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Does this look like it'd be worth the money? http://www.martialartsconnection.us/index.php?option=com_frontpage&Itemid=1
I've been wanting to learn Jiujitsu and this is like the only place I can find that teaches it near where I live
>> Anonymous
The picture on the front page.... No. STAY FAR AWAY.
>> Anonymous
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HURR
>> Anonymous
Martial Arts aren't anything.
The bigger guy will always win unless the smaller guy is faster than the bigger guy and can run away

Also, gun > fist.
>> Tech !cnN7MJvt0o
Bad
>> Anonymous
Private teaching is better. But it's a good workout and something that would come in handy if you ran into trouble. Would also impress the ladies.
>> Anonymous
>>471191
How would I go about finding a private teacher? And how much would it cost?
>> Anonymous
>>471144
Troll troll troll am trolling am trolling

go back to /v/ and troll better
0/10
>> Anonymous
>>471428
What I said was true, enjoy your denial martialartsfag. Enjoy your wasting years of your life just to learn how to punch in a completely unorthodox way.
>> Anonymous
>>471455
oh you a say me is punch funny? then why me have tone arms and decent chest? oh me is in shape? oh lookie and fattie he is no in good good shape, he is hit with gun bang bang bang, why you so out of shape fattie? why you bang bang?
>> Anonymous
>>471457
I can work out for free to get bigger muscles, enjoy paying $50 a month to learn TEEKLUCKDOGSHIT.

And as I said before, Gun > Fists.
>> Anonymous
>>471457

I am not that guy you were talking to, but Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up. You sound retarded as shit.

And it's true that the bigger guy will almost always win.
>> Anonymous
>>471128
Hey OP, do you have a car? Looks like you're a Michigan fag, there are tons of great judo schools that are cheaper and better quality teaching.training then the link you provided. Try looking into that, or maybe a boxing club. What you could do also is going to your local HS/middle school and contact the wrestling coach for private training, or local clinics
>> Anonymous
>>471463
oh me is no fight fight you, but me is going to punch a lot and work on me cardio heart heart beat, so i can be the best me can. why you be so mean with gun? do you have small penis? or do you hunt deer to make the eat food for your many family? i is know gun kill, but me no kill because me like no jail. jail is bad. me is big guy with big heart, me mom says that what girls like? do you have mom? i bet you are angry and have gun because your mom no love you. am sorry to hear. i heard guns can love you. that is cool. i hope we can be friends
>> Anonymous
>>471144
>>471463
Where I live no one has guns. Also, all fights use knives or fists. And my hair is a bird. Your argument is invalid.
>> Anonymous
>>471477
I don't even want to bother reading that, sorry.
>> Anonymous
I WANT TO BE A STREETFIGHTER!
DO STREETFIGHTERS USE GUNS?
WHAT MARTIAL ARTS CAN I USE TO BECOME A SUPER STRONG STREETFIGHTER?
>> Anonymous
>>471464
I know am stupid, you no tell me to shut up, that hurt my feeling. i have feeling. i use it to feel. why you say i talk bad? i only talk to his response. he is say stuff me no agree gree. and me fight for what i believe in. he no shoot me in face. me am on internet. i use that to type. me type real good. me use internet talk to talk to funny bad man who talk to talk bad to talk back to talk me too. you know what me mean?
>> Anonymous
>>471482
I spend me many free time typing that, why you know read? please read, i write for you. maybe that mean you can;t argue with me, because me better then you, suck be to you
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
Dude, I kicked the shit out of people because I train in a real martial art. Not faggot TKD or some shit.
>> Anonymous
>>471485
ME AM TYPE REAL BIG NOW, RAWWW AM ROAR, AND LOAD LOUD YELL. LOOK ME IS! AM FROM /K/ /FIIT/ BAD
BAD BAD /FIT/

ME SHOOT BANG BANG SHOOT
FAG I LAUGH YOU
>> Anonymous
>>471499
Should I learn Muay Thai, Brazilian Jiujutsu, Judo or Japanese Jiujutsu?
>> Anonymous
>>471505
Well its up to you, and not us. give us links to the schools that are near to you. and we'll judge
>> Anonymous
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>>471505
Putin says Judo
>> Anonymous
>>471511
Alright give me a second to check yellowpages
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
Mauy Thai.
>> Anonymous
>>471511
http://www.flowingchidojo.com/
http://www.chekotkd.com/
http://www.martialartsconnection.us/
http://www.seungni.com/

These are the only ones with sites.
>> Anonymous
>>471505
You learn what is hit hard, and get you in great shape, No learn from fat fucks who teach chi chi tea pee pee. go learn from in shape men man manly men. they are good shape and make your soft soft flabby hard like a real man
>> Anonymous
>>471505
You want to learn one striking art, and one grappling art. Judo and brazillian jiujutso have different focuses, but similar techniques.

