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outboxing and outsmarting YoungBuck
well fit i posted on here awhile ago about a handspeed quistion and my friends ill atempt at matching me in it. for a quick recap he was going to tie 20 lb weights to his hands and punch so he could increase handspeed.

now he has this big ego thing becuase he is pretty well built but at a low weight (127)and he thinks he can beat everyone. now i am built myself but i still have a little fat on me so i dont look as built as i am (142)

anyway he challenges me one night so we put on the boxing gloves and go at it. i let him beat on me for about a minute before letting off ONE jab which hit him cleanly in the jaw and dropped him. He became enraged at the fact that i beat him and it baffled him beyond all concept, in the aftermath he rechallenged me but this time we would fight in 3 months time

so last week we got together and put on the boxing gloves but this time he was so sure he was going to beat me. he called over every one of our friends and his girlfriend and began to boast about how he will kick my ass.

on go the gloves and someone yells "DING" he comes in with a fury of doom and goes all at it and once again i go into the defencive and let him beat on me for 1 round.
>> YoungBuck
2nd round begins and he try's to do the same but this time im actually trying. he goes atleat a minute of pure throwing and cannot land a single punch so he becomes pissed and starts throwing very wide as if he's trying to knock me out so i drop my guard and let one punch hit me. he suddenly gets all cocky like "yeah motherfucker im better than you" so i start dodging again and then he steps forward with one of his jabs. I dodge to the inside and jab back, he stumbles as he is caught off guard and tries again only to be stopped halfway with another jab now he's somewhat dazed becuase both have smashed into his jaw and i see my opening, i prepare my right hand and launch it forward scoring another direct hit on his jaw. the force of the punch knocks out his mouthguard and sends him face first into the ground.

anyway everyone was like "O SHI" and when he finally got up he was absolutly fucking batshit bonkers. he went into this pussy fit as he tried to give a reason like how i cheated or some shit.

the moral of this story is that big muscles dont mean your tough, being able to outsmart your opponent is the true strength. but then again who does'nt like muscles like goku?

and for all of you who say "you beat him with reach" he is 5"9 and im 5"7. i beat him with timing and aim along with my punching power
>> Anonymous
and then your mom got scared?
>> Anonymous
Good story but learn to write better.
>> Anonymous
>>303795
He just wanted to share a fairly humorous story so who cares /fit/ isn't such pressing business.

Funny story.
>> Anonymous
>>303795
>Your
>>303796
>You're

You people...
>> Anonymous
Sylvester, is that you?
>> YoungBuck
lol yes i have my flaws with puncuation and all this but w/e. anyway im glad some people seen the moral of the story and others actually put the point "put it on here to tell a humerous story" i dont have any smiley faces to express my return to that but anyway glad you liked it.
>> Theodore Roosevelt
COOL STORY BRAH. YOU REALLY SHOWED HIM.
>> Anonymous
>>303767
Cool story bra.
>> Anonymous
>>303821
Why would your friend be so amazed/flabbergasted he got beat by a gg champ? Kind of a gigantic plot detail to leave out of your story.
>> Anonymous
>>303821

Oh p-lease.... Seriously, just gtfo, your failing is becoming unbearable.
>> Anonymous
>>303825
haha I knew it! Caught you troll!! I so caught you.
>> Anonymous
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>> YoungBuck
>>303834

he himself is a 2 times gg champion and i have'nt told him im in boxing, he quit about 2 years ago
>> Anonymous
>>303869

Sage. Lame story, you're a champion of being a faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>303869
I believe you.
>> YoungBuck
well shucks im glad you believe me and i feel honoured for the sage but honestly this is for real. 2 years ago he joined boxing and in both years won the national gg tourny, i joined boxing 3 months ago and was still able to win the gg tourny

the reason i told this story is to prove that just becuase someone looks strong does'nt mean they are. techinque and focus are what really wins fights not being a massive faggot and thinking your all that
>> Anonymous
Both of you are scrawny faggots.
>> Anonymous
play a team sport with contact
boxing is for fags
>> Anonymous
>>304625

Oh the irony.
>> Anonymous
>>304625

like football
>> Anonymous
grandfather of mine who's now dead told me once how he got bored of boxing apparently everyone always just ran into his fist.

ah yes he was a true sportsman
>> Anonymous
i shot a man in reno once.
just to watch him die.
true story
shit was SO cash.
>> Anonymous
>>304653
and don't tell me...now you're in folsom prison?
>> Anonymous
featherweight pussies
>> Anonymous
the world is full of slow people.....i bet you have good vision/hand eye coordination...I mean even in professional MMA you see people that just can't punch for shit they are pure wrestlers......some people got it some people don't.....this kid you were messing with obviously is semi-retarded......
>> Anonymous
sounds like you suck too.
if take a boxing class, someone who plans on punching for one minute straight (your friend) is the kind of person that either gets outclassed (shouldn't have won any rounds) or get dropped in the first 10 seconds.

too bad all my friends are pussy stoners and none of them ever want to box me, but they'll box each other. (and they're all bigger than me)
>> Anonymous
>the moral of this story is that big muscles dont mean your tough
>127lb well built 5'9

Sorry hes just a skinny fag and so are you but other then that cool story bro was actually a good read