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Anonymous
"MOOT. AN EMAIL WILL NOT REACH YOU FAST ENOUGH, SO I AM FORCED TO DO THINGS THIS WAY.

I do not wish to see /x/ and the rest of 4chan filled with catguro tomorrow, unfortunately, people from g4 are going to come here, and there is no way to stop the userbase from retaliating. (aside from banning all posters, and what would that accomplish? replacing regular members with people from g4? good show) My solution is to simply close down the front page. If you close down the frong page, just for that day, it will make sure the only people who get on 4chan are people who have been here before.

So please, Mods. I know you must delete this thread, but I am trusting you to pass this message onto moot. I know you're all a bunch of failures, but I want you to get this done.

In my ban message, please confirm you understand your mission, for the good of 4chan.