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Anonymous
What do i have to do to look like this?
>> Anonymous
Eat moar pedigree?
>> Anonymous
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be like this guy

And why the fuck would you want to look like that? that guy is fucking hideous, and only the most airheaded bimbos will want to fuck him.
>> Anonymous
Squats.
>> Anonymous
aww shit is that k-9 cop god damn that was a sweet ass movie
>> Anonymous
>>127055

That's your opinion. I think muscular guys are very attractive. Not veiny or extreme body building, but the OP pic is hot to me.
>> Anonymous
>>127073

airheaded bimbo
>> Anonymous
>>127073
>>127076

furry
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My ideal man. I wish more guys looked like this.

This is a drawn picture, btw. The artist is very talented.
>> Anonymous
>>127083
Theres a reason guys don't. That much Juice = permanent long term side effects.
>> Anonymous
>>127083
lol he has no neck and bodybuilders are unnaturally proportioned. enjoy your 'ideal' brainless muscle mass
>> Anonymous
>>127083

...does G stand for gay?
>> Anonymous
Why is /fit/ full of so many fucking fags/pussies?

Oh God muscle mass, how disgusting, my friends on Myspace will never accept my invitations if they think I'm a brainless bimbo.

hay guys how do i get my abs cut lol

Ofmg i luv fall-out boy <3
>> Anonymous
>>127123
I don't want to look like I belong in Gears of War.

I don't have insecurities issues that I try to cover up with steroids and a small calf for dinner every night.
>> Anonymous
>>127051
about 6000 calories a day for the next 3-5 years, and move into a gym. and a dozen or so cycles of equipoise won't hurt.
>> Anonymous
>>127132

Who gives a shit what you want to look like? I don't look down on Juggalo's, it's their life, they can do what they want with it.

I don't complain about the people spending two hours in the gym doing cycles of bicep curls, so why do people get so up in arms about large amounts of muscle mass?

Some people enjoy pushing their minds to the limit, some enjoy doing it to their bodies. Testing oneself is what drives us to become better in life. If you enjoy being stagnant, then that's your choice. Don't insult other people because you don't have the will to achieve something.

Also, the insecurity is brought upon by not wanting to create a self-image that is daunting to others. If you were secure in your body, you wouldn't care what other people perceived of you, so in-fact, you are the insecure, because you mold yourself to what is a publicly accepted image.

Also it's fucking amazing that people label those with significant muscle mass to be ignorant, when you need to have the ability to anatomize one's entire structure to achieve such a look. Complete understanding of nutrition, bodily muscle functions and make-up, and the will to drives oneself is not something that the majority of human beings on this planet have.

Does this knowledge cause them to look down upon us? No, the majority of bodybuilders I've met are incredibly upstanding, intelligent, articulate people that are happy within their own skin.

This is in comparison to the majority who not only shuns them, but who completely lack any self-confidence or lack of respect.

Whens the last time you saw a bodybuilder on a shitty Self-Help show bitching about his feelings? Oh, never, that's right.
>> Anonymous
>>127132
>I don't want to look like I belong in Gears of War

Couldn't have said it better myself.
>> Anonymous
>>127142

I look down on people based on their outside appearances.
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>>127132

Insecurities?

Bodybuilders have an almost non-existent suicide rate, even when they're ALL PUMPED FULL OF STEROIDS , AMIRITE.

And don't worry, you wouldn't be able to achieve half of that if your life depended on it.
>> Anonymous
>>127142

*applause*

This man gets it.
>> Anonymous
>>127055

>only the most airheaded bimbos will want to fuck him.

Let's say your actually right, and most women do prefer pussified and more androgynous men (which I sincerely doubt, but w/e).
For your argument to make sense then, the fraction of women who prefer muscular manly men over skinny faggots would have to be smaller than the actual ratio of muscular men to skinny faggots in society. Otherwise muscular men would still get laid more on average (which they luckily do!).


I understand that your male ideal is to be as much like a woman as possible, but not all of us want to live like that.
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>>127142

An award winning post up there.

Also, it's funny how people bag on bodybuilders here. Shit like bodybuilders being insecure fly around, or their bodybuilding achievements are worth nothing.

