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/fit/, I need to lose 3 stone. Diet isn't working at all, so I obviously need exercise. Problem is, I'm a femanon with 36 H tits, so any exercise such as running is out of the question (they weigh 3 kgs EACH, not easy to run with). Please suggest me some good fat-burning exercises that my tits won't get in the way of.

Pic slightly related.
>> Anonymous
Pics with timestamp then you shall receive help.
>> Anonymous
>>164144

Then fuck off. God i pray for the day woman are chained to their kitchens so they cant post stupid questions.
>> Anonymous
>>164141
>femanon

I stopped caring here.
>> Anonymous
>>164141
OP, please, we need to see to what extent your breasts are causing you trouble, and we can formulate a decent routine. just trying to help here.
>> Anonymous
>>164146
>>164145
>>164143

gb2/b/
>> Anonymous
mastectomy
>> Anonymous
Christ. The tits aren't the issue. The issue is that I can't run or do normal cardio because they get in the way. Now, if /fit/ can grow up, suggest me some exercises. If you do, I won't be a fat femanon and I'll be more inclined to post tits ;)
>> Anonymous
>>164159

Give guys titjobs for a workout.

Fucking women...
>> Anonymous
>>164159
Haha nice try bitch, do you really think guys are you stupid as you girls? You will never post tits or have an attractive body, deal with it.
>> Anonymous
You need diet and exercise. What is your current level of fitness?

Try a bike or step exercises and wont cause to much violent vertical movement.
>> Anonymous
>>164172


Actually, i have barraded her with insults so far but i'd be willing to give her a serious reply if she would be kind enough to show tits with timestamp.
>> Anonymous
Tits
>> Anonymous
>>164159
OP, they are the entire issue. now please, for the sake of science. It is too difficult to formulate a course of action without knowing to what extent your range of motion is, etc.
>> Anonymous
Hell, your pic doesn't even have to show tits, this is worksafe territory. But unless you provide us with actual evidence or anything to go by other than "I NEED TO LOSE 3 STONE BUT I CAN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH," then everybody will just go by and suppose you are a troll.
Troll.
>> JESUS
>>164159
WHAT DA FUCK DONT CALL ME WHEN I'M IN THE LOO.
>> Anonymous
Just show a full body picture.

20 bucks says you're 36H tits are just part of your enormous gut.
>> Anonymous
>>164175
Shut the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
>>164207

Also merged with rolls of fat.

Likely outcome is its a woman classically thinking they have less weight they need to lose than they really do. Your tits are probably grapes at normal weight.
>> Trevor !!qsVpFXaydzm
>>164141
Why are you using stone and kilograms together?
>> Anonymous
>>164231

It's easier to think of large things in terms of stone and smaller in terms of kilos. It's just because we're lagging behind the rest of Europe here in Britfagland and have only partially adopted metric, so that's how we think.
>> Anonymous
>>164241

Britfag reporting in.

I use lb for online since the majority of info is in lb. At home for progress i use st since it was the system i was brought up in.
>> Anonymous
>>164141
Stupid and unrelated, but sauce on the OP comic? I used to read it all the time, but I've forgotten the website name.

As for real advice, I agree with the earlier anon who suggested a bike. Also, swimming laps is great exercise.
>> Anonymous
go to a sports store and buy a quality sports bra. or bandage them tight.

anyways, if you are 20kg overweight running won't do you good. try bicycling.

there, i helped you. now post that fucking tits of yours so i can wank. i'm already hard.
>> Anonymous
>>164141

LOL. 36H.

Think again fatass. If you need to lose 3 motherfucking stone, your tits are probably motherfucking 50H.

36H. Lol
>> Anonymous
fucking britfags

at least kilos make sense, what the fuck is a stone
>> Anonymous
>>164458
I'm a britfag, and even I think stones are fucking stupid.
>> ??????????????
3 stone is 42 pounds.
>> Anonymous
>>164444
My gf wants to lose 2 stone and she's a 34C. It's plausible.
>> Anonymous of Dallas
>>3 stone

What the hell?
>> Anonymous
>>164458

14lb nigga. I'd rather go with lb or kg, dont see the need for st anymore, oh btw britfag here.
>> Margaret
I hate men... They are complete and utter assholes. Congrats on that guys. Now you know why more and more women are becoming lesbians...

