I laugh at you jelqersYou sit there, jelqing, alone with only your shame and your Jelqing For Dummies book or in groups at the Jelqers Association clubhouse, hoping, measuring, jelqing and deceiving yourselves."Did it work?" you think to yourself "maybe a little, i think i'll jelq again." You jelqers, so terminally optimistic, thats is your downfall, that is why you jelq and why you subscribe to Jelqers' Monthly which you read after you've jelqed.Wake up jelqers! wake up and stop jelqing.stop jelqing and start living, jelqers.
ITT op is a jelqer
>>110904make that a failed jerker. good luck with your 4" cock, faggot
>>110906shit was SO cash
poetry, motherfucking poetry