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Anonymous
Hey /fit/.

I just got dragged into an upcoming fist fight with this rugby player.

I'm not much of a fighter, so my question to /fit/ is.

Is there any exercises that boost my endurance and the results really show?
>> Anonymous
Bring a knife
>> Anonymous
heavybag
>> Anonymous
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>>338084
Her name is Harley.
>> Anonymous
go watch the street fighter with sonny chiba, it will put some hair on your balls, then fight dirtty if you have to, you grab the scrotum..SUPER SCROTUM SQUEEZE 2000
IDEA THIS LAME ASS THREAD SHOULD NOW BE A SONYN CHIBA THREAD, ill cry when he dies i swear...and christy he has to be getting up there too.
>> Anonymous
Show up to the fight, then challenge him to a rhythmic free-style dance contest.

DO IT!
>> Anonymous
kick him in the balls idiot, dont use ur fists at all, just kick him repeatedly until he drops.

ppl use the hands in a fight having never thrown a punch before, and often break their fist, its dumb and pointless.

1. when he walks up to you, hold your jazz hands up, this way he wont swing
2. kick him in the balls
3. when he lowers his head and groans, knee him in the face
4. on the ground, stomp his head with your feet
5. ???
6. profit
>> Anonymous
>>338085

OP here, can you elaborate please?
>> Anonymous
>>338099
see
>>338095
>> Anonymous
You're not going to be fighting 5 rounds with the guy, so fuck endurance. You need to work on knock out power, so just start practicing by punching a bag as hard as you can.

Or bring a weapon,or bring all your friends. Actually, do both of these things, you're probably going to get your ass kicked otherwise. Fight to win man, rip his fucking throat out
>> Anonymous
>>338097
Plan A

Plan B: Punch him as hard as you can in the stomach. Guaranteed he will collapse. Once he's on the floor you might want to spout off a few macho phrases about never showing his face around here again etc. Then wink at his girlfriend and waltz off into the sunset.
>> Anonymous
Dirty fighting isn't always as easy as you think it will be. On that note, it does usually work.
>> Anonymous
>>338106
Agreed. Punching in the stomach is more acceptable than kneeing the balls, but it pretty much does the same thing.
>> Anonymous
>>338106
Most of the time a direct blow to the stomach will wind or collapse a guy, but you have to realize in a real fight adrenaline will be going crazy, especially when it sounds like the opponent will have a considerable size advantage.

You need to go for the knockout OP, while protecting your own head. Street brawls are over quick because there is no boxing type defense, a few straight blows to the head will put this guy on the pavement and they won't even have to be that significant of hits. Just go 1,2,3 to the side of the head, try to avoid direct facial blows as the front of the skull is the thickest part and a head has more give to the side than backwards, leading to a more easily tolerated force on your fist to avoid broken fingers.
>> Anonymous
There's only one thing you can do, OP ... sweep the leg.
>> Anonymous
>>338105
yeah, it's not like laying into a punching bad with no experience as hard as you can has any negative side-affects i.e. hurting yourself because you don't know what the fuck you're doing
>> Anonymous
>>338145

Not as badly as OP's going get fucked up by fighting with no experience.
>> 00000000
My advice: Watch out for the 5-0.

Oh, hit him in the throat, for us.
>> Anonymous
To be honest, if the fight is anytime that is relatively soon, there's not really much you can do. Fist fights are over relatively quickly, so I doubt your endurance would really shine through anyway.

The outcome of the fight is most likely already decided. If he has any fighting experience over you, and if he's much bigger than you, you don't stand much of a chance.

My advice would be to go for the head.While a stomach shot like the others have suggested is good in theory, it's really hard to pull off without practice, and it doesn't sound like you have had much fighting experience before. The second you try to get close enough to hit him in the stomach is the second you get your head fucking blown off.

I've been punched in the stomach more than I care to remember, but the shots that have gotten me most off my game were to my head. I recommend a palm strike (more forceful than it sounds) straight to the nose or temple. If you manage to hit his nose with any strength, you'll probably make it bleed. This waters the opponent's eyes, and creates a rush of blood that will make him light headed. Enough temple/jaw shots and you run the chance of knocking him out or severely impairing him.

