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Anonymous
Measurements. Ideals, etc...

I'm 5'7"

38" chest. 28" waist. 13.5" biceps. 11" forearms.

I'm a bit thin. What measurements would I need to get a "medium" build that looked right for my height. Instead of slim.
>> Anonymous
First off. Name of that bitch?
>> Anonymous
looks like lela star
>> Anonymous
Looks like Eva Longoria
>> Anonymous
>>98611
Not lela. I have tons of her porn.

it's eva longoria.
>> Anonymous
ITT ignore op and focus on slutty whore
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>>98616
The difference being that Eva is pretty and LELA IS AN UGLY WHORE.
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>99212
ouch. porn hate
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>>99214
:)
>> Anonymous
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How is lela ugly?
>> Anonymous
Play is a feminazi bitch.

Superiority complex. Dislikes porn and hookers. pretentious attitude.
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>99220
well, for starters; she's sideways.
>> Anonymous
>>99220
She's not. Play is just an annoying cunt.
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>>99221
Yep, all porn should be outlawed. This is a very strong belief of mine, because I hate men and their constant fapping!
>> Anonymous
>>99227
play is a woman, enough said.
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>99228
you're a crowd favorite. shitstorms follow you all over /fit/.
>> Anonymous
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>>99221
>>99227

You jerks leave play alone!
>> xrkfrm !O4ZEpB7lss
>>99220
actually, I'm gonna say that her lips are too big and she looks like a vapid whore.... that wouldn't stop me from fucking her... but she definitely ain't a 10/10... i'd peg her at around a 6 or 7

though I agree with play being biased and stupid about the notions of porn and hookers.... learn 2 personal freedoms... just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it's immoral
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BUTTERFACE! BUTTERFACE!
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>99239
ugh. i hate it when chicks use too much powder/foundation on their face that it looks like their face is 10 shades lighter than the rest of their body.
>> xrkfrm !O4ZEpB7lss
>>99239
dear god, what is that THING on the poor woman's neck?
>> Anonymous
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>>99239
Why do you have her pics saved to your comp? Also, 1 bad pic. Shes hot in pretty much all of the other ones. Everyone has bad pics.
>> Anonymous
I'm fapping right to these pics right now, just to piss play off. I suggest we all do the same.
>> Anonymous
Damn. This thread wants to make me bust out my Lela Star collection but all Hard core pics.
>> xrkfrm !O4ZEpB7lss
>>99243
no, she still looks like a weak, too thin, vapid, whore
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>99249
Lela actually looks pretty soft and curvy in her videos. i don't think she looks thin. all the others you mentioned are fair game though.
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>>99243
It's cause it's airbrushed.
>> Anonymous
No shit shes a whore. Shes a pornstar. How does that not make her hot though? Shes a 9/10.
>> Anonymous
>>99252
See
>>99220
Phone pic. Not edited.

You picked a shitty pic after she was at a club all night and sweating and shitty make up.
>> Anonymous
>>99249
>no, she still looks like a weak, too thin, vapid, whore

Eva is thin and weak, too, and parlaying her body, if not sex, for cash... What's the difference?

Both are what most women should be aiming at. No competition between them exists.
>> Anonymous
hey play. I remember arguing with you about Lela star before. I see other people like her too.

And you still have a hate for porn stars because they are better than you.
>> Anonymous
>I'm 5'7"

38" chest. 28" waist. 13.5" biceps. 11" forearms.
First off- you're a man or a woman? I presume you're a woman.
Secondly, it depends really.. If you provide the pic, we will be able to make any guesses.
>> Anonymous
>>99273
I'm a guy.
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>99273
13.5" bicep on a 5'7" woman is pretty huge.
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>>99262
Yep, porn stars are the most attractive people ever.
>> Anonymous
>>99237

Those lips are just the right size for a blowjob. Geez. What a fag.
>> Anonymous
>>99281
average porn star is still more attractive than average female
>> xrkfrm !O4ZEpB7lss
>>99284
PROTIP - niggerlips don't make a blowjob better
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>>99285
The average woman could look like a porn star if she got fake tits, bleached her hair and wore pancake makeup. Prove me wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>99289

PROTIP: You're a fag. GTFO.
>> xrkfrm !O4ZEpB7lss
>>99293
she'd also need to become bulimic... but pretty much that's the formula
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>99293
but fake tits have a very calming effect when observed. well, calming to me, at least.
>> Anonymous
>>99293

Have you seen the average fat sow? Mirror much?
>> Anonymous
>>99303
well, shoot, it would appear your powers of observation are FAR more advanced than mine
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>>99298
Did your mom not breast feed you long enough?
Big fake breasts are kinda ridiculous looking, like stretched flesh balloons.
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>99318
in clothes they look good. they calm me. and my mom's delicious milk is not in question here.
>> Anonymous
>>99293
do you have any bad experiences with porn stars?

OP I suggest you delete this thread, and start a new one, cause in no way you're going to receive any reply. Also, provide some pictures, cause from numbers we are not able to predict anything.
thanks.
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>>99322
Nope. I just find them sorta ridiculous and the people that worship them are fun to rile up.

And the Opp will live. There are threads about bulking up all over the place and his question is a little silly. Different bodies will look medium with different measurements.
>> Anonymous
>>99339
No one worships porn stars, they're just convenient to fap too.
>> Anonymous
>>99339
Hardly are porn stars worshipped. As for myself there are three of them who I consider to be wasting their body and pretty faces in this dirty and misogynistic industry. But I do not pity most, as they are only considered a meat to wank to, not as a goddess or anything like that. If I saw her on the street, I wouldn't be bowing to her, but rather I'd sing her my own version of Bloodhound Gangs "Ballad to chasey lain".
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>>99358
>>99378
Obviously you weren't here for the previous Lela Star argument.
>> Anonymous
>>99378

I'd leer at her and follow her until there's a convenient dark alley...
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This guy!>>99262