Okay, enough's enough, and I'm finally ready to render my judgment on this place. The unmitigated weakness, despair, and utter hopelessness of you mis/fit/s really amuses me, as a mesomorph. I can't help but chuckle at all the little otaku nerds here puffing out their flat chests in anonymity and pretending that they're real lifters, giving each other shitty advice.I dunno. Maybe you all saw some nerd get laid in your Japanese comic books by going from a scrawny little fuck to muscular stud with some weights, and now you think that shit really happens! It was just a comic book. This is real life, so learn some hard real-world facts.You're all ectomorphs, dumbasses! You'll never succeed at lifting, so just go back to your comic book porn, you fucking weeabos.I mean, I'm seeing fags here bragging about benching 185 lbs as if that's good. Shit, man, I was benching that on my very first bench attempt, the first time I picked up a barbell.I'm a mesomorph and you all are ectos meant by nature to be inferior to me, so just suck it up. I pack on the muscle and get the glances from hot girls, and you all can continue use your skinny little arms to jack it to tentacle rape comics.As for /fit/ ... Pssht. It's worthless. I'd tell you losers some better forums where actually knowledge can be learned from experienced lifters, but you hopeless guys would just lower the standards there.TL; DR: Know your place, Ectos.
3/10. D- Would not be trolled again.
>>85672"Better forums"4chan.org = not forums
(She just blew me, shit was SO cash)
0/10Too obvious
fucking awesome, well crafted pasta by a master.too recently post SO cash era and everyone is ready for it and may always be.will the alpha male type pasta ever work again?
christ, this troll is terrible. -10/10. try harder. failure.
i'm not an ecto, i'm not skinny. your lame attempt fails.
You forgot to include a picture of yourself.
>>85833umpa lumpa
You forgot about us endomorphs, faggot.
>>85672This is really what he wanted to say.
RAMIRO IS THAT YOU BRO?
Nice try troll, but I'm an animorph.Next time you see me, I'll be a fucking panther.
>>85988If I had any internets, I'd give you them.