So one of these happens to be at my place. (a lot older but the same type)Is there a special way of using it correctly?
Take it for a romantic dinner and buy it flowers from time to time and you'll get vigorous workouts out of it every night. But make sure to replace it with a younger model before it starts getting clingy.
Make sure it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
my farts are pungent today
Holy shit, my head just exploded. Thanks, /fit/