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some good fights coming up. Anonymous
Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Couture.

My vote is lesnar, through virtue of superior speed and strength. His technique may be lacking, but randy seems to rely on having the edge in speed/toughness to win against heavy weights, and i don't think he has that edge against lesnar. Not to mention Randy is as old as the hills themselves.
>> Anonymous
LOL

Randy dies
>> Anonymous
A wrestler can't hang with a boxer like that. Randy hands down.
>> Anonymous
>>313721
did you see lesnar hit that dude in the face in his last match? He made him roll backwards a couple times.
>> Anonymous
yeah, yeah, we've heard it before.

Randys not gonna take tim down, hes too small, and Tim will jab him to a victory.

Gabriel is gonna murder Randy, just like he did to Cro Cop.

Lesnar beats herring and now he can hang with Fedor? Are we forgetting Herring has been demolished by almost every top guy he has faced? Cro cop, NOG x3, Fedor etc etc.

tl;dr GTFO WWE fans.

But HUGE props to brock for fighting couture in his 4th pro mmafight. who is that nigger kimbo facing? shamrock? lmao.
>> Anonymous
>>313723
No, because i'm not a faggot and don't watch two big dudes rape eachother.
>> Anonymous
>>313727

Guess you missed the Herring fight
>> Anonymous
Randy. The man's a fucking one-man demolition crew. Look what happened to Tim. And Tim was a lot bigger and younger. Randy's just fucking tough.
>> Anonymous
>>313728

Then get the fuck out of this thread if it's not relevant to your interests, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>313728
you just watch bitches eat some shit instead.

Randy is giving up like 35 lbs.

Gabriel beat crocop on a fluke, lesnar is significantly faster then anyone i have seen in that division, and even though he lost to Mir, he was beating the shit out of Mir the entire time until he foolishly (because he is inexperienced) let himself get submitted.
>> Anonymous
Couture by decision.
>> Anonymous
>>313735
fuck you faggot, say that shit in real life. id fucking kick your ass. you have to admit you are a closet homo for watching 2 men grope each other
>> Anonymous
Oh, and Lesnar is a fucking show off asshole. At the end of the Herring fight he acted like he was in the WWE. At least the bad taste was washed away by the big respect GSP gave at the end of his fight.

tl;dr Leben for prez
>> Anonymous
>>313740
I'd avoid talking shit to MMA fans. They probably know quite well how to destroy you.
>> Anonymous
>>313730

Guess you missed my post.

I said, Brock beats herring and now people think he's God.
WHO HAS HERRING BEAT? FUCKING EVERYONE WHO MATTERS HAS DESTROYED HERRING. Did you see Fedor vs Herring? Randy via Unanimous Decision.
>> Anonymous
In after inevitable tough-guy homophobia flamewar...

That said, my bet's on Couture. WWE is a joke - it's acting. UFC is beating the fuck out of one another
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
ITT faggots who think it's real fighting
>> Anonymous
>>313740

Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.
>> Anonymous
>>313750
Sponge you are a RETARD.

GTFO
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>313754

what are you, 12?
>> Anonymous
don't be stupid Sponge, it's a sport. Besides, real fighting is just dudes shooting each other from far away, why the fuck would i want to watch that?
>> Anonymous
>>313747

Tru dat. We are generally much tougher than your average sports fan or meathead bodybuilder/strength trainer.
>> Anonymous
>>313758
No, but I am sick of you spouting shit. Have you practiced martial arts? Have you been in a real fight? Have you sparred?

Chances are most MMA fans have done a lot of those things.

You haven't. You are ignorant.

I know it isn't a real fight and can enjoy the skill and athleticism of the fighters.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>313761

It's as much of a sport as WWF is.
>> Anonymous
ITT TUFFGUIZ
>> Anonymous
>>313767
HHHUUURRRRRRR
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
OOOH I'M SORRY DON'T BEAT ME UP WITH YOUR AWESOME FIGHTING SKILLS YOU LEARNED FROM PEOPLE ON TV THAT MAY AS WELL BE DANCERS
>> Anonymous
If Brock works on his conditioning and develops some kind of finish strategy (I guess he'd go for the knockout) before the fight, we could potentially see a huge upset.
>> Anonymous
>>313767

Sorry Sponge, but you don't have permission to talk about sports or athletics, especially your lardy ass
>> Anonymous
ah, my apologies Sponge, I was still holding out hope that you had some intelligence in there somewhere.
>> Anonymous
This is /fit/, not /ma/. If you want to talk about how they train or want to learn how to train like a fighter, then this is the place. Otherwise, take your circle jerk to another *chan with a a /ma/ board. Fucking christ this shit is getting irritating.
>> Anonymous
>>313776

Upset? I guarantee you Brock is the Vegas favorite.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>313778
>>313781

I'm bigger and smarter than both of you.
>> Anonymous
>>313750

You are stupid as fuck and should GTFO.
>> Anonymous
>>313775
2/10
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>313793

Smarter than you, kiddo.
>> Little Busters !!cYRK7ZeKVyk
>>313788

And by "bigger" you mean "overwhelmingly more obese" and by smarter you mean "more self deluded"

Then yes
>> Anonymous
ok sponge
enlighten us
what is real fighting?

