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Anonymous
My girlfriend has a B cup.
We clicked on a emotional level and she has a pretty face but if there's one thing i could improve about her it's her breasts.
How do i convince her to get a D cup?
By paying for the procedure myself or what?
And what type of implant is best?

signed,
A very bad person.
>> Anonymous
What would you feel if your girl said your dick wasn't big enough and she's willing to pay for enhancement?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>238882
Wow, just kill yourself now you fucking prick.
>> Anonymous
>>238886
Not likely to happen, but point taken.
Right now there's only 1 thing i'm insecure about though, which is my hairline. Getting a hair transplant this year though.
>> Anonymous
Ok, guess i'll just have to cheat on her if you guys can't come up with something.
>> Anonymous
>>238886
false analogy is false, fuck you feminazi. If she says you need to get pec implants then thats fair. He isn't asking for an invasive vagina tightening.
First question: don't ask her to do this unless you will marry her, she will be rining her athletisim and her quality of life may decrease, so wait until after marriage. (and obviously pay for it you tightwad)
Anyway to answer your second question: First play with and stretch her nipples/areola so that when she gets the implants the nipples will be proportional. Then induce lactation in them by further stimulation and herbs etc. Next choose probably silicone. However http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-435575/Stem-cell-technique-helps-women-grow-implants.
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I'd wait a few years for these (gives you time to marry one another, talk about whether she'd be interested)
>> Anonymous
>>238905
Do it faggot.
Enjoy your drama.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>238882
>> Anonymous
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Breast implants are fucking disgusting. OP you are a disgrace. Get the fuck out.
>> Anonymous
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>>238910
You're the man now dog.
Holy shit @ stem cell powered breasts.
I'm only 25 and it is comforting to know every bitch in the world is gonna have D cups in a few years.

Holy shit you made my day mister.
>> Anonymous
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Dr Yoshimura said: "I believe that within five years my procedure will be available as plastic surgery and that it will prove very popular."

Dr Yoshimura said: "I believe that within five years my procedure will be available as plastic surgery and that it will prove very popular."

Dr Yoshimura said: "I believe that within five years my procedure will be available as plastic surgery and that it will prove very popular."

Dr Yoshimura said: "I believe that within five years my procedure will be available as plastic surgery and that it will prove very popular."

Dr Yoshimura said: "I believe that within five years my procedure will be available as plastic surgery and that it will prove very popular."

Dr Yoshimura said: "I believe that within five years my procedure will be available as plastic surgery and that it will prove very popular."

Dr Yoshimura said: "I believe that within five years my procedure will be available as plastic surgery and that it will prove very popular."

Dr Yoshimura said: "I believe that within five years my procedure will be available as plastic surgery and that it will prove very popular."

Dr Yoshimura said: "I believe that within five years my procedure will be available as plastic surgery and that it will prove very popular."

Dr Yoshimura said: "I believe that within five years my procedure will be available as plastic surgery and that it will prove very popular."
>> Anonymous
I'm gonna buy some needles and inject every random woman on the street with stem cells for a better World Cup
>> Anonymous
Whos OPs pic?
>> Anonymous
>>238948
what every woman should strive to look like, especially after stem cell surgery hits the market
>> Anonymous
>>238923
lol this stem cell breasts thing will be huge for the porn industry
>> Anonymous
>>238951
She have a name though?
>> Anonymous
>>238882

fucking SAUCE
>> Anonymous
>>238923
>>238924
>>238951
>>238953
And eventually, when everyone is a fucking demigod of hotness, people will get tired of it and go to sick extremes of "stem cell plastic surgery" and change into something utterly inhuman.

IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU GUYS THAT WILL BRING ABOUT THE FURRY ERA!
>> Anonymous
>>238953
and apparently with trannys too....or just dudes who want tits.
>> Anonymous
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OP here,
Her name is Ines Cudna.
Here sir, have another and make sure to spread the word about stem cell breast surgery. ;-)
>> Anonymous
id rather spread the word about Ines Cudna
>> Anonymous
>>238981

Maybe she's had the stem cell breast surgery.
>> Anonymous
So much fail in this thread.

