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Anonymous
Hey /fit/
Im looking to lose wieght, im currenty 450lb's and i can hardly breathe or move anymore, i eat about 5000 calories a day and everytime i move to go the the bathroom i almost have a heart attack, can someone please give me a simple excercise routine to lose some wieght slowly, thank you.

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>> Anonymous
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattyyyyy
>> Anonymous
I so would not have sex with her if she offered.
>> Anonymous
I would fuck your fat ass all night;)
>> Anonymous
You need a doctor, not 4chan.
also.
Troll is successful.
>> Anonymous
you wuldnt get sex anyway m8.
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
Stop fucking eating and you wont be fucking fat.
>> Anonymous
Fire the people that buy your food, once you run out youll either lose enough weight to do things yourself or youll die. Good Luck.
>> Anonymous
Im going to go kill my self now :(

With a double quarter pounder and 5 serves of chips

You people are so mean to me :(
>> Anonymous
>>281806
lol sucks
>> Anonymous
dont bother killing yourself, we shuld kill ourselves. with your image in our minds. YUCK
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Saturday night live
>> Anonymous
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Here have some chicken to ease your pains
>> Anonymous
that wont be enough to ease my pain. i normally eat 4900 calories of chicken in 1 sitting
>> Anonymous
source on the gif, fucking hot
>> Anonymous
>everytime i move to go the the bathroom i almost have a heart attack

LMAO
>> ArfenZard !TAvKAAvsVQ
>>281897
only on 4chan
>> Anonymous
Lol 4chan at its best
>> sasuke
>everytime i move to go the the bathroom i almost have a heart attack

then stop looking at mirrors.
>> ArfenZard !TAvKAAvsVQ
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>>281935
Ho ho, tip top.
Moar I say.
>> Anonymous
>>281935
No, more like realize that you are a fat pig and lose some weight.
>> Anonymous
>>281753
I was going to call you a behemoth, but then I remembered I'm a dude and I have bigger boobs then you :(

But I'm genetically dispositioned to be fat. I eat once a day and excersize all damn week, and stay the same. I eat a piece of cake on someones birthday and put on 5 kilos over the next week. You do not have the right to call yourself fat. You're just a self-destructive eater.
>> Anonymous
>>281978
No, you are just a fatass. You dont eat 1 lb of food and put on 10 lb. You are just a fatass that eats too much.
>> anonymous
stop eating!!
>> Anonymous
>>281997
NO U
>> Anonymous
>>281978
You sound like my type of guy
>> Anonymous
>>281978
Don't blame genetics, fatty. You are fat because you eat too much and don't exercise enough. If you say "But my entire family is overweight too", then the reason is because your entire family is filled with lazy fucks.
>> Anonymous
I try to eat healthy but everytime i do, i end up adding fatty foods and doubleing up on serves, help me please
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>>281753
>>281806
All I have to say to you, sirs is...

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Well done, I was getting ready for obvious troll is obvious, but your obviousness yet effectiveness is marvelous.
>> Anonymous
Lift gun, aim at head, pull trigger. Might take a couple times cuss of your thick ass head, but its better than a twinkie, twinkie fucking factory that is.