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Zounds! I say, my good man, I have found your Wing Chun to be something of a disappointment. A dispiriting lack of the ol' fisticuffs. And I would be loathe not to include that the legitimacy of the Bujinkan has been measured, weighed, and found sorely wanting...

I have a capital idea! What say you to a spirited round of the 'Jits'? The victor shall be treated to a meal of guinea fowl and ginger cake! Reginald! Fetch me my competition spats!
>> Anonymous
Bully idea good chap. Let me just nip on back to my home and fetch my wrestling jacket. Nothing like a rousing match of strength and skill to get the blood flowing I always say.
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My dear good sirs, you fellows appear to have mistaken, though surely no fault of your own, that this location is dedicated to the discussion of fisticuffs. I say, you're sorely mistaken. Let me disabuse you of that notion; we discuss here health, vitality, and the nature of vigorous exercise of the corporeal, in particular deep knee bends. Bully idea! I shall now partake, but I shall leave you with some aphorisms that I am rather fond of.

Every blooming bloke aspires to be a bodybuilder, but by George, none of them would want to elevate these burdensome weights.

Yesssssss, old chap!!!!
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>>408925

Oh dear my good man, you seem to be mistaken. One should only partake in the lifting of not the lower parts, but the upper parts of oneself. You see old chap the damsels view only above the waistline.

To accomplish this friend, one should partake in the consumption muscular milk, and hydrate oneself with aquatic vitamins. As I say! Coil for the ladies!!!
>> Anonymous
Classy troll is classy.
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>>408964

No, it is aerobic exercises that are best for the body--increases circulation, you see! Running, jumping, swimming, wheeled carts. You muscular bohemiths couldn't outrun a sloth!

I do love a good rousing game of soccer, or "futbol" as the Europeans call it.