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Anonymous
So, I work at Starbucks, and we've just gotten word down from the bigwigs; we're going to start carrying protein and fiber powder for our frappuccinos, as well as some kind of banana smoothie product. Isn't this awesome?!!?
>> Anonymous
it's ok, i guess.
>> C.C. Pizzabutt !!b7mYazat7Gi
Starbucks is terrible imo. :(
>> Anonymous
Pssh, you're talking about that new V thing, right? PFFFFT
Starbucks is and always will be a purveyor of extremely unhealthy products, no matter what facade they put up. You can bet your sweet ass that the new smoothie's are gonna be loaded with preservatives and calories.
And the protein and fiber? bah. Sure you get protein and fiber, at the expense of around 350-580 calories a drink.
>> Anonymous
YES!
>> Anonymous
I feel sick every time I'm forced to walk into Starbucks.
>> Anonymous
>>198518

Hopefully, with this move, Starbucks will kick out the skinny trendfags and attract the people trying to bulk up. It's still a bad crowd, but it'll be a great change.
>> ESH !Oj4wGhYfsE
The quality of that protein is going to be absolutely terrible, I guarantee it.
>> Anonymous
Haha, I can just imagine a starbucks shop full of bodybuilders pissing off the college students.
>> Anonymous
Of course they are gonna sell their protein at 3-times the original price. IT'S STARBUCKS11!
>> Anonymous
Quick note, it's not protein powder and fiber powder, it's both combined, you get one, you get the other.
>> Anonymous
man, I'm gonna get protein drinks every shift I work!
>> Anonymous
has to be whey. I wonder what soy would taste in a coffe.

I suppose is not going to be much, at best 20 grams and costing 5 dollars
>> Anonymous
>>198852
I'm doubtful there will be more than 10g...
>> Free Pepsi !!iXxa+hO94Mg
Unless Starbucks is selling the fucking elixir of immortality, their shit is always overpriced and not worth it. Even if I am a coffee drinker, I wouldn't buy their coffees.

I can see the appeal in Starbucks. Supposedly they have "artisan coffees" and hangouts for young cultured/intellectual people to write, study, philosophize.

But in reality, artisan shit aren't presented to you in a fucking tall 40 ounce cup. They have such a ridiculous amount just to justify paying 7 bucks for a coffee.
>> midnight express !FzAyW.Rdbg
i wouldnt be caught dead drinking that yuppie shit. who would have thought that a beverage could be some twisted sort of status symbol?