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Clean way to masturbate Anon
Hey i've heard of using socks, but whats a clean way to masturbate?

i always (naturally) want to cum inside of something, and my hand just isnt cutting it, and i cant reach to my mouth, not to mention it doesnt taste toooo good...
>> Anon
Should i just use a sock, how does it work? i've never done it..
>> Anonymous
Get a piece of foam-rubber pipe insulation. Lube a plenty.
>> Anon
do i wait until im 'bout to cum or wat
>> Anon
>>139614
where am i suppose to find this?
>> Anonymous
condom?
>> Anonymous
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This. Rear entry. Serious. Mount it on the corner of your bed and go nuts.
>> Anonymous
Uhh, are you really this stupid, or a troll? Use a condom.
>> Anonymous
>>139605
just jizz into your garbage can and spray it with febreeze. replace the bag frequently.

we fap at our desks watching CP on 4chan anyways, so the garbage can is right there
>> Anon
>>139618
good idea, F*** i knew i should have bought more...

:(
>> Anonymous
>>139618
waste of money man, why would you wanna fap with a condom on too man
>> Anon
>>139638
i dont want to cum in my hand, i want to cum inside of something, its not like i have sex toys, what am i, a WOMAN?

too bad my vacuum cleaner is to tiny for my GIRTH!
>> Andy Botwin
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Banana. Microwave it.
>> Anonymous
My boyfriend always came into a tissue?
>> Anonymous
Tissue or baby wipes
>> Anon
>>139655
i'm alergic, that wouldnt end well...

>>139667
>>139669

how would one hold all the cum?

Toilet paper?
>> Anonymous
>>139677

Easily? Sometimes you grab a second one if needed.

Then again I fap 1-2 times a day so my stores a little depleted lol
>> Anonymous
>>139617

Home Depot, Lowe's, any other hardware joint.
>> Anonymous
I just cum on my chest/stomach and clean it off with toiletpaper aftewards, works like a charm.
>> Anonymous
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If you have a cup lying around you can use that - just remember not to drink out of it. In fact, rinse it out and put it in the dishwasher immediately. Also, 2-3 tissues should be good enough.
>> Anonymous
>>139702

Don't you hate it when it puddles in your navel? I do.
>> Anonymous
>>139655
Fuck yeah Uncle Andy
>> Anonymous
>>139702

hothothot
>> Anonymous
cum into your hands, then use it as hair gel. it works pretty well if you style it quickly.
>> Anonymous
>>139742
Yes, but it's either that or have it run down the sides of your stomach.
>> Anonymous
>>139655
I fucking love weeds.
>> Anonymous
cum into tissues
>> Anonymous
I've used a sock before. I'd invert the sock so it's doubled on itself. Then I'd slip it on and start masturbating with it. I'd ejaculate inside the sock.

Nowadays I just use a towel, and when I'm close to climaxing, I wrap the towel on my penis and keep pumping until/while I climax. Same effect as the sock.
>> Anonymous
>>139806
Oh yeah, and I'm uncut, so my foreskin is protecting the head from the relative roughness of the fabric. Not sure if rubbing cloth on your penis is pleasurable for you circumcised gentry.
>> Anonymous
Into a paper towel then flush.

Idiots.
>> Anonymous
When you're about to cum pinch the end of your foreskin together, thus trapping all of ones ejaculate inside ones foreskin. Now woddle off to the toilet, shower, tissues and release said semen, the no mess way to jack off.

oh how i love to be uncut, circumsized fags can get fucked
>> Anonymous
>>140434

Oh, great, you're gonna have me trying that
>> Anonymous
just put like 3/4 tissue over your penor

you can cum inside then just flush it
also you have a little penor so with the layer of tissue it will make you feel like you have a bigger penis
win win
>> Anonymous
Just buy a fleshlight and be done with it.
>> Anonymous
>>140441
>>140434
I did this for years until I realized it makes your penis stink like a finely matured cheese until you next wash it. Use a paper towel.
>> Anonymous
Get /fit/. Gain some social skills. Get women. Forget masturbation.
>> Anonymous
>>140473
have to do something in the meantime though
>> Anonymous
shut up and swallow, semen has a lot of protein in it
>> Anonymous
>>140434
not all uncut guys have massive long foreskins.
There's no way I could do that.

And anyway it sounds disgusting.
>> Anonymous
I lie on my back in my bed and shoot my load over my stomach then rub it all over myself.
>> Anonymous
i just cum on the carpet.
>> Anonymous
just do it into the toilet. you dont have to clean up anything. stop ruining your socks
>> Anonymous
Just cum into your hand, lick it up for EXTRA PROTEINZ and wash your hand.
>> Anonymous
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i think japan is a pretty cool guy. eh sells cum in bottles and doesn't afraid of anything.
>> Anonymous
trainer socks are awesome for this, the heel fits right over my balls.
>> Anonymous
>>140573
dude, is this for real?
i mean, japs are fucking twisted, but that shit just seems real freaking wrong
>> Anonymous
Japan has used panties in dispensers on the street, allegedly to cut down on panty theft. Are you really that surprised by this?
>> Anonymous
>>141081
yeah I've heard of this, but i thought it was just creepy old men that did that shit,
but perverted women drinking jizz on a bottle and paying for it just seems unreal
>> Anonymous
>>141072
Why the hell does it say 450W?

And obviously it's not real. It's preposterous to mass produce cum, it'd just dry up in the bottle. And where would they make it? At the cum factory on the cum assembly line? That would take like 300 loads to make. Fresh loads.
>> Anonymous
I just cum into my boxers and let it dry.
>> Anonymous
this thread is giving me girlboner
>> Anonymous
>>140434

That is called SMEGMA. It is not a good thing.
>> Anonymous
>>141104
That "W" you see is actually the symbol for yen. That bottle costs 450 yen
>> Anonymous
>>141104
either troll or retarded (W thing)
>> Anonymous
Press hard into your gooch just as you're about to cum, and cut off the tube. Dunno if it'll cause long term damage, but it'll certainly stop there being any jizz.
>> Anonymous
Get a vaccum.
>> Anonymous
>>141350
damn, why would you do that?
>> Anonymous
>>140434

ill admit to having done this a few times
SHOWER right after though
>> Anonymous
>>141374
because he can't do kegels/ can't be arsed learning.
>> Anonymous
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