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Anonymous
how can I become good at fighting?
and stupid question, bear with me, are those fights in movies really possible?
SERIOUS ANSWERS PLEASE
>> Anonymous
Start 1 random fight every week, and punch a punching bag everyday of the week and DO SQUATS.
>> Anonymous
yes...against someone tied to a chair, or you so outclass your opponent that you can indeed complete 3 flips before landing a kick.. Or your both trying to pull the same shit
>> Anonymous
In before trollstorm
>> Anonymous
>>464735
actually viable
>> Anonymous
1. Find a boxing/muay thai/BJJ/MMA gym nearby.
2. Go there.
3. After a year you`ll be very likely a better fighter than 99% of population.
4. Enact your favorite John Woo moments with your middle school classmates.
5. Emerge Victorious!
>> Anonymous
>>464748
those are all ring fighting styles, gotta break free from that and learn some sanda. no rules buddy mix that with muay thai and you're set
>> Anonymous
Sounds like OP needs to find himself a Krav Maga club.
>> Anonymous
SLAP FIGHTS UP IN THIS MOTHER FUCKER.
>> Anonymous
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You wanna learn to fight? Eat a bunch of turkey then go see Transporter 3 in theaters next week. Gobble gobble kids.
>> Anonymous
Kick them in the nads.
>> Anonymous
MUAY FUCKING THAI.
>> Anonymous
Become a nigger

People will be too intimidated to ever bother you again
>> Anonymous
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>>464740
TROLLSTORM FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
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>>464817
Did somebody say nigger?
>> Anonymous
put on 15stone
>> Anonymous
1.) Learn Judo.
2.) Throw people on their heads.
3.) Submit them.
4.) ???
5.) Profit.
>> Anonymous
>>464868

This man is right.
>> Anonymous
Muay Thai is very good street combat. But generally being big and fit helps more than any skill.
>> Anonymous
>>465013

What if I make you chase me, then you're tried and I rape you for a bit
>> Anonymous
1. Study human anatomy
2. Find all the easy weak spots on the body.
3. Learn art of striking said spots.
4. ??????????
5. PROFIT!!!
>> Anonymous
I lived in a really shitty town for the first 20 years of my life and had to deal with all kinds of "undesirables" on the street (mostly blacks)

If someone is coming towards you, back away and keep them at arms length. By that I mean literally hold your arm outstretched in front of thier face as they come at you. Then, with the right timing, stop dead and launch your palm or fist into their nose as hard as possible. Do it right and you will stun them for a good few seconds. Then either go for the balls or the throat. Personally, I prefer throat as the sensation of not being able to breathe temporarily is enough to freak anyone out. I used to chop people in the throat with the side of my hand then just pound them in the head. Learn how to throw a punch and how to get all your weight behind it (its not hard) and practice on a punchbag at home. Then its up to you. You can either run and ensure your safety 100% or you can go to work on them and really make them suffer. I only did this a couple of times and it was for very personal reasons. There is no shame in running once you have disabled the asshole
>> Anonymous
power clean 2x bodyweight

then just power clean the person and break their back
>> Anonymous
>>465191

1. Launch your fist into their.
2. Hit their teeth instead.
3. Bleed like a motherfucker.
4. Get AIDS
5. ???
6. Die.
>> Anonymous
Take Judo. Do it. Muay Thai is hugely overrated.
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
>>465320
Both are effective. Muay thai is better IMO. Judo is nice but it lacks how to properly defend strikes. Leg kicks with fuck up anyone I don't care how fucking big they are.
>> Anonymous
1. man up and get buff
2. watch 1000+ action movies for inspiration
3. Get muay thai skills
4. ?????
5. Profit!
>> Anonymous
Just Ignore all thos faggots suggesting Muay Thai.

NEVER kick in a real fight.
>> Anonymous
First, have commonsense!

Second, know how to react.

Third, know how to attack & avoid.

