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Smelly cum... Anonymous
So when I ejaculate the cum smells really strong. Like I can jack off, cum in the toilet, immediately flush it. Go to work and come home 9 hours later and my apartment still smells like cum.

I even overheard my room mates boyfriend mentioning to her that the apartment smells like cum. So now I am so paranoid that I go days without jacking but when I do my room mate lights all these scented candles and shit, it obviously smells strong.

What the fuck can I do?
>> Anonymous
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Come on somebody help me. I want to fap but if I keep making my apartment smell like cum my room mate is going to kick me out!!!
>> Anonymous
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

8/10 obviously i lol'd
>> Anonymous
Change the diet son. More veggies less meat.
>> Anonymous
If your room mate lights scented candles, he's a faggot.
>> Anonymous
How the fuck does your cum have a smell?
>> Anonymous
>>If your room mate lights scented candles, he's a faggot.

My room mate is a fucking female. No not faggot ok.
>> Anonymous
>>292402

Cum inside her then, problem solved.
>> Anonymous
What do you drink and eat, troll/op?

I'm still laughing at your problem.... lol.
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>>What do you drink and eat, troll/op?

Average day:

2 huge cups of coffee
Protein Bar
2 energy drinks
Microwace lunch (michaleanas pasta or some shit)
Bowl of chilli
salad
can of tuna fish
>> Anonymous
yeast infection
>> Anonymous
>>How the fuck does your cum have a smell?

What? Are you saying that other peoples cum doesn't smell??
>> Anonymous
>>292460

Wow thats a shitty diet. Stop eating processed crap unless you're too lazy to make a god damn sandwich. Start taking a multivitamin that has tons of b6 and b12 so you can depend less on energy drinks.
>> Anonymous
My cum smells like chlorine.

Pasta, red meat, perhaps some chicken, strong peppers and orange juice.
>> Anonymous
>>292460

If that's your room mate, you definitely should follow this wise anon:

>>292417
>> Anonymous
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>>too lazy to make a god damn sandwich

What kind of sandwich? When I think of sandwiches I think of bread w/ processed cheese w/ processed meat. That doesn't sound healthier than what I've been eating.

>>your room mate
Yeah she is hot. I have like zero chance with her though.
>> Anonymous
>>292511

Rape her. That will increase your chances to 100 percent.
>> Anonymous
>>292460
MOAR LIEK DIS
>> Anonymous
>>292511

Deli cut sandwiches with deli cut cheese. Turkey, or chicken would be good choices with some white american because yellow cheese is artificially colored. Also>>292460I'd soooooooo fuckin hit that.
>> Anonymous
>>292516
With her, not to FUCK her.
>> Anonymous
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>>MOAR LIEK DIS
Here then.
>> Anonymous
>>292521

Ok, so fuck her. There win. Fuck buddy right in your apartment.
>> Anonymous
>>292524

Agreed.
>> Anonymous
>>292511
I bet she secretly likes you. Just go for it, brah.
>> Anonymous
>>292466
i've never smelled my cum except when i threw a cumrag behind my dresser and found it a few years later.
>> Anonymous
>>292511

He's pissed off cuz he smells that you've marked your territory. She lights candles cuz she's trying to get you in the mood. She's giving you the hint, now go fuck her!
>> Anonymous
girl is super cute... pls have sex with her do it for me
>> Anonymous
>>292532

Eli: Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please, Matt! Fuck her for me! For me!
>> Anonymous
>>292523
wow bra' does she know u have these pics?

also, moar!
>> Anonymous
you better fuck her because if you don't u, good sir, are a faggot!
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This whole thing is getting very off topic. My problem here is that I am having to withhold from fapping because the smell is troubling. I need a serious solution to this!
>> Anonymous
Why has nobody stated the obvious? PINEAPPLE JUICE

drink it.
>> Anonymous
>>292568

I've already told you: eat more vegetables, less meats.

Also, cut down on starchy foods, like pasta and white bread.

And finally, have sex with your roommate!
>> Anonymous
>>292568
Just make a move on her man, I'm sure she'll like it.
>> Anonymous
dude plz give us some moar! im goin thru withdrawals
>> Anonymous
>>292568

Look at that picture! Does she have to spell it out? She's saying "Cock goes here!" and you still don't get that?!
>> Anonymous
Maybe she just likes scented candles b/c she's a girl?
>> Anonymous
>>292460
I'm seconding how horrible your diet is. l2nutrition
>> Anonymous
whatever you do, don't cum in her mouth.
cum in her ass, then you have an excuse.
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>>Why has nobody stated the obvious? PINEAPPLE JUICE

I was under the impression that pineapple juice changes the taste of semen. I have never heard about pineapple juice changing the smell of semen.
>> Anonymous
How did you get these pictures of her in her underwear and shit? Is she just a huge tease?
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>>292629

