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Street Fighting Tips Anonymous
ITT: Streetfighting tips
my contribution:

1. Take shirt off, then the oposition can't grab the front or back to blind you or grip you for punching

2. Wear mouth guard, generally a good idea if you think you're going to have to fight someone.

3. Fuck fancy moves, be sparatic and harness your rage; increase adrenolin & decrease pain.
>> Anonymous
I love OP

my past 3 street fights were unprovoked. I wasnt scared to fight, but i was novice.

the other guy grabbed my shirt and threw me all over the place, not only did he leave me open for a big shot, but by grabbing my shirt he threw all my punches off target.

a few days later, i see my friend get into a fight, the first thing he did was rip off his shirt, then he kicked the guy's ass.

lession learned.
>> Anonymous
If your opponent seems somewhat stupid and/or inexperienced he'll propably go for the big haymaker. Dodge/block and finish him without breaking a sweat.
>> Anonymous
Here's my streetfighting tips:

Bring a weapon, or bring your friends. Preferably, bring both.
>> Anonymous
Just jump on the guy and wiggle.
>> Anonymous
Don't use a weapon unless you know how to defend against it

SCREAM,YELL
confuse the shit out of him
Disorient
Kick his balls
THIS IS A STREETFIGHT, NO FUCKING RULES
>> Anonymous
should have used mantis style on him
>> Anonymous
4. Take Krav maga
>> Anonymous
5. kamehameha

6. spirit bomb if you have time to charge and allies to keep the bad guy occupied
>> Anonymous
Drive your foot into his kneecap. When he bends over, punch his face. fight end.
>> Anonymous
>>366596
I thought that was how one has sex?
>> Anonymous
My SUPERIOR street fighting tip: Run away, this has never failed me and it is vastly superior to risking getting permanently injured by some drunk idiot. With this technique i have never lost a fight. Often walking away is enough too, but i like running as it permits me to shout profanities.
>> Anonymous
Join an illegal underground mma cage fighting club. They will teach you to be a ferocious animal.
>> Anonymous
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Don't forget the nefarious Monkey Steals the Peach
>> Anonymous
make sure to bring him close and then slowly make your way down his body to his cock. look into his eyes as you pull out his dick and then start to suck it
>> Anonymous
>>366616
the zig-zagging 200m dash bro
>> Anonymous
dont wear baggy clothing.. best thing to wear is basketball shorts and tight shoes. if you have that then your apparel is correct and efficient.

fists at eye level ready to swat away punches and counter any jabs that come your way,.
>> Anonymous
>>366618

why illegal? surely they're less professional?
>> Anonymous
I've heard kicks to the side of the knees work wonders.
>> Anonymous
>>366575
>>366588
Also sometimes they'll give up there after they get a look at your /fit/ bod
>> Anonymous
There are three rules that, if you follow them, you will win most 1v1 street fights.

1) Don't try to avoid getting hit. You're not a ninja. Prancing around, trying to dodge punches will just get you hit harder. Deflect what you can, use the pain, use the openings when your opponent punches.

2) Be prepared to go farther than your opponent. 99 percent of people will back the fuck off if they realize that you are mentally prepared to kill or be killed.

3) Don't forget your legs, knees, and elbows. You're able to deal significantly harder blows with those three things than you are with your fists. Also, they won't break on your opponent's face.
>> Anonymous
>>366636
THIS GUY
>> Anonymous
>>366636
We're not all muay thai fighters. No one here knows how to effectively utilize those extra limbs
>> Anonymous
>>366643

PUT YOUR KNEE OR ELBOW IN A SQUISHY PART OF THEIR BODY OR THEIR FACE.

ITS NOT FUCKING ROCKET SURGERY.
>> Anonymous
phase 1: clinch both hands on the back of his head
phase 2: pull down and in with your arms as you knee to the head. If he is strong or overly tall, you may not get him in the head and have to settle for a body shot. If so, repeat until you've done enough damage that he'll take a face shot.
Phase 3: repeat till he goes down
?
Profit
>> Anonymous
>>366588
your friend is just a better fighter. If the dude is pulling your shirt, what's blocking his face? You failed to react because you don't know how to fight. Next time just fucking go beserk and start charging.
>> Anonymous
OP here
>>366593
I'm focussing more on 1 on 1 fights where bringing weapons will make you look like a faggot/pussy.
fights where you're atleast somewhat acknowledging the fact that the fight is going to happen in the next couple minutes or so.

kindof like the youtube ones, people circle around and the two guys get all pumped and ready, that kind.
>> Anonymous
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mP00LHxMwZk

this will help any street fighter
>> Anonymous
>>366656

hah, like your opponent will ever let him get into that kind of situation.

