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how many times a week do you shit? sage
i shit once every 7-9 days.
i need to know how often the average person defecates in a 7 day period.
i'm pretty sure i have a horrible constipation problem. i've been eating activia and taking fiber pills, but it's not helping.
my stomach hurts a lot and i can't shit until it's at my ass, pushing itself out, and when it does, it's always FUCKING HUGE and painful to pass (tears my ass and it bleeds.)

so how often do you shit in a week? and what can i expect when i go to the doctor over it next week?
>> Anonymous
Everyday, or every other day. If I drink energy drinks and eat fast food, twice a day. Unless eat no food whatsoever..You Have A Mother Fucking Problem.
>> Anonymous
see a doctor. everyone should shit every 18-36 hours (I is a nurse).
>> sage
>>46555
Are you fucking serious? This is so fucked up. What can doctors do for me? Give me and enema and send me on my way?
>> Anonymous
1-2 times a day. See a fucking doctor.
>> Anonymous
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Holy fuck, I had no idea. It's Monday now; the last time I took a shit was last Sunday. My stomach hurts really bad and it's like kind of in my chest. I know that sounds fucking retarded to you ("OMFG DOCTOR NAO"), but it's been like that as long as I can remember. I figured it was "normal". I'm kinda scared now. This is just fucking fantastic.

Seriously, what can a doctor do for me?
>> Anonymous
every other day. every 3 or so days if i'm not eating/working out.
>> Anonymous
you need to start taking vitamins and or enzymes to help with your digestion. srsly
>> Anonymous
at least once a day, usually twice, and sometime more depending on how often i eat.
>> Anonymous
Do you eat steaks for breakfast? Try eating more fruits and vegetables.
>> Anonymous
Once or twice a day. Pretty much always after I get some food in my stomach in the morning.
>> how many times a week do you shit? Anonymous
I shit at least once or twice a day.

But yeah, sounds like you have an unhealthy diet going on, so perhaps changing that could help. Also I know that massage could help with some digestive problems. I had some work done on me and honestly a few hours later I had the best bowel movement in my life.
>> Anonymous
I eat a fairly balanced diet, work out quite a bit, and have a fairly physical job. I take a shit every two or three days, very rarely do I shit every day.
>> Anonymous
sometimes once a day, sometimes every 2-3 days.
the longest i've gone is a week.
>> Anonymous
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I used to have the same problem as you. I would shit once a week, it was hard as rock and it would tear my ass.

I found out that I'm allergic to gluten. I eliminated all gluten from my diet and now I shit once a day and it's totally pain free.

You might have an allergy. If you don't have an allergy, eat MORE fibre, drink MORE water and give yourself a damn enema. Enema kits are on sale at your local pharmacy for like a dollar each.
>> Anonymous
I have a good diet, good exercise, and am in good health and would say I shit pretty much every day. I'm sure there has been the odd day where I didn't lay one down, but sometimes I'll lay down two.
>> Anonymous
I shit about 7 times a day.
>> Anonymous
i never stop shitting, its a constant stream.
>> Anonymous
>>46684
Out of your mouth?
>> Anonymous
Once a day. Try drinking some coffee. But only once a week, that's a major fucking problem. Do see a doctor asap.

>>46694
Mildly amusing.
>> Anonymous
Once a week is perfectly fine. It is waste material so ideally a person would go even less.
>> Anonymous
drinking lots of water every day = works
>> Anonymous
>>46672
That is comforting. Thanks to this thread, I plan to go to the doctor in the next couple weeks. Just have to build up some confidence and brace for the possibility of having some old man shove something up my ass.

I appreciate this, /fit/, and I am now 120% more paranoid.
>> Anonymous
I shit a few minutes after waking up, after getting back from class, and after dinner. It might be too much.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
omg you have cancer

I was actually wondering how long it takes you people to shit after eating. I think I do it too quickly. I'm not talking about food that was already digested. I mean, I can be completely empty, eat something, and then shit it out like 4 hours later. Is that too fast?
>> Anonymous
>>46864
well i eat all day so I can never tell which meal is coming out.
>> Anonymous
>>46565

Yea, I think you should go to a doctor or take some laxatives or SOMETHING.
>> Anonymous
wtf dude eat some damn fiber!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>47057
D:
>> Anonymous
I used to have constipation, although 7-9 days was the worst rather than the norm(3-5 IIRC). I know your pain.

It's been a few years, and since then I've changed my diet(stopped eating meat/cow dairy/wheat/junk food/other shit I'm allergic to) and started working out. As long as I'm not stressed out or away from home, I shit once a day.

Oddly enough, doctors didn't do shit for me when I complained. I ended up dependent on laxatives for a while because having to rely on something to shit was better than not shitting at all.

What I meant to say was, GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SHIT, OP.
>> Anonymous
Eat salads?