That is a bathing suit not "underwear" lol. We have a swimming pool right outside our place and her and her friends always hang out there and sunbathe and stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>292639
She loves you but you are too dumb and hate yourself too much to realize it.
>> Anonymous
>>292580


lol this is probably true, i mean if it smells that bad then air freshner or something...


i smell a troll, i mean you flushed, how the fuck does it still smell....either MOAR of your supposed roommate.
>> Anonymous
just go ahead and make a rapidshit of all the pics you have of her.
>> Anonymous
/b/ material
>> Anonymous
>>292599

can anyone clarfiy this pineapple juice thing?
>> Anonymous
>>292654
gtfo you're probably a fat bitch bawwwing cuz anon is posting pics of his hot roommate.
>> Anonymous
Yeah i think you do have an issue. Cum should smell bad, mine barely smells at all and (Homophobes and 99% of the 4chan family leave the room for this) since Im gay I know about cum smells lawl
All Cum I've come in contact with barely smells at all. If yours does, that may be something you may want to have checked out seriously lol
>> Anonymous
>>can anyone clarfiy this pineapple juice thing?

Just google it. It is a pretty well known fact that anything with lots of citric acid (pineapple, orange juice, whatever) will change the taste of your cum.

I never heard of it changing the smell though.
>> Anonymous
>>292667

I was more interested in the change of smell part but thanks anyways
>> Anonymous
i love the smell and taste of cum, i love eating it out of my girlfriend's snatch after i cum inside her.
>> Anonymous
ur roommate is so cute, is she part east asian?
>> Anonymous
>>292683
wow me too bra'
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>>ur roommate is so cute, is she part east asian?

Her mom is asian and her dad is white.

And I am still looking to a solution to my smelly semen problem. Google is no help...
>> Anonymous
>>292710
Pig disgusting bi racial bitch.

White people < shit <asians/other minorities.
>> Anonymous
>>292710
the solution is change your fucking diet


and post moar
>> Anonymous
>>292716
fuck u
>> Anonymous
>>292716
gtfo you fucking pinoy. you piece of shit spics of asia.
>> Anonymous
>>292710

Your cum stinks because you're eating a lot of unhealthy shit and your body is trying to clean itself out. Try eating better; not just pineapple juice but real fucking food [lean protein, veggies and lots of fruit, lots of water, health fats like real butter and olive oil]. Unless the juice is fresh, it won't do a damn thing but add to the problem.

Steer clear of asparagus, broccoli, sodas of any type, fast food and candy. If you like onions and garlic, make sure you cook them until they are translucent or eat lots of fiber with them.

The chemicals in above foodstuff will make you have stronger body odor, stinkier shits and nasty tasting/smelly cum. Don't believe me? Try changing your diet for a week.
>> Anonymous
why the fuck do you have all these photos of your roommate?
>> Anonymous
>>292735
its really his friend's gf that he's had a crush on and he's just trolling us. notice how he keeps asking the question even though its been answered.
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>>292728

Yeah, I will try changing my diet. I'll at least cut out the energy drinks and microwave foods.

>>292735

She is totally into photography. Sometimes she'll just grab my camera and take pictures of stuff with it and I'll find them later. She also doesn't care if I take the occasional picture of her (I am not a creep about it). Her walls are covered with pictures, she has some really expensive cameras and has taken some photography classes at college, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>292747
Tell her that smell was because of her, she'll get the meaning and have sex with you.
>> Anonymous
MOAR PICS OF HOT ROOMMATE PLOX
>> Anonymous
>>292747
is she single? where do you live?
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>>292718
>>292725
GOTCHA BITCH

U BEEN TROLLED
>> Anonymous
>>292511
listen nigga don't shortchange yourself. thinking that you have no chance of hooking up with her is saying that if a chance comes to do something with her you're gonna bitch out and not do it. don't think that way you faggot. think always FTW. seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>292777

lol what a randum pic to use
>> Anonymous
>>292319
Ever thought of using a condom? then flush that rubber down teh toilet?
>> Anonymous
ahh come on bra' ya gotta wash dat fleshlight wen ur done with it.
>> Anonymous
i demand more pics of your roommate
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>>292728
YOU ARE A GODDAMNED ADULT!! THEY ARE FUCKING VEGETABLES, NOT VEGGIES! YOU DON"T NEED TO HIDE BEHIND CUTESY TERMS ANYMORE, FUCKING GROW UP!!!
>> Anonymous
>>292798
>>292798
>>292798
>>292798
>>292798
>> Anonymous
keep your dick clean
as in
wash it every day
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
Do it underwater°
>> Anonymous
when anon makes posts about sexual or bathroom things, it makes anon giggle and make junior high level remarks.
>> Anonymous
bet your room mate would love you posting pics of her in a thread about your cum.
>> Anonymous
by the time i wake up, i hope there are moar pics of your roommate
>> Anonymous
that chick aint dat hot at awl
>> Anonymous
do squatz they let your nuts air out and your jizz will smell fresh as fabreeze