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Anonymous
So...

Condoms. How big a girth does your penis have to be for them to not fall off?

Inb4virgin
>> Anonymous
go get some and find out
>> Anonymous
The condom fell off when I was doing your mom last night.
>> Anonymous
>>241854
If regular condoms are falling off...

Just quit trying and go become a monk or something
>> Anonymous
but you're still a virgin. Go have sex with a condom to find out.
>> Anonymous
>>241858
OMG ROFL XD
>> Tony !1KCfgH3HSw
If you honestly think your dick is really small, try kimonos (google that shit). Most of the time, you're probably fine using regular trojans.
>> Anonymous
>>241881
I'm not OP, but my dick is 5 1/2'' long and 6'' in circumference.

Just thought you'd like to know.
>> Anonymous
Regular ones will fit just about anyone. If you're concerned, just buy some to try, even if you are underage b&.
>> Anonymous
Why would a condom fall off in the first place.

Asians would laugh at you.
>> Anonymous
>>241890

THANKS FOR TELLING US
>> Anonymous
OP here

6" and about 1.5" across...

Good 'nuff?
>> Anonymous
>>241897
More than good enough.
>> Anonymous
>>241897
lol, I know what you mean, but thats not how you measure it.

You wrap the tape measure around your dick to get the circumference. Think, like a tailors tape.

And, condoms will fit fine dumbass.
>> Anonymous
Japanese condoms are smaller than north americans. Even "extra super large" will be smallish for those lucky amongst us with an above average cawk.
>> Anonymous
>>241897
you are supposed to measure circumfrence
>> Anonymous
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Dear OP -

just ask for these in your first aid kit.
>> Anonymous
>>241916
Is that why man children want to goto japan?

But don't they know that Japanese culture is extremely arrogant and close minded?
>> Anonymous
>>241926
IS DAT SOME FINGER CONDOMS?!
>> Anonymous
>>241854

Listen to>>241857

Just buy some and try it out.
>> Anonymous
OP here.

I have a... problem with talking to people at tills to buy them. And there are no machines round here (Lul tiny village).

She's gone to buy them, the problem is I'd rather not put it on and have it slip off. It'd be the most embarresing thing. Evar.
>> Anonymous
>>241947
Now you need to post pictures.
>> LordANON !x0M0zigkzw
>>241947
Saran Warp, word.
>> Anonymous
>>241947

You dont have to be embarrased. When I buy condoms I think to myself: "Ive got nothing to be embarrased about. Im getting them because im gonna have SEX. Im awesome!"

When theres people in the store. They might think "oh, he's gonna..." and you just look them in the eye and say :" You bet your sweet ass I do!"

But yeah, its easier to get them from a machine. I bought most from a machine in the men's room of a bar I frequent.
>> Anonymous
>>241947
>>241977
You guys are fucking faggots. Man up and buy condoms.
>> Anonymous
I buy mine in bulk from ebay, though I would prefer if my gf just took the damn pill.

But it would be awesome to go to a till with 10 boxes, and a tub of vaseline for the lulz.

Also, dont bother with machines, they completely rip you off unless its an emergency situation.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
Buy them with strange items for fun. Buy condoms, a sandwich & a claw hammer.
>> Anonymous
Charge into the local health unit, grab a handful of them for free, then dash out.

It will probably be the shitty "Lifestyles" kind, but hey, whatever works.