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Anonymous
ITT: Post 5 things which you hate about your self in order of worst to least worst. Save them in a text document and then put it in Start Up folder so that every time you start your PC, you realise what's wrong with you and you change starting with the least worst as it should theoretically be easiest to change.


I start.


Feeling lonely and having no girlfriend.
Not having a 6 pack despite being a gym man.
Only being able to bench-press 65kg at the age of 18.
Not as sociable as I'd like to be.
Drinking problem, become VERY violent when drunk.
Today I change.
>> Anonymous
WTF is that in the picture
>> Anonymous
Not enough money for home gym equipment
Not enough money for home gym equipment
Not enough money for home gym equipment
Not enough money for home gym equipment
Not enough money for home gym equipment


Need £300 for everything i need :(
>> Anonymous
If you would stop drinking you would probably lose weight.
>> Anonymous
insecure
never being motivated
not taking things seriously
not being organized
too opinionated but not enough to be vocal about them.
>> Anonymous
I'm an insecure little cunt
Becoming a fucking whore whenever I drink (and being completely frigid whilst sober)

... Fuck. I can't think of anything else
Ah well, maybe that's a good thing?
>> Anonymous
i had a cardiovascular illness when i was younger and it stunted my body development. docs and parents didnt pay attention to final outcome after fixing a congenital birth defect. now i'm a 5'5" male, weigh 130 lbs. and will likely die prematurely from a cardiovascular incident (stroke/heart attack). can't marry a girl, cant have kids or plan for the future much... just work and wait to die...
>> TheCodester
>>275394
On the plus side, no one cares.
>> sasuke
>>275394
that's tough isnt it? you have my coondelences.
>> Anonymous
>>275394

Fuck.

I was about to post five things that sucked in my life, but then saw this.

Seriously feel sorry for you, dude. Hope it works out somehow.
>> Anonymous
>>275394
On the bright side, however good lives everyone else has, we'll all rot in the dirt just like you! As our skin pales, greens and peels, all the muscle we've worked so many years for will deteriorate and rot till it becomes nothing, the eyes we've seen so much with will dissolve to goo, your hands which have held many things, maybe even anothers, will tighten and flake away, your mouth that's said so many stupid and brilliant things will join the rest of you as a pool of foul smelling putrid jelly under your yellowed skeleton which will never move again. So yeah don't feel too bad :D
>> Anonymous
>>275450
Exactly stay positive.
>> TheCodester
>>275450
Speak for yourself, I plan on being rich enough to have clones of myself made and then harvest their organs so i may live forever. nanotech to clean out my veins/arteries/cancccerrr and then maybe get one of them flyin cars and a jetson maid robot and maybe build a dyson sphere so i may bring my will to the stars.
>> Anonymous
I like that start up idea. Thanks OP.

1. No career goal and thus no real focused ambition.
2. Flirt with girls but rarely even TRY to seal the deal. Some underlying issue there.
3. Too much seething, repressed rage. Makes me too serious alot of the time.
4. Compulsive masturbator.

...that's it. Seems like I need therapy. Too bad I'm poor as well.
>> Anonymous
ages 13-21 ate junk food constantly now im fat.
have very poor social skills
every girl ive really liked has just become a friend
i am so fucking indesicive it kills me
in a dead end shit job with no future in sight

gone from 245 to 168 in almost a year, still have alot of fat to lose and still have man tits (although smaller)

just got to keep going
>> Anonymous
>>275450

Nobody offers such eloquent words of wisdom quite like the benevolent people on /fit/.
>> Miss Suzumiya !iwLx9zr4mc
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I'm pretty much happy with everything in my life. Med school starts in September and I have a bright future ahead of me. I'm on the books for a boob job in two and a half years, which is one of the only things I've ever felt insecure about.

I guess I have a bit of a tummy that I should work off before Christmas. I suppose my only real problem is a smoking addiction.

