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Anonymous
So i have a problem, guys, king of a weird one.
Actually its not my problem at all, its theirs.
First let me tell you about myself. I am awesome. Every other day i go to workout and after about an hour i take a break and walk to this place a few blocks from the gym to get a cup of coffee and read a book and rest up for the second session of weights (about 45 minutes). So the weather turned nice recently and the girls are all in short dresses & skirts which is great. During my coffee bread it is just as likely as not that some girl will try to sit near me and get my attention an show me what she has up her skirt. These girls, even when they're skinny, have thighs that spread out when they sit down so they spread their legs for me and I look up there and what do i see? vagoo? no. wet panties? no. What i see is upper thigh flesh pressed against upper thigh flesh even with their knees spread gapingly wide. more squats is probably what these girls need, or a footrest. Give me a huge boner anyway, though.
>> Anonymous
So girls just randomly come up to you and basically flash you?

I find that hard to believe.
>> Anonymous
I think that when you go have coffee you actually have guys trying to show your their junk.

Enjoy your homosexuality.
>> Anonymous
>>129580
Seconded. And the fact that you think a flash of vagoo gives a normal guy a 'huge boner' makes me think you're still in your early teens (the time when that actually happens).
>> Anonymous
this is a fucking retarded thread
>> Anonymous
I believe this was a joke.
>> Anonymous
Notice the "First le tme tell you about myself. I am awesome."

I think this explains everything else.
>> Anonymous
>>129606
yeah, i am awesome and you're jealous. if you were as cool as me girls would be all the fuck over you. you should try it, here is my secret: I was born handsome, i keep myself in great shape, i was born wealthy (FUCK YEAH) and i have a good paying job that is also cool and adventurous and not too time consuming. I'm pretty much perfect and women throw themselves at me.
>> Anonymous
>>129490
I can imagine some kid, high as fuck, with a huge shit-eating grin on his face, giggling to himself while he typed that up.
>> Anonymous
>>129770
i can image a jealous loser, with acne and gay covering his fat torso and head, filled with rage while he typed that up.
>> Anonymous
>>129773
I can masturbate to more stuff than you can.
>> Anonymous
>>129777
OH YEAH?
>> Anonymous
women have fat thighs
if they didnt then their big asses would look really weird
>> Anonymous
This thread, i foresee a bright future for it.
>> Anonymous
>>129751
IS YOU NAME JOHN BY ANY CHANCE?
>> Anonymous
>>129580
Its not like that, the try to play it casual. They sit near me and read a book or newspaper or something and they shift around some for a few minutes until they 'get comfortable' inevitably facing me. Then they cross and recross their legs or put their feet up and 'forget themselves' with their legs parted and their VAGINA pointing directly at me. It is very flattering of course, but useless if their thighs are still touching.
>> Anonymous
>>129926
So...have you ever taken one of these girls home?
>> Anonymous
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