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male body type Anonymous
So, since I know there are some females lurking here, what's your ideal male body type?

Pic related, but incomplete, didn't find enough good pics from Google. Feel free to add more pics if you have them.
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Nein! Enough with that nigger shit! Raus!
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>>231903

Second from the left.
Fit, but not like buff/tonks and greasy
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femanon here, i like 3. and 4.
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First and second from the left.
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2 or 4
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3. Strong, supple, healthy, wihtout the anal obsession with abdominal muscles like 4, not huge like 5, and not prepubescent like 1 and 2.
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It's sad you're all a bunch of guys.
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1&2
And number 3 if more hairy.
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3 looks good until you get to his chicken-legs, same with 4. Ideal would be a bit smaller and less cut than 5 (although he probably looks bigger than he is just because he's so cut and because he's oiled up). 1 and 2 make me gag. Girls that pick that are either 13, pedos, or lesbians.
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only men posting
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>>232130
newfag, there's tons of femanons here. TONS
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This.
As far as body goes.
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This.
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For this girl, 3 & 4, but I agree the legs on both are a tad thin. Although, I bet #5 looks awesome in a business suit.
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1 and 2 are way way too scrawny 3 is ok 4 and 5 are too buff, i would like 3 but more chubby. Personally I dont cream my pants from "hot abs" i like nice defined arms/shoulders and not man boobs. i prefer if guys are a little on the plushy side. thats just my opinion though
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It would be much more fair to judge 5 outside of his competition state, since he's not oiled up, ripped to shreds, posing, and wearing speedos 24/7. A lot of amateur bodybuilders look much better in the off-season, if they don't get fat.
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>>232163

Pic is an example of what I'm talking about. Might still be too big for some of you weirdos, but he still looks better to most females on the right.
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>>232162
that's bizarre. my ex-girlfriend was the same way. when i met her i was in bad shape, or at least what i consider bad shape, and then i lost the fat and when my abs were finally showing, we broke up. not saying that actually has anything to do with why we broke up, just an unhappy coincidence.
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I like the UFC and MMA/MA kind of body types...
I guess it's the idea of a tough guy who is also gentle and cuddly behind closed doors?
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Probably this. But my goals probably have a lot to do with the fact that I'm also 5'9'', Italian, and broad across the chest and shoulders.
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4
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Number three is absolutely perfect.
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3 and 4 good rest are disgusting
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>>232182
Relationships often end after one person experiences a big physical change- positive or negative.
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2 or 3
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>>232250

3's got stick legs.
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1 or 2
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>>232181
Couldn't agree more. I think the one on the right is the most attractive one in this thread, though i don't mind a guy who's in contest shape either. Number 5 in the OP's pic without the grease would be perfect.
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>>232310
I don't mind it either, but the greased up, fake tan look makes most femtards think that's just what guys that lift weights look like.
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2 or 3. 1 looks like a druggie, 4 has unattractive oblique bulges and overall too low % body fat to be attractive, and 5 is a monster.
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2 is a little too scrawny, 3 is alright, but maybe a LITTLE too buff.
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ITT people don't know what a body type is.
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3 and 4. Maybe 5.
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3 and 4. Really like 4. Would settle for 2 too.
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>>232547

It's just a fucking thread of women stating which bodies they find attractive. No need to get technical about the terminology as if we were publishing this thread in the New England Journal of Medicine.
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>>232639
Correction, MEN stating which bodies they find attractive.
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I don't see how anyone can find IFBB people attractive honestly.
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I can't stand a guy with chickenlegs, but 5 is too buff for me D:
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>>232647
GTFO
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You all realize that 3 and 4 are basically identical with different poses and lighting, right?
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What do people mean by "chickenlegs"?
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>>232676
Yep, I was waiting for someone to say that. LOL @ the femtards here who think 4 is bigger than 3

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Skinny legs
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None of these faggots got any legs, son.
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Note: The females lurking here are all weirdos (and most are also unattractive).
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i personally don't like bodies that obviously have 'tried to hard' to get where they are.
>>232162has got it absolutely on the nose.

also, i'm a trap
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>>232681

>LOL @ the femtards here who think 4 is bigger than 3

yeah except 4 has bigger obliques, pecs, triceps, deltoids, traps and legs.
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the second one
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>>232720

Not necessarily. 4 just has better lighting. The only thing that's obviously bigger is the obliques.
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this
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3 may be beginning a bulk while 2 has a pretty low body fat%.
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The second to left. Delicious.
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>>232729
lolbarf
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>>232729
Looks like he lives off of cheez whiz
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>>232727

yeah sure it's the lightning.

shut up, idiot.
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This beats everything else.
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>>232739
meant 4*
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gsp
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srsly guys
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>>232743
Not sure what your problem is. They're not identical, but they're not hugely different in terms of size
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>>232755

my problem is that someone is WRONG on the internet
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Pic related.
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>>232757
whatever, 4 still has little twig legs and there's still a gigantic gap between 4 and 5.
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A follow up question from Not OP to Femanons (assuming you really exist):
Does your preference have anything at all to do with your own physique?
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>>232795
Well.. yeah, to me it does. I'm an olympic lifter and, while I don't have much visible muscularity besides my legs, I don't want to be with a guy who looks weaker than me.
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>>232786
lol, twig legs?

I find it amusing that these are men who are judging other men on things that even women have no care for. How fucking gay are you?
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>>232851
SAD, but true.

As much as I think leg muscles are NECESSARY for the whole body physique, girls don't notice it at all.
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>>232851
I think just about all of the "skinny legs" comments came from the same thick-legged lifter-girl.
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In regards to>>232795

I posted this>>232160
In some ways, yes, it does have to do with my own physique. I'm 5'6" 128lbs so I certainly don't want a guy that weighs less than I do as would be the case with #1, not to mention that he looks like a gay twink. #2 just looks like a junkie, probably doesn't work out at all, just stays wired on high sugar & caffeine.
I have a professional career & when I look at a guy I want to see someone that's compatible both physically & professionally. 3 & 4 both look like they are concerned with their physical well being but able to take some time away for other interest... while 5 looks like he would be spending way too much time in the gym most of the year.
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2
1 looks lanky. I'd hit it, though.
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>>232851

>I find it amusing that these are men who are judging other men on things that even women have no care for. How fucking gay are you?

Man do you ever fail at life.

What you're saying is that you want a body shape strictly based on how it looks to women. That's pathetic. Ever consider that some of the "stick leg" commenters are from guys who couldn't be fucked what women think and simply value strength and power? Most guys who don't have to worry about not getting pussy fall into this category.
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You have to remember that most girls are fat and being around a 4 will continuously remind them of that.
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>>233094
Then they should fix themselves, how do they think we got there?
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>>233019
Actually, yeah, I would want a body strictly to appeal to woman. What else are you supposed to present a lady with? I don't go to the god damn gym to get comments on how I don't exercise my legs to get pointless muscles in them that I don't already have naturally from MEN. I go to the gym to get into shape so I can confront a woman, have lots of sexual intercourse, get married eventually, and raise a family.
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ITT Idiots who think body type acounts for 99% of aquiring a relationship with a woman....

While you're doing that extra set to try and gain an extra 2 lbs no one will notice... me and my fit self will be having an actual conversation with an intelligent woman... not flashing my biceps like a Daffy Duck cartoon...

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>>233190
Looks make one hell of a first impression though, don't they?
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>>233195
not to the point some people on /fit/ make it seem. Most of the time, the girl will first see you in clothes, so other than your arms and face, she can't see your body. So, basically, being in shape and being at least thin and not fat, a pretty good face, and all right arms will make a good first impression. She won't give a turtle's shit about your quads or lats or some shit.
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>intelligent woman

I lol'd.
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>intelligent woman
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>>233195
Yes but you don't have to be absurdly ripped...
Just be in shape and have something fun and intelligent to talk about...

If all you're looking for is a slut, then by all means... pump away and enjoy your AIDS...

But if you're trying to actually find an attractive mate... spend a little less time building muscles and a little more time building your people skills...

Like finding something to talk about besides how much you can bench press...
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But with my superior strength I can overpower these so called "intelligent women", therefore winning the right to have my powerful way with them.
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>>233154
ME HUGE FOR ME FAMILY
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fucking lol you 2
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No... anon.. no... that's called rape...
Alpha males don't exist in post modern society...
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>>233237
Nor do intelligent women, the entire scenario is fictional.
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Why would you want an intelligent woman? They are more able to think up ways to screw up your life/ take your money/ lie to you.
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>>233246
The difference is that intelligent women have never existed.
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>>233246
touche' anon... touche'

>>233250
We've all been burnt my man... let it go
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>>233250
Don't let it go, seek to make all women you meet feel inferior and eventually break there self esteem down so much that when you rape them, repeatedly, they feel incapable of doing anything to stop you. It's the secret to free rape.
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>>233246
I lol'ed
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>>233272
Isn't all rape free?
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>>233272
I'm going to have to go with this one. Stupid cunts.
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2,3, and 4 are fuckable.
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ITT: People who got abused by their mothers, and now hate all women.
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Hey ladies, what do you think of body hair?
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>>233296
No, I actually used to like women until I woke up and realized they are all leeches.
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>>233305
enjoy your ronrey
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>>233307
By and large I do.
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>>233301
Hair on your body = great.
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>>233307
They have to leech idiot.. they are inferior creatures... incapable of sustaining themselves...
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>>232238
Enjoy your steroids.

Pic related as to my idea of perfect male body type. Super healthy/fit but not overblown out of proportion muscles.
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All five.

At the same time.
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>looks awesome in a business suit
this might just be my new goal
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Do we have to have one of these every fucking day?
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Techno viking.
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>>234097

seconded
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Fuck yeah GSP
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>>234097
Thats one sexy man.
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>>234097

Moar like Keith Jardine.
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femanon here.
1 = gross underfed puppy
2 = not a decent looking stomach
3 = yesplz
4 = eh...the stomach distracts me in a non turned on way
5 = goawaynow roidmontser.
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i like the thin/lanky look.
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>>234903
I like to beat up kids with the thin and lanky look.
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>>234908

=/
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I guess the middle one, but I prefer a guy to have some fat on him. Prominent muscles sort of gross me out, I always just assume that a muscular guy that doesn't have a physically demanding job is a narcissist.
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2X
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>>234926
>I always just assume that a muscular guy that doesn't have a physically demanding job is a narcissist.

That's your problem. Some guys lift to release endorphins.
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Endorphins FTW!
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only men posting
and whoever mentions narcissism as a bad thing is ugly
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>>234939
Is that even a guy? It looks like that broad from G4 who likes comics.
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3 :3 and 4..
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>>234939
Garm > Varg
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>>234986

korrekt
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>>234986


Yes Garm, you're oh so sexy.
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>>234939

/vomit
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>>231903
dude, there are waaaaaaaaaaay more faggots on this site than females
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2, 3, 4. Five is disgusting, and one is just unnattractive. Three looks good but it's kind of boring. Two might not be super muscular, but he's at least sculpted. And four is just hot.