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Heidi Montag !s8i2ogqIUA
MY OVARIES HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
FUUUUUCK
>> Anonymous
Sounds like you had to be told twice.
>> Heidi Montag !s8i2ogqIUA
Don't joke around. I am doubled over in pain, here.
>> Anonymous
Sounds like you had to be told thrice
>> Anonymous
Might as well do some SQUATZ.
>> Anonymous
>>327655

I'm doubled over in laughter.
>> Spencer Pratt
KITCHEN NAO
>> Anonymous
Look OP. So your ovaries are punishing you. What the shit do you want us to do about it?

You don't list any useful information to help us diagnose anything other than pain in the ovaries. You don't give us general health details that you think we might find relevant.

All you come in here doing is saying FFFFUUUUUUUUCK. Which certainly doesn't help us figure much out other than the fact that your ovaries ain't feeling too happy today.
>> Anonymous
hot water bottle? :3
>> Anonymous
>>327651
Buttsecks?
>> Heidi Montag !s8i2ogqIUA
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>>327661
>> Anonymous
>>327673

Because your accuracy really improves when your ovaries feel like a ton of broken bricks.
>> Anonymous
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Here you go
>> Anonymous
This thread makes me think about tentacle sex.
>> Heidi Montag !s8i2ogqIUA
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>>327682
Already taken 4 painkillers. No use.
>> Anonymous
A few sips of vinegar should help.
>> Tarzan !3GqYIJ3Obs
Falcon punch?
>> Anonymous
Get pregnant, instant fix.
>> Anonymous
I've heard that rubbing anti rheumatic gel over genitalia and are above one that hurts helps, but I'm no gynecologist.
>> Anonymous
And you thought you'd ask Dr Anonymous for help?
>> Heidi Montag !s8i2ogqIUA
>>327686
Seriously? What is the medical reasoning behind this?
>> Anonymous
>>327710
It drives the devil out of you.
>> Anonymous
Things that help include birth control, orgasm
seriously
>> Anonymous
Okay, hold on: did it just start hurting randomly? Or is it because of cramps? Or what?

You really do need to list more stuff in order to get some advice. If it's because of your period, use a heat pad / rice pack / hot water bottle and put it on your lower stomach just above your pelvic region. That'll help with any cramps you might be having. Something that'll help you the next time you're getting close to "that time of the month," I would suggest buying some primrose pills. They're little gel capsules with primrose oil in them. They supposedly help with cramps.
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
You need 100cc of semen, stat!
>> Anonymous
Could be your ovaries releasing eggs (some women can feel it, however, its usually a pinching feeling, not extreme pain).

Could be ovarian cysts or ovarian cancer. If you're doubled over, go to the hospital instead of posting where you're going to be mocked.
>> Anonymous
Hi Heidi Montag I like your music.

Oh and OP is a transgender.