This is just great. When work ethic and drive is looked down upon, while making up measly mouthed excuses for the dumbest shit like drinking soda everyday is accepted.
>> Anonymous
>>127103

Unnaturally proportioned?

Bodybuilders? Do you not understand what the fuck the goal of Bodybuilding is, you fucking twat?

What a douche.
>> Anonymous
>>127054
>Eat moar pedigree?

I see what did there.
>> Anonymous
>>127184
They get it wrong most of the time. And have done from the '90s onwards
>> Anonymous
>>127172
Who said anything about pussified or androgynous. That guy isn't what a man should look like
>> Anonymous
>>127178

Welcome to /fit/
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>>127202

Oh I'm sorry, are you the fucking Architect of the Matrix?

Who the fuck do you think you are to tell people what they can or can't look like?
>> Anonymous
I wouldn't mind looking like the OP pic. Bulging with muscle, but with enough fat to have a healthy natural glow.
>> Anonymous
>>127205
the general population.
>> Anonymous
>>127051

Dude looks like his knees are going to give way on his next step. But enough criticising your ideal, just eat more. Alot more. Lift weights.
>> Anonymous
>>127202
it is better than the fight club look most guys here want
>> Anonymous
>>127155
chris benoit
>> Anonymous
>>127329

Chris Benoit was a fucking psychotic God-fucking hillbilly (lol wrestler) that went batshit because he suffered so many massive concussions, and was never diagnosed.

Steroid use is a massive enterprise, you don't see Arnold giving headlocks to his family. Roid-Raging is myth, if someone is on Roids and a complete dick, it's because they're a complete dick naturally.
>> Anonymous
>>127253

His knees look in pretty good shape to me. You do realise that the knee gets stronger along with the rest of the leg right?

Unlike some fat shit, who puts all that weight on an untrained knee, this guy has some beefy support working in his upper and lower leg...
>> Anonymous
This thread fails.
People like in the OP's pic can't run for shit.

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>127331
listen to this man, testosterone is a myth. Testosterone does not make you aggressive, it's a myth.

0/10
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>>127073
>> Anonymous
>>127504

You're talking from self experience?

I laugh when people stereotype and say that huge guys are stupid and brainless dumb DURRR guys.

I have only one word for that:
Envy.
>> Anonymous
OP pic is the funniest thing i've ever seen. He looks like a freak. But some people like that. My boyfriend would look shit with a giant body like that, but he looks fantastic just slim and toned. He needs slightly bigger arms to be perfect. Still the OP pic guy looks soooooooooo funny and totally not my type, or most girls i know type. Im english and 22 and I'm assuming only young american girls like that much muscle?
>> Anonymous
>>127551
As a 20y/o English guy, I can second that HEUG MUSCLES aren't all the rage over our side of the atlantic. Some girls like big guys, but alot more go for the shaggy haired indie type.
>> Anonymous
>>127551


Uh oh.
See>>127142

He looks funny to you, because you're a dolt. He might have gone a little OTT on the iron, but I've seen way bigger and way freakier. The guy is a decent size.
>> Anonymous
>>127551
tits or gtfo
>> Anonymous
morons
>> Anonymous
Steroids, probably. Work biceps until your arms are about 20-22 inches around. Bench press 275 for 4x10 and max over 425lbs. Squats, etc. Protein.

But he definitely has the look of someone who has juiced it up.
>> Anonymous
>>127551
>>127559

>>127534here and I second that, at least in europe it's like that.

from what i know it's more the older women that like more muscular guys, in 30's and something.
>> Anonymous
you need a brain-transplant into a german shepherd.
>> Anonymous
>>127589
thread over.
>> Anonymous
>>127504
I know a lot of 110kg+ muscular people who run faster then most of my friends who weigh 60-80kg.

Steroid users are generally the most intelligent group of drug users.

You don't need steroids to become big. I know several people who are pretty darn big but haven't touched steroids. Me including.

OP - Give or take 3-6 years. Of a stable diet, workout and sleep schedule.

In my opinion a man should have some bulk on him, the guy in OPs pic is a bit over the board but other then that, muscle helps the body.
>> Anonymous
Some girls like to feel like the guy they are dating can protect them.

