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Anonymous
hey /fit/

i brush twice, mouthwash twice, and floss once daily but my motherfuckin teeth are still the same shade of off-white they were when i was twelve and never brushed ever. i don't drink coffee or tea and I don't smoke. Goal is as pictured.

tl;dr: How do I whitened teeth?
>> Anonymous
>>292187
retail teeth whiteners (strips).
dentists can whiten teeth
whitening tooth paste.
>> Anonymous
Go to CVS, get a hair bleaching kit with hydrogen peroxide based 'bleach'. Put some on the end of a Q-Tip, rub it on your teeth. Wipe off after a minute or two. Tada - safely whitened teeth, THE EXACT SAME WAY A COSMETIC DENTIST DOES IT.
>> Anonymous
>>292193

oh shit. trufax?
>> Anonymous
Romans used to swish urine in order to bleach their teeth.
>> Anonymous
>>292196
Yeah. All commercial teeth whitening agents use various concentrations of hydrogen peroxide as the active ingredient. This way you're just getting an industrial grade concentration without having to pay a few hundred bucks to have a dentist rub it on your teeth for you.
>> Anonymous
Maybe it's just genetics. You can have perfect teeth and you'll never have whiter teeth than a celebrity's mouth. That's because they bleached their teeth to an unnaturally white level. No teeth are that naturally white.
>> Anonymous
get some 3% hydrogen peroxide, use it as mouthwash twice a week. Do NOT swallow any of that shit.
>> Anonymous
flourides stain yellow
>> Anonymous
Teeth are not supposed to be completely white. No bones in your body are completely white, that isn't how bones work.

Asking for perfectly white teeth is like asking perfectly blue eyes or perfectly symmetrical eyes. None of it is natural.
>> Anonymous
Your dental hygiene regimen will keep your teeth and gums healthy and cavity free, but that alone won't whiten your teeth. The pictured teeth have probably had OVER 9000 dollars worth of cosmetic work done. But H2O2 will work for some whitening. Just make sure you don't ingest more than trace amounts of it.