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Anonymous
Hello /fit/ my retainer has just died. Does anon know how to make one DIY style?

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>> Anonymous
No, see an orthodontist. Disregard any further advice.
>> Anonymous
Do not see an orthodontist. What is a retainer? Disregard previous advice.
>> Anonymous
Oh, lol.
>> Anonymous
>>152585
-an advanced payment of attorney fees
-a vassal in feudal Japan, often Samurai providing military services
-a person being part of the retinue (suite, train) of a dignitary, either performing personal services such as man servant, pageboy, bodyguard, or rather occasionally in proximity such as a minstrel
-the part of a contractually due sum that is paid in advance, while the balance will only follow after receipt on the counterpart in goods or services; also called advance payment or deposit
-an individual, in civil proceedings, assigned to maintain assets of an organization; for example, in a lawsuit between shareholders, a judge may be asked to replace an executive who holds shares with a retainer if they believe there is a danger of the executive running the company into the ground
-RFA Retainer (A329), an armament support ship
-Retainer agreement, a contract between two people or companies where one pays to reserve the other's time. The agreement includes the salary to be paid, the period of time to be reserved (for instance, one week per month), and details on the type and scope of work to be done by person or company under retainer
>> Anonymous
>>152587

Okay, all these definitions are different, but you said your retainer "died", so I'm going with

>-a vassal in feudal Japan, often Samurai providing military services

Alright, so you need to get a Samurai. This shouldn't be too hard.
>> Anonymous
I normally like seasoned samurai to guard my shipments of Wii throughout the Koroki forest, to stave off soccer mom ambushes. I normally lose at least one samurai when one of these 300 pound, purse-mace welding mutants explodes through the bush to raid my precious Wii Wagon and its precious contents. I like to keep a good mix of swordsman and archers. The archers usually soften up the monster, unless they have deep fat-armor.
>> Anonymous
I love this thread so much
>> Skippy das Buschkänguruh !!MIDnJbhFIVQ
>>152585
The wire that they put behind your teeth so they stop moving after you've had braces.
>> Anonymous
>>152605
God fuck you faggot! He means a samurai retainers! Get it right and then go do some SQUAATZZ~!
>> Skippy das Buschkänguruh !!MIDnJbhFIVQ
>>152608
I did my SQUATZ yesterday. Deadlifts too.