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Anonymous
Hey /fit/,

I'm a skinny guy and I'm kind of a hot head. I tend to get into fist fights at shows and with anyone that insults me. Half the time I get my ass kicked.. half the time I don't. Here's what I ask you, fit: How do I gain more strength and quickness (throwing punches) without gaining much muscle mass?
>> Anonymous
>>324226
Kill yourself, you neo-nazi son of a bitch. I got mugged by a fucking ass like you while doing my usual run at dusk. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. And gtfo /fit/ and 4chan and into jail/hell
>> Anonymous
>>324229
maybe if you weren't such a fat ass you wouldn't get mugged?
>> Anonymous
>>324232
I got mugged because I was skinny as a stick and had no muscles.
>> Anonymous
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you do it by gaining muscle mass, stop being a faggot also.
>> Anonymous
>>324229
Fuck off. I'm not a fucking mugger. I'm glad you got your ass kicked.
>> Anonymous
>>324235
So why do you hate OP?

OP, perhaps there is some art that is martial in nature. Or you know, boxing.

Actually, don't train. I want to be sure I can kick the shit out of you if you start being an asshole at a show
>> Anonymous
/fit/ is not about violence

get out
>> Anonymous
OP here. I'm not asking you to judge me. I'm asking for advice.
I heard that training without weights is a good way to go. Such as push ups, pull ups, sit ups. Is this true?
>> Anonymous
>>324249

it'll will give you some improvement but without gaining some muscle its hard to gain what you want.

further more, i guess if you use weights but don't get extra protein, you'll be stronger but without gaining a lot of muscle.
>> Anonymous
>>324249

Wouldn't good advice be to stop being a moron who will end up in prison or dead before 30 at this rate?

Actually, scratch that. I'd prefer to see dead or in prison. Keep on truckin, thug.
>> Anonymous
getting beat up at a screamo show isn't something i would even tell the internet
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You should try not being a jackass.
>> Anonymous
fighters fight, swimmers swim, runners run, get it?
>> Anonymous
punch a heavy bag
>> Anonymous
>>324226
why the fuck are you worried about gaining muscle mass?
>> Anonymous
OP, why don't you try to work on ... i don't know... NOT being a douchebag faggot who gets upset at small things... instead of trying to figure out how to beat ass better
>> Anonymous
>>324249
if you're not asking to be judged, why give us this stupid fucking shallow reason behind you wanting to be a better fighter? HURR I CANT CONTROL MYSELF SO HOW DO I BEAT UP PEOPLE BETTER CAUSE THEY BEAT ME UP

seriously? kill yourself
>> blah
Do a barrel roll.
>> Anonymous
Well, first of all if you don't want to gain muscle mass, don't eat a lot of carbs or protein.
Do high reps, low weight.
I don't know why you'd want to not gain muscle mass, as in the case that these people who beat you up half the time are bigger than you, you're still not going to have much chance of holding your own against them very well.

Secondly, I think you need to work on your social skills, if you're flipping out every time someone looks at you funny.
>> Anonymous
>>324226
Dear OP

First off, you fucking suck.
Second off, i am the guy who is always beating your ass at shows.
Third off, more strength and more "quickness" a better fighter does not make.

So to sum it up, you fail, you suck, and getting stronger and faster won't help, you'll still get your ass beat.
>> Anonymous
>>324226
Well aside from the fact that your question does paint you as a gigantic faggot...

If you really want to know, plyometrics is probably your best bet as far as just throwing harder punches. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plyometrics

Nothing can really make up for skill and the ability to withstand an assbeating yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>324624

I'd fucking knock you down nigger.
-blackbelt taekwondo.

I'm the type to beat your screamo asses.
>> Anonymous
Pushups
Repetition and practice punching, boxing, fighting.
Plyometrics
>> Anonymous
>>324691
Black belt karate
Golden gloves boxer
Muaythai-5 years
Kickboxing-6 years
MMA-2 Years

Also, going to shows does not make me sscreamo, infact, i go to punk or heavy metal shows. Which makes me an asskicker.

Also, taekwondo is bullshit easy.

Try harder faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>324713Black belt karateAlso, taekwondo is bullshit easy.

I fuckin' lol'ed. Doing katas to imaginary shit you are proud of, but sparring in a MA sport and being able to kick fucking fast 18 inches over your head is easy? You fail, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>325114
In some tkd organisations you can get a black belt in a year or two. I do ITF tkd and it takes 8 years minimum to get to black belt. It's a practically oriented martial art, but shit gyms give it a bad name
>> Anonymous
ITT: internet tough-guys
>> Anonymous
Twenty one years TKD here, former tournament champion etc. All you internet tuff guys and OP read this post:

>>324593
>> Anonymous
i'm 50 years into my brazilian jujutzu black belt
>> Anonymous
>>325154

Twenty one years ballroom dancing here, former tournament champion etc. All you internet tuff guys and OP read this post:


Pretty much as good a martial art.
>> Anonymous
>>325163
Fine. You train OP to be a punching machine and wear your best suit to court when not if he starts attracting paperwork. Oh btw children, you're not a fightin' dipshit until you're covered in warrants and conditions.
Martial arts that fail in the character development area (95%) are what give twats like you the impression martial arts are crap.
If on the other hand, you're one of these "which martial art is better" pinheads, well, a .22 pistol would slow even Mike Tyson down. Ya fuckwits.
>> Anonymous
Who the fuck gets into fights at shows. Stop trying to be a tough guy.
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
>>325191
CALM DOWN DANIEL-SAN!
>> Anonymous
I love these tough guys like the OP, we always get them down at my workplace (I work in a morgue). Some hot shot teenager jumped some real thugs at a show and gets stabbed or shot to death. Real funny, not so funny when their parents come to I.D. the body though. I have to feign compassion.
>> Anonymous
Join the Core or the army. Thats where you belong and you know it.
>> ­
Maybe you should try to become less of an asshole instead.
>> Anonymous
GROW UP and take anger management classes.
>> Anonymous
>>324226
sounds like youre hypoglycemic love, try eating 6 small meals aday and stopping sugary drinks, and unless u beef up even a fat fuks gonna knock you down no matter how much u train,
>> Anonymous
like when you get angry eat a biscuit then youll be better focused for beating people