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Girls Anonymous
I'm not really getting how to get girlfriends or get laid.

I've got all the basics covered. I don't dress like a slob, I'm (reasonably) fit, I'm friends with all the jocks, I play sports, and I can talk with a bunch of girls and say "hi" and whatever and not have them run away.

However, I'm really unclear on how to go from basic conversation to getting laid. No girls really come on to me or flirt with me.

Please advise.
>> Anonymous
Girls arent even worth it, man. Guys are so much easier to tap.
>> Anonymous
get this:


http://www.amazon.com/Dating-Makes-You-Want-Die/dp/0061456500
>> Anonymous
steer the conversation in a direction where you can find out a similar hobby or interest you guys have. An easy one is movies.

For example, find out what movies she likes, then recommend some similar ones and when she says she hasn't seen it be like OH you really need to. And then eventually, that day or perhaps another, suggest that she come over to watch the movie at your place.

Then when the time is right, KISS her. The rest should be fairly obvious.

enjoy
>> Anonymous
>>426563
ROFL SO RANDOM
>> Anonymous
get her to watch speed racer with you

she'll be all over ur dick
>> Anonymous
PROTIP: a girl will decide if you're fuckable in the first 10 seconds of meeting you. this is based solely on physical appearances.
>> Anonymous
>>426580
right. but you still need to create the opportunity.
>> Anonymous
who is that girl?
>> Anonymous
>>426591
playboy
>> Anonymous
>>426584
that basically consists of shutting up so you don't say anything to put her off and letting it happen
>> Anonymous
>>426557
stop coming here. seriously
>> Anonymous
make fun of her. bitches loev it. they call it flirting, and it makes them think you're attracted to them. That + being attractive + being in college = getting laid all the fucking time
>> brambles !!VRXAN//FWJC
have to move into physical contact. so like, you have to touch her first.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Virgins explain how to land hot gurlz.
>> Anonymous
Call her a bitch right in front of her tits.

She'll be slobbering all over your cock in no time. Then you can call her a filthy animal and tell her to eat your semen.
>> Anonymous
>>426565
I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL THIS BOARD "RANDOM" XD
Wait, this is /fit/ not /b/.

Gtfo, both of you.
>> Anonymous
>>426580

The majority of human beings do this. Male or female. Though through time those observations may change, but it usually takes a while.
>> Anonymous
rape.
>> Anonymous
curls.
>> Anonymous
>Call her a bitch right in front of her tits.
hahahahahahahahaha
>> Anonymous
>>426637

lol
>> Anonymous
When you talk to a girl, smile and look them in the eyes, while thinking about man-handling them and them begging you to prod them. Your body language will from then on turn them on.
>> Anonymous
Smile. Tell them a joke. If they laugh, insert dick.
>> Anonymous
basically you have to make girls think dirty thoughts about you during conversation without you actually saying anything overt, especially about them. And they walk away wondering why they're turned on.
>> Anonymous
4CHAN NEEDS A SEX/RELATIONSHIP BOARD.
cruise control for cool
>> Anonymous
>>426815
WELL FUCKING TELL MOOT AND STOP BEING A FAGGOT.
>> Anonymous
1. Don't dress like a slob
2. Say hi
3. Basic conversation
4. ????????
5. Get laid!
>> Anonymous
>>426815
It's called /r9k/. Stop by sometime ;)
>> Anonymous
>>426814
>And they walk away wondering why they're turned on.
>And they walk away wondering
>they walk away
Doesn't sound like the result I'd be looking for.
>> Anonymous
>>426822
No, fuck that faggot shit with the mute.
>> Anonymous
>>426825
Learn to put some thought in your posts instead of 'loldongshurrrrr'. Or learn to beat it. insert random phrase lol dongs hurrrrrr
>> Anonymous
1st missing step, alcohol.
2nd, use suggestive words, and lower your voice when you speak to them. Also, when you get good at it, go for teasing them, giving subtle put downs, and ignore the one you are interested in, etc.
>> Anonymous
Walk up to a random girl and shout at the top of your lungs, "I CAN SQUAT 1.5x MY BODYWEIGHT, MEHDI SAID I CAN START BODYBUILDING NOW"

It always works.
>> Anonymous
that bitch looks like an alien
>> Anonymous
>>426824
at the natural conclusion of the conversation, at someplace neutral like school. I'm being realistic, assuming you are getting to know the person first over a few meetings. it's not like you're going to magically coax them into bed in one fell swoop during the daytime anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>426557
first of all, its called alcohol. and partying. Put your jock friends to use and have a party with your jock friends so all the hot bitches will show up. get em drunk and just tell them they're so beautiful and what not. Start commenting specific parts, ending with commenting on the lips, then saying you just want to kiss them, then do it, then continue from there.
>> Anonymous
>>426563

THAT is only after a few times of conversing and becoming friends, you don't want to just kiss her. thats how you get slapped
>> Anonymous
>>426878
Unless you're attractive. Then you get laid.
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
>Please advise.
Well you're not really at the right place to get answers.
>> Maestro Anon
>>426557
GB2/r9k/ FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
rape
>> Anonymous
>>426557
>> Anonymous
>>426850
i think i'm going to try this
>> Anonymous
As a poverty-stricken fat shit with a hot girlfriend, I feel like I'm a bit of an expert on the subject.

