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Totally fucked. Anonymous
Ok, here's the case 4Chan.

I'm suicidal and have been for the last year or so because I'm having problems with an ex-girlfriend of mine. She knows I'm suicidal, has documented proof of messages I've sent her about it.

She is in a relationship with an abusive guy who threatens to kill her, kill her family, beat her, and DOES physically hit her from time to time when she does not do stuff to his liking. She has told me this herself. I don't have any record of it.

The other night when I was visiting her college, her boyfriend comes up and starts punching the shit out of me. I back up into the street, call the cops (in b4 pussy), and he runs off. Cops come, I give my testimony, and they call my ex-girlfriend down from her dorm to give a testimony.

I hold told the cops EVERYTHING that she has ever told me, in the hopes that she would break down and admit it. She literally calls me at least once a week crying about how she is afraid she is going to die, or how this kid is coming to her dorm to hit her. She tells the cops that none of that ever happened.

I talked to her parents today, told them everything. They go to talk to her, and she tells them that I am a suicidal maniac, and she is going to support this kid in court against my assault charges. She gave him records of all the times I've told her that I want to kill myself. Does this hurt my chances of winning the case? Is being suicidal a crime (I know it's not, but will the judge hold it against me)?

tl;dr: I'm charging an ex-girlfriends boyfriend with assault, and was hoping that by doing this she would come out about how he beats her and threatens her life. She supports him and gives him records (text messages) for court showing that I'm suicidal. What do I do?
>> Anonymous
Well, here's how I see it: you're on /fit/. Go somewhere else.
>> Anonymous
man you're in quite a shitty situation

i'll sit back and watch CNN to see if there's a bunch of suicides or some crazy fuck murders a family
>> Anonymous
Come fucking on guys. /b/ refreshes far too quickly to actually get advice. And there is no advice board. This isn't a joke topic, and I just chose the first picture in my folder to post.

Suicide is the anti-fitness. Help me be fit.
>> Anonymous
Why the hell would you go to /b/ for advice in the first place?
>> Anonymous
>I'm suicidal and have been for the last year or so
youre doing it wrong.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
Drop the case, stop caring about the girl. You're an idiot for getting involved in the first place and most likely a crazy ass stalker.
>> the ides of march !!7Z/3gj5ZXsu
This is 4chan.
Nowhere on here should you be asking for life advice. Don't you have some friends or family or something?
>> Anonymous
Claiming that the victim is suicidal is in no way a defense against an assault charge. I'd be surprised if they even brought it up, unless their lawyer was retarded.

Unless you have another friend who can testify that he does indeed beat/threaten your ex, don't bring that up if you don't have any proof. Don't say anything that the girlfriend can contradict. Just stick to the time he assaulted you.

Most importantly, TALK TO YOUR LAWYER ABOUT THIS. After the assault trial, never speak to your ex again and hope that her boyfriend makes good on his threat and goes to prison for it.
>> Anonymous
nothing wrong with hittin' a woman some. i hope you lose to her badass boyfriend.
>> Anonymous
>>372442

OP here. No lawyers, it's peoples court. Like, Judge Judy, but without cameras. He could bring it up just so the jury thinks I'm an emo stalker-fag.
>> Anonymous
>>372408
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

There are A LOT of girls who have abusive boyfriends, or boyfriends who are just lame but will defend them for no good reason.

I have a story but it's really long... The point is, girls will stick by their guy even though he's not a good person since bitches are stupid.

Even though she complains about him to you, she wants to be with the guy and think he can change.
Why do you think so many women are physically abused but don't report it or leave the guy?

