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CLUBBING Anonymous
what are some reasons NOT to go clubbing?
-drunk people
-fighting people
-always the same people
-drunk chicks

please help me justify my non clubbing lifestyle.
>> Anonymous
Sorry about your lack of cool friends.
>> Anonymous
no squat rack
>> DeepPain18(fem-anon) !u8dVJyyGAs
- cool people
- drunk people
- awesome chicks
- awesome brawls
- cute guys
- lots of drinks
- popular music
- makes you socialise
- you get stoned
- you get the pussy
- you become cool

You're incorrect. Please fuck off.
>> Anonymous
Clubbing is almost always boring, unless you find a regular event where you _really_ like the music and dancing and the atmosphere, etc. Otherwise, don't bother.
>> Anonymous
Because you don't like it. Tell anyone who wants a list of reasons to fuck off
>> Anonymous
stds
>> Anonymous
AIDS in the humid-as-fuck air. It's also where the flaccid pussy is at, so if you like clown cars then get at it.
>> Anonymous
I'm awesome. I get all the fine chicks, and my schedule is full of social events.

Yes I never go clubbing, and never plan to.

Clubbing is for the 80's, seriously.

These days when you get into the clubbing scene, you're forced to drink LOTS of alcohol.

After awhile, all this alcohol abuse makes your body feel BAD, seriously. So after your body is fucked, you get bored of the alcohol.

When you're a regular clubber, you don't go looking for drugs. To get hold of drugs in clubs, all you say is "yes" instead of "no".

Being on drugs inside some shitty club doesn't make you awesome, it masks the fact on how low you truely are.

I'm 21, at the age of 18, all my friends went out clubbing and they all faced the same consequences.

1. Go clubbing.
2. Get drunk chicks
3. Take drugs
4. Die

Clubbing is for douchebags who can't find a real lifestyle.

Although; people who use clubs just to 'get out' every now and again, are even more pathetic then the club abusers.

/thread
>> Anonymous
>drunk people

Me. No problems there.

>fighting people

Also me. Someone shoves and I come back with a haymaker. Works every time.

>always the same people

It's like a club! amirite?

>drunk chicks

All the more easy to band, then leave in the morning as they won't remember your face.

Shit dog, clubs are so dandy, you don't even know.
>> Anonymous
>>368174

I don't know which clubs you're going to.
>> Anonymous
skank pussy
overpriced booze
bad music
douchbags
guido's
overcrowded
STDS (yes, you can get crabs and other diseases during those "foam party" things from the foam itself)
Cougars with bad facelifts

shitsux brah.
>> Timbo Religion
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We must make this topic huge.
Sacrifices must be made to Timbo so that he shows up and offers his guidance and judgment to these young impertinent fools.
Bump for immortality and guidance.

Timbo Religion
>> Anonymous
-agoraphobia
-hatred of techno music
-that dance girls do with hands above head, legs shoulder width apart, hips gyrating as if grinding a traffic cone
-timbo will enter this thread
>> Anonymous
Drunk chicks is a reason TO go clubbing.

Also, is this timbo baiting?
>> Anonymous
>-that dance girls do with hands above head, legs shoulder width apart, hips gyrating as if grinding a traffic cone

seems like a good thing to me...
>> Anonymous
>>368216

>agoraphobia

You sound pretty fucked.
>> Anonymous
>>368218
They're trying to trap Timbo.
But they won't do it - he went to clubs before there even was seal clubbing.
>> DeepPain18(fem-anon) !u8dVJyyGAs
>>368214
Oh timbo! *orgasm*
>> Anonymous
>>368226

I'm only really concerend about the rest of the Mussel Clan turning up as well.

...fuck, I spend way to much time on /fit/. To the Tabata cave!
>> Anonymous
reasons to NOT go?

-drunk frat guys who think they're hot shit and wanna fight over nothing
-cover charge that's more than 5 bucks
-people bumping into you and spilling your drink
-people spilling drinks ON you because they're too
-expensive watered down drinks
-girls that could be mistaken for seahorses, actin like they're the shit and too good to dance near any guy who doesnt look like brad pitt
-SHITTY POP/RAP MASHUP REMIXES


reasons TO GO clubbing?

