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ITT: fitness-related things that make you rage.

Pic related and I don't think it needs any explanation.
>> Anonymous
HAO I LOOSE THE FAT ON MAH STOMACH?
>> Anonymous
SQUATZ ARE THE GREATEST THING EVER!!! HUUURRR THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO MEASURE A PERSON'S FITNESS. IF UR NOT DOING SQUATZ UR POSER FAG CURLING FO' DA GURLZ. OMG DEADLIFTS GET ME SO FUCKING HOT!!!1
>> Anonymous
>>343259
Yo, I don't do curls for the girls.

I DO SQUATTIES FOR THE HOTTIES

BOOYA
>> Anonymous
Women who dont know shit.

"HURDURR IF I LIFT HEAVY WEIGHTS IM GOING TO GET BUFF!! IF I LIFT LIGHT WEIGHTS HUNDREDS OF TIMES I GET LEAN"
>> Anonymous
People with bad form.
People that only work their upper bodies.
People that run without a shirt on.
People that ask for weight-loss advice.
People that think that crunches will give them a six-pack.

ect.
>> Anonymous
Some skinny bitch was doing jump squats with just the bar, hogging the fucking squat rack.

I wanted to kill her.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>>343270
Everything on your list is understandable with the exception of this:

>People that run without a shirt on.

Why?
>> Anonymous
People who wear trendy gym attire. It's like the fucking spend time picking out their clothes and coordinate colors and need to have a fucking ipod with the arm strap. and of course the pretentious fancy metal/plastic water bottles.
>> Theodore Roosevelt
Goddamn, are those fucking pythons real or did he get implants of some sort?
>> Anonymous
>>343279
Look at the forearm/shoulder development. There's not enough surrounding musculature for that to be real. Those guys are fucking themselves up bad with synthol and/or site injections.
>> Anonymous
People using machines incorrectly; like using a fuck ton of weight and throwing all their body into doing the reps, instead of just isolating their muscles with an appropriate amount of weight.
>> Anonymous
>>343274

Poster wasn't me, but I think running without a shirt on is stupid too because

1. Most people without a shirt on should keep their shirt on.

2. It screams "Look at me!"

There's no reason to wear no shirt while running. I live in the central valley in CA where I've ran in 100 degree weather. If it's too hot, wait for the evening/night. Having no shirt on won't make you so much cooler (in the temperature sense, but even more so in the status sense)
>> Anonymous
Because it's vain and unnecessary.

"LOOK AT MEH I'M SO HAWT I RUN WIF NO SHURT."

Seriously, why can't just put a fucking shirt on?

Also, unfit people that use walking as a form of exercise. Not that they're doing it, but that they're wearing workout clothes while doing it. As if it was a legitimate workout.
>> Theodore Roosevelt
I run without a shirt on. Fuck you.

I get sweaty when I run. I fucking hate having a wet soaking t shirt cling to me while I'm fucking running.

Also, I'm rediculously good looking, and all the bitches should know it.
>> Anonymous
>>343290
sweat less, dammit.
>> Anonymous
Body builders and musclemen generally being disgustingly ugly.
The macho attitude and one-upmanship associated with weight lifting.
Meat-market gyms attracting trendy people who are there to hook up more than to actually work themselves out.
>> Anonymous
>>343290

Like I said. You're a vain motherfucker just looking for an excuse to take your shirt off.
>> Anonymous
I run without a shirt on. I'd run without pants too if I wouldn't get arrested
tl;dr fuck pants
>> Anonymous
>>343297
so what, if he's got it let him flaunt it
>> Anonymous
>>343301

I've got big legs and an even bigger dick. Does that mean that it's OK for me to run with no pants?

Guys that run without their shirt are generally the same guys that spend half of their time in the gym doing CURLZ and the other half staring at themselves in the mirror.

They're worse than people that ride their bike on the road.
>> Anonymous
>>343297
uggo spotted.

PS: You're a fucking faggot for bashing shirtless running. Man-boobs much?
>> Anonymous
>>343310

Hey bud I'm in pretty good shape and I agree with this guy. I don't take my shirt off because I am modest.
>> Anonymous
>>343307
fuckin' do it then
seriously. fuck pants
>> Anonymous
>>343286

Are you fucking stupid?Do you know what sweat is for? If you expose it to the wind/air it'll cool you down. Spastic. You're probably just some flabby cunt, jealous because you look like shit without on one.

