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Getting Healthy in Bed Anonymous
Hello,
I am a college student who works as a personal assistant for an elderly man in a retirement community. He is restricted to an wheelchair, however we go for walks using his walker every day.

Yesterday I was approached by his next door neighbor, apparently next door lives a 300+ pound woman who is so big she is stuck in bed, has a cathader and just never leaves bed. They have asked me to go over on a daily basis and help her work out hopefully enough to get her out of bed at least just a little bit.

I have no idea how I can help her, but I want to...especially since they said they will pay me hourly. How can I help her, what kind of exercises or activities can I do with her, and how much should I charge per hour?

Thanks
>> Anonymous
Start with arm workouts (clapping.)


I think I saw that on Dr. Phil once.
>> Anonymous
Don't waste your time with this diseased bitch, whatever you do to help she'll find a way to counteract your efforts. She isn't just bedridden, she has the victim mindset. You can't change that shit. Let her die a slow death
>> Anonymous
>>461028
how does the bitch take a shit?
>> Anonymous
>>461036
so true ...
>> Anonymous
>>461037
fat bitch had it coming xD
>> Anonymous
OP Here

Shes got a personal nurse who stays with her 24 hrs a day. Thats who approached me. I'm guessing its whatever she says goes. So I don't think she really has the means to binge eat and such. I also think she probably wears diapers and gets changed regularly.

Since she really cant stand on her own let alone walk I was thinking about simple things to start. I may have to even move her limbs for her at square one.
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_heaviest_people

9 of them are USA, 1 is Mexico,..
>> Anonymous
>>461055

Like I said, it's not worth the effort. If she's 300+ pounds something's seriously wrong with her diet. It's physiologically impossible to gain that kind of weight without stuffing your face with high carb meals frequently throughout the day. Sounds like the nurse is a problem too. If she can't/won't monitor her weight through simple nutrition and exercise, a person who's had a college education, what makes you think you can do it? What are her motives for getting you to do it? Because if she's with her 24 hours a day, this should be her job.

Are you even qualified in anyway to lead an exercise program? If not, for liability issues I wouldn't touch this with a 10 foot pole. Anything that goes wrong WILL be blamed on you. Sounds like the nurse's plan, or that she's given up. Either way, that tells you something about the situation. Its a FUBAR situation
>> Anonymous
the fat cunt is gonna die -- oops too late!
>> Anonymous
>>461036
>> Anonymous
There's a workout DVD by Richard Simmons called Sit Tight. It's basically a workout that you can do sitting in a chair.
>> Anonymous
liposuction + gastric bypass + bulimia + starvation + exercise + store person in a freezer

she will look like a concentration camp jew in no time

also surgically remove the taste buds on the front of her tongue so she cant taste sweets so much