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afraid of intimacy/shy because of your body Anonymous
Have you ever delayed sex because of a insecurity? For example, love handles, something with your genitalia, things like that..

Let's hear some confessions.
Me personally, i'm a 18 year old male, been seeing this one girl, she likes me but i'm kinda shy to have sex because i got some love handles..she got a bit too but still.. i hope you know what i mean
>> Anonymous
>>302570
Yeah, been there.

SO I RAN AND ATE OATZ AND DID SQUATZ AND GOT RID OF THEM.

You'll love yourself so much more after that.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>302570
It means you have a tiny peenor.
>> Anonymous
don't forget those squats
>> Anonymous
im asian so in the past, girls had the nerve to laugh at my tiny girth.

I only fuck asian girls now.
>> Anonymous
To be perfectly honest, even if you get rid of the lovehandles, there will always be something wrong with you. Nobody is perfect.

Getting comfortable with yourself, even with some lovehandles on you, will be one of the best things you can do for yourself. If you want to have sex with the girl, do it. Don't hide yourself. You'll be uncomfortable with it, but that's just a sign that it's something you need to do.

I'm fairly certain she won't care. Chances are, since she's a girl, she's feeling the same thing. Do your best to make her comfortable with herself as well.
>> Anonymous
I have a tiny asian penis.
>> Anonymous
>>302625

I'm asian my penis is 6.5'' and 5'' girth. Is this win?
>> Anonymous
I'm the guy with banana-bent penis. 23 years of age and still virgin. I'm no looker, but I have a decent body. Personality has been hit hard by penis issues, thus here I am posting on a chan.
I've long since given up on pussy because of this, but life isn't as grim as you might think! :)
>> Anonymous
>>302638
you should see the doc about that it might need surgical correction, some of the erectile tissue may have hardened along the top/bottom which causes excessive curvature

gl anon
>> Anonymous
>>302628

not win, just normal compared to the rest of the world

it's sad that that length makes you big in comparison to the rest of your community
>> Anonymous
My insecurity is my acne. It's not TOO bad, but I'd look so much better without these random pimples.
>> Anonymous
>>302641

Well, it bends to the left. No idea if that matters. Also, it's not a sudden bend it's a curve. But yes, should see a penis doc. If it was curved up it'd probably be awesome for sex, heh.
>> Anonymous
I have fairly bad stretch marks across my flanks despite only being 150lbs whilst standing at 5'10"/11". I grew from 5'3" to about 5'8" in less than 6 months when I was 16 and then filled out a bit, and that's when it happened.

Pisses me off because I've always done some exercise, not overeaten etc.
>> Anonymous
>>302646
yeah even as a curve i meant, definitely see about it... Did you ever have any injury to it when you were a kid?
>> Anonymous
Good topic. I have pearly penile papules if you know what those are, tiny (harmless) white bumps on the head of the penis. I'm getting them lasered off this wednesday, wish me luck..
>> Anonymous
4.5-incher cawk here. I'd say it isn't too bad. As expected, you better lern2eatcunt among other things if you are to be victorious and all-conquering. But hey, she got off, you got off. Mission fucking accomplished.

The only real downside is that you'll never be able to give her that rough, ovary-crushing, animalistic pussypounding quasi-rape that females occasionally crave. But that's where regulary punching your bitch in the face to show her who's boss comes in. =)
>> Anonymous
phimosis - not the normal one, foreskin attached via tissue.
'supplementary nipple', basically a birth mark that looks like a small third nipple.
>> Anonymous
>>302706
So so true. I mastered the finger many moons ago and every girl I have been with has been pleased.
>> Anonymous
>>302628

My non-asian length is 7" and girth of 6-6.5".
>> Anonymous
>>302746

what about your asian length?
>> Anonymous
Stick it in her, you will thank me later
>> Anonymous
>>302706
I hope you don't plan on having children. Get a real man to impregnate her.
>> Anonymous
I'm a chick with stretch marks on her titties (and little titties too). So yes, I am self-concious.
>> Anonymous
>>302746
I've got the bizarro penis of yours. I am real long but not girthy at all. Women talk about wanting a big cock but they usually dont mean length, they just want a wrist sized thing thumping them. Anyone who claims over 8 and says its cool as hell is a liar. It's not cool it's a burden because you can't normally go balls to the wall without hurting someone.
>> Anonymous
>>302789
Virgins will like you.
>> Anonymous
God damnit, I look like in OPs pic but a little skinnier and a bit bigger nipples. I'm pretty thing, but still have love handles, it's pissing me off because there's not much fat anywhere else.
>> Anonymous
>>302791
Not really. Most women virgin or not don't deal well with a length over 7. I am almost 9 so I either get to fuck a cavernous bitch (like my ex) or don't get to use it all. It's fucking lame and anyone saying differently is a lying fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>302789
>wrist sized

