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The advantages of having big boobs. Anonymous
Here you go guys something that hasn't been on here in a LONG time so here, I ask you what are the advantages of have big knockers?
>> Anonymous
None, it's fucking impossible holding them up unless you have a bra to fit them, and they hurt like hell.

ITT loli bewbz
>> Anonymous
Smother unsuspecting/horny enemies to death.
>> Anonymous
>>492533
1: oh, take your flatchested propaganda and shove it.
2: no lolis are presented here. ;>.>
>> Anonymous
your partner's enjoyment
>> Anonymous
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They're fun to play with
>> Casterday !8r7Y.c3LZA
Bigger boobs = more cleavage, more guys staring, more men envious of you, flat-chested women jealous, self-nipple sucking, paizuri, drinking wine/eating sweets from cleavage, broken bras, Bikinis, No need for corsets *unless* you want more cleavage, Bouncy, spillage doesnt damage clothes, just falls in cleavage (so you can reach in and feel its depth) Ice works best for that ^_~
>> Anonymous
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No explanation needed
>> Anonymous
>>492598
nice
>> Anonymous
It's more feminine.
It enhances health and beauty.

Though, It does no good if you're fugly and/or "a few extra pounds", only a few of those "few" go to the breasts.
>> Step-chan
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I'll post one... don't know when this was on here last time.
>> Anonymous
provide pic with answer
>> Anonymous
Big bewbs are the greatest pillows ever.

EVER.
>> Anonymous
>>492623
>>492623
can you find a visual representation?
>> Anonymous
>>492533
is a faggot
>> Anonymous
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jealousy.
>> Anonymous
>>492533

gb2/y/
>> Anonymous
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They make great pillows!
>> Anonymous
>>492623
Do you know this from experience?
>> Anonymous
>>492533
Actually its much easier to find bras and tops that fit bigger boobs then it is to find them for smaller ones due to the stupid number of obese women in the world.
There is also a whole market of goods for gigantic boobs.
The back pain is a down side, but corsets are good for support and look fucking amazing.
>> Anonymous
they're great for attracting guys but can get in the way in bed. also meganipples and knee boobs are a huge turnoff. if theres small nipples and they dont sag then awesome!
>> Anonymous
>>492708
Back pain isn't an issue really. If they are natural, your back muscles will grow in strength at the same rate the breasts develope

They can be an issue with jogging, however.
>> Ehmm !d72RkL7Eo.
WHY are we talking about IRL traits of big boobs in an anime board?
>> Anonymous
>>492727
It is somewhat, that I have been told by both my best friend who has like DD and my sister which is probably th same though I try not to think about.

But I'm guessing it isn't huge, they'd just rather not deal with the hassle when they could still have visible boobs without the trouble of huge ones.
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They can be used as cover in a Soviet invasion.
>> Anonymous
>>492674
ITT Virgins
>> Anonymous
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>>492526

if you've the chance to watch Chappelle's dvd, watch the It's a Wonderful Chest skit
>> Anonymous
>>492733
To hear comments like that one.
Thank you.
>> Anonymous
I like what this thread has become.
>> Anonymous
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They are the predominant food source in third world countries.
>> Anonymous
>>492791
Whole villages have been known to survive in times of want
>> Anonymous
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>>492791
>> Anonymous
>>492802
Unless the Jiggly has jugglies the pic is not relevant. Good day.
>> madam~mimi
It's hard to find bras that fit me, I don't know what your talking about. It's easier to find smaller ones (that don't fit me) as opposed to ones more my size. I'd like a link please? ^_^
>> Anonymous
>>492836
If only they had a women's big & tall.
What size are you? It can't be THAT hard to find the right size.
>> madam~mimi
Well, if anything, i'm a custom size.
Can't just go to a store and buy a bra =P
I have a 60" bust, although no one will believe me unless a post a pic xD
I'd LOVE for a shop that would cater to ladies such as myself =)
>> Anonymous
>>492874
I think I remember you posting here a long time ago.
>> madam~mimi
Couldn't have been any longer then a week =)

Or maybe two at the most, I usually stop by every now and then =P
>> Anonymous
>>492874

so basically you're a fat nerd girl and it isn't so much that you have big tits it's that you're a fat fucking whale all around
>> Anonymous
60" is a ? cup?
>> Anonymous
>>492885
you're a dick
>> madam~mimi
I'm not a whale (put down those harpoons =P)
I'm 60-28-38 ok?
Well, the one I was fitted for says N, but i'd say i'm bigger, but not by much.
I kinda use inches at this point rather then cup size, because it starts to get a bit inaccurate.

Bra sizes start to have their own crazy formulas and every manufacture and country is different.
>> madam~mimi
What's one size in the US may be different in the UK. Also, everyone else uses metric, so you gotta convert things =/

Basically, what may be a DD here may be an E or F somewhere else.
>> BurningGraphite !!42tRZbDuusu
>>492889
While some people are gonna hate me for suggesting this, you might want to look into breast reduction surgery. If they're 60', they've gotta be murder on your back and it'll only get worse as you get older.
>> Sum Gai
>>492874

You don't need to post a pic. I beleave you. ;)
>> Anonymous
Anon most certainly doesn't!
>> Anonymous
>>492898
Blasphemy
>> madam~mimi
I probably will,but I sorta grew into them.
My back slowly adjusted to them over the years, so it's fine now, but I can see how it'll affect me later down the road.

