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Anonymous
Poorfag here.
Pic related, alternative concept for a pullup "bar", cant buy normal in store (not available in store).
So my question before i ruin my doorframe, what do you think will this shit work?
>> Anonymous
Idea seems sound, try it out and let us know.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
I don't think average nails will hold the rope, you need to put wall brackets and fix it in with some kind of adhesive aswell i think. The rope might not work well since you're going to swing alot more and be unstable.
>> Anonymous
>>308382
That is my concern. that rope will go sideways when i pull up
>> Anonymous
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go to home depot and buy something that looks like in the picture. Basically you want something that's like your shower curtain rod but with more mounting holes. Figure the rest out.
>> Anonymous
>>308388
Thanks that makes more sense
>> Anonymous
>>308390
you should make sure that the wood is dense and not the cheap wood that you can stick a thumb tack into with your bare hand.
>> Anonymous
You don't have a walmart? Where do you live, I want to move there.
>> Anonymous
how poor?
>> Anonymous
>>308418
Born in a communist country, no walmart.
>> Anonymous
>>308388
Use these. If you're going to use rope, which is dumb anyway, you might as well anchor the brackets to studs above your door frame and just loop the rope lower. Nail is a baaaaaad way to go, they'll just break the wood and pop out on you, assuming they don't bend first.

Eh, personally these in-door pullup things have never worked for me, but it might be a height thing. Just find an elementary/middle school and use the bars on their playgrounds. (You know, when the schools out and shit)
>> Anonymous
Why not just order them online?
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Hmm... I don't know, but this is what I did
>> Anonymous
>>308475

Well, you're a fucking short bastard.
>> Anonymous
>>308491
he is. lol.

but he looks cute anyways. :3

yes from behind. sho cute and tiny, yes!
>> Anonymous
>>308493
You just want to eat him right up, don't you fatty.
>> Anonymous
>>308493
>>308491
he's bending his knees, so thats hwy he looks short, i think.
>> Anonymous
=( Sorry for being a poorfag chink. I didn't ask for it.

>>308507
Yep... Poor posture with the bent knees. I am proportionally fine. Still short compared to westerners though.

But let's not digress. The point here is that you can pretty much create a pullup "bar" using a bit of imagination
>> Anonymous
Nah, he's just a short asian wearing ridiculous shorts that make him look more a hobbit.

To the OP, this is looking mighty sketchy. You may be able to keep this up for a little while, but it's way easier to just go outside and look for anything sturdy you can use to do a bunch of pullups, rather than use that super-ghetto way you got going on, at risk of bending down that vent strip.
Plus, if you go outside and do pullups, that's more time spent outside getting fit rather than squeezing in a few pullups inside whilst levelling your WoW character. NIGGA PLEASE
>> Anonymous
>>308496
yes. yes i do.
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I am a fucking retard.

See, I used to do pullups on a crowbar resting on the frames of two doors at a right angle to each other (pic related). But then one day it slipped and smacked me very painfully in the nose, and I couldn't bring myself to do it anymore.

But... seeing this topic, and remembering my old method, I though I'd try it again. And so I've just now split the bridge of my nose open. There is a lot of blood and a lot of pain.