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Help! Anonymous
I have a total upset stomach and class to attend in 2 hours. What can I do to calm it down? I took to anti-diarrheal pills and it hasn't worked yet. :(
>> Anonymous
>>308944
I just don't want to shit my pants while taking a math quiz.
>> Anonymous
>>308949
BUY A DIAPER
>> Anonymous
>>308950
You can still hear sputtering poop juices in a diaper...and smell it. My poop is toxic today. I would clear out the college building.
>> Anonymous
>>308956
Show up for quiz. Take quiz. Leave and go to bathroom and stay there until you clear your colon.
>> Anonymous
if you cant shit out your entire colon in two hours, dont go.

but you probably will be able to do so.
>> Anonymous
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>>308957
Dumb bitch professor never has a set time for the quiz. Sometimes she will do it mid-class, other times she will do it at the end, etc. Hopefully she gives us the quiz first thing...I'll take it and leave.

>>308960
I'm working on it...it just seems to refill itself.
>> Anonymous
>>308972
You need to eat more fiber. It can combat diarrhea. Just eat a measuring cups worth of oatmeal every single day.
>> Anonymous
Try liquid anti-poop stuff. It works much faster.
>> Anonymous
butt plug