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Anonymous
Eliptical machine + xBox + TV = Long workout and video games. Why did it take me 22 years to figure this out?
>> Anonymous
It's actually harder than you'd think to coordinate mad gaming skillz and moving your legs in weird "ellipses". But worth the effort I suppose. I just watch some shitty TV when I get my ellipse on.
>> Anonymous
because the xbox hasn't been around for 22 years, genius
>> Anonymous
How can that stomache be real?
It's so perfectly round.
>> Anonymous
>>96736
Yeah, it's almost like there's some kind of computer program that can alter photographs. It's amazing.
>> Anonymous
>>96598

rofl good lord
>> Anonymous
>>96736
It's because he's a raging alcoholic. That's what your stomach does when your liver is the size of a canned ham.
>> Anonymous
I'd bet a stationary bike is easier to use while playing video games than an elliptical.
>> Anonymous
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is it weird that one of my balls looks like that guy's belly?
>> Anonymous
I always wonder what life expectancy one has with such a belly.
How much would you give him? 5 years?