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Penis bumps Anonymous
/fit/ I need your help. I'm a healthy teen (not displaying age) and am not sexually active yet but I do masterbate. But I have recently noticed little white dots on the shaft of my penis and scrotum. I know it's not herpes and I think they might be fordyce spots but I think there are too many for them to be fordyce spots and each hair follice on my scrotum appears to be affected. Any help / advice?
>> Anonymous
sage for troll
>> Anonymous
OP here: The pic is very related.
>> Anonymous
what the hell is a penis?
>> Anonymous
enjoy your penis acne
>> Anonymous
OP: I'm fucking not trolling.
>> Anonymous
Sage for unfunny/unclever/unsubtle troll.
>> Anonymous
I said you're trolling because you wrote "masterbate", which is an international code word for trolling.

In case you're really not trolling, those things are perfectly normal. The only thing you can do about it is learn that it's very common and normal, so don't bother over it.
>> Anonymous
>>160481
OP:Okay thanks for the help. I was expecting to be called a troll anyways.I guess I have to live with this now :\
>> Anonymous
well, if you won't like them, stop looking at them.

Start fapping with Noxema.

Or, you could try bengay.
>> Anonymous
Ignore it. Loads of people have it. Does nothing and no, girls don't care about it.
>> Anonymous
Everyone else posting on this thread is wrong. These are actually the first sign of HIV, and the only way to get rid of them is a liberal application of bleach.
>> Anonymous
>I'm a healthy teen (not displaying age)

underage b&
>> Anonymous
>>160547
Besides, if she's close enough to notice them, that means your cock is already in her mouth.

And with a mouth full of cock, I doubt she'll say antyhing about them.
>> Anonymous
>>160552

Wrong. Only way to get rid of AIDS is castration.
>> Anonymous
Op, listen...

its normal. Everyone's dick is like that. Stop worrying about it...

I swear this sex-ed stuff they got in schools these days just is not working.
>> Anonymous
OH GOD CUT IT OFF QUICKLY
>> Anonymous
Kinesiologist here.

You to put catfood on it.
>> Anonymous
>>160571
I knew if I came here too damn often people would start this shit.
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>>160462

I am a Doctor, let me help with that.
>> Anonymous
How do you know it isn't herpes? Because you don't have sex?

If you've ever eaten out at a restaurant, there's a fair chance that you have an STI at least dormant in your system.
>> Anonymous
>>160462

Ive had the same thing too, maybe a lil worse depending on the situation.

IDK if its related but i noticed a decrease in the appreance when I went swimming(pool) or tanned(omgspicdic)

its kinda weird to see a penis that looks like mine....seriously.
>> Anonymous
they're fordyces spots, you're stuck with them
meh, you'll live.
>> Anonymous
It's harmless. I forget what it's called but there's a Wikipedia article about it.
>> Anonymous
>>160647

LOL

anyway.. only cure = SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
GIRLS LOVE THAT SHIT YOU LITTLE BITCH!

I HAVE THOSE THINGS ALL OVER MY PENIS (especially shaft(its called pearly penile pupiles btw) AND IT MAKES THE GIRLS GO CRAZY!

Do NOT try to fucking pop that shit nigga, it wont help.

BE GREATFUL!!

Not all men have this opportunity!

Think of it as a ribbed condom, without the condom.

SHE WILL DIG THAT SHIT YO!
>> Anonymous
>>160462
Wow It took me forever to see that I was looking at a picture of a penis. 14 year olds shouldn't be posting their penis' on 4chan...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
They're just like little cysts. They aren't harmful unless they're located on an internal organ or somewhere delicate/vital. It's purely aesthetic.

I don't have those, but I do have a small cyst on mine. Just be glad you're not like that one Bangbros guy that has a huge cyst on his.
>> Anonymous
If not fordyce spots, milias, perhaps? I don't know why they'd manifest your penis though.
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>> Anonymous
>>160846
>>Just be glad you're not like that one Bangbros guy that has a huge cyst on his.

Yes, let's be glad that we don't bang hot girls for a living.
>> Anonymous
Hey fucking idiot, he had that surgically inserted into his penis. Google penis pearl, faggot ass little bitch with no muscle.
>> Margaret
I have little white bumps under my eyes, I fucking hate them. I think it may be similar to what you have, so I'd say it's harmless. Of course, my eyes just haven't fallen out yet. ... They can at any moment, which says a lot about your future sex life... Dun dun dun! Have secks NAO bitch!
>> Anonymous
Margaret the white things under your eyes are Milia I have the samething. they're harmless
>> Margaret
>>161071
Mhm. I knew that. Was trying to get OP scared that his dick would fall off. ;P

Thanks for the technical term though, at least I know what to address them by now. *still hates them* LOL
>> Anonymous
I think you are just trying to get away with posting a picture of your junk on a fitness board.
>> Anonymous
Shouldn't someone b& this faggot for posting CP?
>> Anonymous
>>161078
Milias are removable, you just have to treat them very carefully, and use the finest needle you can find. The deposits come out in tiny hard beads.

Also, CP.
>> Anonymous
Reported.

/r/ing b&
>> Anonymous
Hey /fit/ when i stretch my scrotum it looks like that. Like the bumps on a skin of a chicken