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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Anonymous
Muscle cramps ARE THE WORST THING EVER. Shit I was taking a little nap and al of a sudden a pain in my leg got calf multiplied by 100. I can't handle cramps so I was flailing my leg for 2 minutes. God damn. The pain just stopped and I'm still breathing hard. Not cool.

Post cramp stories
>> Anonymous
Basically what happened to OP has happened to me about 4 times in the wee hours of the morning. I usually wake up groaning and yelling fuck, waking up my roommate. Shit sucks cause I can't walk right for like 2 days after i get these insane cramps.
>> Anonymous
if you don't stretch enough, work out wrong and eat shit it's your own fault faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>451818
I hate having cramps when my sister isn't around. She has this way of just pushing me to the ground, and just beating the shit out of spot where the cramp is untill it's gone. Oh god do I love her.
>> Anonymous
>>451819
You know that you can do everything correctly and still get cramps right?
>> Anonymous
>>451835

you can also spontaneously combust. possible but unlikely, if someone is cramping up then that someone MOST LIKELY did something WRONG
>> Anonymous
>>451846
How much can you be doing wrong if you get a cramp when you are sleeping. Holy fucking shit you're an asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>451819
I get more cramps now (after I started working out) when I have to sit still in class
>> Anonymous
I get cramps in my right foot sometimes when I'm fucking, sucks so hard. It feels like the bones in my feet are all twisting together wrong, so horrible. I have to pull out and smash the ball of my foot into the ground super hard until the bones line back up. Fuck a cramp.
>> Anonymous
lern 2 not get cramps you retards.
>> Anonymous
drink lots of water and stretch before and after

LOTS of water
>> Anonymous
OMG FUCKING SAVED
>> Anonymous
>>451950
Need MOAR potassium. Eat a bananananana
>> Anonymous
Once when I was chattin n' flirtin with this hot chick, my leg started to cramp like ass. I bit my lowerlips (dat ass) so hard they started bleeding.

She got pretty freaked.
>> Anonymous
Woke up, was a nice sunny day still lying in bed. I started to stretch my whole body, and then BAM. My left leg had a sudden tightness and I couldn't do anything about it. It being the first thing in the morning too I was in fucking pain, I was literally spastic and ended up on the floor, falling off from my bed, doing something that resembles a seizure except w/ yelling. Sister came in to see wtf was up but then ended up laughing her ass of then eventually helping me w/ my cramp.
>> Anonymous
Leg cramps during sleep are the worst.
>> Anonymous
What's the pic from OP? I had cramp in my hamstring in bed with my girlfriend and I straight up kicked her in the leg and rolled around thrashing about til it went away. She was just like wtf staring at me..
>> Anonymous
I used to get cramps all the times in my leg while sleeping but now that I have started lifting and walking I haven't had it for a while
>> Anonymous
>>452157
/a/non here. It's from an anime called Real Drive

I just had a late night with some friends and I was dead tired. When I got home I went straight to sleep. In my deepest sleep, I had a dream where I was in tremendous pain, I woke up to a cramp. But I was so tired I couldn't even flail. I ended going back to sleep. I was limping for the whole morning.
>> Anonymous
I get the EXACT SAME CRAMPS. It's always in my calf. It's hard to walk all day after a huge spasm like that.
>> Anonymous
The worst part is when you first feel the tightness and you have 0.5 seconds to move in the right way. One wrong motion and it's all over
>> Anonymous
i had them too. they also went away after i started training. the trick for me was to stand up and press my cramped leg against the floor, i had them often so i could almost do this while still sleeping. the pain would go away in seconds.
>> Anonymous
i was sparring a friend in boxing and went in for a right straight and my calf cramped itself to death and caused me to freeze nearly half way through and he countered me and i ended up on my ass trying to stop my calf from tearing out of my leg
>> Anonymous
I used to get them alot when I woke up, I'd stretch *yaaawwnnnCRAAMP*MOTHERFUCKER. calf cramps. I'd just stay there in the same position for like, 5 minutes until it went away. Then fap, then pee. And then glorious days were had.