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timbo timbo
so there's this one bitch that's keep flakin on me all the fucking time right, calling off dates @ the last moment etc thats basically what flakes do man she does it every god dam time i wanna see her

so here's wtf i did just so u know be4 u hit da CLuB 'n all that this is 4 all my bro's @ F/iT keep your dukes up and ur wallet closed

txt msg: yo yo yo sup biatch its TIMBOOO it's a shame that you keep passing up the chance to have fun with quality people like myself . i guess I'll delete your number. hit me back if you think otherwise <-- ofc i toned it down a little cause its a female n shit and i still wanna bang her

hehe, it worked, she was a huge flake so i ended up deleting her for real. got 2 more honies i'm working on and if the flake
calls me cause she needs dick thats fine
lol it's just a random clubbin skank but u gotta keep it bangin u know find out @ what time niggaz be waking up to try bang that shit and wake up 5 minutes earlier and take those hoes out of the club man cause someone else is gonna do it for ya if u don't so learn da moves dont just stand there man u got the touch
u need 2 hit da club
it's like a meat factory, u advertise yo meat

u gotta learn da moves
and u then get da pussy
that's just da basics
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
after the club take her to denny's, make her pay, and then fuck her
>> Anonymous
thx timbo
>> CluelessNewfag !WSgPeEy3kM
I keep my dukes up and my wallet closed NIGGA
>> Anonymous
it was painful trying to read that
op ur a faggot im not reading that shit
>> Anonymous
TIMBO FOR PRESIDENT.
>> Anonymous
>>438625
newfag
>> Anonymous
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>>
>> Anonymous
TIMBOOOOOOOOO!
>> Anonymous
It was funny the first couple of times. Now this shit's getting old.
>> Anonymous
I love you timbo. I live for your posts.
>> Anonymous
but timbo what if i can't dance :(
>> timbo timbo
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>>438694
u need 2 get 2 work son for ladies it's important u can dance
and for u it's important ladies look good and the best looking ladies are at the club cuz they wanna be seen

so buy urself a mirror, put on some music and u snap into BeaSt MoDe sucka working those moves

check out some dance tutorials on youtube or like take a single workshop for like 10$

u could be killin all the guys standing with their drinks just by doin 2 moves all night man find out when they wake up and wake up 10 minutes earlier and practice ur moves man that's how u do it man by determation and skillz and hunger for PoWeeer
when it comes 2 music u just gotta feel the vibe and music and bounce with it and look like ur having fun and someone thats fun being around with bro otherwise u might as well castrate yourself and terminate your life in 30 seconds aight

thats all for now do u want 2 know more leave a msg after the beep

TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!@@
>> Anonymous
Hey Timbo,
What's the best way to introduce yourself to a girl at the club or to start dancing with them? I've tried just getting behind them and grabbing them, but they get all bitchy (most of the time).

I really need this help... I don't want to die alone. If my life doesn't get any better soon, I may actually kill myself because it's just not worth it.
>> Anonymous
>>438760

girls only reject if you're not attractive, especially in a club.

sorry dude :[
>> timbo timbo
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>>438760
don't worry bro nobody dies alone ur the result of 3 billion years of evolution man im sure ull find someone just as fuked up hehe just kiddin man u know i got your back so lissen up foo

u gotta make eyecontact with the girls man
and u gotta be smiling man
whattf are ur doing man just grabbin her? bitch is gonna think u tryna put her in a bag and roll off 2 some basement LOOOOOOL!!@@

u gotta do it smooth move in a little closer and u gotta looke like ur having fun and make eyecontact for a while u get it back and once u see she smilin u go in and dance with her maybe spin her around by her right hand or some shit make sure u not 2 touchy feely @ the start u'll freak her out make sure she looks interested son. personally i recommend approaching her sideways , never tapping her from behind like a EXCUUUUUSE me i'm a drug dealer thang~~

can u dig it sucka?
after dancing for a while take her by her arm gentlyyyy and sit down on some couch with her or something or take her to a quiet spot of the club.. chat with her or make out with her or whatever , get her number, don't leave after getting her number ever cause she'll not remember u the next day haha u definately wanna build some chemistry man

so let's say u only danced with her for only 4 minutes and party's almost over and u still didn't get her number, she's goin home or u are goin home, get to her and whisper something like "hey i had a lot of fun, but i gotta go but it would be nice if we could stay in touch, u got a # i can reach u at?" dial it right there jokingly ofc just to make sure it rings in her pants n shit
thats all for now would u like 2 know more

TIMBO
>> Anonymous
>>438800would u like 2 know more

That's my favorite movie. You're like my hero now.

