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Anonymous
Dear /fit/
I have officially set my pooper to brick size.
My best freind just drank a bottle of passion pop he found in the gutter (it had been one quater drained allready).Before this he had drunk 4 cruizers, multiple bottles of beer, some vodka (not sure how much) and a home brew combination of juice and many many different beverages.

I just ran 3 killometers to go help him.

While walking him home he claimed that it felt as if he was lurching / jumping foward; also he refused to go to the hospital. he vomited twice and pissed his pants. He was not drunk, I know this for sure. Also i had to practically support his entire body weight as he couldnt stand straight.

Any ideas of what could of been in his drink? How can i help him?

(pic semi related)

also im not sure if this post fits into the catagory of this board. sorry if it doesnt.
>> Anonymous
BUMP FOR HELP
>> Anonymous
call 911?
>> Anonymous
Yeah; 911. Sounds like alcohol poisoning.
>> Anonymous
spoilers: don't drink what you find in the gutter
>> Anonymous
sounds like a normal saturday
>> Anonymous
911. DO IT. NAO
>> Anonymous
This is Natural Selection, OP.

Dont fight it, just let him die.
>> Anonymous
give him milk to drink and then lots of water