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Anonymous
how much times you shit per day?

i wake up at 7 am and feel like shitting all morning at school but i don't do it there coz of aids.
take a dump after lunch then i will prolly have to shit before sleep.

What the fuck is this? how do i do to stop feeling like taking a dump 24\7 !?
>> Anonymous
i don't think i ever took a crap at school for all of grade school.

right now i aim for about 2x a day. once when i wake, and once before dinner.
>> Anonymous
I drop some jonas brothers into the toilet on schedule at 6:45am every morning. If I'm sleeping my poops wake me up, I doo doo then go back to bed. Feels good mang
>> Anonymous
I have an almost clockwork system with my poops.

About four hours after I wake up I always need to poop. Then I may or may not feel like I need to poop again in about eight hours. It depends on if I ate the previous day or not.

Protip: If you feel like you have to shit, take a shit. Its better then holding it and wondering why it feels like you have to poop.
>> Anonymous
took such a rad dump this morning, I feel 5lbs lighter. Was some kind of epic german scat porn type doodoo
>> Anonymous
lately.... 2 to 3 times. :S
>> Anonymous
idk guys this sucks cuz now im taking poos like every 4-5 days 1 time and the first poo i get is so hard like only 2 -4 inch comes out then i gota wait 8 hours and then SPLAT comes out and then 4-5 days no poo again

it sucks cuzi always feel heavy if u know wat i mean

and i hated pooing in school i remember i used to fake beign sick to go home and poo
>> Anonymous
>>377590
So you're pooping twice a day? How is this a problem?
>> Anonymous
About twice a day, sometimes a third gassy and gooey one.

What I want to know is how many times a day are you guys pissing?

I piss minimum 6 times a day, I take lots of protein and BCAA's and stupid hydroxycut hardcore so I make sure to down about 4 litres of water.
>> Anonymous
>>377590
Sounds like you need to eat more SQUATZ and do more OATZ, bro.
>> Anonymous
I just shitted. Was my 2nd time today, you should've seen it anon.