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HI /fit/. time for serious talk Anonymous
"ughughugh hnngg"

ok so i was masturbating earlier, and my head got really super sensitive, like it never has been before, i thought "maybe i shoyuld stop" but i didnt, and after i came i felt a loud and rumbling "POP" in my lower back and or in near my stomache.

so my question is; is it possible to "POP" your vas deferens or your seminal vesicle, or any part of the "male sexual organs"? please help me out im in freakout mode right now.
>> OP here Anonymous
did i forget to mention that im a guy? you should be able to figure it out by the first post. and when i said "head" i meant the tip of my penis. :P
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT GO TO THE HOSPITAL YOUR GOING TO DIE
>> Anonymous
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Dickants are the likely culprit
>> Anonymous
You will die in the next ten minutes.. rape the nearest living thing.. and good night sweet prince.
>> Anonymous
>i came i felt a loud and rumbling "POP" in my lower back and or in near my stomache

That is so F'n rad bro, I wish you could of recorded it.
>> OP HERE Anonymous
wow this "conversation is shallow and pedantic. congratulations on sounding like retards!!!!!!


please i want smart people!!!
>> Anonymous
>>353180
Christopher Munroe?
>> Anonymous
>>353000
Are you sure you didn't just let off some gas?
>> Anonymous
>>353197
thats what i thought at first until i wanked again and very very little sperm came out.
>> Anonymous
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>>353140
does it even have to be alive? really why not rape something thats dead and say "FUCK YEAH I RAPE A DEAD THING!!!!"

thats really badass
>> Anonymous
>>353204
Did any blood come out with the spunk or if you urinated afterwards?
If no then I would probably wait a while and wank again to check if the plumbing is alright.
>> Anonymous
well actually
one of the rings in your cock probably popped
common
it releases something like spinal fluid.
you did it too hard.
if your cock is not painful, then i have no idea what the hell you did, but go to the fucking doctor now or risk never having sex and/or children again
srsly, go now.
embarassment now or die a lonely bitchy unsexually charged virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>353229
cock ring? what are those?
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>>353224
best advice yet, come to think of it i havnt even take a nice long piss in a while.
>>353229
"cock rings"???
>>353231
mind>gutter


pic is tottally unrelated i found it on wikipedia (LMFAO)
>> Anonymous
>>353240
BRB fapping
>> ................ Anonymous
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>>353246
to a wikipedia image.............*under-breath*wow....go get laid man, well whatever you do to watch/and or experience lezbien sex......lack of words......FUCK YEAH SEAKING
>> Anonymous
>>353257
they see me trolling
>> Anonymous
>>353246
>>353269
samefag aka.queer
>> Anonymous
>>353285
wrong I'm the guy who said "BRB fapping", already fapped and it wasn't too bad. Gonna go cook a steak now, bye and love you.