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Anonymous
Hey /b/

Virgin hikikomori/basement dweller here, and I've been cutting for a long time now. I have a pretty good face, but obviously that didn't help me much when I was really fat. In a few months, I'll be mostly done cutting... and to reward myself for all the hard work it took, once I'm below 10% bf, I want to finally go out and make some sexual intercourse.

What should someone like me do to meet females? I live in the suburbs. Use myspace or something? Go to the pool and flex like an asshole? I'm bad at breaking the ice due to lack of solid social skills, and I'm really kind of clueless, last time I held or kissed a girl was when I was 11.

Pic casually related.
>> Anonymous
>>287274
fap to anime, that's what I always do when I'm done working out.
>> Anonymous
Do you work? Your best bet is to just meet a girl you work with and show intrest in her. Meeting people you don't know in real life is hard if you lack social skills. Now that I am in good shape I get checked out everywhere I go, yet because I can't go up to talk to women I always just ignore it.
>> Anonymous
>>287278

I don't right now, it would be hard to maintain my eating schedule while working, but I'll probably start once I'm satisfied. So I hadn't thought of that.
>> Anonymous
You could try meeting girls at your work or school. If that does not work go to bars, get drunk, and then lose your inhibitions. Being drunk makes it very easy to talk to girls. Other than that, I think you might be in the worng place.
>> Anonymous
>>287274
just do squatz brah', the girls will be begging for you to squat them.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>>287284
This. Go to the local pool and just start doing squats. Shoulder-check an old woman into the pool, and when the lifeguard runs by to save her, pick him up and squat him. The girls will be suitably impressed and you'll probably have sex.
>> Anonymous
>>287283

Don't go to work or school being a loser, but like I said I'll probably try and start work. It would probably be at the local grocery store though and I've just seen 1 attractive girl working there..

And I figured in /b/ they wouldn't know what cutting is and it would disappear in 10 seconds anyway.
>> Anonymous
>last time I held or kissed a girl was when I was 11

wat?

i'm a handsome/fit guy, yet quite shy myself. what works for me is generally not actively going out with the objective of meeting or picking up girls. simply being out doing stuff will put you in enough situations where you will have to converse with females. there's really no trick to it, honestly
>> Anonymous
>>287291
and how old are you?
>> Anonymous
>>287293

Alright, then that just leaves the problem of finding something to leave the house for.. That makes sense although I'm not yet sure what I'd do. Guess I'll have to think about it.
>> Anonymous
>>287295

18
>> Anonymous
>>287274

Careful. The NHK is after you.5t
>> Anonymous
>>287298
get a dog. you have to go out three times a day, it's good company when you're at home, you'll meet other dog owners and it's an immediate conversation starter with them.
if you are home all day then it's perfect.
>> Anonymous
>>287303

I know right? I learned moonspeak through hours of hard animu watching in order to deal with them, but I have to stay vigilant.

Oh, on that note, I wouldn't mind fucking weeaboo chicks, but I've never been to an animu con or anything like that.
>> Anonymous
>>287308

Dogs are pretty damn expensive though, right? I'm gonna have to be saving lots of money once I do start working..
>> Anonymous
>>287310
you still live at home?
convince your parents that it will be therapeutic and help you overcome your depression as well as getting you outside more often, maybe they'll pay for it.
>> Anonymous
stop cutting yourself
>> Anonymous
Just out for sex?

Prostitutes.

It's actually going to be cheaper long term.
>> Anonymous
>>287381
This.
>> sasuke
>>287284
really? squatting attract females, too? should he bring his set of barbells along at the pool?

i was thinking that if youre really fit girls will come talk to you? or will they actually shy away? all i can ever seem to think about is "hi lol, its rainy today"
>> sasuke
>>287381
it is cheaper, but you cant kiss a call girl or stick them in the pooper..
>> Anonymous
>>287274
>Hey /b/
>> Anonymous
>>287274
first, you fail for cutting over working out just because physically hurting yourself was easier. so lift some goddamn weights and turn you fat into muscles.

second, consider craigslist>myspace.
>> Anonymous
>>287398
Jesus,how where you the first to see that
>> Anonymous
>>287387
you can if you pay them enough
>> Anonymous
>>287435
virginfag here, this is what I've heard.
some don't let you, some do.
I think it's because kissing is moar intimate than sex...
>> Anonymous
>>287444
intimacy isnt in the equation that's a wives tale. it's about hygiene, there's no such thing as mouth condoms.
>> Anonymous
>>287455
Most women are bigger sluts with their mouths than with their vags. I'm willing to be every whore would be a kisser with a little extra money. Thing is, what's the point... you've got her vag right there already.
>> Anonymous
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Hi, Hikikimori!

