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Anonymous
Alright, no fucking around.

Is there anyway that anyone here has managed to increase their penis size? Not some method you've heard of before or something that a friend tried, you yourself honestly got bigger using it.
>> Anonymous
puberty. it's the only way.
>> Anonymous
Fucking white people, all the time....

If you were a man you'd realize... shit is just shit,

Deal with it... fuck
>> Anonymous
>>376676

This. Also, does your penis have girth? IF so, don't worry about the length. Bitches love girth.

I would know, I'm a bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>376676
OP is probably asian (this is 4chan) and asians tend to have smaller penises.

To OP:
Increase penis size, lolwat
Everything that has a possibility of working also has a possibility of fucking your dick up (erectile difficulties, bleeding, etc).
>> Anonymous
The girth's not bad . . . but it could be girthier.
>> Anonymous
>>376697

A bird in the hand, man, geez...
>> Anonymous
Hey bros, not OP... just wondering as to average girths?

inb4google, go tuck yourselfs in!
>> Anonymous
Not OP, but I'm 5.75 inches long but 6.25 inches around. Is this unusual?
>> Anonymous
ok so, no girl looks at a guy and says damn that guy must have a decent size penis , no.
you should work on your game and the girls wont care about your dick size aslong as it goes in like 4 inches is ok right, but if your really small i would try everything possible , you must have a low confidence. mines like 7 inches and i dont really worry about my dick at all, i just suck at talking to girls
>> Anonymous
>>376706
CHODE!
>> Anonymous
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>>376706

Jesus christ son, you're packing a baseball bat in your skivvies. Well, not length wise.
>> Anonymous
>>376653
my penis filled with blood once a few years ago when i saw my mommy in the shower
>> Anonymous
>>376706
lolwat
That girth is pretty fucking big.
Bigger than a pop can I think.

Either you're measuring wrong or you're trolling. And you're length is okay too.
>> Anonymous
AVERAGES?
>> Anonymous
>>376706
you don't have any penis problems gtfo
>> Anonymous
Ok guys, so my length is 5.75 inches as well, and my girth is only 5 inches. I've only had sex once and that's with a hooker, she moaned and all but cmon, she's a whore. She gets dick every few hours. So, is my penis big enough to pleasure to a woman?
>> Anonymous
>>376737
A question for you, homie... Did you fill this prostitutes void?
>> Anonymous
>>376740

I gave it to her in the hoo-hah, but not in the pooper, if that's what you mean.
>> Anonymous
>>376743
Bro, I'm asking if your girth was adequate enough to touch her on both sides, without doing any crazy vibrating... side to side shit...
>> Anonymous
>>376722
pop can is about 9" in circumference (girth)
>> Anonymous
btw yes, circumference = girth, not diameter
>> Anonymous
>>376746

Ok gotcha, it wasn't like a shave your head, grease it up, and crawl back inside kind of void, but it was kind of loose. I thought sex would be much better, because my friend told me he had a hooker that contracted her vagina on his dick. Mine didn't.
>> Anonymous
>>376753
I think it's just under 7...
>> Anonymous
>>376757
Ask them up-front to do it for you bro, otherwise they aren't worth it
>> Anonymous
I lost a lot of weight, and got myself into better cardiovascualr shape. Caused me to be a little bigger, MUCH harder, and last longer.
>> Anonymous
>>376769
Bro, you didn't get bigger... You lost some fat from your pelvis.
>> Anonymous
>>376765

So I should just keep going to hookers and not bother with real women? In the long run this seems to be like the cheaper solution
>> Anonymous
>>376775
I wouldn't know bro, I am still a virgin... disregard all of my previous advice.

Unless you don't mind fucking hookers all the time, you can get to know the clean ones... I hear they're good people.
>> Anonymous
>>376772

this, you lost weight and it revealed more of your penis that had recessed into your fat

the harder and lasting longer is because you're just generally in better shape

>>376775
not if they're street hookers, you're gonna get something incurable

on the other hand, learn only a slight amount of social scripting/engineering and paying for drinks will get you a much hotter girl
>> Anonymous
>>376780
Anti-Social mother fucker here, how do I shot pickup lines?
>> Anonymous
>>376784

how does you use google

also, get over yourself, most people are antisocial because they think they're better than other people on some level

if you were better, you'd be able to control them easily

humans, by and large, are simple animals; learn how they work and you can use them

consider it a project
>> Anonymous
>>376789

Hints or starting locations? I really am that clueless when it comes to women.
>> Anonymous
>>376789
I don't think I'm better than people, unless they display and outwardly retarded appearance or mind.

