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Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
ITT: The demographics of /fit/ posters.

Green = nerds who come here to learn about the science behind fitness, brag about their massive lifts and think the average bench press is 100kg (although the most they've done is a few pressups in their bedroom), suggest stronglifts and insult anyone who posts pictures of themselves that look better than them.

Blue = Fat people trying to be thin but giving up because they eat too much and look for silly shortcuts like HIIT, and justify their not doing any cardio with "OMG YOU LOSE MUSSELS".

Black = Thin people trying to bulk up but failing because they think there's a way to bulk up other than effort and eating anything other than biscuits.

Orange = Fit people who impart decent advice from time to time but troll mostly, or people who are actually making progress.

Which group are you in?
>> Anonymous
ORANGE UNITE
>> Anonymous
orange = piitb
everyone else are fags
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
i just realised my chart looked like pacman on LSD
>> Anonymous
Orange; but a recent surgery has halted my progress. That gym better be ready for me in two weeks.
>> Anonymous
You forgot the ever annoying "fat girl who want to lose weight but doesn't want to exercise."
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>417010

She fits in blue. I say fits but I mean more "is wedged in".
>> Anonymous
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But then again, everyone here is going to claim they're oranges.
>> Anonymous
probably green, but will eventually migrate to either blue or orange depending on how many squats and boring cardio I can do.
>> Anonymous
LOL ALL YOU GOTTA DO HIS CURLZ AND CRUNCHES BRO.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>417020

Lol we'll just say blue shall we fatass
>> Anonymous
>>417024

Not yet, I still do a half hour of boring cardio every morning.
>> Anonymous
what about all the skinnyfats?
>> Anonymous
I'm fit, but I really couldn't give a shit about this hellhole of a trollboard.
>> Anonymous
I'm blue, but I haven't given up losing weight. I do feel ridiculous doing aerobics, though.
>> Anonymous
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I'm orange, pic related
>> Anonymous
>>417047

that picture has been posted on 7chan's /fit/ for years. Enjoy your fat, blue.
>> Anonymous
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Orange brahskies

but seriously I worked hard for my gains and I used to be a skinny fuck
>> Anonymous
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>>417051
it's me, whoever else has been posting it is a wannabee. me in another suit
>> Fatass_sprinter !dHCbrHI07w
I'm making progress, so orange-ish, and fuck you sponge because HIIT works. So does being sick.

One thing that's interesting is this chart. It can be used to measure for someone to measure themself against college athletes.

http://www.criticalbench.com/sportstraining.htm

Have fun. I need to work on my bench.
>> Anonymous
Well, I checked my weight after two months without a scale, and I had lost 25-30 pounds, so I guess orange? Still pretty fat, though.
>> Anonymous
ive lost about 50 lbs. since the first time i browsed this board

so id say im orange
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>417071

Shut up fatty. You're at the point where ANY exercise helps. HIIT is something where people can say "WELL I DID IT AS HARD AS I CAN, WHY CAN'T I SEE RESULTS?", whereas with cardio you know you didn't complete that distance/time.
>> Anonymous
I'm in the grey one.

Fat guy who's eating right, exercising, and making progress who lurks here because of the occasional interesting/helpful thread.

Go me!
>> Anonymous
I am thin but not really trying to add weight just get my 4 pack to a 6 siix pack NAH MEAN?
>> Anonymous
you forgot the "i'm addicted to masturbation" or "is masturbation unhealthy?" trolls
>> Anonymous
Or the idiots arguing which weeaboo martial art is the best
>> Anonymous
My personal favorite: internetspr0n/fapping have desensitized me to sex/pursuing gurlz.
>> Anonymous
>>417015
ooooh, oooh, I'm blue!
I'm 6'2", 200 lbs!
and I only do an hour of cardio a day!
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
All I see here are greens
>> Anonymous
I'd consider myself a mix between black and orange. As in, I'm fit but I still want to gain a bit of muscle. And I'm definitely making progress, and I definitely work hard for it. Functional strength all the way.
>> Anonymous
I never insult anyone on /fit/, so I'm not green- but I am here to learn some scienze

I'm orange most likely. My rate of progress is slow, and I'm a long way off my desired goals, but I'm proud to making progress at any rate.
>> Anonymous
I don't see a section for faggot trolls who have nothing better to do with their time than to make a shitty pie graph and post it on /fit/.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>417258

Oh we fit in orange
>> Anonymous
>>417260
Yes, but you're neither fit, nor do you give any decent advice. Also, you're a flaming faggot.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>417266