Not be a skinny douche-bag who may be toned, but is going to get his ass kicked by damn near anyone who tries.
>> Anonymous
>>127625
Well unless you're living in nigger town where pimps come to take your women away then they aren't gonna need a whole lot of protecting.
>> Anonymous
>>127627

Britfag here...

Guys don't get started on an awful lot during the day time around here, but you still get shit from random guys if they think they can push you around, ESPECIALLY if you have a hot girl on your arm.

If you go out a night with a pretty girl, it becomes a whole other kettle of fish. Townie twats left, right and centre who'd kick your head in down an alley if they thought it'd get them into your girlfriends knickers.

tl:dr its better to have it and not need it, than be a skinny runt and have to take shit off every bloke who fancys a piece.
>> Anonymous
>>127632
I'm a britfag as well and chav scum aren't really hard to avoid. I'm a not so attractive guy 5'6 and 8st 7lbs who'se had a few very hot girlfriends over the years. I'm not arguing that being big is a BAD thing, i just think it's not something the average girl sees as a prerequisite to fucking or going with a guy. I can only imagine girls living in rough areas really giving two shits about how big their man is.
>> Anonymous
>>127083

This guy actually does look good.
>> Anonymous
>>127632

You speak the truth. I live in a particularly shit area. No details, but I can say for definite people here are always looking to get a rise out of you. Most of the time it's laughably petty, but it doesn't take much for a situation to get out of hand. The worst thing? Young guys who do this almost never do it alone. Hell, I'd have a shred of respect for someone with enough balls to be that obnoxious on their own, but it's rare.
>> Anonymous
>>127051

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gengoroh_tagame

Have fun. Also if you really want to look like that, take some cocks up your shitter. Because that is gay art designed for gay men.
>> Anonymous
>>127625
what makes you think bigger guys are tough?...if you think simply having some muscle makes automatically gives you the ability to fight you're sorely mistaken.
Your sad deluded misogynistic stereotyped world does not exist, there are not muscle bound ninjas lurking on every street corner waiting to whisk your girl off to a far away castle.
Most guys aren't covered in muscle, most guys aren't even fit and these are the guys you think everyone needs to protect their women from?. Give me a break
>> Anonymous
>>127645

Exactly. Total pack mentality... it is nice not to have to "avoid">>127642people because you're worried about them giving you shit.

It is nice to know that if that chav dickhead opens his mouth you can close it again with your fist.
>> Anonymous
>>127650

It doesn't make you tough, but it makes you avoid unneeded conflict. Because if your a muscular 2.1m 120+kg guy a 60kg 1.6m dipshit will rarely if ever bother you.
>> Anonymous
>>127653

Still while it doesn't make you as tough as someone who is trained to be a fighter, you are still far far far more tougher then the average joe.

P.S.
Muscle mass > More meat to absorb a hit, less fragile body > Higher durability in a fight.
>> Anonymous
>>127650

What are you saying?

If anything, you need to get out and experience the reality of male mentality more.

If you haven't been intimidated by another male at some point you either live in some kind of paradise or you're in denial.

Sure being big doesn't make you a good fighter, but it does make the other scrawny fuckers think twice before giving you shit, there's no denying that.

A lot of guys are still fit, and a lot of them give random guys shit on a very regular basis trying to get a rise from them... guess who they give shit to? I'll tell you for free that it isn't the hulking huge fucker sat at the bar with his girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
>>127656
Muscles only make you tough if you curl into a ball and wait till your opponent loses interrest. A fist to your chin will knock you out, no matter how many muscles you have. Muscles do not make you though. Skill does.
>> Anonymous
Being hit makes you tough too.
Boxers are a lot more pain resistant than untrained people.
Their skin nerves are numbed by being constantly hit.
>> Anonymous
Toughness does not mean fighting ability or strength. It's the amount you can take and keep going
>> Anonymous
>>127673

bullshit
once you get KO
it's easier to be ktfo again

and repeated hit to the head don't make your head more resistant
that's utter bullshit
the only thing that get more resistant are their knuckles lolz
>> Anonymous
>>127653
You have obviously never been a big guy in a bad neighbourhood. I'm a Londoner with a friend who'se 6'4 and ripped like a bastard. EVERY time we go for a night out HE gets all the hassle, in chav culture you gain respect from fighting bigger guys and as a scrawny motherfucker I practically never get any abuse.
>> Anonymous
With regards to the entire 'what makes you tough' debate, people all have their own limits. Whether they're trained to be a fighter, huge, athletic or just plain determined, circumstance is the ultimate deciding factor.

