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Anonymous
Now there are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology. You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic! Be creative.Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon! And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!
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