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Anonymous
So here is my situation. I'm a student and my kitchen is always a total shithole and as such i'm rarely motivated to cook very often and as such my eating has suffered. Is there anything you guys can suggest i eat alot of that is either instant or VERY easy to cook for gaining weight and won't make me HNNNNNNNNNGG? Thanks in advance, your gangly nerd.
>> Anonymous
whole milk with granola cereal.

that bullshit has 420 calories per cup, what the fuck. the milk is like 170, too.
>> Anonymous
>>66764
Would there be any disadvantages to getting calories this way?
>> Anonymous
Peanut butter jelly sandwiches. But make sure that neither ingredient has trans fat. That shit will fuck ure system up.
>> Anonymous
>I'm a student and my kitchen is always a total shithole

fix the shithole kitchen if its within your power to do so. You'll save money cooking meals for yourself and you'll be healthier
>> Anonymous
unless OP is active, cereal is retarded.

Fuck you Kellogg's!

raw eggs don't have bad cholesterol (its the cooking that turns them bad)

and strawberries. Just wash and bite.
>> Anonymous
>>66779
I heard you can get sick from eating raw eggs, like salmonella, or something, is this true?
>> Anonymous
>>66783

Yes. The only safe way for certain is eating the egg straight out of the chicken's ass.
>> Guil
>>66787
I'm lol'in

Also cooked eggs = more digestible. I'm not so sure cooking them "creates" bad cholesterol.
>> Anonymous
>>66787
Thank you sir, I'm off to the chicken store!
>> Anonymous
>>66776
Well the mess isn't mine, it's some retarded assburgers kid who creeps the living shit out of me and has the culinary skills of a parapelegic toddler. I've told him to clean up his own fucking mess but he always pulls some shit like I'M MENTALLY ILL BAWWWW. Regardless this will only be fore like 6 weeks, uni ends for the year and next year im getting a house with some girls and guys who'll clean up after themselves so i'll be more inclined to cook for meself.
>> Anonymous
Eat something with lots of fibre (cabbage, whole grain cereals etcetera) then you wont get even fatter + nice smooth crapolas LULZ. By the way just stop being a scruffy bastard and it'll help.
>> Anonymous
>>66787
actually you're wrong... it's the chicken's ass that puts the salmonella there... that's right...

zoologyfag here... many birds (and almost all snakes) have salmonella on their skin, feathers, scales, etc.

be sure to cook all of your eggs, poultry, and snakemeat BEFORE you eat it... i'm sorry, that means no snake tartar
>> Anonymous
>>66830
A WORLD WITHOUT SNAKE TARTAR IS A WORLD WITHOUT ME!!....*BANG*
>> Anonymous
>>66830

What if I washed my egg ala chicken ass. Will that kill the salamanders?
>> Anonymous
>>66802

The best roommate you could find was a paraplegic toddler?
>> Anonymous
>>66843
Doesn't work like that at my uni, just random flats of 5, one girl dropped out of uni, one girl moved out due to said toddler and the other guy is too laid back to give a rats ass about anything.