I talked to my doctor and apparently my heart isn't strong enought for sex....what do I do?
Heart Transplant!
i'll give you a hint, it has something to do with KILLING YOURSELF
My neighbour had a heart attack yesterday :( I would ask your doctor to put you on a programm to improve your diet, and get some semblance of exercise happening to build you up to the point where you can rumpy pumpy
HIIT and/or find a girl who will do most of the work
I Have a good diet, and try to excercise; but my heart is weak because I was born with a heart 3/4s of the nromal size; and I've had arithmia problems all my life....
I'd just say fuck it then. See what I did there?
Your heart is a muscle, work it
>>147344with my arrithmia that isn't a very smart idea.
>>147344This poster is your stereotypical."LOL PUMP IRON PUSSY. DOCTORS ARE FAGGOTS AND DON'T KNOW SHIT. I DO SINCE I HIT THE GYM HARD LOLOLOL. GET BIG FAGGOT, ONLY PUSSIES DO ANYTHING BUT WORK OUT AND EAT ALL DAY"
>>147361He didn't mention that he had a heart problem, I thought the doctor just said it was weak.You don't have to be an asshole.OP, if you problem is this serious, maybe you should have gotten advice from the doctor, not us pricks on the internet
At least you'd die happy
The Doctor told me there was nothing I could do; beside get a transplant; and I was destined to die virgin.
>>147392can you even fap?make the girl do all the work
>>147404No if I cum at all I'll die.
>>147411you have never came in your whole life?dont you get wet dreams? why havn't you died in your sleep
>>147413I was being sarcastic.....I can't get involved in any extremely physically trying activities...including sex....
>>147418just have like slow careful sex, otherwise.... don't have sex?seriously ask your doctor
>>147419yeah but its no fun then.......
i have a weak heart as well, but fuck, i still have consensual sex in the missionary position.
I can have sex but not on top....and I dont wanna be on the bottom
be on the bottomshe does the work
Why wouldn't you want to have a girl ride you? Sit back and let her pleasure you.Insecurity issues?
>Sit back and let her pleasure youSeconding this, better than nothing
Because...being on the bottom makes you gay.
>>147436Insecurity issues confirmed.I love having the girl on top and watching her grind me. She pleases me, I get to watch her ass grind reverse cow girl, i get to suck her tits cowgirl.Best part is I don't have to move.Enjoy always having to be dominant to not feel gay.
>>147441Hey if you got raped by your cousin when you were 11 you'd be insecure too..
>>147448Rape him back then move on.But seriously, oral is an option yes?
>>147462its not that easy.....my..soul is scarred...
>>147472Not to sound coldhearted, but I lol'd. That's the cheesiest thing I've ever read
>>147478This.Now, OP... it would seem based on the thread, that you WANT sex, you can go full force in any way, so either let her do the work, or go for oral, thats all we can suggest.
>excellent troll
Life is too fucking short to not be fucking
>>149014lulz
Its not funny sir, my son is a sick boy; and you with all you're perverted suggestions. You have told him that sex is a dirty sinful thing and that he shouldnt do it cause he will go to hell; and now he's dying; and most likely will thanks to you.
>>149014>>149043
>>149014at least he didnt die a virgin
QUICKLY GET HIM TO DO SOME SQUATZ OR ELSE HE'LL DIE!