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silly people Anonymous
Im 21, 5'8", 170lb ~8% body fat

I sit on my ass all day, drink 2% milk with every meal, lots of meat, strombolis, pizza, instant noodles, popsicles, PBJ... I smoke weed all the time and have incredible munchies that I always fulfill.

I work out no more than 2 minutes every other day with some 15 lb dumbells, I look like a lean body builder.

Without ever training in any way, I can run 2 miles in 15:20
>> Anonymous
Actually, Im probably around 10% body fat
>> Anonymous
>> 8% body fat
>> lots of meat, strombolis, pizza, instant noodles, popsicles,..
>> I work out no more than 2 minutes every other day with some 15 lb dumbells, I look like a lean body builder.

LIEZ & FAIL, SAGE
>> Anonymous
Its propably the weed he smokes that makes him think he weighs 170 lbs instead of the real 370 and that he has 8% bodyfat instead of the real bodyfat of 58% of his.

also the weed makes him think his 1,5lb dumbells weigh 15lbs and he thinks walking from fridge to computer is a 2 mile run.

Solution? QUIT SMOKING WEED AND SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
is there some kind of medical condition I could have, like a myostatin deficiency or something?

You think this is purely because of the amount of protein in my diet, as well as satisfying my hunger about a dozen times a day (metabolism keeps going?)

This is actually legitimate.
>> Anonymous
>>121005
Actually, I was using 30 lb dumbells a few months ago, but I was accumulating muscle waaay too fast (like 2 weeks... and the size difference looked like I was some kind of meathead freak)

So I took back the 15 lb weights I gave to my brother so that I could work different muscle groups just a little bit.

I only work out for 2 minutes every other day... but I try to throw them around very fast (punch with them in the air, etc)
>> Wheat Thin !wqeQ6aYGs.
>>121011
So you flail around like an idiot?
>> Anonymous
it's all in the genes to be honest. even before i started working out, i was leaner than most people while still eating like a pig.
>> Anonymous
>>121014
And you are self conscious about how you look during a workout?

Fatty.
>> Anonymous
>>120997
4/10
Only because underageb& are falling for it
>> Anonymous
You might have myostatin deficiency. Or, without really knowing it, you just do heavy work.

My friend was pretty much normal when compared to other people (he was 15 at the time, hes 21 now) but he had HUGE legs; thighs, buttocks, calves, all huge. They were huge, and not cause of fat, but cause of muscle.
He was diagnosed with myostatin deficiency but it was strange that even though he did lift weights his upper body developed as slowly as with everyone else. But he never trained his legs and they still were massive.
>> Anonymous
>>121024
I would have to give myself an 11, because of how many people are in disbelief
>> Anonymous
If true you are still young. Enjoy it while it lasts.
>> Wheat Thin !wqeQ6aYGs.
>>121018
No, but punching randomly while holding weights is hardly an exercise.
>> Anonymous
>>121027
I was always pretty jacked in highschool, and I never really worked out. There was a spurt when I did pushups once.. but that only lasted a couple months before I got completely bored of it. I was told that even at a short 5'8", i was one of the biggest kids in my highschool class of 350

is there such thing as a *slight* myostatin deficiency? Because I mean I'm big and lean without trying... but im not MONSTROUS
>> Anonymous
I don't think I've ever in my entire life heard anyone complain about becoming a "meathead freak" too easily within only 2 weeks of time.

You either have a myostatin deficiency like has been said above OR your a troll/liar.

I'm voting the latter because my jealousy can't contain it otherwise.
>> Anonymous
>>121031
Im 21....
>>121032
Really? One of my excercises is punching with 15 lb weights, faster than you can probably punch with empty hands, in front, side, top, down, wherever... for like 30-45 sec. Also really speedy retraction. I also extend my arms fully outward and do fast rotations with the weights, in circles a little bigger than a basketball, quicker than 1 sec/rotation

>>121037
well, I didn't turn into a meathead/freak, but the growth was noticeable enough to make me think about my activity... and stop it before it got to that point.
>> Wheat Thin !wqeQ6aYGs.
>>121042
lol
>> Anonymous
>>121051
Lets both post up a pic of ourselves, and then describe our diet/workout routine/time spent in (/fit)

Ill have to get a camera from my brother later
>> Anonymous
what the fuck is wrong with this board.
I mean - god fucking damn.
>> Anonymous
By the way... If I do indeed have a myostatin deficiency, but it isn't making me insanely ripped like that picture of the ripped ass black lab....

is it unhealthy/threatening to health in any way?
>> Wheat Thin !wqeQ6aYGs.
>>121055
I'm 260 pounds, I'm not saying I'm more fit then you. I'm just laughing at what you say you can do.
>> Anonymous
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this is what im talking about. Im not like that
>> Anonymous
>>121036
The levels of myostatin in people's bodies vary. Often the bigger guys have less of it and the smaller straw-like people have a lot of it.
>> Anonymous
>>121062
In respect to what... exactly
>> Anonymous
Then they should figure out how to reduce myostatin in people, because if that's all it is...

