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ok, so my buddy had sex with this nasty chic and he got these bumps, any ideas?
>> Anonymous
aids
>> Anonymous
Stop calling your dick your buddy, and stop fucking prostitutes.
>> Anonymous
nah, i dont think he has aids, nice try though......buddy.....dick.......dumbass, mybe the herpe
>> Anonymous
What teh fuck kind of pubic haircut is that HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA omg wtfff
Id call you gay but that doesnt even come close to how pathetic that is
>> Anonymous
Looks like your dick is Goku
>> Anonymous
Looks like a tiki statue lol.

Really makes me glad im still a virgin.
>> Anonymous
Looks like the new strain of Syphillis, assuming this happened with in the last 3 days you have about 48-72 hous to live unless you cut off your dick.
>> Anonymous
>>143784
Full of shit anon is full of shit.

OP, I think your buddy may have herpes.
I'm not 100% sure, but those blisters look a lot like herpes sores.
>> Anonymous
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Those pubes look like a funky hairdo.

1 minute in photoshop
>> Anonymous
win /thread
>> Anonymous
i don't think you have a buddy. enjoy your herpes.
btw they're incurable.
>> Anonymous
That's Herpes dude =\
>> Anonymous
definitely herpes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_simplex_virus

sucks that it is incurable, but with drugs you can keep outbreaks from happening.
my brother has it and he is on some sort of meds that keep it under control.
>> Anonymous
lol at this being on the front page
>> Anonymous
That pubehaircut is seriously... i mean.. what the fuck?!

what the FUCK were you thinking?!
>> Anonymous
Get a marker and play connect the dots.
>> Anonymous
>>143835
it covers up the herpes, you gotta give him that
>> Anonymous
>>143838
>Get a marker and play connect the weeping, puss-filled sores.
>> Anonymous
I never want this thread to die
>> Anonymous
OP is curled up on his bed crying right now.

LOL @ you stupid shits getting uncurable STDs.

WEAR. A. CONDOM. EVERY. TIME.
It really isn't that hard.
>> Anonymous
HAH you got herpes from fucking a whore oh god that is so fucking hilarious
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ok, so my buddy had sex with this nasty chic and he got these bumps, any ideas?
>> archive archive
holy shit we need to archive this thread it is hilarious
>> Anonymous
Please tell me you're fucking kidding, OP
>> Anonymous
^^^^^^^hahahahahaha oh god hahahaha
>> Anonymous
>>143903

AHAHAHAHAH
>> Anonymous
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ok, so my buddy had sex with this nasty chic and he got these bumps, any ideas?
>> Anonymous
C'mon let's be serious for a minute here, OP, you now have genital warts. Go to the doctor.
>> Anonymous
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You're supposed to do it like this, OP. The Big Wiggle grinds herpes away.
>> Anonymous
>>143884

unless you're talking about some kind of full body latex suit, condoms won't necessarily help prevent transmission of HSV2 herpes virus. you see where he got the blisters? herpes blisters form in the general area surrounding the infections site, including those areas not covered by condoms. so contact with a shedding sore outside the condom will still infect you.

what are they teaching you guys in sex ed these days?
>> Anonymous
>>143951

You should have sense enough to not fuck a girl that has oozing sores around her pussy.
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ok, so my buddy had sex with this nasty chic and he got these bumps, any ideas?
>> Anonymous
>>143958
>You should have sense enough to not fuck a girl that has oozing sores around her pussy
>You should have sense enough to not fuck a girl that has oozing sores around her pussy
>You should have sense enough to not fuck a girl that has oozing sores around her pussy
>You should have sense enough to not fuck a girl that has oozing sores around her pussy
>You should have sense enough to not fuck a girl that has oozing sores around her pussy

THIS.
A THOUSAND TIMES, THIS.
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ok, so my buddy had sex with this nasty chic and he got these bumps, any ideas?
>> Anonymous
>>143958
again, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY TEACHING YOU IN SEX ED? i'm surprised how much misinformation is here. oh, wait, it's /fit/. nevermind.

sores do not have to be visible or present for you to get infected. dormant or latent viruses are still transmissable. that means your partner may have never had an active infection for years, yet you can still get HSV2 and not know it.

so yes, if she has a weeping vag, stay away. but that does not mean you're ok if he/she "looks" clean. if he/she's infected, you are very likely to get it as well.
>> Anonymous
>>143754
taking pics of your 'buddys' penis or the fact that you SAVED it on your computer, i cant tell which is more gayer.
>> Anonymous
>>143991
>so yes, if she has a weeping vag, stay away. but that does not mean you're ok if he/she "looks" clean. if he/she's infected, you are very likely to get it as well.

1) If sores are present you should not have sex, period.
2) If sores are not present and you use a condom, the chance of transmission is less than 1%.
3) You are a fucking idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>144005
i'm an idiot? did you even read what you wrote, dipshit?

YOU CAN STILL GET HERPES EVEN IF YOU USE CONDOMS AND THERE ARE NO SORES. >1% IS NOT A PERFECT RATE. also you left out that you need your partner to be actively taking daily anti-virals to get the estimated rate that low.

from herpesdiagnosis.com: "Be advised: Condoms may not cover all sites of viral shedding, and they don't provide a 100% guarantee against herpes transmission. For example, herpes sores may be present on the scrotum or upper thigh, or virus may be shed into vaginal secretions that would reach places not covered. Even in heterosexual men or women, virus is shed in the area around the rectum (perirectal HSV). Thus, contact by touching or rubbing with this region of the penile skin or vulvar area may result in exposure to the virus. Even limited contact can result in exposure to high quantities of the virus. Reducing this exposure means putting on the condom during foreplay. Condoms are about 50% effective in reducing transmission between sexual partners."

ok, you uncomprehending fuckhead: CONDOMS ALONE REDUCE TRANSMISSION BY 50% .

riddle me this dipshit: suppose your girl has herpes, you don't. she has no outbreaks during a year and you bang her 100 times using a condom each time. are you telling me you won't gonna go to the doctor and get it checked?

yeah, i thought so.

failfag fails sex ed and has herpes.
>> Anonymous
>>143991

I was elaborating on your point of it being transferable with a condom.
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>>144002

Seconded. Why the hell did you take a picture of your buddy's penis and saved it on your computer?
>> Anonymous
10/10 Would be trolled again.
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your dick has don kings haicut
>> Anonymous
herpes dumb noob
>> Anonymous
FUCK THIS THREAD


why is sex so scary. i don't want herppppes, i just want to have sex but i don't want to die to. fuck everyone and everything. Shinji, please destroy this world, shinji please kill everyone
>> Anonymous
This is exactly why I wait to have sex with a partner until they get a comprehensive STI test. Jesus.
>> Anonymous
I actually think I got herpes from fucking this one chick,and now she's fucking one of my friends
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>>144289
>This is exactly why I wait to have sex with a partner until they get a comprehensive STI test.
>until they get a comprehensive STI test.
>STI test.

checks out
>> Anonymous
>>144396
I lol'd.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>> Anonymous
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EH VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY?
>> Anonymous
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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
His spermatozoon... Are over 9000!