Maybe I have small wrists, but it's almost the size of my wrist..
>> Anonymous
>>302794
>thing

thin*
>> Anonymous
>>302804
same...sorta. My wrist has a girth of 7.5"" and my cocks 6.5-7"". Slighty thicker at the base
>> Anonymous
>>302638
i got that, im a lefty
>> sasuke
i didn't know it was possible to refuse sex from a woman.
>> Anonymous
>she likes me but i'm kinda shy to have sex because i got some love handles

OP, goddamit, get over your shit, girls want confidence over everything.

if you have skipped sex for thinking that she'll think 'oh this is too gross for me, fuck this' you should be shot in the face. if she really likes you, she'll end up licking your handles.
>> Anonymous
>>302877
OP here, thanks for the wakeup call.
It's my first girlfriend , i'm just nervous as fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>302877
>>if she really likes you, she'll end up licking your handles.

I lol'd.
but also true, so congrats on the phraseology.
>> Anonymous
>>302638

Dude, that could be a good thing. A friend of mine told me

that her boyfriends penis curves up like a "banana" and hits her g spot perfectly.
>> Anonymous
>>302646

Fellow curved penis anon. It's great when the girls sideways. Any type of curved is prefered to perfectly straight. Easier access/ability to hit gspot/etc.
>> Anonymous
bump

where the shy people at?
>> Anonymous
>>302802

Hmm haven't had much problem with that since I'm 6.5''. Women are fine with me going all the way, only thing I might want is a little more girth, although at just over 5'' no complains so far.
>> Anonymous
I have delayed sex for the last 20 years because I am a skinny kid with no muscle and have a bad case of backne
>> Anonymous
I HAVE BIG SAGGY TITS!!! THEY'RE NASTY!!!!!!! I can't love myself until they're toned I know it achievable if I apply myself!
>> Anonymous
well, i am average looking. 6'0, 160lbs. i want to get laid but i'm too shy to go to a prostitute..
conflicting desires.
>> Anonymous
>>303167

You really want to lose your virginity to a prostitute? Meet a fucking girl (not a drunk one).
>> Anonymous
>>303164
Fucking female trying to make due with her tits though any guy would tit fuck her till the end of time.
>> Anonymous
Lol, 5'11'' 140lbs, fairly good looking, smart, athletic and funny. But I have an anxiety disorder, thus not laid :(
>> Anonymous
I'm extremely self conscious about the stretch marks on my body, they are some of the worst stretch marks I've ever seen, developed during puberty, when I went from 5ft to 6ft in one year.

And I'm fairly a thin guy too, damn stretch marks
>> Anonymous
bump, topic is related to my situation

i am skinnyfat with stretchmarks and afraid of intimacy
>> Anonymous
>afraid of intimacy/shy because of your body

Yeah its called ''Body dysmorphic disorder''
>> Anonymous
I'm in a somewhat similar situation, except my nervousness/shy stems from my first experience in asking a girl out (harsh rejection) and the subsequent rejections from all the girls who are already taken. Sometimes it feels like I was left behind and all the girls have already paired up with someone and there's no one left. That adds to my stress and adds to my weight, I'm not fat/obese but I could stand to lose 20 lbs and then I'd be hot but its hard. But that's just me.
>> Anonymous
I'm thinking that I actually would do this if I met someone that I liked now. I've always been very skinny, with E.T. like arms and for the last year or so I've just let it slip, I just wouldn't be comfortable with myself anymore in an intimate situation.

- I'd probably to try delay it for a month or two if possible whilst I undergo an ultra-diet (5000 calories per day) and work out three times per week.
>> Anonymous
>>302570
I got a tattoo when I turned 18. It's nothing horribly distasteful and it doesn't look awful, but I don't like it and am self conscious of it. I also had REALLY bad teen acne. My face doesn't look awful, but it could be described as "rugged".
>> Anonymous
>>302628

I'm half-Asian (India) and I'm about 7.5" length by a little over 6" girth. So I don't really care about whether they like the size.