>>366611
is prob the best thing you can do. you see him walk toward you and u just drive your foot into his knee. ez
>> Anonymous
>>366656
BESURE TO CLENCH YOUR JAWS SO THAT HIS FIST WON'T KNOCK OUT YOUR TEETH AS YOUR HANDS ARE TRYING TO GRAB THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, LEAVING YOU DEFENSELESS.
>> Anonymous
>>366659

If a guy has a good grip on your shirt, he controls your center of mass.

He doesn't need to block his face. If you come at him, he can direct you off to the side, or pull you to the ground, or any number of things.
>> Anonymous
1) when he's about to throw a punch, throw your jazz hands up and start whimpering on your knees like a little girl

2) when he's too busy being disgusted by your cowardice, bite his dick off. be sure to go for the shaft and not the balls.

3) use your strong hand instead to grip the balls tightly so he doesnt jump back.

4) make moaning/grunting noises, the sound vibrations add to the pain
>> Anonymous
>>366666
Ok, but did you tell the guy that you won't hit him in the face when he goes for your shirt or did he already know?

Seriously, you all can talk but when it comes down to it, you either have the instinct and reflex to attack or be attacked. Not saying i can kick anyone's ass but talk is just talk.
>> Anonymous
OP again
question: lets say you're about to get into a fight in maybe an hour or a day, there's going to be a crowd and some peer pressure etc.
Is it wrong to kick him while he's down?
I can imagine killing a guy if he's on his elbows face down and I wind up for a kick, I rather not kill anyone.
Also might provoke a larger group of people on his side to jump in, then you're fucked.
>> Anonymous
How about this, just don't get into fights you underage faggots. The ONLY PLACE that a fight is viable is in a bar, If I'm in a bar, and I push a guy the wrong way or he pushes me the wrong way, I'm going to throw a punch straight between his eyes, makes sure that hes on the floor, then go to a different bar/home. You underage kids need to learn how to control yourselves. Stop hanging out with psychos, stop fighting and put that anger into your workouts.
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>> Anonymous
>>366677
ask the dude if he's ok before you kick him in the ribs
>> Anonymous
>>366686
wow, read your post again faggot
>> Anonymous
>>366686
That doesn't mean fights don't happen even unprovoked outside of a bar.
I had some high dumbshit viet kids rob me and my friends with knives in a dark park in 2006, if the circumstances were altered in anyway, it could have easily been a fight.
everyone should have a clue as to what they're doing if events like that arise.
>> Anonymous
>>366575
punch him in the face
>> Anonymous
>>366692
I did it makes perfect sense you dipshit.
>> Anonymous
I met this dude at a bar and he looked like he just came back from working out. I accidently bumped into him and he raggggeddd like I pushed him the wrong way and threw a punch straight between my eyes. I was on the floor and he took off. I remember him tell his friends not to hang around psychos, don't fight and learn to control themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>366677
If his friends and your friends are there and you kick the guy when he's down, it'll turn into a huge clusterfuck. Yell at him to stay the fuck down, if he tries to get up clock him.
>> Anonymous
yeah... punch him between the eyes... your hand is not a gun moron. punch in the jaw. a straight power to the front or side of the chin is almost a guaranteed knockout. use physics to your advantage. his chin is like the top of a lever. pull top of lever = easier than pull bottom of lever. when his head swings from the blow it means you rung his bell and you have a chance to finish the fight.
>> Anonymous
>>366697
>don't fight, control yourself
>and I push a guy the wrong way or he pushes me the wrong way, I'm going to throw a punch straight between his eyes

makes sense faggot
>> Anonymous
if there's a crowd, do pushups in front of them to get pumped and taunt him simultaneously. If he kicks you while you're doing them, you'll get up and kick his ass cause you'll be pumped and he'll be a faggot for kicking you while you're down
>> Anonymous
>>366686
>>366686


This.

