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Mouth Breathing Anonymous
How do i stop breathing through my mouth, /fit/? All these years i've thought nothing of it but recently i've done some research and found the awful consequences of mouth breathing. I've tried sleeping with a nasal strip and while i can breathe better through my nose, it doesn't stop me from mouth breathing in my sleep.

Help me breathe through my nose like a normal person.
>> Anonymous
Join the Marine Corps.

That fixed my mouthbreathing.
>> K-1 Los Angeles !!mghPGFe4oLM
>>179868

Did you just your asshole pushed in?
>> Anonymous
you can't

your fucked
>> Anonymous
>>179871

... reread your own post, faggot
>> Anonymous
>>179871
>Did you just your asshole pushed in?

Did you mean GET my asshole pushed in? Helped ya with that grammar, bud.

Nope, no assrape. Just pushups in my own vomit.
>> Anonymous
is your nose congested?
>> K-1 Los Angeles !!mghPGFe4oLM
>>179874
>>179875

fags who have never been in the Corps.

sage this shit
>> Anonymous
Step 1. Buy Duct tape
Step 2. Place a strip of Duct tape over your mouth
Step 3. Win
>> Anonymous
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>>179881

What was that?
>> Anonymous
squats and hiit, duh
>> Anonymous
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>>179891
epic win

>>179881
pwnt
>> Anonymous
>>179905

I second this.
>> Anonymous
>>179891
>>179881
flawless victory
>> Anonymous
Bump for lulz.
>> Anonymous
I had a friend that had breathed through their mouth since they were young, the one day she went to the doctors and they found some fuckign weird octopus like growth in her throat that was stopping her breathing through her nose. Now its been removed shes fine.

You might want to get it checked out.
>> Anonymous
>>179905
Or maybe he got trolled. Or maybe you're the troll.
>> Anonymous
>>179863
what exactly are these awful consequences?
>> Anonymous
>>180003

dental problems, slumped posture, weak chin and facial features, oxygen isn't filtered through the mouth as opposed to the nose, snoring and sleep apnea
>> Anonymous
>>179891
HAHA HEY TONY, HOW'S IT GOING?

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, TONY.
>> Anonymous
>>179891
Hhahahaha his name is Anthony

Looks like there's a good reason he's missing the "USMC MS Paint Certificate"
>> Anonymous
a thread with a legitimate problem derailed by faggots
>> Anonymous
>>180012
ive got a deviated septim so i can barely breath through my nose at all and my posture is fine and may chin and face definitely are not weak etc etc are there any real problems?
>> Anonymous
Medifag here.

You don't get problems by breathing through your mouth, the problems associated with breathing through your mouth (sleep apnoea, snoring, etc) is because there is something wrong with your nose, and so you breath through your mouth.

If you're serious about fixing your face, then get a nosejob. That will fix your 'awful consequences'.

The only bad thing about being a mouth-breather is that chances are you eat with your mouth open, you inhale through your mouth as you eat, and that is fucking disgusting and rude and annoying.
>> Anonymous
>>180042
although, i would rather that people who find breathing through their nose uncomfortable would just breathe through their mouth. sitting next to someone going like "HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" as they breathe through their weird constricted nose is annoying :\
>> Anonymous
>>180044

True. I personally hate it when anyone (family, friends, strangers) make constant, unnecessary, unproductive noises. This includes coughing (unproductively), making noises while they eat, and weird breathing noises.
>> Anonymous
>>180046
i don't know whether you're a troll or not, but i actually agree. at like, a concert/meeting, when all you can hear are a bunch of idiots making really weak fucking coughs that don't move any phlegm and are just another way of going "BAWWW I THINK I HAS THE FLU"

RAGE over
>> Anonymous
>>180049

Nope, not a troll. I hate unproductive coughs with a passion. Whether there is phlegm there or not. If they have to cough again in 20 seconds for the 100th time then why the hell cough at all? Just fucking cough that shit up.
>> Anonymous
Figures, some marine fags would come in here promoting themselves saying: "LOL MARINES FIXES EVERYTHING! JOIN 2DAY! HOORAH!"
>> Anonymous
>>179891

This tool is only an E-3, his years of experience have left him salty and wise beyond all comparison. Although I do see a SERE training cert, so good job and a couple of MCMAP certs too. So you can't be all that fucking stupid. Whereabouts are you stationed or did you get sep'd?
>> Anonymous
>>180050
unproductive means there is no phlegm. ie nothing to cough up.
>> Anonymous
>>180058
God no. I do anti-recruiting. But seriously. Basic fixed my mouthbreathing.

>>180061
If you will note the certificate on the far left, that would be my promotion warrant for Corporal. Not that it matters. I was still billetless. Fuck E5 team leaders now.

I was stationed at Pendleton, couple other places. I recieved my glorious DD-214 (honorable) almost a year ago.
>> Anonymous
Fuck! I have this problem too! I have difficulty breathing through my nose and now my teeth are all fucked up. It looks the same as a velociraptor's! And my cheeks are kinda sagging and I'm only 19! Makes me look alot older and fuglier.
>> Anonymous
>>180686
Oh, I forgot to add that because my teeth are protruding out my mouth, it somehow pulled the skin below my eyes away from it making me have really big saggy eyebags and now my eyes hurt like hell all the time as air passes. I use eye drops every 10 minutes or so. It's fucking annoying and I don't have money for braces because I'm poor. D:
>> Anonymous
>>179881
>>179891
Looks like K-1LA's asshole pushed in.

Also, SERE. Don't remind me. Not looking forward to that.
>> Anonymous
>>179863

Habitual use of eyedrops lessens the effect they have on your eyes.

Your eyes have probably become dependent on those eyedrops, so I'd seriously consider an immediate cessation of eyedrop use if I were you.
>> Anonymous
>>179863
This
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterboarding
It'll teach you to keep you mouth closed
>> THIS JUST IN Anonymous
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OPEN MOUTH BREATHING GIVES YOU HUGE TRAPS AND DELTS!
>> Anonymous
Generously apply duct tape to your mouth and the surrounding area. You will now be forced to breath through your nose.
>> Anonymous
I put some normal tape just now. I'm off to take my nap now. Buh-bye /fit/. I hope this will somehow fix my teeth. I doubt that'll happen....
>> Anonymous
>>180787
a thousand hours of MS paint
>> Anonymous
lulz at mouthbreathing causing bad posture

prolly causes spontaneous abortions and pancreatic cancer as well
>> Anonymous
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>>180732
Enjoy land nav and hazing. What branch and MOS? Which one you going to? I went to the Navy's chill-ass one at Coranado Island and Warner Springs. Shit sucked. "Volunteer only" course my ass. I was voluntold.

Pic related. Me right after a week of freezing, starving, and getting beat.
>> Anonymous
Close your mouth.
>> Anonymous
>>181067
Ironically, mouth breathing cures anemia.
>> Anonymous
is all of /fit/ in the marines?
>> Anonymous
>>181369
All of fit in in the marines, does HIIT SQAUTZ, masturbates to venuto on an hourly basis and eats protein shakes with diesel and gunpowder for sustenance didn't you know?
>> Anonymous
>>180794
It worked you guys! But now I just discovered I still suffer from my sinusitis from 2 years ago. It's really hard to breath in my nose. Caused me to wake up every 2 hours trying to gasp for air. I'm going to see the doctor tomorrow to get my nasal passages checked.