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Help! Anonymous
I took a poop earlier, it hurt.
I also noticed there was blood in the toilet.

Did I just miscarry?
>> Anonymous
no, you suffered permanent brain damage, unless you were born that way.
>> Anonymous
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no, you just shat bricks.

On a sidenote: If the poop is very hard it can rupture one of the bloodvessels in your ass or your ass just ripped a bit.
Not to worry, instead just observe and if it doesn't go away, see doc.