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Anonymous
sup /fit/

Ok, so i read all the warnings, the pros and the cons and possible risks of steroid use.

But fuck it, I want to try, and i want to be as safe as possible.
Where can i buy steroids, and what kind of steroids should i be taking, howl ong should i be on them, etc.

i am so mad - yesterday i was outcurling a guy by 15 pounds (i was doing 45 lbs om each arm), yet his arms looked so much bigger than mine!!!!
Help me out /fit/, anon wants to become super anon!
>> Anonymous
>Where can i buy steroids, and what kind of steroids should i be taking, howl ong should i be on them, etc.

Do not ask this to some 15 y o pushup faggots that troll 4chan all day, You might end up fucking yourself over, google for a decent bodybuilding forum and ask around there
>> Anonymous
So you want to be big instead of strong?

This makes you a gay.

You want to use steroids to bypass hard work.

This makes you a super gay.
>> Anonymous
>>463219

The forums at bodybuilding.com are actually worse than /fit/ is. It's /b/tards galore over there
>> Anonymous
you only live once OP, do what you want

at the gym, look for the people who are juicin already, and ask em if they know where you can get some

things that may get hurt in the process: kidneys, heart, testes
>> Anonymous
>>463226
gotcha, i'll try that

I haven't been seeing many results even though I've been mostly consistent with diet and exercise for about a year now.
The only thing that really took weight off for me was p90x, but then i severely plateaued at the end of it.

I just wanna get freaking huge, and still be able to go out from time to time and not feel like a beer is killing my hard work
>> Anonymous
>>463215
Strange, I'd rather be smaller/stronger than bigger/weaker. I prefer the lean and tightly muscled look over the big and bulky shit.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>463247
to each his own, i'm an NYC fag so i gotta compete with all these guidos going after the same women.

Lure them in with my biceps, keep them there with my intelligence.
>> Anonymous
>>463215
i asked a similar question earlier after a bit of re search deca durabolin seems to be one of the best regarded and "safer" than other types.
>> Anonymous
Lure them in with my biceps, keep them there with my intelligence.

FALSE

If you were intelligent you wouldn't value 'competing with guidos' over the health of your vital organs.
>> Anonymous
jurassic park featured the best and most realistic movie animatronics/cgi to date
>> Anonymous
>>463987
FUCK YEA IT DID
>> Anonymous
>>463971
he wants his bitch to give him a cash blowjob bro
>> Anonymous
>>463215

Don't do it bro.

My doctor prescribed me steroids for a poison ivy rash, first dose I was ok, a tad moody.

After the second dose, my chest broke out in pimples, I was emotionally unstable, and extremely depressed all the time.

However I got a tad bigger. BUT DONT DO IT
>> Anonymous
>>464015
WOW, thats the wrong type of steroid you moron!
>> Anonymous
>>463226
I have large balls, would steroids be a good way to solve this?
>> Anonymous
>>464018

no
>> Anonymous
>>464034
yes fucking faggot. what doctors give patients are Corticosteroids, not fucking testosterone dumb ass. go back to school and learn to read. fucking moron.
>> Anonymous
thats right, you better stay out of here with your fucking bullshit. get an education and you wont sound fucking stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>464015

you, sir, are a fucking idiot. definitely one of the dumber anons i've seen on these roid threads
>> Anonymous
I should be stronger, my asthma inhaler has steroids.
Why am I still 98 pounds?
>> Anonymous
What a movie called Bigger Stronger Faster. It is a very excellent movie/documentry on the use of steriods. They show that a lot of the problems combined to steroid use are bullshit. Steroids can be dangerous but only when used for excessive amounts of time and when too much is used. also lot of athletes end up suffering because they are pushing themselves that bit more to win and end up taking enough to do damage
>> Anonymous
>>464090
i lol'ed
>> Anonymous
>>463215
Who's the guy on the far right?
>> Anonymous
The effects on you organs arent as bad as you may think

Does arnold swartzanaeger (spelling) have a million problems? And he would of been taking large doses of the shit. Now is has super model wife, all the money anyone could want, and a successful and furfilling Career
>> Anonymous
>>464119
>furfilling
Furfaggotry? ON FIT?! GO HOP IN A FUCKING SUIT AND SUCK A DICK MUH FUGGAH!
>> Anonymous
people who juice are disgusting, you can literally see their organs pushing out of their bodies. it looks like they are going to burst. guts are the worst.. so disgusting
>> Anonymous
that guy on the far right is fucking puny
disgusting pecs
NEEDS MOAR SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
>>464122
O sorry faggot i ment fulfilling
>> Anonymous
>>463215
>i am so mad - yesterday i was outcurling a guy by 15 pounds (i was doing 45 lbs om each arm), yet his arms looked so much bigger than mine!!!!

Either you're an idiot or a troll, I'm guessing both.
>> Anonymous
>>463215
>>yesterday i was outcurling a guy by 15 pounds (i was doing 45 lbs om each arm), yet his arms looked so much bigger than mine!!!!

I hate faggots like you who are constantly checking out how much other guys in the gym are lifting and getting a hardon over the fact you're lifting slightly more.

Did you consider he might be just WARMING UP with the lighter weights, or maybe he was recovering from an injury? Or maybe he's smarter than you and has a much better diet compared to yours?

Fucking tool
>> Anonymous
>>464841

Or it might have been an isolation exercise after he had exhausted himself doing pull ups or something like that. You can't really compare yourself properly with someone you just see lifting at the gym. This is especially true on mirrorfag exercises such as culrz, which also contribute a lot to technique. I bet OP was swinging the weights like the fool he is.
>> Aces !/umHO.vuXE
Good choice OP its a great drug, now on to the source finding.

