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kiddicat
hard mode: don't touch it.
uhh go to /b/ and request pictures of the hottest women on this earth, but in a more douche-baggy way.
i'm sure you'll get quite the opposite, and possibly the erection will go away.
orrr make a small incision in your penis to relieve pressure. = ] but i'm sure if you cut too big of a vein, and blood was still furiously pumping into your dick you'd probably bleed to death. have you tried fappin one out? taking a cold shower?
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