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Anonymous
hi guys im new here

215lbs, 5'11", 5% bodyfat

So anyway.. i was at my local gym, just doing my regular shoulder workout. 110kg push presses and so on.. when i noticed this scrawny **** around 5'10 140lbs walk into the gym with this rude boy look on his face. He started doing curls using some pussy weights giving everyone including myself dirty looks. I decided to ignore and continued with my workout. When i finished i went to cool down and take a cold shower (none of that warm water pussy bullshit).

After i finished my shower i noticed this scrawny pleb walk past me, obviously jealous of my jacked fibres, but still tried to give me dirty looks. He then went into the steam room. I thought it was time to teach this fool a lesson so picked up one of the plastic chairs near by which old guys use to sit on with their saggy balls hanging out.. I put the chair up against the door so the scrawny fool couldnt get out. The bitch noticed and started bashing on the door crying lmao. I went back to my locker got changed and as i was leaving the gym i heard the emergency alarm go off and some of the gym staff rushing down to the shower area.

I lold then downed a protein shake and manged to get the number of this hot bird at reception who was amazed by my vascularity and we both laughed when we saw the gym staff carry out that scrawny ****.. all red and drained lmao..
>> Anonymous
cool story bro
>> Anonymous
cool story brah
>> Anonymous
I want to be you. SHOULDERS
>> Anonymous
cool story brah
>> Anonymous
>>110kg push presses
holy shit
>> Anonymous
>>363459
lol
>> Anonymous
mad cunt, you are
>> Anonymous
Skinnyfag here, I have a lazy eye and a facial tick that makes it look like I'm sneering, stigmas that have plagued me since I was a child. Never had any friends, in high school bullys used to shove me into the lockers and trap me inside, I'm claustrophobic and ambulances were called on sevral occasions. In order to boost my self esteem and combat depression I decided to join a gym and start exercising. Today was my first day, just minding my own business, heard curls were good for getting girls so I tried some, but couldn't lift much weight being a first timer.

Anyways this creepy meathead kept staring at me, reminded me of the high school bullys. I felt self conscious and went to be by myself in the steam room. I heard a noise, looked out the window and saw the creepy guy snickering to himself and walking away. Looked down and saw he had barricaded the door with a chair, trapping me inside!! I tried not to panic but it was too much for me, I was back in high school, back in the lockers. I screamed and pleaded and banged on the door but he just chuckled and left.

Just as I was passing out from sheer terror I noticed a fire alarm on the wall, with my last ounce of strength I pulled it as I passed out. When I came to I was being carried through the gym, everyone was staring. I was mortified, I'm never going to a gym, or outside, again.
>> Anonymous
No one's impressed. You're a shitty liar. Fuck you. Die.
>> Anonymous
>>363489

Hah, awsum.
>> Anonymous
>>363396
you did the right think, kid sounds like a no good punk ass bitch

>>363489
i feel sorry for you man, that sucks, those meatheads are just closet gays
>> CWheezy !!bJFrM5LONOF
>>363396

You need to incorporate more curls into your workout.

Actually, just curl, don't even do any other exercises
>> Anonymous
>>363577

moar locker gays am i rite
>> Anonymous
cool story OP
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>>363396
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>>363396
>>363489
>>363577

awesome
>> Anonymous
>>363583
Oh you... ):3
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>> Anonymous
>>363396
Cool story brah. So how long did the skinny guy keep you locked in before you set the emergency alarm off?
>> Anonymous
Your life is over! ?(?o?)?
>> Anonymous
>>363396
lol samefag who trolls the bodybuilding.com forums.
>> Anonymous
>>364002

OP here. actually other troll who indulged in copy pasta. I did see it on bodybuilding.coms forums though.
>> Anonymous
either victorian guy or doctor swole from the bb.com misc. try to fail harder at copy pasta next time op, if that's even possible
>> Anonymous
OP here I'm not even a regular on BB so you guys wouldn't know me.
>> Anonymous
OP here