-hot drunk bitches in flimsy short skirts
-a bartender you're cool with who knows how you like drinks and gives em for free as long as you tip well
-a good dj
-a bouncer you know so you dont pay cover
>> Anonymous
why is this even an issue? if what you do isn't hurting anyone else, who gives a fuck?
>> Anonymous
>-a bartender you're cool with who knows how you like drinks and gives em for free as long as you tip well

that means 3 -5 bucks a drink not a dollar a drink.
>> Anonymous
>>368177
>I am a slut.
>> Anonymous
The smell of stank ass fermented pussy fo sho
>> DeepPain18(fem-anon) !u8dVJyyGAs
>>368261
You dislike sluts because you are unable to get pussy for yourself.
>> Anonymous
I went to a couple clubs before, and all they were filled with were immature college freshmen and drunk frat bros. It was really annoying, so I stayed away. Places like the Roxy are tons better though. More mature girls (23+ y.o.) with finer asses and better music.
>> Anonymous
>>368306
>>368306
>>368177
>>368177

PRETTY GOOD TROLL

show tits or gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>368306
>>368306

Men do not dislike sluts because they can't get pussy for themselves.. that's ridiculous

Men dislike sluts because basically
*It is human nature to want something few have, something that is hard to get. If it comes "easy" "everybody has had it" then it becomes worthless in people's eyes, just like you because you are a whore
*STDS anyone? Sluts usually fall for "bad boy" types who are usually just as much sluts as them so.. -> AIDS. You probably have herpes don't you? You fucking whore
*No self respecting man would enter a relationship with a woman who is a known slut. It's a humiliation
Knowing so many guys that have fucked her? Meeting them on the street?

You can rationalize it all you want("i mean i really liked him!") justify it all you want but in the end.. you are a disgusting whore that no one will love

Who can really respect someone who fucks someone just because they act all alpha male in a club and are "really cool" girls who fall for that are so shallow and stupid

These are my thoughts on sluts... you fucking whore
>> Anonymous
it's stupid boring and expensive, you look like a douche among douches, and you will look back on your clubbing days as time completely wasted and feel foolish.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH CLEAN CHRISTIAN VALUE LIFESTYLE
>> Anonymous
BINGO NIGHT IS THA BOMB
>> 20/F/MO
>>368390

Here's your typical "safe side" "male". He's so afraid of everything he wont even talk to girls just because she MIGHT have an STD. LOL!! YOU are the reason you can not get girls, it is not anyone else but you! We like guys with confidence! Someone that knows how to literally rock our world! We're all looking for sex as much as you are, only we're not afraid of it!

So you live in your little safe zone, play it cool, obey all the rules, and we'll be out enjoying life as much as we can before we die! LOSER!!
>> Anonymous
OP would have no problems with all of those things if he was an attractive male.
>> Anonymous
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>>368394
Bio major anon here, to explain why both of you act the way you do!
Slut anon is female, and as such slut anon is capable of fucking as many men as she wants, and being guaranteed that the child is hers. Only downside, if she fucks some lame guy in the mix, it might be his. But perhaps she finds enough guys that will fuck her that she'd willingly mate with, thus making this an awesome strategy biologically, and an acceptable evolutionary development.

Prude Anon, or that guy who hates sluts, has the exact opposite problem. Sure he can probably get laid, as a male, if he fucks a slut he has no guarantee that the child is his. If he finds a girl who is prude as well, he gets a guarantee that any child she would have while with him would be his.

tl;dr You're all a bunch of fucking apes doing what biology tells you to do.
>> Anonymous
clubbing is the easiest way for easy sex. girls + alcohol. If you have any sense of style, and don't go alone, you can get tail. Any other reason to go clubbing is 100% homosexual
>> Anonymous
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>>368394
Whore
>> Anonymous
>>368402
learn to English
>> Anonymous
i would never go "clubbing"...gayest fuckin thing ever. if i wanted to drink, i'd run out to the store, buy something, and drink it at home.
a lot cheaper and less stressful than going out.
>> 20/F/MO
>>368402
I'm actually on birth control, there is no right way to live, there is no purpose to live. I create fun for myself, I fuck who I want, when I want, and I use protection. Can any of you guys say the same?
>>368404
Virgin.
>> 20/F/MO
>>368408
You create your own stress, get out and find a nice drunk hoochie at the bar! You wont regret it! ; )
>> Anonymous
>>368408
YOU FUCKING FAG YOU DONT GO TO A CLUB TO DRINK OR DANCE . YOU GO TO A CLUB TO FIND A DRUNK BITCH. YOUR HOMOSEXUALNESS IS OVERWHELMING
>> Anonymous
Reason I dont go? Drunk sex sucks. She cant perform well, and if I'm drunk I cant perform well either. Plus I wont fucking remember anything so what the fuck is the point?
>> Anonymous
Only things that put me off occasionally are:

