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Murphy's Law Anonymous
"if anything can go wrong, it will."

ssup /fit/
I need some criticism and encouragements.
I try to stay fit, which includes running couple miles a week and lifting weights 3 times a week, but that's the only thing I do with my life. Everything else besides trying to be fit is falling apart.

This is the of life infront of me.
age: 22
education:4yrs of community college and still attending
skills: nothing in particular besides lifting weights (nothing too impressive, but enough for self confidence)
education: once admitted as Economics major at a reputable university, but fucked it up.
goals: hoping to be a doctor one day once I am able to get into a 4 yr school for it to get some basics on it first...then med school and etc
job: searching
money: no money at this point to pay for next month's rent +ran out of contacts to wear and my glasses just broke 10 mins ago
realistic goal: lose more body fat and get a job at any gay entertaining business for a second because I heard they pay extra... I live near San Francisco, and for some reason few gay men have shown interest in me casually over the time. (I am actually bit homophobic)
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>> Anonymous
Age: 25
Education: bs, computer engineering
Skills: computarz
Goals: millionaire by 30 (come on start-up)
Job: code monkey
Money: enough to buy a house
Realistic Goal: kill people like OP
>> Anonymous
>education:4yrs of community college...
>skills: nothing in particular...
>education: once admitted...

I see that education really paid off.
>> Anonymous
Age: 21
Education: 3 years of BBA/Bsc, total length of 4 years.
Skills: Private pilot license, weight lifting, can speak German and Spanish - nothing else comes to mind.
Goals: Get an MBA from a high-league college, eg: INSEAD, Yale etc.
Job: Managing stocks (grandparents [their death, actually] supplied the capital) part time.
Money: 80k in stocks, 23k in liquid assets, ~120k in other assets.
Realistic Goal: Don't get addicted to heroin because life is too easy.
>> Anonymous
>lose more body fat and get a job at any gay entertaining business for a second because I heard they pay extra...

lol. keep telling yourself that.
>> Anonymous
Age: 18
Education: Just out of highschool, going to college next year when I have the money, already have electrical engineering, HVAC(Heating Ventalation and AirConditioning) and Electrical tech.
Skills: Electrical, engineering, shitting
Goals: Own an HVAC company
Job: HVAC technician
Money:60k-70k a year
Realistic Goal: Smoking blunts smoking blunts who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
>> Anonymous
My situation is similar actually.

Age: 21
Education: I've also dropped out of a prestigious degree after completing only half of it due to various reasons. I did very well in highschool but I realise that I've always been an underachiever and am capable of much more if I focus myself.
Skills: Same as OP. Fitness? Although I'm learning an instrument, reading computer books and trying to learn holdem poker.
Goals: Get a job, get an IT degree, reach 160-180lbs ripped (currently 145lbs), get better at instrument, poker, get a gf and more friends.
Job: Searching
Money: About 7 grand from my previous savings (last job), but I'm spending a lot of this.
Realistic Goal: Find a job this month, keep working out regularly, apply for college, start going out and keep reading/learning.
>> Anonymous
>>314623
op here, bit harsh there

come at me anytime, may be that will wake me up =)
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
Age: 21

Education: Undergrad at JHU; plan on going to medical school

Skills: I have an eidetic memory, so I know a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff; I play guitar, bass, drums; fitness - a girl I was dating convinced me to model for some clothing company once and I was accepted; I know English, Russian, French, and Latin fluently, with some conversational Spanish; I know C/C++ and I'm learning assembly, I build computers, etc; I could survive in the woods with nothing but a knife and the clothing on my back indefinitely. Basically I have a dickload of skills.

Goals: Get my medical degree; have my band signed and tour internationally; maybe try out acting?

Job: Nothing official

Money: I get by on scholarships and royalties

Realistic Goal: Well, maybe not try out acting
>> Anonymous
>>314677
Skills: Lying about self to feel good about self.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>>314684
Yeah I call bullshit on me, too. There's no way I'm that awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>314685
0/10
>> Anonymous
>>314685
egomaniac troll
>> Anonymous
>I build computers
GOOD SIR, YOU CAN FOLLOW AN INSTRUCTION BOOKLET?

YOU GENIUS!

