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Anonymous
ok brahs so i have this issue. i'm a really fit guy but there's something that makes me so tired that i feel like a total fat ass. i'm talking about talking about needing to take a shit. it's not constipation b/c when i feel like taking a dump i can just go to a bathroom and take care of business. the funny thing is after i take the dump i'm a total different person, i have the energy of a 6 year old with add. this is not good b/c i took a dump yesterday at around midnight and couldn't go to sleep for another four hours. what the fuck is wrong with me?

pic kinda related.
>> Anonymous
lol... you have a funny problem.
>> Anonymous
every time you have to take a shit smoke a joint then go to the bathroom
>> Anonymous
ahh, a case of anal euphoric syndrome, commonly known as happy dumps, i reccomend seeing a doctor and not relying on the fags of 4chan to give you an answer to such a bizzare condition

nice pic though.

- anon, 4chan m.d.
>> Anon-a-mouse
err, shit a lot so you can always be energetic.
>> Anonymous
>>298859

Did you graduated in Bulgaria?
That's an obvious case of Pooping Cocaine.
When he finishe, he smells his great dump and inhales coacine, thus provoking euphoria and add.

Case solved, just don't smell your shit.
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
>>298952
>>298859
Oh you children. This is a textbook case of hypermanic colorectal evacuatory syndrome.