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Anonymous
How does it feel knowing, /fit/, that this guy is stronger and has better muscles than you ever will no matter how hard you train if you train for the rest of your life, due to genetics?
>> Anonymous
not if i do dem roiddddssssssFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfff
>> Anonymous
>>446084
he needs to work on his pecs
>> Anonymous
not too bad because unlike him I know more than 100 words
>> Anonymous
>>446089
could also stand to lose some bf%, he's not very toned
>> Anonymous
>>446084
I'm so emotionally crushed that you brought this up. To help me through this crisis I think I'm just going to enjoy watching internet porn and maybe if I have time, enjoy the feeling that nobody is hunting me down to use my hands as an ash tray.
>> Anonymous
Bad. :(
>> Anonymous
>>446084
>How does it feel
feels good man
>> Anonymous
>>446098
OP here. Thought I'd add, he may not look like much but he also gets laid several times a day, with different chicks.
>> Anonymous
>>446084
1. Copypasta
and
2. OP is wrong, the average chimp have 4 times more upper body strength than the average man, Meaning XBOX HYOOJ guys like the ones on the worlds strongest man competition might be stronger, seeing as how they are at least 4 tme stronger than an average dood. Add that to the fact that chimps cant do jack shit for SQUATZ, and im glad im not as dumb as that little fucker in the pic.
>> Anonymous
congrats OP for a moment I was almoust jealous of a god damn monkey
>> Anonymous
>>446119
Yeah, but they all look like him.
>> Anonymous
pretty sure thats not a male
>> Anonymous
>>446135
He's a chimp.
>> Anonymous
>>446134
>the average chimp have 4 times more upper body strength than the average man
What about gorillas then?
Or bears? FUUUUCK
>> Anonymous
Humans have a much higher density of long endurance muscle compared to twitch muscle.

A human can run for much longer than a gorilla or chimp, and in the long run, natural born runners aren't much slower than horses.
>> Anonymous
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<--- OP is a complete pussy compared to this guy (who also has superior delts)
>> Anonymous
>>446153
bears can run 60km/h >.>
>> Anonymous
>>446157
Isn't there a big difference between people though? Like real genetic talent?
>> Anonymous
>>446158
Looks so badass

I wish I had a bear
>> Anonymous
A chimp might be a formidable opponent to a bear. Because chimps go straight for the genitals and rip em off.
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Can't really name any muscle groups but pretty sure a walrus is stronger than a gorilla or a bear
>> Anonymous
placement of the scapula
>> Anonymous
>>446196

You obviously have never witnessed a siberian grizzly flip a dumpster
>> Anonymous
>>446196
That is one damn big walrus.
>> Anonymous
>>446196

RIP LOLrus ;_;
>> Anonymous
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>>446158
i kicked this guys ass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU
>> Anonymous
>>446238
Makes you think.

Has anybody ever really beat a bear in a fair fight? I hear this icelandic captain once killed a shark with a knife, but that's it.
>> Anonymous
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Let me at him
>> Anonymous
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BRING IT
>> Anonymous
>>446196
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMmfunKJtt4
>> Anonymous
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MOTHER
>> Anonymous
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FUCKERS
>> Anonymous
OP is an idiot... 'nuff said. LMAO...
>> Anonymous
I might not be stronger than a chimp, a bear, or a walrus, but humans are the only animals that can run for several miles, swim across a river, and then climb up a tree. Also, I know how to use tools.
>> Anonymous
>>446196
>>446208
>>446214

That's not a walrus. (Or is this another retarded meme?)
>> Anonymous
>>446565
>I might not be stronger than a chimp, a bear, or a walrus, but humans are the only animals that can run for several miles, swim across a river, and then climb up a tree.

Pretty sure bears can do all of those
>> Anonymous
>>446602
at least I can cock a gun and shoot a bear in the face
>> Anonymous
>>446602
You ever see a bear in a triathlon?
>> Anonymous
>>446196
He haz a bukket
>> Anonymous
grizzlys aren't even fucking fair. they're like god made an animal with and iddqd option, the fuckers. but then we got the .50s so fuck you mr bear. fucking bears.

>>446616
you know, i think, i think we can continue on knowing that deep down inside us all, we all haz a little buckets. ;_;

(rip lolrus)
>> Anonymous
>>446084
I don't really care. We aren't as strong because we don't need to be. I like my superior brain, thanks.

