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Anonymous
ITT: We are oblivious.

I'll start us off-

"Oh no! Our volleyball net!"
>> Anonymous
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Hooray! Presents!
>> Anonymous
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Oh, wow! How did she get those rubber ducks to balance like that?!?!
>> Anonymous
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Excuse me, maam, it appears as if your clothing is in need of patching. I can recommend you an excellent tailor, if you'd like.
>> Anonymous
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I'm going to have to ask you two to return those training swords- they belong to the fencing team.
>> Anonymous
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Can we hurry out of here, please? I'm mildly claustrophobic.
>> Anonymous
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No mom! I'm sorry! Please don't beat me!
>> Anonymous
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Personally, I prefer apples.
>> Anonymous
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Wow, she really has incredible balance!
>> Anonymous
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I'll bet you're really warm in that scarf!
>> Anonymous
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Hey! HEY! No horseplay in the pool!
>> Anonymous
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Let me help you double knot that.
>> Maestro Perverso
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Why are her eyebrows so visible through her bangs?
>> Anonymous
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Sir, do you require medical attention?
>> Anonymous
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Oh! Hey Ilya! Did you get a haircut?
>> Anonymous
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A lot of fencers overlook the importance of arm guards. I'm glad you remembered them.
>> Anonymous
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Horizontal stripes aren't very flattering to a woman's figure.
>> Anonymous
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From man's perspective: "Hey look, a quarter!"
>> Anonymous
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It's nice to meet a fellow soccer/football fan.
>> Anonymous
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Uh-oh, it looks like someone overslept...
>> Anonymous
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You're not gonna eat all those, can I have one?
>> Anonymous
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Fuck yeah! Space Invaders!
>> Anonymous
>>580009
lol
>> Anonymous
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Where did you get that camera-phone? This is a high fantasy campaign!
>> Anonymous
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You have really sharp looking teeth.
>> Anonymous
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Hmm... Those clothes are a little small on you. Do you want to go shopping for some new ones?
>> Anonymous
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Bitch spilled my beer!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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"...Did you just fart?"

Also,

ITT: Emiya Shirou.
>> Anonymous
i lol'd...also this thread rocks
>> Anonymous
>>579983
lmao that one is great...thank you anon
>> Anonymous
>>580077
considering it was Budweiser, that was no real loss
>> SanityMakingAComeBack
>>580093
HEY MY BEE... Oh, hell, hot chick!
>> Anonymous
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Hurry the fuck up! We are late as shit for school as it is!!!!
>> Anonymous
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Hey, stop that! You'll get my clothes wet!
>> Anonymous
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Holy Shit! I love this song!!
>> Anonymous
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Both of you, shut up! I'm trying to concentrate!
>> Anonymous
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Yay! Pizzas here!
>> Anonymous
>>580289
PIZZA PUT
>> plotze
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"I hope nobody see us..."
>> Anonymous
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Its ok, I have extra pencils in my briefcase.
>> Anonymous
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Hey uh, your popsicle is melting.....
>> flmwzy
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"Excuse me. I just came to let you two girls know that the test tomorrow has been canceled, ok?
>> Anonymous
>>580356
Better one:
"Poor girl, look at all those split-ends..."
>> Anonymous
>>580289
Something like this actually happened to me. I worked as a pizza guy a few years ago and once, a woman who I was delivering to came out in her bathrobe. But I could see black, pleather gloves sitting on the couch by the door, and she had black stilettos on. I can't help but wonder if she was by herself or with somebody, because she ordered a small pizza.
>> Anonymous
>>580429
thats nothing like it
your story is full of fail and i want that portion of my life back
>> Anonymous
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"There's been an oil spillage in a neighbouring cove, they want us to get off the beach."
>> Anonymous
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"Careful with my mallet, they don't come cheap."
>> Anonymous
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Sweet! Lets play some Halo!!!
>> Anonymous
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Geez!! Gas prices are so high nowadays, we should've taken our bikes...
>> Anonymous
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Ahh! Today was a perfect day to go bike riding!
>> Anonymous
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GTFO

I hate getting shots >:(
>> Anonymous
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Man that test was tricky, huh?
>> Anonymous
>>580761
Jun Mai Boi!
>> Anonymous
>>580761

Hey jun how's it hanging hur hur hur
>> Anonymous
>>580669

has never seen a bicycle in his life.
>> Anonymous
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Thats it! I'm tired of that mother fucking cat putting marks on the mother fucking wall!!!
>> Anonymous
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I'm sure glad we found this oasis before we got thirsty!
>> Anonymous
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Sir, I apologize for the violation of the uniform code, but at the expense of my shirt I have requisitioned two additional bandoliers.
>> Anonymous
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Oh wow, tits!
>> Anonymous
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hey, whatcha reading?
>> Anonymous
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how could you have possibly spilled that milk in 17 separate drizzles?
>> Anonymous
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hey, how many songs does that mp3 player hold?
>> Anonymous
>>580918
Better one: "I get the feeling you're mad at me."
>> Anonymous
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these shallows REALLY go out a long way from shore.
>> Anonymous
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isn't it unsafe to get drunk up in a tree?
>> Anonymous
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the weight on that is like two and a half pounds. how can you not lift it?
>> Anonymous
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you saw me fall on the floor. why aren't you helping me up?
>> Anonymous
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those are jazzy shoes and all, but you shouldn't wear them to bed
>> Anonymous
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sit up straight so i can get a good picture
>> Anonymous
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brown chick is flying, guys!
>> Anonymous
>>580943
...at least use her name...
>> Anonymous
>>580944

you're welcome to supply the name yourself if you find it important
>> Anonymous
>>580948
Kaolla Su, Love Hina was the 1st anime that I saw the episode one of.

