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Anonymous
Hey /fit/

My friend and I were discussing the difference between free weights and machines. He said free weights are for loser gym rats, while he was saying this I saw a kind of gleam in his eye like he was finally revealing his hatred of me personally. Anyways, I have decided to kill his dog and bring the carcass to him and explain that I found him dead. If he acts suspicious about it and doubts me I will know he is not my friend and desires to betray me.

So /fit/ is my "friend" not really a friend? I value your opinion, thank you.
>> Anonymous
wtf? You said you were gonna kill his dog to find out if he was your friend. Why the fuck do you need /fit/?
>> Anonymous
>>367616
Just answer the question.
>> Anonymous
Ok well, say your friend is a milkshake, and free weights and machines are straws. If you really wanna drink your friend, go ahead and put both of those straws together my friend.
>> Anonymous
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Gym rats are fucked up in the head.
>> Anonymous
Cool story brah
>> well fuck your shit !SvVHiVQG4I
I always thought this was a bizarre phenomenon, when someone really fucking hates someone else, yet somehow maintains a friendship with that person. And it happens so fucking often. It's like they keep hanging out with them just to have the satisfaction of hate contrasted with the feeling they get from their real friends.

OP, your friend hates you. He loathes your existence and gets a feeling bordering on pure spiritual ecstasy from doing anything to prove your inadequacy. Kill his dog. Then kill him, cut off all his skin, and put it on, like a suit. Fuck the dog carcass while wearing his skin and videotaping it. Send the video tape to his parents so they think their son is a dog fucker.
>> CWheezy !!bJFrM5LONOF
Kill his dog just because he said machines were good
>> Anonymous
>>367627
I think we would be good friends if we ever met in real life.
>> Anonymous
>>367617
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

I DRINK IT UP
>> Anonymous
OP here, I dont think i could kill him and get away with it, not to mention any potential feelings of guilt that it would incur on myself.

However, I think I will kill his dog but I wont show him it. I want to keep the dead dog and use it as a puppet in my room. I think if i kill two dogs I can put on a show formyself and recreate our argument about weights but imagine its in a dog world, where dogs lift weights and sometimes have arguments, despite being dog friends. His dog is a Boston terrier, so that will be him. I want a Daschund to represent me, because I like the way they walk. They always seem to have a kind of grace to their movements and I like to think I do as well.
>> Anonymous
>>367620
why would he want to drink his friend?
>> Anonymous
just kill him.

his dog had nothing to do with it, no reason to harm an innocent little puppy.
>> Anonymous
>>367681

Because his friend is a milkshake
>> Anonymous
>>367681
ok let me explain it to you, say you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake. Are you paying attention? I have a straw, my straw reaches out across the world and drinks your milkshake up. Do you fucking understand now? I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

I DRINK IT THE FUCK UP AND YOU CANT STOP ME BEECAUSE OF MY STRAW

FUCK
>> Anonymous
kill your friend and bring his carcass to his dog. problem solved. and you'll probably get a free dog as well.
>> Anonymous
>>367651
do NOT kill your friends dog. That is not cool. That goes beyond hatred and into blood-feud territory there. Kill his kid. Kill his wife. Kill his grandpa. Don't fucking kill his dog.
>> Anonymous
If you really want to kill an ugly, worthless animal, you should probably start with yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>367621
drawn by a skinnyfag 100%
>> Anonymous
>>367731
Actually don't kill any dog. just fuck up all the machines in the gym with a barbell, drink his protein shakes, and see if he's suspicious about that. You might want to surprise buttsex his mother just in case.
>> Anonymous
i think the flaw in the plan is that if he suspects you of killing his dog, he would actually be correct. in which case that means you are not really HIS friend and not vice versa.
>> Anonymous
>>367789

Did we ask for your goddamn logic milkshake man?? I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE MOTHERFUCKER, I DRINK IT RIGHT THE FUCK UP
>> Anonymous
I'm lolling so hard right now.
>> Anonymous
milkshake him and dog drink his machines with straw freeweights