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Anonymous
i'm on a diet, should i drink a double deuce of the steel or 4 michelob ultras?
>> Anonymous
Drink liquifide squatz
>> Anonymous
IS THAT AN ALCHOHOLIC ENERGY DRINK?
>> Anonymous
i need to goto the store soon suggestions plz!
>> Anonymous
DRINK WATER
>> Anonymous
you can get drunk from water.
>> Anonymous
Well, the malt liquor is more concentrated, I bet it would add up to fewer calories. Hmm, but if you really want something that's less fattening maybe some red wine or a screwdriver. Or obviously straight hard liquor if you can handle it. But mass quantities of cheep beer is about the worst if you're concerned about your weight.
>> juxpatose !CU.kaXijgE
I'm quite concerned, and also a bit of an alcoholic

this has brough t about my current love for straight vodka <3
>> juxpatose !CU.kaXijgE
Actually, while I'm here, I'll tell you what I know:

As a whole, alcohol is really bad for you if you're trying to keep in shape (but I drink it anyway, hypocrisy ftl), but there are things you can do to make it less awful for you

- alcohol increases your appetite (obviously)
- your liver converts alcohol into acetate, which the body will burn for energy instead of fat until it's all out of your system
- alcohol consumption slows your metabolism (as well as most of your body's other functionality)

these three things combined means that if you eat right before, during, or after you drink, that food is going to stick to you like thick fat butter on thick fat toast

so if you can help it, DON'T EAT WHILE/AFTER DRINKING EVER

I make sure not to, and it seems to have helped
>> Anonymous
>>65722
BOY DO I LOVE HANGOVERS
>> juxpatose !CU.kaXijgE
>>65728
just drink tons and tons of water once you're done drinking and you'll be fine

and sleep as long as you can, but water is the key