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Pills CAT
I have a pill stuck in my throat. Won't go down...

I tried eating bread, pudding, crackers...and drinking a ton of liquids. Nothing will make it budge.

Any help?
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
Have someone give you the Heimlich. If not, just wait a while and you should reflexively swallow it.
>> Anonymous
cough it up?
>> Anonymous
It'll disolve, but if you want to keep trying i drink water with my head tilted as far back as i can and that works for me.
>> CAT
>>97268

I tried...

The result was me vomitting all of the liquids I've been drink.

I'll try the head-tilting thing.

Thanks for the suggestions everyone.
>> CAT
>>97275

*drinking.

Silly typo.
>> Anonymous
It's all psychological. You only think you have a pill stuck in your throat.
>> play !3rZQiXcf5A
Hot tea might help it dissolve faster.
>> Anonymous
>>97302
Whoa.
>> CAT
Blarg, this thing has been stuck for a few hours already....

sigh...

I'm thinking about digging it out with a knife. Want pics?

Oh, I'll try hot tea too.
>> Anonymous
I
HOPE
YOU
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKEEEEEE
>> CAT
Alright...

I tried everything. Nothing worked. Then I tried vomiting on purpose. Didn't work either.

I mean it's the next day and the stupid pill hasn't even dissolved!! WTF?

Why do they make pills into such horrible shape that are hard to swallow?

Anyway, further adivce is needed.
>> Anonymous
Hospital. I just hope you have health insurance
>> CAT
>>97961

:(

Crap...I already ignored one hospital bill a few years ago.
>> Anonymous
you could try to message your throat, but if its been a fucking day I would go down to see your doc
>> CAT
Fuck. Not working.

Thanks anyway.

I can't really got to the doc though...no insurance.
>> Anonymous
>>97302
Only sensible person in the thread.

Pills can often scratch or irritate the throat as they go down.

Stop fucking about with your throat and let it heal.

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>97989
have you tried swallowing REALLY hard with a shit load of liquid, so hard that you get that air bubble pain in your chest? do that.
>> CAT
>>97993

My throat doesn't hurt. I can feel the pill. It's a lump.

Anyway, I suppose I'll try the above posters method.

Thank you
>> Anonymous
As a trained physician I recommend deepthroating a large negro's penis until the desired effect is achieved.
>> Anonymous
When you get something soluble stuck in your throat, it WILL dissolve. It's almost certainly already dissolved, but because it has damaged your throat it will feel like it's still there. Just let it heal, you'll be fine.
>> Anonymous
hhahahaha AMERIKKKAN HEALTH CARE
>> Anonymous
If you threw up, it's almost 100% likely to be gone. Unless you are made of mucilage or something.
>> CAT
>>98025

I wish...I looked around and poked through the vomit...

It's not even that this hurts...it's just so annoying to have this lump from the pill...
>> CAT
Ok I think I swallowed it. Thanks.

Let this die.
>> CAT
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>>98042

lol. That's not me.

I hope you fucking die.

Anyway, I finally did swallow it. So thanks everyone.
>> Anonymous
the american health care system is a fucking joke
we live in the wealthiest nation in the world, yet so many people cant even get health care
no wonder our life expectancies are so much shorter compared to other civilized nations
>> CAT
oh fuck, I didn't swallow it. It went down but then crawled back up my throat. Help /fit/!!!
>> Anonymous
>>98373
Then stop being so goddamned poor and buy some healthcare you poor sack of shit.
>> Anonymous
>>98373
I'd kill to be an American and pay for my own healthcare instead of getting raped by taxes for a third rate healthcare system.
>> Anonymous
>>98402
Stop whining asshole.
My wife buys these god awful multivitamins that have this seaweed based coating. It makes your pee bright yellow/orange and tastes like absolute shit. So anyway I was sick and was coughing a lot and my wife made me take a vitamin. Next morning I wake up and have that god awful taste in my mouth. Also the side of my face hurt. I blew my nose and bright yellow snot came out speckled with blood. At this time I though I was getting a sinus infection, but when I reached down to pick up my phone. "CLUNK!" I heard something make a thunk noise IN MY FACE! And it felt like my eye tooth was being pulled out. I asked my wife to listen and she could hear the damned thing rattling around in there too. Yes, I somehow coughed up a vitamin into my sinus. Now, I have Blue Cross Blue Shield so I should have just gone to Ready Care, but I decided to just let the damn thing dissolve on it's own. What I didn't realize was that it took almost a week to do so. Apparently blood and mucus weren't the great solvent I thought they were.
>> Anonymous
>>98373
>yet so many people can't even get health care
Dunno about anywhere else but anyone under 21 gets free Healthcare in Minnesota, which does cover most of 4chan whether you like it or not.

For those over 21 they pay a small copay.

This is if you are middle class or lower and can't get healthcare you can afford.

I'm on it right now and it pays for everything, no copays. I'll only have it free for another year, but fuck by then I should be able to afford something or get something through a job.

People make a big deal out of it because they see other nations with "free" healthcare and say "WE WANT THAT TOO"

healthcare is not that hard to get. I was about to pay for it and would have had to pay something like 60$ a month or so (their quote) .. that's fucking NOTHING. Quit being a bitch and jumping on the bandwagon when you know nothing. I suspect you're underage b&, too.

"life expectancies are so much shorter"
Fuck yourself idiot
>> Anonymous
Eat more pills.
>> Anonymous
What kind of pill was it?