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Anonymous
I have pinkeye. I look like I should be in some b-movie killing everyone. It's been like this for a few days. What should I do....?
>> Anonymous
You should take your advice and start killing everyone, actually I don't know. I've never seen anyone with pink eye before. But it looks god damn awesome.
>> Anonymous
Scratch with steel wool to relieve itchiness.
>> Anonymous
See a doctor and get antibiotics, obviously. It's an infection caused by FECAL MATTER PARTICULATES. YOU ACCIDENTALLY WIPED SHIT INTO YOUR EYE HAHA. But seriously, you need antibiotics; if the infection gets bad enough it can cause permanent damage to your eye.
>> Anonymous
>>121542
get some drops for it, will clear up in a few days
>> Anonymous
I never expected to say this on 4chan;

Thank you for your help.
>> Anonymous
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>>121542
I used to get pink eye a lot when I was a kid.
It turns out it was actually my fault, and I think you Anon are a sick bastard- and I will explain why.
The bacteria in your feces causes pink eye, and from the age of about 4-8 I used to rub the base (metacarpal region) of my thumb along my ass crack, then smell it. I didn't wash my hands often and hours later after I had forgotten about my earlier indiscretion I would rub my eyes. Thus resulting in pink-eye one or two days from then.
Eventually my parents caught me doing this and explained that I could make myself sick doing this, so I stopped.
YOU SIR, never stopped smelling your own FECES.
Inside your own feces is coliform bacteria which can cause cholera. Stop smelling your own feces, because remember how every trip on The Oregon Trail II ended? That's right everyone died from cholera contracted by eating their own feces because you didn't buy enough food.
tl;dr stop smelling your feces
>> Anonymous
>>121579
no, it is you who is the sick bastard. Conjunctivitis which is the medical term has many causes including allergies or viral infections

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjunctivitis
>> Anonymous
>>121542
was your eye out regularly with warm salty water to ease the symptoms
>> Anonymous
>>121603
you're the 20-something poop smeller, not I
weirdo
>> Anonymous
>>121617
you're the one who admitted to it and seemed to think it was the only cause of conjunctivitis not I, wierdo
>> Anonymous
That wasn't me. I am also not 20 something.

- OP
>> Anonymous
Hmm. How do you do those things. I wanted to put

>>121603

In the above post but failed. Obviously.
>> Anonymous
Well I guess that answers that.