Someone takes you by surprise? You're pretty fucked. More than a few guys? You're fucked. One carries a knife? Fucked. One carries anything more and you are most certainly fucked. Street brawls just aren't fair, and are almost always not worthwhile.

The best fighters are the ones who keep an eye open and spot trouble before it arrives. That's when knowing how to throw a punch or having a heavy build come into play.
>> Anonymous
>>127690

Unless you're Bas Rutten.
>> Anonymous
>>127684
I was talking about the skin, not being koed.
Try being hit by a pro boxer anywhere, I can guarantee you that you'll writhe in pain.
How do boxers endure multiple hits to their body?
Their nerves are damaged through training, making them less sensitive.
>> Anonymous
>>127685

I guess is locational then. Around here, the big fuckers really don't get shit. They give people hassle a lot and as a result end up in a lot of fights... but the vast majority of chavs don't dare even look at them the wrong way.
>> Anonymous
>>127699
>Unless you're Chuck Norris.
fixed
>> Anonymous
>>127706

But seriously, Chuck Norris would get ravaged by a pack of ten year olds on the estate. Bas revels in the chance to demolish people in bar fights... he's an animal.
>> Anonymous
>>127684

Don't be an idiot. The guys 'scientific' explanation was bullshit, I'll grant you that. But someone who's conditioned themself is naturally not going to be as easily staggered. There's not much you can do about a knockout punch, but few punches are.

>>127685

You do find that, guys being ostracised like that. I'm going out on a limb and guessing your friend is also quite a reserved character too, right? Like I said, they'll take the rise, no matter how small, if they think there'll be no repercussions. Tell your friend to be just as up front, most will back off.
>> Anonymous
>>127711
Well you're right, he is pretty reserved. But when someone starts anything he totally switches into this mouthy cunt and you can SEE that the chavs are bricking it. But they keep going just because they don't wanna look like pussies infront of their mates and if fights do kick off he usually comes out on top. But the point is he doesn't enjoy the hassle, and you can understand why, it's just unnecassary. And like>>127690points out, the day one of em pulls a knife or just sucker punches him is the day it's not really worth it being that big in a bad neighbourhood. I'm not knocking body building in any form, its mostly healthy and i can see from his enjoyment that its fun. It's just in alot of areas, especially here in the capital, it brings you hassle. And back to the original point of women, all the worthwhile girls i know just want to get out of here as soon as they can so they can stop worrying about things like safety.

TLDR: Women only want protection if you're a poorfag like me in a poorfag area. Other than that its purely sexual, like how we see the boobeez.
>> Anonymous
>>127711


Ahh but see, thats where I see it differently. Usually, the upfront big guys do end up in some kind of altercation.

Either way, it pays to not have to duck your head every time another man looks at you. Other guys might not try to actually steal your woman, but just putting up with them making comments or flirting (one way) with her in front of you is a sure way to make her feel insecure about your company.
>> Anonymous
>>127726
Thats not true. It has nothing to do with the financial needs of the area.

I'm a big dude at 6'0 236 and have only had on one occasion where someone hit on the girl I was with, reguardless whether I was dating her or not.

The girl at the time I was dating and I stood up right infront of that fucker, told him to back off dude said he was sorry, and left the party.
>> Anonymous
you'd have to become a fury if you wanted to look like that. oh, you meant the man?
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I think being that big looks disgusting. I like a medium well built build. Like this.

Way more functional (if you're as big as the OP good fucking luck doing any body weight exercises), better looking, and you don't have to eat 6000 calories a day.
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This > OP
>> Anonymous
>>128015

With his weight, bodyweight one hand chinups. Super pushups would be more then enough.