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Olive Oil Diet? Anonymous
My gf's mother is forcing her onto a diet which consists of drinking olive juice every 6 hours and not eating for like two days. She's on a very strict eating schedule for the next two days (like at 10am eat fruit, at 10:30 drink a glass of water, at 11:30 drink more olive juice, etc). Wtf is she doing to my gf?

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>> Anonymous
Trying to make her a brilliant mountain farmer.
>> Free Pepsi !!iXxa+hO94Mg
Sounds like one of those voodoo hebrew jewbrew detox diets. Tell them to go see a doctor or a clinical nutritionist.
>> Anonymous
>>121990
Yeah, she says her mother calls it a Pulga diet (a Flea diet). I have no idea what that means, but I'm guessing it either makes you feel sick like a flea, or it's given that name due to its size (a small diet).
>> where is your rage !zuc8hPQGVA
>My gf's mother is forcing her onto a diet
>forcing her onto a diet

What? Unless your gf is an enormous fatty, that is the most.. Wait, of course she's obese, this is 4chan after all. Never mind; I hope she enjoys her ridiculous diarrhea.
>> Anonymous
OP!

That diet is usually used to flush stones from your body, of the Kidney type, I believe.
>> Hankatola !!09SbK9m7bBh
Call child welfare. Or just go kick down her door and rescue the bitch, all heroic and shit.
>> Anonymous
Tell her to do this instead.
http://www.drheise.com/purge.htm
Much faster.
>> Anonymous
she's fat and she needs to lose weight. Thank the mother by having sex with her.
>> Anonymous
>>121999
"2. Afterward, lay on your right side as much as you can for about 3 hours. You may get up after the 3 hours and sit or occasionally walk, do not however, work, become physically active or eat/drink anything."

She says she has to lay on her left side while she holds her leg up for 30 minutes.
>> Dr. Anon !xSrihpC5nc
>>121999

>by Doug Heise, D.C.
>D.C.

No thanks
>> Anonymous
>>122011
I accidentally went through this procedure once, except I used similar but very different substances to do it. Mixing warm and hot liquor will do that to you, plus tons of greasy food, some little bit of sleep, and a total of 8 miles of running the next day. Have her do that instead!

Actually, the process is really really unpleasant. She's going to end up shitting ten times a day for a week and her body won't absorb shit in the meantime. Enjoy your temporarily stinky gf.
>> Anonymous
>>122035

Don't be jealous because you had to shell out a hundred thousands dollars for med school just end up making the same money as a chiropractor who can do your job
>> Dr. Anon !xSrihpC5nc
>>122050
Don't be jealous because you spent 18 years growing up just to become a complete idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>122057
ohhhhh shiiiiiit