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If Bruce Lee was still alive, who would win?

Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris.

Realistically.

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris.
>> Anonymous
bruce ftw
>> Anonymous
>>83242
Bruce Lee probably would have worn himself down by now and have osteoarthritis up the ass.

So Chuck Norris.
>> random asshole
i think the real question is who would have the better fitness machine?
>> Anonymous
bruce lee was faster and probably stronger.
>> Anonymous
Bruce Lee would beat Chuck Norris without really thinking about it. Massive muscle memory.
>> Anonymous
Well since bruce lee made chuck norris say "bruce lee is a better martial artist than me" in front of chucks black belt students it's kind of obvious that bruce lee would win. Let's not forget the fact that in way of the dragon bruce lee was moving at about half speed as the cameras couldn't film him without blurring.... I'd have to say pedobear would win
>> Anonymous
Chuck Norris was very accomplished but I don't think he could have beaten Lee.

Bruce had amazing Strength, Speed, Technique and Brains. He could beat anyone
>> Anonymous
Bruce Lee...Chuck Norris is a glorified actor...
>> Anonymous
I think Bruce Lee would beat Chuck Norris.


But Fedor would tear Bruce Lee in half, without breaking a sweat.
>> Anonymous
Fedor Fucking Emilianenko said he wouldn't be able to fight Bruce Lee, and it's pretty obvious that Fedor could drop Norris like a bag of dirt. So, using the transitive property: Lee > Norris
>> Anonymous
>>83288

Fedor was underestimating himself, or being polited.

Fedor > Lee > Norris
>> Anonymous
this has already been settled.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE
>> Anonymous
>>83296
Naw, fedor is very tough and can get out of tight spots, but Bruce would drop his ass. Fedor doesn't have precision
>> Anonymous
bruce lee fought chuck norris
bruce lee died
unexplained causes
who do you think won?
>> Anonymous
>>83314
ha ha ha
>> Anonymous
>>83338

Go back to bed MMA troll.
>> Anonymous
>>83355

LOL. Wake the fuck up, weaboo faggot.

Lee would stand NO CHANCE against Fedor.
>> Anonymous
>>83365
>weaboo
>> Anonymous
>>83365

Here's the deal MMA troll, Bruce Lee understands when there's a fight and why to fight.

He was cocky, but he was allowed to be.

I'm sure Fedor realizes this as well. MMA has taken the ideas of Bruce Lee and bastardized it. To go "BURR HURR FEDOR WOULD KILL BRUZE LEE" is to kick your father in the fucking nuts when he taught you to kick people who threatened you in the nuts.

The fight would never happen in the first place and it would only happen if Fedor instigated it. Which he wouldn't do, knowing the possibilities of what would happen.

You don't want to lose an eye (or get kicked through a fucking fence) to prove you can attack Bruce Lee.
>> Anonymous
>>83365
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3QzX1ZadJM
fedor v choi hong-man

Fedor makes a stupid mistake, diving into a much heavier, larger opponent. He escapes, then does the same thing again. He wouldn't have got a second chance with Lee
>> Anonymous
>>83368

>To go "BURR HURR FEDOR WOULD KILL BRUZE LEE" is to kick your father in the fucking nuts when he taught you to kick people who threatened you in the nuts.

That's like saying a steel plow is better than a tractor.

Also, while I agree that it's unlikely a fight would ever have happened, I'm talking about if it HAD happened. Clearly it's not even possible, but then again, this IS a hypothetical, after all.

>>83369

Yeah, but Lee WASN'T a heavier, larger opponent. He wouldn't have had Fedor on the ground like that.
>> Anonymous
>>83382
Bruce would have had better judgment in taking on an opponent.
>> Anonymous
BRUCE LEE WOULD HAVE TOTALLY BEEN LIKE HOOOOAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!!! AND THEN FEDORS HEAD WOULD HAVE FALLEN OFF!

AND THEN THE FANBOYS WOULD BE LIKE FAPFAPFAPFAP
>> Anonymous
Lee was a tiny chink actor. Fedor would have blown that clown away with a fart.
>> Anonymous
>>83417

He was an actor, but he was also a philosopher, and developed exercise and fighting to what it is today.

He would've continued the tradition if he was still alive.

That's what makes Bruce a better fighter than any MMA fighter today, they learn what "works" and then never break from that tradition. They've broken into their own fighting style that usually consists of just BJJ and Muay Thai.

Bruce Lee rarely takes moments away from a fight either, he leaves no openings. His endurance was supreme. It's very impressive, he breaks larger opponents and his speed is ridiculous.

When you watch a Mike Tyson fight, you see where superior speed and accuracy gets you.

Bruce Lee's concussive strength was amazing.

