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Fentanyl Patches. Anonymous
Dear /fit/ards.
I was recently prescribed Fentanyl patches, at 25mg. I just put it on, to take care of the pain from my Rhumitoid Arthritis. I'm also 93lbs and 5.7 and don't have much body fat. Anyone know what I should be expecting? Anyone else been on them?
Don't worry, I have the brand that does not explode and kill you.
>> Anonymous
Live in Socal? I'll buy em from you. Seriously.

Wanna make money?
>> Anonymous
I'm a canadafag. :D
>> Anonymous
>>284086
Obvously you know a bit about them.. can you tell me?
>> Anonymous
You'll be nodding hard core son. It's an opiate. It will get you stoned. You can open them up or chew them but be careful not to OD.

I'm guessing you're a girl?
>> Anonymous
Fentanyl is a powerful opioid analgesic with a potency approximately 81 times that of morphine. WIKIPEDIA MOTHER FUCKER.
It is goin to be one hell of a pain killer.
>> Anonymous
OP have AIM? want to mail me one?
>> Anonymous
I had to use these for a while after a total colectomy. Actually, I even used them before the surgery because my dying colon was causing me such unbearable pain.

They worked like a charm. I was pretty sad to see them go, but my doctor was worried I was getting dependent. Which I was.

They're by far the best pain relief you can get at home.
>> Anonymous
I thought Glucosamine and Chondroitin was the best stuff for join health? My hands have been hurting pretty bad for a while, and I honestly have every single symptom for Arthritis, so I'm also looking for the best "cure" for this.
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284099
ur doctor was a fucking retard for giving you these post-procedure. he/she could have killed you.
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284100

its otc, thus not studied much and ingredients/concentrations are not regulated. it could be snake oil. also peeps with shellfish allergies cant take it.
>> Anonymous
>>284102
Is there anything you would recommend, then? Sometimes it's so bad in the morning that I can't even close my hands.
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284105

what have you tried thus far? and can you handle NSAIDs for a brief time until you see a doc?
>> Anonymous
>>284105
My Mom has a busted liver and a ton of other problems and has been on the strongest of these patches for like a year and a half. Just make sure you dont try to chew the shit from the patches because it is REALLY easy to OD.
>> Anonymous
i can't mail them to anyone I really need them, I have Jeuvinile Rhumitoid Arthritis - So I look like a lolli. Yes I'm a girl, I'm 20. Of course I read wiki - Left me with questions... like how fast is the onset?
>> Anonymous
Chewing them is great. Better than heroin. But i wouldnt reccoment it at 90 lbs.
>> Anonymous
>>284113
Also wanted to add be careful about where you stick them. Sometimes the skin gets really dry and it is INCREDIBLY painful to take them off. Make sure you keep moisturized wherever you want to stick them.

My Mom has 2 or 3 on her at a time sometimes, I dont suggest anyone ever doing that.
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284121

dont they still make fentanyl lozenges? why not suck on those vs chewing a nasty TD patch?
>> Anonymous
>>284127
I am pretty sure its a stronger hit when you chew on the gel shit from the patches.
>> Anonymous
>>284109
The only thing I have tried is OTC Glucosamine Chondroitin pills/drinks (I've moved more towards the liquids because I hear they absorb much better than the tablets). Most of them contain 1500mg of Glucosamine, about 500mg of Chondroitin, and other "joint lubricants" (such as MSM, apparently). They do seem to help out a bit, but nothing dramatic. When taking them for a period of time, though, I am actually able to close my hands in the morning... so that's definitely a plus. As for NSAIDS... what is that again? Sorry about asking, but I'm obviously not to knowledgeable when it comes to this stuff.
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
makes sense.
>> Anonymous
WHY IN THE FUCK IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW THE OP IS FUCKING 93 POUNDS AT FIVE FOOT SEVEN?