I don't think I care enough to be insecure actually.
>> Anonymous
You all are fucking weaksauce.

I have massive bone deformities of my ribcage and spine, the "center" of my chest between my pecs is 1.5 inches off center. The front of my ribs is collapsed and warped like it melted inwards while I was lying down.

So fuck ya'll and your puny problems.
>> Anonymous
Pix or it didn't happen.. besides, guys are allowed to be freaks. I'd rather have bone deformitie than a small penis
>> Anonymous
>>303871
Hmm... so you look deformed?
>> Anonymous
>>303886
Yes.

It's a combination of compound scoliosis and pectus excavatum.

Just think of the elephant man, but only having a deformed torso. Not nearly that bad, but you get the idea. One of my pectoral muscles is a rounded "breast", the other is a square pec.

I never plan to take off my shirt in front of anyone except medical personnel.
>> Anonymous
>>303893
Does this really effect your self-esteem? How old are you? How have you dealt with this in life?
>> Anonymous
>>302570
Everyones first time sucks. Just get it over so you can get to good sex afterward
>> Anonymous
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>>303896
20 years old.
Well, i'm perfectly confident when I'm fully clothed, especially in winter when I can wear coats.

I cant really wear t-shirts, it's too visible under them. The first thing I notice in people is how symmetrical and normal they look, it's fascinating.

This pic is what my upper body is like but mine has a collapsed left side of the ribcage, ignore the legs and head though.
>> Anonymous
When I was about 13 I had the perfect opportunity to take to the max with some chick that I knew. She was a real skanky pants and her and I were getting all hot and heavy. A lot of kissing and tit sucking was going on and she made a move at the ol' sperm shooter and at that point I decided to call an end to the whole monkey business because for some reason I felt like I was going to be doing some awful thing, or some shit. It was dumb and I should have just slammed the whore's man trap till my adolescent horniness subsided for the night. Then continued in the morning.
>> Anonymous
>>302570
To be honest, Girls don't care what you look like.
Girls care that you're comfortable with yourself, and comfortable with showing yourself to people.
When it comes down to it, thats what girls really care about.
>> Anonymous
>>303917
this isnt true and you dont understand girls at all
>> Anonymous
words of advice to you OP

fuck when you can because atleast that's what you get out of it

I had two girls at one moment. both were potential gfs. I didn't fuck this one girl because I didn't want o jeopardize my possibility with the other girl by doing something that would make me feel guilty. but in the end i didn't get with no one and didn't even get a fuck out of them. fuck when you can
>> Anonymous
Rape bitches

Get money
>> Anonymous
i'm 20 years old
i'm not fat
i'm not ugly
i'm not poor
i'm perfectly healthy and normal

but i've got a tiny cock. i've never backed out of a situation to get laid because i've never put myself in one. sadly i don't think i could bring myself to have sex with a chick because
>girls had the nerve to laugh at my tiny girth
is my worst fucking nightmare and i know it'll happen
>> Anonymous
>>303947
same here.

6" long, 5.14" around.
>> Anonymous
I'm just real skinny
>> Anonymous
I feel insecure because I'm pretty skinny and have an uncut dick.
>> Anonymous
>>303951
but at least that's normal, my dick is only 4.5" long 4.5" around. it's really short AND really skinny
>> Anonymous
>>302930
Female here. This anon speaks the truth; I love a very curved dick. Feels A LOT better.
>> Anonymous
years of jacking off with my lefty

left me with a dick slanted to the left

kinda worried about showing this to a girl
>> Anonymous
>>303972
jerk off with your right

PROBLEM SOLVED
>> Anonymous
>>303987
doesn't work that way for some reason
>> Anonymous
Pencil cock reporting in
>> Anonymous
I don'tknow if I've ever really delayed sex, but I'm really self concious cause I lost a los of weight so now I have loose skin and stretchmarks, not to mention small but really saggy manboobs, what pisses me off is that I actually consider myself pretty good looking and a lot of girls tel me so, I've even had quite a few girlfriends for my young age, I'm italian-peruvian 6'2 and dont look neither fat nor skinny(a bit muscular actually) and even tough I don't like to judge people specially since I've been judged a lot, I can say that I'm probably better looking that a lot of guys around here(I live in peru) but I'm still very self concious :(
>> Anonymous
>>303951
Errrr that's average, why would you be worried about that?
Too much porn.
>> Anonymous
>>304017
sex is stupid anyways, takes hours to make a girl cum and you need to use perfect technique and foreplay and mood and lighting and seduction, but somehow not come youself in that time period

girls would be a lot better if they could orgasm 100% of the time from penetration
>> Anonymous
>Too much porn.

no such thing, not if you're one of the baby dicked individuals in this thread because that's all they're going to get

>4.5" long 4.5" around

i think my dick was that big when i was 8
>> Anonymous
I will consider this, when I get laid.

