Experts of /fit/, listen to my plea.I come to you requiring solid advice, no mere memePlease guide me in the direction of a ripped bodSo I can come to mortals with the appearance of a godBig arms, cut abs, and a barrel(roll) chest are what I seekBut as it stands now I am rather meekYour guidance is required o' /fit/izens!I can't bear to live as a 'shoulda been'So in this thread of magic and gloryDump your knowledge of power gain and weight loss, while I drink a fortyFor I know that some on here have wise mindsTuned to deliver the necessary findsI need to achieve greatness, before I lay six feet underEveryone has to start somewhere, no one begins as a wonderComment too long. Clickhereto view the full text.
DO SOME SQUATZ
YOUR CHEST HAIR FORMS AN X
>>472939HAHA OH FUCK I JUST NOTICED
>>472851its because youtake yourself so seriously that no one is going to want to help.ill give you the secret though......................OATZ
>>472939mind = blown
bamph
too distracted by the near (read: fake) rhymes to help you, sorry
go run if you can bench 185 already, fffffuuuuuuuucccckkk