Chavs/undesirables
WAY overpriced alcohol
>> Anonymous
>>368409
You stupid bitch, you're still a monkey. Why do you think sex is pleasurable? Why do you think you have the drive to do what you do? You're a fucking biological entity designed to fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>368413
I just want to dance!
>> Anonymous
>>368418

Yes, yes we all know that ultimately all human actions are dictated by hormones and instincts. This isn't /bio/ though, and most people like to think they are in control when it comes to things like this.

tldr: GTFO THIS AINT /BIO/
>> 20/F/MO
>>368418
No shit I'm designed to fuck, how do you think I'm alive? I'm following the social curve, I'm not some loner that can't even find someone (that's drunk even, lol!) to have sex with.
>>368417
That money suuuure is gonna matter when you're dead.. The only people that annoy you are the one's you are jealous of.
>> Anonymous
>>368422
Hey, you guys are the ones bitching back and forth about different reproductive strategies. Protip: They both exist because they both work, now shut the fuck up and stop trying to be elitist when you're 97% identical to a chimp.
>> Anonymous
>>368424
are you attractive?
>> Anonymous
feels good man
>> Anonymous
>>368424
Gotta be a troll. No one is this obnoxious.
>> Anonymous
>>368424

That's retarded. "Hey lets waste all my money since when I'm dead I wont be able to use it! It doesn't matter I probably have 50-70 years to live still and will need money down the road! Fuck yeah thinking about myself and not the future! GO ME"

It's fine to spend money, but no point in wasting it on pointless shit when you could put it toward something that will improve your future, or safegaurd it.

Id rather have the money work for me than spend it on overpriced booze I'll throw up later that night.

At least I'll be living the nice life and not in a trailer, destined to forever be white trash.
>> 20/F/MO
>>368427

How about a picture of what you consider attractive, then I'll tell you on a 1-10 scale, with the picture being a 5.
>> Anonymous
>>368424
I'm assuming you don't know what a chav is lol.
>> Anonymous
>>368431

I dont believe you are a female. Enjoy your 3 inch penis.
>> Anonymous
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>>368394
>>368394

lol... enjoying life... having fun.. no matter how often i hear this it always cracks me up. Enjoying life and having fun getting fucked by different douchebag guys at the clubs? Waking up with a hangover next to some guy who you have no idea who is..

You are nothing but a fucktoy to men, you've created that part for yourself. You were probably abused as a child amirite? Well sorry to say it.. no cock will ever fill the hole in your heart ;_;
>> Anonymous
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>>368431
ok, here is one
>> Anonymous
>>368431
You know how people's personalities affect how attractive you see them as? Your score is getting lower and lower.
>> Anonymous
>>368424
8.5/10 Playing into the stereotypes well.

You've provided a perfect example of why to stay out of clubs. It's filled with stupid cunts like you.
>> 20/F/MO
>>368430

Hahahahahaha, I worked for the money I earn, and I'm damn sure going to have fun with SOME, not all.. of it.. idiot. It's just paper, it's nothing special. I'm a law major, and I'll have my full degree in 3 years from now. I'm not going to wind up 35 years old looking back wishing I had had more fun when I was a youth. Money is nothing special.. and I sure hope my kids don't end up like YOU.
>> Anonymous
ITT: People with no social lives.

Tips:
Drink before you go out
Lern2confidance
go wid tha boys
have a good time off the internets
>> Anonymous
>>368424
>>368424

Is that your life's ambition? To fuck? You fuck anybody you want! When you want!

WOMANPOWER
>> Anonymous
>>368438
>>368438

oh my god, i hope my fellow female students in law school aren't like you
>> Anonymous
Reasions to not visit a club: you visit 4chan
>> Anonymous
Her lifestyle isn't by choice, even if she's convinced herself it is.

