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Anonymous
Dear /fit/,

Occasionally (once a week or so) after fapping, I get this intense feeling that my bladder is going to explode, and even after pissing myself dry it feels like my bladder is full of about a gallon of acid. This first happened about 6 months ago, but recurred at monthly intervals until the last few weeks, where it's happened rather frequently. Relief only comes after about an hour, and it's rather painful while occurring.

I'm somewhat underweight, but otherwise healthy. I exercise regularly and eat right. I have no idea what's wrong with my dick, /fit/.
>> Anonymous
You might have a UTI.
>> Anonymous
Idk maybe kidney stones?
>> Anonymous
You have the feeling that your bladder is going to explode and you havent seen a doctor?
>> Anonymous
is this after you drink a shitload of water? (1 gallon or so) Because I get this too if I fap after drinking that much, it goes away in about 15 mins though
>> doop doop
any other symptoms besides that?
>> Anonymous
do you drink lots of soft drinks ?
>> RSI guy !HjbWRiSTJ.
salt imbalance? salt and water are closely related. have about a pinch of salt per cup of water.
>> Anonymous
I get it too. Keep drinking water and peeing it subsides. I think its an irritated urethra.
>> Anonymous
OP here,

I don't drink soft drinks at all.
It doesn't happen after drinking tons of water.
The only other symptom is a slight burning sensation all the way to the tip of the cock while pissing whilst the problem is present. This would seem to go with the irritated urethra theory.

How long does UTI last? It has been quite awhile, so I have my doubts about it.
>> Anonymous
Wait, OP, are you talking about a burning sensation in the tip of your urethra after peeing? I've gotten that only after masturbating with a relative frequency. Not TOO often, but a lot more than once. It feels relieving to pass urine, but by the end of it, you're squeezing out drops at a time just for the relief, and afterwards, it still burns?

I think I know what you're talking about, but the "Bladder full of acid" I don't quite understand.
>> Anonymous
if I know what the OP is talking about, it's unique in that i only get this condition when I masturbate, then immediately take a piss, but it doesn't necessarily happen every time I piss after whacking it.
>> Anonymous
>>47864
Yes, that is a part of it, but it's a very minor pain compared to the feeling my bladder has a few gallons of liquid in it.

The symptoms don't appear when I piss after fapping, I piss *because* the symptoms appear. I haven't had the willpower to try and hold it, but it feels exactly like I'm holding a dangerously huge piss and I'm about to lose control.