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Hey /fit/, I was curious about the "Master Cleanse / Lemon Cleanse" and wanted to know if it really did benefit anyone.

I've read reviews on other sites, but they always seem generated to me.

Any /fit/izens tried it?

And just for the hell of it, pic is me. So its related. :-)
>> Anonymous
I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but you have a lot of metal in your face. Is your skull made of magnets?
>> Anonymous
>>433124
I have in fact noticed that...its quite strange, sure.

But irrelevant to my interests. :-)
(22 piercings total.)
>> Anonymous
Also, your hair is an unconventional color.
>> Anonymous
>>433128

Indeed.
>> Anonymous
>>433132
>>433128

You're losing her, guy.
>> Anonymous
I also strongly suspect you're gay.


Do you do anything normal? ;D
>> Anonymous
Look, not gay. Just curious about the goddamn "Master Cleanse" bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>433142
and kinda rude, sheesh
>> Anonymous
Wow, you're gorgeous. I really want to make love to your face.
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OMG CAN I BE YOUR INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT?1/1
>> Anonymous
not gay. just cute
>> Anonymous
>>433149
Anytime, sexy. I bet your come taste just like fried chicken.
>> Anonymous
Exif data says the picture was taken today on an Iphone.
>> Anonymous
You do come across as kind of dykish, but i'd still tap that ass :3
>> Anonymous
Cleanses are bullshit, OP, and here's why:

"The Truth About "Cleansing"

Q: Every time I hear about "cleansing" protocols my bullshit meter goes crazy. My girlfriend insisted on trying a lemonade and sea salt fast recently for cleansing and she passed out after a few days. Is there any good cleansing program out there?

A: A cleanse was a great idea... a hundred years ago. The reason is, the average American today has to detoxify 500 chemicals a day. So a cleanse was a better idea when there wasn't so much pollution around.

One phase of detoxification is in the liver and one phase is in the kidneys. This is known as phase 1 and phase 2 detoxification. You need rich nutrient reserves before you do any kind of detoxification program.

Most people don't have enough nutrients in their bodies, so as they detoxify they actually get very toxic! Since they're also consuming low calories on their cleanse, the fat cells dump the toxins as they burn them.
toxic

So, basically, people today get more toxic because of the cleanse. They have to get rid of all that stuff, so they actually get worse from the detox. It's easy to make yourself sick with a cleanse.

Finally, unless you have a genomic profile done, you should never do a cleanse. You need to know which enzymes you have. You also need to have a comprehensive metabolic profile done so you'll know what it is you need to detoxify. For example, if you have toxic levels of aluminum in your body, the only thing that pulls it out is magnesium malate.

You need to know what poison you have in your body so you'll know how to get rid of it. You can't do that with generic, unregulated, over-the-counter "detox" supplements.

In short, if you're going to do a cleanse, only do it under the supervision of a well-trained functional medicine doctor. Otherwise you could do something very bad for your health."

The author is Poliquin, he's a genius in the exercise physiology field and coach's world class athletes.
>> Anonymous
>>433121
are you man or woman?
>> Anonymous
Bitch, I expect a thank you for posting that Poliquin article. I might have just saved your life.
>> Anonymous
>>433202
I think tits are in order. amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>433206

Agreed. Tits are entirely in order.
>> Anonymous
OP what do you mean by the reviews being "generated'?
>> Anonymous
color you hair dark brown, and make em curly, men will love em! (off-tpc)
so uhmm yea, my mother tried it and lost some weight, now she looks great :)
>> Anonymous
>>433156
Date: September 13, 2008 12:10:05PM (timezone not specified)
(1 month, 21 days, 21 hours, 34 minutes, 48 seconds ago, assuming an image timezone of US Pacific)

thats not today, dumbass
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Goddamnit. Not a dyke either!
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Short hair doesn't equal dyke.

Its still kinda short, but black now..

No current pics cause I'm tired and look like shit.
>> Anonymous
>>433378

Dyke or not I would still urinate in your hind quarters.
>> Anonymous
>>433374
>>433378
I would totally fuck your throat
>> Anonymous
>>433378
>>433374
You don't look too bad. I'd take a dump on your chest.
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>>433390
>>433398
>> Anonymous
I'm still waiting for my thank you.
>> Anonymous
I would lick your ass-after the others get done with you it will probably be the cleanest spot on you.
>> Anonymous
Cleansing and detox are Bullshit!
In fact, Penn and Teller's Bullshit! show talked about it. You can youtube it if your curious.
>> Anonymous
was there a tits or gtfo? cause i don't see tits yet
>> Anonymous
NICE CHIN THERE JAY LENO
>> Anonymous
go fr girlz? ;)