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Yoga Class Anonymous
/fit/ I recently joined a yoga club for dee white wimminz. Only problem is that I always have a massive hard-on while im in there from all the spandexed ass and its very noticeable. I tried supergluing my penis to the side of my leg but it doesn't provide a strong enough bond and it tore in the middle one of my stretches. Where can I get stronger glue? Or any tips on covering up.

Pic very related
>> Anonymous
duct tape
>> Anonymous
Kitchen knife & a chopping board...because you wouldn't want to make a mess now would you?
>> Anonymous
Fap yourself to dust before class.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
buy a men's dance belt to hide your thunder

http://www.amazon.com/Capezio-Dance-Belt-5930/dp/B0002R5XTE
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>193169
What the fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>193169
jesus fucking christ dude. what's the story behind this shit?
>> Anonymous
>>193178
oh god i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>193182
>>193178

Welcome to 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>193205
no but seriously, why would someone willingly do that?
>> Anonymous
OP is a nigger...

Get a rope!
>> lolWUT !!kczIJ2wJyBJ
>>193169

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
>> Anonymous
>>193213
maybe he wanted to show how hardcore he is b4 getting a sex change.
>> Anonymous
>>193169
Owwww

*saved*
>> Anonymous
You should join my yoga class it is all women 50+ nothing to cause a hard on there.
>> Anonymous
>>192821
Hey poser, before each session, just say to yourself, "I'm totally out of range. These women would never find me attractive. It'd be pointless to look at them this way because they'd think I'm a creep and call security on me, and I'd probably be labelled a sex offender in the end, and there's no fucking way I'd wanna be a sex offender. Might as well just stay here to get /fit/"

I guarantee you your erection will invert.
>> midnight express !FzAyW.Rdbg
become a eunuch and fulfill all their desires with your MIND
>> Anonymous
>>193228
>>193182
>>193178

LOL. lern24chan