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Anonymous
/fit/,

I just fucking smoked Marijuana earlier.

I am about to graduate from college 8 months from now. By that time, I will be starting to apply for a job. I expect that there will be drug tests for applicants.

My question is, how the fuck do I get Marijuana contents out of my system? I am 6'0 and fat. I heard that Marijuana contents are stored in your fat cells and will be there for a long time, depending on the amount of joints the user has smoked.
>> Anonymous
So can someone from /fit/ help me?
>> Anonymous
By 8 months youll be fine nigga
>> Anonymous
oh and losing fat will actually help get the thc out of your system
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
If you only smoked one joint, 1 month is enough for it to be out your system, hair tests can detect it for alot longer but i doubt 1 joint is going to make much of an impact. If you get asked to take a drug test, tell them prior that someone put weed in your birthday cake as a joke.
>> Anonymous
It stays in your spine for the rest of your life!
>> Anonymous
>>334579

The first was informative. The second was a nice excuse.

I think I smoked two joints.
>> Anonymous
Yo /fit/, help me here.
>> Anonymous
I smoke two joints in the morning,
I smoke two joints at night,
I smoke two joints before I smoke two more,
And then I feel alright..
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>334586

You already got an answer, there isn't anything you can do outside drink alot of cranberry juice before your test and you might aswell come clean to some extent and tell them you didn't take it willingly. Even with about 2 joints after a few months it is unlikely it will appear on a drugs test. Failing that, you can go through the whole process of getting someone elses piss in a condom and attatching it to your body to keep it at body temperature then cut it to imitate pissing into the cup.
>> Anonymous
>>334598
>getting someone elses piss in a condom and attatching it to your body

dude, that's hot
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>334602

Well if you have been on quite a few drugs recently the logical option is to fill it with piss and wear the condom, then snip it upon being requested to fill the cup.
>> Anonymous
you know what rages me, not idiots posting about how to do hiit or squats or whatever the fuck you dumb bitches get raged at. it's mother fucking people with no self control, LOOK AT THIS MOTHER FUCKER GRADUATING COLLEGE AND STILL SMOKING MARIJUANA. MOST PEOPLE DONT EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO GO TO UNIVERSITY AND YOUR DUMBFUCK ASS SMOKES MARIJUANA PREVENTING YOUR DUMB MOTHER FUCKING ASS TO GET A JOB THANKS FOR HELPING THE ECONOMY NIGGER CUNT, RAGE TIMES 10
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>334659

I wasn't aware smoking a joint turned you into an immigrant leeching off society.

>>MOST PEOPLE DONT EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO GO TO UNIVERSITY

Only retards cannot go to university, it's not like getting accepted is difficult if you actually put some work in.
>> Anonymous
>>334678
those retards in china and africa should really get their shit together then
>> Anonymous
There's a small area of the brain called the nurabellum microcortex, part of the memory system. Researchers have found that any psychoactive material that a user puts into there body writes a "track" so to speak into this part of the brain. This is why drug users tend to NEVER forget the feeling that a drug produces. Imaging of the brain can locate this area and through special chemicals injected into the blood make the tracks light up as though they were engraved on stone. By comparing these to someone who has never take the particular substance researches can see exactly what you have taken in your life, no mater how long ago. Because this is becoming a relatively cheap procedure it is used on mentally ill patients who refuse or cannot speak of the substance use/abuse but is also finding its way into private investigations, often by law and high business groups.
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>334698

I don't remember the feeling of what coke was like, but then again i was already on heroin at the time.
>> Anonymous
>>334659
Lul.

Seriously though. What a dumb faggot. I hope you feel fucking cool now & I'm hoping that it comes up in your system in a drug test.
>> Anonymous
>>334678
Or poor people... or those who have to work to feed their family (also poor).
>> Anonymous
If you smoke daily, it'll be gone in 60 days
>> Anonymous
1.) THC is stored in fat, but they don't test your fat cells. They test your urine.
2.) Need 30-60 days for THC to clear out of your liver/kidneys
3.) Speed it up with detoxifiers.