It's the kinda thing where when you have something for so long you start to forget it's there =)
>> madam~mimi
Oh my! Look at me going off topic like that! ^_^

I guess an advantage to having big boobs is that you get little perks every now and then =P

Like the cops not giving me a ticket for speeding xD
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more advantages
>> madam~mimi
Hahaha, i'll have to try shoving my cell into my cleavage sometime, see if it jiggles xD

Although, i'm kinda thinking no, it'll just muffle it. Oh well, here's to science!
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I think I found madam~mimi!
>> Anonymous
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Have you forgotten /e/? Safe driving? REMEMBER???!!
>> madam~mimi
Hee hee hee! Nice try ^_^
I'm bigger then that =P

And yes, safe driving IS important =)
>> Anonymous
Really? Thats interesting, now I kinda want a picture, though it seems wrong of me to ask.
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After some hard research I think I finally found you.
<<<
>> madam~mimi
There is a better pic of what my chest looks like, although i can't post it due to it being a copy of a pic already in /e/
>> Anonymous
First picture?
>> Anonymous
>>492948
link the post number using
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>> madam~mimi
Oh my, that's probably near perfect, although I think i'm slightly bigger, but not by much.

Good detective work, Anon!
>> Anonymous
I was pretty close with the first picture then? Lucky guess. The bigger the better.
>> Sum Gai
*saves OP as madammimi* <_< >_>
>> madam~mimi
No.492945 was the one i meant.
>> madam~mimi
Oh silly anon, teehee~

Dont you know im actually just a fat nerd pretending to be a cute girl with giant breats. A slob can dream cant he? A slob can dream.....
>> Anonymous
Alright! that was mine.
>> madam~mimi
Nice try, but I would hope to god I could spell "breasts" correctly mean, i've only had them for the last 14 years.... =/
>> Anonymous
damn I want to see a pic now, mostly out of curiosity at this point
>> madam~mimi
Yes, 14 years of cramming pies and sandwiches into my fat gaping maw. Theres nothing that I love more than to eat 4 bigmacs and a gallon of cola for a midnight snack while browsing 4chan.

Yes, I may have a 60" bust, but I guess I forgot to mention me next two measurments are 80", and 76". Teehee~
>> Anonymous
>>492976

she already said her measurements, but I'm pretty skeptical myself

tits or gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>492976
what are the 80" and 76" for?
>> madam~mimi
I wish i could post, no camera though, so no pics =(

Maybe once i pay all my crap off (college loans and whatnot)
>> Anonymous
>>492981

durrr waist and hips
>> Anonymous
>>492982

you mean to tell me your cellphone doesn't even have a camera?

okay I call bullshit
>> madam~mimi
>>492981

Why those are my stomach and waist measurements. A girl has to eat alot to keep my fat disgusting 80" around gut in shape.
>> Anonymous
>>492985
You're not even convincing...
>> madam~mimi
I seriously DOUBT i'm 80-76 for my waist and hips, i'd kill myself for letting me get like that.
>> madam~mimi
>>492986

Thats the idea numbuts. Its funny to watch fellow anon get sucked into the false hope that they might actually be communicating with a cute girl, when its really just some fat fucking slob sitting in front of their computer at home all smelly and unwashed.
>> madam~mimi
Also, knock it off, it's sad that you can't act like a mature person =/

Then again.... i am on 4chan.
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Alright guys, back to pics,
>> madam~mimi
Oh yeah... gb2 /b/ please ^_^

I don't need people thinking they can be me ( I think 1 of me in this thread is more then enough)xD
>> madam~mimi
Ive seen>>492993before.
It's funny, every time I see that one, I think she's sick, which isn't fun =(
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>>492994

Yes, your giant disgusting gut is more than enough for all of us. Please go back to BBWchan or whatever fat fucking part of the internet you crawled your piglike face out of.
>> Anonymous
>>492989
>>492990

I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>492996
Actually, she is. I've played the game.
>> Anonymous
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Alright fine another one...
smothering you friend is an advantage
>> madam~mimi
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Ok, I have one to contribute!

And does anyone have the source?
>> madam~mimi
>>493000I think they are having sex...
OR

It's like the end of One Flew Over the Coocoo's Nest. But instead of him being killed by a pillow, it's death by cleavage ^_^
>> Anonymous
there's a fat nerd whale trolling this thread talking about herself
>> madam~mimi
*sigh* I can see that not all the boys in this thread are total jerks, it's just hard figuring out who they are =(

One of the reasons I dislike 4chan =/
>> Anonymous
I dont think 60" is like possible, My gf who is a shorty and stacked @ 5'1 - 40DD's hers are very nice, id say her measuremeants would be similar, but i cannot imagine 20 more inches on her chest... that would have to be harpoons etc.

Let me tell you though when she comes up behind me and i tilt my head back, and she squishes my face with those, its a slice of heaven.
>> Anonymous
Get back in that kitchen before I jam my cock into your mouth again.
>> Anonymous
>>493005
Be glad you've got a person that doesn't apply body weight and try to snap the tilted neck.
>> madam~mimi
Oh trust me, it's very possible. I mean, the biggest in the world is like some 70+ inches.
I mean, you don't have to be uber fat to have really big breasts. It's all a misconception...
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>>493000smothering you friend is an advantage

Friend? Wouldn't that be better for enemies?

Which might be a good reason to only make enemies of lolis.
>> Anonymous
>>493005
I dont think you have a gf, enjoy your fantasies.
>>492586
You are a Faggot ^_~
>> Anonymous
>>492888
ITT guys who don't know how measurements work on bra's.
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