I think a lot of you anons need to stop validating yourself through significant others. Relationships aren't all that great, 9 times out of 10 they're over in a few months. Romance just doesn't happen, even those of us who have had a lot of BF or GFs usually don't feel the spark of true romance, it's just something you need to wait for and worrying about it makes things worse.
>> Anonymous
I guess I have a good life and I always try to be positive (even though I could be depressed, who knows)

-super-virgin (never been on a date, kissed, untouched, as pure as a new-born baby ---> @ 20 years old)
-fag in the closet @ a university known for extremely hot girls
-shitty body & skin --->which actually isn't that bad since I've been working my ass off for the last 3 years, i guess this counts as insecure

I honestly have a lot to be thankful for and have had a good life, I'm just ronery =/

inb4 "stfu troll," this is real
>> Anonymous
>>275477
>Relationships
>Romance

you made that distinction, nobody else in this thread has. when guys complain that they haven't had a girlfriend, they aren't sad that they don't have someone to hold hands with, they're talking about sex. not having sex sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>275487
Why are you trying to explain things to a female?
>> Anonymous
>>275487
As a guy, I don't want for sex as much as I do romance right now. I've slept around a bit but having someone you really feel comfortable with is awesome, though a couple of my exes are good to hang with.
>> Anonymous
I don't HATE anything about myself. I'm mildly shy when i meet new people without anyone I know and i suck at small talk. Other than that i'm alright, i get enough girls but not loads and they're usually better looking than me. My life's far from perfect but it's a lot further from shit. No complaints.
>> Anonymous
Get money
Get money
Get money
Get money
Get money
>> Miss Suzumiya !iwLx9zr4mc
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>>275487

True enough, I suppose. I can't speak for all women, but I've never really "needed" sex. It comes and goes...it's easy enough to get when you want it, but I can go months without sex and not be bothered.

Guess it's just a Mars and Venus thing. I'm more interested in finding guys who aren't idiots (and by idiots, I don't mean they're usually stupid, I just mean they're typical "guys" who horse around too much...not my type) so that I can have a boyfriend who is also easy to get along with outside of being intimate.

Either way, it's dangerous to just sit around wishing "it" would just come to you. Whether you want sex or a loving relationship, it doesn't happen unless you try to find it. I think this is where a lot of people's loneliness comes from.
>> Anonymous
I need to get better at soccer.
And get stronger.
And faster.

But other than that? I'm pretty fine.
>> Anonymous
>>275450

im not completely depressed over it, like i was at certain points in life. my quality of life is clearly less than my peers, held me back in school, sports, and life. i don't think your pep talk is really that accurate... based on your comments i might as well kill myself now if we are all going to be ashes n dust eventually.

i do have some early signs of vascular dementia (memory probs., slower reasoning, visual disturbances), but still have the majority of my mind in tact which is the most important thing to me today. i make the most of what i can with what i got tho. thx.
>> Anonymous
lol damn.....i was listening to depressing piano music when i was reading through this thread...

a bit corney but i'll bite.

1)lack of self confidence(stems from being an ex fatty, and also from girls showing interests in me but losing it soon after, so i never gone past 2nd base)
2)Implusive as hell
3)procrastinator
4) Insecure too i guess (stems from having friends who happens to get really hot girlfriends, and though girls tell me im cute.....they always just wanna be friends
5)Im good at social interaction but only of the platonic kind, (shitton of friends and connections but no girlfriend since ever) can't spit game even if my life depended on it.

man....this just made me feel ronery ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>275506
>Guess it's just a Mars and Venus thing.
I hate that insipid way of saying that men and women are different, but yes. Young men that can't get some (or believe they can't) always end up with weird personality issues, starting with woefully low self confidence.
>> Anonymous
I have a good social life
I've been losing weight healthily at about 10lbs per month
I am happily single and independent
I am able to run fairly long distances and am regaining my endurance from high school
I am getting $1300 soon

Why so glum, /fit/?
>> Anonymous
Awkward as fuck
No real dreams or aspirations
Virgin
Made friends who are all assholes
Weigh 116lbs and still can't see my abs

