I'm a pretty white dude. This time of year a tan is impossible. I'm thinking of a tanning bed, but how long should I stay in? Would it be an every other day kind of thing or only twice a week?pic to never be related
Tanning beds are super gay. Just stop aspiring to be tanned. Blam, problem solved.
tanning is gay. You can always spot people who shouldn't be the color they are. Leave that shit to soccer moms and metrosexuals.
Enjoy your cancer.
I got the body I wanted, just not the color. Anyone here not stuck up like the rest of these fats?
You're the faggot wanting to get a tan and you're calling us stuck up? LOL.
try sucking a dicksperm will tan you faster than anything else
>>480005Some of us live outside the internet. No one on here makes fun of you when you post half naked guys saying how ripped they are, fag.
why do you want a tan so badly? It has nothing to do with fitness, and is only detrimental to your health.so I ask again, why do you want a tan so badly?
>>479948start with like 4mins for the first week if you're going every other day, then move to 6-8 as the weeks go on (12 usually being a maximum)generally 3 times a week is fine and use that lotion crapalso, enjoy your cancer - i know i do
ew, tanning beds are gross, marinating in your and others sweat, go for the bronzing shower dude.
>>480016Cool thanks. It's the same fucking thing as the sun so I don't know why these other bitches are whining. It just depends how long you use it.prove me wrong cockfags
I was personally thinking about getting a tan through a tanning bed because muscles on a pale body look rather stupid. Problem being I freckle easily, so not sure what to do about that :S.
On the subject of tans... how does one get rid of tan lines quickly? I mean... besides flaying off my skin of course...Long story short, I went to an airshow back in August and got some aweful high contrast tanlines on my arms. I recently bought some smaller shirts since I lost some weight, but they also have shorter sleeves which shows the tanlines now. What do I do?
>>480028just gotta be extra careful i guess and only do 4/6 minutes. most decent tan shops will probably be able to advise u better than me tho :)
>>480031sunbed and even the tan out?
>>480034Ok, anything besides that?
>>480028>muscles on a pale body look rather stupidLOL WUTPROTIP: you're not muscular and tanning will not help the fact that you're a skinny shit. Consider tanning after gaining 15 kg of lbm.
>>480046who the hell is this dude?
>>480185heyzeus909 on jewtube
>>480185mountain man
>>480189And supposedly he's 38. Holly fucking shit, I wish I looked like that in my late fourties. He is fairly fucked in the head, but good lord, does he look awesome. I'm a bit gay for him.