>>446134
Chimps have more than 4x the upper body strength. They can swing their bodyweight around like it's nothing. A 135 pound female chimpanzee was tested and was shown to be able to easily pull 1,000 pounds with only one hand.
And this is considering chimps only do bodyweight exercises, not strength training.

>>446153
Gorillas can benchpress the equivalent of 4600 pounds. That means that a gorilla can benchpress a car and a half.

Orangutans are actually the strongest apes, according to tests done at the San Diego zoo.

A bear is strong, but a gorilla would wreck it. The gorilla would yell and pet the bear like you would pet a big dog, but the gorilla would break the bear's spine in half without any difficulty.

>>446565
That's right. We are made for endurance and running on the plains, not swinging from trees effortlessly.

>>446602
Nope. Bears are like dogs. They can release all their energy at once in short bursts. A human would outrun a bear and probably a horse, too, in a race that was based on distance.

>>446606
Damn straight. That's part of the reason why we're not as strong as them anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>446634
...wow
bump for insight
>> Anonymous
don't be stupid, full grown grizzly verses a full grown gorilla, the the grizzly will win.

Gorillas are generally peaceful animals which live off plants, bears on the other hand are designed to kill.


Both would pwn any human though.
>> Anonymous
>>446634
>>A bear is strong, but a gorilla would wreck it. The gorilla would yell and pet the bear like you would pet a big dog, but the gorilla would break the bear's spine in half without any difficulty.

I doubt it. grizzly bears have twice the mass, more powerful jaws, claws and no. fucking. pain threshold. and a nasty ability to come back from the dead even after being shot with high powered rifles.

a 14ft tall grizzly vs a gorrilla? fuck off.
>> gay
pretty good troll thread so i'll participate

bring on every fucking animal you can think of and give me a knife. I will win. Fuck your shit!
>> Anonymous
>>446537
> camplaurelcrazy7 (3 days ago) Show Hide

> walruses r my favorite animals and alexa is a skunk and i am a walrus
>> Anonymous
>>446634
STFU. You know jack shit, half-assed knowledge
>> Anonymous
>>446634
>A human would outrun a bear and probably a horse, too, in a race that was based on distance.
your entire post lost all its credibility from this.
>> Anonymous
>>447131
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_versus_Horse_Marathon

And a human can run longer than a horse too.
>> Anonymous
Horses can only gallop for so long before having to stop and eat. Bears.... Well, bears are just big. If you gave a bear reason to chase after you in a distance based race, you would probably lose, and then get eaten.

Humans have guns, and no animal runs faster than bullets, so we are the fastest.
>> Anonymous
humans are basically twinked-out pursuit predators. We can amush okay with the aid of weaponry, but nothing matches our stamina over long distances. Only horses and wolves even come close, which is why they were among the first domesticated species. We can keep going and going with very little sleep, and can survive longer without food or water than anything else that doesn't have a reserve system built in. We can travel long distances faster than anything without wings, and can survive just about anywhere. We can literally just keep pushing prey until it falls over dead from exhaustion.

What did a goddamn monkey ever do? yeah. Nothing. Enjoy eating ants with a stick, I'll be punching numbers into my calculator as I unlock the fundamental forces of the universe.
>> Anonymous
>>447168
>>What did a goddamn monkey ever do? yeah. Nothing. Enjoy eating ants with a stick, I'll be masturbating to hentai and crying myself to sleep

fixed for you.
>> Anonymous
>>447151
That race has been going on for around 25 years or so, I think, and for the first time ever within the past couple years a human won, proving absolutely nothing.
>> Anonymous
roaches
>> Anonymous
>>447240
Proving that humans can outrun horses in short marathons. And humans regularly run farther than that.
>> Anonymous
>>447264
Horse has 75 kilogram deadweight on the middle of its freaking spine.
>> Anonymous
>>447168
>>447217
oh fuck I LOL'd hard for some reason.
>> Anonymous
>>447270
A 170 lb. jockey? Surely you jest.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
yeah but i bet i can squat more than the chimp
>> Anonymous
>>447343
170 pounds = 77 kilograms?
What?
Besides, have you tried running with a 10 kilogram bag on your back? It messes up your balance and all sorts of things.
>> Anonymous
>>447353
I'm rounding. And no, I haven't run with a 10 kg bag. All my bags are measured in pounds.
>> Anonymous
>>446634
>Gorillas can benchpress the equivalent of 4600 pounds. That means that a gorilla can benchpress a car and a half.
>A 135 pound female chimpanzee was tested and was shown to be able to easily pull 1,000 pounds with only one hand.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Also
>What did a goddamn monkey ever do? yeah. Nothing. Enjoy eating ants with a stick, I'll be punching numbers into my calculator as I unlock the fundamental forces of the universe.
The monkeys are currently having orgies in trees and getting drunk off fermented fruit while you punch porntube into your computer, enjoy being part of a failure of a species.
>> Anonymouse
>>446322

