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ITT: Things that make you rage

1. Bodybuilder/PL fags who think everyone needs to be 200+ pounds or they are a twig.
2. People who think than any tan at all will kill you with cancer.
3. People who like fat/chubby girls.
>> Anonymous
we don't like fat girls, but no one else wants to fuck us
>> Anonymous
OP, please show me what you mean by chubby.
>> Anonymous
what's wrong with liking fat/chubby girls?
>> Sambo !hEpdoZ.tHU
Sometimes I rage when I see the amount of sheer, unadulterated vanity on this board. It floors me to find out how few people care about sport or health, and are solely interested in getting visible abs or some other worthless aesthetic.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I hate people
>> Anonymous
>>172998
1) in fairness, a lot of people who post on t-nation for example should really consider that they are at a bodybuilding web site...
>> Anonymous
1. Strength is my raison d'etre, personally, but not at the expense of mobility and general health. Good call, anon. Good call, I say.

2. I'm a palefag. FUCK YOU, NIGGA.

3. Anyone who likes fat girls encourages their acceptance of their whaledom, thus harming all of society's eyes. Zero tolerance should be taken to fatties. And that applies to girls and women equally, irrespective of which female gender they are.

4. Guys who just want to do long sessions of cardio because they'll swole up, if they touch a five pound dumbell. Go be anorexic somewhere else.
>> Anonymous
>>173008
I'm all about the vanity, but it isn't just that.
What makes me rage is fags raging about imperfect lifting form.
>> Anonymous
>>173076
>fags raging about imperfect lifting form.
Well, there's two reasons to bug someone about their form (not necessarily rage);
1: They're bragging about their 450lb SQUATS, but they're not even close to breaking parallel (or bragging about any other lift thy're not even close to doing right)
2: Some people genuinely don't want to see people hurt/permanently injure themselves as a result of poor form. I've heard so many horror stories about fucked up backs, torn rotator cuffs, blown out knees, etc, and they all ended with "yeah, I wasn't keeping good form".
>> Anonymous
My guy has bigger tits than me, so he has no right bitching about my weight. lol
>> Anonymous
>>173085
My pectoral muscles were bigger than my ex's chest. I would've bitched about her somewhat unhealthily low weight, but I'm a sucker for delicious flat chest.
>> Anonymous
1. Fat people
2. Fat people
3. Fat people
>> Anonymous
1. when my friend smokes around me
2. when people try to sell me roids at the gym
3. people who say you have to break parallel to do a proper squat when squatting heavy weight. You dont have to break parallel, but you do have to reach parallel at least.
>> Anonymous
>>173127
1. Fat/chubby people
2. Skinny/skinny-buff people
3. Average people
3a. Slightly overweight people
3b. Slightly underweight people
4. Atheletes
5. Librarians
6. Bodybuilders
>> Anonymous
People who's entire gym routine takes place in the power rack. Military press, curls, deadlifts, tbar rows, barbell bent-over row, shrugs... no squats surprisingly.
>> Anonymous
1. When im in the mood and my GF not
2. When the radio in my car breaks
3. People who do curls and swing their whole body instead of staying still.
>> Anonymous
>>173079
>1: They're bragging about their 450lb SQUATS, but they're not even close to breaking parallel (or bragging about any other lift thy're not even close to doing right)
2: Some people genuinely don't want to see people hurt/permanently injure themselves as a result of poor form. I've heard so many horror stories about fucked up backs, torn rotator cuffs, blown out knees, etc, and they all ended with "yeah, I wasn't keeping good form".
Valid points, I was referring more to "LOL WTF UR KNEES ARE 1 INCH TOO FAR APART YOU FAIL GTFO"
>> Anonymous
>>173154
Ah, the only times I've ever seen anyone step in or comment is when it's pretty blatant.
>> Anonymous
>1. Bodybuilder/PL fags who think everyone needs to be 200+ pounds or they are a twig.

