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Anonymous
Please help me /fit/, I've got a bit of a problem going on downstairs. Now normally I'd see a doctor over this shit but I'm kinda hoping I can avoid that considering it's formed in my ass crack.

But anyway, it looks like I've got some kind of bacterial infection in my upper ass crack, it oozes green shit and bleeds when wiped after the green shit is removed. Slightly painful to the touch, but mostly it gets on my underwear and smells pretty bad.

Is there any kind of over the counter remedy for something like this or maybe you can help me identify what it is?
>> Anonymous
Doctor
>> Anonymous
In the meantime take 2000 mg of vitamin C three times per day.
also, go to the doctor and report back
>> Anonymous
pilonidal cyst. see a doctor. it'll get incredibly painful and basically ruin your life, from what i've heard.

it's caused by being a fat motherfucker who sits around on his fat ass all the time, btw.
>> Anonymous
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Listen to the nice doggy.
>> Anonymous
>>404685
Yeah that's me alright. This looks to be it guys, guess I gotta get a doctor to cut it open and clear it out, ugh. I read hair removal can prevent it from coming back, any anons do this to their ass? I wouldn't think of shaving but an one of those full hair pulling things might be good.