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Anonymous
So I fapped today before I found out that my girl is spending the night. I won't be soft but I wont be as hard as usual.

What's the best form of Panax Ginseng I can take and when should I take it?
>> Anonymous
I don't believe you have a girlfriend, enjoy your neighbor's garden hose.
>> Anonymous
>>80345
Whatever, this isn't /b/ faggot.

Let's assume that I'm like you and am spending the night with a garden hose. My question still remains.
>> Anonymous
there is something wrong if fapping once per day makes your dick softer next time
>> ESH !Oj4wGhYfsE
I don't believe you're assuming, enjoy your neighbor's garden hose.
>> Anonymous
>>80347
NEIGHBOR'S garden hose?

HOT!!! i've been using my own
>> Anonymous
>>80348
Three times last night is what worries me.
>> Anonymous
WTF /fit/.

OP, take any red ginseng extract. Also, try fapping and stopping before you cum. repeat often. take a shower afterwards to prevent blueballs.
>> Anonymous
>>80335
If you can't get it up for her, blame her. Nothing says committed relationship like shattering her sense of self-worth and sex appeal. Trust me dude, she'll be like "OMG I am so fucking ugly he can't get it up, I better stick with him as long as I can since no one else will want me!"

Then you get hitched and have a couple of kids then divorce her for your kid's preschool teacher, driving her to suicide.

At least that's what I would do.