This and only this.
>> Anonymous
>>172998
no.1 and no. 3 here
hallo
>> Anonymous
Fatties who complain about how uncomfortable it is to eat less and exercise more when I've been busting my ass and force-feeding myself for three years of my life just to reach the decent weight and barely human appearance I have now.
>> Anonymous
>>173292

thin people who complain about how hard it is for them to gain weight.

OMG GUYZ I'M LIKE SOOO CONFUSED LOL
>> Anonymous
>>173299

In case you couldn't read my post, I've been doing it right long before this board was here.
>> °-° !!yxFrHrMXyX9
1. Guys who come here for advice on obtaining abs and biceps only.
2. Girls who don't want men, but want little emo boys with said abs, pale skin and a boyish face.
3. People who complain so profusely that they honestly believe they are the only ones in this board with physical problems, let alone any other kind.
>> Anonymous
People that need any excuse to get pissy about something and then post all about it online.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
1. Fat people who complain about how hard it is to lose weight.

2. Lazy people.

3. People who bitch all day about miracle exercises that will turn you into a 500lbs monster if you do them once a day.
>> Anonymous
people who think it is okay to be fat and unhealthy

people who think i should also think so

people who think that i am somehow unusual for not wanting to eat shit and do nothing but watch TV all day

people who think that eating chocolate and other garbage is a reward

people who eat sugar or drink coffee and then get hyperactive. these fucks are the worst, nobody else is hyperactive, you are just acting fucking obnoxious. fuck you and your artificial kicks, i'm glad your life is unfulfilling.
>> Anonymous
>>173008
Why would I want to work on anything else? It's not like I move around furniture for a living so I don't need working on anything else.
>> Anonymous
>>173385
faggot
>> Anonymous
When someone uses the word chub. Or love handles. Or jelly rolls. Or "big girl". Or curvy.
>> Anonymous
Most of the people in this thread have made me rage. Congratulations!
>> Anonymous
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>>173419

Yea, ok chubs.

Enjoy your rolls of fat and years of loneliness.
>> Anonymous
I find it funny that exercise and physical fitness is supposed to make people feel better about themselves yet so many angry and whiny bastards come to this board to complain about people. All the whiners and angry people must either be on steroids or must just be jealous fatties.
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>> Anonymous
The only people that make me rage are the fucking retards who constantly post on here trying to validate themselves building their muscles up into balloon shapes by claiming females LOVE it.

Sorry to tell you macho faggots but no, no we do not. I prefer skinny or mildly athletic bodies on my guys. Get the fuck over your faggot selves or go back to pushing fudge.
>> Anonymous
>>173463
>>Sorry to tell you macho faggots but no, no we do not.

>>I prefer skinny or mildly athletic bodies on my guys.

Because your opinion is everyone's opinion. I used to rage at you people, but since I've grown some muscle and confidence, your kind only make me sad.
>> Anonymous
>>173463
who say they are doing it for you bitch
gb2kitchen
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glorious
>> Free Pepsi !!iXxa+hO94Mg
1.) The vain curlmonkeys
2.) Weak willed bitches who put shit in their body because it temporarily tastes good
3.) Those who believe all fitness is just bodybulding
>> Anonymous
>>173463
Sorry sweetheart, but a lot of us do it for this thing called "self-actualization" rather than for your benefit. Besides, you're not all women. Some guys like fat chicks. Doesn't mean all girls should not worry about losing weight.
>> Sambo !hEpdoZ.tHU
>>173463

Well, if you'd pull your head out of your ass for a moment, you'd realize there are plenty of girls who dig muscular fellas. And there are guys who like muscular girls. And some who like skinny ones, some like fat, some like trannies and amputees for fuck's sake.

tl:dr different strokes for different folks, no one gives a shit about your opinion.
>> Anonymous
>>173463
haha, intimidated by big guys?
>> Anonymous
I love big girls with their curves, jelly rolls and love handles.
>> Papirkurv !!ufC+EOK+aTQ
Hey, fuck you OP! I liek me a good chubber now and again.
>> Anonymous
1. Vegans/Vegetarians who's sole purpose in life is telling carnivorous people how unhealthy and morally wrong meat is, and subsequently trying to convert them.

