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Anonymous
I just got hooked up with this chick.

and well she wants to have sex. I'm just asking does Size matter?
>> Anonymous
>>379976

Of her TITS? Oh yeah, the bigger the tits the better!
>> Anonymous
OP Here. lolz my Penis ofcorse. its not big but its not Small ether.
>> Anonymous
...as long as you aren't tiny then it'll be fine.

This thread has all the makings of a classic shit storm. So, the summary of replies will be;

1. Anons asking how long/what girth you have
2. Anons arguing about avarage length/girth
3. Anons arguing about the size of the vagina
4. Anons talking about their own penis size
5. Anons trolling without mercy
6. Anons telling you she's a bitch if she complains
7. Anons telling you (regardless of your actual size) she is going to laugh at you

...and so on and so on.

But, honestly, just fuck her. If you are really worried about the size of your cock, just go down on her for longer - she'll love you for it.
>> Anonymous
>>379981
If it wasn't small you wouldn't be asking that question.
>> Anonymous
Not OP, but I had similar feelings before I lost my virginity. I had a small penis when unerect, but when I'm hard it's pretty big. After whoring myself out, I know I have a damn good dick and I know how to use it.
>> Anonymous
OP here. yea my Penis is more thick then Long.i was just Curious. thanks for the info. now wish me luck.
>> Anonymous
OP size WILL matter to a girl, but if you can eat pussy really good or know what parts of her body turn her on, she'll forgive you.
>> Anonymous
If it's some chick you just hooked up with, I don't think it's going to matter if you are even just 2 inches - you aren't going to have a long term relationship with her anyways.

Fuck her, make her squeak and squeal, make her do ass-to-mouth, take pictures of it all and post them here.
>> Anonymous
You got it Chief
>> Anonymous
its kind of hard for a girl to come during regular sex, so you better eat her out. or do this:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=dabff4013995719db18e
>> Anonymous
Size doesn't matter unless you're on the extremes of big or small. . . really, it doesn't.

Hell, as someone who a bit above average I can flatly tell you that while bigger might be fun to brag about, the reality is that many positions you can't even do without the girl crying about it.
>> Anonymous
I'm a girl and size definitely matters. It's so FRUSTRATING to date a guy for a while, and then end up having sex with him, only to discover that is penis is small. *sigh* That should be something that guys should have to tell you about when you first start dating, that way you don't have to waste your time with small guys.

Anyway, after I've been dating a guy for a while, chances are I care about him, so a small penis isn't something that I would break up with him over, though it is a little disappointing. Basically if it's a guy I really care about, a small penis is not a deal-breaker. But, if I just hook up with some guy randomly and he's got a small penis, then I probably won't hook up with him again--but if he's average or big (and knows how to use it) then we might end up becoming fuck buddies.

So, interpret that how you will--penis size is IMPORTANT, but it's not the most important thing, and it's not necessarily a deal-breaker. And it's more important for some girls than for others. It's important to me because I can definitely tell a difference when he's inside me (and there's a difference in pleasure), but I think a lot of girls have really insensitive vaginas and can't tell one way or another.
>> Anonymous
>>380028
HONESTY AT ITS FINEST. What do you as an individual consider "big" and "small"?
>> Anonymous
Size is the most important thing in the world. Anything less than 7 inches, you're fucked.
>> Anonymous
>>380028

Don't listen to this guy. This is a troll.

No woman dates some guy for long enough to develop feelings for him before seeing his penis. Especially not a size-queen like this who seems to care so much about it.

As mentioned, as long as you're not in the extremes of small or large, you'll both have an excellent time.
>> Anonymous
>>380028
Seriously? How big is a big penis? My penis is like 6½" and already seems like can't fuck most girls very hard because it not only hurts them but also me because it won't go in all the way. It's only just so right for my current gf.
>> Anonymous
>>380055

This is mostly correct.

While girls vagoos, much like mens peni, vary in length and diameter. The average penis is larger than the average vagina. Luckily the tissue is flexible.

