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Anonymous
this is basically me.
how do i lose 100 lb the fastest and safest way?
>> Anonymous
diet and exercise.
>> Anonymous
and maybe a surgery
>> Anonymous
Move to someplace hot, humid, and tropical. Take off your shoes. Start walking. Don't stop. Eat a handful of rice a day, supplemented with a few leaves and bugs. Maybe a little water. Sporadically subject yourself to various military exercises, like pushups, burpees, prisoner squats, etc. Keep walking until you die, or lose the weight.

The Bataan Diet Plan. Guaranteed to slim you down, or remove your genes from the pool.
>> Anonymous
Diet and exercise, fatty.
>> Anonymous
stop eating
>> Anonymous
honk up your lunch chubs mcgee
>> Anonymous
Want to be extreme about it? Eat a single can of tuna fish a day for a month. I will personally guarantee weight loss, though you will be too physically weak to do much of anything. If you're not disciplined, which I doubt you are, you'll put the weight back on in a short time.
>> Anonymous
diet and exercise

I cant believe you are even asking
>> Anonymous
Diet and exercise fatty.

Just like me.
>> Anonymous
>>308131
go outside and run around. a lot.
what you're really asking is "WHAT'S THE EASIEST WAY FOR ME TO LOST WEIGHT WITHOUT MOVING"
>> Anonymous
>>308181
This works. If you're worried about losing energy, have a banana with it.

And don't fucking slack on the water. You could end up pretty sick if you don't get a serious amount of hydration on this diet.
>> Anonymous
>>308208

Very true, I drank about a gallon of water a day when I did this.
>> Anonymous
oh and get a bra
>> Anonymous
Take the cambridge diet, it only lasts for 3-6 weeks and it'll help you get a good start on your weight loss, reduce your apetite and probably save you a little cash otherwise spent on food.

- My mates have tried it with good results, mind you, it's only a temporary thing. After that it's back to the basics, you'll have to start running etc.
>> Anonymous
nice boobs
>> Anonymous
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I am >>306269

>>306271
>a stupid camwhore straight off faecbook looking for some validation

And that's hwat I meant to say.

Anyways ,fuck this shit, I'm going to bed.
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OP, can i get dem titties?
>> Anonymous
start smoking !
>> Anonymous
How do you go outside and run around without looking like a fatty tatties that just heard there's a sale down at the Krispy Kreme?
>> Anonymous
>>308864
By dressing athletically, carrying a huge thing of water with you to sip on. And looking fucking confident as fuck. People will think "HE'S GUNNA BE SOMBADY1"