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Anonymous
What to put on my sandwich as lubrication (in b4 lulz)?

Mayonnaise and stuff like that is obviously off limits.

But what is ultimately better, margarine (butter even), or ketchup?

Ketchup has this air of unhealthiness, possibly due to fast food. I've heard it doesn't contain much fat at all, but there's always the sugar.

Halp /fit/, me no like my sandwiches bone dry!
>> Anonymous
Mustard.
>> Anonymous
Mayonnaise and stuff is obviously off limits. What the fuck are you even talking about? OKAY GUYS, MAYO AND STUFF IS OFF LIMITS, AS IS THINGS AND JUNK
>> Anonymous
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Mustards usually have very few calories. I mix some garlic powder into mine for extra deliciousness. Tomatoes and greens are fine too, as is a touch of malt vinegar. Ketchup is almost invariably full of corn syrup. Pic is also a good option (5 cal per tablespoon, but you probably won't need that much unless you're a spice addict like me).