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Anonymous
I BEG YOU /fit/, train me to be a douche bag so i can get ladies
>> Anonymous
You'll have to wait while I boot up my douchbaggery software. Come back tomorrow.
>> Anonymous
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BE LIKE THIS GUY
>> Anonymous
>>272833

Just hang around /fit/ for a little while longer.

You'll turn into a douche bag in no time.
>> PetBot
You don't have to be a 'douchebag' persay... But here's what you should do:

1. Have an opinion about stuff, and don't be afraid to share it

2. Make decisions, but don't be too bossy! Scenario:

girl - "Where should we go for dinner?"
you - "I think we should go to The Blue Fish, if that's ok with you."

3. Don't compliment too much. Make her want you to compliment her! Make her work for it!

4. Just be assertive! You can do it!
>> JL523 !Je.61Huaqc
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>> Anonymous
Damn...PetBots the....the SHIT!
>> Anonymous
>>272833
DO MORE SQUATS.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>272833
Just like petbot said. You don't have to be a douchebag.
Just be independent
be indifferent
be funny
be socially adjusted.
>> Anonymous
Wanna be a douchebag?

Got collars? If no - fuck off. If yes - POP THE FUCKERS ALL THE WAY.

You respect woman? If yes - fuck off. If no - beat the bitch as soon as you get the chance.

You have money? No? - Fuck off. Yes - buy them shit. It's money they are clinging to anyway. Not you or your personality.

Antisocial? Yes? - get back to basement. No? - talk her shit she wants to hear. They are stupid as fuck and will believe EVERYTHING.
>> Anonymous
>>272889
Im a Luser. WHat does "socially adjusted" mean anywyas? Im not a freakin' english professor im a luser
>> PetBot
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>>272889
NO NO NO NO DON'T BE INDIFFERENT

INDIFFERENCE IS LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN OFF EVERRRRR.

I remember this one guy who was flirting with me for like YEARZ and he was always like "IDK WUT DO U WANNA DO BB" and like "YEAH DAT MOVIE'Z AIGHT" and "YEAH I LIKE DAT BOOK 2" and I was like "rage."

>>272890
Don't listen to this guy, he trawlin'. I'm tryina help you out, buuuuuddy.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>272899
>copy pasta

Most people in this world are ATTACHED to the
outcomes of things. They're constantly worrying
about what's going to happen... and talking about
the future in a fearful, uncertain way.

This type of person always wants to know what
other people think of them, and they're worrying
about what they should do so other people will
like them. Unfortunately, this almost ALWAYS comes
across as INSECURITY.

An INDIFFERENT person, on the other hand, just
goes about life and takes things as they come.

The indifferent person is INDIFFERENT to the
outcome of whatever situation they're in.

If it's a man, and he's approaching a woman, he
will be OK with whatever happens. If she's nice to
him, great. If she's uptight, no problem. If she's
rich, famous, and beautiful... and starts coming
on to him, fine. No big deal.

When you are ATTACHED to the outcome of a
situation, it makes you act all kinds of freaky.
You pause, act nervous, hold back, look for
approval, act insecure... and any of 100 other
unattractive things.

On the other hand, when you're INDIFFERENT to
the outcome, it makes you MAGNETIC. Especially
when it comes to women and dating. Indifference is
the ultimate way to show a LACK of insecurity in
life.
>> Anonymous
>>272899
no, that's called being agreeable.

indifference is when you don't care one way or another if the girl likes you.
>> PetBot
>>272905
The INDIFFERENT man in this copypasta sounds unattractive and wishy-washy to me.

But maybe that kind of forced ~relaxed~ mindset is best for you if you know you're nervous around girls!
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>272915
Better to come off uninterested than come off looking creepy and nervous.
>> PetBot
>>272920
Jesús, show me that pastasauce if you please.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>272924
Its from David DeAngelo.
But however this is what I googled.

http://scalabupress.blogspot.com/2008/05/4-traits-of-cool-guy.html
>> Anonymous
>>272931
I fukken hate magicians
>> PetBot
>>272931
Why have I never seen one of these for girls? D: I MEAN I GET PLENTY OF ACTION BUT I'S JUST SAYIN'
>> Anonymous
>>272946

Lose the muffintop, PetBot. that's the only secret. We need updates pics, btw.

Women don't need "game." A woman can be any kind of psycho recluse and men will go for her, if she's skinny and just naturally attractive. If she isn't, men will still go for her, but they will be more drunk and much less interested in seeing her the next day. Looks are everything, and even then, you've still got a vagina to fall back on.
>> PetBot
>>272965
IT'S A PERMA-MUFFIN TOP ;___;

I've lost 10 lbs since I was really active, but no more photos until I like what I see in the mirror.
>> Anonymous
1)Get abs
2)Get guns
3)Go to a pool party
4)???
5)BITCHES ON YOUR TIP
>> Anonymous
CURLS FOR THE GIRLS!!
>> Anonymous
>>272986
This is simple, yet effective advice. WHOEVER POSTED THIS IS A FUCKIN' TOTAL HERO
>> Anonymous
>>272994

Thank you, good sir.
>> Anonymous
>>272905
The word indifferent is ambiguous and causes confusion. When you use the word indifferent I immediately think of people with no plans or ambition. People who don't have opinions. People who don't care enough to do things. Indifference makes me think of apathy.
>> Anonymous
>>273016
Who gives a shit what you think?
>> Anonymous
>>273069
Oh god i lold, good stuffs.
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>>272877
>> Anonymous
>>272992

thumbs up