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Tanlines Anonymous
Help! I have tanlines in my face...........
I think it's because i weared a sunglass, it looks sooo stupid is there any chance this phenomenon will automaticlly go away?
>> Anonymous
if you stop getting sunlight. i shall now rant against tanning

it is bad for you, it makes you look like a stupid peasant. nobody really gives a shit anyway.
>> JESUS
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QUICK! WEAR THIS MASK.
>> Anonymous
>>167444

i don't think a peasant has a sunglass
>> Anonymous
>>167449

OP here u r too stupid...
>> Anonymous
yay anon next time stay at home when sun is shining
i didn't know any anon leave their computers anyway.... ahhh maybe laptop and garden...
>> Anonymous
Either be pale (which actually looks fucking cool on the right people) or be fully tanned.

There's no middle ground in terms of fashion. Tanlines are pig.
>> Anonymous
>>167456
tanning is stupid, period.
>> Anonymous
>>167439
No shit it's because you wore sunglasses. Go tan without any on and you'll be fine.
>> Anonymous
>>167456

OP I allready know, but is there any chance to get rid of these? bad thing is at the moment no sun is shining....
>> Anonymous
>>167461
or stop tanning CUZ MELANIN IS FOR INFERIOR RACES AND PEASANTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGH!
>> Anonymous
>>167466

bullshit what should he do when he is just at the beach swimming and stuff? he would get automaticly get tanned...
>> Anonymous
tans are fucking ugly

can you see someone blush if they're tanned? NO

do you want too look a like a spic/nigger? NO

do you want to look trashy/slutty? NO

then don't fucking tan it's disgusting. I'm glad the trend today is going to pale. I see girls using an umbrella on a sunny day to stay fair and beautiful AND I LIVE IN MIAMI.

tl;dr tan shitsux pale ftw
>> Anonymous
>>167463

Stop wearing sunglasses so often. The only way you could possibly get tanlines from that is if you fucking wore them all the time or fell asleep on the beach with them.

If you want the sun out of your eyes, wear a baseball cap.
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>>167490

chill out holmes
>> Anonymous
>>167490
good sir you and i are kindred spirits! and that point about blushing is certainly going to be used in my next anti melanin rant!
>> Anonymous
>>167490
>tans are fucking ugly

protip: a hot chick will look hot whether she is pale or tan, a ugly/fat chick will still be ugly whether she is pale or tan
>> Anonymous
>>167538
No.

Imagine Nicole Kidman with a tan. See?

I also doubt anyone would pick a Ganguro girl over a normal Jap chick. They look the same anyway, but we pick the pale one.
>> Amuro !nA4kpJCkfU
It's personal opinion.

I like a hot chick with a tan. I also like a hot chick with a fair complexion.

Ofcourse, there are people who will honestly look better tanned than pale (and vice versa) but if you rule out a person just because they look like they've spent more time under the sun or a lamp than someone else, you're a tremendous douchebag.
>> Anonymous
Are all the anti-tan people fat and unwilling to take their shirt off outside?

Jesus Christ it's a tan; shut the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
OP, the next time you go out, have a low level of SPF on the white places, and a higher level on the tan places so it'll eventually balance out if you're outside long enough.
>> Anonymous
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Lifeguard here,

I've spent alot of summers lifeguarding now, and i'll tell you if you wear sunglasses alot outside, you >will< get the Racoon Tan (Strip around the eyes staying white).

You really have 4 options if you want to get rid of it:
1) Don't wear sunglasses outside for a while until the pigments around your eyes have a chance to get at least a little darker to hopefully blend-in
2) Wait 'til Winter comes and you're (maybe?) indoors alot - many people (including me) with summer tans from being outside get lighter and lighter as winter goes on.
3) Use that rub-on tan stuff around your eyes and temples, although i can't recommend that stuff (Fake Tanning items always turned me off, especially the "Orange" tan many college-age people get from Tanning Beds)
4) Paint half of your whole body blue. Many less people will now notice your racoon tan.

On the Tan vs Not-Tan section, i'll say skin color doesn't affect my judgement of a person too much (i've had my share of fair and dark girlfriends), but lately i've met a couple half-lebanese girls that make me drool over the tanned ones (mmmm)
>> Anonymous
>>167571
Lifeguard again: also this,
Although it also depends on your current skin color / how easily you burn / tan (if i even put spf15 or 30 on, i tan at the speed of grass growing)
>> Anonymous
>>167572
OP here
thank you! 2 is no good for me because my skin tone stays for months even without sun
and 3 is just stupid... excuse me but looking orange is not my case ;)
i'll try that with the low level spf

and to this tanned or not tanned questions

I like being tanned, you don't? well, i don't give a fuck...
>> Anonymous
>>167568
>>167568
tell that to my lovely white six pack.
>> Anonymous
>>167601
because you are a whore. enjoy your cancer.