I used to box in college for money. I actually won 5/6 times, but I still regret the punishment I put my body through. This guys sounds bigger than you, and hell, he plays rugby, so he's probably got pain tolerance over you, too. Get out if you can. But even if you're going to fight dirty (which realistically is your best option), don't flail around. Someone tried to kick me in the gonads once, and I promptly grabbed his foot, threw him to the ground, and bashed his face in. Make every hit/kick fast, and precise. No flailing around.
>> Anonymous
pull guard and armbar him
>> Anonymous
>>338209

lol then let him up, roundhouse kick him in the face, then double leg takedown back down to the ground
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
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Just remember these pointers:

1. Use your god damn elbows. A lot.

2. It's a street fight, so fight dirty, because he'll be doing the same thing.

3. Fight to win; if you aren't fighting like you're being raped, you aren't going to win.

4. If you hit him and he goes down, be a man and let him get back up; if it gets to grappling though and you both go down, feel free to keep hitting him, but stop when he goes limp/taps out/gives up.

5. If you need to stop the fight for whatever reason, remember your wrist locks.

And always remember to have a safe and fun street fighting experience.
>> midnight express !!MM5bvTKy9Uf
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>>338084
>>338092

and obligatory ka bar
>> Anonymous
>4. If you hit him and he goes down, stomp the shit out of his face.

fixed
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>>338222
Good point, what was I thinking?
>> Anonymous
You internet tough guys who've never actually been in a real fight are going to get this kid killed
>> Anonymous
>>338232

GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>338232
Lmfao, since when was reality so funny...?
>> Anonymous
He's a rugby player, you're gonna get fucked. I can tell because you're asking 4chan for advice.
>> Anonymous
Don't fight dirty unless you're absolutely sure you can take him out with one attack, otherwise he might just perform the same dirty tricks on you.
>> Anonymous
Go find an oldschool oven, break off the door and strap it to your chest. Under your shirt mind you. It always works. Back To The Future style!
>> sage
who the fuck gets into planned fights
>> Anonymous
>>338199
>>I used to box in college for money. I actually won 5/6 times

Would you mind telling the story behind this?
>> Anonymous
Ok, first thing. Keep HANDS AT THE LEVEL OF YOUR HEAD, LIKE IN BOXING. THIS REALLY FUCKING WORKS, YOU JUST NEED TO REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE TO NOT LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.
Point 2.
IF YOU SURVIVE THE FIRST SERIES OF BLOWS immediately attack him as HARD AS YOU CAN in the stomach.
3. Go back to guarding and move rapidly back for like one meter, so he can't hit you instantly.

THEN REPEAT UNTIL HE DROPS
>> Anonymous
So obvious that most of the advice in this thread is coming from ufc fans and kids who've watched some movies and never actually been in a fight
>>338626also this
Who the fuck honestly does this kind of thing anymore.
>> Anonymous
If you're good at grappling, take him down and ground and pound him

If you're good at striking, kick his ass standing up

If you can't do either, you're fucked and should just hold your head up high as it gets punched
>> Anonymous
honestly try sparring with a friend as the best thing you can have is experience. You'll both benefit by kicking the shit out of eachother. also. Tape it and link it here
>> Anonymous
>>338626
16 year olds
They'll be fighting on the oval after 3rd period, unless the teachers find out.
>> Anonymous
>>338232

Seriously. Your only hope is to up-down-forward hadouken the guy.
>> Anonymous
Fuck this crap. When he approaches you act like you don't want to fight. Put your hands up like someone pointed a gun at you. Say stuff like maybe we should reconsider. When he gets close elbow the shit out of him.
>> Anonymous
My friend Bass Rutten has a few good pointers about street fights. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHFPzNrkKQ0

so yeah, when he gets close jab in the throat, elbow him in the face, kick in the groin, stomp, soccerball kick.
>> Anonymous
>>338077
Hey OP
How big is this guy?
How big are you?
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNXRInrSSVU&feature=related

some more useful reference material.
>> Anonymous
>>338679

lying faggot.
>> Anonymous
bring 5 friends with weapons
>> Anonymous
/fit/, you guys made me lol. And all trolling aside, there seems to be some honest advice from possibly, slightly knowledgeable people in here.

OP, I've never been in a fight, but from your description of your problem it sounds like you're in for the hurt. I'd bail, or if I were manlier, take the advice of anons suggesting you fight dirty as fuck.

>>338667
looks quality, but if your opponent is aware that this isn't going to be a clean affair, I doubt you'll get the jump on him employing the "i'm having second thoughts, come here so we can talk this out, fuckyeah I just broke your collarbone" technique.
>> Anonymous
>>338679

i lol'd my ass off.
>> Anonymous
Nothing said here is going to help you one bit.

