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misery Anonymous
hey /fit/ didnt know where else to post this but w/e....
Heres my rant...Every fucking male brother, cousin and old friend all have waded in hot, lovely chicks throughout the years. I am always the one who doesn't have any "trophy" to show off (don't kid yourself — that's obviously a major part of having a girlfriend) and to cuddle/do stuff with.

Nothing is gonna change, though. I really have tried my best, but (decent-looking) women avoid me like I'm some kind of monster. It's really quite fucked up. Even ugly assholes seem to find a girlfriend or two, but with me, it just doesn't happen. And I have really tried. For so long.

So… instead of listening to the same old retarded bullshit "advice" such as "love will come to you when you least expect it" (piss off) or "just relax and don't try so hard and they'll come to you" (riiight…) or "there's somebody out there for everyone", I would like you to share your own misery with me for me to feel slightly better about my situation.

Only those who have never had a girlfriend deserve to post here. Also state your age. (I'm 23.)
>> Anonymous
I'm a faggot. I don't know any faggots. What is love?
>> Anonymous
Sounds like you need more confidence. I've heard squats build up your confidence like crazy man.
>> Anonymous
I'm guessing you're fat or in denial about it
>> Anonymous
yeah eat lots oats and do some squats brah
>> Anonymous
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>>313144
>> sasuke !h003Xy2vOk
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Thank me later.
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
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lol posting in your bitter thread.

Ya. Women don't just fall in your lap.

You've gotta make effort, the right efforts, to get girls and be open for things to happen.

You're probably a recluse or just really boring if you haven't met anyone.
>> Anonymous
i've only had one girlfriend and that's when I was in the 8th grade, so it doesn't really count. I'm not too disappointed though. I guess I'm just used to never talking to girls. I've just been filling my time with friends and school, it doesn't really phase me.
>> Anonymous
this thread needs less BAWWWing and more yelling at OP for being an antisocial faggot who lacks the confidence to pickup girls
>> Anonymous
>>313133
Same here, 22 and not bad looking, it's just that I'm .... such a nerd and ... you know ... not good at talking or being funny or saying something clever ...
Is good to know I'm not alone in it
>> Anonymous
Fuck relationships. Go get a hooker and then hang out with your buddy's. Maybe one day a half decent girl will meet you but for now just fuck hookers if you feel sexually frustrated.
>> Anonymous
You guys make me feel good about myself. For most of my life I have been social awkward with periods of confidence and unique style. Now that I'm older and wiser, and have made a serious effort to be more confident, socially capable... I... can talk to... anyone... I can approach anyone. Start a conversation. Get people talking about themselves. Make friends. Make people smile. I can lead in social situations by being assertive. Thanks for putting my other problems in perspective guys. :D
>> Anonymous
Guys get into a cycle once they get bitter. Their bitterness further limits them.

Suck it up and be assertive, obnoxious if you must. You won't get with anyone if they don't notice you.
>> Anonymous
Drink, go to clubs, find a girl that isn't all over you straight away, talk to her, if you really like her, get her number, give her a few texts or calls later on, if she seems interested, go out with her, if she doesn't, then go for someone else.

People don't realise it but girls want guys basically just as much as guys want girls, there's easy ways to learn this.
>> Anonymous
I'm 18, never had a girlfriend, never want one. I am not gay. I'm like, asexual man.
>> Anonymous
>>313189
Girls are just waaay better at hiding it, until they get drunk.
>> Anonymous
>>313215
I could make you gay.
>> Anonymous
hey i've got this crazy idea for you: stop caring about such trivial bullshit and move on with your life instead of posting a thread called "misery" on fucking 4chan about your perceived problems

jesus tapdancing christ

i honestly have trouble believing you're 23 because that all sounds like some 14 year old self-loathing emo bullshit phase