But overall, I love myself and love life in general most than other people
>> Anonymous
>>275506
Speaking for all women, because I have the power to do that, we don't "need" sex because we have exciting sex toys that are usually better than men and their awkward penises and the gross fat and/or face that has to come with.
>> Anonymous
>>275548
fuck, jerking off is so lame compared to all the shit you girls can do.
>> Anonymous
>>275506
>Either way, it's dangerous to just sit around wishing "it" would just come to you. Whether you want sex or a loving relationship, it doesn't happen unless you try to find it. I think this is where a lot of people's loneliness comes from.
Yes. Everyone should go out and fight for what they want while they are busy improving themselves.
>> Anonymous
this may sound like a fucking stupid question, but how would you put it so that the list shows upon your computer startup?
>> Anonymous
>>275564
If you use Windows you won't be able to do this. What operating system do you use?
>> Anonymous
>>275562
regardless of whether your being sarcastic, you're right.
>> Anonymous
>>275548
It's way more than that. Guys also masturbate much more frequently than women (generally speaking), even the ones who buy fleshlights or whatever other toys are out there. It's a physiological difference in the drives. Guys just fucking want it more.
>> Anonymous
>>275556
Yeah basically.
>> Anonymous
>>275572
This is true. Tbh I never really crave sex as much as I crave licking and eating the hell out of some ripped guy.
>> Anonymous
I'm sick and fucking tired of being so cynical
I barely trust anybody
I'm tired of intensely disliking many people
I hate having lazy friends
most of all i'm tired of trailing off into thinking about the many possible ways in which I could destroy myself
>> Miss Suzumiya !iwLx9zr4mc
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>>275548

In regards to this, I don't even masturbate that often. Twice a week tops. Maybe it's a hormonal thing, but I've never been horny enough to have it drastically affect my real life. It only shows up after periods of great stress (for example, my pre-nursing finals back in May caused me to pretty much rape my boyfriend at the time).

And the /d/ in me finds regular sex boring most of the time, but I figure most guys will find my fetishes fucking weird.
>> Anonymous
>>275548

lol'd so fucking hard
>> sasuke
I know it's something common, but i'm still afraid of death.
& I feel bad when i see handicaped/poor/diseased people.
>> Anonymous
>>275394

Sure you can still qualify for a trip to Mars.
>> Anonymous
>>275543
Fuck that. I know alot of girls that don't get laid much and have weird personality/esteem issues.

Not sure if it's the chicken before the egg though.

The only real difference is that guys are expected to get laid often, whereas its seen as acceptable for a girl to rarely have sex.
>> Anonymous
>>275639
I know some girls like that too. It's all relative probabilities when you're generalizing about people. There's always some people that are different.

But generally, lack of sex messes up dudes much more than it does chicks. And chances are that if a girl has weird self-esteem issues, more sex wouldn't change them.
>> Miss Suzumiya !iwLx9zr4mc
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>>275679
>>275639

Testosterone is the cause for that hungry libido. Statistically speaking, a woman with an estrogen deficiency would probably crave sex more often because it's allowing her naturally produced testosterone to flow more freely. A hormone imbalance like this would also cause a lot of emotional issues.

Not that people's gender identities are any of my business, but transgendered people are a good example. Men who take estrogen to become more female lose most of their sex drive, while women who take testosterone to become more masculine get super horny all of a sudden. It's just nature. Testosterone's effect on the libido is evolution's way of ensuring reproduction for the species. In the way back days of grunting cavemen, they basically raped any females who were available and spread their seed among dozens of different females, much like most animals do. Civilization has changed this, but the natural need for men to fuck things isn't going anywhere anytime soon.
>> Anonymous
not tanned
not buff
not rich
no car
no money
>> Anonymous
I don't have a job.
I'm an 18 year old virgin, but would also like companionship, not just sex.
I spend too much time on the computer.
I stay up too late and wake up too late.
I don't get invited to parties and my friend's don't go to parties.

I think once school starts, number 4 will go away. If I got a job, number 1 would go away, and I think I could find someone at said job as long as it's not fast food or something where only fat bitches go and work, so number 2 would be solved. And if number 2 is solved, I think number 3 would be solved. Also, if number 5 was solved, number 3 could be solved because most of the time I spend is at night.
>> Anonymous
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>>275707
People will always be like prides of lions.
>> Anonymous
>>275749
Have a party with your friends.

And: Working with chicks does not mean you will fuck them.
>> Hazard !ErY2TknG0w
>>275707
Sure, but it's not as straightforward as more testosterone = more libido.
Anyway, I wasn't really addressing the role of sex hormones anyway, just the relationship between sex/intimacy and psyche with both sexes.

Also, rape has never been a dominant sexual strategy. Women have always held most of mating choice.
Be wary of such pseudo-feminist hearsay.
>> Anonymous
Mature student, everyone I know is graduating while I still have a few years left.

In a loving long distance relationship. It hurts when I'm away from her.

Poor as all hell. Tied to the fact that I'm still a student; even the best part time job is still part time.

Compulsive masturbator. Tied to the whole long distance relationship thing.

Been lifting for two years and still don't have the body I want.
>> Anonymous
Eh. Here goes.

