Hey /fit/, what everyday household object makes a serviceable vagina substitute?Pic only related b/c it looks like a penis to me.
your dog's asshole.
as a part time farmer i can tell you that mellons, in season, picked out the the field in the afternoon where they have been in the sun all day, make an awesome cunt.
replace ur blender blades with rubber glove, fill blender with cottage cheese.
I knew this guy that would stick his dick in a grapefruit. Maybe you should look into citrus.
>>55811Might as well fuck a bottle of Listerine.
buy a fleshlight if you are that fucking lonely. then kill yourself.
cut a slit in a Nerf Football, and lube the inside.
Put a banana in the microwave for a few seconds so the inside goes warm and mushy, then cut off one end and go to town.
rolled up pair of sock, latex glove, rubber band to hold everything, and you're good to go.why is this thread here in the first place ?
Try making love to Mother Earth, just dig a hole in the ground, use a little water for lubrication and go to town. Just a thought.
>>56026HELL YEAH, FUCK THE WORLD!
>>56026dickants.jpg
a wife
radiator hose, just don't get one fitted in an auto parts store.