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Why does this sound delicious Anonymous
Ingredients for the Fool's Gold Loaf are:
Loaf of Italian bread covered with two sticks melted butter.
Brown at 350(f) in oven.
Slice the loaf down the middle and hollow it out.
Layer with a whole jar of peanut butter, a whole jar of grape jelly and 1lb of fried lean bacon.

On the night of February 1, 1976, Elvis Presley was at his home Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee entertaining Capt. Jerry Kennedy of the Denver Colorado police force, and Ron Pietrafeso of Colorado's Strike Force Against Crime. The three men began discussing the sandwich and Elvis decided he wanted one right then. The Mine Company was a five-star restaurant known for its rip-roaring parties and as the 'place' to be seen at the time. Elvis had been to the restaurant before while in Denver. Kennedy and Pietrafeso were friends of the owners and hung out there often, so they were driven to the Memphis airport and boarded Elvis's private jet, the Lisa Marie, and flew the two hours to Denver. When they arrived in Denver at 1:40 AM, the plane taxied to a special hangar where the passengers were greeted by the owner of the Colorado Mine Company and his wife Cindy who had brought 22 fresh Fool's Gold Loaves for the men.
They spent three hours in the hangar eating the sandwiches, washing them down with Perrier and champagne. Typical of Elvis's generosity, he invited the pilots of the plane to join them. When they were done, they flew back to Memphis without ever having left the airport.
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holy fucking shit a pound of bacon