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Anonymous
/fit/,
I need your help to fix myself. 6'2", 155lbs, light brown hair, dark red/light brown facial hair, light yellow teeth/small gaps in upper row, freckles, glasses, inability to tan.

I want suggestions for the following:
Weight I should get to
Best way to whiten teeth/best braces
Sexy haircut/facial hair
Clothing
Anything else you think I should look into

I would have gone to /fa/, but your opinion is more important.
>> Anonymous
In before SQATZ
>> Anonymous
We aren't miracle workers. Maybe you should take up your complaints with Mendel.
>> Anonymous
contacts, brightening strips or w/e they're call for teeth, and pretty much everybody who is in shape looks good (at least by America's standards), so SQUATZ. Also, try to ditch 4chan, this place is very negative and will not help you.
>> Anonymous
Not expecting miracles, I'm not ugly just unkept. After a little work I may be able to leave this place...
>> Anonymous
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6'2? 190lbs-200lbs of muscle

See a dentist

Short hair + no facial hair or satan goatee

clothing, look at the pic
>> Anonymous
>>169158

Yes, you are ugly. You're a pale, skinny freak with stained teeth, RED FUCKING FACIAL HAIR, glasses, and gaps in your teeth.

Nothing about you is attractive and nobody can fix you without surgery. Genetics at work.
>> Anonymous
>>169171
Hmm, I just died a little inside... thank you.
>> Anonymous
>>169173

If you feel the need to prove me wrong, post a pic and I'll be honest. But just by your description, you're not an attractive person, sorry. It's even worse if your hair is curly. Shoulda asked God for those Germanic or Italian genes.
>> Anonymous
>>169177
I was hoping not to post pics. Does anyone else want to see? I'm not really insecure, but a truly negative response will more than likely change that...
>> Anonymous
>Weight I should get to

stop asking this question you could be 200lbs but look good because it's all muscle, you can also be 200lbs and look fat and chubby. Use a mirror not a weighing scale.

>Best way to whiten teeth/best braces
Have money/insurance? Go to a damn dentist. If not use those whitening strips.

>Sexy haircut/facial hair
You're an idiot to let other people decide what you want to be. Just use what looks good on you and reflects your personality. If you're really desperate post you fact on /fa/ and ask them.

>Clothing
same advice as above

>Anything else you think I should look into.
>light brown hair, dark red/light brown facial hair, light yellow teeth/small gaps in upper row, freckles, glasses, inability to tan.

are you a ginger? don't tan it looks dumb on gingers. Also get contacts. 90% of people look better with contacts than with glasses. I use Acuvue Clear. They're fucking awesome I put it on and don't take them off two weeks later when I replace them with new Acuvues (yes, you can sleep with them on).
>> Kung-FU !!yKQtbs254kV
you sound like you have the lowest self esteem on earth

You should start lifting weights, your self esteem will go through the roof
>> Anonymous
>>169194
hey at least he doesn't have a 2 inch penis
>> Anonymous
>>169191
Everyone seems to think I hate my own opinion which is not true. The truth is that I have spent a majority of my time in my room and wouldn't know where to begin improving myself in today's society.
If I wanted to continue a solitary existance I wouldn't have asked such a silly question, but with the world in it's current state I need some rules brought to my attention before I play the role of some one socially inclined..
>> Kung-FU !!yKQtbs254kV
>>169198

hahaha yeah thats something to be happy about :)
>> Anonymous
>>169187

I don't purposely give anyone a negative response to make them feel bad, but I'll be brutally honest because you really need to accept whether you're less attractive or not. Whether or not you let it GET to you is your own choice. You just have to accept reality, though, and that reality is that about 70% of the people in first world countries are just "regular looking", 20% are fat and/or ugly, 5% are about a seven out of ten, and the other 5% are LOLHOTTIES.

Of course, I have no idea how your face is structured and how your freckles look on you. My initial suggestions would be to get low maintenance contact lenses that you change every two to three months, shave because you have a terrible color of facial hair, and brush your teeth three times a day with a good whitening toothpaste and stop smoking if you do smoke.

Freckles, well, lots of people have them. They're only ugly if they're really dark and cover your entire body. Inability to tan isn't that much of an issue, I'm the same way, I just go from red to burnt with no other results. I get almost tomato red from like 30 minutes of direct sun exposure, but it's part of my genetics and I learned to dress to accentuate my paleness.

As for haircut and clothes, hard to make suggestions without having seen your body. I will say that clothing should be a self-expression. Go dress in the colors that you like and enjoy it. I mean, shit, I enjoy bright colors like yellows and even pinks and I don't care what anyone says about a 200 pound male wearing a possibly feminine shade of yellow. It's what I like and it makes me feel confident in myself when I dress to my own specs.
>> Anonymous
>>169210
this.

http://guide.wellcultured.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

you can thank me later
>> Anonymous
>>169231
Thank you.
Everyone else can die in a fire.
>> Anonymous
>>169242
You're cool too. That looks like what I was looking for mostly.