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/fit/

do you keep any friends around that are girls. If so what is your relationship like with them? Do you treat them like one of the guys, did you fuck them and then became regular friends later, stuff like that.
>> Anonymous
yes
>> Anonymous
Yeah...I treat them like female friends. I don't fuck them or treat them like guys. I treat them like friends.
>> Anonymous
quit being pathetic faggot.

fuck bitches and dont' call them.

be friends with the ugly ones that you won't put your dick in unless your drunk. NO fat chicks.
>> Anonymous
No female friends anymore. Then all got popular & rather date dumb wiggers than someone who grew up with them for 6 years.

Even then, there was no chance of sex or even "friendly foreplay".
>> Anonymous
The only females I consider just friends are my buddies GF's.... I almost never become friends with a girl without fooling around or fucking her.

I generally think girls are idiots, but I sure as hell want to fuck them, so I do just that.
>> Anonymous
u
>> Anonymous
>>431147
>>rather date dumb wiggers than someone who grew up with them for 6 years.
You fail b/c they got you all figured out; you're not interesting to them anymore.

PROTIP: Don't "share" yourself, who you are, who you Really are, your goals/dreams/ambitions...keep moar to yourself. Stay aloof, let bitches figure you out for themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>431321
not the guy you're replying to but how much can you give away before you give too much? I myself usually fail by saying that I work and go to school, have friends play the drums all that shit and then I end up friend zoned in the end.
>> Anonymous
it wont work op
>> Anonymous
>>431327
If you're telling the entire truth here, then (and I'm not here to troll or piss you off) you made yourself seem totally uninteresting.

Girl: Hi/Hey/whatever, what do you do during the day?

Wrong answer: School, Work, Friends, Drums
Correct answer: Something that may/may not be truth, that will leave them thinking.
>> Anonymous
>>431336
When I do that I usually fuck up by saying something like, "well... you know" or "oh, a little of this and a little of that" and they lose interest anyways.

How can I do it right anon?
>> Anonymous
Also, don't go out of your way to see/do anything for them. Do what YOU want to do w/ your time. They may look like they hate it on the outside, but they're creaming on the inside that you're not just another pushover chump at their beck and call. They realize they're actually going to have to work for it.

The instant you start getting "compliments" like "you're like a brother/great friend/whatever", it's time to move on. They may find you "cute", but they don't find you attractive.

Do NOT change to meet her expectations. If she can't handle who you are, move on.
>> bluerum !oU7mcOOc8E
Why does /r9k/ read as /fit/?
>> Anonymous
>>431338
Decisiveness, my friend. You gotta find it and develop it in your own way. Women LOVE the confidence.

Also, you just have to give girls a hard time. Bust their balls constantly in a joking tone of voice (not actually being an asshole, know the difference). Don't hang on them or follow them around. Always be the first to end conversations. ASK THEM OUT.
Then, when you're out, still be a dick but do things like open doors for them..... it blows their mind. MAKE A MOVE. DONT BE A PUSSY.

You'll know you're doing it right if they things like "you're such a dick" and playfully hit you. That pretty much means "i want your cock in and around my mouth."
>> Anonymous
>>431353
Because I have no fucking idea what robot 9000 is about
>> Anonymous
>>431357
this
>> bluerum !oU7mcOOc8E
>>431357
Nor what /fit/ is about either, I see =/
and if you're a troll, eh.
>> Anonymous
>>431362
ITT we cry about what needs to be where
OP and this other Anon asked for advice, and I gave it.
>> Anonymous
>>431338
When you say "Uh" or "Um" that means your unsure of yourself or your being a pussy. (Im going to be sure and safe about this and assume that you are indeed a pussy) Dude,Never stutter,look them straight in the eye,smile,and be sure of yourself. Next time a girl ask "What do you do during the day?" You should respond "I like to lift weights sometimes and wrestle and Box. I sometimes teach myself German in my spare time too." If you say "Um,Drums,Friends,Hang out" then shes uninterested. Can you imagine the numerous guys that's telling her that exact same answer? Be fucking interesting and be confident. Confidence is the key to everything in life and women are no exception. Gain confidence and REAK OF IT.
>> bluerum !oU7mcOOc8E
>>431374
don't care
>> Anonymous
>>431375
Never admit that you workout or do martial arts to a girl, for 2 reasons:

