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please give me mature advice!!! Anonymous
im 22 yrs old, and i had an affair w/ my boss who is 37. i found out tonite that shes pregnant by me and its been about 14 days. shes still married w/ 2 children but she loves me to death and always said she wanted to be a part of me in a very touching way. she's had fortune tellers even tell her she'll be a mother of three before she dies and its all these things that totally have me on my ass as to what to do.

i guess i threw this in /fit/ bc im having a panic attack and would love some advice
>> Anonymous
dumbass
>> Anonymous
300$
Planned Parenthood clinic
Problem solved

Use a condom next time.
>> Anonymous
>>259213
The choice is obvious. You have to kill her.
>> Anonymous
but what if i didnt get rid of it. you ever look @ any kids you love and consider what your life would be like w/o them
>> Anonymous
relax dude. you have no obligations by what i gather, so just man up, take a few breaths in, and father the child. yes shes married, but she'll have her own crucible to deal with with her husband and other children. now depending on what she decides she could make it seem like its he hubby's child, but all that matters at this point is your mentality. just be ready to do the best you can for the child that you're obligated to. whats done is done, theres no point in moping or griping.
>> Anonymous
>>259213
You have to kill her. And the children too.
>> Anonymous
>>259236
when i said 'obligations' the first time i meant you dont ahve a wife and kids or anythign lifke that. sorry for confusion.
>> Anonymous
she won't abort, no matter how hard you try. unless of course, you beat it out of her. but even then it'd be hard.

Answer some questions first.

A) Was she the first woman you slept with.
B) If not the first woman, how many before?
C) Are you in love with her or is it simply a physical affair on your part?
D) Does she love her husband?
E) Are you well off enough to support her and your child if she separates and ends up living with you?
>> Anonymous
thank you, i kno w/o a shadow of a doubt that i would be an excellent father, but im not ready financially to do it. i mean i play w/ her kids all the time and they love me so its so hard to make the decision
>> Anonymous
>>259248
alright. at least you know what you should do. she's you're boss; hopefully together you'll be able to work somethign out financially. i think the best thing for you and the child is, if you really can do an excellent job, get custody of the child, and have her pay child support.
>> Anonymous
>fortune tellers

sounds like a crazy bitch, run anon run as fast as you can. you are way to young to handle this on your own.
>> Anonymous
A) Was she the first woman you slept with. no
B) If not the first woman, how many before? 5 total, shes the 4th
C) Are you in love with her or is it simply a physical affair on your part? i can honestly say i love her w/o it being just physical
D) Does she love her husband? yes she loves her husband and well as me. shed claim it was on 2 different levels
E) Are you well off enough to support her and your child if she separates and ends up living with you? shes actually financially wealthy as fuck whereas im not. shes got a lakehouse and all if that tells u anything
>> Anonymous
Falcon punch?
>> Anonymous
i dont think i could honestly falcon punch my own child to death but thanks for the joke
>> Anonymous
>>259255
They always wind up being fucking crazy when they go to fortune tellers, trust me.

Also, if she would cheat with her husband, especially at 37, who she has 2 kids with, then there's nothing to stop her from doing it when you get together. That's her and if being 37, having 2 kids, and being married doesn't stop her, nothing will.

Just to point that out.
>> Anonymous
i realize that, but you must realize shes slept w/ less ppl that i have in a lifetime. shes not one to just go out sleeping around, but you must also realize me and her share a certain bond that goes so deep its hard to explain, like we just get each other which is more of a mental connection, and not just physical even tho we are both by many ppls standards very attractive
>> Anonymous
JUST FUCKING KILL HER ALREADY
>> Anonymous
WOW, you are soooo asking the wrong group of people...
>> Anonymous
either way im pretty sure the husband is going to kill me anyways
>> Anonymous
>>259270
QFT also she is lieing to her husband because she is sleeping with you. what makes you think that she would tell the truth on how many people she has had sex with? can't really even confirm its your kid, get a blood test. you're fucked man, ruined a marriage and even if you do stay with her she is 15 years older then you, not so cool.
>> Anonymous
>>259254
i like this. convince her to give custody of the child, and have her pay half her paycheck.
>> Anonymous
the custody thing is a thought, but even so how would this go over w/ her family? i love them too and would hate to see this destroy our relationship (which it inevitably will).

