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Anonymous
ITT : things you wouldn't tell other people about yourself (regarding fitness/mental health)

- i like to imagine i'm more animal than human when i work out ( I work out at home, alone ), like let some spit go down my neck etc. and i've been having a lot more violent thoughts since working out

- i like scars, and i like making them on my body using a needle and a cig. lighter

- i love hairdyers, i use them to heat myself or dry myself after a bath, or just let one work for hours ( like 6 hours a day sometimes ) so it blow's on my feet
>> Anonymous
I masturbate into ice cube trays and use the cum cubes to cool my drinks.
>> Anonymous
i never wash my hands after i piss
>> Anonymous
>>425792
I've just been thinking about this thread and realized that i tell peopoe just about everything. I honestly can't think of anything that I haven't told a friend at some point
>> Anonymous
>>425792
>- i like scars, and i like making them on my body using a needle and a cig. lighter

Huh? How?
>> Anonymous
OP is a masochist
>> Anonymous
OP
long needle or a paper clip - > use the lighter to make one end red - > press against skin

doesn't hurt after 2 seconds because you burn off the nerve endings
>> Anonymous
- I like the stretch marks I'm getting from muscle growth. It's a visual way to see my progress.

- Fat people sicken me and I just want to force them to run on a treadmill chasing a cake or something.

- On a similar note, I have fat friends and when they complain they want to lose weight, I give them basic tips, while truthfully I want to yell at them for having no motivation and eating like like pigs.

- I laugh internally when someone runs out of breath climbing a flight of stairs.


And yet I'm such a nice person normally. Damn you 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>425802

Damn right. I for one am actually opposed to washing hands after peeing. Urine is technically cleaner than tap water.

One of my own: I go to the bathroom once or twice a day at work just to put paper towels in my armpits to dry em out.
>> Anonymous
>>425827
I can't believe you pee on your hands.
>> Anonymous
>>425792
>>i've been having a lot more violent thoughts since working out
stop doing roids you fucking cheater
>> Anonymous
i get turned on by my own muscles.
>> Anonymous
>>425830

I don't pee on them, but on the rare occasion a little gets on em, i just dry them and leave
>> Anonymous
>>425827

Me too
>> Anonymous
- I cry myself to sleep every night thinking about everything and how futile all of it is

- I just want to punch people who only do one set of exercise of a certain muscle group and proceed to do those same fucking exercises EVERYTIME they go to the gym even though it's 5 days a week.
>> Anonymous
>>425836
Beginnings of homolust
>> Anonymous
-I get an erection when I do lying leg curls
-I haven't worked out in 3 months
-For the 3 months of not working out I've been trying to get pussy but it's not working
-I'm eating Pringles Original
>> Anonymous
When approaching a slower runner, I slow down a little and gather energy, then blow by them until they can't see me anymore. Anybody else do that?
>> Anonymous
I work out
>> Anonymous
>>425866
I like when you do that to me because you think your running fast but you really aren't and I can see your fat ripple when you do it. makes my runs so much more better
>> Anonymous
>>425866
i lold
>> Anonymous
>>425879

lulz penguin
>> Anonymous
I continually mess around with my penis, not in a sexual way, maybe it's a comfort thing, i dunno lol, but I catch myself doing it in public and shit's embaressing.
>> Anonymous
>>425866
yea same, though i usually will cut right in front of them and lift my arms up a bit to let them know the smell of defeat.
>> Anonymous
>>425895
2 people in my class do that, I tend to stay away from them
>> Anonymous
>>425912
>>425895is both of them.
>> Anonymous
>>425866

I don't blow right past them, but during long runs I will slow down to their pace to collect some energy until I can start running again at a comfortable pace knowing very well that I could be running for another 10 miles. I actually like slow runners because they keep you from walking.
>> Anonymous
femanon here

im attracted to puny, weak skinny guys and the more i lift the more i want to dominate the pathetic little guys
>> Anonymous
>>425827

You're a fucking idiot, your urine may be sterile but your dick sure as fuck isn't
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
>>426005
There's tons of them out there. Good luck valkyrie femanon
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
>>425846
your second point just reminded me of the faggot who found a way to do bicep curls on every fucking machine in the gym this past Wednesday. Must have done over 100 reps overall, I hope his arm falls off.
>> Anonymous
-I do CURLZ every day i lift because i think theyre fun

-People come to me and ask for relationship advice and i give it.
...i have never been in a relationship
>> Anonymous
>>425866
I'm a swimmer and I don't do exactly this but, when swimming it's usually pretty lonely at the pool I go to, one or two a night besides me. If the person decides to lane right next to me I always swim longer and faster. I also feel like we're in a constant struggle with each other even though we haven't even talked, as if we're racing. I'm pretty schizo.

