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Michael Phelps is on steriods Anonymous
Yup, you heard me, /fit/.

Watching the Olympics is no longer about the Olympics, but rather a 24/7 suckfest with nothing but Michael Phelps penis-gobbling by the media for his "legendary" gold medal streak in swimming. I call shenanigans on Mr. Phelps and am accusing him of being on steroids.

I wouldn't say he's on anabolic steroids like any muscled out freakshow, but judging from his ability to compete in over 10 races in 1 day and win 1st in each of them is completely outrageous. I'm guessing he's using mineralocorticoids to help him metabolize his blood volume.

Michael Phelps is a phony and should not be epitamized as an Olympic athlete, a sports figure, or an icon of /fit/.

Discuss.
>> Anonymous
butthurt talentless anon is butthurt and will always be talentless. Also fat.
>> Anonymous
troll?

anyways as someone mentioned, he has to be under a giant amount of scrutiny. he probably wouldn't be able to get away with it.
>> Anonymous
>>271745
>> Anonymous
Its a new type of steroid developed by the u.s military.

Follow the news, retards.
>> Anonymous
srry hes just genetically superior.
>> Anonymous
>>271745

My talents are eating large quantities of Taco Bell, smoking blunts, and fuckin' bitches. I'll take that any day over doing Olympic swimming and receiving international recognition.

I still find it impossible that he is able to produce and exert that kind of energy with the amount of competitions he's in. He must eat a horse or two.
>> Anonymous
>>271752
well he does consume OVER 9,000 CALORIES!!!
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps swam out of his mother's vagina in 4.5 seconds which is a world record. The previous world record was 5 seconds which was also set by Michael Phelps.
>> Anonymous
boring troll
>> Anonymous
>>271755

I'm not trolling -- this is a serious accusation I'm making.
>> Anonymous
>>271744
he's an olympic level athelete who has been training to compete with the best from all over the world. you think he hasnt trained to compete at peak performance, in multiple events in one day?

u expect 1 or 2 races in a day? thats amateur hour bullshit. go back to the local kiddy pool and splash around a bit.
>> Anonymous
We'll alert the presses.
>> Anonymous
>>271753

He consumes 12,000 calories per day actually.

But that's still a lot.
>> Anonymous
why are his nipples so close together? Jesus fuck make it stop
>> Anonymous
Even if someone had developed a steroid untrackable by normal tests WHO CARES, get off his dick, he's THE BEST.
>> Anonymous
>>271744
Just because your country cant win a gold doesn't mean you have to slander Michael Phelps reputation.
>> Anonymous
OH DEFINITELY
BECAUSE ANYONE WHO IS EXTREMELY AMAZING AT SOMETHING MUST BE CHEATING - IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE OTHERWISE!
>> Anonymous
>>271744

For arguments sake, let us say we /fit/fags humor your proposal. The same thing that happened with Marion Jones will only be worse since Phelps has broken more world records than she ever has and he's also won more Gold Olympic medals. Also, he's much more infamous and prestigious; more than she could ever dream of, even. He's not only known as the single greatest swimmer in the world, but as the single greatest athlete Olympia has ever seen and produced.

However, let us say he isn't; that is, let us say that he isn't on steroids or any enhancement drug. Let us say that he's as clean as whistle, a fucking crazed eater and an individual who has both dynamic talent and unique physical strength and endurance. Thus far, he has passed all of his steroid tests and has actually given current blood samples so that they can test those same samples later on, years from now, to prove his individuality and innocence. What if, in those years to come, he is still clean?

What accusations will be flung about then? How many people will accuse him of utilizing enhancement drugs then? I'll answer this question for you easily:

The same amount of people accusing him now.

There will always be doubt about his great aptitude in swimming or ability. He could pass all the tests to make you, myself and the rest of the world satisfied; but there would still be someone else to accuse him of something. Always, and I mean always, someone will come along and accuse him of something.

Cont'd below.
>> Anonymous
To be honest, I don't know if Phelps is taking steroids or not. I'm not his coach, his mother or Phelps himself. He doesn't even know who the fuck I am and would probably ignore me on the sidewalk. However, as a human being, I find it impossible for me to look at him and not say to myself 'what if'..

What if this man has actually reached the pinnacle of his individuality, strength, natural talents and God given abilities without the use of steroids?

