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Anonymous
So just how good of a workout is sex?

A random website claims sex 3 times a week = running 30 miles in terms of calories burned ... but that seems a tad ridiculous.

Any ideas? I for one would love to replace jogging with sex. DUNNO BOUT YOU GUYS.

picture's relation up for debate.
>> Anonymous
Depends on how you do it.

I'm sure you could work it as 20 minutes of HIIT somehow.
>> Anonymous
Picture clearly answers your question, OP.
Fat and ugly = No sex.
No sex = Fat and ugly.
Fat and ugly = No sex.
No sex = Fat and ugly.
Fat and ugly = No sex.
No sex = Fat and ugly.
Fat and ugly = No sex.
No sex = Fat and ugly.
See? Vicious cycle.
>> Anonymous
Sex is actually insane, you body goes into hyper mode, not unlike a massive orgasmic seizure.

Sex in different possisions could very well burn a shit load of calories
>> Anonymous
>>108922
Dude, i'd WAY rather be middle class as I am now and good looking than a rich, fat, fucking... pig.
>> ???????????
well if you think that the body has to use up energy replenish the sperm you ejaculate, it makes perfect sense. after all e = mc^2.
>> Anonymous
biggest load of shit ive ever heard.

5 minutes of moving back and forth, CMON.

use your fucking head. dont try to make excuses. the only way to lose weight is hard work.
>> Anonymous
>>108927
5 minutes?
Moving back and forth?
LOOOOOOOOL, someone fails at their sex life.
>> Anonymous
>>108927
>5 minutes
BAWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>108927
lol.

oh man. I'm sorry. Didn't mean to make you feel bad there.
>> Anonymous
>>108937
Aw be nice. You know you all finish after 2 minutes anyway.