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steroids Anonymous
how do you get them?
>> Anonymous
go to barry bonds's house
>> Anonymous
Go to gym, find huege guy, ask him
>> Anonymous
You need to wrestle combat tigers in a special underground arena. After you win 3 times in a row, ask to see the "man with the hat". Don't eat any food they offer you.
>> Anonymous
"hay, sup do you know where i can get some roids?"
>> Miss/fit/ !CX5ZjxjyRA
Godamn I love Diablo.
>> Anonymous
i usually just find needles on the ground and stick them in my arm and I get teh hyooge
>> Anonymous
Move to San Diego, bounce across the border to buy them from pharmacias, inject before you come back.
>> Anonymous
>>24053
This bottle of steroids is object number 734. They must never come together.
>> Anonymous
just inject heroin and bleech for a great homemade hgh!
>> Anonymous
srsly, driving across the border every day? shat :(
>> Anonymous
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youre incredibly stupid OP
>> Anonymous
>>24088
i read that that sort of insane muscle growth happens instantly.. seconds after you take hgh.
>> Anonymous
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>>24088
>> Anonymous
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>>24118
>> Anonymous
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You must travel to Tblisi, Georgia and contact a man named Edward at the airport. Allow him to blindfold you, put on earmuffs and drive you into the countryside. In the mountains of eastern Europe you will awaken with edward dead of a Stroke. You must leave the car within 3 minutes before it self-incinerates.

From there, travel to the small house built into the moutain. Inside, look for a dark corner and break through with whatever instrument you can find. Crawl through the spider-filled tunnel and emerge in an ancient iron mine. Navagate through by following the sound of combat.

At the end, you will emerge in a underground arena, with cheering slavs looking on. There you must fight a 6'5" 220 lb swedish amazon, and defeat her without having an erection. If you win, you will be given a key...
>> Anonymous
>>24138
this key shall unlock the inner sanctum of the halls of the damned. Ancient passageways careen into unlightened abysses, and unless you are a true /fit/god you will not know the way. If such is your true design, however, you will find you steps effortlessly guided by a strange pull; at the end of your journey you will find yourself in the chamber of roids. Touch nothing but the roids. All else, the treasures you see surrounding you, the ruby cakes and sapphire cookies, the emerald sodas and diamond pizzas, are but a farce, and will serve only to distract from your true goal...