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Anonymous
The girls of my age are so beautiful. I wish i could be the one they can rely on, someone i can cuddle with, cum in their ass and protect them.

So far, being socially akward, unambitious and uncreative didn't get me very far. And everytime i talk to a female i..i..i..m scared. ;_; halp
>> Anonymous
just gots to be smooooth. like aizen.
>> Anonymous
/fit/ please don't flame OP. Social health is just as important as mental and physical health.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>188645

ignore this man, op needs to suicide
>> Anonymous
>>188638
>>188645

Is this a troll because it feels a lot like one
>> Vice !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
Slimy was a young snail. Slimy got sick of staying in its old home. So, one day, Slimy decided to look for a new home.

Slimy travelled for a long time, slowly crawling and searching. To Slimy it felt like a very long and tiring journey but he was determined. Then Slimy reached a garden. It was a beautiful garden with so many flowers and plants. Slimy was so excited when it saw the garden. Slimy wanted to make this place its new home.

The first thing Slimy did when it got to the garden was eat. Slimy was so hungry from all the travelling it did. Slimy found a nice delicious plant to feed on. The leaves were so green and juicy. "Just nice for me, yum !" said Slimy.

Slimy spend the next several days just eating and relaxing until almost all the leaves on that plant was almost gone. "Time to move on to another delicious plant", Slimy thought. That was what Slimy did exactly. It moved on to a new plant. Just about when Slimy wanted to start eating, there was a loud shriek. Slimy peeked out and saw a lady. She looked upset and angry looking at the plant that Slimy had eaten. "Oh, oh ", said Slimy. "This does not look good." Slimy was frighten and hid under a leaf so that the lady cannot see or find it.

The lady searched all over, trying to get the culprit who was responsible for destroying her beautiful plant. Lucky thing for Slimy, she did not see it hiding under the leaf. Unfortunately, some of Slimy's neighbours were not so lucky. The lady caught them and put them all in a bucket and took them away.

Slimy did not wait to see what the lady was going to do with its neighbors. Slimy decided that this was not the place that it wanted to make its home. It was a dangerous place to be in. So, Slimy crawled down from the plant and went on its journey to find a new home again.
>> Vice !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
So off went Slimy on its search for a new home again. This time its search brought it to an apple farm. Slimy got all excited and wanted to go there and eat the juicy leaves on the apple tree. It looked so good and tempting. Slimy was hungry. Just when Slimy wanted to head over there, it saw a farmer with a mean face. Slimy decided this was not a good place to call home either. Slimy remembered how the lady disliked snails. Slimy did not want to meet the same fate as its neighbours there.

Poor Slimy had to leave the apple farm and look for a better place to call home. As it travelled, it got further and further away from the city. The buildings started to look smaller and smaller. Slimy could see more trees and plants than buildings now.

Then Slimy heard something. It was the sound of water splashing down and sounds of birds tweeting away. Slimy headed towards the sound of the water splashing. What a beautiful sight welcomed Slimy when it reached the sound where there was water splashing. There was a big waterfall and the place seem so peaceful. Slimy just could not wait to take a closer look. It crawled as fast as it could to the place. Finally, it reached there. The place looked just as wonderful near as it was from far away. There were huge trees, plants and flowers everywhere. Slimy was very happy. It knew it had found the right place to make its home. There were no humans around who did not like snails. Over here, it knows that it is not destroying anybody's garden or farm. At last, Slimy's search is over and it lived happily ever after.
>> Anonymous
>>188642
He's somewhat alpha because he's strong, doesn't brag, control himself. I'd truly respect him if he wasnt such an uncompasionate person.

