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Trying to become morbidly obese. HALP! Anonymous
I just want to see what it's like, then I'll quit. I'm having problems though with my food selection though.

Please, I need advice on how to get large and in charge!
>> Anonymous
did you try eatig a lot of sage ?
it works
>> Anonymous
use steroids and don't work out. pic related.
>> Anonymous
>>269829

Please, don't disrespect my dreams.
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_Spurlock#Super_Size_Me

3 McDonald's meals a day for a month caused him to gain 25 pounds. Oh God, what have I done.
>> Anonymous
>>269843

I've already tried that plan and it's not working fast enough!

I'm desperate to get fat. I don't care what I have to do but I want to be fat FAST!
>> Anonymous
They call it "morbidly" obese for a reason. Have fun most likely dieing.
>> Anonymous
>>269850
Make it 5 times a day and make sure you sleep after every meal. Also add two large pizzas and a case of Pepsi. Add anything with HFCS and the more saturated fat the better.
>> Anonymous
Eat a fuck ton of fast food. 7-8 times a day.
>> Anonymous
>>269875

What about exercise?

I find it really fun to do weightlifting every 2 days, and my 30 minute cardio workouts are also enjoyable.

Will this hurt me in the long run?
>> Anonymous
>>269828
What it's like is feeling disgusting, consuming far more resources than you should need to, taking up a lot of space and not being able to move anywhere without getting out of breath. Also being at extremely high risk for heart attack and any number of organs failing.

>>269875
Also, whenever you're full, keep eating. Don't stop even if your body wants to. Move as little as possible, and get very little sleep at night. Eat large, LARGE amounts of fatty food late at night when your metabolism is low so it can turn right into fat. Drink lots of beer and liquor, for those empty calories you can slap on. Plus, you get a beer belly!
Good luck, and make sure you write your will and say goodbye to your friends and family.
>> Anonymous
>>269828
OP, you are going to be extrememly unhappy with your results. I have no idea why you would want to do this; your body is going to basically shut down, you are not going to be attractive, you are going to have bags under your eyes, your heart and liver are going to have to work harder, you are going to be out of breath, and it just isn't worth it. Also, if you lose that weight that you put on, your body is going to have sagging skin. Don't do it OP. Honestly. It is NOT good to be obese. I should know; I was there. And now I have sagging skin that can only be corrected with surgery, but I'm a college student and probably won't be able to afford it until I get my occupation in check. Honestly, that is a stupid thing to do. Don't do it.
>> Anonymous
>>269888

>make sure you write your will and say goodbye to your friends and family.

Why would I say goodbye? Would they leave me out of envy?
>> Anonymous
>>269828
0/10
>> Anonymous
>>269904

You don't like my target pic? D: