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durkadurka !g9p3Ms4sPQ
Alright /fit/guys/tards/whatever you call yourselves, I'm trying get my girlfriend to lose some weight.
NOT going to flat out tell her, because that never ends well.

Reason being she gets teased alot by generic orange skin platinum blonde chicks for having some weight on her. She does have some chub on her, but I told her I don't give a fuck about what they say. It still gets to her, though, which in turn makes her eat more than usual.

I'm thinking more of changing the food around my house into stuff bit more healthier (probably for my own health, as well.) Like apples and other fruit.
And sex. Apparently, that helps. Wish I had that thing that shows how much you lose per round.

Anyways, suggestions?
>> Anonymous
Exercise with her. Go jogging around the neighborhood or just walk the dog. Even walking for half an hour every day is something.
>> Anonymous
>>41228
Good advice.
Tell her you're going for a run, bike whatever and ask her if she wants to come along.
If she refuses, next time you go plead her "cause it's boring without anybody to talk to" or something along those lines.

Oh yeah, and the pic? wtf?
>> durkadurka !g9p3Ms4sPQ
>>41238
>>Oh yeah, and the pic? wtf?
It's unrelated?
>> Anonymous
damn your gf throwing up pretty bad you better take good care of that elephant.
>> Anonymous
How about she starts going to the gym or she simply gets an indoor bicycle?

Placing fruit in her usual diet won't make her lose a gram, nor will sex for that matter.

Low carbs + exercise = the only way.
>> Anonymous
>>41282
i believe the op's idea was to REPLACE part of the elephant's usual diet with furit. last time i checked, fruit had less refined sugar than a pack of oreos. also, sex = raised heart rate and movement, often causing perspiration. kinda fucking sounds like exercise, now doesn't it. (assuming that the op can keep it up for 30-45 minutes)...
>> Anonymous
>>41287
Sure replacing candy with fruit will make her lose a kg or 2 in the long run and if the whole sex part worked it would all be nice, but seeing as OP's girlfriend is obese, not having 2kgs too many on the scale, no "fruit and sex" bullshit will make her lose weight.

Exercise and a complete rewrite of her diet will do the trick, though, so leave "fruit and sex" for people who will never lose weight.
>> durkadurka !g9p3Ms4sPQ
>>41303
>>but seeing as OP's girlfriend is obese
Actually, no. She's got some weight on her, but she's far far from that.
>> Anonymous
i too had this problem, but luckily for me, she ran into someone from her highschool who said something like "o wow youve put on some weight, youre face is kinda poofy" now shes trying to diet and exercise, pilates and what not.