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Hey /fit/, why are you all such faggots? Just because some people don't like to work out 12 hours a day and spend all their time in a sweaty, smelly, damp room with other sweaty, smelly men doesn't give you any right to make fun of them.

Just remember when you make fun of us that all the working out in the world won't make up for your shitty personality and you'll probably die alone and fat once you're no longer able to work out.

Pic related, it's me about to fuck more women at the same time than you'll fuck in your entire lives.
>> Anonymous
shit was SO skinny
>> Anonymous
Someone posted the exact same picture yesterday, and a slightly modified version the day before. Bad troll is bad and made of fail.
>> Anonymous
>>289561
Actually I only posted it once (with blacked out boxes over our faces) and it wasn't to start a thread it was inside of one.

So suck my dick, jealous little fagboy.
>> Anonymous
>>289564
So you admitted to be a troll? I'm very displeased. You'll have to retake the courses.
>> Anonymous
>>289564
That person isn't you, and even then he looks like a complete wimp.

Enjoy weighing 300 pounds.
>> Anonymous
>>289571
Admitted to be a troll? How so? Somebody in another thread asked what I looked like and I posted the picture.
>> Anonymous
skinny fag is skinny
>> Anonymous
Geeze, those girls even have bigger arms than that skinny faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>289582
You can't even see my arms and no I don't. They're not steroided up like you gay fags seem to like but I get no complaints ;)

>>289580
jealous fag is jealous
>> Anonymous
And remember kids, when you start trolling, try your very best not to fail!
>> Anonymous
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OP here, here's another pic of me.

Are you faggots getting even more jealous?
>> Anonymous
I have to agree with the OP when it comes to some of you guys. A lot of you are REALLY deluded when it comes to women. You all seem to think that having an awesome body will excuse your lack of good looks and personality. You all also forget that women look to things like money, status and power BEFORE looking at your abs.

A lot of people who invest too much time into working out are usually extremely insecure.
>> sasuke
>>289593
you havent been doing your squats..
>> Anonymous
>>289595
Because an hour and a half a week is too much time, amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>289548
>>289595

Same fag, also having a body is part of looking good. Way to fail.
>> Anonymous
>>289600
You're one of the people I'm talking about.

Seriously, women don't give a shit about your body. They don't even get to see it unless you live in a nudist colony.

Enjoy trying desperately to get XBOX HUEG in a futile attempt to make up for the fact you're a social retard.
>> Anonymous
>>289595
I hope most people here who are over 18 don't work out for women. Please don't prove me wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>289606
I'm sorry about your mental disability. My condolences to you and your family.
>> Anonymous
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0/10
>> Anonymous
>>289619
I know I've won the argument when the other person resorts to baseless and lame shit like this.

Remember what I said about what attracts women. It will serve you well when reach the age of 16.

When it comes to banging chicks:
Having a good car > Having a good body
>> Anonymous
>>289548

OP, you look nice and seem confident enough, if not a little vain ;)
Just wanted to defend myself and say I only work out for myself, don't think it will increase my chances with the opposite sex. Also, my dick is useless so my life is pointless in the end, but being a positive fellow I think it's great that I don't have to go chasing pussy ;)
>> Anonymous
>>289622
Just because you're too weak willed to work out, you resort to making fun of people on the internet. That says enough right there that you haven't "won" anything. And just so you know, the vast majority of people who work out don't do it for girls or whatever, they do it for themselves.

Enjoy being weak as shit and ugly for the rest of your life while you get to "bang" even uglier fat chicks.
>> Anonymous
>>289623
sup OP
>> sasuke
>>289620
oh god thats so funny what did you do to the laughing man logo
>> Anonymous
>>289625
>>the vast majority of people who work out don't do it for girls or whatever, they do it for themselves.
Keep kidding yourself.

I also know I've won the argument when the other person starts to sage the thread.
>> Anonymous
>>289627

Dude, I'm not OP, seriously. I have a banana penis, that's why I said penis is useless.

tbh I just jumped into this thread to tell me lifestory ;__;

sage for myself
>> Anonymous
>>289622

...I'm sorry I didn't know those of us who worked out are poor and retarded.
>> Anonymous
lol. troll.
Don't be jealous. just because your not an athlete.
fuck women if you wish, but running for an hour and then stopping and catching a breath. The feeling is so goddamn good it's undescribable. almost like sex only without the nagging bitch next to you.
>> Anonymous
>>289634
I've been saging this troll thread since the beginning. And yes, people infact don't work out just for the chicks, as you put it. If you can manage to enter a gym and not have everyone laugh at you because of how scrawny you are, and ask anyone there why they work out, I can guarantee that they won't say that it's because they want to look appealing to the opposite sex. But yeah, if it makes you feel better, go ahead and congratulate yourself for winning an argument on the internet. You're a real champ.
>> Anonymous
i work out for my health, and yes it makes me feel better about myself not being obese either. i go to the gym when i'm stressed out and need to relax, about 3-4 times a week.

the fact that your argument is based 100% on getting ladies shows how insecure you are.. ladies will always be there. the gym has nothing to do with them for me.

troll less plz.
>> Anonymous
>>289645
He's probably out of breath after "fukin teh hawt chicks" for less than a minute, I bet.
>> Anonymous
>>289635

why is ur banana penis useless? :(
>> Anonymous
>>289635
banana penis hits women's g-spot. you're a stud, dude.
>> Anonymous
>>289659

because it bends like a fucking banana, at an extreme angle. part of the reason I'm still a virgo, and part of the reason I work out.
All in all, a pathetic person but seeing as I'm a positive person and I have great friends life isn't as bad as most "losers" make it out to be. :)

Yes, putting smileys in my post shows how POSITIVE I AM.

in before XD
>> Anonymous
>>289662

Yes, a slight upwards curve is good because the G-spot is abdominal side. But also position of sex. Girl on back would be good for banana penis.
>> Anonymous
Uh, working out is for self confidence at first (for girls, self, or what have you), then it just becomes a hobby once you start doing it. Again, even guys who work out for the ladies don't do it so they can show the chicks their guns; they do it so they will feel more confident.

