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Anonymous
hey, fit, i'm not sure that i'm wiping my ass properly. do you have any tips?
>> Anonymous
>>57770

Serious question. I can sometimes smell poop on myself when I'm done. I figure you people have probably hacked the act of wiping.
>> Anonymous
left hand ok, right hand bad.
>> Anonymous
I use two sheets of paper folded twice and wiped back to front and then repeat until it comes up clean.

That's ASS to NUTS.
>> Anonymous
just go poop in shower
it will go down the drainhole
and you are now clean
>> Anonymous
get a huge wad of tp and then crumple it up, then wipe your asshole as hard as you can. repeat until you see blood.
>> Anonymous
Eat more fiber. It's not possible to wipe your ass properly if you can't finish shitting properly. There's always going to be a little poo waiting to come out, the paper will never come clean, unless you have a proper diet.

That said, buy some baby wipes / wet ones, wipe once, then dry. Clean diet + baby wipe = 1 sheet of toilet paper.
>> Anonymous
>>57789

I've tried eating more fiber, but that just seems to create a great amount of flatulence. Am I doing that wrong, too?
>> Anonymous
>>57766
6/10