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Magical un-balding technique? Anonymous
So I'm under 18, and already have an amazingly unattractive balding head. I mean, shit, it looks really bad. Any options other then sticking with it or shaving it all off?
>> Anonymous
just shave it, you'll look more retarded with hair
>> Anonymous
>shaving it all off?

If you'ure a nigger, than it works.
>> Anonymous
>>280017
ilold
>> Anonymous
Aww fuck man, you remind me of me. I started balding at 17. Here's some Protips: If you're balding on the crown, get some Rogaine, that's the only place where it'll regrow hair. If you have a receding hairline, don't try to cover it up, it just makes it more obvious. Find some people and/or celebrities that you think have cool hair cuts, and try to emulate them. I went with Chuck Liddell-style mohawk for my receding hairline, then let it grow out to a more Matt Laurer-style short cut. Another in-vogue thing to do lately is to do a 'fuck it' cut (shave it all off).
>> Anonymous
>>280033
Not so much at the crown, though I don't have much hair there either.
I just have EXTREMELY thin hair on top and regular, thick hair at the sides and back. So the top of my head is like a dying field of grass, especially at the edges (where top meets side).
>> Anonymous
>>280033
and I cant say that shaving it would look any better. Don't have the type of head to pull that off; I'll look like I've been through chemo.
>> Anonymous
I know Brandon Dicamillo (from CKY and Jackass) started balding at 17. He still bringz the ruckus (to the ladies)
>> Anonymous
Oh yea, one more thing>>280033here.

When searching around on the Net for some cures (there are none), I came across Super Hair Energizer shampoo. I bought all the stuff they sell, but the only thing worth your time is the actual shampoo. It helped reduce the volume of hair that was falling off of the head, and actually regrew some of the thinning areas. It's not really a drain on your wallet either, the directions they give only says to use a small amount, so I've typically used about 1-2 bottles year.
Now, about 4 years later, my hair is starting to fall out at an accelerating rate, so it seems the shampoo isn't working anymore. Hahah but if you're like the majority of men around the world, you'll take whatever you can get.
>> Anonymous
>>280080

Link:
http://www.superhairenergizer.net/
>> Anonymous
Same thing has been happening to me since age 15 and I'm 18. I can't grow much facial hair either so shaving it all off and letting a beard grow and appearing badass is out of the question.
>> Anonymous
>>280085
Hm, I have a shitload of facial hair potential. Too bad I'm not badass/yuppie enough for that badass/yuppie style.
>> Anonymous
bumpit