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Weeaboo's Anonymous
My friend is a weeaboo. How can i save him?
Typical symptons:
-Only dates asian females.
-Watches anime.
-Wants to visit asia someday.
-Uses japanese anime expressions in real life.

It gets fucking annoying. Posted it on the health board because it sounds like a mental health inpairment.
>> Anonymous
Get him a kawaii pinku (pink) bento
>> Anonymous
Omg, good job on making me laugh my ass off.
>> Anonymous
Get better friends man.
>> Anonymous
kill him in his sleep?
>> Anonymous
Beat the living shit out of him until he screams "i'm not japanese".
>> JESUS
Take the fucker to church.
>> Anonymous
OP: None of these symptoms are TOO terrible, except the anime expression thing, unless he talks about them all the time.

Ask yourself this: does he know all the words to the theme song of his favorite anime, even though he doesn't know any Japanese?
>> Anonymous
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you just have to wait it out.
make him feel it's normal and eventually the thrill will wear off.

being a weeaboo is kinda like jerking off in public.
>> Anonymous
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I have a similar friend.

He thinks he will get laid in japan just because he's white.
There are no japanese women in the area so he uses Chinese ones as a substitute.

Fucking imitates dragon ball z characters all the time. Always has japanese nicknames on yahoo chat/aol.
The list goes on and on.
>> Anonymous
If your friend can get hot asian women more power to him I say.
>> Anonymous
Femanon here, I used to be weeaboo. I was epic huge in highschool, had no confidence and became a total anime-geek/nerd.

Take him to the fucking gym and try to introduce him to new hobbies. Once he slows down on the "anime" talk and looks somewhat presentable, maybe take him to a party to meet some girls. Have him ditch the DBZ shirts and anime accessories and by him some polos and khakis. Asian babes are usually freaked out by asiaphiles if they aren't 100% desperate wild hambeasts themselves. Sometimes its a phase (mine lasted a couple years) and sometimes it can last for a very long time and can totally cripple your social-life.
>> Loser
I'm anti-weaboo.
>> Anonymous
>>185309
>Take him to the fucking gym and try to introduce him to new hobbies. Have him ditch the DBZ shirts and anime accessories and by him some polos and khakis.
Unless OP is a girl this would be damn creepy.
>> Anonymous
>>185309
This sounds about right only avoid the polos and khakis unless you like your friend being a professional douchebag.

If you don't listen to me and do get him those clothes, the instant he pops the color you must kill him and dismember the body so he cannot infect anybody else.
>> Anonymous
Explain to him that anime is horrible.
Tell him that most asian chicks are ugly as shit and have bad teeth and no breast.
>> Anonymous
>>185309

No polos, unless you want to be seen as a complete douchebag.