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Anonymous
I know many of you practice some form of self defence to help keep in shape.

So what would you do if you were assaulted and had nothing more than a wall clock to defend yourself with?
>> Anonymous
Throw it Oddjob style. Cut his head off.
>> Anonymous
Hypnotize him, then rip his fucking eyeballs out
>> Guil
>>46334
>Hypnotize him
lol'ed

Yeah the obvious choice is to use it like the second image in the first column.
>> Anonymous
I would use it like the third image in the second column.