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HELP Anonymous
Hey /fit/ i need to pass a drug test in the next 3 hours. the last time i smoked weed was 3 days ago and i'm already drinking a lot of water, and taking vitamin B. is there anything else that could help me?
>> Anonymous
haha you're fucked
>> Anonymous
how close do they watch u?
>> Anonymous
Sorry dude, it's genetics.
>> Anonymous
>>315393
/thread
>> Anonymous
>>315400
not at all i think.
>> Anonymous
DO SOME SQUATZ!
>> Anonymous
>>315411

Keep it close to the body, like taped to your armpit if you are able to take a piss o your own using the excuse i cant go when someone is looking. Failing that, tape it to the inside of your leg/crotch to keep it at body temp, doesn't always work but it needs to be fairly warm when they receive it.
>> Anonymous
get clean piss,smuggle it in your undies, keep it body temp, but also be sure to actually piss in the toilet and piss on the seat too for that little bit of extra authenticity!
>> Anonymous
>>315414

The only hint I'll give you is that it's a hollistic form of body cleansing which dilutes the THC in your urine so much that it becomes undetectable.

And, no, it's not the same as just drinking a ton of water. The specific method I'm talking about can be made in your own home, actually, but I'd be betraying an unspoken hospital staff rule if I gave it up.

I will say that me and a couple of nurses are religious potheads and we pass every piss test. The only problem is if you work some kind of insanely strict government job that decides to go for the DNA hair follicle weed test, which traces back THC in your system for the last six or seven years.
>> Anonymous
whats your bmi index. if you have lots of fat. good luck

also, make sure you pissed at least once that day before pissing in that cup
>> Anonymous
>>315431

Don't worry, you're Anonymous. Is it cranberry juice?
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
As sick as it may sound, the condom trick is probably the way to go. Get a friends piss in a condom, get him to fill it up enough for a reasonable amount, put the condom on and tape if needed (enough to be swimming in your dick, very important). Attatch a small pair of nal scissors on a piece of string near your crotch, when asked to take a piss, you simply cut a small hole in the spunk trunk and let it flow out. Your crotch/dick should have kept it warm enough to pass for someone elses.