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Anonymous
Hey /fit/,
I'm 6'2, 174 lbs and I have skinny hands :(
They're basically skin and bone and the fingers are long and thin with a long fingernail at the end.
How do I go about beefing up my hands big time?
Do those Captain Crush handgrips work??
I want bananas for fingers. halp plzzz
>> Anonymous
>>443205
Grip exercises, manual labor like hammering/cutting pipes. Deadlifts. Yes, CoC grippers will help.
>> Anonymous
theres no muscles in your hand. You can make callasses grow though.
>> Anonymous
try injecting feces into your hands, eventually they might swell up.
>> Anonymous
Dude, you have the perfect hands! You can go knuckle deep in pussy just right and rub all the right places. I love boys with your hands, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY KNOW HOW TO FINGER. Enjoy them. Look forward to fingering girls.
>> Anonymous
Bones can thicken in adaption to stress.

This is why hard laborers have large hands.

If you really want to do something about it in addition to doing your gym shit also hit a tire with a sledgehammer for an hour every day. Or get a job which involves similar actions.
>> Anonymous
>>443226
but by girl i mean guy. enjoying being knuckle deep in prostate
>> Anonymous
>>443205
>>They're basically skin and bone and the fingers are long and thin with a long fingernail at the end.

Neat, I have hands too. We have so much in common anon!
>> Anonymous
>>443232
>hit your cock with a sledgehammer for an hour every day.
>> Anonymous
OP here, I'm alrdy knuckle-deep in pussy on most days (gf is a nympho)
lol at "no muscles in your hand"
so hitting a tire w/ a sledgehammer huh? sounds kind of fun i guess
how about wrapping a towel around a small tree and beating on it?
>> COMES TO THE RESCUE CAPTAIN SAVE A HOE
CAPTAINS OF CRUSH GRIPPERS ARE A GREAT IDEA. They have done wonders for my fingers and forearms, as well as lifting a thick bar, its a great investment. just deadlifting heavy really helps too. try not to use straps.
>> Anonymous
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"The hand on the left is the hand of 6'2", 325 pound Terry Todd. It is dwarfed in every respect by the massive hand of August Hartkopf of Austin, Texas. August is 6'5" tall and weights around 285 pounds. His hands must be seen to be fully appreciated. He owns his own garage, specializes in drag racing, and can crumple a tin can like a paper cup or adjust a carburetor with the dexterity of an eye surgeon."

From Dezso Ban's blog. It's a wealth of information as far as weightlifting, the history of, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>443248
Tree won't do shit. You need to be actively gripping something. That's the fucking point of hand muscles.

FFFFFFFFUUUU internet tough guy
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Here is another shot of my hand. My fingers are really long, longer than anyone I know of. Ppl are always kinda weirded out by my hands because they're so long and the fingers are so thin.

Captains of Crush it is then thank, you anon. any other tips?
>> Anonymous
>>443268
cut the end off your fingers.
>> Anonymous
>>443268
Give me the money you were going to spend on CoC and deadlift/hammer shit instead.
>> Anonymous
long and thin fingers are a sign or royalty, wealth, and luck

i want my fingers to be longer and thinner

so why don't you do me a favor and shut the fuck up about whining about your fingers. you're almost as bad as that one guy on mtv who complained about his calf size
>> Anonymous
>>443285
>long and thin fingers are a sign or royalty, wealth, and luck

Wat? Is that some palm reading shit or somethin'?

I've got OP's issue too, except probably even more exaggerated. I'm a 6'4" skinny motherfucker with long and thin hands and fingers. I'm also a veiny bastard too, and these giant fuckin' blue tubes are especially prominent on the backs of my hands.
>> Anonymous
op, you are a god damn fucking idiot to be complaing about this
only about everyone else on the planet wishes they had your "problem", because then their own problem would be solved
>> Anonymous
What the fuck are you complaining about. You lucked out in the genetic lottery. You do not want sausage fingers.

Women actually like hands like these. Giant hamhocks are only going to attract lumberjack gays.
>> Anonymous
OP has skeleton hands. Sure, it's sad you fat fucks want skinny hands, but some men like to actually look like they have manly hands.

Have you idiots even seen powerful hands? Not soft and fat, but solid and muscular. They make anyone look strong.
>> Anonymous
>>443268
You have a large cock right?

