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Sloth
Okay try to beat this.

Wake up around 2PM because I'm a sloth.

Just lie on my couch/bed staring at my laptop because I'm a sloth.

Around 3PM I finally get up and eat my raw squash, two boiled egg, and a glass of milk breakfast because I'm a sloth.

Because I've been staring at the monitor ever since I've been up, I get dizzy so I resort to nap for 2 hours because I'm a sloth.

11PM right now, and guess where I'm at.
>> Anonymous
Aww, you are so cute!
>> Anonymous
>Around 3PM
>breakfast

lol'd
>> Anonymous
for an entire month (dec-jan 05-06) during my break from college, i spent every single day alone in my apartment. I would usually wake up around 11a-2p and proceed to make myself an epic breakfast. deep-fried potatoes, pancakes, bacon, eggs, etc. the works. almost every single day. while i cooked, i drank a TALL glass of iced brandy. i was hammered before sundown, and would sleep, belly full of breakfast, until about 9pm. i would then switch to a different liquor and cook a different deep-fried meal, or order a huge calzone. i would again get shitfaced as i played videogames.

seldom were the days i left the apartment -- maybe 2 or 3 times, to get food and alcohol. i showered every few days, wore the same pajamas for the whole month, and spent some serious /b/ time.

AMAZINGLY enough, i had SEX during this month as well. i made her come up to see me (of course) and i did her the courtesy of not getting hammered while she was there. she was a short chubby southeast asian. i will never forget licking her asshole while she brushed her teeth and she moaned out toothpaste-foam, then she rised out and i threw her to the floor and ravaged her, no condom, and came inside her when she asked me not to, and she loved it anyway.

holy fuck that was an awesome month. nothing will ever be that good again. Go College.
>> Anonymous
this. is. not. /b.
>> Anonymous
>>157870
it's an anti-fitness thread. it's about terriffic lulls in taking care of oneself. try taking a break from carb-cutting muscleheaded ragefests for long enough to remember when YOU were fat and happy for a little while.
>> Anonymous
>>157851she was a short chubby southeast asian.
Don't stop there, Anon. I love Asians and need some stories.
>> Anonymous
>>157894
>>157851

>southeast asian

I'm guessing Paki, Indian, or Indonesian. Either way they're all fucking delicious.
>> Anonymous
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I had sex with this.
>> Anonymous
>>157851


jesus christ is this all true? you're fucking awesome! do you have any pics?
>> Anonymous
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>>157917
>> Anonymous
>>157851

...I just pictured this and threw up in my mouth a little.
>> Anonymous
>>157920
this IS all true, and i had pics on my old hard drive which got fried. i'll look for some more. i know i posted them ALL over 4chan right after i took them. pics of me fucking her, pics of her fat ass, totally awesome. i forgot what i named them so i don't know what to search for.

>>157915
half chinese half cambodian. dark skin, curly hair, chink eyes, tight little vagina with almost no labia and a TOTAL sex freak. the second time i met her, she brought a butt plug and a paddle for me to use on her.

>>157894
what kinda stories?
>> Anonymous
>>157925
Any story that involves Asian women.
>> Anonymous
F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5!!!!
>> Free Pepsi !!iXxa+hO94Mg
How is this happy? Don't you feel ashamed of yourself or anything for screwing up something you have 100% control over?
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When I was fat I was never happy... I used to look at my body and be disgusted with it, be appalled at my lack of self control, and depressed by my physical performance.
>> Anonymous
I'll attempt to beat your story.

Last summer when college ended, I slept in until 6 pm, watched tv until 7pm, got ready for work, which started at 8pm and lasted until 8 am (24 hr Subway ftw). Now on the way to work, I made sure to stop by the liquor store to buy something to make work more passable. By 11, I was already as drunk as a skunk, and didn't do shit for the rest of night, except make sandwiches to eat, yell at customers to get out, and go out for cigarette breaks. Sometimes my girlfriend (now ex) would come in and we would have sex everywhere. In the bathroom. On the counter in the back. In the lobby in the front. I was actually banging her from behind in the spot where you place an order for a sandwich when some customers came in once. Lulz were had. Anyways, by 8am I would still be sobering up and walking back to my flat to crash for the next day.