This 'what if' is what gives us hope as human beings and pushes us to strive to become better in all facets of life. Instead of slinging out an accusation or thinking about the downfall of another human being, ask yourself the aforementioned question:

What if . . .
>> Anonymous
>>271782

GTFO noob, we're not /fit/fag we're mis/fit/s, /fit/itzens will also work.
>> Anonymous
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>>271782
>>271783
you sir have my respect
>> Anonymous
>>271788

....

out of that entire fucking speech, you look at /fit/fags and comment on that only?

.........

rage.
>> Anonymous
>>271790

Anon read your speech and agrees, but nothing makes me rage harder than the collective label of '/fit/fags'. It's lazy and unoriginal.
>> Anonymous
>>271794

That's true. It is unoriginal and I could've utilized a better term for us. My apologies, Anon.
>> Anonymous
>>271788
nope we're /fit/fags.
>> Anonymous
>>271744

He swam 17 total races in roughly 8 days. That's a far cry from 10 in one day. Do a bit of research before you make baseless and jealous accusations.
>> Anonymous
No. Michael Phelps was fucking made for swimming. His body is perfect for the sport. It's talent+hard work that's got him this far.
>> Anonymous
>>271745
>>271749
>>271755
>>271757
If you'd think about it, it is actually quite possible what the op's saying is true.

Although it's cynical to assume anyone who's good at something must be cheating, his performance was beyond that of what it should have been for any human being.
Is he taking performance enhancing drugs, or is he superman- which sounds more likely?

Then again, maybe I'm just tired of seeing people sucking his cock everywhere I go (it's not that I'm jealous just that I'm tired of hearing about him)
>> Anonymous
bs he works his ass off and he is damn good!
>> Anonymous
>>271806

You're just embarrassing yourself
>> Anonymous
He drinks 1,000 calories of energy drinks for lunch
>> Anonymous
I'd be more inclined to believe he wasn't on steroids if all of you're arguments weren't just "gtfo ur just jealous"
>> Anonymous
all this on a hunch?
>> Anonymous
He's not on steroids or HGH or EPO because he's the most scrutinized athlete in the world right now. Immediately after his races he goes in for full doping tests. Before his races he's checked. And he's randomly checked through the day. As far as we know, he's not juicing. Now, they're also saving his samples for future tests, to wait and see if a new anti-doping test is developed for already banned substances. There is a chance that he's using some radically new performance enhancer (which is VERY unlikely, almost every performance enhancer under the sun in some form or another has been developed), but he won't get his medals taken away for some new drug that has not been studied by the scientific community. If it's been found in the future that he was using a banned substance with a clever masking agent, then he deserves to be stripped of his medals. And I don't think that's going to happen, because Phelps doesn't need to be on that juice. He's the most perfect swimmer in history. From being genetically perfect for what he does, he has the best technique out of anyone alive, the psychological state of a champion, and trains the hardest. The screams of "he's a roider!" are unjustified, so just sit back and enjoy what he does.
>> Anonymous
The olympics have been a drugfest for the last decades. So what's new? Oh yeah, the chinks are now probing into genetic modification.
>> Anonymous
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>>271877

Jealous chink is jealous.
>> Anonymous
>>271744
>I'm guessing he's using mineralocorticoids to help him metabolize his blood volume.
>I'm guessing
>I'm guessing
>I'm guessing
>I'm guessing
>I'm guessing
>I'm guessing
>> Anonymous
I don't think OP understands how easy it is to test for illicit synthetic mineralocorticoids and just heard that phrase used from someone smarter than him.
>> Anonymous
Bottom line, the man has the combination of good genetics and the willingness to train harder than anyone else. Hence, he rocks. It's the same thing that put Lance Armstrong, Eddy Merckx, damn near every top Kenyan marathoner, and a number of others at the tops of their disciplines. No drugs necessary.
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>271754

i lold
>> Anonymous
No steroids. the testing has increased from the last Olympics due to all the scandals and shit in similar epic sports events like the Tour de France. He's legit, unless he's found some new fucking steroid which is impopssible.
>> Mark !tsGpSwX8mo
>>271744
Butthurt.
>> Anonymous
it's just the media's way of covering up the fact China has doubled us in gold medals and has taken the lead in medal counts.
>> Anonymous
>>271744

If this is a way to take out your frustration just because you're probably either 1) a fat fuck or 2) a total failure when it comes to improving your own body, then fuck you. This guy works twice as hard as anyone competing. Fuck you and your steroid bullshit; Michael Phelps fucking owns.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
goddamn, why the hell is he so butt-ugly
>> Anonymous
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>>271967
nobody looks good in speedo's and do-it-yourself haircut
>> Anonymous
>>271754
I FUCKING LOL'D SO HARD.
>> Anonymous
Protip: they all use steroids

Oh, and watch "Bigger, Stronger, Faster" it's a new documentary about steroid use.