Fourth, dont try the bullshit talking crap or anything like that. Anyone with commonsense as stated above would just knee your face with steps 2 & 3.
>> Anonymous
Leg kicks won't 'fuck you up'. They'll fuck your leg up. A good Judo throw on a hard surface (teh str33ts) will fuck you up. In face, it'll probably break a few bones too. Not to mention the inclusion of submissions in Judo.

Muay Thai is nice, but it's no better than most other legitimate striking arts. In fact, it's worse than some.
>> Anonymous
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Allow me to reiterate...

Become a nigger

People will be too intimidated to ever bother you again
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
>>465335
Ever been hit in the leg? NO. You can't walk and most of the time you immediately drop to your knee. A proper leg kick will stop a fight.

I'm not dissing judo, I take judo but it's not my preferred art. Muay thai is the BEST striking art.
>> Anonymous
>>465342
Except the rocked back on your back feet stance that's required to throw the fast leg kicks is too high to level change fast enough to prevent a bjj or judo takedown.

tl;dr you need a more western kb stance even if you use strikes from muay and western boxing

In addition, most fights in the street will end up on the ground if either of you have any form of ability to defend your face in a guard, so learn judo or jiu-jitsu.

OH WAIT, THIS IS WHY MMA FIGHTERS TRAIN KB, WESTERN BOXING, MUAY AND JIUJITSU/JUDO LIKE THE GUY IN THE THIRD FUCKING POST SAID.
>> Anonymous
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Be this man
>> Anonymous
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Bronze Judo Putin is Bronze and will slam you into submission
>> Anonymous
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PUTIN'S JUDO STRONG
DEMOCRACY WEAK
>> Anonymous
>>465349
That went a bit crazy.

What I meant to say is the first part about the muay stance, and the necessity to train western boxing alongside it as well as a ground art.
>> Anonymous
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Vladimir Putin - ex KGB agent, world leader with 4 largest military behind him, world champion Sambo fighter, 6th degree black belt in Judo.

This is how you get good at fighting.
>> Anonymous
Bajiquan/Piguazhang mixed with Muay Thai and Taijiquan with aspects of Shaolinquan.
>> Anonymous
>>465362
pretty sure my Sifu is a bigger badass then commie Putin. If Putin tried to grapple him, my Sifu would chain punch KO him
>> Anonymous
>>465356
Chinese Democracy is weaker , hate Axl so much >:(
>> Anonymous
>>465342

Yes, actually, I HAVE eaten a few leg kicks. They hurt, but the same thing could be said for the great majority of strikes. A powerful, well-done leg kick will rarely end a fight on its own against an untrained fighter with tiny stick legs, much less against someone that's decent sized, angry and determined. Not to mention that if you're in a real fight (not a match) the pacing will probably such that you'll be unable to really throw them all that often, and it you do chances are that they'll come out awkward and weak.

A good Judo throw, on the other hand, will always hurt, even if done at 50% on a padded surface. As I said earlier, a good Judo throw on a hard surface will devastate. Heck, even an awkward, weak Judo throw on a hard surface will do more damage than a leg kick, and either way you'll end up in a dominant position from which you can submit them at leisure.

Oh, and Kyokushin > Muay Thai. If you don't know what Kyokushin is, it's pretty much Muay Thai. Just, oh, around 5 times more hardcore. No padding, full-contact sparring, 30-man kumites, ect. Like I said, Muay Thai is fine, but overrated. Western kickboxing, Sanda, Shotokan, ect, will work just as well, and Kyokushin will work better.
>> Anonymous
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Oh FFS... Just look at all the little fanboys who saw Ong Bak and have wet dreams each night to the image of Tony Jaa. Wake up goddamnit. You do not live in a fucking movie.
Two words: Krav Maga. Read about it, find a class, learn it. You know why? Because in the REAL WORLD you do not do fucking somersaults in a middle of the fucking fight, you do not try to kick someones head, and you definitely DO NOT try to jump kick someone in the face. You punch them in the throat, knee them in the balls or gouge their eyes and run away. If you're a fucking weeabo and want a martial art that was developed "by the real martial artists of the east" look up Jeet Kune Do. At least it's somewhat realistic.
>> Anonymous
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Learn Boxing, you will rarely fight against someone who is trained. And an untrained person's first gag reflex is to throw a big sloppy haymaker. Duck and weave that shit like the Great Ali
>> Anonymous
>>465378
Obviously hasn't researched Bajiquan
>> Anonymous
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George W Bush - ex oil businessman, world leader with most powerful military behind him, multi-billionaire, former fighter pilot

