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Hey /fit/... I felt like I was really overweight and was lurking here to learn how to lose it but I just visited my doctor and he said I am only 10 pounds overweight. So I guess I'm pretty healthy then. Good thing because I really hate exercise.

Pic related, it's me and my girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
cool story bro
>> Anonymous
>>431779
10lbs in your chin maybe. my god look at that gut.
>> Anonymous
ZOMG what guitar is that
>> Anonymous
k
sorry, too tired to be trolled :)
>> Anonymous
8/10

Well done, I expect some RAGE responses.
>> Anonymous
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>>431780
>>431782
Fuck you both. At least I get laid, which is more than I can say about you skinny virgins. Girls like a man with meat. And btw I'm only size 38 so nice try asshole.
>> Anonymous
It makes me rage when i see fat people with girlfriends that aren't equally hideous.

10/10 op.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>431791
are you fucking nuts that girl has the worst pignose ive ever seen!
>> Anonymous
>>431791
>>431791
http://s21.photobucket.com/albums/b278/jmbullet/?action=view&current=COBOTSUCKSALEXISDICK.flv

This video will make you rage idiot. But I am not a troll just here to say that being 10 pounds heavier than I need to be isn't a big deal I'm not going to bust may ass to be some model I already have a girl and I'm happy so fuck that. I was worried after lurking here I had a dark road of deprivation ahead but it seems I am fine, I'm very relieved.
>> Anonymous
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>>431791
True love.
>> Anonymous
>>431789

>Girls like a man with meat

haha, sad thing youve only got fat, fatty :)

Youll never achieve something great, one day, im gonna be a bodybuilder, and im gonna shoot so many roids i roidrage and rape your girlfriend with my dick (which will only be able to get erect when i eat viagra).

Then you will see who was the real man.
>> Anonymous
>>431810
This is a troll. I can spot them because I'm not too busy counting calories.
>> Anonymous
from what i see, you are both fat and un/fit/, girlfriend or not. if youre ok with that, great, alot of america is probably worse off than you. But thats nothing to be proud of, medical standards for obesity are so pitifully low already.
>> Anonymous
your gf is kind of a fatty too.
>> Anonymous
>>431800
she has a pretty bad nose, regardless of this, her boyfriend is still much more pig disgusting by comparison.

Let's say we were to come up with technology which would turn you into the perfect replication of yourself in the opposite sex, no hormone therapy or sex change operations, just a magic fucking ray, so stfu, anyways she'd be a nerdy looking guy, but his she would look like some fat greek unibrow Neanderthal type creature.
>> Anonymous
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>> lol Lolduck
i think its just funny that you and your girlfriend are fat, you ask for advise and you reject it all. ah... good times... good times...
>> Anonymous
if you really think that being fat is ok, i deeply feel sorry for you

I mean, can't you see you could enjoy the life like, a hundred times more if you weren't un/fit/?

c'mon, having a girlfriend doesn't mean anything,I don't have one, and i assure you i'm happier than you'll ever be being like that for the rest of your life

now gtf out
>> Anonymous
go be fat somewhere else.


like /ck/
>> Anonymous
>>431789And btw I'm only size 38

No you are not. I am, and I am about 1/2 your size. If you are actually wearing 38s they are cutting into your giant belly like a mutherfucker. Your hips probably look like tree bark when you peel your levis out of your crevasses.
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>>431779
You sir are an idiot
>> Anonymous
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OP, I wouldn't give your girlfriend a second glance on the street. Have a nice day.
>> Anonymous
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Anon delivers.
>> Anonymous
>>431800
Well good job, you made me feel even more insecure
>> Anonymous
>>431800
This.
>> Anonymous
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Fucking haters. Look at the happiness in my eyes, I am superior.
>> Anonymous
hey send new pics of you and your gf, i just wana know if you're just not making it up that you still have a ugly girlfriend, not that i care or anything.
>> Anonymous
oh yeah, lol u think Ur superior! superior in which way???
>> Anonymous
I don't believe you have a girlfriend, enjoy your sister
>> Anonymous
your girlfriend is ugly.. but i would ram your big fat ass anyday fucking fatboy
>> Anonymous
>>432431
I'm superior in the way that I am happy with my life and you pathetic fucks are working your balls off for minimal gains to look like some magazine ad faggot. Brb blowjob.
>> Anonymous
>>431779

Femanon here.

