File :-(, x, )
/fit/ Mascot Anonymous
/b/ has EFG
/v/ has Captain King
/d/ has...well it's too grotesque to describe.

What should be /fit/'s defining figure?

I know by now we have a few memes (SQUATZ, Sport Beans), but no defining mascot.

My vote goes to Hal Jordan a.k.a. Green Lantern. He's fit as fuck and is packing enough raw will power to make 100,000 fatties put down the fork.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Pfft. If we need a superhero for a mascot, it should be Steroidsman.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
<-- my vote
He is the epitome of manliness.
>> Anonymous
Batman, he's fitter than hal and he never got infected by a yellow faggot "space bug"
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
/thread
>> Anonymous
we are /fit/
we are our own mascot
we need no figure to represent what we see in the mirror every morning.
>> Anonymous
>>95361

As cool as you're trying to sound, this is still some faggy digg/gaia//b//shit infested (website) board.
>> Anonymous
>>95356
Yes, I also vote for Bale. Guy's been at both ends of the scale.
>> Anonymous
>>95331
HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!
>> Anonymous
Where is the fat fuck with the crazy look from the "teeth" thread later today? Was in black and white I believe.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Obviously this.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hello, and welcome to /fit/!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Fat naked guy. He's posted enough as is.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
balanced physique that with 5lb more fat, is very possible for anyone.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
+1 for sportacus
>> Anonymous
>>95426

Sportacus fucking owns.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
John Basedow, bitches.
>> Anonymous
>>95439
part of me votes for sportacus... but part of me is afraid /fit/ will be viewed as a bunch of pedos as a result.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
ITS AHS SATISFYING TO ME AHS UHH, COMING IS, YOU KNOW? AS, AHHH, HAVING SEHX WITH A WOHMAN AND COMING!


no contest here, arnie is the obvious /fit/ mascot
>> Anonymous
>>95330
Too /co/ related. I do like your justification for him, but it works pretty well for Batman too.
>> Anonymous
In b4 that one preppy looking guy with the unnecessarily large thigh muscles.
>> Anonymous
THE SQUAT COMMANDER
>> Anonymous
Either Christian Bale or Arnie "like cumming" Swarzenegger
>> Anonymous
>>95450
You can tell he is roidin due to his neck muscles
>> Anonymous
>>95564
Seriously? Like, is it possible to get that fucking jacked without juice?

(This coming from an anon who is not a body builder, btw, so feel free to ridicule me in to nonexistence)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Jack LaLanne, bitches.
>> Anonymous
>>95579
>1954 (age 40): Jack swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, underwater, with 140 pounds of equipment, including two air tanks. A world record.
1955 (age 41): Jack swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco while handcuffed. When interviewed afterwards he was quoted as saying that the worst thing about the ordeal was being handcuffed, which reduced his chance to star jump significantly.
1956 (age 42): Jack set a world record of 1,033 push ups in 23 minutes on You Asked for It, a television program with Art Baker.
1957 (age 43): Jack swam the Golden Gate channel while towing a 2,500-pound cabin cruiser. The swift ocean currents turned this one-mile swim into a swimming distance of 6.5 miles.
1958 (age 44): Jack maneuvered a paddleboard nonstop from Farallon Islands to the San Francisco shore. The 30-mile trip took 9.5 hours.
1959 (age 45): Jack did 1,000 star jumps and 1,000 chin-ups in 1 hour, 22 minutes. His well-known white German shepherd, Happy, was born this year, the same year The Jack LaLanne Show went nationwide.
1974 (age 60): For the second time, Jack swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf. Again, he was handcuffed, but this time he was also shackled and towed a 1,000-pound boat.
1975 (age 61): Repeating his performance of 21 years earlier, Jack again swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge, underwater and handcuffed, but this time he was shackled and towed a 1,000-pound boat.
>> Anonymous
>>95584
>1976 (age 62): To commemorate the "Spirit of '76", United States Bicentennial, Jack swam one mile in Long Beach Harbor. He was handcuffed and shackled, and he towed 13 boats (representing the 13 original colonies) containing 76 people.
1979 (age 65): Jack towed 65 boats in Lake Ashinoko, near Tokyo, Japan. He was handcuffed and shackled, and the boats were filled with 6,500 pounds of Louisiana Pacific wood pulp.
1980 (age 66): Jack towed 10 boats in North Miami, Florida. The boats carried 77 people, and he towed them for over one mile in less than one hour.
1984 (age 70): Once again handcuffed and shackled, Jack fought strong winds and currents as he swam 1.5 miles while towing 70 boats with 70 people from the Queen's Way Bridge in the Long Beach Harbor to the Queen Mary.
1992 (age 78): Jack received the Academy of Body Building and Fitness Award.
1994 (age 80): Jack received the State of California Governor's Council on Physical Fitness Lifetime Achievement Award.
1996 (age 82): Jack received the Dwight D. Eisenhower Fitness Award.
1999 (age 85): Jack received the Spirit of Muscle Beach Award.
2002 (age 88): Jack received a star on the Hollywood Boulevard Walk of Fame.
2004 (age 90): Jack celebrated his 90th birthday in New York, San Francisco, and Los Angeles. ESPN Classic ran a 24-hour marathon of the original Jack LaLanne television shows.
2004 (age 90): Jack became the official spokesperson for Covenant Reliance Producers, LLC, a Financial Marketing Organization based in Nashville Tennessee
2005 (age 91): Jack received the Jack Webb Award from the Los Angeles Police Department Historical Society, the Arnold Classic Lifetime Achievement Award, Interglobal's International Infomercial Award, the Freddie, and the Medical Media Public Service Award, and he was a Free Spirit honoree at Al Neuharth's Freedom Forum.

