File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
So my wife is running her first marathon. I'll be the pack mule at the 13.1 mile mark. Does anyone have any recommendations for gear to bring (extra socks, oranges, etc.) that we might forget or otherwise not think about?
>> Anonymous
well obv you don't want giving her anything that'll give her a stomach ache/diarrhea
>> Anonymous
semen in a cup
>> Anonymous
Ah, /b/. You can always be counted on to be awake and trolling.

I guess all the /fit/ folk are out running.
>> Anonymous
why not just hand her your dick in a giftbox

run your own marathons fag, don't get your wife to do them for you