hi /fit/Im taking a drug test in 4 hours. I smoked 4 days ago. I have been reading a lot of different stuff about how to get rid of THC. Can you tell me some real remedies?
4 days?Won't happen. Enjoy losing your job/potential job.
Ah, sorry dude. Looks pretty bleak.
>>360050Don't do it when you know there's a test coming up. No way you're getting though that test.
OP here, I have a really fast metabolismWhen i drink alcohol it takes me just 30 minutes to get completely sober
there are none....go get some gelatin...kool-aid...vitamins....and creatine....mix a packet of gelatin with kool-aid and water and creatine....eat a vitamin then the drink also another glass of water or two at this time(2 hours before)....... drink a bunch of water 1 hour out also take another vitamin and add some creatine to one of the glasses of water.......yea it will make you feel like shit but you will pass........
purchase artificial pissortake a bath with a ton of salt you put in it and just sit there, dunk ur head too.I know that last one sounds retarded but i have it from a good source (aka parole officer)
>>360060Good for you but it's not going to help you.
purchase artificial piss, theres no way your going to pass the test. i'd try the bathwater thing if you can't.
Sneak in a friend's piss. Hide it in a water bottle in your sock or something and wear long, baggy pants. Make sure it's real fresh piss or the doctor will question its temperature. A friend did this and passed. It's your only option, druggy.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060704002648AA9DV1L
OP here,if i have THC in my fat, and I exercise. Doesnt it make me high which will messed me up even more?
An hero, faggot, we're not here to solve your drug drama.Your best remedy is to unfuck yourself.
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>>360074those are the worst answers i have ever seen......>>360065<---this is the correct answer i am American i have seen tons and tons of people pass drug tests doing this....this is basically the same thing as a 40$ detox drink...but for about 3 dollars(i have creatine laying around because it's cheap and i work-out though)....anyways basically the way it works is the gelatin coats your inside...so you just piss out water and vitamins/creatine....they check creatine to see if it is diluted so by adding it you will actually pass the test and not get a "diluted" sample....good luck noob
>>360079meh weed boosts your metabolism.....you'll be fine
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We're no strangers to loveYou know the rules and so do IA full commitment's what I'm thinking ofYou wouldn't get this from any other guy
If it is a hair follicle test, then you might want to shave your head
OP here, I think im not gonna go to the drug test lol. I will find another job. But how long does it take for all of the THC to get out of my system? about 30 days?
smoke more
http://www.erowid.org/dude you should be fine weed is kinda like coke if you havent dont it for a really long time. I smoked 2 kush blunts before my drug test for the army just two days beforehand and passed and did nothing to try to. It has the potential to leave your system in 24-72 hours if you have been clean a while and you didnt smoke a major amount.
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtmlhere just in case you have trouble navigating the site
Drink a boatload of cranberry juice.
I've smoked the night before a drug test, just drink water in excess, you'll be fine....or you won't get the job.oh, you could always smuggle urine in a condom. works.