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GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
Dear /fit/

It has come to my attention that a challenge has been laid down for the fight of the century among the boards and yet /fit/ has yet to give them a challenger. So seeing how we have no one to fight for us I nominate Randy Orton.

Along with being a One Man Dynasty Orton is also known as the Legend Killer and in more than one instance has defeated many powerful people and powerful threads throughout all of 4chan. And even /co/ themselves has referred to Orton as being Super Boy Prime who is a superhero who wants to prove that he is the best hero by defeating all other heroes.

Orton has a giant arsenal of moves to use in this battle such as the RKO, Forearm to the groin, Punt to the head, as well as the ability to cheat his way to victory among many other abilities. He is also a very cunning and smart individual who can always think on his toes and come up with a plan in the heat of battle.

So I ask you all to give your support to get Orton into this battle and show that we will now go quietly into the night, we will not vanish without a fight and that we will give the best damn fight that we have to give. And ladies and gentleman of /fit/ that's not arrogance, it's destiny.

Orton for /fit/ champion.
>> Anonymous
Justice from American Gladiators
>> Anonymous
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>Super Boy Prime who is a superhero
>> Anonymous
blah blah blah
>> Anonymous
>>10231
Justice sucks
>> Anonymous
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this can be our brawler?
>> Anonymous
I vote for Randy.
>> Anonymous
richard simmons
/thread
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10314
Richard Simmons only friend is Richard Simmons.
>> Anonymous
>>10246
you suck. justice is a fucking beast
>> Anonymous
>>10322
Justice is not awesome in the least, if it had to be a Gladiator it would be Wolf.
>> Anonymous
Well, I would've seconded Randy Orton, because he IS the legend killer...but Richard Simmons? Who embodies fitness more than him? Plus, Simmons once bitch-slapped a cage wrestler at an airport for talking shit. Simmons gets my vote.
>> Anonymous
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Shit... Did you see who /k/ has? /k/'s won it...

Orton can't take Putin. He's KGB and has nukes... Maybe Chuck Siddell would be better... Or Pauline Nordin...
>> Anonymous
>>10324

Wolf is a homo. all he does is howl and talk about eating meals/ missing them.
>> Anonymous
>>10336
And what does Justice talk about? Nothing, cause he sucks and gets no mic time.
>> Anonymous
None of this matters because /x/ is gonna win. I mean just look who they have.
>> Anonymous
>>10335
Putin can't use his nukes: The rules are no items, final destination.
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10347
That is very true, but I aint in this to win it. I am in it to prove that Orton can dance with the super powered people of the universe with the lights on bright and hold his own. Plus, he would punch /x/'s choise in his groin. Assuming it has one.
>> Anonymous
COLOSSUS from XMEN

dude is legendary
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10353
Which means Randy Orton would kill him.
>> Anonymous
So /fit/ doesn't nominate Crush? Shame on you /fit/.
>> Anonymous
>>10356
what does a fag with a hillbilly name have on him?
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10362
He's the Legend Killer, which means all legends are powerless against him.
>> Anonymous
I hail from /v/ and I say we forfeit. Who the fuck chose Kirby?
>> Anonymous
A lot of those people in the fight are legendary power houses so Randy gets my vote. Esspecially if Legends are powerless against him.
>> Anonymous
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Kazushi Sakuraba
>> Anonymous
>>10377
He would be a great fighter but against heroes I don't know.
>> Anonymous
>>10377

Predator, he's a mis/fit/ from space
>> Anonymous
>>10383
I think /co/ has ownership of him thought since they have a lot more comics based on them than there are movies.
>> Anonymous
>>10383
OH SHI-
>> Anonymous
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ok, how about... Genki Sudo
>> Anonymous
tony jaa?
>> Anonymous
>>10388
I think Carlos Newton would be better than him.
>> Anonymous
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John Cena. Because he'd OVERCUM DA ODDZ against Cthulhu and Jim Ross would have a BAH GAWD orgasm.

I hope /sp/ nominates Dreamer/Austin/Stevie/etc
>> Anonymous
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Kid Yamamoto
>> Anonymous
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BRUCE LEE, BITCHES!!!
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
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Here is your winner with 3 votes and /fit/ champion:
RANDY ORTON

Because I told you people that John Cena is nothing but a memory and that I will remain champion for a very, VERY long time.
>> Anonymous
>>10413
second'd
>> Anonymous
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shame on you /fit/...
>> Anonymous
>>10413

or chuck norris or jackie chan or will smith
>> Anonymous
Matlock.
>> Anonymous
have u seen him punch. It's so quick, it's like a 93 year old ninja.
>> Anonymous
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Charles Fucking Atlas
>> BrawlChan !AU6fmjdpzc
Final Answer? (plus favorite picture)
>> Anonymous
>>10462
for suth
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
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>>10463
Randy Orton
>> Anonymous
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Either Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee.

