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Labor Anonymous
So, /fit/, my best friend wants me to be there for her delivery. She's rather tiny and has a history of birth complications in her family. She's been admitted to the hospital already, and I'll be leaving soon to come give my support. My question is, how do I go about giving my support? What should I tell her? How should I act?
>> Anonymous
What about the father of the baby?
>> Anonymous
>>366375

Her boyfriend, who is the father, will be there as well, I think. He's had a child before, but I don't know if he was present at the birth of it.
>> Anonymous
Prepare to be horrified.
>> Anonymous
you're a horrible friend, it should be fucking simple to support her. Tell her to smile for the camera and post pics on 4chan. People these days.
>> Anonymous
Walk in with your hard and throbbing cock, then jam it into her pussy as hard as you can.
>> Anonymous
>>366396
yeah, it'll help stimulate contractions. 'tis for the baby!
>> Anonymous
enjoy your friend zone
>> Anonymous
>>366371
this, would have said the exact same thing if macs weren't so slow
>> Anonymous
>>366402

I'm a girlfag.

Anyways, it turns out I won't be there for the actual birth. She went into labor and all that good stuff.