Ummm, ok.My shit is green. What the fuck is that about?Not joking, need help.
it's called diarrheakeep hydrated and wait a couple of days before freaking out
You ate tons of green veggiesFood dyePoop came out too fast and didn't have time in the large intestine to change to that delicious brown shade. (Bile or excess iron can make some nice green doody)You are an alien
>>243829This might be it, I work at a summer camp and I'm in the sun all day. Also, I consume a lot of energy drinks.
>>243843switch to water
>>243848Will do.
I bet you ate Fruity Pebbles.
This happened with me once too. In the bathroom of a McDonalds. The toilet wouldn't flush. As I walked out two kids looked into the toilet and exclaimed "dude it's green!" I will never forget this day.
>>243855Good. Energy drinks are shitdick scams
ruptured spleen or pancreassome organ along those lines