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hi /fit/

How can I stop farting so much? I fart everyday, and it's really hard to be at school because sometimes I have to stop walking in the hallway just so I can squeeze my ass together so the fart won't come out.
>> Anonymous
Um, take a shit?
>> Anonymous
>>396765
I shit about once every three days

No matter what I eat, the shit just won't come
>> Anonymous
>>396762
stop eating so much shitty food and you'll fart less, also your shit will come out cleaner so you'll need to wipe less.
>> Anonymous
>>396778
My shit is pretty clean ie. I don't rly need to wipe much

I don't even eat shitty D:
>> Anonymous
>>396766
er wow. Isn't it bad to not take a shit daily? Maybe you need to drink more water.
>> Anonymous
>>396766

probably not a good thing to be carrying 3 day old turds around with you, no wonder you're farting, those are log filtered. I shit once a day, every day, turd always comes out within 10 seconds (actually, the exact microsecond I cease pissing the turd hits the water in perfect sync) and disappears down the pipes without a flush. I flush it anyway because I don't want a tequila sunrise greeting me in the bowl the next time I visit, but guess what? I don't even have to wipe. I make sure I check with a bit of TP, but there's never anything on that first bunch. Meanwhile, if you've ever followed an indian after they've finished using the restroom, you know that their guts are not in harmony with whatever they keep eating. My diet must be perfect, dense turds that pop out once a day and leave no residuals. I can't shit on a public toilet though, so if I need to shit at work I have to hold it all day.
>> Anonymous
>>396784
I'd love to shit daily like>>396786but the shit just won't come

I drink water like 3 or 4 big glasses a day
>> Anonymous
eat more fiber and you will shit all the time.
>> Anonymous
>>396786
I have the same problem. If I'm not in my home I just can't take a shit. The urge will never come because of my distrust of public bathrooms.
>> Anonymous
My dad once told me you're supposed to, if healthy, take a shit after every meal. I myself probably let one off about twice a day...
>> Anonymous
>>396784
>>396792
I have a high fiber diet and I eat loads, I drink at least 4litres of water per day too.

2 shits per day.

feels good man. REAL good
>> Anonymous
>>396796
Name some daily products with fiber
>> Anonymous
>>396762sometimes I have to stop walking in the hallway just so I can squeeze my ass together so the fart won't come out.
Uhh, why aren't you letting your farts out?
>> Anonymous
drink more water,eat more fiber
>> Anonymous
dude who gives a fuck
i work in a store, i fart all the time customer or not
feels good man
>> Anonymous
>>396799

I still get the urge, but I fight it tooth and nail. I'd rather shit my pants or spend the day suppressing farts until it hurts and the turd turns to mush than be in a public setting with my pants around my ankles shitting my guts out while other guys piss and shit in close proximity. There is no worse hell than that.
>> Anonymous
>>396807
Raspberries
Oatmeal
Whole-grain bread
Black beans
Peas
>> Anonymous
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>>396807
shits cheep dude. also
http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art49479.asp

tons of shit, just eat healthier
>> Anonymous
>>396809
I can't fart at school!!
>>396823
Thanks
>> Anonymous
>>396835
are you a femfag?
If you're a guy then let her rip as loud as you can, while walking with a (preferabely female) friend. Then very loudly blame it on them, and talk at length about what a disgusting habit it is.
>> Anonymous
>>396835
i have been with my girlfriend for almost 3 years, i started farting on her to show my dominance but now she gits pissed off if i do it to any other girl. trust me, its manly
>> Anonymous
>>396816
Why don't you want to shit in public restrooms? If you don't enjoy making a room with heavy traffic completely unlivable, you just plain aren't a man.
>> Anonymous
how much dairy do you consume? and do you know if you can consume dairy without problems?

i thought i was fine until i started eating cheese, milk, and yogurt on a regular basis and holy shit I had some gasy problems. I have ceased to cut out all dairy except my after workout 12oz chocolate milk recovery drink
>> Anonymous
>>396846

I just feel like I'm being raped by proxy. My ass is exposed and sore and in the very next stall or urinal there's a bunch of guys with their cocks out.
>> Anonymous
>>396843
God..motherfuck...NOW THAT'S A REAL MAN!
>> Anonymous
>>396853
Your ass isn't supposed to be sore.
>> Anonymous
>>396860

it is for some reason, because I hate shitting in public and feeling exposed so I push it out with unnatural force and it always burns and then gets cut off but I don't have the energy to push the stub out so I end up having to mash it with toilet paper and use about half a roll scooping the rest out. Then walking around paranoid for the rest of the day thinking I have toilet paper on my shoe or my sock or hanging out of my pants.
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>>396870
>> Anonymous
>>396870
gross man
>> Anonymous
>>396870
Wow, you're a horrible freak.
>> Anonymous
Dude every morning you wake up do 20 situps. also dont eat cheese.