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Anonymous
Hey /fit/. Where can I buy Cum? I'd really like to try some as I've heard it is a "super food". Very nutritious and I've heard... it tastes good too. I looked all over the nutrition, health food, supplement, vitamin sections of the local supermarket and couldn't find it. I even looked by juices and by Honey. No dice. Where can I find this elusive item?
>> Anonymous
search for dong jelly.
>> Anonymous
lick it out of cocks like everyone else numbnuts.
>> Anonymous
advertise on craigslist
>> Anonymous
Cum: is regularly used for strength and endurance. It has been used successfully to treat a variety of ailments including allergies, asthma, menstrual irregularities, constipation, diarrhea, anemia, low energy, cancer, rheumatism, arthritis and toxic conditions. Cum contains 22 amino acids including the eight essential ones, 27 minerals and the full gamut of vitamins, hormones and fatty acids. Most importantly, cum contains more than 5,000 enzymes and coenzymes. It is the presence of enzymes, many of which have immediate detoxifying effects.
>> Anonymous
>>251356
They sell cum at your local Shithead Shops (no joke, this is what all the jenkem junkies are calling it.) You will need about 10-20 gallons if you want to bathe in it. They also have samples. My personal taste is that of Cleopatra's - neutered sub-Saharan men. It's not as thick as fertile cum but the taste is divine. I hear they raise them on a holistic vegan diet and use prostate stimulation to milk.

As far as brands go get anything by Swing'N Lo. Guaranteed cruelty free.
>> Anonymous
>>251395
nice try.

They sell cum at... sperm banks.
>> Anonymous
>>251399
Sperm bank is Shithead Shop in jenk-speak. I'm not sure what area of the world you're in but here in France we've started combining semen with our jenkem 3 days prior to cultivation. This means that the bacteria switch from an all nitrogen diet to a mixed nitrogen/protein diet.
>> Anonymous
Get cum online from New Zealand or else its just poison.
>> Anonymous
also note that pure cum tastes like dirt. get it in capsules or mix it in with oatmeal to mask the flavor.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
What about raw smegma? I've heard that that is the most nutritious food on Earth.
>> Anonymous
srsly guys, WTF!?
>> Anonymous
cums for socks not for humans. you aren't a sock
>> Anonymous
All I care about are the enzymes and amino acids.