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Penis Enlargement Anonymous
Hey, has anyone here had success with a penis stretcher devise?

I'm thinking about buying an X4Labs Penis Extender:
http://www.x4labs.com/

What does anon think?
>> Anonymous
If you're into self-mutilation, go for it. All that stuff about penis extenders, pills, pumps, it's all unnecessary and most of it doesn't work. And the pumps, I've been told, can be quite painful with little to show for it. The average male penis is about 5 inches long, so unless you've got a 2-inch chubby, I wouldn't sweat it. And even if you do, that's the hand genetics has dealt you.
>> Anonymous
>>329321

I am 6", the average size is 6.2".
So I guess I have a normal sized penis, but females have showed dissatisfaction with my size.

Studies show that the ideal size is 8" with 6.5" girth.
No one wants someone with an averaged sized penis in the same way that no one wants someone with just average looks.

To a female, a small penis is anything smaller than the biggest she's had. And girls always manage to find those 10 inchers along the way, that put my penis to shame.

I remember there being some people on these boards with success with stretcher devices... so I'm looking into exactly what product I should buy at the moment.
>> Anonymous
There's really nothing you can do short of surgery, and that doesnt always do much.
>> Anonymous
>>329340
Dude, I can tell from your post that you are letting girls get to you. Any girl who "shows dissatisfaction" with 6 inches has serious problems, consisting partially of being insensitive and being a whore.

Are you gonna let shit like that get to you and buy some useless products aimed at insecure men, or are you gonna wise up and start sleeping with some decent women?
>> Anonymous
>>329314
NOTHING CAN MAKE YOUR DICK BIGGER.
>> Anonymous
>>329340
8/10

sincere sounding disinformation, but cocksizing and related subjects are too easy to troll...
>> Anonymous
we live in a commerical society designed to make us feel inadequit so we then must compensate by buying product X to make all of our worries go away. sit back and think about it. its literally the MOST CETNRAL core of our programming. the reason we go to school, the reason why we slave over jobs we dont care about to make money for others, hell, many people are on this board because of disatisfaction with the most import product of all. their bodies. and marketers realized in the 90s that it shouldnt be just women who are unhappy with everything about themselves, so they set about to create a new niche market, one that caters to MALE inadequacies. here, we discuss the 'biggest' one of all, male penis size. likely the OP is more than adequit, BUT due to Cosmo and Sex and the City's misinformation, most women EXPECT 8in cawks (assume to be average, with nigs even bigger), and are thus DISAPPOINTED with anything less. i understand OPs disappointment with this process, but we literally are all hardwired to compensate/fulfill something that we are 'missing'. its central for the masses to continue their labor to achieve this for our society to continue to function.
>> Anonymous
>>329375
christ, i gotta lay of the double dosing of ambien then posting.....
>> Anonymous
Word on the street is they work (and so do vacuum devices) but then your penis is permanently softer and more spongy since it got all stretched out.
>> Anonymous
I am a female (zomg!) and say from my experience that it's not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean. Biggest penis I ever had was unfortunately attached to an idiot, that even with 15 years sexual experience, did not know how to move so he pleasured me right. My advice? Learn positions that work and rhythms and movements that work (jackhammer all the time is not good, btw), and find some girls that want to have fun, that are not size queens. Bc size queens dont care how good you are, just what the size of your penis is.
>> Anonymous
most women would rather have you eat them out than fuck them. penis enlargement DOES NOT FUCKING WORK. just eat her pussy until she's had three orgasms, then whip little limp jimmy out.

she'll still be spinning from before.
>> Anonymous
just call her a slut and a whore until she breaks if she's ever had a dick better than yours and convince her that you are the best she could ever hope for and that you hate her...works everytime
>> Anonymous
>>329340
oh my god, fuck you. i only have a 4.5" by 4.5" dick. you feel bad that "females have showed dissatisfaction with my size" you fucking faggot? at least yours is average, mine is fucking child sized; ridiculously short and pencil thin. the only girl i've ever tried to fuck actually laughed out loud.

cry me a river you fucking spoiled retard.
>> Anonymous
>>329415
THIS is by FAR the best strategy, ANON APPROVED
>> Anonymous
>>329394
>>My advice? Learn positions that work and rhythms and movements that work (jackhammer all the time is not good, btw)

Elaborate my dear cumdumpster.
>> Anonymous
Any man who has sex purely to please the woman is a pussy.
>> Anonymous
meh there are women who like small cocks there are women who like them big....I have a rather large penis....I've had a few experiences where it hurt the girl...she wanted it really bad but just couldn't handle it....so too big can be a problem too especially if you love the bitch......
>> Anonymous
>>329415
/thread
srsly.
>> Anonymous
All the women I know for whom cock size is a dealbreaker are slovenly trulls.

And, if you were curious, a slovenly trull is the lowest form of harlot, according to Gary Gygax.
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/06/the_12_harlots_of_the_dungeons_dragons_random_harl.php
>> Anonymous
>>329464

Don't stick it that far in perhaps?
>> Anonymous
>>329464
there is not a woman on this planet that prefers small cocks, maybe some that prefer normal to overly big cocks, but no girl prefers <5 inch dick
>> Anonymous
>>329484

You seem to forget that not every relationship centers round cock sizes, at least the ones outside high school which seems to be a minority here.
>> Anonymous
>>329491
right, so a girl will just put up with your baby cock because you have money while she's fucking random dudes behind your back. awesome.

what part of
>actually laughed out loud
do you not understand?
>> Anonymous
Sure, some women might have a preferred size, but men make the mistake of thinking that the male view of sex applies to women.