Among other things... I have extreme insecurities about my looks even though I'm good looking according to most. I stare in the mirror for long periods of time contemplating how I could improve myself.
>> Anonymous
>>425792
Buy yourself a space heater you idiot, and you'll get the same results without the chance of burning down the house with a hairdryer.
>> Anonymous
my obsession with Joe Jonas is taking over my life.
>> Anonymous
>>426005
You're in luck. There are a lot of guys with this fetish.
>> Anonymous
>>426005

Go to /tg/ next time a -4 str thread comes up.
>> Anonymous
i pluck the hairs around my belly button
>> Anonymous
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- Sometimes at work I go to the restroom to flex. I flush the toilet to make it seem like I took a dump. I can spend up to half an hour in there posing and flexing in the mirror. It honestly 'resets' me and gets me going in the day.

- I too do not wash my hands after I take a piss. Not that I get piss on my hands or anything like that, but should you also wash your hands when you touch your elbow or your face? I can't even fathom the number of times I have randomly scratched my nuts in random places and not having to worry about washing my hands.

- Having said that, I wash my hands for 5 full minutes before and after I work out because I am paranoid about what kinds of viruses/bacteria/random flotsum is on those fucking bars.

- I shower in the gym and shit solely at work to save money on water, toilet paper and soap.

- I love doing heavy compound lifts, especially when everyone else in the weight room is doing nothing but curls, tricep extensions, or machines. It makes me feel special and superior. In a way it motivates me to lift harder, but if I ever come across a guy with better form or more weight, it is a huge demotivator.
>> Anonymous
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I work my legs (squats, hamstring curl machine) a lot harder than my upper body, especially weighted calf raises. Most gym rats and frat boy twats are worried about biceps. I'd rather have calves that would look good in a pair of sandals that a trojan soldier would wear.
>> Anonymous
>>426230
I am in favor of washing hands when peeing, especially in the fall when colds are going around. Even though the actual act of peeing isn't unclean, the bathroom probably is, and so is everything else you've been touching during the day. It's good practice to take this chance to cut down the number of infections you're carrying on your hands.

When my hands are grimy, I wash before peeing but not after. Don't want to get that shit on my dick.
>> Anonymous
>>425792
>i like to imagine i'm more animal than human when i work out
humans are animals... you're just getting into the great mindset that many people have been loosing due to todays society. its like we are evolving from cavemen into pussies.
just watch in the future everybody will be a skinny scared little human.
>> Anonymous
-I constantly talk to myself. I even talk to myself at school in the hallways as I walk to my classes. Sometimes I'll have arguments with myself.

-I compulsively exercise.

-I do kind of believe in dragons. But lets go not go there.

- I arbitrarily choose numbers for my goals. No matter how unrealistic they may seem, I'll reach them even if it kills me.

- I don't like a lot of people. I wish they'd just die.

- I hate the way the human body looks naked. I think its hideous, and four legged animals have much nicer bone structure.

- I really do love food.
>> Anonymous
I don't understand people. You may as well be aliens or animals. I only understand animals a little better than people. See a dog barking, is it mad, excited or what? I don't know. My wife is crying and yelling at me, is she mad at me, mad at someone else, sad? I don't know.

Speaking of which, wifey is a fat cow. When we met and married she was a little plump, but in the past few years she really fatted out. It's completely disgusting and I only fuck her about once every week or two when I must, and I fantasize about her friends and the hot college bitches I see at the gym.
>> Anonymous
>>425792

Emo faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>426289
which is why I will never get married. Sure, there might be an emotional connection there, but you also have to account for the physical attraction.
>> Anonymous
>>426289
Funny. I plan on exercise more and being healthier once I get married. I don't know about my husband, but I'm definitely not going to let him to continue to be fat and lazy. Sorry your wife is a whale.
>> Anonymous
>>426286

Fuck man me too. Talk to myself ALL the time. I thought this was normal until the age of like 15 when my parents was wondering who was visiting since they kept hearing me talk to someone. I don't believe in dragons, though.
>> Anonymous
>>426286
>- I really do love food.

Everyone enjoys a good meal.
>> Anonymous
>>426339
You mean its not normal?

;_;
>> Anonymous
>>426019
actually, reproductive organs are the cleanest part of the human body, and rightfully so. You wouldn't wash your hands after touching your hair, so why would you after touching your dong? do you dip your cock in mud or something?
>> Anonymous
I beat and choke myself to feel alive.

With my penis. the game
>> Anonymous
>>426359
any part of your body that is tucked away in a dark, warm and moist place is going to fester in bacteria, hence the smell of your armpits and nuts.
>> Anonymous
>>426286
>I constantly talk to myself. I even talk to myself at school in the hallways as I walk to my classes. Sometimes I'll have arguments with myself.
Me too. Sometimes I'll have mental arguments with more than one voice. It's sort of disturbing. I especially have the habit of shouting/yelping something when I remember something embarrassing.

