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Anonymous
Hey /fit/. Anyone else in hospital right now? I just got my appendix taken out. It's my first time in hospital so it's sort of weird having strangers shaving part of my pubes and asking if my balls hurt. Heh.

Picture related, they are my cuts

Tldr: anyone else in hospital?
>> Anonymous
>it's sort of weird having strangers shaving part of my pubes and asking if my balls hurt.
When I got my appendix taken out nobody did that shit to me.
>> Anonymous
>>183952
>>so it's sort of weird having strangers shaving part of my pubes and asking if my balls hurt. Heh.

I dont think that person was even medical staff.
>> Anonymous
>>183970

lolwut
>> Anonymous
Op here: lul. Nah, when I was first being diagnosed, a surgeon was giving me an examine. Also the had to shave a bit of my pubes during surgery. I'm pretty hairy, so maybe the hair was too close to the cut
>> Anonymous
I had intensive jaw surgery in september to fix a mandibular occlusion that I had since birth.

They put 4 demagnitized titanium screws in my jaw, and widened it and brought it forward.

It was the single most nightmarish experience of my life.

Body-surgery is fucking childsplay in comparison.

You can.

-Eat
-Talk
-Breathe (thats a big one)
-Drink
-Spit
-Lick your lips/teeth
-Yawn
-Put your head on a pillow
-Turn to look at someone

And you wont pass out withing 10 seconds on not wearing an oxygen mask.
>> Anonymous
>>184027

Ouch. Are you better now?
>> Owen Hart !O3Q.SI8vpg
It's too bad you didn't die because then we'd be saved from this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>184034
Yeah, in fact I just got my post-surgery brackets
(basically braces on steroids that cover front and back of teeth and hold my jaw together with elastic bands)

Just got taken out a few weeks ago.


Recovering from that was one of the reasons I'm working out as hard as I am now. I never want to be that weak and helpless again.
>> Hairy Fatass !DkdcOKkXrI
>>184035
Shut up.
>> Anonymous
LOLWUT?

They don't need to shave your nads to take out your appendix. I had an emergency appendectomy 3 years ago, and all I got was one scar, about 3" long, on the right side of my bellybutton.

Tell me, did you asshole feel kind of sore after the operation?
>> Anonymous
why do you have 3 incisions?
did they remove it laproscopicaly
>> Anonymous
>>184050

Yeah. This guy knows what he's talking about. I keep trying to post a picture of my pubes, but it keep saying "no record" or something along those lines.

The nurse needs to come empty my piss bottle, it's getting pretty full...
>> Anonymous
>>184027
Almost the same

mandibular operation

things hurts like a bitch for the 3 first days and the enema is gigantic
>> Anonymous
>>184112
i meant edema lol
>> Anonymous
Only the incision on my bellybutton hurts now. Pretty big clot on the one down below
>> Anonymous
wow. Just got up to go to the toilet and i'm so... Loopy. Must be high or something. Movement is quite painful. Thanks for caring about me anon :-)
>> Anonymous
Been in hospital twice

Each time the food tasted like shit (and they dare call it healthy)
>> Anonymous
I haven't been in a hospital since I was born, bitches. :D
Except that one time my mom and I snuck in to steal food when I was six.
>> Anonymous
>>184221
>steal food
Nigger
>> Anonymous
>>183970
>>183963
3rded...

I had my appendix out along with removing a blockage from my intestine. I've got close to a 4" scar starting above my bellybutton and going to my right side. This was in '85. Starting to walk again was a bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>184219
The food here isn't bad... Orange juice, fruit, frittata, jam toast and weet-bix. Classic ausfag food. All i need now is vegimite =D
>> Anonymous
>>184266
Yeah, i had a different operation. No scars. Just two 5mm cuts and a 10mm one in my bellybutton. (both are small, for the yanks who don't know what a millimetre is)
>> Anonymous
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i'm back again /fit/. I took some photo's when they were changing my bandages. Nice and bloody... Hehe
>> Anonymous
>>184760
eeeeeheheheheheeheheheheheewwwwwwwwww
>> Anonymous
>>184801
ahahahaha oh god I lol'd like a tiny giddy child at the mere imagining of what your reaction sounds like.
>> JESUS
>>184801
>>184869
lol'd at both of you.

Sup hospitalized anon. Hows your gut?
>> Anonymous
>>184880
Sore, but not as sore as you would think. On a scale of 1 to 10, probably about a 7. I've had worse