2. Vain pricks that only work on their upper body cause "the girls dig it" or some shit.

3. Vain bitches that refuses a guy cause he doesnt have pumped up abs.

and much more, but number 1 really pisses me of, kindda like religious idiots
>> Anonymous
I like fat girls, but only because they can be disrespected and humiliated more than skinny girls, because they don't matter as much.
>> Anonymous
I HATE HATE HATE people who think that you can spot burn fat. All the dumbasses doing crunches to get rid of their gut all the stupid ab machines advertised on tv that convince people that spot burning works.
>> Anonymous
MISMATCHED DUMBBELL BARS
>> Anonymous
>>174817
I laughed.
>> Anonymous
On a fat girl, everything feels like tits
>> Anonymous
I feel offended by fat people. Even chubby people. I look at them I think less of them.

Especially family members. Pisses me off when I see the shit they eat. I just want to yell them to STOP EATING THAT SHIT ITS DISGUSTING.
Also, people who exercise but have no sort of diet plan.
People who have no idea about how to eat properly.
People who assume all calories are equal.
Fat. People.
>> Dr Faggot
Niggers at my gym.
>> JESUS
Faggots who dress like faggots.

I.e gloves, headbands etc.
>> Anonymous
>>174829
they take their shirt off and suddenly TITS EVERYWHERE
>> Anonymous
reading all teh thread it seems that the general rage consensus is misinformation, ignorance and lazyness.
>> Anonymous
twigs who weigh less than 200 pounds thinking they're allowed to have their own opinion.
>> Dr Faggot
I hate niggers and people who think they can bench more than me, because they can't.
>> Anonymous
What he said
>> Anonymous
guys like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFhJ5SHxeIc
>> Anonymous
>>173364
1. fat people who blame others for them being fat (genetics, ect.)
2. fat people that don't know why they're fat
3. fat people who buy stuff from infomercials, and never use them, to try to lose weight
4. fat people who go on dehydration diets and are like "LOL I LOSE SO MUCH FAT I AM THE BEST" and once they give up because its "too hard for them", and gain all the water weight back.
5. fat people who count their work, or daily routine as cardio so they "don't have to work out"
6. "I'm healthy, it's jsut taht everyone else is to judgemental"

Yep, I hate a lot of fat people, but not all.
>> Anonymous
>>174917
didn't mean to reply to a certain post, it's just a habbit of mine
>> Anonymous
>>174920
NO WORRIES, FELT KIND OF HONOURED THAT YOU RESPONDED TO MY POST.
>> Anonymous
>>174852
you rage at people who do alternating curls??
>> JESUS
>>174927
I think he meant the posture.
>> Anonymous
>>173385
Because your types are all too common, and have affected the layouts of popular gyms.

180 square fucking feet dedicated to dumbells (curlz), 500+ sq ft dedicated to treadmills and stationary bikes, but only one squat rack, and deadlifts/olympic lifts are banned? No wonder no one sees lasting results in the gym these days.

Enjoy the day the muscles you've neglected betray you.
>> Anonymous
>>174852
hahaha, he needs to work on his shoulders. And also on his form
>> Anonymous
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>>twigs who weigh less than 200 pounds thinking they're allowed to have their own opinion.

Haha! You're fat!!
>> Anonymous
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1. People who think that SQUATZ and HIIT are the end all to fitness, and anybody who does anything else is a piece of shit that doesn't know anything.

2. How every guy on /fit/ mysteriously seems to be over 6 feet tall even though being over 6 feet tall is probably around a 15% occurrence in most populations. But I know they probably don't do it on purpose, since almost nobody measures their height correctly, and measurement unit conversions tend to get fucked up.

3. How every time a girl posts on /fit/ asking for advice with a pic, people will always say she looks fine and to not change anything, but any guy who posts a pic is automatically a skinny out of shape faggot unless he looks like Brad Pitt in Troy. Even then, I bet somebody would still have something to say about it.

