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Anonymous
holy shit, try some peroxide. I was actually in the same boat as you OP, and the bullshit OTC gel didn't do shit. What you have to do is if you still have that little dropper bulb around (hopefully you have the one that can spray out water if you squeeze it hard enough), is get some peroxide on the bottle cap, suck up a few drops, tilt your head then drop in the peroxide until you feel your ear full. Keep your head tilted as you hear the fizzing and popping of the wax. Keep that shit in there for about 5 minutes. Tilt your head back (have a napkin ready for the spill) and immediately get some warm water (as warm as it could possibly be without burning yourself, I suggest heating some up before any of this), fill up the bulb entirely with the hot water and blast it full force into your ear. All this over a sink, of course because masive chunks of shit is going to fall out. So much wax fell out of my ear I couldn't believe I was hearing as well as I was. I swear I could hear the fucking air.
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