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Anonymous
How do you deal with a girl's angry ex or even their current boyfriend calling you up and threatening you cause you stole their bitch?

I hooked up with this one blonde chick and she got rid of her b/f cause she liked me better but he hacked her email acct and now he's harassing me :) lol
(he's a loser with no job that only gets drunk and into fights all the time, but he has alot of MUSSLE)

Guns are illegal here in Holland so wassup?
Maybe i should take some martial art.
I mean, it's not my fault some girl likes me better, should i say no to free pussy? Fuck that shit.
>> Anonymous
girls love it when guys fight over them...

and shes just usin you to make him jealous. you're both gettin played
>> Anonymous
>>427184
No, she changed her phone number etc and doesn't want to be with him anymore.
This has been going on for a month now, including the threats.
>> Anonymous
Squat him till he dies
>> Anonymous
>>427189
Please, my life could be in danger. I need to protect me and my new bitch.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, i need your help!
>> Anonymous
so guns are illegal in holland but him threatening you isn't? call the cops cause you're obviously not enough of a man to take care of this yourself.
>> Anonymous
this is related to /fit/ how? fuck off and die you, your gf and her ex
>> Anonymous
>>427200
because i'm not fit and he is, and i need a way to kill him that doesn't involve guns lol
>> Anonymous
hey, it's you again.

seriously, just call the fucking cops.
>> Anonymous
this is fitness related, this man is mentally unfit and needs some serious thinking exercises
>> Anonymous
>>427204
Haha, you remembered me. Cool.
Cops here don't do shit until shit has actually happened. I don't even know what the guy looks like since bitch burned all the foto's, but he knows how i look like so i'll never feel safe.
>> Anonymous
>>427176
It's pretty straightforward, you can take the "evil" or "good" route.

Good: Get some sort of evidence, inform the police, prosecute him if you want, change your phone number.

Evil: Jump him when he least expects it and hit him so hard that he doesn't get up again for a long time.

Now...

Pros of the good solution: You won't be breaking the law, your g/f might respect you more for that

Cons of the good solution: You might end up looking like a massive pussy depending on how tough your local area is, your g/f might respect you less for it

Pros of the evil solution: You'll look totally badass, he will probably leave you alone for good

Cons of the evil solution: He might recover and retaliate potentially turning a small problem into something much bigger, you could get arrested and sent to prison.
Make your choice.
>> Anonymous
How do you deal with a punk who stole your bitch? I've tried threatening him, maybe I should try squatting him?

She was a 300lbs blonde chick (imma chubby chaser with a fetish for the fugly) and she got rid of me cause she didn't like my big cock, she said she needed a puny penis to better suit her abnormally tight hole. I hacked her email acct and now I'm harassing the pencil dick :) lol
(he's a faggot with a crap job that only stays at home and faps all the time, but he has a small dick)

How do I get my cock smaller?
I mean, it's not my fault some girl likes small cocks better, should i say yes to surgery? Fuck that shit.
>> Anonymous
>>427223
no Good way out of that situation...
>> Anonymous
Have your gf show him to you without being seen, start stalking him and study his habits, get a balaclava and a baseball bat, ambush him at night from behind with a well put stroke to the head and keep on beating him while yelling to leave you and your gf alone.
>> Anonymous
>>427240
I read that as baklava and lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>427223
The bad thing about the Good way is that even if the police takes action, the guy is looking at what, 1 month prison? Then when he comes out he's gonna be even more raged.
>> Anonymous
>>427246
Not exactly. If you knew anyone who's been to jail, you'd know that's not always the case. Believe me when I say prison humbles even the biggest tough guys. He might be a new man when he comes out.

These stories of people coming out of prison to look for revenge are really only in the movies. Prison does a lot of things to you.
>> yo yo
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yo the best long term solution is a martials art
and u need 2 get mussle also 2 have mussle 2

peace
>> Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg
I speak for the rest of the board that's anxiously waiting for you to get your ass kicked because you honestly believe your ego will get you out of this. That guy's gonna tear you limb from limb. I've seen it happen to some of the people I know, some of the best and the lowest. You're motivated by free pussy, he's obviously not. You're already dead.
>> Anonymous
>>427252
That's true, but different people might react differently. My father got arrested for threatening with death my mother, then when he came out 2 months later he DID kill her.
>> Anonymous
>>427257
i knew it was only a matter of time before a tripfag came in here trying to sound smart
>> Anonymous
>>427265
I don't know whether to believe that or not, but if that's the case, then OK but that's more of a one-off thing.

