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Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
One of the many downfalls of being asian is chunky dandruff that recurs if you don't shampoo+shower every 12 hours.
>> Anonymous
what the hell are you on about?
i shower once every 24 -30 hours and i never get dandruff.

i shampoo every couple of days, and i never get dandruff.
dont scratch your hair, that will loosen flakes and shit.
wear a hat or dont use dry gel cuz that will trap heat / dry scalp.
>> Anonymous
That's not because you're asian, that's because you're dry.
>> Anonymous
The upside is that you are born knowing kung fu and calculus.
>> Anonymous
how chunky are we talking about here? "xbawks huege" chunky? Or like "peanut butter" chunky?
>> Anonymous
>>130707

Don't forget they're also gifted with a +5 sushi knife and an agility bonus, as well as a masonry skill that gives lets them construct walls faster.

Fucking overpowered racial bonuses. At least they're all scrawny.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>130710

Peanut Butter chunky.

And the fact that I'm describing my dandruff in terms of food is slightly disturbing.
>> Anonymous
Asians were never genetically suited to eating the western diet. they get fat, zit faced and dandruff the moment they hit the burgers with cheese.
>> Anonymous
fucken Head And Shoulders dumbshit. Also another thing I noticed about Asians, they have a tendency to stink. Never ever have an Asian as a room-mate / housemate. Poor hygiene plus the fuckers have like no life because of Blizzard's crack-like games.
>> Anonymous
I'm asian.
And it's true, we are born knowing kung fu.
>> Anonymous
>>131897
If by 'Asians' you mean Indians/Pakis, then you would be wrong. East Asians on average have less BO than other races/ethnicities.

WHY? Simple biology, East Asians have genetically less apocrine (sweat) glands than other races. Body Odor is produced largely from the sweat from these glands and Asians have less.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/021004.html
>> Anonymous
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white people smell like wet dog and rotting meat from all the dead animal flesh they consume.
>> Anonymous
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Eurasians > every other race

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>> Anonymous
>>131955
Unless their sweat composition is more potent. Just sayin'.
>> Anonymous
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>>131956
DOG RU SAY? I RIKE DOG


koreans are the only people who eat dogs
>> Anonymous
>>132001
You're doin it wrong. It's Koreans, Japanese, and Chinese.
>> Anonymous
>>131977
wuts dat
>> Hammerknife !SHjzCSZsqE
>>130694
what does this have to do with fitness? you chinky faggot?
>> Anonymous
>>131955
If by East Asians you mean Indians/Pakis, you would be wrong. India and Pakistan are South Asia.
>> Anonymous
>>132087
Look at the top of your page, faggot. This is /fit/ - Health & Fitness.
>> Anonymous
>>132089
to be fair, it can be classified under health.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>130694

that's nothing to do with being asian you dirty fuck
>> Anonymous
change your diet a little... more vegetables and water.