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Anonymous
I've started two different fight clubs in 7 months. What have you done with your life?
>> Anonymous
>>451851

Fought Sponge, and won.
>> Anonymous
I saged trolls and retards
>> Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg
I'm working toward getting one up in coconut creek, FL.
>> Anonymous
trolled retards and sagers
>> Anonymous
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>>451851
Something that's not retarded.
>> Anonymous
Smoked a lot of weed and lifted a lot of weight off the ground,multiple times a week
>> Mark !/aPzExRzGw
ITT faggots that can't get over that Fight Club was just a movie.
>> Anonymous
>>451851
>>451856
0/10
>> Anonymous
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>> brambles !!VRXAN//FWJC
>>451863
IT WAS NOT JUST A MOVIE.

also a book.
>> Mark !/aPzExRzGw
>>451877
Good point.
>> Anonymous
>>451863
6/10

Almost raged.
>> Anonymous
I am enjoying the irony in OP's pic, where white people fight to entertain niggers instead of vice versa
>> Anonymous
I happily ran across a field while pooping when I was 4 or 5 years old.
>> Anonymous
Fight clubs are for losers OP. They're for the guy who can't cut it in MMA competitions, but still want people to think they're tough when they actually suck at fighting.
>> Anonymous
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>>451855

um... have you ever even heard of American Top Team?!!?
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>451925

Some people just want to brawl after work, i don't blame them. It sure beats waiting for a pisshead on a friday night to glass you as an invitation to fight.
>> Anonymous
>>451925
hahah so true.

most people i know who do "fight clubs" are fat pasty kids who suck at real combat sports. They then try to justify their inability to do well in organized combat spots by saying something along the lines of "tyler durden says organized sports are just another sign of the pussification of sociey LOL! HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON!!! GOD SUX!!111"
>> Anonymous
>>452133
then fucking join a MMA/boxing/muy thai gym. don't take your shirt off and pretend you're a bad ass while you throw clumsy hay makers at your friend.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>452152

I wasn't justifying fight clubs. I'm merely pointing out that some people DO prefer the clumsy hay makers with friends over putting hard work into combat sports. If thats their bag, let them go at it, i'm sure they feel HARDCORE BRAH in the morning with a black eye. Either way you are getting exercise which is the most important thing to be looking at.
>> Anonymous
>>451877
What people don't get is that Fight Club isn't a macho guy book, its a love story. Thats all the author intended it to be. Sorry to bust your bubble.
>> Anonymous
>>452168
lol sure dude..exercise is the most important thing in this situation. who cares about looking like a total fucking tool. Nah, if you want a workout, don't go train like an athlete. just go and do some back yard fight club. that's real fitness.

why is it that all of these people looking to get some exercise are all a bunch of fat fucks who don't know how to do anything athletic except throw sloppy hay makers?
>> Anonymous
people that do fight clubs are like people that put coffee cans on their honda civics to make them louder. sure, they can actually learn something about cars and better educate themselves and become part of an active community of car enthusiast. But no, they just want the lame pleasure of going LOL MY CAR IS LOUD VROOM VROOM
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>452183

You seem to be missing the point or i didn't delve deep enough into it. I'm saying it is better to be brawling in faggotry fight clubs than sitting on your ass watching tv. If you actually want to train properly then you go join MMA/muay thai or whatever you are into it, but the average joe isn't going to put that kind of effort into it so settling for scrapping in the streets is better than doing nothing at all.
>> Anonymous
Actually depends on fight club but I know people are trolling some are badass.
>> Anonymous
Fight clubs=major fail
>> Anonymous
>>452194
no, it's really not. It's stupid, it's lame and it just screams "look at me i'm desperate for attention".

i mean sure, from the exercise perspective i guess its worht it to burn those calories. but you're going to look like a fucking tool and loser to anyone that sees you doing it and to anyone that knows you're doing it.

i would rather hop on a bike or join a gym than look like a fucking tool simply for the sake of burning calories.
>> Anonymous
ITT guys with no friends
>> Anonymous
>>452203

Actually, I just want to get in a fight. I've never been in a fight...I've wrestled more than half my life...but I want to fight someone. I don't want to join MMA, fork over some money for some bullshit judo, and I don't want to make it some sort of competition. I just want to fight.
>> Anonymous
>>451851
Chuck Palahniuk is a gay hope that doesn't ruin the book for you...i still like it.....i'm just saying it was written by a homosexual
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>452211

Go out into town on a friday night. Find a guy standing outside and keep calling him a cunt until he hits you.

You have your fight.
>> Anonymous
>>452211
then train, get into a fight and that way you get in great shape and you know how to fight.

jesus fucking christ..how is that you guys have some weird disassociation between fighting and training to fight? It's like you think training somehow makes it impossible for you to ever be in a real fight.

HINT: getting into a random fight will not teach you so much about yourself like you think it will.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>452223

It might teach you that you suck at fighting though.
>> Anonymous
>>452226
fucking say that to my face. if you weren't a coward i would destroy you in a second
>> Anonymous
>>452226
lol then why not train so that way you don't suck at fighting?

the type of fags that get into fights to lose are the same kids that used to punch themselves and then run around the play ground going LOL OL IM BLEEDING HEHEHEHEHE
>> Anonymous
/fit/ should have its own gatherings/throwdowns. if any Anons actually train they should teach non trained Anons
>> Anonymous
ITT: Violent macho idiots.
>> Anonymous
I want to fight and kill like James Bond? what do i need to do?
>> Anonymous
>>452229

Internet Tough Guy Sighted. His mom must have unblocked 4chan for him again.
>> Anonymous
>>452223

