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Anonymous
hi there /fit/

today i stuck my finger up my butt (im male if this helps any)
and i felt at the entrance 2 -4 balls around the opening (is this normal?)
then about 1 1/2 - 2 inches up it was like a hard lump (the best way to describe it is like poop that hasnt came down yet)

basically i was wondering if this is normal? or is this a sign of prostade cancer?

the balls are kinda like the ones pictured, but less... moist and are closer to the outer anus entrance thing..
>> Anonymous
ew why were you playing with ur butt r u homo?
>> sage
squatz them out
>> Anonymous
Balls in your ass are generally a sign of homosexual activity.
>> Anonymous
>>383242
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
It's God's way of saying you're a faggot. It's like a ribbed condom but for a homosexual's dick and in your ass.
>> Anonymous
It could be a hemorrhoid or even an abscess but I would see a doctor if I were you.
Abscesses are bumps that formed due to bacterial infection and they can cause swelling and pain. I would say that it is one of these two considering the pain but you better rule out any tumors.

used to have the same problem - the doctor told me to get docusate sodium (brand name "COLACE" but the target version is cheaper) to use as a stool softener. This takes pressure off the anal sphincter and eventually it went away. If I get too stressed, or sit for extended periods of time it will come back, so eat healthy and stay stress-free!!!
>> Anonymous
im serious tbh...
and i hugly doubt the homo thing since it was my first time doing it...
i was only experimenting...

i am hugly serious... more so about the thing 2 inches deep
>> Anonymous
Feels good, man.
>> Anonymous
>>383253
thanks but tbh
theres no pain...
>> Anonymous
>>383254

Means you're bicurious bro, bicurious means you're bisexual, bisexuality means you are in fact a pussy homosexual. Bro, I hate to break it to you but you are flaming fagbitch, good luck with your being the women in any future homosexual encounters.

P.S. You're gay.
>> Anonymous
HAHAHA have fun telling your doctor you were fingering your butt


FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
I know this hot 35-yo woman, a true MILF in every sense of the term. Then I found out she had hemorroids so bad she got surgery for them. What a limp-dick turnoff.
>> Anonymous
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What exercises does /fit/ do for their abs?

I do 3 sets of 50 crunches and 10 leg lifts when I want to do something productive.

pic related
>> Anonymous
>>383229basically i was wondering if this is normal?

No, shoving your finger in your ass is not normal for any regular heterosexual. What were you thinking? I am a curious kind of person - about most things that aren't my ass that is.

Is the next step in your curiousity going to be a dick in your ass? Or maybe you are curious as to how a cock would feel against your tonsils?

homosayswhat?
>> Anonymous
okay ill tell you all..

i have been hunting for a picture of the two to one twister lollipop (for example image)

anyways i havent found one but:

i put one of them up my ass once, then the muscle contracted and it went up...
so i had to go to hospital where they syringed some liquid up my butt that made me poop (like a laxetive) then they said, if you ever experience bleeding contact us,
for atleast three - 7 months after that i was having a sense of constipation but then wel it FINALLY came out it was asif it ripped my anus... (it nipped inside a bit) and there was a bit of blood in the poop and on the toilet paper
it was rich red in colour...
but today was the first time i ever put my finger up there.... and felt the thing inside
.
>> Anonymous
>>383229
>> Anonymous
I STUCK MY FINGER UP MY BUTT
>> Anonymous
>>383305

You what? You put a lollipop up your ass and it got sucked up due to contractions?

why???
>> Anonymous
>>383338
>why?

Is there any answer that would answer that question satisfactorily? I mean really. A lollipop up the ass.
>> Anonymous
you felt the old lollipop
>> Anonymous
Why did you shove a lollipop up your ass?
>> Anonymous
You accidentally a lolipop? The whole thing?
>> Anonymous
Ignore all those calling you a homo, they're so immature. (rolleyes)

And go see a doctor right away.