What are some healthy ways to sweeten oatmeal that don't involve sugar or sugar substitutes (ie splenda and the like). I know oatmeal is good for you but it's a goddamn chore to eat it plain and throwing some fruit in it by itself doesn't really solve things.
I have it with skim milk, and its fine to me, maybe I'm just used to it. Ive heard some people like to put in a bit of honey though.
Vanilla protein powder. But really, you're not on this planet in order to eat tasty things. Find something else to fulfill you as a human being... like fapping on /d/.
While we're at it, anyone have suggestions for plain yogurt as well?
Cum. The bonus is you get extra protein.
>>181873Actually, put oatmeal in your yogurt, oddly enough, plus a serving of pineapple. That's my breakfast.Then go jizz on your gf, cause pineapple makes it taste good... or so I hear.
>>181876It's true. My cum used to taste like shit before i changed my diet, now its so good i fire it into my breakfast every morning.
Pineapple is chock full of sugar dude, that shit is worse than bananas.
>>181880Unprocessed sugar isn't going to kill you.I tend to put a handful of raisins or sultanas into porridge, but I'm not looking to lose weight at all so I don't give two shits about calories and the likes.Also putting oats into yoghurt with fruit and honey makes a great breakfast, a good variety of carbs (low+some high GI to get you going) a bit of protein and some nutrients as well.
I use stevia.
fruit, honey, maple syrup
Maple syrupreal maple syrup.full of nutrients
Molasses, diced apples, and raisins.
agave or honey
Raisins and almonds.
More milk. Oatmeal is better if less dense.
Christ, stop being a bitch and just use Splenda or a little bit of cinnamon and honey. Natural honey has a lot of vitamins and you only need like half a teaspoon to give it a sweet taste, which is like 10 fucking calories.
The menstrual blood of unbaptized virgins.
I love using hot cocoa powder. I found this one that only has 25 calories a pack as well, shit's awesome.
>>181879Lolling so hard it hurts.