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Anonymous
THE BAD: Fukken Fat Small Hands Jew Nose Brown Eyes Redicliously Hairy (I guess that's Good and Bad) Unibrow unless I pluck Yellowing teeth Asthmatic Really, Really Bad Vision Some Backne Look really old for my age Bad Metabolism Hairy Arms, Legs, Feet, Chest RAPTOR ARMS, well not really but they're thin like sticks and look ridiculous on a body of my proportions.
THE GOOD: Apparently wimmenz like me being 6'6, Sucks for getting clothes thoigh. 8in Penis Quite possibly the thickest hair in the world, it breaks your generic electric hair clippers. Can grow a full beard really fast. Deep Voice. Precise Hearing. Decent looking face, would be good looking if I lost my weight and my cheeks weren't as full. Big lips (Good, from what I've been told) Decent colour, not too pale, not too dark. Light BO Face isn't too dry or oily, I haven't "washed" my face with soap properly for years, just rinse it with water twice a day. The circumference of one of my legs probably as big as both peoples put together, All muscle too. HUEG LEIK XBOX Libido, although it's usually "THE BAD" D: .
if I stopped being such a fatass and put some muscle on my arms I could probably be really fukken hot, That said, most fat people could be.
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