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The Tapeworm Diet - All Natural Weight Loss

You take one or two cysts and then the worm will attach to the wall of your small intestine. It will grow over the
course of three months to a length of three feet. Then around day 85 you will take a dose of medicine to kill the
worm. Then you let your body rest for a month and decide if you want do it again. You do this until you have
achieved your weight loss goals!

Is this awesome? Y/N?
>> Anonymous
Fo real homes? shit be bangin!
>> Anonymous
I'd do it if it actually worked.
>> Anonymous
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Hay Guyz!

Wut's goin' on in this
thread?
>> Anonymous
that's fucked. why don't you just binge off ecstasy for a month and lose more?
>> Anonymous
>>96582
Oh I don't know.
Maybe because it costs more?
Or because you might have a heart attack?
Or because you WILL have brain and liver damage?
Seriously are you comparing a relatively harmless albeit disgusting parasite with a deadly poison?
>> Anonymous
>>96584

Um, tapeworm eggs can enter your bloodstream and end up anywhere, including your heart and brain.
>> Anonymous
>>96584
You know you're an idiot right?
>> Anonymous
>>96585
How? You shit em out.
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*v*
>> Anonymous
>>96585

sauce
>> Anonymous
>>96595
I'm not>>96585but here is your sauce http://www.merck.com/mmhe/sec06/ch089/ch089g.html btw, everybody ITT who did not know this is an idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>96608

an idiot for not know the egg laying cycles of tapeworms? yeah what a cunt i am. I'll burn my diploma because i didnt know the FUCKING BIRTH CYCLE OF AN INTESTINAL FUCKING PARASITE.

DIE IN A FIRE.
>> Anonymous
>>96619
Ignorant fuck
>> Anonymous
>>96619
lol, your an idiot not just because you didn't know it, but didn't believe it either. I know you think that doesn't make you an idiot, but just think about how the other people in this thread did know it and then you will realize you are an idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>96651
your= you're
>> Anonymous
not to forget that once you are infected you will shit out a ton of infective eggs that can infest other humans again through the water cycle.
Tapeworm infection can be a legal issue, depending where you live. You might need to register with the health authorities due to the dangerous nature of the infection.