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Master Cleanse Anonymous
Has anyone tried this?

My fiance and I are trying it for funsies with 3 weeks to go before the wedding.

Tomorrow is day 2!

The motivation is her bachelorette dress and me just doing it cause I'm an idiot.
>> Miss/fit/ !CX5ZjxjyRA
Cleanses are for anorexics because they feel guilty about that handful of goldfish crackers last week.
>> Anonymous
Accept the fact that your body is full of shit, literally.
There is nothing to cleanse, because humans are by default filthy.
And that's how it should be.
>> Anonymous
if you don't eat shit in the first place then you wou;dn't have to cleanse

GTFO
>> PleatedPants
>>126823
What the fuck is this shit? Hollistic?
>> Anonymous
everyone has toxins! YOU HAVE TOXINS! even your mom has them.

and we rly dont eat shit...often...
>> Anonymous
I had a friend who tried it, she lasted like 6 days out of 10 I think.
>> Anonymous
This stuff is bad. You fuck up your bowel bacteria. Enjoy your disturbed metabolism.
>> Anonymous
any non-doctors can give some feedback?

youre a bunch of fucking faggots
>> Anonymous
This will disrupt your normal gut flora, which means you will get diarrhea for a few days, become dehydrated, and increase your vulnerability to serious gastrointestinal infections (like clostridium difficile colitis) that are normally prevented by healthy gut flora. It is not good for you.
>> Anonymous
I actually did it about two years ago.

It was odd because I was not hungry whatsoever... and I actually ended up drinking less of the drinks than i was supposed to just because i wasnt hungry and would forget to take them.


However, I had the biggest urge to eat real food just because I still had to cook dinner for my little brothers and sister.

No noticeable effects.
>> Anonymous
>>126847
Wow you get advice telling you this thing is shit and that's all you have to say? Get the fuck out you dirty cunt.
>> Anonymous
>>My fiance and I are trying it for funsies with 3 weeks to go before the wedding

>>trying it for funsies

>>funsies

That is the gayest word I've ever read. You win a prize
>> Anonymous
>>126938

oh, and

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>> Anonymous
funsies... somebody watches Scrubs
>> Anonymous
I drank an entire bottle of a laxative and some oj/lime/grapefruit juice a week ago. I shit all day but then I drank a yogurt type thing called Kefir which helped me gain back my intestinal bacteria.