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i just ate like 10,000 calories in one sit about an hour ago. i was wondering if the body limits the amount of calories absorbed after a while and is there anything i can do to minimize weight gain here?
also inbefore fatfuck/over9000 remarks
>> Anonymous
Go for a walk today. 30 minutes worth of sustained heart rate. Take a bottle of water with you. Do this tomorrow. Stop eating as much. Go see a doctor too. Look him in the eyes and tell him you don't want to die early. Obey him. He is your new master.
>> Anonymous
1. purge
2. don't do that again, piggy
>> Anonymous
lol thats Definatly under 9000...but listen to No.389435 he is the master that leads you to your new master
>> Anonymous
>>389641
purging would only work if it was right after the meal
>> Anon|17777|
If I ever look like OP's picture I give all of you /fit/s permission to kill me in any fashion you find fit. <bad unintended pun right there.
>> Anonymous
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>>389435
>>389435
>>389435

This.

Seriously, you're killing yourself dude. It's not impossible for you to lose weight either.
>> Anonymous
>>389431
He's just so.... round.
>> Anonymous
>>389435
sustained heart rate? fuck you!
walking slow burns more calories than walking fast
>> Anonymous
im a fatass and i know how you feel
i once at 4 servings of those instant noodles the square ones. and a serving of those to me are usually 3 of them so i ate a total of 12 instant noodles
i weight myself after and i actually gained 15 pounds from it all
>> Anonymous
>>389431

So why is your arm tucked through your shirt into your pants? O_o
>> Anonymous
OP, what the hell did you eat?
>> Anonymous
>>390749

What?
>> Anonymous
>>390749
its not relaly tucked in, the blubber from his arm and his hips kinda just merged together through the clothing
>> Anonymous
>>390771
>> Anonymous
>>390677

what? you're a fucking idiot, or a troll. work harder = burn more.
>> Anonymous
>>390674

The only thing I hate about this progression is how he turns more and more into a humorless douche with each pic.
>> Anonymous
>>390771
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>>390797

I believe that's known as White Goodman syndrome.

Pic related.
>> Anonymous
>>390771
>>390793
it was a whole deep dish pizza, its about an inch and a half thick.
>> Anonymous
>>390839
you're a pussy. one pizza is nothing.
>> I'm setting things right on /b/.
>>390674
Sagging skin, Anon?
>> Anonymous
>>390859

Wouldn't know, the picture is copypasta.
>> Anonymous
>>390797

That and he goes and ruins any progress he made with a shitty fashion decision by getting a fucking gauge on his ear the size of a golfball.
>> Anonymous
>>390674
At least he got that fro cut.