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Anonymous
I've started eating whole grains, nuts, and small amounts of dairy as part of a vegetarian diet (health reasons, not PETA reasons), but there's one small problem: these foods make me shit like a goose every day. Sometimes multiple times a day. I know I need to get protein, but I'm tired of having to drive home from school everyday between classes so I can shit.

What do I do?
>> Anonymous
Shit at school homie.
>> Anonymous
could be too much fiber. Cut back on the grains
>> Anonymous
>>316442
I can't shit at school. It just doesn't feel right.

>>316445
But I thought fiber was good for you. I knew it made you poop, but not like this. :/
>> Anonymous
>>316451

There is most likely a place somewhere on campus that very, very few classes take place by. Usually the bathrooms in that area are cleaner than your own. Just put toilet paper on the seat and take your shit.
>> Anonymous
NOOOO DANIEEEEEEEEL
>> Anonymous
>>316463
It's not the cleanliness I'm worried about. I'm afraid someone will walk in on me while I'm shitting. You can lock your stall door, but you can't lock the main doors. I don't want anybody hearing my plops and farts.
>> Anonymous
>>316471
fuck man stop being such a fucking pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>316481
I'm a girl...
>> Anonymous
>>316471
Man up and enjoy your healthy bowels. Fuck, when I go to the stall at school I grunt and growl as hard as I can. I want everyone to know the healthy shit I'm eating is causing me to shit infant-sized mounds of feces, and I'm the only one man enough to fill up the bowl to capacity. HHHHHRRRRNNNNNGGGGGG MOTHER FUCKERS!!!! HHRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>> Anonymous
>>316488
Wow.
>> Anonymous
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>>316495
HHRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>> Anonymous
>>316485
Then take that sand of your vagina and shit at school for fucks sake.
>> Anonymous
eat lots of cheese
>> Anonymous
It'll pass. Three weeks tops before your digestive system adjusts to vegan.

Its amazing how much shit we store/walk around with when we're eating meat.
>> Anonymous
>>316562
I herd humans in the past ate meat. Vegetarianism is for fucking wimps who care for animals and cry when people eat meat, be a real man.
>> Anonymous
>>316567
haha good one! you might be the funniest guy on the internet
>> Anonymous
>>316562
My diet is mainly carnivorous and my shits are just epic. I shit at least once a day, usually twice. I eat a lot of vegetables/fruits with my meat, but meat is the staple of my diet. Processed food is what hampers our bowel formation, not meat...
>> Anonymous
HEALTH REASONS?

YOU CAN'T EVEN PROCESS CHICKEN OR FISH? FOR HEALTH REASONS?

RED MEAT I COULD UNDERSTAND.

I THINK YOU'RE A VEGAN IN DENIAL.