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timbo timbo
yo what's up niGGaZ & NiGeTTeS
stop!
the yearis :2008
week:28
time:timbo time!
the legend begins
if all ya'll didn't heared about me it's about fuckin time man so lemme break it down for all ya'll sucka hateaz.
blessed are the TRU followaz of da timbo method it takes corage 2 be successful patience is tha foundation that lays good LyFe while DeTerMaTion is tha strong FAcToR that equip u wit the fortune of life i LuV u ALL now let us begin the session

ask me antyhing. tru playa tru powa. keep rollin, shout outs 2 all my lean back, stop, drop, rock 'n rollin NiGGaZ @ da CLuB.

keep improoving your skillz and CU @ da CLuB
TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(for international solidarity, social justice, democracy and PEACE)
>> Anonymous
Hey timbo long time no see man! I was gonna ask, how do you keep a conversation with a girl you like cause i keep on running out on what to say and it sucks. it just becomes really awkard after that point help please!
>> timbo timbo
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aight i messed that one up its [[week 48]] nigGaz.
i musta traveled TRU TIME again i cant help it with these dance SKiLLz,
2 timbo 2 furious

TIMBOOOOO
>> Anonymous
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TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> timbo timbo
>>471232
yo? just talk to her like u'd talk to one of ye boys.
don't try 2 impress or interview her that shit is lame
u gotta learn da conversation skillz.
but communication is only 7% verbal anyway so work on your body language first like don't have your hands in your pocket 'n shit, don't lean in too much
>> timbo timbo
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>>471238
ey man did u make that?

u are hired
cu @ da CLuB.

TIMBOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
>>471242

oh so then what would be some body language things then?
>> timbo timbo
>>471245
aight u gotta look confident
keep yo chin up.
take up space don't stand like this [][] but more like this \ / don't have your hands in your pockets or behind u or crossed in front of u and jeep eye contact

both verbal and non verbal communication can be trained but u need 2 become self-aware (not self concious) about this shit.
basically u wanna come across as a sexual threat and not some shy dude
>> Anonymous
>>471255

thx mang you really are the shit when it comes these things
>> timbo timbo
>>471255
*keep eye contact
eye contact is most important son
but there are many nuances to the art of bodylanguage i cannot get into because it's something u have to see for yourself look @ the successful guys/ alpha males see how they carry themselves @ da club etc or a james bond movie (just his bodylanguage tho his verbal shit is 2 stiff)

ur not gonna be goin from noob to conversation KiNg in a week u gotta train that part of your brain it's like verbal kung fu man u gotta see the dynamic i mean i can already see the replies i'm gonna get it's almost like time travel 'n shit so dl urself some conversation torrents/audiobooks or just talk 2 alot of people and u'll come up with shit 2 say more often (don't talk about obama tho)
>> timbo timbo
>>471262
smile but don't keep this fake grin on yo face all the time like this:
OH REALLY? :D
YEA THAT"S AWESOME ME TOO :D
'n shit. that's pretty WACK son.
>> gay
timbeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>> timbo timbo
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>>471265
a good handshake is also important
i think this would help alot of guys:
there's a book called body language written by alan pease u should be able to find a copy


TIMBO
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>471300

lmao
>> timbo
disregard this I suck cocks
>> Anonymous
>>471317

Fail


(for international solidarity, social justice, democracy and PEACE)
TIMBO!
>> Anonymous
Hey timbo, why do they call you timbo?!
>> Anonymous
>>471327
it wasn't me, it was sponge, I swear!
>> Anonymous
>>471276
yo timbo, thx for the tip

you also got rapidshit of this? torrent is kinda slow
>> Anonymous
Hey TIMBO; long time admirer, first time poster - do you have a website with all your advice on? Sure could do with it.

Thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>471346
Care to link to torrent?
>> timbo timbo
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>>471317
yo i got no problem with tha gays. so go become gay if u feel that is your purpose
so that i can have more chicks. fair enough?

>>471300
yo i got no problems with da chinese. they got tha shaolink temple n shit and
remember most shit in your house is made in china

>>471333
yo i got no problems with sponge he doesn't post in my threads often

>>471346
yo i got no problems with my torrents i use utorrent

with that said i got no problems and i respect all living beings and i'm all about imrproooving ur SkiLLZ. always me merciful and keep buddha in your heart and there will be no difference between us

TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(no problem! just timbo! keep rollin ©2009 NiGGaZ)
>> timbo timbo
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>>471405
u underestimate the internet son
i could link u to torrent aka the fish but instead i'll teach u how 2 fish urself so u never hungry .

u know what ur problem is there are things you r not aware that you don't know that is to say, you are ignorant of the true extent of your IGnoRaNCe. for example, a NiGGa could know that he aintt know Pi @ three hundred digits, but there will be specific aspects of say multi-dimensional mathamethic shizzle he unaware of that he hasn't the answer to, because he didn't even realise that there was a question of that sort to answer if you see what i mean nigga

let's say u know SOME of ur weaknesses, for example fashion/bodylanguage/voice tonality/or whatever makes u insecure i promise u there will be a boo or ebook or audiobook or whatever about it and u got no reason not to google for such thing
knowing thyself is PoWEeer.
it's all out there man, u just have to google for it. everything is free on the internet :-)


TIMBOOOOOOOOOO
>> timbo timbo
>>471418
tl;dr
imagine urself @ level 9999
what would u look like? dress like? sound like? carry yourself? etc.
work on those things individually
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, timbo is the best tripfag in the world. I'm surpised there isn't any shit made of tribute towards him.
>> timbo timbo
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>>471425
enter the world of timbo the most charming and timbomatic man on the planet called earth .
TIMBO, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who cannot dance.
>> Anonymous
TIMBOOOOOOOOO

I've noticed as you posted more and more on 4chan, you started to use more and more "geek speak" you could say...Like "tl;dr" and telling us to imagine ourselves at "level 9999".

