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Anonymous
Wait... doesn't a faster metabolism = a shorter lifespan?
>> Anonymous
Where'd you hear that horseshit
>> midnight express !FzAyW.Rdbg
whatever makes you feel better bout eating that twinkie dude
>> Anonymous
Yeah, but don't you remember on deus ex they kept that old guy in the freezer to keep his metabolism down so he'd live longer? I just assumed the faster your metabolism works the faster your cells break down. Guess I'm wrong.
>> Anonymous
I would guess that metabolism has nothing to do with cellular reproduction, which is where the Hayflick Limit comes in.
>> Anonymous
>>186164

/fit/ doesn't play the vidya, especially not PC gaemz.
>> midnight express !FzAyW.Rdbg
>>186167

icwutudidthar.
>> midnight express !FzAyW.Rdbg
>>186164

metabolism also positively correlates to cellular mitosis/meiosis. if that stops u wont procreate nor would you sustain health
>> Anonymous
Do you really want to live past 60?
>> Anonymous
I want to be forever young. I plan on dying most glorious death around 25
>> Anonymous
If you live past 30 you are not trying hard enough.
>> Anonymous
Wait... doesn't obesity = a shorter lifespan?
>> Anonymous
>>186170

This is 4chan. Everyone plays the vidya, everyone has fapped to hentai, everyone browses /b/ once in a while.
>> Anonymous
>>186680
>>186202
lolnoobs
>> Anonymous
@ midnight express

yes but there is no standard rate at which this must occur, hence the variable of metabolism, and why he didn't say FREEZER.


OT, but freezing, although damaging at the same time, can leave everything intact and potentially stop time for that organism, i just dunno what cannot be 100% recovered or not I'm no biologist.

oh and i dont think the two statements "faster metabolism = a shorter lifespan" and "obesity = shorter lifespan" are even on the same wavelength, obesity might be a disease but its damage is indirect and accumulative, much like aging. But on a similar note, if the cell cycle and production is increased, then yes i think it comes down to a matter of the bodies effort / time. time being an individual constant. these two factors coded into our DNA. oh well.
>> Anonymous
people with slower metabolism grow old slower.

if we exclude all other factors.
>> Anonymous
>>186690

No. I don't vidya, nor have I ever fapped to hentai, but I did browse /b/ back in the day.

tl;dr: you're a fag.
>> Anonymous
I think people are misusing the different meanings of metabolism in this thread, please stop.
>> Anonymous
>>186766

So you're saying you've never, in your entire existence, played a fucking video game?

You must be the single biggest Christfag piece of shit ever.
>> Anonymous
>>186776

So what that I'm a proud Christian? And when Jesus comes back, he'll throw sinners like you, with your homosexuality and your slothful videogame-playing, into the bowels of hell where you will burn forever in writhing torment. Meanwhile, I'll be laughing and fucking all the hot christian women in heaven like a decent heterosexual male. Have fun, fag.
>> Anonymous
>>186806

5/10
>> Anonymous
Damn, and here I thought I ceased to exist?! Bring on the hot christian bitches.
>> Anonymous
>>186776
>>186806

FYI - my Pastor plays WOW-Crack... true story.

I don't personally see any conflict between playing most video games and being a good Christian. If it's a conflict for you personally then so be it, that doesn't mean it applies to everyone else.

Of course as I am here on 4chan - obviously I don't see an issue with that either. I *DO* avoid /b/...
>> Anonymous
>>186892

Except the fact that god's not real. The Bible is the greatest fairytale ever written.
>> Anonymous
>>186895

NO U!
>> Anonymous
Someone delete this fucking thread already.
>> Anonymous
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>>186170

Yea, cause the only reason you are on here is cause of the awesome "health and fitness" board.

Pleease gtfo you fucking poser.
>> sage sage
sage
>> sage sage
>>187116
sage
>> Anonymous
>>186806

That's not what heaven is. And even if it did existed, enjoy dying a virgin and then standing around all day, basking in God's splendor, not fucking because it's sinful and wrong. Especially around God.