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Anonymous
OH GAWD MY STOMACH IT HURTS. I had to leave school early because it hurt so much. I have no fucking idea what it is, really. I think it's diaherria, and while I did poop a good bit, my stomach still hurts. I dunno what to do, really. I have some pretty bad farts and I am pretty gassy, and my poop will only come out if my stomach hurts a lot. Really, what do I do? Also, before you ask, yes I do eat a good amount of fiber a day.
>> Anonymous
Assuming your bed isn't crazy high, put your legs up on the bed and reach down to sit on the floor with your hand or elbows, so your ass is sticking up in the air.
If you have gas, it will be gone in a minute or two of gentle rocking/waiting.

Also, take a TUMS and try not to eat too much greasy food.
>> Anonymous
>>96919
I'm not eating greasy food, I haven't in a long time (in the process of losing fat). I'll try that bed thing, though.
>> Anonymous
This happens all the time to me. I take prilosec every day for it. It's gastrosomething. Or atleast in my case it is. Are you dehydrated? It'll go away once you get all of it out of the rear.
>> Anonymous
commit seppuku
>> Anonymous
I think I am a little dehydrated.
>> Anonymous
IT IS GASTROENTERITIS.
>> Anonymous
>>96960
... Is this bad?
>> Anonymous
>>96964
Call 911 and get everyone out of the house, because thousands of poisonous baby spiders are about to explode from your belly.
>> Anonymous
>>96964
you're going to die.
UNLESS!
WAIT A TICK...
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPORTZBEANZ AROUND TO REGULATE YOUR GASTROS?