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Anonymous
Hey /fit/
Does anybody have any advice for short people? I'm 5'8 and would really like to be 5'10-6" before I am 19, I'm 16 now. Does anyone have any advice on how to achieve this?
Stretches, diets, anything. I'm desperate.
>> Anonymous
there are methods but most don't actually work.
the best method people use is sleeping in gravity boots.
>> Anonymous
>>285055

Thats something I cant do. Anything else I can do? I'm on a budget of 0 dollars.
>> Anonymous
nuiighghgggg
>> Anonymous
nothing?
>> Anonymous
fuckinglAme
>> Anonymous
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>>285053
>> Anonymous
>>285078
>>285078
telling me to hang myself?
>> Anonymous
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>>285080

No, I'm suggesting a way to make yourself taller.

You also didn't specify an acceptable survival rate for techniques, so some people might see that as allowing for postmortem changes.
>> Anonymous
>>285080
Yes, actually, I think he is.
>> Anonymous
>>285086
fukken lol'd.
well played.
>> Anonymous
>I'm 16 now.

Yes... well...

I think you know what.

Also go fuck a spike I'm 5'6" and there's nothing wrong with that height.
>> Anonymous
drink LOTS of milk,do bridges, kick in the air for around 10 mins a day.
>> Anonymous
Oh and don't lose sleep. That stunts your growth.

Or smoke or do drugs in general, if you can help it.
>> Anonymous
You can't fight genetics. You may increase by an inch at most with some crazy and painful methods but you will be what you will be. Being an underage fag means you'll still be growing until you're in your early 20s.
>> Anonymous
>>285113
>>285113
>>285113
my dads around 5'11 and my mom was 5'3 in her peak
shes old and fat now and around 5'1
>> noko
>>285097


Im 5'8 at night so around 5'8 1/2 5'9 in the morning and that is short. if your a guy thats fucking tiny.
>> Anonymous
I'm 5'10 and that's completely average. I don't see what you're whining about.
>> Anonymous
I'm 5'6. but it's okay cuz i'm a beaner.
>> Anonymous
>>285155
it is pretty short. ofc some people can live with their height.

try wearing shoes with thicker soles. Maybe even platform shoes.
>> Anonymous
>>285285
>>285285
>>285285

My shoes are shitty old skateboarding shoes. They give me 0 height. I don't want to appear to be taller I want to actually be it.
>> Anonymous
lrn2puberty... you still have 5 more years until you finish growing. Just eat healthy and fucking exercise.
>> Anonymous
>>285313

Ive been over 5 feet since I was like 10. Then from 10 to like 13 I went from 5' to 5'5 then I had a spike in height from 5'5 to 5'7. I think I have another growth spurt coming, I body build. Will that effect it you think?
>> Anonymous
>>285315

from 13-14 I stopped eating because I was a fat ass.
>> Anonymous
5'8 woman here. OP, you depress me.
>> Anonymous
You still have a lot of time to grow left. Just don't do too much heavy weightlifting, that can stunt your growth. Also, don't take caffeine or smoke cigarettes, they can also stunt your growth
>> Anonymous
>>285332
>>285332
>>285332


OP HERE
enjoy being a tall bitch.
No man really enjoys a bitch that comes up past his chin.
>> Anonymous
>>285336
Both me and my wife are 5'8", nothing wrong with that. I've just forbidden her from wearing heels ever again though, simple fix.
>> Anonymous
>>285359


You tom cruise?
>> Anonymous
>>285053

quit crying,you'll eventually learn to live with being relatively short.

think of it as a character trait rather than a flaw.
>> Anonymous
>>285336

FUCKING BAAAAAAWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>285336
Hey now. Nothing wrong with a woman taller than you. And I say this being 6'4"

women basketball players are awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>285617
>women basketball players are awesome.

wat? 8 points per quarter is awesome?
>> Anonymous
>>285620
I didn't mean the sport. There's just something about the concept fucking terrifyingly lanky tree women that appeals to me.
>> Anonymous
>>285629
Well you are on 4chan. There has to be something wrong with you. That's (part of) it, I suppose.
>> Anonymous
Relax bro. The most important thing to get laid is money or "Social Proof" - i.e. that's why rockstars, politicians etc who are also utter ugly douchebags get laid like crazy.

Look at Price - he's 5'2" and has fucked over 9000 hot models.

So, stop worrying about how to be taller (you're already taller than like 85% of women) and start worrying about how to be rich.
>> Anonymous
Eat well, drink milk (or take calcium pills), exercise and get 9hrs of sleep per night.
>> Anonymous
>>285053
1. stfu, asshole, you're not short. i'm 5'5. that's short.

2. get the hell off 4chan if you're under 18
>> Anonymous
>>285681
As another 5,5 male I approve this commnent.
>> Anonymous
>>285645


I get laid plenty being 5'8
>> Anonymous
i'm 6'2" and 20 years old

and i'm virgin so therefore your theory is bunk