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As sick as it may sound, the condom trick is probably the way to go. Get a friends piss in a condom, get him to fill it up enough for a reasonable amount, put the condom on and tape if needed (enough to be swimming in your dick, very important). Attatch a small pair of nal scissors on a piece of string near your crotch, when asked to take a piss, you simply cut a small hole in the spunk trunk and let it flow out. Your crotch/dick should have kept it warm enough to pass for someone elses.
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