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Anonymous
I was shoving a sharpie up my ass when i was masturbating and the cap came off and now its stuck in my ass. I cant fucking get it out. I'm a guy btw.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Next time you'll remember not to stick the cap end in your ass
>> Anonymous
GTFO my /fit/ or I'll put a cap in your ass nigger
>> Anonymous
AHAHAHAHAH i did the same thing when i first started playing with my asshole... i was like oh shi- so i used the other side ahahhaah... mostly lube up ur fingers open ur ass up and shove ur fingers in and straighten that cap up and push it out loser. also guy
>> Anonymous
>>352460

Goddamn puns.
>> Anonymous
thats nout... i once put a lollipop thing up my ass (about 5" girth
it was one of those ones connected to the tube with as prize in the middle... had to go to the hospital... my ass bled for like 4 - 5 months after it and i was like constipated most the time
but when itried getting it out by panic i shovedm y fingers up and i think i felt the edge of it but couldnt grip it but my ass was bleeding so bad...
so i jamp into hot water knowing it expanded the tried doing shit and none worked so i had to say to my mum to take e to hospital (i was 15)
>> Anonymous
>>352504
lollipops expand in water?