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Anonymous
eats 10,000 calories a day
>> Anonymous
swims 5 hours a day like a mad cunt.
>> Anonymous
burns 9,000 calories a day
>> Anonymous
That doesn't mean you can do it too.
>> Anonymous
>>267769
I couldn't eat 10000 calories a day even if I ate non-stop.
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT WHERE ARE HIS LEGS.
>> Anonymous
OP here

>>267776
this is more of what i was thinkgina bout his 10,000 a day but i just read it's actually about 12,000 a day
>> Anonymous
>>267776
Yes you could. If you ate non-stop, for 12 hours, you'd easily hit it.
>> Anonymous
>>267781

not in the picture
>> Anonymous
>>267788

couldn't possibly eat that much
>> Anonymous
>>267776

pfft I'm sure I've come close in one serving. Pussy
>> Anonymous
>>267811
uh...you mean sitting?

because no single food serving is 10,000
>> Anonymous
>>267814
Fuck, you're right!
And I thought he was joking, silly me.
But then, this is the internet. Of course he's serious.
>> Anonymous
Look at the shit he eats though...fucking pizza? You could probably get 8,000 calories out of 2 pizzas.
>> Anonymous
6 meals a day
350 calories a slice of pizza
5 pieces of pizza a meal

Or 30 slices of pizza a day.

=10,500 calories.
>> Anonymous
He's tall and participates in a hyper aerobic sport.
>> Anonymous
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Gay juicer.
>> Anonymous
>>267854
its called SHRINKAGE from the pool =D
>> Anonymous
>>267854
Y'know, considering the press and publicity he gets, I don't think he'd be able to get away with juicing.
>> Anonymous
Apparently Phelps started weight lifting last year. I wonder what his training routine is.
>> Anonymous
He's one of the ugliest men I've ever seen
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>>267885
NO U
>> Anonymous
He has a disproportionately tiny head.
>> Anonymous
>>267897
THE FACE OF AMERICA MOTHERFUCKERS
>> Anonymous
>>267885
You're not supposed to compare real life guys with anime guys.
>> Anonymous
phelps eats assburgers
>> Anonymous
no wonder he doesn't have a six pack
>> Anonymous
>>267975
lol yeah ok.
>> Anonymous
>>267854
I just searched his name to look at more pics and he does look like he has a small penis
>> Anonymous
If you're a swimmer you don't want to be all muscle because muscle is very heavy.
>> Anonymous
>>267871
>>267854

Phelps volunteered to be one of like 12 American athletes to undergo extra drug testing, and to have his samples stored for some inordinate amount of time so they can go back and test it years down the road.

He's not juicing. If he was, he'd be getting away with it under impossible conditions.
>> Anonymous
>>267945

I don't.

He looks like one of those handicapped kids back in high school who were constantly followed around by personal drool-wipers, courtesy of our tax dollars.
>> Anonymous
200 pounds of muscle is not small either.
>> Anonymous
>>268056
then again he's 6'4
>> Anonymous
>>268020
I don't think you're a Brad Pitt yourself.
>> sasuke
>>268088
If a man would to be 20 feet in height, he would have a definitive advantage in swimming am i right? he has to travel less distance..
>> Anonymous
I ate 10,000 calories once.

Took two days for my stomach to not feel like it had bricks in it.
>> Anonymous
>>268099
Not necessarily. There was an American swimmer that was 6'8 that ended up getting beat by his American teammate that was barely 6'0 or not even.
>> Anonymous
>>268099
If a guy were 50m long, he'd basically dominate olympic swimming for life just by doing a back float.
>> Anonymous
>>267905
I've noticed a lot of the swimmers are like that.

Also, I think he looks a bit like a foot. His face has a similar shape. But I wouldn't call him flat out ugly.
>> Anonymous
>>268102
>>268102

That's because you didn't shit down an alien's neck.
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oh haii
>> Anonymous
>>267885
>>267885

He gets more pussy then you ever will.
>> Anonymous
i used to be a pretty hardcore into swimming and my body was exactly like that. i know that i used to eat a hell of a lot and no matter how many crunches and dryland routines we did b4 swimming you stomach never seems to turn into that 6 pack. just flat.
>> Anonymous
>>268195
>i know that i used to eat a hell of a lot and no matter how many crunches and dryland routines we did b4 swimming you stomach never seems to turn into that 6 pack. just flat.
>stomach never seems to turn into that 6 pack
>eat a hell of a lot
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>>268007
Hmmm...
>> Anonymous
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>>268225
>> Anonymous
It's beginning to look a lot like fish-men
Everywhere I go;
From the minute I got to town
And started to look around
I thought these ill-bred people's gillslits showed.
I'm beginning to hear a lot of fish-men
Right outside my door,
As I try to escape in fright
To the moonlit Innsmouth night
I can hear some more.
>> Anonymous
>>268225
oh that penis.

