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Anonymous
In response to OP's question: events like what I had to deal with last night, when the people throwing the house party I was at last night locked the bedroom where all the guests' stuff was (purses, coats, etc.) and then told everyone "tough shit" and to come back tomorrow. I went outside and saw the 2nd-story window into the room was open. I grabbed a dumpster a block down the alley, wheeled the fucker into place, stacked a trashcan up on top of that, nimbly climbed the dumpster and trashcan, jumped, caught the windowsill, and pulled myself into the bedroom, thereby negating the fucking retarded houseowners and regaining my stuff (and the stuff belonging to the cute girls I was with). All that was done in a matter of minutes, quickly and efficiently. That's just one example...
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