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Hi, I eat a shit ton of food and I'm still only 5'5'' and 135 pounds. How can I get taller and why don't I ever gain weight?

I mean my lunch will often consist of an entire Digornio Ultimate 4 Cheese pizza (1900 calories) and yogurt (not what I eat everday, just an example), and then a regular good size dinner later that night, so I figure I usually eat 3000-4000 calories per day, but I still never get any fatter/taller anything. I've been skinny my entire life, and I think I have a pretty fast metabolism. As far as exercise goes, for the last two months I've been going on morning jogs and been playing a little bit of tennis, but I've been on the same sort of diet for a long time where I eat a lot of food and didn't start exercising until recently (pc gamer fag here). I used to take Flovent inhaled steroids when I was like 9-14 for asthma, and I think this might have delayed my growth, but I've got enough facial hair that I have to shave once a week or I get neckbeard, so it's not like I've never entered puberty.

Still, is it normal for a person to be able to eat a huge amount of food and never see anything happen to my body? Is it likely I have fucking tapeworms, do I just have a faster than normal metabolism, or do you think there is any chance I'm storing up food for a growth spurt?

ITT Shortfag hopes he might someday get taller and wonders why he can eat so much.
>> Anonymous
You are Wolverine.
>> Anonymous
was Wolverine a short skinny fag that somehow got magically taller even though he was already pretty much at adult age? FUCK DUDE I'M GONNA GO GET X-RAYS IT'D BE FUCKIN BADASS IF I HAD ADAMANTIUM BONES!
>> Anonymous
>>229467

No, wolverine was always short.
>> Anonymous
for the last two months I've been going on morning jogs and been playing a little bit of tennis,


Thats your fucking fail right there. Don't do any cardio if you want to gain weight.
>> Anonymous
5' 5 and 135? You can't be too skinny, I'm 5' 10 and 120
>> Anonymous
>>229472

I kinda have to do some conditioning for fall sports. I don't just wanna get fat, I wanna stay fit, and gain some weight and height.

>>229475

why would I want to get that skinny? I want muscle.
>> Anonymous
also, are there any sort of dietary guidelines, exercise guidelines as far as maximizing vertical growth potential?
>> Anonymous
>>229488
1. Grow a twin
2. Steal his bones, surgically attach them to your own to make yourself taller
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!
>> Anonymous
>>229495

I NEED SOME SERIOUS ANSWERS HERE MAN, I'VE GOT SOME BIGTIME ADEQUACY ISSUES!
>> Anonymous
>>229488

Height: hardwired into your genes.

No exercise or food on earth will make you any taller.

Learn to like yourself the way you are and learn to get past your dumbfuckiness and realize that their is far more to character and personality than height.
>> Anonymous
>>229505

fuck you. you know what they say, "if god gives you lemons, get a new god". well I need a new god guys. how can i gets tall?
>> Anonymous
>>229517

>>229505
Here.

Fine, then. How old are you? I'll dig up what I can to help.
>> Anonymous
17 inb4 underaged b& I don't give a shit it's a fucking year I'm not going to change that much.

17, dad is 5'10'', mom is 5'5'', brother (19 years old) is 5'11''.

cross between ecto-mesomorph most likely. what else do you need to know?
>> Anonymous
>>229531

That should be enough...but don't take this the wrong way (given that this is 4chan, after all), but what's your ethnicity?

If that's something you don't want to divulge, that's fine.

brb
>> Anonymous
Start weight lifting and increase your eating until you gain weight.
>> Anonymous
>>229538

I'm white. American with primarily German and Danish ancestry but also some Irish, Scottish, Swedish, Norwegian, and a wee bit of Sioux (native american).
>> Anonymous
>>229538

BE RIGHT BACK? HOW LONG AM I GONNA HAVE TO WAIT FAGGOT I WANNA GET SOME SLEEP AT SOME POINT?
>> Anonymous
>>229578

Jesus:

http://rapidshare.com/files/129566357/How_to_Naturally_Increase_your_Height_2_3_Inches_Within_7_Week
s.pdf.html

Best I could come up with.

You try to be nice...
>> Anonymous
>>229581

lol man thanks. the caps lock and faggots are just for comedic effect.
>> Anonymous
>>229583

No problem...

While I wish you the best of luck with the exercises, I hope you would put the bulk of your effort into liking yourself just the way you are.

Garnering respect and recognition from people is more about well-developed character than height.

Take care.
>> Anonymous
>>229449

Some of us are jut fucked when it comes to height. My bio dad is 6 feet tall and I'm 5 foot 7 (age 20).

My fag brother is 15 and he's 6'1'' i'm guessing. Don't know what the fuck happened there.
>> Anonymous
>>229449
>5'5'' and 135 pounds
>I've been skinny my entire life, and I think I have a pretty fast metabolism

wat, 5'5 135 \= skinny. And since you say you get a neckbeard 1 week I would say your done with puberty and most likely 18-19.

tl;dr Your not gonna get taller and need to lose weight
>> Anonymous
>>229635
How is he not skinny? I don't remember when I was 135 lb, but I remember I was 140 lb when I was entering 9th grade, being 5'4".