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Deodorant Anonymous
What kind of deodorant/antiperspirant does /fit/ use?

I used to use Adidas cotton tech because it had no aluminum (which was causing lumps in the lymph nodes of my armpits, which I found out is a precursor to breast cancer) and it worked very well. I'm pretty sure it's discontinued now.

So what kind of deodorant do you use? And does anyone have any suggestions for aluminum free deodorant that works? I don't want cancer or Alzheimer's.
>> Anonymous
tom's of maine deaodorant stick in apricot. mmmm.
>> Anonymous
I'm a Mitchum Man.
>> Anonymous
OP here
>>447130
I agree, Tom's smells nice, but it doesn't help with wetness. And the good smell wears off in a couple hours and then the pits smell like pits.
>> Anonymous
none, deodorants for fags
>> Anonymous
>>447141
Smelling like shit is for losers. Fat, smelly, losers.
>> Anonymous
>>447141
Enjoying stinking you stinky mcstinker
>> Anonymous
C'mon /fit/, I know you use some kind of deodorant. Don't want to smell like BO when you do your squats.
>> Anonymous
>>447306
I don't care what I smell like while I squatz.
>> Anonymous
>>447308
Well, ok, but what do you use when the squatz pay off and you're on a date?
>> Anonymous
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>>447313
I bathe. Also pic, but it's really just a backup.
>> Anonymous
>>447313

Tell her to love it, or GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>447316
I shower everyday, of course. But I'm a sweaty mofo if I get overheated. Which is always (but no so much in the winter obviously).

My boyfriend uses unscented Tom's of Maine and it works more or less for him, but he doesn't sweat much. I'm northern European decent and he's southern European. I'm always too hot and he's always too cold.

>>447333
Enjoy your hand.
>> Anonymous
I'll be very surprised if most of fit uses antiperspirants because aluminum is a neurotoxin and a suspected carcinogen. It's no coincidence that women who shave their armpits and use antiperspirants get breast cancer a lot more than women that don't.Guys absorb the aluminum as well, even if there aren't breaks in the skin from shaving.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
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>>447338

>My boyfriend
>> Anonymous
>>447357
I'm the OP, and if you will kindly observe the picture, you'll notice the deodorant is for WOMEN.

inB4 "no girls on the internet"

So what kind of deo do you use, dickhole?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
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>>447368
>> Anonymous
Givenchy
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>447368
u r a man
>> Anonymous
>>447370
You got pwned.
>> Anonymous
>>447370
Ok, better, closer, now tell me anything you know about which deodorant works or doesn't?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
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>>447374

fly your flag with pride
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
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>>447375
>> Anonymous
>>447372
Interesting, thanks.

>>447380
Am I to assume you smell like ass by the end of the day?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
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>>447381
>> Anonymous
I love you guys.
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
>>447383
HARDGAY???!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>447383
Nice portrait of you. Who's your photographer?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>447389

your mother
>> Anonymous
>>447392
Yeah, she's talented like that. She brought out your inner gay very well.
inB4 inappropriate jokes about my mother
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>447404

you're the one with a boyfriend, fag.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>447404
She brought out another gay on your birthday.
>> Anonymous
Fuck, I was just pondering this the other day.

I need an antiperspirant that won't turn my pits yellow/green/other awesome but not-normal colors.

I sweat like a beast and with my protein heavy diet I smell like one too if I don't stop up the floodgates in the 'pits. So heelp mee
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
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>>447412

oh shit son
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>>447411
Ok, I get it. Look, I know this is very disappointing to you, but I'm not a gay dude that will post pictures of myself for your fapping enojyment. I'm a female.

Here's some dongs. Does this appease you?
>> Anonymous
>>447338

I will, if the bitch doesn't love it shes not worth my time.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>447419

sorry can't hear you over the sound of your homosexuality
>> Anonymous
>>447412
That's the best birthday present anyone could ask for. Thanks, mom.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>enojyment

only gay people can fuck that up.
>> Anonymous
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My mother was kind enough to provide another photo of you. The parasol is a bit much, Sponge.

Wait... Sponge. Spongebob. GAY

Can we talk about deodorant now?!
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>447430

you try too hard
>> Anonymous
>>447378
beats being an asshat on the internet
>> Anonymous
>>447433
I think you're too hard from looking at that picture.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>447434

gay

>>447436

gay
>> Anonymous
>>447437
Insecure tripfag.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>447439

gay
>> Anonymous
>>447437
Wishful thinking. If you had it your way, the whole world would be populated by fit gay men wearing g-strings. But it's not. So get over it and come to terms with the fact that not everyone is gay.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>447444

not everyone, but you are.
>> Anonymous
Anything without phthalates in it.
>> Anonymous
>>447446
I'm flattered, really, but it just isn't gonna happen between us. I've got a boyfriend who I really love. You're just going to have to fap to gay porn until you find someone special.

And MOVING ON. Does anyone else sweat more when their bladder is full? Seems like I sweat when I need to pee. Is the liquid trying to escape through my pores?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>447448

>IM NOT GAY BUT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO I LOVE AND I PISS MYSELF SOMETIMES WHEN I SWEAT
>> Anonymous
>>447452

You're right I am gay. I drink piss too.

