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Anonymous
Passover is starting soon. Any advice on how to keep a Jewfag from getting fat from subsisting on nothing but matzo-based products for a week?

(In b4 convert to Christianity.)
>> Anonymous
Convert to atheism.
>> Anonymous
Put some pork on your fork.
>> Anonymous
the fuck is that burnt tortilla
>> Anonymous
horseradish
>> Anonymous
this looks fucking disgusting but also tasty at the same time
>> ThirdNiplz !aNhP/uP6gs
/fit/ used to be such a helpful place, too.

Dunno what to tell you OP, I've had Jewish friends who basically just had to put up with it for the week. Drink water obviously, and only eat it 5 times a day in small portions.

Shit, this even works for regular daily food.
>> Anonymous
Don't put so much goyisch blood in the matzo dough.
>> Anonymous
Don't eat too much of it?
>> Anonymous
TRY NOT BEING A GODDAMN KIKE TO BEING WITH.
>> Anonymous
eat a shitload of meat and vegetables and eggs
>> Anonymous
realize your religion is false and archaic
>> Anonymous
MATZA BREI