I have a bunch of diarrhea turds up my butt how do I keep from shitting myself in class today
Go the bathroom
SQUATZOh wait.
>>347678too many turds too little time I have class in an hour
>>347683Skip class.
you can move it back into the stomach if you stand on your head for long enough.
Oh, my... Isn't that the molasses monster from "Candy Land"?
>>347703YES!
Stick a huge wad of tissue paper in between your buttcheeks and slightly up your ass. Slight damping optional for not drying out and irritating the anus.Might not be a perfect seal, but it does work for helping you keep it in.
>>347674LOTS 'O' SQUATZ!@!11
stay home
fukken enema