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Gym Room Stereotypes HairyFatass !DkdcOKkXrI
>The Death Metal Rage Fag
This GRS can be easily recognized by the grinding, shitty music pumping out of his too-loud ear phones, weak, frail appearance, and dumb look on his face.

- Has never been in a gym before, usually underaged.
- Struts around like a dick staring everyone down (when in actuality he is secretly looking for a machine thats easy enough for him).
- Gets on a machine and does as many too-fast, malformed reps as he can while grunting loudly and mouthing the words to his shit music.
- Walks off without wiping anything down, nursing his shattered biceps.

>The "Just 2 more reps" guy

- Average build. Oblivious to everyone else in the gym.
- Often bumping into people doing difficult lifts. Dropping weights, tripping over self.
- Finds the machine/area in fewest numbers and stays on it all day.
- Is constantly giving excuses to people who point out the time limits written on the walls.
- Does not wipe down.
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>> Anonymous
>chin up half-rep hero

says that he can do 20 reps of chins for multiple sets. never completes a full rep, stops himself halfway down without ever fully straightening his arms. never clears the bar at the top. swings his legs up to help the lift. often adds resistance with a weight belt, even though he can't actually do one fucking correct rep if his life depended on it.
>> Anonymous
>Douchebag
-Comes to the gym possibly everyday, but never makes any progress in his looks or his strenghts, takes supplements regaldless of that.
-Hits on every single female that goes through the gym. Unsuprisingly, he is very famous with them.
-Laughs out REALLY fucking loudly.
-Only points out excersises to females, usually wrong too.
-Shows his skinny abdomen and says that every abdominal muscle has a different name.
-Wears REALLY short shorts and shaves his legs.
>> Anonymous
>people who are not competitive bodybuilders, cyclists or other athletes that have an excuse, and yet shave their legs.

'nuff said.

>half-rep heroes

motherfuckers who never touch the bar to their chest, never squat deep, never do anything properly, and yet still strut around like they know what the fuck they are talking about.
>> Anonymous
>Lifting Bros

-Usually travels in group
- only does bench
- grunt loudly and unnecessarily on weight that isn't all that impressive
-sit on the bench all day talking, doing one set every 10 minutes
-make loud obnoxious jokes/talk about the last party they went to and how much they drank
-sometimes guido, sometimes midwestern birkenstock wearing frat boy
>> Anonymous
>>71538

anyways , what is the name of that comic ?
>> Anonymous
>>71552
rawr, i fucking hate these guys. there is a group of them at my gym and i will kill them one day.
>> Anonymous
>Middle age middle class housewives

Commonly found in the big chain gyms, such as virginactive, greens etc (UK)
They do 1000 reps of 0.5kg because they want to "tone up" and go there for the yoga classes and for swimming, and may be prone to spending most of their time in the sauna

>fatties

Are unaware of the treadmill I like to call "outside"
>> Anonymous
>>71558

Transmetropolitan, the only comic worth a damn.
>> Anonymous
People at my gym are usually nice people.
But ok, there is one that annoys me:

>Epic muscle failures
You know, those guys, on the cable machines, once it gets hard they moan, drop the weights. 120lbs rushing down to smack the other plates of weights makes a deafening clap. I was bench pressing next to these guys today and my ears buzzed for a good few seconds.

>Bodybuilders
look at them, doing three different exercises, 4 sets of 12 reps for their biceps.

>Smelly people
I'm lucky to never have encountered one.
>> Anonymous
>I'm lucky to never have encountered one.

No, John, you are the smelly people.
>> Anonymous
Op needs a smack in the mouth, people like you are the reason i quit my gym you butthurt whiny faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>71585
>Death Metal Rage Fag
>> Miss/fit/ !CX5ZjxjyRA
>>71567

You think fat people shouldn't be at a gym? Holy fucking stupid, batman.
>> Anonymous
>>71585
You deserve to be fat if you're one of those people.

>>Long distance runners

It's a small gym and there's only one treadmill, gtfo after your alloted 30 minutes (not 90) of running you douche. Go outside if you want to run a marathon.
>> play !3rZQiXcf5A
>The pro-ana girl
That looks like a skeleton and runs on the treadmill/elliptical for hours.

>The fat person
That sits on the bike and is a panting sweating mess after 5 minutes.
>> defective !pMlIcBM3Xg
>Talkative Prick
You'll know him when you see him, he'll circle the place not exercising at all scoping out women.