I've been running a lot to lose weight, and also eating sensibly using the abs diet plan. So far, it's all been pretty successful. I just got a new job working at a hotel --the perks of working there include free access to the hotel's health spa, and a discounted price for the hotel's personal trainer. free weights scare me oh so bad, and I know nothing about weight training, so I'm happy to finally be able to work with a trainer. I'm finally breaking out of my hikikomori solitude....

As for meeting girls, I'm following the Gackt plan.

Gackt plan:

1.Music:
I've been taking piano lessons for the past few months, and I'm getting pretty good. At first, my only motivation for doing this was to portray myself as a pretentoius music fag to pick up artsy punk half-japanese skater girls, but now I'm honestly beginning to enjoy making music.

2. Skateboard/snowboard:
I've been skateboarding quite a bit this summer --and I still suck at it. However, it is fun despite the falls and embarassament. Also, I think getting big cuts all over my legs makes me look tuff, and the girl I'm after is a cutter, so perhaps this will make her want me. She might interpret that skateboarding for me is some form of hidden cognitive masochistic desire to hurt myself --and that'll make her relate to me due to my self-hating "deep" personality, and she'll give me glorious blow jobs in return.

3.Foreign language:
If there's a certain race of females you want to fuck more than others, learn that language. Asians. I like Japanese girls. This coming June, I'll be studying Japanese intensively for a year to master moon. After I learned Chinese, it made it so much easier to meet girls. Now it's time for Japanese.

71. Fitness:
After losing weight, start working out. You can either use infos you find online, or be lazy like me and get a personal trainer.

NOW YOU ARE A GACKT, TOO
>> Anonymous
>>287464

so you just turn yourself into your dream girl's dream boyfriend? that seems so hard and i'm always so tired and sad....
>> Anonymous
>>287472

The journey is what counts, anon. I realize that after I finally manage to seduce this chick, I'm going to be severely underwhelmed by both sex and being in a relationship. I've already braced myself for the disappointment. However, after coming this far, now I'm beginning to feel a new sense of self-confidence. I'm starting to feel strong. What started out as a simpleminded yearning for vaginal/anal/foot sex has morphed into something else completely. A new mindset or outlook or something. I'm beginning to feel like I want to accomplish something with my life.
>> Anonymous
>>287464


you've accomplished nothing. your a shit pianist and you are not all that strong. your looks are subpar and you have not apptitude for language learning. everything you hold to be worthy of studying or working towards, you suck at. you will die lonely and full of disappointment. but don't take it too hard --what's the point of feeling disgusted with yourself, if you've never had any potential to squander to begin with?
>> Anonymous
>>287495
>>287483
>>287472
>>287464


do you see these posts? This is me arguing with myself, in a desperate attempt to give my life meaning.

Today I am going to quit smoking and start fresh.
>> Anonymous
>>287464
>This coming June,

I don't think you are a Gackt. Enjoy your troll copypasta.

Troll Lesson: Always update your pasta.
>> Anonymous
>>287505

I am a Gackt, jerk. And by this coming June, I mean June of 2009.

Does my plan seem...okay? If I accomplish all of this, would you want to fuck me?
>> Anonymous
>>287509
what kind of music does you play on the piana
>> Anonymous
>>287521

Debussy, Eva songs, and I try to cover Shiina Ringo/Tokyo Jihen songs.

Why?
>> Anonymous
>>287464
how old are you?
underageb& for skateboarding and all the other faggotry you plan to do.
>> Anonymous
>>287535

i'm 35 and a half. Why are you so mean to me?
>> Anonymous
>>287564
obvious troll is obvious
>> Anonymous
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OMFG WHO IS SHE
MOAR
NOA!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>> Anonymous
>>287597
>>287597
>> Anonymous
>>287293

This.

>>287298
Making it an objective to go find girls is kind of weird to do. Do more things IRL and, if there are girls involved, you will meet them. Bonus points for joining something you're interested in, because chances are the bitches there are ALSO interested in it. Now you have something in common. Don't "think about it" because this is something you shouldn't have to think about. Let it happen naturally and you will deal with it naturally once it manifests.

If you're fucking weird and awkward about it then you will be fucking weird and awkward. If you're natural and at ease with it, then you will be natural and at ease.