delicious.
>> Anonymous
>>268225
SHIT IS DISTURBING
>> Anonymous
>>268225
my peepee looks like that too. they grow in size, learn to understand penis dynamics

shower- only grows a little, cannot play sports as penis and balls too big and get in the way

grower- has barbie doll penus, that grows to double or even triple size when needed, otherwise safely tucked away.

they are both about equal in size at the end of the day.

sometimes you have growers that are also showers- they go on to have successful acting careers in porn.
>> UnpopularTripfag !k06UoZ/omE
>>268225


lol dong
>> Anonymous
>>268807
Watch and learn. Women think a penis is "delicious" if the guy is famous or wealthy. If he's poor, he better be 7+ and even then she'll call him average.
>> Anonymous
Not a chance he eats 10k calories a day.

You wouldn't be able to metabolize it all.

Plus, I'm not sure what he's doing to burn them all off. swimming isn't that instense
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>>268866
>> Anonymous
>>268866
You must have a degree in biochemistry
>> Anonymous
>>268885

Because to know things, you need a degree.

I don't care how fast your metabolism is, 10k per day is crap, and managing to burn roughly 9k per day is also crap
>> Anonymous
>>268866

Good job at failing.
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>>268894
Good job, people actually fell for it.
>> Anonymous
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>>268894
>> Anonymous
>>268894
Yeah, but you don't know these "things" you claim you don't need a degree for.
>> Anonymous
>>268866
Last time I checked swimming *was* that "instence"
(meme time anyone?)
>> Anonymous
Ok, let's say he eats 10k, and can handle whatever.
just looking at this website (http://caloriecount.about.com/cc/activity/538.html), it says you burn roughly 750 cals per hours swimming. Let's say when michael swims, he can burn around 1000 calories an hour

At most, since he is a sprinter in the water he swims like 2 hours a day, maybe he lifts weights, like another 1500. Where is he BURNING THE OTHER CALORIES?

Plus, if he eats 10k and only burns around 9k, that's 7k excess calories a week, making him huge.

Bullshit bullshit bullshit
>> Anonymous
>>268930
>Where is he BURNING THE OTHER CALORIES?
At night he goes to gaybars and wins dancing competitions with the most epic dance moves ever to be seen by queens.
>> Anonymous
>>268934

Right, I forgot about that
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>268930
>At most, since he is a sprinter in the water he swims like 2 hours a day
And you're already wrong. He swims 6 hours a day at least, sometimes more.
>> Anonymous
SWIM FORREST SWIM
>> Little Busters !!cYRK7ZeKVyk
The difference is that he uses it all. Sorry delusional fatties, you guys aren't Olympic level swimmers, you can't.
>> Anonymous
>>268930
750 calories an hour is probably for the average person. It would be a fuck load higher when your swimming like an olympic swimmer
>> Anonymous
>>268958
>Sorry delusional fatties, you guys aren't Olympic level swimmers
i am.
>> Little Busters !!cYRK7ZeKVyk
>>268962

And I have seventeen PhDs.
>> Anonymous
>>268961

750 is like an average person sprinting. 1000 seems resonable for an olympian

No one can sprint for 6 hours, that is bullshit. Where the fuck are you people pulling this information from?
He's not a marathon sprinter, swimming for 6 hours would be detrimental, as would practicing anything for 6 hours
>> Anonymous
>>268975
Then I guess Phelps himself must be lying, huh?
>> Anonymous
maybe he doesnt eat that much every day?
>> Anonymous
>>268981
You're right.

He eats 12000 cal a day. Said so himself.
>> Anonymous
>>267975

Yeah, because six pack abs are so practical for people who actually do shit other than gawking at themselves in the mirror.
>> Little Busters !!cYRK7ZeKVyk
Phelp's 10-12 thousand calories still don't hold a candle to what the fatasses of /ck/ eat for a snack.
>> Former prince Clovis, the very not dead
>>267814
http://www.nanbelegorn.com/sandwich/
Hi, meet the 30,000 calorie sandwich. Ya, go ahead and double check that number, thirty thousand. It's the same as last time.
>> Anonymous
>>268998

His breakfast consists of 3 fried egg sandwiches, bacon, and 3 chocolate chip pancakes. The rest of his meals come from buffets, where he scarfs down several plates of greasy foods. He also regularly eats fast food and other shit that would horrify "fitness experts."

