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how often shoudl i be pooping am i pooping enough weekly help please Anonymous
i only poop once ever two or three days is this normal i have heard people say that they pooop to or three times a day and i dont poop that much is their something wrong with me or dose it vary from person to person because if i am not pooping as much as normal i want to know if thereis something worng ;because i dont poop three times a day like some people and if i shud be pooping that often how should i go about doing it becuz i dunno how 2 make myself pooop more so please help me out thank you
>> Anonymous
Bump, I have the same problem.
>> Anonymous
twice a day, eat more fiber.
>> Anonymous
I poop every day, rarely every two days. Never more than once a day though.
>> Anonymous
if you want to be regular you need to do more SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
two poops a day here. and i saw this infomercial that said you should not only poop regularly, but your stools should be as proportionally large as kids'.

OP should get a colonoscopy. sounds like you're blocked up!
>> Anonymous
>>364831
no i hav ben like this for all mylife and it isnt jus somethin recent you no wat i mean its just weird
>> Anonymous
bump plz
>> Anonymous
thanks to the superiority of my diet and training routine, i have AWESOME satisfying shits that leave toliets quaking in fear.

they also are perfectly clean and require only a curtesy 'check' wipe.

they truly are fucking win.

TLDR: i have huge, alpha male shits, and it feels good man

~40-50g fiber a day, not 1 gram from any 'grains', its all from nuts, seeds, veggies, and fruit
>> Anonymous
I've only shat once or twice a week for... as long as I remember. So, at least 19 years. Am I going to explode one day?
>> lawl RRAFAGR
Pixxor didnt happn
>> Anonymous
i have oft thought of recording the greatness of my Super Logs, but taking pics of shit crosses that line that even /b/tards shouldnt.

i do however leave them gleefully unflushed, so my roomates can marvel at my greatness. the best are the ones over a footlong that breach the water...the smell is fucking class...wonderful little ambush i use to assert dominance around here
>> Anonymous
I often go for 3-4 days without shitting, then I take like 4 huge craps in a single day.
I call it the Warrior's Gastrointestinal Tract.
>> UTi
>>365115
$hit is $o Ca$h
>> Anonymous
>>365115
>>365092
Hahaha
>> Anonymous
I thought that someone being able to say poop 7 times in a single sentence was a myth
>> Anonymous
about 1.7 times a day here. some days I do 2, some days only one. Never go more than a day without dropping a deuce
>> Anonymous
I shit 4-5 times a week, and it's about 2/3 the volume of my forearm. I get enough water, but I should probably have more fibre.
>> Anonymous
>>364831
This is right. I shit three times a day, and I can safely say that given the mounds of feces I defecate on average, were I to sculpt them, would be proportionally equal in size to a 14 year old boy. I am indifferent when I watch child births.
>> Anonymous
>>365115
>>365092
Holy, uh... shit
>> Anonymous
just giving the thread an update

today feeding periods were off, yet still capable of two series of Viking-esque shits. especially the one (broken, 2 forearm sized pieces) that followed my deadlifts today.

TOTAL BRUTAL

tldr: i log to win, do you?

if it had a soundtrack, it'd be this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVpX-G6B-AY
>> Anonymous
lol at this thread
>> Anonymous
>>365451

lol i poop 4-5 times a day
>> Anonymous
every morning, every night, and the occasional cheeky one in the ladies toilets at work. (obv I'm a guy because girls dont poop)
>> Anonymous
>>365786
>the occasional cheeky one in the ladies toilets at work
you cheeky bastard