ITT: mustardThis thread is about how awesome mustard is; no sugar, no calories, superlow sodium, and you can put it on healthy (but perhaps bland) food to make it awesomer
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKMustard is AWESOME.
agreed. mustard win, ketchup fail. relish fail too.
Ketchup has done so much damage to my diet over the years. I can resist most things, but that fire engine red bottle of Heinz sings a siren's song I am powerless to resist.
>>47438OP hereAllow your yellow friend to tie you to the mast Odyssey-style; you'll resist that enchantress in no time once your embrace the tangy goodness
>>47447Do you dig the dayglo French's stuff or deli-style?
A challenger appears.
>>47453This.On everything.
>>47455Cholula is my secret beaner slut.
>>47450Delicious store-brand; I'm not very adventurous (and quite poor, sorry)>>47455oh shi-Frank's RedHot Original Pepper Sauce has joined your party!Highfive with mustard? (y/n) _y_Radical!(Where can I find this stuff?)
>>47459<CHOLULA > THAN EVERYTHING
Wow, I wasn't aware that hot sauce was so not-unhealthy; I just assumed it was extremely similar to ketchupIn that case, I'm going to stock up on my old friend
Just because.
>>47466Unquantifiable winand now sleep
Spicy brown should join the party too.
>>47466Unquantifiable winand now: sleepbut tomorrow: mustard, and maybe Frank's if I can find it
So close to rule 34 right there.
Practical AND easy on the eyes