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Why are you trying to leave me? Anonymous
I thought we accepted each other...

Remember when we went to the buffet and ate so much that we couldn't walk for a while?

What about the time when we had that whole pizza and decided to have Jack-in-the-Box later?

Why are you trying to leave ME?! I thought we'd never end up here. You really want to get rid of me? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!! =*(
>> Anonymous
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Quit your whining faggot. He's friends with me now.
>> Fat
>>232396

What the..?! How'd you get out?! I thought I had you covered up good!
>> Hearty
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Fat, will you shut up!

I, for one, am glad he got rid of you. Me and muscle are actually happy now, instead of just you hogging all the happiness.
>> Anonymous
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Fat, please GB2 /ck/. We're sick of you guys whining on here. We'll be at /s/, OK?
>> Fat
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FINE! If nobody wants me around, I guess I'll go back to buffet where I'm wanted.
>> Mr. Liver
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Wish people cared about me when they're taking all those supplements...
>> Anonymous
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Hey, OP. You're not thinking about fat again, are you? We know it's hard to lose something so close to you, but please come back. We need you here.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>232498

Fuck you liver, back to work.
>> Anonymous
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>>232498

Yeah, liver. Shut up and process the beers.
>> Smarty Pants
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Can't we all just just come to a deep understanding of each other like rational organism?

P.S. Stop drinking beer! It gives me a terrible headache.
>> Anonymous
I'm glad fat isn't sentient. I'm beginning to feel sorry for it.
>> Anonymous
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>>232520

Agreed. Can't we all just get along?
>> Anonymous
What's with all the hot chicks and beer?
>> A little nutty
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>>232526

NO! Only girls listen to their brains. I'm the one in charge and I say we need more sex and less talking!
>> Anonymous
>>232535

Don't bring that. I can dodge a wrench, I can sure as hell dodge... those.
>> Anonymous
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>>232531

How about girls with water?
>> A mad pancreas
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>>232498

I know where you're coming from, liver.

Americans are so disrespectful with their constant red meat eating. And guess who gets the bill in the end? That's right, me.
>> Telly
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Fat, you're a failure. I've been able to hold on to all of my clients with my stunning charisma and charm.

I think what we all need to do is sit down and soak in some more reruns of Melrose Place, yes?
>> Anonymous
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Ah, c'mon guys, fat's not so bad...
>> Fat
>>232712

Thanks, sugar. I just got back from the buffet and it's nice to see some kind words (after being told to leave because I didn't pay "nearly enough" for how much I ate).

Telly, I cant believe you'd turn on me too! You were part of what made me in the first place, but now you just want to ditch me?!

All of you don't know my sorrow. I try to so hard to get you to add more cheat days to your cruddy dieting. Even try to rope you in eating more when you're with your unhealthy friends. You really think I'm going to let you go without a fight?!

FAT IS COMING BACK! I WON'T GO BACK TO JUST BEING AN ACQUAINTANCE!

Friends forever! Mwhahahaha!!!!!
>> Anonymous
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>>232852
Fuck off fat, we're dating your hotter, thinner, more "open minded friends." Menage at trois fatty.
>> Anonymous
>>232904
>trois fatty?
DO NOT WANT.
>> Anonymous
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Fat acts like he's so special. As well as muscle. Though I have more respect for muscle because he actually tries to do something instead of just sitting there.

No matter what is eaten, me and small still have to go on.

How about some lactose-free milk?! HUH!?

All day long, I digest, so I stress it's me who is the best.
>> Anonymous
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>>233067
Oh, so you're the best now?
Well I guess you'd better GO FUCK YOURSELF
I'm the king around here.
>> Smarty Pants
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>>233075

Quiet! Quiet, you barbaric imbeciles!

For without me, you wouldn't know what leg to stand on. Look at the complexities of me and bask. BASK.
>> Anonymous
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This entire thread:
>> Anonymous
>>233098
Why so serious?
>> Smooth
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>>233093

Don't bring me into this!