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Hey guys, I have a problem, I've never had a even so much as kissed a girl, but I'm a moderately healthy guy with some muscle. 6' 180 lbs. I have a job, but no car, and since I just finished my first year of College all I've done is play guitar, lurk the chans, and study Russian.

Help me.
>> Miss/fit/ !CX5ZjxjyRA
pics
>> Anonymous
Just go to parties and it will eventually happen
>> sage
dude, i was a fat dork who tried to dress like a punk rocker, and i made out with at least a dozen girls and lost my virginity before I started college.

just TRY TALKING TO WOMEN

failing that, go to russia
>> Anonymous
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Ask and ye shall receive.
>> Anonymous
Op here, In b4 camwhore etc.
>> Anonymous
>>113790

You don't look so bad, you must be an idiot then. Pro-tip: smile a lot and talk veruy little, with a little chance, a girl at a party will think you are mysterious and not realize you are just a moron with nothing to say (except in russian).

You can also buy a waifu in soviet russia
>> Anonymous
>>113790
Cut your hair, shave, and do something about those eyebrows. First impressions matter, at least look like you put some time into yourself. Why should a girl spend her time with you if you don't at least care about how you look? Not trying to be mean, but I fucking swear, it'll help :)
>> Anonymous
You play guitar? Start a band.
So long as you play gigs, you're golden. No lie.
>> Anonymous
>>113802

Any tips on that Capt. Fantastic?
>> Wheat Thin !wqeQ6aYGs.
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>>113801
These are my eyebrows. I have the same problem. What the hell do I do with them?
>> Anonymous
I'm so lonely. I'm in your situation. :(
>> Wheat Thin !wqeQ6aYGs.
>>113807
Oh, and excuse the headset, I was playing CoD4 at the time.
>> Anonymous
Shave that long hair off. Few men can get away with long hair, and those that do are already fucking ten bitches a week.
>> Anonymous
I live in Palo Alto and I already graduated from college. It's hard finding stuff to do which allows me to meet other people with my age and interests. Most girls who go out to activities like that are all active and not internet lurkers so fuck that. I hate active people.
>> Anonymous
CUT. YOUR. HAIR.
Why the fuck do guys always think that long, disgusting hair looks good on them.
>> Anonymous
You got an alright chin, so go clean shaven.
Get short kinda messy looking hair (think shorter than an inch) that way 0 care but still looks like it's intentional.
Start working out (proper weight training) to improve self image (aswell as just look better)

beyond that just talk to girls, even in a friendly way, when you're standing in line at a grocery store and someone does something stupid, make a small comment to someone near you, gauge response.

Obviously that applies OUTSIDE of grocery store, if you see a car speeding as you're walking near an atractive femanon why not say "do you reckon he's the fast in bed?" sure you might get rejected, but that's life, gauge response, if it's good, all systems are go.
>> Anonymous
>>113815

I do this and always get a positive reaction but seriously what do you do next.

"So... after you buy those groceries, wanna go to the petco and fondle the animals? I never buy, only try, baby."
>> Anonymous
>>113807

Holy shit, it's Brad Pit.
>> Anonymous
>>113807
you go to U of Arizona don't you?
>> Anonymous
>>113813

THANK YOU. Dear god, long hair is so gross on guys.
>> Wheat Thin !wqeQ6aYGs.
>>113826
No, actually. Although they did accept me if I wanted to go heh.

>>113824
Is that an insult?
>> Anonymous
>>113842

Do you think Brad Pit is ugly? Base your reactions on that.
>> Anonymous
>>113807
Go to a salon. People there know what they're doing and can help you out. That way you don't fuck it up by doing it at home.
>> Wheat Thin !wqeQ6aYGs.
>>113856
Well thank you then :) I was worried you might have been using sarcasm.
>> Anonymous
Click on one of those ads that pops up in the other NSFW boards and attend a seminar on Pickup if you're so desperate.
Or go do some crazy shit so you have interesting stories about doing things instead of lurking on chans.
"I was on /fit/ the other day..."
vs.
"I donated a box of toys to the Black Panthers last week..."
See which one gets you a better response.
Oh, and SQUATZ.
>> Wheat Thin !wqeQ6aYGs.
>>113859
How much will that probably cost?
>> Miss/fit/ !CX5ZjxjyRA
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ARE UGLY. You can't fix ugly, much. Cut your hair and try your fucking hardest to look normal. Get a tan or something.
>> Anonymous
>>114036

Badass.
>> Anonymous
>>114036
I've noticed your obsession with tans. Guido much?
>> Anonymous
OP here, shit if she thinks Guido's are hot, then I can rest easy.
>> Anonymous
OP, femanon here, Id totally make out with you. Come find meeeeee.
>> Anonymous
>>113790

Haircut, shave, get a decent wardrobe, go to parties or just be more outgoing.

Show off your foreign language skills (which girls apparently dig). Or guitar skills. Whatever.