Tripfags rule.
>> Anonymous
>>447452
You need to work on your reading comprehension a bit.

>>447447
How does one find out if there are phthalates in a product or not?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>447456

ok pissypants
>> Anonymous
>>447452
Your obsessive compulsive habit of calling everyone and everything gay is worrying me, man. I'm concerned for you. In a HOMOSEXUAL way.
>> Anonymous
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ARM

AND

HAMMER
>> Anonymous
>>447456

In the list of ingredients look for any compounds with the suffix "yl". i.e. benzyl butyl etc...

Or the word "phthalate" obviously.

Try the website for ingredients if they are not listed on the product.
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>>447457
I don't piss my pants, I piss my armpits. Do you have some sort of golden showers fetish? :/
>> Anonymous
>>447437
No life.
>> Anonymous
>>447466
Huh. But a lot of molecules can have the "yl" in them. Especially ones with attachments, like ethyl-methyl-cyclopentane. But I'll keep an eye out for that. It's sometimes hard to tell exactly what's in some things because they don't exactly use IUPAC nomenclature in the ingredients.
>> Anonymous
>>447461
HELL YEAH UNSCENTED NIGGA
>> Anonymous
>>447500
Exactly. Who wants to smell like pit-stick? ITS NOT MEANT TO MAKE YOU SMELL GOOD, ITS JUST MEANT TO MAKE YOU NOT SMELL BAD.

Smelling good is what Cologne is for.
>> Anonymous
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Arm and Hammer unscented deodorant. I love it.
>> Anonymous
>>447530
>>447461
I like the smell of the scented one, but I guess I'll go with the unscented since they don't make a female version.
>> Anonymous
>>447530
>slowpoke.jpg
>> Anonymous
>>447533
Just wear some nice perfume. :3 Men don't want to smell your pits, so why bother perfuming them? It'd be like perfuming your anus.
>> Anonymous
>>447530
Me again. Hey OP. Next time do a little RESEARCH before you think you're going to get breast cancer from deodorant. You made me all freaked out for a few seconds.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deodorant#Breast_cancer

http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/factsheet/Risk/AP-Deo
http://www.cancer.org/docroot/MED/content/MED_6_1x_Antiperspirants.asp
http://jncicancerspectrum.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/reprint/jnci;94/20/1578.pdf
http://www.eurjcancerprev.com/pt/re/ejcp/abstract.00008469-200312000-00006.htm
>> Anonymous
Borax. Real men use Borax.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>447540
Op isnt a 'real' man.
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>>447539
I don't care what those say. Antiperspirants cause huge painful lumps in my armpits. That can't be good at all.

And anyways, cancer aside, aluminum is a known neurotoxin. It's been linked to Alzheimer's and such. Do not want. Hopefully they will start phasing out aluminum cans and stuff. The most aluminum that enters our bodies comes from our food and food containers.
>> Anonymous
>>447536
I do wear nice perfume. Narciso Rodrigues for her. Everywhere I go, people say I smell good and demand to know what I'm wearing.

And it's not really smell that I'm worried about, it's wetness. It's very embarrassing to sweat so much that it soaks through the shirt and then I have to be careful not the raise my arms or people will see >_<
>> Anonymous
I just go to walmart and buy the shit with the highest percentage of the active ingrediant in it because my armpits leak like leaky faucets if I dont put on strong stuff every night before I go to sleep and every morning.
>> Anonymous
>>448533
>>448581

My armpits make me rage. Some days I'm tempted to duct tape them over so my shirt can enjoy a sweat free day.
>> Anonymous
>>448586

have you tried applying powerful deoderant like 15 times a day until that shit finally does its job?

Cause for pretty much all of highschool I wore hoodies in 100 degree weather cause I would sweat all day long, and one day I decided to just spam apply anti-persperant all day long, and the following day, I was pretty much sweat free. Now I have to apply it when i wake up and before I go to sleep, and if I Break that cycle for a few days I go back to faucet mode.
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I use this shit right here, in the morning and when I go to bed. Stops the sweating, has a light, but pleasant scent and by god gets the job done.
>> Anonymous
i used to use old spice but it did nothing for wetness whatsoever and smells a little strong and bad.
Now I use DEGREE and there IS NO wetness, try it out if u like DRY armputs.
>> Anonymous
I guess I am a very lucky guy, I myself just use Old Spice High Endurance, or Degree they both do the job. I sweat so little I'm contemplating ditching anti-perspirant and using regular deodorant to avoid unnecessary cancer.
>> Anonymous
I use this natural deodorant crystal thing it doesn't help with wetness but I shower everyday anyway so whatever. I like sweating, removal of salt and all PLUS you can smell my sexy perfumes and such
>> Anonymous
>>448597

Looks like I've got an experiment to try. If this thread is still around in the next few days, I'll give you the results.
>> Anonymous
>>448674
The crystal thing didn't work at all for me.
>> Anonymous
Is there such a thing as natural (w/o aluminum) antiperspirant?

I remember Adidas had this "cotton technology" antiperspirant but they stopped making them for some reason.
>> Anonymous
I smell sexy as fuck when i'm sweaty. I would never use deodorant.