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is fucking my fleshlight the equivalent of sex? because I really am fucking it, not like holding it in my hand, but like holding it down and pounding away, I need to know if I can do this instead of my morning exercises, since sex is so much better for you than running or just about any exercise...
>> Anonymous
>>441198
I do happen to work up a sweat and breath heavy, so I guess it is huh?
>> CluelessNewfag !WSgPeEy3kM
wat
>> Anonymous
>>441213
sex=exercise
so I'm wondering if:
fucking a fleshlight=sex
which would mean
fucking a fleshlight=exercise
>> CluelessNewfag !WSgPeEy3kM
um i don't see sex as exercise buddy. What gym did you join?
>> Anonymous
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Lulz
>> Anonymous
>>441215

We have no accurate way of judging how vigorously you are fucking your fleshlight. It very well could be exercise, but I'm inclined to say no solely on the basis that I think you're an idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>441217
I don't have a membership to anything, my brothers were amateur boxers and they left all their equipment at my parents house, I wake up, jump rope, hit the heavy bag and do some low impact weight lifting, but now I just wake up, use a belt to secure my fleshlight to a chair, and pound away while watching porn, this is all in the wee hours of the morning...

>>441219
I take it that it is then?
>> Anonymous
>>441220
I do it for about 30-min with maybe a 1 min break every 15 mins, and afterwards I am usually sweating profusely
>> Anonymous
To the flesh light users? Is it worth the 70$ and is it somewhat similar to the real thing? Also whats a good insert for new buyers. (Inb4 viral marketing)
>> Anonymous
>>441230
I got the super ribbed, it's fucking great, I've heard the STU is awesome as well, but it's only worth it if you have $70 to burn, because I have been short of money recently and if I hadn't bought it then I definitely wouldn't have bought one now, times are tough, think of it as either a new vidya game or a fleshlight
>> Anonymous
>>441233

Know any inserts that is suppose to try to replicate the real thing?
>> Anonymous
>>441238
wonderwave, that's about it, but SR and the STU are the most intense, if you want the real thing get a gf, if you wanna have a fap experience like none before get a STU or SR, also, the butt has the best suction, and is almost as inconspicuous as the stealth orifice
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH, MASTURBATION FTW!!!
>> Anonymous
do you clean those fuckers out? like does it have a plug so that you can run it under a tap?

Because right now all I can see is a bunch of fat nerds fuckign these plastic tubes all year whilst it fills with rank jizz festering away inside.
>> Anonymous
>>441277
no, you can take out the insert and wash it, that's pretty fucking nasty bro, you're fucking nasty....
>> Anonymous
OP here, brb, fucking fleshlight