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>95432

a physique that took over a decade to build with the use of steroids is something any 4channer can achieve?
>> Anonymous
>>95426
YES. THIS.
>> Anonymous
>>95586
For real this guy saw all that with shit tied to him and his arms and legs tied up?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
fedor
>> Anonymous
tl;dr

>>96137

Fedor because he's modern, is based on function over form, and is a badass.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>96151

He's a great if not the best fighter there is but he doesn't accurately represent the goals that I think most here at /fit/ are striving for which is just to simply look good.

>>95330

If we're looking at DC characters why the hell are not even considering Batman?
>> Anonymous
>>96137
I think that fedor is a pretty cool guy. Eh won't sign with the UFC and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> Anonymous
>>96156
Batman has already been mentioned.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>96137
>>96151
>>96161

Yes, obviously Fedor is our mascot and hero. I know he's mine!
>> Anonymous
>>95579
Second
>> Anonymous
>>96170

Oh shit, I take my Fedor vote back. I forgot all about LaLanne. The dude defies...existence.
>> Anonymous
Well, it is kinda hard to define a specific mascot, being as there are a lot of different ways to lift and be /fit/, such as olympic lifters, powerlifters, bodybuilders, sprinters, runners, etc.

If I had to pick someone, I'd probably pick ronnie coleman, cause he is scary.

>>96151

Do you mean that he is really, really good at fighting, and is basically average in athleticism and strength?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Eugene Sandow for sure
>> Anonymous
>>96205
LaLanne at 90 is in better shape than most mis/fit/s will be at 25.

I think it's pretty obvious that Jack La/fit/ should be the mascot.

His diet-plan is the best advice you can get as far as diet goes, too.
>if man made it, don't eat it
>if it tastes good, spit it out
>> Arnold Schwarzenegger
     File :-(, x)
The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage, when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. Its terrific, right? So I am in heaven.
>> Anonymous
>>96266

Dude spontaneously cums a lot.
>> Anonymous
>>96237

See, jack had amazing genetics. Like, amazing genetics, but working out when he was doing the things he did was terrible, so he mostly likely did terrible things as well (mostly from lack of knowledge).

Even his diet is a joke. If it tastes good, spit it out? What the fuck? So you're saying I should cut out a major source of protein, by not eating meat (I enjoy it)? No thanks, I'd rather not let my muscles atrophy.
A better version is the powerlifter diet (Many pro powerlifters don't really know much more than this, because they don;t need exact diets, they just need a lot of food)
If you can kill it, or grow it, eat it.
>> xrkfrm !O4ZEpB7lss
>If you can kill it, or grow it, eat it.

this diet is better than cumming
>> Anonymous
>>96266
This is why I nominate Arnold!
>> Anonymous
>>96283

Because we all know, eating potatos and chicken wings until you puke is the way to go. Shut your fucking mouth faggot, powerlifters record their numbers in the number of tons they fucking lift. They need all those calories because of the intense fucking whole body olympic movements they perform (you do pushups throughout the day, these niggers clean and jerk).
>> Anonymous
>>96296

I'm glad to know you assume so much about me, I am a powerlifter, and I know what the fuck they do. Did I say it was the be all end all? No, I'd think people could figure out how to apply it to themselves. You're the retard calling me out on shit you don't even know about me.

Also, I'm glad you read my entire post, where I mentioned that they needed a lot of food, damn.