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Anonymous
Hey /fit/ give me tips on how to grind/dance in general. I'm going to a dance party tonight and I don't want to look like a faggot who can't dance. Even little tips or suggestions or techniques on how to grind with a girl would be appricaited.
>> Anonymous
>>481802
How is this health related, you cocksmoker?
The gays are one click to the left from /fit/, ask them about shaking your rumpus.
>> Anonymous
Post reported for being off topic.
>> Anonymous
>>481809

in the OP's defense, I dont see anywhere else more appropriate to ask this than in /fit/, since we have the least amount of socially inept virgins here. But alas.
>> Anonymous
Where's Timbo when you need him?
>> Anonymous
>>481825
I agree, /fit/ is about the best place for it and seeing as I don't dance either I would love to hear some tips.
>> ­Anonymous
>>471228
Why don't you ask the master?
>> Anonymous
>>481802

What race are you and what kind of music will be playing?
>> Anonymous
try and swing your hips to the beat of the song, but really don't worry about it- just place your hands on her hips, the girl leads in grinding.

Above all, just relax. It's hard to mess up your part in grinding
>> Anonymous
>>481866


I'm white. Lol. I'm 6'3 and 185 lbs, so generally Im a bit taller than the girls I dance with. And rap music will be playing most likely.
>> Anonymous
>>481896

Well you're white so its a given that you can't dance worth shit. Just stand in the corner for a couple minutes and drink a beer when you get there...then go with the flow. Find a slut and start dancing up on her.....give her a couple drinks and get fucked.
>> Anonymous
>>481886
are you supposed to do what she does so it syncs up or bump your crotch into her ass?
>> Anonymous
>>481908

Just move in sync.....let her lead if you are really that nervous. All she will really do is grind her ass on your cock anyway....so all you really need to do is move your hips.
>> Anonymous
>>481925


What are some little tricks I can do to make her think I'm a good dancer? My friend usually takes the girls hands and puts them on his thighs and puts his hands on the girls thighs. You know, stuff like that
>> gay
put your hands on her hips then dip, then she'll follow you and dip, you both dip down low and roll and grind
>> Anonymous
>>481948

whats a dip
>> Anonymous
Don't bite your lip while dancing. Smile if you can manage it, or if you can't just keep a neutral expression, but don't bite your god damned lip.

That is the most important thing.
>> Anonymous
>>481957


what? why?
>> Anonymous
>>481957


I also would like to know
>> Anonymous
>>481973
Makes you look anxious/nervous. That turns girls off.
>> Anonymous
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>> gay
>>482003
lol, at least one did
>> Anonymous
grind your cock into her ass to the beat, bit of a circular motion not straight thrusting. Put your hands on her hips or the top of her thighs. Also, where the fuck is timbo?
>> Anonymous
how do you stop yourself from getting a boner during?
>> Anonymous
>>481802
>dance in general

here this will help,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UFEftp1VKM
>> Anonymous
>>482016
fuck that ghetto shit. This will teach you to be a dancing god.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4
>> Anonymous
>>482030
fuck that techno shit. This will teach ya to be a labbin' god.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCkEyB6KOX4