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Anonymous
19 years old, /fit/, good looking, really smart, and virgin.

How many of you fall into this category?

pic unrelated
>> Anonymous
im 21, not really that fit, average intelligence, below average personality, and virgin does that count
>> Anonymous
18, mediocre fitness, good looking, smart one upon a time, but lost faith in schooling and stopped caring, my intellect dropped like a lead weight. And virgin.
>> Anonymous
20, not fit, ok looking, pretty smart, not a virgin (but haven't had sex in over 2 years...)
>> Anonymous
>>142173

You are either the first three, or the last one. If you have managed to combine them you fucked up somewhere.
>> Anonymous
19, im pretty good looking, smart, virgin lol because im shy
>> Anonymous
>>142211
I have a 5 inch penis.
>> Anonymous
18, on the way to fit and currently mediocre, but pretty smart lol
and
virgin
^_^
>> Anonymous
19, pretty bad looking, average intellect, better than average shape, and a virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>142212
Doesn't matter. If you're fit, good looking, smart, and 19, women will come to you. If you're turning down women because you're "shy", I think you might be gay.
>> Anonymous
>>142219
Nah, I've just been at a commuter campus for the last 2 years of college (transferring), and in high school I played far too much WoW.
>> Anonymous
>>142201here

lol @ you virgins
>> Anonymous
>>142220

Which leads me to believe that the first three are false and the final is true. Bed for me.
>> Anonymous
I'm 20, good looking, perfect shape, ridiculously intelligent (bestselling author, motherfuckers), have a decent amount of my own money, an almost exactly average penis (6"x6"), and am a virgin. I think I just have absurdly high standards.
>> Anonymous
>>142223
That doesn't make any sense.
>> Anonymous
>>142224
What book?
>> Anonymous
I'm 18, fairly /fit/ although I could be better, I'm good looking depending on the person, smart, and not a virgin.
>> Miss/fit/ !CX5ZjxjyRA
>>142224

Pics, timestamp, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>142224
6 inch girth above average -- average is 4.5 around.
>> Anonymous
>>142224

bullshit. No one that still reads books is interested in what 20 year olds have to say.
>> Anonymous
NONE OF THIS SHIT MAKES ANY SENSE.

FUCKING DIRGS.
>> Anonymous
19 years old, well developed muscles, above average appearence, kinda smart and virgin. I've fought people twice my size, been attacked by a dog, seen a friend of mine get hit by a fucking car, but confronting women in a social area with no idea how to break the ice is way more terrifying to me. You are not alone anon.
>> Anonymous
I'm 20 and I'm lying on an anonymous board.
>> Anonymous
>>142234
Good thing they don't put "WRITTEN BY A 20 YEAR OLD, LOL, JUST SKIP THIS ONE" on the cover then.
>>142230
Not a camwhore
>>142227
Either you wont believe me (I don't care) and it wont matter, or you will believe me and that could be bad. Bad for me.
>> Anonymous
>>142241

DO IT FAGGOT
>> Miss/fit/ !CX5ZjxjyRA
>>142241

Translation: Ugly and a godamn liar.
NEXT.
>> Anonymous
>>142241

Your wit sure does testify to your ridiculous intelligence.
>> Anonymous
>>142224
I believe him only because lying anonymously is the epitome of pointless.
>> Anonymous
>>142241
>lol I brag on the internet with no proof!
>> Anonymous
>>142243
>>142244
SOMEONE IS JEALOUS
>> Miss/fit/ !CX5ZjxjyRA
>>142247

Jealous of a dude when I'm a chick? No, I just want eyecandy.
>> Anonymous
>>142247

you fucking faggot. I'm not going to argue with your pimply little ass about this shit, I've gotta go bang my smoking hot wife, Angelina Jolie. I'm fucking Brad Pitt, motherfucker, and I don't have to prove it because you wouldn't believe me anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>142249
>>142248
>>142247
>>142246
>>142245
>>142244
>>142243
>>142242
>>142234
>>142230
>>142227
Lol trolled.
>> Anonymous
Oh by the way guys, I'm gorgeous with perfect and a small waist and nicely rounded hips, I'm really smart ( I just found the cure for AIDS Mutherfuckers!) and guess what? I'm only 16. No pictures though, I'm not a camwhore.
>> Anonymous
>>142239
Be sure and tell the next girl you're more afraid of talking to her than seeing your friend get hit by a car. She'll love that.
>> Anonymous
>>142252
UNDERAGED B&
>> Anonymous
23 years old, very good looking, on my way to /fit/ (too skinny), really smart, not a virgin(even though I'm shy :P)
>> Anonymous
>>142263

Yea, i'm shy as the motherfucking fist of the north star. But I've still been with 2 girls and made out with plenty others. I think the virgins in this thread who think they're 'good-looking' probably have butterfaces or something.
>> Anonymous
>>142266

Yea, same here. Been with 3 girls, but that's cause I'm into long term relationships(I'm completely damaged by fucking japanimation -_-)
>> Anonymous
good looking on 4chan means 5/10 in looks.

