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Motivation Anonymous
I can't stay motivated for anything. I like to run and I like to bike, but I really don't have the prudence to keep with any of it.
Because of this, I've gained 15 lbs. in the past year and I feel like a whale.

Any tips?
>> Anonymous
Kill yourself
>> Anonymous
>>114899

Very original. Anyone else?
>> Anonymous
get a friend and ride/jog on a schedule.
>> Anonymous
find a better site... /fit/ is a brood of insecure trolls... you need to find a real fitness related community... then ask.
>> Anonymous
>>114894
find something that motivates you and expose yourself to that stimulus whenever you need to.
If you really suffer from lack of motivation it is because you're a lazy cunt and if that is the case, fuck off
>> Anonymous
get a friend.
>> Vael Victus !nG4Hyu7fIw!!7vP
1. Buy a cake.
2. Run 5 miles with the cake.
3. Put the cake down.
4. Run another 5 miles back.
5. Run again to the cake.
6. Realize the cake is a lie.
7. Cry.
8. Run back.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat. That's what made me the man I am today.
>> Anonymous
lift
>> Anonymous
stop being such a fucking waste of life.
>> Anonymous
>>114969

I don't believe in lifting. I think that lifting is fucking ridiculous and is for fat lazy fucks who like to delude themselves.

Everything lifting does cardio does better, with the exception of building up ugly unneccessary muscle in totally useless places.

Lifting is the exercise of choice for fat, lazy, middle class people because it doesn't actually make them any more fit, e.g. raise heartrate for over fifteen minutes. Lifting dresses up in the outfit of exercise, goes to the same places as exercise, and struts like exercise, but it's just a drag queen.

Lifting is all show, no meaning. Lifting is the golf of excercise.
>> Anonymous
>>115436

try doing rippetoe some time and see how you feel... when you doitrite, it makes you strong and able to use your whole body as a unit in ways that runners etc. can only dream of.

squats and deadlifts add exactly 0 useless muscles....
>> Anonymous
Find someone to do it with.

Exercising, that is.
>> Anonymous
>>115436
This is quite possibly the most retarded thing I have ever read.
>> Anonymous
>>115436

This has to be a joke.
>> Anonymous
>>115436
nice trolling, I raged.
>> Anonymous
despair and boredom are the best motivators
>> Anonymous
>>115436
I almost raged despite clicking this knowing you were trolling.

epic troll... keep it up, you're going places.
>> Anonymous
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>>115436
>> Anonymous
>>115677

Thanks. Is it bad that I've been growing my own copypasta?
>> Anonymous
Give me 1000 dollars and sign a contract allowing me to go gunnery sergeant Hartman on your ass, YOU, DISGUSTING... FAT BUDDY.

Or join a gym. Seeing sexy people will highlight your fail and give you something to aim for. My gym even has a bootcamp club.