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GETTING THAT CUNT THREAD Anonymous
ITT: We ask each other for girl advice, and hope there are some serious players here.

There is a overwhelming amount of people on /fit/ who like me have recently lost the weight, and are now skinny/ripped. Now what they want is to accomplish one of their main goals, which is losing their virginity/getting a girlfriend.

Things I have learned from experience (highschool fag here).
Maintain eye contact.
Let them speak.
Talk to them for about 2 weeks then ask them out?
>> Anonymous
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FUCK THANK YOU. I NEED HELP...

Okay, there is a girl I have known for about 2 years, now I am muscular/six-pack, she pays more attention to me, what I want to do, is take our relationship from friends zone to relationship. Pic related.
>> Anonymous
everybody needs a hobby
>> Anonymous
I have a GF... its not that hard. Instead of finding bitches to like you, find a bitch that likes you.

/thread
>> Anonymous
bust her balls
>> Anonymous
I kissed my current gf on the 2nd date, and It all went from there. Now I get 2 days of sex when her parents aren't in the city.
>> Anonymous
>Talk to them for about 2 weeks then ask them out?

I usually just break the ice in person, then add them on an instant messenger where they witness my SUPERIOR INTELLECT uninhibited by my social retardedness. Then we'll find some common ground and eventually they'll invite me over (or vice versa) to do something mundane like watch a movie or play some kind of game. This invite usually happens within 2 or 3 nights.

Yes it sounds lame, but I've scored plenty of chicks with this method.
>> Anonymous
>>431437

I need tips with talking to girls on AIM, like what is good IM etiquette with girls?
>> Anonymous
Smile, always smile

tease them, never forget that youre flirting, so nothing childish or stupid.

Dont be shy, self-esteem.

Thats pretty much it
>> Anonymous
>>431441
bitches love smily faces
>> Anonymous
>>431482
this

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>431482

QFT
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>> Anonymous
>>431542
>>431541

I lold so hard
>> Anonymous
you guys all remind me of shia labeouf from transformers. OMG I GOT THE CAR, NOW IM GONNA GET THE GIRL.

be yourself you fuckheads
>> deleted
look healthy, be nice, have self confidence, and know when youre going too far. and get a girl that likes you cause most likely the girl you like is is a whore
>> Anonymous
>>431550
>be yourself you fuckheads

lololololololololololololololol no
>> Anonymous
>>431558

so being yourself is wrong?
>> Anonymous
>>431432
HAWT, Im going to /d/ now. Thanks for the idea.
>> Anonymous
>>431573
If you want a makeup-painted, burnt-hair skank who's in the relationship for things that shouldnt be considered in any REAL relationship, then yeah.
>> Anonymous
>>431578

you're describing all women; being yourself doesn't mean not having any discretion
>> Anonymous
>>431550
The protagonist in that movie needed an alien robot invasion to get laid.
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>>431585
No, there ARE some women who arent trash, and that DONT look like Jons bich.
>> Anonymous
>>431591

Those are far and few in between though. Once you find one of those, grab onto her and hold on for life. Until then, enjoy hooking up with the dumb bitches for practice in getting women/getting laid so that when you find an actual awesome woman, you know wtf to do.
>> Anonymous
Try this line:
Are you part black, because you stole my heart.

Works better than you'd think.
>> Anonymous
>>431876
Better yet, try it on a black chick.
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>>431591

I certainly hope so
>> Anonymous
>>431430
How do you tell?

Most of the girls I know will initiate conversation if I see them, but not many (read:none) will invite me to their place/out.

Any other indicators?
>> Anonymous
>>431983
if they are interested, you will know
>> Anonymous
>>432001
And they probably have an ugly obnoxious friend that will tell you.
>> Anonymous
Just be really cocky without being too insulting.

e.g. at work we have small bags and big bags, in front of a shitload of customers, a female co-worker asks me "Anonymous, Do you have a big one?"

I could have ignored it to save her embarassment but instead I put on the deepest black man voice I could and said "AWWWWW YEAH, you wanna see it?"

So everyone in the shop cracked up laughing including her. Shit was SO cash.

As a result of repeat incidents similar to this I could easily get into her pants. too bad she's a wrongun and below even my standards.

that was a cool and true story I just needed to share.
>> Anonymous
Taking relationship advice on /fit/ is like taking painting advice from Ray Charles.
>> Anonymous
and busical advice from Beethoven
HAY WAIT
>> Anonymous
>>432058Taking relationship advice on 4chan is like taking painting advice from Ray Charles.
fixed
>> Anonymous
>>432058
>>432058
>>432058
>>432058
>>432058
>>432058
>>432058
>>432058
>>432058
>> Anonymous
I need to get a hot chick but I am ugly. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?
>> Anonymous
>>432058
Ray Charles wasn't a painter jackass
>> Anonymous
>>432098

facepalm.jpg
>> Anonymous
>>432098
thats the point
>> Anonymous
>>432071

QFT. Shy socially retarded pathetic anon asks and jaded socially retarded asshole anon responds.

Generalizations like this suck. Don't be retarded, don't be creepy, don't be an asshole, and don't be obese. Done.
>> Anonymous
Despite what the kids in the schoolyard told you, girls like boys. Fucking believe it. But here's the catch; girls are also as unconfident as you are. So what's the solution?

Take the fucking plunge. If there's a girl you like, just fucking go for it, no fucking questions. If she's drunk and clubbing, you're guaranteed a pull and once you're in the zone, it doesn't matter what you say because you will get that gash no matter what.

tl;dr you want girls, girls want you, don't be a floppy dick, go in guns blazing
>> Anonymous
>>432132
>Take the fucking plunge
>just fucking go for it
>guaranteed a pull
>you're in the zone
>go in guns blazing

I don't follow, what do you mean, kiss her? Or just start talking to her?
>> Anonymous
>>432162
Go straight for the home plate and give her the pill.
>> Anonymous
>>432169

The regular pill, or the morning after pill?
>> Anonymous
>>432184
>>432184

he's talking about a roofie, i usually just force them down their throats, playfully of course otherwise they might not go along with it
>> Anonymous
>>432132

Thats bullshit, girls are the most confident. Thats the problem with me, their confidence threatens me, I want to talk to this one girl in my class (yes im /fit/) but all the guys talk to her, and she probably already thinks im socially retarded, plus she once laughed at me because I thought indie meant indian and not independent. So please give me some serious advice, all I want to do is talk to her, just some opening, something that I could get her MSN or AIM for, thats it, once I got her on IM I could totally wing it.
>> Anonymous
>>432332
>I thought indie meant indian and not independent.
That's not really very embarrassing. I think your biggest problem is your self-esteem. Work on that you faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>432162
he means:
just do it
reach for the top
conquer your goals
etc, etc, etc
>> Anonymous
>>432098
exactly his point, fucktard.
>> Anonymous
LET HER SPEAK.

Don't be embarrassed if there's awkward silences.
>> Anonymous
>>432355
>>432112
>>432098
samefag trying to troll by pretending he didn't know that ray charles was actually blind and so would be a terrible painter.
>> Anonymous
take steroids