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Anonymous
Does anyone have a remedy to stop farting while running? Whenever I'm doing my normal 40 minute run at dusk, I can't help but fart the whole way through. I think it's because the amount of fiber I take in daily (for example, I had 60g of fiber today), but I don't want to give up my fibrous foods for obvious dietary reasons.
>> Anonymous
drink more water, hydrate during your run with water or a carb/protein drink like endurox or accelerade.

I'm dead serious.
>> Anonymous
Eat some beans!
>> Anonymous
Eat more yogurt. Or try taking activated charcoal pills.
>> Anonymous
>>376852

Also, squatz.
>> Anonymous
Farting while running seems like the optimum time to me. Don't have to hang around and smell it.
>> Anonymous
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>>376669
HELL NO! STAY AWAY FROM THAT MAGICAL FRUIT!
>> Anonymous
Why would you want to stop? Its a gift from god
>> Anonymous
I cant be the only one that finds this freaking hilarious. Seeing a dude run by and hearing "...p..ppbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbttttt..t.." with it slowly fading as he gets farther away.
>> Anonymous
>>377233
When you put it that way...

I lol'd, bro