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Passing the whiz quiz Anonymous
Sup /fit/
Ok, I just recently got a job offer. decent pay, easy going work at a beer warehouse. Only problem is I smoke a goo amount of weed, and have been doing so for a couple of years.
now they want mme to go in for the drug screening in 2 days. im in the middle of a bowl as we speak.....
now I have been reading up on the drinks and all those tricks for the past 3 hours. I talked to a guy i worked with and he said the drinks work, "all the union workers were drinking it when they started random testing in the mid to late 90's durring the big dig"
Now I heard zinc sulfate works for short term
Pectin, the stuff that gelitenizes jelly works
and the drink works.

what do you guys think? any of you use any of those before?
>> sage sage !ccqXAQxUxI!!SOJ
rowerfag, reporting in...
every field you dumb motherfucker
>> sage sage !ccqXAQxUxI!!SOJ
rowerfag again, forgot to add something... get the fuck back to 420chan
>> Anonymous
They're all bullshit. Take it from me. I used to vaporize 4 times a day for 3 years straight. I also lost 2 years of my life extremely addicted to hard drugs, so I'm the person you should be listening to on how to beat the test.

Despite what Steve McStoner at the head shop may have told you, zinc doesn't do shit. It doesn't eliminate cannabinoid metabolites. Neither do drinks. 99.99% of products for drug testing are: 1) diuretics so you drink more liquid, or 2) drinks that make you drink a lot of liquid to dilute your urine. THERE IS NO CHEMICAL THAT REDUCES CANNABINOID METABOLITE LEVELS.

What you can do, then, is dilute your urine. This is how the drinks work, and it'll be just as effective if you do it yourself, if not more. How? Well, 24 hours prior to the test, start drinking a shitload of water. With enough dilution, your metabolite levels will fall into undetectable range. They check your Vitamin B and creatine levels to make sure you're not diluting your urine, though. To counteract this, and to make sure your urine isn't totally clear, load up on Vitamin B Complex and Creatine dietary supplements before the test. Also, make sure it's not the first pee of the day. You want it to be your second and third whiz. And take urine from the middle of the stream, not the front or end. You will pass.

Alternatively, just use a friend's pee. They check the temperature, though, so you can't just put it in a cup. Have him pee into a condom. Tape it onto your inner thigh when the test approaches. It'll keep warm, then. Keep a safety pin on you and prick the end when you go to urinate. It'll sound just like you're peeing into a cup, and it'll pass.
>> Anonymous
>>70886
Oh, and if you fail, most places will let you do a retest. False positives do happen. You have to be persistent and act right, though. Be upset but calm and stead. Tell them it's absolutely outrageous that it thinks you're smoking weed. Tell them that you're insulted. You have to pull this off perfectly. If you make them truly believe that you're just outraged it gave you a "false positive," they'll let you retest.

So do what I just said above. And for god's sake, don't smoke more weed before the retest if you failed the first time. The retest should buy you enough time to pass.