I hope you have learned your lessons:
1. Stay away from ex-gf's
2. Don't get into personal problems. She is being abused, tell her to leave. If she doesn't, fuck her. I'd just stop talking to her.
3. Call the cops? lolwat. Is the guy bigger than you (taller and/or weighs moar)? If so, then good job. If not, that's kinda sad.
4. Don't tell ex-gf's about suicide problems. l2suicidehotlinefaggot
>> Anonymous
>>372430
That's probably the only non-troll poast I've ever read by you Sponge. gj tripfag.
>> Anonymous
>>372477

OP here. Appreciate an honest response. And a good one at that. I'll start working toward getting out of this shit. I've had enough.

Oh, and cunt was weak as fuck. I was just dumb and hoped that if the cops were there, she would actually admit to them what she's told me.

If I could take it all back, I would whoop his fucking ass.
>> Anonymous
I don't even really know what the fuck you're asking.

Seems to me as if you've already acted and are just asking how we feel about it.
>> Anonymous
>>372489
>cunt was weak as fuck.
Then you made a stupid fucking move bringing the cops into it. You should have stomp the fucking shit out of him, and started carrying a gun in case he tries some payback.

Instead you are going to a shitload of effort for absolutely fuck all.
>> Anonymous
also: You complain that she won't leave the abusive boyfriend.
But somehow you can't stop dealing with bullshit from your ex?
Sounds like you both have the same fucking problem. A absolute lack of any spine.
>> Anonymous
r9k has relationship threads every page
go there
>> Anonymous
>>372425

LOL'D HARD
>> Anonymous
Fuck you and your personaly affairs (Which you obviously cant handle right).. I JUST WANY MAH BETA KEY BRAH!! DO U HAS IT?
>> NotAnotherAusfag !IYoSgG5c6U
>Suicide is the anti-fitness. Help me be fit.
No it's not you stupid faggot, I do squats until my legs break, and then I bench until my arms snap, and then I lie there in a pool of blood fighting off pigeons WITH MY FUCKING TEETH.
>> Anonymous
people who are really suicidal fucking do it, they don't go around whining on internet message board about some bitch that has another guys cum running down her thighs...and as far as saying, 'oh the guy was weak, id whoop his ass'...bull shit, you got your ass beat by the guy that is tagging your sweet little gf's ass every night, man, you might as well an hero right fucking now, you are spineless and deserve what you are getting....
protip: girls don't like whiny, "i'm gonna an hero myself" faggots..they like real men who deal with their problems..this goes efor ex gf;s the most, if you jut acted like you didn't give a shit when she first left you you would still have her, but instead, you went all bitch boy on her and she found someone else...learn from it and move on...oh yeah...SNITCH!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>372408
>What do I do?
SQUATZ motherfucker
>> Anonymous
>>372456
>>372456
you are an emo stalker...
>> Anonymous
>>372576
i fucking hate pigeons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKUGTwEUegY
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
Hearsay is inadmissible in court as evidence.

Was she there to witness the fight? No, she was in her dorm. The judge will laugh if she tries to speak. Was he there when you told her you were suicidal? No he was not. The only way text messages would be admissible as evidence is if the court subpoenaed whatever cell phone carrier you use for the records. It wont do that because it's completely irrelevant to the case.

You'll win if it goes to trial, hands down, but it wont unless the guy has priors. He'll get some bullshit community service deal.

Also, grow the fuck up, faggot.
>> Anonymous
none of the tapes or her testimony matters.

what does matter is your a fucking moron for being suicidal over a girl who has no emotions for you other than to use you as a dump for all her negative feelings, your getting strung along and allowing it to happen, your obviously not suicidal, just weak willed and craving attention by claiming your suicidal.

people who kill themselves never speak of it and do it when they seem to be happy regardless of whats going on, see dead guy on campus, your a wannabe emo fag out for attention and will never get this girl, grow up, you wont be 19 forever.
>> Anonymous
>>372477I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

>>There are A LOT of girls who have abusive boyfriends, or boyfriends who are just lame but will defend them for no good reason.

>>I have a story but it's really long... The point is, girls will stick by their guy even though he's not a good person since bitches are stupid.

