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Anonymous
I just found out my girlfriend's been off birth control for 3 months. What are the odds she's pregnant and when do people usually start showing?
>> Anonymous
100%
9 months
>> Anonymous
AND TWINS
>> Anonymous
>I just found out

>Girlfriend has been off of birth control

>3 months

Cool girlfriend bro
>> Anonymous
OP is fucking retarded. How do I know?

The proper post would have said:
>EX-GIRLFRIEND
>> Anonymous
so why dont you use condoms?
>> Anonymous
>>389039
Exactly. or use some sperm kill lub
>> Anonymous
I think a bitch is in need of a slapping.
>> Anonymous
::insert that feel good comic::
>> Anonymous
>>389004
Lawyeranon here.
1)Do you want to stay with her? If yes, I can't help (using a lawyer against your gf tends to ruin the relationship)

2)If no, have you ever told her you no want no baby?

If yes, you win, you won't have to pay child support if you dump her.

Unless you live in a faggoty state, that is.
>> Anonymous
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
Nowadays some couple have a hard time conceiving. Hope you are one of those couples. Or falcon punch etc.
>> Anonymous
>>389033
>>389033
>>389033
>>389033
>>389033
>>389033
>>389033
>>389033
This this this oh god this.
>> Anonymous
She's tricking you bro. She's already pregnant. Ever seen the movie 'An Officer and a Gentlemen'? Females lie, they'll do anything to get you to marry them. I made all my close friends watch that movie, and guess what? The one that didn't watch it got tricked. He's stuck taking care of a little boy while his once promising life is down the drain, all because he didn't like using condoms.
>> Anonymous
if she's puking in the mornings and not bleeding sporadically, might be time to fire up the ol' falcon punch...
>> Anonymous
>>389004

Your picture indicates that you're a lesbian, so what does it matter whether your girlfriend has gone off birth control?
>> Anonymous
>>389526
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.oh no you didnt
>> Anonymous
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It's that time again...
>> Anonymous
Medanon here

next time you have sex, stick 2 fingers into her vagina (as to move the womb a little upward and to the front) and with the other hand feel her womb by pressing into her lower tummy (right over the pubic bone)
If the Womb is elastic/resistant = she is NOT pregnant
If the Womb is soft = slap the bitch for tricking you :3
>> Anonymous
Face it, youre screwed. Raise hot kids, then start the cycle again with new hot females
>> Anonymous
>>389022

I LOVE PARTYS THAT NEVER END
>> Anonymous
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classic 4chan solution to your problem
>> Anonymous
Medanon here

next time you have sex, stick 2 fingers into her vagina (as to move the womb a little upward and to the front) and with the other hand feel her womb by pressing into her lower tummy (right over the pubic bone)
If you can't feel the baby's head = she is NOT pregnant
If you can feel the baby's head = slap the bitch for tricking you :3
>> Anonymous
>>389033
>>389051
dump that bitch bro
even if she's pregnant it's some niggers baby
>> Anonymous
Enjoy paying half your wages in child-support for the rest of your life.
>> Anonymous
>>391048

Unless you're hardcore and jump to Mexico where you work for a American company who is outsourcing.
>> Anonymous
>>389004
sauce on pic? those bitches are banging.
>> Anonymous
Some advice, assuming you fucked up and got her pregnant: Even if you want to raise a kid with her, marry her and all that shit, get a paternity test done. A woman's treachery knows no bounds.
>> Anonymous
>>389004

You never trust a woman. No matter how much you love her, you always watch your own back. If you want to marry her and have kids and what not, do it when you're financially stable. I have family who had kids without even graduating high school or going to college. Working minimum wage and still popping kids left and right. Some of them can't even go somewhere without borrowing gas from someone.
>> Anonymous
>>391935

*gas money
>> Anonymous
No matter how hot the cunt is, she cheats. SHE FUCKING CHEATS. That cunt!
>> Anonymous
>>Some of them can't even go somewhere without borrowing gas from someone.

Red necks? Or Indians ... hehe
>> Anonymous
>>391935
>>391927

This.

You have to remember that logical reasoning plays no part in a woman's decision making process. None. They're emotionally driven, essentially totally controlled by their hormones. As such they are capable of doing anything, no matter how stupid, ass-backwards or self-detrimental.
>> Anonymous
>>389004

A woman is irrational that's good cuz I'll fuck them!
>> Anonymous
I'll fuck womenz in the cunt cuz .. they're dumb and irrational :D
>> Anonymous
>>389507
She doesn't know I know.

>>389033
I love her but I don't want kids yet.
>> Anonymous
do some an heroin
>> Anonymous
>>392536
is that do heroin or become an hero?
>> Anonymous
Dump the stupid bitch. Her own fault if she is pregnant, she can raise the bastard.
>> Anonymous
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It's missing one detail, but I have the stats from my sociology lecture.

BEHOLD OF HOW FUCKED YOU ARE

18-25yos = 91% pregnancy rate
25-34yos = 75%
35-39yos = 55%
40-45+yos = 18%

Rate of pregnancy by unprotected sex once a week for every week (I forgot to take note of how long)
>> Anonymous
obvious answer is obvious. dont be a /b/tard, sit down and talk to her. If you cant do that, or she wont, then maybe you should bite the bullet and break up.

Alt; be a /b/tard and just bite the bullet.. literally.
>> Anonymous
Man up and impregnate her. It is your duty and right as a man to spread your seed. Once you've impregnated her, take the wild oats place outside your door and spread them. Perhaps make some oatmeal, bread.

I don't care, they're your oats.
>> Nomad
>>389101
>>390209
FUCKING THESE ! best straight forward advise ive read on /fit/ in a long time. (no squatz related).

Also FALCON PUNCH!
>> Anonymous
In b4 falcon punch
>> Anonymous
>>393261
lol ya