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Never again. Anonymous
Yesterday i was at a party, and i made out with a girl i like, although when we spoke later on she said she didn't feel anything for me, and it broke my heart.

I know that if i was more /fit/ and more confident she would've wanted to have more contact with me later on.

Today, i'm fucking tired of this shit. So i decided to get in really good shape, and stop drinking much at parties.

I have 2x dumbells with 15kg of weight total, split into

2x 5
2x 1
2x 2

or something like that.


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>> Anonymous
As a female, I can say you are an idiot.

I drool over Brandon Flowers (the singer from the Killers) cause he is hot and has a nice body. I doubt I'd EVER date someone like that, though. My BF is almost 250 pounds and I am totally, madly in fucking love with him.

So, ok, this bitch might have wanted casual sex later if you were in better shape, but I doubt it would have blossomed into something great. You just didn't click with her...sorry, but that's dating. One of the WORST things you can do is blame a failed relationship on body image or something like that, cause you'll probably just turn into a conceited asshole and have even more trouble with women.

Um, trust me. All women really want is somebody who is not a total bag of bricks in the head, sensitive but still masculine and strong, and just has that sort of intuition that they'll just come and comfort you randomly even if you told them nothing was wrong.

Results may vary from girl to girl, but most of us hate assholes, but we also are not keen on being the dominant force in a relationship (IE making us ask you out cause you're too shy and emo kiddish).
>> Anonymous
>>82091

Pfaaaahahahahahah. Typical wishy washy crap.

Anyway, OP: At parties, you're not looking for love, you're looking for sex. If they don't feel anything, who cares. Have sex, have fun, relationship crap comes later.

Besides, do you really want to hook up with the girl that just did a kegstand at the frat? If you're looking for a relationship, try more erudite places.
>> Anonymous
>>82091
Op should still become /fit/ just for the added confidence.

And you're probably like 200 lbs so your opinion is void.
>> Anonymous
>>82091
>the singer from the Killers...has a nice body
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>82111

Only problem with becoming /fit/ for a chick is that, the second she dumps you you become a weepy emo bitch and get fat again.

May as well save himself the effort.
>> Anonymous
>>82114
weepy emo bitches are usually skinny
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>82116

Oh god, don't make me dredge up the fat emo pictures. They're somewhere in the bowels of my trolling folder.
>> Anonymous
>>82091
>(the singer from the Killers) has a nice body
>the singer from the Killers
>the Killers
>> Anonymous
>>82091
>As a male
>> Anonymous
Sometimes it just feels like you're kissing your hand. When you make out with someone you have chemistry with your lips feel tingly and you can see fireworks. Working out isn't going to create chemistry unless you're butt ugly and/or fat.
>> Anonymous
>>82091

Negative.
>> Anonymous
Working out will enhance your chances to successfully perform the dating maneuver known as RAPE.

Get big and get laid, whether they want it or not.

/thread
>> Anonymous
Don't be a total faggot. Download DeAngelo's book off of p2p or torrents.
>> Anonymous
>>82091

As a female, I disagree wholeheartedly with this "female".

It's SOO much easier to love and be interested in someone who is good-looking. Everytime I've ever dated an unnattractive guy, I've always had to TRY REALLY HARD to actually feel something for him. But if the guy is good-looking, those feelings come effortlessly.

Do yourself a favor, and get /fit/. You'll be better looking, and more women will be interested in you.

Despite what many people will tell you, the idea that women will fall all over you if you're "confident" is absolute bull. We care A LOT about appearance too.
>> Anonymous
>>82388

Appearance gets your foot in the door, charisma gets you all the way through.
>> Anonymous
>>82403
>>Appearance gets your foot in the door, charisma gets you all the way through.

I think you mean charisma and appearance get you in, /fit/ gets you in the rear door.
>> Anonymous
>>82409

Lol, I stand corrected.
>> Automatic Faggot !!wfeF0QX/gyr
>>82388

I can't tell if this is trolling or not.
>> Anonymous
>>82456
Ever meet an ugly, but awesome, girl and think "gee, she'd be perfect if she wasn't fucking ugly. She's like one of the guys! Why can't she be hot?"

It's the same fucking thing for women. Anyone who says otherwise is lying, delusional, or misinformed.
>> Anonymous
>>82082
LOL CURLS FOR DA GURLZ
>> Anonymous
David DeAngelo will help reel in chicks better than muscles ever will. Being /fit/ is the best thing you can do for your raping ability, though, I'll give you that.
>> Anonymous
>Ever meet an ugly, but awesome, girl and think "gee, she'd be perfect if she wasn't fucking ugly. She's like one of the guys! Why can't she be hot?"

no
i don't notice ugly women
>> Anonymous
>>82510
DIPS FOR DA CHIKZ BRAH
>> Anonymous
>>82548
squats for da twats
>> Anonymous
>>82564
HAHAHA HEY RAMIRO CHECK THIS NERD RIGHT HERE TRYING TO ZONE GO PLAY WITH YOUR MARIO YOU FUCKING LOSER
>> Anonymous
BUMP
>> Anonymous
If I was to only give you two tips about women, it's something I've figured out all on my own from my own experience. I'd love to hear any female's opinions on these, btw

Firstly, women actually HATE being in total control. But they also usually hate admitting it.

