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Hardcore first aid. Anonymous
My right lung seems to be collapsing.

I can't get to Urgent Care until Wednesday.

I went a solid five days without treatment the first time this happened. I figure two won't kill me.

What can I do to slow--or at least not worsen--the collapse?

Pic almost related.
>> RSI guy !HjbWRiSTJ.
The lungs are oddly divided into like 5 sections. I think you can survive with some of them at a reduced capacity though.
>> Anonymous
> I cannot help you, but please don't die. This will bother me. Please post status reports for the next week so I will see one and know you're not dead. Good luck.

10/10.
>> Anonymous
>>32332
Ok listen closely, I saw this on an episode of House once and it seemed to work.

Ok first you have to find a needle. It has to be a long-tipped needle, anything shorter and it won't work. Next you have to "stab" yourself in the lung and press on the needle to re-inflate it.
>> skinandbones !LF5DqgTUk2
>>32352
He's trolling? Fuck. Dropping tripcode, then.

In hindsight, I suppose the red flags ought to be obvious.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>32361

I loved that one where they used an industrial drill to punch a hole in the skull to relieve intracranial pressure.

FUCK YES DIY SURGERY
>> Anonymous
I think I'll just go to bed and nag my doctor's assistant in the morning.

Thanks regardless, /fit/
>> Anonymous
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>>32352
Any show of kindness or caring is trolling or sarcasm. Such things only exist in myth and legend.
>> Anonymous
>>32376
And then he drank pee.
>> Anonymous
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>>32376
Trepanation its called
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>32539

Either way if what was portrayed happened in real life that drill woulda gone through at least an inch of brain tissue and turned it into soup.
>> Anonymous
You have a pneumothorax.

1. You need to sterilize a knife
2. Stab yourself with it between two of your ribs on the affected side. Careful! Don't hit any vital organs!
3. Insert a straw into the incision.
4. ????????
5. Profit.