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RAGE TIME

I was at the gym today benchpressing and after my set I stood up and went to drink some water. I come back and I see this mexican fucking teenager straight out the border take a plate off my shit. And only on ONE side. I asked this motherfucker to put it back and he said some shit back in spanish that I didnt understand and then I just snatched that shit off the barbell he was using and put it on mine.
>> Anonymous
You have the best stories.
>> Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg
I started a fire. :D
>> Anonymous
I was benching last Monday and I usually use a shitload of sets to warm up (start with the bar-weight, work my way up to 2 plates, then adding 25 on each end). Some faggot skinny wannabe-nigger Asian kid sits at the bench right next to mine and puts the same amount of plates I have on my bar and tries to bench it and it comes crashes down on him. I pretend not to see him for a few seconds, but since I was so close to him, I'd probably get in twouble if I didn't help him out.
>> Anonymous
So, i'm at the Gym yesterday benching. I've got a couple of weights on the bar and i'm pushing with all my might and get about four reps. I'm all "fuck yeah, i'm he-man" and shit.

then this guy comes and all but doubles the weight and pushes out ten easy.

I ran to the bathroom and cried.
>> Anonymous
>>412923

Wut, dont leave the bench unguarded you idiot, its only natural for others to assume noone is using. You are the that acted rageworthy here - and it worked.
>> Anonymous
>>412988

No matter who you are or what gym you work out at, there will ALWAYS be someone who can move at least 2x as much weight as you.

This, Anon, is the Universal Law of Gym Monkeys.
>> Anonymous
>>412923

Ok, this is like everday for me, I'm on my way to the elliptical, i see this couple talking and I'm like, "aw how cute" Im on my 2nd mile in under 15 minutes and when I'm off to hit the weights and machines I pass by to see they were maintaining the same speed and had only completed 2 miles in 30 minutes. At that point i was raging so hard. They wouldn't stfu or mostly the girl wasn't and the guy was just like yeah im tough shit. I was really annoyed too because they both couldve probably hit 2 miles faster then me. (Over weight man here) well anyway, I'm on the machines and they come over to the overhead press one and as the guy uses it the girl just keeps on blabbering non-stop and starts saying, "Look at my mussels its so hueg!" and im just face-palming the whole time. I end up leaving after I do my squats and benches. And i gotta put up w/ that shit every time i go to the gym.
>> Anonymous
>>413173
I go late. usually after 9pm. its rare that there are more than two other people there besides me...

i like it. i've usually got the entire place to myself (or just about to myself)...
>> Anonymous
>>412923
Did you have anything on the bench that identified you were still using it?
If not, go die in a fire faggot.

>>412988
that makes you rage?
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>> Anonymous
>>412923
you're a douche and the kid's an idiot.
never leave a bench unguarded. at least put a towel on it.
>> Anonymous
>>413187
YEAH BECAUSE CRYING = RAGING AMIRITE?
>> Anonymous
>>413187
Forgot to say that I had a towel on the bench of course. Im no dirty nigger like you.
>> Anonymous
So nobody should touch anything at the gym because someone might be using it. MIRITE?
>> Anonymous
>>413251

Hey, that's my excuse. Don't try and steal it.
>> Anonymous
>>413226
no faggot l2read OP's poast
>RAGE TIME

First of all, /fit/ is not your blog. So I'm gonna assume that OP wanted to make a thread where we all rage about shit that happens at the gym.

The poast I referred to was not about RAEG but about being a pussy.

Also cruise control is rly cool brah'. Teach me how.
>> Anonymous
>>413251

etiquiette says if there's a towel or personal items on equipment someone is probably using it.
>> Anonymous
>>413380
They can use it or fuck off. If you need a drink of water, purchase a fucking water bottle. Gyms are busy, don't waste everyones time by skipping around like a faggot doing things. Lift and GTFO.

This whole thread is why I don't go to a fucking gym. Beside the fucking OP, we have a judgemental fatty, and other "MOooooooom" complaints. SHUT THE FUCK UP. All of you. Fucking christ... grow the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
I don't rage, just chuckle to myself whenever i see normal looking people using the assisted pullup machine... come on... if you can do at least 1 then you should be using your own bodyweight... pussies.

ooo ooo and fat people doing endless abdominal work even though you couldn't see their abs if they lost 20lbs.
>> Anonymous
so i was at this gym with only one ab crunch machine and this guy sits on it, reading a magazine, so i think no prob, i'll just do some other shit until he finishes his set. So I do some sets on the bench press and the asshole doesn't do a single fucking set on the machine, just keeps reading his fucking magazine. I try to control my RAAAAGEEEEE as i walk to him and go "you using that?". So he silently stands up, and stands right next to me while i do my set, and if i wasn't RAAAAGIIIINGG i'd be disturbed by how fucking awkward it was. So he sits back, does some lousy sets for the show, and leaves as i stare at him with RAAAAAGEEEEEE
>> Anonymous
Mexicans are fucking communists. They think everything that you have is theirs also and its not fair if you don't share, but they hate it when they're asked to share. Fucking spics
>> Anonymous
>>413386

where did you grow up, nazi germany? Are you a robot who never rests between sets? Maybe they should draw white circles next to equipment where everyone must stand in between sets lest they 'waste someone's time'. No wonder you can't handle going to a gym.
>> Anonymous
>>413396

I've been going to my gym now for about two weeks and I keep seeing this one guy - probably mid-20s to early-30s. Nondescript. Short brown hair and a short moustache/goatee. He goes back and forth from the free weights/Hammer machines to the regular machines.