If this guy does go to prison, he'll likely be so scared when he comes out that he won't want to commit another crime. And if he does, well, if the OP is smart enough, he can get him sent back in there again for a much longer time.
>> Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg
>>427266
There's nothing spectacular about what I have to say. I've seen it and this guy is in for a world of shit. My friend was destroyed. Then the guy who destroyed him was destroyed. It's not cool. Well it was cool when the guy that attacked my friend left coco lake drive choking on his front teeth but the whole ordeal was not cool and the girl did not like it one bit. We all almost got in trouble because her mom called the cops. Cops didn't do shit. Everyone got away. Everyone except the kid that got beaten down. Welcome to the real world.
>> Anonymous
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>>427257
OP here. He doesn't do martial arts, he's just a berserker. If i start doing martial arts i have a chance against him.
>> Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg
Oh and one more thing, the guy probably doesn't want to fight you over the girl, but rather the girl is his reason to fight. He wouldn't threaten you if he wouldn't get a kick out of it and if he's that persistent it's only a matter of time. I'd love to help, but you're have to take me seriously. Don't do this.
>> Anonymous
>>427278
cool story bro. you sound really tough.
>> Anonymous
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>>427176
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> Anonymous
>>427274
Anyway, only OP knows if in Holland you could get arrested for making threats. I know for sure that in a lot of European countries you cannot.
So the only way out is to either man up and confront him in person or hope he won't go through with his threats.
>> Anonymous
oh timbo, where are you when we need you the most?
>> Anonymous
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>>427278
>>the guy that attacked my friend left coco lake drive choking on his front teeth

dude that's awesome wtf what style did u use????
>> Anonymous
SQUATZ AND OATZ
>> Anonymous
find out where he lives, take a few friends with you and beat the shit out of him.
>> Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg
>>427285
Hand to hand is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon. There were 2 fights that revolved around this one girl and in the end it started over something silly. People fight because they enjoy fighting. I enjoy fighting. Fighting is a release like the way people on /fit/ get it from running and working out and probably fighting, too. Someone egged my friends car and they accused the girls ex of doing it. He then showed up at MY house on MY street with the entire monarch high school baseball team. My friend had an ego, he thought he wouldn't do anything, he thought he could take him and he couldn't.
>> Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg
>>427289
It wasn't me who got him back, it was another one of my friends. Fighting is completely instinctive, you don't end up using one style but many when the moment comes.
>> Anonymous
hurp >he has alot of MUSSLE

durp >he hacked her email acct and now he's harassing me

Sounds like another Internet Tuff Guy to me. Fuck him, if he really wants to do something about it, he knows where to find you (and trust me, you'll know what to do).
>> Anonymous
>>427176
NOT YOU AGAIN!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>427351
???????
>> Anonymous
>>427280
if he is much bigger than you and gets into fights often you don't have a good chance
>> Anonymous
>>427354
>>if he is much bigger than you and gets into fights often you don't have a good chance

That's the dumbest shit I've read today. If you know what you're doing, you're not going to worry about his size. He'll be about half his size when he's doubled-over after OP smashes him in the balls.
>> Anonymous
>>427367
100 pounds more + street fighting experience > few months of martial arts training
>> Anonymous
>>427367
you don't know shit about what fights are really like
>> Anonymous
in confrontation
1. kick to the balls
2. kick to the face
3. ???
4. profit!
>> Anonymous
>>427453
btw my friend is in the millitary for over 7 years now, the kind of fighting they are thought is to neutrilize the opponent:
he says almost all the combos start with a kick to the balls
(in war if the opponent isn't dead, you are)
>> Anonymous
OP, I remember you from your last post. You haven't taken care of the problem already? I'm sorry, there's just no excuse for that. You're a little bitch. I hope that guy fucks your shit up.
>> Anonymous
OP, you should consider an hero.
>> Anonymous
any man who appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. for a wounded man shall say to his assailant; "if i live, i will kill you, if i die, you are forgiven" - such is the rule of honour.
>> Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg
>>427525
The whole idea is passing the baton. The girl is the baton. He wants it back and you have to prove that you deserve it.
>> Anonymous
>>427455
Balls, nose or throat

All perfectly viable targets for starting a fight.

Balls make them fall over, nose will make them tear up and make it hard for them to see and throat will fuck with their breathing.
>> Anonymous
Invite him over for a threesome and suck his dick real good.

He'll probably want to be your friend afterwards.
>> Anonymous
Okay, so guns are illegal. Fine.
You could still get a knife or crowbar and get the drop on him....

Or you could always just ditch the bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>427529
yah nose is good, but it could damage your fist
throat is kinda hard to aim at, also this is what i would go for :)
balls - if you hit your target, you can do whatever you want with him afterwards

best combo
1. Kick to the balls.
2. Knee in his face
3. When he is down, kick his throat.
4. Just make sure he doesn't die...
5. Second kick to the balls, or better a stomp
>> Anonymous
GET trained BJJ skillz and kill it
>> Anonymous
>>427176
Get your own girl, fag. I hope you and the roidhead get into a fight.
>> timbo timbo
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yo u need timbo's fight tips for da STREET?

