WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MOURNING I JUMP OUT OF BED STRAIGHT THROUGH MY WINDOW INTO A POOL OF FREEZING COLD CAT PISS RUN THROUGH MY NEIGHBORS FENCE AND FIGHT THEIR DOG UNTIL ONE OF US IS UNCONSCIOUS THEN I RUN BACK OUT THE GATE AROUND THE BLOCK AS FAST AS I CAN UNTIL MY LEGS ARE BROKEN FROM THE FORCE OF RUNNING BARE FOOT ON ASPHALT AT WHICH POINT I COLLAPSE ON THE ROAD AND DRAG MYSELF BACK HOME USING MY TEETH THEN I EAT SIXTY POUNDS OF UNTHAWED CHICKEN BREAST THEN SET MYSELF ON FIRE TOO COOK IT AND RUN BACK OUTSIDE TO WORK PUNCHING MYSELF IN THE FACE EVERY STEP I TAKEBUT I AM STILL FATHOW SHOULD I CHANGE MY ROUTINE TO GET RID OF EXCESS FAT AND GAIN MUSCLE
cat piss is hi in ammonia, your obviously huffing too much of it.
Buy the neighbour a bear, wear brass knuckles when punching yourself, wear a 300 pound backpack while doing all of it
Dude, no squats.
You are doing it all backwards.
i think i lost like 60 calories laughing
>>299621is that a members only jacket your wearing?
>>299625>>299621oh I'm sorry I meant 'is that a niggers only' jacket you're wearing
Make sure you sleep in squat position. 4 sets of 2 hours each.
>>299628I'm naked.>>299655How about 20 hours? For maximum growth?
>>299594DO SQUATZ FAGGOT