i need to get clean for a drug test asapHELP
>>474594stop taking drugs
No such thing
Depends on what kind of drugs. I know THC is fat soluble, so your only luck there would be to work out until you burn all the fat from when you smoked off your body. Besides that, I know some people swear by detox kits.My advice, stop being a dumb ass and>>474597
>>474606You clearly have no idea what it means for something to be fat soluble and you clearly have no idea how drug tests work.
>>474646You clearly have no idea what it means for something to be fat soluble and you clearly have no idea how drug tests work.Let me take a long shot and guess that fat soluble means... soluble in fat? Am I close? THC gets stored in your fat, it's detectable in your piss for about a week and in your blood for pretty close to a month. OP is pretty much shit out of luck, hence me telling him to burn all the fat off of his body. I don't personally think it would work, but I have had friends swear by detox drinks and detox kits. Even if it doesn't work, it's not going to make the problem worse.I was hoping that typing 1-2 sentences would suffice. But I guess I need to clarify myself to retards like you.
>>474594I have the same problem. I want to get a job, but I don't want to stop doing drugs. so, I gotta work in shitty places that don't do drug tests. Fuck.
>>474676I have the same problem. I want to get a job, but I don't want to stop doing drugs. so, I gotta work in shitty places that don't do drug tests. Fuck.>>I want to get a job... have to work in shitty places that don't do drug tests.I feel your pain. I want to loose weight, but I too busy to change my diet and exercise makes me sweaty. It's not my fault that I can't get in shape, it's just that it's hard.
>>474679Well, I gotta say, I DON'T know how that feels. I lost all my weight, AND I gained muscle. I just don't WANT to ditch my drugs- I enjoy them, and am willing to let them cut a decade or two off of my life. I just wish they'd let me work AND smoke.
>>474679>it's hard.duh.
>>474690You obviously didn't get the intended sarcasm from the post you quoted. Even if you did, you're still a retard for subscribing to addiction.
>>474733>addictionwow, I can see you've never done pot. And, also, you've never done an addictive drug.Seriously, pot aint a fucking addiction. I know what an addiction feels like.
I mean, I stop using pot for up to a week sometimes and I don't feel too shitty. If I stop using tobacco, I will KILL SOMEBODY.
>>474745>>474741Good to know you've tried both.
>>474754I have. I like to test things before I act like I should have an opinion about them.
and, before you say that I'm weak willed or something, I HAVE stopped using tobacco, and I only ALMOST killed somebody. That was a drug I WANTED to stop using, and I did. But I loves my pot, it's so good and wonderful!
if its for thc my friend passed one with a 3 day notice, he chugged 2-3 gallons of water a day tell he puked etc
>>474775oh shit, really? How fat was he?
>>474741Seriously, pot aint a fucking addiction. I know what an addiction feels like.No, it's just a drug that your willing to work shitty jobs to continue using. Either you enjoy pot more than having a career (addiction?), or you're using smoking as an excuse for not being successful (fear of failure?).
Studies have actully shown that if you eat .5 gallon OATZ everydy for 5 days, your body will completely detox.
>>474776Kinda fat
>>475175Gallon is a liquid measurement numbnuts.