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Anonymous
Food poisoning, FUCK YEAH
Texas resident here, went to a Mexican food place in Fort Worth 2 days ago for my girlfriend's birthday with a ton of her friends (maybe 20?).

Last night I got awesome vomiting and projectile diarrhea. Girlfriend gets a call today from a friend who just got out of the hospital.

Turns out at least five of us were poisoned. Any other food poisoning stories out there to share?

I'm currently shitting yellow water. It's like I'm a chick, pissing out my asshole (yes, I realize girls don't actually do that).

I feel dainty!
>> Anonymous
Oh yeah, and there were like four or five other birthday parties there at the same time. I'm about to call the city health inspector to report them. I suspect they're getting calls from other people, too. Likely over 20 people got poisoning Friday.

So long, restaurant. It was not nice knowing you while you actually had customers!
>> Anonymous
Don't get food from wetbacks, problem solved.
>> Anonymous
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>>469236
we have winnah
>> Anonymous
>I'm currently shitting yellow water. It's like I'm a chick, pissing out my asshole (yes, I realize girls don't actually do that).
they should make porn about this
>> gay
worst i ever had is throwing up taco bell. Felt immediately better after.
>> Anonymous
>>469236
It's actually a bit yuppie. Owned by white people in downtown Fort Worth. Wetbacks can't make it this far north in Texas. The weather is not friendly to them.
>> Anonymous
>I feel dainty!
Best post ending ever.
>> Anonymous
I rarely get food poisoning, I've a steely constitution in that area.

I did get a flu a year or so back where I ways shitting nothing but yellowish water for about 4 days. Was getting pretty worried towards the end (had phlegm gunked up lungs and wind pipe too, could feel it bubbling when I breathed)
>> Anonymous
>>469338
that shit sucks, it's happened to me before too (OP here)

I typically have a very, very good immune system. But food poisoning? FUCKING SHIT SUCKS