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So I'm at a diner the other day, chowing into a steakburger with all the trappings. Thing must have been at least a thousand calories.

This fat broad walks up to the counter, orders a chicken salad to-go. She then gives me this *mean* look, staring at me like I'm a fucking asshole even though I didn't do shit.

I tore a little bit of the burger off and waved it in front of her, and she got really red and waddled off.

ITT Fat people stories.
>> Anonymous
Once I was at a diner, ordered a salad, and this wannabe faggot who thought he was amazing taunted me with his fatty, trans-fat soaked steakburger. Lolled all the way to fucking his dad.
>> Anonymous
I beat the shit out of this fat fuck for calling me a fag just cause I take care of my body.
>> Loser
Ok so this one time I was at some diner. I ordered a steak burger and a salad and then left.
>> Anonymous
This one time, I was at a diner, and I was a trans-fat soaked steakburger, and some guy tore me apart and waved part of me at some fat lady.
>> Anonymous
this one time, i was a diner. I had this trans-fat soaked steak burger in me, getting a piece torn off of it and waved at a fat lady by some asshole.
>> Anonymous
When I was in junior high (man years ago) I was walking home quite fast because it was starting to rain and it was already quite cold out. As I walked past this one obese kid he said something like hurry home to your mommy or something. So I was all like, you wish you could walk this fast you fat fuck and I continued walking.

I've never been fat, and I've never eaten healthy. I'm binge eating Little Debbie snacks as I type this, so I kind of feel bad for fat people when I see them.
>> Anonymous
i work in an office, 97% of people that have office jobs are fat slobs who eat donuts and trays of cookies all day. They look at me weird when I bring delicious veggies and frown upon their krispy kremes.
>> Anonymous
I choked on my apple @ OP's story.
>> Anonymous
This one time, I was a seat at a diner. I couldn't see shit.
>> Anonymous
>>138470
i work in a hospital, but the location doesn't really matter.

i am surrounded by grossly fat monsters -- secretaries, doctors, nurses, and my own coworkers -- who bring in multiple dozens of donuts, buy pizzas several nights a week, have chocolate on hand at all times, get deep-fried food from the cafeteria, and CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING FAT. they're all in weight watchers, too.

yesterday i saw one earth shaker of a sow eating some sort of lean cuisine weight watchers low-cal health meal -- WITH AN ENORMOUS SANDWICH ON THE SIDE. like 4-5 servings of bread, 3-4 servings of meat, and 3-4 servings of cheese.

does she think that the lean meal contains metabolism enhancers mixed into the sauce or something?
>> Anonymous
Hammerknife I don't believe there was a fat woman. Enjoy waving the burger at yourself you fat fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>138470
> I bring delicious veggies and frown upon their krispy kremes
My aren't you a smug little faggot. I'll bet you drive a prius and roll your eyes a people in <insert car that gets less than 30 mpg here>.
>> Anonymous
>>138484

lol I see that exact same thing. Some fat whale will always say "oh you're so lucky to be thin" Fucking bitch listen, If you would stop drinking 1200 calorie smoothies in between trips to the vending machine...oh the rage.
>> Anonymous
I was at a diner the other day being eaten by a fat chink. I was over 9000 calories.

This hot chick walks up to the counter, orders a chicken salad to-go. She smiles staring at the chink who then cowers because he lives in a basement.

He tore a piece of me off and waved it in front of her, she was clearly confused and had better things to do and left.

He shit me out on his dad's face later that night.
>> Anonymous
>>138500

No. I do hate the sight of a morbidly obese 20 something sneering at me for eating healthy, while they choke those down. I let the cows eat what they want. Maybe when they die of diabetes they will hire a hot girl. Suck ma balls.
>> Anonymous
>>138500
being good at something gives you the right to frown on people who are bad at it. it doesn't mean that it's nice to do so, and it won't make you friends, but it does mean no one can tell you not to. if you feed yourself correctly, you can talk down to all the dessert-chomping land whales you want.
>> Anonymous
>>138509
>sneering at me for eating healthy
I think they're sneering at your superiority complex. I've worked with fat bitches before, and they couldn't care less about what I ate. I'm sure that would've changed if I glared at them while they were eating.

It's their problem (unless you're enough of a sap to use insurance for non-emergencies - then it affects you indirectly) mind your own fucking business.
>> Anonymous
>>138533

Am I superior In willpower? Self control? yes.I don't act better than them I do not say anything until I am patronized first. I am very friendly to the fat women at work, but when they try to force junk on me and I won't take it, they talk shit. So yeah that does give me a reason to look down on them.
>> Anonymous
>>138504

Man, I think people with metabolisms like>>138460has are lucky, and you'd be an idiot to not be able to admit that.

Those of us with shit metabolisms are unlucky cause we can't eat tasty delicious stuff all the time and stay in shape. Of course, if you are too much of a fat faggot to realize that and eat that way anyways and then complain about being fat, then there's a problem.
>> Anonymous
>>138538
You're not convincing me. The tone of your posts are remarkably smug. Quite frankly I don't think they try to "force" anything on you, and you probably just don't know how to turn down a friendly offer without trying to make yourself look better than them.

gj getting trolled btw