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Anonymous
sup /fit/ i´ve seen another anon make a thread here about this but it got deleted or something, so i will make it agai.

Masturbation...how does it affect your motivation? every time i masturbate i just want to lay down and play videogame or watch tv, i cant lift weights or do my work.
Am i paranoid or does one thing really has to do with the other?
>> belo
its a instinct thing

males are designed to want to sleep after orgasm
>> ­gay
>>415970
this is so that the female can steal his possessions. True story.
>> Anonymous
>>415970

and women are designed to cook
>> belo
>>415973
umm its actually because ejaculation is a drain on the whole male physiology. Same as a workout in the gym.

Women get just the opposite reaction. After sex, their hormonal secretions actually energize them.

It's believed this happens because tens of thousands of years ago when there weren't many humans about, the men would sleep so their bodies could regenerate more semen while the females could move onto the next ready and eager mate thus ensuring pregnancy.

Those cavewomen whores!
>> Anonymous
>>415985

I need to figure out how to build a time machine now.
>> Anonymous
>>415711

It drains a man of his stamina, basically. If you cut it down to only a couple times a week, the climax will be much, much better, you won't waste time, and you'll have more energy to distribute to other activities.

tl;dr: I'm a veteran masturbater and suddenly I feel very lonely for knowing what I know.
>> Anonymous
>>416007

every guy is a veteran masturbator by age 17
>> Anonymous
>>416059
I cannot begin to tell you how pissed off, while typing this, I am right now at 59. Speaking as the one in 18,900 American born without either arm I have had the unfortunate position where I haven't been able to properly masturbate during my adolescence. Not only is it absurdly hard to ejaculate but you can image your ability to clean it up afterward is next to impossible. Have you ever had to deal with the horrific confrontation with your own mother after finding a distilled pool of ejaculate on the entertainment system? No. So until such time STFU
>> Anonymous
>>416097

Entertainment system in 1967?

Fail.
>> Anonymous
>>416101
I was refering to post 59 you btard. I AM NOT 59 years old idiot. Entertainment system is where you keep your TV, stereo, record player.
>> Anonymous
duno abt you but i CANNOT study without a good fap....
>>416101
lol veteran in one way or another :D
>> Anonymous
>>416105

Use a less ambiguous wording next time.

Enjoy being a crippled troll.
>> Anonymous
>>416097
>typing
>born without either arm

wat.

On topic: Fapping makes me more motivated. If I'm slacking off in my work, a good fap will put me in the mood to finish it.
>> Anonymous
>>416097

wtf
>> Anonymous
>>415711
Every time I masturbate, I feel awake and energized. I don't know where this sleepy feeling everyone talks about comes from. I don't masturbate at night because I know it'll just wake me up and not make me tired.
>> Anonymous
>>416133
DINGDINGDING

ARMLESS ANON awards win to:

Smart-chan wins at having a brain in his head.

ARMLESS ANON awards _/FAIL/_ to:

>>416097who called BS on the entertainment system but not that I was typing without arms.
and anyone else who read that and didn't call BS
>> Anonymous
I don't know what you all are talking about, getting sleepy and such.

When I'm irritable or can't focus on something I want to work on, it occurs to me "Wow, I want to jack off right now!"

I do, and I feel great. It picks me up and I can jump right into the work i wanted to focus on in the first place.