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Anonymous
I need your help? I'm not sure. But I need to know. Are there other anon like me, who are healthy males but have never masturbated? I think it's starting to bite me in the ass. The amount of wet dreams I have involving women such as my step sisters have gone up.
Just three hours ago, I had a dream where I was hanging on the edge of a crane trying to pounce on a women. The crane went too fast, and now I'm trying to balance myself against all the speed. Now I feel like I'm on a roller coaster and then *squirt.* I wake up thinking I peed on myself, but no, creamy and sticky.

What the fuck? I know the simple answer is masturbate but I just can't mentally do that.
>> Anonymous
>>120566
physically do it then...
>> Anonymous
Are you a Christian or something?
>> Anonymous
how the fuck did you find this board if you never masturbate?
>> Free Pepsi !!iXxa+hO94Mg
Did someone slap your dick when you were 5 or something?

>>Just three hours ago, I had a dream where I was hanging on the edge of a crane trying to pounce on a women. The crane went too fast, and now I'm trying to balance myself against all the speed.

This is the gayest shit I've ever read. And I've read Harry Potter before.
>> Anonymous
>>120587

Is believing in false gods an addiction also?
>> Anonymous
There's nothing wrong with not masturbating, but you know, god's too busy to watch you.
>> Anonymous
>>120593
Because He's masturbating.
>> Anonymous
God's masturbating, everytime you kill a kitten.