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Anonymous
So I've been interested in cleaning out my body of it's waste and toxins. I'm very skeptical of most "Detox" products I've seen. Does anybody know of any legitimate products or programs?
>> Anonymous
your best just looking up a detox program on the internet or a fitness magazine..pills and all are shit and they lately found a cancer link betweent them
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
Drink and shit load of water until you piss. Drink more water until you piss, repeat until you piss shortly after drinknig water. You just flushed your system.
>> Anonymous
>>18795
I drink plenty of water. I'm more concerned with intestinal and colon health. I don't have enough bowel movements.
>> Anonymous
>>18808
eat TONS of high fiber, or fiber only foods?
you can't absorb fiber, so it acts like a broom to your arse.

so, fiber + water. god, that must be awful.
>> Anonymous
>>18820

actually he's right... but those detox kits have those disgusting results... you've seen them right? the liquidy goo... i'm not sure on this but i'm guessing that is you're waste not fully developed yet. So no, all they are doing to cleaning out early poo and fecal matter (and you're body needs fecal matter, trust me)
>> Anonymous
detox is bullshit.
Drink water and your kidneys shall rejoice.
Eat normal and your intestines will be happy.
Too much fiber is unhealthy and will lead to constipation and is supposed to even cause cancer.
>> Anonymous
Go in for a colonoscopy. Before you go in, you'll be given insane laxatives, the most bitter shit you've ever had. You mix it in with cranberry juice (like a gallon of it) because it helps guise the taste.

Then you drink lots of water.

And shit... for a day without food.

You'll end up shitting progressively less colored poop, until you're just shitting water.
>> Anonymous
>>18845

that's unnecessary. That's only for going into surgery.

OP, heed my words:

If stool is toxic, then the roughly 15 percent of American adults with constipation would have higher rates of colon or digestive diseases. They don't.

There have been real, honest-to-goodness studies on colon cleansing in recent years, but they all have focused on the potential harm: abscesses caused by too much water, rectal perforation and electrolyte imbalance. All that water, usually tens of gallons, washes out the electrolytes that the colon was built to absorb. The water also washes away beneficial bacteria needed for digestion, and not magically only harmful bacteria, as the proponents claim.
>> Anonymous
The whole idea that your body has "toxins" is total and complete bullshit. Your body gets rid of unwanted matter all by itself just fine.
>> Anonymous
>>18858

true. The human body is amazing. Most people complain about having fevers, when a fever is very necessary. Most doctors will give you anti-biotics for (let's say a high fever), which is bullshit because it's not a bacteria, but a virus. So your body kills out the virus by heating up your body temperature. And if your fever gets too high, jump in some cold water or take some asprin, other than that man it out.

tl;dr: fevers are necessary. Don't take aspirin unless you're running fevers at fryage level.

so yeah, fuck detoxifyers, your body will get rid of whatever it doesn't need on it's own.
>> Anonymous
DETOX = SCAM
DETOX = SCAM
>> Anonymous
The only thing with "cleansing" your colon is that you fuck up your bacteria.
Enjoy your week-long diarhea.

Just get used to the fact that nature has no concept of "clean" or hygienic.
Humans are born to be full of shit (haha).
>> Anonymous
>>18871

hehehhehe... i actually chuckled at your statement
>> ?suomynonA?
>>18790
>legitimate products or programs

Haha. Good one!

>>18808
>I don't have enough bowel movements.

Eat fiber, try a bowl of raisin bran every morning.
>> Anonymous
>>18839
that's it. shit. everything causes cancer, even shit before it's shit. can you substantiate that to a lazy bitter Anon?
>> Anonymous
>>18853
can't you just reline your gut, IG tract, and I suppose that last intestine with Bio-k+. The good bacteria I've heard are easy to put back in, just swallow a swig of this yogurty stuff.