I go to the gym. And like I said, I've wrestled for half my life...more than half...I'm 18; I started when I was 7. I don't want to go to a gym to learn stupid tae kwan bullshit. I go to a gym to lift weights. I'm in pretty good shape. I just want to fight. I don't want to compete. Train to fight=train to fight IN COMPETITION. I just want to fight. Cunt.
>> Anonymous
I've started over nine thousand different fight clubs in 7 minutes. What have you done with your life?
>> Anonymous
>>452271
I pay child support. real men pay child support. do you pay child support?
>> Anonymous
>>452270
fucking fight me asshole. i am a knife fighter. my friends and i drive around new jersey and find mexicans to fight. We would curve stomp you
>> Anonymous
>>452278
real men dont knock up women and then ditch them and throw them a few hundred every month to make up for it.
>>452270
lol no one said you can't fight. but go to a gym and learn how to fight THEN get into fights. Getting into randmo fights every now and then won't make you better at fighting compared to what training in a real gym can do.

yeah, i forgot how wearing gloves and using time limits makes the techniques learned ina boxing gym totaly useless on the street lol
>> Anonymous
>>452278
my real dad never paid child support or even fucking called me. i'll give you props at least that you try to help.
>> Anonymous
I didn't have to worry about a bunch of idiots pounding the piss out of eachother and potentially becoming brutally harmed because I got an idea from a book/movie.
>> gay
>>452278
>I pay child support. real men pay child support.

gtfo out of my gender
>> Anonymous
>>452294
fucking spoken like a weak coward. there is a reason why girls laugh at you. its because you are a fucking pussy
>> Anonymous
>>452295
awwww dead beat dad is dead beat
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>452283
>real men dont knock up women and then ditch them and throw them a few hundred every month to make up for it.

Real men beat their women.
>> Anonymous
Not wasted it.
>> gay
>>452297
fighting for shits and giggles IS the way to prove you're a badass

fuck that shit with fighting to defend yourself, your family, your country. That's some pussy as shit, nigger.

OP = badass!
>> Anonymous
>>452297
spoke like a true impressionable faggot. Go wear your tap out clothes and quote tyler durden some more. Keep thinking the book is about being macho.
>> Anonymous
>>452299
I wonder why you're on 4chan and alone?
>> Anonymous
>>452302
fighting for your country is bullshit. almost every person who joins the army is too stupid to keep on going in school. they are pussys who defend their country because they had no other place to go
>> Anonymous
>>451851
fight club was about a delusional schizophrenic whose self-hatred manifested into 2nd person who was more 007. The movie's not a good guideline on how to live your life. It's more like: this is what it feels like to be totally fucking crazy, from the perspective of the crazy person.

get into boxing. then you can fight strangers in a safer place.
>> Anonymous
>>452304
have fun with your AIDS fucking homo. at least i have honor because i fight for what i believe in
>> Anonymous
>>452302
>>452302
stfu. go ahead and keep fighting your fat friends and think you are proving something about yourself. ill keep up my boxing lessons and smoke people like you who think their bruised ribs = macho
>> gay
>>452306
ok, nevermind. Fighting in a war where the opposite side is trying to kill you is bullshit if the war is unjustified. Fuck that shit.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>452306

Are you aware that some genuinely have an interest in a military career?
>> Anonymous
>>452315
People who want to be officers and shit and have a long career in the army are far and in between. if everyone was like that you would have a shit load of fancy officers. but the majority of them are grunt. people who barely have their GED. most army guys are fucking retards. who come back from the war even more fucked up.

Most people who want careers in the army go get a 4 year degree and then enlist
>> gay
>>452311
you missed the point faggot

underage retard fag
>> Anonymous
>>452326
fuck you homo i am old enough to make your mom cum.
>> Anonymous
>>452323
lol the guys i know who got a 4 year degree and then enlist have it sooo fucking easy. the PT is so much easier, they arent treated like shit and they can demand so much more from the military. i've had friends of mine tell me they've negotiated all of their bills to be paid off in order to englist ($50,000+ paid off)

and all these are the most unassuming people. They definatley do not strike me as the military type.

but aparantley they put many of these officers into positions where all they do is paper work and never have to face battle or direct troops in combat.

any varification on how true this shit is?
>> gay
>>452329
i loled

good one
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>452323

Well the infantry has a bad rep, but other corps that require a good amount of intelligence will take you far.
>> Anonymous
>>452330
Grew up in a military town. One of my HS buds was in JROTC/ROTC from HS till college. Pretty much once he got his BS and enlisted he was making about the same amont of money my buds who became engineers were making ( about $55,000-60,000)

When they had to ship him off, he didn't even have to go to Iraq if he didn't want to. he had a choice between Korea, Germany, or Washington DC.

Last i heard he was fucking around being the head of his division in Germany, and banging out European girls
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>452330

The PT standards (entry at least) have dropped in the UK afaik due to the amount of soldiers leaving over the Iraq war. The rest i don't know, but officers are needed in the field so they are out there.
>> Anonymous
>>452342
thats not bad at all. i dont know how i would feel about commanding a division..im sure they give you proper training and if you are stationed in korea than its no big deal but stilll...
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>>452349

And that's why no one will ever remember you.
>> Anonymous
>>452356
no one remembers you if you get blown up by a road side device. you just get mangled
>> Anonymous
9/10, good show op.
>> Anonymous
>>452356
FUCK YEAH ACHILES
>> Anonymous
>>452349
my friend graduated with a degree in linguist with a minor in Russian.(something about studying other languages or something). He tells me though the army needs linguist and translators especially in Arabic and Chinese
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y'all niggas break down like a muthafucka.
>> Anonymous
ITT cretins
>> Anonymous
>>452367
army faggots are all trailer trash skin heads who want an excuse to kill people