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Anonymous
yes /fit/ another penis thread

So I tried a jelqing routine during May, it gave me erectile dysfunction and nerve damage. My penis was fucking useless, couldn't get erect and couldn't feel anything. Orgasms felt like jerking of your fingers. It was fucking horrifying.

After crying myself to sleep almost every night. To my relief, my penis went back to normal slowly after two months.

Now, this would probably make a sane guy to swear off jeqling forever BUT I gained like .2-.3 inches from that ONE dumbass jelqing session alone (not wishful thinking, actually measured and feels bigger)

For a 4 incher like me, this was kinda a big deal

Now I want to get back into jelqing and I don't want to traumatize my penis. Can anyone point me to a VERY SAFE and VERY GOOD beginner exercise? Something that's idiot proof and can't be misunderstood. I really want to have an averaged sized penis anywhere between 5-6 inches. Having a 4" penis really makes you have a low self-esteem around girls or guys.

tl;dr need a SAFE beginner jelqing routine
>> Anonymous
wtf was your in your jelqing routine to have it grow .3 inches in one session?!
>> Anonymous
>>228044
A big dose of bullshit
>> Anonymous
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>>228044
I dunno, I just followed this gay dude's guide (probably incorrectly)

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/762501/jelqing_pt_1_full_version/

>>228045
It's not BS I swear

which probably doesn't mean much on the internet but whatever
>> Anonymous
You only have one penis be it small average or big, so don't fuck it up. Whoever you're with would rather a small dick that works than a big one that doesn't.

Warm up for 5 mins of a warm damp towel, hot bath/shower, or fill a sock with uncooked rice and sew the end then microwave it until its warm.

Lightly stretch in all directions

If you're cut use some sort of lubrication that wont tear your dick to shreds.

Get about 40%-60% hard then grip the base of the shaft with your thumb and forefinger and apply enough pressure to move the blood from the base to the tip.

Use slow strokes (about 3-5 seconds) and do not apply to much pressure. If you find yourself getting harder than about 60% stop and let yourself get softer again then continue.


You stop jelqing at the head, do not jelq over the head.
>>228049
Dont listen to that guy, holding the tip and pulling back is bad for it.

Don't expect results in the first day this is something that takes time.

tl;dr
warmup, go slow, be gentle.
y
>> Anonymous
Anyone seen any gains yet?
>> Anonymous
I've tried some jelqing and it *seemed* to work. At least the ruler pressed firmly down against my crotch told me as much. The problem is I don't know if that was all due to the casual, occasional dick-twiddling I've done OR because I've been steadily losing weight for some months now and I'm getting better blood circulation on my penor. The latter makes a bit more sense but I'm foolishly clinging to the hope that it's actually the former.
>> Anonymous
>>228088

It could be both. Also,

>casual, occasional dick-twiddling I've done

Maybe you'd start to see more pronounced results if your routine was more regular?
>> Anonymous
if i'm 4" long 4.5" around, how big can i expect to get?
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
Learn to love your small penis.
>> Anonymous
>>228754
you've got to be fucking kidding me right? i'll love my dick when it decides to grow up and be a real dick instead of this midget shit.
>> Anonymous
>>228032

You probably jelqued waaay too hard and loosened some ligaments (pulled out inner penis). You're better off at thundersplace.org or mattersofsize.com with this.

Take it slow, stop if you feel uncomfortable. Seeing blood shoot out your dick is something no man should evar see.
>> Anonymous
>>228759
Nope. It (presumably) is already grown up. Learn to accept that and everything that goes along with it. Or risk messing up your dick with something I'm not even convinced works.