You're talking about torrents and kung fu and Chinese buildings or something I don't even know about. What's up with that?
>> timbo timbo
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>>471448
yo im tryna talk in yur language son u better start appreciatin or go back 2 masterbatin my skillz be tru regardless of language son.

?????? tryna yo im ? appreciatin ?????? ????? u ????? yur ????? ?????? ??? ???? ????? masterbatin 2 ??? skillz tru ?????????? ?? ????? ?????.

yur?????u????????appreciatin?yo im?tryna??????masterbatin??skillz????????????????t
ru???2??

il colloquio di tryna di yo im appreciatin di inizio del figlio u di lingua del yur in migliore o va indietro masterbatin che 2 il mio skillz è tru senza riguardo al figlio di lingua
>> Anonymous
>>471465

Oh shit i lol'd when timbo started talking russian
>> Anonymous
>>471418
Thanks Timbo. You are great!
>> timbo timbo
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aight i gotta go 2 guitar class man holla @ me if u need more KnOwLiDGe

TIMBOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
>>471425
timbo is a namefag, not a tripfat, gaffot
>> Anonymous
>>471465
timbo ur japanese totally blew my ?
>> Anonymous
TIMBOOOOOOOOO DO YOU WATCH TV OR MOVIES? WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE ONES? IM TRYING TO GET WIT A GIRL AND WE GONNA SEE A MOVIE OR COME TO MY PLACE AND WATCH SOME TV I DUNNO WAT 2 DO NIGGA. ALSO YOU KNOW ANY GOOD MUSIC TO SET THE MOOD?

PS WHY DO THEY CALL YOU TIMBOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
timbo what are some activities I can do with my girl to make our relationship exciting again?

I'd rather not take her to the club because I can't dance and other niGgaz will be tryin ta pick her up.
>> Anonymous
timboooooo u are aWesSomE.
Let em haters hate, bitches are jUst jEalOuS of your StYlE.

TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(for international solidarity, social justice, democracy and PEACE)
>> timbo timbo
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>>471522
yo son i don't watch tv but i got one.
as for movies i ocasially watch some old kung fu shit i love trashy B movies like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-pmpnyiuKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThpdB-W89gg

imagine watchin that shit with timbo + some buddies that shit is dopeeeeeee

i usually watch Purple Rain with the chicks that movie is dope. Don Juan the marco also sets the mood but purple rain is deadly son.
i also watched The Machine Girl once (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSpCWJnnWVI) it's a japanese kill bill ripoff with no story at all and i still watched it with a chick. so what happens, we made out more than actually watching the movie. shit we didn't even see the ending cause we gettin all sweaty and oh shit man dawg why must u remind me of these things now i need 2 make some phone calls

as for music. man this is the best cd in the world.. 2 cd's actually. Lounge For Lovers vol 3.
nigga that shyt is hot, when i got those 2 cd's on shuffle/repeat it's all automatic dawg plus if she agreed 2 come 2 ur crib she's already attracted to u. tell her she must cook for u :)
lol. and if she can't cook, cook something together. by the time dinner's done u'll be makin out n shit son.
u know how to escalate from a kiss 2 da pussy right? cause it's about 2 happen 4 u son. if u need to know more son holla @ the timbo
>> timbo timbo
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>>471543
>>timbo what are some activities I can do with my girl to make our relationship exciting again?

FIRST u should make yourself more exciting and not your relatinship.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hobbies
let the bitch come 2 YOU! make yourself valuable/interesting lol

if u insist on something to do together go take salsa classes together, or rumba or zouk or mambo.. that kinda spanish dancing shit u know, gets them all horny and daaaaaamn son
u'll be gettin extra classes @ home if u know what i mean if u both sign up hehehehe u betta recognize son.


THA TIMBO METHOD.
>> Anonymous
Hey Timbo, I fucked my friends friends ex-girlfriend and I'm really fucking sorry. How do I make it up for him? :<
>> Anonymous
''let the bitch come 2 YOU!''
Its almost scary how true Timbo is sometimes :P
>> Anonymous
>>4717477

Yo timbo how DO you escalate from the kissin to the pussy do you just go w/ the flo or something?
>> Anonymous
TIMBO!

I fucking missed you man! Where the fuck have you been?

Anyway, I'm really unhappy with the state of Warlocks in Wrath of the Lich King; I feel as though every other class brings more to the table now! (Well, maybe not Hunters)

I don't have time to re-roll!

