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noko Anonymous
hey /fit/ does anyone know where to get a bottle of placebos? I think since they are just empty empty capsules normally.
>> Anonymous
>>113237

They're actually usually filled with starch or sugar. This is why people jokingly refer to "extra-strength placebos" since diabetic people will react to placebo pills.

The only real assured way of getting placebos is, ironically enough, through a prescription.
>> Anonymous
>>113238
/sigh, thanks for the info
>> Anonymous
If you're just looking for empty capsules, I've seen those at health food stores before. Or you can order them through vitacost.com or something. Then you can fill them with whatever the hell you want, including sugar (which you can then give to diabetics for the lulz.)
>> Anonymous
>>113280

rape date drugs
>> Anonymous
out of interest, why do you want placebos?
>> Anonymous
>>113287

I have a girlfriend who is trying to go transgender and wants to take testosterone. I'm going to give these to her and tell her that it's black market testosterone to stop her from getting sweaty hairy and stinky. Basically it's a stopgap measure for three months or so while I look for a new girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
>>113289

This is fucking awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>113289
You rock!
>> Anonymous
So, OP, you're staying in a relationship with a man-she?
>> Liam
My current girlfriend is wanting to do the same thing dude. Good fucking luck.
>> Anonymous
>>113294

Well yeah, but she's very aggressive, so it works out. It's worth it for me so far, though s/he is cutting a fine line, starting physical confrontations, etc.
>> Liam
Alternatively, you could just let her do what she wants and accept her for what she is. Loving her for the person she wants to be as well as what she was when you met her. But this is 4chan, who the fuck does that? (I do, but whatever, I've been here longer than half the fucking site at this point, I can do what I want.)

You could also dump her. But the fact you're willing to do something drastic like feed her placebos tells me you do care about her.

Have a talk with her, maybe you could just accept her? As a boy? Love is free man.
>> Anonymous
fish oil capsules are a good placebo, because they're a bit of a panacea too
>> Anonymous
>>113319

>Alternatively, you could just let her do what she wants and accept her for what she is. Loving her for the person she wants to be as well as what she was when you met her.

This concept is foreign to me.

> You could also dump her. But the fact you're willing to do something drastic like feed her placebos tells me you do care about her.

What's so drastic about tricking my girlfriend into thinking that sugar pills are testosterone so I can continue to enjoy her better qualities in the sack while delaying the inevitable?
>> Anonymous
> I have a girlfriend who is trying to go transgender and wants to take testosterone. I'm going to give these to her and tell her that it's black market testosterone to stop her from getting sweaty hairy and stinky. Basically it's a stopgap measure for three months or so while I look for a new girlfriend.

You are a sick motherfucker.
>> Anonymous
>>113289

You are one awesome motherfucker. Life gave you lemons, and you're making lemonade.
>> Anonymous
>>113289
you wily su'm'bitch... nice going
>> Anonymous
>>113848
No, life gave him lemons and now he's making a sociopath of himself while manipulating another person who clearly has enough fucking problems already.
>> Anonymous
>>113869

Is there anything grander?
>> Anonymous
>>113981

going to have to say no, unless she was doing the same thing for him behind his back, e.g. putting real female hormone producing stuff in his food without him noticing
>> Anonymous
>>113869
there's nothing inherently wrong with a sociopath just different... what's wrong is when a sociopath has a flaw in their logic that sends them into serial murder...

personally I like OP's idea
>> Anonymous
>>113330

Maybe the fact that it's fucking wrong to use other people like that? If you don't want a transgender girl (and I don't blame you, I wouldn't want one either) then dump her, don't trick her into taking sugar pills so you can take advantage of her while you look for a new girlfriend.

Also, this plan isn't really that good, because the fact that you'll still have her around will give you less incentive to find a new girlfriend, so you'll end up taking longer to find a new one. Also, it will slow down your current girlfriend's transformation into a man, which is the antithesis of what she wants right now.

Either dump her, or stick with her while she takes REAL testosterone pills and becomes a man. Don't fucking USE her. She's not a goddamn toy.
>> Anonymous
>>113992

this makes sense, because the idea of keeping her around for sex is almost completely male, but the underhanded way of going about it is almost women logic, imo
>> Anonymous
>>113999

This man's attempt to spike his girlfriend's testosterone pills with placebos and his own sexual confusion would make a good /fit/ manga.
>> Anonymous
>accept her for what she is.

She's gonna turn into a fucking man? I guess OP accepted her for what she was: a girl.
>> Anonymous
>there's nothing inherently wrong with a sociopath >just different

Maybe the fact that a sociopath has no feelings at all and uses people in the most disgusting ways is what's inherently wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>114865

How is that wrong at all? Some people are so stupid that they really can't do much better in life than finding a way to be useful for their betters. This man should be lauded for giving his transgender girlfriend something to live for. It's an act of charity.