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Screaming to lose weight Anonymous
Hey /fit/,

I'm starting a new aerobics program that I saw advertised. The basic idea is that you can eat whatever you want, but for every 500 calories you must spend a half hour screaming at the top of your lungs in rage. So far I have a little bit of a sore throat but I lost 3 pounds. My neighbors don't like it so I try to keep my workouts between 7 am and 10 pm. It's worked better than stationary bicycling and jumping up and down stairs, and it's about even with my crawl diet.

Does anyone else here do the scream diet?
>> Anonymous
>>113286

I tried this, was extremely successful, but had to stop when I got throat polyps.
>> Anonymous
i had a teacher who yelled like a crazy whore all the time.

two years later she had to quit her job because of throat polyps.

i loled
>> Anonymous
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I'll admit it. I won't lie, when I read this, I raged. Hard.
>> Anonymous
>>113309

I just lolled.
>> Anonymous
>>114092

Same.
>> Anonymous
>>113309
wuts ragingINB4DICK/n00bSTORM/ANYOTHERCOCKSHIT
i dont see wuts to rage about
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>>114115
one might perhaps rage because that startegy for weight loss IS FUCKING STUPID!
>> Anonymous
I tried it and it worked. I got promoted!