/rage
>> Anonymous
>>343310
Fuck, when it's hot I run shirtless and let my manboobs and gut jiggle in the wind.
>> Anonymous
>>343316

Like I said, it won't make you SO MUCH cooler. I don't even sweat that much...but when I do sweat, my shirt gets wet, and the sweat still evaporates. I know what sweat is for and how it can cool you. I've taken basic high school level health classes. That's all you need to know that general knowledge.

Also, not fat. Sorry to ruin your fun.
>> Anonymous
I run shirtless to get a even tan.
>> Anonymous
I run without my shirt only when I run on a sunny day.

I'm a fucking pale-ass motherfucker. I spend too much time inside. If you don't like...

Go run with your shirt off.
>> Anonymous
I'm not that pretty, but I still run without a shirt sometimes. I sweat... A LOT! When I run I get so fucking sweaty that it sometimes makes my whole shirt wet.

I also like to do some jump rope, crunches, pushups, etc; after a run. So I'm sometimes a bit fucked up after it all and taking a soaking wet shirt off while all tense and shit is bloody annoying.

You guys need to not get pissed about something as stupid as this. Most the other 'ragin' in this thread is legit, this is just groundless penis envy.
>> Anonymous
>>343327
This

Not often, either. And when I do, I do it in a secluded area. I certainly don't want people looking at me. One, I'm kind of shy like that. Two, I dont't want to be a deusch.
>> Anonymous
ITT butthurt fatties

yeah i run with my shirt off, i also run around a pre-determined route where i'll probably see a total of 5 or so other people in the hour or so in which i run.

cry less, your insecurities are showing
>> Anonymous
CURLZ FOR DA GIRLZ
>> timbo timbo
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>>343236
those 2 guys look pretty toned
i don't think squat would accomplish that shit it's only 4 the lower torso

u can do that with breakdance
and if u can't dance

u should A) stay home instead of clubbin
B) die

what do u think?
-timbo

ps my friends call me timbo
cause i was in one of justin timberlake's videos
bustin some moves
in case u wanna say i can't dance n shit
>> Anonymous
I will bet every single one of you fuckers a dollar that those two inbred bastards can't touch their own fucking necks...
>> Anonymous
>>343236
people that clack their weights together every fucking rep.
>> Anonymous
>>343290
>> Anonymous
- People that make loud noises when they're lifting. I don't mind the occasional explosive breath. But you don't need to sound like you're passing a kidney stone the size of a watermelon
- Guys who wear expensive training clothes and cologne. Motherfucker, it's a gym, not a club
- Guys who ask me how much I bench, or squat, or deadlift, or curl...
- Guys who focus just on their pecs and muscles
- Guys who tell me I'm faking when I do pushups on my fingertips
- The nasty motherfuckers who apparently never wash the clothes they wear to the gym
- People who hog the squat racks, and people who take twenty fucking minutes to do 3 sets
>> Anonymous
>>343270
I got a 6-pack from crunches...
>> Anonymous
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I don't go to the gym anymore,
because there were no fine fitness women there like Jamie Koeppe here <-- , just sweaty guys and fat women.

i just got me a power rack, a pullup bar and some dumbells and i do the same shit at home
>> Anonymous
skinny little BW only ninjas who harass you as you are working up to a max single in squats, because apparently, you are in his curl rack brah

faggots like>>343383
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>>343402
i find the lack of pretty women at the gym pretty disturbing overall.. they all get personal trainers or what? or am i going to a too cheap gym maybe..
>> Anonymous
>>343406
Your gym is too cheap. You want a pricey place near a college for the young stuff or a REALLY pricey place near a rich neighborhood for the MILFs.
>> Anonymous
>>343383
>>Guys who focus just on their pecs and muscles

Yeah fuck those dudes who are working on getting stronger muscles... at the gym... shyyyt...
>> Anonymous
Things that I do:

Only train my upper body, because well, fuck my legs. I've never had trouble lifting something because my legs weren't strong enough, and they're not aesthetically a high priority.
Train shirtless (only when alone though), because I sweat a lot, and being sweaty makes me feel gross, which makes me stop early
Use the smith machine for benching, but only at the end of my workout, because I enjoy how it feels to do that and keep lowering weight till i can't lift 2 45 plates. Its my guilty pleasure and it's not doing anything to you.
>> Anonymous
>>343412
and what is considered pricey?
i pay like 20 bucks a month now for the no hotties gym
>> Anonymous
>>343360
You're a funny guy. I like you. Come over to my house and fuck my sister.
>> Anonymous
>>343360
Good for you, do you want a cookie?
>> Anonymous
>>343417
- try deadlifting 300 lb
- without a shirt, you're still sweating. PIG DIGUSTING
>> Anonymous
>>343406
Heh.

A girl with a beautiful ass asked me what exercise to do for her hamstrings and glutes, and could I show her what to do. So I said "yeah... yeah I can show you how to work those... hehe" So I showed her the leg curl machine and got to watch her do that for a bit.

I love my gym...
>> Anonymous
>>343383
>- Guys who wear expensive training clothes and cologne. Motherfucker, it's a gym, not a club
Clubs are usually right across the street from the gym. Sometimes within line of sight, and with glass walls so you can show off to the PRETTY GIRLZ dressed up to the nines walking down the street
>> Anonymous
>>343307

What's wrong with riding your bike in the road? (assuming you're actually following the rules of the road for a bike)
>> Anonymous
>>343437
Makes drivers have to remember a whole 'nother rule book for driving they forgot long long ago. Also you're not a motorized vehicle so plz gtfo before you get killed.
>> Anonymous
>>343457
yeah, pretty much cant depend on drivers to be responsible
>> Anonymous
>>343457
Yeah, I guess remembering three hand signals and knowing how to drive is too much to ask.

Personally, I stay the hell off the road if there is more than light traffic and no bike lane for the simple fact that people can't fucking drive. Most sidewalks are shit if you aren't in an upscale area, so I'll stay on the road without motorization as long as the law provides for it and it proves desirable.

l2drive.
>> Anonymous
faggots riding in packs on bikes along a busy 2 lane road or even worse in the rainforest up north of the city where its bends every 25ms and one lane only. why the fuck cant they just get an exercise bike instead of ruining either my trip to work or sunday drive along the beach. Nothing against cycling, its fun, but dont do it in packs and blame us when you get mowed down when you spill into the second lane.
>> Anonymous
>>343483
cuz they fucking hate you thats why.
everyone who owns a bike is in a secret club that just spends its time coming up with ways to fuck with you
>> Anonymous
>>343485
i fucking knew it.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
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>>343483
YEAH FUCK BIKES, MAN
>> Anonymous
>>343485
shutup...
>> Anonymous
>>343270
i totally disagree with you. i run without a shirt on every day. i'm in cuba. it's hot and humid as hell. i used to do the same in bahrain and dubai, uae. i run without a shirt to stay cool and to save laundry. argue my reasons and you risk sounding like a fucking idiot with no measure of empathy.
>> Anonymous
>>343428

This better be a troll. GET THE FUCK OUT.
>> Anonymous
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i run with no shirt.

terrible man boobs? see pic, faggot.

self-obsessed attitude? no. it's fucking 100 degrees fahrenheit + every day where i am.

vain? no. i do it to keep myself from going crazy - i'm on a fucking island for the next year minimum, you who have actually been beyond your back yard would
understand.

i would like to save money on laundry. so i dont wear a shirt when i run. it saves me 1 shirt per load every day for the 6 out of 7 days i run a week.

those who run with a shirt on are embarrassed about how fat they are, or are modest to the point of ridiculousness.

exposing your upper body to the world doesnt make you an idiot, being afraid of doing that or being too fat to do it makes you an idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>343537
>exposing your upper body to the world doesnt make you an idiot
Nope, it makes you cancerous.

ENJOY YOUR SKIN CANCER!
>> Anonymous
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>>343574
>ENJOY YOUR SKIN CANCER!
>> Anonymous
they see me trollin'>>343537
>> Anonymous
>>343537
My douchebag senses are tingling!
>> Anonymous
>>343618
i think you've lost sight of what is a viable point vs trolling.

