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Anonymous
hey guys, where can i get some steroids? any online sources?
>> IKNOWMORETHANYOU
how the hell does that guy perform daily activities? hell, i think hes too big to even lift anymore, or wipe his ass for taht matter

dont buy steroids online, you will get ripped off, ie sold fake shit

go to your local gym, make friends with a huge dude, ask his source, profit
>> Anonymous
>>56405
its shopped. im not good at making friends, plus i dont want to sign up for the gym, i gotsa home gym. i heard that a lot of folks buy steroids online, theres all kinds of forums your supposed to be able to find sources but the rules of these forums are you cant ask for sources, not even in pm's. so wtf?
>> Anonymous
Enjoy your micro penis and liver damage.
>> Anonymous
t-nation?
bodybuilding.com?

oftentimes you can just search 'anabolic'
>> Anonymous
>>56442
i cant unless i get some

>>56446
ya, sites like that. its bullshit though thats where people go for sources, but they specifically tell you not to ask anyone for sources ever. how do i find the sources then?
>> Anonymous
>>56442

steroids do not shrink your cock, only your testicles you dumb shit.

either way steroids fail.
>> Anonymous
You go to your local Chinese pharmacist (theyre all chinese, even if they look indian or white or whatever, its just a plastic/gelatinous mask) - and the codeword for getting steroids is opening the conversation like this:
>>will be the pharmacist
"Hoi mah, wong loung sei?"
>>"Sorry, what was that?
"TIGER PENIS, I BUY"
>>"You cop buddypal? I knowing rights!"
"No man, I swear!"
>>"Ok, you forrow me"

prob gonna be around $150 a month, for about 12 dosages.
>> Guil
Steroids are for people who've been building so long that they have contacts and multiple people they could talk to about getting steroids. So it's obvious you're not ready, alright?
>> Anonymous
>>56463
what if i been lifting at home all my life?
>> Guil
>>56466
We should have a get-together and/or slumber party because I work out at home too
>> Anonymous
>>56469
Hey me too, do you guys like smores?
>> Anonymous
>>56470
yes