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Anonymous
Does anyone else have hemorrhoids?

I was walking around and the itching and burning seems to be making me angry. I was getting so upset that it was affecting my breathing.
>> Anonymous
you're literally butthurt about this
>> Anonymous
>>62929
OMG, it's like you ~know~ me.
>> Gentleman Bones !6w/VggIMPs
Never had 'em, but I've heard a lot about them Quoth Jeff Foxworthy on his "Have Your Loved Ones Spayed Or Neutered" CD.

"...I've got hemorrhoid lotion, hemorrhoid cream, a BOOK about hemorrhoids, and the lady behind the counter says 'How are YOU this mornin'?' 'Pretty good, considering I drove down here standing up with my head out the sunroof.'"