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Anonymous
Legit ways to increase penis size, that aren't pills or a pump.

Pic unrelated because I think this board is meant to be sfw.
>> UnpopularTripfag !k06UoZ/omE
Have you tried masturbation?
>> Anonymous
Not to increase size, no.
>> Anonymous
Natural exercises

cheekycherry.com
>> UnpopularTripfag !k06UoZ/omE
Well masturbate more

not trolling

And OP how heavy are you?

I mean if you're thin and got a small dick then D: but if you're fat you know the answer

Usually I don't help but 99chan is down and I have no idea where ACTUAL or ZC are so here

Video should help a little

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=TNgWQfOd-1M
>> Anonymous
I am pretty thin, but it's not exactly small. Also, whilst I'd like it to be bigger, I don't want it to be stupidly huge.

Can anybody elaborate on how masturbation = bigger?
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
I recommend puberty.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
Jelqing has been posted here a fair few times as an effective method, as has erectile dysfunction caused by Jelqing. It comes down to either sticking with an average dick or tugging for months to gain an extra inch or so.
>> Anonymous
>>278439
There is none, just like your body for what it is.

Besides, women like smaller penises anyways... unless you get one of _those_ chicks.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>women like smaller penises anyways... unless you get one of _those_ chicks.

Yeah, okay buddy. You keep telling yourself that.
>> Anonymous
>>278442
If that actually worked I'd currently be sporting something between a fire hose and a giant novelty sized fire hose.
>> Anonymous
>>278474
either
1. you have a huge dick and like making fun of everyone else
2. you have really deluded yourself into thinking that and you'll die a virgin
>> Anonymous
Love thy penis guys. you'll all be happier men for it.
>> Anonymous
>>278495
>Love thy penis

fuck you. there's nothing in the world that i hate more than my tiny cock.
>> Anonymous
>>278500
Without love and caring, how will it ever grow? every morning I always say hello and appreciate the firmness and shape of my morning wood, sure, my penis has imperfections, I wouldnt mind a couple of extra inches, but in the end, I wouldnt ever change it, as we are a team, two souls in one body, me and my penis, and together, we can take on the world.
>> Anonymous
>>278502
The man who loves his penis to excess is wise.
>> Anonymous
my dick is normal size and i love it i dont want a huger dick it would be crap u might kill ur gf lol i like my dick and i wouldnt change tht with any crappy pill shit
>> Anonymous
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>>278502

You sir, speak wisely. And yes, your words contain the utmost truth. I salute you, and your member.
>> Anonymous
>>278502
you're a faggot and don't know what it's like to have a SMALL dick, not normal and unsatisfied with it like most guys, but an actual child sized cock
>> Anonymous
>>278474
you fucking wish
>> sasuke
what is a penis? nowadays it's just a tool to have pleasure and to show-off. the show-off part is unnecesarry. we're left with pleasure. you can get pleasure by getting sucked and stuff. but nothing to fuss about, sex is not supposed to be one of your life's main goals.
>> Anonymous
>>278721
STFU, SASUKE.
SEX IS THE MAIN GOAL OF LIFE.
THE GOAL OF LIFE IS TO REPRODUCE.
>> sasuke
>>278726
that's your view, but i meant 'Recreative sex'.
>> Anonymous
>sex is not supposed to be one of your life's main goals.

SPOKEN LIKE A CHRONIC MASTURBATOR
>> Anonymous
>>278585
haha oh wow
>> Anonymous
so how small is too small? is 5 inches enough?
>> Anonymous
>>278796
its all in the girth
>> Anonymous
>>278796

That's the industry standard.
>> Anonymous
>>278807
4.75 inches circumference
>> Anonymous
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>>278474
Fuck that, "_those_" chicks are the funnest. Not that you'd know..
>> Anonymous
sqautz and im not even kidding
>> Anonymous
If my girth is bigger than my cock length, does that mean it's a choad? I'm 6 inches around, but 5.75 inches long.
>> Anonymous
>>278868
WHAT THE FUCK.
>> Anonymous
>>278873

Ya, it's pretty fat, wish it was longer though.
>> Anonymous
>>278878
LOL EVERYONE ON HERE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT HAVING A SMALL COCK.

BUT YOURS IS JUST FUCKED UP
>> sasuke
>>278474
small cock is the equivalant of loose vagina
>> Anonymous
>>278868
Yes that is the term for it.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>>278731
>'Recreative sex'.

This feels like the scene in Boondock Saints where the retarded detective is like "WHAT'S THE SYMBOLOGY OF THIS LOL" and then Willem Dafoe sticks his cock in the guys mouth for being retarded.
>> Anonymous
Every day I wake up and think about how much I hate my 4.5" dick. It's so fucking bullshit.
>> Anonymous
lawl my dick isn't small, it's just bent.
>> Anonymous
>>278448
PUH-LEASE!
If masturbation worked then I would have a dick over 9000 inches long.
srs u.u
>> Anonymous
while we are on the topic of penises, has anyone have tried generic viagra?
>> Anonymous
Introduction: How to get a bigger penis in no time

By: Anon

1- Pretend that you're that Rogue chick from X-Men

2- Go to under-developed part of your neighborhood where under-privileged black youth hang out.

3- Scream at the top of your lungs "I HATE NIGGERS"

4- Prepare to suck many, many, 13-inch, AIDS-laced nigger cawks

5- Mentally conjure the image of yourself "sucking" the power of the all the cawks that are being rammed into your skull

6- ????