Thank you /fit/

Sincerely,
from a guy that hasn't fucked for 5 years now
>> Anonymous
>>304054
they can if you have a normal sized cock
>> Anonymous
To all the guys stressing about the curvature or your dick; left, right, up, down. I don't care. It's a dick. Honestly, yeah... size and girth will be judged, but angle? Could matter not in the slightest. Don't worry about it.
>> Anonymous
>>303935

That's the truth.

...I need a fucking time machine!

(yes one I can fuck AND time travel in.)
>> Anonymous
femanon with a few weird looking acne scars...on her boobs. No where else. Otherwise very fit, 20 yrs old, decent looking...

Afraid to wear bikinis too... >.<
>> Anonymous
>>304116
fuck one of the dudes with a 4 inch dick, they won't care
>> Anonymous
>>304116
Nothing to be concerned about, try mederma, if it doesn't work after a couple months go to a dermatologist. Microdermabrasion isn't that expensive, shop around. Plus there's so many styles of bikinis for girls you're bound to find something you feel sexy in especially if you're very fit. Tankini if it's that srs.
>> Anonymous
>>304016
well if you're half anything with light skin you're way above any of the indigenous people
>> Anonymous
>>304122
hm
I don't have much of a sex drive anyway...
is there any way I can come right out and signal that I don't care how big or weird a guy's penis is, on like, a date or something?
>> Anonymous
>>304127
you could say it, all girls do

but we all know you're all lying
>> Anonymous
>>304124
Yeah, was planning to try mederma...does it work with mild keloids too though? =[
Have tried takini, but feels weird when everyone else is wearing bikini...also makes me look flat...
>>304125
asian...
>> Anonymous
>>304127
if a guy is dating you, hes prolly not gonna not have sex with you because of his penis length
>> Anonymous
>>304127
Sounds like a good icebreaker on a date, would make me lol while I'm waititng for the rufies to kick in.
>> Anonymous
>>304131
gah, so apparently mederma doesn't work? http://dermatology.about.com/od/skincareproducts/gr/MedermaReview.htm
any ideas about what can?

also, thank you. I haven't told anyone about the scars, been very self-conscious about them.
>> Anonymous
>>304149

...can't believe nobody has said pics
>> Anonymous
>>304153
oh god oh god nonononono
NO pics, sorry...
>> Anonymous
>>302570
not at all
>> Anonymous
>>304136
haven't you read the thread, guys with small dicks don't get girlfriends in the first place
>> Anonymous
Man boobs and love handles. Don't know how many girls and opportunities to get laid I've kissed away due to my reluctance to take off my shirt or be felt up and massaged.
Then I got off my fatass and started working out. That was three years ago.
>> Anonymous
I have stretch marks around my biceps/armpit area and near my triceps. They're red and ugly. Don't go to the beach much any more, and I usually have sex with the lights off.
Goddammit.
>> Anonymous
>>303871
Yea I have Pectus too, and being 17 and skinny as hell doesn't really help with my insecurities....

I may get the pectus fixed (mine hurts occasionally so I qualify) but i don't really like the idea of having metal rods jammed behind it
>> Anonymous
>>304160
Yea thats true sorry, and I should know that since Im one of those small penisers.
>> Anonymous
>>303893
Wow... I can't believe I'm not the only one with this.

