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Anonymous
I have the best, the best, the best.
There's an OCD guy who goes to my gym here in Atlanta, he spends about 10 minutes at the common area paper towels and hand soap area collecting this huge, big roll of paper and squirting about 50 dollops of hand cleaner into it. Then he spends another 15 using that to wipe down a piece of equipment.
Not just the seat! But the tops, the weights themselves, the slides, everything. Meanwhile people are waiting on this asshole.
Finally he sits down, and spends another 5-10 minutes "getting ready" to do his first rep. Breathe in, breathe out, check your grip. Adjust your Ipod. Breathe again. Stretch. Re-adjust your grip.
FINALLY he does like 4 reps in quick, jerky succession, hops up off the piece, and starts blowing and huffing and swinging his arms around. Time for the next set, right?
Wrong, it's time for more paper towels and hand cleaner! This process is repeated for every set on every machine, he literally used a whole spool of paper towels out of the machine while I watched him.
I very much wanted to stomp his ass, but I just reported him to the management instead.
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