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Anonymous
What does /fit/ think is the best martial art for relieving stress that can be used practically?
I'm a girl if that changes anything.

Pic unrelated
>> Anonymous
If it's just stress relief, might want to use tai chi or some shit. For practicality I'd say Muay Thai or shotokan. Jujitsu if you don't have a big personal space issue.

Mix to taste.
>> Anonymous
krav maga
>> Anonymous
>>111041
>Jujitsu if you don't have a big personal space issue.
Asplain.
>> Anonymous
Women taking MMA is a bad idea.

They get the false sense of security and think they have enough skill to beat a man.

When in reality, they have less strength than a 110 pound 15 year old boy so all their practice means shit and they get knocked the fuck out and hurt when they try to fight a man.
>> Anonymous
>>111099
People will be grabbing you to throw you, plus grappling and groundwork..
>> Anonymous
>>111105

I sense insecurityyyyy

Women that know their strengths, and know to isolate a small part of a big man (wrist, arm, whatever) and then snap it off, rather than going head-to-head with them, can handle themselves. Same goes for tiny guys.
>> Anonymous
This.

Gal here, personally love jujitsu. Takes a month or so to stop being uncomfortable with it. It's damn useful since a lot of fights end up on the ground, so don't write it off just cause the thought of it might make you a bit anxious.
>> Anonymous
>>111105

or they could get guns
>> Anonymous
>>111136
Not insecurity issues.

Don't come crying when you pick a fight with a marine and get killed.

Just buy a gun and get a CCW. Women are not meant to fight men in hand to hand combat.
>> Anonymous
>>111148

Gender is a silly way to write off whether or not someone could fight, really. Judge it from person to person.
>> Anonymous
>>111159
You do know, save from steroids, women are going to have pitiful strength compared to a guy the same size?

Less muscle mass, strength and different bone structure.

Women cannot fight men. You're setting yourself up for failure.
>> Anonymous
do thai boxing (muay thai) hitting pads is great fun as well as sparring.
>> Anonymous
>>111162

You do know, save from whatever dipshit reasoning you could pull out for this, the weaker person in a fight of course wouldn't resort to strength? Of course a women wouldn't try to out-muscle a man. There are other ways to defend yourself.

Even then, muscle mass varies from person to person. Also natural aggression. Get a mama bear sort of woman against your off-the-street bad boy.
>> Anonymous
>111169
has never been in a real fight.
>> Anonymous
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>>111162
The most common misconception spread throughout the Internet.
Next you'll say something idiot like "LOL -4", I bet.

I saw a woman break a guy's ribcage like it was no big deal. Technique and knowing where to hurt the most is way more important than raw strength.
>> Anonymous
I support girls in MA

Because it's funny to see them get beaten and raped when they try to stand up to men IRL.
>> Anonymous
>>111171

HURR HURR I KIN FIGHTS

Self-defense, baby doll.
>> Anonymous
>>111175
aren't you cool.
>> Anonymous
>>111173
>>111169
If it wasn't bad enough you asked this to the Internet, you did at 4CHAN. That's the kind of answer you'll get from underage b&s here.

>>111148
>>Don't come crying when you pick a fight with a marine and get killed.
Funniest so far. "Yeah, I'll just hit a marine; you'll see them in every corner. Like cheap hookers."
>> Anonymous
If you're a girl don't bother using martial arts for any practical reason. Just carry a knife or pepper spray.
>> Anonymous
>>111041
Thanks for mentioning Shotokan in practicality. Hardly anyone knows what Shotokan karate really is because mostly the dojos only practice the tournament sport-karate, and not the traditional karate as it should be. Oh well.

Also, women are a lot weaker in body&mind when it comes to life&death struggles.
If you have ever been in a single fight, you know well that before fighting the actual battle, you have to withstand the psychological pressures and fears.
Men are hunters and women are the protectors of the children. It's not in the physical&psychological nature of a women to go into battle against a man.
A strong woman can beat up a weak man. But there are very few weak men who try to fight against anyone, and there are very few strong women.
Also housewifes tend to visit the "Learn to kill your rapist in one weekend!" courses and think they are hot shit. Wohoo I learned how to kick someone in the balls. If someone wants your life or body and forcefully takes it, you will be STUNNED by fear and instincts.
>> Anonymous
The only time a woman is going to get into a physical situation with a man is really if shes being raped/mugged.

