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Is holding your breath a good exercise?

It gets your heart rate up and makes you breath hard, right? So it counts as cardio, right?

How much fat do you think I could lose if I held my breath for 30 seconds every minute for an hour?
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Did they close down /b/ again?
>> Anonymous
Alot. You'd be dead within the hour so I'd imagine you'd lose quite a bit as long as you do your workout outside where the decomposers can get to you. What's your target? You could probably lose most of your weight in a month and you'd be a lock for a Darwin Award too.
>> Anonymous
>>It gets your heart rate up and makes you breath hard, right? So it counts as cardio, right?

JUST RUN, FAGGOT.
>> Anonymous
Is twiddling your thumbs a good exercise?

It works out your thumb area and makes it tired, right? And when you put stress on your muscles it releases testosterone that helps the rest of your body grow, right?

How much muscle do you think I could gain if I do 25 twiddles every 30 seconds every minute for an hour?
>> Anonymous
Oh god kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.
>> Anonymous
Is watching TV a good exercise?

It gets your eyes moving and makes you get up every once in a while for a snack, right? So it counts as cardio, right?

How much fat do you think I could lose if I watched TV for 30 minutes every day for an hour?
>> Anonymous
Is binging a good exercise?

It gets your heart rate up and makes you eat fast, right? So it counts as cardio, right?

How much fat do you think I could lose if I binged for 30 seconds every minute for an hour?
>> Anonymous
Is an hero a good exercise?

It gets your emotions going and writing the note beforehand uses your hand and arm muscles, right? So it counts as cardio, right?

How much weight do you think I could lose if I an hero'd tonight?
>> Anonymous
Is fapping a good exercise?

It works out your grip and makes it tired, right? And when you put stress on your muscles it releases testosterone that helps the rest of your body grow, right?

How much muscle do you think I could gain if I fap every 30 minutes for a week?