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Anonymous
I almost feel sacrilegious steeping into /fit/ but since health is the name of the game here, I have no where else to turn.

I'm a fat ass (6'2 330lbs) but my question isn't in regards to weight loss. I have the worst fucking head cold right now. Normally any idiot know to take a good decongestant and call it a night, but because of my larger size, no conventional decongestant is powerful enough.

What do I do /fit/ ? Increase the dose? Home remedies? How do I kill this god awful head cold. So far I've taken two airborne tablets, and two tylenol cold pills. I have more meds, and a shitload of OJ in the fridge.
>> Anonymous
1 lose weight
2 lose weight
3 blow nose
4 ?????
5 profit!
>> Anonymous
do some coke
?????
PROFIT
>> Anonymous
Yeah yeah, I'll lose weight during the summer when it's so hot outside I'll sweat off 30lbs getting the mail. I thought about chugging the box of OJ I have to OD on Vitamin C.
>> Anonymous
Um....why can't you just double up on the decongestant?
>> Anonymous
>>128461
I thought about it, but I just want to make sure that I don't end up mixing up a Heath Ledger cocktail.
>> Anonymous
>>128431
Airborne was proven ineffective.

>>128462
Don't worry about doubling up on over the counter stuff. I did it all the time when I was fat (240) and nothing happened. Hell, I do it plenty at 160 and nothing happens.

But some people (like my mom) will have a heart attack if they take one diet pill, so you just have to know yourself.
>> Anonymous
Opiates...Vic's Perc's any really. It really works, not sure why but it does.
>> Anonymous
you need heroin.
>> Anonymous
Once a lady downed so much Advil, her left eye went blind, and her skin is melting.
>> Anonymous
Ok guys, OP here. Here's what I've downed just now. 3-1/2 tablespoons (the last) of that gross liquid nyquil shit.
Two Aleve cold and sinus
Two Flinstones chewable vitamins
One more Airborne
and I'm topping it all off with a big glass of OJ.
>> Anonymous
OP again. I just woke up. Holy shit! That med mixer I whipped up last night knocked the fuck out of my cold. I can finally breathe again.
>> sage Anonymous
>>129160

too bad.
>> Anonymous
Here's a hint: PUT DOWN THE FORK! FFFFFFFFACE!
>> Anonymous
Solution for you: SQUATZ! ASS -> FLOOR NAO
>> Anonymous
Ed??