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The Ideal Gym of /fit/ Anonymous
-Free-weights only.
-Music that is actually motivational being played.
-No thin men, no fatties, no cardiofags.
-Over 9000 squat racks.

Anything missing?
>> Anonymous
Yea, no bodybuilders allowed, and Ronnie Coleman and Kermit posters everywhere
>> Anonymous
Oly platforms
Bumpers
Chalk
>> Anonymous
>>438240no bodybuilders allowed
>>Ronnie Coleman...posters everywhere

What?
>> Anonymous
>>438251
I loled too, but you know it's true.
>> Anonymous
>>438261

peanut.
>> Anonymous
One of every machine, rack, and bench type, plus one set of dumbbells from 25 to 100.
Mirrors on all surfaces except the floor
Kept at 70 degrees with fans blowing on every bench
A professional DJ who gets on the mic to shout motivating things at me on top of the music
No one there except for me, and a guy who follows me around to spot me, change the weight plates so I don't have to get up, and give me fresh heated towels
Professional masseuse in the steam room
>> Anonymous
-Weight vests
-Protein shakes on tap
-People automatically ejected for mentioning the words Tone, Spot Reduce
>> Anonymous
>>438270

oops, forgot to add, a chef to have my post workout meal ready after I finish cleaning off
>> Anonymous
>>438272

Also a rock climbing wall at the edge of an olympic sized heated indoor pool
>> Anonymous
also a sauna with hot wimmin to get rid of the after-workout boner
>> Anonymous
- Free-weights only
- Motivational music
- Strong motherfucking oly lifters
- Sauna
>> Anonymous
An ideal gym would have 1 other guy that is just slightly ahead of you in shape, for motivation.
>> Anonymous
>>438271

>People automatically ejected for mentioning the words Tone

There needs to be a sample of Kermit shouting TONE TONE TONE TONE TONE, kind of the like the lunk alarm at Planet Fitness.
>> Anonymous
>>438314

And about a hundred clones of Pauline Nordin, Shawn Johnson, Jessica Biel, Jamie Koeppe and Squat Girl.
>> Anonymous
Squat rack, bench, Incline bench with different settings, 3 barbells and enough plates from 0.75kg to 25kg, some boxes, stairs and platforms, Dumbells 10-40kg.

All for me.