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Anonymous
Gonna analy masturbate for the first time, what do I do and where do I search? Should I expect poo? You can post some material here to. I'm not gay.
>> Anonymous
I'm afraid you are gay. Sorry.
>> Anonymous
I've been thinking of giving it a try.
>> Anonymous
>>95588
Definitely doesn't mean he's gay. If he's fantasizing about males while masturbating, or at any time, he may want to consider being gay, but if you're thinking about females while you fap...well, that says something, don't you think?

And by the way, from what I've read, you need a lot of practice to be able to massage your prostate to achieve multiple orgasms. Get a girlfriend, imo.
>> Anonymous
>>95581

It's a complete myth that women's orgasms are stronger than men's.
>> Anonymous
tell me how to do it niggers
>> Anonymous
>>95597
GOOGLE MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU KNOW IT?!
>> Anonymous
PROTIP: saying "I'm not gay" before doing something totally homosexual does not exclude you
>> Anonymous
>>95605
Everybody pairs 'anal' with 'gay,' so in this case, yes it does.
>> Anonymous
no homo
>> Anonymous
lots of lube, start with something small, try to rub the wall of the rectum closest to your penis, don't use anything that may scratch or damage the rectum
>> Anonymous
>>95605

That was just so people would post non-gay fapping material.

Using a rubber glove cuz I'm a faggot thats scared of poo, any household items I should use?
>> Anonymous
niggers respond before my bonar dies
>> Anonymous
I'll figure it out myself, will report back.
>> Anonymous
Stick a fucking kitchen knife up your ass and stop being racist you assclown
>> Anonymous
use something metal and warm it in hot water about 130 degrees
SO GOOD
>> Anonymous
>>95677
Are you a troll or an idiot?

Saying nigger doesn't make you racist, nigger. Also, gb2gaia.

Now, OP, let us know if it is worth it. I'm a straightfag here and the idea does not sound appealing to me.
>> Anonymous
>>95571
Um, how is this thread relevant to /fit/?
>> Anonymous
Alright, got back from the shower. Grabbed a latex glove put some Vaseline an slowly inserted it. Felt around and after a few seconds I pulled out and there was a tiny bit of poo and blood, but that's because I hit something with my fingernail on the way in. I looked at some porn on my phone and got horny (not just an erection, horny, like GOD HOLY SHIT I NEED TO FUCK horny), and entered again (no poo nor blood this time) I felt something that wasn't there before, a huge lump 2 inches in on the penis side. I was sure that was the prostate, I started fapping and rubbing it (barely though), and it did feel pleasurable, but I came before actually getting anywhere. At least I found it, now I just need to refrain from fapping and only use the prostate to cum.

Anyone know the best way to massage it?
>> Anonymous
>>95783
the kind of hard plastic dildo that has a cushioned coating is awesome, rotating tip owns vibrating also
>> Anonymous
>>95802
>hard dildo

faggot
>> Anonymous
>>95802

Not buying a sex toy.
>> Anonymous
>>96823
call it what you want, maritial aid, sex toy or whatever, get one or you're missing the greatest sensation you can get without strong drugs. you could change the name of bench presses to nigger kisses and i'd still be doing them.
maybe you need to learn to be a man first...
>> Anonymous
>>96827
>maybe you need to learn to be a man first...
Maybe you need to stop taking them.
>> Anonymous
I just got fucked by 13 niggers and their cum is seeping out my ass. It felt great. I'm not gay, btw.
>> Anonymous
>>96829

or racist
>> Anonymous
>>95707
this is actually a reallly good idea
>> Anonymous
>>96823

Man the fuck up and buy a toy made for the express purpose of what you're trying to do. Your hand works perfectly for jacking off; it works poorly at anal masturbation.
>> Anonymous
ho·mo·sex·u·al
adjective
1:of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex
2:of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex

Doing something with your butt is not gay as long it isn't done with somebody of the same sex
>> Anonymous
>>96852

it's alright, OP, your secret is safe with us
>> Anonymous
>>96856

Yeah, OP, we are quite possibly the most trustworthy human beings on the planet.

Just don't forget to post pics/vids so that we can make sure you're doing it right.
>> Anonymous
>>96856
I'm not the OP.

Sorry about your silly social misconceptions, though. It's ludicrous that you'd call a part of your body "gay".
>> Anonymous
http://www.4chanarchive.org/brchive/45281292/advanced+masturbation+instructions/
>> Anonymous
>>96827

Because I can't buy a sex toy, If I could I would.
>> Anonymous
Op hear, tried again with no luck. :(

Tried rubbing it an constant pressure, eventually got bored and fapped. Any good techniques out there? Do I need to "hold it in" for a while for it to work? I fap almost daily.
>> Anonymous
no, you need to fap more, for practice
>> Anonymous
>>95707
did this with an old iron dumbell i have (took off the weights first, lol)
awesome, very very awesome, but now it will probably rust