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Anonymous
i would believe this thread would go under the category of "health"

i will try to be as mature as possible for this topic

my objective: i need reduce my sperm count, to extremely low, maybe even sterile
Without causing long-term damage

Why: I what to reduce my chances of having a child with my girlfriend who is on birth control

is this a good idea: explain why or why not

Internet say: vitamin C reduces sperm count and but I don’t know how much you would have to drink

my hypothesis: if i masturbate 3 or 4 times the night before then again in the morning before we meet, including drinking 2L of due , than it should will reduce the little bugger
Including me putting on some really heat trapping underwear, the merit in that is because “heat kills sperm” so hot environment
>> Anonymous
God damn you're retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>401384
This.

sage-ing a fail (and possible troll) thread.
>> Anonymous
you best be trolling nigger.
>> Anonymous
dip your balls in hot but not boiling water about an hour before the date
>> Anonymous
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>>401376
>> Anonymous
drink mountain dew 24/7
>> Anonymous
You are either way to immature to begin having sex, or a troll.

If your GF is one birth control, just use a second method, or even a third.

My GF and I use monthly timing, pills and condoms.
>> Anonymous
>>401889
haha
>> Anonymous
>>401872
this is true, was on some tv show like manswers or ripleys, etc. some foreign guys did it and drastically lowered their sperm count
>> Anonymous
I lol'd at this thread
>> Anonymous
keep your cellphone in your front pocket from now on.
>> Anonymous
What ever you do please dont take more than a tablet of vitamin C - even though its a vitamin you can have negative health problems from having too much.
>> Anonymous
>>401376

Source on that image? Looks like a pretty cool schmup.
>> Anonymous
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Use this
>> Anonymous
just get sterilized and adopt when you feel like having a kid

no accidental pregnancy
no pregnancy at all
>> Anonymous
saging this worthless thread.
>> Anonymous
>>402018
r-tipe
>> Anonymous
>>402033
Charges punch with right hand, but punches with left WTF
>> Anonymous
she is on birth control, just wear a condom anyway if youre so fucking worried.
>> Anonymous
she's on birth control bro
just fuck her
>> Anonymous
1) Freeze sperm
2) Vasectomy
3) ?????
4) Profit!
>> Anonymous
>>402073
how does he charge the punch with his right hand?
Do you even know how to prepare a punch?

You pull back the hand you're about to punch so you can use more momentum and acceleration.

Go die in a fire.