Rapists/muggers are not usually 110 pound 15 year old boys. Have been in real fights. And usually carry a weapon such as a knife or gun.

Have fun trying to use a martial art against an armed nigger. Enjoy your rape.

Buy a gun/pepper spray.
>> Anonymous
>>111190

Appreciate the intelligent response. I agree, but again, a woman conditioned to know how to handle a hostile situation and taught how to actually target (besides 'KICK IN BALLS') will probably break that mold.

>>111194

pepper spray is good.
>> Anonymous
>>111197
Of course. But as said strong women are scarce and are very unlikely to be attacked. If you were a thug with a knife, which woman would you rob, the strong, fit looking one who holds his head up while walking down the street, or the little, chubby one with her eyes on her feet?
Exactly.
>> Anonymous
If you ignore the above posts regarding being a women and being raped anyways, here is what I would say.

Look for a style which offers training in kata, or forms. This is so you can practice at home, in a small space, and still get the benefits of relieving stress and tension. For this reason, Karate, Kung Fu, and Tai Chi would be my first impression.

Unfortunately, these often lack in practicality, unless you find a dojo which teaches how to apply the techniques in a real situation.

If you have time, I would say couple a striking art as above with grappling such as Sambo or Jiu Jitsu.
>> Anonymous
>>111202

But which one would you try to rape? Not the fatty, surely.

I would rather be mugged than raped, so maybe be-fat-fu is the answer.
>> Anonymous
>>111204
Well, I guess if you are desperate enough to rape a women, you would ignore your fetishes and go for a weak one. I would not risk living out my muscle fetish in rape.
>> Anonymous
This is the reason women are not allowed to try out for any type of Special Operations branch in the military.

Do not posses the potential for the needed physical strength short of steroids. Weaker body. If hand to hand combat required, they will most likely lose to an enemy soldier. Breaks under stress of combat easier. (Irrelvent to women and fighting, but they also make some men in the team uncomfortable since some men are shy around women, even if they hide it. It will have a small effect, which is not needed in these tactical teams.)

TLDR: Women not made for fighting. Will lose unless the girl is VERY strong AND the man is VERY weak.

Buy a weapon to equalize.
>> Anonymous
>>111202

Which brings us back to the original point of this fucking thread.

OP, shotokan/Thai and jujitsu.
>> Anonymous
>>111190
I sense some social condition in this one.


You do realize that regardless of you being a "hunter", there are women out there who could kick your ass without even trying? Hell I will give that us guys can get muscle faster than women(atleast bulk) but saying that the other sex is always going to be weaker or always going to be psychologically weaker is just idiocy. I will just laugh when you are strutting around and a bunch of women beat the shit out of you because as many people have already said, pure strength is only part of the equation, you dont need that much strength to smash someones face in or crush a wind pipe.
>> Anonymous
>>111213
Less than .01% of females.

Irrelevant.
>> Anonymous
BUY CURTAINS

AND A DOG
>> Anonymous
>>111215

sauce
>> Anonymous
>>111215
You obviously haven't worked social services.

Once you get away from upper and middle class mall rats, you start running into a LOT of hard core bitches that have been fighting for their lives from abusive others for pretty much their entire existence.

Last week I had to deal with a case of some crazy bitch shattering this dude's jaw with her fist after he came after her with a pipe.

It's ain't a big number, but it's definitely not insignificant either. Truth be told, while your average trained male fighter could easily defeat them, Johnny crackhead, or your average whitebread Anonymous would likely have problems.
>> Anonymous
My sister is in the Army. Does martial arts etc...

I'm 150 pounds 5'7" and don't practice fighting. Only lift and surf. Havent been in a fight in 4 years besides with her.

Shes like 135 same height.

It's still no effort to beat her up. She doesn't have any power behind her strikes. If i grab her she cannot get free because she has very little upper body strength. Can't knock me out, or even knock the wind out of me.

I'd say short of stomping a man's throat or using a weapon a woman isn't going to do much in a fight.
>> Anonymous
>>111223

We don't want her defending Amurrka.
>> Anonymous
>>111223
Your creepy psuedo-incest rituals are not particularly relevant.
>> Anonymous
ITT: A bunch of girls thinking they can fight.
>> Anonymous
ITT: men who have never seen black women fight.
>> Anonymous
>>111231

HAS BOUGHT CURTAINS AND A DOG
>> Anonymous
>>111232
Jesus christ yes. It's fucking TERRIFYING
>> Anonymous
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On average, women's bodies are weaker than men's. Their bones are weaker and they have less muscle mass. This is an evolutionary fact, not an insult.

