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Anonymous
Good day /fit/,
this may seem as a troll post but it isn't. Earlier today I passed a somewhat wet fart. Included in it was half of a cashew nut. How can cashew nuts have lots of calories if they pass through nearly undigested?
>> Anonymous
Because it started as a whole cashew nut, and you didn't fucking chew.
>> Anonymous
Of course I chew. The nut was cut in half.
>> Anonymous
>>28093
So after you had chewed it, it had rebuilt itself in your stomach?

Interesting.
>> Anonymous
lol
>> Fuck !3uIQO01mdA
>>28097

Well, really, to avoid the stomache acid and such, it'd have to be rebuilt in his intestines.


Actually, now that I think about it, I think you just shoved that cashew up your ass.
>> Anonymous
>>28097
Stop trolling. I had obviously chewed it (in half, which is insufficient), so it didn't start as a whole nut as claimed by>>28090

>>28106
Is sleep-showing-nuts-up-your-ass as common as sleepwalking?
>> Fuck !3uIQO01mdA
>>28110

Yeah, I thought I had that problem for a long time actually. I'd pass wind and have strange things come out of my ass all the time.

Then a realized that you're fucking gay.
>> Anonymous
chewing is the first step of digestion.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
If you eat a ton at once it's possible the acid in your digestive system is entirely used up on other food and it made it through.
>> CrossFitter !!4JAoBaB1PP/
>>28089
Nuts, while a source of healthy fat, tend to be harder to digest, especially if you eat a large volume of them. You've got to either limit your intake, chew really hard, or switch over to nut butters (the lazy solution, but the stuff is expensive).
>> Anonymous
It's uncommon but not strange, especially if you drunk lots of water beforehand and your gastric juices were a bit diluted. Just the other day I was taking a shit and this ring of pig's skin (the kind that covers chorizos and stuff) just dangled from my ass, forcing me to remove it myself.
>> Anonymous
>>29089
i have never heard anything so disgusting in my life
>> Anonymous
>>29105
You appear to be new here. Enjoy your stay.
>> Anonymous
>>29109
i've been here for a long time. after becoming desensitized to almost everything, it seems it's the small things now that phase me the most