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I'm one of those screwed over by the genetic lottery and have a small penis

roughly 1" unerect and 4" erect

What the fuck can I do about this? It's fucking killing my confidence. I've had a bunch of girls express interest in me but I sabotaged any future potential since I'm afraid I'd get laughed at and humiliated. God hates me seriously.

I heard about jelqing, does jelqing work?

Don't tell me size doesn't matter

tl;dr let's discuss penises
>> Anonymous
Wow, 1 inch?

Better split a piece of fruit and get that tongue into practice buddy, you're gonna need it.
>> Anonymous
>>402832
is there like an instructional website or video or someshit on how to perform oral on a woman?
>> Anonymous
>>402828
P3nor implants
>> Anonymous
just get the surgery.
>> Anonymous
jelqing works to some extent, but in all serious, you're an ideal candidate to go under the knife (surgery, not suicide. I shouldn't have to clarify but, this is 4chan) they can add an extra inch or two tops, but every bit counts at that size
>> CRUISE CREW !Cek2pyNiwE
>>402828
HOW OLD ARE YOU? 5 LOL!
>> w
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Eating a woman's pussy is about the most wonderful thing you can do for her. It makes her feel loved, admired, sexy, and of course it makes her cum like crazy. Many women prefer it to intercourse, and for most, it is the easiest way to cum with a man. You may have the littlest dick on the planet, but if you give great head, you will be appreciated as a fabulous lover. Yes, it's that important. Besides, lots of women expect it these days - you might as well know what your doing.

First off, guys seem to have a strange love/hate relationship with women's genitalia. Guys that can't wait to get their dick into one are often reluctant to put their face "down there". For every guy who says he loves to eat pussy, there's another one who's squeamish. Women know this, and it affects their ability to lay back and enjoy the experience. There is nothing more exciting to a woman than to know that her partner finds her delicious. Don't be coy; tell her. When a guy fingers a lady and then smells, licks, sucks the juice off his finger and sighs as if in heaven, she knows this is her lucky day.

What if your sweet lady doesn't smell or taste very sweet? Don't suffer. (Don't complain, either.) Take a nice hot shower or bath together. Lather up both of your bodies and slide them together. It's like a whole body fuck. Soap up her vulva, washing between her outer and inner lips. Spread her lips apart and gently wash her clitoris. Hey, don't stop - this feels great! Run your soapy hand down the crack of her ass, and rub a finger all around her anus. You can stick one finger in and wash around inside too, if you anticipate any anal play, and I suggest you do. But don't put those soapy fingers up her vagina. Instead, rinse them off well and stick one or two inside, making a circular motion. Think about washing the inside of a tall glass - same thing. Now wasn't that fun? And now you can feel free to let your tongue wander anywhere it pleases...
>> w
So now what? You've found a comfy spot to play, you've been kissing passionately, your tongues darting around each other's mouths like playful otters. You've moved down to nibble one of her hardening nipples and she's starting to groan, grinding her pelvis against your stomach. STOP. I know it was just starting to get good. But was she really groaning and humping you, or was it your own excitement you were detecting? I strongly prefer to be excited before a guy starts plunging his tongue into my inner recesses. Use your judgement, and kiss, lick, and fondle your way down her stomach, up her thighs, until she's arching up her back trying to get you to eat her. Of course, if she really was groaning and grinding, go for it...I also don't particularly enjoy a guy endlessly nibbling my inner thigh while my clit is quivering in anticipation.

POSITIONS

If the woman you are with is somewhat hesitant about your going down on her, start off with her lying on her back, perhaps half-sitting. Lay down between her legs, with her legs over your shoulders. She may enjoy laying or sitting at the edge of the bed with you kneeling. She can also straddle your face, but be prepared to get very wet. There are endless varieties of positions where you can press your face up to her cunt, some of which strike me as more acrobatic than erotic, but feel free to experiment. And then there's 69...
>> w
69 is one of my favorite positions. On the plus side, you both get to enjoy the sublime sensations of getting head, simultaneously. The upside down positioning of a woman's pussy and your mouth is an easy fit and there's more room for your hands. On the negative side, it's a less than ideal position for a woman to give head. Plus, if you need to read this article, you may be better off concentrating your energies on pleasing her, without too much distraction. But even for experienced 69'ers, it's easy to short-change your partner. "It feels soooo good, I'm just gonna stop for a second and concentrate on what you're...aaaarrrgghhh". Get the picture? Some show of will-power is in order.

69 can be done male on top, female on top, or side by side. The latter two are easier, though it's more restful with both partners laying down. Some women love being licked on all fours, so if female-on-top 69 drives her wild, take the hint and find some other ways to eat her in this position. I happen to enjoy male on top, but for many women this is a sure choking position. If a woman can, or wants to try, to deep-throat you, this is THE position. When her head is thrust back you can really slide your cock all the way down her throat. But don't forget what you're supposed to be doing!

So there you are staring at it - the mysterious hole from whence you came, and into which you hope to cum again... First, an anatomy lesson...
>> w
THE CLITORIS

Before I go any further, a few words about the clitoris, accent on the first syllable. Most of you know it, but for those who don't, it is THE woman's sex organ, period. It may feel great to be fucked vaginally, anally or otherwise, but if the stimulation is not right there, on the clitoris, you're ignoring the place that's going to make her cum, and presumably that's why you're reading this, right? It's right there at the top juncture of her inner lips, a small knob of pink flesh. This is where it's at boys, and don't forget it. Almost any licking and sucking of the labia or vaginal entrance is going to feel just dandy; just remember that this is pleasurable teasing, not the main event. I can't tell you how many guys have thrust their tongues up my vagina thinking that this was going to make me cum. They were wrong. Of course, with a little manual stimulation....but I'm getting ahead of myself.

