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Vag Smell Anonymous
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today should have been the happiest day of my life because im 17 and a virgin and my GF decided to let me in her pants today! i thought i was finally going to get some.

But instead when i went down on her, her vagoo smelled so bad i literally gagged and ran to the bathroom where i almost threw up. Because of this she got mad and stormed out of my house. Now shes mad at me for that, but i think i should be mad at her for having such a nasty vag.

When i told my best friend about this he said the smell could have been caused by her having a yeast infection, is this true? Does my GF probably have a yeast infection or could it be that her vag just smells bad from not being cleaned lately.

Like i stated earlier i dont really have any experience in the smell of vag area so some help here would be appreciated.
>> Anonymous
Pics or GTFO.
>> Anonymous
Smelly pussies are very common.
I can't remember her name but there was a pornstar that was obsessed with her pussy odor and cleaned it 3 times a day
>> Anonymous
well but im just worried if she has a yeast infection or not. like do yeast infections make it look dirty, or does it cause any visible sores or anything like herpes. Because she didnt have any sores or anything it just smelt bad.
>> PetBot
>>167141
google.

and there's usually some weird discharge, but you probably didn't get to see any of that.
>> Anonymous
>>167141
Is she a whore?
Not likely an infection, just somewhat poor hygiene. But again I've read that some women can't get rid of the odor
>> Anonymous
if she had an yeast infection she would be too damn itchy to want to have sex.
>> Anonymous
she doesnt have the reputation of being a whore around my school. ive never heard of her sleeping with anybody or anything like that.
>> Anonymous
depends on the smell, but smelly pussies from infection are usually associated with gardnerella (a bacterium) or trichomonas (protozoan) rather than yeast.
>> Anonymous
It might just be another sweaty crotch. That's really common for the thicker chicks.
>> Anonymous
Just because I'd like to rub it in your face (not literally, of course), my girlfriend's vagina tastes delicious. Like peaches.
>> Anonymous
>>167151
trichomonas would be itchy, whereas gardnerella is painless. in either case, if it were an infection, go to the doc and get some flagyl

oh, and underage b&
>> Anonymous
>>167147
idiot with no sex education, you can get yeast infection by simply consuming antibiotics or some pills that control hormones, many girls get it just before their menstrual cycle too. It's not necessary sign of bad hygiene or her being a "whore" as yeast infection is mostly caused by hormonal change in the person.

Also this>>167149
>> Anonymous
Those things are self cleaning, so I doubt it has anything to do with neglect. Might be an infection of some sort.
>> Anonymous
You're actually gay and as a fag, repulsed by vagina, that smell that made you gag was your own self guilt getting to you.
>> Anonymous
>>167121
Hard to determine until I've had a closer inspection. What was her number again?
>> Anonymous
fuck this is the best thread on /fit/ all week
>> JESUS
>>167207
Best only when jeebus is here.
>> Anonymous
>>167207
Vaginas make anything better.
>> Anonymous
it should taste like salty coins
>> Anonymous
That's gross. She has bad hygiene, talk her into shower sex so you won't have to deal with that next time.
>> Anonymous
Must have been really bad, man. I mean, the thrill of getting some usually trumps details like that.
>> Anonymous
>>167198
You're very right about the self-cleaning.
It's highly unlikely its a infection. All women get a type of vaginal discharge and this means they need frequent underwear/daily-pad changes and to keep clean.

It's mostly about hygiene; sweat, discharge and sexual activities without cleaning up afterwards are the typical culprits.
>> Anomolous
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The smellier the better
>> Anonymous
Tell her to buy a douche and wash that pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>167121

Sadly, it's highly unlikely it's an infection (usually, her vagina would be itchy and she wouldn't want to have sex). I once went out with a girl with a strong vagina scent, it had nothing to do with hygiene i think, as i saw she was pretty clean, but when she sweated and was excited, she just had a strong scent.
Pro-tip: don't ask her to take a shower before having sex or she will realize you are telling her again she stinks. Be smoother, offer him to do something "erotic" like making love in the showers.
>> Anonymous
Don't put your face in her vagina.

/thread
>> Anonymous
Deal with it.

Girls love getting their pussy eaten out as much as guys love getting their dick sucked.
>> Anonymous
My girlfriends haven't had especially bad vaginal odor. One of them didn't seem to wipe herself after pissing, though. I always tasted urine :/

The worst is when they've just taken a shit like and hour ago and it's a hot day and their crotch is basically an oven, cooking up something nasty
>> Anonymous
SMELL MY FACE!
SMELL MY FACE!
SMELL MY FACE!
>> Anonymous
>>167121

You DO understand that a vagina is generally meant to smell like the privy door off a tuna boat, right?

You know all those jokes that go something like "where's eve?" "Oh she's swimming with the fishes" "Now how am I going to get that smell out of the fishes?"

The vagina has a strong natural smell of its own, and the smell differs from hormornal fluctualtions. It is likely that she didn't shower that day, but the smell is normal.
>> Anonymous
>>167594
>>167594

It might have an odour, but if it is strong enough to cause you to gag, something is wrong. Tell her to wash it... if it still reeks and brings on vomit, tell her to see a doctor.

