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Anonymous
So I have a problem, this isn't a fitness issue but I would say it pertains to health, mental health.

I need to get a girlfriend, but I don't know how to get one.

I spend most of my time on college(programming), CSS and /b/, I workout and look pretty good but I could still stand to lose about 10 pounds from my stomach.

I am socially retarded as I don't really talk to people unless its about the 3 above subjects.

I also like bondage, so any potential girlfriend needs to be Ok with light/moderate bondage.

Please help me obtain my goal of a girlfriend,
>> Anonymous
>>401410
>I also like bondage, so any potential girlfriend needs to be Ok with light/moderate bondage.

Lame troll is lame.
>> Anonymous
>>401414

:(
>> Anonymous
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
OP here, seriously no one can offer help? Am I doomed?
>> Anonymous
>>401410
>I don't really talk to people

Talk to people. Be social. Don't worry about those 10 pounds on your stomach.

Just meet some people and see where it takes you.
>> blah
You have to get used to the idea that having a girlfriend you like is more important than absolute sexual satisfaction. It's like saying you absolutely won't eat anything but pizza, like you'd rather fucking starve to death than eat something that isn't pizza.

Every guy has to date chicks that don't want to do exactly what he likes in bed, lots of chicks refuse to blow you, you think they are dying to be tied up?
>> Anonymous
>I also like bondage
sup Mr. /b/ troll.
>> Anonymous
>>401565

So whats the point of a GirlFriend beyond a steady supply of safe sex and love?
>> Anonymous
People will say that to not be socially retarded, you have to just get over the feeling: go out and be yourself.

This is wrong. This is why you feel socially retarded.

The programmer archetype personality usually saw smalltalk as really unbearably inane during some formative period, and this is why you're not good at it. So you need to think of about ten questions that most people like to answer and get good at asking follow ups. Let the other person lead. Try to ask four questions before you say something about yourself. Get good at making other people open up, and then you're in control and you won't feel retarded anymore.

At this point, you can let a little bit of your real self in again and see how that goes. If it goes well it will come across as confidence and if not, fuck 'em, move on.
>> Anonymous
Stop programming and get a real major, like Communications
>> Anonymous
>>401580

Thanks, You are correct in everything you said.
>> Anonymous
if you were attracted to me i'd love to be your girlfriend.

basically you need to get out to meet people, or try online dating (lol fail)
the more people you meet, the higher chance of finding someoen you like.

when you do things you like outside of your home, you usually find people who have the same interest as you do, thus creating a good friend and potential companion.

i like bondage but my bf doesnt, i also don't feel like he's very attracted to me since I can't really get him off with any way cept sex, shitsux.

he's into computer programming and has his computer science diploma and i guess is introverted/sociall retarded.

i think you fill in his missing pieces.
>> Anonymous
>>402102
>>I can't really get him off with any way cept sex, shitsux.

This goes for every single guy in history
>> Anonymous
>>402114

Eurofag here. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>> Anonymous
>the more people you meet, the higher chance of finding someoen you like.
>> Anonymous
>>402150
fag would have been sufficient.
>> Anonymous
>>402114
well, not me. kisses, cuddles are as good.
>> Anonymous
>>402163
you get horny by kisses? are you a virgin?
>> Anonymous
Dear OP, I need to get a boyfriend.

I'm a female majoring in computer science so I also spend a fair bit of my time programming. The rest is spent on various boards here on 4chan. I work out and look pretty good though I still wouldn't mind if my boobs spontaneously decided to get bigger one day.

I'm shy in most social situations, but friendly to the people who know me well.

I also am OK with light/moderate bondage.

There, ideal girlfriend obtained. Too bad you'll never meet me anon.
>> Anonymous
>>402178

Obvious troll, no females are programmers.

(Except for two of my teachers, but they only just qualify as females)
>> Anonymous
>>402165
Tell the woman to kiss your arsehole and tell me it doesn't turn you on.
>> Anonymous
>>402205
3/10, your idiocy incites rage.
>> Anonymous
>>402262
7/10

really had me thinking you were truly a newfag
>> Anonymous
>>402262

Newfag
>> Anonymous
>>402293
>>402277
samefag
>> Anonymous
>>402296

sorry but no
>> Anonymous
>>402305
>>402293
samefag
>> Anonymous
>>402306

wtf that doesn't even make sense

An hero now
>> Anonymous
>>402313

newfag
>> Anonymous
>>402320
>>402306
>>402296

samefag lolwut
>> Anonymous
OP here, thanks for the advice

>>402102

Thanks, lol at least there are some girls out there who would like me, even if I don't meet them in person!
>> Anonymous
ah ffs, get in to a forum thats in to that shit, you could be drenched in bitches that has the same interests as you in a matter of days... then its just to start you're search by going half the country.

I'm dead serious, I used to sit on shit forums picking up girls all day long a few years back, starting with a light chat after which i snapped up their msn or something like that.. after a few weeks they where already melted, and a date was rigged. and with a full msn list of chicks to flirt with I could have a full time schedule at the best of times. Anyway... worked like a charm for me, why should it be so much different for you?

This is the nerds way of getting full time action with the ladies!