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Anonymous
Ladies!
I know you feel like you need to assert your presence in every form. I know you feel like you *must* alert everyone to your filthy, stinking hole, that no internet forum can remain ignorant to your biological sway in gender.
Guess what? You're wrong. Nobody gives a shit that there's a girl on the internet. Actually, that was a lie. We do give a shit, and we hate how blindingly retarded and obnoxious you are.
We're expected to worship you just because you have a VAGINA and an opinion. PROTIP: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. Your VAGINA earns you nothing. It does not earn you respect, sexual worship, a higher place in society, or our attention. Being an interesting human being does. Also, your opinion will continue to mean jack shit to me or anyone else until you can conduct buisness without mixing your gender's war on independence on it.
Until you can co-mingle with your internet brothers without having to be a stupid, stuck-up cunt and make a big hissy fit, just get the hell out. If you *INSIST* on making your gender known to an anonymous, unbiased, and uncaring party, prepare to be told to MAKE BARE YOUR BOSOM or you will be shown the door with great haste. If you insist on letting us know how powerful yet feminine in design you are, prepare to be told "WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT, SHOW US YOUR TITS."
Fuck your oppression and need to 'stand out' from man's oppressive, cruel reign over you. If you insist on making a big deal of your gender, make bare the only reason your gender's worthwhile. Nobody else posts and goes, "Hey guys I'm a boy and by the way I just had this question." It's, "Hey guys, if you could have sex with Optimus Prime or Jesus Christ, who would it be?" No mention of gender. Get with the program.
And fuck it, if I miss females I can draw lipstick on my hand and call it rebecca.
tl;dr, GTFO.
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