I attempted to open my Chakras a few years ago but I couldn't. I'm going to reattempt it soon. Any suggestions or stories of people who have?
Yes. Stop doing pointless things to follow some bullshit mysticism.
THe only thing you're going to open is a can on getting your shit handed to you when you talk about this in public.
kundalini. go ask the real se/x/y bastards who know way too much about this shit than they should :/
Someone wouldn't happen to be trying to defeat our God, The Fire Lord.
how do i opened chakras?does it give me powers?
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ZOMFG YOUS GUYZ!!! I TRIED TO OPEN MUH CHAKRAS ONCE N I ALMOST BECOME TEH NINE TAILED FOX DEMON!!11 IM SO TOTALLY NOT KIDDING AROUND HERE, SHIT WAS DANGEROUS!!! --IM-- FUCKING DANGEROUS, DUDEZ!!11 WUT DO I DO?!?
I hate to admit it, but>>243403is actually right in a way. You've obviously never seen the Naruto series before. You open your chakras with the appropriate hand seals and such. You build your chakra POOL from physical training........DUH.
anyone have serious remarks?btw, i haven't watched naurto or whatever else you're talking about.
>>243405Thanks for some of this.
>>243412Jack off 100 times a day for one week to reach enlightenment.
>>243395IT MAEKS YOU A SUJPER SAYAIJINU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>243412SQUATZ
>>243412Sure bud. Go buy some $700 newage gizmo that says it'll open them FOR you. Along with curing cancer of course. Your types are so fucking stupid its hilarious. Almost as bad as niggers, and thats actually saying something.
>>243423plz link for me the 700 dollar thingy.
This thread is now saved for future hilarity.
>>243412ASK /x/ OR CONTINUE TROLLING MEATHEADS
it can't be all bullshit, otherwise what's the point of doing it
I know enough about it: Do not try it without a teacher.Enjoy your cancer - literally.
What is the benefit of opening a Chakra?
>>243568Not having to directly tell your parents that you're gay.
>>243416It's no good, I spent too much time training to last longer than... Wait, I do orgasm 4.5 times in an hour. Unfortunately I can't keep that up for longer than 3 hours and I'd definitely need to sleep after exceeding that.
>>243412seriousness of remarks is proportional to seriousness of op question
>>243569LOL worthy statement of the day.
It takes pratice. I recommend learning proper technique. I opened two of my chakra gates right now, it feels good.
I've opened three of my Chakra gates. Feels good man.
oh yeah, well I opened four and now I get $1000 checks in the mail every day.