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Anonymous
YOU ARE IN THE BEDROOM. YOU SEE CRAB NICHOLSON. HE HAS NO MITTENS. HIS CLAWS ARE MENACING. EXITS ARE BATHROOM, KITCHEN, LIVING ROOM, AND CRAB NICHOLSON'S ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS.

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>> Anonymous
Kitchen
>> Anonymous
I get on my treadmill and try to flee, however since I am currently overdosing on meth, the heart rate warning on my treadmill flickers, and as a precaution the machine stops the treadmill so my heart rate does not increase further, this coupled with my adrenaline from seeing crab nicholson make the halt almost instant, stopping my escape on the said treadmill. I am then impaled by jack nicolson crab menace, who then ages 20 years and makes the RAT FACE from The Departed, he then tears off my penis and then since I no longer have any reason to live, I die.
>> Anonymous
>>445588
wat
>> Anonymous
>>445588
lol
>> Anonymous
>I get on my treadmill and try to flee

>stopping my escape on the said treadmill

I don't think so tim.
>> sickmyducknagger
GO CRAB NICHOLSONS ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS
>> Anonymous
boil in kitchen