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Anonymous
Dear /fit/

how do i convince my girlfriend to lose weight? she's 5'4" 145 pounds or so.

mario batali related
>> Anonymous
Don't be such a bastard. Your girlfriend is not LOL HUGE and you shouldn't treat her that way. If you want to help her get in better shape and, as a side effect, lose weight, may I suggest that you offer to exercise with her.
>> Anonymous
Try hitting her.
>> Anonymous
>>318149

well yeah, but she is too lazy/ doesn't give a shit.
>> Anonymous
grab her fat and wiggle it around
tell her you couldn't help yourself because it looked so fun
>> Anonymous
i like her personality and all but seriously she is starting to chub up, and is getting to my threshold for attractiveness.

she has the beginning of a wattle under her chin too.
>> Anonymous
>>318159
Haha this would probably work, but then you'd have to hear her whine about dieting because she certainly wouldn't work out. Just go gay, man.
>> Anonymous
Ask her why she sucks at sucking dick. because all fat chicks are great at sucking dick.
>> Anonymous
it's mostly belly and thigh, and did not land in the tit area at all.
>> Anonymous
>>318175
shit dide
>> Anonymous
>>318163
>i like her personality

>>318152
> but she is too lazy/ doesn't give a shit

Get over her
>> Anonymous
excersize with her
you'll prob have to act like a wuss just so that she can keep up at first. you dont want her to get discouraged
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
Man the fuck up and tell her that she's gaining weight and it's not attractive. And yes, it's perfectly within your right to point this out to her. It's essentially no different than if she stopped showering and you said "damn, bitch, that's gross; go bathe".

If she loses her mind over this simple revelation, fucking get rid of her. If she acts rationally and says something like "oh, damn, I didn't realize; please help me get in better shape," then help her and pretty soon she'll be attractive.

You're welcome.
>> Anonymous
>>318541

I will be doing this. Thanks tripfag.
>> Anonymous
>>319337

ionno...>>318150idea seems to b good too...
>> Anonymous
A.Take her food away
B. if you pamper her stop and threaten that you wont pay for anything unless she loses weight
C. Tell her that you're becoming more animal conscious and ask her to eat vegan only three days a week to respect you (but secretly binge on meat behind her back)
D. Refuses to go out to eat or get takeout (only do it with the guys)
E. Request more salads and buy fat free dressing to replace all oily ones.
F. Go for walks they are romantic and dont bring snacks.
G. Make sure you eating habits are strict and controled only when around her because she will do whatever you do and take on poor eating habits but store the fat in her ass and stomach.
H. If nothing works tell her you have found someone new and date a fittness instructor.
>> Anonymous
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Hey spandex mafia,

I told her that i'd really appreciate it if she tried to take care of herself better. She kind of acted like her feelings were hurt for a minute, but then obviously realized that there'd be more penis activity if she lost some weight. She wants to exercise with me too. I'll get the bitch doin some SQUATZ.

Squat related.
>> Anonymous
>>318143

Axl Rose has let himself go.
>> Anonymous
trade up