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Relationships Anonymous
Let's face it, you're going to be single for the rest of your life. How does it feel seeing all these beautiful women and knowing that you'll never be able to meet them and have sex with them?

How do I beat depression? 22 and havn't had a gf for 5 years.
>> Anonymous
i would rather be single. i get to fuck who i want when i want, and when i come home i don't have to hear a bunch of bullshit. girlfriends are overrated.
>> Anonymous
>>365827
You don't really understand the meaning of 'single', do you ?
>> Anonymous
>>365828
do YOU?
>> Anonymous
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>>365828
single for me means i'm unattached. single for you means you're desperately lonely. enjoy your crippling depression.
>> Anonymous
Idiot. Get off 4chan.
>> Anonymous
BBBBAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

BAWTHREAD, BAWFEST... baww... baw
>> Anonymous
hey bro if you just want sex you shud buy a ho.
>> Anonymous
one word, hookers
>> Anonymous
I haven't had a GF ever, never even had my first kiss, and i think the fact that i never experienced having sex, or something along those lines, i simply don't care. I never had a GF and im not depressed about it, i seek comfort from my right-hand, stop being a whiny bitch OP
>> Anonymous
>>365839
I don't think you have a gf. Enjoy your han...oh wait.
>> Anonymous
>>365833
Let met put in simpler terms:
single means you aren't in relationship. If you have sex or dating someone, even for a one-night-all-fuck-out-session then you ain't single.
>> Anonymous
>>365842
i spent one day with a girl, was I married that day?

fucking tard
>> Anonymous
>>365843
No, you weren't. 'Mariage' involve wedding, a church, rings and stuff.
>> Anonymous
Nah, I could get pussy if I tried enough. I get attention from girls time to time even without making the first contact. It's just that I'm afraid of secks... Being a virgin at the age of 19.
>> Anonymous
>>365842
wtf? that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard. no wonder you're single fag.
>> Anonymous
do you even need to ask? MOAR SQUATZ WILL SOLVE ALL
>> Anonymous
There are plenty of other lonely people. Half of them are female. The only difference between your situation and their situation is they don't complain like a bitch.
Try crying yourself to sleep or something
>> Anonymous
>>365849

I guess I'm the only one in this thread that got his meaning. 'Single' in this context means out of the game, out of the loop, so ronery, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>365849
I have eaten more pussies this year than you have hit keystrokes on a keyboard your entire life. Yes, I have.
>> Anonymous
>>365861
>>365827

INTERNET SWINGERS
>> Anonymous
>>365846
why afraid of sex? because of pimples on your dick? because of a fat belly? get it fixed or work on it and stop making excuses man or i will find you and hammer u
>> Anonymous
i'm 20 and haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years, mostly because i don't want one. girlfriends take up time, physically and mentally demanding, money, right now i don't see how the benefits (sex) outweigh the costs.

it's just how I feel, at this point I don't even want a fuck buddy because that's a waste of time. I plan to have children when I'm around 40-45, by then I will be probably be done exploring the world by then.

once you figure out getting a girlfriend/wife or having children isn't the only thing you can achieve in your life, life becomes a lot better
>> Anonymous
>>365875
I haven't had a girlfriend/sex in ten years! 28 here! Beat that, punk!
>> Anonymous
I spend my days fucking an imaginary girlfriend. I'm set for life.
>> Anonymous
>>365879
31 and hadn't pussy for 6 years now.
HAHAHA, oh god I'm mad.
>> Anonymous
>>365839
was the same for me, which actually helped me when i finally got a gf. i love her, but the thought of being alone for the rest of my life never really bothered me when i was single either. and that attitued somehow shines through, and she loves me despite me being somewhat of an ass.
>> Anonymous
>>365883
Oops, when I say no girlfriend, I mean no sex of course. Not even making out (yeah well, okay 5 years ago I kissed one).
>> Anonymous
>>365884
or maybe because of it. if its one thing that throw girls off its being an asshole, as they dont expect anything else than you worshipping their asses
>> Anonymous
>>365865


good luck trying to catch me fatty.

Also, nothing wrong with me. Awesome looks and body. Dick size average. I'm just afraid that I fuck up somehow etc. Dunno. It's just like that...
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
So my gf came over yesterday...
>> Anonymous
>>365886
>>365886
>>365886

why don't you fuck whores? do you have a fleshlight?
>> Anonymous
>>365894
Morality, self-esteem, pride.. stuff like that I guess. And then what if I fuck one ? What would it change ? And what conclusions would I make if it changes nothing ? Don't really want to know.
But I made a fleshlight once with a pringles can!
>> Anonymous
>>365840

"I don't believe you have a hand. Enjoy your disability" would have been better.
>> Anonymous
LOL


Gorgeous girlfriend, going to get married, good looking, big cock, etc.etc.

