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Anonymous
dear /fit/,

im so fucking bloated i think im gonna kill myself soon. what does /fit/ recommend?
>> Anonymous
CO2?
>> Anonymous
>>242620
soda? wat?
>> Anonymous
Water, both types of fiber. and jack-knife sit-ups. Those jack-knives work great if you're all backed up, when you bend at the waist like that it massages your intestines to forces the shit out.
>> Anonymous
>>242636
feels like i cant bend at all, almost as if im gonna explode if i do
>> Anonymous
>>242617
I recommend icing your wrists before you cut them and then put them in warm water. Shouldn't hurt much if you ice them enough.

Or a shot to the head.