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So any of you /fit/ fags do any martial arts? BJJ and Muay Thai practitioner here. Whats your martial art /fit/?
>> sasuke
My martial art consists of grabbing an enemy heavier than you, placing the enemy on the upper back, just after the humerus bone, and push back my hips so i put myself in a kind of sitting position.
>> Anonymous
I used to wrestle in high school and college, now I carry a pistol.
>> Anonymous
>>259476
SQUAAAAAATZ!??!
>> Anonymous
>>259501
Enjoy being a felon
>> sasuke
>>259510
its deadly
>> Anonymous
Wing Chun, Sun and Chen style Tai Chi.
>> Anonymous
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>>259501
You can go ahead to prison and get anally raped!!
>> Anonymous
>>259521
>>259541

2nd Amendment faggots, learn it before you decide to get all stupid again.
>> Anonymous
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OP here. I'd like to add judo, tkd, and boxing. Fuck lets just call it MMA.
>> Anonymous
>>259578
Guns. Best martial arts ever.
>> Anonymous
>>259591
Gun kata?
>> Anonymous
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>>259594
I loved Equilibrium. Gun Kata is a fun concept but too impractical to be effective.
>> Anonymous
>>259578
Enjoy being convicted of manslaughter
>> Anonymous
BJJ here
>> Anonymous
>>259608

Cry more baby boy
>> Anonymous
Haganah, Sambo, Muay Thai, and Hitting Someone With A Heavy Stick
>> Anonymous
>>259578
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>259611
Enjoy prison buttsex
>> Anonymous
>>259617
Not one of the Founders brightest ideas. The amendment was intended to protect the authority of the states to organize militias. This is just bad wording.
>> Anonymous
Hung Ga with a mixture of judo and western boxing
>> Anonymous
>>259629
Because if we needed to rebel against an corrupt government it would be really easy with out guns right? Bitch please it wasn't bad wording.
>> Anonymous
tried a lot of different martial arts. Karate/kickboxing and wrestling mainly
>> Anonymous
Passing laws to take away guns from law abiding citizens is pure cowardice. Its caving into fear of criminals. It does nothing to stop lawbreakers from getting guns, since America is chock full of them already. Do you want to watch an old granny get gunned down for her purse in front of the supermarket, when you know you could have done something? Waiting for 10 minutes for the police to arrive is out of the question, she's dead by then. Confronting the criminals unarmed is sheer stupidity. What do you do? Pump those niggers full of lead, that's what.
>> Anonymous
Tae Kwon Do with training in weaping and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu (I can never spell it right), Judo, boxing, and at least a handful of other martial arts.
>> Anonymous
All of you anti-gun fags are retarded. If the world had no violence and everyone was a perfect fucking angel, we would have no need for guns. You say only the military needs guns? We should have a gun ban for people? Ever heard of drugs? Those are illegal and yet they are easy as fuck to get.

So, guess what? Any body who actually wants to kill someone with a gun will get a gun, no matter if there is a gun ban. So the faggots who want to abide by the national law will be gun-less, giving the murderer the complete edge. Faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>259640
The government has always been corrupt but we dont settle it with armed rebellion. We settle it with peaceful diplomacy.
>> Anonymous
>>259658
This is now a gun control thread
>> Anonymous
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>>259661
>> Anonymous
OP here. Gun fags get out of my thread and take it to /k/ or wherever but not here. This thread is about martial arts, for gods sakes!!
>> Anonymous
Tai Chi Quan, Karate, Jujitsu, Bai Kai Kung Fu, Muay Thai, Tae Kwon Do, Jeet Kun Do---- And I'm about to take up Aikido this upcoming semester in college.

