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Anonymous
Dear /fit/

I am 5'9 at 160 pounds. I work out 5-6 times a week (CROSSFIT BITCHES). I can squat or deadlift nearly twice my body wieght, bench press more than my body weight and run 3 miles in well under 19 minutes.

I have an impeccable diet, a great girlfriend, am extremely attractive and completely happy with myself.

Any other OPs on this forum not complete BAWWWing bitches?

ITT success
>> Anonymous
what the fuck kind of exercise is that whore doing? Teach her how to pump iron like a real man.
>> Anonymous
such a cute pic
>> Anonymous
>>266608

pull-ups shitface
>> Anonymous
I'm, 170lbs I dont do nearly as much as you do. I eat some wahat well, have a beer belly, and my gilfriend is super hot. Life is great.
>> Anonymous
You can deadlift 300 lbs. Lol. What a punk.
>> Anonymous
>>266624
=3
>> Anonymous
No wonder you can lift that much relative to your bodyweight when you're a tiny faggot!

160lbs, lol thats what my cawk weighs
>> Anonymous
lol scrawny little faggot
>> Anonymous
>>266601
how much are you benching?
>> Anonymous
>>266601
it hurts being short doesn't it?
>> Anonymous
5'9" and 160 lbs. squat 320 lbs? ok thats cool i weigh 150 6'4" i squat 320. and i dont even weight lift. hahaha thats all from biking and water polo.

man must suck so hard to work out every say doing weight lifting, when i am more flexible and have more mental indurance then you, weight less and squat as much as you. also 5'9 160 man you must be like a tub ball.

change your name to tubbers, or thickness. either one will do the job.
>> Anonymous
>>266736
I don't think you have a barbell. Enjoy your Auschwitz.
>> Anonymous
I wonder if OP does full squats, or is another faggot who barely goes down to 45 degree angle, like everyone else.

Also, i'm 6'1, just under 200 pounds and i deadlift and squat twice my bodyweight aswell, who's the king here?? Faggot
>> Anonymous
if i convert my euros in my bank account i have around 8,000,000$ ,mansion and a 911 porsche. My wife is ex super model and i weight 200 pounds bf at 8%. life is good.
>> Anonymous
>>266788
If your life is so great, why on earth are you seeking approval on a anonymous imageboard on the intertubez..

i smell shenanigans and/or troll.

now go away
>> Anonymous
>>266736

Who says Im a weight lifter...i do crossfit. Its not about how much wieght you lift.
>> Anonymous
>>266766

I go lower than parallel, thats what you do in crossfit
>> Anonymous
>>266601
for the same reason one wouldn't go to the doctors if one was not sick.
>> Anonymous
ITT: troll faggot.
>> Anonymous
I didn't get suckered into crossfit, that's all the success I need
>> Anonymous
>>267050


lol fag
>> Anonymous
I've been working out for two months. I was a skinny fuck before. Now I look more built. Work out 7 Days a week, two of which are intense cardio. I've completely cut fat out of my diet and am getting a ripped 6 pack. I have a great girlfriend that just asked me if I could be "rougher" with her in bed and that she wants me to use her as a sex object. Live is awesome.
>> Anonymous
Wat is this live stuff? My life is awesome though
>> Anonymous
ITT: Delusional Fat Fucks
>> Anonymous
>>267267
Keep telling yourself that, faggot.
>> Anonymous
EVER SINCE I STARTED SUCKING DICKS I GOT A SIXPACK IN ONE FUCKING WEEK

Life is Awesome.

SUCK MOAR DICKS.
>> Anonymous
>>267267
>>267278

same lifeless fag
>> Anonymous
>>267281
Holy shit, I'm gonna go try that.
>> Anonymous
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Yep, I'm feeling on top of the worOH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING

MY ARM

MY FUCKING ARM
>> Anonymous
itt: failure
>> Anonymous
What exactly is crossfit?
>> Anonymous
>>267438

Something T-nation fanboys on /fit/ hate to death, for no other reason than being a superior exercise regimen.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>267456
just like macs are the superior computers etc. etc.
go have a shitwar somewhere else
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>267459
ODA team? Might want to blur out those faces if so.
>> Anonymous
>>267460

Macs ARE superior computers what're you talking about
>> Anonymous
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>>267465
>> Anonymous
>>267502

D :
>> Anonymous
>>267502

ZOMG THATS NOT WORKSAFE YOU BASTARD
>> Tom !wU2W/PCHGQ
>>266601

5,10 162 lbs

Bench 210lbs
Squat 270lbs
deadlift 309lbs


also, as usual, most of the thread is full of shameless lies.
>> Anonymous
>>267518
Come on, you boss has seen stuff like that before. Don't worry.
>> Anonymous
6,1 220 lbs

Bench 315lbs
Squat ???
deadlift ???


My legs are weak I had a knee injury awhile ago and I am too much of a pussy to try and do squats. Just the motion of squats hurt my knees I can't even imagine if I used weight.

And I just don't deadlift
>> Anonymous
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>Everyone in this entire thread
>> Anonymous
5'9, 135 pounds
115 bench
<100 squat
185 deadlift

yeah i discovered the other day that i can deadlift worth a crap now
>> Anonymous
>>267463
umm they have ODAs on Okinawa?
>> Anonymous
>>266736

No seriously...I'm 5'11 and I weight about 150. I'm not skinny and I've got 10 pounds more in height then you...So I should be 170 if were your size...I was 160 about 2 months ago and I felt chubby. Enjoy your fat.
>> Anonymous
>>267761
ever heard of muscle troll
>> Anonymous
short faggot
>> Anonymous
I'm 5'7" and 152lbs. I work out with 175lbs on the bench, 180 on the SQUATZ, and 190 on the deadlift. I look damn sexy. I just broke up with my girl and I'm on my way back to college as free as a bird. I seriously look and feel sooooo damn good. I'm not a bawwing fat faggot like 80% of the queers posting here. I love myself.
>> Anonymous
>>267262
Good on you dude. Womynz love to get roughened up by a guy with mussels.

Pro tip: Bitches be crazy man. Get a vasectomy, dont tell anyone.
>> Anonymous
I'm 6'3" at 220 pounds. I never work out. I can squat to take a shit and deadlift a fork of cut steak and walk the 4 feet from my bed to my computer in well under 19 seconds (and I mean WELL under)

I have a delicious diet of steak, fries and soda, a great girlfriend, am quite normal looking and completely happy with myself.

Any other OPs on this forum not BAWWWing at how much they try and end up average?

ITT personal happiness
>> Anonymous
>>266601
Lies.

But here's my stats

5' 8"
163 lbs
Bench: 230(its been a few months since i've maxed out so it's probably higher)
Squats: 225 for reps
Deadlift: never maxed out