I think there were a guy in canada that killed a bear, he was badly injured though
>> Anonymous
I'd really like to see a pic of that chimp in some surfer gear, driving a jeep on the beach. With a slightly different skin tone and if he was a bit taller he'd probably be a dude who totally gets all the chicks.
>> Anonymous
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>>447603
>> Anonymous
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FUCK YALL

BLUEY GON STAMP ON ALL YO ASSES

U WANNA GET PIMPSMAKD WITH MY 18 FOOT LONG PENIS?

OR AILL JUST SIT TITELY ON ALL U FUKKAZ

AN SQUASH U

SUCK MAI BLOWHOLE BITCHES

MAI FIN GONNA BAT U TA MARZ
>> Anonymous
>>447627
>Weight: 181 metric tons. Height: 33,59 meters.

You have a BMI of 160. You are a god damn whale. GTFO mah /fit/.
>> Anonymous
>>446634
Are chimps and gorillas so strong because
1. they eat whatever they can get their hands on and swing around trees all day or
2. genetics as in you would not be as strong if you did the same regime (with a human diet)?
>> Anonymous
>>446084
/OH SHIT
u only get 1 shot
>> Anonymous
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob_oD1IsYbE&feature=related

polar bear killing a walrus.

Also pic shows biggest predatory animal.
>> Anonymous
>>447724

googled this and fuuuuck

''Chimpanzees are different from humans in several obvious ways, one of which is their sheer physical strength. But why are they so much stronger than us?

The answer isn't just sheer muscle bulk. It's also to do with that fact that their muscles work around five to seven times more efficiently than ours. Studies of human and other primates' jaw muscles show that our muscle fibres are far smaller and weaker than those of our cousins - roughly an eighth the size of those seen in macaques, for example.

The reasons for this remain poorly understood, but one contributing factor is the genes that encode myosin, the protein fibres from which muscles are made. Comparison of human and ape sequences for a myosin gene called MYH16 show that all humans have a mutant version of this gene.'' http://www.nature.com/news/specials/chimpgenome/interactive/chimp_interactive_graphic_pf.html

;_;
>> Anonymous
>>446084
>>447758
Haven't felt this inferior in a while. Thanks, 4chan.
>> Anonymous
ITT people are jealous of a GOD DAMN MONKEY THAT CAN COUNT TO NINE, ARRANGE THREE NUMBERS IN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE AND LEARN TO EAT ANTS WITH A STICK IF TAUGHT FOR FIVE YEARS because it is stronger. I'm proud of you /fit/
>> Anonymous
>>447756
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhtYvQOZO4U&feature=related
Primates > *
also angry gorilla is aaaangryyy
>> Anonymous
/tg/ was here. We were told to stat that monkey. Who the hell on /fit/ browses /tg/?
>> Anonymous
>>447876
lol.

I do... but it wasn't me.
>> Anonymous
>>447876
Sorry, I accidentally the wrong board, crit fail.
>> Anonymous
>>447786
Actually, mokeys also have superior memory. As in, a lot.
>> Anonymous
Couldn't be bothered to read through the entire thread so I don't know if this has already been posted. Just wanted to point out that it's a female chimp, and yes, she could probably rip your arm off.
>> Anonymous
>>446084
i already knew niggers were always going to be stronger than me, but thanks anyway /fit/
>> Anonymous
>>446084
/r/ his exercise program
>> Anonymous
>>447945
1 set of 5000 tree branch swings, daily
make sure to pick lice out of your bitch's hair for post-workout nutrition
>> Anonymous
>>446565

>I might not be stronger than a chimp, a bear, or a walrus, but humans are the only animals that can run for several miles, swim across a river, and then climb up a tree.

