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Detoxification Anonymous
It's fucking bullshit. Don't buy into this scam. If anything claims it can 'purge the toxins' in your body, it's a load of bollocks. Sure sure, it might not jibe well with your new-age 'science doesn't know everything lol' mentality, but it's the cold hard truth: detoxification is fucking useless and a sham.

Things that detox the human body:
Liver
Kidneys
Bladder
Colon

Thats all the detoxifying equipment you need. If you deny this then you're a barmy fucking idiot who deserves no less than having your balls twisted into a not, run over and an iron poker shoved into your seminal duct.
>> Anonymous
Ok.
>> Anonymous
I've got your detoxifying substance right here. It's available in every home, you can buy it right off the shelf for a dollar a gallon, and they even have dispenser units in schools and offices.

WATER, bitches. DRINK THAT SHIT UP!
>> Anonymous
AMEN! to the OP!
>> Anonymous
>>58807

There is also criticism that detox diets in general are unhealthy due to the possibility of a greater amount of natural toxic chemicals in fruits and vegetables than in animal products.[citation needed] It is argued by advocates of this perspective that the liver has evolved to do its job without assistance from such diets. However, this argument does not take into account the main focus of most detox diets, which is the sheer excess of difficult to metabolize foods that is consumed in the present day. Thus, this argument does not consider the resulting larger quantity of toxic metabolic by-products that the liver and other body systems must process.[citation needed]

That being said water is still your best bet. Silly fad diets, tricks are for kids