Others need not apply.
>> Anonymous
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>>10475
That picture sucks, use this one.
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10481
Either pic works but I prefer this one:
>>3155771
Brawlchan make that one it if possible.
>> Anonymous
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>>10462

Jack Palance could kick Atlas' ass.
>> BrawlChan !AU6fmjdpzc
>>10475
do the rest of the /fit/ness geeks agree to Orton?
>> Anonymous
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>>10463
Atlas. He learned his excersize routine from male lions, and there's a freaking stature dedicated to his physique still standing in New York. He's the World's Most Perfectly Developed Man, and he started out as a literal 98 pound weakling. Plus, he has -three- chicks in that picture. There is no other choice!
>> Anonymous
>>10462

The fucking original!
>> Anonymous
>>10488

no
>> Anonymous
Green did give a lot of good reasons for Orton, so yeah I would place my bets on the man.
>> Anonymous
MAGNUS VER MAGNUSEN
>> BrawlChan !AU6fmjdpzc
2 votes for Orton.
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
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Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris are both great men indeed and probably better, however they are both also legends. Which means Orton would kill them.
>> Anonymous
Orton doesn't have anything to do with being fit. He has everything to do with wearing panties in public while performing some latent homosexual soap opera ballet.
So, he should brawl for /v/
>> Anonymous
LEE
>> Anonymous
I think you are all just mad because Orton has what you all will never have: Great looks, great body, money, fame, woman. etc...
>> Anonymous
Chuck Norris? Seriously?

Fuck, I didn't realize I had a DeLorean with time travel capabilities.
I could have sworn it was still 2008.
>> Anonymous
>>10496

That's actually the samefag.... counts as one.
>> Anonymous
>>10503
two dicks in his mouth at once
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10509
Hehe, I must admit that did make me laugh.
>> Anonymous
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>>10506

The spacetime continuum doesn't apply to Chuck Norris.
>> Vst
How much pot I got to smoke before I think Orton whoever that nameless fuck is could beat Chuck?
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10514
Well Chuck Norris is a great man and would beat most any man except that he is a legend and when going against the Legend Killer he stands no chance.
>> Anonymous
Angelo Sicilano was not what most people would consider a physically beautiful person. He was a skinny Italian immigrant who was pushed around by other boys - a veritable 97-pound weakling.

One day he decided to change his life and transformed himself into Charles Atlas.
One day while at Coney Island, New York, accompanied by a young lady, Angelo was accosted by a bully who literally kicked sand in his face. A few days later the humiliated Sicilano found solitude in watching the animals at the local zoo. He curiously watched the lions as they stretched and noticed that as they stretched, their muscles bulged and rippled. After thinking for a while he surmised that imitating the lions motions might help him add muscle and strength to his own body. After developing a series of exercises, Sicilano was walking around Coney Island again and saw a statue of Atlas, the Greek god. He decided to take on a new name to match his new body and became Charles Atlas.
>> Anonymous
Atlas' strengthening methods were based upon the concept of pitting one muscle against another or against an inanimate object. What he observed with the lions was them performing isometric exercises and he decided to label his methods dynamic tension - this would soon make him famous.
In 1922 Atlas entered a competition at Madison Square Garden and was awarded the title "World's Most Perfectly Developed Man." He soon found himself in demand as a model for artists and sculptors. So popular was he that his physique was depicted in statues of George Washington in New York's Washington Square, Alexander Hamilton in front of the United States Treasury Building in Washington, D.C. and the Archer in the Brooklyn Museum as well as more than 75 others around the world. After fielding question after question about how he revamped his body, Atlas decided to market his techniques to others. He teamed up with another young entrepreneur named Charles Roman and the two soon found a pot of gold. They came up with a marketing campaign revolving around a character named Mac (who, not surprisingly, was based on Atlas.) After a bully kicks sand in Mac's face, Mac swears revenge, purchases the Charles Atlas program kit, becomes muscle-bound and defeats his adversary.

