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What's really good witcha, you already know, it's ya boy Ramiro (Right in pic).

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is anime and pokemon, while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.

Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.

I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fucks with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is Warcraft. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.

On the grind.
>> Anonymous
I actually have an uncle that's somewhat like that

what a bastard. He doesn't even work at times and yet keeps a healthy body.
>> Anonymous
>>83942

roids.
>> Anonymous
wut r ur sets and reps
>> Anonymous
>>83959
well, I don't mean he has a six pack and giant pecs

but his body is in good overall shape, slim and when he flexes his arms, muscular (otherwise they're not cut).

I don't know how the hell he does it (and no, it isn't roids, trust me).
>> Anonymous
>>83930
I think its a gurl?
>> Anonymous
Jersey girls are fucking gross, just saying.
>> Anonymous
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>>84984

Jersey girls aren't trash!
Trash gets picked up.
>> Guil
>>84984
guidos and guidettes are fucking gross. I occasionally visit guidofistpump.com for laughs.
>> Anonymous
Nice triceps Ramiro.
>> SauCe MAsTA!!!
>>83930
Thats a short ass dude the females behind him are much taller than him.
>> Anonymous
Though this was /b/ for a second, fuck off newfag troll gb2 /b/.

On a related note, the guy in the picture is blatantly on steroids, therefore he dick is more like one of those mini-gherkins and not a cucumber.

tl:dr gtfo.
>> Anonymous
Unless he's like 5'3", I sure as hell hope the guy in the picture can bench a lot more than 240.

Or to put it bluntly: not only is that obviously not you (although he DOES look like a douche), but you also don't work out since you have no concept of strength.
>> Anonymous
>>85010
>>85029
Come on. I'm female and even I see there's something else damn wrong with him. That guy? Fucking a girl? Get real. He has earrings and his face is like that of a total faggot. Not as in being stupid newfag, but as in being gay, homosexual. Just cause he butched up, doesn't mean his face or his real tendencies are hidden. Go put some makeup and get yourself out of the closet, fagface.
>> Anonymous
>>85088
Spoken like a true oldfag. If you hadn't admitted to being a bitch I might have had some respect for you. Where's my sammich, hoe?
>> Anonymous
You dribbled a little bit onto your shirt thar mister.
>> Anonymous
Admittedly, he does resemble every Jerseyfag in any Jersey club. They all look completely homosexual, and I'd be lying if I said I wouldnt do them.
>> Anonymous
>>85104
>>85104

Old fag? Seriously?

This is pasta, motherfuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>85006
That site is gold. Thank you.
>> Anonymous
>>85146
>>85088here.
Uh, no. It's not.
>> Anonymous
EVERYONE SHOULD SEE HOW JACKED AND TANNED HE IS.

JAGERBOMBS!
JAGERBOMBS!
JAGERBOMBS!
JAGERBOMBS!
>> Guil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8C_7LorsIM&eurl=http://guidofistpump.com/
What the fuck, seriously. I love the guy in white who's doing the "hang loose" shit, and SWITCHES HANDS. That is a pro move there, taking the time to switch the drink and do a fistpump mixed with "hang loose" is just unstoppable

>>85146
You're confused. This is not the alpha-male pasta.
>> Anonymous
>>85266
Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.
>> Anonymous
>>83930

He should do more curls
>> svenska
lol @ 240 bench
>> Anonymous
I fucking hate Guidos so much. Makes me embarrassed to be Italian-American.