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Anonymous
hey /fit/

how can you tell a girl is pregnant?

i had sex with a condom.
didn't cum either.
and shes 1-2 weeks away from her period

but she's vomiting like hell.

can you guys gimmie some advice
>> Anonymous
bulimia =/= preggers
>> Anonymous
buy a pregnancy test at the drug store.

it doesn't matter if you cum, if any sperm on you gets inside her there is a possibility of pregnancy.

Did the condom break or anything?
>> Anonymous
is she drunk artard?
>> Anonymous
there's an obvious answer to this all.

the other guy she was fucking didn't use a condom
>> Anonymous
>>51327
it didn't break

shes been vomiting for a week
on/off
and has sharp stomach pains which come and go.

she had food poising a few weeks before too
last week i also had similar symptoms but didn't vomit
had sharp pains though and felt sick. i swallowed it back down though.
but when her mom (runs a nursery) thinks shes pregnant. i gets worried.

also she didn't wana get a test
wants to wait till her period
but the wait is fucking killing me i can't sleep or anything :/
>> Anonymous
>>51329
nawh.
she's only evar had sex with me

>>51328

we did drink on the night in question
>> Anonymous
is she late on her period?
>> Anonymous
>>51337
she is like a week away from it.

i hope she fucking bleeds
>> Anonymous
well most of those tests don't work until at least a week of her being late, so... I dunno what to tell you. Sorry man.
>> Anonymous
>>51344

ah yeah. i figured

shitsux
i hate waiting.
im in college and i realy dont need this right now :/

but i must be a fertile fuck if it did happen.
if it did
fuck...
>> Anonymous
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Grats on your accident
>> Anonymous
Not sure what you meant, if her period was scheduled to have been 1-2 weeks ago, then she might be pregnant.
Could always be from someone else's semen.
It is not rare for periods to be irregular though.
>> Anonymous
You should always have a backup like spermicidal gel, but I guess its too late for that advice.
>> Anonymous
erm condom, no cum in her, you're pretty much safe buddy, the chances are in the billionth of a percent or somesuch, and the condom would have to be riddled with holes. You see, vaginal fluid is actually acidic. It kills off the weak spermies before they even catch a wiff of the egg, plus that it's a long hard trip up into the uterus. You don't seem to have a grand handle on the whole concept of the matter, it's virtually impossible. The only possible way she could be preggers is if the condom was riddled with holes and you did not urinate after the last time you ejaculated. Urine, also acidic, cleans any lingering sperm from your urethra. And that's still a damn low percentage.
She's probably got other problems. Has she gone to a doctor?
>> Anonymous
yea OP. Here is some advice.

When the baby comes out, get it fucken tested to prove its not yours.
>> Anonymous
why doesn't she want to do a test?
probably because she knows she's not pregnant and is just playing with you
>> Anonymous
If it is a baby, it's likely not yours. Chances are though, she's not pregnant and she's just a little behind with her period.
>> Anonymous
I don't think your had sex, enjoy your baby.
>> Anonymous
>>51331
If you have the same thing, I doubt you're pregnant.

>>51464
>The only possible way she could be preggers is if the condom was riddled with holes and you did not urinate after the last time you ejaculated.

See also: pre-cum
And chances are more like 99%.
>> Anonymous
1. Morning sickness doesn't start until a few weeks after pregnancy begins. At least 3 or 4 weeks.
2. Condom
3. No jizzing

So if this isn't a troll then you have nothing to worry about. If she is pregnant, then demand a DNA test if she accuses you if being the father.
>> Anonymous
She shouldn't be vomiting like hell this early on. And "sharp stomach pains" are "wtf" not "oh shit preggers".

Anyway, if she does wind up being late, shove some parsley up where your penis usually goes (NOT THE POOPER DUMBFAG), change it every twelve hours, and feed her bottles of vitamin C. Should induce a normal period within 3 days. inb4 making it up, I'm not kthx.
>> Anonymous
she either has the flu or gastroenteritis. tell her to drink plenty of fluids or she'll become dehydrated. if it's bad enough her kidneys will shut down.
>> Anonymous
>>51334
Thats what they all say.