Men view sex in a very utilitarian way. Almost like plumbing. Rub shaft, shoot sperm, go to sleep. Length and girth are quantifiable part of the equation, and as such they grant them undue importance.

The important thing to remember about women is that sex is more about making an emotional connection. Many women, even while masturbating, can't achieve an orgasm without emotional stimulation in conjunction with the physical. When was the last time YOU lit candles and drew a bath to jerk it? It's a completely different ballgame, and through a failure to understand that coupled with their insecurity, men ascribe many of their failings in the bedroom to the physical, while failing to address the emotional.
>> Anonymous
>>329441
I feel your pain :'(
>> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan
Larger penises are better, to an extent. However, the size of your cock isn't as important as knowing how to use it. If you make your dick size ideal the difference in how much she enjoys it will be completely overwhelmed by the difference in actually finding out how she likes it and doing that. Not even purely sexual competence either. There are plenty of other ways to make a woman enjoy sex more without getting better at sticking your penis in. Some foreplay will help. Sexual fantasies can work well. Hell, something like half of all women can't even orgasm to purely physical penetration.

Penis size is relevant, but not remotely as important as being good at sex. It's like crossing a fordable river. Being taller will make walking over easier, but learning to swim will overshadow it completely.

Even if you are a stump or a pencil you can probably make a woman orgasm with fingering or cunnilingus if you find out how.

Sex is not purely about insert penis, move, squirt semen, remove.
>> Anonymous
Hmm...


If you're good at sex, it doesn't matter as much.

In my mind, it will always matter with most women. Even if they say they don't and appear to enjoy sex, they talk about big cawks to their friends and fantasize.
And you can't blame them for that; Think about the sick shit you fantasize about you fuckhead.

Anyways, learning how women like to/are able to come is really not that hard. Devote yourself to solely pleasing the woman you're with for the next few months, don't be fucking selfish with your fucking, and try not to jerk off very much.
*(That last part is important; You will be far more efficient at eating pussy when you're really horny. Srsly too)

Anyways, sorry to hear about your dick. That sucks, but stretching devices will leave you impotent, and then you'll just go and kill yourself. So leave that shit alone, it doesn't work (jelqing kind of does, might add like a half inch if you work at it, but it also leaves you impotent so weigh your importances).
>> Anonymous
>>329494

Actually i was talking more along the lines of average cocks (5 - 6), when you have 4 and below i understand it becomes an issue, but like the above posts its your fingers and tounge that do most of the work for you.
>> Anonymous
>>329497
Good post, and very well written...

Also, i remember something about the female orgasm is like 90 % mental.
>> Anonymous
I'm 7.5" when full on but not very thick, and honestly I feel insecure about it sometimes too.

So to an extent I understand, but not really, because you're just ROFL OMFG that sucks.


But seriously guys, 5" is not fucking average. It straight up isn't; Don't believe me? Find a girl you trust (LOL) and ask her to show with her fingers how long she thinks the average cock is.

Now do that with like 100 girls.

HERE'S THE CATCH: The actual average size of the male penis does NOT fucking matter when nearly EVERY girl has been influenced by PORN DICKS.
Think about it: You meet a nice girl who has fucked 4 guys. One of them had a decently big dick. She watches porn, and has since before she was fucked the first time.

How big does she think the average cock is? Does she think the ONE dude had a big dick, or that THREE had a small one? Guarunteed she thinks that three had a small one.

Women are retarded sometimes, deal with it. Learn to lick pussy like a champion. Develop two different personas; You are either the gentle, love-making sensitive man of the "omg i luv u" face and "love my finger tips..."; Or you are the master of sex, the OWNER of pussy, the pussy is literally yours to do with as you wish.

There, you're good in bed.
>> Anonymous
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>>329519
>> Anonymous
>>329519

ITT painful truth
>> Anonymous
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>>329519
>> Anonymous
>>329519
>>Develop two different personas; You are either the gentle, love-making sensitive man of the "omg i luv u" face and "love my finger tips..."; Or you are the master of sex, the OWNER of pussy, the pussy is literally yours to do with as you wish.

I see no reason why you can't be passionate and good in bed.
>> Anonymous
>>329415

I do this too. Trust me, it works.
>> Anonymous
>>329505
but if you're a 4.5" midget, no matter what you're gonna drown

>Even if you are a stump or a pencil you can probably make a woman orgasm with fingering or cunnilingus if you find out how.
right, but a man with a normal or big cock can do that too. you can't just be a lesbian and go down on a girl forever, there has to be a time when you put your 4.5" dick in her and hope to god she can even feel it inside and not laugh

>>329513
a 4.5 inch dick is reason enough to kill yourself already, it is impossible to get laid anyway, whats the harm in risking never having sex again if you can gain some sort of normality

>>329534
having a small cock means you can't be good in bed
>> Anonymous
>>329541
>>having a small cock means you can't be good in bed

I was talking penises aside i saw no reason why you couldn't be both with an average dick, but now i see because of "fingers" it was implied a passionate guy had a small dick.
>> Anonymous
>>329534
lol

Come on. Are we talking about a godamn girlfriend that you have passionate sex with here? Or are we talking about the occasional hook up? Fuck off.
>> Anonymous
>>329546

The former, i don't enjoy random sex with strangers.
>> Anonymous
>>329534
passionate(lol) sex with a 4.5" dick means you get cheated on with some cool dude asshole black guy with a 8" dick

the problem with these threads is that everyone that is saying size doesn't matter only thinks they are small even though they are rocking a 6" dick. go shut the fuck up all of you and go find a ruler and see for yourself just how tiny 4.5" really is.
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
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Get one of these.
>> Anonymous
>>329551

I never stated i had a 4.5" dick, and if i did i probably would do away with myself, i was merely stating that the post was dumb assuming you were either passionate in bed or you fuck her brains out, however i missed the fact that he implied the former meant you had a small dick.
>> Anonymous
>>329555

Dude, you're fucking confused. I'm the one with the post about the two personas.>>329519and>>329519are me.

