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Michael Phelps
Sup /fat/

Just checking in to make sure you're worshiping me as you ought to.

Talk to you later, I have to eat 5 pizzas and then polish my gold medals.
>> Anonymous
>>283614
i'd polish your cock if you know what i mean
>> Anonymous
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michael phelps true form.
>> Anonymous
>>283614

I'd eat 5 of your cocks if you know what I mean.
>> Anonymous
>>283614
Sup /fat/

Just worshiping to make sure you're checking in as you ought to.

Talk to you later, I have to eat 5 gold medals and then polish my pizza.
>> Anonymous
>>283696
>I'd eat 5 of your cocks if you know what I mean.
Ah yes, Phelps has a Cthulhu crotch. It's one of his anatomical quirks that gives him such an advantage over his peers.
>> Anonymous
>>283658
no, what do you mean?
>> Anonymous
>>283729
Like a propeller?
>> Anonymous
Hi Phelps.

Why don't you close your mouth when you pronounce S's? Didn't your mom put you in speech class or was it always just swimming?
>> Anonymous
Phelps is the ultimate butterface
>> Anonymous
>>284296
i dont think men can be a butherface
>> Anonymous
doesnt butterface mean good face bad body? cuz
>> Anonymous
>>284382
lol

"she's hot, but her face..."

troll less fag
>> Anonymous
>>284067
It's because he's gay. He can't come out because of all of the media attention on him, but he sure can act like the faggiest fag in the world.