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Anonymous
Experts of /fit/, listen to my plea.
I come to you requiring solid advice, no mere meme
Please guide me in the direction of a ripped bod
So I can come to mortals with the appearance of a god
Big arms, cut abs, and a barrel(roll) chest are what I seek
But as it stands now I am rather meek

Your guidance is required o' /fit/izens!
I can't bear to live as a 'shoulda been'
So in this thread of magic and glory
Dump your knowledge of power gain and weight loss, while I drink a forty
For I know that some on here have wise minds
Tuned to deliver the necessary finds
I need to achieve greatness, before I lay six feet under
Everyone has to start somewhere, no one begins as a wonder
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>> Anonymous
DO SOME SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
YOUR CHEST HAIR FORMS AN X
>> Anonymous
>>472939
HAHA OH FUCK I JUST NOTICED
>> Anonymous
>>472851
its because youtake yourself so seriously that no one is going to want to help.ill give you the secret though......................OATZ
>> Anonymous
>>472939
mind = blown
>> Anonymous
bamph
>> Anonymous
too distracted by the near (read: fake) rhymes to help you, sorry
>> Anonymous
go run if you can bench 185 already, fffffuuuuuuuucccckkk