- Goes up to talk to women who are having a good workout and try laying his best mack on them, 99.9% failure rate
- Will do about 5 curls when total in however long he's there
- Never has the good sense to leave well enough alone, will bother anybody without any indiscretion(sp?)
>> Anonymous
>>71594
no, but if you're gonna spend all your gym time running then you might as well just run outside
>> Anonymous
If a fat guy is at the gym give him encouragement and be nice, it will result in less fat people. They probably are already uncomfortable like hell and feel like everyone is thinking badly about them.
>> Anonymous
>The steroid-consuming UDA commander.

Some gangster who's ripped to fuck, built like a brick shit house who comes in wearing jeans, a t-shirt far too tiny for his steroid-laden chest, and desert boots - bench presses 3 sets of 6 and goes back to defending Ulster.

True story.
>> Anonymous
Why are these all stereotypes? Why aren't they just people who go to the gym?
>> Anonymous
>>71598
why would ANYONE want to use a treadmill?

they're shit
>> Anonymous
>>71658
Decent cardio warmup.

And sometimes it's like -4C here so the treadmill is a nice way not to freeze your lungs.
>> Anonymous
> Announcers

Will completely drop the stack, puff out an exasperated sigh and turn around with a shit eating grin - expecting to meet the applause of his audience.

No matter how awesum your set was, I do net need to know about it...
>> Anonymous
WTF is this? Supposed to be funny? Well it tain't
>> Anonymous
>>71584

lol'd
>> Anonymous
>the resting guy

Does 8 reps, then rests for like half an hour between sets. Doesn't get up off the bench and let other people use it in the meantime.
>> Anonymous
>>71662

That doesn't mean it still isn't shit. The other cardio machines are all better - for warming up or for otherwise.

Hell, I'd rather use the STAIRMASTER. D:
>> Guil
Are you crying because people use treadmills? Good god
>> Anonymous
>Squat Rack/Power Rack curlers

Move. Your. Ass. Bitch. I'ma. Doin'. My. Squatz.
>> Anonymous
>>71773

srsly!
>> Anonymous
>>71705
Also has a magazine that apparently demands his complete attention for his ten minutes between sets
>> Anonymous
>The Arrogant Buff-fag

-Built himself up after years of benching,curls,calf raises,leg presses and parallel squats

-Doesn't take advice from anyone even when he's doing an exercise wrong

-Due to the huge amount of upper body mass, he has to walk around like robocop.
>> Anonymous
>>71752

the only logical reason for using a treadmill is if it's cold outside
>> Anonymous
>>Obnoxious gym employees.

Look bitch, you get paid to sit at a desk and swipe my card when I come in. You get to read your magazines and do your college homework.

Stop whining about nobody putting weights back. That's YOUR job at the end of the day
>> Anonymous
>>72080
I live in an urban area, my city is polluted and full of trafic, its no good for jogging, theres no park or anything that I can get to in less than 30 min of running, so why not use the treadmill thats already in my house?
>> Anonymous
>"how many reps you got" guy

look asshole, it's not that busy, just because you need to use this machine doesn't mean i have to be approached about it. fucking peasant.

>"ooh look at me i'm 5'3, weigh 140 and lift 200 pounds by creaking and wiggling my back like a faggot guy"

Worst of all is

>I insult other people's advice on 4chan guy

sits alone quietly at the gym, with a half sob, crunching and crunching and squatting and squatting. He has huge muscles to the point of being a comical caricature of himself. He has never gotten laid and the only thing he can do when a woman approaches him is sort of stare with tears in his eyes.
>> Anonymous
>>72096

Also 4chan guy has the body of a 65 year old bodybuilder and the head of a 9 year old boy.
>> Anonymous
I happen to like the treadmill (been doing HIIT on one for 3 months now), elliptical’s are awkward as hell.
>> Anonymous
>>72087

>>FAGFAG
The kind of people who never ever put stuff back where it should be. I feel like shooting people when I have to spend several minutes wandering around the gym to find the dumbbels I want to use. It's not the employees' fucking you fucking faggot!
>> Anonymous
>The Spitter
The asshole who fucking spits in the waterfountain before or after taking a drink. Thanks.

>Paunchy guy going slow on the elliptical
If you're HR isn't above 110, you need to pick it up.

>Inside lane, 6mph jogger.
You belong in lane 8, slowpoke. (for those that run on a track)
>> Anonymous
ITT: BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>72128
Correct.