I've taken Krav Maga and jujitsu for over 8 years. THe FIRST thing they teach you is to avoid a fight at all costs. If a guy wants a black belts wallet and the guy has a knife, the black belt isn't going to try and disarm him, he's gonna give him his fucking wallet.

It's not worth possible death or serious injury to look like a roid raged faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>366710
one time a dude dropped on the ground and started doing crunches while yelling "i'm toning". I said "fuck you", picked up a fat kid nearby and squatted him, ass to grass. The dude cried and left. True story brah.
>> Anonymous
>>366713
major props to that bro
>> Anonymous
>>366712
That's because blackbelts are pussies. The thing to do is to let him stab you and not show any pain or emotion, immediately grab his knife hand (while knife is still in you), pull him right up close to you and say some manly line like "You think that shit can hurt me?" then headbutt him to the ground.

after you've spat on his trembling and broken body you can walk slowly away until you reach a hospital, look at it, then keep walking.

that's how you win a streetfight.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>366710
I smirked at how stupid this sounds.
>> Anonymous
>>366719
Or better yet pull out the knife and bend the blade into a "U" right in front of him, and take a bite out of the handle and eat it.
>> Anonymous
>>366720
this makes me wanna chop de_train onto the monitor
>> Anonymous
>>366727

This.
>> Anonymous
everyone underestimates the kick to the groin
>> Anonymous
OP Here again
This might be long but I'm sure I'll get some agreement when I'm done.
Knowing how streetfights go down, and knowing what to do in such a situation regardless of its pretense can give you both a great feeling of security as well as a vibe of self confidence that others will recognize.
When you have this, your day-to-day self-esteem goes up, and you're less likely to be insecure LOOKING. remember when you're insecure looking, there is a huge likelyness that you will be first to be spotted out as a target for some faggot who want's to show off his strength or steel your shit.
So in knowing what to do in a fight, and being a bit more secure feeling about yourself, the natural image you promote of yourself will make people think twice about mis-treating you, and they'll be less likely to target you in the first place.
A defense even better than giving your wallet away in a robbery is to put off the sense that you don't take shit, and in the same sense as you giving them the wallet in fear of getting hurt, they will target someone else entirely.
>> Anonymous
>>366747
>A defense even better than giving your wallet away in a robbery is to put off the sense that you don't take shit, and in the same sense as you giving them the wallet in fear of getting hurt, they will target someone else entirely.

IS GREATER THAN

>>366712
>If a guy wants a black belts wallet and the guy has a knife, the black belt isn't going to try and disarm him, he's gonna give him his fucking wallet.
>> Anonymous
>>366747
>A defense even better than giving your wallet away in a robbery is to put off the sense that you don't take shit, and in the same sense as you giving them the wallet in fear of getting hurt, they will target someone else entirely.

"here's my wallet, i'm giving it to you because i don't wanna get hurt, not because i'm scared"
>> Anonymous
>>366769
what?
>> Anonymous
>>366769
>>366756
>>366747

what the fuck did you just say? learn to english. holy shit.
>> Anonymous
>>366780
you quoted 3 people?
which doesn't make sense.

>366747
makes perfect sense, it's a very simple idea guy.
>> Anonymous
>>366747

This,

But most punks can be downed by some basic boxing moves and dirty tactics (A.K.A. kick to the groin, kick to kneecap etc) anyway...
>> Anonymous
i cant believe noone mentioned the headbutt... most of the times insta win, most of the times he isn't waiting for it. also shows you're not afraid to hurt him (which most of the people unconsciosly are)

also, a good blow to the trachea or the solar plexus will leave him fucked for a few seconds or even minutes. enough to make him think twice about engaging you. also, a straight to the nose or an uppercut makes wonders. blood gets to your eyes and it BUUUURNS!
>> Anonymous
My surefire way to win a fight:

1. Takedown
2. Mount
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!

works everytime unless I'm up against another wrestler
>> Anonymous
Great OP, you have drawn out all the east-european internet tough guys.
>> Anonymous
>>366643

Best part of a muay thai clinch, is that it's simple as fuck and the first thing novices try to do is back their head down and walk backwards. Needless to say, that's when they get a knee to the head.
>> That Asian Guy
Here some moves that save my ass before:

1- a good slap too the ear (when the palm makes contact with the ear not the cheek)
2- finger to the eye (yea it freaking hurts)
3- pointer and middle finger into the arm pit
4- a thumb into the area between the neck and shoulder
5- thumb to the throat
6- thumb to the last two ribs (loose ribs)
and
7 when they grab you, always grab their thumb and pull back as hard as you can.

