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Anonymous
the King Kong Song by jack black. its hard to find, look on limewire. and dragonforce, lots of dragonforce. when running, try to step on every guitar note. thats what i do, and i got >9000 steps/minute.
King Kong Song: kong (long, drawn out) YEAH There's a little place i know where a bunch of funky people live. They were looking for a sacrifice, one that they had to give, to King Kong. Where did he go wrong? King Kong. That's why I wrote this song. King Kong. They took him to a world, (pause), where he don't belong. Had to find a lady to give to Kong, to keep that chunky monkey tame. He fell in love with Naomi Watt's character, I forget her name. O.K, I have to admit I didn't read the script, cause I find that it gets in the way. Of my acting process which I've carefully honed, And also I don't know how to read. King Kong. Pass the Grey Poupon. King Kong. Fighting the Viet Kong. King Kong. Everbody bang a gong. For King Kong. Because he don't belong. Alright, this is where the song gets really personal, so listen up. (spoken) I show up to the set at a quarter to noon, then pretend to get a, nasty cramp. So I can go back to my sweet-ass trailer, and take myself a tasty nap. Then the director dude come and pound on the door and says, "Jack this has got to stop!" But then the next day I had my sweet revenge by urinating in his coffee pot. On the set of King Kong. Wears a massive thong. King Kong. He got it goin' on. King Kong. Jack Black wrote this song. So do yourself a favor, please clap along. Everybody now, clap with me. But do not sing, the singing's my job, you'll only mess up the song, trust me. 1 2 3 King Kong. Open in Hong Kong. King Kong. He listens to Cheech and Chong. King Kong. This is his theme song. He's a crazy old gorilla and he guarantee a thriller and won't you see the movie you'll be feeling pretty groovy "Ah-rubi-di-ba-da-baw" AH, AH, AH, AH KING KONG
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