get over it
>> Anonymous
>>313215
You mean a "nerd"?
>> Anonymous
>>313224
listen to this man
>> Anonymous
>>313156
>>313246
lulz
>> Anonymous
I'm chubby, loud and completely obnoxious. I don't even have that great of a face . . . yet I can get women because I have the balls to talk to them and I don't act like some scared/worshipping little kid.
>> Anonymous
I'm 470lbs and I've never seen my dick, OP. Cry more.
>> Anonymous
>>313307
R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
>> Anonymous
I fucked my best friend when I was 15, then stopped talking to her. 10 years later and I haven't had a girlfriend since.
>> Anonymous
>>313323
You must feel a lot of shame for that. Get over it. Life is short. Seize the day. Wait for no tomorrow. Feel good about yourself and feel confident.
>> Anonymous
>>313324
Well I didn't force her into it or anything, I was reading a book and then I thought of an idea so I phoned her up and asked her if she wanted to do it, she said yes and came round. Afterwards I couldn't talk to her because it felt awkward. I can't get a girlfriend because I compare all girls to her, and if they don't fill the mould, then I can't like them.
>> Anonymous
22 and never had a girlfriend. Can't talk to women. I get jealous when I see couples walking hand-in-hand down the street.
>> Anonymous
>>313332
you should be grateful that you've ever had sex, it's more than most of 4chan can claim.
>> Anonymous
>>313215
HAH! Same here.

Go check and see if you're depressed. Fucked up libido is a symptom. I'd care, but I'm pretty content fapping to porn.

OP, don't care about it. Make friends and fap regularly. You'll be less sexually frustrated when you meet people, you'll come off as easy-going.

But don't focus on getting a girlfriend. Just fap until you're good to go, and let people show interest in you. THEN pursue them if you want.

Personally, I wouldn't recommend it. Being together is great, but breaking up is, I assure you, a million times worse. The whole "better to have loved and lost" nonsense is a fucking lie.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
18, never had a girlfriend and I don't care. Don't feel like I have a need to have one.
>> Anonymous
OP is a fucking FAGGOT HOLY FUCK WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING LOSER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>> Anonymous
www.fastseduction.com

it's fun
>> Anonymous
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>>313349
OP here yet again responding to clueless faggot telling him that this was an obvioius troll thread
>> Anonymous
>>313359
lol OP is back-pedalling because everyone is calling him what he is.
>> Anonymous
OP copys and pastes
see here: http://www.anontalk.com/topic/11029
>> Anonymous
I'm a 21 year old female never had a boyfriend.
Let's all have a big orgy, unless you're a fatty then gtfo you kinda ruin things with you squashing everyone involved abilities.
>> Anonymous
>>313382
Cleverly disguised way of saying '...and I'm not fat honest!'


you guise!
>> Anonymous
>>313332
Talk to her about it.
>> Anonymous
>>313382
OK. But we all have to wear masks.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>313398

I'd pay to see a protest fag orgy.
>> Anonymous
>>313339
>The whole "better to have loved and lost" nonsense is a fucking lie.

No it isn't you faggot.

Enjoy being ronery.
>> Anonymous
>>313398
Naturally.

>>313391
Used to be, hence the longtime roneriness. Thanks to you, /fit/, I'm 140. WIP
>> Anonymous
>>313400

I'd buy one of those masks just to be involved in that failfest.
>> Anonymous
Go to a rave/waster party, take drugs, drink, try harder. You will get laid.
>> Anonymous
I'm worse than the op.

21, senior in college, lift weights, not too fat (5'11", 180lbs), mildly good looking, but have never had a girlfriend. Never kissed, never even caressed a girl. (I've never done any of those with a guy either just in case you're wondering... my parents sure are).

I'm a good conversationalist. I can be witty and fun. I just lack the self confidence to walk up to a girl and get the ball rolling. I can talk to them like regular people just fine, but any sort of flirting or romantic initiative scares the fuck out of me, and here I am typing on 4chan and losing at online poker again.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>313434
>>take drugs, drink

In moderation of course.
>> Anonymous
>>313458losing at online poker again.

Strike that, I'm winning a bit right now actually.
>> Anonymous
search david deangelo or mystery method on google. go to
doubleyourdating.com
realsocialdynamics.com
i used to b just like u. i can get girls now. its just a skill set just like anything else u can learn it.
>> hjjdd tejriej
realsocialdynamics.com
doubleyourdating.com
>> Anonymous
>>313458
Me again...

Actually, the more I think about it, I don't think I'm afraid of girls.

I think I'm more afraid of trying... actually... no... I'm afraid of being seen as trying. To me, if people have to try to get things done, then that means it's not something they are already good at and therefore a weakness. I try to never show weakness, so if I go out there and "try" to find a girl, then that means finding girls is something I'm not good at, and now the girl and everyone else in range knows it.

I don't like to let people watch me practice anything. If I'm practicing, then that means I'm not good at it, and that's a weakness. Unfortunately, meeting girls isn't something I can practice alone in private, so unfortunately I'll never become good enough at it to go out and perform it like it's nothing.

