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Anonymous
ok, heres the story. its a medical story, and seems though all the /b/tards have ADD and couldn't be fucked reading it, i figured i'd post it here.
my mums a nurse and one of her patients had this MASSIVE tape worm. it was 2 metres long and ate everything, so this guy was starving to death. in an attempt to kill the worm, they starved the guy for 3 days and the worm was getting crazy, so they waved a hamburger infront of the guys mouth, and the worm came out of his mouth trying to get it. they grabbed it, and pulled this 2 metre mother fucker out through his mouth.
pretty cool eh?
>> Anonymous
0_0
>> Anonymous
what the fuck i call bullshit

thats like me asshole seeing a toilet and my shit pouring out of my ass
>> Anonymous
tapeworms can't digest food, therefore they get nutrients out of your intestine

shit sucks fag
>> Anonymous
yeah. no. that didnt happen.
>> Anonymous
>>387620
Why you so faillan? Even /b/ was savvy to your faillan.
>> Anonymous
Try /v/.
>> sage
at least you got 3 faggots calling you out. Nice trolling. 3/10
>> Anonymous
I got mine out in a different manner. Just deprive yourself of water for two days, see, then go take a dump. When you sit down, the worm will slowly descend to get a sip of the toilet water; when it does, bash it over the head with a plunger or some shit.
>> Anonymous
>>388149
better
>> Anonymous
Here's what you do. You get a biscuit, a cupcake, and a cookie. Jam them up your butt. Do this for a week, then on day 8...

Insert the biscuit, the cupcake, and then wait. The tapeworm will come out and say "where's my cookie?"

WHAM! Whack it over the head.
>> Anonymous
>>387620
>>387626
>>388149
>>388898

Jesus christ, I'm loling at the speed of light.
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>> Anonymous
If you eat shit, the tapeworm will get confused and start making food so meals you ate weeks ago will come out your but fresh as can be.
>> Anonymous
BUT HOW DOES TAPEWORM KNOW WHAT HAMBURGERS ARE?
>> Anonymous
>>388925
I'm just gonna say tape-trolling, because there's no better way to descirbe it.
>> Anonymous
Yeah... if I recall correctly, tapeworms don't attach themselves to the brain of their host like a Goa'uld and monitor their senses, so I don't know how it could know there was a hamburger in front of the mouth...
>> Anonymous
How would the worm detect the hamburger you shit-eater?
>> Anonymous
A more accepted method: take pigs intestines and shove them down your throat, until they reach your real intestines. The tape worm should be confused because pig flesh and human flesh are very similar, and crawl out your mouth.

Then you shoot/stab the little piece of shit.
>> Anonymous
>>>388911
holy shit i lold
>> Anonymous
>>388932

WORMS HAVE NOSES TOO
>> Anonymous
Pics or it didn't happen.