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Why is the throat grab looked down upon? Got into a fight with some guy trying to impress his girl. He was like 40 lbs more than me. I got my hand around his wind pipe then got behind him and put my other hand over his mouth/nose and choked him out. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy.
>> Anonymous
you did the right thing...ur not crazy...
>> Anonymous
prolly because you were yelling "lol pwned" or something.
or you had your cock out and were demanding a reacharound off him
>> Anonymous
Stop hanging around faggots.
>> Anonymous
strange OP that is my signature move as well, it is fast effective and seems to be the only thing that really ends a fight fast, just quick brute force. Granted ive only used it a few times and have only been in a handful of confrontations but when the adreniline hit and i knew there was going to be a fight i just grabbed the fuckers throat and back of his head
>> Anonymous
because a throat grab alone can be walked out of pretty easily

it is a nice surprise move though if you get close and he cant get away

i made a guy squeal in pain once with just two fingers
felt kinda bad about it later tho
>> Anonymous
what did they say??
>> Anonymous
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choke moves are awesome, just brutal, good move op
>> Anonymous
ITT: Internet tough guys
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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cause thats a bitch ass move on your part.
>> Anonymous
>>333834

lol faggots who think you should fight fair are dumb and lose fights
>> Anonymous
Fap with left hand.
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>> Anonymous
>>333846
Wrong thread, dumbass.

also, sage for internet tough guys
>> Anonymous
That's a solid move.
My favorite is a quick headlock.
>> Anonymous
Probably because you were fighting in public. People not on the internet (or as I like to call, "IRL") tend to look down upon that whole violence/making an ass of yourself deal. Sometimes you've gotta fight, but most of the time you don't.
>> Anonymous
Normal street fight is just punches and some grappling, people look at you strange if you do anything. If somebody swung at me I would just kick him in the face and be done with it.
>> Anonymous
The only thing cooler than choking is SQUATZing someone.
>> Anonymous
So what did you do once you had him in a hold from behind? Make him pass out?

I think a punch to the stomach is better in random encounters, it eliminates that moment where you're just standing there looking like an idiot for overreacting.
>> Anonymous
>>333903
I'm trying to decipher what exactly this means. Like, running up to someone, putting him across your shoulder, and just pumping?
>> Anonymous
>>333903
I laughed. I shouldn't have, but I did.
>> Anonymous
Its a street fight, youre not supposed to choke the guy. Just use punches/grappling. Youre not a SEAL op lol
>> Anonymous
>>333881
most fights don't just 'happen in public.' At my frat there's usually ~3 or 4 major altercations per semester (i'm the risk manager -- bouncer I guess, because I'm big and don't like drinking) and the best way to end them quick before they get out of hand is by quick, brutal action. Usually it's just 'gangsters' from oakland trying to come into our parties, and tbh they're a bunch of pussies. The type of people who are willing to start shit at someone's house are the type of people who back the fuck down when they realize that you're not putting up with their shit. Seriously, who screams about how they 'grew up in da hood' and shit?

OP, without knowing the circumstances, sounds like you handled it right. It's not a matter of who threw the first punch, just who's the aggressor.
>> Anonymous
>>333995
you know, that makes me wonder: is it as conveniently easy as the vidya gaems make it look to grab someone Big Boss style and slam them down from a standing position?
>> Anonymous
>>333956
Yeah, more or less. Bonus points for cleaning and font SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
>>334044
fuck I lol'd. how is that a method of fighting?
>> Anonymous
>>334056
The awesomeness builds up with each successive repetition until overloading, causing the opponent's skull to implode.
>> UnpopularTripfag !k06UoZ/omE
Fucking lol'd
>> Aglaophotus Kun
>>333703
You had the right idea. Most people in society wont fight dirty, and so they dont know how to kill someone with their bare hands as efficiently as someone who fights like they WANT TO WIN. As my combatives trainees say, "sarge, you're too fucking real" Sorry kids, if you dont fight like youre being raped, you are NOT GOING TO WIN, hadji isnt going to give you any slack, so why fight like a pansy?
>> Anonymous
>>333999
this guy knows what he's talking about. Taking out a potential threat shit disturber doesn't necessarily mean being the 'biggest badass' and knocking them out with some ridiculous chuck liddel haymaker.
>> Anonymous
That's because it you can kill someone that way. It's a move usually reserved for life and death situations. Same with eye gouging.

But you did the right thing. I love seeing over muscled assholes get taken down a notch.
>> Anonymous
lmao, easiest way to make a man cry like a baby is to pull his pinky finger back.

I remember back in high school some asshole hit me in the back of the head with a snowball made of ice. I went over and bent his fingers back till he screamed then gave him the iceball back and said "Here, ice your fingers"

I still have a bump in the back of my head...
It's amazing how easy it is to take a person down, but generally people who pick fights are doing it for the glory of winning, not out of defense.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YOU ALL I'M A 6'4 OLYMPIC WEIGHTLIFTER AND A STREETFIGHTING GOD I COULD KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES AT ONCE DUMBFUCKS
>> Anonymous
I'm 6'2", 18, and I do gymnastics so I'm a pretty flexible guy.

Anyway, this one time when I was a junior in high school, there was this guido faggot giving me shit for something, I don't fucking know, shit was ridiculous. He shoved me and, from a standing position like two feet back from him, I put my foot on his neck (didn't even kick him) and shoved him back and up. His head kind of snapped back, and he fell really hard on his back. Everyone looked at me like I was batshit crazy so I just walked away.
>> Anonymous
Shouldn't this belong in /k/?

They're the violent ones
>> Anonymous
>>334153
O god the lulz. Who's hadji? Why is he after you sarge? Is it because you're too fucking real?