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Anonymous
Look closely at this picture /fit/...

<---- See that? That is what we call a "MAN".

All you FAGGOTS spending 7 days a week in the gym, just to go home to squeeze and look at your muscles in the mirror... how sad.

You know what kind of males do that? GAY men, no exception.

I bet more than half of you post in /fa/ as well, flaming cock canaries!

<---- Look at him, he is a MAN... doesn't give a flying fuck 'bout nothing apart from waking up at 10am, chucking on a shitty Hawaiian, and slamming down hard, top shelf, alcohol....

And you know what else?... a guy like that STILL fucks hotter women than any of you EVER will.

Why? Because women are attracted to MEN... not FAGGOTS who spend all week working on their pectoral muscles.
>> Anonymous
Cool story bro.
>> Anonymous
reported for unfunny trolling.
>> Anonymous
>>340447

I'm actually a chick. Just trying to point the guys here in the right direction.

Too bad that 98% of them won't listen lol
>> Anonymous
>>340444
0/10

Obviously you're trolling.
Bruce Campbell is a married man, his character on Burn Notice is not. His character is also fictional.

I do agree that Bruce is a man. Look at that jaw.
>> Anonymous
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Your theory is bullshit.
>> Anonymous
0/10

Obvious and not even chuckle worthy.

Come on, trolling 4chan is easy as all hell and you STILL failed?
>> Anonymous
>>340461

You fail to see that he is one of the same person. Bruce pretty much acts and looks like that in real life... right down to the damn shirts!

Your post proves my point. He is married.

And, not that is matters but his character in the show is MARRIED, AND gets scores of hot women, AND is considered a heartthrob.

No one here can do anything to prove me otherwise. I win.

/thread

Now get back to eating those protein shakes that no girl even gives a fuck about
>> Anonymous
OP here...

it makes me laugh how you all label everything that is against your personal views as "trolling"

trolling was never attended, this was a last breathe/gasp to help the male race not turn into a pile of flaming FAGGOTS.

and as you have all proven... i failed. Go back to your gyms.
>> Anonymous
>>340468
fat ugly bitch alert!
>> Anonymous
No he fucks hot women because he has money, fame, and power, dingdong.

Way to miss that, chubbo.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
So getting a drunk slob makes you a man. Gotcha
>> Anonymous
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>>340468
Trying a little bit too hard are we?

Keep reaching for that rainbow anon! You'll get there someday!
>> Anonymous
>>340468
yeah cuz 10 years later, he will have a heart attack and love his alcohol more than you, have fun with that
>> Anonymous
>>340457
Ew, you're a chick? You actually want to hug that sweaty, hairy potbelly? Girl, you and I have different tastes, and you do not belong on a HEALTH AND FITNESS board with your chubby-chaser views. Begone, you disgusting piece of shit.
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this is what we call a man, sam is a sidekick

>>340468
his character aint married
>> Anonymous
>>340473

LOL you fucking nitwit... bruce campbell has none of that! he is a Z-list actor who scraps by by doing aftershave commercials... IF HE IS LUCKY.
>> Anonymous
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Don't listen to her, /fit/! This is what we like. An Edward Norton is fine too.
>> Anonymous
>>340479

his character IS married actually... do your research before claiming falsities
>> Anonymous
>>340468
His character isn't really married.
Sure on the latest episode you find out he is married, but he hasn't seen his wife in 30 years. He was just lazy to not get a divorce.
>> Anonymous
>>340483

HAHA gimme a break! Brad Pitt and his character in fight club are the perfect example of HOMOEROTIC fantasies.

For fuck sake, those chacters go ON AND ON about how they hate calvin Klein models, and yet, tyler is the perfect example of a muscle bound, designer clothes and sunglasses wearing douchbag
>> Anonymous
Replace MAN with SUGAR DADDY
>> Anonymous
>>340497
Homoerotic? I am a woman.
However, Edward Norton in Fight Club >>>> Brad Pitt in Fight Club.
>> ­
>>340485
>>340484
umm.. ok guys which episode we are taling about, i just watched thro last episode and did not find anything bout it. and i dont recall anything about his wife. /r/ number of episode
>> Anonymous
ITT Fatties argue with girls over what is attractive
>> Anonymous
>>340504

Yes, homoerotic... does not matter that you are a women. You are lusting after a fairy.

