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Hi, /fit/. My wife is going to have twins soon and she's feeling fed up with her stomach and feeling unsexy. Is there anything you'd suggest or ways to pamper her?

Pic related.
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
Nothing makes a girl feel sexy like having sex. Have sex with her.
>> Anonymous
fuck her mouth.
>> Anonymous
call hey ms piggy she'll feel hawt
>> Anonymous
massage her. say sweet things. yada yada yada. Be an animal in bed. She should be real horny too because she is pregnant.
>> Anonymous
She doesn't LOOK unsexy. Congratulations.

But, yeah, have a nice romantic night filled with sex. If she's up for it, I mean.
>> Anonymous
Sex might be tricky. She's very pregnant.
>> Anonymous
buttsex
>> Anonymous
How did she stay so slim?
>> Anonymous
>>285834

It's still doable.
>> Anonymous
Foot message
>> Anonymous
>>285809
That's not twins, that's a submarine.
>> Anonymous
pregnant women ARE unsexy. she's just being realistic. and if you were a real man, you'd be scoping out women to cheat on her with while she's this fat and disgusting. you're not alpha, bro.
>> Anonymous
>>285864

[torpedo joke]
>> Anonymous
>>285870

Dude, OP is not fat. Those are babies.
>> Anonymous
Do her! Lay her on a desk or table so the belly doesnt get in the way then stand and deliver dude!
>> Anonymous
>>285883

Sex also works if she's on top.
>> Anonymous
>>285877
babbys are fat and disgusting
>> Anonymous
pregnant women are the perfect cumdumpster. no worries about extra babies. just lay it all in here.
>> Anonymous
I'm still wondering how OP managed to not turn into a whale despite the large belly.
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
>>285894
>babbys

I loled
>> Anonymous
>>285894
>babbys
>> Anonymous
>>285901

She's probably not eating enough or has a fucking fast metabolism.
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
>>285901
You do realize that you aren't supposed to gain a lot of fat during a pregnancy, right? The women who gain like 200lbs when they're pregnant are doing it wrong. The woman in the OP pic probably followed a nutrition plan that her doctor gave her, and thus is experiencing a healthy pregnancy.
>> Anonymous
The only fat pregnant women you see are usually older women with shot metabolisms.
>> Anonymous
Cook her dinner, then fuck the shit out of her. then feed her chocolate covered pickles.

win
>> Anonymous
>>285931
>chocolate covered pickles.

i lol'd. Is there really a such thing? I would like to have one of those for my upcoming cheatday.
>> Anonymous
>>285933
nigger lover
>> Anonymous
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>>285933
>> Anonymous
>>285933
Of course there's such a thing. Go out and buy a jar of pickles, then cover them with chocolate. They would taste horrible, but go for it anyway.
>> Anonymous
OP has to be fake.
>> Anonymous
Be incredibly affectionate. You can't keep your hands off her. You love pampering her. I mean, it's more of a continual thing. But also make sure to ask her if there is anything she wants.
>> Anonymous
>>285933
you might have to dip them yourself. but it's so fucking worth it, right?
>> Anonymous
>>285809
My mom used to have that chair when I was a kid. I think she finally threw it out in the 90's. god that chair is awesome. I would spin on it for hours. We had a taller one, like a bar stool, too. good times.
>> Anonymous
Slightly OT, but I want to get fucked like mad whenever I become pregnant. Be so hawt.

Just though I'd share.
>> Anonymous
All women, pregnant or not, love having their feet massaged.
>> Anonymous
>>285944

I saw chocolate covered bacon on the food network, I couldn't decide if I was disgusted or titillated, lol.

