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prego Anonymous
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My Girlfriend and I were messing around (no sex) but i kinda got my *stuff* on her near her vagina. she freaked and wiped it off immediately and now she freaking out saying that her period is a day off. also she is on birth control but she doesn't take it at the same time every day. (few hours difference) I need to know what you guys think about if there is any chance she's pregnant. if so is it minimal? I need to calm her down she's crying. please help.
>> Anonymous
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>> prego Anonymous
that's not nice.... lol. plus it doesn't help
>> Anonymous
No, see, you have to get it near the EGG to get her pregnant. Unless her cervix and whatnot's on the outside, then tell her to calm her bitch ass down, since nothing can happen. Also, slap her for general incompetence in her own anatomy. She fails when male strangers have to tell her how her body works.
>> Anonymous
Birth control pills have low incidence of failure. Plus she's only fertile for a while each month. I'd tell her to chill the fuck out.
>> Anonymous
>>186218

Omfg I'm lol'ing so hard right now
>> prego Anonymous
Well she looked up shit that said you can still get prego from just having my stuff near her vagina. and there has been cases where it's happened it's just the birth control part i have questions about if she doesn't take it on time everyday does that put her to risk at all?
>> Anonymous
>>186230
Tell her she's a dumbass; it has to get IN to work. IN! Not 'near', IN! No exceptions!
>> HypnoticDan
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"but the nice man said that if i didn't see it leak out then I couldn't get knocked up. It was so kind of him to take the time and show me what he meant. I like ponies. Lalalala..."
>> Anonymous
Hey /fit/ I came and my gf was in the same apartment as me, is she gonna get preggos?
>> prego Anonymous
>>186233
lol!!!!! Well this was on web MD and that site is pretty correct when it comes to this stuff. i mean it's doctors. I agree with you totally it's just she's one of those anal anxiety bitches that wont leave alone until they feel safe.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Sad, uninformed virgins giving birth control advice.
>> HypnoticDan
Hey /fit/, I jerked it in a grey gym sock and the week I heard my neighbor is preggers - but we both use the same laundry machine! Am I the father?
>> Anonymous
I don't believe you have a girlfriend. Enjoy paying child support to a prostitute.
>> prego Anonymous
>>186237
OMFG!!!!!! LOL! awsome. I'm sorry but i did this to get her off my back jesus!
>> prego Anonymous
>>186245
she's actually my affiance but she's 17 not a good time to be prego.... not a prostitute but jail bait yes...
>> prego Anonymous
she's asking me if she can be late on her period even if she's on the pill. god damn she's demanding. what should i tell her?
>> Anonymous
>>186255
To ask a fucking doctor instead of you or strange twelve-year-olds on the internet.
>> Anonymous
>>186255
yes
>> prego Anonymous
>>186257
i like you answer better. it doesn't make her nervous. lol.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>186230
Just a few hours apart is fine. If she's taking them at a 9 hour difference there would be more of a chance but it's still SLIM.
>> prego Anonymous
>>186262
lol. i can't i don't own her yet she still lives with parentals. yuck
>> HypnoticDan
Shhh, shh... that's it baby. Just breathe. Atta girl. Shh...

Think about it: you've got months before it starts to show so calm down, OK?
>> prego Anonymous
>>186267
thank you! at least someone will give me answers. there have been others that were helpful too.
>> Anonymous
>>186250
She's 17 and engaged? How stupid is this bitch?
>> prego Anonymous
Fuck I'm getting her a prego test she's still driving me up the wall. i love this bitch but she makes me want to scratch my own eyes out sometimes.
>> Anonymous
I wish you kids would learn some basic anatomy before having sex. Oh well, such is life I guess.
>> prego Anonymous
>>186273
we've been together for 4 years. it's exceptionable. so?
>> prego Anonymous
>>186277
well kinda hard when our school only tells us about abstinence not about methods of protection or ways you can and can't get prego. i hate texas and the christian cult ways.
>> Anonymous
>>186278

Protip: Please don't get her pregnant and also put off marrying her for a while. You're still young, make sure you really love her before doing it. And I mean REALLY. Otherwise you're going to get divorced 5 years into your marriage and she's going to take half your shit.
>> Anonymous
>>186278

Your relationship will end in failure.
>> prego Anonymous
>>186282
we're waiting until i get a career I'm in my second year of collage.
>> RAGE GOD
YOU LITTLE FUCKS ARE THE REASON DIVORCE RATES ARE SO HIGH AND IQS ARE SO LOW! ENGAGED AT 17?! KICK YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING DICK RIGHT NOW! "lol i hit gurlfriend on hand w/ cum. iz she preggerz0r0z0r0r0z0r0r0r0r0z0z0z0r0z0rz0rz?!" GET THE FUCK OUT!
>> HypnoticDan
>>186276

You're engaged to a girl who makes you want to claw your eyes out? I started to feel a little bad for not providing any constructive advice but now I can see you both have issues.

Listen, OP's fiance: You are not preggo. If screaming and crying is your idea of post-coital relaxation, you never will be. Breathe and think: you can call one of those "sex questions for teen" lines, ask someone at a walk-in clinic or ER, or you can STFU and wait until morning because it won't make that much of a difference. There is no way that crying or screaming is going to improve things and your drama proves you're not mature & educated enough to be "messing around". 17 is way too old to be acting like a 5 year old.
>> Anonymous
>>186284
How old are you? Wait until you're 25 at least. But I should tell you that relationships that last past high school are never good or healthy. You'll regret it when you're 40 and she's the only bitch you've fucked.
>> Anonymous
tell that bitch to calm down. the chances of getting preg from external skeet are slim to none plus shes on the pill and as long as she takes it everyday roughly near the same time not like a 12hr diff or something stupid she will be ok. even if you busted in her since she is on the pill which are like 99.blah blah% effective. she just needs to chill out.
>> Anonymous
This has got to be a troll nobody can be this stupid.
>> Anonymous
HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
>> Anonymous
Maybe you should just knock her up. At least you'd have an excuse for being so FUCKING STUPID and getting engaged at 17.
>> Anonymous
Op, please get a vasectomy and NEVER EVER VOTE.
>> Anonymous
OP, how long ago did the accident happen?
>> Anonymous
Why in gods green fucking earth would you get engaged to a 17 year old and not have even fucked her. Everyone i know that had a high school relationship that carried over in to college has fallen apart after a year except one and they even know its way too early to get married. plz for the love of god don't get married untill both of you are done with school and have some kind of stable job.
>> prego Anonymous
>>186300
ummm you mean the fooling around it was at least a week ago. i think she's missing her period because of her pills. i heard they do that sometimes. and i'm not stupid i'm 20 years old! we've grown up together and i haven't looked at another girl since. i love her k! jesus!
>> Anonymous
>>186305
Wait, you were with a 13-year-old when you were 16? Christ.
>> Anonymous
>>186305
There is NO WAY that you and your girlfriend are this stupid. Supar troll.
>> Anonymous
>>186305

You're 20? Jesus Mary mother of God.
>> 2$
wait wat? your in second year of "collage" and she is 17?
>> Anonymous
Dude I was in a similar relation ship (I was 19 and she was 17, we'd been together for over two years) and one day she just up and left me for some guy who joined the marines a few months later, I whipped my ass into shape, dated a bunch of girls while she was with marine idiot (he was in special ed in high school)

Trust me, you WILL NOT stay with her for much longer, MAYBE a year?
>> Anonymous
>>186305

Why are you still here?