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>>198001
>>So I basically have to take a knife to them? Dammit I was hoping there would be an easier way. Any pills or shortcuts I could take that would kill them permanently?
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK!?
>> Anonymous
>>198196
Why the fuck would you want to get rid of your balls
>> Anonymous
Oh god i nearly fainted the whole time reading this.
>> Anonymous
My scrotum literally tightened up from reading this shit
>> Anonymous
Then you might not be able to stomach this: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/do-yourself-guide.php
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>198246
Was it serious about the shovel? I just glanced at it and that doesn't make any sense.
>> Anonymous
i cried.
>> Anonymous
I unconsciously put my left hand over my balls protecting them from an invisible syringe.
>> Anonymous
>>198246

I vomited. Thanks.
>> Anonymous
Why the FUCK would you want to kill perhaps the secret manliest part of the body!?
>> Anonymous
>>198386

HAH, i permanantly wear a jockstrap, so i'm in no danger.
>> Anonymous
wat.
>> Anonymous
You should try /b/ sometime.

Whereas this is like reading a script, /b/ will provide you with a full color manga.

Also lollerballs.
>> Anonymous
I have an erection.
>> Anonymous
Someone post that pic of the guy cutting off the tip of his penis.
>> Anonymous
wat
>> Anonymous
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>>198611
>> Anonymous
FUCKIN SHIT!
>> Anonymous
1. why the fuck would you do that?

2. what the hell do you do next? (you can't pee any more, it's an open wound.)
>> Anonymous
>>198196
Thanks OP, I'm the one who posted the quoted text. I'm going to do some research on this, this may be the method I use.
>> Anonymous
>>198649
WHY
>> Anonymous
>>198650
Because I'm asexual, and don't want in any way to be a sexual being. If I had my choice I would have been born like a Ken doll. Having this bubbling sack of disgusting procreation juice attached to me is terrible, think if you had some kind of ugly blood sucking parasite attached to you and it occasionally raped you. That is how I feel about my testicles.
>> Anonymous
>>198652
Wow dude, you're pretty fucked in the head. Get yourself checked out.
>> Anonymous
>>198653
It's simple, I don't want to be a sexual being but nature made me that way. So fuck nature, I'm doing what it didn't have the guts to do. Imagine if you had some huge guy following you and screaming at you to fuck a lot of guys (or whatever gender you're sexually attracted to) and he occasionally raped you if you didn't fill your quota. As an asexual two parts of my body are in constant conflict with each other. The way I see it it's no different than cutting a cancerous tumor out of my body.
>> Anonymous
>>198654(or whatever gender you're sexually attracted to)
Sorry, that should read "or whatever gender you're NOT sexually attracted to"
>> Anonymous
>>198654
Your genes shall be purged, just as evolution planned.
>> Anonymous
>>198652
GET YOUR BALLS SURGICALLY TAKEN OFF THEN DON'T DO THIS SHIT GAHHHHH MY BALLS HURT NOW THANKS
>> Anonymous
>>198659
I'm not going to pay some old guy to fiddle around with my balls and probably masturbate while remembering it. I'm going to do it myself.
>> Anonymous
>>198652
congrats, asexuality doesn't work that way - being fucked in the head does.
>> Anonymous
>>198666
Some men were born to be women, some women were born to be men. I was born to be neither woman nor man. It's as simple as that. Testicles cause me nothing but grief, so why does wanting to get rid op them make me fucked up?
>> Anonymous
>>198668
bad idea, your balls have other functions besides producing sperm.
Producing hormones especially.
Fuck with your balls and you shall become a fat Eunuch.
>> Anonymous
>>198661
You are actually fucked up, you know this right? Really. If you're not a troll, then you are completely fucked up. There is something extremely wrong with you. Go see a shrink, please.
>> Anonymous
>>198671
It's only a serious issue is you're castrated before puberty. I'll have less testosterone, but that's not a big deal for me.
>> Anonymous
>>198672
What part of me is fucked up? I have an organ that is detrimental to my quality of life. I had my tonsils removed when I was a kid because they were doing the same. What's so great about balls?
>> Anonymous
>>198668
there's a big difference between being a transsexual and being fucking insane. some people might not think so, but there is. op or who the fuck ever this is, get some help. if you really don't want balls then get them surgically removed. MOTHER OF JESUS
>> Anonymous
>>198680
Go to a vet and say you are a cat that needs to be neutered.
>> Anonymous
>>198680
Because it's not actually detrimental. Everything detrimental about your testicles is cause by a problem in your brain. There is nothing physically wrong with your actual balls, and if your brain worked "correctly" then there would be no problem. But "correct" isn't always the best. Is there anything wrong with gays because they don't follow the norm? No. What's really wrong with YOU is that you're going to kill your balls BY YOURSELF.
>> Anonymous
>>198685
>>198687
I don't want people toughing my balls. It's disgusting on a level I can't even describe.
>> Anonymous
>>198680
If you're not trolling, please go get some mental help. It is not normal to want to cut off a fully-functioning part of your body (unless you're a trap; that's different.) Please go talk to someone, OP. You're only making it worse for yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>198692
Besides, if OP's method works it might not be an issue. I'm not at the point where I'm going to take a steak knife to them like I was before.
>> Anonymous
>>198699
Why is everyone else so attached to their balls? You can't keep them forever, they're stupid throwbacks to a fucking primitive time. We won't need them soon.
>> Anonymous
WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR BALLS LOL
>> Anonymous
>>198703
You better be trolling. It's not just that he's killing his balls, what he's doing is masochistic.
>> Anonymous
>>198715
I'm not a masochist. The idea of another person touching my balls, is so disgusting I can't even describe it. But I'm going to do it in a way that minimizes pain and disfigurement. I'm not insane, I just want my balls gone.
>> Anonymous
>>198717
If you don't want anyone to touch your balls, don't let them. Is that the only reason you're trying to cut them off?
>> Anonymous
>>198717I'm not insane, I just want my balls gone.
Does not compute.

