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Fail thread is fail, all the way around guys. I am so disappointed in you /fit/...
OP: I give her a nibble behind the ear. I don't suggests kissing your GF deeply for 10 seconds. Please. My girl would probably start laughing about half way through. So would I.
>>467963 Fuck being attractive. She is your fucking girlfriend. If she doesn't find you attractive, well.... Move on.
>>468474 Escorts are kinda lame. I will explain later.
>>468492clean girl was 500. wat.
Was she actually Julia Roberts? Jesus.
Anywho, there is a much better option than escorts. It is called match.com and craigslist.org. The cost is likely dinner and movie for the initial, then you get into the sack, then every "date" after that might be netflix at home. Rinse and repeat.
OK story time. As to the escort option, if you wanna do it right, go to Thailand. Get it all the fuck out of your system for like a month. Two girls at once, three, all holes. Whatever.
I once had a girl with her tongue up my ass while I was fucking another girl at the same time. Fucking awesome. My total cost for that particular night was about $40. When I came like a fucking firehose, I tossed their asses out, showered, crashed for an hour, then met up with friends and played pool all night. That was fuckwin.
A few more times, I just would party up, and some girl would pick me up, and I wouldn't "pay" for it, but here is the deal. In Thailand, there are three kinds of women. Full pros, freelance, and the most dangerous type "looking for a nice guy". Believe me, you are safer with prostitutes.
A typical freelance pro in Thailand will run you about $5 for head, $10 for full service. NEVER put your penis into anything without a rubber, or enjoy your AIDS. The ones behind the glass go for $50-$100 and up. I fucked a lot of 9/10 and 10/10s. Way out of my league.
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