Hey /fit/, I woke up with pink eye, what do I do?
see a doc. eye infection sucks.
THERES ONLY ONE THING YOU CAN DO. SQUATZ
Go to sleep and wake up with a better eye
You gave yourself the redeye. Stop rubbing your eyes after you jerk off, you jerk off.
OP, I lol'd at your choice of pics.Be sure to smear your pink eye juice over everyone you meet. Shit helps it heal faster.
You should fart on your roommate's pillow since they did it to you. It's why you have pink eye.