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Anonymous
I attempted to open my Chakras a few years ago but I couldn't. I'm going to reattempt it soon. Any suggestions or stories of people who have?
>> Anonymous
Yes. Stop doing pointless things to follow some bullshit mysticism.
>> Mark !tsGpSwX8mo
THe only thing you're going to open is a can on getting your shit handed to you when you talk about this in public.
>> Little Busters !!cYRK7ZeKVyk
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>> Anonymous
kundalini. go ask the real se/x/y bastards who know way too much about this shit than they should :/
>> Anonymous
Someone wouldn't happen to be trying to defeat our God, The Fire Lord.
>> Anonymous
how do i opened chakras?

does it give me powers?
>> Anonymous
-_-
>> Anonymous
ZOMFG YOUS GUYZ!!! I TRIED TO OPEN MUH CHAKRAS ONCE N I ALMOST BECOME TEH NINE TAILED FOX DEMON!!11 IM SO TOTALLY NOT KIDDING AROUND HERE, SHIT WAS DANGEROUS!!! --IM-- FUCKING DANGEROUS, DUDEZ!!11 WUT DO I DO?!?
>> Anonymous
I hate to admit it, but>>243403is actually right in a way. You've obviously never seen the Naruto series before. You open your chakras with the appropriate hand seals and such. You build your chakra POOL from physical training.

.......DUH.
>> Anonymous
anyone have serious remarks?
btw, i haven't watched naurto or whatever else you're talking about.
>> Anonymous
>>243405
Thanks for some of this.
>> Anonymous
>>243412
Jack off 100 times a day for one week to reach enlightenment.
>> Anonymous
>>243395

IT MAEKS YOU A SUJPER SAYAIJINU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> Anonymous
>>243412
SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
>>243412
Sure bud. Go buy some $700 newage gizmo that says it'll open them FOR you. Along with curing cancer of course. Your types are so fucking stupid its hilarious. Almost as bad as niggers, and thats actually saying something.
>> Anonymous
>>243423
plz link for me the 700 dollar thingy.
>> Anonymous
This thread is now saved for future hilarity.
>> Anonymous
>>243412
ASK /x/ OR CONTINUE TROLLING MEATHEADS
>> Anonymous
it can't be all bullshit, otherwise what's the point of doing it
>> Anonymous
I know enough about it: Do not try it without a teacher.

Enjoy your cancer - literally.
>> Anonymous
What is the benefit of opening a Chakra?
>> Anonymous
>>243568
Not having to directly tell your parents that you're gay.
>> Anonymous
>>243416

It's no good, I spent too much time training to last longer than... Wait, I do orgasm 4.5 times in an hour. Unfortunately I can't keep that up for longer than 3 hours and I'd definitely need to sleep after exceeding that.
>> Anonymous
>>243412

seriousness of remarks is proportional to seriousness of op question
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>243569
LOL worthy statement of the day.
>> Anonymous
It takes pratice. I recommend learning proper technique. I opened two of my chakra gates right now, it feels good.
>> Anonymous
I've opened three of my Chakra gates. Feels good man.
>> Anonymous
oh yeah, well I opened four and now I get $1000 checks in the mail every day.