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Anonymous
alright, I was inspired by>>116757

In this thread, we post pictures of our feces...

Also, what is the best way to accurately weigh your feces? I have tried weighing myself before and after pooing, but my scale cannot accurately detect weight less than 500g =(
>> Anonymous
oh god
sage
>> Anonymous
OP again - pic related, it's my feces.
The reason I want to weigh my feces is because I am keeping a journal listing size/color/texture of my feces for my records. I would also like to include weight in this journal. But I need help.

Also I do not want to touch my feces to weight them.
>> Anonymous
Well, OP, best guess would be to weight that little water bowl you have there...without the said feces in it, and then, weight it with the said feces in it. And a bit of basic math later, you have the weight of it!
>> Anonymous
I was thinking of maybe putting a small scale in my toilet and pooing onto the scale, but then how would i clean it. Also it would get wet. What should I do?
>> Anonymous
>>117552

what is the water bowl? that is the part of my toilet that the poo and pee goes down into when i flush. if i took it out to weight it i would have to touch the pee... no way!
>> Anonymous
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shit in a container of some sort before you send it to the lab for analysis. not joking, if you live near an academic hospital or medical school, they want this from you.
serious scat is serious
>> Anonymous
>>117569

OP here

I think 'analysis' might be what i am looking for... where do I send the container for this? Do I have to send every day? Do I use a box or can or bag or what?
>> Anonymous
HAHA OH WOW
>> Anonymous
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
>> Anonymous
Iguess i just really need to know the weight... Will 'analysis' be able to send me that? I don't need anything else, I can wrote down color and size and texture myself....
>> Anonymous
1. take a dump in your hands
2. weight yourself
3. wash your hands.
4. weight again.
5. subtract weight in step 4 from weight in step 2.
6. blog it.
>> Anonymous
>>117588

I JUST WANT SERIOUS ANSWER

1. I ALREADY SAID MY SCALL NOT GOOD FOR LESS THEN 500G
2. I ALREADY SAID I WILL NOT TOUCH FECES WITH HAND

YOU TAKE DUMP IN YOUR HANDS FAGET

also do anyone else have pictures of their feces, or suggestion for container to take to analysis?
>> Anonymous
First thing I see on /fit/ is moar shit.
>> Anonymous
poop on a min-scale son