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I fucking hate this fucking shit ass country (USA) and I fucking hate this fucking shit ass state (Kentucky) and I fucking hate this fucking shit ass town (Winchester.) Everyone is fat and ugly and inbred and smokes. Nobody works out. There are no fucking sidewalks for people to walk on. There are no street lamps for safety. We have a total of three gyms. One is the YMCA, which I will never support because I'm a fucking atheist and they want 400 dollars a year. One is pretty cool, but in a shitty neighborhood. And the other is a fucking CURVES (I fucking hate fucking Curves with a passion - you don't want to be stared at bitch? then wear some fucking CLOTHES god damn it.) All that space for Curves being used up by fat housewives who will never amount to shit physically because they go home and make a salad with bacon bits and ranch dressing.

And the people who don't do drugs and probably live a somewhat healthy lifestyle are all baptist retards, or even worse, evangelical fundamentalists. As I said, I am a fucking atheist, I cringe whenever people say things like "It was a miracle" or "God bless you" after a sneeze. I don't need the invisible god's protection from the invisible demons trying to enter my body through my nose. Fuck you.

I cannot find a fucking gym partner here worth a shit. I am fucking sick of it. So I'm joining the Navy.
>> Anonymous
Remember what they say about being in a submarine. 100 men go in, 50 couples come out.
>> Anonymous
You'll regret it.
>> telephone !!57pqLsdJ+wx
people say "it was a miracle" when you sneeze?
>> Anonymous
>>63464
I've done a lot of shit I regret. I've thought it through, and I'm not only taking the job in the Navy as an escape route, I'm taking it to better myself for my future and to push the boundaries of what I've always expected of myself. I am joining for the discipline which was always strangely lacking in my military household. I'm sick of the fucking excuses I give myself as to why I don't do shit properly if at all, and I'm sick of all the easily prescribed medications for illnesses that are nothing more than poor self-esteem and willpower.

Everyone who joins the military not knowing what to expect will regret it. You join for college funding? HA! Good luck finding the time or even an empty class when overseas. Joining to see the world? You are simply a fucking moron.

Join because you want grown men shitting down your throat and you want to learn to enjoy it. Join because you are already a worthless piece of shit and nothing but grueling physical and mental challenges will make you rise above.

Don't join to make your parents happy. Fuck them. If you aren't happy then you won't last.
>> Anonymous
>>63443

Lol this is probably the worst (lol'ing) excuse to join the military...what are you thinking.
>> Anonymous
>One is the YMCA, which I will never support because I'm a fucking atheist

You know the YMCA is a Christian organization pretty much only in name right?

It's like calling the government of the United Kingdom a Christian Fundamentalist Theocracy

They're as close to being a
>> Anonymous
>>63520
I had to make it /fit/ related somehow. Also, I've either got the Navy or nothing else right now. Fucking civilian world? Bunch of uptight pussies who could do with a bit of anal rape with no lube. I want to be mentally anally raped without lube, and that is why I'm joining the Navy, to get my shit together.

I work better in a structured environment. I feel better too when I know my days are planned out hour by hour and minute by minute. I work better, harder, faster, stronger when under pressure.

I am a high-intensity pressure cooker on the back burner with very little heat, and I hate staying that way. It's time to add some fucking flame to get my game on point.
>> RSI guy !HjbWRiSTJ.
I've been to the YMCA for a whole summer. There's not a god damned trace of Christianess in there. Just some nice people working out. No bibles, lots of atheists. Just go already and I'm not reading anymore of your tldr rant. Well there might be Christians THERE, but you have to ASK them, and shit. man up.
>> Anonymous
How about OP buys a bar, a bench, a pair of dumbells and weights?
>> Anonymous
You get pissed off when people say God bless you after you sneeze? Sheesh, lay of the roids, I'm detecting some rage.
>> Anonymous
>>64661
Only reason I want a gym partner is for spotting so I don't kill myself. And I like to have someone screaming in my face that if I don't lift these weights I'm a fucking pussy. I figure I could get the same from a drill instructor.

