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Anonymous
20 minutes after downing my glass of 5g creatine dissolved in Diet Rite Cola I noticed that the colors on the wallpaper began to glow and dance like little elves, then swam like fishes along the ceiling. My pulse began to increase...Suddenly I felt myself falling backwards, backwards, down a long tunnel...I was overwhelmed by the smell of cheap Mexican food and felt my hands begin to throb and then, suddenly, they seemed to be removed from my body and float in front of my face...The scent of the Mexican food grew stronger as pure euphoria and oneness with all that is filled my body and all around me...Overwhelmed by a desire to lick anything at all I ran into the street and attempted to perform oral sex on the tailpipe of an incredibly attractive late 1970s Corvette...It was hot...I ripped off my clothing and danced naked beneath the moon, shouting "I am The Slurpee! I am the Hedgehog! I am Burrito Grande!"
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