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Anonymous
Health friends, need your help lol. I got stoned with a couple of friends and then my friend bet he could drink one liter of bleach for 50 bucks, which he then proceeded to do. Well that stupid fucker is now lying in my kitchen floor, he tried to puke but didn't manage to, he looks really bad... Could it be lethal? WTF should I do to help him? Please dont troll.
>> Anonymous
>Please dont troll
Don't try to troll us and no one will try to troll you.
>> Theodore Roosevelt
He's going to die. Might as well stick it in his pooper while he's still warm.
>> Anonymous
Call poison control
Induce vomiting
Eat burnt toast/charcoal
Falcon punch
Prepare to die
>> Anonymous
HE'S GOING TO DIE YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT CALL A AMBULANCE.
>> Anonymous
Mmmmmmm...

The natural selection is delicious.
>> Anonymous
lol if this isn't a troll he's already dead
>> Anonymous
Dumbfucks are even smart enough not to do that

General poison steps:
1. Call Poison control
2. If liquid poison drink a LOT of water or if solid induce vomiting
3. Learn from this
4. ????
5. PROFIT!
>> Anonymous
your friend is an idiot. have him drink ammonia. it will neutralize the bleach so he won't die. come on people, chem 101.
>> Anonymous
stick your dick in his throat to induce gagging and vomiting.
>> Anonymous
>>305783

I lol'd
>> Anonymous
Well if it's true, then he's probably pretty fucked by now. In any case, do NOT try to make him throw up.

Call an ambulance.

Give the guy water or milk and lots of it, but not if he's unable to swallow it.

Make sure that he's put in a position where he won't suffocate in is own vomit, should he throw up anyway.
>> Anonymous
ive always wondered why you never induce vomiting if its liquid
>> Ibelin !!TX/DF5gJml2
>>305816
Because it would burn you again on the way back up
>> Anonymous
>>305816
It can cause chemical burns on the way back up or other unsavory things
>> Anonymous
>>305829
>>305835
ah ty
>> Anonymous
>>305829
>>305835

Hivemind?
>> Anonymous
How many bleach, and then ammonia, would one need to kill himself?
>> Anonymous
Hes gonna die.
When the police show up, tell them you were in the bathroom and you found him laying on the floor and the empty bottle of bleach.
He can't argue against you, because the fuck is dead.
>> Anonymous
>>305861
doesn't it make a poisonous gas? like mustard gas kinda stuff?
>> Anonymous
>>305863
oh wow, i loled
>> Anonymous
bleach is a base.
Pour acid down his throat and tell him to sleep it off.
>> Anonymous
PICS or it DIDN'T happen
>> Anonymous
>>305864
I would like to know. Any chemfag around to explain that shit?
>> Anonymous
are you serious lol.
what a dumbfuck,
let the gene cleansing comense
[He's going to die, 100% chance]
>> Anonymous
>>305880
ill ask /b/
>> Anonymous
>>305880
This thread is now about Chemistry.
No one cared about OP's dumbfuck friend anyway.
>> Anonymous
Epicac syrup is your only option.
>> Anonymous
>>305861
Not much, and besides those two in combination make mustard gas, further reducing your chances of survival.
>> Anonymous
>>305889
fucken knew it
>> Anonymous
>>305884
what he said
by the time you uploaded the fucking White King picture and typed all that shit out, every part of his insides have been saturated with heavy lethal toxins.

Send /b/ the obbituary so they can check it for grammar mistakes.
>> Anonymous
>>305894
MK so is it chem tiem nao?
>> Anonymous
>>305713
confess everything when the cops get there, you shouldn't get in serious legal trouble
>> sasuke
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Show it on the internet.
>> Anonymous
>>305894
Grammatical errors
fixt by samefag.

>>305897
yes
I thought ammonia was in bleach already.
>> Anonymous
>>305884
Seconded
>> Anonymous
>>305901
sauce
so ronery
>> Anonymous
OP PICS NAO
>> Anonymous
>>305899
Are you fucking retarded?
There are no other witnesses
The friend is most likely DEAD by now.
No one to say what really happened.
And if you tell them that you bet him he couldn't do it, you're in deep shit.
Lie and tell the cops that you found him like that.
Jesus you people are fucking retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>305916
this thread is no longer about chem but legal rammifications. lawfags where you at?
>> Anonymous
>>305916
so the cunt shouldn't have bet that, but it's not like it was murder. a civil suit for wrongful death would be about the worst that could happen.
>> Anonymous
Bleach + Ammonia = Chlorine
>> Anonymous
>>305929
So why the fuck wouldn't he say that he found him like that.
No consequences for him
No one to say what happened.
You people need some common sense.
>> Anonymous
>>305924
There are no ramifications if he tells the cops about how his friend was "really depressed"
>> Anonymous
>>305934
it's not common sense. it's right and wrong motherfucker. the dead kids parents deserve the truth. if he wasn't a retard he'd not have this problem. the right thing to do is the truth.
>> Anonymous
>>305929
Sounds like a clear cut case of manslaughter to me...
>> Anonymous
>>305939
unless he forced retard A to drink said bleach, retard B is not responsible, possession is a minor offense anyway. go with the truth op.
>> Anonymous
>>305942
depends on how the state defines it, seeing as this is a troll thread, op is probably not gonna say where
>> Anonymous
Am I the only one in support of gene cleansing
this is a 2 for one deal
A: kill an idiot stupid enough to not keep himself from dying.
B: send a dumbass of equivelent stupidity to jail.
>> Anonymous
>>305935
Exactly.