Secondly, it doesn't matter that you don't look like Brad Pitt. What does matter is that you're enough of a smartass to have the balls to let her know she's not Angelina Jolie.

But yeah. Get in shape.
>> Anonymous
OP here =) Thanks a lot for the comments, i'll surely try to get more fit.

Also the picture is completly unrelevant, i just needed something to post.


Although i think if i got more fit i would've atleast have more confidence and therefore could have even better odds.
>> The Truth Anonymous
I'm a girl. Here's my take on my gender:

We girls spend seven days a month bleeding from our smelly twats, and the rest of the month we're just leaking pussy snot into our panties. Our brains are scientifically proven to be smaller than men's and we have no ability to discipline ourselves not to eat the next donut or not to suck that next cock. We're quite filthy stupid beasts, you know, and fully deserving of rape.

Teehee! ^___^
>> Anonymous
>>82997
Uhm... don't seem like most women :P
>> Anonymous
Any suggestions to what reps and things to do with my dumbells, to build muscles?
>> Anonymous
>>83028
5 sets 5 reps, with a weight you can only do 5 reps with, when you can do 5 sets of 6-7 reps at that weight, use a more weight.
>> Anonymous
>>82854
Let me add from my experiences and what I've seen.

Women's existance revolves around subtly gaining control or power over you. That's why they go for the bad boys, it's a challenge.

Should you ever find one day that you've let them have that kind of power over you, you'll find that she's unconsciously lost attraction for you and turned into a total and irrational bitch. I never made this mistake again after I realized what had been happening with my past relationships.
>> Anonymous
>>83090
its true, but i can't for the life of me come up with why they'd evolve that response of trying to change someone and then when they do, to no longer find them attractive
>> Anonymous
>>83090
Hmm.. seems logical actually.

Although, how do one act at a party to seem like a challenge? Just kiss random girls all the time and try to take it all the way all the time?
>> Anonymous
>>82091
... But you'd fuck him behind your boyfriend's back if he gave you attention. OP's trying to usurp metaphorical Brandon Flowers' position.
>> Anonymous
MY DATABASE DOES NOT ENCOMPASS THE DYNAMICS OF HUMAN PEAR BONDING

NEXT QUESTION PLEASE
>> Anonymous
>>82388
>Everytime I've ever dated an unnattractive guy, I've always had to TRY REALLY HARD to actually feel something for him. But if the guy is good-looking, those feelings come effortlessly.

That's because you're a shallow bitch.

If I were OP I'd get fit, hook up with you, then dump your ass after taking your anal virginity.
>> Anonymous
>>83109
I would punch her facial virginity
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83107
>PEAR BONDING
>> Anonymous
You generalize women and you are destined to fail. No one woman, or not group of women can stand for all women. Not saying the things in this thread aren't true, I'm just saying that you should consider that everything isn't black and white. Don't lose the girl of your dreams just because you want to be a " bad boy ". Look at the qualities that you can tell she wants and build yourself around that.
>> T-101
>>83111
YES I'M REFERRING TO THE BONDING BETWEEN HUMAN PEARS
>> Anonymous
>>83117
>HUMAN PEARS
*PAIRS
>> Anonymous
>>83114
you're crazy
why should he change himself for a woman
that's just stupid
>> Anonymous
>>83114
I wasn't implying you have to be a bad boy to get girls. You just have to pick up the mannerisms girls like about stereotypical bad boys while letting them keep the shitty ones. Like you said.
>>83126
It isn't about changing yourself to get someone to like you. You're doing it for yourself. If you can't accept that way of looking at it then to each his own.
>> Anonymous
>>83126
Okay, or if you don't want to change, then move on to someone that best fits you.
>> Anonymous
>>83090
Perfect. Thank you for completing my theory.
>> Anonymous
>>83150
>83114 Here
Oh, I get it now.

I can totally agree with that. I'm understanding, but I can't picture myself letting a girl walk all over me. . I think some girls like that quality.
>> Anonymous
Thanks for all the advice and stuff, please do continue :)
>> Anonymous
Any excercises i can do?
>> Anonymous
In order to double your dating, simply double your attempts at dating

IT'S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE
>> Anonymous
the alpha male is rich, not necessarily a big muscle man. who's higher up the social ladder, the successful businessman, or the big tan construction worker?
>> Anonymous
>>83648
That was actually not a bad idea. I just gotta ask more girls out.
>> Anonymous
>>83996

How does that explain housewives fucking the gardener?
>> Anonymous
>>82523

/tyson/
>> Anonymous
>>84620

EASY,
BITCHES ARE OUT ON THEIR ASS

or something like that. maybe a little,

HES BANGING A FEW ON THE SIDE ANYWAY
>> Anonymous
Seems impossible to please women.
>> Anonymous
>>84620
ask /r9k/
>> Anonymous
>>82082
Female here, lesbian though. First impressions do count. You maybe the soul mate of someone, if that someone doesn't give you a chance from the start due to how you look, it's not like it matters. Alphamale up, OP.

Do anything you can. Try a gym as well, if you have the money and time.
>> Anonymous
>>83090
Sound advice but this applies if the girl actually wants you in the first place =\