Women feel differently about how much direct stimulation they can take on their clitoris. Some women will adore it if you suck hard on their exposed clits, others will shriek in pain. You may encounter a woman who is completely unable to take direct stimulation of her clit; the goal is still the same, but you'll have to stimulate it indirectly, such as through her labia. IMPORTANT NOTE: Often, what is unacceptably rough at first may be fine after she's very excited. The fact is, most women really need a good bit of stimulation before a targeted attack on their clitoris, but once they're there, that's where you want to devote your attention.
>> w
The key here is go slow, ask questions, and if she's comfortable with it, leave the lights on and really explore. Body language often does tell what feels best, but I promise, she will appreciate your attentiveness if you ask outright. If she seems shy, get her to guide your hands and mouth with her own hand, and pay attention. If she starts bucking up against your mouth and gasping in ragged little breaths, for God's sake, don't use this opportunity to try something different. Just keep doing exactly what you're doing.

THE TONGUE

I want to reiterate, there is almost nothing you can do that won't feel terrific, so relax! I promise, you may be confused and uncertain, but she's in heaven. Any licking and sucking of the labia, vaginal entrance, clitoris, or anal area is going to feel just great, and I'd no sooner tell guys to "do it exactly like this" than I would tell every chef to follow the same recipe. But for those who are compelled to RTFM, here are a few techniques that you might like to try:
>> w
Try lapping her pussy from vaginal entrance up to her clit, leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed. This is a good way to start your tonguing.
Run your tongue between the inner and outer labia on one side, while holding the two together with your lips. Good job, now do the other side.
Fuck her pussy with your tongue - in and out, around and around, etc. This feels nice. Not wonderful or incredible or earth-shaking; nice.
Spread her outer lips with your hand. Then, with your tongue pointed and stiff, gently flick here and there. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clit. This drives some women wild, and others can't take it. Some may prefer that you always leave your tongue soft, so when you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstacy or pain.
The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e. she's no longer coherent). These are very intense actions which may be "too much" for some women, even when nearing orgasm.

With her clit still exposed, give it a quick little suck - pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like torturing her (see PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER below).
Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently (at first, anyway) suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.
>> w
Another choice technique involves rolling your tongue into a tube. If you can't do this with your tongue, you can't learn it - it's genetic. For those who can, this works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around the shaft of her clitoris. Slide it up and down; in effect, your tongue makes a tiny pussy for her clit to fuck. This also is likely to bring her over the edge.

FINGERS

Fingers are a valuable adjunct to eating pussy. Most women masturbate by pressing a finger or fingers over their clit, possibly "thru" the skin of their inner or outer lips, and vigorously rubbing in a circular or back-and-forth direction. You can do this too, and it is most helpful to ask, or better yet, have her show you how she likes it done. You will never be a good lover until you can bring your woman to climax with your hands. When you fuck her from behind, or up her ass, or really in any position which doesn't allow her to simultaneously rub her vulva against your body, reach down or around and rub her clit. I know it's distracting, but just do it anyway. One important point to note: make sure that your fingers are well lubricated. There is nothing more uncomfortable (and sometimes downright painful) than a dry finger roughly rubbed across one's clitoris.

Of course, that's not all you can do with your fingers. One technique which is very exciting is to spread her lips wide apart with one hand, and with your index finger straight like a pencil, flick the side of it rapidly across her clit. This motion alone will often bring a woman to orgasm. Combining this with the addition of some tongue action elsewhere is nothing short of bliss.
>> w
Sticking one or more fingers inside her vagina is also wonderful. You can simply move them in and out (this feels best with at least two or three fingers, pushed in hard), or wriggling them around. A particularly intense motion is to face your hand so that you have two fingers inside her with your palm facing the front of her body. Now move your fingers rapidly, as if waving hello. You are aiming to stimulate a particular part of the woman's vagina - namely the lower anterior (front) part. When combined with sucking her clit, this is nearly certain to bring her to a fast and intense climax.

An excellent way to begin manual stimulation is to stick one (and later two) fingers inside her, with your palm cupped over the mons area. I'm talking about that fleshy "mound" over her pubic bone. Your finger goes in and out and the ball of your hand is pressed hard against her vulva. You may want to rub or even shake the entire area with your palm.

Fingers also do nice things to tight little butt holes, but that's a whole other story...

ANAL PLAY

This stuff is purely optional. If anal play doesn't turn you on, don't do it. If you're uncomfortable, she'll pick up on your feelings and start wondering if it's her pussy that's turning you off. Don't feel that you can't be a good lover without anal play; you can.
>> w
Cleanliness is of the essence. (remember that nice soapy shower?) Scoop out some luscious juices (from a very wet pussy) with your finger and rub it around her anus. (If she isn't well lubricated, saliva works too.) If that's all you or she feels comfortable with, fine - it still feels great. But I think most women enjoy the feel of a finger pushed up their ass while they're being fucked or eaten. You need to be gentle, possibly even leaving your finger still. Try moving it in and out a little, or around in a circle. If she starts moaning, you know you're doing something right.

