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Anonymous
Sup health people question for yah. On the weekend I typically drink very heavily going through on average a 1.75L bottle in three days and typically do not eat all that much. Yah yah I know how bad this is for me. On Mondays I find that my stool is literally green. It is back to normal by Tuesday.

Why is this? I know this is typically not what you guys would discuss but this is the health board after all maybe one of you fags will know.
>> Anonymous
The alcohol basically kills most of your ability to properly digest food and absorb nutrients. At the start of your intestines, bile is added for digestive purposes. Turns out, bile is green. If your intestines are too fucked up to do anything, your shit is gonna stay bile green.
>> Anonymous
>>227695
interesting thanks

Now I know and knowing is half the battle!
>> Anonymous
I used to get type 6 shits every time I drank beer, now that I've severely cut back on my drinking it hasn't happened even after total retard binges.

Yay for types 2 & 3!
>> Anonymous
Green and/or blue stuff makes you shit green. I drank a loooootta blue koolaid once, and I had bricks that were just about neon frickin green... and just to over share.

...and just to overshare with everyone, I've done dat whole frickin scale, but I'm happiest at 2 & 3 :)

Oh, and an important question. My bricks used to float as a kid, but now they sink like fuckin..... bricks (real ones)! So, /fit/, do your bricks sink or float?

Also, to...
>>226525
Eat more hard fiber to toughen up dem bricks. Stuff like oatmeal, granola bars, and Sun Chips and you should be fine, dood. Won't work on the next sitting, but give it a few sittings & you'll see.
>> Anonymous
If you eat a lot of Oreos, your poop turns black.

If you eat a lot of yogurt covered pretzels, your poop turns white.

I know from delicious experience.