This is how you get people good at fighting to do it for you.
>> Anonymous
>>465375
>>Oh, and Kyokushin > Muay Thai. If you don't know what Kyokushin is, it's pretty much Muay Thai. Just, oh, around 5 times more hardcore. No padding, full-contact sparring, 30-man kumites, ect.

hahahah lmao
you mean no punch to the head is more hardcore ?
the only extra-padding in muay thai is the boxing gloves
but then elbow, full contact sparring also(maybe not in all gym)

so I guess you're wrong :)
>> Anonymous
Don't forget his anti-America and pro-rape agendas as well.
>> Anonymous
Real fighters fight like pussies; being manly in the conventional sense is not going to win you a fight.
>> Anonymous
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Barack Hussein Obama- ex radical and secret Muslim. Incoming leader of worlds largest military, silver tongue trickster

This is how you get good at fighting. Divide a nation and have them fight among themselves
>> Anonymous
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>>465397
That is why you fight like Putin, and use radiation poison and place missles at other people's boarders if they disagree with you
>> Anonymous
>>465388

Maybe in a match. For a great majority of the time a Muay Thai fighter will be sparring, at around %50, with 16oz gloves, headgear, and shin/instep pads. Kyokushinkai spar at 100%, with no protective gear. There may be a lack of face punches, but it's not exactly a stretch to aim your punch 4 inches higher each time. And did I mention that they regularly fight 30+ opponents? In a row? With NO breaks between them?
>> Anonymous
>>465417
Wow so after 2 or 3 years of that you will be so fucked up that your attackers would prefer to just leave your alone in your wheelchair. Sounds hardcore.
>> Anonymous
>>465365
I hear it's pretty hard to chain punch in a kamura.
>> Anonymous
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Fedor vs Bush

Winner is GWB, because Fedor would have a black bag thrown over his head the night before the fight and be thrown in a dark cell, never to be seen again. Fedor's family is murdered a year later in an apparent robbery gone awry.
>> Anonymous
Disregard this thread, it sucks cock. Get a handgun and keep a distance; thousands of dollars spent on learning how to fight and years spent training will be wasted when you're 10 yards from someone with a cheap handgun pointed at you.
>> Anonymous
>>465375
"In most Kyokushin organizations, hand and elbow strikes to the head or neck are prohibited. However, kicks to the head, knee strikes, punches to the upper body, and kicks to the inner and outer leg are permitted. In some Kyokushin organizations, especially outside of a tournament environment, gloves and shin protectors are worn."
>> Anonymous
>>465427
Guns are creepy and scary for creepy and scary people. At least with an MA not only do you have a tool to defend yourself, you get in pretty decent shape and build a good work ethic. Guns just kill
>> Anonymous
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>>465426
Fedor is Putin's personal favorite, I am pretty sure Putin would cripple GWB if he laid a hand on his fav prize fighter
>> Anonymous
>>465429

>Guns just kill

That's the point genius. If you have a problem with that, quit practicing martial arts
>> Anonymous
>>465430

Him and what army? Those stupid slavs could barely take over Georgia
>> Anonymous
>>465433
I practice my MA, so i can build core strength? Can a gun help build my quads and glutes?
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
Muay thai we don't use pads when we spar.

I've ended fights with leg kicks. Well it was the right straight that ended it. I've kicked people in the legs, hard. They drop and most of the time they drop their hands to grab their leg. Then BLAMO. Rofl.

Let's not ignore elbows.

