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Anonymous
hey /fit/
i am 600lbs and im trying to put on my favourite jeans. and its the bigesst on the market, and i cant seem to put it on. i have to wear jogger pants, because they streatch, to go to the shops, weddings, parties, or anything.

please can anyone give me a diet plan to lose alot of weight. people tell me to lift weights, but i tell them even i get tired to heat up some left over chicken from last night. i am always hungry and was wondering if anyone knew some special diet plan or how to beat my hunger, i eat about 7500 calories(at least) a day. my Record is 11666 calories in a day,(24 hour period)

please hurry back to me because my husband wants a divorce if i dont lose all this weight.
>> Anonymous
do squatz then cut off your legs
>> Anonymous
i love food, ill be able to beat in a last man satnding
>> Anonymous
>11666 calories in a day

Phelps wins again!
>> Anonymous
Stop eating so goddamn much fatty.
>> Anonymous
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mmm cake
>> Anonymous
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>>283824
YOU FAT FUCKING PIG! YOU LOVE FOOD?! DON'T THE POOR ASWELL LOVE FOOD?! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LOOSE IT? GET REAL AND START THINKING IF YOU WANT TO PASS 30 OR DIE OF A EARND HEARTATTACK!

BTW i love caps.
>> Anonymous
drink lots of water. but dont kill yourself doing it. you probably wont.
>> Anonymous
>600lbs

die in a fire.
>> Anonymous
On the offchance OP is serious, do not ask here. Call a clinician. You're too fucked for the Internet to help.

No one wants to help you anyway, I just laugh.
>> SQUATS
>>283824
It would be impossible for someone weighing 600lb to post this message as no chair can take that weight.

Troll 0/10

If not a troll do one squat a day you'd gain so much muscle but lose your knees
>> Anonymous
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>>283824
hey, i've been using that image in a /b/folder image of mine for over a year
>> Anonymous
>>283977
What a lie. Europeans don't get pregnant. Except when they get raped by Muslims.
>> Anonymous
>>283981
No no, that fat bitch is actually european (searched "fat german"), I looked it up myself, not saved from 4chan (why I was surprised to see it pop up here). The pregger with water is in tennesee (found her by searching "hillbilly bitch").
>> Anonymous
>>283988
Thanks. I reversed the order, probably because the lame stereotype is that all americans are fat.
>> Anonymous
Im OP

and the picture isnt me, i destroy all photo's of me because i cant hardly fit in the camera
and i dont use a chair, i lie on my bed with a laptop