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Anonymous
I'm to lazy to go and stand in line at the clinic so could somebody here please tell me what the fuck this is?

It was lodged on one of my tonsils, and after a bit of prodding, growling and gargling I was able to cough it up.

It's soft and it smells bad, and I mean BAD, like dead animal soaked in old lady pussy juice.

Am I going to die?
>> Anonymous
>>249263
You're going to die.
>> Anonymous
Its basicly plaque built up try brushing your tongue more.
>> Anonymous
Yes, for shure.
>> Anonymous
it's food you didn't swallow.
>> Anonymous
Dude WTF you doing. Put it back in!!
>> Anonymous
its a chunk of your brain.
>> Anonymous
tonsilloloth idiot
>> Anonymous
it's that thing that the guy who made slackware had
>> Anonymous
>>249276

it's tonsillolith you fucking moron, lrn2english then lrn2medicine
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith
>> Anonymous
I had that same problem, I was worried that it was my brain. It smelled bad and kept happening. It stopped after a year or so, and never happened since. I'm guessing>>249267is right, start brushing your tongue and it will stop happening.
>> Anonymous
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>>249288
>> Anonymous
>>249263

it's a tonsillolith, otherwise known as a tonsil stone.

they're hard, harmless pieces of bacteria that get [purposely] trapped in your tonsils (everybody gets them) except most people just swallow them without ever noticing.

sometimes they can mix with bacteria from your tongue and cause halitosis.

the only reason you might be compelled to see the doctor is if your tonsills become swollen, you have difficulty swallowing or breathing, sore throat, etc. as a result of these.

they sell oxygenating mouthwash and toothpaste that is supposed to cure it; some people suggest gargling with diluted hydrogen peroxide. you can also try the usual brushing after every meal, flossing, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>249288

OP here. Googled this and tonsil stones (tonsillolith) sound about right.

Thanks anon.
>> Anonymous
Spent a couple of years squeezing those out of my throat before deciding to just get my tonsils out while I was still on my parents' insurance. Worth it.
>> Anonymous
cryptic tonsilitis.
>> Anonymous
So, it's basically the product of a tonsil pimple?
>> Anonymous
My sister and her mother-in-law can pop these out of the back of their throat.
>> Anonymous
>>249322

WHAT ELSE CAN SHE DO WITH THE BACK OF HER THROAT??
>> Anonymous
>>249343
SHE CAN SING DEATH METAL
>> Anonymous
I get these OP, ive had em for a few years and im alright, TOUCH MY WOOD
i know what you mean about the smell
>> Anonymous
I hate getting these. This smell like COMPLETE SHIT. However, once I put it up to my sister's nose when she was falling asleep. She woke up pretty quickly. Made me lol, hard.
>> Anonymous
>>249343
I bet the mother in law could suck a mean cock. Thinking that about my sister is disturbing.
>> Anonymous
It's probably smelly because it's the congregate of DEAD ASS BACTERIA.
>> Anonymous
>>249267
What he said. I get these too sometimes, it smells like concentrated bad breath, which is not far from the truth.
>> Anonymous
Not to fear. I've had these. This thread seems to hit the nail on the head about what they are. Basically, it's food that gets stuck in the folds of your tonsils, or crypts. Now, in your tonsils, there is an enzyme that breaks down your food. In fact, It's the same enzyme that's in your shit, hence why it smells like shit. It just lacks the pigment. Now, I stopped getting these when I got my tonsils removed (for obvious reasons), but when you go for your physical, ask your doctor about other ways to get rid of them.
>> Anonymous
I get these when I don't get enough sleep, or when I'm sick.
>> Anonymous
i've always gotten these my entire life. i remember back in elementary/middle school that whenever it would pop out into my mouth i'd spit it out and flick it at my friends.
>> Anonymous
i dont get those.
>> Anonymous
>>249525

you're not cool like us
>> Anonymous
Mash it in your fingers then jack off with it.
>> Anonymous
Hm. Never heard of that happening, I guess because n one in my family has tonsils. Learn somthing new everyday.
>> Anonymous
>>249357
Made me hard, lol
>> Anonymous
It's the worst smelling type of matter known to mankind.
>> Anonymous
GARGLE WITH SALT WATER! It will stop it from ever hapening if you to it every night. I used to get them a few years back it was horrible, maade my breath smell like shit.