Even though she complains about him to you, she wants to be with the guy and think he can change.
Why do you think so many women are physically abused but don't report it or leave the guy?

I hope you have learned your lessons:
>>1. Stay away from ex-gf's
>>2. Don't get into personal problems. She is being abused, tell her to leave. If she doesn't, fuck her. I'd just stop talking to her.
>>3. Call the cops? lolwat. Is the guy bigger than you (taller and/or weighs moar)? If so, then good job. If not, that's kinda sad.
>>4. Don't tell ex-gf's about suicide problems. >>l2suicidehotlinefaggot


OP, fucking read the post above 10 times every day.

/thread
>> ha hah hah Anonymous
Haha, Oh man, please let this be true. What a fucking loser. You're pining after some girl who thinks of you as a pasty, sexless receptacle for all the bitching and moaning she can't do to her boyfriend (the guy she actually wants to fuck her), because he'd shut her up with a smack to the mouth.

AND YOU TAKE IT. AND KEEP TAKING IT.

Man, I love guys like you. You make me feel like Chuck Norris by comparison. What an utter, utter fag.

Here's a suggestion, and it's only a suggestion, mind; instead of killing yourself, howabout you grow the fuck up?
>> Anonymous
>>372576

That might have been the best post that I have ever read, gj anon
>> Anonymous
He probably has a bigger penis
>> Anonymous
>>372844
Seconded, only in a softer delivery. This girl has issues, you can do better for yourself. You cannot save people that don't want to save themselves.

All you are doing is dragging yourself into her drama. Grow up, leave her to lay in the bed she made unless she asks you for help. Then and only then your advice should be to tell her to get out. Crazy psycho man will most likely calm down after a while, and find some new bitch to beat. If she doesn't leave there is nothing you can do about it.

And worse you are going to draw the wrath of a psycho over a girl who won't change, and will never be your girlfriend again. Enjoy getting stabbed over a woman who doesn't love you. You do know she is using you are an emotional vent. Since you are there for her, she doesn't have to be strong for herself and thus you enable her weakness. The irony is cutting her out of your life might be better for her.

Grow up and live your own fucking life man. There is a reason she is your ex. Move on, before her failures become your destruction.

But your attachment to this girl is harming your life. Use the emotionally detached 3rd person perspective we've given you. And if you won't change, there is no way we can help you either.

and last...WTF is this doing on fit?
>> Anonymous
>>372891
>and last...WTF is this doing on fit?

Mental health?
>> Anonymous
HAY, FUCKING FUCK FUCKER OP?... AN HERO ALREADY, DILLWEED, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.


SHE ALSO GETS BETTER THINGS OUT OF AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP THEN THE CRY-FACED SHIT SHE GOT WITH YOU...

CUT YOURSELF NOW, BRO...
ALSO? DID I MENTION, TROLLS ARE GAY...
>> Anonymous
LOL AT THREAD I was in a situation almost exactly the same except instead of getting my ass beat when her boyfriend and brother came at me I BEAT THEIR FUCKING ASSES :) Also I wasnt openly suicidal. Oh and the boyfriend didnt beat her he was just a douche and I started the fight by saying they were both pathetic and needed moar confidence.
>> Anonymous
>>373012

cool story brah
>> Anonymous
>>372408

Suck it up, move on. Forget ex-gf, forget getting your ass owned, forget the whole thing is going to court.

And repeat these two liberating words after me:

Fuck it.

Grow up and find a reason to enjoy life.
>> Giegue !!KgpOPtX57BM
>I'm suicidal and have been for the last year or so

You keep going back to her in hopes you'll miraculously drop dead just as much as she keeps going back to her boyfriend for some sort of masochist Freudian fulfillment.

>I'm having problems with an ex-girlfriend

Obviously the break-up wasn't sound if you still see her. Let her the fuck go.

tl,dr; you bring this on yourself by associating with her
>> Anonymous
Like someone else said in this thread you being suicidal once has nothing to do with assault charges. And the operative word here is "Once". Are you still suicidal? If not volunteer for a psych test to prove you are in a right state of mind.