It actually comes off as a bit pro-steroid, but it makes an interesting point that isn't necessarily related to steroid use.
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps is fat, he is an american.
>> Anonymous
lolwat
>> Anonymous
obvious troll is obvious
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>271974
Been trying to get that, it looks interesting. Is it up on torrent sites now? I guess I should go check them.
>> Anonymous
>>271976
lol eurofag doesnt know how much the us kicks their asses at sports except for kickball
>> Anonymous
>>272023
fuck you nigger. Our britfag women swimmers are better than yours, although I admit, fugly.
>> Anonymous
>>272023

>>>lol eurofag doesnt know how much the us kicks their asses at sports except for kickball
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ROFLwtfsKICKBALL!?!?!?!??!!?1/1/1/1/
>> Anonymous
I'm sure after he wins 8, BSN will come out with the "Phelps stack" and pay him to promote it.
>> Anonymous
>>272033
/sp/ for soccer
>> Anonymous
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7562840.stm

Breakfast: Three fried egg sandwiches; cheese; tomatoes; lettuce; fried onions; mayonnaise; three chocolate-chip pancakes; five-egg omelette; three sugar-coated slices of French toast; bowl of grits; two cups of coffee

Lunch: Half-kilogramme (one pound) of enriched pasta; two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayonnaise on white bread; energy drinks

Dinner: Half-kilogramme of pasta, with carbonara sauce; large pizza; energy drinks
>> Anonymous
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>>271948
>> Anonymous
>>272055
typical American diet
>> Anonymous
It's just like everywhere else on earth: The One who cheats best, wins most. I, too, doubt that Phelps is sober, but as long as noone can prove the opposite he seems to get away with it. And stop trying to tell me, that there are no ways of doping that cannot be dedected. Doping is a part of pharmaceutical Industry and is developing/growing. Like the music industry won't be able to stop illegal downloading, they just won't be able to detect every drug. And even if they were, they could be paid to look away.

In my oppinion the only way to stop doping is to take the money out of the sports business so that no athlete could live only from doing his sport. In that case noone would dare to bring his body to these (inhuman) limits and wouldn't want to risk his health for winning by taking drugs...

By the way: I'd cheat as well, if a gold medal would lead to financially attractive commercial contracts and stuff like that...money makes the world go round...
>> Anonymous
> In my oppinion the only way to stop doping is to take the money out of the sports business so that no athlete could live only from doing his sport. In that case noone would dare to bring his body to these (inhuman) limits and wouldn't want to risk his health for winning by taking drugs...

so no-one would bother training so everyone would be shit?
>> Anonymous
>>272073
Yes, then I won't feel so inferior. ; _ ;
>> Anonymous
>>271782
>>271783
Great posts
>> Anonymous
ITT: idiots who agree with an obvious troll OP
>> Anonymous
The swimming pool is designed to make everyone who swims in it faster.
>> Anonymous
>>271782
>>271783
We're americans. We're all (the majority) fat fucks(at least lazy fucks) who try to bring anyone down who we think is better than ourselves
Great post(s) though.
>> Anonymous
>>272020
Yes, it's on TPB as we speak.

Jesus Christ this guy eats thousands of calories a day. What a faggot, I eat a whole grain turkey sandwich with mustard and I gain 50 pounds.
>> Anonymous
michael phelps is the shit!
>> Anonymous
Give me proof, OP. Solid, legitimate, universally-accepted proof. Because all you're doing now is squalling and making wild and random accusations, with no proof or validation save for the fact that Michael Phelps is an exceptional athlete. As>>271808pointed out, he swam 17 races in 8 days, not the wildly inaccurate and shoot-from-the-hip frothing of "10 races in 1 day" that you claim. He VOLUNTEERED to undergo "super-testing", along with Tyson Gay and several other top athletes. The guy gets more blood-tests than an HIV clinic. Now, why would he volunteer to undergo special scrutiny if he was on drugs? Even is it was some "new" steroid, there's the chance it would show up, a chance he wouldn't take.

Did you ever consider he's just a phenomenal athlete, you butthurt troll? Dean Karnazes ran a 199-mile relay race by himself in under 48 hours - no one accused him of doping. No one ever pokes at the Kenyans for running marathon times that are otherworldly. No one ever accused Beckham of doping because his spot-kicks were just "too good." Like>>271782, what if he's just tapped into his full potential as a human being. Our body is capable of ridiculous physical (and mental) accomplishments - get your fat head out of your fatter ass and accept this.