>>305939
Lets think for a minute that WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I don't care what the fuck my dumbass friends parents think, as long as I don't go to fucking jail, or have to sit through a court hearing.
Fuck that shit.
>> Anonymous
>>305952
you sir are a faggot and a coward. you should never be allowed to reproduce in order to keep such faggotry from spreading to your half-retarded spawn
>>305951
seconded
>> Anonymous
OP here, we managed to make him puke and make him drink some milk even though he was passed out. We dumped his sorry ass in front of the ER with a note on him, he was still breathing, fuck me and my friend are in deep shit if he dies on us. Fucking retard.
>> Anonymous
>>305950
True, I'm just used to living out in California where EVERY law is stupid. (ie caller id is illegal)
>> Anonymous
>>305964
yeah especially since you fucking abandoned him. if they have any questions you won't be there to answer, increasing the liklihood of death. morons...
>> Anonymous
FAKE
he would have died before you hit the ER
>> Anonymous
It depends how much bleach his friend drank. Assuming OP is not a troll.

If it was 1 litre, then yeah he's dead.
If it was just a little bit, he could live though. Google Bleach poisoning then come back and say "Your friend is dead"

Some people are moar retarded than OP and his friend.
>> Anonymous
aww
>> Anonymous
His name was robert paulson
>> Anonymous
This is funny because we were just talking about this earlier in a Zombie Panic match. Some idiot was claiming that drinking some bleach with clean out your system of drugs, laughs were had.
>> Anonymous
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Swallowing , smelling, or touching household bleach will likely not cause any significant problems. However, more severe problems can occur with industrial strength bleach, or mixing bleach with ammonia.

How well a patient does depends on how rapidly the sodium hypochlorite was diluted and neutralized. There is a good chance of recovery if proper treatment is given soon after the poison was swallowed. Without prompt treatment, extensive damage to the mouth, throat, eyes, lungs, esophagus, nose, and stomach are possible, depending on how exposure occurred.

Source: http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002488.htm
>> Anonymous
OP here, my friend's alive, so fuck you all for saying he was dead and shit. Aw, now I owe him 50 bucks...
>> Anonymous
CHEMFAG HERE
yah he's pretty fucked. the insides of his stomach lining will be severly burnt, and inducing vomitting might prevent death, but on the way up the acid from his stomach and the bleach will mix liberating chlorine gas (in his stomach as well) burning the insides of his throat, then generating acid which will eat away whats left of his oesophagus. If, by some miracle, he survives, he'll never talk again, will probably spend the rest of his life on a ventilator, and will have to be fed through an IV.
Protip: go to sleep, forget about him, and let him die with some dignity (albeit in a lot of pain).
>>305783
this is not a good idea. It will destroy the hypochlorite in the bleach, but the ammonia will burn his throat (tho its a bit late now, huh? :0) ) and you'll generate chloramine in his stomach. With that stuff sloshing around in his gut, you can garantee that if he survives the burning, he'll develop multiple stomach tumours in a few weeks.
Gosh isn't chemistry fun?
>> Anonymous
>>306697
A bit late to the party, eh. So if you drank 0.5 liter of bleach and then 0.5 liter of ammonia, it wouldn't make some kind of mustard gas reaction and kill you within the hour?
>> Anonymous
>>305880
It makes fucking Chlorine Gas, not Mustard gas moron.
>> Anonymous
>>306715

mustard gas?
er...no. mustard gas- or at least a nitrogen mustard (as opposed to a sulphur one) is generally something like N,N,N-methyl-bichloroethylamine, or whatever. that coudn't be generated from bleach and ammonia- like i said, the only things likely to be generated are various nitrogen chlorides (which are fecking NASTY, but are more carcinogenic that vesicant-blister making-unlike nitrogen mustard) and POSSIBLY a little hydrazine, tho it'd probably decompose quickly, and most likley be the least of your worries.
>> Anonymous
>>306718
facepalm.jpg

NO. lrn 2 chemistry
>> Anonymous
>>306089

OH LAWD IS DAT SUM CP?
>> Anonymous
>>306727
Hmm, seems we have quite a debate here. I still wanna know the truth.