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Tans Anonymous
How do you get your tan? I've got a farmers tan that I need to turn into a full-body tan. I don't want to age the shit out of my skin, though.
>> Anonymous
I burn in the sun's blistering heat. Do it, FAGGOT.
>> Anonymous
i do yard work in my speedo, i once even got a "street ticket" or somthing from the neighbors saying "you are immoral we have childrans faggot faggot ect"
>> Anonymous
It was 100 or so yesterday with a UV rating of 9 (what ever that means), I was out naked for 15 minutes on each side

Also what is better, if you are out longer when it isn't as hot or out for a short time when it is hot?
>> Anonymous
you cant get a tan when it not hot out, also tan until you stop pealing
>> sasuke
>>278921
Street ticket? I thought you could walk naked in your backyard with no consequences. It sickens me how they react so negatively to deviant people, as if they were a threat to their identity.

Two months ago i stood 5 hours on my armchair with nothing but my boxers and paper covering my eyelids. When i was done i was brown-tanish while my pubic skin was still snow white.
I guess it would've been safer to tan 1 hour a day instead.
You should try a nude beach, i'd like to nude suntan in my backyard but i'm too shy.
>> Anonymous
Tanning booths, I think, are usually 15 minute affairs. For real sunlight idk. Sometimes tanner use lotions that quicken the tanning process too. It's pretty complicated.

>>278921
Next time wear a loincloth.
>> Anonymous
is tanning while swimming a viable alternative to just sitting on a chair for 5 hours? if you're underwater does it slow tanning?
>> Anonymous
>>278943
are you some kind of troll?
>> sasuke
>>278943
Yes of course you can get tanned underwater. How do you think underwater life began?
>> Anonymous
>>278943
No, swimming prevents tanning, until you stand up in the water, then you get all kinds of sunlight reflected at your from all directions and burn like hell.
>> Anonymous
>>278958
>>278955
>>278945
>>278943
I'm not sure if you guys are being sarcastic, being srs, or trolling.
>> Anonymous
>>278943
Obviously..., and a good advice is to do it from 6:00 - 10:00 am cause the Sun isn't that harmful and you still get a nice tan
>> Anonymous
>>279061
4pm and after is also safer because sunlight is less.. idk burny or whatever.
>> Anonymous
You know you can trust this advice...

"less burny"
>> Anonymous
I don't use sunscreen. I get burned for 1-2 times, then peel, then i get tanned.

I hope skin cancer doesn't hurt.
>> Anonymous
tanning is for people who want skin cancer, real men just get enough sun to make some vitamin D and then cover up and stay pale, but not pasty.
>> Anonymous
>>278955
visible light =/ UV radiation.
>> Anonymous
>>279090
real men are not scared of skin cancer, pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>279083
i do the same thing, after i pealed the second time i never pealed again.
>> Anonymous
>>279090
>>279113
pale fags are pale.

Who gets skin cancer? People who sun tan purposefully all the time or those who go to the beach all day.

Who doesn't? Construction workers, lawn workers, etc, who work outside all day.

Getting enough sun to make you tan is fine, there aren't any real risks unless you're not using sun block and are exposing yourself 2-4 hours a day 4 days a week.

Get some dark tanning oil, lather up, spend 40 minutes outside. Do that like 4 times in 2 weeks and you'll be nicely tanned.
>> Anonymous
>>279113
>>279090
OLOL SAMEFAG
>> Anonymous
Real men have naturally dark skin.
>> Anonymous
pale fags wish they were asians
WEEABOO SO KAWAII ^ ^
>> Anonymous
fit socalfag here, I lay out for 20 mins every day, taunting cancer. I look fantastic, tan makes me look so much sexier and healthier, clears up my skin, makes my muscles look more defined. Don't be scared, some ppl tan all their lives and die of heart attacks, some ppl stay inside and get skin cancer. Roll the dice pussy, don't be afraid of life.
>> Anonymous
>>279136
You'll look like leather when you're 40.
>> Anonymous
>>279141
why would i want to be yellow?
>> Anonymous
>>279130

Real men hail from the nordic wastelands... where the everlasting winter eats babies and rapes women.

If you're straight up genetically pale, grow out your beard and chest hair, get some muscles and embrace your ancestry.
>> Anonymous
>>279145
Probably not, i have really good genes and beautiful skin. You'll look 40 when you're 40, I'm high maintenance socalfag I'll probably be passing for 30. 20 mins of sun a day is good for you
>> Anonymous
as a texan who runs I only use sunscreen with spf of 80 with uva and uvb blockers. I'm still tan as hell but I get the "good" sun not the cancer sun.
>> Anonymous
>>279153

assuming you don't die of AIDS before then.

how many times do people need to read statistics in magazines and shit before they get the idea, prolonged exposure to the sun can cause skin cancer. sheesh.
>> Anonymous
>>279863
Agree, idiots need to use sunscreen even if they're out in the sun for only 20 minutes.

I also don't find bitches who are yellow attractive. fake tans are gross and real tans will ruin their body.
>> Anonymous
as a construction worker that has a nasty burnt tan from being outside so much, i've never understood why anyone would tan intentionally
>> Anonymous
>>279102
A suntan is seen as a measure of one's wealth. To have enough free time to spare to tan is associated with doing well in life, you don't have to spend all your free time running around from task to task.
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!9IH
>>280139
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IN THE OLDEN DAYS BEING PALE WAS LINKED TO ONES WEALTH BECAUSE PEOPLE THAT HAD SERVANTS WERE ABLE TO STAY OUT OF THE SUN. ITS LIKE IT CAME FULL CIRCLE. AND IF YOU EVER TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT AGAIN I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A BAT, A BAT THAT IS COATED IN SALT.
>> Anonymous
Well humans have been living on the earth, which has the sun bearing down on it mind you, for what, 2009 years almost? Just kidding, millions or whatever I dont have an invisible friend in the sky.

I'm pretty sure we are meant to get some sun.
>> Anonymous
Work with your shirt off, take an hour or two to go to the beach/sit outside, surf without a rash guard etc.