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Anonymous
Hi /fit/,

I am starting full-time work next year. I am going to take lunch-times to start lifting weights again. My problem will be finding/preparing/eating enough to gain weight. Any tips on how I can pack an 8-meal bulking diet into a work day that will run from 8:30 AM to 10 PM at night?

difficulty mode: I used to love chugging down raw oats blended with water
>> Anonymous
>difficulty mode: I used to love chugging down raw oats blended with water

so put some chicken breast or some shit in there and take a gallon of it to work.
>> Anonymous
A pigeon shat on my head yesterday, shit was so not cash.
>> Anonymous
>>475864

op here. i was lying on a rock at a beach a few days ago, and a motherfucking seagull shat all over my arm as it flew overhead. shit splattered all over me. what the fuck!?
>> Anonymous
>>475868
Hey, at least you could wipe your shit off - mine got stuck in my hair, and I had to paw some of it out then hurry to a public toilet so I could wash the rest out.
>> Anonymous
>>475873

You guys are both lucky. I swear to god the damn seagulls have it in for me. It all started some five years ago while I was out jogging by the river. I ran past (and to some extent over) some seagull-babies that had fallen out of their nests and the seagulls just went batshit crazy and started shitting all over the place.

They literally followed me for like 9 kilometers coming out of the fucking walls trying to take shits on me but I skillfully dodged all of them.

To this day, every summer I get attempted shat on by those fucking seagulls at least 15 to 20 times, and I've yet to be hit by a shit. But the suspense is slowly killing me. I've kept this up for five years, who knows what happens when the damn seagulls finally get to spread their shit all over me. Who knows?!

I can't let it happen, I just... can't. And as a result I spend all summer looking to the skies, watching for seagulls..waiting for that inevitable drop of shit to come hurling at me that I must so skillfully dodge.

The pressure is getting to me.
>> Anonymous
>>475945

In all honesty, this made me laugh so hard I had to read it out to somebody else in the room because I looked like such a dick head laughing. Even they laughed.

You're a fucking king. I hope you possess the same skills in real life.
>> Anonymous
>>475847
Hey genius, how about you reduce the number of meals to something more manageable, like 5 or 6?
>> Lolita
>>476278
Precisely.

>>475847
Uhh, start going to McDonalds?