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Dr. Baron von Evilsatan
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FURTHERMORE, PEOPLE BECOMING MORE ATTRACTIVE DOES NOT, AS MY COLLEAGUES HAVE POSITED, HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH PEOPLE NOW BEING FED ADEQUATELY FOR FULL GROWTH AS CHILDREN, THE GENERAL DECLINE OF HORRIFIC SKIN-RAPING DISEASES, THE MASSIVE DEVELOPMENTS IN HYGIENE, THE CHANGE IN THE NATURE OF WORK FROM SHIT THAT GETS YOU FILTHY TO THE POINT WHERE MANY FARMERS HAD DIRT SO INGRAINED IT COULD NOT PHYSICALLY BE REMOVED WITHOUT EXCISING THE SKIN TO COZY OFFICE JOBS, AND THE CHANGE IN SHOWER/BATH SCHEDULING FROM ONCE A YEAR IN FILTHY WATER TO ONCE A DAY.
FURTHERMORE, I WOULD HYPOTHESISE THAT THESE OUTSIDE FACTORS ARE, IN FACT, THE WORK OF FILTHY CURCHMEN WHO DISREGARD THE POWERS OF EVOLUTION, WHICH CAN, DESPITE THE NAYSAYERS AMONGST MY SCIENTIFIC BRETHREN, DO WHATEVER THE FUCK IT WANTS IN MERE SECONDS.
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