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Anonymous
what's the easiest way to hit 5,000 calories and still not have it be super expensive?

I can explain why I need so much, but it mostly involves me sleeping a lot less than normal people.
>> Anonymous
freebirds has a 4k calorie burrito you can get.
>> Anonymous
Peanut Butter and Milk
>> Anonymous
BITCH GET SUM MOTHER FUCKING WAFFLE FRIES
>> Anonymous
CHIPOTLES
EVERY FUCKING DAY FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
>>363163
>>363165

I'M NOT MADE OF FUCKING MONEY
no freebirds where I live
I do love my peanut butter though

KEEP HER CUMMMING
>> Anonymous
You want to turn into a fatty right? hahaha

Any kind of fat is the easiest choice. A lot of calories and some sources of fat are really cheap.
Sugar, relatively cheap.
Just avoid protein, because carbs and fats are cheaper.
Good luck sick fuck
>> Anonymous
>>363150
Peanut butter
Olive oil
cheese
milk
chuck (or any beef I guess)
bread
>> Anonymous
>>363150
fresh white bread, just take a loaf cut off the sides and crush it into a ball
>> Anonymous
FAST FOOD
>> Anonymous
eat meals ready to eat

theres over 2000 calories packed into them

theyre not very filling
>> Anonymous
who are you? michael phelps?
>> Anonymous
>>363443
YES AND IVE DEVELOPED A METH ADDICTION
>> Anonymous
>>363205

Empty calories are empty
>> Anonymous
>>363465
It doesn't matter when he's on meth.
>> Anonymous
5k cals ? You must weigh 115 trying to hit 175 or something. Can you explain why you want so much? Stretch marks are fun and all, but really, I'm 160 going for 175, and I take in roughly 3300/day and am seeing fantastic results.
>> Anonymous
I'm 6'2", 190 currently, I'm trying to gain a little more weight, I'm also training for a triathlon
1. I sleep less than normal, I never sleep more than 7 hours a night(usually around 4-5 hours), unless I'm sick or haven't slept for 3 days
2. I can't sit still ever, much like trying to get a person on meth sit still
3. I have a much higher metabolism than normal. I'm an ex-marine and I was a double ration in boot camp. The other double rations gained weight, I dropped from 160 to 150.
>> Anonymous
Nuts have quite a lot of cals
>> Anonymous
>>364278
can you please explain HOW they determined that you would need double rations?

generally, @ boot they are happy when every1 is losing weight, and you stats dont put you in 'undesirable' territory,

kudos for them noticing. i am in a similar boat to you. if i cant keep it above 4000cal, i shed weight like panties off a 4 dolar hooker.
>> Anonymous
>>364285
not exactly sure, probably a combination of BMI and the way I looked. They want you to lose weight, but if you can see all your ribs, you probably need to gain weight
>> Anonymous
When you're in Iraq or wherever, does the army hire in prostitutes for the soldiers? Or does everyone just go without sex..
>> Anonymous
bacon and cheese covered french fries
onion blossom
4 ground beef patties, 4 slices of ham, 4 slices of bacon, 4 slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, thousand island.

that's about 10,000 calories.