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Anonymous
ITT: mustard

This thread is about how awesome mustard is; no sugar, no calories, superlow sodium, and you can put it on healthy (but perhaps bland) food to make it awesomer
>> Amuro !nA4kpJCkfU
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK

Mustard is AWESOME.
>> RSI guy !HjbWRiSTJ.
agreed. mustard win, ketchup fail. relish fail too.
>> Anonymous
Ketchup has done so much damage to my diet over the years. I can resist most things, but that fire engine red bottle of Heinz sings a siren's song I am powerless to resist.
>> Freewayman
>>47438
OP here

Allow your yellow friend to tie you to the mast Odyssey-style; you'll resist that enchantress in no time once your embrace the tangy goodness
>> Anonymous
>>47447
Do you dig the dayglo French's stuff or deli-style?
>> Anonymous
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A challenger appears.
>> play !3rZQiXcf5A
>>47453
This.
On everything.
>> Anonymous
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>>47455
Cholula is my secret beaner slut.
>> Freewayman !D44ue7mCuE
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>>47450
Delicious store-brand; I'm not very adventurous (and quite poor, sorry)

>>47455
oh shi-

Frank's RedHot Original Pepper Sauce has joined your party!

Highfive with mustard? (y/n) _y_


Radical!

(Where can I find this stuff?)
>> Anonymous
>>47459

<CHOLULA > THAN EVERYTHING
>> Freewayman !D44ue7mCuE
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Wow, I wasn't aware that hot sauce was so not-unhealthy; I just assumed it was extremely similar to ketchup

In that case, I'm going to stock up on my old friend
>> play !3rZQiXcf5A
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Just because.
>> Freewayman !D44ue7mCuE
>>47466
Unquantifiable win

and now sleep
>> Anonymous
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Spicy brown should join the party too.
>> Freewayman !D44ue7mCuE
>>47466
Unquantifiable win

and now: sleep

but tomorrow: mustard, and maybe Frank's if I can find it
>> Anonymous
So close to rule 34 right there.
>> Freewayman !D44ue7mCuE
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Practical AND easy on the eyes