1) Insulin-dependent diabetic, have been since age 2, currently 20.
2) Mind-breakingly angry far too often.
3) Nowhere near as flexible as I'd like to be.
4) Addicted to caffeine, probably need to get rid of that.
5) Brittle bones. I've broken my hands seven times during the course of my life and I don't even have a history with martial arts.

Goddamn, why do I even come to this board? I'm a terrible /fit/ness freak.
>> Anonymous
>>275803
Men are stronger than women so they could take the pussy like pepe. We wouldnt be here if cavewomen had a say in the matter, and civilization is new. 100 years ago wives were still chattel in the usa, men owned them the way they owned livestock. Rape is the ultimate sexual strategy.
>> Anonymous
>>275840
Rape doesn't exist. All women want to have a penis forced into their quivvering meat magnets.
>> Anonymous
Everything.
>> Anonymous
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>>275831

>Mind-breakingly angry far too often.

Whiner.
>> Hazard !ErY2TknG0w
>>275840
Patriarchy is a consequence of agriculture and civilisation.

If rape was really the ultimate sexual strategy then it'd happen ALOT more often. Men compete with each other, successful males mate consensually.

Rape as a sexual strategy only comes in for lower ranked males as a last ditch effort to pass on their genes. It's not a reliable strategy (women, particularly fertile women have severe psycho-sexual reactions to it).

tl;dr - Men are stronger to fight each other, smarter (or not) to fuck around.
>> Anonymous
>>275891
The effort spent writing that post was wasted.
>> Anonymous
olololoooooooooooooo

16 y/o pity party

What I mean is, if you're <20y/o and you haven't gotten laid/fallen in love yet, stop raging about it. You're still young.
>> Anonymous
>>275487
Well, I think sex was one of the things that messed up my ex, she began thinking she was a horrible person after having sex with 4 (including me [would be 5 but I was joking with her that her other bf with a 3 inch dick didn't count and she agreed with that])
>> Anonymous
1. I idle.
2. I care about other people's opinions too much.
3. ^ Thus bitter.
4. Sometimes feel to loud if I'm laughing.
5. Always trying to pick arguments for entertainment.
>> Anonymous
>>275907
You're never too loud. When you're louder people (sadly) look at you are more influential.
>> Anonymous
Men and women both enjoy sex. Men and women both enjoy relationships with romance.
>> Anonymous
>>275908
I disagree. It is possible to laugh awkwardly loud.

I do agree that speaking loudly does make you seem sociable.
>> Hazard !ErY2TknG0w
>>275898
Yeah, but I've got time to waste.
>> Anonymous
>>275917
Oh OK. In that case good post. :)
>> Anonymous
>>275914
I have a friend who laughs really loud.
My other friend mentioned that to me when she first introduced him to me when we went to a movie that had a few laughs
>> Anonymous
is anyone awake. i'm bored
>> Anonymous
>>276068
someone's always awake here. no one wants to chat with you though, niggerfaggot
>> Anonymous
i think we have a winnar
>> Anonymous
1. I'm a real big dick, make fun of everyone (toned it down a little though)
2. Get attached too easily to people (or maybe it is just the one I'm "attached" took my virginity and was the only person I really hung out for about a year)
3. Cynical
4. Not social (can't keep small talk going, especially with girls, as most care about the scene in the town)
5. Have a lot of shitty friends (I'm almost done with college, all my other friend have 4-5 years left, have dropped out, or just smoke and work all day; Can't really have a smart/debatable conversation with most friends, most of the time the stuff I tell them they have never heard of or it would offend them)

Most people would say I have a great life, it would be better if I had better and smarter friends and a possible relationship
>> Anonymous
>>276121
Just practice bullshitting social crap at bars where no one knows you.
>> Anonymous
>>276126
I should of taken that advice earlier in the summer, as school starts in two weeks and I'm pretty much disconnecting myself from everyone

Plus, isn't it weird to go to a bar alone?
>> Anonymous
>>276145
>Plus, isn't it weird to go to a bar alone?
Not if you walk in acting cool, collected, calm, and confident. And I mean with your body language, tone of voice, choice of words, and actions.
>> Anonymous
>>276155
I might go to Los Angeles this week to visit my sister, I'll take that advice friendly Anon
>> Anonymous
>>276161
Remember that a huge portion of communication is body language. I've been tweaking with my body language and I've noticed people treating me differently. It's very interesting stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>276145
No. I do it all the time. it's easy just be confident and you'll end up talking to hte people sitting next to you and you go from there.
>> Anonymous
>>275891
>If rape was really the ultimate sexual strategy then it'd happen ALOT more often.
Rape does happen a lot more often. Go some place where there isn't a police force to save your white ass. Hell, they'd probably not turn up their noses at raping your soft white-boy anus in South Africa while pretending you're an ugly girl.

