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Anonymous
What's the easiest, cheapest way to lose weight, /fit/?

Doesn't have to be healthy.
>> Anonymous
amputate a leg or two
>> Anonymous
>>101198
That is neither easy nor cheap.
Try again.
>> Anonymous
You posted that whore and you don't know?

COCAINE NIGGER
>> Anonymous
taking a big shit can lose you a good 1 or 2kg! and its really quick.
>> Anonymous
>>101199
how is it not cheap or easy? chainsaw + leg = amputation. chainsaws don't cost too much, you could hire one. then its just turning it on and pushing it through your leg
>> Anonymous
>>101202
I feel like keeping my appendages, is all.
>> Anonymous
>>101203
fair enough. should have said that in OP
>> Anonymous
if you have big hair (as in OP pic) shave it all off.
>> Anonymous
don't eat anything. very very cheap as you don't have to pay for any food
>> Anonymous
METH METH METH METH COCAINE AND HEROIN
>> Anonymous
OP here.
I'm thinking laxatives and starvation.

Maybe coke, if I can get my hands on some.
I'm a pretty good girl.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
Stop eating, drink nothing but water and laxatives, wait three weeks.
>> Anonymous
>>101211
Post pics of you OP. We can fuck it off with some cardio if you're not a whale.
>> Anonymous
>>101213
I'm huge.
>> Anonymous
>>101215
pics
>> Anonymous
>>101216
I haven't any recent pictures.
>> Anonymous
>>101217
Post old, or take new.
>> Anonymous
stop drinking soda and so some squatz ya fucken whale
>> Anonymous
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>>101218
That's about as recent as they get on my computer.
>> Anonymous
>>101221
post pics
>> Anonymous
>>101223
>>101221
>> Anonymous
not eating of course

vomit

insane cardio wearing lots of clothes

aids
>> Anonymous
>>101224
more recent pics
>> Anonymous
The fastest (but not the safest) way to lose weight, of course, is to lie in your bed with a huge jug of water and nothing else for about 4-5 days. Aside from going to the toilet and bathing yourself (remember to use lukewarm water, hot water will make you faint), you should never move about too much, because it will actually make you collapse. As you lie in bed, you will sleep more often, and that will curb your appetite.
>> ­.
>>101229

Better yet, spend the day walking around. Nothing rigorous, as that increases protein breakdown.
>> Anonymous
>>101304
i was 190 at the start of last summer (down from 258). i got a job landscaping and walked 15-20 miles a day string trimming. not counting heavy lifting when i did other things (shoveling stone and wheelbarrowing it around) my eating was the same as when i had lost the weight, but i added a lot more physical activity and lost no more weight. i remained 190 for the entire summer.

walking is worthless.
>> Lardaholic !!m172Uh6HcJj
>>101229

wut
>> Anonymous
>>101196
If you can buy meat cheaply, stop eating anything, ANYTHING else (aka Atkins diet). Laxatives and starvation are too fucking nasty imo. And besides that you might just collapse and end up force-fed in a hospital bed... which would be rather counterproductive.
Meat-diet is a nice compromise between unhealthy/fast and not *totally* self destructive. You also won't end up with all your muscles atrophied as you would going by>>101229

Oh and of course exercise helps but personally I couldn't be bothered.
>> Anonymous
That girl has a disgusting body.
>> Anonymous
>>101557
better than anything u could get nerd
>> Anonymous
>>101561

It's like a potato sack wrapped over a skeleton. Are you fucking blind?

Also, Amy Winehouse is the ugliest woman on the planet. All the 80s hair and makeup in the world won't change that.
>> Anonymous
>>101562
Knees are much too sharp.
>> Anonymous
Wow, anorexic much?
>> Anonymous
meth is an option. how important is teeth retention to you?
>> Anonymous
The best way short of amputation or liposuction is to stop consuming fluids.

Although why the fuck would you want to lose weight without targeting the fat?
>> Anonymous
Jesus christ do not do laxitives and starvation. Just do starvation, you will thank me in the long run.
>> Anonymous
>>101196

lie in bed with a cocktail mix of sugar, salt and vitamin c in water, do nothing but sleep for a week except taking one sip every time you wake up.
>> CrossFitter !!B/qKSvIDE0V
>>101196
Kill yourself. Your body will decompose, leaving you with none of that unwanted bodyfat.
>> Anonymous
Complain to a psychiatrist that it's damn near impossible for you to focus. Get prescribed Adderall, or some kind of methylphenidate (Ritalin, Concerta, Daytrana, et cetera) that will kill your appetite.

Or METH METH METH COCAINE AND HEROIN
>> Anonymous
Bulimia and cocaine. But cocaine isn't cheap so...Bulimia.