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Anonymous
I talked to my doctor and apparently my heart isn't strong enought for sex....what do I do?
>> Anonymous
Heart Transplant!
>> Anonymous
i'll give you a hint, it has something to do with KILLING YOURSELF
>> Anonymous
My neighbour had a heart attack yesterday :( I would ask your doctor to put you on a programm to improve your diet, and get some semblance of exercise happening to build you up to the point where you can rumpy pumpy
>> Anonymous
HIIT and/or find a girl who will do most of the work
>> Anonymous
I Have a good diet, and try to excercise; but my heart is weak because I was born with a heart 3/4s of the nromal size; and I've had arithmia problems all my life....
>> Anonymous
I'd just say fuck it then. See what I did there?
>> SC_OL
Your heart is a muscle, work it
>> Anonymous
>>147344
with my arrithmia that isn't a very smart idea.
>> Anonymous
>>147344
This poster is your stereotypical.

"LOL PUMP IRON PUSSY. DOCTORS ARE FAGGOTS AND DON'T KNOW SHIT. I DO SINCE I HIT THE GYM HARD LOLOLOL. GET BIG FAGGOT, ONLY PUSSIES DO ANYTHING BUT WORK OUT AND EAT ALL DAY"
>> SC_OL
>>147361

He didn't mention that he had a heart problem, I thought the doctor just said it was weak.

You don't have to be an asshole.

OP, if you problem is this serious, maybe you should have gotten advice from the doctor, not us pricks on the internet
>> Anonymous
At least you'd die happy
>> Anonymous
The Doctor told me there was nothing I could do; beside get a transplant; and I was destined to die virgin.
>> SC_OL
>>147392
can you even fap?

make the girl do all the work
>> Anonymous
>>147404
No if I cum at all I'll die.
>> SC_OL
>>147411
you have never came in your whole life?

dont you get wet dreams? why havn't you died in your sleep
>> Anonymous
>>147413
I was being sarcastic.....

I can't get involved in any extremely physically trying activities...including sex....
>> SC_OL
>>147418
just have like slow careful sex, otherwise.... don't have sex?

seriously ask your doctor
>> Anonymous
>>147419
yeah but its no fun then.......
>> Anonymous
i have a weak heart as well, but fuck, i still have consensual sex in the missionary position.
>> Anonymous
I can have sex but not on top....and I dont wanna be on the bottom
>> Anonymous
be on the bottom
she does the work
>> Anonymous
Why wouldn't you want to have a girl ride you? Sit back and let her pleasure you.

Insecurity issues?
>> Anonymous
>Sit back and let her pleasure you

Seconding this, better than nothing
>> Anonymous
Because...being on the bottom makes you gay.
>> Anonymous
>>147436
Insecurity issues confirmed.

I love having the girl on top and watching her grind me. She pleases me, I get to watch her ass grind reverse cow girl, i get to suck her tits cowgirl.

Best part is I don't have to move.

Enjoy always having to be dominant to not feel gay.
>> Anonymous
>>147441
Hey if you got raped by your cousin when you were 11 you'd be insecure too..
>> Anonymous
>>147448
Rape him back then move on.

But seriously, oral is an option yes?
>> Anonymous
>>147462
its not that easy.....my..soul is scarred...
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>>147472

Not to sound coldhearted, but I lol'd. That's the cheesiest thing I've ever read
>> Anonymous
>>147478
This.

Now, OP... it would seem based on the thread, that you WANT sex, you can go full force in any way, so either let her do the work, or go for oral, thats all we can suggest.
>> Anonymous
>excellent troll
>> Anonymous
Life is too fucking short to not be fucking
>> Anonymous
>>149014
lulz
>> Anonymous
Its not funny sir, my son is a sick boy; and you with all you're perverted suggestions. You have told him that sex is a dirty sinful thing and that he shouldnt do it cause he will go to hell; and now he's dying; and most likely will thanks to you.
>> Anonymous
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>>149014
>>149043
>> Anonymous
>>149014
at least he didnt die a virgin
>> Anonymous
QUICKLY GET HIM TO DO SOME SQUATZ OR ELSE HE'LL DIE!