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Anonymous
I'm 18 and I want to grow a goatee. I'm failing massively however as only like 30% of the hairs on my chin seem to be affected by androgens and thus looking black. The remaining hairs are still those little blonde peach fuzz hairs.
Is there a way to make these little blonde hairs turn into coarse facial hair? Or speed up the process in some way?

Pic related, his goatee looks fucking awesome and I'm going bald too so I'm going to have to shave my head in my 20's probably so growing a goatee would be awesome.
>> Anonymous
shave regularly and wait, also goatees are fucking faggotish anyway, be glad you can't grow one.
>> Anonymous
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Steroids and SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
when people use kratos as an idol, they fail to realize its not just one detail that makes him cool. its his whole armada of sexy, small but important things that make him the delicious god he is.

like his fucking red thing. fuck yeah. scar down his right eye? god damn mary jesus. pale white skin? shitting dicks. perfectly shaped head and proportioned body? cunt flapping angel nigger.

i love that shit. bitch.

oh and by the way, you can't pull off a goatee.
>> Anonymous
>>193530
How the fuck do you know nigger?
>> Anonymous
>>193530
Oh hey there bellpepper reviewer guy.
>> Anonymous
Hey, I grew up on a farm, a trick my dad taught me that if you want to grow hair faster on your face and chest, all you have to do is rub chicken shit on your skin every night. Something about the nitrogen in it that makes it work.
>> Anonymous
>>193565
Where can I get some good chicken shit?

Also, FUCK YOU.
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yo yo looks lik you need to do sum CURLZ dawg then get dat VITAMIN WATER so you can get the MUSSELS.
MUSSELS will make dat facial hair gro like a motherfucker.
>> Anonymous
>>193565

Lol oldest farm prank around. Some kid at my school was actually that stupid to go ahead and do it.
>> Anonymous
goatees are gay as fuck, i get a goatee when i dont shave becasue thats the only place i get hair (not underage b&, i'm 20)

and niggers always are asking if im growing a goatee yea like i wanna look like a faggot
>> Anonymous
Are you a bald, ripped, greec, badass motherfucker who also happens to be the almighty god of war who has a red stripe over his body to show how he slaughtered his wife and kid?

If so, go ahead and grow a goatee.

If not, you will look like a fag.
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Edward Norton looked badass in this movie.
>> Anonymous
>>193823
(Except for the tattoos) Thats what I want to look like when I'm done.
>> Anonymous
>>193507

Sorry, dude, I totally read that as "I want to grow a goatse."

Been spending too much time here.
>> Anonymous
Tattoos are the best part.
>> Anonymous
>>193842
I have my own tattoos that won't get me killed by black guys.


Also my mothers side of the family is jewish so the giant swastika wouldn't go over very well.
>> lolWUT !!kczIJ2wJyBJ
>>193530

thats his left eye you dickshit
>> Anonymous
>>193853
which technically means you're jewish too. just saying.
>> Anonymous
>>193853
FUCKING KIKE
>> Anonymous
>>193865
Not practicing (neither is my mother) but if you get ultra technical about it then yes it does.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, according to Der Fuehrer if your great grand parents were Jews, then your a Jew and need to be a lampshade. So put a light bulb up your ass and get that tattoo! Swastikas make hair grow on your face, and fall out of your head.
>> Anonymous
>>193522
>>193643
as much as i hate to admit it but Billy Mays and $.50 are right. Working out, having sex, doing manly ass shit, and taking steroids to up your testosterone are your best bet.
>> Anonymous
Goatees are lame, nobody looks good with one.
>> Anonymous
Move up to the Yukon, Canada. Spend a few winters working as a lumberjack, with a lot of time outdoors. Learn to wrestle bears, dogsled, hunt caribou with your bear hands. Guarafuckingteed to put hair on your face, arms, chest, back and even places you didnt think possible like ears and elbows.