I have watched Phelps swim. I have watched an extremely talented individual who has trained himself to the pinnacle of human performance race and win. All I have seen from you, OP, is bitching and whining and random accusations. Enough.
>> Anonymous
>>272234
I want you to have sex with me.
>> Anonymous
>>272234
Can we make it into a threesome with you in the middle ?
>> Anonymous
>>272242
Yes!
>> Anonymous
>>272234
>No one ever accused Beckham of doping because his spot-kicks were just "too good."

Thats because Beckham was never that good. He used to be world class, but he was never so good that he could win a game on his own.
His worldwide fame is much more to do with how he (his agents) market him. He was one of the best represented footballers on Earth.

If you're looking for the best footballer in the world right now, its Cristiano Ronaldo. But even he is not ridiculously more talented than the competition.
>> Anonymous
I WILL VIOLENT YOU ALL
>> Anonymous
>>272270

Wrong, LaDanian Tomlinson is the best football player in the world right now.
>> PHELPS IS A PHONY SANDI
SWIMMING IS NOT A VALID EVENT. IM SICK OF PHELPS,SICK OF JERKS IN THE WATER.
WRESTELING,ARCHERY,DIVING,RUNNING...THESE ARE SPORTS NOT FRIGGIN SWIMMIN
I HATE THE GENETIC FREAK.....I HOPE HE DROWNS
>> I HATE PHELPS SANDI
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I HOPE HE DROWNS
>> Anonymous
>>272279
While being pedantic is cute 'n all. I meant the football where the players actually use their feet.
>> PHELPS IS A PHONY SANDI
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>> Anonymous
He eats 12,000 calories a day and 1500 of those are energy drinks. You don't need steroids when you're diet looks like that.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit. OP here.


I just came back from eating a whole pizza and smoking a box of Padrons, and I see this thread has received a lot of attention. Successful troll is successful. Let's see if I can backtrack on some comments. . .


>>271782
>>271783

Interesting argument you have made, and I do applaud your careful consideration. Perhaps Phelps has reached the pinnacle of human strength and athleticism without the use of steroids, but again these are all "if" situations. Again, it was only years after Marion Jones confessed that we found out. If at all, Phelps may do the same. He might be the greatest athlete of all time, but again these are hypothetical statements -- just like my accusation that Phelps is using steroids. I'm sure we'll find out sooner or later. If we wanted to make another argument, I'd pull the race card by saying since Phelps is a privileged white male and Marion Jones was a black female that the media and Olympic committee would be more sympathetic for Phelps seeing as he is a titanic force for U.S. athletes.

>>271808

Back to back swimming in multiple events in one day. Still a far cry from what I would call "natural talent/strength".

>>272234

Butthurt /fit/fag is butthurt. This is why it's called a "discussion board", not a medical journal. Deal with it.
>> Anonymous
This shit sucks
>> Anonymous
0.01

SUCK IT OP. PHELPS DEFIES TIME ITSELF.
>> Anonymous
SPOILER: All athletes at that level are on steroids
>> Anonymous
>>272508
That can't be right
>> Anonymous
Hey OP

Go eat more cake. Delicious cake.
>> Anonymous
He is on GH for sure, it cant be detected and look at how strangely proportions his body are, and how big his hands and feet are.
>> Anonymous
hey fat dumbfucks he got the genetics that you wish you had gg cry more bitches
>> Anonymous
>>273154
That or he has a swimmer's body... but that'd be fucking crazy.
>> Anonymous
ITT: brainwashed morons that think athletes wouldn't use any advantage possible to win

Is Phelps incredibly talented? yes! Is he working his ass of every day in the water? yes! Is he blessed with good genetics? yes! Does he have a buttload of trainers, doctors, physicians who reared a human being into a fucking dolphin? You bet your fat asses!

wake up morons, even with the best genetics and the willpower to give up everything, without medical and pharmaceutical help it will be impossible for any of you fuckfaces to beat phelps!

and btw I don't think phelps cheats or it is morally condemnable IF he uses drugs to boost his performance. I think doping should be legalised for adults. There is nothing wrong by trying to be better than others in a competition, you fucking communists!
>> Anonymous
>>273222
>communists
what?
>> Anonymous
Phelps probably uses some sort of performance enhancing drug.