It's really fun to feel a woman's anus rhythmically squeezing your finger as she cums. (And it's great for her, too) You're probably thinking about what that would feel like around your dick, and it's something you should certainly explore. Ass-fucking is somewhat out of the scope of this article, but suffice to say, if she doesn't like a finger up her butt, she sure as hell won't want your big dick up there. Even if she does enjoy this sort of play, she may still be somewhat apprehensive about putting something so large up there. The keys to success are sufficient (i.e. copious amounts of) lubrication (a water-soluble type such as K-Y, which is safe for condoms), relaxation on her part, and a slow, gentle, approach. She'll certainly tell you if she wants you to thrust harder or deeper. And remember, if you want to feel that delicious squeezing around your cock, reach around and diddle that clit!

As for anallingus - why not? Don't feel like you HAVE to do it to satisfy your woman. But if the idea turns you on, great. Let your tongue rove as it pleases. It's not necessary to actually put your tongue inside her butt to stimulate the area. Back and forth, around and around, you get the picture.

One hygiene note: once that finger (or your penis) has been inside her ass, don't even think about putting it anywhere else. Carelessness in this regard can cause a horrendous infection.
>> w
MENSTRUATION

I haven't met a lot of men who are completely comfortable going down on a woman when she has her period. But some are. Most women are at their horniest before and sometimes during their period. You should definitely find a way to make her cum when she's bleeding, be it thru intercourse, manual, or oral stimulation. If you feel comfortable going down on her, great. It's perfectly safe. You may suggest that she insert a tampon, and then wash up. (As you now know, you don't need to get anywhere near her vagina to make her cum.) Or you could lay down a few old towels, turn out the lights, and forget about it.

PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER

I think variety is crucial. Some guy posted an article detailing a road map of kissing and licking (first here, then here, etc.) Much better to do the unexpected; sometimes a hungry, aggressive approach, other times a laid-back, leisurely one. You can even even include your nose, or your chin into the act. Start slow, that's the key, and let your lover guide the speed of the crescendo. In all cases, start gently. Roughness and clumsiness are big turn-offs. As she gets more and more excited, pay more attention to her clitoris. When she's three breathes away from cumming, moving your mouth off or away from her clit is agony. That's fine if you're intentionally torturing her, just understand that this is what you are doing. The only prohibition is to be reasonably gentle with her clit. Nibbling or biting is fine elsewhere, but we're talking about a sensitive spot.
>> w
Speaking of prolonging the agony... I think this is great fun. Bring your partner just to the edge of orgasm, and stop. This is not easy unless you really know your lover well. Instead, just have her help you. Say, "Grab my head and stop me just before you think you're gonna cum." Then take your sweet time. Blow on her clit, take it into your mouth just briefly, flick it just the very slightest bit. You will have this woman squirming and moaning like she's dying. Finger her deeply, enjoy the ecstasy you are imparting, and finally, have pity. Let the poor woman cum.

UUUUNNNNGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! (or, I'M COMING!!!)

Okay, she's practically suffocating you, she's pressed so hard against your face; she's screaming and bucking up in the air; you feel her pussy contracting wildly - how long should you keep it up?? The simple answer is, until she makes you stop. Some women may stop you after five seconds from the start of their climax, others may be able to roll right into another orgasm if you keep going. Do come up for air, but remember, her excitement does not drop off as sharply as yours does. Play it safe by continuing the stimulation.

How many times does she need to cum? Some women are very content to have one orgasm. A whole lot of women would really like to cum again, but need about five minutes to recoup. Many women are so sensitive right after they cum that they may push your head violently away. This doesn't necessarily mean they've had enough, only that you need to stop for a few minutes. In fact most women, given a short rest between, are capable of cumming again and again. A smaller percentage of women are able to cum repeatedly with continued stimulation. This is the much-touted multiple-orgasm that is experienced by a minority of women. I know this makes it difficult to know when enough is enough, but there's a simple answer: ask her.
>> w
GODI'MSOEXCITEDITFEELSGREATBUTIJUSTCAN'TCOME

It happens to all of us sometimes - distraction, embarrassment, anxiety, or just an inability to "let go". What do you do about it? The first question is, can she easily bring herself to a climax in the privacy of her own home. If the answer is no - then she needs to do some homework. There are two books on the subject that I know of: For Yourself: The Fulfillment of Female Sexuality by Lonnie Barbach, and Sex for One: The Joy of Selfloving by Betty Dodson; pick up one. Then tell her to read it, study it, and practice, practice, practice!