The reason she's the town bicycle isn't because she wants to be, its because no one wants to spend any longer than a single night with her.
>> Anonymous
That girl is such a loser lol.
>> 20/F/MO
>>368434
Err.. nice try, but the only abuse I've gotten was the average abuse of my children. I think I've gotten slapped a few times through all of my school years, but that's all I can remember. By the way, I don't get hungover, because I don't drink that much. Not everyone has to be 100% fucked up to have a good time, so it sounds like you're speaking for yourself there. : )

>>368435
This girl is precious, I'd say if she's a 5 I'm a 2.5 or 3 maybe? Hard to say..

>>368436
This is an anonymous board, do you really think I give a fuck what anyone on here thinks?

>>368437
Thank goodness you stay out of the social part of life, you sound like a brat. Just because you don't know how to have a good time doesn't mean everyone that does is what you consider obnoxious. When's the last time you had ANY type of intercourse.. last night with your hand?
>> Anonymous
>>368435
>>368435
>>368435

I know of fat disgusting sluts like that girl, i'd be willing to bet 100$ she is a huge disgusting whale, the reason she goes "clubbing" is because no one would want to hit that sober
>> Anonymous
If you find clubbing fun go.
If you don't, don't go.

END OF THREAD
>> Anonymous
The best thing that could happen to that kid is getting pregnant, having an abortion go wrong and ending up not being able to have children of her own. Weed out the gene pool a bit.
>> Anonymous
>>368448

die. in. a. fire.
>> Anonymous
>>368394
No idiot, what he's saying is he doesn't want to get anywhere near a club cumdumpster, purely because of the fact they're nasty bitches, and they usually think they're a lot hotter than they really are. But the chances of catching STD's are so much higher, purely because of the fact they're cumdumpsters. But regardless, even if STD's didn't even exist I wouldn't fuck a nasty skanky cumdumpster. Enjoy your clubbing.
>> 20/F/MO
>>368441
My life's ambition is to have fun, raise kids, grow old, and die.

>>368443
I'm your average girl, be afraid, be very afraid! Hopefully you stay in your dorm/parent's house and don't scare any of the cute girls away..

>>368446
Hmm.. I've had sex with 3 different guys in the past 6 months, better watch out, I have STDs and I'm a slut oh no! When's the last time you touched a vagina, birth?

>>368449
Hey, thanks sweetie! ; )
How about you stay out of this thread and play world of whatever it's called!
>> Anonymous
you know, while not necessarily an introverted person, i never particularly liked clubbing or the club scene, either

but since i've discovered this PUA lifestyle (not that i'm practicing it, just observing and reading about it) and this master who calls himself Mystery, i've decided it's really fucking funny and awesome

i mean, i used to REALLY feel disdain for it. but now i want to try his techniques and see if i can emulate his success. just for the challenge of it, like a video game

thing is though, oxford clubs are shitsux, so we'll see how that goes
>> Anonymous
>>368424
Living for your death.

Nice.
>> Anonymous
>>368455
>>368455

I sincerely hope that this girl is not a troll, the thought that someone so delusional and fucked up is actually real is hilarious
>> Anonymous
>>368409
Perfect example of slut anon cumdumpster who seems to think opening her legs upon request heightens her social standing.
>> Anonymous
>>368455

Cumdumpster.

Less talking, more posting tits. GTFO is fine too.
>> Anonymous
Why the fuck are you people on /fit/? Surely these aren't regular posters here...go back to /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>368455
>3 guys in 6 months.

WTF? The way you were going on earlier made it sound like you slept with loads of guys every week and brought someone home every time you went clubbing.

That's a distinctly average amount.
>> Anonymous
What the fuck has clubbing got to do with health and fitness?

I don't see a fucking power rack in da club, do you?

And where the FUCK is timbo?
>> Anonymous
drunk chicks are fine, its GROUPS of drunk chicks that are bad. They try to act like men, it makes them look disgusting.
>> 20/F/MO
>>368459
Putting words in my mouth.. nice! I find it hilarious that you have to make up arguments just to have a comeback.

>>368461
Delusional? Care to explain or do you just want to sound smart in front of all these people you'll never meet. Insecurity on the internet.. how sad.

>>368462
Lol, life isn't ALL about sex, I mostly go to bars/clubs, any social gatherings, just to have fun! Dance to the music, get lost in the lights..

