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Anonymous
Attention Dr. Thaddeus P. Westinghouse, I have a problem and I formally request your assistance in the matter.
>> Anonymous
Come on, I know you're here; I saw you post a few minutes ago.
>> Anonymous
>>300708
philosophy
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
>>300708
Percival.

Now, do you have an actual problem that I can help you with or was that it?
>> Anonymous
can you subscribe me some drugs to make me more motivated please.

thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>300721
can i have steroid cream for my penis please
>> Anonymous
this thread is fantastic.
>> Prof dr Barthomolew J. Magincourt de La Croy VI, M.D., PhD !UeKTszLKBQ
oh hai
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
>>300757
I am not homosexual.
>> Anonymous
>>300767
>>300698
Look at these ridiculous faggots trying to mock you, Dr. Westinghouse. What are you going to do about it?
>> Anonymous
>>300771
have you stuck your hand up a man's ass?
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
>>300776
Very little, if anything. I'm here to give sound medical advice to people who need it, not to fight with children.

>>300780
A surgically gloved finger, yes, many times.
>> Anonymous
I love you, Dr. Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III.
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
>>300810
I'm not in any debt. You need math and maybe a cursory physics course depending on the school.

>>300811
I am a real doctor.

>>300815
I decline.

>>300817
Yes you can have herpes and not show any symptoms. Get tested; get some valaciclovir.
>> Anonymous
what the fuck kind of name is that? quit bullshitting, you're a bagger at a supermarket right? thaddeus
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
>>300833
I was named for my grandfather, who was named for his father.
>> Anonymous
>>300839
wot medicle preodcure do u least like doing?

and

has you ever seen a symptom of a serious condition in a close friend or relative and been correct?

omg <3<3
>> Anonymous
>>300857
I call BS on the bowel impaction. We nurses normally do it.

And I did watch a MD spray herself with a sebacous cyst she just cut open.

I kinda thought that was worse than shit
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
>>300849
I don't know anything about your insurance, and there are a lot of other variables. Anywhere between $0 to $2,500 seems possible.

>>300851
It's not great for you but it wont kill you either. Lighten up on the eating; if you're forced to be sedentary, eat only what calories you'll burn by being sedentary. Be sure to get back to exercising when your foot heals.
>> blindsided !zysVSYlJW.!!5h2
Is it possible to have a panic attack in one's sleep that would cause you to wake up?
>> Nathan Bedford Forrest
>>300873
i'm back to running and working out. i also added riding my bike and body-weight workouts. i haven't lost much weight, but i'm in better shape.
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
>>300872
That's pretty gross but "spray yourself with cyst fluid" isn't really a medical procedure. I assumed the person was asking about that as opposed to once-in-a-lifetime stuff.

>>300874
I don't know, maybe? It's possible to have an unpleasant dream that would cause you to wake up. I think you would wake up long before a panic attack truly started though.
>> Anonymous
>>300896
Why are you such a faggot?
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !Ep8pui8Vw2
I'm not a real doctor, but I play one on the internet
>> CEO Nwabudike Morgan, MBA
I was browsing /x/ some time ago and found a self-hypnosis audio clip that claimed to give the listener multiple, violent orgasms. After downloading the clip, I writhed/stretched so hard during my orgasm that I think I pulled a tendon in my foot. Now it hurts when I walk around. What can I do to speed up recovery?
>> Anonymous
>>300927
>>300910
Go away, trolls.
>> Dr. Archebald W.D, Glivenmore jr. Th.P.D., M.D., Nucl.E. Certified Zoologist !jMsopuxJCE
The real doctor has arrived, who's in need of some assistance?
>> Anonymous
>>300927
hi moot
>> Anonymous
>>300960
Protip: everyone knows that tripcode is #faggot
>> Dr. Archebald W.D, Glivenmore jr. Th.P.D., M.D., Nucl.E. Certified Zoologist !jMsopuxJCE
>>300960
lolsup
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
What does the P stand for?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>300984

I don't think it stands for Philosophy...
>> Anonymous
>>300985
Can you read? He said it stands for Percival.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>300988

Where?
>> Anonymous
>>300992
see:
>>300721
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>300994

what the fuck are you talking about