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Anonymous
Since you're "too old" at the age of 20, here's what you do:
Live vicariously through your children. Pressure them into joining gymnastics at a young age and also force them to take Russian military unarmed/melee combat courses.
Then teach them how to fire a gun and make them run parkour-styled obstacle courses. Afterward, get your wife/their mother "mysteriously killed" by a man you hire so that the children feel a lust for vengeance and a hatred for the criminal workings of the world. Getting yourself killed wouldn't work, they would probably hate you for making them do all of this crap.
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