Now if your partner is orgasmic only when alone - ask her point blank: "Is there something different I can do?" Many women are shy about criticizing their lovers, but if asked outright will surprise you with a very specific answer. It may be a simple matter of mechanics, like a little to right please, or not so rough, or more pressure and faster. Ah... perfect.
>> w
But suppose everything is wonderful. She says you're doing everything right but she just can't cum. There are two probable causes: selfconsciousness and/or self-loathing. For women who can't help watching themselves, the best approach is to eliminate anything that focuses her attention on what the two of you are doing. This is a "be here now" kind of thing - definitely not an introspective activity. Get that mirror off the ceiling. Dim the lights or turn them off completely. Put on some soft music. Share a glass of port. (I said A glass - getting drunk will definitely not help). Have her lay on her back, or propped up comfortably with some pillows. This is not the time for her to sit on your face, or the edge of the bed, or standing up against a wall. Arrange a time when you can devote a long period to eating her pussy, and then just keep it up. Forget everything I said about asking her questions - just close your eyes and get into it. I know this can be a difficult and exhausting exercise, but she will be extravagantly thankful for your efforts. It gets easier each time. If all else fails, get accustomed to masturbating together. Gradually begin to add your stimulation to her own, right before she's about to cum anyway. Over time, you can take over completely.
>> w
For women who themselves feel that their cunts are dirty or distasteful, all of the above methods may be helpful, but the underlying issue must also be addressed. I am amazed at how many women are ambivalent about their own genitals. They don't love "that part" of their body, and they can't believe that you would either. Yes, it is important to be clean. But clean means a daily shower which includes washing the vulva. It doesn't mean vainly attempting to remove every trace of smell or taste. The natural fragrance and secretions of a healthy woman are beautiful and erotic. Hopefully you agree (and if not, try hard to cultivate this attitude). When she learns to love her pussy, she will be infinitely more comfortable with your loving it too.
>> w
>>402839

Darn these field size limits. Enjoy having women blowing up your cell phone all the time and generally following you around like whipped puppies.
>> Anonymous
how can no one write combobreaker?

sometimes you disappoint me /fit/
>> Anonymous
7 ways to melt her like butter, yea? I read that before. good stuff, have yet to find a girl to make eye contact with me to try it out though
>> Anonymous
>>402828
nice image OP

How about you work up to actually gaining skills to get and keep a girlfriend, then work on your penis size if she laughs at it.

/thread
>> Anonymous
helpful tl;dr is incredibly helppppffulllll
>> Anonymous
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>>402828
consider urself lucky
mine goes inside of me when im not erect and is 2'' when i am
>> Anonymous
>>402898
Because this isnt /b/, now get back to there.
>> Anonymous
>>402865

good call man, shame i'm too fucking fat to even get near a female's genitals ;_;
>> Anonymous
Penis size = eye/ hair color. There is no natural way to change it.

Be happy with your size, date small(asian) chicks. I bet your 4" is plenty big for them.
>> Anonymous
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what he said, date asian chicks, they are used to it
>> Anonymous
>>402920
eye color - contact lenses
hair color - hair dyes
looks like you fail at comparing things
>> Proteinfag
Jelqing is alright. Google the betterman forum - it's got a pretty good routine for beginners. I used it for a short while and gained 1/2 to 1 inch. 5 is an acceptable size, but you probably won't be able to gain much more than that.
>> Anonymous
>>402926
>natural way to change it
because sticking plastic shit in your eyes and dipping your head in chemicals is completely natural.

you fail at being intelligent.
>> Anonymous
>>402941
how long did it take?
>> Anonymous
>>402945
ITT trolls making shit up to get OP to waste months of his life doing stuff that is guaranteed not to work
>> Newb
If you aren't over 25 then there's a good chance your cock is still growing. If you're over 18, then you probably won't gain much, but 5" is acceptable by most women.
In any case, best advice is to get good at everything that doesn't involve your cock, and learn how to use what you have. Female friend of mine married a guy with a 3" cock because he was a good guy... and because he knew how to go down.
>> Anonymous
>>402973
>Female friend of mine married a guy with a 3" cock because he was a good guy... and because he knew how to go down.

you're just saying that to make OP feel better
>> Anonymous
>>402979
Going down on girls has a stronger effect than you might think. I went down on my girl for the first time a few weeks back, and she loved it so much she got herself waxed.
>> Anonymous
going down on girls is vile. Enjoy having your nostrils filled with pee smelling pubic hair.
>> Anonymous
>>402991
Dont know what type of girls youve been eating out.
>> Newb
You /really/ need to talk to your girl about her hygene. Girls should not smell like tuna, pee, chicken, or mushrooms.
>> Anonymous
>>402996
salty milk and coins?
>> Anonymous
>>402994
Funny, I thought he was pretty clear.
>> Anonymous
>>403000

metallic taste = IRON from menstrual blood
>> Anonymous
>>402973

Any confidence or good feelings you would take away from this anecdote are destroyed when you realize that she's discussing his baby dick with her friends.
>> Anonymous
>>403011
lol even her guy friends know now
>> Anonymous
seriously

torrent the mattersofsize dvd

it works went from 5in x 5ingirth to 6.5 x 5.5 girth in 3months
>> Anonymous
try jelqing, it can't hurt. even if you damage your penis it won't matter you're not gonna get laid with that shit anyway.

to the faggots telling you to practice going down on a girl forget that guys with big dicks can give head too; without the negative of having a baby cock.

the retard that said even the 3" got laid didn't realize that the fact that she tells people about his 3" cock means she isn't satisfied and is laughing behind his back.

my dick is 2.5" soft and 5" hard and the only time i've gotten close to fucking a chick she laughed at it. i have no advice other than "life fucking sucks, bro" and i've already given up on getting laid.
>> Anonymous
kill yourself
>> the ides of march !!7Z/3gj5ZXsu
I'm 8 in long and 6 in wide.
Enjoy your tiny dicks, faggots.
>> Anonymous
One african tribe ties a rock to their penis for about a month as a rite of manhood. they take it off when the junk is long enough.
>> Anonymous
Hehe MY OWN DICK CLONE

Isn't it awesome bro?
>> Anonymous
>>403325
This is clearly a lie.
And if not, I imagine that such a size is too big for most women's taste.
>> Anonymous
>>403325

Hehe MY OWN DICK CLONE

Isn't it awesome bro?

