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I need guidance. My girlfriend and fiance is worried that I might have made her eggo preggo last week. She said she had a weird, clear gel like substance come out of her hoocha and she said she looked it up and thats a sign of pregnancy. We have been scared before of this being that she missed her period for a long time after we had sex and it turned out she never was pregnant. She mentioned her boobs feeling bigger but thats all. Shes not bloated or anything.

Shes about 107 pounds and I figure thats too puny to even harbor a child.

When we had sex, I didnt directly cum inside of her but I came around and my peen was probably soaked in cum because we did it over and over.

My question is, what is a clear surefire sign that she is pregnant? Also, I need any information really. Im not at all educated in the matter.

All I know is leaving her is out of the question and I intend to marry her no matter what.

Please help.

Pic related though total bullshit.
>> Anonymous
gtfo and take a fucking test
>> Anonymous
>>293164
OP Here.
she took a test the last time it happened and they both said positive. that was like a year ago and still no baby so WTF.
>> Anonymous
hello daddy - make sure you marry the bitch before the baby is born you white trash hahahahah enjoy your ruined life.
>> Anonymous
>>293166
Op Here
I didnt marry your mother and you turned out fine.
>> Anonymous
probably miscarried before. girls that small can't really properly carry fetuses.

just get her to take one of those morning after pills, use a condom next time (you dumb piece of shit) or have her go on the pill. if the pregnancy test is positive then just have her get an abortion.

ughhhh i hate you
>> Anonymous
ABORT ABORT ABORT! Mission Scrubbed!
>> Anonymous
>>293188
I knew what I was doing. How am I dumb? Im just ok with the consequences. But fuck me for asking for advice, right?

Im not dumb, I didnt just knock some hoochie up at 16. She is my fiance and we are in this shit together no matter what. We just took the risk.

So don't call me fucking stupid just because your method of birth control is involuntary abstinence, bitch.
>> Anonymous
Maybe she miscarried last time - did her period just all of a sudden start up at some time?

Are you guys like 14 that she doesn't keep track or take care of herself? You are definitely not 18 unless you are the dumbest muther fucker in all of Dumbfuckia.
>> Anonymous
>>293184

Kill yourself and your girl and you unborn child, NOWWWWWWWW. The world doesn't need your future criminal child or your worthless ass.

I know your trolling but God do I hate you.
>> Anonymous
>>293201

Man, you sound like a young punk. You better hope she isn't pregnant, because you now locked yourself into a life of working at McDonalds. Oh, and that fiance of 109 pounds, in a year she will be over 200. Hope you love her forever.
>> Anonymous
>>293162

OP,

Obviously this is a serious matter that needs to be approached with in a mature manner.

That said, just go to a doctor and make sure. You have basically forced yourself into a corner where you have no choice but to act like an adult, so start acting like no one.

I hope you don't take my advice as offense, but the best way to handle the matter is head-on. Don't be afraid, go to a doctor, seek closure, problem solved.

Good luck to you, your fiance, and your potential future child.
>> Anonymous
>>293214

>> *start acting like one

Retarded typo.
>> Anonymous
hold on everyone we've got a doctor here


she's 107 and thats too puny to harbor a child he says
>>293162

nothing else to see

move on
>> Anonymous
I'd sympathize but you and your fiancé decided not to use any birth control at all, so I just find this hilarious.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>293534
good god I can't make heads or tails of that source code

also, reported.
>> Anonymous
Ok, first things first: does she normally have an on-the-clock period (same time every month, no matter what)? If so, was she late the last time, and this time? If she doesn't have a consistent period, she might want to go to the doctor and be tested for PCOS (Polycystic Ovary Syndrome). You can look it up on webmd too, for more info.

Second: the "clear gel like substance" could just be simple discharge. The only way to find out for sure is to head to the doctor's.

Third: Pregnancy tests can be horribly inaccurate sometimes! If she does have PCOS, they can give you a false positive or negative, no matter how many times you take the test. The only way to be sure is to go to the doctor. The doctor can do blood work and find out for sure if she's pregnant. When you're pregnant, you have a certain hormone in your blood that shows up on a blood test.

Her being 107 lbs., she could have a baby, but it'd be hard. She'll probably be put on bed rest after a certain point.

Also, she wouldn't look bloated right off. You don't really start to show until after your 3rd month, though with her being so skinny, she might show a bit earlier. Also, her "boobs feeling bigger"? That could just be a sign of her period coming on. My sister would complain the few days before her period starting about how much her tits hurt and felt swollen.

Hope I helped and good luck!
>> Anonymous
you didn't put on a condom
your bitch isn't on the pill
you're ok with the consequences

sooooo
WTF are you doing here?
GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IF SHE'S PRAGNANT .YOU FUCKING FAGGOT STOP MAKING STUPID THREADS.
>> Anonymous
i don't believe you are 18

enjoy ur underage b&
>> Anonymous
GET ON BIRTH CONTROL
GET ON BIRTH CONTROL
GET ON BIRTH CONTROL

After you go to a doctor,and figure this out, you need to then talk to them about birth control. There is no excuse or "passion" about what you're doing, and if you're not ready to be parents, you need to suck it up and do things to actively PREVENT it. So you're another faggot that doesn't like condoms. Congrats. After she miscarries this one (or whatever happened last time), you need to go GET BIRTH CONTROL.
>> Anonymous
punch that bitch in the stomach, problem solved
>> Anonymous
Obligatory:

FAAALCON PAAAAUUUNCH!!!
>> Anonymous
seriously OP, she very likely miscarried before.

go to a doctor if you're if you need someone with a fucking md there to read you the results. When you go to the doctor, you're taking the same test that you buy in the store.

Get this figured out immediately. If she's preggos, she needs to start eating properly, like, yesterday! Your baby need proper nutrition!
>> Anonymous
>>293162
ITT: OP failed health class and America's youth are all retards who can't understand the most simple of biological functions.
>> Anonymous
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>>293162
USE A CONDOM MORON!
>> She be in needs of thems red juice ?toom?? !Ep8pui8Vw2
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Next time, try buttsecks instead
>> Anonymous
>her eggo preggo
>her hoocha

What are you, 16?
>> Anonymous
how bout a pregnancy test you fucking asshole?
>> Red Foreman
>>295283

It's Dumbass, Dumbass