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ITT: Share your gym stories

I went to the gym today and started doing my squats. I was feeling pretty exhausted before my last set, so I asked some dude to spot me. When I finished, he started preaching that I needn't go parallel, that I could stop half-way, and that I should keep my legs less than shoulder-width apart.

I thanked him for the advice, and later saw him doing squats on the Smith machine.
>> Anonymous
Some old shithead tried to teach me how to use a rowing machine correctly in a gym once.

I never went to another gym again.
>> Anonymous
>>261352
What? XD
>> Anonymous
I saw two girls doing deadlifts today. It was very nice.
>> Anonymous
I was doing dead lifts with my friend today. Some guy kept staring the whole time, which made me kind of hard.
>> Anonymous
>>261368
wat
>> Anonymous
>>261380
wut
>> Anonymous
>>261338
What's wrong with doing squatz on a Smith machine?
>> Anonymous
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>>261392
>> Anonymous
>>261364

that was me

I have a cack
>> Anonymous
I was doing lawn mower rows on a bench in front of a bunch of girls on treadmills. I didn't position myself there intentionally but that's where the benches were.

Anyway, I finished my final set but the weight was a bit too heavy for me. Still disoriented and dizzy from the rows, I picked up the dumbell and tripped over the bench. With the added weight in front of me I toppled over with maximum velocity and landed face first on the gym floor. Still too tired to push myself off the floor, I just lied there for a few moments, got up and went home.

Bitches didn't even ask if I was okay or anything.
>> Anonymous
>>261404
My gym in Arizona doesn't have a squat rack, so I have to use a smith machine to get my daily dose of squatz.

True story.
>> Anonymous
I tried to teach a young lad to use the rowing machine properly. I've never seen him since.
>> Anonymous
>>261442
You just lost the game.
>> Anonymous
>>261484
what game?
>> Anonymous
>>261491
Connect 4.
But also SQUATZ: The Boardgame.
>> Anonymous
>>261498
>SQUATZ: The Boardgame
FUND IT
>> Anonymous
I farted at the gym today.
>> Anonymous
I jerked off in the shower room today. Some other dude watched. I left when he got hard.
>> Anonymous
>>261392

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m6vcyQqx_Q
>> Anonymous
I warmed up

I squatted, bench pressed, barbell rowed, pull-upped, chin-upped, bicep curled and dipped. I was going to deadlift but I decided not to.

Then I stretched, swam, showered and went home.
>> Anonymous
>>261654

Holy shit I can't wait for the sequel. I hear it's going to be darker in tone.
>> Anonymous
>>261639
I lol'd. Then I felt bad.
>> Anonymous
>>261639
I expected his head to pop off
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2KMSRZtMEA&feature=related

I've done this... It scared the crap out of me, but it sure as fuck scared the crap out of the person next to me more.
>> Anonymous
>>261440
I fucking laughed out loud.
>> Anonymous
This is absolutely amazing, how can one curl so much?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucd7qy6jbJU&NR=1
>> Anonymous
>>261865
Use god awful form and injure your back, I can do 150 normally
>> Anonymous
>>261865
I laughed
>> Anonymous
>>261865
what the fuck was that?
>> Anonymous
>>262017
the elusive curl thrust
>> Anonymous
>>261865
lol
>> C.C. Pizzabutt !!jW8vbWIVGea
I went, I stretched, I cardio'd.
>> Anonymous
leg day today. i was pumping out 365 on squatz and did 4 reps, i was done. Hermod's ride to hell starts blasting in my ears as I prepare to rack, i scream to myself (in my head, because I don't want to make even more of a scene than my neolithic grunting garners) FUCK THIS SHIT and pump out 4 more, almost blacking out on the last 2. PR, and I collapsed to the ground when done.

Hack squats made me almost die on every fucking rep, but somehow amon amarth and good ol' iced earth kept me through the long dark lift. i prayed to odin for berserker rage, and he brought me to the brink of valhalla, but no further -- my glory is not yet come.

happiest lifting day of my life.
>> Anonymous
>>261639
Yeah well that guy is fucking stupid for trying to lift more than he can handle.
>> Anonymous
>>262116
>Hack squats made me almost die on every fucking rep, but somehow amon amarth and good ol' iced earth kept me through the long dark lift. i prayed to odin for berserker rage, and he brought me to the brink of valhalla, but no further -- my glory is not yet come.

Dear god, are you my long lost norse brother?
>> Anonymous
>>262141
mayhap i am, mayhap not. to discover the truth in the dross let me but ask this: with my steel beast so recently tamed I rode the wheels of fire and ignited its black, pulsing devil heart and though sheer force of will rode out the fury of these eldritch 'highways.' What gods were riding at my side this day? What furies descended upon my soul, that let me surpass the ken of mortal man? Answer me this, and the truth shall be known through your own design.
>> Anonymous
Sometimes I fart in the weight room. I usually do it next to the really smelly, sweaty doods. Then I give them disgusted looks.