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I have to lose 20 pounds in less than 2 weeks Anonymous
i will be leaving to bootcamp for marines in 2 weeks and i had no idea there was a weight limit i had to follow when i signed up.. i signed up at 223 and i gained a little bit of weight.. now i have to get down to 213! is it possible to lose it that fast? anyone got some tips? thanks
>> Anonymous
Drink lots of water and eat a minimal amount of food other then some carbs for energy, and run wearing under armor cold gear on a tredmill for an hour 2 times a day.
>> Anonymous
Nothing against you, but don't support the fucking armed forces you idiot.
>> Anonymous
they're not gonna kick you out. If you don't pass their aptitude tests, they have you work out until you do.
>> Anonymous
Aptitude is mental, but its not that they care if your dumb as a rock
>> Anonymous
>>407184
this anon is correct. your ass is theirs now regardless of how fat you are.. if you cant pass the test you go for remedial training. Enjoy extra time in boot without it coming off your enlistment time new fag.
>> Anonymous
>>40
you guys have no idea what your talking about.....
>> Anonymous
>>407189
Either you just trolled the hell out of me, or I'm about to rage.
>> Anonymous
>>407184
do a fast, just drink liquid and eat bare minimum
>> Anonymous
>>407226

honor thy country does not mean sacrifice thy life.

I'm all for guns and people shooting animals, targets, etc., but not each other. That's pretty stupid to help kill the human race. But hey, it's more of a Darwinism thing than anything else. Survival of the smartest.
>> Anonymous
>>407226

also, it's important to remember that the Armed forces definitely support the notion that sacrificing your life means great honor. How can you honor your country if you're dead? Seems inherently wrong, yea?

Just trying to show you the light of a higher level. =)
>> A Gypsy's Crystal Ball
Enjoy getting blown up by a towelhead's IED in Baghdad 8 months from now, OP
>> Anonymous
thanks i shall
>> Anonymous
Its only 10 pounds, if you don't have a job now it should be easy to find the time..

You need to consume 1000 calories less then what you need to maintain your body weight (there are calculators online) per day.

Sweat it out., visit the steam room.

RUN, dont bother with those weights - you don't have time to see the long term effects of weight lifting. Run for at least an hour a day, 2 half hour sessions @ 5km each.

Drink a shit load of water (2 liters a day, MIN)

NO SALT in your diet.

Welcome to the marines!
>> Anonymous
>>407260
why do you say distance in km
>> Anonymous
>>407262

Because I am from niger, and they use the metric system there
>> Anonymous
>>407265
But this is Internet, where we use the other one.
>> Anonymous
>>407267

You are making me lose faith in humanity
>> anon
>>407262
because the metric system is stupid
>> Countries that use the metric system Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Related question, if you sign up, do they pick you up or do you have to go to them? Because I don't have a driver's license and I'm 20.
>> Anonymous
>>407273
im sure they'll come looking for you if you don't show up.
>> Anonymous
>>407273

Walk, fatass
>> Anonymous
>>407268
You got a problem with femtoparsecs?
>> Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg
>>407273
The only thing I'm worried about is the running. I've got everything else down. I plan on joining the army in the future. I'm already working on the running as we speak. I can do 70 pushups in the two minutes so I've got that down. Oh, and I have to be able to do 100 sit ups, too. I plan on joining when I'm twenty, or twenty one. Or twenty two. :3
>> Anonymous
Eat less, seriously. we did it in wrestling and it works
>> Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg
http://usmilitary.about.com/od/army/l/blfitmale17to21.htm

This is the requirements for men 17-21. Check it out.
>> Anonymous
Why are so many mis/fit/s up to joining the fucking military? Are you guys so taken in by the propaganda war machine??? Are you just so bored or something?

I just don't get it.
>> Anonymous
>>407307
Been in Marine Recon the past 6 years, I can safely say there is nothing wrong with being in the military as long as you aren't some dipshit PFC grunt.
>> Anonymous
>>407334

except for the fact that you help kill the human race.
>> Anonymous
>>407334

While I respect your commitment and efforts, I do not respect the motivation for things.

I don't want to turn this into a political battle, but since you are nearly done saving the middle east from tyrannical leaders, I assume the plan is to help clear up the drama in Africa?

Oh no? Oh, that's right, there's no oil in Africa.
>> Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg
>>407346
You're an idiot. You know nothing of their work.
>> Anonymous
>>407346
10/10
In fact so good I'm gonna say on the off chance that you're not a troll, you have no idea what this man does for a living and you can't seriously expect him to have any more control over US foreign policy than you yourself do.
>> Anonymous
>>407334
wut sort of stuff do u do in marine recon?
>> Anonymous
Liberals - Because having no US Military will somehow stop massacres, murder, and other such travesty around the world.
>> Anonymous
>>407356
>NeoCons - Because policing the world will somehow stop massacres, murder, and other such travesty around the world.
fixd
>> Anonymous
>>407346
I respect your opinion and all, but do you really think we like the war in Iraq / Afghanistan anymore than you do?
>> Anonymous
>>407364

Can't you go conscientious objector or whatever that status is?
>> Anonymous
>>407369
Uhhh why would I do that, I may not agree with the war but that doesn't mean I don't love my job.
>> Anonymous
army faq in kuwait about to go on midtour leave

FUCK THE ARMY
>> Anonymous
>>407343

If you want to talk in terms of the human race, he's actually doing his part to keep the overall deaths due to warfare down.

