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ATTENTION FAT PEOPLE Anonymous
Attention:
Anyone who is fat/depressed/brutally unfit etc etc

I am a supremely fit SAS instructor.
If you're too depressed or nervous to post here asking for help, then email me:

aaaaaaaaaaeiou@gmail.com

and yes that is my genuine email address.
I'll tell you the things about fitness that wouldn't normally occur to you unless you've been incredibly fit all your life.

Try me!
>> Anonymous
awesome, emailing now, check your inbox
>> Anonymous
ANONCOACH

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>> Anonymous
this is a good idea
>> Anonymous
Am I the only person who smells troll?
>> Anonymous
>>106887
yes
this is /fit/
not /b/
>> Anonymous
OP here
got 3 emails so far
2 legit...
and one from
haywood221122@gmail.com
"Mike Slike"
who says he would like to rape a baby.
what a disgusting man.

anyone keep them coming :)
>> Anonymous
>>106887here

>>106895

Well, seems you've proven me wrong. Good stuff OP.
>> Anonymous
>>106895
you wouldn't rape a baby?

-bigmike
>> Anonymous
haha
i would!
>> Anonymous
Sticky plox, if this isn't a troll.
>> Anonymous
>>106907
did you just -sign your fucking post?

JESUS CHRIST, OF ALL THE PLACES
>> Anonymous
just emailed him
got a lengthy and fast response
not a troll confirmed
>> Anonymous
>>106932

what? is there something wrong with it?
-anonymous
>> Anonymous
OP, do you have any kind of instant messenger? I don't really fit the criteria, but if you really are an SAS instructor I'd be interested in talking with you.
>> Anonymous
>>106932
wow, you fail for not knowing who bigmike is.
-david
>> Anonymous
Bumping this.
>> Anonymous
Bumping for hilarious subject line
>> Anonymous
OP here
recieved an overwhelming amount of emails
ive spent the better half of the afternoon replying to them all.

and in answer to>>107000
i do but i won't give it out, but i have put an email down so contact me there.

peace guys
>> Anonymous
SAS? Like British SAS?

Can I be in the British SAS even though I am in American?
>> Anonymous
>>108216
nah, australian SAS.
we are allegedly tougher then the british, and it shows in war games heh.
but having said that we're both very tough.

you can get in and be a foreigner, if you get australian or british citizenship.

good luck to you!
>> Anonymous
>>106932
teh newfag
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
OP here
just letting you know I've just got another whole ton of emails (like 14 or so).
so if it takes me a while to respond, I'm sorry, but I will get to all of you eventually!
Peace
>> Anonymous
Guys, to make this thread any useful for anyone else, post the questions and answers here.
>> Anonymous
Hey OP, webcam it! lets see that body!
>> Anonymous
Just emailed you. :)