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Anonymous
Hi guys,

This is my first post here I really need some advice.

I've got some really bad stretch marks on my arms and gut. how can I get rid of these without having to do anything.

Also does anyone know how I can lose a little weight? I would like to lose 5-10 pounds as I cant fit into my favorite suit.(It's blue). I need a plan where I dont have too change my diet or do any exercise as im too busy and stressed out to change my lifestyle. Would drinking more water work?

Thanks guys I really appreciate it. But please reply as fast as possible I cant waste my time on here all day. Some of us actually have lives you know.

Pic related its me. I've hidden my face for privacy as im quie shy.
>> Anonymous
Haha, a fat guy telling us he has a life.

Your life consists of playing WoW and eating pretzels, you filthy mouthbreather.
>> Anonymous
>>196219

0/10
>> Anonymous
get Lipo and put make-up over your stretch marks you sissy. Go out and run lots, and lift heavy things. And eat lots and lots less than you obviously are.
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Damn, i gonna be sick.

Close your fucking mouth, you look like a fish.

Also, you cant just magically lose 10 lbs by doing nothing, unless you just stop eating all together, but by the looks of you, it seems you cant go a minute without munching on a burger.

You are the fucking cause of global warming, you fat fuck.

KILL YOURSELF, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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I cant believe how mean all you guys are. All I wanted was some help fitting into my blue jacket. (I have the pants on in this pic.)

I getting married to my beautiful fiancee in 3 months and am trying to improve my looks for her.

I cant do any exercise because I have aids and my depression leads to binge eating

Oh and thanks a lot for making fun of my looks assholes, its not my fault how I look.

You know what? Here's the pic of me with my face showing. I'm proud of what I look like no matter what you guys say. My beautiful wife to be thinks i'm handsome so what else matters?

If there any nice people on tis board, can you please give me some desperately needed advice? I want to look back on my wedding photo in 50 years time and see me in my blue suit on the happiest day of my life.
>> Anonymous
>>196219
Obvious troll is obvious
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>196233

>I have aids

>50 years time

does not compute
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Oh and in case any of you uncool assholes think im lying about me getting married soon, here's a pic of my girlfriend, we're totally hot for each other.
>> Anonymous
>>196242

I'd hit it...with a treadmill.
>> Anonymous
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OP pic is older than jesus. Fail troll, -6/10.
>> Anonymous
>>196219
-20/30 at least try.
>> Anonymous
HEYSCREWALLYOUASSHOLEITHOUGHTYOUWOULDHELPIMGONNAGOFUCKMABROWDASSGOLES
>> Anonymous
Your wife is a man btw.

Also: GTO!
>> Anonymous
>>196440
NO ITS NOT BITCH SHE JUST HAS A RETARDED LABIA
>> Anonymous
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>> Trevor !!qsVpFXaydzm
7/10
>> Anonymous
The sad thing is that the pic looks a lot like a good friend of mine. At least he's getting off his ass and doing something about it though.

Also, 3/10
>> Anonymous
>>196716

Ahahhahaha, by the look of things I'd say they already got on board the fail boat... hence the listing