Now would most people pick a fight with the two in my pic? Hell no. But there is also a reason why men don't fight women professionally, even if they're in the same weight class. Because who would want to pay to see women get beat up by men? Not very many.
>> Anonymous
>>111232
/an/ is unrelated
>> Anonymous
>>111239
>>Because who would want to pay to see women get beat up by men?

I think you'd find quite a sizable group on 4chan.

Well, they wouldn't pay for it, but they'd pirate the shit out of it.
>> Anonymous
>>111223
I'd like to wrestle her someday.....rawr!
>> Anonymous
>>111253
She doesn't wrestle. She actually tries to beat the shit out of me, because we don't get along. We get in a fight every time we see each other.
>> Anonymous
>>111257
way to kill my fantasies :'(
>> Anonymous
>>111257
My friend's sister did that.

Rushed him with a butcher knife. He outweighs her by about 150 lbs (yes, he's a fatass, but he's the dockworker/laborer sort that carries around 200lbs crates like nothing) stepped to the side, grabed her arm and shoved it in another direction...which happened to be a watermelon sitting on the kitchen counter with a satisfying SHLUNK.

He said the best moment of satisfaction he ever had was the microsecond sis had the "oh FUCK I KILLED HIM" look.
>> Anonymous
ITT kids think women are naturally weak.

Yeah, right. Try raping a female army sergeant and see how you turn out.
>> Anonymous
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>>111294
>>My friend's sister's cousin's priest's grunt's whore's grandpa's boss' janitor's did that.

Really? You don't say ...
>> Anonymous
>>111310
ITS OFFICIAL!

ALL WOMEN ARE ARMY SERGEANTS.
>> Anonymous
>>111325

BECAUSE THEY HAVE CURTAINS AND DOGS
>> ­
>>111310

lol no, we don't rape ugly dykes
>> Anonymous
>>111324
whut
>> Anonymous
>>111310
My sister is an army sergeant. See above post before you speak.

Females are weak.
>> Anonymous
>>111335
and largely useless as well except as pleasure vessels and brood whores for our superior /b/tard children.
>> Anonymous
>>111338
faggot who thinks /b/ is still super-kewl-random-LOL-FUNNY
>> /b/ was never good Anonymous
let this thread die
>> Anonymous
semi relevant to where this topic is heading.
yesterday I saw 2 fat, teenager chicks fighting. made me lol.
>> Anonymous
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hey gais whats goin on here?
>> Anonymous
>>111352
That girl is probably as strong as a 160-170 pound guy that is 5'8"-5'9" who works out somewhat.

Which is why, women are going to lose to men 99% of the time. You have to be insanely strong and dedicated to stand a chance against even average sized guys.
>> Anonymous
>>111352

She has a dog, and is therefore safe from harm.
>> Anonymous
>>111354

STRENGTH IS NOT THE ONLY FACTOR YOU FUCKTARD

SAGE RAGE
>> Anonymous
>>111354
Your average american dude is a potbellied yuppie or starbuck's counter monkey who's never taken or thrown a punch past 6th grade.
>> Anonymous
>>111354
Says the underaged.
>> Anonymous
>>111425
So not thinking women can beat up men makes me underaged?

TITS OR GTFO

gb2/kitchen/
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Pic related:

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

Basically a drastically improved judo.
>> Anonymous
>>111429
Yep.
Only sheltered kids actually believe that.
Back to bed, junior.
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>>111435
Get back on topic dumbass. You're being trolled.
>> Anonymous
>>111435
female with an ego.

Keep up the martial arts. Maybe when a nigger mugs you, you'll be able to punch him in the face once, instead of curling in a ball. So he rapes you, AND kills you instead of just rapes you.
>> Anonymous
>>111441
And this board is better than /b/ how?
>> Anonymous
>>111443
Hardly like /b/, minus nigger that was 100% factual.
>> Anonymous
this thread is fucking bullshit
>> Anonymous
>>111446
No. You're still pretty much like /b/. When you start smugly dropping snuff fantasies as rebuttals to people's points, you've pretty much reached that level of immaturity.
>> Anonymous
>>111451
lol

"YOU DON'T THINK WOMEN CAN BEAT UP MEN SO YOU'RE UNDERAGED"

is a point?

