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Anonymous
hey /fit/ how do i get my gf to start living a healthier lifestyle? she plays video games all day, drinks too much coffee and eats too much fatty foods. she's gained 10 lbs since we started going out. i was fine with this at first, cuz i thought she was too skinney, but now i think it looks funny. her legs are still skinny but she's getting a bit of a belly, not too big, but a bit bigger than hayden here. she doesn't like working out, even if i said i'd join a gym with her. in contrast, i exercise daily and try to eat healthy foods in a healthy schedule. i'm hoping i can save her before MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!
>> Anonymous
man the harpoons
>> Anonymous
If I were you, I'd just invite her to the gym or something like that. A walk every day maybe?

Be creative.
>> Anonymous
1. Make her stare at pictures of fat people and compare them with attractive girls.

2. Refuse to have sex with her. Fap in front of her at skinny girls.

3. Cheat on her with a skinny girl.

4. Dump her
>> Anonymous
>>86760
thing is, i get to go to a gym for free at the university, but she doesn't go to school. i wouldn't mind joining a gym, but i wouldn't want to go alone, because i usually get my exercise from freeweights and sports. how healthy is walking. she said she would jog with me but she doesn't have the shoes.
>> Anonymous
>>86762

this man is a genius
>> Anonymous
>>86772
Are you kidding? Doesn't have the shoes?

Wow.
>> Anonymous
>>86772
stop dating niggers
>> Anonymous
>>86762
1. i usually comment on babes i see on tv etc. but she just agrees cuz she's borderline bi. also she gets depressed easy and i can't stand to see her sad.
2. tried it. dick gets chafed easily.
3. and 4. wouldn't risk it. she's pretty much perfect, but she's been getting really insecure about her weight lately. also, i would really prefer it if she lost 5 lbs instead of 10 or replaced the fat with muscle or something.
>> Anonymous
>>86772
BUY HER SOME DAMN SHOES YOU CHEAPSKATE
>> Anonymous
>>86778
lol all she has are flip flops or heels or those ballet type shoes.
>> Anonymous
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>>86779
lol she's AZN. we're both kind of racist though. i call her a double nigger all the time.
>>86782
oh i have. she "lost" them. i'll buy her more, but i know she won't come jogging with me; she always makes excuses like her neighborhood isn't safe. sometimes i get her to do sit ups but it's not frequent enough.
>> Anonymous
>>86783
Can't you or her just BUY new shoes? Are you familiar with the concept of BUYING? Exchanging money for products?

HOLY SHIT, dumbest excuse ever.
>> Anonymous
Get in shape yourself and dump the dumb bitch. Get better pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>86790
ok... hmmm

maybe get her to use the freeweights of yours to build up some muscle tone? muscles increase your resting metabolism
>> moose
How about getting her and yourself a pair of in-line skates?

I see couples skate hand in hand sometimes. It pisses me off and I ding them with my bike's bell.
>> Anonymous
Dump her and hire prostitutes instead.
It's cheaper than the Total Cost Ownership of a girlfriend or a wife and you don't have to put up with whining or drama.
>> Anonymous
>>86800
lol how ghey.
also, everyone is pretty much right about me being a cheapskate.
>> Anonymous
explain to her that you value physical fitness. if she doesn't and it bothers you, then it's time to evaluate your relationship. odds are she's just going to get fatter and fatter. while you don't have to settle, she's probably betting that you will.

not loving fatties doesn't make you a bad person. if she doesn't value her own health then she's probably lacking in a few other areas.
>> Anonymous
>>86817
reasonable man. how do i say this without getting called a shallow asshole?
>> Anonymous
also, i don't think she completely ignores her health, but she's an obsessive kind of nerd. she plays games for unhealthy amounts of time and forgets to eat, and when she does eat it's right before she sleeps. not to mention all the soda she drinks to fuel those long game nights.
>> Anonymous
>>86818
tell her that you are a Man
>> Anonymous
>>86827
does she let you fuck her while she's playing games all night?
>> Anonymous
>>86832
sometimes. usually not during but after or during breaks. lot of handjobs while she plays tho.
>> Anonymous
>>86836
eh that's pretty good service, leave her alone

as long as the sex is forthcoming there's nothign to really worry about
>> Anonymous
>>86839
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! MEGA LULZ!

Anon is wise.
>> Anonymous
>>86818

i do not have the wisdom to help you with that, good sir. the easy reply on her part is that 'omg shallow asshole boy' but that just implies her fatness your problem instead of hers. and her fatness is very much her problem.

the best i can offer you is this:
chicks like to talk, so just sit down with her and outline what your concerns are. take it from there.

you didn't get into this relationship to go whaling, so save yourself the money you'd spend on harpoons and make her change her fatty ways. 30 minutes of exercise a day, it's not that hard.

protip: cook her meals sometimes, it's romantic and healthy.
>> Anonymous
>>86860
thanks, i'll try these. i think i've figured out how to talk to her. the fact that she's unhappy about her weight is what made me decide there needs to be a change.
>> Anonymous
>>86860
>>86817
Holy fuck, actual advice. Listen to this man.
>> Anonymous
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Get her a physically interactive game. Like DDR to get her to hop around (eyecandy?) or a Wii to see her flailing her arms around like an idiot. Will also get her hands off sodas.

Try to get her to like a low calorie beverage...

