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Anonymous
Guys, a really hot girl wants to have sex with me on Monday. The problem is that I cum really fast. Like, I cum in 30 seconds, if that much.

I need help. I want to be able to fuck for atleast half an hour.

PS- Should I have posted this in another board?
>> Anonymous
picture unrelated, btw
>> Anonymous
Masturbate before you have sex.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, jerk off as much as you can before hand.

Also, keep the pace slow and use a condom that doesn't preach extra sensitivity.
>> Anonymous
>>453079

Jack off every day, I'm being completely serious.

I have gotten to the point where I can go for hours on end, and STILL not cum. However, it's not a good thing all the time, so I have to cut back on the fappan.
>> Anonymous
OP here.

I've been masturbating the most I could this weekend. I'm trying to spend all my sperm reserves. LOL

So yeah, I'll try to masturbate as much as I can, until my balls hurt and my dick can't cum.

But, isn't there anything else I can do?
>> Anonymous
Wear a condom and think of your grandmother.
>> Anonymous
You asked this already. Fuck off.
>> Anonymous
>>453110
My grandma is hot and i like the feel of condoms.

>>453115
No I didn't!
>> Anonymous
HIIT fap.
>> Anonymous
>>453079

The fact that you are thinking about this, and aware of this, means no matter what you do, you're doomed to fail. You'll know it as soon as you enter her vagina. You'll know I'm right.
>> Anonymous
>>453127
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCC-------------
>> Anonymous
>>453129

I'm sorry, but it's true.

You could always try some kind of amphetamine. I have no experience in the area, but apparently that makes you last forever. She might notice though ;)
>> Anonymous
>>453127
Fucking truth.

Last gf I had first time we had sex I wasn't thinking about it at all I just went for it. The next few times I was thinking deeply about how to last longer and came like fucking instantly. Don't fucking think about it JUST GET INTO DA VAGINA
>> Anonymous
OP here.

You know what's worse?
She hates foreplay. :/ Really, I'm fucked.
>> Anonymous
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start running over your last favorite instance run from WoW in your mind. You'll maintain your erection, have a happy smile, and your GF will never know the difference until you shout at her to heal.
>> Anonymous
>>453143
OP here.

First, I don't play WoW. But I'm quite good at Pokémon.

Second, she's not my GF. She's a girl who I met 2 months ago and recently we decided that we wanted to fuck.
>> Anonymous
Heh, and I thought not being able to cum for an hour or more was a problem. I cant imagine cumming in 30 seconds..

No seriously, you know how annoying it is when your girl wants a quickie but you need hours of sex to get off?

Dont fuckin think about it and just fuck her.
>> Anonymous
>>453151
OP here.

Well, it would be awesome if I could stay hard for an hour fucking.
>> Anonymous
>>453143

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THAT.

(Also, I did it a couple of years ago, when I used to play WoW. I quit a while ago, but I would replay Molten Core runs through my head to keep from cumming, lol.)
>> luv buddah
ok so here is what you do. you have today and tommorow to practice this, it will involve a bit of masturbating. This is, however the only natural way you will be able to do this, so have faith, and its really healthy.

You know how when you pee you can stop the stream? That is called your PB muscle (forgive me idont remember the latin). THis PB muscle can also contract to stop your prostate from busting that load.

SOoo heres what you do. Fap to some really nice porn (orrrrrr if thats against your religion just fap) but while you are doing this remember to breathe. In through your nose, out through your mouth. nice and slow. Go ahead and exhale really loud, that can help you remember to rrreeelllaaxxx. so anyways your fapping and breathing nice and steady and your like "oh im getting excited". Try contracting your PB muscle while breathing in and releasing it as you exhale (fapping hard the whole time).

so anyways, this breathing and contracting will stregnthen your PB muscle and you will realize oh wow im am more in control of my shit.

Next step is multiple orgasms (yes for males). you can achieve this by having a strong PB muslce to hold back that cum and breathing and imagining all your sexual energy leaving your cock'n;balls and goinging to your tummy.

Men can have the prostate contractions (orgasm) while not ejaculating. this is actually really healthy because that cum is full of good stuff that your body can reabsorb.

anyways this actually takes about a month of good practice to really master but you can last long really easy i can go for bout 45 mins if i so choose.
>> Anonymous
>>453148


Sounds like this is the lock on the ball and chain my friend. Get out while you can before you knock her up.
>> Anonymous
>>453158

I'm the same guy that said you will fail. However, I know from experience that>>453158speaks the truth. The reason I didn't mention it is that there' no way you'll be able to achieve these results by monday. None whatsoever. It takes a lot of work, but it is possible. In maybe like 3 months time.
>> Anonymous
OP here.

I'll exercise my PB muscle. And I'll do some squatz, I heard it helps.
>> Anonymous
it all depends on the girl you are with as well. Not all girls will like sex that lasts for hours, some for instance like foreplay and a quick fuck instead.
>> Anonymous
>>453178
OP here.

Well, this girl HATES foreplay.
And wants me to "take her to the top" only using my cock. Good fucking luck.
>> Anonymous
>>453180

Kiegal exercises. You can learn to hold it in and keep your erection, effectively allowing yourself to have multiple orgasms.

I had the same problem until I figured out how to do it naturally. google it.
>> Anonymous
>>453195
Isn't it Kegel?
>> Anonymous
>>453195

I remember dr drew mention once that holding in your ejaculate like that can lead to infection, since some of it stays behind and effectively festers.
>> Anonymous
OP here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise
>> Anonymous
assuming you aren't a troll. Masturbate like twice before the date/sex thing. Andwash after you masturbate, for everyone's sake.
>> Anonymous
>>453201

So then make sure you clean yourself out by fapping again. Sperm stays alive for 3 days which leaves you plenty of time to clear the tubes.

>>453200

Typo, 'I' is next to 'K.'
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premature_ejaculation
>> Anonymous
Some tips:
1. Think of something boring mid sex ... or disgusting. There is the possibility that you are just psyching yourself out when you have sex; this will mess with everyone from time to time.
2. When using a condom, one thing you can do is put on an inside one on top of the head. This way, head is less sensitive and you last longer.
3. You don't have enough time to get used to the feeling by jacking off so sucks for you. Best thing to do is to masturbate once or twice before you go to meet her. This way you will last longer and still be able to perform.
4. Use good positions. If you do something like lifting up her back a bit mid-missionary she will tighten up. Also, a good thing to do is reverse cowboy while you a sitting up. This makes it harder for a guy to finish and this also makes it so that you have two free hands to use on her (one up high and another down low).
5. Get very VERY good with your hands and tongue.
6. Sex is like scuba diving, you have to remember to breath and not get stressed out ... otherwise, you're fucked.
7. Learn to be as good at foreplay as possible.
8. Don't let your mind go blank.
>> Anonymous
Well fuck, if this guy tries all these tricks and gimmicks its almost as if he wants her to be the sole beneficiary of the sex. He should be able to enjoy it as well without having to think of disemboweled infants to keep his load in check.
>> Anonymous
>>453155
MINDHIVE

I calculate weapon dps and speed, and add attack power, then work out my max sinister strike/hemo/ambush/backstab crits. Of course, if I'm really struggling, I consider sinister calling, lethality, e.t.c e.t.c
>> Anonymous
How about you people just lern2selfcontrol.
Next time you fap, take your time over it. As you get to the point where you're about to cum, stop. Try and keep yourself on the edge for a while, each time, keep yourself at that point a little longer than the time before.
Eventually, you may be able to work up to an entire 15 minutes without blurting.
>> Anonymous
just come in 30 seconds like normal, then fake an orgasm for the next 40 minutes.