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Anonymous
I've been morbidly obese all of my life(from about the age of 6 or so). I'm of above average intelligence, but I haven't done a thing with my life so far(i'm 31) because my self esteem is non-existant, especially so in the last five years, since my weight has increased in that time.

I have decided that instead of becoming an hero, that I'm going to apply for social security disability, since obesity is now considered a disease, and then use that as a stepping stone to have medicare pay for a gastric bypass(Medicare will pay for it, and the government would rather pay some up front for a surgery that'll slove my physical issues instead of having me on their roll for the next twenty years taking a far greater chunk of change to pay for chronic illnesses).

Anyway, that's my story, and I was wondering if anyone here could give me the DL on what to expect and what I may have to deal with post surgery and down the road.
>> Anonymous
I like how your only alternatives are the easy ways out - suicide or surgery.
>> Anonymous
how big is your anime folder
>> Anonymous
>>467493

I've fought with it my whole life, but apparently not hard enough, because i'm not 110lbs, amirite?

>>467494

Can't remember the last time I watched any anime, the last time I followed a series was probably ten years ago.
>> Anonymous
you're a waste of space.

Join the gym. Start running and squatting instead of being a fat faggot. failure.
>> Anonymous
..... why don't you just stop eating for a few months instead of becoming a strain on the system? You're what creates Republicans.

Also, prove that your intelligence is above average. I've known superior fags like you before. Intensive knowledge of useless subjects does not make you special. It means you have too much free time.
>> Anonymous
>>467497I've fought with it my whole life, but apparently not hard enough, because i'm not 110lbs, amirite?

You are right. Now justify wasting government money to avoid even the moderate effort required to eat healthy and exercise.
>> Anonymous
ITT: trolling /fit/fags.
>> Anonymous
>>467488
>> 31
>> 4chan

:(

I feel really sad to hear your story, OP.

The only genuine, sincere and serious advice I can give you is to log off 4chan, and to go outside and seek information elsewhere, like your public library. No internet, just an excuse for you to get out of your house and experience life outside.

Good luck.
>> Anonymous
as far as i'm concerned this is not a good idea
why would you want to fuck up your digestive system to lose some weight?
there are other things that could help you lose weight easier if you really think you need help
>> Anonymous
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1) Record your Calorie intake per day, lower it by a substancial amount. Also, only allow yourself to eat foods that arn't good for you one day a week.
2) Jog a couple miles every day. Don't slack off because "it hurts" or "i'm tired"
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obdd31Q9PqA
don't ever use any of these excuses wimp. And check your weight on a scale

GUARANTEED TO SHOW RESULTS!
>> Anonymous
>>467535
Did you just tell Mr. Morbidly Obese to jog?
>> Anonymous
>>467534

Because all of the studies done have shown nothing but positive long term effects, your opinions and anecdotal evidence only makes my penis harder.

>>467530

I've got info from reliable sources, and i'm not a shut-in, not all fat people live life inside.
>> Anonymous
what does your girlfriend thing you should do
>> Anonymous
>>467539

He did, and at the moment it's not possible.
>> Anonymous
>>467543

troll troll is troll
>> Anonymous
>>467508
I'm sure he just meant it to illustrate that he isn't some kind of mental invalid, only physical. It doesn't take much to be above average.
>> Anonymous
Are we not going to tell OP to man up, eat right, and exercise?
>> Anonymous
man the fuck up op
stop being a faggot and eat right, exercise and go to a doctor to check if your hormone levels are ok (just so that you'll have no bullshit excuses why you cant lose weight)
>> Anonymous
>>467570
>>467572
i see what you did there
>> Anonymous
>>467539
>>467544
not every morbidly obese person can run. ANYONE can jog.
if you say you can't, lets see what you do when you have a pack of rabid dogs after you.
>> Anonymous
God damn people like you OP.
>>I'm going to apply for social security disability, since obesity is now considered a disease
I can feel my hair turning gold, eyes turning blue/green, and the RAGE flowing. YOUR TOTAL LACK OF SELF CONTROL IS NOT A DISABILITY. We should force feed you apples and water while chaining you to a treadmill.

FUCK you, FUCK the gov't that recognizes you as a disability and FUCK the society that tolerates this selfish bullshit.