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Anonymous
Christ, I don't know whether to be scared, embarrassed, or stoked.

Not just 5 minutes ago, I was chasing our cat around the house, because my sister tied a string to his tail. He's under the bed, and I grab the string, when I suddenly fart. Nothing serious.

This is going on too long. Turns out I came out of my anus. How the fuck is this possible?
>> Anonymous
oh god what
>> Anonymous
Wait, what?
>> Anonymous
I'm confused. You farted out of your ass? NO WAY!!
>> Anonymous
shouldn't have let ur boyfriend fuck you in the ass b4 chasing the cat
>> Anonymous
LMAO OP, you just made my day.
>> Anonymous
>>91918
It makes sense now since I was aroused at the time. Am I aroused by the cat or my sister, or both?
>> Anonymous
>>91916
you missed the part about the jizz
>> Anonymous
I would say you farted out a semen-like substance from your rectum. Perhaps you were butt-fucked without your knowledge. Or maybe you have some kind of gross infection in there.
>> Anonymous
>>91924

Or OP has a fistula leading from his prostate to his rectum. I do not know which is worse, anon.
>> Anonymous
Now that I think about it, it isn't a big deal. Just hoping it doesn't fucking happen again.