Yeah, but what if chimps, bears, and walruses did Crossfit?
>> Anonymous
>>447948
Anybody have any experience with this? I mean parkour dudes for example aren't very bulky usually.
>> Anonymous
>>447971
They'd be in TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PAIN and unable to move. Seriously. Someone suggested I try Crossfit to increase my endurance. I'm probably DOING IT WRONG, because now everything hurts like bitchtits.
>> Anonymous
>>447971
Bears can already run miles, swim and climb trees. Your argument is invalid.
>> Anonymous
>>447974
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9AtrhwRhu0&feature=related
Not the same but it is kinda interesting. Tho it looks like he's using his momentum alot.
>> Anonymous
>>447983

Look up rhabdomyolysis and crossfit

http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/news/2008/10/ap_crossfitlawsuit_100908/
>> Anonymous
Humans may not be strong and may have some genetic muscle mutation compared to other animals or whatever, but through training and intelligence, humans are still much more adaptable to all circumstances. Everybody thinking a chimp or a bear is superior, see this vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wbVIgVi66k
>> Anonymous
Humans are built for endurance. It's that simple. In Africa there's a tribe of niggers whose members literally chase antelopes in savannah until the animal drops from exhaustion. Hey, it's primitive but it works.
>> Anonymous
>>446134
>XBOX HYOOJ guys like the ones on the worlds strongest man competition might be stronger
oh yeah? female orangutan winning a sumo wrestler twice her size at tug of war:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFMpWm6ECgQ&feature=related
>> gay
>>448008
lol, if you think that's real you need to die.
>> Anonymous
>>448049
Oh yeah? Well YOU'RE GAY!
>> Anonymous
>>448049
why would it be not real? it makes sense with everything said in this thread and also that article somebody posted
>> Eidolon !!rH0zm3Bsi+w
im not jealous of anyhting that drinks its own piss
also, guns
>> Anonymous
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>>446524
Rip your ass in half.
>> Anonymous
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>>448086
Huge forearm is huge.
>> Anonymous
>>448092
Are you... master Yoda?
>> Anonymous
>>448092
He's about to rip your dick off and throw that shit in the high grass.
>> Anonymous
The truth is that people on /fit/ are either faggots or close faggots who just want to rub other men's muscles with oil and masturbate in front of the mirror. They don't want strength. They just want to look like their favourite gay icon. That's why they obsess over trivial nonsense about the looks of this chimp and other people.

inb4 predictable bawwing and insults to me
>> Anonymous
>>448092

My God. It's huge and the strength in those arms is far beyond the equivalent sized human arm. He could crush your bones to dust.
>> Anonymous
>>447758
so how soon can we fix this gene and give our selfs the non nerfed version of this gene
>> Anonymous
>>447769
Bide your time.
Through genetic engineering and nanotech we will someday be able to beat any animal in physical strength.
>> Anonymous
>>448151
Well there are "mutated" humans, aren't there? What about that kid whose father force pumped him with protein shakes 'n shit. Little Tarzan, I think, they called him....
>> Anonymous
Damn, I can't believe that his penis is bigger than mine too.
>> gay
>>448058
physics, learn it
>> Anonymous
If anyone is actually interested in this thread, it'd be a good idea to read this: http://www.thestandard.com.hk/stdn/std/Weekend/GH13Jp12.html (scroll down to the actual article below the two pictures).

tl;dr: We're capable of the strength chimpanzees possess (actually moreso with a women lifting an entire car) when we're in survival mode, because at that point we stop limiting the amount of strength we put into anything. Our brain developed so we limit our strength when we're rational minded, but the rational part of our brain (namely, the Neocortex) shuts off during an emergency, so you can focus on the threat.

So yeah, I can beat up a chimp, but only if I think it poses an extreme threat to my life.
>> Anonymous
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>>448176
Thar, found it. Richard Sandrak. http://www.richardsandrak.com/
Doesn't look like much now, but when he was younger he was looking bloody scary. Like a Mini-Me version of Arnold.
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
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>>447724
At some point there was an evolutionary trade-off which made our modern myostatin genes dominant. As I remember it, another advantage they have for upper body strength is the arrangement of their scapulae which allows them to bear alot more load on the shoulder girdle.

