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Anonymous
sup /fit/

What brand of bottled water doesn't taste like impure shit?

Pic incredibly unrelated.
>> Anonymous
poland spring
>> Anonymous
Dasani is tap water.

Get something that advertises itself as "Pure Mountain Spring Water." If it doesnt say that on the bottle, its not spring water, and thus its been chemically treated and could be anything from rain water to reclaimed water from sewage.

Poland Spring, like was said, Deer Head, Crystal Springs, etc.
>> Anonymous
vittel, evian, volvic
>> Anonymous
>>73513
Fiji is very delicious, as far as water goes.
>> Anonymous
I drink all water out of the tap unless I am instructed not to.
>> Anonymous
bottled water is tap water
>> Anonymous
What's Evian backwards?
>> Anonymous
>>73533
CANT UNSEE
>> Anonymous
I find bottles differ.

I remember getting an Evian 1.5L bottle, and cracking it open, I think it was the most delicious and pure tasting water that's ever graced my tongue... I had never before drank ANYTHING that went down as smoothly as this did. It was ever so slightly sweet, no trace of mineral or hard water flavour. After drinking about a quarter of it I felt wide awake for the next 3 or 4 hours. I think that bottle was full of Jesus Piss.
>> Anonymous
Arrowhead is my favorite.
>> Anonymous
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personal favorite
>> Anonymous
>>73549
Fine water, but I hate the name because it means "Fine Water."

FUCK YOUR SPANISH, PEPSI-CO!!
>> Anonymous
>>73533

Naive. When I Realized that I laughed till it hurt.

The fake "spring water" always has "municipal water source" or "purified water" somewhere on the label.
>> Anonymous
>>73543
oh god, you are so wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>73527
Basically what I was trying to say is I fucking hate paying for water.
>> Anonymous
>>73527
enjoy your lead and parasites, flowing though 30-year-old pipes cracked with root stems :D
>> Anonymous
>>73559
Except not! =)
>> Anonymous
My tap water costs 40 dollars every 3 months for 9000 gallons. Tastes fine to me, fluorinated too for epic lack of tooth care victory.
>> Anonymous
>>73563
God I hate it when people use this for defending tap water. It's like fucking brushing your teeth just will not do it alone!
>> Anonymous
>>73571
Yes, but still, tap water for the win. I don't need to be buying my water in bottles.

I have drugs to buy!
>> Anonymous
Invest in a water filtration system (not that Brita POS).
>> Anonymous
>>73559

enjoy YOUR hypochondria
>> Anonymous
i drink tap water even when instructed not to. pussies, fuck.
>> Anonymous
Tap water here tastes goood.

But I even drank that shit in Nicaragua
>> RSI guy !HjbWRiSTJ.
>>73556
Watch 2 hours of drinking water fluoridation documentaries. You might change your mind. I did. These are easily available. I like the second more.

(28 min.) The Fluoride Deception (2004) Christopher Bryson FluorideACTION.net / fluoridealert.org

(68 min.) The Hidden Agenda, Water Fluoridation (2005) Dr. Stanley Monteith. radioliberty.com
>> Anonymous
buy a countertop distillation unit
>> Anonymous
>>73771
Somehow, we've existed without bottled water until the 90's without much of a problem. That's good enough for me. I refuse to buy water in bottles.
>> Anonymous
Fresh water out of a tap for free and idiots still buy it in bottles.

"BAWWWWWWWWWWW BUT THE TASTE..."

buy a water filter and put it in the fridge.

it takes 7 litres of water to make one litre of bottled water. Stop wasting precious resources.
>> Anonymous
>>73504

I prefer morgan creek
>> Anonymous
no name supermarket brand.
>> Anonymous
I live in Sheffield, and enjoy the finest water in all of England and probably alot more.
My tap water actually tastes cleaner than bottled water.
>> Anonymous
Evian is so fucking tasteless. I don't know how people can drink that shit. I doesn't even quench my thirst.
>> Anonymous
smartwater is a personal favorite
any type of electrolyte enhanced shit is good, though, there's something crisp about it.

also VOSS WATER FTW
>> Guil
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>>74179
>electrolyte enhanced
>> Anonymous
Deer park
>> The Dark One !UYklPQPVhw
Just use a high-quality water filter to filter out tap. Makes it pretty much the same as bottled.

