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Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
So here's something interesting: I just got a call from a friend saying she passed out after her weekly workout (30 min stationary bike, 30min aerobics), which was 6 hours ago. She's normal weight, and never fainted before, ever. I asked what she ate today, and she had a burger for lunch and some water - normal diet.

Assuming she hasn't developed narcolepsy, any ideas?
>> Anonymous
I'm sorry to inform you that your friend has cancer. No cure.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>17986

Bawww.
>> Anonymous
>>17992
you're doing it wrong.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>17997

That was intentional.
>> Anonymous
Maybe not enough water? That's usually the case.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>18011

She said she was hydrated.
>> SaiGAR_Loser !!2OQL1suPfp+
>>18023
Have you never seen an ep of House? People lie, especially women.

Solution: just go over there and give her some hot dickings.
>> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2
>>18024

I woke up my girlfriend and told her to 'go to Ashley's and give her a hot dicking'.

She looked confused and went back to sleep.
>> BOwen !i7E4yRzZEQ
>>18029
Oh lawdy.
>> Anonymous
>>18029
Haha! Thanks. I needed that.
>> Anonymous
FUCKING NOT ENOUGH SUGAR OR SALT IN YOU DIET NIGGA