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Anonymous
Sup /fit/. I need to get a medical certificate. What are some easy to fake/self inflict illnesses?
>> Anonymous
symbiotic bat that gives you superpowers
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
Chronic pain.
>> Anonymous
depression
>> Anonymous
>>470894
You mean seizures from overheating 80's power armor.
>> Anonymous
>>470926
Not that easy, I tried it once. Had to make two sesions and study the right answers for a Rorschach.
>> Anonymous
Coffee overdose fucks you up pretty bad and is hard to trace.
>> Anonymous
This seems like the right place to ask. How do I give myself fever?
>> Anonymous
Sciatica
>> Anonymous
>>471855

eat soap
it's really bad
and will give you fever
doc should give you some bedtime days

don't eat too much or you'll really need these bedtime days