>>188645
Thank you, having a healthy mind allows you to concentrate better, and we all know how much focus squats requires.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
this thread is now about slimy the snail, stfu OP
>> Vice !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>188661
after reading this short story, what do you think of slimy?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>188664

he seems like a really nice guy, a bit naive but i think he can teach us all something. he definitely has his wits about him in spite of the naivety. i would not put him in a bucket.
>> Anonymous
>>188664
humans sucks?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
next episode: slimy and the salt mines
>> Vice !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>188668
correct! good job! :-)
>>188670
no, you are on the right track. please re-read the story and try again.
>> Anonymous
>>188673
how is this related to me, the op?
>> Anonymous
Are Slimy's travels somehow a metaphor for OP's problem? Like you shouldn't try to fit in where you don't belong (garden, orchard) but should try to find the place you're supposed to be, even if you're the only one in it? And then happiness will come naturally?
>> Anonymous
>>188638
/fit/ - Trollhaven
>> Anonymous
OP, keep practicing talking to people. Find an IRL person who is good at socializing and emulate them (I swear to god if you copy a gay's mannerisms I'm going to internet punch you). Also pick a movie star to copy, I picked Brad Pitt's characters to copy. Just be chatty, never be negative, think about joining a sport or a club, and find something to be confident about.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>188682

how is that related to slimy the snail?
>> Anonymous
>>188678
No, not really.

>>188682
Good avice. But you know in movies people don't act like in real life...
>> Anonymous
>>188683

stfu tripfag. I'l destroy you like how I destroyed MaddoxMan.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>188685

who what

shut the fuck up
>> Anonymous
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>>188683
back off, snail.
>> Anonymous
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>>188686
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>188689

your mother
>> Anonymous
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Op here can we get back on topic?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
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>>188692

Op here can we get back on tupac?
>> Anonymous
>>188638
1) Shave your neckbeard
2) Bathe regularly
3) Accept that females are as cognizant as yourself.
4) Get in shape.
5) ???
6) Profit
>> Anonymous
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..sigh...
>> Anonymous
Get more confidence. Once you feel like you have something to offer a girl, the rest follows.
>> Anonymous
I recommend getting a starter girlfriend. She can be fat and ugly, you just need experience with how girls work.
>> Anonymous
Join the football team or church or the science club or whatever. Just be a part of something and see how successful males act and emulate them.
>> Anonymous
>>188706
does internet relationships count?
>> Anonymous
>>188716

lol.
>> Anonymous
>>188716
Fuck no lol
>> Anonymous
>>188749
i feel too blank to even approach a fat girl.. :<
>> Anonymous
>>188757

I know exactly what that's like, you really need to find a hobby. That's what helped me stopped feeling so empty inside. Find something you're good at, and it just builds from there.
>> Anonymous
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OP, That SHIT IS sUCH GARBIGE U CANT DO THAT SON
YO U NEED 2 LIFT WAIGHTS SUCKA AND GET BIGGA. FIXE BIKES OR SOMETHIN

u makin me real angry dawg


peace
>> Anonymous
Pretend that said girl is a male.
>> Anonymous
>>188830
My eyes see something else
>> Anonymous
>>188830
But, i'm shy with boys too!
>> Anonymous
op you sound like a giant faggot. Also stop watching anime. That's only gonna make everything way worse.
>> Anonymous
weeaboo fag
>> Anonymous
>>188638
>The girls of my age are so beautiful. I wish i could be the one they can rely on, someone i can cuddle with, cum in their ass and protect them.

>So far, being socially akward, unambitious and uncreative didn't get me very far. And everytime i talk to a female i..i..i..m scared. ;_; halp

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww- wait

>cum in their ass

?_?
>> Anonymous
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ronery trolls of /a/ have a new home?
>> Anonymous
>>188678
I thought it was that too.
>> Anonymous
>>188638
You'll find happiness. You just need to believe in yourself and have the willpower to do what is right. We all support you, and know you'll find the woman of your dreams. It just takes time :)
>> Anonymous
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Ok I'll attempt to take this seriously.

OP first off why are you nervous talking to girls? Really why? Is it because as you are talking to them you are being a little bitch and thinking about asking them out or how much you want to be with them?