Over the next fifty years, Atlas and Roman would sell millions of units of the course, receiving positive responses from clients and the medical and health and fitness communities. Atlas continued to appear and perform for the public, demonstrating feats of strength well into his sixties (including one stunt in which he pulled a 145,000 pound railroad car more than 120 feet with a rope. He taught students around the world including Joe DiMaggio, Rocky Marciano and Robert Ripley and impacted the health of generations to come. Atlas died in 1972 at the age of 79 and is still considered "the World's Most Perfectly Developed Man."
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10519
>>10521
Wow he does sound like a great man in fact he even sounds like a legend and it seems that he is also dead. So it would seem that Orton already got to him
>> Anonymous
>>10522
but he did not die of anal rape or even dry humping so it must have been of old age
>> Anonymous
>>10513

Oh I get it now! These are the YTMND forums disguised as 4chan. Wow, you guys sure are clever!
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10524
So you think. ;)
>> Anonymous
it doesn't matter. everyone will be crushed under the monstrosities that /gr/, /wg/, and /w/ will release upon us
>> BrawlChan !AU6fmjdpzc
Can we have some sort of conclusion that doesnt come from GreenKata?
>> Anonymous
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>>10521


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I AM WORLDS MOST PERFECTLY DEVELOPED MAN!
>> Anonymous
Takeru Kobayashi. He will eat /ck/
>> Anonymous
Randy Orton
>> Anonymous
RKO RKO RKO RKO RKO RKO
>> Anonymous
>>10532

It's as simple as this.

Imagine an actual brawl amongst the charachters depicted here.... who do you think would win?

BRUCE LEE
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
You hear what the people want BrawlChan so be a great person and do thr right thing.
>> Anonymous
I admit, Bruce Lee would edge out Matlock.
>> Anonymous
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There is only one true answer.
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10542
But it's not an actual brawl, it's a brawl on a universal scale.
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10547
What is that from?
>> Anonymous
>>10552
?_?
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10555
I mean it looks familiar from like and old Nick show or something.
>> BrawlChan !AU6fmjdpzc
>>10548
Cthulu vs Q vs Amazo vs Level 1 Commoner vs LHC vs Putin vs etc etc etc
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10562
Level 1 Commoner will jack up Cthulu.
>> Anonymous
>>10547
This. This is /fit/'s god. Pick Artie or lose.
>> Anonymous
>>10571
I don't think this man could win, i mean what are his powers?
>> Wrestling Is Gay
I say we end this faggotry and just give the Green baby what he and his few fags want. Just give them Orton so this shit can end.
>> Anonymous
>>10577
Are you fucking serious? You don't know ARTIE, THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD?
>> Anonymous
>>10587
Fuck that, we don't pander to fucking tripfags. Artie for brawl.
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10587
Ouch man, that hurts.
>>10588
>>10591
I could care less who he is, cause apparently he's a legend as being the worlds strongest man which again means Legend Killer > Legend.
>> Anonymous
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Fucking Mestre Cobra Mansa.

No one alive is more awesome than him.
>> Anonymous
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>> BrawlChan !AU6fmjdpzc
Final decision. Artie or Orton?
>> Anonymous
>>10593
That looks like the guy who sits at the corner of my street begging for handouts.
>> Anonymous
>>10592
No, he's not a legend, so you can't use that bullshit response.

Brawlchan, ARTIE
>> Wrestling Is Gay
>>10595
Just give him Orton cause if we don't you know this shit won't end.
>> Anonymous
>>10599
Nice try, Greenkata. Artie for /fit/.
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10598
Then if he aint a legend he don't deserve to be in the fight so fuck you and every fat nerd who looks like you.
>> Anonymous
>>10597
He's a Capoeira master that has an awesome personality and is still at the top of his game despite his age.
He started out as a poor kid selling things on the street to someone well respected.

He's kinda like a guy you can't hate.
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10602
Dude, I don't know about this guy but he looks like an awesome person.
>> Anonymous
Satoru Sayama, the founder of Shooto.
>> Anonymous
>>10601
Cry some more.
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10606
I will do whatever it takes and if it means to cry I will, so your insult doesn't work.
>> Anonymous
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Here's your /fit/ savior faggots.
>> Anonymous
This whole thing is stupid, just pick someone and get this thread out of /fit/
>> Anonymous
>>10610
Yeah how about No.
>> Anonymous
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/fit/, what about Taimak? He's the Last Dragon.
>> Anonymous
>>10587

PROTIP:

GREEN AND HIS FEW FAGS ARE ONE AND THE SAME PERSON.
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
Well for good or bad end I still pick and will always pick Orton. So that is where I stand as I am sure you are all aware and don't care.
>> Anonymous
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>>10577

HE CHOKES A BITCH
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10618
He is a bitch.
>> BrawlChan !AU6fmjdpzc
Goddamnit, chose 1 already. Or I do what I refused to do in /co/ and flip a coin.
>> Anonymous
>>10619


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!

