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Saber Aries Auricus
Behold the King, the King of Kings.
>> Aries Auricus
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On your knees dog. All hail.
>> Aries Auricus
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Bow down to the, bow down to the King!
Bow down to the, bow down to the King!
>> Anonymous
nope, die
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>>365634
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>> Anonymous
maor... must fap to slight muscles and ambiguity
>> Arcane !uP/3qlrDNA
>>365658
To pay for your crimes, you must know justice. In most places, the good nature in man is prevalent, and in its commonality man fails to recognize it. To conceal your crimes, you must know violence. To conceal your crimes, you must know authority. Yet in some places, the evil heart of man is greater, and in darkness existence becomes distinct. 100 saints, and one sinner. For the sake of balance, the malignant lord must outshine the benign masses, and their rivalry shall benefit the mighty, who rule with wickedness. Such is the origin of the fifth judgement.

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Hail to the King, baby.
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[Captain] Our king is the god of war. He always stands on the frontline and does not know -
[Soldier 1] “She,” sir.
[Captain] What was that?
[Soldier 1] Our king is a woman, sir.
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that.
[Captain] He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat! No one can stand in the way of-
[Soldier 1] Forgive me for speaking out of turn, Captain, but that’s definitely a woman.
[Soldier 3] Though it might be a man with coconuts in his armor.
[Soldier 2] Are you trying to say that our king carries fruits in her chest?
[Captain] His chest! Look! Our king’s dauntless figure has not changed since he-
[Soldier 1] “She,’ sir.
[Captain] QUIET! Our king has not changed since he pulled out the sword of selection! The king does not age, and he certainly does not walk around with coconuts pressed to his chest!
[Soldier 3] So our king is a woman.
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that!
[Soldier 1] I’m so glad that I’m not the only one here that can see the blooming obvious!
[Captain] Stop speaking of our king as if he were some common two-pence tramp! He, and I do mean he, is the incarnation of a dragon! He will lead us to victory against-
[Soldier 1] “She,” sir!
[Captain] I’ve had enough out of you!
[Soldier 1] With all due respect, Captain, you’re a bloody loony! I am loyal to the king, but the king is a woman!
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that!
[Soldier 3] I wouldn’t mind having a quickie with her, if you know what I mean!
[Captain] ENOUGH! Our king is the blooming god of war! He does not walk around with coconuts in his chest, he is not quite a looker, and there will be no having quickies with our king!
[Saber] Is there a problem, Captain?
[Captain] Y… your majesty, I-
[Soldier 1] Your majesty… you’re a woman, right?
[Saber] …my gender is meaningless. I am the wielder of Excalibur and the King of Britain.
[Soldier 3] …so she’s a hermaphrodite?
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>>365963
lol was waiting for someone to repost that.
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>>365966
I knew you were and so I obliged.
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>> Anonymous
even if saber had a penis, i'd still...oh fucking god, saber, you've made me a faggot!
>> Anonymous
Saber wears pantyhose. I would bow down and do her every command.
>> ????
mirrormoon couldn't translate their asses out of unisex outhouse