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Anonymous
Do you have a workout mantra?

Like "Pain is weakness leaving the body."
>> Anonymous
i like to continually remind myself that when i reach satisfaction with my body, I lose the game.
>> Sasky
haha, this came up at CKM last night... was something like "I gotta get this fukkin done!"
>> Fenrir !!b3ak3wdWNXq
"Cry more, Bitch"
>> Anonymous
quit being fat
just fucking do it
>> Anonymous
cliché'd but:

No pain, no gain
>> Anonymous
I recite the muscles I'm working out.

Yeah kinda strange.
>> Anonymous
i hate you dad
>> Amuro !nA4kpJCkfU
"When I'm big and ripped, I'll have so many bitches that people are gonna call me 'Bitches'."
>> Anonymous
'OH GOD IT HURTS OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD'
>> Anonymous
>>35749

On a related note, "DON'T THROW UP DON'T THROW UP"
>> Anonymous
I constantly tell myself that I'm dishonoring my Norse ancestry if I can't put the weight up. Yarly.
>> Anonymous
I just punch myself in the head if I'm acting lazy.
>> Anonymous
I'll teach that bitch for doing that to me. she'll be sorry. I'm worth more than she ever will be
>> Anonymous
>>35810
my god! I just tried that. fucking hurt. brb going for run now. cant believe I was being such a lazy faggot.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
"Pain is weakness leaving the body."
"Fight through the pain."
"Come on, son of a bitch, do you want to live forever?"
"Drop some napalm on a farm,
It won't do them any harm,
Just burn off their legs and arms,
Napalm sticks to kids."
>> Anonymous
>>35814
I usually do it when I get out of bed late, but it works at just about any other time as well. I'm worried that I will get overly used to it and start beating myself up fight club style.
>> Anonymous
"next time ill break her legs... then she wont be able to struggle"
>> Anonymous
>>35818
3 times since reading your post. what have you done??
>> Anonymous
I oughta' have my fucking head examined for screwing with a skank like you.
But it wasn't like I really felt for you, I was just cold and empty through and through...

You were so common, you were so cheap,
Another coke snortin' slut from the barroom scene.
But brother, I was so empty, I was so blind,
I turned my back on the truth before my very eyes.
>> svenska
"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
>> Anonymous
"I don't train for reps, i don't train for time, I train for failure. I like to see my body fail."

- Ray Lewis
>> Anonymous
I'm so fucking tough
I'm so fucking tough
That's right
I'm so fucking tough
I'm so fucking tough
That's right
You're an ugly man
You're as dumb as sand
Your mom's fucking fat
Your mom blew a rat
You are a mistake
You have sex with cake
You think you're so tough
You're a living bluff
I will put you down
I will make you drown
I will make you bleed
I am filled with speed
I cannot feel pain
I might be insane
I am victory
I write history
Feel my fist
On your face
You hate this
I feel great

"You" = Anyone who's not me
>> Anonymous
It's not really a mantra, but I usually shout "niggers!" when I do a hard lift or stretch really intensely.
>> Anonymous
It pays to be a winner.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
Fatloss Mantra: "I'm not there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday"

Workout Mantra: "DO IT, FAGGOT!"
>> Anonymous
I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away. I musn't run away.

or

Shinenai iya, shinenai iya, shinenai iya.


Ok seriously, I just completely blank my mind to keep pain out of it.
>> Anonymous
Work It,
Make It,
Do It,
Makes Us,
Harder,
Better,
Faster,
Stronger,
More Than,
Hour,
Our,
Never,
Ever,
After,
Work is,
Over, Over.

Work It Harder Make It Better.
Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger.
More Than Ever Hour After.
Our Work Is Never Over.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>35889
Lol, I play that when doing cardio...
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>35891


Pushing up the ante, I know you got to see me
read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be
the Ace of Spades
the Ace of Spades
>> Melancholy Desert !.h6l3dXs4A
After every workout, I put on my roommate's girlfriends' clothes and dance around with makeup on and my dick tucked under in the mirror saying "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

If that counts.
>> Anonymous
>>35905
I...I actually do this too...
>> Anonymous
Honestly no bullshit the only thing I think when I hit a wall is

DO IT FAGOT

to much time on /b/ >_>
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>35905
Gooooodbye hoooooorses...!

Another mantra of mine:
"Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart"
>> Melancholy Desert !.h6l3dXs4A
>>35909
we should meet up. Got lotion?
>> Anonymous
>i hope i don't drop this on my head
>> norw
get some!/come get some is the only thing going through my head
>> Anonymous
I just tell myself that every second I keep at it is another second behind me. This is because every time I look back 1 hour/day/month/year/etc, I ask myself WHY I DIDN'T DO THE BORING STUFF EARLIER.
>> Anonymous
My thing used to be that I couldn't get to bed without thinking of her, so I'd go run til I was exhausted and fall asleep when I got back. That was 22 months and 60 pounds ago. Used to be ~130.
>> Anonymous
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Harder/Better/Faster/Stronger

Even designed myself a cover for my workout playlist.
>> Anonymous
"5 more minutes, you can do it, c'mon, 4 minutes 55 seconds, you can do it, c'mon, 4 minutes 50 seconds, you can do it, c'mon..."
>> Anonymous
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together
>> Anonymous
>>35911
LOLOL me too :D
>> Hanh !uYPdNE/joA
"I don't want to be like the receptionist."

