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/fit/ after running and running and doing countless hours of cardio all the time I've finally seen it pay off. I've gone from a 6'5" 260 pound monstrosity to a 6'5" 230 pound slightly good looking guy. I say all this because whilst in Target yesterday, picking up a couple of seasons of my favorite childhood show Dinosaurs, four cute "scene" (globs upon globs of eye make up) girls all looked me up and down as I walked to the checkout. They even did the cute giggle thing as I was walking away. I had to double check to see if they were laughing at me, but alas my fly was zipped and I was pleased. /fit/ is honest to god the only reason I've stuck with this routine. And now I'm off to pick up some 15 year olds at Target, see ya'.
>> Anonymous
Congrats man, I hope my attempts at slimming down bear similar results, albeit with slightly older girls.
>> Anonymous
>>203700
Cute 17 year old waitress at my work also checks me out. ;)
>> Anonymous
>>They even did the cute giggle thing as I was walking away.

I always took that as laughing at me, when i reach my target in a few months and i see a girl doing that, rage will go through the fucking roof and i will grab her, use her for back squats, accumulating in me dropping her flat on her face and screaming "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!".

I will then carry on with my day.
>> Anonymous
>>203715
<3
>> Anonymous
OP, hopefully you're under 18 too
>> Anonymous
OP Here
>>203702
>>203717
Are me
>>203724
Isn't me

And the fifteen year old thing was a joke, because everyone on 4chan's a pedophile.
>> Anonymous
Don't delude yourself, they WERE laughing at you
>> Anonymous
>>203726
Had one before, she dumped me. She showed me where she cut herself (all over her stomach) I laughed and she got pissed and broke up with me.
>> Anonymous
>>203715
Let's assume an average girl is 100lb, is that all you can squat? pathetic.
>> Anonymous
>>203732
Average? You've got to be kidding me. Most girls now a days are at least 5'6" or so... That would mean more than 100 lbs, my friend.

In b4 BAW.
>> Anonymous
>>203736
Still even some fucking fatties are only 200lbs and that's pretty easy if you've been squatting for a while.
>> Anonymous
>>203736

Except anorexia is in fashion so most girls would be 100lb +/-.