I had the same problem with public speakng for a while, but I managed to get past that by simply being force to do it in public out of requirements for work and school. Nobody can really force me to flirt with girls.

My life is an endless cycle of failure... except for the things I can practice on my own, or in anonymity.

::END RAMBLING::
>> Anonymous
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19 year old virgin here. Never had a girlfriend either.

I'm reasonably confident. I just have a boring personality and have no fucking clue what to say to girls. I mean really, what the hell are you supposed to say? I can small talk fine, weather, how was your day, etc. But after that I'm at a fucking loss.

Shit sucks...
>> Anonymous
gentlemen I have the solution to your problems: Free online porn video. Thank me later.
www.redtube.com
www.porntube.com
www.pornhub.com
www.spankwire.com
www.grayvee.com
www.shooshtime.com
>> Anonymous
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19 year old virgin here. Never had a girlfriend either.

I'm reasonably confident. I just have a boring personality and have no fucking clue what to say to girls. I mean really, what the hell are you supposed to say? I can small talk fine, weather, how was your day, etc. But after that I'm at a fucking loss.

Sucks cause I get hit on and checked out all the time. I'm cute, but effing boring.
>> Anonymous
sage for napoleon dynamite
>> SOLUTION
1. Grow some motherfucking balls.
2. Get some goddamn confidence in yourself.
3. If the one girl shoots you down, aim for the next. DO NOT GET ALL FAGGY AND BAWWWWWWWW BECAUSE ONE SHOT YOU DOWN. Go on to the next one.
4. At this point, you should have found yourself a girl.
5. Do shit with her.
6. ????
7. FUCK HER HARD.
>> Anonymous
>>313486
>I mean really, what the hell are you supposed to say?
i would like to know this as well
>> Anonymous
>>313486

Same fucking situation here
>> Anonymous
I'm kind of like you guys. I've just never been interested in dating, or the people who have been interested in me. I mean I'm sure it's something that I would enjoy, but I don't want to put a bunch of effort into endless dates until I find someone it works out with. I'd rather just be friends with people. I hate drama. HAAAATE drama.
>> Anonymous
i was like you op, I had had 1 girlfriend by the age of 21, and all I wanted was to have a girlfriend.

Now im a fiance and my lady is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Its not easy and I wish i had been with more people, but still, im pretty fucking happy now. It'll happen for you too OP *hugz*
>> Anonymous
>>313504
we do not listen to this fag
>> RONERY THRED Anonymous
I convinced myself to not be interested in dating, because I was afraid to approach women. That was fucking stupid, but all I can do now is work on myself and put myself out there more.
>> Anonymous
Alright, these threads are doomed from the start. Every weeaboo with his whale girlfriend starts preaching 'lol just talk to gurlzzz' and every other fat faggot is 'lulz i'm so hawt why can't i get teh pussy'.

I'll just post my story just THIS once.

I'm , 19, 1.86cm tall, 88 kg, 9% bodyfat, work a part time job(400 a month)/study maritime economics at the university(i'm not american, so i can't stay at the dorms, i live with my parents like everyone else my age here), have a car, have around 20-30 friends, both male and female that i talk to frequently, i get invited at every single fucking event all the time, i am a blackbelt at judo, i do 2 years muay thai, i speak excellent english, italian and greek, and i have no acne/deformities or anything.

I have only kissed one drunk slut at a bar and i never had sex with a person i didn't have to pay.

Why is that? Why should i be imideately associated with the rest of the fat losers who don't even have friends because i can't get a girlfriend? I have so much going on for me, why aren't women throwing themselves at me?
>> Anonymous
>>313514
>>313514
Durr, Because they don't throw themselves at you. You have to go get them.
>> Anonymous
>>313514
HURR DURR

BLACKBELT=WOMEN BEATER
>> Anonymous
>>313514
Maybe you don't have a personality that people can take seriously enough for dating.
>> Anonymous
>>313514
Because you spend too much time lying on the Internet.
>> Anonymous
>>313514

I think women will probably see you as an over achiever and place you out of their league if you are all you say you are. Try being moar shit.
>> Anonymous
>>313528
That's actually good advice. What do i need to do? Stop teasing women and making jokes in general?
>> Anonymous
>>313481