He has to. No way he can do so many races in a day and still win them all.
>> Anonymous
>>273222
Get your head out of the hole. All of the top atheletes in these pure-performance type of events are doping. Proper precautions to prevent getting caught are very well known, and those that get caught are generally recognized as retarded.

Hell, why do you think Lance Armstrong has testicular cancer? He has tested positive for doping before, but the testing circumstances were illegal, and therefore had to be dismissed. Don't think he wasn't under heavy scrutiny and when he was winning the tour de france every year, he just knew how to beat the tests, just like all the other top performers there.
>> Anonymous
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>>271752

>My talents are eating large quantities of Taco Bell, smoking blunts, and fuckin' bitches

>I'll take that any day over doing Olympic swimming and receiving international recognition.

Not only are you a pathetic virgin, you are butthurt as well.

Congrats on failing at life.
>> Anonymous
Phelps eats 12k calories a day, and eats junk food. He's getting his juice from all the steroids and crap they inject in the livestock.
>> Anonymous
Phelps has a body particularly suited to swimming. He has a long, thin torso with arms which span 6 feet 7 inches (200 cm), disproportionate with his height of 6 feet 4 inches (190 cm).[10] However, he has relatively short legs which reduce resistance through the water,[11] but despite this he has size 14 feet (49.5 Europe) and double-jointed ankles. He can extend his ankle beyond the point of a ballet dancer which enables him to whip his feet for maximum thrust.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Phelps#Physique_and_lifestyle
He is built for swimming and ability to work hard.

this man has not taken steroids
>> Anonymous
whatever, he's been tested. Shut the hell
>> Anonymous
>>273255

He said he fucks bitches, so how can he be a virgin?
>> Anonymous
I lol'd at all the people who don't htink he's on steroids:

NEWSFLASH: Everyone in the Olympics is.

Then again, meatheads aren't exactly known for being smart, so I don 't think this fact will really sink in.
>> Anonymous
A guy once said 'nobody is doping on the olympics until he's caught'.

Of course he is doping. Everyone is doping. You can't do that without doping. However, if YOU still took an entire farmacy of drugs, you still couldn't beat him. Because he still has willpower and genetics.

The only sad thing is that now olympics are sabotaging your opponents with doping charges. If you are a big penis country like america or china, you say 'fuck you' and don't accept any doping tests. And win everything.

Just look at russia. Every gymnastics move has russian names and they didn't win even a bronze? Why? Their entire team was disqualified by doping charges.
>> Anonymous
>>271753
Actually he consumes 12,000 calories

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/video/Michael-Phelps-Swimming-Champions-Special-Diet/Video/20080821
5078689?lid=VIDEO_15078689_Michael%20Phelps:%20Swimming%20Champion%27s%20Special%20Diet&lpos
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>> Anonymous
>>271744

he still needs to do more squats, he's ugly as hell & fat

MOAR SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
Only ignorant noobs that don't exercise think everyone who trains is using steroids. A lot of elite athletes do, and a lot of elite athletes don't. Blanket statements like OP's are indicative of a black and white mentality. It's like saying how every Hadji is a terrorist, every Republican is a faggot, and every nigger is a criminal.
>> Anonymous
The mass cock-suck of Phelp's is getting old.

He's a fucking good swimmer, but he only achieved a "legendary" gold streak because there are a billion swim races available to take part in.

There are many equally, if not more finely crafted and dedicated athletes across all sports of Olympia, yet they can only achieve 1 or 2 golds maximum because their sport doesn't have 50 different fucking variations on a race.

The guy only won those medals because there were so many races to win. If he was a weightlifter or boxer, he might still be as dedicated and athletically awesome, but he wouldn't get such a rimjob because he'd only be able to win one gold.
>> Anonymous
>>273677
"and every nigger is a criminal" You are not helping the case unless you are talking about fresh prince.
>> Anonymous
>>273715

He's still a champion swimmer. There have been multiple swimming events for fucking decades in the Olympics and nobody has done as well as Phelps in so many of them.

