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Okay, I need help /fit/ I'm 5'6 and weigh 172 pounds, i need to lose 2 pounds in under 24 hours.... any ideas?

Soz, this is real post ^_^;
>> Anonymous
Shave off all your body hair.

Go sit in a sauna wearing as many layers as possible.

Don't eat or drink anything.

Laxatives.

Decapitation.
>> Anonymous
cut off 2 pounds worth of flesh
>> Anonymous
Diuretics?

That or get on a treadmill for 12 hours.
>> Anonymous
msg
>> Anonymous
Wearing a trash bag suit will cut out your water weight.
>> Anonymous
jesus fucking christ...TWO pounds in 24 hours?

You could stop fucking eating for the next 24 hours and lose more than that
>> Anonymous
Its for the Air Force's Weight Standards >.>
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
KILL YOURSELF. THE SOUL WEIGHS 2 POUNDS
>> Anonymous
gb2 /b/rother
>> Anonymous
Yeah, just do something to thoroughly dehydrate yourself.
>> Anonymous
Do not dehydrate yourself. Just drink water. Take some fiber too, and hope your scales you're using aren't very accurate and is adding a few pounds.
>> Anonymous
- take a shit
- take a piss
- do not eat and drink
- try to do sweat inducing activities