Pics are required or it's bullshit. Due to constant overestimation.

Everyone thinks they are a 7. When most are a 7 really.
>> Anonymous
good looking on 4chan means 5/10 in looks.

Pics are required or it's bullshit. Due to constant overestimation.

Everyone thinks they are a 7. When most are a 4-5really.
>> Anonymous
19, fit, really smart and i'm iron man.

Ta ta tatatata, taratatatarara.
>> Anonymous
18, fit, decent looking, very smart, virgin
>> Anonymous
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Everyone on 4chan is a genious, good looking, and in shape, and only wants "true love".

Translates to this pic.
>> Anonymous
>>142290
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>142285
Ah but I find most people who are actually 6-7 think they are only 4-5.
>> Anonymous
21, a weakling, average looking, dumb as hell, and a virgin.
>> Anonymous
I'm 18, good looking, healthy, smart and virgin.

My penis is 5 inches.

Facts related.
>> Anonymous
20, average fitness(getting better), relatively smart compared to the bumbling idiots that people are, and virgin

honestly virgin by choice, sex has strings attached no matter how you look at it. Hooker == unsafe, one night stand == effort to do, relationship == waay too much effort and devotion to really be useful at all in the long run.

Also to all you fags that crave a relationship and are in the ronrey phase, snap the fuck out of it. What is a woman going to give you that your right hand cannot(or a fleshlight if you really want). The only additions is hassle in the form of another person you have to worry about and who is going to be a pain in the ass. Also for people who want "companionship", self-dependence you pathetic fucks heard of it? There is nothing in this world you are given, everything you have to earn. Those who get things by depending on others are setting themselves up for failure and life long dependence. You can be free when you know when shit hits the fan you can take care of yourself rather than those pieces of shit that cling to others for "emotional support" and other such bullshit when things go bad.
We may be social animals but that is just to divide up labor not for any core "bond", that is just a social fallacy created to make people play nice so things can get done.
Lastly, to all who make the counter argument "you dont know until you have felt it" I have felt this "love" thing and I know its a waste of time. It only makes you crave that persons company and makes you sacrifice your own pursuits for their which is decremental to your life because you lose control over your future as it becomes intertwined with someone else.
>> Anonymous
>>142305
5 inches is fine. And even if a girl thinks it isn't, who gives a shit. Fuck her and be done with it.

Accept that your penis is smaller than average, not small, just smaller than average and get on with life.
>> Anonymous
>>142344
honestly what is a "too-small-you-better-learn-some-technique" size? mine is also 5 and that is when erect, when flaccid its fucking tiny that it only peeps from my pubic hair(granted I have a lot[secondary question, does maintaining that actually matter?]). Honestly I am partially glad I have never gotten a girl to fuck as I feel like she would just see it and laugh and say "that's not going to be worth it". But then again, I dont base my worth around my penis, just dont want to end up with that experience as it would waste both of our time and I would lose out on a fucking opportunity.
>> Anonymous
>>142344
>Accept that your penis is smaller than average, not small, just smaller than average

WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS "SMALL" IF NOT DEFINED BY ITS RELATIVITY TO THE AVERAGE? GET THE FUCK OUT, MORON.
>> Anonymous
you guys should all go out and get a job at a coffee shop or something. you need to meet some girls and get some ass, it's what life is about. for those of you who say "i don't need it" or "i have high standards", shut the fuck up, you're just big fags
>> Anonymous
>>142355
see
>>142317

at least for the "i dont need it". Standards is irrelevant for fuckability, a vagoo is a vagoo(unless infected then its off limits)
>> Anonymous
>>142349
Shave pubes, watch good porn of a man doing a bitch right, do some squats, then go out and fuck. As a fellow 5 incher I can assure you that it's not that small at all. Sure she may be thinking "I've had bigger", but it doesn't matter. She'll cum all the same.

