PARKOURDO ANY OF YOU LIVE IT?I NEED HELP.
OK SO ONE DAY I WAS OUT AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD DOING SOME PARKOUR WHEN SUDDENLY THESE MOTHER FUCKING BEARS ON MOTHER FUCKING HORSES CAME OUT, JUST FUCKING OUT OF NOWHERE AND I RAN THE FUCK OUT OF THERE GOD DAMN I RAN SO FUCKING FAST JESUS CHRIST THESE BEARS WHERE FUCKING SCARY I MEAN GOD DAMN
...with what? I've been doing parkour for about 3 months now.
Nevermind, troll.
parkour...yet another way for natural selection to work it's magic.
Enjoy looking like retards.Hope you come up with a good explination when someone asks you just what the fuck it is you are doing.
>>195835They don't look any less retarded than I do when I'm carrying a wheelbarrow full of rocks up a hill or beating the shit out of some tire with a sledgehammer.Functionality. Ever heard of it?
>>195841I think trying to explain why you are carrying a wheelbarrow full of rocks up a hill would be much easier than having to explain why you just vaulted over someones parked car and then proceeded to climb on their roof.Parkour should stay where it originated, and thats France. I dont need any teen faggot trying to impress his friends getting in my way because he wants to do some fucking flips over benches.
Parkour is for fags. Now, freerunning is fun, but parkour is filled with fail philosophy and bullshit.Go out and do some street stunts... okay, wee, big deal... but don't ask "DO YOU LIVE IT?"
FUCK YEAH PARKOUR