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/fit/, I'm gay and I had sex with a guy who was real big (almost nine inches, lot of girth too) about two weeks ago. Every time I take a shit since then, blood comes out. I'm not really sure what happened, how can I tell if I should go to the doctor and have it checked out? I'd be kind of embarrassed to explain the whole thing. Pic related.
>> Anonymous
>I'm not really sure what happened

You had a cock in your ass, bro
>> Anonymous
>>412769

I meant I'm not sure why my ass is bleeding.
>> Anonymous
>>412770
See post 412769 for further information:

>>412769
hahahahahhahahahahahaha.
>> Anonymous
>You had a cock in your ass, bro

This. lol
>> Anonymous
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0/10
>> Phantom !!JtAF/MQUOGs
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>>412769

Fucking epic man
>> Anonymous
Seriously though, I'm wondering if my colon got torn or something.
>> Phantom !!JtAF/MQUOGs
>>412782

Possibly, it's really something a doctor should look at. I doubt anyone on this board is a trained medical professional.
>> Anonymous
>>412788
HOW DARE YOU SIR. I'M WEARING RUBBER GLOVES AT THIS MOMENT I HAVE YOU KNOW.
>> Anonymous
I've done this with too big toys but never had bleeding when shitting for more than 3 days. After two weeks? Either you did something bad or you poop too much/too big.

Fem anon here.
>> Anonymous
>>412788

I'm in medical school, this very moment!
>> Anonymous
I'm posting from the ER nigger!
>> Anonymous
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/fit/, I'm gay and I had sex with a guy who was real tight (almost couldn't get my middle finger in, really clean too) about two weeks ago. Every time I take a piss since then, blood comes out. I'm not really sure what happened, how can I tell if I should go to the doctor and have it checked out? I'd be kind of embarrassed to explain the situation. Pic related.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>412809
You newfags don't make the motivators right. It should read:

A cock in your ass.
That's what happened.
>> Anonymous
>>412807

You have 2 days to live.
>> Anonymous
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>>412813
>> Anonymous
Well I looked it up on wikipedia and it looks like my anal sphincter may have just ripped and the shit keeps opening up the rip as it's healing, I'm going to go get a mirror and check it out.
>> Anonymous
>>412824
Good work anon.
>> Anonymous
Yeah it looks like it's the sphincter, what can I do to get it to heal faster?
>> Anonymous
>>412833
SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
Gentlemen, while I am deeply entertained by this thread, I do believe that we are being trolled.
>> Anonymous
>>412833

Don't shit for a month.
>> Anonymous
>>412833

Ok, I called my doctor, and told him about the whole thing (even though I didn't really want to.) He basically told me it sometimes happens to people who have anal sex with people who are too big for them or take huge hard dumps. After he'd finished blathering on, he got to telling me what to do. He said that:

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
>> Anonymous
solution

make yourself constipated. give your asshole time to heal. tips for this abound on /fit/
>> Anonymous
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>> Xenos
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WOw. Just.. wow. Well, go see a fucking doctor. I've had blood in my stool. I've taken dumps that have torn myself somewhere down there. Also, a life of chronic nail biting doesn't help. Those things don't digest, so it can be like shitting out shrapnel.
>> Anonymous
GTFO faggot
>> Xenos
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Oh and torn tissue could possible lead to cancer. Get ready to have your doctor stick his finger up there. Though considering what you've had up there, it should be easier than for most people.
>> Anonymous
>>412859

I love you so much.
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>>412859
He had a cock in the cartilidge between his nostrils?
>> Anonymous
>>412859

Lol
>Thou hadeth a devil horn in thou septum brother.

Translates to:

You had a cock in your nose, bro.
>> Anonymous
this is now a Don Hertzfeldt thread