If it's really bothering you and you don't think your technique is that good, just focus on lasting long and going in hard.

Most people don't know what they're doing anyway, like these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g
>> Anonymous
>>142358
noted fellow anon. Also shaving/trimming pubes, what function does it play? Just making it look bigger or does it help hygiene as well?
>> Anonymous
>>142360
Both really. If you shave it all off (which I don't recommend) it makes your penis look bigger 10 FOLD!!!
But it's also cleaner that way too.

I'd advise you take a shower warm/hot immediately after trimming it, then use a moisturising cream around the area. It'll itch like hell if you don't.
>> Anonymous
I'm 22, educated and intelligent but never boastful of my brains, I'm healthy slim and fit. I'm still a virgin, I pride myself on this. I have no qualms about it, and I let others know it. Proud to be a nice person and different. I'm no Brad Pitt, but I'm no elephant man either! Peace.
>> Anonymous
>>142173

I look like that asian guy.

I'm a genius as well.
>> Anonymous
>>142317
You are not smarter, you just have other interests, and if you have ever been in a relationship you would understand that for the first 3 weeks at least it's heaven on earth.
>> Anonymous
20, good body and great looks, I have absoluely no game and can't talk to chicks, not a virgin however solely due to my looks
>> Anonymous
>>142391
you say
>I look like that asian guy. I'm a genius as well.

I read
>I am a emo faggot. Also conceited as to my own intelligence because I think emo is cool and thus cannot be a genius.
>> Anonymous
25 not in my best shape (damn i miss the golden days of being around 18 ^_^ ), still looking quite good thou. medium smart and most defenatly not a virgin.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
Except for the last part, sure.
>> Anonymous
>>142587
>and most defenatly not a virgin.

Way to prove that you are in fact a virgin like the rest of us.
>> °-° !!3RK87RSf9AQ
19, /fit/, been told i have some resemblance to a troll, bout as smart as one too, and virgin.
>> Anonymous
21 years old, decently fit, absolutely fugly, above average intelligence and virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>142317
> tons of excuses and projection

YOU snap out of it faggot. You're not an alpha male, you just think pretending to be one makes you more of one.
>> Anonymous
Buy picking the age 19 OP is narrowing it down a lot. he should have said young.
>> Anonymous
21, Fit and earning £100k a year mo'fuckers.
>> Anonymous
19, /fit/, quiet good looking, really smart but lack common sence, not a virgin
>> Anonymous
27, very fit, bald, ugly as fuck, high intelligence, not a virgin only because I gave up and went to a hooker when I was 25
>> Anonymous
>>142173
I'm the exact same. I live in a small city of only ~50,000 people, and i'm a fag. So my options are horrible. Fatties, uglies, herpes... it's terrible.
But it doesn't bother me at all. I've got all my friends, my sports, my money, and that's all I need for now. ;]
>> Anonymous
>>142643
>quiet
>sence
>really smart
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
SO GUISE WHOSE UP FOR SUM CAMWHORING?
>> Anonymous
I'm 21, over weight, funny, pretty nice guy, only ok looking

I'm not a virgin. Sucks to be you.
>> Anonymous
21
average average average
not virgin for years and having lotsa sex since i lost it
>> Anonymous
just post pics so we can judge face is ugly or not
>> Anonymous
19 years old, semi-bad looking, average intelligence, and virgin
>> Anonymous
23, pretty flabby, ok looking for a nerd, pretty smart, definitely not a virgin.

Weird how the (supposedly) less-fit guys in this thread seem to be getting more gash.

I get the feeling that virgin anons are lying about how attractive/fit they are.
>> Anonymous
23, /fit/, average, smart, fucking virgin GODDAMN.

kind of awkward but not a total social inept
>> Anonymous
19, very /fit/, poor face, fairly smart, virgn
>> Anonymous
23, fat, average, average, virgin.
>> Anonymous
21 years old, /fit/, good looking but my hair's receding, smart enough to know that I'm not as smart as I used to think, and not a virgin. I've had 3 girlfriends, and had sex with them like a million times.
>> Anonymous
23, very /fit/, not a virgin even close (thanks college!), good looking, very smart, engaged
>> Anonymous
20 / almost fit, working on it / look alright, i'd give myself a 6 or 7/ smart / virgin

:(
>> Anonymous
everybody on 4chan thinks they're smart and good looking

nobody on 4chan really is. especially with the intelligence thing, if they were smart they wouldn't be here.
>> Anonymous
>>142780
Bullseye.