What should I do?!
>> timbo timbo
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>>471755
friend of a friend of a friend of a friend?
shit, u just took some free pussy and now u gettin all emo 'n shit she's his ex for a reason dawg probably been sleepin with other niggaz besides u so don't be trippin but go get some more hoes man stop thinkin about this shit
and if your friend of a friend of a friend keeps being a noob stop talkin 2 him man. go out CLuBBiN. hook him up with some of ur spare chicks from MySPaCe

>>471757
TRU PLAYA
TRU TALK
TRU TIMBO

TIMBO
(da truth~~)
>> timbo timbo
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>>471764
so heres wassup ya'll niuggaz sticky this cause its the timbo method
u make out with her succ her tongue/lips whatever just get her horny keep the kissin goin its important 2 keep the kissin goin while followin all the TiMbo stepz
so let tha games begin
u stroke her stomach remember ur still making out u go down a lil son u know stroke near dat panties n shit then stop for a second go sideways stroke the thighs a bit and the inner thighs n shit, then around da PuSsy but dont touch it yet go up the stomach again and then again 2 the pussy WOOP WOOP now u can finger her remember ur still making out so finger her and pull her panties down or destroroy them or somethin man but dont bother pulling them all the way down but after a little while take off all her clothes n shit and then it's time 4 u 2 take off ur gundam armor also , put on a funky rubber and do the whoopty woop for 4 hours str8 niGGa

>>471767
if u play WoW
You should A) Rest at your place of residence instead of visiting venues of dance and entertainment.
B) Have your life be terminated.
C) Quit WoW.

what do u think?
-TIMBOOOOOOOOO

ONLY WITH THIS METHOD CAN U RISE!
HOLD ON TO THAT VISON IN YOUR EYES
>> Anonymous
>>471823

obvious imposter is obvious
>> Anonymous
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>> timbo timbo
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nope that shit is 4real i swear son
how do u veryyfi da realness of my illest PoSts anywayz NiGGa u got a TimBoMeTer or somethang

lol oh shit~~
best not be dissin my posts for having grammar in them i mean grammatical skills R @ my disposal if deemed neccesarry son it depends on the level of the threat and woW is a huge thread 2 your balls

TIMBOOOOOOOO
>> timbo timbo
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>>471852
aight so what movie is this from
Politician:YOU CAN'T JUST ATTACK BISON OUT OF THE BLUE! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND! ?
Guile: No sir. You, have lost your balls!
>> `
TIMBO. I am in college and dating a real hottie, but i've found that having easy pussy is making me become less social at parties. After all, what's the point in spitting game if you already have a girl? How can I regain the enthusiasm and excitement that I had when I was single?
>> timbo timbo
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>>471883
do the opposite of course.
be more social at parties or go to parties without your girl

don't stop seeying your friends just because u got a girl now, cause once u guys split up ur friends will be long gone cuz u never had time

on the other hand u got free pussy now so stop complaining


TIMBOOOOOOOOOOO
>> `
>>471898
Timbo, you of all people should know that having a girlfriend isn't "free pussy". On the contrary, maintaing a relationship with a girl is quite expensive.
>> `
>>471907
A CHALLENGER APPROACHES
>> `
>>471898
this is not the real Timbo
>> timbo timbo
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>>471907
i did not mean monetary value my friend i'm talking about time/effort which are of value as well for any self respectin playa. that being said get a girl that isn't a golddigga. healthy relationship consist of 2 (or more) individuals fulfilling each other and strengthening each individual. no leechin son!
i get pussy 4 free. cuz
i don't go to movies, i watch dvd's
i don't go to restaurants, i make bitches cook
shit if u get her on the pill u don't even have to buy goddamn condams son!! SHIT IS CHEEEEEEEEAP.
TRU POWA.
TIMBO.
ECONOMY.
TIMBONOMETRY
>> Anonymous
why is your name timbo it doesn tsound like a real name
>> Anonymous
>>471973

oh and what if i cant dance?
>> Anonymous
if u could hit da club with anyone in history dead or alive who would it be...choose 3 people timbooooooooo this is like fight club but its da club
>> timbo timbo
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>>472000
>>if u could hit da club with anyone in history dead or alive who would it be

1.(alive, i have actually achieved this once it was awesome) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5IznR32do4

2.(dead)
vid 1:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snDGTcYOyk&fmt=18
vid 2:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P2hoO088lc

3.(dead) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFTxqMg-OKQ


TIMBOOOOOOO
(CLuB KiLLa)
>> Anonymous
>>472041

You didn't answer my questions Timbo, what if I can't dance? And why are you called Timbo?
>> Anonymous
>>472041
is this the real timbo?

if so, I have lost complete faith in you.
>> timbo timbo
>>472052
dude i have done this over and over and over
if u can't dance

u should A) stay home instead of clubbin
B) die

what do u think?
-timbo

ps my friends call me timbo
cause i was in one of justin timberlake's videos
bustin some moves
in case u wanna say i can't dance n shit

TIMBOOOOOOOOO

>>472054
dude, 1. Steffan "Mr Wiggles" Clemente is one of the world's greatest dancers. 2 nobody made a club entrance quite like Falco he was super eccentric and Robert Palmer's bodylanguage/clothing style was perfect 4 da CLuB. sure i could fill in like bruce lee or some shit 2 beat niGGaZ up @ tha club but it's all about status, style, skillz and bringin that sexy 2 da CLuB

4s Style yo
if u lose faith in me
you should A) re-evaulate your life as a whole
cuz i'm the only man who can save u
B) die
TiMBOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
I'd go with Hitler, Rommel and Himmler.
>> Anonymous
fools should never doubt timbo TIMBO FOR Lyfe
>> Anonymous
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Timbo ma man, I am in need of your wisdom.

The issue is relating to da ladies.