This is why it's only really "tiny" guys or really huge guys that are totally assed-out.
>> Anonymous
I'm 7x5, but still worried cause the last boyfriend she had was 8 inches and thicker. Will my smaller size be an issue, since I'm still decently long?
>> Anonymous
>>380078
Yes. It probably will. Even if she tells you she's satisfied, she will probably cheat on you with others. Can't satisfy her with that once she's had bigger, seriously just seeing a big one is that much more a turn on.
>> Anonymous
>>380078
Learn how to make her cum with your mouth and hands.
>> Anonymous
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>>380078
>>380092this
or you can just kill yourself
>> Anonymous
WTF is with all the dick threads lately. Size matters. Genetic etc.

tldr: Your fucked, she will cheat on you for bigger cock, eating a girl out doesn't mean shit if you can't make her cum with your dick.
>> Anonymous
>>380132

Hah, bullshit. If you can give an amazing culinulingus you can act like a dick the rest of the time, but whe wont leave you because of your magic tongue.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Trolls trolling trolls and a couple insecure guys with small penors.
>> Anonymous
>>380132
FACT.
I mean seriously it's not like you wouldn't cheat on her for a tighter vag if you had the chance, or like women are people to whom feelings and lust and looks and things other than pure routine mechanical stimulation make the sex, or who could care about relationships. Don't you believe anyone tries to give you that kind of bullshit OP.
>> Anonymous
>>380137
lol k

vaginal penetration > fiddling with your tongue

I would still act like a dick if I had a 2 inch cock.
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size#Studies_on_penis_size Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>A 2005 study found only 55 percent of men were satisfied with their penis size, whereas 85 percent of women said they were "very satisfied" with the size of their partner's penis, and only six percent of women rated their partner as smaller than average.[21] In the same data set, 70 percent of women expressed dissatisfaction with their breasts, whereas the majority of men (56 percent) were satisfied with their partner's breasts and only 20 percent of men wished their partner had larger breasts.[22][23][24]

>A study published in BMC Women's Health, surveyed women's preferences concerning penis size and concluded that width rather than length is a more important factor of sexual stimulation.[25]
>> Anonymous
>>380144

Virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>380132
>>380142
>>380144

Obvious samefag and virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>380146
>The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.85 in) when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (or, put another way, most penises are below average in size).
>> Anonymous
>>380150most penises are below average in size
:(
>> Anonymous
>>380147
>>380149

lol u has small cock
>> Anonymous
I'm just wondering, if the average penis length is 5.08 in, measured by doctors, with pharms given to the patients for erection, and even in the study by the condom company over 95% were less than 17 inches, how come all of /fit/ has 17 inch dicks? Not that I didn't think mine was an inch longer than it really is when I measured it myself.
>> Anonymous
>>380156
uh woops I mean 7, can't believe most men are single digits
>> Anonymous
>>380151
I don't think you understand average.
>> Anonymous
>>380163
I do. And the upshot is that my penis has better odds of being below average than above. Fucking statistics.
>> Anonymous
>>380174
No, you don't or at least don't show it. Median is the value below which lie 50% of the sample. Average is the average length. Let's say you measure six penors which are 1 inch, 1 inch, 1 inch, 3 inches and 6660 inches respectively. The average for this sample is 1111 inches and the median is 1. Your odds of being below average in size are 5/6, but if you have a 1 inch penis 50% of people have a smaller (or equally large) penis as you. This is called a skewed distribution. In Gaussian distributions like height, average = median, but these are special cases.
>> Anonymous
4.75x4.75 here

laughably short and pathetically thin too. it's probably small enough to get laughed at.

fuck you niggers that say it doesn't matter, if you had a small dick you'd know it does.
>> Anonymous
>>380185don't show it
This.

