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Warrior Diet Anonymous
Hay /fit/, anyone else on the warrior diet?

Shit makes me feel like a fucking viking.
>> Anonymous
Hmm, it looks interesting...what makes it unique?
>> Anonymous
What the dick is the warrior diet?
>> Anonymous
>>472680
Eat almost nothing all day, then eat a XBOX HUEG dinner.
>> Anonymous
technoviking = my long term goal
>> Anonymous
>>472682
uhhh... that has to COMPLETELY fuck your metabolism...
>> Anonymous
>>472692
Where do I forage for cheese?
>> Anonymous
Dude sounds BADASS.
>> Anonymous
I love this diet. Health claims aside, I've been feeling awesome.
First tried it when I was working night stock and just eating at the end of my shift before I went home to bed.

It's nice feeling like you get a big reward for working your ass off. None of that "I can't eat this because of the carbs" or "I wish I could eat cake but my diet would be ruined" shit.

LIVE LIKE A FUCKING VIKING!
>> Anonymous
this is remarkably close to how I eat already, minus the healthy part.
>> Anonymous
>>472702
1. Find Cow
2. Rip off Cow's udders with your BARE HANDS
3. Bludgeon and eat Cow's young while you wait for cheese to ferment in udders in the sweltering sun.
4. Harvest cheese.
5. Rape ranch owner to death to burn off cheese calories.
>> Anonymous
ive been doing this recently mostly because college is making me poor, aka i goto school at 8am to work on my 235324523 final projects for my last term of college.Since i have no money and im too lazy to make food/don't have anything, i don't eat until i get home at about 5-7pm. I'm loosing a lot of weight, problem is i'm loosing it too fast, and starting to get stretch marks.
>> Anonymous
I tried this like a year ago, lost about 20 pounds.

Unfortunately I didn't stick with it, now I'm pudgy again. =(