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Anonymous
I'm a pale white boy that wants to get a tan now that the sun is coming out again.
What are some good times/durations/products/etc that I should know of so I don't kill myself?
>> Anonymous
Try using a blowtorch on your skin.
>> Anonymous
>>69932
Don't listen to this douche. The best way to get a quick, safe tan is to rub your skin all over with steel wool. Your skin will develop some color and become nice and smooth :3
>> Anonymous
>>69950
This person's comments are somewhat misleading. It's important to use 00 steel wool or finer to ensure that your skin is as smooth as possible.
>> The Dark One !UYklPQPVhw
All you need is sun, a good tanning lotion and time.
>> Anonymous
OP speaking.

So does anyone here actually go out in the sun? Or am I asking the wrong crowd...?
>> Anonymous
Really, go in the sun when it isn't at it's peak. Try to avoid it or wear heavy screen between 11-3 or so. Any other time the UV rays aren't as strong and make it easier to tan safely.
Not that tanning is good for your skin, but you asked for advice.
>> Anonymous
>>69985
You're asking 4chan, I'll just leave it at that.
>> Anonymous
If you're pale, go for a maximum of 30 minutes unprotected at a time. As you get more tanned you can extend it.
>> The Dark One !UYklPQPVhw
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I have been for the last couple days. About an hour a day, regardless if the sun is out or not.

UV radiation is what causes you to tan, and it's present all the time during the day, regardless of cloud cover.

Pic is of my upper arm.
>> Anonymous
I don't know if any of you guyz is being serious.

I can't trust you.

WTF is this board for then?
>> Anonymous
>>70146
nothing
>> The Dark One !UYklPQPVhw
>>70146
To push all the fitties into one place, then blow them up with a thermonuclear warhead.
>> Anonymous
Don't go in the sun.

The government (jews) are trying to give you cancer so they can show their true form.
>> Anonymous
Hate to break up the lulz, but the only answer if you don't want a spray-on tan or a visit to the tanning salon is to go outside. Tanning is your body's reaction to the skin being damaged by UV rays. Extra melanin is produced so your skin doesn't absorb as much the next time it goes out.

A ghost like you should start with the highest SPF suntan lotion he can find, with both UVA and UVB protection. Also, people don't realize that they usually put too little on. You should be slathering about an ounce over your whole body (shotglass size) and reapplying every 2-3 hours. Then sit out in the sun. You'll still get a tan, although gradually.
>> Anonymous
Does the drug melanotan work?
>> Anonymous
>>69954
>>69950
>>69932
These peoples comments are uninformative. just do some squats
>> Anonymous
enjoy your cancer
>> Anonymous
>>69930
Just go outside and tan for half an hour you pussy. Goddamn nancy boys afraid of everything these days. It's the SUN, unless you start staring at it, or roast yourself for an hour you'll be fine.

And face it, with or without suntanning you're probably gonna get cancer anyways. Enjoy.