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Feats of strength Anonymous
I can rip a deck of cards in half as well as a phone book, and can pop a tennis ball. What can you do?
>> Anonymous
phone book is easy STFU

haven't tried the others
>> Anonymous
>>382580
took me fucking forever to figure out that you had to hold it a certain way. I spent like 6 months trying to just rip it in half straight up.
>> Anonymous
I can shuffle a deck of cards one handed, find a number in a phone book with one eye closed and hit a tennis ball with a racket one handed.
>> Anonymous
I can pop a phone book and rip a tennis ball in half
>> Anonymous
I can rip a girl's legs open and pop my dick in her pussy.
>> sage
i can phonebook a tennis ball and pop a half in rip
>> Anonymous
i can rip an apple in half and i can crush an apple
never tried the cards or phonebook
>> Anonymous
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
>> s
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I CAN POST ON THE INTERNET
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
I CAN TALK IN ALL CAPS.
>> Anonymous
I can accidentally an entire coca cola
>> Anonymous
I can deadlift 405 pounds.
>> Anonymous
Here's a template:

I can
>> Anonymous
>>382626
i can ride my bike with no seat
>> Anonymous
>>382673
is that some cruise control for cool?
>> PopularTripfagMaybe
I can hold an L-sit

FOREVER
>> Anonymous
>>382833

>Here's a template:
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>I can
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haz a cheez burger?
>> Anonymous
>>382859
i can ride my bike with no bike
>> Anonymous
Bent a frying pan in half, but it was one of those pussy non-stick ones.
>> Anonymous
with my legs straight I can touch my knees with my armpits
>> Anonymous
I can rip a deck of half in cards as well as a phone book, and can tennis a pop ball. What you can do?
>> Anonymous
I can put my head so far up my ass that it comes out my mouth and into my ass again.
>> Anonymous
I can jump through a phonebook
>> Anonymous
>>382591
>I can find a number in a phone book with one eye closed.

Lol, but you've still got one eye open. I can find a number in a phone book with both eyes closed, I just don't know whose I'll find
>> Anonymous
I can accidentally your mom.
>> Anonymous
I can bend the time-space continuum and fuck your grandmother back when she was hot.
>> Anonymous
I can rape everyone in this thread
with one penis tied behind my back.
>> Anonymous
to the person who can crush an apple

what are teh specifics of that?
which type? how ripe? etc.
>> Anonymous
i can tennis ball a nigger.