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I just popped one of these in the micro. How long will I have to walk to burn off it?
>> Anonymous
at least an hour and a half, more than that if you're really just walking.

tl;dr don't eat it
>> Anonymous
>>157111
How in the hell is that tl;dr?
>> Anonymous
11 miles
>> Anonymous
>>157114
because anyone lazy enough to eat that shit won't read more than three words
>> Anonymous
wtf IS that?
That's gonna eff up your body for days...
>> Anonymous
OP here. Mound of eggs, 3 slices of bacon, 3 sausage links, 2 hashbrowns, 3 pancakes.
>> Anonymous
Thirding the "what the shit is that?!"
>> Anonymous
1000 calories is about half your daily intake. that's bad shit

jw, but what is it?
>> Anonymous
lol, I just read it. 231% daily colesterol. Enjoy your NNNNGGGG.
>> Anonymous
>>157107

About seven miles if you walk briskly (4-5 mph).

>>157125
>>157124
>>157120

It's a Hungry Man XXL frozen breakfast. Over one pound of fatty sausage, bacon, pancakes, hashbrowns and scrambled eggs. It's a minor /ck/ meme that we throw around over there.
>> Anonymous
This better have like Crack sprinkled on top of it or someshit
>> Anonymous
jesus fuck.

enjoy your cardiac arrest.
>> Anonymous
I bet it tasted good.

At the time..
>> Anonymous
throwup that shit! NOW!
>> Anonymous
Haha, Hungry Man Breakfast, that shit should be illegal.
>> Anonymous
I don't think walking will burn off that much. That's almost a day's worth of food intake. I recommend getting that thing as far away from your ass AS POSSIBLE.
>> Free Pepsi !!iXxa+hO94Mg
I lol'd
>> Margaret
>>157133
And they call it XXL for a reason... Phew. Enjoy. :/
>> Anonymous
Those DV percentages are for a 2,000 calorie diet. Really big guys need a LOT just for maintenance, and if they're blue collar workers, even more.

Still, that shit is heinous.
>> Anonymous
>>157125
are you kidding?
>> Anonymous
can you imagine taking a shit after that?
>> Margaret
>>157551
O_o;; Oh God. Yeah... Good luck with that one.
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>> ?????
>>157535
notice how the recommended cholesterol intake doesn't change with the calories per day
>> Anonymous
It's fine if you're active.

If you lay around and don't do anything, then you'll feel greasy for about a day.
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>> Anonymous
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i can beat it.

Baskin Robbin’s Large Heath Bar Shake (32 oz)

2,310 calories
266 g sugar
108 g fat (64 g saturated)

Let’s look at America’s Worst Drink in numbers:

73: The number of ingredients that go into this milkshake.
66: The number of teaspoons of sugar this drink contains.
11: The number of Heath Bars you would have to eat to equal the number of calories found in one Baskin Robbins Large Heath Bar Shake.
8-12: The average number of minutes it takes to consume this drink.
240: The number of minutes you’d need to spend on a treadmill burning it off, running at a moderate pace.
>> Anonymous
>>157540
Depends on height, activity, etc but yes 2,000 calories is the recommended amount for the average male. I think it's 1,800 for females.
>> Anonymous
>>157773

Jay Leno talked about that shit yesterday. hahahah
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>It's a Hungry Man XXL frozen breakfast. Over one pound of fatty sausage, bacon, pancakes, hashbrowns and scrambled eggs

Dude im pretty sure itd be alot healthier if you just MADE that shit instead of eating the prefabricated crap. Youd be surprised.

Honestly! even with all that shit it only has 36g of Protein? God thats not even worth it. Better off eating a fatburger off the local food pit/truck
>> Anonymous
>>157806
don't you be sayin' nuthin bad bout my fluff! shit is the nectar of the gods.