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Dear lady /fit/ters and other Anons who for some reason know,

How do I make myself look like a woman, not like a young boy with a gut? Traditional exercises such as running do nothing to make me more attractive.

Tell me if I'm fucked by my big ribcage/shoulders and should stop trying.
>> Anonymous
You must be a parking ticket, because you got FINE written all over you. Seriously.
>> Anonymous
Narrow hips, not much you can do about that. Just keep your weight down and dress right.
>> Anonymous
>>377284
;[
>> Anonymous
>How do I make myself look like a woman, not like a young boy with a gut?
Tuck your penis between your legs.
>> Anonymous
Whore yourself out to many men.
>> Anonymous
>>377284

olol

>>377289

Yeah, my shoulders are wider than my hips which is a trait usually found in men.

Actually wearing tank tops for some reason makes them appear smaller. Those tiny girlshirts make me look like a transvestite.
>> Anonymous
I believe Dr. /fit/ requires more pictures of you to accurately determine what you should do to look more womanly.
>> Anonymous
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>>377300

Got one more.

Too lazy to take any others.
>> Anonymous
i would say>>377300

just want to see TITS..but yeah you don't look manly at all in the pic.
>> Anonymous
>>377310
Jeez. You look great. If you have broad shoulders, they aren't that noticeable. You girls are always so self-conscious about your bodies. I would get with you any day of the week, and I'm not a fat ugly WoW nerd.
>> Anonymous
>>377318
seconded
>> Anonymous
Corset training maybe?
>> Anonymous
>>377320
You won't find the advice you want here. You have the frame that you have, exercise won't change that. You'd probably be better off in /fa/ asking how to dress for your frame.
>> Anonymous
Made a typo, and since I'm OCDing out I had to delete my post.

In summary: pic 1 makes my face look prettier than it is, so I'm not that great.

More advice would be optimal, but thanks for the reassurance anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>377324

True. You're probably right.

However, I've read in magazines about how magical fairy yoga and pilates transformed bodies across the world, so I was wondering if there was any truth to it. Building up the right muscles, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>377310
MOAR FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
moar pics
>> Anonymous
>>377326
Depending on how old you are, could develop more.

Other than that (surprised no one's said it already) do squats to strengthen and fill out your ass and keep eating healthy.
>> Anonymous
>>377326
Dont think that will make your hips any wider.
Building up your upper leg muscles could help.
>> Anonymous
SQUATZ

And I'm not even kidding
>> Anonymous
>>377333

21. My legs have actually gotten thinner (?) since my late teens. Probably because I swtiched from running to walking.

>>377334
>>377336

The answer was so obvious :D Thanks brahs
>> Anonymous
If your body puts fat in the right spots, gain some fat weight. But since you said you had a gut, probably not.
And yeah, squats for the legs and ass. It may not be a very girly exercise but it sounds like just the trick for feminine thunder thighs and booty.
Along with squats,
http://www.exrx.net/WeightExercises/Gastrocnemius/WTDonkeyCalfRaise.html
>> Anonymous
OP, you are WAY overlooking your "big ribcage/shoulders". they look normal as could be, and your body looks fine. you can tone even more if you'd like, but right now you look very hot.
>> Anonymous
So /b/ my old computer crapped myself and i now has a new one. Post pictures no /b/ folder should be without
>> Anonymous
>>377364
wat
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
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>>377353
>tone
>> Anonymous
I show you some work outs, with my penis and stuff.
>> Anonymous
SQUATZ.

And start having lots of sex. I know when girls start doing that, the oxytocin that gets released triggers a hormonal avalanche in their bodies that ultimately gives them wider hips.
>> Anonymous
>>377417

I read that as Oxycontin and almost punched you in the face.
>> Anonymous
>>377417
I reluctantly voulenteer my services for this unsavoury task. I just want to help, OP. I'm nice like that.
>> Anonymous
>>377318
>>377321
both of you are, don't lie to yourselves and the world around you

also, this is clearly just the OP trying to fish for compliments, and it wasn't even cleverly disguised. shame on all of you.
>> Anonymous
oh god, this talk of squats made me think of the only girl in my gym that does decent squats and her delicious thighs

*lix*
>> Anonymous
>>377310
I'd hit that so hard.
>> Anonymous
you are slender with small boobies and hips.

sux2bu. wear lipstick at all times, only way to label yourself as a woman.

if you're ever within a group of nerds, you may be mistaken for a dude.
>> Anonymous
>>377279
PLZ GIEV COMPLIMENTS, I NEED A DAILY AMOUNT OF ATTENTION TO SURVIVE
>> sage
cut off your fucking head with a rusty nail file.

that seems to be where the problem is.
>> sage sage
>>378362

so true

and i forgot to sage
>> Anonymous
it's a guy
>> Anonymous
grow your hair loong to look more girly. Skirts. idk. but your body is not bad. It isnt like you're a fatty in need of dire help or anything.
>> Anonymous
>>377345
>Traditional exercises such as running do nothing to make me more attractive.
>SQUATZ
>21. My legs have actually gotten thinner (?) since my late teens. Probably because I swtiched from running to walking.


>The answer was so obvious :D Thanks brahs

HURRR DURRRR
>> Anonymous
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SQUATZ!!!
>> Anonymous
OP, you are very cute and I would love to make love to you.
Do squats.
Like this girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t0pVbVa-rQ
>> Anonymous
OP, we all know that it's not you in the pics, so why don't you just post sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>378446
If I had a dick it would be rock hard right now.
>> Anonymous
OP, where do you live? I request your location so we can have some consensual sex in the missionary position.
>> Anonymous
>>377279
You are annoyed because you have low body fat, and it's in the wrong places- small breasts, minimal curves. A good idea would be to find your body mass and if it isn't 15% you want to get it there.
Your goal is to go from being "skinny-fat" (low muscle, high body fat) to "strong-fat" (high muscle, high body fat) but within reason (don't overshoot or MAN THE HARPOONS.) You want to change where your body fat is distributed by raising your metabolism (a natural result of higher muscle mass, which consumes more calories) and eating more healthy foods to try and raise your body fat percentage. Seems like a weird idea but it apparently works. This should hopefully suck in your pudge and add it to your hips, but, bust.
http://stronglifts.com/how-to-get-rid-of-the-pear-shape/

Eat protein and keep carbs down except post workout. Basically, reduce your carb intake and eat meat, fruit veggies. This will help to convince your body to put fat in different places rather than just your stomach because at the moment it is in starvation mode - give it meat and work out and it should cooperate.
Also, increase the number of calories you eat. You are trying to build muscle and put on some fat so just eat more healthy food (meat, fruits, veggies)
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>>378446
>>378446
i came buckets
>> Anonymous
>>378497
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Might help you with your noble quest.
>> Anonymous
>>377279
Stay away from exercises that will do too much for your arms and especially your shoulders (bench press, overhead press, etc.) I can guess that you don't want to end up looking like a muscle girl from the threads here :P

Do SQUATZ (possibly with dumbbells so you don't feel like a warrior woman)
Deadlift
Calf-raises
Leg Presses (if you don't want SQUATZ)
Leg curls
Dumbbell lunges

This should help build your legs - bigger butt/thighs, strong back. Key thing: don't do to much - you don't want to release too much testosterone and bulk up. Work out 3x per week max so as to not overheat the furnace.
Also, think about how much you run. If you are running a lot and love it, keep it up and simply increase your calorie intake to make up for it, particularly on the days you run. Otherwise, reduce your running. You are attempting to put on muscles, so you have to feed them.
>> Anonymous
>>378508
Albania, regularly since 1974
Andorra, regularly since 1985
Austria, regularly since 1980
Belgium, regularly since 1980
Bosnia and Herzegovina, regularly since 1983
Croatia, regularly since 1983
Czech Republic, regularly since 1979
Denmark (metropolitan), regularly since 1980
France (metropolitan), regularly since 1976
Germany, regularly since 1980
Gibraltar, regularly since 1982
Hungary, regularly since 1980
Italy, regularly since 1966
Liechtenstein
Luxembourg, regularly since 1977
Malta, regularly since 1974
Monaco, regularly since 1976
Montenegro, regularly since 1983
Netherlands (metropolitan), regularly since 1977
Norway, regularly since 1980
Poland, regularly since 1977
Republic of Macedonia, regularly since 1983
San Marino, regularly since 1966
Serbia, regularly since 1983
Slovakia, regularly since 1979
Slovenia, regularly since 1983
Spain (except Canary Islands), regularly since 1974
Sweden, regularly since 1980
Switzerland, regularly since 1981
Tunisia, since 2005
Vatican, regularly since 1966
Belarus, in years 1922-30 and since 1991
Bulgaria, since 1894
Cyprus
Egypt
Estonia, in years 1921-40 and since 1989
Finland, since 1921
Greece, since 1916
Israel, since 1948
Jordan
Latvia, in years 1926-40 and since 1989
Lebanon
Lithuania, in 1920 and since 1989 with break 1998-1999
Moldova, in years 1924-40 and since 1991
Palestinian territories
Romania, since 1931
Russia (Kaliningrad Oblast, in 1945 and now since 1991)
Syria
Turkey, since 1910 with break 1978-85
Ukraine, in years 1924-30 and since 1990
>> Anonymous
I think you need to post more pictures, with less clothes.
>> Anonymous
>>378525
second
>> Anonymous
>>378525
THIRD
>> Anonymous
As far as how you dress, i'm a man, so i can only tell you what men like and what my woman tells me: You want to show that you have good legs and a a decent pair of tits. Do not go overboard and dress like a slut or you will reveal that you don't have as much as the next whore. Go for tight and cute, you are already small.
Wear short shorts, tight jeans, capries, etc. Never ever masculine loose pants or shorts. You want the crotch of the pants against yours, not between your knees.
Wear skirts and dresses: not only are they hot, they help to accentuate your curves.
Wear white shirts, shirts with Horizontal stripes - both create optical illusions that make your breasts look bigger. Do Not wear loose mens' shirts, they hide your breasts and curves.
Wear shirts that show your breasts: the ones that are stitched beneath your breasts because they pull in and show them off, the ones that have stretchy material along the bust because they will droop in the center and accentuate your cleavage.
Tank tops like you said, make sure they are form fitting, striped?
Wear heeled shoes - they elongate your legs, etc.
>> Anonymous
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your squats, do them
>> Anonymous
Please remove any articles of clothing from your ribcage/shoulder area so that we might properly assess the situation.

