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BRAAAHHH listen! If you do it right, you'll have found the perfect mix of barbiturates and cheap alcohol (freshmen girls love the sweet bite of aristocrat <anything>), you'll have "lulled" her into a state of mind that is extremely conducive to getting your D-wet. Who the fuck cares about size when your lover's eyes are rolled back in their head and foam is rollickingly out of their mouth? Just wear two rubbers though brah, CSI gotz some wicked shit ta find /fit/ kommandos that have used THE METHOD!
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