>I never plan to take off my shirt in front of anyone except medical personnel.

especially that, that is exactly the same as it is with me. Like you said, fuck everyone who thinks their tiny love handles are such a bad problem
>> Anonymous
>>304209
i don't plan on taking my pants off in front of anybody. at least you can still have sex with your shirt on
>> JL523 !Je.61Huaqc
>>304222

Well, some girls I know would be satisfied with a 5'' penis which is below the average of around 5.5''. If you have a small penis, just work better on foreplay, learn how to go down on a girl. Just means you gotta work harder.
>> Anonymous
>>304227
The general /fit/ consensus is anything below 6" is not just insufficient, but sub-human, and the owner should brutally kill themselves post-haste.
>> Anonymous
>>304276

Just offering advice to those less fortunate. I'm fine in this area. 6.5''
>> Anonymous
>>304279
Well it doesn't do much to dispel the notion that the majority of this board is populated by japing, shrieking, jock-ape-people.
>> Anonymous
>>304283

/fit/ is going down the shitter.
>> Anonymous
>>304286
SHUT THE FUCK UP, EAT YOUR OATZ AND DO SOME SQUATS
>> Anonymous
>>304296

I ate oats for breakfast, bought a 50pack of instant original unflavored for college tomorrow, and infact did Squat workout today. Anymore ideas?
>> Anonymous
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>>304283

>this board is populated by japing, shrieking, jock-ape-people.

LIGHT WEIGHT BABY
>> Anonymous
>>304306
you thought you were just lifting PEANUTS
>> Anonymous
>>304279
i have a 4.5 inch dick. what the fuck good does your "advice" do? i couldn't give less of a shit when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>> Anonymous
>>304306
i want to meet ronnie coleman before i die

i wonder how often he gets asked to say "lightweight baby" or "nuthin but a peanut"
>> Anonymous
I'll admit it -- I'm a female anon, and I'm moderately overweight, but working hard to fix that. Due to lurking 4chan however, I've given myself a fucking complex and am terrified that a male would be all "MAN THE HARPOONS" if I got naked to have sex.

Doesn't matter that I'm shameless and shamelessly kinky and have tits and all that shit, I don't have the confidence to find a man to do so with.
>> Anonymous
>>304323
>fuck one of the dudes with a 4 inch dick, they won't care
>> Anonymous
how short is too short and how thin is too thin

i need numbers
>> Anonymous
>>304345
Since you're clearly feeling insecure about it, your length is too short and your width is too thin
>> Anonymous
>>304345
If you're worrying about it its too short. If you don't care, it's big enough.
>> Anonymous
>>304348
>>304349
INSECURITY-MIND
>> Anonymous
>>304349
faggot

under 6" is too short, under 5" is too thin
>> Anonymous
>>304354
And if you're using the term "faggot" as an insult, you're likely too young to be posting to 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>304359
and if you think you're morally superior for not using the word faggot, you're likely too uptight to use the internet
>> Anonymous
>>304363
Nope, still here. Now are you prepared to continue the conversation in a rational and intelligent manner, or are you going to act like a junior high student?
>> Anonymous
FIGHT ON INTERWEBZ = ALWAYS A WIN$$$
>> Anonymous
>>304364
this is a thread mostly about penises you dumb fuck, on 4chan to boot. you must be new here, go back to /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>304372
>>dumb fuck

Yes, I'm sure you're very proud of having a foul mouth and lowering the level of discussion on the board.

To the OP in general: as other people already said, there are far more crippling things to be sidled with. Self-esteem is going to help you out a LOT. If you need to get in better shape to feel better about yourself, more power to you, but remember it's the way you present yourself that counts at least as much as what you look like.
>> Anonymous
The only thing that holds me back is that I can't cum.

I'm kinda tubby & muscular but that doesn't affect my self-esteem at all
>> Anonymous
>>302638
>>302638
i have same. when you get laid you will learn to use the bend to your advantage. shit rocks. reaches parts straight penors cant
>> Anonymous
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GIRLS ARE WAY MORE INSECURE WITH THEIR BODY THAN YOU'LL EVER BE, EVEN IF THEY ARE HOT.

BUT THERE ISN'T ANYTHING BETTER THAN FEELING COMFORTABLE WITH THE PERSON YOU LOVE. LEAVE YOUR INSECURITIES ASIDE, AND SHE'LL ACCEPT YOU UNCONDITIONALLY. BITCHES LOVE SELF-ACCEPTING GUYS. Plus the sex will make you both lose those handles. I'm telling you, its the best sport ever.