Just alter your appearance a bit, get out there, and give it some time and you'll be okay.
>> Anonymous
>>114103
Women don't exist on the interwebs.
>> Anonymous
>>113790

You look kinda like a cute version of my exbf
>> Anonymous
>>114033
I get my eyebrows waxed for about 12 bucks. I'm a girl and all, but I can't imagine it'd be any more for a guy. Just go to a nice place, they'll work with you.
>> Anonymous
Ok, here are some protips:
Shower everyday, preferably in the morning so you will be freshest around women.
Get a fucking haircut
Brush your teeth every day, three times a day
Be very nice to women, and others around women
Have some self confidence and preject yourself. Talk to girls, ask them for their number, be funny, be friendly, and act like its no big deal.
Goes with above: Be casual about things
Dress nicely/fashionably. In b4 shallow conformist douchebag, but, wear nice clothes if you can afford them. Shop at Hollister, A&E, PacSun, Abercrombie, Anchor Blue, etc. Most people have some sort of moral confliction with wearing clothes from these places, and here's the deal. Get over it. No one gives a FUCK where you bought your clothes, what they will care about is whether you look like you can dress nicely, and the ladies like it.
Try styling your hair. You don't need to have some wacky douche bag hair cut, but try different things and find something less plain.
Act cool, or look interesting. If you are a hopelessly boring person, show them a hobby. I used to have some problems with this, until I brought my guitar school and started playing in front of people. (it works best when you don't suck)
Don't ever let anyone know that you lurk the chans, don't give any sign that you may be a hopeless geek/douche. In fact, it is best that you put these parts of your life behind you completely.
USE DEODORANT. Chicks don't like guys that smell.
Wear clean shoes, for the love of god.
Keep tabs on facial/body hair. Don't grow a beard just to have one when it looks like scraggly pubic bullshit.
Shave your fucking dick and sack, chicks HATE that shit.If you have abs, shave your chest and stomach, show them off.
If you have a body worth being shirtless, try to tan.
Use hand lotion. Chicks hate smelly, salty, rough and dried out hands.
Be social. Go to parties, find a clique to hang out with, go to clubs, shows, concerts, local events, whatever.
>> anonymous
alright heres the deal dude. Im 19 and when i go out in public the cloathes i wear are always either a nice pair of jeans or some good looking shorts. I almost always wear polos from companies like polo, vineyard vines, cajun clothing co, or some other stores like that. When i do where t-shirts im sure to make sure they look nice. I have a gotee (sorry dont know how to spell it.) but i trim it every other day so it looks nice. I wear topsiders because they look good, always brush my teeth, and always wear deodarant. Keep a pack of gum with you to freshen your breath after eating, and always be friendly to any girls you meet. Even if you cant stand them, just be friendly until you can find an excuse to politely get away from them. This will get other girls to know you as a gentleman and will increase your chances with ladies along with being well groomed. Im not saying you have to dress like a prep. Be yourself, personally im just preppy, but always make an appearance to look nice. The rest of the stuff is just your confidence level and compatability with the certain girl who your interested in. But being a gentleman, and well dressed/groomed is a big plus for most girls.
>> Wheat Thin !wqeQ6aYGs.
>>114275
Pretty damn good tips, if I do say so myself. I plan on shopping and Hollister, Abercrombie, and the like once I lose some weight to look decent in teh clothes.
>> Anonymous
>>114292
Also, from your pic, a little pomade would go a long way for styling your hair. Gives it texture and fights the fluff. Good luck.
>> Anonymous
>>114275

So change yourself completely? Women are so not worth all that bullshit. Either love my hairy ass, bad breath, uncleaned body, old unfashionable cloths, and my naturally horrible personality or go fuck yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>114312
This is why no one will have sex with you.
>> Anonymous
Don't worry OP. I'm in the same boat as you. I'm not too bad looking as well if I do say so myself. Just never really gotten around to doing stuff with women for the sake of dating. Also I'm pretty stringent when it comes to the whole dating thing and for some reason I've gotten fixated on the "love at first sight" idea :/ I have seen only one girl in my life who fit that description but she had a b/f already XD. Anyways... sooo yea...
>> Anonymous
>>114336
me too lol. even though i can get a lot of girls there is only one girl that i want.
>> Anonymous
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Oh yea...small facebook quality of the girl...I know you can't see shit but her face is insanely pretty (even though in this one she looks like she has a huge mouth :P)
>> Anonymous
>>114336
>>114343
Both me btw.
>> anonymous
play guitar for her. Even if you are bad, if she is even mildly interested in you she will lie and say she liked it. If you are good at guitar its just an added bonus that she will like the music. But that sort of thing is a good way to find a common interest and get to know people.
>> Miss/fit/ !CX5ZjxjyRA
>>114095

Fuck no. But only hot guys can pull off pasty skin with dark hair. If you look like a total fucking nerd you've got to get a little color. I don't mean an extreme tan, I mean just fucking walking outside every now and then.
>> Anonymous
>>114321
Wrong. If he has the confidence he portrays here in every day life and social situations, women will flock to him like flies to shit, no matter how he looks.
>> Anonymous
learn more russian
>> Anonymous
I think guys with long hair are tons hotter than all those trendy salon fags.
There just something so sexy how guys look after their long hair (of course greasy split-ended hair is disgusting) and get it all loose messed up in bed.
purrRRrr!
>> Anonymous
>>114556

Just as an aside, I, OP practice hygiene and don't dress like a fucktard.

>>114312
Is some other asshole.
>> Anonymous
it's not your looks, you just need to try to fuck more women
every time you see a woman who is remotely hot try to pick her up
maybe you'll look stupid the first 1000 times, but eventually you'll figure it out
practice makes perfect
>> Anonymous
hire a hooker