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You Call This Persian? Anonymous
So they're trying to pass Jake Gyllenhaal as a Persian.

Jake looks like 9-10% here, just like me. I have the exact same bodytype and musculature, and roughly the same amount of hair around the appropriate areas.

I'm gonna aim for much lower bodyfat next summer ,though (after I'm done bulking). Really looking forward to that.

Just wanted to take /fit/'s opinion.
>> Anonymous
>>279886

>> 9-10% bodyfat

Sorry, retarded typo.
>> Anonymous
looks good man
>> Anonymous
hey man ur pretty hawt, you should be an actor
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< Ali Tabrizi.
>> Anonymous
He looks a helluva lot more persian than the beaners and niggers they tried to pass off as persians in 300
>> Anonymous
>>279953

Didn't you know that all Persian are 8 feet tall Black men?
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He doesn't look all that much bigger but lean fit looks better than bulky fit imo.
>> Anonymous
keep in mind that ancient persia stretched, esp at its height with like cyrus and darius and shit, across the majority of the fucking known world at the time. the royalty weren't exactly sand niggers.
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>>279972

Not lean fit.... This however is
>> Anonymous
>>279972
are you kidding? He's like 20lbs heavier.

Strong fit always better than lean fit.

>>279998
Trinity Reynolds better than pre-Trinity Reynolds.
>> Anonymous
>>279989
Before persians were conquered by Arabs and made to worship their fucked up god, they were the original Aryans and quite white-skinned. Finding pale Iranians even today isn't that hard.
>> Anonymous
>>280058

OP here,

I'm Arab (American born, though) and I'm pale enough for people to mistake for Italian, East European and even Persian.

So we're not all brown-assed...as a matter of fact, we're pretty racially diverse.

>> conquered by Arabs and made to worship their fucked up god

C'mon, man. Shit ain't cool. I'm on frickin' 4chan and I can just call you all sorts of things like "bigot" and "ignorant bastard", but that doesn't solve anything.

From all the bullshit the media feeds the masses, I really don't blame you. But for what it's worth, take it from this Anon that we're not all batshit-insane fucks.

Lighten up :) .
>> Anonymous
>>280086

To be fair, fuck your god, and everyone else's god.
>> Anonymous
>>280086
okay zoroaster. enjoy your proto judgement day and dead gods
>> Anonymous
terrorists in MY /fit/?
>> Anonymous
>>280128

OP again,

>> zoroaster

wuzzat?

>>280125

Yeah, well...that's just your opinion man ;)

I have a funny feeling we'd make great friends IRL XD
>> Anonymous
>>280086
didn't you read the sign? no niggers.
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>>280129
It's more likely than you think.

>>280086
>I'm on frickin' 4chan and I can just call you all sorts of things like "bigot" and "ignorant bastard", but that doesn't solve anything.
Sorry, but in point of fact, Persians were conquered by Arabs and their religion was wiped out... so where does that make me ignorant that I can state a historical truth?

tl;dr: go detonate yourself, Ahmed
>> Anonymous
>>280157

<---------- /b/
>> Anonymous
Why are Persians so into night clubs and shit like that. Everywhere I go in DC the clubs are dominated by or run by them. Hotass girls BTW.
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!9IH
>>280169
ITS NICE THAT YOU ANSWERED YOUR OWN QUESTION, WHY DON'T YOU READ YOUR OWN POST FIRST NEXT TIME.
>> Anonymous
>>280141

>I don't know what my ancestor's religion was

fucking retard. lrn2history

>we'd make great friends IRL XD

o god i hate you so much. 10/10 raging at the speed of light
>> Anonymous
>>279886

What the fuck does this have to do with being Persian? Looks like you just wanted an excuse to lie about being as fit as Jake.
>> Anonymous
>>280169

And how do I bag one without her father, brothers, and extended family trying to kill me
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!9IH
>>280176
YOU WEAR A MASK WHEN YOU RAPE, ERR I MEAN HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX, WIT DAT BITCH.
>> Anonymous
>>280162

Actually Zoroastrianism is still alive and well as with 3 or 4 other Iranian religions.

Also Arabs are Sunni, while Iranians are Shia... which is Islam but with basically everything to do with Zoroastrianism, so in that aspect it's even more alive.
>> Anonymous
>>280176

I would like to know this as well. Muslim girls are sexy, at least not the ugly disgusting ones, well every race has those.
>> Anonymous
>>280162

1- I didn't call you ignorant. I was saying that calling you so would a tired and sorry excuse for starting another virtually pointless argument on 4chan. I don't want to insult you, belittle you, or accuse you of any wrongdoing. I was really trying to start some positive dialog.

You're 100% correct about your historical statements, no doubt about it.

2- I was really trying to make peace...I know about all the bullshit you see on the news, and it really saddens me that the actions of 0.01% of Arabs would skew the perception of the other 99%, which therefore triggers statements like >> tl;dr: go detonate yourself, Ahmed.

I really don't blame you...in fact, absolutely no offense taken. It's not your fault that your expressing your views based on what you see and hear on the news.

There's nothing I can do to change what you think of me...there are just very few things I can control about how the world currently views our deplorable state of affairs...but I do what I can.

That said, I sincerely hope that you find it in yourself that you look past what you currently think about current world affairs, and that the actions of a few seldom represent the actions of a whole.

Take care, bro.
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I would hit it so hard that it would force a King and a young Prince to flea into exile while simultaneously causing an Islamic Revolution.
>> Anonymous
>>280234

Yea, she looks so sexy in her little pink dress.
>> Anonymous
Goddammit, I'm still waiting for Protips on picking up some hotass muslim girls.
>> Anonymous
>>280246

"Muslim" cover over a billion people, be more specific. If you mean Persian girls, just go to a club and look gino.
>> Anonymous
>>280246
protip 1: be muslim
>> Anonymous
Hey OP, so you're saying you look like Jake Gyllenhaal's body? Post pics so we can see?
>> Anonymous
>>280251

Can do, but I think my German blood is a little to strong for that

>>280252

Fuck
>> RAAAGE !wqLZLRuzPQ!!9IH
>>280271
FUCK YEA GERMANY THROWEN IT UP.
>> Anonymous
>>280221
fuck off arab.
>> Anonymous
>>280189
Zoroastrianism is alive in the same sense that you'd declare Celtic paganism alive: some re-creationists have sewn the known bits and pieces about the religion together into a mishmash. Face it, the holy texts extant from the Zoroastrian era are fragmentary, and little knowledge of the exact rites remains. It's dead, the recreation of it is a farce.

>>280221
The part about detonating yourself was a joke. Most modern Muslims don't even know how the early Islamic conquests went down, so they've no idea how violent it was. Not your fault. I stand behind the statement that the Muslim god is fucked up, though, and would say the same about the Christians. I'm sick of people who give one or the other a pass.
>> Anonymous
>>280287

's all good.

>>280277

No :)

g' night...