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>>121542 I used to get pink eye a lot when I was a kid. It turns out it was actually my fault, and I think you Anon are a sick bastard- and I will explain why. The bacteria in your feces causes pink eye, and from the age of about 4-8 I used to rub the base (metacarpal region) of my thumb along my ass crack, then smell it. I didn't wash my hands often and hours later after I had forgotten about my earlier indiscretion I would rub my eyes. Thus resulting in pink-eye one or two days from then. Eventually my parents caught me doing this and explained that I could make myself sick doing this, so I stopped. YOU SIR, never stopped smelling your own FECES. Inside your own feces is coliform bacteria which can cause cholera. Stop smelling your own feces, because remember how every trip on The Oregon Trail II ended? That's right everyone died from cholera contracted by eating their own feces because you didn't buy enough food. tl;dr stop smelling your feces
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