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>>My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
So if I do all this, I can be Patrick Bateman too?
>> Anonymous
Only Patrick Bateman can be Patrick Bateman.

Now I need to go return some videotapes...
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
Bateman also seems to have perfect teeth, hair, and a successful job which he does not give advice for.
But other than that, I'd say go for it.
He knows what he's talking about.
>> Anonymous
remember alcohol dries out your face
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>15084
Truth
>> Anonymous
>>15080
I figure once you become bateman, those things just come to you.
>> Guil
A morning facial routine like that is amazing. It must take 15-20 minutes if he's doing it properly (waiting for the previous lotion/balm to absorb and rubbing it in properly)

I don't know any guy who dedicates that amount of time to their face, even for the acne ridden ones who just expect to scrub their face and throw some acne topicals on it and call it a day.
>> Anonymous
>>15103
Obviously you don't know Patrick Bateman.
>> Anonymous
park benches

they follow him
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>15101
Yeah, but even if you were as good looking and as successful as him, you still wouldn't be able to get a reservation to Dorsia.
>> BOwen !i7E4yRzZEQ
>>15134

Well shit. There goes my life goal.