...weird show
>> Anonymous
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no, i don't think your shirt tastes like pineapple. just like cotton. glad i could help.
>> Anonymous
>>580212
We're in the middle of a drought here and water restrictions. You're not allowed to hose down hard surfaces. Ohhhh! shrinkage!
>> Anonymous
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quit hoggin the fuckin pillows!!
>> sage
>>579978
>>580409
do want
>> Anonymous
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I fucking love the Wii! What game are you playing?
>> Anonymous
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Bitch dropped my Bahamut 0!
>> Anonymous
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Go get some more drinks to serve, you're all out!
>> Anonymous
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Seems someone left the X-ray on. Sorry.
>> Anonymous
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Look! Headphones! d^_^b
>> Anonymous
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>>580017

Yeah, you two, you don't meet to many on this board
>> Anonymous
>>580937
sauce?
>> Anonymous
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Did you just use up all the hot water? :(
>> Anonymous
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hey, the new swiffer really IS lightning quick
>> Anonymous
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oh, good, you found the tape. where was it?
>> Anonymous
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do you have hair extensions or are those braids real?
>> asgard_seven
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Where did you find a teddy-bear that big?
>> Anonymous
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So how's the gym membership working out for ya?
>> Anonymous
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I think your pants are unbuttened.
>> Anonymous
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I SAID NO CREAM!
>> Anonymous
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That's a nice sword you got there. Mmyes, remarkable craftsmanship. Yessss.
>> Anonymous
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Hey uhh, are you going to finish that apple?
>> Anonymous
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I'm sorry, should I turn on the air conditioner?
>> Anonymous
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oh my.... you wouldn't mind telling me where you got the curtains, would you?
>> Anonymous
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"Oh come on now, there's no need to be so sad. The 5th Harry Potter movie wasn't that terrible......"
>> Anonymous
>>581914

I nostalgialol'd
>> Anonymous
>>581924
Damn that pic is creepy.
>> Anonymous
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Grab me a beer while your in there.
>> Anonymous
>>581752
To be honest, that looks like a midget in a suit rather than a teddy bear...
>> flmwzy
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sauce?
>> Anonymous
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Don't hit the 8 ball in this time!
>> COMBO BREAKER! Anonymous
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i enjoy sneaking a peek at your vagoo.
>> Obs !3GqYIJ3Obs
>>582030
A GENIUS midget
>> Anonymous
It's true it's true, Midget + Teddy Bear suit = insta-win!!
>> keep it going! dax
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"What am I going to tell her when she finds out I didn't do my homework?!"
>> RiderFan !!o7sFgCyZbre
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"I told you to wear a bra at the breakfast table!"
"You said wear a bra at the dinner table..."
"It's the same thing!"
>> Anonymous
>>581924
Mildly freaked out
>> Anonymous
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Get over here and RAM YOUR COCK IN MY ASSHOLE!
>> Anonymous
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You should really only handle one gun at a time. You'll be far more accurate that way.
>> Anonymous
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Nice rifle!
Is that a CheyTac .408?
>> Anonymous
>>583114
yu ar doing it rong!
>> Jeff Foxworthy
>>583115
>>583117

If you think that the GUN is more interesting than the GIRL, you just might be a rednec/k/.
>> Anonymous
>>583121

PERFECT EXAMPLE

/thread
>> Anonymous
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"Disc error? Damn, now I have to go through the trouble of exchanging for an uncorrupted one."
>> Anonymous
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"Coach, the girls seem to be having some trouble with the jump rope. Maybe we should go back to running laps?"
>> Anonymous
>>584180
Skipping. Introducing schoolgirls to lesbian bondage since Victorian times.
>> Anonymous
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HOLY FUCK THAT MOON IS HUGE
>> Anonymous
>>584179
Please good sir, provide source.
>> Anonymous
>>583047
SOURCE FUCKING WHERE
>> Anonymous
>>584205
I'm not that guy, but http://eternalflame.livedoor.biz/archives/51212996.html
>> Anonymous
>>584223
http://rapidshare.com/files/45609932/_VENOM__Suzumiya_Haruhi_no_Datsui_Mahjongg_-SOS_Suzume-_COMPLET
E_CG_Rip.rar
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/14754/dfba40eaac/5-m-y/
>> Anonymous
>>584248
and copy both lines of that rapidshit link or I will point at you and laugh when you say it didn't work
>> Anonymous
I found a program that allows you to generate a password for most pornsites. Here's a link http://www.zshare.net/download/12084848b23b8693/
>> Anonymous
>>584263

Anyone who doesn't expect a virus in there deserves the infection.
>> Anonymous
>>581924

Oh wow, the shading makes a face.