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Perfect Perfect Attendance Anonymous
I'm about to graduate high school here and I've had perfect attendance forever since kindergarten. Got my reward today:

$25 gift card to the mall.
Totally worth going to school every day possible for my entire life.

Do I have room to ask for more compensation due to suffering through physical trials such as getting up early, going to school sick and/or in pain (non-contageous), or not getting as much rest as other students who constantly fucking skip (assholes, the lot of them). And don't give me that "you may have been to school, but you suck at it" shit. I am going to national competition for my programming skills, have been making cartoons for the school newspaper, have a 4.0 GPA, have a 1500 SAT score, and have a seven-inch penis.

Hmmm?
>> Anonymous
you had better skip a class every now and then in college, otherwise you'll turn into more of a stuck up dickface than you already are
>> Anonymous
>>104873
John Gabriel's theorem prevents me from making a comment.
>> Anonymous
>have been making cartoons for the school newspaper

This is... impressive?
>> Anonymous
You work for 17-18 years for that $25, I'll go to my job and earn it in an hour. Failure.
>> Anonymous
>>104910
1600 is the max iirc

I got around 1100 not bad since english isn't my first language
>> Anonymous
I got a 1650 on the SAT, and I'm a loser.
>> Anonymous
>>104914
That's the max score for the old SAT I think.
New max score is 2400 or something.
>> Anonymous
congrats! Don't spend it all in one place! And no, the school didn't promise you anything.
>> Anonymous
1500 SAT score, haha. Any less than 1550 is funnily bad, anything above is excusable.
>> Anonymous
i never took SAT...
and if i had programming classes in my schools i would have gone more often.

Honestly though, i'm worried about your social life if you never felt a need to skip and hang out with your friends..
>> Anonymous
>>104931
Out of 1600 dumbass.
>> Anonymous
>>104939
I know.
>> Anonymous
Congratulations on doing what you are supposed to do in the first place.
>> Miss/fit/ !CX5ZjxjyRA
EXCUSE ME WHILE I E-SWOON LOL.


No seriously, I bet my life that you're a skinny assugly nerd that's never even seen a pair of naked tits in person. Enjoy your lonely competition.
>> Anonymous
>>104862
I refuse to believe you never had a contagious illness the entire time you were in high school. Also, you're underageb&. Also, you're a retard who thinks his 1500 SAT score is impressive. Also, according to>>104939, you're a defensive faggot who put "1500" down as his SAT score just so you could trick someone into revealing their ignorance of the new SAT -- which is funny, because you totally missed the point of>>104931and your plan backfired. This thread is hilarious, and you're a joke.
>> Anonymous
>>104862

The saddest part? I ditched so many classes in HS that I was all set to be expelled except I decided to take a journey into the local CC at the age of 17 and finish-up my HS credits there so I could get the f* out of Dodge.

I ended-up graduating "on time" barely with my 2.1gpa.

Where am I now - with no college education and no perfect attendance?

Making $85k in Colorado - which is good money for this cost-of-living index... and laughing at you.
>> sage sage
what does this have to do with fit?
>> Anonymous
>>104962
It's funny that you don't mention what you do. Shovel shit much?
>> Anonymous
>>104964

I knew you wouldn't believe me anyway - so why bother?

I run the IT Department for a medium-sized company.
>> Anonymous
and I thought /fa/ was super-trollable
>> Anonymous
>>104862
I think you're lying because you misspelled "contagious" in your fucking post
>> Anonymous
that's more of a slap in the face. lol. Here's $25 for being a douchebag.
>> sage sage
I think you're an attention seeking dipshit with no friends and an opinion of oneself that is entirely misplaced.