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mario is fat Anonymous
So WiiFit is coming to the states in May.

For me, this seems to be a pretty good alternative to "normal" exercise. Its fun, you apparently get a good cardio workout and if, like me, you're kind of hesitant to reveal your fatness to the hot milfs at your local gym you can just play at home until you aren't so fat.

I was really convinced that wiifit worked when i read a article in gameinformer (instalose) that said this one fat dude lost five pounds in one week with minimal effort. A couple of months and I'd no longer be over weight.

How stupid am I to believe this would help me?
21 yrs, 5'7, 180lbs
>> Anonymous
>>10897
It depends on a number of things, your worst enemy is genetics. But if you work hard enough you could lose a couple pounds every week, and before you know it, you'll be in the gym mackin' on the hot milfs.
>> Anonymous
Losing fat is going to be hard work. There's no magic excersize or pill.

>one fat dude lost five pounds in one week with minimal effort.

reeks of BULL SHIT

probably was water fluctuation.

stop looking for the easy way out and realise that getting lean is always GONNA TAKE SOME FUCKING EFFORT. But thats why you're overweight isn't it, piggy?
>> Anonymous
>>10915
I've been this height since I was a sophomore in high school 5 years ago and I've never been as out of shape as I am now. I never reached 160 and I was in okay shape. About three years later and I'm pushing 180+ to this day. I don't think my genes count. Just my willpower. Seriously, cookies and beer and chips are my biggest problem. Help me Miyamoto!
>> Anonymous
>>10920
Oh look, it's the guy we don't go to the guy in fear of running into.
>> Anonymous
>>10920getting lean is always GONNA TAKE SOME FUCKING EFFORT

Right, so is effort AND wiifit going to help me?
>> Anonymous
DDR is better.

:I
>> Anonymous
>>10920
Effort is meaningless. Getting fit takes knowledge and movement.
>> Anonymous
>>10897
>>10952

Imagine how much the fat dude would lose in 1 week of DDR.
>> Anonymous
this thing is awesome I've lost 24lbs so far using it
>> Anonymous
>>10992
no, you haven't
>> Anonymous
>>10991
protip: breathing burns calories.
>> Anonymous
>>10998
yes I have
you don't know
>> The _Black_Circle !ZV9v1et5Mk
>>11002
wow thanks for that "tip", but DDR is proven to be a good workout.
"ACE calculated that teens burned 5.9 calories per minute on easy, and 6.7 and 8.1 calories on standard and difficult" - That's equivalent to cycling.
>> Anonymous
>>11008
prove it.
>> Anonymous
>>11018
>>10991
go back to /v/ and stay there
>> Anonymous
>>11047
thank god, someone who isn't a fag.

handle my lightweight anon.
>> Anonymous
>>11018
>>10991
lol I think i'll stop riding my bike in the mountains behind my house, hold on, I GOT A DDR PAD SHIT YEAH. FUCK THAT PUSSY EXERCISE SHIT.

What do you mean it's not real exercise? IT'S EQUIVALENT TO CYCLING, THEY SAID SO.
and OP, btw, if you want to incrementalize your weight loss goals, have fun, but realize that they've said wii-fit isn't an actual alternative to exercise. on the press release. Unless you're morbidly obese people don't care if you're fat at the gym. You'll have a better time and see better results going outside and running. Etcetera.


and fuck you spell checker, incrementalize is a word.
>> Anonymous
>>11088
OP here.

Well, that sounds like real talk anon. Maybe I'll run at night so no one has to see my man tits jiggle. And maybe I'll get hit by a car. That'll take care of everything.

30 min or so a decent amount for my size ya think?
>> Anonymous
>>11098
Get music. Jog/Run until you can't anymore. Not on the first 'I gotta stop' but after you literally can't run anymore. Once slowing down to a walk doesn't recover you enough to jog again then turn around and walk back home.

Try going a long distance rather than in circles of some sort to force yourself to walk a good distance back. Don't cheat.
>> Anonymous
>>10897
If you buy it to play games woth, that's alright.
If you buy it to lose weight, you're fucking retarded. How stupid can people be? How in gods name do they think that this will solve their problems somehow?
>> Anonymous
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>>10897
Buy something that actually works and doesn't suck.
>> Anonymous
>>11165
OP here.

I was thinking of that a long time ago. I was gonna buy it to jack off to the bitch on the cover.