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Chlorophyll Anonymous
So, seeing as I don't get the opportunity to eat many vegetables I decided to try this stuff. And I did! And I didn't really notice anything different or special, other than my shit went green.

I figure it's not even being digested, so it can't have any actual nutritional value.

What are your thoughts, and do you have any suggestions for green food replacers that are quick and easy to prepare and don't take up a whole meal

Backstory for those who give a crap - I live with other people and we eat our meals together, it's usually something like frozen lasagne, instant noodles, or maybe, if someone's feeling extravagant, some kind of sauce in a jar on some rice. I'd eat vegetarian if I could, but that would mean I'd need to buy my own fridge, as everything everyone else eats fills the one we have and none are willing to sacrifice the space used for their bottle of cordial so I can put half a lettuce in there. Also, I tried eating without them, and it turns into a shitstorm about how I'm neglecting them or some shit. Seeing as I have to live with them I'd rather that not happen again. Essentially, I'm being forced to eat shit food due to not being able to move elsewhere.

I need something small, or something that doesn't need to be refrigerated so it'll last longer, something like that bottle of chlorophyll. Which seems mighty suspicious.
>> Anonymous
>>43997
Lol, that shit is going to turn you into a fucking plant.

On another note, tomatos last quite a while if you keep them in sunlight.

Buy them under-ripe so they last longer.
>> Anonymous
No one is forcing shit on you. Grow some balls and quit with the excuses.
>> Anonymous
>>44007

MARTHA?! GTFO off my 4chan, I get enough of your fat bitch whining at home.
>> Anonymous
>>43997
Quit fucking whining and prepare your own food, you lazy fat fuck. That way you can eat with them AND eat healthy.

Though if you just want to admit that you're a lazy fuck and wants the quick and sleazy approach, there are healthy pill supplements to put in your diet.

Oh, and people can't digest chlorophyll. You've pretty much been drinking money and pooping it into the toilet.
>> Anonymous
post pics when you turn into a bulbasaur
>> Anonymous
>>44017
I'll whine as much as I want - see I can't make food when I have nowhere to store ingredients, I can't prepare food when they're preparing food because, due to fat, they take up the entire kitchen and bitch when someone tries to get a glass of water.

Also, notice how I said I didn't think the chlorophyll was being digested etc?

And yes I am lazy. Or I'd be building my own hobo shanty in the driveway to get away from those faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>44031
Quit being a pushover.
>> Anonymous
>>44031
Then do what Asian and Mexican families do: buy what you need for one meal and cook it. If you don't have the means to store in bulk, that's the easiest way to cook for yourself. That or buy a cooler and use that. You hardly need a fridge for just yourself.

And if they don't share the kitchen while they're cooking (which doesn't make sense since what you listed as them eating isn't hideously difficult or tedious to prepare) cook before they do.

Oh, and don't forget the obvious response of TALKING TO THEM ABOUT IT. It might just make them more understanding.
>> Anonymous
>>44053
I tried talking to them. Caused shitstorm. Also, the person cooking stands in the kitchen watching until it's done. And cooking before they do results in me eating before they do which causes shitstorm. Also, I don't live near enough to a supermarket to buy food every day unless I feel like wasting all my time travelling.

Anyway, someone answer my fucking question about what to eat to replace greens instead of telling me to do obvious things to work around these faggots, obvious things I've already tried.
>> Guil
>>44403
Sounds more like you're underage b& and living with parents.
Try going to the doctor and having him suggest you change your diet and tell them the doctor told you to or something
>> Guil
>>44403
The closest thing would be V8 Juice or something, to replace vegetables/fruit.
>> Anonymous
>>44406
I get a reasonable ammount of fruit in my diet - apples and bananas don't need refrigeration etc. and you can eat them for snacks. It's just greens I'm having the major problem due to wilting rapidly outside a fridge. I suppose I could replace a portion of my fruit intake with peas or something but that wouldn't cover the green leafy portion of a healthy diet would it? I've tried keeping cellery in a vase, it works, but you can't keep it for more than a few days or it gets slimy at the bottom. And it's not exactly leafy either.
>> Guil
>>44411
http://www.officialaerogarden.com/default.aspx?adid=ggl1002.1&gclid=CPmg5M70jJICFQ4JPQodaimY_w

Get that then, can even keep it in your room?
>> Anonymous
>>44432
I love how they try make out like it's cheap and free for the first 36 days - I mean, $20 is so little it might as well be free, and you know, 3 payments of $50 is so little you could shit more money than that in a day. Can't they just say 'it's $170, and you can get it on a pay-over-time scheme'.

Fuck I hate marketers who think that tricking people is the way to get the cash...

And wtf, a garuntee of 100% seed germination? Isn't that a little fucking risky, seeing as there's such thing as infertile seeds that will just never grow...? And then in the 'how it works' part they're shitting on about how it creates a perfect rainforest environment... so what about the plants that don't like that and can't live in it?

I smell internet scam. I bet it arrives from hong kong, works 'fine' for the trial period and then breaks. Probabaly a massive electrical hazard or something that's gonna burn someone's house down. You'd be better off getting a fishtank, a full spectrum lamp and a soil water tester if you wanted to be stupid and high tech. Or, omg, just water it every day and leave it near a window.
>> Anonymous
dried fruits and nuts
>> Anonymous
You realise you're not a plant and therefore cannot process cholorophyll, right?
>> Anonymous
>>44669

I fucking lol'd.
>> Anonymous
Seeing as you can't stand up for yourself, your best bet is to go get supplements.

1. Buy/eat Costco multivitamins (for vitamins) and Metamucil (for fiber)
2. ???
3. PROFIT!
>> Anonymous
you can get a small frig for about 10 bucks I have one its awesome its big enough for two people.
and takes up no room. thats one problem solved.
as for cooking buy a electric pan cook in your room if you can't use the kitchen.

waits for op to bitch
>> Anonymous
>>44683
typo 100 bucks
>> Anonymous
Sorry homes; you can't replace the real thing. At worst you can just stop by McDonalds or any other fast food restaurant and get some of their shit salad without the ranch. That's some greenery right there. That's all I got.
>> Sage Sage
Sage because OP is spineless weenie. These are the people that need to kill themselves off because they don't amount to anything.

EVAR.

Also, sage, it goes in all fields.
>> SAGE SAGE
SAGE for BAWWWWWW faggotry.
>> SAGE SAGE
SAGE