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Anonymous
Sup /fit/, I was invited to a pool in two weeks by some of my friends (First time in like 4 years :_:). So, I have two weeks to lose some weight and gain some muscle. What's the most effective way to? I'm not expecting miracle results since its only two weeks. Pic unrelated.
>> Anonymous
you're not going to get any visible results in 2 weeks, at all.
>> Anonymous
>>175526
Not even if I exercise for 5 hours every day?
>> Anonymous
You'd get better results if you chanted
"You look good and everyone likes you" for 5hr a day for two weeks.

umm I'm serious, try it.
>> Anonymous
>>175535
:_: but it won't make me look any better.
>> Anonymous
>>175539
Self confidence goes a very long way.
>> Anonymous
>>175541
I'll get self-confidence when I have a better body. This two weeks is just going to be the start. Even if I don't get results, I'll continue exercising so next time I won't have to worry about my physical appearance.
>> Anonymous
Do HIIT for two weeks, once every other day.
>> Anonymous
Not even people on steroids see results in two weeks.
Start training, in 4 years you will be ready for the next party
>> Anonymous
e mail me $3 000 and I'll tell you how. No pills, no steroids.
>> Anonymous
seriously, just be confident as a previous poster suggested. your friends don't care if your flabby and pale, they would rather you be there and have fun with them than be all gay about your looks
>> Anonymous
the most you can possibly lose in two weeks without harming yourself is 2 pounds. faster than that is wrong.
>> Mark !tsGpSwX8mo
>>175517
You want to loose weight in 2 weeks? starting tomorrow run every day 1 hour (I don't care if you break it up 30min in the morning and at night) and lift weights. Am I trolling yes... yes I am.
>> Los Angeles Fighter !wKwckPAFGE
>>175526

Unless he has a Hyperbolic Time Chamber
>> Anonymous
here's how: plan ahead and not be a fatty

>>175873
so my asynchronized interstitial time chamber is useless? damn.
>> Los Angeles Fighter !wKwckPAFGE
>>175878
I trained for 48 hours inside one before.

When i got out, it was two years later.
>> Anonymous
>>175888
...You spent two years of your life getting a 45 minute workout?
>> Anonymous
>>175888
Yesterday I walked into my room to do a 15 Minute Hell workout and when I emerged from my room it was 1998. True story
>> Anonymous
>>175902
Holy fuck, yesterday I went into one for like 30 minutes and when I came out it was like 30 minutes later than when I went in.

Freaky huh?
>> Anonymous
>>175904
The day before, it was the same time I went in when I left.

I ran into myself, and now neither of us are virgins.
>> Anon
Wear a shirt.
>> Anonymous
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>>175898
>> Anonymous
HIIT AND SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
>>175916
>>175927

I lol'd
>> Anonymous
you can lose like 3 kilos of fat at the very best, or gain like half a kilo of muscle

so basically, listen to>>175867
>> Anonymous
Be confident. Think of a witty, but non-threatening retort if anyone pokes fun of your flabbiness.
>> sage
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