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Anonymous
Lol their product descriptions read like they came out of a high school marketing project.
Caution: Keep out of reach of couch potatoes, recreational athletes, and wannabe bodybuilders. Anabolic Optimal DoseĀ has been shown to cause abrupt anabolic mutating effects.* Users may also experience plateau-smashing workouts and may have difficulty finding clothes that fit. Never take more than the recommended dose.
* Forces Obsessive-Compulsive Muscle Growth * Provokes Vicious Episodes of Uncontrolleable Strength * Involutary Growth of Muscle Tissue * Triggers Satellite Cell Activation
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