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timbo timbo
sup and yo yo @ all my NiGGaZ
today is my birthday. im tier 2 now like gokan i did a full week of dancing workships n shit
u will all remember november 15th the day tha CLuB stood still cuz of my MoVez

now on this holy day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_15) i will anwseer ur questions

if u don't congradulate me
u should A) stay home instead of clubbin
B) die
what do u think?
-timbo

TIMBOOOOOOOOO
(for international solidarity, social justice, democracy and PEACE)
>> Anonymous
Yo Timbo, happy birthday and shit. Now what I want to know is where/how can I gain dance skills for the clubz.
>> timbo timbo
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this messige is sponsered by HuGo BoSS

would u like 2 know more

-timbo
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>>452935
1) dance is a expression so most important part is enjoyin/feelin tha music and just moving to tha beatz and havin fun @ tha CLuB
2) if u wanna be really good @ that shit u need lessons, or a few workshops in the styles u interested in or buy dancing dvd's from www.cypherstyles.com (best store for dancing dvd's in tha world son) or u can check dance tutorials

i started clubbin/dancin pretty late in my early 17s or some shit believe it or not i was crap but then i started watchin clips online n shit and ppl like MJ and usher and steffan "mr wiggles" clemente


-timbo
>> timbo timbo
>>452940
i learned alot of shit from this guy i had classes with him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5IznR32do4
and youtube of course and before there was youtube dancers were all on a p2p program called soulseek some of the best dancers in the world hang around the dance chats there
>> Anonymous
>>452940
>452935, here
Thanks Timbo. I'll take your advice.
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>>452935
@ age 17 it was mostly to impress people n shit but after a year or so i genuinely started lovin it and thats what pushed me 2 my current level

it keeps the body fit and it helps u meeting people

lemme give u an example aight
alot of chicks dig salsa
so u go to one salsa workshop, or a few of them, let's say 3 workshops spread over 1 week
on the last day u chat a few girls up and get them on your myspace n shit just tell them ur friends don't like to dance and u'd like to keep in touch cause u really enjoyed the workshops

u can seriously meet like 10-15 chicks just from going once if u know wtf u doing

-timbo (i control time and space)
>> Anonymous
>>452947
Timbo, I've got the basics of clubbin, I can bust a few moves, and sometimes I get lucky, think I can work the rest out.

one last thing, How do I learn to speak and/or type like timbo, I assume bitches love that. teach me your ways.
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>>452955
yo son i could teach u but id have 2 ChAAARgE
erbody loves this typin shit it makes me look so casual which ofc i am son cuz u know puntuation n shit makes u look like u got a fork in yo azz if u chattin up some chicks @ msn u know so i open with like yo or sup
man nigga i 8nt Clark Kent or some shit who would type Hello, how are you. i open a full can of TIMBOOOOOOOOOO in her FACE
same with text mesaging bro she wants to read some of that timbo shit she dont wanna read da newspapers let it be known though that TIMBOOOO can type in a very eloquent and gramatically correct manner due to reading alot of books and encyclopaedia.
If you seek to learn the skills of TIMBOOOOOOOO you must seek out the CLuB, my young apprentice. Set yourself on the path of justice.

-TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO
keep improoving your skillz and CU @ da CLuB
>> Anonymous
Only namefag I don't ignore.
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>>452976
yo i dunno why u postin a pineapple @ my bday or maybe u forgot yur question but yes it says here on page 22 @ TIMBO's CooKBoOK pineapples make your semen taste sweeter 4 ur hoes so buy 5 cans eat all dat shit call up some chick in the weekend and tell your mom ur not coming home. peace 2 da streetz

TIMBOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
I REQUEST THIS THREAD BE ARCHIVED
>> Anonymous
sup` timbo`,
may i know what do you do for exercise?
>> Anonymous
happy b day timbo!

I'm a scorpio too : )
>> Anonymous
happy birthday timbooooo
>> Anonymous
>>452934
timbo
I have no friends and don't want to go to the club alone.

what should I do?
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
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>> Anonymous
Please marry me, Timbo.

I would like to have your babies
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>>453010
i do
pushups
pullups
crunches
squats
bench press
dancing
weight vest bodyweight excersizes

>>453080
go do something that gets u on your feet and out of your house, perhaps something u already interested in
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hobbies
u'll have fun + make friends. can take them to da CLuB afterwards
if u already enjoy somethin that can be done outside your house do it outside yo house

-timbo
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>>453091
yo i'm not planning to get married anytime soon, waitin till i'm like 40+ so my kidzz get tha benefitz of flying cars n shit and they get like super condums that are like 0.00001 milimeter

plus the world is not ready for mini timbo's they'd wreck da CLuB

-timbo
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>>453091
so
if u wanna rock 'n roll
u better on birth controll'
>> Anonymous
timbo, i'm on a wheelchair. can i still get chicks at clubs?
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>>453104
dude i saw this one cat in a wheelchair once at a party
he was gettin more pussy than the guys that could walk!
simply for showing up and enjoying himself.
shit was awesome. he was even dancin n shit and spinning the chair like a ferrari.

there is no excuse!

-TiMBOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
Were you always a true playa, Timbo?

Was there a time that...you weren't?
>> Anonymous
timbo, i can walk. should i get a weelchair to make it easier to attract girls?
>> Anonymous
i used to be in a wheelchair until timbo gave me a high five
some of his awesomeness must have rubbed off on me and i could walk again
>> Anonymous
Happy birthday dawg
>> Anonymous
can you drag some of us along to one of your clubs to pick up some girls?
>> Anonymous
Hey Timbo, I'm a wheelchair. Should I get someone to sit in me so they can get more pussy?
>> "Boxer Guy"
Happy birthday and congratulations, timbo.

I'll stay home, though.
>> Anonymous
Who are you anyway? Got anything more than Timbo you can give us?
>> Anonymous
>>453194

yo his friends call him timbo because he danced in a justin timberlake video TIMBOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
We miss you Timbo ;_;
>> Anonymous
TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm hitting the club tonight Timbo - got any words of advice for me?
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>>453113
i used to be noob when i was young! playing final fantasy 7 n shit
but then i dreamt about some hot chick with G cup breasts and i got in shape in 2 months 2 make da dream come true man. and so can u

>>453320
yo keep your eyes open, ur wallet closed and make sure your targets don't have their boyfriends at the bar (cuz they cant dance they be starin @ their chick from a 100 feet lol and they will sukerpunch u) don't leave your drink unattended they'll put some nasty RaPe shit in it (its ok if u do it tho but only if its OrAnge JUCE it hides tha taste of anythang. tru playa style that's why alcohol+Orange Juice is a good combination )

>>453194
yes if ur a girl i can give u 7 inches more of TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!! :D

keep IMPROOOOViNG your $$killz and CU @ da CLuB
TIMBOOOOOOOOOO
(for international solidarity, social justice, democracy and PEACE)
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1 more tip. pay attention to the style of these 2 singers, it's almost effortless. learn to carry yourself in this way it will do much for your timbo-ness.
watch these 3 vids or u will die alone
vid 1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snDGTcYOyk
vid 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFTxqMg-OKQ
vid. 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P2hoO088lc

~~TIMBOSTYLE