>>142304
is next to the truth
>> Anonymous
>>142780

Truth hurts.

And LOL @ all the people calling themselves smart.

Talk about an oxymoron...
>> Anonymous
18, sorta fit (scrawny with some muscle), good looking, pretty smart ("englightened"), not a virgin
>> Anonymous
catshirt guy? I LOVE YOU!
>> Anonymous
25, getting fit, FUCKING CREEPY LOOKING, mildly intelligent, and virgin depending on whether or not you count getting an inch in before getting busted by the security patrolling around the bleachers.
>> Anonymous
>>142780
Not everyone is as ugly as you are.

Notice that this is /fit/, a sub-board for discussing fucking fitness, not /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>142836
I got a 1280 on the old SATs without a calculator or studying.
Not brilliant, but qualifies as smart.
>> Anonymous
I'm 21, decent fit, great personality when alone but awful around others, not ugly, virgin
>> Anonymous
>>143126

I got a 1670 without taking any classes, studying, etc.

Don't pat yourself on the back too hard there.
>> Anonymous
what does SAT include btw ?
math or what ?
>> Anonymous
>>143216

Fail.>>143126is referring to the old SATs; which had a max score of 1600.
>> Anonymous
16, good looking, getting /fit/, intelligent, and non-virgin.
;]
>> Anonymous
>>143126
>1280
>>143216
>1670

According to wikipedia, 1280 probably beat you. Old SAT 1280 is ~83rd percentile, while 1670 on new SAT is only ~70th percentile. Perhaps you shouldn't be patting yourself on the back?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SAT
>> Anonymous
24 years old, average fitness, fairly good looking, IQ in 98th percentile, and virgin. Been offered sex by both men and females a couple of times, virgin mostly duo to psychological issues about sexuality.
>> Anonymous
18, kind of trying to get /fit/, somewhat smart,get clled "cute" a lot, virgin.

SAT was 1880
>> Anonymous
>>142219gay
Describes me!
>> Anonymous
Just turned 26. I feel fucking old...
>> Anonymous
>>144752
there there
>> Anonymous
>>142294
hahahaha lol at pic

so true btw, so true
>> Anonymous
Turning 19, starting /fit/, reasonably good looking, virgin (not getting vagoo from gf *sigh*).
>> Anonymous
19; competitive swimmer since 7/worked as brand rep at hollister/homecoming prince/all the girls i have dated came to me; smart enough for a very competitive school.

i don't see how you're a virgin if you fit all three
>> Anonymous
21, look okay, pretty smart, and a virgin.

I'm a fag, so partly from, "Where the gays?" and partly from, "Oh, the gays are, by and large, very trashy people who I don't want to be around."
>> Anonymous
underageb&, /fit/, muscular looking, really smart (Going to probably the hardest highschool in Croatia), and certainly NOT a virgin.

in;b4 enjoy your aids, gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>144780

The best school in Croatia is roughly equivalent to that school in a town of 50 in rural Alabama that nobody wants to go ro.
>> Anonymous
>>144789
You don't know where Croatia is
>> Anonymous
>>144799

I do, actually. Went to school with some Croats.

They were all pretty stupid.
>> Anonymous
22 / fit / below average face / smart but socially retarded when it comes to girls / virgin ofcourse
>> Anonymous
19, average-not good looking(regular white guy), shmart but never study, virgin. Personality needs more work, still stuck with mom(pregnet with my brother) and dad. 180ish range in weight, need to exercise, but no weights or gym membership.

halp
>> Anonymous
23, poor shape, ugly, smart, gets lots of tail. take that fitness ppl.
>> Anonymous
ugly guys don't count as "tail", fag.
>> Anonymous
Everyone claims to be smart. I read somewhere that people who claim they're smart, are usually dumb as bricks, as most intelligent people actually think they're not that smart.

I'm smart...
>> !Ep8pui8Vw ## Admin Anonymous
ITT Future rapists
>> Anonymous
>>144846
IQ 134 and dumb as brick
srsly
>> Anonymous
>>144873
ur bot dumb
ur average :3
>> Anonymous
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17 years old, decent /fit/ness, martial arts (black belt karate, training in BJJ), really smart, not bad looking and had girl hit on me, good personality (plenty of attractive female friends), NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. NOW IM GETTING DESPERATE
>> Anonymous
>>144780
You're from croatia?
>> Anonymous
>>142317
you just hate to much brother, bad for the soul, bet your misreble alot to
>> Anonymous
>>142317
You'll grow out of it before you know it!
>> Anonymous
>>142317

:P Bitter much?

