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Anonymous
Hey /fit/,
Can somebody get pregnant from bathroom fixtures?
I'm fucking panicking right now because last night, i was uh.. you know.. satisfying urges. So i went to clean myself up in my bathroom and a hour later my younger sister's friend, not knowing where the fucking guest bathroom is, went into mine. I'm probably being overly paranoid but what happens if somehow she managed to get a trace of semen on her hands and let's say.... itched her vagina afterwards? I know it sounds incredibly stupid but i can't get it off my fucking mind.
>> Anonymous
Enjoy your child, you've screwed.
>> Anonymous
Better go explain what happened to your/her parents asap.
>> Anonymous
semen doesn't survive very long once released. Certainly not much more than an hour.
it's like 1 in a trilllion chance
>> GrilledCheese !!hAKfRUhoVbv
I'll be kind because I just had a great poop tonight.

No. Think of the odds, first. Millions of sperm enter and millions die in the process. One makes it.

Also, just touching the vulva won't transmit semen to the actual vaginal cavity or shit, unless she actually stuck her hand way up there.

By then, the semen would probably be dead anyways. Some cells don't like living outside of human body temperatures for long, and die.

tl;dr: enjoy not having to be the first non-nigger on Maury.
>> Anonymous
Sperm dies on contact with oxygen.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, even if the sperm was still alive, she'd have to really get her finger way the fuck up there.
>> Anonymous
>>227549
Does it really? I thought this was a myth.
>> Anonymous
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>>227549
>>227556
>>227548
>>227546
Don't listen to these trolls. This is a serious matter and deserves full attention.

You are going to have to tell both her and your parents about this so they can help you struggle through this.
>> Anonymous
>>227558
Yup, that is a myth. AIDS does readily oxidize, sperm, however, do not. Many a woman has gotten preggers from residual sperm that had been chillin on/in her for a while after fucking fucking.
>> Anonymous
pics of younger sister or her friend
>> Anonymous
copypasta you fools
>> Anonymous
>>227610
OP here
Lol, no it's not.
I'm honored that you think so though.
>> Anonymous
>>227559
Geez.. she's going to need surgery to ever look good again after that. Shit like that is why I never want a kid
>> lol
>>227917
Me too. The stretch marks and weight gain.
>> Anonymous
>>227559
NIIIIII-PLE
>> Anonymous
>>227559
>blastoise.jpg
hahaha
>> Anonymous
You have a guest bathroom?

Good luck with your quadruplets.
>> Anonymous
OP don't listen to these trolls, go tell your sister to take a pregnancy test just to make sure.
>> Anonymous
you better be careful man, i remember this one time i jerked off and i washed my hands real good but later i waved hello to this girl i liked and i guess some of the sperms must have come off my hand and flown over to her and up her vagina because she got pregnant like 3 weeks later and said i was the father and now i have to work 2 jobs. the baby came out black but she says she has a nigerian grandfather and that it can skip a few generations sometimes.