Hm... I'm obviously not going to tell you to "post TITS or gtfo", but ... I'm thinking you can start with something small, like biking or just walking around the blocks a few times. Walking is one of the best forms of exercise. So just walk a few blocks the first day, and try to head up to a 30 minute jog.

I'd say you should change your eating habits too. It isn't just exercise. I dont' nkow what 3 stone is in pounds, and I"m too lazy, but it doesn't seem like much. I think jogging might work after a while. Give it a go, and let the few of us that fucking care know how it's going, okay?
>> Anonymous
>>164477

Clueless woman is clueless.

>>I"m too lazy

Yep, sums women up.

Think we are bothered more women are becoming lesbians? Nope, we get more lesbian porn and we still rape women at the end of the day.

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.
>> Anonymous
>>164487
lol

>>164141
Do some research on nutrition. Eat healthy, get on a stationary bike. Start off slow, work your way up to an HIIT routine. Use google...
>> Anonymous
>>164477

OP's not going to have sex with you. Get over it.
>> PetBot
>>164477I hate men... They are complete and utter assholes. Congrats on that guys. Now you know why more and more women are becoming lesbians...

You sound really stupid, plz stop giving women an even worse name on the internet.

OP, ride a bike or do aerobics or calisthenics until your tits are smaller, then invest in a sports bra.

Try something like this http://www.amazon.com/Big-Fitness-Roger-Smith/dp/6303627633
>> Anonymous
>>164458
I use pounds, I don't even know the value of kilos.

Besides, how difficult is it to say I need to lose "42lbs"?

My weight's easy though.
140lbs / 14lbs = 10 st
>> Margaret
>>164487
>>164492
I didn't say OP would have sex with me. I'm just trying to give a friend advice. GTFO, unless you post your tits, since I'm pretty sure you have some.

>porn...rape
That's pretty much the extent of men. Congratulations. How much have you done in the past week besides jacking off?
>> Margaret
>>164496
>PetBot is really stupid

Fixed.
>> Anonymous
>>164511

Done HIIT daily and lifting 4 days/week.

I'll rape your family while im at it. HIIT has given me much better stamina for those who try to run and lifting gave me the strength to keep them pinned down.
>> Anonymous
>>164511
>I'm just trying to give a friend advice

lol, a random annonymous is your friend now?

>That's pretty much the extent of men. Congratulations. How much have you done in the past week besides jacking off?

enjoy your lesbianism, no really enjoy it. with such a skewed perception of half the world population i hope you can find some pleasure somewhere.

also, you must be new here. anonymous has a personality and most people just come here and play the part but are just normal regular people in the real world. you really need to toughen up if one little bit of rape trolling gets you going.
>> Anonymous
OP IS A TROLL UNLESS SHOWS TITS
>> Margaret
>>164516
>Done HIIT daily and lifting 4 days/week
You sound like a hillbilly. "I done fo' months o' cardiooooo, YEEE HAWWW!!!"
>> Margaret
>>164523
>half the world population
No, half the male population on 4chan. Thank you for letting me know that I was wrong. All fixed now.
>rape trolling
I'm used to this. The trolling that is. And I'm sure people don't appreciate you just simply asking for "tits or gtfo".
>> Anonymous
>>164534

Ok then, why dont you just "gtfo" and take your ugly ass tits with you.
>> Anonymous
>>164534
>Some dumb bitch

You don't stand out. You are not unique. Nobody here is your friend. You can't win, so you should just stop trying.
>> Anonymous
>Walking is one of the best forms of exercise.
>Round the block

Three stone, a few laps of ' the block '.

Perhaps if you sprinted then sure, but walking round the block? No.