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Anonymous
is it possible to control your sex drive? I'm the top friendzoner of like 12 girls, and they'll sit on my lap and shit for like 45 minutes on end, and it's hard to not get hard. Is there food or something that kills your sex drive, but not permanently?? or something?
>> Anonymous
Stop being a pussy. Get some pussy.
>> Anonymous
get drunk with one and make out with her you fucking pussy

if she doesnt kiss you back - kick that bitch to the curb
if she does - congrats you're no longer a virgin with a permanently flaccid cock
>> Anonymous
>>207222
I honestly don't desire sex ATM. I've been through a few relationships in the past two years, and they've all been miserable failures. For the moment, friends are all I really care about. When tempted, though, my penis doesn't like this idea. so, help?
>> Anonymous
Let them sit on your hard on, if they don't like it they won't sit on your lap ever again. Problem solved.
>> Anonymous
>>207232
then gtfo faggot
>> Anonymous
OP is secretly gay or a troll.
>> Anonymous
is this all the help this bored offers? shit sucks
>> Anonymous
I onced asked /b/ for help on this OP. I want to reduce it because its out of fucking control. They just told me to take anti-depresents, or an hero, or do a barrel roll.
>> Anonymous
how bout you cut off your dick faggot. you won't be using in your friendzone anyways.
>> Anonymous
>>207265
ahh, /b/. what would we do without 'em?
>> Anonymous
rape.
>> Anonymous
Its not safe to reduce your sex drive, the best thing to do is either think about something other than the fact she is sitting on your crotch, or just kindly ask her to back off.
>> Anonymous
>>207220
Well, our cocks are built to know when a pussy is within cocktip reach, so it gets hard and reachs out for it.
So don't fuck that up, because if you try messing with your sex drive and turn that function off, one day you'll be going for the poon and BAM, your fucking cock is out of commission and you sit there looking like a stupid idiot, wishing you'd never have messed with it in the first place.
What the fuck do you got bitches sitting on your lap for? If you have a problem with them feeling your boner, then that's their own problem, they put themselves on your lap where your cock is stored. It's not like you'll go "Oh I'm sorry let me move my cock into my back pocket so you can't feel it when you sit down."
Your penis is glued to you, her ass is not.
Now either kick that bitch off your lap and be a man, or take that bitch into the back and teach her what happens when they sit on your lap AND BE A MAN. Shit.
>> Anonymous
Hmmm, either fuck em, or go do LOLSQUATZZZZ until you can't physically move. That'll fix you right up. Me? I'm doing OMFGPULLUPS; the endorphin rush is seriously better than sex anyhow.
>> Anonymous
>>207306
best post in /fit/'s lifetime.
>> Anonymous
Chicks like it when you get hard from them touching you and if they don't like it then they will just move. If they know you already, then they probably wont hate or rage on you. It's quite understandable and it will feel good to a girl if she can make a man aroused. Just don't try to rape her for it, if you do want it I'd suggest you playfully be suggestive about whatever you want from them.
>> Anonymous
>>207312

agreed
>> Lancelot
Fuck it mate. Stand proud with your boner surrounded by 12. Your cock is screaming "look at me I'm a rock!".

The only problem would be if they were actual "girls", jb like the OP pic, then that's your problem because the party van is on it's way.
>> Anonymous
SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
Forget about controlling it. I'd get hard whenever my niece sat in my lap (I'm 10 years older, and she started doing it when she was around 12) so the little tease would always find reasons to sit on my lap and grind on me. Truth. I'm not a pervert, so never molested her. Sorry, /b/.
>> Anonymous !uz8u2XmvbY
>>208014
YEAH
>> Anonymous
>>207254
it may be /fit/, but it's still 4chan. wtf did you expect?
>> Anonymous
>>208025
>/b/
what
>> Anonymous
"and they'll sit on my lap and shit"

They sit on your lap and shit?! You sick scat-loving mofo.
>> Anonymous
>>207220
>>and shit for like 45 minutes on end

HOW MUCH THEY EAT????
>> Anonymous
>>208201

that was perfect. thank you.
>> Anonymous
sounds like someone is trying to pass as a gay man so females may open up to him more.

is your penis giving you away? too bad.

the PENIS NEVER LIES.
>> Anonymous
>>208209
do all guys get hard when this happens? I honestly had no idea, I've always thought I was just a horny bitch
>> Anonymous
shit, i get hard even if a girl touches me...

mmmmmhmmmmm...

makes my penis HAPPY.
>> Lancelot
>>208201
You just won the game.
>> Anonymous
>>208025

*fap fap fap*
>> Anonymous
lets see: alcohol, most drugs, cigarettes, greasy food

anti-anti-hard foods: cantiloupe, anything with lots of B vitamins, yohimbe... uh eating vegetables and doing cardio.

or you can let them sit on your pitched tent and see where it goes from there, they can either ignore it and keep you in the friend zone or do something about it. by saluting them it will let them know that you think they are attractive its their decision to do something or not.

girls are kinda stupid, especially ones that keep you in the friend zone but are all touchy-feely. they like the power they have over you from sexual tension and they like having a self esteem boost from being desired and that you are like a boyfriend that they dont have sex with, IE: you probably buy them gifts, take them out, do stupid girly shit with them, listen to their dumb stories and gossip... etc, you give them that stupid shit they want but you get nothing in return, at the end of the day they are fucking someone else.
>> Anonymous
>>207239
This method worked for me every time.
Mostly in the former sense.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
OP used friend zone
...its not very effective
>> Anonymous
>>208322

Ladder Theory, why are you so right?
>> Anonymous
Don't worry op, eventually you will understand that no woman likes you, no matter how much she hugs you, and your sex drive will drop so low you will be content with masturbating once a day, just after lunch.
>> Anonymous
>>208372
is that what it is called? i was ironically on both sides of that issue a few times: i had quite a few female friends whom i hung out with but never fucked (but they wanted to) and i was also the sex parter for a girl who decided to mix-and-match her male relationships to form one decent relationship for herself spread across 3-4 guys. it was fucking weird on both counts, i dont know why women like it honestly.