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Anonymous
recommend an excellent liquid fasting program. one that is safe to use for up to 40 days. i'm too lazy for all that diet bullshit and i need some super fast results. thank you.
>> Anonymous
>lazy

you know what to do...
>> Anonymous
google lemonade diet
>> Anonymous
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>> Anonymous
Hey is that fat around your whole body or are you just happy to see me?
>> Anonymous
buy a blender and stuff it with vegetables
>> Anonymous
There aren't any that are safe for up to 40 days.
Super fast results==you will be fatter because your metabolism is fucked.

Try intermittent fasting?
http://www.theiflife.com/2008/02/27/intermittent-fasting-101-how-to-start-part-i/
>> Anonymous
i read one thing about a once per week, four week plan. i forget the link but you pick a day, start off with 16 oz. of prune juice. then one week you have a gallon of apple juice; a 10-12 oz glass every hour. the next week you start with prune, then a gallon of lemonade (juice of 2 lemons and some honey, not sugar). next week it is apple cider vinegar made per the lemonade recipe. the last week is something i forget. but it's all the same, and only one day. not sure what it would do for weight loss, but it could make you feel the effects of a healthier diet, which always feels better than overly processed/fast foods.

tl;dr be healthy.
>> Anonymous
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please die
>> Anonymous
google green smoothies, OP
>> Anonymous
>>335623
There is no dignity in death.
>> Anonymous
losing muscle is for faggots
and thats what you'll be on one of these "diets"
>> Anonymous
cool shades brah
>> Anonymous
Trolls are getting terrible these days.