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What are the main benefits of parkour?
>> Anonymous
Looking like a douchebag for 5 years until you can do something cool.
>> Anonymous
Broken ankles and wrists so fags like you cant walk to the computer and type.
>> Anonymous
Youtube videos
>> Anonymous
Knowing that you are much more hardcore then most fags you know, the communion between you and nature, gravity are unbeknownst to most.
>> Anonymous
Nature. LOL. Fucking bi kids.
>> Anonymous
>>481012
Something about swinging both ways? You've got my attention...
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it allows you to run from the po po after yo "ghetto mobile" breaks down from too many spinny rims
>> Anonymous
My friend did parkour for two months until he tried to jump from one building to another, but instead he faceplanted into the wall, fell on a dumpster and then face down into some broken glass fragments. He ended up with tons of cuts on his face and now he can't move his left arm backwards lol
>> Anonymous
Looking cool for a bit.

But really there's more cons than pros.

In the long run...
Wrist, ankles, knees and pretty much every joint releted to most of the vaults is going to get really fucked up if you dont do them in the right way.

Also, the usual falls and shit.

I have a friend that can got his knees really messed up for doing the vaults wrong, know he has to got once a month to the therapist.

You want to do really cool shit, get stronger and having a stupidly good body become a gymnast then.
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>> Anonymous
Sharpened reflexes, agility, feeling like a superhero.
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>>481058
fuck feeling like a superhero, how bout looking like one?
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>>481058
>>481062

Fuck that.

How about feeling like a super hero, looking like a super hero and being able to do more shit super hero-ish
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>481072
what's with all the gymnast flooding /fit/?
>> Anonymous
>>480987
It takes 5 years?
>> Anonymous
Crazy reflexes are the main benefit, which you will develop by not wanting to smash your face.
>> Anonymous
Being a total fag
>> Anonymous
>>481159
Is Spider-Man a fag?
>> Anonymous
>>481106
its all the /v/ fags thinking they are in shape because of a shitty Xbox game
>> Anonymous
>>481165
Spider-Man is a fag because Batman would beat his ass
>> Anonymous
>>481058
I have sharped reflexs without doing fagour.
>> Anonymous
>>481249
But Goku would kick both there asses at the same time, inlcuding superman
>> Anonymous
>>481261
With enough prep time Batman would slaughter Goku. Batman beat Superman's ass constantly. And all Goku is, is a weeaboo ripoff of Superman
>> Anonymous
IRL, Batman would die quickly against anybody with real powers.
>> Anonymous
>>481272
fag, Batman is 5/0 against Superman
and he has beaten the entire Justice League
>> Anonymous
/co/ is that way ---->
>> Anonymous
>>480983
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>> Anonymous
>>481274
lol fag
>> Anonymous
>>481274

In comics, not IRL.
>> Anonymous
>>481301
And Batman is IRL?
>> Anonymous
>>IRL, Batman would die quickly against anybody with real powers.
>> Proteinfag
Ugh, I'm sick of all the parkour threads!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
IRL, Bruce Wayne would be fucking sluts on reality shows and Superman would rule the Earth with an iron fist.
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FUCKING RAGE

WHAT IS WITH ALL THE PARKOUR THREADS????
>> Anonymous
>>481314
Superheroes in IRL...
Superheroes
>> Anonymous
>>481331
It's one fags way of trolling. He thinks he's being clever. But really it's just lame.
>> Anonymous
I can't believe nobody has this yet...
Become an hero!
>> Anonymous
>>481362

A hero*
>> Anonymous
>>481363
11/10, you won THE GAME. Now go out to mommy in the kitchen and ask for a cookie and a fingering of your butt.
>> Anonymous
It's one of those things that I'd like to be good at, just in case, but I'd never be caught dead practicing.
>> Anonymous
>>481363
Oh, I chuck'ld
>> Anonymous
>>481331
Mirror edge...
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>>480983

I'm doing Parkour myself and there are three points you really should take into account:

1. Get trained WELL. Train your whole body, train your legs, train your back, your abs, your arms. This way you can minimize the risk of being hurt.

2. Everything you do parkour wise - do it right. You will have shitloads of pain if you can't do vaults and jumps the correctly.

3. DON'T ever think you can do things like in Assassins Creed or Mirrors Edge just because you saw it in a game. It's mere bullshit. Doing stunts like that will take you years of hard training.

If you don't believe me, enjoy sitting in a wheelchair the rest of you life.
>> Anonymous
>>481335

thx anon, thought the same way
>> Anonymous
>>481493
holy shit, an actual answer!
>> Anonymous
Just tell me, honestly, what the fuck is the point of this passtime?

If you lift you can get stronger and get bigger.
If you sprint you improve your cardio and such.

What do you get out of Parkour... Cardio must be part of it?
>> Anonymous
having functional strength and speed if you do it right. being permabanned from using your body below the neck if you do it stupidly.