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Anonymous
This is fucking weird, /fit/, but i think i'm shitting some blood.
I feel fine and it doesnt hurt when i take a dump, but the water in the toilet turns all red.
wtf & what do i do about it?
>> Anonymous
It means you will die in exactly one month.
>> Anonymous
>>58965
so random xD
plus not funny
gb2/b
>> Anonymous
>>58969
Not random. It happened to my brother. Wasn't being funny. It's just too late for you man. You had a good life, now start making your preparations.
>> Anonymous
get a vampire to give you a rim job
>> Anonymous
it could be anything might be hemeroids or it could be something much worse like colon cancer go see a doc
>> Depressed Guy
If troll: drink the water

If not: go see a doctor. NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T SHIT BLOOD!
>> Anonymous
>>58998
lol didn't delete my name from that other thread
>> Anonymous
Did you eat beets lately?
>> Anonymous
That happened to me a few years ago. It was because I wasn't having enough fibers in my diet.
>> Anonymous
>>59179
yes
>> Anonymous
Are you playing to roughly with your bf or using foreign objects?
>> Anonymous
>>59179

Eating bees would probably asphyxiate you from the swelling of the painful stings before you get a chance to ever shit blood
>> Guil
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>>59653
>beets
>bees
Learn the difference. It could SAVE YOUR LIFE.
>> Anonymous
>>59179
lol how'd u guess that?
>> Anonymous
>>59179
will beets actually do that? shit, man... that's nasty
>> Anonymous
Are you taking any supplements? NaNO Vapor is known for this... If so, it's probably not blood and just the coloring in the product.