Eliptical machine + xBox + TV = Long workout and video games. Why did it take me 22 years to figure this out?
It's actually harder than you'd think to coordinate mad gaming skillz and moving your legs in weird "ellipses". But worth the effort I suppose. I just watch some shitty TV when I get my ellipse on.
because the xbox hasn't been around for 22 years, genius
How can that stomache be real?It's so perfectly round.
>>96736Yeah, it's almost like there's some kind of computer program that can alter photographs. It's amazing.
>>96598rofl good lord
>>96736It's because he's a raging alcoholic. That's what your stomach does when your liver is the size of a canned ham.
I'd bet a stationary bike is easier to use while playing video games than an elliptical.
is it weird that one of my balls looks like that guy's belly?
I always wonder what life expectancy one has with such a belly.How much would you give him? 5 years?