>>313154here. I'm just like you. I was failing all through high school and life in general because I was so afraid of failure in everything that I simply wouldn't try anything. 18 years old now and I've next to nothing to show for it.
>> Anonymous
1. get a mirror
2. practice what you would want to say to women until you no longer seem like a loser.
3.?????
4.profit

by ???? I mean GOOTFH
by GOOTFH I mean GET OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE
>> Anonymous
>>313530
That's bullshit, every single piece of dating advice is 'do this do that start doing that' and now you say overachivers or whatnot get nothing? Weak.
>> Anonymous
>>313533
I GAVE GOOD ADVICE OH SHIT. Well just be more serious about life in general. If you are sincerely more serious, and sincerely looking for a long term committed relationship then you will attract other people looking for that. What do you want to do with your life? What do you want when you are in your 40s? 60s?
>> Anonymous
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Haven't had a girlfriend for awhile like ever since high school I've been girlfrindless. I tried my best, and probably way too hard with this one girl for one solid year, but it didn't work.

I am 22 now and I do feel that I need a girl, but my life is falling apart. I've always been a delinquent bastard just playing around this entire time and hoping one day I would get an epiphany about life all the sudden. Nope that is not going to happen so I have to start trying to make something of my life first. A girlfriend is something I can really use right now, but before that I need to sort out this bucket of shit life first. My life is falling apart. Bitches will have to wait because they will come once things are more settled with myself.
>> Anonymous
>>313533
Also yes. Start having some serious conversations with them.
>> Anonymous
>>313538

Yes, it is a good thing to be interesting and be smart, but being too much of either makes women feel like shit and inferior (they want to be seen as equals nowadays)

I used to work in an office where i had to wear a suit all the time and if i was meeting a girl afterwards i could see she would feel underdressed or whatever and id have to be modest to balance things out for looking so fucking good/smart/wealthy. the same works with personalities.
>> Anonymous
>>313542
Life is what you make of it.
>> Anonymous
>>313545
tl;dr people are insecure faggots
>> Anonymous
>>313541
What do i want to do with my life? Finish my university, finish my mandatory draft, get a job as a ship broker office, get my own place before i'm 30 and we go from there. Extremely long term plans are fail.
>> Anonymous
lol ur all niggerfags
>> Anonymous
>>313570
Gay niggers are pretty hot.
>> Anonymous
>>313545
What women say they want, and what gets them wet are two different things.

Don't let them fool you, what a woman wants more than anything, on a very basic biological level (this stuff is hardwired into her brain) is a man who is better than her.
If a woman starts pulling away and pretending that it's because she's threatened, she's really testing you to see if you will chase her.
That's how she knows she's getting the better/worse end of the bargain, YOU tell her in the way you react to that test.

>>313133
http://doubleyourdating.com/
>> Anonymous
>>313600
Holy fuck, everyone who posts links to that douchebag is so fucking sheltered and generally gullible that it's not even funny. The only thing that doubles from that site is your spam mail.
>> Anonymous
18, in college, never had a girlfriend, but frankly I've never met a girl I ever was at all inclined to ask out, so I'm not quite sure how one would categorize that...
>> Anonymous
23
been with many chicks
have not been in a serious relationship
fuck them then ignore them
>> Anonymous
>>313600
This is true. We pull away so you will come get us. It's how we know you're committed, you actually want US. How we know if you have the balls to pursue. You take that as rejection, then fuck you, you insecure little pissant.
>> Anonymous
19 here and never had a girl. fucked for the first time with an ugly asian in manhattan. cost me $180. for u virgins out there, pick-up a newspaper called The Voice. you find it in the city and it has listings for whores.
>> Anonymous
Now, if we pull away, you follow, and we tell you to step the fuck off, step the goddamn fuck off and learn social cues you sweaty little sack of shit.
>> Anonymous
16. Lost my virginity at 16. Girls swoon at me in the hallways.
>> Anonymous
>>313610

that would be called gay.
>> Anonymous
>>313627
>you actually want US
How does a man know if a woman actually wants them? Unemotional robots. Jesus Christ.
>> Anonymous
Don't worry OP. Eventually you'll come to a point in life where you just don't give a fuck anymore. I'm also 23 and i've come to terms with the fact that i'll probably be alone for the rest of my life. Women are fucking stressful anyway. Just masturbate 3 times a day and the desperation will be gone :)
>> Anonymous
im 20
>> Anonymous
I love how women and men thing that the opposite sex is some other species that operates in SUCH a different way. It's fucking hilarious and pathetic.
>> Anonymous
>>313458
>>313481
jesus christ you're me
>> Anonymous
I've had hot drunk girls clingin all over me at parties because of my looks/clothes/body and the only thing i can do is freeze up, look like a jackass, and have them walk away bewildered. it's fun being 22 and only having 2 girlfriends, still not laid, but ont he plus side i spent my time relatively wisely and have built up quite a bit of cash/skills/muscles. My stock only goes up as i get older, can always hit up the 20 year olds when im 24 or so.
>> Anonymous
>>313651
what he said. just fap the frustrations away
>> Anonymous
>>313667