The two personas I described are for mental state. Get in the mental state of one of those two, not necessarily do exactly what I posted physically.

You either have to be sensitive/passionate love making guy, or you have to be confident and sexy.
>> Anonymous
>>329551

This guy has a point that I touched on earlier.

Even though I'm considered above average in size, I'm still insecure about it. I still sometimes feel like I have a small one.

Go grab a ruler and see how well off you actually are. Look at 4.5". FUCK.
>> Anonymous
>>329575
no, fuck you again. you're just imagining that you have a problem. man the fuck up and stop bawwing about your fake insecurities nigger. nobody gives a shit what you feel like, it only matters whether or not you can get laid. you can, i can't without getting laughed at. fuck you.
>> Anonymous
>>329497
I usually masturbate in the bathtub. Does this make me a faggot?
>> Anonymous
>>329590

Seriously man, having a 4.5" sounds terrible. I feel for you.

Time to lower your standards =\
>> Anonymous
>>329602
i have no standards. i plan to never have sex again.
>> Anonymous
>>329600

Just sounds fucking disgusting to me.
>> Anonymous
>>329604

Just go by this rule:

Try to have sex normally. You want everyone.

Act like you have a big dick. If a girl laughs/judges, etc., literally end her life.
>> Anonymous
>>329608
getting all the unwanted buttsex from bubba in prison isn't worth the agony of having a girl laugh at my dick. it's just not worth it in any way. i'm not kidding when i say i will never have sex again in my lifetime.
>> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan
If you're that terrified of being laughed at for having a non-porn dick, carry a poster of a hot porno chick with you. If she laughs at your cock, take out the poster, look at it, then her, then it, and then laugh in her face.

Either she'll get it or she's fucking stupid and will never be satisfied and you might as well quit on it.
>> Anonymous
4.5 is below average in the west, but perfectly normal in the east. Fuck some FOB azn chicks, or get certification to teach English abroad, go to Korea, japan, etc. and fit right in. Just because one cavernous slutbag laughed doesn't mean all girls will, and most girls are scared of porncocks, those porngirls get their pussies ripped all the time. Not fun.
>> Anonymous
>>329604

Do you have a gut? If you need to loose 50 pounds, there's about half an inch or so of dick hidden that will show up when the weight is gone.
>> Anonymous
>>329375

Read this, you brainwashed slobs.
>> Anonymous
fuck, i have a ~4.5" penis.
I'm spoiled as fuck too, my parents are rich. All that shit they own will be mine in the next couple of years.

The only thing i fear is finding a girl that would cheat behind my back. Fuck i hate bitches....
>> Anonymous
>>329741
with a dick that small you're not going to.

enjoy being beta while all your girlfriends fuck alphas
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>>329778
humorous video game reference. i didn't like the delivery, though. not subtle.

5/10
>> Anonymous
>>329519
i have a 7.5" cock with some thickness, and I have yet to run into a girl disappointed by my size. My lack of empathy and blatant misogyny, maybe, but not size.
>> Anonymous
meh i only have about 7", dont sweat having 6 inches or less, the average really is about 5.5" and most of those guys who have bigger than 8" tend to hurt women. You gotta realize that the vagina itself is not THAT deep. Besides that, it differs from woman to woman, some women dont like deeper penetration and some do. Besides, if you're dating a woman who actually cares about your cock size, you dont want to be with her seriously anyways, get a few fucks out of her and leave, thats all those women are good for.
>> Anonymous
>>329810
thanks for the advice bro. i'm sure size doesn't matter when you already have a large dick. seriously, go look at a damn ruler and actually see what 4.5" looks like before you make bullshit statements
>> Anonymous
Am i the only one who immediately thinks if it was the other way around and guys were choosing women over the size of their tits all they would receive is a slap and a wave goodbye. If women want to laugh at your cock, take a second to educate them, point out their flaws, make them feel like shit and move onto a woman that isn't a whore.

tl;dr - It works both ways.
>> Anonymous
>>329649
Goddamn did I lol
>> Anonymous
>>329791
What video game?
>> Anonymous
>>329857
he thinks the terms beta and alpha only apply to videogames for some reason
>> Anonymous
>>329859
No one can be that stupid.
>> Anonymous
Do leg and other lower body workouts, flex your bulbospongiosus while doing this workouts. Your dick is a muscle, it can be made larger.
>> Anonymous
>>329889

Man, really, wtf, Where can I find more info
>> Anonymous
>>329791
Hahaha.

I dunno, you must be underage b& or something to say something that stupid. I'm also loving the whole internet tough guy way you delivered that, hahahaha.
>> Anonymous
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>>329889
>bulbospongiosus

I had to look it up because I laughed when I saw the name.
>> Anonymous
>>329889

lolwut penis is blood vessels
>> Anonymous
>>329889

Youre an idiot....
>> Anonymous
>>329889
uh, no
>> Anonymous
My penis is 4'7, I'm yet to have any of my girlfriends be dissatisfied with me in bed, wanna know why?

