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Anonymous
I dunno how relevant this is, but it's really the closest board I can find without getting spammed with TITS OR GTFO.
But I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, and I think I need to finally man up and get a girlfriend.
Only problem is, I have no idea how to woo a girl. I've never really had time to before, so I have absolutely NO experience.
I'm not terribly picky, and there are already a couple girls I like that I know a little.
So what are some good ways to woo a girl? Help me out, please!
Also, in before underage b&
>> Anonymous
just get really involved in whatever passion you have whether it be kung fu, skateboarding, whatever... choose something and give it your all. girls will find this incredibly attractive
>> Anonymous
Get a 'practice girlfriend' first before you move onto the girls you actually want. She can be fat or ugly, doesn't matter. Just practice conversation, be chatty, and learn how to groom yourself, you should be fine.
>> Anonymous
Im going to assume you have a friend in a similar circumstance, go to the bars and clubs, make small talk with women there, about their day, why their out tonight, what they like to do, if you click you should know what to do from there, protip: dont be scared of rejection, turn around and go talk to someone else.
>> Anonymous
>>227553
hey look, good advice. Also, become good friends with them first. Find out what they are really like and make sure you actually like them for who they are and not who you made them out to be.
>> Anonymous
Dude, just talk to her. Be confident, happy, give her attention. She'll get the picture. And if you don't come on too strong, but rather casually, she'll probably be more inclined to like you back. After you know her better and you feel she at least thinks of you as a friend, then you can start flirting or whatever.

>>227563
Also, this.

And yeah, rejection happens. Learn to deal.
>> Anonymous
>>227563Me again
>>227567
This for sure. The number one reason guys never come out of the friendzone besides fear, is because they make a XBOXHUEG deal out of asking the girl out, and then they get real scared of your stalker-like mentality. Best way to do it is casually and laid back. Something along the lines of, "Hey, we've been good friends for a while, and I have been wondering if you might want to see if we are a good fit for a romantic relationship together? If not, that's cool. If we try it and it doesn't work we can still be friends just like we are now. There's no pressure, I just wanted to see what you think."
>> Anonymous
>>227572
>>If not, that's cool. If we try it and it doesn't work we can still be friends just like we are now.

Yeah, uh, no. This usually doesn't work out well. Not when you're out of high school, anyway. Well, whatever.

Supporting "practice girlfriend." It's funny that I recommend this, since I don't talk to women. I kind of resent them, actually.
>> Anonymous
>>227555

This. You can be yourself and not have to worry about what she thinks of you, because she's fat and ugly.
>> Beckx
>>227555
Or you could just a friend who is a girl.
>> Anonymous
OP here; I don't think I have the moral aptitude to do that to a girl.
Plus all the practice girls at my school are insanely clingy stalkers.
That or extreme weaboos, to the point that they run around acting out Naruto. What the fuck kind of highschoolers do that?!
>> Anonymous
>>227578
LOL LISTEN TO THE GUY WHO RESENTS WOMEN

The friends thing depends on how far you push the relationship. Really, once you had any practice with women at all you should be able to figure out if it will work or not after a few dates. Simple rule, don't have sex for the first few weeks and that should help prevent weirdness if the dating doesn't work.
>> Anonymous
Be yourself, and ignore the hot ones. 99 times out a hundred, they're the stuck up whores with a huge sense of entitlement. Not to generalise or anything.

Of course, finding that 1 is usually drop dead fucking awesome.
>> DO IT!! TITS OR GTFO
DO IT!!!
>> Anonymous
Don't be afraid of what people think of you, I learned that to late. You need a kind of predatory instinct, you don't have to be mean or a jerk, but you have to know what you want and to take it. I didn't get any play in high school and that's the best time ever too, HS are so easy (hehehe inb4pedobear), but you have to realize girls are people too. They're just as nervous as guys are when it comes to the opposite sex, but you must realize they get a lot of practice. Guys approach girls all the time, so they know how to handle interacting with the opposite sex better than vice versa.
>> Anonymous
Man, this is gonna be tougher than I thought.....
But then again, it's possibly get embarrassed, or to not even kissed a girl before I join the Army.
I'll choose the former..
>> Anonymous
>>227587
I sense you never scored a hot chick?
>> Anonymous
>>227594

Fuck your ego. Worrying about "getting embarassed" is the #1 factor that will prevent you from getting women, and just being successful in general.
>> Anonymous
>>227596
Drop dead fucking gorgeous? Only once, and then I had to listen to her.

