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Anonymous
I wear full fingered batting gloves at the gym because guys are fucking disgusting and don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. It smells like brewers yeast and balls on there, I turn into niles crane and touch everything with a paper towel, wait for someone to come in so I can leave without touching the door by catching it with my foot. Of course the laws of the universe pretty much assures I'll be the first one to get a staph infection
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