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Anonymous
/fit/, I wanted to share this story with you that happened to me a couple of nights ago. So to celebrate the end of summer, some friends who are going to universities out of town and I all head to a bar. My one buddy has been in kick boxing and shit since he was I think 11 or 12, so he's not one to mess around with. Anyway, this one drunk punk gets wind of this, and he is honestly, right, fucking, trashed. He's challenging my friend to fight him in the middle of the bar. My friend isn't aggressive unless he has to be so he bargains with the guy and says "Okay, listen, I'm going to let you pick one body part of mine I have to fight you with. I wont use anything else."
You know what body part that drunk dumb fuck said?!
ELBOW.
Long story short, broken nose.
What body part would /fit/ have picked? I would have said buttcheek.
>> Anonymous
fist
>> Anonymous
He was probably thinking he was being random and hilarious by saying elbow, what a bad idea.
>> Anonymous
>>304098

I'm just too quick for you. Or more homosexual, same thing.
>> Anonymous
>>304094
Hahaha he probably thought it would be hard. He should have just said he should fight with his chest or head, that would have been a little harder.
>> Anonymous
This story sounds too contrived. My bet is that the OP just watched Ong Bak and then wanted to sound cool, so he made up a story about elbow fighting because when he was little his mom used to tell him he was good at writing stories.
>> Anonymous
funny story, real or not.

anywho, if I had time to think, I might have requested his stomach. Nobody ever got hurt from someone else's stomach.

Buttcheek? Fuck no. Ever play hockey? Not exactly your cheek per se, but close enough. Hips are great for seriously powerful movements. BJJ, wrestling, judo. It's all in the hips.