You can't just read fight tactics of a page and put them into practice when the adrenaline kicks in.

You need to hammer this stuff into your brain with months of drills and sparring.

Sounds like unless you're of a similar build, you're going to get rocked.
>> Anonymous
Kick/punch him in the liver.
If you hit hard enough he will be paralyzed
for a time, thats when you shall beat the fuck out of him
>> Anonymous
>>338741


This.

Use your left, get it right under his ribs cage on the side and drive up and through his stomach.

Maybe feint with a left hook to the head and then go for it.

Still though, you won't be able to put that into use without a good deal of practice.
>> Anonymous
Go for blade-hand (Shuto as a formal strike, think classic Karate-Shop) strikes to the left side of the neck. A solid one will drop him as reliably as a full concussive knock-out, since the Vagus nerve is sensitive to overload. Also, collar-bones break easily and a nose shot will make him tear up. Even if it doesn't inflict a ton of damage, it is still a great strike to make his vision get a bit blurry. The biggest suggestion I have is to try and stay at range, if you get into a grappling match the fight is probably over.
>> Anonymous
you silly machos

violence wont solve anything
>> Anonymous
Kick him in the balls. /fight
>> Anonymous
Why is your fight even dated?
GAY!
OP, FIND HIM AND KILL HIM
THE ONLY SOLUTION
>> Anonymous
I always use my phaser in a fight. It's the 21st century way to mame.
>> Anonymous
>>338774

Fuck all the fancy bullshit they are telling you OP. I am in contact sports and I can tell you when most people punch me in fights I dont even notice.

Im not saying this to sound badass Im saying this b/c you are probably going to get the shit kicked out of you. Try to find something you can do better than him and exploit it (wrestling, boxing, reach advantage, strength, ect)

Some things you should know about street fights:

1. Trying some bullshit fancy karate moves won't work... keep attacks simple

2. The fight will probably end up on the ground esp against a rugby player he will try to tackle you imo...

3. probably wont last long (30-60 seconds)

4. hitting him in the balls will only make your defeat more pathetic and will just piss him off more

inb4interwebtoughguy
>> Anonymous
Sage for fucking internet tough guys.
>> Anonymous
>hitting him in the balls will only make your defeat more pathetic and will just piss him off more

this.

also: HEY GYUS WE SHOULD LIKE NOW ARGUE ABOUT WHICH FIGHTNANG STYLE IS BESHT SO THE TROLL GETS FED
>> Anonymous
>>339015
This. Everyone on 4chan seems to be a really experienced and nearly unbeatable fighter... Hm hm...
>> Anonymous !SMXjOpSQro
kick to da groin
>> Anonymous
Hit him a lot.

And if you get hit, hit him back.


Block if he throws a punch from a mile away, but other than that, you need to stay on the offensive.


Don't go down until you can't go on anymore. Go into battle with victory on your mind, but don't be afraid to lose.


Also, do more squatz.
>> Anonymous !SMXjOpSQro
>>338999
man, do you have balls made of steel?

because if he unleashes a flurry of kicks to the groin than the toughest man will go down and stay down.

why do you think nut shots are illegal in all legitimate fighting sports like boxing and ufc and shit.

Because that shit ends fights.
>> Anonymous
Punch.. in the fucking throat.
>> Anonymous
>>339080


Yeh... and the guy is bound to stand there with his legs agape letting OP get in a flurry of nutshots right?

NO, HE FUCKING ISNT. The other guy isn't a fucking immobile punch bag, he is going to be attacking furiously and that is going to null and void pretty much everything posted within this thread.

Your best bet is to build a time machine, go back in time year and either:

1) sign up for a good boxing/wrestling club

OR

2) slap yourself around before you can agree to fighting someone who is going to KICK YOUR ASS.


If you really have to fight this guy, just go apeshit. If you know how to punch, keep throwing them all the way to the ground. Go for his jaw and his throat.

...and for the love of God keep your little hands up to stop him nailing you in the head from the get go.
>> Anonymous
Protip: bring a gun and pistol whip in self defense.
>> Anonymous
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As another rugby player, all i can say is i hope you picked a fight with a backie and not a packie (chances are you didn't though).

Best advice i can give is most these other dumb@$$es telling you to punch him in the throat or stomach or balls arn't giving good advice. Rugby tackling is below-the-chest, so his Abs and crotch have already seen alot of punishment, and by the time you get near his throat it'll be because he's wrestling you on the ground (no open throat shot). Your best bet is to not get "dragged into" fistfights in the future until you're not runty anymore.

