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Anonymous
Dear /fit/,

I suck.

I really want to join the military because it has been something that pretty much runs in my family (dad was a pilot in the AF, grandfather was a Marine in WWII, all my uncles are either Marine or Army.. Same with my cousins, and my brother is a NAVY SEAL).
The ONLY thing that is holding me back from joining is my stupid piss shy problem. I'm in great physical shape and very healthy, but for some reason I just have a hell of a hard time peeing on command or peeing when there is another person in the bathroom, especially a public bathroom.

Usually I only get pee shy when there is another person in the bathroom with me and it's very quiet.. I can go sometimes if there is a good bit of noise (like at concerts or events).

Does anyone else have to deal with this crap? I try to block everything out and relax when I'm in a public bathroom, but it just doesn't work and I take forever.

I've heard that there are actually quite a bit of people who go into the military who share the same problem.. But I think as long as I drink only water while I'm at basic all the time and as long as the bathrooms have some sort of noise and not completely silent, I could be able to get a stream going.

I just wish I could pee on command like some people so I can hurry up and join >:O
>> Anonymous
faggot
>> Anonymous
You'll get over it by thinking of it as just business.
>> Theodore Roosevelt
You'll get over it by having your DI threaten to kill you and eat your family if you don't.
>> Anonymous
I was always piss shy and had no problems at basic training. Generally unless you are going in the middle of the night lack of noise is not a problem.
>> Anonymous
>>348106

So?

Go to basic, drink water, hold it all in because you're a big girl... then piss your pants at a random point.

After the laughter dies down, you'll be cured.
>> Anonymous
You could always not support the killing of innocents by not fucking joining the army?
>> Anonymous
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>>348185

Haha what a fag
>> Anonymous
>>348185
because ALL terrorist groups are innocent people amirite?
>> Anonymous
You sound like a giant pussy, best not to join the army
>> Anonymous
>>348214
Because the ONLY people that get killed in bombings and attacks on foreign countries are terrorists.
inb4 flamewar
>> Anonymous
>>348247
too bad the majority of bombings in those countries are by its own people.

OH WAIT I FORGOT. I'M SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW WHAT I READ ON THE INTERNET AND SEE ON THE NEWS NETWORKS :O

faggot
>> Anonymous
Fully understand what you are doing when you join the military.

You are agreeing to follow orders. Your orders could very well include killing people at some point. Military action is responsible for killing many, many innocent people while trying to kill the enemy. This goes for the american military as well.

Understand that you may be responsible for killing innocent people and you can't fall back on the saying of, "I was just following orders".

You have a choice. The choice to kill innocent people is made when you join the service.
>> Anonymous
>>348303
True, but also remember that this Republic wouldn't last a single day longer if it wasn't for the military. /r/ing George Orwell quote about rough men doing violence on our behalf etc.
>> Anonymous
>>348279
So what you're saying, is that American bombs and American soldiers have never killed a single non-combatant?

Also, lol'ing at a thread about being pee shy turning into a political argument about the military.
>> Anonymous
>>348303

Pull your nuts out of your mouth, please.

1) This is motherfucking /fit/

2) His question didn't come anywhere near involving a moral dilemma about killing brown people who may or may not have done something to deserve it

3) Your orders will ALWAYS be to save innocent life where possible when you're in the US army. If they're not, all you have to do is tip off the media and you'll be a national hero.

TO THE FUCKING POINT OF THE POST, you'll only have difficulty pissing when you're not drinking enough, in my experience. I had the same problem as you until I started making sure to drink 2+ liters of water per day. Now I rarely, if ever, have to force myself to piss when I feel the need to. It just comes, as well it should.
>> Anonymous
JOIN AND GO TO BUD/S

YOU CAN JUST PEE IN YOUR PANTS DURING TRAINING

FEELS GOOD MAN
>> Anonymous
>>348303
troll detected

>>348106
my advice to you, join, and kill as many people as theyll let you

and piss youself