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Anonymous
http://www.suicideforum.com/bdc/index.html
What'd you guys get? I got an 81. I'm trying to gauge whether I really do need to see a doctor.
>> Anonymous
>>393858
Dang, tough questions. "Loss of motivation." Does that mean I was motivated at some point? "Plan for harming myself." Who could read that line and not make one up?
>> Anonymous
i'm borderline severely depressed

what? fuck
>> Anonymous
I got a 60. I'd say thats close to accurate these days.
>> Anonymous
I got 14. heh.. ok.
>> Anonymous
7.
>> Anonymous
Only 60.

Phew. That's like 40% undepressed, rite?
>> Anonymous
45.YAY?
>> Anonymous
I got 66.

May have been higher but i'm too tenacious to kill myself so the last box was all 0s.

Still, what? I thought i was normal in that everyone is miserable.
>> Anonymous
46
moderate depression

to be honest
id say im way worse
i feel horrible and ugly
>> Anonymous
64, guess im in severe depression.
>> Anonymous
Got a 3, guess my life is better than all of yours.
>> Anonymous
5, cheer up faggots.
>> Anonymous
59. While it's hardly an accurate gauge of severity of depression, no surprises there.
>> Anonymous
14
wut. I am not that depressed
people need to come to terms with the fact that life is not an unending series of success after success. Life is fighting tooth and nail so that maybe, someday, if you're lucky, you can do something really cool and say to yourself "I am happy"
>> Anonymous
30/100

Moderately. It's good to take things in moderation so I'm good.
>> Anonymous
"burns" is clearly a doctor who wants to prescribe lots of pillz.

then again, i think we're all mature enough to know that an online quiz is no black-and-white indication of ANYTHING... right?
>> Anonymous
I got a 27. I'm not taking any of my medicine any more. I think it is more sleep related than anything. When I get good sleep I feel good.
>> Anonymous
I got 100

What do I win?
>> Anonymous
>>393967
A gun.
>> PopularTripfagMaybe
Is OP J.Dilla?
>> deleted
81 sweet oh ya doctors suck the life outa ya quiker than a 12-guage get some fresh air get some sex get some good weed and get the fuck up in this mother fucker.
>> Anonymous
75...
>> Anonymous
2. and that was stretching it... what am i doing on 4chan?
>> Anonymous
5, lol
>> Anonymous
If you didn't get a 4, WTF ARE YOU DOING ON /fit/? Everyone on /fit/ should at least answer 4 to the question "are you concerned about your health"...considering all of the healthy people we have.
>> Anonymous
24...not too bad i guess
>> Anonymous
50. this is more like a self pity meter imo.
>> Unnewfag
I got a 10... I don't belong here... Although I don't get why I'm "unhappy" just because I feel discouraged and hopeless...
>> Anonymous
>>394027
I think they meant in a negative way, like are you concerned that your sick or worried that you'll catch weird diseases.
>> Anonymous
92..
>> Anonymous
Hahaha, depressed cunts. I got 5. I own.
>> Anonymous
25

The test is fucking bullshit. Everyone has worries, don't they?
>> Anonymous
yeah more or less this is bs. i scored a 23. i would say im mildley depressed but i know that depression is apart of life. you go up and you come down. the way life is. work on realizing that shit. no one person doesn't ever get depressed at some point in their life.
>> Anonymous
41

Some of the symptoms the test asks you about could easily be due to a different mental condition than depression, like schizotypal or something.
>> Anonymous
89 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>> Anonymous
>>394140
>yeah more or less this is bs. i scored a 23.
It's a measurement of the severity of your down spell Anonymous.
>> Anonymous
51 - And I have improved a lot.

It's not that im unhappy, I just feel completely alone.
>> Anonymous
86, fuck yeah!
>> Anonymous
29. ;[
>> Anonymous
52, oh wow. Although I am unhappy with my life.
>> Anonymous
4/100
>> Anonymous
85/100

;_;
>> Anonymous
Owow 85.

Fuck this I'm going to smoke another bowl.
>> Anonymous
so for the suicidal thoughts question, ive thought about killing myself, but would never actually do it.

By saying ive thought about it i mean, questions like, what would life be like without me, who would be affected, what would they do?

Not like "baaaaaaaww it will make everything better"

so how do i answer that? is just thinking about what would happen if i did kill myself make me suicidal?
>> Anonymous
teehee i got 69
>> Anonymous
42/100
>> Anonymous
36. moderately depressed.
>> Anonymous
86/100
EXTREEEEEEEEEEME DEPRESSION
Actually, I'm diagnosed bipolar I, so it's more like EXTREEEEEEEME INSANITY
>> Anonymous
50...hmm
>> Anonymous
76/100

But I already knew I was depressed, surprising to see it's "extreme" though.
>> Anonymous
18
>> Anonymous
7/100
>> Anonymous
ITT: unreliable self-diagnosis