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Benadryl erection? Anonymous
So, weird fucked up thing happened today. I was at a pet store and handled a rat, by the time I got home my eyes were swollen to the point where it was painful to keep them open. I took a pair of benadryl and took a nap for an hour, and now I have a MASSIVE erection that refuses to go away. This is (what I presume) a viagra erection is like. It's going on 3 hours now and I'm considering going to the hospital (I know 4 hours can cause damage, according to the cialis commercials...).

Halp?

PS: Eyes no longer swollen. :)
>> kiddicat
must see pictures to determine severity of erection, lest your penor falls off and your testes shrivel up.
deliver now, your manhood is at stake.
>> kiddicat
hard mode: don't touch it.

uhh go to /b/ and request pictures of the hottest women on this earth, but in a more douche-baggy way.

i'm sure you'll get quite the opposite, and possibly the erection will go away.

orrr make a small incision in your penis to relieve pressure. = ]
but i'm sure if you cut too big of a vein, and blood was still furiously pumping into your dick you'd probably bleed to death.
have you tried fappin one out? taking a cold shower?
>> Anonymous
OP you know the best way to get rid of an erection, and it that doesn't work for gods sake see a doctor. You don't wanna loose your dick do you?
>> kiddicat
>>353720
dear god don't let the monster dick loose!
>> Anonymous
I'm on fap #2 already, problem is fapping takes 45 minutes for me. :( If it's not subsiding in half an hour, I'll head to the hospital.
>> kiddicat
>>353730
make sure to clean up good first.
and request a lady nurse.

i hope your penis doesn't explode.
>> Anonymous
Update for all concerned: I just finished fapping, I came blood, off to the hospital!
>> Anonymous
you have a deep sexual desire for rats.
it's obvious
>> Anonymous
>>353803
holy shit man
update us when you get back
>> Anonymous
that's how every nurse porn starts.

OP, maybe rat gave you cancaids when you... "handled"... it?
>> Anonymous
>>353665
did u try jerking it?
>> Anonymous
You sure this was benadryl? I remember taking benadryl and I couldn't get an erection for the life of me.
>> Anonymous
successful troll is successful
>> Anon
>>353901
Agreed.