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Incisors vs. Standard 12oz. cola can Anonymous
I just opened a regular Dr. Pepper can with my front incisor teeth, as opposed to using my fingernails. I did this because I lack fingernails due to my excessive chewing of them to the point that they become useless nubs.

My mother, witnessing what I had just done furiously exclaimed that I easily could've "broken my front teeth off". However, my rationale was that because I am neither a small child close to loosing his front teeth, or any for that matter, or a poor bastard w/out sufficient dental coverage, her statement was then complete and utter bullshit.

So, is there any conceivable manner that I could've been wrong, and, in fact, come in danger of "breaking my front teeth off"
>> Anonymous
do you have really fat fingers or something, i can usually get enough flesh underneath it to pry it open without nails :S
>> Anonymous
I use my molars to open up beer bottles. Does it hurt? Hell yes. But the ladies love it.
>> Anonymous
No, I'm actually pretty thin and my hands are more skeleton-like than sausage/fatty fingers.

This was simply a particularly tricky can tabby to pry into. I've probably done this at least 40 times.
>> Anonymous
>>265805
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HedWtFw15iY
>> Anonymous
This is /fit/ we do not know because we do not drink coke.
>> Anonymous
>>265810
hahaha. you mean a board of 90% fatties doesn't drink coke?

anyways OP, doubt you could've broken your teeth off unless they're particularly weak. However you probably could scratch off the enamel and what not. damage your teeth but not so extremely.
>> Anonymous
>>265807
Fucking OW!
>> Anonymous
Your mom is an idiot I used to open cans this way all the time. Only reason I don't anymore is because I no longer drink soda.
>> Anonymous
>>265799
I had a buddy of mine chip one of his front teeth opening a can of beer ... he was pretty drunk and that might have had something to do with it
>> Anonymous
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>>265810