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Anonymous
Hey /fit/ I swallowed a staple. Could it cut up my insides even if I drink like 6 gallons of water a day?
>> Anonymous
You're going to die. I'm sorry.
>> Anonymous
>>72687

No I'm not because if I throw up blood I'm gonna pay for surgery. Lol.
>> Anonymous
>>72697
If you get to the point of throwing up blood it will be too late for surgery. Enjoy your death.
>> Anonymous
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Season 3 Episode 13 "Needle in a Haystack"

PROTIP: It's not lupus.
>> Anonymous
Enjoy your unmanly death.

Also, how did you manage to swallow a staple?
>> Anonymous
i once heard about a guy who swallowed a needle and then like 5 years later it came out his leg because it had pierced through his body very very slowly, slowly enough to let the organs and whatnot heal as it went through, so he wasn't harmed

but that probably won't happen to you and you'll die.
>> Anonymous
Shitting it out is going to scrape like a bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>72678

Um, is the staple already bent from the stapler, or is it still in its sharp state?
>> Anonymous
>>72779
:O Is that the one with the gypsies?
>> Anonymous
Maybe the acid in your stomach will erode it or at least make it brittle enough
>> Anonymous
>>72900
n the toothpick? probably
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
It'll most likely get stuck somewhere and start rusting :(