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Anonymous
Hey, /fit/.

The big dance is 3 weeks away and Jimmy is having a pool party right after the social!

I need to lose about 50 lbs by then [actually 2 weeks. I want to ask Samantha Silver out and want to look good doing it ; ) ]

I understand this will take tough work (keeping my goals reasonable), but I am ready, set, go!

How can I do this /b/rothers!!1?

Picture is me training.
>> Anonymous
>/b/rothers

0/10
>> Anonymous
you're a fucking condom
>> YoungBuck
with a steak knife and a measuring tape or a chainsaw
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
1lb of body fat = 3,500 calories
50lb of body fat (your goal) = 175,000 calories
2 weeks = 14 days
175,000 calories / 2,500 calorie per day requirement = 70 days of complete starvation to lose 50lbs of fat

175,000 calories / 14 days = you would have to burn 12,500 calories per day

Basically you would have to sprint, flat out, continuously for two weeks with no rest and no food.
>> YoungBuck
>>282006

OH SHI!
>> Anonymous
>>281984
You can always pratice a DYI liposuction but enjoy you're flabby disgusting skin afterwards.
>> sasuke
>>282006
If he can do that he can do anything.
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
>>282024
The world record for sprinting is about 23mph, which is the speed he'd have to run.

14 days x 24 hours = 336 hours x 23mph = 7,728

So, basically, he'd have to sprint across the united states and back, without rest or food, in two weeks.
>> Anonymous
>>282006
Michael Phelps could do it.
>> Anonymous
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Ah, the troll. I want to point out the following:

1 - "And jimmy is having..."
2 - "I want to Ask Samantha Silver out..."
3 - "/b/"

You puppet, are an obvious troll. This your first time out in the wild? It shows, oh does it show.

However...

>>282006
You are either a very subtle troll, in which case, hats off, or a fucking dumbass, as are you>>282024.
>> Anonymous
>>282019

trolled.
>> Anonymous
>>282040

No shit. Good job with you awesome detective skills.

he got this dumb ass though>>282019
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>>282036
>Math: the purest fucking thing on the planet. FUCK YEAH. This thread is complete win, even if the underageb& is a troll.
>> Anonymous
>>282040

This right here is what we call a "newfag".

Typing out way to long comebacks, trying to save face on the severe trolling he just received.

Proceed with caution, as he will now lash out in underage anger.
>> Anonymous
>>282052
why don't u shut the fuck up, suck my dick
>> Anonymous
Don't eat anything until the dance. Drink only water.
>> Anonymous
Gentlemen, see>>282052

Now see>>282069

Hold the applause.
>> Anonymous
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Math: different ways to say A=A
>> SexSexySexy
I heard that Jimmy lied to Becky about sleeping with Sarah. Like, omg, what an ass.
>> Anonymous
best thread i've read all week.