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How Do I Stop Wet Dreams Anonymous
I have this problem, I stopped fapping because I heard here that fapping makes you lazy. I used to fap just about every day. So now I have wet dreams like twice a week and wake up with cum all over the bed and me. So I started wearing a condom to bed if I didn't have one for a couple days. It works, but I've been going through like four a week and my GF noticed it and now she thinks I've been getting laid behind her back (four times a week? I fukken wish) and is really pissed off.
FUCK!
HOW DO I STOP HAVING WET DREAMS?
>> Anonymous
Start fapping, jackass.
>> sage sage
-girlfriend
-discipline to not fap yet on 4chan
>> Anonymous
>>79089-discipline to not fap yet on 4chan
pretty easy if you stick to burichan boards, noob
>> Anonymous
stop looking at porn before you go to sleep
>> Anonymous
Keep fapping you dumb bitch.

Fapping does not make you lazy, stop listening to trolls.
>> Joe Weider !3nv.a3JEy6
fap twice a week
>> Anonymous
fapping doesnt make you lazy.

but chronic fapping will condition your brain to act differently and you could end up with a loss of sensation (thus requiring new stimuli aka welcome to latex) or even a dependence on the chemical release that occurs from an orgasm.

your body is producing semen at the rate that you deplete it. wet dreams are just your cup flowing over and will eventually stop - though it is odd for you to have them twice a week if you are over 18. i bate regularly - about 1.3 times a day per week (in b4 dick gregory jokes about white people having 2.4 kids) and even when breaking from that cycle (going 2 weeks to prove i could) i did not incur a wet dream (but then, its hard for me to get off unless someone is getting choked or spit on).

best of luck.
>> Anonymous
i fap 2 to 4 times per day and i'm not lazy
like most things about fapping it making you lazy is a myth
if you feel like doing it, do it
fapping is not wrong, anyone who tells you otherwise is a faggot who wants to make you feel bad about pleasure
the same people tell girls that them wanting sex is bad and that they shouldn't want it
it is natural for you to want to fap, it is natural for you to want to have sex
neither is wrong and you should do both as much as you want/can
just be sure to use protection when having sex (no, pulling it out before cumming is not protection)
>> Anonymous
>>79099
elegant solution.

my suggestion is that maybe OP is not having wet dreams, but that someone is sneaking into his room when he is asleep and jacking off on him.
probably teabagging too ftw
>> Anonymous
>>79120

i use to think that someone was sneaking into my room and buttfucking me because my poop comes out really fast and all my friends talk about taking 40min shits.

sorta the same thing, no?
>> Anonymous
>>79121

Man, my poop comes out really fast too. I just like to sit and read for 5-10 minutes before/after.
>> Anonymous
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>>79111

haha, j00 got STD, lawl
>> Anonymous
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>>79153
>> Anonymous
fapping one time a week will keep your sheets dry. i know from experience
>> Anonymous
>>79121
buttsecks actually makes you constipated, if you\'re the recipient. if you\'re there giver, it just makes your dick small bad and possibly makes you even more of a faggot
>> Anonymous
>>79265
listen to this man. Just fap to get that shit out of ur nuts.
>> Anonymous
>>79297
>Just fap to get that shit out of ur nuts.
Actually, semen is not stored in the testicles, as is commonly believed. Rather, semen is stored in the seminal vesicle.
>> Anonymous
If semen was stored in the nuts you'd notice your balls decrease in size every time you blew your load.

anyway. fuck your girlfriend more.
>> Anonymous
>>79305
Mind = blown
>> Anonymous
the op is lying and is actually an attention seeking homosexual psuedo-troll. sage because this is not the place for this shit.
>> Anonymous
wet dreams are amazing. they are so vivid i thought i was having sex.
>> Anonymous
OP here,
back from a day of school followed by work then cooking then cleaning up....so there is now way to stop having wet dreams without fapping all the time?
FUUCK

>>79512
Yes, my last one was of ??Yuko?? giving me a blowjay in the shower. I came about half a second after her lips touched me, then I thought - still in my dream - hey no way on Earth Y?u?k?o is sucking me, I bet I jizzed all over the place again. Still, I\'ll never forget it.
I?Yuko
>> Anonymous
salt peter
>> Anonymous
i wish yuko did nudes
>> Anonymous
Sleep on your stomach. I never fap and that solves it.
>> Nimabine !r1ozoPGxz2
The whole problem stems from you being stupid enough to believe that fapping makes you lazy.

You deserve to wake up covered in your cold sticky semen.
>> Anonymous
>>80321
virgin
>> Anonymous
OP: So I started wearing a condom to bed if I didn't have one for a couple days. It works, but I've been going through like four a week and my GF noticed it

Hide the condoms.
>> Anonymous
>>80321
+1 faggots
>> Anonymous
wet dreams a way of your body to release old sperm its like cell regeneration .

alltough i would like to know how to stop wet dreams .
>> Anonymous
>Have wet dreams.
>Masturbate.
>Have a vasectomy.

Choose one.
>> Anonymous
>>81212

A vasectomy doesn't stop semen from coming out, so he'll still wake up with sticky pants.
>> Lancashire !!/z6OX6dcm3a
Or, just grow old enough to not have this as a problem. I give up fapping for lent, and don't suffer wet dreams.

Underage ban the kid.
>> Anonymous
>>81220

A christfag, in my 4chan?
>> Anonymous
Fuck your girlfriend everyday instead.
>> Anonymous
>>81223
No, not likely. Obvious troll is obvious.
>> Anonymous
>>81220

I still get wet dreams if I don't ejaculate otherwise. I'm 26.
>> Anonymous
>>81220
maybe you're just a lot less virile than OP