Hey /fit/So this guy who's pretty much just a floating head on a plasma screen or something wants me to fight monsters and shitI figure I need to be in shape for that, the jackass won't give me a gunWhat kind of routine does /fit/ think someone like me needs?
Fighting monsters sounds like a pretty good routine itself
Dress up in spandex.Get 4 of your friends to do the same.Mount giant robot and kick monster ass.
>>36183The floating asshole won't let us on the giant robots until about half an hour into the fight.So until then I gotta actually do work.
>>36195Fuck. Well then I guess you should practice jumping up into the air and landing on your back as a pyrotechnic device goes off a few feet in front of you. That really gets the metabolism going.
hahahahaha
Being fit wasn't part of the resume. You just have to be a teenager with attitude.
>>36210That's what I thought, until the stunt doubles were fried by said pyrotechnics.
Shit, I wanna know this too. What kind of workout does /fit/ think a power ranger would need?
>>36216What do you think the pyrotechnics are there for? They motivate you to jump away from 'em!
whatever workout this guy does
>>36223Having gay sex is fairly good cardio, but I wouldn't recommend it.
>>36226Wrong color
>>36231They're all gay. Only one of them became a porn star, though.
>>36233>>36234not actually him.
>>36233That's a look-a-like.This is real though, sadly.
You're all idiots, heres an in depth comparison.http://www.queerclick.com/archive/2006/03/austin_st_john.html
looking back, i lol'd at how the yellow ranger was asian, the black ranger was black (and did stereotypical black stuff like breakdancing), and the white ranger had the best powers and a different, more elaborate costume.
they should've made the show all about these guys
>>36421Pink ranger had a skirt. I think in the Japanese version the guy wearing the suit was a man.
>>36423That's not Seth Green, is it? Never noticed if so, those guys should have had a show>>36421Seriously, what the hell.
>>36421White Ranger was from a different Japanese show, but everything else there's no excuse. haha