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This is a question concerning health. I want to doctor shop. In other words, get painkillers from a doc.

Now a few questions. What medical condition is untestable and will result in pain pills? Tramadol is enough for me. oxy would be best but meh. Vics don't work.

I dont want to do it with the family doc, since he knows my dad. Will he be able to see it on my record if i go to another place?
>> Anonymous
Suicide is a good medical condition that is untestable, you stupid fucking faggot.
>> Anonymous
You're too fucking lazy to even figure out how to get your drugs? Fuck off.
>> Anonymous
>>280187

Hold on bro. I just want some help thinking of ideas.
>> Anonymous
>>280201
I hope you fail all of your classes.
>> Anonymous
Well, anyone want to help me with the type of pain i need to complain about?

Is all of /fit/ purist christfag healthnuts?
>> Anonymous
>>280227

This is fucking 'health & fitness', not 'help me buy drugs'. Go somewhere else
>> Anonymous
>>280201
>Opiates do wonders for relaxing and not making class suck

>>280227
What kind of pain do you have? The emo variety or the physical variety? Or are you just a druggie trust-fund baby trying make it through his hard humanities class?
>> Anonymous
I have lower back pain, but it's not enough to hinder my life much admittedly. Makes it hard to sleep sometimes. and aches when i sit in a chair.

How do I exaggerate it right to get pills?
>> Anonymous
>>280213
Doesn't fucking matter, as long as you're getting it up the ass by a 200 pound black man in a state pen.
fuck off emo.
>> Anonymous
Try one of those sketchy online pharmacies.
>> Anonymous
>>280196

This.

No doctor will see you if you're a kid saying you don't have insurance...your dads insurance is the only option. Now they aren't going to call him or anything but his insurance is going to keep a record and any forms about his insurance would have the visit listed.

There is no pain you can complain about that would get you more than vicodin that they wouldn't give you some sort of test for.
>> Anonymous
>>280296
I have a receding hairline and a beard. Buy beer/gamle reguarly. I'm 19 and get insurance since i'm a student.

Do they ID you when you go to another docs office?
>> Anonymous
>>280303

If your insurance is from your school I highly doubt they will let you go see any doctor you want. You're probably restricted to the clinic on campus...

And anywhere you go the first thing they will ask for is an ID and how you will be paying/insurance.
>> Anonymous
>>280322
I dont have a license. I get it from my mothers work until I am done with college.
>> Anonymous
Why does your back hurt?

Painkillers are just painkillers, problem won't be fixed, will probably get worse and you'll have to keep upping your dosage while fucking up your back permanently.

Also, your dad will find out.
>> Anonymous
>>280361
it always has since I was like 10. Dunno.