(5:14:11 PM) ~: hey i just wanted to say... uhm i think it would be cool if we were just friends, i dont think we are relationship material... is that cool if we just be friends?(5:16:28 PM) Cunt: pshh hell yes.(5:16:33 PM) Cunt: that sounds..perfect.(5:16:34 PM) ~: alright cool(5:16:47 PM) Cunt: so now that we are friends i must say that you're calves are BEAUTIFUL.(5:16:54 PM) ~: o forreal?(5:16:59 PM) Cunt: yessir(5:17:01 PM) ~: cuz i do squatz
Epic win.
>>472083cool convo bro
>>472083Cool story bro'
>>472085>>472086>>472091>>472083samefagthis shit made no senseprotip: OP just got dumped and is pretending that he dumped her and that she admired his calves
I LOLED IRL
>>472083>>I just had this conversation with my GF on AIMShe isn't your girlfriend, though.Story debunked.
>>472838Not anymore, at least.Still, COOL STORY BRO!
COOL STORY, BRO
>>472083so as your girlfriend she never said anything about your calves,but as friends it suddenly comes out?riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhhht
>>472936Girlfriends are for fags. Women aren't useful for anything other than fucking. And even at that, most of them are hideous. The hot ones are good for fucking, though.
>>472083CALVES or GTFO
>>473370BAAAAWWWWW more
i would kill myself if i had that small of a dicknowonder she dumped your ass
You broke up with her on AIM?What a manly man, pure class right here.
>>473370>Girlfriends are for fags.