Hi /fit/What's the laziest way of losing weight?I'm like, really lazy.
Swallow a tapeworm
Not being lazy.
stop eating?
If you get a Stanley knife and edge away at your flab a little each day you should lose a fair amount without having to do much :)Dont use scissors though, not enough precision.
>>196464I forgot to add that the wrist is a really great place to focus most of the attention to at first.
>>196454this
tapeworms, srsly
Recumbent exercise bike + laptop or TV.45 minutes every day, while you browse 4chan, or watch your favorite TV shows. Assuming you eat fairly sensibly, you'll lose all the weight you want.
Kill yourself. Eventually you'll whither away to nothing by just laying in one spot. You also won't have to spend money on food anymore since the deceased don't require sustenance.
>>196503Stop it. He doesn't deserve real advice.
>>196445doing squats and crying in pain.
If you want to loose weight in a lazy way you can do this buy eating a big breakfast, and eating many small meals a day instead of just having 2 big meals or whatever. Also you wont really loose much without jogging or walking on a threadmill or moving your body somehow.. Perhaps jog between the toilet visits no?
lazy!
Just keep eating, ALOT. Cakes, cookies, pretzels, candy, frozen foods, pizza, everything you can basically. Youll lose weight in no time.
Scream for 30 seconds of every minute. It will remove loads of toxins from your body, but you have to stick at it, eventually your body will learn to use the flow of air as a vent for vaporised energy, but you have to keep it up for a few days first.Dizziness and passing out = good progress indicator.