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Anonymous
FAT LAZY NERDS, YOUR PROBLEMS ARE OVER!

I DISCOVERED THE PERFECT WAY TO GET MOTIVATED TO EXERCISE!

It's really simple: associate exercising with masturbation, that way you'll be working out nearly every day!

Today I did my first experiment, I did it in the bathroom, not looking at any kind of porn, so I could last longer.
I started wanking standing up, then I switched to crouching, then without moving my hand, only thrusting my hips, then on the tiptoes. I lasted about 25~30 minutes, it was awesome cardio!
>> Anonymous
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
Batman, son of Suparman.
>> Anonymous
BUMP FOR AWESOME
>> Anonymous
lulzy, I'll have to try this.
>> Anonymous
IT MAY SOUND RIDICULOUS NOW BUT IT GETS THE JOB DONE!!!
>> Anonymous
Actually I did the same and it seems to work.
>> Anonymous
Epic thread I will attempt this workout tonight. Hope its good cardio.
>> Anonymous
>>93938
Remember to last as long as you can, if you're about to cum too soon, hold your breath for 1 minute and start over again.
>> Anonymous
>>93942
YES IT Works I have lost 3 pounds of fat and 5 pounds of semen in one workout ty op.
>> Anonymous
There's actually a study out there somewhere about getting greater gains if you work out with a boner. Something about testosterone.