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Anonymous
hey /fit/
I just got offered a position at a large computer-based company as a 3d modeler. Anyways, I have an interview and quite possibly a drug test this Friday. I *accidentally* smoked some marijuana with a buddy of mine this Sunday (I don't smoke that often due to my current job). What is the best way clean my system without buying medicine (I want to keep it low profile). Someone recommended cranberry juice back in the day, but I don't know if it comes from a valid source. Anyways, this might have been answered before, but I would appreciate if someone could help.

tl;dr: need to clean out mah body naturally LOL
>> Anonymous
>>311889
I'm guessing its a piss test.

>>311890
I had to take a piss test a week and a half after I smoked, and I somehow managed to pass the test. But I also ran everyday for XC and drank a shitload of water. The only difference is, this came unexpectedly, I just got the phone call today :\
>> Anonymous
If you only smoked once recently, it wont even be in your system. Just drink alot of water and maybe do some cardio. Even if you don't i bet you will be ok
>> Anonymous
have fun living in a shit country where they drug test you for jobs HA! :P
>> Anonymous
your best bet is to drink massive amounts of water continuously especially right before the test, you wanna be pissing crystal clear
I did this a few years ago and had no problems, I was at there water fountain probably every 5 mins and pissing about every 10 or so
>> Anonymous
good luck, you may be OK depending how often you really smoke and how much you smoked last. according to this site, the detection period is 1 day - 5 weeks.

http://jobsearchtech.about.com/od/laborlaws/l/aa090301_5.htm
>> Anonymous
Two options,

Use whatever cleansers you can (just fucking google it) and if they do catch ya (probably will) then try to blame it on passive smoking, that you just recently went to a party where people smoked the stuff.

Option number two is to bring urin with ya, unless you fuck it up then it will work. Should someone watch ya (gaaay) then use the above method as backup.

Alternatively try to delay the test for a week, blame it on some family event or whatever.
>> Anonymous
>>311916
BUT DON'T flush out all your electrolytes. Be SURE to have some salty foods to eat too. Otherwise you will kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
Get your friend to piss for you bra.

OOOR you know
what 3d modeler doesn't expect his employees to smoke some creative herbs?