P.S. Truly insane people believe that they are sane, even when they obviously aren't.
>> Anonymous
>>198728
Not exactly. But they are connected.
>>198731
I want someone to tell me why their testicles are so important to them. They're like a diseased appendix for me. I don't need them and they are detrimental to my quality of life. Tell me why they are so important to someone who doesn't have sex?
>> Anonymous
your whole point for living is to reproduce offspring, so by cutting off your balls you might as well just kill yourself
>> Anonymous
>>198740your whole point for living is to reproduce offspring
For an animal. I don't consider myself an animal. I can make my own purpose. Since when did evolution become the new Christianity? Dictating people's purposes and morals?
>> Anonymous
>>198742

Jesus fuck are you ignorant
>> Anonymous
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>>198742
>> Anonymous
My point is that humans have the power to dictate their own destinies. Evolution is nothing, it's not some kind of guiding force, it's and observed phenomenon where an organism slowly adapts to it's environment. Why do people put it up on a pedestal?
>> Anonymous
>>198747

NO U

Ever heard of an is-ought fallacy? Just because that's how it IS doesn't dictate that's the way it OUGHT to be.

Go take a freshman philosophy course before trying to debate with educated people.
>> Anonymous
>>198737
It isn't so much the importance of testicles. It's the fact that you want to remove them (by yourself, without medical help no less) and don't think that maybe there's something wrong with YOU rather than your balls.

Seriously, quit trying to rationalize your irrational behavior and accept the fact that you have serious problem. And that problem is in your head, not your testicles.
>> Anonymous
>>198740
lolwut? what about gays or infertile people?
>> Anonymous
>>198761Just because that's how it IS doesn't dictate that's the way it OUGHT to be.
The sad thing is that so few people realize that. Thanks for putting it so much better than I ever could've, more-educated-than-me anon. Seeya /fit/, and thanks again OP.
>> Anonymous
>>198766
WHAT ABOUT INFERTILE GAYS
>> Anonymous
>>198768
zing!
>> Anonymous
>>198765
>>198737

imo it is the importance of testicles. If you get rid of them you will have abnormal amounts of testosterone build up. To cut a long decription out of this you will grow breasts and quite probably suffer from considerable rage attacks; more so than roid users...

these are 2 of a list of fuckloads of drawbacks.

but hey chop them off and you will have the benefit of being quite unique. sort of in a negative way though because the lack of testicles and stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>198196
Troll-lookin boy
>> Anonymous
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>>198742
>> Anonymous
Your testicles aren't useless. The part of you that is useless is your brain. Dictate your own destiny by killing yourself instead.
>> Anonymous
I find the idea of a guy without balls kinda hot.
>> Anonymous
Cool.
>> Anonymous
>>198737

Jesus Christ, you're a deluded moron. Testosterone keeps you young, provides drive and energy-- as well as regulating mood. If you were really asexual you wouldn't have *any* sexual desire, despite your balls. Go see a doctor ASAP and get on some meds *before* you decide to do something drastic and irreversible.
>> Anonymous
I hope this guy gets raped, bukkake style.
>> Anonymous
>>198246
WHAT.
>> Anonymous
>>198834
>I find the idea of a guy without balls kinda hot
>guy without balls

First ff, that's not a guy. Second, he has no sexual desire anymore, so he'd find you entirely neutral.
>> Anonymous
>>199085

That's not true at all. A) Aesthetic attraction has nothing to do with sex drive, he will still find people to be hot or ugly based on his preferences. B) Being castrated doesn't remove your sex drive, it just diminishes it. You can still orgasm with no testicles because that's based on manipulation of the nerves in the penis and his body will instinctively cause a spasm in the penis muscles if enough stimulation is applied, though he won't ejaculate at all.
>> Anonymous
I guess castration is like the number one most performed self-surgery procedure. That's fuckin crazy.
>> Anonymous
>>198765

It doesn't mark it as a problem, it marks it as body dysphoria, which isn't always considered harmful by psychotherapists and psychologists. It may be repressed gender identity disorder, which certainly doesn't make someone wrong, sick, or some kind of freak.

