Christ, I don't know whether to be scared, embarrassed, or stoked.Not just 5 minutes ago, I was chasing our cat around the house, because my sister tied a string to his tail. He's under the bed, and I grab the string, when I suddenly fart. Nothing serious.This is going on too long. Turns out I came out of my anus. How the fuck is this possible?
oh god what
Wait, what?
I'm confused. You farted out of your ass? NO WAY!!
shouldn't have let ur boyfriend fuck you in the ass b4 chasing the cat
LMAO OP, you just made my day.
>>91918It makes sense now since I was aroused at the time. Am I aroused by the cat or my sister, or both?
>>91916you missed the part about the jizz
I would say you farted out a semen-like substance from your rectum. Perhaps you were butt-fucked without your knowledge. Or maybe you have some kind of gross infection in there.
>>91924Or OP has a fistula leading from his prostate to his rectum. I do not know which is worse, anon.
Now that I think about it, it isn't a big deal. Just hoping it doesn't fucking happen again.