I just stubbed my right big toe on the leg of a chair, causing the severely ingrown toenail to rip into the already swollen and agitated surrounding flesh, spilling a god awful amount of puss and blood onto my carpet. I went upstairs, washed my hands, put on a pair of sterile nitrile gloves, opened up a brand new sterile number 10 scalpel, disinfected the toe with iodine, and fucking excised half of my toenail. I then opened up a fresh suture kit and put a single stitch in the wound created by the nail in the first place. I disinfected it again, wrapped the toe in gauze, and secured it with surgical tape.The point of this thread? To let you know how fucking awesome I am.
Cool story bro.
/r/ing pic of the toe with the bandage off. I just got my ingrown surgerized, and I never experienced any pain.
Pics or it didn't happen.Your veins must be flowing with endorphins to pull of a task this great.
>>364931>Your veins must be flowing with testosterone to pull off a task this great.Fixed.
>sterile nitrile gloves>brand new sterile number 10 scalpel>a fresh suture kitWHO THE FUCK JUST HAS THIS SHIT? WHO THE FUCK HAS THE BALLS TO CUT OFF HALF THEIR TOENAIL AND THE SEW THE FUCKING WOUND UP? ARE YOU THE GOD DAMN BATMAN?
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