I need to lose 50 pounds in 5 days, can you help me.pic was related, but i was embarrased, so now its not
>>294579drink water only for the next 5 days. exercise as much as you can on the first day. The rest of the days lie in bed, get someone to bring you water, jug to piss in, etc.
throw up, eat a shitload of fiber (it will help you poop), eat nothing but water, and work your absolute heart out.
liposuction
Cut off your leg that's like 50 pounds right there.
kill youself and let your family sell your organsproblem solved
shave all the hair off of your body, that should drop you down about 2 pounds.
Kill yourself, the maggots and shit will eat your intestines and the pounds will literally melt away!
1. Paint yourself black.2. Go to a KKK meeting.
>>294855in 5 days? i don't think so tim.
Throw up while running continuously all day and don't drink or eat anything.Do this day and night.
Every answer in this thread is win
>>294579>I need to lose 50 pounds in 5 days, can you help me.why in the fucking shit do you have to do that?