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Sup mis/fit/s

I just ran three miles at the track today.

I couldn't believe it. Still can't.

Three miles.

I know it seems paltry to some, but holy shit, I never thought that a guy like me could pull it out and actually run that long.

Give me your personal bests. Thinks that made you think "fuck yes!". This can be a pic/story/whatever.
>> Anonymous
triathalon
>> Anonymous
I jerked off 19 times in an 10 hour period, nearly collapsed my urethra, my dick was on swole the next day though but I still slapped 6 or 7 out.
>> Anonymous
I am just like you OP. Some friends said "Want to go running?" and I was like "alright but I suck". I ended up running 3.1 miles in 29 minutes in VERY hilly conditions, and I was like "Wait seriously? What???"

Pretty sweet! Until the next day when I learned I reinjured my knee and now I don't run like that anymore.
>> Anonymous
Well im totally unfit but i managed to walk 8 miles in 1 hour and a half, i do mean i am totally damn unfit
>> Anonymous
Due to constant upper body training, I am now capable of climbing poles, street lights, the wall that leads to your backyard. I didn't know I was strong enough to do stuff like that. I could break into anyone's house in my apartment complex by climbing over their wall if I wanted to.
>> Anonymous
>>81385
nigga u is my hero
>> Anonymous
running a mile in 2 minutes flat

35 one-handed pull-ups

10 push-ups using only my penis

killing a bear using only my hands (trying to work up to doing it with only one hand tied behind my back)

having someone try to stab me with a knife and having the blade bend when it hit my rippling muscles
>> Anonymous
Worked really hard to get up to it and finally ran for 45 minutes straight, which I never, ever saw myself doing. When I first started off running I got exhausted after just a couple of blocks, so I was pumped as hell.
>> Anonymous
I can run with a partner till the end of time, especially if the partner is a chick I want to impress.

Kind of dangerous to break in your legs and heart like that, though.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I went cycling every day for 2 years, but it was really just to lose weight. So one day about a year later I decided to go for a jog, for pretty much the first time in my life, and on my first run ran about 8 miles. I didn't even realise 'til I got back home and mapped the route I'd taken.

tl;dr, 8 miles
>> Anonymous
Ran 2.5 miles non-stop, two months before I was needing to take several braks just doing one mile.
>> Anonymous
7 miles in an hour or less.
>> Anonymous
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>>81475
oh god fail