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tattoo? paprika
I'm considering getting a tattoo, but I'm not sure where to get one. So... I'm an average teenage girl who is not model skinny or star jones obese. I need to get one where my parents can't find it. I was thinking.. butt, lower hip to the side, or underneath the breast. Any suggestions? I don't want it to sag in the future...
>> Anonymous
Don't get a tattoo. Seriously. And teens that get tattoos are just trying to act rebellious any way they can so they can feel hard. Either you will get old and fat and gray and it will look shit ass ugly, or you will pay to have it painfully removed. Don't make a mistake. Don't be a tatfag.
>> Anonymous
if you get into a car crash, when the EMTs cut off your clothes to put your organs back where they belong, they will TOTALLY see your tattoo and tell your parents. and then they will disown you and you will become a hooker to pay for the hospital bills.
>> Anonymous
Courtney?

Also.

If you get a tramp stamp you will be seen as a sex object and have no right to complain about men treating you like a piece of meat. But you can do it if you want.


tramp stamp or around hip looks the hottest. Look up Lela Star.
>> paprika
haha i actually watch porn... and i actually heard of her before. It's more of a spiritual thing. I'm going for something symbolic of my beliefs...not my name and phone number on my ass
>> Anonymous
>>90928
Tattoo on ass = slut.

100% of men see it this way. If you get one knowing this, you are a slut.

It's like a guy wearing rainbow colored leather pants and trying to say he's straight.
>> Anonymous
Ob/Gynos the world over snigger at women whose dolphins turned to whales during pregnancy. They just don't say it because they have to present a professional bedside manner.

>>90928
Here's the clue phone, sweetheart: If something is fucking spiritual to you, you would not degrade it by making a cheap ink depiction of it in your body. People who have MUM with a love heart tattooed on their upper arms? Probably haven't even phoned their mothers for the past ten years, and probably calls her a whore and a bitch whenever drunk. People with tattooed crosses? Most likely NOT Christian. Totem animals? You don't get to fucking choose them, they're assigned to you. For all you know, your Totem name could have been Spotted Duck Feather. Maori tribal tattos? I highly doubt any Maori living today has such a deep connection to their land and understands the meaning behind the tattoos that were once meant to be jade jewellery designs.
>> Anonymous
I've been trolling all day but for this post I won't troll. I will try to actually be helpful. Dear OP. Don't fucking do it. Seriously.
>It's more of a spiritual thing
No. Just don't do it. Seriously.
>> Anonymous
i'm not trolling either. tattoo's are fucking stupid, you're either trying to be a tuf guy or a whore.
>> Onee-chan !!dBwbrk+4DwV
Don't listen to the rest of /fit/. But god DAMNIT, make sure its something you fucking LOVE. Don't get some abstract bullshit, or a heart, or a cross, just because you think it's cute. This will be with you for the rest of your damned life, make sure you don't regret it in a month, a year, a decade, or even a generation. Make sure it's something you will always love.

Also, get it a bit bigger than you want it to be. In a decade it will be just the size you want it, and it won't look like blurry crap. I don't have any tattoos myself, but my older sister is severely inked with two sleeves, a thigh, a calve, a back piece, and her hands, all full of beautiful colours and designs that mean so much to her.

Oh, also make sure you get a great artist, not just a good one. Look at their portfolio extensively. You might even want to look into a specialist for what you want. I realize I haven't answered your question, but whatever.

ps. Star Jones is a stick now.
>> Anonymous
small of your back. give those random faceless men something pretty to look at while they plow you in the ass for $50 and you try to replace the gaping void your paternal abandoment issues left.
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>>90926
You.
>> Anonymous
jesus christ you guys are a bunch of cunts. thankfully, some people aren't as shall as you guys are and have inner spiritual motivations. for example, THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
>> Anonymous
Once you gain weight, or lose weight.
It'll look freakin ugly.
Also, you'll look like a hoe once you're 50 years old with a wrinkly tattoo on your ass
>> Anonymous
>>90976
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>> Anonymous
>>90984

Har har har har. What a joke.
>> Anonymous
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>>90976
Tramp stamp FTW
>> Anonymous
What is the point?
1. Indigenous tribal ceremonies, rites, and affiliation.
2. Gang and prison bullshit.
3. Jew in a concentration camp.
4. Cosmetic. You're basically trying to impress people by permanently getting scribbles on your skin. This is the most idiotic, superficial bullshit
>> Anonymous
For a while I seriously thought about getting some philosophical shit tattooed on my arm. But then I realized that it was pointless, retarded cosmetic bullshit
>> Anonymous
I agree with some anons itt, I hate tattoos. My best friend went to prison (he deserved it though), and basically it was if he didnt join an in-prison gang, he would die. he got covered in tattoos and they all look like shit
>> Anonymous
>>91431
i'll simplify that list for you:
1. pointless primitive gay nigger shit
2. gay nigger shit
3. jews
4. gay nigger shit

so basically no reason for a white man to get a tattoo. and a white girl? only if it's on the small of her back in order give those random faceless men something pretty to look at while they plow her in the ass for $50 and she tries to replace the gaping void her paternal abandoment issues left.
>> Anonymous
>>91421

Oh fucking wow. Sadly it could've been a decent tattoo if she'd have just had from "Three things..." onward. And the font smaller. Like, much smaller.
>> Anonymous
All of you deriding tattoos are just too exposed to the bad ones.

Consider subtle tattoos; small tattoos as a reminder of an event or person, a physical representation of something personally meaningful that you don't necessarily use as an attention magnet. Those are the good tattoos. Granted, few people use them in this way.

I'm thinking of getting something along these lines eventually. A small symbol on the thigh or the neck, below the shirt line.
>> Anonymous
>>91421
so you basically gave your dude something to read during doggy?
>> Anonymous
I have that passage on my bathroom wall...
>> CrossFitter !!B/qKSvIDE0V
>>91421
I wonder how many guys have lol'd at that while ramming her up the pooper.

>>91674
To deter yourself from fapping while in the shower?