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Anonymous
i met my gf on the bus, she sat next to me, as she was sitting down i said "wait, did you just fart?", she blushed and shook her head, i said "hewh, thats okay then, cos for a moment there i thought i smelled roses"- at which point i pulled out a rose from the overhead compartment and gave it to her.
shit was so romance i george clooneyd her that very same day.
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