Hi /fit/I want to know what is the cause of my irregular feces size that comes out of me? other time its small like cat shit and other times i lay one out without breaking like a 18 inch fat cock thats been up there which it hasn't. Is it what I'm eatting or just how bad i hold it out so my waste compress into hard and thick logs shooting out?
Eat more fibre.Oatmeal porridge for breakfast will set you up for a Rolls Royce shitting experience after about a week.
>>230387I REALLY don't want to shit a Rolls Royce...
>>230399I was referring to the ride quality of a Rolls Royce. You'll hardly notice you've had a shit, and you'll do a doubletake when you look at how clean the paper is.
>>230408I tend to bleed when I poop...
>>230437You need to quit sticking things in your pooper.
>>230437Again, because you're not getting enough fibre. If shit is important enough to you to be starting threads over, you owe it to yourself to try out the deluxe shitting option that is regular fibre.
what is best fiber? the pirate guy one?
Why the feck does OP care?
>>230437also you may be pushing it out too hard, I used to have that problem alot when I was like 13 and my mom told me that's what it was... took my time and haven't had a problem since. (now 25)
>>230660So when your taking a dump, push the crap out really hard like your giving birth. or let it come out naturally?
>>230660Is your mum a doctor? >_> Because that sounds like a load of bullshit to me...