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Anonymous
/fit/ i need help!
i was jackubating last night and was tryign to figure out new stuff
i tried rubbing my hands back and forth similar to if you were trying to make a clay snake during art class
i didn't look down till i came (porn) and there was a bunch of blood and my urethra was sore as shit and bleeding

now, the next day, my urethra hurts to touch, and it burns like a fucker when i pee.

how should i remedy this?
>> Anonymous
any ideas?
ointment of some kind?
>> Anonymous
I think your penis is infected with termites.
>> Anonymous
you can:
a. goto a walk-in clinic.
b. stop masturbating till it heals.
c. continue masturbating till your dick falls off.

p.s. if you anything like pus, i think i would pick a or c.
>> Anonymous
Wait for it to heal?