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Weed Anonymous
So i decided to buy a small amount of weed from a guy i know at work, Problem is i have no fucking idea how to use the shit, It's more of an adventure for me, I won't get addicted I just really want to experience being high, Question is what the fuck do i do now?

I got a small bag without 3-4 of these little balls of marijuana in it, I need to chop it up right?

I also bought:
-Papers
-Filters
-Lighter

This isn't a troll post, I'm just making sure i don't set myself a task i end up doing incorrectly and ruining it for myself.
>> Anonymous
shaft it
>> Anonymous
ok, best thing to do is grind up the weed, if you dont have a grinder just use your fingers to "crumble" it, basically just break it up.

If you havent rolled before your going to have a really hard time making a spliff, i suggest rolling the paper round a pen in order to get the right shape.

Dont use a filter, use a roach (just get a thin bit of card or thick paper and roll it into the shape of the filters you have, same size etc).

Niw get the paper, but your weed in, then push it away from one end a bit and put the roach there, then try to roll it. Its going to be pretty hard. You should end up with a side of the paper sticking up with the gum on, lick that and stick it down and your done.

I guess a better rolling guide could be found through google, which would have been better in the first place instead of wasting my time.
>> Anonymous
I cook it haha.

Never even tried a joint.

But you need like 1gram per person if you cook it, so its much more expensive, but the high lasts for hours and hours (much more like alcohol).


The "balls" are the bud's which is the where the highest concentration of THC is.

How many grams did you get? Normally people buy them by the Quater of an ounce which is 7grams.
>> Anonymous
>>190247

me again.

When your smoking it i suggest trying to hold the smoke in for as long as possible before exhaling, however if its your first time smoking anything you will probably get a bit paniky because it will feel like theres no air in your lungs / cant breathe kind of thing, but that goes very fast. try not to take too much in on your first few tokes, that should stop it happening.
>> Anonymous
If you cant roll a joint, you're screwed. You need to use a grinder or scissors to cut it into small pieces, almost dust like. Ripping & cutting is fine, but keep them small.

Since i assume you cant roll and theres nobody around that can, make a shabang. Easy as hell for a starter before you learn to roll.

Take a toilet paper/paper towels tube & some aluminium foil doubled over. Cut a small hole at one end of the tube, about 1 inch away from the end. Make it about the size of your pinky. Then place foil over to create a small crater and take a drawing pin and poke small holes, about 5 in total like a dice.

Place your weed in there, use 1 hand to cover the end of the tube next to the weed and hold it against your mouth. Then take your lighter and use it over the weed inhaling slowly, this draws all the smoke into the "chamber". When you cannot pull anymore in and your lungs are full, quickly take it away from your mouth and cover both ends, exhale, then put it back quickly and inhale the rest. Hold for as long as you can.

Repeat as needed, depending on how good your weed is.

Scummy way to get stoned but its easy for a beginner with no other tools, a joint or bong is so much better though.
>> Anonymous
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis.shtml
>> Anonymous
don't even try to roll anything. Go out and buy some swisher sweets or other small cigars (called cigarillos). Take a cigar out and starting with the tip, roll it back and forth between your thumb and forefinger so the tobacco starts to come out, move your hand down the entire cigarillo until its more or less empty. Break up the weed by just playing with it with your hands until its in small little pieces that you can stuff into the cigarillo. Remove any stems or sharp pieces as well as any seeds. Start putting the little pieces into the cigarillo. Everytime you put a little bit in, use a cell phone antenna, or something long and thin to pack the weed tigthtly. once you've filled the cigarillo up a bit with weed, pack in a little bit of tobacco at the end, then twist the end of the cigarillo tightly. Then simply light it and smoke it. You won't have to worry about canoeing or having not rolled it properly like you would if you were rolling a joint. You could use cigarettes to do this also if you'd like. Easiest way to get high, minus using a pipe which you could also buy.
>> Anonymous
Yeah to be fair just buying a pipe would be much easier. Either from an online store or from a headshop.

Sidenote: Do they have headshops or the equivelent in the states? Or are bongs and things like that illegal too? I thought you guy had a "paraphinalia" law or some shit?
>> Anonymous
>>190277
If you can conceivably smoke tobacco from it, it's legal. Only way you can get in trouble for paraphernalia is if you get caught with a glass crack pipe or you have drug residue on it.
Oh, and sage for stoners. gb2/420chan
>> Anonymous
theres a place in boston that sells hookahs, pipes, bongs, grinders, all kinds of shit so I suppose its not illegal, however its the only place of its kind that i've ever seen in my travels around the states
>> Anonymous
For Christ's sake just make a bong, you'll get 10x more high and your supply will last 10x longer.
>> Anonymous
just roll it n00b style. Get a glossy, take the cover, shred a piece off. Roll the piece of harder paper into a cone, the lager part beiing about 7mm(.3") Take the large paper wrap it around the cone, put in the tip. mix about .3 grams of weed with half a sigarete, mix and put the mix in the paper.