The cute ones are much, much, much better. Or nicer in general, anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>227598
Ah I see. Separating cute and hot.
Yeah, hot chicks are bitches. Best to avoid the girls who spend that much time on their appearance, but to go after the ones that are naturally beautiful or "cute."
>> Anonymous
OI OI OI OI! DON'T BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU.

DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU WHO I BELIEVE IN.

BUT BELIEVE IN YOU, WHO BELIEVES IN YOURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLFFFFFFFF!!!
>> Anonymous
>>227587again, remember that they're bloody confusing and change their minds in seconds. So, you know, as Johnston used to scream in my face at the top of his lungs, "DON'T GET FLUSTERED". Every time you think you've got one pinned down in terms of behaviour they'll pull out something new - Hell, one of the girls at work flirts with me non stop and texts me all night but is mysteriously busy whenever I ask her out.
>> Anonymous
>>227613
lol ur practice for filrting that's it
>> Anonymous
First off start with small talk. Don't worry about 'breaking the ice' just keep conversation friendly, be confident and not desperate. Don't try and plan everything cause you can't anticipate everything and your mind will go blank if things don't go how you planned them to.

Become their friend first. If you're stuck in the 'friend zone' you most likely never had a chance with her in the first place as she cares too much about physical appearance (most likely). So ditch the bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>227614
No, she was going out to parties and stuff with me before, and I don't think I showed her my basement full of murdered whores yet.
>> Anonymous
>If not, that's cool. If we try it and it doesn't work we can still be friends just like we are now.

Oh how condescending that sounds. HA HA HA.
>> Anonymous
Just be yourself and show you're interested in her.

Don't say things like "I WANNA FUCK YOU SO BAD", say things like "Hey. You're pretty cute."
>> Anonymous
Actually, don't try to become her friend first. Women are fucking predators who are looking to get taken care of. If you demonstrate to her that you in, even a moderate fashion, will provide for her in anyway without having to give it up, there will be slim chance you will ever leave Lets-Just-Be-Friends-Land.

That and if you're a friend first, she already knows how boring and shallow you really are.
>> Anonymous
>>227717
Contradicts what EVERYONE else has to say in here.
>> Anonymous
the "friends-first" advocates are just idealistic virgins

if you really want to make her your girlfriend you need to act like during the first month of knowing her. You'd be friendzoned any longer than that. It's because that where the uncertainty and mystery are still in place. You become too familiar and comfortable as time passes.

Since you don't make her heart skip a beat anymore, you'll be just friends even though you had an initial attraction.
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc
Oddly enough, I managed to woo a girl once without even noticing it. She kind of just threw herself at me one day.

Apparently she was attracted to my confidance and passion or something.
>> Anonymous
Girl here, so my advice is vagina approved.

Guys who are obviously trying too hard are turn-offs to girls who aren't desperate cunts (though if you want a desperate cunt, go for it). Guys asking for a phone number in the same sentence they introduce themselves, guys who are barely known reaching for a hand or making a "you're pretty" comment out of nowhere, and excessive stalking/gift giving are more creepy than sweet. Do not want.

I believe in the friends first rule, so if a guy shares my interests and is fun to talk to, things will work out. If you're persistent with someone you have nothing in common/wouldn't be friends with, you're doomed to failure.

Then again my hobby is gay porn so what the fuck do I know about sharing a hobby with a boyfriend. I will die alone.
>> Anonymous
>>227745
I like the way you smell.
>> Anonymous
>>227745
can i interest you in some chloroform scented flowers?
>> Anonymous
Talking to girls is as easy as talking to guys. All you have to do is not talk about shit that doesn't bore them to death.

