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Anonymous
OHHHH OH GOD /FIT/ PLEASE HELP ME.
So I'm on my friends laptop, she's passed out asleep. We're having a girls night, and she printed off a bunch of facial masks she wanted to make for fun. I'm not usualy this girly, but I decided what the hell.
So she makes this paste out of baking soda and water right?
Long story short MY FUCKING FACE IS ON FUCKING FIRE SWEET GOD WHAT DID SHE DO TO ME PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
>> Anonymous
Damn, that sounds like it really blows.
>> Anonymous
Give her oral sex in her sleep. Alternatively, take off your clothes and sit on her face.

Then take pics and post them.

If you or your friends are fat, disregard the above.

also, troll
>> Anonymous
>>274305
No, I'm not a troll, as soon as I washed it off my face started to really fucking burn/turn red, I was worried. She told me she's done this before, and even used it tonight, was fine. However, her skin is oilier than mine so I'm thinking the baking soda just absorbed it without pain for her but a fuckton for me.
>> SexSexySexy
>>274301
Nice story bro