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Anonymous
My mother buys these magazines bi-monthly (inb4 underage B&, I'm 18)

Circle EVERYTHING wrong in the magazine cover.
>> Anonymous
Jesus Christ, did they have to use an exclamation mark for EVERY sentence?
>> Anonymous
Problem 1- Every sentence ends in an exclamation mark.

Women are stupid.
>> Anonymous
No wonder middle aged stay-at-home moms are so stupid.
>> Anonymous
May 5? Are you a time traveler?
>> Anonymous
>>94439

BEHOLD, IT IS I, JOHN TITOR!!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>94452
OH FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK
>> Anonymous
>>94429
no underageb&, this isnt an 18+ board you idiot
>> Anonymous
>>94466

HAHA, Oh wow.
>> Anonymous
>>94477

Shut the fuck up.
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- Blue background + Purple T-shirt = FAIL
- Too many different font families are used. I counted at least ten.
-Busy as FUCK. How the hell are you supposed to get information from it?
- No eye direction, no organization, no real order of importance.
- All copy is very crowded.

That's what I can come up with off the top of my head. Overall, though, it's just plain shit. Whoever made this should be dragged out into the street and shot.
>> Anonymous
Actually, the whole site is 18+, the change in background colour means its safe for work or not.
>> Anonymous
>>94482

HARHAR!
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>> Anonymous
>>94539

Isn't the limit like .2 pounds a day?
>> Anonymous
I laugh at those magazines in publix whenever i see them. I make sure everyone around can here my disapproval of the bullshit diets and paradoxical ideas expressed in the covers(note the "Eat yourself happy" and the "lose weight" bullshit on there. Trying to catch every housewife's eye."

Fucking dogshit magazine
>> Anonymous
1. encourages eating disorder! you cannot eat your way to happiness, that creates the whole concept of a comfort food and BOOM you're 350 fucking pounds.
2. 1lb/day for 5 days = 6lbs? maybe in this poor idiot's dream world, but really its probably based on the use of a diuretic diet, curbing sodium and stuff. I mean, you have normally a max of 10lbs water weight if you're a woman. Kinda dumb. Losing water not fat.
3. Gramma-nazi is angry... RAWR
4. "Fabulous Hair!" oh my dear lord it was written by a fag. like, totally, fabulous.
5. This is like the tabloid of fitness magazines. If your mother needs a good fitness magazine that may actually encourage her to read stuff, have tasty recipes, and be healthier, tell her to start reading "shape" or the like. Those are legit, as opposed to this silly nonsense.
>> Anonymous
Lessen stress, cook faster, loose weight and look good. Same fucking song and dance. Never changes. If they really found the cure for all that shit they wouldn't need to roll out new solutions every month.

I agree with>>94482. Design layout is utter shit. The model is lost in the background because of the clothing and further hidden by text.
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Here's another issue

I lol'd so hard at the "is your HOUSE making you FAT?"
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>> Anonymous
>>94566

"Why you NEED more pizza!!"'

What a fucking crock.
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>>94566
Eat at Subway and Pantera!
>> Anonymous
EVERY WEEK THERE IS SOME SHIT ON THE COVER ON WEIGHT LOSS.
EVERY FUCKING WEEK.
EVERY FUCKING WEEK!
>> Anonymous
>>94573
That...that lady is fucking CREEPY looking
>> Anonymous
>>94542
it's 0.5%bodyfat per day, gobshite... learn2body-composition
>> Anonymous
>>94576

Needs more vespene gas.
>> Anonymous
So. Much. RRRRRAAAAAGGGGEEEEE