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Hey pussies

You fitness faggots make me laugh. All of you are a bunch of metrosexual homos who can't do anything except suck dick and wear tanning lotion. I'm a boxer and I could fuck any of you up with both of my arms tied behind my back. If you homos who think hitting the gym and getting your pecs puffier than the hairdo of a gay popstar will make you better than a fighter-- just let me know and I'll be on my way to give you an uppercut to your balls and a K.O. to your self-worth.

Pic related-- it's me, and I'll fuck you up.
>> Anonymous
cool a boxer eh well 1 your one pussy ass boxer if you need to uppercut to the balls and if thats a pic of you work on your pecs more they seem rather small
>> Anonymous
Troll made me lol
2/10
>> Anonymous
enjoy ur male pattern baldness faggot, go train.
>> Anonymous
dumb-troll doesn't know he's limiting himself to using only his hands by being a strict boxer.

A Good MMA fighter would fuck OP up. Legs, elbows, knees, joint locks, and ground-fighting. Boxer would DIE.
>> Anonymous
>>387874
Come say that to my face faggot
>> Anonymous
>>387876
I don't give a fuck. Boxing gives me the edge over 90% of weight-lifting pussies that I encounter.
>> Anonymous
gj getting arrested for being a dumbfuck
>> Anonymous
>>387879
GJ being a pussy

Pussy
>> Anonymous
i must admit, i lol'd heartily with every fiber of my being.

10/10, enjoy your ball punching
>> Anonymous
>>387878
Perhaps, but in terms of a REAL fight? You're fucked. Boxing is a SPORT - not a real fighting methodology. Perhaps against a body-builder, you'll have an advantage, and boxing has good footwork in general which will help you, but your training will actually hamper you in a real fight, as you've got no technique in your sport to deal with someone who actually knows wth they're doing.
>> Anonymous
>>387888
What is a "REAL" fight? You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. If anyone jumps me in the street I got the sparring experience to give me a solid 90% chance.
>> Anonymous
>>387889

A REAL fight is a fight against someone who actually knows wtf they're doing and has some training in it. a REAL fight is one where your opponent isn't limited to the restrictions that your sport puts on him - he'll use elbows, knees, headbutts, and he may even bite. So you can throw a good punch - big deal. A good fighter will notice your stance, determine that "hey, this dumb motherfucker only knows boxing", and then he'll kick you in the goddamn kneecap. Your sport doesn't have a defense for that, does it? And you'll have a lot of trouble boxing someone when your knee is bent the wrong fucking way, won't you?
>> Anonymous
>>387889

even if you're a troll your still laughable thin.. id let you punch me in the face once just to feel the wimpiness and then proceed to compress you into a human pretzel..

pfft
>> Anonymous
>>387888
His point is that, most likely, nobody he'll be fighting would know what the hell they're doing, so your statement wouldn't apply.

Also, EVERY fighting style is now built for competition rather than practicality, most definitely including MMA. Very rarely (read: never) will someone be taught true one-hundred-percent unregulated MMA, or Tae Kwon Do, or Boxing, or anything. So your argument that "boxing is just a sport" applies just as equally to MMA or any other martial art.

tl;dr: not everyone is an MMA fighter, and even MMA fighters aren't taught how to REALLY fight.
>> Anonymous
sure buds ill break your leg in half with a roundhouse before you even think of throwing a punch.
>> Anonymous
>>387895
I'll include a metaphor that will aid your understanding of my supreme thinking, nerd. By the time he thinks about hitting me in the kneecap I'll have already knocked him out by moving faster than Pikachu's lightning bolts. The point is that my sport gives me the edge of 90% people that I will ever encounter, which is enough to give me a high of confidence that your mother's cracksmoking habits will never be able to match. I don't care about Thai boxers or anyone else because then I can just grab a knife and go crazier than your daddy did when he molested all of you fitness fags.

