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Clubbing. Anonymous
This pisses me off.
When i go out with a group of friends, i'm the only one that can dance. They just stand there with a drink or their hands in their pockets, ON THE DANCE FLOOR which lowers my social value towards the women there tremendously. I've been sending how to dance clips to them but it failed. How do i pimp my wingmen to learn dancing or at least to dress better or to get in better shape for doing the clubbing?

signed,
the alpha male of our crew
>> Anonymous
Most people don't know how to dance, and are nervous enough not to try. Just convince them to get in there and just move with the music, kinda.

Also, obvious troll is obvious
>> Anonymous
i myself hate dancing. if someone tried to make me dance i'd kill them on the spot.

your friends probably don't give a shit about dancing. as such it's pointless to try motivate them, they'll just start hating you.

(i have nothing against dancing in general, but i don't like it myself and i can see why your friends aren't too enthusiastic.)
>> Anonymous
OP here,
-They can't dress
-They can't dance
-They don't want to travel to new clubs
-They know tons of people (GIRLS) on msn which they could ask to join the group for the evening, which they don't
>> Anonymous
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I used to go clubbing with people that had all these skills, but they all moved on with their lives and now i'm stuck with noobs and pretty much never go out anymore. Going out alone sucks so that's no option.
>> Anonymous
Go clubbing with new people. Simple.

Myself, I love dancing. Even if I'm not all that good at it. You are never going to pick up while hanging with a bunch of social retards.
>> Anonymous
being the alpha male of your crew is like being the president of the chess club you fucking faggot
>> Anonymous
Don't go clubbing you enormous douche.

Go chocke on a dick somewhere while I go to a pub with my friends to have a good time without worries.
>> Anonymous
OP = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
>> Anonymous
OP, I go out on my own just to pick fights with guys like you.
>> Anonymous
Buy them some base/speed, coke, whatever you can get your hands on thats an upper to get them moving. I fucking hate dancing, and as a brtifag i'd rather sit in a pub playing games and getting tanked. However as i have a friend's 18th coming up in 3 weeks and he wants to go into town, presumably clubbing i will be snorting base all night to get in the mood to dance like a tit.

Pro-tip:

- Ply your friends with drugs & alcohol, spiking their drinks before you start hitting the clubs is a surefire way they will not be able to stfu all night and will be the ones at 6am telling you to get on the dance floor.
>> Anonymous
xtc
>> Anonymous
femanon here,

i hate guys that can't dance and spill drinks all over the place, so OP has a good point
>> Anonymous
>>208006

Dancing like a mong doesn't really look that good unless everyone, including OP is on it.
>> Anonymous
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>>207963
>>I go to a pub with my friends to have a good time without worries.

Haha, oh man. I bet you go home afterwards to wank off. This is about clubbing game, not about waistoids like you.
>> Anonymous
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>>208010
yo girl u lookin fly, holla at me

OP u need MuSSLE for goni out
i got 2 say that every week 2 u suckaz
u need mussle
mussle
lemme spell dat shit out

M U S S LE


peace
>> Anonymous
DANCING IS GAY
THIS IS WHY A LOT OF GUYS WON'T DANCE
>> Anonymous
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GANGSTAS DONT DANCE
>> Anonymous
>>208024
>>DANCING IS GAY
No, standing on the dancefloor doing nothing in a place full of women is gay.

Dancing/social skills are the same thing. An understanding and practice of the mechanics can improve your confidence and awareness of socializing.
>> Anonymous
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HELLO GANGSTAS
>> Anonymous
>>208034
>Dancing/social skills are the same thing.
I lol'd. Silliest thing I've heard in a while.
>> Anonymous
>>208044
They are on the dancefloor, duh.
Verbal communication is difficult at a club so you need to dress well and be able to dance.
>> optimus
People that just STAND on the dancefloor all night should be shot.
>> Anonymous
>>208048
Which is why I don't go to clubs. Couldn't care less about women who just like to dance and "party".
>> Anonymous
>>208050
You're missing out bro.
Clubs are full of 9s and 10s.
Attractive women want to be seen, that's why they go out, lol. The partying is just an excuse.
>> Anonymous
I guess i'll leave it at that because this forum doesn't understand social dynamics
>> Anonymous
Go solo you pansy. The sooner you drop your nab "wingmen" and go out alone, the sooner you'll meet likeminded individuals who aren't afraid to dance.
>> Jesus
How do i dance?

I don't know how.

And my friends always want me to but im too embarrased. :3
>> Anonymous
>How do i pimp my wingmen

Get a wingwoman, much better

You also get a free sage with this piece of advice since your shit is not fit related.
>> Anonymous
>>207937

Find some likeminded fucktards to go out with you toolbox and leave your friends alone. They'll be better off.
>> Anonymous
>>208054

There's a reason they don't want to be heard, though.
>> Anonymous
White men were not made for dancing. This is why we have pubs.
>> Anonymous
>>208054
>>Clubs are full of 9s and 10s.
Attractive women want to be seen, that's why they go out, lol.

And you really think they are into 4chan fucktards? I'd rather sit home contemplating ways to an hero and marking them out of 10 than go to a club and get continually shot down until i lower my standards to the ugliest girls there.
>> Anonymous
>>208218

Why do you even care what they think? Clubbing girls are the most vapid, shallow whores around. They have a black hole where their personality should be. They don't care about you, they care about how _they_ look with you.

Goddamn, I'll take an average looking intoxicated pub girl over a cokesnorting club whore any day of the week.
>> Anonymous
>>208231
Because they're hot?