hi guys so ive been eating 1/3 chicken breast each meal three times a day and washing it down with a gallon of water as you guys directed me for a few daysdo i look any more fit
no ur fat as fuck
>>387530but you guys told me
What's with that nip brah? Is it trying to crawl away?
>>387536you tell me
Look, you gotta burn more calories than you're taking in if you're going to lose weight. And real changes in your musculature are not going to show up in a few days.Better if you eat a more balanced diet and get off your ass and do something.
>>387546but you guys said
>>387548Oh, I see.Well, it's clearly not working. I'd replace the chicken breast with 1/3 of a banana and halve your intake of water. Add in some Ex-lax to help the brown rumble along and lots of diuretics to help dump the fluids. This will make your muscles more prominent.
>>387583Well, "X" is a little hard to come by. You can accomplish the same results by mixing Epsom salts with some warm water and drinking it, using it for enemas, or both.Do you crave food all the time? There's a reason I'm asking...
>>387591i dont crave food all the time
oh god wait why do you ask is there something wrong with me
>>387593So, you probably don't have intestinal worms. That's good...wasn't sure from the photo since you show some of the characteristic signs. The treatments are kind of harsh to remove those.
>>387599i will just drink the bleach to remove those.
>>387601Actually, a bolus made leaded gasoline is best. You'd probably need to get that at an airport, or purchase tetra-ethyl lead and add it to gasoline (avoid any with MTBE added!).
>>387609there is two local airports near me so i can probably get it good thing i do not have intestinal worms why did you think i had worms anyway