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Anonymous
I had a lot of earwax in my ear, tried to get it out with a cue tip and instead managed to push it back and completely plug off my ear. I'm now totally deaf on one side and it feels very uncomfortable. What can I do?
>> Sejuhasz the Xbot !3GqYIJ3Obs!!fcA
Take a very very hot shower, hold the side of your head towards the water, but don't let it go in your ear, hope to melt that shit out.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
use a miniature vacuum and shove it in your ear. Though you might suck out more than just ear wax...
>> Anonymous
- go to a doctor and get it syringed; or
- buy some ear candles
>> Anonymous
The doctor can do an ear irrigation, takes a few seconds, they just squirt lukewarm water with peroxide into your ear with a big ass syringe, it's amazing the amount of stuff that comes out of it. Try the hot shower first.
>> Anonymous
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>go to a doctor and get it syringed

Yes.

>buy some ear candles

GTFO.
>> Anonymous
Well anon said I can melt it out so I think I'm going to try pouring a tea spoon of olive oil in my ear. With any luck it will make it warm to my body temperature and melt. Either that or I will die; wish me luck.
>> Anonymous
>>150310

Ear candles worked for me, YMMV.
>> Anonymous
>>150318
this is a terrible idea.
>> Anonymous
>>150335
It's some old wives remedy, does it accually work?
>> Anonymous
i think it does actually work
>> Anonymous
Use a drop or two of agua oxinada. It will soften the wax.
>> Anonymous
If you can find it, there is this called Debrox. It's good for bad wax build up in the ears.
>> anon
plunger. NAO
>> Anonymous
whatever you do, DO NOT use q-tips when it's like that, even if you think it's melted and ready to come out, I had the same problem a few weeks ago, makes things much worse.
>> Anonymous
>>150280


call a bee owner
they are the best help for ear honey

(also wtf .. dont wait to have your ear covered in was to clean them fucking hobbo)
>> B'gok
GOOGLE: Cerumen scoop and medical corpsman kit.

Go to doctor, they should irrigate the ear by using a special doctor edition super soaker to blast water into the ear to get the crap out. If they don't manually remove it, get a second opinion, and a third. Especially if you are poor, are going to a government funded public clinic or a combo of the 2.

I had to bend a thin silver (metal) wire into a scoop and carefully get it out.
>> Anonymous
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i have to do this every few months. ear candles do nothing, no special chemicals needed. buy a little bulb plunger (pictured) at a drug store for $1, get yourself some lukewarm water, pull down a little on your earlobe and tilt your head towards the sink, then shoot water into your ear canal. try to angle it either up or down. it might take a little while, and it might feel worse at first, but keep at it and you'll flush out a huge wax plug and feel AMAZING.
>> Anonymous
>>150720
I've never had this problem, but god that sounds awesome.
>> Anonymous
warm up some olive oil, put in ear for a while, tilt head other way up and enjoy stream of wax pouring out
>> Anonymous
>>150720

DO THIS, but mix the warm water with some hydrogen pyroxide
>> Anonymous
>>150736
it is, i swear you can hear a housefly fart once you're done
>> Anonymous
>>150416
I had a similar problem for a few years while in school. the worst was when id sleep on one side of my head, and when id wake up, the earwax in my right ear would settle and i'd loose about 75% of my hearing out of that ear. eventually went to the doctors for a physical, and the used the super soaker method with a small basin under my ear, got a mike n ikes sized piece of wax out of my ear.
the best part of this was walking back home through my college campus. i swear to god i could every fucking leave rustling in the breeze and the noise from my shirt was way to fucking loud.