I've had too much time. I just enjoy martial arts in general, I don't claim myself a master of any martial art. Just helps me center myself (Faggotry detected).
>> Anonymous
>>259677

If you were proud of your manly fighting prowess, you would love guns. But you don't, so you're also a faggot.
>> Anonymous
Tae kwon do, Hapkido, and Judo. I'm a 3rd degree blackbelt if anyone cares.
>> Anonymous
10 years in TKD (ITF) as well as a year now in Hung Gar Kung Fu.
>> Anonymous
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>>259684
I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!!
>> Anonymous
i wanna spar the 10 years guy (i'm the TKD, Hapkido, and Judo guy). seems like it'd be fun!
>> Anonymous
>>259682
OP here. Lol "manly fighting prowess?" Why would I love guns if I were proud of my "manly fighting prowess?"
>> Anonymous
>>259658
Correct.
>> Anonymous
>>259710
I agree with you.
Guns = Compensation. Thats how you feel manly! :3
>> Anonymous
>>259684Tae kwon do, Hapkido, and Judo. I'm a 3rd degree blackbelt if anyone cares.

Black belt in which? I'm a 3rd senior in Tae Kwon Do.

>>Tae Kwon Do with training in weeping and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu (I can never spell it right), Judo, boxing, and at least a handful of other martial arts.
>> Anonymous
>>259715Thank You. Seriously someone just had to mention guns and it turned into /k/. I guess. I've never really gone to /k/.
>> Anonymous
3rd degree black belt in TKD. my instructor taught me the other two and includes them in tests, but technically i just have a blackbelt in TKD.
>> Anonymous
>>259715
>>259710
>>259737

So I guess BJJ and MT aren't compensation for your small dicks then either.
>> Anonymous
This is /fit/, not /ma/. Keep the gun and martial art shit out of here.
>> Anonymous
I studied internal CMA for a while, and Southern Dragon Kung Fu.

It was good shit, but we never sparred, so I still don't feel sure enough in a fight. I plan on hitting up some Muay Thai soon to get some fight experience, then eventually go back to studying a style Kung Fu. If I had my drothers, it'd be something like Bajiquan, Southern Mantis or Pak Mei...one of the "no bullshit" powerhouse styles. We'll see what area I end up in and what's available.
>> Anonymous
my blowjobjitsu is amazing
>> Anonymous
>>259765
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!
>> Anonymous
Cause martial arts have nothing to do with fitness. Makes sense.
>> Anonymous
muay thai and wrestling here
>> Anonymous
>>259763
But it has the word Dragon in it so it must be awesome like DRAGONFORCE
>> Anonymous
>>259770
Wrestling isn't an "art," faggot.
>> Anonymous
guns are for pussies. real men fight with their fists.
>> Anonymous
>>259782

Western martial art faggot. Stop hating your culture you self hating piece of shit.
>> Anonymous
>>259755
OP here. How the fuck did you know it was my small penis that got me to achieve my manly fighting prowess???!!!! Damn you must be some genius psychic motherfucker shit to guess that!! My mind has been blown!!
>> Anonymous
>>259792
Like boxing, wrestling is no longer recognized as an art. It's a sport. Dumbass.
>> Anonymous
Death is all that matters in the fight. If you're not training to kill you have no business learning how to fight. Which kills people faster, bullets or fists?
>> Anonymous
>>259806
AIDS
>> Anonymous
>>259806
FISTBULLETS
>> Anonymous
>>259803

Oh forgive me, I didn't know wrestling and boxing are not included in the Whats a Martial Art List. I forgot you have to prance around like a retard, not learn how to fight, and learn verbal commands in an Asian language to be considered a martial art.
>> Anonymous
>>259792
>>259792
>>259792
>>259792

Seconded
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>259794

I know this because of you do small dick compensation martial arts, otherwise known as MMA.
>> Anonymous
>>259792
OP here. Thirded.
>> Anonymous
>>259826
Yeah, I mean god forbid people have fun doing martial arts or anything like that. They're definitely overcompensating for something. Yup ?_?
>> Anonymous
Judo motherfucka
>> Anonymous
>>259826
that or maybe he wanted abs. mui thai gives you abs, eh?
>> Anonymous
>>259826
No, you said this because you are dumb faggot with nothing cleverer to say so you just had to talk out of your ass.
>> Anonymous
Op here. So for you guys who do wrestling what kind? Greco Roman, Freestyle, Catch wrestling...??
>> Anonymous
No, people only take MMA because they want to be known as tough guys because of a) they have a tiny cock, b) being short and stocky, c) hase womanly feelings of fear and envy.
>> Anonymous
>>259847

