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RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!zo4
I JUST PICKED UP MY MP3 PLAYER AND IM GOING ON A RUN RIGHT NOW, IF YOU ARE SITTING HERE FEELING SORRY ABOUT YOUR SELF FOR BEING FAT OR YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT OR MAINTAIN WEIGHT STOP READING THIS, AND GO DO IT, GO RUN GUYS, ITS GOOD FOR YOU..

GET YOUR RAGE ON
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
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Raging too much means high blood pressure means early death from hypertension and fatigue.

The last time I nerdraged was to this picture, and it's made me more or less immune to raging. Even when my girlfriend had excessively drunken sex with another asian thinking it was me.

And since I didn't rage she treated me to a real nice time the next night.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
ok so I want to do this, but I'm a pretty (read:extremely) laid back guy

how do i got my rage on?
>> Anonymous
ITT (up until now) Tripfags
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>19905

Read one of those 'IM A FAT FUCK AND I'M PROUD OF IT' threads on one of those fatty forums.
>> Anonymous
>>19905
go visit gaia or maybe the "skullcandy" forums that should do it.
>> Dr. Pixel
>>19905
Think of some bad fashion?
>> Anonymous
i got my raaaaaage on mostly just to spite an ex and laugh in her fucking face... oh god it was awesome.
>> Anonymous
Get your raaaage on thinking about not being an ugly, disgusting fattie for spring break? Find an expensive outfit and buy it in a size too small to get you to exersize (worked for me... I HATE wasting money).
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!zo4
>>19900
THAT IS PENT UP RAGE THAT LEADS TO HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND DIEING, IF YOU LET IT OUT YOU ARE FINE.

GET YOUR RAGE ON
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!zo4
>>19905
LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND LOOK AT YOUR IMPERFECTIONS, THINK HOW YOU COULD IMPROVE EACH ONE, AND THE TIME YOU HAVE WASTED BEING WEAK AND IMPERFECT AND LET IT FILL YOUR SOUL WITH SELF LOATHING BECAUSE YOU WERE SO LAZY YOU ALLOWED YOUR SELF TO BECOME HOW YOU ARE NOW. ALLOW YOUR SELF TO FEEL JEALOUSY AND THEN TAKE THAT JEALOUSY AND TURN IT INTO ANGER, "i wish i looked like him" TURN THAT INTO I WILL FUCKING LOOK LIKE THAT GUY AND THEN TAKE HIS WEMONZ AND THEN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM WITH THE GIGANTIC MUSCLES I'M GOING TO HAVE, AND THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU WANT IT WHILE YOU EXERCISE IN YOUR QUEST TO BEAT THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF THIS GUY AND STEAL HIS LIFE FROM HIM.

OR YOU COULD THINK ABOUT HOW SOCIETY HAS BECOME FEMONIZED AND BECAUSE OF THIS YOU ARE THE WAY YOU ARE, THAT YOU LET YOUR SELF BE CONTROLLED BY MASS MEDIA, YOU LET THEM TELL YOU THAT YOU DON'T NEED BIG MUSCLES, THAT THE GOVERNMENT WILL PROTECT YOU. AND THAT GUYS ARE ONLY USEFUL IF YOU hAVe A SMALL PENIS. BULLSHIT, YOU ARE A MAN ACT LIKE IT, GET TO FUCKING WORK YOU FAGGOT. THE WORLD IS A COLD AND LonELY PLACE, YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO WATCH YOUR OWN BACk, OR SOMEONE IS GOING TO TAKE YOUR LIFE FROM YOU.

GET YOUR RAGE ON
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>19971

I was looking for the hidden message and came up with 'heonk'.

Personally I can only keep my anti-state anti-corporate rage up for about 4 hours till I start getting depressed about the whole thing.
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!zo4
>>19976
4 HOURS A DAY IS WAY MORE THAN ENOUGH.
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!zo4
I AM GOING ON A RUN RIGHT NOW, IF YOU ARE READING THIS AND THINK YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT, STOP READING THIS GET UP AND GO FUCKING DO SOMETHING.
>> Anonymous
why isnt this troll banned yet?
>> Anonymous
I don't need an MP3 player or RAGE to run. The sheer motivation of maintaining peak physical performance should be enough.

RAGE FAG will die an early death.
Or go to jail for beating his wife.
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!zo4
>>20864
BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU I SUBMIT ORIGINAL CONTENT THAT CONTAINS TRUTH.
>> Anonymous
>>20896
If you're going on a run why don't you GTFO already?
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!zo4
>>21300
I WENT EARLIER, I'M LEAVING FOR SCHOOL RIGHT NOW THOUGH