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ERRYBODY WANNA WIN EIGHT GOLD MEDALS...
>> Anonymous
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BUT AIN'T NO ONE WANNA EAT ALL THESE FUCKIN PANCAKES.
>> Anonymous
fukken lol
>> Anonymous
BUT AIN'T NO ONE WANNA SWIM ALL THESE LONG ASS MILES!
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Wasn't he packing away like 20,000 calories a day during the Olympics?

Note to newfags: Eat 20,000 calories a day to look like Michael Phelps
>> Anonymous
>>313650
That is correct.
>> Anonymous
>>313601
>>313603
Where's there's a will there's a way!
>> Anonymous
>>313650
Actually 30-40,000 is ideal.

Puts squatz to shame.
>> Anonymous
>>313659
Squats have 10000 calories a serving, dumbfuck.
>> Anonymous
He has a small ding-dong.
>> Anonymous
>>313697
When you have eight gold medals your ding dong can be whatever the hell size you want.

Also, if you're in water all day long doing strenuous exercise your blood tends NOT to go to your penis during that time.
>> Anonymous
>>313697
Probably perfectly normal size. The guy is 200lbs of lean muscle.
>> Anonymous
>>313705
>>313714
NO HE HAS A TINY PENIS
>> Anonymous
>>313717
I lol'd so fuckin hard
>> Anonymous
>>313650
by that you mean have stupid look on your face?
>> Anonymous
>>313717

Roids
>> Anonymous
His dick is actually a pretty good size. Considering the fact that he's soft in that pic where he's sporting the aquadynamic suit or whatever the hell it is, he's most likely larger than average when hard.

You have to rationalize these things people.
>> Anonymous
>>313854
he could be a shower and not a grower
>> Anonymous
>>313866
maybe. but we don't know that do we. he's really not a "shower" because his soft dick doesn't look all that big. it looks slightly above average.
>> Anonymous
>>313854
if you think there is any fucking correlation between limp and hard sizes, then you haven't studied enough dicks

so go study some goddamn dicks

mine is like 2 inches soft, but six and a half when hard

that's over fucking 3:1 growth daaaaaaamn boiiiii
>> Anonymous
>>313934
thats just including length. if you factor in volume im willing to bet its over 10:1. 20:1 if you measure while cold
>> Anonymous
>>313934
GODDAMN.

THERE IS A CORRELATION. GUESS WHAT IT IS?

HOLY SHIT: [SPOILER]DICKS GET BIGGER WHEN THEY GET HARD! OMG! [/SPOILER]

We've seen his soft dick. It ain't that small. Shower or grower, he's probably average or above.
>> Anonymous
>>313949
obviously you do not watch a lot of gay porn b/c some people are 7in soft and do not grow
>> Anonymous
HAY GAIS LEMME TELL U WUT I THINK ABOUT HIS DICK
>> Anonymous
>>313967
i'm a faggot. i'm discussing his dick. of course i watch porn.

care to share a porno where dicks are actually soft? (and don't grow?)
>> Anonymous
>>313949
maybe my dick is just huge, but his soft dick really didn't look that impressive to me

and i saw it up close sucking it in the olympic village
>> Michael Phelps
Shut the hell up bitches! My fucking member is so
FUCKING HUGE that it would make a nigger/horse hybrid
cry and feel inadequate!