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A few months ago i saw someone suggesting self-induced bulimia as a piss easy way to lose weight on /b/, i've seen the idea again yesterdayish and i thought i'd share my experience on the matter.

it fucking rules.

as long as you dont barf coke up (hurts your neck and stings like shit) or forget to brush your teeth its fucking awesome. couple it with a little exercise and i went down from 175 lbs to 155 in a month or so.

a little side effect are some barely visible stretch marks on my hips but i got some cream for them cause while they're still pinkish or red you can fix em.

so, it's amazingly effective! and economically disastrous though, one day i ordered 3 pizzas and ate them by myself and still went to bed hungry, it's a fact i as a foody person must live with but hey its so worth it. im starting to buff up a little and by coincidence i met this very hot chick, went out with three times untill now and i already kissed and felt her amazing tits and ass, i'm alot more confident n shit knowing im pretty good looking


thank you 4chan! picture semi related
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>self-induced bulimia

as opposed to the infectious virus that causes bulimia right
>> Anonymous
sage for troll
>> Anonymous
You know what is really good?

A Fool's Gold Loaf.

You take a whole loaf of white italian bread, brush it with butter and warm it up in an oven, then you slice it open and pull out most of the soft bread inside so you've got this crust shell.

You fill up the shell with a whole jar of peanut butter, a whole jar of grape jelly, and a whole pound of lean fried bacon (still warm).

Serve with good champagne.

(or rather, eat the whole thing yourself, and drink a magnum of cheap champagne, too)
>> Anonymous
>>233353
It's not a virus, it's the male of a small parasitic worm that consistently migrates to a certain area of the brain after leaving the pregnant female in the stomach.

They can live that way for years, the female depositing eggs in a well-filled stomach, and the male chewing away at the brain and releasing hormones that triggers the host to induce vomiting.
>> Anonymous
Enjoy dying before you're 30.

Retard.
>> Anonymous
>>233377

as well as your upcoming perforated esophagus. Totally worth it for confidence n shit though.
>> Anonymous
Nice troll. If not a troll, enjoy your early death while I live a fat and jolly life until my 80s.
>> Anonymous
OP here.

i'm not a troll. i forgot to specify, i dont plan on doing this for much longer, just a fast and easy solution to shave off a few pounds. im not stupid enough to do it constantly for the rest of my life. just get down to my ideal weight and watch my diet from then on. ??? profit
>> Anonymous
>>233459

the addict's mantra if there ever was one.

After you get accustomed to eating 3 pizzas at a time and you are fit and trim, how do you plan to go back to eating normally sans barf city?

And if you have enough will over your body to control your caloric intake to maintain a slim body, why not do it now instead of when your romance with bulimia is over?

answer: because you lie to yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>233459
I had a different self-induced eating disorder. Didn't eat hardly anything (probably like 750-1000 calories a day) and lost a shitton of weight fast.

Results:
1. Hot girls flirt with me now
2. I'm in better shape (not a lazy fat fuck)
3. It's easier for me to exercise
4. My metabolism for some reason was messed up by it and I can eat whatever I want and not gain more fat, bitches.
5. I'm a happier, more confident guy

I kicked the habit as quickly as I gained it, bitches.

Fuck your "Do cardio 3x a week and in 4 months you'll lose 2 inches" I lost 3-4 inches on my waist in 3 months.
>> Anonymous
Good for you. It's great to hear success stories like this on /fit/.
>> Anonymous
for anyone dumb enough to believe this troll, dont brush straight after you puke cause you ll fuck your teeth royal
>> Anonymous
Once you start bulimia, you won't stop unless you get some fucking help.

Trust me, I have it.
>> Anonymous
>>233789

This man is right. Stomach acid in your vomit softens the enamel on the teeth to the point where it can be brushed off with a toothbrush.

Enjoy severe sensitivity to heat and cold on your teeth OP. Even sensodyne can't save you now.
>> Anonymous
sure if you like the taste of stomach bile and teeth rot
>> Anonymous
>>233776I lost 3-4 inches on my waist in 3 months.

Healthy!
>> Anonymous
>>233790

Cry me a river, bitch.
>> Anonymous
How did you get stretch marks from losing weight?
>> Anonymous
>>233970
Don't ask how... it really does just happen.
>> Anonymous
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>>233996
Well, that confirms it.
>> Anonymous
jesus christ i'm the OP and i went to bed shortly after posting this, someone else pretended to be me

>>233790

bull shit. unless you're some 16yearold myspace girlie who cant control shit. it's quite the opposite, i wanted it to become a habit but it didnt, sometimes i even have trouble cause i just dont feel like it and i force myself.

>>233801

i didnt notice such a thing and ive been doing this for like 2 months.

>>233970

just lose alot of weight really fast and you get horrible stretch marks. mine are barely visible cause i didnt lose like 50 pounds in 2 weeks.

>>234007

fuck you
>> Anonymous
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jesus christ you guys i'm the OP! oh my godddddddd you guiseeeee!
>> Anonymous
lol yah rite im the OP, stop pretending u trollz.

My teeth just fell out and my glands are swollen ahhh
>> Anonymous
I'll admit I tried making myself throw up a few times when I was dieting. However I had a very hard time getting it all up... I think my stomach muscles are too strong. Or maybe I just don't know how to throw up right