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Anonymous
So I broke my banjo last night /fit/,

Woke up in the middle of the night and fancied a bit of sexing, except I was a little too direct and didnt really wait for her to warm up enough. The combination of this, an awkward angle and a bit too much force is what did it. There was an audible snapping sound!

Cue FUCK loads of blood, she thought she had come on her period it was that bad. It was literally streaming out.

SO /fit/ I want to know what my options are. I've heard that these things have a chance of healing on their own, where the other two options are an operation to repair it or circumcision.

My one hope lies in that it IS still attached, its as if its frayed a bit - i'd say its about half on half off.

So what does fit reckon will happen. I'm in panic
>> Anonymous
To page 10 with you.
>> Anonymous
>I'm in panic

You came to the right place. Every time I break my penis and end up in a panic, I come to 4chan. Mainly for the lolcats, but also for the great information, excellent selection of pictures, and for the general comaraderie. I don't care what anyone else, says, there's nothing like hanging out with my anonymous friends here on 4chan when I've broken my penis and there's blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere blood everywhere.