If a boxer was fighting in like eight different boxing events, I doubt he'd win all of them unless he was some kind of prodigy.
>> Anonymous
>>271744

> I call shenanigans

stop watching attack of the show faggot
>> Anonymous
Michael Phelps is like a decathlete, aka a perfect athlete. He competes in short swimming sprints, medium sprints, medium distance and long distance events. It all looks like swimming, but consider he swims in different styles as well. He deserves all the recognition that he is getting.
>> Anonymous
>>273784

>decathlete, aka a perfect athlete

um. i'd like to know how far michael phelps can toss a javelin or vault over a pole
>> Anonymous
>>273787

I said 'like', faggot.
>> sasuke
>>273787
not very far i guess, because his legs arent configured for high power generation
>> Anonymous
jesus christ, you can't just eat more to do more races in a day. half of you guys are retarded. he could eat 12 million calories a day, there's still a limit to the amount of effort your body can exert without REST. i gotta admit, i wonder about phelps sometimes too. i can't think of any swimmers that swim nearly as many events as he does daily.
>> Anonymous
>>273784
except every decathlete competes in 10 events. i seriously doubt anyone swam as many heats as phelps this olympics
>> Anonymous
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Phelps is pretty good lookin with facial hair. He talks funny, though.

>>273715
You're a dumbass. Learn about the sport of swimming and stop getting butthurt that the man actually CAN do so much. Hey
hey
hey
Did you know most people can't do as many swimming events as he can?
Oh my gosh.
News.
>> Anonymous
>>273821

Some people have insanely fast recovery times. Especially top level athletes, they're bodies' are just gifted like that.
>> Anonymous
swimming is for fags anyways
>> Anonymous
Goddamnit, how old are you guys? 12?

Of course he is doping, every elite athlete is doping, that's just the way it goes. If any of you by a stroke of fate ever got into world class events, you'd see.

Fucking retarded Americans. It's almost like the stereotypes are true.
>> Anonymous
>>273985
Get off 4chan eurofag
>> Anonymous
>>273985

All Europeans in America are seen as homosexual cowards, but thanks for your whining, it just makes the stereotype even more true.
>> Anonymous
>>273991
>>273994

Fucking arrogant USfags. Bigmouth know-it-alls. I'm not fucking whining, I'm insulting your intelligence, which, as you have proven, is nothing to write home about.
>> Anonymous
>>273997
omg shut ur whine hole already.
>> Anonymous
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>>273997
>> Anonymous
>>274030

Why do Americans think that anyone criticizing them is automatically a European?
>> Anonymous
>>274074

because they assume anywhere else doesn't
have internets?
>> Anonymous
swimmers would not do steroids, they would rather do EPO.
>> Anonymous
>>274030
>>273998

BIG sigh. Stereotypes seem to be true, after all. Neanderthals.
>> Anonymous
Its just swimming, swimmers are all fags just like olympic divers.
>> Anonymous
ITT: /fit/ in a nutshell.
>> Anonymous
>>274149

Dont forget the gymnastics. Very homosexual.
>> Anonymous
I swam in high school and the wrestling jocks would make fun of us for our uniforms. note that we were not wearing speedos, we were wearing what were then called "jammers" (idiotic name) which are basically bike shorts. That is they are tight fitting but thigh length.

My retort was always "Look wrestling fags, we BOTH wear spandex...the only difference is us swimmers don't TOUCH eachother a bunch when we do it"
>> Anonymous
If Phelps was on fucking steriods dickwad then he would of been DQ already, they test for that shit.
>> Anonymous
Phelps is a queer. I could beat him easily.
>> Anonymous
>>271744
>I'm guessing he's using mineralocorticoids

Then the question here is....where do we get some of these.
>> Anonymous
>>274520
that's a really sad story, ass jammer.
>> Anonymous
>>274520
cool story bra'
>> Anonymous
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THIS JUST IN:
Phelps is made out of water.
>> Anonymous
A dolphin will swim circles around him.
>> Anonymous
>>273985
Aw, don't be hatin. We really wish your country could beat us in these swimming events. I mean it would be nice to see someone else win for a change, you know? Mix things up a bit. But I mean, then we wouldn't be giving it our all, you know? I can understand, bra, what it's like to watch your country lose repeatedly. Wait. Shit. No I don't, I'm American. We may be 99% full o dumbasses with problems out the wazoo, but when it comes right down to it, we still rule the world. Sucks, man. For you.
>> Anonymous
>>274571
ANSWER ME MORTALS.
>> Anonymous
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Thorpe>phelps
>> Anonymous
>>274590
Well we don't have a big desert smack in the middle of our country that limits our population growth. We also have a high percentage of redneck baby factories which contribute to unecessarily massive amounts of people.
>> Anonymous
>>274590
That's wrong. Australia is one medal per 2 million, which is second highest in the world. LA times did an article about it. USA and China are rock bottom in medals per capita
>> Anonymous
Here's the source
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/olympics_blog/2008/08/speaking-of-ind.html
>> Anonymous
>>274603
Australia has 29 medals all up.
>> Anonymous
Comparing countries based on medals per capita is pointless because the number of athletes competing isn't proportionate. China may have 8x the population of Australia, but it doesn't have 8x the number of athletes competing in the Olympics.

