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Anonymous
For you.
>> Anonymous
Interesting...
>> Anonymous
Someone patent this!
>> RiderFan
"Hey, why does my pillow smell?"
>> Anonymous
why would anyone do this?
>> Anonymous
>>408468

Why not?
>> Anonymous
>>408468
Roneriness.
>> Anonymous
I might actually consider doing this.
>> Anonymous
Hey how about this use one of those pillows that heat up. Thoughts?
>> Anonymous
It would actually take less effort to go outside and talk to a girl.
>> Anonymous
>>408521
I wish and only if you can find an easy one but besides that why are you on /e/ then?
>> Anonymous
>>408521
You automatically fuck girls after merely talking to them? You sir are my role model.
>> Anonymous
>>408454
I actually have all of the needed things in my bedroom and kitchen. I'll see how this works. Be right back. What about those one pillows that have the Anime chicks prented on them? Those'd be nice if we could somehow add them to this scenario.
>> Anonymous
Would the friction from the latex hurt, or is latex frictionless or something?
>> Anonymous
>>408549
you'd probably want a lub of some sort
>> Anonymous
I just hope i can get that knot right : /
>> Anonymous
Fleshlight moooooar
>> Anonymous
>>408549

...

Have you heard of condoms?
>> Anonymous
Condom generally come lubricated (though never with enough, mind you); I wouldn't recommend using latex alone.
>> Anonymous
>>408552

One word (two actually): methyl cellulose
>> Anonymous
i have a question...probably a stupid one, but i'm still gonna ask it. whats the point of the tea towel? i figured the sock would be enough..or am i really really stupid?
>> RiderFan
>>408598
By the looks of it the tea towel is used to provide a sufficient firmness around ones member. The sock is used to keep the tea towel in place.
>> Anonymous
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Stir 3 spoonfuls of "original texture" Metamucil (or equivalent generic) into a cup of water until it's a slime so thick you have to spoon it out. Pour entire cup into a sock. Advantage: awesome texture, and mess-free (the slime somehow retains most of the moisture, so the outside of the sock stays dry).
>> noko
I cannot beleive for the life of me that this shit is being considered....

you know what, fuck it......literally. I'll fuck it myself.
>> Anonymous
>>408607
oh, that makes sense. see, i knew i was stupid.
um, but what if you don't have a tea towel? unless a hand towel is ..like the same thing..in a sense
>> Anonymous
>>408610
Or you can get a 2oz jar of Polyethylene Oxide and make about 8-16 GALLONS of lube, depending on desired consistency.
>> Anonymous
>>408619
Any small towel should work. Dish towel, hand towel, etc.