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Anonymous
>>396766
probably not a good thing to be carrying 3 day old turds around with you, no wonder you're farting, those are log filtered. I shit once a day, every day, turd always comes out within 10 seconds (actually, the exact microsecond I cease pissing the turd hits the water in perfect sync) and disappears down the pipes without a flush. I flush it anyway because I don't want a tequila sunrise greeting me in the bowl the next time I visit, but guess what? I don't even have to wipe. I make sure I check with a bit of TP, but there's never anything on that first bunch. Meanwhile, if you've ever followed an indian after they've finished using the restroom, you know that their guts are not in harmony with whatever they keep eating. My diet must be perfect, dense turds that pop out once a day and leave no residuals. I can't shit on a public toilet though, so if I need to shit at work I have to hold it all day.
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