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i just made a pizza that has all the calories i need in one day in the right protein/carb/fat proportions. It has low-fat kebab meat (10%), beef (5%), and cheese (5%), self made whole grain crust, and 50 grams of rapeseed oil.

is this awesome? y/n
>> Anonymous
also, pic related; it's my pizza
>> Anonymous
>>204832
So you eat that and you don't need to eat for the rest of the day?
>> Anonymous
i thought it said hai /fit/ but guess not
pretty cool OP
>> Anonymous
OMG that thing looks like a doughnut. Lawl.
>> Anonymous
>>204840
no i'm planning to slice it up and eat pieces of it throughout the day, of course
>> Anonymous
>>204840
If he ate it all at once, the excess energy would be stored as fat or simply expelled, meaning you'd still be fucking hungry in like 6 hours even though you've already eaten all your calories. Ideally I would guess a slice every two hours or something would maximize the amount of calories accessed..

Awesome in theory, since you know exactly how many calories you need and of what proportions. Will you be lacking in vitamins/minerals though?
>> Anonymous
>>204851
i'm not sure about the vitamins/minerals so can't keep doing this too often, though i'm taking a vitamin pill today just to be sure
>> Anonymous
Y
>> Anonymous
>>204913
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>> Anonymous
>>204943
perhaps he meant grapeseed oil? one letter off, yet actually good for you.
>> Anonymous
Rapeseed oil, aka, canola oil. It's fat profile is quite good in EFAs.
>> Anonymous
rapeseed oil = canola oil
>> Anonymous
rapeseed oil is the sexiest of the oils; good job op
>> Anonymous
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DID SOMEONE SAY RAPESEED
>> Anonymous
>>204943
>>204946
*facepalm*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed
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>Rapeseed (Brassica napus), also known as rape, oilseed rape, rapa, rapaseed and (in the case of one particular group of cultivars) canola, is a bright yellow flowering member of the family Brassicaceae (mustard or cabbage family).

HONEY I'M GOING TO THE STORE TO PICK UP SOME RAPE, DO YOU WANT ANYTHING WHILE I'M OUT?
>> Anonymous
>>204955
lol wow
>> Anonymous
>>204832
so... you gonna post a recipe?
>> Anonymous
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>>204958
No, I'm good, but thanks for---HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GB2 BASEMENT
>> Anonymous
>>204958
oh god i fucking lol'd idk why
>> Anonymous
>>204832
Y awesome
must know whole recipe step by step with proportions plz.
>> Anonymous
>>204958
I could really go for some RAPE right about now. anyone else?
>> Anonymous
>>204970
I'm personally always up for some rape.
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THERE'S NOT NEARLY ENOUGH RAPE IN THE PANTRY, WE NEED MORE
>> Anonymous
post recipe already
>> Anonymous
WE'RE RUNNING LOW ON RAPE I'M GONNA GO OUT AND GET SOME BRB
>> Anonymous
>>204832
this is technically rape pizza? y/y
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>> Anonymous
enough rape, it's not that funny

post recipe
>> Anonymous
>>205002
gtfo rape is always funny
>> Anonymous
I love rape.
>> Anonymous
>>205013
Isn't it a wonderful pick-me-up for a shitty day?
>> Anonymous
rape is so tasty
>> Anonymous
That's not even funny, guys, my brother died that way.
>> Anonymous
>>205045
Your brother died by eating rape pizza?
>> B
Rapeseed oil is toxic. Read about it. Not a joke.
>> Anonymous
>>205071
lolwut? RAPE PIZZA IS POISONOUS
>> Anonymous
I must know the recipe.
>> Anonymous
wow, this is the first time i've actually lol'd on /fit/
>> Anonymous
loli haet raep peetsa
>> Anonymous
RAPESEAD