Thanks, your suggestions help man.
>> timbo timbo
>>438788
man u can be brad pitt but if u only stand there @ the dancefloor with a drink not approachin anyone or not dancin u gonna ruin the expiration date on ur condums girls dont care as much for looks like guys do.. but grooming and styling is very important
there are those girls that do want a brad pitt to a certain degree but those girls just wanna make their hotter friends jealous (who are all dating fat rich guys) u wanna stay away from those they usually smoke and by age 25 they ugly as hell

timbo~@
>> Anonymous
It's funny how timbo is actually giving some valid pickup advice.

As if the character was real and he was not trolling.
>> timbo timbo
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>>438803
u got nothing to lose and so much 2 gain
i really want u 2 succeed
ur not allowed to suicide on november it's almost my birthday and it would be against timbo religion

u will go forth and experiment CLuBBiN Skillz @ various towns where nobody knows u

“If you're not making mistakes, you're not taking risks, and that means you're not going anywhere. The key is to make mistakes faster than the competition, so you have more changes to learn and win.”
>> timbo timbo
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>>438818
I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice. Tumbling down the rabbit hole?
I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he's expecting to wake up. Ironically, this is not far from the truth. Do you believe in fate?
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know, you can't explain. But you feel it. You felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there. Like a splinter in your mind -- driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
You can see it when you look out your window, or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, or when go to church or when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. You are a slave. Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, born inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind.
You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.
You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you what's up @ da CLuB. Remember -- all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.

TIMBO
(for international solidarity, social justice, democracy and PEACE)
>> Anonymous
yo timbo, how do i get one of those big crowd circles around me in da club when i bust some moves?

i wanna impress some bitches u know dawg, what's yo secret?
>> Anonymous
awesome post timbo,you da man.iv had alot of girlfriends,but i always have hung out in the same circles as them,iv never really been able to pull off straight pickups,except in mexico,but vacation sex is practically free,am i right.anyways,im wondering is it possible to go to the club by yourself and make pickups,im a goodlooking guy i just have a hard time with chicks i dont know.any good lines to use would be cool too
>> CWheezy !!bJFrM5LONOF
As much as this is funny to read, this is ridiculously good advice.
>> Anonymous
Timbo, how important are looks to a woman? I don't think I'm ugly, but I'm not gorgeous looking either. I'm fit but I don't have a fashion sense. I'm sarcastic and witty when I want to. How do I find a fine girl Timbo?
>> Anonymous
>>438985
Timbo tells it like it is; if you want to pick up a club bitch, wield your evolutionarily granted powers, and you'll get one.
>> timbo timbo
wtf field 2 long so i have to break all this shit down 4 all all ya'll NiGGaZ

>>438877
yo the circle thing is for battles only but i think bboys are pretty gay right now they enter the club point eachothr out like yo i want YOU man it's ON and make a circle an dance all night and they cant do shit they havent figured out what their party dance is back in the bronx days in the early 70s/80s there was a style called latin rock it was the original toprock, u know what bboys do before they hit the ground its all gone now nobody teachin it so thats why they all gay now and i'm like poppin, lockin, hiphoppin, salsain doin the rumba and just partyin
don't learn moves 2 impress just learn some basic stuff and when u start getting good and actually start enjoying it u will impress people i recommend a style like popping or locking or hip hop freestyle u can do those standing up without getting dirty n shit its very funky and robotic and impresses alot of chicks if thats what u want i learned dancing when i was 17 man initially it was 4 clubbin but i got so good @ it and started enjoyin it man and almost 10 years later im the fuckin TIMBOOOOOOOO i destroy these battle circles with just a few of my special MoVes, sting like a butterfly, float like a shark and then attaCk bitches @ da da dark wtf u doin man buy a playstation and some dance mats, youtube, take some workshops and at least do somethin man~~u practice this shit 1 hour a day and i promise u get that circle sooner or later
>> timbo timbo
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>>438967
yes u can go clubbin alone son but when u do u gotta chat people up or ull look like a creep key is looking like you're having fun just try to make conversation like u see a girl dancin walk up to her and be like hey girl you're pretty good who taught u that and shell be like it's all me baby and ur like oh cool bam youre in her pants lol would u like 2 know more
>>439020
u gotta take direct action son style is important
go out buy clothes with a female friend
id definately recommend having some of this shit
lifestyle wise
3 blac t-shirts,3 new white t-shirts,2 diff jeans that look good on u,1 dark suit,1 leather or suede jacket,2 dark pants,3 button down slim fit shirts,some blazers whatever colors u like,1 quality watch,1 sports watch,a decent leather wallet none of that ninja turtles rubber shit,good boxershorts, doesn't have to be expensive brand u can wear shitty ones all week and only wear ur calvin kleins when ur hooking up with some chick and maybe some loose clothing
,black socks, they cheap., never wear white ones -maybe some nice sneakers i recommend K-Swiss classic its great shoe for clubbin or not clubbin it goes with dance clothes and it goes with a jacket even those shoes go with anything
never get shoes with stripes n shit unless the stripes match something else u wearing
shoes should match da belt

