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Possible Diet Change Anonymous
Hey /fit/

I'm thinking about getting in shape and could use a little advice with my diet. Here's a typical dish for me:

I barbecued a pizza. Its dough was made of ground beef and smashed bratwurst, with a topping of cheese, pepperoni, and bacon.

This is what it looked like up close after it was done: Since it was so thick, I had to cook the top by pouring bacon grease over it, effectively barbecueing it and deep-frying it at the same time.

Voila! Breakfast!
>> Anonymous
>>83002
i don't think you're getting enough calories, you should eat at least two of these with an entire gallon of whole milk for breakfast. then 4-5 more throughout the rest of the day. drink lots of soda because the caffeine will help your heart beat faster and you'll burn more calories all day.
>> Anonymous
i want that
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>>83002

I don't know what everyone's so riled up about. I had some a few minutes ago and I'm perfectly fiHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRGH!
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>>83036

Somebody get help! He ate some of the pizza with me anHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGH!
>> Anonymous
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It's alright guys! I didn't eat any of that thing! All I did was smell it anHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGH!
>> Anonymous
>>83002

Dear fucking god, just looking at it I feel like I gained 10 pounNGGGUUUUUUUUUUUURG
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>>83002

Something smells fucking GOOD! Oh wow, and it tastes even bHRRRNNNNNNNNNNGGGG
>> Anonymous
THREAD JUST BECAM EPIHHUUUNNNNRRRRRRROHGODMYHEART
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>>83002

Is dat sum baconHRRRNNNNNNNGGG
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>>83002

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on a sesame-seed buHRNNNNNNGGGGG
>> Anonymous
i lold
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Man just thinking about that makes me hungrHHHHHHHHRRRRRRNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
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>>83002
i could go for one of those HMPH
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Oh hey guys what's goin oHHHUUUUAAGHGHAUUUGH
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Hey dude, can I have a bite of your pizfiHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRGH!