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Hagbard Coin, Tripfag Extraordinaire !MbkX0ZR7RE
Hey. I thought this might fit under your jurisdiction. My asshole is bleeding. I woke up this morning and it hurt. How do I make it feel better?
>> Anonymous
Ask your roommate to use lube next time.
>> Hagbard Coin, Tripfag Extraordinaire !MbkX0ZR7RE
>>36654
Actually, while this was expected, I have not been having anal sex. I haven't really done anything out of the ordinary.
>> Anonymous
Anal blood in yer poo can be caused by colds and shit. You sick? I dunno, are you sure you don't have a vagina or something?
>> ?suomynonA?
variety of causes for anal bleeding.
Is it bloody shit or just straight blood coming out of your ass?

Did you take a huge shit?
>> Hagbard Coin, Tripfag Extraordinaire !MbkX0ZR7RE
>>36659
Shit. I didn't want to see a doctor. But, I guess if I need to...
>> Hagbard Coin, Tripfag Extraordinaire !MbkX0ZR7RE
>>36666
Bloody shit, but it's still bleeding and I'm not shitting. My last couple poops weren't really that abnormal for me. Medium sized, I guess.
>> ?suomynonA?
Does it feel like your sphincter is bleeding, like a tear, or is it internal and just flowing out your ass?

If it's obviously internal then you should see a doc.
>> Anonymous
moar buttsecks,
this time use neosporin for lube and all your troubles will be over
neosporin is awesome lube plus its good for you
>> Anonymous
Sounds to me like a case of:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid