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Anonymous
My farts have been fucking horrid recently, I always watch what I eat and I'm sure I get enough fiber. I was thinking that something was wrong with me but I feel perfectly fine. So guys, how can I make my farts not stink so much?
>> Anonymous
hold it in
>> Anonymous
Eat lots of eggs.
>> Anonymous
Squats
>> Anonymous
OATZ
>> Anonymous
buump
>> Anonymous
Do you mix your protein shake in the blender?
>> Anonymous
lol.

Just lol.
>> Anonymous
Drink perfume
>> Anonymous
>>475929
yes
>> Anonymous
>>475913
Protip: too much fiber causes farts. Eat less of it.
>> Anonymous
>>475943

finally a serious answer, hmm I thought it would of been all the protein thats causing it
>> Anonymous
How old are you, and do you drink much milk, or eat many milk products?

A lot of people become lactose intolerant in their early adulthood, and horrible farts are one of the symptoms that can pop up.
>> Anonymous
Oats make me fart like a rhino.
>> Anonymous
>>475963

I don't drink a lot, only when I have a protein shake and even then I have it diluted with water
>> Anonymous
>>475971
laughing so fucking hard but same here
>> Anonymous
Fuckin' a.

Thanks a lot, OP. Now all I can smell is farts. Phantom farts.
>> Anonymouse
Me too OP, I fart frequently and most of them have a foul stench to them.

I love it :D

I also crap like 2-4 times a day
>> Anonymous
I ate a bag of sugar-free jellies and I was doing loud, smelly, frequent farts for about 18 hours.

I couldn't get to sleep because of it. My gut swelled up till the morning
>> Anonymous
op here, what could i eat to improve my digestion?
>> Anonymous
>>475914
>>475919
>>475920
>>475915
>>475929
>>475935

lol'd so hard
>> Anonymous
>>475937

You blend it, put the drink in the fridge (ice box) for 15 minutes then drink it. When you blend the drink, look at what happens. You might have 500ml of ingredients then you blend et voila 1000ml of protein drink. You have just added 500ml of air, then you drink it.

Well pretty obvious now isn't it, that protein fart gas is going to come out somewhere, sometime, someplace, how are you going to stop it

So the solution is to let it sit for 15 minutes, you will see the air bubbles popping and over time the drink will settle back down, maybe you can give it a quick 2 second whiz to mix all the ingredients again and save your friends, loved ones and yourself from the curse of the bad smell, stinky protein drink fart gas.

PS The dog will love that he stops getting the blame for all the bad smells in the house too.
>> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. !3GqYIJ3Obs
supplements make you smell like ass
>> Anonymous
>>476012

mmm I never knew that, I'll try it tomorow