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Anonymous
hi guys, question for you

how often do you shit each day, and how much time do you spend on the toilet each time?

i used to go like four times a day and spend about half an hour each time because it was the coldest part of my room (i live in one en-suite room in student accommodation) and where i could read, but i've decided that is retarded and want to fix myself, don't know what i should be aiming at though.

what is normal?
>> Anonymous
NORMAL is having a shit every day, usually morning, for only about 5-10 minutes.
>> Anonymous
Normal for me twice a day, once at 6:00 am and again at 4 pm before I leave work.
>> Anonymous
Usually twice for me...once in the morning and then once again before I work out in the late afternoon to clear the system. 5-10 minutes with a book.
>> Anonymous
>>124506
you shit everyday at work? Does no one else at work think that's strange?

Why is everyine shitting twice a day? That's a waste of time and you cant have that much shit in you.
>> Anonymous
For most people, a daily poop is normal. However, that doesn't mean a more frequent pooper is unhealthy by any means. Everyone has a different rhythm.

Four times is rather excessive, though. As with any pooping dilemma... eat lots of fiber.
>> Anonymous
>>124523

Hell yeah I shit at work. I fucking live in stall #3.
>> Anonymous
>>124541
i think it was largely psychosomatic. i've started setting a five minute timer every time i go, and trying to limit myself to three times a day if i can. once i am comfortable at that i will try to cut down to two.

i used to be able to go days without shitting, and blocks of nine hours or so without pissing. i wonder if i fucked myself up with that?
>> Anonymous
>>124551
It's not healthy to deny your natural urges. I knew a guy that had to get surgery involving both (urinary tract and pooper) because as a kid he made it a game to see how long he could hold it. Went on long enough that it hurt his body somehow.

I think we all hold it at one point or another, but it really freaked me out when I heard it had surgery on his dong. Yikes.
>> Anonymous
I'm in love with this thread.
>> Anonymous
I poop 1-2 times a day. Usually takes me less than 5 minutes each session, unless it's an epic shit.
Once when I was a child, I was camping for seven days, and I was so afraid of using the nasty latrines there, that I held it the entire week. No ill effects, other than a long and well-deserved bowel movement later.
>> Anonymous
>>124602
Last year I crewed a yacht in Asia, with a shitty head next to the captains bedroom - I was going to drop the kids off in there, so I held it for about a week too. Those Asian toilets couldn't handle the bomb I dropped. Spent 20 minutes flushing and poking at the masterpiece I created with the cardboard inner from the toilet paper (which I'd used up).
>> Anonymous
>>124602
Last year I crewed a yacht in Asia, with a shitty head next to the captains bedroom - I wasn't going to drop the kids off in there, I'd stink the boat out, so I held it for about a week too. Those Asian toilets couldn't handle the bomb I dropped. Spent 20 minutes flushing and poking at the masterpiece I created with the cardboard inner from the toilet paper (which I'd used up).
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>124652

A FUCKING WEEK!?!?!
>> Anonymous
>>124677
I was browsing some forums one time and this pregnant chick said she didn't shit for two weeks.
>> Anonymous
I have a friend who eats way too fucking much and shits 3 or 4 times a day, and he thinks it's genetic, so he won't listen when we tell him to eat less.

I only shit about every 2 or 3 days, in 10 minute sessions.
>> Anonymous
>>124602
Man I did the exact same thing, it was epic.
Normally I go once a day, occasionally skipping a day. I probably don't get enough fiber.
>> Anonymous
Which fruits are the best for helping remain regular? It's not uncommon for me to do every couple days too, but I dislike the groggy feeling I get from it.