So how can I remain on my high protein diet but quell the horrible gassiness?
Get better organs
eat LOTS of fiber. like oatmeal
Just hold the farts in. The gas will be absorbed into your blood stream and you'll eventually just exhale it.
find a voodoo doctor and get him to perform a black magic ritual to purify your inner humors
>>240606the downside is, you will be exhaling farts