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Anonymous
oh god.
What should I do /fit/?
>> Anonymous
Put more sage in your diet. Also, slit your wrists vertically.
>> Anonymous
If you have blood in your shit, it could mean anything from a small anal fissure (a scratch in your ass basically) or colon cancer.

The lighter the blood, the closer the problem is to your anus, and the closer the problem is to your anus the better. Unless you have some serious lower-intestine digestive problems, if the blood is bright red, it's probably just a scratch in your ass. If that's the case, just have soggy foods (grapes, breakfast drinks, etc) for a few days so you don't open up the wound with solid shit.

If the blood is a deeper red and more gluggy, it means it's been in your digestive tract for a lot longer. This is trouble so see a doctor.
>> Anonymous
>>20498>or colon cancer.

"to" colon cancer, I meant to say.
>> Anonymous
>>20498
Don't feed the troll :/
>> Anonymous
You might have a popped hemorrhoid! Best way to check for this is to strain as much as possible while pooping.

Either that, or you strained to hard while pooping thus busting a vein in your head, and the blood has made it to your ass.
>> Guil
>>20504
>while pooping thus busting a vein in your head, and the blood has made it to your ass.
I laughed and almost spit my protein shake onto the laptop
>> Anonymous
Huh. I saw this image in a random google search yesterday. Troll needs to dig deeper, he's only hitting fail.
>> Anonymous
That white part is your lower intestine, GO SEE A DOCTOR!
>> Liam
>>20581

Dude. Go see a doctor now, this is serious. Because hes right.
>> Anonymous
>while pooping thus busting a vein in your head, and the blood has made it to your ass.
I laughed and almost spit my creatine on my laptop.
>> Guil
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>>20664
WE'RE LIKE TWINS!
>> Basement Dwelling Troll !MFbxgC5u3.
QUICK EAT SOME FUCKING FIBER AND QUIT THE HORSE DILDO FUCKING.
>> Anonymous
Quit pouring jam or food coloring into your shit and taking pictures of it.

Blood in stool is that - in it. Intermingled with the poop. If there ever was blood on top of the poop, it would mean you either had fresh blood in your large intestine or you tore a part of your intestine or anus while taking that shit.