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timbo timbo
yo
either u like me or u don't
yes u do
it's monday
CLuB's closed NiGGaZ
so ask me anything,
i been seeing alot of bitch threads lately niggas can't keep their chicks or get some so wassup homes u want sum real advice bark with me if ur my dawg awwwwwwwruuuuuuuuu shit i almost got into a fight this weekend for grindin some ho @ da club
so yea whats new in TIMBO-land u ask
i'm 100% sure takin some martials art shit soon
and last week i was up in colorado n shit, denver was aight i dig that amphithratre u got in the rocky mountains son

aioght so let's make this /fit/ related by me sayin i lost like 2 kg of mussle, i'm on a fruit diet basically it's a thang u know for my hoes u only eat fruits so they give u blowjobs @ da CLuB easier haha it's pretty crazy but it works


well thats all for now,
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>> CWheezy !!bJFrM5LONOF
Yo timbo, I'm a pretty tall guy, so I have problems dancin with them really short hoes, what should I do?
>> Anonymous
Hey timbo I'm a fat guy but I'm getting there. Should I learn the techniques for dancing first before continuing my weight loss journey, or should I get jacked first so dem hoes will notice me before learning to dance?
>> Anonymous
hey timbo, i want to drug rape you and make a suit from your skin. when is a good time to come around?
>> Anonymous
>>430082

Hey timbo i think you should fuck yourself up the ass with a sharp instrument, what do you think?
>> Anonymous
Hey timbo how do I get a bigger penis without taking pills?
>> timbo timbo
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>>430096
u wanna keep eye contact with the girl
make sure u not too touchy feely when u first meet her
move in a little closer and once u see her smiling at u take her hand and try spinning her like some basic salsa spin u know what im saying with ur right hand u take her right hand and the spin ends in grindin and u grind her ass BOI and u get her phone number bang bang it's OVER and u hook up

shit son reminds me of last month i spinned 2 chicks simultaneously

haha
TIMBO
>> timbo timbo
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>>430116
why not get in shape AND learn some moves
i mean there's like youtube 4 free nigga with basic moves all over the shit
ur not too busy writing a novel or being a CEO of microsoft are u?
stfu and go get chicks


TIMBO
>> timbo timbo
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>>430133
A penile erection occurs when two tubular structures that run the length of the penis, the corpora cavernosa, become engorged with venous blood. This may result from any of various physiological stimuli, also known as sexual arousal. The corpus spongiosum is a single tubular structure located just below the corpora cavernosa, which contains the urethra, through which urine and semen pass during urination and ejaculation, respectively. This may also become slightly engorged with blood, but less so than the corpora cavernosa. After a male has ejaculated during a sexual encounter or masturbation, his erection usually ends, but this may take time depending on the length and thickness of the penis.[1]

Penile erection usually results from exposure to sexual stimulation from sexual arousal, and can also occur due to a full urinary bladder. In some males, erection can occur spontaneously at any time of day; it is known as nocturnal penile tumescence when occurring during REM sleep.

An erection results in swelling, hardening and enlargement of the penis, enabling sexual intercourse. The scrotum may also become tightened during an erection. Erection is not required for all sexual activities.

DR TIMBO
>> CWheezy !!bJFrM5LONOF
>>430136
I'll be fuckin bitches left and right now! Thanks timbo, you're my savior!
>> timbo timbo
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make sure u practice ur dance moves to real music

not konami music of seperiath theme from some final fantaji shit

TIMBO TEACHES
>> timbo timbo
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somethin only few people know about me
this is for all ya'll ViDeoGaMe NiGGaz

i'm pro @ this kinda shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDAHk80L3Ls&feature=related

it keeps the fingers strong u know
if u can finish that game u can finger a ho pretty good

I CAN DODGE BULLETS
and i mean business motherfucka.
u gotta learn da moves
and u then get da pussy
that's just da basics

TIMBO
>> Anonymous
Hey Timbo.

I met this girl like a month ago and we're dating now, and I'd like to have tips on dating meng. I kissed her on the mouth after the 2nd day and I rubbed her pussy after the 6th day. Things are going pretty good but sometimes we're just the two of us in the car, and we're just doing nothing, then we park somewhere, kiss, rinse and repeat.

Also, sometimes she'll refuse that I caress her, she says "We'll do that later". Any advice for me, T Dawg ?
>> timbo timbo
>>430177
maybe she's shy or maybe she didn't wash her pussy or maybe she's on her perioud who knows nigga
maybe she doesn't trust u or maybe she doesn't feel safe dunno maybe u some buddha looking mofo with 2 much mussel tearing her up

maybe u need 2 work on your touching escalation
u gotta work the whole body not just the pussy or it will be awkward start stroking her stomach while still kissing then stop for a second and do the same shit with her thighs and around her pussy but not on it yet now go up the belly again then pussy again and pull her panties down son BAM ITS OVER SHE DESTROYED

FATALITY
KUNG LAO WIN


if she has 2 many hangups about sex i'd make myself less available to her if i were u son and find a bonus chick that's a bit more enthousiastic (go clubbin son)

meh for now just chill back for a week say ur busy and she'll at least miss the rubbing part of it all and then do what i said above
>> timbo timbo
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>>430185
remember ur making out all the time while still doing those timbo moves

she don't even notice her panties is disabled
lol


TIMBO~~
for peace and population multiplication
>> Anonymous
>>430185
K Timbo, thanks man. I WAS rubbing her thighs and breasts for like 2 mins, but she needs more time I guess. Love you bro.