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Anonymous
Dear /fit/
I just started taking classes of Kung Fu and Ninjutsu. I need to get fit ASAP, need to recuperate my bangin' body for the middle of october. How long do you guys think it'll take me to get super toned? I'll be practicing them every day of the week(yes, even saturdays and sundays)
>> Anonymous
>>330817
>toned
0/10
>> Anonymous
>Kung Fu
lol
>Ninjutsu
0/10
>> Anonymous
wtf is 0/10 supposed to mean???
>> Anonymous
>>330836
only a troll would mention ninjutsu. you fail at trolling so you get a rating of 0 out of 10.
>> Anonymous
>>330840
wtf are you talking about? what is this rating gay ass shit? i'm not trolling, wtf.
>> Anonymous
>>330832

HURHURHUHRUHRUHR BCUZ MMA IS DAT HARDKARR SHYT YEHYEHEYYEHYEH.

Faggot.

To OP: you need to have a rest day. You can't workout seven days a week or your body will burn out. As for getting fit asap? Try doing the basic shit, man. Jog for like forty five minutes in the morning and check bodybuilding.com for some exercise articles. Fuck man, it's basic common sense. Do some light stretching, too.
>> Anonymous
>>330843
can jog, my boobs hurt when i jog, plus i smoke cigarrettes :( (I used to be in the track team in my highschool too btw, but it was a loooong time ago)
>> ­
>>330842
dude, the correct troll response is to simply quit and make a new thread somewhere else, then maybe try here again in a week. There is literally no sense in trying to convince us you aren't a troll, as we already will be too wary to become emotionally invested in your points regardless of what you say. You made way too many mistakes in your original post for use to take you seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>330848
and who the fuck are you, the goddamn spokesperson of the board? if you don't want to answer my original question then fuck off, faggot.
>> ­
>>330851
Hmmmm, another option is for me to not answer your original question AND not fuck off :D
:D
:D
:D
>> Anonymous
>>330817
More like art of failure ammirite?
>> Anonymous
>>330851
DUDE I LOVE YOU, KEEP POSTING

IM LOL'ING SO HARD AT YOUR BUTTHURTDOM
>> Anonymous
>>330843
butthurt ninjutsu "student"
>> Anonymous
>>330847
STOP SMOKING YOU STUPID BITCH
>> Anonymous
everyday of the week? who do u think u are bruce lee? gtfo faggot. nerd with bowl cut and lanky ass faggot with harry potter glasses
>> Anonymous
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ERRYBODY WANNA BE A NINJA
BUT DON'T NOBODY WANNA TRAIN ERRY DAY O' THE WEEK!
>> Anonymous
>>330901
Ninja Coleman fuck yearrr!
>> Anonymous
>>330901
This post made my day still lolling
>> Anonymous
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>>330817
Ninjutsu is lame. Pro wrestling is clearly superior.
>> Anonymous
>>330924

no no no anon, you're doin it wrong. if a post made you lol you have to post something even better to show your gratitude.
>> Anonymous
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Start training under this crazy fucker on Monday...

inb4 MMA IS FOR GAYS AND WHITE TRASH CONSTRUCTION WORKERS

You cannot withstand the takedown.