>>380190
Can't fit a square dick in a round hole?
>> Anonymous
>>380190
8/10
trolls are getting better and better
srsly I'm afraid of what my children will read and believe on the internets
>> Anonymous
>>380193
i don't think you know how circumference works

>>380195
not a troll, just a 20 year old virgin that want to shoot myself in the head every time i see these shitty threads where faggots such as yourself say that size doesn't matter
>> Anonymous
>>380199
but science says you are much less than 1SD below average, so chicks really shouldn't be able to figure that out unless their holes got a stat button
>> Anonymous
Aren't there pills or something that makes your dick bigger temporarily?
>> Anonymous
why should a guy care about the size of his cock anyway?
there is no point, you can't make it bigger
>> Anonymous
>>380185No, you don't
>>380199i don't think you know

I think of my knowledge as a vessel to be filled by trolling. The more you know, the wronger you can be.
>> Anonymous
>>380229
never learned english, did ya?
>> Anonymous
>>379976
I fucking hate those niggers in banjo kazooie.
>> Anonymous
>>380233
I'm lost.
>> Anonymous
>>380243
you're a bad troll

also small dicks are gay
>> Anonymous
>>380208
fuck science, in girls' minds under 5" is too small
>> Anonymous
If the condom can fit tight, than you're fine

all you need to know
>> Anonymous
Size matters, but knowing how to use it is the trump card.

You could have a 8.5 dick but if all you do is give her a vag burn, she'll go for someone else with a 5-incher who knows how to use it.
>> Anonymous
>>381003
>You could have a 8.5 dick and be the best fucker she's ever met with, but she'll go for someone with more money than you.

fix'd.
>> Anonymous
>>381003
nope, sorry. girls laugh at 5" dicks so no.
>> Anonymous
>>381053
i bet there are many dudes out there fucking bitches left and right with smalls cocks like 5 inches. youre a fucking virgin if you think girls actually laugh at 5 inch dicks.
>> Anonymous
>>381056
if you're dick is under 5" she'll laugh in your face, if its between 5" and 6" she'll only laugh about it with your friends later. either way she'll laugh.

and i'm not a virgin, just a guy who's dick is just under 5" and had the only girl i ever fucked giggle when she saw it and tell all my friends about my tiny dick.
>> Anonymous
Women care about the size of your penis as you care about the size of their breasts.

For me (male), it doesn't bother me if they're small.
>> Anonymous
Anything over 7" is apparently to big for an average woman. Although you can meet a whore who likes large insertions if you are over 7".
>> Anonymous
>>381075
breasts are ultimately inconsequential to the mans pleasure. dicks are actually important to sex.

there are NO women that prefer small dicks like there are men who like small tits.
>> Anonymous
>>381082
and 5" is too small for the average woman
>> Anonymous
second thread?
>> Eagle !!vl4eD2sprxZ
POSTING IN AN EPIC THREAD
>> Eagle !!vl4eD2sprxZ
>>381082
What?
>> Anonymous
>>381431
this is the first thread, and the worksafe one
>> Anonymous
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>does Size matter?

yes

<--- proof that i know what i'm talking about, it's how "blessed" i am
>> Anonymous
>>382098
well it shrunk a bit, it's maybe a 1/4 inch bigger, just under 5"
>> Anonymous
the average penis is 19 inches long mine is 21inches lol ur al fukin gay
>> Anonymous
>>382098
I think that's around my size. But if I lose some weight I might get some more out of it : (
>> Anonymous
>>382334
truth
>> Anonymous
>>381003

no she won't, she'll be too busy laughing at the 5" dick
>> Anonymous
>>383360
sigh, girls don't laugh in the real world
>> Anonymous
>>379976
it does OP, I've been 8/9ths of the way with 3 girls so far, and every single one of them gets all awkward and starts making excuses that she promised her mom to be back home and shit, RIGHT AFTER THEY SEE MY PENIS IN FULL LIGHT.

im only 7" inches, so a little below average. I don't think I'll ever get laid.
>> Anonymous
>>383492
2/10.
>> Anonymous
24" Diabonal 1920x1200.. owait
>> Anonymous
>>383471
um

since it's happened to me, and my dick is just under 5", yes girls in the real world will laugh at a 5" dick
>> Anonymous
yes
>> D: !!7u6H/TYXGHx
My cock is around 6.5 inches long, but it's really thin. I'd much rather have a cock that's thicker and a little shorter. From experience, thickness matters more than length since after like 5.5 inches all you're doing is slamming up against the "roof" of the vagina...
>> D: !!7u6H/TYXGHx
>>384456

Also, premature ejaculation is a *FAR* bigger problem than the size of your penis.
>> Anonymous
It certainly does.

