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Anonymous
In a year, I am going to start executing monthly experiments on my own body. Basically, I'm going to eat an entire box of something in one day. I won't have meals or full meals. Instead, I will pop in some pieces of whatever I am eating a box of in my mouth whenever I get hungry. I also will not do any exercise at all that day, and will log my weight four days before and four days after. The first month I decide to do it in will be a whole package of a type of Oreos. Not sure what type (double stuff, uh-oh, etc.) yet, I want it to be an enjoyable experience regardless of what. What do you guys think would be the worst that could really happen?
>> Anonymous
It won't make any difference at all. While your species was evolving it wasn't uncommon for a hunter/gatherer group to stumble upon sugarcane and eat loads of it for a few days. It just metabolizes, no problem, so unless you eat it every day for quite a while, it won't cause your weight to fluctuate more than normal.
>> Anonymous
A fucking year? Start tomorrow.
>> Anonymous
aids
>> Anonymous
>>58917
>your species
THE REPTILIANS ARE AMONG US!
>> Anonymous
>>58918
In the process of losing weight. I think my goal will be reached in about three or so more months, but I still don't wish to do this until at least six more months.
>> Anonymous
>>59169
You could have waited a year to tell us then. Asshole getting my hopes up and shit.
>> Anonymous
>>59185
Why are you so excited about me doing this? I mainly posted it to let you guys know in advance, and to ask if anyone knew what the worst was that could happen.
>> Anonymous
>>59206
Why would you do this, really. Seems kind of fucking stupid and pointless.
>> Anonymous
>>59211
To be honest, I think it sounds cool. Eating an Oreo whenever you're hungry instead of anything else. Good luck OP, and report to us when you do your experiment.
>> Anonymous
potential problems:

1. no protein.
2. no exercise. (combined with #1 this should lead to a decrease in muscle mass)
3. no vitamins or minerals. (decrease in energy)
4. no fiber. (you probably won't feel full and will eat excess calories. if these calories come from oreos and sugary shit, this will spike your blood sugar and lead to increase in fat stores.)

So basically, you'll just become an average American adult
>> Anonymous
>>59218
OP here. I'll only be a day of doing this, I don't think it'll be that bad.
>> Anonymous
Oreos are so fucking bad for you, i shat black for two days.
>> Anonymous
DIABEETUS

no but seriously, your feet are going to fall off.
>> Anonymous
>>58913
What kind of fucking stupid experiment is this? You're not going to get any measurable results except maybe "Oreos are now fucking disgusting to me."
>> Anonymous
If you're gonna do something like this don't puss out and do it with fucking oreos... do it with garlic or something

pussy
>> Anonymous
>>58917
>your species

what the hell, are you a cat or something?