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Anonymous
Hey /fit/

So this guy who's pretty much just a floating head on a plasma screen or something wants me to fight monsters and shit

I figure I need to be in shape for that, the jackass won't give me a gun

What kind of routine does /fit/ think someone like me needs?
>> Anonymous
Fighting monsters sounds like a pretty good routine itself
>> Anonymous
Dress up in spandex.

Get 4 of your friends to do the same.

Mount giant robot and kick monster ass.
>> Anonymous
>>36183

The floating asshole won't let us on the giant robots until about half an hour into the fight.

So until then I gotta actually do work.
>> Anonymous
>>36195

Fuck. Well then I guess you should practice jumping up into the air and landing on your back as a pyrotechnic device goes off a few feet in front of you. That really gets the metabolism going.
>> Anonymous
hahahahaha
>> Anonymous
Being fit wasn't part of the resume. You just have to be a teenager with attitude.
>> Anonymous
>>36210

That's what I thought, until the stunt doubles were fried by said pyrotechnics.
>> Anonymous
Shit, I wanna know this too. What kind of workout does /fit/ think a power ranger would need?
>> Anonymous
>>36216

What do you think the pyrotechnics are there for? They motivate you to jump away from 'em!
>> Anonymous
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whatever workout this guy does
>> Anonymous
>>36223

Having gay sex is fairly good cardio, but I wouldn't recommend it.
>> Anonymous
>>36226

Wrong color
>> Digi
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>> Anonymous
>>36231

They're all gay. Only one of them became a porn star, though.
>> Anonymous
>>36233
>>36234
not actually him.
>> Anonymous
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>>36233

That's a look-a-like.

This is real though, sadly.
>> Anonymous
You're all idiots, heres an in depth comparison.

http://www.queerclick.com/archive/2006/03/austin_st_john.html
>> Anonymous
looking back, i lol'd at how the yellow ranger was asian, the black ranger was black (and did stereotypical black stuff like breakdancing), and the white ranger had the best powers and a different, more elaborate costume.
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they should've made the show all about these guys
>> Anonymous
>>36421

Pink ranger had a skirt. I think in the Japanese version the guy wearing the suit was a man.
>> Guil
>>36423
That's not Seth Green, is it? Never noticed if so, those guys should have had a show

>>36421
Seriously, what the hell.
>> Anonymous
>>36421

White Ranger was from a different Japanese show, but everything else there's no excuse. haha