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Anonymous
Ok /fit/, let's talk anal itching

I'm a little worried about this, since I don't want to visit the doctor.
Not sure what caused it, but a couple of days before the itching started I tried to shove an unwashed nintendo 64 controller into my rectum. I used chapstick as lube.
It barely got in there because of its awkward shape, but I tried for a good 30 minutes to get it in there. I jammed my index finger up there instead, and tried to get two and three fingers in there as well.
Could this have caused some sort of trauma?
Can you guys recommend any remedies?
>> Anonymous
>>480569
Wtf is wrong with you?
>> Anonymous
my ass gets chapped when i'm on bagger at the grocery store in which i work.
how does i fix?
>> Anonymous
>>480590

Let's deal with the first problem first, shall we
>> Anonymous
Sounds like you hurt yourself a little and it's itching as it heals, just like anything does. Probably it will go away. Either that or you're not keeping clean, and the timing is a coincidence. You could moisturize.
>> Anonymous
Can the anus become irritated by frequent bowel movements? Because I've had to shit a lot lately
>> Anonymous
your anal itching is caused by parkour