I'm a stick and my girlfriend wants me to gain some weight. She likes chubby guys, apparently. What should I buy en masse to stuff my face with? Note that I'm a poor University student, so my funds are... stretched.Picture unrelated but awesome.
>>303268Drink soda all fucking day.
tell her to fuck off. Or else you'll get fat, and never find another good looking girl who likes fatties, then you'll be fucked.
the only reasonable answer to this is she's, in a technical term - totally fucking batshit bonkers. so my answer would be to bulk up and become very musclar and just say its fat
Her response to this thread: "I don't want you to be chubby! I just want manboobs that I can squeeze"Maybe a little bit crazy.
Ditch her
If you do get fat; she will find you disgusting and dump you, guaranteed.
>>303380Not crazy, a fucking lesbian. Tell her if she wants boobs to squeeze, bring over one of her friends for a threesome. You can thank me later.
Eat at the school cafeteria if you have one. Most are pretty cheap (like $5-8) for all you can eat.
Can someone please explain to me why I want my b/f fat! I'm not fat myself but why do I find an enormous loose hungry belly so appealing? HELP ME!!!!!!!!!! I have never told him of this.
Why would you worsen your health for some chick jesus christ
>>304480Why?!!!! I've never told my b/f too HELP ME UNDERSTAND MY MIND!
DON'T. FUCKING. DO. IT.It's four years later and I still haven't lost all the fat I gained because of my ex.
Bulk up your get some fat but also muscle! and then whens shes not crazy anymore you can cut look great
>>304498how much did you gain? how much did she want? why did it end?
>>304503why did she want it? PLEASE HELP ME UNDERSTAND MY MIND!!!!!
twenty pounds and it ended because she was a psychoIt's not so much that I can't lose the weight as that I can't keep it off because I shifted my natural weight equilibrium from 165 pounds to 185 pounds granted I've transformed a fair amount of the weight to muscle but I still need to lose ten pounds.
>>304532damn take this man's advice she will prolly end up psycho and it be not worth it in the end!
DONT FUCKING DO IT.these sort of situations make me fucking RAGE. you don't want to be fat. i used to be fat. being fat SUCKS ASS. stay skinny or lift weights/eat healthy/gain muscle. but don't put on fat. enjoy your good genes and tell her to fuck off cuz it's your body./end rant
Does she seriously want manboobs? Or does she mean pecs?If its manboobs she wants then she has completely lost it, what girl wants manboobs to squeeze on when they have real boobs of their own?
Like me, you are a Ectomorph meaning no amount of eating will get you meaty.To turn into the other classes, Weight lifting for at least 3 years to change your entire systems (nervous, bone, etc) into either Endomorph or Mesomorph.
>>304614for me it's the belly why do I find man belly so appealing? HELP ME!!!!!
>>304626probably because your dad has one and you subconsciously want to fuck him
>>304627OEDIPUS COMPLEX
>>304630>>304627OH FUCK NO YOU SERIOUS? OH HELP ME!!!!! THERAPY TIME IS NOW?! I would never tell my b/f to he doesn't know no one does. It's just I want this stupid pseudo thing out of my system! IRL I don't find it hawt but in DREAMLAND IT'S TEH HAWT!
IF A GIRL WANTS FAT THEN THAT MEANS SHE HAS SOMEHOW THWARTED EVOLUTIONSHE WILL PRODUCE UNFIT OFFSPRING AND YOU WILL BE A LAUGHINGSTOCKDO OUR SPECIES A FAVOR AND USE YOUR KNUCKLES TO CAVE IN HER SKULL
IF SOMEONE SAYS CHICKS LIKE FAT GUYS THEN THAT SOMEONE IS A MAN COZ NO CHICK WOULD EVER SAY THAT.
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