The best striking arts are Western Boxing, Western Kickboxing, and Muay Thai (some also consider kyo karate to be good but whatever nig nogs). The best grappling arts are Judo, Brazilian Jiu Jutsu, Sambo and even western wrestling.

It also helps to take classes in putting these together - for example an "mma" class that focuses on transitions, defence against strikes when grappling, and striking in a grappling situation e.t.c

These will help you in any combat situation, but for a more defined and real self-defence art, pick up, say, krav.
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
>>471523
http://www.flowingchidojo.com/
Take this one if you want to instantly turn into a Chinese old man than has mind powers.

http://www.chekotkd.com/
This one if you want to join a faggot pussy kid style.

http://www.martialartsconnection.us/
This one for a less pussy but still equally faggot style.

http://www.seungni.com/
This one is also pussy TKD. Enjoy your shit practice and little kids.
>> Anonymous
>>471532
I've been looking all over the place for krav maga but I can't find anybody who can teach me
>> Anonymous
>>471523
http://www.flowingchidojo.com/- it had judo, and a whole bunch of other shit, give the a call and ask if you can observe and to a free class (try to avoid contracts
http://www.chekotkd.com- pass
http://www.martialartsconnection.us/ pass
http://www.seungni.com/ pass


can you drive to any of the Univerties around you? or even Midland?
>> Anonymous
>>471537
I tried Flowing Chi Dojo, they're only in it for the money. In my first 2 weeks they tried to get me to buy 3 different gis and some kind of shirt that advertises for them.
>> Anonymous
>>471540
Yeah I can drive to Midland.
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
All of these places are faggot TKD or karate places. Fuck them.
>> Anonymous
>>471538
http://www.kravmaga.com/michigan.asp

Google motherfucker, do you use it?
>> Anonymous
>>471544
My mistake on Midland, i thought there was a decent Japanese jujitsu place there, but i can't find a link.

Heres a place that could hopefully find a decent judo dojo in Michigan for you that is close

http://www.michiganjudo.org/JAMDojoListingMain.asp
>> Anonymous
>>471550
Every single place there is way too far away.
>> Anonymous
>>471557
Michigan Freestyle Grappling

2262 E Boatfield Ave
Burton, MI 48529
(810) 742-2372

Is this close to you? I think its near Flint?
>> Anonymous
Where am troll friend who say big better? me am miss you, plese talk me too. me am lonely toodai. we argue na-ow on /fit.
>> Anonymous
OP here, I just contacted martialartsconnection through email and they said they teach "Brazilian Jiujutsu, Japanese Jiujutsu and Muay Thai" aswell. Out of the 3, which should I learn? I heard Muay Thai was pretty awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>471607
do you feel more like hitting someone with your knees and elbows? or do you feel like smothering them with your body and then breaking their joints?
>> Anonymous
>>471607
just save your money and buy a gun, shit is overrated and pretty gay
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
>>471616
Murder vs. self defense.
>> Anonymous
How do you pronounce Muay Thai?

Moo-ai Tai or Moo-ai They
>> Anonymous
>>471619
Mow-wah tee-yay.
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
>>471619
mo-oi tie
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
All these school are fag-schools.
>> Anonymous
>>471619
ching chong ching chong
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
>>471637
It's not Chinese stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>471641
Its from asia, so it all sounds the same. anyway you have no opinion darkie, go be black somewhere else
>> Anonymous
>>471648
Thailand isn't asia.
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
O SHI-
>> Anonymous
>>471696
Thailand is from Brazil, that is why they are so good at it and soccer
>> Anonymous
OP here, thanks everyone for all the help. I've decided to take up Muay Thai.