Fuck off you stupid woman. illogical piece of shit.
>> Anonymous
>>111454
>>Fuck off
>>illogical piece of shit

We're truly in the presence of a master of debate. Plato would be proud and 4chan is much improved by your presence.
>> Anonymous
>>111457
Insulting me doesn't give your previous post a point. Stupid whore.
>> Anonymous
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OP, please delete this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>111459
I bet your mother is so proud that she raised such a fine young man.
>> Anonymous
>>111463
I hope a nigger injects AIDS into your asshole with his throbbing black phallus.
>> Anonymous
>>111465
OH BABY. TALK TO ME DIRTY.
>> Anonymous
>>111035
my initial reaction is to say don't even bother, you're a chick, you won't stand two seconds in a fight with a determined guy unless you're a fucking champ. but then again, most guys are flaming pussies and back down if you put up the least bit of resistance.

that said, in terms of ease and prevalence, boxing might be the best bet. More people do it than anything else, really, and you can easily move from that to something else later. Especially something USEFUL in a street fight, say MMA or the like, as opposed to fancy shit like wushu.

Judo would be sorta good, i guess, but it's kind of too formal for 'can be used practically' although it's a step better than nothing. I'd say jujitsu has a lot of the same qualities, but it's a bit more useful in the practicality issue.

>>111148
as a marine i'd have to say I agree. but then again, most people are enormous fags and pussies to boot. Those that aren't, are mostly just show. The least bit of knowledge will put you in good stead when the chips are down. Most people don't have MCMAP at their disposal, and were raised to be flaming, flaming pansies.

Think of it this way: would you rather fight a 220 pound black guy who just wants to go home and eat some kfc, or a 98 pound mother who is *absolutely convinced* that you have her baby and is about to kill it?

This just goes to show that fights are, more often than not, decided upon based on the 'fighting spirit' or killer instinct of the combatants. As most girls are raised to be scared at the drop of a hat, simpering little gigglers, it's really hard to overcome that. If you do though, you'll be better for it. I doubt, since you're coming to 4chan for advice, that you'll really reacquire the killer instinct with which we should all be so blessed, however.
>> Anonymous
here is a helpful self defense video
http://www.derrickcomedy.com/2007/08/21/self-defense/
works very well in the streets, saved my life a couple of times. Best thing is, anyone can do it.
>> Anonymous
>>111479
lulz
>> Anonymous
>>111472
Or worse a 220lbs black woman who thinks you're here to fuck up her kids.
>> Anonymous
>>111472
I'd rather fight the woman. Honestly, she isn't going to be able to do shit.
>> Anonymous
>>111493
you go do that and see just how fucked up you get. When a purpose is put in someone they are fucking hard to stop. Of those combinations, the 220LB big black dude who thinks you raped his daughter is the scariest of all.
>> Anonymous
Any exercise can relieve stress. As for practicality, I'd have to say go take wrestling or judo or some really dirty Muay Thai. Because if someone's going to attack, it will 90% of the time go to the ground.

Stay away from the following: most kung fu, capeoira tae kwon do, and anything with too many belt colors. Having training, staying alert and having good conditioning is better than not having anything at all. Having high confidence after taking a course of martial arts will show up in your eyes and deter others from attacking you.

I personally take kickboxing, but I carry a pocket knife with me, always. Ignore the fags above me, they're a bunch of butthurt TKD people who's martial art got owned by MMA and are now resorting to "no MA works".
>> Anonymous
ITT: Little boys with even littler dicks trying to intimidate women by insinuating that they'd get raped whenever they resist a man
>> Anonymous
Personally, I'm a 2.28m(7.480 feet) tall 121kg(266.759 pounds) highly muscular male that was trained various fighting style since i was 6.

I'm yet to see a girl who would have the confidence or physical strength to even stand straight while fighting me.
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>>111624
Post a pic of yourself, tough guy, I wanna see if you're really as strong as you make yourself out to be.
>> Anonymous
>>111186

>>111148
>>Don't come crying when you pick a fight with a marine and get killed.
Funniest so far. "Yeah, I'll just hit a marine; you'll see them in every corner. Like cheap hookers."

