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My family thinks I'm a whore. Anonymous
I eat A LOT of bananas and it's making my family think I'm a whore (A girl can't enjoy a banana?).

They keep giving me weird looks of disgust whenever I chow down on a banana now. Things got worse when I became so annoyed that I tried to eat bananas in private, under my covers. My mother found me under my sheets eating a banana and she didn't give me a chance to explain.

What should I do? Why can't they understand? There's nothing wrong with loving bananas. Their taste.. Their texture... Their shape...
>> Anonymous
trollan
>> Anonymous
break it off into peices instead of ramming it all down your throat?

Also, /r/ pics.
>> Anonymous
>my family think I'm a whore

Probably because you are.
>> Anonymous
you can eat mine, they'll never know
>> Anonymous
>>129934

Where's the fun in that?
>> Anonymous
>>129933

No, I'm just a gal who likes bananas. You're just like my family! DON'T JUDGE ME.
>> Anonymous
How many bananas do you usually eat a day?
>> Anonymous
>>129978

Five, on average. 2 at the same time usually. Sometimes 3 when I'm feeling adventurous.
>> Anonymous
make them happy. switch to salami.
>> Anonymous
I eat bananas often as well, OP. I'm a dude. My friends sometimes make dick jokes.

Then I remind them all how their fat jiggles when they move.

And their girlfriends all smile coyly.
>> Anonymous
>>129927
This is what you do: don't even peel the banana next time you eat one. Just sit down on the floor of your family room, naked, and start massaging your body. Then take a handful from a tub of Vaseline and rub that all over yourself. When you're covered in grease, wipe the banana all over your genitals so it picks up some grease, and force it down your throat, whole. Then pull it back out and force it back down again. Fuck your throat with the banana until you throw up, then roll around in the vomit and continue fucking your throat with the banana. At some point while you're rolling around, take a shit as well so it adds to the mess. After about an hour of fucking your throat with the banana, vomiting, shitting, and rolling around in it all naked, feel free to peel and eat the banana. Then turn to your mom and look at her like you don't understand why she's concerned.

They'll never bother you about eating bananas again.
>> Beckx
You could always cut them in pieces....
>> Anonymous
>>130006
Fuck you, Rebbecca,>>130004is infinitely superior.
>> Anonymous
Stop living in their basement.
>> Anonymous
>>130024

Then who would fund my banana eating?
>> Anonymous
>>130049
This guy:>>130004
>> Anonymous
>>129927

As a fellow female, let me say...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You made my day, OP. Let me ask, are you attractive? Usually, attractive women + phallic food = total whore. I'm glad I'm ugly, I can eat as many bananas as I want!
>> Anonymous
i like oysters. I eat them raw
>> Anonymous
they're being retarded. Treat them with an appropriate response on that level.
>> Anonymous
....
THIS THREAD
>> Anonymous
OP is an attention whore.
>> Anonymous
1/10
>> Anonymous
>>130134
-1
>> Anonymous
>>130134

+12.6
>> Miss/fit/ !CX5ZjxjyRA
>>130051

Whatever helps you sleep at night, swampthing.
>> Anonymous
>>130051
youre not ugly. Everyone is beautiful in some way, you just have to find it. Good luck on your journey! :D
>> Anonymous
Shove the whole banana down your throat without gagging, that will have them looking