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Anonymous
/fit/, why is it that when im high and i fap i cum insane bucketloads of semen, seriously about five times as much and with much more force than when i'm not high.

insane.jpg for emphasis of how much
>> Anonymous
Drug dealers jack off into your drugs. Sometimes this extra semen is absorbed by your body and used to augment stocks in your own testicles. If you fuck yo' bitch during the time that your semen stores are augmented, she may actually conceive the dealers' kid. Rare, but well-documented. Check Google and Wikipedia
>> Anonymous
>>122126
Not a troll. I saw a documentary of it on Discovery.
>> Anonymous
>>122129

me too, be careful OP
>> Anonymous
>>122126
I heard this from a friend and I called bullshit. Bet him $5.

Turns out it's true. I lost $5 on this shit.
>> Anonymous
>>122126
Oh shit, I thought you were trolling, but decided to search anyways out of curiosity.

Sometimes reality IS stranger than fiction.
>> Anonymous
Nice try guys.

Link or fail.
>> Anonymous
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>>122126
>Drug dealers jack off into your drugs...Check Wikipedia
>> Anonymous
looks like /fit/ doesn't know much about health or fitness