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Anonymous
Looks like g grade swelling, but it hurts like a bitch. Can't fap either; anytime I start popping a boner it hurts worse.

Any anon get busted up like this before? I don't think it was broken cause it ain't purple and I could move it around just fine b4 the swelling started up.

Also, it started at the base, not at the tip of the finger where I got scathed.
>> Anonymous
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obvious self-bump is obvious.
>> Anonymous
moar pls :*(
>> cunt !iiA80eLVpY
what are you knitting?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
just looks like fat fingers to me
>> Anonymous
>>447390
i'm a skinny mofo, 'fat finger' feels like its trying to blow up my knuckle.
>> Anonymous
uhhhh. insect bite?

My finger swoll up once like that when I was stung by a wasp. What exactly happened?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>447397

sure you are lardass
>> Anonymous
>>447401
nah, some idiot was swinging a chain around and knocked my finger. the tip has some skin torn off, looks worse than the swelling feels... almost.
>> Anonymous
>>447401
*addendum...
it's been about 16 hours since it got knocked.. swelling is still a pain despite attempts w/ icepack. is this shit normal?
>> Anonymous
>>447408
I'm terrible at checking up injuries myself, but in your situation I would just wait a day or so and see if it feels any better/swelling has gone down after a nights sleep.
>> ­­
A severely bruised finger can sometimes be more painfull and take longer to heal than a broken one.

My finger got stuck between the door when I was a kid and it took 6 or 7 weeks for it to fully heal.
>> CluelessNewfag !WSgPeEy3kM
>Rest
>Ice
>Compression
>Elevation
>> Anonymous
looks like the bone got partially splintered, go visit a doc, sir.
>> Anonymous
jesus christ nobody has ever heard of a jammed fucking finger before....it is because nobody plays fucking basketball anymore but anyways you need to man up and pop that bitch the fuck out(grab the end...probably better for you to get your father or brother to do it for you because you might not be able to do it to yourself if you are a pussy...and pull ..it will pop and then immediately feel 100% better just gotta get over that fucking hill...I recently watched my friend endure the pain of a jammed finger for over a month before finally one day while i was sitting there he pulled on it and it went pop and he was like holy shit it feels 100% better and i was like fucking told you so bitch)....or you can go to a doctor and he will do it for you......or you can just let it stay like that for a month or two until you finally get the courage up to pop that bitch out
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>>447747
cool story brah
>> ­­
>>447747
>> I could move it around just fine b4 the swelling started up.
>> Anonymous
Could be infected. I had an infected tendon sheath a few weeks back from a deep thorn in my finger which broke off. Few days later it swelled up(felt like the knuckle was going to explode), was stuck in a bent position, hurt like a bitch nonstop and I couldn't move it more thene a millimeter or two. No discoloration and no pain or discomfort for a day or two. Had to have surgery to clean it out and remove the foreign object. Still have crappy use of that finger a few weeks later. Grip is really weak on that hand. Shit sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>447747
OP here. Thanks for the help guys. Honestly I could have jammed it; would it be as easy to move around if it was? (The base knuckle I can move, the next one up is swollen stuck. I think the swell is putting too much pressure on the tendon so my finger is stuck in this shape)

*fuuuuuck, just pulled & popped the base knuckle... will report back after a hot shower.
>> Anonymous
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Moar pics. It's swollen down to the palm, but no surprise there considering the shower.

So yeah, it's probably jammed at the middle knuckle. Popping it isn't so much a problem as it is doing it w/out fucking up the last layer of skin i have at the tip.
>> Anonymous
it will hurt MORE if it is jammed then if it is broken.........pop it out
>> Anonymous
>>447202
use the other hand
>> Anonymous
hmm you may of very well jammed both joints.........so pull very hard until you get a nice pop above both joints i'd start with the bottom one first...if that one doesn't work go to the doctor..
>> Anonymous
>>449539
Was able to pop the base knuckle, and have thus far been unsuccessful popping the second.
>> Anonymous
>>449545
*addendum.
Although the second knuckle feels like it wants to pop when i pull it.
>> Anonymous
Pull harder.
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>>449548
you could have somebody else pull it for you, but it would make you less of a man.