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Anonymous
Hey guys, just a quick question, I was wondering if this was normal...

I was weighing myself with Wii Fit and while doing so I had the urge for a bowel movement, so I thought it would be funny to weigh myself before and after.

...and I ended up weighing more AFTER going to the bathroom. Is that even possible?
>> Anonymous
dude I do that all the time. adds excitement to your poop. I have a digital scale and occasionally it gets messed up
>> Anonymous
only if you gained weight via eating/drinking/clothes/etc. or wii fit is not the best at being an accurate scale.
>> Anonymous
>>477583
nope, i was wearing the exact same thing, and didn't eat or drink anything. i went straight from the toilet to back to the balance board, which i didn't move from its original spot.

could it have something to do with me weighing myself the first time after working out and sweating a lot? and then being in a more settle state after the bowel movement?
>> The !GAME...EBc
>>477592
try it again, but be naked next time
>> Anonymous
>>477592

Only if, while you were taking a dump, you were also farting helium.
>> Anonymous
>>477595
I was! :(

Maybe it had something to do with the balance board shutting itself off while I was pooping, maybe it screwed up a setting or something. Although it calibrates itself every time you do a body test.

Weird. I'm stumped. This was a massive poop, too. I got all excited and everything. How disappointing.
>> Anonymous
Hey man, I gotta know. How useful is the Wii fit to you?
>> Anonymous
Actually weight is measured by gravity times mass. When you expel your poop, your body actually gains more mass (air pressure and all) in the intestines. So there you have it. You should weigh a little bit more after dumps.
>> Anonymous
I think you've just proven how unreliable those things are.
>> The !GAME...EBc
>>477609
Problem solved using SCIENCE.
>> Anonymous
>>477607

To be honest, I've lost 55 lbs. without a gym membership.

It was exactly what I needed as motivation to start getting into shape. I know it's a nerdy thing to say, but it's true. If I relied on myself I never would've been able to do it, but putting it in a video game format where I can set goals, track and chart results, and have some fun really did the trick for me. I've moved beyond most of the exercises the game offers, but still use it daily to keep track of my progress. I couldn't recommend it more.
>> Anonymous
>>477609
Ohhh, that makes sense. Thanks for pointing that out! So after a while things should go back to normal, say in the morning?
>> Anonymous
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>>477612
>> Anonymous
>>477614
It should after your intestines shrink a bit in circumference (since they are no longer full of food).
>> Anonymous
R O F L at the people who think that explanation was good.
>> Anonymous
>>477609
I'm pretty sure shit would have more mass than air...
>> Anonymous
you should be shot for even owning a wii fit unless you have a girlfriend that like to play it a lot.
>> Anonymous
something similar happened to me now im curious if the given explanation is actually right
>> Anonymous
>>477657

i demand to know what the response to anon is
>> Anonymous
>>477609

What in the fuck is this explanation? Wrestlers take epic shits before weigh-in to make sure they're within their weight class, so do boxers. Air pressure? jesusfuckingchrist.

How about: the WiiFit is a shitty scale that I wouldn't trust beyond ±2 lbs. How much more are we talking about? .1#?
>> Anonymous
lol
GAS WEIGHS
>> Anonymous
LOL if shit weighed less than air shit would actually fly.
Idiots.

This happened because the weight can't be trusted.
>> Anonymous
>>477729
lol
SHIT WEIGHS MORE THAN AIR, YOU WOULD HAVE TO HAVE AIR AT AN INCREDIBLE PRESSURE INSIDE YOUR INTESTINES TO FIT ENOUGH OF IT TO EQUAL THE WEIGHT OF A LARGE PIECE OF SHIT
>> Anonymous
>>477611
Stupid dick.

Ofcourse you weigh less after you poop. Air pressure in your intestines or anywhere doesn't matter.
>> Anonymous
clearly the Wii fit board sucks next time shit in a box and weigh that.
>> Anonymous
I would OP waste money on this casual vapor ware shit. Nintendo is the cancer killing video games
>> Anonymous
I'm guessing what happened is you were working out and using the Wii Fit. You weighed yourself after you'd been using it for a little bit... the Wii had "settled" a little bit from prolonged use. Then after you got off to go take your shit, the Wii "rebounded" a little bit from not having any or constant pressure on it. It was more sensitive when you got on it after your poop, so you "weighed more" to it.

tl;dr: you used it a lot, and it got inaccurate from constant pressure; you got back on and it was more sensitive from not being used for a little bit.