Hey /fit/.. I was at a playground today and slipped on this "jungle gym" thing.. and fell on my balls... the metal bar brushed against the back of my ballsack (I did not get smushed)... So I'm wondering... am I going to be able to have kids? I've already peed and wanked with no problem... but I am worried.Pic related: Very close closeup of my right nut.. the "bruises" are pretty tiny.. (kind of like freckle-sized)And yes, I shave :P
bengay goes on your nutsack.
bump
sorry for the bad picture... it was on a cameraphone... it fucked up everything making it appear worse than it is... I circled the spots that are bruised.
>>185882OP here.. you'll have to click on the picture... I didn't make the "circles" too wide sorry about that!
I used to get kicked in the balls all the time when I was a kid. Pipes are still working. Probably made them stronger. I recommend you squish your balls moar to raise their power level.
>>185890Did you get bruises like me?
>>185892Yeah, it also made my balls like this. It feels like ka bag of worms now, but I still paint the ceiling with my cum near every time I fap so it's all good.
>>185868your balls will be fine once you do some more squats and eat some more protein bars
Note to self: Don't go into /fit/ after surfing /hc/ with a raging hard-on because you might see a thread on the top where some dumbass who slipped off the monkey bars fell and bruised his scrotum and took pictures of it(and it will make you feel gay)
>>185868Who cares if you can make kids or not. Fucking adopt if you simply must have one.
>>185951It's a psychological thing. It won't feel like the adopted kids are part of him, also, who wants a chink or nigger baby? FUCK THAT SHIT!
You most certainly have AIDS.