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ITT we post all Samus!
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then go ahead, nobody's stopping you
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Has anyone noticed she has the exact same kind of hair that Winry (from FMA) has?
>> Anonymous
>>577970

Welcome to 2 years ago.
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>>577970
Have you noticed she has larger breasts and a bigger ass than Winry?
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>> RiderFan !!o7sFgCyZbre
>>577970
Have you noticed that Winry has the exact same hair as Samus?
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>>577970
Have you noticed that hair has worn Samus and Winry from Full Metal Alchemist?
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>>578129

I'd worn hair Samus Alchemist, if you know what I mean.
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>>578134
lolwut
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>>578134

The subtle skill of "knowing when a joke has run its course" has passed you by, my son.

Return to cloister and brush up.
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>>578129
Have romyou nod thas worAlchemiair hstamus and Winrytice f Fult hn Sal Metal?
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SAMUS IS A GIRL!?
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>>578151
Fail, even I knew that...
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>>578151
0/10
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>> Metroid? Isn't that the robot you play as?
>> LOL WTF
>> Yes, and his mission is to defeat the Chozo.
>> *dies laughing*
>> Anonymous
Holy shit! A Samus thread not filled completely with the same reposts? Good job /e/.
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>>577912
uhhh. Metriod?
The fuck's a "Metriod"?

Screw fapping, I'm gonna get breakfast. Spelling errors make me sad in the pants.
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>>578497
Fuck your grammar nazi-ism.
>> Anonymous
>>578497

I know what a Metroid is, but what's a girl, like in "Metroid girl?"
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>>578151
Welcome to like.. whoa, more than 20 years ago. Just checked and 1987 was the original release date for Metroid.
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>>578538
I was 1, dude.
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>>578151
forgot yer slowpoke
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>>578540
So what? I was 2. Fail less.
>> Anonymous
You people make me feel old. I was 6 when Metroid came out.
>> Anonymous
>>579033

I was 1.

OH GOD, SOON I'LL BE OLD TOO.
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>>578536
metroids the guy you play as in metroid. but these are metroids girlfriend.
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>>578151
it had to happen but I still lol'd
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Also sauce
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>>579121
I have a rapidshare for ya, wanna have it ?

http://rapidshare.com/files/113413051/Metroid_-_Pirates_doujin.rar.html
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>>579741
Pikachu ??? what are you doing in /e/ with Samus ???
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>>579741

Dare I say it, that's the cutest /h/ ever.
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/v/'s drawfags at their best...Damn i can't help fapping to it
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>>579741
Mind if I made it more appropiate for /e/ ?. Over 9000 h in MsPaint.
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>>579753
IN-VISIBLE RAPE!
WOOWOO WOO
WOO WOO
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>>579753
this image needs a caption in the blank spot on the upper right side

"Samus want buttsex!"
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>>579753
Damn, now I want to see the original...
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From that flash movie Brawl Taunts
>> Lucon F. Talestar !0LLNYTOJE.
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>>580274
fucking furfag
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>>580286
Emergency food packets?
>> Lucon F. Talestar !0LLNYTOJE.
>>580287
It's just bestiality -- which, if you ask me, isn't as bad.
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>>580294
Furry fetishism =/= DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA

But that's a debate for another day. Bestiality is banned anyway, but that's yet another debate.
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>>580294
Furries are supposed to be disgusting because they're more than partly animals, and normal people don't want to see animals fucking. Bestiality is even worse. And if you like bestiality, you're a furry.
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>>580297
>Furry fetishism = DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA

Fixed.
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>>580338
No, drama whores = DRAMA.

Such as, for example, people like you! Isn't it funny how that works out?
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>>580349
Name one instance of furry that hasn't sparked a drama war.
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Wallpaper size!
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Whoops, meant to post the last one in here
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>>580351
Because drama whore faggots got involved.

Look, I'm not going to start yet another fucking retarded flamewar. Let's just let this die.
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gunpei yokoi is fapping in his grave as we speak
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>>581007
I don't think that is samus I think it's Leona Garstein from Super Robot Taisen Original Generations but great stuff nonetheless
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>>577893
sauce?
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Metroid sucks ass, if you know what I mean...
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lol
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>>579132
Morphball training. XD
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>>579111
hawt
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>>577932

Not Samus. It's a knockoff character from a hentai game.
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http://s10.invisionfree.com/Chaos_Mirror_Forums/index.php?act=idx

^ samus archive in there
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one of my favorite samus pics, just ignore snake for the same of /e/.
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OP is not Samus. Jesus fucking christ why can nobody get it right
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Samus is not pregnant, she's inflating.
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>>581928
FUUCCKKK
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>>581928

I CAME
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>>581871

Lol omg!
Samas would not be caught dead with snake. As much as MGS series is awesome. Samus would rip his fucking balls off lol. Oh, and I'd believe Samus is the dom in this trait. SO meaning she's the one in control
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samus and zelda= lots of babies making
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fucking shut up you male dreaming fantasy homo
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>>581986

Holy shit.

This may be the worst fail of a post I've seen in a month. And there's been a lot of fail in /e/ this weekend.
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>>581986
Holy sheet you are one lost motherfucker !!!
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>>581986
Samus would gladly give her vag up for Snake.
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>>582009

Actually, I also always saw Samus as the kind of totally anti-social, stone-faced person who'd be disgusted by the pairings us fans come up with.
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I always saw Samus as a Tsundere, a Tsundere that hangs out with bird people.
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>>581998
Wow, it's the comic page where it's well posted, but never translated, and never complete.
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The only love Samus has ever had for another thing is Pikachu, and that was only for a fleeting moment.
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>>581722
Your need to be a tad more specific than "in there."
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>>582101

I was pretty sure she loved the baby metroid as well.

Sage because I have nothing to post.
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>>582009
Does anyone have that without the stupid dA watermark?


Sorry for not having a pic of my own, all mine have already been posted.
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BBW Samus anyone?
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>>582344
NO
GET OUT FATTY
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I don't really like the direction they went with samus' hairstyle. That's the one thing that's always bugged me.
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>>582024

The "When in need of cock, grab some other bounty hunter, fuck him, blast his head off" kind of anti-social? Would be hot.

Or the "frigid old virgin" kind? What a waste...
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>>582160
Do you even know what sage does?!
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Please Moar!
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holy fuck this thread is still alive?
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HOLY SHIT!
This thread will never die... Will it!?
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>>582409
Samus threads tend to last a week or more. Just goes to show ya how much we love our dear Samus.
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How does /e/ feel about dickgirls? /d/-only?
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>>582805
hahahah, five year olds shouldnt be drawing shit like this!
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>>582809
Uh...what?
If you don't like it, I can just use file deletion, but I have no idea what you're talking about.
There's art in here far worse than this, if you're referring to quality.
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bump
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Samus inflation anyone?
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>>582837
Get the fuck out faggot

>>582805
Yes, /d/only, that goes without saying.
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special! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wGxgJXO7gc
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>>582843
Alright. I think there's an uncensored of that available somewhere anyhow.