Fuck the ground.
1. In mauy thai your trained to kick them in the head on the way down so it's not illegal. I'd just kick someone in the head fuck submissions.

2. If it's more than one person you'll get stomped.

I do know judo has gi/no gi throws but the majority of your training will be with gi's.

Btw muay thai does throws too depending on the style.
>> Anonymous
>>465436
Middle East much? :D
>> Anonymous
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>>465436
Spoken like a dirty Ukrainian. Didn't we poison your stupid Prime Minister? thats right bitches suck on that
>> Anonymous
>>465437

SQUATZ and guns > endless situps and martial arts
>> Anonymous
>>465443
WTF is wrong with his face?
>> Anonymous
>>465441
The Middle East is America's bitch right now. So Russia is fucked
>> Anonymous
>>465441

Iraq got crushed in 2 weeks, Rumsfeld was a stupid idiot that didn't believe in the overwhelming force doctrine like Powell. Insurgency would have been over immediately if we had more boots on the ground from the beginning

>>465443
Dirty slavs poisoning dirty slavs, not very difficult.
>> Anonymous
>>465458
Georgia = Russia, your point is moot darkie
>> Anonymous
/fit/ = /n/
>> Anonymous
>>465458

No shit. Probably offered him a glass of water and that slavshit tap water killed him.
>> Anonymous
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Does Judo Putin have to smack a bitch?
>> Anonymous
>>465460

Eastern Europe is now American territory. That must make your primitive slav insect brain boil with rage
>> Anonymous
>>465468
spoken like a fatherless nigger, sucks to be the inferior animal huh darkie?
>> Anonymous
>>465472
And America is Russia fuck whore, how's it feel to be on all knees all the time? Must bring your mother good memories of being a whore
>> Anonymous
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Do whatever Anderson Silva does
>> Anonymous
Bad Asses

George W Bush > Pussy Putin

Its just the liberal media shitting on Bush, but he wasn't that bad of a president
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
>>465477
Muay thai.
>> Anonymous
I heard of qwan ki do
>> Anonymous
>>465398
Obama is a fascist.

Obama plans to "...call on citizens of all ages to serve America, by developing a plan to require 50 hours of community service in middle school and high school and 100 hours of community service in college every year."

So that's indentured servitude, also known as slavery. You know, forced labor? There really isn't anyway to spin this where it's not forced labor, it's just a factual observation.

I don't know about you guys but I'm not buying the whole, "I want to bring Americans together -- by force if necessary" thing. And fuck these new programs he wants to put together. I don't know if anyone noticed but this country is going bankrupt and we're about to head into a recession/depression. We spend $1 trillion a year maintaining our overseas empire, we already have a government that's way too over-sized, we borrow way too much from China as it is, we're taxed out the ass... How the fuck are we expected to pay for this shit?
>> Anonymous
>>465519
>..call on citizens of all ages to serve America, by developing a plan to require 50 hours of community service in middle school and high school and 100 hours of community service in college every year.


Good thing I'm in University lol.
>> Anonymous
>>465519
oh heres what i am talking about

http://change.gov/americaserves/
>> Anonymous
>>465519
what a shitty plan, fuck that shit
>> Anonymous
>>465519
lulz
oh noes community service.

From your website:
>Obama and Biden will call on citizens of all ages to serve. They'll set a goal that all middle school and high school students engage in 50 hours of community service a year, and develop a plan for all college students who engage in 100 hours of community service to receive a fully-refundable tax credit of $4,000 for their education.

So for college students, the community service is not mandatory, and those that do it get money. Sounds good to me.
And the thing is, these are ideas. They're not all going to be enacted.
In Ontario, Canada, it's required that you complete 40 hours of community service within 4 years of highschool.
For many students, that was difficult to do, I think Obama is not going to make it mandatory 50/yr, but similar to the colleges, give students some kind of certificate or compensation or something when they complete the hours.
>> Anonymous
>>465548
You should move to Israel, a democracy that mandates military service.
>> Anonymous
Should learn wrestling, grappling and striking
>> Anonymous
>>465615
and know how to fight with a knife, and gun safety, how to turn a safety on and take the bullets out. and learn archery
>> Anonymous
From good at fighting to debating Obama. Let's just agree to disagree, and embrace his pro-rape-and-cheese agenda.
>> Anonymous
>>465615
This.


