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I just had this conversation with my GF on AIM Anonymous
(5:14:11 PM) ~: hey i just wanted to say... uhm i think it would be cool if we were just friends, i dont think we are relationship material... is that cool if we just be friends?
(5:16:28 PM) Cunt: pshh hell yes.
(5:16:33 PM) Cunt: that sounds..perfect.
(5:16:34 PM) ~: alright cool
(5:16:47 PM) Cunt: so now that we are friends i must say that you're calves are BEAUTIFUL.
(5:16:54 PM) ~: o forreal?
(5:16:59 PM) Cunt: yessir
(5:17:01 PM) ~: cuz i do squatz
>> Anonymous
Epic win.
>> Anonymous
>>472083
cool convo bro
>> Anonymous
>>472083

Cool story bro'
>> Anonymous
>>472085
>>472086
>>472091
>>472083
samefag

this shit made no sense

protip: OP just got dumped and is pretending that he dumped her and that she admired his calves
>> Anonymous
I LOLED IRL
>> Anonymous
>>472083
>>I just had this conversation with my GF on AIM

She isn't your girlfriend, though.

Story debunked.
>> Anonymous
>>472838
Not anymore, at least.

Still, COOL STORY BRO!
>> Anonymous
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COOL STORY, BRO
>> Anonymous
>>472083
so as your girlfriend she never said anything about your calves,but as friends it suddenly comes out?riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhhht
>> Anonymous
>>472936

Girlfriends are for fags. Women aren't useful for anything other than fucking. And even at that, most of them are hideous. The hot ones are good for fucking, though.
>> Anonymous
>>472083
CALVES or GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>473370

BAAAAWWWWW more
>> Anonymous
i would kill myself if i had that small of a dick
nowonder she dumped your ass
>> Anonymous
You broke up with her on AIM?

What a manly man, pure class right here.
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>>473370
>Girlfriends are for fags.