Cool story bro

Protip: Drink a little bit to loosen up. Sex is fun. Also don't drink too much, or things won't be as turgid as they should
>> Anonymous
i feel you OP. i feel you
>> belo
OP is same as me, afraid of rejection. Happens though. S'part of life. I've gotten alot better at talking to girls though once i started exercising...

Had my fair share of half a dozen g/f since highschool but not nearly as frequently as i'd like.(s'basically 1 a year, an that only lasts a 2 to 5 months) Last g/f i had earlier this year broke my damn heart pretty hard. Thought she could've been 'the one' ya know?

Otherwise this thread makes me feel better 'bout myself, I don't have it as bad as some people... lol...
>> Anonymous
I thought I had it bad. I've been on a dryspell without bedroom action for 3 months. Now I've gotten a boost in confidence from reading about various losers who've never gotten any at all.

Thanks guys, I'm off to go get laid with the confidence you just tossed into my lap.
>> Anonymous
OP makes me feel better about myself
>> Anonymous
i had an unattractive girlfriend in 9th grade. Nothing happened. Still a virgin. I'm 20.
>> Anonymous
>>314205
R-RORSCHACH?
>> Anonymous
This thread makes me feel SO much better about being a 19 yr old with nothing to show for himself. (no pussy). Then again, this is 4chan so that probably isn't much of a good thing.

Fuck man, we're all a bunch of losers.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
OP will die alone.
>> Anonymous
Thanks for the confidence boost!
>> Anonymous
>>313133
>>313133
WTF?
Why is this fagshit in fit. Not that I'm in a different position here, 19 still a virgin but fuck my mom threw insane tantrums at me when I was a kid. Still not over it and have a hard time trusting women and shit but fuck this is /fit/ you dumb faggot.

Sounds like op needs to get some fucking sleep, think about his shit and sort it out. Fuck dude I can type out a paragraph or two about all the shit I was put through in my childhood and how I still trouble dealing with memories of my past but shit Im sure there are people here with even worse cases then mine or yours. So fuck dude look on the brightside; your not in fucking Africa or China either starving or in fear of starvation. Fucking man up and get back at it and instead of trying to do one great leap forward, just go at it day after day and Im sure youll find the girl of your dreams or wet dreams.

/note to self I need to man up to.
>> Anonymous
20 year old virgin here. i made out with some fat chick in a club once when i was blackout drunk, but otherwise i've gotten nothing. i'm not fat anymore, bad looking or overly shy but i'm too scared to fuck a chick because of my tiny dick. at least most of you can fix your problems, i'm screwed for life.
>> Anonymous
>>314582

what size is it?
>> Anonymous
>>314585
4.5 inches
>> Anonymous
>>314588

yeah, you're pretty much fucked.

sorry :(
>> Anonymous
>>314602
yep

i've pretty much accepted that i'll never have sex with a girl more than once if i ever have sex at all
>> Anonymous
an hero, all of you
>> Anonymous
Step One:

Realize or convince yourself that what you are interested in is cool. What you do is cool, because you're a fucking cool guy. It doesn't matter if somebody else thinks you're uncool, because as long as you believe you are, they are just pretty gay for not realizing how cool you are.

Grats, you're sexy and confident.
>> Anonymous
>>314628

just fuck fat chicks. they still wont be satisfied and they'll still probably make fun of you to their friends, but they'll fuck you.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
You are all pathetic. Holy shit.

You have no room to insult anyone, EVER. It's not even the fact that you're virgins and have never had girlfriends, it's the fact that you all care so much about it.

Fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>314748
Reading through the thread I kept thinking the same thing. THey are a bunch of ungrateful sons of bitches. "BAWWWW I'M IN MY 20S AND I HAVEN'T HAD SEX BAWWWWWWWWW" fucking Jesus Christ that doesn't mean your life is over. Stop being pussies.
>> Anonymous
>>314588

WHAT IS THIS FAGGOTRY.

