Why is it that fat people almost always take liquid shits, and skinny people have the largest, driest logs?
skinny people are eating their OATZ
Obese people will never know the satisfaction of pushing a wide, dry log out of their butt.
Fatties have a high intestinal molarity which retains water. Or summat.
Your theory holds no water (HA! WATERY SHITS!) as I am rather on the heavy side myself and I take HUEG LIEK XBOX, ass-ripping logshits.
My shit is so fucking dense it's ridiculous.Occasionally I have to get a plunger just to force it down the toilet.
The composition of your shits is based on your diet, fucktard - not how fat you are/aren't.
i'm fat and my shits aren't liquid.