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Anonymous
Okay, I have a problem /fit/, I'm hairy.
Not a little, I'm like a fucking grizzly. Black hair fucking everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

I used to reason that 'Real Men Have Hair', but it seems to hinder the women in my area (fucking princesses >:-( ). So I've come to the decision that it needs to go.

What method does /fit/ recommend? And no, I'm not dumb enough to shave or wax.

Pic vaguely relevant.
>> Anonymous
I'd go get a professional man-wax from beauty salon.
>> Anonymous
Real men DO have hair.

Find the store the girl works at, jump the counter and mount her like a lion.
>> Anonymous
Move someplace where the population is under 1000. They love hairy dudes. I grew up in such a town. All the women fantasized about Chuck Norris. Not that I don't constantly think about anally raping him, but whatever...you know what I mean.
>> ­
>>166785

THIS
>> PetBot
Don't be such a pussy, just get waxed.
>> Anonymous
Are you seriously going to get all of the hair on your body removed once a month? If you don't keep up with keeping the hair off you're going to look retarded.
>> Anonymous
Can you post pics? I'm intrigued.
>> Anonymous
Save up for laser hair removal.
>> Anonymous
>>166785
>:3
>> deleted
>>166743
FIRE, is BETTER then WAX ))

also apply some gasoline to get it started
>> Anonymous
trim it with clippers, a real fucking man doesn't shave below his neck.

girls who like hairless men are weak minded little cunts
>> Anonymous
>>167899

you do realize that a man who waxes is in effect, a pussy
>> PetBot
>>167963
Lol'd @ dis

>>167965
You do realize that a man who doesn't wax is selfish and doesn't know how to make himself look attractive.
>> Anonymous
>>166785
>>166785
>>166785
>> Anonymous
>>167996
i trim with clippers, waxing is seriously faggy.

go back to fucking /fa/g
>> Anonymous
Shaving is alright for chest and ass. After the pain in the ass of doing it the first time, you need to keep doing it every other day in the shower but it's a <2min exercise

Not viable for legs (you can use a fairly long-grade clipper to take some of the hair off if it's real long) and don't shave your forearms.
>> Anonymous
>>167996
Gay or female? Oh right - 4chan. Gay.
>> Anonymous
i made the crucial mistake of shaving my forearms when i was a youngin..

Too this day i regret it.
>> Anonymous
>>167996
At least he's not a whipped little bitch.

Keeping yourself trimmed, clean and smelling good is part of good personal hygiene.
Only 14yo girls want waxed guys.
>> PetBot
>>168230
Lol this isn't true. Stop trying to take the easy way out and face the facts - hairy men are gross.

I don't understand how trimming is going to help at all. You're still going to be hairy. I feel like trimming would only exacerbate the situation anyway. Instead of being a furry, au naturel grizzly bear, you'd have this freakish carpet of short hair all over your body.
>> Anonymous
>>168238
I just realised your opinion doesn't matter.
>> Anonymous
>>168238

ur right. ur just a hairy ass mother fucker with rouch even sized body hair all over u. woman (and everyone else) will know u shave and it feels worse then having longer hair. so fuck the guy who posted below u
>> Anonymous
>>168250
i meant rough**
>> Anonymous
I have hairy arms, if i got a tattoo on my arm would the hair go away?
>> Anonymous
>>168259
no
>> Anonymous
>>168259
yep
>> Anonymous
>>166743
I'm with you OP; greek and italian here. This is what I do.

underarms: razor
forearms: nothing
legs: shave with no.2
feet: razor
neck: razor
chest: shave with no.1 or nothing
ass/balls: razor

The rest of the guys are mostly right; only stupid cunts want waxed guys and generally waxed guys are stupid cunts themselves.
>> PetBot
>>168336
I don't understand this vendetta against waxing. You get the same result as shaving, only it lasts longer. Not to mention it's easier.

Oh and you forgot your back.

BUT IT'S KIND OF HARD TO SHAVE YOUR BACK, RIGHT? OOPS, MIGHT AS WELL GET IT WAXED.
>> Anonymous
>>168351
Woops.

I usually use a razor on my back too. Nothing wrong with waxing in and of itself; just when you start doing it literally everywhere that you turn into a faggot.
>> Anonymous
become a lumberjack
>> Anonymous
Nair or related stuff. Something that wipes it out at the root so there's no stubble. When it grows back, it should take a while, it will be soft and properly shaped because you didnt cut it off at a wide point like shaving does.
>> Anonymous
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>>168259
>>168261
>>168325
>> Anonymous
>>167996
You do realize nobody gives a fuck about a 14 year old emo girl's opinion right?

You can try to twist this as much as you want, NO man is ever gonna wax unless he's a fag, stop living in a fucking teen-dream fantasy world where every guy is a hugo boss model who loves nothing more than to wax his chest.
>> Anonymous
Move where I live and fuck me hard.
Hairy men are awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>168427
faggot
>> PetBot
>>168417
I love how everyone on /fit/ who has a different opinion is automatically a 14 year old emo girl or a fag.

Is it the waxing method that makes him a fag? Or is it just general hair removal? I'm guessing it's just the waxing, because anon doesn't seem to have an objection to shaving.

Waxing > shaving all the time.
>> Anonymous
>>168427
provide proof of attractiveness and femininity
>> Anonymous
>>168431

you can fuck me hard, too ;)~~*~*!*!~