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Hey /fit/, what everyday household object makes a serviceable vagina substitute?

Pic only related b/c it looks like a penis to me.
>> Anonymous
your dog's asshole.
>> Anonymous
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as a part time farmer i can tell you that mellons, in season, picked out the the field in the afternoon where they have been in the sun all day, make an awesome cunt.
>> Anonymous
replace ur blender blades with rubber glove, fill blender with cottage cheese.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I knew this guy that would stick his dick in a grapefruit. Maybe you should look into citrus.
>> Anonymous
>>55811
Might as well fuck a bottle of Listerine.
>> Anonymous
buy a fleshlight if you are that fucking lonely. then kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
cut a slit in a Nerf Football, and lube the inside.
>> Anonymous
Put a banana in the microwave for a few seconds so the inside goes warm and mushy, then cut off one end and go to town.
>> Anonymous
rolled up pair of sock, latex glove, rubber band to hold everything, and you're good to go.
why is this thread here in the first place ?
>> Anonymous
Try making love to Mother Earth, just dig a hole in the ground, use a little water for lubrication and go to town. Just a thought.
>> Anonymous
>>56026
HELL YEAH, FUCK THE WORLD!
>> Anonymous
>>56026
dickants.jpg
>> Anonymous
a wife
>> Anonymous
radiator hose, just don't get one fitted in an auto parts store.