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Anonymous
I desperately need to lose 50lbs. I can't stop eating junk food. I hate vegetables. I live on pizza, burgers, and captain crunch. I drink two 2 liters of pepsi a day. I don't exercise. I sit in front of my computer at least 12 hours a day.
I have decided that the only way to lose this weight is to start smoking meth, and snorting cocaine.
Which is worse? Being overweight with a bad diet and no exercise or being a meth addict?
Comedy is being a fat-ass, bad teeth, jobless, meth addict.
If this happens I will commit a felony. Prison will be great for kicking the meth, and getting free dental/health care. Just have to deal with the rape.
Thanks for listening /fit/.
>> Anonymous
>THIS IS /FIT/
>> Anonymous
since you're contemplating meth you should try laxatives first. both are going to fuck up your body but one is more easily available. it also feels fucking great when you take a shit.

seriously though get off your fucking ass and exercise.
>> Anonymous
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get off sugar. you're high on it. it's inside that stuff, hidden under names glucose/fructose.
>> Yoshi ?
You need to hang out with me, if there is a god you live in Los Angeles. If not, Think of pussy as your motivation. Now get off your lazy ass, sign up at a gym, and start kicking some ass.
>> Anonymous
I say meth. It's pretty humorous to watch the effects. "Speed bumps" all over your body, teethe gone to hell. I remember my roomate would have to keep his eyes on any cop car that passed until they were fully out of sight just because of massive paranoia. Then I went to Asia for a month, came home and he was gone...along with all my belongings. Good times.
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>> Anonymous
>>32620
>>I live on pizza, burgers, and captain crunch. I drink two 2 liters of pepsi a day. I don't exercise. I sit in front of my computer at least 12 hours a day.
>>I have decided that the only way to lose this weight is to start smoking meth, and snorting cocaine.

You're a fucking moron. Cut out the pizza, burgers, captain crunch, and two 2 liters of pepsi a day. Then you'll be on your way to losing weight my morbidly obese troll friend.

Also saged.