Haha. Building computers being a skill.
Hahaha.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>>314689
I know; it's essentially legos for ages 13+. A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN'T DO IT YOU KNOW; A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD BE INTIMIDATED. Hell, come on, in a world where shit like "Video Professor" sells millions of copies, I'd call being able to build a computer a skill. I mean, there is SOME knowledge required.
>> Anonymous
>>314691
That's a rather fallacious argument, wouldn't you say?
Just because you're on the same bell curve as some people does not mean you're allowed to deign to their level and use their stupidity as justification.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>>314695
I disagree; the really fallacious argument was that of>>314689. That simply because he and, granted, a lot of other people, but still definitely the minority possess the same skill, it is no longer considered a valid skill.

Sure, if you go to /g/ and brag about being able to build a computer, they'll laugh and tell you it's nothing special. But why would you consider the skill in light of a specific and relatively arbitrary demographic such as that? You wouldn't; you'd compare it to that of the layman, the common man. I was simply pointing out that the common man probably can not build a computer, and thus the ability is a valid skill.
>> Anonymous
>>314708
Unfortunately, the common computer comes with an instruction booklet, allowing the common man to construct it.

It would be the equivalent of claiming to have the skill of building flat-packed Ikea products.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>>314711
Except that computers don't come in kits like that; you're only considering the actual physical assembly.

If you went up to Joe Average (interests: cars, football, beer) and told him to go to newegg.com and order parts to construct a new computer, he would almost certainly be unable to do it at all, and he would definitely be unable to do it well.
>> Anonymous
>>314716
Then perhaps you should have put 'the ability to collect, process and apply information'.

It's somewhat disheartening that Joe Average doesn't possess that skill.
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
>>314717
This is getting absurdly tedious. Yes, I'm sure he could manage the task after the appropriate research into what components go into a computer, what is compatible/backwards compatible/cross compatible with what, etc. He could then say "I can build a computer." I'm not saying it takes anything special to learn, all I'm saying is that I have, at some point in the past, already learned it.
>> Anonymous
/fit/ - Computers
>> Anonymous
Age:19
Education: 2 Years college, ICT passed
Skills:ICT technician (worked for a bit doing it), basic programmer ect
Goals: Join the police force
Job: None
Money: Enough to get by
Realistic Goal: Get fit enough for Police force (too skinny)
>> Anonymous
Age: 21
Education: good highschool grades, 2nd year of Eng Law degree.
Skills: Play guitar, bass, drums. Good at recording bands. Swimmer. Thai boxer. Speak a little Japanese (in b4).
Goals: Get a 2:1 degree so I can enter a commercial city law firm in London. Get fluent at Japanese, and maybe Arabic/Chinese.
Job: Small home recording studio/none.
Money: None.
Realistic Goal: See goals. + being the best at everything I do, swimming/thai boxing, etc etc.
>> Anonymous
Age: 18
Education: Highschool Grad.
Skills: Writing (I won a couple of contests way back), Debating (won best delegate at Model UN), Calisthenics, Sparring, Public Speaking. I'm also a big history and literature buff and I know a bit of Amateur Survival junk.
Goals: Navy SEALs then politics. LOL WUT right? You guys might see me again one day and never know it.
Job: YMCA Child Care.
Money: Enough to get by.
Realistic Goal: Become a YMCA Lifeguard to practice swimming in preparation for the military. Spend 6 years in the military to pay for college.
>> html !daHTMl3iTE
Age: 24
Education: Bachelors degree, average grade
Skills: Strong motivation and willpower, extreme knowledge of all things web related. Pretty good drinker
Goals: To retire by the time i'm 30, so I can focus on all those things i've been putting off since I graduated
Job: One of several Directors of a Marketing Company
Money: $50'000/year + benefits
Realistic Goal: Get my weight up to 200lbs by Christmas (gain of 20lbs)
>> Anonymous
>>314746
EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME KNOWLEDGE BRAH?
>> Anonymous
>>314789

