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Masturbation in Boot Camp Anonymous
Sooo... I don't know how I'll go two months without doing it. If I don't, the forces of nature WILL make me do it during the night..

What do I do? I'm not leaving till June (joining airforce). Should I start preparing my body for not doing it? Like start going as long as possible without committing the act? Any tips from people who have gone through it?

And if you haven't guessed by now, I'm male. lol
>> Anonymous
Don't worry about it. The need to spill seed tends to vanish while in boot camp. We used to joke that the cooks must have put something in our food.
>> Anonymous
I thought I was going to have problems, but somehow I stopped thinking about it. And didnt do it for like 2 weeks all the sudden.

Also there is something in the food. In the finnish army we call it "friction".
>> Anonymous
Often times jacking off comes from boredom and passively seeing porn. During summer vacation I'm beating it one or twice a day but in college, where I'm much busier, I can barely get one in a week. You won't be bored in boot camp, trust me. Most days you'll be too tired to try anything
>> Anonymous
>>28245

Saltpeter in the coffee.
>> Anonymous
Awesome, thanks guys. And lol, something in the food.

Did any of you actually come to the point where you needed to do it or nature took over during the night?
>> Anonymous
>>28273
>Most days you'll be too tired to try anything
yeah that what i am thinking too. Enjoy your >9000 pushups
>> Anonymous
>>28304
I don't know anyone who ever fessed up to having a wet dream during boot camp.
>> Anonymous
Guys, guys, you're missing the point. He is joining the air force. They give complimentary blowjobs, dood. I never once had the urge (oorah) but I woke up with a boner once and was like "FUCK HE IS COUNTING GO AWAY GO THE FUCK AWAY" and got scared out it and by the time I was on line I was like "hah....fuck yeah, bitches" was coolest kid on the block.
>> Anonymous
Do it when you poo.
>> Anonymous
>>28304
lol not in the airfarce
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
My friend's in the army. He says he can hear fapping the dead of night in the barracks, and he does it too. It's kind of those "everybody does it, and nobody says anything" kind of thing.
>> Anonymous
>>28522
Ha, I love those unspoken rules.

>>28504
totally rad

>>28508
I heard a rumor that stalls don't have doors. This true?
>> The Bowser Extremity !wmMNud0gkE
>>28520
They give you more breaks in Army boot than AF basic.
>> Anonymous
Probably because you're not there long enough to take a shit.
>> Anonymous
I've talked to Marines who didn't get even one erection during their 13 weeks at Parris Island. I wouldn't worry about it. I know I'm not.
>> Anonymous
>>28827
I hear in the Navy they put shit in your food that supposedly stops boners so you don't fuck your bunk mates. At least on submarines.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
>> Anonymous
Chairforce has one of the easiest bootcamps
>> Anonymous
>>28883
I don't know about submarines, but there is mad fucking on most ships.
>> Anonymous
>>28897
Is there a healthy ratio of girls to men in those ships?
>> Anonymous
>>28883
you mean saltpeter?
yeah ther've pretty much proven that it doesn't do crap to stop a boner.
>> Anonymous
>>28934
Also navy women are incredible whores. In the "puts sorority girls to shame" level.
>> Anonymous
you get erections at night during REM sleep- doesn't mean you're having sexual dreams, it's just that your body temp/blood pressure goes high enough.
happens about 5 times a night for about 10 minutes every time, maybe a little longer toward the end of your sleep.
>> Anonymous
I'm went through USAF basic Dec-Jan of 06/07. You will not get hard the entire time. I'm not even kidding. No morning wood, nothing. A few guys started getting them again a few days before we left. I know they say theres no salt peter in the water, but whatever. There is defiantly something. I was jerking off at a normal rate before, but as soon as you get there it all stops. Maybe its because of hell week and it breaks the habit, I dunno. You won't get more than 2-3 hours of sleep a night and you won't eat hardly anything either. You get about 20 secs for meals your first week. You'll lose any muscle mass you have too. A good tip is to drink your water as you are eating, it helps soften your food and you have to drink your 3 glasses anyway. No matter how hungry you are on that 2nd or 3rd day, when your TI comes up AND TELLS YOU TO GET THE FUCK UP FAGGOT STOP EATING YOUR DONE I SAID YOU'RE FUCKING DONE- finish your water if you haven't. Your best bet is to get up right before he gets done yelling at the last table.

Also the USAF is the biggest mistake of my life. You aren't coming to the maintenance field are you?
>> Anonymous
enjoy your shower rape