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Anonymous
I have my first girlfriend.
But i live with my parents.
Obviously this is a problem.
Where can we fuck? :/
It's hard/impossible to make my parents leave for 5 hours
>> Anonymous
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>>309389
>5 hours
>> Anonymous
And she lives with her parents too.
How do fellow anons handle this?
>> Anonymous
Bathrooms on restaurants. Not on a Mcdonald's, I mean a really expensive restaurant, with towels and all of that shit.
>> Anonymous
Do you live in the city or is there someplace you can go picnicking out in a field, in the woods or something like that? Romantic AND private!
>> Anonymous
>>309392
movies/alcohol included
>> Anonymous
lol at five hours.

Try 20 minutes, virgin fag.
>> sasuke
Rape takes 5 minutes, not 5 hours.
>> Anonymous
>>309398
>>309400

Movie and alcohol included, try 20 minutes.
>> Anonymous
ask your parents to leave your room
>> sasuke
How hard is it to ask your parents you want intimity for sex? At worst, they won't say anything.
>> Anonymous
Are your parents home 24/7? Are hers? What time do they go to bed? Forget the pornos you've seen, sex can happen pretty quietly.
>> Anonymous
>>309424
Agreed. And "OMG BE QUIET MY DAD'S IN THE NEXT ROOM" sex can be pretty awesome.
>> Anonymous
this isn't even a thread
>> Anonymous
>>309389
What age are you OP.
>> Anonymous
try your room, unless your parents frequent your room a lot? do you have a finished basement ( you know couch TV etc )? i'm sure one of your houses has a downstairs area... or try telling your parents you'd like some privacy?
>> Anonymous
>>309414
>intimity for sex

I need me some intimity
>> Anonymous
We live in a trailer home though
>> Anonymous
>>309434
I'm 21 :<
She's 20
>> Anonymous
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>>309461
I knew it
>> Anonymous
>>309461
Ha ha, Very funny.
Yes i have my own room, even with a lock but the bed and floor are kinda squeaky that's why i want my parents to leave
>> Anonymous
Well OP, when I was 14, and hopefully dumber than you are now, I could at least figure out to fuck in my room and listen for footsteps. Trust me, it's only the end of the world for a few days once you get caught.. and this was by a very christian woman.
>> Anonymous
hahahahahah fucking hill billy getting it on in the trailer park, your fucking pathetic dude just end it.
>> Anonymous
Just rent a hotel room, dur
>> Anonymous
Congratz, /fit/. You've just been trolled.
>> Anonymous
>>309517
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I was just about to post a serious reply too! Thank you!
>> Anonymous
>>309526
OP here,
i'm not a troll
just a very shy person :/
>> Anonymous
>>310001
>>310001

Fuck in a car in a some secluded parking spot. Or get a cheap hotel room.
>> Anonymous
Go camping somewhere
>> Anonymous
My favorite is secluded areas in a shopping complex, or an Oval - yup - that's right - an oval behind a shed or something like at a school yard.

Use your creativity!

The examples I've given are really good if you're really conscious about someone coming and disturbing the peace.
>> Anonymous
>>310019

did it for me!!
>> Anonymous
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>>309463
You're 20. You're trailer trash. You're american.
And you care if your parents hear you fucking your whore.

Heh her, yeah right.
I'm going to humor you for the lulz - go fuck in a barn, I'm sure you'll find one, all things considered.
>> Anonymous
Your parents don't work?

And also, if you have to introduce alcohol to get her to have sex with you, do you really care what she thinks?

Also... alcohol + virgin sex = lol
>> Anonymous
If you do decide to do it in your room, keep the door open; Yes, keep it open. This will allow you to hear anyone coming up the stairs. You'll be suprised at what you can't hear, but what they can hear with the door closed. If the door is closed, you'll limit your hearing abilities by atleast 15-20m. By the time you have detected a presence it would already be too late.

Actually, forget what I said, you last hours so there's no chance you can have silent sex; you fucking stud bastard.
>> Anonymous
>>310278
>>309506

Jealous virgins.