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Anonymous
Hey /fit/, how can I get my dog to do squatz so he can become buff? Pic related
>> Anonymous
seconded
>> Anonymous
>>238709

bend over and open your ass crack.
>> Anonymous
>>238720
Ok then what?
>> Anonymous
>Ok then what?

Your head's in there somewhere. Extract it if you can.
>> Anonymous
>>238733
>>238726
>>238720

Flawless execution or samefag.
>> Anonymous
Guys this is a serious problem.
>> Anonymous
HELP GUYS HOW DO I GET MY DOG TO DO SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
google myostatin inhibitor
>> Anonymous
squatz dog squatz dog he's a dog and he does SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
"he" is a SHE. she was born with a defective gene, she bulks naturally with no effort or exercise.
>> Anonymous
>>239326
i know that that was a problem with the mice they used, although they were different. i forget the exact chemicals. they were called mighty mice or something or other

but yeah, that metabolism would be a problem. although if they maintained it, it would be incredible.
>> Anonymous
>>239332
Even if they do manage to keep him properly nourished, he might just end up like a Liger(lion-tiger half-breed): Just continually growing until the body and heart can't take the weight.
>> Anonymous
>>239347
its not bone growth, just muscle growth. and even that isnt like a cancer or something, its just like that dog. basically the muscles you do have increase in strength without even trying. with resistance they increase well past the norms to what would be like bodybuilders or bruce lee type stuff. just really really buff.
>> Anonymous
looks like steroids
>> Anonymous
dogs don't have same biomechanics.
try to make him pull a cord that you are holding.
i do that with my dog and we both get an exercise lol.
>> Anonymous
That particular dog has a genetic defect that causes it to be born with two layers of muscle. In other words, if a human had this, you'd have two biceps per arm, one on the other. I remember reading about this in newsweek or something last year.
>> Anonymous
some people put creatine in their dogs food and make them pull cars and stuff
>> Anonymous
>>239470
oh god no, so wrong lol
>> Anonymous
Doesnt ronnie coleman have this?
>> Anonymous
That kind of dog is bred to be muscular and there is a certain gene that codes for it. That particular dog has two of the muscular alleles making it look like that. It is actually a disadvantage because they usually die younger. I read this in a news article, but do not remember the breed.
>> Anonymous
>>239816
Border Coleman.
>> Anonymous
>>239825
Its a whippet, you cuntmusket.
>> Anonymous
Do a search for Belgian Blue, it's a breed of cows without myostatin inhibitors. You'd probably have to use a chainsaw to eat a round eye from one.
>> Anonymous
>>239816
It's a whippet, like a greyhound. It's not bred to be like that, the one in the pic has a genetic defect
>> Anonymous
brb squating my dog
>> Anonymous
>>239186
>Liam has given his mother a black eye and once punched a hole in the plaster wall during a tantrum. "That's called attitude," his mother said.

Holy shit, dude.
>> Anonymous
>>239829
Hmm, I always thought they looked bulky. Only thing I really know about them is they're unable to give birth naturally. Remember watching a show about them when I was a kid. Was all like O_O when they slit this cow in half, another cow falls out and they staple the first cow back together again. Crazy fucking Europeans.
>> Anonymous
>>239347

I seem to recall that the biggest concern was his mental development. Not being able to keep enough fat on him for his brain to develop properly.

So he could end being a hyper-muscled retard.
>> Anonymous
>>240000
brain fat GET
>> Anonymous
>>240000

a hyper-muscled kid with retard-strength?? oh fuck.
>> Anonymous
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