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Anonymous
My name is Jessica Tetreault;

A northern asshole, with a southern belle's charm. I was born in Massachusetts, and raised somewhat in North Carolina. I'm about 5'2", 143 lbs and I'm thick. I have an accent and I stutter when I'm excited. I have a shitty past, but I've grown up a lot. I'm quick to pop off, but I know how to keep my cool when needed. I carry around a bottle of texas pete, and a jar of niggers in my bookbag. I don't like holding hands or sweet tea, and I hate Lil' Wayne. I drive all over the place, and I'm never in one spot too long. People LOVE to talk shit about me, and honestly I just sit back and laugh because in the end I'm still better than all of you. If you've heard something about me, ask me about it, don't go talking. I'm an open book, I have nothing to hide. I've lied, cheated, stolen, fucked up, broken, and hurt a lot of people just to get what I've wanted in life. I have a great life and it just keeps getting better and better. Granted, I don't need to go through people to get what I want anymore because I've learned that I can just do it my self. In the end, everyone that has ever been close to me at one point has left me and I've learned that I can't depend on anyone for anything anymore. I used to miss my past, and miss everyone and everything I did. Now that I think about it, I was stupid as fuck for missing that shit. Everyone was, and still is fake as fuck. I have less than 5 close friends, and I plan on keeping it that way. I will change the world one day. Don't flirt with me.
>> Anonymous
That's nice. You're incredibly fat and not cute.
>> Anonymous
A jar of niggers?

Awesome.
>> Anonymous
Where in NC?
>> Anonymous
TL;DR

this must be pasta
>> Anonymous
What is this Maury?
>> Anonymous
>>455175
cool story bro'
>> Anonymous
butthurt anon is butthurt
>> Anonymous
boooo-ring
>> sirch !!o3lMs3wDns6
>in the end I'm still better than all of you.
this is the bs you only hear from the scum who repeat it over and over again to reassure their delusion that they're not below everyone.
Just keep telling yourself people don't like you cos they're jealous and i'm sure everything will turn out fine.
>> Anonymous
good god, look at those love handles.
>> Anonymous
>>455175
please Miss troll... stop contradicting yourself... if your grown up stop popping off... or at least pop off that top...
>> Anonymous
>>455175
Awesome!
Please post your tits
>> Anonymous
>>455175
Cool story siss
>> Anonymous
>>455182
loled hard
>> Anonymous
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My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>> Anonymous
She almost looks like that one ugly spic they keep posting on /b/.

Only failures at life type essays about themselves detailing their lives and interests as though anyone cares. Good for analysis and as an example of what not to be though.
>> Anonymous
>>455287


Honestly, this meme describes a functional member of society, and fit's ideal.
>> Anonymous
>>455307
/r/ the spic chick nao
>> Anonymous
ROFL john i have seen that exact same paragraph on another website nice try you nigger loving jewish cunt
>> Anonymous
>>455523
HOLY NEWFAGGOTRY BATMAN!
>> Anonymous
cool story brah
>> Anonymous
>>455175
stupid cunt.. 4chan is not your therapist
>> Anonymous
The most important thing I have to say is that you're most definately not better than anyone else.
How the hell do you know what southern belle charm is when you dont live there and probably have never been there?
And you cant "Somewhat" be raised somewhere. You either are or you arent. And to end the entire thing with "dont flirt with me" is damn conceited and you need to stop being full of yourself. You're not hot, and probably never will be. Get over yourself.
I'm also pretty damn sure that not alot of people want to know about your fucked up past. So keep your bullshit to yourself.
>> Anonymous
i lol'd this bitch is mad because she is fat and ugly
>> Anonymous
I bet other people love you
>> Anonymous
>>455175

nice phone, sink
>> Anonymous
THEN WHO WAS GIRL?
>> Anonymous
obvious troll is obvious
>> Anonymous
hmm I'm from North Carolina! Real southern belle's don't have a jar of niggers in their bookbags. also what is fucked up is i found her myspace in like 3 seconds.......and i don't feel bad white knighting because this ain't /b/ fags
>> Anonymous
/b/ << please.
>> Anonymous
Where in MA were you born?