i heard he eats rocks for breakfast and bullets for dinner
>> Anonymous
Age:22
Education:chef
Skills:heavy drinker
Goals:get a job
Job:none
Money:low
Realistic Goal:maybe get a job
>> anonymous
Age:21
Education: College Freshman, Psychology Major
Skills: computerz, artz, and graphic designz
Goals: Get a decent paying job in the field of psychology, maybe an HR Director?
Job: Behavioral Paraprofessional
Money: not enough
Realistic Goal: Get MOAR fit! Get associates!
>> Anonymous
>>314813
lol this is the best one
>> Anonymous
age: 19
education: emt-basic
skills: hard worker, fast learner, and pretty smart
goals: be a trauma or orthopedic surgeon
job: pizza hut
money: working on it
realistic goal: be a success
>> Anonymous
Age: 20
Education: going into 3rd year at OSU, may change from a biology to Environmental Science major
Skills:Wealth of some useful and large amounts of useless info, SCIENCE!, 10 years of TKD and various cross training, have been told I'm hilarious and very nice, can speak French
Goals: find out what I want to do for a career
Job: TKD instructor
Money: I'm a TKD instructor in college :(
Realistic Goal: Masturbate later
>> Anonymous
Age: nineteen
Education: uh, i failed one semester of community college
Skills: i'm decent with computers but not really very proficient in the whole spectrum. I can draw fairly well... but once again, not really in the grand spectrum. I'm told I write well, but i hate everything i write.
Goals: i guess graduate from devry with some sort of degree. get motivated. get out from under this rock.
Job: night shift at 7-11.
Money: enough to pay for shit.
Realistic Goal: maybe lose some weight and get fit. i'm 5'6 150lbs, and i can't stick to anything for more than a month so i don't work out. Also, improve my IQ. It's 120, but, thats only because my verbal is like 150 with everything else but executive function average. my executive function IQ is like 75. That's just fucking ridiculous. durr hurr.
>> Anonymous
>>315006Also, improve my IQ

I don't think you understand what an IQ is.
>> Anonymous
>>314615
if all you know how to do is run , and lift weights then become a trainer in a gym
>> Anonymous
Age: 23
Education: 3 Years Community college for an aa
Skills: above average with computers, good at weight lifting and nutrition, decently smart
Goals: Get into a job that pays 100k within the next 3 years
Job: 12pm-8pm m-f
Money: 80k+ with benefits
Realistic Goal: get stronger and have more definition
>> Anonymous
>>315043Education: 3 Years Community college for an aa
>>Money: 80k+ with benefits

What do you do for a living?
>> Anonymous
Age: 19

Education: Reasonable A levels in Politics, Maths and Economics (Britfag)

Skills: A good flamenco guitar player, intelligent, professionally qualified scuba diver and I can juggle quite well....

Goals: Become an established Marine Biologist and sort my social life out.

Job: Audio/Visual Installation Tech, off to University in like 2 weeks though.

Money: £1,000~ /month pt.

Realistic Goal: Don't be a recluse at University.
>> Anonymous
Wow /fit/ is the youngest board on 4chan (apart from /b/ of course.)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Age: 22
Education: High school. Undergrad university in Sept 2009.
Skills: Writing. Cooking. Encyclopedic knowledge of fitness/nutrition. Also good at cumming in a girl's mouth before she realizes I'm going to cum and takes her mouth off.
Goals: Become a world-class writer, have abs, have a beautiful wife and straight-arrow children who make me proud, rich enough to hire people who speak English as a first language as housekeepers
Job: None. :) I am funded by the First Bank of Mom.
Money: Little of my own, but not a problem at this point.
Realistic Goal: Right now, the only immediate goal I have set for myself is get down to a low enough body fat that I can see all the major abdominal muscles, so maybe about 8%. I started off at 51% BF. I'm 25% right now.

pic is my goal, and also looks a bit like me (except I'm much more Caucasian looking)
>> Anonymous
>>315154
You're my hero
>> Anonymous
>>315208

Why? :D
>> Anonymous
>>315210
>Skills: Writing. Cooking. Encyclopedic knowledge of fitness/nutrition. Also good at cumming in a girl's mouth before she realizes I'm going to cum and takes her mouth off.
>Goals: Become a world-class writer, have abs, have a beautiful wife and straight-arrow children who make me proud, rich enough to hire people who speak English as a first language as housekeepers

That of course.
>> Anonymous
>>315211

:3
>> Anonymous
>>315216
I'M THE KING OF THE CASTLE. YOU'RE THE DIRTY RASCAL.
>> Anonymous
>>315154
>>315210
>>315216

Premature ejaculation is no skill.
>> Anonymous
>>315154


>I'm 25% right now

haha.. hahahahha
>> Gregarious !zGiYGASnKo
Age: 21
Education: High school
Skills: Adaptability, mathematical work, hive mind
Goals: Nothing yet
Job: Inventory Auditor
Money: $2,000 in debt, haven't had a shift in over a week, etc.
Realistic Goal: Become an English teacher in Japan. Also, lose this bit of fat on my thighs and belly since secondary school. Drop down below 70kg
>> Anonymous
>>315210
actually its because of this

