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Vegan Farts? Anonymous
So I've been vegan for about a week (my friends bet me I couldn't eat vegan for 3 weeks.) For the past few days, though, my farts have been way more heinous than usual. I thought they might be better due to me not eating meat or dairy, so why is this happening?
>> Anonymous
your body is still shitting out the years of built up toxins. Also every fart that smells horrible you are farting out a piece of soul that has been affect by your sins
>> Anonymous
>>445533
this guy nailed it
>> Anonymous
There is this one vegan girl at school and she looks anorexic and smells like goose shit. I'm not sure if this is related to OPs post though.
>> Anonymous
When you're done with your 3 weeks of faggotry, challenge your vegan friends to eat meat. If they don't then they're not your friends.
>> Anonymous
>>445565
Right here, this is a post you should listen to.
>> Anonymous
>>445542
haha.
The first time I went to my local health store, all the customers looked like walking corpses. I felt tough buying protein powder.
>> Anonymous
>>445533
do cats really like corn? who knew....
>> Anonymous
>>445542
Veganism/vegetarianism are an anorexics favorite cover. She probably smells like shit because she's in ketosis (assuming I'm not way off base) and it probably has nothing to do with her being a vegan.
>> Anonymous
>>445565
>> Anonymous
>>445565
My friends aren't vegan.
>> Anonymous
>>446436

Then you're a faggot for accepting the challenge.