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Gymnastics conditioning Anonymous
My inner child is demanding that Iearn some ninja skills. I figure some gymnastics is close enough to intonjutsu.

But what exactly should I do before I tear a muscle and break my neck? I'm hoping someone with a little experience will share some knowledge, instead of just doing the first thing I read on google.
>> SAGE sage
Go watch Naruto and STFU.
>> Anonymous
Your inner child is a retard. Man up and pick up a gun

Guns > ninjas
>> Anonymous
>>480258
SUV > Guns

lets see you shoot me as i run over you at 55 mphs
>> Anonymous
>>480261

It's doable. Happens in Iraq all the time. Hajii's try to run the checkpoint, soldier shoots you in the head.

Guns still > cars
>> Anonymous
>>480241
Go watch some anime and practice what they do. You'll be a ninja in no time.
>> Anonymous
>>480267
that is Iraq. not the streets. In the streets if you tried to jump me, i would run into my car, duck down a bit and haul ass right toward you. you might get out of the way. but i am going to U-turn and run your ass down.

This here is fucking California, not some pussy ass desert
>> Anonymous
>>480267
Most people in the real world (IE America) carry pistols like glocks. If you get hit by a car on the freeway no fucking way you could use your gun
>> Anonymous
>>480270
YEAH BRO U DONT KNO WAT IT'S LIKE IN THE HARDCORE STREETS OF CALIFORNIA OH WAIT WHAT'S THAT GUNS ARE BANNED IN CALIFORNIA SHIT HOMIE YOU TRIPIN
>> Anonymous
>>480279
spoken like a fag So Cal homo, come up north to San Diego and say that to my face. i would fucking road rage on your ass. you wouldn't know what hit you literally
>> Anonymous
What does driving a car or shooting a gun have to do with fitness? So what if my reasons are childish, I'm asking for legitimate fitness advice to better myself.

And to set the record straight, the kid in the orange jumpsuit is no ninja.
>> Anonymous
INTERNET FIGHT
>> Anonymous
>>480306
driving a car deals with /fit/ that is why fucking NASCAR is a sport. also driving takes serious physical skill. that is why there are only a few good drivers and so many shitty drivers.
>> Anonymous
Well, nevermind I suppose. If anyone actually knew something, they'd probably stay out of my cool guns vs cars topic.
>> Anonymous
>>480312
cool cars >>>>>> cool guns

Have you seen the fucking Nissan GT-R? that shit is so fucking win
>> Anonymous
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Less fluoride might help.
>> Anonymous
>>480306
Just stop trolling nigger. Go back to watching anime.
>> Anonymous
>>480270

>In the streets if you tried to jump me, i would run into my car

In the streets you wouldn't make it to your car, fag-o

Oh yea, and I'm going to go stand in the middle of the freeway and let you run my ass over. Of course you are in your car 24/7 too. Looking for some video games at Wal-mart? Drive around in the aisles. Dancing in the club? In your car. I'm sure you sleep with your SUV as well. You drive through your front door, park on your bed, and fall asleep.

Way to use your brain moran.
>> Anonymous
>>480436
dick wart, cars drive on fucking streets. you try to fight me on the streets you are going to feel several tons of Jeep crushing your lats, wheres your fuckn gun then huh?
>> Anonymous
>>480439

In your brain, with you dead on the sidewalk
>> Anonymous
>>480443
fag, i don't leave my house, and when i do i drive. try walking around with a gun in the street, makes your ass road kill. get off the streets little boy, because they are ruled by men in their cars
>> Anonymous
Looks like the niggers have found /fit/....

INTERNET FIIIIIGHT!
>> Anonymous
>>480444

>i don't leave my house

Looks like I'm not the fag here. Besides, I already killed you with my gun, how can you get to your car when you're already dead lying in the street
>> Anonymous
>>480448
bitch, you are shooting at fucking metal, i am making a bee line at your ass, in my car, you are going to have fucking brain damage once you bounce off my bumper and fly fucking 20 ft in the air. say that to my face. i would fucking drag you across 5th ave behind my truck
>> Anonymous
>>480447
i aint no nigger, i am mexican. i am part of a street racing crew. you don't fuck with us. we will run you off the street
>> Anonymous
>>480450

>you are shooting at fucking metal

faggot so now ure a mech, i thought you were a car, you should stop playing with your gundams and go outside for a bit, maybe reality will get ure head outta ure ass
>> Anonymous
>>480454
what kind of fisher price POS car are you driving? most cars are made of fucking metal.
>> Anonymous
>>480456

Go back to playing gundam wing nerd
>> Anonymous
>>480454
also FYI my race crew is the Endless waltz named after fucking Gundam, fag we would smoke your ass
>> Anonymous
>>480458
have fun riding in your mom's mini van placenta crotch
>> Anonymous
>>480461

its better having a gun and riding with mom than flying around in a make believe giant robot, you d-hole a-bag
>> Anonymous
>>480465
lulz look at the 20 something year old virgin asking his mommy for rides to the mall so he can go to the gun shop have fun being a car less virgin.

No car = no pussy
>> SAGE SAGE
SAGE
this thread is everything that is wrong with 4chan
>> Anonymous
>>480468

Who cares, I'm about to make mom drive me to the movie theater, so I can make out with my girlfriend. What are u doing home on a friday nite? That's right, nothing u neckbeard. Shit is going to be so cash. Have fun playing mechazords with your action figures while I suck face with my girl
>> Anonymous
>>480472
your girlfriend is your fucking right hand, you fucking fail abortion. jealous fag wishes he had a awesome and tricked out civic like i do
>> Anonymous
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>>480475

So u named ure mechazord "civic"? that's so cute. Sorry i can't talk anymore, i'm going out to the movies to make out with this lovely lady, while I'm stroking my desert eagle in my waistband. FU loser
>> Anonymous
>>480479
fag, have fun getting those restraining orders on you, jacking JB's myspace profile pics and having a gun. i am going to laugh seeing your ass on American's most wanted for molesting a deer you just shot
>> ???????? !!ElJshdv6kfU
>>480479
[ ] Tits
[ ] GTFO
You know the drill.
>> Anonymous
>>480479
i've seen that pic off of JJ.AM
>> Anonymous
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAY THAT TO MY FACE, FUCKER, NOT ONLINE, AND SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS! I'LL TEAR YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF YOU SACK OF WET SHIT!
>> Anonymous
OP here, why did you guys shit all over my thread?
>> Anonymous
>>480479
>desert eagle
Fuck you /k/, I knew it was you all along!
>> Anonymous
/k/ was here
/fit/ is gay
>> Anonymous
fail thread