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You know what I hate? That girls have softer skin than I do. No matter what I do, I'll never have skin as soft as my friends.

What is the secret for a guy to have girly soft skin?
>> Anonymous
exfoliate and moisturize.
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Take estrogen.

Though I don't see why you want soft skin. This just goes with my theory that men today are becoming more and more like bitches
>> Anonymous
Bathe in cum everyday, thats what your whores...er...friends do.
>> Anonymous
1. Cleanse your skin once a day with soap free body wash, water, and a soft sponge.
2. The MOST important step- Ex-fo-li-ate! Exfoliate once week or once a fortnight if you have sensitive skin. It will remove dead skin cells, dirt and oil and will leave your skin baby soft! You can do this with an exfoliating puff, exfoliating shower gloves or with an exfoliating scrub. (store bought or hand made)
3. Pat dry with a big fluffy towel. Don't rub or scrub - this damages your skin and also creates wrinkles later on in life.
4. Apply lotion, cream or body oil before you leave the steam-filled bathroom. This is the best time to moisturize your skin because your pores are still open and your skin is still moist.
5. Wear sunblock if you're going to step outside of your house. One of the reasons babies have such soft skin is that they haven't been exposed to the harmful effects of UV rays
>> Anonymous
>>180523
Now that would be impressive.
Where does one get that much man juice everyday?
>> Anonymous
FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
>>180523
that would smell horribly
>> Anonymous
Stay out of the sun, thats pretty much it.
>> Anonymous
>>180523
funniest thing I've seen all month
>> Anonymous
You never will.

Female to male transexuals who begin testosterone therapy note a change in skin texture.

So... I guess start estrogen therapy and prepare to grow breasts.
>> Anonymous
they jsut use craploads of make-up
>> Anonymous
yes, testosterone gives you a thicker skin.
>> Anonymous
0/10
>> Anonymous
get outta my /fit/
>> Anonymous
>>181522

such a boring life.
>> Anonymous
>>180513
Congrats, you're a faggot
>> Anonymous
>>180541
What the fucking cumshit is an exfoliater? I thought they already had that crap in soap, and my sensitive foreskin doesn't need any more fapjuices from a "body lotion".
>> Anonymous
use semen as lotion before you go to bed... and make sure you put some on your lips.
>> Anonymous
>>181849
You can exfoliate with anything grainy pretty much. All it means is to have something buff off the dead skin cells. Sugar works well.
>> Anonymous
>>180513

I dont think you have chick friends. Enjoy your carcass.