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Anonymous
I really need your help /fit/.

My girlfriend and I aren't having intercourse all we do is touching and oral sex, sometimes just rubbing our parts, but that's it. (you're going to make fun of this but we have our reasons)

My girlfriend's menstruation hasn't arrived yet, in her case it is normal that it comes the first day of every month... and we are already in the fourth day.

I'm a little worried about this but the only thing that could have been dangerous between us was a time when we were moving, just moving like you know... sex, inside a pool, I did not eyaculate but I've heard that this... fluid, the one that comes before the cum has sperm in some cases.

I still can't see how in the hell a pregnancy could happen...

PS: Today's horoscope said in Taurus (I'm Taurus) that a pregnancy will be happening, and so did her Sign. (this is stupid, isn't it?)

Ok, make jokes about it.
>> Anonymous
Dude, don't stress just punch her in the ovaries or push her down a flight of stairs and everything will be fine.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
You know those things called pregnancy tests? They're like a dollar. Buy ten of them and have her waste an hour pissing on them.
>> Anonymous
>>103376
That would be such an awesome prank if you could psyche her out and make her think she's pregnant, then have her pee on stick after stick to make sure. Ha. She'd kick you in the balls though.
>> Anonymous
other things can cause skipped/late periods

stress, change in diet, or even little things like change in sleep schedule. don't worry about it for another week or two.
>> Anonymous
>>103376
That's actually funny.

>>103380
Thanks man, that gets my hopes up.. if it gets late for a week i'll buy a test.
>> Anonymous
so much underage b&

how is babby formed? how girl get pregnant?
>> Anonymous
some other guy got her pregnant, that's awesome.
>> Anonymous
lol, did you even pay attention during sex-ed OP?
>> Anonymous
well I'm a Taurus and I'm not pregnant.

also, missing your period doesn't always mean you are pregnant.
>> Anonymous
My brother's a Taurus and he's not pregnant.
>> Anonymous
>>103414
lol
>> Tasty Cupcake
The thing you're talking about is pre-cum and yes you cna get pregnant from it.
>> Anonymous
Haha, I made my boyfriend shit brix once by missing my period. We'd never fucked without a condom.
Turns out my cycle was fucked up, and I got it fine the next month. Sometimes they just don't happen: it might even be all the sexytime hormones making her body delay on it.

She'll be fine, OP. You guys were careful enough. Besides, there's always falcon punch.
>> Anonymous
My brother's pregnant and he's not a Taurus.
>> Anonymous
stick it in her pooper next time.
>> Anonymous
Wow, are people who have sex these days actually this clueless about how babies are made?
>> Anonymous
Pre-ejaculate, it can contain sperm.
>> Anonymous
She's getting dick from some black stud. Get STD test soon!
>> Anonymous
How old are you OP, twelve? If not, why are you so stupid and why are you asking 4chan of all places?
>> Anonymous
Get her on some goddamn birth control.
>> Anonymous
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FAAAAAAAAALKOOOON PAAAAAAAAAAANTCH !!!!!!!!!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOCOON PAAAAAAAANCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALCOOOOOOOON PAAAAAAAAAAAAANTCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>103428

Oh wow, thanks.

>>103441
Maybe because this is a place where people can be totally serious about something while they make me laugh.

>>103438
But... with clothes on? wtf?
>> Anonymous
OP makes me pissed because I can't get anywhere near a woman

saaaaaaaaaaaage