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Masturbation vs Sex
>> Anonymous
Why does sex feels better, do it realease more homrones?
>> Anonymous
OP HERE O WHO AM I TO ASK UR ALL VIRGINS LOL
>> sage
fap 4 lief
>> Anonymous
>>196557
I put mine in syringes and jam it in wimminz cooters.
>> Anonymous
you get more satisfaction from sex compared to masturbation. masturbation is much easier to come by though.
>> HypnoticDan
Masturbation < Sex.

Sweat's dripping off your nose as she locks her ankles around your ass and you pull her head back by the hair as her nails claw into your back and you're both grunting like stuck pigs and then you lean in and you bite her shoulder and she goes off like a rocket begging "Please, Sir, can I come?"

...compared to sitting in your dark little room, pjs around your ankles, gettin it on with Downy two ply and thepiratebay.

While you think about it, GTFO!
>> Anonymous
>>196682
damn I haven't had sex in months and that... damn
>> lolWUT !!kczIJ2wJyBJ
>>196682

AW SHIT
>> HypnoticDan
>>196685
It's summer, you lazy fuck! Hit the weights, join a ballroom dancing class (those girls like to be led, if you know what I mean) and clean up your act.
>> Anonymous
An orgasm is an orgasm is an orgasm. The main difference between sex and masturbation is the pheromone and chemical release that emotionally bond the two people and act as a pat on the back from nature. "Good job buddy, you're helping to propagate your species."
>> Anonymous
>>196696
I'm only 19, ballroom dancing? No thanks
>> Anonymous
>>196682
;_;
>> Anonymous
sex does give out a much more powerful, satisfying orgasm while masturbating just makes it feel like i'm scratching an itch that i need to get rid of for the day.
>> Anonymous
>>196682
Virgin spotted, women don't enjoy sex.
>> Anonymous
>>196786
You've obviously never had good sex, go down on that shit, have some fun foreplay or just get a really aggressive girl and she'll go fucking crazy on you.
>> Anonymous
there is nothing like sex.
only rape and maturbation.
>> HypnoticDan
>>196786
>>196809
if she doesn't enjoy it you're doing it wrong (wrong could mean picking the wrong partner). That's why they never come back. Hello, McFly?
>> Anonymous
>>196583
OH FUCK! You just gave me a new idea for a CSI episode...BRILLIANT!
>> Anonymous
>>196793
Try i never had sex i didn't pay for. Honestly i don't care, it isn't that good to base you entire life on it.

I'd rather play my wow and my guitar and do my squatz.
>> HypnoticDan
>>196837
>i never had sex i didn't pay for.
>I'd rather play my wow
= More money than personality
>> Anonymous
>>196851
Oh fuck you with your tired personality jiberrish. A personality means that you aren't completely obnoxious and have whatever the girl you want to fuck wants you to have. Woop dee fucking doo, most people aren't completely obnoxious.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>196868

Most. You clearly do not fall into this percentage.
>> HypnoticDan
>>196868
>Oh fuck you with your tired personality jiberrish. A personality means that you aren't completely obnoxious
Uh... you can have an obnoxious personality. You're proving it for me.

> and have whatever the girl you want to fuck wants you to have.
There are nicer guys than you that get girls, and there's bigger assholes that get girls. So what's your problem? Oh right, you're full of self-defeat.

> Woop dee fucking doo, most people aren't completely obnoxious.
You and I excluded, of course. I'm a right ass most of the time but I find girls who like that.

You really shouldn't lie to yourself so much - if you didn't care you wouldn't feel the need to mention it at all. You're want to be, what? Independent? Yourself? Hard Core? and you can tell it's fail, so it pisses you off and makes you easy to taunt.

>>196748
Or salsa or swing.. anything that gets cardio exercise (good), meeting people (good) and touching girls that like you to be in charge (++good). don't be like>>196868. Step away from your level 70 and go meet some women. So you're 19? Great. Maybe you can pick up a 25 year old.
>> Anonymous
>>196510
SHIT STORM ENGAGE!
>> Anonymous
I am 25 and I only had sex twice (and with the same girl).
I am too scared to advance on women.

:(

Sometimes I come to the conclusions they are all whores and sometimes I come to the conclusions that I am the who isn't fit for this whole courting thing. And finally I am pretty sure both conclusions are true and not exclusive.
>> Anonymous
>>197864
Haha. It's not true at all. Ugh. How to explain this. And I'll say bluntly, I'm terrible with women.

Most shy people never get over high school, they only remember how people were when they went to high school. So they go out into the world, and are unable to engage most people in anything. This is especially true shy men and women.

