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Anonymous
I slipped and slammed my vagina against the top of a chair yesterday. I put ice on it, it helped a little but it hurts when I push down on it. Did I seriously fucking bruise my vagina?
>> CWheezy !!bJFrM5LONOF
Everything else in your body can bruise, why not your vagina?
>> Anonymous
why was your vagina hovering over the top of a chair?
>> Anonymous
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So, yesterday I was just sitting there, minding my own business like I normally to when WHAM, this crazy bitch comes over and slams her vagina down over top of me.

I put ice on it, it helped a little but it hurts when ever someone sits down o n me. Was I seriously bruised by a vagina?
>> Anonymous
You probably bruised your pubic bone, a part of your pelvis, not your vagina.
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
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>>412963
LOL a bone bruise? Are you fucking serious?

HHAHAHAH
>> Anonymous
>>412948
Post a pic so we can examine it for bruises.
>> Anonymous
>>413015

seconded, it could be serious but our qualified medical practioners here at /fit/ would be happy to help out.
>> Anonymous
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So i was on the fridge just chilling with the ice cream, when this bitch opens the door and i thought "i am going to be put in a drink" but to my amazement she shoved me up her vagina. greatest way to melt
>> Anonymous
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So I was just sitting there, between the legs, as usual when this bitch whacks me down on the top of a chair.
Then to make things worse she crams an ice-pack inside me.
So now I have a bruise AND frostbite.
>> Anonymous
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>>412962
>>413054
>>413064
>> Anonymous
>>413064
omfg that was fun!
>> Anonymous
>>413054
>>412962
I like where you are going with this. HAHAHA
>> Anonymous
>>412948
sage-ing a fail thread.
>> Anonymous
lol stupid cunt banged her cunt!
>> Anonymous
>>413113
i'll bang her cunt if you catch my drift
>> Anonymous
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So yesterday I was just sitting there minding my own business like I normally do when WHAM, this crazy bitch came into me and slammed her vagina down on top of some chair in me.

I watched it put ice on itself and her put ice on her cooch. Did they seriously bruise each other inside me?
>> Anonymous
>>412956
I was standing on the chair.
>> Anonymous
>>413599
i'll cunt her bang if you catch my drift
>> Anonymous
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>>412992
Yeah those things can happen when you leave your house. Ever hear of bruised ribs?
>> Anonymous
>>412948

LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>> Anonymous
That shit fucking hurts. Yeah, you probably bruised it. It'll just be tender for a little while.