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ive got a rather difficult topic. i have this protuberance in my asscrack. it appears to be filled with blood and is painful to the touch. it is basically on my tailbone and hurt when i do situps. its been like a year since it randomly showed up. id pop it, but i dont know what would happen. has anyone ever had a similar experience? im not going to post pics now, if ill dont get a good answer ill come back with picks later. until then, enjoy the closest thing to an asscrack that i have on my computer
>> Anonymous
anyone?
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!zo4
DOCTOR MOTHER FUCKER, THIS IS NOT /DOC/ HOME OF THE PHD'S THIS IS MOTHER FUCKING 4CHAN.
>> Anonymous
Pre-med student here. It's probably a pilonidal or sebaceous cyst. If you post a pic I can tell you more accurately. Depending on which it is, it could be severe or just moderate, please respond quickly.
>> Anonymous
But please don't post a pic.
>> Anonymous
>>32530
>>32542
ACTUALLY, IT LOOKS LIKE IT FUCKING IS
>> Anonymous
If you guys are honestly that immature that one picture of a guy's ass is going to bother you when pictures of kitten-stomping, dog-burning, ass raping, scat porn, and the like are ALL OVER 4Chan, grow the fuck up and get your head out of your own ass.

If you want to know what's wrong, post a fucking picture and I'll let you know. I'm in my 2nd year at medical school and I can let you know.
>> Anonymous
>>32542
lolwut? you want to see ops ass? this thread is fucked up. btw, bullshit about that premed, lol.
>> Anonymous
>>32565
the guys who don't want him to post pics have probably only been on 4chan for a week
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!zo4
>>32557
PREMED IS NOT PHD MOTHERFUCKER, READING COMPREHENSION DO YOU KNOW IT?
>> Anonymous
>>32575

Stop jacking off to pictures of men. Caps lock is no longer cruise control for cool, but thanks for proving you're only 14.
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!zo4
>>32580
WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY I'M ON MOTHER FUCKING CRUISE CONTROL? I HOLD SHIFT DOWN FOR EVERY POST.
>> Anonymous
>>32587
I respect you for that. I still have to use caps lock for every capital letter.
>> Anonymous
>>32575
AND YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET A PH.D. AS A PRE-MED STUDENT. YOU'RE GOING TO GET AN M.D, FOR MEDICAL DOCTOR. A DOCTORATE OF PHILOSPHY WON'T DO YOU MUCH GOOD IN THE O.R, NOW WILL IT?

COINCIDENTALLY, I HAS A PH.D. IN ENGLISH.
/FIT/ HOME OF THE PH.D.S
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>32614

I dunno, philosophy of medicine might be a good new field of study.
>> Anonymous
>>32616
You still need to study the actual medicine to be able to practice.
Basically, hospitols are all like:
>M.D.
>GTFO
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>32618

Would you rather have a cardiology surgeon, or a theoretical cardiologist in the OR?

I'd prefer the one I could have a conversation with.
>> Anonymous
>>32621
No conversation while under the gas.
I'd rather have a Ph.D perform my appendicectomy, though.
>> Another World
I had the same problem a few years back OP. Turned out it was a bruised sacrum. See a doctor they gave me some vic for the pain.
>> LT !H6mEPUUMlg!!4d2
>>32652
Not feeling the pain doesn't solve the problem.
>> Anonymous
op here. would post pics but its fucking hard to shoot your ass... im just going to have to man up and show my real doc my hairy fat ass. im going to bed
>> Another World
>>32654
I dunno, did for me.
>> LT !H6mEPUUMlg!!4d2
>>32661

Also, the OP describes a "protuberance."
A bruise wouldn't coincide with the OPs problem. Or at least his discription of it.
>> Another World
>>32674
Well. i did have a protuberance. It was not bloodfilled however.
>> Anonymous
probably a pilonidal cyst or infection. there's a sinus around your tailbone that can become infected and fill with fluid ... gets painful over time, esp with bending and shit

needs a doctor to cut it open and drain it.
>> Anonymous
What others have said about it being a cyst. I had the same thing (at least it sounds like it) a couple years ago. According to my doctor, it's not far removed from a gigantic zit, and occurs from anything (lint, hair, shit, whatever) from getting stuck in your crack.

Solution: Go to a doctor, have them lance it, drain it, and give you some kind of ointment for it.

Not-a-solution: In my case, mine appeared during football season, and ruptured on its own during practice. I swear, it bled for 3 days. Would not recommend this.

Also, it could possibly be MRSA. This is much, much worse.
>> Anonymous
i had one of those about 5 years ago, i popped it like the big zit it was... so much pus and white stuff came out... at the end was a little blood so i washed it off and that is the end.
>> Anonymous
>>32998
Just popped out of the blue?
I have one I'm draining with hot water compress, I get it to almost disapear, but then it eventually grows back.