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Anonymous
Sup /fit/.

This is a serious thread, and I want serious answers.

I got curious and tried anal masturbation. Dumb move. I didn't use any lube, just a toilet cleaner thingy that I spit on. I didn't put it very far in (less than an inch). However, when I pulled it out, I saw some blood on it. Not a lot, but enough to freak me the fuck out. It took a few minutes, but the bleeding stopped. Should I be worried? What happend exactly? Has this ever happened to any of you?

That's the last time I ever listen to my friends on this shit. Ugh.

I've failed massively.
>> Anonymous
I never bled anally and never used lube, usually masturbate with a candle. did you force it in?

as best as I can describe it: I imagine as if I just sat down to take a dump, slow my breathing, and apply the slightest pressure to push the shit out which makes my asshole relaxed and loose. then insert slowly
>> UnpopularTripfag !k06UoZ/omE
You're supposed to use a slim neck beer bottle
>> Anonymous
Toilet cleaner thingy? That was actually used at one point in time, perhaps several times, to scrub the shit off your toilet bowl? You stuck THAT up your ass?

Disgusting.

Aside from that, just be more careful next time. And get a proper toy for anal play, and some lube.
>> Anonymous
Dont worry about it. You just tore some little capillaries. It happens with anal when you dont usually do anal. Take it from me, I am a girl and my boyfriend has had me try it maybe 3 times, all 3 there was a tiny bit of blood...so i dont think theres anything to worry about
>> Anonymous
You'll be fine. You probably just tore the lining, but it'll heal up.

Erm, you used a toilet brush do you mean? With the spiky bristles? Yeah, that'll tear you right up. Use something smooth and clean, and you need lube of some kind.
>> Anonymous
>>163579

Dear female,
Did it hurt when he tried it with you? I've kinda been wanting to do anal with my girlfriend, but if it's going to be painful for her then I won't.
>> Anonymous
Uh, try using lube next time, it'll be much easier and you won't shit blood.
>> Anonymous
only thing serious here is that your a serious fag
>> Anonymous
lmfao this guy stuck a toilet bristle up his butt and it cut his butt walls up no wonder it b leed dumb ass. that shit been scrubbing poop dude and that poop and germs got in your anal skin inside there is sensitive your gonna get anal cancer ;_;
>> Anonymous
stupid trolls, go get some sleep because you have a big day of sitting on your computer all day again tomorrow. how long has it been since you looked for a job?

don't use household products, get fucking lube and a dildo if you want to enjoy anal. use your finger in the meantime
>> Anonymous
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>>163581
Pic attatched is what I mean. I didn't use the bristly end, of course. lol

>>163590
There are millions of straight guys that do this or have tried it at least once. I'll be in the "only tried it once" category. I was dumb enough to take my friend's advice and try it while masturbating, as he told me it would give an amazing orgasm.

It made my butthole bleed. AUGH.

Thanks guys. You've made me feel a little better.
>> Kung-FU !!yKQtbs254kV
>There are millions of straight guys that do this or have tried it at least once
>at least once
>straight guys
>anal masturbation
lol
>> Anonymous
>>163615
keep telling yourself that.
>> Anonymous
You should work it with your fingers for quite a while before you start ramming plungers up there. Just common sense.
>> Kung-FU !!yKQtbs254kV
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>>163618

I didn't tell my self anything. All I did was laugh at you for being stupid.
>> Anonymous
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>I've failed massively.

You could say that.
>> Anonymous
http://v3.tinypic.com/2zxs282.flv
>> Anonymous
use sharpies dude with vaseline feels good.
>> Anonymous
You just tore your rectum a bit, no big deal. Can happen if you try to force shit out too quickly. You'll heal up fine.
>> Anonymous
>>163553
Use a banana, or a toothbrush into a condom or something. Electric toothbrush for vibrating functions.
>> Anonymous
so i have a question anytime i put a finger in my ass ill take a shit right before and then like ten sec in to my finger getting in i have to shit again no matter what when i try to put something up there i have to shit over and over again
>> Anonymous
>>163579
Does it feel good if you're a girl?
>> Anonymous
anyone tried this with those faggy vibrating razors?
>> Anonymous
>>163728
just man up and buy a vibrator
>> Anonymous
>>163587
Not the same girl but before I was on the pill and we had no condoms left my boyfriend suggested anal and I obliged. The first time was REALLY painful, but only because we used shitty lube and I hadn't done anything like that before. So unless you want to ease her into it by stick your fingers in there and getting her ready it'll probably hurt. We only did it 3 times as well, only because we both like vag sex better as well as the fact I don't want a loose pooper. Hope that helps.
>> Anonymous
>>164040
how did it feel compared to vagoo
>> Anonymous
>>163587
High probability your gf will get hemorrhoids.

):
>> Anonymous
this thread makes my ass hurt.
>> Anonymous
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Blood is the toll for the hershey highway.
>> Anonymous
OP, you're a moron for using no lube.
>> Anonymous
The real question is did you continue to masterbate after bleeding out of your ass?
>> Anonymous
>>164126
at least he'd have lube for the latter part of it
>> Anonymous
people, please
>> Anonymous
>>163553
so has your anus
>> Anonymous
>>163553
Bleeding the first time isn't a surprise, but it lasting for a few minutes is a bit odd. Do you experience pain during bowel movements or feel a cut on the outside of your anus?
Keep an eye out in case it's an anal fissure. Picking up a tube of Preparation H is always a smart move.
Trust me on this.
>> Anonymous
>>164256

Scared of a little knowledge? It's funny that people find words disturbing in any way.
>> Anonymous
wikipedia has an article that you should read

to sum up, for those about to try it for the first time:
-use loob
-go slowly
-use small object

The natural reflex to something being put into your ass is to constrict the anus. You want your partner or whatever to become comfortable and relax their muscles, overriding that reflexive action, which could take some practice.

also, it goes without saying, before trying it out make sure there's nothing up there.
>> Anonymous
>>164278
this is a worksafe board in the middle of the day, and there's a gaping asshole pic 4 posts up from the sage
>> Anonymous
>>164291

Most of the threads revolve around penis. Gaping asshole is a nice change imo.
>> Anonymous
>>163695
Jesus Christ, never use a banana. Them fuckers explode sometimes.

Anyway, yeah, vaseline+fingers.
>> Anonymous
I too have experimented with anal play using my finger and a latex glove.

Tinge of blood the first few times but through experimentation I learned what was too rough, when I was using too much pressure etc.

If it concerns you, leave 1.5 - 2 weeks between anal sessions to make sure any internal tears heal up. The rectum heals very quickly through necessity (if it didnt, a cut would result in a nasty infection and probably death; do the math).

Protip: Edge and collect your precum in a container before you start with the anal stuff. It doesn't stay slick for long but you get about 5-10 fantastic (and let's not forget free/infinitely supplied) minutes out of it.
>> Anonymous
>>164311
I have heard reports of the petroleum content in vaseline irritating the anal lining?

Counter-report if you are able to do so.
>> Anonymous
>>164316
...my anal lining isn't irritated?
>> update in progress
OP, seriously though. You're a fucking faggot.
>> Anonymous
Anyone else here interested in prostate milking?
>> Anonymous
ITT: faggots.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Superior orgasms.
>> Anonymous
lol, fucking disgusting.

maybe you had an internal pile and irritated it.
>> Anonymous
>>164663
Strange, you'd think I'd notice your face up my ass..