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Anonymous
Hey /fit/, I'm a 20 year old man of decent cardiovascular health. I hate my cock. My cock is a real dick. When I'm having sex or getting a blowjob I feel almost nothing, I have difficulty sustaining an erection (it almost uniformly dissipates by the time I have my girl horned up enough to charge the gates, it's like I have to choose between having a hard on or moving) it burns occasionally when I piss. I have two or three recurring "spots" on it (like small zits or somesuch). I don't ejaculate during sex, but I can go on youtube and type in "girls kissing" I can pretty much blow one in a few seconds.

I saw a similar thread earlier by a chick, and I was wondering if she wanted to try and have some ineffectual sociopathic psuedo sex with a ruggedly handsome man. Anyway, help a dude out, what the shit is wrong with me/my dick?
>> Anonymous
aren't any of you pussies MAN enough to talk about my PENIS or BALLS!?
>> Anonymous
Come on, do it, talk about my DICK or my COCK for that matter! I can take it!
>> Anonymous
do you watch alot of porn?
perhaps you have trained your mind to allow erections, cumming, etc.. to only be feasible when such visuals are at hand!!
>> Anonymous
>>372951
pavlav's dog etc..

forgot to add that
>> Anonymous
take this to /b/. they will help you.
>> Anonymous
>>372951
is that....plausible...anonymous? Do I have...Pavlov's cock? Do you feel I have any chance to rectify said situation?
>> Anonymous
>>372951
though to be honest I can't say I watch a whole lot of porn, than again these days who is to say how much is "a whole lot"?
>> Anonymous
thanks for your help everyone, I guess I'll just consult my local physician then. *yawn*

:c
>> Anonymous
you have to see an urologist idiot
>> Anonymous
Just as an aside, bro

Are you taking anti-depressants?
>> Anonymous
last fuckin night i was with this awesome girl, sexy and intelligent (rare find) it was the second time we hung out, i had been drinking allllll day and drank a bottle of wine at her place that night, things get going, we go into her bedroom, roll around for a while, she asks me if i wanna have sex, i say yes, she gets rubber, my dick won't get hard cause of all the booze, i go into her bathroom and start tugging thinking of some hardcore belladonna or gauge shit, that doesn't work, i go get her laptop without thinking and as im bringing it into the bathroom she sees, gets pissed, kicks me out.

i'm pretty sure she doesn't want to talk to me again? but what should i do?
>> Anonymous
>>373049
Just show up bro, she obviously wants your junk in her aforementioned trunk, or hood compartment.
>> Anonymous
>>373050
yeah but she lives 30 minutes north of me on the lovely 405 freeway

this was only teh second time i met her, first was at a party about a month ago

i mean we were connecting real well the whole time before the laptop thing, but she was really pissed, said i made her feel hideous (ie get hard to porn then fuck her to get off etc) and she was just shocked which i dont blame her for

but id never do something so dumb if i wasn't shitfaced, then again i wouldn't have needed to if i wasn't
>> Anonymous
>>373055
Listen bro... What did I say in the previous post?

It's not like she was unconscious... just be like, fuck...

"I'm ready to initiate sexual relations with you" as you grasp your groin, and make grunting noises.