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Anonymous
Ok,

Its every guy's worst nightmare.

I am under a lot of stress, and I can't get it up. Erectile dysfunction is not cool.

ITT: Ways to reduce stress
>> Anonymous
In b4 masturbate
>> Anonymous
take time out of your day to relax, drink green tea, controlled breathing, listen to whale music if it fucking helps.

Personally I take walks through a wooded glade near my home and just soak up the atmosphere, always calms me down after another day of retard collegues and cunt customers.
>> Anonymous
Regular exercise. Cut back on cigarettes and drinking.
>> Anonymous
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Drinking green tea now.

I can already feel it growing
>> Anonymous
I don't get how anyone can't get a boner

just flip it around a little and it's gets hard right?
>> Anonymous
Smoke weed.
>> Anonymous
>>104289
That's exactly what I was going to say. But in all seriousness, smoking weed will reduce your stress.
>> Anonymous
masturbating.
shooting one off is a great stress reliever!
oh wait...
>> Anonymous
1000 intranets for girl's name
>> Anonymous
>>104280

I never thought it was possible too.

Very sad day
>> Anonymous
>>104351

read the file name you utter moron
>> Anonymous
>>104265

limit masturbation to like twice a week or not at all if you have a girlfriend.

do NOT use porn of any kind or even look at porn when browsing 4chan or anything. stay away form /s/ basically
>> Anonymous
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Just relax.. it's not that hard.. besides.. you're about to have sex. That's supposed to be a good thing.

Never really anywhere near problems with erectile dysfunction. In fact I'm horny way too often, to be honest.

I suggest... weed.. tea.. some relaxing piano music.. regular exercise.. and try not to worry about it. There's always gonna be other times if you fuck things up.
>> Anonymous
>>104382
Better yet: look at a lot of porn, but never fap.
>> Anonymous
don't use weed, whatever its short term stress relieving effects it harms your sexual performance in the long term
>> Anonymous
>>104387
HAHA.
Bullshit.
Enjoy being spoonfed by the media, sheep.
>> Anonymous
>>104382

Why not do both? I can easily have sex once a day AND masturbate to internet porn on a daily basis at the same time. That's just an issue of stamina. OP has problems with stress.
>> Anonymous
>>104387

I used to smoke weed every day for 5 years and I can still have sex 3 times a day.

I don't smoke weed anymore. Not because it was "bad" for me. I just got bored, wasn't really worth the money anymore.

Weed is hardly a drug. Call it a "gateway" drug all you want, only idiots end up doing shit like coke and meth.
>> Anonymous
>>104394
Sure, weed was the first thing I did, and I moved on to other drugs like Salvia, Mushrooms, Ecstasy, and LSD, but this anon is totally right.

Only losers end up doing meth, coke, and heroin. Every coke head I've ever met has been a loser.
>> Anonymous
>>104391
HAHA.
Bullshit.
Enjoy being an uneducated fuck, dickhead.

Srsly, just look at all the papers in scientific journals proving you wrong.
>> Anonymous
I think its funny that I've never smoked pot but I have used peyote. Where is your gateway now?
>> Anonymous
>>104394
>>104392

how old are you? willing to bet your a teenager
us 20 something anons have to use discretion when ejactulating
>> Anonymous
>>104422

I'm>>104394

I'm 24. Sex drive is still great.
>> Anonymous
>>104413
Oh you lucky Indian, you.
>> Anonymous
>>104402

What journals? The ones you made up?

The only reason weed is illegal in America is because the government can't make a profit off of it. It's about as harmful to you as alcohol.
>> Anonymous
>>104422

YOU'RE. You ARE. Not the possessive, dumbass.

I bet YOU'RE fourteen.
>> Anonymous
>>104471
No, the only reason weed isn't legal is because it makes the users fucking retarded. Case in point: everyone on /b/ smokes weed.
>> Anonymous
>>104471
Actually it's a LOT less harmful.
>> Anonymous
>>104483

Yeah.. it does make you pretty slow.. but only during the duration OF being high. And how long is that? 1-2 hours? Big deal, that's a Saturday night for ya
>> Anonymous
>>104471
They could easily make a profit off of it...

They'd just have to issue a tax. Fuck that. It'd probably be twice the price it is now.
>> Anonymous
>>104472
I like this guy
>> Anonymous
>>104469
Nope. I just grew up with hippie stoner bikers.
>> Anonymous
To relax I put a towel around my neck, and sing holy diver by Dio.