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Anonymous
soup fit,
before i begin, "over 9000 hours in ms paint"

moving on,i want to discuss (without sounding too scientific here) dick curvature. i recently watched a sex ed show, which i downloaded cause i thought it was porn, and listened to the narrarator talk about how scars on the penis make it bend a certain way. im not sure if that is actually related to my ultimate question, but we'll see.

ive been fapping for 6 years now and this has been a problem the whole time. when (to use jimmy carr's euphamism) "arrive" it is sometimes painful. it is painful somewhere along the path the semen travels, part in the shaft, part internally. the thing is, the pain is related to two things. first, if i "arrive" more than once in 18 hours or so, the second one is usually not so fun. second, and more importantly, it seems to be directly related to the angle of the shaft at ejaculation (hence the pic). the pic depicts the normal hanging positions. if the shaft is above that angle (pointed at ceiling) it feels nice and good. but if it is at or below that angle at the time... well, it takes some of the fun out of the activity.

so fit, what the fuck?
>> Anonymous
anyone /fit/?
yesterday there was an anon claiming to be a med student. where did he go? anyone?
>> Anonymous
bamp
>> Anonymous
are you circumsised?
>> BurgundyStone !gbkUU57rKA
In threads like this, I never understand why people don't just SEE A DOCTOR.
>> Anonymous
>>35043

some random guys opinion is cheaper, and if it's not life threatening but merely an inconvenience, why not eh?
>> BurgundyStone !gbkUU57rKA
>>35051
I..guess. I know it works sometimes, so...okay. Still rather lame.
>> Anonymous
>>35037
yeah
inb4 shitstorm

>>35043
i dontlike fat old men pulling on my johnson. besides, at the drs' im mr smith, where as here...

you get the picture. thanks for the help.
>> BurgundyStone !gbkUU57rKA
>>35061
Find a younger, healthier doctor and realize that as much as tugging on someone else's dick probably isn't your daily goal, they don't take any pleasure from it other than helping someone with a legitimate medical problem. You remind me of women who only want female gyno's.

I'm not mad or anything, to each his own, but that's just my opinion.
>> Anonymous
>>35074
fine, but as long as im here, i want some random guy's opinion
>> Anonymous
/fit/ has failed me for the last 2-3 days.
fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>34991

I would say its Peyronie's disease, or curvature of the penis, but if you're having painful ejaculation, I'd get my ass to a doctor ASAP.
>> Anonymous
The penis's natural angle while erect is to be more upright than straight. Think about how you have sex missionary. Upward angle works better. Pushing it down puts pressure on the urethra and cuts it off. Try taking a piss while you are erect. Push down penis to aim at toilet... and suddenly you can't pee anymore! How the hell do you ejaculate while you've got the angle *down* anyway?

Anyway, I do know that curve is not a big problem. All penis's come in different shapes and sizes, and one with a slight upward curve isn't going to be a problem.

I imagine having semen forcivly pushed through your urethra, like what happens when you ejaculate, could definately cause some discomfort if you've synched it off by angling downward :P

So I don't think it's anything to worry about.
>> Anonymous
>>35131
fucking thank you.
there, you jackasses who saged, there can be a reasonable response to this thread. fuck.