1# I don't go out with sluts that had 20+ boyfriends.
2# I know what the fuck I'm doing while I'm in bed.
>> Anonymous
itt, trolling underaged horny virgins trolling about penis size
>> Anonymous
OP, I'm gonna' go with "get surgery". Okay?

It's made for people in a situation like yours.
>> Anonymous
Guys, guys. chill. Bitches are retarded, they really are.

Don't ever listen to them. Just don't. You can't satisfy women. And I have a really big cock (runs in the family).

If she laughs, just kick her out and get yourself another one. They're just women.

Never, ever let yourself be down because of a bitch. They love that.
>> Anonymous
Just be glad you're not me.

Non erected - Inside my body
Erected - 1-2 inches.

If you really care, you can get surgery, but I heard you can't feel it as much if you had a natural penis. I myself just plan on joining the military and say it's a old war injury. Hopefully girls will understand.
>> Anonymous
OP HERE.

I agree a lot with what you guys are saying.

I REALLY want to find a chick who is not experienced so she can't compare me to other guys, but they all seem to be Hoes these days.

I know you guys say lots of other things are important, but I feel I got those down already and taken car of... the only thing left is my size.

I also highly agree that chicks are dumb and think that huge porn sized cocks are the average size.

And lastly I also agree that chicks will cheat on you if they think you are of inadequate size...

Which is what I'm worried about.

I'm thinking about trying to go find a wife in Japan. I hear they have the least sex in that country out of any other, and as someone said before...if they are somewhat experienced it's unlikely they were with someone larger than you...
>> Anonymous
lol, yeah and lastly I can't trust this Xlabs shit... especially when their before and after pix are ridiculous.

The after pics are just more zoomed in to make it look bigger.

In addition... if they say you can easily make 3 inches, why are they only showing examples of guys who've made only 1 inch gains? WTF
>> Anonymous
>>330198
Just get a wife from a more traditional country. You are just unlucky to live in a sex crazed consumer culture.
>> Anonymous
>>330198
shut up troll. your dick is bigger than average, stop fucking bawwwwwwwwwing

asian girls are ugly
>> Anonymous
PENIS ENLARGEMENT IS VERY REAL!

Do yourself a favor and ignore the people that are saying it's impossible. Take it from somebody that has experience with PE programs, it works.

Penis enlargement is not soemthing that happens over night. It takes months. The first inch is always the easiest gain then after that comes the hard part.

Do yourself a favor, visit http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/
and
http://www.thundersplace.org/forum/

and educate yourself, ask questions if need be. Penis enlargement is just like lifting, patience, hard work, and dedication.
>> Anonymous
>>329889
The bulbasaur is the muscle UNDER the penis. It's vital in Tantric Sex, when the prime objective is to last longer in bed by holding in your cum.

>>330358
I tried it, but dammit, one bathroom in an apartment gets all sorts of shit from people who interrupt my 2-3 hour showers by going to the bathroom. Still, it takes discipline to wear it down to build it up again.
>> Cecil B. Demented !!AjYvQaW7p7z
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I'm guessing nobody noticed that the device looks like a mini guillotine
>> Anonymous
am i missing something because the average is 5 inches GIRTH? thats 5 inches around? how is that fucking possible..i thought average was like 1.5-2 inches around.
>> Anonymous
>>330458
Circumference /= diameter
>> Anonymous
As a female, length is nowhere near as important as girth and NOT having erectile dysfunction.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Virgins who have small dicks.
>> Anonymous
>>330475

We know girth is the most important.

Girls want fat dick for the same reason guys like tight pussy... there is more friction.

Girth is just a lot more difficult to gain than length.
>> Anonymous
>>330475

The only way to gain girth is with surgery, which is dangerous and reduces sensation in the penis.

I think I only have 4.5-5" circumference, while the ideal is 6.5"...

To address girth issues I'm thinking about putting something on my penis to give it at least 6" circumference.. something like a condom that is very thick on the top side (where I don't feel much sensation anyways)
>> Anonymous
>>330477
>> Anonymous
>>330511
come to think of it this may actually make her pussy feel a lot tighter and feel good for me also.

If we ever go raw though, she will be disappointed...
>> Anonymous
alright, so whats the deal if like, im a fatass

6'2 320 lbs

and have 4 inches hard showing, but if i push down fat, i have about 5. girth is 5 and a half inches

how much does losing weight add to penis length?

like does having good blood flow to the penis make it thicker/longer?
>> Anonymous
>>330347
I find Japanese chicks very attractive thank you.
I'm sorry you can't enjoy them the way I do.
>> Anonymous
>>330522
no, loosing weight just lets the penis be more exposed and not hiding under fat.
>> Anonymous
>>330522
>>330522

also, im uncut and have a tight frenulum (in the process of successfully stretching it)

does that affect the length of my penis as well?
>> Anonymous
>>330522
This is a quote from Oprah. The doctor guy on there said it.
If you're overweight, if you lose 35 lbs, you will gain an inch of penis size.

PS. The best way to measure penis size without inaccuracies due to fat pads is to push the ruler until it reaches the pubic bone. So put the ruler on top of your penis and stick it into your skin until it can't go anymore. Then measure length.
>> Anonymous
>>330198
>>330198
>>330198

OP, grab yourself a hot mormon chick, even if your not mormon, get to know her, love her, get her to really love you,

shes a virgin (or is supposed to be)

get married....

