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ITT: dumb /fit/ related things you have heard

What my roommate said after I questioned his eating habits: "I can eat what I want, I take vitamins."
>> Anonymous
I run 3 times a week so legs are covered
>> Anonymous
traps are ugly
>> Anonymous
Fuck squats man, I do leg presses
>> Anonymous
"How many situps do i need to do to lose fat on my belly?"
>> Anonymous
"why the fuck do you do deadlifts, squats, bent over rows, and overhead presses? They're so dumb, I can just use machines and get way stronger"

actually said to me by a friend.

Kids been working out for near 5-6 months too, was gonna help him when I found out...but after that I just want him to learn himself
>> Anonymous
Some chinese guy on my floor used to drink a half gallon of whole milk then run around our sports fields for 30 minutes. He was trying to lose weight I think. Honestly I had no idea WTF he was doing.
>> Anonymous
'eat every 3 hours or you'll go into STARVATION MODE and gain 300 POUNDS'
>> Anonymous
Sadly my mom said this after I convinced her to stop drinking diet soda and tried to tell her to workout.
"I don't need to workout, I substituted tea for soda. I'll lose 20lbs easily"

After I convinced her to go to the gym, this is what she said after her workout:
"I walked on the elliptical for 30 minutes, that was a good workout"

It takes 20 minutes to get to my gym.
>> Anonymous
>>138619
RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>> Anonymous
>>138637
i foresee fatness in your future, your mom is most likely a sea-cow already and is probably still at her "pregnant weight"
>> Anonymous
>>138615
You should never question people's eating habits unless they are asking you to do so, it's not your damn business.
>> Anonymous
>>138642

constructive criticism, faggot
>> Anonymous
>>138643
>I questioned his eating habits
I vote this
>> Anonymous
>>138637

If she was drinking enough soda in the past, she might be right. :/
Unless her concept of tea has sugar added to it.
>> Anonymous
"i've been working out lately, i'm getting huge my coworker is a personal trainer and he taught me how to work out"
"yeah so's my brother, he showed me how to work out too"
"oh, so you know what you're doing then?
"yeah definetely"
"do you do squats?"
"no"
"deadlifts?"
"no"
"well do you at least bench press?"
"no"
"well what the hell do you do at the gym then?"
"i use the machines and stuff"
>> Anonymous
>>138640
I'm pretty sure fatness isn't in my future, trust me. I've been running cross-country for the past 6 years since 9th grade, and I have healthy eating habits. I do see where you're coming from though, but i just looks like I'm going to be working out for the rest of my life.
>>138650
True, she did drink a lot of soda in the past, but she adds sugar to her tea. And she drinks fucking gallons of it.
>> Anonymous
you have to wear a lifting belt for squats or you'll hurt your back
>> Anonymous
When trying to describe to a friend of mine that Whey
protein is digested faster than others and is ideal to take a whey isolate after workouts.

"Protein is protein, I can get the same thing from chicken and tuna."
>> Anonymous
HAHA SOME IDIOT SAID HE USED MACHINES.

FAGGOT.

HAHAHA. SQUATZ. HAHA. FUCK.
>> Anonymous
>>138730
This fag uses machines.
>> Anonymous
>>138730
YEAH BUDDY


YEAAAAH BUDDDAAAAY
>> Free Pepsi !!iXxa+hO94Mg
"Is Nintendo Wii good for exercising?"
>> Anonymous
rofl @ dumb workout elitists.

machines are just as good as free weights until you're looking to bulk, dumb faggots.

you're not special or better because of one or another. just because one is more difficult to get used to.

kill yourselves.
>> Anonymous
>>138889


AHAHAHAH NOPE
>> Anonymous
>>138889
Moron.
>> Anonymous
>>138889
omg... the ONLY thing machines are good for is bulking. useless for EVERYTHING else.
>> Anonymous
>>138906


AHAHHA STILL NO


the only thing machiens are good for are the following

1) you are injured or something
2)you are dieted down severely for a bb contest and have no energy to stabilize weight
>> Free Pepsi !!iXxa+hO94Mg
The WiiFit is a good machine
>> Anonymous
delicious trolling is delicious
>> Anonymous
>>138889
>>138906
Trolls, dumbest /fit/ related shit I've heard is when my mom paces back and forth in front of the TV for a couple of minutes and calls it a workout.