Sup /fat/Just checking in to make sure you're worshiping me as you ought to.Talk to you later, I have to eat 5 pizzas and then polish my gold medals.
>>283614i'd polish your cock if you know what i mean
michael phelps true form.
>>283614I'd eat 5 of your cocks if you know what I mean.
>>283614Sup /fat/Just worshiping to make sure you're checking in as you ought to.Talk to you later, I have to eat 5 gold medals and then polish my pizza.
>>283696>I'd eat 5 of your cocks if you know what I mean.Ah yes, Phelps has a Cthulhu crotch. It's one of his anatomical quirks that gives him such an advantage over his peers.
>>283658no, what do you mean?
>>283729Like a propeller?
Hi Phelps.Why don't you close your mouth when you pronounce S's? Didn't your mom put you in speech class or was it always just swimming?
Phelps is the ultimate butterface
>>284296i dont think men can be a butherface
doesnt butterface mean good face bad body? cuz
>>284382lol"she's hot, but her face..."troll less fag
>>284067It's because he's gay. He can't come out because of all of the media attention on him, but he sure can act like the faggiest fag in the world.