????

get fucked like an animal. cause they want babies!
>> Anonymous
>>330536
forgot to mention how polygamy is okay with mormons?
>> Anonymous
>>330536
LOL
no comment
>> Anonymous
>>330538
>>330538
>>330538

no, thats false.

i had a huge fight over this shit with MY hot mormon chick. The crazy shitheads in texas are the polygamists and utah ones got rid of polygamy like 100 years ago.

tl;dr retarded mormons are polygamists, regular ones arent
>> Anonymous
>>330529
What about cholesterol levels?

>>330511
What about jelqan?
>> Anonymous
>>330545

I gained an inch from jelquing.

thundersplace.org
mattersofsize.com

Try the newbie routine. After about 3 or 4 weeks, your dick will hang big and low all the time. Erections are rock hard. Spontaneous erections staring at tail on the street. Morning wood every day. Shit... I just talked myself into starting again.
>> Anonymous
>>330562
lulz, and how are the erectile difficulties and blood in urethra (infected urethra)?
>> Anonymous
>>330567

uh, nonexistent?
>> Anonymous
2 of my bfs have been asian and i still thought the sex was good. Most women (some odd 90% or some shit) can't cum easily anyway with penis/vagina sex so why really worry about size. just be creative.
>> Anonymous
I've heard it's more of girth that matters...
And it always seems to be guys insecure with their length...

I was just wondering, what's the average girth? How is 6.5"? Good? Bad? Average?
>> Anonymous
>>330358
>>330358
>>330358
>>330358
>>330358
>>330358
>>330358

THIS
>> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan
>>330587

It was 51% or thereabouts can't orgasm to purely vaginal intercourse.

>>330522

Fat means your skin sticks out further from the bone, so your dick is concealed by fat. Lose weight and it won't be.

Also, if you lose weight and gain fitness you'll have more stamina in bed, and will be able to be more creative, which may or may not produce results. If you're really fat sex may be awkward because of your weight as well.
>> Anonymous
>>330694
>>330358
i started 2 weeks ago, true i am seeing "hanging" or flacid length stay, but not seeing erect size growing, its getting a tiny bit harder to get 100% erect aswell, im only getting to 90%
>> Anonymous
>>330734
This.

The gains don't work for everybody. Wasting 3 hours a week for months to years, for little gains and possible problems with erections and urethral infections is just retarded.

When it's just better to be a confident individual.
>> Anonymous
>>330749
im just under 6 inches, im im confident with girls, ive made every girl ive been with cum so its not about that.
I just want that extra "somthing" girls wil remember
>> Anonymous
Look, past a couple of inches, THE VAGINA IS NOT VERY SENSITIVE. There aren't many nerves further in there at all, and the average vagina is ABOUT FIVE INCHES DEEP, when aroused. That means five inches before hitting the cervix, which for many women is a very painful sensation. True, the vagina has the ability to elongate to accommodate most penises, but that DOESN'T MEAN longer is better.

The most sensitive part of the vaginal canal is the first few inches. The g-spot is located about two inches in. It is not way up in there. A longer penis does not stimulate it better. MANY WOMEN CANNOT EVEN ORGASM FROM PENETRATION ALONE. If you want to guarantee her orgasm, rub her clitoris! Just because sex for you revolves around intercourse does not mean it is the end-all be-all for women as well. Chances are you can do a lot better with your mouth and fingers than with your penis, regardless of length, because you can more easily get at where it feels best. Are fingers 8, 9 inches long?

The size thing is perpetuated by men comparing with each other and making themselves feel insecure. There are women that buy into bigger as better, but this is likely mostly a psychological thing because they're so used to hearing that larger is supposed to be better.

A woman that laughs at your dick is ignorant. Lots of women and men in the casual dating scene are stupid. You really can do something with 4.5, 5 inches. Be disgusted with a woman that acts displeased with your size, instead of with yourself. Find a woman that has a clue. We do exist, really.
>> Anonymous
lol, yeah girth is the most important, but as I said there is nothing to be done about that...

>>330734
lol, that's scary.
I don't want a limp dick. The extender would probably do the same...

Ugh, I think I've really settled on moving to Japan seriously (I've always wanted to move their anyways).
Damn these American whores and their needs. Screw this scary penis enlargement shit.
>> Anonymous
>>330734
>>330749

You're not going to see an erect increase in 2 weeks :|

The thing about PE is you get what you put in. Meaning ,if you only stretch 3 hours a week chances are you wont see results, while on the other hand if you're stretching 4 hours a day you will se noticeable games in a month.

The best, non painful "routine" for gains manually PE'ing and wearing a stretcher for as long as possible. Because the longer your penis is stretched the better comfort is a huge factor. I suggest taking a look at the Static Stretcher and visit their forums for ideal lengths of time to where. It's the most comfortable stretcher available.

http://www.staticstretcher.com/
>> Anonymous
>>330772

Longer dick = longer stroke
Longer dick = more positions
Longer stroke = better for them
>> Anonymous
>>330798

I don't know about that... I've had chicks complain about "their cervix being pounded".

Being a guy I know I like positions that go in deep, but those don't seem to be the ones that get her off. It's the ones that allow my penis to jam into the g-spot she likes the most.
>> Anonymous
>>330811
virgin
>> Anonymous
>>330813

You're right, the g-spot is at the cervix
>> Anonymous
>>330813
Troll
>> Anonymous
>>330814
I didn't say that. I said you are a virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>330813
>>330816

lol, you're a dumb fuck
>> Anonymous
>>330816

I'm not that poster
>> Anonymous
>>330625

Anyone gonna answer me?
>> Anonymous
good thing I'm fro /tg/ that way no girl has to put up whit my 3.5". and no, it's not lard, I'm a fucking girly-looking twig.
>> Anonymous
And>>330811is not the same person as>>330814
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>330837

According to studies, women find 6.5" an ideal girth. Not too small and not too overly big.

