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Anonymous
Ok /fit/, this is going to sound pretty silly but i'm 100% serious and I really need help.

A few weeks ago, my butt started leaking a small amount of fluid. I don't know what the fuck. It's a very tiny amount of mooisture, but it makes my butt and around me smell of shit. I end up having to take 2 showers a day to keep the smell away, and it's getting annoying as hell because I thought It would just stop.

It didn't. No, I did not shove any dix up my butt, or anything remotely of the sort. It just started on it's own and I have no idea what caused it, and I don't know if it's just a symptom to something else.

Please, send help :(
>> Anonymous
That's called swampass. You get it from having a sweaty ass.
>> Anonymous
The sollution is easy, get a close friend to place a bar of soap (any brand) inside (nice and deep) of your anus.
If problems persist, signs point towards AIDS.
>> Anonymous
Op here

Good god my ass is sweaty, yet its stupidly cold here and I hardly move around. I'm somewhat fat but it's not like i'm sweating all the time. Ugggh i can actually feel the moisture collect.

Thanks though, I'll look into stuff to counter this.