I wouldn't fuck you. Fat usually equates to inadequacies throughout the psyche, which translates to horrible sex.

Enjoy your fat and emotionally stunted pig nosed girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
Why is this fat jew still on the front page?
>> Anonymous
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that man is not 10 pounds overweight.
>> Anonymous
>>431803
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

I feel fucking sick. Honestly.
>> sage Anonymous
>>433107
because idiots like you don't sage when you post, thereby bumping it back to the top.
tl;dr lurk moar fag
>> Anonymous
Fatman is fat and in denial.

I love people like that.

Reminds me of how fucking awesome I am.
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>>433091
>> Anonymous
>>433139
>>433139
WIN MadTV fuck yeah I was like grade 4 when this shrit aired I used to stay up late to watch!
>> Anonymous
>>433141
Sage you cunt
>> Anonymous
NO U SAGE
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>>433091
Nice generalization there, deep dish. Enjoy your osteoarthritis, your stokes, your heart diseases, your atherosclerosis, YOUR hypertension, YOUR diabetes. Enjoy living seven of those wonderful years of your life less than the rest of us. Most of us don't work out to "look like some magazine ad faggot." Others of us lurk quietly, read information, work hard and lose weight or put it on. If you don't have the motivation to become healthy (or brush your teeth), that's your problem.

Listen, I'm sure you're happy as fuck with your new girlfriend, that's okay. Congratulations. But when an OBESE person comes onto /fit/ and starts gloating about some ugly, lard-ass girlfriend that none of us give a shit about, don't expect us to give them a pat on the back.

tl;dr fuck off and take your "thing" with you
>> Anonymous
mhm, if you are here to show of your girlfriend, you failed.
if you came here to show as that an un/fit/ person can be happy...
you failed - you are young now, if you continue what you do now, in 5-10 years you will be a fat slob that no one would want to fuck

even if you do find someone who likes fatties...
enjoy your failing knees, spine, man boobs, athrosclerosis, hypertonia.

fact: fat produces Estrogen, that is the reason why some fat people have man boobs (gynecomastia)
then enjoy your breast cancer :)
>> sage
OVER, meaning MORE than healthy, FAT SHIT
>> Anonymous
>>433153
my clone :)
>> Anonymous
hey guys how about we bump this shit to top and fail to place sage in proper field, heh?

btw the guy in the OP pic looks like the dude that sells buritos near park where i run
>> Anonymous
>>433153
Seconded. Thanks anon.
>> Anonymous
liposuction?
dude, ur friggen massive and you should work out like mad everyday!
i know u feel down coz ur fat etc and girls dont even look at you but u gotta work out man1
>> Anonymous
what the fuck look at his creepy fucking smile
>> Anonymous
>>431789
girls like lean meat
>> Anonymous
>>432356
Then why the fuck are you here trying to justify your "love". I bet she just broke up with you.
>> Anonymous
I love people like that.

Reminds me of how fucking awesome I am.
>> Turtletron !t0of944Ftw
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OMNOMNOM
>> Anonymous
timestamp or GTFO.

succussfull troll is successful.
>> Anonymous
Fucking double troll threaded by the same guy.
We suck.
>> sage sage
sage
>> Anonymous
You act like normal, average weight people aren't capable of living perfectly happy lives.

I am in love with my wife, I'm 5'8 and 140 pounds.

So, I'm thinner than you, happier than you, and I'm most likely more successful then you, you fat piece of shit.