You're lucky anon because girth is the most important factor for females, and the average penis girth is around 4-5",
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Women's penis preference chart
>> Anonymous
>>330929
Bullshit.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Here is the penis length chart.

So according to these 3 graphs an average sized penis (which is what most men have) is considered "not satisfying" by the majority of women.

I hate women, seriously. Fucking whores. FUCK YOU
>> Anonymous
>>330947
BAWWWWW I want to stick my dick in women but I'm afraid they won't like it, so I HATE THEM!

11 inches, enjoyable? ELL oh fucking ell.
These graphs are stupid. Your dick is fine.
>> Anonymous
The larger the penis, the less likely she will be willing to have anal sex with you.
>> Anonymous
>>330929

I really want to do a study where I ask women to show (with their hands) what they think the average penis size is (length and width)... it will probably average out to about 8" long and 6.5" wide, LOL
>> Anonymous
>>330921
I'm not lucky - my penis is thin as hell
>> Anonymous
The main thing to keep in mind, is that anything that streches your penis, will, of course, make it thinner.

A thinner penis, is much worse than a short penis.

The nerves in the clit, extend down, around the vagina, so the motion of pushing her apart, is one of the most important.

TL;DR, don't do it, a thinner penis is a problem, while a short one usually isn't.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
This is a moot cock.
>> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan
>>330929

That one's bullshit. Over eight inches and you're not even going to be able to stick it all the way in without injury.

Five bucks says that one came in an ENLARGE YOUR PENIS TODAY email.
>> Anonymous
None of that stuff that is supposed to make you bigger works. It's all a sham and penis stretching can cause permanent damage.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>330420
>Certified Class 1 Medical Device

Class I devices present minimal potential for harm to the user and are often simpler in design than Class II or Class III devices. Devices in this category include tongue depressors, bedpans, elastic bandages, examination gloves, and hand-held surgical instruments and other similar types of common equipment.
>> Anonymous
What about men who like anal? Do they prefer girth and length as well? Short answer, yes. Still don't believe me? Try it. Seeing as how the prostate is like the insta-climax for men, I believe this has had some influence from gay culture spreading to women. We live in a superficial world where unfortunately, the most unfortunate of truths still circulates and even before women can even find the truth for themselves, by the time they're ready to have their first fuck, they've already considered size as being 'best' based on what they hear. The fact that you guys ALSO agree with this negativity is just making matters worse for yourselves and everyone else to come. Become more secure with yourself because it's not your size that's pathetic but your attitude.

tl:dr; someone post that sex vid of vern troyer in /t/
>> Anonymous
>>330798

If you already hit the bottom that's at 5 inches, you CAN'T have a 'longer stroke' than that.
>> Anonymous
PROTIP: even if you had that 10-inch cock you probably wouldn't be able to satisfy a woman. Less than a third of women can orgasm just from intercourse.
>> Anonymous
ok, when I was 17 I ordered some random enlargement pills from eBay and did something called jelq. I went from 6 to 7 in but that maybe from what I did or naturall growth I dunno. But it happened
>> Anonymous
Something I've noticed is that my erection tends to be larger when I'm actually with a girl, as opposed to fapping.

Just thought I'd share.
>> Anonymous
>>331102
And harder too right? First time fapping it was hard as a rock, now I just don't get turned on as easily.
>> Anonymous
>>331096

i also had a foolish experience like that when i was 17. joined a 'memebership website'. not only was it a total waste of money ($50). it NEVER worked. followe all the routines for erection and when soft. did it for months. it did shit except give me bruising and insecurities, since 'everyone' on their forum had 'massive' gains.

so then the fuckers charged me again a year later...on my parents card
>> Anonymous
i hate how you can NEVER get a good feeling either way on PE.

and i dont have enough 'faith' to try this shit for 2hrs a day for 6months, considering the risks and opportunity costs.

maybe if i was in prison, where the only other things i'd do were lift weights and convert to Islam
>> Anonymous
>>329394

Wait, 15 years experience? how the hell old was he? 30?
>> Anonymous
>>331091

Lol yeah, you never see those porn dicks go all the way in do you, because they can't. Having your pelvis smack against her pelvis is important to female orgasm, so I can see that this may pose a problem.
>> Anonymous
Why do you care whether the woman is satisfied?
>> Anonymous
I have a 7" long and 6" wide, to bad I've never actually used it.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>330929
Whore's brah.
>> Anonymous
>>330990

That is the dumbest thing I've read in this thread. I raged hard.
>> Anonymous
>>331091
>>331243

Lol do you say this to yourself in the mirror to make you feel better? Gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>331074

Jelqing works
Manual Stretching works
Wearing comfortable stretchers for hours works

Doing the above any less then 4 days a week doesn't.
>> Anonymous
ITT insecure sexually deprived boys lacking sexual and emotional intelligence and a great deal of confidence.
>> Anonymous
>>331896

Pretty much.
>> Anonymous
>>331719
First of all, it's 4 days a week for a minimum of 6 months, to several years before seeing any permanent increases in length or girth.

>>331713
riiight.
I've seen porn films where tiny girls can't even fit cawkz in their vagoo. They scream at first and even with lube and everything, it doesn't go all the way to the pelvis.

