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>> sage sage
works if you're in high school AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
This is the biggest fucking pile of bullshit I've ever read. It was obviously written by someone with severe Asperger's.

THE KEY TO A WOMANS HEART IS NOT TO, OUT OF THE BLUE, SPEND 400 DOLLARS ON HER

THAT IS THE KEY TO A FUCKING RESTRAINING ORDER

Seriously, there's so much wrong with this 'guide to life' that I'm actually starting to think it was written by a clever troll, as opposed to some socially autistic basement dweller.
>> Anonymous
Get a job hahahahahaha. My massive biceps and comedic stylings are good enough.
>> Anonymous
I agree with>>310214

mostly.

and with a large grain of salt.
The $400 thing is a bit excessive, tho.

But what do I know, I have a job and get laid.
>> Anonymous
Ha ha holy shit. This is ass burgers bullshit. It starts off so well then trips over at the "HARRASS A RANDOM GIRL WITH LARGE CASH GIFTS" and spirals down from there.
>> Anonymous
>>310214
Pretty fucking funny. Original content or repost?
>> Anonymous
>>310304
Actually, it's ancient 4chan lore, but hey, I doubt it crops up on /fit/ often.
>> Anonymous
>>310226

It's a pretty good guide for 30 year old guys who are currently living in their parent's basement working at BK.
>> Anonymous
>>310323
The ONLY good advice in it is "get a real job". The rest of it is fucking ridiculous garbage; I mean fuck, it honestly seems like it was actually written by a 30 year old guy currently living in his parent's basement working at BK.
>> Anonymous
>>310216
>>310215
>>310214

best mspaint ive ever seen
>> Anonymous
Wait, so... you're supposed to realise that you're a douchebag and rectify this by being a really self-sacrificing guy to score women because women like Alpha males who are complete douchebags?

Since when have Alpha males been altruistic in the fucking slightest? Alpha males do what they want, make the beta males do their bidding or handle their leftovers, fuck the women they want... and everyone else has to step in line. There is no self-sacrifice in that at all, so why the fuck would being a present throwing doormat get you anything other than a fat whore of a girlfriend?


Slightly contradictive.
>> Anonymous
>>310386

Alpha male != jerk
Alpha male = someone who handles responsibility, an actual leader, not someone who thinks doing whatever they want MAKES them a leader.

like you.

you are not an alpha male.
>> Anonymous
>>310331

Its on 4chan... what kind of environment and person do you think it came from?
>> Anonymous
Step 4 is the best advice there, the buying a gift one is unnecessary.
>> Anonymous
FUCK THIS SHIT WOMEN SHOULD PAMPER ME AND TRY TO GET MY COCK INSTEAD. WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO DO THE PURSUING?
>> Anonymous
Showering a bitch with gifts is a very expensive step into the friend zone.
>> belo
would never spend more than dinner or two on a woman i wasn't sure if she was going to reciprocate (sex)
>> Anonymous
I think this is written by a fat bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>310463

Sure, leading... but where does the altruistic element appear? Where does buying fugly girls hundred dollar gifts translate into being an Alpha male?

When does heeding every whim of your girlfriend, just so will put out, translate into being Alpha?

When does slaving away at some low pay shit of a job, just to make ends meet, translate to Alpha?

How does acting altruisitc and pretending to like it become Alpha? You're not leading anything, you're not exerting dominance... you're going out of your way to do shit for everyone else in the hope that a girl will take note just so you can buy her lots of shit. There is no element of leadership in there, no element of alpha dominance at all. You're not sacrificing yourself for the benefit and survival of the group, you're sacrificing yourself so everyone else can walk up and down you.

That reaks of Beta.

That is BETA.
>> Anonymous
an alpha male wouldn't have made this, he is too busy fucking hot chicks in the pooper
>> Anonymous
Be an Alpha male if you like women that like to be dominated or plan to slut around on you. It's that simple.
>> Anonymous
There is absolutely no justicification in spending that much money on a total stranger. The only thing creepier than this is fill their house with flowers and i love you cards. This is a troll comic.