/4.75 inches
>> Anonymous
>>228764
4.5 here. i'm 20, so i assume it wont grow seeing as how it must've stopped when i was 6.

fuck accepting it, fuck you, fuck life, i'm done.
>> Anonymous
5 is average. if your insecure, work out or get hot, so it wont matter if you have a small penis, but dont sleep with other hot ppl cause all they care about is size and looks.
>> Anonymous
>>228801

im 5", when girls first see it they giggle, but then they learn to love it

its really about how you use it. the smaller you are, the more technique you need i suppose
>> Anonymous
>>228830
>giggle

if that happens to me i'm going to flip out, beat her to death and eat a fucking bullet
>> Anonymous
I'm like 6". Do you guys think I should try jelqing?
>> Anonymous
>>228833

the first time it happened, i was with this gorgeous girl and she couldnt stop giggling after she saw it. but after i got her to cum a few times she wouldnt stop begging for my tiny asian eggroll

i think it had something to do with it just being long enough to where my penis head would hit her g-spot everytime i pumped inside her
>> Anonymous
I'm turning 19 in a month, and mine is about 7-71/2 inches long (it tends to vary from time to time for some strange reason) and roughly (lol) 5-6 inches around... although I am uncut. I have always been somewhat insecure about it, but I have yet to even hug/kiss a girl, nevermind date and have sex with one. I'm trying to cope with it the best I can, though.

So don't worry. Everyone has their own insecurities, even if they are nonsensical.
>> Anonymous
Be happy you have a 4 inch penis.

I have a 7.5 inch penis that curves to the left.
>> Anonymous
>>228851

thats why they invented sideways style
>> Anonymous
>>228847
except your fears are delusional while mine are real

there is a very real chance that a girl will laugh when i show her my dick. every single time

>>228843
>first
god fucking dammit.

i applaud you on being a patient person but fuck it.
>> Anonymous
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haha cheers for the ego booster, i thought i was small at 6", 4 inch small cock pricks ahaha fuck u
>> Anonymous
>>228853
forty-five degrees. It looks like a more curved banana.

Im getting surgery this summer
>> Anonymous
if a girl can get off with your finger, she can get off with your dick
>> Anonymous
>>228863
are you talking to mr curved dick?
>> Anonymous
>>228867

no, im talking to all the mr tiny dicks

mr curved dick is fucked though
>> Anonymous
>>228870
not after my corrective surgery bitch, Ill be maybe an inch shorter but Ill only have a slight curve
>> Anonymous
>>228863
girls dont laugh at fingers, they do laugh at small dicks
>> Anonymous
>>228908
If she laughs, use those fingers to make a fist and hit her with them. Then she will stop laughing.
>> Anonymous
>>229020
well at least i'll get sex in prison
>> Anonymous
>>229056
that's the spirit!
>> Anonymous
I'm about 7.5 inches but I've wanted to try jelqing for a while now. Now I KNOW all of you will say that's big enough, and lots of women will lie and say it doesn't matter, but after getting to know lots of chicks and really talking about, they all said 8 inches is the perfect size.

I could jelq my way to 8 inches in a few months, but dunno if its worth it.
>> Anonymous
>>229203
troll, you have to be or i will kill you
>> Anonymous
>>229203
0/10
>> Anonymous
so about that beginner's routine?
>> Anonymous
I really dont know what women complain about, 12 inches should be enough for any of them.
>> Anonymous
>>229203

Do it. If nothing else, you'll be more confident. There's nothing like working hard to make a positive change in your body, and then seeing it happen.
>> Anonymous
>>229497

Read this.

http://www.thundersplace.org/forum/faq.php?faq=tp_start_here#faq_tp_start_here_newpe
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
/r/ing pics of OP's penis
>> Anonymous
>>229764
GB2/bed/, OP.
>> Anonymous
>>229769
actually my last post was the bump

and no I'm not posting my penor
>> Anonymous
>>228830
>>228843
That's my worst nightmare. I'm not even going to be able to jerk off for a week now, thanks.
>> Anonymous
Can this thread just fucking die now, I'm sick of all this jelking talk.
>> Anonymous
use a vice grip.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
jelqing doesn't belong here. It isn't something a "fit" person would do. It sounds damaging.

sage
>> Anonymous
>>230896
Nice sage there, buddy.
Jelqing sounds risky, what other methods are there?
I remember hearing something about apricot seeds, but I'm guessing that's bullshit?
>> Anonymous
>>230930
Protip from a doctor, it is ALL bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>230932
No shit. Think about it people, if there was a reliable way to increase your dick size it would be almost universally known and the inventor would be one of the richest men alive.
>> Anonymous
I don't know what you are doing wrong, because ever since I've started jelqing I've had fuller and harder erections.

Not to mention an increase in size.
>> Anonymous
OP, i'll save you some time:

This is all pointless.