Damn, it really pays to be a boxer.
>> Anonymous
>>387898

this is true. if you get into a real comprehensive martial art, one where self-defense is the goal and not competition you could prtetty much kill MMA fighters in general. But you just don't see those kinds of people in fights because one they have respect for their art and two they aren't testosterone ridden monkies trying to prove themselves - kinda like OP
>> Anonymous
>>387900
lol discussing with a troll

Go look at the last Kimbo (who is a better boxer than you could ever be in your fucking life) fight against an MMA fighter. See how bad he got fucking demolished in 14 seconds.

Anybody can talk big as much as they want, but words won't help you when your planned-out strategy goes to shit in 5 seconds flat against someone who knows just what they're doing.
>> Anonymous
>>387900

"I'll have already knocked him out by moving faster than Pikachu's lightning bolts"
So say most martial artists who specialize in a single style. "oh, I'll just go faster", or "oh, I just won't let him in my range". Bullshit. You think you're the only person who does some training and is pretty damn quick? You think you're going to get inside the kicking range of a good MMA fighter before he can hit you? You think you can defend against a ground-fighter with your *punching only* sport? You're delusional. I'll admit that your boxing will help you against an untrained individual, but against someone with an equal amount of training in an art that uses the whole body... you're fucked, and if you can't see that, I'm not going to waste my time trying to enlighten you.
>> Anonymous
Stop feeding the troll
>> Anonymous
>>387915
*sigh* That's fucking irrelevant. I don't give a shit about being the best fighter or defeating someone who knows MMA. Just knowing alone that I can fuck up any bodybuilder is enough to be doing a martial art, and boxing is the one that I chose. I don't care about fucking up people in MMA fights. The way I think of it:
Knowing boxing against someone who doesn't know shit = 90% chance of success
Knowing boxing against someone with MMA = 50% chance of success

That's a good enough trade-off for me.
>> Anonymous
Most kicks are long range striking techniques, as my legs are longer than your fucking arms you tool. Youre a one trick pony. How your edge weapon defense, what about blunt. Lol all you can do is punch. Ill run you over with my fucking car, punch your way out of that.
>> Anonymous
>>387921
>Ill run you over with my fucking car, punch your way out of that.
Hahaha, thanks for the laugh!

My only point is that I can fuck up any bodybuilding homo.
>> Anonymous
>>387920
Okay, great. You can beat someone with no training whatsoever. That's like saying I should be proud because I can intellectually defeat a 12 year old.

I guaran-fucking-tee you that if any of those "bodybuilders" that you want to fight so bad actually took the time to learn how to use their body in a fight, you'd be fucking DESTROYED.

Anybody can beat someone who knows absolutely nothing about how to fight. How can you even be proud of that? And even better, how do you think you'll fare against a bodybuilder who learns how to use his strength?

Simple, you won't. You'll fucking die.

>>387918
You have to admit that this is the funniest troll in /fit/ right now
>> Anonymous
>>387923
nah some of em have guns.
>> Anonymous
I love the faggots who think MMA is all that.

Highly skilled boxer is a highly skilled boxer. MMA dude goes for the takedown and gets punched in the back of the head.

Kimbo is not a boxer, he's just a slugger.

by the way, 7/10
>> Anonymous
i love the faggot who thinks that MMA dudes just "tackle and get punched in the back of the head" and then bases this absurd generalizations off of one hack fighter. Wow, talk about now knowing anything.
>> Anonymous
>>387950
7/10 is pretty generous considering this mimics the "Hey faggots my name is john"
>> Anonymous
you people are aware that things not allowed in MMA (eye-gouging, small joint manipulation, biting ,etc.) happen in real life, right?

all the 'faggy worthless shit' you learn from 'useless' martial arts can actually be applied in a street fighting situation.

but boxing is still gay.
>> Anonymous
>>387962
Then prove me wrong, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>387966
It does, but I'm a generous guy and it does hit /fit/ in our MMA-love-gland.
>> Anon|17777|
A challenger appears.
>> Anonymous
I dont want to fight you.. I'd hate to touch a homosexual.
>> Anonymous
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hi guys
>> Anon|17777|
Gotta love it when total /b/tards go to other channels.

