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Enemas Anonymous
Hey /fit/,

Gave my GF a massive enema and now her stomach is really hard and "feels weird and bloaty". This was last night and she hasn't died yet so I assume it's not perotonitis.

But what the fuck, /fit/? What the fuck is it then?
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
I lol'd.

Those are common side effects of having large amounts of water shoved into your colon, she'll be fine.
>> Anonymous
kinky, was it fun,
>> Anonymous
It was ASSOME
>> Anonymous
>>323806

And the whole enema thing was to AVOID fucking her shit, if you see what I mean. It worked!
>> Anonymous
>>323802

You should tie your girlfriend up. Lay her down in the bathtub, face toward the drain. Allow her to shit, and watch as the watery feces slides past her body into the drain. It's fun.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>>323818
Oh. Well if you slammed her up the ass then the discomfort she's feeling is more probably a side effect of that than of the enema. I mean you essentially reached up into her intestines and wiggled them around for a while with your cock. Those motherfuckers are sensitive; if they get irritated when gas flows through them, imagine how they felt after that beating. That's what your girlfriend is now feeling.

Also, high fucking five, good sir.
>> Anonymous
I know exactly what you are experiencing. The disease is called "assholeitis", I believe. It's like you're just a regular basement virgin not thinking about sex before you contract the disease, but as soon as it strikes you, you get this enormous urge to lie on anonymous boards about having a girlfriend and having sex with her.

Most say that there is no cure, but some speak of shamans in the Chilean mountains who can offer complete recovery, but for a terrible price...