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Anonymous
I weight 350 pounds and have decided to lose weight. Not satisfied with the reliability of most bikes (the forks crumple under me and i have bent rims) I bought a bike specifically designed to support up to 500 pounds, pic related. Time to lose weight and fuck some hotties.
>> Anonymous
Cool.

Make sure to ride the bike and stop eating like a fatass. Simply having it there won't make you drop those pounds. You might think this is obvious, but for you to have gotten up to 350 pounds in the first place means you're pretty fucking dense.

I sense inevitable failure.
>> Anonymous
>>237902
Well, I'm almost seven feet tall, so that has something to do with my weight too. I need to lose about 60 pounds.
>> Anonymous
>>237909

More like at least 100 lbs
>> Anonymous
Get triple wall rims, consider a downhill fork with a shit load of travel, wide ass tyres and a steel frame
>> Anonymous
Wait, a fatass can wreck my bike but a truck driving over it didn't?
That's the last time fatties go anywhere near it.