I present to you my miracle weight loss cure. It's called The Eat a Tapeworm Diet Plan!
I've actually considered this at one point.
I think I've had one since I was young. Either that or my metabolism makes me the black sheep of the family.
Where would one acquire a tapeworm?
>>188083eat dogs
http://www.google.com/search?q=buy+a+tapeworm&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-aLOL
I present to you my miracle weight loss cure. It's called smoke Crack Diet Plan!
>>188105that picture should be mandatory everytime some girl posts "i'm 130 lb and a fat pig! help me lose 30 lbs /fit/!"
>>188105I'd hit the one on the left with a shovel and would let the one on the right suck my dick. Awwwwyeah.
OP here. Here's a bit of trivia for you. I thought up this thread while fingering my asshole and felt somer andom thing up there that felt like a worm.I wonder if it's a tapeworm or just the side of my ass. It feels funny.
>>188123wtf? why would you do that?
>>188128try it and find out for yourself
>>188105heh
>>188122this is the amy winehouse, before and after she started smoking crack.
>>188145...damn...somebody take that bitch back to rehab
by the way I considered the Tapeworm Plan too, especially when I was a kid, but then I found out the Reduce Your Portions Plan and while the results aren't as fast, it's much more safe