The only thing that really matters in the modern Olympics is how much money a given country throws into training and sponsorship.
>> Anonymous
>>274615
They do however 8x the possible athletes.
>> Anonymous
>>274615
china and north korea probably give the most sponsorship.
>> Anonymous
>>274617
India,
Population: 1 billion
Olympic medals: 1

Do you think that Indians are just culturally and genetically inferior to everyone, or could it just be that their Olympic program is undeveloped and underfunded? The total population pool is irrelevant because the vast majority of people in a country like China or India never get a chance to set foot in a gymnastics gym or swimming pool.
>> Anonymous
>>274632

underdeveloped and underfunded
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Merman!

*cough cough*

MERMAN!
>> Anonymous
>>273256
I hope Michael Phelps comes out as gay soon. I mean, just look at him... he's a faggot.
>> Anonymous
I don't get it, why is he so idolized? Is it because americans just love getting more gold medals then China, patriotism etc.?
>> Anonymous
>>274690
More then? More like more than. You stupid fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>274632Do you think that Indians are just culturally and genetically inferior to everyone,
You do realise you're asking someone on 4chan this question.
>> Anonymous
real life is not online gaming

you can't claim they're cheating because they beat you every time

faggot
>> Anonymous
>>274590
thorpe is a gay faggot who doesn't deserves a dick in his mouth
>> Anonymous
Hate to feed the troll, but...

He's urine AND blood tested before AND after every race, and he's done it completely willingly. AND they're keeping the samples for 8 years to repeatedly test when new drugs or steroids are discovered.

So yeah, stop being a butthurt faggot and enjoy the show.
>> Anonymous
>>274697
lol'd

nicely done
>> Anonymous
>>274752
>He's urine AND blood tested before AND after every race

How many pisses can one man do in a day goddamn.
>> Anonymous
Phelps body has a remarkable ability to recover quickly from intensive workouts. Hard working muscles release lactic acid, which causes soreness. But Phelps’ body can flush out lactic acid in minutes vs the hour or two it takes the bodies of most athletes.
>> Anonymous
so hes like Wolverine?
>> Anonymous
>>275192

Exactly.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
If Phelps were black, he would have had his medals revoked already.
>> Anonymous
No, If Phelps were black he would have lacked the self discipline to learn how to swim in the first place.
>> Anonymous
>>275189
What the fuck are you talking about? EVERYBODY "flushes" out lactic acid (you actually metabolize it) in SECONDS.

You know that "burn" that stops you from doing reps in something anaerobic? That's lactic acid. Once the burn is gone, the lactic acid is gone.
>> Anonymous
>>275350
Too bad Phelps is black.
>> Anonymous
>>275367
Wat?
>> Anonymous
>>275367

Damn straight he is. Michael Phelps? More like Dewaylion Lafiqua Johnson.
>> Anonymous
I'll let you all in on a little known secret...

MICHAEL PHELPS is JESUS reincarnated! How can you ignorant fools miss this? It was ALL written before and it is all happening. Here are some facts:

1. Why do we never see Michael Phelp's father? HE HAS NONE! At least not on Earth. His father is Jesus I, so he is also his own father.
2. Jesus could WALK on water. Michael Phelps can WALK on water too! A short 8 second video surfaced late in 2006 showing him walking across a pool, no glass, no ropes, no sinking at all. When he swims in competitions, he simply tunes down and controls his water magic to make him swim faster.
3. World War III is starting. In case you haven't noticed, Russia is causing all kinds of shit, so WWIII isn't far off. That means apocalypse, and that means JESUS II, which is MICHAEL PHELPS.