Its a goose chase that your gonna have to do yourself.

The best option is to find a local gym rat source with confirmed good shit. I on the other hand had no such option so i had to find it online which is quite a pain. First off IF YOU FOUND THE SOURCE IN UNDER 15 MIN ITS FAKE. There are tons and tons of fake sites but good legit quality sources on the internet do exist.

You can either buy from a handful of online overseas sites that actually sell legit shit ( there are only a few 90% of the sites you see are fake ) The best is if you find a domestic source which usually only has a email address that you have to first off figure out and second you usually need a referral.

It took me about a good couple days of surfing and researching and i recently found a few good sources and had a successful transaction with legit shit.

As always google is your friend but you are gonna have to get pretty deep. Everytime you find what you think is a legit source type in is "blank" a legit source and youl find the right forums. Eventually you should find your way if you try hard enough, i did.

Good luck, have fun
and
get
HYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJ
:D
>> Aces !/umHO.vuXE
>>463215
As far as the steroids themselves its again alot of info that youl need to learn about. Even though its pretty safe its still a very powerful drug that you should know about befor you use it.

To start off watch this movie and if anyone else is thinking of using them, this is for you aswell.

http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/bigger_stronger_faster/

Great movie

Il give you the basics.

There are oral steroids and injectable. The orginal steroid that was devolped in the good ol USA to beat the big bad ruskies in the olympics was called Dianabol, the " breakfast of champions" as schwarzenegger put it. Look that up to get started. Its a oral steroid and is still used today. Its got everything you want but has a few problems. One it is bad for your liver in the long run.
Sadly the safest way to use roids is injecting it. Shit sux but its the best way.

The other problems any steroid has is after you come off of it its harder, NOT IMPOSSIBLE to keep the gains you made...Also your body sometimes produces to much estrogen after your off can give you some of those comical side affects AKA bitch tits. This doesnt always happen but it can. To combat this you need something called PCT, Post cycle therapy. Its basically drugs like Nolvadex that keep your hormone levels normal so you have no bitch tits or any other wack ass side affects.

So to sum up the simple stuff.

Dianabol is the first merican made oral steroid and one of the most common. You CAN take it by itself but its not that safe.

PCT keeps you from having bitch tits after you come off the junk and involves taking drugs like nolvadex.

There are LOTS more types or steroids and testosterone that people use so read up on the other shit too.

IF you have any other questions lemme know
>> Anonymous
>>463247
i'd rather be bigger and stronger

>>464015
you got corticosteroids
their effects are totally opposite of anabolic steroids
u got fatter, bro

>>464131
the big stomachs are caused by human growth hormone in very large doses
not really a problem for anyone here because shit is so expensive that you couldn't afford to use enough even if you wanted to
and in lower doses hgh is very beneficial

>>464856
>>464878
not a troll
>> Anonymous
SQUATZ & OATZ!!!!

Oh, yeah anyone that can't hack it without steroids is a fucking pussy. THATS FUCKING FUCK YOU FAGGOT ASS LICK COCK SHIT, YOU ARE A PUSSY!
>> livestock Anonymous
How old are you? If you're under 18, go fuck yourself. You shouldn't think about it. If you want to go ahead, make sure you read up and know what you're getting into before you start. I'd start with a cycle of short ester Test-maybe Test. Propionate, although you'll have to shoot more often, and Test P can hurt.. The short half life would let you bail if the sides get bad. Deca gives you good growth, but you're going to retain water, and it stays around for a long time. Have a good estrogen blocker on hand. They're not gonna kill you if you use them intelligently.
>> Anonymous
>>464951
im actually 3 thosand years old.
>> Anonymous
seriously, those who want to get the BIGGER look instead of STRENGTH/LEAN, TIGHT MUSSEL look are fags.

being big is a lot of trouble.
>> Anonymous
Steroids are awesome, I think you should do it as soon as possible. Just go to your local gym and look for the hugest guy there with the meanest look on his face, he will hook it up.
>> Anonymous
>>464975
Steroids make you much stronger too, what do you think all that muscle you put on is fucking fake?
>> Anonymous
>>464990
Truth,when you can gain 5-10 lbs on your lifts each workout like youre a begginer all over again while putting the muscle on even faster with a good stack,why not try it atleast once?just make sure you have everything you need for your cycle before you start,including your PCT stuff
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
how does he wipe his ass
>> Anonymous
>>465046
I DONT THINK THAT PIC IS REAL
>> Anonymous
>>463275
Man, those guidos can't count as competition. They're basically all the same person, just be different than they are...
>> Anonymous
Op here, posted this shit yesterday, and im surprised that it's still active, thanks for all the advice and feedback guys.

I guess I'll start looking around. I've seen Bigger Faster Stronger and i was really impressed with it, great movie.

Doing a little research on the effects of deca durabolin, it seems a little overwhelming that to combat the potential side effects of a steroid you need to do other drugs, i guess this is where the research comes in.

Oh, btw i am 24

And on another note - it seems as if the dating scene in NYC has fat ugly chicks, old chicks on a cex and the city ego trip, and all the girls in my age range that are attractive are orange skin guido bitches, so its either my hand or a girl who got a hulk hogan tan, but also a hot bod lol.
The attractive, yet sensible girls in my age range are nowhere to be found
inb4 "read the game, faggot", cause i did, it helped, got laid more, but now i wanna get laid better
>> Anonymous
Maaan nyc is a shit pit then
>> Anonymous
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Even if u find a roid source, if u dont know them personally, u will probably be buying watered down garbage. Thhats how dealers get theirs for free, by taking half or more of ur shit in a bottle and repllacing it with water or even olive oil.