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Toes will one day be gone! zmastersword !mwxxWwHNA6
I've found out during my extreme hatred for feet (god damn they're nasty) that one day we will evolve to not have any toes, because we only needed them in the first place to grab things when we were monkey-like. Now we have hands with opposable thumbs. We don't need toes anymore. To me, that would make feet a lot more bearable.

What does /fit/ think of this?

inb4 shitstorm of religious fanatics/shitstorm of argument between godfags and sciencefags.

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>> Anonymous
important for balance
>> Anonymous
i'm a footfag. We can evolve into 3 meters tall bald, greyskinned beings for all i care. But toes stay!
>> Anonymous
>>112265

Correct.
>> zmastersword !mwxxWwHNA6
>>112265
How about just one big foot-end where the toes belong, in the shape of someone wearing a sock?
>> Anonymous
>>112273
That would mean the whole bone-structure would still be the same, which would be a evolutionary step backwards. They're seperated for a reason.
>> Anonymous
well if you knew anything humans will never evolve again. due to population size.
>> svenska
protip: your high school bio class did not provide any of you with adequate knowledge of evolution to be discussing it on an internet forum.
>> Anonymous
How will I take my socks off, pick up small to medium sized objects, grab and toss up a dirty shirt on the ground into the hamper, and many other things without having to bend over? What about tippy-toeing to grab something out of my reach?
>> Anonymous
>>112412
Even more: I open doors with my feet in case i got my hands full. I can even manage to pull them shut.
>> Anonymous
>>112416
likewise.. so useful
>> Anonymous
gd i hate feet too. glad i'm not the only one.
>> Anonymous
genetic junk, just like tailbone and nipples.

actually, why one needs body hair at all?! damn body hair!
>> Anonymous
>>112545
i think body hair is used for trapping sweat, or some shit.
>> Anonymous
>>112579

nope, all human hair now a days is only for cosmetics(e.g. to attract the opposite sex). Otherwise it has no usefulness, only exception is head hair, which keeps a bit of heat in
>> Anonymous
>>112585
ahh, i see good point.
>> Anonymous
The only way toes will evolve out is if they cause people to either die before having kids, or become unfuckable
>> Anonymous
OP are you a girl?

If so post your feet. I find girl's feet sexy. It makesme rock hard
>> Anonymous
in a thousand year we will all be born with toes all the way around our feet. picture it in your head OP. ololol
>> Anonymous
>>112585
It also protects your head from the sun. Having shaved my head, this is the first thing that I noticed.
>> Anonymous
let me cut off your toes, and see how you balance without them.

take the 5th grade understanding of evolution back to something awful where it belongs.
>> Anonymous
>>112265
LOL RITE, toes must be the essence of balance itself, something that not even evolution can change!
>> Anonymous
ITT, we have no idea how evolution works.

Unless people born without toes somehow have an advantage in the natural selection process, and are therefore able to survive and breed better or more often than people with toes, then toes will never 'evolve out'.

Basically, someone has to be born that doesn't have toes, and then they and their offspring have to out fuck everyone with toes.