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Anonymous
I'm pretty sure it's not possible to OD on multivitamins. I'm not a doctorfag, but I did do this lulzy and retarded thing when I was around 6 years old:
Wanting to be big and strong, I climbed up onto the counter and unlocked the "child proof" lock (I lol at this) on the multivitamins. Then I proceeded to eat like, a shit-ton of them. Like, at least 15.
Midway after running to my dad and saying "HEY DAD IM GONNA BE STRONG LIEK U", I threw up all over the rug.
Funny in hindsight. I asked my parents what would've happened, and they said they would've given me Ipecac or whatever to force me to throw up. If that didn't work, I would have been "mentally retarded".
Super-awesome part of the story: We don't have Ipecac, and never have used a bottle of it. Meaning that I was literally one gag-reflex away from being fucking retarded.
WOO!
Also, have fun being retarded for the rest of your life, faggot.
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