JESUS CHRIST AUSCHWITZ
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284138

stick with what helps. Proven effective NSAIDs (which is short for non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs) are Ibuprofen, and naproxen. they are hard on the stomach lining though, as they break down the prostaglandin lining inside which can cause ulcers if taken in excessive amounts or amount of time. you can take these with the joint lubes. naproxen is a longer acting one, great for arthritis pain
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284145

if you didnt even wanna fucking wake up much less eat cuz you hurt so bad you would be skin and bones too
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
you gotta fuckin eat tho sistah. that lack of nutrition will be slowin down your heart rate and closing off circulation to your hands and feet. the doc probably wouldnt want to prescribe a narcotic just because of your malnutrition. seriously feed yourself your creeping downwards
>> Anonymous
That shit is addictive to the max. Ask your doc for something else if you can.
>> Anonymous
wtf he just gave you those? how bad is the pain? have you tried other pain medications and they didn't work?
>> Anonymous
>>284157

Hurting from arthritis is not much of an excuse to starve yourself.

People in full body casts still get fed. OP is just an emo anorexic.
>> Anonymous
I was 105 lbs 5 7 as a guy before. My natural build when I don't work out. I ate 3 meals a day too.
>> Anonymous
I was given that shit in the hospital man, it's suppose to be like if your about to fucking die (almost did)

it's 81 times more potent then Morphine, ask your doc if there is anything less drastic.
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284208

i was at 95lbs @ 5'10" recovering from full body radiation, chemo, and a bone marrow transplant. those fuckin mouth sores and leg debridements daily made me not want to eat. died twice, 3 birthdays now lol. I now weigh 153 lbs same height
>> Anonymous
>>284226
>>284187

Listen to these anon, fentanyl is a fucking serious drug, like last resort. Has your doctor tried less powerful painkillers yet? (Such as vicodin, percocet, etc etc) If he/she hasn't, ask them because you do NOT want to start on fentanyl unless that is the last option available to you.
>> Anonymous
>>284227

Shut the fuck up and go tell it to Oprah, cancer boy.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>284227

>died twice

YOU EVEN SUCK AT DYING. YOU'RE NOT A HERO YOU JUST SUCK AT EVERYTHING YOU TRY. FUCK YOU.
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284249

i dont tell nigras
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284253

its cool bro, I cant reproduce so you have nothing to worry about.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>284257

lmfao
>> Anonymous
>>284083

how old are you that you have ra?
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284260

;) cheers
>> Anonymous
lolz my boyfriend is posting for me...
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>284267

seriously you suck. it's like

OH SHIT CANCER
OH SHIT RADIATION AND SHIT OH GOD IM DYING
OH SHIT I TRIED TO DIE BUT I FAILED
OH SHIT I TRIED AGAIN AND FAILED
OH FUCK I WEIGHT TOO LITTLE
OH GOD I CANT REPRODUCE

i bet you'll get hit by a meteor soon or some shit
>> Anonymous
>>284242
my form of arthritis is extremely painful. it's full body, and I've even had joint replacements to re-open my hands. I'm a documented one in a million case. I'm on 240 pills of Percoset a month, and I regularly run out. My stomach can't take it anymore and I've been throwing up, that's why I'm so underweight.

I'm only on the 25mg patch right now, and so far all I feel is funny - Not high.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>284280

>re-open my hands

lol
>> Anonymous
>>284263

I was told i had arthritis when i was 7
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284278

sucks for the meteor. it could have taken out so much more
>> Anonymous
>>284282
Yes, the artritis has damaged my joints to the point where my hands were perminately in fists and I could not open them. My left hand had a full joint replacement operation. Unfortunately the rehab clinic were assholes and did a terrible job. My boyfriend wants to bomb the place.

He started this thread for me and is typing some of the responses because he loves me very much. :P

And thank you /fit/ for being so helpful
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>284288

meteors dont have feelings idort

hey yo brb im gonna go hug my kids

oh.. wait .. man... sorry....sorry man
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>284289

i bet your handjobs are shit
>> Anonymous
>>284289

>>284242here, it's no problem I just don't want to see someone's life get fucked up because of a doctor who doesn't want to have to deal with a patient who has needs.
>> Anonymous
>>284294
They're great, thanks for asking. :P
She's a fox in bed, and I love her for it.
Jelous anon is jelous.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>284301

1. i'm a tripfag
2. your gf is crippled. no one is jealous. you're only with her because you're too insecure to go for a normal girl.
>> Anonymous
>>284306
I've had plenty of normal girls and dated a few models too.
I love her for her and her personality and that's all that matters. Normal girls don't go on /b/ and she's a nympho so it's all good, so am I.

