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Anonymous
Sometimes during classes and on hot days its like my ass sweats or something so that when i stand up from my seat theres a disgusting wet patch on it. How can I stop this from happening?
>> Anonymous
maxi pads
>> Anonymous
diapers
>> Anonymous
in all seriousness?
>> Anonymous
STOP BEING FAT.
>> Anonymous
manpons
>> Anonymous
DEY SEE ME TROLLIN'
DEY HATIN'
>> Anonymous
>>24515
wow, this exact same thing happens to me
>> Anonymous
Sometimes, out of nowhere, there would be this irritating itchiness that goes around my butt cheeks - never my asshole or crotch, just the butt cheeks.
This usually happens in class, so I can never have both hands reach in and scratch myself, since that would require half a minute or so.
>> noko
The wet patch on seat thing happens to me too.. and I'm 120 lbs, so I'm not fat.
>> Anonymous
stop drinking too much beer
>> Anonymous
shave your asshair; switch to boxers; wear shorts not pants; drink less water; etc
>> Anonymous
wear another cotton layer to absorb it?
shift around in your seat to get air in there?
>> Anonymous
Its just hot, your body is responding to that and sweating. Is there a problem with your body doing its job? You could dehydrate yourself (really bad).

If you are concerned that its over the top, you could see a doctor about hyperhidrosis, but that is very extreme and you literally DUMP sweat out of your glands. It gets cured with botox.
>> Anonymous
Lol swamp-ass.
>> Anonymous
In social situations it may be acceptable to place a panty liner in your clothing to absorb excess wetness from man sweat.
>> Anonymous
>>25367

Oh lawd imagine landing a girl and forgetting it's in there. Sounds like a teen movie.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit this happens to me too!

Only with me, I get huge ass sweat whenever I need to take a dump. It's pretty bad. When I feel the need to poo coming on, I have to do it immediately or else I get a large, embarassing wet mark in my pants. I have no idea why my ass sweats so much when I feel like I gotta poop.
>> Anonymous
>>24565
clean thoroughly in shower
>> Anonymous
this happens in the class after PE, for me.

just slide your ass when you stand up. the pants scrape up almost all the sweat. (make sure nobody is looking).

another thing is to put your backpack on your seat instantly after you stand up. that or a jacket. works like a charm
>> Juggy
>>24565
DUDE ME TOO!!
It's the most impossible thing to sit there in class with a straight face while all you want to do is get out of your seat and tear into your ass like there's no tomorrow. Hasn't happened to me in a while, but I do think it's related to moisture.

The whole sweat marks on the seat thing happens to me too. I work out in the mornings, and for the rest of the day I leave a sweat mark in every seat I sit in, regardless of whether the rest of my body is sweating or not.
>> Anonymous
ITT: fatties?
>> Juggy
>>25857
6'1, 200lbs, and low body fat.
Hardly fat, and I'm meticulously clean.
I just assumed my metabolic rate is increased and thus has to work harder to regulate temperature.

Like that other guy said, it's just your body doing its job.
>> Anonymous
Eh, used to happen to me when i was fat, and wore certain types of pants. just do the ass-slide thing that>>25836suggested.

Also, no-one will ever look at your seat after you get up and notice sweat on it. That would be weird
>> Anonymous
This is why I only wear black or dark shorts when I know I am going to start sweating. Otherwise, I will have a giant sweat line right down the crack of my ass on my shorts.
>> Anonymous
>>24565
ME TOO
>> Anonymous
honestly, put antiperspirant on your ass.