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Anonymous
how do i get my girlfriend to lose weight? she was skinnier when we started going out. i just want her to exercise more but she's lazy.
pic semirelated, she used to be skinnier than hayden now she's about the same, but not as tone.
>> Anonymous
just call her fat, and she'll suddenly be motivated to lose weight
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
Marathon sex sessions.
>> Anonymous
>>33190
doesn't work. she gets all moody when i do that.
>> Anonymous
slip some speed into her drinks or give her meth.
>> Anonymous
Start running yourself and invite her to go running with you.
>> Anonymous
dump her.
fat people hand out in groups.
if she gets fat you'll be a pig soon too.
>> Anonymous
>>33187
Totally and utterly destroy her self-esteem.
That way she'll get anorexia nervosa.
>> Anonymous
If she is about the same size as the picture, stop reinforcing the stereotype. If anything she is underweight.
>> Anonymous
Not enough sex? Good for calorie burning.

Also, if she's as skinny as your picture, I don't know why you're complaining.
>> Anonymous
coke and cigs
>> Anonymous
you think girl in your pic of fat? troll.
>> Anonymous
Ask /b/ for advice.
>> Anonymous
OP, you could try not making your girlfriend sickly and instead let her gain a little weight.
>> Beaver !D8rQiV7xz.
>>33187

I hate this cunt.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
it's tough, man. I was dating this girl for about a year and a half, which is to say that we were extremely close (we basically lived together for that whole time) and didn't have any trouble communicating. I started getting on this health kick, so I started exercising a bumch. She was heavier than I was to begin with, so I thought it might do both of us some good if she came with me.

It was terrible. She flat out refused... angrily, and she gave me the meanest look that she had ever given me. Bitch was furious that I had even thought about it, let alone that I had the nerve to ask her about it. Needless to say, I never brought it up again. Anyway, I think the fact that she was heavier than I was played a roel in my breaking up with her.

tl;dr - break up with her and save yourself the unpleasantness and time
>> Anonymous
chick in op is hot as hell.
>> Beaver !D8rQiV7xz.
>>33345


You can always try to do it though. Change comes from within though, but it doesn't hurt to try.

Partly why I look for women who aren't just thin, but healthy as well. No exercise equals no relationship.
>> Anonymous
Guys, I'm pretty sure that the OP is what she was like.
>> play !3rZQiXcf5A
Go hiking, rock climbing, swimming..etc and invite her to come.
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>>33379
Oh, and never ever call your girlfriend fat you dumbfucks.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>33387

Sometimes there's no better way to put it.

My girl was reading some book while I was doing push-ups. I asked her to do some with me, she said no, I called her a lardass, she hit me with her book and kept reading.
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>>33402
Calling her fat isn't going to motivate her, it's just going to make her resent you. A better way to get her active is to find what she is interested in and try new things, some people don't like conventional working out, so make it fun, go kayaking or go play paintball or something.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>33406

She works out more than I do. She plays squash, comes with me to the gym, does yoga and pilates.

Though I haven't arm-wrestled her in a while, it's still up in the air if I can beat her at it. I'm ahead 3-2 so far.
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>>33407
Then why are you calling her fat?
Not dropping what she is doing to do situps with you does not make her lazy.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>33409

I taunt her regularly about everything, and she reciprocates.
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>>33411
I really don't care what you and your girlfriend do, but don't tell other people to call their girlfriends fat. Most girls don't have great self esteem and having their asshole boyfriends tell them that their fat really doesn't help matters.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>33413

Pft. Find stronger women.

Having women bawwwww at a simple remark is just awkward.
>> Anonymous
>>33415

Enjoy ur lonliness and right hand. :)
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>33418

Can do.
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>>33415
Having guys ignorantly give advice when they obviously don't know what their talking about is awkward too. Maybe think before you type, then you won't come off as such a douchebag.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
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>>33422

But it's FUN!
>> Guil
>>33418
Do you read?

Man I hate you. I have this gut feeling you're the same underage queer from the other thread
>> Anonymous
wow. Your already half way there at giving her an eating disorder so...I'd just keep up the good work.


dick.
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>>33423
Ya know, you don't have the nicest body either>>26714, If I were you I wouldn't criticize others.
>> Anonymous
I don't think any of you in this thread actually have girlfriends.

Enjoy your SQUATZ.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>33434

Food critics are rarely executive chefs in their own right.
>> Anonymous
Be fucking happy with what you have asshat. At least she isn't a whale.
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>>33451
It's different in the world of fitness darling. If your flabby and your calling your girlfriend fat, you just look like a hypocrite.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>33455

True enough, if I were particularly flabby, overweight, or out of shape.
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>>33466
You look averagely flabby to me.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>33473

Been trying to bulk up.
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>>33476
I really don't care. Don't tell people to call their girlfriends fat, and then we'll never have to talk about whether your flabby or just "bulking up".
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
this thread is developing splendidly
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>33481

That just makes me want to do it more. I handed out cans of Slim-fast to random chicks on Valentine's day. Was expensive, too.
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>33481
now now, let's not get our panties in a twist. let people call their girlfriends whatever they want. it's them that has to deal with the consequences, not you.
>> Anonymous
>>33485
LOL holy shit!
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>>33486
Oh I'm fine with him calling his own girlfriend fat, I just don't think he should be encouraging others to do the same, especially when his own body is average at best.
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>>33485
And maybe you shouldn't be giving those away dear, you look like you need them yourself.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>33492

See, now we're getting personal.

Steak doesn't mix well with slim-fast, I've found to my dismay. Especially when I'm drinking it while doing military presses on my recumbent bike.
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
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this thread keeps getting better.
>> fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc
this is the problem with tripfags
what was once an imageboard has become a... forum

terrible
>> Anonymous
>>33485
Win.
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
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>>33504
we're the cancer that's killing /fit/
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>>33493
Oh my, you man you. You have defiantly proved me wrong.
By the way, if you had handed me slim fast, I would have lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>33519defiantly

DEFINITELY DEFINITELY DEFINITELY

THERE IS NO A IN DEFINITELY.
>> i_love_ice_cream !!SubxV2SqTOY
>>33504
YOU HUSH SIR, THIS IS HYSTERICAL
>> Anonymous
THIS IS SO SCARY, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TRIP FAGS ON THE NEW BOARDS?!

IM SO SCARED!

STOP STOP STOP
>> Anonymous
>>33573

Maybe he meant to say defiantly? Have you not even seen/heard that word?
>> Anonymous
>>33519
I would recommend that you actually take that slimfast. Looks like you yourself are getting a little flabby in the middle, atleast by modern standards. I would understand if this were the 1800s but come on, youve been letting yourself go lately. Just 10 or 20 pounds should do, nothing too much.
>> Anonymous
>>33578
>STOP STOP STOP
THE BRASS IS WHAT WE'LL POLISH AND THE DECK IS WHAT WE'LL MOP
>> Anonymous
>>33663
YOU SAY YOUR NASTY PIRATES, SCHEMING, THIEVING, BAD BUSHWACKERS?
>> Anonymous
>>33493
Thats because you need to liquefy both together in a blender.
>> Anonymous
Fuck yeah, beef shake.
>> Anonymous
My lady is slightlt overweigh. I get up, go to my university's gym, crawl back to my room after 75 minutes, wake her up and make her bounce on my dick with the excuse that I'm too tired to make tender love in the missionary position. Of course "co-habitation" is against the rules but whatever.
In before >I don't think you have a girlfriend, enjoy your hand
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
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>>34244
you should really do something about that slightly overweight hand. i don't think that's normal.
>> Anonymous
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>>33493
Haha. Hammerknife is a REAL MAN