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Anonymous
hi guys so ive been eating 1/3 chicken breast each meal three times a day and washing it down with a gallon of water as you guys directed me for a few days

do i look any more fit
>> Anonymous
no ur fat as fuck
>> Anonymous
>>387530
but you guys told me
>> Anonymous
What's with that nip brah? Is it trying to crawl away?
>> Anonymous
>>387536
you tell me
>> Anonymous
Look, you gotta burn more calories than you're taking in if you're going to lose weight. And real changes in your musculature are not going to show up in a few days.

Better if you eat a more balanced diet and get off your ass and do something.
>> Anonymous
>>387546
but you guys said
>> Anonymous
>>387548

Oh, I see.

Well, it's clearly not working. I'd replace the chicken breast with 1/3 of a banana and halve your intake of water. Add in some Ex-lax to help the brown rumble along and lots of diuretics to help dump the fluids. This will make your muscles more prominent.
>> Anonymous
>>387583

Well, "X" is a little hard to come by. You can accomplish the same results by mixing Epsom salts with some warm water and drinking it, using it for enemas, or both.

Do you crave food all the time? There's a reason I'm asking...
>> Anonymous
>>387591
i dont crave food all the time
>> Anonymous
oh god wait why do you ask is there something wrong with me
>> Anonymous
>>387593

So, you probably don't have intestinal worms. That's good...wasn't sure from the photo since you show some of the characteristic signs. The treatments are kind of harsh to remove those.
>> Anonymous
>>387599
i will just drink the bleach to remove those.
>> Anonymous
>>387601

Actually, a bolus made leaded gasoline is best. You'd probably need to get that at an airport, or purchase tetra-ethyl lead and add it to gasoline (avoid any with MTBE added!).
>> Anonymous
>>387609
there is two local airports near me so i can probably get it good thing i do not have intestinal worms why did you think i had worms anyway