>Job: None. :) I am funded by the First Bank of Mom.
Money: Little of my own, but not a problem at this point.
>> Anonymous
Age: 28
Education: Master's Degree in IT
Skills: Drawing, writing, designing games, algorithms and other abstract systems, some oratory skills, wasting every chance I get in my life.
Goals: To become the omnipotent, eternal overlord of all that exists.
Job: None.
Money: None.
Realistic Goal: To not kill myself tomorrow, nor the day after that.
>> Anonymous
>>31515451% BF

WHAT?
>> Anonymous
Age: 18
Education: Starting my first semester at community college with 15 units...On track to get the hell out of here in 2 years.
Skills: None that really stand out to me...I speak a little bit of French...I really enjoy history so I know a little bit of history....I passed my AP calculus test last year so I guess I'm good in math. I try to believe that I have a good work ethic although it's not really tested that often.
Goals: Short term(within the two years): get a job with more hours, graduate from community college, move out of my parents garage, get admitted into the college that i may want to go to, get a girlfriend (so that we can do it),stay dedicated to my fitness program, become more confident and outgoing.
Long term(after two years):Graduate from college, start a career, start a family, buy a house, do something i love to do.
Job: work as a DJ for a friend's company...play music at parties and school dances
Money: just got paid for two weeks...$150...got 90 in the bank and about 220 in my wallet. gotta go deposit some money.
Realistic Goal: my goals listed above are realistic.
>> Anonymous
>>315154
yea thats actually pretty cool. for myself i'd probably add to that list of skills the ability to come in a girl without her knowing that its about to happen. thats a pretty lulzy skill when you have no condoms.

~ME~
Age: 23

Education: Psychology BA

Skills: Reading (lol). Cooking. Being a minority and not fitting the stereotype of "waste-of-space". Odd collection of knowledge ranging from greek history to biology to programming. Adept at cumming in a girl with no condom before she realizes I'm going to cum and pushes me off. This occasionally applies to blowjobs too.

Goals: Have abs and less than 10% body fat. Have a loving, attractive, understanding wife who respects me and enjoys pleasing me (while still being independent; yes im a picky fucker but is it so much to ask for a woman that wants to give as much as she gets?). Good mannered/not-naieve children who make me proud. Retire before 40. Run several businesses, one being my own home-based business (one i created, not signed up to do).
Job: Document pusher.
Money: Some in a retirement account, some in a checking account. Not enough of it currently.
Realistic Goal: Right now, the most immediate goal I have set for myself is to lose weight. I am medically "obese" based on height and weight and body fat percentage, but i dont look like it at all. I actually look like im in shape. Then it's start working to make myself wealthy as much or more than i work to make others wealthy.
>> Anonymous
>>315223

Not premature. Controlled.

>>315252

Yes. I was morbidly obese and had almost zero LBM. My muscles were seriously atrophied in adolescence because I was taking anti-depressants that affected my hormones, and I got absolutely no exercise whatsoever.

It's taken me almost a year now to lose the roughly 25% of my body weight (in fat), and I'm still going. I have a lot of ruined skin though, and my entire lower torso is a maze of stretch marks. But I figure it'll look neat when they're stretched over hard muscle.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash).
>> Anonymous
Age: 30
Education: Bachelors Applied Science
Skills: I play drums and bass. I sing. I engineer and produce records. Was a 4 sport athlete and amateur(sponsored) skateboarder at one point.
Goals: Run a self-sufficient record label of my own.
Job: Part time server (cliche) and engineer.
Money: $25 an hour.
Realistic Goal: Run a self-sufficient record label of my own.
>> Anonymous
Age:18
Education: Currently in sixthform (britfag equivalent of last year of high school I think)
Skills:Not much really, playing Brawl lol
Goals: Get a girlfriend BAW, save up enough for a squat cage + bench+ olympic weights
Job:None, basement dweller here (well not a basement so much but I don't leave the house very often.
Money:a few thousand pounds, parents will pay for uni
Realistic Goal: get into the friend zone with a few more girls because I'm too much of a pussy/retard to pick up signals
>> Anonymous
>>314615
Age: 19

Education: 12th grade in high school, straight A student at the moment, will be going for a degree in a form of chemistry and physics.

Skills: Teaching, Construction, Lifting, Coding, Arts / Design, Polylingual.

Goals: Nobel prize.

