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NotAnotherAusfag !IYoSgG5c6U
SO I JUST CAME OVER FROM /k/ AND I LIKE TO SHARE MY WORKOUT PLAN WITH YOU PEOPLE

ALL I DO EVERYDAY IS EAT OATZ AND SQUAT AS SOON AS I WAKE UP I JUMP THROUGH MY WINDOW INTO A PUDDLE OF FREEZING CAT PISS AND AFTER I SMASH MY FACE ON THE CONCRETE BECAUSE IT LOOKED AT ME LIKE A QUEER I RUN AROUND THE BLOCK UNTIL MY LEGS BREAK OFF AND DUCT TAPE THEM BACK ON AND CRAWL INSIDE AND SLAM DOWN A KILO OF WHEY AND OATZ AND GO INTO THE FOREST AND FIND A BLACK BEAR AND FIST FIGHT THE BEAR UNTIL MY FISTS ARE BLOODY AND SNAP OFF BUT I USE MY BLOOD AS A GLUE TO REATTACH THEM AND I SQUAT THE CORPSE OF THE BEAR I JUST KILLED UNTIL MY UPPER ARMS ARE TORN OFF SO I USE MY MOUTH TO GRIP THE GROUND AND I PULL MYSELF BACK TO THE STREET WHERE I SMASH MY FACE ON GLASS LIKE ITS WARPAINT AND I CRAWL BACK TO THE HOUSE WHERE I DEADLIFT THE LOCAL ETHNICS USING MY BROKEN AND TORN OFF ARMS AND THEN I CRAWL BACK TO MY HOUSE WHERE I SIT ON 4CHAN'S /fit/ AND /k/ AND LAUGH AT FAGGOTS WHILE I SIT IN A POOL OF MY OWN BLOOD AND PURE ADRENALIN.
>> Anonymous
>>373196
ya bro me either bro lets all chill bro's
>> Anonymous
>>373165
god damn it, why is it that nowadays /k/ is the only board competent to do cross board invasions? I already laughted my ass off when you invaded /d/
>> NotAnotherAusfag !IYoSgG5c6U
>>373219
THIS IS NO INVASION I USE MY KNOWLEDGE TO ENLIGHTEN MY FELLOW BROS IN THE WAY OF BROLOGY
>> Anonymous
>>373227
NotAnotherAusfag is correct, this is not an invasion, bros...
>> Anonymous
sticky pls
>> Anonymous
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>>373165
AWESOME I DO THE SAME ROUTINE BUT YOU FORGOT THE MAIN PART RETARDED GIGANTIC FAG!

BEFORE START TAKE 2 BRICKS AND SMASH YOUR BALLS AS HARD AS YOU CAN SO THE TESTOSTERONE RUSH YOUR WHOLE BODY!

THEN GO DO OUR AWESOME MORNING ROUTINE!
ALSO YOU HAVE TO FUCK THE BEAR TO PROVE YOU'RE A MAN AND NOT A GIGANTIC FAGGOT!

FELLS GOOD MAN!
>> Anonymous
FUCK BRO

FEELS GOOD BRO
>> Anonymous
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BRO I ATE MY OATZ THIS MORNING WHILE DOING ONE LEGGED SQUATZ, SHIT WAS SO SMASH THEN I GAVE ORGASMS TO 87 WOMEN BY WALKING BY THEM AND GIVING OFF MY ALPHA PHEROMONES