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Please; give God a chance. Proof of the Bible's truth. Xan
Would it kill you to watch these videos and have a long think? It may kill you not to.

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=2004459736184044112
FACTUAL prophocies that have come 100% true fromt he Bible. no ifs or buts, they are proven to have come true with no error.

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=5216599592008162462
Are you a Good person? Yes? So have you stolen? Have you ever Lied. Have you ever hated anyone? In God's eyes thats murder. Since this is 4chan i dont even have to ask if you've looked lustfully at anyone. So, your a Lying, Theiving, Murderous Adulterer. Still think you a good person by these standards? None of us are, which is why we need Jesus.

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-8463129851563631666
A deeply intresting video for more than simply the religious info; also for the science behind it. People say religion and science cannot go together, that they clash. No, only Evolution clashes with Religion; and as it is a thoery that ISNT science. Thats belief. Religion. Kent Hovind may be in jail, but that doesnt mean he isnt intresting to watch.

Despite having videos in the post, this was deleted from /TV/. Despite it being fact, it may 'fit' better here in others minds.
>> Anonymous
burn in hell
>> sage laughing man !EyknVYKAcc
sage goes everywhere!
>> Xan
>>32985

Jesus has promised me eternal life at his side.

The hate you show dooms you to that fate, please read a Bible. Get saved.
>> Anonymous
Not sure this kind of witnessing is tactically sound at 4chan, OP. Takes some balls, though.
>> sage sage
I"M SAGING> ARE YOU?????????????!!
>> Xan
>>32990

Thank you friend, still, it is just a message board. I hardly feel at risk, no cahoonas required.
>> Anonymous
What is your motivation behind this? Why do you want nameless, faceless, anonymous internet-goers 'saved'? I thought that maybe one day I wouldn't get harassed by the ultra-religious community, and that day was today. You proved me wrong, Xan.
>> Guil
>> Xan
>>32997

Nameless ande faceless? Not really, behind their computers they are still people. They deserve a chance at salvation. Its a Christians duty to witness no matter how much hate he recieves in return. Thats my motivation.
>> Guil
wow. I feel sorry for anyone who thinks this way.
>> Satan
fuck off
>> Xan
>>33004

Ironic. I feel sorry for you. Please, would it hurt to read a Bible and form your own opinions.

>>33005

Wow, fancy seeing you here. At least you believe in Jesus here, glad someone does. I read about you, can i give my condollances in advance? Thats GOTTA hurt.
>> Guil
>>33010
I've read parts of the bible. I was born and raised Roman Catholic. I don't need to say any more.
>> Xan
>>33013

Explains everything. I'm sorry for you, but not truly suprised.

A religeon whos leader allows people to pay for their sins in advance with cash is hardly Biblical.
>> Saged And Reported Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>33010
How about this: I have read the Bible and of all the religions I'm disgusted that it's gone as far as it did. If Emperor Constantine didn't convert to Christianity, you fuckers would still be fed to the lions and the world would be a happier place. The "Good Book" is cruel, hypocritical, and is completely outdated.
There's so much I can say, but:
tl;dr
Go suck a priest's cock. He'd enjoy that
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>33010
i was raised a strict catholic and attended a catholic school for most of my elementary years. we had Bible studies as part of our curriculum.

with that being said; i turned aethiest when i was 16 after attending various other religious sermons. most if not all of them had contradicting beliefs that shot down the ideals of other religions. so, i decided that not all of them can be right and made up my mind that if there IS a maker, that i will deal with him when th etime comes. but as of now, i can only rely on things that i know as fact and not have to have faith on things i can't prove.
>> Xan
>>33018

Cruel? You speak of cruel in the same paragraph aswishing we were still thrown to lions and asking me to suck a preists genetals. Hypocritical?

I just want you to be saved.

>>33022

Lil Dreamer. You seem sensible and good hearted. Have a look at those videos, especially the one at the top about Prophecy. It GIVES you proof, proof that is yours to accept or not. But with all my heart i plead you to look at it.
>> Anonymous
>>33028

xan is a slang term for homosexual
>> Anonymous
Praise God, etc, but...

...this is Health and Fitness. Unless baby Jesus wants to coach me on my squat technique, move along plzorz.
>> Xan
Spiritual Health is still Health.

