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Anonymous
Hey /fit/
I've always been a skinny runt and so I'm seeking your advice on how I can pack on some serious weight.

Don't ask me why but I want to be fat and was just wondering if anyone on here knows of any ways I can put on fat and fast?

Pic related it's my stick-tastic body.
>> Anonymous
eat butter. lots of it.
>> Anonymous
>>419387
how old are you?
you look too young to be pulling off the suspenders.
>> Anonymous
you could get one of those boxes of pure carbohydrates, weightgainpowdery things. Tastes great, cuz it's mainly sugar=) Chips, chocolate, sugared coke, all great.
>> Anonymous
>>419392
I'm 18
>>419395
And do those powders make you fat or just odd nutrients?
>> Anonymous
>>419398
Most products will just make you fat. check out bodybuilding.com for tips on what products to choose.
>> Anonymous
DON'T.

GIRL HERE. YOU'RE REALLY HOT.

No seriously. I loved that kinda body. I have no idea why youd want to 'buff up', you're cute and sweet and

I want to fuck you.
>> Anonymous
>>419414
He doesn't want to buff up, he wants to be fat.
>> Anonymous
>>419414
Op here, I call troll

>>419417
And yes.
>> Anonymous
where areyou from ?
>> Anonymous
>>419436
England
>> Anonymous
Milk, a gallon of it a day, minimum.
>> Anonymous
Putting some muscle on and eating a little more is better than just gaining fat. You'll look better as well.
>> Anonymous
>>419442
No I want fat not muscle.
Fat fetishist here looking to make myself look more appealing to well, myself.
>> Anonymous
melt three parts sugar with one part butter, dip white bread and consume
>> Anonymous
>>419470
That sounds delicious, I'll try it
>> Anonymous
Wait why would you WAN T to be fat?
>> Anonymous
>>419509
See
>>419457
>> Anonymous
>>419457
>Fat fetishist
I knew I'd see all kinds of things on the internet... but... this?
>> Anonymous
>>419521
Yeah have you seriously never heard of this?
>> Anonymous
>>419521
Lurk moar
>> Anonymous
>>419509

A guy I work with has the same goal as OP. I hate his guys and hope he dies though, so I wouldn't share any helpful advice with him.
>> Anonymous
>>419587
Oh.
How nice of you to say...
>> Anonymous
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First off this is me, im 24 155sih poundsm trying to bulk up. OK, there is no way a naturally born skinny person can become fat. Its in your DNA, I used to eat McDonald's every day as a kid...never put on a damn pound. It has to do with metabolism and you natural core temperature (which determines how quick you burn calories). I don't know why anyone would want to be fat, Im also skinny as hell and I hate it! But Im trying to bulk up and its hard, I need to be rigorously at the gym and eat 3x more then usual. Gaining weight is as simple as
calories in > calories out
get that down and you will gain weight. But I don't think you can become fat.
>> Anonymous
>>420572

That's terrible advice you stupid piece of shit. My uncle was skinny almost his entire life, until he got married. He's fat now.
>> Anonymous
ummm....ya your uncle is old now probably, its called getting old you dumb ass, and my advice isn't bad at all. your metabolism slows down as you get older you idiot. My dad was skinnier then me when got married at the age of 35, hes now about 20lbs heavier then me hes 65 im 24, he was a lot heavier but started working out. So, working out and eating more healthy calorie rich foods will help put on muscle.
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>>420572
Why is /fit/ so easy to troll now...
>> Anonymous
The magic word = BEER (a lot of it)
>> Anonymous
My understand of metabolism is that people are generally talking horse shit when they talk about burning rates. I mean. Running an hour a day will burn 500 odd calories in itself, but the metabolism boost caused for 99% of people will be about an extra 600 calories a day.

You must be a faggot if a couple of chocolate bars a day = "omg my metabolism is naturally kick ass and I CAN'T gain weight"

What are you looking at? About 35 extra grams of fat per day?