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Anonymous
Yo /fit/, need some friendly advice.

I've had girlfriends before, and I'm not scared to talk to girls and move up on them or something like that. I just met this girl thats REALLY REALLY HOT (above my level, may I), and she's single but I didn't get the chance to go on a date with her yet.The problem is. A lot of guys are trying to date her too (and actually I know 2 of them, but they are not my friends).

Should I just ask her out on a date and if she says shes got some other guys (that she likes more) how should I reply to still make her mine (And no, I won't say I'll SQUAT you, or i'll make you OATZ for breakfast).

Pic semi-related, I wanna be her dude.
>> Anonymous
reply "That's ok, I've got other girls that I like more than you.... There's something we have in common!"
>> Anonymous
>>454775
Op here.

That could either work, or ruin it completely :P

I need something less risky :P
>> Anonymous
>>454775
won't ruin anything
>> Anonymous
>>454786
It's not like you're losing anything. There's not a magical phrase to "make a girl yours", or at least we're in position to give you one without knowing her. In fact, for "sorry, I like other guy," something like>>454775is pretty much the only correct answer. Show her that that's ok with you, and that you still wanna hang out with, then you can try to change her mind later. Stop being a fucking faggot, you need to take risks, and you need to stop writting ":P". Jesus fuck, that shit is almost as faggy as "xD".
>> Anonymous
Tell her you'll OATZ her and make her SQUATZ for breakfast.
>> Anonymous
>>454795

Ok will do. I dunno, I just like her too much to risk it.

>>454796

If she understood that I'd be fucking her all night :P


I'll try and ask her on a date tonight.
>> Anonymous
commencing rape on the spot is the only solution.
>> Anonymous
>>454803
>Ok will do. I dunno, I just like her too much to risk it.
oh come on man don't be this pathetic
>> Anonymous
"THAT guy...the one with that TINY penis"

She might think you're funny.

maybe.
>> Anonymous
>I wanna be her dude
So you want to fuck her, knock her up and then let her raise the kid by herself?
>> Anonymous
Just tell her that you aren't saying you want to elope with her, just go out and have a good time.
If you have the correctly friendly, confident tone, she'll say yes most likely.
Then when you go out on your not-date, you can show her that you're the better guy.
That's your best bet
>> Anonymous
>>454774
Ok, bitch. Let's get a thing or two straight.

As soon as you admit that she's out of your league, you don't deserve to be with her. She'll notice that too - and dump like last night's chili con carne.

What girls need are men. MEN. Not bit-tougher-than-average bitches.

Relating to being a man, just walk up to her and ask if she wants to hang out or whatever you kids do these days. If she says no, fine. If she says yes, fine. You are not going to let her see the tears of joy at least. Find a medium-sized closet for your ass to cry in if you need that shit.
>> Anonymous
>>454948
this.
was going to type a responce, but .. just this.
>> Anonymous
Take your advice bullshit elsewhere. That's what /r9k/ is for.
>> Anonymous
Thanks /fit/

I asked her out and coincidently her birthday is tomorrow so she said she won't go out with me because she'll be drunk as hell, hope she doesn't end up with someone else. We're going out next weekend.

Now I'm off to do 50 joy-push ups and eat.
>> Anonymous
>>455117
Enjoy your hot pussy, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>454948

Find a medium-sized closet for your ass to cry in if you need that shit. - fuck i lold... you sir just won the internetz
>> Anonymous
>>455144
You must be new here.
>> Anonymous
>>455120

Thank you fellow anon !