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Anonymous
While high yesterday I figured out the PERFECT fool proof plan for dieting.

Step 1: Eat your meal
Step 2: Eat lettus until you are completely stuffed

Just do that for every meal and you will never be hungry for chocolate or whatever it is you end up eating that you're not supposed to. :P
>> Anonymous
MIND=BLOWN
>> Anonymous
jesus...
>> Anonymous
Oh come on, that's so fucking stu... wait...

Oh god.

BRILLIANT
>> Anonymous
Eat small portions of your meal then eat lettuce. Lettuce has mostly chlorophyll and water. It may get boring quick but it has been successfully done.
>> Anonymous
>>182439

A female probably wrote this.
>> Anonymous
>>182463
I Just use lettuce as filler between meals when I get hungry. I still do SQUATZ and eat fucktons of protein.
>> Anonymous
>>182463
Hm...
>>182439you will never be hungry for chocolate
Definitely.
>> Margaret
>>182439
>lettus

I'm sorry, I don't know what lettus is. You must still be high. You fail miserably.
>> Anonymous
enjoy ur gas