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Deer Flies Anonymous
Deer flies and horse flies are ruining my local park. How can I go jogging and not get pestered by the damn things? I'm going to try running this morning real, real early and see if I can be up before they are.
>> Distilled apple cider vinegar
bug spray noob?
>> Anonymous
>>239697
I tried spraying myself with OFF. It did not keep the flies away.
>> Distilled apple cider vinegar
Well another thing you can do , its kind agross but pour some tomatoe juice in your hands and wipe a thin layer on your legs and hands or whatever, and by thin layer i don't mean to where you can see it but so you smell like it. That'll help too.
>> Anonymous
>>239705
Tomato perfume?
Mind=blown
>> Anonymous
>>239705
I suppose I'll keep this in mind as a last resort. Thanks.
>> Anonymous
run faster
>> Anonymous
I read that vitamin C keeps them away. Rub yourself with a lemon, lol?!
>> Anonymous
They're doing you a favour.If you slap them as you run you'll not only improve stmaina, but slap dexterity as well =)
>> Anonymous
Bring a deer and a horse to distract them.
>> Anonymous
All you have to do is go to your local town council meeting and bring up the issue and ask them to spray for them. Most places will be more than glad to as it makes their town look better and doesnt cost shit.
>> 04 !!LtgOgT0wJFN
Teatree/eucalyptus oil. Might be a bit hard to come by outside of Australia, but it'll work.
>> Anonymous
>>239785
You can get teatree oil anywhere.