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Anonymous
WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MOURNING I JUMP OUT OF BED STRAIGHT THROUGH MY WINDOW INTO A POOL OF FREEZING COLD CAT PISS RUN THROUGH MY NEIGHBORS FENCE AND FIGHT THEIR DOG UNTIL ONE OF US IS UNCONSCIOUS THEN I RUN BACK OUT THE GATE AROUND THE BLOCK AS FAST AS I CAN UNTIL MY LEGS ARE BROKEN FROM THE FORCE OF RUNNING BARE FOOT ON ASPHALT AT WHICH POINT I COLLAPSE ON THE ROAD AND DRAG MYSELF BACK HOME USING MY TEETH THEN I EAT SIXTY POUNDS OF UNTHAWED CHICKEN BREAST THEN SET MYSELF ON FIRE TOO COOK IT AND RUN BACK OUTSIDE TO WORK PUNCHING MYSELF IN THE FACE EVERY STEP I TAKE
>> sasuke
live fast die fast
>> Anonymous
AND THEN I PONDER WHICH EASTERN-EUROPEAN COUNTRY I SHOULD ANNEX NEXT. WHILE DOING SQUATZ.
>> Anonymous
>>300342hurr durr communist suck lets buy the conservative propaganda about socialism being evil.
>> Anonymous
>>300345

nigger who the fuck is even talking about communism
>> Anonymous
WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND THE 'LARM LETS OUT A WARNIN' I DONT EVER THINK I'LL MAKE IT ON TIME BY THE TIME I GET MY BOOKS I GIVE MYSELF A LOOK I'M AT THE CORNER JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE BUS FLY BY ITS ALRIGHT CAUSE IM SAVED BY THE BELL IF THE TEACHER POPS A TEST I KNOW IM IN A MESS AND MY DOG ATE ALL MY HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT RIDING LOW IN MY CHAIR SHE WONT KNOW THAT IM THERE IF I CAN HAND IT IN TOMORROW IT'LL BE ALRIGHT IT'S ALRIGHT CAUSE IM SAVED BY THE ITS ALL RIGHT CAUSE IM SAVED BY THE ITS ALRIGHT CAUSE IM SAVED BY THE BELL
>> Anonymous
>>300249
No offense, but that sounds like a pretty lousy workout plan. What the hell are the squatz? Where are the curlz 4 da gurlz? Where are the deadlifts?