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HELP ME Anonymous
Holy fucking shit, please help me /fit/,

I was taking a shit and I felt my ass leaking blood, looked down into the toilet and it there was a lot of blood. I didn't feel any pain, and I still don't, but there is blood coming out of my fucking anus. I wasn't even struggling to shit, and it wasn't abnormally sized.
What the FUCK is wrong with me? Am I going to die?
>> Anonymous
I'm so sorry, you're going to die. People with those symptoms usually only last another 2 weeks.
>> Anonymous
>>466318
I'm not trolling. Please help me, I don't feel any pain, just a strange sensation around my asshole. FUCK.
>> Anonymous
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in all honesty you're probably fine
>> Anonymous
http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=Why+is+my+ass+bleeding%3F
>> Anonymous
>>466320
It was a lot of blood...The toilet paper was dark red. Will it go away on it's own? I'm scared, /fit/.
>> Anonymous
>>466323
Call a fucking doctor you moron...
>> Anonymous
>>466326

Yeah you should molest a doctor you moran
>> Anonymous
>>466326
>>466328
It's 2 AM in the morning, that's why I'm asking here. ;_; BAWW
>> Anonymous
Do you not have a fucking hospital that is open at 2 Am? It sounds like you legitimately should see a doctor. Get your ass in the car, and get yourself checked out.
>> Anonymous
>>466337
Put towels on your seat so you don't fuck up your car's upholstery while your at it.
>> Anonymous
shove a dildo in your dick
>> Anonymous
Dark red indicates bleeding in the intestinal tract. Doctor. NOW.
>> Anonymous
Dude, a hemorrhoid popped. My ex had this happen several times, and each time she went to the doctor, it was a hemorrhoid. There is a lot of blood and no pain. If you're worried, see a doctor. But you're fine. Change your diet or something pussy. Stop eating so much fiber.
>> ex
I couldn't help but laugh when i read this post.
>> Anonymous
>>466363
Or stop having anal sex.
>> Anonymous
It's internal hemroids (not even gonna try to spell it correctly). Same shit happened to me and it freaked me the fuck out. No pain, no huge turds, nothing, just a lot of fucking blood. Stick your finger in your ass, like stick it way the fuck in there. Feel those tiny bumps? Go out and buy some preperation H and spread it on them.

How you got hemroids is a different story, but either way they're nothing to be alarmed about. Just fucking clean your asshole before you use the prep H, take a shower before if you can. Do this daily for a week and it will stop.


You are basically slicing your hemroids open every time you take a shit, agitating them and infecting them with fecal bacteria in the process.