The only thing more useless than a pair giant tits is a pair of fake giant tits. It's obvious that none of you have ever laid hands on one of those things. It feels like exactly what it is: a breast that's beeen slashed open and had a bag of silicone or saline inserted into it. Hideous.
>> Anonymous
>>239203
>>239203
>>239203
>>239203
>>239203
>>239203
>> Anonymous
>>239203
truth
>> GT3000
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>> Anonymous
Fake tits are ugly and feel like shit. OP is a fag.
>> Anonymous
ish okies, i will fawk your girlfriend for you how bout thats? no plastic surg needed :D
>> Anonymous
Man, you guys are terrible misogynists. Good job!
>> Anonymous
>>239239

They don't know how to behave around women in the real world, so they lash out at them in frustration online where it's safe. Most of them probably had abusive mothers or were picked on by girls in school.
>> Anonymous
>>239241
>>They don't know how to behave around women in the real world

The average male on 4chan, in a nutshell
>> Anonymous
Just dump her stop being such a fag about it! fuckin douche. why the fuck do we care if you cheat on her? if you do post pictures and tell us her reaction.

I never understood why guys are so infatuated with boobs. My tits are big, horray. That its not gonna make my pussy feel any better.
>> Anonymous
>>239239
>Man, you guys are terrible misogynists.

Sorry. I guess I just need more practice at this. I'll work hard on being better at mysogyny. You dumb worthless cunt.
>> Anonymous
>>239245
Pics, bitch, nao.
>> Anonymous
>>238882
I think what needs work isn't your girlfriend's natural body, but what's with you psychologically that you'd throw away what sounds like a great relationship over two sacks of fat on her chest.

If all you two have can be discarded because of something so superficial, you should not be in this relationship at all. Her getting implants will not solve this, and you two are doomed to failure or misery. If you can't get over her breast size, you need to break up with her and save both of you a lot of unhappiness.
>> Anonymous
>>238882

If you're bitching about her boob size, man, I would TOTALLY not want to be anywhere near you if you start bitching about the horrific scars she got from the breast implants.

Regardless of whether they're underboob, armpits or a prolapsed bellybutton, breast implant scars are fuck disgusting.
>> Anonymous
>>239279

You think? The "clicked on an emotional level" bit is an obvious lie if all he can think about her is her pretty face, small breasts and his receding hairline.
>> Anonymous
>>238882
You need to fucking kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
how about your an asshole and dont try to convince someone to do something to there body for your gain
>> Anonymous
>>238882
BAWWWWW I HAVE A PERFECT LIFE BUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S BREASTS AREN'T XBAWKS HUEG NOW I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN ON THE INTERNET
>> Anonymous
Quiet, you whores. It's natural for guys to want women that have big tits, because this accentuates her feminity and makes him look better to have won her. You can't look alpha with a small-titted dog-faced bitch on your arm.
>> Anonymous
>>239293
GB2/Tanning Bed/ and curlz, faggot.
>> Anonymous
lol your a douche bag.
An hero.
>> Anonymous
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>>239293

Go to bed Brucie.
>> Anonymous
This thread needs to be killed with fire.
>> Anonymous
>>239317
hey niko its me brucie, wanna go to the titty bar bro itll be totally alpha
>> Anonymous
You people are fucking ridiculous. It's entirely possible to be in a happy relationship with someone and still want them to change something about their appearance.

Would you all be bitching about how the OP is a terrible person if he said his girlfriend is overweight and he wants to convince her to lose weight?
>> Anonymous
>>239359
Weight loss involves eating less and exercise more. Larger breasts involve surgery and thousands of dollars of disposable income.
>> Anonymous
>>239362
And then Anon got his ass handed to him.
>> Anonymous
>>239362
A hell of a lot of people would rather drop a couple thousand dollars and spend a day or two recovering from surgery than change their eating habits permanently and exercise 3-4 times a week.
>> Anonymous
>>239359
Right, because people who threaten to cheat on their girlfriends because their breasts aren't big enough are really in a "happy relationship."

It's not that he just wants her to have bigger boobs, it's that their relationship obviously doesn't have a good foundation if her appearance is all that's keeping him with her. Eventually, regardless of how she looks, that fact is going to catch up and ruin things for both of them.
>> Anonymous
>>239362
Also, the OP said he'd be willing to pay for the procedure himself. Surgery (a couple days including recovery) or changing eating habits permanently and exercising all the time... hmm, I know which one sounds easier to me.
>> Anonymous
>>239368
Physical attraction != emotional connection.

