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Anonymous
Sup /fit/

So I've been constipated for the past week or so, it kind of sucks. I recently picked up some senna laxative and took it about an hour ago. Right now I'm extremely uncomfortable, is there anything I can do to speed this process up?
>> Anonymous
Personally, for me, drug uptake usually is about an hour after I ingest it. Maybe this uncomfort is just right before the laxative takes full effect. If you're really constipated, use an enema.
>> Anonymous
>>62966
I thought about that and suppositories, but I'm not a big fan of things up there and its rather embarrassing to buy them.
>> Anonymous
>>62968

over the loudspeaker
>"price check on megapoop suppositories, we need a price check on the megapoop "let me poop" suppositories"
>> Anonymous
DONT TAKE LAXATIVES.
after this long you probably more than halfway to septicemia and have a ton of deadly bacteria buildup in your large intestine.
defecating with spread the backed up bacteria plug's contents throughout your gut and you will be much much more likely to die quickly of infection.
cesarean section is the only answer
>> Anonymous
Drink water. Eat lots of fiber.

If you take a laxative, make sure to drink lots of water because you will easily become dehydrated. Maybe try a natural laxative?
>> Anonymous
>>63010
Yeah its a Senna laxative.
>> Anonymous
>>62982
Thanks for the lol.
>> Anonymous
Drink lots of water. Water is good for your colon and will prevent you from getting dehydrated when you finally do have that massive shit.

If you haven't pooped for >5 days, go to the clinic NOW.