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Danger Dogs Anonymous
Sup /fit/

Every morning for breakfast, I have two danger dogs. I've been eating better lately, but I just can't convince myself to give up my delicious danger dogs. :(

In case you don't know, a danger dog is when you get a hot dog, wrap it up in a couple slices of bacon, deep fry it in oil, put it on a bun, and cover it in mayo.

For as long as I can remember, my breakfast has been two to four danger dogs and a couple of cans of Mountain Dew. Sometimes I have a couple for lunch too.

Maybe I should add some chopped up white onion to give it some veggies? What does /fit/ think?

Picture related. It looks kinda like mine, but I use more bacon, and they don't have any mayo on their's.
>> Anonymous
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You-a gonna die.
>> Anonymous
holy fucking shit, enjoy your heart attack and fat.
>> Anonymous
You fat fuck...
>> Anonymous
pig disgusting
>> Anonymous
hi troll
>> Anonymous
>>135087
that sounds so fucking disgusting
>> Anonymous
obvious troll is obvious
>> Anonymous
OP here.

So do I have to give it up or could I just eat better for other meals and make up for it?

I'll at least start adding onions and relish.

I mean it's really just meat...it's not that bad is it?
>> Anonymous
>>135120

it's good protein. Eat moar of it. Also, apply moar mayo, you need the good fats.
>> Anonymous
>>135120
fucking fail
>> Anonymous
>>135120
0/10

On the chance you're not trolling, throw that shit away, onions and relish will do fuck all.
And you can't "make up" for it. Just stop being a retarded fat faggot.

EAT RIGHT
JOIN GYM
DO HIIT
SQUAAATZ
>> Anonymous
>>135121

Yeah, I looked on the bottle and it says it's made with soybean oil and that's a pretty healthy oil, right?
>> Bomb Voyage !5qgTjBuBgU
>>Put it on a bun
>>Cover in mayo

You cover the bun in mayo? Isnt that messy??
>> Anonymous
Danger Dogs are probably much healthier than pig disgusting Oatmeal shit fuck
>> Anonymous
awww mr trollytroll. It's ok, I still love you.
>> Anonymous
>>135131
don't talk shit about oatmeal that's just not funny >:(
>> Anonymous
lol america
>> Anonymous
Actually yes, it has been theorized that raw white onion counter-acts the cholesterol and unsaturated fats in fried food (bacon and hotdogs). It actually acts as a forward "lubricator" for your arteries. So that is fine to eat everyday AS LONG AS YOU ADD RAW ONIONS.
As far as Mountain Dew is concerned the only risk is low sperm count.
>> Anonymous
it's fine. but everyday?
>> Anonymous
lol

DANGER DAWGZ