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Miang is mai waifu !!tth/tv+hsYe
Sup /f/itfags. I would like for you guys to listen to my story.

I'm a really old old-fag on 4chan. Been browsing for years now (I'm 20, if anyone is curious) and I've only browsed /a/ and /v/. Boy I was fat. 5'8, 230 pounds. I did nothing all day but eat, play videogames, surf 4chan, and shit. I was basically a hikkikomori for the longest time. If no one knows what that means, it's basically shutting yourself off from society and doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing with your life but locking yourself in your room and doing whatever. For years I thought that I would never, ever come out of my room, ever again.

Until 6 months ago when I came across /fit/. I was fairly new so I browsed for a month. I had often told myself that if I got the chance to get enough courage to leave my house, I could potentially get myself back on track. Even though it wasn't leaving the house, browsing /fit/ was slowly helping me build courage to be more proactive about my return to society until I saw a certain motivational poster with pictures of progress throughout a 6 month period along with all the SQUATZ, OATZ, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCKING DO IT posts.

I needed to shut the fuck up, I needed to be a man, I needed to stop making all these lame fucking excuses and I needed to just fucking do it. When I told my parents that it was time for change, they told me that they'd do anything to help. I not only browsed /fit/, but bodybuilding.com as well. I told them to buy me fish, chicken, oatmeal, milk, and all the high-protein goodness and to cut down on purchasing junk food, or maybe just hide them from me.
>> Miang is mai waifu !!tth/tv+hsYe
6 months later, I'm 5'8, 180 pounds, I'm in a university, I have a job, and I owe all this shit to you, /fit/. Your smartass remarks, forceful motivation, demands, and insults beat me to shape and made me stop being a pussy. I'm not in the 'top' condition, yet I know I will be there in probably another 6 months. I feel that I have much more self-esteem than I did 6 months ago.

Fucking thank you, /fit/.

Pic semi-related. I am striving my hardest to look as close to that as possible thanks to your help.
>> Anonymous
faggot
>> Anonymous
cool story bro
>> Anonymous
If you're not a troll or anything, that's pretty great bro.
Keep fucking going, the fact that you've come this far is only testament to how much further you can go.
>> Anonymous
>>454736
>> Miang is mai waifu !!tth/tv+hsYe
>>454739

Thanks man. Seriously though, if it wasn't for you guys, I wouldn't have even thought about coming out of my room. The hardest part of doing it is starting it.

I realized that the people who were really soft about me not doing anything about my life really didn't push me at all. Like, "if you did this, you would be able to finally do something for yourself!", shit.

What I wanted was, "HEY MOTHER FUCKER. GODDAMMIT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SULKING AWAY IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER GETTING FAT. MY FUCK YOU ARE PATHETIC". That shit just hit me so hard and helped me realize I really was a pathetic fucking slob. And to tell you the truth, the night before I started my change, I fucking cried because I had lost that many years of my life doing absolutely nothing.
>> Anonymous
/fit/ didn't exist 6 months ago. nice try though.
>> Anonymous
>>454747

It did, faggot.
>> Anonymous
just dont get a tatoo like that brah
>> Anonymous
>>454745
Not sure if your trolling. If not congrats brah, BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT GET BACK TO SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
Bool ctory srah.
>> Miang is mai waifu !!tth/tv+hsYe
>>454754

FUCKING YES SIR EVEN THOUGH I DID 5X5 THIS AFTERNOON. BUT I'LL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN.
>> OriginalContentGuy@gmail.com
>>454757
AND THEN DO IT ONE MORE TIME FOR GIVING BACK TALK YOU FUCKING WEAK ASS UNMOTIVATED PANSY.
>> Miang is mai waifu !!tth/tv+hsYe
>>454768

BUT SIR, MY LEGS WILL BREAK IF I DO ANYMORE, SIR. I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH ;_;
>> OriginalContentGuy@gmail.com
>>454772
THEN YOU ARE A WEAK ASS PANSY AS I SUSPECTED. GO EAT A BOWL OF OATZ AND REST UP, FOR TOMORROW YOU WILL WORK HARD YOU FAGGOT.
>> Anonymous
>>454772
DID I HEAR YOU WANT ANOTHER 5?
>> Miang is mai waifu !!tth/tv+hsYe
>>454780

FUCKING YES SIR. WOULD YOU LIKE A SIDE OF DEADLIFTS WITH THAT SIR?
>> Anonymous
>>454781
ENOUGH OF 5 REPS/SET. NOW DO 12 REPS/SET OF 5 SETS OF DEADLIFT.
>> Anonymous
post less workout more faggots
>> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. !3GqYIJ3Obs
ITT: fat faggots pretending to have a life
>> Anonymous
nothing is gayer than some fat dude thinking he's the man because he is getting in shape. you're nothing special. whoop de fucking do, congratulations you lost weight. get over yourself. no one is really all that impressed.

i mean seriously, good job on losing weight but quit sounding like such a douche bag. IM A MAN NOW!!1!! RAR!!
>> Anonymous
>>454863
>>454863
>>454863
>>454863
>>454863
>>454863

this. Your story is nice and all, but shut up.
>> Anonymous
>>454863
butthurt skinnyfag
>> Anonymous
I agree with OP

I love you mis/fit/s <3
>> Anonymous
>>454870
lol that's right, i've been training for years and suddenly i'm jealous of some dude who just discovered what it means to be in shape 6 months ago. clearly he is better than me and that is why i am hurting.

it has nothing to do with hearing this guy suddenly turn into some douchebag meatneck because he touched a barbell.
>> Anonymous
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>>454881
You're a pot. Think about it.

