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Anonymous
My right shoulder is paralyzed and I can barely move it without feeling pain. Should I worry?
>> Zabriske
>shoulder is paralyzed
>I can barely move it

You are not paralyzed.
>> Anonymous
>>380182
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>> Anonymous
>>380181
You have acute pectoral cancer, see a doctor immediately
>> Anonymous
Walk it off, champ.

*pats u on the bottom*
>> Anonymous
Stop fapping so much. Or at least fap with the left hand every once and a while.