Forgot to quote you bro.
>> Anonymous
>>402832
Actually, since most women physically CANNOT have an orgasm with penetration, ALL men had better do this.

Size doesn't matter, clit finding skills DO.
>> Anonymous
>>403345
keep lying to yourself tiny penor

>>403340
raw animal sex. too bad you have never experienced this.

sage for guys obsessing about other guys dicks
>> Anonymous
>>403398
age
>> Anonymous
>>403345
Wrong, there are vaginal orgasm and clitoral orgasms. You can get a girl off just from stimulation of her vaginal wall, it's just easier to get her off using the clit. With my girlfriend I normally go clitoral, vaginal, clitoral.
>> Anonymous
I'm 8 inches. Enjoy your small cocks, faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>403446
Yours is actually too big.
>> Anonymous
>>403447
Anon said this best earlier:

"keep lying to yourself tiny penor".
>> Anonymous
what to do about small penis

- date/marry a virgin that never used vibrator

- date/marry the girl no one else will for any variety of reasons
>> OPie
one thing i wished everyone knew is that you taste like what you eat. many girls eat too much fucking junk food, or smoke and drink too much. makes her taste aweful.
i sometimes like to recommend eating a bunch of fruit throughout the week or atleast earlier int he day. makes a woman taste sweet.
once ate a girl out who smelled like beef and tasted like off/rancid meat. pleh
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_length#Studies_on_penis_size Anonymous
I've posted this before. More informative than 4chan.
>> Positive contribution. Anonymous
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>>403318
>>403325
>>403446
>>403451
>>403456
Our definition of "positive contribution" is the submission of substantial, helpful, friendly, and humorous posts to the boards, along with the uploading of quality images and files.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
>penis
>> Anonymous
>>403855
age
>> Anonymous
1" is 2.5cm
>> the ides of march !!7Z/3gj5ZXsu
>>403341
High five, man. BRO FIST.
Only downside is being told you're 'too big'. Sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>404073
better than being laughed at for having a 5" baby dick
>> Anonymous
If you want to go down on a woman, you better be sure she's up for it - most women will think you're some kind of sexual deviant if you start tonguing them.
>> Anonymous
>>404101

Agreed, id rather get the "oh my, ure huge!" then a "hah... oh.. sorry... no seriously, you have cute penis" ..

Sadly, I'm in the only position worse than both examples... I'm a "average Joe".... this way i get to go under the illusion that i "might" be big...at the same time asking myself if its big enough from time to time... fucking hate being all average:/
>> Anonymous
Start stretching and go down on yourself.
>> Anonymous
wanna talk about screwed over by the genetic lottery?

yeah my cock is nearly 8'' long, and about as thick as a half dollar.... BUT I'm all of 5'5'' tall. Very few women ever see my cock because they write me off as a shorty the second they see me.
>> Anonymous
>>404150
fuck you. since most girls are still under 5'5" you'll still find girls to fuck.

you know what it's like to have a girl laugh in your face because of your 5" dick? the fact that i'm 6'4" goes straight out the window with suck a small dick. have fun fucking girls, i'll be over here reading 4chan.
>> Anonymous
i have a 6.25" long dick but it's only 5.15" in circumference (and circumsized bawww :( )

anyways, it just looks so tiny, i plan on not having sex even though I know its statistically average. i dont believe the statistics, ive seen other dicks and they're bigger. every girl i've known has bragged about their boyfriends 8 inch circumference dick
>> Anonymous
>>404327
average is 5.5" long, 5" circumference. you're above average. girls are just really bad at predicting penis sizes based on sight.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
When not erect, I'm tiny. Erect, I'm 8 inches. And jelqing works.
>> Anonymous
matter of size, that website has alot of interesting things to say about PE
>> Anonymous
The average dick size on 4chan is generally 2 inches bigger than the actual average dick size.

BTW my dick is 9 inches.
>> Anonymous
I'm currently following Thunder's place newbie jelqing routine

How long do I have to jelq to see any difference?
>> Anonymous
>>404696
Shouldn't you be asking *them* about that?
>> Anonymous
>>404613
>And jelqing works.
Yeah if you want to destroy your dick for an inch
>> Anonymous
i legitimately knew a guy with a 9.5 inch MASSIVE dick

he was a basketball player who looked like he had gigantism (even though that doesn effect the dick size), was like 6'7", lankey and had a monster dick

how do I know? was at a party sophomore year summer break and me and my friends caught him trying to fuck this big hunky athletic senior girl. before he noticed i remember him trying to jam it in, like a huge cucumber that wouldnt fit

fuck dont ever wish you were that big
>> Anonymous
>I'm one of those screwed over by the genetic lottery and have a small penis
and yet you want to pass on your shit. Selfish bastard.
>> Anonymous
>>404718

cool story brah
>> Anonymous
>>404723
thank you, i hope you learned something today
>> Anonymous
>>404718
very cool story bro
>> Anonymous
>>404718
cool story bru
>> Anonymous
>>404701
I want to hear anon's opinion
>> Anonymous
date asian chicks. to them, you'll be huge.
>> Anonymous
>>403441
the clit is the female equivalent of a dick. there is no such thing as "vaginal" orgasms. you must be referencing the so called "g-spot" orgasms which is the stimulation of the nerves equivalent to a male's prostate.