But yes, at least edward nortons character is more manly than brad pitt's character. Half a gold star to you.
>> Anonymous
A man should look like a man, not a pregnant woman. A real man has muscles. A real man looks like he can protect his women and hunt wild buffalo. Fags work out because they love the body of a real man. Women love money and status.
>> Anonymous
PROTIP: Not everybody works out for women.
>> Anonymous
I think the point here is that REAL MEN(tm) are not obsessed with their looks.

Chicks love muscles though, no doubt about it. They also love guys who dress well and are well groomed. The paradox is that you shouldn't give a shit about it. You should just be that way naturally. Being muscular and goodlooking is something you shouldn't have to concentrate on. You were born that way.

So do your squatz drink your milk and do your hair but never EVER talk about it around women. All they want is their alfa-caveman-fantasy.
>> Anonymous
>>340520
ye this man work out for other man, they are called homosexuall
>> Anonymous
>>340515

Everything you said makes no sense whatsoever.

You say...

>>A man should look like a man

See OP's pic.

>>A real man has muscles

Says who? We are not living in cave man days here my friend.

>>A real man looks like he can protect his women and hunt wild buffalo

We are not living in cave man days here.

>>Fags work out because they love the body of a real man

Well that part is correct, which is ALL of the males on /fit/

>>Women love money and status.

True for the most part... but even a fat, balding man with firer in his heart, with a personality of gold and that can fuck like 100 wild stallions will still bed hot women
>> Anonymous
>>340444
6/10

i really like the idea, but it is not really well carried out

also pic is bad example
>> Anonymous
>>340523
Some people work out for themselves. And,

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
>> Tom-san
A real man lives his life with a DON!!!
>> Anonymous
>>340526
WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

115/10

OP IS NOT A BAD EXAMPLE. OP IS THE ULTIMATE EXAMPLE
>> Anonymous
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lolzerskatez fitznezz fagzors! This guy gets more pussy than you. Lol.

Can I plz plz have attention.

Seriously, why are you guys so fucking easy to troll. Let it go. The OP knows he's fat and not getting any. You know he's fat and not getting any. Why not leave it at that?
>> Anonymous
>>340537
79% of the replies to this thread is the OP.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Everybody responds to a troll with what they think constitutes a REAL MAN

Protip: Never let a women tell you what her idea of a REAL MAN is. Women don't know shit. (Actually, do yourselves a favor by never listening to women at all). And wherever you go, they will always emphasize "a REAL MAN" because they're too stupid to express themselves otherwise.
>> Anonymous
>>340471
>attended
>> Anonymous
>>340525
Even though it's not caveman times women are still attracted to an image of power and security, and being fit is also important because of the cost of health care. Plus you posted a pic of a successful actor. If he was Bruce Campbell: alcoholic garbage truck driver, he wouldn't get hot women.
>> Anonymous
I'd just like to come in here and say that this exact scene in OP's image was just on tv. and it freaked me the eff out.
>> the ides of march !!7Z/3gj5ZXsu
>>340537
Don Vito likes little girls.
>> Anonymous
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>> yo yo
money/status>mussels

owever, non of yall is rich so u cud help yaself by gettin sum mussels bro
>> Anonymous
troll.
>> Anonymous
>>340545

Well well well... the first half-reasonable argument against me all night.

*cracks fingers*

>>Even though it's not caveman times women are still attracted to an image of power and security

True, but why can't (they can) a man be "chill" kinda of guy like in the OP pic? You think a guy like that wouldn't smash a bottle of your head if you tryed to fuck with him? NO

>>and being fit is also important because of the cost of health care

Well this is a simple one... you assume everyone lives in America with fucked up healthcare. Wrong.

>>Plus you posted a pic of a successful actor. If he was Bruce Campbell: alcoholic garbage truck driver, he wouldn't get hot women.

If said alcoholic truck driver had an awesome personality, and knew how to fuck like a champion, why not? Your not looking at life through the reality googles my friend... people are constantly complaining that they see hot women with ugly, overweight slobs! Then said people go home and wonder why they can't do the same.

Hell, heaps of attractive actresses have ugly husbands... is it because of their males money? FUCK NO, the bitch already has the world wrapped around her finger.
>> Tarzan !3GqYIJ3Obs
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