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It is no secret that we mortals pack on unsightly fat as we reach maturity! Even I have been forced to moderate my intake of the ambrosial Barr's Iron Brew as a sop to my widening midsection!
Away with the Shepard's Pie and pints of Newcastle! Go on the offensive against remorseless Cronos and his ravages! Take up the iron and forge yourself anew! As you add inches of prime beef to your frame, your internal fires burn all the hotter, delivering you from a dark future of jiggling bosoms!
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