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MAN! What's up with this martial arts shit? I've been practicing Judo for 5 years and this untrained nigger beats the shit out of me. I didn't have a chance. I couldn't throw the huge nigger, grip the huge nigger, anything. What the hell? I thought this was supposed to make me strong not weaker than the average nigger.
>> Anonymous
Maybe you suck ass. Yeah, that must be it. I never have problems throwing people in an alive environment.

Also, just how hueg was he? And how big are you? No matter how good you are it's always going to be hard to throw some 240lb dude when you yourself weigh 130lbs. Prolly shoulda gone for the trip instead, brah.
>> Anonymous
Bigger guy always wins
Blacker guy always wins
>> Anonymous
way to give your story zero context
>> Anonymous
>>473655
He looked pretty huge, I'm 120 lbs 5"6.
>> Anonymous
>>473657
Alright, here I go:

He punched me in the jaw for no apparent reason, I fell down, got back up and asked him what the fuck he did it for, he started making fun of me etc. I go in to grab him, I grab him, he grabs my left arm and like, knees it or something and it hurt like hell. I'm not even sure if it's broken(I'm typing with my right hand), it's still hurting like hell. He then sent an elbow to the back of my head sending me on the ground again and then he backs away just staring at me. I get up, I back away and then he starts dashing at me, grabs me by the head and then sends a knee into my fucking FACE. I didn't get knocked down, but I wobble while walking backwards, I end up getting my balance back and then charging at him preparing to grab him by the arm and throw him. I get really close and then he does some kind of low kick thing against my legs and I fall to the ground. I'm unable to get up, he kicks me in the stomach a few times and walks away.

Sorry for my terrible grammar, but this is basically what I remember. And I don't think my left arm is broken but there's a huge bruise.
>> Anonymous
you don't have to worry it's normal martial arts lost it's original purpose long time ago. I practice karate and i know it's nothing more than a game, i do it only to keep fit
>> Anonymous
>>473667
sounds like your ass got ripped up by Muay Thai.
>> Anonymous
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You gotta get that look back, Eye of the Tiger
>> Anonymous
>>473667
Sounds like Muay Thai to me, using his Elbows and Knees for fightan.
>> Anonymous
>>473679
>>473675
I don't know man.
>> Anonymous
shoot him in the knee next time rest assured no martial art can face guns
>> Anonymous
>untrained nigger

what makes you so sure?
>> Anonymous
>>473706
Because he looked poor as hell, I don't think he'd be able to pay for the training.
>> Anonymous
>>473726


Well he had probably been in tons of street fights before.

How many had you done, pale skinny whitey?
>> Anonymous
>>473734
None, but I spar a lot in the dojo.
Which pretty much proves my point that the martial art that I'm learning or dojo that I'm going to isn't going to help me and it's a waste of time.

Maybe I should just go fight with niggers on a daily basis. That'll help
>> Anonymous
>>473739

>None, but I spar a lot

Y DID I LOOSE FIT????

The more brutal the martial art you are training is the closer you are getting to the real thing. That's why I think an MMA or a muaythai champion has the best chance of winning a street fight.
>> Anonymous
Maybe you should have used an actual takedown instead of grabbing his arm like a dumbass.
>> Anonymous
>>473753
If I would have taken him down to the ground he probably would have broken my neck, he was at least 6"7 and he had some huge muscles.
>> Anonymous
BIGGER GUY ALWAYS WINS
BLACKER GUY ALWAYS WINS
GUNNER GUY ALWAYS WINS
KNIFER GUY ALWAYS WINS VS FISTER GUY.

Martial arts are stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>473755

>he was at least 6"7
>None, but I spar a lot
>looked poor
>had some huge muscles.
>huge nigger
>I'm 120 lbs 5"6.

>this untrained nigger beats the shit out of me.
what?
>> Anonymous
>MAN! What's up with this martial arts shit? I've been practicing JuDO

>juDO

It's a fucking sport, not a system of self-defence.