Heres why. Jelqing DOES work, I will not deny it, but once you're done being happy over the the gains you have gotten (and it takes MONTHS to get inches), you will lose all that you have earned. Unless you actually damaged the penile tissue (which you probably did), after a few months of not jelqing your penis will return to its original size.

TL;DR: The gains you work so hard to make will peak, then they go back to normal.
>> Anonymous
>>231097
anyone else verify this?
>> Anonymous
>>228855
Better than them calling the police when you do it. Which is what would happen to me and oh so many other Anons at this point.
If you can get laid you need to stop complaining and stfu on 4chan.
But that's just my humble ronery opinion.
>> Anonymous
>>231097
there's something called cementing?
>> Anonymous
>>231965
what the fuck are you saying
>> Anonymous
People with curved penis: DON'T FUCKING DO CORRECTIVE SURGERY, DUMBASSES.

My penis used to be insanely curved to the left because I masturbated with my right hand. I started masturbating with my left hand and it got normal again. The problem is that it's a bit hard and unpleasant to do it at first, but eventually, you will get good at it. Now, when I usually masturbate, I use my right hand. When I see that my cock is getting curved again, I begin to masturbate with my left hand, even if it is not to cum.
The best part is that now I am ambidextrous.
>> Anonymous
bamp
>> Anonymous
>>232078
The hand you jack with doesn't have any effect on how your dick bends.
>> Anonymous
I don't know if it has anything to do with my fap hand, but I masturbated with my right for probably four years, and then started to notice a significant curve to the left. I switched hands, and two years later the curve is still there, more or less the same.

My dick is only 6", so any surgery that would repair the curve but loose me an inch in the process is out of the question. Will I eventually go back to normal if I continue to use my left hand, or should I find and try some other method to fix the problem?

Any suggestions? This condition gives me a lot of anxiety about sex, to the point where my self confidence is shot and I don't talk to girls. I was never a "player" per se, but I could have a conversation at least.

Help.
>> Anonymous
OP is a copypasta also it ruins your penis enjoy dumbfucks.
>> Anonymous
>>232383
better than a small penis
>> Anonymous
>>232475
i dont think a ruined penis is better than a small one
>> Anonymous
>>232480
either way you're not gonna get laid
>> Anonymous
>>231997
"Cementing" is just about as useful as penis pills. (they do nothing).

That OP is right, you WILL lose your gains with inactivity.

HOWEVER, you can maintain your gains if you jelq a few times a week, just make sure you do a "warm up" first.
>> Anonymous
I'm currently suffering the same symptoms that the OP had. You can't imagine how relieving it is to hear people say that they recovered (mine has only been this way for about a week and a half). Honestly guys... OP is not exaggerating when he said that his dick was completely useless. I don't recommend jelqing to anyone regardless of the size of your dick.
>> Anonymous
>>232480
agreed
>> Anonymous
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the absolute question all men are interested:
PENIS, How can I make it bigger?

BRILLIANTTTTT!!!!!1
>> Anonymous
>>232480
>>232542
probably have 7" dicks
>> Anonymous
>>232542
i don't

either way you're not getting any pussy in this lifetime; you might as well take the chance on jelqing working
>> Anonymous
>>232610
troll
>> Anonymous
>>232383
it's not pasta =\
>> Anonymous
I'm a loser virgin with a small penis. Honestly, if I'm about to have sex and I whip out my cock and the girl laughs at it I'll probably end up laughing with her.
>> Anonymous
>>232998
Laughing is good :)

plus her mouth is open, just stick it in.
>> Anonymous
>>232565
Accusing people of having large penises is no way to hold an internet argument, son.
>> Anonymous
Jesus, don't let a thing like penis size stop you from seeing women.