If that is the case, MAN THE FUCK UP, realize that 99% of women you meet have 0 interest in and 99.9% of them are MORE AWKWARD than you.
They are more self conscious have less self esteem and are more afraid of you UNLESS they see your weakness, if you are the stronger person in a situation the women will take the role of the weaker person and will be much more approachable. (this is in no way simply a quality of women, if you take control with anyone be it men or women they'll fall to the second string in the situation)

So TLDR version don't be a bitch, have a little confidence and it will go a long way.
>> Anonymous
What the fuck /fit/?

sage this shit before this becomes another dump for more ;___; ronery shit.

fuuuck.
>> Anonymous
>>188935

Your an idiot. The only girls likely to respect your misogynistic rhetoric about "maning up" and making women "fall into the weaker position" all died 100 years ago.
>> Anonymous
>>188935

Unless your a 300 pound millionaire black guy with a history of brutal rape/murders behind you, I can safely say that you have no friends, and that everyone hates you. Nobody with a penis larger than 3 inches is going to respect your "Alpha - Dog" perceptions
>> Margaret
>>188638
>cum in their ass

Ummmm... the rest sounds good, I'm thinking this is the only troll part of the post. Nice one. LOL

You'll find someone. Don't worry. You will.
>> Anonymous
>>188995
>You'll find someone. Don't worry. You will.
Don't lie to the man.
>> Anonymous
This thread is made of win and lulz
>> Anonymous
>>188935
Sound advice is sound.
>> Margaret
>>189008
I'm not lying. I just know it won't be me. LOL. :P

I was joking around saying that sentence too... Nothing bad about wanting to fuck girls in the ass. I just don't want it done to me. LOL
>> Anonymous
>>189032
stfu WHORE
>> Anonymous
Rape...You know, to see if you like it first.
>> Anonymous
>>189032
He's on 4chan. He isn't going to find anyone.
>> Anonymous
OP there, well that was quite a thread i didn't expect so many replies (even if most of them are off-topic), i think that i have a good base to work on. Arigato.

>>188935
Not a troll, sadly, the cum in ass is a little fantasy. Why i'm scared to talk to girls is in big part because i'm afraid that their boyfriends come over to me and beat me for talking to their girls.
Your view on women is something fresh and interesting, have you tried it personaly?
>> Anonymous
>>188696

Yukorin's farts smell like vanilla.
>> Anonymous
>>189056
>Arigato.
wat
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER
DO YOU SPEAK IT
>> Anonymous
>>189056
I wrote the post in question.

Remember this one important thing. I'm not telling you to be an asshole to everyone.

I used to be overweight and really socially awkward, I went into a deep depression for a while, lost a ton of weight and came out the other side a better person, the trick is to show that you are confident and fine with yourself.

Basically the way it works for me is I just don't care what people think of me anymore, if someone doesn't like me? Fuck them.
It isn't the best strategy out there (I've been with 2 different girls in the past two months and only had sex once) but it got me a pretty serious relationship for a few years that only recently ended.
As long as you are able to have a feeling of confidence you'll be fine.
>> Anonymous
>>188818
YOU OLD ASS NIGGA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
YOU OLD ASS NIGGA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU OLD ASS NIGGA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
>>188696
i find this chick really hawt
>> Anonymous
>>189598

lol its a guy
>> Anonymous
OP, something to think of. ._. Not every single girl has a boyfriend?

And hey, before you make the jump to be a boyfriend... First you need to find out how to comfortably be -friends- with girls. A lot of successful bf / gf relationships start out with the two only being friends.

The next time one says hi to you, say hi back. When a girl that seems nice is handing out papers to you in class, say 'Thanks.' Little tiny gestures are enough to set you apart as the good person.

And if OP is a troll, well, go fuck yourself. D:
>> Loser
Hit on girls at Starbucks.
>> Anonymous
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dis thred need more mussle
>> JESUS
>>189706
let dem mussle do all da talkin

amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>189726

fo sho
>> Anonymous
Dude just fucking squat, chicks love guys who squat.