Good luck though!
>> Anonymous
>>339126
All the slang terms in that made your whole paragraph sound really really faggy.
>> Anonymous
>>339126


Even the most seasoned tough guy can be dropped like a kid with a good kidney shot.

Not that many people can deliver said kidney shot, but I mean, someone with a few years boxing under their belt would turn the rugby player's abs into mush.

But yeh, unless you can hit hard, you're really fucked.

Still, if you have to fight, go for the throat and jaw... score a lucky shot as he's picking you apart and he could go down with glass jaw.
>> Anonymous
>>339137
all your not-understanding made you sound like a dumbass.

P.s. Packies are in the "pack" in rugby (the guys that pack together and smash into eachother). I'll give you 1 guess as to where the Backies (quicker lighter runners) usually are.
>> Anonymous
As a rucker I can assure you that you are fucked. Even the scrummies and fly halves can whoop some ass.
>> Anonymous
>>339140
It's hard to go for said-jaw when you're getting turned into mince-meat...
>> Anonymous
>>338943
you silly faggot

violence solves everything unless you're the faggot getting beat up.
>> Anonymous
theres no chance you're gonna win...but you can still prove a point...just go fucking batshit insane...hit yourself in the face a bunch of times right before its goin down...then charge him with a mighty roar...lead with your face...try to spit in his mouth or eyes...ball up your fist and swing those motherfucks around as hard as you can...try to hit him with your forearm as opposed to the actual hand...when you get the shit knocked out of you just spew blood all over him...laugh your ass off...lick your lips...go crazy man...theres nothing he can do to hurt you...
>> Anonymous
>>339145

Which is why he should pretty much just swing his fists as hard as he can in the hope that on the way to the ground he catchs the guy somewhere good.

The odds are not in his favour by a long shot, but stranger shit has happened.
>> Anonymous
Guy from the long ass post last night, here. Where I went to school, there was a fraternity called PKE. I hated the lot of them, but they hosted fights once a month. I needed the money, wanted to impress my friends/women/whatever. I was stupid and immature. Winner gets a set amount. Technically they had weight divisions, but it was more eyeballed than anything. If you looked too big for the other guy, you fought the next biggest thing.

I remember my first loss. It was my second fight, and the month before I had fucked the guy up pretty bad. I remember having a conversation with the guy a couple weeks after about how he couldn't go that night because all of the blood running down his throat. Made me feel like a badass.

So naturally, I show up five sheets to the wind to the next fight thinking I was still going to beat some ass. I'm not sure if I suffered a concussion or if it was the alcohol or what, but luckily I don't remember much of the actual fight. However, the next day is probably the worst I have ever felt. I had an egg raised under my eyebrow for a while, and my nose was severely, severely bloodied up. Black eyes, swollen lips, cuts, the whole nine yards.

I didn't fight the next month. But needless to say I showed up to the next one sober, and resumed kicking ass.
>> Anonymous
Anyway, my last post concentrated on a cleaner approach, but if you're looking for something that will give you an edge, I'll throw my two cents in.

If you concentrate on "dirty" fighting, you need to concentrate on one, two spots tops. If you kick him in the balls once, the back of the head once, etc. etc. you're just spreading the hurt. You need to reduce one part of the guy's body into such a mushy heap that he goes limp or taps out.

For punches, go for the neck (possibly fatal, but you sound too soft to be able to do it), kidney, groin (but that's harder to position) back of the head (again, probably too complex).

Kicks to the groin (again, variable on his/your experience), knees (very, VERY useful. If you can land a solid kick to a straight knee, good chances of breaking/crippling him) are good choices. The problem with kicks are that they take an even greater sense of balance and comfort level with your body than punches do. If you're not careful, you'll end up giving him back position on you, or losing your balance, or worse.

Someone mentioned ground game. Rugby is a ground sport, so this is a severe possibility. If you have balls, stick close to him and he probably won't know how to take you down, tackles being his main move. I don't suggest this though, because he can probably tear you up inside, too.

If it does get taken to the ground, do everything you possibly can to get on top or back on your feet. If he ever manages to mount you, or even get his body in a position that pins you, immediately tap out, because you're a goner.
>> Anonymous
fucken ambush him before the fight you pussy

gg youw in
>> Anonymous
RIP 4chan will remember you as anonymous

You have no choice. Take it like a man. Even if you lose you will get props for your heart. Hit his face, if you can.

but fighting won't solve anything. avoid it if you can that way you win.
>> Anonymous
Poison him before you fight.
>> Anonymous
Bite his dick off. Seriously.

