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Anonymous
When I spread open my pee hole with my fingers I can see a web about 2cm in. Is this fucking normal? When I was a little kid I remember injuring my pee hole (I'll tell you guys later...it's funny as fuck) and I think when the wound healed the inner walls of my dick got fused together and some sort of web formed.

If this isn't normal I'm going to inject my dick with a hardcore numbing fluid and get to work with an X-Acto knife. I'm thinking that I'll put a really tiny straw in there after the cut so that it wont heal back together.
>> Anonymous
OP here, I think this is the reason why I can't "shoot" my loads when I jack off...
>> Anonymous
Id say its normal, one tube being for your ejaculate, and one for your urin?
>> Anonymous
>>41502

Well I'm pretty sure the piss hole is supposed to be one solid tube all the way through...EVERYONE CHECK YOUR FUCKING HOLE AND REPORT BACK PLEASE.

Srsly gys I don't want to cut my pee hole unless I have to.
>> Anonymous
Unless you are actually having problems with it, leave that shit along. Remember, taking somehting sharp anywhere near your dick is always a bad fucking idea.

Even if they are a doctor, if they have something sharp, be fucking careful before you let them near your junk.

Better safe than sorry.
>> Anonymous
>>41508

SO it's normal? You have a dick web also?
>> Anonymous
Dont cut your pee hole, idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>41509

No, I do not, but if it isn't causing problems, why fuck up your dick?

Leave it how it is, or consult a doctor.

And it's called a urethra, not "pee hole" : \
>> Anonymous
I'm so fucking tempted to cut my dick now. Nobody has answered my question. SO FUCKING TEMPTED.
>> Anonymous
>>41505
your symptoms dont sound like you "have" to do anything.

When you pee, does your piss come out in a steady stream with pressure? If so, then what u are talking about has nothing to do with blowing your loads.

If you want control on ejaculating, practice flexing your prostate when you are peeing to stop peeing mid stream. This will get u buff enough to hold out from letting your load fly when you are jerking off and the result will result in you "shooting" it
>> Anonymous
>>41514
forget it, he either be trollin and lollin or he's retarded.

In either case, he should cut his dick.
>> Anonymous
>>41524

I'm not trolling but I am loling at how fucking ridiculous this thread must sound.
>> Anonymous
TROLL. cut you fucking cock off. DO IT FAGGOT.
>> Anonymous
>>41502

..why would you go to a gynecologist about cock problems?
>> Anonymous !KRuMRaNDOM
I love that picture.
>> Anonymous
>>41503
a girl on my /fit/?
cocks don't have 2 holes like vaginas do
their is one hole for both
>> Anonymous
>>41542
lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>41543
remember that all you ladies out there.

im peeing in ur vaginer lol
>> Anonymous
how the fuck do you spread your hole so that you can see 2 cm in. I can only see like at most 0.5 cm in.
>> Anonymous
There really is no reason to worry about a small thing like a web in your peehole. Unless you wanna shot web in a girls face properly and pee correctly, but then again your on 4chan so you'll probably never get a chance to shot web on a chicks face anyway. Personally I would get that shit fixed since you know, I like my penis to be normal, but thats just me.
>> Anonymous
whats the funny as fuck story fagbreath?
>> Anonymous
>>41498
apparently alot of men have something similar to what you describe, as result they can pee in two different directions if it big enough. I've heard on Love line once this guy's girlfriend thought it was hot.
>> Anonymous
Cut your fucking dick and tell us the story.
>> Anonymous
Fuck yes OP, I have this too.

You're not alone.
>> Anonymous
>>41728

BTW, I shoot loads all the time. Big gloopy puddles of cum... don't worry about it.
>> Anonymous
i saw this and just cringed and flipped out.
>> Anonymous
Alright idiot. First you need to tell this hilarious story about how you injured yourself.

Then, you need to call a urologist. The urologist will answer the question as to whether or not this is normal, or causes trouble. Also, if you just get right to it and cut your shit with an x-acto knife, the greatest likelihood is that the wound will heal shut in a web just like you have now, but twice as thick. You'll end up with a stricture, and you'll get to enjoy not being able to piss and eventual surgery culminating in you having a rod jammed up there for several weeks.

Nice illustration btw.
>> Anonymous
>>41772
Shhhhh.......just let him do it.
People like this need to take every step possible to sterilization. Keep cutting, OP!
>> Anonymous
>>41498
Do it for your Darwin Award.
>> StraightTrippin !AUq.wk25q.
>>41502

Easily a contender for biggest dipshit ever.

1) Medical care in America is among the best, if you can afford it.

2) Gynecologists look up girls' twats, not boys' penises. Urologist is the correct answer.

Now, as to the question of webs, I myself have this dick-web thingy in my urethra. We dick-web people are just a bit... superior, is all.
>> Anonymous
the problem is clearly that your thumbs are really fucking tiny.

scratch that. the problem is that your dick is too big. there's no other way to explain A) how you can see 2cm into your dick; B) how you can fit an X-Acto knife blade 2cm into your dick and only cut the "web".

wait. that's not a problem.
>> Anonymous
It's normal, so stop worrying.
>> Anonymous
If you really want to cut it, then do it. I doubt that you'll actually hurt yourself, and it's probably just going to bother you if you don't do something about it eventually.

I recommend a clean pair of small nail scissors instead of an exacto-knife, though.
>> Anonymous
YOUR THUMBS ARE IPODS
>> BOwen !i7E4yRzZEQ
Cut it. Do it faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>41836
can't unsee it
>> Anonymous
Why would you spend so much time looking in your peehole?
>> Anonymous
CUT YOUR COCK OFF AND POST PICS TROLL! LULZZORZ UR ON TEH IINTERNET!
>> Anonymous
>>42396
you are a complete faggot if you dont stare into your own peehole. Its only natural.

PS - OP, use an icepick
>> Anonymous
its like a tiny vagina
>> Anonymous
I want to take your peehole's virginity
>> Anonymous
>>41806
pic is to scale
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>42454
>> Anonymous
>>41672

how do i shot web
>> Anonymous
holy fuck this entire thread makes me grab my cock in pain