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Anonymous
I haven't shat in a week. Am I gonna die?
>> Anonymous
Eat lots of fruit, you'll be shitting before the next 2 hours.

>>242560
The newest Beck song perhaps?
>> Anonymous
>>242558
1. Eat mangoes
2. ???
3. Profit!
>> Anonymous
a box of apricots and a good book
because you wont get off the toilet for the next week
>> Anonymous
>>242579
forgot, dried ones
>> Anonymous
>>242558
If you're serious, it's not that big a deal. You're just backed up in a major way. I recommend lots of fruit like>>242569said, some stool softeners, and get ready for one very unpleasant deuce. You can also go to your doctor and have him give you some special softener/laxative that they whip up just for this problem, but then you get the shame of having to tell people you have a cannonball in your ass. Plus a ten dollar copay.
>> Anonymous
Drink lots of water and eat lots of vegetables and fruit. Remember, they're two kinds of fiber, insoluble and soluble, and you need both to take magnificent dumps.
>> Anonymous
go out running, drink coffee, eat fiber
>> Anonymous
>>242600

I run every day. I also drink plenty of water. I notice sometimes that the first bits that come out are hard as rocks then the later bits are soft.

Seems to me that its not making its way through the system fast enough no?
>> Anonymous
Eat laxative drugs.

>>242637
you forgot

9. Have anal sex.
>> Anonymous
Drink lots of water..eat fiber foods....fruit...flaxseed....coffee enema.....
>> Anonymous
Don't have anal sex...unless you want to wear depends when your older
>> Anonymous
>>242558

Yes
>> Anonymous
die
>> Anonymous
one time I couldn't shit for a week.

when it finally came out, it was the consistency and hardness of a pebble about 1/2" diameter.

it made a chinking sound when I dropped it.

yes i picked it up and touched it.
>> Anonymous
Awww.
Get a dulcolax suppository, pop it in.
>> Anonymous
1. Take stimulant laxatives before bedtime. Preferably not on a full stomach
2. Drink water
2. ?????
3. Profit
>> Anonymous
this actually happened to my dad not too long ago. the doctor gave him something to help him pass it. he took a massive shit, I believe he said it weighed 3 lbs.
>> Anonymous
Drink some mineral oil (liquid paraffin).
>> Anonymous
Take Alli (the weightloss pill), then eat a meal at McDonald's.

That'll clear you like nothing else.