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Dear mis/fit/s

Who is /fit/s official mascot?

Pic possibly related
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>> Anonymous
EL GUAPO!!!
>> Anonymous
Ryan Reynolds
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
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Sportacus!
>> Anonymous
Tony the tiger. Duh.
>> Anonymous
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Forgot image 'cuz i'm a tard
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
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Hmmm...
>> Anonymous
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EXTREME!!!
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>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>35602
Oh wow... That rush of nostalgia made me dizzy for a second.
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>> Amuro !nA4kpJCkfU
>>35598
NOBODY does SQUATZ like Gaston..
>> Anonymous
>>35598
>>35608
By your powers combined, you ARE the /fit/ mascot.
>> The_Fat_Fuck !xf4elShL76
Ross Enamit
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SaSQUATS!
>> Anonymous
>>35563
someone find a woman doing this, verified as real, and we use that. otherwise, use this. we can all aspire to that likely.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
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>>35636
I don't have anything to verify with, but it's real. Magnus Scheving (Sportacus from LazyTown) is a gymnastic champion. And you know those gymnasts got some nutty upper-body strength...
>> Anonymous
>>35639
Seconded.

If not, than Eugene Sandow or another old time lifter using some very old skool weights saying "Quite Rly". <-- Requires a large mustache.
>> Naoki !uj/koSf.Zc
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Kyra Gracie.

I also second Ross Enamait.
>> Anonymous
>>35540
>>35602
>>35606
I support Street Sharks, Bas Rutten, and Gina Carano.

mmmmm....gina....
>> limE !yy5ZHsUuMQ
>>35639
I support Sportacus!
>> Anonymous
>>35639
Magnus supposedly decreased childhood obesity in Iceland by 30%, with Lazytown and "fruit vouchers".

I don't think these method would work in the UK and US however.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>35663
LazyTown has actually be around for a long while in Iceland, but they aren't broadcasting it anymore (except repeats) in the US, so it's not LazyTown's fault we suck...
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Can it please be corror man?

If only we could reflect in our own routines the steely determination and boundless optimism shown on his face, we would all be superhuman. His obvious bravery in the face of humiliation is a shining beacon to the overweight worried about exercising in public. in short, Corror man must be our new mascot.
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LIGHT WEIGHT LIGHT WEIGHT
>> Anonymous
>>35670
A very unexpected and well argued challenger appears
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>> norw
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contest over, thanks for entering
>> Anonymous
sportacus

his physique gives fat pedos of 4chan hope of 12-year-olds calling them for a chance
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this is seriously a question?
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>> Anonymous
>>35703

Fucking finally.
>> Anonymous
>>35695
2nded
>> Anonymous
>>35703
tiny asian is tiny and overrated
>> Anonymous
>>35716
troll response is trollish and responsive.
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>> Anonymous
>>35720
his valid opinion is valid
>> Anonymous
>>35703

dead with 32 is nothing i would call fit and healthy
>> Anonymous
>>35754
tiny fucking asian with nothing to back his claims except his cashing in ex-wife is, well, you can fill in the rest.
>> Anonymous
>>35761
>>35754
>>35751

Bruce Lee is a God among men and anyone who thinks different is a fool or hasn't done any research on the man besides looking at his wiki.
>> Anonymous
>>35770
Anyone who thinks that Bruce Lee is anything other than a hippie aZn movie star with low body fat percentage has bought into the idolized version of someone who died young at the height of their career and was thus remembered fondly.

Just like Heath Ledger - everyone is like "Aww oh shit, such a good actor" yatta yatta and all that bullshit. NO, Ledger was not even that good of an actor. He was in 10 Things I hate About you and A Knights Tale and he had a drug problem. But he died young after 1 good performance. (James Dean, anyone?)

If Bruce Lee were alive today he'd just be another fag on the cover of Black Belt Magazine and no one would care.
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>> Anonymous
sportacus. it is decided.
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/thread
>> Anonymous
>>35540
YEAH BUDDY!
>> Anonymous
>>35770
done plenty. he's pretty much a nobody fighting wise.
>> Anonymous
>>35779
Fail. Whatever you think of Bruce Lee's career or status as figure of pop culture, you CAN NOT deny that he was in fucking great shape.
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thomas inch
>> Anonymous
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I have found him!
>> Anonymous
Jessica fucking Biel.

I'd post one of those paperazzi pictures of her working out, with her fucking amazing legs and ass, but I'm too lazy.

Fuck, now I wanna fap.
>> Anonymous
>>36715

Dude, i already posted one!
>> Anonymous
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This is /fit/'s mascot.
>> Anonymous
>>36725

How the FUCK did no one post this guy yet. I believe we have a winrar.
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>>35540
I SWEAR TO GOD, ONE MOTHERFUCKER LOOKS AT ME THE WRONG WAY, I'M STARTIN' A FIGHT!

WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN PROTEIN MOM!
>> Anonymous
>>36729
it took me forever to find.
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>>35670
>>35673
>>35677
I must further support the views expressed in favor of corror man, matched with the whimsical fashion sense of Tingle.
>> Anonymous
>>35671

winrar
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BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
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Dave Grohl of course. Duh.

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>> Anonymous
>>36767
that's stupid
>> Anonymous
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Oh yeah, motivation and physique
>> Anonymous
>>36774

Obvious newfag is obvious and new.
Not that it matters on THIS board, but try not to be trolled so easily.
That said, I think the Dave Grohle guy was posting IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST IN JEST
>> Anonymous
>>36730
seconded.
NOT NOW CHIEF, I'M IN THE FUCKIN' ZONE!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>36779
that's smart?
>> Anonymous
>>36670
Didnt say he wasn't in shape. But he's definitely one of the most overrated people of all time.
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>>36829

He re-defined how to think about martial art.

The Tao of Jeet Kune Do.
>> Anonymous
>>36829
He could do 50 one arm chin up's
50!!!
>> Another World
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uh charles atlas?
>> Anonymous
>>36857
no, he didn't. everything he had been saying had been in practise with every other motherfucker since forever, often stated explicitly. he just said it on tv a lot.

seriously, i get fucking sick of this. do some real research on the martial arts in china and japan, and by that i mean read more than donn draeger and peter fucking lewis. particuly look at the influence that zen buddhism had and what mushin actually means

>>36725
FUCK YEAH, BARNABY

>>36859
other than his wife and students of his trying to set up their own schools, who ever verified this or any of the other claims associated with him? no one, that's who.
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>>35999
We have a tough choice ahead of us...
>> Anonymous
I don't think anyone can argue that Bruce Lee isn't /fit/s mascot.

Any other suggestion is wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>36878
then you haven't been paying attention. he gets universally bagged by everyone except you so fuck off.

FUCK YEAH, BARNABY
>> Anonymous
>>36857
Jeet Kun Do is just another way of saying "Do what works" really. A theory that has been around forever. I'll give him minor credit for helping to make it more acceptable for people to cross-train, but that really only applied to some martial artists.

The military had been using "jeet kun do" for years, but just called it a "combat system."

The more specific aspects of it that don't apply to cross training were borrowed from many disciplines, namely Kung Fu and Tae Kwon Do.

Bruce Lee - Great athlete, overblown at everything else other than physical fitness.

Also, fucking reefer head. Dude was cracked out. (Or at least talked like it)
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sup faggots.

You called?
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yew mus dew maor squats n cardio