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I'VE GOT LESS THAN A DAY TO LOSE WEIGHT. HELP! Anonymous
Why are there these posts about losing a ton of weight in a short period of time?

Don't people know it takes a fair amount of time to lose fat? Don't people realize if you don't like the way you look naked now, you should get in shape before you may be asked to a pool party?
>> Anonymous
Chainsaw. Apply liberally.
>> Anonymous
nigger
>> Anonymous
See: "I'm a lazy faggot and want to take the easy way out."
>> Anonymous
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"I sure hope I'm not invited to a party where I'll have to take my shirt off anytime soon."
>> Anonymous
I've got less than 5 minutes to lose weight! HELP FAST!
>> Anonymous
Eat two tablespoons of coffee grounds with every meal. Fastest way to louse weight in a short period of time.
>> Anonymous
>>126627
More like "most uncomfortable way to die of renal failure in a short period of time"