>>286222

So true... I think it's because of high heels.
>> Anonymous
>>285894
pleaes never have "babbys"
>> Anonymous
>>285809

Lugging that thing around has to be a hassle.
>> Anonymous
Why the hell is everyone having twins nowadays?
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
>>286240
I was wondering that as well. There have been an inordinate number of twins lately.
>> Anonymous
HOW IZ BABBY FORMED
>> Anonymous
>>286240
In vitro, more hormones and chemicals in our environment
>> Anonymous
>>286240

Fertility drugs.
>> Anonymous
What do you mean "unsexy"? She's hot. Tell her a random person on the internet thinks she's hot.
>> Anonymous
>she's feeling fed up with her stomach and feeling unsexy
Unsexy? shit preggo's got me hard I want her buttttt....
>> Anonymous
We need a pic in here where she's not screwing up her face.
>> Anonymous
The girl in the pic has something stuffed under her shirt. Her bump just looks far too angular.

At the very least she would not be able to wear such tight jeans (with a suitably small waist) at that stage of pregnancy.
>> Anonymous
easy, ABORT NOW
>> Anonymous
SO OBVIOUSLY FAKE!
>> Anonymous
>>286278

If it is real, she seems to be carrying high, so her crotch would not be pressed out and she could wear jeans like that.
>> Anonymous
>>286278

I've seen some twin bellies shaped like that before. It happens when one twin settles directly in front of the other, causing the stomach to jut straight out.
>> Anonymous
lol she's really gonn fell bad when she see's teh stretch makrs
>> Anonymous
God, I never want to have kids.
>> Anonymous
>>286349

Why's that?
>> Anonymous
>>286397

Just the prospect of having 2 or 3 or even more creeps me out.
>> Anonymous
>>286424

I don't know the exact numbers but the possibility of having multiples without any kind of drugs is really very low.
>> Anonymous
If she's in the third trimester, you're not getting sex from her, she's too uncomfortable from the weight of the spawn.

Babies are also disgusting, stupid things.
>> Anonymous
post moar pics of your pregnant wife i'm about to masturbate to her
>> Anonymous
>>285809
Rub baby oil on her belly. Helps with stretch marks and it can get intimate, if you're into porking preggers.

Congrats and good luck, Dad!
>> Anonymous
>>286793

I think she's obviously in her third trimester.

All the things mentioned in this topic, OP should have done from the start.
>> Anonymous
Sex is ok up until the very ending, if she's up for it. It's a great stress reliever.
>> Anonymous
>>286851

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
>> Anonymous
Preggos are unattractive at a basic instinctual level because in caveman times it would be redundant, mans instinct is to spread his seed and further his genes. If I saw your wife my instinct would be to falcon punch then reimpregnate with my seed before moving onto the next female.

Mission accomplished, fuck someone else now.
>> Anonymous
>>286222

Actually, I remember reading somewhere that you shouldn't rub pregnant women's feet, or that if you do, you have to be very careful because apparently there's a nerve or something in the foot that can trigger labor.

I could be wrong, but you might want to be careful.
>> Anonymous
>>287577

Sounds like an old wives tale.
>> Anonymous
>>285809

When is she due? She looks ready to pop.
>> Anonymous
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Your wife looks like a space shuttle.
>> Anonymous
fake picture, looks like a fucking beachball under her shirt
>> Anonymous
Pregnant women are gross. There isn't anything that's going to make them sexy.
>> Anonymous
>>286349
Me neither.
>> Anonymous
>>287667

see

>>286308
>> Anonymous
>>287665

I loled.
>> Anonymous
>>287681
must be asian
>> Anonymous
>>287850
White
>> Anonymous
>>287665
Best part of this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>287665

High five!
>> Anonymous
>>285919
>200lbs
lol wat?
>> Anonymous
>>288259

Exaggerated for affect.
>> Anonymous
That's a BIG belly.
>> Anonymous
>>285809
i would your entire wife and her belair belly
>> Anonymous
Call me a pervert but I'd hit her hard.

No offense OP, godspeed.
>> Anonymous
>>289202

What?

Yeah, OP is pretty damn hot.
>> Anonymous
that picture is more fake than your girlfriend.