Guys I have a date this weekend and I want to feel good about myself. What's the best way to lose 20 pounds in 2 days.
You probably don't need both your legs; cut one off.
>>11598Protip:Don't eat your date.
Just cut a hole in your abdomen, stick the tube from your vacuum cleaner in, and go to town.
just buy some nice clothesshe probably already has seen you so you made it past the first hurdle