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Anonymous
I have a bunch of diarrhea turds up my butt how do I keep from shitting myself in class today
>> Anonymous
Go the bathroom
>> the ides of march !!7Z/3gj5ZXsu
SQUATZ
Oh wait.
>> Anonymous
>>347678
too many turds too little time I have class in an hour
>> Anonymous
>>347683
Skip class.
>> Anonymous
you can move it back into the stomach if you stand on your head for long enough.
>> Anonymous
Oh, my... Isn't that the molasses monster from "Candy Land"?
>> Anonymous
>>347703
YES!
>> Anonymous
Stick a huge wad of tissue paper in between your buttcheeks and slightly up your ass. Slight damping optional for not drying out and irritating the anus.

Might not be a perfect seal, but it does work for helping you keep it in.
>> Anonymous
>>347674

LOTS 'O' SQUATZ!@!11
>> Anonymous
stay home
>> Anonymous
fukken enema