If you're into that then go for it bro'. But I'd like a girl to be able to fit my cawk into her mouth and also deep throat it. Rather than my girth being too big for her to even do oral and have a hard time doing anything else.

inb4 virgin
>> Anonymous
>>331911
I love it when they squeal over too much cock. It's great.
>> Anonymous
>>331911
Lol it doesn't take several years to see gains. If this is the case you're doing it completely wrong. Also, any gain is permanent if you know how to make them, which goes along with not doing it wrong.

>I've seen porn films where tiny girls can't even fit cawkz in their vagoo.

I've seen porn films where girls take monster cocks. What are you getting at? Your average professional porn film involves a 7.5"+ penis and women in positions missionary, cowgirl, and doggy style with cowgirl being full penetration cuz... well... it has to be.

Also vagoos stretch over time. It will adapt to your dick.

Please continue t make up more fables to feel content about your mediocre penis lawl.
>> Anonymous
>>331936

Do their vagoos stretch over time and stay that way permanently? My GF has been with 10 guys over the course of 2-3 years and several of them had huge cocks, is she permanently loose from that now?
>> Anonymous
>>332027

Make the bitch do kegals evary day
>> Anonymous
Penis size does not matter (unless you have some freak stub). I have a good size penis when erect at around 7" but sometimes it hurts my gf has she is a tiny thing. The thing about vaginas is that they fit to the penis. Before intercourse the vaginal may only be 2 to 3 inches deep and as a penis is inserted the vaginal cavity will expand to fit the penis. In other words, in most cases, the vagina is a one-fits-most-all device.

Before intercourse, try using your fingers and experiment different motions and areas. For example, my gf "g-spot" is in the ventral wall just before the cervix and has just our sexual position emphasize hitting that spot. I could have a 3 inch penis and still hit her g-spot is what I'm trying to say.
>> Anonymous
>>332027
>My GF has been with 10 guys over the course of 2-3 years

Well number 11, if the past is any indicator, you won't be with her for much longer.
>> Anonymous
>>332292
if i have to hear another fag with a 7" dick say that size doesn't matter, i'm gonna fucking puke

question to 4.5 inchers out there: what do you guys do for condoms? do they even make condoms for 5" and under?
>> Wheat Thin !wqeQ6aYGs.
I've been with 2 chicks over the last 3 years, and neither of them have been able to get halfway down my dick with their mouth. I'm about 5 3/4" long. So I feel good about it.
>> Anonymous
>>332292

Lol, actually she was really wanting to marry me, have kids etc. and live the rest of our lives together, because she finally found the one.

and I'm like "hell no, I don't trust you" lol. made her cry...

So yeah, our relationship will end when ever I find someone else.
>> Anonymous
I'm actually number 10, she just slept with another guy shortly after we first hooked up, maybe more than that who knows. (We weren't dating at the time so it wasn't cheating...)

Anyways when I said I didn't trust her she was like "oh, noes I've condemned myself haven't I?" and all I could think was "lol, you shure did dumb hoe"
>> Anonymous
>>332318

All I'm saying is that with 10 guys over 2-3 years, she's been quite the busy lady. If that trend continues, it won't be much longer before she leaves guy # 11 for guy # 12.
>> Anonymous
>>332318
Most condoms are overly large lengthwise because you can always just not roll it out as much. Condom sizes differ mostly by girth. "Snugger-fit" is code for smaller sizes.
>> Anonymous
>>332340
You feel good about being with two girls who fail miserably at head? If a dumpster can't take down 6 inches with ease she's useless.
>> Anonymous
>>332376

I almost feel sad for her, almost.
>> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan
>>332376

Don't be like that. You have here a girl who is clearly desperate to actually stay in a proper relationship. This means that she'll put more effort into everything to make it work. You're going to have a better time with a girl who is actually trying hard to make things work than one who expects you to do the work yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>332450
Or, conversely, you have a woman who is so fundamentally ill-suited for a long term relationship that can't keep even one.
>> Anonymous
>>332450
>Don't be like that. You have here a girl who is clearly desperate to actually stay in a proper relationship. This means that she'll put more effort into everything to make it work. You're going to have a better time with a girl who is actually trying hard to make things work than one who expects you to do the work yourself.

Sadly our consumer culture makes us DEMAND excellence without having to put any effort into it. It takes a bit of experience to understand how important that is later on in life. DIVORCES DIVORCES DIVORCES DIVORCES!
>> Anonymous
>>332470
what the fuck does that have to do with a consumer culture? if a chick is a whore, she'll always be a whore. i'd give her the benefit of the doubt to date her, but i certainly wouldn't marry her and have kids with her when in 2 years she's going to grow tired of you and start fucking random dudes behind your back.
>> Anonymous
>>329441

Quite the chip on your shoulder, eh?

She sounded like a bitch, just make sure that you find a decent woman who you won't have to deliver on within a week of meeting. Also, get really good at foreplay.
>> Anonymous
>>333100

>>get really good at foreplay

This. Foreplay is what turns a girl from vaguely disinterested to begging for cock.
>> Anonymous
>>333100
even a decent girl wont be satisfied with 5" dick and will laugh at you
>> Anonymous
I've read every post in this thread and have came to the conclusion that you are all silly apes.

Why do you care about what girls think? Worse yet, Why do you care so much about having sex? Sex is overrated, just like relationships. The only reason sex is pleasurable is to give people an incentive to reproduce, yet people still see sex as one of the most important end goals in life, even knowing it's just our genetics and primate brains enslaving us to do their bidding. Seems to me that most people here are going to spend years trying to improve themselves in order to get laid, and in the end they will realize they wasted all that time for something meaningless.

