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Jumpluff @ Delicious Pink Ribbon !a34R3NA1a.
Hey, /fit/, I have a serious question about drugs.

What is the safest way to get a decent high? Me and a friend are considering it and we don't know much about drugs.
Suggestions?

Pic related as it's probably a good description of what we're getting into.
>> Anonymous
WEED
>> Anonymous
I'd consider anymore more than your typical weed to be off limits if you want a decent high safely.
>> Anonymous
1 Ambien, lasts 40-50 minutes. Probably can find someone that you know with them. Plus there's really no chance of anything going wrong with just 1 Ambien. For a first time weed smoker you have to deal with finding a dealer and spending so much money and all that fun bullshit. Plus some people don't even get high the first time they smoke weed, I didn't.
>> Jumpluff @ Delicious Pink Ribbon !a34R3NA1a.
>>136376
Well, I tried weed and... Well, I couldn't hardly smoke it. God damn it was hard. So, I dunno how she'd take it.
>>136376
Isn't that sleep medicine?
>> Anonymous
>>136366
This is not /fit/ and I doubt fit ppl would give you an adequate answer and/or tolerate this.

So instead, try 420chan - /drugs/.
>> Molon Labe !OWRNsS8xeo
Real men do deadly nightshade or jimson weed.

Oh, safe?

Weed.

Or RX opiate-based narcotics (that you know you aren't allergic to), but not often enough to cause addiction.

LSD is actually pretty safe as well. LD50 level would take like 100+ blotters. Just don't go all chronic and get myodesopsia.

Don't do anything intravenously, unless it's professionally prepared (ie, a vial of morphine). Heat crap in a spoon for a shot, and you'll get chunks of impurities drifting around scratching vein walls and doing all sorts of nasty things.

Of course, above all else, make sure what you buy really is what you think it is. MDMA is notorious for being sold in cocktail mixes.

Also, stay away from anything even remotely non-mainstream. Just say no to designer drugs.
>> Jumpluff @ Delicious Pink Ribbon !a34R3NA1a.
>>136393
All them flashin' lights give me a headache...
>> Anonymous
>>136391
240?

Hmmmm. Google cold water extraction to get rid of APAP in it.

But if you just want to eat them.

each pill has two numbers 5/500 for example. No more than 4000 of the second number a day. You can do it all at once.

You'll need around 20 mg of the first number with 0 tolerance. Her probably 10.

Don't drink
>> Anonymous
>>136366
if you get a vaporizer you don't have to worry about the harshness, or you could learn to make one to avoid paying too much money for one. I'm sure there's a site that has a guide to making one.
>> Anonymous
>>136391
salvia is a legal plant, needs to be smoked in a bong because it has to be super hot to activate the psycho-active shit. when you hit it htough reality melts away and you go on an interdimensional journey for a bit. fun stuff as long as you don't get scared.

honestly though, take a gram and a half of dried mushrooms. not a heroic dose, but it'll make all audio massively interesting, you'll talk about utter shit for a few hours and grin and giggle the whole way through. very fun, and very safe.
turn off your cellphone when you do them too, you don't want to call anyone to tell them h ow awesome everything is, they just wont get it.
>> Molon Labe !OWRNsS8xeo
Oh, and if you're going to go with an opiate (as people have recommended) please don't snort it unless you first do a cold water extraction and then dry it out back to powder form.

You'll be snorting 98% Tylenol, which will burn and clog up your sinuses to the point that no opiate will be absorbed. I know it's more badass to snort, but please just swallow them; they absorb better that way.
>> Anonymous
Also don't go buying a bunch of pills at once, you might be too stupid once you're high to realize you have taken enough and take some more (happens in a lot of OD cases). Plus you don't want to get addicted, it's eaiser than you think when you start messing with prescriptions. Also don't be a retard and anything more illegal than weed.
>> Anonymous
You can crush them up, and paracute them too.

That's wrapping in a piece of thin Toilet paper and swallowing it. Basically like chewing it with out the taste.

Do it in small sections, because if you can't get it down, it breaks and gets in your mouth and it's utterly disgusting.
>> Jumpluff @ Delicious Pink Ribbon !a34R3NA1a.
>>136415
I know that much. Thank you, though.
>>136410
Uh, yeah... I'm cool with not getting that fucked up.
>>136413
I'm thinking opiate is the way I'm going. And we're not even gonna pretend we're badass, we'll just take the pills. This whole watter extraction thing sounds like too much effort.

... You can eat pot and still have the same effect, right?
>> Anonymous
>>136421
heat it up in a fatty substances for it to work,simmer a quarter in a stick of butter for 15-20 minutes and put the butter on anything.
>> Anonymous
Cold water extraction.

his technique will extract codeine, hydrocodone, or oxycodone (opiate agonists) into a cold water-based nasty tasting brew from commonly prescribed opiate based painkillers (such as Vicodin, Percocet).

1. AGAIN! Make sure that your pills contain only the above substances. Otherwise, you may be up shit's creek.
2. Thoroughly crush your pills and dissolve them in lukewarm or warm water. Use about 2ml of water per pill. (Note: Hot water may destroy opiates. For example, most sources recommend against storing codeine at temperatures exceeding 40°C (104°F))
3. Chill the water to about 5°C (41°F), stirring occasionally. Do this by putting the cup of water into a bowl of ice water or into the fridge and periodically check and stir it.
4. Dampen a coffee filter (so it will not absorb the solution) and fasten it around the second cup using a rubber band. Pour the solution into the filter. The opiate solution should filter through in about an hour, while the secondary substance will remain, trapped by the filter.
5. Enjoy your cocktail! The murky cold water will be very bitter. Effects, if any, will be noticeable in 15 to 20 minutes.
>> Anonymous
>>136424
Yep, or look up a recipe for weed brownies, aka firecrackers.