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Anonymous
Hey /fit/

This is my first post here, my names bluey and I'd like to lose some weight. I weigh 120,000 pounds (approx) and am a little overweight. I have a BMI of 17,000. I've been trying to burn some extra blubber lately by chasing sealions, coz mating season is coming soon, and I want to be to if ya know what I mean! You would think a 18foot long penis would be enough to impress them, but they want the mussels too. (I dont eat mussels, too high in fat.)

My favourite exercise is swimming, I swim like 24 hours a day, i cant understand why the weight is not coming off. I eat 2200 lbs of plankton every day could that be the reason? I probably just have slow metabolism. And my parents are both orca fat so it could be genetic.

Also I cant do weights coxz I havent got any opposable thumbs :(

Please help guyz!
>> Anonymous
WHALE SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
I lol'd.

>>370235

WHALE SQUATZ would certainly help.
>> Anonymous
Then how are you typing?
>> Anonymous
fukin win
>> Anonymous
two words: shark diet
it will make you lose weight one way or another.

get flipper on DVD. follow the exercises.
>> Anonymous
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>>370229
>> Anonymous
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At least you're not this guy.
Them fuckers is fat.
>> Anonymous
squat submarines
>> Anonymous
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Could be worse.
>> Anonymous
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Orca, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, whales who spend every second of their day eating plankton and shit. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever killed shit? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being retarded and beaching yourself.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the swim team and starter on the hunting team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese whales"? I also look like a pimp, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO splash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me.
>> Anonymous
>>370450
shit was SO splash
>> Anonymous
>>370450
fucking win
>> Anonymous
>>370399
this man knows his whale exersizes
>> Anonymous
Thread should be archived

I lol'd several minutes
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
Well you can start off by lifting ships and boats for some good upperbody strength.
>> Anonymous
SQUAT ME BABYBOY
>> Anonymous
Just another fatass on /fit/. Get off your fucking flippers and do some SQUATZ.

Also eat some seaweed, moar healthy food...
>> Anonymous
Awesome thread is awesome
>> Anonymous
/r/ alpha male copypasta.
>> Saigaguy !n87gAqL9/w
Does anyone have screencaps of epic /fit/ threads?
>> Anonymous
>>371765
i wrote a pretty good michael phelps one once, but i dont think anybody remembers.
>> Anonymous
>>371768here

At least my mom said it was good
>> Anonymous
bump 4 win
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Hey /fit/

This is my first post here, my names shellback and I'd like to lose some weight. I weigh 1300 pounds (approx) and am a little overweight. I have a BMI of 8000. I've been trying to burn some extra blubber lately by shrimps and jellyfish, coz mating season is coming soon, and I want to be to if ya know what I mean! You would think 79 cm long penis would be enough to impress them, but they want the mussels too. (I dont eat mussels, too high in fat.)

My favourite exercise is swimming, I swim like 24 hours a day, i cant understand why the weight is not coming off. I eat 220 lbs of sea grasses every day could that be the reason? I probably just have slow metabolism. And my parents are both orca fat so it could be genetic.

Also I cant do weights coxz I havent got any opposable thumbs :(
>> Anonymous
>>370450
great altered copypasta or greatest altered copypasta?

SHIT WAS SO SPLASH
>> Anonymous
>>370229
baleen rows to get rid of blubber
>> Anonymous
I don't think you have a 17,000 BMI
>> Anonymous
>>370450
i don't believe you have a gf

enjoy your fin