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Anonymous
Sup /fit/

I have decided to end my life come the next Tuesday, after some complications with my girlfriend of three years, parents, etc.

Anyway, my question is, what is the healthiest way to commit suicide?

Pic related, me crying
>> sage sage
gb2/b/
>> Anonymous
too many squats
>> Anonymous
>>what is the healthiest way to commit suicide?
Does not compute.
>> Anonymous
1. Get lifeinsurance
2. make it look like an accident
3. profit for family
>> Anonymous
Dear OP.

I hate you. I fucking hate you. A lot.

The fact that you're asking a "Health and Fitness" board how to commit suicide, whether in jest or not, is fucking ridiculous.

I had an ex girlfriend commit suicide once, in addition to another very good friend. You will never know the extra pain you will cause her. God fucking dammit I hate you. I hate you so much. I hate you so fucking much.

You're being the biggest bitch ever right now.

Shut.

The fuck.

Up.


You fucking.

Cunt.
>> Anonymous
>>73144
Make sure the insurance is payable directly to your family though; if it pays to your estate first and they find out it wasn't an accident the insurance won't pay out.
>> Anonymous
>>73146
2/10
>> Anonymous
>I had an ex girlfriend commit suicide once

That's funny.
>> Anonymous
>>73130what is the healthiest way to commit suicide?

live until you die.
>> Anonymous
>>73161

Exactly. Everyone is going to wind up the same in the end, no matter who they are or what they do, so what's the rush?
>> Anonymous
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>>73165
he wants to get 'there' before us.

That selfish bastard.. I'LL KILL HIM!
>> Anonymous
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>>73146

You.

Sound like.

The black kid.

From.

Malcolm.

In the.

Middle.
>> Ricky
>>73184

Blahahaha. Exact thing I was thinking.
>> Anonymous
Life Insurance.

Hang around til you can save someone's life by giving up your own.

Makes you family feel better about it and gives them some cash.
>> Anonymous
take some TNT with you and blow up the white house
>> Anonymous
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I thought OP was poor ol' Mitch at first glance.
>> Anonymous
Shouldn't this be posted in /k/?
>> Anonymous
The best way to commit suicide is asphyxiation by a substitute gas. Painless, not messy and relatively cheap.

All you need is a big plastic bag, duct tape, and a bottle of helium or nitrogen (plus a hose that fits onto said bottle).

Attach hose to bottle, put the bag over your head and stick the other end of the hose in there, make the bag airtight with ducttape and open the valve.

You'll fall asleep in 50 seconds and you'll be dead in like 5 minutes.
>> Anonymous
The healthiest way to commit suicide is to go out by old age. Thats right. Starting next tuesday you are going to die very slowly until finally, some 60-70 years from now, you kick the bucket. Do it OP, I dare you.
>> Anonymous
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Superglue your hands to your head, then tie a slip knot of piano or guitar wire around your neck.

Jump off a moderatly large building.

The wire will cut off your head and leave you decapitated holding your own head.

There is no better way to go.
>> Anonymous
>>73484

>>tie a slip knot of piano or guitar wire around your neck, then Superglue your hands to your head. <<Fixed


Jump off a moderatly large building.

The wire will cut off your head and leave you decapitated holding your own head.

There is no better way to go.

Not that I approve of this posters advice.

As a guy the only way to do it statistically is by doing something violent. Anything else is a cry for help bitch.

Also, my girl of 2 years and i just broke up. Think of this as her way of telling you its ok to go fuck other women now.
>> Anonymous
>>73487

Ah yes very good, order was off.

Realistically you should deal with pain like a man does.

With ANGER.

I broke 2 of my knuckles on a wall when my girl cheated on me, and it was much preferable to me doing anything else that would cost more or land me in prison

By the time your done with the rage, you will not be sad.
>> Anonymous
You're never healthy if you commit suicide/seriously contemplate suicide.
Wanting to die is unhealthy psychologically.

OP, this experience will only make you a stronger man. Not only will your death hurt others around you, but you may even wind up hurt and alive if you don't suicide right.
>> CrossFitter !!B/qKSvIDE0V
>>73130
Do burpees in the middle of a highway.
>> Anonymous
>>73484
fucking brilliant.
>> Anonymous
You look cute when you cry.
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>> Anonymous
>>73484

Nice copypasta

But srsly, when did /fit/ turn into /b/?
>> Anonymous
>>73146
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, MY GIRLFRIEND DIED THAT WAY.
>> Anonymous
>>73689
Yup. She really did.