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mcdonalds breakfast menu Anonymous
so, my dad wants to have breakfast at McDonalds tommorow and i'm not gonna say no , so tell me what should i get seeing as i have no choice... in other words whats the healthiest thing on the breakfast menu?
>> Anonymous
>>262315
Just say "no". Don't give into peer pressure.

Also, kill your dad and eat him.
>> Anonymous
make up some oatmeal and take it there in a thermos!


a thermos!@
>> Anonymous
sneak a bagel and then when you get there say "oh dad i'm not very hungry"
>> Anonymous
Don't give a shit for a meal. Order what you want.


I swear some dumbfucks believe that as soon as they eat something remotely fatty they'll gain 20 lb.
>> Anonymous
I second the oatmeal idea
>> Anonymous
Quit being a faggot and order a sausage McGriddles.
>> Anonymous
OP here
...yeah so i'm not gonna be a prick and eat something different while i'm there, or before and i'm definetely not gonna reject the food seeing as my dad would find a way to take it personal... so im thinking breakfast burrito
>> Anonymous
>>262319
Then they call it an eating disorder and either die or pay a psychiatrist a shitload to fix it.
>> Anonymous
>>262325
What are you saying? You only have one choice and one choice only. You have to kill your Dad and eat him for breakfast.
>> Anonymous
Your dad just wants to make ammends, but you bring that oatmeal shit with you and he'll understand why he left your family years ago. Eat the McMuffin he orders for you. Let him know that your family never forgave him. Then leave before the food is served.
>> Anonymous
>>262319

but by the same token, eating shitty food because you're afraid of hurting your dad's feelings is equally retarded
>> Anonymous
>>262315
JUST KILL YOUR DAD ALREADY IT'S THE ONLY CHOICE
>> Anonymous
>>262319

that's not what i'm saying. if it was burger king MAYBE. if it was jack in the box MAYBE. if it was denny's okay. but breakfast food is disgusting at just about every fast food restaurant. why else would this man be asking us what to get? FAST FOOD BREAKFAST IS GROSS AND NOT REAL. IT GIVES ME A STOMACHAHCE JUST THINKING ABOUT THOSE FAKE EGGS AND THOSE REHEATED RECOOKED REFRIED SAUSAGE PATTIES AND THAT UNFROZEN PROCESSED MELTED NASTY "AMERICAN" CHEESE. ALL IN BETWEEN TWO STALE REHEATED "ENGLISH MUFFINS".
>> Anonymous
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>>262336
I hope you kids are having fun.
>> Anonymous
How about the Egg McMuffin? Same calories as Sausage Burrito but 4g less fat?
>> Anonymous
cheerios, milk, and OJ.
>> Anonymous
>>262339
They aren't fake eggs. They're just put in these identical circular things that cook them.
>> Anonymous
>>262346

THEY LOOK RUBBER AND TASTE GROSS.
>> Anonymous
>>262332
OP here, yeah i realize that but oh well... and i know it's okay to go crazy for one meal so i have no problem with it ,,,but what should i get (i'm not killing my father /b/tards)
>> Anonymous
>>262319

THREAD ENDS RITE HERE GOD DAMN IT
>> Anonymous
>>262329
no you need carbs on a morning.
>> Anonymous
>>262350
>i'm not killing my father /b/tards
pussy
>> Anonymous
Well, anything you order is gonna be shit. So just order light, as in, make sure you don't order a fucking value meal, with shit on the side and extra sausage and hashbrowns, etc. Just order a egg mcmuffin or something, eat it, enjoy it, down it with water, not milk, not OJ, not whatever other suger loaded crap they sell there. Just get some fucking water. Thats about it.
>> Anonymous
when you get home from your date with daddy, you need to do triple squatz.
>> Anonymous
>>262363


milk's good. milk works.
>> Anonymous
>>262367
Milk was a bad choice....euaah
>> Anonymous
The sausage biscuit is the best thing there

get some hash browns and enjoy yourself it's just one meal
>> Anonymous
>>262363
Op here, im going with thiswhich was what i had in mind anyway

Next Question(because im too lazy to start a new thread): pilates is good for you, rite?
>> Anonymous
>>262370
No. Instead of pilates, go to a park and just kill people there. It's great exercise and works the arms really well.
>> Anonymous
Yes, if you find a good instructor.
>> Anonymous
>>262373
Seconding this, but don't forget to eat them too. You don't want them to go to waste.
>> Anonymous
get a large ice water and bring a banana
>> Anonymous
I'm going to go microwave a jimmy dean sausage biscuit and go to sleep, fuck you /fit/
>> Anonymous
Nothing there is healthy. Get a McGriddle. They're fucking amazing.
>> Anonymous
McDonalds hotcakes are sooooo gooooood
>> Anonymous
just get a salad, but no dressing, enjoy pieces of grilled chicken
>> Anonymous
>>262347
they're normal eggs that are cooked almost exactly the same way as you would at home except they put them in a ring.
>> ???
>>262381
McGriddles are the best thing since Big Breakfast. Shit's good.
>> JL523 !Je.61Huaqc
>>262370

>Next Question(because im too lazy to start a new thread): pilates is good for you, rite?
>because im too lazy
>im too lazy
>too lazy
>lazy

For the lazy, and/or those who have vaginas. L2HIIT and SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
Actually, an Egg McMuffin is quite a good chocie for breakfast occasionally. It's got lots of protein and carbs, but just a lot of fat. It's not really a bad fat though. No sat. fat anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>262435
doesn't egg mcmuffins have cheese and meat?
>> Anonymous
mcgriddle....three of them
>> OP
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http://www.mcdonaldsmenu.info

Pretty useful for all fatties.

NOTE: Don't use this to justify eating one to yourself because its "only 1500 calories". Everything they serve is shit. Even if it doesn't look that bad by their statistics it is.

A researcher from the CDC estimated that in one burger, there could be meat from up to 1000 different cows. 1000. Different. Cows.
>> Anonymous
This is the only fast food item i miss. And i miss it a lot.
>> Anonymous
I actually eat an egg mcmuffin meal before the gym sometimes. The egg mcmuffin itself is only 6 grams of fat, that is without the cheese and margarine. That doesn't make a difference to me though, Since I don't like margarine or processed cheese.
>> Anonymous
motherfucking MCSKILLET MMM
>> Anonymous
>>262589

A researcher from the CDC estimated that in one burger, there could be meat from up to 1000 different cows. 1000. Different. Cows.

So fucking what? The same is true of the ground beef you buy in the fucking store. It's a bunch of meat from different animals all consolidated into giant vats of ground beef, then packaged.
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Does /fit/ not like subway?

Not often, but when I do go I usally get a ft long turkey with lettecue, tomato, onion, and mustard. I don't eat the whole sandwhich, I usally save the second half for another day. Is this okay?
>> Anonymous
Get your favorite breakfast item, enjoy it.

Get over your ED.