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Anonymous
Hey fit folks, please help me. Not a troll, I promise.

Around 2am my time, I woke up to feeling my stomach go incredibly sour. I had about 2-3 minutes to make it to the toilet before all hell broke loose. I'm violently vomitting, explosive diarrea (sp?), I can't even keep water down, my head feels wobbly, I feel very cold and clammy from head to toe (almost shivvering), If I try to brush my teeth, drink water, ANYTHING, the nausea returns.

What can I do to make it stop? Or better yet, what the fuck is going on?!

Pic somewhat related; what this chick does in the last screen is pretty much what I just got done doing.
>> Miss/fit/ !CX5ZjxjyRA
Whatever you do, don't go to the hospital. For the love of god, stay on the internet as long as possible.We'll save you.
>> Anonymous
Hi guise,
Doctor Dickbutts here, OP should drink water even if the nausea returns, and listen to this man>>142210
>> Miss/fit/ !CX5ZjxjyRA
>>142214

LRN 2 READ MY TRIPCODE
>> Anonymous
food poisoning. i've had it several times. one time put me in the hospital for 4 days. wait for the fun of the dehydration-induced seizures to start up. it's a blast. but make sure you're not alone, or if you are get a phone close by so you can call an ambulance in between seizures.
>> Anonymous
>>142221
oh, and it's great to lose weight. i lost 15 lbs in 2 days.
>> Anonymous
Drink fluids anyway. But sip it. Don't gulp. I went through a nasty bout of food poisoning two years ago, Pedialyte can save your life...
>> Anonymous
Do you see a light ? Any familiar voices calling ?
>> Anonymous
You poor man.
After I ate KFC one time that happened to me.
Lasted 24 hours.
I got no sleep.
Vomited even when I had nothing in my stomach.
Shit in the toilet while I threw up in the tub.
:/

I live in fear of KFC now.

Just let it pass.