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Anonymous
Anyone got experience with BLEACHING your teeth?

Which method is the best?
>> Anonymous
cover your teeth with sperm. it works wonders
>> Anonymous
drink more milk, drink more water, brush after every meal. dont drink soda. dont smoke. dont drink coffee. floss, mouthwash.

the list goes on, if you do those things you wont need to bleach. trust me.
>> Anonymous
heroin is best for dental health.
>> Anonymous
from lifehacker.com

chew strawberries with some baking soda (don't swallow it). It creates some kind of acid that whitens your teeth.