Rape has always been a successful mating strategy, and the freedoms of women expanded parallel to the modern state's increasing ability to track down and catch rapists. Why do you think women were kept indoors before police had the forensic know-how to catch criminals? Back in the old days, a rapist could rape women in one town and move ten miles away where no one had any records on him.

Nowadays, you're almost sure to be caught after a certain number, because police have databases and do investigations.
>> Anonymous
>>276193
THANK GOD WE HAVE THE CAWPS!
>> Craig Hargrave
>>275788

Well, for me, work would be a good place to meet women. That's what I was saying. And the party thing...My friend's don't go to parties. Meaning they wouldn't come to mine. They're kinda straight edge, but without the douchebaggery that goes along with it. I think it's more of a family morals thing.
>> Anonymous
-I hate being over weight, despite being "fit"
-I hate the way I feel the need to be better than everyone else.
-I hate being so irrational to my girlfriend.
-I hate the fact that i dislike my job
-I hate my financial situation
>> Anonymous
>>275394
Damn dude.

I'm sorry.
>> Anonymous
My fucking skin.
Fucking skin mang
Lack of self control
Lack of motivation
Lack of money to get gym membership or buy bike

brb going out to get job
>> Anonymous
Not in college yet-
Not being built enough-
Not making enough money-
No girlfriend-
-Socially inept.
>> Hazard !ErY2TknG0w
>>276193
Taking aside your unvalid assumptions and misunderstanding of my argument.
You've picked the country with the most skewed statistics to prove your point, except it's an anomaly due just because of the prevalance of HIV. Even there rape affects ballpark ~20% of women of reproductive age and the majority of those aren't committed with the aim of reproduction.

>the freedoms of women expanded parallel to the modern state's increasing ability to track down and catch rapists
I've already recognised that with the onset of civilisation which is a brief period so far in human history. As hunter-gatherers, women were safer from rape.

If rape was such a dominant method for sexual selection then humans wouldn't have such elaborate courtship systems.

Fin.
>> Anonymous
- extremely emotionally insecure, due to abusive parents
- heroin addict
- having trouble doing more than two pullups, in spite of doing several sets every other day, as I should, and eating a lot of freaking protein, as I should
- can't keep a stable relationship (kind of goes hand in hand with 1 and 2, but I try)
- feel unbelievably guilty when I eat out, as I've been running every day when I'm not high in order to lose weight (though I've been doing well at that. yay me?)
>> Anonymous
-I'm fat
-I have man boobs
-Even if I were skinny I would still be ugly
-I'm a 28 year old virgin
-I've never kissed a woman

The list goes on...brb an hero
>> SexSexySexy
-I talk too much
-I'm hairy as fuck (even though people don't mind)
-Sometimes I get shy
-I'm lazy
-I'm LAZY
Fortunately my laziness does not apply to the gym. I go hard when it comes to the iron.
>> Anonymous
I'd like to be a bit taller.

I'd like to be a bit lighter.

I'd like to be a bit richer.

I wish I wasn't racist.

I wish niggers were better so I wouldn't be justified in my racism.
>> Anonymous
>>276428
You're an idiot. Read this and STFU with your cliched 70s feminist drivel. Rape is about reproduction, not bullshit patriarchial control over women:

http://iranscope.ghandchi.com/Anthology/Women/rape.htm

Sex is a valid reproductive method existing in many species that you wouldn't even associate with such feminist themes as "sex is always about control over women."

Even among insects, like the scorpionfly, rape is a valid observed strategy, even though the scorpionflies have an elaborate mating ritual running parallel to the more forceful alternative. That pretty much shuts your ignorant mouth about rape not being able to exist in species that have elaborate courtships.

Also,

>Even there [South Africa] rape affects ballpark ~20% of women of reproductive age and the majority of those aren't committed with the aim of reproduction.

You're a gigantic asshat. In south Africa, more women report their *first* sexual experience as a rape than the number you just threw out for rape during one's whole reproductive life. Speak out of your ignorant ass much?

