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help! Anonymous
My penis is crooked and its affecting me very badly. My self esteem is very low, and this is making is worse. The right side of it is stronger, I mean, I don't know if the PC muscle is just one big muscle, but the left side of it isn't as hard as the right, making it crooked.

tl;dr I have a crooked penis
>> Anonymous
tl;dr girls will have vaginal orgasms instead of the typical clitoral orgasms and love fucking you over other guys
>> Anonymous
get over it.
>> Anonymous
Watch more porn.
Alot of guys have a crooked penis.
>> Anonymous
Maybe you shouldn't beat off with the same hand so much?
>> Anonymous
>>126665

Myth

Majority of guys have a crooked penis.
>> Anonymous
>>126670
correct. so the actual answer when a friend asks you "how's it hanging" is "a little to the left."

well, in my case it's a little to the left. ymmv.
>> Anonymous
>>126670

A very minor crookedness. Enjoy your ugly twisted little penis.
>> Anonymous
>>126644


hmm well it looks like you should try and be the next pope, because no girl will let you stick it in her