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Howdy /G/eeks! Anonymous
Hey, /b/...

First off, I am NOT A NEWFAG.
I've been a 4chan reader (seldom poster) for about 2 years now. I'll cut to the chase.

I think I have an anal fissure.

Has anyone ever had one before? If so, please explain what happened.

I've been having a sore asshole lately, once in a while there is blood on the TP after I wipe.

I listen to Kevin Smith's SModcast, and he said he once had an anal fissure and that it was the most painful thing he ever went through.

Last night, I lubed up my finger and stuck it up my ass and investigated. I discovered what seemed to be a pea-sized object about half an inch inside my sphincter. When I touched it, it was agitated, but it didn't really hurt a whole lot.

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>> Howdy /G/eeks! Anonymous
hahahahha SHIT!!!

OP HERE.
I TRIED TO PUT THIS IN /B/ FIRST....AND THE PIC WOULDNT LOAD SO I TRIED IT IN THIS FORUM...AND I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE /B/ TO /FIT/....FUCK...

And I said I wasn't a newfag!!

FUCK!
>> Anonymous
I'd say google and see what other people who have had them or some gay shit says..

Then find the goddamn yellow book and call a doctor.
>> Anonymous
>>54486
/r/ pic like this but showing how the penis puts pressure on the prostate during anal sex
>> Anonymous
wow man, I feel you there, I have this problem too, but I counter it by eating more fiber. Try finding something with a high source of fiber, and something that you wouldn't mind eating everyday. Try to see a doc about this too, though he'll probably tell you the same thing, and prescribe drugs.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
If a dump doesn't come out right, you're tearing the sphincter since your crap is too big. Take craps more often.

As for the little growth, it's a polyp, most are benign. Go find a fucking doctor and he'll cut it off.
>> Anonymous
>Hey, /b/...

this is health/fitness, you fail at copypasta
>> Anonymous
Sounds like a hemorrhoid to me. I had a couple monsters a few years ago from SQUATZ and they made shitting/sleeping/sitting/walking a lot of fun.

Do you have any access to medical attention at all? Are you in college (even shitass community college?)
>> Anonymous
I had the same thing for a while. It went away, maybe I've had it like 3 times or so in my life. Can't tell whether it's something that you should get checked out, but you know... that "NO DOCTOR" mentality is one reason women live longer than men.
>> Anonymous
I had the same problem. i had the same things you had (sore ass and blood in poop)

went to the doctor, she says eat more fiber and gave me suppositories. end of story