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Ephedrasil HARDCORE Anonymous
i salute you /fit/
im fed up of gaining weight.. i tried jogging and the one fucking hundred push ups thing... everything goes to hell becusa of my fucking lifestyle... i mean from mon to fri im condemned to sit down in my cubicle for more than 10hrs, i try to do some exercise during weekends but as a damn fucking family guy is pretty much limited.
so im ready to start taking some pills to start losing weight, i just want to stop eating and move my lard ass around more often.
any advice on which pill to take?
i read about Ephedrasil HARDCORE and the reviews are decent... but i dont trust.
please halp.
>> Anonymous
Have you considered biking to work and stop going to the shitty food aisle in the groceries?
>> Anonymous
have you tried not being a pussy
>> Anonymous
Set sail for fail. I have a soul-crushing desk job where I work 10 hours per day. It pays extremely well, but I'm essentially sedentary while here. Somehow, I've managed to lose 10 pounds over the last month due to eating well and exercising.

Really, you have no excuse. Nobody in the whole fucking world has more than 168 hour per week to dedicate to shit. Why is it that you fail when so many other succeed? Hint, you are useless. Might as well kill yourself now, cause taking pills won't do shit if you aren't already doing shit.
>> Anonymous
have you tried not being a pussy
>> Anonymous
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i tried. i leave 48 fucking miles away from work motherfucker... so add the 1 hour commute per trip (10 hrs a week)..
i fucking hate being fat, seriously... im fucked up.. all the shit started after in 200 they rebuilt my ankles due a fucking climbing accident in new Zealand... argh im hating my life right now
>> Anonymous
>>248338

Then fucking kill yourself you stupid fuck. Seriously. Drink some bleach and then some orange juice. If you seriously think that fucking pills are going to make pounds melt off of you then you're fucking delusional.

If you're already exercising hard enough to lose steady weight then adding in an ECA stack will actually help you lose weight slightly faster. That's as much as you can expect. No more.

You attitude towards this is coming across in your posts. You really have no chance to succeed. This probably isn't what you want to hear, but it's the absolute motherfucking truth.

Want to lose weight and not do any work? Bulimia. Then enjoy your rotting teeth, diminishing lean body mass, and overall bad health. You've been warned.
>> Anonymous
If you have time to ask for advice on /fit/, you have time for HIIT. If your ankles are really that useless, find a rowing machine.
>> Anonymous
have you tried not being a pussy
>> Anonymous
Quit making excuses. We don't wanna hear that shit. That's the most pathetic thing ever, "waaaaahhhh I'm fat but I don't have time to workout." Yes, you do want to be fat, if that's really the way you think.
>> Anonymous
You know what, fuck this shit. I'm done giving you fucking advice. This thread is making me rage and it's putting me off being fucking productive at work.

Take your pills and stop eating. The end result will be the same. You'll start taking dangerous chemicals without knowing exactly what they do, exactly how they interact with your body, and all possible side effects and how to figure out if you're having a bad reaction. With a little luck, you'll be another statistic about a fucking lard-ass that killed himself due to a heart-attack caused by using thermogenic agents his out-of-shape and useless body couldn't handle.

One of these days I'm gonna market a product that makes you think you're not fat anymore. It'll be a hypnotherapy sort of thing. It won't do ANYTHING. It'll only work to convince you that your not being able to run three blocks is normal and should be celebrated instead of being ruthlessly mocked. Fuck, I'll be rich selling to dipshits like the OP.
>> Anonymous
OP
thank you motherfuckers! your fucking speeches did really boost my spirit... thanks to everyone, seriously.. thats what we fatties need, less patronizing and more sincerity.
well fuck it, im going outside for a nice stroll in the park.. bes lunch time ever.. i really feel better /fit/.. thanks to all.
and thanks again cause i saved $$$ i chenged my mind, im not buying pills, instead im buying jogging shoes.
love you my bitches!

:-D
>> Anonymous
if your at work for so long, try making up exercises you can do while you work. If your sitting most of the day, put something heavy on your knees and do calf raises.
Or stretch alot.
Get a tennis ball and squeeze it with a free hand.
Speed up your breathing.
Fuck, just figure it out!
>> Anonymous
>>248362
OP here, i usually fuck a workmate twice a week... standing up.. i know is not the same as a workout session but i think i burn some cals there...
>> Anonymous
>>248325
I think you're an idiot/pussy too. But you dont need to be competent to lose weight.

Fuck routines, you clearly can't follow them. You need to realize right now that you are an inefficient lardass that is only in a predicament because you have no perception of how the body fucking works.

Stop treating yourself to sugary foods, snacks, desserts, candy, soda, chips, cheese sauce, greasy foods, oily foods, fast food, stop fucking doing it. You as an individual don't deserve that shit, you earn it once you aren't a goddamn fatass and can handle the repercussions. You clearly can't right now.

Don't eat 3 meals a day, and don't give a fucking excuse about it. Eat 5-6 meals (healthy "snacks" you fatass). Don't "clear your plate" because you hate wasting food, because thats fucking stupid. Don't eat when stressed out.

working in a cubicle is hardly an excuse for any COMPETENT person. Is there a fucking rule that says you can't get on the floor and do some pushups? Or squats? Jumping jacks? I doubt it. You don't need to get sweaty, just fucking do SOMETHING a dozen times throughout the day. How the FUCK do you think calories get burned?

Make some muscle. Get a couple of dumbells (15 lb if you're weak as fuck) and extend your arms out in front, to the sides, do curls, punch with them, press them up into the air, raise them from behind your head, GET CREATIVE. Get some fucking latex tubing and some clamps from the hardware store, put a clamp on the top of a doorframe and attach tubing, use this like a dumbell but the force is in the opposite direction. NOT HARD.

Pushups, situps/crunches (LEARN THE DIFFERENCE), SQUATS BURN A SHITLOAD OF CALORIES IF YOU ARE FAT AND HEAVY.

Running is out of the question since you're such a weak willed pussy. Get a fucking bicycle and peddle as fast as you fucking can for an hour. Do this every saturday and sunday, MAKE TIME.
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>> Anonymous
get some hydroxycut hardcore and take those. Then on your lunch break go for runs, or even if there is a gym nearby pick up some fucking weights. Saying you want to loose weight and actually loosing weight are much different fatass
>> Anonymous
>>248395
Also, dont cook your pasta too long, or it turns into some shitty carbs