PS: that doesn't apply to fat fucks (BMI > 28) who think there's nothing wrong with them
>> Anonymous
>>304510
you can be as confident as you want, girls will still laugh at your 4.5" baby sized cock either to your face or to all their friends and your friends later
>> Anonymous
bacne :*(
>> Anonymous
>>304457

See, this is what people say. But been dealing with this for many years, so it's not so easy to get over the insecurity.
Imagine first time and the girl starts laughing, and saying sorry.
>> Anonymous
>>304539

you dont say sorry
if the bitch laughs at your bent penor, you either a) roleplay a rape, except you dont roleplaying or b) tell her to fuck off and throw her clothes off the window
>> Anonymous
saggy boobs, big areolas and a ton of stretchmrks on my hips and thighs. I am so disgusting. is there
any way to reduce sagging of breasts with exercise? ill probably get areola surgery someday, as well as lazer surgery on my stretchmarks. I don't want anyone to lower their standards enough so they can fuck me.
>> Anonymous
>>304570
breast reduction surgery
>> Anonymous
I'm slightly overweight (BMI 25), and I have bot ugly face and ugly pussy. I've never dated a guy and I never will. It would just lead to suicide.
>> Anonymous
>>304579
pic of the pussy is needed to judge

also
>fuck one of the dudes with a 4 inch dick, they won't care
>> Anonymous
>>304579
come on, don't put yourself down. Work hard, make lots of money and get tons of plastic surgery.
>> Anonymous
>>304574
im only a 34c
>> Anonymous
>>304585
they don't always make it much smaller, just more shapely
>> Anonymous
does anyone's penis NOT curve to the left?
>> Anonymous
>>304594
mine doesn't
>> Anonymous
Who cares it it's curved? Mine is just slightly curved, it's normal and I've never had any girl react to it.
>> Anonymous
yo how do i ignore my insecurity and just fuck someone 4 the first time man

i'm a nooooob
>> Anonymous
>>304594
mine is perfectly straight.
>> Anonymous
>>304594
mine does thanks to years of fap with left
>> Anonymous
I can't believe these faggots.
>> Anonymous
im BLACK
fat
small uncircumcised web penis
beat that
>> Anonymous
im a lefty too OP, seriously its not that big of a deal just go for it
>> Anonymous
i masturbated so much that i rubbed my dick raw right underneath the back of the head of my cock and it got infected.

had to pop that shit with some tweezers and drain it. it's all good now though no lasting damage. antibacterial gel works wonders, kids.

i told my gf that i got my dick caught in my fly. much better excuse than compulsive masturbation
>> Anonymous
You're both probably feeling the same way. I ensure you that you'll both quickly forget it when things get started.
>> Anonymous
Stretch marks and a lot of them. Also just really fat.
>> Anonymous
Yeah I've actually turned down girls because I've been too ashamed of my body. I'm fat and I have a lot of stretch marks, although they've faded a bit now. I have kind of accepted that I will never have sex because I simply couldn't handle any potential ridicule.
>> Anonymous
Asian here and i'm happy with the size of my penis, haven't measured it but when I have a raging boner it looks pretty big and im pretty sure I won't have problems satisfying.

I'm only worried about cumming too quickly.
>> Anonymous
>>302701"penile papules "

god I hate these things. they're all over the underside of my shaft. fucking annoying. :\
>> Anonymous
>>302570
i know what you mean, i got some lovehandles again. i started smoking weed and eating a lot of carbs and then knocked out. now i have some lovehandles, not oozing to the side, but they're there. kinda embarrassing. ):
>> Anonymous
Been shy its not going to help you to resolve your phsycal defects, it actually makes you more unatractive. If its got a solution,find it, do it. If there is not a solution or it is unreacheabable for you, overcome it, making yourself more miserable its not going to help.
>> Anonymous
>>304579
let us be judge of the face

and being overweight is not permanant. GO TO THE FUCKING GYM. FIND THE HEAVIEST WEIGHTS YOU CAN LIFT AND LIFT THEN, 8 REPS FOR 3 SETS YEAH BOYYY

actually im dead serious. Lift heavy as fuck and eat roughtly the same you do. Alternate at first between "pull" exercises and push exercises. Have a break inbetween and do some cardio on that day.

Cardio, weights, cardio, weights. Dont lift to "tone". Lift like the boys lift. It will burn ungodly amounts of fat away and increase muscle a bit which will burn more. You can be skinny-winny in a year.
>> Anonymous
>>305248
I'm the deformed dude from earlier and your advice is insulting. There is no cure or fix for my problems, the best I can do is not reproduce. I already had 2 operations nad having a third so it's not *as* obvious I'm badly deformed, but im still sooooo jealous ;_;
>> bump bump
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bump,

this topic is essential for the human race
i will pray for you all (and myself too)
>> Anonymous
>>305248
there is no possible way to overcome a 4.5" baby penis. there's just no way and having a girl laugh when she sees it is going to make me infinitely more miserable than not having sex at all.
>> Anonymous
>>305260
by the way how long did it take to recover from the chest surgery? As stated before, I may need to get it done.