Besides, she's really hot for a cripple. :) in fact, she's really hot for anyone, handycapped or not.

asnd now I know what you're about to say, PICS or GTFO... humm. lets see what I have on my hdd
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>284312

i dont want pics of your gf. she has ball-hands.
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284306

wanna see my little stump for a leg? it can be used for kinky insertions.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
jesus christ i'm leaving before i catch something seriously you guys are broken
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284318

or do you want to see me in my 6 mirrion dollar man leg? im in a league of my own. catch niggers stealing bikes n shit brah
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284323

dont worry bud it dont have cancer no more. shits contageous rite?
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>284328

dont fucking breathe on me
>> Anonymous
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>>284312
This is me/her. I can post with timestamp if you absofuckinglutely need to.
Also she does not have ballhands, one was opened with intensive joint replacement, rembember, and the other one is not fully closed, just the middle fingers, she's constantly throwing up the horns, lol.
>> Anonymous
>>284145
LOL

My grandma (I think) takes these, and still complains of pain.

But, she weighs much more than you do.

Just be careful. If you are seriously concerned about your health and well-being, read the directions, and if you start feeling a way that you don't think that you should, contact a doctor or pharmacist immediately. I suggest that the first few days that you take them, you don't have anything that you need to do that day. Lounge around at home, until you are sure that you can handle the way they make you feel.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>284333

looks like you're having trouble sitting in that position
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284333

QT hope things go well for both of you.
>> Anonymous
>>284337

Look fucktard I was trying to take a picture of myself in the bathroom mirror above the sink trying to avoid a big flash mark in the mirror...

You try sitting on a thin ledge trying to not fall in the fucking sink...dickwad.
>> Anonymous
>>284343
don't feed the trolls. :P
>> Anonymous
>>284306

>i'm a tripfag

What is your point, failure?
>> Midnight Express !!MKEPCDM1s7H
>>284352

it means when he hugs his children he tells them the sheer magnitude of his significance to the online community, then goes back to his den whilst those kids eat paint chips off the wall
>> Anonymous
>>284337
I bet it's because she's sore after taking thick nigger cock in her vag all day.
>> Anonymous
>>284368

lol
>> Anonymous
>>284333
Very pretty. I want your thigh highs.

I wish you the best of luck though, these things are crazy serious and make sure you keep an eye on how you feel. Once my Mom almost over dosed on those and she slept for like 3 days straight, was really weird.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>284343

>You try sitting on a thin ledge trying to not fall in the fucking sink...dickwad.

no
>> Anonymous
chew 1/3 that patch NAO
>> Doctor Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III, M.D., PhD !!szQToNGkp98
>I was recently prescribed Fentanyl patches, at 25mg.

>25mg.

I loled.
>> Anonymous
Using the patch normally is slow relief. It'll last long but may not get you "high."

You can cut the patch open and chew the gel. Or you can stick the gel in a pipe and smoke it for faster onset. Be VERY VERY FUCKING CAREFUL doing this, because you can OD on very little fentanyl. Take it super slow so you don't accidentally do too much. Fentanyl is more potent than heroin.

Have fun. If I had those patches I'd be abusing the shit out of them. Then again I've been addicted to heroin and don't trust myself to be around opiates anymore.
>> Anonymous
okay so this patch is not affecting me at all.
AT ALL.
I'm still sore, I'm still in a lot of pain, it's doing almost nothing. Is there anything I could be doing wrong?
My percosets were way better then this.

I was taking 2 at 5mg Oxycodon every 4 hours but they were fucking up my stomache. Why is this doing shit all, I thought I was going to be drooling?