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SERIOURSLY! HELP!!!SNORING LIKE PIG!!! Anonymous
Hey Guys, Is there have any good way to STOP someone SNORE like a fucking pig? Seriously, my bf is sleeping next to me now and SNORING so fucking loud!! and i got 3 exams tomorrow morning, i so need some sleep so much! and i cant handle this anymore! I want to find a way to stop this!!Cos I cant sleep all the time cos of this reason!!
Please Help!!

PS:Please, no Advising or random stupid jokes, that's not helping! Thanks!
>> Anonymous
>PS:Please, no Advising

You won't get any replies if you don't want advice.
Also: ask a fucking doctor
>> Anonymous
SLEEP IN ANOTHER ROOM, RETARD. YOU'LL FAIL ANYWAY. NOBODY HAS 3 EXAMS IN ONE DAY. NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET. I GOT TROLLED. SAGE.
>> Anonymous
Kill him
>> Anonymous
don't sleep near him
>> Anonymous
Pillow on face.
>> Theodore Roosevelt
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>> Anonymous
Yes OP. For one, wake him up when he snores, because it isn't a healthy way to breath, and its affecting the quality of your sleep, and believe or not, his as well. Tell him to raise his head up or sleep on his sides, because he needs to reposition himself so that his airways are unobstructed. Try Breath Right nasal strips to increase the amount of air flow he gets through his nose. If he is still snoring bad, he needs to go to a doctor and get a referral to a dentist for a splint or the like. Good luck on your tests.
>> Anonymous
>>319164

Listen to this anon. He seems to be one fine gentleman.

I suppose you prefer consensual sex with your wife in the missionary position as well, yes?
>> Anonymous
>>319141
fucking laughed out loud. Not sure why.
>> Anonymous
>>319171
>I suppose you prefer consensual sex with your wife in the missionary position as well, yes?

Although I enjoy helping people take better care of themselves, the fact is that behind my altruistic exterior, I am a true deviant who loves consensual sex with my wife in the missionary position for purposes of procreation. Someone help me.
>> Anonymous
>>319184
HILARIOUS, HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?
>> Anonymous
>>319184
You are a comedic genius.
>> Anonymous
roll him over onto his stomach.
>> Anonymous
Try a humidifier and tell him to pick his nose (seriously, it might work).