I had a really good idea passing drug tests, I think...THC is stored in the adipose tissue of the body and released when it is burned for energy. So by starving yourself, you create a catabolic state which causes your body to burn lean muscle mass and glycogen stores for energy while holding onto fat. Since the fat is spared, there is no THC released into the blood stream and then urine.Anyone see any problems with this theory?
Just take some fucking niacin retard.
>>300432niacin doesnt work retard.
I heard taking aspirin a few hours before a test creats a false positive.Either way just drink and ton of water,or not smoke.
>>300404fasting for an hour after you find out about your random drug test doesn't help very much
I sniffed and smoked pot 8/8/2008 and have hair/nails test around 10/2008 ... it says it would detect 6 months... is it likely it will detect even if I done it just fuckin once this year? if I let my hair grow a bit and then cut it near the root... is there a chance it will be clean?
You would literally have to have below 3% body fat for this to work and even then it won't.You will still have fat. You will still catabolise adipose tissue for energy. Since THC will never be present in your body unless you do the weedz even a small amount will trigger a positive.Final Destination.
>>300462This is a trick. They only check to see who cut their nails and their hair before the test then fire you.
>>300462any serious tips?
>>300442who said anything about an hour?
>>300463not true. you can still have thc in your urine and pass. They check the concentration. it isn't zero tolerance
Job that pays vs smoking pot and getting caught in a test.Stop smoking you idiot.
>>300556I already took the drug test and this is what prompted my theory idiot
>>300475erowid
why do employers even care what you do in your free time?as long as it's not affecting your job i don't see why it should be any of their business
>>300615because the general public cares. otherwise they wouldnt waste their money on testing
>>Anyone see any problems with this theory?>>So by starving yourself...
i took two hits off a blunt on August 5th after 4-5months of abstinence and took a piss test on August 26th, what do you think my chances are guys
>>300675hard to say. if you stayed hydrated and did a decent amount of cardio during those three weeks, you probably stand a fair chance.I mjean, two hits off a blunt isnt really much.
>>300671ever hear of fasting? its not like you give up food for the rest of your life. stop being dense