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Anonymous
Hey /fit/. I'm a pretty miserable human being, and most of my misery revolves around women, and trying to get/keep them, and make them happy. Fuck that.

So I've decided I want to be castrated. How do I go about getting this done as an elective surgery?
>> Anonymous
Best thread I've seen all day.
>> Anonymous
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1.Go around your neighbor hood or local nursery and look for this plant. Angels trumpet or datura.
2. Make a tea out of the leaves and seed pods.
3.Drink it, then think about how much you want to be castrated.
4.?????
5. profit
>> Anonymous
DO NOT do this op you're going to kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
I feel I should oppose, but I like asexuals, because they're productive, but don't breed, but they're not faggots.

Look into chemical castration, I think it's optionally temporary, so if you don't like how it turned out, you can stop taking the medication and reverse it. But like I said, look into it (IANAD etc), and probably get your sperm frozen either way.
>> Anonymous
Could you just tie a piece of string around the top of the sack and wait till they shrivel up and die from lack of blood circulation? They way you wouldn't have to pay an old guy thousands of dollars to play with your sack and probably masturbate while thinking about it later.
>> Anonymous
good luck with that
>> Anonymous
If you wallow in hatred long enough it goes away.

Keep your balls and wait it out.
>> Anonymous
OP, the amount of money it would take to get an elective surgery would be better spent on confidence-boosting classes and life coaches.
>> Anonymous
OP has never seen a dog after it gets " fixed".

You'll find the love of your life and then get depressed because you can't fuck her. lol do it op.
>> Anonymous
>>177299
>confidence-boosting classes and life coaches.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>> Anonymous
enter the BME pain olympics.
>> Anonymous
>>177121
suck it up, fag. everyone goes through periods of ups and downs. there was a time i was so sad i couldn't get laid that i wanted to chop my balls off too but last year i spent in love, and now that she left i'm dating 5 women at once. well, at seperate times during the week. the point is that we all have ups and downs. you are in a down. just endure it and stop crying.
>> Anonymous
pussy
>> Anonymous
>>177131

drink the tea fag.
>> Anonymous
>>177321
ITT: people full of shit

either way DO IT FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
How about you just get your dick fixed. Or just man up and blow your load inside her anyways.
>> Anonymous
Start by trolling around eunuch.org for a few months, as a start.
>> Anonymous
Just kill yourself OP