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patrick
herbs you say?
try MIDRO tea. it's some weird german herb thing, 100% natural. really funny story about this one for me.
i was on holiday in greece, got constipated bad. so went looking for something to take and found this in some pharmacy. box is all in greek and shit with one bit in english saying read the instructions. so i buy the stuff. get back to my hotel and read the instructions that are all in greek. mother fuckers i think. but it's cool, it has fractiosn on the box. says 1/4 to a 1/12 so im all "cool, quarter to half a packet" so i go and chow away, eating about half, thinking, im bunged up something rotten and can do with the upper limit here.
big fucking mistake. after got home to england i looked for the stuff online and found out it actually said eat a 1/4 to a half of a TEA SPOON. i had about hand fulls of the stuff.
needless to say i was shitting like anything, food went in half an hour later, at the most, it came out. everything, i had a greek salad the next day thinking i was maybe better, nope, fucking came out all and green and untouched.
also, greece is fucking hot so i was needing to drink a lot of water. shiting water isn't nice. and it's not even smoothing like one might think, arsehole starts to sting like a bastard from what i imagine is all the bile and acid coming out of it.
so yeah, not really funny for me at the time.
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