Tell me something, where are all you faggots gonna be in 5 years? Dead from suicide? Still a virgin? Still too nervous to go out in public? What a sad, sad world. I only visit this website to get tips on staying fit, because there are usually good tips on here, but even a femanon, as you say, likes to fuck with people.
>> Anonymous
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>>368474
>because there are usually good tips on here
>> 20/F/MO
I'd like to say one more thing, you have to live for today. I actually feel sympathy for some of the more pathetic of you. Honestly, if I were to meet someone like you I would run away as fast and far as possible, considering you don't know how to even talk to a girl, much less I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Epic troll
>> Anonymous
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>>368455
>>368455

>>>368449
>Hey, thanks sweetie! ; )
>How about you stay out of this thread and play world >of whatever it's called!

lol...
picture related; FATTY HITTIN DA CLUBZ
>> Anonymous
>>368448
>Just because you don't know how to have a good time doesn't mean everyone that does is what you consider obnoxious.

wow i want to punch you in the throat right now. nearly everything you said up to this point has been tolerable if not inane, but thats the last straw. you assume that your lifestyle is the only way to have a good time and that people who aren't putting themselves around people they generally wouldn't socialize with at any other time because they're annoying as fuck, means they aren't "truly living life to the fullest". "living" isn't synonymous with "repeatedly putting yourself in situations that you may end up regretting for the rest of your days". no matter what you tell yourself so you can keep waking up in the morning w/o wanting to slit ur wrists.

please choke on some shiny cock next time you're out, because you are the greatest troll /fit/ has seen all day.
>> Anonymous
>>368479
OH SHI-
>> Anonymous
>>368479
>>368479

lol... most epic troll ever.. well played anon
>> Anonymous
>- cool people

Don't have to go to a retarded "club" for that

>- drunk people

That's a good thing?

>- awesome chicks
>- awesome brawls

Again, don't have to go to a fucking stupid club for that.

>- cute guys

I'm a guy, don't care.

>- lots of drinks

Again, many other places where these can be found.

>- popular music

Because it's popular means it's good?

>- makes you socialise

I can socialise FUCKING ANYWHERE

>- you get stoned
>- you get the pussy

Wow, two more things that I don't have to go to a club to do.
Every good thing you mentioned I can do in the comfort of my own apartment for a fuck ton less money.
>> Anonymous
>>368438

You realize you basically just agreed with me, yeah? You're so retarded you dont even realize we both agree on some points.

Note how I said that spending money is fine. But if you waste it on pointless shit then I have a problem. It's just that you see spending money on booze is fine, and I see it as a waste.

If you dont have fun with your money, why have it? But having fun != wasting it on pointless shit. If you really need booze you can get it cheaper elsewhere.
>> Anonymous
MOSH! MUTHAFUCKING! PIT! FUCK YEAH METAL!
>> Anonymous
>>368487
I'm gonna stick with my 8.5/10 rating.

Bonus points for making so many people rage. But lost some for being so fucking obvious.
>> UTi
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soooo ITT, some random club slut bragging about getting some dick? Shit, sign me up for the next bang session hun.
>> Anonymous
kill yourself
>> Anonymous
>>368495
>>368495

9/10

I am quite impressed, although i suspected it was a troll a part of me truly wanted her to be real

best troll i have seen in a while, inspiring
>> Anonymous
>>368479

Ah, living in the now, the present. Only thinking about this moment and yourself.

That sort of thing is why the world is in such poor conditions. Have you thought about a life of politics? Many people there only care about the present. Never think about the future or the consequences it will bring.

There's nothing great about that. It's selfish and destroys others and the world around you.
>> Anonymous
>>368174

At least nobody is curling in your Squat Ra----aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> timbo timbo
yo niggas clubbin is da bomb

you advertise yo meat, you get da pussy.

if you know dem dance moves, you get even more pussy.

dont hate on clubbing niggaz just cause yall dont got da moves
>> UTi
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>>368511

He has spoken.
>> Anonymous
>>368511
<3
>> Anonymous
Holy fuck you people are stupid. You can tell just how many sexually frustrated virgins inhabit this forum when you all get offended so easily by someone describing the lifestyle of the average person.
>> Anonymous
>>368533
lol this
>> timbo timbo
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yo man thx for da topic
i was @ da CLuB
sorry 4 late reply n shit u know but i had some honies gettin all sweaty n shit.. had 2 ReGuLAte some PreSsure

had the time of my life while u were typin this shit

that's why u gotta go 2 the club
don't get mad
get skillz
if u hate yo club // u go to a diff club


hoes aint gonna knock on yo door. u gotta go out

unless its an escord dawg but that's not my specialty i like my pussy fo free

anyways OP u asked why not go clubbin

the anwser is simple

u should stay home because u are male and are taking up space on my dancefloor

plz stay home so that i have mo room, mo moves, mo hoes, ooooooooh WOoooooooooo can u handle that shit


but yeah, plz stay home.
do u dance?

