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Anonymous
So I've been eating a shit load more fiber than I normally used to (read: never), and it's a huge fucking inconvenience.

I'm now taking shits two, sometimes even three times a day. It's a pain in the ass. I preferred it when I only had to take a shit once every two or three days, especially because I'm so anal about being clean back there (pun wasn't intended). I've always spent like, ten minutes wiping back there, even doing a little penetration and dampening some wrapped up toilet paper to make sure I'm completely clean back there. Now that I'm doing it at least twice a day it's become a pain in the ass (this pun was intentional, though isn't literal).

Being healthier is a huge "fuck you" to my schedule.
>> Anonymous
don't really see the point of this thread but just fyi, taking a shit every 2 or 3 days is obscene constipation, i bet you feel a lot better now?
>> Anonymous
>>180837
>>180838
>>180840

Awesome.
>> Anonymous
I don't feel any different. I just find that I'm pooping more.

I know to be "normal" you're supposed to take a crap three times a day, but it's inconvenient and annoying.
>> Anonymous
1. buy moist soapy wipes from Walgreens
2. ???
3. Profit
>> Anonymous
What? Your poops should be nice and clean, requiring little to no wiping. When my fibre intake was high I pooped a few times a day but they were all swift and fresh, so I never had a problem, as opposed to having a tiny bit left that won't fall down and smearing it all over your ass.
>> Anonymous
OMG, because of the 7 without masturbating, this thread gave me a huge boner.
>> Anonymous
*7 days without masturbating [to increase testosterone]

There's so much blood going to my dick that my brain isn't functioning well.