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Hey Fatties,

My name is Joe, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, retarded, chavs who spend every second of their day curling 30 lb dumbells. You are everything bad in my gym. Honestly, have any of you ever done any squats? I mean, I guess it's fun doing crunches because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jogging for cardio.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best squat. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the squat team, and starter on my cycling team. What sports do you play, other than "CURLZ FOR DA GURLZ"? I also have my own squat rack , and have a sweet bicycle (I just squatted it; Shit was SO squat). You are all fatties who should just squat. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bike
>> Anonymous
Seen funnier parodies of this
>> Anonymous
This has to be new content.
>> Anonymous
H3Y FATEIS

MY NMA SI JO3 AND I HAET AVERY SNGLE ONA OF U!!!!! AL OF U R SKINY RETARD3D CHAVS WHO SPAND AVERY SACOND OF THERE DAY CURLNG 30 LB DUMBLS!!1!1 OMG LOL U R 3V3RYTHNG BAD IN MAH GYM!!1!!! OMG HONESTLEY HAEV ANY OF U 3V3R DONE ANY SQUATS????!? OMG WTF I M3AN I GU3S ITS FUN DONG CRUNCHES B/C OF UR OWN INSECURITEIS BUT U AL TAEK 2 A WHOLE NU L3V3L!!11! OMG THES SI EV3N WORS3 THAN JOGNG FOR CARDIO


DONT!1!!1! OMG B A STRANG3R!1!!1!11!OMG WTF JUST HIT ME WIT UR BST SQUAT!!1111 WTF LOL IMM PR3TY MUCH P3RFECT!1!1! OMG WTF I WAS CAPTANE OF TEH SQUAT TAM AND STARTER ON MAH CYCLNG TEM!!!!11!1! WTF LOL WUT SPORTS DO U PLAY OTH3R THAN CURLZ FOR DA GURLZ?!!??!?? OMG WTF I ALSO HAEV MAH OWN SQUAT RAK AND HAEV A SWET BICYCLE (I JUST SQUAT3D IT SHIT WAS SO SQUAT)!1!!111!1 OMG WTF LOL U R AL FATEIS WHO SHUD JUST SQUAT!!!11! OMG LOL THX FOR LIST3NNG
PIC!!!1!!1 OMG RELAETD ITS ME AND MAH BIEK
>> Anonymous
That bike is the biggest bunch of fail ever. Fixie w/ two brakes? Fixie w/ rat traps and no straps? Flat bullhorns w/ lame angle?

At least the seat is level...
>> Anonymous
copypasta much?
>> Anonymous
Jesus christ i fucking love this picture
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> sasuke
wow. concentrated win is so concentrated it's almost corrosive.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Hey Squat,

My squat is Squat, and I squat every single one of you. All of you are squat, squat, chavs who spend every squat of their squat curling 30 lb squats. You are everything squat in this squat. Honestly, have any of you ever squatted any squats? I mean, I guess it's fun doing crunches because of your own squats, but you all take to a squat new squat. This is even worse than jogging for squats.

Don't be a squat. Just squat me with your best squat. I'm pretty much squat. I was captain of the squat team, and squatter on my squats team. What squats do you squats, other than "CURLZ FOR DA GURLZ"? I also have my own squat rack , and have a sweet squat (I just squatted it; Shit was SO squat). You are all squats who should just squat. Thanks for squating.

Pic Related: It's me and my squats
>> Anonymous
That picture is not a shop, I know it by the pixels and seeing many shops in my time.
>> Anonymous
/FIT/ DEMANDS MOAR SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
I think that looks better than the V shape of huge upper bodies....
>> YoungBuck
epic fail for the epic fail troll, so techincly he winz

also SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZ!
>> Anonymous
you must obey the squat commander
giving out the order for fun
you must obey the squat commander
you know that he's the only one
who gives the orders here
alright!
who gives the orders here
alllright

it would be awesome!
if we could squat!
it would be awesome yeah!
let's take a shot!
it would be awesome yeah!
let's start the show!
because
you never know, you never know
YOU NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU GO

ALRIGHT!

ALRIGHT!

who gives the orders here?
who gives the orders here?

the lines are drawn, the orders are in
the squat commander's ready to sin
radio message from hq
squat commander, we love you
let's get this training started right, yo
let's get this training started RIGHT
>> Anonymous
i went to the store to get more
whey!
to start the war
everyone in this gym is wack
i feel like they're heading straight for a heart attack

girls are pretty
girls are nice
and i do squatz to break the ice
and i do squatz....


it would be awesome!
if we could squat!
it would be awesome yeah!
let's take a shot!
it would be awesome yeah!
let's start the show!
because
you never know, you never know
YOU NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU GO

i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever

i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever
i wanna do squatz forever

OOOOOOOH BABY

ALRIGHT!
ALRIGHT

YOU MUST OBEY THE SQUAT COMMANDER
YOU MUST OBEY THE SQUAT COMMANDER
YOU MUST OBEY THE SQUAT COMMANDER
YOU MUST OBEY THE SQUAT COMMANDER

COME ON!
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
COME ON!
>> Anonymous
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Hey Fatties,

My name is Kirk, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, retarded, chavs who spend every second of their day curling 30 lb dumbells. You are everything bad in my gym. Honestly, have any of you ever done any squats? I mean, I guess it's fun doing crunches because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jogging for cardio.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best squat. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the powerlifting team, and a strongman competitor. What sports do you play, other than "CURLZ FOR DA GURLZ"? I also have my own gym, and have a sweet squat rack (I just squatted in it; Shit was SO squat). You are all fatties who should just squat. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my log
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>>302838
Hello Joe. Mind if I say a few words? If you do, too bad.

>you are skinny, retarded
Yes, you are. Thank you for telling us more about yourself, Troll.

Secondly, saging this shit.
>> Anonymous
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>>303349
haha, oh wow. just gtfo.
>> Anonymous
>>303349

GTFO FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
original content
>> Anonymous
>>303399
Where?
>> Anonymous
>>303395
You know what they say, takes one to know one.
>> Fitness Master Anonymous
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The fitness master is satisfiated by your squatlegs.
>> Anonymous
>>302838
eurofag is a fag
>> Squat Commander
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>>303438
hey fuck off i was here first
>> Anonymous
>>302838
>Hey Fatties
>All of you are skinny
wat
>> Anonymous
>>303460

wat skinny fat cmon skinny legs, big gut
>> Anonymous
>>303460
Fucking paradox