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Peenus Anonymous
Virgin female here. I want to prepare myself to give as awesome a blow job I possibly can without having any hands on training and I don't know where else to ask. I realize that every man and every penis is different and that not all men like to be touched in the same way, so want to know what feels good in general. I've heard the frenulum and the underside of the shaft are especially sensitive and that applying gentle pressure to the little patch of soft flesh between the anus and the testicles can stimulate the prostate to a slight degree without having to actually insert anything into the rectal cavity.

Any tips or trivia you may share would be greatly appreciated.

Lastly, I'd like to make a futile attempt to quell any "underage b&" comments before they're slung; I'm 22 and only very, very recently became interested in sex. Prior to this, even all through high school when sexual urges are supposed to blossom, I had no drive or desire to even hold hands with anyone else. In the last year, however, my sexdrive has been driving me fucking crazy and I'm considering date rape just to get it off my back [pic related?]. At 22 a woman is expected to have been around the block a few times and have experience, but I'm still at level 1. Halp?
>> Anonymous
1) watch porn
2) buy a dildo and l2deepthroat

it isn't rocket science, dear
>> Anonymous
>>480661
Shit, that pic looks just like the Corinthian.
>> Anonymous
>>480661
It's not like penises are hard to find. Get one and practice on it.
>> Anonymous
>>480663
Porn isn't very realistic and trying to imitate a professional my first couple times may be disaterous.
>>480674
The point of this thread is to gather advice on how to do it without actually doing it so that when I do do it, I do it well. ffffffff
>>480671
Screens hot from "Frederik Pohl's Gateway"
>> Anonymous
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>>480683Screens hot from "Frederik Pohl's Gateway"
Yeah, well, it's still pretty alarming.
> The point of this thread is to gather advice on how to do it without actually doing it so that when I do do it, I do it well. ffffffff
Yeah, but why not just do it in a no-pressure situation and actually learn something? Just make intermittent eye contact and look like you enjoy it. When he makes a sound, do whatever you just did some more. This isn't rocket science.
>> Anonymous
A lot of porno blowjobs would actually be pretty unpleasant to be on the recieving end of, find some amateur porn with a title like 'awesome blowjob' or 'blowjob pro' or something like that, people will have titled it thus because it looks like it would feel good.
>> Anonymous
No teeth, ever.

Don't skimp on the shaft, but the head is where most of the nerves are.

If he taps you on the head or gives some other sign he's probably about to bust his nut. Staying in the game and letting him blow his load in your mouth is the most preferable. Give some direction to him though if you want it elsewhere.
>> Anonymous
>>480698
Swallowing the free protein boost is a definite go. I only hope that won't deter kissing afterward; if a woman doesn't rinse her mouth out right away, is that considered disgusting by men? Even if there isn't any kissing? Again, I realize all guys are different.

Is action directed at the testicles appreciated or not all that noticeable? And just out of curiosity, are men's nipples sensitive like a woman's?
>> Anonymous
>>480698

"WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?"
>> Anonymous
For fucks sake just suck it and tell him how you can improve.

Whore.
>> Anonymous
>>480706
Pics? Want to have a good time?
>> Anonymous
OP, I'm a girl, and I'm 24. I am also still a virgin, but I masturbate frequently. I have no interest in having sex, though.

One day, I hope to be where you are. I don't know if this is normal or not.
>> Anonymous
>>480706
Not disgusting to me, anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>480706

Nipples depend on the guy. Testicle action, universally appreciated but it's not the focus. Kissing you after you swallow, if he does not like it, dump him.
>> Anonymous
>>480706
Depends. Going to spit or wash your mouth will break the mood. Up to you.

Testicles are go for action but they're not a pair of dice. You can make them hurt pretty easily, so be gentle.

Nipples are mostly a waste of time.
>> Anonymous
http://www.noob.us/humor/the-worst-blowjob-ever/

the best practice video for you, gl
>> Anonymous
like a lollipop
>> Anonymous
>>480712

It's not that you don't want sex, it's that you're ugly and no man could possibly want you.

This thread, however, is relevant to my interests. 15 year old girls tend to not be able to suck a dick to save their life, and I apparently can't offer any useful advice other than "NO TEETH NO TEEEEETTTHHHH FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU".
>> Anonymous
If he gets a flop on, use more hand.
>> Anonymous
>>480723

Haha, my hs gf only ever made me cum once from blowjobs, my college gf on the other hand made me cum buckets every godamn night. She was a fucking champion.
>> Anonymous
The best blowjobs by far I've ever had was from this chick I used to hook up with last semester at my uni. What she would do was just focus on the head, swirling her tongue around on it, sucking it, and flicking at it. She'd also go down a little, but never trying to deep throat, but she would lick the shaft on her way down to the balls. Oh my god, the balls. That's the second best thing, after the strict attention on the head. Just sucking and puckering that shit, amazing.
>> Anonymous
>>480721
>the-worst-blowjob-ever

8/10
>> Anonymous
Don't Blowjobs are unnatural and degrading. Learn Kiegels instead.
>> Anonymous
shove a banana down your throat until you stop throwing up or gagging
>> Anonymous
>>480698
>>480706
Have some respect for yourselves, goddamnit!
>> Anonymous
>>480753
What's your problem?
>> Anonymous
>>480754
Would you swallow piss or shit because society tells you that you should? It's bad enough your slathering all over a penis, but at least have enough self respect not to want the end result anywhere near you. Semen belongs In a dick, in a vagina, in a condom, in a napkin, or in the toilet, not your mouth or your face or anywhere else.
>> Anonymous
>>480760

Oh lawdy.
>> Anonymous
>>480760
Opps, I forgot assholes, semen can go there too.
>> Anonymous
>>480760
This is OP. I kind of think it's a gesture of affection to swallow. Like saying, "I love you so much, I'd consume something semi-disgusting that your produced and I'd only consume it if it came from you!"
>> Anonymous
>>480768

And the ear & nostrils, almost forgot about those as well
>> Anonymous
>>480760

this is me again. I was just kidding about that, girls should be willing to swallow semen whenever a man desires
>> Anonymous
>>480760
0/10