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I am the hairiest motherfucker in the world. I had a full blown beard at age 14.

I'm all for a little bit of body hair, it reinforces masculinity - a nice light carpet on the chest and forearms, a little on the legs - makes you seem like less of a faggot.

But I've got it BAD. Like reverse neck beard bad, where it's creeping up my neck from my chest and I have fucking carpets on my shoulders, back, and ass. In all other respects I'm a pretty /fit/ guy. I've gotten in shape over the last couple years, but here I am hitting this obstacle - incredible body hair. I swim with a shirt on, not because I'm fat, but because I don't want people to see my man-carpet.

Any advice for body-hair management? Does NAIR work? I just want to get it off my back and shoulders and ass and make it look somewhat uniform and trimmed. What about pubes?
>> Anonymous
wax.
that's what REAL men do
>> Anonymous
if your rich you could get laser hair removal
>> Anonymous
>>18627
>>18626
I was hoping for something that didn't involve me going someplace / talking about the issue.

I am a MAN after all.
>> Anonymous
>>18630

Nair works for some, but it's not a magic bullet. You may have to suck it up and get it waxed. Don't worry, you'll still have a penis afterwards.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>18630
And as a MAN you shouldn't be afraid of anything.

If I, a woman, can walk into a beauty parlor and get not only my eyebrows waxed- but my MUSTACHE area waxed too, then you can suck it up and deal with it too.
>> Anonymous
Bodygroom. Get one.
>> Anonymous
>>18634
>eyebrows waxed
I've always felt that women who did this are ugly / look horribly unnatural no matter how they do it.
>> Anonymous
>>18671

everyone does it- the ones you think aren't ugly just pull it off well.
>> Robocop !!PEodG+uMJn2
It'll hurt, but get your whole back waxed like every 2 or 3 weeks.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>18678
QFT.
>> Anonymous
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LINUX
>> Anonymous
Get it permanently removed or deal with it.

Only the biggest morons WAX it all the time.
>> Anonymous
>>18634
>eyebrows waxed

Pig disgusting.
>> Anonymous
>>18678
No, actually all who do it look like shit and the ones who look good don't do it.

The only real excuse for it is the unibrow. Everything else is a sin.
>> Anonymous
>>18634
ah well, props for doing it. nothing worse than a great girl who is in all other aspects perfect with a freaking mustache :/ only other cure for that is buying her a flaming sambuca.
>> Anonymous
>>18728
exactly, go to get it removed with laser
>> Anonymous
Pussy. If you're in shape, body hair is fine. Find a chick who likes it or will accept you for non superficial reasons.

Stop being so insecure. Body hair looks bad on fatasses and manly on in shape guys.
>> Anonymous
shaggy is sexy in Sweden
>> Anonymous
just wax it, dude... eventually the hair will get so fine and thin you'll be within the normal realm of hairiness.
>> Anonymous
>>18743
>eventually the hair will get so fine and thin you'll be within the normal realm of hairiness.

Not going to happen.
>> Anonymous
>>18739
I don't think you quite understand the scope of my hairiness. I would get pics but no camera. I could fursuit without a fursuit
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
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>>18736
Lol, thanks. I only needed the mustache waxed once when I was hitting puberty. It must have been a fluctuating hormone thing.

And here's a good example of a well trimmed eyebrow- it's not arched so that it changes my facial expression. It's just maintained.
Excess eyebrow hair isn't limited to unibrow- sometimes it goes over the eyelids or grows to connect the hairline.
So yeah.
>> Anonymous
>>18753
LASER LASER LASER
>> Anonymous
>>18730

What's with all the hate for trimmed and waxed eyebrows all of a sudden?

I'm a guy, and I get mine trimmed and waxed. If I don't they merge into one and start climbing up my forehead.
>> Anonymous
>>18756
>sometimes it goes over the eyelids or grows to connect the hairline.

Uh, it does what?

Also, can't see shit on that picture.
>> Anonymous
>>18759
>all of a sudden?

All of a sudden? They always looked horrible. Especially on guys.

>If I don't they merge into one

That's something else.
>> Cabbie
lrn2deal

I have it just as bad as you (I'm middle eastern) and dated chicks who said they hated body hair. I told them to deal with it, and they did. Most of them learned to love it, and one of my exes told me she only dates hairy dudes now.

