i just ate like 10,000 calories in one sit about an hour ago. i was wondering if the body limits the amount of calories absorbed after a while and is there anything i can do to minimize weight gain here?also inbefore fatfuck/over9000 remarks
Go for a walk today. 30 minutes worth of sustained heart rate. Take a bottle of water with you. Do this tomorrow. Stop eating as much. Go see a doctor too. Look him in the eyes and tell him you don't want to die early. Obey him. He is your new master.
1. purge2. don't do that again, piggy
lol thats Definatly under 9000...but listen to No.389435 he is the master that leads you to your new master
>>389641purging would only work if it was right after the meal
If I ever look like OP's picture I give all of you /fit/s permission to kill me in any fashion you find fit. <bad unintended pun right there.
>>389435>>389435>>389435This.Seriously, you're killing yourself dude. It's not impossible for you to lose weight either.
>>389431He's just so.... round.
>>389435sustained heart rate? fuck you!walking slow burns more calories than walking fast
im a fatass and i know how you feeli once at 4 servings of those instant noodles the square ones. and a serving of those to me are usually 3 of them so i ate a total of 12 instant noodlesi weight myself after and i actually gained 15 pounds from it all
>>389431So why is your arm tucked through your shirt into your pants? O_o
OP, what the hell did you eat?
>>390749What?
>>390749its not relaly tucked in, the blubber from his arm and his hips kinda just merged together through the clothing
>>390771
>>390677what? you're a fucking idiot, or a troll. work harder = burn more.
>>390674The only thing I hate about this progression is how he turns more and more into a humorless douche with each pic.
>>390797I believe that's known as White Goodman syndrome.Pic related.
>>390771>>390793it was a whole deep dish pizza, its about an inch and a half thick.
>>390839you're a pussy. one pizza is nothing.
>>390674Sagging skin, Anon?
>>390859Wouldn't know, the picture is copypasta.
>>390797That and he goes and ruins any progress he made with a shitty fashion decision by getting a fucking gauge on his ear the size of a golfball.
>>390674At least he got that fro cut.