Pic attemptin to illustrate ma attempt at this first time academic relationship.

Recently I began university after taking some time off. Began hanging out(not in da club..) with a group of da student types. Now, I must be mentioning that much of my new esteemed university is da crazy azns and many other smart niggas. Some people have experience, my friend, many do not. Of course it is often difficult to tell what shit is exactly goin down at any given time. I seem to be straying from da point.

As I wuz sayin, people here are very multicultural and diverse. I’m hangin and studyin wid some people I knew from hih school and others like me.

Have never had a girlfriend, but have moved out and worked and travlled more than everyone else. Da chick I was likin is in a very similar situation and past as me. Since I been hanging out with this group of geeks I’ve been slightly dominatin and feelin proud an happenin.

So this girl is also a virgin but has had a little bit of action in da past. She’s very flirtatious and outgoing, but oftn a little bit nervous when it comes to guys. She still lives wit her parents and maintains an impressive GPA and is pretty smart.

Seein da irony in da situation is dat she is majorly into da salsa. However I cannot danse at all. Besides the fact she be also very well endowed in the chest area, but with nice proportions. Definitly I am attracted to her since she damn gorgeous, but of course a bit nerdy. Howeva, liking dis kind of bird is all up in ma prerogative.
>> Anonymous
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hanging with her for a while with da group and in ma classes, I ask her out very confidently for coffee sometime. Problem is she is very busy, wit da 4 hour labs an shit. Using da retrospective hindsight bias it appears she wuz possibly intimidated by ma good self. For one day I was takin da bus with her an trying to make sum conversation, but was nervous an we had a hard time feelin da feelin of ease.

Next day she sends a message on Facebook sayin, I’m sorry I couldn’t say dis in person, I’ve thought about it an I don’t think this coffee thing is a good idea.
I reply wid, dats no prob, it be alright. I just wanted to get to know you better and I think it was a bit impulsive. So take it easy and no hard feelins.
She reply wit – thanks for bein cool abou it, it’s easy to get to know people in our group. Cya later.


I feel aright abou dis development, since then I been dropping by da group casually. She seems a bit awkward, but I know I have made a good impression wit her friends as well. We handled da matter decently and discretly, but things are still changed between us.

Since you may be da only man who can save me, I wanna see wat you hav to say on dis subject and situation.

Maybe time for me to forget abou her, luckily I’m fairly decent-lookin an have a certain mystique about maself. Unfortunately, I may have come across as too much of a playa or crazy boy. Tryin to be modest and friendly since. Still important that dis girl does not party – in da club or elsewhere, not very mucha t leas.t she also not be drinkin too much alcohol. But like, we are all just turned drinkin age and still live wit out parents. So sorta an interesting situation.

TIMBOOOO 4 LIFE
– SHOW ME SOME LOVE BROTHA
>> timbo timbo
>>472207
my brotha my man i got yo back son so listen

Q- What is one-itis?
A- One-itis is defined as an infatuation with another individual who does not return those same feelings. One-itis victims can usually be seen pining over a single individual, constantly overanalyzing every situation, and asking his friends what he can do "to get this girl". One-itis is generally seen a malady because the "relationship" in question does not produce similar feelings from all individuals involved.

Q- How do I get over my one-itis?
A- Women tend to get over a guy when she's away from him. Men, on the other hand, have intensified feelings about a girl when she's around. You know what this means, right? Do the girl ritual.
>> timbo timbo
>>472214
Step 1- Delete her number and name from her cell phone. If she calls, tell her you "have to do ---. I'll talk to you later."
Step 2- Rid yourself of any pictures of her. Throw them in a deep closet. You're only defeating yourself by keeping them around.
Step 3- Delete your e-mail transactions and her messager screenname, in addition to any online connections that you may reach her at. Don't block her. You don't hate her; you just don't care anymore. She is not a special vagina.
Step 4- Avoid places that she frequents for a period of time. If you work with her, that's your fault for getting involved with your ****ing coworker.
Step 5-You're not angry at her; you're just moving on to bigger and better.
Step 6- Surround yourself with friends. Sarge immediately. NOW you position yourself to GFTOW.

Q- But she's special; she's different; she's perfect for me.
A- As of the last census, there are 6.5 billion people in the world. As the rough percentage of women is 53% of the total population, there are almost 3.5 billion women out there. Are you telling me that you just coincidentally tripped and fell into "the one"? There's a statistically higher chance of being struck by lightning three times than that being your "one special girl".
>> timbo timbo
>>472218
Q- Then why is she "perfect" for me?
A- Because males tend to rosetint and accentuate positive characteristics of women they feel they have a chance with. Try being critical of her one day. Notice how she doesn't shave her arms, or how she sports lovehandles, or has no common sense.

Q- Why do I feel that I have a chance?
A- She was either nice to you once or is still nice to you, but won't have sex with you because she likes feeling wanted. Thus, she likes having you around so that she can feel sexy, but she's not going to have sex with you. I've seen it work ONCE. ONE TIME. That's a single instance out of hundreds. Don't take the risk. Don't feed her ego and kick yourself in the balls day in and day out. Her bowel movements don't smell like lilacs. She's not special. You, on the other hand, are special, because when you realize that you can get ANY girl, one single girl means nothing to you.

