ok guys, i got a problem with my pooper. Lately ive found my shits have been bigger and wider than usual. At first it was just harder to shit and id be sitting for awhile pushing but now it comes normally but hurts like fuck when it comes out. Their like 'balls' if you could put it that way and about 1.5 inches wide. Ive been afraid to go to the toilet now due to the massive amounts of pain i experience and i was wondering what in gods name i can do to help myself because i think ive got about 2 days worth stuck in tharpic not related.
Fucking diet
>>159878Do a barrel roll
Before poop: (_*_)After poop: (_O_)
>>159881Im not a fatty, if anything i lack body fat
come faggots help
eat fibre. shit easier.
Eat a bag of prunes. Those things are so damn good and make you poo like crazy. Drink lots of water too.
>>159909this.also, drink more water.
>>159910>>159911>>159909winstart making oatmeal a daily. any blood (AKA pink water)?
>>159914No blood. I got some fibre pills so i took like 3 of those.
/fit/, i have news. I got the shit out. There were like three different shits about 2/3s of a foot long each this time and about an inch wide each. i had to fucking prop my leg up on the wall to try and get them out and i ended up letting a load of piss out onto my bathroom floor. But the shits are out for now but my pants are piss covered
>>159933Wow, that's wonderful news OP! Now you can sit back, put on some Bright Eyes, and cry over ex-girlfriends while you cut yourself. Well, that's what i'm currently doing anyways.ps I want to die.
>>159933I remember one time when I was pooping, I had to pee and it went shooting out of the space between the toilet and toilet seat. Piss went everywhere. That sucked. Anyways, good job on moving those bowels.
>>159968Only had one ex and she sucked, current girlfriend is this hot little asian girl.
>>159984do you tell her your poo story yet? do you have any pics of this little asian sweety?
>>159970Enjoy having a small penor much?