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Hey/fit/,

I heard that if you hold in your urine for a week, and force it out with the last 6hours 6 minuts and 6 seconds on teh 7th day, you gain immortality. is this true?
>> Anonymous
SRSLY U GUYZ, I NEED AN ANSWER.

On another note, i really have to urinate.
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It's actually 6 hours and 6 minutes then on the 6th day you do it. Immortality doesn't have time for seconds.
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If you eat this, you may gain immortality. Also, as you urinate, Do some SQUATZZZZZZZZZZZZ, video tape it and rapidshit it up. That would look epic
>> Anonymous
you shoudl inject your penis with 5lbs of C[C@H](N)C(O)=O for extra stamina.
>> Anonymous
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Dude, what does this have to do with health or fitness? Other than holding in your urine that long will kill you. Immortality can only be obtained by drinking from the Holy Grail or Fountain of Youth.
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Pfft, god does not exist.
>> Anonymous
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Repent your ways child. See the light. Only through God can you gain true immortality.
>> Anonymous
lol, umm guise, this topic is about immortality, not religion
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This is actually a topic about urination.
>> Anonymous
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yes, but with great deals of holding it in with get you immortality. trust, i've done it, it's really hard, but i did it. i'm currently 4724 years old as of tomorrow.
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You aren't even a true Spartan then. Poser.
>> Anonymous
no i am not, but i have read of there courageous tales. plus, that movie was a fucking sexy ab fest ^-^
>> Anonymous
>>129945

lulz, chugworth
>> Anonymous
OP here, is this really possible? i am going to ask my doctor tomorrow but i am already going on my 3rd day not urinating. i hope he dosnt ask for a urine sample lol!!
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I've heard that if you attempt it and fail, you die instantaneously through the fire and flames
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Go back to Gaia.
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this is not gaia? i am lost then.
>> Anonymous
LOL, GAIA FTW
>> Anonymous
IF THIS THREAD REACHES OVER NINE THOUSAND I WILL SQUAT ON CAMERA FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT WHILE SINGING BACKWORDS IN GERMAN WHILE MY BOYFRIEND NATE FEEDS ME BANANAS AND HOTDOGS TO MY FACE WITH FRESH WHIPPED CREAM
>> Anonymous
>>129915
only if you're the 7th son of a 7th son of a 7th son.
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>>129915
>> Anonymous
sage for /b/ <----
>> Anonymous
>>129915

omfg theres a game with that fucking yeti on it... WHAT IS IT!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Some ski game. I think if you shove a ski up your rectum it speeds up immortality gain.