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Anonymous
Today I did manly manual labor all fucking day long. A year ago I would've collapsed with back spasms after 15 minutes, crying like a little bitch.

I love the fact that I started strength training and stuck with it because I am now a fully functional manly man compared to the skinny excuse for a person I was before.

When did you first notice the real life benefits of lifting weights /fit/? Share your stories.
>> Anonymous
when i couldn't wipe my ass any more
>> Anonymous
I wasnt afraid to get in peoples faces. I stopped taking shit and especially senior year i wasnt afraid of anyone. I knew i had something backup what i thought was right.
>> Anonymous
>>248375
lol ex nerd turned tough guy
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
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>>248375
>>I wasnt afraid to get in peoples faces.
>> Anonymous
I joined the circus and got jacked from all the sledgehammering and web climbing. The first time I really said "wow, here's something I never could have done" was when I and three other people all held ourselves straight out on the support poles of moving ski lifts. Awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>248376

Yeah. You can tell he went from wearing his DRAGONFORCE shirt to an AFFLICTION shirt and still haven't gotten laid.
>> Anonymous
>>248383
didnt get laid. but i did get a girl to cheat on her boyfriend with me. and she was pretty good looking too. making out, a little bit of oral, etc...
>> Anonymous
>>248375

Oh and BTW, unless you've been in a lot of fights in your life AND (notice I didn't say OR) have a good amount of martial arts training, you're still useless in a fight and have nothing to back it up. Instead, you'll only make the other, better experienced guy look even better when he flattens you in front of you and your toolbox.
>> Anonymous
>>248391
>didnt get laid. but i did get a girl to cheat

that's not cheating.

it's a dick, use it.
>> Anonymous
pressing girls over my head
doing more pull ups than a guy who weighs 60 pounds less than me (240 vs 180)
helping some guy start his car by pushing it across a large parking lot
carrying stuff other people think is heavy without much effort
>> Anonymous
the other day i kicked this baby. i kicked one a long time ago when i was weaker and it didn't go as far. the down side is that i had to go farther to pick it back up, fuck it, and eat it.
>> Anonymous
>>248397
haha shut up. The average punk is just a punk. Size up your opponent, and if you aren't a dumbass, its a fair fight.
>> Anonymous
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>>248397
>> Gnaw !!RfyYdMYBD4c
>>248404
>404
>404 troll not found.

>Hilarity located.

>Mission success. Begin recruitment process.
>> Anonymous
>>248364
FUCK YEAH!

It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. - Socrates
>> Anonymous
>>248442

"Our food should be our medicine and our medicine should be our food."
~ Hippocrates

This is now a health and fitness quote thread.
>> Anonymous
"The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven.." - Arnold Schwarzeneggar, my governor.
>> Anonymous
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will."
- Mahatma Gandhi

WELL HOW MUCH COULD YOU BENCH MAHATMA!
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>248512

For someone so "intelligent", he believed in religion. :(
>> Anonymous
"When the body is strong and the mind is weak, the result is insubordination. Train your mind as well as your body."
- Unknown

Now that's a sentiment I can get behind. My goal in life is to become a renaissance man.