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Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
Hello /fit/, my name is Hammerknife and I am a huge faggot. I'm insecure about my own masculinity and about my ability to keep my girlfriend (who may or may not be my right hand), so I obsessively work out and eat steak in the vague hope women like me more.

I should jump off a bridge.
>> BOwen !i7E4yRzZEQ
Steak and SQUATZ, you'll be fine.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
This part of The Collective is not involved with these statements.
Also, :(
>> Anonymous
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>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
Oy, what the shit is this.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>21934
Forgot my sage.
>> Anonymous
You're fat aren't you?
>> Anonymous
confessions tiem nao?

I lift because it serves as a good outlet for all my pent up passive aggressive brutality stemming from my deep seated anger management problems. I've lifted obsessively for the past 4 years, and I have no clue as to why chicks seem to dig me. I know next to nothing about girls, and even though I'm constantly getting hit on at parties and the like, I have no idea wtf to do. I've never had teh secks, and I act like it doesn't bother me. Everyone who knows me thinks I'm a total sex maniac, because I talk such hot shit, but it's all just a cover so I don't get crap for not losing my v-card. The only thing which makes getting up in the morning worth it is so that i can lift weights and get my numbers higher; it's all downhill from there. Every day.
>> ectomorpheus
>>21984
http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3499140/Mystery_Method_-_The_Venusian_Arts_Handbook

here. now stop being a faggot and fuck some girlz.
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
>>21934
You do post about your girlfriend a helluva lot.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>22019

I got 4 priorities in my life.

1. Steak
2. Working out
3. Girlfriend
4. Berkeley

In that order.
>> Anonymous
>>21984
i've had sex.