Women are fucking weirdos.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
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>>18760
Basically, the outer edges of the eyebrow has dark hair that gets waxed, as well as unibrow and above the eyelid. The red marks where the eyebrows get waxed.
Any well-groomed girl (sometimes guy) does it and his it regularly plucked.
Like>>18678said, most people pull it off better (cause they don't overdo it)
>> Anonymous
>>18776
Ah. When I heard "waxed" I assumed you meant that thing where chicks get ALL the hair taken out and then draw the eyebrow back on.

This was really popular in my predominantly highschool. Combine with superdarkhaired girls trying to go bleach blonde and turning it orange for the ultrafail.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>18801
Ah, yeah I know what you mean.
That's some ghetto shit It's for people who can't afford to go to the beauty salon, so they rid of their eyebrow hair all at once and draw it on.
Fun Fact: Sometimes eyebrow hair doesn't grow back at all after doing that. That's why you get old ladies with bald eyebrows.
>> Anonymous
>>18816

Yeah. I just do enough to prevent my unibrow from existing.

Well, that and that gross little patch of hair on my Adam's apple that would show whenever I wear a shirt with a collar. It's like a happy trail for my neck.
>> Anonymous
I shave my neckbeard regularly, but would it be more worthwhile to wax it off and see it gone for a month?
>> Anonymous
I'd say try Nair on the back, shoulders, and chest, but do not leave it on for one second longer than it says on the package - I don't care HOW thick your hair is, this shit is stronger than it. Apply liberally, and quickly, then start the clock. Wait in the shower and just turn it on full blast when the timer hits zero.
>> Anonymous
Those hair removal creams will leave you with stubbles the next day. Completely useless unless you want to use them EVERY DAY. Which is probably impossible because it would irritate your skin too much.
>> Anonymous
This analness about eyebrows is fucking hilarious.

Step back and look at yourselves if you honestly waste time doing that.

Unless you have some fugly unibrow there's absolutely no reaason.

Also I've never seen eyebrows fucking connecting to the hairline or growing down on eyelids, sounds like bullshit some place told you so you would keep wasting money for the rest of your life having them groomed like a fucking poodle.
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>>18891

Man, I'm not going to post my pics, but my eyebrows start to look a lot like this guy's without attention.
>> Anonymous
just get it lasered man, lasts a few years and its worth the low maintenance
>> Anonymous
>>18898

I intend to, I just never have time to deal with it.
>> Anonymous
For the love of God, do not use Nair on any sensitive areas, a friend warned me of this; it is both sad and true.
>> Anonymous
>>18906

im assuming this includes ass
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>>18671
right
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>>18929
>> Anonymous
>>18630
you're fucking LAZY after all.
>> Anonymous
Whata bout using hair chemicals, kill those fuckers with cauterization?
>> Anonymous
>>18947
that is so fucking scary.
>> Anonymous
>>18678
Hmm, that's funny because my wife doesn't do it.
>> 20/m/??? Anonymous
All right, so I'll tell you my experience of facial waxing. The first time was a bitch. The pain, on a scale of 1 to 10 on some parts, was a 6 or 7. And yes, you'll bleed on some parts too. Depending on how thick your beard(lol almost typed bread) is, some patches will be harder than others. They can only wax so much at a time because it takes layers off your skin(and from what I heard, you do NOT want waxing scars), so anything that wasn't pulled out first has to be plucked. One at a time. My chin was the thickest part, and I had to leave with a goatee which wasn't so bad. It was waxed off a couple days later.
>> 20/m/??? Anonymous
>>19507
You will most likely get ingrown hairs. They will look just like zits. Except there are follicles under them, which is what caused them in the first place. See, even though all of your hairs were pulled out, the nutrients from each root went to another part of your skin to create new follicles. Anyway, the best way to solve this is to pop them individually and/or exfoliate. It's OKAY to pop them if you like(they're not like zits in that they would cause an outbreak), but scrubbing them raw is good enough. I use Clearasil exfoliating wash. You can use a washcloth; you don't need that loofah shit.
>> 20/m/??? Anonymous
>>19511

The follicles will grow back in different places(but still look normal before) but thinner than last time. You might actually have an opportunity to scratch/squeeze these new follicles out when they're visible. Now you need to let them grow out just enough so that they'll be waxable. You've already been through the worst of it, so waxing will be less painful and easier(at least it was for me). My last wax(the second) went down to pain of maybe 3 for the first strip, and it was easy after that. Almost no plucking either.
>> 20/m/??? Anonymous
>>19514

