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Anonymous
ITT: You name the creature for whom you are trying to lose weight for.

I'll start first: Catherine.
>> Anonymous
Zordon
>> Anonymous
XENU
>> Anonymous
>>283730
Mephistophecles
>> Anonymous
Myself.
>> Anonymous
>>283730
john prine
>> Anonymous
Rum Tum Tugger
*
Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat.
>> Anonymous
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>>283748
>> Anonymous
CTHULHU
>> Anonymous
My precious but deformed Left Femoral Head and her respective Hip Socket.
>> Anonymous
jess
>> Anonymous
Not trying to lose weight. Trying to gain muscle, for myself.
>> Anonymous
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>> Anonymous
For the greater good.
>> Anonymous
jesus, maybe he will call me if im pretty
>> Anonymous
FOR AIUR
>> Anonymous
For lack of a better cause.
>> Anonymous
OP here...

What a disaster lmfao.
>> SQUATS
For jackblack the art of the squat. He inspired me with kung fu panda
>> Anonymous
Started with Miriah, but at this point I'd use the strength to punch her in the face.
>> Anonymous
For the Emperor-
>> Anonymous
Zarina, and myself.
>> Anonymous
FOR BRITANNIA!!!!
>> Anonymous
HEEEIIILLLL BRITANNNNNNNIIAAAAAAA!
>> Mark !tsGpSwX8mo
I exercise for myself anyways who exercises because of a girl is a faggot who stil ldoesn't know he's gay.
>> Anonymous
My past girlfriend was an 8. I think Ill try for an 11 this time around.
>> Mark !tsGpSwX8mo
>>283819
?anyone who exercises because of a girl is a faggot who still doesn't know he's gay.
>> Anonymous
>>283820

You're listing ages, right?
>> Anonymous
>>283822
Flawless logic.
>> Anonymous
lulz.

I do it for lulz.
>> Anonymous
For great justice.
>> Anonymous
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Robbie ;_; <3
>> anoynymous
for the earth.
lol
fatness = more global warming
proven fact!
i think it is because of the greater quantity of carbon dioxide a fatter person exhales
>> Anonymous
FOR THE HORDE!!!
>> Anonymous
>>283924

Hell yes.
>> Anonymous
Mark Rippetoe

One of these days he'll see me squat, and compliment my form.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
arnold schwarzenegger
>> Anonymous
>My life for Aiur

Fixt
>> Anonymous
For the Swarm.
>> Anonymous
>>283927
ilold
>> Anonymous
Me.
>> Anonymous
>>283814
>>283816
Cool Britannia, Britannia you are cool
Take a trip!
Britons ever ever ever shall be hip
Hit me, hit me!
>> Anonymous
Kevin
>> Anonymous
Shawn Johnson

I mean Michael Phelps
>> Anonymous
savanna
>> Anonymous
>>283958
the only correct answer.
>> Anonymous
Bitches and cunts everywhere.
>> Anonymous
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743
>>283743

>>283764
Not me, but boy do I agree.
>> Anonymous
kei
>> Anonymous
Myself, not to feel pride or arrogance, not to become overly healthy, but just so I can actually look at myself in the mirror for once without coming to tears over my terrible body image.

I also need a lot of therapy for this, since I'm not even fat and everyone else sees me as probably underweight. I still feel like I should lose 10 more pounds, but I know I probably won't be happy then.

Fuck mental disorders.
>> Anonymous
my self
>> Jonathan !q5cvt.Zu7c
>>284171
Uhhhhhh. So you're anorexic?
>> Anonymous
nobody??? really? nobody????

FOR SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>284178

Not really, I just always feel like I'm never good enough. I eat 1800 calories a day give or take, anorexic would be if I was afraid to eat and starved myself. I love food and love eating, I just don't like the idea of gaining weight and I constantly want to lose more weight.

Basically, I do cardio way too often and too intensely, but I eat enough.
>> Sponge !!5qxfxHYSQxJ
>>284210

>Fuck mental disorders.

unless stupid is a mental disorder, you don't have one.
>> Anonymous
lose weight? nah excercise, originally for my girlfriend lowri. but also for myself. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>> Anonymous
i don't know

cauz i don't need to know their names to shuv my cock
>> Anonymous
I plan on joining the Coast Guard.

I'm working out not just to be in good enough shape to get through basic training, but so that when people's lives are at stake, I'll be physically capable enough to do my job.
>> Anonymous
>>283730
I lol'd at the filename.

