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Anonymous
Whats wrong with my tongue /fit/?
>> Anonymous
Scape it, idiot. Fuck.
>> Anonymous
SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
holy christ, you must have horrible breath
>> Anonymous
>>182225
You have to brush your tongue, idiot.
>> Anonymous
That's a bacteria culture growing on your tongue, buddy. You probably have problems with bad breath. I'd suggest getting a tongue scraper or--if one is unavailable--a plastic spoon and scraping that gunk off your tongue.

Also, eat moar broccoli. It'll help balance out the uneven pH levels in your mouth that facilitate the bacterial growth.
>> Anonymous
>>182241
Thankyou, and my breath isnt bad actually. :]
>> Anonymous
also, whats with the crack down the middle of my tongue D=
>> Anonymous
>>182242

No, it probably is.
>> Anonymous
>>182245

That's just because your tongue folds there, so there isn't as much growth.

BRUSH YOUR TONGUE, MOTHERFUCKER.
>> Anonymous
>>182247
i do... :/
>> Anonymous
Holy fuck, let me guess, Britfag?
>> Anonymous
>>182249
yep :(
>> Anonymous
The deep crack in the middle is caused by bad nutrition, get somemultivitamins and change your diet.
>> Anonymous
is it bad to eat coffee beans? :/
>> Anonymous
>>182260
and apart from cofee beans, i eat healthily. :]
>> Anonymous
HOLY JESUS SHIT COCK ON A TREE, PIG DISGUSTING, OP.

I've never brushed my tongue in my entire life, and it looks nothing like that. How did yours get so bad?! ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>182268
If i knew, i wouldnt have a yellow tongue, id have fixed it....

its disgustinggg >.<
andi dont have bad breath, or a manky taste.
i have only smoked about 5 times
and i drink 2 times a month at most D=
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
That's fucking gross. You wonder why people don't want to kiss you.
>> Anonymous
>>182242
How do you know? You can't smell yourself usually. People don't usually tell you that shit
>> Anonymous
>>182281
scary thing is; i get kissed regularly, so stfu :]
i dont need to hear about how gross it is, i need to hear about how it can be fixed.
>> Anonymous
>>182287
i acutally ask people, and force them to tell teh truth.
and the people where i live are VERY open...
>> Anonymous
stop smoking, drinking tea or coffee, use mouthwash
>> Anonymous
>>182264

Theres a difference between eating healthily and getting proper nutrition. I forgot what deficiency causes it, but get some multi vitamins down your neck every day for a month, drink plenty WATER and see if it clears up, mines did.
>> Anonymous
>>182301
>>182300

Thankyouuu.
ill take this into account. and get mum to get me some multivitamins. :]
>> Anonymous
>>182306
>>182300

Forgot to mention about the coffee. Caffeine is a diuretic, so if you end up pissing alot more and not drinking enough water, you're going to be dehydrated. If your mouth is fairly dry alot of the time, that can also be a factor in the deep crack. Yellowness can be the staining from the coffee itself and a sign of vitamin deficiency. I used to think Gillian Mckeith was a retard, but she does have a fairly good amount of knowledge for someone with no degree.
>> LISTERINE LISTERINE
LISTERINE
LISTERINE
LISTERINE
Brush that shit and then LISTERINE

Multivitamins have nothing to do with your ailment.
>> Anonymous
>>182242

Yeah fucking right.
>> Anonymous
>>182313
i dont drink cofee that much.
i just eat the beans when i can find them.

just brushed, scraped and mouthwashed, and have taken a multivitamin.

it doesnt seem as bad as it used to. but my mouth is dry as fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>182339
then drink water dumb cunt
>> Anonymous
>>182330
if you dont have anything useful to post, then dont post. gtfo.
>> Anonymous
>>182342
dumb cunt was unesceserry....
jesus. why is everyone so hostile?
>> Anonymous
bacteria - scrape tongue and keep mouth clean but moist as much as possible.
>> Anonymous
>>182345

Welcome to /fit/...faggot.
>> Anonymous
Cheese grinder + tongue = only answer
>> Anonymous
>>182345

Welcome to /fit/.
>> Anonymous
>>182345
You know why I'm so hostile?

Yeah, because I'm an Alpha male.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want but you know it's completely true. That girl that is cute in a weird way but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one that keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one that calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl that won't even look at you when you nod and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up coyly aks for your help with her homework and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl that you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

That's right faggot. I'll always be better then you.
>> Anonymous
>>182371
I LOLD
>> Anonymous
Why is this thread more popular than the hot asian girls
>> Anonymous
>>182376
theres no alpha males in that thread
>> Anonymous
>>182384

There are no alpha males on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>182371
god damn... rage
>> Anonymous
>>182371
alpha male = douche. :)

sums it up easy.
>> Anonymous
>>182313
Although coffee and soda are diuretics, there is still a net gain of water, so you won't get dehydrated from drinking them. Still a better idea to drink water, but not that 8 glasses a day bullshit.
>> Anonymous
>>182225
just swish some hydrogen peroxide in your mouth and it will clear out reasonably fast, wait for it all to oxidize and kill all the germs though
>> Anonymous
>>182371
delicious copy pasta
>> Anonymous
don't want to look at this shit everytime i f5
>> Anonymous
may i put my weener in there?
>> sage Anonymous
>>182371
I know it's just a copy-paste, but fucking RRRRAAAGGGEEE!!
>> Anonymous
I get this too
Just use the nail in your thumb to scraipe it off.
>> Anonymous
>>182371
I know it shouldn't but that last part always gets to me and makes me want to go kick somebodies ass.
>> Anonymous
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>>182371
>>182371