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Anonymous
How to look like this?
>> Anonymous
grow a beard. a creepy fucking beard.
>> Anonymous
wear a hat
>> Anonymous
have a creepy smile/pout
>> Anonymous
Get some hair on your chest.
>> Anonymous
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Look how sad it looks.
>> Anonymous
Get lenses that will color your eyes blue
>> OriginalContentGuy@gmail.com
Smoke crack whilst lifting weights.
>> Anonymous
Use over 9000 kinds of steroids, grow chest hair and a beard.


Oh yeah, and work out.
>> Anonymous
Join a Scandinavian death metal band
>> Anonymous
>>402263
Best one yet.
>> Anonymous
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
>> Anonymous
pee in your mouth.
>> Anonymous
I do believe that's mountain man. He's 100% natural and believes the best things for growth are eggs and compound exercises. He's pretty awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>402225
that body is what i strive for
>> Anonymous
>>402225
1) find a magic lamp
2) rub it
3) for wish #1 ask to be ripped
4) for wish #2 ask to be ugly
5) for wish #3 ask for a beard
>> Anonymous
lol, that guy is a member on bodybuilding.com
>> Anonymous
>>402263

He's actually a funk guitarist. Seriously.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DSikofn9Ayg
>> Anonymous
>>402536

What the fuck?
>> Anonymous
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/mielke40.htm
FUCK YEAR MOUNTAIN MAN
>> Anonymous
>>402505

rofl good lord
>> Anonymous
>>402225
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kxCPEcpLZOQ

Woah this dude eats egg shells man. What? Is that the secret?