Narcissism, even fat ugly fucks can have it too, just makes it slightly more hilarious.
>> Geigue !!KgpOPtX57BM
>>434562

Fuck, I know where that image comes from.
>> Anonymous
>>434604
SPEAK THE FUCK UP
>> Geigue !!KgpOPtX57BM
>>434611

lol why? You want to be ANONYMOUS LEEGUN?
>> Anonymous
>>434617
Want to fap to that fat fuck/tiny whore. I beg thee deliver.
>> Anonymous
DAMN, OP is ugly. Sage because this thread is an eyesore.
>> Anonymous
You also look like an ugly older lesbian
>> Anonymous
And every time you bang that butt ugly chick, the room stinks
>> Anonymous
>>431779
> I felt like I was really overweight
You are. Trust me.

>I just visited my doctor and he said I am only 10 pounds overweight
Sue him for malpractice. Then buy a gym membership.

>So I guess I'm pretty healthy then
Maybe right now you're okay. 5 bucks gets 30 that you're fucked 10 years down the road.

>I really hate exercise
And apparently your body hates you.

>>431789
>Girls like a man with meat
Meat =/= fat. Which is what you have.

>I'm only size 38
Right. Then I must be friggin' Gandhi.

>>432356
>Look at the happiness in my eyes
I would if they weren't covered in fat rolls

>>433091
>I am happy with my life
For now, maybe. Come find me in ten years, and we'll see who's happier...except for the fact you'll probably get taken out by one of the numerous health problems that plague obese people by then.

>you pathetic fucks are working your balls off for minimal gains to look like some magazine ad faggot
I'm not pathetic, actually. And I'm seeing impressive gains. And I don't train to look like some "magazine ad faggot" - I train because I enjoy being healthy, enjoy the benefits, and I need the muscle and endurance. Sorry to burst your bubble.

>Brb blowjob
Right - I don't think you have a girlfriend, despite photo evidence. Enjoy your handjob. And don't come back to /fit/.
>> Anonymous
I love people like that.

Reminds me of how fucking awesome I am.
>> Anonymous
I CANT GET THIS GUYS FACE OUTTA MY HEAD FFS
>> Anonymous
Yes i admit op is a troll.

To answer troll i dont care that you are fat or that person in the picture is fat.

I just like working it, its fun and addictive i hang out with my bros and we talk shit and work out makes me feel good you know.

So do what makes you feel good, if you like eating and shit well then go for it.
>> Anonymous
>>435046
OP here. I am not a troll, not entirely. This guy actually exists, he posts on a forum I go to, he is a disgusting piece of shit and thinks he's awesome. I cloned his personality the best I could in this thread in order to get some real responses to show his retarded ass. He did claimed he was a size 38, said he was only 10 pounds over weight according to his doctor, claimed he was happy the way he is, claims the radio station he works for is ranked 4th most listened to in the country and his show is the most listened to in his area (it's some metalcore faggotry). He brags about his girlfriend, despite the fag she makes my dick crawl up inside me.
>> Anonymous
>>436428
Oh yeah, he also thinks he's an awesome singer, and I shit you not this is what he posted to back up his claims:

http://rapidshare.com/files/161327433/Chris.rar

Major lulz

lol
>> CluelessNewfag !WSgPeEy3kM
DENIAL AINT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT
>> Anonymous
Fat, ugly guy. Fat, ugly chick.

...Apathy...
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MY BROTHER
>> Anonymous
>>436428
>despite the fag

FREUDIAN SLIP

YOU ARE A HOMO

ENJOY
>> Anonymous
>>436447
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

what the fuck was that, that guy sounds lik a fucking downy
>> Anonymous
>>431779
OP says his name is Chris, and his shirt says WSOU. Google gave me this:

http://www.bitpom.com/profile/ChrisColgan
>> Anonymous
>>436482
where the hell was that from...
>> Anonymous
>>436497
gtfo