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anonymous
hey /fit/ ive got a 5 inch penise but my girlfriend likes it because her previous boyfriend had an 8 inch dick and she said that while it felt better than mine it also hurt her... she just admitted this to me today, and while i was a little hurt by it i also felt happy that id at least been able to satisfy her. Anyway down to the point. Ive got great endurance and am a very fit/healthy person but my girlfriend is to afraid to let me cum in her mouth and always makes me shoot off like into a tube sock or something like that because she tried to swallow once and had a bad experience with it. Are there any foods that you can eat before sex to make semen taste good or something like that, so that shed let me get sucked off...
>> Anonymous
>makes me shoot off like into a tube sock or something
haha oh wow
>> Anonymous
>>105035
trolls are not trying that hard anymore eh?
>> anonymous
seriously help a guy out...
>> Anonymous
it takes more than a few days for there to be a difference

stay away from garlic, onion, those kinds of pungent foods

eat things like oranges, pineapple, canteloupe..you want very very sweet fruits with strong flavors. apples, bananas, grapes don't count. probably need to eat at least 2 big cans of pineapple a day for 2-3 days for there to be a difference

experiment, whack off, smell it and tell it brotha
>> Anonymous
>>105027but my girlfriend likes it because her previous boyfriend had an 8 inch dick and she said that while it felt better than mine it also hurt her.

You have a nice girlfriend that lies to you to make you feel better about your tiny dick. Be good to her(until she cheats on you with some 8 inched dude), not many like her around.
>> anonymous
hey whoever gave the advice about the fruits thanks man, and to the dbad talkin about my gf cheating thanks for being an ass hole. And until that happens i have no reason to believe it ever will. and dont give me any of that bullshit like famous last words or any crap like that.
>> Anonymous
>>105232
I am sorry don't mean to be an asshole. I am just telling you that she is just lying to make you feel better, because you most likely mentioned your insecurity about your penis to her. And if you didn't mention your insecurity about your penis to her and she just brought up her HUGE DICK EX that is even worse.
>> Anonymous
hey guy you don't need to type 'anonymous' into the fucking name bracket for it to show up genius
>> anonymous
Dude im friends with her ex... we were roomies in college. Thats how i met my gf.
>> Anonymous
>>105241
LOL i just saw that
>> Anonymous
I hear cinnamon works.

And just remember, ex boy friend's 8 inch dick didn't keep her with him. If she wants to be stretched, buy a dildo. They also sell slip on cocks that make yours bigger and longer, it's like a dildo, but you get to thrust.

Also, try bending her over and do her vaginally from the rear, hit her g spot with your hard penis (8 inch cocks are never hard) and you'll lose all insecurity about size and the ex.
>> Anonymous
I've heard strawberries and pineapples make it sweeter.
I don't know from experience because I lack the genetallia.
>> Anonymous
>>105229
i'm a girl and i believe that this guys girlfriend told the truth.
5 inch is ok, 8 inch is ok

in between these 2 and well proportioned - the best.

also
cum is icky. i don't think sweetish cum is less disgusting.
>> Anonymous
OP is an idiot. Not because of his post, but because his is an obvious newfag that needs to lurk the fuck moar.
>> Anonymous
>>105491
Lesbian
>> Anonymous
I've heard good things about honey. Like, pack that shit away as if it's the elixir of life.