Syphilaids.The mixture of Syphilis and AIDS that causes one to bleed profusely out of every orifice. Has anyone heard of this? My little sister swears they were educated about it in sex ed. Help me /fit/!
Was she also made aware that every time she masturbates, God kills a kitten?
Id hit it.
Oh god. I work in social services. One of our clients has AIDS and she has these giant purple sores all over her that constantly ooze....she also colored her hair, clothes, and makeup to match them.
>>142081I lol'd. Not at the aids, thats not funny in this context but at the fact that she's matched her wardrobe and appearance to her sores.
ill stick my dick in her orifice
>>142118It certainly added a certain something...Did I mention her cerebral palsy afflicted daughter who was a nonsentient mass of twisting, writing limbs twitching on the floor?
Writhing, even.Dammit, now I'm picturing some Terry Schiavo related sesame street episode
>>142160I imagined an octopus on her mom's office floor, shouting "HI MOMMMMMMMM"
id fuck her.. hopefully no pimples on the butt