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Anonymous
I'm 23 years old. I have practically no friends. I've always had few friends. The older I got, the less friends I had. During college, I kept in touch with several high school friends, but they are now off doing better things with their lives. I don't hang out with anybody. I live at home with my parents and I don't even take out the trash. I have a job, but it's not even considered part-time work. I do the work and go home. I go online. Watch TV. I masturbate to all types of porn except beastiality and CP. I'm not into that shit.

I'm a virgin, obviously. I'm one of those people that can't look you straight in the eye let alone giving a girl eye contact. I have a tendency to stutter and murmur when I talk to people, especially girls. I have no confidence and no self-esteem. I've never even been close or intimate with any girl before. No first kiss, not even holding a girl's hand.

I've come to accept that the rest of my life will just be as lonely. No friends, no girlfriend. Oh yeah, my family thinks I'm a failure too. I'm surprised they haven't kicked me out yet.

It's fucking depressing. My life sucks. Yeah, you can give advice all you want, but I have no balls to follow those advice. I'm a natural born loser and I fucking hate it. I'm a lonely loser in every sense of the word. Your life is better than mine.
>> Anonymous
>>320950
You are like me. The difference is I'm working to change it.
>> Anonymous
Just take one step at a time getting out of your house. I guess it begins with getting a job. Use a motivator to keep yourself in motion (ie. a special girl, your successful friends, a goal) and carry out those steps.

I guess it all begins with getting a job. i dunno lol
>> Anonymous
Startling revelation: there is no practical reason to having friends.
>> Anonymous
stay awake. life is beautiful. tell yourself that you want things things to get better and they can/will. if you don't listen to music or appreciate art, you may want to give that a shot. a Positive Mental Attitude can conquer most any obstacle.
>> Anonymous
You don't have friends. Guess what. Go ahead, guess. Give up? Okay I'll tell you.

There's no actual reason to have friends. Stop being depressed about not having any. Do whatever you want and answer to no one else arbitrary social constructs.
>> Anonymous
>>320955

Are you stupid? Of course there are benefits. Having favours done for you, borrowing money at zero interest, having fun and therefore reducing stress, having a place to stay when push comes to shove, etc etc.
>> Anonymous
OP, post a pic.
>> Anonymous
>>320966
Except he doesn't have the balls to be a real life house.
>> I know moot, lol.
OP here's some advice, change your appearance, as shallow as that sounds, maybe it's the clothes you wear, or the style of your hair, the way you smell (bad), if you shave, etc. or maybe all of the above, but something about your appearance is telling people not to approach you, also have a better attitude, be positive about everything, nobody wants to hang out or talk to someone who's just a fucking idiot who is negative about everything. Be nice to everyone, including fat ugly ass chicks, they all have hot friends who'll talk wonders about you, because you're a cool, nice guy; but don't ever be too nice, you'll always end up in the friends zone, just be sort of a sweet asshole.

Play sports, work out, drink water, go out, etc etc. there's people you can meet everywhere, all you have to do is just go out.

Hope that helps and best of luck, loser.
>> Anonymous
>>320971
>Having favours done for you, borrowing money at zero interest

Both are things that you will be expected to do for them in return, this it cancels the benefit out.

>having fun

If you can't do that without assistance then you just suck dick at life.

>having a place to stay when push comes to shove

They're called hotels.
>> Anonymous
>>320982

> Both are things that you will be expected to do for them in return, this it cancels the benefit out.

Economy isn't a zero sum game. I get a favour from a friend that allows me to do something to put myself in a situation in which I have a surplus to give away. If I didn't receive the initial investment I wouldn't even meet my needs let alone have a surplus to give away.

> If you can't do that without assistance then you just suck dick at life.

How many times have you seen a lonely gamer with a smile on his face?

> They're called hotels.

Hotels cost less money than a friend's spare bed. I have a friend right now who can't get a house until October. Lucky for him I have a spare room. So instead of sleeping in a hostel or something, he can enjoy my pleasant company and sleep in a nice bed. Lo and behold, he makes meals for me, which makes things good for me too.

