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Anonymous
Hands down best acne solutions.
Something for emos too.
>> Anonymous
Chronic face washing + St. Ive's Face wash + Biore Acne Solution + Sea Breeze face wash.
I'm OCD so you probably won't be able to do this with success because your mind can't wrap around my extremely detailed schedule.
Also I have perfect skin. lol
Unfortunately it will probably suffer later in life because I use so many products.
Anything is bad in excess.
>> Anonymous
generic apricot scrub, generic cetaphil, Neutrogena Rapid Clear Acne Eliminating Gel. All that.
>> Anonymous
drink a buttload of water. worked for me
>> OP
>>339227
wtf?
can anyone explain why this is?
by the way, this is my first time on /fit/ sorry if this topic comes up a lot
>> Anonymous
>Hands down best acne solutions.

Accutane, or Tetracycline if your acne is milder. Chronic face washing doesn't really help when your acne is cystic.
>> Anonymous
>>339232
heres the first link I found by googling acne+water. Also, ignore the niggers above, excessive face washing is heaven for acne and increases breakouts.

http://healing.about.com/cs/skincare/a/uc_adultacne.htm

also the classic:

www.acne.org

this topic doesn't come up that often actually. good luck brah
>> Anonymous
>>339227

That only works if you have a really light case.
>> Anonymous
>>339262
surely it helps anyway
>> OP
Thanks everyone!
>> Anonymous
lose weight
>> Anonymous
I get E in the OP all the fucking time. They're around long enough to earn themselves names.
>> Anonymous
differin + antibiotics
>> the ides of march !!7Z/3gj5ZXsu
Stop drinking soda.
Stop touching your face.
Stop eating greasy foods.
Wash your face.
>> Anonymous
SQUATZ N OATZ
>> Anonymous
>>339300
I just pop mine. But my skin doesnt get pimple scars and they heal within a day or so.
>> Anonymous
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
>> Anonymous
>>339380
Did you get a reservation at Dorsia's?
>> Anonymous
>>339387

Hey Paul!
*WHACK*
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
>> Anonymous
>>339391
You might think I'm crazy,
but I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on
*dun dun* It's hip to be square
>> Anonymous
I'm trying to ease one of the hollow plastic tubes from the dismantled Habitrail system up into her vagina, forcing the vaginal lips around one end of it, and even with most of it greased with olive oil, it's not fitting in properly. During this, the jukebox plays Frankie Valli singing "The Worst That Could Happen" and I'm grimly lip-syncing to it, while pushing the Habitrail tube up into this bitch's cunt. I finally have to resort to pouring acid around the outside of the pussy so that the flesh can give way to the greased end of the Habitrail and soon enough it slides in, easily. "I hope this hurts you," I say.

The rat hurls itself against the glass cage as I move it from the kitchen into the living room. It refused to eat what was left of the other rat I had bought it to play with last week, that now lies dead, rotting in a corner of the cage. (For the last five days I've purposefully starved it.) I set the glass cage down next to the girl and maybe because of the scent of the cheese the rat seems to go insane, first running in circles, mewling, then trying to heave its body, weak with hunger, over the side of the cage. The rat doesn't need any prodding and the bent coat hanger I was going to use remains untouched by my side and with the girl still conscious, the thing moves effortlessly on newfound energy, racing up the tube until half of its body disappears, and then after a minute - its rat body shaking while it feeds - all of it vanishes, except for the tail, and I yank the Habitrail tube out of the girl, trapping the rodent. Soon even the tail disappears. The noises the girl is making are, for the most part, incomprehensible.
>> Anonymous
>>339401

I can already tell that it's going to be a characteristically useless, senseless death, but then I'm used to the horror. It seems distilled, even now it fails to upset or bother me. I'm not mourning, and to prove it to myself, after a minute or two of watching the rat move under her lower belly, making sure the girl is still conscious, shaking her head in pain, her eyes wide with terror and confusion, I use a chain saw and in a matter of seconds cut the girl in two with it. The whirring teeth go through skin and muscle and sinew and bone so fast that she stays alive long enough to watch me pull her legs away from her body - her actual thighs, what's left of her mutilated vagina - and hold them up in front of me, spouting blood, like trophies almost. Her eyes stay open for a minute, desperate and unfocused, then close, and finally, before she dies, I force a knife uselessly up her nose until it slides out of the flesh on her forehead, and then I hack the bone off her chin. She has only half a mouth left and I fuck it once, then twice, three times in all. Not caring whether she's still breathing or not I gouge her eyes out, finally using my fingers. The rat emerges headfirst - somehow it turned itself around inside the cavity - and it's stained with purple blood (I also notice where the chain saw took off about half of its tail) and I feed it extra Brie until I feel I have to stomp it to death, which I do. Later the girl's femur and left jawbone lie in the oven, baking, and tufts of pubic hair fill a Steuben crystal ashtray, and when I light them they burn very quickly.
>> Anonymous
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>>339401
>>339402
>> Anonymous
>>339401
>>339402

this is why the book is better than the movie

not saying the movie was bad, because it wasn't (and Christian Bale completely fucking owned as Patrick Bateman) but it simply cannot touch upon the pure, relentless insanity of Bret Easton Ellis' novel.