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Anonymous
Is masturbation a good aid in weight loss? Aside from cranking up your heart rate for a few seconds aiding metabolic rate, your body has to replenish however many ounces shot out of you when you busted the nut so I'm assuming theres a decent caloric expense as well?
>> Anonymous
>few seconds

lol
>> Anonymous
>>117661
Well hell, I'm not about to shit a shitter and I don't have all day to sit around developing scabies on the underside of my wang because I'm too lazy to get some kind of lubricant
>> Milo !!loCHrOpbH6o
>>117659
no
>> Anonymous
if it was, everyone on /b/ would be anorexic
>> Anonymous
>>117699

PROTIP - ANOREXIA =/= LOW WEIGHT
ANOREXIA = HATES OR FEARS FOOD
>> Anonymous
>>117699
then everyone on /b/ would look like Auschwitz survivers
>> Anonymous
>>117702

shut the fuck up semantic fag
>> Anonymous
>>117702

Yes, anorexia is self-starvation with vanity in mind. There are actually a fair amount of overweight people who are classified as anorexics and at the same time binge eaters and bulimics. I think one of the clinical requirements to be diagnosed with anorexia, at least temporarily, is to be eating less than 500 calories per day for at least three months straight.

The fear of weight gain is not always a factor in anorexia, though. A lot of clinical anorexics are extreme yo-yo dieters who go on fasts for months at a time, then binge and purge for a few days and return to starving themselves. It's all a rather vicious cycle.
>> Anonymous
i get more excercise from laughter than i do masturbation
>> Anonymous
>>117730
You should combine the two. Midget porn might be a good place to start. Funny AND sexy.
>> Anonymous
No faggot, it's not, nor is sex, stop asking that. You're not gonna stop being a fatty by fapping more.