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Anonymous
hi /fit/.

i am about to get into a fight with some middle aged men.

i am 155.
18 yrs old.
5'9
13% body fat
bench press 200 lbs
squat 250 or so
good cardio vascular health.
i am a moderately good 5th year high school wrestler.

i am wearing some skaterish shoes since i cant find my wrestling shoes and have no tennis shoes. a long sleeve t-shirt and shorts (above the knee for movement, but should they be below the knee for protection?)

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>> Anonymous
why are you getting into fights with middle aged men.

also, men? as in plural? what the butt are you thinking?
>> Anonymous
Don't do it!
>> Anonymous
wait... what?
>> Anonymous
>>303545
i have friends to help me. me being the toughest among them.
>> Anonymous
blow out their knees with low kicks. when they're on the ground, throw them over your back, and move up and down bending at the knees and crouching to standing straight. repeat
>> Anonymous
Bring a weapon, your friends, and fight dirty. I wrestled too in high school, and its a great advantage with the takedowns and ground awareness, but it also limits you in how you think a fight is going to go down. People are going to be swinging, so don't just do pure wrestling. Let the anger flow, man.
>> Anonymous
>>303539
gouge their eyes, punch them in the neck, knee them in the balls, BE IN IT TO WIN IT BABY
>> Anonymous
I don't think you have a fight, Enjoy being in a gay orgy.
>> Anonymous
this is good advice, thanks.


if i fuck up one of their knees doest that give the others permission to fuck me up too though?
>> Anonymous
Bring a knife and stab that old faggot in the face and chest so many times that the doctors can't plug up all the holes in time no matter what.
>> Anonymous
lol 5th year of highschool. stay back more
>> Anonymous
BASEBALL BAT MOTHERFUCKER BRING ONE
>> Anonymous
>>303539
>i am about to get into a fight with some middle aged men.
What? Did they challenge you to a fight and you said like "Hold on let me go ask 4chan what to do real quick"? wat?
>> op
>>303572
the wrestling team is small, middle schoolers wrestle under the name of the high school they are going to go to.
>> Anonymous
ok ok is this like a angry stree fight or some sort of organized thing
>> Anonymous
you should just kick one in the balls
>> Highlander
FIGHT DIRTY! most of all, always fight like your life depends on it because one day it just might
>> op
>>303584
well apparently its been planned for at least a few hours. why do you ask?
>> op
>>303598
like in a few hours.
>> Anonymous
>>303558
OP, do what that brah' tells you and you'll be alright.
>> Anonymous
oh you silly americans
>> Anonymous
>>303569
Chances are they are probably going to even if you don't put up a fight. Fighting is not like a civilized game of chess, there are basically no rules, so who knows what they will do to you.

Good luck!
>> Anonymous
Get your shirt off, its a great disadvantage when wrestling or in take downs.
>> Anonymous
They're old, so they're probably weak cowards.
>> op
>>303673
middle aged isnt really old. they could be badasses.
>> Anonymous
>>303675

What do you define as middle-aged? I'm thinking 40-50 year olds.
>> Anonymous
>>303678
40-42 years old is when men reach their strength peak.
>> Anonymous
>>303680

That's true, but thats if they train or do manual labor. And thats the minority of the population, if the guys you're fighting are like that, watch out. Don't let it psych you out. But how many middle-age guys are like that? All the ones I know and see are weak, fat, or drunks, or some combination of those qualities.
>> op
>>303678
well thats what my friend, who told me about this, would call middle aged.
>> Anonymous
middle aged men at typically stronger than young people cause of the years of work they have. and since these guys are wanting to fight young people, i'd say they dont sit at a desk for a living, so they should be a lot bigger than 155lbs. dont fight dirty cause they will too.
>> Anonymous
bring a knife, if you are not enough of a man to grab one of your parents cutting or kitchen knifes get a rock and take him down and smash the rock into his face over and over till it looks like jerky. Mount him and grab his balls. rub them till he gets hard. make him cry and call him a faggot becausae he got hard to another man. then punch his bonner. Rape him. Shove a pencil down his pee hole to make him stay hard. keep on beating him. even if he says stop. you not only kicked his ass, you raped him and made him your bitch
>> Anonymous
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>>303539
elbows are fantastic weapons.

i was taught by several veteran brawlers that the key to survival in any unpredictable situation was "punch as hard as you fucking can then run as fast as you fucking can"
this has held me in good stead and kept me alive through the various altercations i have found myself in.

bear in mind that as the biggest of your crew your opponents will most likely gang up on you and try to take you down first, for precisely the same reason as one would shoot a general before shooting his grunts given the opportunity.

that said, as the other anons suggested, fight as dirty as possible. punch throats, kick balls, gouge eyes, bite, scratch, pull hair, anything so long as you escape alive.
>> Anonymous
Be a head hunter, getting hit in the face fucks with your senses and ability to concentrate.
>> Anonymous
>>303699
Ya mon'.
>> Anonymous
>>303539
invite him to your house and fight in your front yard. so if he even hits you. you can claim assault and trespassing on your property. You should make some coffee or boil some water. and when you take him down with your wrestling have one of your friends dump the boiling liquid on his face.
>> Anonymous
>>303539
is the middle age guy married and have kids?? Google his name and find out where he lives. see if he has a wife and get a bunch of your friends to stalk out the house. break in and kidnap her. or find out where she works and stuff hang out and become her friend. invite her to lunch and slip a shit load of painkillers and sleeping pills into her food. take alot of pictures of her naked and email it to her faggot husband. get some sharpies and write shit on her ass
>> Anonymous
this fight seems really stupid. is this planned? have you agreed to fight other person at said time and said place? why would you fight dirty unless you were being attacked unprovoked and unalerted and your life, well being or property are at stake? it just seems really stupid to call someone out to a fight them gouge their eyes out and run.
>> Anonymous
OP, you and your friends should just not show up. Come like 30 minutes later in a car and drive by and laugh at their dumbasses for actually coming to an appointed street fight.
>> Anonymous
HEADBUTTS!!!
>> Anonymous
>>303725
fighting is something men rather than women do. i have proven it is not stupid
>> Anonymous
>>303721
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>> Anonymous
>>303733
even better, is if you are in a car. and you drive by him. hit him with your car. its a good opening attack that will crit him and at least knock off half his life bar. after you ram him. reverse and run off him for a good one-two combo. Then once he is weakened get out of the car and punch him alot.
>> Anonymous
>>303733

Seriously, who sits down and agrees to have an appointment for a street fight.
>> Anonymous
>>303750
Fuck hitting someone with your car. Whatever happen to a good old fashion drive by shooting? You would definitely win a gang fight that way and get some street cred too OP.
>> Anonymous
This is a horrible topic. WTF is wrong with some of you people?
>> Anonymous
>>303725

That's what is fun!
You go there, gouge their eyes out then throw them at someone yelling "TAG! YOU'RE IT!"

Anyway, I agree with>>303568.

And of course the best way to start is a kick in his knee, as he would expect a punch, leaving him a little confused, and hitting in the stomach, leaving him breathless. Then he's all yours to hit on face / head (if he bends over).

If you hit him in the stomach and he laughs, well, bye dude! Go buy a new set of eyes!
>> Anonymous
>>303673

hi, i'm middle aged and i would fuck your shit up. l2age lifenoob.
>> Anonymous
>>303539
Do you have a pit bull OP? You should sick it on the middle age fag. After your dog is finish mauling him go in for single leg takedown and beat his ass
>> Anonymous
the secret to successful street fighting is to embrace the rage and go ballistic on the fucker. all this rubbish about striking throats or taking out knees or whatever is ullshit perpetuate by faggots who don't have enough fight experience to realise street fights are dirty and brutal, and as a human your adrenaline dump will fuck up all your best laid plans. just open up and let the violence flow will be the best advice for you.
>> Anonymous
30> 18 year old go watch some UFC
>> Anonymous
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>>303773
>LET THE HATE FLOOOOW THROUGH YOU

Cool advice, bro.
>> Anonymous
>>303773
agreed.
the opponent in street fighting is usually sparatic, their movements can't be calculated because anger and adrenalin make people do things they don't even know is going to happen. so unlike sparring in some martial arts match, you'll be fighting someone who has no other thought in his head other than to tear your head off.

