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Anonymous
You guys wanna see something that will make you rage or your money back? Well good news lol

-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc
Good luck with that omg
>> Anonymous
Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
>> Anonymous
ok this did make me rage
>> Anonymous
It's the wheezing that makes me rage. Fat cunt!
>> Anonymous
no...............just no :(
>> Anonymous
yep, i raged
>> Anonymous
Well shit man thats one fat fuck
>> Anonymous
i like how he grunts when he gets to the last 5, like its the last set of a really hard workout or something
>> Anonymous
just listen to that fatty breathe. It's like he's just run a marathon or something.
>> Anonymous
Fat people make me laugh so hard. Both IRL and the internet. I don't know why, they disgust me, but whenever I see someone who can't do mundane tasks without laboring heavily or when you see a short fat person who is as wide as they are tall. I can't help but have a huge smile on my face and usually burst out in laughter. Oh those funny fat fucks.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ivBX_geec

Superior.
>> Anonymous
>>447068
I watched that right after, too! FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
>>447034
He's succeeded in more ways then you have in your whole life in under 5 minutes.

Think about it that way.
>> Anonymous
>>447081
He's probably a pretty cool guy, too.

I know tons of fat people who are funny, and cool, but of course, not good looking.
>> Anonymous
>>447081
>>447084
Disregard everything I just said, this is easily the fattest fucker I've seen in my life. I have some fat friends, but not near close to this.

Holy fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7lL7neL-K0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJOwEj0L7_o
>> Anonymous
That was just sad :( I feel sorry for him.
Suddenly i don't feel like eating anything today
>> Anonymous
>>447088
>>447088
>>447088
Didn't rage, but instead I laughed my fucking ass off.

-Newfag
>> Anonymous
>>447092
I kinda feel like eating pizza rolls.
>> Anonymous
Lets tell him to make more eating videos so that he'll die of clogged arteries.
>> Anonymous
>>447088
I know a few people this fat or fatter— I don't know if I should feel well-traveled, or just bad.
>> Anonymous
He is a great man.
>> Anonymous
reminds me what i used to be and why i changed
may god have mercy on his soul
>> Anonymous
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>>447034

MOUTH BREATHER

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
Just plain old sad.
>> Anonymous
>>447081
By having a bunch of smarter and more dedicated people mock him for being pathetic? RIGHT...
>> Anonymous
Raged 3 seconds in. Well played, Anon.
>> Anonymous
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FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

AND THEN AT THE END HE WASHED IT DOWN WITH SOME ALCOHOL. AS IF HE WAS TRYING TO LOOK COOL OR SOME SHIT

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> Anonymous
This makes me feel really sad.
>> Anonymous
I can actually hear him getting fatter...... no seriously he swallows really loud
>> Anonymous
>>447084
Eats 40 pizza rolls, and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> Anonymous
I love videos like these, it really motivates me to lose weight.
>> Anonymous
Struggling to breathe even when he's not shoving shit in his face.

Just what we need; another worthless fat fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>447702
Well it's pretty clear there wasn't exactly a shortage of them prior to this video. By 2020 it's been predicted that following current trends, 70%+ percent of the USA will be clinically obese.
>> Anonymous
>>447704
Nah, bro, we got it under wraps. Just redefine what "obese" means. Then there be like no obese people at all, only overweight.
>> Anonymous
>>447710
The sad thing is, it's really true :/
>> Anonymous
Real men wash down the rolls with a swift hit of smirnoff grape. Man was in the fucking zone fellas. Respect.
>> Anonymous
lol he gets winded by moving his arm from his plate to his mouth
>> toilet_scum
Look at that fucking flesh- blimp pack his food down like a starving beggar... Mother of god...
>> Anonymous
>>447704

By 2020 we will be facing international food shortages.... The obese will be the first to go... Another 10 years down the line and all of us noble fitizens will be drafted into resource wars of epic magnitude.

Get ready people.
>> Anonymous
>>447068
RAAGE!!!1
>> Anonymous
>>447766
actually the obese would be better off with their huge fat stores.... but if it came down to fighting for food that's another story
>> Anonymous
While drinking my green tea and water and eating my OATZ, I said to myself...

"Feels good man."

