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Anonymous
Hey /fit/ there is this really cute girl in my chem class. I want to get to know her ,but I don't know her name and I'm really shy and too nervous to talk to her. How can I get the courage to talk to her?
>> Anonymous
when she's sobing on the end of yor cawk @ gunpoint
>> Anonymous
You could always just go up to her and say "Hey"
>> Anonymous
Forget the girl, She'll never love you with your pisspoor excuse for a body, Start working out now and just maybe when the next cute girl comes along you'll have the balls to talk to her.
>> Anonymous
Use your powers of deduction and atleast find out a name, then facebook it. Let the poking begin
>> Anonymous
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>>392839
>>392845
OP here: I'm in pretty good shape. Marching band and being a swimmer will do that to you
>> NOT OP
squatz
>> Anonymous
>>392856
then what the fuck is wrong with you.

impale her on the end of your man spike
>> Anonymous
Stand really close to her and sweat excessively.

They love that.
>> op
OP HERE. NEVERMIND, I SUCK DICKS.
>> Anonymous
Just smile and say hi. Introduce yourself then if the conversation hasn't turned awkward yet, ask her questions about herself. Remember, girls are self centered bitches who care only about themselves.
>> Anonymous
When did this become relation/fit/s?
>> Anonymous
Lie about your taste in music.
Lie about your major.
Wear trendy clothes.
Be an alpha male, arbitrarily beat up other guys when in her presence.
If she already happens to have a boyfriend, beat him up too.
>> Anonymous
Spill something on her
>> Anonymous
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>>393253
Health & Fitness is pretty much commonly associated with lifestyle which includes normalfag shit like dating, socializing, etiquette. /fit/ and /fa/ are the boards where anon tries to be normal, adjusted, socialable people that other normalfags want to be around but fails because blind leading the blind.

Pic related, this is Anon trying to be a normalfag and failing.
>> Anonymous
watch the movie
"Keith"

heres the link
http://watch-movies.net/s/keith.html
>> Anonymous
Pretend you like her for something other than her looks.
>> Anonymous
>>393279

I love MASH!
>> Anonymous
Go up to her, rip off your shirt and invite her to your gunshow *flexes*
>> Anonymous
>>393264
Bad advice in chemistry class.
>> Anonymous
>>393797
Perfect. Go spill some chloroform on her.
>> Anonymous
punch her in the face and then rape her.
>> Anonymous
>>393805
More likely some sort of horrible acid.
>> Anonymous
spill some chloroform on her then rape her with horrible acid