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Anonymous
do you use the public showers at the gym?
naked?
>> Anonymous
Yes, thats the only way that I know of to take a shower.
>> Anonymous
Only insecure people and closet fags are afraid of public showers.
>> Anonymous
In fact, I even workout naked.
>> Anonymous
Yeah. But I can see why some people don't.

If you're buying a treadmill because you're too insecure to run outside...
>> Anonymous
i use the cubicle with a door because im insecure about my pen0r ;_;
>> Anonymous
I was going to once...
But then I got scarred for life when I saw this fat old lady walk out of the shower.
>> Anonymous
>>170172
What the hell is going on in the picture?
>> Anonymous
>>170345

He is taking a piss, wasnt it obvious?
>> Anonymous
>>170345
Stealth pissing while stretching out.
>> Anonymous
i do, too far to walk back to the apartment when im at school when your all sweaty
>> Anonymous
>>170350
Also, well hydrated.
>> Anonymous
>>170172

sometimes, if i bring my towel and flip flops. got warts on my feet from going barefoot so i wear flip flops now.

seriously though, i used to be afraid until i realized that my cock was just average, and there were plenty of tiny cocked men who showered naked so i was like meh
>> Anonymous
i go home to shower, but that's only because i'm a big pussy with a tiny dick
>> Anonymous
I don't shower at the gym because my house is 5 minutes away.

That and my cock shrivels immensely after lifting. I usually hang at like 4-5 inches... but after working out it looks like all the cock has been sucked out leaving this shrivelled little sack of skin.
>> Anonymous
Why wouldnt you just go home and shower? Or why dont you buy weights for home?
>> Anonymous
>>170455

because we aren't afraid of being naked in a gym locker room
>> Anonymous
>>170455

and because i dont have 2 grand laying around, OR a high enough ceiling in my basement to overhead press
>> Anonymous
itt we are afraid of what GUYS think of our COCKS...

what the FUCK
>> Anonymous
>>170465
Oh yeah, men haven't been concerned about what other men thought about their manhood since the beginning of time, no sir.
>> Anonymous
>>170465
girls bawwww about their boob size to
>> Anonymous
>>170385
> i do, too far to walk back to the apartment when im at school when your all sweaty

Why do you time your showers to coincide with my being sweaty? Fucking stalker.
>> Anonymous
>>170477
but guys dont walk around talking about their dicks to other guys... at least nobody i hang around with
>> Anonymous
>>170481
u hav beautiful body
>> Anonymous
i have a 5 inch dick while im hard :/
>> Anonymous
>>170496
beats my 4
>> Anonymous
>>170483

That's because you're a uptight faggot who doesn't spend much time around other guys and is socially awkward. Real men discuss each other's cock size all the time without being gay. Take me. I'm 6'4" 220 lbs and 32" waist. I get loads of women--who go nuts over my manly physique--way more women than you ever will, my friend, and I have an extensive circle of guy friends just like me... so we compare notes with each other a lot.

For example, last week, I was working out with my buddy Steve, who's about my size and level of bulkitude, but with even better striations on his cute little butt; and I was like, "Yo dude, that's an awesome cock!" So he pulled my dick out of his mouth to say thanks, when I grabbed his hips and flipped him upside down and began pounding his tight hole. God, I love that dude. No homo.
>> Anonymous
>>170508

I fucking lol'd
>> Loser
>>170508
Rofl.
>> Anonymous
>>170499
0.0
>> Margaret
>>170508
LOL!

That was great. Kudos to "no homo". Without that, you would have been screwed. Haha.
>> Anonymous
I don't shower at the gym cause I like to take looong, comfortable showers at home, not because I'm scared of men seeing my cocks.
>> Anonymous
>>170560
>cocks
>s

?
>> Anonymous
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>>170562
Yes, cocks.
>> Anonymous
I used to be fucking terrified about the gym shower. Now I don't give a fuck.

It helps that I have glasses so when I take them off, mens cocks are just blurry sausages.
>> Anonymous
I love showering at my universities gym. I feel so free and manly. Just don't look at anyone and let it all flop around, its like im a gladiator
>> Anonymous
>>170508
1/10, because no homo at the end otherwise not funny
>> Anonymous
>>170582
stop looking at my blurry sausage
>> Anonymous
>>170508

This is delicious icing on this delicious thread.
>> Anonymous
>>170508

dying with laughter as we speak
>> Anonymous
I prefer not to risk it with the various forms of footfungus and other nasty shit like that.