The bigger the countries we have, the better the weapons we fight with, the more bloody and devastating the wars we fight, the less overall death from warfare. I know it sounds crazy, but fighting big wars once or twice a generation results in far less deaths from warfare than running around in groups of 150 constantly chucking spears at other tribes.

OP, look up how boxers and MMA fighters cut weight before a fight. If you do it right you should be able to shed 10lbs of water weight and 5lbs of glycogen before you "weigh" in. Don't starve yourself, or else your body will
>> Anonymous
>>407260
let's say no ADDED salt. Strenuous exercise, lots of water and zero salt equals death.
>> Anonymous
tips? join the airforce instead. you'll catch lots of shit at boot camp for your weight. and when you finally graduate, you'll realize that you hate the marine corps. it's still not too late to join the air force regardless of what the recruiter told you. in fact, he lied to you many many times already. you will realize this when you get to the fleet. good luck.
>> Anonymous
>>407393

>If you want to talk in terms of the human race, he's actually doing his part to keep the overall deaths due to warfare down.

Killing people does not help, idiot. Don't try to use justification to make it seem better. Why the fuck have wars at all? If you can't get what you want via normal communication, you fail.
>> Anonymous
fuck you all military cunts. what do you need to go and kill people for? nobody is attacking except the USA. asshole I hope you all meet up with an explosive devise.
>> Anonymous
>>407663
Because I like killing people. I'm fucking good at it, and security in general. It's nothing new faggot. And if you didn't have soldiers fighting your wars for you, you'd be dead.
>> Anonymous
>>407307
Former AFfag here, let me explain something to you. I wasn't taken in by the "propaganda war machine", I was a 20 y.o. college student who was bored out of his mind. I was working at a Baskin Robbins for 6.25/hr.

I joined the AF to see something new, to "upset my surroundings" as it were. I had fallen into this slump of work, college, and sleeping, and it sucked ass.

Now that I'm out of the AF, I have direction, training, a security clearance, all sorts of skills. You can go many directions in the Air Force; from being the fuck up that barely gets the job done to the go-to, gung ho as hell motherfucker that's guaranteed to succeed.

Like everything else in life, it's all a choice. The most interesting observation is that the people that are the most dead-set against the military are the ones who have never served...what a bunch of pussies
>> Anonymous
>>407346
This post is perhaps the stupidest post I have ever seen.
Aside from all the military crap,

1/3 of new oil reserves have been found in africa since 2000, and over 8 billion barrels have been exported since then, thier oil is higher quality than that from the middle east.

tl:dr, Africa has a shitload of oil.
>> Anonymous
>>407671

>Because I like killing people. I'm fucking good at it, and security in general.

Yea, I'm glad you're good at it. Focus instead on killing other shit besides your own species, mmkay?


>It's nothing new faggot. And if you didn't have soldiers fighting your wars for you, you'd be dead.

Yea I call bullshit. Unless someone accidentally lets a nuke fly, the idea that I'm going to die by a gun is not going to happen.
>> Anonymous
>>407711
Obvious idiot with no understanding of international politics or current cultural trends.
>> Anonymous
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Some people are born to be warriors, others are born to be scared little shits. I'm a warrior, and I don't care what you peacefags say, I'm going to destroy whoever my commander says to destroy.
>> Anonymous
>>407671
too stupid to know anything other than the most primative (killing)?

btw North America has NEVER been under attack or threat. but about 1/2 of the world has been attacked by brainless American Soldiers. I love hearing reports of dead 'Merican Soldiers.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>407189

This in a way. I planned all this year to join the armed forces next year but i don't support the military as much, if at all now.
>> Anonymous
>>407730
>I'm going to destroy whoever my commander says to destroy.
by this you mean you're a mindless drone. be proud of ignoring your brain asshat.
>> Anonymous
>>407739

Enjoy feeling smarter than everyone around you, but you're not.
>> Anonymous
>>407740
lrn2gramer
>> Anonymous
>>407742

lern2spell cletus
>> Anonymous
God you hippie faggots make me mad
>> Anonymous
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>>407730
You're not a warrior... you're a beginner.
>> Anonymous
>>407265

there's a country called "nigger"?
>> ­gay
>>407784
OMG HAAHA LOL, you pronounced niger as nigger. So hilarious!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>407733
You don't think... wars have been fought in North America?
>> Anonymous
>>407793
I LOL'D
>> Anonymous
I joined the Royal Marine Reserves just for the training, I've served for 4 weeks so far this year, I get to pick and choose where/when I go.
>> Anonymous
>>407797

