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Anonymous
holy shit, /fit/, the rumors are true

my penis has always been 5.8-5.9 inches, and for the past few months i've been working out hard. Went from 190 lbs to 155 (although im bulking now).

Anyway, a few minutes ago I was fapping, and my penis looked unusually long. So I measured it, and I seem to be pushing 6.3 inches.

I never believed the myth, but wow, I guess it's true.
>> Anonymous
myth?
>> Anonymous
your ruler might have shrunk
>> Anonymous
>>429657
I don't think so. I also measured multiple times in disbelief.
>> Anonymous
yea no shit removing fat from your body includes that little bit that hides your penor. go figure
>> Anonymous
>>429655
You fapped your way close to the speed of light, time dilated and your ruler shrank.

NEXT.
>> Anonymous
I had the same experience, but I wasn't fat to begin with. I wanted to know if I had peen cancer or something so I did some research. It seems that when you lower your body fat and or train your heart to have a lower resting BPM, you increase the elasticity of your arteries and therefore get a larger hard on. Think of how much more a stretchy balloon can inflate compared to an tighter, restricted balloon.
>> Anonymous
I swear my (rather short) dick was longer about 5-6 years ago. I'm about 30 lbs fatter since then so maybe there is hope for me. Probably not though.
>> Anonymous
>>429746
ah, I guess that makes sense too. I did some googling and it mostly came back with the fact that the fat pad around your crotch is lessened.
I wasn't THAT fat either, but it doesn't mean there was nothing there.