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Anonymous
i'm going to try water fasting for two weeks.
not for weight-loss purposes since i'm already relatively skinny, but just for the experience.
this is my first time on any type of fast so advice and personal experiences are welcome.
>> Anonymous
Try to not die or drink too much water.
>> Anonymous
want advice?

don't do it
>> Anonymous
why not?
it's healthier than all that processed toxin filled shit we eat everyday.
>> Anonymous
>>109112
Of course it is. Your body definitely doesn't need carbohydrates/calories to work.

Do it faggot.
>> Anonymous
actually your body uses the stored glucose in your body for calories, then it begins using the fat, then after about 4 weeks you go into starvation mode.
>> Anonymous
>>109112
Do you know what a toxin is? Do you believe that by not eating for some arbitrary amount of time will somehow have some affect on the level of toxins in your system? Just eat right and be nice to your liver. Fasting is just going to make you hungry.
tl;dr Enjoy your lemon juice and cayenne pepper diet you stupid fucking hippy.
>> Moonmauler !!LgNbdvCFAuN
>>109112
Solution: don't eat processed food. Fasting is not going to rid your body of toxins magically.

Fast if you want to, but don't kid yourself into thinking that it's even remotely healthy.
>> Anonymous
>>109132
less energy used digesting=more energy used expelling toxins.
i.e. medical fasting.
i will enjoy my hippie fasts, and you enjoy your low energy level and clouded thoughts. faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>109134
troll
>> Anonymous
http://www.gaianstudies.org/articles4.htm
>> Anonymous
Do you enjoy using arbitrary words like toxin? Because you sure seem like you do. It doesn't make you seem like you know what you're talking about, it makes you seem like that stupid chinese guy hawking snake oil.
>> Anonymous
>>109140
nice misuse of the word arbitrary.
gb2 original topic
>> Anonymous
>>109134
'clouded thoughts'? Ahahahahahaha!

>>109147
Okay. You're a moron!
>> Anonymous
Toxins? Holy fuck, he must have a doctorate to use such big words!

Goddamn, you know absolutely nothing about toxicology. Just what are these magical "toxins" of which you speak?
>> Anonymous
>>109134

AHAHAHAHHA WHAT A RETARD.

YOUR "THOUGHTS" ARE JUST AS "CLOUDED" AS OURS ARE BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN CONSUMING ALL THOSE "TOXINS". YOU HAVE YET TO GO ON THE FAST SO HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW AREN'T CLOUDED. GTFO AND HANG YOURSELF.
>> Anonymous
I've never tried water-fasting, but i did do the 30 day Master Cleanse diet.
I lost 20 pounds and felt incredible after the first 5 days.
I think it's definitely worth trying. Not to mention it shows discipline.
don't listen to these morons, but expect the same reaction from family and peers.
>> Anonymous
>>109134
When I read 'doing it for the experience' in the OP, I thought he meant he wanted to be able to better sympathize with those that are less fortunate.

This post kind of proves that the 'experience' he wants is for grassroots girls to suck his ego-penis. You're a terrible fucking person.
>> Anonymous
well i hope u go into shock u idiot.

doing it for the personal experience. pssht, fuck off
>> The Hound
i fasted for one day once just to see what it was like. FUCK that. headaches + dizziness + being tired all day. YEAH REAL HEALTHy.
>> Captain Niggawatts, Second Brigade !!cUGUUAl/cS8
I've done the Master Cleanser diet before. I lost a bit of weight and I felt better, but it tastes like shit and the salt-water oral enema is PIG DISGUSTING.

Also, it does clean "toxins" out of your body, but not like actual toxins in your bloodstream. It is basically a giant full-digestive-tract enema, it cleans the gunk out of your intestines and shit.

I wouldn't do it again, just because of the fucking taste of the lemonade shit and because of the fucking salt-water. You have to drink something like a pint or two of saltwater in the morning so that you have constant shits for 2 hours, which cleans the HELL out of your colon.
>> Anonymous
try a raw vegan diet for two weeks... Nothing cooked, no animal products.
>> Anonymous
first time fasting should be like 36 hrs.
then 3 days
and then about a week
2 weeks first time is insane, even experienced people do this under medical surveillance.
>> Anonymous
the healthy drill goes like this
24-36 hrs every week
3 days every month
week every 3 months.
no need to go over a week anyway.
maybe once a year if u already have experience
>> Anonymous
if you're gonna do this use only pure distilled water. i think drugstores have it.
no salts, nothing. plenty of mild physical activities like hiking. first 3 days are the hardest.
>> Anonymous
when you start eating again, then do the raw vegan stuff and slowly start adding other type of foods, 1 type per day
(day 1 raw vegs n fruits, day 2 add rice, day 3 add beans and so on.)
>> Anonymous
>>109251

the dizziness gets worse until it passes (3rd day usually, then it all uphill, TRY IT!!)
it's the feeling of all the shit u've piled up in you. the goddamn "toxins"
>> Anonymous
some people throw up and start to really smell while fasting.

is gross.
but it sure helps to cleanse the inside.
>> Anonymous
Buy kinoki foot pads instead
I promise they work
>> Anonymous
>>109745
hush, you!
>> Anonymous
>>109745
nice try.