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Anonymous
Retroviruses kick ass. Most of our DNA is made up of retroviruses that decided to join us permanently.

I honestly think HIV is beautiful. It stops every drug, sets down a main base in communities nobodys cares about like gays and drug dealers, and uses them to grab the rest of us. No human being could ever create something so elegant, so immortal, so beautiful. I would be flattered to share my body with something that killed more than 20 million people.
>> Anonymous
would you be flattered to share your body with Stalin?
>> Theodore Roosevelt
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The real question is whether or not it can infect Madagascar.
>> Anonymous
You want Black Death?
>> Anonymous
Anthrax > HIV
>> Anonymous
>>320310

fuck i hated that miniclip game
>> Anonymous
>>320309
I lol'd
Anything nature can do, we can do better.

>>320310
/r/ copypasta of madagascar
>> Theodore Roosevelt
>>320350

Hey Diseases,

My name is Madagascar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lethal, undetectable viruses who spend every second of your day looking for ways to spread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any deaths? I mean, I guess it's fun spreading to most of the world because of your low visibility, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wasting evolution points on increasing your heat, moisture and cold resistance to level 4.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I’m the fourth largest island in the world, and only have one port. What symptoms do you have, other than ‘fatigue’ and ‘sores’? I also get no reports of infections, and have a banging hot port (She just shut down; Shit was SO closed). You are all faggots who should just be vaccinated. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: it's me and my port.
>> Anonymous
>>320378

Port's closed due to pandemic.
>> Anonymous
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>>320378
Hey Madagascar,

Fuck you.

Pic related, it's me inside of you.