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Anonymous
holy fucking shit.

how awesome is this....

Im 19 years old, i just got a job at Target doing the overnight stocking shift (4am to 12noon) and ive sutmbled upon some awesome cardio/weight lifting there. I basically get paid to work out for 8 hours. One of my friends who works with me bought a pedometer and yesterday he registered 5 miles of walking while working. also for the first 4 hours you are lifting heavy ass boxes. Ive been eating whatever the fuck i want and I still lost 9 pounds since i started. This really boosted my whole new healthy lifestyle because before this i was kinda losing on my diet and gaining some of the 30 pounds i lost back.
>> Anonymous
I squat crates of potatoes at work.
>> Anonymous
dont get a hernia
>> Anonymous
>>336288
hernias are a myth
>> Anonymous
I got this at my job, walked so fucking much, Shit was awesome.
>> Anonymous
i used to stock at walmart. shit sucked. i lost like 10lbs but i cant do night shift.
>> Anonymous
People loving jobs that most people would hate makes me very happy
>> Anonymous
>>Ive been eating whatever the fuck i want
fatty say whut
>> Anonymous
Hey buddy!

I work at a register at Target so i just stand still for four hours per short shift.

Stand there for eight hours with two breaks in between for a long shift.

So far I've discovered I can tense my buttcheeks independent of one another and make them dance, same as my pecs and I can flex my cock so hard that it looks like I have an erection. Sometimes I even push the cash drawer closed with my dick.

LIFE IS GOOD.
>> Anonymous
>>336285
I need me one of those. I'm a full time student so I pay other people thousands of dollars so I can sit and do basically nothing all day.
>> Anonymous
>>336305

true, but that job wouldn't suck too bad. customer service rep is fucking terrible and i would never think about that again
>> Anonymous
I've meaning to get a physical job like this.

Hey OP could you share more experience on your job?
>> Anonymous
I used to work a job where I would move crates of magazines all morning (heavy shit) and I lost a ton of weight when combines with my normal diet/exercise.
>> Anonymous
>>336285
Aye i work replen at kmart and sometimes storeman for anywhere 5-9 hours 5 days a week, my muscles have grown a fuckload since i moved from the registers. Lifting boxes/pallets ftw.
>> Anonymous
>>336319
ahh dang i lol'd
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>336474
>>336474
>>336474
>>336474
>>336474
VIRUS!
>> Anonymous
>>336285
cool story bro'
>> Anonymous
>>336442
don't do this shit on purpose

just don't

i've been in construction for 2 years and was a cart pusher for 2 years before that and i would fucking stab someone for a desk job
>> Anonymous
I work at the lumber-yard in Home Depot. I just lift heavy shit for hot soccer moms all day.

I wear a carhartt jacket everyday, dickies work pants, boots, and aviators.

I'm more of a fucking man then you'll ever be.
>> Anonymous
>>337375
OH REALLY? WOW THANKS, THEY ALMOST GOT ME BUT THANKS TO YOU I NOW KNOW BETTER.
>> Anonymous
>>337745
I wrestle bears in the polar savannah, your point is invalid.
>> Anonymous
>>337745
You and your neckbeard.

SO jealous.
>> Anonymous
>>337781
I actually have sideburns, lol.
>> Anonymous
I've worked in a similar job for about a year and a half. I have some wicked legs now.
>> Anonymous
>>337772
>I wrestle bears in the polar savannah

Greco-Roman, or freestyle?
>> Anonymous
>>337822
The former.