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Anonymous
post what makes you rage in the gym.

infrequent skinny fags incorrectly using a machine holding up my exercising, then failing to wipe off his skinny faggot sweat.
>> Anonymous
>>353605
you sum it up pretty nicely, anon.
>> Anonymous
asking someone random for a spot, and they never take their hands off the bar FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
i hate fatfags who always wait impatiently for me to finish on a machine and then get pissed when i dont wipe up my sweat. its a gym, you're supposed to sweat
>> Anonymous
>>353647
Also, anyone who screams at their workout partner to motivate them. "CMON CMON JESUS ONE MORE FUCK YEAH YOU DID 3 REPS FFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKK"
>> Anonymous
>>353651
0/10
>> Anonymous
I stopped wiping my sweat everywhere I go because no one else was doing it, I felt all alone.
but I still do it alot.
>> Anonymous
people scooping out NO XPLODE and then going OH YEAH I CAN FEEL DA PUMP KICKING IN.
>> Anonymous
when people dont return the weights to their proper place ie putting the last couple 35 lb weights in the gym buried behind 47987984789474598789 45 lb weights
>> Anonymous
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>>353656
You must have no friends and work out alone, amirite?
>> Anonymous
>fags using a machine
>> Anonymous
>>353667
the area around the preacher bench at my gym is the worst. Plates scattered on the floor everywhere!
>> Anonymous
>>353605
Think about my whore of a girlfriend and then singing Bruce Springsteen to myself.
>> Anonymous
When they play some faggoty techno aerobic music on a loop.
>> Anonymous
You musclefags scare me from ever going to a gym with these threads.
I feel like I'm going to piss off x amount of people with anything I do.
>> Anonymous
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>>353669
FUCK YOU'RE ONE OF THEM AREN'T YOU FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
>>353683
You'll be fine after you lift for like a year. Deal with it. Noobs are always noobs.
>> Anonymous
>>353669
C'MON MAN JUST ONE MORE POST FOR THE NIGHT, JUST ONE MORE POST. YOU CAN DO IT, IT'S ALL YOU BRO, ALL YOU!!!!!
>> sage
i go to a university gym which is very multicultural. Sometimes the people from the middle east don't wear deoderant. Thing fucking sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>353683
relax, man. it makes me rage on the inside (aka theres never any exchange of hostilities, ever). even the screamo-spotters and sweat non-wipers cant get to me when im too busy making those faggots eat my dust
>> Anonymous
not going all the way down when squatting.

thats about it
>> Anonymous
There's this stupid fat fuck that likes correcting my lifting techniques everytime I'm there. I know for a fact that I have perfect form, but then this motherfucker comes over and tries to convince me to do his gayass quarter squats, and that I'll hurt myself going full depth. No matter when I go, he's always there. "Don't do that, do it like this, not like that, like this." Fuck, I'm RAEGGGGING so hard right now, next time he does it I'm going to go Vtech Cho on his ass.
>> Anonymous
>>353695
oh christfuck i was in the middle east for 2 years i know exactly what youre talking about

they would all take "hajji baths" daily. what's a hajji bath? oh ho ho, it's not bathing with water, my good anon. it's spraying the most stifling cologne you can possibly find all over your body in an attempt to mask your ridiculous body odor
>> Anonymous
"Dude, you only did like, 5 reps. You gotta do like 20 brah for better results, you kno wut im sayin?"
>> Anonymous
>>353692
i lold
>> Anonymous
>>353709
>>353701
Ah yes, the resident fitness expert in any gym...who happens to not be anywhere near as fit as I am, telling me what to do and giving me pointers
>> Anonymous
>>353708
do you know they don't use toilet paper? they have a bowl of water by the toilet and they use their left hand to splash off the poop. Somehow they think it is cleaner than disposable cloth. I disagree.
>> Anonymous
>>353708
Keep in mind that not all of us do this though, brah. I know what you mean though brah.
>> Anonymous
>>353718
actually, using water to clean off ur ass after you poop is more sanitary
toilet paper tends to smear and leave behind "items" that will smell/stain ur asshole
>> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan
People who don't bring towels. BRING A FUCKING TOWEL IT SAYS SO ON EVERY FUCKING ENTRANCE AND I DON'T WANT YOUR FILTHY SWEAT ON MINE.

The bumblefucks who come to the gym to pose. Get the fuck out of my free weights area I'm actually using it.

People who waste time on high-demand things. Yeah, your minute between is fine. What isn't is when you leave the fucking gym and get shitty when someone takes your thing.

Otherwise I don't care. Newfags are fine, because everyone was a newfag once and the longtime gym guys make a point of correcting technique if it's blatantly wrong.

Also, people who put on shittons of weight but don't take it off. Whoop-de-shit, you can press 80 kilos, you can sure as hell take the plates off and save me having to do it for you when I want the bar.
>> Anonymous
>>353721
k BRAH

>>353718
i dont know, all the toilets where i was at had tp, but they also usually had some sort of what looked like a dishwashing hose that i assumed you sprayed on your asshole

technically a using a bidet or one of these ass hoses would be more hygenic than not, but i digress. i have heard the whole "wiping shit off with your hands" deal though...theres some etiquette where youre not supposed to use a certain hand for a handshake because its supposed to be your shit wiping hand
>> Anonymous
>>353736
lol at ass hose
>> Anonymous
at the university gym there's this fat old retard guy who has a hearing problem (as in he has a fucking hole bored into his skull, with a bionic implant inhabiting said hole, complete with cord and everything going into his ear), and as such can't SPEAK properly, and he talks to the strongest guys in the gym while they're lifting (aka me, for some ungodly reason i think he likes me). He wears these ratty old ass clothes (same shirt every time) and, while strong, makes a ridiculous amount of noise. I'm not exactly the quietest guy in the world either, but goddamn man, give it a rest once in a while
>> Anonymous
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>>353605

Watching people exercise with half/quarter reps with high weights. Full range of motion? What the fuck is that, brah?
>> BRAH Anonymous
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BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH
>> Anonymous
>>353755
>talks to the strongest guys in the gym while they're lifting aka me

Uh-huh..
>> Anonymous
>>353776
he goes to a women's gym, brah. And only when Hilga is out sick.
>> Anonymous
So this gym I go to has one power cage. One. Every once in a while on my leg days theres some asshole doing curls in it.

CURLZ IN THE ONLY SQUAT CAGE
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
>>353806
I hate that too. Except the asshole is doing LATERALS.
>> Anonymous
>>353817
And they always seem to take the longest too... once I did all my other exercises and he was still there curling :|

2nd rage is people leaving weights on everything in the fucking gym
>> Anonymous
>>353806

HURRRAHSHGHGHGHGHGHGHH
>> RManifold !!C8TFUxHCCUl
Sorority girls who make a trip to the gym into a photo op or something. Take your sunglasses, your iPod, and your fashion magazine and put an end to your little STROLL on the treadmill, so I can actually RUN on it.
>> Anonymous
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I HATES DUTCH
>> Anonymous
People who use cushions instead of good form on squats.
>> Anonymous
I work at a gym and there's nothing i fucking hate more than showing someone how to do an exercise and then walking away only seeing them 30seconds later watching them flail their arms about like curls are a back workout. What's worse is they're the ones who come to me for advice on technique.
(I don't consciously seek out those adrenaline junkies who love to swing dumbells like they're at a fucking rave)
>> Anonymous
>>353806

Only one power rack and no squat rack?
>> Anonymous
>>353865
This
>> Anonymous
People who do half and quarter squats.
>> Anonymous
>>354850

Everyone with a post similar to this:

I have a lower back strain injury. FUCK OFF!!!
>> Anonymous
>>354864

Cry moar. Squatting properly is just a part of therapy for back pain.
>> Anonymous
>>354872

Soreness and pain are not the same, you fucking parrot
>> Anonymous
when stupid assholes don't rerack their plates and leave them lying around as if they are above leaving the gym prim and proper. It's even worse if you work out at 4 AM and you find the mess the faggots from the night before left for you to organize.
>> Anonymous
some old piece of shit farted while doing crunches and i almost threw up
>> Anonymous
>>354864
you might as well not even do them then you faggort

take some fucking weight off and do them correctly failfag
>> Anonymous
people who breathe excessively loud
>> Anonymous
skinny white girls chatting away or on their ipods on ALL the cardio machines when I wanna do my post-workout cardio.
>> Anonymous
So I was using some machine and I see this fatty coming off the treadmill and walking towards me. He tells me: Excuse me, I'm supposed to be using this machine right now. I was like whatever bro I'll finish in 2 mins just wait. He kept insisting: "No you don't understand after I do the treadmill I am supposed to use this machine". Goddamn fatty what does it matter just go do something else he pissed me off

Another thing that happened to me was while looking for a bench I saw all the benches were taken besides this one that had a bitch sitting on it picking her nails. I came to her and asked if she's done she said in 5 mins I'll be done. Alright I go drink some water, talk with some people and come back 5 mins later and still see her sitting there picking her nails. I'm like fuck off bitch and she says I'm resting between in my sets. Goddamn bitch go pick your nails somewhere else she pissed me off.
>> Anonymous
>>355838

unforgivable
>> Anonymous
>>355843
inconceivable
>> Anonymous
>>355853
He was probably making a reference to that series of videos on youtube called unforgivable
>> Anonymous
>>355858
i cant believe you've done this
>> Anonymous
>>355860
NO U
>> Anonymous
people that spot each other on smith machine
>> Anonymous
>>355874

That is fucking lol, one guy is "benching" and the other guy is using all his power to push to bar up
>> Anonymous
people who do not get low enough when doing their squatz
>> Anonymous
>>355860
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lBO23Dh23I
no u
>> Anonymous
>>353701

i feel ya brah
>> Anonymous
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I work out at home OH YEAH I CAN FEEL DA PUMP KICKING IN so I don't get really annoyed by anything.

:D
>> Anonymous
People who DRIVE to the gym, to RUN on a fucking shit running machine crap thing. i HATE THEM
>> Anonymous
>>356027
Cause everyone can run 15 miles to the nearest gym and run back home after exercising AMIRITE
>> Anonymous
>>355825
Dude wtf. So girls can't do cardio while listening to music? Fuck off
>> Anonymous
"HEY BRA YOURE GONNA HURT YER BACK DON IT LIKE THAT"

*back not being stressed*
>> Anonymous
>>356030
So you agree people who drive to the gym to run are fucking stupid?

Run 15 miles to the gym - Rest, run back.
Burnt A LOT more and didn't waste any money on a monthly fee.

Lrn2troll, fucktard.
>> Anonymous
>>356087
Sure, cause everyone enjoys daily marathons and blown out knees. Try harder.
>> Anonymous
The guidos who grunt in my gym. I don't mind if you're working out hard and you make a little noise when you're lifting but when you're screaming and yelling every fucking rep, it's just you drawing attention to your overblown steroid muscles.
>> Anonymous
>>353709
THIS
>> Anonymous
>>356087
You're the fucking troll. I would agree with you if you said biking to the gym instead of running, but running to the gym and back is just fucking stupid, there's a limit to how much your body can take. It would take you a good while to "rest" between working out and running home, and most of us have jobs and a life and have only a small window of time to squeeze a workout in.

tl;dr you are a collosal douche
>> Anonymous
When people squat in the curl cage
>> Anonymous
girls staring at me when I'm trying to concentrate on mah lifts
>> Anonymous
guys staring at me when I'm trying to concentrate on mah lifts
>> Anonymous
Guys concentrating on their lifts when I'm staring at them
>> Anonymous
Guys concentrating on lifting me when girls are staring at them.
>> Anonymous
girls not staring at me when i lift
>> Anonymous
When people do retarded programs that don't suit their goals at all.
>> Anonymous
girls trying to lift while i stare at them
>> Anonymous
Boy/girlfriend couples who do lameass excuses for exercise just so they can say that they go to the gym

