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Hey /fit/ i wanted to ask you guys about some of the finer points of sex (I'm 24, if that matters).
Physical:
1. What are the best foods and drinks to consume before having sex that gives you the biggest and most longest lasting boner.
2. Are there any supplements that might help with that? I once had sex after taking Gakic (bodybuilding supplement) and my boner was huge and up for a while but it dehydrated the shit out of me.
3. Does masturbation affect sex in any way? Is it better to have more or less semen on reserve, etc.

Mental:
1. How do you psyche yourself up when dealing with sub par ass or just not feeling it at the time? After watching these gorgeous girls in porns, its hard to have sex with a regular girl
2. When Michael Phelps won his 8th gold medal, my ex girl and i tried to have sex that night but i wasn't feeling it because michael phelps made me feel inadequate. How can I deal with his awesomeness?

I think the best advice for now is "bone other girls".
>> Anonymous
>>416741
Srsly, if you dont know this by now, you don't deserve to ask.
>> Anonymous
>How can I deal with his awesomeness?

Simply put, you can't. Best case scenario is to let him fuck your gf while you get your throat slit.
>> Anonymous
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>michael phelps made me feel inadequate
>> Anonymous
>When Michael Phelps won his 8th gold medal, my ex girl and i tried to have sex that night but i wasn't feeling it because michael phelps made me feel inadequate. How can I deal with his awesomeness?

Watch his skits on SNL. He stutters at least once per sentence. He's pretty much mentally handicapped.
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>> Anonymous
1.) UNAGI. UNAGI POWAH.
2.) No.
3.) Of course it affects sex. If you fap before sex you'll last longer, but you'll came less and it won't be as pleasurable. If you don't fap you won't last as long, but you'll came more and it'll be better.

1.) Find a hotter chick to fuck.
2.) You can't. He's a fucking sea monster.
>> Uncle Ruckus
Keep in mind that this advice comes from my working for three years in an adult video store, and being the official unofficial sexual councilor to people that needed it.

Regarding the physical side, I'm not sure of food helps your erection in any positive way, since it's mostly mental to begin with. If you believe you'll be a fucking god, then you have a much better chance to be one. You could have gotten dehydrated from the exercise you were getting, too. Try taking it again and drink water when you can. Masturbation can have a negative effect on you if you do it too soon before sex. Of course, it also depends on how quickly you recuperate afterward, as well.

For the mental side, the only advice I could give you regarding porn is to see how it's really made. It's not just fucking and then get paid. Some scenes can take up to 12 hours to film, and the women can have professional-quality makeup artists making them look as good as possible. A lot of porn actresses are surprisingly plain when they're not on the set.

Please tell me you're joking about feeling inadequate next to a PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE. You really need to get over that. Be yourself. Know that you're going to own the girl you're with in bed. Make it your goal to fuck her and make her want you and you alone. If you're going to have sex with a girl, then make it a point to make her forget about every other person she's ever been with for the few hours you're with her.
>> Anonymous
1-Hamburgers. The size of a car. A pool of Pepsi to help you swallow them.
2-More hamburgers. A few tons of fries might help too.
3-No.Genital mutilation, on the other hand, will make sex better.

1-Start fapping to fat girls porn. The uglier, the better.
2-Tell your girl to put on some swim cap and googles, a strap-on and to fuck your ass screaming "I´m Michael Phelps"
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>>3. Does masturbation affect sex in any way?

GTFO ma /fit/, nao.
>> Anonymous
>>416760
stuttering doesn't necessarily mean he is mentally handicapped.
>> Anonymous
1: Viagra
2: Viagra
3: Yes, makes you cum less and less horny


1: An hero
2: An hero
>> Anonymous
OP pic has a nice body. You having trouble with that?
>> Anonymous
i too would prolly have trouble getting it up with a black cube face like that
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps signed a book deal

honestly, who would want to read a book about eating and swimming
>> Anonymous
>>416930
every female on the planet between the ages of 15-65
>> Anonymous
you gotta find the perfect point of hydration:

That is - you gotta be hydrated enough to not have dehydration creep up on you during this strenuous activity, but on the flip side you don't want the urge to piss hitting you in the middle of sex (big boner and mood killer).

Also, stay away from sexual stimulants - i took a "Weekend Prince" once - sure the sex was awesome, but during and after i was red from dehydration and i was getting random boners for the next 3 days
>> Anonymous
>>417042
>i took a "Weekend Prince" once - sure the sex was awesome, but during and after i was red from dehydration and i was getting random boners for the next 3 days

you say it like it's a bad thing, weekend prince get!
>> Anonymous
>>417049
random boners are not win when you have a 3 hour train ride the next day.
Also, its weird to have an erection not go down after you cum. It's like damn - what am i gonna do with it now lol
>> Anonymous
>>416952
lol. no. fuck off phelpsfag.
>> Anonymous
>>417080


keep...going?