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Think any of you can take Kimbo?
And an explanation why
>> Anonymous
I can cause I have super strength and an unbeatable force of will
>> Kimbo's Bellybutton !!oEqfL+CwzbB
Sup guys, it's me, Kimbo's Bellybutton, doing it for the lulz.
>> Anonymous
Jesus, his shoulders look like they're going to explode.
>> Anonymous
I have a gun and an alibi.
>> Anonymous
I have heart.
>> Anonymous
i'm a cop
>> Anonymous
I've been training on a mountaintop for like almost 20 minutes.
>> Anonymous
hes a nigger
>> Anonymous
My belly button does not look like a real button.
>> Anonymous
Gots mah white brethrens behind me in mah negger beatin' exploits
>> Anonymous
get the cross
>> Anonymous
>>108223
a swift knee in the happy-sacks and he'll go down like anyone else!
>> Anonymous
I want to be raped in the ass by his belly button.
>> Anonymous
Kimbo is tough but don't forget he was defeated by Sean Gannon.

Forget about Kimbo beating washup up drunkards like Tank Abbott.

Kimbo WILL get KTFO when he steps up against a good fighter.
>> Anonymous
I've always wondered what he would look like without the beard..
>> Anonymous
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>>108339
>> Anonymous
If we had to fight to the death, I would run until he collapsed from exhaustion, then administer the coup de gras with something big and heavy.

I'm fairly sure he would collapse before I would.
>> Anonymous
a nigger cant beat me
>> Anonymous
His first two sons are named Kevin, the third Kevlar.
>> Anonymous
His endurance is shitty. He's like Bob Sapp in that regard. Just wear him down and he'll drop.
>> Anonymous
Right, as if any of you faggots honestly think you can take on Kimbo Slice irl. He's not the best MMA fighter, but he will beat the shit out of the average 4channer.
>> Anonymous
>>108445
you dont know, you're just a hater.
>> Anonymous
>>108445
And just like Bob Sapp, people like him...
What the fuck...
>> Anonymous
I am better than Kimbo, because whites are inherently superior in every way.
>> Anonymous
Watched his videos. Punches are incredibly slow, and when they catch, there's a surprising lack of force behind them for his size. I'd stand a chance if I ducked and moved for a good while. He tires fast as hell.
>> Anonymous
>>108945

THIS IS WHAT CRACKERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
>> Anonymous
I can't, but that doesn't mean he's any good. He may be in the future though as he's being trained by Bas Rutten at the moment for MMA. I can see him being submitted fast though if he fights like he used to.
>> Anonymous
Kimbo is a bully, he only fights against people smaller than him. When he does fight against people that are trained or his size, he gets his nads stomped.
>> Anonymous
Any one with a knowledge of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu can take him. He is a pathetic MMA fighter, one trick gimmick fighter who is nigger-titing his way to fame. Any one of the kids on the Ultimate fighter reality show could take him. HE HAS NO GROUND GAME. Just ape style axe fist swinging.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
those fights are stupid, no elbow, kicks, knee etc. only boxing.
>> Anonymous
i have the strength of a gorilla that has the strength of two gorillas
>> Anonymous
>>108325

I doubt any real fighter would stand and bang with him, boxing is his element. Kimbo is the kind of guy Jiu Jitsu fighters lick their chops to get at. Any of the heavyweights with a decent ground game would tap him in about two seconds.
>> ???????????
BJJ fags taking over the thread again. Look at the last UFC. All the one dimensional BJJ experts were beaten the crap out of excellent strikers with decent take down defenses. BJJ doesn't mean shit if you can't take the other guy down.
>> Anonymous
kimbo has lost a fight. look it up on youtube.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>110331

UFC 83:
Demian Maia (BRA) defeats Ed Herman (USA) via triangle choke at 2:27 of the 2nd round.

wat.

Still, what you said has some truth to it, but it has more to do with the evolution of the sport than anything else; you can't just be good in one area and win anymore, because everyone is cross training and becoming more and more rounded.
Jiu Jitsu is one of those things that's MUCH easier to learn to defend against effectively than it is to actually implement effectively.

I can think of a laundry list of heavyweights with good take downs and good submissions (as well as good striking) who would finish that fight in about a minute. Unfortunatley, none of them are fighting in EliteXC.
>> ???????????
>>110361
that's only one fight and that's a undercard fight to boot.

Matt Serra Vs. Georges St-Pierre

Georges St-Pierre Wins by Technical Knock Out at 4:45 in the 2nd round .

Matt Serra is a BJJ black belt, GSP is an excellent striker with a brown belt in BJJ.

Travis Lutter Vs. Rich Franklin

Rich Franklin Wins by Technical Knock Out at 3:01 in the 2nd round .

Another BJJ black belt vs striker with a brown belt.

Charles McCarthy Vs. Michael Bisping

Michael Bisping Wins by TKO Stoppage (Referee) at 5:00 in the 1st round .

BJJ brown belt vs striker with not much ground game
>> Anonymous
>>110367

That's not the point, the other guy used the word "all".
The Serra/St. Pierre and Franklin/Lutter fights aren't really good examples.
We have brown belts at our school who would run through black belts at most schools, and do at tournaments. Where they got their belt and training from is a huge factor.
You also have to consider how much gi versus no gi experience they have, their natural talent and ability, strength, endurance, etc.
St. Pierre is just a better fighter than Serra. St. Pierre had a shot at wrestling in the damn olympics.

If your point is that well rounded fighters generally do better than straight BJJ guys, then I would agree completely.
The thing is that in Kimbo's case, said BJJ expert would be fighting a white belt who has VERY limited experience in submission grappling and VERY limited experience defending takedowns.
>> Anonymous
>>108949
shut the fuck up
>> K. Anon
This thread isn't too far from /b/
>> ???????????
>>110377
no i said "all one dimensional bjj fighters"