Q- Why is one-itis bad?
A- Because a normal, healthy relationship consists of two (or more) individuals fulfilling each other and strengthening each individual. One-itis is one individual improving their confidence at the expense of another person. You can do better.
>> timbo timbo
>>472220
Q- How can I make sure I never get one-itis again?
A- Unlike what you would normally do in most situations (stop talking to women altogether), the goal here is to remain in contact with as many women as possible. This allows you to keep a "there's always more fish in the sea" perspective. Experience a lot of women, have sex with them if you choose, and attempt to hold a MLTR (multiple long term relationship). Try and balance two or three girls at the same time.

Q- So if I forget about her and move on, then I'll get her?
A- Get that out of your mind. Time and time again, I've seen buddies who only go after girls in hopes that the girl he's "forgotten" about will get jealous and chase him. Not gonna happen.

...and if it does happen, once you come around, she'll drop you again in seconds. Accept the inevitability that she has to be tossed aside.

PS GFTOW means go fuck then other women


TIMBOOOOOOOO
good luck bro.
>> Anonymous
Very informative an appreciated, thanks ma brotha.
>> timbo timbo
>>472207
on hindsight i think here's where u fucked up, u probably didn't tease her enough like u would with one of your guy friends, and u didn't escalate the comfort/touching enough

but all women are different, she could be legitemately busy or self concious about her chest of genitals

u know she already messed around? so u talked sexual shit with her man wtf did u do next talk about obama or something? conversation musta taken a wrong turn somewhere lol

u moved out of your parents place this is a huge advantage u could have easily had her @ the beginning but u waited too long imo
oh well on to the next
>> timbo timbo
>>472236
rejection is part of life my son we are hard wired with this emotional response because thousands of years ago if u got rejected u would die alone (tribal community style yo)
the best guys out there fear rejection but guess what rejection is good it makes us stronger so keep imrooooving ur skilzzzzzzz man imma cu @ tha CLuB~~

TIMBOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
holy shit. i've been laughing at this for almost 1 hour now. best 4chan thread ever.
>> Anonymous
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Nah, it’s all dat we are quite open about da topics of masturbation an sex…talking as a group all da time in between doin our papers and problems.

Pic related ma brotha…it’s a measurement an illustration of ma likes for a classy sexy an well educated upper class cumdumpster.

She’s very busy, but also not very mature abou dating, but neither am i..

Never even got to touchin an gropin an lovin an huggin an squeezing an stylin
-especially no even dancing

Thankfully she not be too religious or political. Very much like myself.

Very much was feelin it when I asked her out, she be realizing that we both be a bit nervous…howeva, like you said important not to delude ma self inta thinking dat she be ever gonna be wit me.

Wise words abou da evolutionary perspective but ma bortha I have heard that historical part a bit before.

Didn’t wait too long in da askin…was moved out for a year to anotha province ma brotha. Up in da cold, frigid mountains gave me a perspective for da chance and a taste for da pussy.

Da game ain’t ova yet…already getting ova her but will manage to keep a respectable image wit da people around..she is somewhat special a least in ma books.

We just gotta play it cool ma negro an eventually I will gain exp, an luckily at ma uni there are many otha fish in da sea,… large population percentage difference, amny more females dan da males. An da azns got nuttin on ma in a department of dese females cause dey cannot speak ma language. It’s like a respective, separate kingdom, yo.

So ya we take it easy and go on some skiiin trips and get to know each other betta..
Yea I have been maintainin ma relationships wit da otha birds in ma classes, very chill places to be.
>> Anonymous
Cool story, bro.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
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if u want 2 ask mo qUestIOnS

u should A) add mY spAcE (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=432334680)
B) die

what do u think?
-timbo

ps my friends call me timbo
cause i was in one of justin timberlake's videos
bustin some moves
in case u wanna say i can't dance n shit

TIMBOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
>>472267
I fucking just came bullets!
>> timbo timbo
     File :-(, x)
if u ask mo queStIoNS

u should A) add my SpACE
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=432334680
B) die

what do u think?
-timbo
>> Anonymous
don have myspace ma brotha...it's all good, was a one tiem deal, good stuff
>> FAGGOT
this shit is geting ridiculous it was funny when timbo posted that one thread full of win but now with the crappy trolls trying to get into the action it's dogshit
>> Anonymous
man, i hope that you are not seriously callin me a troll. it would actually be a bit flattering considering that this is one of the first times i have actually posted on 4chan.
i generally think it is a waste of effort to contribute, i usually just read and get as many cool pictures as i can, i don't need to constantly put my worthless opinion out there.\
but i had a legitimate concern for da timbo.
also, who rally cares what happens to da thread, it can stay for as long as it can...
>> timbo timbo
     File :-(, x)
>>472324
lol yo that myspace is fake dont'fall for it NiGGaz why would i put the same shit there that i put @ this thread man ya'll all NiGGaz trippin besides u gonna fail when some chicks gon msg u son u can't keep up the fake timboness they know which timbo is da TRU playa

plus i'm much older than 18 son
and those are some nasty ass women @ your page

that being said i laughed my ass off son
TIMBOOOOOOOOOOO
>>472365
i can't help it these people jealous of my cash money cars clothes dance moves ho's clubbin rollin style.

