Fuck.You know what fruits are the best for you? The fucking cunty-ass difficult ones to eat.Look at the apple. Eat one a day and keep the bitch-ass doctor away. Bitch is so motherfucking soft. Just fucking bite him and the cunt gives up. Bitch.And then the fucking banana. Fucking cunt acts tough, cause his cousins have these fucking hard-ass seeds in them. Fucking cunt's all like "bitch, bite me and i'll fucking break your teeth." So you wrestle with the fucker, then chow down... and fucker is so soft and looks like a dick. What a fucking prick.Then the pineapple with all its vitamins and shit. Fucking bitch has this hard fucking skin and looks like a fucking badass. But you fucking cut him open and the fucker only makes your tongue tickle. What a cunt.But then the pomegranate. What a fucking dick. Looks like a fucking pussy but once you cut the bitch open has all these fucking seeds you need to suck. And then like a bitch you fucking suck the seeds because it has all these anti-oxidants and shit.Fucking pomegranates.
stupid, but I lold.
Swearing is really not the key to comedy. Sorry. You need to actually say something funny next time.
>>462247Fuck yeah those things are so hard, They all try to gang up on me whenever I try to pick one out they all just fucking squirt. Gets fucking messy too, never underestimate.
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>>462271wrongfag
PROTIP: de-seed the pomegranate underwater...the seeds float and the rest sinks
This is by far the gayest thread on /fit/ tonight.1/10 because I responded.