Fuckin sweet jesus, less myostatin owns
>> Anonymous
>>121074

that's one of many factors- and indeed an important one.

"they" are working *very* hard on it... particularly for people with real health problems like chronic muscle wasting diseases, etc...
>> Anonymous
Also, you think I could sell my sperm for cash? (Personality is only partly genetic, but I have a great one outside of trolling /fit)

low amounts of myostatin + 140 IQ = $$ sperm?

Or is there not a very big market for that sort of thing
>> Anonymous
>>121074
Well myostatin reduction has been done in animals, the most famous example being dogs.

However, several international rules and shit STRICTLY FORBID the reduction of myostatin in humans.

tl;dr: just find an underground myostatin defector and u will be fine.
>> Anonymous
>>121096
LIEZ.
>> Anonymous
>>121096
Thats dumb, is it because of some professional athlete shit? Or do they just think fat people should die off?
>> Anonymous
>>121098
it'll come, gene therapies like this are still in their infancy
>> Anonymous
>>121092

I used to "donate" sperm for $40/week and then later for $65 after they tested it and found out it was good.

Here's how this works. You don't walk into a sperm clinic and say "Hey, I'm a genius and I have a great body - pay me for my sperm".

You respond to an ad for sperm donors and you say "Hey, I went to college... I have a great job that requires much brain power to accomplish... and I'm highly athletic". Then you say "I've only had one monogamous partner almost my whole life and I've never had a single homosexual thought." Then you say "most of my family is extremely healthy are there are no chronic hereditary issues in my lineage of which I am aware."

This takes care of every factor they worry about... then you go through much medical testing and many "Test" donations before you get paid...

but once you're on the payroll it's fun. You go once a week - jack off in a cup - and collect your check at the end of the month. Easiest money I ever made.
>> Anonymous
>>121124
Only $65 a week?

Fuck that shit, filthy ass whores donate eggs for a god damn bundle
>> Anonymous
>>121148

Yes but egg donation is dangerous, painful, and invasive.... but you're right... they get $1000's.

Guys just have to cum in a cup.
>> Anonymous
>>121148

also - the same place that paid me $65 sold it for about $300/ea with no real guarantees (I found out through other means)... but when you think about the process of it... that's really not that much of a mark-up.
>> Anonymous
>>121148
That's because we can't just churn out a bunch of eggs whenever we feel like it, genius. We have a limited supply.

Even so, I wish I could sell my eggs. I'd probably qualify if it wasn't for the fucking genetic disorder. Too bad.
>> Pikabitch
>>120997
enjoy your fast aging
>> Anonymous
>>121194
Wha? does being healthy cause fast aging?
>> Anonymous
don't feed the trolls
>> Anonymous
OP, you will also be the fat fuck I see in the grocery story on the little scooter in a few year. Have fun when you metabolism craps out.
>> Anonymous
obvious troll is obvious
>> Anonymous
>>121235
learn about metabolism

I own you
>> sage sage
this is the most fail I have ever seen on /fit/
ever.
>> Anonymous
I believe everything but this:

>I look like a lean body builder.
>> Anonymous
>>121269
thats a paradox. You can't be 5'8", 170, 8% BF... and not look like a lean body builder.
>> Free Pepsi !!iXxa+hO94Mg
>>I look like a lean body builder

Alright, show pic for proof
>> Anonymous
>I look like a lean body builder.
Post pics and we'll talk

>I can run 2 miles in 15:20
That's like 3 km right? 15:20 is not even NEAR a good time.

My guess is you think too much of yourself OP
>> Anonymous
No pic, no proof. OP is a pussy
>> Anonymous
>>120997
>>120997

ur two mile running seems kinda slow
>> Anonymous
>I sit on my ass all day

>I can run 2 miles in 15:20
Sitting on your ass all day apparently includes timing your two mile runs
>> Anonymous
Why the fuck does this thread have 45 replies? Jesus.
>> Anonymous
btw what is that pink shit in the picture?
>> Anonymous
>>121413
dunno but it looks delicious
>> Anonymous
>>121416
You think clay is delicious? :O
>> Anonymous
>>121418
that clay does
>> Anonymous
>>121418
Doh thats not clay... its a mass some candies are made from...
>> Anonymous
>>121445
Wonder what has more calories, 100g of clay vs. 100g of candy mass...
>> Anonymous
>>121351
Nah, it was my time running 2 miles for the APFT in ROTC. I had a motorcycle accident the summer before, that fucked up my knees a little, and this was literally the first time I ran, 3 months after my accident.

I couldnt get put on scholarship because of my knees, but who cares because Im fed with a silver spoon.

It's silly putty, bitches
>> Anonymous
>>121413
>>121416
>>121431
>>121445
>>121448
read the fucking filename, faggots

jesus christ. newfags, everywhere.
>> Anonymous
>>121764
newfags, or people with the fucking FF extension so we dont have to open every fucking thread DUMASS!
>> Anonymous
>>121768
*dumbass

irony?