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Anonymous
Sup /fit/

I fucking want to beat the shit out of a stupid guy, I'm pretty muscular (1 year or so in the gym) 67 kg and 1'73 m but i have never been involved in a real fight, i don't know how to fight.

Soooo i want you to tell me some tricks or tips to fight, and a marcial art efective and fast to learn.
>> Anonymous
get steriods, put on another 30 pounds of muscle over the course of 6 months.

Then get a gun and kill him.
>> Anonymous
Kick him in the balls, gouge his eyes, scratch him and pull his hair.
>> Anonymous
Get a baseball bat. Practice on a bag for a little while. Fuck shit up.
>> Anonymous
How do you expect to avoid jail if you initiate the attack ?
>> Redhot !wJoMC4BYEY
Right so everyone else fails.
Fuck martial arts (btw l2spell). You want to beat someone learn some kick boxing/street fighting.
Learn how to stand, how jab, throw a punch, and hook. Keep your hands UP, that means around your head.
Be the first to throw a punch and you'll probably win unless he's accustomed to taking hits to the face.
Lastly, punch through his head, as if the target is the back of his head and you are punching through his face.

Good luck.
Post pics.
>> Anonymous
This guy is stupid right? Challenge him to a battle of wits. Maybe you'll cause him to have an aneurysm.
>> Anonymous
>>457646


kickboxing/ streetfighting = martial arts
>> Anonymous
You're here to win not to play fair. Do not go in a setup fight. Try to ambush him. Have a weapon (a blunt one you don't want to go to jail).
>> Anonymous
shoot him in the fucking head
>> Anonymous
If you really want to win you should go for the balls. That said, it takes a true douchebag to start a fight, so good luck with that. Douche.
>> Anonymous
Honestly, if I were in a fight with someone with a considerable physical advantage over me, and I had no chance of getting out (and no weapon), I'd punch him in the throat as hard as i could. 90% of people won't see it coming, it's not too hard to do, you don't need to hit very hard but it'll give you by far enough time to get out.

(2years kb/mt/boxing/bjj)
>> Anonymous
punch yourself in the face
>> Anonymous
Read this:
http://www.vrazvedka.ru/main/learning/ruk-b/fairbairn-01.shtml
>> Anonymous
>>457628

>I'm pretty muscular (1 year or so in the gym) 67 kg and 1'73 m

>pretty muscular 67 kg

>67 kg

Lol
>> Anonymous
Try to remember some of the basics of CQC.
>> Anonymous
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kick him in the balls
>> Anonymous
Learn to bite, you fucker, we're meant to fight that way.
Fight like an animal, don't show fear, you'll win.
>> gay
extend your left arm
curl right arm under left
rotate left arm in a circular motion
proceed towards your enemy
...
win fight
>> Anonymous
>>458439

extend your left arm
extend your middle finger...
>> Anonymous
>>457628
Challenge him to an interpretive dance battle.

DO IT, DO IT NOW.
>> Anonymous
Don't let him choke you out.
Because god knows what he's going to do with your holes.
>> Anonymous
Krav Maga.
>> Anonymous
>>458402
>>458402
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>457631

>Eye him in the balls, gouge his kick, pull him and scratch his hair.

Got that fixed for ya', bro.
>> Anonymous
Bite his penis off