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I'm looking for proper answers here please, two nights ago i had unprotected sex with my girlfriend but i pulled out before i came, what are the chances she could get pregnant? I igured this could fit into health
>> Anonymous
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>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
Precum can contain sperm that was still in the uretha, chances of getting pregnant are smaller but not impossible.

Also, enjoy your aids.
>> Anonymous
If there was sperm already in your urethra (if you had fapped before the sex and hadn't taken a piss between the two events), there is a very small chance she could become pregnant.

If that very specific scenario is NOT the case, then it's physically impossible for her to become pregnant.
>> Anonymous
>>255723
Grow up son, there are no 'statistics' or 'chances' for a random situation with none of the other factors defined like you just asked.

Even if you gave us all the details, her cycle, your masturbatory schedule, the point of pullout and insertion, number of thrusts during session, her vaginal orientation during and just thereafter, or the cleanup procedure used, no-one on here would be able to tell you your 'chances'.

So, realize it was dumb, and then fuck off with your stupid shit "i really just want to have a conversation about me fucking" thread you analcunt.
>> Anonymous
>>255746
>physically impossible

I wish you had been a namefag so I would know to never take a single fucking word you say on here serious ever again. You are a drain on society.
>> Anonymous
>>255749
>"i really just want to have a conversation about me fucking" thread
HA HA. OH YES.
>> Anonymous
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morning-after pill have you fucking heard of it, holy shit.
>> Anonymous
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>>255751
ITT: Someone who doesn't understand reproductive biology (that's you, kid). You see, 'precum' is produced by the bulbourethral glands. They sit pretty far along the urethra, no where near the testes. They do not produce sperm. Only the testes produce sperm, and only during the complex biological chain reaction that is ejaculation. If there were not traces of semen (and thus, sperm) in the urethra to mix with with the 'precum', such as in the scenario described by me in the earlier post that you so idiotically ridiculed, then it is impossible for 'precum' to cause pregnancy.

I understand that you are probably still in high school, and that you probably are enrolled in an abstinence-only sex 'education' class, so I fully understand why you are so ignorant. It's excusable for now, but you should really research what you're talking about before you attempt to argue with someone.
>> Anonymous
>>255771
Could you teach us about the male orgasm? I'm interested in the changes in the body during that intense period of pleasure.
>> Anonymous
>>255749

is this envy or what?
>> Anonymous
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>>255776
I'll teach YOU about the male orgasm.
>> Anonymous
>>255771
Sorry son. I'm well up on anatomy and quite well done with college (covering biomedical engineering suprisingly), which is why I balked on your use of the phrase "physically impossible" which is actually the more juevinile portion of our discourse, as any person with even a few moments of exposure to medical research literature knows how complicated and half-predictable bodily functions are.

While what you said, indeed, is based on sound logic, which I was not arguing, the fact that you stated this as a "physical absolute" is why I, quite correctly, decided nothing you ever say on here should be taken seriously, as this shows complete disregard and ignorance of rational medical/anatomical/health learnings.

You, sir, are just another of the gullible masses who think in such retarded absolutes once they hear of them.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>255786

And this whole incident could have been avoided if the OP had used a condom.
>> Anonymous
>>255786
physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible physically impossible
>> Anonymous
>>255786
By 'physically', I mean "based on our knowledge of the operation and existence of human physiology in the known universe". By 'impossible', I meant "it isn't fucking possible."

I conclude that you are an idiot.
>> midnight express !!DkgpcWkYHo7
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>>255796

shitz not umpossible son... mah vietnam watas stack dem mussels on dem sperms and knock up all sortz of hoez naw mean? now put a cap on that dick next tiem mothafucka
>> Anonymous
>>255793
That whole post could have been avoided if your father had used a condom on that ho.
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>>255807
>> Anonymous
>>255771
actually there are semen in 'pre-cum.' Microscope it.
>> P
>>255806
Be careful now son, you are solidifying his argument with statements like that.
>> Anonymous
>>255813
0/10

Come on, you're not even trying.
>> Anonymous
>>255814
His 'argument' is spurious at best. I don't even understand what his argument is, to be honest.

That despite all knowledge on the subject, something that would otherwise be obviously impossible is somehow possible? That the universe is a magical place where anything can happen? That's cute, but on anything other than a 'quantum mechanics' level, it's idiotic. On a macroscopic level such as human reproduction, it's just humorous.
>> midnight express !!DkgpcWkYHo7
>>255829

DANGER TO MAN-I-FOLD
>> Anonymous
If you pulled out before the actual ejaculation there is about a 20% chance that the precum had enough sperm in it to do the job.
>> Anonymous
>>255840
0/10
>> P
>>255829
Wow. You really think the odds of, say, particle transmission as defined via quantum mechanics, are better than the odds of, perhaps (one situation) having some fold of skin within your urethra that holds a small number of sperm safe when urinating but that opens up when erect and so allows this pocket of sperm to be caught in the precum lube flow. And that's just one of an infinite number of weird perturbations that could foul up the ideal view of the human body as a flawless self-cleaning, sperm-purging device.

I'm not really taking either side on the chances, but I do agree that the medical world has the MOST exceptions and 'what ifs' of all the sciences due to the sloppy-fluid nature of the human body. Shit happens that wouldn't be predicted by perfect anatomics and body mechanics and it happens often.

As such, to say that pulling out is 100% effective ("physically impossible") IS a pretty ignorant statement, so just realize you can hold on to your ideals, just don't be so pigheaded/stupid about how you preach it.
>> Anonymous
just have thast girl suck ur dick b4 teh sex and all dat precum nonsense gets flushed down er gullet!!!