How to look like this?
grow a beard. a creepy fucking beard.
wear a hat
have a creepy smile/pout
Get some hair on your chest.
Look how sad it looks.
Get lenses that will color your eyes blue
Smoke crack whilst lifting weights.
Use over 9000 kinds of steroids, grow chest hair and a beard.Oh yeah, and work out.
Join a Scandinavian death metal band
>>402263Best one yet.
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
pee in your mouth.
I do believe that's mountain man. He's 100% natural and believes the best things for growth are eggs and compound exercises. He's pretty awesome.
>>402225that body is what i strive for
>>4022251) find a magic lamp2) rub it3) for wish #1 ask to be ripped4) for wish #2 ask to be ugly5) for wish #3 ask for a beard
lol, that guy is a member on bodybuilding.com
>>402263He's actually a funk guitarist. Seriously.http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DSikofn9Ayg
>>402536What the fuck?
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/mielke40.htmFUCK YEAR MOUNTAIN MAN
>>402505rofl good lord
>>402225http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kxCPEcpLZOQWoah this dude eats egg shells man. What? Is that the secret?