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I eat my own spooge (picture somewhat related.)

if anyone is ever curious what spooge tastes like, well it's pretty much individualized I guess, but for me mine is often only slightly salty, thick like an egg-white and that's pretty much it. There is sometimes a sweetness to it which I wish I knew how to replicate when someone else is eating it for me (my dogs).

there are great benefits besides fluid/protein recycling such as no clean up or embarrassing tissues laying around and that's pretty much it.

I love the feeling of it coating my throat too.

I'm not gay at all because the thought of having someone else's spooge in my mouth sickens and disgusts me, plus I don't like anything in my butt.

am I alone in my dietary choice?
>> Anonymous
hello there. nice try at trolling the slowest board at the slowest time of day.
>> Anonymous
It's not a troll. I seriously eat my own spooge. Just wondering if anyone else does as well or if I'm all alone as a guy and should be worried about my gayness.
>> Anonymous
i'm sure you're really pondering this. fucking kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>83012
why so angry? It's a simple topic of discussion and if you don't want to be involved you don't have to be. If you don't want to be reminded of this thread's presence here is what you do:

1. Get firefox.
2. Get 4chan extension.
3. Hide this thread.
4. ???
5. Profit.

Quit being a double-nigger.
>> Anonymous
Protip: No matter what you tell yourself or how you justify it, you're gay.
>> Anonymous
Ugh, my ex-bf used to do ingest his own cum (btw I'm a girl, not a fag) when he'd fap alone and thinking about it always made me want to hurl for some reason. I mean, I don't mind swallowing myself, but fuck... knowing he did that all the time grossed me out. Ugh.
>> Anonymous
>>83132
Haha. Op here, good to know that women aren't too keen on it. Not like I ever stand a chance with a real woman. I think what disgusted you about it was that you associate the act with either feminine activity or homosexual activity. There's also the chance that the idea of ingesting our own bodily excretions is so ingrained in our subconscious that the act is bound to seem disgusting to a majority of people. I'm going with the latter.
>> Anonymous
>>83140

"I think what disgusted you about it was that you associate the act with either feminine activity or homosexual activity"

No, I wouldn't say that. For awhile I didn't even care that he did it, but as our relationship soured it started to gross me out. So my feelings about him in general influenced my reaction to it, though the "ick" factor has carried over to anyone else who does it.

As for other women, well... I'm not a big fan of sweeping generalizations. There'll be girls who find it to be a turn-on, some won't care one way or the other, and for others it'll be a big turn-off. I mean, that's how it is with anything, of course, but anon seems to forget that more often than not.
>> Anonymous
I'm actually glad I stumbled upon this topic here. I reaad somewhere that it makes your skin look good, well op... does it?
>> Anonymous
yes it does. make sure you soak in a spooge bath for half an hour everyday to maintain a smooth and healthy skin.
>> Anonymous
does that really work or are you fucking with me?
>> Anonymous
works, but getting a spooge bath may be hard.
>> Anonymous
i started doing it when i was young just because it was easier, now its just kinda routine, i don't think its a very significant source of protein though
>> Anonymous
To all these morons being so homophobic, i could reveal you that cum contains only 7 kcal per load and a MASSIVE amount of vitamines etc.
>> Anonymous
i have a problem.
when i take a dump it gives me a boner.
so every time i defecate, i fap too.
odd as i am, you could probably guess that my fapping is a bit unusual also.
i like to swallow my cum.
i'm not gay, but i love my own juice.
problem is, it gives my the runs, almost immediately.
>> Anonymous
>>83724
Then how are you posting?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>83746
Lol wut?
>> sage sage
>>83746

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