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Anonymous
I guess this is the place I would go. I have a fat pimple and I seriously need to get rid of it in like 3 days. Does anyone have any ideas what I should do?
>> Anonymous
Pop it.
>> Anonymous
Active ingredient: Your nail.
Directions: Apply liberally.
>> Anonymous
Proactive. Most of my pimples are gone within three days if you use that stuff the right way.
>> Anonymous
toothpaste
>> Anonymous
antibiotics
>> Anonymous
flamethrower
>> Anonymous
One pimple?

Who's going to care?
>> Anonymous
microdermabrasion: $120 and a red face for 2 days, it'll be gone by the 3rd day
>> Anonymous
mmm its really your fault

if u would swallw
bf would have to jizz on forehead
>> Anonymous
smear shit on yourself
>> Anonymous
You know how vaccines work? They give you a little, weak part of a disease so your body can kick its ass and become immune to its bigger, badder cousins?

Same thing with pimples, the best method I (and alot of my friends) have found is to mix bacon grease and water, say a 1 to 10 ratio and wet a napkin with it. Apply this to the pimpled area 1-3 times a day for a weak and it should be gone in no time
>> Anonymous
>>379875
rrrrrright
>> Anonymous
>>379875
This Anon speaks the truth
>> Anonymous
>>379875

I know you are trolling, but talked on this board every so often is what is called the 'oil cleansing method'. Google for it. It is basically using two different oils to wash your face - and given that your body doesn't need to provide oil to fix any PH imbalance on your face, it doesn't create those oils.

It sounds like it makes sense, but my body has a decent balance of minimal acne while I use simple Ivory soap.

Putting bacon on the item would only serve to make it larger and come to a head sooner so you can pop the shit out of it.

The Anon that stated that you should pat dry your face to avoid abrasions speaks the truth. you should do that over any part of your body that is pimply.

I heard on the radio not too long ago there is a device you can buy at Walgreen's drug store, where it looks like a hot glue gun - but it doesn't get as hot. You touch the pimples in question with the hot part, and somehow that speeds the cure time. Maybe the heat kills the germs, maybe it's bullshit, I don't know. Maybe it just makes it less noticable, which would suit your purposes I would guess.
>> Anonymous
>>378865
Yes. STOP FUCKING PUTTING GEL SHIT INTO YOUR HAIR. NOTICE HOW YOU FUCKING GEL YOUR HAIR BACK AND RIGHT UNDER THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FOREHEAD, THE ACNE IS THE WORST? FUCK.
>> Anonymous
just wash your face at least 4 times a day. wash it and dry off good. this will remove some of the greasy shit in your skin and purify the pores. use soap.
>> Anonymous
Don't use soap, and don't wash your face more than 2 times a day. once in the morning, once at night.
any more than that will irritate and dry out the skin, making things worse.
>> Anonymous
successful troll is successful
>> Anonymous
>>378865
ever tried squats?