Hey /fit/ Faggots,My name is Angel, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass workouts. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun disqualifying people, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than the olympic boxing judging.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the kicking team, and starter on my punching team. What sports do you play, other than "bitch about people taking too much injury time"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot main referee (I just kicked him; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
I wish he had knocked the guy out. That would've been awesome.
>a banging hot main referee
lol TKD
kermit and the other /racists9k/ will really like that one. Black people: violent and stupid.Anyone got a youtube link to that? Looks lulzy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lpoo36c6jVwWell, that's how I remember it.
>>290596He needs to learn a good martial art first. A world class blackbelt couldn't even knock out an unfit referee who didn't expect to get kicked in the face.Buakaw would've taken his head off.>>290598I agree.
>>291290There is no such thing as a "good" martial art. It's all about the skill of the practitioner.
>starter on my punching team>on my punching team>my punching team>punching team>punchingTKD....bwahahahahahahahahaAside from that, not bad for reflavored copypasta.
>>291290Olympic TKD practitioners don't aim for a knockout. It's like a game of tag with their feet. It's no surprise the ref was still standing.
lol TKD, learn BJJ instead.
If I was that ref, oh lawdy, by the fist of god I would have smashed him.
you faggotslearn 2 gun
>>291351Precisely. The guy's a blackbelt in tag, not a martial art. Martial arts implies you can ruin people's shit.
>>291392http://www.martialviews.com/2007/02/do-i-feel-lucky.htmlInside of 10ft a gun is useless against a trained martial artist. Outside of 10ft, gun wins every time.
Negative, trained martial artist with gun V martial artist inside 10ft winds ever time. same as outside 10ft
>>291433By the time they could draw their weapon their opponent would have already closed the gap (inside of 10ft.)
Guy with guns around the corner, martial artise manouvers around corner.. guy sees shadows ..hears .. fires.. kills... ???... Profits.
>>291450Guy with gun shoots homeless man who was shuffling around at night. Gets charged with involuntary manslaughter, sent to prison for 5 years.
Guy is a cop, homless guy stole purse, cop is haild hero for saving paris hiltons dog.
>>291450in this thread we learned about pwnageand bloody shirts
>>291470wrong again, since man with gun can afford a good lawyer
man shot hobo who was once a good lawyer but faild to alcohole resulting in stealing resulting in shooting, resulting in happy paris day in America.
>>291478wut?
Your baffled i win.