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Anonymous
Sup mis/fit/s,

I have two issues. I started eating OATZ every morning at 7am for the past month, and:

1) I start farting uncontrollably every night around the same time, 4-6pm, and it lasts all the way until 10pm. They're not little toots either, this is some major gas blowing out my butt.

How can I ameliorate this problem?

2) I'm super-horny all the time now.

I don't care so much about #2, just curious as to why that is or if any of you other guys have noticed it.

I love OATZ, ever since starting I've never felt more energetic or mentally astute. Thanks /fit/
>> Anonymous
those are not issues. that is called being a man
congratulations
>> Anonymous
oats are for horses, eat eggs for breakfast
>> Anonymous
>>436581
For question 1, its because OATZ have soluble fiber, which allows food to pass through your bowels with ease, thus making it a wonder food.

For question 2, its because your a fag.
>> Anonymous
>>436942

Are you being cereal because thats not funny
>> Anonymous
I'm big on oatmeal, I'll usually get Oat-Bran and just cook it in the microwave, but the last time I was at the store they were out of oat-bran.. So I decided to get steel cut oats as one of my friends was raving about them.

Could someone tell me the benefits of steel-cut oats over regular oat bran?
>> Anonymous
>>436979

Steel cuts are more calorie and nutrient dense and take slightly longer to cook than regular oatmeal.