I've got pretty small hands, but large fingers in comparison, and my cock is almost 8inches
>> Anonymous
>>443205
OP, you dont happen to have a problem with your heart?
Are your parents the same, also do they have problem with heart?
>> Anonymous
>>443518

I was also thinking Marfan syndrome. Your fingers definitely fit the description but I would think you'd have to be taller than 6'2.
>> Anonymous
>>443550

Also it is not necessary for parents to also have Marfan. You might have it through a mutation. Another symptom is bad eyesight.
>> Anonymous
that's what i was thinking, that is why i asked... they dont necessarily have to be over that height... its just that their Arms and fingers are dispropotionately long compared to the rest of the body. Have thin bone structure. Sometimes concave chest.

And one more thing that really amazed me = BLUE sclerae. I've seen a kid with that symptom in our genetics class. It was rrrealy freaky, yet kinda beautiful
>> Anonymous
>>443268

Actually, that really looks like arachnodactyly which is a common indicator of Marfan as others have said.
>> Anonymous
>>443550

Doesn't look like marfon's syndrome. His nails are too small and not as rounded. Look at google images. He just has large hands.
>> Anonymous
>>443586
that's why we ask about his heart
>> Anonymous
>>443586

http://www.mrcophth.com/cataract/fingers.JPG

Looks pretty damn close to me.
>> Anonymous
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Would you rather have my hand?

/fa/ said I am going to have a heart attack which made me lol because my heart is stronger than any /fa/ faggot's will ever be.
>> Anonymous
>>443666
not enough calluses
>> Anonymous
dude, i'll bet you're probably italian. that's just genetics, baby.
'sides, they're awesome hands anyways haha.
>> Anonymous
>>443675

I don't get them anymore...
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>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
THERE ARE NO MUSCLES IN YOUR FINGERS.
>> Anonymous
>>443717
If your hand was more vein-y, you'd have my hands
>> Anonymous
OP has Marfans
>> Anonymous
>>443719

right...
>> Anonymous
>>443717
WTF is wrong with that hand?

It looks very effeminate too, index finger is too long and ring figure is too short.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>443734

you're a moron
>> Anonymous
>>443666

you are my exact hand twin. I have small, un-calloused hands from avoiding manual labor my whole life. The rest of me is pretty big, though. 6'1, 220. size 13 1/2 shoe.

and my cock is large, so i don't think there's anything to that whole hand size=dick size thing.
>> Anonymous
>>443642

What are you talking about? They are not close at all. Compare the nails, their length and proportion to the actual digit. OP's finger nails are no where near as long as the average person with marfons. Also notice how the marfon's nails "daggar" outwards, a characteristic sign, which the op doesn't have. OP most likely doesn't have marfons.
>> Anonymous
>>443775

I'm 6'4, 180lbs, size 13 shoe. Average cock.

I'm a skateboarder so when I was a kid (and now on summers) my hands were always bruised, full little stones, skabs and wounds. My skin in hands is thick nowadays because of that but they are still surprisingly soft.

So yeah, I don't think you can tell anything from people's hands.
>> Anonymous
OP here,
No I don't have Marfan's, but I thought I did for a little while so I got an echocardiogram and everything was fine.
Ive got a pretty above average cock.

So, dead-lifts and CoC it is then. I should probably start with the 80lbs one right?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>443816

NO BECAUSE THERE ARE NO MUSCLES IN YOUR FINGERS
>> gay
>>443858
SAY THAT TO MY FACE ETC...
>> Anonymous
>>443731
Mine usually are but I'm dehydrated right now. FUCK YEAH, DIARRHEA/VOMITING!
>> Anonymous
>>443858

shoo troll
>> Anonymous
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>>443754

So I have mutant wimmenz hands?
>> Anonymous
I have skinny hands. I had to buy my wedding ring in a girl's size, and I'm 1.89m tall. Sucks ass to have your friends try your ring on and it'd only fit on their pinkies.
>> Anonymous
>>444016
Is gay marriage legal where you live?
>> Anonymous
OP GET COSMETIC SURGERY

>>443226

Puh-LEASE I don't got freakishly long fingers but I finger like a fucking champion, girl i'd show you if it weren't for the fact you're probably half-way around the world
>> Anonymous
>>444021

Yes.
>> Anonymous
Wizard fingers are key in making women have spastic orgasms.
>> Anonymous
>>444032
Why the fuck should I get cosmetic surgery?
>> Anonymous
>>444072

because i want your hands and your wallet to be in pain
>> Anonymous
i have teh same problem... i want strong manly man hands that intimidate upon handshake.

GIVE ME MAN-HANDZ! >_<
will post cock