i would believe this thread would go under the category of "health"i will try to be as mature as possible for this topicmy objective: i need reduce my sperm count, to extremely low, maybe even sterileWithout causing long-term damageWhy: I what to reduce my chances of having a child with my girlfriend who is on birth controlis this a good idea: explain why or why notInternet say: vitamin C reduces sperm count and but I dont know how much you would have to drinkmy hypothesis: if i masturbate 3 or 4 times the night before then again in the morning before we meet, including drinking 2L of due , than it should will reduce the little buggerIncluding me putting on some really heat trapping underwear, the merit in that is because heat kills sperm so hot environment
God damn you're retarded.
>>401384This.sage-ing a fail (and possible troll) thread.
you best be trolling nigger.
dip your balls in hot but not boiling water about an hour before the date
>>401376
drink mountain dew 24/7
You are either way to immature to begin having sex, or a troll.If your GF is one birth control, just use a second method, or even a third.My GF and I use monthly timing, pills and condoms.
>>401889haha
>>401872this is true, was on some tv show like manswers or ripleys, etc. some foreign guys did it and drastically lowered their sperm count
I lol'd at this thread
keep your cellphone in your front pocket from now on.
What ever you do please dont take more than a tablet of vitamin C - even though its a vitamin you can have negative health problems from having too much.
>>401376Source on that image? Looks like a pretty cool schmup.
Use this
just get sterilized and adopt when you feel like having a kidno accidental pregnancyno pregnancy at all
saging this worthless thread.
>>402018r-tipe
>>402033Charges punch with right hand, but punches with left WTF
she is on birth control, just wear a condom anyway if youre so fucking worried.
she's on birth control brojust fuck her
1) Freeze sperm2) Vasectomy3) ?????4) Profit!
>>402073how does he charge the punch with his right hand?Do you even know how to prepare a punch?You pull back the hand you're about to punch so you can use more momentum and acceleration.Go die in a fire.