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Anonymous
Is there anything I can eat or take before or after a particularly spicy meal to make the resulting poop not feel like I am shitting out a thousand angry suns?

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>> Anonymous
Yoghurt? Cheese. Buckets of fucking cheese.
>> Anonymous
Spicy things should be eaten in moderation.
>> Anonymous
>>278068
When your meal is "corkscrew spaghetti with spicy tomato sauce" there is no moderation. It is simply too delicious.
>> Anonymous
olive oil
>> Anonymous
>>278078
Just get used to the spice. If you keep eating it, eventually, it'll take a scotch bonnet to make your ass sting. And then just start eating those until they become nothing and then you won't get the stinging feeling.
>> Anonymous
This is the exact reason why I no longer eat spicy foods.
>> sasuke
Pain killers?
>> Anonymous
You must have spicy peppers along with your spicy meals. Especially spicy Jabaneros. I hear those really kill the pain.
>> Anonymous
>>278109
man, I remember one time I bought habaneros at a farmer's market, the guy looked me right in the eye and told me to wash my hands after handling those, especially if i was going to masturbate right after.

I shat like crazy thanks to those fucking peppers.
>> Anonymous
personally, i like the feeling of my spicy anus
>> Anonymous
yogurts a good neutralizer for spiciness. although perhaps not that much, I only add it to mild curry to neutralize that
>> Anonymous
>>278221
oh wait, that doesn't help your ass. Or maybe they can come out together... yuck.
>> Anonymous
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oh noes!