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Anonymous
My doctor says I've reached my peak in height, anything I could do to get maybe a few inches taller?
>> Anonymous
Nope. I once knew a girl who was convinced she was going to go from 5'4" to 5'9", at age 19, with this special diet of nuts, berries and fruits. I saw her a few years later and... 5'4" still.
>> Anonymous
no
>> Anonymous
1: BREAK LEGS
2: DRAWN BY HORSES
3: ?????????
4: PROFIT
>> Anonymous
Alright guys, thanks
>> Anonymous
I think I did this once in a back alley in Chicago.

We take your legs, cut the bone at the shin, and add an extension made of steel pipe. And then suture everything back together. And by suture I mean staple and glue.

It's fun, and from what I can tell, painful. I'd bring a leather strap to keep from screaming. Oh, and your own antiseptic, you can never guarantee a clean job from those damn russkies!