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Anonymous
so i've had this fucking flu or something for about a week now. waking up in the middle of the night soaked with sweat even though its cold, coughing up disgusting greyish-green slime that smells like burnt rotting corpses, lost my voice completely, no appetite, head & body aches, ect...

any secret home remedies i should know about? i'v been taking over the counter drugs with little improvement. or maybe it's just my time to die......
>> Anonymous
>>424089
Gross. Eat chicken noodle and drink the broth, down chunks of popsicle, Benadryl, and if it gets worse, see the doc and try antibiotics.

Incidentally, that dog reminds me of my old pup. I thought somebody had raised my Lucky from the dead. *Laughing face*
>> Anonymous
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Thats pneumonia, go to the doctor
>> Anonymous
>>424365
This. When you start coughing nasty shit up (and not just regular snot) and you've got a fever, you need to head to a doctor and get some chest x-rays. Sounds just like pneumonia.
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fuck me, that's what i was thinking. this is probably the most sick I've ever been and it's been damn near a week straight of this shit. is pneumonia a big deal??
>> Anonymous
>>424484
Pneumonia can kill you. Take your ass to the doctor or the emergency room or something. You've had it for a week already.
>> Anonymous
>>424484
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumonia

You might want to read that while dialing 911.
>> Anonymous
You need Cipro, lots of it.
>> Anonymous
1 week untreated? You best be getting your ass to a hospital.
>> You have a throat infection, and a nasty one at that nodoctorhere
You have a throat infection, and a real nasty one. You are lucky it hasn't spread to your inner ear by now. Here is your plan of action.
1) Cease ALL white sugar, corn syrup, dairy products, white bread, fruit juice IMMEDIATELY.
2) Go and buy some Cayenne pepper and some white vinegar.
3) Now make a mix of the pepper, the vinegar and water as strong as you can take it. Gargle 3 times with the above mixture. Try to get the mixture as far down the throat as possible. Cough and spit out any flem or mucus that comes up.
4) The vinegar will damage your teeth enamel, so as soon as you finish the above gargling, dissolve some salt into hot water, then lower the temperature so you can use the salty water to rinse the mouth of the vinegar. Only rinse the mouth though, do not gargle with the salty water as you want the pepper and vinegar to stay at the back of the throat.

If you have not seen any relief within 24hrs of the above procedure, seek medical assistance.

Be well,

NoDoctorHere
>> Anonymous
>Now make a mix of the pepper, the vinegar and water as strong as you can take it. Gargle 3 times with the above mixture. Try to get the mixture as far down the throat as possible. Cough and spit out any flem or mucus that comes up.

Never heard this one before - but hey, you're nodoctorhere so I'll keep this in mind if I ever get a sore throat.