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OATMEAL, /fit/. Why do you love it so much?
>> Anonymous
Ooooooh, oatmeal! *swoon*
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>>125301
i prefer alpen
>> Anonymous
Source of unadulterated, calorie-dense carbs.
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Oatmeal is amazing. I think I'll make some now even though it's 3:30 in the morning.
>> Anonymous
>>125315
Have fun with your carbz r ebil diets and poorly executed ketosis.
>> Anonymous
whenever i eat oatmeal i get diarrhea
>> Anonymous
>>125315
>>125318

Nobody said that unadulterated carbs were a bad thing.

They're the good body-fueling to survive kind, not refined sugar and bleached out non-nutritive kind.
>> Anonymous
>>125315
>calorie dense carbs
WAT

how is oatmeal calorie dense? It's carbs, not fat, and all cargs are 1g=5cal

either you don't know what "dense" means, or you don't know what "dense" means
>> Anonymous
I accidentally made some oatmeal earlier this week and holy fucking shit it was like eating a thousand grey turds steeped in another man's cum. I added honey, 3 packets of splenda, and about 2 tbsp of chocolate chips and it still tasted like hot chunky snot with peanuts in it.
>> Anonymous
How the fuck do you accidentally make Oatmeal?

I agree though, Oatmeal tastes like sour Grandpa cum. I don't even cook it anymore, I just take dry Oatmeal and dump a little applesauce on it.

And don't fucking ask me why I know what sour Grandpa cum tastes like.
>> Anonymous
>>125504
l2brownsugar
>> Anonymous
>>125509

So true, I didn't even know other people did this.
>> Anonymous
I've never had oatmeal. Can I just get my carbs from pasta?
>> Anonymous
>>125659

Oatmeal is more complex.

It has a higher IQ.
>> Anonymous
>>125662

I heard he knows Nietzsche.
>> Anonymous
>>125666
Nietzsche is god.
>> Anonymous
lies, oatmeal tastes fucking awesome

so warm and wholesome and filling

protip: slice a banana into your oatmeal for maximum victory
>> Anonymous
I prefer special K with strawberries for breakfast anytime.
>> Anonymous
its hard to fuckup even when i'm tired in the morning.
>> Anonymous
Speaking of oatmeal I just used 3 packets of Quaker in a cup of water. I did it wrong, there's no way I can finish this much!
>> Anonymous
put some cinomin in it and it will taste good
i dont mind plain oatmeal though.
>> Anonymous
>>125684
Has HFCS and corn. Fail.