If the end comes and your not saved, thats going to be rather unhealthy.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>33028
Indeed, I may be cruel for wanting Christians to be fed to the lions, but isn't that fair? Because what did they end up becoming? The people fighting the Crusades, Salem Witch Burners, Nazis, the KKK...
Need I go on?
Jesus may have ripped abs, he and "his word" has no place on /fit/ 4chan or wherever else is not wanted to welcome.
>> Anonymous
>>33039

The Nazis were Christian? Freakin' news to me...

>>33036

You can say that all day, but it is quickly apparent to anybody who reads this board that religious affairs are outside of its scope. Begone, fellow Christian!
>> Xan
Since when has groups using Gods name meant they are sanctioned by him? If i go shoot someone and then claim god told me to do it, i'd be laughed straight into jail.

God may have sanctioned, or at least not interviened in, Old Testy wars, but he should hardly be blamed for people misusing his name.

Hitler was a proud Occultist; yet no one has a problem with Wiccans and so on; they are even popular in books and on TV.

People can and will misuse Gods name; but if you read his book and take the time to think on it and back on your own Sins reflected in his laws and why he sent Jesus to die for us. He's the perfect sacrifice, he willingly took all our inner evil and died for us. But only if we accept it as a gift and try to keep Gods commandmenst and talk with him.
>> Guil
Christianity is the cancer killing human progression.
>> Xan
>>33042

I'm simply preaching my friend. :)

It may be outside the scope of these boards, but it SHOULDNT be, nor should you really consider it so if your a Christian. These people could be hit by a car tommorow and burn; wouldnt you like them to be safe?

Christ TOLD us to go out and spread his word; Christianity would have died out with his disciples if they had just sat in a building praying all thier lives.
>> Anonymous
lol troll
>> Guil
>>33045
>spread the verbal cancer that clouds peoples minds
fix't
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
I've read both the Old and New Testaments, both of which are the word of god. So I knew from the moment I read Leviticus that I was going to hell for wearing clothing made of mixed fibers. That, and I'm a immoral ungodly hellspawn non-white atheist.

Religion had it's place before the Enlightenment, but now it's just the ball and chain holding humanity back.

Also saged for get the fuck out of /fit/.
>> Anonymous
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m9ybq7k8FSs&watch_response

He's right guys! Ray Comfort proves 100% that god exists. When you hear it you'll shit bricks!
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>33043
GOD DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST! AND IF HE DID, HE WOULD BE SORELY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU FAGGOTS!
Of course the groups aren't sanctioned by God- no one is sanctioned by a higher being. No Pope, Cardinal, Father, Nun, Monk, Priest, or Pastor has personally been sanctioned by God.
And of course no one has a problem with Wiccans- they keep to themselves. I don't get an Wiccan denominations knocking on my door want to convert over. But I got a ton of Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses bugging me!
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>33043
>Since when has groups using Gods name meant they are sanctioned by him?
you mean christians?
>> Xan
>>33048

So much hatred, so much anger.

Guess which Bible character you MOST sounded like just then? I'll give you a clue. It has an 'S' at the beggining. An 'N' at the end.

Enlightened? We are Englightened? Teen Pregnacncy, Wars, Murder, Hemosexuality, Bioweapons, Nukes, Pedophilia, ect, ect, ect.

Yes, i can see how you would think that.

I pray for you my friend, please, have a look at these videos.
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
i wanna sage too. i was feeling left out :(
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>33052
calm down, sister. He's just trolling
>> Xan
>>33053

Whos Son personally spread his teachings to us. Slightly diffrent to the King of the Month deciding to place the blame of his latest slaughter on God.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>33054
Psalm 137
[8] O daughter of Babylon that will be devastated:
Fortunate is the man who repays you what you have done to us;

[9] Fortunate is the man who will seize and dash
your little ones against the rock
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>33056
I know but this shit keeps getting bumped. I don't need this shit...
>> sage sage
haha, I don't need to live up to your moral standards, I have my own :D!
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>33057
well, they are similar in that they are both mde up and completely untrue
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>33054

I lol-ed so hard. You strawman common street crimes as tracable to the Enlightenment (which was partly derived from the Protestant Reformation, wouldn't you know), against the crimes of the church (mass delusions, wars in the name of God).

Tell me which is more benevolent - telling people that they're going to hell (you and the other prosletyzing imbeciles), or telling people to embrace their inner potential as human beings (humanism)?

