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Anonymous
Hey, /fit/. I'm getting married in 3 days, and she's decided no sex until the wedding so it's more special. I've also decided not to jerk off, so that I'm extra horny on my wedding night. Problem is, I'm backed up so bad my balls are swollen and my lower back is actually sore.

What do I do?
>> Anonymous
It's just in your head.
>> Anonymous
You must cum buckets.
>> Anonymous
>I'm getting married in 3 days

i see the problem
>> Paradox !Ep8pui8Vw2
i'd jerk it if i were you. or else when you do fuck her you'll cum buckets after sticking it in her.
>> Anonymous
time to jerk it
you know you want to
go to /hc/ for more "information"

shoot your load
>> Anonymous
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>>353357
>> Anonymous
Thanks for the advice. The only reason I'm asking /fit/ is that this is the only board where people get laid regularly.

I think I have to bite the bullet and jerk it tonight. Three days should be plenty of time to reload without getting so antsy I could murder someone.
>> Anonymous
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this thread is now about Giada's tits, which are enough to get me out of bed anyday
>> Anonymous
>>353370
cock goes where?
>> Anonymous
Ah I love some good sex when I havent rubbed one out in a few days, normally blow my load within the first 20seconds then pretend I didn't and eat her out while jerking off secretly to build my dick back up.
>> Anonymous
I had this problem before. Blues balls can be alleviated by running. you need to redirect the blood flow if you don't want to fap. the first minute of running will suck total ass unless you have some serious support for your package but after that the pain is gone.
>> Anonymous
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>>353369

My friend, you are mistaken. This is 4chan, no one here gets laid. Ever. No exceptions. Just because we have muscles doesn't mean we know how to talk to girls. In fact I cry when I SQUATZ, it helps to take away the pain of being so, so alone.
>> Anonymous
you ought to be fine if you just don't think about it.... make sure you don't give yourself a little jerk without finishing to tide you over because you'll blueball the fuck out of yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>353452
I lol'd. Thank you sir
>> Anonymous
Don't do it. Jesus chris it isnt that hard to hold it in, I've held it for months at a time. As that other guy said its all in your head.
>> Anonymous
>I'm backed up so bad my balls are swollen and my lower back is actually sore.

That's not how it works.
>> Anonymous
I don't see the problem. I often spank mister hanky a couple times a day, but when I just don't feel like it or think about it I can go for a week without even getting noticing my morning stiffies.
>> Anonymous
>>353341

if you made a promise to your fiance (or even to yourself) that you wouldn't wank it until after you were married (god help you) and you break that promise, then, what does that say about you?

If you can't keep this promise which is pretty damn easy to keep, then you and your marriage are doomed.
>> Anonymous
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spank it now and stare at this pic of jaime koeppe for the 3 days and you'll be reloaded in no time
>> Anonymous
>>354467
Agreed. OP, you are probably overweight or are doinitwrong..