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Anonymous
Some ass in the office is sneezing up a storm and blowing his nose like a trumpet. The boss isn't here to kick him out. I don't want to get sick, but I really need to get my work done. What do I do now, /fit/?
>> Anonymous
1) stop going on 4chan
2) Finish work
3) ????
4) profit
>> Anonymous
Work involves keeping numbers below 9000. I can do that and be on 4chan at the same time. I can't, however, leave.
>> BrodoFaggins
Drink some green tea. It's flu/cold season here at school, and i've been hanging around my sick friends, but I can't seem to catch anything. I eat really healthy and drink tons of hot green tea, so that probably has everything to do with it.
>> Anonymous
>>11559

Sounds like a placebo. You probably just have a good immune system.
>> Anonymous
>>11478
If you're really concerned about getting sick, get one of those masks like the Asians use in China. I use one when I'm sick, why not use one to prevent being sick.
>> Anonymous
>>11613

Those masks are built to prevent the wearer from infecting others with exhaled particles, not to prevent the wearer from infection. They wear them in asia primarily due to mass hysteria.
>> Anonymous
you should have him sneeze in your face. That way your body can start fighting the cold bug right away.

..plus, you'll have justification to kick him in the face or throw all his office shit out in the hallway.
>> Anonymous
man up and chew on his used facial tissues
>> Anonymous
Lol those face masks don't do anything except catch particles, bacteria goes through it find but spit and phlegm don't xD, Asians wear them because SARS is given through liquid contact. doctors wear them to keep the bacteria in their mouths from getting into the patient and infecting during surgery. Game Set Match.