You should read up on the cases of people with mutated myostatin inhibitor genes.
>> Anonymous
>>448176
It'd probably need enormous luck to have a ''broken'' gene (a very small part of it has changed meaning) mutate back to exactly how it was before it changed. One mutation that does exist is in myostatin gene, though, which that encodes a protein that regulates the amount of muscle in the body and slows muscle development, probably to save energy. Some kid of two athletes in the world has a broken version of this gene and as a result is immensely strong from birth.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5278028/

Suppose silencing/breaking this gene is something people making supersoldiers would want to learn even if it means they have to eat moar.
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
>>448188So yeah, I can beat up a chimp, but only if I think it poses an extreme threat to my life.
No, not really. They're simply superior in strength. Sure with a surge of adrenaline you can be as strong as an adolescent ape for a couple of minutes, but if the ape gets agitated too then you're still fucked.
>> Anonymous
>>448188
>>448190
See
>>447758

It's not just myostatin and muscle regulation. Humans actually have mutated, defective muscle fibers that work less efficiently.
>> Anonymous
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>>448197
>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5278028/
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
>>448176
That kid doesn't have a mutation, he's just been trained from birth.

Read this: http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20070530/strong_toddler_070530/20070530
>> gay
>>448200
and what will it do with all that strength? Charge at me? Jump on me and bite me? Sure, let me just stand still while it does all that.

One kick to the face and the nigger's cashed.
>> Anonymous
>>448208
okay fine go to wikipedia:myostatin and read one of the 7 other sources on that case, I just picked the one with the photo
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
>>448205It's not just myostatin and muscle regulation. Humans actually have mutated, defective muscle fibers that work less efficiently.
There are cases of humans with efficient neuro-muscular strength as well, but it's not well documented as testing involves taking a biopsy.
The one case I recall was a Ukrainian Olympic lifter girl in her teens, where they found that the striation of her muscle fibres were criss-crossed making them stronger (or something along those lines)
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
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>>448214
They generally rip off things, genitals, facial features, arms so you'd better be kicking like Chun-Li.
>> gay
will ansatsuken do?
>> Anonymous
>>447758
>>448205

Shit. Doesn't that make us basically weaker per pound than any animal?
>> Anonymous
Wow, I rarely see this level of butthurtnes here. "Well I'm smarter! I don't drink my own piss!" etc. etc. The fact that you have to say these things to make you think you're better than an ape is quite sad and tells something about you.
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
>>448253
Whoa, slow down, now you're taking it too far.
>> Anonymous
>>448269
yes
lets hope for some genetic manipulation
2000 pound raw squat sounds nice
>> Anonymous
Next time you hear of someone with a genetic advantage, get them gangraped to spread their genes.

Doing your part to make the world a better place.
>> Anonymous
Well at least now everytime I see somebody whose body I'm jealous of I can think that a stupid monkey is stronger than they could ever be.
>> Anonymous
>>448325
chimp
>> Anonymous
>>448282
/fit/ feels inferior to people with amazing bodies but not much other success in life, so a chimp is really just the logical extension
>> Anonymous
>>448292
I prefer cooked squats, myself.
>> Anonymous
>>447983
Scale it down then, newfag.

http://www.crossfitbrandx.com/index.php/forums/viewforum/16/?f=16&sid=74059d7b82f8aa7e7fa9cdcec3
157228

Myostatin related muscle hypertrophy:
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20070530/strong_toddler_070530/20070530
>> Anonymous
>>448351
Busting your ass in the gym and doing your best when apparently your best is not good enough, will do that.

FUCK MYOSTATIN
>> Anonymous
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>>448176
>>448190
Little faggot has nothing on this one. FUCK YEAH RUSSIA

http://www.englishrussia.com/?p=1043
>> Anonymous
Thread has me lol'ing with people going ''well he may be stronger but I am smarter! I can use a calculator'' about a god damn chimp. Are you guys seriously jealous of a monkey? Srsly?

At the same time though it makes me realize though that that chimp has a damn good body and I can see all the muscle groups and I can really compare myself to him and I am not the winner in all respects. This is interesting and cute.

It also makes me sad that the OP is not trollan. Fuck that smug-ass chimp never having to worry about body fat.

