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Anonymous
so this true story happened to me earlier tonight
two girls i dont know, both the would be pretty if they weren't fat types, asked me at random what they should go if they wanted to get laid.
so i told them the truth, but apparently life is not like 4chan and they were really pissed at me and my gf now thinks i'm an asshole.
salad bar was not the correct answer
>> Anonymous
I lol'd... and I think you're a more moral person than most for being willing to tell them the truth
>> Anonymous
you told them the TRUTH. The truth is the easiest thing to remember. When they get over it or your gf does, just repeat yourself, repeat the truth. Explain but maybe a tad nicer and they will have to either thank you and get better or continue living in un /fit/ ignorance
>> Anonymous
thats a great lift for your lower back and abs if you have the patience for it.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
I think your instinct was good
Maybe "salad bar" was a little bit too smug of a way to put it

Maybe if you had added the part that they would be pretty if not for being fat types. It would still be hard to take, but you may have come off as slightly less of a douchebag
>> Anonymous
Bar F
>> Anonymous
nice dude, i would have done the same
>> Anonymous
>>102422

I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
i actually burst out with a HAH. lol.

your gf probably agrees with you, but those girls (im assuming they're her friends) will have taken that as "you're fucking fat, you disgust me" and will have bitched to your gf, who deep down probably lol'd like i did, but has to pretend she has solidarity with the chunkay-monkays
>> Anonymous
People hate hearing the uncomfortable truth, OP.
>> Anonymous
Salad bar was correct. "Lose weight" or "slim down" is too vague. You gave them specifics.
>> Anonymous
OP here.
This story didn't actually happen exactly as i reported it.
What actually happened was that i told them that i didn't know where to send them because I'm not cool, but secretly i wanted to fuck them both.
afterwards i thought up the funny stuff.
also, if you believe the stuff people write on 4chan you're morons.
also, i made more than half the posts in this thread
>> rowerfag
>>103871
is a faggot
>> Anonymous
>>103871
that sounds a lot more realistic
>> Anonymous
OP here,

I like the smell of my fart.
>> Anonymous
>>103900
i sometimes cup my hand around my butthole when i fart, then bring it up to my nose