WHY TEH FUCK IS MY SHIT GREEN ?
because you're a vegan hippie
OH MY GOD DAMIT SHIT FUCK DAMNwhy hasn't anyone given me a sensible answer?
Happened to me once, not a vegan. Nothing bad happened. Just save it in a glass case to show people.
Could be:- chemical dyes (from food that's been colored blue or green)- too much bile- eating a lot of leafy greens
quit eating fruit loops