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Anonymous
Dear /fit/,

I'm a guy. I have silky smooth, full, style-able, healthy hair and a healthy scalp. I haven't used shampoo, conditioner or soap on my hair in over a year. I don't ever use any hair products (jell is fucking nasty).

Unfortunately, my girlfriend freaks out whenever we shower and I don't wash my hair. Whenever I DO use shampoo or shampoo+conditioner, my hair becomes rough, frizzy, and totally unshapable. It just does whatever the fuck it wants all day. I usually wear my hair partially 'up' (my hair is probably an inch long).

I'm looking for a shampoo that won't fuck up my hair. And no jells, please. Thanks..
>> Anonymous
woah faggot. If you have inch long hair, its not full or anything. The non-showered look is grease from your scalp.

Just fucking shower and wash your hair 3 times a week. On those days, use a touch of mouse or 'surf wax' style product.