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timbo timbo
soo what's new NiGGaz i was talkin 2 one of my nigz on msn a few days back and it went like this

noob:
i met this chick at work she fine
timbo says:
don't hit on chicks @ yo workplace.
noob says:
why?
timbo: cause u don't eat where u shit

would u like 2 know more
TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
oh timbo, you so crazy
>> Anonymous
also, don't get high on your own supply.

good thing all the girls at my work are ugly bitches.
>> Anonymous
>>463374
the girls where i work are fucking hot! i'm going to have to quit my job
>> Anonymous
is timbo a mod yet?
>> timbo timbo
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>>463395
sup bro what would u prefer

bitches tellin u a) oh my gooooood
b) oh my mod
c) nihon desu kimi no shini basho wa koko da

what do u think?
-timbo
(for world peace)
>> Anonymous
timbo you trippin balls
>> Anonymous
timbooo here's mai undies. Catch.
>> Anonymous
Timbo for living how few men dare to dream.
>> Anonymous
>>463419
>c) nihon desu kimi no shini basho wa koko da
wat

I'm losing faith in timboooooo
>> Anonymous
>>463419
c)
I'm into asians
>> Anonymous
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tips for sex at work

step 1. be attractive
step 2. don't be unattractive
step 3. ???
step 4. SEX
>> Anonymous
>>463368

Tell the rest of the story Timbo!
>> Anonymous
cool story, bro
>> timbo timbo
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>>463508
aight part 2 NiGGa. in case u didn't know it's not that it's hard or anything 2 get some ho @ WoRK but when u eventually ditch the ho for something better u met @ da CLuB shit's gonna be akward @ work cuz u still see eachother + colleagues be gossipin n shit. so only do it if it's a temporary job 'n shit or when one of ya'll is leavin soon get tha DiGITS of her phone for some booty @ sunday

TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ps tomrow it's friday
if yo rims aint spinnin,
u ain't pimpin
cu @ da CLuB bro
>> Anonymous
>>463368

timbo, what should i wear when going to the club? i lost a lot of weight and i have no fashion sense. help please.
>> timbo timbo
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>>463727
u gotta take direct action son style is important
go out buy clothes with a female friend
id definately recommend having some of this shit
lifestyle wise
3 blac t-shirts,3 new white t-shirts,2 diff jeans that look good on u,1 dark suit,1 leather or suede jacket,2 dark pants,3 button down slim fit shirts,some blazers whatever colors u like,1 quality watch,1 sports watch,a decent leather wallet none of that ninja turtles rubber shit,good boxershorts, doesn't have to be expensive brand u can wear shitty ones all week and only wear ur calvin kleins when ur hooking up with some chick and maybe some loose clothing
,black socks, they cheap., never wear white ones -maybe some nice sneakers i recommend K-Swiss classic its great shoe for clubbin or not clubbin it goes with dance clothes and it goes with a jacket even those shoes go with anything
never get shoes with stripes n shit unless the stripes match something else u wearing
shoes should match da belt

as for clubbin u gotta figure out ur own style but a basic sense of style is much more important there are too many do's and don't like white socks maybe u should ask in /fa or go out shoppin with a female friend

would u like to know more
-ya boi TiMBOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
Timbo I think you should switch your mascot to Simon Pegg.
>> Anonymous
Timbo, you're a god among men. how do i become like you?
>> Anonymous
yo timbo, where you been lately my man? Not seen you around for a few days, been busy poppin moves in the club?
>> Anonymous
>>463860

I honestly think timbo is legit. He just happened to stumble upon /fit/ from like bb.com or some shit either that or its another anon w/ an alter ego.
>> Anonymous
i missed you timbo
>> timbo timbo
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>>463857
yo son everyone is unique so i can't decide 4 u but the most important thing in life is having a passion or goals. my goal is to continually evolve/self improvement especially when it comes 2 dance and music cuz i was raised @ a musical family. but i'd say da best way 2 know life is to love many things. like becoming a rennaisance man of sorts. start caring about things like arts,cooking,dance, education, fashion, fitness,travel,languages,culture,literature, meeting new people,movies,music, psychology,philosophy,reading,and fine women @ da CLuB.
Qui non proficit, deficit.
Translation: "He who does not go forward, loses ground." or "He who does not accomplish anything, is a failure/has shortcomings."

>>464064
yo yeah its kinda like that son a buddy of mine sent me 2 /gif cause i was workin on some pimpin site and needed some bling bling shit 4 my hoes u kno da DRiLL son so next thang that happen is iz i check out tha /fit and that shit was kinda dope so i decided 2 kick back and lay the smack down @ some random NiGGaz and hit em with my KnoWLiDGe and from time 2 time some pretty fine women are posted so that helps

i was so hated @ da start haha they thought i couldn't dance n shit can u believe that people would say dat shit about TIMBOOOOOOOOO??
out in da streetz,
u don't survive by being weak!

>>463860
nah just takin care of some business but don't worry son i got your back

>>463798
no

>>464075
i also missed u my friend. always be merciful and keep buddha in your heart then there will be no differences between us

TIMBOOOOOOOO
(partyin in2 the year 2009)
>> Anonymous
>>463710

Timbo, where do you live? What clubs do you hang out at? I would love to hit it to some hoes with you some time, bro!
>> Anonymous
Timbo, how do I get a girlfriend?

-Love Anon
>> Anonymous
timbo, do you have a vid of you doing some of em dancing?
>> timbo timbo
>>464257
greetings my son. combined with the powerful methods i posted above u must work out, improve ur dull personality with books 'n hobbies n shit.
find some girl with similar interests and make out with her. then fuck her. then make her ur girlfriend and if she's not lookin for somethin serious just keep on lookin further don't burden her with political or moral bullshit don't buy her anything unless she earned it by being a good person 2 u and respecting ur time/effort, don't worship her like some n00b we all wanna have a good time son

if she sleeps around alot tho let her go tho
takin care of sum other niggaz baby ain't in your job description son aaaaaaaaaight! haha peace

TIMBOOOOOOOO
>> Rage !CXVxtSPywA
Timbo, you sick ass motha fucka. I gotta question for you slick, what books you be readin' lately? Imma assume you read the game and shit like that?
>> Anonymous
Timbo, you are the best thing that has happened to /fit/. Your threads never cease to make me lol.
>> Anonymous
>>462710
help this fucker out
>> Anonymous
timbo I love you
let's move to massachusetts together
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>>464284
i haven't been readin much lately actually.
in the end it's not about what u know, it's about what u do. there are many many many books like the game. u can have 200 gigabytes of pdf files, mp3's and avi's but in the end u gotta step up son. me personally i don't memorise lines n shit i prefer being a natural alpha guy look up some stuff by Juggler or david deangelo they made some good stuff. there is like 30 other names but im not gonna get into it now just google for pua or seduction or whatever it's fun material if you're into social dynamics/social psychology. if u wanna manipulate n shit u must die tho cause im about world peace etc u know ;-) (ladies where u at i luv u!)


TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>464294
done

>>464311
Lol, sure. Lets fall in love, get married, have a baby. We'll call him Timbo... if he's sexy!


TIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!@@
>> Rage !CXVxtSPywA
>>464313
LOL, dawg, i already know the game, I've been running that stuff for close to two years now. Never really got into the manipulation stuff until lately, trying to find some ross jefferies things so i can get a feel of the "dark side" of the game.. so where are you from? I haven't found anyone new to go sarging with in a while
>> Anonymous
>>464336
ty timbo