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Anonymous
Ummm, ok.

My shit is green. What the fuck is that about?

Not joking, need help.
>> Anonymous
it's called diarrhea

keep hydrated and wait a couple of days before freaking out
>> Anonymous
You ate tons of green veggies
Food dye
Poop came out too fast and didn't have time in the large intestine to change to that delicious brown shade. (Bile or excess iron can make some nice green doody)
You are an alien
>> Anonymous
>>243829

This might be it, I work at a summer camp and I'm in the sun all day. Also, I consume a lot of energy drinks.
>> Anonymous
>>243843
switch to water
>> Anonymous
>>243848

Will do.
>> Loser
I bet you ate Fruity Pebbles.
>> Anonymous
This happened with me once too. In the bathroom of a McDonalds. The toilet wouldn't flush. As I walked out two kids looked into the toilet and exclaimed "dude it's green!" I will never forget this day.
>> Anonymous
>>243855
Good. Energy drinks are shitdick scams
>> Anonymous
ruptured spleen or pancreas

some organ along those lines