IN GIRTH
>> Anonymous
>>384456
>"roof"
facepalm.jpg
>> Anonymous
I used to be worried about this, too, but there is nothing to be afraid of.

Nine inches is enough for most women.
>> Anonymous
>>384465
>Also, premature ejaculation is a *FAR* bigger problem than the size of your penis.
Yeah, but *everything* is far bigger than the size of his penis.
>> Anonymous
>>384493
0/10
>> Anonymous
>>380005
Woahhh im keeping my chick away from that guy. that is awesome.
>> Anonymous
Ugh, this same post is here every fucking day
>> Anonymous
YES IT DOES
THREAD OVER
>> Anonymous
>>384502
That is total bullshit. Either she is naturally susceptible and just orgasms hard really easily, or she's faking.

Besides that, he doesn't know what he's talking about. You should *NEVER* put oil in a vagina. It promotes bacterial infection. You should only use products designed specifically as vaginal lubricants, such as KY jelly.
>> Anonymous
under 5": kill yourself, any girl you try to fuck will laugh in your face

5-6": go ahead, if you can stand the fact that she'll still laugh behind your back

6-7": good size, no complaints; she'll tell you that your big, but nobody else

7-8": she'll tell all her friends about your big cock

over 8": the bigger you get past this, the harder it is to fuck chicks. you'll be the envy of all the guys in the locker room, but you'll only be able to fuck black chicks with loose vaginas
>> Anonymous
>>384618
lolvirgin
my cock is only 6.5 inches but it's very thick and girls I've fucked have told about it
>> Anonymous
Your first problem is putting the poon on a pedastal. As long as you can ejaculate, you're alright. Second, once you've wined & dined or dragged a drunk whore home, she will likely sex you. Once you're naked, it's too late. No takebacks!
>> Anonymous
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>>384625
win
>> Anonymous
>>384618

Haha. I'm 5.9" and girls have told me I'm "very big," without provocation.

I consider myself average, and I consider you an idiot.
>> Anonymous
I have a 5" dick and I just don't want to get laughed at. And now all I can think about is how scared I am that it's actually going to happen when the girl sees my fucking tiny dick.
>> Anonymous
>>384665
and i consider that you forget the fact that girls don't like guys to think that they're whores so they put up with your unsatisfying cock and make you feel like a man
>> Anonymous
>>384667
Congrats anon. Not only have you spent all this time reading about men's penises you could have spent figuring out how to get sex in the first place, but it's also made you less likely to ever have sex because now you're nervous and chicks don't dig. also btw you're average according to real research (not published by a penis pill operation), ssrsly everybody's dick is an inch smaller when they don't measure it themselves
>> Anonymous
I have got a 7" dick which is disproportionately thick.

This sounds great, but I can't find a girl who can fit the head of my dick in her mouth without scraping her teeth on it, let alone take it down her throat.

Enjoy your deepthroats, you goddamn whiners.
>> Anonymous
>>384696
enjoy not getting laughed at like us 5 inchers
>> Anonymous
>>384696
Pro troll is pro. I have same and my girlfriend can do it just fine (although she understandably doesn't want to all that much).
>> Anonymous
it absoloutley does.
>> Anonymous
JUST USE THE FUCKING PILLS

/thread
>> Anonymous
No, goddamn, it doesn't matter. But judging from your lack of knowledge, you're going to be terrible in bed.
>> Anonymous
OP here. I did every thing you ninja's told me to do. lol and you were right she laughed. but she didn't care after i went down on her.

Thanks for the Help.
>> Anonymous
>>385159

OP here. That's not me. I took off my pants and underpants, and the girl immediately snorted in derision. I tried to eat her pussy but she kept laughing, and i couldn't get my dick hard. She went home early, don't let this happen to you.
>> Anonymous
>>385168
;_:

sage because this thread wont fucking die
>> Anonymous
>>385267
you cannot kill it
>> Anonymous
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>>385655

NO, BUT YOU WILL PERISH UNDER THE MIGHT OF LU BU!
>> Anonymous
>>385168
this happened to me. except i could get my dick hard.

fyi, my dick is 4.75"
>> Anonymous
>>379976
PROTIP: "HOOKING UP" MEANS "HAVING SEX" SO YOU HAVEN'T HOOKED UP YET FAGGOART
>> sage
>>385747

He said he got hooked up. That means someone introduced him to said female.