This is what people forget.
>> Anonymous
I smell butthurt chinks.
>> Anonymous
>>83432

Just because he wasn't a ring fighter does not make him an inferior fighter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH6npy3bfng&feature=related

Just watch his speed.
>> Anonymous
>>83438
No thanks, I'm gonna watch Keanu's speed instead.
>> Anonymous
>>83446

Again back to bed MMA troll. I've never understood why people discredit Bruce Lee based on his movies alone. He was an accomplished fighter.

It's not like he didn't dealt with grappling, he was a routine grappler. Anyone here who has done Jujitsu understands that it only works if you're able to manipulate an opponent into the pins. I doubt that any man could arm bar or guillotine Bruce Lee.
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Kenshiro would win because everyone would already be dead.

/Thread
>> Anonymous
>>83453
we're going into that direction now?

both guts and jojo (joseph, not that faggot jotaro) would wipe the floor with failshiro
>> Anonymous
>>83452

>Again back to bed MMA troll.

Fail for assuming this is the same person as before. There are multiple people saying Fedor would win, not just one.

Also, realizing Fedor would win doesn't make you an "MMA Troll"...it just means you have common sense and a knowledge of fighting.
>> Anonymous
>>83457
>guts
lol, no.
>> Anonymous
Does anyone fucking realize that Chuck Norris trained under Bruce Lee? And that Bruce Lee kicked his ass several times? Fucking christ, learn some background info.
>> Anonymous
>>83460

No, it makes you a dumbass that doesn't understand anachronism.

While it's not anachronism is the direct sense, at it's heart it's similar.

It would be like saying who would win in a war, Phillip the Second or Alexander the Third? You just can't do it.

But when you say something like who's the better fighter, it can be compared to saying something like who's the better strategist and general.

The obvious answer is Phillip the Second. He's a developer, was glorious on the battle field and his fuck ups made him a better goddamn general. Like an unstoppable juggernaut.

Fedor wouldn't have been possible without Bruce. That's all there is.
>> Anonymous
>>83314
Did you just say Bruce Lee would drop Fedor?

Come on, get real here.
>> Anonymous
>>83468

Yes, everyone that knows martial arts background does.
>> Anonymous
Chuck Norris is a BJJ black belt, so he'd have that over Bruce.
>> Anonymous
/k/ is over there --->
>> Anonymous
Fedor himself said he couldn't beat Bruce Lee. The man knows well his own limitations.
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>>83457
Sure you say that now. But what does that matter when YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD.
>> Anonymous
gtfo martial arts faggots. you don't belong here. take it to /b/ where it belongs with all the other faggotry.
>> Anonymous
>>83472

>Fedor wouldn't have been possible without Bruce. That's all there is.

THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN A HYPOTHETICAL.
>> Anonymous
WTB Evidence of bruce lee's ownership, that isn't recorded to achieve his glorified status.

I don't trust asians and they're living demi-god attitude bullshit, because frankly, it's never true.

I'd be alot more pro-bruce lee if it weren't for the faggotry of his fanboys.
>> Anonymous
I'm a bruce lee fan, but you've got to be kidding if you think he could take on fedor. Bruce Lee was an actor and a demonstrational martial artist. People talk like he was some sort of godly one-off fighting prototype, but in fact there definitely people today with equal abilities he had and you'd never see someone 5'6 take on MMA's best no matter how good they were.
Fights aren't won in a single blow, Bruce Lee probably couldnt take much punishment to his pretty face while fedor could take Bruce Lee's punches and kicks all day with ease.
>> Anonymous
>>83591
lol fucking n00b fedor is a pussy, bruce lee is one of the strongest people pound for pound in recorded history and add in that HE WAS SO FAST CAMERAS COULDN'T FILM HIM WITHOUT BLURRING. His fighting in films was slowed down and far far flashier than his fighting irl. He could take massive amounts of punishment. MMA = watered down version of JKD
>> Anonymous
>>83622
troll ? or simply me about 2 years ago?
>> Anonymous
>>83625
Just not /b/tard
>> Anonymous
>>83288

source on this?
>> Anonymous
>>83368
wake up weabos fedor outweight lee by 100 pound
>> Anonymous
>>83622

bruce lee brake is back with a 135 pound good morning , he was weak as shit
>> Anonymous
>>84197
ha, i've seen powerlifters do 140kg seated good mornings for reps. fucking unbelievable.

also, there is a sports board. get this chinese faggot off my fucking /fit/.
>> Anonymous
>>84191
Well, Fedor has beaten guys over 100 pounds heavier than him.

I have no idea who would win though.
>> Anonymous
Guys, gtfo if you think Bruce Lee was half as good as he's made out to be, it's chinese whispers about what he can do.

He was a fast, well spoken actor and demonstrational martial artist, he was not a fighter who's used to getting pounded and pounding others faces, day in, day out.

Fucking asialoving idiots.

I'm a BJ penn man myself, but personally I'd wanna see bruce vs. a young roy jones jr\mayweather in boxing, speed vs. speed and power.

put it to you all this way... Fedor, would CRUSH bruce lee, before he even started using any moves, he'd just lay down ontop of him and games over.