Also, SARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> Anonymous
>>283730
None.

So ronery. Maybe if I lose weight somebody will talk to me. ;_;
>> Anonymous
You're seriously delusional as fuck if you're doing curlz 4 da gurlz
>> Anonymous
U.S Military
>> Anonymous
>>284212

>I'm a lonely, bitter asshole who judges other people's problems despite having no experienced with them myself.

People go to suicide over distorted body images. I don't see how it can funny unless you're some 14 year old /b/tard who thinks it's cool and edgy to mock tragic issues.

It's called body dysmorphic disorder. Maybe you should educate yourself before trying to act hard online, dicksnot.
>> Anonymous
I do it so that I could LOOK AT WHITE WHALE STRAIGHT INTO THE EEEEEEEYYYYYYEEE
>> Anonymous
my recruiter
>> Anonymous
>>284281
Faggots are actually gaining converts now by actively recruiting with recruiters? The bastards!
>> Anonymous
>>284293
take that dick out of your mouth.
>> Anonymous
for numero uno
>> Anonymous
Myself. I'm kind of selfish.
>> Anonymous
Me.

Shit. No one else.
>> Anonymous
not fat chicks
>> Anonymous
Me.

I could say I was doing it for someone else, but chances are she's not interested (and won't be when I've lost weight), so I'd rather not put any bank in it. That way when she gives me the "let's be friends" speech (and she will), I won't make some stupid connection that losing all that weight was pointless and give up.
>> Anonymous
for elizabth, mary, van, pamela, susana......etc.
>> Anonymous
>>284492
Glad you are realistic.
>> Anonymous
ME
>> Anonymous
>>284504
So am I.
>> Anonymous
>>284492
I lost weight so i could go out with a girl. We went out and i nailed her, for a couple of years, then i left her because SHE was fat.
>> Anonymous
Daniel.
I'm 5'2 and 115, and he likes that but Jesus I want toned legs for ME.
>> Anonymous
>>284530
Not to get into it too much, but she's phenomenally cute. I don't think I could find any reason to dump her based on looks even if I was particularly interested in that sort of thing.

Anyway, maybe as time goes on similarly cute girls will show interest, but part of why I've got no expectations of this is that I don't want to go out with someone who's only giving me a chance in hell because I've lost 20-30 pounds (my target to lose).

Yeah, I'm not trying for too much, I know, but I've always been overweight. Still, I lost about 10 pounds already, and on a personal level it's nice to see the progress (almost more nice when it's slow, but steady).
>> Anonymous
alison.
>> Anonymous
Hernandez
>> Anonymous
Myself.

That and... despite being in a relationship, I want other people to find me attractive.
>> Anonymous
Kira.
>> Anonymous
>>283743
>> Anonymous
Daddy.
>> Anonymous
Anonymous
>> Anonymous
Grinman.
>> Anonymous
>>284210
>I love food and love eating, I just don't like the idea of gaining weight and I constantly want to lose more weight.

same.
I started off lose weight for attention, from anyone. Now I'm just doing it for me.
>> Anonymous
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I need to look handsome for my mom.
>> Anonymous
I did it for the lulz
>> SquatMaster
>>285280
Fucked up.
>> Anonymous
Morgan.
Also, to help the fatness stats for my country, they're getting embarrassing.
>> JESUS !vBOFA0jTOg
>>283769
>>283769
ur pretty! :D
>> Anonymous
firefighting
>> Anonymous
so it can be easier for me to do moar SQUATS

