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HALP Anonymous
So...I'm not fat, but i am weak as shit. I don't have a gut, but there's no muscle in my stomach either. I have never really worked out except when i did for a year back in high school. Also, I have a fat ass and have cellulite and stretch marks and shit on my upper legs/ass. Halp me to become atractive please /fit/! Where should i start? The fat assery isn't really visible through pants, and i only weigh 145 at 5' 9"
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>> Anonymous
tits or gtfo

and http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/Starting_Strength_Wiki
>> Anonymous
>>386366
I'm a dude.
>> Anonymous
with cellulite?
>> Anonymous
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do pushups until it hurts and then KEEP DOING THEM until you literally can't lift yourself off the ground. do bicycle crunches the same way. rinse and repeat.
>> Anonymous
>>386371
yes
>> Anonymous
So you are a skinny fuck with a fat ass and cellulite ?
dear god...
>> Anonymous
>>386398
wat?
>> Anonymous
>>386398
Then what's the quickest way to get my ass in to shape?
>> belo
>>386439
in before squatz
>> Anonymous
>>386439
SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
gym membership and google

/thread bitch
>> Anonymous
>>386439
it's in the first reply
>> Anonymous
>>386446
Damn you.