That said, it quickly goes from vanity to hobby. I still don't necessarily like gymming it up, but I know I won't feel quite right without my daily dose of intense exercise.
>> Anonymous
>>289670

Erm, you have other issues than ur penis.
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
old successful troll is still successful, and old
>> Anonymous
>>289662
>>289675

I think you're missing which way my penis bends. It bends to the left.
I posted it here on /fit/ before it became worksafe, people didn't ridicule as much as I had thought, but internet does nothing do self-esteem tbh :)
>> Anonymous
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get 'cho scrawny asses out of here. we'll eat you alive
>> Anonymous
OP, have you ever considered that not all people that work out are associated with the faggotry known as bodybuilding? You know, people that are actually athletes and train for function over aesthetics? No? It's alright, I'm not surprised. I'm sure you were just too busy sitting in the parking lot of a club in your "fly wheels" playing shitty music on your shitty guitar, trying to attract hawt chix so you can fux them with your tiny dick to even consider it.
>> Anonymous
>>289548
AZN. With a horrible sunburn. And those girls look like your sisters or something.
>> Anonymous
Can you imagine if OP WASN'T a troll? How sad would that be? It'd be so much worse. I mean, the ridiculous contradiction that working out won't make up for a shitty personality, when he in fact has such a ridiculously shit personality himself. The hypocrisy. The irony. I'm glad it's such an obvious troll or I'd feel bad for him.
>> Anonymous
>>289548

pics of the threesome or it didnt happen.
>> Anonymous
>>289622
>Having a good car > Having a good body

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! are you still in HS or something?
>> Anonymous
I like to go to the gym to train for 5ks and marathons. With sweaty men. Because I am female.
>> Anonymous
>>289716
That will not get you a girlfriend outside of trailer trash and country whores, fyi.
>> Anonymous
>>289548
I'm just going to point out that these people look totally related.
>> Anonymous
>>289606
>>Seriously, women don't give a shit about your body.

i don't know about the women you *might* have been with but that's seriously not true. unless she's desperate.
>> Anonymous
>>289743
He's fucking fatties.
>> Anonymous
>>289548

Hm...a picture of 3 youths with their faces distorted...

I say you've got 7 days.
>> Anonymous
Shame you're a douche and I'm not!
>> Anonymous
>>289836
unblurred pic was posted days ago, i have it but couldn't give two fucks about digging it up
>> Anonymous
stop getting trolled fag

this should give you a clue
>like to work out 12 hours a day
>> Anonymous
I workout because I'm smart. Amazingly smart. I've realized that joining the army is the way to pick up chicks.

You get muscular, lean, war stories, awesome scars, and you can claim to have killed a man in cold blood. You're Lee fucking Marvin if you don't fuck it up.

P.S. You'll never be Lee Marvin OP, so what do you have to be proud of? Your Lee Marvin qoutiant is pretty low.
>> Anonymous
>>289716

i have a shit car and a good body, but i still think having a nice car would help more with the ladies. personality is the biggest thing though
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>>289996
It's called a hyperbole.

Anyways, this guy and John would probably make good friends.
>> Anonymous
>>290020
>qoutiant
and it was all going so well..
>> Anonymous
someone should learn how to spell quotient!!
>> Anonymous
keep on trollin, trollin, trollin.

OP is a bad pic to troll with, too, considering no one is envious of that faggot frame.
>> Anonymous
>>290020
i hope u die in iraq like the 4,000 babykillers that have died already
>> Anonymous
>>290020
Homewrecker.

Butt plunderer.

Get Ben Savaged.
>> Anonymous
they see me trollin', they hatin'
>> Anonymous
>>290827
tryin' 2 catch me durtee
>> Anonymous
>>289548
OP, I don't care if you are a troll.

Only people with some kind of emotional disorder work out to get women. Hell, casual sex isn't that great anyway. As opposed to making love to someone you actually love, that is.

Nothing wrong with self-improvement.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
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>> Anonymous
What's the point of working out you are going to die anyway
>> Anonymous
>>290990
to get laid more often before you do die, dumbass.
>> Anonymous
>>290990
/troll
>> Anonymous
>>290978
>casual sex isn't that great

urdooinitrong
>> Anonymous
>>291007
>As opposed to
I'd say you were. Casual sex has it's merits.

Getting absolutely trashed and realizing that you fucked a fat chick again ain't so great.
>> Anonymous
I don't give a fuck wether or not women find me hot. It would be a delicious bonus, though.

some people work out to reach personal goals/ endorphines / because bettering yourself feels awesome.
>> Anonymous
OP here. The girl on the right is my sister. Wallow in jealousy.
>> Anonymous
>>290985
What was the point of this other than showing off your ugly ass theme?
>> Anonymous
>>291234
my right or your right?
>> Anonymous
>>291252
Your right.
>> Anonymous
she's a butterface
>> Anonymous
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Like Anonymous, the Internet does not forget nor forgive.
>> Anonymous
>>291328
Oh shi-
>> L0lPeiS
thats right nut fiddler, we got your sister tied up and that other bitch, and the bigest bitch in the middle.. now get on my lap top and prepare for a stinging ring.
>> Anonymous
Why did you assume that this pic would make us assume you are banging the pictured ladies? Do you think we are such losers that we think that holding a girl like that means we are getting laid???
>> Anonymous
rofl, I could punch through your chest. If you want?
>> Anonymous
pwned
>> Anonymous
>>291394
xD