/fit/, here are two things about my body that make me RAGE:1) My nostrils are fucked up, for some reason I can only breathe out of one at a time. It's not blocked up because I've tried everything to unblock it. The weird thing is that it will actually switch between my left and right nostrils being blocked??2) My tongue feels too big and always has some sort of sore on it which is extremely uncomfortable and sometimes even makes it hard to talk & enunciate wordsWhat's wrong with me???
Not enough cawck. I suggest getting someone to ram their cawck up your ass until you can breathe through both nostrils.As for the tounge, i heard gallons of semen will reduce swelling.
>What's wrong with me???You're a nigger.
Damn I didn't know this was /b/2
Nostril thing is entirely normal, although most people only notice it when they have colds and try to blow their nose.
I have the same thing with my nostrils. I hate it.
Nostrils thing is NORMAL, the nostril you breathe out of will switches with time.
Nostril thing is definitely normal, don't worry about it.
I have the nostrils thing too.I thought I had a problem, seems not.
Your brain changes the nostrill through which goes the most gas exchange every 45 minutes.