what's the easiest way to hit 5,000 calories and still not have it be super expensive?I can explain why I need so much, but it mostly involves me sleeping a lot less than normal people.
freebirds has a 4k calorie burrito you can get.
Peanut Butter and Milk
BITCH GET SUM MOTHER FUCKING WAFFLE FRIES
CHIPOTLESEVERY FUCKING DAY FUCK YEAH
>>363163>>363165I'M NOT MADE OF FUCKING MONEYno freebirds where I liveI do love my peanut butter thoughKEEP HER CUMMMING
You want to turn into a fatty right? hahahaAny kind of fat is the easiest choice. A lot of calories and some sources of fat are really cheap.Sugar, relatively cheap.Just avoid protein, because carbs and fats are cheaper.Good luck sick fuck
>>363150Peanut butterOlive oilcheesemilkchuck (or any beef I guess)bread
>>363150fresh white bread, just take a loaf cut off the sides and crush it into a ball
FAST FOOD
eat meals ready to eattheres over 2000 calories packed into themtheyre not very filling
who are you? michael phelps?
>>363443YES AND IVE DEVELOPED A METH ADDICTION
>>363205Empty calories are empty
>>363465It doesn't matter when he's on meth.
5k cals ? You must weigh 115 trying to hit 175 or something. Can you explain why you want so much? Stretch marks are fun and all, but really, I'm 160 going for 175, and I take in roughly 3300/day and am seeing fantastic results.
I'm 6'2", 190 currently, I'm trying to gain a little more weight, I'm also training for a triathlon1. I sleep less than normal, I never sleep more than 7 hours a night(usually around 4-5 hours), unless I'm sick or haven't slept for 3 days2. I can't sit still ever, much like trying to get a person on meth sit still3. I have a much higher metabolism than normal. I'm an ex-marine and I was a double ration in boot camp. The other double rations gained weight, I dropped from 160 to 150.
Nuts have quite a lot of cals
>>364278can you please explain HOW they determined that you would need double rations?generally, @ boot they are happy when every1 is losing weight, and you stats dont put you in 'undesirable' territory,kudos for them noticing. i am in a similar boat to you. if i cant keep it above 4000cal, i shed weight like panties off a 4 dolar hooker.
>>364285not exactly sure, probably a combination of BMI and the way I looked. They want you to lose weight, but if you can see all your ribs, you probably need to gain weight
When you're in Iraq or wherever, does the army hire in prostitutes for the soldiers? Or does everyone just go without sex..
bacon and cheese covered french friesonion blossom4 ground beef patties, 4 slices of ham, 4 slices of bacon, 4 slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, thousand island.that's about 10,000 calories.