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I'm not sure if this is normal, so I'm coming here to /fit/. When I take a shit, I feel like I get it out, and then I have that natural reflex where your sphincter contracts. I think this is normal. However, when I go to wipe, I have to wipe like 10-15 times until I can't see any residue on the toilet paper. I'm sort of wondering if this natural reflex is sucking my feces back in or what, because it seems like I can never be completely clean. This second question might seem odd, but can you get colon cancer by having your feces trapped in or around your sphincter area? Oh and the pic is my face when I take a shit.
>> Anonymous
Number of wipes is proportional to the wetness of your shit (that is, wipes go up as shit moisture goes up). If you're pinching anything off, it won't be reflected in wipe volume unless you stick your finger up your ass to clean it.
>> Guil
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OP I learned on /b/ years and years ago that you wiping your ass while still sitting down helps, because it stops your cheeks from coming back together and squeezing/spreading shit around.. literally

Try it. I don't have to usually, my shits are very quick and accurate. Usually one-two solid pieces, one wipe, one flush. It takes all of 40 seconds, and leaves minimal smell.
No I don't know what I do different, I've never taken pro-digestion things like that yogurt either.

Maybe getting plowed in the ass so often has strengthened the muscles?
>> Anonymous
>>44724
So you stick your hand down into the toilet to reach your ass? I usually squat/stand up to wipe and I spread my cheeks to make sure I get everything.
>> Anonymous
well, the colon is technically before exiting the sphincter. that area is designed to hold shit until your ready, so i imagine it's okay. don't get shit in any other orifices, no where near eyes or nose or mouth. i'm pretty sure you can get some sort of infection easily and heard it results in dying. any punctures to this magically immune surface, mixing with open blood vessels, is a definite no-no.
>> Anonymous
>>44726
Yeah, I really try not to get shit on my face or anywhere else.
>> Anonymous
>>44726
Isn't that Hepatitis C?
>> Anonymous
>>44725

I also stay seated when wiping my ass. I used to stand up as a little kid, and then somewhere around middle school I realized standing up and having your ass cheeks mush whatever shit is left over around is fucking retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>44779
I'll try doing it sitting down.
>> Anonymous
>>44779
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>44784
women do this, to avoid getting shit in their vagoo. srsly
>> Anonymous
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Fuck all that, dood. You just got naturally soft shit that prolly has that slightly melted chocolate texture. That shit is hard to clean, anyways. You can one of two things:
1. Use baby wipes.
...or...
2. Eat more "hard fiber" (bran flakes, wheaties, oatmeal, sun chips, etc) to toughen up your bricks.

Hmm... You could also drink more water. I've heard that, that helps some people.
>> Anonymous
>>44820
Baby wipes are the shit. They're like Windex for your ass. Remember: streak free shine.
>> Anonymous
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I may be a bit weird, but I don't sit on the toilet at all because it's disgusting (think about it for 2 seconds)

I kind of do an invisible chair thing. It's weird as hell typing this. I hold the cheeks apart so shit won't touch as much as possible. I use a piece of dampened paper towel or toilet paper to clear the area so it can come out more easily (maybe it helps to lube it a bit). Afterwards, I use 1-3 sheets of dampened paper towels and it cleans up really easily (NOT soaking, if it's dripping even a little it's too wet and will just make a mess and not work well). When the area is moistened first, it seems the shit doesn't stick much (it's like using a no-stick spray to make your chocolate muffins)

I hate toilet paper, I can't figure it out, and it takes me like a half a roll each time I try to use it, so I use wet paper towels (when at home) which actually uses up less material because toilet paper sucks so much (makes me rage). It does plug up easier, but not with the amount I use.

Paper towels would be awful dry, but they are perfect damp. Usually I fold the sheet once or twice for durability and less wetness. Paper towels don't shred and leave bits and pieces all over, like the inferior and infuriating toilet paper.

Also I find there is an art to how you release it. Forcing is almost always bad. Relaxing and letting things happen on their own helps to drop whole shits and not cut them off and leave stuff inside and make a mess outside, which feels horrible :( It's taken years to perfect it, finally almost every shit is a clean, complete one. It makes me happy!

Oh and the pic is my face when I take a shit.
>> Anonymous
>>44867
youre weird dude
>> Anonymous
When I finish shitting, I first wipe my ass to get most of the shit off. Then with a plastic gardening watering can with the head removed, I wash my ass right there. You know, manually clean ass so its real nice and clean until I take a shower the next day or whatever. I then wash my hands with liquid soap, twice. Overall, great experiences.
>> Anonymous
Everytime I shit I take a fresh shower, no matter what time of the day it is. If I cant shower I dont shit
>> Anonymous
>>44883
What the fuck
>> Anonymous
i bend over the bath tub and wait for mommy to clean me.
>> Anonymous
Using Wet Ones seems a little too...wet.
>> Anonymous
>>44883
You must have some explosive bowel movements.
>> Anonymous
>>44883
Omg, Another one like me.

I haven't taken a shit without immediately taking a shower after it for about 6 years.
>> Anonymous
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I knew a guy who would chew and eat entire bags of sunflower seeds. He'd chew and eat the seed shells instead of spitting them out. He would then shit out these big prickly wads of undigested sunflower seed shells that would scratch his ass in a way that he thought felt good.

One day he told me that sometimes when he shits, about two inches of his intestine comes out and he has to use his fingers to push it back in. I didn't ask but I assume that when he does that he ends up getting shit all over his fingers.
>> Anonymous
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>>44902
>> Anonymous
>>44902
Pink sock?
>> Anonymous
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>>Pink sock?

Exactly. He thought that it was hemorrhoids but I explained to him what hemorrhoids are and told him that what he has is rectal prolapse but he didn't seem to care too much.

If a guy regularly shits out a bunch of his intestine and has to ram it back up his ass and doesn't care about it then who am I to judge?
>> Anonymous
>>44894
Dood. After using the wipes, you finish with dry tissue. Problem solved.