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Sexual question for /fit/ Anonymous
Dear /fit/,
This is a little lewd by a normal person's standards, and I'm not sure if this belongs here, but i'm sure as hell not going to ask /b/.

My girlfriend wants to feel the sensation of me having an orgasm inside of her, unobstructed by a condom. We clearly have concerns about a resulting pregnancy. What options are available to us other than The Pill or a Vasectomy? The pill is no good; they make her really sick. I wouldn't mind the Vasectomy. I'm pretty secure in my opinion that i don't want kids, ever. Was just hoping for something cheaper / faster. The most important factor to me is a high success rate.
Any suggestions? In b4 no girlfriend, etc.
>> Anonymous
how about jizzing inside her when shes not fertile?
>> Anonymous
>>251953
man thats a big dragon
>> Anonymous
Plan it for when she's not fertile, and take a pregnancy test 2-3 weeks after just to be safe, so you can get an abortion fucking early if you have to.
>> Anonymous
>>251956

I don't consider this as having a high success rate due to the risk of miscalculating the fertility period and essentially being no better off than having plain unprotected sex.
>> Anonymous
>>251960
oh, tough luck.
then wait a few decades so she can no longer conceive childrens
or make her do the operation.
vasectomy makes you unable to produce sperm, wich she wants to feel.
>> Anonymous
ORGASM INSIDE HER ANUS. you'll thank me later.
>> Anonymous
>>251968
You're a retard.

>>251953
Hold your balls in front of an opened microwave for 2 minutes. Instant sterilization.
>> Anonymous
>>251968
I agree that this is a retard. Go read a book.

>>251977
Your suggestion sounds viable. I will give it a try. 1200W microwave activate.
>> Anonymous
>>251981
thats humourous.
so how will you know if your sperm is fertile or not?
>> Anonymous
>>251953

I'd say just go with vasectomy. It's expensive, yeah, but when everything's said and done, you won't have to agonize over whether or not she's pregnant.

Also, if you ever want children, you can get it reversed.
>> Anonymous
1) There are other forms of birth control for women, such as subdermal implants, that are made for people who can't take the pill.

2) You could use a spermicidal lubricant (not as effective as a condom, but better than nothing).

3) Get a morning-after pill. Not the same as birth control so she probably won't have side effects, and if there's a gutleech attaching itself to her uteroo it'll be gone just as surely.
>> Anonymous
Take the pill yourself. The whole point of it is that it kills any sperm that enter the female body. If a male takes birth control pills for an extended period of time (a couple of weeks, at least), it begins to terminate the sperm inside his own body.

It's basically a chemical, pain-free vasectomy.
>> Anonymous
>>251992Take the pill yourself. The whole point of it is that it kills any sperm that enter the female body.

You shouldn't be allowed to have sex ever, or do anything besides bag groceries for that matter.
>> Anonymous
>>251992

But... wouldn't that also cause a hormone imbalance and...?

Oh, I see what you did there.
>> Anonymous
OP, if you are going to go with the vasectomy, you might want to freeze some of your soldiers just in case, cause you never know...
>> Anonymous
Vasectomy FTW. I have one and it has given me ZERO problems. A little swelling and bruising for a few days after the surgery, and a small scar on your nutsack, and that's it.

I've seen no decrease in semen volume, contrary to popular belief. I still cum buckets and I'm 36.

The only problem you may ever have is reversing it if you want to have kids later. Consider it carefully, you can also freeze some sperm for a small fee if you ever want to thaw it and get a chick pregnant. For me it's just not a consideration, I never want kids.

No condoms, no pills, no shots, no nothing, bareback all the time, every time, bust inside her whenever you feel like busting. I recommend it across the board.
>> Anonymous
IUD or Diaphragm + Morning After Pill.
>> Anonymous
>>251991
Morning after pill is very similar to birth conrol, just a higher dose, and it gives bad side effects.

What about an IUD?

I feel for you man, I hate condoms.
>> Anonymous
>>252081
You still got to worry about STDs.
>> Anonymous
>>252134
Well yes, with those all you can do is wear a condom. But I figured he and his chick were on bareback terms.
>> Anonymous
that's like a twelve-year-old getting a linkin park tattoo that covers his whole back.
>> Anonymous
>>252163
...What?
>> Anonymous
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the morning after pill is ALWAYS a last resort only--it stops ovulation (release of the egg from the ovary, dumbfag) from occuring, so that potential feterlization might not happen.

If ovulation already happened, it does nothing.

It is not in any way "just like the pill"--the pill you are on 25 days of active hormones, and it prevents ovulation of ever happening--but it must be taken at the SAME TIME EVERY DAY.

OP, my guess is that your girl was new to to pill, got nauseous for a few days and quit. Tell her to get back on and stay with it-the nausea goes away pretty soon, and then doesn't come back. It's just they body's way of adjusting to the hormones...if she has problems with it, she can simply go back to the doctor and get put on another kind.

Another route to go, which I'll be getting soon, is Implanon- a chip implanted in your arm, it's 99% effective and lasts for three years. Hell yes.
>> Anonymous
femanon here. the pill messes with me, too. i use nuvaring for birth control and it is awesome. OP you won't be able to feel it and it doesn't interfere with periods (tampons) or sex and doesn't hurt at all. i love it. there's no generic, so it's like $20 (depending on insurance).

seriously. try it.
>> Anonymous
Falcon Kick to the balls to make you sterile. Or just a normal Falcon Punch.
>> Anonymous
The pill and some of the other options are your only choice really.

I'll give you a tip thought, on techniques like pulling out and trying to guess the non-fertility time. The people who use these are called parents.
>> Anonymous
OP Here.
I wasn't expecting to see so many replies after seeing the first few and leaving. I appreciate all of your input (except from you /b/ faggots)

I think i'll go with the vasectomy. A one time fee is a lot more appealing than having to buy supplies / pills repeatedly and worry about whether or not they worked.
>> Anonymous
>>251953
Have kids you faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>251991
Pro tip: Morning after makes bitches go even CRAZIER.
>> Anonymous
>>251960
http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/women/contraceptive/126.html
>> Possible pregnancy trap? Anonymous
to the femanons here: Is the OPs girlfriend's request legit? or is she secretly trying to trap him into a pregnancy? If she wanted to feel him cum inside her, she could give him a blowjob - or as an above anon mentioned, anal.
>> Anonymous
so your girlfriends desires has inclined you to get a vasectomy? might as well give her your testicles too you bitch, you won't be needing those any time soon.
>> Anonymous
>>253327

Cumming inside of a mouth and inside of a vagina are two completely different things. I've never experienced the latter, but I do get curious from time to time about the sensation.

That being said, it could just be curiosity on the girlfriend's part, but that's me giving her the benefit of the doubt. She might want to trap him with a pregnancy, because I can tell you this: when it comes to pregnancy, most women won't throw caution to the wind.
>> Anonymous
Morning after pill.
>> Anonymous
OP has inspired me to get a vasectomy so I can fuck with womens minds. I'll cum in them, they will get pregnant by another man, then they will try to milk the money out of me.
>> Anonymous
>>253357
FUCK YOU. BABY KILLER. GOD HATES YOU.
>> Anonymous
>>253372

Old pasta is old, but still good.
>> Anonymous
>>253372
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html

delicious pasta.
tl;dr : Pro tip: get a vasectomy, but dont tell anyone you did.
>> Anonymous
The day after her period! It's a glorious window! Just don't push more that 3 days.
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragm_(contraceptive)
>> Anonymous
i used the foam with wonderful results