Despite eating around my recommended caloric intake, I have never not wanted to eat. I obviously don't eat whenever I feel a craving, but I've never had a moment where I felt "ugh, I don't feel like eating. "
>> Anonymous
>>426359
well, not really. for one, toilet door handles and cistern flush levers should all be considered contaminated with fecal matter due to the simple fact that people touch them after wiping their asses. two, everytime you fart you're blowing bacteria and small pieces of fecal matter around your genitals. three, shit like hepatitis or residual bacteria/viruses from sickness or carried pathogens. which is why there are food handling/health and safety regulations. most people don't really notice a low level of sickness though, or think it's because they drank too much in the weekend, it's kids and old people that generally wear the lack of other people's hygiene. or those who are already sick/have depressed immune systems for whatever reason.

you're actually pretty stupid.
>> Anonymous
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Re: mental fitness

I'm a scientist. I'm not going to claim to be "well reknowned" or anything. But let's just say I'm very good at what I do, and I'm working on some important shit that will affect all your lives.

Scientist, very skeptical, very analytical. However, I had an out of body experience when I was 8 years old. I've also had infrequent prophetic dreams throughout my life. Sounds pretty whacky, doesn't it.

Re: somatic fitness

I am the closest thing to David Dunn in "Unbreakable" that you can imagine. I look like an average guy but am extremely strong. I've never had a broken bone, I rarely get sick, and I've survived several major accidents with relatively minor injuries. I also can't swim. I can't even float or tread water -- I sink like a rock.
>> Anonymous
>>426376
i'll continue, it's particuly important in the commercial preparation of food because the bacteria will often then be in an environment that is pretty hospitable and the small culture will have the opportunity to grow into a larger one. this is why cross-contamination is such a big issue.
>> Anonymous
>>426376
>toilet door handles and cistern flush levers should all be considered contaminated with fecal matter due to the simple fact that people touch them after wiping their asses

That's why I flush the toilet with my foot. I don't want to touch that shit.
>> Anonymous
>>426380

you are also not real
>> Anonymous
>>426387
Ditto. Unless I'm at home. I don't flush the toilet with my feet at home.

I also get upset when they don't have toilet cover things.

(I'm a female.)
>> Anonymous
After I have a conversation with someone, I'll analyse it for hours, or until I have another conversation.
>> Anonymous
I sometimes get wet while running (femanon).
I also sometimes don't don't wash my hands after a piss. Ew.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
- I was diagnosed a sociopath 2 years ago. I've told no one IRL, just said I was off to the doctors for a general checkup.

- I often listen to Britney Spears while working out.

- I check myself out in EVERY reflective surface, ANYWHERE.
>> Anonymous
>>426402
I too analyze my conversations, often while I am driving, even repeating what I said to hear what I sounded like or how I might have come off. It is even worse when I regret having said something or if I thought of something more clever while driving because it will literally bug me for fucking days. I had a shitty day today because of the mediocre way I carried out a conversation with a cute coworker on friday.
>> Anonymous
>>426397
>I also get upset when they don't have toilet cover things.

Better start building yourself a toilet paper seat cover.
>> Anonymous
>>426415

sponge
:
>>426302
>> Anonymous
>>426415
I check myself out in any reflective surface too. Except spoons. Spoons are not flattering.
>> Anonymous
>>426422
Oddly, I had never thought of doing that instead.
>> Anonymous
>>426387
or you could just wash your hands.

when you get down to it, everything is at a low level of contamination. your belt buckle after you do your pants up after taking a shit, that kind of thing. it's how much is then added to the system and who then happens to be in a reduced state or who happens to be carrying something a little nastier than usual. washing and then drying your hands solves most of these problems, without need for gymnastics.

of course, it only works if you have soap.

i'll confess now, if there is no soap then i won't wash my hands after a piss and i'll find somewhere else to shit. you'll pick up worse things than you would from your own gentials *if there is no soap*. I just find somewhere to wash them properly asap and won't handle food etc in the interim.
>> Anonymous
>>426415
>- I often listen to Britney Spears while working out.

Well that's a new one, but whatever gets you moving.

>- I check myself out in EVERY reflective surface, ANYWHERE.

I do that all the fucking time. One hallway in my university has an entire wall covered in black glass, I stare at myself the whole way down every time I go through. Also while shopping, I'll use the store mirrors just to look at myself, even if I'm not trying anything on.
>> Anonymous
I lie too much to make myself look better than I actually am. To counter this I have been training myself not to lie. This has been very successful so far. I’m pretty sure I just went through a period of low self esteem, and I didn’t want it to show publicly.
>> Anonymous
>>426376

So when you smell someone's fart, just remember, you have tiny pieces of their shit in your nose
>> Anonymous
>>426426

Seriously? Whenever I have to take a crap and sit down on a public toilet I make sure that thing looks like a goddamn mummy with all the toilet paper I put on there.
>> Anonymous
>>426445
I'm afraid of people thinking that it takes me a long time to use the restroom.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>426457

"lol have you heard about the new guy he takes ages to take a shit"
"yeah he was on there for at least 4 mins more than us yesterday holy shit"
"LOL here he comes stop laughing stop laughing oh god"
>> Anonymous
>>426457
I'm the same. I usually go to a different level of the building I work in so I can shit away from my work colleagues.
>> Anonymous
>>426457

With enough practice you'll be able to do it in at most 15 seconds.
>> Anonymous
>>426461

I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
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That dog is BUFF.
>> Anonymous
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>>426508
Fuck you, Charles.
>> Anonymous
I am a Schizoid, I have no real personality, I just emulate the demeanor of whoever I am talking with.

