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Drug Testing Question!

Im starting a new job this Saturday and I have to take saliva drug test.

Ive been at college for about 3 months and Ive only smoked weed about 3 times, the last time was about 2 weeks ago. I brush my teeth daily and I drink a lot of water (not sure if that matters).

Will I be able to pass my test?
>> Anonymous
i should think so, only be worried if they want a hair sample
>> Anonymous
>>166461
Yes very uneducated about stuff like that >.<
But thank you!
>> Anonymous
not op here; i have a drug test (urine) today and i smoked like 25 days ago. i have a fast metabolism and drink shit loads of water. will i pass? y/n
>> Anonymous
>>166466
You should be okay.
>> Anonymous
>>166463

You`re welcome!

>>166466

Oh godamn. For one, noone searches for nicotine with a drug test. Yes, you will pass!
>> Anonymous
one of my drug tests was a hair sample type of deal. what's with that, the chemicals stay in your hair follicles longer or some shit?
>> Anonymous
>>166472
it was weed, not nicotine... am i still in the clear?
>> Anonymous
>>166474
Its like a history of the chemicals in your body. Because hair simply is dead cells, its going to retain that until you cut it off (the hair that is)

(or am I wrong?)
>> Anonymous
>>166478
It depends. THC, the thing they test for to see if you have been using pot is mostly retained in fatty cells so it probably wouldn't matter. Not sure about any other drugs though. Special tip, don't work out a lot before a piss test. Working out burns fat cells and you may end up pissing out otherwise hidden THC molecules so work out a lot up until 5 days before the test, drink a lot of water and then in the last 5 days, take it easy
>> Anonymous
is there any pattern to choosing hair tests over urine? like, what jobs are more likely to test hair?
>> Anonymous
Hair is the only test you should worry about, and not many places do it without probable cause because it's more expensive than urine testing.

Weed is detectable in your system longer than any drug because it's leave a byproduct that's only lipid soluable, which is the one they test for. In other words, drinking a shitload of water for days will do nothing to remove the byproduct from your system. Working out is the only way to speed it up. Either way, drink lots of water the day of the test, take some B-vitamins to color the urine yellow, pee at least twice before the test, and even if you smoked an eighth joint yesterday you should pass.
>> Anonymous
>>166483

Aside from weed, every drug is water-soulable and will be out of your system in three days, max.
>> Anonymous
I've never heard of a saliva test before.
Anyway, THC stores in fat cells and metabolized THC remains in your body's protien until it is fully broken down (which, in the case of hair and fingernails, never full happens). You can burn the fat if you have enough time to stop about 3 days before your test and flush your system with fluids. Then eat junk food and vitamins to raise expected levels of toxins etc. Hair tests are a bitch because the THC stays in that for a couple of years. You could shave your head and eyebrows and they could still pluck one from your ass and get you. Although, the hair test is normally for really serious jobs.
>> Anonymous
I smoked once a year ago and I have a test in a month. WILL I PASS!?!?!??!