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So today I'm at the gym, the place is completely empty.

Then this fatty walks in and asks if I can show him how to lift weights. I inform in that I'm not a trainer by any stretch and he should really ask a professional trainer instead.

But he insists, so I decide I'll show him how to do a couple basic lifts. And on every single one there was a complaint and he wouldn't do it anymore. Oh this hurts my back. These are making me dizzy. THIS IS MAKING MY MUSCLES SORE.

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Jesus fucking christ. Fucking fatasses, I swear. There's always an excuse.
>> Anonymous
"my vagina itches"
>> Anonymous
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>>330523
tell him to grab a gun like any other fat american
>> Anonymous
>But he insists, so I decide I'll show him how to do a couple basic lifts
And that's where you made your mistake. You should have made him feel bad for being a fatty instead, and made him cry his way out of the gym.

Fucking fatties.
>> Anonymous
>>330560
This. But slap his belly once so you get a good chuckle before you do.
>> Anonymous
>>330528

I sell mac computers (mac suxxors, LOL, etc) And every time a helpless crybaby who wants shit 4 free leaves, I turn to my cow orker and say "Oh, your vagina hurts? Do you want me to rub it?"
>> Anonymous
was his name ignatius reilly by any chance?
>> Anonymous
>>330523
Sounds like a really good way to get sued.
>> Anonymous
>THIS IS MAKING MY MUSCLES SORE.

...Isn't that the point of lifting weights?
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>> Anonymous
>>330566
Can Cow Orker be a new meme?
>> Anonymous
>>330614

Sure, but I think it's old slang from usenet
>> Anonymous
>>330588
Not really... I'm not a professional, so if he takes my advice and hurts himself it's entirely his fault for listening to some dude in the gym and not an actual professional.

I wasn't to worried about it anyway. He was hardly doing any weight at all, and was just a whiner.