So, after eating, I saw what APPEARED to be a cracker crumb on my sofa and unthinkingly popped it into my mouth - then realized it was, in fact a solid chunk of deodorant dissolving in my mouth.Am I going to die, /fit/?
Purge yourself. deodorant has over 9000 calories. If you can't purge, drink bleach. Its a well know fact that bleach neutralizes the toxins in deodorant.
Seriously, should I call poison control or something? My throat's fucking burning and I can't swallow.
Lol puke it up>>197388>If you can't purge, drink bleachLol oh lawd, to anyone out there considering doing this, please don't
why are you eating cracker crumbs off a couch? are you that fucking hungry?