I've personally never been in a street fight, but I understand the concepts pretty well.
>> Anonymous
>>303798
its a street fight. so there are no rules. the only thing you do know is how ready you are personally. So train and always carry a pencil with you. if you get in a jam do what the Joker did in Dark Knight and shove the pencil into the guys eye. That will end the fight quickly
>> Anonymous
Hi OP. Can you get one of your friends to tape this? K, thanks.
>> Anonymous
BEAT HIS ASS SEA BASS
>> Anonymous
So what happend?
>> Anonymous
Hi, I'm posting in a troll thread!
>> Anonymous
hi /fit/.

i am about to get into a fight with some old aged women.

i am 110.
18 yrs old.
6'5
30% body fat
bench press 20 lbs
squat 80 or so
good cardio vascular health.
i am a moderately good 1st year elementary school wrestler.

i am wearing some bunny slippers since i cant find my wrestling shoes and have no tennis shoes. a long sleeve t-shirt and shorts (above the knee for movement, but should they be below the knee for protection?)

thats all i can think of. wish me luck, give me advice.
>> Anonymous
wear steel-toed shoes.
Kick them in the knees.
Then run away.
>> Anonymous
>>304059
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
hi /fit/.

i am about to get into a fight with some senior citizen aged men.

i am 189.
22 yrs old.
5'10
15% body fat
bench press 225 lbs
squat 300 or so
decent cardio vascular health.
i am a moderately good college graduate gin rummy player.

i am wearing some rockports shoes since i cant find my rummy shoes and have no tennis shoes. a short sleeve button down seer sucker, assless chaps (below the knee for movement, but should they be above the knee for protection?)

thats all i can think of. wish me luck, give me advice.
>> Anonymous
I'm getting a real homosexual vibe from this entire thread.
>> Anonymous
hi /fit/

i am about to get into a fight with some sith lords.

i am 184
35 yrs old.
5'10
10% body fat
force bench press 450 lbs
force squat over 9000
good midichlorian levels.
i am a moderately good 5th level jedi knight.

i am wearing some leather boots since i can't find my rancor-hide boots and have no tennis shoes. a long brown cloak and white pants. (robe flows down to mid-calf for coolness, but should it be above the knee for movement?)

thats all i can think of. wish me luck, give me advice.
>> Anonymous
Besides this being a total troll thread I will say this. The best piece of advice about entering a fight is you don't think about what the other guy is going to do to you, you only think about what you're going to do to him.
>> Anonymous
Stay relaxed. Hit them harder than they hit you.

I'd advise staying out of this, however. You don't have a clue how many opponents there are, if they have weapons, etc.
>> Anonymous
bring a gun
>> Anonymous
>>304387

The only worthwhile post ITT.
>> Anonymous
unless you plan on beating him in a weightlifting contest, or plan on slamming him, what you can pick up means SHIT in a fight.
its all about technique.

pic related, as he is the #1 or #2 best pound for pound fighter in the world. its not about who has THE BIGGER MUSSLES
>> Anonymous
>>304709
pic related?
>> Anonymous
>>304709
Bullshit, I could beat the shit out of that guy. Best fighter in the world my ass.
>> Anonymous
Just aim for the balls, all that matters is who is left standing.
>> Anonymous
>>303804


Yeah, great advice... turn a scrap into jailtime by jamming a pencil into a mans eye.

You dipshit. He is guaranteed to see a spell in the slammer for that shit... especially as he PRE FUCKING ARRANGED the fight before hand.

The best way to win this fight, would be to not go to the fight... you hotheaded little faggot.

Unless you've actually spent a good year or so, at a good boxing/wrestling club... you don't stand a flying fuck of a chance against several heavier... likely more experienced middle-aged men.

Enjoy your wired jaw and knee brace, champion.