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Anonymous
dear /fit/

after all the talk about OATZ, i finally decided to try them

mixed oats, milk, little honey and a little bit of cinnamon

trying to choke down this garbage. shit sucks.

any suggestions to make them not suck?
>> Anonymous
add more honey? add fruit?
>> Anonymous
Semen

Fills them with protein and the salty taste really helps.

I'd say 3 parts OATZ to one part semen.
>> Anonymous
>>472566
Give up on life, or consider moving to Canada.
>> Anonymous
i think it's just the overall porridge quality of the whole concoction that i don't like. i'd rather eat them plain out of the container.
>> Anonymous
>>472586
Eh? What's wrong with Canada, ya' hoser?
>> Anonymous
I eat my OATZ without any sweetener, because I am MANLY AS ALL FUCK.
>> Anonymous
>>472612

lol, pussy can't handle food that doesn't taste amazing, doubt you can push yourself in the gym then either. enjoy being mediocre.
>> Anonymous
>>472622
Basically what he said. If you can't stand eating anything other than McDonalds big macs then you deserve to be fat.
>> Anonymous
cook 1 cup oatz in water, add 1/3 cup milk, 2 tbsp peanut butter and a half tbsp of nutella. not suck.
>> Anonymous
>>472646
You really add a lot of calories to it like that though...
>> Anonymous
Oats taste good if you just mix them with fruit yoghurt. This is what I do (although I get a mixed oat/seed/nut/dried fruit thing).
>> Anonymous
>>472624
if the thought of eating one big mac scares you, then youre probably the fat ass
>> Anonymous
get steel cut, they dont taste like cardboard.
>> Anonymous
Did you cook them?
>> Anonymous
Try the Quaker Instant?

Eat a lot of it, you still get vitamins n shit, and its still oats.
>> Anonymous
cook the steel cut oats. sprinkle with splenda, and a splash of milk. eat it and stfu. add a couple of fried eggs and you're all set.

Don't eat the instant oats. you want your body to work hard to break this stuff down.
>> Anonymous
Did you cook them or just put them in milk fucking cereal (as the related picture shows)?

Because you're supposed to cook them, megafag.
>> Anonymous
I just eat mine raw with milk and some sugar.
>> Anonymous
Ever since I was four years old or so I have been eating my oats raw, with milk and a little sugar added.

grow some fucking balls.
>> Anonymous
Banana yogurt & oats. HARD?
>> Anonymous
>>472617
I do it too. I grew to love the taste of it on its own, especially when the oats to liquid ratio makes it so that it's thick and oaty as hell.

I've also sucked down 100grams of this shit in water, with salt, with about 130grams of a cooked chicken breast mixed it, and it was the worst meal of my life.

But fuck, I felt like a complete Adonis after I was done choking that disgusting shit down. I ate broccoli with it too.

tl;dr OP is a fucking pussy, eat that shit and love it, faggot.
>> Anonymous
Fucking fatties always complaining about the taste, not everything has to taste like pizza and french fries you fat fucks. Get used to it.
>> Anonymous
I toss raw OATZ into my breakfast smoothie which consists of whey protein, milk, yogurt and strawberries. Comes out like cement but its oh so good.
>> Anonymous
>>473620


LOL'd at this while eating chilled steel cut oats, milk and a pinch of brown sugar.
>> Anonymous
150-200 gram of OATZ POWDER + 200ml of water
drink in under 1 minute
PUSSIES
>> Anonymous
Oats alone are fricking delicious.. but then again I find Cheerios really sweet and even Bran Flakes have too much salt and sugar in them.
>> Anonymous
Are puffed oats ok? they are pretty tasty.
>> Anonymous
Porriage with milk and honey, it rocks.

Brown sugar is even better tasting.... but not so great for you.
>> Lekar'
>>473716
yah yah, even without amylase in saliva, carbs are being broken down quite easely by enzimes of your pancreas.
>> Anonymous
>>473716

amylase exists in your small intestine too, where the sugars will be just as readily absorbed into the bloodstream, learn to biology.
>> Anonymous
>>472925
>>472970

This.

Seriously, stop crying you fatties.