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Anonymous
Any parkour- or trickfags around 4chong?
>> Anonymous
Of course!
Tricks rule da world
All hail Jujimufu
>> Anonymous
Tricking is flashy and useless, you might as well be wearing rainbow pants like the attention seeking homosexual that you are.

Parkour, on the other hand, will keep me alive when the zombies come.
>> Meat Popsicle !!00dMPp6qrDw
Just started doing parkour a couple of months ago.
>> Anonymous
>>88752
Tricking improves your motorical skills, flexibility and hardens your bones. There’s also nothing wrong in showing off your ninja moves that normalfags can’t even do. Then I for example don’t trick in order to show off, I trick in order to improve, have feelings off success and not to appear less talented than some other people. Then tricking is very similar to martial arts. If you can trick, you can also stand for yourself.

btw. I wish I had someone to trick/parkour/freerun with, but unfortunately those few I've met so far has quitted after having serious damage and going through various operations. I’ve broken few tendons and got small cracks so far – nothing too serious. How do I brainwash people to do this stuff?
>> Anonymous
Tell them they'll get laid
>> Anonymous
Another tracuerfag here.
>>88762
Dunno what to tell you, except try as many people as possible. Statistically, at least ONE of your friends has gotta be batshit-crazy, right?
>> Anonymous
Parkour is summarized as the 'martial art of fleeing' in Wikipedia. Should I be surprised that it was developed in France?
>> Anonymous
parkour, three years and a few weeks of experience. where is your god now?
>> Anonymous
>>88752
the doctor is here, my prescription would be for you to read less Herbertiste and realize that people have different goals in life