I can rip a deck of cards in half as well as a phone book, and can pop a tennis ball. What can you do?
phone book is easy STFUhaven't tried the others
>>382580took me fucking forever to figure out that you had to hold it a certain way. I spent like 6 months trying to just rip it in half straight up.
I can shuffle a deck of cards one handed, find a number in a phone book with one eye closed and hit a tennis ball with a racket one handed.
I can pop a phone book and rip a tennis ball in half
I can rip a girl's legs open and pop my dick in her pussy.
i can phonebook a tennis ball and pop a half in rip
i can rip an apple in half and i can crush an applenever tried the cards or phonebook
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
I CAN POST ON THE INTERNET
I CAN TALK IN ALL CAPS.
I can accidentally an entire coca cola
I can deadlift 405 pounds.
Here's a template:I can
>>382626i can ride my bike with no seat
>>382673is that some cruise control for cool?
I can hold an L-sitFOREVER
>>382833>Here's a template:>>I can>haz a cheez burger?
>>382859i can ride my bike with no bike
Bent a frying pan in half, but it was one of those pussy non-stick ones.
with my legs straight I can touch my knees with my armpits
I can rip a deck of half in cards as well as a phone book, and can tennis a pop ball. What you can do?
I can put my head so far up my ass that it comes out my mouth and into my ass again.
I can jump through a phonebook
>>382591>I can find a number in a phone book with one eye closed.Lol, but you've still got one eye open. I can find a number in a phone book with both eyes closed, I just don't know whose I'll find
I can accidentally your mom.
I can bend the time-space continuum and fuck your grandmother back when she was hot.
I can rape everyone in this threadwith one penis tied behind my back.
to the person who can crush an applewhat are teh specifics of that?which type? how ripe? etc.
i can tennis ball a nigger.