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consensual sex in the missionary position Anonymous
hay dudes
my hot new GF loves to fuck as often as possible and likes it traditional style. what do i need to work on to improve my abilities at consensual sex in the missionary position?
squats?
not joking
>> Hymn !i/klqpUJoU
>>22222
/fit/ness, taking the fun out of sex since 3 days ago.
>> Anonymous
>>22223
lol
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>22222

For the first twenty it'd be pleasurable, for the next twenty it'd be boring, next twenty would chafe, last forty would consist of the girl yelling about how bad it hurts.
>> Anonymous
rather than have her legs outside yours, vice versa. It's tighter and she feels it moar. Put your hands on her lower tummy while you pump away and she feels it in her g spot moar. Smack her around a bit and she'll get moar into it. Make noises and she'll get louder. Shove the pillow in her face so she can scream as loud as she can. Tie her down so she can't do anything. Lift her ass off the ground a bit and grind away (bum lift, google motherfucker). Cut her and use the blood as lubricant. Stick a sock in her mouth and duct tape it shut after pouring water over the sock for a minute. Grab her hands and make her hit herself and tell her to stop.

These are all good ideas
>> Anonymous
>>22240

Stop hitting yourself

why do you keep hitting yourself
>> Anonymous
>>22243
Oh, that's right, I waterboarded you to death while having consensual sex in the missionary position. My bad.
>> Anonymous
>>22222

lol best advice get yet in /fit/
>> Anonymous
>>22178
get a bigger dick
>> Anonymous
I think deadlifts would help with the thrusting muscles. That's basically what you do when you deadlift.
>> Anonymous
I AM BACK AND I DON'T SEE NO BITCH BEING CHOKED