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Anonymous
diarrhea /fit/. Wat 2 do?
>> Anonymous
stay close to the bathroom
>> Anonymous
dont fart unless you're on the toilet
>> Anonymous
>>201491
>>201490
See that's the issue I have a three hour math test tomorrow and they never let you out.
>> Anonymous
>>201492
Tell them about your problem, they probably would rather you didn't shit your pants in class.
>> Anonymous
There are drugs that prevent it. Go see a doctor.
>> Anonymous
>>201496
but there would be some stupid stand-in watching us and they have shit for brains. Anyone have any grandma solutions? I heard bananas constipate you real good.
>> Anonymous
its probably nerves dude, just ride it out on the porcelain throne. you gotta run out of shit to shit eventually!

(btw, when this happens, you'll be shitting mucus, srsly)
>> Anonymous
Do you have IBS or something?
>> TacoGhost !Yado.D6RhE
BRATT diet

Bananas, Rice, Apples, Tea, and Toast
>> Anonymous
coconuts (whole) are great stoppage. so are corks.

Worse comes to worse, you could buy an adult diaper.
>> Anonymous
Hold it the best you can, that will make your lower intestine absorb the water and you'll have a nice, solid shit afterwords.
>> Anonymous
>>203170

diarrhea is like... almost impossible to hold in since its wet... that shit just slides out fuckin fast, believe me, i have IBS.
>> Anonymous
No pun intended, but I shit you not if you eat a tin of condensed milk your diarrhea will cease.

If you think it's coming back on, just have another tin. And this is only a short term solution, also your shit will be yellow and very solid for a couple of days after.