Enjoy your fail.
>> Anonymous
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I couldn't get a gf then went to Asia and used inverse racism to get lots married, kid etc then found it wasn't for me.

/fit related pic included
>> Anonymous
>>365839
I think it's more likely that you haven't tried to, because if you don't try you can't fail.
>> Anonymous
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>>365875

rationalize it all you want, you're still a lonely nerd
>> Anonymous
oh, yuo guise
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>365935
OMFG TROLL
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
ITT Internet tough guys
>> Anonymous
>>365921

wut
>> Anonymous
When I do squats at the gym I actually cry.

Not because of the pain but because of being so so alone...
>> Shawn Eater
>>365950
LOL. WHAT.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>365950
Squatz is all you need.
>> Anonymous
>>365954

Thanks m8

Packing my training bag right now...
>> Anonymous
I luv this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>365954
SQUATZ IS NOW I GET OFF
>> Anonymous
>>365950
>>365950

made me lol a little, i see it... some guy squatting and crying a hilarious sight

but i feel ya buddy... so ronery ;_;
>> Anonymous
RAPE IS THE ANSWER, it also gets you fit !
>> Anonymous
>>366566
THE ONLY SOLUTION
>> Anonymous
>>365817
>you're
>I
Why are you trying to drag the reader into your shitty life,OP.
>> Anonymous
i'm 22 and haven't had a girlfriend in 22 years
beat that
>> Anonymous
i have a fiancee gtfo
>> Anonymous
I'm 24, haven't had a girlfriend or sex in 4 years. It's made me even more of a misanthrope than I was before. But now I'm at uni with tons of hot chicks and I can be charming if need be, plus I'm handsome as fuck, so I think I may well get lucky this year.
>> Anonymous
>>366614
oh yeah? i'm omniscient and i've been single since i came into existence and created you. So fuck you.
>> Anonymous
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i could get a girlfriend if i actually enjoyed being social, i remember a girl asking me out in high school and i said no because i was "busy", later that night i went home and played video games all night.

pic related, its the story of my life, except add in obsessively working out since 17(almost 20 now) and going to college.
>> Anonymous
>>366726
fear of intimacy
>> Anonymous
>>365817

Goto college you cock bag.

attend a frat party. start a conversation about NOTHING to a drunk chick and dance with her for a bit until she's tired. then invite back to dorm and she'll be practically begging to get fucked. because college is full of whores that only come out when they're drunk.
>> Anonymous
>>365817
i beat your record. a perfect 22 out of 22 here, going strong.
>> Anonymous
I consider myself lucky. Something about me makes girls ask ME out. I've never had to ask anyone out in my life.
>> Anonymous
OP youre a loser. youre 22 years old and worrying about girls and shit. what the fuck do you do for a living? trust me when i am 22 ill be done with school with a decent paying job getting money and fuckin partying. GET YOUR FUCKING LIFE TOGETHER FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
I've had a girlfriend for 5 years, so I can't relate.

But one thing I do know is that people are not meant to be put on pedastils and idealized. Men who look up to women are destined to remain children. A woman wants to look up to her man... She can't do that if you're a whimpering faggot who laments not having something as shallow as "a hot chick." Women should do things for your rather than simply looking good. You're a man faggot, quit worshiping sluts like a hetero-homosexual. Women use sex appeal to emasculate and challenge you... Look for a good woman, not a whore.
>> Anonymous
>>366864

Hmm, this is true-- I observe the girls in my class turning into drunk-sluts. Unfortunately, I don't live on campus. Fuckkkkkk-- and I fucking know they're into me. I don't want a relationship, that's not hard...I want a no-feelings fuck-buddy. Any tips on how to one-night-stand without the "night"?
>> Anonymous
>>366877
22 and done with studying? Yes, I would like fries with that
>> Anonymous
>>366886
Don't pretend that you're looking for a girlfriend. Let any female who shows interest in you know up front that you're just looking for a good time.

Pretending that you already have a girlfriend sometimes helps.
>> Anonymous
>>366886


If you have to ask, you will never learn.
>> Anonymous
>>366886
roofies
>> Anonymous
>>366892
Well, yeah, but just how do you make your intentions clear? "Hey baby, I don't want any sort of platonic relationship-- I just want to fuck...you?" Fuck me for being an intellectual.
>> Anonymous
21 here, mildly attractive and very fit. never had a relationship except for one incredibly awkward attempt at an online relationship when i was 15

how does this makae you guys feel?
>> Anonymous
>>366900
superior
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
- Mais qu'est-ce que tu as /fit/ aujourd'hui ?!
- J'ai que les hommes me dégoûtent... Vous ne pensez qu'à ça !
>> Anonymous
>>366899
Yea, something like that. "I'm not looking for a girlfriend, I just want to have fun"