I have presented the truth to you and you will believe it.
>> Anonymous
>>275384
i thought NBC had an interview with Phelps's Mom and Dad the other day
>> Anonymous
>>275384
His parents are divorced so maybe that's why we never see the baby daddy.
>> Anonymous
>>275397
>>275400

You guys are idiots. Shut the fuck up about stuff you know nothing about. You're playing right into the Illuminati's hand. GET THE FUCK OUT
>> Anonymous
>>275363

"Phelps’s acid advantage

While Ian Thorpe was known for the advantage his size 17 feet gave him over rivals, Michael Phelps (a mere size 14) is aided by a hidden physiological characteristic. Tests suggest that his body produces less lactic acid - the substance that makes your muscles ache during exercise - than other athletes. Where most world-class swimmers end a race with a lacticity level of 10 to 15 millimoles per litre of blood, Phelps registered a freakish 5.6 after setting a 200m butterfly world record in 2003. Even when his level has been more than 10 it has recovered incredibly quickly"

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/more_sport/athletics/article1530179.ece
>> Anonymous
stupid asses mma people juice all the time and use masking agents and they get tested tons. Olympians do to, almost all of them and them. You think these fucks are not on illegal sub then your dumb as shit and a fanboy.

They all use it so he just beat the other users, does not matter. A bunch of sub using pussies beat by another sub using pussy still means their all sub using pussies.
>> Anonymous
do i smell sum jealousy?
>> Anonymous
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>>275414
Holy shit that's fucking awesome. I want to be Michael Phelps.
If that really is the reason he's so good at what he does, it basically means that with enough training, he could excel in any sport as his muscles are exceptionally more efficient than the average athlete.
>> Anonymous
>>275419
lern 2 english, faggot
>> Anonymous
>>275557
Not any sport. He's obviously geared for endurance.
>> Anonymous
>>275557

long arms & short legs = good swimmer, not so much anything else
>> Anonymous
We all know that athletes in many sports have found sophisticated methods to beat doping control for years.

Doesn't mean Phelps is the exception.
>> Anonymous
100m freestyle, 100m butterfly. Granted his other events are all pretty much endurance, you can't deny the bitch can sprint like a motherfucker.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
mystery solved.
>> Anonymous
>>275689

i lol'd
>> Anonymous
/fit/fags are fags.
>> Anonymous
>>271744
Dumbshit, Phelps was one of the first to sign up for an extremely comprehensive and thorough test for illegal performance-enhancing substances, to serve as a sort of role model for other athletes.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
move over you bitches I got the explosive strength like no other athlete. beat all you fuckers without trying.
>> Anonymous
>>276015
Remembering that all of the top sprinters in the last 15 years were at least under strong suspicion of doping, I find it to be quite probable that Bolt is not an exemption.
>> Anonymous
>>275689
Can someone please post the original pic of Phelps in this?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>275350
black people can't swim...they're like cats
>> Anonymous
>>274646
Moar. Please.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
9/10
>> Anonymous
>>276023
That explains why i drown every time i jump in a pool
>> Anonymous
Eventually Phelps will be found guilty and then all the /fit/fags can go back to being fat IRL.
>> Anonymous
>>273453

>He said he fucks bitches, so how can he be a virgin?

Because he is on the internet saying he "fucks bitches".

Not only is he a virgin, he is underage.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
OP here. You can check out my Michael Phelps rant at the following:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSQ-usibdrg

Yes, I know I'm beautiful. No need to lavish with complements.
>> Anonymous
BILLGATES IS TOO FUCKING RICH, he's on steroids.

JESSICA ALBA IS TOO FUCKING HOT, she's on steroids.

OP IS TOO FUCKING JEALOUS, he's on 4chan
>> Anonymous
>>276932

Jealous of what exactly? Olympic medals? Only if you care enough to make it mean that much to you. A bottle of expired YooHoo! is more important to me than a chunk of metal hanging around my neck.
>> Anonymous
>>276932
>JESSICA ALBA IS TOO FUCKING HOT
>JESSICA ALBA TOO HOT
>JESSICA ALBA HOT

Obvious troll is obvious
>> Anonymous
>>276940
doin it wrong

watch carefully anon

>JESSICA ALBA IS TOO FUCKING HOT, she's on steroids.
>JESSICA ALBA
>HOT
Fix'd cuz that's what you should've posted
>> Anonymous
>I'm not trolling -- this is a serious accusation I'm making.
>I'm not trolling -- this is a serious accusation I'm making.
>I call shenanigans on Mr. Phelps and am accusing him of being on steroids.


4CHAN/fit/ , Internets (AP) PHELPS ON JUICE, 'I'LL STAKE MY REPUTATION ON IT' -Anonymous.
>> Anonymous
>>276999

Since when do channers have reputation?
>> Anonymous
>>276939
With medals come publcity deals. With the publicity deals comes a shitload of money. With money bitches come to you.

so they make it simple.

Olympics medals+world records=Money+bitches
>> Anonymous
>>277026

If the Olympics is all about money, just deal drugs or gamble and you can make the bitches come a lot easier.