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Anonymous
Ok, here are some protips: Shower everyday, preferably in the morning so you will be freshest around women. Get a fucking haircut Brush your teeth every day, three times a day Be very nice to women, and others around women Have some self confidence and preject yourself. Talk to girls, ask them for their number, be funny, be friendly, and act like its no big deal. Goes with above: Be casual about things Dress nicely/fashionably. In b4 shallow conformist douchebag, but, wear nice clothes if you can afford them. Shop at Hollister, A&E, PacSun, Abercrombie, Anchor Blue, etc. Most people have some sort of moral confliction with wearing clothes from these places, and here's the deal. Get over it. No one gives a FUCK where you bought your clothes, what they will care about is whether you look like you can dress nicely, and the ladies like it. Try styling your hair. You don't need to have some wacky douche bag hair cut, but try different things and find something less plain. Act cool, or look interesting. If you are a hopelessly boring person, show them a hobby. I used to have some problems with this, until I brought my guitar school and started playing in front of people. (it works best when you don't suck) Don't ever let anyone know that you lurk the chans, don't give any sign that you may be a hopeless geek/douche. In fact, it is best that you put these parts of your life behind you completely. USE DEODORANT. Chicks don't like guys that smell. Wear clean shoes, for the love of god. Keep tabs on facial/body hair. Don't grow a beard just to have one when it looks like scraggly pubic bullshit. Shave your fucking dick and sack, chicks HATE that shit.If you have abs, shave your chest and stomach, show them off. If you have a body worth being shirtless, try to tan. Use hand lotion. Chicks hate smelly, salty, rough and dried out hands. Be social. Go to parties, find a clique to hang out with, go to clubs, shows, concerts, local events, whatever.
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