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Anonymous
I happened to stumble upon some cookies. Help demotivate me from eating them please!
>> Anonymous
just have some man, work out tomorrow harder
>> Anonymous
>>437281

surprisingly helpful in a procrastinational sort of way
>> Anonymous
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< This.

You either want to fuck it or be it. Either way cookies do not get you there. Have some delicious fish or OATZ instead.
>> Anonymous
A few won't hurt.
>> Anonymous
the obvious and delicious choice is to have a couple cookies
the only problem that I have (not op) is that my house is full of shit popping up like this, so its very hard and im pudgy
>> Anonymous
Nothing wrong with enjoying yourself from time to time. Enjoy your cookies.
>> Anonymous
>>437307
Solution: go outside more.
>> Anonymous
>>437286
I want to BE the hot chick. But I'm a dood. What can I do?????
>> Anonymous
Do you really want to end up like one of those fat people? You know what I'm talking about. Maybe you were once fat, and are trying to get thin. Maybe you know what it's like to have self-esteem so low you turn down every single offer to hang out with a girl or your friends, especially if you might need to take off your shirt. Maybe you know what it's like to feel empty inside, with no purpose. Maybe you've experienced being laughed at behind your back, or when your mom gives you a bullshit excuse, "Oh, you're just big-boned." Maybe you know what it's like to never want anyone to take pictures of you because you can't even confront yourself, let alone other people.

Or maybe, you can change your mind right the fuck now and stop with the bullshit crap on how one little sugary thing here or there won't hurt. Because it fucking does. You know that already, you don't need me or anyone else to tell you that. If you want to reach your goals, which you do, that's why it's called a goal - no matter how far off they may seem, it takes work and it takes dedication. So stop with the excuses, stop with the justifying, stop with the bullshit. Not only should even considering the idea of eating bad stuff should abhor you, it should be UNACCEPTABLE to even allow the idea in your mind. You have a goal to reach. Reach it.
>> Anonymous
OP Don't be a faggot. You already know the implications of eating crap. You know what you should do? Throw every single cookie away. Go do it.
>> Anonymous
>>437329
slight win detected
>> Anonymous
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>>437329Weight Loss makes you a better person socially.

ORLY?

During high school and college I was a social reject, around 215lbs, fat toad, but still had - you know - other nerd friends (fat, skinny, black, chinese, whatever, even sum girls, anime lovers video gamers and the lot) never did parties or went to bars (I had maybe 2 beers total in college, no other drugs or sex whatsoever). Two years after college I was 228lbs and just one day I said FUCK IT and started bike riding and cutting calories. A year later I am currently 145lbs and still at it, but still no friends outside my old nerd clan from college I call from time to time. No bars. No beer. No drugs.

Yeah weight loss made me better socially.

OP have a bite, and throw the rest away. All you want is the one bite. All I fucking need. I'll buy a small french fries just for the one and throw the rest away. I feel like I'm poisoning myself if I eat anymore. It's like sniffing glue, markers, or licking keys/change. You just need that one sniff/lick but you know that shit'll mess you up.

Okay, yeah... I'll just... go back to /b/ now...
>> Anonymous
>>437413
Yeah, I think you're right. Weight loss on its own won't make you better socially, but the improvement in confidence will help you out.

Everything else is down to you. It's taken me a while, I used to be a fat guy, but I don't think I could be doing what I'm doing if I didn't become a skinny guy (finding ways to pwn people socially, that is), so it's getting there.

It really is just about being comfortable enough to take a shit in the middle of a table full of strangers without really caring. That's how you gotta be when you're socialising, or no one will respect you. At least, in my experience, I'm sure some of you have had it different.
>> Turtletron !t0of944Ftw
EAT THEM OP, EAT THEM ALL.

Cram handfuls of baked goodness into your mouth, you can taste it as you read this. The warm gooey sweet chocolate is so delicious you feel like melting where you stand. It makes your mouth dry so you drink ice cold milk, but just splashing it on your face instead of drinking normally.
Hurry OP, before they get hard.
>> Anonymous
I'm a baker and I can confirm for you that most cookies are made with dead babies.
>> Anonymous
>>437673

That's why you make your own cookies, make sure there's only live babies in them.
>> Anonymous
Eat them - then workout more afterwards.
It's win win?
>> Anonymous
self-control, learn some you weak willed bastard
>> Anonymous
>>437775
This activated my hilarity unit
>> Anonymous
Fuck it seriously, just eat them, I am about to eat some brownies.