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Anonymous
Please, tell me there is a way to increase height.
I recently turned 17, but I'm only 1.63m (5'4.5 inches).

I feel so small, yet some people tell me I look older.
Please, I want to get to 1.75 or 1.78 (5'9-5'10), tell me it's possible. Please.

And no surgery. No way I'm breaking my tendons.
I'm above average physically, kinda skinny but not much, I have more muscle than skinniness.

I have seen a PDF called "How to increase your height 2 to 3 inches in 7 weeks) in the rapidshits section. But I don't know if it really works or not. Has anyone tried it, or can confirm if it is real or just bullshit?
>> sage sage
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Because it is October
a Creepy sage for you.
>> Anonymous
FOUR WORDS:
HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE
>> Anonymous
Bullshit, October is also the month of my birthday.
>> Anonymous
Human Growth Hormone injections? Aren't those only for the ones that can't produce enough for themselves?
>> Anonymous
i hate these threads. why arent u happy with ur height dude? if you arent DEAL WITH IT. what a fucking homo. youre like a fucking woman saying OMG MY BUTT IS SO SMALL WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOO?!?!
>> Anonymous
The best you can really do is ensure you have a really healthy diet - loads of nutrients & vitamins etc. Plenty of milk, fresh veg, lean meat, etc. You can really see the difference in stature in Japan, between previous generations with shitty diets, and the latest generations who are actually almost human sized.
>> Anonymous
>>378753
Fuck you man, this is what I care about the most. Stupid women and their bullshit (LOOL YOU MUST BE TALL ROFL OR ELSE I WONT GET ATTRACTED TO YOU LOL!11!11!!)

Shitty current world.

>>378754

I eat pretty much that, and rarely shit food. Thank you for that, but is there any method to actually help increase height? I'm willing to do anything, so long as it works.
>> Eagle !!vl4eD2sprxZ
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I heard jumping off of a 5 story building will increase your height by roughly... 3-6 inches.

Tell us how it works out.
>> Anonymous
Make everyone think you don't give two shits about being short. I'm sure there's plenty more to you worth being cripplingly insecure about.

I know it's a psychological thing, but if it makes you feel any better, I'm a female and really don't care about height.
>> Anonymous
>>378782

Funny thing is I have never been called short... until now.
I bet you are taller, aren't you miss?
And just out of curiosity, what makes you think I'm insecure about other than height? If you ask me, I only care about my height that way. I don't care about anything else.
Interesting response by the way, thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>378769
are u kidding

youre probably ugly thats why you want to be tall.

shit looks dont even matter if you want to get laid

IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR GAME, BRAH
>> Anonymous
>>378798

I could care less about getting laid. All I want is to meet a woman that has Honor.

Besides, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What gives anyway?

I still want to be taller, not only for that, but to look better in general.
>> Eagle !!vl4eD2sprxZ
>>378806
It's spelled honour bro, fuck.
>> Anonymous
Tom Cruise is short!
You can be rich and famous!
>> Anonymous
FAIL
>> Anonymous
underageb&

Global Rule 2
>If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately.

Wait until you finish puberty, you short fuck.
>> Anonymous
Hell, I forgot. Forgive my spelling.
>> Anonymous
>>378818

I assure you, I really do. All I want is be 18 and taller.
Or I could just return to 1998.
Oh wait, that's not possible.

I don't know what else to say. I just lost THE GAME.
>> Anonymous
>>378722

theres nothing you can do to make youself taller beyond serious surgery. however, seeing as you are 17, there is a good chance you will still grow.

a lot of my short friends shot up 4+ inches in college
>> Anonymous
No, there is simply no way to increase height. Those who tell you otherwise are lying (if you think there might be, look at it this way--if there were such a magnificant height increasing mechanism, don't you think the actors and other important people with millions upon millions would have used it by now?) It's obvious that you have a pretty big chip on your shoulders about it, and for that I'm sorry...it can't feel good to have this on your mind all the time. But, seriously, you're the problem here! Didn't you just say you've never been called short? People aren't going to blatently discriminate against you or anything. You've got to change things for yourself, because other people can't...or you'll never get anywhere.
>> Anonymous
How tall are your parents? When did your father stop growing?
>> Anonymous
>>378846

Yes, some people had told me I may still grow. Thank you.

Also, I'm not American (also not from Europe or Asia), but many of my friends are slightly taller and/or taller than me. Makes me think...
>> Anonymous
>>378855
Brought a tear to my eye. Believe me, I think like this. But the feeling is just... too strong!

>>378858

My father is 1.77m (5'9 isn't it?) and my mother is 1.55m (5'1.5)
>> Anonymous
>>378722
Look in /rs/ for How_to_Naturally_Increase_your_Height_2_3_Inches_Within_7_Weeks.pdf

that's probably your best bet.
>> Anonymous
Guess I'll have to "believe" that PDF then.

I have to work on it. Damn puberty, I hate it. What I would give to be 21 right now...
>> Anonymous
deal with it you homo, fuck.

short people make better bodybuilders and gain muscle faster.
>> Eagle !!vl4eD2sprxZ
>>378882
BAHAHA....

You know at age 30 you will be like, damn I wish I was 18 again.

Stop fucking stressing out over this shit... FUCK... How the crap do you think midgets/dwarfs feel? And you're complaining about being some STUPID height.
>> Anonymous
>>378899

I can feel empathy for them, damn did I said I am hypersensitive? I hate being like this, with the minimum insult or thing I feel like if someone I knew had died.

The thing is, I think that people actually have a better life than mine.
>> Eagle !!vl4eD2sprxZ
>>378905
hyperwhat?
>> Anonymous
>>378909

yea the hell with the people suffering in taiwain and darfur, man fuck all those people that went through the holocaust. being raped, killed, starved, man that AINT SHIT.

YOU'RE SHORT, YOU'RE LIFE MUST BE SO GOD DAMN TERRIBLE, HOLY CRAP.
>> Anonymous
>>378909

You read it right. Hyper-Sensitive. Hyper-sensibility.
Yes I know it sounds stupid, I did not even knew about it until some weeks ago.
>> Anonymous
>>378915
>taiwain and darfur, man fuck all those people that went through the holocaust

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>> Eagle !!vl4eD2sprxZ
>>378915
Why are you replying to me bro?
>> Anonymous
>>378921

lol my bad, meant to quote the whiner OP, WHO HAS IT SO DAMN TOUGH
>> Anonymous
My height has nothing to do with it... I just think being taller will make me feel better.

I know, I'm not actually suffering, but making myself suffer because I want to. Yeah, I've been like this for years, so what?
>> Anonymous
lol im 6'4" and it's a wonderful world you'll never experience.