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Anonymous
love handles; how do i get rid of them?
>> Anonymous
run, run like you you're gonna get ass rape by a horse.

cardio and diet is the only thing that will get rid of love handles.
>> Anonymous
Tell people that they're powerful obliques.

If they don't believe you, ass rape them with a horse.
>> Anonymous
there is nothing wrong with love handles.
>> Anonymous
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If he has lovehandles, you can have them.
>> Anonymous
>>111568
he also has a really really tiny penis...
>> Anonymous
>>111573
penis, how do i get rid of that?
>> Anonymous
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>>111573
As far as I know the original Michaelangelo paintings and statues had really big penii, it's just the church authorities made other artists re-work them. This painting in sistine chapel was uncensored once - they had no sashes on their laps.
Also, Michaelangelo was the first one to paint a God's butt.
>> Anonymous
>>111573

Penises are for faggots. David is awesome.
>> Anonymous
The Greeks thought big penises were comical and that smaller ones were more attractive. This notion probably carried on through Michaelangelo's era.

Today, it's all about the huge cawks. Size queens. :>
>> Anonymous
Well if you have six pack abs like that guy I don't think it matters.
>> Anonymous
Don't get rid on love handles. Just make your shoulders broader and your arms and pecs bigger.

Then do some sit-ups.

If you still have massive, flabby girl style love handles, hit the Hiit.