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Insanity Anonymous
I feel strangely calm now.
Just 15 minutes ago i was strangling my cat, making sure to not crush anything and not hold him too long, just until his lips turn purple.

I hate him, he has too much pride, just like me.
I hate him, he runs away even when there's no danger, just like me.
I hate him, he's pitiful, just like me.

So i grabbed him out of the bushes, holding myself because everyone was watching, i went inside, taped his mouth with tape, then put my hand over his nose. I wanted him to have a near-death experience so he can stop being such a pussy.

I hate this. If i'd be living in the mountains i would've probably killed him. Anyone else got REAL insanity stories?
>> Anonymous
The only time I'm happy anymore is when I'm dreaming about my ex and her new boyfriend dying in some horrible painful way.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
And you ran to 4chan to tell us about this to prove how awesome you are. Hope it claws your eyes out in your sleep.
Why don't you just kill yourself already? You know the entire world will be better off without you.
>> Anonymous
This one time I went up to the mountains and killed OPs cat.
>> Anonymous
>>189050
Duuude, it's just teenage crisis. Knowing it's wrong seperates me from the psychos and puts me in a much more well-famed category..
>> Anonymous
>>189061
Nah, you're just a faggotty queer. That's all.
>> Anonymous
tl;dr

OP is such a faggot the only thing he can manage to hurt is his cat.
>> Anonymous
Lol @ fgt who hurts his cat because he's too much of a pussy to take on the real people in his life, probly a father figure, who beat the shit outa him
>> Anonymous
TROLLY TROLL TROLLY TROLLY TROLL WHY DO YOU MORONS RESPOND TO THESE THREADS
>> Anonymous
>>189042
That's what I thought. If it isn't a troll,which I think it is, maybe you should...think of reprocussions, and figure out some other way to vent your frustration. This is /fit/ so I'm obviously going to say work out.
>> Anonymous
What the fuck?

Stop watching Evangelion, OP; it's obviously warping you.
>> Anonymous
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