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Anonymous
Oh God, /fit/, I feel them crawling. What do I do?
>> Anonymous
fight
>> Anonymous
>>329343
I don't think punching myself in the asshole would help all that much.
>> Anonymous
Anti-pinworm drugs such as Albenza (albendazole), Vermox (mebendazole)/ OVEXtm(mebendazole), Piperazine and Pin-X or Reese's Pinworm Medication (pyrantel pamoate) are commonly used to treat pinworms as well as ascaris lumbricoides (the roundworm).
>> Anonymous
>>329362
Yeah, I know I'll have to pick up some medicine (thanks for the list of names and ingredients), but is there anything I can do RIGHT THIS SECOND to ease THE UNBEARABLE ASS ITCH.
>> Anonymous
q-tip with some very neutral jelly type lotion. Aquaphor is great or whatever you have that wont irritate...chapstick
>> Anonymous
damp paper towel is you don't have anything else you could rub on tissue isn't a bad last resort. Hold better than toilet paper and wetness irritates less
>> Anonymous
get your salad tossed
>> Anonymous
>>329366
use fire. they hate fire
>> Anonymous
god what are those?? i had them as a kid and they freaked me out
>> Anonymous
Lol u got worms ahahhaha dw just scrape your ass on the ground like a dog
>> Anonymous
is it possible to get rid of them without a medication? I had them when I was little but haven't noticed any worm activity in like ten years.
>> Anonymous
eat a lot of garlic, it's the best natural remedy.
>> Anonymous
crawling in my skin, these worms they will not leave
>> Anonymous
Tape your ass shut this instant! You do not want to be scratching that itch and transferring eggs elsewhere.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Eat them.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit this thread should be the first archived /fit/ thread
I laughed so much at all the replies i think im gonna die
>> Anonymous
>>329390
its mouthwatering. i dont know whether i should binge eat or deal with my now throbbing erection
>> Anonymous
> After mating, the male dies. The female migrates to the anus and emerges, usually during the night, to deposit about 10,000 to 20,000 eggs in the perianal area (around the anus). She then secretes a substance which causes a very strong itching sensation, inciting the host to scratch the area and thus transfer some of the eggs to the fingers. Eggs can also be transferred to cloth, toys, and the bathtub. Once ingested orally, the larvae hatch and migrate back to the intestine, growing to maturity in 30-45 days. The eggs can survive for 2 to 3 weeks on their own outside of the human body. In some cases, the larvae will hatch in the peri-anal area and travel back inside the anus, up the rectum, and back into the intestines where they mature.
>> Anonymous
>>329468
so..If I leave my asshole alone for a few weeks they disappear?
>> Anonymous
>>329472
that sounds like a great plan. how do u intend to do that? no poops?
>> Anonymous
>>329472
If you leave it alone, they will eat you and everyone you care about.

Go buy the medicine, you disgusting fuck.
>> Anonymous
drown them in semen.

kill 2 birds w/1 stone.

go to boy's town/local 'bath house' and let a train get run on you. youll drown the little fuckers in boat loads of AIDs cum WHILE ALSO spreading this blight to their disgusting kind
>> Anonymous
>>329482
well, do you wipe your asshole with your bare habd?
>> Anonymous
>>329472
No.
>> Anonymous
Are you taking any medications? I thought that I might have worms but it turned out to be a side effect of the medication I was taking, also I know a guy that can't eat oranges, high-citrus-level foods, etc for the same reason.
>> Anonymous
>>329333
how does one get this?
my crotch itches and so does my anus sometimes. Could this be due to pinworms?

I don't feel anything crawling, nor do I feel a lot of itching.
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
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Try this.
>> Anonymous
>>329400
Eat about 3-4 cigarettes (No filter, stronger versions like Marlboro Reds are best) and laugh as you get sick, but every worm in your system dies of poisoning.

As for the itching, get sodomized by a lion or tiger, they have spiky dicks.
>> Anonymous
>>329539
see>>329468
You shake hands with someone who scratched his egg-filled asshole. Then you use your hands on something you eat. Because of shit like this you wash your fucking hands before you eat (and after you had them up your ass).

Sometime ago there was a guy on /b/ who told the story of him giving a rimjob to a girl, just to see something like OP's pic. The girl was like 'Those are worms. EVERBODY has them. LOL' He ran home and ate two tubes of toothpaste.
>> Anonymous
>>329333
KILL IT WITH ICYHOT
>> Anonymous
>>329407
I eat shit loads of Garlic and I still recently got them
>> Anonymous
>>329571
THis would actually work.
>> Anonymous
Zinc cream for diaper rash works to stop the itching. Polysporin works, too.
>> Anonymous
>>329687
well eat some more.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit this is one of my worst fears.

