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Anonymous
Help /fit/, I think I'm constipated

I just spent 2 hours in the bathroom trying to pass number 2 and nothing came out.
I've tried everything. I tried short interval pushes, long pushes, I tried breathing like a woman in labor, I even tried to stick my hand up there to pull it out.
None of those worked. I was able to get a few fingers up the hole and was able to feel my shit but the hole was just too small the the shit was too big.
It was pretty hard, I was able to mold it like clay with my fingers while it was still inside of me.
Its been 4 days since I've taken a shit. I really feel full inside and I have to get this thing out of me.
What should I do /fit/? This is not a troll post. Seriously, I need help.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
use a spoon
>> Anonymous
>>402895
thanks i'll try that
>> Anonymous
>>402858
Have you really never heard of laxatives? Also don't lick your fingers afterwards like that guy on /r9k
>> Anonymous
2 or 3 seconds (max) up the butt with water from the shower hose. Unscrew the head first and take the rubber washer thing out.

Make the water just a touch colder than body temperature. Absolutely not warmer. Colder is OK.

A few second of that then hold it in for a minuite or two then poop it all out. Should all move out no problem.
>> Anonymous
>>402903
are laxatives going to make the shit already inside of me softer? dont they just make you want to go to the bathroom?
>> Anonymous
What shape did you mold it into?
>> Anonymous
>>402858

>>I even tried to stick my hand up there to pull it out.
>>I was able to get a few fingers up the hole and was able to feel my shit but the hole was just too small the the shit was too big.
It was pretty hard, I was able to mold it like clay with my fingers while it was still inside of me.

Ewwww

>>403335

ROFL
>> Hyperbolie !/vvPu8L6pA
Stop putting fingers in your butt it's not going to work. Get some Laxatives it will make the passage softer and your stool too.

Afterward I recommend drinking plenty of water, nine glasses per day should do the trick, and drink a fiber supplement. Like Metamucil every other day.