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Anonymous
what's the lowest-calorie way to consume alcohol? i always thought it was a hard liquor like vodka mixed with diet coke or another 0-calorie mix, but i just looked up vodka/rum etc. on calorie counters and all seem to say that 40% alcohols have just as many calories as light beer
>> Anonymous
In Russian, vodka means water.
>> Anonymous
bloody mary, manhattan
>> Anonymous
Everclear, motherfucker.
>> Theodore Roosevelt !!J8LZ2zthmwi
Screwdriver.

Not low calorie, but at least you're getting orange juice.
>> Anonymous
is there advantage of drinking, say, diet coke & rum over drinking light beer?
>> Anonymous
There aren't any. If you were serious about fitness you wouldn't be drinking alcohol at all. Fitness and alcohol are mutually exclusive. Not even drinking in "moderation" will save you.

Unfortunately society tells us that a normal, socialable desirable person is both physically fit and regularly gets drunk with friends. Fuck the world. Your only option for fitting in with your stupid faggot friends when going out and "enjoying" nightlife is to order a drink and stealthily dump it somewhere and act pretend drunk.
>> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan
Mineral Turps.