You're being asanine and breaking your own confidence. I can satisfy a woman with two fingers, both of which are probably neither as long nor as wide your penis.

If you've got the bitch turned on with enough foreplay she'll be too horny to care about the size of your dick. Just jam it in and perform well, you don't need a telephone pole to satisfy a horny bitch.

My fingers are three inches. Your dick has hope.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
It's like sex/relationships are central to their lives, but they STILL manage to fail at them.

When you fail at the thing you care about the most, give up on life. Seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>314582

jelq you faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>314758
>When you fail at the thing you care about the most, give up on life. Seriously.
That's where I differ with you Sponge. When you fail at the thing you care about most, get some perspective and work on it another time.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>314764

Who cares where the fuck you differ with me you're wrong
>> Anonymous
>>314766
NO Ur wrong.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>314770

This is where we differ. I'm right and you're not.
>> Anonymous
Sponge. Shut up.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>314772

You. Eat a dick.
>> Anonymous
>>314775

DURP DURP HURR IMMA GONNA GO AROUND INSULTIN EVERYONE GAIS

You alternate between namefag and Anon status to support yourself in arguements and you go around pissing people off. Really, shut up.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>314777

bs people just agree with me.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>314777

Every board is a themed /b/, don't act so surprised.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>314780

this guy is me too btw
>> Anonymous
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>>314777
He doesn't really piss me off. He's just sort of like a horsefly. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT HORSEFLIES.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
holy shit imagine a flying horse that would be so fucking annoying a horse swatter would be so hard to use
>> Anonymous
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>>314785
>> Anonymous
>>314779

Yeah because with everyone find reason to agree with someone who never contributes anything to any thread other than insulting people.

Maybe I can't see shit but since you have a name you also have a track record. Looking at your posts I have not seen any worthy advice on dieting or working out. Which being the namesake of the board is the sum of our purpose being here.

I can't control your trolling. Maybe you did post something contributive but I missed it. You're free to do as you please and insult me right after this post. Be sure to go Anonymous to drum up support for yourself. Maybe even create another namefag identity.
>> sasuke
i am also sponge
>> Anonymous
>>314788

shut up nigger. go smoke a cock.
>> Sponge
Disregard that I suck cocks.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>314788

>You're free to do as you please and insult me right after this post.

fag.
>> Anonymous
>>314757

fingers bend, dicks don't. girls never laughed at fingers but they do laugh at 4.5" dicks.

i wasn't kidding when i said fat chicks. if your dick is only 4.5" you might as well only fuck fat chicks.
>> Anonymous
>>314796
Or some chick who had a growth defect that 'caused her to be really small.
>> Anonymous
>>314796

It would be harder to get it in if she is fat, making it a bigger problem (pardon the pun)
>> Anonymous
>>314796

His hope lies in the noble industry of prostitution. Hookers don't get to choose their source of satisfaction, but because you choose the hooker the power of choice is with you.

Time for him make a trip to Vegas.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
Tripcode is #rip2pac

What a gay ass tripcode. I win sponge. GG.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
ffffffffffrrttgegegeg
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
well looks like sponge is finished
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
LOL
>> Sponge !N18kHSFw7M
I AM A GIGANTIC FAGGOT.
>> Sponge !!DxWmIyrmA+V
test
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>314815
>>314814

yhbt
>> Anonymous
>>314816

no u


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4
>> Anonymous
>>313133
It's because you are too nice to them. Women only like jerks.
>> Anonymous
>>314801
but pleasure's irrelevant because most girls wouldn't be able to feel a dick that small anyway. like i said they still wont be satisfied and they'll still probably make fun of you to their friends, but they'll fuck you, because nobody else will fuck them.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>314820

Total bullshit. Women don't like boring guys. They like nice guys who are exciting. Women don't enjoy being fucked over. You just failed and are now annoyed that you failed. You can't just be nice and expect women to want to be with you.
>> Anonymous
>>314821
Why is why you buy a vibrator, attach it to your tongue, then make them have the most mind blowing orgasm ever. Once that is over take advantage of their submissive state and pound their ass.
>> Sponge
>>314796

I've straight finger fucked a girl without bending my fingers. Believe me, she felt it just fine. It all depends on how well you get her off in foreplay.
>> Anonymous
>>314823
exciting=jerk
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>314828

No. Just someone who isn't mind numbingly dull, which is what most people in this thread seem to be.
>> Anonymous
Not quite. A guy has to be both a jerk and a nice guy. It leaves the woman feeling amibiguous and makes an impression.