Some truth to live by, blacks/whites tend to get in your face first so a good punch right off the bat without any warning will give you a hell of a good start, asians/mexicans tend to fight in groups so watch your back.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HXyJTXGTOk

Just use your chi brah. 4:30 into the video for best results.
>> Anonymous
Streetfighting tips:

1. Ignore the "Roadhouse" UFC faggotry in this thread
2. Don't get in one in the first place. You'll wind up in the hospital, or the back of a cop car
>> Anonymous
OP i bet i would knock you the fuck out in a street fight. what shitty tips you have. take shirt off? in a REAL street fight no one even have time to take their shirt off and if he did his ass would be layed the fuck out on the pavement while doing so. im not even gonna read this thread, how fucking stupid and shitty the advice will be from /fit/ which is fucking 90% anime nerds n shit who have never fought in their life. i LOL at you in real life
>> Anonymous
>>366588
Shut the fuck up bitch. What you should really focus on is

1. Why the fuck would you let him graqb your shirt and toss you? He's completely open when doing that and 1 punch would drop him.

2. Youve never gotten into a fight in your life so really just shut the fuck up
>> Anonymous
>>367012

Hey! You're being opinionated!

What a mean guy. I don't like that guy.
>> Anonymous
>>367015
and you have never fought anyone who knew what they were doing faggot.

ITT : nerds like him think high ranks in DOA 4 = skill in rl fights.
>> Anonymous
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>>367019

What now?
>> Anonymous
>>367021

that beard fucking wins.
>> Anonymous
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>>367019
and you have never fought anyone who knew what they were doing faggot.

ITT : nerds like him think high ranks in DOA 4 = skill in rl fights.

and this is a picture of me fighting
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OP should be more concerned about his post-beatdown celebration,
like dis
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>> Anonymous
ffs, if the guy has a knife, outrun him you fat fucks
>> Anonymous
In the pre-fight shit-talking stage, look him straight in the eye, use your war face, and as a response to him saying "I'll kick your ass" or "fuck you up" yell as loud as you can "I'LL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS" or "I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK"

Dead fucking serious.
>> Anonymous
All you have to do is hit the other guy first. I have never seen a fight where they immediatly go to blows. There is always 5 minutes of pushing and shit talking, followed by shirts being taken off. As soon as they touch you or try to take of their shirt hit them in the face. You won, now go fuck his girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
I fucking hate "street fighters"
>> Anonymous
>>367715
>>367730
I actually recently used this tactic on accident, sorta. So far, it worked and diffused the situation. Everyone probably thinks I'm gay now though.

For the second post, yeah I do that as well. I've had my ass beat many times, but at least I get that initial blow to the jaw/face. I tell my friends to do this as well. Since we're all oldfags, it's just "remember the time.." stories now.
>> Anonymous
Why has no one mentioned projectile weapons? SPIT IN THE FUCKERS FACE. That will always create an opening but you better use it or you can expect a return salvo.
>> Anonymous
Play beta male until he thinks he can bitch slap you around. As soon as he drops guard (90% will), do the single most vicious thing you possibly can, then run until your legs hurt. Single most vicious? How about jumping down on the side of his leg, for instance. Or kicking him as HARD as you can in the lower back? Or punching in a hammer fist to the back and side of his neck. Stuff like that.

Or just avoid fighting. It sucks anyway.

OP is referring to "getting jerseyed" as we called it up north. Sad thing is, if the other guy is good, as soon as you try to take off the shirt, he could grab you mid way and viola! you have just jerseyed yourself.
>> the ides of march !!7Z/3gj5ZXsu
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>> Anonymous
>>366575

Number one can be prevented by learning Judo or Sambo.
>> Anonymous
1 - Double leg takedown. Make sure he catches some air on the way.
2 - side control to crucifix
3 - Make it rain elbows till hes dead

If that doesn't work, you can always use the death touch lol.
>> Anonymous
Run-jitsu or flee-kwon-do. The Best.
>> Anonymous
>>367839
I chuckled at that