>>343626
dont resort to insults because your opinion has been blasted into irrelevance.
>> Anonymous
>>343279
LOL you sound impressed, you dumb meathead, you strive for this freak look.
>> Anonymous
Guys with big huge fake out-of-proportion biceps look about as trashy and hot as girls with big huge fake out-of-proportion breasts.
>> Anonymous
I call chemically enhanced or just really bad concentrated lifts. Nothing is proportionate at all for the guy on the right.
>> Anonymous
its synthol in their biceps
>> Anonymous
People who don't wipe their sweat off from benches.
>> Anonymous
>>343417
>I'm a gigantic faggot.

Oh, OK.
>> Anonymous
>>343720
I disagree, fake tits are infinitely better than fake biceps.
>> Anonymous
>>343754
My last three GFs (including current) have had fake tits. I have a theory. Every guy "hates fake tits" until he has actually had a pair. Then, by some fucking miracle, he no longer dislikes them. Grow up anon. Any tits are better than no tits, and with your shitty attitude, you are not getting any tits. Promise.
>> Anonymous
>>343767
Amerikkka, the land of the fake.
>> Anonymous
>>343767
cool story bro

1/10
>> Anonymous
>>343767

femanon here,

My last three BFs (including current) have had A HUGE COCK. I have a theory. Every girl "hates HUGE COCK" until he has actually had some. Then, by some fucking miracle, she no longer dislikes HUGE COCK. Grow up anon. Any cock is better than no cock, and with your shitty attitude, you are not getting any cock. Promise.
>> Anonymous
I'm in America and i've never heard of any faggots getting bicep surgery and the only girls that get fake tits are the ones that are either

really rich average girls despite that fact that they already look fine the way they are

or

are already devoted to another guy who says he likes big breast probably did it to get more attention from him

to sum up, breast surgery is for the weak and insecure.
>> Anonymous
>>343772
Posted by either a faggot who has never kissed a girl on the lips, or the fugliest girl on the internets. What's wrong sweety, hate all the attention girls with big tits get while you sit at home and dream up Brad Pitt while diddling your peepee?
>> Anonymous
>>343775

Wrong and wrong

I was trying to prove a point but apparently you got trolled.
>> Anonymous
>>343777
I think the original guy meant chicks with ridiculously sized fake tits.
>> Anonymous
>>343777I was trying to prove a point but apparently you got trolled.

It happens more than I like to admit. Disregard my post, I suck balls.
>> Anonymous
>>343772
>Every girl "hates HUGE COCK" until he has actually had some
>girl
>he

Umm....
>> Anonymous
ITT trolls
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
I'd run with no top on but that would get everyone and everything covered in my manly essence.
>> Anonymous
>>343259
He says this as if there is some legitimacy to his post. How embarassing.
>> Anonymous
out,>>343772
wat
>> Anonymous
ho leeeeee crap
are there any more pictures of those guys? I can't stop laughing, it looks so ridiculous
>> Anonymous
>>343270
I was going to call you a fatty idiot after I read your post. I decided to read the entire thread first and now have a new opinion of you:

You are the most genius troll I've ever seen. Your subtle trolling owned 80% of this thread. I'm fucking jealous.
>> Anonymous
Guys who give a shit whether there are pretty women at the gym or not. It's a gym, not a nightclub.

I don't give two shits. The entire gym could be filled with fat women or men. It doesn't matter. I go there to do my SQUATZ and go home.
>> Anonymous
>>344152
tru.dat

I go to the gym to pick up weights, not women.
>> Anonymous
>>343288
>>343286
it fucking cools you down, you stupid fucks. goddamn fatfucks in my /fit/, get the fuck out if you hate fit people so much.
>> Anonymous
>>343417
YAH BRAH FUCK UR LEGZ WORKING UR LEGZ DOESN'T INCREASE TESTOSTERONE PRODUCTION BY A SHITLOAD LOL DATS A MYT, IF U WANA GET BIG DERS NO REASON TO WORK UR LEGS I DON' WANT DINOSOR LEGS NE WAYS WTF LOOOOL
>> Anonymous
I hate laziness.... I'm lazy... I hate myself...^_^
>> Anonymous
>>344180
>^_^

Get out.
>> Anonymous
photochop