And I'm with you all the way, not every problem can be fixed with exercise. Though I'm glad I didn't get screwed over completely and have a 7.5 inch dick.
>> Anonymous
There is a cure for all of these problems, it's called money and a good prostitute.
>> Anonymous
>>305469
just jelq. if it fucks up your cock it wont matter because you won't get laid anyway
>> Dood
Eh, I can't help that I'm hairier than I'd like to be.

I have this near-full back tattoo I got as a result of my ex (Not a name, thank god) that I'd be afraid to explain to anyone I might sleep with.

I don't like the way my body looks right now, but I can work on that. My penis is decently sized, 6" length and decent girth.

All I need to do is get back into shape and I'll look fine. Don't have that many insecurities outside of the fact I lack experience in sex, but that can be made up by finding someone willing to teach I guess.

Though, the stretch marks I got from growing over a fucking foot in a year during 8th grade doesn't help but meh, I need to look past all the shit and present myself in some sort of confident way. What type of girl wants to be picked up by a dude who's not even confident in himself, much less confident enough to sleep with someone?


That's the way I look at it, anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>305775
if, like me, you got stretch marks from growing rapidly (same situation exactly - makes me rage as i've always been slim and never eaten loads of shit), they should fade over time... but do you find that when you start putting a bit of muscle/weight the stretch marks kinda start aching as if they are being over strained?
>> Anonymous
I gained alot of weight living with a succubus and now I lost all my self confidence with my body. Until I lose the weight I shun myself.

sad. :(
>> Anonymous
>>305831

Was the spirit sex worth it, at least?
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
one of my balls is still halfway inside of me.
>> Anonymous
>>305875
nah brah.
>> Anonymous
>had the nerve to laugh at my tiny girth.

great, just great
>> Anonymous
big areolas... which apparantly guys find disgusting?
>> Anonymous
>>306324
i like them
>> Anonymous
>>306324
not gonna white knight, tiny ones are cuter, but big ones aren't disgusting, can't imagine it being a deal breaker or a guy even mentioning it to you. To his friends, yes, but not to you.
>> Anonymous
I've never had sex because I've been afraid to let anybody see my bacne. It's going away though.
>> Anonymous
>>306324
Most of the time if the breasts are naturally big, they'll have bigger areolas... or at least in my experience.
>> Anonymous
>>306324
No, I love them large. Depends on the guy, but younger guys who have only seen the typical type in the media will bitch more.
>> Anonymous
You are all fools... your body will always be subject to change, myself i was a fat guy turned slim turned fat again! and it really fucked with my self image, because all of my confidence came from the fact that i was slim and people were telling me how good i looked, thus when i got fat again i had no self confidence....

But alas i am now in good balance and quite muscular, atm cutting

but my point is, be comfortable in your own body, subject to change and whatever, i'm still going to that spot where I AM ME, NO MATTER WHAT I LOOK LIKE

also op.. you will always find more things to be "shy about" don't delay any sexual/intimacy things because of this.. JUST FUCKING DO IT FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
>>306362
being comfortable isn't gonna grow your 4.5" baby cock to a passable size that won't get laughed at
>> Anonymous
>>306364

being comfortable is going to make YOU COMFORTABLE, because in the end THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS(YOUR HAPPINESS)

also your cock is never going to grow to an average size(gl jelqing or something) just fucking live with it
>> Anonymous
saging. like as if chanfags need yet another reason to talk about their penises.
>> Anonymous
>>306368
i'd rather be able to get laid than be comfortable, what the fuck does comfortable do for me?

and live with it? fuck that, i'd rather eat a god damn bullet
>> Anonymous
>>306383

sure go find gandalf, he'll give you the big dick spell

i'm not saying you shouldn't try to lose your love handles,or fat, or whatever your problem is, i'm saying don't make that your life, don't make that your life's mission also being comfortable in your own skin is also known as self confidence, ever heard of it?
>> Anonymous
>>306383
find a tiny tiny asian girl and you will be fine.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
i got a big forehead,
worried that girls wil run their hands through my hair and find out so sex is a no.
i'm saving money for a hair transplant
>> Anonymous
>>306415
If you had different glasses (read: contacts), longer hair, and a shirt that wasn't from old navy, you wouldn't look bad.
>> Anonymous
ITT: People who have never been with a girl. I hear lying on an anonymous board is the shit these days!
>> Anonymous
>>306421
don't do this man

this is what we need 2 cope with ourselves
>> Anonymous
>>306385
you're fucking delusional

