File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
Shit, shit, SHIT!!!
Okay, I really fucked up this time...
First of all, it's stuck.
Second, it's starting to turn blue.
Third, HOW THE FUCKING HELL DO I GET THIS THING OFF!?!?!?!?!?
>> Anonymous
OMG I LOL'D SO HARD
>> Anonymous
at first I was like "GTFO my /fit/" but now i'm just like... damn, you're fucked. Might want to go ahead and hit up the ole' emergency room before it gets gangrenous
>> Anonymous
Take Knife. Stab Bottle. When released, use knife to cut off penis.
>> Anonymous
Holy fuck, I was seriously thinking about this EXACT thing earlier today. I was considering sticking my flaccid dick in a water bottle and then getting hard to see what would happen
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
LOL just make a hole in the bottle with a knife or a scissor
>> Anonymous
use a hack saw to cut through the neck of the bottle. Then chop your dick off and post pics.
>> Anonymous
>>445878
i don't think you understand how bottles work
>> Anonymous
>>445874
BAD FUCKING IDEA. It's like a fucking vacuum, it won't let go!
>> Anonymous
FUCKING CUT THE FUCKING BOTTLE IMMIDIATLY< OR YOU GONNA LOOSE YOUR WEINER

IT IS NOT A JOKE, if YOU CANT< CALL FRIENDS PARENTS FOR HELP

IT IS BETTER THEN LOOSING YOUR FUCKING DICK
>> Anonymous
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>>445882

Will it let the blood flow back or is it sucking on that too?
>> Anonymous
Step 1: Cut top of off bottle.
Step 2: Pour oil into bottle.
Step 3:???
Step 4: PROFIT
>> Anonymous
2 hours, and your DICK IS DEAD, get OIL , donno what else... fucking call the hospital
>> Anonymous
>>445890
the blood is stuck in his penis cause of the bottle neck, if he wont remove that, his dick will be lost
>> Anonymous
>>445881
oh yeah, smartass? you can't make a hole in the bottle?!
>> Anonymous
Burst a hole in the top and it will get rid of the preassure you fucking mongaliod.
>> ­­
Y'all niggas gettin' trolled
>> Anonymous
why are you guys helping him? this is darwinism at work
>> Anonymous
>>445903
Are you not paying attention? That doesn't work, I tried. The hole is smaller than the dick, so it won't come out...
>> Anonymous
Protip: Never actually try any of Weird Al's songs.
>> Anonymous
>>445912
OIL< AND PULL!!!
IF YOU RUPTURE SOMETHING IT IS STILL BETTER< THEN LOOSING YOUR WHOLE DICK
>> Anonymous
>>445912
TAKE THE PART OF THE BOTTLE NOT BEING FILLED WITH YOUR DICK

CUT A HOLE IN IT

PRESSURE WILL REDUCE

ADD SOME FUCKING OIL

PULL YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF or out i dont care either way

this is the most annoying un funny troll i've seen in awhile
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
LET ME GO YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
RIP AND TEAR!!! RIP AND TEAR!!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
TAKE THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
FUCK YEAR!!!
Thank you for you help Anon.
>> Anonymous
>>445903

This.
>> Anonymous
>>445955
now me thinks this was a troll, if this happened to me i would think of saving my dick rather then posting pictures of it...
>> Anonymous
I wonder what would happen if a troll actually came out and said he was a troll?
>> Anonymous
>>445960
I was thinking the same thing, but hey, its 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>445966
Crazy shit goes on here all the time. (Ant semen, instead of calling for help, he tells /b/...)
>> Anonymous
LOL i cant fit into bottles flacid, might as well just chop it off buddy.