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Anonymous
Hey /fit/, health question here. For about an hour after I masturbate my taint is really sore. It feels bruised. I've gone on a week-long hiatus and just tried again, still hurts. Am I dying?
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Stop pulling on your dick so hard.
>> Anonymous
After conventing to Islam, your taint will always be in a state of feeling bruised. This is normal for most Muslims. It never gets better and will grow larger each year.

The Chaos Gods are your only hope.
>> Anonymous
us a dirty syringe and inject some cocaine-saturated water... that'll solve everything