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>> Anonymous
Stupid fucking fat fucks, you're what's wrong with the world these days. gb2 fucking /ck/ already you pieces of shit.
>> Anonymous
Fucking disgusting, fatty.
>> Anonymous
>>204703

Dude, it's 4chan. There's like 50 normal people here and the rest are elitist nerds with no friends. 90% of the people on /fit/ don't even work out, this board is a joke.
>> Anonymous
You know what's a joke? Fatasses that keep on eating even though they know they keep getting fatter and fatter. NO FUCKING WILLPOWER WHATSOEVER SERIOUSLY JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES ALREADY
>> Anonymous
>>204728
Are you fucking stupid or something?
>> Anonymous
>>204719
JESUS SPEAKS! ... But doesn't say anything useful.
>> Anonymous
Fuck cookies fuck everyone on this board
>> Anonymous
>>204756
Make less sense, retard.
>> Anonymous
>>204750

Attention Anon: I think>>204752
is on my side. Have a good time killing yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>204750
he's talking about fat fucking pigs who bitch about their weight but have not even the tiniest discipline in their body and stuff their fat faces with junk food.
I agree with that anonymous.
>> Anonymous
>>204760
seconded
>> Anonymous
Whats wrong with cookies? Living a healthy life doesn't mean you can't have delicious things. Depriving yourself of such things just because you think you're some sort of elitist is just fucking stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>204771
Samefag is a samefag.

... Just playing.

Anyway, the point of these posts is to prove to Anon that fatasses will indulge in these fucking time bombs until they blow up and die and their fatty faggoty asses take up more space in the ground then three normal sized people combined.
>> Anonymous
Who wants to live into 40s, life's over by then.
>> Anonymous
>>204780
Fuck YEAH! Let's take over that fucking board bitches! I think I'm in love with you Anon.
>> Anonymous
FATASSES
>> Anonymous
>>204784
Ah. Well, yes, a fatass binging on cookies is just stupid. But even an IFBB guy will tell you that treating yourself is stupid. I go out with my friends and eat whatever at least two times a week. I hit up the gym 3-5 times a week. I'm in great shape.
>> Anonymous
I work out daily and have a 6 pack. My dad often buys 2 pound bags of assorted chocolates and shit...I ate one piece of chocolate every fucking day. It's like 50 calories at most.

Bitches don't know that it's quantity that makes you fat, not content.
>> Anonymous
>>204793
that not treating yourself*

my bad.
>> Anonymous
>>204793
And congratulations for that. BUT. For the point of this thread, we are here to completely bash the horrors that is manmade foods.
>> Anonymous
>>204766
Umm, high glycemic index carbs and stuffed with fats that will be stored as bodyfat when the insulin spikes due to the carbs...

I don't think you have a six-pack. Enjoy your flab rolls.
>> Anonymous
I like cookies.
>> Anonymous
>>204802

If a cookie fucks up your body that much, you probably have a shitty diet and an eating disorder. OMG!! My body can't handle the cookie stress. IMA SPLODE!!!1!!1111!!!
>> Anonymous
>>204828
>.> <.< ...

What does smoking weed have to do with cookies? Unless you mean the fact that you get cravings while you smoke maybe? I have never smoked, so I wouldn't know.
>> Anonymous
>>204834
Go ahead and explode then. See you in Hell.
>> Anonymous
>>204817
you'll never get a six pack by just watching your calorie intake if you keep eating stuff like chocolate chip cookies
>> Anonymous
>>204838
More that people seem to have a misconception that you can't be in good shape if you smoke weed as it has a lowering effect on testosterone, and yes... munchies.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>204802

And will replace some of the fat you're already burning off through a calorie deficit and exercise, so it works out in the end.

ITT: Food Nazis who don't know ANYTHING about real dieting and think just because all they know about dieting is restrictive starvation that everyone else should follow their certified Dachau weight loss plan.
>> Anonymous
>>204866
The foods youre posting dont even look remotely appetizing. They make me want to throw up.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>204873

Seconded. What the fuck did he just post? It looks like sliced up hot dog chunks slathered in ketchup and mustard and some kind of buns covered in mayo? I honestly can't even decipher what that is.
>> Anonymous
fucking fatties
>> Anonymous
Whoa guys!

