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Anonymous
What ho, fellow warriors of the gymnasium?

This eve I hefted irons most weighty, indeed until I was sore bushed!

Thusly I partook of strength-recovery potion most delish, flavored of fine cocoa and buttered nuts!

Thou hast also, brethren?
>> Anonymous
faggot
>> Anonymous
>>420156
Dark-skinned scoundrel
>> Anonymous
>>420150
verily, I hath lifted irons of 10 stone in the form of SQUATETH
>> Anonymous
>>420186
Yea, SQUATETH be the finest of all iron hefting!
>> Anonymous
This is fucking awesome, and OP should feel awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>420215
Nay, fellow miscreant of yon irons...

THOU art awesome
>> sage Defender of Shitty Food and Fat Asses !!QfMlHApcUZA
Ere thy piehole spake more filth, hither in thou proximity lay the crux of fire and brimstone of wrath in thee horridly drawn picture, and heretofore declare thine thread a sage worth
>> Anonymous
>>420231
Hark, yonder hateful one! Why dost thou hate upon mine hasty MSPaint mural? Surely thou canst not do better?
>> Defender of Shitty Food and Fat Asses !!QfMlHApcUZA
>>420241

Hither and thither I flit amongst the subforums, defender of untouchable morsels and chubby knaves, skills exist of mine only therewith poisonous wordcraft, strokes of the typing board rather than strokes of the pen. But offense in my pupils I feel in thy star-crossingly horrid MS paintcraft, making worms-meat of any victim of 20/20 vision
>> Anonymous
>>420251
Hmmm...methinks I hath comprehended thine purpose. Thou art a troll of vocabulage, most articulate? And a hater also of yon irons? Dost thou not perform SQUATETH, and partake of the most delicious gift of yon Earth, OATS?
>> Anonymous
Having partaken in the lifting of irons, I feel compelled to offer mine opinions alongside my brethren here.

Forsooth. Perhaps a long and weighty exposition is uncalled for in such a bawdy-house as this. Hence, in brevity's spirit I say:

SQUATS FOR THINE HARLOTS
>> Anonymous
BENCHES FOR THE WENCHES