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Olive Oyl's tips for beauty Olive Oyl
Because I didn't get this sexy over night, I thought I'd help the rest of the world get up to my level.

Tip #1: One teaspoon of olive oil per meal is all you need.

Tip #2: Always tell yourself you're fat; it keeps you motivated to be thin.
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>> Olive Oyl
Tip #3: It's okay to have two men fight to the death for your love. It makes you more beautiful, teehee.
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>> Anonymous
Why did I lol...
>> Anonymous
>>240055
Hairy ass-beard, lol.
>> Olive Oyl
Tip #4: You are NOT thin enough.
>> Olive Oyl
Tip #5: If your friends start criticizing you as "unhealthy," then ditch. The mirror is my one true friend...and it says I'm fat. ;_;
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>>240080
samefag, stale jokes are stale.
>> Olive Oyl
>>240093

How would have guessed with "Olive Oyl" in the title?
>> Anonymous
Moar tips. I like this routine.
>> Anonymous
>>240102
I didn't guess, I'm saying your pathetic thread isn't funny, stop trying so hard.
>> Olive Oyl
Tip #6: Feeling hungry is just your body's way of trying to sabotage your beauty. Don't give in on the quest to be thin!
>> Olive Oyl
Tip #7: Why are you so fat?! Now hit yourself, as punishment.