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Anonymous
HOLY FIT, /SHIT/!

Just came up with a new technique!

Jumpin SQUATZ!

So easy, yet it adds much more than your meager jumping jack! When your legs go out, sink down to squattan position, then jump back up. Try to keep your regular JJ rhythm. Enjoy.
>> Anonymous
>>365158

See for yourself, bitch. Felt just fine to me.
>> Anonymous
typical visiting /b/retard's misunderstanding of what SQUATZ are.

when we say SQUATZ we don't mean gay ass body-weight squats you do onto your boyfriend's dick.

We mean squatting with a barbell. made of metal. with weight plates.
>> Anonymous
clean and jumps?
>> Anonymous
>>365192
>So easy, yet it adds much more than your meager jumping jack!

If he's comparing a squat with a jumping jack he's mistaking SQUATZ with bodyweight squats you do in pastel yoga tights, listening to Yanni.
>> Anonymous
Yeah ok OP I'll try that next time I have FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING POUNDS OF METAL SQUEEZED BETWEEN BY GOD DAMN TRAPS