Already have necessary equipment. Hell, I even have chalk. But not one of my friends wants to work out with me. No stranger does either. I mean, I know I'm a channer but I think I'm likable enough to put up with for a couple hours a day as we lift weight.
>> RSI guy !HjbWRiSTJ.
>>64668
Pay them.
>> Anonymous
>>64649

I agree. I used to work out at a YMCA when I lived near one and I never was approached by any Christian non-sense. I know it has Christian backgrounds/focus, but that doesn't mean that I have to pray when I work-out.
>> Anonymous
>>64668
Or put up an add in your local paper.
>> Anonymous
Ah hah, so you're one of those asshole atheists who are about 5 times as annoying as even the most suffocating christian.
>> Anonymous
OP, your obvious problem is WINCHESTER.. for fuck's sake just move down the road to Lexington.. it's shitty as fuck here, but at least it's a degree more civilized
>> Anonymous
>>63517
oh boy you're fucked and the Navy is not going to solve your problems.
>> Anonymous
>>64699
No, I'm not one of "those" elitist atheists, I'm just an asshole in general. If you want to say bless me after I sneeze then I will tell you to your face that there is nothing needing to be blessed and no one to do the blessing. If you do ANYTHING wrong according to my standards I will call you out on it. It has nothing to do with being an atheist and everything to do with caring piss-all whether I hurt anyones fucking feelings when I tell them their god is imaginary WHEN THEY PROVOKE ME TO DO SO.
>> Anonymous
>>65102
I know. That is a part of the problem. But I already have a mortgage on my house and I'm not willing to put it on the market yet. At least if I join the Navy I won't have to sell it right away. The market sucks right now and it would likely take me 8-12 months to sell it at a decent price.
>> Anonymous
>>65109
I'm not looking for the Navy to SOLVE my problems. I'm going into the Navy so _I_ can solve my problems... whatever fucking problems you think they are since you know me so well.
>> Anonymous
>>63443

GOD BLESS YOU!
>> Anonymous
>>65136
Well that's not the solution either.

A drastic life change is something you have a very good chance at regretting later.
>> Guil
>>65151
Some people don't do drastic changes because they are afraid of what will happen, then look back and think "god I wish I had done this sooner, or done that when I was younger"

If the man thinks a drastic change would get him back on track then I'd say go for it, you can always go fuck a guy and get discharged if anything
>> Anonymous
>>65159
Great backup plan. Care to join with me on the buddy system?
>> Guil
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>>65162
Only if when the backup plan comes I'm the top

But seriously I've considered it myself, I have family in the Navy and an Uncle who's a Master Chief retiring this year. He's so fucking set, he gets his Navy retirement, and he was just a reserve (he did his tour in Iraq), and he gets retirement from working at UP (Main US railroad company)

To think he claimed Bankrupt about 20 years ago or something.

For the reserves for the past 3 years or so he goes off to train/work about 4 times a year. Before that was Iraq, and not sure of what he did before that. And he gets every travel cost paid for and etc. It's not that bad really.

I'm sure it was worse when he was a lower rank though. But when you make Chief it's pretty much easy street. The guys trying to be chiefs after that are pretty much your slaves, do all your work for you etc. Hazing that they don't call hazing, but anyway good luck bud

Don't fuck anything up if you go or you'll pretty much be fucked on moving up in the ranks. I have a cousin who was teaching a class or something, met up with one of his students and he was about to make Chief- now he never will, and was forced to live on base for 2 months or something. I don't think they could even really prove he met with her, the girls roommate told on them (lol)

I'll get back to you on that buddy system thing.
>> Anonymous
>>64667
amerikkans say "God bless" after they sneeze?
haha. AHAHAHAHA
>> Guil
>>65183
Yup only "Amerikkkans"
gb2/b/
>> Anonymous
Gesundheit.
>> Anonymous
>>65183
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Shitting your pants about stupid people makes you stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>65218
HURR HURR YOUR LOGIC IS UNASSAILABLE.

0/10.
>> Anonymous
OP is an angsty teenage kid.
>> Anonymous
everyone in this thread has been trolled.