Don't you worry your pretty green head. I belong in orange my friend.
>> Anonymous
>>417268
Pic with time stamp, you fat troll.
>> Anonymous
sponge you are a tripfag
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
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>>417269
>> Anonymous
Orange.
>> Anonymous
i am orange but not truly fit yet. In other words i am making good progress.
>> Anonymous
orange. was a severe ectomorph, put on some weight and gained strength in the past few months.
>> Anonymous
Slowing moving from a mix of green and blue towards orange, probably another 2 months to go before I can be considered fit.
>> Anonymous
forgot the fags who claim they are an 6'6" adonis with a 20 inch penis, a 8 second mile, and a 2000 lbs deadlift.
>> Anonymous
To be perfectly honest, I'm not fit. I can't squat more than 1x my body weight, I sometimes don't work all the way up to 90% my HR during HIIT, and I cheat some reps in my last sets. I also follow a horrible diet. I'm the last person that should be giving advice. However, I'd rather be that than a liar who says they can bench 6x their bodywieght. I go outside and run rather than skip cardio to prevent "MUSSEL LOSS". I push myself to failure if I know I can pop out more than the set amount of reps, then increase the weight next set. I'm making progress though, and that's what I believe matters.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>417301

They in green. My chart misses NOTHING. Quit dissing the chart.
>> Anonymous
SPONGE YOU FAT EURO FAG I HAT U
>> Anonymous
I'm orange. I've lost 28lbs FUCK YEAR.
>> Anonymous
Orange. 6 & 20s, No gi bjj 3 times a week, run when I can. I mostly try to help people that start running shoe threads, since that's my actual profession
>> Anonymous
I guess I'm somewhere between an orange and a blue. I'm a fatty, but I've dropped 30 lbs since coming here.
>> Anonymous
Orange/Blue. Granted, my form may not be perfect in my power cleans, but I am back on the bar every other morning trying like a motherfucker again and again.
>> Anonymous
>>416999

I like chicken
I like liver
MeowMix, Meowmix
Please deliver
>> Butts !!lyLcZqPStDL
>>416999
What's wrong with Stronglifts?
>> Anonymous
Green, except that I can bench over 100kg and don't do stronglifts because of a back problem or so I tell myself.
>> Anonymous
I am a mix of all 4.
>> WS
Hmm what about us average guys? Can I be purple?
>> Anonymous
>>417467

No, now go walk over to the blue side. If your not fit then your skinny fat.
>> Anonymous
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Orange, down about 80 lbs from my highest point and gaining muscle now.
>> Anonymous
Probably a mixture of Orange and green.
I'm healthy and in decent shape.
I'd like more defined abs etc but can't be fucked adding protein shakes or anything outside of meat and vege, cereal etc into my diet.

Don't know shit about deadlifts etc and browse for interest but no real pursuit to look like Arnie.
>> WS
>>417474

I'm 6'3" 185. not exactly skinnyfat or just fat. Don't have a six pack, and can't bench 200lbs. WHERE DO I BELONG
>> Anonymous
Just finished base mesocyle of Smolov, so Orange I'd wager.
>> Anonymous
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>>417239

I'm the orange you will never be
>> Anonymous
>>417485

Those who know the pain of Smolov deserve their own colour.
>> Anonymous
>>417494
Nice ass.
>> Bee
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black lol

BISCUITS ARE THE KEY?!?!?! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS FUCK
>> Anonymous
Your forgot the the faggots who want to be holocaust thin to fit into their new pair of 500 dollar jeans.
>> TheCodester
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orange, and hey there again sponge. You still suck.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>417494

oo someone eats their greens
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>417503

Well done!
>> Anonymous
Black
>> Anonymous
orange. except for the giving out advice thing. i stopped bothering with that a long time ago.
>> Anonymous
Orange here
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
Well looks like I was totally wrong. 90% of /fit/ is in the orange zone. I wonder who posts all the questions, flames and stronglift recommendations. HMM.
>> TheCodester
>>417523
the same reason latin/hispanics refer to themselves as white on surveys.
>> Anonymous
Orange mis/fit/ here.

I'm the type that doesn't troll too often b/c I think everyone should be trying their best to achieve the body they want.

Believe me when I say it's possible if you make your workout/diet "uncompromising habits". I'm 5'6", was 225 lbs in July, now 205 and dropping because I learned to do what's necessary, not what's convenient.

Anyone who is dead-serious about losing weight should Google for a book called "Fattitude" by Craig Harper. Best of luck, everyone.
>> Anonymous
The reason everyone here is saying orange is naturally because the people who aren't of the orange kind skip this thread and find some other thread to rage on instead.
>> Anonymous
>>417530

20lbs in 4 months doesn't make you orange, fatty.

