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Anonymous
I did something very foolish this week.

I bought penis enlargement pills. And I got a subscription to penis-health.com to get access to their penis exercises. It cost me £85 and now I'm kind of in two minds as to whether it was a good idea. They have a lot of testimonials about how they work and I read at least one indepedent review which said he added 2 inches to his member in 4 months.

Yes I know it's pathetic. But I'm desperate. I have a 1" flaccid and a 4" erect penis. If this doesn't work I'm just going to abstain from sex and remain a virgin for the rest of my life.
>> Anonymous
How old are you?
>> Anonymous
Once you stop taking em, I heard they shrink some.

So one way or another, your hoe's gonna know you took pills.
>> Anonymous
>>93768
22.

>>93769
Yes, I've been warned about that. Apparently there's some exercises you can do to "cement" your gains.
>> Anonymous
Keep us updated. Would be good to hear some genuine testamony.

I am very cynical about it tbh. I don't understand how it would work. You can't take pills to make your fingers longer or your feet bigger.
>> Anonymous
its called jelqing
google it you retard
and why the holyfucknuts did you pay for shit that is absolutely free online.
I'm not talking about the sugar pills you bought, which btw, means you fail at life.
Here's what you do you pathetic faggot,
5min warm wrap around penis
30 sec of each of the following stretches:
down left
down center
down right
straight out left
straight out center
straight out right
up left
up right
up center

300 3 sec. jelqs

5 min warm wrap cooldown

wait a min. of 2 days before repeating
do this every 3 days (2 days rest) and call me a fucking liar after a month you dumbshit fucknuts.
goddamnit go climb a wall of dicks 'cuz i'm shitting in your chimeny RIGHT NOW!
>> Anonymous
>>93787

So, basically just jerk off all the time?
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
>>93787
Risks that exist from this exercise are; burst blood vessels, sometimes causing bleeding from the urethra (which can lead to infection and other complications if not taken care of), and temporary erectile dysfunction. :(
>> Anonymous
>>93811
Jelqing is viable if you're willing to take the risk. You have to be semi-erect and cannot 'finish' yourself off at anytime during or a few hours after the execise, so no, not jerking off.

>>93826
Ontop of that there is the loss of sensitivity (as the nerve endings are further apart than intended) so sex becomes less enjoyable.

Decide wisely.
>> Anonymous
>>93787

This gentleman is supplying valuable information
>> Anonymous
The question is, how's your girth? If you've got a beer can dick, you'll be okay, but if there's no meat on the bone you're fucked.
>> Anonymous
I have a 5.25 inch long, and 4.5 inch around cock, and honestly, I would never cockpills.

The girls who won't have sex with you because your cock is a bit below average (4 inches is a bit much, though, OP srs), they are the wrong kind of girls.

I mean, I really don't feel the need to have one night stands, so it's not a problem at all.
>> Anonymous
Date flat-chested or fat girls. They'll be too insecure about themselves to care.

It's a win-win.
>> Anonymous
Jelqing really doesn't work dumbass.

If OP were to jelq he would still have a 4" erect, but his flaccid would go upto 2-3". Jelqing is stupid and leads to early symptoms of physical impotence.

Best way for 90% of people to increase length is to get off their fat ass and lose some weight.
>> Anonymous
>>94055
failfag is fail
went from 6" erect to rite now 7.75" erect.
girl was 5.25" is nao 6.15"
not only that, I cum harder now (orgasm is incredibly intense)
i recover a fuckton faster (5 min petting and i'm good to go for 2-3 more rounds)
is still growing too, so fuck your theory failfag and gb2 /b/ where everyone has a mini-penor
>> Anonymous
>>94126
girl -> girth
>> Anonymous
>>94041
If only.
>> Anonymous
Jelqing is the only thing that works that isn't surgery. Do it faggot.

Also, heres a gay nigger to tell you how to do it.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/762501/jelqing_pt_1_full_version/
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/762564/jelqing_pt_2_full_version/
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/762627/jelqing_pt_3_full_version/
>> Anonymous
>>93826
It's also possible to permanently bruise your cockhead like yours truly... if you're going to try it, for christsake warm up properly because it's so damn easy to go overboard and do something permanent you'll regret forever.
>> Anonymous
Jelqing works, but it basically requires you to sit and pull on your dick for like an hour every day. If that's not sad and desperate, I don't know what is. You could do it while you watch a movie or something, that might be better. I'm 6" and tried jelqing and found it to be too much of a pain in the dick to do it regularly
>>94041
This guy is pretty much right, for most situations. Srsly. Try targetting girls with bad acne or other kinds of problems. They can still be quite cute and attractive and their shitty problems will just boost your confidence.

Well, what the fuck am I sayin. I'm 20 and have never had a girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
>>94126
I don't believe this faggot one bit. I can see how it can make it longer but explain to me how that can increase girth.