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Anonymous
Hey /fit/ I give up, how do I become bulimic?

Any tips on purging? and I'm aware of the risks, If you see a dead person on the news thanks to bulimic you can say "I told you so anon."
>> Anonymous
op here, thanks to bulimia*
>> Anonymous
-When binging, try not to consume anything red in case you have bleeding.
-DON'T use Syrup of Ipectac, it can cause heart failure. Its indication is soly for poison consumptions and it should stay that way.
-When binging, eat soft things so you can easily purge them. Avoid chips, ouch!
-Don't be so obvious when you purge, don't go directly after you just ate with your family. Pretend to goto your room to do your homework or something, then secretly goto the bathroom. You are lucky if you have your own bathroom.
-Be sure to fully flush all of the vomit out of the toilet. If you aren't sure whether you flushed all of it, place a gob of toilet paper to hide the chunks.
-Drink water before and after you purge, or you will be hella dyhydrated which is bad for your heart since purging throws your electrolites out of wack. Not to mention, you lose alot of water.
-If you have some, drink gatorade or pedalite after you purge. It will hydrate you and premote electrolyte stability.
-If you can't seem to purge with your fingers, try a toothbrush.
-Muffle the sound of purging by turning on the shower.
-binge/purge at night, when everyone in your house is asleep.
-Please DON'T take laxatives. You are an idiot if you ignore this. Due to the fact your digestive system will become dependent of it to make a bowel movement, plus it's really pointless since by the time they work you have absorbed the calories. Not to mention utterly disgusting because you have a major case of the shits.
-DON'T brush your teeth directly after you purge, since the stomach acid with grind into your enamel. Insted, rinse with a mouthwash like scope, then in 30 minutes, brush your teeth.
-vary your binge/purge sessions. Don't do it everyday. Try only allowing it a maxium of 1-2 times a week.
>> TheCodester
... jesus christ just kill yourself now. If you can't even figure out how to stick some object down your throat you have no hope. That being said. Why not just partially chew the food and spit it out? that way you don't have to vomit and get acid in your throat.
>> Anonymous
op here, fine post moar unconventional weight loss techniques besides anorexia, if you can't infer I'm a fucking fatty.
>> Anonymous
>>278344

I’ve been doing it for 2 years now. Im 5’8 and 170 pounds. Im extremely muscular. I eat chicken and tuna and veggies until night then I eat tons of shit then puke it up. I can live like a fat ass while being a buff nigger. I win.
>> Anonymous
if you want to lose a lot of weight really fast and semi-healthfully, go raw vegan for a while and then slowly ease back into eating stuff like eggs and dairy and then lean meats, etc.
stay under 2000 calories, if you're really a fatty you'll still lose weight without needing to go into the 1200-1500 range.
>> Anonymous
>>278348
hmm any ideas what vegan meals a pure fatty can eat?

I'm 5'7 and around 240 lbs.
>> TheCodester
>>278347
interesting strat, notice any side-effects? Stomach pain? tooth decay? Heartburn?
>> Anonymous
op here again, I am asian, so I can do straight tofu for all three meals a day. does that sound like a plan?
>> Anonymous
>>278354

Nothing at all.
>> Anonymous
>>278354

Well actually it cleared my face up realllllly good and showed my abs. But that was when I was totally bulimic and never kept any food down. I got all kinds of ladys. Now that I eat and shit my face is all fucked and im chunky and have sex in the missonary position.
>> Anonymous
op here YET AGAIN

I do take apple cider vinegar tablets, have these been confirmed to work for fatties like me?
>> Anonymous
>>278358
>>278360

i seriously suggest you pick up a book on nutrition and read it cover to cover before you try to start a diet.
>> Anonymous
did you hear michael phelps eats 12000 calories a day?

seriously... if you binge and feel guilty, go run a few k's.
>> Anonymous
you fags know it gives you mouth and throat cancer if you throw up on a regular basis?
>> Anonymous
>>278374

ugh, running is awful. i'd honestly rather just stick my fingers down my throat than get all sweaty.
>> Anonymous
>>278376
Grow some balls. If you arent motivated enough to do it the right way then stay lardy. From a former fatty who lost it correctly, fuck you.

/troll'd ?
>> Anonymous
>>278389

Ugh, read the first post.

Pretty sure I said right from the start I'm not interested in doing it your way? i don't understand where I didn't make that clear.
>> Anonymous
>>278407
I don't care what you're interested in. I just think you're a lil' pussy faggot and just posted to insult you. I don't understand where I didn't make that clear
>> Anonymous
Drink bleach. A lot of it.
>> Anonymous
Just chew food then spit it out, you get the taste but no fat or acid reflux crap.
>> Anonymous
lazy fucking idiot. diet and exercise. it isn't that hard.
>> Anonymous
>>278407

Clearly bulimia is the next logical step after failing to "do it your way".

Bulimia is an indication of mental sickness, which is made more obvious by the disregard of your own life in the OP. If you want my advice, I would suggest seeing a therapist of some sort RIGHT AWAY.
>> Anonymous
9/10 everyone fell for it
>> Anonymous
>>278490
but
>>278389
was suspicious.