Well, whatever, anything to get her to boost metabolism or lower calorie intake.. don't think you should preocupate yourself with "diet beverages is bad for your health", as she's clearly not giving a flying fuck.
>> Anonymous
you can also try cocaine. addicts get skinny as hell.
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>>86752
Repost?
>> Anonymous
>>86978
This hole...it was made for me.
>> Anonymous
>>86752
All bitches gain weight when they start to date someone. You simply need to let her know you are NOT okay with it and the cunt will stop.
>> Anonymous
Fuck your girlfriend more. Fuck her whenever she touches a controller in your presence. Fuck her until she picks up a controller expecting to be fucked, then stop fucking her. She'll get depressed and lose even more weight than she did when you were fucking her.
>> Anonymous
>>86978
wow this thread is still going. we have a wii. also, i fuck her whenever we can. i try to restrict sex to her safe days, cuz we don't use condoms or anything. also, her vag is really sensitive and she gets legions easily. incidentally, anyone got tips on vagina health?
>> Anonymous
>>87075

use tons of lubricants, and try to go with the condoms on unsafe days.

or just make her throw up. there are things for that at the pharmacy...

you could also hide the video games far away and draw her a map to a far away spot.. tell her it's the only way to Wii again.
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>>87085
actually i think she might have pelvic inflammatory disease or something. usually when we fuck she's leaking like a faucet. i'm thinking about giving the jogging thing another push. is there a way to start from being a total lazy ass to a regular jogger in increments?
>> Anonymous
>>87100

Yes. Start out with walking. In the daytime, in a park, someplace fun.. but don't stop to look at the flowers, keep up the pace- it should be brisk but you should be able to talk easily or you're going too fast.

Slowly work in a little jogging. Maybe the last stretch home, then short jog, walk, short jog. Then graduate to warm up, long jog, cool down.
>> Anonymous
Hey /fit/, I'm a girl gamer.

No I'm not fat.
No I won't make you a sandwich.
No I'm not ugly.
No I don't go out with guy gamers, because they're usually socially retarded and ugly.
Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a jock, so what?
No I won't show you my tits, so don't fucking ask.

And finally.

Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy games (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.
>> Anonymous
>>87110

Me too. I lift every other day and ddr for cardio. ...I wish you were a lesbian.
>> Anonymous
>>87112
what do girls lift?

in b4 laundry or dishes
>> Anonymous
>>87115
Polystyrene weights on a helium-filled plastic bar?
>> Anonymous
>>87112

Same thing guys lift, weights, but not as much. Right now I completely suck- I had surgery 6 months ago.

inb4 no girls on interbutts.
>> Anonymous
>>87122
Also, wimminz cant have those big big huge manly muscles without the use of steroids.

In b4 physiological properties.
>> Anonymous
I'm a girl gamer who has been addicted to ddr for several years. I am stunning.
>> Anonymous
>>87122

They can have something pretty beefy if they happen to have a balance where their progesterone is higher than their estrogen. ...I take it there are no hardcore chicks at your gym?
>> Anonymous
>>87110

Yes, I am a dumb bitch that can't use punctuation.
>> Anonymous
1. Fuck someone else you meet at the gym

2. Dump her.

3. Tell her its because she's a fat, lazy, slob who doesn't even care about her own well being and that you fucked a fine-ass fit chick you met at the gym.

4. She attempts to rationalize this sudden thing in her life

5. ???????

6. Profit!
>> Anonymous
OP doesnt want to admit he is the one who plays video games all day, drinks too much coffee, eats too much fatty foods, and recently gained 10 lbs
>> Anonymous
>>87159
lol i wish this were true since my metabolism is like 50x faster than hers. i play some games and am a bit into modeling (the nerdy kind not the sexing anorexic bitches and other guys kind). but other than that i'm pretty active.
>> Anonymous
I play DDR as much as possible...
I use stepmania on a laptop then hooked up to television using my usb pad.
I really wish I knew how many calories I burn for each song.
>> Anonymous
>>87175
That all depends on how you play.
Are you one of those big-footed motherfuckers who has his feet leaning on 2 panels each?
Are you the normal player, who sits still and just moves with his legs?
Or are you like me, jumping all over the damn place and moving with the music, but continually get screwed over by 1/8th notes while in mid-air?
>> Anonymous
>>87617
or lol i dunno play more intense laser tag
>> Anonymous
laser fag
>> Anonymous
I dated a girl like this. At first she was fine with her change, but after only 2 weeks she was back to her old habits. Ready the harpoons and get ready to fuck sum fatty pussy. Or leave her, your call.
>> Anonymous
Wii Fit. /thread
>> Anonymous
>>87110
tits or gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>87864
lurk moar
copypasta is stale
>> Anonymous
>>86827
Wow she sounds like pretty much every guy on /b/ are you sure your not chick pretending to be a guy.
>> Anonymous
>>87868
lol actually she hates 4chan and /b/
>> Anonymous
>>87851
>>87644
I've played laser tag once before and like 3 out of 20 guys were faggots and kept just blocking the receivers and grabbing the guns. I wanted to fucking break their noses but we know how that would have ended for me.
>> Anonymous
>>87851
>>87644
I've played laser tag once before with like 2 of my friends and we kept blocking the receivers and grabbing guns of the nerdy fags who were treating the game like an actual war. This one wimp looked at me like his was pissed off, but saw my godlike arms and pecs through my popped collar shirt and quickly pretended he was looking at something else.
>> Anonymous
you can be good at DDR and still get a workout

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PWT9YxOuL8&feature=related

play 11+ footers 3 songs in a row and you both get better DDR and a better workout

now stop sucking cock at DDR and saying it's a workout you dickbags
>> Anonymous
LOL
the best way to make your girlfriend lose weight is to break up with her. When she realizes she can no longer take it easy and life off her boyfriend, she'll work on being good looking again so she can snag some other poor bastard, and the cycle repeats itself. Trust me on this, anon.