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Anonymous
Whats the fastest way to lose fat on your face area?
>> Anonymous
sigh. can't lose fat in just one place, genetics, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>334000
Fat is like a lake, a lake drains all together. Fat also works like this you can't take fat out of a an area it's impossible the best you could do is Cardio exercises to burn fat.
>> Anonymous
those are some epic responses
>> Anonymous
1) Get a knife/rusty blade
2) Make incision in your face/double chin
3) Insert vacuum cleaner nozzle into said incision
4) ??????
5) PROFIT

you can thank me later
>> Anonymous
O GOD WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO AT STEP 4, ITS FUCKING BLEEDING ALL OVER THE WALLS
>> Anonymous
hang very light weights from your lower jaw (you have to get something that holds onto your bottom teeth such as a clothes hanger). do sets of 10 of very slow reps just lowering and closing your lower jaw. next do very slow left and right motion in sets of 10 still using the weight. this will strengthen your jaws and help burn fat on your face and neck. chew gum vigorously for as long as you can do build jaw endurance and continue to burn facial fat. spot reduction ftw