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Anonymous
Hi,

My dick is curved a bit to the left, is there something I can do to make it straight and do girls really care if it's straight or not?
>> Anonymous
Have you tried eating more bananas? The straighter the banana the better chance of getting rid of that dick curve.
>> Anonymous
wait, why are you wearing a skirt?
>> Anonymous
They are shorts.
>> Anonymous
>>4458
lol

>>4454
yes, sue your parents for getting you cut.
>> Anonymous
>>4495
only solution
>> Anonymous
girl here: I really would not care if I was in to the guy.
>> Anonymous
Nothing a vice grip can't fix.
>> Anonymous
doesnt matter if its curved or not.
worry about more important things
>> Anonymous
>>4505
>>4507

gtfo trolls
>> Anonymous
wank with your right hand from now on.
>> Anonymous
Try a vice... Or a pipe bender in your local metal shop.
>> Anonymous
You're probably sitting in front of a window too much. They lean toward the sun. That and Playboy posters.
>> Anonymous
Mine bends forward (downward) slightly. What do you think of this, female anon?
>> Anonymous
ITT We regret that Moot made this board NSFW.
>> H.I.T.Man
>>4516
True
>> Anonymous
female anon says it doesnt matter. also, most guys ive known have at some point said theirs curves to the left-ive never heard/seen a guy who was a rightie. dont understand that phenomenon.
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
>>5620
Mine goes to the right.
>> H.I.T.Man
Suck it urself.
>> Anonymous
I have this same problem too. I honestly thought it was because I masturbated too much in the shower XD The only feasible solution was to google "penis curvature". This site called Herbal Love has a cream for $30 that's supposed to repair the spongey tissue etc, but I'm not willing to try it right now. Care to be a guinea pig, anon?
>> Anonymous
Mine is slightly weird. It's curved to the right, but it's twisted a bit, so the slit at the tip is diagonal and not vertical.
>> Anonymous
Again I feel like I'm plugging foreskin restoration.

If you had an uneven circumcision, your skin in one area may be too tight (the direction you're bending in) in comparison to the other side.

This isn't always the case I guess, though.
>> Anonymous
>>5690
Not the case for me>>5677My penis was straight when I started masturbating and I WAS circumsized at birth.
>> Anonymous
i think cocks with a bit of a curve are sexy.
>> Anonymous
>>5713
I see. It's honestly not a big deal, I got over it.

I can tell you now though, a cream will definitely not work. Creams affect the skin, not really anything underneath, outside of things like IcyHot that use cold/heat sensations to soothe muscles I guess.
>> Anonymous
IcyHot-how many anons have used that on their penors?
>> Anonymous
this foreskin argument is incorrect, bends in the penis are caused by deposits which are more dense on one side or another, causing a bend around it. this is on wikipedia, no need to come here.
>> Anonymous
Slight to moderate curvature is normal and common. Short of expensive surgery there's nothing you can do about it. Don't worry about it, really.
>> Anonymous
>>4487
>>4505
retards.

OP, DON'T BE A MORAN! Just fuck your lady in a better position than straight on. Mine curves to the left, and you know what I do with it? Stimulate the G-spot, bitch! Yeah!
>> Anonymous
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fap w/ the other hand.

/thrad