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Sick excuse Anonymous
Skipped baseball past 3 days because of stomach virus.
Is there any less pussified excuse that is VERY BELIEVABLE that would justify me missing 2 games other than having a stomach virus?
I'm thinking along the lines of hernia.
>> Anonymous
Grow the fuck up and grow a pair. Real men get sick. Fucking troll.

underageb& or troll
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>> Anonymous
Do you work out alot? If not then hernia is a bad excuse. I suggest threw your back out lifting, that is easier to do
>> Anonymous
Grow a pair? I pitch, it is not necessary for me to even be there on these two days because i pitched the game before, so i thought that "whatever i could just skip these days", and this does not even relate to trolling so gtfo my internet.
>> Anonymous
>>80393
Look you fucking failure, look at what you said:
>>80377
>Skipped baseball past 3 days because of stomach virus.
>Is there any less pussified excuse that is VERY BELIEVABLE
>because of stomach virus
>less pussified excuse

Real men get sick. Grow up. Grow out of your foolish pride. Yes, grow a pair of bollocks. Stand up and say "I AM A FUCKING MAN AND I GOT SICK WITH A STOMACH VIRUS." It's that simple. Why so complicated?
>> º?º
When a buddy of mine got it, he called it the 'stomach flu' and reminded me that he was "on the pot twenty minutes of every hour".

I forgave him for not showing up for our usual bout of gay sex.
>> Anonymous
high ankle sprain FTW
>> Anonymous
>>80402
this
>> Anonymous
Say you have back pains. You can even go to a doctor and get him to give you a prescription for the "back pains" and a doctors note.
Back pain is very common and doctors don't have any real way of checking if the pain is real or not.
>> Anonymous
Just tell the truth, only faggots and women lie.
>> Anonymous
What's so poos about getting a stomach virus? Not like you can control getting it, to a certain extent, at least.
>> Anonymous
Man up and say you were sick. If you don't you will get treated like you have whatever you say you do, and possibly end up losing your spot.