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Anonymous
sup /fit/
first off pic unrelated
Im looking into some human growth hormones to make me taller (5'3 male at 18,pathetic i know)

Im hoping to get the injection but at $2000 a month and the side effects that it supposebly comes with im not too sure it will be worth it

next best choice is the supplements (im looking at one called maxagen right now).

my question - will it work ? or is it just a scam ?
>> Anonymous
I'm not trying to be rude, but I only want to have to say this once, and I want you to understand it the first time:

IF YOUR GROWTH PLATES ARE FUSED, YOU CANNOT GROW ANY TALLER.

You can always get your legs broken/pinned to gain a few inches if it's that important to you.
>> Anonymous
Men stop growing ~21. You still have three years to grow as much as your body can. Eat a lot food and SLEEP. Your growing is accomplished in your sleep.
>> Anonymous
>>315814
ok buddy thanx but i seriously doubt im gonna be anywhere near average height in 3 years
no way im gonna grow 8 inches in 3 years...
which is why maybe hgh can help
>> Anonymous
>>315813
im 18 they might not have fused yet
im gonna schedule and appointment to talk about getting the injection then ill ask the dr to check to see if they fused yet
>> sasuke !h003Xy2vOk
http://grow-taller-secret.blogspot.com/2007/06/limb-lengthening-surgery.html
http://shortsupport.org/Health/Leg-Lengthening/hospitals.html#USA (Apparentely ICLL is the best clinic to do this.)

You are most likely to gain a few inches then continue your normal life but this is very painful as your bones are cut and lenghtened. A lot of people quit before the treatement is completed due to extreme pain. But if you are tough, then go for it.
>> Anonymous !ErY2TknG0w
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Try it.
>> sasuke !h003Xy2vOk
I actually researched on how to get taller, i'm 5'10, wich is nice, but i wanted a few more inches. Maybe one or two more.

I play it the safe way: eat all your nutrients and be active. I heard of people attaching weights to their legs while they are on the computer but i'm relectulant to try that..
>> Anonymous
>>315829
eat all your nutrients and be active
considering none of my parents are over 5'5 i can eat all i want and im not gonna grow (not height-wise at least)
>> Anonymous
Lol OP I'm 2 years younger than you and a foot taller. Kill yourself now.
>> Anonymous
Being smaller makes your penis look larger. Optical illusion.
>> Anonymous
not fucking worth it
>> Anonymous
>>315853
>Lol OP I'm 2 years younger than you and a foot taller. Kill yourself now.

OP's post:>>315808
>5'3 male at 18

Enjoy your ban faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>315862
PS. I'm not OP.
>> Anonymous
>>315858
what makes you say that ?
>> Anonymous
>>315857
too bad no women would ever date a guy 5'3
>> Anonymous
>>315890
Taking hormones is a sure-fire way to fuck your body up, and GH is notoriously unreliable, and it's way too expensive, and insurance won't cover it usually.
>> Anonymous
>>315894
how would it fuck my body up ?
aside from making me taller..
im really not trolling im just curious..
its supposed to make me taller so whats so bad about it (aside from price,and you cant put a price on that)
>> Anonymous
>>315897
Hormones are released in your body in controlled amounts. When you put more hormones in your system than naturally made, you risk diseases. See the warnings on birth control pills, HRT, and BGH in beef. It's best to just deal with your short stature, and take advantage of it, like being able to do thing that larger folks can't.
>> Anonymous
>>315904
well if the doctor is injecting it then im sure he/she would make sure i get the "right" amount
>> Anonymous
>>315916
I worked in a hospital.

I knew a doctor who cut off the wrong breast in a mastectomy.

Don't put doctors on that kind of pedestal. They go to school and memorize things, they read the pamphlets that the drug companies send them. They don't actually do too much thinking. But, they do do a whole lot of drinking.
>> Anonymous
In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are a peace-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below,
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!
He riddled with Gollum!
A magic ring he stole!
He was chased by wolves!
Lost in the forest!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's ha-lls!!!

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his hole in the land of the Shire,
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
a-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
>> Anonymous
>>315952
MY HERO!
>> Anonymous
>>315904
>>like being able to do thing that larger folks can't

LOL like what ? not being able to get laid....YAY
>> Anonymous
>>315957
Like flying fighter jets. Better than sex any day.
Also, smaller body makes your dick look bigger.
>> Anonymous
>>315960
who the fuck is gonna get a chance to fly a fighter jet ?
and it doesnt matter how big/small you are...if youre not at least 5'10 most women wont bother to even look at you,much less have sex with you.

