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Anonymous
/fit/ I want a gravity machine so that i can train under 300 times normal gravity, where can i get one?
>> Anonymous
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The guy that posted below me is extremely gay.

That is all.
>> Anonymous
But not as gay as the guy above
>> Anonymous
I am gay.
>> Anonymous
Guy above me seems homosexual.
>> Anonymous
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Homosexual is gay.
>> Anonymous
>>440032

Ok this is what you do OP, you get a plane ticket to Paris, France. Once you arrive there rest up for a few days and explore the city for its the last time you'll see it.

Once your done with that go down to the catacombs of France. After reaching level 2b, which is blocked off you will find a hidden passageway after the 1st fork. Oh yeah i forgot to mention take the left when facing the fork too. After that you will see a door and a man with a top hat standing beside it. He goes by the name Francois Richarde Duvont.

Disregard what his current appearance at the time is because he is a highly respected and renown man in both worlds (I'll explain it later when you cross the border of Monticriso)

Now when you see him say this exact sentence, "Bonjour Monsieur, It's a wonderful day to train. Oui?"
If you said it correctly he will give you a silent nod of approval and will open the door.

Once you step in you will enter a futuristic-like chamber, probably due to the crazy-wackos back in the Victorian era. I hope you enjoy one of Tesla's greatest inventions, the Gravity Manipulator.
>> I Skank to Post Rock
>>440407
I'm glad that you have nothing better to do than write out relatively large amounts of masturbatory pap in response to an even more than normally completely irrelevant thread on /fit/
>> Anonymous
>>440407
Some believe that Tessla was sent from the future to give us EM technology.
>> Anonymous
>>440411

Thank you, i was bored while finishing my set of SQUATZ.
>> Anonymous
Wait, if you increase the gravity to some amount, wont your intestines rip your asshole open and drop out?
>> Anonymous
>>440407
ASS HOLE
It was not a gravity machine, it was a fucking gay bar
I swear to god if I find you I will kill your pimply faced ass chop up your body then have sex with the chum that is left
>> Anonymous
>>440421
well, its almost the same thing
running from homos will get you as fit as working out in a gravity machine
>> Anonymous
Get Dr. Briefs to build you one.