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Anonymous
How do I get a gf /fit/? I'm good looking, lift heavy, cut, strong jawline, ect but damn, I can't get a girl, I don't quite know what to say, I get smiles from some cute ones but damn I'm at a loss with words.

My playing field is the local book store or art supply store. I use to club but alchohol and lack of sleep hurts my gains, I'm seriously OCD about my mussels.

I had 3 nice ones actually start a convo with me but the akward silence kicked in and their busses came, fuck.

help me out /fit/
>> Anonymous
Chloroform
>> Boggle !!i/5hhvyqEGc
find a girl with a common ground...
Anything really
music, Fitness... etc
then build from there.
>> Anonymous
>I use to club but alchohol and lack of sleep hurts my gains

i feel sorry for people like this
>> Anonymous
>>399506

lol, I'll even call in sick for work if I don't get atleast 7 hours of sleep, if there's a long line up of rednecks waiting to pickup their lumber shit and im hungry and on the verge of catabolism?, I'll just ignore them and go eat, rain, snow, blizzard, world war 3, nothing interupts my workouts or health. Hell, I even missed an exam because I didn't have time to chow.

>>399500

I tend to keep my hobbies under wraps, pic related.
>> Anonymous
>>399492
this faggot is correct
>> Anonymous
But hobby wise, I'll pretend to do whatever their hobbies are but the last convos were pretty random and I didn't start 'em, but random as in her brother's wedding, my groceries, and the facewash I just bought.

What would happen if I just out just balls complemented the girl's apearance after we've smiled? "You're really pretty, those glasses look good on you" that sort of thing?
>> Anonymous
>>399721

>>399492

Where would i obtain Chloroform? I read it's hard to buy it individually...
>> Anonymous
>>399733

Say it after you get some IOIs Like she is stroking her hair when she talks to you, or shes smiling, mimicking your moves etc. And don't you you look great with those glasses thats too friendly your asking to get friend zoned, say Those shoes really match your eyes which says to her "Oh so hes not staring at my tits or ass"
>> Anonymous
>>399738
NO OP DON'T worse than the friend zone she'll think you're a faggot
>> Anonymous
>>399745

nigger speaks the truth. what kind of man says 'i like your shoes'. only do that when you've known her for years, and only then act fucking gay.
>> Anonymous
>>399734

WHERE DO I GET CHLOROFORM IN ZE INTERNETS WEBSITE PLOX. And a website how to use it would be nice too.
>> Anonymous
>>399738

Ah ok, how or when should I ask for her number?

And how do you get out of the friendzone (tm)? do something drastic like lock eyes and tell her you forgot how beautiful she was?
I've been friends with her for 6 months and I was too shy to ask her out but I quit that job and our only contact is Facebook. During that time she'd always call me a "sweetheart" or introduce me to the newbie staff as "he's a sweetheart" is that codename for passive friendzone doormat? she knows i'm a musclehead.
>> Anonymous
>>399757
your fucked nigger. 'sweetheart' is another term of 'a nice guy'.

that or i could be wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>399757

Ask her out to some fun event. Like cliff jumping at a lake or river tubing.

Plain and simple. Do it nonchalantly.
>> Anonymous
nigger. october 31st coming right up.
>> Anonymous
I have a similar problem as OP. When I was younger I used to have game like monopoly with the ladies. Now, I don't even know how to approach a woman properly. Unless I'm drunk. On a college campus, btw.
>> Anonymous
>>399750

lol, that make sense.

Reminds me of some dating ad for women on tv where some guy complemented the lady on her hair and the lady was happy to meet him until the guy asked what she used with a typical gay lisp and thus the lady reverted back to her sad lonely self.
>> Anonymous
>>399778

I'm the same way with alchohol

Me: "I'm sorry but you fiiiine"

Her: thanks!

Me: Me? I like poetry and long walks on the beach lol"

Her: lolol you're cute, haven't heard that before.

Me: I love you

her: lol no you don't!

We grind bodyparts and I feel her up.

I don't drink now due to the slow metabolism of proteins when I have doms which is everyother day.

I've considered taking a break to drink and turn into my assertive self and pick up chicks but meh.
>> Anonymous
OP, rsdnation.com ffs
you can find torrents of their dvds. search.
>> Anonymous
>>399795
When I drink I'm a social god and often wake up in someone elses house.

no alcohol. no game. or very limited game.