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Anonymous
What exactly is the Subway Diet and does it really work?
>> Anonymous
Only eat trains.
>> Anonymous
put your legs under a train
>> Anonymous
eat only vegetables, bread, and lean meat

finished.
>> Anonymous
Will it work? Yes, though obviously with exercise.

What Jared did was wake up at 11:00 AM, and therefore not have breakfast. He'd then go and get lunch, which was a six inch turkey breast of wheat (of course, no bullshit sauces or cheeses). For dinner, he'd have foot long veggie sub and baked Lays. For exercise, he'd walk around a lot.

Of course, he used to eat 10,000 calories a day before, and he did restrict his calorie intake by a lot. But, yeah, any diet with less calories than what you normally eat with exercise will get your weight loss.
>> Anonymous
>>68182
Did he have a job?
>> Anonymous
Yeah, he marathon-fucked your mother, just like every other dude on the block.
>> Anonymous
>>68187
T'was a college student at the time.
>> Anonymous
>>68193

T'was stands for "it was" not "he was", you silly t'wat.
>> Anonymous
>>68196
Ok then... E'was a college student at the time.

Happy?
>> Anonymous
>>68203

Sure, if we're in a fucking Dickensian novel. Archaisms don't make you sounds smart or unique, they make you sounds like a fatfuck LARPer.
>> Anonymous
>>68204
What's a larp?
>> Anonymous
>>68212

Go ask /tg/.
>> Anonymous
>>68212
the exact opposite of a waif
>> Anonymous
Jared was a tool. Those subway sandwiches ate his soul. He became a dried cardboard puppet, like many fat people who become thin, he has no personality, which led to loneliness, which is why he overate in the first place.