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Anonymous
>>129927 This is what you do: don't even peel the banana next time you eat one. Just sit down on the floor of your family room, naked, and start massaging your body. Then take a handful from a tub of Vaseline and rub that all over yourself. When you're covered in grease, wipe the banana all over your genitals so it picks up some grease, and force it down your throat, whole. Then pull it back out and force it back down again. Fuck your throat with the banana until you throw up, then roll around in the vomit and continue fucking your throat with the banana. At some point while you're rolling around, take a shit as well so it adds to the mess. After about an hour of fucking your throat with the banana, vomiting, shitting, and rolling around in it all naked, feel free to peel and eat the banana. Then turn to your mom and look at her like you don't understand why she's concerned.
They'll never bother you about eating bananas again.
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