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Captain Niggawatts, Second Brigade
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I've done the Master Cleanser diet before. I lost a bit of weight and I felt better, but it tastes like shit and the salt-water oral enema is PIG DISGUSTING.
Also, it does clean "toxins" out of your body, but not like actual toxins in your bloodstream. It is basically a giant full-digestive-tract enema, it cleans the gunk out of your intestines and shit.
I wouldn't do it again, just because of the fucking taste of the lemonade shit and because of the fucking salt-water. You have to drink something like a pint or two of saltwater in the morning so that you have constant shits for 2 hours, which cleans the HELL out of your colon.
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