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Anonymous
So /fit/ I got a question.
I'm a believer in classic beauty, I.E. the paler you are the better. As such, what can I do to make my complexion more ivory like in appearance? I know in the old day they used to use arsenic, but that's like, dangerous, and not available anymore. What I want is some hints on diet, or skincare products to make my skin more fair. Any ideas?
>> Anonymous
stay inside and do not do manual labor [that is poor person work]
>> Anonymous
>>156720
already there, and I still have too much pigment.
>> Anonymous
Switch skin with me. I am motherfucking ivory and it fucking sucks.

Become Italian, but the pale half, not the super tan half.
>> Anonymous
I spent a while looking into this because the area around my groin is darker than the rest of me. They have skin bleaching shit you can buy, but it's 'spensive as fuck all, takes a while, and doesn't guarantee even tone
>> Anonymous
>>156721
there is no cure for niggerdom. sorry.
>> Anonymous
tuberculosis was the method of choice for a waifish, ethereal paleness among 19th century poets and artists. try that. what could possibly go rong?
>> Anonymous
>>156721
-Curse your parents and spit on their grave.
-Become an hero.
-Hope that you come back as someone you wanna look like.
-????
-PROFIT
>> Anonymous
shed skin?
>> Anonymous
Get with the times
>> Anonymous
Yeah, there are skin whitening creams you could try. Paleness is really popular in Asian countries like tanning is here so there's a lot of stuff you can get.
>> Anonymous
Travel to the Mariana Trench and live there for a while amongst the fish and over millions of years you will become pigmentless and thus will be able to punch gorillas in his face