Things you shouldn't say in the gym
"Hey bro, are you done yet? I need the squat rack to do my curls."
nice glutes man
"Yeah put 100kilos on""UNGHTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFF"...FUCK YOU WOGS! waste my gym space.
light weight babybut you should always, ALWAYS sayain't nothin but a peanut
yeaa buddyyyy
"dude you never go past parallel, it's bad for you"
"So how about we meet up in the locker room for casual buttsex?"
>>306615"I'm focusing on abs today to lose fat around my stomach">>306621also what machine is this? I see it at my gym. Is it a type of deadlift?
I like your penis.
Chicks who say STOP STARING AT ME when they come half naked to the gym christ what did you expect
it took me a minute to understand the relevance of op's picbut then it hit like a sack of bricksand i lol'ed
>>3066440/10Fail. Read OP's post again fgt.
>>306647>>306644underage b& maybe?
i'm a homosexual who loves anal sex
>>306660Giving or receiving?
hey babe, does this workout towel smell like chloroform?
squats? Dude, you shouldn't do those, they're bad for your knees. Trust me, its push-ups, crunches, curls and low intensity cardio for me all the way. LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!
HUUUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHah, that's better. Guess i'll just leave this little sweat patch right here to show everyone just how hard i've been working out.
Yeah I'm almost done....12..13...14.......46...47...48
>>306641shrug machine
"hey man nice abs""hey man love your chest""hey bro nice strong legs"
hey man you're lookin nice and hard
>>306688I've heard girls talking like that at the gym before, "Come on, just 20 more reps!">>306684HUUUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHah, that's better. Guess i'll just leave this little sweat patch right here to show everyone just how hard i've been working out.That's not the worst. I 'd rather wipe down a sweaty machine myself that have to wait while the jackass in front of me drenches EVERY SINGLE PART OF THE MACHINE with cleaning solution. YOU JUST NEED TO WIPE YOUR SWEAT OFF.
listen up. take your ass into the clinic and ask your doc. why the fuck would you ask a bunch of "LULZ SQUATZ" meme shitbags? I don't get this. It's like the "OMG, my friend just drank bleach, whtashouldidonow?" Call poison control, asshats.
>>306742wut?
>>306742I love that you put that in the wrong thread.
do these effectively hide my thunder?
*fat guy looks at what weight you're doing ... adds 10KG* "hi" *does 1 rep then victoriously goes away"
>>306956
>>307045"I'm his spotter""missed a spot"
>>306956I don't get it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsh_JSX2pkY
"Nice penis"
>>307062Tobias: Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
Being male and asking another male stranger to spot you. FUCKING FAGS, LEAVE ME ALONE
>>307464you belong on 4chan
>>307481you belong on 4chan?I wouldn't say that anywhere, let alone a GYM.
>>307464are you fucking seriously that homophobic? yea, you do belong on 4chan.
>>307464asking another male to spot you is something you wouldn't do at the gym?Furthermore, you think that's homosexual behavior?0/10
I SPOT NO ONE.I'M TOO BUZY DOIN MAH SQUATZ IN DA CURLZ RACK
"Holy shit theres fat guys here"
>>307464Yes, because I'm going to ask a little girl to spot me when I'm benching 300 pounds.