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Anonymous
You know how poppy seed foods can supposedly cause a false positive for opiates.

Yeah I did my own test.

12:45 - Half a poppy seed muffin was injested

3:40 - Probation officer came to my house to drug test me. Tested positive for opiates.

tl;dr don't eat poppy seed food if you have any chance of taken a drug test.

inb4 myth busters
>> Anonymous
SOLUTION: Take a bunch of opiates and tell the station that you love muffins.