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Anonymous
I don't like running outside anymore because of harassment from police and dogs. My living place is too cramped enough for a treadmill. Why are gyms so shitty and expensive? Does anybody here work out at a YMCA? Running shouldn't cost so much money. God damn, fucking shit. Fuck the world.
>> Anonymous
Seriously people in cars actually slow down and glare at you wondering what the fuck and when I jog through residential or suburban areas the residents think I'm up to no good like I stole a TV or something. They're the kind of shitheads with lifted trucks and asshole bull dogs that aren't on leashes that go ape shit when they detect a person on the other side of the street jogging.
>> Anonymous
>>338171
>the residents think I'm up to no good
damn I missed a good bel air opportunity there
>> Anonymous
It doesn't help that my usual formerly pleasant jogging route goes right by an elementary school, this ruins the best time of the day to go jogging (early in the morning) because of parents all thinking that guy in the jogging shorts wants to fuck their children but then again I'm posting on 4chan so maybe they're on to something.
>> Anonymous
Burpies, do them faggot.
>> Anonymous
Get on a random bus route that you don't know.
Get off at a random stop that you don't know
Extra points if you do it blindfolded.
Now run home.
>> Anonymous
>>338171
Jesus , i see runners daily and nightly everywhere in busy downtown and quiet home neighborhoods in my Canadian city.
>> Anonymous
I'm in a similar situation. I can barely leave my house without being surrounded by rapists or robbers, let alone exercise in a secluded field where THEY CAN GAUGE HOW FAST I RUN AND CHASE ME DOWN
>> Anonymous
Are you a nigger?
>> Anonymous
>>338181
This sounds reasonable but my home is pretty cramped but I'll try it anyway thanks anonymous poster No.338181
>> Anonymous
fuck there must be over 9000 niggers where you guys live.
>> Anonymous
>>338218
fuck yeah canada
we accept joggers
>> Anonymous
>>338227
If I were, I'd be able to run fast enough where the dogs and the cops aren't much of a problem and I wouldn't be e/ning on 4chan about it. I'd be all like "Nigga I'm Carl Lewis what you gonna do pig."
>> Anonymous
ps Canadafags you can go SUCK a FUCK
>> Anonymous
ITT: excuses
>> Anonymous
I live in east end Montreal canada and i go jogging at night mostly and sometimes in the morning... i dont give a shit and nobody else gives a shit. running by schools or cars or dogs... woot for canada.
>> Anonymous
I am shopping around for gyms. I'm thinking I'll just abuse Bally's 2 week trial or their $20 30-day membership thing. I know how gym reps are slimy pushy ass motherfuckers that will screw me out of every dime I have, so how can I do that

also looking into university gyms at schools I don't go to
>> Anonymous
>>338260
I swear to fucking god this isn't viral advertising I just want to run :(
(not from dogs, police)
>> Anonymous
Am I seriously the only person that wishes that they lived in an incredibly dangerous town?
>> Anonymous
>>338281
Yes.

Those of us who can't do much outside because we WILL BE KILL BY NIGGERS would gladly trade with you.
>> Anonymous
>>338305
Gladly, I'd love to kill some niggers.
>> Anonymous
What kind of gyms do you people go to, if any?
Why do all the major chains (Bally's, 24 hour, LA Fitness, etc) have such notoriously shitty business practices?
>> Anonymous
>>338305
I actually live in a place called Blacktown.
BLACKTOWN LOL GET IT LET'S SEND ALL THE NIGGERS HERE
>> Anonymous
>>338334
ROFL XD
>> Anonymous
I hop over a wooden fence between my house and there's a 200m track right there. Fuck yea Canada.

Also if I go before 6 am or after 10-11 pm there is never anyone else there.
>> Anonymous
>>338242
AND HOW EXACTLY DOES ONE SUCK A FUCK?
>> Anonymous
>>338356
wit ur mouf

duh
>> Anonymous
Times like this I am glad I live in a college town especially now that I had a nice run inside the campus, although I have to deal with drunk idiots yelling out to their friends about shooting some crack together every fucking weekend at 3AM.