This is fucking weird, /fit/, but i think i'm shitting some blood.I feel fine and it doesnt hurt when i take a dump, but the water in the toilet turns all red.wtf & what do i do about it?
It means you will die in exactly one month.
>>58965so random xDplus not funnygb2/b
>>58969Not random. It happened to my brother. Wasn't being funny. It's just too late for you man. You had a good life, now start making your preparations.
get a vampire to give you a rim job
it could be anything might be hemeroids or it could be something much worse like colon cancer go see a doc
If troll: drink the waterIf not: go see a doctor. NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T SHIT BLOOD!
>>58998lol didn't delete my name from that other thread
Did you eat beets lately?
That happened to me a few years ago. It was because I wasn't having enough fibers in my diet.
>>59179yes
Are you playing to roughly with your bf or using foreign objects?
>>59179Eating bees would probably asphyxiate you from the swelling of the painful stings before you get a chance to ever shit blood
>>59653>beets>beesLearn the difference. It could SAVE YOUR LIFE.
>>59179lol how'd u guess that?
>>59179will beets actually do that? shit, man... that's nasty
Are you taking any supplements? NaNO Vapor is known for this... If so, it's probably not blood and just the coloring in the product.