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dick question Anonymous
so I just got corrective dick surgery, had to shorten it a little (on the one side). They did 3x small incisions on the side of the main pressure tube, and stiched em up with dissolvable stiches

chief urologist said 'its gonna be decent in 10 days'. I was told by everyone to take the presure wrap off in 3 days. Then some young nurses said before I left 'no sexual activity for 1 month'

when can I jack it?
>> OP !!gluDwBvdKSM
1 month from now
>> Anonymous
>>459225
"Then some young nurses said before I left 'no sexual activity for 1 month'"
>> Anonymous
holy crap 1 month thats a long time
seriously guys?

you think i could test an erection in like 1 week and see how it feels or would i bleed out you think?

Im a pretty quick healer, lots of protein in my diet
>> Nomad
somewhat successful troll is somewhat successful.
i hope you bleed to death....
>> Anonymous
>>459271
would have to be a pathetic troll for me to keep coming back to check on the thread.

for the past 21 years ive been masturbating and a virgin because my dick was curved 45 degrees to the left. psychosocial development is my excuse

so REALLY, 1 month?
>> Anonymous
>>459285

Hey, penis-bent bro! I've got quite an extreme curve to the left, posted it on board before it become "worksafe" and it got laughed at and "an hero" etc.
I'm curious, how dangerous is the operation, and how expensive? Sincerely doubt the state would pay for my cock to be somewhat straighter.
Do you have any before/after shots prepared maybe? So I can compare the curve.
>> Anonymous
>>459303
i had to see several urologists, not everyone is comfortable doing the surgery in the first place. There are 2 methods; carving out several vertical elipses on the side of the shaft, or creating horizontal incisions on the side of the shaft that will close up horizontally with stiches.

the incision method is better, theres less chance for nerve damage... and apparently that risk is negligible. less than 24 hours after the operation, Im in no pain whatsoever; the only downside was nausea after the anesthesia.

there aren't really any downsides to the procedure, and Im not sure about the cost, my incredible health insurance covered it.
(probably atleast 10k)

I have before pictures, but basically it's a 'nice looking' 6.5-7.5 (depending how you measure) dick with a very uniform curve to the left, with the tangent line at the tip creating 45 degrees with the base.

if you have upward or downward curvature, it's much more difficult to correct (and requires other types of procedure). Side curvature is supposed to be relatively straightforward and easy to do.... the nerves in your dick all run down the top of your penis.
>> Anonymous
>>459337

Cool, thanks. First actual information I have regarding the issue. Guess the next step is to talk to the doc.
>> Anonymous
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>>459225
OP here:
will getting semi-erections speed up my recovery? Not full on stiffies, but just to get a little blood flow in the tissue?

What does fit think?
>> Anonymous
JESUS MAN DONT FUCKING EXPERIMENT WITH YOUR COCK"N"BALLS.

when can i this? think i should that?

1 month means one month. dont fucking touch it just forget its there fucking A how old are you anyway like 16
>> Anonymous
>>460076
21, I mentioned it. Yeah... but after I woke up (after the overnight stay) I told a urologist I had a partial boner, and he said something like 'yeah that should be negligible, we stitched you up all around' ...... that, and I think 1 month is kinda like 'worst case scenario' for slow healing right?

I eat a bunch of protein, that will help right? I mean.... you think its really not worth risking at all?

1 month is like forever in wanking terms
>> Anonymous
>>460076
I have a paris 'lotus' fleshlight coming in the mail with a bunch of lube!!!!
>> Anonymous
Dude, it's your fucking penis, you only get one. Don't fuck it up and just wait the month out.
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT NEW PROBLEM

I go to sleep last night, and I wake up about 5 times with partial boners. I sit up and relax as fast as I possibly can so that the stitches dont pop out.

HOW DO I STOP DREAMING ABOUT TITTIES AND VAG??????????

My life is hell
>> Anonymous
why do you guys have to give me sound medical advice.... this is 4chan. seriously?
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DON'T FAP OR THE STITCHES WILL COME OUT AND SPERM WILL COME OUT THE SIDE OF YOUR PENIS!
>> Anonymous
take it up the ass
>> Anonymous
>>460197
this brah
>> Anonymous
is one born with a bent penis or could you actually give yourself a curvature by fapping all the time?