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Anonymous
Hello.
I'm tired of being a noob that can't dance at the club. What dance style is the best for picking up women? I'm thinking about breakdance classes or salsa.
>> Anonymous
If you dance in a particular style at a club, you're doing it wrong. Just relax and go with the music, confident in the knowledge that you look better than the drunk guy flailing around to the music in the corner. Do you honestly think you can't pick up girls because you can't dance?

Having said that, some girls find salsa sexy (but please don't try using it in a club, you will look retarded), and joining any dance class gives you the opportunity to meet new people.
>> Anonymous
inb4 macarena
>> Anonymous
Hokey Pokey

It's what it's all about.
>> Anonymous
i was swimming in the pussy in the early 90's thanks to the chicken dance, try it, see if its still relevant.
>> Anonymous
I don't think you can't dance at clubs. Enjoy picking up chicks with your club dancing skills.
>> Anonymous
Just go to a black club and dry hump girls.
>> Anonymous
>>334748
don't u need to be muscular for thaT?
>> Anonymous
what's better for clubbing?
dance moves or just muscle?
>> Anonymous
>>334762

In;b4 alpha male.

Depends, some women are just trying to find a nice looking-muscular guy while getting drunk, others find it much more a pleasure to be dancin' with somebody who has some nice moves.
>> timbo timbo
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>>334767
why not both?

if u can't dance

u should A) stay home instead of clubbin
B) die
c) b0th haha
what do u think?
-timbo

ps my friends call me timbo
cause i was in one of justin timberlake's videos
bustin some moves
in case u wanna say i can't dance n shit
>> Anonymous
>>334742
this. dancing a specific style at a club will make you look like a huge retard.
>> Anonymous
>>334772
Ur an idiot. Timbo is short for Timbaland the producer, not justin timberlake
>> timbo timbo
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>>334842
thats bullshit,
timberland is not a dancer,
>> Anonymous
>>334944
dood, he's black. Which means he carries the shimmy gene
>> Anonymous
Just get your ass on the dance floor and start doing the SQUATZ, You will be noticed.
>> Anonymous
>>334762

Answer: self-confidence.
>> Anonymous
Learn the Charleston. It works everywhere.
>> Anonymous
>>334733
Protip: roofies.
>> Anonymous
>>334733
Breakdance is only good to show off in front of guys!
Taking dance classes to get chicks is plain stupid, you don't start riding a horse because the girls love horses or do you? If you can't get them without dancing you can't get them with dancing. Better spend the time with getting better with girls in general or do things you like, i.e watching porn.
>> timbo timbo
>>334998
but i can dance so good that every girl watches me at the club
and then i pick 1 and dry hump her and get the phone number
>> timbo timbo
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i'm the timboooooooooooo

fucking haters
>> Anonymous
"Take the piss dancing"
eg. The Running Man. The Stomp. The Charleston. Anything that makes you come across as a cheeky chappie & make a chick laugh is gooooood shiiiit.
>> Anonymous
>>335063
god, what a faggot. dry hump then get the number? hahahahaha do you even go to clubs?

if all your doing is getting her number, your doing it wrong.
>> yo yo
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>>334733
yo if u got mussle @ da Club u can pull any ho


4 real

i lift da wight be4 clubbin 4 bigger mussel and also it helps 2 do curls be4 goin out son
i ain't much of a break danca but if u got mussle u fine
>>335064

timbo teach a nig how 2 dance, forreal


peace
>> timbo timbo
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>>335067
already got a girl man
i collect the numbers only 4 fun
i got a drawer full of the numbers
but i like to bring a ho over sometimes to play the wii / xbox 350 / playsation 4
>> timbo timbo
>>335073
the playsation 3 is dope as a dvd playa u know

i got shit loads of bboy breakdance dvd's and shit so don't be hatin noobs~!
>> timbo timbo
>>335070
fiddy i'm a big fan of ur mussel shit
and we should unite forces
i'm white u black but we both about clubbin them other nigz here is mad gay talkin about squats instead of curls/dance moves
>> yo yo
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>> Anonymous
Picking up Club Girls? Enjoy your AIDS.
>> Anonymous
>>335089

In during lonely virgin anon
>> Anonymous
Justin can't sing but make faggy noises like a man without any testicles, He should have stood his place in N'SYNC, where he belongs.
>> Anonymous
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>>335079
timbo gaddafuckout yo ain gotz dis mussel
>> Anonymous
ITT: no adivce what so ever
>> Anonymous
anyone going to post somthing worth while?
>> Anonymous
>>335190
no, this has nothing to do with /fit/
>> Anonymous
depends the clubs you go to, in my case, im a latinfag so salsa was taught to me since i can remember, and whenever i go to other clubs, i just feel the rhytm and dance. NO science to it, but I can imagine how dancing salsa would be difficult to someone that has no rhytm, so what im sayng is, take salsa classes, DONT take other dance classes.
>> Anonymous
Freestyle dancing.
>> Anonymous
>>335195
actually i cant think of a better board for this question to be posted on
>> Anonymous
>ITT: no adivce what so ever
>Just get your ass on the dance floor and start doing the SQUATZ, You will be noticed.

This is /fit/.

But seriously, a couple of months ago I was out clubbing with a friend. Now, he knows how to dance and hook up with chicks, while I'm a virgin.
So I was just chilling and watching the women on the floor and I noticed this one guy was dancing with two chicks. Now he fucking danced like awesome (or maybe it was because of the girls, they also rocked) and I figured it was therefor he was dancing with 2 girls.
Guess it was freestyle, was smooth and fluent anyway. Some people just have it, others learn it, some will never have it.
sage for cool story bro
>> Anonymous
Let's dance tecktonik fag.
>> We Are Anonymous
freak dancing

just stand there and grind
imagine your sticking your dick in thru the back of her pants

can't fail
>> Anonymous
Look up Katt Williams doing the white dancing on YouTube. Thats how you pick up women, straight up
>> Anonymous
griding really is the only option at clubs, what the hell other kinds dacning is there at clubs wtf?