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Biking Anonymous
This is a general thread all about biking.
If you like, fucking post a fucking picture of yourself and your sweet ass bike.
Maybe you'd just like to talk about biking as a fitness discipline? Good. fucking do it in this thread. That's why I made the fucking thing.
Mountain biking, street biking, racing, cruising, showing off your rims, good trails, bad accidents, etc. etc. etc.
>> Anonymous
yeah, my bike is bad ass, i have a motor bike.
>> Anonymous
I'll start this motherfucker up. I just got a sweet mountain bike. I passed under a bridge and worried about people throwing cigarettes on me. I passed over dead raccoons and crows and they made me wretch. I went through a black neighborhood and this lady's dog was about to be attacked by another dog so she yanked it up into the air by its leash and dangled it just out of reach and then brought it into her arms safe and sound. I laughed because it was fucking funny.

I almost vomited because I fucking biked so much today. Is that a bad thing? Should I bike less hours?

Anyways, it's fucking sweet having a bike.
>> Red Machine D !h1LZxECEVA
I crashed doing 40mph downhill once. I have a roadrash scar about the size of a Ritz cracker on my elbow from it.
>> Anonymous
>>161258
that was a pretty fucking intense story, man.
Have you shown your scar to girls and said it was something else?
I got scratched by my cat because I used to wrassle him and years later i told my gf that it was a wild cat and i met it while exploring a canyon in egypt.
>> ­
I do emo bike rides every night where I'll go through sewers, storm drains, along golf courses, dirt paths along freeways, anywhere empty where I can listen to some BAWWWWWW and reflect on how much of a failure I am.

I also live in Vegas so I get to see some awesome views because I'm up at a high elevation along the outside of the valley.

Biking = my break and escape from the day, but it isn't really healthy and isn't making anything better. Not like I have weight to lose either. :(
>> Anonymous
>>161444
Yeah that's a pretty intense story as well if i subtract all the uneasiness in your voice and add in a few FUCKS and FUCKINGS. Here, i rewrote the shit for you:

You think the fucking peaceful forests of virginia are a good place to bike? I live in fucking SIN CITY and I bike through the motherfucking SEWER. Like a ninja i ride, yet I am truly alone and the only one of my kind. No one in my immediate area could understand the night as well as i do. I cover myself with the night, and I AM the fucking night. I shit night and i eat night sandwhiches even though that might mean that i eat shit or i shit food i can't figure it out right now, let's start a new paragraph.

I don't even bike for any standard reason that you fucktards could understand. You can't imagine wading through so much of other people's filth that you need to fucking go into the darkness and the sewers just to get away from it all.
Since the elevation is so high here i get awesome views and drunk off of thin oxygen. Sometimes I just go fucknuts and renegade on the local scum, atleast i think i do it's hard to remember shit after operating without life giving oxygen.
I don't even need to lose weight I only read /fit/ because i monitor a hundred different websites. Like batman who, by the by, i'm meeting in the sewers in ten minutes I gotta go.
>> Anonymous
Running into a kid I like with my bike...while he was on a scooter.
Fucker was a bit more sturdy and balanced then I thought. Went flying over the handlebars.
Goooood times.
>> Anonymous
>>161580
well it's better than driving him into two bloody halves that kick and scream as the certainty of their impending doom blackens their thoughts, and then having to ride home in bloody callousness to present yourself to your mother and have her patch things up with the community.
>> Miss/fit/ !CX5ZjxjyRA
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Here's my motherfuckin Trek flat bar.
>> Anonymous
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here it is
>> Anonymous
>>161603
>>161606
Holy fucking sweet! I think I just crygasmed
>> Anonymous
In B4 tallbikes
>> Anonymous
Love to post a pic of my bike, if it wasn't in the shop. I somehow broke three spokes in my back rim while going uphill today.

Jesus christ was that shit hard to pedal afterwards.
>> Anonymous
>>162487
damn, man. that's got to be killing you.
So i'd like to direct your attention to the masturbation thread>>162475
>> Anonymous
Didn't see anything cool while biking today but I did find a public pool. I did six miles at a casual pace; it was more urban exploration than exercise.