son u from holland so what u wanna do is get sum peppa spray from germany or belguim shit should be legal there n cheap n shit or make ur own pepa sprey from a youtube clip~~

u spray that shit on a nigga and he ain't doin shit for 1h son// or 2 niggaz
so get that shit and pull out all his teeth while he's blind lol

but seriously tho go take MMA classes and get some mussel

if u good with tha ladies u gonna be dealin with this kinda NiGGaz all da tyme, @ da CLuB etc

ps my friends call me timbo
cause i was in one of justin timberlake's videos
bustin some moves
in case u wanna say i can't dance n shit

and i deal with angry NiGGgaZ @ da club all the time son this guy came up to me and he was like yo TIMBOOOOOOO u want my girl?? in ur dream,s pig, i put you in a Jigsaw room and fired all ur hairballs, and then i'll let you beg for mercy, but i dont know mercy

and i was like AAAAAAAAAAAAH

but i got da moves and they don't so they backed up cause i got a crew n shit but i'm gonna be takin ChEEEt Kune Do Classes soon so imma be aight @ Da CLuB

TIMBOOOOOOOOO
(for international solidarity, social justice, democracy and PEACE)
>> timbo timbo
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>>427635
This young male approached me and he exclaimed, "Greetings, Timbo. Do you desire the woman that I have relations with? In the sub-conscious thoughts that occur during the R.E.M phase of sleep, I would place you in an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling similar to the one in the popular "Saw" series. I would then apply enough heat to form a combustion reaction to the hair around your genitals, and after, I would allow you to request clemency, but I have no knowledge of clemency."


And I let out a loud scream.

Fortunately, I have acquired the knowledge of dance and they have not yet. They must retreat because I have a group of friends similar to me.

If you do not have the skills to perform artistic movements

You should A) Rest at your place of residence instead of visiting venues of dance and entertainment.
B) Have your life be terminated.

What thoughts do you have?
-Timbo

Post-Script: My companions have given me the nickname "Timbo"
This came as a result of me participating in one of popular Pop singer and dancer Justin Timberlake's films.
I was showing a few movements of the art of dance.
I am only saying this in the event that a person claims that I do not have the skills to dance.

Timbo
(For unity between nations, the distribution of advantages and disadvantages within a society, the political orientation of those who favor government by the people or by their elected representatives and the state prevailing during the absence of war )
>> Anonymous
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going to 4chan for advice on fighting. dude, seriously. you will get fucked up real bad. you will get your ass kicked by this dude long before you'll get good at any martial art.
>> Anonymous
>>427639
>>427639
NOW YOU ARE WHERE YOU BELOOOOONG, GAAARBAGE
>> Anonymous
Since this is only threats so far i'm assuming he doesn't know where OP lives, i'd say OP should stay/get in shape regardless and find a good martial art. It's better than nothing.
>> Anonymous
lol
>> Anonymous
>>429246
What the FUCK do you think you're doing?!

I don't care if you're OP or not, you're a faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>429249
lol
>> Anonymous
>>427629
good
>> Anonymous
Stab him in the neck

/thread
>> Anonymous
Op, do NOT kick him in balls.

Yes, this is the best plan if you're fighting for your life. You however, are fighting for a girl. In the eyes of your peers, girlfriend, and opponent this is the equivalent to whipping out a 2 foot long pink dildo and beating him mercilessly with it.

Be a man, fight him, and either win and be awesome or take your beating and get pity sex. If you kick him in the balls, you will lose all respect and he WILL be back for revenge, and you better believe he'll be fighting dirty.

tl;dr: fight him and lose already, just get it over with
>> Anonymous
>>429679
lol?
>> Anonymous
>>429859
the hell are you talkin about, in this world the winner is always right
>> Anonymous
>>429859
Actually, if you beat him up with a dildo, that'd be hilarious and really humiliating to him.

Definitely kick him in the balls. Why waste your energy fist fighting for no real reason?
>> Anonymous
>>430316

Don't you know? BJJ's only weakness is punches or kicks to the groin.

Also, a shot to the throat is much more acceptable than a kick to the balls, but has a similar effect. Just don't hit too hard, lest you kill him by suffocation
>> Anonymous
>>430398
so much more acceptable.

kicking another man in the balls in a non-life threatening situation is just not ok, it's dirty fighting at its worst. if you're that scared, listen to timbo and get some pepperspray, or learn some basic arm bars and grapples instead - break his fingers or something.

>>430300
I'm pretty sure that's just when you win by killing everyone who disagrees, not when you simply win at something.
>> Anonymous
We already had a thread devoted to the same problem for the same OP. He's a little attention whore that's not going to take any of you stupid newfags' advice. Sage
>> Anonymous
headbutt him. whether you win or lose, people will still think you're badass.

i headbutted a dude (who happened to kiss my girlfriend) about two years ago. stories get around, and even though i'm only 5'9" and 154lbs my friends never do that play fighting shit with me. the dude who i headbutted (3 times) and all his mates avoid me like the plague or befriend me at parties. good times.
>> Anonymous
Guns are illegal, but piano wire probably isn't. Put 2 and 2 together and dress dark one night.

You can get the job done.
>> sage sage
You sound like a douchebag, op. I hope now have the blonde's old boyfriend's syphallis. Also, what does this have to do with /fit/? Go troll /b/.
>> Anonymous
either buy a gun illegally or move to a country that isnt run by pussies.
>> Anonymous
>>427207
you can't get that fit in that short a time. what you gonna do, tell him to wait six months?