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Fighting advice ImmigrantKiller !1m4IJ6wp3I
So, my neighbors mom is threatening to call her contacts on me, because I yelled at her kid and told him I'd beat the crap out of him if he keeps bullying my much smaller and younger brother.

Long story short: She's from Turkey, and they're hot blooded sick motherfuckers. Next quarrel will end ion bloodshed and I don't want to be the one doing the bleeding.

I'm a weak, short nerd who's got no chance of defending myself against any of her guys. I got a knife though, but I don't know how to use it. Could anyone here give me some advice on how I should attack him, and where? I don't care about legal consequences, I just want to win this.
>> Anonymous
>She's from Turkey, and they're hot blooded sick motherfuckers.
This hurt my feelings :(
>> Anonymous
Call your contacts, the INS.
>> Anonymous
>Next quarrel will end ion bloodshed

Thank God, I was wondering if those poor ions would ever stop being senselessly slaughtered...
>> Anonymous
Turkish chicks are hot. Bone the mom.
>> Anonymous
>>192313
lol'd
>> Anonymous
HA HA
TURKISH THUGS WILL BREAK YOU IN TWO
>> Anonymous
>>192306
What are you, a pussy?
If you answered; yes;
Call the cops. They love beating up immigrants and are probably better at it then you are.
>> Anonymous
Get the jump on them by killing yourself first. That will show them.
>> Anonymous
Gun
>> ESH !Oj4wGhYfsE
So, you threatened this woman's son with (empty) threats of violence, in order to protect your small, weak brother and you're scared when it's time to put up?

I hope they gut you for being a puss.
>> ImmigrantKiller !1m4IJ6wp3I
>>192334
I'm not scared. I'll take whatever comes, and deal with it with a knife.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
stab upwards and go for underneath the chest, you want to get under the chest and into the heart. stab as many times as you can because its going take awhile for him to bleed out. after you get a few good stags run away so he will chase you and increase his bloodflow which will cause him to fatigue and die much quicker
>> sage
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Eat their faces and shit on the mother. Also stab yourself here(4).
>> Anonymous
buy a gun and shoot them if they try anything
>> Anonymous
how about instead of asking this stupid question, you get some lessons in self defense. i recommend krav maga.

take your brother along too. you're better off having him be able to defend himself against bullies than have both of you get beaten up becasue of your stupid mouth
>> Anonymous
Even assuming this lady was psychotic enough to call Turkish Mob Thugs to come and fight you, THEY'RE FUCKING PROFESSIONAL MOB ENFORCERS. They aren't going to give a flying shit if some little twat threatens to beat up some other little twat. They have more important things to worry about. Jesus fucking christ, I can't wait until school starts again for you fucking children.
>> Anonymous
Take this to /k/, although you won't be getting any good answers from them since murder is illegal.
>> Anonymous
>>192415
Yep, they're probably just pull your ear or something. Don't try anything stupid because TURKISH MAFIA AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH
>> Anonymous
Don't make threats you can't back up, I hope they beat you stupid
>> Skippy das Buschkänguruh !!MIDnJbhFIVQ
You're fucked dude. You're not going to fight against one turk. They'll get their brothers, cousins and uncles and their uncles and their uncles and their uncles. They'll also be armed with butterfly knifes. And they'll be even more pissed after they lose against Germany tonight.
A job application might fend them off though.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
3/10

Give it up or call the police, if you are serious.
>> Anonymous
>>192449
OP gonna get raped
>> Anonymous
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OP is fucked
>> Anonymous
>>192306
call deportation. where do you live? I'm sure a few /k/ommandos would help for the lulz. If that fails carry your knife, some hairspray, a lighter, stay on your own land bait them out into your property for legal reasons.
>> Cpt. murphy
>>192487
/k/ommando's wouldnt help a /fit/kid fo shit...

i second the job application or buying a shit ton of kebabs and give them away to teh turks
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>192487
Why would /k/ommandos help anyway?
>> Anonymous
headbutt to the clavicle
>> Anonymous
>>192508
bored,trigger happy guys with guns never used on real people.... yet.
>> Anonymous
Buy a gun...guns turn weak people into super heroes
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>192536
Weak people getting guns makes normal people get bigger guns.
>> Anonymous
>>192508

They wouldn't because they loev guns and could give two shits about melee combat.
>> Anonymous
underage b&
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>>192487
I would also like to know where OP lives.
>> Anonymous
>>192383
are you cuban?
>> Anonymous
I'm sure the /k/ommandoes will be able to suppy you with all the weapons and skills to send those turkfags back to turkey in a coffin.
>> Anonymous
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Who needs courage when you have a gun?
>> Anonymous
If you run out of bullets in a fight, just go gun kata on them and pistol whip them to death.
>> Anonymous
Where the hell do you guys live, and why have I never heard of a Turkish Mafia.
>> Anonymous
Planning on becoming an hero OP?
>> Anonymous
She's going to call her "contacts?" Maybe she's getting corrective lenses so she can see you better for a police description, or perhaps a team of stock brokers will barrel their way into your bedroom window.

Or maybe you should say "thug" or "mobster" or something. "Contacts" sounds lame and vague.
>> Anonymous
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>>192587

Turkish Mob no exists. anlamak?