i so dont care about her being older then me. age is a number in my mind and shes healthier then 90% of the girls in there 1/2 her age. hey, it workd for ashton and demi
>> Anonymous
>>259287
yea right to bad he only has a 15% chance of getting the kid, and that percentage comes from states that will even consider taking the child away from the mother.
>> Anonymous
i dont want the child to be raised like that honestly
>> Anonymous
>>259296
she also has millions of dollars for reconstructive surgery
>> Anonymous
Step #1: ask for a raise.
>> Anonymous
Fucking trailer trash. Quit breeding.
>> Anonymous
you must realize this lady is a breast cancer surviver. when she first underwent chemo she never had a bright outlook for the future as far as living. she has switched over to a completly organic diet and is now healthier some 2 1/2 yrs later then she ever was beforehand. during the time of her thinking she might not make it however, is when i became extremely close w/ her. our relationship grew and grew and she ultimately loved me so much that she believed if there was one person she would want to live on through, itd be me. imagine how thatd make you feel
>> Anonymous
lulz you came to us for advice?
>> Anonymous
i know but who the hell else am i going to tell? my friends wouldnt understand
>> Anonymous
i dunno tell her to get an abortion.
>> Anonymous
that would appear on her insurance and her husband would know and ultimately would tear the whole roof off this situation anyways. theres a way to take a certain dose of a medication that has a 80% chance of working, but theres no telling the health factors involved adn ill be damned if i want to hurt her
>> Anonymous
hey guys op here tahnks for the help but i think i might kill myself ui dunno though thanks ythough..
>> Anonymous
yea the people closest to you would help best
>> Anonymous
well if she has it her husband is going to know so he'll know either way and she can just say its his kid or something if he sees it on her insurance.
>> Anonymous
that wasnt the op, jsut some fucktard, im the op

he always pulls tho, he only never pulled out twice and consequently she has 2 kids
>> Anonymous
Kill the woman, kill her kids, then kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
hm well that sucks for you then, i guess hes gonna find out, leave her, then shes gonna cling to you, your gonna be a father and have to take care of her and her three kids.
>> Anonymous
>>259364

not the OP. I'm the OP and I'm masturbating to pictures of jojo with a jar of mayonnaise now.
>> Anonymous
what a wakeup call
>> Anonymous
There's nothing greater in life than making another man raise your children. Cuckolding FTW.
>> Anonymous
>>259429
be nice, take pics of it every year
>> Anonymous
>>259335
u both sound like nutcases
have fun....
>> Anonymous
KILL YOURSELF
>> Anonymous
>>259335
Does she hate her two kids or something?? kinda cruel thing to say about your own kids, saying they give you no will to live... ouch
>> Anonymous
no she does not hate her two kids, she loves them to death and so do i. i played w/ them @ our swimming pool for liek 4 hours on sunday
>> Anonymous
Fortune teller, bwahahahahahahaha. If that's good enough reason for you to stay with her then you two deserve each other. Seriously dude, you are about to eat the biggest shit sandwich of your entire life. Nobody should try to talk you out of it because it sounds like you've made your decision to have kids with some crazy old bitch. Imagine the pressures put on the children once you enter the picture as Daddy #2.
>> Anonymous
no shit dude, ultimately im going to ultimately make her loose the child which she is accepting as whats goign to happen to. i think its just the hopeless romantic in her to want to keep it knowing how much itd mean to her
>> Anonymous
no shit dude, im going to ultimately make her loose the child which she is accepting as whats goign to happen to. i think its just the hopeless romantic in her to want to keep it knowing how much itd mean to her
>> Anonymous
Prove that cunty fortune teller wrong and abort it.
>> Anonymous
Ohh.. well where do you work? is it a big company? is it worth losing?
>> Anonymous
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>>259512
Me too!
>> Anonymous
not a big company but it does pay her extremely well unlike me due to position
>> Anonymous
>>259257
All this sounds good, except for this bit:
>yes she loves her husband and well as me. shed claim it was on 2 different levels

