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Anonymous
Okay /b/.

So there I was, sitting naked, just happened to touch my asshole and discovered that when I pinched it I felt a small ball inside the flesh.

I ran to get a mirror and gave myself a check to find a black pimply lookin thing just about 1/4 of an inch inside my ass.

It doesn't hurt but since i started poking and prodding it it's begun to feel a bit irritated.

Wtf is this, /b/? Is it a hemroid? Can I just pop it? Should I see a doctor?

Please help =[


Pic unrelated
>> Anonymous
OP here.

Just reaslied I called you /b/.
Help me, /fit/!
>> Anonymous
Sounds like piles.
I dont know for sure but that kinda sounds like what i had when i was a kid.
>> Anonymous
>>326349

Fuck ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>It doesn't hurt but since i started poking and prodding it it's begun to feel a bit irritated.
THEN FUCKING STOP!

also: go see a doctor
>> Anonymous
>>326382
I'll wait a day or 2 before I go to a doctor, see if it fucks off.

This sucks lol
>> Anonymous
>>326344
>Is it a hemroid?
Probably. Apparently almost everyone has them/gets them eventually. Nothing you can or should do unless it becomes troublesome on its own (without you fondling yourself that is).
>just happened to touch my asshole
Yeah. Sure.
>> Anonymous
>>326382
>>326393

Thanks for the advice.
>> Anonymous
>Pic unrelated

YAY!!
>> Anonymous
>> just happened to touch my asshole

AHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA
>> Anonymous
OH GOD DAMMIT I JUST FAPPED. NOW I SEE ASS AND WANT TO FAP AGAIN. GUYS I THINK I'M GETTING A SEXUAL ADDICITON. HAO DO I STOP THIS?
>> Anonymous
GTFO SEXADDICTFAG
>> Anonymous
>>326425
I'M SERIOUS I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE PROBLEMS IF I DON'T TURN THIS AROUND.
>> Anonymous
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>>326429
btw David Duchovny is in rehab for sex addiction. fukkin awsome
>> Dr. Heinrick
its hhard not to fap when you see that ass
>> Anonymous
doctorfag here, if you came to me saying that you discovered that thing while you just "happened" to touch your asshole, i would put on a straight face and wait to share the lols with everyone in the clinic.

fuck your patient confidentiality, nigger. im the bess mayne
>> Anonymous
If it is a sort of grey/blue color, then it is just a trapped blood vessel. It will go away by itself in 1-2 weeks. It shouldn't hurt unless you poke it and should feel like a perfectly round, smooth ball.
>> Anonymous
>>326437
WELL THAT'S ALL WELL AND NICE, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO TO STOP THIS SHIT?
>> Anonymous
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>>326344
DAYUM anyone got moar ?
>> Anonymous
1. pop it
2. take pics
3. ???
4. become famous
>> Anonymous
>sitting naked, just happened to touch my asshole
>just happened to touch my asshole
>just happened

wat
>> Anonymous
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>>326537
I think that's EFG Chan, here's the whole set:

http://rapidshare.com/files/144259188/EFGChan.zip

(pic related, EFG Chan)