"Between 28 and 30 percent of adolescents reported that their first sexual encounter was forced"

"A woman was raped in South Africa every 17 seconds. This did not include the number of child rape victims. It was estimated that one in every two women would be raped."

http://www.paralumun.com/issuesafrica.htm

>Fin.

Lol. What a smug cocksucking cunt. Your shit was nearly a tenth decisive enough to declare an end, let alone in the one word of French you speak, twit.
>> Anonymous
-Lonely, no best friend or girlfriend
-Im skinny and weak (both in the physical and emotional/mental sense)
-Im really hard to motivate due to laziness
-I sit on this computer all day playing the vidya
-No life goal like>>275545
>> Anonymous
Im fat
I am very socially akward
I dont know what going to happen to me in the future I'm skillless
I am totally lazy
I wanna end it.
>> Anonymous
>>276516
>I wanna end it.

DO IT FAGGOT!

oh wait...this isn't /b/

hmm

DO MOAR SQUATZ!
>> Anonymous
Disproportionally large thighs and ass (I'm a guy and it's not fat)
Tiny arms
Acne
Sweating like a motherfucker
Trusting issues
>> Anonymous
Feeling lonely, no girlfriend
no job
ocd/depression
kind of boring/socially akward
lost in life
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
There's literally nothing I hate about myself, because I am not a gigantic self-pitying faggot.

Things that I would like to change:

1. I have an ingrown toenail that keeps coming back no matter how much of it I excise.

2. I need some new shampoo or some shit because my hair gets kind of poofy after I wash it.

That's it, faggots.
>> Anonymous
No girlfriend.
Still a fatty.
Lack of motivation.
Poor social skills.
Fap too much(easy fix)
>> Anonymous
1. I was skinny, 6'3 70kg. Now 80kg.
2. Currently benching 5x5@50kg.
3. Bad skin.
4. Bona-fide ugly.
5. Daydreamer.
>> Anonymous
>>276458this dude raped
>>276428this dude's ass.

Rape ftw. It's my evolutionary right.
>> Anonymous
1. I lurk 4chan

to the person with ingrown toenail: go to a podiatrist and they'll excise and put acid on the nail stub preventing it from growing back.
>> Anonymous
Still fat even though I've been exercising and am fitter than ever.
>> Anonymous
I'm a whiny little bitch and need to shut the fuck up.

That is all.
>> Anonymous
1) Body hair, everywhere. The only place I don't have hair on is my toes. I'm going to save up for electrolysis if it's effective and they can make it safer.
2) I have trouble taking really deep breaths.
3) I sometimes get flashing afterimage-type things keeping me from getting asleep.
4) I'm a bit paranoid.
5) I'm a few pounds away from my ideal weight.
>> Anonymous
1. I have some chub, not too much though, if I cut 15 pounds ill look pretty good
2. skin problems, ketosis or whatever on my arms, stretchmarks on my sides
3. 1 little scar on my cheek that I always focus on
other than that, im good
>> Anonymous
>>276649
keratosis pilaris, you twat-faced bumfucker
>> Anonymous
1. I need to stop drinking
2. I need to stop smoking

Thats about it really, I hit a new max on my bench today :) If I stop drinking I think my abs would finally come through.
>> Hazard !ErY2TknG0w
>>276458
O shit, somebody needs a hug.

Nice job putting words into my mouth, citing uncredited websites and coming off like every other repressed tard on here.

I am fucking smug though, you got that right.
>> Anonymous
-I'm ugly. Really ugly. The kind of ugly that can't be fixed by working out or losing weight. Y'know, ugly in the face.
-22 year old virgin.
-I'm poor.
-I'm insecure.
-I'm pathetic.
>> Anonymous
1) I have always had an XBOX HUEG, stocky frame. When I was 13, my ribcage was 34 inches in circumference. I also have very short legs.

2) My nose. My nose is some sort of retarded pig nose thing. I'd rather a jew nose than this nose where you can see up my nostrils even when my face is parallel to yours.

3) My face shape coupled with my nose and eyebrows makes me look retarded without bangs.

4) If I didn't shave it very often, I would have a prominent unibrow.