No, you hate guns, which makes you a wimp. I automatically have to make fun of your lack of manliness.
>> Anonymous
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>>259859
What'd you say nigger??!!
>> Anonymous
>>259874

Tiny cock
>> Anonymous
>>259877
/b/tard
>> Anonymous
>>259874

You can bring up all the greatest champions ever, but none of them can stop a bullet.
>> Anonymous
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OPERATORS do not approve of this thread.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Have a facepalm.jpg for every post in this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>259896
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>> Anonymous
>>259890
but if all the greatest champions of the world came at you at the same time, would your gun save you?
>> Anonymous
>>259859

0/10
>> Anonymous
how could a thread about fighting be so hostile?
>> Anonymous
>>259937

The short answer: Yes. Yes it would.
>> Anonymous
Would starting to do some kind of martial art make sense for me as a 21yo? I'm interested in Muay Thai actually, but I'm not sure if I should start looking for a club at that age.
I've never done any MA.
>> Anonymous
I take Yoshukai. It's a really fighting based style of karate like Shotokan, Chit-ryo, etc., but it also includes katas and kobudo.
>> Anonymous
>>259971
what if each of those champions had guns?
then you'd be up Shit's Creek without a paddle
>> Anonymous
>>260024

Then it wouldn't be a martial arts fight anymore, it'd be something called 'war'.
>> Anonymous
Judo and I fight with my friends with gloves and helmets. But yesterday I broke my best friends nose and it was the worst feeling in the world -_-
>> Anonymous
I'm thinking about taking Judo at my college.

Then again, I've been saying that for a while.
>> Anonymous
capoeira here.
>> Anonymous
>>260431

I actually signed up for judo at my college. Waited all over winter break for it.
Come spring semester I go to find the class and it was fucking canceled due to lack of interest. I seethed for days
>> Anonymous
>>259661
no, you settle it by getting assraped by the new elites, same as the old elites.
>> Anonymous
>>259674

Pure unadulterated genius.
>> Anonymous
Jeet Kune Do, and Capoeira.
>> Anonymous
Hung Gar for two years, until my sifu decided to move to California to spend more time with his kids. Now I'm waiting for fall so I can take up Hung Gar and Tai Chi Chuan at college.
>> Anonymous
>>259789
And then get shot.
>> Anonymous
>>259461
Martial arts are for pussy nerd kids and weeaboos.
>> Anonymous
>>260455

There's pretty strong interest among a small group of people at my university.

They offer it as a club and a class, which helps.
>> Anonymous
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>>259501
>>259578
>>259591
>>259806
>>259890
>>259971
>>260028
>>260509
>>260516
>> Anonymous
>>260541
You got it all wrong. That dude is the type of person who takes martial arts classes.
>> Anonymous
>>260541
Hey man, i'm not pro-gun, i'm just anti-martial arts. I wasn't in your little flame wars in this thread, I just popped in to say>>260516is all.
>> Anonymous
>>260554
Yeah, that's why he is outside at a shooting range. Because it's a martial arts class. With guns.
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Hey OP,
Did some Karate and TKD on-and-off when i was a kid,
Wrestled throughout high school (among other sports)

This year in college i'm looking at joining a local dojo for BJJ and Kickboxing. Am also doing Rugby and working out in the mornings, so it should prove to be an interesting semester, but i've found grappling skills lately to be very effective in the play-fights that me and a bunch of roommates end up getting into with eachother (over anything, over whether it's who cleans the dishes or who gets to drink).

On a side note, my g/f did a lot of Hapkido when she was a kid, and even though i'm ~30lbs heavier than her and have my wrestling experience for takedowns, she's much better with technique than me and often has me on the ground first :X (some of those grapple-throws from standing are nuts!)
>> Anonymous
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Hah-DoOOOOooOOOO-ken!
>> Anonymous
did judo for awhile, tore a meniscus and separated my shoulder so i had to quit for awhile
might get back into that eventually
>> Anonymous
Bali and pressure points studies.

For when someone has to die.