When he gets to the regular machines, he MIGHT do a set, but usually he just sits there and zones out, staring off into fucking space. MAYBE he's watching the TVs? I don't know, but it's creepy as fuck.

He gets this vacant thousand-yard stare on his face and he will just SIT there - not using the machine, but taking the seat up happily. I could understand if he were resting between sets, but I've seen him sit there, staring into blank space for upwards of five-to-ten minutes without moving. People just work around him and he seems oblivious to the fact that he's taking up real estate that people might want to be using. It's a small gym too, so when the place gets full, sometimes there's a wait for the equipment you want.

In two weeks I've seen him there like three times - always doing the same shit. Creepy fucker.
>> Anonymous
>>413402
>>413402
don't generalize faggot.
im Mexican and im nothing like that.
>> Anonymous
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>>413439
THIS
>> Anonymous
>>413439

Yes you are. All of you are
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>>413439
Don't be racist on 4chan??? Fuck mexicans are stupid. Go get fucked up by a nigger gang failure.

On topic I rage so hard when I see people who don't give a shit just hanging out. Fucking socialize at the coffee shop and get the fuck out of my gym. You're there to better your body not how long can I talk to some douche walking 1 mph so I can justify going to eat at mcdonalds later.
>> Anonymous
>>413643
WORK SAFE BOARD, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
>> Anonymous
>>413643
Fuck crackers they are fat and stupid
>> Anonymous
>>413652
NSFW usually applies to pornography
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>>413643
IM just gonna leave this in here.
>> Anonymous
>>413655
yo ma man d.o.g.g. don't be that way dude you know shit they don't got man this kind of internets where we koming from you know bro it ain't that way I mean you can't be tellin these people seriously they shoulda understood when they never wakled those down streets mah bro I'm talkin you probably white you knwo why? cause you makin fun of the avg nigga who don't have an internet. and you know that's not funny. it's such a learning experience being on the net it should not be denied by ppl like you. not that I'm nothing but love 4 u man but ssrsly don't hate k??? peace
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>>413652

Oh hai, you must be new here
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>>413657

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>> Anonymous
>>412923
what I like to do is if someone takes my bench and throws my shit on the floor this usually happens and some skinny fag does it anyways when they do that i walk up to the bench and say "You take my bench you lift my weight" and make'm lift what I have on lol most of them get up and leave
>> Anonymous
>>413657
You see that's funny. I don't care how much shit you talk, you dish it you better be able to deal with it. I can do that, the pic was hilarious. Monkies are smarter than Bush.

>>413666
Skinnyfag btw and I so respect that lol. Actually had anyone try to do the weight?
>> Anonymous
>>413666
I want someone to leave all that weight on, pick it up one-handed, and beat the shit out of you with it.
>> Anonymous
So I was at the gym today and I shat myself.
>> Anonymous
>>413718
Oh hey I remember you!
>> Anonymous
Some asian girl was walking at 2mph toward one of the squat rack. I was swapping bars from the power rack and I was walking behind her. Suddenly she stopped because shes a dumb chink. Her 6'2' ripped boyfriend got pissy at me because he thought I was bullying her out of a bar. The end(I hope).
>> Anonymous
>>413696
yeah someone did the weight and now me and him are friends kinda funny
>> Anonymous
>>413780
did you two make out?
>> Anonymous
>>413666
nice story brah
>> Anonymous
>>413666
And what do they say to you, "Fuck off queer"?
>> Anonymous
>>413652
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>> Anonymous
>>413802
totally...
>>413821
no im bigger then most of the guys who end up trying to take my bench but if a big guy takes my bench a probably dont care becuase they're a regular and I know them
>> Anonymous
>>413829
You are scared they are going to buttsex you amirite?
>> Anonymous
see i was at the gym on friday and there was this guy who loaded up the bar with twice the weight i used and he was repping it out so i went over and pushed the bar down onto his chest and while he was trapped i jerked off on his face.

universal law of gym monkeys brah
>> Anonymous
>>413829
I'm hating you with every ounce of feeling in my body right now. Can you feel it?
>> Anonymous
>>413835
no you fatass
>> Anonymous
i love my gym. everyone does curls all day. I'm pretty much the only guy who uses the squat cage.
>> Anonymous
>>413848
yeah I can feel it you much be jealous
>> Anonymous
>>413851
u mad?
>> Anonymous
>>413857
Same here man, I go on tues/thurs/sat at 4 pm. There's around 4-7 guys there (weight-lifting area) at a time, and they are either doing curls, leg press, or bench, which fucking leaves the squat rack and everything else to me.
>> Anonymous
>>413860
nope why? you trying to make me mad
>> Anonymous
I go to the gym and only do pull ups and push ups LAWLLLLLLLLL