You know, like how the cable guy comes to your house to have sex with you. Or when you buy a new stereo and then have sex with it.
>> Anonymous
>>385749

How do YOU plug in YOUR stereo, Mr. Jesus?
>> Anonymous
so everyone talks about girth, but what is a good size for girth? mines 5" around, is that thick or thin?
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>385802

Does your dick fit nice and tightly in a condom girth-wise? If it is falling off, then you have a problem.
>> Anonymous
Man i love threads like this on /fit/ everybody trolling everybody.. facts mixed with fiction, fake femanons

this isn't a thread where boys become men..
this is a thread where boys become trolls

so proud ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>385841
Protip: if you think any of the small penis people in this thread are trolling, you don't have a small penis. I wouldn't know but my best friend has one (don't know exactly) and he says girls seriously let him know.

And if you think the big penis people are completely honest you don't even have a penis at all. No way in hell half of /fit/ is in the top 5% of penis size (over 6.5 in according to the biggest numbers in wikipedia, probably more reliably like 5.5). Seriously self-measurement just doesn't work, there's always a way to cheat.
>> Anonymous
>>385840
i've never had sex, so i wouldn't know

i just want to see how i measure up, because i know that my dick is pretty small lengthwise(4.75-5.25" depending on how turned on i am)
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>385874

Buy condoms
????
profit

It won't matter length-wise, when you put it on you are rolling it on, it can roll out to about 9 inches iirc if needs be. Girth-wise it fits at around 4.3 or so, just guesstimating. So anything above that will be fine.

You average condom is...average, so its not like its not going to fit at 5 inches.

More to the point, are you really bothered about what a girl says about the size of your dick? If you commented on the size of her tits in a mean way you would get a slap for it, its important to remember that these things work both ways.
>> Anonymous
I'm not a virgin by far, but I've never pleasured a woman in my life with my small cock. And frankly, I could care less.
>> Anonymous
>>385991

This nigra has the right attitude. Why should a man care if a woman gets pleasure during sex. All that matters is you getting off.
>> Anonymous
>>386019
Fuck year keep it old school brah, all this whiny caring metro "what about her pleasure" shit is brand new and unnatural. In the old days sex mostly sucked for women, im bringing it back boy! Fucka g spot, fucka bitch.
>> belo
girth is more noticeable to the girl than length
>> Anonymous
>>385856
>>385856
of course there are small dicks, my cock is about average, what i mean by everybody trolling everyone is anons posing as bitch women size queens and trolling the guys with small dicks, making them feel very inadequate and also posing as guys with huge dicks, EXACTLY making it seem like everyone here has a huge dick, which i bet few of them really do have
>> Anonymous
>>386154
but telling a guy with a 5" dick that he might get laughed at is not trolling, it's truth

it has happened to me
>> Anonymous
>>386312
then how come I am 6.5 and people in my circle of friends I have fucked talk about how mine is teh biggest? it's not that big a difference and seriously how does a vagina register a 1.5 inch difference anyway?
>> Anonymous
>>386325
the vagina doesn't, but the girls eyes do
>> Anonymous
>>386329
but I seriously don't see a 1.5 inch difference that clearly with my eyes either. Oh god I'm feeling insecure right now
>> Anonymous
>>386333
put a ruler up to your dick and actually measure how much 1.5" is. it's almost 25% less. it is significant.
>> Anonymous
>>386325
First of all, since the penis is on average about 6'', differences of half an inch are going to be noticeable.
Secondly, it could just be perception. How big are your thighs? How tall are you? Do you shave your pubes?
Thirdly, maybe you are the biggest they've fucked. The average is about 6''
>> Anonymous
All of you all need to stop being worried about your dick size. Unless you just have nothing there, women don't care anywhere near as much as you think we do.

