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Anonymous
Hey /fit/,
I fart a lot. I probably bust ass every 5 minutes after holding it in all day at work.

The problem is, I'm going to a dinner party on Sunday, and I don't want to be gassy by then.

What things should I not eat so I'm not busting ass the whole time?
>> Anonymous
>>129473
stop eating so much bread
>> Anonymous
There's pills that prevent flatulence for several hours. But be warned, there is a catch: they work by expelling all your gases shortly after you take the pill. This means you fart like mad shortly after ingesting the pill, but after that you won't be gassy for a few hours.
>> Anonymous
take a shit sometimes, once a day would be okay
>> Anonymous
How much of an idiot are you? Stop drinking soda and eating foods that make you gassy.

If you have to fart EXCUSE YOURSELF AND GO TO THE BATHROOM TO DO SO.

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