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Anonymous
Hey anon i need help finishing this application so i can send it to girls. any suggestions. it's still a work in progress.
PIC SORTA RELATED...

Myspace Application to meet me in person


1. Are you single ( )Yes No ( )
1a. Do you drink ( )Yes No ( ) if you marked "Yes" elaborate on amounts/circumstances__________________
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2. Are saving yourself for Marriage ( )Yes No ( )
3. Please indicate the Circumference of your upper arms (biceps): _____" and waistline: _____"
4. Do you have a recent full body picture of yourself on your profile ( )Yes No ( )
5. Do you smoke ( )Yes No ( ) ( if yes list amount of cigarettes/day ______ Brand___________)
6. Do you live within a forty mile radius of me? ( )Yes No ( )
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>> Anonymous
thanks for reminding me why i don't come to /fit/ anymore. back to a different board i go...
>> Anonymous
1. Are you single ( )Yes No (x )
1a. Do you drink ( x)Yes No ( ) if you marked "Yes" elaborate on amounts/circumstance =not around creepy guys like you
3. Please indicate the Circumference of your upper arms (biceps): 400" and waistline2"
4. Do you have a recent full body picture of yourself on your profile (x )Yes No ( )
5. Do you smoke (x )Yes No ( ) ( if yes list amount of cigarettes/day444 Brand american spirit)
6. Do you live within a forty mile radius of me? (x )Yes No ( )
7. Do you live with your parents or a nosy roommate (x )Yes No ( )
8. Have you abstained from pouring a drink over someones head x( )Yes No ( )
9. Are you opposed to going out for drinks on a date instead of a full on meal (x )Yes No ( )
10. do you obstain from eating meat based on principle alone (x )Yes No ( )
11. Have you ever been involved or participated in any kind of lame protest (x )Yes No ( )
12. Can you point to the country of Iraq on a map ( )Yes No ( x)
13. Will you ever complain if your drink tastes unusually bitter. ( )Yes No (x )
14. Would you ever make me sit through an entire movie ( x)Yes No ( )
15. when texting or typing do you ever say "ummmm" or "uhhhh" (x )Yes No ( )
16. do you kiss on the first date x( )Yes No ( ) depends ( )
17. Is rule num/b/er 34 possible x( )Yes No ( )
18 Do you agree with rule 31 (x )Yes No ( )
19 Do you currently own an operable vehicle ( x)Yes No ( )
>> Anonymous
no...i'm making questions... i dont help filling it out goddammit
>> Anonymous
dude, your idea is stupid. Go fucking talk to them, if you want a girl youll eventually have to do it.
>> Anonymous
OP here: i'm just tired of meeting some girl
who acts nice on the net, gives me her number, we meet
up and she turns out to be a chainsmoking frightwig. i think this
will do nicely. If not just for shock value when i send it to them.
>> Anonymous
>>404760
he didn't ask for a critique on his idea
>> Anonymous ­
>>404760
Speak english, and I'll fill it out!
>> Anonymous
not asking anyone to fill this out btw.
just some amusing questions.
i did even ask about bra cup size. i AM a retard.
>> Anonymous ­
1. Are you single (X)Yes No ( )
1a. Do you drink (X)Yes No ( ) if you marked "Yes" elaborate on amounts/circumstances when I feel like it. I don't answer to no man.
______________________________________________________________________________________
2. Are saving yourself for Marriage ( )Yes No (X)
3. Please indicate the Circumference of your upper arms (biceps): __10_" and waistline: __26_"
4. Do you have a recent full body picture of yourself on your profile ( )Yes No (X)
5. Do you smoke ( )Yes No (X) ( if yes list amount of cigarettes/day ______ Brand___________)
6. Do you live within a forty mile radius of me? (X)Yes No ( )
7. Do you live with your parents or a nosy roommate ( )Yes No (X)
8. Have you abstained from pouring a drink over someones head (X)Yes No ( )
9. Are you opposed to going out for drinks on a date instead of a full on meal ( )Yes No (X)
10. do you obstain from eating meat based on principle alone ( )Yes No (X)
11. Have you ever been involved or participated in any kind of lame protest ( )Yes No (X)
12. Can you point to the country of Iraq on a map ( )Yes No (X)
13. Will you ever complain if your drink tastes unusually bitter. (X)Yes No ( )
14. Would you ever make me sit through an entire movie ( X)Yes No ( )
15. when texting or typing do you ever say "ummmm" or "uhhhh" ( X)Yes No ( )
16. do you kiss on the first date ( )Yes No ( X) depends ( )
17. Is rule num/b/er 34 possible ( X)Yes No ( )
18 Do you agree with rule 31 ( X)Yes No ( )
19 Do you currently own an operable vehicle ( X)Yes No ( )

Loser...
>> Anonymous
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>>404778
someone filled it out...
>> Anonymous ­
>>404778
OHHH and I do a LOT of coke... uhhh... yeahhh.
>> Anonymous
I'm a guy.

1. Are you single (x )Yes No ( )
1a. Do you drink ( x)Yes No ( ) if you marked "Yes" elaborate on amounts/circumstances
I'm an acoholic
2. Are saving yourself for Marriage ( )Yes No ( x)
3. Please indicate the Circumference of your upper arms (biceps): _15__" and waistline: _32__"
4. Do you have a recent full body picture of yourself on your profile ( )Yes No (x )
5. Do you smoke ( )Yes No ( x) ( if yes list amount of cigarettes/day ______ Brand___________)
6. Do you live within a forty mile radius of me? ( )Yes No (x )
i hope not
7. Do you live with your parents or a nosy roommate ( x)Yes No ( )
8. Have you abstained from pouring a drink over someones head ( )Yes No ( x)
9. Are you opposed to going out for drinks on a date instead of a full on meal (x )Yes No ( )
10. do you obstain from eating meat based on principle alone ( )Yes No ( x)
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK I LOVE STEAK
11. Have you ever been involved or participated in any kind of lame protest ( )Yes No (x )
12. Can you point to the country of Iraq on a map ( )Yes No ( x)
i believe that such as in south africa us americans are unable to do so
13. Will you ever complain if your drink tastes unusually bitter. (x )Yes No ( )
14. Would you ever make me sit through an entire movie ( x)Yes No ( )
15. when texting or typing do you ever say "ummmm" or "uhhhh" ( )Yes No ( x)
16. do you kiss on the first date (x )Yes No ( ) depends ( )
17. Is rule num/b/er 34 possible (x )Yes No ( )
yeah, but youd feel inadequate
18 Do you agree with rule 31 (x )Yes No ( )
19 Do you currently own an operable vehicle (x )Yes No ( )
>> Anonymous
L... Just one big fucking L
>> Anonymous
This is gay. This is gayer than men having sex with each other.

>>404788
wanna have a coke party! woo!!!
>> Anonymous
Reading this makes me feel pathetic by proxy