The dating game isn't what you think it is, it's not about being incredibly charming and smiling at the right time, it's not about treating women like shit either. I have friends who get laid all the time, are incredibly nice and awesome people, and their girlfriends are always great people. I broke down one day and asked them their secrets. And what was this secret? They approached them like they were normal human beings who they wanted to be friends with, did not force the conversation or treat them as if they were special, and if they were not interested/similar enough, simply walked away. If there was a mutual attraction, they made this clear without being overbearing about it, and again, if things went wrong, they moved on.

tl;dr. The secret to getting women is to have no expectations, be comfortable enough with yourself not to be upset if they dislike you, and have the courage to approach them. You don't need their attention, but you'd like it.
>> Anonymous
>>197864
Oh, and I was a virgin until I was 24. It felt pitiful, and I absolutely despised myself. Plus by that age, you have this deep dark fear that you'll be so terrible and inexperienced in bed that they'll hate you. Talking with friends who got laid offten helped work out my fears, and having a couple female friends did the same. If you've got friends, ask them what you're doing wrong, and how you could improve. Fuck, your friends don't care if your a virgin, infact they fucking want you to get laid at that point. And if a girl is interested in you, and you tell them, most will be like "FUCKING AWESOME KINKY. I GET TO TAKE HIS V CARD" if you're not a horrible ugly person
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>>196682

Bullshit. Vivid imagination, virgin. Wild sex-crazed submissives like that are vanishingly rare. "Can I come, sir?" Pssht.
>> Anonymous
>>197878
Thanks for the advice. Right now, a girl is hitting on me pretty hard, she got a boyfriend, he hasn't touched her in months (a year). And all I can say is "nah, I can't make anything with her, she got someone and then what if I am bad at bed (I m pretty sure I am which is the same) and what about me when it's over in three weeks, will we still be friends ? etc. etc.". The truth is I am too scared to make a move. So in the end I am sitting here thinking about going running outside for the seventh time in the week. Oh and I realised I have feelings for her now. I am a coward and I see now way out and only missed opportunities. I mean.. I have the perfect fuck friends plan in front of me and I am such a scared person I am invoking(?) ethics to have valid reasons not to do anything.
Oh and like you said.. at first I just wanted a friend (which she was) and then the situation evolved and I am not getting anything out of it because of fear. Bleh.
>> Anonymous
>>197885
Plenty of fish in the sea. Get over it and talk to her to figure out how you can better pick up women.
>> Anonymous
I basically don't even try anymore. No girl wants a 19 year old student who doesn't work and his main interests are martial arts and videogames.
>> Anonymous
>>197887
Block 4chan. Seriously. Block the site, then set the block with a password you can't ever remember.

Now, expand your interests. F5ing on here does nothing for you, ever. It just wastes hour upon hour upon hour.
>> Anonymous
>>197882

actually, it's not that rare.
not op.
>> Anonymous
Bars are often too loud to make a contact with wimmin. I have a soft voice that can't carry over any of that noise. I even have trouble ordering a drink for fucks sake. Oh yeah, I'm fucking shy aswell.

I have no friends, my relatives don't harbor any single female acquaintances. Work, I'm studying for work as an intern in a hospital. Slight chance there since hospitals are full of women of my age. But no luck so far.

I have a good appearance of myself, I'm self-reliant and have no trouble talking to people (when there's no skullcrushing noise around me). All I need is good exposure for single females.
>> Anonymous
sex is fine, as long as the woman makes the first move. if not, it's too much work to get her (girlfriend) want it, so i prefer hand..
>> Anonymous
>>197887
i get a little every now and then
>> Anonymous
20 year old virgin here. I have a pretty wide social circle but I always fall to "nice guy/let's stay friends" category. What am I doing rong?
>> Anonymous
>>197923
Not enough squats
>> Anonymous
sad thread makes me sad.

ok virgin gents, here is the scoop.

I don't give a shit what anybody else says, just do this:
www.craigslist.org (you best be wearing protection)
www.plentyoffish.com (please see above)
www.match.com (please see above)