The whole arrangement is much nicer than the alternative, all because we are friends.
>> Anonymous
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"but I have no balls to follow those advice.:"

Get yourself a gun and some alcohol, my friend.
>> Anonymous
i have like 1 friend in reality. and then i have my family.

i don't make friends because i see a friend as differently as everyone else. a friend is someone who you can depend on, not some douchebag you drink alcohol with.

maybe it's for the good, maybe it's for the bad but i'm fucking lovin' life right now
>> Anonymous
i feel you OP
>> Anonymous
Thanks pussy, you just made my day. Knowing there are people like you out there makes me feel so fucking good, that i take the time to do proper exercise and have healthy foods and look like tarzan. I feel for you man, but i loathe you more. since you haven't got the balls to change anything. You are just going cruise through life. not accomplishing anything. It's a waste of life. they should take it away from you and give it to someone who will actually do something with it. I don't hate you, i'm not angry with you. the only thing i feel towards you is a strong sense of resentment and loathing. you are like the banana peel that has been tossed aside and left to rot in the world.

You have a chance though. you can grow a pair of balls and start making progress, become better than you were yesterday. but i highly doupt you will. seeing what a pussy you are.
>> Anonymous
>>321059

it's true I feel the same way. and probably for a different reason. I used to be like OP and be like, i'll just cruise through life and take whatever do whatever fuck whatever (i'm not a douchebag and sits at home all day, but I used to do whine about being bored). then one day I saw bear mother fucking grylls.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT BEAR GRYLLS, from the first time i saw that mother fucking show I was like that guy is having some fun, i want some fun. So i was like, fuck video games, fuck computers, fuck consoles (sold all my consoles for like half price just to get rid of them) and then I started exercising and shit so I could be like bear grylls.

needless to say, I don't really admire bear grylls anymore but he's still a cool guy.
>> Anonymous
SQUATZ

No seriously, go do something. Like exercise to get a buff body.
>> Anonymous
Try and get a better job and put some effort into changing things slowly. The point is, just start somewhere and get the ball rolling. You can still turn things around, it just takes a little work but if you force yourself to say "FUCK THIS SHIT, I need to improve my piss poor life" then follow your own advice and good shit will follow. I feel bad for you, OP because my life is headed in your direction. Still, just do something about it so you can prove to everyone you are NOT a failure. And really, if you're at least trying no one can beat you down for that.
>> Anonymous
I'm a loser like you OP, but I did have my first kiss at 16. Nothing else.
I have no problems talking with girls in general, I have 3 great friends, a supporting family and I work out.
You might ask; why are you a loser? Let me tell you about my banana penis (it bends madly to the left, not up and down which would be better)...
So unless you have a physical fault or if you got raped in the ass when you were a child you should have no reason to be like that?
>> Anonymous
>>321097

weiner bumps are worse than a bend
>> Anonymous
Thanks. This post makes me feel better about myself.

First, go out and get a job at 40 hours a week. If you can't find a full time job, get two part time jobs.

Then, move out. Being lonely on your own is a vast improvement over being lonely in your parents basement.

Then, get /fit/.

Then, go start doing things that you enjoy.
>> Anonymous
>>321059

Well, you're fucking stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>321102

Depends on the bend and size of bumps, I guess.
>> Anonymous
lulz
>> Tarzan !3GqYIJ3Obs
Might be. But hell i'm so much better than the OP
>> Anonymous
Well, I haven't had a single friend since I was about 14. And I haven't had a good friend since i was about 12, and I'm 18 now.
>> Anonymous
>>321097
girls love bent dicks you moran
>> Anonymous
>>321157
ya you morman
>> Anonymous
start watching cp
you'll get some friends in prison
>> Anonymous
>>320950
holy shit, you better not be me two years in the future.
>> Anonymous
ya CP is good. it'll fix you good