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Anonymous
So today was my first time using the school's fitness center and I fucking fell off the treadmill as I was finishing and letting the speed drop. Then the hot chick working there came over laughing, asking if I was ok. Now I feel like a total fucking retard. Anyone else done anything retarded/seen anything retarded at the gym to make me feel less stupid?
>> Anonymous
Dude you totally could have played it off like you did it on purpose, but made it really obvious that you didn't and you were just acting like you did, made her laugh more, and gotten her number.
>> sasuke
Haha yeah, i had some silly moments.

One time i was bench pressing and i couldn't get the bar up anymore despite of my efforts. So i had to get up from the bench, and kind of, let the bar roll on my tighs, then put it on the floor.

One time i completly failed to keep the barbell straight while bench pressing so plates just started dropping from the bar. Thank god i learned how to bench now.

One time, by far the most humiliating experience, is getting down for a squat and going way too deep because i didn't control my descent. The bar is deposited on the safety pins and i crawl out under the bar.

Back then when i had a bodybuilder routine i'd spend 45 minutes working my forearms and one day a guy came and said: dude with those 45 minutes u couldve trained ur whole back! also, i would stay in the gym 2 hours.
>> Anonymous
>>299236
>One time, by far the most humiliating experience, is getting down for a squat and going way too deep because i didn't control my descent. The bar is deposited on the safety pins and i crawl out under the bar.

oh god, i did that once... so goddamn embarassing
>> Anonymous
Doing some SQUATZ once, busted ass so hard on the way down next to some cute chick she was so grossed out
>> Anonymous
>>299221
It's not too embarassing, but once I tried using the treadmills at the gym, but they require a safety magnet key to work. I thought the magnets are around the treadmill, so I was looking around for it, spent like 5 minutes. Then I realized my gym is shit and you have to request the treadmill key.

Not too embarassing since there was less than 10 people around, but still slightly embarassing.
>> greg
>>299247
i think i've seen ur picture on the internet.
i would have been grossed out too.
>> sasuke
>>299244
eaa! fo sho hajahaja~ ykno' who i am.
>> Anonymous
>>299254

busting ass = farting
>> Anonymous
>>299265

did you create this equation?
>> Anonymous
>>299296

It's well known slang, where the hell are u from broski
>> greg
>>299303
fucking stockton punk. imma fuckin ninja warrior