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Anonymous
I've been taking vitamins for "hair, skin, and nails" recently, and while it has helped a good deal, every secretion from my body now smells like chicken.

I shit you the fuck not. Chicken.
Sweat? Chicken. Oils on my face, palms, and scalp? Chicken. Ear wax? Chicken. Genital fluids? Fucking herb roasted chicken.

I'm not sure if this is healthy or not.
>> Anonymous
>>260412
No, I'm pretty sure everything tastes how it would normally. But it just SMELLS like fucking CHICKEN!
>> Anonymous
>>260414
I do not have a cock.

>>260413
Lesbians like chicken. So do niggers. I am scared for my life.
>> Anonymous
what the fuck how did you smell your earwax
>> Anonymous
Could be the protein in those kinds of vitamins.
>> Anonymous
>>260422
Well.. when cleaning out my ears I guess.
>> Anonymous
Stay away from black people while you're out in the sun.
>> Anonymous
>>260411

perhaps you are having olfactory issues instead.
>> Anonymous
>>260432
Maybe. But I don't have a very keen sense of smell.
>> Anonymous
I'm taking similar stuff for hair and nails but alas, I do not smell of delicious fowl :(