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Hey /fit/ Faggots,

My name is Angel, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass workouts. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun disqualifying people, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than the olympic boxing judging.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the kicking team, and starter on my punching team. What sports do you play, other than "bitch about people taking too much injury time"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot main referee (I just kicked him; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>> Anonymous
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>> Anonymous
I wish he had knocked the guy out. That would've been awesome.
>> Anonymous
>a banging hot main referee
>> Anonymous
lol TKD
>> Anonymous
kermit and the other /racists9k/ will really like that one. Black people: violent and stupid.

Anyone got a youtube link to that? Looks lulzy
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lpoo36c6jVw

Well, that's how I remember it.
>> Anonymous
>>290596

He needs to learn a good martial art first. A world class blackbelt couldn't even knock out an unfit referee who didn't expect to get kicked in the face.

Buakaw would've taken his head off.

>>290598

I agree.
>> Anonymous
>>291290
There is no such thing as a "good" martial art. It's all about the skill of the practitioner.
>> Anonymous
>starter on my punching team
>on my punching team
>my punching team
>punching team
>punching
TKD....bwahahahahahahahaha
Aside from that, not bad for reflavored copypasta.
>> Anonymous
>>291290
Olympic TKD practitioners don't aim for a knockout. It's like a game of tag with their feet. It's no surprise the ref was still standing.
>> Anonymous
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lol TKD, learn BJJ instead.
>> Anonymous
If I was that ref, oh lawdy, by the fist of god I would have smashed him.
>> Anonymous
you faggots

learn 2 gun
>> Anonymous
>>291351

Precisely. The guy's a blackbelt in tag, not a martial art. Martial arts implies you can ruin people's shit.
>> Anonymous
>>291392
http://www.martialviews.com/2007/02/do-i-feel-lucky.html

Inside of 10ft a gun is useless against a trained martial artist. Outside of 10ft, gun wins every time.
>> L0lPeiS
Negative, trained martial artist with gun V martial artist inside 10ft winds ever time. same as outside 10ft
>> Anonymous
>>291433
By the time they could draw their weapon their opponent would have already closed the gap (inside of 10ft.)
>> L0lPeiS
Guy with guns around the corner, martial artise manouvers around corner.. guy sees shadows ..hears .. fires.. kills... ???... Profits.
>> Anonymous
>>291450
Guy with gun shoots homeless man who was shuffling around at night. Gets charged with involuntary manslaughter, sent to prison for 5 years.
>> L0lPeiS
Guy is a cop, homless guy stole purse, cop is haild hero for saving paris hiltons dog.
>> Anonymous
>>291450

in this thread we learned about pwnage

and bloody shirts
>> Anonymous
>>291470

wrong again, since man with gun can afford a good lawyer
>> L0lPeiS
man shot hobo who was once a good lawyer but faild to alcohole resulting in stealing resulting in shooting, resulting in happy paris day in America.
>> Anonymous
>>291478
wut?
>> L0lPeiS
Your baffled i win.