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Anonymous
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? DO YOU ENJOY THE THOUGHT OF THOUSANDS OF PIMPLE FACED COMPUTER NERDS JACKING OFF TO YOUR PICTURES? DOES THAT TURN YOU ON? ARE YOU FISHING FOR ATTENTION BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO STUPID IN REAL LIFE TO GET IT FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND, WHO BY THE WAY, IS PORKING SALLY-THE-HOT-CHEERLEADER, RIGHT NOW. DID HE FORGET TO CALL HOME? OH WAIT, MAYBE YOU DONT HAVE ONE. NOONE CAN STAND TO BE AROUND YOU. HELL, YOU CANT EVEN STAND BEING AROUND YOURSELF, THATS WHY YOU ARE HERE. ARE YOU MAD PISSED? ARE YOU LONELY? DO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT? DO YOU? DO YOU?!
I CAN SEE WHY HE WOULD PORK ANOTHER CHICK, THOUGH, CAUSE YOU ARE BARELY PORKABLE. I MEAN, SHIT, LOOK AT ALL THE FAT. HELL I'M WILLING TO BET THAT ALL THE RAGING FATTY BASEMENT DWELLING NERDS HERE WON'T EVEN COMPARE TO THE AMOUTN OF FAT YOU ARE SPORTING. WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO SHOW YOUR FACE PICTURES, BY THE WAY? ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING? ARE YOU DISFIGURED? ACNE? CROSWFEET? YOUR BULLSHIT DON'T FOOL ME.
BUT HEY, TAKE COMFORT IN KNOWING THAT I WOULD DO YOU, PROBABLY, IF YOU HAD A PAPERBAG OVER YOUR HEAD. AND NO, YOU ARE NOT CUTE. NO, YOU ARE NOT SPUNKY. NO, YOU ARE NOT A BABE. NO YOU ARE NOT DOING US A FAVOR. NOW GET LOST.
PS. LEARN TO PROPERLY EXPOSE YOUR PICTURES.
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