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Anonymous
Why is it that fat people almost always take liquid shits, and skinny people have the largest, driest logs?
>> Anonymous
skinny people are eating their OATZ
>> Anonymous
Obese people will never know the satisfaction of pushing a wide, dry log out of their butt.
>> Anonymous
Fatties have a high intestinal molarity which retains water. Or summat.
>> Anonymous
Your theory holds no water (HA! WATERY SHITS!) as I am rather on the heavy side myself and I take HUEG LIEK XBOX, ass-ripping logshits.
>> Anonymous
My shit is so fucking dense it's ridiculous.
Occasionally I have to get a plunger just to force it down the toilet.
>> Anonymous
The composition of your shits is based on your diet, fucktard - not how fat you are/aren't.
>> Anonymous
i'm fat and my shits aren't liquid.