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Anonymous
Hey /fit/,
I'm trying to knocking up my bitch. My boys can swim, and she is entirely capable of becoming pregnant via intercourse, but I was thinking of some ways I could speed up the process. What are some things I could do or eat that would increase the potency of my semen?
>> Anonymous
Harvest it into a turkey baster by fapping vigorously over a few days (keep it in the fridge, but NOT the freezer) and blast into her cervix.

Take some herbal pills some other guy will tell you to take that make you temporarily clinically infertile, then stop taking them.
>> Anonymous
take your vitamins, recent article says it can make a difference. also boxers or freeballing. but a lot of it is linked to diet