All in all, mixed emotions.
>> Anonymous
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>>448379
>at the age of four she could lift 220 lbs weights
>> Anonymous
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>>448388
Power Loli
>> Anonymous
>>448393
pls not to be spamming all the pics on that page here and also provide a better source than some backwater semi-translation of some ukrainian two cent newspaper with pics of paper weights kthx
>> Anonymous
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>>448396
Fine then, how about this guy.
>> Anonymous
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>>448396
>pls
>kthx

>pics of paper weights
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
>>448379Varvara Akulova
That's her. The girl I was referring to in>>448229
>> Anonymous
>>448410
well which is the more likely scenario a girl from a poor ukrainian family is capable of inexplicable feats of strength for no particularly well explained reason (not even on her home page which quotes Pravda, nowadays a shit newspaper which also ran a story on the soviet union having been to mars btw) or said poor family wants to make a few roubles or whatever they have for currency there and take a few trick shots?
>> Anonymous
>>448418
You're retarded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6waBRpJUV4
>> Anonymous
>>448425
yeah, totally gonna believe that grainy video. if there was any good reason to believe this she would have been examined by medical researchers searching for cures to muscular dystrophies ten times over like that german strong kid. and don't tell me it's because she's ukrainian, if she has never performed in the west then I'm not going to believe any supposed feats.
>> Black Jesus
>>446634
>>Nope. Bears are like dogs. They can release all their energy at once in short bursts. A human would outrun a bear and probably a horse, too, in a race that was based on distance.

You're a moron and know jack shit about most likely everything. Dogs will destroy people in distance, dogs would also destroy people in speed. Stop making shit up.
>> Anonymous
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What's with the internet fight when there's awesome monkeys to discuss, people?
>> Anonymous
>>448434
She has performed in the west dumb fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>448438
Better check this out brah. Humans win endurance because they can sweat better and also because two legs is more economic in the long run.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VS98y4FopI
>> Anonymous
>>448445
>long run
oh u
>> Anonymous
>>448445
True, humans are very good at the pursuit kill, Persistence Hunting to be exact. The Kalahari Bushmen still practice running down their dinner, chasing after it until it simply gives up.
>> Anonymous
IMA CHARGIN MY GRIZZLY
>> Anonymous
>>448467
Makes you wonder if it's because of the defective muscle protein (>>447758), because 5 times less power also means consuming 5 times less energy.
>> Anonymous
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>>448468
Sure, bears are impressive with their fur on.
<<<------- this is a bear shaved. Look dangerous? Fuck no. At least, not more dangerous than a very big, nasty dog.
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
>>448418
Look for the documentary My Shocking Story: World's Strongest Girl.

There's video footage of her feats
.
>> Anonymous
>>448470
MOAR ATP!

The mutation may have led our ancestors to devote more time to other pursuits rather than the relentless search for food that other animals require to keep their energy up.
>> Anonymous
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>>448473
Lol perhaps but then again if it's got claws the size of your face, I could care less if it's shaved.
>> Anonymous
>>448470
well that sucks
i want the more powerful version

>>448473
lol
who shaved a bear and why?
probably for some porno?
>> Anonymous
>>448479
Hey, that is a pretty awesome idea. Says in the article about the boy with the deficient myostatin gene that he eats every hour or so IIRC.
>> Anonymous
>>448473
It's not shaved, it's bald.
http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/PICKOVER/pc/nakedbear.html
>> Anonymous
>>446144
>He's a bonobo
fixed
>> Anonymous
>>448197
God damn that is amazing.
>> Anonymous
>>448499
How can you tell?
>> Anonymous
>>448482
it's adorable
>> Anonymous
>>448502
Not him, but I'll tell you how I could tell. Bonobos are more humanoid in posture than chimps, and smaller than chimps with a stronger build (very strong looking arms especially in comparison). They also have distinct features that make them distinguishable: pinkish lips, smaller head, and longer legs. Bonobos faces are also more distinguishable than chimps...I don't know how to explain it, but if you look at a bunch of them there seems to be more variation/emotive quality in their faces than chimps/other primates.

