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ok guys...idk what'll come of this post but i'll ask and see what happens:

i have a boyfriend, we have sex - what a surprise. he likes deep throating, which I can do just fine, no issues with gag reflex (yay practice). however, I've found that lately when I completely have him in me I can't breathe through my nose - i'm wondering if allergy season has caused some kind of mucous buildup- that's what it feels like, I want to hack the shit up right there. is there anything i can do to try and get rid of that?

i know this is pretty gross but i've seen some gross shit on this board a lot.

proud of myself for the pic
>> pedrobear !5YRvVWTqog
I got a boner reading that.
>> Anonymous
god damnit I want a girlfriend so bad. I wish I wasn't a loser at social interaction anymore. It's not fun.
>> Anonymous
maybe his penis is blocking your trachea
>> Anonymous
>>112659
oh woops, didn't read the whole post.
well, if it feels like a stuffy nose, then take allergy medicine.
>> Anonymous
>>112657

guys hate my boyfriend because i met him by chance asking for some wiring help (femgeek)
>> anonymous
>> 112657

if you want to get a girlfriend, put on some topsiders, a nice pair of jeans, a polo shirt that fits you right, deoderant, brush your teeth, and go to parties and try to have a nice conversation with some good looking girls. Dont be intimidated, because that will be the biggest turn off to most girls. Just keep smiling and asking/saying intelligent things. This will make girls like you. Also dont be obnoxious or an ass.
>> Anonymous
>>112636
try a nasal irrigation product like a Neti Pot for a natural approach, or just an over the counter antihistamine like Claratin if you're lazy :P
>> Anonymous
>>112665
best advice i've heard in a while, cheers.
>> Anonymous
>>112665
op here- yeah, you really just have to go for it. just be friendly and nice, and grooming is ESSENTIAL. SHAVE. ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR HAIR. (I have advised many a male friend - a trend among geeks is not wanting to do shit about your appearance, no surprise - just looking nice can COMPLETELY change a girl's opinion)

back on topic, i've tried claritin but that doesnt work. it's weird because I don't feel like i have a stuffy nose - no noticeable sinus issues, nothing like that. then when things get busy this phantom blockage appears
>> anonymous
no problem bro. i found out in highschool that looking good and being able to have a nice conversation with girls is like 90% of meeting and getting in relationships with women. the other 10% is just compatability in my opinion.
>> Anonymous
>>112665

As a girl, I can say this is terrible advice. Not all of us like a generic looking frat boy. Polo shirts are also very ugly and plain. The advice you gave him is going to cause him to get a gold digging slut who just wants everything done for her. You'll come off as really arrogant, especially if you're trying to force feed a girl "intelligent" things. This advice is even worse if the guy trying this does not fit the style, because he's just being fucking fake.

Wanna know what girls like the most, for real? Guys who are THEMSELVES. Most of us can see right through that uppity polo shirt act. If you act like yourself every day, you will eventually meet someone who is like you in almost every way and you will click.
>> anonymous
>> 112657

good luck with the ladies man,

and OP try watching some heather brooke videos, u might learn something about your problem from her :)

lol
>> anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>112687
aw, come on i have all these polos, you've made me not want to wear em.
>> anonymous
ok well sorry about posting the advice about the polo shirt thing, but that is how i was raised. Im from the burbs right outside of new orleans, and ive dressed that way since highschool. That is not me being fake, that is just how i like to look. And i am no where near rich, right now i work as a deckhand on a sportfishing charter boat out of orange beach and my girlfriend is a nurse at a local hospital. But i posted that advice because she appreciates it when dress the way i like to while looking decent for her, and making her happy is what really counts. So man just find your style (doesnt have to be a polo and topsiders.) But make sure that it looks presentable in public because that will help a lot with getting to meet new girls.
>> Anonymous
>>112693

Sorry. ;(

They were sorta hot in 1999 when every guy in my high school was doing the baggy skater guy jeans and hoodies. It's just plain these days because every guy thinks putting on a polo shirt will make him look upper class and clean.

Fashion changes, unfortunately.
>> Anonymous
>>112687
23 years of scientific study conducted by myself shows otherwise.
>> Anonymous
>>112687

yeah, no need to look like a prep, just wear shit that's actually your size, the less obnoxious logos the better, and actually wash it - maybe try a button down once in a while to change things up. no need to be someone you're not
>> anonymous
yea well id just like to say that ive learned some stuff about guys style from my girlfriend, and while girls styles go in and out seasonally. In mens styles there are some classic looks that will never be out of style. One of them just happens to be the polo shirt. Its been around since the 60s, goes with any sort of cloathes you want to wear, and it always looks nice. So dont be trashin on polos, bluejeans, and my topsiders. And yes im a southern fratboy lol...
>> Anonymous
>>112695

Yeah, ok. All I was trying to say was that if you want to get a girl with the fashionable route, you need to stand out.

But to be honest, I'm more attracted to guys with a specific body type. Fashion is important to me, but I have to have a guy who is big and tall, but not fat, but also not overly muscled. But I can't deal with a really thin guy, it's just not my turn on. I look more at a guy's face and body than what he's wearing, but it's not like I ignore how he dresses or talks, either.

A lot of things go into making a relationship. I think guys need to understand that being yourself is the best way to find "her". If you just want casual sex, just dress nice and have a cock over 6 inches and don't be too out of shape.
>> anonymous
god i havent had casual sex in years... but anyway since this post was originally about deep throating. Wats the best way to get my gf to try deep throating on my. She wont do it for some reason, but my cocks not to huge so i dont understand why she wont. Im just the average 6 inches and not insanley thick or anything so why wont she try deep throating?
>> Anonymous
>>112715

op here - well initially i needed some practice myself - learning how to not gag (another use for dildos and certain fruits/vegetables) it may be that she's just afraid of gagging, so I'd just ask her if that's the reason - something you both could work on together as well if she wanted - great for you because it gets a little better each time as well. so just be upfront about it with her and if she still says no then there isn't much you can do.
>> Anonymous
>>112715
punch her in the face, threaten to kill her if she doesn't, threaten to kill her if you feel teeth. the last one is important.
>> anonymous
awesome thanks... Also if my personality is a preppy is that okay as long as im not faking it. like if i really am a preppy then will girls acknowledge that and like me for who i am? cause yall seem to be pro and anti preppy at the same time lol and its confusing me.
>> anonymous
cause my gf now loves my style from what i can tell, because shes never tried to make me dress diferently or anything. But if this relationship ends are girls gonna be like eww hes a preppy and shit like that...
>> Anonymous
>>112733

No, they're going to be like, "Ew, what a fucking douche."

God you sound like such a tool.
>> Anonymous
>>112727
if you're a preppy guy you'll probably find a preppy girl. then you can go be preppy together. simple really. if you're happy with who you are then you have nothing to worry about
>> anonymous
>> 112746

you sound like a douche to me man, so have fun no getting laid in the for seeable future...
>> Anonymous
>>112687

I acted like myself and did meet a girl who was a perfect match for me. We were friends for two years before we finally hooked up. She then proceeded to pretty much cheat on me and dump me for another guy.

Your advice is shit; lies and bullshit are the only way to go. Otherwise, all you end up getting is stabbed in the back.
>> Anonymous
>>112782
i'm sorry to hear that, maybe she was just a bitch
even though you knew her for 2 years...relationships make everything different...all i can say is keep trying and you'll find someone who really appreciates you
>> Anonymous
>>112665
>>112689
>>112759

same douche that doesn't know how to reply to threads