as for clubbin u gotta figure out ur own style but a basic sense of style is much more important there are too many do's and don't like white socks maybe u should ask in /fa or go out shoppin with a female friend

would u like to know more
-TiMBOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
i love how timbo is right under all that bullshit
>> timbo timbo
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>>439410
yo homie theres shaolink temple NiGGaz that can do 1 finger pushups/pullups so why must u doubt me just cause a LeGeNd is @ FiT

there is only 1 true TIMBOOOOOOOOOO
and that's

TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(for global peace)
>> Anonymous
I wish timbo was my dad.
>> Anonymous
>>439434
i lol'd,timbo is the shit.thnx for the advice homie
>> Anonymous
I wish Timbo was my older brother.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
TIMBOOOO theres this virginchick man and she refuses to do it, cause she says she aint ready so how do I do it?
PEACE!
>> Anonymous
hey timbo how do I keep a conversation with a girl? it's like when I get her number I feel like "mission accomplished" and freeze up.
>> timbo timbo
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>>439510
ofc she's gonna say that cause she dont wanna be a slut son, she's capertalising @ her verginity i bet she sucked alot of dick tho that u dunno about~~NiGG LISSEN UP
it's not like u gotta talk about that shit u just do it man~~ did u ask for permission to break down her pussy or something lmao!!!?

so heres wassup ya'll niuggaz sticky this cause its the timbo method
u make out with her succ her tongue/lips whatever just get her horny keep the kissin goin its important 2 keep the kissin goin while followin all the TiMbo stepz
so let tha games begin
u stroke her stomach remember ur still making out u go down a lil son u know stroke near dat panties n shit then stop for a second go sideways stroke the thighs a bit and the inner thighs n shit, then around da PuSsy but dont touch it yet go up the stomach again and then again 2 the pussy WOOP WOOP now u can finger her remember ur still making out so finger her and pull her panties down or destroroy them or somethin man but dont bother pulling them all the way down but after a little while take off all her clothes n shit and then it's time 4 u 2 take off ur gundam armor also , put on a funky rubber and do the whoopty woop for 4 hours str8 niGGa


TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOO
stop drop 'n roll
>> timbo timbo
>>439522
u gotta keep talkin after u've gotten the number
gettin the number is not a goal it's a bridge from stage 1 to stage 2 and stage 2 is her PuSSY

so get the number mid conversation, for example yo i gotta go in a few minutes and then just put it in ur cell and then go like aight u were saying and the conversation goes on n shit

keep it street

TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
timbo u forgot about playing with her tits and kissing her neck
>> timbo timbo
>>439522
and just treat her like one of your guy friends bust her balls a bit etc dont put her on a BuDDha pedestral or anything she aint mother teresa she done some fucked up things and ur worried about what to say. u can talk about anything really, your interests, hers, what's going on in your life, hers, the world, keep it authentic, don't lie


T
>> timbo timbo
>>439531
ya i know i modified da method a bit so dat that nigga can bypass her virgin security but u can work those in if u want
>> Anonymous
Timbo my girlfriend cheated on me. Is it because I don't know enough of da moves? what should I do?
>> timbo timbo
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conversation is a skill really i used 2 be really shy and quiet but nowadays im TiMBOOOOOOOOO & i could bullshit u all to death if i wanted 2 u just gotta be social son and work on your social skillz and conversation skillz

download some conversation ebooks/audiobook torrents or something if u need ideas

communication is the most important skill in the world cause we tribal n shit and u not gonna make it in the world alone
u gotta have hobbies, passions, connections , friends and bitches

TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> timbo timbo
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>>439538
depends on how much u value ur relationship
was she drunk, is she in love with the guy etc, is the guy your best friend etc etc
how high is the drama LVL if it's just some one night stand,fuck it it's not like she was a virgin when u first met her so let it be what it is she'll be afraid for ur revenge the rest of her life while you're just smiling and minding ur own business she's gonna think is he cheating on me too haha i dunno man maybe it has a future maybe it don't but its gonna be amusing either way but u'd best start looking for some other hoes to warm the bench 2 make a smooth TraNsition

ps. if she still sees the guy u BETTA get rid of her unless u wanna change diapers on a baby that aint yours lol~~

lemme hear u say TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
>>439542
TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
this shit needs to be archived
>> timbo timbo
>>439538
plan B)

dont argue with her, bitches dont care what u say they care @ how u make them feel
don't argue for validation that she still loves you, or validation that you are getting somewhere with her. that's neediness& u give up ur PoWeeeeeeer when u do dat shit . just forgive her when you seek approval from them. think twice before you say anything "is this doing anything good for me, or am I just doing this for approval/validation"

TTTTTTTTTTTTIMBO..
>> Anonymous
throb
>> Anonymous
>>439551
>>439542
Thanx Timbo, I can tell you really have my back. I think I'm just gonna drop dat ho and bust some moves in da club.

PEACE
>> Anonymous
Timbo my man you still around?
>> Anonymous
this fucking trash of a meme drives me away from /fit/
you all will remain fatfucks or skinnyshits you fucking faggots
>> Anonymous
YO TIMBOOOOO !!! NEW POST MAN
>> Anonymous
TIMBO YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
>> Anonymous
>>440551
Meme=something we all repeat.
This is no meme. This is some faggot with a persona. Fuck you.
>> Anonymous
This thread is 98% OP.
>> Anonymous
ur all just jealous of timbo
>> Anonymous
>>440574
is also timbo.

So is this.
>> Anonymous
>>440564

you act like there's only one dumbass that does this shit

shut the fuck up op
>> Anonymous
timbo is a god
>> Anonymous
>>440616
hi timbo
>> Anonymous
>>440616
>>440619
hi timbo
>> Anonymous
>>440616
>>440619
>>440622
hi timbo
>> Anonymous
>>440616
>>440619
>>440622
>>440623
hi timbo
>> Anonymous
>>440616
>>440619
>>440622
>>440623
>>440625
hi timbo
>> Anonymous
>>440616
>>440619
>>440622
>>440623
>>440625
>>440627
hi timbo
>> timbo timbo
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lol?wtf is goin on here NiGGaZ
im so not respondin 2 all this shit cause its clubbin time
so winner by tekNiCaL kNOCCoUt:
TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(PoWeeeereD by diplomatic immunity and durex)
>> timbo timbo
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awwwwwwwwwww fuck it lemme here u say 1 more time

TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

/thread
>> Anonymous
TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
timbo shall never die
>> Anonymous
IT'S TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
Ho cry me a river , ho cry me a river

She got me love stonned
>> Anonymous
Bumping this shit cause not only is timbo fucking awesome, but this is valid advice.
>> Anonymous
i've noticed lately i am attracted more to guys than girls, but i have a lopsided penis. what moves can you teach me that will compensate for this?
>> Anonymous
timbo, you are the only good tripfag.
>> Anonymous
ahahahahah timbooooooooooo like ive said b4, your awesome
>> timbo timbo
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sup im back from da CLuB
there was this huge Arrab guy he got mad @ me stealin his whyte chick so now i got PSW.Banker4.APSA trojan on my pc a hard blow has been dealt 2 da TIMBOOOOO empire but ill recover cuz i can dance n shit
anyways';

>>441197
yo yo it's normal to be a little bent usually it occurs if u huge
try some moves from here http://101-sex-positions.com/
and if dat shit dont work u can always run up on some bitch sideways and attack that way


TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(for international solidarity, social justice, democracy and PEACE)
>> timbo timbo
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>>441203
yo i dont use tripcodes
i use the triple T method + da code of da streeetzzzzzzzzzzz + i been tru da 47 chambers of the SHaoLiNk temple and learned their skillz also so its easy 2 spot da faKes na mean
NiGGaZ can immitate but never duplacate da Skillzz so fuck codes
a wise man once said;

TIMBOOOOOOOOOO