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hemorrhoids / anal bleeding Anonymous
not too pleasant subject...

had the odd bit of very light bright red spots on toilet paper, it keeps on happening for about a week at a time every now and again, first happened december.

probably an internal hemorroid though it could be an anal fissure i guess.... i cant see any bumps or anything around that area

anyone else get this? any cures? Its not a massive issue for me, and I really don't want to go to the doctor about it (really really shy >_< )
>> Anonymous
See the doctor.
>> sasuke
That's problematic. I won't go on a long monologue but the only time my ass bled was when i was shitting near a lake and i had to hurry because dogs were coming. My ass muscles didnt have time to lenghten the poop so it scraped my rectum and i had trouble walking for the rest of the day.
Maybe you should take your time to shit. Keep a magazine at hand.
Don't be shy to go see the doctor, he's your comrade and his sole purpose is to ease people's pain to make this world a bit better.
>> Anonymous
op
i shit at a normal rate.. no constipation or anything, im a vegetarian so i get plenty of fibre...
i know i *should* go to the docs, but im scared at what theyll do / about them seeing that region of me
>> Anonymous
>>275432
>>275459

i lol'd

hard n loud
>> TheCodester
>>275459
As sibling to a doctor, I can tell you that the ER gets at least a handful of people every week who come in with something fucking weird stuck up their ass, you're not even close to the top of the wtftotempole.

what you have is likely 'roids but could be some sort of enlarged prostate or prostate cancer, don't be so self-important, GO SEE THE DOCTOR, no one cares about you or thinks about you when you are gone.
>> Anonymous
>i was shitting near a lake and i had to hurry because dogs were coming.

WTF?
>> Anonymous
>>275432

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I spit water all over my laptop...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
>>275432
hahahahaha wtf? are you runaway slave or something?
why were dogs coming after you? lol
>> Anonymous
Shit happened to me. Cleaned my ass with damp toilet paper and put bacitracian on the hemhroid after a shower. Shit went away. Drink more water, eat more Total