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Stupid little ectomorphs BigMassDawg/azaza
Okay, enough's enough, and I'm finally ready to render my judgment on this place. The unmitigated weakness, despair, and utter hopelessness of you mis/fit/s really amuses me, as a mesomorph. I can't help but chuckle at all the little otaku nerds here puffing out their flat chests in anonymity and pretending that they're real lifters, giving each other shitty advice.

I dunno. Maybe you all saw some nerd get laid in your Japanese comic books by going from a scrawny little fuck to muscular stud with some weights, and now you think that shit really happens! It was just a comic book. This is real life, so learn some hard real-world facts.

You're all ectomorphs, dumbasses! You'll never succeed at lifting, so just go back to your comic book porn, you fucking weeabos.

I mean, I'm seeing fags here bragging about benching 185 lbs as if that's good. Shit, man, I was benching that on my very first bench attempt, the first time I picked up a barbell.

I'm a mesomorph and you all are ectos meant by nature to be inferior to me, so just suck it up. I pack on the muscle and get the glances from hot girls, and you all can continue use your skinny little arms to jack it to tentacle rape comics.

As for /fit/ ... Pssht. It's worthless. I'd tell you losers some better forums where actually knowledge can be learned from experienced lifters, but you hopeless guys would just lower the standards there.

TL; DR: Know your place, Ectos.
>> Hankatola
3/10. D- Would not be trolled again.
>> Anonymous
>>85672
"Better forums"

4chan.org = not forums
>> Anonymous
(She just blew me, shit was SO cash)
>> Anonymous
0/10
Too obvious
>> Anonymous
fucking awesome, well crafted pasta by a master.
too recently post SO cash era and everyone is ready for it and may always be.
will the alpha male type pasta ever work again?
>> Anonymous
christ, this troll is terrible. -10/10. try harder. failure.
>> Anonymous
i'm not an ecto, i'm not skinny. your lame attempt fails.
>> Anonymous
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You forgot to include a picture of yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>85833

umpa lumpa
>> Anonymous
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You forgot about us endomorphs, faggot.
>> Anonymous
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>>85672
This is really what he wanted to say.
>> Anonymous
RAMIRO IS THAT YOU BRO?
>> Anonymous
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Nice try troll, but I'm an animorph.

Next time you see me, I'll be a fucking panther.
>> Anonymous
>>85988

If I had any internets, I'd give you them.