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Anonymous
Sup /fit/
Anyone know of a good portable treadmill? One that I could carry around with me. I have a lot of time in between classes in college, and would like to get some running done during that time.
>> Anonymous
Ummm... Well, y'see, there already is one. It just got unrolled and spread out all over the place. It's called the sidewalk.

Christ, why does everybody think you need equipment to run?
>> Anonymous
>>338974
YHBT.
>> Anonymous
>>338974
EXCUSE ME? The sidewalk? You gotta be fucking kidding me. Do you know the consequences of running on concrete over extended periods of time? The amount of skin damage and cancer causing elements emitted from the sun?

Why the fuck do I even bother responding to douchebag trolls? Can't ask a simple question without these fucks insulting my intelligence.
>> Anonymous
>>338986

Holy shit what a fucking fucktard.

You do realize that people have been around a LOT longer than fucking treadmills and sunscreen. I bet those 100 year old Chinks in China who could still kick your ass with their Tai Chi or those niggers over in Africa that could RIP YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT haven't even SEEN a treadmill before.

Fucking christ. Quit being such a pussy and just run on the fucking sidewalk.
>> Anonymous
effective troll is quite effective
>> Anonymous
lol, I was going to give this troll a high rating, but after>>339053I'm afraid there might be some samefagging involved.

??/10. YOU DECIDE TROLL.
>> Anonymous
>>339053
I bet those guys didn't run on concrete sidewalks, or they would have joint problems and other bone structure complications. You think I'm gonna run on dirt like those uncivilized niggas and fuck up my Nike Shox Turbo V+?

Maybe I'd use sidewalks if they were made of clay, but they're not. So fuck you troll faggot.
>> Anonymous
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LfXKkNo7YZ8