Meh, 19, good looking (Confidence, baby. :D), fit... though, I need to get back to working out, gaining a little pudge in the gut, and not a virgin
>> Anonymous
>>144972
19, tatted up < was a mistake , ex juicer, smokes chron, still gets roid raged,
>> Anonymous
>>144770
>>144765here. Some girls aren't into sex. They want to go long term.

Yeah yeah I know. Long term *gasp* I should be going like OH SHI-
>> Anonymous
Over 100 posts of fags talking about themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>142317
pretty much hit the nail on the head.
you put yourself ahead of others, you don;t fucking choose schools to be next to some bitch, you don't want to make sure the house is adiquate for a gf that you won't fucking rember her name in 6 months

< fucking drives a 1 seater stripped civic, nitrous blah blah blah.

fucking 19 year old career is well on fucking track.
>> Anonymous
>>144991

Eh, tattoos look cool and all, but I've personally not got one, yet. I'm planning only on getting one if I think of something particularly memorable.
>> Anonymous
>>144999
don't get sleeves, a back pece, and most of your legs.

you will grow tired of how people look at you/ job opensings avalible and wearing pants and longsleeves in the summer just to land a resanoble job.

also chicks hate it
>> Anonymous
Eh, if I got one, it'd either be on my hips, ribs, or the lower part of my stomach. >.> Quite aware not to get one where it's not easily hidden.

Ah, I beg to differ, as a chick. (I'm not the guy he was responding to) I'll agree about back and leg tattoos, not attractive, but sleeves can look pretty hot on toned arms (not buff arms, though).
>> Anonymous
>>144891
same with me dude lol
>> Anonymous
24 years old, good looking, and engaged.

BA-ZING!
>> Anonymous
>>142173

I'd do anyone who looked like that.
>> Anonymous
>>142173
op is so full of it
>> Anonymous
20 years old. Fit/semi-thin, Face is very attractive from what i hear from women. I'm not sure on intelligence, sometimes I believe Im above average and sometimes I believe Im below... I have a bi-sexual gf and far from virgin. 7.5 inch dick.

Working on body and going back to school soon, so I should have my weak points covered :)
>> Anonymous
23, obese. ugly, smarter than the average person but that's not saying much, and virgin.
>> Tasty Cupcake !NdQWOr4QFA
19 years old, getting /fit/, average looking/pretty sometimes, not a virgin.
>> Tasty Cupcake !NdQWOr4QFA
>>145560
also, not too smart. as you can see.
>> Anonymous
Everyone thinks they are good looking, pretty, smart, interesting, etc...

You're not if you're a virgin. Guaranteed. Unless you're 14.
>> Anonymous
I'm 18, have quite a few friends
I'm in an internship in an electrical engineering firm, so I guess I'm relatively intelligent.
My other job is working on a farm in the summer so I've built up quite a bit of muscle mass, particularly in my upper body
I've heard that there are a lot of girls who have crushes on me, so I guess I'm good looking, but none of them seem to want to pursue me to date or anything
I'm still a virgin even after the two girlfriends that I did have
>> Anonymous
>>142317

lol you're pathetic. You hate being a virgin.

UI can tell by your way to long response.

Go out and fuck someone; feel how awesome it is and stfu plz.
>> Anonymous
>>145580
how long did your girlfriends last? I've been in a relationship with this girl for a couple months and I'm kinda wondering how long I should be waiting before bringing up sex...
I are virgin too ;o;
>> Anonymous
23 years old, pretty fit (5'8 150), smart and not a virgin.

I think I am decently good looking, though I have been called hot by some chicks and ugly by others so a little confused.
>> Anonymous
>>145591
the first, three months, the second, seven months. but why are you asking me, I didn't have sex with either of them
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>145591
3rd date
>> Anonymous
If a girl doesn't fuck on the first date, she's a prude.
>> Anonymous
63 years old, I can no longer walk, and I scare children when I swim. Not a virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>144719
>yeah really what the fuck is up with cute? All girls ever compliment about me is I'm "cute" "have pretty eyes" "have really nice hair" and shit like that. Can I get them?

