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Captain Fork
HOLY FUCK, I'M SUNBURNT. JESUS, HOW DOES THIS TANNING SHIT WORK?
>> Anonymous
youredoinitrite

sad but true
>> Anonymous
>>229084
go outside
>> Anonymous
Aloe should be your best friend right now.

Drink lots of water, get some sleep, however hard it is, you'll feel better when you wake up.

Oh and don't go outside for the next day or stay in direct sunlight. :eng101:
>> Anonymous
There is Something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusionary appearance of good health, while germ-laden human and animal waste washes up on the sand all around them.
>> Anonymous
wear more sunblock when you go to the beach and tan, your better off making smaller steps with less pain than making extremly large painful leaps. Sunblock while making you tan slower will make you have a lesser chance of getting cancer, which is good. so put on some block, go outside, frolic, come home, shower, put on coco butter and you'll be good in a weak or two (depening on how pale you are)
>> Anonymous
>>229353
no "BLOCK", that is a terrible hint. Use "SCREEN".

Seriously, sun screen will do you nicely. Get some banana boat brand spf 4 - 8 sunscreen oil, keeps the skin moist and prevents harsh burns while still allowing a good uniform tan to take place.
>> Anonymous
If you want cancer, keep doing what you were doing.

You are white for a reason jackass, if you want to be black, tough luck.

INB4 "Lol white supermisist" actually, I'm mediterranian. I choose not to tan.