Shit, shit, SHIT!!!Okay, I really fucked up this time...First of all, it's stuck.Second, it's starting to turn blue.Third, HOW THE FUCKING HELL DO I GET THIS THING OFF!?!?!?!?!?
OMG I LOL'D SO HARD
at first I was like "GTFO my /fit/" but now i'm just like... damn, you're fucked. Might want to go ahead and hit up the ole' emergency room before it gets gangrenous
Take Knife. Stab Bottle. When released, use knife to cut off penis.
Holy fuck, I was seriously thinking about this EXACT thing earlier today. I was considering sticking my flaccid dick in a water bottle and then getting hard to see what would happen
LOL just make a hole in the bottle with a knife or a scissor
use a hack saw to cut through the neck of the bottle. Then chop your dick off and post pics.
>>445878i don't think you understand how bottles work
>>445874BAD FUCKING IDEA. It's like a fucking vacuum, it won't let go!
FUCKING CUT THE FUCKING BOTTLE IMMIDIATLY< OR YOU GONNA LOOSE YOUR WEINERIT IS NOT A JOKE, if YOU CANT< CALL FRIENDS PARENTS FOR HELPIT IS BETTER THEN LOOSING YOUR FUCKING DICK
>>445882Will it let the blood flow back or is it sucking on that too?
Step 1: Cut top of off bottle.Step 2: Pour oil into bottle.Step 3:???Step 4: PROFIT
2 hours, and your DICK IS DEAD, get OIL , donno what else... fucking call the hospital
>>445890the blood is stuck in his penis cause of the bottle neck, if he wont remove that, his dick will be lost
>>445881oh yeah, smartass? you can't make a hole in the bottle?!
Burst a hole in the top and it will get rid of the preassure you fucking mongaliod.
Y'all niggas gettin' trolled
why are you guys helping him? this is darwinism at work
>>445903Are you not paying attention? That doesn't work, I tried. The hole is smaller than the dick, so it won't come out...
Protip: Never actually try any of Weird Al's songs.
>>445912OIL< AND PULL!!!IF YOU RUPTURE SOMETHING IT IS STILL BETTER< THEN LOOSING YOUR WHOLE DICK
>>445912TAKE THE PART OF THE BOTTLE NOT BEING FILLED WITH YOUR DICKCUT A HOLE IN ITPRESSURE WILL REDUCEADD SOME FUCKING OILPULL YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF or out i dont care either waythis is the most annoying un funny troll i've seen in awhile
LET ME GO YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
RIP AND TEAR!!! RIP AND TEAR!!!
TAKE THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!
FUCK YEAR!!!Thank you for you help Anon.
>>445903This.
>>445955now me thinks this was a troll, if this happened to me i would think of saving my dick rather then posting pictures of it...
I wonder what would happen if a troll actually came out and said he was a troll?
>>445960I was thinking the same thing, but hey, its 4chan.
>>445966Crazy shit goes on here all the time. (Ant semen, instead of calling for help, he tells /b/...)
LOL i cant fit into bottles flacid, might as well just chop it off buddy.