He said he would cheat on her, he didn't say he'd leave her. I can understand that - it's probably the best option if he's not really physically attracted to her but loves her anyway.
>> sage sage
saged, trolled in all fields
>> Anonymous
>>239369

If only it were a couple of days...

Plus there will be scarring. Also, just because it's cosmetic surgery does not mean it is without risks. It's still surgery.
>> Anonymous
>>239381
Doesn't matter - there's still lots of people who would undergo free, relatively low-risk surgery before making permanent changes to diet and exercise habits (not everyone is a /fit/ denizen). It's a LOT less effort.
>> Anonymous
>>239388
Yes, there are a lot of people who are willing to do that, but they do that by their own will.
>> Anonymous
OP, just fucking dump her already. There's no point in cheating. If you aren't attracted to her, then dump her and find one that you're attracted to. You don't love her because you're considering cheating on her just because her boobs aren't big enough, so why keep her around? Jesus fucking christ
>> Anonymous
Cheat on the bitch. She deserves it because she doesn't respect your feelings concerning her small tits.
>> Anonymous
>>239401
Baw. So how is this different from someone wanting their significant other to lose weight? Implants and weight loss are both things that people occasionally do on their own, and they both have costs (risk/effort). The OP isn't a terrible person just because he wants implants instead of some weight loss.
>> Anonymous
>>239442
The problem is why date a girl who doesn't take care of herself in the first place? I mean if she's thin, she at least takes the minimal amount of care. If she has no boobs, there's no natural solution to it. The only way is to buy implants and basically "add" them to you.

Either way it's not all her fault. OP has his own problem being a fair-weather boyfriend. If he's so concerned about looks, what's he gonna do when she starts to age?
>> Anonymous
Normal male: "I like my girlfriend but it would be nice if she had bigger breasts. Maybe I should satisfy some of my sexual urges outside our relationship"

4chan internet white knight brigade: "HOLY SHIT YOU MISOGYNIST ASSHOLE GTFO NAO HOW COULD YOU EVER THINK OF DOING THIS TO A WOMAN IF I EVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND I'D TREAT HER LIKE A PRINCESS ;_;"
>> Anonymous
Karma will come bite you when after playing with her NOW WITH IMPROVED NEW BIGGER BOOBS for two weeks you'll get bored and meet an E cup; and then in 10 years her breasts look like a couple of socks with rocks in them
I think the analagy of the penis enlargemente is pretty accurate: most men hav an obssesion with the size of their penis, and feel greatly offended if someone mentions that it's not acceptable. Same happens with women and breasts.
How do you think this sounds: "Hey babe, you're pretty hot and all, but your tits just don't make the cut, I can't continue with you if you have such unacceptable tissues. Oh, but don't worry! I'll give you my money to have a painful, scarring surgery in one of your most delicate body parts!"
Now just replace "tits" with "penis" and think how would you feel
>> Anonymous
>>239455
PSH, like he'll even stay with her long enough to see her age. This shit will last another week or two tops.
>> Anonymous
>>239467
>>Normal male: "I like my girlfriend but it would be nice if she had bigger breasts. Maybe I should satisfy some of my sexual urges outside our relationship"

Purpose of having a relationship is to not have to resort to satisfying sexual urges outside of it.

OP is a vain person and should break up with girlfriend. Just find someone who fits your want of a D cup.
>> Anonymous
>>239467
LOL at how you're making out cheating to be completely reasonable.
>> Meganon !!Yy1xX1lyHnG
I would be happen with where she is, just fucking deal with it, my girlfriend has a b cup too, I play with those enough for five guys. Have you even brought this up with her, has it been a point of discussion at all, because it would sound totally out of line and out of the blue to me.
Signed,
A much better person.
>> Anonymous
You're a fucking retard, OP. Why does size matter THAT much to you when it comes to tits? Save your money and quit bitching about something so stupid, it's not like she's totally flat.
>> Anonymous
Jesus, the moralfags are out in full force. If you like her stay with her OP - and if you crave bigger breasts too, a little something on the side never hurt anyone (as long as it stays secret - my advice is to stick with expensive hookers, incalls only).

