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dont trust them wily chinese Paranoid
So i'm enjoying my' new /fit/ lifestyle, lost good weight ... keeping it up and i'm happy and motivated. GOOD FOR ME RIGHT? no WRONG ... They are out to get me!!!

THOSE FUCKING NINJAS i know it. the chinese place cooks really good food, and the "Steamed Chicken and Vegetables" LOOKS healthy and tastes healthy. but god damnit i don't trust them. Something doesn't feel right about "healthy" food from a chinese place. I think that it will make me fat again. HALP ... do i have to go Segal on their asses to find out the truth?
>> Cypher_
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do it fagit
>> Anonymous
>>133705

Are you fucking mental? what is wrong with you? its FUCKING STEAMED VEGETABLES AND CHICKEN. how is it a trap?
>> Anonymous
Just make sure you tell them "no msg" for every single entree you order at a chinese restaurant. They put it on EVERYTHING.
>> Anonymous
>>133705
you're right OP, I get the same feeling. I think theyre forming the vegetables from pork fat using thier crafty chinese ways to make them look like vegetables. those squinty eye bastards.
>> Anonymous
Dont eat it then? How fucking braindead are you. Where is the gun pointing at your head? If you're that paranoid go cook it yourself at home.
>> Paranoid
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>>133718

sometimes i feel i need a break from the whole, look at me im captain fitness im going to cook myself a pot of fucking self-esteem, so i order takeout (still try to make it healthy ya know)
>> Anonymous
>>133722

I'm not saying "dont eat it ever". If you want to eat it, eat it. But if you're paranoid its worse for you than it says it is, which is generally true, then cut back a bit in the day and/or exercise more.
>> Paranoid
>>133731

kay. and the next time i have an broccoli, i will make sure to look over my shoulder in case a ninjar is sneaking up.
>> Anonymous
Also, Ninjas don't come from China.
>> Anonymous
I feel the same way, OP.

I'll get Honey chicken, Orange Chicken, or Empress Chicken. All the stuff I love, but I feel like I've ruined the day when I eat the stuff.

I want to give it up, but it tastes so good and it will be the only tasty thing I'll have out of a week.
>> Paranoid
>>133736

ok and chinese people done eat general tso's chicken and egg rolls all day. who cares ... i say ninja casue its basically chinese to me
>> Anonymous
>>133803
I done eat general tso's chicken either lulz.
>> Anonymous
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>>133705

You're right not to trust them. Chinese food, even food that looks like whole unmolested food, is filled with MSG, salt and oxidized cooking oils like canola or roasted sesame. You don't want any of that shit in your body.

What you can do, however, is what I do. Chop up a chicken breast, steam some quick and easy veggies from frozen, pour on a tablespoon of cold-pressed sesame oil and Chinese all-spice, and you have yourself a healthy alternative.

The only thing is... it takes effort. So... like.. most people aren't going to do it.
>> Anonymous
>>133736
Ninjas come from wherever the fuck they want
>> Anonymous
>>133822
Yes, but the Chinese models are inferior and break easily.
>> Anonymous
>>133803

China is experiencing an obesity epidemic and rising levels of diabeetus...

Also, the Chinese food that's served in North America is very, very different from what the average Chinaman eats in China. Very little of what they eat is deep-fried, it's mostly vegetables, rice, legumes and small amounts of meat and seafood. Nothing remotely resembling what a typical American thinks of Chinese food.

:(
>> Anonymous
>>133824
not to mention the high lead content.
>> Anonymous
The "Chinese" food we get is American-Chinese food. Delicious and deep fried.