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Anonymous
/fit/, i need your help and any advice that you may have to offer. I'm 6'0" and i weigh 150 lbs. i'm trying to gain weight and have concluded that i need to start drinking some eggs in the morning. can anyone help by telling how to make it not as bad as it sounds? any tips and tricks that you've learned over the years...
>> sage sage
cook them.
>> Anonymous
nah...takes too long...and cooking around four to six eggs takes forever...i get really full eating two....i need to find something easier
>> Anonymous
drink beer and do nothing. Eat any and every food you want.
>> Anonymous
Boil a whole batch up, they keep for about a week in the fridge.
>> Anonymous
hold your nose, drink the raw eggs, and wash down with whole milk

or half and half

or straight up cream
>> Anonymous
>>276404
ughh...can't wait...thx...seems like the best answer so far...
i might try the boiling thing too...that could be easily done on a sunday or something...
>> SexSexySexy
Why the fuck is drinking eggs your only option?
>> Anonymous
most people want to lose weight, but you want to gain?

ex-anorexic, or trying to go up a weight class?
>> TheCodester
>>276416
cut, bulk, cut, bulk. rest occasionally.
>> Anonymous
>>276415
>>276416
i'm naturally thin...and i have a hard ass time gaining any weight. i'm 23 and i weigh like 5 pounds more than i did in high school which was like 5 years ago. i'm currently taking mass xxx from gnc around twice or three times a day between meals with a banana or an apple, but i've read that the best way to get natural protein is from eggs. should i just drink egg whites? is that an option too?
>> Anonymous
>>276415
faster to drink 6 raw eggs then to cook them and eat. by the time you're done eating the first couple, you feel full already
>> Anonymous
maybe you should stay thin. If you're naturally thin then you're body is telling you that you're thin.
>> Anonymous
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>>276423
watch an episode of good eats, the yolk is where all the weight gaining goodness comes from
>> Anonymous
>should i just drink egg whites
Yes
>> Anonymous
idiot your supposed to eat the shells too
>> Anonymous
>>276426
negative....i need the mass to be able to lift more. plus i look lanky...no one likes lanky...
>> Anonymous
>>276433
lmao...i'll save the shells and eat them for dessert...sound good?
>> Anonymous
>>276435
The shells actually can be pretty good. Go ask /ck/ for some recipes
>> Anonymous
>>276441
i can already feel them cutting through my anus....
>> Anonymous
>>276443
they get crushed finely
>> Anonymous
the rawer the better
all the salmonella and shit makes your immune system a tank
>> Anonymous
>>276380
>can anyone help by telling how to make it not as bad as it sounds?
pretend you're rocky balboa
>> SexSexySexy
>>276453
>all the salmonella and shit makes your immune system a tank

Wait... wat?
>> Anonymous
>>276461
>Salmonella...tank
>> SexSexySexy
>>276462
So your saying contracting that shit will only make you stronger? No adverse effects whatsoever? 4realz?
>> Anonymous
>>276474

Yeah dude. Same goes with AIDS.

Get that shit and you'll build an immunity to it.
>> Anonymous
>>276476
see? he gets it
>> SexSexySexy
>>276476
FUCKING SWEET!!! How about some of dem KANCERZ. Will that shit make me ironman?
>> Anonymous
>>276488
only if its sup3r kancarz
>> SexSexySexy
>>276494
I just got me some genital wartz cus I'm such a warrior. Now I'll be able to withstand all types of schlong munching viruses and shit. SUPA COCK, yo.