My girlfriends and I talk about technique when we discuss sex ("He used way too much tonuge", "He really knows what he's doing", "He asked me what I liked and listened, so it was great", etc). We rarely get into penis size.
>> Anonymous
>>386339
see
>>380094
>> Anonymous
>>386339
now that I think about it it's probably girth.
>> Anonymous
>>386351
huh? the average is about 6''. Closer to 5.75''
>> Anonymous
i'm fucked, i only got 5"

i know i'm gonna get laughed at
>> Anonymous
i've got a hair under 9 inches. I messed around with this french foreign exchange student and she said that I was the biggest she ever had. So I believe that world round (save for asia maybe?) the 5-6" average is present.
>> Anonymous
ITT: A disproportionate number of faggots with above average penises.

>>383492
>>384456
>>384493
>>384624
>>384696
>>386325

>>386635
9 inches? BS bro'. Only liek 2 of the nigger pornstars are that big.
>> Anonymous
>>380199
I'd do you, and i'm female. I really couldn't care less about size, as long as he's good with his fingers and/or tongue. as long as one of the three works, i'm happy.
>> Anonymous
>>386654
it's approx. 8.8 inches long. If your referring to mandingo and lex steele. They are around 11" and 10.5" respectively.
>> Anonymous
The average penis size is like 5.25inches. That average obviously averages in 2in cocks and 12in cocks, because thats the definition of average. A dick isn't "small" until its like, under 4.75 or something.

Most of the studies where the "average" penis is reported to be 6" come from studies where men are allowed to measure themselves unsupervised, thus the results are not scientific. Other studies, like lifestyles, are not random samplings, but people who agree to have their dicks measured - do you think 3in cock guy volunteers for that?

If your dick is close to 5in you're fine. A lot of girls like girth anyways. Being too small sucks, sure, but so does being big. Out of everyone on this board who claims a 6.5" cock or more, I'm sure 99% are lying. More than that and most girls get uncomfortable. Much more than like 5.2" around and they complain about jaw pain while giving head.

tl;dr, you're probably normal as is almost everyone on this board.
>> Anonymous
>>386701
my boyfriend has nearly 8. It's actually not that bid. Hurt the first few times, but is fine now.
>> Anonymous
>>386701
Fuck yeah participation bias, why didn't I think of that there. I think I love you.
>> Anonymous
>>386725
The most clinically correct survey used an injection to engorge the penis for consistency in erections and reported an average of 5.08, measured by a medical professional.

A similar study, with a smaller sample set, said 5.35.

Those are the 2 surveys I would put the most weight in.
>> Anonymous
Here's a test for everyone here wondering where they fall in the size gradient. If you can put two hands around your cock, your big/huge (depending on the amount that comes out the top). If you can put one hand on it, and some still comes out the top, your average. If your entire hand covers it, then your small. There will be people with extraordinarily large/small hands though, so keep that in mind when administering the test.
>> Anonymous
>>386761
lolwat

just give numbers you retard. Hand sizes are different for everyone.
>> Anonymous
I beat it with 2 hands all the time, and I have big hands...but I'm 'only' 7 inches respectively.

Meh my 2 cents.
>> Anonymous
>>386761
Im 6 1/2" & cant get 1 1/2 hand wrapped around my cock. A girl could probably get 2 1/2 depending on her hand size. So its only relative to hand size.
>> Anonymous
>>386734
Huh. Are those the wikipedia studies? Because interestingly even though they only list three, a pubmed quicksearch even seems to bring up a lot of studies on penile length e.g. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17568760?ordinalpos=1&itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubm
ed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_DiscoveryPanel.Pubmed_Discovery_RA&linkpos=5&log$=relatedarticles&amp
;logdbfrom=pubmed
>> Anonymous
>>386761
I can fit two hands but I'm only 6" ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>386806
The study you linked to was an Indian study, which is interesting because there were 2 different studies in India that gave two pretty different results. I think one said the average was like 4.8 and then a second said it was 5.6, which is a pretty big swing.

>>386761
If I want to get two hands around my cock I just push my hand hard into my hip/balls. That's kind of a dumb thing. If you want to know if you're average or whatever, get a tape measure.

