fit, i need to make this apple unhealthy in time for halloween!
Stick a stick in it! Coat it in caramel!
>>422495
Stick a stick in it! Coat it in caramel! Roll it in bread crumbs! Deep fry the bastard!
soak it in clorox?
Shit in the apple bobbing bucket.
>>422493We can change it. We have the technology.
inject it with HIV positive blood as well as syphilis and rat posing, throw in a few razors for good measure
Pie?
on stick, add caramel, add either nuts, cookies and cream frosting or powdered sugar.
go to /ck/
>>422528Fool! That would be /g/ xD