Parkour, a new style of life.I can fucking wall run you bitches. Squatz can't.
Stop making these threads.
>>481081Okay okay... Only made like, 3.Got carried away in the flow of things... Sort of like parkour!
Squatz allow me to jump and run faster than you.And this allow me to wall run hingher and longer than you.FAGGOT
>>481090fuck noyour legs are too thick and sluggish, full of muscles pulling you back down to earth due to gravity and such.My nimble parkour body scales the walls.
>>481093http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGQfTgqQBoksay what you stupid idiot niggerfaggot motherfucker!?
>>481100He's an asian, it's different.
>>481103It isnt.You and your sillyass faggotass and stupidass pseudo-sport sucks
>>4810935'11 200lbs Doing a 2-step 60" box jump.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzmGqDr-6WMsay what you stupid idiot niggerfaggot motherfucker!?
ken?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViBIt9DhCcEparkour+squats wins
Parkour is pretty good as far as an all round fitness program goes; I've been doing it for 3 and a bit years now. But cocky fuckers like OP who are probably shit anyway kinda ruin it.
>>481143Protip: OP doesn't parkour.
>>481135Dude. Holy shit.
I hate all the parkour fags. They're all like 'I'm so hardcore i can jump over a two foot bench omg'. Its pathetic and childish.
>>481157Can you?
>>481157lifting heavy weights is childish in this day and age.
One of the principals of PK is "non-rivalry", so shut the fuck up your computer-chairbound faggots.
I have finished Mirror's Edge ergo I am a Parkour-God.
>>481157Yeah but it's cause of those faggots that many people don't like parkour.
I've always been under the impression that being large makes parkour difficult.My shoulderspan is 22 inches and I'm 6'5. Would this be detrimental to me doing this shit? I have to say it all sounds very exhilarating.
>>481199I've been into Parkour for maybe 15 months and the difficulty is what you make it to be. Sure, you might not be able to take all the same paths as smaller guys, but you won't have any trouble. Jump in mate, it's a blast!
>>481202I'll give it a shot. It sounds like a lot of fun and a way to stay in great shape just by going from place to place.
>>481075Can't parkour without squatz idiot.