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Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
Okay. I know this thread is probably the worst thing to happen to /fit/ in a great while, but I didn't know where else to go with the question that would get a straight answer, so...

I need help from any and all bulimics in the house. See, I'm going to be in a situation soon wherein I might need to make myself throw up, and I need to know some techniques that don't involve shit like ipecac or whatever. Does the whole finger down the throat thing really work or is there something else?

I've seriously never tried this shit before, and if I do go through with it, I promise it's for a good reason. No, it has nothing to do with weight loss or anything like that, and this will most likely be the only time I ever do anything like this.

So, bulimics of /fit/... how do I vomit self?
>> Anonymous
>>457519
>I need help from any and all bulimics in the house.
I think you're looking for /fa/, not /fit/.

Anyways, to answer your problem, just do HIIT until you throw up. It's that simple.
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>457526

No, I mean something really simple to do that can be done in a matter of seconds. Something that can be done on command, ya know?
>> Anonymous
>>457519
i doubt that thinger down the throat really works. couple of times i tried it (one time for da lulz, and the other on the next morning after drinking) and could not manage the actual act of throwing up, just the spasm without anything coming from my stomach.
anyway as>>457526
said you should try asking that on /fa/
>> Anonymous
>>457541
ufff
*finger
lol
>> Anonymous
>>457519
Not a bulimic, but I fucking love throwing up when feeling really really sick. Doing it with a finger works but doesn't really bring up the gutwrenching amount of your stomach contracting to it's fullest to expel whatever shit you shoved into it.

Basically stick two fingers really far down your throat. There should be this weird protrusion at the front part that if you touch and wiggle will make you gag really bad. Keep going 'til you actually throw up.

Btw, be prepared to look like shit after. Your eyes will be all teary and your face all red from the effort.

What is your 'good reason'?
>> Anonymous
put a shot of really shitty alcohol in your mouth
>> Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2
>>457572

Honestly? There's a PETA protest going on very close by, and I loathe those people with every fiber of my being. A few acquaintances are planning a counter-protest involving a sit-down cheeseburger feast in front of said PETA protest, and I was asked if I'd like to come along.

Seeing how this is PETA and I hate these people in a fashion normally reserved for comic book plots and console fanboyism, I wanted to take it a step further. To put it bluntly and crudely, I want to puke on these assholes' shoes. This is about the worst possible thing you can do to someone without harming their family, and it's not physical assault under Arizona law.
>> Anonymous
>>457543
Macy?
>> Anonymous
>>457519
Drink bleach

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned, and my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned. Drinking bleach is my way of winnin