like medicine ball pass sit ups
>> Dub Anonymous
>>353683
Fuck um go anyway, laugh at their speed to anger. It's only a side affect of all the roids.
>> Dub Anonymous
>>353708
My public schools were 50% Arabic, the smell from the locker room was horrific.
>> Anonymous
Sunglasses in the gym
People who ask me for a spot while I'm doing a circut
Fatties who give me advices when my bod is smokin
Idiots grunting super loud and slamming down weights while lifting
When the sexy ass trainer who teaches the stripaerobics course wears pants instead of her skimpy tight shorts
>> Anonymous
fatfucks giving me advices like BRAH YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG when my body is quite in shape.
>> Anonymous
people shouting a conversation from opposite sides of the gym.
>> Anonymous
>>356104
sigh...
ok, how's about run 3 miles TOWARDS the gym, stop, rest run back.
exercise:plenty but not knee-blowing
monthly fee:nonexistant
gas expenditures:lowered

huh.
>> Anonymous
People who say doing squats is gonna make my ass bigger than it already is.

THATS NOT POSSIBLE
>> Anonymous
Everyone in the gym using the ellipticals and nothing else. Ever.

Seriously, every single room in my gym aside from the upstairs elliptical room is constantly deserted. Also, old women who take off ALL THEIR CLOTHES AT ONCE in the locker room in order to change. They take their sweet time with clothing themselves again, too.
>> Anonymous
I think everyone on /fit/ should refer to ever other poster as brah.
>> kiddicat
i'm sorry i always take the elliptical bike.
i really don't do anything else besides that except swim.
next time, i'll share. you have one ski, i'll take the other and together with us bouncing up and down it'll work even better than if we were by ourselves.

i also raaage at old naked women/ digustingly obese women who get totally naked in the fitting rooms.
in return, i get totally naked too, and then they put on their clothes a lot faster in embarrassment.
success.
>> Anonymous
>>356794
>>356743

wtf unisex changerooms? lucky you
>> kiddicat
>>356801
0/10.

better luck next time.
>> Anonymous
I ride bikes because I lost my really expensive nice fancy ass running shoes and I'm not going to risk fucking up my joints running in the same shoes I lift weights in.
>> Anonymous
Fat sorority girls who go to the gym, lift 5lb weights and walk 2mph on the treadmill for a total of 20 minutes then head straight to McDonalds for lunch and dinner with their Starbucks double-whipped cream mochalattes, then hit up the frat party for an alcohol binge. Then bitch "OMGZ WHY CANT I LOOSE WEIGHT" D: FFFFffffff RAGE.

Nasty ass sweaty guys who splash sweat all over the machines next to theirs.

Fat ass soccer moms taking 60 minute strolls on the treadmill at less than 2mph while reading a book or clucking to eachother like a flock of hens.
>> Anonymous
Improper attire. A few days ago, I saw some idiot in jeans and a button up in the weight room.Today I saw some fool in a polo which was two sizes too small and a propped collar lifting.

FFFFFF
>> Anonymous
>>356801
I think they might be.... you know....
>> Anonymous
>>356223
i c wut u did there
>> Anonymous
>>356806
To complement, frat guys who walk in with their hollister shirts and hats on and then sit on any leg-specific equipment.....and then just sit there.
>> kiddicat
i also hate going to the gym and seeing guys that shop at the store i work at.
especially in large numbers.
>> Anonymous
>>356794

pics or it didn't happen
>> kiddicat
>>356822
cameras of any sort aren't allowed in the fitting rooms.

i r lawful.
>> Anonymous
i hate people taking weights from one place to another part of the gym and not put them back...spend a stupid amount of time trying to find the correct weight plate cuz some ass took them across the gym.
>> Anonymous
>>354917
I lold really hard.

I really hate old men who wont' put on a fucking towel in teh locker room!