>>72078
"I don't think your supposed to drag the bar across your shins and knees" Some skinny faggot tried to correct my deadlift form, and I invited him to show me the proper form (using the weight I just used, of course). Fucker, I've been lifting longer than you've been masterbating.
>> Anonymous
This thread is amazing.
>> Anonymous
>Guy with huge chest and arms and tiny legs
This guys says to me, "What should I work out today? I've done back, shoulders, bi's, tri's, chest all week, I just don't want to overwork myself."
I said to this idiot, "your legs are smaller than your arms, work those."
He looks at his legs, then looks at his arms, then walks off to the benchpress.

fag.
>> Anonymous
>>72106
>FAGFAG
has sex with other guys
>> Anonymous
>WEWM guy (Wrong Exercise Wrong Machine)
-Uses only availabe chest-press bench to do abs for 20 min.
-Does pushups in only availabe Power Rack for 20 min.
-Shows up at gym with an empty gallon jug and uses the water fountain to fill it up, for 20 min.
-Uses last availabe EZ-Curl bar to do chest-press... for 20 min.
-Uses the standing leg raise machine for "deep" squatz, in 20 min.
-Uses squat rack to do curls...with dumbells...for 20 min.
>> Anonymous
>>72096
Hey, i'm the last guy, and no, i don't want to listen advice from a scrawny faggot like you, since according to my body, i'm doing something right and you are not. Fuck you. And i don't go to the gym to hit on ladies.
>> Anonymous
>>72222
to be fair, as a poorfag I had to use an ez bar for do bench press for a while. Shit sucked.
>> Anonymous
>>72234
why would you get ez before standard?
>> Anonymous
>>72096

this one buff fag at the gym was doing power cleans by throwing the weight in front of him and then catching it. i tried correcting him but all he did was ignore me and spout some proper form directions he read on the internet.
>> Anonymous
>Loud Grunt With Every Rep Guy

-Grunts very loudly with every rep, loud enough to turn some heads of nearby people
-Drops the weights after he's done doing a set, then grunts very loud while looking at the floor and rubbing the muscles that he just worked
-Usually older, bodybuilder-type guys

Probably the most annoying people at the gym are the bro/fratboy types who just do arm exercises and wear a sideways or backwards hat and college shirt. They always travel in packs, and when you walk by them, they look at you like they're sizing you up. They're the reason I stopped going to the college gym, because 85% of the people there were bros.
>> Anonymous
The three groups I dislike the most:

Those guys who have energy drinks like Rockstar, Bawls, etc. and do like 10 lifts of 20 lb and talk until they leave.

The grunter thats really into his reps, despite a 14 year old being able to do the same without much problem.

The house mother/wife who comes to the the big corperation gym like once or twice a week. Thank God most go to the woman only gyms (which I have suspicions of... I've heard rumors that Curves recruits members to a cult).
>> Anonymous
>>72366
Jesus Christ, this guy pisses me off so much. I work out in an apartment gym that's pretty small, so you can hear anything and everything. This guy walks in and starts doing lat pulldowns and grunts on EVERY SINGLE FUCKING REP. I mean he wasn't a douche, he was a pretty nice guy, but seriously. He had to grunt every rep, no matter what the weight or what the exercise.
>> Anonymous
>>72096<------This poster is a faggot guy

Got beaten up for lunch money in junior high. Comes home and puts on his tough guy persona for the INTERNET.
>> Anonymous
>>72468
Got one of those in my small apartment gym too. The gym's barely a gym, it's the same size as my actual apartment and even with my music all I can hear is 'GRUUUUAGH'
>> Anonymous
This thread reminds me of why I stopped going to the gym.

THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE THERE.
>> Anonymous
I'm lucky I get absolutely none of these people at my gym. The worst we get are:

>>The 2% Body Fat Nigra

- Wears Timberland boots (unlaced) with size XXL boxers and huge jeans with a wifebeater.
- Walks around doing one set of three or four reps (benchpress without spot, pullups, chinups).
- Is in pretty good shape with very low body fat. Walks around thinking they're in very good shape, which they are.
- Whenever a hot girl comes in, they all look at each other sharing a smirk and nod of approval.
- Usually doesn't wipe, but doesn't really do enough to break a sweat so it's okay I guess.

Note: I go to an arts school, and the most commonly seen people at the gym are the dancers, and the sports team people, who are actually very nice (lulz D-III).
>> Anonymous
OTHER PEOPLE SUCK, YOU DON'T OP. GO YOU GO YOU GO YOU GO YOU
>> Anonymous
>>72471

You're all those people I described, aren't you?
>> Anonymous
>>71552
out of all of these, the bench guidos are the only ones who bother me. at any gym i've been to there have always been a group of 2-4 guys who only do bench, my friends and i would always referred to them as the "benchtards"

they would literally come in every day and do 40 minutes of bench exercises, incline, decline, flat, dumbbells, and never make any improvement. one of their friends almost always lifted half the weight with their awesome "spotting" skills. and they usually came in wearing jeans and a wife beater.