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Bodybuilders. Anonymous
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Pictures of our fav bodybuilders, maybe a reason why they're fav.

inb4bodybuildingis4faggots, zomgtinyweeny, basically /b/ hate.

Flex Wheeler - Dudes muscles were like balloons and his proportions were described, very accurately as cartoony.
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My friend, Antoine Vaillant.

(In b4 lies, no friends, etc.)
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The people who described Frank Zane as anorexic were fucking morons. He had the best aesthetics of any bodybuilder back when bodybuilding was about aesthetics, not sheer size.
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Most body builders are pig disgusting. Screw size, I want functional muscle. Bruce Lee could do 50 one-armed pull-ups. Could any of your monstrosity's do that?
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The Young Austrian Oak.
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>>72948
Hell yeah Bruce Lee.
Any idea what his workout schedules and stuff were?
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Also, Serge Nubret is pretty fuckin sweet.
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>>72948
Bruce Lee was very much into bodybuilding as a part of his training methods.
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>>72948
bullshit , was a 100 pound fag
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>>72948
His head is bigger than his torso lol.
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>>72948

Fact is, Bruce Lee was gay. But now he's just dead.
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>>72952
This has it- http://www.mikementzer.com/blee.html
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>>72948

cept bruce lee's incredibly small body lacked alot of power modern fighters have. sure its less mass for him to pull up, but in a fight between lee and tyson, id have to go tyson. About as fast, much more power. Dont even throw any of that 1 punch BS at me, I'm pretty sure a larger fighter could take the hit.
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>>72964
Cool thanks!
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>>73035
FACT: Bruce lee was a martial arts actor with no professional fighting record, whereas mike tyson was a multi-time heavyweight world champion.

Stop the bruce lee dickery. The man was an actor, not a fighter, and he is famous because he mainstreamed the whole martial arts movie thing, and there are many better MA actors out there such as tony jaa and jackie chan.
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>>73035
Tyson would probably win but he's not as fast.
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In a free-for-all martial arts competition Lee would murder Tyson by throwing folding chairs and jumping about in the rafters.
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>>72948
get the fuck out
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>>72948
If I had the same weight as Bruce Lee, I'd do one hundred pull ups and two thousand dick push ups.
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Being small has so many advantages over being tall and bulky in combat. That's why rogues and ninjas always kick warrior's asses in RPGs.
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>>73063
Obviously has never been in a fight
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>>73063
Obviously has never been out the house
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>>73068

Obviously retarded.
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
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Obviously>>73063
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>>73067and>>73068better look out, they might get ambushed by a rogue :O
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>>73075
Obviously butthurt
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Frank Zane = Awesome
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yep, bulky fags are fags.

Muscle is all about function.

Don't cry about it though, wanting huge muscles only makes you 80% homosexual.
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I like this picture. Squating heavy is important.
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>>73102

hsrgainer spotted
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This is a great BB picture
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This board is so easy to troll. It must have to do with heavy weightlifters' having the mental age of a 9 year old.
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>>73112
in b4 someone gets trolled by this

but regardless, gb2 /b/
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>>73112
lol heavy weightlifters on /fit/ hahahahahah ahahahahaha
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>>73099

fag body
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>>72950

He is called the Styrian Oak, not Austrian Oak. Besides that: YES!
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I his name really Flex Wheeler? If so, he should be a body builder and race-car driver.
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>>73063

i lol'ed.
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>>73099
This is one of the only body builders who i think looks good.

Most look bulky and fucking disgusting.
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>>73046
gtfo. have you ever seen tyson fight? in his prime he was faster than your mother to the black neighbours house.

sage because weeaboo faggots have turned a bodybuilding thread into, yet again, a thread about bruce 'i am a dead cunt' lee.
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>>72948

Bruce Lee died with like 1% bodyfat. He's a moron.
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>>73282
that's how he died, too little fat
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Died by 1% bodyfat? Sounds like natural selection.

Nature doing it's job by weeding out the pussies.
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Look, I detest most weaboo shit and I don't idolize Lee or anything, but the fact is how you look has almost no bearing on how you're going to act in a fight.

You can have the most impressive physique in the world and still get winded jogging around the block and not know how to throw a punch; you can also be a doughy-looking fatty who's deceptively fast, and one hard, fast fatty-punch to your perfectly-sculpted throat can still kill you if it's done right. The "can't hurt my favorite bodybuilder if you're a skinny asian" argument doesn't make a lot of sense when you're pitting killing skills up against the ability to weight train and manage your appearance. They're unrelated activities.

Anyway, my favorite bodybuilder is Mariusz.
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Not a weeaboo or Bruce idolizer but. He died from an allergic reaction to medicine. his brain swelled up.

Also, he was a martial artist first, actor 2nd.
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>>73544

specifically aspirin. He took someone else's prescription had a fatal allergic reaction and died.

and I'm a lot more afraid of someone who knows their way around a shiv then bodybuilders or martial artists. Those people are a little too good at figuring out how to get said shiv into your vitals when you're not expecting it.
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"I crossed girls off my list, except as tools for my sexual needs." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

:)

It's not just because I think Arnold had the nicest physique of all time. It's his whole selfish, immoral philosophy of using people and being a general dirtbag. I admire it and seek to emulate it.
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>>73542
bonus points for Mariuz because he was the Guinness World Record Holder for Strongest Man after he won those couple of titles in a row.
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>>73542
no one was fucking talking about fighting until some fag brought lee into it. what the fuck is up with 4chan, we start talkign about our favourite bodybuilders and monkeys get so threatend they have to talk about whose dad can beat up whose. fucks sake people.

post bodybuilders or fuck off.
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IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT FIGHTING AND "FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH", THEN MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN THREAD.

Hey, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Flex Wheeler have that myostatin deficiency condition? Man, I really wish I had that...
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>>73567

Maybe. It helps offset his deficiency of brain cells.
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>>72936

Antoine is awesome, I've seen his samps on TT
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>>73105

This is my new favorite picture. I'm going to have to make this into a poster.