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Calories burned at a metal show? Anonymous
So stupid question time - how many calories do you think one would burn during about an hour in the crunch of a crowd at a metal show?

Not moshing, mind you - just pinned in the crowd - fighting back crowd surges, passing stage divers overhead and generally trying to stay on your feet and not me smashed to pieces by the meatheads around you?

Like I said - about an hour spend in the middle of the crunch of a very rowdy crowd.

Pic totally related.
>> Anonymous
get in the pit pussy, i spent two hours in one the other day and man is that the most fun fucking workout EVER
>> Anonymous
GWAR FUCK YEAR

just saw one of their shows...awesome
>> Anonymous
>>412636

As did I - just got home from it. Hence my question - just trying to figure it into my calorie burn for the day.
>> Anonymous
I'm not sure how many calories you burned. We'd have to factor in a lot of things. Such as how much semen you ingested during the show as metal is for closeted homosexuals.
>> Anonymous
>>412673
probably a wigger who listens to lil wayne while driving in his honda civic to work at walmart
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>412673

The sheer irony of this post, on a board dedicated to guys who like to hang out with other guys in scant clothing, sweaty and grunting with each other and fawning over how hot their muscles look, is TOTALLY lost on him.

Meanwhile, I fucking LOL'D.

tl;dr - Pot calling kettle a faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>412710

You're on 4chan. We all workout alone and train for strength, just in case of zombie attack
>> Anonymous
>>412713

Which is useless - as endurance is more important to the Zombie Apocalypse than raw strength.
>> the new crossfit justification Anonymous
>>412717
SO, how functional will your squatz and bench be in a zombie attack now, eh?
>> Anonymous
>>412717

Not when I'm hacking at them with my katana
>> Anonymous
272.5 i expect
>> Anonymous
>>412721

Congratulations! You just proved yourself to be critically stupid. Enjoy your rapid death in the zombie holocaust because of your adolescent power fantasies.

Also, I'm curious is somebody's going to answer the OP's question...I got to a lot of shows and I know I'm usually beat afterwards like I just had a decent workout. Would be a handy ballpark to log.
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>>412604
GET IN THE PIT OR LEAVE THE HALL, SON OF ODIN

ALSO, DO SQUATZ AND SHRUGS AND DEADLIFTS SO YOU CAN SHOULDER SMASH LITTLE METAL POSER CHICKS AND THRASH DANCER FAGGOTS HARDER

FUCK YEAH METAL
>> Anonymous
>>412735

Whatever, metal's for fags
>> Anonymous
>>412739

Did somebody hurt your feelings, Darkcloud Nightblade? Awww...
>> Anonymous
>>412742

At least I'm not a fag that listens to metal
>> Anonymous
>>412736
>>412736
>>412736
>>412736
>>412736
>>412736
>>412736
>>412736
>>412736
>>412736
>>412736
>>412736
>> Anonymous
>>412749
at least I'm not a troll
>> Anonymous
>>412751

Yea you are, we were having a good time until Mr. No Sense of Humor showed up
>> Anonymous
>>412749

No, instead you're a fag who has a 14yr old, White Wolf LARP, black-trenchcoat-and-mirrorshades katana obsession.

Way to be a cut above, tiger!
>> Anonymous
>>412754
baww
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>>412759

Look at my balls, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>412764
trap
>> Anonymous
>>412764

front page news
>> Anonymous
lol went to a metal show and didn't mosh

You have a vajayjay, don't you?
>> Anonymous
>>412717
squatz destroy zombies you stupid fag.
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>>412844
You inspire me.