File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
i was bored this morning and i was alone. so i decided to fuck my vacuum hose. it felt ok and i got hard. but now for some reason my penis fells bloated and its hurts its not large like my penis is bigger its large like holy shit somethings wrong. help
>> Anonymous
Go see a doctor.

Tell him you fucked a vacuum.
>> Anonymous
troll alert... but if true you just learned why astronauts wear pressurized suits nigga.
>> Anonymous
>i decided to fuck my vacuum

Only on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
vacuums are my thing, take some inflammatory ( ie Tylenol Advil etc.) The swelling with go down after a few days. Also put some ice in a zip lock bagie and wrap that in a towel and then wrap your dick in that ( only do this for 15 to 30 mins at a time or until it get uncomfortable you don't want to freeze your dick off. helps the swelling go down faster ).
Next time make sure to lube up the hose and turn the vacuum setting down to low. It will take a little while longer for you to cum and you won't damage your dick. The more you do it the higher you can turn it.

enjoy
>> Anonymous
.......... I cant believe im feeding this but you fucked a vacuum. It sucks therefore acting like a penis pump and if you ever tried one you know they hurt like hell but do the job.
GJ anon, you successfully enlarged your obviously small enough penis to fit in a vacuum to "medium" status
>> Anonymous
>>292606
i fucked my vacuum well b4 2004