Why are we concerned with /ck/? They're just a bunch of fat housewives! There's really no men on that subforum to really attack, I mean, I've been there and I've only seen pansy ass bitches. Screw /ck/
>> Anonymous
>>204688

is it really this easy to troll /fit/?
>> Anonymous
>>205094
buncha meatheads
>> Anonymous
>>205094

Yes, fitness and "natural food" fags are easier to troll than Christians.
>> Anonymous
OH GOD NOT THE COOKIES NOT AGAIN FFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
These cookies taste like shitstorm.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Making fun of fat pigs and their pig nest, /ck/. Here, I just found this little gem

>>/ck/, I accidentally left the ice cream out over night, the crate was closed, but it's all melted and kind of frothy in the center, is it still edible? If I were to just slurp it up and eat the cookie dough (or just eat the cookie dough), would it be bad for me?

Yeah give this dumb fatass a trough so he could enjoy this sugar slop more naturally.

God I feel smug and good about myself knowing that there's people like this around.
>> Anonymous
>>204739

Don't even fucking bother. You're going to sit down on your fatass all day and play on the computer. And you're eating chips, drinking soda, and all sorts of junkfood. You failed already, I can tell from your post. GTFO my /fit/
>> Anonymous
are you some kind of bigot? How dare you post cookies on /fit/! Would you post a noose on a black forum?
>> Anonymous
all of you are fucking cocksmokers. seriously. both sides are just trying to troll eachother and its kinda sorta totally fucking gay.

healthfags. goddamn, are you fuckers seriously that insecure about your own body image that you have to call someone who likes cookies fat? they didnt even post any words, just a fucking picture of cookies. chill the fuck out, no one wants to hear your suck. all your exercising doesnt mean shit, you say you're going to live longer than people that eat this 'unhealthy crap' but the fact of the matter is you dont know. marathon runners drop dead of heart attacks and fatties can live into their 80's
.

tl;dr all your SQUATZ! wont help you when you get plowed over by a fucking bus.

fatfags, stop trolling /fit/. yeah, you like cookies, we get it, we can see the crubs on your shirt. yes i know you dont need a plate because your moobs make a great plate. and stop rattling off with that 'monitoring caloric intake' bullshit. some things are just inherently bad for you. cookies are one of them. i bought a box of girlscout cookies and for the next week i felt like shit because of all the sugar in my system. about a month ago i ate a blooming onion and my energy level was so low that i didnt want to do anything.

tl;dr some food is just bad for you, shut the hell up and leave, now...
>> Anonymous
>>205639

You sound like a fag that already gave up. Don't bother exercising then, and go sit your lazy fat ass in a wheelchair
>> Anonymous
>>205641
and you're gay for not being able to use that meme correctly. goddamn its like you lost the rules to a boardgame and just kept playing

>goddamn its like you lost the rules to a boardgame and just kept playing
>like you lost the rules to a boardgame and just kept playing
>lost the rules to a boardgame and just kept playing
>lost the the rules to a boardgame
>lost the game

thats how you do it
>> Anonymous
>>205644
i lift wieghts four times a week and...you know what fuck it i have nothing to prove to you.
>> Anonymous
>>205648
do you mean you lift your arms 4 times throughout an entire week? i believe it
>> Anonymous
>>205648

Are these weights the six packages of Oreos in a plastic grocery bag? You lift these "weights" 4x a week, from your car to your house and then into your mouth?
>> Anonymous
>>205653

Eureka! Your time machine finally worked! And you brought us back a joke from 1985! WOOHOO
>> Anonymous
>>205656

Yes it did. I got some bad news for you. I convince your mom to swallow.
>> Anonymous
>>205650
>>205644
goddamn nigga, read the other half of the post. both sides of this asinine argument are being immature sandy pussies about this whole thing. this thread is just 1 guy posting arguments against the previous post and about half a dozen guys responding to it and getting outraged over A FUCKING PICTURE OF CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.
>> Anonymous
>>205653
nigga, i haven't eaten Oreos since i was like eleven. besides im usually full after eating you sisters pussy out.
>> Anonymous
>>205659

But I was born in 1983 nyoro~n
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>205664

Actually, you ate the crabs off a homeless man.

