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Anonymous
So /fit/, I'm going to eat one more time today. Now, I need to make sure that I don't have any shit in my system afterwords. What is the best way to cleanse my colon of shit without laxatives?

Pic related, seeing as it's a colon and this is a thread about shit.

God bless you all, and your colons. :)
>> Anonymous
When does your colon need to be clean?

It'll be quite difficult to do quickly without natural or medical laxatives.
>> Anonymous
>>415207
You're you to let your boyfriend bum you aren't you?..
>> Anonymous
>>415292

HURRR

Maybe he's got some ultrasonographic examination?
>> Anonymous
take a fucking shit, thats it
>> Anonymous
unscrew the tip of the shower-thingy. ram the hose up your butt, open the waterflow for about 10-20 seconds depending on pressure.
Sit on toilet and enjoy fun enema times.
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PROFIT!
>> Anonymous
get a bottle of Fleet Posphosoda - follow directions on bottle.
>> Anonymous
>>415348
>>415352

These are good.

Other way is to cause artificial diahrrea.
Pickle juice+fruit juice (apple, pear) drunk in sequence work amazingly.
I had to do the latter once...
>> Anonymous
>>415348

Oooohh. I did that once. I had rectal examination (inb4 HURR) and I forgot to prepare.

It helps if you roll on the floor with the water inside before dispersing it.
>> Anonymous
Google if you get your hand on "F. X. Passage SL" in your country. Its very powerful and has no "chemicals" in it
>> Anonymous
PROTIP: you are always going to have some shit in your system. that what it's fucking supposed to do as long as you keep eating.
>> Anonymous
>>415400

Yes, we have prevalent fecal matter in us all the time. Some won't be shitted away no matter how hard you try.

This can be fixed by extreme hydrotherapy. Like running 40 litres of water forcefully through your system.
>> Anonymous
eat uncooked chicken
>> Anonymous
Dude, I'm sorry to be the one who tells you this, but according to the picture you have cancer. :(
>> Anonymous
>>415405

what the fuck do you mean by fixed. What are you going to with your clean and glistening colon insides, enter a colon modeling show?