There is the natural odour of a clean vag... and then there is the unholy stench of a festering flesh fold.
>> Anonymous
Tell that bitch to wipe after pissing and shitting, and wash her cunt before telling someone to lick the fish hatchery. Seriously, a vag doesn't smell bad if it's taken care of.
>> Anonymous
If she has a Yeast infection, she'll be extremely red and in a LOT of pain. You could even touch her vagoo.
Trust me, I know.
>> Anonymous
Am I the only one who wouldn't have given a shit and would've had at it anyway?
>> Anonymous
dude, that is so fucking gross. i'm trying to eat some cereal here.
>> Anonymous
>>167217
>salty milk and coins
Fixed that for you champ
>> Anonymous
i think you just pussed out OP. your first crack at the honey pot and you goddamn choked. disgraceful. i just deleted the other half of my post about how I would take care of it for you, out of courtesy and the fact that this is /k/ not /b/.
>> Anonymous
As a gay man, I am lol'ing at this thread
>> Anonymous
>>167693
This is /fit/. Internet tough guy /k/ board is thataway ---v
>> Anonymous
>>167720
yeah right. well, i guess you could go ahead and just assume that it was a typo then. or just go on, being a flutter tummy girl that can't take care of business. I'll go in red tide if I have to, btw.
>> Anonymous
Dear OP;

Congratulations for subjecting yourself to a lifetime of virginity, unless your girlfriend has the patience of a saint. Because I can guarantee that she will tell her girlfriends about this, and they will spin it to make you look like the worlds biggest asshole. I have seen this happen too many times for it to not happen this time.

As for what to do, provided Lightning *does* strike twice? I second the suggestion for showering as foreplay. It was most likely just all the sweat, dank, etc. that happens with a hot summer day. Get in the shower, soap each other up, touch, explore, stealthily clean her while petting (and I mean you better be smoother then a baby's ass covered in crisco), then as you're drying off, get to the bed, grab a rubber and you're good. Don't actually try to fuck while in the shower until you've gotten practice. Friend of mine tried that his first time, they slipped and he broke his dick. Rare but does happen.

So read my entire post, take this to heart, and go back at it again. Or if a previous poster was right and you are gay, make sure you douche yourself beforehand, use plenty of lube, grab some condoms and enjoy that ride too.
>> Anonymous
>>167754
you are so retarded. a girl is not going to tell her friends her vag smells like rotten fish and eggs.
>> Anonymous
>>167760
she wont have to. she will just tell them that he were a big f**ng pu**y and couldn't even hold his cookies down for a sec while doing what every straight guy would probably line up for. I believe the OP is fu***d.
>> Anonymous
>>167760

No, but she WILL tell her friends about her boyfriend running off in disgust after she was courteous enough to finally let him hit it.

You obviously have NO idea what girls that age are like, do you? On the one hand, I want to smack you. On the other, count your blessings. High School girls are gossipy cunts.
>> Anonymous
>>167760
It'll turn into 'my bf wimped out on sex cos he can't handle vag,' he'll come off looking the fool.
>> Anonymous
smelly vags are very common
even without sweating or going to the toilet the vag gets smellier with minutes after the shower.

a strictly healthy non-smoking/drinking diet with no acidic or too sugary/salty and so on foods could clear things up a bit
it's like general sweating only thicker and grosser going on down there
>> Anonymous
Could be bacterial vaginosis, which can be caused by any number of things. She may be wiping wrong when she goes to the bathroom... from back to front, and pulling all the bad bacteria from her anal region into the vagina, which fucks up the pH balance and causes, among others, irregular discharge and a terrible smell.

Also, healthy vaginas shouldn't have a strong smell (or smell like fish). Strong, unpleasant odor is indicative of a bigger problem. Sometimes a girl's smell will change depending on what part of her cycle she's experiencing at the time, but it shouldn't be anything too drastic or, again, terribly unpleasant.
>> Anonymous
>>167767
This is a risky manouvre on her part, surely? Because one day he'll just snap and bellow "NO IT WAS BECAUSE YOU HAVE A CUNT THAT SMELLS LIKE PUREST DEATH" in front of everybody.
>> Anonymous
>>167121
Protip: Vag has a scent outside of the usual sweaty musk everyone has. It's fucking normal.

Virgins are so lol
>> Anonymous
I don't know where all you virgins get your info, but all the women I've slept with didn't have vaginas that smelled like rotting fish guts.
>> Anonymous
>>168315
If she didn't have a scent at all then she only JUST FRESHLY douched. Jocks acting like they know shit are just as lulzy as virgins.
>> Anonymous
My last girlfriends vagina smelled but my current ones smells strangely good, even at the end of the day.
But yeah, tell your girlfriend to clean it better!
>> Anonymous
>>168319

If you're girlfriends are douching then you must be a redneck living in a backwater, in the sticks, barnyard community.
>> Anonymous
there are special intimate deodorants and washes
>> Anonymous
Tell her to eat lots of yogurt.
>> MaddoxMan !IHUwFu2JQM
if her pussy smells after she washes it, then she needs to go to the doctor's.. /thread
>> Anonymous
>>168510
you're not supposed to eat the yogurt
>> Anonymous
LMFAO tell her to shower, anon. Maybe the femanon will take a shower before getting angry.