so fit. i am the dude who shaved all his pupes off with a razor and got the red bumps, ingrown hairs, and itchy painful irritation. You all said to wax it. and i want to. but ive been too embarassed to go to the store and buy the stuf (bikinizone for sensitive skin is what im guessing would work.) i have tried 3 times to just go buy it and i cant bring myself to do it. it doesnt seem normal for me to carry that stuff around and buy it. if i kept shaving would my skin ever adjust to it? i had a roomate who was very open about his "shower time" and he never said anything about irritation at all.TL:DR Shaved my pubes. irritated and ingrown hairs. to afraid to buy waxing stuff. will my skin toughen up eventually if i keep shaving it once my irritation heals?
STOP BEING A PUSSY BITCH
Buy the goddamn bikinizone you gas-wasting bastard.
It will never adjust, just like facial hair. Man up and get the wax. It's worth it. Also it'll be a one time thing. You can also order online if you still can't bring yourself to do it. Or have your friend buy it for you. Better yet, where do you live? If I'm close, I'll buy it and drive it to you.
This might sound cartoon cliche, but how about buying it while wearing a disguise? Wear some sunglasses, a jacket, and some clothes and a hat that you don't normally wear.Then it's like you're a different person buying the stuff and nobody will know it's you.
i thought about going late at night but then remembered the self checkouts are closed.
>>207218KY
>>207218lol.Just buy it. Its not like you know the cashier or you're ever going to really see them again.
is it normal? is it average that a dude walks up carrying these products? or can i expect a doubletake or a weird look?
>>207266just look the cashier straight in the eye and alpha them into nervous silence.
>>207279If it's a girl, give her that OP picture face and she'll know whats up.
oh jesus. just goto a 24 hour store that has u-scans/self checkout the whole night (meijers, maybe walmarts), grab a couple necessities, and the wax. other customers won't notice, and most night clerks see odd shit anyways.
>>207281Again, if it's a guy, give him that OP picture face and he'll know whats up.
hah and ill either scream "BLAUGH BLAUB BLEEEH" or YEA SO IM SHAVIN MY NITS WHAT. THE. FUCK. DO YOU CARE!?
To the OP: what you want is a razor that WON'T give you razor burn. I use a Fusion Titanium; the vertical wires prevent that shit. If you don't mind spending the money, go get a Norelco Body Shaver (www.shaveeverywhere.com, iirc); never have razor burn again.
HERES WHAT YOU DO.1) Walk to store2) Get pack of condoms3) Get pack of bikinizone (lulz)4) Pay at cashier, wink for added win.5) Laugh6) Go home7) No more irritation/profit.
>>207320i dont even know what size condom i wear (virgin) but i should... i was going to start another thread.....how DO i know what size to wear? Mine is 7.25" long and 1.5inches wide (i measured the other night when i was bored and masturbating. what size do i wear?
>>207324>>207324>>207324MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM
>>207340really? heh awesome. can you say EGO BOOST?
>>207349i was just kidding, its probably just a regular sized condom, magnum is for like 20 ft long dicks or some shit.
>>207363Magnum is for black people
GRAB SOME FROM SHELF AND SHOVE DOWN PANTS. WALK OUT AT THE SAME TIME AS SOMEONE ELSE AND TRY NOT TO BE SUSPICIOUS.
Alright I know quite a bit about this.Do not. Under any circumstances. Try to wax. Your own crotch.Unless you are super yoga man, just suck it up, give the koreans $8 and have them do it. If you live in any kind of middle class area, there are probably enough places where you never have to go to the same place twice. I might call ahead to ask if they'll do a male bikini wax though. They might not.
I heard that porn star used neosporin-type shit to shave her vagoo so that she wouldn't get bumps.I ALSO HEARD THAT VISINE GETS THE RED OUT!!!!
>>207210amazon.comalso punny because your pubes are prolly like the amazon right now
Go buy it at Walmart or any other place that has self checkout registers.
go buy boxes of tampons or condoms and then stand out in front of the store asking people entering that you already bought condoms and tampons, and they can have them if they buy you wax treatments.seriously, you're a huge pussy.