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Mental /fit/ness help sought Anonymous
Here's the background story in TL;DRspeak:
mai waifu left -> I bawwwed -> I dropped into hikikomori mode -> unable to stop thinking about becoming an hero (even though this is stupid and would solve nothing).

Questions:
1) What can I do to forget about her that doesn't involve self-destructive behavior?
2) How do I make myself quell those self-destructive urges in the first place?
3) How do I become more comfortable in social situations again (the obvious answer of 'immersion and practice' isn't really working)?

Anon realizes he is admitting to failing here; however, Anon is willing to talk about his own fail now if it means a chance at win later.
>> Anonymous
>>306761
I don't know what the fuck moonspeak you just spoke, but here goes.
you've got to hang out with your friends, preferably guys who will tell you "fuck it man, you don't need her". also you need to get arrogant, tell yourself how awesome you are and how you can get bitches if you want to.
mainly just hang out with friends and do shit to fill up time. its gonna hurt for a while, so its best to find as much filler as possible.
also, self destructive behavior is stupid. don't give a girl that much power over you.
>> Anonymous
>>306761

I would also leave your worthless anime loving weaboo ass, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>306761

You're pathetic. If you're going to hurt yourself then do it but don't bring this nonsensical shit to fit.

sage because I don't bump bitch posts.
>> Anonymous
Solution:

1. GB2/a/
2. Enjoy your 2D waifus.
3. ?????
4. Win Darwin's award!!!
>> Anonymous
1) Don't fantasize about her. I don't just mean sexually. I also mean, stop day dreaming about how she's gonna come running back to you. Try to silence those fantasies by thinking about the reality of the situation. She left you. She's not coming back, etc.

2) Do #1, but don't completely silence your emotions. Have some time to grieve, but limit it.

3) Get rid of the things that remind you of her. Put them all in a box and store them in the attic.

4) A serious breakup is often akin to completely losing someone (ie death), at least in terms of the grieving process. Don't be embarrassed to be upset.

5) Keep yourself busy. Don't lock yourself in a dark room all day and drink. Giving up on everything will lead to a vicious cycle of depression.
>> Anonymous
Oh god you sound like a woman. You're single again, have some fun. Remember new pussy is good pussy. That feeling of fucking a new chick for the first time, the feelings leading up to it, so awesome.
>> Anonymous
Masturbate to lots of porn... or tentacle rape or whatever you weaboos get off too.
>> Anonymous
Talk to her once more, face-to-face, and let everything out. Make sure to include all the points of the relationship that really pissed you off, leave with a simple goodbye, then try and completely forget about her. Get drunk once or twice and make a boisterous scene of how much you don't give a damn. Isolate this problem from every other problem in your life and do not let them stack up; deal with each one individually. Write in a letter everything you feel, everything you loved and, more importantly, hated about her, seal it, then burn it. Don't try talking to her friends- just accept that they left when she did- instead hook up with your buddies and drink decent beer while you bitch about women. Also, go to a bar or club or anywhere and find a rebound to make you acknowledge that she wasn't the only woman who will ever give 2 shits about you. Leave as long as you need to get over her, then hit the dating scene- and remember, noone will ever care if you end everything with her on bad terms.

The end. Also don't turn gay, that helps noone.
>> Anonymous
>>306910
It helps me cum in more man ass.
>> Anonymous
*Initiating male motivational speak to counteract your moon speak*

You weak weeaboo ass goblin. Get out of BAAAAW mode and stop acting like a woman. Only women were built for emotions to bear motherhood so unless you have two teats and a vagina you need to cowboy up and seize the better part of your manhood.

No woman is worth crawling on the Earth. Not even your own damned wife. If she truly gave two shits and a wink about you then she wouldn't leave you up piss creek with no paddle.

So piss on her memory. Burn her things she left behind, set of firecrackers in the countryside, fight somebody in a sparring session, or join an MMA gym with a punching bag. Do something destructive as an outlet for your emotions rather than writing for help online as an outlet. Men always recover quickest because unlike women we work our best when things suck the most.

Your pain isn't legendary. More than a thousand men endure the same thing everyday. You can either emerge from this a swaggering champion or a drunkard in a bar. Either way it's time for you to piece your life back together starting tomorrow.

Take your money and join a boxing or MMA gym. Not some cardio bunny ridden filth but a real one with people exiting the doors nursing bloody noses. Fight and be merry, you'll learn what real pain is as opposed to emotional pain and you'll learn how to handle both.

Last of all, as a final salute to a fellow man I'll send you this motivation. Scroll to 4:21 in the video to watch and learn from the best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnbUNnZ7GU

and throw the moonspeak shit out the window. If you want respect from your fellow brothers, learn to be fluent in these languages: English and sarcasm.
>> Anonymous
>>306876
This, except get rid of the shit. Burn it if you think the metaphorical cleansing of fire will help.
>>306935
Also this, especially the fighting part. No single thing has helped me more mentally than doing Jiu-Jitsu and sparring MMA at least once a week.
>> King Hater !!XdrUdWLpsGw
This is the only answer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

not rick roll
>> Anonymous
What's it like to hug a girl?