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>1. It is almost impossible to kidnap us. People >tend to notice fork lifts. its imposible to kidnap me i ran too fast >2. We get to eat delicious food as often as we >want and drink what we want. Our image is so >far gone that it doesn't matter. i am an endurance runner(not proffesional one ofc) and i can eat whatever i want whenever i want 3. We rule the internet, since we can't leave the house. porn rules the internet >4. We save money by not showering off. More >money means hot women will like us more in >the end. my water meter is rigged, my water is free >5. We don't waste time exercising. We are the >ones who can raise level 70 characters in >WoW. i am lvl 70 full epic proto warrior >6. If we do have heart attacks there are sugery >that can fix us right up. surgery=pain+diet+recovery >7. The government pays us money because >we are classified as disabled you got me on this one... >8. It may be hard to poop and be clean so we >wear diapers. We don't have to stop in the >middle of talking to someone to go poop. We >do it while we talk. normal ppl dont poop over 9000 times a day so there is no real advantage here...
on top of that i will live longer, i look good and i interact with other people and they are not disgust by me
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