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Anonymous
/fit/, is there a surefire way to know which kinds of Whey Protein will not fuck with my stomach? I've been trying some "Natural Factors" shit and it's been causing indigestion before I go to bed.
>> Anonymous
Yes. Assign a numerical value to each letter of the alphabet randomly. Then add together the sum of those numerical values for every letter on the label of the whey protein. After that, take a shit and put it in the freezer. After it's frozen, take it out and spin it on the table really fast so it stands up. Calculate the angular momentum of the poop, and then multiply it by 980.457. If the sum of the numerical values of the letters on the label of the whey protein is less than or equal to the angular momentum of the shit multiplied by 980.457, that whey protein is no good for you.

tl;dr No.
>> Anonymous
Dont mix it with milk.
>> Anonymous
>>296571

Been using water. I'll see if it's lactose and will avoid that next time if so