WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MOURNING I JUMP OUT OF BED STRAIGHT THROUGH MY WINDOW INTO A POOL OF FREEZING COLD CAT PISS RUN THROUGH MY NEIGHBORS FENCE AND FIGHT THEIR DOG UNTIL ONE OF US IS UNCONSCIOUS THEN I RUN BACK OUT THE GATE AROUND THE BLOCK AS FAST AS I CAN UNTIL MY LEGS ARE BROKEN FROM THE FORCE OF RUNNING BARE FOOT ON ASPHALT AT WHICH POINT I COLLAPSE ON THE ROAD AND DRAG MYSELF BACK HOME USING MY TEETH THEN I EAT SIXTY POUNDS OF UNTHAWED CHICKEN BREAST THEN SET MYSELF ON FIRE TOO COOK IT AND RUN BACK OUTSIDE TO WORK PUNCHING MYSELF IN THE FACE EVERY STEP I TAKE
sound like a good workout plan to me
>>300264haha
>>300255I lol'd hard.
Copy pasta, also like I said before do 4 sets of squat sleep for 2 hours each.
You forgot to do squats