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Anonymous
So /fit/.... My girlfriend just called me and she thinks shes pregnant.
We had sex about 1 1/2 months ago and she missed her pill that day. Now she says she gained 6 pounds in a month (she weights like 120lbs tops) and work up today with stomach pain and feeling dizzy. She Refuses to take pregnancy test because shes too scared. What is best method to minimize pregnancy? She has taken her pill everyday on time since that day. Am I fucked?
>> Anonymous
Falcon punch is your best friend
>> Anonymous
swift kick in the gut
>> cunt !iiA80eLVpY
>>She Refuses to take pregnancy test because shes too scared

She's a stupid cunt and deserves every bit of her inevitable falcon punch.
>> Anonymous
The minimize button should be next to the full screen and exit ones.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Lol @ won't take pregnancy test because she's too.. "scared."

Underage b&.

Enjoy your kid.
>> Anonymous
Coat hanger.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>She has taken her pill everyday on time since that day.
Enjoy your tard baby.
>> Anonymous
she's taking the pill while pregnant with your underage bastard child?

LOL NOW IT WILL BE RETARDED NOW

N-JOY LIFE OP
>> Anonymous
1 1/2 months? Just ask her if she's had her period. Also, your GF sounds like a royally dumb cunt.
>> Anonymous
>What is best method to minimize pregnancy?

lol'ed. You two sound like great prospective parents. I say have the baby and live happily ever after.
>> Anonymous
>>415012
she's getting fat, tell her to stop making up bullshit excuses and stop eating chocolate
>> Anonymous
>>415075
>>415057

You two don't know how hormonal birth control work do you?
>> Anonymous
>What is best method to minimize pregnancy?

Make sure she takes the fucking pill every day.
Wear a condom.
don't come in her, dumbass, thats not how its done. you're supposed to pull out and drop your load on her face or tits like the porn stars do it. (they get paid to have sex so they must know how to do it better than us, and thats what they do).
>> Anonymous
OP: 20 yrs old. I live in texas now and she lives in MN. Thats what makes this even trickier....
>> Anonymous
(Strong) Champagne + Super Hot Tub
>> Anonymous
>>415126

the best part is that you assume she did this by accident. don't worry tho, alamony only lasts for 18 years.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
It was accident, she didn't know I was coming that day, I flew in to surprise her.
>> cunt !iiA80eLVpY
>>415142
>It was accident, she didn't know I was cumming that day, I blew in to surprise her.
fixed
>> Anonymous
>>415144
I lold
>> Anonymous
if she hasn't had her period since then, it is very likely that she is pregnant. i've heard that birth control is 99% effective if used properly, but i don't know if missing just one pill would be enough to make it ineffective. i do know that taking cold medicine reduces the effectiveness of the pill greatly. are there any other symptoms that may suggest pregnancy such as getting tired easier, darkening of the nipples, enlarging of the breasts, increase in urination frequency, and increase in appetite? if so, pregnancy test will more than likely come up positive
>> Anonymous
also, the best way to minimize the risk of pregnancy is abstinence... but it may be too late for that.
>> Anonymous
You are obviously both morons. Abort Abort Abort! Don't bring another fucked up, unwanted kid into this world.
>> Anonymous
lol this is why condoms exist
>> Anonymous
why didnt she get the morning after pill, or double drop her birth control right after.
>> Anonymous
>>415167
she was "too scared" to go get morning after, however I was unaware that morning after is just 8 bc pills.... had I known that she may have woken up wiht a mouth full of pills.
>> Anonymous
>>415166
Feels over 9000 times better without one. Don't knock it until youve tried it.
>> Anonymous
>>415160
more frequent urination thats it. She wont have her period until december (period once every 3 months pill) she is waiting until then to find out >:(
>> Anonymous
>>415189
i'd recommend having her take a test regardless of whether or not she's scared, that way there won't be any more speculation of whether or not she may or may not be prego. if she isn't, then it's all good. if she is, however, she should see her doctor about it if she plans to keep the pregnancy or get to an abortion clinic if she chooses otherwise. the sooner the better in any case.
>> Anonymous
>>415189

Talk to her about getting tested because if she ends up being in her second trimester you really rule out a lot of your options. Weight loss does not equal being pregnant.
>> Anonymous
WHAT THIS THREAD IS STILL HERE?

TELL HER TO TAKE THE FUCKING TEST

/THREAD
>> Anonymous
>>415212
this is true.. if the two of you plan to get an abortion, the first trimester is the best time to do it because you can have either surgical (suction aspiration) or nonsurgical (drug induced abortion) done. they recommend these procedures to be done between 6 and 12 weeks after conception. surgical abortion is 98-99% effective and nonsurgical is about 94-95% effective.
>> ­­
First, mail her a metal coathanger and a bottle of Tylenol.
Second, change your name and phone number.
Third, buy a .22 caliber handgun in case she tracks you down, so you can shoot her without alerting the neighbors.
Fourth, make sure you own a sedan with a large sized trunk to transport the corpse and digging tools in.

Problem fucking solved.
>> Anonymous
She probably has the flu, retard.
>> Anonymous
>>415226
How can surgical fail lol? O sorry we thought we grabbed the fetus but turns out we just took a random piece of flesh.
>> Anonymous
>>415226
This. Get her tested now. The condom broke when I was fucking one of my ex gf's and she ended up pregnant. We looked at our options and had a chemically induced abortion done, but you can only do it up to 8 weeks and we barely made that. Plus it's waaaaay cheaper than having surgery done and it's easier to keep secret.
>> Anonymous
>>415142
You can't just take the pill whenever you want. She has to take it regularly every day. Did she miss a day from regularly taking it, or does she take it sporadically like a fucking retard?

Also, what's her stance on abortion?
>> Anonymous
>>415473
Missed a day, took it late that night after she remembered
>> Anonymous
lol ignoring the problem won't make it go away. tell her to grow up and face the problem, get a fucking test, at least you'll know what's up and it'll put you both at ease!
>> Anonymous
>>415718
then she's probably not pregnant.

you can take it the same day and be safe. doctors tell you to take it at the same time because they don't want you to forget.

i'd never stick my dick in her again, lest she "forgot" her pill again. which is why you should always use a condom

NOW UNDERAGE B&