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Help Anonymous
I have a lump around my anus. Is it cancer? :(

Serious topic actually.

Pic unrelated
>> Anonymous
Fuck off.
>> Anonymous
It's called a hemorrhoid. You've been sitting on your ass too much and/or pushing too hard when you take a poop.

...or having a lot of rough anal sex (hey, it's a valid cause of roids).
>> Anonymous
go get yourself a tube of preperation H, or a pharmacy equivalent... welcome to the club. You will never leave home without it again, I bet.
>> Anonymous
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. GO SEE A DOCTOR
>> Anonymous
Its just one lump on one side
>> Anonymous
>>165636

Hemorrhoids show up in all forms. Sometimes it's one. Sometimes it's five small ones. As much as most people wouldn't admit, tons of people get them. They can be caused by any strains that put pressure into the lower legs and anus. All they are is swollen or infected blood vessels...they're about as common as broken blood vessels in the eyes.
>> Anonymous
Somewhat on topic, why is it that no matter which type of crap I've got in my rectum, unless it's big I have trouble pushing it out?
>> Anonymous
>>165655

Not enough fiber and/or not eating enough. Can also be caused by overexercising, which makes your body utilize much more of the food you consume and convert less of it to waste.

Although, by this point, I'm fairly convinced you're trolling.
>> Anonymous
its called your ass cheeks