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Jesus
Hey your old pal Jesus here, I was considering getting a gym membership but I am a bit wary of staph from the equipment. What should Jesus do?
>> Anonymous
you could take sanitizing solutionand a towel or use the stuff they have there of DON'T LICK THE FUCKING EQUIPMENT.
>> Sasky
>>27744
Oh my god, now that's funny. Yeah, no licking the equipment, or contacting it with open wounds/blisters/abrasions, and you'll be fine. Besides, the worst that can happen to The Jesus is that you die, and come back to life after the weekend.
>> Jesus
Your right I always get fooled by those pesky atheist to think that omnipotence is impossible, and forget I can just rez myself.

If it wasn't for those meddling atheist and that science I'd be in bikini shape by March.
>> Anonymous
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Monday is the apocolypse. I had my suspicions.
>> Anonymous
Oh, female. Don't go rubbing your genitalia on everything either.
>> Jesus
Female? I just think a V-String makes me look more manly and shows off my Godly physique.
>> Schwang.
Jesus, you know the rules. Tits or GTFO.
>> Jesus
Have fun in the anal rape pit of hell Schwang.
>> JohnD !A.I6YFjyO2
>>27796
bitch, you got nothing on your dad.
>> Jesus
Tripfag I will smite you!
>> Sasky
>>27814
Ooooh! Good. It's been too long since any good smitings have been going on. Want to do us a favor and hit up the Scientologists while you're at it?
>> Anonymous
Don''t go on a powertrip Jesus. Pride is a sin and your greatest powers are reattaching ears and walking on ice.
>> Jesus
Scifags will go in the volcano.
>> Sasky
>>27823
Sweet. They do seem to like volcanoes, they're in all the stupid Dianetics videos I've watched.
>> Anonymous
I have a problem with public gyms;

For ages now I have never contracted serious illnesses and I am rarely sick. A typical year for me would be 2-3 colds and that´s all.

When I started going to this public gym frequently, I contracted the worst bacterial infection/sinusitis/ruptured eardrum shit ever. -Nothing- would cure it. I was out for 3 weeks.

Moral of the story: Wash your hands and stay away from blacks.
>> Anonymous
>>27870
Sound advice in any situation.