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>>103165 >no it doesn't work, but what does work is listerine. you have to have the bottle in the car, and drink some of it in front of the officer before he breaks out the breathalizer. this way any high alcohol readings on the breathalizer can be blamed on the listerine, which contains alcohol. dumbshit: "lolsh shorry officer *hic* i ain't on drinkin no whiskeeeey i've been drinking my old friend lishterine." *hahahahahahahaah* cop: "oh ok sorry ^^ didn't realize. that's fine you aren't a danger. my apologies and have a nice night." dumbshit: *drives off*
>REALITY dumbshit: "lolsh shorry officer *hic* i ain't..." cop: "step out of the vehicle, sir" dumbshit: "i drink lishter.." *thunk* *wakes up in prison cell cutled up in the arms of big bob*
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