I gawk at myself in mirrors all the time because I'm fucking sexy. goddamn

Before going to a beach or anything to that requires me to take my shirt off, I use a knife to make cuts on my chest because I think they look cool.
>> Turtletron !t0of944Ftw
>>426426

So you've been sitting on that thing? Disgusting.
Even the toilet paper thing is iffy, I usually do the squat approach.
Squat/shit/wipe/flush all within 20 seconds.
>> Anonymous
>>426552
SQUATZ ARE GREAT FOR EVERYTHING!
>> Turtletron !t0of944Ftw
>>426561

Bingo. Pump up your legs while disposing of waste material. Multitasking, bro.
>> Anonymous
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>>426551I am a Schizoid, I have no real personality, I just emulate the demeanor of whoever I am talking with.

Is this a pretty sure sign of being a schizo?

Myself, I live a healthy social life and have been with women, but have never been in a relationship that's lasted longer than a month. Anytime I'm with someone I just mirror their personality. Laughter - no, any sentiment beyond boredom, really - is forced. When I'm alone, my emotional/behavioral spectrum basically ranges from bored and listless to the occasional unexpected crying jag.
>> Anonymous
>>425827
>One of my own: I go to the bathroom once or twice a day at work just to put paper towels in my armpits to dry em out.

Start wearing some fucking anti-perspirant.
>> Anonymous
>>426551
> I just emulate the demeanor of whoever I am talking with.

I'm similar, though I'm generally optimistic about life, so I become a happier version of whatever person I'm talking to.
>> Anonymous
>>426575
not that guy, but people with Schizoid personality disorder usually have positive correlations with INTP personality types. INTP's are notorious for their ability to copy the emotional content of whoever they're talking to because they tend to repress their own emotions.

If you consider yourself an introverted guy and got time to burn, read this

http://www.intp.org/intprofile.html

interesting stuff imo
>> Anonymous
>>426609
indeed
>> Anonymous
>>426609

So far I've read through the Primary function and it's as if it's describing me personally.
>> Anonymous
I don't feel alive until I get hurt. Like I'll be pissy and moody until I get a good sparring session at my Muay Thai gym. Sometimes I'll just stick my face out there to get hit. I go into a depressive state if I don't get this kind of adrenaline. When that happens, I scare myself because I always catch myself trying to start fights like a big douche bag.
>> Anonymous
>>426641
Something tells me that you have good stories you are holding back.
>> Anonymous
>>426375
>I especially have the habit of shouting/yelping something when I remember something embarrassing.

same here. usually i go "EERKK" or "AARKK" or sometimes both, simultaneously.
>> Anonymous
- On occasion I will do a short workout before I go to a party, or even to the shops.

- I plan to tweeze my hair back enough to have a slight receding hairline like Jack Nicholson. But won't, because I'll look like a psycho..like Jack Nicholson.

- Every person I've seen do drugs I want to see die of an overdose. Parties are easy mode.

- I have a fetish for neck snapping. And seriously consider on a daily basis doing it to people I see on the street. Or anywhere for that matter.

- Scars are cool, and I would scar my entire body all over if I didn't want to have a career in the film industry.

- No woman has ever inspired me to do anything other than fuck them. Although I'm sure anon has had the exact same history.
>> Anonymous
>>426706

- Also, the more discoloured veins men have on their bodies, the more badass they look. Bodybuilders who have little to no veins and a dark tan can go die in a fucking fire. Pale and discoloured veins ftw.

- I'm a bloke btw. Also 99% of the pictures on my wall are of men, both IRL and virtual. This is related to the "women don't inspire me thing" I said last post. They don't turn me on, they are just downright cool: The Terminator, The Joker, Agent 47, etc.

- I personally hate homosexuals with all my heart, and even though I'm pretty much atheist I state that homosexuals go against god. How the fuck is your race supposed to carry on if your male and female genders aren't fucking each other and reproducing. Maybe if humans were Asexual I would have a different view. But I'm 100& positive that my opinion on the subject is flawless and therefore fact. Let's see your arguments to that, nostalgiafags.

- I also consider using people to fulfill my goal. Heavily inspired by the Sith way of life from Star Wars.

- I like Star Wars.
>> Anonymous
>>426729
lmao
Star Wars nerds aren't capable of manipulating people.
>> Anonymous
>>426729
When only about 15% of the population is gay (that's probably pushing it) does it matter?

