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RAGE thread, /fit/. I'll start, I gotta get this off my chest.

I manage a store that fits and sells running shoes. Employees being runners is a prequisite, obviously. So this hot milf comes in the store today to get applications for her and her daughter. I print them up, take them out to her, and ask if she does much running. She says she used to do a lot, not so much anymore, but was getting back into it. She just had one quick question...

"When I run, my calves get hard and bigger. How do I make that stop?"

Thankfully my hands were in my pockets, or she would have seen them turn to fists. Needless to say, she isn't getting hired, regardless of hotness.

So let's hear yours, mis/fit/s.
>> Anonymous
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when my body feels like this
>> Anonymous
1. Hire daughter

2. Stab her in the calf muscles

3. Fuck the wounds

4. Lol.
>> Anonymous
I rage when the little faggots think this is /ma/ and start 20 threads on martial arts. Its cool if the thread is related to fitness, but most aren't.
>> Anonymous
>>367633

Agree. I hate the MA threads in general and I didn't even know there was a MA board.

Why do you have to be a runner to work at your store? Anyone can sell a shoe and learn about shoes. It's pretty easy. And if she is hot (and her daughter has her good genes) she could probably just tell some men that the shoes they buy are good and they'll drool and buy and she'll tell women that the shoes look cute and they'll agree and buy.
>> Anonymous
>>367613
You're a colossal faggot if you let something so insignificant get to you.
>> Anonymous
>>367642
mostly true, people want to believe hot people.
>> Anonymous
>>367642
It's more of a rapport thing, I think. They'll trust someone more who can look them in the eye and say "Yes, plantar suck. I've had it. Here's what you do..." And I can always tell when someone is bullshitting about how much they run.

Also, the company motto is "Where runners serve you!" Or some shit.

>>367646
I hear retarded shit every day. But when some stupid vapid bitch who gets upset that running works her WHOLE LEG because it's fucking with her "look" and then tries to tell me she runs a lot, when she clearly doesn't understand a simple fucking concept like increased blood flow due to physical activity, I am well within justified raging. She is the colossal faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>367642

Some other chans have a /ma/ board; i wonder why 4chan doesn't have one. In nearly every board that exists, someone is going to try to start a martial art related thread. Given it's popularity as a subject, I think it should get its own board. Receiving one would concentrate all the faggotry into one place.
>> Anonymous
>>367660

Oh, yea...Didn't even bother to look after posting that.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>367687
....w...what is this a picture of??
>> Anonymous
>>367698
epic fap techniques
>> Anonymous
>>367698
i think its pretty self explanatory