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Body Hair Anonymous
Hey there /fit/,
I'm a pretty hairy guy, and I know that's normal, guys can get hairy, but I'm still rather young for so damn much (inb4 underage b&). I have hair literally everywhere except the lower half of my back, and I need to get rid of it, I wanna be able to take my shirt off, and do things like that.

Now /fit/, tell me some methods of hair removal that are effective. I can't afford laser removal cuz I am a poorfag, and nair doesn't last long enough. So far I am thinking waxing for my back and tops of shoulders, maybe not chest, but stomach too.

I think my legs are okay, but might bleach the hairs on my buttocks.

Does /fit/ have any better suggestions?
>> Anonymous
I have the same problem. T_T

I haven't been swimming without a shirt in like a decade or more.
>> Anonymous
Really the only thing you can do is shave or wax.
>> Anonymous
Lose some weight first, fatty.
>> Anonymous
>>58328
OP here.
Haha, yes I know, I was debating whether I should write that in the post or not,
but as a matter of fact I should tell Anon that I was even fatter than that and I went on a juice fast for a little over a week, and lost 20 lbs and felt great.

I am going to continue that fast 'till I'm slimmer.
>> Anonymous
>>58335

Gj, juices are bad. Did you also cut out drinking sodas?
>> Anonymous
regular vaxing
>> Anonymous
Not the op, but is there something a bit more permanent than waxing, but not as expensive as laser?
>> Anonymous
>>58339
By juice fast I meant I ate nothing and drank only fresh fruit/veggie juice. It works excellent.
>> Anonymous
just put on a lot of muscle mass. then you can be as hairy as you want.

fucking seriously, why do you 'need' to remove it? the only thing i remove is the hair on my face. since when did being a man suddenly become being a manicuring faggot bitch? i hate guys like you.
>> Anonymous
>>58360

Oh ok cool, I thought you meant like cutting out Sunny D or Caprisuns. Fresh fruit and veggie juice is ok.
>> Anonymous
It's called Nair.
>> Anonymous
>>58370
Are you retarded?
>and nair doesn't last long enough.
>> Anonymous
>>58394
YES SIR, YES SIR I AM.
>> Anonymous
wait what? bleach removes hair?
>> Anonymous
>>58396
if you're thinking of waxing your back I hope you have a friend who can help you, otherwise dish out the money to get it done professionally.
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
save up the money for laser hair removal. it's worth it if body hair really bugs you.
>> Anonymous
>>58399
No, I mean just so it's less obvious and I don't get called a fag for shaving.
Inb4 "You're a fag for getting rid of the other hair anyway."
>> Anonymous
body hair is generally seen as undesirable. Back hair at the very least. I'm a fucking wookie, and aside from social stigma, I just want to get rid of a lot of it because it's not comfortable, itchy, hurts when it get's pulled and keeps my skin from being clean sometimes.
>> Anonymous
Back hair is the only gross body hair for a guy.
>> Anonymous
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>>58934
14 year old girl spotted.

Personally, I've found that women love the thick hair on my back because I have muscles to go along with it. I am proud of the copious amounts of fur I have, just as I'm proud of my mustache and beard. Since when do women set the standard?

Fellow Men, hairy men and proud men, shall we unite against this travesty, this leash of impure appearance? Let us take up the bow and the sword to oppose those who oppose our freedom, and free our hairless brethren from the tyrannical reproach of a woman jealous of her inability to grow such beautiful, primitive, useful fur!

Pic related, it is I, your leader.
>> Anonymous
>>58946
No. I'm a hairy guy. I pretty much am 100% cool with hair, except for back hair. I just don't think back hair is good.

i've got a full beard, hair chest stomach legs and arms. i'd get my back waxed if hair got on it though.
>> Anonymous
>>58948
You are blind to the poisonous ways of women, my brother. You don't think back hair is good because women have influenced you your whole life into that mode of thinking. It is their payback for our poisonous way with regard to 'desiring' clean shaven legs and vaginae.

