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Anonymous
share some gym stories /fit/, I'm bored...

Today, I was doing cardio, and this daughter and mother was there. The mother gives the daughter a bottle of water, and the girl says thanks quietly. Mother then does something else and says "You could at least say thanks," which resulted in the girl to scream, "I SAID THANKS!" Was pretty funny, you could tell she was one of those spoiled bitch types. Needless to say, she was damn hot. Had a real nice tanned body, juicy thighs, and real nice ass. I am not ashamed to say I had moved to the ellipticals purely to be behind her on the treadmill.
>> Anonymous
I saw an old friend from high school at my local gym recently. He was working the new applicants counter. I recognized him immediately, but he didn't recognize me. In 8 years, he hasn't changed, whereas I've gone from skinny geek to aspiring UFC fighter. Made me feel good.
>> Anonymous
At the gym I go to, there is this couple that always goes to work out together.
No big deal, except the fact shes fucking hot and the guy she is with is practically making out with her and grabbing her all the time while shes working out. When the guy does benchpress she sits on the bench (she faces foward so like if he got up he'd have his chest on her back and they'd be looking the same direction) and they like do curls together, literally. Like they both lift a weight for curls together. I dunno at first I thought it was sorta cute and just ignored them. But, now I am a jealous skinny fag and it pisses me off seeing them flirting all the goddam time while I am trying to work out.
To be honest, I kind of like it because right when I'm in the middle of a workout session it sort of makes me RAGE for some reason and pushes me to work harder and stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>141360
>whereas I've gone from skinny geek to aspiring UFC fighter

I can't stop laughing.
>> Anonymous
>>141361
Samefag here with another story I wanted to share but never did.
Basically, I woke up checked my wellsfargo.com shit and found out that I had some bullshit charges on my account. (It was some wcvalueplus and wchomeplay shit by some bullshit company.) I found out later that they had gotten my information and were taking out 40 bucks (two charges of 20) each month for the past like seven months without me knowing. I went to my bank and with their help cancled my membership to this bullshit and filed shit for my money to maybe be refunded, then went to work out.
Was the best work out I have ever had in my life. I was doing SQUATZ like a fucking dragon slaying barbarian. It felt great.
>> Anonymous
>>141361
My girlfriend won't work out with me, so I kinda feel jealous of your story there. I can be pretty focused when working out, but I always appreciate company. Not to go mopey emo-fag on anybody in this board, but she really motivates me, so I'd just like to have her there.

Also, even though she's in pretty good shape, she always complains that she's fat. So, I think it'd help her, too. But, I guess I just might never know.
>> Anonymous
Yesterday, I saw this dude who was wearing really tight black pants and this chick in the cardio section. I dunno what the hell the guy was... A private fighting trainer, I dunno. But they were doing these weird steps on the treadmill whilst punching their other hand, and then they went off the treadmill, and got close to each other, and started to back off really fast. I dunno, it looked fucking retarded and embarrassing.
>> Anonymous
>>141372
Welterweight, welterweight. Geez, make me sound like an ass. I'm not looking forward to cauliflower ears, so I'm not that serious about it. I just like looking good naked.
>> Anonymous
There was this boobs and
>> Anonymous
>>141351
where at lol?Sounds familiar
>> Anonymous
One time I went to the gym, I worked out and then went home.
>> Anonymous
>>141410
I dont think you have a home.

Enjoy your streets.

Alone.
>> Anonymous
usually i like to use the cable machine for my triceps, (As well as dips) but the past five times i've been to the gym theres been this spanish douchebag who's got an ok uppr body and tiny pencil legs, and he's always hogging the cable machine. i went to use it yesterday, -the machine wasn't getting used and i had time to do 50 dips with a bench - adjusted the height of the cable and he taps me on the shoulder with a super concerned look and goes "man can i just finish my set" in this super indignant tone. he then proceeds to push past me, readjusts the machine like its a major hassle, and starts using it to do bicep curls, but like, rocking back and forth on his heels and swinging his waist. his version of tricep presses involves leaning over the cable and pushing down with what appears to be mostly his shoulders, and this makes his indignance even more annoying. i hope he fucks his back up.
>> Anonymous
>>141398
You live in Georgia?