I don't think any of you have ever been in a relationship for more than 5 years. Sex with the same person for that long can get pretty stale regardless of how much you love them, and one person is obviously never enough to satisfy all fetishes.
>> Anonymous
she will hate you
>> Anonymous
>>239488
Satisfy what fetishes? Not everyone is into fucking a million different people. Some people are actually willing to commit to a person and not cheat on them out of respect. If you can't, then don't be in a relationship.
>> Anonymous
>>239488
This is why so many women end up with STDs when their partner's cheating on them. He's bringing home all kinds of shit.
>> Anonymous
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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my car
>> Anonymous
>>239507
So many women have STDs because they're all sluts who use their vaginas at whim to get things.
>> Anonymous
>>239497

WIN WIN WIN FUCKING WIN

GET THIS MAN/WOMAN AN INTERNET WRAPPED IN GOLD FOIL

This is what I feel like doing. Committing, being loyal, and loving every fucking minute of it.

Enjoy lack of respolnsibility and will to commit, dumb-shit-douche-fags.

Enjoy BAAAWWWING for the rest of your lives while failing to figure out why your relationships just won't work.

Enjoy being a shallow, immature bitchy little fag-whore that wants nothing more from a relationship than a PAIR OF FUCKING TITS.

OP. GET OUT of my gene pool, and GET OUT of my /fit/.
>> Anonymous
>>239521

New copypasta, I presume?
>> Anonymous
>>239530

Old copypasta.
>> Anonymous
>>239524
I've been in a relationship for 7 years now, and am happily married. Occasionally I want something that I can't get from my wife so I discreetly go elsewhere, maybe once or twice a year. I don't exactly fit your model of "Anyone who wants something their partner doesn't have is a horrible person who will never have a successful relationship BAW", do I?

>This is what I feel like doing. Committing, being loyal, and loving every fucking minute of it.

Keywords: "feel like"
You're not actually doing it (or if you are I doubt your relationship has lasted more than 1 or 2 years), so quit being an internet white knight.
>> Anonymous
>>239541
Cheating, under any circumstances, is wrong. If you have to go behind your wife's back to get some ass on side (I'm assuming that's what "discreetly go elsewhere" means), it's obvious that even you know you're not doing the right thing. What if you bring some shit you can't get rid of back home to your wife?

Polyamorous and consensual? I don't care. Doing sneaky shit because you can't be grown enough to control your own dick? You're a jackass.

But you love your wife, so I guess that's what counts.
>> Anonymous
>>239541

>> I don't exactly fit your model of "Anyone who wants something their partner doesn't have is a horrible person who will never have a successful relationship BAW", do I?

Yes you do.

>> Occasionally I want something that I can't get from my wife so I discreetly go elsewhere, maybe once or twice a year.

Enjoy your aids.
>> Anonymous
>>239547
No he doesn't. You can't love someone and commit such an immense act of disrespect towards them, thinking that it's fine.
>> Anonymous
>>239550
It was sarcasm, dear. But it's obvious he wants to have his cake and eat it, too. He'll never leave his wife for another woman (most cheating men don't), though. He's too immature for that.
>> Anonymous
>>239550
virgin detected

sex is just for fun. if your girl doesn't fulfill some need, just go elsewhere. she'll likely be glad she isn't subjected to your filthy perversion... and we all have at least one.
>> Anonymous
>>239561
Dumbass detected.

You have no idea how a woman thinks, do you? It's okay to admit you're an ignorant asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>239561
If your woman doesn't fulfill your needs, SHE'S FUCKING BORING.
>> Anonymous
>>239565
I'm no different from any other guy. The only guys remotely shocked are the virgin brigade. Men are programmed to spread their seed and monogamy is a fake social construct.

And guess what? Women cheat almost as much as men, only a little less because they generally engage in slightly fewer risk-taking behaviors... so behind that moral outrage is an urge to cheat, hypocrite, although women usually cheat to gain something tangible rather than pure sex, like shagging a boss for special treatment, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>239570
Why are you in a relationship then? If you feel that way, what's the point?
>> Anonymous
>>239571
steady sex supply... and cuddling... see, I'm a sensitive guy.
>> Anonymous
>>239570

lololoolol troll.
>> Anonymous
Wow, /fit/ is sure full of white knights. More power to OP if he can get what he wants on the side. He isn't blinded by some bullshit romanticized view of how the world works.
>> Anonymous
>>239565
Women don't think.
>> Anonymous
>>239570
>Men are programmed to spread their seed and monogamy is a fake social construct.

So why get married, then? Why "go steady" with one person? Why not stay single?

>Women cheat almost as much as men...