Of course since your mind is clouded by religious hypocrisy you're not like to give a reasoned answer, so sage sage sage for justice.
>> Xan
>>33058

Babylon was a terrible place. Its people sinful and evil. Pretty much 4chan in real life. God sees the Sin of the person; not their age. Its not out of vindictive cruelty, its a sense of pure justice.

Also pulling verses out without full context can be rather misleading.
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>33066
strawmans are so awesome. they're like Scarecrow from the old Superfriends cartoons.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
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Also keep on saging, we'll hit the sage limit soon enough.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>>33067
didn't he kill a whole slew of egyptian children?
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
Leviticus:

9: These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10: And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:


Fuck yes I'm going to hell for eating crab meat.
>> Xan
>>33066

You think i was always a Christian? The fact i even know of this site is kinda a hint thats its not been true of my whole life.

My name? My name is Alexander. Ale-'Xan'-der. Its nothing to do with anything. Just a nickname.

Lookup Enlightenment in connection with Luminaries, the Light-Bearer, and Channellers. Book of the Law. Alister Crowly. See where your argument really comes from. Humanism incoporates Eugenics **cough**Satan**cough**.
>> Knock knock...who's there? SAGE MOTHERFUCKER BOwen !i7E4yRzZEQ
>>33074
Oh fuck me.
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>33074
i wonder if you get to go to special "Hell" if you dip your crab meat in butter.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>33074

The thing with crab meat is that it's quite nutritious - very high amounts of protein for what meat there is. So apparently god doesn't want us to be healthy.

I wonder what a crab meat smoothie would taste like.
>> Anonymous
>>33054

The church claims that their way is better. Contrary to what you've been told by the church, atheists and agnostics do not automatically turn to hedonism and anarchy. It seems that your presumption that a man must be ethically constrained by religion just shows how deep-seated your own morals are.
I have to point out that there is a fraction of the immorality now than there was when the church had complete, unchallenged influence over every aspect of life. I'm talking about the time of Crusades, Inquisitions, and heretic burning. We refer to them as the dark ages, and many people hold that the church was the organization keeping mankind in the dark.
And again, before I let you blow it off as in the past and things are better now. The church is still being dragged kicking and screaming into the tolerance and compassion that it ironically claims a monopoly on. 150 years ago with the abolition of slavery. 100 years ago with the emancipation of women. 50 years ago with inter-racial marriage. Today, the battle is over same-sex relations. I'm not going to form an opinion on that, but if it's really the Godless that are attacking the foundation of marriage, then why do Christians have the highest divorce rate of any faith, including atheism and agnosticism?
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>33078

Humanism is related to the founder of Eugenics, sure. Tainted past doesn't say much about the philosophy today, especially since Humanism was a break from the eugenicists, the humanists were revolted by the 'cold-hearted immorality'.

Try judging a philosophy based on it's principles, not it's members. That's a fallacy that religious idiots and right-wing morons continually repeat, not realizing that doing so damns their own movements quite easily.
>> Anonymous
>>33066

There are hellfire and brimstone sects (of which Xan seems to be a part), but most Christianity is comprised of people trying to better themselves and their community.

It is really easy to say religion is a vice that needs to be eliminated, but relating events from over 100 years ago as evidence of that claim is patently fallacious. Like I said, the truth today is that Christianity, save for a few sects, isn't functionally different from humanism. We just come to the same conclusions of bettering ourselves from different starting points.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>33092

Religion had (may still have, see others) a role - guiding kids and giving them a sense of morals. The commandments, all those moral lessons in the bible are valuable in setting up a functioning, relatively happy society when there is no other moral guiding light.

But now that there is, you have many christians that are more or less secular, realizing that they can strip all the mythological hoohah out of their beliefs and still be good people, revealing the totally delusional idiots who are awaiting Judgement.
>> Xan
Crabs are bottom feeders. Depending on what was on the bottom of the ocean after the flood, it may very well have been good advice.

Spread the bottom of a fish tank with poison, put a crab in for a while and then eat it. Sound fun?
Also that changed later. that changed with Peter. Its no longer the case.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
>So have you stolen? Have you ever Lied. Have you ever hated anyone? In God's eyes thats murder
so... God is an idiot?
>> sage sage
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SAGE

goes in every field
>> Anonymous
>>33095

There are psychological benefits to faith in the unlikely. An empirical example would be higher survival rates among cancer victims who are either in denial about their terminal condition or have a fighting spirit. Belief breeds truth, so to speak.

So whatever it is that makes people want to be better people -- no matter how groundless it may seem -- deserves at least distant respect.