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Anonymous
yo /fit/ what's te best legal way to mimic being stoned through marijuana? sensible answers please, boys and girls
>> Anonymous
smoke it without the coppas knowing, brah
>> Anonymous
i honestly dont know... get drunk?
>> OP
>>411488
obviously never been high before
>> Anonymous
>>411489
Fuck the stupid thing kept the name from another thread
not op
>> Anonymous
i would also like to know how to mimic gettin high
>> Anonymous
Mimicry of stonedeness?

Move slowly with your eyes half-closed, and rub them to make them red. Make sure to also laugh at things that might not seem funny to most people, and everyone will think you are, in fact, stoned.
>> Anonymous
eat 10 hershey bars
>> Anonymous
look into legal marijuana substitutes. google that shit son.
>> Anonymous
>>411585
Do those even work?
>> Anonymous
>>411588
>>411588
yes, they do.
>> Anonymous
Just fucking use marijuana. Don't be a dumbass about it and you'll never get caught.
>> Anonymous
>>411591

No. No they don't. They look good, but other than that you're smoking pure carcinogens. Just fucking smoke the dope nigger. I'd say if you wanted to mimic it walk around chink-eyed and dry your eyes out with a fan. Then take 2 hydrocodones or some other kind of muscle relaxer for the actual feeling.. though it will not be the same and is much worse for you.
>> Anonymous
>>411644

ITT people that have never tried it.
>> Anonymous
impossible to mimic, weed gives you warm fuzzies other drugs do not. smoke a joint you won't end up in jail
>> Anonymous
hookah is good too... but not the same feelning...
>> Anonymous
I hope you are all IP traced by the DEA and arrested. A few less addicts would make this country a better place.
>> Anonymous
Vicodin does not feel like weed. What the fuck are you talking about?

There are no legal drugs that feel good. The government hates anything that feels good.
>> Anonymous
>>411674
LMAO
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>411674

All that paperwork for an ounce of green :D

Headshops sell "spice" in the UK which is considered comparable to weed, but you need to buy the best quality stuff called "diamond" to my knowledge. I've never tried it, but my friend who is a big stoner said its a good alternative. Obviously you want to bong/pipe it. Whatever you do, do not believe salvia is a legal alternative to weed lol. It's fun nonetheless though, very fun and i personally really enjoyed it over weed.
>> Anonymous
if u want to get red eye try to smoke a cig under your sheet or somthing
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>411675
>There are no legal drugs that feel good.

Salvia, codeine, DPH, DXM (USA only i think) etc..

Most of the chemicals are OTC and sometimes you need to do a small amount of work with them like codeine, to extract it from the paracetamol/tylenol so you can get a larger dose without the nasty shit in it.
>> Anonymous
While on the subject of weed, does smoking some before bed on a day when you did some heavy lifting a bad thing?

I figure it would relax your muscles which might help them repair better?
>> Anonymous
>>411709spice
Isn't that a psychedelic or something?
>> faggot !kzxLmJyzX.
>>411733

Doubt most people know, and i doubt it makes a difference. Arnie smoked dope while lifitng though.

>>411736

It's more like a legal alternative to weed, supposed to have most of the same effects as weed. Salvia is the place to go for legal pysch's though.