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Anonymous
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I laugh because I know you're going to end up working in my kitchen anyway carrying my manly seed.
OP, this next part is directed to you in particular. I sure as hell don't need a confidence booster.
Fellow men take heart, no woman is worth crawling on the earth, and we always get the last laugh in the end. It is our destiny to ruin someone's day and ultimately no matter what women accomplish in the end.. they always end up in our kitchens.
Britney Spears had it all.. until Kevin Federline got her knocked up and left with half her fortune. Now she runs through rehab weekly. Bill Clinton cheated on Hillary and he's still famous and people like him more than Hillary.
In the end, quite simply, we always win. Women are wired for emotion due to the genetics of motherhood, therefore they will always be affected by the smallest insecurities.
If you, as a male, ever feel insecure. Stop. Remind yourself: Fuck 'em. I genetically evolved to hunt, gather, maim, and knock the living daylights out of other bipedial creatures. Leave the worrying to the women who evolved to revolve around emotions needed to bear children. Wear your balls on your shoulder and go do some SQWATZ.
I can almost hear the women on /fit/ seething.. angry because rather than reciprocating their own opinion in a deeper voice (as they want all men to do for them) I've gone and formed my own.
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