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Anonymous
Guys I have a date this weekend and I want to feel good about myself. What's the best way to lose 20 pounds in 2 days.
>> Anonymous
You probably don't need both your legs; cut one off.
>> H.I.T.Man
>>11598
Protip:Don't eat your date.
>> Anonymous
Just cut a hole in your abdomen, stick the tube from your vacuum cleaner in, and go to town.
>> Anonymous
just buy some nice clothes

she probably already has seen you so you made it past the first hurdle