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Anonymous
Sup /fit/

I am looking for the best way to pick up /fit/ chicks. I usually date skinny bitches that can't even do a push up. I want a girl I can go running with or maybe hit the gym with. I want a girl that will not bitch when I go for a five mile run. I want a girl who is actually concerned about health not just how she looks. I want a girl that has some fucking stamina...where do I start?

Sincerely,
/fit/ anon
>> Anonymous
Start by asking out the girls with penises.
>> Anonymous
>>305626

Even those aren't really fit.
>> Anonymous
>>305626
So I should start with your mother?
>> Anonymous
That disturbing picture aside,

Just look for women at places where physically fit people usually gather, like gyms, jogging routes in the parks etc.

Once you find someone who looks promising, do your routine. You're gonna have to be pretty straight forward... either that or join some kind of fitness club or something.. but I doubt that'd work.
>> Anonymous
the gym. while running through the park or area where ppl jog. female personal trainers. pole dancers.
>> Anonymous
>>305630
>>305631
Thanks but I generally dislike disturbing people during their routine, but I guess I have to go for what I want.
>> Anonymous
bumping thread because it's relevant. Super hot fit chick at my gym, amazing ass and legs, beautiful big tits, perfectly proportioned, basically a goddess, one of the best bodies I've ever seen. We've smiled and said hi but I can't figure how to really approach her, help .
>> Anonymous
>>306361
well youve sort of broken the ice and by that i mean she fucking acknowledges you exist

next step is answer this, how long have you been going to the gym and how long have you seen her there?

if it's been a few months or so give her a compliment on how good she looks

BITCHES LOVE COMPLIMENTS
>> Anonymous
>>306361

JUST WHIP OUT YOUR COCK AND CUM ON HER, RELATIONSHIPS ARE JUST LIKE A GAME OF TAG

CUM SOMEWHERE ON HER BODY AND SAY "TAG UR IT" THEN SHE WILL BE YOURS FOREVER

IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS IN THE SAME THREAD AFTER READING IT, YOU WILL NEVER MEET YOUR TRUE LOVE, IF YOU DO, YOU WILL MEET HER NEXT FRIDAY(THAT'S THE SAME DAY I GET SPORE(EUROFAG(I'M THINKING ABOUT BUYING IT DIGITALLY AND PRELOADING IT,GOOD IDEA?)) AND SHE WILL SUCK YOUR CAWK
>> Anonymous
>>306361
Say "nice ass."
>> Anonymous
>>306365
have seen here there for about a month. I'm afraid to embarrass myself then have to see her evry day. gonna compliment her and ask for workout tips but tucking yikes
>> Anonymous
>>306361
Just do it motherfucker. Go go go. If she shuts you down, try again tomorrow. Don't give up unless she tells you to fuck off 5 times in a row.

She knows that you want her perfect ass. Don't make it too obvious. She will probably be a total dumbass who does nothing but workout.
>> Anonymous
>>306361

Ask her to spot you next time you bench. If you're benching a low weight tell a joke about how you're just starting/whatever and maybe you'll look as good as her one day, and if it's a respectable weight then say some bullshit about how she looks like one of the only people you can trust in the gym right now.
>> Anonymous
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IS OP PIC REAL OR IS IT SHOOPED
>> Anonymous
>>306396
>>306396
>>306396
>> Anonymous
>>306379
while she's spotting you you'll get a good look at her tits
>> Anonymous
>>306379
Fucking hell anon, you are one smooth bastard.
>> Anonymous
>>306379
>>306438
Obvious samefag is both obvious and the same faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>306440
>>306379here

Really,honestly, 100% I am not>>306438. No way to prove it but oh well. I guess I get to live with the sastisfaction that some other ronery 4channer thinks I'm smooth, even if nobody believes me.
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>>306420

Hell yeah motherfucker.

Pic related.