Basically, you just have to give girls a hard time. Bust their balls constantly in a joking tone of voice (not actually being an asshole, know the difference). Don't hang on them or follow them around. Always be the first to end conversations. ASK THEM OUT.
Then, when you're out, still be a dick but do things like open doors for them..... it blows their mind. MAKE A MOVE. DONT BE A PUSSY.

You'll know you're doing it right if they things like "you're such a dick" and playfully hit you. That pretty much means "i want your cock in and around my mouth"

hope that helps
>> Anonymous
>>427401
this.

Be aloof. Make it seem like she's not really that important to you, even if it's not true. You'll keep her clamoring for your attention.
>> Anonymous
>>427401
>>427403
I'm a chick i agree with this. I never want guys that make it clear they want me.
>> Anonymous
>>427401
>>427401

a poor fat btard with a hot girlfriend?

Give us some body shots, of BOTH of you

also moar! tell us moar!
>> Anonymous
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>>426557
her
>> Anonymous
>>427410
pig disgusting
>> Anonymous
>>427403
>>427401
I'm a girl, and my boyfriend does that. I'm about to leave him.
>> Anonymous
CONFIDENCE combined with playful teasing... I tried this once on ONE girl... now she's my girlfriend and I fuck her on the weekends. She's fine, too... confidence, confidence, confidence. Bitches can smell a lack of confidence from a mile away.
>> Anonymous
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>>427409

you will notice im the chubby bastard on the left, and my woman is on the right.

now that I've helped maybe you people can tell me how to not be 230 pounds.
>> Anonymous
>>427412
MARCELLA?
>> Anonymous
>>427419
lol no. Try again.
>> Anonymous
>>427412

sure, but the quesiton wasnt "how do a maintain a meaningful relationship with a twat?" it was "how do i get laid?" and your boyfriend DID fuck you, yes?
>> Anonymous
>>427423
...Touche.
>>427401's advice is flawless.
>> Anonymous
Body language is where it's at, don't go trying to flex or any of that shit instead while talking to her do very suttle things like licking your lips a tiny bit or scratching your arm or itching your stubble. They won't go what the fuck why are you doing that or anything, instead the body language stored in their sub-concious memory and along with their hormonal instincts and your physical atractivness (if you got that shit) they will want to you.

Peoples primal instincs are your best friend, woman will be attracted to things like licking your lips as it implies eating that taco and with your arms or something it will get her to notice your MUSSEL, your stubble is a sign of maturity and strength, clean shaven will imply imaturirty as it doesn't look like you've hit it and if you have a full grown beard it makes you look so bad ass they don't want to be near you. Having stubble is right in the middle and will say hey i'm mature and im bad ass as extremeties on either side are often the worst case in any senario so smack bang in the middle will get you them chicks.

Don't go doing it too much as it will look like you got a twitch or something, do it every so often and Just follow along with what the other anons said about being a nice dick with your conversations and add in body language.
>> Anonymous
>>427415

well done good sir. I'd like to add to your advice that you shouldn't ever give compliments.

the more attractive a girl is the more vital it is that you dont compliment her.If you do then you're the same as every other loser she's met
>> Anonymous
>>427444
lol beards are awesome i wish mine wasnt so damn patchy
>> Anonymous
>>427401
>>427403
>>427408
this is it, it doesnt matter what you look like as long as youre the man

>>427412
he doesn't fuck you well enough
>> Anonymous
rape. holy fuck. i don't see what the problem here is.
>> Anonymous
I have a friend who's a short fatass with a voice of a newborn kitten and he's fucking her hot girlfriend in the next room while I'm here fapping to 4chan :(
>> Anonymous
>>427873

bitches love kittens
>> Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg
It's always been my understand that you have to prove to a woman why you should be her mate. I could never be interested in just any girl, fat chooses the cards in my deck. I don't really do anything specific or complicated or play any games because I do things open and honestly. Girls aren't a sport to me, relationships are a part of life. We're generation of human beings raised by our opposite sexes, I strongly appose that. Everything I have to prove, I prove to myself, and if there's a nice woman that comes along then I let the chips fall where they may.
>> Anonymous
>>427885
someone's been watching a little too much fight club
>> Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg
*FATE not FAT
>> Anonymous
Read "The Mystery Method"
>> Anonymous
>>427899
Oh god please don't.

If you have to read one of those seduction books, check out Juggler's book.
>> Anonymous
>>427885
fight club fag don't know shit!

jk.
>> Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg
>>427950
>>427887

I prefer enjoy watching women fall into the bottomless pit of their emotions and never fulfilling their potential than dating one. If I were to ever get into a relationship, it would be a friends with benefit thing. I don't believe in marriage, but I do believe in love. The only honest love is one that doesn't fall on society's hollow forms of commitment.
>> Anonymous
Hmm anything more?

The whole pick up artist scene looks kinda faggy.
>> Anonymous
Try being funny and emotionally secure. Usually works for me.

Also, spend less time on 4chan unless you want nerdy girls.