Sweet girl, but fat as fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>35876

I chuckled.
>> Anonymous
I'll show those fucking Eurofags.
>> Anonymous
SIXTY NIGGERS
>> Rochambeau !Eu5BrP0pAY
>>35872
That's how I train. I don't think it can be said any better.
>> noko
I usually say "just one more, just one more"

or "this is sparta."
>> Anonymous
I'll usually scream "TOUGH IT OUT" when nobody else is around.
>> Anonymous
On the set of King Kong.
Wears a massive thong.
King Kong.
He got it goin' on.
King Kong.
Jack Black wrote this song.

So do yourself a favor,
please clap along.
Everybody now,
clap with me.
But do not sing,
the singing's my job,
you'll only mess up the song,
trust me.

1
2
3

King Kong.
Open in Hong Kong.
King Kong.
He listens to Cheech and Chong.
King Kong.
This is his theme song.

He's a crazy old gorilla
and he guarantee a thriller
and won't you see the movie
you'll be feeling pretty groovy
"Ah-rubi-di-ba-da-baw"

AH, AH, AH,
AH KING KONG
>> Anonymous
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I'M A SEXY BEAST!!! YEAH!!!
>> Anonymous
I just remind myself of all those people who can do so much more and how weak I am in comparison
>> Anonymous
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MOM, WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN PROTEIN???
>> Anonymous
Whenever I feel like eating something that's really bad for me, I just think about how I looked before I started cutting junk food out of my diet and how DAMN SEXY I look after losing 10 pounds. And how DAMN SEXY I'm gonna look when I lose another ten pounds. Awwww yeah.
>> Anonymous
I can't never stop workin' hard!
Each day I feel I have to improve.
Hard work.
Determination.
I've got to keep pushin' myself.

I don't know if that counts but it's constantly going in my head when I workout or run.
>> Anonymous
I tell myself to stop being a weak faggot and get the bar up.
>> Anonymous
NOT NOW CHIEF, I'M IN THE FUCKIN' ZONE!!!
>> Anonymous
I tell my self what I', doing is easy. Plain and simple. That it's fucking cake and that anyone can do it. I also trying to shut off any whinging that comes from my body.
If not that I tell myself how much stronger I want to be than all my loser faggot friends. Yes I do need new friends.
If that doesn't work I just pause for a second, and stop breathing in whatever retarded motion I was subconciously breathing in and take normal, regulated breaths.

If none of that works, I pause for a second and lower my sets becuase I have my sights set too high.
>> Anonymous
"I'm picking up [Indian/Italian/Arby's/Burger King/Something] on the way home if I can just do THIIIIIIS much more..."
>> Anonymous
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In response to pain: "CRY SOEM MOAR"
>> Dude !ozOtJW9BFA
>>35704
Thats the Marine Corps matra.
>> Guil
>>36981
That's so horrible. Now I want a nice burger.

Fuck you. It's fucking 7:15 AM!
>> Anonymous
LIGTH WEIGHT BABY!!! YEAAAH BABY!!!!


No seriously, you just talk yourself into that you can do it.
>> Anonymous
Just reciting the entire Powerthirst ad does it for me.
>> Anonymous
My mantra would be "I'm getting better and better, every day, in every way."
I sometimes take a few extra seconds remembering everything I don't like about myself, and every part of my body I want to improve/strengthen, and repeating "in EVERY way" over each one. This is like a general thing though not just for exercises.
>> Anonymous
>>35743
itt pornstar mantras
>> Anonymous
First part of this - "The Challenge of Thor".
http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Tales_of_a_Wayside_Inn/Part_First/The_Musician's_Tale/The_Saga_of_King
_Olaf
>> Yoshi ? !ozOtJW9BFA
If it don't hurt it don't work.
Shut up and squat.
I'd rather be fat and strong as hell, then weak and skinny.

Thank you Ronnie Coleman
>LIGHT WEIGHT BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>EVERY BODY WANNA BE STRONG BUT DONT NO BODY WANNA LIFT NO HEAVY ASS WEIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>37008
Jesus; I thought I was the only person who did that.
BABIES! OVER FOUR THOUSAND BABIES!
>> Anonymous
I actually work out primarily to kill.
I just picture his face and that song.
>> Anonymous
>>36509
FUCKIN' SCANTS
>> Anonymous !KRuMRaNDOM
>>37100
You fail hard.
It's LIGHT WEIGHT BABY and YEAH BUDDY
>> Anonymous
I yell in a Russian accent, "I GYET LEANER FOR MOTHERLAND! I GYET STRONGER FOR MOTHERLAND! I GYET BIGGER FOR MOTHERLAND!"
>> Anonymous
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YEA BABY YOU CAN DO IT!
YEA BABY YOU CAN DO IT!
YEA BABY YOU CAN DO IT!
...
TELL ME MORE!
YEA BABY YOU CAN DO IT!
YEA BABY YOU CAN DO IT!
YEA BABY YOU CAN DO IT!
...
TELL ME MORE!
YEA BABY YOU CAN DO IT!
YEA BABY YOU CAN DO IT!
YEA BABY YOU CAN DO IT!
...
TELL ME MORE!
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>37151
He scares my mom. And I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>37151
Tony Little is the most horrifying person on the planet. Just look at that smile. D;
>> Anonymous
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>>37153
Perhaps this is why he scares your mother.
>> The Inverted Jogger !E203O4hsXo
There is no pain, pain is a dream, an insignificant thought, a paltry thought.
>> Anonymous
NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING LEAN FEELS
>> Anonymous
>>37171
Thats sort of bodering anorexia territory.
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!zo4
YOU STOP, YOU DIE.
>> Anonymous
>>37171
I like that one.