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Hey, I'm 18 years on and am a senior in high school. There's a girl that I kind of like (she's cute not gorgeous or anyhting if you're wondering). I have known her for about 5 years. But it's not like we really talk or anything. We see each probably every Saturday for this youth group we're in.

however, we haven't really even talked more than a few words to each other in the whole 5 years. I have minimal girl experience (only had a GF in 11th grade, Highschool sex is nice :D). I was wondering if anyone had any tips to give.

I kinda feel like since weve known each other for so long and have barely interacted, that it might be too late/impossible to start a relationship? But MAYBE she likes me, basically I've only started to become interested because she asked someone if I started to work out (thanks /fit/ :D) because recently I've started to wear more form fitting clothing.

pic unrelated.
>> Anonymous
Ok OP, listen up and listen good.

First you need to get a barbell. Any barbell will do, as long as you can lift it. Then put a shit-ton of weight on each end. You can also use a heavy-ass dumbbell, this will work as well. Next, go up to this girl and start doing curlz in front of her and she'll be yours in no time.
>> Anonymous
>>335879
lol good post brah
>> Anonymous
Yeah. Far too late. Especially if she hasn't even spoken too you. She's not interested. 5 fucking years? And you're not a virgin? You're certainly as clueless as a virgin. Did you have sex with a disabled student?

But yeah. This is /fit/ so do some squats or fuck off.
>> Anonymous
>>335879
Better yet, just put a couple fingers in her vagina, like she's a bowling ball, and curl her.
>> Anonymous
>>335886
no but the girl I lost my virginity to, I just met last year. I dunno, for me it's easier to talk to new people. I do think that it's way too late with this broad.
>> Anonymous
a semi pro's tip: talk about food somehow. this has led me many times to:
"oh? you;ve never had so and so?"
"I've been getting around to trying it, but I'm really not sure about to order?"
????
Food Date
>> Anonymous
girl is a shallow whore.
isn't worth your time if she isn't cute/gorgeous.
sorry.
>> Anonymous
SQUATZ. Girls dig a properly developed lower body.
>> Anonymous
>>335918

>virgins advice

fix'd

>>335847

OP, what you need to do is find a mutual interest. That should not be hard being that you have know her for 5 years.

Then talk to her about it.

Example: Say she is wearing of a shirt of a band that you like go up to her and talk to her about. You just broke the ice. Now, you are at least an acquaintance of hers. After a few weeks of talking, ask her if she wants grab some lunch after youth group.
>> Anonymous
>youth group
more like fag group amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>335944

lol...nice
>> Anonymous
>>335918
that sounds fucking gay.

i haet guys like you.
>> Anonymous
>>335947
not really, the concept is decent.
>> Anonymous
>>335847

>only had a GF in 11th grade, Highschool sex is nice :D

pics or it didn't happen
>> Anonymous
soup /b/
>> Anonymous
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>>335964
she isn't drop dead gorgeous or anything but we had a decent amount of fun

she was vacationing in romania in the pic.