Hey i sleep naked and my cat jump in my bed the other night. I im not gonna get any sickness for that right?
parasitesmillions of them
yes. you are now a furry.
yup. you now have mad cats disease. you will soon begin to have urges to claw at various pieces of furniture, to lick yourself clean and crave mice and small birds.also, i hope you don't have a dog. that could turn bloody.
no for real