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Anonymous
I know a lot of channers are stoners, how long on average does it take for weed to be undetectable in your system? So say I smoked a joint last week, if I took a drug test today would it not show up?
>> Anonymous
Depends on the test and what you've ingested in the mean time.

If they take a follicle(hair) check, your fucked.
>> Anonymous
If they take a urine test and you've cleaned your system, you should be straight.

If they take a blood test, you might be screwed.

If they take a hair test, you are 99% screwed for at least two-three years.

Also depends on how many joints you claim you've had. Was it just one? And if it was just one, was it more of a blunt then a joint, ect.
>> Anonymous
60 days
>> Anonymous
>>111078

Maybe on the blood test, but not the urine.
>> Anonymous
>>111065

Drink cranberry juice throughout the week before the test and your urine will check out.
>> Anonymous
A good way to know if it's okay to smoke pot is to scope out your coworkers and stay clean for around two weeks after being employed.

However if you know the tests involve blood/hair, it's a good idea not to take your chances. Also, if you know you'll fail and you want to dip out of the test and it's a routine rather then a surprise, you need to make some crazy fuckoff excuse to not only not show up for the test but quit as well, because if you just don't show up, it's the same as being found with a dirty result and they'll keep track of it and share it.

Try to find a place with really lax testing, or better yet, ask if anyone has ever known their shit was dirty and would have gotten them fired but they never did even after the test.

Also ask if the boss smokes, but only to a coworker who either looked like a stoner or someone who was stupid enough to straight up come out and admit it to you.

Always keep that shit on the low down and you'll be straight.
>> Anonymous
>>111082
/r/ the science behind why cranberry juice works
>> Anonymous
>>111093

It makes you piss more. Pretty straight forward.

Also, if your work place really sucks, they'll actually not just look at your results but whatever else came with it.

In simple terms, if you try to mask it, that'll also fuck you over. Your best bet is to get someone to donate urine as a standby and clean out your system as soon as possible.

Also if you're fat you may be fucked no matter what because it stays with you longer.
>> Anonymous
Tips and Tricks:

Don't work out because it releases the THC from fat back into your bloodstream.

Drink a shit load of water.

Get the urine from the latter half of the day and catch it midstream, not the initial shot. If you don't have a choice of what time, at least catch it midstream rather then from the start.

Buy a self UA test kit and check your self before hand.