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Anonymous
Creatine is half price down some health shop nearby.

I have never used anything like it before. Is it good? Does it work?
>> Anonymous
THIRTY minutes after downing my glass of 5g creatine dissolved in Diet Rite
Cola I noticed that the colors on the wallpaper began to glow and dance like
little elves, then swam like fishes along the ceiling. My pulse began to
increase...Suddenly I felt myself falling backwards, backwards, down a long
tunnel...I was overwhelmed by the smell of cheap Mexican food and felt my hands
begin to throb and then, suddenly, they seemed to be removed from my body and
float in front of my face...The scent of the Mexican food grew stronger as pure
euphoria and oneness with all that is filled my body and all around
me...Overwhelmed by a desire to lick anything at all I ran into the street and
attempted to perform oral sex on the tailpipe of an incredibly attractive late
1970s Corvette...It was hot...I ripped off my clothing and danced naked beneath
the moon, shouting "I am The Slurpee! I am the Hedgehog! I am Burrito
Grande!"...

Hours later I lifted weights and noticed that I had gained 7lbs and was @10%
stronger in most of my lifts...
>> Anonymous
>>154378

That was awesome for an early Wednesday morning... man... thanks for that! Totally LOLd (not OP)
>> Anonymous
>>154378
So it worked, right?
>> Anonymous
it works but it doesn't do wonders, if it's half price you should definitely try it. there's nothing that indicates that it could be harmful anyways.
>> Anonymous
>>154389

it sucks, the first days you keep farting like hell, then your stomache gets a bit inflated, your muscles get a bit sore for a week, and when you stop using it most effect fades quickly