Course you can't be some boring shit head either way anyway. Half the time it's not what you say it's how you say it.
>> Anonymous
>>314836Here

Previous post was directed at>>314828
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>314836

If you have to be a jerk to attract women then you're setting yourself up for failure. It's perfectly possible to be nice, trustable, interesting and fun to be with at the same time. Yes, some women like drama but that's not the majority believe it or not.
>> Anonymous
I like this thread.

2 parts win, 6 parts BAWWWW, 2 parts fail, and all lulz.

Thanks, /fit/ :) .
>> Anonymous
>>314848

No problem brah.
>> Anonymous
go take an improv comedy class. It'll enhance your confidence and help you talk to women.
>> Anonymous
>>314582here
it's kind of fucking bullshit that i lost 80 lbs and am still limited to fat girls and hookers.

>>314757
yeah but guys with normal sized dicks still have fingers and mouths with the benefit of still having a normal cock, not the miniature version that i got. there is no way in hell a girl wont burst out in laughter when she sees that my dick is only 4.5 inches.

>>314758
ill satisfy your troll fantasy and pretend for a second that you fuck 3 different gorgeous models every week. it's not so much that everyone here bases their lives on sex and fails, but when you see that everyone around you is eating steak and you're only eating a bunless hot dog, or in my case cocktail wiener, you wonder what steak tastes like and think about how much you hate hot dogs every time you have to eat.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>315084

>ill satisfy your troll fantasy and pretend for a second that you fuck 3 different gorgeous models every week. it's not so much that everyone here bases their lives on sex and fails, but when you see that everyone around you is eating steak and you're only eating a bunless hot dog, or in my case cocktail wiener, you wonder what steak tastes like and think about how much you hate hot dogs every time you have to eat.

all i hear is

>whine whine whine i have a small dick and i'm insecure
>> Anonymous
>>315084

ill say it again.

jelq you faggot. quit your whining and bitching, i bet you are some fat ass lard can who thinks its "impossible to be thin".
>> Anonymous
>>315095
maybe you missed the fact that i lost 80 lbs, i'm currently 6'2" and 195. i'm certainly not done yet, but i'm not really fat anymore

>>315094
i'm not disagreeing with you
>> Anonymous
>>315098
195 is still fat.

lose some more weight. learn how to not look like a rapist.

STOP BROWSING 4CHAN.
>> Anonymous
>>315098

fuck sake, tiny cock and you miss rhetoric?

no wonder you can pick up women.

ill say it... one more time... and you should be fucking thankful seeing as im the only person helping you here and giving you solid advice.

JELQ, you faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>315109
i'd like to not have a purple, limp, deformed dick. even though it's tiny i'd still like to be able to jerk off and not completely go insane
>> Anonymous
I'm 22 and I also have never had a girlfriend.
Thing is, I've never felt I needed one (and no I'm not gay). The only times when I actually wish I did have a gf is at family dinners or parties when my 2 cousins show up with their gorgeous girlfriends. Like you said. I don't really care about the girl but for once I'd like to bring a trophy as well.
I've had quite enough chances but I've always turned them down for some reason.

Few times I tried looking for a girlfriend for exactly that reason and while the following may sound cliche, it is true. You shouldn't look for love, you should let it find you. Looking for a girlfriend and actually trying to get someone to be your girlfriend never ends well.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
I HAVE A GF AND SHE WANTS TO GO DRINKING WITH ME, I DONT WANT TO GO CAUSE I'LL GAIN LIKE 30 POUNDS AND LOSE MUSCLE. HURR DURR...