Btw op you need a new camera and a new stance if that is in fact you.
>> Anonymous
Wow.

I'm gonna have to stop going into martial arts threads. Seriously. It feels like I'm losing at least a few IQ points with every post I read.

Street vs Sport is a load of shit. Generally speaking, the 'sport' martial arts are going to be the best martial arts, especially if they encompass a wide range of techniques a la Muay Thai or BJJ. Why? Because no matter how many times you practice your t3h d4d13y headbutts and groin kicks on the air or on the heavybag you're never going to be able to practice them with aliveness. Sport martial arts may not encompass ALL techniques that're available to someone, but they do encompass the ones that're safe enough for the fighters to actually use.

Furthermore, by their very nature sport martial arts are competitive. Because of that, efforts are constantly being made improve. Everyone is trying to figure out a newer, more effective way of doing something, and while that may hold true for other martial arts it tends to be less so in those without that element of competition.
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Hey pussies

You boxing faggots make me laugh. All of you are a bunch of metrosexual homos who can't do anything except suck throw punches and dodge blows. I'm a bodybuilder and I could fuck any of your girls with both of my huge arms tied behind my back. If you homos who think hitting the ring and getting your face puffier than the hairdo of a gay popstar will make you better looking than a bodybuilder-- just let me know and I'll be on my way to give you a full body massage and emergency resucitation.

Pic related-- it's me, and I'm fukin sexy.
>> Anonymous
>>388009

I was just about to say you look like carrot top..

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Fucking gimp.

Go use you'r prop's to hang yourself.
>> Anonymous
Did anyone else notice it was Fedor besides>>387988
>> Anonymous
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>>388013
>>you'r prop's
>> Anonymous
Yeah, you seriously look queer, cockfag. I'll bust your nuts.
>> Anonymous
>>388014
Shhh
>> Anonymous
>>388014
I knew the stance looked familiar and the way he held his head but I didn't recognise him. He must be REALLY young in that pic.
>> Anonymous
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Cool story brah
>> Anonymous
>>388000
Christ.

Of COURSE knowing a sport martial art will give you a greater advantage in a street fight. Nobody's doubting that. But there's a big, BIG difference between Tae Kwon Do's focus on scoring points off of your opponents target and, say, motherfucking Kyokushin Karate's focus on knocking the opponent down/out. Hell, in Tae Kwon Do, you can't even HIT to the head in sparring until you're black belt, and even then, it's only kicking. Meanwhile, in Kyokushin or MMA, there's much more liberty with where and with what you can hit with, making it much more practical in a confrontation. The more a sport focuses on competition, the less useful it will be in the street. Simple logic.

And naturally, there are developments in sport martial arts, but only in regards to the sporting aspect of it. Developments in, for example, Tae Kwon Do are mainly developments in how to hit fast enough to score multiple points while leaving you in a position that is unlikely to be countered. While this may help a bit in an actual confrontation, knowing how to hit a lot and knowing how to knock a guy out are two different things altogether.

tl;dr: some styles are more practical than others.
>> Anonymous
OP here

I'm still better than all of you pussies
>> Anonymous
>>388108
get out, this conversation has moved on without you
>> Anonymous
>>387866
Punch was SO cash
>> Anonymous
Epic troll is EPIC
>> Anonymous
>>388135
/fit/-easily trolled

and I though /v/ was worse,with the reverse psychology and such
>> Godspeed You! Chinese Communist !!VKHtgYbiSfh
>>387900
How about someone just gun this fucker down.
>> Anonymous
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>>388168
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Lold hard. 10/10
>> Anonymous
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lawd this thread delivers
>> Anonymous
I hate when dudes post pic of them selfs, I would think a nigga could find a better way to find a chick.
>> Faust
What's a meterosexual homo?
Two different things, amirite?
>> Anonymous
Been to africa lately? you head seems a bit...tiny...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I'm black, which automatically means I can kick OP's stupid white ass
>> Anonymous
I boxed for years. Coached for a while, too.