FAGGOT BABY WANTS HIS BOTTLE?
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10627
In all honesty BrawlChan, I ask you to pick Orton because if it weren't for me coming in here and starting a big fuss about who gets picked none of these people would have cared and none of this would have ever happend. So I throw my last horse into the race so to speak and ask that you kindly pick Orton.
>> Anonymous
>>10627


Just fucking pick Lee.... he's the only guy mentioned who can actually kick everybody's ass.


For fucks sake.
>> Wrestling Is Gay
Get this crap out of here already. This is /fit/ not /bitch/
>> Anonymous
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LEE
>> Anonymous
>>10627
Brawl, just pick Artie. Everyone who picked Orton was Greenkata under different names, while Artie has legitimate votes.
>> Anonymous
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The strongest man in the world.
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10636
Thing is though Lee is a great man but he's also dead and a legend. And this is a fight against superheroes.
>> Anonymous
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BRUCE LEE
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
You can all say what you want to say, I have said what I need to say and you do not agree with it that is tough but in the end Artie is a bitch ass nigga and will never win the fight against those legends that the other boards have picked.
>> Anonymous
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>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
But see if I had to pick someone who wasn't Orton it would come down to Lee or Norris and I would pick Norris cause well he's Norris.
>> Anonymous
>>10640

jesus christ stop rehashing the same stupid fucking statement
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10646
Ah quit your bitching hermi, if you don't like what I say you don't have to read it.
>> Anonymous
Bruce Lee got five votes. Let's just go with him and get this thread out of /fit/.
>> Anonymous
>>10647

Whatever bitch.

Hey everybody... let's pick a fake fighter from a fake sport.... yeah... that'll really work.

It's like calling Dr. House for an appointment.
>> Anonymous
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Me.
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10651
I agree lets just end this cause in the end Bruce Lee is gonna get his ass kicked and won't even make it past round one and than you idiots will see who was right.
>> Anonymous
in for Bruce Lee
>> Anonymous
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TAKERU KOBAYASHI
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10653
Blah blah blah blah BLAH
In the end your dick is feeble, you're a fat sweaty nerd behind his keyboard and you'll never be able to find your own dick without paying a midget one dollar to find it for you.

Because you are weak and will never compare to MISTEEEEEEEEEER KENNEDY
>> Anonymous
>>10644

who?
>> GreenKata !50dhoCNYvA
>>10653
Kennedy
>> Anonymous
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What about me?
>> Anonymous
>>10659

Ohhh somebody got BUTTHURT.
>> Anonymous
>>10663

HOLY SHIT!
>> Anonymous
>>10663

We have a winner!
>> Anonymous
>>10663
It kinda scared me when that bastard started getting buff.
>> Anonymous
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/thread
>> BrawlChan !AU6fmjdpzc
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Too late, Bruce Lee included in the roster.
>> GreenBAWWWWWWWWW
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GREENKATA FAGGOT?

THIS BOARD IS LIKE A DAY OLD, WHY DO YOU ALREADY HAVE A RESIDENT RETARDED TRIPFAG?

EVERYTHING HE WROTE SOUNDED LIKE A FUCKING 10 YEAR OLD: "BAWWW BAWWW PLEASE PICK MINE HE IS THE BEST, PLEASE PICK IT OTHER TRIPFAGS"
"IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY DON'T READ IT!"
"FINE CHOOSE WHO YOU WANT, YOU WILL SEE I WAS RIGHT"

BUTTHURT MUCH? GO BACK TO PRIMARY SCHOOL YOU FLAMING FUCKFENCE. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A MILLION COCKS.
>> Anonymous
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How haven't we picked Chuck Norris?

He's the perfect /fit/ representative. He was the Professional Middleweight Karate champion 6 years running, has been selling the Total Gym for years, and... is fucking Chuck Norris.
>> Anonymous
>>10706
It can be changed.
>> Anonymous
>>10735

lol go away greenkata
>> Anonymous
>>10736
Who does Green even want? IMO its between Atlas, Chuck, Lee, and Zishe Breitbart.

Info on Zishe Breitbart.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zishe_Breitbart
>> Anonymous
>>10734

Seconding. The fact that he fits in perfectly with this board makes it make sense.
>> Anonymous
It's over, Cthulhu wins...
>> Anonymous
>>10706
/jp/ chose Hard Gay you faggot.