Enjoy your illusion of freedom you slave to bureaucracy.
>> Anonymous
More than fuck the military, fuck the people in it. the military wouldn't suck so bad if it wasn't full of retards who thought they were helping the world out by carryingout corporate orders to commit genocide in the name of making money.

the fact is we're not under threat. and if we were? i'd sign up and fight. just being IN the military doesn't carry honor. it's what you do as a soldier that determines that. occupying a country to we can take control of its resources? you're not defending freedom. you're victimizing innocent people and contributing to corporate overgrowth and control of our national politics. die in a blackhawk crash.
>> Anonymous
>>407826

Butthurt over not being good enough to be in the military
>> Anonymous
>>407797
Respect to ya mate
>>407818
enjoy being a frail pussy coward, i hope to god that an army invades your country then no one helps you and you baaw "come rescue me army o noez"
Have some respect that people do the hard work faggots like you could never do, kike.
>> Anonymous
>>407733

September 11th. We need to kill all the terrorist bastards.
>> Anonymous
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>>407925

Actually, let's kill all the muslims. Coexistence is impossible
>> Anonymous
>>407826

Truth.

>>407905

I'm looking forward to the invasion faggot and I don't need any bullshit armed forces or cops to save my ass.... I have plenty of 7.62 ammo to defend myself.
>> Anonymous
>>407793
hey dipshit, a revelation is NOT an attack. If you had half a brain you would know it is when the PEOPLE take back the country the GOVERNMENT is fucking up.... what we need now.
BUT if you are referring to Polk and his 54 40 or fight time frame the USA was only FORMING and so was Canada.

eat a bullet.
>> Anonymous
>>407826
>More than fuck the military, fuck the people in it. the military wouldn't suck so bad if it wasn't full of retards who thought they were helping the world out by carryingout corporate orders to commit genocide in the name of making money.

>the fact is we're not under threat. and if we were? i'd sign up and fight. just being IN the military doesn't carry honor. it's what you do as a soldier that determines that. occupying a country to we can take control of its resources? you're not defending freedom. you're victimizing innocent people and contributing to corporate overgrowth and control of our national politics. die in a blackhawk crash.
>> Anonymous
>>407925
death to the infidels!!! die american scum
>> Anonymous
>>407936

Conspiracy theorist detected. Proof that you weren't good enough to be in the military
>> Anonymous
>>407939
Hey dipshit. It's spelt revolution
>> Anonymous
>>407971
proving my point how stupid military fags are.... cant see the point past the letters. eat a bullet cumsucker
>> Anonymous
>>407733
1/2 the world has been attacked by the USA? Really? Vietnam was us defending an ally, the French, and then the Vietnamese government. Korean war was us defending south Korea from invasion... World War 1&2 should be obvious. Really the only attacks I can think of from the USA would be the Spanish American war, and the Mexican American war. Gulf war we defended Kuwait. And then there are our 2 "conflicts" right now, that are total bullshit aggression on our part, using defense as a bullshit reason for them.

Who was the dipshit who said Polk only did the 54-40 thing with Canada? Suck a cock, the dude took over Mexico.
>> Anonymous
>>407976
I'd seriously break your little ignorant face in if I met you on the streets spouting that shit.
inb4 Internet tough guy
>> HUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR RAGE WELLINGTON
PROTIP MOTHER FUCKERS:

MOST PEOPLE DO NOT JOIN BRANCHES OF ARMED FORCES FOR THE PATRIOTISM. THEY DO IT FOR THE WORK OUT AND MONEY AND OUT OF BEING BORED.

ONLY FUCKING NERDS CARE ABOUT CONSPIRACY SHIT.
>> Anonymous
>>407999
Vietnam was sending our troops to die, and napalming the shit out of Vietnamese civilians.

Learn real history faggot.
High School =/= Real knowledge.
>> Anonymous
>>408007
Yes, you are so historically accurate in your assessment of the conflict, we actually dropped paratroopers into the ocean, and into giant spike filled pits, while simultaneously poor napalm on local schools. Entire conflict right there.
>> Anonymous
>>408021
Then don't be retarded and say we "defended" something.

Purely for profit, and government agenda.

Period.

Do some research into the Weatherman Group, they weren't domestic terrorists, they were AMERICAN REVOLUTIONARIES who got downplayed.

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT. FUCK THE FED.
(The Fed is private, LEARN FAGGOTS!)
>> Anonymous
>>408026
9/10
>> Anonymous
>>408003
Toronto cunt come and get me worthless turdcicle.

>Defending
wat wat. maybe i should go and defend some little old ladies from their purse straps. USA helped NO1 unless they could take advantage of them.