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Humping Nick !M.eV4k5ljI
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>>350163
Demand moar of humping furniture.
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>> sage
These threads always make me wonder if girls actually hump shit like this?
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Is this too much for /e/?
>> Anonymous
>>350180
I did it once. It got too messy.
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>> sage sage
>>350184

I always thought it wouldn't provide enough friction or whatever. Quite hot as a fantasy either way, thanks for sharing.
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>> Joobles
>>350184
Messy?
>> Anonymous
>>350195
Curious too!
>> Anonymous
>>350184

Messy? I've done it a few times and it's never messy for me..
>> Anonymous
>>350168
Household objects have it good huh?
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not enough humping pictures in existence to fill this thread

but this one is good
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how's this?
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>>350180
Yes, especially pillows. Any stimulation to the clitoris is nice.

>>350187
Too much friction against girlparts = bad. We don't need friction like guys do (ie hold and stroke), we just need a bit of pressure and movement.
>> Anonymous
>>350395
ok thanks
>> Anonymous
>>350395
good to know :3
>> Spooky Doom
>>350395
Girls? On my internets?
>> Anonymous
>>350433
It's more likely than you think!
>> Anonymous
>>350433
Seriously, I sent my girlfriend a few image urls from here and she's never been the same since. And yes, according to her, all you need is a little movement for stimulation and something entertaining to think about...
It was the oddest moment in my life when I realized that girls have libido. Even odder was when I found out that they perhaps have even more then we do.
What was worse was when I found out girls have more ways to have fun than we guys do...
The moment was along the lines of:
"There's more than grip and pound for girls?... Wait, they can do what?"
Honestly, find me a guy who can get off without any physical stimulation. Thats right, just their mind..
I dare you...
>> Anonymous
>>350492
Some girls can hardly get off at all, though. At least it's easy for guys.

But yes, grinding against household objects is very popular. Especially among little girls who do it on accident. Very disturbing while you're babysitting.
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>>350496
Reminds me of this.
>> Anonymous
u noe its stuff like this that makes me wish i was an inanimate object

>>350501
LOL XD
>> Anonymous
This is also why girl LOOOOVE riding horses, especially without the saddle.
>>350496
>>350492
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I have a few of these that came with downloading from the self pleasure board on iichan.
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>> Anonymous
>>350492

It does vary from girl to girl, like it varies from guy to guy.

Some guys are so completely apathetic towards sex, they seldom even feel the need to whack off, much less get it on with a partner. Crazy, but true.

Some girls I've known were a little like that too, at least as far as I knew. Others played the game right back with the guys. And a couple were the horniest little things I've ever seen.

Girls do have their troubles with it though. Guys figure out how to get off easy. Girls typically have some trouble figuring out what works for them.
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>> Bob
>>350586
Some guys are so completely apathetic towards sex, they seldom even feel the need to whack off...


^That describes me pretty well...
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>> Anonymous
moar pillow jump
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The rest are kinda... messy.
>> Anonymous
>>350633
messy is good.
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>>350641
Alrighty then.
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>> Blue
Well, that was about it anyhow, limit's been hit.
>> Anonymous
Interesting thread "of the year"!
>> Anonymous
I think I have a new fetish now.
>> Anonymous
>>350678
signed
>> Anonymous
>>350492

Umm, I can. I read about that ages ago and though 'hey that would be cool'. It barely worked at first, but gradually got easier/better until I managed to actually come that way. Takes longer though, which actually seems to make it more satisfying...
I think it might have helped, that I also had autogenic training courses...
>> Anonymous
>>350817

Uh... how?
>> Anonymous
>>350823

Well, mental imaging, whatever turns you on and onwards from there... At first I didn't manage much more than just getting aroused, but it gradually got more arousing and into 'feels good' territory each time I guess. Took a few months, I'd say.
>> Anonymous
It does sound very much possible.
>> Anonymous
We need another thread of this.
>> Anonymous
>>350880

Come on... no way. unreal! Although I'm compelled to try it myself. Wouldn't hurt to try after all. I guess.
>> Anonymous
>>350180
Only if it's someone's thigh, hand, or my own heel (tucking leg up under you in public = foolproof public masturbation position). Any hard objects are way too rigid to be comfy unless it's a particularly smooth or giving material, like certain furniture. The ends of desks strike me as funny because they're usually sharp corners and that's not fun.
>> Anonymous
Lots of women have a raging libido, they just have been emotionally conditioned by society to ignore it. Unlike we men, who feel a constant, un-ignorable urge to get off because of testosterone, I've heard it described that it's more a light nagging than "OMG GOTTA FUCK." Most women don't even notice it, but it's always there for them, too. Girls that do notice it feel it like any of us would, they just don't have an uncontrollable piece of flesh getting in the way to alert them like 'HEY, YOU'RE HORNY' so their sexual response is slightly less ridiculous than ours.
>> Paper Cat
>>351139
Wow, tell us more, Mr. Science!
>> Anonymous
>>351139
Either way, in the end they rarely express it or act like they care when compared to men in general.

Good thing there's no need to be "repressed" about this stuff when on 4chan. Freeeeedom is good.
>> Anonymous
>>350187thanks for sharing.

Then why are you sageing, dumbass?
>> Anonymous
anyone up for making a humping thread no# 2?
>> Anonymous
sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>350183

Oops I meant sauce for this...
>> Anonymous
when girls rub funiture or their finger on their clit does it get all wet and sticky every where as much as hentai makes it look?
>> Anonymous
>>351280
When guys ejaculate, is it in huge volumes like hentai makes it look?

No, my friend.
>> Anonymous
>>351296
depends i think on the guy
so the answer is yes and no
>> Anonymous
this thread is very educational
>> DS
>>351303
Actually, the answer is "no" and "not really"
You may or may not have been watching porn. Porn is just as bad at exaggerating the amounts of certain types of liquid that the human body can produce.
The maximum amount of sperm a man can shoot, if he shoots his full, entire load - which is usually not the case - then it can never realistically exceed 30cl which it frequently does. So "no" there is no way real life sperm could ever 'spring forth' in the excessive amounts they do in porn/hentai. There are ways around this... such as injecting things into your pouch, etc. Interested in more information sir? Maybe next time you'll not go to the porno industry for sex education.

Where was i.
Oh right. This is hot. We need another thread.
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