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Pilonidal Anonymous
My ass got torn up by surgeon, now im stuck on my couch. pls advise.
>> Anonymous
what the fuck.
>> Anonymous
why would you let somebody near your ass?!
>> Anonymous
because, they removed pilonidal cysts. now I've got a gigantic wound! And a nurse comes to visit daily. It is very painful, I do not wish it upon my worst of enemies.
>> Anonymous
Heh, I just got my stitches off yesterday for mine, apparently they are quite common. had a drainage thingy near the area for 2weeks and had the stitches in for 3 weeks. have fun with your pain medications and not sitting.
>> Anonymous
You mean, he tore you a new ass?
>> Anonymous
I had that happen to me too.
Painful as fuck.
Apparently the surgeon had to drug me three times so I wouldn't try to escape.
My ass has long healed, I just have a small hole there now ;__;
>> Anonymous !0KTzymoxZo
I had a pilonidal, but I didn't get any surgery. For like the first 2 days I found out I got it (right when it started hurting like fuck), I took a knife and performed home surgery in my bathroom. Right when I sliced it open, this VILE, DISGUSTING ROTTING BLOOD kept pouring out, it was like shit/poison but it smelled like a fucking body. Nasty shit.

Ever since I haven't had a problem.
>> Anonymous
This is really weird, because i just had the same problem with a cyst right on my tailbone. I couldn't walk for 2 days because I thought I broke my tailbone or something, then I sat down and felt a pop, and had some blood running down my leg.

I sat in a shower for 30 minutes "milking" it, popping it like a giant zit over and over, and the stuff coming out of it smelled like pure death. That was 2 days ago, i feel a lot better, but I hope I didn't need surgery or anything like that to fix it, because I pretty much just did it myself in a ghetto way.
>> Anonymous
Hey, you got any spare painkillers?

What I did, when I recently had some debilitating surgeries, was make copious use of my pain medication and catch up on my books, DVDs, and gaemz. Still doing it, in fact, but I'm all out of refills.

Srsly, though, do you have any pills? Pain patches are better, but I will settle for pills.

P.S. I had a pilonidal cyst removed when I was a teenager and subsequently bled out my ass during a pick up basketball game. Moral of the story: take your recovery slow.
>> Anonymous
>>206395
A cyst will not go away with out surgery, all you did was drain the fluids, you have to get surgery to remove the membrane
>> Anonymous
OP here, If you performed home surgery (like i did at first) it only makes it worse, it comes back with a vengeance and quite possibly can route its way into different cavities. Also be careful, it can become septic if left untreated and your body can go into shock, that's when I had to get surgery.
>> Anonymous
Oh god i had the same thing 2 years ago. I hope i never have to live through that again. ;-; the misery.

I didn't get a surgery i just got it drained. That's what i get for sitting on my ass all day huh. Also, wash your ass crack.
>> Anonymous
looks like you got raped in jail.
>> Anonymous
I just saw some vids of the operation to remove it and i got to say, fascinating. There is hair there. I remember these particular cysts fascinated me ever since i was a child.
>> Anonymous
push ups man . i just got mine drained awhile ago,
and a good diet , i feel your pain
when they drained mine i was biting my t shirt the pain was a living hell
>> Anonymous
ITT HOME SCHOOLED DOCTORS OPERATING ON THEMSELVES LEADING TO LIFE THREATENING ILLNESSES

hHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
LOL
>> Anonymous
This thread is awesome
>> Anonymous
Yeah, i had all that done to my ass. Not a problem at all for me, 2 days and I was fine. I'm a fast healer, but then again I believe in Jesus.

Do you believe in Jesus, anon? Maybe that's your problem....
>> Anonymous
>>206193
how did you take a shit in that time?
>> Anonymous
>>206977

You stole that line from Captain Ron, admit it!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>206474
That's not true at all.
>> Anonymous
OP Here - At first I was getting my g/f to drain it (poking it with knives). Then one day it was like an entire rotted strawberry smoothie came funneling out of my tailbone. If it isn't removed you can get sick and the rotted strawberry smoothie can poison you.
>> Anonymous
>>207451

What a lucky lady
>> Anonymous
Actually I didn't shit until 3 days after the surgery and when i did shit it was so fucking painful trying to sit down and get up. It starts getting easier to sit after about a week and a half but try to sit slanted, like 'cheeking it' I suppose
>> Anonymous
Well just be happy that you didn't have my situation. I had surgery on my cyst and was put under general anesthesia - all fine and dandy. Along with everyone else I couldn't sit for two weeks, lie on my back, walk. I get my stitches out, head right back to the gym that day to start lifting again. I'm feeling alright, still a little pain, lie down to incline press. I get one set in and I feel one of the worst pains ever. The fucking scar ripped on me. They didn't sew me back up but it did take almost 4-5 months to heal after that. It didn't help that I had to get surgery on my ankle which involved me laying on my back during this time wide awake. In spite of it all I did climb half dome that summer. Fucking pilonidal cysts.

Suggestion is just grit and bear it. 500mg ibuprofen and a 500 mg Vicodin feels amazing.
>> Anonymous
Oh my god, are these things that common? How do you get one?
>> Anonymous
They are a pretty common source of suckage.

"Most doctors think that ingrown hairs cause pilonidal cysts. Pilonidal means "nest of hair." It is common to find hair follicles inside the cyst." Essentially if you have hair in your ass crack, you have a chance of getting one.