KEEP BAWW THREADS IN /r9k/ >_>
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>315116
LOOK FOR A GIRL THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY; SIMPLE CHILDISH THING, BUT IT WORKS.
>> Anonymous
the worst thing about being 20 and a virgin is that everyone thinks you're gay
>> Anonymous
20 year old virgin here. i made out with some fat chick in a club once when i was blackout drunk, but otherwise i've gotten nothing. i'm not fat anymore, bad looking or overly shy but i'm too scared to fuck a chick because of my tiny dick. at least most of you can fix your problems, i'm screwed for life.
>> Anonymous
pathetic
>> Anonymous
All you virgins... I want to come to your house at night, sneak into your bedroom without waking you up, then smother you with chloroform on a rag. When you're passed out I will tie you up so you're laying on your stomach, lube up your asshole, then use a few fingers to get you relaxed. When you wake up I'll proceed to GENTLY rape you in the ass so that it doesn't hurt. I will kiss the back of your neck, and nibble on your ears as my massive SQUATZ glutes flex from my thrusting motion. Mmmm.
>> Anonymous
22 yo virgin here. Just give up on women OP, the relatioship boat is now long gone, you had your chance.
The sooner you accept your lonely fate, the sooner you will stop your misery.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I'll just leave this right here...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Being over weight and shy around girls was my problem. The funny fat guy. After 4 years of muay thai practice, moving out of my parents house, and 1 year of a job that requires a lot of social contact - my confidence sky rocketed through the roof. Now, at 23, I finally have a girl. Of course, it's much easier to live with your parents, eat snacks and play video games. I sure thought so. But if you want shit to happen, you have to make them do so.
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
     File :-(, x)
I BET YOU'RE ONE OF THE FAGS WHO STOP AT 2 OR 3
>> Anonymous
>>315333
Awww a retard just met another retard. <3
>> Anonymous
>>315246
As a 6'4" who's got barely at 6" down below...it honestly doesn't matter. Presuming you've got full control of all the muscles in that region, you're fine. Unless it's about as wide as a pencil, technique almost always wins out over size.
>> Anonymous
>>313481
Read "Fear - the friend of exceptional people" by Geoff Thompson. Follow his advice, without fucking around, and you will eventually master your fear of failure - hence growing as a person, gaining confidence, and making things easier.
>> Anonymous
>>313458
i can't for the shit of it make any sense out of that. not hitting on girls has to be the best way to get laid, fuck, just say hello and some plain comment to some girl at the bar, she will at once think you are going to hit on her, and this is where you just fuck off. then, at the dance floor or whatever, you will stand out to her in the crowd - and she thinks your interesting because you did not act like 99% of all other blokes in the vicinity. just an example. but this is the shit.
>> Anonymous
WOOOOSHA! George Thompson!
>> Anonymous
>>315299
this man speaks the truth
>> Anonymous
>>313133

Age 22. I don't deserve to post in your thread, according to your criteria, but I do have to say, you're absolutely right about one thing. The thing I liked best about having a girlfriend was having her hanging onto my arm in public. I think I liked seeing other guy's jealousy even more than the sex.
>> Anonymous
can someone FedEx a hooker for OP already
>> Anonymous
18 never had a GF. Had a few fucking good chances but I'm an idiot.
>> Anonymous
I'm 24 and don't fit your birgin criteria for posting but I just wanted to let you know that you should enjoy your hand, because you iwll have it until the day you die faggot virgin OP.
>> Anonymous
>>315345

that fucking book is around $100
>> Anonymous
>>313133
30. I'm have been socially retarded since highschool but recently saw a shrink, got on meds (inderal ftw), and started doing more social shit like giving presentations and demonstrations in front of large crowds without flipping out. Things are getting better but it will still take a lot to make friends & get dates w/e. Having more self confidence helps a fuckton & I look forward to socially challenging events now.

It's gay at my age but I never thought I'd get the social anxiety monkey off my back and now that it's gone I got to learn all this shit from the start. Rather do it now than when I am 40, 50 or 60 w/e.

Anyway take it from an oldfag that you are never to late to change shit around. Feels good man.
>> Anonymous
>>313133
Hey.. I grew up with 3 sisters (and a half brother... but he´s not the point here), try matching the "sex score" on that.... yea compared to them i could aswell be a virgin...

Dont you just hate when girls can get laid basically anytime they want.. but guys have to actually work for it?
>> Anonymous
>>315788
EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE, EVERY AGE IS THE SAME. FUCK.
>> Anonymous
>>315292
>When you wake up I'll proceed to GENTLY rape you in the ass so that it doesn't hurt. I will kiss the back of your neck, and nibble on your ears as my massive SQUATZ glutes flex from my thrusting motion. Mmmm.
Sounds good to me! When should I be expecting you?
>> Anonymous
>>315341
it's pretty damn pencil thin, 4.75 inches
>> Anonymous
>>315972
pills increase girth. not length. so you might want to try them.
>> Anonymous
>>315974
no they don't, that enzyte guy and his mom just got sent to jail