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Anonymous
Well /fit/, I just went for a short run around my 90 acre bush block. While doing this, I was:
Attacked by plovers, geese, magpies and some form of wild duck/hen. The plovers came so fucking close to my head I shat massive bricks.
Sprained my right ankle twice, and the left once.
Ran through over 9000 spider webs w/ those nasty poisoness black spiders in them.
Ran through a swarm of bees
Ran through a swarm of mosquitoes.
Fell in two rivers.
Ran into two electric fences. I was sure as hell glad of them when I ran next to my neighbours place though (he breds dogs for security).
On top of that, now I can't breathe because I've had a infection for the last two weeks, and it's too fucking hot for me to go to sleep now (which was my original plan).
Wish me the best of luck for my 5:00am run tomorrow.
>> Anonymous
Go around the obstacles next time.
>> CWheezy !!bJFrM5LONOF
Are you retarded?

How do you hit all these things?

Plus your ankles are shit if you keep rolling them like that. Wear a brace for a while, and then take the brace off when they get stronger.
>> Anonymous
>>414336
My ankles were as bad as OP's, Stronglifts improved that though
>> Anonymous
I thought Austrians were made of sterner stuff, all I see here is a nancy boy. My neighborhood is filled with niggers; now that's a real challenge.
>> Anonymous
>>414339
I was just running through an area with really long grass and lots of rabbit holes. It's kind of hard to avoid.
>>414331
I can see you've never tried running in the bush. I had absolutely no chance of seeing 90% of those things.
>> Advice. Anonymous
>>414318
You're a total tool, I run the fucking country all the time and the worst I did was step in old cow shit.

You fucking suck.