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Anonymous
Hey /fit/
I have three months where I want to do nothing but hardcore working out. I have no school and no work during this time. The goal is to look good for an up coming party in January.
I don't care about loosing or gaining weight, so long as I look decent.

Would /fit/ be able to help me out a little with a good fitness routine?

At the moment I jog 4 time a week and that about it. I also eat and drink healthy. I want to ramp it up 1000x

Pic related, its me.
>> Anonymous
f or m ? :D
>> Anonymous
protip: try hormone therapy that lets you become a woman^^ hips are already perfect
>> Anonymous
>>357496

I know I look like a bitch lol. But I've seen worse that have managed to look normal, thats my goal.
>> Anonymous
I know alot of girls that would kill for dem hips and those ASSets
>> Anonymous
hm well ok start training your muscles and stop running 4 times a week then..
>> Anonymous
I'm going to be in a similar situation to you, but I don't have the whole 'hips of a chick' thing going on. I mostly just plan to run once a day and play basketball later on, followed by weights at night.
>> Anonymous
OP here
thanks for making me lol /fit/ I don't feel so bad now :)
>> Anonymous
Are you planning on training at home or at the gym?
>> Anonymous
>>357515
At home.

Only gyms near me are womens gyms..

Hey! Perhaps I can show them my hips and they'll let me in!
>> Anonymous
you would make the perfect trap <3
>> Anonymous
>>357518

This thread makes me feel sexy now :P
>> Anonymous
what the fuck. faggot ass body.
>> Anonymous
>>357516
Now I finally understand what "Hips don't lie" was all about.
>> Anonymous
So I'm guessing I should bulk instead of slim, right?
>> Anonymous
>>357526
Yep.
>> Anonymous
>>357518
>>357521

NOBODY GIVE OP ANY ADVICE ON HOW TO BULK! I WANT OP TO BECOME A TRAP!

TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP!

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT OP AND HIS QUEST TO BECOME A TRAP, ALL ADVICE WILL BE HELPFUL
>> Anonymous
I actually thought you were a girl when I looked at the left pic first.
>> Anonymous
GROW A VAGINA
>> Anonymous
birthing hips
>> Anonymous
fix your posture OP. thats what makes u look like a fucking 11 year old ballerina girl. stop poking your tits out and your ass out fucking faggot.

should be like this |
>> Anonymous
For a party?

Holy shit OP, I hate people like you.
>> Anonymous
>>357530

Same thing here. Then I realized that it's not often a girl would show her tits on the first pic.

Then I looked at the tits.
>> Anonymous
damn your hips are much bigger than your chest, which is very disturbing. go get your hormones checked or something.
>> Anonymous
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>>357493
>> Anonymous
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you seriously need to work on your upper body
>> Anonymous
Are you a transmale or something?
>> Anonymous
Those are some delicious hips, OP.
>> Theodore Roosevelt !!J8LZ2zthmwi
gawd daym
>> Anonymous
OP needs to become a trap. Really, i want to see those arms in fishnet gloves gripping your cock.

Sez.luna.gordo@gmail
Please e-mail me progress for masterbation purposes.
>> Anonymous
How do I get these hips /fit/? Pilates or something?
>> Anonymous
>>358344

I came.
>> Anonymous
1. Scroll Internet Toolbar down to cover OP's chest
2. Fap
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!
>> Anonymous
>>358344
agreed, invest in some estrogen pills for best results