But indeed they are trying to discredit you and your girlfriend is getting nasty bit of revenge by releasing your secrets. What you have to do here is make it look like you are the victim and the brave survivor of a terrible portion of your life. Like a AA recoveree or a repentant criminal who graduated college and is sucessful they more you make it seem like you got past a troublesome time in your life the more it makes the ex-gf look like a bitch and i want you really drive that point across when you get on the witness stand. She was the one you depended on and now shes revealing to the whole world out of spite and bitterness.

You are hardly fucked if your story is true, make sure you get witnesses that place her BF were you attacked at the scene of the cime.

Of course there are two sides to every story you may not be completely innocent in this matter.
>> Anonymous
>>373088
Bro, don't even talk to this bitch-ass troll...
>> Anonymous
The girl is digging her own grave, let her sleep in the bed she helped make. At first I felt bad for her considering her shitty situation but if she's going to get personal on your ass and turn into a vengeful bitch then you should forget about her period. Maybe it'd be in your best interests to drop the charges and get the fuck out of these people's lives. They're not worth the trouble and it will be all the more delicious when he finally kills her; just be sure that you're far away so he can't release his violent rage on you, you unfortunate little sad fag.
>> Anonymous
>>373093
Bro, are you not listening? Fucking troll-bro is trying to get you to feed his animal urges to be part of the crowd, bro...

He is just a no-bro man.
>> Anonymous
>>373094

This thread needs more use of the word "bro".
>> Anonymous
>>373100
Can-do bro, what else would you like me to bro-up for you? Bro?...
>> Remah !!ldm/s+zhJhS
Watch the second Boston Legal season. It's a similar case.
>> Anonymous
>>373134
Bro, are you suggesting some sort of... conspiracy? Bro?
>> Anonymous
>>372450
Lol'd hard bro.

Also OP grow the fuck up
>I'm suicidal

Tips:
1) Stop being a fucking emo faggot. Hit the gym and become an alpha male.
2) Tell your ex to fuck off she sounds like a serious douche.
3) Beat the fuck out of the guy who attacked you
4) You fail at life so hard.

And with that I'm off to fuck my girl with my 12" dick and then go captain the college football team. We won last season you know? I get As in all my classes and the girls are all over me. Your a pathetic faggot.
>> ­­Anonymous
>1) Stop being a fucking emo faggot. Hit the gym and become an alpha male.
>2) Tell your ex to fuck off she sounds like a serious douche.
>3) Beat the fuck out of the guy who attacked you
>> Anonymous
Bro there is no reason you should an hero bro we're all bro's on this world and i dont feel like loosing a bro, k bro?
>> Anonymous
>I'm suicidal and have been for the last year or so

Stopped reading there, you're not suicidal, your a fucking attentionwhore, kill yourself allready
>> Anonymous
alright bro heres the deal bro you should never talk to your ex girlfriends its just bad business bro, take that advice bro to bro from me cause im just a bro thats trying ot help another bro out ditch the hoe, and find a new bro? bro. srlsy thats the best advice one bro can give to another bro.
>> Anonymous
If she calls you at least once a week saying stuff about him you can record it for a few weeks and then present that as evidence.
>> Anonymous
>>373192
bro that shits illegal in most countrys bro
>> Anonymous
>1) Stop being a fucking emo faggot. Hit the gym and become an alpha male.
>2) Tell your ex to fuck off she sounds like a serious douche.
>3) Beat the fuck out of the guy who attacked you
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
KILL HER AND HER FAMILY.
TAKE PICS
POST HERE
KILL YOURSELF
>> Anonymous
Honestly? Just get her the hell out of your life. Abusive SO's suck giant wang - and not in a good way. Not your fault she's a psycho-bitch.