You've no right to tell people what they can and can't remove from their body or add to their body if it's going to make them happier. Maybe a man with a penis wants breast implants, maybe a woman with a vagina wants a penis, maybe a fat person wants lipo and a tummy tuck, maybe someone with acne scars wants laser surgery, etc. If the cosmetic change makes them a more emotionally secure person, why should you be telling anyone that it is wrong to do what they desire?

I don't disagree that he should seek therapy first and, if he chooses, to have this procedure performed safely by a professional, but there's nothing openly wrong about it.
>> Anonymous
>>199094
I'd imagine he'd get some sort of phantom scrotum symptom from that, though.
>> Anonymous
>>199106

It could be anything from being transgendered and unable to afford surgery to having had emotional trauma inflicted upon the person by a strong male figure, thus resulting in the viewing of male genitalia as some kind of weapon...or anything in between.

Is it so crazy that people are actually different than you? A guy in Syria is probably thinking of a typical white American male like you right now and cursing you for being what you are, but that certainly doesn't make him right for not understanding cultural differences.
>> Anonymous
>>199112
AHAHA oh shit, phantom scrotum. Does it wear a purple skin tight suit and goes around punching people?
>> Anonymous
he'll still ejaculate, most of the stuff in semen comes from the seminal vesicle next to your bladder. his semen just won't have any sperm in it.
>> Anonymous
There are a dozen reasons not to damage your reproductive organs. AT THE LEAST, talk to a mental health professional and your doctor.

To be honest, shit's ridiculous. You can reduce your libido some other way. And most people can STAND someone else touching their junk. Even as a tranny, I can stand someone else touching my junk. Being asexual does not have to mean that you recoil at the thought of sexual activity.
>> Anonymous
>>199112

Possibly...it depends on what his mind feels. If his mind truly feels that they don't belong, he may not experience that at all. On the other hand, he might make a big mistake and want them back. That's why therapy is recommended for these issues, because it's going to give him a lot of perspective which will allow him to determine what's really going on. He may just need to cope with some mental trauma, or he may need genital surgery to quell the issues revolving around his male genitals.

One thing is for certain...trying to handle issues on your own, both physically and mentally, is usually a bad idea, especially if it results in the permanent removal of your testicles when that might not be what you REALLY wanted at all...may lead to suicide after he realizes the self-castration was a terrible mistake or it might lead to him living life happily as a castrated male or it might lead to affirmation of transsexualism and he wants to live as a female. Nobody can say for sure except him and his therapist after a good number of sessions.
>> Anonymous
Yeah if your asexuality was really the issue, there are tons of things you could do to destroy your libido without cutting them off.

If you are aesthetically displeased with your balls, have you tried painting them?

BTW I don't think anybody wants to touch your balls. 0/10
>> Anonymous
>>198668
Still doesn't make you asexual, and balls don't make a man, so nice job on the transgender analogy. You sound like an extremely self-loathing gay dude to me.

Incidentally, if it all bothers you that much, why dontcha first look into chemical castration?
>> Anonymous
>>199125
I was actually just trying to get people to think about having painful non-existant scrotum spasms.
>> Anonymous
>>199123

Maybe that's because you never really were sexually comfortable in the first place and instead of dealing with your psychological issues you just rejected the physical gender you were born with as a coping mechanism.

Or not.
>> Anonymous
I love my balls. I named my left one Paul and my right one Steve. I even named my penis Taft (after the president). I would never consider removing them, it would be like killing a best friend.
>> Anonymous
Guys, just let the guy do what he wants. He'll eventually come to regret it or he'll live a markedly happier life.

We'll all be dead in 100 years, anyway.
>> Anonymous
post pics of the procedure
>> Anonymous
>>198703
>>Why is everyone else so attached to their balls? You can't keep them forever, they're stupid throwbacks to a fucking primitive time. We won't need them soon.

Human instinct to survive. Troll or not, this is possibly the stupidest post ever made on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>199975
Where we're going we won't need balls.
>> Anonymous
>>199260

wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Castration
>> Anonymous
>>199996
Yeah. like we need alot of shit. Yeah breasts are pretty useful with milk about? Hey, why dont all guys just slice off their nipples, they don't do shit?
>> Anonymous
>>200056

Event Horizion
>> Anonymous
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Where we're going we won't need balls
>> Anonymous
>>200056

Guys can lactate, so I don't see what you're trying to get at.
>> Anonymous
>>199177
Nah let's keep criticizing him for being an idiot.
>> Anonymous
Oh wow. 10/10, this is the best troll I have seen in a long time.

You don't really think there's some pussy little psycho sitting at his computer telling us he's going to whack his balls because he's afraid of nature.
>> Anonymous
>>200731
To be honest, I would not be surprised :\