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Anonymous
I get on my treadmill and try to flee, however since I am currently overdosing on meth, the heart rate warning on my treadmill flickers, and as a precaution the machine stops the treadmill so my heart rate does not increase further, this coupled with my adrenaline from seeing crab nicholson make the halt almost instant, stopping my escape on the said treadmill. I am then impaled by jack nicolson crab menace, who then ages 20 years and makes the RAT FACE from The Departed, he then tears off my penis and then since I no longer have any reason to live, I die.
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