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I've been wanting a thread of this for a while. I'll start with this.
>> Anonymous
MOAR?
>> Anonymous
>>503404

Moar from you, then more from us.
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Your only gonna start with one image? Oh well, I know this isn't /r/ and all that shit, but I want to see some so I'll help out the OP.
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>>503484
she seems familiar somehow, where's she from?
>> Anonymous
Nice thread for one of my favorite ways to get off. My personal fav would be a pillow <3
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>>503595
Interesting... Wait, aren't pillows all soft and comfy? How does that work for ya?
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>>503604
Haruhi demonstrates
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>>503470
Sauce?
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>>503607
I am intrigued. I didn't think soft objects worked.
>> Anonymous
The usefulness of a desk is taken to a whole new level
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>>503604
>>503613
Well when compressed, they become more solid than if they're just sitting there, no? There's your answer! They're still soft, but they give more than enough resistance to grind away <3
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>>503604
>>503613

You obviously don't have a clit... they're sensitive, you don't _want_ hard sharp things jabbing them if you can avoid it... tongues are nice, fingers are good if you don't get too rough, but you gotta be careful to pick something pretty smooth if you're gonna use a hard object. Firmly stuffed animals with short, very soft fur are my favorite.
>> Anonymous
>>503944
Makes sense. It's just that after seeing so many other hard objects like tables and such, a pillow seemed like quite the opposite kind of tool.
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>>503953
Tables and hard things just hurt like bloody fuck. But then again, I don't like pillows unless they're feather pillows, because foam ones are too thin and useless.
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>> Anonymous
Tables can be nice. You just have to go in at the right angle.
>> Anonymous
>>503971
hahahah
>> Anonymous
I used to grind up against desk corners and bedposts for something different, but it's really not that comfortable for me. My best grinding comes from gripping a pillow or a pile of soft sheets (comforter is best) between my legs. That deals out plenty of friction and pressure without worrying about all that hard surface.
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>>504225
Sometimes I wish I was a chick... fapping is so boring.
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>>504285
Haha, yeah I can imagine the old standby of "up-down-up-down" would get stale pretty quickly!

Another one I like is the corner of the fridge, lol. Smooth, rounded edge, and it's pretty cool so it gives a rather unique sensation <3
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>>504290
Bah, now you're just making me feel jealous. Oh, the possibilities.
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Image limit hit already? Well i couldnt stand to see such a great thread not fulfill its potential.
>> Anonymous
Well, moar is wanted.....not sure if there is any.
>> Anonymous
>>504285
you can still hump things
it gets about the same result
i think prolonging it heightens the pleasure, but men are impatient
>> Anonymous
>>503944
Desks and the like work if you rub up against them using your labia majora, which in turn rub your clit.
>> Anonymous
>>504294
Don't be too jealous. At least with guys you're almost guaranteed to be able to orgasm. I can't feel a goddamn thing.
>> Anonymous
This thread is... unique.
>> Anonymous
>>504499
I find fapping to be kind of like running. You reach a point where you think you can't take it any more, but if you have the determination and a bit of patience (you have to take short breaks now and then), you can hit your "second wind." Usually, if I have the time to do it, I take at least 3 hours, and I end up having to force myself to finish for lack of time (gotta sleep at some point...), even though I could go on longer; it makes the end result a lot more satisfying (you pretty much explode, and it leaves your body shaking for a while). That's for dry fapping, though; using lube and other things to help makes me last maybe 1-2 hours. Fun stuff. :)
>> Anonymous
>>504924
Yeah I know, stop and go, stop and go...
and the end result is more satisfying.

>dry fapping
Ouch
>> Anonymous
>>504927
It doesn't hurt at all, actually. Using smooth/soft blankets works quite well, as does certain sweaters.
>> Anonymous
Please share the rest of your life story on jerking off for over 3 hours at a time.
>> Anonymous
>>504936
I think I'll pass on that. Some of the things I've done (or want to do) are pretty embarrassing, even just to think about...what I've said so far is as detailed as I will get. Sorry to disappoint.
>> Anonymous
wtf is up with girls and tables?

i'm a girl and i don't hump tables... only stuffed animals ;~;
>> Anonymous
fapping=as long as i have. if i have 20 minutes and am really fucking horny, i get off asap. if i have as much time as i want i prolong it as long as i can, cum once, then youre too fucking tired to do anything else.
>> Anonymous
I think part of it is the thought, "What if a girl humped this table?" Kind of like indirect kissing, only more mysterious and sexy.
>> Anonymous
>>503404
Looks like Makoto Sawatari. If not... is it some other CG by Key?
>> Anonymous
>>504924

Are you a girl or a guy?
>> Anonymous
I never realised the beauty of grinding until this thread...
>> Anonymous
>>503455
Oh god.. it's cute
>> Anonymous
>>504942
You ever jacked off in front of a mirror? Because I have.
>> Anonymous
From this topic, I know now why girls have so many stuffed animal toys in their bedrooms...
>> Anonymous
This thread is epic
>> Anonymous
By the way... this made me wonder, why are there so many girls on /e/? Unless they're some faggots pretending to be. Not that I mind, in fact I love it, could almost fap to the comments in this thread.
>> Anonymous
You are why there are no girls on the internet, good sir.
>> Anonymous
Am I the only one that rubs the tip of my dick to jack off?
Or does anyone else do this?
>> Anonymous
>>505229
It makes the resulting orgasm very powerful.. I like to do it before I go to sleep.
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>>505229
No, we usually just squeeze our balls until we pass out.
>> Anonymous
>>505272
Lol.
>> Anonymous
>>505272
Basically it.
>> Anonymous
>>505229
Do you not have enough penis to hold? All you got is the tip?
>> Anonymous
>>505306
Ohnoes, How did you know? D:
>> Anonymous
>>505121
Because some girls, such as myself, find other girls attractive. Incredibly novel concept I know, but as bewildering as it may seem, it's true.
>> Anonymous
i got hard.
>> Anonymous
ITT innocent girls being raped by tables
>> Anonymous
what's the problem with dry fapping? If you are doing it correctly your skin moves in sync with your hand. The only friction is a soft friction between your skin and the cartilage or whatever underneath.
>> Anonymous
Moar?
>> Anonymous
>>505024
I'm a guy.
>>505048
Yeah, but I haven't for a long time though.
>> Anonymous
This thread is somewhat priceless.

>>505080
I do have plenty of stuffed animals, but I couldn't use them for such a purpose. Srsly.
>> Anonymous
MOAR.