Going on a date is as easy as calling up a buddy and arranging to hang out. Difference is now you're going somewhere to do something fun instead of his house to smoke dope and play dance dance anal rape. then again maybe you know the girl is the stoned DDAR champion of your town. *shrug*.

The important thing on the date is to have fun being together, not planning how to get her into bed. in other words, be sincere and comfortable with yourself and with her, same as if you were hanging with your buddies.

As the date goes on you'll be able to tell from her mood and behavior if she likes you or not. Assuming it goes well, one of a few things will happen:
1. she'll invite you in for a drink. I say don't even let her get to the kitchen, just kiss her and get on with it.
2. she'll stand outside talking, not going in, not sending you away. she wants you to make the first move. give her a kiss but then tear yourself away (don't go in on the first date).
3. she turns you away. oh well, shit happens. it's not always about getting laid, right? Besides you had a good night. Maybe she's testing you and it'll work out next time.

at the very start of your next date kiss her and that will set the mood for the rest of the date.
>> Anonymous
What if I've been friends with her for 7 years? Am I friendzoned yet lol?
>> Anonymous
>>227785
everyone is in a constant state of change thus every relationship changes (whether you want it to or not) so it's possible just dont do something stupid like jumping her the next time you 2 are alone.
>> Anonymous
Just give up on women and start working on being as succesful and good looking you can, with as many interests as possible. That's the only surefire way to get a girlfriend, end of story. The guy who got laid when we jumped from tree to tree was the guy who kicked the ass of everyone around him, but since that doesn't work today, you have to kick the ass of everyone around you by being rich, beautiful and smart. And by smart i mean cunning, not knowing what kind of shoes naruto wore in episode 20203.
>> Anonymous
>>227812
This. The friend zone is often there because you aren't appealing enough (by being attractive or having good accomplishments) to rise above that level. No matter how kind and great and funny you are, not many girls want to date a fat basement-dwelling high school dropout.
>> Anonymous
>>227789
bad advice is bbbbaaaaaaaaaddddddd

trust me, you don't want to wait on that bitch while she goes from douchebag to douchebag and keeps on whining about her boyfriends to you.
>> Anonymous
>>227779
you know, this is good advice, but I notice on my few previous dates its tuff to know if kissing her straight away when you greet her at the second date is appropriate if its your first kiss with her. I dont know if id recommend this part... then again Ive never done it this way so maybe its fine.
>> Anonymous
>>227745
>Girl here, so my advice is deceitful.

fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>227869
Truth
>> Anonymous
Don't get a practice girlfriend. I don't care how fat or ugly she is, that's still no excuse to knowingly go into a relationship where you know that you will break her heart.
>> Anonymous
>>228251
Women are lesser people. Their feelings don't matter.
>> Anonymous
>>227820

Women friend zone men for the exact same reasons men friend zone women.
>> Anonymous
Some of this advice is terrible >_>

>>227812
This sort of, but also keep in mind that it's usually easier to get a girl when you're not really trying anyway. I always find that when I go to a party and I'm not looking round the room thinking about it, but am just having fun and being sociable, I end up pairing up with someone naturally by the end of the night, it's also a lot more fun and a lot less awkward.

>>227779
Decent advice

>>227553
Girls don't like guys who are obsessed with a hobby, being a massive cycling junky with a hugely expensive bike doesn't impress girls, especially when all you can talk about is cycling. But girls do like guys who can keep themselves entertained (a few hobbies, and friends). Get some interests, but not just one, and don't droll on about them.
>> Anonymous
I'm a 23-year-old girl who's never had a boyfriend.

I don't know why I felt the need to tell you this.
>> Anonymous
>>228251

No one said to break her heart, she's just practice. And by your logic, getting into ANY relationship is a bad idea, because if you're not completely sure that you will marry the girl then you'll have to end breaking it off with her. Whats the point of dating if you know you don't want to get married?
>> Anonymous
>>227563
No
Do not become good friends
You bitches fucking whine about the friend zone like there is no tomorrow but you walk right into it.
>> Anonymous
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>>228261

Because you're looking for an Anonymous boyfriend?