4. SPORT BEANZ (pic related)
>> Anonymous
>>175020
>3. How every time a girl posts on /fit/ asking for advice with a pic, people will always say she looks fine and to not change anything
I give them constructive criticism all the time =(. Granted it's usually in a "well, you're more /fit/ than most girls I see, but it seems like you've neglected x, y and z" format, but at least it's not "OMG CHANGE NOTHING I'D FUCK YOU IN A HEARTBEAT SO RONERY T_T"
>> Anonymous
>>175020
THE ENERGY JELLYBEANS?

I actually got some help/advice when i posted my pics.
>> Anonymous
When you'll get up to 6-10 guys all stood round 1 machine, and taking 45 minutes to use the thing before they move onto the next one

People who ask for a spotter on A FUCKING SMITH MACHINE

People who do it wrong, know they're doing it wrong, and continue to do it wrong
>> PetBot
Nothing makes me rage.

Is there something wrong with me?
>> Anonymous
>>175033
What's even more fucked is the assumption that goes with that faggotry : That women only get in shape to appease men. Yet whenever there are threads that claim that less muscular men are more attractive to women, you get a thousand " WE DON'T DO IT FOR THE WOMEN" faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>175020

I sense dragon ball Z cosplay with those green energy beans...
>> Anonymous
>>175047
womens purpose in life is to appease men
>> Anonymous
>>173472

i second that, its not about bullying people around and getting girls, its about feeling great about yourself and feeling strong.

when i was skinny i would have said "but i do feel great!". I just didn't know any better really. these days I truly feel amazing being muscular and strong and having a fully capable body. it really affects you psychologically.

i dont get dreams about being chased
i dont get dreams about being naked in public
i dont get dreams where i am not in control
i can shower naked in the locker room

etc etc, its these things that really help your mental health, not to mention the usefulness of being strong. i have helped pick up and move unconscious people up stairs and shit, i can help people move, I can hold a girls shit for her with no problem, its just.... great to be strong.

I don't do it to bully people or to be mean to people. and it DOES make me sad that so many guys are purposefully avoiding strength and muscle gain because "girls dont like it" or they are afraid of being labelled a "roid rager".

Guys, heres a tip, the longer you live in a body that is big and strong, the more comfortable you feel in it. my first goal was to be 165lbs and i thought that would be a perfect weight for me, but when i finally reached it it felt too easy and i didn't feel strong or fit enough. so i went to 185lbs. now i feel kind of strong but i want to really push myself to the limit. with my personality, i really don't enjoy being the center of attention or anything, but the longer i walked around at this weight, the more confident i became in it and i didn't really care if people looked or thought i was vain or whatever, because i know that's not me and they can go fuck themselves if they think otherwise. now my next goal is 200 - 215lbs, because for a height of 5"10, this is where the sweet spot for optimum strength/bodyweight ratio

i feel sad for people who haven't experienced what it feels like to be truly strong
>> Anonymous
>>175086

The feeling of getting progressively stronger after every lifting day feels awesome.

I have to actually concentrate when I push open doors to make sure I don't fire it round on its hinges into the opposing wall. My legs feel pretty good too... like I could jump 50ft.

Also feels good to be able to pick up girls and sling them over my shoulder against their will... and dump them into a bush. They love that shit, with the twigs up their ass, they might be cursing and screaming at me... but I know they're getting wet at the possibility of me tossing them round a bedroom in a rampant display of sexual POWER FUCK YEAH WUT!?!??
>> Anonymous
>>175186
have you tried pressing them over your head?
that feels even more awesome than putting them on your shoulders
>> Anonymous
1. Friends who get mad at me when I say I want to lose fat and tell people that I think I'm fat. (I'm like "could lose 10 lbs" fat).

