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Anonymous
What's the easiest way to lose weight without exercising or cutting back on my pop consumption?
>> Anonymous
Suicide.
>> Anonymous­
A knife.
>> Anonymous
There's nothing easy about what you're suggesting. It's near impossible. I hate dieting and love tasty shit as much as the next guy, but you have to cut out some of that shit. If you want to half-ass it, drink juice and sweet tea instead of soda. Not ideal, but it has half the sugar of one can of Coke.
>> Anonymous
Vomit
>> Anonymous
Cut off your legs.
>> Anonymous
tie a large balloon around your neck
>> Anonymous
>>172802
>>172804
>>172814
>>172821
>>172824
Faggots.
OP, just go on the sausage diet. Your meals will revolve around sausages, with a source of carbs (since protein and fats are already covered). An example meal would be 3-4 sausages covered in cheese with garlic mashed potatoes (you need your veggies) on the side. Eat like this 6 meals a day and you'll start shedding fat in no time. Make sure your sausages are the good kind, thick and juicy, not those shitty microwave ones. The real sausages have tons of important nutrients needed by your body. Don't worry about exercise, as long as you stick to this diet you won't need it. Good luck OP.
>> Anonymous
>>172832

fuck, im getting hot just imagining someone eating that
>> Anonymous
>>172832

/r/ing pics
>> Anonymous
bulimia
>> Anonymous
you could eat what your eating now just less of it. like 2 meals a day instead of 3. or 3 meals, but half the portion your used to