Smoke the half sigarette so you get a bit used and then the joint
>> Anonymous
>>190294
All college towns have head shops.
>> Anonymous
>>190294

Its easier just buying them online.

http://www.everyonedoesit.com/

Everything you could ever want there.

Pro-tip: Buy Salvia, its legal (depending on your state).
>> Anonymous
>>190277
I bought my pipe at the mall. I live in New York.

Buy a pipe they're like $10 and so easy to use.
>> Anonymous
>>190304

Should have also stated Salvia is a mindfuck beyond belief, it wont be legal for long.
>> Anonymous
Salvia is too expensive for a 5 minute high.
>> Anonymous
>>190312

Have you done it? It doesnt sound like you have...

For a start its hardly something youd buy more than once a month, or maybe even once a year, so the cost doesnt come into it.
(and if you feel like doing it more than once a month your probably not doign enough of it at once to get the full effect.)
>> Anonymous
>>190312

I'd go with the 40x-80x extract and be using a pinch to get fully blown. Its around £40 for the 60x extract iirc, easily enough to last a while if you have a full time job, even a part time one actually.
>> Anonymous
>>190315

yes I have. It was interesting but not really as strong as I expected, I didn't hallucinate or anything, just couldn't speak and felt some fucked up gravitational effects that weren't real.

Spending $70 or whatever on 2 grams still felt like a rip off.
>> Anonymous
>>190293

Back in the day we couldn't find any fucking residue in pipes because we didn't have the technology. As technology advances more bullshit will arise from this pointless drug war. Since when should the punishment be worse than the crime, really?
>> Anonymous
>>190320

Yeah the problem with Salvia is it depends massively on the individual person, you can take 2 people in identicle circamstances and one might feel the effects, and the other might feel nothing, its weird like that. if you had a strong trip off it you'd know about it trust me.

If you got for a X5 or X10 its the same prices as weed, and that strength still gets me wrecked as im pretty suseptable to it.
>> Anonymous
>>190320

..hahahah, holy shit, you got fucking ripped off.

It's like $5 for 3 grams usually. ROFL. Shitty shit is shitty anyways. Fuck salvia.
>> Anonymous
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Just stepping into this thread to say I appreciate mature and adult advice/conversation regarding cannabis. Good show.
>> Anonymous
>>190331

Errr, no. Not if your getting extract, which is the only thing worth smoking. Also you sound like an idiot.
>> Anonymous
Why the fuck does every drug discussion turn to salvia these days? From what I've read, I'm not the least bit tempted to try it.
>> Anonymous
>>190327
Fuck off hippy. If I could I'd like to see people shot in the face for using drugs. Then I wouldn't have to hear them bitch all the time. But that's just like, my opinion man.
>> Anonymous
>>190338
Because all the dime-bag kids have just heard about it and they think its some sort of weed which gets you high. When in actuallity its a mind raping shamanistic trip drug which isnt to be taken lightly.
>> Anonymous
>>190341

OH WELL TROLLED

I almost got angry and replied there, then i saw the end of the sentance :D
>> Anonymous
Buy a grinder, grind it up as much as you can, buy a bong, pack the bowl out with the chopped up weed, hold the lighter over it whilst inhaling, whilst having your thumb over the little hole in the bong, then when its about half full, take your thumb off the hole and hold the smoke in for as long as you can take it.

If you need any more advice, 420chan is your paradise.
>> Anonymous
>>190348
buying a bong seems a little stupid if its his first time, what if he doesn't enjoy it?

ask a stoner friend (im sure you have one, right?) to roll you a joint. failing that do the thing with the paper towel tube, it'll fuck you up fast, and probably make you cough like a motherfucker. pipes imho are shit tasting but they get the job done. personally i really enjoy the ritual and taste of a joint with a little bit of tobacco in it.

salvia is not recommended if this is your first time doing cannabis. i'd recommend mushrooms and acid before salvia, its impossible to expect or imagine the trip it gives you if you do it right. salvia also requires a bong as the active chemical needs to be really fucking hot.
>> Anonymous
>>190342

Its more of an experience than something to get you high. And about the extracts, start off with about x5-x10, and USE A TORCH LIGHTER. Salvia needs immense heat to vaporise it to the point where its mostly effective. The problem is bongs cool it down, lowering its potency so in the end you are better off using a pipe and enduring the smoldering heat, it will be less expensive in the long run providing you dont cough every time you inhale it.
>> Anonymous
I'd also recommend listening to Shpongle - Falts Of The Inexpressible album while smoking your weed. Crackhead duo of a british guy and a hippy from the 60's make some mindblowing music to listen to while on drugs.
>> Anonymous
buy tobacco!! i didn't see it in your list
>> Anonymous
>>190370

No don't :P All that will happen is your weed will last longer but you'll end up with a tabacco addiction, which will cost more int he long run. better for your lungs to smoke it pure as well.

