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MILO OF FUCKING CROTON Anonymous
Listen you fucking FAGGOTS. I'm here to tell you about MILO OF FUCKING CROTON. He is probably the most ALPHA male to have ever lived.

Listen to some shit he did just for shits and giggles:

Ancient sources report he would show off his strength by holding his arm out, with fingers outstretched, and no man could even bend his little finger.

He would sometimes stand on a greased iron disk, and challenge people to push him off of it.

Other sources speak of him holding a pomegranate in one hand, and daring others to take it from him. Nobody ever could, and despite him holding the fruit very tightly, it was never damaged.

Another legend has it that he would train in the off years by carrying a newborn calf on his back every day until the Olympics took place. By the time the events were to take place, he was carrying a four year old cow on his back. He carried the full-grown cow the length of the stadium, then proceeded to kill, roast, and eat it.

Another legend says that he offered to cut down a large tree for a woodsman, who was grateful for the help and promised to return with food later in the day. However, the woodsman never returned, and while Milo was working the tree collapsed on his hand, trapping him. The legend says that Milo was then eaten by wolves or a lion.

NO ONE COULD EVEN TAKE HIS FUCKING POMEGRANETE.
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
So, you're trying to belittle us alpha-males by telling us about a guy who supposedly did all these feats of greatness, but he died because he was clumsey in chopping down a tree and trapped himself, then not only couldn't roll the tree off himself to save his own life, but then got eaten?

...Sounds like the Wolves / Lion got his Pomegranete to me :P
>> Anonymous
WHAT'S THE MATTER, OP; WOLVES GOT YOUR POMEGRANATE?
>> Anonymous
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>He is probably the most ALPHA male to have ever lived.
I disagree.
>> Anonymous
What kind of faggot eats pomegranates?
>> Anonymous
inb4 chuck noris
>> Anonymous
>>52977
SPARTANS AND CROTONIANS!
>> Anonymous
>>52996
both child molesters
>> Anonymous
>>52999

Having sex with children is about the manliest thing a man can do.
>> Anonymous
>>53003
no, having sex with children is far from manly, Micheal Jackson can do it

to rape other "alpha males" is the manliest thing because only a manly man can do it
>> Anonymous
THIS

IS

CROTON
>> Anonymous
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THIS

IS

A CROUTON
>> Anonymous
>>53011
Raping Alpha-Males is now on the top of my "Things to do before you're 30" list.
>> Anonymous
>>53063
you sir are a good man
>> Anonymous
>>53063
i lol'd a little
>> ?The Revolution? !!ywYmO9TuEok
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Guess who ate him.
>> D
Being eaten by a wolf proves that he was a pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>53011
>to rape other "alpha males" is the manliest thing because only a manly man can do it

Hmm...
>> Anonymous
>>52745

if he was so strong why couldn't he dig out the ground around him and slid out from under the tree?
>> Anonymous
>>53335
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr dumbass, learn the legend. His strength was derived from his hand- so the gods punished his hubris by trapping his hand (turning him into an ordinary man) and letting him die.
>> Anonymous
>>53340
he must be good at fapping
>> Anonymous
>>53346
lol hands like a god
>> Anonymous
had to bump this thread for more reactions to post>>53011
>> Anonymous
Raping grizzly bears and great white sharks is part of the warm up routine for any TRUE alpha male.