There are a lot of sensitive, lonely young women out there who are just waiting for a decent guy to come along and bring them flowers, and tell them they are pretty, so they can have a truly satisfying laugh at his tiny penis.
>> Anonymous
>>233012
it makes their opinion on small dicks irrelevant.

even if jelqing fucks up my cock, it's still better than trying to fuck a girl with a 4" baby sized cock
>> Anonymous
>>232078
>The best part is that now I am ambidextrous.

lul
>> Anonymous
Despite the common misconception, women do not especially like a baby-sized cock, even if it does help prepare them for the rigors of childbirth.
>> Anonymous
>>233030
Women give birth through their assholes?
>> Anonymous
>>233022
I may fall under the category you mentioned, but here's my two cents anyway...
You've got eight fingers (and two thumbs). And a tongue. And two lips. Use your imagination.
>> Anonymous
>>233037
>You've got eight fingers (and two thumbs). And a tongue. And two lips.
...and they're all bigger than your dick.
>> Anonymous
>>233040

WHO THE FUCK HAS 4 INCH LONG LIPS?
>> Anonymous
>>233054
Maybe he has gigantic nigger lips.

Or he's saying top is 2" and bottum is 2.1"
>> Anonymous
>>233037
and i assume you have those things too, plus a normal sized cock. but i can't just go down on her for 4 hours. you're forgetting that for sex to occur there has to be a time when the dick goes into the vagina and thats the part where no amount of fingers or tongues help.

hands and a mouth are not a substitute for a big dick.
>> Anonymous
Son, sometimes in life, you just have to accept your genetic inadequacy, and learn to live with the knowledge that you'd look pretty in a dress.
>> Anonymous
>>233030
is there anyone on earth that thinks girls like small dicks? what the fuck are you talking about?
>> Anonymous
Try sticking your foot in her. You've got nearly a meter of leg to go in then.
>> Anonymous
>>233073
i'm 6'2" and 210 pounds. i doubt it
>> Anonymous
>>233083
Alright then, that you'd look pretty in panties.

Nice and smooth. No unsightly, out-of-place lumps.
>> Anonymous
>>233022
wow, maybe an heroing is you only option
>> Anonymous
>>233111
Would, but his gun isn't big enough.
>> Anonymous
>>233116
har dee fucking har

i guess it's time to break out the alcohol and drink this thread away
>> Anonymous
Why don't you just turn into a homosexual?
>> Anonymous
this
>> Anonymous
thread
>> Anonymous
sucks
>> Anonymous
sage
>> Anonymous
>>233159
Guys, we have a fucking pro in our midst.
>> Anonymous
>>233151
trying to recruit so you can get a date? fag
>> Anonymous
but it's a better troll than that dumbshit Mussels fuckery
>> Anonymous
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT RUSSIANS
>> Anonymous
Putin ftw
>> Anonymous
I herd Russkies dronk
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Just find a cute little asian woman
>> Anonymous
who drinks vodka
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Anyway, jelq is the wrong method of penis enlargement.

You want a stretching device which applies a constant gentle-yet-firm tug for long periods of time, without cutting off circulation. It is not convenient, but it works.

There's a tribe in Africa, where they start the boys hanging rocks off their wangs all day long, and over the course of years they grow to like 2 feet long. At some point, they decide it's long enough, stop hanging rocks, and start tying a knot in their cock to help keep it out of the way.
>> Anonymous
i dronk whisky based vodka
>> Anonymous
who
>> Anonymous
this thread is now about Russians..
>> Anonymous
>>233022
>4" baby sized cock

el oh el
>> Anonymous
>>233185

shhh, this is about Russians
>> Anonymous
>>233187
no it's about small dicks and what you can do about them
>> Anonymous
>>233192

nope. i herd russkies drnik alocholo
>> Anonymous
>>233192

You mean besides laugh?
>> Anonymous
>>233200
>>233192

samefag. who has red War and Peace
>> Anonymous
allow me to sage this for a moment
>> Anonymous
ONE CANNOT BE THIN AND ON /CK/

YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE.
>> Anonymous
hezzo
>> Anonymous
bumping this thread
>> Anonymous
thread is useless
>> Anonymous
rus
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
/r/ sticky
>> Anonymous
I can't believe how many of you are saying that you'd risk the function of your dick for minimal and non permanent growth. If you can't make your dick hard then you can't use it for sex. What the hell good does a slightly larger limp dick do for you?
>> Anonymous
thread is still about russians.

what is up with that falg
>> Anonymous
you know the problem with these threads? no girls.

