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I'm a pretty white dude. This time of year a tan is impossible. I'm thinking of a tanning bed, but how long should I stay in? Would it be an every other day kind of thing or only twice a week?

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>> Anonymous
Tanning beds are super gay. Just stop aspiring to be tanned. Blam, problem solved.
>> Anonymous
tanning is gay. You can always spot people who shouldn't be the color they are. Leave that shit to soccer moms and metrosexuals.
>> Anonymous
Enjoy your cancer.
>> Anonymous
I got the body I wanted, just not the color. Anyone here not stuck up like the rest of these fats?
>> Anonymous
You're the faggot wanting to get a tan and you're calling us stuck up? LOL.
>> Anonymous
try sucking a dick

sperm will tan you faster than anything else
>> Anonymous
>>480005

Some of us live outside the internet. No one on here makes fun of you when you post half naked guys saying how ripped they are, fag.
>> Anonymous
why do you want a tan so badly? It has nothing to do with fitness, and is only detrimental to your health.

so I ask again, why do you want a tan so badly?
>> Anonymous
>>479948

start with like 4mins for the first week if you're going every other day, then move to 6-8 as the weeks go on (12 usually being a maximum)

generally 3 times a week is fine and use that lotion crap

also, enjoy your cancer - i know i do
>> Anonymous
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ew, tanning beds are gross, marinating in your and others sweat, go for the bronzing shower dude.
>> Anonymous
>>480016
Cool thanks. It's the same fucking thing as the sun so I don't know why these other bitches are whining. It just depends how long you use it.

prove me wrong cockfags
>> Anonymous
I was personally thinking about getting a tan through a tanning bed because muscles on a pale body look rather stupid. Problem being I freckle easily, so not sure what to do about that :S.
>> Anonymous
On the subject of tans... how does one get rid of tan lines quickly? I mean... besides flaying off my skin of course...

Long story short, I went to an airshow back in August and got some aweful high contrast tanlines on my arms. I recently bought some smaller shirts since I lost some weight, but they also have shorter sleeves which shows the tanlines now. What do I do?
>> Anonymous
>>480028

just gotta be extra careful i guess and only do 4/6 minutes. most decent tan shops will probably be able to advise u better than me tho :)
>> Anonymous
>>480031

sunbed and even the tan out?
>> Anonymous
>>480034
Ok, anything besides that?
>> Anonymous
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>>480028
>muscles on a pale body look rather stupid

LOL WUT

PROTIP: you're not muscular and tanning will not help the fact that you're a skinny shit. Consider tanning after gaining 15 kg of lbm.
>> Anonymous
>>480046
who the hell is this dude?
>> Anonymous
>>480185
heyzeus909 on jewtube
>> Anonymous
>>480185
mountain man
>> Anonymous
>>480189
And supposedly he's 38. Holly fucking shit, I wish I looked like that in my late fourties. He is fairly fucked in the head, but good lord, does he look awesome. I'm a bit gay for him.