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Anonymous
Hey /fit/.

Have any of you taken Hydroxycut?
I just got some today and I want to know how well it's going to work. I'm planning on fasting for 40 days and taking a higher dosage then recommended so I'll [hopefully] lose a lot of weight, then I'll continue taking the pills and just diet.

I weight 130 lbs and I'm 5'4. I'm female.
How much weight do you think I'll lose during my 40 day fast while taking Hydroxycut?
>> noko Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
Not drinking very much water will help, too. Trust Me.
>> Anonymous
>>120335
Seriously? I thought drinking a lot of water was supposed to help you lose weight.

And I'm going to be fasting, I need to drink a lot of water....

I sense a troll...?
>> Anonymous
>>120330
dude, you are gonna lose so much weight.

>>120335
i agree. i had like 1 glass a day, max. and i was doing like 10 times the regular dose.

you'll lose 20 lbs in a week or two if you do this right
>> Anonymous
>>120341
Look, you're being trolled. Why? Because you're being an idiot.
If you're going to fast and take a diet pill at a higher than recommended dose, you're going to get very, very sick. You will lose a good deal of weight, but you'll also fuck up your organs. How about instead of trying to kill yourself you follow the instructions on the box, since you already got the pills.
And it's fucking spring, go outside and run around a little. 130/5'4's no whale, so unless you have asthma or live on a sailboat, you have no excuse to not do some jogging/biking.
>> Anonymous
>>120343
>>120344
Wow okay thanks...I didn't know what.
I would have been drinking shitloads of water since it's said to help you lose weight.

But that makes sense.
How much of other stuff like juice can I drink?
Or is it the same concept?
>> Anonymous
>>120349
I don't really care about it being unhealthy, I just want to be thin.
>> Anonymous
>>120349
How am I being trolled?
>> Anonymous
>>120351
Then enjoy your muscle loss and dying early.
>> Anonymous
>>120362
Actually no, but thanks for playing.
And you know what OP. Go ahead, eat and drink nothing for forty days while shoving diet pills down your gullet. I'm sure you will look hot and thin in that hospital gown.
>> Anonymous
>>120367
Which posts are the trolls?
>> Anonymous
>>120373

all of them?
>> Anonymous
>>120372
Hurray :)
>> Anonymous
Jesus fucking Christ, why are woman so stupid? Example, I saw a fat mother (in 50's) and a fattening daughter (in early 20's) today at Sam's Club, with a few cases of Slim Fast and them checking out those Hydroxycuts and other stupid diet pills.

Look, those pills will do nothing. Eating nothing will do nothing. Why? Because your body will do something called starvation mode. Your body assumes it's in the middle of fucking nowhere, and starts to burn less. And when there's nothing to burn, you know what it burns? Muscles. You'll be losing weight alright... But the weight of vital organs, such as the heart. Then, when you think you've lost enough fat, you'll start eating normal again. But remember your body burning less? Yes, your metabolism isn't just some rock solid thing, it changes depending on how you eat. Since you ate less, it burns significantly less. Because of this, you'll be eating way more than it can burn, and you'll actually gain more fat than you had before. You then try this cycle again, and just keep yo-yoing to the point where your metabolism is so fucked, you'll just die of massive organ failure. Have fun, you stupid cunt.
>> Anonymous
>>120390

I'm the helpfulfag in this thread and honestly, if you don't care about health and just want to drop massive weight with complete disregard for brain, organs, body, etc. Drano is faster and cheaper than Hydroxycut.
>> Anonymous
Actually you do gain a lot of weight from water... however, it's easily lost.
>> Anonymous
>>120390

Friend of mine did this, THIS will work. He thought it was something else but got "food" poisoning and dropped 15 pounds in 3 days. It will work like ten times better than hydroxycut but just make sure you dial 911 like an hour after you do it just in case you pass out.
>> Anonymous
Ok seriously, can we get someone to ban this stupid shithead cunt? This isn't /fit/ material, it's more like Woman's World magazine or whatever that fuck is material.
>> Anonymous
OP here.
Does Hydroxycut make you lose nothing but water weight?
>> Anonymous
>>120403

I would bet decent money that even the most completely fucking retarded article that a woman's magazine could ever conceive is still not half as dumb as the questions the OP is posing in this thread.
>> Anonymous
Let's be serious here honey, on the 1% chance you're not a troll, how much fun do you ACTUALLY think you're going to have? You're not at all fat from your stats and unless you have a disability exercise shouldn't be so hard, and is much more fun than not nourishing yourself.
The first few days you're going to feel sick. By the end of the week you'll be quite ill and very weak. You'll have trouble hanging out with your friends if your body's shutting down. Boys aren't going to want a girl who can't take care of herself. While I doubt you'll care, you'll render yourself infertile. Unless your idea of fun and happy is being tired, short of breath and light-headed all the time, this is going to get you no where.
I would hope you die, but you're obviously mentally retarded and I don't like wishing ill on the disabled.
>> Anonymous
>>120412

Don't forget the hawt hairloss malnourished broads get. Shit is so cash.
>> Anonymous
>>120417
That's true. Love them bald bitches.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, you'll lose your period and probably won't get it back. But who cares, right? Just temporary weight loss sure is better than never being able to reproduce. Wait, that may actually be a good thing, we don't need offspring with your genes.
>> Anonymous
Why aren't you guys supporting the OP?
Let em starve and take higher dosages, I hope it causes death.

Go go OP! Once you die, our gene pool will be a bit cleaner.
>> Anonymous
obvious troll is obvious
>> Anonymous
>>120330
either trolling or committing suicide
>> Anonymous
>>120419
i lold heartily
>> Anonymous
Oh man, as an anonymiss, posts like this from stupid females make me RAAAGE.

Go to LJ and join all the motherfucking ana/mia communities you want, you dumb cunt. Hopefully you'll an hero sometime soon and unburden the planet of your pathetic waste of an existence.