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Anonymous
hey /fit/

i'm 7 months pregnant and I've been running like, everyday. I ran when I wasn't pregnant, but now (actually as of my 6th month), my butt is getting huge. Problem is, it's a big mix of muscle and fat (probably from eating for 2). I'm afraid if I stop it will get bigger, but it's increasing at an exponential rate right now anyway. It sticks out so much (along with my belly) I can't even fit sideways through any doorways in my house anymore.

help me /fit/. and no feet pictures.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
secksy
>> Anonymous
>>208053
Well, no duh you're going to gain a ton of fat when you're pregnant. Just don't worry about it right now, lose the weight once you have your baby. You wont be eating for two then, and it'll be much easier.
>> Anonymous
SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
Looks to me like the baby is just fucking with your posture.
>> Anonymous
You're pregnant... what does it matter how big your butt gets?

Stop running and wait for the sprog to pop out, then start up again. You sort of have to put a lot of personal stuff on hold where giving birth is concerned.
>> ESH !Oj4wGhYfsE
I'd help, but, you didn't provide tits.

but, I was under the impression that you weren't to run while pregnant.
>> Anonymous
>>208068
it's ok until around the 9th month. Then it's advised to stop. It's just so weird not being able to fit places. Not even a restaurant booth!
>> Anonymous
>>208073

Once again, I refer you to the fact you are pregnant.
>> Anonymous
Oh wow, a woman gained fat while pregnant? Who would've thought!
>> Anonymous
>>208083

you know, it's really depressing. The father is out of the picture, and every guy who even looks at me is staring at my belly, my waddle, or my gigantic ass! This is the first time I've ever had decent tits, and I'm horny as fuck!
>> Anonymous
Why would a larger butt be a bad thing?
>> Anonymous
>>208105

Maybe they like your belly, waddle, and gigantic ass....
I'd certainly be all over it. =3
>> Anonymous
>>208105
You should explain the situation to a male friend who you trust, and then you will have a friend with benefits... !
>> ESH !Oj4wGhYfsE
>>208105

Then post these decent tits.

Now.
>> Anonymous
>>208110

doubt it. i'm a cow.
>> Anonymous
fling.com adultfriendfinder.com PROBLEM SOLVED FAGGOT.
>> Anonymous
>>208113
oh dear god I'm glad I never get laid. I'd hate to have to deal with that shit on a daily basis.
>> Anonymous
successful troll.

i'd fuck the shit out of that pregnant ass. and i'm not even into preggers.
>> Anonymous
dont be overly worried about your weight while being preggo..

just eat the right things and not give into cravings for crap food.

then after having a healthy baby get more involved with loosing weight.

ask your doctor about running and if its ok to do now or @ what time you should stop during your preg

also have you read "what to expect while your expecting"? that book will tell you week by week what your body and your baby are going through.

http://www.whattoexpect.com/what-to-expect/landing-page.aspx
p.s.. tits or gtfo
>> Anonymous
doubt it. i'm a cow.


with those words you broke my heart. i am your love slave now...............................


FUCK
>> Anonymous
the remedy is to engage in as much anal sex as possible. if you do not have a man in your life to provide said activity, shoving as many random objects into your rectum and posting pictures to this thread will suffice. this will result in instant spot reduction of butt fat and solve your horniness problem.
>> Anonymous
If this isn't a troll:

You're fucking pregnant.

You're about to become a mother, you will be responsible for the health and well-being of a child.
Ignoring the fact that you look like a 14 year old in both of your pictures, you need to act like an adult; stop worrying about the size of your butt and get your shit together.

Until you deliver the goods, you're going to gain weight, that's just how it works. There will be plenty of time and people willing to help you lose the baby weight post birth.

As far as your horniness, the odds of you getting a normal guy to fuck a woman who's 7 months pregnant are virtually nil, so you really shouldn't worry about the size of your ass. Dudes that are into pregnant chicks will go for you regardless (possibly even because) of your large ass.
>> Anonymous
Go into the bathroom with a vibrator, a romance novel, and a picture of a really hot stud. You will burn many calories and you will no longer be horny.
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT THAT IS SUM PREGGO LOLI
>> WAAAGH !!P8TvpCGFVN2
>>208105

Since you're in the third trimester you should stop running and start swimming instead. Water supports your joints and ligaments and should help you feel a bit better with the growing weight in your belly.

Weight training should be avoided because blood can pool in your legs thus causing you to become lightheaded and dizzy.

