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Anonymous
Parkour anyone?
>> Anonymous
I wish.

But it's awesome to watch.
>> Anonymous
>>2898

What they said.

How about capoeira?
>> Anonymous
FUCK OFF! French fucking running on fucking walls and jumping over bollards. Fucking gay twats, its the shittest thing ever
>> Anonymous
gay

>>2908
even more gay than parkour
>> Anonymous
>>2913
>>2923
gtfo
>> Anonymous
parkour == so good
>> Anonymous
Enjoy your paralysis or death from fucking up.
>> Anonymous
>>2930
you gtfo, to /sp/
>> Anonymous
>>2923
nah, capoeira's the shit. stupid white people assume darkie's just dancing when he's really training to slaughter your ass.
>> Anonymous
>>2946
ITT sports have nothing to do with fitness
>> Anonymous
>>2951

PROTIP: You can't kill anything with capoeira, faggot, take up a real martial art like Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
>> Anonymous
parkour is SO supah lame.
...It's guys/chicks running around like tools.
GET A REAL SPORT!
>> Anonymous
>>2960

yeah... and martial arts is SO supah lame.
...its' guys/chicks doing the same moves over and over again like tools
amirite...
>> Anonymous
>>2979
Exactly, I never said Martial Arts was a real sport either.
They are both equally lame.
GO PLAY FOOTBALL!!!
>> Anonymous
Of course. It's awesome, my muscles still ache from this Saturdays session.

Also:
ITT: People who assume they know what Parkour is.
>> Anonymous
>>3017
>>ITT: People who assume they know what Parkour is.
yeah i.e. you

but on the other hand there are also people who know what parkour really is: gay
>> Anonymous
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>>2959
BJJ = Brokeback Ju Jutsu
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
>>2935
You can get paralysis or death from driving a car and fucknig up once, parkour's no different. You start out slow, you learn how to roll first and then you learn vaults and precisions. You never do anything that wouldn't be safe with the skill set that you have. The dudes you see jumping from building to building and jumping down 2 stories have trained for years before they get to that point.

If you want to get into parkour, generally, people come from 1 of 3 backrounds. They're either gymnasts, these are the best because they just have to learn how to navigate an evironment they have all the skills and strength. Or you come from a sports backround, there's several guys who played football and just thought to dick around on some railing, these guys have the stregth but lack all the finess, they normally resort to scaling something head on instead of using their enviroment to the fullest. Then theirs the lazy fuckers who saw videos of it and actually gained up the courage to go to a jam, they have no strength, no stamina, and can maybe do 20 pushups and run 200m without getting winded. This, as you can tell, is the hardest place to start.

There's proably a forum online for your area, normally by state and start there. Go to a jam, see if you like it.
>> Anonymous
>>3034

Fatties jelous that he needs stairs to get on top of a stage
>> Anonymous
And for the most parts you aren't exactly jumping between buildings anyway, even if you've trained for years.
>> Anonymous
What if you were being chased by some big ass fucking german shepard? You could vault over a fence.
>> Anonymous
>>2960
Lets see you do it, faggot.