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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
awesome
>> Anonymous
>>624575
Awesome.
>>624540
Where is the keyboard?! THIS IS NOT REALISTIC ENOUGH FOR ME.
>> Anonymous
>>624641
Clearly the keyboard is in one of those roll-away tray/drawer thingies. If you aren't using, why have it in the way when you're just browsing pics.
>> Anonymous
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>> Violator
Cyber Masterbation... nice.
>> Anonymous
>>624695
Umm, isn't that what everyone on /e/ does?
>> Anonymous
I know they're reposts but i just can't sage this thread ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>624649
In the way? My good sir, the control+tab shortcut for tabbed browsing is by far one of the most useful for this content, and I always use the keyboard.
>> Anonymous
bump for more
>> Anonymous
>>624724
try pressing your mouswheel down like a button while the cursor is over an image (if you have one).
>> Anonymous
>>624539

Hey look, its rule 63 me.
>> Anonymous
>>624541
Source?
>> Anonymous
Girls don't masturbate!
>> Anonymous
>>626218
LIES, LIES AND SLANDER
stop spreading your interbutt lies
girls masturbate all the time
>> Anonymous
I hate you all.

I have a paper due in under 2 hours.
>> Anonymous
>>624641
>>>624540
>Where is the keyboard?! THIS CONFUSES AND INFURIATES ME.
>> Anonymous
>>624575
I just now noticed that she's working, not shlicking.
>> Anonymous
>>626218
What are you talking about? We do it more than men.
>> Anonymous
>>626580
I love you. Marry Me?
>> Anonymous
>>626580
Physically impossible.
>> Shelly de Killer
>>626580
Nope, you don't.
>> Anonymous
>>626580

obvious guy

my ex wouls schilk 2 or 3 times a week, I fap 4 fimes a day

this is the norm

shit, my current gf doesnt even schlick a all
ever
>> Anonymous
Oh shit this looks like a contest!

WHO WILL WIN!?
>> Anonymous
I fap almost every 3 hours, sometimes I wake up at night just to fap. lets see a girl top that
>> Anonymous
>>626635
I disagree. My current girlfriend masturbates at least three times a day. I, on the other hand (pardon the pun), only do it once, if that.

Most of the women I know have a MUCH higher sex drive than most of the men I know.
>> Anonymous
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>>626647
Forgot mah pic.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>schlik
hahaha thats gotta be a onamonapea
>> Anonymous
>>626647

you need to meet some non-whale women then
>> X Factor
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Hmm 2 self pleasure threads. Let the other one fall out
>> Anonymous
>>626635
>my current gf
>gf
HA!
>> Anonymous
Just cross your legs and bend your body outward while applying pressure to your clitoris. Easy way for girls to orgasm plus it can be done publicly without anybody noticing.
>> X Factor
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>>626659
I dont get how that does much. Besides wouldnt it leave a big wet spot on your pants?
>> Anonymous
>>626660
Panty shields
>> Anonymous
>>624641
Don't need a keyboard to play a HCG.
>> X Factor
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>>626661
I guess that would work unless your a person who has big climaxes
>> Anonymous
>>626635
Fapping four times a day is NOT the fucking norm. How the hell you you muster the energy to get out of bed in the morning?
>> Anonymous
>>626703
sugar you noob.
>> Anonymous
>>626703
Dunno about you, but fapping doesn't really drain my energy. Real sex is a hell of a lot more work.
>> Anonymous
I masturbate morning and night, and if I take a nap... I masturbate then, normally climaxing 2-3 times! So, TAKE THAT testosterone! We win!
>> Anonymous
>>626780
You must be very angry and ronery.
>> Anonymous
>>626780

You have no idea how much I'd like to spend one day as a girl. Except I would spend the whole day schlicking probably.
>> Anonymous
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>> RiderFan !!o7sFgCyZbre
>>626846
Tribadism as well?
>> Anonymous
G Spot > Nintendo DS
>> Anonymous
bump for more
>> X Factor
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U ppl need to post more pics
>> Anonymous
Why yes you do.
>> Anonymous
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>>626911
>> Anonymous
>>627610
This picture confuses me. I'm guessing that's a Wii controller, so does it vibrate or something?
>> Anonymous
>>627679

Its for those Wario Ware minigames where the female player needs a penis.

"Who's the girl next door, living in the haunted mansion?"
>> 4Chan Dan
>>626651
how the hell do u work Konta.sakura's maid system? i can't figure it out T.T
>> Anonymous
>>627610
Wii remotes don't vibrate nearly enough to be used as a dildo