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Kosher Protein Anonymous
Dear /fit/,

Jewfag here. I have started lifting but jews being jews of course, I can only eat kosher protein sources. I have also recently gone to college, and because my parents want to teach me how to look after my precious jew-gold (lol, I love you gentiles), they're not really supporting me like they used to, aside from paying my fees. So I have some questions I thought you could help me with.

1. Eggs are subject to certain restrictions. What is a good brand of eggs that won't have blood in them (this makes them non-kosher) or do eggs usually not have blood in them anyway?

2. Canned fish is pretty much out, unless it can be garaunteed not to be made with meat broth, anyone help me here?

3. Are there any brands of kosher whey protein? It has to be made with rennet from kosher cows, so I think I'll have to skip this one. My Rabbi couldn't help me here.

4.I won't be able to afford aryan babies anymore, and arab babies are hard to get here in the states. Some of my friends say that nigger babies are a cheap, viable alternative to arab babies, and contain higher quality protein and more nutrients. Anyone have any experience with nigger babies? Are they worth it or will I catch AIDS or something?

Thanks for any help you can give me. Pic related, Goldberg is the Super-Jew.
>> Anonymous
Shut the fuck up and get in the back of the oven jews.

Stop being a fucking kike
>> Anonymous
I can't help you. Talk to your rabbi or something and I bet he can put you into touch with a Jewish nutritionist or something.
>> Anonymous
You won't be lifting any weights where you're going...AUSCHWITZ!
>> Anonymous
>>93314
>>93315
>>93316
OP here. Fucking hell, I come here asking for help and all I get is anti-semetic stereotypes. You people make me sick
>> Anonymous
>>93320
It was probably the gas.
>> Anonymous
>>93320

Fuck you OP, kosher is for fags.
>> Anonymous
Fucking jew. Get the fuck off of /fit/

your people are theiving money hungry hook nosed kikes. i fucking hate kikes.

Go lose some weight by burning it off, jew.
>> Anonymous
/fit/ is for serious talk. Not silly made up rituals.
>> Anonymous
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>>93327
People like you are just poor neo-nazi inbred white trash that envy the fact that we jews have education and a sense of community. Go back to fucking your sister, cletus.
>> sage !jyye8faDxg
why don't you just ask goldberg
>> Anonymous
Seriously jew, the only people that are going to know about your silly jew rituals is another jew, and probably a jew nutritionist.
>> Anonymous
>>93330
but at least we don't have hook noses.
>> Anonymous
1. eggs dont have blood in them
2. try tuna in brine. its just tuna and salt water (when you say meat broth, does that include fish or what?)
3. i dont know. check the label, a jewfag store may help (or search jewgle)
4. you can always just find an aryan bitch and race defile with her. nigger babies are NOT kosher, and you will probably get aids. on second thoughts, its fine and you should tell all your jew friends to eat them :D
>> Anonymous
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Religion is for faggots. especially jew shit.

Isn't it true they don't believe in the afterlife, unless they are some shitty ass new jew who rewrote their Torah to fit them better.

I hate faggots with an imaginary friend in the sky. Especially fucking kikes.
>> Anonymous
>>93309

Quit being a faggot and eat some fucking blood, faggot. What's gonna happen? Jews don't believe in hell anyway.
>> Anonymous
Eat beans, lots and lots of beans. Seriously. Garbanzo beans are the best cheap Kosher protein I can think of.
>> Anonymous
No problem with "nigger babies", but offended at "kike"...

Double standard much?

No wonder anon won't help your bitchass. Can't take it, 4Chan is the wrong place, fuckwit.
>> Anonymous
Why the fuck do jews follow their shit if they don't believe in hell?

It's the biggest fucking retard religion of them all.
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>>93336
At last, a serious answer that isn't filled with racist bile. Thank you anon. Regarding 4, my friends have said that they're slaughtered kosher or you can just buy them off the parents and slaughter them yourself. There are no Kosher supermarkets in my area. I'm in New England, can anyone tell me where there are concentrations of niggers around here so I know where to go to buy some?
>> Anonymous
Also, all eggs are kosher as long as there is no blood spot on the yolk. All you have to do is crack them into a glass and look at them before you use them.
>> Anonymous
>>93343

Typical jew double standards. The holocaust never happened. And if it did, Hitler didn't finish the job.
>> Anonymous
JUDAISM IS THE MOST STUPID PILE OF SHIT OUT THERE.

OH HAI WE HAVE SMALL DICKS AND HOOKED NOSES AND DON'T BELIEVE IN HELL. LETS STILL FOLLOW SOME STUPID BULLSHIT RULES, EVEN THOUGH WE GAIN NOTHING FROM FOLLOWING THEM SINCE WE DON'T GO TO HELL ANYWAYS.
>> Anonymous
Lame troll is lame. 3/10.
>> Anonymous
stop following the arbitrary rules of some millenia old religious book, wanker
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>>93356
Go fuck yourself. Aryan and Arab babies have been a staple food of my people when you fucking gentiles where still living in mud huts.
>> Anonymous
Omg, real jew-fag here. I just saw this thread and you people make me sick. I can't believe that someone, even on 4chan would come up with this sort of evil crap. This is precisely the kind of thing that doomed millions of innocent people to brutal deaths in the gas chambers. You people are all fucking disgusting, if I had my way all you motherfuckers would obey the squat commander
>> Anonymous
>>93366

Too bad the holocost never happened.
>> Anonymous
>>93366
>>93369

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>> Anonymous
>>93350
Nah, I think he's done quite well.
Only a couple of people have realised.

They must be retarded jews to be this retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>93382
Yeah, you might think this shit is funny. Laugh it up. It's really funny and edgey and smart and cool. But I grew up jewish and I have had to deal with this every day of my life. Do you know what it's like to grow up hated for no other reason other than the fact you're a certain race? You think the niggers have it hard? Well, I am jewish and I can tell you that I obey the Squat Commander
>> Anonymous
>>93392
last time i checked, wasnt a jew a person who believed in the jewish faith?...wouldnt that make u a hebrew or something?
>> Anonymous
Jews are retards prove me wrong.
>> Anonymous
NOBODY LIKES JEWS.
>> Anonymous
Why doesn't this Jew Goldberg has peyes?
>> Anonymous
>>93403

you are a cocksucker.
>> Anonymous
stop being a jew

why do people even fall for this religious bullshit?
>> Anonymous
Explain to use non-Jewfags what kosher is and we can help you out.
>> Anonymous
well, since ur parents aren't around all the time to watch u, it really depends on whether u want to be that strict with yourself in terms of food. i've known muslims who eat pork, so if things get difficult, why not eat non-kosher food?
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FUCK JEW
>> Anonymous
Die you jew kike.
>> Anonymous
i just put the oven on. jews, get in line!
>> Anonymous
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Forget all this crap and just do some JEW SQUATZ!
>> Anonymous
Stop following stupid arbitrary rules.

i.e. stop being jewish.

YO! PROBLEM SOLVED!