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Anonymous
Dear /fit/,

I have a problem, my metabolism is fucking slow, know any ways to speed it up?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Work out.
>> Anonymous
HIIT
>> Anonymous
eat more
>> Anonymous
listen to really low frequency sounds - go to the dock and wait for some huge ferry.

i'm not even joking, it strengthens the muscles in the oesophagus which speeds up the rate of delivery to the stomach.

srsly.
>> Anonymous
keep it fueled
>> Anonymous
Be a god damn man. Drink a gallon of coffee, smoke a pipe, and work the fuck out. CHRIST.