I DONT' WANT TO SEE THAT YOUR OLD MAN BALLS SCRAPE THE CARPET!
>> Anonymous
I dont really find any of the things listed annoying enough to mention. Costs me 10 seconds tops when some guy doesnt put the weights back. And i never even thought about wiping the sweat, noone else seems to mind so why should i. The only thing that irks me is the techno. Speed-metal might be a little narrow, i can understand that, but its not asking a lot that they play some rock and maybe some other music with instruments in it.
>> Anonymous
>>356834
Dude..old man balls are the worst! couple that with their liver spots..fuck dude..

I also hate fat guys walking around naked. the only good part is you can't see their penis.
>> Anonymous
>>356834

Oh grow a pair, its not like you HAVE to look at everyones junk.
>> Anonymous
>>356839

there's a reason they made you wipe down the wrestling mats in high school with bleach. Enjoy your ringworm.
>> Anonymous
>>356846
I'm sorry but the locker room is just full of old men you never see doing weights or cardio..and they're always fucking naked. WTF!
>> Anonymous
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theres this one big dude that always wears the same purple shorts EVERY DAY that smells every bit like it. I swear I can actually SEE the smell refracting the light. Fucking disgusting.
>> Anonymous
Okay so I just got home from the gym and I have some fucking rage.

Some dumb ass bitch nigger lady had her towel on the barbell racks and she wasnt even there using the barbells for like 5 minutes. I pick up a barbell and start doing military presses. I do about 2 sets and then this bitch ass nigger of a fucking lady comes and says hey I was using that. I KNEW CLEARLY SHE WAS NOT USING IT. WHY? BECAUSE SOME OTHER MOTHERFUCKER WAS USING IT AND HAD JUST PUT IT BACK RIGHT BEFORE I GOT IT. So she comes up to me saying hey is that the 50? I was using that , you messin up my workout. In a loud ass nigger voice. I just let her take it and I even explained to her that I just took it from some guy who had just put it back and she still took it. I hate niggers now, that just made me rage that I cant stand any niggers from now on at the fucking gym. Fucking disgusting ass dark as fucking Kevin Garnett ugly Aunt Jemima looking ass bitch. Disgusting ass woman with manly physique is disgusting. Fuckin hate niggers.
>> Anonymous
Sometimes I like the smell of my balls when I haven't washed my gym shorts in a while.
>> Anonymous
>>356866
Don't worry, we all hate niggers.
>> Anonymous
At the YMCA preteens and teenagers under 14 (which isn't allowed) frequently sneak up into the main gym on the second floor and just dick around. They'll be messing with machines and switching one from another every 5 or so minutes, just "playing" with them. And no one fucking stops them. Sometimes they even run around the machines and chase eachother really loudly. It's fucking annoying and makes me RAGE
>> Anonymous
>>356866
i'm raging at the fact that you pussied out like a little bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>356878
Go to a real gym faggot.
>> Anonymous
Sweat is disgusting. Would you really just lay back in someone else's bodily fluid?
>> Anonymous
>>356866

lol you let a niggerwoman disrupt your military presses
>> Anonymous
>>356882
who wants to raise a scene in the gym. Best thing to do with people like that is work around them.
>> Anonymous
You fags make me rage so badly. Step up motherfuckers. The only reason why you wouldn't do anything is because you're afraid. If you're that much of a pussy, find a nice mom and pop gym or women's gym.

ITT: Butthurt faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>356891
people who don't take shits would

seriously dude, being dicked around is not a way to live.
>> Anonymous
>>356896
Internet tough guy
>> Anonymous
>>356899
Not being a complete and total pussy =/= internet tough guy.
>> Anonymous
Tonight, I found a guy doing DUMBBELL CURLS in the squat rack for sets of 20. I had to wait until his set was over before saying "are you using the squat rack?"
>> Anonymous
>>356892

But I'm already a member of a women's gym. Where do I go from here?
>> Anonymous
>>356900
Yeah? Enjoy your assault charges and uncomfortable confrontations.
>> Anonymous
>>356907
Yeah because it's not like we have freedom of speech and telling someone to fuck off is illegal, amirite?

Enjoy having people push you around for the rest of your life, you weak willed pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>356912

are you also going to confront people who cut you off or people with road rage?

