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Anonymous
Hello /fit/. the stomach flu is a bitch and i cannot stop shitting. Every ten minutes I end up finding myself pissing out of my asshole. If you have any suggestions to help prevent explosive shits, please deliver.
>> Anonymous
You're going to have to ride out the storm, my friend. Drink plenty of water.
>> Anonymouse
Don't eat or drink ANYTHING

If there's nothing going in, there's nothing going out :D
>> Anonymous
>>481451
You're absolutely right. How stupid of me to think that his body will take water out of itself, piss it out of the anus, and then dehydrate OP right into the hospital.