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HELP Anonymous
I need to lose 50 pounds in 5 days, can you help me.
pic was related, but i was embarrased, so now its not
>> Anonymous
>>294579
drink water only for the next 5 days. exercise as much as you can on the first day. The rest of the days lie in bed, get someone to bring you water, jug to piss in, etc.
>> Anonymous
throw up, eat a shitload of fiber (it will help you poop), eat nothing but water, and work your absolute heart out.
>> Anonymous
liposuction
>> Anonymous
Cut off your leg that's like 50 pounds right there.
>> Anonymous
kill youself and let your family sell your organs

problem solved
>> Anonymous
shave all the hair off of your body, that should drop you down about 2 pounds.
>> Anonymous
Kill yourself, the maggots and shit will eat your intestines and the pounds will literally melt away!
>> sasuke
1. Paint yourself black.
2. Go to a KKK meeting.
>> Anonymous
>>294855
in 5 days? i don't think so tim.
>> Beach Head
Throw up while running continuously all day and don't drink or eat anything.

Do this day and night.
>> Anonymous
Every answer in this thread is win
>> Anonymous
>>294579
>I need to lose 50 pounds in 5 days, can you help me.

why in the fucking shit do you have to do that?