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Anonymous
They're all bullshit. Take it from me. I used to vaporize 4 times a day for 3 years straight. I also lost 2 years of my life extremely addicted to hard drugs, so I'm the person you should be listening to on how to beat the test.
Despite what Steve McStoner at the head shop may have told you, zinc doesn't do shit. It doesn't eliminate cannabinoid metabolites. Neither do drinks. 99.99% of products for drug testing are: 1) diuretics so you drink more liquid, or 2) drinks that make you drink a lot of liquid to dilute your urine. THERE IS NO CHEMICAL THAT REDUCES CANNABINOID METABOLITE LEVELS.
What you can do, then, is dilute your urine. This is how the drinks work, and it'll be just as effective if you do it yourself, if not more. How? Well, 24 hours prior to the test, start drinking a shitload of water. With enough dilution, your metabolite levels will fall into undetectable range. They check your Vitamin B and creatine levels to make sure you're not diluting your urine, though. To counteract this, and to make sure your urine isn't totally clear, load up on Vitamin B Complex and Creatine dietary supplements before the test. Also, make sure it's not the first pee of the day. You want it to be your second and third whiz. And take urine from the middle of the stream, not the front or end. You will pass.
Alternatively, just use a friend's pee. They check the temperature, though, so you can't just put it in a cup. Have him pee into a condom. Tape it onto your inner thigh when the test approaches. It'll keep warm, then. Keep a safety pin on you and prick the end when you go to urinate. It'll sound just like you're peeing into a cup, and it'll pass.
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