and for myself <_<
>> Anonymous
Women.
>> Anonymous
Other people, because I want people to be attracted to me and find me sexy. And myself, because I want to be healthy and I like looking in mirrors.
>> Anonymous
This thread reminds me, why is it when guys lose weight/want to buff up it's to please the opposite (or same) sex, because they want to look good and be found attractive, but when girls lose weight, it's all "nuh uh girlfriend, you gotta do it for yourself. if a man doesn't like you the way you are he's an asshole"
>> Anonymous
Football, Self.
>> Anonymous
Track.
>> Anonymous
Boxing.
>> Anonymous
>>285422
Because all women are filthy scum with an unwarranted sense of being owed everything by everyone.
>> Anonymous
the creature called 'wedding dress'
>> Anonymous
shit, i dont even remember why i started working out...
>> Anonymous
>>283924
hell fucking yeah!
>> Anonymous
OP here, didn't think this topic would last lol.
>> Anonymous
>>285422
that's bullshit. if trying to be found attractive is motivation for any fatty to lose weight they should fucking go for it. the 'nu uh girl!' attitude is jut fat black women who don't want to go on a diet
>> Anonymous
I JUST WANT TO BE FUCKING STRONG!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
I want to be able to walk around in summer clothes and not have to worry about my arms looking flabby or my stomach protruding from my shirt. and oh god, no muffin tops!
>> Loser
>>285422
It's all part of the double standard between men and women. If a man has more sex, he's seen as a 'stud' or something. When a woman has more sex, she's a whore.
>> Anonymous
For myself, I may not be tall but goddammnit i'll be strong.
>> Anonymous
>>285912
Although, since men are always up for it and women only put out sometimes, a stud is doing his job whereas a whore has abandoned standards.
>> Anonymous
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For king and country.
>> Professor Charleston F. Poupenhauser IV, Nutritionist
>>285912
double standard my ass
men think those men are studs
women think those men are whores
>> Anonymous
>>283730

divya bajaj
>> Anonymous
Candlejack
>> Anonymous
Casey
>> Anonymous
>>286392


oh shi-
>> Anonymous
Me.
>> Anonymous
Stacy
>> Anonymous
Though exercising for cosmetic reasons is a bit stupid I'll play along. Janel
>> Anonymous
My penis.
>> Anonymous
I used to be the anchor for my swimming team back in high school...5 years later I'm still in fucking community college and I'm 32% bodyfat and I'm on fucking 4chan.

Jesus christ, what happened?

I haven't talked to any of my friends in years. The girl I had a crush on hasn't tried to contact me and I know by now it'd just make me a stalker creepass if I tried to contact her. I still entertain the vague hope that we'll run into each other at the bookstore or- or something, and if we ever run into each other I want to have my abs back and not look like I got raped up the ass by life the second I graduated high school.

It's not exactly for her and it's not exactly for me, either. I don't even fucking know.
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I do it for myself.

So I can reach my final form


...and Madeleine
>> Anonymous
myself
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
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FOR KAAAAANE
>> Anonymous
FOR AUIR!
>> Anonymous
>>283730

Umm... first off I did it for myself. I was tired of being fat (around 188 when I started) and wanted to do small stuff like feel proud when somebody rubbed on my belly, or be able to take my shirt off.

And in general, to boost self confidence. Not for one girl, but the idea of a mate. To feel good so I don't have to worry about what they think of me.

SO yes, I know I sound like a fag, but whatever.
>> Anonymous
FOR THE HORDE
>> Anonymous
FOR MY DICK
>> Anonymous
for the lulz
>> Anonymous
alex
>> Anonymous
>>283924
I lol'd hard.
>> Anonymous
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For myself.
>> Anonymous
Myself and Ryan
I'm not really losing weight though. More of putting on muscle and cutting back the fat a bit.

>:3
>> Anonymous
yeah me too, afterwards im hoping he will grace me with his might pen9r as he rapes me in squat position
>> Anonymous
for squatz
>> Anonymous
for walruses everywhere
>> Anonymous
>>287736

Queer
>> Anonymous
>>287862
You're an inspiration, sir.
>> Anonymous
>>287864
Faggot, I don't have a penis.
>> Anonymous
The army.
>> Anonymous
For Lasik.
I'm upgrading my body before my face.
>> Anonymous
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I do it for Aiur

ENTARO ADUN MOTHERFUCKER!!!
>> Anonymous
I'm doing it so that if I ever meet my Joker, I can be his Harley Quinn.
>> Anonymous
I'm actually trying to gain weight. 9lbs so far in 2weeks :E
>> Anonymous
Your mom.
>> Anonymous
FOR THE ALLIANCE!
>> Anonymous
>>284210
>>285280

If you have a vagoo, then I'll please you. While finding you delightfully entertaining and sexy.

>>286337

No dumb asses think those men are studs, I think those men just need to stop buying roofies.

>>288036
FUCKING HOT!

I workout enough that I can maintain my strength without overbuilding muscles to the point I can't wipe my own ass anymore. More than for myself its so I can beat the dogshit out of people that underestimate me for not looking ripped and being a bouncer.
>> Anonymous
Hannah
>> Anonymous
FOR CAPTAIN PLANET!!