HALP ME BRO, You're my only HOAP!
>> Anonymous
uh... google "how to pick up women"? srsly, you're not noobish about women, you're stupid, is the problem
>> Anonymous
>>376805

I tried some of that shit a while ago, didn't work. Link to something that actually works.
>> Anonymous
ITT: 1000 screaming virgins
>> Anonymous
>>376809

dude, it's not a mystery

if you failed its because you didn't do it right

STUPID people figure it out, stop being lazy
>> Anonymous
>>376814

I try every friday and saturday night, and I need help. I don't think you really know, otherwise it would take you only a few moments to help a brother out.
>> Anonymous
>>376789
>also, get over yourself, most people are antisocial because they think they're better than other people on some level

Too true. I learned this quite recently. If you want to get along with people (anyone, not just chicks), you gotta learn to level with them.
>> Anonymous
>>376819

dude

people figured it out before the internets somehow

use your brains, don't be lazy, strike out a lot before you succeed

you don't want help, you want "the secret"

there isn't one, just do it
>> Anonymous
>>376707no girl looks at a guy and says damn that guy must have a decent size penis

Believe it or not, I had witnessed a female acquaintance say such a thing. I was seriously astounded that she could be so naive and childish. We were at a cafe and she said to her girlfriend, "Look at the tall guys at the table over there. I bet they have long pipe". I laughed because I really hoped she didn't actually think that was how it worked.

She might have said it to spite me since I'm only about 5'7". I dunno. YOU BE THE JUDGE!
>> Anonymous
>>376819

also, you REEK of desperation, even your typing smells of it

stop being desperate, chicks hate it
>> Anonymous
>>376827
IM SO FUCKING DESPERATE, HELP ME!
>> Anonymous
>>376827

I am desperate. Fuck it, I'm going to a hooker until I figure this talking to women stuff out
>> Anonymous
What a bunch of bawwwww.

Secret to getting some is not caring if you get some or not.
>> Anonymous
>>376831
I was thinking of doing that, maybe paying for an extra hour just to chat.
>> Anonymous
>>376839

Excellent, I'm not alone. But the next question is, where do we pick up hookers? Someone here has an answer, they said they went to one
>> Anonymous
>>376844
Look up escort services. If you're willing to pay, some of them even do a girlfriend experience.

I know because I've been thinking about it for a while, just to get it out of the way.
>> Eagle !!vl4eD2sprxZ
>>376844
Bro, it depends on your location, visit your downtown center, or something bro.
>> Anonymous
>>376844

Go to:
http://erosguide.com/
And pick your city.

Find an escort, then cross reference her on (to make sure she isn't a cop or a thief):
www.theeroticreview.com
>> Eagle !!vl4eD2sprxZ
>>376859
THIS BRO IS A CAP!... He's just trying to get you arrested!
>> Watermelon Anonymous
supposedly, according to medical science (!) watermelon has a chemical in it that has a mild viagra-like effect.


standard /fit warning: watermelon is mostly sugar (ie carbs). you might be better off using that melon as a free weight.

Also, eat a diet richer in potassium and zinc. Less sodium. Sodium fluses potassium out of your body. It won't make your boat any bigger, but it will help the engine. How's that?
>> Eagle !!vl4eD2sprxZ
>>376882
Watermelons don't weigh enough, bro.
>> PopularTripfagMaybe
>>376882


Niggers eat watermelons

Niggers have huge dicks

Niggers are in good shape

Where's the bad?
>> Anonymous
>>376851
>some of them even do a girlfriend experience.

That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.
>> Anonymous
>>376859

/fit/, I think I picked out my call girl, you think she might be a cop? She looks legit.

http://www.eros-dc.com/sections/washington_dc_asian_escorts.htm

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=71979
>> Eagle !!vl4eD2sprxZ
>>376893
She's always a cop... if they ask YOU to meet them somewhere, or if they take longer than 10 minutes to get to a location specified by you, it's obviously a cop!
>> Anonymous
>>376893

Whoops, it uses frames so the first site didn't link properly. Her name's Diane.
>> Eagle !!vl4eD2sprxZ
>>376900
Sounds like something the fuzz would concoct.
>> Anonymous
less whores more penis enlargement
>> Anonymous
>>376702

No reason not to want more if it's in any way possible.
>> Bael
Well since no one said Jelging...

Jelging. It works, but the gains probably do not outweight the frustration of doing it every day until said gains appear. Got to 7 from 6 and I regret doing it, not because my penis got injured or anything but doing it every fucking day was just so much of a damn chore.
>> Anonymous
>>376888
Where's the bad?
>Niggers
>> Anonymous
>>378255

Jelqing always did seem like it would be really tedious to do.
>> Eagle !!vl4eD2sprxZ
>>378255
ENJOY YOUR RUINED PENIS, BRO.
>> Anonymous
>>378255
Worked for me. I did them before bed. Upgraded an inch to 6, happy there.
>> Anonymous
It's when I see these threads that I'm really glad I've got a normal cock
>> Eagle !!vl4eD2sprxZ
>>379377
ENJOY UR RUINED COCK, BRO
>> Anonymous
this thread needs to fucking diaf. sage
>> Anonymous
>>378255
>>379377
is the jelqing enlargement permanent?

I heard it goes away after a few weeks of not doing it
>> Anonymous
I'm 7 Long, and 6 inches in circumference... and i'm a white dude... and i'm extremely skinny (until recently, now im just mostly skinny 5'11 and 150lbs). I can last anywhere from 1-3 hours depending on how good the fuck is.I've never done any penis enlargement thing, i dont have problems getting laid (despite my thin-ness, i've banged easily over 20 girls), and I play videogames a lot.

I think getting laid has to do with how much confidence you have about getting laid. Just treat her like you're already in her panties, but you dont care that you are, because sex isnt a big deal.

works like a charm
>> Anonymous
>>379741

Shenanigans.