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Anonymous
So /fit/

I girl I used to work with, and that I was obsessed with (and eventually shot down by) just called me for the first time in months...this troubles me, as I had finally forced myself to stop thinking about her.

Long story short, she challenged me to a race. Half marathon, January. Loser buys lunch.

My question to you is more one of ethics, I suppose...should I let her beat me?

Or should I train my ass off and fucking dominate?
>> Anonymous
Fucking dominate.
>> Anonymous
Dominate her. Be a gentlemen and don't show any interest afterwards. If you still want to be with her, she will go nuts over you.
>> UTi
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Smoke that cunt, then fuck it. Shit never fails dog, make sure to wear a condom too.
>> Anonymous
Destroy that slut in the race, then fuck her brains out after.
>> Anonymous
Bring that shit.
>> Anonymous
if you lose she'll think you're a faggot
>> Anonymous
>>392172

And he would be for losing to a girl.

However, if he wins he will get epic vag.
>> Anonymous
>>392157
>>392162
Win it is.

I was indifferent before, but only because mis/fit/s have spoken will I try now.

Thank you gentlemen.

>>392168
>>392169
She really is a nice gal. As much as I would love to have consensual sex in the missionary position with her, it's established she's not into me like that. Oh. And she's got a bf of 4 years. That too.

Anyway. I'll post my finishing time in January then, lads. Thanks again for the kick in the pants.
>> UTi
>>392175
Ok in that case then, win the race and rape her.
If need be, bring a knife and slit her throat if she resists.
Also as before, don't forget to wear a condom.
>> Anonymous
>>392191

Listen to the mis/fit/s, OP.
>> Anonymous
>>392191
>>392208
Oh hey, OP here. Saging my own thread. Thanks for the guro suggestions though.
>> Anonymous
OP obviously never watched Seinfeld... she's totally planning to lose
>> Anonymous
>>392175
Okay, so here's the plan. Train as hard as you possibly can. Absolutely dominate in the race. Dominate so hard, that you get out of eyesight. This is very important. Change your course to her boyfriend's place, kill him, and get back to running. Complain that your stomach hurted so you had to stop. This will gain sympathy. Then dominate her ass again. She will go home after lunch, find her boyfriend to be dead, and come to your house and fuck the living shit out of you. FACT: It will work.
>> Anonymous
Win by just a few inches.
>> Anonymous
>>392152
just train to get a good time.
then raceday you have the luxury of pacing yourself. you can see if she wants to leave you in the dust or stay next to you. you can run slow enough to get her talking and find out what's going on. how are things? is she still with that guy? blah blah blah.
>> Anonymous
>>392450
Perfect plan.
>> Anonymous
>>392450
its...flawless
>> Anonymous
Destroy her. Then insult her afterwards. Then insist on going somewhere really expensive. She'll be ripping your clothes off halfway through the meal.
>> Anonymous
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Just a few things, OP...

Don't you find it just a bit weird that the bitch that >I used to work with, and that I was obsessed with (and eventually shot down by)< would call you out of the blue and "challenge you to a race"? WTF is that shit?

>...should I let her beat me?<
I'm wondering where your fucking testicles are right about nao.

You already knew you need to dominate her ass, you just needed the reassurance of the mis/fit/s.

The first 2 had it right...train, dominate, let her buy you lunch and then just walk the fuck away. Don't waste words, just eat and leave. If you want her to be interested and are too much of a pussy to show it ITT, that's how to do it.

Why didn't you just say "no" and hang up?
>> Anonymous
OP you idiot. The race is a pretext for hooking up with you. It practically doesn't matter if you win or lose; you simply need to show up.

