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Joel
I can tell you from personal experience don't do it. The biggest mistake I ever made was messing round with an escort. I thought it was a good idea for me to call one when I had the house all to myself after my parents left for vacation one time. The first couple of days they were away, I was living it up. Blasting music as loud as I wanted to, raiding my parent's liquor cabinet, rolling around town in my dad's Porsche 928 ... you name it. Well, eventually my friends thought it would be funny for an escort to come over to my house, and I told them not to do it - they did it anyway. BUT this isn't the bad part although, in retrospect, it's pretty funny. Anyway, the escort they called over to my house wasn't even a woman, but a huge black dude dressed in women's clothes named "Jackie". I kindly told Jackie to leave, but before he did, he gave me the contact for another escort, and this one, unlike him, was actually a woman. He even said that she was a fucking blonde bombshell - the type of chick every fucking horny, red blooded American teenager wants to bang the fuck out of. At first, I wasn't sure if I really wanted to call her, but I eventually decided that I couldn't pass up the opportunity to see if what Jackie had said was really true. Oh, he also gave me her name too: "Lana". So, late at night, I finally called Lana, and when I heard her voice, I thought she sounded pretty fucking hot. But, as you all are aware, I'm sure, even fat chicks can SOUND hot. So, the following day, she comes over at around evening time as we had agreed on. And when I finally saw her, I couldn't believe it: She was everything that transvestite had said - like those chicks you see the movie and dream about. She was fucking incredible. ... And so was the sex. It was undoubtedly, and absolutely the most mindblowing sex I've ever had in my life. I must have been the luckiest guy on Earth that night. Just unbelievable.
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