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How to handle balding. Gunderstank
Hey, I need a way to cope with balding. I'm afraid that I'm gonna end up like Ted here, or even worse: my father. My hair goes a bit past my shoulders, and I kinda want to go longer. Any suggestions?
>> Anonymous
Uh, cut it, you disgusting fuck. Balding men with long hair are disgusting.
>> Gunderstank
>>290206
Remind me to see you in Hell, faggot.

I was thinking about getting hair plugs, or whatever they call it when they take hair from somewhere else on your body and put it on your head. Not sure about it, what with it having a price tag that would make baby Jebus cry.
>> Anonymous
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>>290195
1. shave head
2. squatz
3. ?????
4. Profit!
>> Anonymous
rogaine might work for you
>> Anonymous
One of the simplest piece of advice I can give is to go completely bald. Women say it better completely bald then to have the top missing. But your hair seems extremely important to you so you probably won't take it to heart anyways.
>> Anonymous
Rogaine and similar products suck for anyone with a real life. Now, if you're planning to stay at home and do nothing at random hours of the day, the enforced rogaine schedule might just be for you!
>> Gunderstank
>>290233
You asume I want to have anything to do with relationships. This is laughable but understandable. Most guys who go bald worry about attracting women. For the record, I plan on being single. I just want long hair without my forehead looking like a billboard.

>>290228
I'll think about it, but I'm not one to trust "miracle" drugs of any kind.
>> FTMH
seriously, shave your head

if you are balding, people will notice

and everyone will go "he looks fucking silly and should shave his head"
>> Anonymous
What do you do if you don't have a good head shape? Wouldn't not all people look good bald?
>> Anonymous
It's obvious you have some deep personal problems with your father, he probably disowned you for looking like a hippie douche. That'll be 200 hundred dollars.
>> Anonymous
shave it
>> Gunderstank
>>290280
It's obvious that you stick sharp things in your anus. This probably caused by trauma from your mother breast feeding you until you were 14. Now that you are 15, the pain from being away from her teet can only be diverted by sticking things in your anus. Go die on the toilet.

>>290269
Um... What?
>> Anonymous
It's obvious that you also have rage issues probably from everyone you've ever met in your life laughing at your ridiculous hair. That's another 200.
>> Anonymous
>>290289
Afraid I'll not look like a bald guy, I'll look like a cancer patient
>> Anonymous
How old are you OP?
>> Anonymous
look at when your father went bald in age, when his brother(s) have / your mothers brother(s) & look at your grandfathers.

if all bald by 30 you're fucked.
>> Anonymous
If you go bald make up for it with awesome personality and outgoing dominating social skills coupled with the confidence of a god.
>> Anonymous
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keep bawwwwwwwwwwing unless you want to look like a true bald man, like my good buddy Jason Statham. Male-pattern baldness is in my genes, and when I get it there may or may not be a cure for it, but pssh, I'd rather be a badass like the Transporter.
>> Anonymous
or say it is due to high testosterone levels and you have a penor to make up for the hair loss
>> Anonymous
>>290327
>> badass like the Trannyspotter.

fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>290329
That's not the way DHT works.
>> Anonymous
>>290332
obviously it was just an excuse for OP to use on unsuspecting wimmenz...

yes we all know that androgen sensitivity is different in different people / different for specific areas/receptors, and it is erroneous to generalise.

congrats on not getting it
>> Gunderstank
>>290319
I'm 20, and I've been losing hair since I was 14 or 15. I doesn't look bad, but there is a noticable thining of hair line if you look at a photo about three years ago.

>>290323
The balding is primarily on my father's side, but he doesn't have any photos of himself when until he had me. (Not sure why.) I know I'm fuct if I don't do anything. Hence why this topic was started.

>>290325
I'm not in it for being social. I just want my long, black, curly (Hoping to get it straightened if I don't lose too much.) hair without it looking lame. If you haven't figured it out, I am vain.
>> Anonymous
>>290348
>If you haven't figured it out, I am vain.
Die in a fire faggot.
>> Anonymous
For someone who is seeking advice, you're being a real asshole to people who are trying to give you some.

Don't ask if you can't even get over your insecurities enough to take a response.
>> Anonymous
Propecia. It will maintain your hairloss and maybe even regrow. DOIT
>> Anonymous
>>290408
This is about all there is besides better diet and vitamins. Ill probably have to go on it too pretty soon, Im 20 and starting to get some thinning temples and bald spot. shit fucking sucks.
>> Anonymous
baldness is on the mother's side.

I"m not going bald. just going grey. I own.
>> Anonymous
Any advice on just thinning?
No receding hair line or anything. Hair is just thinning.
>> Anonymous
>>290560
Stress can cause that, and so can a scalp infection.
>> Anonymous
>>290574
that's what I heard too. Stress and/or malnutrition.
>> Anonymous
>>290579
I thought that malnutrition caused the growth of the anorexia hair.
>> Anonymous
>>290560
could be an iron deficiency. reexamine your diet. and stop fapping so much.
>> Anonymous
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i'm 19, thinning out, and my sex life is awesome; my girlfriend loves me uncontrollably, and chances are we'll get married. just accept what you have and work it, and you won't have any problems. oh, and get a bald role-model, STAT. pic related.

in b4 "she'll leave you once you're truly bald" comments.
>> Anonymous
Shave it. That's what I did, and it's the best decision I ever made.

And I started going bald when I was 15.
>> Anonymous
Shave it.
You'll look back later and laugh at how obvious the decision is. Going bald cannot be covered up. Accept the fact and go bald.
>> Anonymous
hair plugs lol.
just comb over no one will notice,
>> Anonymous
you aren't fit to have children, your father was a selfish moron when he had you.
>> Anonymous
>>290717
>i'm 19, my girlfriend loves me uncontrollably, and chances are we'll get married.

In b4 midlife crisis at 25 and inevitable divorce.
>> Everybody going bald needs to watch this. Now. Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Get married _before_ you go bald, like I did. Bitch is stuck with me now, muhahahah.
>> Anonymous
I am 21 and have had thining hair since I was 18. Also since I was 16 I had hair growing and thickening ON the underside of the shaft of my poking part.

Why has the Lord cursed me so?
>> Anonymous
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Pic on left is when i was 15 and pic on right is what my hair looks like now.

You can't really notice it unless you observe my head under direct light but it's definitely thinning. I miss my thick beautiful hair. ;_;

Why did i get the shitty genes of the family?
>> Anonymous
>>290955

Because you're a bad person who insists on masturbating.
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>>290955

Another pic of younger me. You saw absolutely no scalp in that lustrous forest of hair.
>> Anonymous
>>290957

If everyone who masturbated went bald then no one would have hair past their 30s.