10x cheaper, too.
>> Anonymous
ITS ALL FUCKING PLACEBO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. WATER IS WATER IS WATER, DRINK SOME FUCKING TAP.
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>>73571
When I was a kid I didn't take very good care of my teeth I also drank diet soda (a shitload of it). Since being on my own I've kept the same shitty toothcare habits but drank only tap water (because fuck spending 40 bucks a month on soda).

Works fine for me. Although I'll admit that tap water isn't even close to being created equal - if you live in a shitty area I can't really blame you for not drinking it. But I will still call you a pussy.

Picture related, I bet pussies freak out when they see water like this. Spoiler: it's just air bubbles.
>> rowerfag
>>74182
I've got some yellow liquid for YOUR popcorn... and it's nondairy
>> Anonymous
ITT, people who don't have to deal with shitty high-sulfide well water.
>> Anonymous
>>74162

I don't think you live in Sheffield. I live on Ecclesall Road and the tap water tastes like absolute shit.
>> Guil
>>74325
Uhh.. damn. I'm a pussy then, because while I drink tap water I make sure it's at least clear.
>> Anonymous
Man, I wish I had a scanner. I used to work in a factory that made labels for soda bottles, and I would take home samples of the funnier ones.

One of my favorites was something like O2 Power, which claimed to have 9000% more oxygen.
>> rowerfag
>>74356
if you wait 30 seconds water like that will become clear... if it doesn't then it is an issue
>> Anonymous
ITT: Stupid niggers that don't know H2O from their reeking sphincters.

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>> Guil
>>74407
>FTW
gb2/wow/
>> Anonymous
>>74412
>DURP
>> Anonymous
>>74416
>>74412is right.
Go back to whatever fucking place you came from that jumped on the "FTW" bandwagon. I'm so sick of this meme, and I never liked it, and I hope the person/people responsible for it's incessant usage die of ball cancer.
>> Anonymous
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Voss.

I've always liked it better than Fiji; the 7-11 near my house has started selling like 60oz bottles for $3, fucking amazing. They used to be a pretty high-end and virtually unknown company but it's branching out now. Most convenience stores should have it by the end of the year
>> Anonymous
>>74430
this is tap water from Norway, we win, enjoy your failed nations.
>> Anonymous
>>74343
Don't you have some sort of filtration system built into your utility closet?

If not, just get a water cooler, like culligan or whatever. It's still leaps and bounds cheaper than buying 24oz bottled water.
>> Anonymous
>>74443
Yeah honestly I've never encountered any bad water here in Norway.
>> Anonymous
>>74457
moss.... nuff said
>> Anonymous
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You poor fucks.
>> Anonymous
>>74447

Filtration doesn't remove ions. Sulfide is an ion. You need an ion exchanger resin to remove it. They sell them as cartridges that cost $50-$100. The one that goes in my fridge costs $70 on the internet. Ion exchangers only last for as long as the resin has ions left to exchange. I go through one in two days.

I'm going to stick with my cheap-ass grocery-store brand gallon jugs of "spring water".
>> Anonymous
Arguing about the best type of water?

Tis a sad day, it is.

But since that really is the case here, then Dasani all the way. Best bottled water there is.
>> Anonymous
>>74516
We have really sulfur-y, iron-y water at my cabin. We got this big (probably expensive) filtration thing set up in our utility closet, and some anodized rod in there somewhere too. Our water is significantly less sulfur-y an iron-y.

However, if we are going to buy water, I would buy the water that you can refill using old plastic gallons. Like, 83 cents for a gallon. That's not too bad I suppose.
>> Anonymous
If you can get it, anything from Labrador is the best you can drink. Fuck the tap water there is better than any of that bottled shit.
>> Anonymous
Buying water is for retards
>> Anonymous
>>74560

Just like buying food, right? Nobody would do that.
>> Anonymous
Distilled Water all the way dude. Cheap and totally pure.
>> Anonymous
>>74572

Did you buy your distilled water in a plastic bottle?

It's not pure.
>> Anonymous
Evian ftfw.
>> Anonymous
Aquafina
>> Anonymous
I actually think Dasani tastes good.