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Anonymous
Syphilaids.

The mixture of Syphilis and AIDS that causes one to bleed profusely out of every orifice. Has anyone heard of this? My little sister swears they were educated about it in sex ed. Help me /fit/!
>> Anonymous
Was she also made aware that every time she masturbates, God kills a kitten?
>> Anonymous
Id hit it.
>> Anonymous
Oh god. I work in social services. One of our clients has AIDS and she has these giant purple sores all over her that constantly ooze.

...she also colored her hair, clothes, and makeup to match them.
>> Anonymous
>>142081
I lol'd. Not at the aids, thats not funny in this context but at the fact that she's matched her wardrobe and appearance to her sores.
>> Anonymous
ill stick my dick in her orifice
>> Anonymous
>>142118
It certainly added a certain something...

Did I mention her cerebral palsy afflicted daughter who was a nonsentient mass of twisting, writing limbs twitching on the floor?
>> Anonymous
Writhing, even.

Dammit, now I'm picturing some Terry Schiavo related sesame street episode
>> Anonymous
>>142160
I imagined an octopus on her mom's office floor, shouting "HI MOMMMMMMMM"
>> Anonymous
id fuck her.. hopefully no pimples on the butt