I was not a virgin when I found these websites about 4 years ago, but I was a guy who worked 60+ hours a week and had no time to get out there. On weekends, I would just decompress from work, do laundry and..., the week started over again. anywho, I just said "F" it one day after a 5 month dry spell and got on to match.com. actually, it kinda sucks for the money you pay, but there are some decent broads on it, and likely a LOT in your area. plentyoffish gals are a little hit and miss, mostly cheap chicks that are trying to save money (not really a good thing, it turns out). Still I hit that shit a few times in the first week. craigslist is really whore central. Most of the "casual encounter" women are really freelancers, but you can find a lay. all in all, if I return to bachelorhood, I would not hesitate to use whatever good "Dating" portal is out there. At least you can go for quantity until you find a good one. BTW, there are probably tons of chicks on there looking for a nerdy 19 year old guy. you would be shocked.
>> Anonymous
I've always thought most of the women posting in Casual Encounters were men posing as women for lulz.
>> Anonymous
>>197923
Nothing wrong, either you're around the wrong people, or women want assholes for boyfriends. You decide.
>> Anonymous
This may not be the right thread for it, but could I castrate myself by simply tying a string really tight around my balls and cutting off blood circulation?
>> Anonymous
>>197993
very bad idea. You're balls are gonna get necrotic, you might get a blood poisoning, killing you.
>> Anonymous
>>197887
*raises hand* Would Anon like to go out?
>> Anonymous
>>197995
So I basically have to take a knife to them? Dammit I was hoping there would be an easier way. Any pills or shortcuts I could take that would kill them permanently?
>> Anonymous
>>198001
What are you trying to accomplish?
>> HypnoticDan
>>197882
>Wild sex-crazed submissives like that are vanishingly rare. "Can I come, sir?" Pssht.

*sigh* now you made me get out the smacking hand.

www.collarme.com.
bondage.com.

My girlfriend laughed even harder than I did when I showed her your response. "Cool," she said, "I'm like a unicorn!" The only appropriate response to that was a pat on the head.

FYI, I was a virgin until I was 21. Then I decided enough is enough and started practicing talking to total strangers. On the bus, in elevators... wherever. In 9 years I have *never* had a nasty response. Maybe I only paid them a compliment and they said thanks and that was it, but usually people are engaging and want to talk.

The secret is most people are as lonely, nervous, and shy as you so if you get over yourself you'll be king of the hill. My longest relationship I met on the bus, and my dumbest gf I met at a club.

So how do you get started? Hey, this isn't Starting Strength - if you fuck up, there's a lot of other people in the world to talk to. Don't start with that one magical girl you're obsessed with. Start with total strangers you'll never see again. Find any topic at all - the weather, some news tidbit, an interesting piece of jewelry on a girl (I bet that has an interesting story!). Avoid sports and games unless they bring it up. Don't try to force the conversation, and look at their faces when they talk.

Speaking of clubs: the best thing about the loud music is that you HAVE to put your arm around the girl and whisper in her ear to be heard. It's the only way. Boo hoo!

tl;dr: pfff? f u.
>> Anonymous
>>198138
So I just get on the bus and find a girl with a nice necklace and ask her HEY THERE WHAT IS THE STORY BEHIND THAT? Isn't that kind of creepy
>> Anonymous
>>198163
Make sure to start the conversation with a compliment.
>> Anonymous
^^
I'm sorry, but in todays world, most people would think your some kind of weirdo.
>> Anonymous
>>198138

haha. wow.
those sites are awesome. honestly, the girls are hotter than the guys on it. or at least they have more photoshop skillz, which i can live with.
>> Anonymous
>>198138
Seriously what did you say to bus girl? I honestly can't see how you would form anything out of that.
>> HypnoticDan
>>198163

No, you find an opportunity to talk. Yesterday I sat in the sun outside a movie theater and talked with people about what a great day it was and asked them what they were planning to do on the weekend. Find a genuine reason to be interested and express it. Leave your ipod and sunglasses at home and just *watch* people. before long you'll see something interesting. then talk to them about it.

>>198220
Well I saw her get on and she just had this... this look, see? She stood out. I got the impression that she was watching, same as me. So I went up and explained exactly that to her. "I noticed you at first because of your gorgeous hair but I came over because I can see in your eyes, your body language... there's something different about you. You're looking for something or watching. I don't know. Anyways, I just thought you should know that I think you're interesting."
I didn't give or ask for a name. I never do until I've decided if they're worth the time. Next day on the bus I saw her again. So I went right up and said "this must be fate. Are you seeing anyone? I'd like your phone number." She asked if I was going to write it down. I said if I couldn't hold it in my head long enough to get to a piece of paper it wasn't meant to be. (I don't think I've never been that smooth since.) Two seconds after I'd finished memorizing it she got off at her stop. Whipped out the phone and punched it in. The rest, as they say, is history.
>> Anonymous
>>198228
You are a complete and total virgin faggot loser and your tripfaggines further helps me calling out your faggotry in every thread you'll post from now on.

