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Tattoo options Anonymous
When I was a teen I got some tattoos on my left forearm. I am now in my late twenties, really skinny and my weight combined with my tattoos make me look like a total scumbag. How should I proceed (an hero not an option)?

Here is what I've researched so far:

Excision: Checked with dermatologist. Not an option because of the size and location of the tattoos.

Laser removal: Dermatologist said that this would take years and I'd end up paying easily over $10K for all the treatments and in the end all it might end up doing is making the tattoos lighter.

Work Out: I figure if I lift weights and get big and strong and have a clean cut appearance I might look more like ex-military rather than some tweaker who just got out of county lockup.
>> Anonymous
Wear long sleeve shirts to interviews and your job, and not give a shit what other people think?

Also if you get ripped you could look cool (depends what the tatoos are of/how well done they are)
>> Anonymous
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>>Wear long sleeve shirts to interviews and your job

I've done that for years. But I recently took a job as a field engineer where I have to visit customer sites everyday and I have to where the company's short sleeved polo shirt.

Pic related.
>> Anonymous
The only cure now is to an hero. Sorry but its true
>> Anonymous
>>287352
shit that was an error
>> Anonymous
to me those tattoos look like something out of a biker gang rather than anything military related
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>287359

Yeah the "ex-military" comment just popped out. What I guess I meant was that guys who are in really good shape and who are dressed well, clean cut, tend to look good with tattoos. While skinny guys tend to look (to many peoples eyes at least) lower class and untrustworthy.
>> Anonymous
http://www.wreckingbalm.com/
^
Dunno how complicated your tats are but Ive been hearing the stuff above is the shit (in a good way).
>> Anonymous
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>>http://www.wreckingbalm.com/

That and all other tattoo removal creams are nothing but 1% Hydroquinone solutions. And they are way fucking overpriced. Hydroquinone is just a skin whitener, for some tattoos it will appear to fade them, for some it will actually make them look fresher and brighter!

Anyways you can purchase 1% Hydroquinone creams under the label of "Tattoo Remover" and pay over $200 an ounce or purchase a 1% Hydroquinone cream labelled "skin lightener" at the drug store and pay like $50 an ounce.
>> Anonymous
Don't fight it, embrace it. Move into a trailer and start drinking natty lite, decorate with shooting range targets and go to monster truck rallys, your new life awaits.
>> Anonymous
>>287437
that sounds like a good time actually.... as long as you can convince a pretty lady to hang all the while
>> Anonymous
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>>Move into a trailer
Trailers tend to have more privacy and less hassles than apartments but cost less than houses. The only down side is that any woman beyond lower class chicks will totally hold your trailer against you.

>>start drinking natty lite
I thought Natural Lite was a frat boy drink?

>>decorate with shooting range targets
Shooting range targets and centerfolds torn out of Hustler. Plus a confederate flag.

>>go to monster truck rallys
Go to see 1980's metal bands play; Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Dokken, etc.
>> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan
You're an engineer? Do the ex-military thing, and tell people you were a combat engineer. It's got the right combination of hardass and practical intelligence that it could stand to actually improve your reputation.
>> Anonymous
Get a buzzcut and work out, get buff.
>> Anonymous
>>287352

well couldn't you wear a long sleeve shirt under the polo?
just say that you're cold or something, or maybe that you got sensitive skin or some shit.
>> Anonymous
>>288182
natty lite out of a can is for trailer trash

cheap college fags drink it out of a bottle

frat boys drink it from a keg

got it? good
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Field service engineer? That's a shitty job. Commiserations, bro.
>> Anonymous
>>288271
I've never seen anyone buy natty lite in a fucking bottle.No one could be that stupid.