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Anonymous
Dear /fit/,

I am roughly 150lbs overweight and I am getting desperate.
I have tried dieting and exercise and nothing works for me. Controlled food programs, liquid diets, fat camp, you name it. I don't want to get onto prescription drugs of any kind because I don't want to get stuck on having to take pills all the time for the rest of my life. That shit is expensive and I just can't afford it.

I've done a lot of reading about weight loss ideas in the past, and I'm almost certain that I want to try giving myself a tapeworm. Have any of you tried this before? My doctor tells me that it is "dangerous" but when I pressed him about it he admitted that it really isn't as dangerous as people think, and that most people can host a tapeworm for years without any ill effect.

What should I do, /fit/?
>> Anonymous
Pills aren't that expensive. A couple years on dexedrine or fucking dying early because you're 400+lbs. Dude, it's worth it. EAT PILLS. Or the stomach staple.
>> Anonymous
eat less
move more
>> Anonymous
>My doctor tells me that it is "dangerous" but when I pressed him about it he admitted that it really isn't as dangerous as people think, and that most people can host a tapeworm for years without any ill effect.

there is no fucking way a medical professional would ever tell you that
>> Anonymous
Better living through organic chemistry.
>> Anonymous
dont you watch house tapeworms can get in your brain and kill you
>> Anonymous
>>178713
>I am roughly 150lbs overweight and I am getting desperate.

Stop eating so much, fatty.

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>178737
hurr durr house is reel medicine
>> Anonymous
>>178724
This. It really isn't fucking Algebra.
>> Anonymous
1st of all, there is no pill that will make you lose weight(not talking about steroids here).

2nd of all,>>178722is an idiot. A couple of years on "dexedrine" will only make you a pussy like every other moron thinking he has a srs mental condition blabla

3rd of all, tapeworm? lol. I'd bet your life you didn't try anything, you tried to go to a fat camp for a few weeks, tried drinking only water one week and shit like that, and failed for obvious reasons, so you now try and picture yourself as special. You aren't special, you're just like any other fatty, and thus if you had the willpower for a no-carb no-fat program mixed with exercise for 1 year(unlike your usual 2-3 week regimes), you'd see that you'd drop weight. But you're too stupid for that, and thus you'll continue to be a fatty for an infinity.

And finally, sage.
>> Anonymous
>I'm almost certain that I want to try giving myself a tapeworm.

I'm almost certain that you're a certifiable moron.

Think about it long and hard; have you HONESTLY tried your hardest at eating healthy and exercising? Did you just decide that "this isn't working fast enough, I'll just get a tapeworm hurr hurr", or did you keep at it for a year or more? Do you have some sort of genetic disorder that is keeping you fat?
>> Anonymous
Go get surgery or pills. You fat lazy fuck. dexadrine or real live amphetamine freebase will do the trick. 6 months to a year. Eat protein and veggies, along with a couple tabs of flow twice a day. It will curb the appetite. You'll loose weight.