Plenty of places over the world have overpopulation issues.

Also, you don't have to be straight to pass on your genes and have children.
>> Anonymous
I'm bisexual.
>> Anonymous
you guys are so some mad dogs!
>> Anonymous
>>426706
>>426729
You are a gigantic faggot.
>> Anonymous
I am a Sociopath
>> Anonymous
When ever I work out after hanging out with this girl I like but doesn't like me I seem to work out longer and harder because maybe then I will have a chance with her :(
>> Anonymous
>>425792
I'm an INTJ ... I know I'm fucking awesome.

I make money on the internet and a pick up artist.

I'm just fucking awesome.

I make money passively, I get women I want.

my only downfall is thinking too much
>> Anonymous
OP again

and i thought this was going to be a fail thread, goddamn

- like some other people above i also check myself out in every reflective surface, i purposely walk by a lot of cars, or examine one to make it look like i'm checking out what's inside while i'm looking at myself

- i hate fashion, i see thousands of people tumbling through the mall to find pointless shit to wear, that properly defines them ( and calling it original while it's being mass produces ) while they already have too much and i wish for a bomb to drop on me

- i hate masturbating, i hate eating, i hate having to go the toilet to take a shit

- never been in a relationship

- i think suicide is a reasonable alternative to living

- i am pretty much schizoid and narcissistic
>> Anonymous
The thought of being in a relationship annoys me and makes me angry, yet sometimes I wish I had somebody.

Which leads into me getting angry and doing some exercises to tire myself out.
>> Anonymous
that dog is fucking bad fucking ass fucking
>> Anonymous
>>426819
- i hate masturbating, i hate eating, i hate having to go the toilet to take a shit


Why do you hate america?
>> Anonymous
>>426339
I talk and sometimes sing to myself, even in class...

People look at me funny
>> Anonymous
-I work out alone, always filled with rage, but in a complete trance at the same time, oblivious to my surroundings.
-My personality is merely a mesh of personalities that good friends of mine left behind before they died, I'm not really my own person. My rage and desire for strength comes from one of these dead friends.
>> Anonymous
>>426913
AVENGE HIS DEATH. THAT FUCKER WILL PAY.
>> Anonymous
>>426913
Are they really dead or are you just using a metaphor for you not being friends with them anymore or them changing or something like that
>> Anonymous
>>426919
Not a metaphor, quite literal. The person I was before couldn't handle it, as I was physically and mentally weak, and eventually, I let the dominant aspects of their personalities, that I saw in them, take over my own.
>> Anonymous
>>425866
I always do this.

>>426420
You just described me.
>> Anonymous
I am into BDSM yet only 18yrs old.
I wack off to photos off girls in my class who I find hot.
I lie alot.
>> Anonymous
Whenever I work out and need motivation for my last few reps, I visualize in my head a picture of this girl I am really good friends with, knowing that if I am more muscular I will look better / may be finally able to get her :(

I analyze EVERYTHING no matter who I talk to whether its a stranger or best friend. If I do something wrong / could of done it better I think about it for the next few days and ways I could of improved it. Even simple things.

I deliberatly show off my abs when I can. Make me feel like a fucking douche but I still do it.
>> Anonymous
>>426943
>I wack off to photos off girls in my class who I find hot.

I swear loads of anons do that
>> Anonymous
I hate taking dump initially, but whenever it's one of those satisfying logs it's ecstasy
>> Anonymous
>>426950
>I analyze EVERYTHING no matter who I talk to whether its a stranger or best friend. If I do something wrong / could of done it better I think about it for the next few days and ways I could of improved it. Even simple things.

You described me.
>> Anonymous
>>426729
fag.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>I analyze EVERYTHING no matter who I talk to whether its a stranger or best friend. If I do something wrong / could of done it better I think about it for the next few days and ways I could of improved it. Even simple things.

Same. Made me much better socially tho.
>> Anonymous
>>426972
Yeah, though its annoying when I make some kind of mistake and it bugs me for ages.
>> Anonymous
I bite my toenails, I masturbate into water bottles, I sometimes pee into other waterbottles.
>> Anonymous
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>>426415
>> Anonymous
I EATZ MAH BOOGERZ
>> Anonymous
>>426609
Alot of that stuff is me precisely except for the Feeling part, I just feel too damn much. Other than that though... shit's scary.
>> Anonymous
>>425827
>Urine is technically cleaner than tap water.
where do you live, in sudan or something?
>> Anonymous
i dont brush or floss my teeth nearly as often as i should
>> Anonymous
>>427038
Urine is sterile and anti-bacterial.
>> Anonymous
>>426375
>I especially have the habit of shouting/yelping something when I remember something embarrassing.

wow me too.
>> Anonymous
>>427045
and also caustic
>> Anonymous
>>425846
>>425846
i do this.. whats wrong with it?
>> Anonymous
- I have never kissed, had a relationship or had sex. I'm 23. Thing is, it doesn't even bother me, I'm fairly attractive and have had a few requests in my time, but I dunno. Can't be bothered. I intend to live to 150, so plenty of time =)

Still, I'd never tell anyone, just you anon.
>> Anonymous
I like looking at myself in the mirror for hours while stroking my huge muscles and dick. I turn myself on.

I'm not gay though.
>> Anonymous
every time a girl talks to me i think she is interested in me.
>> Anonymous
>>427101
after about 28 your sex drive diminishes noticeably, in your 30s you won't be able to get erections by just thinking about sex and your recovery time will be like a day or two, your erections won't be as strong and won't last as long, by the time you're 40 you're less than half as virile as you were when you were 20. Viagra/ED drugs don't give you a 20 year old super hard boner either, you'll still have that old man semi it'll just last longer.

So no, you don't have much time. Get out there and fuck something while you're still young. You missed out on 16 year old sex (in before pedo) don't miss out on 23 year old sex. You will regret it.
>> Anonymous
>>427101
regular sex is strongly linked to longevity
>> Anonymous
>>427111

I think I think the same way too, but at the same instant, I know she's not.
>> Anonymous
I wish I weren't a woman.
>> Anonymous
>>427147
women will let you know if they are interested, they aren't usualy that subtle about it
>> Anonymous
>>427153
Just do the stuff guys do. Drink excessively, play video games and get interested in sports. The bros will accept you as their own.
>> Anonymous
>>427167

If she's hot they might just accept her for sexings though.
>> Anonymous
>>427171
That's a big problem. I'll give myself a 6, honestly. Not turning heads but not bottom of the barrel. Turns out that coupled with being able to keep up at most things he likes makes me prime sexing material, which fucking sucks.
>>427167
Done, done, and done.
>> Anonymous
If a woman even so much as talks to me or addresses me, I will fall in love with her.
>> Anonymous
WHY does everyone obsess over getting a girlfriend this much? You're 9001x more likely to find someone you're actually satisfied with if you stop looking.
>> Anonymous
>>427233
Wait, what's bad about being prime sexing material?
>> Anonymous
To:>>427296

>>427233
is
>>427153
>> Anonymous
>>427316
Still fail to see why a woman would not want to be wanted.
>> Anonymous
>>427348
Because she's not attracted to men.
>> Anonymous
>>427293
don't be fucking stupid
>> Anonymous
>>427293
Because we feel a bit like failures for not having one, and secretly want to know what it's like.

Hell it might be the worst thing in the world, but I want to experience it at least once before I become too old to date college chicks.

Mature women just don't do it for me.
>> Anonymous
I get super turned on after a good session in the gym, moreso on leg day.

I sometimes want to punch my boss in the face because she complains she wants to lose weight, and then goes to mcdonalds for lunch.

I hate people who correct my already correct form when doing deadlifts. They seem I'm doing rows.

I use gym mirrors for checking out chicks, and looking up their shorts when they do leg abductions
>> Anonymous
>>425846
The gym I went to when I didn't have the gym in my basement basically told people to do that. Especially women because "OHMAHGAH I DUN WANNA GET HUEG"
>> Anonymous
>>427348
Reverse trap.
>> Anonymous
>>427388
>I use gym mirrors for checking out chicks, and looking up their shorts when they do leg abductions

Everyone does that. And everyone else sees it.
>> Anonymous
>>427397
and the girls like it
>> Anonymous
>>427400
I'm so glad for the lack of self respect these days.
>> Anonymous
I'm not racist.
>> Anonymous
- I fucked up sexually so many times.

- One night I had my GF and her best friend over, we got drunk had a good time and when it was time for sleep we all slept in the same bed my gf in the middle me on one side and her on the other, after a while I reached around and started playing with my GF's best friends collar bone and she eventually grabbed my hand and put it lower down (she was into me, shit was so cash at the time) my GF found out that night and went off crying while i continued fondleing her friends breasts I eventually went out side to see where she was and after some convincing she forgave me and we are no longer friends with her best friend as it's uncomfortable and fucked up due to me letting sexual urgers get the best of me.

-Another fucked up time.
My best friend in the entire world, we always got drunk together and went out lots one night I thought she passed out and went in for a boob grab and she woke up during it and got into crying rage saying rape and she would tell everyone (she didn't) I sat home for the next 3 days bawwwwing over it she rang me and said she over reacted then we were best friends again.
Cheated on my GF again but she didn't find out.
>> Anonymous
>>427431
Women don't have any respect for themselves
>> Anonymous
-im obsessed with perfection because of anxiety

-discommunicate my friends when I get bored of them

-used to spend days on end weeping in my room with the lights off

-I am so obsessed with overcoming my flaws that I never hang out with any people, just work, school, work out,study.

-I purposefully flirt with girls and don't ask them out because it makes me feel good about myself
>> Anonymous
>>427445
continued feild too long

- Another time with my best friend recently and the most fucked up. after the first time I went from maby scoring with her to the best friend area thats like a 'brother' she told me all the time about guys shes fucked and condoms on the floor shit made me rage so hard, shes fucked guys shes known for like 3 months and I was best friends with her for years I WANTED THAT ASS. One day I slept in really late and then went over to her house, she had work that day and went to bed at like 10 and I gave her like a 30 min back rub so she was out like a light, I went to bed aswell (we always slept in the same bed, thats how close we were) and I just stayed awake for hours brooding.raging and such and over the course of 2 hours or so I managed to push her onto her side grab that ass so much, slip down her undies put her on her back slip it down some more, just slightly touching her pubic area, just so see if she had a shaved vag or let it grow. She was shaved I got a boner the size of godzilla, dickzilla. I touched her clit and felt all around, SO FUCKING HARD.

will continue again.
>> Anonymous
>>427454
I do the exact same things.
>> Anonymous
>>427462
Continued
I was so horny so so horny, I kept on going and was fingering her while she slept I couldn't fucking belive it..... then she woke up but she didn't do anything she just rolled over speachless while I was mindblown that i had just fingering her and was blabbering to myself (I didn't know she woke up) she got out of bed about 10 mins later and we just watched tv then went back to bed without her saying a word. It was like 3 days and we hadn't seen eachother and I rung her lots to ask if she wanted to do something, she always said no and was really distant. Then one night she messaged me over MSN and told me that she knew and she won't tell anyone and to leave her alone. I said ok sorry i'll leave you alone and i havn't seen her for months. She's also the god mother of my son so family events and othershit is fucked up and people will notice why im not hanging out with her. I always let my sexual urgers fuck me up.
>> Anonymous
>>427400
that's because all women are whores
>> Anonymous
>shes fucked guys shes known for like 3 months

So what? I've fucked plenty of girls that had only known me for less than a week.
>> Anonymous
>>427468
bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks
>> Anonymous
>>427468
Save for
>>427153
>> Anonymous
I have better conversations with my imaginary friends than any of my real ones.
>> Anonymous
>>427454
>-I am so obsessed with overcoming my flaws that I never hang out with any people, just work, school, work out,study.

I actually admire that. I wish I could do it, but I always find something else to do in order to not study. Which isn't good for my university grades.
>> Anonymous
>>427483
You better, otherwise your imagination would be fucked up. I mean more than having an imaginary friend at all.
>> Anonymous
>>427466


-Another time I was talking to this chick over msn that i've met once and only through a friend we talked for a good 6 months and then the first night we met up, I fingered her. but this wasn't really a screw up as my GF doesn't know so i've still seen her a few times slowly making more progress. I know I shouldn't do this as I KNOW it will bite me in the ass some day so hard But dickzilla just wants to rage on in vag town.

Always wanted to vent this shit out and now I have it's always played around with my head about how much I fucked up and wished I could go back in time. But I have to deal with the shit i've ruined with dickzilla.

Don't let sexually urgers get the best of you, wait till you are sure to bang dat ho and not fuck around with your social life, also

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Turtletron !t0of944Ftw
>>427466

You do know you've got a sexual problem right? It's only a matter of time before you rape some 13 year old.
>> Anonymous
I've masturbated to the point where I can't cum from normal intercourse, so I haven't had sex in a looong time.
>> Anonymous
>>427493
Oh just shut the fuck up already you gigantic piece of shit, nobody is reading your tl;dr failposts
>> Anonymous
>>427493
Would you please stop using the word urger where it doesn't make any sense. Thank you.
>> Anonymous
>>427485
thank you

makes me feel much less crazy
>> Anonymous
>>427493
Go fucking seek help, this shit isnt normal at all.
>> Anonymous
>>427496
I've had this problem, once had a girl over and she s'd my d for like two hours, could blow

with anxiety you tend to kind of pinch your prostate withholding orgasm, if you just focus on relaxing your ass it'll happen
>> Anonymous
>>-I purposefully flirt with girls and don't ask them out because it makes me feel good about myself

THIS, ESPECIALLY WITH UGLY GIRLS
>> Anonymous
>>427490

True. By the way I have six imaginary friends. We are in an imaginary rock band and have imaginary orgies with imaginary groupies.
>> Anonymous
-I don't want to merry or have kids. I just want to get a pretty good paying job (civil engineer at collage now) and just buy whatever makes me happy until I die.

-When I get to around 30-40, I'm going to commit suicide.
Suicide > becoming old and having no fun, having your body break down, going to the hospital for operations every few months, wasting taxpayer dollars on social security, and best of all you get to choose how and when to die.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>427541
>>merry
>>collage
>> Anonymous
>>427541
Join the club.
>> Anonymous
I have been with my gf for 2 years. We practically live together but every night when she is with her friends or whatever. I spend the entire day sitting by the comp on msn/sites having camsex. It gets me so fucking horny.
I have a secret msn that I use specifically for this with around 200 contacts- all girls 15-20 years old. (I am 17 Btw lolounderageb&)

Also when camming I can look at my own body and become hard and when my dick is fully erect I get even hornier because I know the girls think its big for my size. (skinny fuck 125 pounds-58 kg/180cm-5.9 ft and 7.8-20 cm dick)

I dont look that good IRL but on pics/cam I look fucking awesome which means FUCKING HOTT GIRLS will show off their teenage bodies. I also have a secret folder where I keep all their pics they send me, Man /b/ would go apeshitcrazy over it.
>> Anonymous
>>427560
Hot teenage bodied girls turn me on, and I'm a Christfag girl, albeit a casual one. (inb4Shitstorm.)
>> Anonymous
>>427565
I respect your thoughts and opinons.
>> Anonymous
>>427572
Well that's unexpected.
>> Anonymous
>>427565
Enjoy your repression.
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
>>427388
Whoa, you're like me. Lets be pals.
>> Anonymous
I failed at college not because the work was too hard but I just couldn't be fucked to do it and I don't know why.
>> Anonymous
>>427937
I just _barely_ graduated with a degree in agricultural science for the same reason. I fucking loved going to class and learning, but I fucking hated the whole tests/assignments/grading bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>427937
>>427989
At least I'm not alone on this.
>> PopularTripfag !mG5O0Tff5s
This chick in one of my classes is huge

HUGE

she was out of breath when she came into class

We have elevators

she took the elevator

SHE WAS OUT OF BREATH, WALKING

IT IS A GODDAMN HALLWAY, SHE RAN OUT OF BREATH WALKING IN A HALLWAY TO CLASS

I AM NOT JOKING

I want to kill her, yet I must smile and nod

I am such a pussy sometimes
>> Anonymous
>>428026

u could fuck her if u wanted to, a pussy is a pussy, go get sum virgin.
>> Anonymous
I can never be the real me around my friends, I act like a much happier, optimistic version of myself.
Bites me in the ass though cos when I have a problem and I wanna tell someone I can't because I dont want them to think I need someone to be there for me.
>> Anonymous
>>427560

rapidshit that, nigger.
>> Anonymous
>>428026

i lold
>> Anonymous
i have imaginary friends. there are several of them but i usually only deal with one at a time. i know they arent real but i ask them for advice sometimes and pretend they are walking with me and silly shit like that. they are basically compositions of admirable character traits derived mainly from the ex girlfriends i have had, minus the bitchiness/whore-ish-ness/rejecting-me-ness. my relationships with said imaginary friends are often times more rewarding than my relationships with the person or people they are based off of.

i visualize myself as an animal sometimes, when im working out for example. other times i see myself as a sort of black hole, or some kind of agent of destruction, sometimes im scared to be my real self because i don't want to harm people around me, sometimes because i want to be a good person, other times because i dont want to deal with the legal ramifications. empathy is a strange and transient sort of thing for me.

usually when i am my real self around people i get rejected so generally my outside personality consists of a carefully manufactured system of lies and lip service. i guess this is to different from what most people do, it just sucks to know that i will rarely be accepted for who i really am.

i would totally bang a couple of my cousins

i suffer from pretty major depression, sometimes i like it, it feels 'right'
>> Anonymous
>>427541
>-When I get to around 30-40, I'm going to commit suicide.

Are you sure you can't just do it sooner? It'd be nice.
>> Anonymous
Anytime a girl warms up to me and it starts to look promising, I drive her away. I can't even fathom how many times I have done this. I can only succeed with girls that I totally do not give a shit about. I think it has to do with being smothered with affection as a child.
>> PopularTripfag !mG5O0Tff5s
>>428031


She is like 3-4 me's

as in I could stand up, put myself next to copies of myself

she is wider than that

wider than three to four me's
>> Anonymous
30+ year old men turn me on

I'm 17
>> Anonymous
>>428108
>major depression...it feels 'right'

I have a similar case of this. I have been diagnosed for nearly a year now. People are constantly telling me to cheer up and *avoid* me when I don't act all happy and shit.

For some reason, I love feeling like shit all the time.
>> Anonymous
>>428108
>i would totally bang a couple of my cousins

This is not uncommon actually.
>> Anonymous
>>428149

I like feeling gloomy sometimes too.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>427493
>>427466
>>427462
>>427445
Did anyone here actually bother to read all this stupid shit? Enjoy your ugly chicks
>> Anonymous
>>428175
Do you really want to be the first?
>> Anonymous
>>428175
That's exactly what I thought. I didn't read one damn story.
>> Anonymous
your animalistic fantasies are not in any way suprising. primordial humans had to act tough and impressive to attract the best mates. your habits are probably just a physical example of your genetic makeup, you NATURALLY want to appear more masculine and virile to acquire more mates and thus more chances to spread your genes. dude its just the eye of the tiger so let out your inner animal
>> Anonymous
>>428126

same issue only not b& material.