Yoga works and can help with your flexability and balance. I would imagine that you're feeling a bit less graceful as you get further along in your pregnancy. You should look into cobbler's pose for flexability that will help you later.


I hope you have a beautiful baby.
>> Anonymous
>>208130
>a romance novel

If you are not a middle-aged woman, kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>208135
I AM A 19 YEAR OLD SKINNY MALE.
>> Anonymous
>>208126

i'm 21, so close, but no cigar.
>> Anonymous
have you gotten hemorrhoids yets?
>> Anonymous
ABORT ABORT
>> Anonymous
no timestamp = trolllllllllllllll

n00bs
>> Anonymous
Gaining weight during pregnancy is normal. Fuck, if anyone doesn't realize this, why do you care? Someone that fucking stupid isn't someone to be embarrassed from.
>> Anonymous
I am going to be masturbating to the idea of fucking your delicious body. Of course I won't imagine it in just a lustful way. I'm going to imagine that that's my child you're bearing. OH DELICIOUS FANTASIES.
>> Anonymous
>>208105
i would be hitting you anywhere you wanted. like an angry drunk marine at mardi gras.
>> Anonymous
>>208168
>>208170

as desperate as I am, that's a little disturbing
>> Anonymous
>>208140
>>but no cigar.

Probably used up alongside your romance novel.
>> Anonymous
i'm going to imagine sliding myself past your sphincter and slowly pumping deeper and deeper into your rectum while squeezing your massive buttcheeks together then spreading them open and pulling out to see how wide your anus gapes. then back in and full force slamming into your ass and finally depositing a liter of jizz deep in your bowels that will leak out the rest of the day to remind you of me. enjoy your uncontrollable farts when i'm done with you.
>> Anonymous
>>208188
>that's a little disturbing
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. What the fuck are you doing posting this shit on here in the first place? You should have imagined all these responses by now.
>> Anonymous
>>208195

let me respond to this in a normal fashion. I'm big in front. I can't lay down on my stomach for obvious reasons, and when kneeling my back hurts from the weight of my belly and boobs. The only way you could do what you wanted to was for me to sit on top of you, and I've already gained close to 40lbs (i know i know that's a lot) so I really don't want to kill you.

besides, your dicks probably only a few inches long.
>> Anonymous
>>208196

It's a troll until timestamp is posted. On the subject, OP you are fat, i mean look at that beer belly wtf.
>> Anonymous
>>208203

ugh, fuck you, and wait until I'm out of work.
>> Anonymous
>>208217

I wouldn't really call a whorehouse work, it's more of a party amirite? You could sell your baby and buy weight loss surgery if you don't plan on eating it. Just a thought.
>> Anonymous
OP here.

I'm really just a whore looking for attention. I don't care about the baby and would abort it I had the cash for the clinic.

I still like going to raves, will taking extasy affect the baby?

also to anyone who has tried to offer help in their comments, sorry but I'm not looking for advice I already know what to do.

I like by bigger ass and fuller tities, i just wish i could still have those and not the baby.

i want moar fuck
>> Anonymous
>>208202

it's long enough to make you scream, which is really what i'm after. and who said anything about kneeling or laying down. this will happen with you standing, pressed against a wall and my forearm on the back of your head to keep you pinned while jackhammering your rectum.
>> Anonymous
THIS IS WHY I HATE THE MOVIE JUNO

NOW ALL THE PRETEEN TEENYBOPPERS ARE GETTING PREGNANT THINKING IT'S OKAY AND LISTENING TO KIMYA DAWSON
>> Anonymous
>>208233
The day I realized what Juno did was the day I became a conservative.
>> Anonymous
hey OP,

i'm pregnant too (not nearly as far along as you are) and I'm getting a butt, but I like it. Guys love it! I can't wait until I get to the point where nothing fits, and i'm just as big as you are!
>> Anonymous
>>208233

But there's so many anti-abortion movies out there that it's pretty much still on the morals of the pregnant girl.

