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Anonymous
Do you guys have some tips to grow taller? I'm about 5"7 to 5"8.

Pic unrelated.
>> Anonymous
no
>> Kanader
Get adopted by taller parents
>> Anonymous
>>31927
>>31928
Thanks for the help.
>> Anonymous
>>31931
what the fuck do you want? there's no fucking way, faggot, get used to your height.
>> Henrik
I heard that if you get cut in half, when they sew you back together you're taller.
>> Anonymous
>>31936
I want to be taller, that's what I want.
And I was just being curious if there was some ways to be taller faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>31941

Stilts
>> Anonymous
>>31944
Thanks for the idea, I will try it.
>> BOwen !i7E4yRzZEQ
>>31941
Do SQUATZ.

Lots of them.

With very heavy weights.

Form doesn't matter.

Do whatever it takes to squat as much weight as you can.
>> Anonymous
>>31941
NO, there is no other way to be taller faggot, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>31941
i think you mean "to be A taller faggot"
without the article there, your sentence might confuse people.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>31948
Lol.

Also, get a chihuahua, platform shoes, and a top hat.
>> Anonymous
>>31948
this anon speaks the truth. squats, lots of them.
>> Anonymous
>>31923
Do yoga, especially spinal related yoga. Better posture, and lengthening the spine will make you taller.
>> Anonymous
>>31962
>will make you LOOK taller

fix'd
>> Anonymous
eat healthy. hope you have good luck
>> Anonymous
>>31970
Thats all that matters. Plus good posture will make you seem more important.
>> BOwen !i7E4yRzZEQ
>>31970
Actually, serious post here, I did in fact gain some height after my physical therapy sessions I had awhile back. Some of it might have been general growth (Although I had pretty much stopped growing by that point)...apparently, my posture was so bad (not to mention I have an unfortunate abnormality in my spine...not sure off hand exactly what it is, but it contributes to poor posture and a *slight* hunching) that I was literally unable to stand up to my full height before all my therapy.

That said, I still didn't gain height, but I "effectively" did. I was a very extreme case at that point though, and I still didn't even gain an inch.

tl;dr suck it up, you're fucking short, and unless mother nature intends for you to be taller, you wont be. Deal with it.
>> Anonymous
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Use this OP.
>> Anonymous
Also, be sure that you don't breed. Don't wanna bring any more shorties into the world, after all.
>> BOwen !i7E4yRzZEQ
>>31990
True fact. Or if you do breed, do it with a tall chick. At least give your offspring some chance of not being short.

Signed,
Mr. 5'7" (and his 5'10" girlfriend)
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>31995
Lol, that's what my dad did. He's 5'6" and my mom is 5'10" while I turned out 5'8"
>> Anonymous
>>31941
you're fucking annoying gay faggot ass sarcasm is not appreciated, you short piece of shit
>> svenska
who gives a shit how tall they are? Seriously, if you're above 5'3 or so (for males), what does it matter?
>> Anonymous
They have leg surgeries that make you taller. Or certain drugs.
>> Anonymous
>>32008

Now that's a victory right there.
>> Anonymous
I'm 6' 0". You niggers all suck.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
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>>32037
Hell to da yeah!
>> Anonymous
Put the cake on a high ledge.
>> Anonymous
>>31995
That's fucking stupid. You must look like a scrawny little piece of shit standing with your woman.The man must always be taller than the woman.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>32052
More like manlier. If you're a short guy and you have a tall woman then you must be doing something right.
>> Anonymous
>>32064

I wouldn't want to date a manly woman ever.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
>>32065
I meant it makes you a manlier man. You don't need height to gain a woman.
>> Anonymous
Hae OP, have a serious response:

Check out a forum called 'Short support'. Sounds sappy, I know, but some helpful hints there. They recommend a program [google "height increase be taller forever"] which is basically an intensive spine stretching and posture correcting program. Unproven, but I assume you wouldn't mind giving things a go.

Also: cardio, sleep, and a balanced diet.
>> Anonymous
stand on your tippy toes
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>32052

I have the excuse that I'm asian, and I bagged a white chick.
>> Anonymous
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THE RACK!
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>32315

Chinamen actually do this. We'll snap your femur and ankle bones, set them slightly apart, and let them grow back longer.

Repeat 5x times for about an inch, I believe.
>> Anonymous
>>32052

Idiot. You and your fucking gender roles.

What about short-as-fuck guys or tall-as-fuck women? Also, what if a guy meets an amazing girl who happens to be 5 inches taller than him? Should he just not date her because OMG SHE'S TALLER THAN ME?

Tall women ftw. I'm only 5'8" but my gf is 6'0" and she is SO HOT. I've never felt inadequate around her, and none of our friends have any problem with the height difference.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>32323

Although I'm in the same boat (5'8" with 5'11" girl), I will not ask my girl to get something that's too high for me to reach.

Because that's just emasculating, man.
>> Anonymous
>>32319

That surgery is sometimes done in the U.S. but I think only for treatment of dwarfism.

What the hell is wrong with being 5'7 or 5'8 when the average woman is like 5'5 anyway? Just date women who don't wear high heeled shoes.
>> Anonymous
>>31923
biking
yoga
stretching
>> Anonymous
if oyu're over 22 ish there's no chance usually by then the spine's settled in a manner of speaking
but till then do anything that takes pressure off and stretches the spine, swiming, biking, yoga, basic stretching.
pressure forces it to settle faster kinda
>> Anonymous
>>31952
LOLOLOLOLOLOL FUCKING WIN. WELL PLAYED ANON LOL CLASSIC SIMPSONS HAHAHAHA