Waxing doesn't make you any less of a man. Hell, I think a man shouldn't be afraid of anything. Women do it, men can do it as well. Not to mention that the ladies like us well groomed ;D Lots of guys get waxed, though they don't really talk about it for some reason(could be because they think it's gay? D: Then why did they do it in the first place? Or they think their friends are homophobic, whatever). If you talk to your stylist(they do the waxing), they'll tell you all kinds of things that people do when they get waxed :D For example, those guys that have a thinly lined beard(most prominently found in Mexicans, latinos etc)? They wax. That's how they get the straight line. No one is so deeply ingrained with genes that their facial hair grows out neatly like that, no way in hell. Impossible.

tl;dr: Waxing only makes you manlier, because you're not afraid of taking the pain.
>> Anonymous
Nair sucks. So does Nads. People got burned etc.
>> Anonymous
>>18756

i'd so hit that.

i'm irish-italian, so i have a bit of bodyhair too. legs and chest, mainly. i used a norelco trimmer to keep the chest hair down (and the pubes, shit is so cash), but i don't ever plan on getting rid of it.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>19530
Gracias, kind anon.

And that trimmer is some good shit.
>> Anonymous
I never wear shorts in public anymore because people thought I shaved my legs, but really I just have almost no body hair ;_; And my legs are shiny only because they're very strong, so.
>> Anonymous
>>19538

bikers and swimmers shave their legs, although thats for functionality/not having to deal with hair while dealing gravel out of your skin.
>> Anonymous
>19534

i calls 'em like i sees 'em
>> Anonymous
Rip it out on your own. I used to tear out my pubes manually by the handful because shaving was itchy and too temporary of a solution. If you want to go this route and are a cheap motherfucker like me, you could try the duct tape approach (use your imagination). Alternately you can rub some elmer's glue into your own hands which super-frictionizes them and then grab your manhair by the handful and yank.
>> Anonymous
>>19582
god that's horrible
>> Anonymous
>>19582
>duct-tape
HARDCORE MODE MOTHERFUCKER
>> Anonymous
>>19582
lol you're full of shit. No one does that. Brazilian wax is still very painful though.
>> Anonymous
>>19511
Curious wise anonymous, I have a lot of ingrown hairs on my scrotum (not a joke post). Would those same methods work to get rid of those, because they are disgusting.
>> Anonymous
>>19964
Really desperate here.
>> Anonymous
>>20003
Oh Jesus, Anon, sounds like you've got a really bad problem. How sensitive is your scrotum compared to your face?
>> Anonymous
>>20009
Like, skinwise. Yeah.
>> Anonymous
>>20009
Scrotum is not super-sensitive, at least no more than my face. It's simply on the left side of the scrotum I've had these ingrown hairs for over a year. I like to think I'm pretty clean in that region, but those bastards will not pop. I once spent an hour trying and only ended up with a very sore scrotum. Can I rub these out with some sort of cleanser (no pun intended)?
>> Anonymous
>>20022
I'd suggest CAREFULLY holding parts of your skin with one hand and scrubbing with a cleanser in the other. You have to hold it like as if you were stretching out your skin(well, you are but you also aren't stretching it out). You'll know what I mean if you've shaved your testicles :D So hold it so that it's a flat surface as if you were shaving.
>> Anonymous
>>20045
Yeah, I've shaved it before, I think that's what originally caused it. Don't mean to bother, but could you recommend cleansers too? I have Stridex pads for my face (the only thing that ever seemed to clear up my skin), would they do the job?
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All this can be summed up completely with this:

BE MORE LIKE GASTON MOTHERFUCKER!
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>>20055
I use this stuff, kicked ass on the ingrown hairs.
>> Anonymous
>>20065
Much thanks, anonymous!
>> Anonymous
>>20055
Also, you probably shaved too close to your skin to cause the ingrown hairs. When you stretch your skin to shave, you're essentially pushing those hairs up above where they normally are, and since they got trapped under your skin after shaving, they caused the ingrown hairs.
>> Anonymous
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this is what you use for ingrown hairs.

best shit on the market
>> Anonymous
>>20078
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

Do you just rub it in? Nice.
>> Anonymous
I've used Nair on my balls and ass, just for the hell of it.

Worked fine on my ass, no irritation there, but when I put it on my crotch, it started burning almost immediately. I left it on anyway, and got a horrible fucking rash at the point where the groin meets the legs.

Lasted for a week. Never again. Nair's fine and the hair is reduced to a slight stubble for weeks, but for the love of God, stay away from dick.
>> Anonymous
>>20140
Seems like common sense to me D: