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Anonymous
Guys, I'm out of shampoo and my hair is greasy as all fuck. Can't get to a store any time soon, either, is there anything I can use as a replacement besides a squid?
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>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
Mayonnaise, seriously.
>> Anonymous
Alcohol, that gets rid of everything since it's both a polar and non polar molecule. Vodka is pretty much just water and alcohol. Soap also works but it makes your hair really dry
>> Anonymous
>>276707
i use my body wash because i don't care as much, but next time get one of those hair+body wash combinations next time if it's that important to you
>> Anonymous
Cooking salt, but not the table salt because you'll never get that out of your hair. Warm cooking salt in a tinfoil and then apply on the hair, use brush to remove it and done no water needed.
>> Anonymous
any kind of emulsifier.

Egg yolk would do.
>> Mark !tsGpSwX8mo
Get a squid.
>> Anonymous
Lemons
>> Anonymous
bar of soap?
>> Anonymous
Soap?
>> Anonymous
>>276773
I've tried that before, it didn't end too well and made my hair too dry.
>> Anonymous
>>276777
fag
>> Anonymous
soap.

put some product in it if it's too dry.
>> Anonymous
Sperm. Do it, faggot.
>> Anonymous
actually, baking soda or baby powder will absorb oil.
but it sucks if you have dark hair.
>> Anonymous
soap, goddamn
>> Anonymous
SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
>>277046
/fit/'s answer to everything
>> Anonymous
squatz will release testosterone directly into your scalp and hair, thus making it less greasy
>> Anonymous
I rarely wash my hair with shampoo anymore. I simply use the water and scrub it really good. I'm pretty sure your hair doesn't need all the oils from shampoo, because it creates it's very own natural oils.
>> Anonymous
>>277181
I thought it makes you bald.
>> Anonymous
>>277722
Yes. People with the genes for male pattern baldness react to turn testosterone into a chemical that will dissolve your hair.
>> Anonymous
>>277159
next time lets skip this>>277046and proceed directly to this>>277181
>> Anonymous
>>276713
Vodka is fermented potatoes.