Dear /fit/,I have a problem, my metabolism is fucking slow, know any ways to speed it up?
Work out.
HIIT
eat more
listen to really low frequency sounds - go to the dock and wait for some huge ferry.i'm not even joking, it strengthens the muscles in the oesophagus which speeds up the rate of delivery to the stomach.srsly.
keep it fueled
Be a god damn man. Drink a gallon of coffee, smoke a pipe, and work the fuck out. CHRIST.