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Anonymous
Hey there /fit/. So I just learned in bio class about how massive amounts of germs and bugs live in the mouth, including some fungus that caused my yeast infection three months ago. So I asked a friend what could kill every kind of germ and he recommended some of this 'Envirocide' stuff.

I got a bottle of it, and was gonna gargle with it, but it still looks kind of odd. Is it safe to gargle? I just want to clean out my mouth.
>> Anonymous
Oh god, no.
>> Anonymous
Use bleach.
>> Anonymous
Protip: Your friend is trying to kill you.
Also, enjoy your OCD.
>> Anonymous
I god, I lol'd. Yes, gargle with it. I promise you won't die a horrible painful death through the absorption of poisons through the various glands in your mouth.
>> Anonymous
Brush your teeth and mouth well.
And gargle the Crest mouthwash thing.
>> Anonymous
OP should stop trolling this early in the morning.
>> Anonymous
i see these sort of germs as a kind of "exercise" for my immune system. gives my white blood cells something to do while im not travelling in some 3rd world country.
>> Anonymous
>>93546
Andromeda Strain mother fucker! have you read it!?!