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Okay /fit/, I have an embarassing question that felt wrong to google.
My boyfriend has been hinting at trying anal, and hey, you only live once so I'd like to oblige.
But I'm worried. About the place his weiner is going.
To put my question kindly, without the awkwardness of buying a certain cleaning device at the drug store, how can I make sure this a completley and totally "clean" adventure for my guy? Not to say I don't wash, which I do, but it's not like I stick my hand up my ass in the shower. I just really want to avoid what can be an embarassing situation for me and a scarring situation for him.
I guess pic is related, not me, but I figured I'd show it to you.
>> Anonymous
If he doesn't like shit on his dick, then he shoudln't be sticking it in your ass.
>> Anonymous
nice pic. thanks.
i think an enema is probably your best bet, it's was they use in adult films.
Use LOTS of lube (astroglide GEL) and have him wear a rubber, it's bad enough you'll have lube and shit up in thar, forget his jizz.

also, make him finger himself before he goes into you, so he knows not to get to rough.
>> Anonymous
A hose, some lube, and in 2 minutes your good to go.
>> Anonymous
Poop before hand, clean yourself in the shower or with baby wipes. Stick a condom on him, and you'll be fine. You could always use an enema if you want to, but it's not necessary. The shitting all-over-the-place-thing doesn't actually happen unless you're sick or completely smashed (and even then, not usually).

But really, if he can't handle the fact that there just MIGHT be a tiny bit of poo on the condom, he really should not put his dick where poo comes from.
>> Anonymous
Whatever you do. use a condom. Ive talked this over with my doctor if he goes freeballin. It can cause a urinary track infection! And make sure he washes before stickin it in the pink. That can cause YOU to get a urinary track infection!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>454420
yeast infection too.
>> Anonymous
>>454422
or vaginal bacterial infection. all nasty things.

So yeah, he needs to ditch the butt condom before his dick goes anywhere else, period.
>> Anonymous
Some tips

Use toys (small ones) toys, to get you prepped.

Put yourself in a position where you can control the speed, the thrust, and the depth. Cause remember, it's gonna hurt the first couple of times.

Use lots of lube, and again, tell him to be GENTLE.

And also, if you're having anal sex, stick to only anal sex. Don't try anal sex, then switch to vaginal sex cause then that can transfer the bacteria from your anus to your vagina, which as stated above, can cause infections.

Good luck, and have fun!
>> Anonymous
>>454421
Huh, how about that.
Thanks for a lot of the help guys, I'll make sure he wears a condom and I'll for sure clean thouroughly before it all goes down.
>> Anonymous
try and fine a stream if you'd like

http://www.realraptalk.com/f21/nicole-graves-how-have-proper-anal-sex-101001/
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>>454429
<== Your BF after he sees shit on his dick.

seriously, don't do it w/o a rubber.
And look all of his creepy friends in the eyes next time you see them. If they look at you funny...they know what you've been up to...
>> Anonymous
If you think his asking for your anal is bad, wait until he asks for you to rim HIS ass. If you really love him you'll treat his ass like a bowl of cereal, and dive right in.

Oh yea, increase your fiber intake at least 2 weeks before hand, that'll clean out some gunk thats been building up for a while.
>> Anonymous
>>454435
Haha, duly noted. Luckily we're both pretty private in those matters so his creepy friends don't even get the scoop about our sexcapades.
Just one more question now that I'm curious to previous back door spelunkers, is there a way not NOT let things get messy? I'm going to keep myself clean, and I'm going to ask him to wear a condom, to which I already know he'll oblige, it's not just for his interest of not having to see something like that, but I'd like to save myself a red-faced moment.
>> Anonymous
>>454448
Oh, I don't think it's bad at all. And maybe it'sjust me, but the thought of rimming my boyfriends crack isn't really appealing, I don't even know if I'd let him go near mine if that was the case..
>> Anonymous
>>454460
Hmmm, put a towel underneath you guys?
Try it in the bath?
See if you can find a connection between what you eat and how the shit comes out.