god bless u all and god bless da CLuB.
>> Anonymous
>>472473

Yo Timbo, if you're ever in the Tampa Bay area you and me and my niggaz gotta hit up Ybor!
>> Anonymous
yea pretty hilarious he made all that effort to make that myspace
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Picard is second only to this thread

and of course

TIMBOOOOOO
>> timbo timbo
     File :-(, x)
>>472514
aight in all seriousness dat shit really made me laugh .i would never put that shit on a tru page lol

alot of work went in2 that shit even if it was copy paste so respect for supportin me 'n all that but all jokes aside i hope u learnin something from me every time cuz trust me after those nuclear bombs hit its all about PuSSy and survival SKiLLz

this ain't no game son

TIMBOOOOOO
>> timbo timbo
>>472543
aight im off 2 bed
a) i ran out of pics
b) i'm tired)
c) die
thank u all 4 a funky time i luv u all
i wish u the best in all ur undertakings
keep improving yo SKiLLZ, i got your back

TIMBOOOOOOOO
(ONe MaN CaN MaKE A DiFFeRENCe. Be ThAT MaN or DiE~~)
>> Anonymous
PEACE BROTHA
>> Anonymous
Keep this thread up guys i wanna see it tommorow.

TimBOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> sage
sagesasagesaegs
>> sage
sagesagesage
>> Anonymous
upkeeping...
>> Anonymous
and again
>> Anonymous
no need to worry too much i guess, this is /fit/ after all
>> Anonymous
>>472324
Holy shit he has myspace! This thread just became legendary.
>> Anonymous
>>473525

he said like 5 times it was a fake gtf0 now
>> Anonymous
woop woop?
>> Anonymous
...
>> Anonymous
cmon guys, timbo comes and goes, and yall gotta appreciate it when he comes.


TIMBOOOOOOOOOO
>> timbo timbo
     File :-(, x)
yo i wuz actually gonna tell more DeTaiLz about me like where i from n shit maybe DRoP some pics and some of my music u know work on our relation shit connect on a higher level cuz u my DaWGz man bark with me right now if u my dawg???? ARUUUUUUUUUU
but with NiGGaz runnin around makin fake myspace' etc we cant have that son

so u betters keep it real all ya'll niGGaZ cuz with me gone all u gots left here is OaTZzzzzzzz,GoaTzzzz and dat 1 nigga postin the damn eminem pic 1 shot blabla


TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(re-evaluateninng tha situation )
>> Anonymous
>>475057

yo timbo dont go man please, we need u here, when we get lose all that weight n get buffed up we need u to show us the way. don't leave us man and dont pay any attention to those haters they jus jealous. So timbo stay please and guide the needy.
>> Anonymous
timbo i have man boobs
>> Anonymous
i always wondered, what nationality is timbo?
>> Anonymous
>>475057
yo timbo

these bitches won't help me with finding ejaculation enhancement pills. I want huge loads. you know of any good ejac pills?
>> timbo timbo
>>475107
yo fuck pills & listen 2 this
-maca and zinc definitly work.
Maca can be ordered via the nets.
-Arginine
Every supplement shop should offer some.

Keep red meat and dairy in your diet (moderate of course)
Take a Daily multiple Vitamin (make sure there is Zinc in it)
PANAX Ginsing (Standarized to 7%)
Multi-Oil Omega-3 Supplement


stay away from spicy and heavily seasoned food..just salt and pepper your food

Buy 3 cans of Pineapple... 1 large & 2 tuna can size (it may be slightly bigger than a can of tuna) Eat the large can at the end of day one, in the evening AFTER your dinner... have the other 2 cans over the next 2 days in the evening, AFTER dinner...

Whole Foods market has these organic eggs that have something like 640mg of Omega-3 per 2 egg serving. Costco is also selling organic eggs these days with much higher omega 3 content than regular eggs.

try to eat fresh foods, stay away from junk food and exercise.

special recipe
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice
>> timbo timbo
>>475118
continued

Foods that make semen taste bad:
Asparagus, chicken, garlic, onions, dairy products, red meat, broccoli, cauliflower, brussel sprouts, greasy food, spices, coffee and chocolate are all thought to make semen taste unpleasant.

Foods that make semen taste good:
Plums, mangoes, pineapples, nectarines, oranges, lemons, limes, parsley, coriander, spearmint, peppermint, grapefruit and green tea, sweeties and apple huive
>> timbo timbo
>>475119
continued
--------------------------
Buy some l-arginine, soya lecithin granules, and some zinc with added selenium. You can buy these from online shops like healthydirect. I've taken each of these in isolation and together so I know what each of them do individually.

The problem with l-arginine is it gives you stomach cramps. A bottle of l-arginine pills will usually say to take six of them a day to reach the RDA. I can't handle six a day so I take one or two pills, pull them apart so the arginine powder comes out and mix it in a pot of yogurt and do that twice daily. After a week of doing this alone fapping will feel incredible (your dick will feel tinkley) and your cumshots will be slightly larger.

Taking the zinc (don't go over the RDA) alone will make you secrete much more prostatic fluid (the clear greyish part of your cum) and make your cum thicker and again slightly more voloumous.

Taking the lecithin alone will increase the amount you cum A LOT, this makes your seminal vesicles feel full. You'll also be spurting wads of clear precum just while fapping, which feels like a mini-orgasm itself. I add a heaping teaspoon of lecithin granules with the arginine in the yogurt.

Eating celery doesn't increase the amount but makes your cum pearly white.

All this for a week in combination with keeping hydrated will easily get you to the holy grail of 10ml of spunk. The average amount an adult male cums is between 2ml to 5ml.