How do you know if you have them, /fa/????!!!
>> Anonymous
Dig in your ass to get them out. Srsly. Garlic and onions everyday seemed to work. Takes about a month because you have to kill the fuckers and then wait for the eggs to hatch to kill them too. lrn2tickleyourprostate.
>> Anonymous
Everyone who has this should be shot into outer space on a rocket. Ghastly.
>> Anonymous
>>329932
lol, 80% of N.American and N.Europe
>> Anonymous
>>330143
fuck that
i've never had that shit
fuckkkkkkkkkkkk
>> Anonymous
Had when I was 5. Shit sucked, the thing that sucks even more is that I remembered it.
>> Anonymous
>>330158
Itchy anus?
>> Anonymous
>>300000
>> Anonymous
>>330000
>> Anonymous
http://content.nejm.org/content/vol354/issue13/images/data/e12/DC1/NEJM_Brown_e12v1.swf

This is what's inside you, OP
>> Anonymous
Stay away from women forever omg.
>> Anonymous
Oignons worked for my solitary worm, maybe it will do the same for these worms.
>> Anonymous
whoa how do you even get those in the first place? also maybe bleach asshole.

i feel really sorry for you, that would drive me absolutely insane.
>> Anonymous
It looks like shredded cheese, and that looks like it could be pizza crust. I am hungry.
>> Anonymous
>>330224
I just fucking threw up.
>> Anonymous
I have never had worms, but I do have a method of scratching my asshole without use of my hands. Try sitting in an angle or gyrating your ass with your weight still on the seat and let the two asscheeks naturally rub against each other. The natural friction between the cheeks will feel great, especially if you have a hairy gooch.
>> Anonymous
When I was fourteen, I used to suffer pinworm infection. One day, I was taking a bath. I must have eaten something weird back then, and I suddenly felt my bowels bubbling. Before I realized a thing, hot, brown stream of diarrhea filled my bathtub and mixed with water, and the worst thing was, many pinworms and their eggs were swimming and wiggling in brown water. I almost swallowed one. So I jumped out of the bathtub, screaming and crying, all covered with shit and pinworms. This alarmed my parents, who filled some bowls with fresh water and splashed it at me. I was standing in the bathroom naked, wet, cold, all in tears, shit and pinworms...

After that, I refused to take a bath for about a month. My folks finally got pissed and replaced the bathtub with a shower cabin. It helped a bit. But I still had to visit a therapist for two years.

As for now, I'm eighteen, and I've finally got rid of pinworms. But haven't forgotten yet. This was the worst day of my life.
>> Anonymous
you are all pussies.
worms are nothing to be afraid of. Everyone gets them sooner or later.
Sucks if it's a dangerous one like a tapeworm.
For the sake of humanity (and I really mean that), get yourself some medication, but stop bitching.
>> Anonymous
>>330289

holy shit you're a pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>330289
Oh Jesus, dude. That's a fucking terrible thing to happen, especially at a young age. God damn.
>> Anonymous
>>330289So I jumped out of the bathtub, screaming and crying, all covered with shit and pinworms
BWAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
CILLIT BANG
>> Anonymous
>>330289
LOL
>> Anonymous
damnit /fit/.. now im scared every time my ass itches its because of pin worms
>> Anonymous
I honestly though OP's picture was from wet toliet paper rubbed on his bunghole. How do you people get these weird problems? stop picking your asshole and sucking your finger nails after.
>> Anonymous
>>330289
You sound like a strange young man.
>> Anonymous
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Is this pinworms
>> Anonymous
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Is this pinworms?
>> Anonymous
>>330289
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>> Anonymous
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>>330289
lolooloolooll
>> Anonymous
>>330630
>09/12/08(Fri)22:29

oh fuck its a ghost bumping da thrad
>> Anonymous
tough it out, if this thread isn't too necro'd.

Pinworms must complete the cycle of ass-to-mouth for them to survive past one lifespan. If you can somehow not re-infect yourself, they die off naturally. Most children have been infected by pinworms and naturally get rid of them this way, it's great for the immune system.

That said the OP looks like grated cheese, I kindof want a salad now.
>> Anonymous
I love how perfectly waxed the OP's pic looks.
>> Anonymous
>>330991
How long does it take dear friend?
>> Anonymous
>>330993
It's probably a child's asshole, that's why.
>> Anonymous
CRAWWLING IN MYYYYY SKIIIIINNNNNNNNN
>> Anonymous
>>331356

bump I also need answer
>> Anonymous
>>330584
Taco-Bell
>> Anonymous
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>>331382