whens the last time you heard women say they like shorter guys ? never...short men are inferior
>> Anonymous
>>315967
If you're short as a teen, you plan yourself to be a fighter pilot, and as a fighter pilot, you WILL get all the pussy you want. So your argument is null. Also, you could try to be rich, and women'll fuck anything with money.
>> Anonymous
>>315978
ok be rich and a fighter pilot
yeah sure i got nothing else to do this friday night i think ill go become rich
lemme just walk over to the money tree and pull out a few millions
>> Anonymous
lol op enjoy being inferior to other men and unattractive to women.
>> Anonymous
>>315967
>>315967

Mel Gibson
Tom Cruise
Mark Wahlberg

All 5'8
dickface
I'm 5'8 - 16yrsold- and I don't seem short around other men.

but 5'3 is lulzy.
>> Anonymous
>>315983
If you're short as a 16yo, you plan for the future. Think- "Where will my short stature be an advantage?"
You think, "USAF/USN!" or "stock market".
You begin your quest.
If you're already too old, too bad serves you right for sitting on your ass feeling sorry for yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>315991
gtfo, reported
>> Anonymous
>>316005
>>316005

OH PLZ DONT!!!!


who fucking cares
it's 4chan
faggot.
go get laid.
>> Anonymous
>>316011
he cant hes short
>> Anonymous
>>315991
reported for>>316011
>> Anonymous
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>>315808

Hey dude, fuck you. I'm 5'2" and I'm almost 23. It wasn't even my choice, I have titanium plates bolted into my spine. Believe me, if there was a way to get taller, I'dve done it by now.

Just use it as an excuse to be passive/aggressive to everyone my default.
>> Anonymous
>>316050

Me again. Shame on all of you for thinking you can't get laid just 'cuz you're short. It's just playing the game on HARD MODE. Our victories are worth more than the tall peoples'!!
>> Anonymous
>>316050
do you have trouble meeting women ?
also you may wanna like wax your chest hair or something
>> Anonymous
>>316050
oh god. whoever that is, they need to grow their fucking hair.
>> Stoned Anonymous !XUUanJpkos
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>>316059

fuck you, asshole

>>316056

yes. as i'm in computer science at my university, every remotely hot girl that enters the program is hit on by the entire male student body.
>> Anonymous
>>316073
k, that's a little better. you look endlessly better with your glasses on. and your mouth closed.

still think you should grow out your hair though.
>> Stoned Anonymous !XUUanJpkos
>>316079

So far only one of my IRL friends thinks I should. But one girl I am after constantly rubs my head every time I see her. So yeah, no chance of me growin' it back :D
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Wm4DXkcj0
>> Anonymous
>>316073
Could you take another picture of yourself but like a full on frontal picture? You look kind of like me and I'm considering shaving my head.
>> Stoned Anonymous !XUUanJpkos
>>316079

Also, I had terrible dandruff when I had hair. No longer is that an issue!!
>> Anonymous
>>316079
>>that's a little better
>>you look endlessly better

does he look a little better or endlessly better ??? fucking pick one you cunt
>> Stoned Anonymous !XUUanJpkos
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>>316088

I don't feel like taking a new one, but here's me the day after I first shaved my head last January.
>> Anonymous
>>316091
i wrote "a little better", but then compared the pics side by side and realized just how much better it really was.

thought i deleted the a little better. my apologies.

as for dandruff, i've yet to meet anyone who has used head & shoulders with selenium sulfide and not have positive results.
>> Stoned Anonymous !XUUanJpkos
>>316101

You just met me, dude.
I used Head and Shoulders for 6 years, during which time I went from shoulder-length hair to normalfag hair. I've used Selson Blue. I've used a few prescription shampoos. Nothing worked.
>> Anonymous
>>316105
oh well.

always an exception to the rule.
>> Anonymous
>>316097
Grow a beard!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>316089
shame that hair doesn't cause dandruff
>> Stoned Anonymous !XUUanJpkos
>>316123

But shaving away the dead skin helps massively
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, it's FPS Doug.

Sup man?
>> Anonymous
BOOM HEADSHOT
>> Anonymous
>>316097
Drew?
>> Anonymous
fyi, with growth hormones you may not grow. instead you might get increased bone density and a larger gut due to longer intestines.
>> Anonymous
>>315967
>>315967
olololol?
What kind of inferiority are we talking about here? Are we talking about 1 vs 1 5'6 vs 6'0?
My favorite example, the most badass of the badass the few men left who still have the balls to be real men. Army sfgs, USMC mfr, Navy udt/ seals, USAF pjs and the list goes on. Want to know one fact about this world of top badass mofos who are just plainly fucking good at killing people who threaten america or endanger their buddies? Average height of sf guys is 5'6 -5'7. Know why? Cause that's the best height for being able to have great lower body endurance and maintain good upper body strength. Their world is fucking badass of the badass, put people down before they take you down, pretty much about the most manliest occupation / job / hobby you can ever have. Would not advise calling em inferior. some of em are chill as fuck but others will break you in half regardless of your height.
>> Anonymous
You're short. Start doing gymnastics. You'll develop an amazing body twice as fast as anyone who is >6'0