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Anonymous
Hey guys. What's the best way to safely increase the size of my penis?
>> Anonymous
Cut your penis off
>> Anonymous
>>365634
Listen to this guy. It's just like hair, if you shave it, it grows back faster and longer.
>> Anonymous
>>365631
by waiting until you hit your 16 birthday at least
>> Anonymous
Autofellatio
>> Anonymous
there is a highly dangerous surgery option available... it might increase the length and girth of your penis by at least 2-3 inches solid. It's also kind of expensive, but if you really REALLY want a huge cock, this is the way to go.

how small is your pen0r? also this only applies if your penis is at least 4.5 inches, the doctors need at least SOMETHING to work with
>> Anonymous
>>365664
>>365664

lol, i didn't even know anyone knew about this type of surgery. But it did give me good gains, went from about 5" to 8" and the girls are LOVING IT.

It's been 2 years since my surgery and the amount of pussy i get still amazes me, because girls TALK op. They tell their friends about my huge cock and then they come asking for some.. enjoy your below "average" size op, the girls don't :) they tell me when i'm stretching them out to the max
>> Anonymous
>>365670
Isn't there the possibility of LOL-LIMP-DICK?
>> Anonymous
>>365664
YOU WATCHED MANSWERS TOO?!
>> Anonymous
Tie a 10-pound weight to your dick, in a week you'll be good....works better than surgery...
>> Anonymous
what worked for me was applying sandpaper vigorously to the shaft of my dong. the callus pretty soon becomes part of your skin and will greatly toughen and enlarge your penis.
>> Anonymous
>>365670

How much did it cost? Where can I get this done? Can I get an online movement to pay for it?
>> Anonymous
if i got that surgery i'd have about the biggest dick in the world...that'd be pretty sweet
>> Anonymous
>>365722

Well.. i'm reluctant to say.. i mean if everybody knows about this surgical option then i won't have an advantage with my 8 inch cock :p

it did cost me about a 1000$, but it's well worth it. You wanna have a small dick for the rest of your life and girls talking trash behind your back(most of my fuckbuddies whine and moan about their bfs small cocks)? Haven't you ever wondered about those guys who just seem to be fucking so many beautiful girls? What is it that makes them so special and worthy of their attention?

well.. it's the monster in their pants
>> Anonymous
>>365848
enjoy limp dick in 10 years
>> Anonymous
surgery? do you really want someone hacking away at your crotch? no, no you don't.

find a way to be satisfied with what you have.

one other thing you can do is...broaden your horizon. become interested in things people don't normally do with sex. the small pool of available men willing to do X act will get some girls to accept you, even if your dick isn't big.

for example, maybe some hot chick likes pissing on a guy. she has a hard time finding a decent guy willing to be pissed on. here you come to save the day. enjoy some sweet ass for the price of being pissed on. small dick or no.
>> John
tie it two some 10lb weights and do some fucking SQUATS.
>> Anonymous
>>365848
thats a bunch of bullshit and you know it.
my buddy doesn't round off to 7 inches and he gets new girls every week.
why? not because they heard rumours of the monster in his pants but instead because the fucker works at it.
>> Anonymous
lol, the "surgery" guy is a fucking terrible troll.

I wish I'd found this thread earlier, I could've made that so much better.


Anyway, the surgery would be a cool $10,000 at least.
>> Anonymous
>>365912
a 7 inch dick is still bigger than average

if his dick was small his sex life would be completely opposite
>> Anonymous
>>365924

He's also a fucking terrible troll that no one in their right mind would believe for a godamn second, what a failure.
>> Anonymous
>>365924
>>365930
this whole thread is the same person failing to troll
>> Anonymous
>>365925
meh mine is hardly over 6 and i do alright.
what they say behind my back i have no clue but i get them into bed and a good handful i can count on for reprises.
>> Anonymous
>>365936
still bigger than average. if your dick was small it would be completely different.

sorry, size matters, you just don't know what you're talking about
>> Anonymous
>>365938
how small are we talking about now, the shit seems dire.
>> Anonymous
>>365956
5 inches with a 4.75 inch girth
>> Anonymous
>>365958
i guess one inch less would fucking devastate me, but it really isn't much... but it's a lot... fucking... confusing
>> Anonymous
>>365930
>>365930

lol.. you fucking retards, it's an epic troll, and obviously someone believed him, see;
>>365722
>>365744
>>365874
>>365905
>>365912

ITT: butthurt faggots that got trolled, now that they realize it they're all like "what fail troll"
>> Anonymous
>>366103
>epic

i don't think that word means what you think it means. there was nothing epic about this. more than half the posts are the op trying to get someone to bite, yet no one does