/ck/ would faint after eating half of what Phelps eats per day.
>> Anonymous
why does he eat complete shit

and why was he told he needs 8 to 10k a day
>> Anonymous
breaks 10,000 records a day
all of them his own
>> Anonymous
>>269026

Because he's not obsessed with having "shredded abs brah". He eats unhealthy shit because it tastes good and gives him energy after swimming for 5 fucking hours a day.

If I had the kind of endorsements and money he has, I too would spend all my time dicking around in the gym, playing video games, and eating awesome food. You all would too, and you're a liar if you say otherwise.
>> Anonymous
>>268975
What the fucking shit?
Hello, I was on a high school swim team. We practiced two hours in the morning, and three hours after school. Sprinters did not just practice sprinting. Phelps swims the 200m relay. 200m is an endurance event, not sprinting. Learn about a goddamn sport before you try to spew shit about it.
Fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>269026
He obviously needs that much if he isn't getting fat out of eating that much.
>> Anonymous
>>269026
When you have 11 gold medals and a billion world record times you can bullshit his eating habits. He's obviously doing something right.

Hey guys, he sucks at breaststroke.
>> Anonymous
>>269047
How long is a 200 m race? 2 minutes maybe?

I guess you can swim for 5 hours per day because it is low impact, but it jsut seems silly to me, I mean, you aren't getting any faster doing it. Practicing doing the 200 m as fast as you possibly can seems more efficient, and since you wouldn't gain anything form swimming for 5 hours, I don't know, it seems kind of backwards to train endurance for a short event.
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>>269069
I'm ending this based on the fact that you have never ever been on a sports team in your life and are also a fucking dumbshit.
>> Anonymous
>>269069
Hey there fatass, stop trying to judge other people because of your own shortcomings.
>> Anonymous
>>269069

2 min is a long time
>> Anonymous
>>269075
Yeah, because I play college basketball.....

also, 2 min is not a long time for a race
>> Anonymous
I take comfort in the fact that his diet will kill him long before I die.
>> Anonymous
>>269110
Your basketball team sucks because you leave 10 minutes into practice.
>> Anonymous
>>269110
Okay, let me rephrase that. You have never been on a sports team in which you race. Quite different from actual team sports like basketball or football.
>> Anonymous
He is an Olympic athlete. He is the best of the best with his world record setting and all that. You weak failures have nothing on this man. It takes dedication not a single one of your weak-willed internet tough guys has.

Enjoy your lifetime of mediocrity.
>> Anonymous
>>269229
you know, to regular people he's amazing and all that but if you do nothing but train for years and years you too can be in his class. Most people choose to do other things. He's a good athlete because that's probably his job. I'm sure when it comes to shits like critical thinking he probably don't do no good. Praising athletes is fucking retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>269245
Is that why he's getting a PhD from Harvard?

gtfo
>> Little Busters !!cYRK7ZeKVyk
>>269245

To be great at something, regardless of what field it is, requires years of dedication, training, discipline, a good work ethic and a little bit of natural predisposition. People applaud Phelps for having these traits in the field of swimming because this is /fit/ and it is relevant.

Enjoy failing at life.
>> Anonymous
>>269245

>I'm sure when it comes to shits like critical thinking he probably don't do no good.
>don't do no good.

Please God, be a troll.
>> Anonymous
>>268930
ppl burn cals differently. "about 750" is not written in stone with standard deviation of ± 5% chance of error. it means about, roughly, could vary
>> Anonymous
eats 600 dicks a day
>> OP
>>269245
That's delusional bullshit. You could dedicate your life and not be Olympic level, stop kidding yourself. Professional footballers ALL dedicate themselves, so why aren't they all equally as amazing?

Besides that, the very fact they DO commit themselves is the reason they do so well - you couldn't (as evident from the fact you haven't). Regardless of natural sporting ability, just being able to dedicate yourself so wholly is reason enough to praise them.

You're a delusional fatty. You could never have been as good as ANY one in the Olympics, even if you'd started training at 3.
>> Anonymous
>eats 10,000 calories a day
not an ounce of milk either.
>> Anonymous
shaves his pubes
>> Anonymous
phelps is a giant among men. add in the muscle and his BMR is probably around 3000. and that's bmR
>> Anonymous
>>269047
>>269058

Both speak the truth.

