Attention Dr. Thaddeus P. Westinghouse, I have a problem and I formally request your assistance in the matter.
Come on, I know you're here; I saw you post a few minutes ago.
>>300708philosophy
>>300708Percival.Now, do you have an actual problem that I can help you with or was that it?
can you subscribe me some drugs to make me more motivated please.thanks.
>>300721can i have steroid cream for my penis please
this thread is fantastic.
oh hai
>>300757I am not homosexual.
>>300767>>300698Look at these ridiculous faggots trying to mock you, Dr. Westinghouse. What are you going to do about it?
>>300771have you stuck your hand up a man's ass?
>>300776Very little, if anything. I'm here to give sound medical advice to people who need it, not to fight with children.>>300780A surgically gloved finger, yes, many times.
I love you, Dr. Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III.
>>300810I'm not in any debt. You need math and maybe a cursory physics course depending on the school.>>300811I am a real doctor.>>300815I decline.>>300817Yes you can have herpes and not show any symptoms. Get tested; get some valaciclovir.
what the fuck kind of name is that? quit bullshitting, you're a bagger at a supermarket right? thaddeus
>>300833I was named for my grandfather, who was named for his father.
>>300839wot medicle preodcure do u least like doing?andhas you ever seen a symptom of a serious condition in a close friend or relative and been correct?omg <3<3
>>300857I call BS on the bowel impaction. We nurses normally do it.And I did watch a MD spray herself with a sebacous cyst she just cut open.I kinda thought that was worse than shit
>>300849I don't know anything about your insurance, and there are a lot of other variables. Anywhere between $0 to $2,500 seems possible.>>300851It's not great for you but it wont kill you either. Lighten up on the eating; if you're forced to be sedentary, eat only what calories you'll burn by being sedentary. Be sure to get back to exercising when your foot heals.
Is it possible to have a panic attack in one's sleep that would cause you to wake up?
>>300873i'm back to running and working out. i also added riding my bike and body-weight workouts. i haven't lost much weight, but i'm in better shape.
>>300872That's pretty gross but "spray yourself with cyst fluid" isn't really a medical procedure. I assumed the person was asking about that as opposed to once-in-a-lifetime stuff.>>300874I don't know, maybe? It's possible to have an unpleasant dream that would cause you to wake up. I think you would wake up long before a panic attack truly started though.
>>300896Why are you such a faggot?
I'm not a real doctor, but I play one on the internet
I was browsing /x/ some time ago and found a self-hypnosis audio clip that claimed to give the listener multiple, violent orgasms. After downloading the clip, I writhed/stretched so hard during my orgasm that I think I pulled a tendon in my foot. Now it hurts when I walk around. What can I do to speed up recovery?
>>300927>>300910Go away, trolls.
The real doctor has arrived, who's in need of some assistance?
>>300927hi moot
>>300960Protip: everyone knows that tripcode is #faggot
>>300960lolsup
What does the P stand for?
>>300984I don't think it stands for Philosophy...
>>300985Can you read? He said it stands for Percival.
>>300988Where?
>>300992see:>>300721
>>300994what the fuck are you talking about