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Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
So I was lying in bed earlier today contemplating why I sleep on a mattress. It's firm, but still kind of soft, and doesn't help my minor lower back problem.

I mean, all I know about sleep surface is that hard surface = manly and fixes man's back problem, while screwing up women's backs. Vice versa for soft bedding.

So how firm is the mattress you sleep on? Comforter? Got one of those expensive adjustable mattresses?
>> Anonymous
>>32335
i sleep on the floor all the time and i have no problems of any sort, my bed is for my clothing haha i fold it and just keep it on the bed
i have a comforter then an egg crate thing and i just sleep on that
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>32370

Nothing wrong with that, I sleep on the floor when I feel like being whimsical.

Or when I get kicked off the bed because my girl wants her 'me time'.
>> Squatz !WAY7yC.BQI
My mattress is soft yet firm, like a teenage girl's breast. It's delicious.
>> Anonymous
I sleep on a bed. It is of average firmness.

Honestly I never think about it, and thankfully never have problems with it.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>32406

Those kind of mattresses will fuck up your back. I slept on one of those for all of 5 years.
>> Anonymous
I thought you would be sleeping on a recumbent bike made out of steak.
>> Anonymous
fuck the mattress, sleep on the floor. I slept on the floor for 5+ years and its pure win.
Lower back problems gone, very restful sleep once you get used to it. Not for nancy boys.

Now Bitch ex-gf made me get a futon, and Im too lazy to get rid of it, but it is close enough to the floor to keep me feeling manly.

tl;dr : fuck the mattress, sleep on the floor.
>> The Inverted Jogger !E203O4hsXo
>>32335
I used to have a memory foam mattress. Then my bed collapsed under me while sleeping one night(it was a cheap ass plywood frame that I'd had for 10 years), and I went out and bought a traditional mattress... I really miss my memory foam mattress. D;
>> Anonymous
real men use airbeds.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>32576

Those almost cripple me in the morning, jesus. Airbeds are ok for one or two nights, after that it's like backpain city.
>> exroyalty !3GqYIJ3Obs
I have a bed with a win enough mattress. but there are a lot of times when I just fall asleep on the floor, and it's great. not to mention that from my family's descent, culture dictates that we spent most of our time keeping it real on the floor (eating, casually sitting, etc)
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!zo4
IM SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR TONIGHT GOOD NIGHT /FIT/
>> Anonymous
>>32425
Lol, your bead collapsed under the weight of your enourmus ass
>> Anonymous
>>32422
This.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>32422

Sleeping on a pile of meat would probably be quite comfortable, as long as it was wrapped in plastic.

Actually, sleeping on my girlfriend is probably about the same.
>> LT !H6mEPUUMlg!!4d2
>>32625
People tend to be more lumpy. One can make a bed of meat that's relatively flat.
>> Anonymous
>>32422

I lold. maybe I'll try this sleeping on the floor thing. The thing is that my floor is cement with carpet that feels just like cement covering it. Would that still work?
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>32630

If you've got back problems, and if you sleep face up, and if you don't move while you're asleep, you will wake up feeling FUCKING AWESOME. Back problems vanish.

Just make sure you have a pillow. And your ass might hurt a little bit.
>> Anonymous
>>32627

I wonder what sleeping on a sack of fat would feel like.
>> Anonymous
>>32632

everyone in my family has huge asses and I'm no exception. I'll try it.
>> LT, Ph.D !H6mEPUUMlg!!4d2
>>32633
That the best idea I've heard in years as far as bedding goes.
I opted for one of those Tempurpedic beds, though. Screw the manly, those things are comfy. Also wife.