Oh, young, /skinnyfat/, I have too small of a nose but good otherwise, average in most bust very good in Math, VIRGIN! (2nd base was furthest).
>> Anonymous
>>143133
>Opposite for me. Either I'm awkward while alone with a chick, or there's other people there, I'm less awkward, but I can't do shit because...other people there.

Curses, the irony.
>> Anonymous
17 years old, pretty unhealthy(techincally obese, just look a bit overweight though), average intelligence, good personality -not virgin, 2 girls(1 of them is current gf - i get it atleast 4 times a week)
>> Anonymous
i'm fit, good looking, smart, funny, and a virgin cuz i'm fucking crazy
>> Anonymous
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17 years old, /fit/, good looking, mildly smart, major asshole and non-virgin

pic related, taken about this time last year
>> Anonymous
>>145901
2/10
>> Anonymous
>>145901
you have a face like i wanna beat the shit out of you

not good.
>> Anonymous
>>145901

You look like a major asshole
>> Anonymous
>>145901
i like your back ;3
>> Anonymous
>>145901
17 years old, /fit/, good looking, mildly smart, major asshole and non-virgin

>>145909
You look like a major asshole

I guess he pulls the look off well?
>> Anonymous
>>145901
You look like you're 12 years old.
>> Anonymous
this thread got hijacked way to easily. ive seen that pic 400099999999999 times befor

nt troll
>> Anonymous
19, good looking, pretty smart, virgin, and I'm fucking unstable as hell.
>> Anonymous
18, /fit/, reasonably good looking, really smart, non-virgin

i'd be a virgin though, if it weren't for teh 1 girlfriend i've ever had. i am shy and rather bad with words, so... :/
>> Anonymous
Men overestimate how smart/good looking/fit they are and women underestimate.
>> Anonymous
>>145901

lol this guy is not /fit/ in the slightest..

lets see, pressing strength: zero
pulling strength : zero
leg strength: negative fifty.

posture: cataclysmic.

i could fold your up like a bedsheet
>> Anonymous
>>146006

True. I was told years after the fact that I was a teenage hearthrob. Well fuck....
>> Anonymous
19, decent shape, been told i'd be better looking if i got my weight down (was about 200+ this time last year, currently 5'10'' and around 175) , breaking 160 by the end of summer would be sick), smart (2070 new SATs, crap math score), never even kissed a girl. Low confidence before, still can't talk and get what i want from a relationship

tl;dr: probably a bit better off than the other virginfags here, but not by much
>> Anonymous
>>146025
You can tell his leg strength by a face picture? Is that you, God?
>> Anonymous
>>146065

yeah, if his legs were strong so would his back, abs, all the supporting muscles, not to mention the GH effect it has on the upper body. i guarantee it.

he might run or cycle, but that doesn't make you rlegs strong, and you are a fool if you think so.

strong is a 315lb squat, strong is an 800lb leg press
>> Anonymous
>>145901
You need hair.
>> Anonymous
20, decently fit, pretty good looking, pretty smart, non virgin, very sociable
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
19 years old, pretty fit, decent looking, very smart, socially retarded (but getting better) and super virgin.
>> Anonymous
19, super fit been working out since i was 15, overall not bad looking, really smart graduated valedictorian, and i still didn't lose my virginity untill like two weeks ago
>> Anonymous
18, pretty fit, smart, handsome, but I'm extremely reserved and can come off as a dick. I also not a touchy-feely person at all.
>> Anonymous
lost my virginity to a fucking 5/10 when i was 17 and hammered up on rum. in a hot tub.

then when i was 19, fucked an 8/10 somehow while tanked on schnappes and blitzed.

then when i was 20, fucked another 8/10 after drinking a whole bottle of red wine. she was crazy and i pretended i was asleep till she left my apartment.

didn't fuck a girl sober till i was 21, first gf too.

i stumbled into pretty much all my sexual experiences. and was skinny and kinda goofy looking.

now im 22, in crazy shape, super strong, look manly, and i get no ass at all
>> Anonymous
>>146165

man story of my life minus all sexual experiences except the first and replace 5/10 with 7/10 total slut who later on went (a few months later) to have a gangbang with 2 guys and her
>> Anonymous
ITT: We lie to ourselves.
>> Anonymous
>>146180
so pretty much not at all the same thing
...
>> Anonymous
>>142239
how can facing a woman scare you? just say something... anything... we don't bite... unless you're into that ;)
>> Anonymous
>>146213
On 4chan, women are all scary dirty dirty whores.
>> Anonymous
>>146216
fuck you cunt!
>> Anonymous
Sort of same position as guy above.