Stop being a victim and actually evaluate: who set the standard for back being gross? Rest assured, it wasn't you.

It's time to fight back, and I see no better opportunity than now! Stand proud, stand tall, stand fully-furred!
>> Anonymous
>>58951

But if he shouldn't listen to women, why should he listen to an anonymous guy on the internet.
>> Anonymous
If you really care, just use nair.

But yeah, science has shown that women are more aroused by guys with body hair. No shit! The hairless thing is just some wierd Californian fetish. Go to a country where bodyhair is hard to get and they'll go all ga ga over you.
>> Anonymous
>>58319

I HAVE NO IDEA I HAD A GIRL BONER :( OH MY GOD ......
>> Anonymous
>>58951

What about a jungle of ass hair?
>> Anonymous
>>59210
Yeah, this is me. I fucking hate having a furry ass.
>> Anonymous
>>59223

Yeah, I hate it more than the hair on my back (which actually isn't as thick as OP's hair on his back, but still bad.

The worst thing about this is I don't really see any solution. Like, if I did decide to shave or wax or use nair, where do I stop? Like if I got rid of the hair on my ass, then it would look really weird having a bare ass with super thick hair all over my legs and thighs. Then how do I get rid of my arm hair or chest hair when it looks weird if you have it other places.

Back hair though seems like something easy enough to get rid of without it undoing the balance.

I dunno what to do. T_T
>> Anonymous
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Oh hai guys. This thread is relevant to my interest.
>> Anonymous
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
>> Anonymous
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class.
>> Anonymous
Eventually, I
thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally
reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.
>> Anonymous
As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.

Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.

Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ARSE-HAIR!
>> Anonymous
yeah, women don't like back hair, until they do. because it's 'masculine'. which is probably about 24 hours later.

you can't please all women all the time, and running around after them will only make them hold you in contempt.

don't be a faggot. embrace your man-hair.
>> Guil
>>59247
This made me laugh at parts.

But the real solution is to trim it so that you still have some, it never gets too irritating and you'll be able to clear shit. You must have freakishly long ass hair because I've never had that issue.

This is probably pasta that I'm replying to but anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>59267

As a fellow ass hair guy, I've only had it happen once or twice in my life. So I dunno what that guy is doing. From what I can see in the mirror, all the hair in my crack, while there's a lot in there, it kinda points outwards and away from the actual hole, so all my poo easily drops out without difficulty.
>> Anonymous
>>59247
Copypasta or no copypasta, I've never seen it. It's a good read though.

And yeah, just trim, don't shave. VERY bad idea. The goal is furry not a pad of tangled hair.
>> Anonymous
>>59270
Of course its pasta. No wai someone would go through the effort writing so many words for 4chon.
>> jdA !!+6inxqt7Vpf
Wax it off
>> Anonymous
This comes from a guy with hair from the top of his head all the way to my feet.

HAIR SUCKS.
>> Anonymous
>>58946
you're not even that hairy
>> Anonymous
1. ANY towel used will always be wetter because the hair retains water.

2. You will always be hotter because the hair holds in more heat. Good in winter, shit in summer.

3. You will lose body hair all over the place. I have to vacuum my bathroom twice as often because of the hairs.

4. Drain clogs. The hair washes off somewhere.

5. Women. Some love body hair, some don't. It's like a 50/50 kind of thing, but body hair seems to be coming back. Not 70's style hair, but close.

Op, stfu. Your back isn't the worst. I have a sweater from the neck to my legs. My ass is covered in hair and when I sweat my ass sweats. The it dries and I'm left with a gross feeling in my ass.

So fuck off to the assholes who think people shave because of some metrosexual movement. Hair sucks.
>> Anonymous
If you don't like the fact that there's hair on certain parts of your body, get rid of it.
>> Anonymous
>>59318
I never said mine was the worst.

Anyway anon, I'm only 16. I told you I was young. I'm pretty sure it's gonna get worse in the next few years.