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Waking up in the morning. Anonymous
couldn't decide if I should've put this here or /g/ but anyhow...

I'm not a morning person, I need an alarm clock that will wake me up in a pleasant way but still get me out of bed.

Saw this on a gadget show, has a light that simulates sunlight and gets turns on half an hour before waking up, getting brighter as it goes. Then when the alarm goes off, wakes you up with natural sounds.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0013U02JK/

Sounds a nice way to wake up but that's a lot to pay for an alarm clock. Any alternatives?
>> Anonymous
jump out of bed and open the curtains, stare out of them

exercise in will power, also gets you up. don't be so weak.
>> Anonymous
>>124490

This is the UK, bright morning sun is a rarity.

pulling back the curtains to reveal a grey, dull day isn't a great start to the day.
>> Anonymous
>>124505
Open up the window, and scream "GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! LETS HAVE A GOOD DAY!"
Then run downstairs and have a bowl of cereal.
>> Anonymous
>>124509

"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! LETS HAVE A GOOD DAY!"
"SHUT UP"
"GET LOST TOSSER"
"FUCK OFF"

The UK is great.
>> Anonymous
Yea I live in Chicago and its usually pretty nasty outside. This alarm clock intrigues me. I currently wake up to Metallica's master of puppets playing on my blackberry.
>> Anonymous
>>124505
Then turn on the light in your room.
>> Anonymous
Just get a cat. Their gentle meowing, clawing, biting and jumping on your face will wake you up snappily.
>> Anonymous
>>124505
i live on the fucking isle of skye, don't talk to me about grey dull days. do it anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>124568

but then your house stinks of cat