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Anonymous
/fit/ what do you do with you cars keys when you go running? I run in this park, and I hate having keys jingle in my pocket while I run any ideas?
>> Anonymous
i push them in my butt hole.
>> Anonymous
I leave them in my pocket, or if I'm on a treadmill in the gym and not at the park, i put them in the cup holder
>> Anonymous
i take the keys i need off the keyring and tie them onto my shoelace and put my shoelace in my shoe when i go running
>> Anonymous
>>394926
Close but no cigar.

OP just take your cars spar key, put it under you shoelace but above your show tongue while running..

dont do what that guy said it will fuck up your feet.
>> Anonymous
>>394928
shoe* tongue
>> Anonymous
>I hate having keys jingle in my pocket while I run any ideas?
how about lrn2stopbeingafaggot?
>> Anonymous
>>394930
ok tough gui
>> Anonymous
I leave them in my car.
>> Anonymous
you could also hide them some place in your car and pray they're still there when you get back - protip: it'll make you run faster because you'll worry more
>> Anonymous
i just hold them in my hand.
>> Anonymous
Take the car key off the key ring, put it in your pocket. Shove the rest of your keys in the boot or something.
>> Anonymous
sell your car
>> Anonymous
I don't run because I have a car.
>> Anonymous
Run to the park -> problem solved
>> Anonymous
I do a Houdini and hide them in a secret skin flap inside my throat
>> We Are Anonymous
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run to the park dumbass lazy fuck
>> Anonymous
>>395017
yo bro the escalators are for when you squat so hard your legs cant move anymore bro
>> Anonymous
>>395021
yeah, brah
>> Anonymous
>>394926
This. Except one time I tied the wrong key onto my shoelace and had to run back home to get a spare key.
>> Anonymous
put your keys on a lanyard, then wear the lanyard around your neck under your shirt. if you aren't wearing a shirt then you're out of luck bro D:
>> blah
I have a carabiner on my keyring with an ID holder. I find a bush and clip it somewhere inside so they're hidden. Unless someone is mulling in the bush, they're not going to be found.

I've done this for ~five years with no problems. Carabiners are useful on keys, anyway.

Best!
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>> Fatass_sprinter !dHCbrHI07w
>>395017

That's for the people who are going for physical therapy.
>> Anonymous
>>394948

real man, who doesn't give a fuck about where he should put his "purse"
>> Anonymous
Carabiner here, too. On a belt loop; keeps 'em from scratching up my thigh and tearing holes in my pants pocket.
>> Anonymous
>>394948
same
>> Anonymous
Use ipod when you run.No more jingles for you to hear. /thread.
>> Anonymous
>>394917

i have a magnet on my keychain, when i go running i use the magnet to clip the key to the underside of the car. well hidden of course.
>> Anonymous
>>395007
>>395017
...uhhh what about his house keys?
>> Anonymous
>>396251
magnet could fuck your creditcards up if you put it near your wallet
>> Anonymous
i just tie them up with something, usually with the rubber thingie that you put on money, or the ones that you make a knot of your hairs, i forgot how it called...anyway kinda obvious sollution since they jingle because they bang on each other - tie them up.