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Preventing Large Plumbing Obstructions Anonymous
Hey /fit/

This is somewhat health-related, so I believe this would be the best board to post in. (Subject is kinda gross, but most of 4-chan's been de-sensitized from /b/ anyway.)

My toilet is very prone to clogging. I tend to drop very large fecal masses in the bowl, so it doesn't take very much effort for me to clog the toilet every time I take a shit. These masses are WAY too big to go down your standard pipes, and I always end up having to scoop the shit into a garbage bag and dispose of it. What are some ways that I can solve or lessen the severity the clogging problem without buying a whole new plumbing system?

I trust that the wisdom of 4chan can grant me some solutions to this problem.
>> Anonymous
pour draino over your shit and let it decompose for a few minutes, then flush. or mash it up with your hands and teeth to make it less sizeable. Either way...feels good man.
>> Anonymous
>>175578
Are we talking Pringles Can-size dookie? if so, take pics and post

some customer cameinto work and asked to use the employees bathroom a few months ago. He left a shit in the bowl that was the size of a large cat. It was amazing to think it came from a human, and the toliet had to be destroyed.
>> Anonymous
Firstly I would plunger the hell out of the toilet (not when it has a poo in it), then see if you can find any kind of drain clearing product in the supermarket. Hopefully that will allow the water to flush through the pipes easier and so take your shit with it. Other than that, what the hell are you eating? Try pooping more often, so its not just one massive log. Also, are you just like eating all your food for the day in one meal?!
>> Anonymous
Flush in segments.

Step 1 - Take a shit and flush

Step 2 - Wipe half and flush

Step 3 - Finish wiping and flush
>> Anonymous
>>175578

Sounds like a change in diet is needed.

The reason you are shitting so much, OP, is because your body considers whatever the heck it is eating as mostly waste.

Subsist on salads and lean meat for two weeks, no unnecessary amounts of fat or carbs, and then come back and report to us.