Anon, you're on death row, and the warden has just given you the opportunity of your freedom. The catch is you have to fight a bear.What training regimen would you undertake to take to kill that motherfucking bear?
stronglifts 5x5
fight under what circumstances? in his environment? or in ours? or in a deathmatch ring?do I get any weapons? does the beast posses the right to bear arms? do I?
crossfit
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Just basic strength training. I would just gouge the bears eyes out and eat it to death.
This is the bear you have to fight.
OP Here, its an unarmed cage match. The bear may or may not have a chainsaw and protective safety goggles.
Sambo
I'd take the goggles and choke him with the strap.
I'd probably do endurance and speed training, and lose as much weight as possible. Then I'd flail wildly for as long as possible, so that if the bear gets close, it gets hit.
Fapping 5x5. Only Fedor can kill bears with his bare hands.
Biology. I would train in biology. I'm already pretty fucking fit, but I'd need to know his weak spots.Like...would a groin kick work if he rears up? I'd just punch the shit out of his nose if he stayed on all fours. Are front/back knee joints particularly weak? Do they have terrible or fantastic peripheral vision? Can you choke a bear, like a rear naked choke?Fuck physical preparedness. You cant do shit if you don't know what to do.
>>443174Big dogs can't defend a triangle
DEADLIFTZ
foreward, down foreward, down, down back, back, back up, up, up foreward, fierce punchwheres your bear god now biiiiiich?