Hey fit folks, please help me. Not a troll, I promise.Around 2am my time, I woke up to feeling my stomach go incredibly sour. I had about 2-3 minutes to make it to the toilet before all hell broke loose. I'm violently vomitting, explosive diarrea (sp?), I can't even keep water down, my head feels wobbly, I feel very cold and clammy from head to toe (almost shivvering), If I try to brush my teeth, drink water, ANYTHING, the nausea returns.What can I do to make it stop? Or better yet, what the fuck is going on?!Pic somewhat related; what this chick does in the last screen is pretty much what I just got done doing.
Whatever you do, don't go to the hospital. For the love of god, stay on the internet as long as possible.We'll save you.
Hi guise,Doctor Dickbutts here, OP should drink water even if the nausea returns, and listen to this man>>142210
>>142214LRN 2 READ MY TRIPCODE
food poisoning. i've had it several times. one time put me in the hospital for 4 days. wait for the fun of the dehydration-induced seizures to start up. it's a blast. but make sure you're not alone, or if you are get a phone close by so you can call an ambulance in between seizures.
>>142221oh, and it's great to lose weight. i lost 15 lbs in 2 days.
Drink fluids anyway. But sip it. Don't gulp. I went through a nasty bout of food poisoning two years ago, Pedialyte can save your life...
Do you see a light ? Any familiar voices calling ?
You poor man.After I ate KFC one time that happened to me.Lasted 24 hours.I got no sleep.Vomited even when I had nothing in my stomach.Shit in the toilet while I threw up in the tub.:/I live in fear of KFC now.Just let it pass.