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Sick Child Anonymous
My goddaughter has been sick the last 2 days and kind of took a turn for the worse today. She threw up what looks to be phlegm so I'm trying to get her to spit after she coughs. After throwing up, she took a shit. I gave her breakfast and a water bottle so she can have some fluids. Besides bedrest, what can I do? I'm thinking about making some chicken noodle soup when she wakes up.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
dehydration is bad... make sure she gets plenty of fluids.

i don't remember the constituent foods ATM, but the "B.R.A.T." is supposed to be good for sick children (i think it's something like banana rice applesauce tea)

visiting her pediatrician never hurts if it doesn't get better right away.

basicly rest and a diet that's easy on the digestive tract is all she/you can do
>> Anonymous
>>52813
Insurance :|
>>52816
She hates applesauce but I'll she'll have to grin and bear it.

Now that I think about it, ever since she moved up here from down south she's been sort of sickly. Maybe a climate thing. At least we got rid of her asthma .
>> Anonymous
You're not seriously going to take advice from Dr. Anonymous, are you?
>> Anonymous
Keep giving fluids, arrange a doctor's appointment. Bread, rice, applesauce, toast.
>> Anonymous
Stick it in her pooper.
>> Anonymous
>>52825
actually, doctor anonymous is telling her to try and get thegoddaughter in with a doctor as soon as reasonably possible.... how is that bad advice...

the kind of advice you don't take would be a suggestion that the little girl be "an hero"
>> Anonymous
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>>52832
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>> Anonymous
>>52811
btw, that is a fucked up picture to use for your post...
>> Anonymous
>>52835
How is that a shocking answer? That's like the stock response to any question on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>52818

ER. They'll charge you, but they're pretty amiable with regards to repayment schedules.
>> Anonymous
>>52852
I'm still paying for an ER visit from last year. $25 a month is the deal i worked out with the hospital
>> Anonymous
>>52811
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>> Anonymous
>>52818
how old is she? if she's under 8 years old and that's her health, if you don't take her to the doctor because of insurance, you're looking at jail time when she INEVITABLY DIES
>> Anonymous
How old, and what sort of symptoms is she experiencing?

Doctor's the best bet. See if you can find government services. There are government assistance clinics around (at least where I'm at) which have very reasonable cost.
>> Anonymous
>>53175
>>53183
She's 5 and she's from the Caribbean. Don't worry though. She took a long nap and woke feeling better than before. She's all smiles. Still has a little cough
>> Anonymous
>>53200
>Still has a little cough
quit sticking your dick in her throat then.

also, can you take some pictures of her nude prty plz :) :) :3 <3 <3 :3 :) :)
>> Anonymous
>>52841

DO A BARRELL ROLL

Pedialyte might help. Vomiting and diarrhea will dehydrate the shit out of her, and iirc, Pedialyte is like children's Gatorade. Then take her to a FREE CLINIC.

Also, if you are a troll, gujobu.
>> Anonymous
jesus christ. Board goes sfw and gets overun by /b/tards.

OP, just make sure she has lots of fluids...especially if she is puking/diarrhea
>> Anonymous
>>53213
I assure you, good anon, that I am no /b/tard. I'm always this deranged, even before 4chan came along.
>> Anonymous
Ahem... sauce on pic.