Make sure she really loves you, and is not just with you because her husband doesn't pay her as much attention as before or something like that. Other than that...maybe you should do it. As long as she really is wealthy and the money won't stay with her husband.

Of course you'll probably have to marry her or something.
>> Anonymous
this chick is bad news, and crazy for fucking employees 15 years younger than her, cheating on her husband, and trusting fortune tellers. You have to be one of the best trolls I've ever seen to lead /fit/ on for so long.


And if this happens to be the actual truth, consider that a woman so crazy that it's too hard for me to believe her existence wants to spend her life with you.
>> Anonymous
>>259512

when did you get the chance to play with her kids for 4 hours? Does the family even know you?
>> Anonymous
>>259609
A) Women are that crazy
B) When a woman is rich, who cares
C) "The best" troll didn't even piss anyone off. How the fuck is that a good troll?
>> Anonymous
shes not crazy, she believes in the spiritual world, not the religious one. she believes what you put out into the world you ultimately get, and that you ask for things and are given them, but maybe in a different form. i dont think shes crazy at all, but just deeper then most people
>> Anonymous
i spend the night over there all the time, im considered a close friend of the family. like ive dropped her kids off @ the airport before, and its been 4 years since ive been w/the family
>> Anonymous
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Well... like some movie I saw, take this into thought.

"It's better to die like a tiger, than to live like a pussy".

You should have a talk with her and do what your heart tells you. But you did open a BIG ASSSS Pandora box dude, accept the consequences, and watch out for the husband.

If I was him... And I knew what you did... Your ass would be in an abandoned house were no one knows and no one would even hear your screams, and I would give you some blood transfusions. Yes, I wanna keep you alive for some time, I wanna even hear you beg for a quick death.

If you have some big ass guts, make an intervention with her and him and talk about the situation. Good Luck OP, you gonna need it. >:[
>> Anonymous
>>259618

the /b/tardenese troll simply leads people onto something for awhile until it is revealed that everyone in the thread is a tool and a dumbass. I did it one time with a story about a one night stand and an arrest (all fabricated) and I got about 300 replies before blowing the lid on it and laughing at everyone.
>> Anonymous
protip: KNOW ONE KNOWS THEY ARE PREGNANT AFTER ONLY 14 DAYS.
>> Anonymous
>>259643
>protip: NO ONE KNOWS THEY ARE PREGNANT AFTER ONLY 14 DAYS.

fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>259643
Oh shit.. this anon is right.. dude, did it ever occur to you that she could be fucking you over?
>> Anonymous
fucking me over how?

and no im not snowballing every1, the pregnancy test i bought tonite was $8.79, had a + sign on it. we got off @ the same time and she took it right afterwards
>> Anonymous
>>259675
pregnancy test cant prove that you are the father.. only Maury can. Are you completely sure she hasn't slept with anyone else, like her actual husband?
>> Anonymous
>>259675
retard pregnancy tests don't work until after a missed period. They usually aren't even accurate until at least 6 weeks. So what is the actual time-line here.
>> Anonymous
14 days ago she was ovulating, shes on day 29 of her cycle, even tho the last 2 were 24 and 25 days respecitvely
>> Anonymous
>>259696
True story, my girlfriend thought she wes pregnant turns out after a hospital visit she really wasn't the test was just wrong. You're getting too worked up too fast, it's only been 2 weeks.Schedule a hospital visit in a few weeks for a definite answer and go from their.
>> Anonymous
>>259698
Why is she keeping track of her prior cycle numbers and her ovulation days? Was she trying to get pregnant???
>> Anonymous
>>259213
gtfo of town man. move to alaska and live in the wilderness off the grid. with you not around she'll just say the kid is her husband's.
>> Anonymous
>>259698
Besides if she knew she was ovulating why would she have unprotected sex with you?
>> Anonymous
>>259675
yeah cool a 9 buck pregnancy test. those things never fail

