So...I'm not fat, but i am weak as shit. I don't have a gut, but there's no muscle in my stomach either. I have never really worked out except when i did for a year back in high school. Also, I have a fat ass and have cellulite and stretch marks and shit on my upper legs/ass. Halp me to become atractive please /fit/! Where should i start? The fat assery isn't really visible through pants, and i only weigh 145 at 5' 9"Pic chosen at random.
tits or gtfoand http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/Starting_Strength_Wiki
>>386366I'm a dude.
with cellulite?
do pushups until it hurts and then KEEP DOING THEM until you literally can't lift yourself off the ground. do bicycle crunches the same way. rinse and repeat.
>>386371yes
So you are a skinny fuck with a fat ass and cellulite ?dear god...
>>386398wat?
>>386398Then what's the quickest way to get my ass in to shape?
>>386439in before squatz
>>386439SQUATZ
gym membership and google/thread bitch
>>386439it's in the first reply
>>386446Damn you.