I lawled.
>> Anonymous
I liked his drink of choice at the end, gross.
>> Anonymous
I LOL"D AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH..........RAAAAAAAAAGE
>> Anonymous
>>447766
On the plus side, they'll have to send fatties too. We'll be practically invincible, being surrounded by noisy, ineffective, bulbous meat shields. No one will even be able to see us to hit us.
>> Anonymous
>>447704
I'm clinicly obese. Its all muscle though.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>448804

Sure it is. Even if it isn't, enjoy dying early.
>> Anonymous
Damn, that was rough.
DAYYYUMMM
>> Anonymous
I hereby decree that if I ever eat a pizza roll I will jump off a very high bridge.
>> Anonymous
>>448855
Everything is fine in moderation....
Have to eat stuff like that if you are doing massive long distance and duration workouts. No, it isn't the same as a perfectly formulated mass gainer and calorie dense food bar, but it also won't cost 5 dollars for a snack's worth of food.
>> Anonymous
I expected 40 rolled up pizzas =(
That'd impress me.
>> Anonymous
>>448870Have to eat stuff like that if you are doing massive long distance

How do you use a microwave while you run?
>> Anonymous
/fit/ has invaded his channel
>> Anonymous
>>448804

Do they go by BMI or some stupid shit like that?!

Shouldn't they go with BF%?!
>> Anonymous
i raged a bit..
but pizza rolls sound delicious now... fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>449105
You don't you dumbass, but you can when you get back from a 120 mile ride.
>> Anonymous
Kobayashi would eat that in ten fucking seconds.
>> Eidolon !!rH0zm3Bsi+w
how do you let yourself get this big.
greasy hair and everything.
its just sad
>> Anonymous
Cookie would eat that and this little shit in 10 seconds.
>> Anonymous
not rage, but damn it hurts listening to him try to breathe under his own weight.
>> Anonymous
>>449317
Joey Chestnut would eat it in 5.
>> Anonymous
Someone put that thing to sleep
>> Anonymous
he appears to be underage but drinks a Smirnoff beverage at the end.
>> Anonymous
HOLY FUCK THAT"S ONE FAT MOTHERFUCKER I FUCKING RAGED SO HARD DID U EVEN SEE HIS FACE I DONT THINK IT COULD FIT IN THE FUCKING CAMERA OH MY FUCKING GOD IF I EVER SAW SOMETHING AS FAT AS HIM I WOULD IMMEDIATELY OBLITERATE IT ON SIGHT DID YOU SEE HIS FUCKING HAIR I BET HE CANT EVEN FIT INTO A FUCKING SHOWER WHAT THE FUCK IM TUNNEL VISIONING RIGHT NOW
>> Anonymous
>>449613
smirnoff soda is hardly an alcoholic beverage
it doesn't prove he's of age, all it proves is that he's a girl with no taste
>> Anonymous
>>449613
Yeah because underage drinking is so unheard of
>> Anonymous
Honestly, those pizza rolls are so processed they are practically pre-chewed. Why this fat fucker took as long as he did confuses me.

thedailyplate says that there are 230cal/11gfat/24gcarb/8gprotein per 18 rolls, so I guess it's not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. During my fat days I would get a honey bun from the vending machine at work that was 680 cal with 99gcarbs and tasted like shit.

That Smirnoff at the end was probably water. Did you see how it didn't hiss when opened, didn't bubble when tipped to drink, and basically moved like non-carbonated something?
/
A fat fuck and a liar. Like you, that breathing/wheezing while eating made me rage more than anything. David Spade used that line in 'Tommy Boy', told Chris Farley that he could hear him get fatter as he ate - this guy's noises is what I imagine that to be like.
>> Anonymous
i made it to 3.48 then
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> Anonymous
>>449624

In the christian neo-fascistic US of A - it is.
>> Anonymous
I'm gonna be honest. I lol'd at the fat fuck. I honestly did.
>> Anonymous
AGFHGHFFF

the noiSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*shivers*
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
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I like his face here.
>> Anonymous
>>449675

looks like he's going to projectile vomit
>> Anonymous
I can't watch
>> Anonymous
>>449675

THIS IS MY /fit/ FACE
>> Anonymous
I'm glad to say I don't have any overweight friends. Fucking disgusting creatures.
>> Anonymous
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BOOMER!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>449716
Overweight? I'm overweight. 20 pounds is overweight. Someone bulking up is overweight. This is a motherfucking beached whale.

Also, these kind of videos seem to motivate me a lot better than gay pictures of someones toned abs.
>> Anonymous
Is it just me, or does anyone else find the sounds he makes while eating very hypnotic?

Well, hypnotic AND disgusting.
>> Anonymous
Hey guys! We should mock this kid until he loses weight. That always works!
>> Anonymous
He appears to be getting quite a workout from all the moving of one arm, chewing and subsequent swallowing.
>> Anonymous
>>449814
lolololololol
>> Anonymous
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