at best she's late. the bitch doesnt believe that she's pregnant, she may just fear it. she's testing you to see if you'll run away with her.

make her take another test and tell her to fuck off
>> Anonymous
>>259698
sounds to me you got trapped. either her husband didn't want another kid or could provide her one. ooo plot twist...her husband was in on it.
>> Anonymous
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>>259724
To trick him into thinkin he da baby dady, the husband is the father.
>> Anonymous
>>259734
>sounds to me you got trapped. either her husband didn't want another kid or couldn't provide her one. ooo plot twist...her husband was in on it.

fix'd
>> Anonymous
>she's had fortune tellers even tell her
Holy shit. Stopped reading right there.
>> Anonymous
shes w/ you and thought the fortune teller was saying hocus pocus and shed never have a kid, now look @ whats happening.
she was never trying to get pregnant w/ me, just thought that after all the treatment her bodys gone thru itd be nearly impossible to get pregnant,plus thered always be plan b if we knew
>> Anonymous
>>259775
For some reason the way you type makes me feel sympathetic. It might be the way it reads sort of... child like.
>> Anonymous
what size shoe does she wear?

pics of feet would help
>> Anonymous
is the fortune teller a guy??? me thinks its his kid...
>> Anonymous
i am only 22 and i am not sure that id be able to raise this child with much more then love. I kno id make a great father but if i'm ready for that or not is going to be one of the biggest decisions of my life
>> Anonymous
original op here: id love to stay and chat w/ you guys about this some more, but i do have to wakeup for college early tomorrow. thank you all for the advice and just as me and her believe, everything turns out like it should. if it was meant to be it certainly will be and if not then then it wasnt its time. again thank you all

btw on a final touching note: there was always a song that reminded her of me, chasing cars -snow patrol, and it came on as we both left teary eyed from work in opposite directions. she called to tell me it was on in a broken voice ending with i love you.
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>>259824

Good song, but honestly abortion. You're ONLY 22. Thats very young to be having kids. I understand you love her but you still have an entire life to live, at 22 that makes you a fresh college graduate. Its really hard to accept but she has 15 years more of life experience than you as well as TWO kids.
>> Anonymous
I just came here to laugh
at this

shitty thread
>> Anonymous
>>259398

OP here. just came and can't tell the difference between what is mayo and what is cum. should i throw out the entire jar or should i salvage what is left? i had a very spiritual connection to this mayo jar... it's like we really understood each other. i think we could be happy together...
>> Anonymous
DO MOAR SQUATZ!
>> Anonymous
you made a decision. deal with the consequences, ass. make the best of it and you're still a faggot, but not as much
>> Anonymous
The fortune teller said she's gonna die after the third kid anyways. What's the problem?
>> Anonymous
lol your FIRED!!!! if you fuck it up hahahhahahahah
>> Anonymous
if her husband finds out your dead in the grave as well :)
>> Anonymous
Well if she has it, it will most likely completely fuck up her marriage. I suggest you get an abortion, unless she wants to divorce her husband to be with you, and you can both deal with what you'd be putting not only her husband, but her other children through aswell.

BTW do not listen to fucking fortune tellers. My God. Go read "The Demon Haunted World" by Carl Sagan or "Unweaving the Rainbow" by Richard Dawkins. While your at it, it sounds like you should read some of their other books aswell.