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Anonymous
I figured I'd ask here since it's also the health board-

I have violent diarrhea and I have prom in 7 hours. Any advice to make it better before I go and shit myself?
>> Anonymous
Lots of laxatives.

Youre done for, do keep taking water to replenish yourself.
>> Anonymous
DO A BARREL ROLL
>> Anonymous
Take some Oxycontin. You won't be able to shit for a week.

And you'll be high as fuck and just want to space out and enjoy the full body orgasm.
>> Anonymous
I guess I'll just have to keep drinking water to flush out the acids or bacteria or whatever it is in there. I dunno if I can do it in time though. Was just wondering if there's anything else I can drink that's good for this kind of stuff, like a certain kind of soda or gatorade or something.
>> Anonymous
>>146771
Think healthy. In my experience thinking you feel better helps more than anything else.
>> Anonymous
>>146771

Don't overhydrate. There are over the counter medicines you can take for this.
Pepto works pretty well, as does immodium.

Best of luck.

By the by, if it doesn't subside, it's better to say you're too sick and not go at all than to go with explosive diarrhea.
>> Anonymous
eat a shitton of coal-tablets.
available at your drugstore.
>> Anonymous
Thank you sirs, I will try some pepto.
I haven't taken a shit in the last few hours so that's a good sign that I'm getting better. Waking up at 4AM to shit was pretty sucky.