And a marine will instantly kill a woman because he was never disciplined his whole life.. oh wait
>> Anonymous
>>112502
I was in the marines for 8 years. If some bitch hit me i'd knock her right in the fucking jaw. I wouldn't kill her, but I'm not going to let a woman get special treatment. If they want to be equal, they get all parts of it.
>> Anonymous
>>112516

Vaganon approves
>> Anonymous
THIS THREAD REEKS OF FAT, FEMINIST WOMEN WHO HAVE NOT BEEN ONCE OUTSIDE FOR TRAINING
JESUS CHRIST
At first I thoguth /fit/ was awesome because it ignores the /b/ shit mostly, like TITS OR GTFO.
But now I see why the fucking girls need to fucking shut up on the internet. Oh god angry angry angry cruise control
>> Anonymous
>>112555
Im not going to correct my typo, because I want to see how many idiots tell me my statement is invalid because of a typo.
>> Anonymous
>>112558

o u
>> Anonymous
>>112555
that's a fucking typo, your statement is therefore invalid under internet law. gtfo, you typo bastard.
>> Anonymous
>>111472

>>Think of it this way: would you rather fight a 220 pound black guy who just wants to go home and eat some kfc, or a 98 pound mother who is *absolutely convinced* that you have her baby and is about to kill it?

Getting between a woman and her baby is nothing compared to getting between a nigger and his chicken.
>> Asshole !Y05ja5FGDU
>>111472
I have to call bullshit, I pratice judo and bjj and I have to say judo is alot more practical on the streets, you tend to have better balance and I would much rather throw someone into the concrete face first than try to grapple them in potentially dangerous ground.


Also I support women in martial arts, not because I think they're likely to be any good, but because it's hot as fuck.

On another note krav maga is awesome, I think it has pratical, good techniques and retains emphasis on the required mentality to win a fight, aka, hit vital spots, hit fucking hard and fast and run.
>> xrkfrm !O4ZEpB7lss
>>112599
>Also I support women in martial arts, not because I think they're likely to be any good, but because it's hot as fuck.

personal anecdote - there are 16 women I'm close to that are popping into my head at this moment... about a third weigh more than me (I'm a skinny/wiry bastard)... 2 of them have as much martial training as me... 1 of them is more physically in shape and has 5 years more martial training... when I last sparred with her (the one that shuald be better than me), I was faster, better at grappling, etc. She won 1 round out of 7, sheerly because she got a flurry in... that flurry didn't phase me...

I'm not sure if she was holding back or what... but it would seem that average man V average woman, the man wins hands down
>> xrkfrm !O4ZEpB7lss
>>112668
also, it really is hot as fuck... can't disagree with that
>> Anonymous
>>112668
>>112599

oh jesus, the tripfags
>> xrkfrm !O4ZEpB7lss
>>112675
yes, we come at all the best times don't we?
like bloody vultures to pick at the festering corpse of a large but stupid thread.
>> Anonymous
>>112708

let this thread die

and the tripfags

let them both die
>> xrkfrm !O4ZEpB7lss
>>112710
this is triumph, I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS!
>> Anonymous
>>112719

FUCKING DIE
>> xrkfrm !O4ZEpB7lss
>>112721
how do you plan to make me, fatty? I can run 13 consecutive 9 minute miles
>> Anonymous
>>112810

You're actually bragging that you can run 13 miles in barely under 2 hours. There are non-Kenyans that can finish marathons in about 10 extra minutes.
>> Anonymous
personally if your not trolling learn pressure points for self defense even I being a guy know 5 pressure points on the neck i took acupuncture and i got into a fight over a beer at a bar and simple to explain feel your neck that little squishy ball type thing on both sides of your neck
chop it as hard as you can and see how long your passed out for it knocks people out for 3-5 minutes and well now im just going on and on but ya if all else tai chi plus guys go into tai chi just to get laid so i would suggest judo if you wanna throw people around lol.
>> Anonymous
>>112833
13.1 miles is a half marathon. It's not a great time, but it's not bad.
To:>>112810
big whoop. I've seen lots of heavier people do that time. And before you try dissing my, my last 15 mile race was done in well under an hour and a half.
Time doesnt mean you aren't a fatty.
>> Hankatola !!09SbK9m7bBh
internet tough guys are tough.
>> xrkfrm !O4ZEpB7lss
>>112857
>>112833
protip - I was trolling