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Anonymous
Can you make yourself constipated by suppressing a demanding urge to shit?

I live in an apartment with only one bathroom. I had taken a not-quite-diarrhea-but-not-totally-solid-and-somewhat-watery dump yesterday and thought it was over with. Less than an hour and a half later I am stricken with a red alert "Get to a toiler now!" feeling in my gut but as I hop up I find my roommate is locked in the bathroom taking a shower. I tried to take my mind off the urge and succeeded, but by the time he got out my mom dropped by and all kinds of shit happened and I didn't get around to taking that dump.

It's been over 24 hours and I've since eaten half a large Pizza Hut meat lover deep dish pizza, some ice cream in a waffle bowl, a small bowl of Jell-O, and some frozen chicken strips and I'm yet to be able to shit, even if I sit down and force it. What's going on here?
>> Anonymous
It's like I was about to crap my pants but I held it and now it's been a whole day and nothing. I'm stumped.
>> Anonymous
Do squatz it will get your bowels moving.
>> Anonymous
>>200485

For real? Hmm... how long should I do that for?
>> Anonymous
>>200512
Keep doing it until you need to take a shit.
>> Anonymous
Also jackknife sit-ups
>> Anonymous
protip: you shat yourself and thats why you dont need to go anymore
>> Anonymous
Usually, your body sends a sensation that it needs to poop to your brain. This happens when feces moves into the sigmoid colon or rectum.

Sometimes, especially with diarrhea, that sensation is triggered even without much feces in your colon.

Worst comes to worst, get some KY and stick your finger up your ass to coax it out.
>> Anonymous
First of all, you really need to change your diet.

Pizza hut? Ice cream? Jello? Chicken strips? Are you at a 10 year old's birthday party? Seriously, what the fuck?
>> Anonymous
I shit'd! All's bowel that ends bowel.
>> Anonymous
>>200555

I figured that would come up; it's just a slow week for groceries, that's not the norm. And even so, tell that to the oldest living man in New York with his diet of beer and fatback keeping him alive and well.
>> Anonymous
>>200564

You're citing a statistical anomaly for justification of eating like a diseased pig.
>> Anonymous
>>Can you make yourself constipated by suppressing a demanding urge to shit?

YES. It can get compacted and then you could be in real shit.

First, eat more fiber. Half a large Pizza Hut meat lover-no-FUCKING-fiber whatsoever plus ice cream, chicken strips and whatever else you ate isnt exactly high in fiber.

Metamucil works wonders. Makes your shit GIGANTIC so its easy to pass. If you use it though, drink water (not soda or juice or other fancy shit) and keep yourself hydrated or else you will make your constipation worse.

If you still cant take a satisfying dump within a 2 day period of Metamucil, whip out the Prune Juice. This is serious shit, do not abuse prune juice or else you will become dependent on it to crap. Drink about an 8oz glass a day (try mixing it with apple juice to mask the taste). Should take about a day or two to kick in

If that doesnt work and you still cant shit, call your doctor. They'll probably give you something called Milk of Magnesia. This is the real deal, its the equivalent to setting off a fucking 1000 megaton nuclear weapon off in your colon. You'd have to be FUBAR for them to give you this shit, its that heavy duty.

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