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Anonymous
this is a serious question. I get constipated. I only take a shit like twice a week. A couple of days ago it wouldn't come out, so I sat for like an hour and pushed with all my butt muscles until finally something came out. It was long and hard and at the very end there was blood. about ten minutes ago I took another shit, this time it was as if I gave birth to a child, I shit out at least two pounds. after I wiped I noticed my shit was pink/brown, then I wiped again, and it was red. Do I have hemorrhoids? should I worry about this? it doesn't hurt my ass, but I am worried I might have damaged my tight hole. :(
>> Papirkurv !!ufC+EOK+aTQ
sounds like anal cancer. you need fiddys vatamyn water.
>> yo
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yo man where did u get ur suit
>> Anonymous
No, you tore your anal sphincter. Eat moar fiber, moar regularly
>> Anonymous
when you push really hard you often rip open blood vessels in your ass.
>> Anonymous
Stop having gay sex
>> Anonymous
Dude, I've been there, and its going to be ok. Here's how to fix it:

1.) take a fiber supplement
2.) eat a banana every day
3.) use witch hazel on a tissue to clean your butthole after you're done wiping (this will clean it to prevent hemorrhoids)
4.) stop eating hot dogs

Good luck!
>> Anonymous
>>172677
how funny

k this comes from my med school girlfriend:
you need to have a better dietj, more fiber, more vegetables, so that dumbass saying wipe fucking witch hazel, ignore him

you can't prevent hemmorrhoids by wiping your shithole

hemmorrhoids are due to increased pressure in the veins of the rectum due to straining to poop

so if you wanna prevent hemmorrhoids you need to eat a high fiber diet so your poo is softer and you don't have to strain to shit
>> Anonymous
>>173461

What this guy said.

Try eating only fruit, nuts, and vegetables for 1-3 days. My guess is that your diet consists mostly of bread and meat. I guarantee that after doing what I said you will have an easy to pass, mushy shit. When I did it I was surprised that my shit smelled like a baby's. When your shit smells like baby shit you know you're doing something right.

So yeah, just eat your fill of bananas, walnuts, apples, sunflower seeds, oranges, and/or whatever else you can find.
>> Anonymous
>>173473
My shit smells like dead people, but that might just be because I love beef.
>> Anonymous
>>173481

Pretty much. Meat can be good in small quantities but it shouldn't be the main part of every single meal. Get enough to feed your muscles and then go to other sources of nutrients.
>> MaddoxMan !!pvgYyl5+noK
ITT: Everyone gets trolled, I've seen this same thread 10 times this week... fuck lol.