I guess that makes it okay, then. Unless YOUR woman isn't cheating because she respects you enough to not do that. If ANYONE is cheating in a relationship, it's because they're being selfish, and they have no business wasting anyone else's time with their bullshit. You bored with your woman? Either work it out with her, or GTFO. You can say whatever you want to to justify why you think it's okay for someone to shit all over their marriage vows. The truth is, cheaters are cowardly sons of bitches.
>> Anonymous
People cheat. Get over it. Odds are that a lot of the whiners in here will one day cheat on their significant other or will be cheated on.
>> Anonymous
>>239581
>I feel the need to continue justifying why I'm a jerk.

Fixed.
>> Anonymous
Dear /fit/
I have just bought some Creatine Mono.

How do I effectively use it (load?) Need to get some gains and therefore bought to try it out.

I heard you take about 20g everyday for a week then go to 5g then after a number of weeks get off it and get back on a few months later.

Can /fit/ help me with the details/help with the missing knowledge I need?
>> Anonymous
Keep Bawwwing white knights. Someday you'll find a woman that actually cares.
>> Anonymous
>>239587
DO SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
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>>238882
So you want your girl to undergo elective surgery just for your particular fetish?
>> Anonymous
sup fit, fattie here. I'm currently 5'8 and 245 pounds. I've been running every day for the past month and eating less. However, I've only lost 5 pounds and I'm unhappy with my progress. Does /fit/ have any suggestions?
>> Anonymous
it's not the white knights that're the problem here. It's the creepy homos sitting in their basement thinking they're an expert on the world and that everyone is evil and out to get them. some day when you guys stop pretending you have lives you'll realize the world isn't that bad and there are millions of relationships without cheating involved. but you can keep on thinking whatever you like.. i suggest actually going outside first though.
>> Anonymous
>>239596
Do you do any strength training? Building up some muscle will increase your metabolism, and make general activities easier. Especially if you build core strength.
>> Anonymous
>>239589
Keep fucking the boring bitch you're married to, while getting rotten vagina on the side. I'm just a 25 year old virgin because I don't agree with you and I envy your life and the decision you made to get married when you could have stayed single for life.
>> Anonymous
Women are lesser people than men. Cheat on them as much as you want.
>> Anonymous
What the fuck is with the giant fat bag fetish? I don't understand it.
>> Anonymous
>>239610
Many men somehow think titties were made solely for their enjoyment.
>> Anonymous
>>239613
they were. duh
>> Anonymous
>>239598
Sorry, cheating is extremely common and a healthy urge. In a few years, you'll probably be cheating on your own significant other, and you'll realize how full of shit you are now. Statistics make that so likely that I'm smirking at your sanctimony right now. The bloom falls off the rose in any relationship, but you can't just drop it once you have responsibilities. Enter the hookers.
>> Anonymous
>>239613
To a large degree they were.
>> Anonymous
>>239613
Yes. But why do men like the big ass SAGGING collapsing under their own weight BAGS of FAT? I can understand it at a level where the breasts are just lumps of fat, but why BAGS?
>> Anonymous
>>239615
If all your relationship is based on is sex, I feel sorry for you. No, I really do. I'm not even mad at you anymore.

Be sure to update us when you eventually either file for divorce or you get handed your own walking papers.
>> Anonymous
>>239615

>It's the creepy homos sitting in their basement thinking they're an expert on the world and that everyone is evil and out to get them.
>creepy homos sitting in their basement thinking they're an expert on the world
>thinking they're an expert on the world
>thinking they're an expert on the world
>thinking they're an expert on the world
>thinking they're an expert on the world
>thinking they're an expert on the world
>> Anonymous
>>239619
>>239614
I think babies might take precedence, though. Not to mention a woman's back.

>>239621
Sounds like some /d/ shit.
>> Anonymous
>>239628
I was really trying to describe the breasts in the pictures from this thread. They look like they are collapsing under their own weight. They aren't keeping their form or shape. The fat is like SCREAMING to get out.
>> Anonymous
>>239634
That's what naturally large breasts do. They sag. They aren't perky. Forget whatever you've seen in porn. Those were probably fake, anyway.
>> Anonymous
Sounds like it would hurt her. You're mean. B isn't even that small.
>> Anonymous
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Fuck yeah, ass.
>> Anonymous
>>239637
Why would I want to see big disgusting fat bags?
>> Anonymous
>>239622
>if all your relationship is based on is sex, I feel sorry for you.
What guy's isn't? Over 70% of men cheat, and probably because 70% of women are either bad/inhibited in bed or just plain grow disgustingly fat after a few years. Have fun learning that the hard way, dreamer.

>>239625
Keep telling yourself that. I'm no different than any other guy, once you scratch the surface that he's laid out to make himself more respectable.
>> Anonymous
>>239638
Welcome to the real world.
>> Anonymous
>>239647
Yes...let's blame the women for our misdeeds. Let's not take responsibility for our actions. After all, 70% of men do it, so it can't be all that bad!
>> Anonymous
>>239647

lol keep making up more %s nerd. i hope you're trolling. enjoy being miserable though.
>> Anonymous
>>239647

MADE UP STATISTICS ARE MADE UP
>> Anonymous
>>239654
When that many people cheat it probably does mean it isn't all that bad.
>> Anonymous
Are people really like that? I've never met a guy who thinks about sex and girls and boobs all the time before. I thought that was just what people were like on TV, not the real world.
>> Anonymous
>>239647
I'll bet you're a libertarian. :3
>> Anonymous
>>239663
People on 4chan aren't part of the real world.
>> Anonymous
>>239669
That is true.
>> Anonymous
>>239663
>I've never met a guy who thinks about sex and girls and boobs all the time
Apparently you've only met gay men.
>> Anonymous
>>239663
Maybe not all the time, but a lot of the time.
>> Anonymous
>>239682
I'm not that poster, but... genetics don't work that simply.
>> Anonymous
>>239663
Then men you have met are liars. Seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>239706
I don't think they are.

Anyway, I see this in movies a lot too. Like some guys are hanging out together and an attractive girl walks by. They all start freaking out. IRL, they probably wouldn't notice unless there was something really outrageous about her.
>> Anonymous
Percentage of men who admit to committing infidelity in any relationship they've had: 57%

Percentage of women who admit to committing infidelity in any relationship they've had: 54%

Percentage of men who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught: 74%

Percentage of women who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught: 68%
>> Anonymous
>>239711
>Like some guys are hanging out together and an attractive girl walks by. They all start freaking out.
Sadly people emulate that until it becomes repetitive.
>> Anonymous
>>239711
They notice, they just don't freak out.
>> Anonymous
I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO LOVES SMALL TITS?
>> Anonymous
>>239721
No. Someone was whining about "fat bags" for a while here.
>> Anonymous
>>239721
I used to, but as I get older I'm starting to like them bigger.
>> Anonymous
>>239711
Huh? Girl-watching is an extremely common, at least among guys with balls and no social phobias. It's the IRL equivalent of F5ing camwhore threads. Face it, you're just meat for us guys to use. IRL, of course, I'll tell you something different, just like your guy friends.
>> Anonymous
>>239717
Monogamy has failed.
>> Anonymous
Also, do you think breasts are naturally a sexual thing or that it's just something society created in order to sexualize the woman or whatever? I'm not sure if I believe this argument, but I've heard it several times before and it kind of made sense.

I guess boobs are the major difference between men and women. I also heard the argument that it's better for them to be big for milk, but is that really true?

Do you think guys just find them hot because they're taboo?
>> Anonymous
>>239733
They're a sign of ultra-feminity. Other cues, like broad hips, add to their power or can shore up their lack a bit.
>> Anonymous
>>239728
I guess I never spyed on a group of guys hanging out by themselves so I wouldn't know.

Is it more common among guys though? At least with girls, I've personally never really noticed or commented on an attractive guy and neither have my friends. It just seems like a silly thing to talk about.
>> Anonymous
>>239738
I guess I'll never be able to see what's so attractive about them. They're soft? Kinda cute when they're small, but when they're huge, I get a bit grossed out.
>> Anonymous
>>239739
I know that I will notice any decent looking girl no matter what.

Guys are good at masking it but we do think about sex A LOT when women are around.
>> Anonymous
Are there any fags around? Do you think about other men all the time?

Just curious for a comparison.
>> Anonymous
>>239746

Fag here. Let me recycle a bit.

>I know that I will notice any decent looking man no matter what.

>Fags are good at masking it but we do think about sex A LOT when other fit men are around.

