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Anonymous
hey /fit/ virgin here,
can you tell me whats with the ENZ?
>> Anonymous
ENZ has spermicide to kill your sperm to give you less chances of impregnating a woman.

but not like google couldn't have told you that.
>> Anonymous
hay gaise hate to hijack but any uncut guys here fucking hate condoms? whenever i wear them the head of my hog keeps sheathing back into the skin. fucking sucks
>> Anonymous
>>153932

You mongrel heathen, get your fucking penis cut.
>> Anonymous
>>153935
but im not a jew
>> Anonymous
Get a steady girlfriend and get her to go on the pill.

Condoms suck
>> Anonymous
What does "Enz" mean in the TROJAN-Enz® name?

Enz is our registered trademark to identify the reservoir tip design on some TROJAN® condom varieties.
>> Anonymous
>>153938

Condoms are for circumcised dicks only. In America, everyone gets their penis cut. Therefore, if you don't have a cut dick, you're not allowed to have sex. Unless you want AIDS.
>> Anonymous
>>153954
im not american
>> Anonymous
Seriously. The only way to sex is to raw dog it.
>> Anonymous
>>153955

Good, then it's settled. You're not allowed to have enjoyable sex.
>> Anonymous
>>153954
And that's why America sucks. :<

Well. One reason why.
>> Anonymous
>>153972

America does not suck. The rest of the world is jealous because they're not as awesome as us in anything.
>> Anonymous
>>153976
Prove that America does not suck.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>153981
Lol. I'm not European. You fail.

>>153982
And that only helps me... :/
>> Anonymous
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>>153996
Where else in the world could you have such freedoms? Nowhere, Anon. Nowhere.
>> Anonymous
>>153996

Prove that the world is not inferior to the USA.

I'll give you a hint. You can't.
>> Anonymous
>>153976
Truth
>> Anonymous
>>154006
Well. America has 300 million people, right? Out of 6 billion.
6,000,000,000 - 300,000,000 = 5,700,000,000
There's more haters than supporters.

Also. America's music sucks. I can't stand any of it. And America is the birth place of most horrible things culturally, because America has no culture. Just the one mindset of 'Hurr we r can has be bestest is?'

Hmm...
>> Anonymous
>>154012

Wrong. 300 million people disproportionately control more wealth than the rest of world. It doesn't matter if you hate American music, because you don't even realize that you're listening to it. Enjoy techno, rap, rock, and jazz. They're all American-made musical styles. You think America has no culture? Enjoy your Internet, blue jeans, computer, phone, TV, iPod, fast food, plastics, and freedom.

I can go on if you have anymore stupid ideas.
>> Anonymous
>>154020
KK. Internet was invented in Switzerland. Blue jeans feel like shit. Never use a phone. TV is bad for you, young anon. Apple is the finest example that you can sell any piece of shit for any price as long as you act like America: I think I'm better than anyone else. Plastics exist everywhere. And Freedom exists in all of the better-than-America countries as well. So. :/

And those three forms of music you named suck. So good job fighting fire with paper.
>> Anonymous
reservoir tip seems like a grandiose term for a quarter inch bubble
>> Anonymous
>>153939

Everyone tells me that you shouldn't ever not wear a condom because women get pregnant at the drop of the hat even on the pill. What is the deal?
>> Anonymous
>>154026
I fucked a girl 10 times in 6 days, all unprotected. Bitch isn't pregnant and wasn't on the pill.
>> Anonymous
>>154022
Fail to count, your opinion is discarded.
>> Anonymous
>>154029
lol @ firing blanks
>> Anonymous
>>154031
There were no blanks, I'm just lucky :(
>> Anonymous
>>154029

Did you cum inside? Pulling out is such an annoying bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>154035
Unless I'm sterile.. In which case let the lifetime of raw doggin' and not pulling out (both of which are what real Men do) begin!

>>154036
I didn't the first time.
>> Anonymous
>>154026
Pulling out is 95%+ effective in perfect use, 80% in typical use.

It's not the smartest gamble, but if you're disciplined, it's not THAT close to guaranteed in getting her preggers, even less so if you're following fertility awareness.
>> Anonymous
>>154022

You still fail. Internet was invented in America, only http was invented in europe, you're wearing blue jeans right now, we invented plastics therefore you have no right to bitch, you have bought 3 iPods already, you're lying about your phone use because America invented every kind of telephony, your freedom exists because of the Marshall Plan or other aid we delivered to your ungrateful ass, and you don't listen to anything but the music I listed. Just because you like rap in whatever other mongrel language that you speak doesn't make it better (btw, I'm making you speak American LOL faggot and its not English, Americans exported it around the world so it's the American language you are speaking). And yes, as an American, you'll never be as good as me.

Just pissed on fire to put you out.
>> Anonymous
>>154030
Fail to win. Argument and your existence discarded.
>> Anonymous
>>154040if you're disciplined
Bitches love it if you are. Remember that, OP.
>> Anonymous
>>154022
Internet invented at berkley
If you never use a phone enjoy your cave bin Laden
Americans invented plastics
and just because you dont like music or blue jeans just proves how out of touch with the world you are, not that America isn't better than whatever third world country you come from
>> Anonymous
>>154022

Just remember. 4chan is American made and American owned. Go gripe on your own country's imageboard.
>> Anonymous
>>154050
>>154050
>>154050
>>154050
>>154050
>>154050
>>154050
>> Anonymous
>>153932
dude get a bigger dick or something mine never does that the condom fits tightly
>> Anonymous
>>154042

Just like to point out that there is no such language as "american", it's english.
>> Anonymous
>>154092
You're correct, but give it another 100 years. It will be like Spanish and Portuguese. Maybe even less than 100.
>> Anonymous
>>154094
I doubt it even then.

I mean, the world has gotten so small, that a dialect developing seems unlikely.

I mean, everywhere has it's own slang, but it's own language?
>> Anonymous
>>153969
...because sex with condoms is more enjoyable. right.
>> Anonymous
>>154102
There is a difference between dialect and language. Funny you're talking about languages when you're unfamiliar with the basic terms.

zing.
>> Anonymous
>>154134

I realize this after I posted.

Although, according to wikipedia, I am kinda right.

A dialect is different, but wouldn't "american" be a dialect of enlish?
>> Anonymous
>>153939
This man knows.
>> Anonymous
>>154141
Yeah, "American" would probably be classified as a dialect. Though even within America there are dialects.

Either way, Trojan condoms are a good brand (no kids yet knock on wood!) but I don't by "shared sensation" anymore because they're waaaaaayyyy slimey and goopy. Maybe it was a bad box, but they were not cool. I normally get "Trojan Ribbed" in the Gold box, just because.
>> Anonymous
>>154173
Yeah, dig that ribbed amirite? It really makes a huge difference to my girlfriend, she cums in about 5 minutes- and cums hard.