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Anonymous
Okay /fit/ Stupid saturday night question here. When you haven't had sex in a long time (and I mean a looooong time like in fucking years). What's the best way to go about it: should I masturbate when horny the afternoon before the date so I am relax (and maybe less excited) or should I hold myself so I am all vigorous (and maybe way too sensitive) ?
>> Anonymous
When masturbating focus on your bellend with lubricants if you are an uncut fag. You dont want to be sensitive as hell then blow your load in a minute. Also wank a few hours before you're due to have sex, so you wont get too excited too quickly.

Pro-tip: Dont have a wank in the bathroom a few minutes before sex.
>> Anonymous
Ty anon. I feel better now :]
>> Anonymous
You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.
>> Anonymous
>>173422
Greatest film?
>> Anonymous
Go pick up a hooker, you lonely bastard