Great thing about being gay is that we don't really have to fantasize about cock for long, because we're all sluts. At cruisy places, we fags can easily get fucked by several guys a night, every night. I service quite a few married men, too, who drop by my apartment, fill me up, and go home to their wives and kids.
>> Anonymous
>>239768
ugh you fags disgust me. you all need to be systematically killed.
>> Anonymous
>>239768
Enjoy your aids.
>> Anonymous
D cups are not as interesting as one might think, my gf Cs are perfect and I wouldn't mind if they were smaller. If you really need bigger boobs then get her pregnant or some shit, because I wouldn't suggest implants unless you want a shoe up your ass.
>> Anonymous
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>>239768
Speak for yourself, slut.
>> Anonymous
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>Yes. But why do men like the big ass SAGGING collapsing under their own weight BAGS of FAT? I can understand it at a level where the breasts are just lumps of fat, but why BAGS?

>I guess boobs are the major difference between men and women. I also heard the argument that it's better for them to be big for milk, but is that really true?

>milk BAGS

In Canada, milk comes in bags, and not plastic heavy jugs like the US. All men have a psychologic longing for the huge milk mammaries that they once sucked on when they were infants, reincarnated into sexual desire. Therefore, they want huge tits, but their girlfriend's milk bags are too small, so they get plastic cartons to relive the experience, but plastic cartons means fake plastic milk. Post Canadian girls with huge milk bags.
>> Anonymous
>>239841
i don't long for huge breasts i like small breasts
>> Anonymous
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Ya'll is crazy.
Sagging in younger women is a myth and who wants to be with a old woman anyway!??!

OP just wants to fulfuill his Tittyfucking/Mammary Intercourse options.

Why you guys so mad. No wait, it's the femanons. :(
>> Anonymous
Any connoiseurs of the escort/whore world present here? Busty london hoes here:
http://www.londonescortguide.com/escorts/busty_escorts_london.htm
EVERYONE KNOWS ENGLISH WOMEN ARE DOGS so imagine how much traffic that site gets in the UK HAHA
>> Anonymous
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>>238882
she's only 200 an hour <3
>> Anonymous
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lmao this one is 1000/hour
>> Anonymous
>>239858
if she fucks its worth it
>> Anonymous
Dick surgery=/=Breast Surgery
It has too many complications, decreases sexual performance and is focused on the main genetalia rather than secondary sexual characteristics.
Breast surgery=/=exercise
Breast surgery is an invasive unnatural surgery, which will probably decrease the persons quality of life in the long run. exercise is life extending, improving quality of life and providing mental discipline.
>> Anonymous
It has been mentioned before, but there will be Stem Cell Breast Enhancement soon:"HUGE TITS FOR EVERYONE WITH NO INJURY OR BAGS AND THEY WILL NEVER SAG LOL

HUGE TITS FOR EVERYONE WITH NO INJURY OR BAGS AND THEY WILL NEVER SAG LOL

HUGE TITS FOR EVERYONE WITH NO INJURY OR BAGS AND THEY WILL NEVER SAG LOL
>> Anonymous
>>238882
Rape her! And if she dosent like it. Rape her some more. THan you found some body with a d-cup rape her. and if she dosent like it than rape her some more.
>> Anonymous
I haven't seen this posted yet, but maybe I need to lurk moar:

If OP gets the girl implants, she will leave him. She's going to start getting a lot more attention than she used to. She's going to start sizing him up more against other men she sees. And his contribution to her enhancement will start being less and less important to her as time goes on.

So OP is fucked if she gets those D cups, because he will have instantly (surgically) put her out of his league.
>> Anonymous
This is a bad thread.
>> Anonymous
>>239884
Agred. But you forgot your sage.
>> Anonymous
>>239882
This is a very well written argument you have here.
>> Anonymous
How about buying her a gel bra or whatever it's called. This would over time induce a desire in her to get implants.
>> Anonymous
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>>239521
Copyrighted picture is copyrighted. Kill yourself for being a stupid fuckface.
>She just blew me; Shit was SO cash

Shit is not cash. You fail.
>> Anonymous
>>239884
This is a great thread.
>> Anonymous
>>239524
i gotta know, poster. are you male or female?
>> Anonymous
>>239906
sage doesn't show up on the post you fukken fag.
>> Anonymous
BAWWWW

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL HERE
>> Anonymous
What's so great about fucking the same person over and over?
>> SAGE
D-cup causes back pain and lots of bitching. B-cups are a good size. I'll take OP's chick, she's too good for you. Go find someone with no confidence or self-respect and let them change their body for you.
(I'm serious about your girl, gimme her number)
>> Anonymous
>>240588
The post was emotional and had misspellings. Obviously written by someone with inferior intellect. Hmm. What do you think?
>> Anonymous
69% of percentages are made up.

