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Anonymous
Meth will make me lose my fat... right?
>> Anonymous
Yep
>> Anonymous
how does that work?
>> Anonymous
>>185787Meth will make me lose my fat... right?

yea, and yer teeth too
>> Anonymous
>>185789
the only thing you end up eating is your own hair and feces
>> Anonymous
Seriously though. I've become fatter than Tom Green. I don't have a life because I'm ashamed to go outside. Since I never do anything I have no social skills. Since I have no social skills and am fat I'm terrible in job interviews, so I get no monies and remain in my parents basement. My life is shit already, meth would get me moving.
>> Anonymous
>>185796

enjoy your shithole of a life.
>> Anonymous
Meth will probably make your life worse.
>> Anonymous
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You're looking for a fast way to get you're life on track. NOTHING will kickstart your life turning around other than you. Drop the anime, the gaming and the fast food and start losing the weight, once you look respectable try job interviews again, once you get a job, talk to your workmates. Shit like this isn't easy but you've just gotta be resolute. If you reply to this with an excuse, then you're setting yourself up for failure.
>> Anonymous
>>185801
This kind of basement dweller is the kind of person who BUILT 4chan you faggot. If there were more of him we wouldn't have fucking IRL failraids like we do now.
>> Anonymous
>>185817
Ah, yes. That's it. I must quit the internet. It's the only way. Thank you. Goodbye.
>> Anonymous
wtf why am I still here?
>> Anonymous
Okay, for real this time. Bye.
>> Anonymous
>>185828
I'm not saying that the internet makes you fat cuntface. I'm saying time that could be spent improving your life is being spent on redundant self indulgence and when you're as dissatisfied with your life as you asking if crystal meth will help you lose weight then yoOH FUCK I'VE BEEN TROLLED.
>> Anonymous
>>185836
OP here.

Not a troll just apparently a massive vagina for failing as hard as I have. I've tried working out and all that shit and actually got some pretty impressive results but then proceeded to play videogames and fuck up all over again. Now I'm just lazy and say fuck it, or get really embarassed while at the gym looking at the people who've watched me break my back doing cardio and shit only to remain the same gelatinous cancer ball I was when I first entered the damn place. I'm just always hungry even when I'm full. And I live with a group of fucking fat rednecks who own 7 jars of peanut butter and other delicious shit for me to consume. I just need to somehow get away from here. I might have to join the army. -_-
>> Anonymous
>>Meth will make me lose my fat... right?

Cutting fat off your guy with a machete will also work. It is also about as advisable as using meth as a weight loss aid.

I am a socially inept loser but I managed to land a decent middle class job that affords me a nice residence, vehicle, spending cash, etc. If you have any real marketable skills then being socially inept shouldn't matter as much. Sure it is harder to negotiate for pay raises and shit like that but if you have the skills they'll pay you to do the job.

I am 33 years old and have always worked since I was 16, being a social retard never stopped me. The reason you don't have a job is because you are either stupid or lazy or both, it has nothing to do with your lack of social skills.
>> Hankatola !!09SbK9m7bBh
Leaving the internet forever isn't normal.
>> Hankatola !!09SbK9m7bBh
BUT ON METH IT IS
>> Anonymous
>>185845
Before you do anything rash like signing up. Give yourself ONE LAST shot at doing it yourself. You really can change yourself immensely if you just have the willpower, and willpower isn't something you're born with, it's something you give yourself. Count your calories, don't go over the limit you set yourself by even a single one. The only reason you are where you are is because you've let it happen. As long as you can physically move, there is NO excuse.
>> Anonymous
>>185866
>>185866
holy shit, now that you mention it... that is exactly the way I did it last time. I just ate a 400 calorie breakfast and set my calorie cap to 200 for each one of my 4 meals after that. It wasn't even that hard either.
>> Anonymous
>>185823

I was talking more about once he does meth, if ever.

Theres no real going back at that point.
>> Anonymous
>>185873
Then try again. If you fuck up, punch yourself in the dick and keep going.
>> Anonymous
Thank you Anonymous. There is no possible way I could fail now. I was resolved on beating Cho's high score if I'd hit 20 and were still overweight. Shit won't be an issue any more.

It seems all fatties lack are organizational ethics. Plan a little bit and set rules and the rest becomes easy.
>> Anonymous
>>185895
Or perhaps it just seems easy in retrospect, idk.
>> Anonymous
OP is a nigger
>> Anonymous
Dude, just be funny. People like funny fat guys.
>> Anonymous
>>185925
Yeah, it's true OP.
>> Anonymous
meth will make it easier to stick to a 0 calorie diet, however
>> Anonymous
>>185789
You're too hyped to eat or drink or function normally.

So, in other words: you're too busy being high that you just don't eat. The drug doesn't make you lose weight, not eating for 3 days does.