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Anonymous File :-(, x)
Hey Fatties,
My name is Kirk, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, retarded, chavs who spend every second of their day curling 30 lb dumbells. You are everything bad in my gym. Honestly, have any of you ever done any squats? I mean, I guess it's fun doing crunches because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jogging for cardio.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best squat. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the powerlifting team, and a strongman competitor. What sports do you play, other than "CURLZ FOR DA GURLZ"? I also have my own gym, and have a sweet squat rack (I just squatted in it; Shit was SO squat). You are all fatties who should just squat. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my log
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