Also, GET OUT OF HERE /k/
>> Anonymous
>>465639
Obama is for the Green Bay Packers?
>> Anonymous
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>>465648
He is probably for "Da Bears
>> Anonymous
>>465648
and he wants to fuck up College Football
>> Anonymous
To get good at fighting just take a lot of steroids and learn how to wrestle and punch.

Size + strength + some skill >>>>>> small + lots of skill
>> Anonymous
just wait till u get pissed off and see the red mist, then u fight like a mad cunt.
>> Anonymous
no. fights in movies are scripted and staged.

you can get video of what real fights look like on youtube, liveleak, and so on. people film them on their phones. usually its over with one good punch or they stall beyond arms reach or they wrestle around on the ground.

ask anyone who fought in a war what fights are like and you'll get some bloodchilling stories.
>> Anonymous
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Obama only one on a technicality. The majority of America voted McCain
>> Anonymous
>>465974
0/10
>> Anonymous
>>465974

Republicans - the Gay Old Party

How do you feel the majority of your elected representatives are flaming faggots?

Mark Foley
Ted Haggard
Larry Craig
Bob Allen
Glenn Murphy Jr.
Ted Stevens
Jeff Gannon

The list goes on
>> Anonymous
>>465974

Troll? If not, most of that red is really low populated areas. Obama did win the popular vote.
>> Anonymous
>>465417
lol at regulary fight 30 opponent
the many opponent kumite is no
n sparring because they fight almost each week,and it's their job,getting wounded=no salary

also it's no hard to aim 4inch higher to hit the head
but it's harder when you receive your first head punch
>> Anonymous
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>>465974
>one
>> Anonymous
>>465477
Silva got taken out in 36 seconds by fedor who is a Sambo, judo master.

IT doesn't matter what martial art you take as long as you stick to it.
>> Anonymous
>>466037

I thought we already discussed how Fedor loses to GWB
>> AN ANGRY GOD
Go to a dojo and get some trainings! Build up your core strength on your own as well.

Muay Thai - find a 100lb punching bag, use elbow, knee strikes, etc. If you can't lift the bag and hang it up you're not ready.

Aikido - art of balance, master of throws, etc. Why waste your energy beating someone when the untrained masses will put themselves off balance and hand you the fight?

Boxing - Sure it's more of a sport than a martial art the way they show it on tv, but good for core strength; and if someone is just starting shit and can't back it up a couple of solid slaps should make them think twice. If it's actually serious you switch over to the muay thai.

Krav Maga - Love this stuff but don't feel I have the tone for it anymore. Explosive powerful and deadly in the right hands. But you're not fighting in a war you're some punk kid on a playground being a fag.

Cardio - go outside and walk for miles until you can jog some, get a bicycle and focus on breathing strong and steady you fat sack of crap.

Best advice? whenever you leave your house, just DON'T BE A NIGGER. I've never gotten into fights outside of sparring in jujitsu etc. Sometimes someone steps on your toes but it's not worth it to slap him silly so let it go. Had someone steal from me, chased him down and he gave everything back without me laying a finger on him (i just slowly, calmly described what i was about to do to him.) Don't let people walk all over you but don't blow up at the slightest thing either - don't fight the loudmouth at the bar just calmly walk away and bang his sister.

There you go life lessons learned and now you are ready for being awesome. And the fights in movies - it depends on the movie... jet li has been doing that crap since he was 9 so his hands are faster than you can believe but even he gets hit with staffs/pool balls/etc. during filming.
>> Anonymous
>>465974
Obama won both the popular vote by a small amount and the electorial by a land slide, troll.
>> Anonymous
>>465974
A shining example of the failing public school system