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Anonymous
Sup guys i have a problem with my left ear where the earwax keeps blocking it.

Around one month after i had it all vacuumed out at a specialist, the problem came back. I had it syringed out, and about a week later the problem came back.

And for some reason applying earwax drops into my ear doesnt do shit at all, doctors keep saying the earwax will come out by itself if i keep applying the drops, but so far i havent experienced this at all.

So what should i be doing here?
>> Anonymous
Look up Vincent Van Gogh
>> Anonymous
>>467824
Not a smart idea.
>> Anonymous
Not cleaning your ears in the first place, maybe a slight stroke with one of those sticks, AT MOST. Earwax is there for a reason you fucktard, so everytime you remove it, it will come back, and it will be more, and more.
>> Anonymous
>>467830
No, what i meant was that the earwax comes back, but in such a large amount that it causes hearing loss and ringing in the ears.
>> Anonymous
>>467821
Earwax drops don't do anything for me either. Is there anybody it works for?
>> Anonymous
clean it out with something sharp.
>> Anonymous
I have the same problem. About once every year I need to have my ears cleaned out so I can hear again.
>> Anonymous
>>467821
That's happened to me and my doc said that every month or so i should use those blue bulb squirting thingies to flush them out.

One time it go so bad that he had to use a giant metal syringe that he filled with water and used it to flush my ears out. One of the weirdest sensations ever.
I hear this procedure could have made me temporarly color blind or make me see everything in a blue tint (something to do with the force of the water affecting the eyes)

Afterward i could hear the air scraping against my ears when walking or the air circulating while standing still in a closed room.
>> Anonymous
holy shit, try some peroxide. I was actually in the same boat as you OP, and the bullshit OTC gel didn't do shit. What you have to do is if you still have that little dropper bulb around (hopefully you have the one that can spray out water if you squeeze it hard enough), is get some peroxide on the bottle cap, suck up a few drops, tilt your head then drop in the peroxide until you feel your ear full. Keep your head tilted as you hear the fizzing and popping of the wax. Keep that shit in there for about 5 minutes. Tilt your head back (have a napkin ready for the spill) and immediately get some warm water (as warm as it could possibly be without burning yourself, I suggest heating some up before any of this), fill up the bulb entirely with the hot water and blast it full force into your ear. All this over a sink, of course because masive chunks of shit is going to fall out. So much wax fell out of my ear I couldn't believe I was hearing as well as I was. I swear I could hear the fucking air.
>> Anonymous
>>467867

RECIPE FOR DEATH.
>> Anonymous
>>467867
This works but be very careful with the water.
warm not hot even very warm will burn the shit out of the inside of your ear
>> Anonymous
QTips nigger
>> Anonymous
>>467867
Peroxide? Where can i get that? The pharmacy? Just tell them i want peroxide?
>> Anonymous
>>467873
This will just push the wax in.
>> Anonymous
>>468195
It's just on the shelf everywhere. You've never seen peroxide?
>> Anonymous
>>468195
They'll think you're a terrorist or have a meth lab in your basement if you ask that. Do it faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>468202
Erm, no. Whats the exact label i am looking for? Just "peroxide"?
>> Anonymous
I wouldnt put peroxide down your ear dude :O

Just use warm water and rince it out. If you actually need to dissolve it to get it out warm olive oil will do the trick.
>> Anonymous
I use my fingernails, OP. I keep my pinky nail especially and conveniently long.
>> Anonymous
>>468213
Hydrogen peroxide. It will be in a brown bottle, similar to witch hazel. It will probably say something about mouthwash, H2O2, 3% hydrogen peroxide, &c.
>> Anonymous
>>468225
get food grade 35%
but carbamide peroxide is where its at. bout me some carbamide
dilute ur peroxide down to weaker than 35% and shit . eee gads man! its acid!
>> Anonymous
All this advice sucks. Warm lavender oil. That's right, pour this into your ear, just a drop or two, and after 30 seconds or so, tilt your head and the shit will drain right out.
>> Anonymous
>>468245
That's extremely dangerous.
>> Anonymous
>>468252
By which I mean 35% peroxide. Shit will fuck you up unless you dilute it down.
>> Anonymous
How do you heat up the oil, and to what temperature?
>> Anonymous
>>468267
to boiling
>> Anonymous
ear spoon
>> Anonymous
>>468252
the kind of hydrogen peroxide you get at the drug store is a little more than water with an attitude.
>> Anonymous
>>468299
Which is a plus if you're considering letting it touch your skin. Pure hydrogen peroxide is ungodly dangerous, to the tune of chemically burning you while its vapors explode. 50%, somewhat less. 35%, less, but it will stull burn you. I'll take water with an attitude, please.
>> Anonymous
>>468267
Ha, that's not what I meant, should have clarified. Warm to approximately room temperature, or a little warmer (just so you don't have cold oil going down your ear is what I meant). I microwave it for like 3-5 seconds. I've done this numerous times, feels soooo good to get that shit out of there.
>> Anonymous
this thread made me realize I talk loud and people think I'm going deaf, I have peroxide in my ears right now, fucking tickles like fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>468329
Ive tried olive oil btw, doesnt work at all. Will lavender or other oils be different?
>> Anonymous
>>468375
use peroxide, it's cheap and easy as fuck to do. Also try mixing peroxide with baking soda, and brushing your teeth with it 1 time a week, makes you have a white ass smile. seriously.
>> Anonymous
1. SQUATZ
2. OATZ
3. Repeat
>> Anonymous
One thing I hate. Earwax in people's ears.

It's just fucking disgusting. It's not that hard to fucking clean it.
>> Anonymous
I have the same problem as OP. Lucky my mom is a nurse and I just go to the clinic where she works and she uses the ear irrigation machine on me.