But given the choice, I agree with the rest of these whelps that you should train and dominate.
>> Anonymous
i was under the belief that there is an unspoken rule among guys that you can't lose to a girl in anything athletic related. Don't fuck it up OP
>> Anonymous
>>392450
this, OP
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
Kick her ass then pay for lunch.
>> Anonymous
this isn't bowling, so if you lose it's because a woman's body is superior to yours. don't fag it up for the rest of us.

and like it has already been pointed out, why else would this girl call you out of the blue? her intentions are clearly sexual.

and if not, just tell the cops that she changed her mind half way through but you were so close that you just figured you'd finish. they'll understand and let you off with a warning.
>> Anonymous
>>392530
Ok wow....never thought of that before. Dominate, AND come off like a gentleman? Interesting.....I might just go with this
>> Anonymous
in be4 TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>> Anonymous
MAKE HER LOOK LIKE THE CUNT SHE IS
>> Anonymous
Beat her by a very wide margin and order over 9000 steaks.
>> Anonymous
>>392530
At first I wondered why it took so long to come up with this answer.

Then I remembered where I was.
>> Anonymous
beat that bitch
>> Anonymous
train your ass off and make it incredibly obvious that you let her win
>> Anonymous
>>392673
this.
OVER 9000!!!!!
>> Anonymous
beat her ass

there are two ways to take the previous statement, and the answer is: both
>> Anonymous
>>392162

This man speaks the truth.
>> Anonymous
>>392530
no
kick her ass, let her pay for lunch and if the lunch is fun invite her to lunch some other day and pay
>> Anonymous
demolish her badly

show that you don't give a damn what she thinks

then buy the most fucking expensive lunch you can get away with
>> Anonymous
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Train to destroy her in the race, then STAND HER UP AT LUNCH AND NEVER TALK TO HER AGAIN.
>> Anonymous
Here's what you do OP, keep pace with her for about half the way, then when she tries to speed up, wait for some bushes to be in the vicinity, then,hit her in the head with a big rock. Drag her into the bushes and rape her. Brutally. Then go finish the race. Afterwards, eat some OATZ, hit the gym and do some SQUATZ, because lunch is for pussies. this is what domination is all about.
>> Anonymous
why would some girl you used to work with who knows you like her AND has a boyfriend call you up and challenge you to a race? The prize being lunch? wtf op... wtf...

Win, but be a gentleman and pay for lunch. Smoothly like "Since I beat your ass so bad, allow me to pay for lunch." She's either trying to sex you up or tease you like a ice-queen bitch. IF this is even a true story...
>> Anonymous
Train hard but don't dominate.

Girls will be happy that you stay with them, just make sure she realizes you could dust her at the drop of a hat.
>> Anonymous
>>393023
Take this from a college runner with a college runner girlfriend. Bitch tested me one time and I fucking double-lapped her and left, fucked hard that night too.
>> Anonymous
Pretend you can't keep up with her. Then when she starts pulling ahead take her to the ground at full force and shove your dick in her ass.
>> Anonymous
It's a marathon nigger. You being the average 4chan fag will not be doing anything afterwards because OMG DIEING. Fatty.
>> Anonymous
train hard. be better than her. run with her anyways.

be obviously not as fucking tired as her at the end.

OR

prove to her that her blowing you off wasnt that big a deal, DOMINATE the race, and consider the lunch a date.

OR

you're just being cocky, you're going to train hard, and she'll beat you anyways
>> Anonymous
>>393078
I agree with choice c and bet she's going to own your ass.
>> Anonymous
>>393080
OP, do not fail.
Stay on target...godammit OP stay on target.
>> Anonymous
DOMINATE HER
SAVAGELY
>> Anonymous
go practice running with her one day in the park and be the only one that comes back.

you know what i mean.
>> Anonymous
>>392530
>>392530
>>392530

Shit, why did NOBODY think of this?
>> Anonymous
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>>393865

don't you mean nobody ELSE?

you faggot,, you just proved how much fail you are.. at english, grammar.. all sorts of shit you don't even comprehend.

I lol'd at the ironyz of your very sentence..
>> Anonymous
I would never lose to a girl in a race lol. I would run until I have an heart attack.
>> Anonymous
DOMINATE HER
SAVAGELY
>> Anonymous
Bonus Points: Beat Her Running It Backwards.
>> Anonymous
hey guess what, every outcome ends with you alone
>> Anonymous
>>393889

Oh wow, you can pick apart a post and criticize somebody who wrote something in a couple seconds.