Also, you should average the numbers out. If I'm just whacking it to whack it because I'm bored, I might measure it around 5 or 5.2in long and 5in around, where as if I'm hard as a fucking rock because I'm about to get laid, or am just horny as shit, I measure just under 6in long and 6in around. So slightly above average or average dick length, above average girth.

I've had a couple girls comment on my thickness, one loved it, one blurted out, after I made a dick joke size, about how "girthy" it was, and another complained of jaw pain during a bj, so obviously I dumped her real quick.

Just kidding we dated for 2 years than she cheated on me with an illegal immigrant Mexican.
>> Anonymous
>>386860
>Just kidding we dated for 2 years than she cheated on me with an illegal immigrant Mexican.

lolwat
did you have breakup sex? you should've made her choke on your cawk.
>> Anonymous
I have a 10 inch wang. I measure from my asshole to the wang tip. LOL at you tiny guys
>> Anonymous
Fuck you faggots. You 5" have got it good compared to my 4" baby dick. ;_;
>> Anonymous
1. use a tape measure
2. go from asshole to the tip
3. wrap back around and go down to the base
4. ??????
5. 15 inch cawk!
>> Anonymous
>>387019
1. Go to Japan
2. Have sex with Japanese girls
3. ???
4. Profit!
>> Anonymous
>>386673
i don't think you would. i think i'm slightly better than average looking, so maybe you would, but i don't think you realize just how small 5" is. you wouldn't have sex with me a second time.
>> Anonymous
yo, no ones dick is perfect,

mine is 7 inches and 5.5 in girth, so you'd think i'd be pretty happy right? well, i have phimosis, frenulum breve (short frenulum) and forcyde spots. all of which are treatable and will be fixd within the month, but still... shit sux.

also, have no idea how to use it.

looks good but = D
>> Anonymous
For guys who claim to like pussy, you channers sure do talk about dick alot.
>> sage
-3/10
>> Anonymous
if you date a woman a while her pussy will expand/contract to fit your penis
>> Anonymous
just do IT!@
>> Anonymous
>>387860
this

if she laughs, call her fat, say her tits are small or lopsided and say her pussy stinks
>> Anonymous
>>387858
Until she inevitably cheats on you with some big niggar
>> Posting mode: Reply Anonymous
Sometimes I envy the niggers. Why are there's big? I don't fucking get it.
>> Anonymous
>>388655
maybe some form of natural selection?
maybe they have sex a lot and the ones that get the females pregnant are ones with larger penises which enter the vagoo farther.

Just a wild guess.
>> Anonymous
>>388655
Black men are not statistically bigger, taller, or more muscular than any other race. You perceive them to be so because you are creating a "dark" boogeyman to prove your own assumptions of inferiority.

If you opened your eyes or looked up actual statistics, you'd see all the fat, short black men around you. You won't see the small to average penises because 99% of the dicks you see are in porn.
>> Anonymous
>>388655

The bigger the brain the smaller the penis.

Penis Size: Intelligence
1. Blacks 1. Asians
2. Whites 2. Whites
3. Asians 3. Blacks
>> Anonymous
>>388715

I have a reasonable dick, and I'm reasonably smart. What now?
>> Anonymous
niggers are now physically superior because white men only brought the biggest and strongest (and dumbest) ones from africa to pick our cotton
>> Anonymous
JINJO!
>> Anonymous
>>388768
what race are you shit for brains?
I'm guessing white.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Not too hot like those saucy Africans, not to cold like those chilly Chinese.
I guess we're just right.
>> Anonymous
To be honest I prefer fingers to penis anyway. Of course I can tell the difference between a big penis and a small penis, but good fingers are infinitley better than both.
>> Anonymous
>>388857
but would you laugh or giggle on sight of a 5" dick and tell people how small it was the next day? because that's what most small dicked anons are scared of. this thread isn't really concerned with the woman's pleasure, but the woman's attitude and reaction to such a small dick
>> Anonymous
>>388919
I'm not sure if I'd giggle on his face. Maybe, just in my mind? And no, I won't tell it to ALL of my friends. Maybe just my bestfriend. Like when is conversing about sex in public comfortable? O_o
>> Anonymous
>>388857
Protip: no one likes chewing/fingering your smelly cunt