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Anonymous
hay guise, how do i get a sixpack, ive been trying for a while now- but i just can't seem to do it.

maybe i should eat more?

pic relate, its me chilling out to moby
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
Sure, Michael, sure.
>> Anonymous
it's all genetic. start smoking death sticks though. stop eating as much.
>> ­
Lol, if that guy doesn't have a sixpack something is wrong, failtroll is a failtroll
>> Anonymous
I don't think eating more will help.


Try getting some bigger ears, that should do the trick Michael
>> Anonymous
lol moby
>> Anonymous
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my coach hasn't let me fap in 12 years, they've attached implants to my balls, could this be related in any way?
>> Anonymous
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i actually hate swimming, my life's dream was always to expand my collection of potatoes shaped like celebrities, maybe have an exhibit in the museum of natural curiosities in Denver.

Pretty cool place Denver.
>> Anonymous
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I asked Mary Rawlick to the prom, but she said she was washing her hair.

Water has been my enemy my entire life, I don't swim I just beat water really fast with my body. Why won't anybody listen?
>> Anonymous
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But I guess swimming isn't all bad, I've met loads of new people. This is my new oriental friend Liu, he also collects things, used women's underwear. We don't speak each others language so touch is the only way we can communicate.
>> Anonymous
I fucking love this thread
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This is my arch-enemy Rob, he stands in the background of my pictures and looks directly into the camera.

He's also a real dick.
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this is my dad, he was a swimmer in the 70s! he tells me all sorts of stories about how his parents swam the pacific being chased by sharks

can you see the family resemblance? heeeeeeheeeeee!!
>> Anonymous
fucking win.
>> Anonymous
9.5/10
>> Anonymous
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Sometimes, when I'm with other people, I fart silently then blame it on someone else. They always just accept it.
>> Anonymous
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Oh wow, Steve says he just saw a chick with a huge ass!

My friend Steve likes to watch people. It's important to have hobbies.
>> Anonymous
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Jamal taught me how to french. After the game we got matching tattoos, I think he was pretty drunk at the time, cos he kept pinching me.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
This is easily the best and funniest thread ever posted on /fit/.

?/10
>> Anonymous
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My overbearing mother follows me around everywhere. I can't even hang out with my buddies in Beijing without her following me around. She wore the same colors as me today, gray and black. She likes to grab my ears and call me her little merboy while making kissy faces. It's really embarrassing.
>> Anonymous
>>280800
possibly the funniest single post ever on /fit/
>> Anonymous
MICHAEL PHELPS IS A SEA MONSTER!
>> Anonymous
anyone care to cap?
>> Anonymous
>>280891
what?
>> Anonymous
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If I have any day regrets, I stare at my collage photos.
>> Anonymous
>>280896

Worst MS Paint editing ever!
>> Anonymous
>>280892
screencap
>> Anonymous
>>280900
of what? fucktard
>> Anonymous
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>>280884

Fuck you Rob, stop trying to make me look lame in front of my new friends. I love you mom, if you are reading this!
>> Anonymous
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okay guys, it's been fun, see you again in 4 years!