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You a bad enough dude to enlist? Anonymous
http://www.army.com/enlist/push-ups.html
http://www.army.com/enlist/2-mile-run.html
http://www.army.com/enlist/height-weight-requirements.html
>> Anonymous
are you a bad enough dude to waste years of your life and likely permanently injure yourself?
>> Anonymous
i could never enlist in the military, call me a pussy but I don't think I could kill a person before they killed me. it's not a reaction like a lot of people say they have, I would actually have to think about it and by then i'm dead so, I can't get any job where your life depends on instinctual killing
>> Anonymous
>>397171
you are, what is known in the scientific world, a faggotpusssybitch.
>> Anonymous
not everyone can be a badass at everything

i doubt many military personell would venture 21,000ft in -20F temperature for thrill, but i wouldn't necessary call them a pussy
>> Anonymous
>>397171

Thats actually a completely normal feeling for all humans. Some people get over it and take lives out of necessity or anger, but historically, fresh soldiers rarely shoot to kill. Conscript armies got the job done for the better part of the last century, and they still do. Guys like me and you, torn from their homes and families.

Anyway, these physical requirements are ridicilous, in my country you wont be allowed in the mandatory service if you cant run tree kilometers in 15 minutes, 16 if your a girl. Oh well, if its anything like the army i was in you get whipped into shape all the same.
>> Anonymous
>>397200
>Thats actually a completely normal feeling for all women and faggots
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>> Anonymous
Real men don't fight wars they don't support.
>> Anonymous
>>397171

Humans are social creatures. Why do you think combat is so traumatizing to most folks? They weren't programmed to attack or kill one of their own.

Alas, the curse of sapience overrides our instinct.
>> Anonymous
>>397209
Idiot misunderstands the meaning of social, ever heard of a fucking chimp? Ever heard of tribal cannibalism?
>> Anonymous
lulz... i could easily meet those requirements. I thought soliders were supposed to be badass. Do you have to take the test in full combat gear or something?
>> Anonymous
>>397249
this is just so you can enlist
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
Officers have been suspended at ITC Catterick for beating and pissing on recruits. Ah the joys of breaking a man down to build a soldier :D
>> Anonymous
>>397205
>>397178
Probably are 400 pound neckbeards who play FPS's all day long but would probably cry like a little a bitch if an armed nigger broke into their house and stole their xboxes.
>> Anonymous
>>397249
Maintaining a military force of any size is about getting everyone to a basic, average standard, not record breaking.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>397280

It's a good source of protein. Hell you can even get fancy with it, a cannibal in germany pan-fried a dick in red wine and shallots while the willing victim lay in the bath with his wrists slashed slowly bleeding to death.
>> Anonymous
>>397228

Tribal cannibalism was performed for religious reasons, mostly to honor the one you were eating parts of. lrn2history. And stop talking out of your asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>397296
Did you miss the "Chimp" part of that you retard? You might have been on too many steroids to actually notice anything when they went over natural selection and its buddies in class but you must know what the term competition in nature means amrite?
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
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>> Anonymous
Enlisted today motherfuckers.....granted I'm going USAF, but that's because I'd like to have a career when I get out.
>> Anonymous
>>397249
how many pushups you can do, how fast you can run 2 miles in and how "fit" you are, isn't going to matter when some chubby guy with a fucking neckbeard pulls a fucking trigger and you are dead
>> Anonymous
>>397304

What the hell is a chimp? you mean like a chimpanzee, for wich it is the common abbreviation? If so, you are making so sense at all.
>> Anonymous
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>>397191
You doubt in vain, good sir.
>> Anonymous
how do i chimp