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So there is this really cute girl at the gym. The thing is, she is usually with her dad and I think her dad suspects, because he looks at me everytime her daughter is near him or me. What's a good way to avoid looking at her? I'm 20 and a virgin so this is all new to me.
>> Anonymous
How old is she? I won't help if this is a loli hunt or something.
>> Anonymous
Go introduce yourself to both of them. Are you in college? Tell them what college you go to, where you work, how long you've been going there etc. Ask about them.
Once dad gets comfortable with you he wont mind you talking to her.
Don't worry about getting your dick wet, just have a conversation with her when it's convenient. Once a week should be fine for a short chitchat.
>> Anonymous
>What's a good way to avoid looking at her?
ummm stop looking at her?
>> Anonymous
Stare at the dad's ass instead.
>> Anonymous
Why avoid looking at her?

Just be your standard stand-up good guy like every afterschool tv special and talk boldly and kindly and you should be ok. Introduce yourself and even boast about how awesome you are or compliment her dad on whatever you can think of. It doesnt pay to be introverted especially with her dad eyeing you.

I've dated alot of girls and all their dads have always been glad I'm such a good guy and not a total jackass.
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>>347280
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>347280
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>>347280
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>>347280
This. He will abandon his daughter in order to save his own ass (literally.) Once he's out of the way swoop in and grab the girl.
>> Anonymous
>How old is she? I won't help if this is a loli hunt or something.

I don't know. She looks around 17, though.

>Go introduce yourself to both of them. Are you in college? Tell them what college you go to, where you work, how long you've been going there etc. Ask about them.
Once dad gets comfortable with you he wont mind you talking to her.
Don't worry about getting your dick wet, just have a conversation with her when it's convenient. Once a week should be fine for a short chitchat.

I have no job or driver's license. Pretty much a big no-no with dads. Besides, I promised myself to be a loner for life and that's why I want to avoid this.
>> Anonymous
>>347284
>Introduce yourself and even boast about how awesome you are or compliment her dad on whatever you can think of

Well I'm not really awesome. The only thing going for me is the fact that I'm straightedge and better than everyone else.
>> Anonymous
>>347293
"Hello, my name is anonymous. I'm straightedge and better than everyone else. And I want to fuck your daughter."
>> Anonymous
>>347291
>Besides, I promised myself to be a loner for life and that's why I want to avoid this.
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SQUAT
im also a fucking loner. and if i feel the urge to go out and get some social/human connections I JUST FUCKING SQUAT
>> Anonymous
White parents of teenage daughters give me the evil eye whenever we're in the same room or building no matter the situation. I usually get into aggressive staring contests with them while going about my shopping.

Disclaimer: I'm a twenty-something black male.
>> Anonymous
>>347314
its cuz ur fucking racist
if you werent such a fucking nigger, people wouldnt be worrying about you stealing shit and raping their children.
stop blaming it on other people and fucking work for shit you affirmative action mother fucker
>> Anonymous
>>347293
why the fuck would you tell some one you are XXX. seriously, are you a fucking moron? i mean you have to be if you use XXX to describe yourself. lrn2life.
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>>347293
>straightedge
>> Anonymous
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>>347291
>Besides, I promised myself to be a loner for life and that's why I want to avoid this.
>> Anonymous
>>347322
I can trust myself. I get more work done when I'm alone. Everything is more efficient and if something fucks up, I know I'm to blame and can improve in the future. Having to rely on other people is a sign of weakness especially if you need them so you don't feel lonely.
>> Anonymous
OP is eleven
>> Anonymous
>>347314
lol you're shit out of luck there. He doesn't want any negro touching his daughter.
>> Anonymous
>>347314
That's because your a fucking nigger. Go fuck some other niggers or something. Race mixing should be illegal.
>> Anonymous
>>347314

LOL NEXT TIME I'M AT THE MALL I'M GOING TO STARE AT NIGGERS AND SEE IF THEY START DOING STARING CONTESTS WITH ME.
>> Anonymous
After reading>>347338I think you should go for it just to troll racists.
>> Anonymous
>>347341
>>347341
>>347341
black guy detected
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>>347325
>Having to rely on other people is a sign of weakness
>> Anonymous
>>347350
oh fuck you
>> Theodore Roosevelt
1)Kill dad with a 45 lb plate
2)Show the girl your "barbell"
3)???
4)Produce little kids, make them start squatting at age 4.
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>>347361
>fuck you
>I'm 20 and a virgin

I won't be the one to take your black cherry.
>> Anonymous
hey /fit/
Maybe you can help me deal with this problem, as you will likely relate to the one who is causing it.

So i'm a 17 yr femanon (yea i know no wimen on interbutts and yes, i know about agebann), who has started barbell training at the local gym with my father. Barbells and squatz are soo much better than the yoga and other silly stuff for girls, and thankfully, my father can show me how to do this stuff. You see /fit/, squatz and deadliftz are very awkward for a female, as this is traditional 'guy' domain and they put my body in positions that encourage leering. thankfully my father around stops this from occurring...except in one case.

There's this kid there when i ever i go to the gym, prolly about 20, definately a virgin. He creeps and stares at me whatever i do, especially when i do squats. he always eyes me in the mirror too! (like i cant tell). my father noticed and gives him a staredown now whenever we are there w/that creep, but he's somehow misinterpreted my father's evil eye to mean 'hey, lets be friend's and i'll let you fuck my daughter'. My father wants to do more, but i dont want things to escalate and be any more awkward, plus, i'm supposed to be squatting in the gym, not dealing with this creepo.

Strangest thing is, he never says anything. he'll stare at me, my dad will stare back, then the boy will advance...but not say a word, just stand there completely dumfounded, vigorously mouth-breathing behind me, before awkwardedly trundling off. ewewewew...it grosses me out even thinking about this.

so /fit/ what do i do with this guy? i mean, no insult intended, i'm sure you can all relate to him

tl dr: halp me get rid of this creep or else my cute ass will stop squatting and deadlifting
>> Anonymous
>>347393
just put out once and while you're fucking him, just constantly say how much he sucks how bad the sex is how small his dick is and how ugly he is how much he smells.
gurantee you'll never see him ever again
>> Anonymous
>>347393
>>347396
You're forgetting he's a nigger.
>> Anonymous
>>347393
The more you squat and deadlift, the better you'll be at beating him up.
Squat more, sweet cheeks.