I have had sex more times than I can count, but have never cheated because I know how rotten it feels to have it happen to you.
But shit, I dunno, maybe I just have the balls to tell a woman when a relationship needs to end instead of sneaking around like a little bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>240632
>69
HAHAHAHHA YOU SAID 69 ROFLROFLROFL xDxDxD
>> Anonymous
>>240615
shut up, assfag. i wasn't talking to you.
>> Anonymous
Tell her to get a new boyfriend.
>> Anonymous
>>240666
Clearly a guy compensating for small penis with roids. Enjoy your roid rage, shorty.
>> Anonymous
Woman at home, whore on the side just like nature intended.
>> Anonymous
>>240670
go kill yourself immediately. the world doesn't need inbred dumbfucks like you.
>> Anonymous
>>238882
First off, IT'S OKAY THAT YOU ARENT' SATISFIED WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S BREASTS.

I mean it's actually okay. You aren't a bad person for liking tits. I like tits too; they're awesome.

But obviously you two are sexually incompatible. So the real thing to do here is to break up with her. This ISN'T an issue that's going to go away -- what turns you on is what turns you on, and she doesn't have it.

It's 100% not superficial to break up with her over this. It's really no different than if she had some really annoying habit.

Paying for a boob job for her would be a pretty shitty thing to do, though.

Your options are break up, or do some real soul searching to figure out if her tits are really that big an issue, keeping in mind that IT'S OKAY if they are.
>> Anonymous
>>240796
You need to fucking kill yourself too.
>> Anonymous
>>238915
>>238915
>>238915
>>238915
>>238915
>>238915
>>238915
>>238915
>>238915
>>238915
>>238915
>>238915
>>238915

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>240798
Dude, why? That statement makes no sense. Why should he stay with someone he isn't attracted to? Some dudes have yellow fever. Some dudes like a tight ass. Some dudes like big tits. WHY IS THIS BAD? It's best for BOTH of them if OP leaves -- OP can find someone who better suits him, and his ex can find someone who better fancies her.

This is win-win, you idiot. Stop moralfagging.

Know why people get fucking divorced? Because nobody has the balls to be honest about what they want and expect in a relationship, and so it all comes out 10 years down the road.

This isn't fucking superficial. It's pragmatic.
>> Anonymous
>>240802
KILL
YOURSELF
ALREADY
>> Anonymous
>>240801
Fuck that, small tits are worthless.
>> Anonymous
>>240803
I'm going to go ahead and guess that you've had a relationship or two before, but you have no idea what unbridled passion feels like.

It's very different than just dating someone who's kindasorta, maybe, occasionally in to you a little bit, sometimes.
>> Anonymous
>>240803
Or, let me say it a different way...

Have you ever been totally, uncontrollably turned on BY someone who's totally, uncontrollably turned on BY you?

Fetish meets fetish. It's like dividing by zero. OH SHI-
>> Anonymous
>>240796

TRUTH
>> Anonymous
>>240804
>>240804
NO FUCK YOU FAGGOT.
>> Anonymous
>>240807
*the earth falls apart*
>> Anonymous
>>240848
lol
>> Shynrix
lolz
wtf is this cheat advocating~
liek
o ya its np~ just doooo itttt~ on the side~

if you're not scared of doing it
tell your partner?
if its so ~right~ etc~
>> Anonymous
>>240920
>>240920
>>240920
>>240920


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
>> Shynrix
>>240932
lol~ YOU GOT ME~
>> Anonymous
NO YOU KILL YOURSELF /FIT/
GOD DAMN THIS IS THE MOST LOL WORTHY BOARD
>> Anonymous
I stopped caring about big boobs once I got out of middle school.
>> Anonymous
>>241010
Funny, that's when I started caring about them.
>> Anonymous
This thread is like a bad case of herpes.

Just when you least expect it, it pops up and just ceases to go away.

Ironic that I'm bumping it with this very post.

Fuck.
>> Anonymous
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>>241010
>>I stopped caring about girls once I got out of middle school.
fixed that for you homo
>> Anonymous
i must kill u all those that oppose large breast

lol