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Ok so my goal is to have a girlfriend so i can have sex with her. Preferably a hot 15 year old, but a girl around my age, 18, is fine too.

I heard that women don't think about sex as often as guys or some stupid shit like that. It makes things harder but more exciting. I heard they want males to be spontaneous, but i don't know what to do because i dislike and don't care for other people. I can't just tell her 'I don't care about you, come to my house i'm horny.' when she says 'I hate school/work/wathever, people are so immature/cool, today sucked/rocked.' I heard girls like to feel appreciated, but i don't have patience for that bullshit.

I'm a very bad actor and can't fake smiles or interest. Is there a way i can remain spontaneous and still get 15 y.o. pussy?

pic related: it's a bitch.
>> Anonymous
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I think you've picked the wrong image board. Go back to /b/

They'll give you an appropriate answer there... probably something along the lines of "an hero"
>> Anonymous
>>200914
Girls don't like an heroes.
>> Anonymous
15 year olds are really easy sometimes. just be super hot and they will ask you. ignore them though, be hot and ignore them.
>> Anonymous
You don't want a 15 year old hot girlfriend.

Trust me, I did once.
>> sage sage
holy crap. GTFO
>> Anonymous
15-16 y.o. can get old faaaaaast. They want to talk to you literally +3 hours a day. And if you don't talk to them they get all bitchy "I hate life you don't like me I'm stupid etc. etc." on you. And that bloooows.
>> Anonymous
>>200932
Ok, right, i'll go catch a fever, that will make me hotter by about 5 degrees.
And then i ignore them, because i can't fuck them if i have a near-death fever anyways.
>> Anonymous
i lol'ed
>> Anonymous
you are no girl's dream guy
you are no girl's fun one night stand
gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>200935
What about an ok-looking one?

>>200937
It shouldn't be a problem. I'd record myself saying 'Uh-huh, Interesting' and make it loop while she talks.
>> Anonymous
wtf, why the hell would you want a 15 year old? Hit up the older girls they make a better fuck while a 15 year old will text you to hell whining about how you didn't pick up her phone call the night before.

but if you really want to bag a 15 yr old just be a bad ass - if you do that correctly you just have to be sweet once and it'll leave them moaning for you at night
>> Anonymous
>Ok so my goal is to have a girlfriend so i can have sex with her.

LOL you and about 99% of 4channers have the same goal.
>> Anonymous
>>200908
Best post I've read all month.
>> Anonymous
women hit their sexual peak a lot later than men. I suggest becoming a toy boy, you'd be paired with a woman with a similar level of libido.
>> Soldat !SOLDattErw
You really want to deal with teenage angst all over again? So much for once bitten twice shy...
>> Anonymous
>>201210
Women's libidos don't actually peak in their 40s, the women just become uglier and need more sex to feel pretty... preferably wit a young stud who reminds them of their lost youth.
>> Anonymous
30 is when women are at their peak
>> Anonymous
That women would enjoy sex any less than men is pretentious bullshit cooked up by scared parents and chauvinists of all kinds over the ages.

Women are supposed to be the 'delicate' and more 'highly developed' sex. Ergo, they aren't supposed to give in to base, natural urges so easily. And they are supposed to be careful, social, reserved, etcetera. This is an image that serves male pigs and conservatives, because it makes it easier for them to repress women. But it also serves feminist cunts, because it gives off the image of women being more highly evolved and refined. In the end though, the ones who end up as the tools, with a more strenuous and poorer sex life are regular women. And potentially, this even worsens the situation in general by increasing the shock, interest and 'charge' of sex symbols in the media as well, even further skewing the view that society has on sex and making it -more- unhealthy.

You want some good advice for 15-16 y.o. pussy though? Avoid it. Bitches don't know what they are doing. And hormone-jacked teenage girls mostly look like shit and are crazy in the head because they can't keep check of their emotions.
>> Anonymous
>>200908
show her how many squats you can do and she'll get wet in her pants
>> Anonymous
>>201219
lolling so hard
>> Anonymous
>>201414

:D
>> Anonymous
>>201145
Being a badass? Ok, i'll google that.

>>201210
They sure are horny, i ran off from my mistress when she said she wanted to try her butt plug on me. She was fat, too.

>>201414
It's kind of sad isn't it?

I'd aim for a well-spirited 15 year old but even a bitch will do, it could be entertaining.