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Pushups Anonymous
How do you fat-anons do pushups?

I'm actually asking because strangly, I'm having sex, but holding myself up hurts my wrists and she doesn't like to be on top. (I'm aware of other methods, but I'm fat and a lot of them are difficult ;/)
>> Anonymous
with a backpack full of weights
>> Anonymous
>>191659
>>191659

I detect op is a pussy and girlfriend is plastic
>> Anonymous
>>191661

the weights should be on your upperback not your lower back, i recently learned this, use towels or some shit at the bottom of your bag. be safe anon.
>> Loser
I do push ups with knees to the floor. I don't suggest kneeing your mate though.
>> Anonymous
>>191666
You're so right man. Pic related.. its her.
>> Anonymous
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>>191669
Oh wait, here she is.
>> Anonymous
what the fuck he can't even hold himself up and he is getting more pussy than me
>> Anonymous
I wish my girlfriend would put out, I have no problem holding myself up.
>> Anonymous
if it's a serious problem just go to the gym and do bench presses. Should help. Also, you can do pushups with your knees on the ground but it's better for your abdominals (which will support a lot of wieght during sex, trust me) if you do them like in the picture. Keep doing it until you can't any more, take a rest, come back and do some more until you finally can support yourself for at least an hour's worth of pushups. Then you will be able to do just about anything in bed.

Also, it'll be easier if you run enough to lose the wieght, as it will make it much harder for you to support yourself with extra baggage, and I'm sure you're girlfriend would appreciate it too.
>> Anonymous
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>>191934
(NOT THE OP)
I always have trouble doing pushups where I get an incredible head ache after about 10, I used to be able to do quite a few more (Around 40) but now after 10 it feels like my skull is about to burst.

What the fuck am I doing wrong?
>> Anonymous
>>191934
an HOURS worth of push ups?
>> Anonymous
>>191948
goddammit i want an anger powered jet pack

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>> Anonymous
Do some wrist exercises other than fapping to your pretend girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
>>191948
Made me lol hard.
>> Anonymous
If your head is hurting, my guess is that you have over exerted your body. Or at least your body is not up for that kinda load. I had that a couple times when I was completely exhausted after an hour run and tried to squeeze my last couple sets of push ups.
>> HypnoticDan
OP, learn to rest your weight on your gf's hips. that way you're grinding your weight into her pussy anyways, which she'll love. in the mean time stop eating crap food and start HIIT'n.