ok brahs so i have this issue. i'm a really fit guy but there's something that makes me so tired that i feel like a total fat ass. i'm talking about talking about needing to take a shit. it's not constipation b/c when i feel like taking a dump i can just go to a bathroom and take care of business. the funny thing is after i take the dump i'm a total different person, i have the energy of a 6 year old with add. this is not good b/c i took a dump yesterday at around midnight and couldn't go to sleep for another four hours. what the fuck is wrong with me?pic kinda related.
lol... you have a funny problem.
every time you have to take a shit smoke a joint then go to the bathroom
ahh, a case of anal euphoric syndrome, commonly known as happy dumps, i reccomend seeing a doctor and not relying on the fags of 4chan to give you an answer to such a bizzare conditionnice pic though.- anon, 4chan m.d.
err, shit a lot so you can always be energetic.
>>298859Did you graduated in Bulgaria?That's an obvious case of Pooping Cocaine.When he finishe, he smells his great dump and inhales coacine, thus provoking euphoria and add.Case solved, just don't smell your shit.
>>298952>>298859Oh you children. This is a textbook case of hypermanic colorectal evacuatory syndrome.