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Anonymous
so theres a bunch of fat-free bullshit, but why isn't there carb free foods? like, carb-free pasta, carb-free rice, carb-free pizza, etc?
>> Anonymous
b/c you need carbs to survive idiot
>> Anonymous
You don't remember Dr. Atkins? spoiler, he died. From heart problems because of his shitty no carb diet.
>> Anonymous
>>379328
On April 8, 2003, at age 72, Dr. Atkins slipped on the ice while walking to work, hitting his head and causing bleeding around his brain. He lost consciousness on the way to the hospital, where he spent two weeks in intensive care. His body deteriorated rapidly and he suffered massive organ failure. During this time, his body apparently retained an enormous amount of fluid, and his weight at death was recorded at 258 pounds.
>> Anonymous
>>379311
There's carb free food, like pure butter, canola oil, rendered animal fat.

Or maybe, just maybe, rice, pasta, and pizza crust are MADE ENTIRELY OF CARBS, you fucking moron.

There is carb free food, it's called protein and fat. You listed 2 carbohydrate sources, and something that is almost entirely carbs. That's why those aren't carb free.
>> Anonymous
>>379311
I mis-read this as crab-free food.
>> Anonymous
>>379335
his body wouldn't have deteriorated as rapidly and he wouldn't have had massive organ failure if he hadn't been on his shit diet. so yeah, still diet related.
>> Anonymous
>>carb-free pasta, carb-free rice, carb-free pizza, etc?

You are an awful troll.
>> Anonymous
fucking lol

9/10 OP
>> Anonymous
He forgot to ask about carb free oatz.
>> Anonymous
wat aboot carb free milk?
too many carbs in milk.
>> Anonymous
vegetables have too many carbs
wat about no carb vegetables?
>> Anonymous
or carb-free bread
>> Anonymous
I'm not a big fan of Atkins but I don't think his fad diet had much to do with this death.
>> Anonymous
if he had eaten a carb rich diet, he wouldn't have slipped on some ice and died amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>379356

actually, there used to be this product called carb countdown, which was changed to calorie countdown when the atkins fad faded away, and it was discontinued after that because I was the only one who realiZed how awesome it was.

it was the best milk ever, extra protein, less fat, almost no sugar.
>> Anonymous
>>379498
god damn it
I was just going to pick some of that stuff up for myself