if u can't dance

u should A) stay home instead of clubbin
B) die

what do u think?
-timbo

ps my friends call me timbo
cause i was in one of justin timberlake's videos
bustin some moves
in case u wanna say i can't dance n shit

TIMBOOOOOOOOO
(for international solidarity, social justice, democracy and PEACE)

BONUS tip of the day NiGGaZ
dancing = foreplay
>> Anonymous
>>368562
Virgin
>> Anonymous
About fucking time, timbo
>> Anonymous
Unless you are a nigger or a vapid cunt, clubbing is not for you.

Clubs are where vapid cunts go to be indiscriminately grinded against by uppity niggers who should be in jail.
>> Anonymous
NYCfag here.

We have tons of clubs, but only bridge and tunnel guido-types go.

The rest of us frequent lounges where people don't usually act foolish when they drink.

The place I go to has a fireplace, a patio for smoking (cigs or pot), awesome comfy sofas, and sexy babes.
>> timbo timbo
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>>368612
grinding = physical contact
ur just mad that u can't grind @ da church
or maybe u don't like fisical contact

wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup with that

spare me the uncle tom routine
just go there and grab some hoes
TIMBo~~oooooooOhhh <-this is what the ladies say when i enter the club)~~~~~!
>> Anonymous
Is it cool to go clubbing alone?
>> Anonymous
>>368623
I mean, is it okay to go clubbing alone.
Of course it's not as cool as going with friends.
>> timbo timbo
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>>368623
clubbin is most fun with ur CreW
but there nothing wrong with goin CLuBBiN alone son

it encourages u 2 talk 2 ppl
cuz if u don't talk 2 someone at a club and u are alone? ppl will think ur a CReeP

yea pretty much what i, da great TiMBooOOOOOOOOOOO just said

don't do drugs
stay in school (if u want)
go pro
go TIMBOOOOOOOOO
go 2 da club
tell ur mother ur not coming home


PEACEOUTTTTTTTTTT
TIMBO~~
>> timbo timbo
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would you like to know more about CLuBBin or life in general

TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!@@~~
(for international solidarity, social justice, democracy and PEACE)
>> Anonymous
yo timboooooooooooooooo

i wuz jus wonderin if you have gotten ne STDs from yo hoes in da cLuB???????
if so....how bad wuz it??? ar der lots of STD bitches @ da cLuB@@@@@@ like anon sez???>>>
>> Anonymous
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SHHHHIIIIITTT FELLAS

Gettin hot in here with all these pics of me
>> Anonymous
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>>368691
Ha

This reminds me of the time I got GONERHERPASYPHILLAIDS and cured it with thirty seconds of sexy.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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CLUBBIN'
>> timbo timbo
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>>368691
yo yessirrrrrr
theres lots of radioactive vagina out there yessirrrrrrrr
usually it's always the same bitch @ the same club that can't walk straight and always dancin with like 5 NiGGaz n shit u gotta watch out and makes out @ da toilet and goin home with a diff one every week.. always watch out for those son.. if u regular @ any club u know which ones are radioactive
always use a condom with new hoes
always read the latest STD books 'n shit

aight yo, check this compare CoMBo and u will understand:

man what do u do with ur food? always?
u check if it looks good and smell good.
so ofc u do the same 2 the PuSSY that u pick up @ da CLuB make sure it's fresh and not have like fluids from the previous playa n shit or bad smell or hair or warts n shit MAN USE UR BRAIN WTF U THINK?

yo if it's really bad man just use 2 condoms at the same time and don't ever call her again

it's called the TimBo Stop/DroP/RoLL manouver

if u can't examine vagina

u should A) stay home instead of clubbin
B) die

what do u think?
-timbo

ps my friends call me timbo
cause i was in one of justin timberlake's videos
bustin some moves
in case u wanna say i can't dance n shit

TIMBOOOOOOOOO
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>368714
>>368723
>>368724
>>368728
>>368737
it doesn't make any sense but i lol'd heartily
>> timbo timbo
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>>368737
come on u can do better tha that fucken imitator