5) I'm still ~10 pounds off my weight goal.

lolgenetics
>> Anonymous
>>276782here
The only reason #1 is #1 is because I looked ridiculous from the sides from 6th grade to sophomore year when I evened out, otherwise 2/3 would be #1
>> Anonymous
1 - Being so addicted to the internet that it has become a necessity rather than a privilege/luxury. I doubt I'll ever change this.
2 - Being a fatass (I'm working out and limiting calories, so I'm good there.)
3 - Having no boyfriend or many friends (I'm going out more than I was before, so I'm good there.)
4 - Taking five years to finish college (I'm taking extra classes, so I think I'm good there.)
5 - My occasional bouts of girliness and woman-like emotion. (I'm a guy and this is something I probably can't change.)

Overall I'm pretty happy. I'm doing stuff to change what I dislike about myself, and am somewhat proud of that.
>> Anonymous
1- I'm pretty good at setting goals and achieving them, but my family always tends to fuck up my schedule. I try not to get riled up, as they are family after all.

2- I gain muscle pretty easy, but cutting is as hard as fuck (though I think it's more challenging and more fun)

3- I'm too nice to people, and too forgiving. When I'm taken advantage of, I turn into a cold-blooded asshole that doesn't give two fucks about anything or anyone. This makes me do squatz.

4- I'm at a point in my life where I feel so damn overwhelmed (work, school, taking care of ailing parent...etc.) that it could really help if I could have somebody to support me and tell me that it's all going to be fine. Problem is, the one girl that I've ever been interested in doesn't know that I think about her everyday, and that all I want for her is to be happy. This makes me do a SHIT TON of squatz.

5- I'm sick and tired of being a whiny-ass pussy (part of the reason why I took up this lifestyle), and I know full well that I can overcome obstacles no matter how insurmountable they may seem. With this in mind, I'm going to tell the aforementioned girl how I feel, and I don't give two fucks what happens anymore. I'm gonna be straight-forward and honest, but not too assertive.

I'm just a little nervous...

Wish me luck, /fit/.
>> Anonymous
>>276680
Pssht. For someone who didn't cite anything as he babbled incoherently, you've suddenly become very demanding and exact concerning sources. How amusing and pathetic that you have to cover for your shattered ego like that. My citations are quite valid, if you would do any research at all on the subject.

"One in three of the 4,000 women questioned by CIET Africa, non-governmental organisation, said they had been raped in the past year."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/258446.stm

That's more than 20% having a rape incident in their whole reproductive lifetimes, cocksucker. That's 33% of a 4000-woman sample in one damned year of their lives. Now the BBC is not good enough, I bet? There's so much out there to support how painfully wrong you were, and it's only a google away, you contemptible clown.

The "uncredited" website republishes an article by Thornhill and Palmer, who wrote a book published in 2000 about this. Rape is a successful mating strategy. Evolutionary psychology blows your tired old 70s feminist dogma out of the water. You couldn't admit that or counter that, so like the supercilious fool you are, you've attacked a credible and scholarly work and exposed yourself for a nitwit posing as an intellectual.

I'll stop while you still have a shred of dignity to wrap inside that blanket of smugness. Enjoy knowing you're a hollow shell beneath your strut.
>> Anonymous
>Rape is a successful mating strategy. Evolutionary psychology blows your tired old 70s feminist dogma out of the water.

Except, you know, rape nowadays has more to do with a man satisfying his own needs than with reproduction. It may be that his libido and sexual desires do stem from a need to reproduce, but that's not what man has on his mind, is it?

Were we animals it'd be a fine and dandy argument; not to mention that if we really were animals, we could "put down" idiots with no ethical concerns, right? But we're not.
>> Anonymous
>>276835
you're citing africa as the pinicle of human civilization? nobody can be that dumb. 10/10 you really riled up a lot of people, but everyone really knows you're a fat white kid who acts like an internet tough guy but wouldn't hit a women and would just mutter some misogynistic shit under your breath and then brag about it here later all while masturbating to here myspace.

/fit/ is not /mis/, take your faggot shit back to /b/ nigger
>> Anonymous
>>276782
pluck your unibrow, faggot

that way you're removing the follicles (protip: SHAVING DOESN'T) and after a while of plucking only peachfuzz will grow there, and no one will see it

i speak from experience
>> Anonymous
>>276835

HURR RAPE IS MAH EVOLUTIONARY RIGHT THIS BBC ARTICLE SEZ SO THEN IT MUST BE RIGHT DURR

Also

THAT'S NOT FUNNY NIGGER MY SISTER DIED THAT WAY
>> Anonymous
>>276841
Cool story, bro. I really don't care what you imagine me to be, but that's entertaining. Now do you have anything substantive to actually add to the discussion? Clearly Africa was brought up as a place *outside* modern law, where men do what they would if modern police forces weren't so effective. Otherwise, you can substitute any lawless place, like Kosovo during the war. Rape happens on an extensive scale when organized police forces disband and we revert to the call of nature. That was the point. Reading comprehension, or GTFO.

