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Hey /fit/ Anonymous
Hey fit, I was wondering what do you think i can do to take attention away from my eyes. At birth i was born with 1 blue eye and 1 red eye and sometimes it creeps people out i guess. Any helpful suggestions would great, Thnx
>> Anonymous
clearly you're wearing colored contacts.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
in b4 desu
>> Anonymous
You could always bask in the fucking epicness of having to different colored eyes,
>> Anonymous
ya I hear that alot in real life too,and i wish i was becuase if that was the case, the solution would be easy. Take them out. Unfortunately I'm not so it's a problem you see?
>> Anonymous
bullshit thats impossible
>> Anonymous
>>409588
Oh it's possible but in this case, it's just some goofy looking asshole wearing contacts.
>> Anonymous
colored contacts
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
Rip your eyes out and place them in your hand, find a hacker and bring him to an old building, sit him down and give him the choice; red eye or blue.
>> Anonymous
>>409599
faggot
>> Anonymous
assuming your eyes are actually real, enjoy them.
learn to glare menacingly, for starters.
>> Anonymous
try to just enjoy them man, it makes you unique
>> Anonymous
KILL HIM QUICKLY HE IS A CARRIER FOR THE RAGE VIRUS!
>> Anonymous
the eyes are the only interesting part of that otherwise ugly face
>> Anonymous
Hey fit, I was wondering what do you think i can do to take attention away from my eyes. At birth i was born with 1 blue eye and 1 red eye and sometimes it creeps people out i guess. Any helpful suggestions would great, Thnx

At birth i was born with 1 blue eye and 1 red eye and sometimes it creeps people out i guess

At birth i was born
>> Anonymous
grown an emo fringe that covers your red eye
>> Anonymous
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protip: humans don't have red eye pigment. Albinos have red eyes because they don't have any pigment and you can see blood vessels through their iris, but it just looks like this. Either way if you have an actual red eye OP better get that looked at or you may go blind.
>> Anonymous
Congrats, David Bowie fucked your mom
>> Anonymous
>>409823
you say that like it is a bad thing
>> Anonymous
>>409583
DON'T

wear a red and blue striped shirt to draw attention TO the eyes

HOLY FUCKING JEEZ I WOULD GIVE MY LEFT NUT TO HAVE RED AND BLUE EYES

i'd play it up as much as possible, brah
>> Anonymous
I'd be more concerned about your receding hairline OP, you'll be noticeably balding in 3 years
>> Anonymous
I WOULD WORRY ABOUT BEING FAT FIRST
>> Anonymous
shoop, contacts, etc
>> Anonymous
You're asking the wrong board. Go to /fa/, or better yet go to /cgl/
>> Anonymous
>>409583
Obviously fake but if it was real that'd be so bad ass... sucks you're ugly and fat though
>> Anonymous
lol
>> Anonymous
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i don't really think I'm fat or ugly.. i guess everyone has a opinion though... even retards lololol.
>> Anonymous
Dude no way
I'd hit a guy with funky eyes. Except that is contact. Wear it all the time and come find me.
>> Anonymous
I had the same problame. fixed it by doing SQUATZ. now I'm god king of earth.
>> Anonymous
Okay, Hatake Kakashi, fake ass Sharingan...gtfo ma /fit/
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thnx /fit/ u gave me a good idea, im going buy some blue contacts off the internet even though i got 20/20 vision, i can't believe i didn't even know about colored contacts i feel dumb now.
>> Anonymous
OP, you look like a homosexual. I'm being serious now. Are you a faggot OP?
>> Anonymous
i like girls...
>> Anonymous
>>410378
Girls with black cocks?
>> Anonymous
>>410384
white cocks actully. I'm not a nigger-lover.
>> Anonymous
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

CONTACT CONTACT

(both blue and red eye look fake)

Trying to cover up your wop/semite heritage op?
>> Anonymous !OVeNsB4t5.!!Oo4
desu~~
>> doucheface !ozOtJW9BFA
desu ne~
>> Anonymous
>>409776
lolz