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Mr. Bear: What is this "MILF" acronym I'm seeing bandied about in the personals these days? Lie Bot: It stands for "May I Leave Flowers?" Lie Bot: It's like SWM and all that, but it signals that you're a gentleman, you know? / You use it in your ad to show that you practice old-school courtship style. Mr Bear: Oh! How wonderful! What an unexpected gem of a term. Thank you, Lie Bot. Lie Bot: De nada. [[Mr. Bear types on his computer. His newspaper ad is seen behind him.]] / Newspaper ad: Thirsty for Romance? Ring the MILF-Man! / SM, ISO a mature woman who truly knows the meaning of "old-style!" Shall we bounce together in the rumble seat, my lily? Cornelius, Box 98034. /
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