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When Michael Phelps swims, he doesn't swim forward, the pool moves backwards.
>> Anonymous
When Michael Phelps jumps in the water, Michael Phelps doesn't get wet. Water gets Michael Phelps.
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps was designed by the Navy to function as the new Nimitz class engine.
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps trains in a pool full of sand because water is for bronze medal pussies.
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps craps out Energizer batteries.
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Michael Phelps swims because he's too gay to do a real sport.
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps doesn't take steroids.
His blood is so high in testosterone it's sold to bodybuilders.
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps eats protein in the form of dicks.
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps swam out of his mothers vagina in 4.5 seconds which is a world record. The previous world record was 5 seconds which was also set by Michael Phelps.
>> Anonymous
I like where this is going...
>> Anonymous
The only thing that can defeat Michael Phelps is another Michael Phelps.
>> Anonymous
The new russian cavitational effect torpedoe was designed after Michael Phelps.
>> Anonymous
Scientists have recently had to rewrite Newton’s Three Laws of motion-

I.Newton’s First Law is wrong: Even if an external force is applied to Michael Phelps he will remain in the Michael Phelps state of motion.

II.Newton’s Second Law now states: The relationship between an any object’s mass and its acceleration is the force Michael Phelps applies to them.

III.Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to Michael Phelps’ butterfly stroke.
>> Anonymous
The lotus plant was genetically designed with Michael Phelps skin genes.
>> Anonymous
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Michael Phelps pajamas.
>> Anonymous
When you say "no one's perfect", Michael Phelps takes this as a personal insult.
>> Anonymous
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Michael Phelps once outswam Bruce Lee.
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Stop it.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
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Michael Phelps gives Chuck Norris swimming lessons on the weekends.
>> Anonymous
Fred Phelps > Michael Phelps.
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps suffers from clinical depression. He would drown his sorrows, but his sorrows are internationally renowned competitors in freestyle, backstroke and butterfly.
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I love this one.