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#fortune Anonymous
#fortune
>> Anonymous
Reported, motherfucker!
>> RiderFan !!o7sFgCyZbre
Fortunes don't work anywhere except /b/ dumbass!
>> Anonymous
>>595129

When I still surfed /b/, the trick was to go to another board (when there was no e-mail address slot) and put #fortune in the e-mail slot on a post there and #fortune would show up in /b/. Since there are e-mail slots in /b/ again, I don't know if you still need to do that.

All hail /r9k/