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Seeking relationship advice on 4chan (lulz.) Anonymous
Throwing this in /fit/ for lack of a proper forum:

My name is David. I'm 22 years old and I like going to the opera, listening to world music (gypsy/balkan/russian folk mostly) and playing the Accordion. I also dress clasically without looking cosplay. I do not own a television, an ipod or a car.

Why am I telling you this? Because I've got a major problem. I have a certain type of girl that will show interest in me, more so than most "mainstream" girls. Looking at my girlfriend CV I see a few similarities: They're all highly intelligent, academical, alternative (Not in the piercings, tattoos and noise music sense. That shit is so mainstream its laughable.) border line anorexic or another eating disorder of some kind and my favourite quality of them all - suicidal.

I only seem to find out about the negative traits about 6 months into a relationship. Or it suddenly dawns on me that she's a psycho a week after she moves in with me.

My current girl threatened to commit suicide last night and says she'll hang herself if I break up with her. Same shit, different girl.

What the fuck is wrong with me /fit/? ;_;

tl;dr I keep hooking up with Patricia Bateman.
>> Anonymous
>>I keep hooking up with Patricia Bateman.

lol'd

I have had plenty of those in my time Anon, I feel your pain. Best to just stone cold walk out on them and keep looking. She'll manipulate you every step of the way if you stay.

If she does hang her self, don't feel guilty.
>> Anonymous
I also once had a girlfriend who constantly threatened to kill herself. She was extremely emotionally fragile, and was always seeking confirmation. She simply couldn't stand it if she were ignored, even though she was never particularly unique or extroverted or outrages or even talented.
Whenever I got back to the apartment after work, she'd be lying in bed with another overdose on sleeping pills or the like. The first time it happened I flipped out, called an ambulance, called her parents, called all my friends. She was released the next day, and we had a long talk. She said she felt neglected, and poured her soul out about her supposedly tortured childhood.

Well, it didn't stop. She'd do it again, and again, and again. Every few weeks or so I'd come home to her mumbling into her pillow with pills theatrically sprawled across her night-stand. She'd love our little talks, and having the whole of her friends and relatives trying to work out the cause of these actions.
Me? I worked it out. Did she really want to die? No. She wanted attention. So one night, I payed full attention. Instead of rushing to the phone to call an ambulance I went into the kitchen and got a chair. I sat and watched her. I watched her for thirty minutes or so until she turned around and looked at me. She gave me a blank look at first, but as the minutes rolled by she soon realised I wasn't going anywhere. I wasn't going to get the phone. Her eyes widened. Fear, even full of pills it can still be felt. I smiled and watched. She fell asleep.

It was three hours before I called an ambulance.
>> Anonymous
>>344051
I actually read through all this bullshit and the fact that I only 1 hour ago finished the original novell American Psycho I have to say.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE. Patrick Bateman is not like that FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> Anonymous
quit being a pussy who likes opera and "world music"(whatever the fuck that is) and stop playing the accordion. Dumb yourself down, buy a tv, and a car and quit dressing "classically" don't refer to people in general as "mainstream". when you start classifying people then you start looking more like a pussy.(except for niggers. you can call them niggers)
In conclusion, from your description of yourself i would say you are probably homosexual so maybe jump aboard the dude train and quit worrying about girls.


also break up with your girlfriend, but give her a rope when you do it.