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Anonymous
Hello /fit/, who else has a Geographic/Fissured tongue? Mine is damned near as bad as the included picture.

Also, for anon cumdumpsters, would you be reluctant to kiss me due to my deformity? This is coming from a virginfag.
>> Anonymous
>>323449
oh and as long as you don't have any of the associated diseases (i.e. down's syndrome and what not.)
>> Anonymous
I would not kiss you if your tongue looks like that. Gross.
>> Anonymous
now that, is disgusting, no, i would not, i think, sorry.
>> Anonymous
I'm a dude, and I don't have anything other than a little loss of colour in the middle. I'd definitely go for that in a girl though, it looks fun.
>> sasuke !0nwxxsT8j.
Well mine is not that pronounced. I have the tree shape in the middle of my toungue, but not the holes near the edges. I also have white patches but i think that's because i rarely brush my toungue.
>> Anonymous
>>323447
I take happiness in knowing I'm not a fucking freak.
>> Anonymous
It'd probably be more interesting to kiss with than the standard tongue. As long as you're normal aside from that (or as normal as any anon could be), then I'd have no problem kissing you.
>> Anonymous
OP here... Does the fact that I run 5K daily (no weekends) and have great endurance offset the fact of my fucked up tongue? I have some of the best teeth out of anyone I've ever met, plus, green eyes.--- It's just this fucking tongue, oh and being anon that sets me apart physically.
>> Anonymous
>>323469
i'd like your fissures on my nether regions.

if you know what i mean.
>> Anonymous
It looks like raw hamburger!

I would have to find out more about it. I mean... what causes it? Can you give me hamburger tongue? Does it effect your taste? And just generally... what the fuck, explain that!

It definitely gross looking, but most of the time, you don't have to show someone your tongue. I've seen many a teenager get a piercing with parents that don't even know because they can hide it. You could probably hide your hamburger tongue.
>> Anonymous
if yours is as bad as the pictured, you deit and health have goen to shit. and your breath is probably terrible.
>> Anonymous
>>323497
>>323491

It's just a birth defect, something of only like .56% of women and .2% men are born with it, most of which have down syndrome. No person in my family has or ever did have a geographic tongue, it's just some kind of freak genome mutation.

As for health, I brush and floss my teeth 3 times per day. The only bad thing is that since it's fissured, my tongue burns like shit whenever I use mouth wash, or so I'm told (as compared to the norm). It dosen't "develop", you're born with it.
>> Anonymous
>>323505
So you can't give it to me. That's not too bad if you take care of it, too. And if it feels mostly normal while making out. Maybe you can make jokes. "Trojans ribbed for your pleasure baby? Well, my tongue is also ribbed for your pleasure."

Mouthwash burns like pure hell. I just recently have been able to use it for 30 seconds at a time, and then I stand over the sink for a minute with my mouth open after spitting it out, just letting it foam and dribble into the sink while I squint in pain. Not fun shit.

Oh, and your mom fucked the Down's Syndrome mailman. That's your real Dad.
>> Anonymous
>>323505
doesn't look that bad.

so, you're a girl?
>> Anonymous
>>323505
commit suicide or at least don't have kids, don't spread your shit.
>> Anonymous
>>323514

No, malefag here.

Also, no tobacco has ever touched my tongue. My dad ( o at least the non-retarded mailman) tried to get me to enjoy a cigar with him, be every time I cant because the taste just makes my tongue burn like a motherfucker.
>> Anonymous
after seeing the OPs picture

i now know there is no god

i have been on /b for years, meaning i seen the worst, most twisted shit ever created by mankind, and laughed in its face

THIS has crossed a new line...how disgusting
>> Anonymous
>>323517
>>323517
>>323517
>>323517
>>323517
>>323517
>>323517
>> Anonymous
>>323644
>i have been on /b for hours

fix'd.

also
>>323477
>> Anonymous
>>323688
>i have been on /b since we started speaking
>> Anonymous
>>323715
>I made a typo and it came out as "/b", although I've never been there and don't even know what it is to be honest.
>> Anonymous
>>323722
Everyone starts on /b/ gets tired of the shit and slowly migrate to the other boards where there's less of said shit. Still there, just not in such a high quantifiable amount.
>> Anonymous
>>323752
This is how I came to /fit/...
>> Anonymous
hell, as long as you were tolerable to look at otherwise and were cute I'd still kiss you.

sure it looks weird but it's not like it's contagious/you said you had good oral hygiene so it's not like your breath would reek because of it.
>> Anonymous
>cumdumpsters

You're a virgin? I'm shocked.
>> Anonymous
>>323861
his tongue is the wrong color. how can you pretend that's good oral hygiene? floss more! brush more! that thing should be pink. Your breath is probably so foul no girl will let your tongue near her pussy for fear of making it stink.
>> Anonymous
not getting enough minerals, most notably zinc and vitamin b-12 i believe
>> Anonymous
I have it. 1 in 100 has it. I get mad pussy because of it. I just wont' take pictures with my tongue stickign out. I am very self conscious about it but...most people dont' notice it unless you point it out or make it blatant.
>> Anonymous
Tongue are silly looking anyhow.

If your slightly more weird looking tongue ever prevented you from getting a woman, you wouldn't want to be with that sort of woman anyhow.

I'm not even trying to be sappy or motivational. No one who's not a total nut-case would care about your tongue looking a little wrinkly. Just make sure your breath doesn't stink.