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Why can't I grow any facial hair? I am 24 years old and have the facial hair of a 14 year old. I have pubes in all the other right places but I have ZERO sideburns and the only hair I have on my face is a sparse, patchy mess on my chin and a mediocre tache.

My 18 year old bro has far more facial hair than me its fuckin embarrassing. I don't get it, people say its genetic but I've seen pics of my dad when he was 16 and he had full stubble all over his face

Is there anything I can do about this? Will roids work?
>> Anonymous
>>285176
Make use of this situation. Go tranny.
>> Anonymous
>>285176I have pubes in all the other right places

You have pubes in more than one place?!
>> Anonymous
Is armpit hair pubes? I may have got confused. Either way, I've got a hairy cock and balls
>> Anonymous
honestly you should consider yourself lucky, I fucking hate shaving every other day. Plus when has the last time you saw someone with a beard or (god help me) mustache and thought that person looked cool.
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>>285401

You don't know the definition of "cool".
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>285409
All hail Mr.Coolio.
>> Anonymous
>>285401
Even if you or the girls you like don't care for beards or stashes or even sideburns...pretty much everyone thinks stubble is sexy. Unless you are a fat jawless faggot, then it will probably look queer.
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>>285401

Action Hank says FUCK YOU, SON!
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>>285409
Faggot beat me to it....
>> Anonymous
>>285413
>jawless faggot

lol?
>> Anonymous
>>285413
Seconded, stubble is sexy, I get compliments all the time, and I usually keep the stubble there.

Most I care to grow is a fucking soul patch thing and sideburns. Maybe a gotee when im fucking 50.
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>>285411
Damn it feels good to be me lol.
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>>285415
Make your move mother fucker!
>> Anonymous
This thread is now about mustaches.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>285418
Thirded. My gf keeps tellin me not to shave for like a week, cause she likes how it feels on her cheeks :/ The beard doesn't grow that fast and I like it that way.
>> Anonymous
>>285401

Don't want a beard but stubble can look cool and adds definition to your face
>> Anonymous
Start shooting gear. You'll look like Rasputin in no time
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>>285417
>>jawless faggot
>lol?
IF you have no jawline because you are a fatty(or a zombie) then your facial hair just randomly ends somewhere on your neck and you look like you are trying to paint a jawline on your neck. It fools no one. Of course if you're a zombie then you're probably pretty badass anyway.

pic related, It's the OP.
>> Anonymous
>>285437
Makes you look like one rugged bad ass. lol
>> Anonymous
>>285444
Lol, that's what I imagined, a zombie or someone who got socked up so hard, they lost their actual jaw. rofl.
>> Anonymous
>>285444
Well that's OP's problem, he's a tree, no wonder he can't grow facial hair.
>> Anonymous
im asian. welcome to my world
>> Anonymous
>>285176
Don't try to go back in time then, dumbshit.
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fuck "sexy, beards are badass. im almost 19 and i dont even have peach fuzz.
>> Anonymous
SHAVE. OFTEN. Wash your face every day and exfoleate. But shave the stubble mess right down, go against the grain, and every two days get rid of the stubble. Eventually you will start to thicken.
Worked for me, and now I shave awesome aries chops and a chinstrap. :D
>> Anonymous
>>286225

I'm asian too, and I rather like having no facial hair. I shave once or twice a year.
>> Anonymous
its ok, i have been shaving for about 4 years or so now since i was 16 & i go against the grain to get a closer shave. i have facial hair but there is this patch in a triangular shape on both of my cheeks where there isnt any hair growing, few strands but nothing thick like the rest. im 20 now so its just genetics so far
>> Anonymous
>>286688

once or twice a year? its either you have no facial hair and eventually you feel left out, or for half a year you have the dirtiest patchy ass rat stash/ goatee ever
>> Anonymous
>>285176

You lucky fuck. I shave in the morning and have a beard by bedtime.
>> Anonymous
>>285176
Hay op me too, I'm 21 and look like a kid :D
>> Anonymous
I was the first kid in middle school to have facial hair and now as a man I don't have much

Win fucking win
>> Anonymous
I have a pretty rockin' extended goatee/stubble thing. I wouldn't grow it out any further; mistakes have been made in the past. It's surprisingly hard to match a beard to the contours of your face, especially when you're a clueless teenager.

This means that now it's extremely embarrassing to look at my former self. Scrawny, chin patch that extended way too far down the neck. Lopsided. I shit you not. Man I wish I could go back in time and smack me.
>> Anonymous
Will roids have an effect??