>Except, you know, rape nowadays has more to do with a man satisfying his own needs than with reproduction. It may be that his libido and sexual desires do stem from a need to reproduce, but that's not what man has on his mind, is it

Men were never thinking about reproducing specifically. It was always about pleasure, just like eating.

When you're hungry, you don't get an urge to eat precisely 400 calories of completely nutritious food. You get a vague discomfort that is alleviated by pleasure after eating something fattening. Modern people have found that this urge doesn't work as well as it did for cavemen. (Fatties!) Evolution uses poorly-defined carrots and sticks, not precise programming, to get us to do "more often than not" the behaviors that have been successful before. The same with sex and its forcible counterpart.
>> Hazard !ErY2TknG0w
>>276835
Haha, you're fucking hilarious at least.

Before you further try to drag me into your shit-slinging fun, I'll say that my original point was clearly that rape isn't a dominant or stable sexual strategy. I didn't say that it wasn't valid which has 'obviously' been proved by touting the country with the worst sexual violence record this decade as the standard.

Okay, lets say a third of SA women have been raped and it's not 90% because of the AIDS myths prevalent there. How many of them have actually given birth as a consequence?

Anyway, enjoy your Thornhill & Palmer and probably Rushton too? Who needs sound reasoning when you have ideology?
>> Hazard !ErY2TknG0w
>>276863
FFS A modern warzone is not a natural environment.

What hunter-gatherer tribes still exist don't go around on rape missions all day.
>> Anonymous
>>276878
>Okay, lets say a third of SA women have been raped and it's not 90% because of the AIDS myths prevalent there. How many of them have actually given birth as a consequence?

"Let's say" equals "I was wrong." Way to admit you pulIed a stat out of your ass. Great lulz were had. I accept your surrender, sir.

And it's a third of women being raped at least once *this* year, not throughout their lifetimes. During ovulation the chances are quite good: 33% if raped once on the day of ovulation. Look it up.


Spread that out over millions of incidents, and take in consideration that some victims are raped repeatedly by either multiple assailants or on multiple days, and odds are quite good in view of its being a cost-free reproduction strategy. (No complicated wooing of the fair maid, no sticking around to rear the child. It's remarkably energy-efficient on the male's part compared to being a responsible daddy. Thus part of its success.)

>Anyway, enjoy your Thornhill & Palmer and probably Rushton too? Who needs sound reasoning when you have ideology?

You tell me. You're the one already attacking the authors based on their percieved ideology and not the material they present. Way to look even more silly, Mr. Irony.
>> Anonymous
So, OP, how do you like your thread?
>> Anonymous
>>276894
I believe there have been studies on the existence of rape in chimpanzee societies. Primitive human societies are harder to study because everything reporting about them is suffused with "noble savage" romanticism in which all given to be perfectly well-adjusted. I'm sure rape happens there as often as among chimpanzees, who share a social likeness to primitive man more so than any other primates.
>> Anonymous
>>276944
STFU bitch. I'm going to argue evolutionary psychology in this filthy little thread of yours whether you want me to or not, so you might as well lie back and enjoy it, slut.
>> Anonymous
>>276967
K.
>> Anonymous
>>276972
Fuck it. I'm finished.
>> Anonymous
No boyfriend (even though my school is filled with hot guys and ugly girls)
Socially awkward (and sort-of closeted)
No muscles/six pack
Academically mediocre
I'm a doormat (people walk all over me)
>> Anonymous
Bump and back on topic, plz.

Let it all out /fit/. Feels good :) .
>> Anonymous
>>277065
THIS
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>276967
>> Anonymous
>>277106

hell yeah motherfucker
>> Anonymous
1. Only 5'3. Adult. Guy. :|
2. Crippling social anxiety/socially awkward.
3. Not fat or out of shape...but not in awesome shape and can't seem to change no matter how hard I work.
4. No self-esteem.
5. Ronery.
>> Anonymous
>>277386
>1. Only 5'3. Adult. Guy. :|

So you want to be a tall female child?