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Anonymous
hi /fit/ i would like to look like this
where do i start?
>> FAGMAN !!0BsUfrgvYyQ
fake tan + cum hair gel
>> Anonymous
good luck on your road to guidoville first you need to pack up and move to jersey shore

2nd you need to join golds gym

3rd you need a tan, then a tan ontop of that tan, then some bronzing shit from walgreens, then 1 more tan to top it off

next is designer sunglasses, cheap designer looking clothes, necklace, fake diamond earring, manicure, pedicure , a bag of dicks in your mouth, waxing, trimming your beard

and bam you are 2% away from being a full blown guido

now all you need is some guido pals and you are golden my boy
>> Anonymous
THE 3 C's
CURLZ CRUNCHEZ COSMETICZ
>> Anonymous
gb2reddit
>> Anonymous
>>354008
TABBED BROWSING BITCH
>> Anonymous
what about becoming a juicer?
>> Anonymous
What's really good witcha, you already know, it's ya boy Ramiro (Right in pic).

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is anime and pokemon, while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.

Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.

I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fucks with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is Warcraft. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.

On the grind.

- Ramiro the champ
>> Anonymous
hhaahahahahah oh wow
>> anonymous
oh wait what, sorry i couldn't pay attention to what he was saying cause his fake tan just kept making me laugh

and by the way, 240 ain't shit
>> Anonymous
>Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago?
Cool story brah.

But it sounds like you came in under 60 seconds.

Quick story brah.
>> Anonymous
>Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago?

hahahahaha
>> Anonymous
>>354174
>>Face, pussy.
>>By being the alpha male
>>greek god looking specimen like myself
>>2,500 sit-ups a day
>>a real boss
>>On the grind.
>>- Ramiro the champ

This is easily the best post I've ever seen on /fit/. I lol'd, I cried.

- Anon the champ
>> Ramiro The Champ !9kbJjvwmwE
I've been inspired.
>> Anonymous
Spunky sphincter....

This will help.

k
>> Anonymous
>>354224

Shit was SO clutch

I RAGE just thinking that I live in the same society as these faggots.
>> Anonymous
I've taken better looking dumps.
>> Anonymous
More like Ramiro the Chimp
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1sh7KfXw34
>> Anonymous
in b4 Ramiro the Champ becomes a regular name with a tripcode
>> Anonymous
/fit/ this is old copypasta.

You guys..
>> Anonymous
>>354505

i still find it hilarious :)
>> Ramiro the Champ !Ep8pui8Vw2
>>353997
don't cop my style
>> timbo timbo
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>>354174
not bad son u makin some progress but if u could dance u could pull more hoes which brings us 2 the next point

if u can't dance

u should A) stay home instead of clubbin
B) die

what do u think?
-timbo

ps my friends call me timbo
cause i was in one of justin timberlake's videos
bustin some moves
in case u wanna say i can't dance n shit
>> timbo timbo
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>>354563
if u cant dance bitches will think u can't fuck
so i think after analising your post for 30 minutes u are not correct and your story is not real man

so wassup, why u hatin on me homie, thought we keep it real @ CLuBBiN


peace
>> Anonymous
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Stupid faggots, the correct answer was <<<
>> Anonymous
The sad thing is that the guy in OP gets laid much more than most of us (probably all). So... yes, I kind of do want to be that guy :/
>> Anonymous
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hi /fit/ i would like to look like this
where do i start?

>No body fucking knows 'shit was So cash' copypasta?
>> Anonymous
>>354707
i could get laid by a bunch of ugly chicks too if i really wanted to.
>> Anonymous
>>354716

is he ok?
>> Anonymous
>>354751
If you think ugly fat girls are hot, then yes you can.

But girls that actually look good? That guy can and you can't
>> Anonymous
>>354754
shit was so crash
>> Anonymous
>>354756
personality matters much much more than how a girl looks (unless shes ugly as fuck)
the girls the op pic fucks are usually skanky whores/bitches/cunts. i wouldnt want to get my dick dirty by fucking those girls
>> Anonymous
>>354760
>personality matters

rotflmfaokjhgfssdfghjkuyfdghh
>> Anonymous
>>354754
yes
>> Anonymous
>>354769
fuck you faggot!
>> Anonymous
>>354760
No it doesn't, not until you want something more than sex. I still have some 9 years (30 years old) until I even want to start thinking about having kids.
>> Anonymous
I can't get over dude's eyebrows.
>> Anonymous
>>354789
pic is of you isnt it
>> Anonymous
First, you're going to need to sell off all your dignity and self respect and common sense. But, you're in FIT, so you're fine. Next, I'm going to have to ask you to ram a makeup bag up your arse, and we'll go from there,
>> Anonymous
funny post copypasta or not i lol everytime i see em
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_dKyVcuQsY&feature=related
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOkGGZ2lmdc&feature=related
>> Anonymous
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Hey fags
>> Anonymous
My name is John
>> Anonymous
>>354921
God fucking damnit, stay dead.
>> Anonymous
and I hate each and every one of you
>> Anonymous
All of you are fat
>> Anonymous
retarded, no lifes
>> Anonymous
who spend every second of their day
>> Anonymous
wat
>> Anonymous
looking at stupid ass pictures
>> Theodore Roosevelt !!J8LZ2zthmwi
looking at stupid ass pictures
>> Anonymous
You are everything bad in the world
>> Theodore Roosevelt !!J8LZ2zthmwi
Seriously, have any of you
>> Anonymous
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C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!
>> Anonymous
ever gotten any pussy?
>> Theodore Roosevelt !!J8LZ2zthmwi
>>354959

Pic made me lol.
>> Anonymous
1. Get a really fake tan
2. gel, gel, and more gel
3. Do curlz until you can't move your arms, then drink a protein shake.
>> Anonymous
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alright poppinjay, I invoke the king's right; 3 moves to 1...THAT'S RIGHT!!


