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Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
So seeing as how I'm apparently the focal point of everyone I know, I just got called by a friend of mine asking me to help get his girlfriend to the hospital. Apparently she passed out after having sex with him, and he can't get her to wake back up.

I told him to check for a pulse and call me back in the morning, assuming she isn't dead. Anyone know what that's called, what causes it, stuff like that?

Picture semi related.
>> Anonymous
a vaginary embolism

say bye bye to your friend, he's going to jail for sexual manslaughter
>> Anonymous
Sex that feels like you're getting maul'd by a bear. she was playing dead.
>> Van !!+Cz9q2JiXIs
Tell them to stop doing coke. Srsy
>> Anonymous
sounds like another case of tripfag associated massive insta-AIDS