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Anonymous
Hi /fit/

What's the laziest way of losing weight?

I'm like, really lazy.
>> Anonymous
Swallow a tapeworm
>> Anonymous
Not being lazy.
>> Anonymous
stop eating?
>> Anonymous
If you get a Stanley knife and edge away at your flab a little each day you should lose a fair amount without having to do much :)

Dont use scissors though, not enough precision.
>> Anonymous
>>196464

I forgot to add that the wrist is a really great place to focus most of the attention to at first.
>> Anonymous
>>196454

this
>> Anonymous
tapeworms, srsly
>> Anonymous
Recumbent exercise bike + laptop or TV.

45 minutes every day, while you browse 4chan, or watch your favorite TV shows. Assuming you eat fairly sensibly, you'll lose all the weight you want.
>> Anonymous
Kill yourself. Eventually you'll whither away to nothing by just laying in one spot. You also won't have to spend money on food anymore since the deceased don't require sustenance.
>> Anonymous
>>196503
Stop it. He doesn't deserve real advice.
>> Anonymous
>>196445
doing squats and crying in pain.
>> Anonymous
If you want to loose weight in a lazy way you can do this buy eating a big breakfast, and eating many small meals a day instead of just having 2 big meals or whatever. Also you wont really loose much without jogging or walking on a threadmill or moving your body somehow.. Perhaps jog between the toilet visits no?
>> Anonymous
lazy!
>> lolWUT !!kczIJ2wJyBJ
Just keep eating, ALOT. Cakes, cookies, pretzels, candy, frozen foods, pizza, everything you can basically. Youll lose weight in no time.
>> Anonymous
Scream for 30 seconds of every minute. It will remove loads of toxins from your body, but you have to stick at it, eventually your body will learn to use the flow of air as a vent for vaporised energy, but you have to keep it up for a few days first.

Dizziness and passing out = good progress indicator.