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Anonymous
Sup /fit/, Before you read this I'd like to inform you that this will be a very long post so bear with me.

Ok, considering the amount of help and advice I get from /fit/ on how to live a better life, and be what we all want; To be more attractive, I thought that I should let you in on what I consider a "secret"since most of the people I know anywhere have no idea what the hell i'm talking about.

It all started with me watching Love Potion Number 9. If you ever saw that movie, you probably wished you had that. The ability to draw a womens attention by just saying something. Well /fit/, I have something like that yet i don't even have to say anything. Just my presence alone can carry that affect. Thanks to a thing I call pheremones.

Now I watched that movie when I was 13, at 1997. Years passed and I long forgot about it until recently watching Oceans 13. Seeing that scene with Matt Damon and that cougar. Wondering what the word "Accelerator" was and the affect of giving the cougar the state of being love drunk stirred my curiosity. Searching in google I later found out that it was actually pheremones. So using the search engine to its full use I tried looking for pheremones of high quality to see what i would get up. The top result ended up being this product called Pherlure. I clicked and searched through the whole website and seeing if it was not just a measly scam and all of that other stuff. Being the person i am and very thorough, I searched for opinions on google of course to see what people thought of it. I then stumbled into what my friends, I have to call the holy grail. Because from that point on my life would change.
>> Anonymous
>>189383

First thing was first, i searched for opinions and to my surprise found out that Pherlure wasn’t all that great as what I thought i would be. Browsing through the forums i found other pheremone products guaranteed to work. Being the curious George i am, i bought a few of their to-go products and boy did I ever laugh at second guessing myself, even today!

So the bottles arrived, and I followed the tips spraying on fore arms, neck, hair etc. Oh and let me tell you, i'm no Tyler Durden i'm just the average joe you would see. Not fat, but not omfghawtsauce. Well anyway I was going out to the bank to get some money for later that night. I arrived at the bank at the first hit (Hit means females talking wanting your number etc in the forum) was from the bank teller! I was pretty surprised to say the least. Usually she would give me this monotone voice when ever I had to talk to her but now, it was different. She was saying how i smelled really nice and all this other stuff. Next thing I know she asks what i'm doing later on. I'm all blown away at this and say this is all bull shit and one of my friends is pulling my leg; but then i thought to myself, "Wait I dont have any.." Just kidding. But seriously, she ended up getting my number and well i'll leave the rest of the details for another time.
>> Anonymous
>>189384

So I go back to my house, and just look at my drawer, where I put the pheremones, and i just started laughing at how amazing these things are. I don't know why i laughed but I maybe the thought that it actually worked.

Well anyway later that day I went with a couple of my friends to the club to try this stuff out. None of them knew i had this stuff on and let me tell you were they jealous. I walked in and after i finally got my drink, i noticed girls staring at me. Like with the look that says, "Hey, you doing anything tonight?". Well I was amazed and as soon as I hit the dance floor 2 girls are grinding on me and I'm just going batshit at this point. 2 Random hot girls, grinding with me. Well /fit/ let me tell you that was probably the wildest night I ever had and i'll just let your imagination take it from there. Or just ask me later i'm just too lazy to finish writing it lol. Well yeah after this incident I ended up buying the actually bottles and not the to-go ones. I use them at work (because some of them actually help you gain a sense of more respect and class) and when going out with friends. Looks like I found my love potion num. 9 Lol Oh and OP Pic is some of the pheremones i use.
>> Anonymous
Oh hi Pherlure marketing rep. Get the fuck out. Thanks.
>> Anonymous
LOL WOW THIS GUY SMELLS REAAAAALY HAWT IM GONNA HIT ON HIM EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS PRETTY AVERAGE
>> Anonymous
Damn, pheremones don't work, do they? I wish they did...
>> Anonymous
>>189388
>>189391
Lol I knew these types of posts were coming and I don't really care if you don't believe anything I say and just think its pure shit. Your missing out on something I thought you should be aware about and If you throw it back at me then fine, but give me the curtesy of at least having other anons read this without faggots like you ruining the thread by spamming it up and have the reason to ask questions.
>> Anonymous
>>189399
THAT'S NOT WHAT PHEROMONES ARE.
>> Anonymous
>>189399

Yeah thats what I thought to myself too, but hey im not complaining anymore lol.
>> Anonymous
>Some body spray advertisers claim that their products contain human sexual pheromones which act as an aphrodisiac. In the 1970's "copulins" were patented as products which release human pheromones, based on research on rhesus monkeys.[14] Subsequently, androstenone, axillary sweat, and "vomodors" have been claimed to act as human pheromones.[15] Despite these claims, no pheromonal substance has ever been demonstrated to directly influence human behavior in a peer reviewed study.[14][16][15]

THAT'S RIGHT. WIKIPEDIA JUST KICKED YOUR ASS. BY THE WAY, WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO GO TO BARS TO FUCK RANDOM WHORES?
>> Anonymous
>>189410
Read the fucking thread god damn.
>> Anonymous
>>189415

DID YOU FORGET THAT WIKIPEDIA IS NOT A REAL RESOURCE OF INFORMATION SINCE ANYONE CAN CHANGE THAT SHIT? THATS RIGHT I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS.
>> Anonymous
>>189404
What brand do you use, OP? You've got me curious now..
>> Anonymous
>>189410

Uh I used these things its a long list but i'll just end up giving you the website. Just search up Pherotalk at google and you'll find the shit i got. Imo if its your first time and your skeptical i'd go with Ammo or Instant Openess. To-Go Bottles. I'd rather spend 9-11$ On something that would change my sex and social life then something else.