TL;DR only dick and prostate (m) or clit and "g-spot" (f) orgasms exist
>> blah
Jelqing will only scar your corpus cavernossum, giving you a short skinny dick that may not even be capable of maintaining an erection.

Good rule of life: don't do things to your dick it wasn't designed for.

Secondly the most important thing to a woman is what other girls think of you, so get in shape, work on your smile and memorize a few jokes and/or magic tricks. Honestly that's all it takes.
>> Anonymous
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>>404865
possibly

but when I see that you can actually get something from this shit and you feel hopeless with a small penis, being injured doesn't matter as much
>> Anonymous
>>403213
>> Anonymous
Stretching works. You hang a weight off your dick for hours each day, and it gets longer.

There's a tribe in africa where every man does this, and their dicks get so long they tie them in knots to make them more convenient to carry.
>> Anonymous
>>403213
>torrent the mattersofsize dvd

What techniques do they have in this DVD?
>> Anonymous
>>404883
this pic is fake, you can see the ruler is moved further back up the pubic area toward the belly button
>> Anonymous
>>403213
link plox
>> Anonymous
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>>405009
MSPaint would like to object
>> Anonymous
Wow, I thought I was the only one. My penis when non erected is inside my body, while erected is 2". Life sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>405018
explain the picture you fuck!
>> Anonymous
>>405023
penis growth with jelqing apparently
>> Anonymous
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/762501/jelqing_pt_1_full_version/
>> Anonymous
>>405011

http://www.torrentz.com/152526528d50fbb519469c5f146eab4e796e0064
>> Anonymous
>>405011

also l2 torrent
>> Anonymous
Are you guys fat/obese? If so, that could be hiding your penis. I myself have it and I'm at 260 pounds(6'1).
>> Anonymous
>>405097

welcome to this thread, if you read it this was discussed
>> Anonymous
Pics of small penis or you're hung.
>> Anonymous
>>403213
anyone want to summarize mattersofsize?
I know of jelqing and stretching, but what does the mattersofsize program entail?

Any devices needed? Or is it all manual exercises?
I'm guessing it's mostly jelqing, but what else?
>> Anonymous
>>405126

there's an advanced jelq technique which is basically using two hands in succession to do it faster

also there are several stretches
the main ones are these:
1. circle your penor in an ok style below the head and stretch it outward and then after a while toward your left knee then toward your right knee...

2. the other main important one is to apply the same ok grip and stretch your penor over your wrist to get some leverage- this is the most effective one imo but you need to get comfortable with the first one for a few weeks to strengthen the ligaments

i would say work into doing it hard as you dont want damage your penor.... warm up and warm down with a hot wash cloth over your penor

if you don't think you have time your your shitting yourself. it takes like 30min a day do it while watching tv or in place of a fap each day

im the one who said i got to 6.5 and 5.5 around in 3months from 5and5
>> Anonymous
>>405137
thanks for the info.
I do both one handed dry jelqing and variants of those stretches.

But it is pretty hard to get a routine going, depends on your situation really. I think the longest I've gone is 5 weeks consistently.
If you're busy with school (or work), or don't have too much privacy it would be tough.
>> Anonymous
>>405141

close bedroom door
????
profit!
>> Anonymous
Pics of small penis or you're hung.
>> Anonymous
penis
>> Anonymous
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not OP but gimme your opinion
>> Anonymous
Where has that single been?
>> Anonymous
Just to break the monotony, I just thought I'd mention that I'd hit the girl in OP's pic like the fist of an angry god.
>> Anonymous
enjoy tugging on your cock for hours everyday for mediocre gains that will go away and no one will notice because you are on 4chon
>> ROW ROW
>>402914

THIS MEANS YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT.
>> Anonymous
>>405891
this is a thread about penises, not clits.
>> Anonymous
>>405985
lol
>> Anonymous
>>405018
>>405018
lololol
this is how men actually measure their penis
>> Anonymous
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also
>> Anonymous
>>403345

lol


I've been with my girlfriend for four years,


She comes from penetration only whenever I want her to.
SO THERE.
>> Anonymous
>>406397
lol wtf? fag.
>> Anonymous
>>403447

Not true at all.

Mine is 8 inches and my girlfriend is tiny. She weighs 104lbs and is 5'2", and I bury it all the time. I was also her first and only, so inb4 "LOOSE LOL SLUT" fags.
>> Anonymous
>>404865
>>404865

I went from 6" to 7.5" through jelqing. Took a month.
>> Anonymous
>>406397

Did I mention my gf has a button i just press, and then she comes... I don't even have to do nothing!

No seriously thou, we all know when she dumps you she will tell the new guys she fucks and all her girlfriends that you where small´ish and never made her cum, so whats the point in boosting on 4chan.... really.. whats the point?

To conclude... Girls will tell you anything you want to hear as long as you obey them! Which we do.. we just never realize it:/... But if you chose to believe it, its up to you...
>> Anonymous
>>406405
what routine do you use??
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
Quit asking about jelqing, there is no evidence it works.
>> Anonymous
Yeah? well get this. My dick is 1 inch unerect, a real weiner, BUT almost 7 with massive girth erect.

No proportion whatsoever. Not boasting, just truth.
>> Anonymous
>>407583
>> Anonymous
>>407595
there is evidence that it messes up your cock, though

so if you want to fuck up your cock...
>> Anonymous
>>408056
>> Anonymous
4 day old penis thread
>> Anonymous
I used to have similar issues to OP.

Then I found an awesome girl and she got me over my hang ups.

The point is, OP, if you find a nice girl who will care for (and love?) you, and vice-versa then she will love having sex with you, love your physical attention and intimacies.

Girls aren't out to humiliate you. They are just like you and equally understanding.
>> Anonymous
>>409662
Hahaha enjoy your failed relationship when she wants to try out a bigger one some time. Maybe reads one of my ads on the internet. Lawl:3
>> Anonymous
>>409662
>Girls aren't out to humiliate you. They are just like you and equally understanding.

are you fucking trolling?
>> Anonymous
>>409662
no. i was straight up laughed at in my face.

they don't understand shit.
>> Anonymous
>>409629
yeah
>> Anonymous
>>409662
how small is your dick?
>> Anonymous
Penis size matters, but with that said, a big cock doesnt make you a good lover. There are much more mental and intimate play that matters. My cock is 6,5", not partularly big anf not small either, but having had sex with many different girls, I can truly say that it isn´t the size of your cock that makes you good in bed, but the ability to innovate the various styles of sex and also by making a progressive aproach to how you touch her and make her feel. remember to always surprise her in some way, and by that, make it seem like you are in total controle of your sex drive and emotions; "you know exactly how to please her".
As for penis size matters, it´s all a mental thingy. Girls fantasize about big cocks, just as men are turned on by big tits, a great ass and geometrical curves. Just because your girlfriend got small tits, doesn't mean that you would find her less sexually attractive in the given situation of sex, and if you know about the art of sexually stimulating a woman, she wouldn't give a damn about the size of your penis, and will always beg you for more even though she could fuck a 9" cock. Actually, guys who have very large cocks tend to be quite sad in their sexual peformance because they are aware of their large dong, and think that it is all you need to be a godly lover and doesn't focus on the more aesthetic approach towards sexual stimuli to a woman. So yea, penis size is mainly a psychological thing, a thing dictated by our instincts.
And for the love of god, some men really need to lean some of the basics about pleasing a woman, most certainly need to. If you get the rep of being a good lover, trust me, the friends of the chick you´ve banged also want a piece of the cake.
>> Anonymous
>>409662
haha what the fuck?
>> Anonymous
My dick grew from 3 inches to almost 7. all I had to do wa- SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
>>409662
8/10
>> Anonymous
No proof jelqing works.
Anyway, a girl's most sensitive areas inside the vagina is in the first inch and it's not as sensitive as the clitoris in the first place. So if you go for someone that isn't a stupid slut, then you'll be fine.
>> Anonymous
>>410423
man speaks the truth
>> Anonymous
Exercise your lower body. Legs, hamstrings, glutes, and your bulbospongiosus.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
Isn't there some actual ratio to penis size gained per pounds lost?
>> Anonymous
>>410876

yea. 0 INCHES FOR EVERY INFINITE POUNDS
>> Anonymous
I'd suggest learning this shit --> http://www.slutload.com/watch/FC1a9FMbhoc/Make-Your-Woman-Orgasm-Full-Training.html
>> Anonymous
>>410615
>bulbospongiosus

how?
>> Anonymous
>>410941
she's faking it
>> Anonymous
>>410976
Just squeeze it, man.
>> Anonymous
>>410876
you "lose" an inch for every 25lbs. overweight you are
>> Anonymous
>>409662
You made the mistake of assuming that anyone on /fit/ is anything other than a hilariously grotesque parody of gym culture obsessed with proving its domination over everything else in areas ranging from penis size, to interpersonal relationships to behaving like a fascinating internet form of junkyard dog and in general lacking perspective to realize that humans reach happiness in a variety of ways, quite often ignoring values that /fit/ holds dear.
>> Anonymous
>>411379
I like this post.
>> Anonymous
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why doesn't op just become a trap? Be a only bottom trap, that will solve all the problems

pic related: linetrap used to have a small pen0r, until he decided to be a trap! now no one cares, because they only fuck his asshole

SOLUTION TO OP'S PROBLEMS FOUND
>> Anonymous
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>>411379
This post is shit, 4/10. It has potential to be scathingly clever but just ends up being an elongated vomit-gush of pretentiousness.

Try to prune it back a little next time for more impact, and for the love of god, don't get carried away and put all your good shit in one never-ending, poorly structured sentence - this completely ruins the air of sharp wit that you're trying to affect. Commas and periods are your friend.

Also, I've got a huge cock.
>> Anonymous
>>411402
>>Also, I've got a huge cock.

Wow, it's like you totally proved it wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>411402
>>411402

1/10 I remember a time when people used to at least try to make their trolling believable, this is just plain obvious troll shit.

Pikachu and huge cock just make it waaayy to obvious
>> Anonymous
I'd take a no dicked man with a good tongue any day. I think a mand cock size is directly related to his assholeieness. Keep what you've got and be a sweetheart instead, I'll bet you get more pussy that way.
>> Anonymous
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>>411463
>>411463

MAN THE HARPOONS
>> Anonymous
>>409662
me again.

I wasn't trolling.
Lots of people think I was and I guess they haven't found someone like this. If they actually have a girlfriend then they don't share much trust and closeness.
>> Anonymous
>>411463
sorry, but this isn't some romantic movie where the nice quiet guy gets the girl in the end. that doesn't happen in real life. that never happens in real life.

>>411520
you were trolling. there are no girls like that. even manbeast uggos will get fed up with your tiny dick and go cheat on you with some black guy. either she is lying to your face because she is hideous and just happy to have any guy go near her or she is cheating on you with an asshole with a big cock.
>> Anonymous
>>411520
0/10

nobody is falling for your shit
>> Anonymous
>>411379
Truth.

>>411402
lol internets
>> Anonymous
>>411669
a fascinating example of
>>411379

It's a odd that you honestly believe that out of 3 billion women on the planet, none of them are less obsessed with the size of other men's dicks than you.
>> Anonymous
I have small dick maybe on a good day five inches erect 1.5 around. I've never really been ridiculed over it. But I have had many girls try to compliment me by telling me I have a huge cock and I consider that even worse.
Like don't fucking patronize me! It's a real dilemma for me and effects my self esteem greatly. It's also infuriating to hear women harp size doesn't matter. Because it does. Sex is terrible with a penis of this size. I mean I can feel the pussy if the girl is doing kegals on my cock while I'm in her. Otherwise it's reminiscent of sliding my dick into a bowl of jelly. Nothing is more embarrassing than to have a girl tell you to fuck her deeper. Look shithead my dick is balls deep it's not going in anymore. I partially blame it on bad genetics and the fact that my mother smoked while she was pregnant with me. Which studies have shown to affect the size of male genitalia. I think about this constantly. I hate my fucking penis. There is nothing more emasculating than having a small dick.
There are transexuals with bigger cocks than me. How the fuck?! I am also short and fat and pretty much fucking hate my life. I can not succeed.
>> Anonymous
>>411959
*a bit odd
>> Anonymous
>>411964

a portrait of a man who's given up all hope
>> Anonymous
>>411964
You've been laid at least once, you're doing better and a large section of 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>411959
it has nothing to do with other guys' dicks, just my own. it's too small. too small for a woman to enjoy and so small that they laugh at it.

i don't have some weird obsession with having a bigger dick than everyone else, just a normal sized, completely ordinary, run of the mill dick that wont get laughed at.
>> Anonymous
>>411975

getting laid once isn't hard. it's trying to get laid a second time when every girl knows you have a 5" baby cock after the first girl laughed at you is the real problem.
>> Anonymous
>>411964
5" long and only 1.5" around? So its pretty much a pencil dick?

I feel sorry for you. I'm only longer by an inch, but that 1.5 inches around is terrible to hear.
>> Anonymous
my genetics suck and i also drank a shitload of milk for the majority of my life

definitely not a doctor here but id imagine the hormones in milk can kill size

im also super tall so it makes it appear even smaller
>> Anonymous
>>412316
that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard
>> Anonymous
A 4" boner seems plausible, but how could one have a 1" flaccid cock? If it was 4" erect, than it should be 3" or so non-erect. Dicks don't multiply by 4 when you get a hard-on.
>> Anonymous
>>411964
Pics plx!

EVERYONE POST THEIR DICKS!
>> Anonymous
no one wants to see dicks, there fucking ugly
>> Anonymous
>>412530
When my cock is flaccid it goes inside me.
>> Anonymous
>>412250
1. Go to a bar
2. Fuck random girls
3. ????????
4. AIDS!
>> Anonymous
>>411669
ive only ever seen black guys with ugly girls so it was going to happen anyway
>> Anonymous
>>402828
1. Seduce a girl
2. Have sex with the lights off
3. Secretly use a cucumber
4. ???????
5. PROFIT!
>> Anonymous
Any girl who gets far enough with you that she actually sees your dick and has a problem with its size is a bitch and you should dump her immediately, almost all wouldn't have a problem with it though, especially if you aren't fat.
>> Anonymous
It's ok op. Just learn to use your fingers and tongue. Most girls can't come from just penetration anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>412553
Those are usually the slutty girls tho. I like those girls ;_;
>> Anonymous
Sage this bullshit. If the girl thinks it's too small JJJJJJJ-Jam it in her ass!
>> Anonymous
>>412611
age
>> Anonymous
>>412611
BRILLIANT!
>> Anonymous
>>412642
rage
>> Anonymous
You aren't going to use your penis anyway. Get over it.
>> Anonymous
Lick a towel until your tongue has the texture of sandpaper then lick the clit as furiously as you can. once she throws you off falcon punch right into her womb.
>> Anonymous
>>412669
This. Do it fags.
>> Anonymous
I can't believe none of you fags mentioned cock pushups. Do those. 1000 a day and you will be the most feared man ever.
>> Anonymous
girls will laugh at a 5" dick.

/endthread
>> Anonymous
>>412688
I don't believe you have a penis. Enjoy not belonging to any gender.
>> Anonymous
>>412696
i have a 5" penis and have had a girl laugh at me when she saw it.

thank god this thread is dying
>> Anonymous
This thread will live forever nigger.
>> Anonymous
>>412540
wtf are you serious?
>> Anonymous
>>412704
it's already sinking
>> Anonymous
You can only 'gain' inches on your cock if you are a fat fuck and lose over 50 lbs.
>> Anonymous
no one answered OP

DOES JELQING WORK? WHERE CAN I FIND A GOOD ROUTINE?