I'm not saying to bend over and take it in the ass but to use tact in the right situations. Some people just need to be given space.
>> Anonymous
>>356912
you're pretty much the one going to jail if ur a guy and a bitch slaps you and you slap her back
>> Anonymous
>>356899
right, telling people to stand up for themselves means you should fucking rage and punch everyone in the face.

how can you accept the fact that if someone makes you feel the least bit uncomfortable you'd back down?

Did I say i can kick your ass? Did I say I can kick anyone's ass? No, I just fucking told you to stand up for yourself and you fags pussied out.
>> Anonymous
>>356917
>are you also going to confront people who cut you off or people with road rage?

No, because there ISN'T anything rational that you can do about that. However, if someone is unreasonably pressuring you into giving up a barbell that they weren't using in a first place, you can them to wait and let you finish or piss off.

>I'm not saying to bend over and take it in the ass but to use tact in the right situations. Some people just need to be given space.
This is true.
>> Anonymous
>>356921
Psh, you can stand up for yourselves whenever you want but it's simply not worth it. You aren't going to change their habits and mindsets. They don't care about what you want. Deal with it.
>> Anonymous
>>356917
I agree, but you don't have to be a Milton for the rest of your life.
>> Theodore Roosevelt !!J8LZ2zthmwi
>>356852
I have this nagging suspicion that gym locker rooms are actually old man gay bars...

the worst is when you see some old fat naked dude blowdrying his fucking taint.
>> Former prince Clovis, Chaplain of the Pretty Marines
>>356927
Oh my dear god, thanks for bringing that memory back.
>> Anonymous
>>356223
>>356223
>>356223
>>356223

This, brah. They should just stop it, they don't do enough reps and they get huge asses. Why a re they using my curl cage just to ruin theyre knees?
>> Saigaguy !n87gAqL9/w
Girls there just to be seen are annoying.

Look, I know you're a girl, but 10x 10lb curls are not doing anything for you. Especially if you do it for a month.
>> Anonymous
>>356927
yeah wtf with all this old guys. i never see any of them in the gym itself, rarely at the pool, so this just leaves sauna...but comon paying ~1600$ a year just to go to a fcken sauna once in a while?
>> Anonymous
>>357914
It's true. Also most of them are obese in my gym, Maybe they just wander round naked because they've got nothing better to do.
>> Anonymous
old fat guys in the locker room that refuse to put on a towel, as if to say "look at my cock, my cock is little, this is my gay cock, i love cock, lets join a cock club and show our cocks to each other in the cock locker" hehe
>> Anonymous
When the womens hockey team takes up the power rack to squat just the bar and maybe put 10's on.
>> Anonymous
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If you go to my local rec center during a weekday in the afternoon, and you are under the age of 45, you will be confronted by a staff member asking if you are old enough to be there.

The age is 16 without an adult.

Those elderly folk don't like the young folk around. Makes em realize how close they are to death.
>> Anonymous
>>356902

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF there's a guy who does that at my gym too, he does them for like half an hour, then does barbell curls in the squat rack.
>> Anonymous
>>355825
Skinny white girls piss me off, mostly because they hog all the cardio machines.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
People that do deadlifts in the running cage like wtf
>> Anonymous
the only things i rage at are things that affect me directly.

fat guy correcting my form?: ?
people asking me for a spot?: ?
mighty mouse motherfucker grunting loudly ruining my concentration?: ?
overly-aggressive gay guy staring at me in the locker room?: ?
holding up my squats in the cage with your shoulder shrugs?: ?

the affliction shirts and fingerless gloves and shit like that are annoying, but don't make me raeg.
>> Anonymous
>>358932
>people asking me for a spot?: ?
I agreed with everything except that. What the hell is wrong with someone asking you for a spot? Unless they're asking you to spot their curls or something, there's nothing wrong with that at all.
>> Anonymous
>>358938
i'm there to work out and concentrate on myself, not to help others work out. it's the only time i get "me time" and i like to stay focused and keep my concentration. if you are there by yourself and are lifting more than you can handle, then you deserve to have your chest caved doing bench press.

think about this next time you selfishly ask someone for a spot who is trying to do their own workout and you are not there with a workout partner.
RAAAEEEG!
>> Anonymous
People doing squatz in the curl cage.
>> Anonymous
>>358949
I don't ever ask someone for a spot because I know exactly and precisely how much I can lift without one. I'm just saying that you should maybe try being more social. Spending 5 minutes to help someone else wouldn't really hurt, right?

