So, my neighbors mom is threatening to call her contacts on me, because I yelled at her kid and told him I'd beat the crap out of him if he keeps bullying my much smaller and younger brother.Long story short: She's from Turkey, and they're hot blooded sick motherfuckers. Next quarrel will end ion bloodshed and I don't want to be the one doing the bleeding.I'm a weak, short nerd who's got no chance of defending myself against any of her guys. I got a knife though, but I don't know how to use it. Could anyone here give me some advice on how I should attack him, and where? I don't care about legal consequences, I just want to win this.
>She's from Turkey, and they're hot blooded sick motherfuckers.This hurt my feelings :(
Call your contacts, the INS.
>Next quarrel will end ion bloodshedThank God, I was wondering if those poor ions would ever stop being senselessly slaughtered...
Turkish chicks are hot. Bone the mom.
>>192313lol'd
HA HATURKISH THUGS WILL BREAK YOU IN TWO
>>192306What are you, a pussy?If you answered; yes;Call the cops. They love beating up immigrants and are probably better at it then you are.
Get the jump on them by killing yourself first. That will show them.
Gun
So, you threatened this woman's son with (empty) threats of violence, in order to protect your small, weak brother and you're scared when it's time to put up?I hope they gut you for being a puss.
>>192334I'm not scared. I'll take whatever comes, and deal with it with a knife.
stab upwards and go for underneath the chest, you want to get under the chest and into the heart. stab as many times as you can because its going take awhile for him to bleed out. after you get a few good stags run away so he will chase you and increase his bloodflow which will cause him to fatigue and die much quicker
Eat their faces and shit on the mother. Also stab yourself here(4).
buy a gun and shoot them if they try anything
how about instead of asking this stupid question, you get some lessons in self defense. i recommend krav maga.take your brother along too. you're better off having him be able to defend himself against bullies than have both of you get beaten up becasue of your stupid mouth
Even assuming this lady was psychotic enough to call Turkish Mob Thugs to come and fight you, THEY'RE FUCKING PROFESSIONAL MOB ENFORCERS. They aren't going to give a flying shit if some little twat threatens to beat up some other little twat. They have more important things to worry about. Jesus fucking christ, I can't wait until school starts again for you fucking children.
Take this to /k/, although you won't be getting any good answers from them since murder is illegal.
>>192415Yep, they're probably just pull your ear or something. Don't try anything stupid because TURKISH MAFIA AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH
Don't make threats you can't back up, I hope they beat you stupid
You're fucked dude. You're not going to fight against one turk. They'll get their brothers, cousins and uncles and their uncles and their uncles and their uncles. They'll also be armed with butterfly knifes. And they'll be even more pissed after they lose against Germany tonight.A job application might fend them off though.
3/10Give it up or call the police, if you are serious.
>>192449OP gonna get raped
OP is fucked
>>192306call deportation. where do you live? I'm sure a few /k/ommandos would help for the lulz. If that fails carry your knife, some hairspray, a lighter, stay on your own land bait them out into your property for legal reasons.
>>192487/k/ommando's wouldnt help a /fit/kid fo shit...i second the job application or buying a shit ton of kebabs and give them away to teh turks
>>192487Why would /k/ommandos help anyway?
headbutt to the clavicle
>>192508bored,trigger happy guys with guns never used on real people.... yet.
Buy a gun...guns turn weak people into super heroes
>>192536Weak people getting guns makes normal people get bigger guns.
>>192508They wouldn't because they loev guns and could give two shits about melee combat.
underage b&
>>192487I would also like to know where OP lives.
>>192383are you cuban?
I'm sure the /k/ommandoes will be able to suppy you with all the weapons and skills to send those turkfags back to turkey in a coffin.
Who needs courage when you have a gun?
If you run out of bullets in a fight, just go gun kata on them and pistol whip them to death.
Where the hell do you guys live, and why have I never heard of a Turkish Mafia.
Planning on becoming an hero OP?
She's going to call her "contacts?" Maybe she's getting corrective lenses so she can see you better for a police description, or perhaps a team of stock brokers will barrel their way into your bedroom window.Or maybe you should say "thug" or "mobster" or something. "Contacts" sounds lame and vague.
>>192587Turkish Mob no exists. anlamak?