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The Bowels of 4chan. Anonymous
This a little embarrassing but I have problems with my bowels that result in me needing to- Clean myself more than once after taking a crap, however because of how often this happens it leaves my anus very sore and I was wonder what would the benefits of a bidet-toilet, I've seen them at my local Home Depot and have been reading up on them.
Any further info you might be able to provide would be appreciated.
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>27110
i see you've never used a bidet connected directly to your toilet before.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>27120

Once when I was in europe. Felt unnatural.
>> Anonymous
I thought I was being raped, then I remembered I was in europe.
>> Anonymous
you should SERIOUSLY look at your DIET before changing plumbing of your life. Your whole life will be based around that bidet if you don't figure out what you're eating wrong. You're eating wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>27055
>>27110
>>27337
I'll remember that, but what I also remember is that I apparently have a fucked up large intestine, shaped weird, plus my family has had a history of hemorrhoids, but I'm not sure a bidet will fix that.
>>27110
Technology steals another woman from the dating circuit. Damn.
>> Anonymous
>>27413
oh i still date.
cant say no to a free meal or gifts.
i just no longer put out, i have a superior alternative.
cleaner too.
>> Anonymous
>>27635
U just never had a man big enough to satisfy you. Or you're too big to find a man who wants to.