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Anonymous
I'm a fair skinned mother fucker, mother fucker, but I'm trying to get a tan. My plan as of now is to wear spf 15 sunscreen, lay on each side 15 minutes in the sun every other day until I'm at where I'd like to be. Good, bad, or what?

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>> Anonymous
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I feels ya
>> Anonymous
Much easier way, rent an arc/mma (same thing but has a few different names) welder, 40 or so rods and some scrap metal. Take off all your clothes and stand back ( to avoid weld splatter) the weld arc will give you a nice healthy tan:) oh yeah do it in a white room with smooth walls so uv rays get reflected to tan your back too.