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Anonymous
hello /b/

i'm just reading some shit about "artificial" VAGINA's (fleshlisght lol?) and wiki says you can do it yourself. any sites with plans or tips? and if i buy one, which should i get?

is it even worth the money?
>> sage sage
sage
>> Anonymous
heres what I do
get some saran wrap (no name stuff works best in this case as brand name stuff is stiffer and doesn't seem to stick to itself as well as no name) and roll it up such that your dick will fit nicely inside with loob.

Next, flatten out the roll you've just made and fold the tip tightly. If the wrap sticks as well as it should, there will be no way for the fluids to escape.

Finally, insert the flattened out roll inside a thick woolly sock using a method of your choosing. This will become more clear when you actually do it. When the folded tip has reached the end of the sock, apply a clip to the outside of the sock where the folded plastic tip is. This will prevent your plasticunt interior from dislodging from the exterior sock when it experiences pulling forces during coitus.

Apply some loob of choice to the opening of your new plasticunt and prepare to enjoy.

Some things to keep in mind:

-don't make it too tight, as the plastic tends not to stretch comfortably like a regular pussy
-don't make it too loose, as the plastic will form creases that are like tiny knives running the length of your dick... not pleasant
-it is generally a good idea to make the rolled plastic interior long enough that a portion will extend outside the sock when the folded plastic tip reaches the end of the sock. You may use this excess plastic to fold around the mouth of the sock, providing the interior with resilience to the pushing forces of your dick. This will become more clear when you actually do it.

Alternatively, if you have cash to spare and will settle for no less than the best, then look up a product named Tenga. These are disposable japanese commercial plasticunts that also come in American size (read: bigger) and seem to be made with high-quality materials and innovative design.
Happy fapping!
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anon_Nymous !!1eBwI1IGkKw
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>> Anonymous
>>51139
+10 internets for using the term coitus.
>> Anonymous
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some of us just aren't superstar material
>> Anonymous
Make your own fleshlight.
measure the diameter of your dick, then go to an auto parts store and look at the radiator hoses (smooth not the flex kind), buy it, take it home, cut off the curved part. Find a small plastic cap off a jar that fits the other end inside, drill a hole in it, glue a flat piece of plastic. The cap functions as a check valve. put the cap inside the hose, then lube up the inside of the hose, place in under the cushion of a couch, kneel down and fuck the hose. The check valve emulates the sucking, and once you blow your load you can just take the hose, wash it out and store it for later.
>> Anonymous
>>51486
way way way too much work (and money probably).

just buy one. jesus.