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Monkey Butt Anonymous
how can I get rid of the smell of my ass?

sometimes i catch a whiff of ass.. I know my computer shair smells like ass but its a few years old and i fart in it alot so its understandable.

Butt sometimes I smell ass, after working out or doing cardio etc..

sometimes i sniff again cause its kinda like "OMG is that my ass i smell" sniff sniff.. "yea its my ass i think".. Sometimes when im walking and I stop I turn around real fast like and I can smell my ass like it lingered behind me for a second.

is it my ass i smell, or do noses smell like ass on the inside..


anyhow, how do I get rid of the smell of occasional ass?
>> Anonymous
shower

and use baking soda on your chair.
>> Anonymous
>>233988
I do shower very good, and sometimes I even soap my finger and buff my rectum... I don't enter though, that would seem gay.. but maybe being gay is better than smelling ass occasionally...

naa I'd rather smell occasional ass.
>> Anonymous
burn the chair...
>> Anonymous
and stop farting uncontrollably...you know why you smell ass? bc farts have become one with your clothes...farting is really tons and tons (millions) of tiny shit molecules. so when you fart, you leave an invisible stain on whatever it is you farted on...
>> Anonymous
>>234016

its fucking methane and a bit of fecal coliform you dickfag.
>> Anonymous
>>234012
is fart residue combustible?
>> Anonymous
>>234021
thanks for clearing that up...no, really...queer
>> Anonymous
>>234025
people are combustible if you hold a flame to them for a little bit
>> Anonymous
It's either you overcome your unwarranted self-homophobia and wash your ass properly (I'm talkin' rota-rooter, son)

Or remain smelling like ass.

No other way.

Trust me...don't wipe, WASH.
>> Anonymous
>>234036
Ok, I'll try inserting a finger with soap or some other cleaning device into my anus..

but what if I like it...?

im kinda scared to find out.
>> Anonymous
>>234044
I really hope you're joking. If you were dying and needed to take one of those pills that have to be taken rectally would you pass because it might make you gay?
>> Anonymous
>>234047
I would think about it...
>> Anonymous
>>234044

God...

You DON'T automagically turn homo by inserting you finger into your anus, or any OTHER orifice, for that matter.

If that were true, we'd have MILLIONS of little 4 year old faggots who'd have an insatiable appetite for COCK from suckling on their thumbs for so long.

NOW MAN UP AND WASH YOUR ASS.
>> Anonymous
>>234047
sounds like a trap.
>> Anonymous
>>234053
I'll try it.. yea i was joking about the gay part and afraid of liking it.. i just wanted to check the ice before breaking it.
>> Anonymous
>>234047

I'd probably just eat the thing, dont want to risk it.
>> Anonymous
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>>234056

Faggot
>> Anonymous
>>234056
Queer
>> Anonymous
I feel so used now...
>> Anonymous
>>233987
That's not what monkey butt is, actually...
>> Anonymous
>>234091
I know I just liked the pic..
>> Anonymous
Do you wipe your ass with dry paper? That's probably it. Use babywipes also from now on. You will be surprised how much shit residue is left when you think you're done wiping w/ dry paper. Use wet wipes afterwards to get everything. They also have moisturizer in them, so your ass will feel nice too.
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>>234117

That about solves it.
>> Anonymous
This thread is incredibly funny. Holy shit.