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Anonymous
dear /fit/,

I'm fucked up in the head when it comes to my parents, who isn't? But seriously, it's bad. Whenever I'm around my mother there are certain things that she'll do that can set me off. When she does those things I'm filled with unimaginable amounts of rage to the point that I have to find an outlet for it. Biting my hand, my tongue, clenching my fists. There have been times that I've actually bitten through the skin on my hand and caused my palms to bleed from clenching my fists. I have a problem, I know that, and I get better as I get older, but I'm not completely better yet.

Long story over with, now here's my question:

My parents are in town tomorrow for the week. WTF do I do to keep my sanity?

help me
>> Anonymous
SQUATZ
>> Anonymous
>>289950
22
>> Anonymous
calmly remove yourself from the gene pool, that'll help you, and all the rest of us
>> Anonymous
>>289945
>> Anonymous
>>289945
>> Anonymous
don't be trapped in the home. A successful person is a busy person. You have keys, come back late.

in the future, move out and remain anonymously distant and do not provide phone numbers to said parents. preferably that future should be sooner rather than later.
>> Anonymous
barrel roll, they'll love it
>> Anonymous
Not be an angry cock?

Just fucking keep your calm. Or go out. Find a girlfriend. Play a video game. Shoot some pool with friends or something.

Just stay away from them, it's not that hard.
>> Anonymous
Kill your parents, and then eat them.
>> Anonymous
>>289992
THE ONLY SOLUTION
>> Anonymous
>>289991
my fiance and I will be staying with them for a few days at a resort in seaside oregon. It might be difficult to 'bro down' when you're at a fucking podung town resort with your family.
>> Anonymous
>>289999
just looked up the resort, and it turns out the hotel has a fitness room, health club, spa, and pool. I'll just tell my fatty mother that my brother in law and i are going to the gym and she'll run and hide at the nearest burger joint.

awesome
>> Anonymous
what the fuck is wrong with you? even if you HATE someone, there's no reason for them to get to you this much. get some anger management, this isn't healthy.
>> Anonymous
>>289999
>seaside oregon
Go to the Tillamook cheese factory and "get lost" for a while. Go for a jog on the beach while you're out with them. Take them to the Columbia Gorge, walk a ways with them, then sort of politely go "If you don't mind I'm going to go a ways ahead to get a bit more of a workout. Be back soon!" then take off.
>> Anonymous
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>>290110
>>290110
>>290110
This. Try BREATHING and getting anger management or some kind of psychology/counseling. This is definitely NOT normal, broseph.