I would rather spend my time doing other things, such as making more money and enriching my knowledge of the world. And whenever I get ronery, I just jerk off to some porn, the girls in porn are much better looking than girls in real life anyways.
>> Anonymous
To the one guy flipping the fuck out about his 4.5 inch dick:

Mine is 4.5 inches and I get by a-ok. If you aren't fucking whores, no one is gonna care. Get some fucking self esteem and stop whining about how unfair nature is.
>> Anonymous
>>333739
>genetics and primate brains enslaving us to do their bidding.
Ha ha. What a faggot. We are human, there is nothing we can change about that. I'd say celebrate our humanity. Stop trying to come up with an excuse to resent sex and emotions.
>I would rather spend my time doing other things, such as making more money and enriching my knowledge of the world. And whenever I get ronery, I just jerk off to some porn, the girls in porn are much better looking than girls in real life anyways.
AND WE DO THAT TOO. WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!
>> Anonymous
>>333765
keep telling yourself that virgin
>> Anonymous
guys telling guys what girls like? I call BS ANON...

Learn how to use what you have because there is nothing on this earth that will actually make your penis bigger with out having an alarming chance to make it dysfunctional which is a hell of a lot worse IMO.

No orgasms for the rest of your life < Small Dick
>> Aglaophotus Kun
>>329314
You're fine as you are, learn to use your hands with a woman and its makes her even more your lover. As for the bigger dong, its over-rated, mots women cant handle a big one, they bleed from the stretching if they arent used to it.
>> Anonymous
I agree that size matters to an extent. Could we change something though? I hate the phrase: "It's not how big it is, it's how you use it!"

If you have a small penis, you can still be good at sex. You just have to focus on other things like foreplay, confidence, and technique.

You do not, however, use your penis much differently than a guy with a huge dick would. Sex mechanics are pretty simple. You put your penis in there and thrust. Sure you can change speed and position, but what you're doing with your penis is pretty constant.

There is not a small dick'ed sex god out there, who brings legions of women to orgasm again and again by the way he slaps his penis against their thighs.
>> Anonymous
>>329340
Stop dating whores.
>> Anonymous
It's not about the size of your penis, it's about how you use it. Human female vagina's are most sensitive from the entrance to about 4 inches in. After that, the sensitivity dulls the further you go in.

This means however, that girth is more important than length.

Men with big dicks have the tendency to assume that their big cocks will automatically allow excellent sex. This isn't the case, and going in with this mentallity will impair your ability to please yourself and your mate. It's likely that you'll hurt your partner too, meaning that she'll want to have sex with you less and less.

Human penises average at about 5 - 6 inches when erect for a reason.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>334592
>>Men with big dicks have the tendency to assume that their big cocks will automatically allow excellent sex.

I always went by the assumption that the bigger dick you have, the better confidence you have allowing for better sex.
>> Anonymous
Best solution:

Instead of relying on your dick to please the woman, try actually being good at sex. There are more ways to make a woman cum than fucking the shit out of her with a big penis. You have 2 hands (hopefully) and a mouth. Use the fuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>334649
girls never laughed at a hand, they do however, laugh at 5" dicks

>>334592
is that what you tell yourself in the morning?

>>334161
they also tell everyone you know that you have a huge dick. and if you have a 5" dick? they also tell everyone you know and then EVERYONE laughs at you
>> Anonymous
oshi
>> Anonymous
>>335199
wat
>> Anonymous
>>335192

Ok, it also helps to not have sex with SATAN! let the pimp hand guide you brother, this affront can not go unanswered.

Anyway, any girl that disses you for your size is a dumb bitch, most chicks that have had sex with anyone other than their dildo would know that the size is surprisingly irrelevant if you know what you are doing.
>> Anonymous
>>335192
troll/idiot/salesman
5"-6" is average.
only sluts/bitches laugh, if you wanna go with a loose size queen feel free.
>> Anonymous
>>335228
it can be average all you want, girls will still laugh at it
>> Anonymous
>>335264

lol enjoy your paranoia and lack of self confidence.
>> Anonymous
>>335264
No they wont. If they do, laugh at their tits and call them fat. "Id watch myself if i were you miss babyfat and saggy-tits". I know its cruel, but if they laugh at your dick its TOTALLY allowed.
>> Anonymous
>>335275

Not to mention fun. Thanks man, you have given my life new meaning.
>> Anonymous
>>335268
it doesn't count as paranoia if it's already happened and i don't know what that second word means
>> Anonymous
Average penis is 5.1-5.9 inches with a 95% confidence interval. Look it up. There are a small number of exceptionally large outliers, meaning that the majority of people fall within this range, and that a small population of people with ridiculously large penises (porn stars). I'm just shy of six inches unless I'm really horny, and I'm happy with what I got.

It's important to note that few women can have an orgasm during coitus, so lads, if you've got a lacking penis, bone up on your cunnilingus skills. Seriously, a chick will not give a shit how small your dick is if you can make her cum unendingly for an hour with your tongue on her clitoris and your finger on her g-spot.
>> cumdumpster !Ry.6oDqO1Q
>>335291

cumdumpster here, this anon is right. i get off way more from good oral. i like a nice dick, but i've never had an orgasm during sex. girls don't want below average cocks, but we really don't want 10" monsters either. those fucking things don't even fit all the way in.
>> Anonymous
>>335284

Oh wow, that's sad.
I hope you punched the bitch.
>> Anonymous
Oh wow, did this shit get saged?