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Anonymous
Fuck year I just ran a whole mile in only 23 minutes!

WOOOOOO

So, how much longer before I can do it in 8? :(
>> Anonymous
couple months
>> Anonymous
>>399228
Sounds hard.

Why can't science just boost my cardiovascular system with some kind of delicious soft drink?
>> Anonymous
wait wut?

isn't that closer to walking speed?
>> Anonymous
Successful troll is successful.
>> Anonymous
>>399232
Probably. I walked about a quarter of it and jogged the rest. I was out of breath when I got back.

Could also feel a bit of tightness on the right side of my chest when breathing in. Google tells me this is respiratory inflammation caused by me not exercising enough.
>> Anonymous
You should just stick with walking for a few weeks.
>> Anonymous
>>399225
Holy shit OP I had to read that twice. That's like my 5k time. That's three miles, OP.
Are you sure you weren't walking?
>> Anonymous
>>399391
>>399388
>>399232

Successfully trolled. Fucking retards.
>> Anonymous
I don't think I could walk that slow if I tried.
>> Anonymous
I fucking love Tim Hortons! Probably good for my health I don't live in canada.

Unfortunately we do have Greggs here... and cornish pasties.... mmmm,pastry, veg, gravy and questionable meat....