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Anonymous
for an entire month (dec-jan 05-06) during my break from college, i spent every single day alone in my apartment. I would usually wake up around 11a-2p and proceed to make myself an epic breakfast. deep-fried potatoes, pancakes, bacon, eggs, etc. the works. almost every single day. while i cooked, i drank a TALL glass of iced brandy. i was hammered before sundown, and would sleep, belly full of breakfast, until about 9pm. i would then switch to a different liquor and cook a different deep-fried meal, or order a huge calzone. i would again get shitfaced as i played videogames.
seldom were the days i left the apartment -- maybe 2 or 3 times, to get food and alcohol. i showered every few days, wore the same pajamas for the whole month, and spent some serious /b/ time.
AMAZINGLY enough, i had SEX during this month as well. i made her come up to see me (of course) and i did her the courtesy of not getting hammered while she was there. she was a short chubby southeast asian. i will never forget licking her asshole while she brushed her teeth and she moaned out toothpaste-foam, then she rised out and i threw her to the floor and ravaged her, no condom, and came inside her when she asked me not to, and she loved it anyway.
holy fuck that was an awesome month. nothing will ever be that good again. Go College.
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