YO DAWGI heard you like SQUATZ so i filled your home gym with a squat rack and lots of weights
YO DAWGI heard you like cardio so i stole your car
YO DAWGI heard you like keto so i damaged your liver
YO DAWGI heard you like THE PUMP so i am always the feeling of cumming.
YO DAWGI heard you like spot reduction so i put an ab-swing in your car
YO DAWGI heard you like glow dicks so i cut open your cock and put in a lightbulb
YO DAWGI heard you like whey so i fucked a cow
not funny
>>110336Why thank you, kind sir.
>>110342this one made me smilethe others all fail horribly
>>110372yo dawgi heard you don't have a sense of humor, so we got you tickets to a carrot top show
>>110383His show's actually pretty good.
I lol'd HARD
>>110342win
>>110336I went and checked and you lied. asshole
>>110342I'll admit I lol'd