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Anonymous
Sup /fit/ i 've been recently getting fit to join the navy however just a one week before my physical and drugs test my gf said when i was joking about drugs that she added hemp seeds and one to two occasions to our food short while back (she's also one these strange health food nuts :/ ) will hemp since its in the same family as canabis show up on my drugs test and if so am i fucking screwed?
>> Anonymous
I'm sure your "gf" added "drugs" to your food.

Enjoy failing because you smoked weed.
>> Negro Sparkle Faggot
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your going to fail asshole.

All the THC in the seeds are going to show up brah.

Protip: There is no THC in seeds.
>> Anonymous
hate to pull a /b/ here, but if this story is true, you need to get her drunk, and when she is passed out, just fuck the living shit out of her ass. Then the next day when she mentions that her ass hurts for some reason, remind her that you jokingly added your dick to her ass.

But like other anon, I think you were hoping we would recommend means to flush out your pot smoke traces.
>> Anonymous
>>394179
How much would I have to pay you to be my personal adviser?
>> Anonymous
>>394179
He'd have to get used to asses. Navy, and all.
>> Anonymous
>>394179

holy shit, i laughed, and I'm at work you bastard
>> Anonymous
i don't know, there's barely any thc in hemp food, BARELY ANY. so it should be aiight
>> Anonymous
>>394179

Win
>> Anonymous
>>394382
technicaly there is none. That is why hemp is legal and marijuana is not. Hemp canabis but yo ucan't exactly "smoke" it or get high chewing on a hemp necklace. IDK, unless all the 15 year olds wearing hemp bracelets are high as fuck 24/7