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Anonymous
I want to bone a girl like this. Really bad, only mission in life type shit. Give me a workout plan that will help me achieve my goal
>> Anonymous
>>370197

go south
pay 5$
?????
Profit
>> Anonymous
>>370199

Virgin ITT.
>> Anonymous
Starting stenght is generally a good idea.

But to get those kind of girls you just need to learn pick-up...
>> Anonymous
Yeah I just started college and see all these hotties around I don't know anyone who is nailing them though they all might have bfs idk
>> Anonymous
get lots of money, go to /fa/

They can't tell if you have a six pack under your Abercrombie shirt, until they are already sucking your dick.

/fit/ is for you
/fa/ is for the bitches
>> Anonymous
no squatz? No curlz? No timbo? fit is failing
>> Anonymous
>>370239

Correct.

Being /fit/ won't mean shit to a woman like that unless you have status, impeccable style, wealth or incredible game.
>> Anonymous
grow some balls, be yourself, and make a move.

plus. club if you can dance
>> Anonymous
fuck pick up. that shit is so sil guyz
>> Anonymous
>>370367
inb4 timbo
>> Anonymous
>>370324
What if I'm wearing a uniform, have an awesome pay-check for someone who doesn't even have a high school diploma, and has a rifle?
>> Anonymous
This is the first time I've found a blond, skinny girl attractive.
>> Anonymous
>>370373
Then go hunting for an animal carcass to fuck. You're not selling yourself.
>> Anonymous
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>>370371
>>370315
It's friday, Timbo's probably banging OPs chick at the club.
>> Anonymous
Mystery Method.

that's your goal.
>> timbo timbo
yo
its timbo here

you gotta go to the club
show of dat mussle
show of yo fly ass dance moves
then the bitches will flock to yo dick

if you cant dance you got 2 options
1 kill yoself 2 stay out of da club

dats all niggas
they call me timbo cause i was in one of justin timberlands videos so dont go round saying i cant dance
>> Anonymous
>>370484
lol magic
enjoy your club bimbos and no chance of a lasting relationship ever
>> Anonymous
>>370486
Fake timbo spotted, it's friday.
>> Anonymous
>>370486
fake timbo is fake
>> Anonymous
>>370484
shit was so splash
>> Anonymous
>>370410
/fit/ is molding your tastes, you're becoming a bro, brah
>> Anonymous
I live in the Valley and I recognize porn stars around town all the time. At Best Buy, Cheesecake Factory, Ralph's, you name it. If you want to bump into some slutty porn chicks (or just some washouts), move to the San Fernando Valley.
>> Anonymous
>>370877
Just don't be surprise when they ask you if "its in yet"
>> Anonymous
>>370877
Srs? so moving thar
>> Anonymous
>>370484
That shit doesn't work.