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Anonymous
Hello, /fit/. I just discovered that I might have a grave problem with my penis, and I figured this was the best board to post in for help (I'm probably gonna go to a doctor tomorrow anyway, but I'm scared shitless right now).

Anyway, my penis felt a little odd today, but I paid it no notice. Not until I felt something fucked up when I was about to start fapping furiously just now: There's some sort of swelling going halfway around my penis, starting on top and then going around to the left, stopping under the head. It runs slightly below the head. It looks almost as if there's a worm lying under my skin, or a "blank" blood vessel (which was never there before). I also discovered 3 "spots" which basically looks like a mixture between warts and water blisters.

Does anybody know what the fuck I might have contracted, and if it's dangerous or not?

Just for the record, I'm a virgin; I've never had sexual contact with anybody in my entire life, save from kissing a long time ago (~2 years).

Please help me with this.
>> Anonymous
KISSING AIDS
>> Anonymous
>>182527
Additional information: I'm using my will to make my penis as small as physically possible. When it was erected, it almost looked like the swelling would pop at any minute, just like a balloon would.

There isn't any pain. Touching it isn't painful at all.
>> Anonymous
Public toilet aids. Also did you ever shake hands with someone then touch your penis? They transferred aids and then smiled when you made eye contact. No they weren't pleased to meet you, they were secretly thinking "lol you just got aids".
>> Anonymous
I'm gonna go ahead and bump this and hope that the newfags have gone away now.
>> Anonymous
Somehow I've managed to shrink my penis down to the absolute minimum by focusing all my attention on it, and I just took a look at it again, in flaccid form, as opposed to the (half-)erected form that freaked the fuck out of me.

Now, it just looks like I have gained an extra cm of foreskin all around my penis. There are no trace of those blisters (I don't really care about these, I might just have mistaken the fucked up blood vessels [and I don't mean fucked up literally] in my penis for blisters).

The one alarming thing now is that a patch of this swelling or "worm" if you will, is almost white against the base of my head, on the left side.
>> Anonymous
Honestly, you'd be better off asking this at some PE site like thundersplace or mattersofsize
>> Anonymous
>>182549

Jelqing! Maybe it will move the worm in your penis.
>> Anonymous
>>182527

Looks like a rocket ship.
>> Anonymous
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>>182559
Some guy in /b/ (I posted there as well, posting here was a mistake) made this pic, enjoy.
>> Anonymous
>>182559

Destination pussy, land and make contact with any lifeforms. Leave your mark and return home.
>> Anonymous
>>182562
hurr
>> Anonymous
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>>182562
>> Anonymous
Go to a fucking urologist, dumbass. Not 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>182582
hurf durf
>> Anonymous
>>182527

Post pics

Not gay just can't visulize it.
>> Anonymous
Sounds like a burst blood vessel. Not terrible dangerous or anything. See what the doctor says though.