Stop watching animu, faggorth.
>> Anonymous
>>198228
If a random stranger would start talking to me and asking me what are my plans for the weekend I'd tell him to fuck off
>> Anonymous
>>198237
You aren't everybody. There's a lot of people out there who lust at the idea of talking about themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>198228
LOL RIGHT DUDE THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO
>> HypnoticDan
>>198231
Ok I may have made that up, actually I just met her trough a friend, but I have in fact tried that on a bus and I havent had any creep looks or anything, just "im not interested"
>> Anonymous
>>198228
That's the biggest pile of shit ever hahaha what do you think you're in some fucking TV drama.
If a guy came up to me out of nowhere on a BUS with goofy lines like that I'd laugh in his face.
Enjoy your little fantasy.
>> Anonymous
>>198269
you have never talked to any strangers on the bus. you don't even ride the bus. you do not have a girlfriend. stop lying to the internet and to yourself.
>> Anonymous
vir/g/in here. You need to get out of the house to meet wimminz; for example, I routinely go to computer conferences in the area. Sure the ratio of sausage to pie is horrendous, but it's better than your room.

I've seriously started a conversation with a gal at one of these things and said verbatim: "Off colour pigmentation is a point of cultural interest me, would you care to explain your motivations pertaining to this subject matter?" I got a giggle and a number 45 seconds flat.
>> HypnoticDan
>>198279
I was just being nice and was trying to motivate someone to actually getting some pussy nice work now they'll stay virgin for another year
>> Anonymous
>>198288

You motivated a fellow anon to change his life even further :)
>> HypnoticDan
I don't really care if you believe me. I met her on a bus in Tel-Aviv two days before 9/11. Our first date was the night before. When my contract ended and I moved to Australia to make video games she came with me. It fell apart about 6 months later because I was working stupid hours and didn't take care of her needs. If this were a fantasy I'd still have her and I'd have picked up her best friend, too.

>>198231
Oooh, I'm so scared. You're going to, what, gay internet stalk me and mock every post I make... and you're calling ME a fag? Do you even hear yourself?

I've seen Ghost in the Shell 1, and Cowboy bebop. I haven't heard of anything else worth spending time on. I don't even own a TV and only use bittorrent for classic films like hitchcock.

>>198271
Except that nobody would, because you're boring and rude.

>>198267
Ah, it's speaks unusually loud Duckman.

>>198269
Seriously, whoever posted that last one about "i'm not interested" is not me.

Telling me I'm full of shit... well, it's like making excuses about not exercising - you don't want to learn how to do it so you sit at your desk and watch goo-girl futa. Yeah, you're a winner.

Off to the beach. Time to show off the results of those SQUATZ.
>> Anonymous
/fit/ - Relationships
>> Anonymous
You should think about tripfagging HypnoDan, people recognize you now.
>> Anonymous
lying about yourself on 4chan must be the rock bottom.
>> HypnoDan
I totally lurve the cock. I approach hung guys on buses and try to touch them there. I get beaten up by more manly men, and it thrills me deep inside. Oh, my whole body aches so good.
>> HypnoticDan
Fuck all of this, you want to know the truth, I'm a lonely, pathetic disgusting man and the only way I will ever have sex is if I pay someone older than my mom to let me stick my laughably small cock in her dried up, sandpaper-esque hallway of a cunt until I cum. Then she'll leave with my money and I'll sob on the floor by the bed. You guys are fucking terrible, and I'm never coming back
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>198301

>I've seen Ghost in the Shell 1, and Cowboy bebop

weeeeeeeeaaaabooooooooooooo
>> Anonymous
>>196682
;_;
>> HypnoticDan
Whatever guys, it was very real to me. Of course this all happened in my backyard where I have a personal gym and am designing video games that I met on a bus while touching dicks that go up my but. Haha!
>> Anonymous
You know something HypnoticDan...you strike me to be one of those sorts of people who applauds ferris wheels.
>> Anonymous
>>198576

i lold really hard
>> Anonymous
>>198519
>>198535
That's what we all assumed anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>198228
Fuck that, any woman won over by that faggotry isn't worth my time.
>> Anonymous
The way i see it a namefag suggests anything to you about how to win at social events (of absolutely any kind) they are not only going to be completely different to what every normal person thinks, but also quite probably destructive to ones being. Manay people (ok not quite all) love being known as Anonymous because there is no lasting shame in anything they say; but namefags actually want an identity within a place that openly discusses issues which would effectively never be discussed in normal social settings.

My advice to anyone who read this message is laugh at namefags and what they say. Then laugh more. Then laugh. Then ignore every single piece of cunt that they have said. Then laugh about what they could have said to make you forget it. Then laugh. Do not pity these people, just humour them at all enjoyable possibilities.
>> Anonymous
>>198600

lol is this polite roid rage or something? true i guess
>> Anonymous
>>196682
i came
>> Anonymous
>>198600
this is the truth about namefags
>> Anonymous
>>198678
Ditto LOL