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Anonymous
The weirdest damn thing happened to me the other day. I just got done taking a shit and was looking at it as I got up to flush. Lo and behold, there were strange white spheres in it. I got a pencil and poked them, and poked harder until the popped and leaked a jizzy looking substance. I though back to what I ate and could'nt think of anything that even remotely resembled it.
Do I have a butt parasite?
>> Anonymous
If there is jizz in your shit I imagine you are just gay. No worries.
>> Anonymous
>>67243
no no, it just LOOKED like it. no worries
>> Anonymous
Worms.

See a doctor.
>> Anonymous
How bad can a tapeworm be?eat all you want and still lose weight
>> Anonymous
>>67265
Pretty bad. They eat all the food they can get, not just the excess. I don't know why people think otherwise.
>> Anonymous
i have a friend nicknamed tapeworm... she is the hotness... she doesn't have tapeworms, just has an unbelievable metabolism
>> Anonymous
>>67218

You could try to give yourself an enema. That wa you don't have to see the doctor. There's also some drug you can put in it that kills worms (tapeworms, all sorts).
>> Anonymous
>>67336
>You could try to give yourself an enema
No, this is a very, very bad idea. Not only would it probably not work, you could quite possibly kill yourself if you do it wrong.

>That wa you don't have to see the doctor.
$50 vs not having $50 and not having a worm crawling around in my gut. Hmm...

Oh, and it may not be a tapeworm. They shed square body sections, they don't lay round eggs.

See a goddamn doctor, saving $50 is not worth dying over.
>> rowerfag
>>67340
this man speaks truth
>> Anonymous
>>67340

... enemas?

I think he's suggesting one of those little, like... Fleet half-liter things. Not a full on LET'S PUMP GALLONS OF SALINE INTO MY COLON FUCK YEAH treatment.
>> Anonymous
>>67382
The thing is, when it hurts, it's rush to the hospital time.

You just don't get any warning before your intestines burst. You do it wrong and you kill yourself, that's the issue.

Besides, it may not be worms, it could be something far worse.
>> Anonymous
I'm a bit concerned that no one knows what it is...Also, there were only 2.
>> Anonymous
worm eggs idiot.
See a doc and show him your shit. HAHA