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timbo timbo
yo yo NiGGaZ
i need a good martials art 4 CLuBBin
i pissed off 1 arab 2 much that was trying to get away from his hairy women LOL~~@

one of my best friends has a motto when it comes to martial arts, hes all bruce lee n shit:
"martial arts are for making other guys ugly - not yourself."

so no boxing i don't want no nose/face dammige fools

yo so gimme some martial arts 2 work with
and ill give u sme CLuB KNowLiDge 4 u bros wihout hoes


TiMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
da next atatatabruce bruce lee mode~@
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>> Anonymous
well, for a one on one fight, i'd say bbj. anyone can throw a punch, and knowing bbj will help u with the rest. you'll be breakin some broski's arm before he can say jagerbomb
>> Anonymous
Oh God.

Timbo, what have you done? A /fit/ Martial Arts thread+a Timbo thread. The resulting levels of stupid and retard generated could reduce the collective IQ of all of 4chan by up to 100%!

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>> timbo timbo
i'm a faget
>> timbo timbo
>>404392
aight u da man
what are some other martial arts that dont make u ugly before u even get in a real fight?

ur friend 4 lyfe TIMBOOOOO
>> Anonymous
timbo brah, just get a gun
>> Anonymous
yo timbo dawg, take u some kung fu shit yo. dawg that wingchun be messin bitches up dawg. chainpunches fo lyfe yo.
>> Anonymous
I'd say you try Muay Thai, its probably one of the best styles in streetfight since you often not only fight one guy at the time. If you try Brazilian JuJutsu you will need to make it a grapplefight, and IF another guy, his friend for instance, comes by - you are on the ground hugging the first guy, and then the rain of kicks will come at you... So i'd try to stay "up", try a striking martial-art... Boxing, JeetKuneDo(personal favourite), Taekwondo(if you mix with boxing its great), Muay thai, kickboxing(i fucking hate it) or something like that.. :)
>> Anonymous
>>404385

Gun Fu, Bro. Gun Fu. Keep your face nice an pretty, no doubt.
>> Jin Kazama
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Kazama-Style Self Defense is the one for you !
>> Anonymous
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Justin!

If you do not cease to harass my arab sisters, I will have no choice but do wmd my cock up your asshole! My revolutionary guards will unleash a fatwa of fury on your asshole!
Your asshole is mine Justin Timberlake!

Yuor asshole will bleed in a lake of fire!

my african ninja 50 shekels will drown you in his lake of vietnam water!

All will know my fury!

See you at the club bitch. your dance skills are nothing compared to my manbeard.

YOUR ASSHOLE IS MINE!

Oh wait i'm dead lol.
>> Heihachi Mishima
>>404428
You fool! Mishima Ryu Karate is the ultimate martial art style!
>> Anonymous
Just use your dance moves on him Timbo, they is dangerous!
>> Anonymous
You sound like you would have no discipline to learn anything. You sound like a total wanker. I hope you get some sense and grammer knocked into your head.
>> Anonymous
Aikido
>> Anonymous
yo yo yo
i keep hearin from mah bros dat tai chi be da shit dawg
so if u thinkin dat medidation n crap aint good fo nuthin, u can fuckin make a muthas head xplode wit dat shit
>> timbo timbo
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>>404489
>>You sound like you would have no discipline to learn anything

dude if u think i was born with dance moves and good with all deez honiezz @ da CLub ud best get back @ da banana boat LOL!!@
cu @ da club and we c who is da discipled 1
U DIE


TIMBO LEGEND OF DA MasTeeeR
>> Anonymous
I can break your leg with a single kick. I suggest you don't fuck with people unless you are prepared for the consequences. Dance is not combat.

Also it sounds like you disciplined yourself in being a wigger. Nice job.
>> Anonymous
>>404489
>>404566

LOL trolled
>> Anonymous
Tae Kwon Do. I'm a black belt and it has taught me how to kill people.

Now, give me your secrets, oh great master. I pledge my loyalty to your womanizing skills.
>> timbo timbo
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>>404604
yo u need 2 get in2 more DeTaiL my nigga
and i'll try 2 get u a tailored made stratgdy

so wassup. wats ur situation


DA TIMBO
>> Anonymous
gtfo my /b/
>> Anonymous
Yo timbo wassup.

I found the perfect martial art 4 u.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=krxYkRkJ69E

It's all about dancing 'n shit.
>> Anonymous
thread poster is a nigger
>> Anonymous
Hey Timbo. Check this shit out. They're talking about you.
>>>/r9k/1879199
>> Anonymous
>>404755

>>/r9k/1879199

fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>404411
wingchun will not help at all in a streetfight. no fucking power behind chain punches anyway
>> Anonymous
Yo timbo make sure afta you do those cross hook crosses you finish up with some sqautz, brah.