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>>444812
hey, I'm not done yet, I'm serious
anyways, I have this penis here see.
One night, when I was like 14, I was dry humping my blanket in my sleep and all the sudden I wake up because I feel wetness everywhere, I take a look and theres blood all over the bed coming from my penis, but no scar or anything
I thought it was cuz I'm a chronic masterbator or something but I didnt tell anyone about it ever again. Then, later that year I examined myself and found that I had this hole there that had never been there before.
It turns out, my penis pierced itself, yup.... I know it sounds like bullshit but I swear on all that is good its the truth.
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