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Caffeine is metabolized in the liver into three metabolic dimethylxanthines:
Paraxanthine (84%): Has the effect of increasing lipolysis (the breakdown of fat stored in fat cells), leading to elevated glycerol and free fatty acid levels in the blood plasma.
Theobromine (12%): Dilates blood vessels (increasing oxygen and nutrient flow to muscles and organs) and increases urine volume.
Theophylline (4%): Relaxes smooth muscles of the bronchi, and is used to treat asthma.
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