Enjoy your free seafood buffet.
>> Anonymous
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>>205666

>>nyoro~n
>> Anonymous
>>205683
im sorry what was that? i couldnt hear you over the sound of your mom choking down my cock while your dad applauded her efforts.
>> Anonymous
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>>205685

I said you're like totally megas cool nyoro~n ^^
>> Anonymous
>>205687

Once again, that same homeless man is now blowing you in return.

Enjoy a ring of filth around your dick.
>> Anonymous
>>205727
struth....i don't have any women on my bed, nor do i have a member of the homeless community here with me the truth is....

i want you Mr. Troll.

will you be my ass slave, Mr. Troll?
>> Anonymous
>>205733
wtf? FUCK YEAH!
>> Anonymous
This thread is hilarious. From cookies to momma jokes.
>> Anonymous
>>205734
COME HERE SUGGA!
>> Anonymous
>>205733

I don't think you're born homosexual. Enjoy your bad childhood with as an altarboy.
>> Anonymous
"You don't mind working out at my place tonight, do you," asked Frank? "No, that's no problem," Denny replied, "as long as I get my reps in, I really don't care where I do it!" "Good," Frank said, "then let's get to it!" Both men were serious weight lifters who spent much more time and energy working out than the average ever "joe" would, and it wouldn't be unusual for either of them to spend four hours a night lifting and pulling the iron plates that gave them the heavily muscled appearance they so loved! Frank had invested big money into a home gym and this was the first time his friend Denny had seen it. "Wow," he marveled, "this is great, you don't even hafta leave home to get in your workout!!!" "I know," Frank said beaming, while running his hand over the huge apparatus, "it cost me four grand, but it's worth it, no more running back and forth to the gym!!!" "You first," Frank offered, "benches?!?" "Yeah, benches, set it at one seventy to start," Denny replied! While Frank was adjusting the machine to one hundred and seventy pounds, Denny lay down on his back and got ready to do a set of bench presses. When he was finished, they traded places and Frank took his turn while Denny spotted for him. After that, they went through a long series of lifts, alternating back and forth between lifting and spotting. After a particularly rough set of squats, both men decided to take a breather and have a drink of a sport drink.
>> Anonymous
"Wow it's hot in here," Denny commented, as he took a long gulp from the bottle!!! "Yeah, it is," Frank replied, "do you want me to open the windows a little!?!" "Naw," Denny shot back, "I always feel like I'm doing more when I build up a sweat, don't you?!?" "Yeah, I do too," Frank answered back, "my muscles always look better when they're gleaming from sweat!!!" "Hey," Denny asked, "do ya have a posing mirror, I'd kinda like to see what I look like?!?" "Right over here," Frank replied, as he pulled open a door that hid a full length mirror ideal for muscle posing. Denny stepped in front of it, and went through a series of poses, stopping at the end of each one to admire himself in the mirror! "Ya know, Denny," Frank offered, "you can't really tell what you look like with those sweats on, why don't you take them off so you can see what you've got!?!"
>> Anonymous
Denny stopped posing and answered, " I'm naked under here!!!" "Well," Frank opined, "there's just you me and the four walls here, I won't say anything, and I know that the walls won’t!!!" Denny gave his friend a sarcastic look while shrugging his shoulders, and in a few quick seconds, he had slithered out of his workout gear and stood naked in front of the mirror! "Holy smoke," Frank enthused, "you look great!!!" Spinning and turning as he looked at his reflection, Denny replied, "Thanks, buddy, but I think I need a little work on my gluts, they just don't seem big enough!!!" Frank leaned around to get a better look at his ass, and said, "You're crazy, your butt is perfect and you know it!!!" Denny chuckled and said, "I know it, I just wanted to here you say it!!!" Frank gave him a light swat across his bare butt and ordered, "Out of the way, I want my turn," as he peeled of his own clothes and took a place in front of the mirror! Doing a pirouette, he asked, "Well, what do you think!?!" Denny eyed his good friend, taking in every curve and rippling muscle and announced, "You look better than ever, a real hard body!!!" The two men had one last look in the mirror, and then went back to their work out, sans clothing!!!
