What do you do when you get lonely and have no real-life friends?
Buy a handle of Jim Beam and start chugging.
Personally, I listen to country music and think about suicide. Then, I realize how much that would hurt everyone I know, so I start listening to european techno to get happy. Who needs friends when you have bass
make threads about it on 4chan like any sensible person would
Find something you love to do and stick with it.What do you like to do?
>>97260You start a thread on /fit/ asking for advice on DDR weight loss. Also, giving up sweets and joining a gym is out of the question.
>>97313The only thing I like to do, is play video games.That just feels dull and boring at the moment though.
>>97318If you want real advice, I suggest doing things that are socially unacceptable. Like playing baseball in a traffic intersection.
GTA4 just came out. you won't be lonely for at least a week.
>>97322BASEBALL: now, a real man's sport... with added obstacles
Try new things, then. Expand your hobbies. Seriously, you'd be surprised what happens
what do you like doing? games? anime? music? googe it with your area. there are clubs/groups that meet just to chill with people who like the same shit. go meet some people, homie.
>>97264No, buy a bottle of orange juice and chugging it at midnight like a failed asian midget with an ugly face. That works even better.
Ask someone to be your friend.Some people will think you're a freak -- these are the unworthy ones.Others will say yes and provide at least a month of entertainment.
me, i curl up with a can of pringles and watch house reruns all day, then sit on the toilet for a few hours cuz pringles give me the shitsi do not recommend this
beat Cho's high score.Also, hold a pack of warm batteries in your hand at night to simulate the warmth of having a girlfriend.