7- Motherfucking PROFIT.

Disclaimer: Anonymous does not claim any responsibility of anybody contracting incurable AIDS whilst trying this painful yet extremely effective methos of penis enlargement.
>> sasuke
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>> Anonymous
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>>279330

I have tried it before, cheap as shit, and despite how scary it was taking a pill from India with fuck knows in it, it actually worked...
>> Anonymous
So guys, which is worse? Being a shortfag or being a small penis fag? I'm 5'5'' (though not toooo old yet so hopefully still growing) but have a 7 inch dick.

I'd rather be 6 feet tall and have a six inch dick to be honest.
>> Anonymous
>>279388
taking a pill from India is fine, as Indians are good, upstanding businessmen.

Taking a pill from China, on the other hand, will likely kill you.
>> Anonymous
size doesn't matter if its cut, you might as well finish the job and cut it all the way off. Cut dicks fail.
>> Anonymous
>>279529
6 inches is still average, that's not really giving anything up. i'm 6'4 and only have a 4.5" dick, i'd rather be in your position any day.
>> Anonymous
>>279529
Height is a lot more important. 5'5" is ridiculous, what are you a cutfag or something? Fucking cutfags.
>> Anonymous
>>279558

alright how about a 5 inch dick then? Would you give up your 6'4'' and be 5'5'' if you could have a 5 inch dick? A 5 and half inch dick? What's the cutoff?

>>279560

What's a cutfag? And yeah, hopefully I grow more before I finish adolescense.
>> Anonymous
>>279571
probably 7" because 5'5 is pretty small; i'd go 5'10 and 6" in a heartbeat
>> Anonymous
>>279571
circumcised dicks cause less growth hormone to be produced.
>> Anonymous
>>279586
that's laughably untrue, gtfo eurofag before this turns into another 200 reply thread about circumcision where nobody knows what they're talking about and everyone presents bullshit "facts"
>> Anonymous
>>279592
can't hear you over how dry your cock is.
>> Anonymous
Don't derail teh god damn thread we get those fucking circumcision argments every three days no need for more right now.
>> Anonymous
>>279592
Yeah what he says is untrue, but uncut>cut
No worthwile benefits to being cut:
Hygine: This isn't the stone age, wash your cock when you shower.
STDs: False and you should be wearing condoms to prevent disease
Aesthetics: Jewish women prefer cut cocks, pretty much the only ones. Cut cocks are uncommon outside america, non-shallow bitches won't even care, why are you caring what the bitch thinks. If she prefers sandpaper dick then she's a retard.
Lasting Longer: No substitute for practice and self control

benefits to staying natural:
Increased sensitivity
Natural sliding method, better sex less lube required
Easier to jerk off
Keeps cock from drying
No scarring
No paying a hypocritical doctor who goes against the code of "Causing no harm", saves money.
Can always get cut at a later date, choice of the individual
>> Anonymous
>>279585
im 5'10 and have 6" to 6.5", but my dick is like a noodle. i will never please any woman. just sayin..
>> Z !!r1I2wXxg8/t
>>278476
actually, I know this girl who said she couldn't even take more than five inches, so there's no point for it to be a monster
>> Anonymous
>>279614
again, this isn't a damn circumcision thread, nobody gives a fucking shit

>>279615
how thin, though? mines short AND thin, seriously fuck my life
>> Anonymous
>>279622
i would like to marry this girl

only if she's not a midget though, that doesn't count
>> Z !!r1I2wXxg8/t
>>279676
5'0'' and asian, sorry :(
>> Anonymous
>>278445
just tell us what it says
>> Anonymous
I fucking hate you guys complaining about dick size I'm fucking short.
>> Anonymous
>>279762
yeah, and i can't get laid...have you ever had a girl laugh at your cock?
>> Anonymous
>>279770

no girl has ever seen my cock.
>> Anonymous
I gained 3 inches and 50% girth using jelquing, and my erections are harder and last longer. Shitworks.
>> Anonymous
>>279781

Your mom has. She said mine's bigger though.
>> Anonymous
>>279786

I don't have a mom just two dads.
>> Anonymous
Put the end in a vice and pull.
>> Anonymous
>>279558

Sir, some girl I just fucked told me her ex was like you. 6'2 with a 4' member. They never fucked because of it. I laughed. I'd rather have my 5'9 6' cock than be tall and out of proportion.
>> Anonymous
>>278439

have you tried getting an erection?
>> Anonymous
>>279883
Jesus... 4'???

and I'm 5'10" with 6.5" but pretty thin. Maybe 4-4.5" girth. I want a mastodon wide sized cock.

Also, does anyone get severe shrinkage after working out? I swear to god I feel like the biggest pussy in the locker room, but I'm not too unsatisfied with it's full size.
>> Anonymous
if you get fucked in the butt by a dick bigger htan yours you absorb his into your butt real deep and yours grows.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
>>279937
Oh my god I need to go fap now. GOD DAMMIT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND DESCRIBE DEEP BUTT FUCKING.
>> Anonymous
>>279905
Mine shrinks to the size of a micropenis after working out.
>> Anonymous
lol, white people and their obsession with penis.
>> Anonymous
>>279883
short+big cock>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tall+small cock
>> Anonymous
>>280663
STFU, Asian, or I'll pleasure your girl and she'll never go back to gooks again.