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>> Anonymous
- girls with STDs
- fat girls
- ugly girls
- fat girls with STDs
- ugly girls with STDs
- ugly fat girls with STDs
- drunk girls with STDs
and so on.
>> timbo timbo
>>368763
try a different club

one that actually has bouncers
bouncers are cool, they don't let u in if u ugly or drunk

if the party's good enough
>> Anonymous
today it's friday

clubbin time
>> Anonymous
-Terrible music
-Music is too loud to hold a conversation, causes permanent ear damage
-Alcohol is really bad for you, and if you're a /fit/izen you shouldn't be anywhere near it
-Driving home drunk which you may end up being forced to do at times is illegal and very dangerous
-Terrible patrons
-Terrible employees
-The whole lifestyle reinforces bullshit gender norms
I'm a vain motherfucker and I'm confident enough in my appearance and social ability and I still despise clubbing and the fact that there really isn't much else for a guy to do at night when he doesn't want to be stuck home inside posting on 4chan. Pick up a girl to fuck at your school or workplace instead.

>>368248
Peer pressure, societal norms, all that stuff. Fuck the world.

>>368612
I'm an uppity nigger and I still hate clubs. I'd rather be playing Tennis or some whitey shit like that.
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I feel discusted with my self when I do go clubbing(forced by friends). All that flesh packed close togeather. Diseased and flawed people rubbing against me with there filth. Try looking around you when you do go to a club. look at there faces how retarded this whole club scene is. Youll want to kill everyone in the room
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>>368335
There is nothing redeemable about the LA/OC "scene". Nothing good about any of those hang outs. None. Not even The Roxy.
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>> Anonymous
wow, some of you retards must go to some pretty shit places. seems there's alot of butthurt anti-socials posting in this thread because they didn't have a fun time when they were finally invited to go to a club.

protip: stay on 4chan, losers.
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>>369693
>wow, some of you retards must go to some pretty shit places
Ok, fess up, where do you live? I live in southern california and I've never been to any nightlife establishment that I've actually enjoyed hanging out at and wasn't just really bored and didn't want to stay home. The only one I've been to that came close was Kitsch Bar in Costa Mesa.
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>> Anonymous
for this social shit on my 4chan.

just because you can download pics off myspace doesnt mean they belong here

gtfo
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>> Anonymous
>>369706
niggers
that
is
all
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>> Anonymous
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>>369696
facepalm.jpg
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>> Anonymous
I don't know what's funnier in this thread, the people who think they'll get STD's by looking at drunk chicks or the guys that think they are the most fly guys around because they go to a club once a week, probably preparing for that night all week long.
>> Anonymous
>>369721
SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATZ
>> Anonymous
Damnit /fit/, this thread just made my day.
>> Anonymous
>>370903
It does takes time to prepare brah, you have to tan, workout, buy a new outfit, and practice the dance moves you're planning on busting
>> Anonymous
I don't party or club because I try to avoid stupid drunk people. I enjoy staying at home playing video games, going to the movies, going out to eat, practicing piano/guitar, reading, and other shit. I don't care what other people think because the shit I'm doing now will last a lot longer than a hangover. I'm busting my ass at the gym for myself and nobody else. FUCK DA WORLD
>> Anonymous
>>370930
you sound really cool and fun to hang out with

lol jk
>> Anonymous
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But you should go to the club every week. Shit is SO cash.
>> Anonymous
>>370930
I'm only 18 and I dont drive (yet) so I can related to this guy.

But after I get my license and especially when I am 21, Ill be out getting my dick sucked every weekend. For sure. I probably will never get back on 4chan. I'm enjoying my stay for now though.
>> Anonymous
you are 18 and you don't have your license
bahahha
>> Anonymous
Going to a "nice" club, fully prepared, more than once week is way too much of a money and time sink and doesn't leave much room for other stuff in your life. If anyone here genuinely lives like that and isn't trolling then they're probably worthless parasites who are only good at spending their sugar daddy's or parent's money.
>> Anonymous
I'm actually 17, I said that to avoid UNDERAGEB&.

California law is 18 to get license.(without worthless drivers ed)
>> Anonymous
>>370961
hahaha that's even funnier
>> Tra-la-la-la Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>370961
>>370961
>I'm actually 17, I said that to avoid UNDERAGEB&.

Reported.
Enjoy your ban.
>> Anonymous
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>>370976