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I have been trying to eat more eggs lately but I can't stomach them. The taste and texture get to me. Does anyone have some good recipes they reccommend? I really hate them super runny like eggs benedict or hardboiled. scrambled is allrigbht, but does anyone have similar recipes with some other spices in it to add more flavor and mask the egg a bit?
>> Redhot !wJoMC4BYEY
Scrambled egg and spicy bbq sauce..
Done?
>> Anonymous
Hard boiled eggs are not runny you idiot.
>> Anonymous
Just experiment, theres no reason why you can't throw in herbs and spices, pretty much anything you like. Or you could make omelettes with a decent filling.

Or cook up some spaghetti, drain, put back in the pan (heat off) and break an egg into it and mix until it's coated the pasta and been cooked by residual heat, stir in some grilled lean bacon (chopped up), grate some parmesan over it, bit of pepper.... and you have budget student-style carbonara.

or, you know.... google some recipes...
>> Anonymous
>>399357
Hard boil those fuckers.

Eat em with soy sauce or hot sauce.
>> Anonymous
>>399372
he said he doesnt like them runny or hard boiled you idiot
>> Anonymous
1) make ramen
2) after a minute or two crack an egg into i
3) wait another minute or two while stirring
4) eat your tasty ramen
5) cry about your crippling poverty
>> Anonymous
lots of hot sauce.
>> Anonymous
>>399369
that sound right up my alley. thanx. do you throw in the bbq sauce into the pan or top the eggs with it once theyre cooked?
>> Anonymous
>>399403
I'm not the one who can't use proper English grammar.
>> Anonymous
I don't understand not liking hard boiled eggs.

Peel the shell.
Slice the white and tear in half.
Remove the yolk and discard.
Eat the white.

It's in your mouth for about 2 seconds before it's swallowed.
It's not for taste; it's for protein.
>> sage
>>399457
>Remove the yolk and discard.

wow
>> Anonymous
>>399357
vary your protein sources. don't just eat one protein type ad nauseous daily. some ppl get fucked up weird allergies eventually that way. Like being allergic to eggs. Soy. Whey. Tempeh. Lentils. Chickpeas. Etc. Try something new once each week.
>> Anonymous
over hard.

shits not runny.
eat it by hand if you let it cool a bit.
season to taste.
>> Anonymous
Stop being a faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>399357
Just learn to cook and have a varied diet. Delia Smith's "Learn to Cook" series is meant to be good.
>> Anonymous
>>399457
HOLY CRAP this is genius. I can't believe I've been scrambling two eggs for breakfast every day for months, when I could just hard boil a dozen every Sunday and eat them throughout the following week.
>> Anonymous
SCRAMBLED YOU BITCH FAT SHIT
>> Anonymous
>>399357
How the hell can you not like the taste of eggs? Hard boiled, poached, scrambled, sunny side up, over hard, I love it all. Even those pig disgusting omlettes can't ruin the taste of eggs.

Except over easy. Fuck that shit.
>> Anonymous
>>399375

That better fucking be whole grain pasta.
>> Anonymous
i love over-easy eggs but i SUCK at making them. always break the yoke or overcook them. whenever i go back home i fucking love it when my dad cooks them, its like fucking crack, so good.

anyways, i now only make scrambled eggs. this got boring pretty quickly (couple years) and i started throwing in some pepper. this got boring in a couple months, and i started using coconut oil instead of olive oil (coconut is my favorite fruit so it works perfectly)

moral of the story: things get boring, change shit up
>> Anonymous
>>399759
how can you suck at flipping them, spray some pam on the pan and its easy as hell
>> Anonymous
Scramble some eggs with pepper jack cheese and mushrooms. The cheese dominates the palate.

I also used to cook eggs in my oats. Just crack an egg open and be careful whilst cooking(it might explode!(unless you scramble it before mixing it in)).

Hope this helps, OP.
>> Anonymous
>>399457
THE YOLK IS THE BEST PART YOU BASTARD
>> Anonymous
>>399765
i kno, i kno ;-;
>> Anonymous
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I love eggs, and thats NO YOKE, hahaha.a.....hhm


*cough*, excuse me, gentlemen.
>> Anonymous
1. boil water
2. put egg in water
3. wait 2 mins, remove egg
4. ???
5. PROFIT
>> Anonymous
>>399784
hmmm that almost sounds like hard boiled.... dipshit
>> Anonymous
>>399808
actually that sounds more like really really soft boiled.
>> Anonymous
1- Get Whole-wheat wraps
2- Melt strip of cheese down middle of wrap
3- Ketchup
4- Fry Egg (break yolk)
5- Slice egg into little slices (like skinny-flat hotdogs)
6 -More ketchup
7 -Wrap it up and eat.
>> Anonymous
>>399784
>>399808
>>399813
sounds like POACHED cockbags.
>> Anonymous
>>400360
He never mentioned cracking the egg.
>> Anonymous
put all the eggs in a blender

then cook it

then blender it again, and put the poweder in your ice cream :)
>> Anonymous
>>400388
>>400360


yeah i forgot to mention crack egg

i meant poached ;)