A girl would just be looking for a scapegoat if she says "they did it in Juno!"
>> Anonymous
Do some pushups/pullups instead of running.
>> Anonymous
>>208296

i'll try the pullups, but think about me doing pushups. pushed all the way up, my belly would already almost be touching the floor.

thanks for the advice though!
>> Anonymous
>>208301
It's ok if when you are coming down your stomach hits the floor. You'll lose weight more quickly that way.
>> Anonymous
>>208304

there's a baby in there you idiot. she probably shouldn't be hitting her belly on the floor.
>> Anonymous
>>208301
Put your feet and hands on something elevator with an empty space where your stomach is. THen you can lower yourself as far as you want!
>> Anonymous
DO SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
>>208307
ok. thanks!
>> Anonymous
>>208263
>Im pregnant too and I'm getting a butt,

Maybe if you were getting it IN the butt, you wouldn't be pregnant.
>> Anonymous
that's funny.
>> Anonymous
>>208306
Do I really need to spell it out for you?
>> Anonymous
>>208053help me /fit/. and no feet pictures.
of course, your feet are probably swollen and your toes probably look like a bunch of vienna sausages.
>> Anonymous
>>208296Do some pushups/pullups instead of running.

strength training isolating the arms does nothing for her ass reduction. she needs to do cardio instead. just keep running or try the elliptical machines, they are easier on your knees and feet (since they probably hurt from being preggers)
>> Anonymous
>>208333
You can NEVER go wrong with strength training. Especially when your butt is expanding. You gotta defend yourself from all the plump butt crazy perverts! D:
>> Anonymous
>>208338
she is trying to lose ass mass, i fail to see how strength exercises for her arms will help.
>> Anonymous
Listen up post some fucking tits and il provide you with some preggo aerobics that will tighten you up
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>>208346
How can she lose ass mass if she's being overpowered by butt hungry strongmen from /fit/?
>> Anonymous
>>208357
she can bump him with her hips or grab his arm and bump him for some ippon seoinage action
>> Anonymous
if you abort you will lose a lot of mass.

also i would love to sex your pregnant body
>> Anonymous
Either you people are retarded or I've been trolled.
>> Anonymous
Troll
>> Anonymous
I wish all pregnant women continued working out, instead of using their pregnancy to each so much they become like an opera singer.
>> Anonymous
>>208373
me too, its like women use the "eating for two" excuse like they are eating for a full grown person not a 8 lb mass that cant digest solid foods.
>> Anonymous
>>208373
yeah, what a shame it is when women, carrying a fucking baby for 9 months eat a lot because they have to intake enough for themselves and their babies. Don't be an ignorant faggot
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I take seven or eight shits a day.

Not runny shit, i mean well formed, solid logs.

Just thought i'd share.
>> Anonymous
>>208384
see
>>208380
>> Anonymous
>>208384

Internet white night.
Adding an extra 500 calories to your diet will suffice for your baby. Women just say that so they can stuff their faces with everything that comes to mind.
>> Anonymous
Tee only problem I see outside of the OP looking like a fucking hound is something dumb women are doing with greater frequency: leaving their fat stomachs unsupported.

The post-pregnancy shit-fest that is a woman's body is made even worse.
>> Anonymous
>>208053
you're obviously a whore, to even worry about the sieze of your butt when you are going to have a kid. whore.
>> Anonymous
>>208410
Or mind, for that matter.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postpartum_depression
>> Anonymous
>>208410The post-pregnancy shit-fest that is a woman's body is made even worse.

yes, that is absolutely disgusting: stretch marks everywhere, out of shape, big cavernous pussy, plus even their faces look like shit. pregnancy ages women so much its ridiculous.
>> Anonymous
>>208408
white knight? I just hate the fucks that think>>208417
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>>208408
faggot who knows nothing about pregnancy
>> Anonymous
You're ass looks fine, just that being pregnant & all is "curving" your back inwards, making your rear stick out.

Wait till the kid arrives & then get back to working out.

inB4internetwhiteknight
>> Anonymous
>>208420
it doesnt help your cause that you are most likely racist and/or have preferences of your own when regarding the opposite sex

maybe you dont realize that most people on this fucking website are under 25 and mostly only perverts think preggers women are sexy
>> Anonymous
>>208119
yeah it took me a few posts to realize this was a fucking retarded troll.
>> Anonymous
>>208420

Oh, so you hate people who aren't afraid to tell women they indeed are hideous after treating their bodies horribly after pregnancy? Enjoy playing father to some other guy's kid.

In after white knight
>> Anonymous
dump the kid in the first trash can you see while running
>> Anonymous
those stretchmarks are gonna be a bitch... you gonna have some loose skin
>> Anonymous
Having a big butt isn't really that bad. Just make sure you exercise so that it doesn't turn to complete jello.
>> Anonymous
ITT: proof that /b/ and /fit/ aren't so different after all... /fit/ is just buffer to enhance its raping potential.
>> Anonymous
>>208661
/b/ has never raped or caused problems for anyone.
Unless you incluede stupid masks and underage protesting.
>> C.C. Pizzabutt !!b7mYazat7Gi
>>208313

I LOL'd so hard.

Also young waifu is youunngg.