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Alpha-est Male: Unlike those fake true stories....This is true. Anonymous
he 73-year-old Daniel M'Mburugu was working in his potato garden near Mount Kenya in the centre of the country when the animal, apparently aggressive, hurtled from nearby grass and charged towards him.

"It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping. I froze for some seconds, then it dawned on me that death was staring at me on the face," he told the Standard Newspaper.

M'Mburugu, a peasant farmer, dropped the machete he was carrying and forced his hand into the leopard's mouth, pulling out its tongue in an act of self-defense, according to the report in the daily.

"A voice, which must have been from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand into its wide open mouth, I obeyed," he said, explaining that the leopard sank its teeth into his wrist, but would not let go.

As the struggle continued, M'Mburugu realized that the animal's "breathing was belabored", prompting him to keep pulling the tongue.

Villagers only responded when the animal lay dying and he gained instant status as a village hero, the paper said.
>> Anonymous
BOOORRIIINNGG!!!!

Did he proceed to kill a thousand men with the leopard's tongue? . . . NO he didn't

GTFO
>> Anonymous
I seriously doubt that you can grab and hold a tongue in such a manner. It would have slipped an hundred times. Also, lol jaws. Teeth wouldn't have "sank into his wrist". His wrist would have been god damn crushed.
>> Anonymous
>>55188
The story didn't mention he was blind.

What he heard was the noxious roar of a heifer's rump. He essentially massaged her prostate until she collapsed from ecstasy.
>> Anonymous
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>>55189

>>her prostate