tl;dr, >fourthd
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>378561
FIFTHED

come on, OP. Moar.
>> Anonymous
you need 2 move your camera away from your face and take a look in the mirror coause your hot!
>> Anonymous
>>377480

I love how when a girl posts pictures and asks for advice she's an attention whore, but if a man does the same thing, it's a legitimate thread. If male anons can post I IS SKINNY HOW I GET HAWT threads without too much resulting vexation, then I should be able to as well.

Also, if I were a fatty/10x hotter you'd be giving me less shit.

Anyway, thanks everyone for the help. I shall take your wisdom to heart.
>> Anonymous
>>378664
SHEE SPEAKS TRUTH ?!!?! !1
OHSHI-
I am corrupt.
>> Anonymous
>>378664
But you ARE hot, see, you are just trolling us for more compliments.
>> Anonymous
>>378664

That's because men are ugly.
>> Anonymous
>>378664

The difference is that you'll never be a man's equal. That's why they get help and you get called a camwhore. Because that's what you are. A dirty whore
>> Anonymous
Today's indie/punk/emo/"deep", juno bullshit clothing is to blame

go to /fa/ and ask the same thing
>> Anonymous
>>378664
>Anyway, thanks everyone for the help. I shall take your wisdom to heart.

You're welcome! Now how about we get something in return?
>> Anonymous
>>378668
GREAT WAY TO TURN IT AROUND ON HER
AHAHA LOL.
I feel less corrupt.

I don't know waht to think anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>378696
It was just an example, but you gota admit, she is hot.
>> Anonymous
Poor girl.
the internets are so very harsh.
I wish you the best of luck in your self-confidence while reading what 4chan has to say about you.
and then may you return to your kitchen unharmed.
>> Anonymous
>>378664
>>378664
this stupid men world
>> Anonymous
OP, you still didn't tell me where are you from.
Why must you hurt my feelings so?
>> Anonymous
>>378668

I meant that if I were perfect and had a professional camera with many lenses/photoshop skillz I'd reach legendary camwhore status and my pictures would be something akin to porn. Therefore, since they'd be seperate of myself and somewhat like a non-profit business venture, they'd receive less criticism. (ie, the more famous chans)

>>378733

I know your game. I could definitely deal without my facespace being hacked.
>> Anonymous
>>378759
I have no intent of doing such things, nor have the knowledge to.
And I'm really bad in social engineering.
>> Anonymous
>>378759
I think he just wants to force you to have sex with him.
>> Anonymous
>>378785
That has a low probability of happening, because we most likely live in two different parts of the world.
>> Anonymous
get this dumbass bitch off my /fit/ already man what the fuck.


we all know youre a dumbass attention whore


ps i wouldnt even fuck you.
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>>378791
>ps i wouldnt even fuck you.
>> Anonymous
>>378791

Then stop bumping my thread, genius.
>> Anonymous
>>378800
Beautiful and smart, what a combination.
>> Anonymous
A camwhore? On MY /fit/?
Bumping for lulz.
>> Bob Dole
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>>378793
So many White Knights wanting to get in her pants
So many ANTI White Knights trying to promote the idea that they're NOT WHITE KNIGHTS in fear if being classified as pathetic as the White Knights.
Remain neutral or you will look like a faggot.

>>378759
SHE SAGED HER OWN THREAD, SHE IS OFFICIALY NOT AN ATTENTION WHORE.

AWESOME !
to help her, and to help you all stfu, I will also sage. but I'm sure my post won't be the last

poor girl.
>> Anonymous
>>378829
I am still waiting for a country name, might as well sage.
>> Anonymous
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HEY GOISE WUTS UP
>> Anonymous
POAST MOAR OP I AM FAPPING SO HARD WHILE I FANTASIZE ABOUT CHOKING YOU AND FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS
>> Anonymous
OMG A loli Run *Runs*
>> Anonymous
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>>378860
>>378866
>> Anonymous
>>378835

California.

Not a country, but what with its economy it should be. Now let this shit die.
>> Anonymous
>>378870
Well, that's just too bad.
>> Anonymous
>>378872
>>378870
i am also a sage.