>> Anonymous
After Denny had done his leg presses, Frank asked him, "I just noticed something, and I was just wondering...." Denny looked quizzically at his friend and said, "Well spit it out, you just noticed what?!? It's your, ya know between your legs," Frank stammered, I think I have the same problem!!!" Denny sat down on the bench, began toweling off, and replied, "You mean my cock, right!?!" "Uh, yes," Frank said quietly, "I noticed that yours is really big too, just like mine!!!" "I know, " Denny responded, "it's from the special protein shakes we drink, it's a possible side effect!!!" "Aren't you worried," asked Frank nervously?!? "Nothing I can do about it now," Denny replied, "besides, my dick is more sensitive now than ever before, isn't yours!?!" Frank, looking a little embarrassed answered, "It's unbelievable, really, I have to masturbate at least twice a day just to keep from going crazy, and it's really hot just after a work out!!!"
>> Anonymous
"I think it comes from all the extra blood it gets from the lifting," Denny said matter of factly, "here, just look at it," while spreading his legs to give Frank a better look!!! "Oh, my," Frank said softly, "your absolutely huge, look at how it sticks out, it must be all of nine inches long!!!" “That’s about right,” Denny replied, “how about you, you look pretty big yourself!?!” “Well,” Frank replied while nonchalantly fisting his rapidly expanding erection, “I’m not quite that big, but almost!!!” Both men were now sweating profusely and it wasn’t from the heat in the gym!!!
>> Anonymous
It was Denny who made the first move, and after pulling his friend to his feet by his dick, he kissed him softly on the mouth and whispered, “Let’s rub our heads together until we shoot, how does that sound!?!” “Oh yeah,” Frank moaned as Denny guided their soft glans together, “I just love seeing a big cock, don’t you!?!” “Mmmmmm, yes,” Denny replied as he snapped the two huge heads back and forth across each other, “when ever I’m around other men, I just love showing off my big hardon!!!” “Did you see that black guy at the gym last week,” Frank asked, “he musta been ten inches minimum!?!” “Saw him,” Denny replied with a giggle, “I sucked him off twice in the sauna, and then he let me fuck him in the ass!!!” “Oh god,” Frank gasped, “y-you really got to suck him, did he cum in your mouth!?!” “Oh yeah,” Denny sighed, “he came like a fire hose, talk about loads, this guy had them in spades!!!” The two naked studs were now covered with dripping sweat while Denny now was jerking both of their peckers with reckless abandon!!! “Oh my,” Frank moaned, “I-I can’t hold back much longer, are you close too!?!”
>> Anonymous
He really didn’t have to ask, because if he would have looked at Denny’s face he would have seen a man on the very edge of thunderous climax!!! Both of them were now kissing and deep throating each other while Denny’s hand literally flew over their distended organs, and as their tongues probed the back of each other’s throat, their peckers convulsed in unison as load after load of hot spunk shot high onto their flat bellies and chests!!!

Slowly, almost in slow motion, the two of them slipped to the floor as their two spent peckers began deflating!!! “Oh wow,” Denny sighed, “this is one big advantage to having a home gym!!!” “Yeah,” Frank replied, “and it was worth every penny!!!
>> Anonymous
>>205773
>>205772
>>205769
>>205766
>>205762
>>205761
>>205760
gayest thing since gay came to gay town
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>205778
and that is the new gayest thing since gay came to gay town
>> Anonymous
I just ate about 30 cookies in one sitting for breakfast. Is this awesome? Y/N?
>> Anonymous
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Oh, /fit/.
>> Anonymous
FAGGOTS
>> Anonymous
i just ate lunch and so far today i've eaten 72 grams of whole wheat and 83 grams of protein. is this win? y/n?
>> Anonymous
>>206496
>whole grain
>> Anonymous
fatty
>> Anonymous
Whoa whoa why all the cookie hate?
>> Anonymous
>>207025

Enjoy your man-tits.
>> Anonymous
>>207043
feels good man