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Jogging Anonymous
Hallo /fit/

This spring I am going to start jogging with the couch to 5k program. At this point in time I can't even jog around the block, let alone walk a mile most likely.

Tell me how to not look like a complete idiot when I'm running. Is there some secret to jogging and looking decent while doing it?

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>> Anonymous
No one looks sexy when they're sucking wind unless they have big tits all shaking and covered in shiny sweat. Either get implants or get over yourself.

Have fun running. The first week is the shittiest.
>> Anonymous
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if you're doing it right, you'll be so bored, sweaty and tired you wont even be able to think about it.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
Nope. But nobody's going to judge you as long as you're clothed.
>> Anonymous
um

try not worrying so much about what you look like now since you're just starting?
>> Anonymous
I just find if I believe that I dont look like a dick, no one thinks I do. shitty cliche advice I know, but in reality, no one really thinks your a dick for doing excersise, at least your doing something and trying to improve yourself. SCREW OTHER PEOPLE. GET YOUR RUN ON FAGGOT!
>> Anonymous
practice makes perfect, don't worry about how you look when your jogging, just worry about getting where you want to be. The more you jog, the better you'll get at it, bottom line.
>> Sabby !!J9oxJsHtaZJ
Keep a good posture.
Also, thanks for bringing up the Couch To 5K program. I wanted to read up on that, but I forgot...
>> Anonymous
get a dog.
run with dog.
people will look at the dog instead of your flab swaying in the wind
>> Anonymous
>>14486
BUY A DOG
>> Anonymous
You'll only look like a dick if you go out there with some fucked up running style. I've actually seen 1 guy at the park jogging that looked like he was trying to climb a hill while on the sidewalk...
>> Captain Fantastic
Wear jogger shorts and a wife beater, along with matching head and wristbands.

Nobody will give a shit about how you run, instead they'll just think you're attire sucks ass.

Which is okay if you can pull it off confidently.