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PROTIEN SHAKES AND GOD DMAN FUCKING BLENDERS

I NEED THIS TO BE ANSWERED ASAP

DO YOU GUYS GET FUCKED UP SHAKES HALF THE TIME AND GREAT ONES THE REST? OR ARE ALL OF YOURS DELICIOUS, I NEED TO KNOW IF I SHOULD KILL MY CURRENT BLENDER AND BUY A MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE ONE THAT WILL GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

OR IF ITS ME THATS MAKING FAIL SHAKES

BUT GOD DAMN HALF THE TIME I MAKE THEM GREAT

PIC RELATED I SPENT 10 MINUTES TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN SHIT TO BLEND SO I STARTED SHAKING IT AND THROWING IT EVERYWHERE

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU THINK THIS KEYBOARD WARRIOR CAPSLOCK IS BAD THE NEXT PERSOIN I SEE IN REAL LIFE IM GONNA KICK THEM IN THE FUCKING CHEST
>> Anonymous
oh, ok
>> Anonymous
I know the frustration. Go out and buy yourself a nice blender. I just bought one of those bullet blenders, it's pretty cool. Blends using the cup that you drink out of. Less mess, less bullshit. It works pretty well. Easy to clean. Check it out, it works well.
>> Anonymous
Pour water, dump powder on top, take an egg beater, mix manually by rubbing your hands together like you would to keep warm, and the blend comes out perfect every time.
>> Anonymous
i just use two cups as a shaker. feels good man


protip: the success of your blend is directly proportional to the level of moisture in the blender. if you blend your shakes with ice and shit's sucking, add more milk to loosed it up
>> Anonymous
I get up 2 hours before the wife so I just put the powder in a plastic travel cup and shake it up with some skim milk. It's bitchin.
>> Anonymous
gross you guys just have milk/water + protein powder?

banana, ice, skim milk, ON strawberry = $$$$
>> Anonymous
I hear that you are just supposed to mix it with water and chase it with a banana. anything else just slows down the process that takes the protein to your muscles.
>> Anonymous
GET THE MAGIC BULLET. SERIOUSLY. IT LETS YOU BLEND INDIVIDUAL SERVINGS OF THE STUFF.

ULTIMATE-
GLASS OF MILK
BANANA
CHOCOLATE WHEY
ICE
+
MAGIC
=
AWESOME
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
Fuck blenders. Put whey powder in a glass of water and stir that shit with a spoon. If you want delicious beverages, go to fucking /ck/, faggot. Protein shakes are utilitarian by nature, none of this faggoty GREAT TASTING HOMOGENEOUS MIXTURE bullshit.
>> Anonymous
I only put the protein in a cheap bottle and shake it with water.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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pour shit it glass, stick this in, turn it on.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>>343092
Then you, sir, get a nod of approval.
>> Anonymous
Get a shaker cup. They're just as good if not better than blenders and a little wrist workout.
>> Anonymous
crushed ice makes everything taste better.
>> Anonymous
blenders were designed by the lifting gods for one reason:

The ability to put in one medium for ease of consumption, as much calories and nutrients as possible with equally as little effort (just put into mouth, swallow, no chewing needed)
-it is well known that chewing burns valuable calories, and if you're trying to get HYOOGE, every calories counts. have some1 massage your throat if necessary to get food down.

the advent of flavored protein powders allowed an even wider (read: grosser) combinations of food to be made palpable.

milk
oats
choc protein
olive oil (literally 5 fl oz)
spinach, kale, chard
peanut butter
any other veggie you dont want to have to deal w/chewing

per serving, has cups of veggie, ~10g+ fiber, 50g+ pro, and 1200cal+
-it'll get you swole
>> Anonymous
Buy the 200-watt Kitchenaid hand blender. Shit's powerful. It will demolish an ice cube in few seconds. Only about 100 bucks.
>> Anonymous
>>343100
Like your opinion fucking matters.
Protein is good with ice, it helps your body absorb it longer and makes it better for you.

Stop talking about shit like you know anything, enjoy your aspergers
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
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>>343216
>Protein is good with ice, it helps your body absorb it longer and makes it better for you.

Sometimes I wonder if people are even aware of the absolutely retarded bullshit that comes out of their mouths.

My hypothesis: they are, in fact, not.
>> Anonymous
>>343216
>it helps your body absorb it longer and makes it better for you.

This actually is one of the stupidest things I've read today. WFYS is a jerk most of the time but at least he isn't an idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>343222
See
>>343213
>> Anonymous
k so is there any actual downside to a protein shake with ice milk banana whey vs whey mixed with water?

will one of them absorb faster, i mean if they both DO the same thing what's wrong with favoring the one that tastes better?
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>>343230
BAAAAWWWWWWWW harder, you stupid fuck. Come on, you can do it.
>> Anonymous
>>343231
depends
>> Anonymous
>>343240
ON WHAT
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>>343231
What's wrong with favoring a fruity mixed drink over shots of vodka?

It's just.. More homosexual.

For a serious answer: the more shit you add in, the more calories you get and, depending on what you're adding, you get a dickload more sugar than you would otherwise. Most people frown on the sugar part.