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jelqing? Anonymous
hey, /fit/, what is your opinion on jelqing the member? i'm looking into doing this hardcore for about a year straight, safely and with patience.

my current measurements are:

errect: 6.5ish
girth errect: 5.4ish

do any of you have experiences you would like to share for me? no homo, ofcourse :)

pic related - i don't want to use pills, i'm a bit of a naturalist. thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>i don't want to use pills

Good because they dont work.
>> Anonymous
esplain jelqing
>> Anonymous
what? i'm roughly the same measurement as you, it does me fine. why d'you want to be freakish?

i've seen a bunch of pictures that prove it really works, but in reality 6.5" is just fine.
>> Anonymous
OP here,

>>176611
check it out: http://www.enlargepenisguide.com/jelq_technique.htm

>>176612
i don't know, man. i guess i watch too much porn, but i've always wanted atleast 8 inches. especially since i'm tall, 6', and am into working out etc.

i don't have low self-esteem or anything, but i don't see the harm in trying, eh?
>> Anonymous
I am well over 8 inches with a solid girth too.

STOP THE PENIS ENVY RIGHT THIS INSTANCE.

Because, while I'm fit and have good stanima most girls are way too tight and I have to fuck them very slowly, with plenty of lube.. The whole experience is often awkward as fuck, I try my best not to hurt them but I've had plenty of times where girls wanted to stop 5 minutes in because they were so sore.

What many men fail to realize is that most real life women aren't like porn stars that can just take a John Holmes sized cock up the ass for breakfast.

P.S. Yeah, don't fucking believe me see if I care. If you had a large cock you'd know that it isn't always a good thing.
>> Anonymous
Follow the newbie routine at Thundersplace.com.
>> Anonymous
>>176619

Girlbot here. Although what you say is true, there is something compelling about a huge erection the size of my wrist. I mean, just the way it feels in my hands or pressing against me through his pants. It's all gravy... Until it's fucking me raw and hitting my cervix, of course. Shit hurts.

OP, 6.5 inches is fine. Hell, a lot less than that is fine too, if used properly.
>> Anonymous
On the guide to jelqing it says do it with a semi-erection, how are you supposed to keep a semi-erection while milking yourself?
>> Anonymous
>>176619
well, this is more of a personal thing.

i have sex just fine, so reaching my goals will probably just add slight discomfort, and i'm all for that.

if she doesn't like it, we can always try more accommodating positions.

i'm sure that the big guys don't stop trying to get their rocks off just because the girl is sore.
>> Anonymous
>>176625
you're supposed to take 2-3 seconds per motion, the rest is all self control and unsexy thoughts.
>> Anonymous
>>176623
thanks for the words, but being a lady might mean that you don't really know where i'm coming from.

i'm a fan of the missionary, and it's all about making those eyes roll back.
>> Anonymous
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>>176625
Wtf.
>> Anonymous
hey, i want my penis to get bigget. what should i do???
>> PetBot
>>176623
iawtc.
>> Anonymous
>>176623
how do i werk it?
>> Anonymous
>>176638

you sick fuck
>> Anonymous
>>176638
Better not be consensual.
>> Anonymous
>>176599

You're slightly above average in length and fairly above average in girth. I'd say you pretty much have a perfect dick, not too big or too small and just perfectly girthy to fill out whatever you stick it in.
>> Anonymous
>>176619
fuck you. seriously fuck you.

try having a 4" cock and then saying it doesn't fucking matter
>> Anonymous
why are there so many posts with guys with bigger than average dicks bawwwwwwwwing about penis size?
>> Anonymous
lol @ penis size. Work on getting a girl first, losers. By the time its out, it's too late anyway :P
>> Anonymous
>>177261
The problem is they don't come back for more.
>> MaddoxMan !!pvgYyl5+noK
lol, I remember in high school the short guys with dicks that were the size of my pinky finger would get all the girls. It's a mental thing.
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>>177269
I agree with that, but that's as long as your dick isn't hanging out like this guy
>> Anonymous
>>177269
Keep telling yourself that...while the girl you fucked is laughing at your cock with her friends the next day. Enjoy trying to have sex with a girl more than once.
>> Anonymous
Whole thread is fail.

For some reason, those " i WANNA HAVE A BIG DICK SO I CAN MAKE THE EYES ROLL BACK LIKE IN THAM PRONOS " guys piss me off.
>> Anonymous
>>177290
nobody cares about your opinion faggot
>> MaddoxMan !!pvgYyl5+noK
>>177288
lol, Troll and virgin. I have dated the same girl for 3 years, she cums every time. I have a slightly above average dick I'd say, 6.8 inches. Fucking+clit stroking = orgasm. Doesn't matter how big or small your dick is, she will enjoy it. Like I said, unless you're freakishly small, it's a mental thing. And I don't date whores that have huge pussies or partake in casual sex so I wouldn't be in that position. But even if, I wouldn't care. I still got to fuck the hypothetical girl and it's not the end of the world. There's worse things in life. All you young guys, don't get hung up on dick size, it's not a big deal.
>> Anonymous
>>176619

i feel your pain, man.

i'm about 8... maybe just shy of it, but very girthy.

it's usually a very tight fit, and shit starts to hurt them if i do anything wrong.. leads to unfun times.

men: be happy with what you got, unless you got a micropenis.
>> Anonymous
>>177305
>I have a slightly above average dick I'd say, 6.8 inches.