I play lots of sports and deadlift 2.5xBW, so I'm orange. I like to come here and troll, make fun of fatties, and post serious advice that people think is trolling anyways. It makes me feel good about myself.
>> Anonymous
Former fatfag here. I'm orange.
>> Anonymous
Orange. Went from disgusting fat to skinny.
>> Anonymous
>>417530
>I'm 5'6", was 225 lbs in July, now 205
You are FAR from fit my friend

and Sponge this graph sucks balls you need more colours you're missing

-Fat people who post before and after pics that look similar after 4-6months
-Whores that post pics of themselves just to get attention
-People who post about subjects other then looks(STD's, hair loss, gym stories, etc)
Make a new chart Sponge or should I do it for you?
>> Anonymous
>>417538

>>or people who are actually making progress.

You, sir, are an idiot. Lurk Moar next time.
>> Boggle !!i/5hhvyqEGc
This is trickery..
80% are OJ. wtf?
I'd be a black. I'm thin but I have bulked up a lot.

I don't flame.
Soooo I don't /fit/ in OJ.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>417555

make a new goddamn chart mine's still big and at the start of the page I AM IMPORTANT I CONTROL THE CHARTS AND THEIR MEANINGS FUCK YOU I HAVE POWER
>> Anonymous
>>417558

Yeah, lets make the fatties feel better about themselves because they're "making progress". Fuck that, 20lbs in 4 months is shit, and 205@5'6" is fat.

Fuck you, fuck fatties, and fuck all you nerds that call yourself orange.
>> Anonymous
>>417562
NEW CHART.. you sob
>> Anonymous
ahhh, sponge. i both hate you and love you. don't ever go changing. except into a fetching backless ensemble and some fishnet tights.
>> Anonymous
what if I'm fat and I justify not doing any cardio (well much, I still run a little bit a day (half mile) and do cardio exercises) because I don't give a fucking shit?
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
blackity black black i suppose
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>417582

then you are invited to my flat for cheesecake and chinese takeaways
>> Anonymous
>>417573
20 lbs in 4 months is shit? Did you not see the "and dropping" part? Blind/illiterate dumbfuck, you realize if you lose weight too fast your skin doesn't have time to tighten up and it becomes flabby shit?

>>205@5'6" is fat.
Obvious faggot is obvious. Why do you think I'm bent on losing weight?

Fuck your BAWWWing, I'm here to post the facts, not to impress. NAO GTFO MA /fit/.
>> Anonymous
>>417586
is it new york or pumpkin cheesecake?

will there be general's chicken?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>417589

new york + strawberry. i was thinking sweet and sour chicken balls, egg fried rice and some crackers.
>> Anonymous
>>417590
you got a deal
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>417595

goddamn i really want a fat guy to come over now so we can share delicious food
:(
>> TheCodester
There should be a sliver for those rare but consistent Wikipedia dumbasses who have suggested a "Dragon Flag(s)" to others or claim that they do them for their own fitness. They should be known as dragon fags.

Just do planche pushups if you want to be a badass... jesus
>> Anonymous
>>417599
If you live in the Almaden area of San Jose I'll drop by and have a bit, already ate dinner though.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>417612

ah sorry dude can't help you there :( oh well. maybe another time.
>> Anonymous
Seriously, Sponge. All I ever see you doing is bitch, bitch and bitch more.

Why don't you just get the fuck out if you hate this board so much? No one is forcing you to stay. Fuck off.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>417624

NO ONE FORCES YOU TO READ MY POSTS NAG NAG NAG NAG
>> Anonymous
Black
>> Anonymous
wurrr are durr CAWKS

this thread needs lean, veiny ORANGE CAWKS
>> Anonymous
>>416999
Sponge is in the blue-green category. And also partly orange but only because he trolls (unsuccessfully).

I would be Orange.
>> Redhot !wJoMC4BYEY
My car is orange, and so am i.
>> Mark !/aPzExRzGw
LEts get that orange up in here.
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someone suggested a grey group.... fat guys getting fit but mostly lurking. that would be me but moving into the orange group. 2 years ago I was over 300#... through proper eating (ok much better eating) and exercise I now weigh <180 and have a great base of muscles and good fitness level. 4 chan is fun since you can be yourself and if you feel like being an ass nobody will stop you... but the trolling and idiots really do grate on a guys good mood.
>> Anonymous
Honest answer: orange.

I usually give fat fucks and nerds advice ... ya. I'm ex-military so I know a thing or two about fitness.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
how is this piece of shit still around
>> sage sage
>>419595
Good point. SAGE for great justice
>> Anonymous
orange. im the "now 260 pounds but used to be 380" guy.
>> Anonymous
i fucking love sponge. covered in chocolate and cream cut into little pieces and eaten with coffee.
>> Anonymous
>>419595
was wondering the same... probably the shameless bumps for a well thought out masterpeice LOL