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Anonymous
hey /fit/ how do i make my poo nice and hard

i hate it when its all soft and leaves my pooper all dirty
>> Anonymous
vitamin C
>> Anonymous
This is relevant to my interests.
>> Anonymous
Fiber you dumbasses. Go eat a loaf of wheat bread.
>> Anonymous
>>363565
er no
>> Anonymous
FIBER IT MAKES SHIT STICK TOGETHER L2FIBER FGT
>> Anonymous
I've been eating OATZ every day for a month. My asshole has never been cleaner.
>> Anonymous
>>363599
How do you prepare your OATZ
>> Anonymous
>>363624
Boiled, motherfucker.
>> Anonymous
>>363599
I use a Zojirushi rice cooker model NS-KCC05 to prepare steel cut oatmeal. 1:2.5 oatmeal:water ratio. Porridge setting. On the regular setting it will boil over and make a mess.
The machine takes a little over an hour to cook the oatmeal so I put the water/oatmeal mixture in the machine the night before and schedule the timer for the next morning.
I've had it for 2 years now and I get perfect oatmeal Every. Single. Time. Shit is so cash.

This isn't a viral ad and I'm not a shill you faggots fuck you whoever's reading this I'll kick your ass.
>> Anonymous
>>363796
that looks suspiciously like a viral ad you shill
>> Anonymous
>>363796
an hour? what the fuck is wrong with you? put it in the microwave, takes four minutes maximum.
>> Anonymous
>>363796
too long.
instaoats rock my cock.
>> Anonymous
>>363819
>>363816
Ha ha, you suckers have been eating instant.
That shit doesn't even count.
>> Anonymous
>>363845
actually Mr.Dickbutts I eat steel cut porridge oats. And theyre not raw when they come out of the microwave, so enjoy your shitty overcooked oats and zoroshi rice shitter.
>> Anonymous
>>363868

NOTHING WRONG WITH RAW OATZ, COWARD. GO GRAB A GUN AND FUCKING BLOW UR BRAINS OUT.
>> Anonymous
:(
>> Anonymous
>>363889
except they taste like ass and have the consistency of wood chippings.
but if you're too lazy to spend 5 minutes preparing something so its far more palatable, well then....er...good for you.
>> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan
Pussies. Drink Chlorine Trifluoride.
>> Anonymous
>>363916
that shit's for panzies.
try dichlorine heptoxide
>> Anonymous
Take a fat dick in your ass to pack it nice and hard how you like it homotron 5000.
>> sage
>>363944
>>363944
>>363916
>>363916

pussies. try some dihydrogenmonoxide
>> don't know how these things work !H0Jo/BrX82
>>364623
fail joke, fail sage
>> Anonymous
i've got the opposite problem, shit's too hard. hard as a rock that i've made my anus bleed more than once trying to birth the motherfucker. shit was not cash.

i eat oatz every morning mixed with 2 scoops of eas whey. all the extra protein is prob. why my shits so hard.

finally stopped bleeding after a week.
>> Anonymous
>>364628
>>all the extra protein is prob. why my shits so hard.

Bingo.
>> Anonymous
363796 here
I'm eating delicious steel cut oatmeal fresh out of the rice cooker with bananas and skim milk. I have a big penis.
>> Anonymous
Sexy /fit/ femanon here:

Just thought I'd drop in and let everyone know ––

I'M ABOUT TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT.

Thanks so much! <3
>> Anonymous
>>364781
lies. women don't poop or fart.
>> ??????? !M8XKYjs/tE
>>364781
Make sure you wipe thoroughly :)
>> %@$swordy !Sw4xsrAEgk
>>364761
mccanns steel cut irish oats? my favorite!

if your shits are hard and youre consuming whey protein doesnt that mean your body isnt using the protein or does that JUST HAPPEN
>> Anonymous
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>>364796
This kind.
But I hear great things about McCann's. I don't know of any grocery store around me that has it so I think I have to actually import that from the internet.