Also my cock is fine thx
>> Anonymous
>>170618
my cock tastes like shit
>> Anonymous
>>170624
My dick... kinda tastes like Jello.
>> Anonymous
>>170653

Maybe you should eat less Jello
>> Anonymous
>>170677
maybe he should fuck less jello
>> Anonymous
It's all pipes!
>> Anonymous
>>170653
CHAWKLIT REIGN
>> Anonymous
>>170677
>>170682
Jellomind
>> Anonymous
>>170508
schway
>> Anonymous
If you're paying for gym membership, and it includes free use of the showers, then why wouldn't you use it? As long as they have plenty of hot water. Water and energy cost money.
>> Anonymous
No way.

Too many faggots and discourteous/unhygenic people. I'm not going to risk getting herpes or walk in on a couple homos for the sake of saving a few cents on a shower.

I just dry the sweat off, change, and gtfo.
>> Anonymous
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no flip flops/zoris = this.

oh, and they HURT
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
flip flops are a must.
>> Anonymous
>>171360
>>171359
>>171357

Bend down and soap up your feet, you fucking slobs.
>> Anonymous
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Oh man, a teacher payed for my fat ass too go to the gym in 7th grade, and the asshole that took me never warned me about the contagious fungus in the showers, so I've had this cock sucking planters wart for six years now.

Pic related, I just took it.
>> Anonymous
>>171366
soap doesnt kill plantar warts
>> Anonymous
>>171357
>>171359
>>171360
holy fucking shit

those are warts, if you have those go to a doctor ASAP. I stepped on something while walking home (probably a splinter) and had those. They grow fucking INWARD. I waited for 2 months before going to the doctor. The infected tissue was taking root inside my foot. The doctor had to carve out a piece of my foot as deep as my thumb.

jesus fucking christ.
>> Anonymous
>>171383
my brother ignored his for 6 months and it went down to the bone. doctor told him it was most likely his new life partner but it can't hurt to try duct tape & Salicylic Acid lotion.

that was 10 years ago.

he still has them.
>> Anonymous
warts only grow cause you guys keep your feet in socks and shoes 99% of the time.

I keep my feet bare 99% of the time and warts have next to no chance to grow on my feet. Fungi are all about environment.
>> Anonymous
i had a plantawart on my hand was abit over half a centimetre square (round cbf circumfrence shit) whenever i went into the water for extended periods at a time 2hours+ it would swell with water over time i kept picking at it eventually gathered up the courage to rip it out, fuck it hurt

tough guy is tough etc
>> Anonymous
>>170508
OMG you managed to get me to wake my wife up with the roaring laughter.. fuck you man FUCK YOU!!!
>> Anonymous
>>171466

i don't believe you have a wife
>> Anonymous
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ITT: Your favorite training music

Shinedown, Justice, Boys Noize
>> Anonymous
I give a cold dead stare to anyone looking at my penis.

Then I get hard. sooo hard.
>> Anonymous
fuck no the gym shower is disgusting. i walk home after in my sweaty cloths and the breeze feels amazing. somtimes I go to work without showering. I still smell decent and girls want to sex me up.
Enjoy standing in runoff water and gazing at sweaty strangers penises
>> Anonymous
I don't shower at the gym....there are niggers.

My favourite training music? They play a lot of shit there, but the best is Eye of the Tiger (no one talks during it, everyone wants to bulk up) and lol: GHOSTBUSTERS THEME SONG! FUCK YEAH!
>> Anonymous
rock you like a hurricane - scorpions.
>> Anonymous
The best part is getting oogled by the old men roaming the shower area staring at you. I usually give them an extra show and soap up my penis & ass crack.
One guy waited in the parking lot and then drove up to me in his vette and asked if I wanted to go for a ride.
>> Anonymous
>>172892

;3
>> Anonymous
Showering in public; the best cure against insecurities.

I still don't do it though (gross), but I change openly.
>> Anonymous
I would never do it. Gym locker rooms are a hot spot for faggots. I have traumatic experiences from my childhood, and I just wont risk something like that happening again. For all those who are curious, no, I didn't get pooper'd, but once I was taking a leak at a public bathroom were apparently a lot of homos go for anonymous sex, this old man took the urinal beside me and was so blatantly staring at my cock it wasn't even funny. From that day on, I haven't left home without a knife.
>> Anonymous
When I started going to privatee gyms, I started showering in public. . one day, i just said fuck it. I hate walking around in my stinky gym clothes until I get home. I would rather just take care of it, then relax. I can take a quite thorough shower in about 5 minutes, and I always face the wall. I towel off, then wear the towel back to the locker, and discreetly change again. I mean, inside a giant shower room, it's no big deal, but in the locker area, I hate it when people got their hairy ass and wrinkled balls like 2 feet from your face. The worst was this dude who would sit totally naked in a chair that was provided for old people to tie their shoes and shit. that sucks. But seriously, I don't give a shit if there are gay guys around and crap. I just take care of my business, and so far everyone minds their own business.