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Health Industry/ Work Stories Anonymous
I asked this a while back, but do any of you work in the health industry, or have the intentions of getting into it? I work at a bike shop. Shit's a lot of fun, but i digress. If so, any cool work stories?

For me: Some guy who had diabeetus came in the other day, to buy a helmet, and was talking to us about the coma he was in a couple weeks ago. He was riding his bike, without a helmet ( Gets important later) and tries out a Hammer Gel packet. These things are loaded with sugars, so he went into insulin shock, and flew over the handlebars, and woke from a coma 12 days later. There's a ton of these really crazy stories that people feel obligated to share.
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>> Anonymous
I work at Best Buy shamelessly extorting ignorant people of their money. Because I look approachable and sensitive, I have gotten to hear all sorts of fun stories: guys revealing their latent homosexuality, mothers who want to get fucked by guys young enough to be their sons, confused drug addicts. I'm just asking if you need help finding stuff, I don't need this shit! Yes I make $8.20 an hour, I can barely keep myself alive, and I'm not going to tell my boss you're a crazy fuck, so please, tell me all about where Uncle Fuckhead touched you!
>> Anonymous
>>416386
Lol I know how it is. I'm making 8 an hour right now. Bike shop guy here. But I really do enjoy the work, so I guess that's what makes the shitty pay worthwhile. We seem to get a lot of methheads in too...One came to check prices for chrome pedals for his mountain bikes, after he picked up his bike. He then gave me a dollar, while stammering "Get yourself a Pepsi." Another wanted us to show him what cables to use to fix a weedwhacker.... By the way, these are all stories from this week.
>> Anonymous
>One came to check prices for chrome pedals for his mountain bikes, after he picked up his bike. He then gave me a dollar, while stammering "Get yourself a Pepsi."

What a nice man.
>> Anonymous
>>416401
Yeah, he was a really cool meth head.
>> Anonymous
>>416398
"Get yourself a Pepsi." Laughed hard at this shit.
>> Anonymous
>>416365
if a bike store counts as the health industry, then selling wii fit counts as being part of the health industry