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I have a dentist appointment in a bit over a week.
How can I hide/disguise the fact that I smoke from my dentist?

I generally don't smoke much (1-2 packs a week, unless I go to a show or hang out with friends).
>> Anonymous
why would you want to do that
>> Anonymous
>>159362
I've heard that they're legally obliged to inform your guardian of tobacco use. I'm not sure if that's true, but it would really hurt my mom if she found out, and I'd rather not do that.

inb4 underage b&
>> Anonymous
>>159367
Have sex with your mom.
>> Anonymous
Tell teh dentist that you smoke crack, not cigs
>> Anonymous
have sex with your dentist.
>> Anonymous
Have any of you seen Babel? When Japanese girl starts aggressively putting the movies on Dr. Dentist? I want to put my penis in her..........................
>> Anonymous
Anyone want to answer seriously? Or is dental care not a hot (or mildly warm) topic on this board?

Does no one have any suggestions?
>> Anonymous
If they ask about staining, say you drink a LOT of black tea. Tea causes major staining... I drink a lot, it causes stains like that. Don't smoke, but they thought I did.
>> Anonymous
Just don't smoke this week at all, keep your breath fresh, and avoid anything that will stain your teeth further.
>> Anonymous
commit suicide.

it's the only way.
>> Anonymous
>>159403

Dentists are trained to look for stuff like that, even if it's minimal, they can tell. That's how a lot of bulimics get caught,.
>> Anonymous
>>159356
is there any particular reason why you need to hide this from your dentist?
>> Anonymous
>>159408
see
>>159367
>> Anonymous
>>159356
i dunno.. dont smoke?
>> Anonymous
Tell the dentist that you smoke and ask her why it's a bad idea. Then quit smoking. Then kill yourself.
>> ROIDRAGE against the machine
maybe you should stop smoking you stupid faggot
>> Anonymous
>>159375

This.
>> Anonymous
smoke less, brush moar
>> Anonymous
Just lie to the dentist if they ask. Say you don't brush as often as much as you used to, you started drinking black coffee, and whatever you do, don't smoke before you go. They can probably smell it on your clothes before they see your teeth.
>> Anonymous
>>159392
This is not a concern of dental care you 16 year old rebel.
>> Anonymous
Why would you want to hide this from the dentist?

I doubt you could anyway.
>> Anonymous
Tell him you drink coffee
>> Anonymous
>>159367

Patient confidentiality agreement if im not mistaken. So no, they are not obliged, they are not allowed to release any medical info, at least in the UK anyway.
>> Anonymous
that only works if ur over 18, under 18 they can release what ever they find to your parents, which is what im guessing hes trying to hide.
>> Anonymous
i'd be more concerened about those weird nostrils, go to a plastic surgeon
>> Anonymous
>>159367
If you didn't want to hurt your mom, you shouldn't have started smoking. Anyway, just accept the consequences now.
Also, sage.
>> Anonymous
if you're man enough to smoke, be man enough to tell your parrents
>> Anonymous
>>159392
LOL WELCOME TO $CHAN
>> Anonymous
>>160711
&CHAN IS BETTER
>> Anonymous
>LOL WELCOME TO $CHAN

I think he tried to capitalize a 4
>> Anonymous
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