Source: Biology major (and I fucking love bonobos, it's freaky how similar they are to human beings!)
>> Anonymous
>>448522
Do bonobo cocks feel the same in your mouth as human cocks, faggot?
>> Anonymous
>>448434

Just kill yourself, you're the type of person who doesn't think he's having a heart attack until you're dead. Think about it.
>> Anonymous
You would have to be 5 times bulkier than that chimp to be as strong as him.
>> Anonymous
>>448445

Whoa! Such an awesome video. It almost brought tears to my eyes. The peoples respect for the animal and the pure mind-power is heart warming. Made me feel like a dick for living such an easy life.
>> Anonymous
I understand that primates are far stronger than human beings are, but I don't understand why, are their muscles just denser than ours?
>> Anonymous
>>448628
read thread, find answer
>> Anonymous
>>448001
That video was great. I lol'd so much when the chimp smiled at the end.
>> Anonymous
I was going to say it doesn't matter because they're animals and don't have any idea how to leverage that strength, but
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlWCEOMxxFw
oh lawd
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fbc-gX4GUE&feature=related
apparently they are also pretty fast
>> Anonymous
>>448722
Their legs don't have enough mass to do real damage. It would be like being kicked by a baby.
>> Anonymous
>>448727
Well the chimp does split that board in the first video with a kick though
>> Anonymous
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>>448482
lo, face? try you fucking torso
>> Anonymous
>>448740
mere trickery
>> Anonymous
Give me a 2X4 and I'll fuck up that monkey.
>> Anonymous
>>448799
He can pull over 1000 pounds with one hand. He'll grab your 2x4 and fuck you over.
>>446634
>>447758
>> Anonymous
>>448438
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_versus_Horse_Marathon

Man > Horse in terms of endurance.
Man > almost all animals in terms of endurance.
>> Anonymous
>>448822
SHE can pull 1000 pounds with one hand. The males are even stronger than the females.
>> Anonymous
>>448502
telling bonobos and chimps apart is like telling gooks and japs apart--you see enough of them and you can just tell about 95% of the time
>> Anonymous
>>448822
Just because they can pull more doesn't mean they have thicker skulls.
>> Anonymous
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WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE MONKEYS SO FUCKING STRONG!?

ARE THEY JUST BORN THAT WAY?
IS IT THEIR JAPANESE BANANA DIET?
DO THEY LIFT TREE TRUNKS OR SUCK THEIR OWN DICKS OR SOMETHING?
COULD A HUMAN EVER BE THAT STRONG?

ALSO, DON'T SAY NIGGERS BECAUSE THEY AREN'T HUMAN, AND DON'T SAY THEY'RE MONKEYS EITHER BECAUSE MONKEYS MIGHT GET INTELLECTUALLY OFFENDED.
>> Anonymous
>>448628

I can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet. Chimps and shit are so much stronger because their muscles anchor further away from their joints producing better leverage.
>> Anonymous
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>>449089
>NIGGERS.jpg
>SUCK THEIR OWN DICKS

subtle. i lold
>> Anonymous
>>449107
meet
>>447758
and
>>448008
>> Anonymous
Oh well, we have bigger cocks than apes by far. And we're taller. So there.
>> Anonymous
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>>449130
asianfag here. 4.5 inch cock erect. 5'5 tall.

;_;
>> Anonymous
>>448445

That video is bullshit. Sand people always travel single file, so as to hide their numbers.
>> Anonymous
>>449133

the average chipanzee penis is under three inches. You may now feel better about being asian.
>> Anonymous
>>449115

I don't see anything in those posts about leverage.
>> Anonymous
>>449133

and a gorilla's penis is about an inch long erect. evolutionary fail.
>> Anonymous
>>449133
lol dude that sucks. Im chinese, 6'1" and 6.5". I'm not circumcised though so sometimes girls are like...wtf is this shit? But yea sucks that you got thrown the shitty genes /bro/
>> gay
>>449148
don't date 9 year olds bra
>> Anonymous
>>449159
i cannot stop myself bra
>> gay
>>449162
well at least go limit to 11 bra
>> Anonymous
Bet he'll never fuck a girl though...
>> Anonymous
>>449184
More like he fucks a different girl every day
>> Anonymous
>>446084
Walrus vs Polar Bear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob_oD1IsYbE&feature=related
>> Anonymous
ITT: People justifying why they are better than animals.
>> Anonymous
>>449191
Furry girls? Not my type.
>> Anonymous
>>449275
Bald girls are prolly not his type brah
>> Anonymous
If it makes you feel better, Gorillas have 1" dicks. Seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>449403
They can also bench press a Sedan and a half. Talk about overcompensating.
>> Anonymous
God damn it, thread is autosaging. Somebody make a new one.
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
>>448845
except most of those races are won by the Horses with jockeys on their back. Doesn't really prove much
>> Anonymous
>>448473
That is like some tiny asian sun bear or something, not a grizzly