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Most definitely not a vaganon here BUT IF I HAPPENED TO BE ONE what could I eat to make my cooch taste slightly less salty milk and coin tasting?

I'm sick of having to put peanut butter down there for my gentleman friend
>> Anonymous
Stop eating coins.
Seriously, it's an expensive habit. Kick it.

Eat asparagus. And ammonia.
>> Anonymous
... wait shit I mean

for the loli I'm... raping... shit.
>> Anonymous
Also, aside from kegels, is there any way to tighten up?

inb4 stop being a slut
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
Stop eating junk food (if its anything comparable to a guy's semen) and wash before you let him go down on you.
>> Anonymous
>>261516
Belt.
>> Anonymous
>>261518

I eat pretty healthy. Seems like the only times things start to go south is after I eat fish, which I don't really want to have to kick out of my diet.

Isn't pineapple or kiwi or something supposed to make it sweet like vitaman waetr?
>> Anonymous
>>261553

now why would you ever kick fish out of your diet? fish rocks.
>> Anonymous
>>261557

I know, love me some tuna. But it makes for sum stank.

Fuck it, I'll just hump his face while he's sleeping.
>> Anonymous
Pussies are supposed to smell like pussies. There's really no way around it.
>> Anonymous
>>261615

pussies tend to vary from pussy to pussy

but im not surprised you didnt know that
>> Anonymous
Don't eat fish beforehand. Fruits help a lot. Pretty much any fruit, but especially pineapple and any kind of melon. Also, wash often; you're talking about a slit that contains both vaginal juices and a direct output of urine.
>> Anonymous
>>261640
Furthermore, stay the fuck away from things that are salty or gritty. Smoking, too. Pretty much anything that contains some sort of poison that you're putting in your body will turn you foul.
>> Anonymous
>>261640
And bacteria.
Lots of bacteria.
>> Anonymous
>>261648
True. It is warm, dank, and dark, after all.
>> Anonymous
>>261640
>>261648
>>261650
>>261644

oh thx guise

Is black coffee a bad choice?
>> Anonymous
>>261656
Probably won't help. Drinking a lot of water will help, actually. Just think that anything that makes your urine darker isn't the best choice.

Though, frankly, you shouldn't turn your whole lifestyle around just to have a holy grail of a vagoo.