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Family fail Anonymous
This had me seriously pissed when i found out. My mum bought this waste of space garbage for, wait for it....£400. W-T-F. She bought this because she wanted it and said she would use it, i was none the wiser until it arrived. Why my dad even agreed to pay for it is beyond logic.

2 weeks in, she whas used it once and claimed "my backs too sore to use it". She's not largely overweight, but could stand to drop 20lb. I told her this was absolutely useless for her, but blatently got told "shut up".

http://www.ijoyride.co.uk/ - info on this shit here.

Fucking women and their gullibility. I could have bought a decent set of free weights for a 1/4 of the price for that garbage.

Pic clearly related.
>> Anonymous
1/4 of 400 == 100.. dude you could have bought a set of free weights for less.. wtf does it do btw ? im too lazy to click the link, and too stupid to understand it from the pic..
>> Anonymous
you could of bough a decent set of free weights for 1/10 of that price
>> Anonymous
>>143257
with 400 you can go to the gym for like `400/(30*12)` years in here
>> Anonymous
>>143252
so basicly you're supposed to ride this and get toned muscles and lose fat ? WTF !
>> Anonymous
>>143256

Yea well, i didnt go into specific amounts and find the fraction, just stating its a load of garbage and £400 could have been alot better spent.

Its a "horseback ride simulator" /epic facepalm. I tried it out as i was curious and all i received were sore thighs and groin.
>> Anonymous
she probably rides it when you're gone to get off.
>> Anonymous
My mother has bought pretty useless expensive gimmicks before too (re-selling on e-bay *sigh*).

The girl in the intro video on the site is pretty hot O_O.
It's almost like a Sybian (sp?).
>> Anonymous
>>143270

Probably. I looked if there was a way i could turn it into some kind of high powered wanking mechanical robot, but nope, not unless i had a fleshlight & ductape.
>> Anonymous
In Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB4UOqFeaas
>> Anonymous
>>143295

Yea thats the gist of it. Utter shite, along with the "6 second abs" and the countless other marketing gimmicks brought out.
>> Anonymous
From what I can tell, those don't have shit on actual riding, I've been riding for 8 years, and those won't simulate things like balance around corners, and it doesn't look like it's got enough movement to simulate a canter anyways. I'd be interested to try one out if I knew somebody with one, just to see what it's like.
>> Anonymous
>>143327

Yea when it arrived i started searching for reviews. All i read was "this sucks, it is nowhere near a simulation". But god, £400 down the drain. If she had bought a home gym i wouldnt have been so pissy.
>> Anonymous
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>>143252
>story about his own mother's stupidity
>women and their gullibility
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X28xhFoHWNM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB1SezwtWyU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLjoBDLzbz4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qLg0-iCnd8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b117XCVTz5E
>> Anonymous
who the hell needs an ijoy ride?? if you have a girlfreind/boyfriend....get on top..and for free!! lol
>> Anonymous
Man, I need a juicer. Is this one worth it?