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Anonymous
How do i get an Alpha male's voice?
I'm a skinny 5'10 barely legal anon. I've been squatting for one month. I still don't look like an alpha male, but what if you don't need an alpha male body to have an A.M. voice?

Help me in my quest for obtaining an AM voice, plox, you will benefit from this, indirectly.
Pic related, they dig alpha male voices.
>> Anonymous
smoke a million cigarettes a day
>> Anonymous
What do you mean "Alpha Male" ? Like deep and scratchy?

Whiskey!
>> Anonymous
A manly voice and body will probably get you noticed, but that doesn't mean they'll actually like you.
>> Anonymous
It's a catch 22. You have to be getting laid often to get an AM voice.
>> Anonymous
Fuck it, talk like a high pitched squeaky looser. The girls might dig it, because you're being nonconformist.
>> Anonymous
What is an Alpha Man?
>> Anonymous
>>118232
no girls can resist an alpha male exterior appaerance

>>118236
fucking catch 22. how about i make moaning noises often, is it the same? or masterbate more?

>>118237
how do i get a high pitched voice? :|
>> Anonymous
>>118222

Voice? Start singing opera.
>> Anonymous
What the hell is an alpha male voice? My voice is deep and scratchy all the time and I've only gotten laid once.
>> Anonymous
>>118261
thats not an alpha male voice idiot
>> Asshole !Y05ja5FGDU
My voice was somewhat high pitched after getting out of my teens, cigarettes fixed it, just one of the many awesome benefits of smoking.
>> Anonymous
>>118268

You still haven't said what it is. What I want is the Barry White voice. It's like he's sexing you up with his words.
>> Wheat Thin !wqeQ6aYGs.
>>118271
Tempted to start smoking now. Wait... no fuck you, get out of my head.
>> Asshole !Y05ja5FGDU
>>118276
You can also detect lasers with the smoke when breaking into high tech facilities.. and throw ash at people.
>> Anonymous
>>118274
im talkin about an alpha male voice.. you know a voice that is alpha.
>> Anonymous
Make sure you get a sneak suit though
>> Anonymous
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>>118276
>>118282
Start smoking. I am not trolling. Fucking do it. Smoking is attractive and cool and you might even like it; it's not just a matter of addiction, some people actually do. Fancy that.

DO IT, START SMOKING! YOU WANT TO BE AWESOME AND BADASS DON'T YOU? LIKE TOM WAITS? HE HAS A GRAVELLY MANLY VOICE!

>>118290
I'm sorry, OP. But the best chance you have is to wait for genetic engineering to get into full swing.

Then the doctors can make you genetically superior.
>> Anonymous
talk slower and from your stomach
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>>118307
start drinking wiskey, and get that wiskey voice.

don't start smoking, unless the girl is smoking she seriously won't dig that.
>> Anonymous
>>118352
speaking from the stomach works, but also try lowering your chain, it allongates your vocal cords.
>> Anonymous
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i want a manly voice too. fuck yeah whiskey & smoking here we go
>> Anonymous
>>118377
>>118307
>>118282
>>118271

wait anon, i can't TRAIN, SMOKE and DRINK at the same time! I need to be body optimal for my Squats.
>> Anonymous
move away from the mic to breath
>> Anonymous
a vodka is fine too
>> Anonymous
I've got an alpha male face, but not an alpha male voice.

If by Alpha male you mean attractive. I look 22ish at 18. But I sound 15. Don't sound like a chick or a fag, but it's kind of weak/lame sounding. Not a commanding or smooth sounding voice. Also have bad vocal inflection.

Face and voice don't match.

Then you have my friend, who looks 12 in the face, and sounds like a 40 year old.
>> Anonymous
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Well, if your really want a gravelly voice I suggest becoming the frontman for a death metal band.

2 months later your voice should be pretty perma fucked from all the screaming and will be deeper, raspy and awesome.
Pic semi related (inb4 the best the best the best)
>> Anonymous
>>119018
the ones who do it intelligently actually tend to have excellent voices... it's just done differently than it sounds
>> Anonymous
>>119018
when did foo fighters become death metal?
>> Anonymous
drink wisky and chain smoke cigars

see: tom waits