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Anonymous
Sup /fit/,

I've got a problem. I'm pretty much totally ripped all over my body. Like, xbawks HUGE mossels. Except for my penis. I always feel insecure getting intimate with all the ladies because of my puny penis. What are some lifts I can do to build some dick muscle? I want my dick to be totally ripped. As ripped as the rest of my body.

tldr: How do I get my dick ripped?

Pic related, it's me.
>> Anonymous
>>360340
Dude I just want to get my dick ripped...
>> ­
cock push-ups
>> Anonymous
Use Robotnik's sex machine, you double nigger.
>> Anonymous
Just cradle your boyfriend's balls while he's pounding your fat ass
>> Anonymous
>>360343

Use a paper guillotine.
>> Anonymous
>>360336

>I'm pretty much totally ripped all over my body. Like, xbawks HUGE mossels

i'm sorry, where? youll have to point them out to me...
>> Anonymous
post this offending cawk then.
>> Anonymous
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>> sage sage
DO SOME DICK-UPS.