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dear fit i need help The Hound
Dear fit,

here's the story. Us over at /tg/ have a really really awesome favorite author by the name of george. he's writing what is arguably the coolest fantasy series in earth's existence.

The problem is that it is now 2008 and he's only getting older, fatter, and full of more diabetes. We're afraid that he's going to pull a robert jordan and die before he can finish the series.

We at /tg/ humbly request the help of the distinguished gents of /fit/ to help us create a training regiment and to help our friend george stick to it so that he can live a long and full heartattack-free life.

What say you /fit/?

pic related. george r.r. martin in 2005. i think you can see some nachos stuck in his beard.
>> Anonymous
Tell him to cut red means, eat lean white meats, lots of leafy greens, tons of fiber, and NO fat-based sauces. Also, tell him to get a dog, and walk him every evening to keep his heart young.
DONE! ;]
>> sage
>>109247

Also a whore to suck his cock every night, i am sure there is a gross fat girl over there who can help with that.
>> Anonymous
He looks a lot better in real life than he does in that pic. He'll be fine. I think he addressed this on his website or at a reading or something.
>> The Hound
>>109256
i dunno man. i'm still kind of skeptical.

I think the dog idea was pretty good. or maybe start a garden or something.