8 year Marine here. Staff Sergeant.

Combat comes naturally too me. Can think clearly in fire fight and make good decisions. But I can't think of anything to say in social situations. Nothing to say.

I'd rather be in Iraq than a party I had to talk to women.
>> Anonymous
>>146228
What the hell. Girls love uniforms. Any uniforms.

I should know this, since I'm a mail man. I did your mother. Probably your sister too.
>> Anonymous
>>146320

I KNEW WHEN YTOU WERE TALKING NICE WITH MY MOM - U WERE UP TO SOMETHING

F*** U!
>> Anonymous
>>146228

I feel your pain, man.

Speaking of Iraq, I want to go. I need to be a part of the war --I don't want look back on this as a time of cowardice, shame.

If I enlist in the Army this summer, would I still have a shot at getting deployed to Iraq. I want to do OCS, but I'm afraid they'll slot me into some shitty logistical/support non-combat branch. Fuck that.
>> Anonymous
>>146334

What can I do to ensure that I'll get deployed to Iraq after enlisting? I've been studying Iraqi Arabic for the past few months; is there anything else i should be doing in order to get a tour in Iraq?
>> Anonymous
>>146335

You could be sent to the balkans. Its all about to kick off over there, an entire battallion from the british army has been deployed there for peacekeeping. I doubt they have the firepower capacity to even compare it on a scale to Afghanistan.

The war in Iraq is still going to be going for a few years. Even if the violence calms, troops will still be deployed for peacekeeping while their government is rebuilt.

I think your choice for going enlisting in the Army is completely wrong. I dont know who said it;

"If you want peace, you must be ready for war".

You appear to want to go to Iraq to kill people and show what a big man you are, i could be wrong, i dont know you and i most likely never will. This isnt what the army stands for, and FYI your training is going to take about 3/4 a year +/- depending on what you specialise in (assuming its the same length as British Army). So you will not be getting deployed for some time yet.
>> Anonymous
>>146339


Actually, I can't even kill a mosquito without feeling
contrite.

I feel the Iraqi people have been completely fucked over by not only this war, but the whole of modern history, and I want nothing more than to protect them and help prevent their county from sliding into even deeper chaos.

My father lucked out of the Vietnam draft, but he's felt guilty about this his whole life. He didn't agree with the war, he didn't support --but he still regrets not serving.

I don't want to have that burden in my life.
>> Anonymous
21, very fit, good looking though not 'pretty', about average intelligence. Haven't had sex in over a year. I'm afraid I'm getting used to it.
>> Anonymous
>>146345


you seem like a pretty decent kid.
>> Anonymous
>>146335

join the foreign service, bra. if you pass the language test with arabic and request to be sent to iraq, i'm pretty sure they'll oblige.
>> Anonymous
>>146165

the hot tub part is a lie. There was no penetration, and def. no orgasm.
>> Anonymous
19 Years old, /ripped bod/, hawt, super smart, not a virgin

many males on /fit/ are muscle bound ex-fatties, who have no confidence to approach women
>> Weed and Exercise
Meh, me.
>> Anonymous
>>142317

You must be the most pathetic creature I ever found lurking the internet.

inb4 trolled, trolls don't type that much
>> Anonymous
>>146475

HELP IM TRAPPED IN MY MUSCLE AND CANT GET TO THE PHONE TO CALL 911
>> wryyyyyy
>>142219

fuck yer, i turned down almost all women that asked me out except one..

and yeah, my stats are 21 y/o, not perfectly /fit/ just average, good looking, pretty smart (studies hard) and virgin.

and sad to say, it depends on your college and whom you are hooking up with
>> Anonymous
18, fat, decent bone structure, very smart, virgin.
I'm attempting to get rid of both the second and fifth things though. And the fourth is slowly fading on it's own.
>> Anonymous
>>145901
Lucas???
>> Anonymous
Jesus god damn it you people are fucking idiots.
>> Anonymous
Almost, except take away virgin and add athletic.
>> Anonymous
ITT self-important morons who are just pathetic losers IRL
>> Anonymous
18, fairly fit, cute on a good day, "school" smarts but socially retarded, and virgin (of course).

Meh.
>> Anonymous
22 with overweighted shape. personality: ?, looking: ?, intelligence: ?. virgin (what else).