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Anonymous
I am tired of people always making fun of fat people. We are actually people too and unlike you skinny twiggy pukers out there, there many advantages that we have that you don't.

1. It is almost impossible to kidnap us. People tend to notice fork lifts.
2. We get to eat delicious food as often as we want and drink what we want. Our image is so far gone that it doesn't matter.
3. We rule the internet, since we can't leave the house.
4. We save money by not showering off. More money means hot women will like us more in the end.
5. We don't waste time exercising. We are the ones who can raise level 70 characters in WoW.
6. If we do have heart attacks there are sugery that can fix us right up.
7. The government pays us money because we are classified as disabled
8. It may be hard to poop and be clean so we wear diapers. We don't have to stop in the middle of talking to someone to go poop. We do it while we talk.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>4. We save money by not showering off.

I don't really understand this one.
>> Anonymous
>>336233
Save money on your water bill.
>> Anonymous
YES, BUT YOU'RE ALSO FAT
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>>336236
Oh alright, gotcha.
>> Anonymous
>>336237
And sassy
>> Anonymous
>>336241
Got me there
>> Anonymous
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It's a lifestyle not a disease.
>> Anonymous
How the fuck does being fat = poor hygiene? That's just stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>336258
If you're fat you sweat a lot more, and poop a lot more

also:

fat = lazy = poor hygene
>> Anonymous
>>336262
I'm not fat. I just can't reach to scrub my back. :(
>> Anonymous
>>336267
Get a long brush?
>> Anonymous
9. We get to stay perpetually depressed and feeling trapped by our own body and project hate to everyone and everything around us because everyone knows we suck.
>> Anonymous
No, you're just making fucking excuses to not exercise and eat right you disgusting, good for nothing heap of fucking shit.

Is it really that fucking hard to go for a 30 minute walk everyday and eat healthy? NO.
>> Anonymous
>>336293
it is if your lazy
>> Anonymous
No its fucking not. Laziness isn't a disease or something you're born with. You CHOOSE to be lazy. You CHOOSE to get fat. You CHOOSE to dies young. Simple as that really.
>> Anonymous
>1. It is almost impossible to kidnap us. People >tend to notice fork lifts.
its imposible to kidnap me i ran too fast
>2. We get to eat delicious food as often as we >want and drink what we want. Our image is so >far gone that it doesn't matter.
i am an endurance runner(not proffesional one ofc) and i can eat whatever i want whenever i want
3. We rule the internet, since we can't leave the house.
porn rules the internet
>4. We save money by not showering off. More >money means hot women will like us more in >the end.
my water meter is rigged, my water is free
>5. We don't waste time exercising. We are the >ones who can raise level 70 characters in >WoW.
i am lvl 70 full epic proto warrior
>6. If we do have heart attacks there are sugery >that can fix us right up.
surgery=pain+diet+recovery
>7. The government pays us money because >we are classified as disabled
you got me on this one...
>8. It may be hard to poop and be clean so we >wear diapers. We don't have to stop in the >middle of talking to someone to go poop. We >do it while we talk.
normal ppl dont poop over 9000 times a day so there is no real advantage here...

on top of that i will live longer, i look good and i interact with other people and they are not disgust by me
>> Anonymous
sage
>> Anonymous
>>336229
>7. The government pays us money because >we are >classified as disabled
>you got me on this one...

Heres one. I get payed a SHIT load more money than what the government would pay you because I'm actually ABLE to go out and get a good job.
>> Anonymous
Fat people are not impossible to kidnap, did you never see the movie silence of the lambs?
>> Anonymous
>he government pays us money because we are classified as disabled.

Except skinny people that get alot of sex are better then you.

tl ; dr SKINNY> FAT
>> Anonymous
trolled anyone?
>> Anonymous
>>336366
trolled everyone?
>> Anonymous
HEY GUYS

I THINK THE OP IS TRYING TO BE FUNNY

I lol'd
>> Anonymous
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i love this thread keep going
>> Anonymous
fit with a little fat padding > skinny fags with no muscles

am i rite?