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Anonymous
A friend of mine just collapsed from something. The symptoms were convulsions, foaming at the mouth, eyes rolling back in her head, and throwing up blood. I have no idea what's going on, or what this is. Someone please tell me. The first thing I thought was cyanide poisoning.

Pic unrelated.
>> Anonymous
So, instead of dialing an emergency phone, you came to 4chan for advice.

Take pics and post them on /b/
>> Anonymous
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Well at least I have SOME good news for you
>> Anonymous
No you fool, she's at the hospital now. I didn't see her collapse, my dad told me about it.
>>Take pics and post them on /b/
Sorry, I'm still human.
>> Guil
trollan on /fit/ is unacceptable
>> Anonymous
>>15948
So is saging in a topic that isn't about "my penis is too sensitive" or "my cock is too small how I get bigger."
>> Guil
>>15955
so for diversity we let troll threads continue? don't be dense
>> Anonymous
>>15958
Hah, troll thread? Sure keep thinking that.
I wanted to know what these symptoms meant but I guess that's too much to ask from anon in a trial board.
>> Anonymous
google MD

i always gives a good answer, and if it ever gives a bad answer, its because you were a stupid patient and gave the wrong symptoms
>> Guil
>>15967
The way you worded it sounded very much like:
>well /fit/ my friend is convulsing, throwing up blood and foaming at the mouth right next to me.. what's wrong with her?

But anyway I imagine it was just a severe seizure, maybe she didn't throw up blood but rather bit down on her tongue or something.
>> Learn to ask for help, twat Anonymous
>>15967that's too much to ask from anon in a trial board.

Specially when you start a thread with "A friend of mine just collapsed..." in the same way you could say "a muslim, a jew, and a mexican walk into a bar"...