2. People (girls) who think doing lifting routines will make you XBOX HUEG.

3. food in my braces.
>> Anonymous
I hate hetero women. I've been around males and females and hetero women are simply pathetic. They have, like, no clue. It's fucking stupid when a girl comes up to me and says "Yeah, she's crazy but she got herself a boyfriend!", like it was an heroic event, and then shows a picture and what the fuck? I know I'm a lesbian and all, but that's a fat slob. I know a big portion of guys here are like that, and what I'm mad about is not that he's fat, just that there's no way in fucking hell that she actually likes him (I know the girl in question, by the way :P). She's just with him because she fucking needs to be with someone. How is that for pittyful? Get some fucking self-confidence, bitches!
>> Anonymous
>>175190

Oh god I have to do this. YES.

I'm also working on planche and handstand push-ups... just because. It freaks people out when they see an XBAWKS sized lifter doing push-ups with his feet off of the floor.
>> Anonymous
I am female and around 10lbs overweight. I am short though 5'2" and am getting a gym membership to flatten my tummy a bit. I am sticking to a diet of 1/2 cup plain yoghurt with berries and 1/4 cup of hemp granola on top , then a mixed green salad and about 150g of chicken breast. think this diet can keep me going through the daily excercise? any tips?
>> Anonymous
>>175232

sneaky troll is sneaky
>> Anonymous
1. Anyone that claims they know how to do anything in the gym perfectly.

2. Evangelical HITT practicioners. No, it's not the end all, be all of working out.

3. Anyone that spends more then 15 minutes on one workout. If you have to rest for five minutes between sets, you are doing it wrong.

4. People that hate others for wanting to get into shape. Welcome them and help them, you jackass.

5. People that don't know when to shut the hell up in a gym and workout.

6. The douche bags that walk away from a piece of equipment to talk to someone and then get pissed when you move in to work out. "I WAS WORKING OUT!" "I'm on my third set, where the hell have you been?" I've had this conversation.
>> Anonymous
>>175258

All very good reasons I work out at home.

With my poorman sandbags.
>> Mark !tsGpSwX8mo
1) 300 pound monster who think that arms the size of skulls is being really fit and healthy.

2) faggets that do exercises 6 times a week but never work on their legs.

3) People who constantly say that they're doing alot of crunches a day to get bigger abs (which is false because abs are mostly body fat) but exclude every other muscle.
>> Anonymous
ITT: impotent intolerance
>> Anonymous
>>175258

3. ????

You ever lifted properly before?

I never take 5 mins out... but after a fucking heavy squat set... I need some time to rest. Each lift can take 20 mins+ with warm-up and rest periods.
>> Anonymous
>>175260

The closest gym near me is a college gym, and the place is infested with lifter bros and guidos
>> Anonymous
>>175300

sounds pretty cash brah
>> Anonymous
>>175275
yeah that guy is stupid

I'l rest 5 - 8 minutes if I'm doing a heavy single clean & jerk
>> Anonymous
People not using full range of motion.

Bench Press: Oh that's a really impressive weight. Let me see you touch your chest with it.
Pull-ups: You don't need to go all the way down and dangle (hurts your tendons) but dammit, try to go past 90 degrees.
SKWATZ: Sorry, that rep doesn't count. Go parallel or go home.
Leg Press: If you're going to steal all the 45lb. plates in the gym, you better have a range of motion longer than my calf extensions.
>> Anonymous
>>175401
>You don't need to go all the way down and dangle (hurts your tendons)
Wait what? I've never heard this before. Hasn't hurt mine at all yet.
>> Anonymous
>>175405

Hanging all the way down on pull-ups stretches the tendons and can cause tendinitis later. You should try to maintain some tension in your biceps during the entire exercise
>> Anonymous
>>175411
Oh, so you mean like a dead hang, nevermind then. I maintain significant tension the entire time, but I still go down to almost straight-armed (maybe like 175 degrees, so a tiny bend), and tend to keep a pretty wide grip.
>> Anonymous
I HATE ALL PEOPLE

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
>> Anonymous
going to a dead hang on each rep makes it harder, some people it hurts, some it doesn't.

same with calves, dont bounce the reps, at the bottom, wait 1 second then press up, this removes all the bounce from the tendons and the muscles do all the work