Take nullo.
http://www.nullo.com/
>> Anonymous
If you poop first, shouldn't be a problem, the times I've done anal with a girl (not many) poop on cock has never been a problem.
>> Anonymous
>>454448
>>wait until he asks for you to rim HIS ass
If HE really loves HER, he won't make her do something disgusting like that.
>> Anonymous
>>454411
If you're really worried, just make sure you've used the restroom a while before. Honestly, if it's his request in the first place, he shouldn't mind a tiny bit of mess.
Just... don't let him get carried away, alright? I let mine do that, and now I've got some lovely anal fissures to take care of.
Oh, and make sure there is a large amount of time and cleaning between anal and putting it anywhere else.
>> Anonymous
>>454553

shut the fuck up it feels good and some girl enjoy doing it
>> Anonymous
>>454762
do not want.
>> Anonymous
>>454763

seriously try it, rimming, tongue up your ass and licking and kissing of the base of your cock feels awesome
>> Anonymous
Take a shower beforehand, and put a glove or something on your hand. Stick it in, poke around for a while and get it cleaned out that way. Then have fun after the shower.
>> Anonymous
>>454435
Ha ha! True. I had a friend call me up on the phone horrified. "She.. She pooped on me!" which.. lead to me laughing while he cried a bit. Now he seems to be into taking enema's himself and his girlfriend is worried.*L*
>> Anonymous
>>454765
Taking advantage of your woman and making her do disgusting shit just so you can feel good makes you a fucking prick. She could get really sick too, dumbass.
>> Anonymous
>>454464
Any experiences with nullo? I'm interested in this product, does it work? Any strange side effects?
>> Anonymous
shit was so cash

do not enema, it drys the inside out...also do not use too much lube, what goes in must come out. just rinse real well.
>> Anonymous
>>455119
I use it every day (I posted the message with it).
I really works. I take two a day. It's funny, it turns your shit green and it doesn't smell at all. Really funny.
When I first started, I was taking 3 day and the first time it was bright grass green. Really hilarious.
Get it at drugstore.com for $17 for 135 pills.
>> Anonymous
I'm not sure what this stuff is called exactly or if it's free on the market, but it's this white chalky substance you put in water. Drink enough of it, and you'll eventually piss out of your ass. This is the only way I would ever do anal.
>> Anonymous
I would love to give a girl anal.
>> Anonymous
>>455191
magnezium sulfatis, or something like that, to lazy to google to verify...

i'm a guy and i think rimming is disgusting... dude, you will be kissing her some time later... and her mouth was near your pooper... that is just not right.

Also yeah she can get realllly sick from it

btw my fetish is female orgasm :)
>> Anonymous
Do it in the shower.
>> Anonymous
>>455673
And post pics.
>> Anonymous
>>454411
If you don't want to give yourself an enema, buy douche and douche your ass. Shave your asshole too, nothing nastier than asshair. Brazilian wax ftw.

If you are using enough lube and he isn't being an aggressive dick, it NEVER HURTS. People say it hurts the first time heard that old wive's tale and don't actually know from experience. If it hurts, he is DOING IT WRONG. Use an ass plug or dildo to get yourself nice 'n' stretchy first.
>> Anonymous
Ya know what? I think you should shove a lot of water up your ass. Put a hidden camera up somewhere in the room he is going to fuck you in. And when the time comes, bend over and blow it all over him. That will teach him to never want to fuck you in the ass again. And post the video on /b/ when your done. A lot of sick ass geeky nerds will get off on that shit. (Literally)
>> Anonymous
>>455673
This.
>> Anonymous
as long as you shit before hand you shouldnt have a problem with poo on his dick

unless you take sloppy shits that dont come out all at once
>> Anonymous
OP. If it doesn't feel good don't do it. You don't owe your ugly fuck of a boyfriend a god damn thing.
>> Anonymous
>>455828
This.
>> Anonymous
enjoy your anal prolapse
>> Anonymous
>>455828

Except some awesome rimming
>> Anonymous
>>456332
Unless you're willing to do the same thing to her, no.

Sage for a thread that should have died a long time ago.
>> Anonymous
>>456340

Rimming is awesome both ways, get over you sexual mores you fuddy-duddy
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
i only ever ask girls to do anal as a control thing. once they say yes, usually after weeks of cajolling while in the moment, i fuck em in the ass and that would be the end of it. once they let me in there i no longer have any interest in anal with them, ever.