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Anonymous
What are some healthy ways to sweeten oatmeal that don't involve sugar or sugar substitutes (ie splenda and the like). I know oatmeal is good for you but it's a goddamn chore to eat it plain and throwing some fruit in it by itself doesn't really solve things.
>> Anonymous
I have it with skim milk, and its fine to me, maybe I'm just used to it. Ive heard some people like to put in a bit of honey though.
>> Anonymous
Vanilla protein powder. But really, you're not on this planet in order to eat tasty things. Find something else to fulfill you as a human being... like fapping on /d/.
>> Anonymous
While we're at it, anyone have suggestions for plain yogurt as well?
>> Anonymous
Cum. The bonus is you get extra protein.
>> Anonymous
>>181873
Actually, put oatmeal in your yogurt, oddly enough, plus a serving of pineapple. That's my breakfast.

Then go jizz on your gf, cause pineapple makes it taste good... or so I hear.
>> Anonymous
>>181876

It's true. My cum used to taste like shit before i changed my diet, now its so good i fire it into my breakfast every morning.
>> Anonymous
Pineapple is chock full of sugar dude, that shit is worse than bananas.
>> Anonymous
>>181880
Unprocessed sugar isn't going to kill you.

I tend to put a handful of raisins or sultanas into porridge, but I'm not looking to lose weight at all so I don't give two shits about calories and the likes.

Also putting oats into yoghurt with fruit and honey makes a great breakfast, a good variety of carbs (low+some high GI to get you going) a bit of protein and some nutrients as well.
>> Anonymous
I use stevia.
>> Anonymous
fruit, honey, maple syrup
>> Anonymous
Maple syrup
real maple syrup.
full of nutrients
>> Anonymous
Molasses, diced apples, and raisins.
>> Anonymous
agave or honey
>> Anonymous
Raisins and almonds.
>> Anonymous
More milk. Oatmeal is better if less dense.
>> Anonymous
Christ, stop being a bitch and just use Splenda or a little bit of cinnamon and honey. Natural honey has a lot of vitamins and you only need like half a teaspoon to give it a sweet taste, which is like 10 fucking calories.
>> Anonymous
The menstrual blood of unbaptized virgins.
>> Anonymous
I love using hot cocoa powder. I found this one that only has 25 calories a pack as well, shit's awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>181879
Lolling so hard it hurts.