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So I know most of you guys have never been with a woman nor eaten her out. But I'm going to ask you anyways. Whats the "normal" smell and taste of a vagoo? I know that the smell of an asian fish market means get the fuck away from that thing, but whats normal?

I ask because I'm currently seeing a girl and I've gone down on her a couple times. She doesn't taste bad, but I find she tastes like she has a subtle metallic "aftertaste" No smell though. Just wondering if thats normal (first serious gf) or if I should be concerned or some shit.

Pic somewhat related.
>> Anonymous
Several girls I've gone down on tasted kinda sweet... there was one girl who smelled like I was fingering spicy beef. The rest just tasted like skin.
>> Anonymous
the metallic aftertaste is 100% normal for a healthy vagina
>> Anonymous
>>397425subtle metallic aftertaste
she's a terminator, son
>> Anonymous
salty coins
>> Anonymous
Metallic taste is a funny way to describe it, but ya that sounds normal. Actually, during sexual arousal, a woman can secrete (men do too) an alkaline fluid from the bartholin's glands. The purpose of this fluid is to neutralize the acidic environment of the inside of the vag for the sperm to better survive in.

That or she uses a metal dildo and you're tasting dildo residue.
>> Anonymous
>>397439
>>397433
Tastes like metal sometime, sometimes tasted like nothing, though, I've only ever gone down on one girl. Rest easy, OP. Your girlfriend is healthy, you have my blessing.
>> Anonymous
Hey guys heres a good tip. Put some oatz and peanut butter in her vagina and eat away. Om nom nom.
>> Anonymous
>>397443
>>397440
>>397433
Phew. I thought she was a robot or something.
>> Anonymous
OP how old are you? Just curious. Not judging.
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>>397452
Just because it's normal for a girl to sometimes taste metallic, doesn't mean that your girlfriend isn't a robot.
>> Anonymous
>>397447

And ruin the natural taste? No way. I love eating my gf's pussy. I love her taste.
>> Anonymous
>>397443

Oh god i can imagine doing something similar to this like putting nutella to make it a bit more kinky and before he realizes it he just took a huge chuck out of his gfs pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>397476
Wait, more than OATZ?
>> Anonymous
maybe shes having her period... blood has a metallic aftertaste
>> Anonymous
As long as she showers regularly it should have little-to-no smell. Likewise, it should have a tolerable taste (at the very least).
>> Anonymous
this is like asking what a normal body odor smells like
>> Anonymous
>>397457
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>>397532
Well. It has generally the same smell, no?
>> Anonymous
BLOOD = METALLIC AFTER TASTE

enjoy the red wings on your motor cycle jacket, vampire
>> Anonymous
I've been with 4 girls, they've all tasted kind of bitter. I hate it.
>> Anonymous
>>397467
Now I'm scared ;_;
>> Anonymous
Like skin and mucous.
>> Anonymous
yeah i usually dont say anything if it tastes bad i just keep going till i cant taste it anymore. hahaha
>> Anonymous
salty milk and coins
>> Anonymous
>>397717
not just any coins. pennies. salty milk and pennies.
>> Anonymous
Tastes like cotton candy.

If you're paranoid about taste, get your gf to eat sweet things a bit before sex, diet affects taste.
>> Anonymous
Someone once showed me an oil drop used for oral sex. It was purple, I suppose that meant that it was grape-flavored, and you're supposed to rub it or squeeze it on the lady's vagoo and dive right in.
>> Anonymous
>>397709

Yeah, this is what I do. Doing it under the covers helps with the smegma...
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>>397771
UGH cunt smegma. Fucking gross. Make her wash that shit.

Pic related, it's smegma.
>> Anonymous
What kind of birth control is she using, maybe you are tasting the chemicals released by the IUD. I have never tasted metallic pussy....

Also, pussy tastes COMPLETELY different from woman to woman, it has to do with her diet, genes, time of the month, and water intake.
>> Anonymous
>>397824

OH protip... always do it in the light the first time, watch for herpes and shit. Or use a barrier.
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>> Anonymous
Yeah, dude. Metal. No matter the time or whatever, pennies and mucus.
>> Anonymous
http://www.ihatetara.com?id=1n598c43n620p2cp2x5rhffshimvd4
>> Anonymous
>>398028

lower pictures don't seem to work
>> BUBAN
YO WHAT WE NEED IS SUM CONDOMS FOR OUR TONGUES YO! GOTTA PROTECT YO PALLETTES SON! HOW ELSE YOU GON TASTE DEM OATZ N SQUATZ NIGGA?! CONDOMIZE! AIGHT?
>> Anonymous
It tastes disgusting and smelly down there (and sweaty too if they have pubic hair)
>> Anonymous
Why do you enjoy this? For me it's always seemed like something there's no enjoyment it.
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If she is a good woman and has been circumsized, then there is no reason to go down there.

She would not feel anything anyway, and it would make you unclean, not to mention it would certainly leave a mess in your beard!
>> Anonymous
>>397815
Why is it so hairy?
>> Anonymous
>Hey guys heres a good tip. Put some oatz and peanut butter in her vagina and eat away. Om nom nom.

Real Pro Tip:
Blindfold her. Put some oatz and peanut butter in her vagina and then call the dog. Get her sister to make you a sandwich. Return and enjoy your lavish praise.
>> Anonymous
OP:

Have her shower real good, and then go down on her right when she gets out.

It's so fucking awesome and clean and sweet, and it'll horrify you that anything different is because it's NOT clean.

LOL