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Anonymous
Not sure if this ok to ask here but here goes nothing.
This is my penis, it's bent like a banana. Ever since I got my first erection I've been ashamed of it, worried about my first intercourse. Now I'm 23 and still a virgin, and I want to ask if I should be worried?
Will it be uncomfortable for the girl? Will it hurt her? Even worried about getting a blowjob, thus making my social life even more devoid.

If it's a problem, is there anything that can be done about it?

It's nearly fully erect and haven't washed it in a few days, but that's not the focus.
>> Anonymous
You can stick it in my butt <3
>> Anonymous
>>34692

Thanks, but I'm serious! If someone can tell me if it's a problem, especially females it'll change my life.
>> Anonymous
Glue it to the right leg
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
Well if you do it from the side that should actually be quite pleasurable for the girl.

But surgery's always an option.
>> Anonymous
Go talk to Smilin' Bob about your below average penor. much more important problem than shape.
>> Anonymous
lol
>> Anonymous
>>34696

>>34692here

Curved penises feel goooood.
>> Anonymous
Jesus fucking christ I thought mine was curved, but it's nothing compared to that.

Now I feel better.
>> Anonymous
>>34681
See doctor. Surgery.
>> Anonymous
Atleast clean the smeg off your dick before taking a picture for fuck sake
>> Anonymous
Holy shit that's hilarious, it probably won't matter shit once it's in the vagoo, it'd probably be a little interesting to see where that shit would hit once inside....
>> Anonymous
>>34701
who is smilin bob?
>> Anonymous
>>34704
>>34706

It's that bad?! Shit, now I'm really depressed. And isn't surgery like fucking expensive and complicated and shit?
I always thought it was bad, but now it sounds like no sex, EVER.

>>34707

I'll take a new picture just to please the crowd.
>> Anonymous
>>34681
Damn... that's pretty bad dude. Maybe surgery like some anons pointed out?
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>34713

Health insurance will cover it if you claim erectile dysfunction.

Also yeah, at that angle the only way she'll get off is if she's laying on her side.
>> Anonymous
I think this calls for a penis thread. Now you can measure your r-peens. gogo
>> Anonymous
>>34712
You know those Enzyte commercials that goes like this *whistles song*
>> Anonymous
ooooh yeah.
>> Anonymous
>>34723
eh, my creepy "ohhhh yeaaaah" was me remembering:
>>34721
and not some sort of commentary on penor.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Sup OP. A curved penis is not that big of a deal. It won't affect intercourse, but depending on how rigid your penis is when its erect, blowjobs might be a little difficult. Most girls might be a little taken aback at first, but once they get used to it, they won't care. I recommend you learn to accept your dick as it is.

However, if you want to try and remove some (or all) of the curve, you can try this website out:

http://www.thundersplace.org/forum/

It's mostly a (free) penis enlargement site, but you can also find information about stretches you can do to straighten out your penis.

Either way, good luck.
>> Anonymous
WAIT THERE FUCKHEAD!

I have a penis just like yours, albeit it goes to the left like a motherfucker. DO NOT FUCK WITH IT.
My girl thought it was really weird at first, but believe me when I say it will make her happy as fuck to have your twisted cock pumping her.

Just figure it this way, most guys just hit one spot in the back, yet your shit can move in all sorts of fucked up ways depending on the position.

It's alright dude, and as a sidenote, when her vagina clamps down during an orgasm, it's gonna feel amazing to have it pressed straight.
>> Anonymous
Periscopic cock
>> Anonymous
are your balls all off to one side too?
it is like ..) or )..
>> Anonymous
Put a desk lamp to the right, it might grow that way like a plant does
>> Anonymous
Chick here.
Agreeing with this>>34730
>> Anonymous
>>34738
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
put a splint on it.
>> Anonymous
THIS IS WHAT JESUS DOES TO YOU FOR MASTERBATING
>> sage sage
OP here, guess I'll go ask a doctor about it. Seems it'll be a problem either way, thanks for the help everyone. Reactions here is what I guess reactions would be similar to in real life.
>> Anonymous
Don't be stupid OP
>>34730Talking from experience here, even a girl agreed with me.
>> Anonymous
>>34770
thats right op
even a girl
>> Anonymous
>>34681
where do you live?
>> Anonymous
first, you are a filthy fuck.
Wash every day.
Second, you may have phimosis.
>> Anonymous
anyone else notice how dirty his penis is? lol.
>> sage sage
OP here, of course it's filthy, it's never going near a woman anyway. Slight case of phimosis I think, but skin goes all the way over if I work it. Also no problems with condom, but then again... yeah, who needs condoms to fap. :)

Got no motivation to wash it when there are bigger problems at hand.

Also, thanks for the support. I'm not going to kill myself over this. I'm a britfag.
>> Anonymous
>>34681
fap to the right, that will help eventually
>> Kanader
>>34699
Surgery is the answer.
>> Anonymous
You fap way too much. Fap with your other hand in the opposite direction.
>> Anonymous
>>34790

Do this:

>>34728
>> Anonymous
>>34730
I gotta agree with this. If you fuck a girl with you missionary style, and her on her right side, it hits the right spot.

Also as a female - Penises aren't exactly pretty in the first place, why would I care if it bends?
>> Anonymous
rapidshit or google "a girls guide to sex in the 21st century" i dl'ed it by accident thinking it was porn, and they explained why some dicks curve. i remember it having to do with small scars from god knows what, that form on either side of the shaft. the scars dont strech, so one side grows and gets longer while the other doesn't, hence the bend.

btw, all those fine people who responded should check out my similar thread
>>34991
>> Anonymous
moldy banana penis

congratz!