Pic related
>> Anonymous
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i was pretty pathetic earlier this year too, but since i've improved i just pretend i was this awesome all along. i win.
>> Anonymous
Don't listen to the naysayers OP. Good for you for not making excuses and doing the work to get yourself in shape.

Now come back when you can lift x2 bodyweight in each of the big 3 lifts.
>> Anonymous
>>454958
difference is, i dont make posts declaring how awesome i am. Even after training for years, i still don't. The only reason i'm bringing it up was to refute a comment made earlier.

OP, learn modesty. No matter what you accomplish in this life time, no one will respect you if you are a douchebag.

conrats on losing weight but don't start walking around with your arms spread out like you're fucking hyoooooge and suddenly the man
>> Anonymous
and then the op woke up, and realized he's still a 230+ pound overweight slob, dreaming of the day he will finally see his wiener again in the shower
>> Anonymous
>>454980
Ok you got a point, trying to encourage modesty. Granted there are threads like that on /fit/, but this is not one of them.
>> Anonymous
Ramsus?
>> Anonymous
I may already have a rather adequate physique which I am still continuously improving on, but this thread's motivations make me happy.

Good on you all who have actually changed what you didn't like. It is really difficult to begin a routine; something which I have never really had any trouble with admittedly. But I am sure that you can gain a lot of pleasure knowing that you succeeded with what you set out to do. Or perhaps are in the process of succeeding :)
>> Anonymous
>>454980
excellent post.

yes, strength ? size. train for ability, for strength, for endurance and speed, and your appearance vanishes as a problem. Fitness will either correct it, or you'll cease to care.
>> Anonymous
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=MKGpCmvGTwU&feature=related
>> Anonymous
>>454728
Sounds like your parents are really good people ;_;

It hurts when I think of how supportive my parents have been with me, and how much I took it for granted. But for the last few years I have been being really nice and helpful to them both.

Cherish them, they make eveything possible for each and evey one of us. (Unless of course they are bad people)
>> Anonymous
thats some happy pasta
>> Anonymous
>>454739
>> Anonymous
This guy is giving all the credit for fixing him to us and you people say he's being arrogant?

Wut?

Anyway congratulations OP. A change that big is only indication of how much further you can go. You'll probably do awesome in your life. Most people stay in the same tier their whole life...

I'm trying to push myself forward right now. My whole life I've been in good shape and getting good grades by doing very little but that just doesn't cut it in the real world... You need to strive to be the best you can be.
>> Anonymous
have you gotten laid yet, OP? Cause I'm a similar situation and I need some hope.
>> Anonymous
cool story bro.
What types of workouts did you do?
>> Anonymous
congratulations op me and a friend of mine are going trough the same thing i think we gonna succeed to eventually , progress is begin made slowly but lets hope it continues...
>> Miang is mai waifu !!tth/tv+hsYe
>>454980

Modesty? Are you fucking serious? I posted this shit to say thanks and praise you guys about the motivation you guys gave me. NOTHING in my post says that I feel like I'm the shit.

You guys are literally morons sometimes, but that's what makes /fit/ /fit/, right? Butthurt faggots that don't understand shit.

>>455897

Actually I've had one girlfriend and have been intimate with her, but that was years and years ago. To tell you the truth, my depression from our break-up was one of the reasons why I grew to be so fat. RAAAGE was another key factor to my motivation.
>> Miang is mai waifu !!tth/tv+hsYe
>>455897

I forgot to mention that I have been getting much more attention and my self-esteem has improved quite a bit. Just keep at it and one day you'll reap rewards when you least expect it.
>> Anonymous
I am on the path of being less fat and more fit. Like the OP, I think that the caustic real talk of anonymous cuts through the fake comfort that fatness can lull you into. Let's be honest, being a gluttonous pig with no self control does have its advantages - like guilt-free visits to the buffet.

I am of the point that I just got weights off of Craigslist so that on days that I can't get to the gym, I have no excuse to not do my 5x5.

OP, doesn't sound like you are a troll. Congrats. Not sure why no one hasn't asked yet, but throw up some before and after pics. After 6 months, there should be a very visible difference.
>> Anonymous
/fit/ ever since I've been coming to this board (approximately 5 days), my penis has grown a shocking 2 inches. I am now a full 2.5 inches and the ladies all love me!

Thanks, /fit/!
>> Anonymous
old copy pasta is old and stale
>> Anonymous
>>456122
>Any post on 4chan longer than 3 lines is copypasta .
>> Anonymous
>>456131
troll gtfo my /b/
>> Anonymous
>>456079

gg op, good news. Would you post your general workouts?
>> Anonymous
You're welcome OP. As a /fit/ regular, more likely than not, I've insulted you countless times.

And good job bro, keep on trucking.