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Anonymous
Sup Dr. Anon. I need some advice.

I had plans tonight. I'm at home because I've been breaking wind almost continuously for the entire evening. Multiple times a minute, sustained bursts.

What could possibly be causing this? It's been nearly 4 hours now.
>> Anonymous
I've been eating what I always do, I daresay it's even a balanced diet. If I had eaten a wheel of cheese or something I'd have something to go on.
>> Anonymous
You have cancer.
>> Anonymous
too much protein
>> Anonymous
It means you have superior colon skills.
>> rowerfag
any chili powder or dried garlic?

that "dried garlic" shit that they use to season pretzel bits or that comes in large plastic seasoning thingies makes HORRIBLE gas

as pretzels it's normally marketed as buttermilk ranch or some other lying bullshit
>> Anonymous
Could lemon snaps have caused this? I had a bag of them yesterday, haven't had them since I was a kid.
>> Anonymous
only if said lemon snaps contained maltitol, sugar substitute
>> Anonymous
>>66884

Nope, original recipe. Maybe I'm just sick.
>> Anonymous
bean-o
>> Anonymous
>>66881
too much sugar = farts for me

i used to every few weeks buy a pack of EL Fudge and eat the whole box in one night

next day would be tremendous farts all day

thank you thank you i'm much healthier now tho
>> Anonymous
Are they thunderous or silent?
>> RSI guy !HjbWRiSTJ.
well a day later might still be useful to someone.

the bacteria that line your gut wall are part of the digestion process, and they release gas. i think gulping some billions of friendly bacteria might help, like with bio-k+ (3$ for a little container). it's like super yogurt.