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BALD Anonymous
I think I'm getting bald. What should I do?
>> Anonymous
cover it up
>> Anonymous
Be proud of your large amounts of testosterone. You're a man, damn it.
>> Anonymous
Why I am so bald?
>> Anonymous
work out
>> Anonymous
squats and power cleans will fix your hair...
ON YOUR CHEST ROFL!
>> Anonymous
shave it all off
>> Dr. Anon !xSrihpC5nc
1. Shave head
2. Grow unibrow
3. Horizontal mustache
4. Horizontal goatee

Now, when somebody is behind you, you can bend over and look at them from between your legs and make them shit bricks.
>> Anonymous
finance an expensive car you can't afford and gain a lot of weight. wear polo shirts with shorts. date only women in their early 20s.
>> Anonymous
Do bicep curls with a 100k barbell in each hand and then you will have to much testosterone hair will explode from everywhere on your body at once.

You will also have a 10 inch penis automatically on your first day.
>> Anonymous
shave it or look like your to afraid to shave it
your choice
>> Anonymous
Shave it.

It'll look better than if you leave it.
>> Anonymous
Shave it, otherwise you'll look terrible.
>> Anonymous
ZOMG IMA GOIN BLAD
>> Anonymous
I have a terrible receding hairline. What you can do to slow the progression down is to get a hold of some Propecia pills, Rogaine topical treatment, and Super Hair Energizer shampoo. Propecia is your best bet for general hair loss, Rogaine is actually only good for balding on your crown, and Super Hair Energizer is like FUCKING MAGIC. That's the first product I bought, and it's slowed down my hair loss for almost 3 years now.

But, as a balding man, you must realize that these tactics only delay the inevitable. My hair has slowly rejected these treatments, and alas, I've had to cut my hair very short. It's better now to just say fuck it, and learn to deal with it. If you grow your hair long to cover up the bald spots, when the wind blows people are going to laugh at you even more if you just decided to cut it all off.

So, you should go onto Google, look for hairstyle websites, find out what shape your head is, and look for balding male celebrities to mimic their hairdos. I narrowed down my choices to a Chuck Liddell-style mohawk, and Matt Lauer's short hair. Matt Lauer's hair seemed to get a better reaction in /fa/, so I went with that.

Anon is sorry you're balding, OP. It's devastating emotionally.
>> Anonymous
>>157487
"Anon is sorry you're balding, OP. It's devastating emotionally."

Here's the trick though... I too was "devastated" when I was younger & dumber. But surprise, nobody gives a shit about your hair but you. If your hair looks bad, shave it off and you won't have to worry about it any freakin' more. It's pretty liberating.
Get a good electric razor and do your face and head every morning together; it's easy.
>> Anonymous
propecia
>> Anonymous
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You can do what I did and shave it off completely.

Benefits:
- Easy to maintain. All I have to do is shave with a razor.
- Cheap. Cost of blades + shaving cream is not that much compared to haircuts (unless you get really, really, really cheap haircuts once or twice a year). And it's much cheaper than shit like Rogaine which doesn't work, or hairplugs, toupees, etc.
- It feels cooler. I stay much cooler in the summer.
- It looks cooler. The first time I shaved it it looked kind of weird, but I got used to it. It think it suits me much better than a giant bald spot and receding hairline.
- You can cosplay as Kane. Picture related.
>> Anonymous
>>158136
>Kane

From an interview:
Q: I remember you said seven years ago that shaving your head was the best thing you did in your acting career.
A: It was the best thing I did in my life.
>> Anonymous
Is there going to be a Command and Conquer movie?
>> Anonymous
>>158136

he's real sexy in a mysterious, creepy way.
>> Anonymous
>>158068

Oldfag lacks reading comprehension. I say you're still dumb.
>> Police !!xQY72FpYaJX
squats
>> Anonymous
britney has a BIG fucking head.
>> Anonymous
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>>156519

rub this shit in your head. u can find it in healthy foods aisle (near the vitamins and slim fast shit)
>> Anonymous
I did the research and have been studying it. Basically your fucked. What you could do is go to china and buy a chinese prisoner. From there you can get a fresh patch of hair transplanted on your balding head. I have all the confidence in the world now.
>> Anonymous
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Hurray for affordable chinese organs
>> Anonymous
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Here's another vote for shaving it off.
>> Anonymous
I am getting a hair transplant this summer,

basically, they take hair from the back of your head and implant it on top. Looks good, never falls out.
>> Anonymous
>>158668

Transplanted hair falls out in 6 months. At $1 per hair follicle transplantation, and around 2000-7000 hairs that need to be transplanted, these procedures can get prohibitively expensive.
>> Anonymous
>>156636

I lol'd...
>> Anonymous
>>158668

IMO, transplants are a bad, bad idea. I did the first stage a long time ago and wised up and stopped.

1. it looks like doll hair. evenly spaced dots of hair on your forehead, not cool.
2. when they take it from the back, it leaves big ol' horizontal scars that won't go away. Each session is a new scar on your head. People will wonder if you've had brain surgery, for real.
3. it's expensive

No need to mutilate yourself for your fucking hair, dude.
>> Anonymous
My hair has started thinning (very slowly) should I start rogaine?
>> Anonymous
>>159115
Rogaine is only good if your hair is thinning on the top back of your head (the crown)

If it's thinning in the forehead/temple area, not so much
>> Anonymous
anything good for the temple/front
>> Anonymous
be a man and learn to accept it.
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>>159199
My doc said propecia would be worth a shot.

On the other hand, I don't have true forehead balding, just the temples. I'll be happy if it stops, but on the other hand...the look has its advantages
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bald sucks you dumb faggots
I've been growing my hair for 10 years, and now it's all fucking falling out thus I'm butthurt about it
also shitsux