So today I'm at the gym, the place is completely empty.Then this fatty walks in and asks if I can show him how to lift weights. I inform in that I'm not a trainer by any stretch and he should really ask a professional trainer instead.But he insists, so I decide I'll show him how to do a couple basic lifts. And on every single one there was a complaint and he wouldn't do it anymore. Oh this hurts my back. These are making me dizzy. THIS IS MAKING MY MUSCLES SORE.ffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFJesus fucking christ. Fucking fatasses, I swear. There's always an excuse.
"my vagina itches"
>>330523tell him to grab a gun like any other fat american
>But he insists, so I decide I'll show him how to do a couple basic liftsAnd that's where you made your mistake. You should have made him feel bad for being a fatty instead, and made him cry his way out of the gym.Fucking fatties.
>>330560This. But slap his belly once so you get a good chuckle before you do.
>>330528I sell mac computers (mac suxxors, LOL, etc) And every time a helpless crybaby who wants shit 4 free leaves, I turn to my cow orker and say "Oh, your vagina hurts? Do you want me to rub it?"
was his name ignatius reilly by any chance?
>>330523Sounds like a really good way to get sued.
>THIS IS MAKING MY MUSCLES SORE....Isn't that the point of lifting weights?
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>>330566Can Cow Orker be a new meme?
>>330614Sure, but I think it's old slang from usenet
>>330588Not really... I'm not a professional, so if he takes my advice and hurts himself it's entirely his fault for listening to some dude in the gym and not an actual professional.I wasn't to worried about it anyway. He was hardly doing any weight at all, and was just a whiner.