Job: Currently doing construction work after school as a half-time job position,

+ extra cash from coding, making logos, and teaching a few brats extra after school / selling copies of my old/current note books to lower classmates.

Money: Considering my age, the country and the social group I come from, I'm pretty much loaded. But that is mainly because I had to learn how to manage money and I'm not a guy who usually spends a lot, I'm pretty much a Scrooge McDuck.

Realistic Goal: Getting a Habilitation Doctorate degree, while being in my 40s.

Extra question,

Negative aspects: I'm a fairly anti-social geek, who is a complete elitist asshole, the only redeeming feature I have what concerns girls is that have a decently nice body thanks to lifting weights for a few years and a physically demanding job.
>> Theodore Roosevelt
Age:23
Education:communatey colagge
Skills:none lulz
Goals:to snatch 200kg
Job:paramedic
Money:none
Realistic Goal:to snatch 200kg
>> Anonymous
Age: 23
Education: High School
Skills: Graphic Artist, Animator, Computer Technician
Goals: I'm currently 5'7 and weigh 150lbs. My goal weight is 165lbs
Job: Computer Tech and Game tester
Money: I make a little under 3000 a month
Realistic Goal: Going back to school for Information Technology so I can get certified and to complete some college art courses to improve my work.
>> Anonymous
Age:24
Education: College degree in creative arts, currently in Uni studying health and fitness/nutrition
Skills:Good at computers, sports/athletics
Goals: To travel all over the world and do some of the most extreme sports available in extreme conditions (think eco-challenge, would love to compete in one)
Job:Work at a hospital in housekeeping to pay for school.
Money: $18/hour
Realistic Goal: To run full marathons and triathlons eventually, training for them atm.
>> Anonymous
Age: 19
Education: currently going to med school
Skills: i speak spanish fluently
Goals: become a fuckwin doctor, travel a lot, get a gf/bf (im bi lol), be happy
Job: no time for one
Money: whatever my parents give me, they pay for my education, etc.
Realistic Goal: become a fuckwin doctor, have more friends, become more self confident
>> Anonymous
>>314615
>>education:4yrs of community college and still attending

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Oh WOW!
>> Anonymous
>>314615
ITT: People are different and come from different backgrounds.
>> Anonymous
Age:23
Education:Currently attending Aberdeen university in scotland, finishing my fourth year honours in International Relations and Legal Studies. I went to Harvard summer school in 2003 and 2006, in 2006 I got an A in International Law at Harvard. Despite the fact I have absolutely no high school qualifications.
Skills: I can play guitar. Extremely well. I learned to impress a girl I dated for four years. I was going to go to Berklee music college but I decided I couldn't make money in it, or at least that it wasn't a sure bet.
Goals: I'm really not 100% sure, I am toying with the idea of studying international corporate law for a masters and just fucking off to dubai for £150k a year. But I really don't fucking know. I had this idea of working for government agencies given my current skill set and interests but I don't know how realistic this is, especially since I am getting old for that kind of stuff and I can't speak any other language than English...
Job: I used to be a bouncer. But I stopped it about a month ago. It was seriously good money £15/hour for relatively little work, but the potential to get seriously fucked up was there. And at the end of the day, I actually do kinda like my facial features.
Money:Well at the moment I am living in a flat that my mom bought and put in the names of me and my siblings. I am renovating it with my own cash I saved up and since it's in an awesome location we should stand to make some money on it.. My hands are covered in paint from painting the hallway about 20 mins ago..
Realistic Goal:Lose body fat to attain the insane amount of confidence I would have if I did. I am already an overly confident person, I think for the stuff I want to do in the future I will need it. Furthermore, make some serious fucking money would be nice:/ Sweet grammar.
>> Anonymous
>>315869
>finishing my fourth year honours in International Relations and Legal Studies

>in 2006 I got an A in International Law at Harvard. Despite the fact I have absolutely no high school qualifications.

Durrr hurrrr

>I am toying with the idea of studying international corporate law for a masters and just fucking off to dubai for £150k a year

a lot of money man. moar than what the doctor's in this thread will make for sure.
>> Anonymous
>>315887
Yeah I know, it's seriously attractive and within my reach. But it would be a proper sellout on my part as I have practically no interest in that body of law.. I have a year to decide..
My dissertation is on Ballistic Missile Defence, and I was thinking of applying to Northrop Grumman or Lockheed Martin for a job since I'm really interested in that stuff.. But I have no official Engineering or Physics background. Bleh.