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How to get fat? Anonymous
Guys I'm having a health issue. I cannot become fat. I eat 2300 calories stirfrys and spoonfuls of peanut butter. I drink water. I barely leave the house. I am an American (it gives a racial passive). What more (or less) do I need to do!? I don't like to eat McDonald's food because that's more poisoning than fattening. Any tips? Pic not related.
>> Anonymous
>>434554

probably have a high metabolism OP. Start eating more, eat like more peanuts, and all that shit and start snacking. At least eat 3k+ calories if your looking to gain fat .
>> Anonymous
Take:
Peanut butter
Eggs
Jelly/jam
put them in a bowl and mix em up.
Make sandwich
???
FAT!
>> Anonymous
Raw eggs? o.o
>> Anonymous
You need to grind white bread and sucrose to slvl 500. Then you unlock "Fat Fuckedness" and can take it to the next level.
>> Anonymous
you want to get fat permanently?

i'd say your first step would be to starve yourself for 1 month, if not more. Eat 1 small meal a day. That'll get rid of all you muscle and fuck up your metabolism.

Then start eating like shit. Lots of simple sugars: sweets, sodas, etc. also eat a lot before bed.

This should get you fat and keep you fat! (notice it is similar to the lifestyle of many americans! yo-yo dieting to get rid of muscle, followed by binging)
>> Geigue !!KgpOPtX57BM
I like how people believe in OP's high metabolism, but as soon as someone claims a low metabolism, it's an unbelievable lie.
>> Anonymous
Nonono. No starving, no loss of muscle, no soda especially. I'm on a healthy diet here. No aspartame especially! My purpose was to go from skin, bone, & muscle (where I am now) and fill in the gaps around things with a little fat.

Maybe it's just impossible to get fat on a good diet :(
>> Anonymous
>>434633

you're retarded

just get more muscle if you want to be bigger. Otherwise head over to bigguts.com
>> Anonymous
>:(

No
>> Anonymous
protip: to get fat you must eat a shitload at night right before you go to sleep