Like, you never know one day you might need a spot yourself when you're try to get those last few reps in but you're not sure if your arms will give in or not.
>> Anonymous
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>>358968
>I'm just saying that you should maybe try being more social.
i don't go to the gym to be social. when i go there it's all about me, like i said. if that makes me an asshole, then so be it.
>> Anonymous
>>358980
ALL YOU BRAH IT'S ALL YOU
>> Anonymous
>>358981
thanks brah
>> Anonymous
>>358983
YEAH SURE THING BRAH
>> Anonymous
People who do a fucking wrestlers bridge when they bench

This guy I know who loads up 6 plates on each side to squat, then goes down to maybe a fifth of the way for a single rep.

Curlz where the guys elbows come so far out you'd think he's power cleaning

Curlz with some back extension thrown in

One armed rows that look like you're starting a lawn mower

A guy with gloves and straps so he can deadlift 135 . . . incorrectly

I'm sure I'll think of more, I'm often RAGGGGGGEEEEEEING in the weight room.
>> Anonymous
>>358980
>>358980
I NEED THE SAUCE TO THIS VIDEO PLZ
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>359000
>One armed rows that look like you're starting a lawn mower

I always do the motor chugging noise when someone I know does that.
>> Anonymous
I got a new one. They cut the music in my university's strength & conditioning gym, because some alumini's didn't like what was being played. It was the fucking radio, ie nothing offensive. Now we have to lift in silence because some old faggot and his delicate sensibilities. I'm going to print off some science journals stating the positive effects between training performance and music, hand them to the S&C coaches, question why the alumni's want our teams to be at a disadvantage, and let the shit roll from there.
>> Anonymous
>>359037
Just use an iPod, brah
>> Anonymous
>>359052

Naw brah, sticking it to some old people is more satisfying
>> Anonymous
>>359037
pretty cool story bra
>> Anonymous
People who say "Brah"
>> Anonymous
>>359132
I know brah, that shit totally pisses me off brah.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>359135
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>> Anonymous
>>359138
Hey what's the matter, brah? You're looking a little angry there, brah.
>> Anonymous
There is this massive italian guy who goes to my gym around the same time I do each day. He sweats profously and smells overwhelmingly of BO and rotting meat (I don't even want to know why). He basically yells while lifting outrageous weights, which he drops after every set: causing the floor to crack in places. In between sets he will either flex in the mirror, or pathetically flirt with any woman in a 20 mile radius with classic lines like "Oh hey, so you do ballet? Must be pretty flexible huh? hehe..." ALSO, he never brings a water bottle, and instead makes eleventy billion trips to the water cooler with a little paper cup. Most annoyingly perhaps, he always brings a can of RedBull with him into the free weight area. He will guzzle this in between sets, burping loudly. When it is empty, he hides it. I am constantly finding empty cans hidden around the place and it annoys the shit out of me.
>> Anonymous
>>359157

that was so funny. I think I like that italian guy lol
>> Anonymous
>>359157

Lol, what a fucking character. This is now how I imagine Ronnie Coleman acts
>> Anonymous
>>359177
Not at all. Ronnie Coleman is probably one of the most humble and kind guys you could possibly meet.
>> Anonymous
>>359187

Ronnie Colemen, shattering expectations
>> Anonymous
>>356223
I fucking lol'd. Thanks for the laugh anon.
>> Anonymous
I also go to the YMCA for my gym. Rage points:

- Female only gym downstairs making upstairs gym a sausage fest
- Naked fatties/old men strutting in locker room and SAUNA WHEN IT FUCKING SAYS WEAR A TOWEL IN THE SAUNA RAAAAGE AND DONT LIE DOWN LIKE THAT EITHER YOU DISGUSTING THINGS FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
- People using all 5 treadmills facing the TV when I want to use it
- People leaving shit like used paper towels in the cupholders of the treadmill where I like to put my keys/towel
- People leaving excessive weights on machines after they're done, RAGE
- People walking/holding onto bar and jogging next to me constantly looking over to see how fast I'm running on the treadmill with my intervals, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
>> Anonymous
gay men making out in the locker room shower, man WTF?
>> Anonymous
LMFAO, you guys say these people are lame and that you hate machines, well here's a suggestion: DONT GO TO FUCKING COMMERCIAL GYMS. NO ONE SERIOUS ABOUT GAINING STRENGTH WOULD GO TO A FUCKING YMCA OR A GOLD'S GYM. Buy some squat stands and a zhangkong bumper set, problem solved for about 1,150 dollars.
>> Anonymous
I'd like to add that anyone who complains about machines yet goes to a commercial gym is no better than someone using the machine itself. You faggots are so pathetic.
>> Anonymous
>>359518
The YMCA is 10 minutes walking distance away versus the next gym that's 10 MILES away, so I go there, brah
>> Anonymous
stupid fucking girls that drive under five minutes to get there, hop on a treadmill for ten and leave. while picking up mcdonalds on the drive out. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>> Anonymous
>>359510
My gym has a TV built into every treadmill and elliptical.
>> Anonymous
>>359525
Rich fucks. I live in teh poor shitty
>> Anonymous
I thought I would throw this here since it is a very rage inducing story.
I was on a busride home from a football game and one kid is talking about how he used to starve himself to get down to weight for rec football (you had to be <120 pounds to play running back) and another kid (kinda a meat head, always benches and does bicep curls in the weight room) pipes in and says
"You know that if you work out while starved it converts fat right into muscle"
I RAGEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD
>> Anonymous
>>359510
>Naked fatties/old men strutting in locker room and SAUNA WHEN IT FUCKING SAYS WEAR A TOWEL IN THE SAUNA RAAAAGE AND DONT LIE DOWN LIKE THAT EITHER YOU DISGUSTING THINGS FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Old dudes steaming their balls naked FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
>>359541
win story
>> Anonymous
Annoying fugly bitch doing lunges in my squat space FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> Anonymous
Sexy women who work out near me, distracting me from my SQUATZ. BITCHES LEAVE!
>> Anonymous
>>359510
Just who the fuck uses towels in sauna? Pussies.
>> Anonymous
people who do squats in the jumping jack cage FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
>>359721
people who do bench presses on the ab crunch bench FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
people who move the flat bench to already crowded and tight areas to do flys, especially in front of the squat rack.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>356425
>>356422
>>356417
>>356410
>>356404
>>356436
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
LET THEM RAGE FOR FUCKS SAKE
>> Anonymous
>>359736

people who do flys on the massage bench FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
bamp
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
when a gym has old plates. and i get MOTHERFUCKING RUST EVERYWHHHHEEREE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
>>355919
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAb7P_fCnI0
>> Anonymous
>>356892
>>356892
>>356892
>>356892
>>356892
>>356892
>>356892
>>356892
>>356892
>>356892
>>356892
>>356892
>>356892
>>356892
>>356892
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>> Anonymous
>>356711
then you would still have to drive to the gym to get your lifting in dickweed, you have been disproven drop it
>> Anonymous
>>356821
do you work at a sex shop?
>> Anonymous
>>359597

Or hop on for the ride.
>> Anonymous
>>359850

Hes talking about people who drive to the gym just to RUN, and nothing more
>> Anonymous
ITT: roid rage
>> Anonymous
This thread must live on.
>> Anonymous
bumping
>> Anonymous
Fuckers who chit chat in the power cage.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Anyone else notice that the gym seems to get fucking packed on the weekend?

Weekend Warriors ffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
>>360207
Armchair Warriors ffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF