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Anonymous
How come in porno's the guy always cum's buckets, like 7-8 squirts, where as when I fap I only get 2-3 squirts and they dont shoot hell far?

No trolling. Pic unrelated.
>> Anonymous
your fapping
>> Anonymous
tip: girls don't give a shit about your load
>> Anonymous
>>299913
They squirt extra simulated semen down their urethra prior to the money shots so they can blow out much more than is realistic.
>> Anonymous
>>299920

where can i buy soem
>> Anonymous
You fap too much, you dont drink enough.
Drink 2l of water a day and dont fap for a week and you too can cum buckets! But you cant fap for a week
>> Anonymous
>>299923
you're a faggot

no one cares about load, everybody knows porn stars generally have unrealistically large loads and THEY DON'T FUCKING CARE.
>> Anonymous
>>299913
3:1 ratio of glycerin : water with some sort of colorant to add the milky look (not sure what that additive is though)
>> Anonymous
if you want to shoot further you have to hold your dick differently
>> Anonymous
Take Zinc, L-Arginine and L-Lysine. Abstain for around a week. Youll be able to cum buckets too man.
>> Anonymous
>>299918
Not true. My girlfriend tries to keep me from fapping and holds off sex for days sometimes because she loves to see her face completely covered, or to feel huge gobs running down her inner thighs.

And yeah drink a ton of water, take vitamins supplements, try eating celery, and you'll explode pretty big.
>> Anonymous
I thought everyone came that much? D:
>> Anonymous
lettuce and celery is supposed to be the porn stars secret weapon. Also nearly cummin backing off and then again a few times builds up the pressure i find
>> Anonymous
THE PRESSURE
>> Anonymous
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>>300026
PRESSURE!!!
>> Anonymous
It's because they get so close to coming and then stop a bunch of times which build up your nut pressure.
>> Anonymous
Well yeah... that is for excessive masturbation, and most guys here told you so.

I´m on a bet for no masturbation in a month. I´m almost on the fourth week, and feels great man. I am motivated to do everything and when this is over I´m sure my squirts will reach the ceiling.
>> Anonymous
don't mind me
>>300000
>> Anonymous
its because your masterbating, try not doing that for a week then getting a girl to blow u and you'll see that u can get like five good shots
>> Anonymous
>>299993
What a skank
>> Anonymous
>>299993

Hold off on having sex for DAYS to make sure my boyfriend cums more? Fuck that, sir.

P.S. Hope she's on BCP. lulz
>> Anonymous
Another solution is longer foreplay. Your cock is like a Super Soaker, the more pumps before you pull the trigger, the harder and farther it's going to shoot.
>> Anonymous
a lot of water fruits and veggies.. a few days without secks
>> Anonymous
i heard pineapple juice is like ammo
>> sasuke
well i know that my load is proportional to my amount of horniness. i remember one time i came on my face while sitting.
>> Anonymous
>>300239

...trying to suck yourself off? Musta had ribs removed
>> sasuke
>>300247
no. i was sitting and looking at pornographics. my urethera was angled toward my face.
>> Anonymous
Only thing I've noticed with spunk and fruit is that if you drink like 3-4 glasses of cranberry juice a day, pretty soon your cum tastes noticably sweeter. Nicer for the gf
>> Anonymous
>>300252

No one believes me but I shot a load on the ceiling once from lying down on my bed. Also managed to get myself in the eye and shoot right up on to my face from lying down. Aim for the mouth in the bath can be fun. Cos mine tastes fucking scrummy :P
>> sasuke
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>>300271
THATS A GUN
>> Anonymous
but if you dont fap/have sex for a week or 3 days whatever surely when you do fap or have suprise buttsecks then it will be embarassingly quick?

doesnt seem like a decent sacrifice. 5 minutes of sex to squirt a few more shots out.
>> Anonymous
Once I shot over my head and onto the bed behind me.

Probably a good 5 feet of air.

It's all about timing and experience.
>> Anonymous
>>300296
feels good man