Hey fit, I was wondering what do you think i can do to take attention away from my eyes. At birth i was born with 1 blue eye and 1 red eye and sometimes it creeps people out i guess. Any helpful suggestions would great, Thnx
clearly you're wearing colored contacts.
in b4 desu
You could always bask in the fucking epicness of having to different colored eyes,
ya I hear that alot in real life too,and i wish i was becuase if that was the case, the solution would be easy. Take them out. Unfortunately I'm not so it's a problem you see?
bullshit thats impossible
>>409588Oh it's possible but in this case, it's just some goofy looking asshole wearing contacts.
colored contacts
Rip your eyes out and place them in your hand, find a hacker and bring him to an old building, sit him down and give him the choice; red eye or blue.
>>409599faggot
assuming your eyes are actually real, enjoy them.learn to glare menacingly, for starters.
try to just enjoy them man, it makes you unique
KILL HIM QUICKLY HE IS A CARRIER FOR THE RAGE VIRUS!
the eyes are the only interesting part of that otherwise ugly face
Hey fit, I was wondering what do you think i can do to take attention away from my eyes. At birth i was born with 1 blue eye and 1 red eye and sometimes it creeps people out i guess. Any helpful suggestions would great, ThnxAt birth i was born with 1 blue eye and 1 red eye and sometimes it creeps people out i guessAt birth i was born
grown an emo fringe that covers your red eye
protip: humans don't have red eye pigment. Albinos have red eyes because they don't have any pigment and you can see blood vessels through their iris, but it just looks like this. Either way if you have an actual red eye OP better get that looked at or you may go blind.
Congrats, David Bowie fucked your mom
>>409823you say that like it is a bad thing
>>409583DON'Twear a red and blue striped shirt to draw attention TO the eyesHOLY FUCKING JEEZ I WOULD GIVE MY LEFT NUT TO HAVE RED AND BLUE EYESi'd play it up as much as possible, brah
I'd be more concerned about your receding hairline OP, you'll be noticeably balding in 3 years
I WOULD WORRY ABOUT BEING FAT FIRST
shoop, contacts, etc
You're asking the wrong board. Go to /fa/, or better yet go to /cgl/
>>409583Obviously fake but if it was real that'd be so bad ass... sucks you're ugly and fat though
lol
i don't really think I'm fat or ugly.. i guess everyone has a opinion though... even retards lololol.
Dude no wayI'd hit a guy with funky eyes. Except that is contact. Wear it all the time and come find me.
I had the same problame. fixed it by doing SQUATZ. now I'm god king of earth.
Okay, Hatake Kakashi, fake ass Sharingan...gtfo ma /fit/
thnx /fit/ u gave me a good idea, im going buy some blue contacts off the internet even though i got 20/20 vision, i can't believe i didn't even know about colored contacts i feel dumb now.
OP, you look like a homosexual. I'm being serious now. Are you a faggot OP?
i like girls...
>>410378Girls with black cocks?
>>410384white cocks actully. I'm not a nigger-lover.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.CONTACT CONTACT(both blue and red eye look fake)Trying to cover up your wop/semite heritage op?
desu~~
desu ne~
>>409776lolz