it's only 4" virgins and other 4" virgins who pretend to be 7" sex machines
>> Anonymous
>>233256
what the fuck does a 4" dick do for me now besides give me fucking nightmares
>> Anonymous
>>233260
>7" sex machines
I lold!
>> Anonymous
>>233260
Women are stupid and lie a lot. Their opinion is next to worthless.
>> Anonymous
>>233267
they also have vaginas, which makes them experts on the matter
>> Anonymous
teq
>> Anonymous
>>233274
Yes, but then they lie about what they like/want. Again, this makes them useless to this discussion and most other things.
>> Anonymous
too bad
>> Anonymous
drt
>> Anonymous
age
>> Anonymous
tsc
>> Anonymous
>>233259
>flag
fixed that for you
>> Anonymous
>>233263
you could still fuck a girl with a 4 inch working penis. a 7 inch useless one would do nothing
>> Anonymous
>>233314
>you could still fuck a girl with a 4 inch working penis

don't think so

good luck finding a girl that will let any dick that small near her
>> Anonymous
>>233327
good luck finding a girl who will put up with you squishing a limp chubby between her legs.
>> Anonymous
>>233334
that's the point. having either means you wont get laid, so why not risk it if there's a chance you'll get a bigger working dick
>> Anonymous
>>228851
i would kill for a 7.5" curved penis
>> Anonymous
>>233341
You say that now, but when your dick is messed up you'll be wondering what the fuck you were thinking.
>> Anonymous
i have been stretching/jelqing/pumping for 1.5 years and have gained 1.25 inches in length and 1 inch in girth.

Go to the aforementioned forums (thundersplaces, mattersofsize) and read what oldfags have to say on the matter. /fit/ is worthless on this.
>> Anonymous
>>233352
You don't have to kill anyone.

I'll let you suck mine for free.
>> Anonymous
>>233374
*thundersplace, rather
>> Anonymous
>>233362
i constantly wonder why i'm so goddamned unlucky to get such a useless penis now, so i'm sure i'll feel exactly the same
>> Anonymous
>>233374
$$$
How much do they pay you dude?
>> Anonymous
I'm pretty happy with my 7" penis, even if I haven't gotten laid for the past 2 years so I have to rely on my hands & a Fleshlight...
>> Anonymous
>>233383
Those two forums are owned by different people who hate each other.

you fail.
>> Anonymous
>>233389
fuck you
>> Anonymous
>>233395
so do pepsi and coke, but they still advertise on the same channels
>> Anonymous
>>233362
you obviously don't know what it's like to have a small dick

girls WILL laugh at it and you will kill yourself
>> Anonymous
>>233419
They dont have the same spokespeople.
>> Anonymous
I hate the fact that I can never get a good deepthroat.

"It's too big!" they tell me. "It just won't fit!" they say. "Ugkagkgugkugk!" usually comes before they start crying.

But yeah, it's not that great to have an above average penis combined with a relatively insensitive one that requires you to thrust this painful ram deep into her most sensitive areas with great force and speed, until she starts crying and begging you to stop, but that just makes you thrust harder and deeper.

Girls don't like it all that much. At least the first time.
>> Anonymous
>>233439
dave chappell
>> Anonymous
>>233443
1/10
>> Anonymous
>>233419
You are an idiot. Yes, a couple of PENIS ENLARGEMENT FORUMS are really comparable to multinational corporations. Go read the volume of posts those forums get, they arent going to send a shill to 4chan /fit/ of all places to advertise. They dont need to.
>> Anonymous
>>233462
lol, the volume of posts on 4chan dwarfs both of them combined

plus the fact that most 4channers are self conscious losers, it's the perfect place to advertise
>> Anonymous
>>233462
>>233471
Both of you faggots are advertising by sitting here and fucking arguing about it. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>> Anonymous
>>233381
maybe you should be less self loathing and actually try to have sex with a girl before you whine about it
>> Anonymous
>"It may be that your sole purpose in life is to simply serve as a warning to others"

if your dick is under 5", kill yourself and save yourself the embarrassment
>> Anonymous
it's funny this became a PENIS shitstorm and nobody answered OP
>> Anonymous
>>234265
see>>228058
>> Anonymous
Does size matter for how big you can expect to get? And how so?
>> Anonymous
>>234534
bump
>> Anonymous
>>234613
jesus christ. just let this thread die