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huge morning erection Anonymous
i always get a huge erection in the morning, is this normal?
also, can it happen during sleep as well?
i'm possibly having a girl staying over the end of this week, don't want to scare her with a giant boner.. or actually i do, just wondering if it's normal lol
>> Anonymous
well you're sex ed obviously failed
>> Anonymous
Very normal, goes down when you pee.
>> Anonymous
>>340648
mine doesn't. I have to walk around until it goes down, or pee through it, which although fun makes an awful mess of my bathroom.
>> Anonymous
Are you related to Sarah Palin?
>> Anonymous
underage b&
>> Anonymous
yes. testosterone is highest in the morning.
>> huge morning erection Anonymous
>>340653
i'm not underage, just a virgin
but i guess you already figured that out
>> Anonymous
>>340654
Seriously, Thats what causes it?
I always assumed it was all the blood flooding your awakining body.
>> Anonymous
>>340654
What about at night?
Kind of curious myself.
>> Anonymous
>>340657
it has to do with the changes and such during sleep, take a basic psych class they'll cover it when they talk about sleep
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>340654
womens hormones are at highest in the morning too...

so the best time of day to have sex is morning!
>> Anonymous
Depends on the amount of liquid which your body has consumed before sleeping time, without emptying your organism.

tl;dr: wait untill you pee before sleep.
>> Anonymous
>>340642
To awnser the sleeping thing, yes, a man does get erections when he sleeps, very frequently even, they even had a test on Oprah to check if you were impotent by binding some poststamps around ur peepee when you go to bed, and if they the circle was broken in the morning. u werent impotent
>> Anonymous
>>340675
After reading this I pictured my penis as a seperate creature.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>340684

In fact, your penis consists of balls and the rest of your body. :)
>> Anonymous
>>340681
oprah has a penis?
>> Anonymous
>>340700
on The Oprah Winfrey Show. Happy now?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>340705
No. Not at all.
>> Anonymous
>>340657
>blood flooding your awakining body.
I fucking lol'd. So you think blood stops going round your body when you're asleep?
>> Anonymous
>>340727
Durr hurr jackass. Of course not, but i would wager that your bpm goes down when your asleep and as you wake it increases causing increased blood flow.
>> Anonymous
>>340731
I hope you're a troll.

Otherwise, you're a dumb faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>340734
he's prolly both

so are you
>> Anonymous
The average male gets about 9 erections a night. Including miorning wood.
>> Anonymous
All of this can be summed up to this information: a flaccid penis is a "tense" penis. When you are erect, your penis is actually relaxed. Doesn't make sense? Well, in order to get hard, blood enters the penis through veins. When you're flaccid, your penis is tense which causes your body to keep the veins constricted (much like kinking a garden hose). When you get an erection, it's actually your penis relaxing and "unkinking" the veins letting blood flow in easily.

At night you're sleeping. Your body is completely relaxed. So, it'd be natural that your penis relaxes, too. What happens when your penis is relaxed? Boner. Ta-da!