Pretend you're getting on your knees to beg for forgiveness and then BAM, CHOMP DOWN ON THAT PENIS.

Keep in mind, this isn't fucking carrot cake. You're going to need to put some serious force into this. You want to make sure to bite the penis itself, not the testicles. Once the penis is firmly in your mouth, bite as hard as you can and shake your head back and forth. You may want to put your heads near the top of your head to protect yourself. You know you'll have beat him once his dick tears off. Good luck.
>> Anonymous
squatz
>> Anonymous
My advice, from the one fight I've been in, keep moving.

I just heard it recently, but if you are back-pedalling as he comes at you with a head of steam, kick him in the knee as he puts all his weight on it, you could very well win the fight in one hit.

And fight with your friends and post it here.
>> Anonymous
always keep your arms up, search google for some fighting forms and do that the whole time. DO NOT do any haymakers, just quick straight jabs. stay in your form and always watch him. if he goes to the outside, block and a jab.

TIP: after learning form, go infront of your mirror and practice jabs.
>> Anonymous
>>339399

listen to this anon
>> Anonymous
OP im a boxer, have been for almost 3 years. Now im no pro or anything, but ive been in my fair share of fights. The key is to catch him with a jab to just in front of the ear, where the jaw connects to the skull. This will result in either:
A) Broken/disconnected jaw
B)Knockout
This is a sure win! (if you do it right) Thats why you have to study boxing maches, watch what the boxer does for a K.O
>> Anonymous
>>339582

I don't believe you're a boxer or have been in any fights.

Enjoy your anime's and delusions.
>> Anonymous
>>339582
yeah,right.Dont do what he said OP,punch the dickhead in the chin as hard as you can with an overhead punch and just let the adrenaline take over from there
>> Anonymous
>>339632
enjoy getting your ass kicked in any fight you ever get in
>> Anonymous
>>339636
enjoy realising anything else isnt gonna work for the OP
>> Anonymous
Trying to hit pressure points on a moving target is like trying to thread a needle in the bed of a pick up truck on a dirt road. No.

Don't listen to fags who tell you to do it.

Basically, as instinct would tell you. Go the the throat/jaw area. Get your hands around his throat. Strike his throat/jaw. Don't go for a Chuck Liddel straight punch, be creative. Either cut off the airflow or bloodflow.

They have this thing called "ABC"

Airways - Cut them off
Bloodflow - Stop it
Conciousness - Remove it
>> Anonymous
grab his fucking windpipe and hold on for dear life
>> Anonymous
Just take a wooden stick somewhere and stinger/drive spam him.
>> Anonymous
Take off your pants.

No one wants to fight a naked man
>> the ides of march !!7Z/3gj5ZXsu
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>>340492
This man agrees.
>> Anonymous
Why is this thread still around. Invariably OP already got his ass handed to him
>> Anonymous
He WILL rip you to shreds.
>> Anonymous
You have a planned street fight?

What are you 10? I hope you get your fuckin ass kicked youre goddamn retarded for planning a fight.

Rugby players are hardcore tho...just listen to Dethklok a bit...watch Gladiator...show no fear.

And you'll win.

Post a vid too
>> Anonymous
>>338232
this dumbass kid thinking he can learn how to fight from a lame ass website is going to get himself killed
>> Anonymous
use a weapon. He will get scared, start to fight if you get your ass handed to you pull a knife unless he's surrounded by his huge rugby team, then your fucked
>> Anonymous
Wait I saw this couple days ago.

Does that mean this kid is already dead?
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>>340930

Almost definitely.

This thread is now a memorial to the late OP, God bless his misguided soul.
>> Anonymous
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how many brothers fell victim to the street

rest in peace young nigga there's a heaven for a g

be a lie if I told that I never thought death

my niggas we the last ones left

but life goes on
>> Anonymous
>>340948
And your point is?
>> Anonymous
Try to intimidate him and fight dirty.
>> Anonymous
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NO! He's dead? OP, I'm so sorry about what I said about you being a faggot and shit
>> Oh God. Anonymous
How'd you get roped into this fight?
>> Anonymous
Plant landmines and unleash carnivorous rabbits. It works.
>> Anonymous
you are not dead, are you?
>> Anonymous
OP took the advice posted and got killed