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Any good stories about fighting and how any workouts/training beforehand paid off because of it?
>> Anonymous
YO BRAH DIS ONE TIME I GOT INTO A FIGHT AND I KNOKED THE MOTHA FUCKA OUT YA SHOULDA SEEN IT BRAH IT WAS TIGHT MAN THAT NIGGER GOT POPPED YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?
>> Anonymous
I got into a fight just recently, actually.

What's weird about me is that while I can be described as "moderately muscular" at the very best, I do sick amounts of cardio and focus on my technique and speed when training (I practice BJJ, sambo, and TKD (subnote: I know Tae Kwon Do sucks, I just like to look cool if the guy's easy enough to beat)) . So, the other guy, who looked mostly like Brad Pitt from Fight Club, was expected to kick my ass without question.

Early into the fight, he kept throwing punches and I kept on dodging or negating the impact, while others sniggered or said, "He'll tire out eventually, and then it's all over." After throwing some counter-jabs and leg kicks, I saw him visibly getting tired and arcing his punches from the outside like an amateur. So, I decided to start doing roundhouses to his ribs and face, completely embarassing him.

After that, I took him into a grapple, got back mount, and started punching him repeatedly in the face and throwing arm-locks on him until he gave. Although I let him say that we just decided to call it quits, everybody who saw it kept on saying that I kicked his ass.

He's four years older than me.
>> Anonymous
>>163491
no nigger troll I don't, now nigger troll somewhere else
>> Anonymous
One time a got in a fight. The day before it i had been squating 900kg. When the fight started i just lay on my back and squatted the fuck out of his head. That guy is still in hospital
>> Anonymous
>>163507
Can you do an MS paint of that? I'm interested.
>> Anonymous
>>163497
you sound like a faggot
>> Anonymous
>>163476
I wish I could find a place where they let you fight like in the movie with the minimization of death in local areas. It's not exactly something you find over the internet.
>> Anonymous
>>163516

Join a local MMA event
>> Anonymous
I do some amateur boxing, so the usuals: crunches, bagwork, running, etc.
What stands out more, though, is the medicine ball training. I fell into a dispute with a gentleman (i.e. NIGGER) about a pair of shoes and me stepping on them. A simple, stiff jab managed to bust his lip over his snaggle tooth and almost dropped him.
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I have a friend that practices martial arts like it was a religion when one day he practiced fighting with another guy and I wasn't there.The guy kicked or stomped my friends foot and broke it. He was walked with a limp and couldn't go to his work for months and still complain that he wants to get back into martial arts after the this. The funny thing is we thought he was this strong motherfucker which was his only redeeming quality and that got destroyed with one kick. Now people talk behind his back all the time.
>> Anonymous
>>163540
>That guy is still in hospital
still reattaching his head?
>> Anonymous
>>163541
That's actually a good technique. There's this old guy at my gym who was taught some bare-knuckle, pre-Marques of Queensbury style pugilism. He taught us to stomp to pin the guy's foot, then grab and hip throw, which was all perfectly legal back in the day.
>> Anonymous
>>163541
I know a lot of guys who are into martial arts that talk themselves up so much. I would bet against them in pretty much any fight they got into.
I don't have anything against the actual martial art they're doing its just that they think they're gonna be awesome in any fight just because of it.
>> Anonymous
>>163544
its hard work attaching a head
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
I did some wrist curls once, and then I got into a fight with 30 Vin Diesels, and I punched him so hard he exploded into free weights and plates which I used to do SQUATZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>> Anonymous
most martial artists would get fucked up by a classic boxer
>> Anonymous
>>163551

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xBG9PeImA10
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>>163555

kick boxer whatever... boxing man.

not some fancy pose shit.

kicking and punching
>> Anonymous
>>163555
That boxer was retarded for being so far away from the kickboxer. Should have crowded him.
>> Anonymous
>>163564
that was kicking and punching.
>> Anonymous
>>163551
I heard that too. Muay Thai and boxing would be one of the best and commonly known Martial arts to take out most other martial art styles... in theory.
>> Anonymous
At the pro level, everyone knows everything about striking and grappling, and it depends on the fighter itself
>> Anonymous
>>163564

You obviously have no idea about any martial arts if you think everything outside of boxing is like Ralph Machio in karate kid.
>> Anonymous
In MMA, everything evolves all the time. BJJ dominated early on, until everyone learned how to wrestle. Then wrestling. Then good strikers with a sprawl. And now Cung Le with his fancy movie kicks and Lyoto Machida, who uses queer ass karate, have perfect records in MMA.
>> Anonymous
one time i got into one little fight and my mom got scared and said youre moving with your auntie and uncle to bel air
>> Anonymous
>>163591

lol at you using Cung Le as an example, since the only real competition he has faced is a old Frank Sharmock. Now Lyoto Machida on the other hand is whomping fools left and right with karate. No one can fucking touch him in the stand up, and when Tito tried taking him down Lyoto was like, "NOT GONNA HAPPEN". To to mention he has an awesome ground game, and is a pretty proficient grappler. People who find Lyoto boring are people who appreciate a technical fight, and want to see faggots like Tank Abbott and Kimno "brawling".
>> Anonymous
>>163612

Yeah, 33 years is pretty damn old for a MMA person, huh? Oh and Cung Le is the same age as him. Yep that oldness, it sure affects one person and not the other.

Anyway I don't like watching either of them. Lyoto fights for points, nothing wrong with that. But there are better technical fighters who, on the plus side, are also damn entertaining, who have the best of both worlds. Lyoto isn't one of them, and with the first loss that will ever be dealt to Machida, the UFC will drop his ass because financially he isn't really an asset at all.

Smart fighter after all, eh.
>> Anonymous
>>163569
He was also retarded for being in kickboxing and not throwing a single kick against a guy that is fucking him up.
>> Anonymous
>>163636

You have seem to forgotten the numerous amounts of serious injuries that Frank has obtained during his lifetime.