You need to study a system that lets you deflect strikes and grabs and deliver the sort of devastating hit that'll change an attacker's mind.
>> Anonymous
OP is lucky to be alive.
>> Anonymous
>>473774
yah im done with this thread. What the fuck is this shit the worst trolling attempt in the history of the 4chan. Or just a complete fuck tard. who cares
>> Anonymous
>>473779

They claim Aikido is a system of self defence. I'd like to see how an aikido master defends himself against a heavyweight muaythai fighter.
>> gay
/fit/ gets easier to troll every day
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
Hey fit guess what happened today?

There was this smug little white boy I saw bragging about had he's a judo master. Do I ran up and socked him in the jaw. He asked me why I did it and I told him that you shouldn't brag about your marital art but I donno if he heard me. I was pretty sure that he was going to try to grab me so when he did I kneed him in the arm. Then I smacked him right in the back of the head with an elbow. I didn't hit him that hard but he feel over anyway. I backed away cuz the fights done then he dashed at me again! I grabbed the fucker by the head and kneed him in the face. I then proceeding to leg kick him to the ground and follow up with several kicks to the stomach.

O yeah did I mention I'm the UFC CHAMPION ANDERSON SILVA?
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
>>473815
Sorry for the spelling, I'm a dumb poor negro.
>> sage sage
sage
>> Anonymous
>>473779
Don't see why that matters. Wrestling is a sport too, but it's one of the few ground-focused martial arts that can hold its own against BJJ in mixed martial arts competitions.
>>473782
Most likely a legit "Aikido master" would kill a heavyweight muay thai fighter. However, nine times out of a ten a typical muay thai fighter would pound the shit out of a aikido practicioner.
>> sage sage
sage
>> Anonymous
>>473879

Ok let's say a MMA fighter who has mastered brazillian jiu jitsu and uses muay thai for striking?
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>>473904
why cant we say an MMA fighter who is a wrestler, boxer, and judo player?
>> Anonymous
>>473667
seeing guys getting their ass kicked turn me on.
Post pictures of yourself, kind sir.
Or at least describe youe appearence so that I may fap.
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>>473906
Or an MMA fighter who is a Sambo champ and judo player
>> Anonymous
Martial arts suck, take up fucking boxing. You'll kick his ass then
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>>473918
Theodore Roosevelt agrees, except mix that in with some judo and wrestling
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
Boxing is martial arts...
>> Anonymous
fuck trying to grip for a uchi-mata or some shit, just go in for a single or double for fucks sakes.

if you can't get a single or double on a random nigger and you've been doing judo for 5 years, you're at a fucking mcdojo
>> Anonymous
>>473930
a counter to a single leg or double would be uchi mata. i say go with what white belts know and just slam him with a ogoshi or spear his head into the ground with osoto gari
>> Anonymous
>>473922
Yup.

Pretty much every street fight I've seen with guys of similar size, the boxer always wins vs martial artists.
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OP needs to do more uchi komis and randori with bigger guys
>> Anonymous
>>473934
>>473938

>I couldn't throw the huge nigger, grip the huge nigger
DURRHURR SHOULDA USED THROWS THAT RELY ON YOU GETTING A GRIP OP

unless you're going out fighting nigger wrestlers, you've been doing judo for 5 fucking years, you should just take the easy shot and get him to the ground.
>> Anonymous
>>473948
well, gripping and clinching are 2 different things, even if you shoot for a low single, you still initiate a clinch. With that set up even a 5 year judoka should be able to set up osoto (out side leg trip in wrestling) or an ouchi gari (inside trip in wrestling).

You have to keep in mind most judo schools probably touch on moroto (single/ double legs) but dont practice a lot of uchi komis for them. however the first instinch for a judoka should be to tie up, even a head lock can set up kubi nage (which is just ogoshi with a headlock)
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
>>473936
Boxing is considered a martial art retard.
>> Anonymous
PROTIP "strict" martial arts such as judo make you actually less able at a real fighting situations because they are too dependant on the opponent being in just the right posture and reacting exactly as expected when executing a move, such as throw or a lock. Try a more adaptive martial art if you want other benefits than some extra cardio and social interaction.
>> Anonymous
>>473983
judo isn't all that strict, it depends on your coach. and of course you. Remember that Kano (the guy that invited judo) wanted the judoka to keep a lose and flexible mind so they can adapt their waza to anything situation. That is how BJJ was birthed. When Count Madea taught the Gracie brothers judo, they were able to use the same basic principles and modify them for their body type and general situations
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