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Male Motivation? Anonymous
I work out a decent amount, run every day, lift weights, etc. I wasn't always this way, but I've found that exercise helps keep me sane during the semester and looking good doesn't suck.

I adore my boyfriend, but he has really lost a lot of muscle tone through sitting at the computer and drinking beer. He's not fat because he doesn't eat, but...I really miss his biceps.

What could make you work out again/more? I don't want to be a nag, but damn I miss those nice arms and nothing has really worked so far.
>> Anonymous
dont give him sex
>> Anonymous
Go for a jog with him?
>> Anonymous
>>59608

Sounds like you're speaking from experience, enjoy your restraining order
>> Anonymous
>>59590
From now on all thrusting during intercourse is to be performed with you on top being raised and lowered by his arms only.
>> Anonymous
bribe with sex
>> Anonymous
Is withholding sex the only way? BUT I WANT THE SEX.

dammit.

He hates jogging and he doesn't really need the cardio because we walk. I miss muscle definition. Veins. Y'know.
>> Anonymous
>>59619
That's your problem bitch. Plus, it's not your decision. Now get the fuck back in the kitchen and feed your man like the king he is. Cunt.
>> Anonymous
>>59630

He's only the king when he can hold me down for the RAPE.
>> Anonymous
Have you told him? Using sex like that is just stupid and unhealthy and will backfire on you SO fast. Just tell him you miss his arms and you want him to be fit and healthy with you.
>> Anonymous
>>59643

Yeah, thanks. I've tried the gentle encouragement, but he's still not really going for it.
>> Anonymous
>>59652
why not let yourself go? get all fat and gross and stop showering and shit.

then be like, "yo you get yourself fixed up and ill get myself fixed up"
>> play !3rZQiXcf5A
Hide the beer.
Replace his computer chair with an exercise ball.
Leave male fitness magazines scattered around his room.
Read magazines and drool over the well muscled arms when he's around.
>> Anonymous
>>59619

veins? wtf?
>> Anonymous
bribe with menage a trois
>> Anonymous
Drop this lazy, beer drinking fuck and go out with me instead.
>> Anonymous
youre shallow. kill yourself
>> Anonymous
Tell him that he's getting to be fat and you miss his old body. Guys take to criticism a lot better than chicks. He'll probably freak out, but if you have as good as a body as he says, if you handle it with some degree of tact (whatever would work), there's a chance that it'll work.

Or just start dropping bombs on great physiques on other guys and flirt with him in sight.
>> Anonymous
I want to get with this girl I've liked since 3rd grade. I'd ask her out, and I'm hoping things would go well. Later revealing that I lost it all just for her would make her go crazy for me, right?
>> Anonymous
just tell him what you've told /fit/... you think his old muscular body was sexy and you miss it, he'll either take it on the chin and get back to the gym, or he'll have a big bitch about you asking him to tone up.
>> Anonymous
Thanks for the help, /fit/. I'll see what happens.
>> Anonymous
tell him what you think. The embarrassment may be enough to make him work out with you.
>> Anonymous
>>59641
Lissa? That's you isn't it? Glenn here.
>> Anonymous
>>59728

Yes, its lissa, work out, fatass
>> Anonymous
>>59729
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>59652
we mens don't understand subtle shit. tell it straight up.

here's a thought. get bigger biceps than him, or at least growing at faster rate than his are, you'll embarrass him into action.
>> Anonymous
fucking bitch
>> Anonymous
Fuck someone else. Find a guy that's ripped. He'll get jealous pretty quick.

If he's too stupid to figure out what you're doing, then video tape the act. Find someone else to do the taping. Be sure to do lots of closeups of his arms and chest. Kiss his body everywhere. Moan a lot too, and make lots of eye contact. Transfer to DVD, and leave the disc in his XBox. He'll get the hint, I promise :)
>> Anonymous
I don't know if OP's a bitch. I mean, who likes seeing anyone let themselves go? LOL nevermind this is 4chan

Still, have you talked to him about it OP? Is he distressed about something? Just ... life? Try suggesting physical activity for you to do together. Tell him just what you told this board: that you love him AND you'd really like to get fit TOGETHER. The biceps with enormous pipes will get there if he gets motivated again.
>> Anonymous
>we mens don't understand subtle shit. tell it straight up.

This. He's a guy, remember? He won't get upset about it.

I wish women were more brutally honest (sometimes) more often. I suck at taking subtle hints.
>> Anonymous
lol are you kidding me?

just fucking tell him hes looking like shit. an hour a day of lifting/running is NOTHING when factoring in all the sex it nets.

"sorry johnny. I really dont want to fuck you because you look like a subway commercial. Maybe if you got off your lazy ass and went to the gym..."
>> Anonymous
Op needs to work out for a bit and then beat her boyfriend in armwresteling or something, shit should be sorted out fast.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>60176
This. In a healthy relationship, each person should taunt the other for being less in shape.
>> Anonymous
TELL HIM DIRECTLY, GOD IF A GIRL IS DROPPING SIGNALS TO ME IT JUST LOOKS LIKE SHE LOST A SHOE. SERIOUSLY WTF. DO I LIKE MOVIES? BITCH NO I DONT LIKE MOVIES..

*stares deeply into eyes, and whispers*

i love movies...

what's the problem with being direct? do you feel you lose your woman stripes because you can't manipulate him into doing what you want? seriously wtf, just tell him "babe, you look like shit, hit the gym" and he most likely will.

fucking dumb as nails.
>> Anonymous
>>60188
amen, brother anon...

i missed out on going to prom/getting laid back in HS dropped hints instead of actually saying she liked me... apparently she got all depressed because she thought i didn't like her or w/e sort of bs....

tl;dr - fucking bitches need to talk like humans instead of dropping stupid ass hints
>> Anonymous
>>60210
fucking shit you know same here.

In like twelfth grade some OK looking cunt i would have fucked bow legged was like "i liked u before, we coulda gone out" when she was drunk. And i was like WELL MAYBE IF YOU HADNT FUCKING KEPT THAT TO YOURSELF.

I think i kinda stunk back in HS tho. but w/e.

also recently on 4chan i discovered i have Frenulum breve so maybe i should get that fixed in case i accidently have sex.
>> Anonymous
lol "gentle encouragement" he probably hasnt' even fucking noticed. PROTIP we don't give a shit about your petty antics. Be a man or deal with it.
>> Anonymous
>>60307
>>60210
>>60188

rofl
>> Anonymous
Just tell him it gets you so excited seeing his biceps all big. Be forward and it will pay off more in the end.