BTW, that's me right behind the guy in the front.
>> Anonymous
>>228263
Going out with a girl you already know you're definitely going to break up with isn't cool.
>> Anonymous
>>227563
make sure you actually like them for who they are and not who you made them out to be.

good advice, especially for love-starved ME SO RONERY people
>> Anonymous
>>228268

Wow, you're not very smart. You didn't read anything I wrote, did you?
>> Anonymous
>>228267
Nope, I'm not looking for a boyfriend. I'm just 23 and single.
>> Anonymous
>>228267

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>> Anonymous
>>228261
Your a 43 year old man who has never had a girlfriend. Enjoy your hand.
>> Anonymous
>>228254
That is despicable.
>> Anonymous
>>228277
I did. And if you'll notice, I didn't mention marriage, and I was also careful to use the word "definitely."
>> Anonymous
>>228282
The truth is often harsh.
>> Anonymous
>>228261
Have you ever had a romantic experience before?

Are you even trying? I know a couple of guys in your situation, but not girls.
>> Anonymous
>>228285

I can't explain logic to you. If you're not planning on living with every girl you date forever, then you also know that you're going to have to eventually dump her. Even if it's ended mutually, both people are going to get hurt in some way. I loved my old girlfriend, but I knew realistically that it wasn't going to work out. And I've also had a girlfriend where we were just friends that happened to have sex. A relationship with the opposite sex can involve different things, and for those Anons out there that can't even approach girls that they're interested in, there's nothing wrong with getting a little practice with girls that they're not.
>> Anonymous
Whore.
>> Anonymous
Girls are never virgins because their sluts

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>228328
Yep
>> Anonymous
>>227563

No retard. If you get stuck in the friend zone there's no sex ever.
>> Anonymous
You can get friendzoned even when you flirt because the girl is a slut and thinks flirting is normal chatting.

which is 100% of women belive
>> Anonymous
>>228301
I had a semi-romantic experience once. It was nice, but not something I'd want to keep up with. I enjoy being alone most of the time, and I can't say I'm trying to find a boyfriend.
>> Anonymous
>>228339
Theres no such thing as love, women use that as an excuse to act slutty.
>> Anonymous
>>227555

worst advice ever!
>> Anonymous
>>227555

best advice ever!
>> Anonymous
>>228340
This man has reached enlightenment.
>> Anonymous
>>228406
>>228340
Of course you'd say that. You don't know what love is because nobody loves you (and vice versa).

>>228337
Being friendly is not flirting, you stupid egomaniac.
>> Anonymous
>>228433
Indeed I do not love anyone and no one loves me. I do not believe I am missing out on anything of value.
>> Anonymous
>>228261

gief attentions plox
>> Anonymous
>>227717
>>227737

These guys are right.
>> Anonymous
how to get chicks:

get a lot of money and make it very visible

you're underage b& if you think women care about anything else in a guy
>> Anonymous
>>227545
David DeAngelo, Double Your Dating. Everything you need to know.
>> Anonymous
>Friends first...

1/10
>> Anonymous
>>227822
No no no no. THIS advice is bad, OP. I'm a girl, and although I am not attracted to guys, I can say that talking to girls CAN be easy, especially if you have been friends already. Just make yourself look good (IE work out, get a nice looking haircut, some better clothes, etc) and try it out. If she says no, then well, stuff happens. If she says yes, then just make sure NOT to freak out about it.
>> Anonymous
>>228485
>No no no no. THIS advice is good, OP. I'm a girl, and my vagina makes me babble incoherently

fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>228503
Actually, I disagree with what I said there. I'm sorry,>>228485. I apologize for saying that your vagina babbles incoherently. I only said that because my penis is hard as a rock thinking about your sexy body.
>> Anonymous
seriously, it is about confidence. Looking good and having money helps, but a confident broke loser can bag any bitch he wants. I know because I am a broke loser with a scorching hot girlfriend who pays my bills and loves me. This not a troll, it's true man. Confidence.
>> Anonymous
>>228520
Indeed there is no hope for me.
>> Anonymous
>>228514
Pathetic white knight impersonating a troll to spare anonymous unattainable pussy's feelings.