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Anonymous
ok, so now that there is a I guess I can ask this sort of embarrassing question here ...

I can't get laid (or get a blow job) because my cock is too big. It's only about 5 inches in length, but it's about as thick around (girth?) as a tennis ball container. I've had two girls break up with me because of it. When they see it they say it wont fit and I made my last GF bleed trying to get inside her.

So basically what I want to know is there any way to make it smaller??
>> Anonymous
Make one of those medievil stretching racks, stretch ur dick a bit longer. Then it'll be a little bit longr than normal. lol
>> Anonymous
Thundersplace forums.

Also, post pics or it's not real.
>> Anonymous
Bwahaha!
>> Anonymous
>>110135

Truth

Also op, I'm sure there is surgery you can have to make it smaller.
>> Anonymous
tinwop
>> Anonymous
>>110149
Yeah but then he's going to make a thread crying about how his dick is too small.
>> Anonymous
take books. preferable heavy ones. place penis on table. situate books on top of said penis. flatten out.

go form this

0__
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0

to this:
B==========D
>> Anonymous
just walk around with your penis out. you'll get some womans attention
>> Anonymous
>>110690
this...
or you could get one of those dick puller things
>> Anonymous
I guess you could squeeze harder when you jack off?
>> Anonymous
>>110776
>>110690
lulz
OP, you either seriously fucked something up with your dick's growth or are trolling. I mean, there are some weird deformations people get, but... A wide dick? Come on.
>> Anonymous
Tie a piece of string round your cock and the other end onto a breeze block.

Throw the breeze block off a pier.

Enjoy your long penis.
>> Anonymous
>>110126

OP - I hope you don't listen to any of these retards about doing stupid shit to your dick. I'm glad this is an anon. forum though because it makes it easy for me to say that I have practically the same exact problem. I'm about 6.5" and extra thick but probably not as thick as a tennis ball container.

1.) I hope you're exaggerating or really bad at estimating...

2.) I've had women who can't take me and women who can but for whom it's always very tight (even the ones who can).

* Enjoy the women who can take you and keep looking for them.

* If you are TRULY as thick as a tennis ball container you should probably seek professional medical advice.

* Because of this "difference" I truly do not get sex as often as the average guy... you may have to accept this as your personal curse. There are worse things because when you're thick:
- Oral sex is better - it really is.
- Women who will take you - always having a tight-feeling pussy is very cool.... plus these are the women that will worship you because you'll be the only person who can ever truly get them to orgasm.
>> Anonymous
19cm long and 17cm in circumference here. since when did it matter what the bitch feels?