Fuck you niggers with your aspartame conspiracy theories. Take them and shove them up your ass. One-two cans of diet coke a day will do abso-fucking-lutely nothing. I'm not saying that water isn't obviously better, it very much is. But before you spew bullshit, get your fucking facts straight.http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/par64.htm
And somewhere, someplace a sausage drops onto the floor.