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Hypersomnia? Anonymous
Hey I have a serious problem. I've found myself sleeping for up to 18 hours a day, and no matter how many alarms I set (I switch them off without waking up) I can't sleep any less than 12 hours. I've been like this for about 3 years and its affecting my life, I don't want to get kicked out of college for not turning up.

Help me I'm sleeping my life away.
>> Anonymous
I've heard that some doctors prescribe amphetamines but is taking them a good idea?
>> Anonymous
see a doctor, because if you don't your lieing because you obviously live with parents
>> Anonymous
I've had this problem from time to time, so i doubt it's as bad as you.

Set two alarms in your room. One as far away from you as possible (the loudest one) and another inside something else.Set one minute apart. Make yourself work to turn those blasted things off.
Having someone wake you up works best though.
>> Anonymous
How will redbull stop me from sleeping for too long? I can nderstand it keeping me awake once I have woken up but thats not the problem.
Sometimes I stay awake for 48 hours because I know I wont wake up for another 18
>> Anonymous
Take some no-doze.
>> Anonymous
>>411832
Im not lying and I live in halls at University.
I was just wondering what the solution might be before I go to a doctor. I don't want him to tell to piss off because I'm just lazy
>> Anonymous
Get a job.
>> Anonymous
>>411882
Yes getting a job will solve my problem completely, I'll just get up every morning and head down to my place of work. OH WAIT I CANT STOP SLEEPING DICKSHIT
>> Anonymous
>>411888

you're an idiot. The alarms wake you up. You just rationalize that you can miss your class and go back to sleep.

If you get a job you won't be able to do that.
>> Anonymous
>>411893
Not true. I cant miss my classes, if I miss them they will throw me out and I will end up a complete fuck up not getting a job because I cant wake up. Also I WANT to be at my classes because my course is awesome and it was fucking hard to get into
>> Anonymous
I read an article about someone with a sleeping disorder that sounds similar to yours.

It was genetic. See a doctor.
>> Anonymous
>>411893
>you're an idiot. The alarms wake you up. You just rationalize that you can miss your class and go back to sleep.

Not op but I'm this guy>>411834

I've slept through alarms; literally sleeping through them until they turn themselves off.

I've also managed to turn them off without realizing it. I have no recollection of ever waking up to turn them off.

I've used various alarm clocks and i currently have two in my room now. One is about 18 feet away and the other is next to my bed.
I don't have that problem anymore, but if i stay up too late and need to wake up early i set both of them just in case.
>> Anonymous
>>412026
just use your pc as an alarm and have it blare MANOWAR

oh and drink redbulls or some sort of energy drink.
>> Anonymous
sleeping 18 hours a day? just get a work schedule that is more than 6 hours a day.

i know college can be tough/boring, but you aren't busy enough.
>> Anonymous
Dumbass, you don't have some sort of medical condition, you are just a lazy fuck. I bet your alarm clock is right next to your bed. I bet all you have to do to turn it off is reach your arm over and stop it.

Learn how to fucking use alarm clocks properly. Have one all the way across the room and really loud so you have to get up and walk over to turn it off. Then, DON'T GET BACK IN THE FUCKING BED!
>> Anonymous
Start running and take vitamins everyday.