You need to do kegel exercises too, not to increase your cum but to have enough muscle power to shoot it all out, rather than cumming a lot and having it dribble out over the course of a couple of minutes. Taking the lecithin and keeping hydrated is necessary to make your cum more watery, the more watery it is the more you'll shoot at once and the more it'll go everywhere, which makes your cumshot look larger rather than cumming in thick globs.
>> timbo timbo
>>475120
continued

so yeah happy shooting son and be careful that u dont put some bitches eye out with dat shit and i recommend these sheets they are double sided 1 side for pimpin and 1 side for loungin with a thin sheet of plastic inbetween it's great for massages too u can buy here (not advertisin just rcommend in)
http://www.liberator.com/products_boudoir_throes.php


TIMBOOOOOOOOO
(for a better world)
>> Anonymous
Hey Timbo how do I upkeep a huge warrior errection that will last atleast 30 minutes?
>> Anonymous
You left out a couple that make it taste great.

Bananas
Pineapple
>> Anonymous
>>475231
>>You left out a couple that make it taste great >>Bananas
>>Pineapple

He DID mention those. >_< l2read srlsly
>> Anonymous
hey timbo, theres this girl i've been trying to hit on lately, and i really don't want to talk to her (i really don't like talking, i just want to fuck her straight away). i'm going on a date with her sometime next week, so any tips as to how to screw her?
>> timbo timbo
>>475886
i don't go on "typical" dates they cost too much money and make people feel awkward bro.. chicks will be like this guy is trying so hard, paying for her food etc
usually i'm like yo, i'm having [] this tuesday (or whatever the fuck i'm doing or feel like doing check out another city or some cool new place) , feel free to come, if not that's cool.. if she shows up then that's the date basically, she can cook something @ my place afterwards and i pop in a CD or two
i never ask her where she wants to go, i always know where to go next
>> timbo timbo
>>476297
if she's new u can hit her with something like this
"Hey, you know what? you are fun, we should hang out. But lemme just get one little thing out of the way before we go any further, okay? I can't stand people who get all yucky and relationshipy from the start... so lets just hang out as friends, without the pressure of expectations. If it goes somewhere, thats great, but lets not force it. Are you cool with that?"

u can still do the whole make out>sex thang afterwards cause those words were just 2 show u aren't needy,, the chemical possibility of "love" is always present and it cannot be prevented by agreement or rules ;)

just be sure she's used to your touch (don't grope her or anything) u gotta build this up u can't just give her a hand shake @ the start and @ home go for the bra it doesn't work that way there's steps inbetween like taking her somewhere by her arm, sitting close together with her legs touching yours etc brushing her body with ur arm while talking etc, high fives, palm reading etc it's all for building comfort
and u talk about something else while ur doing these things, except with probably palm reading u can do like this one means ur gonna have a kid
and then u go lke yo let's get married have a baby we'll call him TIMBOOOOO if he's sexy
u know keep some humor in that's pretty important. read the rest of this topic, posts above do everything mentioned be4 and u should be able to put A+B+C together and have a good time

TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
>>476298

thanks timbo.
>> Anonymous
dont die thread
>> Anonymous
timbo is my god
>> timbo timbo
i'm an extreme fagit
>> timbo timbo
>>477915
Sir, your language is out of line and your accusations are absurd in nature. Kindly return home and be a family man, and shut the door. Cuz this is about CLuBBIN NiGGAAAAAAAA
If you cannot behave:

You should A) Rest at your place of residence instead of visiting venues of dance and entertainment.
B) Have your life be terminated.

What do you think?
TIMBOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
TimBooooooooooooooooooooooooooo for president.
>> Anonymous
>>477784
timbo is for people who dont know common sense
>> Anonymous
what do u do fer exercise timbo?
like workout, diet, etc
>> Anonymous
timbo how do you sit in a club
>> Anonymous
timbooo, if justin timberlake ever met you he would knock the teeth out of your jaw before you got to the 12th O of your goddamn tourette's vowel mating call
>> timbo timbo
>>478127
common sense isn't common

>>478128
pullups, pushups,diamond pushups, crunches, bench press, squats

i eat mostly fresh fruits, vegetables, mostly white meat like chicken/turkey,tuna but ocasionally some pizza or red meat like meatballs or some pussy @ da CLuB. Oats for breakfast with skim milk and sometimes dry as a snack. Whey protein shakes. Cunnilingus.

>>479249
i typically don't go 2 clubs to sit but check it anyway. first i make my presence known, pointing @ some random people when entering the club and get the energy really high. dancin n shit introducin myself to some chicks and go like hey let's sit over here. i typically lean back and take up alot of space. basically i'm confident and relaxed, keep chin up, eyecontact, some touching

bad body language:
http://home.hetnet.nl/~lilian_schreurs/oman/Fahud07.JPG
good body language
http://pbskids.org/rogers/all_ages/aaimages/couch.jpg

>>479341
shit i made him famous son! :D LOOOOOL
TIMBOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
Really surprised by how much Timbo knows about making your spunk taste good.
>> Anonymous
Timbo, I beleive I forgot what time it is...

could you please inform me??
>> timbo timbo
>>479431
yea forreal i looked up that shit up once cause i met a bitch that didn't like giving blow u know so i had 2 change her MiNd gotta make a first good impression lol it's all about lookin good/smellin good/tastin good @ tha CLuB