stopped reading there. stop giving advice on how girls don't give shit about small dicks when you don't have one. i'd kill you, everyone i know, and a city full of babies and puppies to have a 6.8 inch dick.

fuck you
>> Anonymous
>>177307
so you worry about going too deep? cry more faggot.

i worry about getting laughed at and wondering if she can even feel it.
>> MaddoxMan !!pvgYyl5+noK
>>177310
I remember what it was like being 14-15 with a small pecker in gym class ok, I know the mental stigma that comes with it. I used to shower in my boxers for a while and piss in the stall because of it, but then I realized it's just a mind thing and I got over it. There's always a bigger fish. And if a girl loves you, she don't care about your dick size. Only whores care about that but there's waaay too shallow to ever even look at someone like you so don't worry.

tl;dr: I'm replying to a troll lol
>> MaddoxMan !!pvgYyl5+noK
>>177318
Jesus, how old are you? Subtract 3 years from it, go online and find a virgin girl that age and date her.
>> Anonymous
>>177320
not a troll just sick of threads with jackasses like yourself going "i got a 7" cock, but i assure you small dicks are fine" when you don't what the fuck your talking about
>> Anonymous
>>177324

Let's not forget 7" and it's around "average"
>> Anonymous
>>177322
i wonder how many 17 year old virgins i can fuck before ending up in prison
>> Anonymous
I've been jelqing for 2 months and have gaine a little more than 1 centimeter.
Saddly, I'm cutting, so I think It's actually the dick getting more space :|
>> Anonymous
>>177322
That's a good longtime solution.
>> Anonymous
Is this for real?
>> Anonymous
no.
>> Anonymous
yes.
>> Anonymous
Jesus Christ, never in my life have I felt so secure in my utterly average penis size.

Thank you 4chan, you constant insecurities have once again reinforced my perception of normalcy.
>> Anonymous
Jelqing often results in blood blisters on your penis.
>> Anonymous
>>176599
also with jelqing you have to be careful a about your technique, your penis can end up looking malformed, lopsided etc, i jelqed on and off for a few months and noticed gains in girth but none noticable in length. personally its really all about how you use it more then hw big it is, unless of course you have a peen 4" or less
>> Anonymous
is it just me or is jelqing just slow wanking
>> Anonymous
too bad it doesn't work. The quest has been thwarted again.
>> Anonymous
Nature is cruel :(
>> Anonymous
vagina here

i've fucked about 6 guys, 3 of which were relationships. the one with the smaller dick was the best one. he was about 5" but it was the most amazing sex ever. my current boyfriend would be considered large, but the 5" felt better because he was a better lover. in the process of dumping mr. big. penis is not the reason.
>> Anonymous
>>177447
>about 6
about?
>> Anonymous
>>177448

you a grammar nazi?
>> Anonymous
>>177448

i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>177454

not the person you are replying to but the way is was said...."about 6 guys"

wtf is about is that 5 guys? 7? 8?
>> Anonymous
>>177454
Not really. 6 just seemed like a lower number to need to use the word about.
>> Anonymous
Fuck, I'm sick of this "I need a bigger dick to impress the ladies" bullshit.

Stop watching the fucking pr0n. Having a big dick doesn't mean shit. Most girls don't care. If you find yourself with one that does, find a new girl because she's obviously a cum-sucking whorebag.

I have a 5" dick so I know what I'm talking about. If you have a 6+ incher, golly gee, good for you, but it honestly won't make much of a difference except that you run the risk of being TOO big.

Oh, and here's the dirty little secret: if you have a small dick, most of the men in your family probably do, too. That means the women in your family didn't care, so neither should you. Find a nice girl who loves you and learn how to make her orgasm. You don't even NEED a dick to do that, so there's nothing to worry about.
>> Anonymous
>Oh, and here's the dirty little secret: if you have a small dick, most of the men in your family probably do, too. That means the women in your family didn't care, so neither should you. Find a nice girl who loves you and learn how to make her orgasm. You don't even NEED a dick to do that, so there's nothing to worry about.

that actually makes so much sense.
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>>177462
>>177461

i'm a girl, give me a break.

if you learned to not notice our stupidity, you might get laid more.

here's my feet from yesterday.
>> Poncho !yuVL0WVm.Q
>>177471
ugly camwhore
>> Anonymous
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>>177471

It only works if you look good.
>> Anonymous
>>177471
>if you learned to not notice our stupidity, you might get laid more
Yeah, probably one of a few things I should change but won't.

Nice feet.
>> Anonymous
>>177470

Or you could've gotten the genetic short-end of the stick and your father and future son might be incredibly well hung.
>> Anonymous
>>177471
YOU HAVE SOME FUNGUS GROWING ON YOUR ARM.
>> Anonymous
>>177471
sweet panties
>> Anonymous
>>177471
Forget feet... post panties.
>> sage sage
>>177562
sage for panties
>> Anonymous
>>177525
>future son

therein lies the problem

tiny dicks dont get laid to have kids
>> Anonymous
I love the guys with big dicks telling us not to be jealous because they have a hard time. You think you have a hard time, dipshits? What about me? I'm 1 inch flaccid and about 3 inches erect. Who is fucking worse off?
>> Anonymous
I'm 6'4 with a 4" cock and only 4" circumference. Oh yeah, 1.5" flaccid.

I hate you all.
>> Anonymous
>>178002
>>178030

yeah... about that. god speed to the both of you.
>> Anonymous
threads like these make me feel proud
>> Anonymous
>>178037
Thanks for that. I'll be over here killing myself instead.