But, you know, shitty breaststroke on an olympic level is still godlike compared to pretty much any other breaststroke, besides olympians that specialize in it.
>> Anonymous
Why is this such a big fucking story?

News flash, athletes eat a lot of food. Let's plaster it all over the front fucking page.
>> Anonymous
>>269069
Please, never become a trainer or a coach
>> Anonymous
if i ate 10,000 calories a day i would be morbidly obese
>> Anonymous
>>269297
>That's delusional bullshit. You could dedicate your life and not be Olympic level, stop kidding yourself. Professional footballers ALL dedicate themselves, so why aren't they all equally as amazing?
You don't know for a fact just how much each one dedicates themselves. I assume you mean football as in football, as in "soccer".

I'm not that guy, but I've held the belief for a time now that if you practice enough at something you will constantly improve. Some people are better than you by nature, but you can still be as good as them by working twice as hard.

There's a one in a million chance that you meet a true Mozart. For everyone else, you can blur the line where natural talent and hard work meet by being a fiend and working harder than everyone else. You just have to want it.
>> Anonymous
>>269504
That doesn't make sense. What's keeping the genetic freaks from working just as hard as you? You probably don't even have the conditioning to handle their current training, what makes you think you can train twice as hard? You'll just be overtraining and you won't make any gains. You're delusional
>> Anonymous
This thread is amazing.

I've met a few people who eat crazy amounts of food, too. Granted, not as much as Phelps, but in the 6-8,000 Cal/day range. Most are bike couriers. Anyone who puts in that much physical effort every day is bound to eat a ton of food.
>> Anonymous
YOU WANT PIZZA? YOU WANT HAMBURGER? FAT AMERICAN?
>> Anonymous
>>269547
If you're buying, shit yeah.
>> Anonymous
>>268866
>Plus, I'm not sure what he's doing to burn them all off. swimming isn't that instense

Lol go to /g/ where everyone is out of shape and thinks they know what they're talking about.
>> Anonymous
>>268930
>Plus, if he eats 10k and only burns around 9k, that's 7k excess calories a week, making him huge.

I dunno dude I've had times that I was eating 4000 - 6000 calories a day and still losing weight despite the fact I was in the gym between 1 and 5 hours 5 times a week.... I would just stop gaining and have to bump up my calories.. I almost always had a cup of oatmeal or canned salmon in my hand if I was awake, If I woke up to pee I would eat a fistful of fish oil caps and washed them down with a protein shake.. I was also drinking like 3 gallons of water a day.

I eventually started feeling really shitty and getting injuries all the time... it's just hard for me to gain.
>> Anonymous
>>268930
HAHAHA, OH WOW.

I suggest you get a clue about what you're talking about before you spew shit out of your mouth.
>> Anonymous
his poops must be extra big
>> Anonymous
>>269630
200m butterfly. Do it now.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Retards that think that they know better than an Olympic athlete.
>> Mark !tsGpSwX8mo
>>269944
>ITT: Retards that think that they know better than an Olympic Champions.

Fixed
>> Anonymous
So he's training a lot and thus eating a lot? Big fucking deal.

He's a very good athlete, nothing more. No need to worship the guy. Good genetics (his body is seriously deformed, but perfect for swimming)and hard training, s'all. Nothing miraculous here, guys.
>> Anonymous
>>269963
>seriously deformed

Explain.
>> Anonymous
>>267769

People need to notice one simple fact.

Even thought the theory would say otherwise, when you have an example infront of you that is breaking the theory, you need to shut the fuck up about the theory.
>> Anonymous
>>269961
>>269944
Fucking seconded.

The lone fact that he's a world record holder, Olympic gold medalist makes anything he does come with more sense than anything you dumbasses can cook up while you count your calories, tout your workout routines. He trains on a whole 'nother level compared to us. He's done it his whole life. We can't possibly comprehend what it means and feels to be him.
>> Anonymous
i bet it turns out he was on drugs or something ... when they were swimming with 4 ppl , they were like 5 seconds ahead of the previous record? like wtf?
>> Anonymous
>>270069
It's called training.
>> Anonymous
>>267854
It's tucked between his legs. :)
>> Anonymous
>>270030

wat
>> Anonymous
>>270078

Keep telling yourself that :)
>> Anonymous
>>270139
Fine, I will, geez.
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>>267769
>> Anonymous
>>268099
best breast stroker in history is 5'10"

in b4 sex jokes
>> Anonymous
>>268099
best breast stroker in history is 5'10"

in b4 sex jokes