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Anonymous
Parkour: Do any /fit/izens participate in this awesomeness?
>> Anonymous
you stole that scene from district 13, faggot.
>> Anonymous
it would be cool if every other 12 year old did not think it is easy....and if the cops do not cite you for it....
>> Anonymous
>>385082
big fucking whoop
like OPs gonna try and take a pic whiles hes doina fucking DK
that is if Op isnt a 12 yo
anyways
prkour/freerunning ftw
>> Anonymous
No I do not, because I am not a faggot. I also do not ride a "fixie" or a longboard, and I do not wear gender-inappropriate jeans either, for the same reason. Thank you for asking.
>> Anonymous
only nerds do parkour
>> Anonymous
i can jump on shit, but i dont do parkour
>> Anonymous
In b4 a massive flamewar between people who have no real idea about parkour and freerunning...
>> Anonymous
PARKOUR IS A FAGGOT
>> Nomad
said it before and ill say it again
Only the french could make an art form out of running
>> Anonymous
>>385441
i must admit, i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>385441
too bad its not an art form. its people running and jumping like faggots
>> Anonymous
>>385463
Look, anything becomes an art form if you add faggotry.

speed skating + faggotry = figure skating
calisthenics + faggotry = gymnastics
feeling up girls + faggotry = dancing
>> Anonymous
i think parkour is a pretty cool guy. eh requires crazy /fit/ness and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> Anonymous
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>>385472

this post is brought to you via massive win. as such, a celebratory picture is in order.
>> Anonymous
>>385472
my hero
>> Anonymous
Parkour is pretty awesome, I have friends who do it from time to time.

Freerunning is gay as shit though. It defeats the entire purpose of parkour in the hopes of looking cooler. Well it just looks retarded.
>> Anonymous
Parkour is better than freerunning.
>> Anonymous
>>385472
I love you
>> Anonymous
>>385441

Yes, by jumping of buildings. You sure it's only about running?
>> Anonymous
what the hell is with fit? parkour is awesome.

parkour + kettlebells + gymnastics = fucking Massively awesome win
>> Anonymous
I think Parkour is a pretty cool guy. Eh runs away and afraid of everything.
>> Anonymous
>>385666
I've tested this. I post asking about several different sports every so often.

Apparently /fit/ only likes squats. It's the only thing they can get behind. Everything else is fail in their vision of things.
>> Anonymous
>>385524
Because doing something for fun its not right, i hate that faggotery betwen parkour and freeruning.
>> Anonymous
Faggots are flaming parkour because they simply cannot do it their self, /fit/ equals either fat faggots or faggots who work out and become ugly and big. Which leads to not being able to move around without squashing their balls between their over sized legs because of squats.
tdlr; faggots can't do parkour.
>> Anonymous
you're not a secret agent, or an assassin, or a ninja, and you will never be...
>> Anonymous
OP Here, with a follow up question... do any of you guys actually do it on a regular basis? what excersizes will help? or is it best to just go out and practice all the different vaults and what not?
>> Anonymous
>>386276
No, but it's hella fun and even useful.
>> Anonymous
I think Bruce Lee would approve of parkour. Especially if you knocked out pedestrians who got in the way with flying kicks. And you wore a ninja tshirt. It would be kicking rad.
>> Anonymous
dude bruce lee could own any mma fighter hes just too fast
>> Anonymous
>>386276
I do parkour regularly and its is fucking awesome for /fit/ness. I'd like to see any of these fat faggots do half the crap we do. It's a whole body workout, and dare i say it, might even be better than squats.
>> Anonymous
>>387196

If id even tried something like it... it would probably be like dropping a sack of potatoes out the window.... *Fhadump* <- sound fx of me hitting the ground:D

But it looks mighty awesome thou;)
>> Anonymous
>>385077
no i dont do parkour because it's fucking rediculous
>> I skank to post rock
>>385217
whats wrong with riding a longboard?
>> Anonymous
>>387837
Like your spelling?
>> Anonymous
JUMPAN OVER SHIT~!
>> Anonymous
they shoud do a Mario movie with nothing but a fat guy doing parkour and ridiculous gymnastics

oh man that would rule
>> Anonymous
No because I have a job.
>> Anonymous
>>388275
JUMP THIS SHIT
>> Anonymous
>>387196
That's like saying gymnasts only do gymnastics for their workout.

I practiced Parkour regularly for the past two years or so. If you're not supplementing your practice with muscle training and endurance, then be prepared to either injure yourself or plateau in skill very soon. Parkour is a good workout, but you need to do more than just Parkour to get all the strength benefits out of it.
>> Anonymous
>>388289
FUND IT
>> Anonymous
Yes.

It's not all 12 year old boys trying to impress their friends.

After four years of training, I can run for 10 miles down the street, jumping over every parked car I pass without touching it. Yesterday I climbed up the outside of a four story building on the brickwork.

I'm not being arrogant...I'm just giving examples of the whole new levels of fitness Parkour can take you to.
>> Anonymous
>>388877
cool non-arrogant story bro
>> Anonymous
I'd like to take up Parkour once I've got a bit better aerobic fitness and have lost some more weight. I used to do Gymnastics but I want to do something *slightly* more active and less faggy:P
>> Anonymous
>>387183
God yes he would. Parkour is an ultimate form of instant, repetative adaptation.

He would have a "become da wata" orgasm
>> Anonymous
>>387183
>>387183
>>387183

Just the thought of that is awesome.
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