Feel free to make bad jokes about this one.
"Thayt thayah is Pandourah...she opened up thu' bawx of trubbilez and released all the worldz prollems, like poison iveh, an' kudzoo, an'poorly splittin' chopstix, an really fas 9 yeah owldz""Pandorah wuz a ho'"
I'd plunder -that- booty. She really shivers my timbers and makes my Roger jolly! Beat that, guys. :3
"Me or the treasure. Choose."
I'd treasure that chest.
>>139604I'd penis that.
I LIKE HER TITS
I'd stick my penis into her vagina and thrust furiously! Har har har!
>>139604I'd grab all three treasures...The ones inside the trunk, inside her panties, AND the ones inside her bra... >;-9
Look at the size of that chest!
>>139678fails for being too close to a decent double entendre
I'd stick my cock in the chest and her with a lockpick.
Hide the Rum!
I still hate MI2 for giving her string panties instead of a g-string.
>>139744proof.
It's awfully groovy seeing all the treasure and the booty.
>>139604I would enjoy a vigorous round of sexual intercourse with her!
>>139817Gorillaz, eh? Well, whatever works.
Nononononono, it's FRIGHTFUL bad luck to bring a woman aboard sir.
Mark of the Wolves FTW, amirite?
Yo, ho, yo, ho, a pirate wife for me.
At least she doesn't have to worry about other pirates having a larger chest.
>>139664I doubt she has either bra or panties
I'd fuck it.Beat that!
>>139664That makes 4.
yo ho, I'd fire my canon in that wench's Pontoonand thust my rapier and rape 'er and watch them buoys bounce as she rides the motion of the ocean while she be huggin' me mastaye, and I be talkin' bout that Kiera Knightly
I have come to snatch her booty.
This is why the "Mimic" chests in RPGs need to have naked women in them, not goddamn demons or some shit.
>>139943Thong or bikini bottom for her figurines and in the Maximum Impact 2 video game, but yeah. No bra. Hehe
I think she just hoisted my mizzen mast.
"Yo ho ho, she took a swig of cum cum."
>>139604Forget the bad jokes. How about the source for that lovely Jenet, please?