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I'M SCREAMING RIGHT NOW
!!HUxRhmPO+Zr
>HEY GUYS LAST NIGHT I WAS ROLLING AROUND IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION WITH ANOTHER MAN AND I THINK I MAY HAVE SUFFERED CATASTROPHIC NERVE DAMAGE. INSTEAD OF DOING THE BRUTALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS THING AND GOING TO THE FUCKING EMERGENCY ROOM, I DECIDED TO GO TO SLEEP. IT'S NOW THE NEXT DAY AND SHIT IS STILL NONFUNCTIONAL; AGAIN, INSTEAD OF SEEING A DOCTOR, I'M DOING SOMETHING COMPLETELY IDIOTIC LIKE ASKING THE INTERNET WHAT'S UP WITH THIS
I FUCKING HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT
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