>>479446
day: CLuBBiN Day (Fri-DaY)
week: 48~~ (ALmoST X-MaS NiGGaZ buy ConDOMs)
time: TimBO TiME
location: UnKNoWN
status: TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
>>479466

I love you TimBO you always got my back!
>> Anonymous
>>479466
I bet she gave awfull head.
>> Anonymous
Despite how this guys writing, he actually is saying some very valid points here.
>> timbo timbo
>>479572
dude im so valid they call me valium @ some CLuBz./ 2009 is almost here man so bring it.

i had a dream
there was this strange LiGHT
it said stand up & FiGHT
and then i started 2 write
4 all the NiGGaz here
livin in constant fear
Timbo's got ur BaCK
so cu @ the club
4 the FiNAL AttaCK
but don't use crack
that shit is wack
u don't want a heart attack
when some bitch is lickin yo crack

the 11th commandment: thy shall improooove ur SkillZ and go to venues of dance and entertainment

your friend until eternity (unless u reincarnate int2 a FaT ChiCK @ da CLuB LOOOOOL~~)
TIMBOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
Hey Timbo, I'm pretty sick right now and I want to run (6 miles). Do you think I should or wait until I'm not sick anymore?
>> timbo timbo
>>479587
if u got a fever u better sweat that shit out son
get some coffee some ginseng some paracetamol and get ur ass on a stationary bike for 1 hour. eat some zinc supplement and some vitamin C

if u dont get better we can't go clubbin bro so hopefully i cu @ da CLuB

TIMBO
>> Anonymous
>>479588
Thanks Timbo! You're the man!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
all hail timbo, the only namefag who isn't worthless

keep up the good work brah
>> Anonymous
why do they call u timbo timbo
>> ???????? !!ElJshdv6kfU
TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
Timbo, you are a pretty fly guy
>> Anonymous
Just sticky this so we can avoid weekly timbo threads.
>> Anonymous
timbo frowns on parkour and freeprancing
>> Anonymous
Timbo!

I cant get my Ex out of my head. I've tried everything, even getting a new girlfriend! What can I do to get this cheating bitch out of my life?
>> timbo timbo
>>481139
yo see post>>472214
cause that shit apply to every ho u can't get over with son and the method 2 do so is always the same. dude take care and maybe ur new girlfriend is just not as good looking or interesting get a new new girlfriend lol cu @ da club

TIMBOOOOOOOO
(billions of yrs of TiMBoLuTION on tis planet called earth)
>> timbo timbo
>>481197
yo i had a pretty random and disturbing dream last NyTe just so u know check this out
i had a bike, kawasaki toyota honda ninja whatever the fuck u wanna call them all black & charged 2 the max and i was actually clubbin with it i took that shit in2 the CLuB they had a normla entrance and a timbo entrance so
i was doin 360's in front of the hoes with it and goin HELLA fast

this kinda inspires me 2 buy a bike but u can't bring it in2 the CLuB plus it expose u 2 rain and snow n shit and cold and u can't make out like @ the car n shit. u could squat the motorcycle tho if u have alot of mussle
but a car is the way 2 go if u got a crew u pick em up with the car n then u park the car holler @ some ho's and go clubbin
what thoughts may you have?

TIMBOOOOOOOO ((aka T-MoBiLE)
>> Anonymous
Timbo there's a fat girl at work that I practice all my shit on for the real thing, being all cocky and making her laugh an shit. This was all cool but now it's backfiring, she wont leave me alone. Thing is, I'm still a virgin and I'm quite desperate to lose the title,

should I drop all standards and hit that? or try and get something better?

needless to say afterwards I'll go Clubbin.
>> Anonymous
>>481205
i always use the timbo entrance when i go 2 da CLuB
>> Anonymous
timbo needs to take all of us out to the club. I could wear my evangelion tshirt.
>> Anonymous
>>481271
that's why you don't get laid. You watch crappy anime and buy t-shirts of it.
I bet you can't dance either. You should either
a) Stay home
b) Die
>> timbo timbo
>>481219
for girls their virginity is a big deal
but for u, ur virginity is as valuable as u want it 2 be

i'd say do it for the SKiLLS
u'd much rather dissapoint a fat chick in bed than a hottie that u really want

besides ur first time isn't nearly as important as ur first few relationships/interactions with women

on the other hand with a few days of clubbin u could find someone better if u really wanted but hey it's up 2 u

TIMBOOOOOOOOOOO
1. Serve the public trust
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law
4. (Classified)
>> timbo timbo
     File :-(, x)
>>481278
hey man i wore a nintendo controller belt buckle once. Lemme tell u a cheat code 4 the CLuB to make pimpin easier

PUNANI KODE: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? B A

anything goes when it comes to hoes

TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> curlz 4 da gurlz !!OV7P2AXmYGD
cheers timbooooo
u helped me in dis thred
thx man
i ow u 1.
xxxxxxxx
>> timbo timbo
     File :-(, x)
>>481403
haha yo just 2 show i'm a human also

i'm fucked.
my best friend got WoW + expansions yesterday
and he wants the death knight level 100 shit instead of CLuBBiN with me

tough luck bro i just gotta find

a)some other wingmen
b)go alone
c)die


TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Jamal !Nigger/OcE
Bumpan a timbo thread
>> Anonymous
Timbo what's the best way to deal with a girl who already has let you know she wants you.
>> Anonymous
>>481906
are you a retard? stick your shit in her cunt