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long distance issues Anonymous
i have strong feelings for a girl
she has strong feelings for me
we've been long distance friends for a long time
we saw different people in high school (sophomores in college now)
we hooked up with different people last year
we revealed our feelings to each other this past summer, after 5 years of friendship
i was OK with the idea of a long distance relationship, she thought it'd be too hard
i agree that it'd be hard
she's made out with a guy once, and i've been dating this new girl
and the long distance girl is going insane about it

the long distance girl and i are perfect together, and i don't want to be the boyfriend of a different girl
i miss her :(

what am i supposed to do here? continue trying to convince and support the girl into a long distance relationship? accept it and move on even more than i already have? it's not really working so far. any other ideas?? it's been months...

thanks 4chan
>> Anonymous
squatz?
>> Anonymous
>>462711

also oatz
>> Anonymous
sqoatz?
>> Anonymous
goddamnit don't fag up this place with relationship threads
go back to /r9k/
>> Anonymous
people here, does not have time for relationships. people here, only train. so we dont know what the fuck are you talking about. now add some overhead presses and deadliftz to teh squatz and you will be fine
>> Anonymous
CARDIO, BITCH
>> Anonymous
You have tha squat that bitch, then hit up timbo so the brah can show you sum moves and u'all go clubbin'
>> Anonymous
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>>462791

TIMBOOOOOOOO!
>> Anonymous
she's fucking other guys brah
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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1. Open this image.
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4. ???
5.I Shit b*ricks.
>> Anonymous
>>462808

I'd have to concur. Everything a female tells you is a lie.

What she says: She made out with a guy
What really happened: She fucked him 50 times already and sucked off all his friends
>> Anonymous
Health and fitness board you fag go elsewhere
>> Anonymous
OP is probably a fat fuck who can't get a girlfriend except for "the one that got away," who is more than likely fatter than him. If he was fit, he'd know that the bitch doesn't matter and just find some other whore to fuck.
>> timbo timbo
hi. i'm timbo.i want u to succeed, and god bless u. but u need 2 wake up man so read this:

Q- What is one-itis?
A- One-itis is defined as an infatuation with another individual who does not return those same feelings. One-itis victims can usually be seen pining over a single individual, constantly overanalyzing every situation, and asking his friends what he can do "to get this girl". One-itis is generally seen a malady because the "relationship" in question does not produce similar feelings from all individuals involved.

Q- How do I get over my one-itis?
A- Women tend to get over a guy when she's away from him. Men, on the other hand, have intensified feelings about a girl when she's around. You know what this means, right? Do the girl ritual.
>> timbo timbo
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Step 1- Delete her number and name from her cell phone. If she calls, tell her you "have to do ---. I'll talk to you later."
Step 2- Rid yourself of any pictures of her. Throw them in a deep closet. You're only defeating yourself by keeping them around.
Step 3- Delete your e-mail transactions and her messager screenname, in addition to any online connections that you may reach her at. Don't block her. You don't hate her; you just don't care anymore. She is not a special vagina.
Step 4- Avoid places that she frequents for a period of time. If you work with her, that's your fault for getting involved with your ****ing coworker.
Step 5-You're not angry at her; you're just moving on to bigger and better.
Step 6- Surround yourself with friends. Sarge immediately. NOW you position yourself to Go fuck ten other women.
>> timbo timbo
Q- But she's special; she's different; she's perfect for me.
A- As of the last census, there are 6.5 billion people in the world. As the rough percentage of women is 53% of the total population, there are almost 3.5 billion women out there. Are you telling me that you just coincidentally tripped and fell into "the one"? There's a statistically higher chance of being struck by lightning three times than that being your "one special girl".

Q- Then why is she "perfect" for me?
A- Because males tend to rosetint and accentuate positive characteristics of women they feel they have a chance with. Try being critical of her one day. Notice how she doesn't shave her arms, or how she sports lovehandles, or has no common sense.
>> timbo timbo
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Q- Why do I feel that I have a chance?
A- She was either nice to you once or is still nice to you, but won't have sex with you because she likes feeling wanted. Thus, she likes having you around so that she can feel sexy, but she's not going to have sex with you. I've seen it work ONCE. ONE TIME. That's a single instance out of hundreds. Don't take the risk. Don't feed her ego and kick yourself in the balls day in and day out. Her bowel movements don't smell like lilacs. She's not special. You, on the other hand, are special, because when you realize that you can get ANY girl, one single girl means nothing to you.

Q- Why is one-itis bad?
A- Because a normal, healthy relationship consists of two (or more) individuals fulfilling each other and strengthening each individual. One-itis is one individual improving their confidence at the expense of another person. You can do better.

Q- How can I make sure I never get one-itis again?
A- Unlike what you would normally do in most situations (stop talking to women altogether), the goal here is to remain in contact with as many women as possible. This allows you to keep a "there's always more fish in the sea" perspective. Experience a lot of women, have sex with them if you choose, and attempt to hold a MLTR (multiple long term relationship). Try and balance two or three girls at the same time.

Q- So if I forget about her and move on, then I'll get her?
A- Get that out of your mind. Time and time again, I've seen buddies who only go after girls in hopes that the girl he's "forgotten" about will get jealous and chase him. Not gonna happen.

...and if it does happen, once you come around, she'll drop you again in seconds. Accept the inevitability that she has to be tossed aside.
>> timbo timbo
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>>464326
i'd like 2 add, don't do this shit 2 be manipulative. it's just u deserve better bro, you're probably still young and it's friday so stfu and enjoy your youth (like that girl is)

TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!