1)By admitting you work out you come out as self concious, women want men who are very handsome but magically don't do anything for their appearance.
2)Martial arts are seen as childish by women, and unless you have won some local championships or anything, you should not tell her you do them.

When a woman asks what you do, you say you work. That's all.
>> Anonymous
>>431375
Teach my self german??? AAHHAAHAHA

I hate self teaching assholes. You can't learn anything if noone is pointing your mistakes.
>> Anonymous
>>431398
>1)By admitting you work out you come out as self concious, women want men who are very handsome but magically don't do anything for their appearance.

lol
>> Anonymous
>>431398
Is it more important to tell women that you work then you go to school or is it about the same? I know bitches prefer a man with money than an education but I still want to know what others think.
>> Anonymous
>>431404
it's more important to tell them the truth if you intend to spend more than a night with them
>> Anonymous
>>431398
Please elaborate or at least tell how you came across this "knowledge". I usually get good reactions when I mention that I work out (it comes up naturally in conversation, not forced and done in a way to impress chicks). My rational for why this was so was that chicks think "this guy takes care of himself and therefore will take care of his women".
>> Anonymous
>>431407
not the guy but what I would do is bring up in the way like you're saying 'I like to run for football practice' or 'I've always practiced basketball since I was younger' say it like it's a part of your life, not like you do only to win chicks.
>> Anonymous
>>431350
>>431375

also try and practice not saying stuff like, 'please', 'thank you' or 'I'm sorry' along with the stuttering around a girl. What ever you do around a girl you meant to do it, don't apologize for being who you are, odds are women will sense it and either-

1) know you're trying to change yourself to make her interested in you and will try to take advantage of it.

2) stick you in the friend brother zone.
>> Anonymous
"become an alpha male"
"do this, do that"

You wanna know the fucking answer? JUST DON'T CARE.

All of you in this thread already care to much.
Fucking modern males.
>> Anonymous
>>431354
Copy pasta'd, and rightly so.
>> Anonymous
>>431462

Hey, I'm a 23 year old male and I don't give a shit about women or sex. I'm a virgin.
>> Lil Dreamer !UYwMl8CsAs
>>431468
just as planned
>> Anonymous
>>431476

OH GODDAMN oh well, if you don't know about the grass on the other side you don't really give a shit yeah? :)
>> Anonymous
>>431485
ah don't worry about it when the single women get to their 30's they'll take any guy with a job that doesn't live in his parents and their are plenty of girls with daddy issues around in today's world. Along with all the 19 year old college students wanting some one in their mid 20's, it's probably a good thing to be an older guy in today's world anyways.
>> Anonymous
just be fucking handsome, have a big dick, be a big dick, and have lots cash

it's jsut that easy fellas
>> Anonymous
>>431354


100% Truth. I always play around with women. They like to know your fun and playful. But never go as far as tripping them or shit like that unless you knew them for awhile and they can handle it. That shit doesn't work.
>> Anonymous
Martial arts? Childish? WHAT THE FUCK THERE IS NOTHING CHILDISH ABOUT BEATING PEOPLE UP OH GOD IT'S SO MANLY TO BURY YOUR FIST ON OTHER PERSONS FACE

Now Judo might be pretty gay but I don't see anything childish about boxing for instance and don't understand why girls would. There are many hot hot hot girls in my mt club.
>> Anonymous
>>431354
everytime someone makes a goddamn thread like this this guy always replys with this copypasta lol


but seriously gaiz...this is /fit/ not /bitch/