I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic related its me and my bitch
>> Anonymous
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>>354971

It's good to be the king
>> Anonymous
find oven, insert head, turn on oven to 175 degrees and wait
>> Anonymous
>>354000
you forgot hitting yourself in the head with a hammer to remove any brain cells + inserting said hammer into ass repeatedly to loosen it to the width of an exhaust pipe
>> Anonymous
>>353997
whoa that guy looks so sexy <^_^>
so random hehe *spork*
>> Anonymous
>>354190
>240 ain't shit
not for a chubby, ugly endomorphic ogre with a 44" waist and bomb gut, like you, strong man. Go chop some more wood and fuck your kettle bell.
>> Anonymous
What's really good witcha, you already know, it's ya boy Ramiro (Right in pic).

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is anime and pokemon, while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.

Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.

I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fucks with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is Warcraft. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.

On the grind.

- Ramiro the champ
>> Anonymous
>>355635
>endomorphic
doesn't exist
>> Anonymous
what exactly is "popping bottles"?
>> Anonymous
>>355737

champage bottles..pop the corks.

there you go my friend
>> Anonymous
>>353997
Fuck ur ass more hard
>> Anonymous
Come out of the closet
>> Anonymous
>>355721
Yeah,it's called "worthless fatass".
>> Anonymous
That is easily the worst guido pic i've seen.

Worse then the two orange guys at some graduation.

LOOK AT HIS EYEBROWS!!!

OR LACK THEREOF!!!

MY GOD!!!
>> deleted
Eat a fuckload of carrots. The mild carotine poisoning will make your skin glow a healthy orange without having to spend loads of cash on bronzing
>> Anonymous
>>355755
thanks
>> Anonymous
>>355759
no you're wrong, coming out of closet gives you a sense of style, it doesn't take it away
>> Anonymous
>>355635
with double the muscle mass you'll ever have skinny faggot
>> Anonymous
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The only men girls want to fuck are Alpha males, and I'm king among them.

My name is Christoph Giordano. I'm half Italian, half German. My dad is a wealthy scientist. I spent my early years growing up between Norway and Germany. I'm pure European man, and I speak 6 languages. Norwegian, German, English, French, Swedish and the language of love. I went to high school at the best school in southern California, got all A grades. I was the MVP sports star in Football, American Football, Basketball and Weightlifting. I had sex with every attractive girl there. My dick is around 8 inches long and thick as coke can. I benched 250kg my senior year, and I got perfect scores on SAT exams. I went to Harvard for undergrad school, and modelled on the side. I decided though that acting and music were my real passions, and since then I've starred in many obscure European art films you havent heard of. I get nearly universal praise for my acting, I'm considered one of the best. I completely transformed the underground trance scene with my DJ sets, but nobody knows it, I go by an enigmatic psuedonym. I have a choice of several places to live, my parents own a luxury cabin in the Alberta mountains, we have a condo in southern California, apartments in Tokyo, Berlin and London, and an estate on the foothills of Ibiza. When I was in the Norwegian military for mandatory service, I ranked best in class. I'm a black belt in Judo, and expert level in Krav Maga.

I win marathon races. I fuck more women than most porn stars. I built a separate room for my trophies and diplomas. I own a Porsche, Benze, Lamborghini and 4 motorcycles. I wear designer clothes and start fashion trends. Longcat is my cat. I've partied in every western capital. I can do better magic than Houdini. I've traveled to almost every country. I win every videogame. I once made a woman come so hard she needed to be hospitalized. In 10 years I'll be a movie star, what will you be doing?.
>> Anonymous
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>>356881
I once saved a girl from drowning in an icy lake while snowmobiling in northern Yukon. After I pulled her out, things happened. She was hot, I was hot, and we made things spicy right there. But it got too hot, and we melted through the ice. I had no choice but to save her from the icy waters again. But that time I learned my lesson, and waited till we got to shore to fuck again. While on a train in France I wrote a poem in 10 minutes, and later that day won the biggest slam poetry competition in the continent. I was a male stripper in Madrid, and I was so popular that when I left they were willing to go bankrupt for a decade to sign me on again. I may or may not have my own criminal underworld that owns half of Europe. My poker skills are so good they're being studied by Stanford. You might be thinking "Hey, doesnt it get lonely at the top, dont you get tired of being flawless?" Nah, I'm certainly a flawed person. I'm not very good at knitting, or painting pottery. Other than that, name something and I'm better than you at it. I'm not braggin, this is just a short biography. If I wanted to brag, I'd start listing my bigger accomplishments. Are you even a tenth the man I am? Are you even more value than the lint in my pocket? No, nobody is.

Screw the Alpha males, they're Betas to me. I'm what's cash, I'm what's clutch. Worship me.
>> Anonymous
>>356881

I want to know who the fuck you are. Right now.

aim - dumbgayho
>> Anonymous
>>353997

closeted homo
>> Anonymous
>>356904

It's copypasta, you dumbass. Fucking Americans think shit like this actually happens in Europe all the time.
>> Anonymous
let this thread die already gawwwwwd
>> Anonymous
>>356916
ironic
>> Anonymous
>>356976
FAIL
>> Anonymous
>>356976
YOU FAIL THEODORE
I HAD RESPECT FOR YOU
>> sage sage
SAGE SAGE SAGE NOT FAIL THIS TIME