A hard decision!!
>>397787Well, I'd miss the vagoo, but I'd definately prefer choice A.
Well, you could allways put a bag on the head.And, she/it would smell like fish anyway....
Choice A can provide me with some well-desired company and friendship in otherwise lonely island. And she can always give blowjobs.
>>397793here, now that i see where i am, wtf is that doing in /e/???
A:blowjobtitfuckhandjob+(and -)it can speak+hands to make my food+fishtail is less ugly than fishheadB+buttsecks+regular fuck+(and -) cant talkA by a landslide
AFish tail is kind of hot. I'd consider sticking it in her pooper/ egg hole.
B can't swim due to no ways of propulsion. A can swim. I can ride A. Thus I choose A.
Why couldn't she be the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
>>397821Relevant win is relevant!
This is from Short Cuts, yes?