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Anonymous
True story, no matter how absurd.

I recently developed a rare phobia: I'm afraid of taking a crap. I'm so afraid of defecating, for no logical reason, that I simply cannot take a crap. My mind blocks the rectal muscles every time I feel like I gotta go.

It's pure agony. I haven't taken a crap in 9 fucking days. And now I just wanna know.. what will happen if this continues? Am I gonna explode, or will feces automatically, somehow, exit the human body even if the person cannot defecate?

Doctors couldn't help me because the problem is entirely psychological. I think I only have a few days left, this cannot keep on forever. What a shitty way to die.
>> Anonymous
hahahahahahahaha

you'll die
>> Anonymous
you'll shit in your sleep.
>> Anonymous
You'll start sweating shit
>> Anonymous
>>306770
wow. if you're for real, that must suck. that must fucking suck.
I once suffered from constipation for a few days and I almost slit my wrists because of how annoying it felt.
>> Anonymous
just drink about a pint of oil every few hours. and stay close to a toilet. i mean close. eventually you'll experience a faliure of mind over matter, so to speak.
srsy tho, if (and its very unlikely given that the condition is psycological and not due to some intestinal blockage) if you start to taste shit (i'm serious here) GO TO FUCKING HOSPITAL.

other than than, oil, and you'll be fine. if a little messy.
>> Anonymous
LAXATIVES MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE THEM
>> Anonymous
>>306770
This happened to me once when I was a kid. I didn't last as long as you though, I went as soon as I started having hot flashes and shit. You'll probably rupture something and need to go to the hospital if you don't go soon, though.
>> Anonymous
>>306798
How is the shit supposed to get to your mouth?
>> Anonymous
omg, i recently developed a phobia too. I'm afraid of oxy................
>> Anonymous
Use laxatives or an enema. After that long the crap is probably really hardened so it needs to be loosened up.
>> Anonymous
>>306831

Different poster here.

Basically, your digestive tract will get compacted by the drying fecal matter. At this point, the feces will stack on top of the dry matter and eventually reach high enough to be expelled from the body via fecal vomiting.

Now you've to decide which's scarier to you.
>> Anonymous
>>306770
You need to go to a hospital. Can't say why this is happening, but you the feces is getting impacted, building up pressure inside your intestine, which keeps as much blood as could be there away. When that pressure is suddenly dropped, that blood will rush back in and you could suffer dangerously low blood pressure, depending on how much fluid has already been dumped by your kidneys. Go to a hospital.
>> Anonymous
FECAL VOMITING FECAL VOMITING FECAL VOMITING FECAL VOMITING FECAL VOMITING FECAL VOMITING FECAL VOMITING FECAL VOMITING FECAL VOMITING FECAL VOMITING FECAL VOMITING FECAL VOMITING FECAL VOMITING FECAL VOMITING
>> Anonymous
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>>306770
What's the matter OP? Been watching ghoulies or some shit?
>> Anonymous
I knew someone who lasted 12 days without a shit. You'll be fine.
>> Anonymous
I've had a friend who's lasted a couple of weeks on MORE than one occasion.

He used "klyster", some form of enema witch makes you SHIT YOUR FUCKING INTESTINES out in a matter of minutes.

You will never be able to hinder the shitfest no matter how much of a phobia you've got.

Try it out.
>> Anonymous
>>What a shitty way to die.

Haha. *rimshot*
>> Anonymous
You will die in 7 days
>> Anonymous
>>306770
God I lol'd
Thank you OP
>> Anonymous
If its any comfort to you, I used to hate flushing the toilet because of the sound. I still don't always do it.

OP, you're going to have to go eventually. It'll fight its way out. No matter how hard you try to fight it, you're going to have to take a shit sooner or later.

I don't know why you're so afraid. You always feel so much better after wards. At least I do anyways.
>> Anonymous
1) Shove a water hose up your butt
2) Turn on the water
3) Take out hose, aim your ass at family and friends.
4) Unclench your buttcheeks (hell, with the pressure of water inside you won't even have to unclench them.)
>> Anonymous
Someone post the doujin with the girl that didn't shit an she ended up having a huge petrified shit in her intestine which her amputee sister took out with her teeth
>> Anonymous
>>307195
wait, wut?
>> Anonymous
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>>307195
>> Anonymous
you watched 2 girls 1 cup or something?
>> Anonymous
read the Airline Toilet Myth?

but no seriously, who gives a shit? harrharr
>> Anonymous
You will shit through your mouth. Have fun. True story.
>> Anonymous
>>306770
>What a shitty way to die

lol..
>> Anonymous
>>307532
That was the whole point of OP's thread. So he can put out a lame joke/troll

He's not asking for advice, he's waiting for faggots like you to laugh at his joke.
>> Anonymous
>>307539
no shit
>> Anonymous
>>306770
If you start puking, go to a hospital right away. That's serious damage you could be causing to yourself.
>> Anonymous
I for one, welcome the day that we evolve past defecation and simply expel our waste into the air as noxious gas like some kind of CAR OR TREE.
>> Anonymous
This is what will happen to you, watch it

http://www.fat-pie.com/menfromupthestairs.htm
>> Anonymous
How the fuck will I know what shit tastes like?
>> Anonymous
>>306919

I once lasted 17 days without a shit. I don't know how my organism was coping, I just didn't feel the need. Probably due to the strong change in weather, this was during the entirety of my stay in Argentina (winter) years ago, and I come from a very warm place.
Flatulence was exceedingly bad during that time, though.

On the plane back, the gates opened and my rectum sang. Truly the most epic shit I have ever seen, or will see since. Fucking needed many, many fluches to get rid of all that.
>> Anonymous
>>307583
i think you know the answer to that question
>> Anonymous
I used to be afraid of taking a shit because I would always bleed. Not your normal two or three drops of blood either, but the unholy "OH GOD, THE FLOOD DOESN'T END" kind of bleeding.
Then I stopped eating like shit. HOORAY FOR PLEASANT SHITS! :D
>> Anonymous
Eh, I wouldnt really freak out. I have chronic constipation, nothing loosens me up... i only shit once every 3 weeks. No bloating, no pain.. i just get an "episode" then go. The 3 doctors I went to said that it was normal for me, and it has been for years. No blood pressure problems, etc.

Enjoy shitting on yourself though since youre not use to it.
>> Anonymous
Yeah me again.

After you hold your shit in for a few days, your body's anal muscles will give up and just defecate. Happened to me when I had a phobia when the shit was like the size of a microwave, after an hour of refusing to shit my body like shoved it out.
>> Anonymous
lol constipation?

Solution:

>some form of enema witch makes you SHIT YOUR FUCKING INTESTINES out in a matter of minutes.

Then well see if you still cling to your "phobia"
>> Anonymous
Solution: Get someone you trust to deliver a swift kick to the sphincter.

Enjoy.
>> Anonymous
>>307635
Severe Constipation is not effected by Enemas.. because Enemas can not reach them.

Laxatives work your lower muscles, not higher. But yeah.. good try anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>307672

He's not constipated, though. Just afraid of the john.