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Lapband Internet
Hey /fit/! This is my first time posting here. I am a lazy fat fuck. I am 6'2 275 pounds. I have a lot of natural muscle, but a lot of disgusting jiggleshit. I am seriously, if not completely ready, to get lap band surgery. I swear I don't have the willpower to exercise, or eat well. What does /fit/ think of lap band? Anyone ever had lapband or gastric bypass? Is it difficult to have and complications? please let me know.
>> Anonomon
Why are you saying you have no will-power? Have you even tried? That fucking piece of plastic in your stomach is not going to change your disgusting eating habits and you will still be a fat fuck..
>> Internet
Actually, It will change my eating habits. I am forced to go on a liquids diet so my stomach doesn't stretch it off, and i slowly move to solid foods with little or no oils or fat. And yes I have tried, results weren't quick enough.
>> Anonymous
>>122227results weren't quick enough.

GET, THE FUCK, OUT.
>> Internet
>>122229

When you stay up late at night contemplating which way to kill yourself, cleanest for family etc., being afraid of public areas, because you are so embarrassed you want to disappear. Constant panic of your physical health and your friends stop calling you because you are basically embarrassing to be around them. Working out for and eating good for 3 months and losing 15 pounds isn't fast enough.
>> Thats right, noko
>>122229
a-fucking-greed

It is fat fucks like you who give fat fucks like me a bad name. you fat bitch.
>> Internet
I thought you guys might have been a bit more supportive, but not answering my questions is pretty fucking trollish.
>> Anonymous
Fucking Trollish? This is common god damned fucking SENSE. What we're supposed to pat you on your head for not bothering to try hard enough to stick to a natural healthier long term solution, and suddenly everyone's a fucking troll? GET THE FUCK OUT.
>> Anonymous
guys

it's a troll. cmon now.
>> Anonymous
>>122238
There are ways of boosting your metabolism.

This is my suggestion, and I am indeed>>122229

Download tom venuto's book, Burn the fat feed the muscle, or something like that. there will be a link in the /rs/ section under /fit/, Its a very comprehensive book and will help you lose weight in a healthy way, I suggest you read it, and do your best to comply, if it doesnt work, come back and ask the opening question again.
>> Anonymous
>>122241
Ohoho my god. I think he's right... I fell, hard.
>> Internet
>>122239
I asked "What does /fit/ think of lap band? Anyone ever had lapband or gastric bypass? Is it difficult to have and complications? please let me know." not "Ask me questions!"
>> Internet
>>122250
Thank you for the support. I guess some people love being internet tough guys.
>> Anonymous
fuck off troll, if youre serious grow some balls and realize life isnt easy but hard won rewards are the greatest you can reach.
>> Anonymous
i guess some people love being real-life pathetic faggots, too.
>> Anonymous
>>122249
I lolled at "sargasm"
>> Anonymous
>>122251
To be fair
>>122229
>>122250

Are both me, I'm not an arse and I'de rather be supportive, but if its as simple as the standard "its too hard" or "its too slow" then gtfo is really the best answer. =D
>> Internet
>>122252
Fuck it once you die none of that shit matters. People are so obsessed with everyone doing things the way they do, and not the alternative. Which explains most of the worlds problems.
>> Anonymous
>>122257
Wtf are you talking about nigger. are you suggesting none of us should make efforts to improve ourselves because we all die in the end? if so you best be joking.
>> Anonymous
OP, move to america.

275 is considered health there
>> Thats right, noko
>>122238
then fix your metabolism you bitch!

I fucking weigh a child more than you. Get the fuck over yourself you twat.
>> Thats right, noko
>>122262
hahah stfu no its not. And i'm from fat fuck indiana so you can shove your eurofag dick up your eurofag ass,if it can reach.
>> Anonymous
I hope OP gets banned.
Lazy sack of shit.
I swear we need an oven to throw in all the fatties to generate cheap electricity for the public.
>> Anonymous
>>122265
you say you weigh more than 275, you say you're from "fat fuck indiana."

you're kind of proving my point, mr. disgusting american blob
>> Thats right, noko
>>122266
don't lump me in with him you fucker.
>> Thats right, noko
>>122268
also, fuck you. My weight is not normal. i mean not in the eyes of society. We don't accept fatness, at least we don't want to be fat. ie why I am working on changing my body.
>> Anonymous
why don't you take that lap band and fasten it tight aroud your neck?
You lazy sack of shit, do you think you're exempt from doing things that a healthy person has to do?
>> Anonymous
/Fit/ is easilly trolled. We need a metal board too, so we can have 2 lolcow boards.
>> Anonymous
ha ha so many dumb fuck trolls or just plane dumb fucks

The trouble with lap band is that follow up surgery is quite likely due to the band slipping or cutting into the stomach.

It will work but your bmi must be 40+ before they will do it and it will leave you somewhat chubby.

You have to explore every possible non-surgical option before trying surgery.
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>>122220

Wow. This is amazing, just amazing.

First off, how old are you, donkey?
>> Anonymous
SUICIDE IS THE ONLY ANSWER.
SUICIDE IS THE ONLY ANSWER.

SUICIDE IS THE ONLY ANSWER.