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Anonymous
Damnit /fit/, every since I got this new shampoo my hair has smelled like shit. The shampoo smells good in the bottle, but my peers tell me they can smell my stench from like 10 feet away. This is bullshit. Help me please.

Pic related, my shampoo. (Brocato Peppermint Scrub)
>> Anonymous
Fuck, I don't know why I'm falling for this troll.

Stop using the fucking shampoo.

Also, sage.
>> Anonymous
Put the shampoo on a hot dog and eat it.
>> Papirkurv !!ufC+EOK+aTQ
That shampoo bottle. Put it in your rectum.
>> Anonymous
make a pool of shampoo on the table and smother your face with it, and do not move once it blocks your mouth and nose.
>> Anonymous
>>170115

Damn you beat me to it. Also make sure you attatch something, perhaps string so you can retract it without any embarrassing incidents at the hospital.
>> Anonymous
Post noodz of you with it.
>> Anonymous
have you considered that there might actually be shit in the bottle.