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Oatmeal tastes like wet paper. What can I stir in that doesn't entirely negate the nutritional value? A little sugar and honey? Some milk, fruits and berries? What do you guys use?
>> Anonymous
I eat rolled oats with mixed nuts, flax and berries. It's the only true way to OATS.
>> Anonymous
Banana.
>> Anonymous
Splenda. Peanut butter. Flavored whey protein.
>> Anonymous
>>338655
fuck off it is. I eat it with hot water. And I fucking eat it all.
>> Anonymous
>>338656

For some reason overlooked bananas. Might be a winner.
>> Anonymous
boil water.
add blueberries.
boil blueberries in water.
add OATS.
cook.

fuck yeah, BLUEBERYY OATS !!!
>> Anonymous
>>338655
This. Add milk. Done. Eat them raw if you want (I do), or make some porridge.
>> Anonymous
i get some 0% fruity yoghurt and mix it with raw oats. I'm aware there's gonna be a bit of sugar in there but hey, its ok to have a bit for breakfast. I get either peach or red fruits, sometimes vanilla. Makes it somewhat bearable.
>> Anonymous
I just eat the shit straight out of the can. Fuck all of your pussy ass recipes.
1. Reach in
2. Grab oats
3. Eat oats

FUCK YOU
>> Anonymous
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When /fit/ speaks of 'oats', be honest. Do you use the instant oatmeal packets or do you man up and spend the time to stir your MOTHER FUCKING QUAKER OATS SON?
>> Anonymous
>>338737
I gotta say, I fucking eat that steel cut shit raw
>> Anonymous
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>>338749
Nigga I grow them myself and eat them off the stalk. WHACHU KNO BOUT DAT
>> Anonymous
>>338728

I just did this with a bag of oats. Shit was SO cash.
>> Anonymous
toss some god damn raisins and blueberries in. that is some good eating.
>> Anonymous
>>338737
I have to go to a different grocery store to find steel cut, so I usually rely on old fashioned quaker oats. I usually (90% of the time) don't add anything to them, and if I do, it's honey or a little salt.
>> Anonymous
>>338737
I take oats put them in a fucking bowl, put water, heat it up, stir the motherfucking shit and eat it like a man... makes you appreciate breakfast and makes you feel like you have a 20 inch dick.. i do it every morning.

fuck isntant oatmeal and that shit with flavours and sugars in it.
>> Anonymous
boil water,
add to STEEL CUT OATS,
scramble 2 eggs,
add eggs to oats,
enjoy:
>> Anonymous
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>>338785
FUKC YEAH BRAH 20 INCH DICKS!
>> Anonymous
>>338737
I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour. Why do I need the instant oatmeal? I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.
>> RAAAAAA
strawberries and rasberries.

You can get a lot of frozen strawberries from Sam's Club for really cheap. Just toss them in the pot once they're almost done.
>> Anonymous
This thread has given me the most motivation I've had in months. Excellent fucking timing 'cause it just became breakfast time for me and guess what? ITS OATS NIGGER! OATS!
>> Anonymous
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>>338809
>> Anonymous
this thread is like a combination of /ck, /fit/, an actually funny thread on /b/, and aggressive marketing all rolled together.

currently my favorite thread on 4chan, for the past month.

plus i was just considering gettin sum oatz last nite but i passed it up cuz ive still got a bunch of the insant shit to go through.
>> Anonymous
>>338752

LOL
>> Anonymous
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I don't boil water or use instant oats, I take regular oats and make them INSTANTLY by using the hot water thing on the coffee maker at work.
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>>338841
The only thing more G than eating oats with coffee is motherfucking oats with coffee WITH MOTHERFUCKING ORANGE JUICE CEREAL!
>> Anonymous
Who the fuck uses water? MILK you idiots
>> Anonymous
you're pretty much doomed to be for life if you can't handle motherfucking OATMEAL

stir some fucking deep fried chocolate pizzas in there to spice it up, fatty
>> Anonymous
How much worse for me is it if I take the instant oatmeal half sugar oatmeal as opposed to the tasteless shit?
>> Anonymous
Just add sugar. It won't be as tasteless then.
>> the ides of march !!7Z/3gj5ZXsu
TABASCO NIGGA
>> Anonymous
Milk and a spoonful of honey.

To the people who are saying cook it with water: what does it taste like, compared to milk? I always assumed those instructions were for people who were allergic to milk or who were just too damn poor to afford milk (like Bob Marley, eating the oatmeal porridge they cooked inna government yard in trenchtown)
>> Anonymous
Sometimes in my morning protein shake ill grind up a quarter cup of oats in the coffee grinder, then dump the resulting oat powder in in the blender with protein, banana, berries, ice cubes and water

Or if i eat oatmeal, ill just put in a half teaspoon of brown sugar and a dash of cinnamon
>> Anonymous
I enjoy the plain oatmeal.
However, I find the portions too meager for my stomach.
I prefer cottage cheese.
>> Anonymous
>>338846

this anon is wise

also eat your oatmeal with some of them 0% fat youghurts for major tasty win
>> Anonymous
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Fuck that Quaker pacifist shit. Get this, look there's a skirt-wearing Nazi throwing cannonballs around
>> Anonymous
FAGGOTS IF YOU NEED TO FEMINIZE YOUR MANLY BREAKFAST USE SOME FUCKING 100% PURE STEVIA AND SHOVEL IT DOWN THE HATCH
>> Anonymous
>>338936
ur a fag
>> Anonymous
>>338936
I has this. And Im living in scotland. Does this mean I'm gay? For moleman?
>> Anonymous
>>339022
It depends how curious you are as to what's under the kilt.
>> Anonymous
add granola
>> Anonymous
try some brown sugar