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IMAGINE WAKING UP ONE MORNING
YOU COME UP TO THE MIRROR, SLEEPY
RUB YOUR EYES, MIRROR STARTS COMING INTO FOCUS
YOU STAND THERE FOR A SECOND, NONCHALANT, THEN IT HITS YOU
: "OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUR CHINS"
YOU PANIC, LOOK DOWN FOR YOUR SCALE
OH SHIT! YOU CAN'T SEE PAST YOUR STOMACH
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO, YOU RUN TO THE FRIDGE
: PEANUT BUTTER? CHOCOLATE? CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!? YOU EAT IT ALL
NOW YOU'RE SITTING IN THE CORNER
COVERED IN FOOD
CRYING
WHILE FILLING YOUR MOUTH WITH SNACKS
TWO DAYS LATER, MILES, YOUR DOG, FINDS YOU DEAD
WITH THE REMNANTS OF YOUR FINAL MEAL STILL IN YOUR MOUTH
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>> Anonymous
BUT WHAT'S ON THE FLOOR RIGHT UNDER YOU?
THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR OWN FECES
YOU CRY
THE SMELL STARTST O GET TO YOU
SUDDENLY, YOUR BEST FRIEND APPEARS
"RON PAUL"
YOU YELL AT HIM FOR HELP, YOUR CRIES MUFFLED BY THE SHIT
HE'S STANDING THERE ,SHOCKED, LOOKING DOWN AT WHAT'S BECOME OF HIS BEST FRIEND
HE REMEMBERS WHEN LIFE WAS SIMPLER


*CUT TO A SCENE IN A BASEMENT*

YOU AND YOUR BEST BUD, JUST 12 YEARS OLD, PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE FOR THE FIRST TIME
WONDERING WHAT THE APPEAL IS
HE REACHES OUT AND GIVES THE BOTTLE A SPIN
UNFORTUNATELY, IT LANDS SLIGHTLY TO YOUR RIGHT
YOUR TURN
THE BOTTLE SPINS AND SPINS, BUT THE RESULTS ARE THE SAME
YOU BOTH FEEL A BIT OF DISAPPOINTMENT
BUT WITH THAT DISAPPOINTMENT COMES DETERMINATION
AFTER A FEW MORE ROUNDS, HIS SPIN LANDS ON YOU
YOUR EYES LOCK
FOR A MOMENT, TIME STOPS...
YOU BLINK
NERVOUSLY, HE LEANS TOWARD YOU
AND THEN, JUST AS SUDDENLY AS IT STARTED
YOUR LIPS LOCK
YOU ROLL AROUND ON THE FLOOR, THE BOTTLE NO LONGER A CONCERN
\ FOR YOU HAVE DISCOVERED TRUE HAPPINESS
\AND IT LIES ON THE BACK OF HIS THROAT
\YOU'RE BOTH NEW AT KISSING, SO IT'S A BIT SLOPPY
\: BUT YOU ENJOY IT ANYWAY
HE PINS YOU ON THE FLOOR, SMILING
YOU SMILE BACK
HE LEANS IN FOR ANOTHER KISS
FOR A MOMENT, YOU FEEL AS IF YOU'RE IN HEAVEN
ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS NO LONGER EXIST
EVERYTHING BECOMES SO SIMPLE AND PURE
THEN...
YOU HEAR A SCREAM
BOTH OF YOU, IN SHOCK, THROW YOURSELVES IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS
YOUR MOM LOOKS DOWN ON YOU IN A MIXTURE OF SHOCK AND DISGUST
>> BOwen !i7E4yRzZEQ
>>"PEANUT BUTTER? CHOCOLATE? CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!?"

Best part, hands down.
>> Anonymous
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>>21993
>> Dan !!5nHKh4crgiG
>>oh shit I should be doing homework
>> Anonymous
So what do you guys think of this story? Did it impact you? Are you going to reconsider your lifestyle? Did it help you guys realize anything?
>> BOwen !i7E4yRzZEQ
>>22010
I crave Reese's.

Not the cereal, but the peanut butter cups. Mmmm, my one candy vice.
>> Dan !!5nHKh4crgiG
>>22010
I thought my acne was gone. yet for somereason above my lip and to the left a little I'm getting one... gah. wth
>> Anonymous
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>>22017
Oh ya babe, stick it in me.
>> Anonymous
>>22010
I'm enjoying my dinner of steamed vegetables and brown rice, with a dessert of an apple.
>> Anonymous
>>22035
i came
>> Anonymous
MY WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!!
>> Anonymous
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>>22035
REALLY?
WILL STICK IT RIGHT IN MY BELLY BUTTON BIG FELLA
>> Anonymous
>>21983
america
fuck
yeah