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Anonymous
I know exactly what you are experiencing. The disease is called "assholeitis", I believe. It's like you're just a regular basement virgin not thinking about sex before you contract the disease, but as soon as it strikes you, you get this enormous urge to lie on anonymous boards about having a girlfriend and having sex with her.
Most say that there is no cure, but some speak of shamans in the Chilean mountains who can offer complete recovery, but for a terrible price...
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