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Anonymous
Ok, /fit/, i need to get stronger but i have limited equipement.

I killed a man and so i am jailed in a psychiatric institute for 6 months, when i get out i want to be ripped.

So what i have is a 10x10 meters room, padded walls, restraint suit.
I go out one hour per day to walk outside. There we have beach balls, some trees...
>> Anonymous
Work on uprooting the trees. Eat the beachballs. Thrash around in your cell.
>> Anonymous
>>235952
Woman.

inb4 there are no women on the internet.
>> Anonymous
>>235953
tits or gtfo?
>> Anonymous
I guess not, a shame really
>> Anonymous
also, no computer mentioned in your cell.

OP is a LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


>>235929
does uprooting trees really work?
>> Anonymous
>>235989
Yes. If you can uproot a tree, you are strong.
>> Anonymous
>>235993
any technique advice?

related: what types of trees should I start out on?
>> Anonymous
>>236003
Lift with your legs, otherwise you will throw out your back.

Start with small trees, new trees. Work your way up to bigger, older trees.
>> Anonymous
>>236007
so it doesnt matter what type of tree? i dont want one well rooted for when i start.

maybe I'll start out on the beach balls then work my way to small trees, or is that being a pussy?
>> Anonymous
>>236013
Doesn't matter. As long as it is small and young. The roots haven't developed a lot yet.

Yes, that would be being a pussy. Uproot the fucking trees.
>> Anonymous
honestly, plastic causes cancer. if you can find a beachball thats still made of something else, then eat that. if it's not plastic it's either cellulose of some type (fiber), or leather(protein). either way it wont give you cancer, and is good for the diet.
>> Anonymous
>>236026
ok.

I'll just get something in my head so I RRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEE and then I'll start fucking up the neighborhood trees.
>> Anonymous
>>236047
Good deal.
>> Anonymous
>>235927
Wow usually when people kill other people they get sent to jail to be assraped by Bubba and the large black man in the next cell called Khalim.

Getting ripped in there is mandatory.

But I suppose beach balls and hour-long strolls are good motivation too.