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Anonymous
>>Can you make yourself constipated by suppressing a demanding urge to shit?
YES. It can get compacted and then you could be in real shit.
First, eat more fiber. Half a large Pizza Hut meat lover-no-FUCKING-fiber whatsoever plus ice cream, chicken strips and whatever else you ate isnt exactly high in fiber.
Metamucil works wonders. Makes your shit GIGANTIC so its easy to pass. If you use it though, drink water (not soda or juice or other fancy shit) and keep yourself hydrated or else you will make your constipation worse.
If you still cant take a satisfying dump within a 2 day period of Metamucil, whip out the Prune Juice. This is serious shit, do not abuse prune juice or else you will become dependent on it to crap. Drink about an 8oz glass a day (try mixing it with apple juice to mask the taste). Should take about a day or two to kick in
If that doesnt work and you still cant shit, call your doctor. They'll probably give you something called Milk of Magnesia. This is the real deal, its the equivalent to setting off a fucking 1000 megaton nuclear weapon off in your colon. You'd have to be FUBAR for them to give you this shit, its that heavy duty.
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