You know how poppy seed foods can supposedly cause a false positive for opiates.Yeah I did my own test.12:45 - Half a poppy seed muffin was injested3:40 - Probation officer came to my house to drug test me. Tested positive for opiates.tl;dr don't eat poppy seed food if you have any chance of taken a drug test.inb4 myth busters
SOLUTION: Take a bunch of opiates and tell the station that you love muffins.