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Anonymous
Go North to chilly woodland areas. Duct tape your legs together such that you can't separate them no matter how hard you try. Starve yourself. When you see a bear, subdue said bear with your bare hands, then eat the bear and use his coat to warm you (skin with your bare hands). Keep yourself alive on berries and dead bears for a month, rip the duct tape binding your legs to smithereens with your newly hulkish arms, and then victory rape a Canadian. Any Canadian will do--we all know Canadians have no souls -__^. Post pictures of your adventures on /fit/.
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