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Anonymous
I think /fit may only have the answer to 50% of this question, but I figure it's worth a shot.

My wife is fat. Things were not always so. Now I appreciate that none of is are as beautiful as once we were, but I don't think it's to unreasonable to want to be sleeping with someone who at least vaguely resembles the woman I married.

How do I break it to her without getting divorced; and what does she need to do to get back in shape?

Hard Mode: She has constricted nasal passages that prevent her running or jogging for any length of time.
>> Anonymous
Tell her to breathe through her mouth
>> Anonymous
>How do I break it to her without getting divorced
go to a doctor and get prescription for a pair of balls
>She has constricted nasal passages
people fix that surgicaly early in they life... unless they are retards ofc
>> Anonymous
just tell her that she's fat and should lose weight because you want to sleep with a woman, not a whale.
>> Anonymous
nasel passage? sounds like a fat person excuse. you don't breathe through your nose during aerobic exercise.
>> Anonymous
>>416543a fat persons excuse

That's what I thought, but it's a diagnosed thing. Her refusal to get the necessary surgery on the other hand, is a fat persons excuse.

>>416539breathe through her mouth

Personally, I find this almost impossible to do when running.

>>416542just tell her that she's fat

Might be the best solution. I do actually care about her happiness though.
>> Anonymous
Get her to eat OATZ every morning and replace all drinks with water. She'll probably lose significant weight from this alone, and maybe be motivated to continue by exercising a bit.
>> Anonymous
>>416548
nah nah nah, better do this:
sometimes (most of the time) do not erect your penis when there will be sex time
if you fail, abuse her fat, use her love handles to handle the love making, call her chuby etc.

but anyway who the will not fix nasal passages? its like having a rake up your ass and saying that does not bother you
>> Anonymous
I dont know what she's diagnosed with, but assuming she can breathe thru her mouth normally she's just making an excuse to be a lazy fat-ass.
>> Anonymous
Uh, if you're breathing through your nose when running after a little while, you're doing it wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>416548
>personally

I did not know you would be doing the running for your wife.
>> Anonymous
Alright if she has bypassed chubby and reached morbidly obese talk to her that you are worried about her health. If you think that wont work try introducing different things to her under the idea of romance.

Introduce her to the concept of going for long walks (half an hour to an hour) outside to see nature and such. Google where you live and some people might already have some suggestions or just go for random drives and pick out places that look interesting.

Other than that you could try to change both of your eating habits if your able to keep to a strict diet she will follow your lead.

Also check yourself in the mirror to make sure your not just being a hypocritical jerk.
>> Anonymous
>>416551
this is actually half-way decent advice.

she's a woman so no way is she going to actually want to be fat. try and get her involved in more activities with you too that will expend more calories. once she starts shedding a few pounds, she'll get more motivated. cook for her too or do your homework with all that stuff. failing all that - or in addition to it if she does lose some weight - tell her you love her no matter what but you want the sexy her back. say something like "we ain't getting younger honey, let's make the most of what we both have while we got it".
>> Anonymous
much food for thought.
>> Anonymous
get her into an activity that she might like.. like line dancing and such.. it shudnt be too straining but it will give her regular exercise..