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Hair Growth Anonymous
I was unsure of where else to ask this, so the health board seemed an apt choice.

My hair grows at very strange rates on my head. From quickest to slowest growth, it goes back of the head, bangs, and lastly sides (area just above sideburns). I'm in the process of growing a head of gorgeous hippie hair, the process of which is made difficult by the sides of my head. For an example, if I cut my hair and waited a month, it would look like someone gave me a shitty mohawk.

tl;dr /fit/, what can I do to make my hair grow quicker and fuller?

Pic related, hopeful result
>> Anonymous
troublesome. Hair growth is, like your nails, the accumulation of dead cells. Accelerating your metabolism would accelerate hair growth. The best way to get your hair nice, long and healthy, is to wash it as little as possible and never cut it, ever, not even if you have split ends, no never.
>> Anonymous
lol wut?
>> Anonymous
get an inverted mohawk, (kimbo style)
???
PROFIT!!!!


inb4 youre doing it wrong