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Anonymous
so i eat alot of rice, ive been noticing when i goto the toilet, i shit rice out, no regular "poo" just lots of rice grains. its like its just from the pot, its not chewed up or anything. what is causing this? cant my body digest the rice?

when i eat it i tend to just swallow it and not chew it up, is this causing it? my body cant break it down unless its chewed?
>> Anonymous
maybe you need to chew you fucking DUCK
>> Anonymous
You are actually supposed to cook rice before eating it. This is done by obtaining a pot, turning on your tap, then placing the pot under said tap. Next turn the dial on your stove. Use your hand to figure out where the stove is heating up and place the pot on it. When bubbles start appearing in the pot add the rice and turn the stove off. Then kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
of course its cooked beforehand
>> Anonymous
What kind of idiot doesn't know to chew?
>> Anonymous
This is worse than the thread about digesting cashews, which is no doubt what it has spawned from.
>> Anonymous
>>40080
link to thread pls
>> Anonymous
WORMS!
>> BurgundyStone !gbkUU57rKA
AAUHGHGHASHGF K>

WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE TEETH!??!!

Go swallow a razor and get your Darwin award. This is just...fucking wow.
>> Anonymous
LOL, this is awesome.

But seriously, I don't see how this has anything to do with chewing. You need to chew only so much as to swallow without problems. Sure, chewing more helps digestion, but rice already is soft and small, so this shouldn't be a problem.
>> Anonymous
>>40134

soft and small is a problem
>> Anonymous
Pro-tip: Boil the rice.
>> Anonymous
>>40134

exactly, there has to be something a miss. it still should be digesting, not passing straight through.
>> Anonymous
Maybe it isn't rice.

Enjoy your worm eggs.
>> Anonymous
uhm, sounds like the rice is undercooked my man.
>> white rice? RSI guy !HjbWRiSTJ.
chewing is the first step of digestion. as it pass through the stomach and G.I. tract, various enzymes are released at different stages to help digest different things. but you gotta chew, not just swallow whole. especially things like whole grain rice, it still has the outer bran layer, or for another example seeds, that's too tough for the enzymes to break down.

but most people are eating white rice (sadly). are you having this problem with white rice? that already has the outer layer removed. if that's the case, then you've got some digestion problem. enzymes missing or something. i'm not sure. check that out, you're not absorbing any of the nutrients if that's the case. (well whatever little is left in white rice).

what foods are you usually eating?
>> Neko
>>40261

stop sounding as if you know anything newfag.

>>40067

well, your body sucks with white rice, gb2bread or something. fuck you for not chewing rice.
>> Neko
>>40261

btw moron, i know this stuff because i'm taking up pre-med. don't fuck the facts with me. you still fucking gain nutrition even though foods do not seem digested. gb2middleschool
>> BurgundyStone !gbkUU57rKA
>>40316
>>40319
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>> Anonymous
those might be eggs
>> Anonymous
>>40319
>>40316
hahahaha you're a fucking idiot. You actually typed a negative response to yourself, then countered using the same name in order to make yourself sound smarter. You are suchhh a typical 4channer.

GTFO
>> Neko
>>40346

learn2read quotes fucker.
>> Guil
Well this thread is now ready for saging.
>> Anonymous
>>40351
It was born ready.
>> Anonymous
>>40080
Yes, but it was concluded he shoved that one half-cashew up his ass.

I'm trying to work out how one can shove 100 grains of rice up their ass.

>>40346
>>40319

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