LETS GET DRUNK AND JUST START SWINGIN'

AMIRITE?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>313804

It's not choreographed crap on TV, for sure.
>> Anonymous
>>313788
yes sponge, i bet you are very large.

but i don't think an organism on the planet considers himself/herself/itself less intelligent then you.
>> sasuke !h003Xy2vOk
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This is a real sport.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>313808

I'm sure you're more intelligent "then" me.
>> Anonymous
>>313788
Sponge, this is actually the third guy who was ripping on you in this thread.

I highly suggest you go read or workout. The shit you say makes absolutely no sense.

I can't believe I still read your posts. I'm embarrassed.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH THE INTERNET BADASS, Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ, HAS ENTERED THE WORLD WIDE WEB FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIPS!!@!12

HE'S GONNA SHOW YOU TUFF NOOBS WAT REAL FIGHTING IS ALL ABOUT!
>> Anonymous
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>>313750

You best be joking nigger if you think MMA is fake like WWE.

Grab some of you buddies and "fake" this.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>313811

I can't believe you kids still believe in wrestling.
>> Anonymous
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>>313809
>> Anonymous
>>313810
omg he went to the grammar. on the interwebz no less!

Jesus, just change your name to fat troll and be done with it.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>313814

What? I'm sure that IS real hugging.
>> sage Sagey McSagerson
>>313814

Sponge would tire out and sit on the floor with labored breathing after giving that first knee blow. Then he will drink 30 cans of diet soda.
>> Anonymous
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>>313816
>> Anonymous
you're just pissed TKD guys got exposed 15 years ago
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>313819

Nothing wrong with diet soda. It has no calories you "OMG ASPARTAME KILLS YOU" faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>313823
except the sodium, which will make you gain water weight/suffer from cramps.
>> Anonymous
>>313823
good post MAH BOI
>> Anonymous
Everybody stop posting, you're all ruining my /fit/ experience with your dumbassery.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>313825

I've been drinking diet soda for 34 years and I have had no cramps at all.
>> Anonymous
>>313825
gtfo woman
>> Anonymous
>>313823
Do you giggle as you sit one hand masturbating, the other trolling /fit/?
>> Anonymous
>>313827
lol... like you really want to read all the threads on the bizarre troll medical conditions, acne, or "omg guys im so fat how do i work out lolz?".
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>313831

Takes two hands to troll.
>> Anonymous
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Fedor-Emelianenko-vs-Tim-Sylvia-540683.html

Fedor vs Sylvia.

He fucks Sylvia up in 38 seconds.
>> Anonymous
I only like Sponge when he's trollin'
>> Anonymous
Randy via experience.
>> Anonymous
sponge went missing for awhile im glad he is back


best part of f it
>> Anonymous
Brock Lesnar will win. Randy is not a striker and will be pressed to match up with Brock with his greco-roman and grappling. Lesnar will eventually push through Couture's guard and get either a TKO or a decision. This will be a three round fight, so as long as Brock, who is obviously stronger, stays on top and does at least paltry damage to Couture, he will win. He would beat Nougiera too.
>> Anonymous
Sponge drop it. You're a magnificent troll and I admire that but I've never seen you stoop as low as trying to actually argue a serious point in /fit with a series of weak retorts :(
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>314438

>argue a serious point with a series of weak retorts

dude i'll argue ANYTHING with a series of weak retorts.
>> Anonymous
>>314429
its a five round fight you retard
>> Anonymous
>>314429
he got caught by mir.

nog would rip his arm off.
>> Anonymous
To the clueless children who say Lesnar... are you joking?
The only way he would win is if got in a really lucky first punch, becuase thats about all the punches he is gonna get in, before Couture ties him into a knot.

Randy has dealt with big brawlers before and knows exacly how to execute a perfect submission. Its such a ridiculous mathcup.
>> Anonymous
I'm also going to agree with OP. Lesnar has 45 pounds over Couture, and even with his experience, Couture's going to be hard-pressed to stay on top of Lesnar. It was clear in the Gonzaga fight that Couture improved his stand-up game, but I think Lesnar will wear down Couture in the end and win with a decision. I'll be rooting for Couture, though.

Although it is my opinion that Dana keeps setting and hyping up these fights where the "American Hero" is the underdog against these supposedly top-level fighters (see Gonzaga), which albiet, is a good strategy to get money. It's the same reason we love Rocky.

Secondly, anyone stoked about Barnett v. Arlovski?

P.S. To the 1-2 guys replying to Sponge, just ignore him. If you don't give him a post to respond to, he can't make any more stupid comments.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>314508

>P.S. To the 1-2 guys replying to Sponge, just ignore him. If you don't give him a post to respond to, he can't make any more stupid comments.

you'd be surprised. i can talk for hours with no one responding. srsly.
>> Anonymous
Randy will take a dive on purpose in order to leave the UFC.
>> Anonymous
jesus christ, people, stop taking sponge seriously.


don't feed the troll, retards.
>> Anonymous
>>314523

Meh, Sponge is a bitch. Go on /sp/. Thats real trolling.

He just says stupid shit. The trolls over there will make you RAGE. same with /v/ to a lesser extent.
>> Anonymous
>>314692
you have no idea what you're talking about do you?