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Anonymous
Is fapping an exercise?
>> Anonymous
>>7918
yup. Go for a good jog, then fap.
>> Anonymous
oh god
just look at that fucking thing
it must be so chocolatey and delicious
>> Anonymous
It depends how much you fap. If you fap until your arms are sore, and you do it on both sides, I'd certainly say it's an exercise.
>> Anonymous
it gets your heart going, I guess.
>> Anonymous
>>7924
I just wanna melt that shit down and inject the fucking ashes into my eyes.
>> Anonymous
>>7922

How about fapping while jogging?
>> Anonymous
The strawberries on top are a nice touch.
>> maggiekarp !zZAADmFDGM
I guess if you hold yourself in a lunge position and really flail your ar- oh my god delicious cake must resist making such a thing at home
>> Anonymous
Fapping roughly burns 100 calories per session.

Not enough to count as exercise, I'm afraid.
>> Anonymous
>>8091
might as well just find a woman to fuck if you are considering that.
>> Anonymous
No. You're sitting. Besides, the more you fap, the quicker you die. Studies with Drosophila have shown that individuals who ejaculate more had shorter lifespans.