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Anonymous
Here is what you do.
1: Gather a tape recorder, one cassette tape, one nail, one hammer, one salt shaker (full), and a pair of Crayola Safety Wacky Scissors (the ones that cut fun patterns)
2: Insert cassette into recorder, begin to record.
3: Take out your penis.
4: Nail head of penis (or foreskin) to a table, counter, etc...
5: Pour a large pile of salt up and around the base of your penis, completely burying it.
6: Cut your penis off with the wacky scissors, and grind your stump into the salt.
7: ???
8: Throw out your James Blunt music.
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