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Anonymous
So recently while on a masturbating spree, I experienced a mindsplitting headache. I honestly thought I might die because as it was building, I didnt stop. This isnt the first time its happened; After coming back from bootcamp (Marine Corps, kill, yut, etc) I had these migraines for about a week and I pushed through them because, hey I don't get to see my girlfriend that often.
Anyway I told a friend and he looked into it heavily and told me that it might be from the repeated blood rushing through already weak veins in my brain and hemmoraging.
Is this serious? Any alternate diagnoses? Any one have the same problem?

pic related - its me in 20 years
>> Anonymous
>>446649
you have AIDS
>> Anonymous
I am a certified doctor and I can assure you that>>446665is completely correct. Your symptoms match those of AIDS patients. I suggest you stop masturbating so frequently, and the AIDS may recede into it's lair.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
so i guess theres only like the one guy on /fit/ huh?
>> Anonymous
I've had this problem before. Then it stopped. I believe that it was caused by a lack of water. Drink more water. See what happens.
>> Anonymous
well thanks im gonna go down a gallon
>> Anonymous
probably a blood sugar dip....eat more fiber!