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Anonymous
So /fit/ cock question here. Here's the timeline:
- I have to piss (even just a little)
- I masturbate
- I piss (up to about 30 minutes after I masturbate)
- BURNING SENSATION IN DICK

This never seems to happen with sex. Just masturbation. Also, this has been happening for as long as I can remember: much before I started having sex of any kind. Because of this I'm assuming it's not an STD of some kind.

Can /fit/ help me? At least tell me why it burns/hurts? Give me a condition name, etc.. Thanks a lot.
>> Anonymous
Holy shitfucks batman!

I get that too sometimes (I've noticed after a particularly hard wank), can be really fucking annoying when it stops me getting to sleep and doesn't go away for an hour.
>> Anonymous
Happens to me when I fap for too long(2-3 hours)
>> Anonymous
OP here: Good to hear I'm not alone.. Now wtf is this shit?
>> Anonymous
gonorrhea bra' gotta chop ur dick off
>> Anonymous
i assumed its because your body tries to clear up any semen that might have been left inside your dick?
>> Anonymous
You use something to masturbate that gets inside your urethra?
>> Anonymous
if you piss immediately after fap, does it still burn?

could just be shit cloggin your pipes bro
>> Anonymous
>>298709
Either this or you strained something in there. Needing to piss is going to increase the pressure in your pipes, then you go and beat the thing silly.
>> Anonymous
i have this also. it burns like a motherfucker and my dick gets really sensitive. i feel like i have to pee afterwords, but i usually can't. but when i can it feels better. takes about an hour to go away, sometimes more. it's the most intense shit ever. I thought i was the only one!
>> Anonymous
Its an enflamed urethra. Lay off your cock for a while and youll be fine.
>> Anonymous
Ugh. 4chan.

It's normal, gtfo.
>> Anonymous
I thought there was something wrong with me, thanks /fit/
>> Anonymous
Piss is acidic.

Acid makes semen coagulate (like in the uterus), so perhaps if you need to piss there is a little bit in your tubes, which means when you cum it gets sticky inside and clogs your shit up?

Where does it burn though? I get it right at the tip of my penis and an urge to urinate even when I just have/don't need to - which doesn't fit with above scientific theory.
>> Anonymous
>>298737
What the heck are you using for lubrication? Any pain at the tip sounds like an external source of irritation is the cause, as that it some extremely sensitive tissue.
>> Anonymous
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OP here

>>298711
If I piss right after it still hurts sometimes.

>>298709
No.. No lubes. Just the hand.

>>298726
This has been pretty consistent for many years...

>>298727
If it's normal then why the fuck does no one tell you this shit. Everything I've been told about burning sensations its tied directly to STDs. If it's normal tell me what it's called.


You people are right in describing the sensation. It feels like a combination of a burning sensation and feeling like I have to urinate (almost always when I can't..).
>> Anonymous
uh...it's not supposed to burn.

mine never does. and i wank for a really long time sometimes.
>> Anonymous
I have to ask, are those porcupine needles in that dog?
>> Anonymous
I wank like a Mofo. Regularly 6 or more times a day. I never have issues.

Unless I masturbate while drunk. In such case I get exactly what you guys are talking about. It burns like hell and I feel the urge to pee. I usually can't manage beyond a few drops. But I stand there and try to do it for a while anyway.

I've had to stop masturbating while drunk. Sex while drunk is great though oddly enough.

My totally uneducated guess is it has to do with dehydration.
>> SAGE
WHEN YOUR BODY GOES INTO EJACULATON MODE, IT EXPECTS EJACULATION
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SEMEN, IT WILL HURT YOUR URETHRA.
THIS IS /FIT/ BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU AREN'T GETTING ENOUGH PROTEIN. EAT MORE PROTEIN.
NEVER EJACULATE WHILE YOU ARE LOW ON SEMEN YOU WILL DO PERMANENT DAMAGE TO YOUR PENIS.
FOR ONE, IT MAKES PENIS SMALLER.
SO THINK TWICE BEFORE FAPPING.

ALSO, DON'T EJACULATE IF YOUR URETHRA SIZE IS ALTERED. ALL DRUGS ALTER ALL YOUR VESSELS EVEN ALCOHOL AND SMOKING.


ANGRY ANON IN MED SCHOOL
>> Anonymous
>>299109
If I eat the ejaculate, will that allow me to ejaculate again sooner?
>> Anonymous
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So how often should a person blow one? I read that semen, or sperm, is carcinogenic and getting ones rocks off regularly reduces ones cancer risks.

I can't imagine it's natural to snot off a round every single night though.

>>299045
I was guessing cactus needles.
>> Anonymous
>>299159
SEMEN IS NOT CARCINOGENIC YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC PIECE OF SHIT
>> Anonymous
Take a break from the fapping for a week or two. You probably fucking bruised your dick by wanking too much.
>> Anonymous
op, you are mutant
>> Anonymous
>>299159
Ejaculating flushes the prostate, preventing the buildup of carcinogens. The semen itself is not carcinogenic.