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Anonymous
hi /fit/

so i need to fake sickness to a doctor to get out of something, perferably something that i can realistic recover from after a few (~3) days - doesn't have to be TOO serious, but something warrenting missing 3 hours of a mentally straining activity

;)
>> Anonymous
hammer to the ballsack.
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>> Anonymous
>>447049
agree. with the poo. Try to get food poisoning. leave some eggs out. Then under cook them. that should give you the runs. Or you could get a tablespoon of dish washer soap and drink that. It wont kill you just give you a stomach ache that knocks you on your ass for a couple of days
>> Anonymous
Take the shade off of your lamp and stare into your light bulb for a couple of minutes. It will burn your corneas, but you will regain your vision in a week.
>> Anonymous
Rub your scalp into your dog or cat a whole bunch. try to get head lice
>> Anonymous
Fuck a nigger. Get aids.
>> Anonymous
hunger strike and don't go to sleep for the next 3 days. that will fuck up your body real bad
>> Anonymous
Strip, turn on air con, enjoy cold.
>> Anonymous
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bitchsmack Gina Carano.