The only real reason to use tabacco in my mind is to make it burn more evenly and better, but if your smoking it anyway other than a spliff theres no point.
>> Anonymous
Oh btw, if anyone wants to steer this into a discussion about how cannabis use effects bodybuilding thats fine, ive been meaning to make a thread about it for a while.

Apart from making you lethargic/apathetic is there actually any negative effect? Yes theres a small impact on your lungs but thats tiny especially if you smoke without tabacco.
>> Anonymous
>>190380
Appetite?
>> Anonymous
>>190383

Well yeah true, but thats more about your own willpower than the direct effects of cannabis. I was thinking more like - does it stunt muscle growth or fuck up your absorbtion etc etc, stuff like that.
>> Anonymous
>>190375
i smoke it with tobacco it does last alot longer and imo is alot better as you just get crispy smoke it with tobacco if you're goin parties cos theres always people who like to ask for a few puffs and thats annoying cos they're taking your shit!
>> Anonymous
>>190391

I do that when going to parties, i pre-roll them with soapbar or a small amount of green, when i want to get truly stoned i fuck off with a couple of people and roll a decent joint. Annoying as hell when as soon as you pull a joint out a crowd slowly sidesteps closer to you in a circle.
>> Anonymous
Well i dont actually like smoking with others, i dont like the feelign of not being able to talk and move properly when there are others around. So im usually smoking pure bongs on the sofa, which is far better.
>> Anonymous
>>190391
>>190392
godlike advice for a first time party smoker
>> HypnoticDan
>>190399

Broke ass, selfish assholes. Here in BC there's so much weed you can order it like a pizza and nobody holds back unless it's the last of their stash - which can be fixed in 15 minutes if you're not a total loser.

If your friends are holding out because they don't have a good connection, go get one yourself or find some better friends.
>> Anonymous
>>190449
So because weed is cheap and readily available where you are, it's cheap and readily available everywhere else?

Last time I checked, it can be a bit of a pain to get a hold of it pretty much anywhere else, and not exactly cheap. Also, good friends hold out on leeches, because they should know better.
>> Anonymous
just wondering, how much do you pay per gram in th US? And how much thc is in it?
>> Anonymous
break it down, remove stems and seeds, make a "boat" out of the paper, stuff matter in the hull of the boat, roll the hull of the boat over until you get to the glue strip. Lick the strip, stick the thing shut, light and enjoy.

noobdoob.
>> Anonymous
>>190449
>>190451

Depends on your area, in mines getting green is difficult but dealers are always fucking unreliable, and its generally been sprayed with all sorts of shit. I think if i decide to start smoking weed again i'll be growing my own, tired of finding out my dope is shit or been sprayed to increase its weight.

>>190565

THC content is dependant on the quality of it and varies due to how it was grown.
>> Anonymous
if you don't want to front the money for a pipe, buy an APPLE or a POTATO for 50 cents.
it's way easy to carve a pipe out of em.
>> Anonymous
>>190877
15-20 a gram down here in south florida

most of the time, they'll deliver it and its really good
>> Anonymous
>>190449
I'm selfish because I don't want to give weed away to people I don't know when I have about $10 in my savings account because of college tuition/rent? Fuck off; if weed where I lived was as cheap as it is where you live all those moochers could just go buy it themselves.
>> Anonymous
reading stuff like this make me love the netherlands

about 12% thc in cheaper stuff(about 5us$ a gram) to zomg great stuff which is great(about 25us$ a gram)

god I love the netherlands
>> Anonymous
>>190896
You're buying weed when you're almost broke?

What a fucktard.
>> Anonymous
in cali its pretty standard 50-60/8th and 20/g.
if you toke with me, i'll share. ain't handin out joints, though.
>> Anonymous
>>190896

Aside from the cost, its the time having spent rolling the joint and talking to your friends then when you get to smoking it, its gone from 3 people to 8 and that one joint has been passed round once and its almost gone.

This isn't the 60's anymore where we say the more the merrier and sit on our asses playing guitar and smoking weed all day, its expensive and when we have it we want to make it worth the money.
>> Anonymous
>>190911
My tuition's all paid and my fridge is completely stocked. Fuck off.
>> '95Formula
>>190919
Damn, fuck Cali. I usually pay 25$ for some good mids.
>> Anonymous
if this is your first time just go get an apple, use a pen/knife/whatever to cut a whole where the step is to the middle of the apple, then on the side cut another whole to connect them in an "L" fashion. put a little ball of the weed (you don't have to break it up) on the stem spot, light it, and inhale through the other hole.

alternatively you can add a smaller "carb" hole to help facilitate the smoking, but it's not totally necessary.
>> Anonymous
>>190919
ya $50/8th, and in san diego at least i'd say people buy half eighths more regularly than they do grams
>> Anonymous
http://everyonedoesit.com/cannabis_information/joint_rolling/rolling_single_skin_joint.cfm
>> Anonymous
>>190950
Having less than a couple hundred in your account (500 is generally the recommended) under any conditions is irresponsible. Your ignorance of your lack of foresight/precaution is pretty telling.
>> Anonymous
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cNyA4Hsnj5E