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Anonymous
Fuck waxing. It took me a total of 12 hours, spread over 2 days, to completely wax my hairy body. There were parts that were okay, like most of the chest. And then there were parts that went like *rrrrip* OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FFFFUUUUUU... like the inner thighs. Do I need to mention the area between the sack and the butthole? The ass and the butthole were probably most awkward, spent good 3-4 hours going just that, squatting above a mirror on the floor, and using was strips cut down to 1x3" or even smaller. And finishing a lot with tweezers anyway. Also, the ballsack was all tweezers, because when I think of waxing it, I immediately have this vision of the sack ripping open and my balls falling out, and get this terrible cold feeling radiating from the general ballsack area through the rest of the body.
In the end, I feel pretty torn about this. The results were absolutely DE-LI-CIOUS, and lasted for well over 6 weeks. I seriously felt like standing in front of a full mirror, and fapping furiously to the image and feeling of my smooth hairless body. On the other hand, that was too much fucking bother to consider it again. Why can't we have nice things? :(
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