>>306389
asian girls are ugly and i'm 6'5, so no midgets for me
>> Anonymous
>>306416
yeah, cos long hair and a receding hairline are great together.

gtfo.

keep your hair short but textured. your head and face are in proportion. you just got a widow´s peak, dont sweat it.

your glasses are fine too.
>> Anonymous
>>306385
That's fat people talk.
>> Anonymous
>>306450

no that's normal people talk, but probably what i have over you is this.. experiance, it's always best to just learn from your mistakes so be my guest and make them

When you finally reach your goal losing the love handles,the "extra fat", getting "the abs" whatever etc. you realize that it doesn't really matter, you are still the same, getting the "abs" isn't the magic pill that will change your life
>> Anonymous
>>302701
Holy shit, I've never heard of this before. Big fucking sigh of relief here.
>> Anonymous
The girl that i like (and she likes me) has a relationship with a dude overseas.
She doesn't like him anymore and wants to fuck me but she's not officially single yet and that dude of hers is some ex drug dealer violent guy, i don't want him to find out and fuck my shit up
>> anonymous420
just hit that shit already
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
Hey, she knew what she was getting into whenever she started seeing you. Even if you're a complete fatty, she's not going to be surprised when the clothes come off.

Just go with it. The sexiest thing a person can have is confidence. The lowest body fat percentage and all the muscle in the world won't matter at all if you don't have that.
>> Anonymous
>>306461
HE'S OVERSEAS! You gotta fuck up whatever shit he left here first...
>> Anonymous
why is this not on page 1 niggaz
>> Anonymous
>>306560
Because you just broke the post limit. Finally this thread can die.
>> Anonymous
>>306461
tell her this:
Call me when you're single, not just legally but also emotionally, and we'll talk then.
>> Anonymous
Ok here we go.
174cm 85kg (is down from 100 at the begining of the year though so still a work in progress)
With clothes on I look respectable and can usually attract a few chubby chasers well before the pub shut down.

Under the clothes.
Acne which is everywhere but my face, back front ass thighs, tops of my arms you name it.
Strechmarks from the top of my arms over my boobs, stomach, thighs, and ass.
Pubic hair which spans from my ass to half way down the inside of my thighs.
One boob is a Cup size larger than the other, Im talking a B cup and a large C cup. Its obvious as hell and I have to always wear padded bras to hide it.
Vestibular papillae of the Vulva or the womens form of Pearly penile pauples.

Now white knights aside tell me you wouldn't freak out if that was coming at you. I'm of half a mind to tell the guy thats been flirting with me lately to fuck off and save him the pain.
>> RORSCHACH !!XpX/HIEp4EL
shoulder and back hair...which I'm going to get waxed soon...along with my upper arms..

other than that I'm dropping weight losst like 9 pounds last month and I'm gonna keep going.
>> Anonymous
>>306584
>>Ok here we go.
>>174cm 85kg
cardio


>>Acne which is everywhere but my face, back >>front ass thighs, tops of my arms you name it.
dermatologist
>>Strechmarks
dermatologist (pulse dye laser)

>>Pubic hair
shave/wax (brasilian wax is gg)

>>One boob is a Cup size larger than the other
should even out when you're at your goal weight

>>Vestibular papillae of the Vulva
same co2 laser treatment as used for PPP

>>Now white knights aside tell me you wouldn't freak out if that was coming at you.
The worst thing on that list is the pubic hair, shave it off
>> Anonymous
Well....love handles are my secondary concern when i'm with a girl.

first is my penor, it bends like / instead of the 'normal' I
that, and the fact that i'm not circumcised. and i dunno if said girl/s will be a bit weirded out.
>> Anonymous
actually uncircumsized is the default penor so no worries mate
>> Anonymous
>>306611
Yeah, but his dick is bending lol
>> Anonymous
>>306612
It's douchebags like you that cause people to have insecurity's . gb2/b/
>> Anonymous
>>306607

I find the uncircumcised part worse than the bending, personally. Not that it's "OH GOD HORRIBLE" but I personally prefer my men circumcised.
>> Anonymous
prepare yourself