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Anonymous
So how can I remain on my high protein diet but quell the horrible gassiness?
>> Anonymous
Get better organs
>> Anonymous
eat LOTS of fiber. like oatmeal
>> Anonymous
Just hold the farts in. The gas will be absorbed into your blood stream and you'll eventually just exhale it.
>> Anonymous
find a voodoo doctor and get him to perform a black magic ritual to purify your inner humors
>> Anonymous
>>240606
the downside is, you will be exhaling farts