Boxing came in handy a couple of times. Being able to get a solid punch off after someone swung on me, and being able to land first saved me on a few occasions.

A couple of months ago I sparred a BJJ guy (and a BJJ white belt at that).

I got my ass handed to me.

After I got over it, I started learning BJJ.
>> Anonymous
>>389216

was about to post that :<
>> Anonymous
>>389541
You niggers need to learn how to avoid/counter the takedown. Stop fighting those bjj fags on their own terms.
>> Anonymous
>I could fuck any of you up with both of my arms tied behind my back.
You're not very attractive, no thank you sir. I don't want to have sex.
>> Anonymous
>>389563

I know rite, BJJ is just what's fashionable atm, its crap. Hit em really hard in the face, fight over. Or if he tries to do a take down, sprawl hard and then hammer punch the neck. Or if they pull guard (they always do) stand up quick and stomp their dick. I am champion now, give me gold metal. Gracie is pig
>> Anonymous
>>You niggers need to learn how to avoid/counter the takedown. Stop fighting those bjj fags on their own terms.

True. Stupid faggot BJJ tries to put you on guard, you break out of it, and start stomping the fuck out of his tiny dick until he bleeds cum and pus and shit.

Fucking BJJ is what I call "fashion martial arts".

BJJ is like karate in the 1990s.
>> Anonymous
How about guns? How about I shoot OP in the mother fucking face. Then I grab his wallet, read his home address off his driver license and kill his god damn family.

Boxing protects you? FUCKING PRAY IN HELL, BITCH.
>> Anonymous
>>389586
>>389596
lol i can pull both you fags down and shove my balls in your face before you can hit me.
>> Anonymous
>>389606
>>389606
>>389606
>>389606

Yeah but I'll whip out my shot gun, and kill your whole fucking family.

Yes, that includes your Grandma and 5 years old niece.
>> Anonymous
>>389606

Sure you can, I wrestle for 6 years, spent 3 years in Korean Marines training to kill communists, and now I come to America to fire guns and fuck your women. My balls are now in your face monkey
>> Anonymous
>>389616
lol korean is pig. small dick.

>>389614
bjj > shotgun
>> Anonymous
God, the whole "BJJ and on guard thing" is just so fucking gay. Looks like fucking gay sex.

In fact, if you take off their clothes you can anally penetrate a guy in the guard position.

God fuck, you fucking BJJ homos.
>> Anonymous
>>389619

You insult my countrymens' dick for last time. I'm going to pleasure Americans girls even more harder now, to spit you. You hear of baseball bat? That is me. Park fucking Chan-ho
>> Anonymous
Last time I saw an 'untrained workout faggot' fight was when a powerlifter threw a guy down a flight of stairs.

Shit was so cash.
>> lol @ OP Anonymous
OP is a homo who wants to touch our balls! stupid juicer who sits behind a computer making threats that he can't produce. i dare you to come to kitchener ontario and "fuck me up" LMAO!!!!! pussy!
>> Anonymous
>>389634
0/10
>> Anonymous
>>389634

You chinks make me laugh.
>> Anonymous
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>>389634
>> Anonymous
>>389616
Even if you were serious the koreans ain't shit.
>> Anonymous
>>389596
are you retarded? Do you know anyone that does BJJ? Or do you just assume everyone pulls a Royce Gracie and lays on the floor waiting for you to attack?
>> Anonymous
Fedor would bum you

also u look gay

this has got to be a joke right
>> Anonymous
10/10
>> Anonymous
Nice face, faggot face!
>> Anonymous
>>389616

ugh remember, asians = fail always
>> Anonymous
Pepper spray always worked for me. If they really made me angry, I would then kick them in their balls while they are down. Face or chest if they are a girl.

If the spray didn't bring them to the ground, it would allow enough imparement for me to run away.

If he has friends, reach into your pocket like you got a gun.

People in large groups are stupid, but not "I might die from a bullet in my head when i'm participating in a mass intruision on this guy's security" -stupid...
>> Anonymous
>>387866
you are one ugly motherfucker