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Let's Get Physical Anonymous
Sup /fit/

Okay, so every time I got to get a physical I can never piss, no matter how much water I drink. My dick always freezes up and I just can't piss. Happens when I'm in public restrooms sometimes as well. Obviously, I must be insecure, but is the anyway to overcome this problem? I need a physical and I need to get the water flowing. >:O
>> Anonymous
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Bump for insecurity ; ;
>> Anonymous
i dunno, this happens to me too.
it's like a shy/nervous bladder situation.

it doesn't bother me when i'm drunk off my ass tho, but i doubt that'd go over well for a physical.

if i drink a fuckton of water it usually helps me, also caffeine.
caffeine is probably the big winner. green tea and coffee. chug cold if you're not really fond of either.
>> Anonymous
Two tips: Practice pissing in public toilets to get over shyness.
And running water helps. Let the sink run and hold your hand in the water.
>> Anonymous
GET OUT IM PISS
>> Kung-FU !!yKQtbs254kV
Man I have this same problem, except I can't pee when someone's near my urinal. I fuckin' hate it. Sometimes I just walk away without peeing and flush the toilet as if I did pee. Embarrassing to say the least. Usually it only happens when I don't have to pee really bad so it isn't a big deal.
>> Anonymous
happens to me too
once i drank 2 liters of water so i could piss, and i still couldn't
only thing that happened was that my blood pressure got even higher than it usually is around doctors (160/80, normally i'm around 120/70)
>> Anonymous
tickle yourself right above your ass crack.
I'm being totally serious. I call it the P Spot.
>> Anonymous
>>165753
Also describes me.

I ONLY use toilets and will never piss if someone else is in the bathroom.
>> Anonymous
Happens to me to.

I can totally walk up to a urinal and piss if someone is in there already, but if I'm just unzipping and someone comes in I totally freeze up.
>> Anonymous
imagine going super insane and beating the shit out of everyone around you.

i always imagine the fight scene in terminator 3 in the bathroom, where im just plowing everyone through walls and shit. this seems to get me pissing.

you gotta think alpha
>> egas
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>> Anonymous
I kind of like peeing near people.

I'd pee my pants on camera for money.