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Anonymous
Hey /fit/

I wonder, do you guys ever get toilet water splashing up and getting all over/in your asshole when you take a shit?

How do I avoid this horrible sensation?
>> Anonymous
>>254019
How will that stop me from getting toilet water all over my ass

Maybe my shits are just too heavy/big
>> Anonymous
just put some toilet paper in it before shitting ffs
>> Anonymous
Eat more fiber. Your shits will be so long, solid, and soft that they'll just slide into the toilet like a baby falling asleep.
>> Anonymous
>>254047
Fact and best advice ever. I can't believe fiber is not a meme on this board, it is the answer to every food question.
>> Anonymous
>>254047
That's strange, I do eat a lot of fiber
>> Anonymous
>>254070


Hmm. IDK then. Could be your posture on the shitter, or maybe you don't have enough water in the bowl. All I know is splashing is usually caused by having hard, lumpy shits that break off long before they hit the water.
>> Anonymous
>>254017
Mama said to put a layer of TP in the toilet first. I always do that now and I don't get any splashing.

My mama always said: "When you're droppin' bombs, you don't want any return-fire."
>> Anonymous
talkin of shit, i went through a long phase of taking shit, looking down and nothing being there. fucker had fired it's way right round the bend it'self.

also, yeah u need more fibre and to shit more often. canon balls shits is what i call them. hard and round.
>> Anonymous
Get your ass out of the toilet fatty. You sit on the goddamn toilet.
>> Anonymous
>>254176
You probably weight twice as much as me\

I'm gonna try the paper in the bowl first thing next time