Idk, seems like less sloth, but you get the gist
>> Anonymous
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>>157931
one time i was in china and i was like o man this place sucks but then i saw some asian chicks and they were like dirty and starving so i said fuck that and found a little boy who would suck me off for 5 dollars so i took the deal, we went behind his little mud house and he took off his shirt and i was all o man your sex and he goes ya and i pulled my shorts down and he goes o big and i got hard real quick and he starting playing with my member real fast and i came on his chest he rubs it and i say o nice he try to leave but i grab him and push him on ground then he start to scream so i kick him and he get knocked out i go well i cant waste him now so i pulls down his pants and start to fuck his tight dirty ass he woke halfway thru and start trying to run away so i chase him and keep knock him down and fuck his ass finaly he give up and i come on his face. this was tehbest vacation i ever had i hope i go to china again soon
>> Sloth
OP Here

I actually get depressed a lil because I'm not productive,

but I think it's because I haven't hit any pussy for awhile that's causing the real damage.
>> Anonymous
>>157931
not much to tell. she messaged me from adult friendfinder and i told her she had better look as good in person or i'd send her right back home -- she got to my apartment and she looked even BETTER -- still not a perfect 10, far from western beauty, but very pretty and with a pleasant body.

anyway, she came inside and it was dark. i fliped a light on, looked her up and down, and said 'yeah, you're good' and kissed her. we went straight upstairs. i had her tits in my mouth in less than one minute after meeting her in the flesh.

she was the most wild sex i ever had. she used vibrators on her clit while i fucked her, she made me lube up her asshole and put in that plug, she made me beat the FUCK out of her, slapping her ass, legs and face and pulling her hair while i thrusted. one time, i really wanted her to cum, and she was taking way too long, so out of nowhere i just GRABBED her throat and CHOKED her just a little too loose to make her gag. i gripped her neck and used it as a handle to pull her in while i fucked her. she came in no time. wild stuff.
>> Anonymous
iz dat sum shredder?
>> Anonymous
>>157945
I came.
>> Anonymous
>>157965
Where did this take place? I wish to bone this Asian slut.
>> Anonymous
>>157965
She was a damn WHORE

That said, CONGRATULATIONS on banging her
>> Anonymous
>>157984
off-campus apartments at the university of connecticut. she lived in new london last time i talked to her, but was moving somewhere with her fiancee.
>> Anonymous
>>157995
Damn, I'm stuck in southern California. Although I bet a fiancee doesn't get in her way of fucking dudes from 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>157965

>>she messaged me from adult friendfinder

It actually works? wuuuuttttttttttttt
>> Anonymous
>>157999
no she actually stopped seeng me because she was datng this other guy but not fucking him, and she was fucking me but not dating me, and she felt bad for him that he had to listen to her talk about how i was ramming my cum up her pussy every week or two so she cut things off with me because i didn't want to get serious and this guy was in love with her. he's a skinny, fugly wierdo and she definetely made a mistake saying 'yes' but hey live and learn right?

anyway my point is she seem like not the type to cheat.
>> Anonymous
>>158003
she was the only girl to ever contact me first from AFF. there were only 2 other girls i ever fucked from AFF. totally not worth the effort. go out to the bar instead.
>> Anonymous
>>158005
So she traded you in for a /b/tard?
>> Anonymous
>>158016

/b/tards are fucking hot, man.

lol, no. Who the fuck dumps a /fit/fag for a /b/tard?
>> Anonymous
>>158022
A skanky ass panface from Adult Friend Finder.
>> Anonymous
>>158028

lol, then she deserves her fat weaboo.
>> Anonymous
i often browse craigslist for asian whores