You will get rejected a few times before you find a woman who is looking for the same thing.
>> Anonymous
>>366886

Loser just because you're off-campus doesn't mean you cant go to campus for "thirsty thursday" and fuck bitches. Last friday some girl invited me to a party and by the end of the night I was in her pants without even suggesting anything. Good thing I haven't talked to her since. I supposed I'll call back eventually.
>> Anonymous
bump for more baaawww
>> Anonymous
its your fault. get yourself together.
>> Anonymous
>>366880
THIS

seriously...so many people put the opposite sex up on a pedestal and almost fear them...its sad really for those who can't realize the truth that every other human being on the planet is as nervous as you are about the opposite sex...even if they seem "so confident"
>> Anonymous
31 year old virgin here. Lol. Also, schizoid.

I'm not cut out for a relationship of any kind, and neither are some of you. It's a lie that there's someone for everyone. Find something else to do, hopefully constructive.
>> Anonymous
>>367489
> It's a lie that there's someone for everyone

I don't believe this.
I don't want to believe this.
>> Anonymous
Its strange that Ive been in a serious relationship for 5 years and I wish I could be alone.
>> Anonymous
Just got married last weekend. Enjoy your fail-life while I fill my life with happy moments and children.
>> Anonymous
>>367565
that sounds like death. Enjoy your fat wife and slutty daughter.
>> Anonymous
op, i was in your position, but then i posted mah number on /b/ and a hot chick in my area code called me up and we started seeing each other.
>> Anonymous
>>367568

My wife is Japanese: thin and sexy. This is /fit/, brah, not /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>367574
it's a trap!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>How do I beat depression? 22 and havn't had a gf for 5 years.

How do I beat depression? 22 and havn't slept with a girl for 5 years.

And I just flew 5000miles to see my friend get married..
>> Anonymous
>>367585
She will be a fat load after you get married. Thats what marriage does, chances are you'll commit suicide. how sad for you.
>> Anonymous
>>367603

I'll just get a new one in that case. Problem solved.
>> Anonymous
I'm black so whenever I so much as even make eye contact with a girl outside of my race a cop tackles me from out of my sight and handcuffs me.
>> Anonymous
>>367607
stop being so rapey looking
>> Anonymous
im 28 and have never touched or talked to a woman.
>> Anonymous
>>367565
Can I be the guy who fill your wife's holes that you don't fill ?
>> Anonymous
Oh look another fail/BAAAAWWW-infested relationships thread on /fit/.

C'mon guys:

1- Depression? You have no excuse to be depressed. Sorry...it's ENTIRELY up to you whether or not you want to be in a deep blue funk. Believe it or not, life can be fucking awesome. Pick up an art, play music, learn photography, read a book, WRITE a book...once you discover that there's so much to life you'll never know why you were depressed in the first place.
>> Anonymous
>>367903

Continued:

2- Afraid of talking to girls? Afraid of rejection or intimacy? Well guess what...SO ARE THEY. They're humans just like you are. For god's sakes get off the computer and learn to become an effective communicator. You'll find it easier to make friends, which in turn will allow you to learn more about people, which in turn will help you become extremely comfortable and confident around anyone...including super-hot females. Protip: confidence and approachability rank MUCH higher than muscles and appearance with girls. Femanons can confirm this.

It's not so hard. Just have the guts to get out of your way and earnestly try to become a better. well-rounded person. You'll never know what the hell was wrong in the first place.

Good luck, anons.
>> Anonymous
>>367585


Haha wow enjoy your money hungry whore japanese chicks change completely after marriage.
>> Anonymous
>>367568
Fat sumo bitch, I bet her pussy smells like tofu.
>> Anonymous
LOL
>> Anonymous
>>367903

Likely one of the best post I've read on this shit box.
>> Anonymous
>>365835
TROLLFEST!
YYYAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
ME GONA GO EAT SUM FAT KHRISCHANS UN SKWOT!
>> Shawn Eater
>>367956
I know right. You're just randomly browsing /fit/ and then you stumble upon this.
>> Anonymous
>>365839
I dont think you have a hand. Enjoy your girlfriend faggot
>> Anonymous
Acting confident even if you're not is the only thing you need to do for success.

I'm a very good actor, I have different personalities for different people.
>> Anonymous
>>367908

women aren't human.
>> Anonymous
>>368028
Trying to do this.
>> Anonymous
Did you beat depression, OP ?
>> Anonymous
I just always imagine to be one of those women.

oh shi-
>> Anonymous
Why doesn't the bitch in OP pic move her hands? I keep starting at it, waiting for her to move her hands, but she never does.
>> Anonymous
>>365879
>>365883

oh god, 20 and havent even kissed for 3 years. and i was thinking i should be a priest. you guys better have some prostitute