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Reeeal catgirl? Me like the pretty
Ok, got a question for /e/.
You have a catgirl for a girlfriend. She nuzzles you and purrs, all the good stuff. But she also: Claws you, bites, swipes your food, spills your drinks, throws up at bad times, sheds, chews/cuts your electric cords, and fucks with your shit after you've said "Cat, I told you not to fuck with that shit."

Does /e/ want? Not want? Please share your thoughts.
>> Anonymous
you need to discipline your cat. Mine has the fear of god put into it when I call it's name.
>> Anonymous
bitch would become an outside cat
>> Anonymous
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Doggirls on the other hand, like to lick you and play around, with much less maintainance.
>> Aleolus
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A nice squirt-gun should keep her in line well. Plus, she'd be too tired from all the fucking to mess with stuff.

Nao post catgirls!
>> Anonymous
Well, considering that a catgirl is significantly smarter than the average house cat, it's pretty uncommon for them to be chewing on electric wires, theoretically.
>> RiderFan !!o7sFgCyZbre
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>>549773
Wolf Girl.
>> Me like the pretty
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>>549773
>>549779
Licking is good.
>> Anonymous
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This thread is quickly becoming cat-girls versus dog-girls.
>> Anonymous
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Some cats actually enjoy water. It's mostly spoiled housecats that find it shocking.
>> Anonymous
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I used to be an exclusive fan of catgirls, but Horo has broadened my horizons considerably.
>> Me like the pretty
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>>549802
Horo? I am intrigued.
>> Anonymous
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>>549804
"Horo Meets Spicy Wolf" or "Spicy Wolf" depending upon the media. Look it up.
>> Anonymous
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This thread is now about Horo.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>549779
FUCKING SAUCE
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Enchant69
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>>549764
I'd tie her up and dicipline her good if she were a bad kitty.
Clawing and biting can be great now and then.
>> RiderFan !!o7sFgCyZbre
>>549827
Read the filename.
>> Anonymous
If I had a catgirl she would be tied up and gagged in my basement.
>> Me like the pretty
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>>549837
Slow down there. Don't wanna win the thread too early.
>> Anonymous
Honestly, I want a catgirl for a gf. As long as:

- she isn't a complete anthro though. A tail, small ears, nice & firm legs & claws instead of nails is enough IMO.
- we were in some hot-as-hell jungle. Sets the atmosphere for epic orgasms.
>> Me like the pretty
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>>549879
Oh yeah yeah yeah, no mang. We're not talking furry here. Your description is spot on, but I wasn't thinking claws.
>> Anonymous
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>> Enchant69
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>>549879
Hmmmm, yea. The jungle setting would be awesome.

But here in the city, I think Natsuki Sasahara from Hyper Police is the kind of catgirl I would like as a GF.
>> Anonymous
>>549779

source please?
>> Anonymous
I would probably have various levels of punishment for my kitty. Starting with a firm "no, bad girl" for minor things, then moving up to a squirt gun spray to the face if she is really bad. If she wont let up and keeps acting like a bad girl, she will lose her clothes privileges and I will demean her by treating her like a regular cat. If she is still bad, then she is not allowed to walk upright and has to walk on her hands and knees. Beyond that, there is time out in her cage. In no way would I use sex as a punishment, it would be a reward. Doing something cute or nice will grant her a kiss on the nose or a little scratch on her lower back (catgirls like that too!). I may even let her sit on my lap when she eats and give her a little rubdown. If she is really good then I will let her lay down were she pleases, maybe on the table or the kitchen counter. If she has been really good and I get her "in the mood" then I will fuck her however she wants. I will always associate sex with reward and love. She can have sex with any girlfriends I have or she can join us in a threesome, as long as she plays nice and doesn't get jealous. She will probably love the crap out of me, as I only but my catgirls when they are little kittens. I would probably buy two or three, catgirls aren't all that large.
>> Anonymous
Want or don't want, it doesn't matter.

4chan has been so bad, god has killed all the catgirls ten times over by now. There wouldn't be any left for us anons who don't have necro fetishes.
>> Anonymous
I'd give her catnip. just to see how'd she act.
>> Me like the pretty
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>>550234
I hope this anon is female. Really.
>> Anonymous
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I'm allergic to cats, so catgirls are also probably a no.

Doggirls, however...
>> Anonymous
Punishment for my cat girl would sexsexsex
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sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
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followed by more sex.
>> Anonymous
>>550369
Well I'm not, but standard government issued catgirls for lesbian couples is a great idea. I am glad you thought of it. :D
>> Mr.X !ORz5OBKxS6
My cats act like ass they get thrown across the room,suppose that'd work for cat girls too...
>> Anonymous
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well well well what do we have here a cat vs dog fight....
I think I will prefer nekomimi for being sexy but inumimi is more like a cute slave so what should I do?....
>> Anonymous
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I cant decide..
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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But the this comments
>>550234
>>550369
made me realize that if you are a women I think is sexier if you have a nekomimi lesbian action, I dont think that it will be the same with a inumimi...
>> Anonymous
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still inumimis are hot
>> Anonymous
>>549779
fox?
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>>550401
Duder, I was gonna say "Why you gotta break balls?" but your redeemed yourself. Bravo.
But also, if I had a catgirl, all mine. ALL MINE. None of this "other girlfriend" business.

>>550413
And nonsense, other anon! Just imagine her tail wagging- and girls would be so gentle petting each other. How sweet.
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>>550401
Duder, I was gonna say "Why you gotta break balls?" But then you redeemed yourself. Bravo.
Also, if I had a catgirl, all mine. ALL MINE. None of this "other girlfriend" business.

>>550413
And nonsense, other anon! Just imagine her tail wagging- and girls would be so gentle petting each other. How sweet.
>> Anonymous
OP sounds like he's describing a normal everyday woman.

This thread confuses me.
>> Anonymous
having a real catgirl as a girlfriend! Are you mad! The percentage of her getting rape/molested will skyrocket up to 9000%
>> Anonymous !Sg.BEARZY.
yeah...
>> Anonymous
>>550434

Minus chewing on electrical cords...Yeah. That's about right.
>> Anonymous
torrent, rapidshare link ?
>> FakeGuy
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If its s freakin catgirl it doesnt matter how bad she is cause... Id have a freakin CATGIRL!

also catgirls are way hotter then dogchicks since cats are a more feminine pet and therefore go together with girls better then those masculine dogs, also cats are flexible and purr and lick themselves and you and rub against your legs andplay with yarn and sleep in cute ways and curl up into little balls. need i say more?
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>>550413
Sure it will.. Oh my just imagining being the "master"(mistress) of a big ol female security dog. Muscular enough to be strong and sexy but not enough to look like a guy.

I'd come home from a long day of work to have her waiting silently at the door, trying not to show how much she missed me, though on some days she couldn't handle it and would pin me against the wall(possibly picking me up cause I'd be a tiny owner) and licking all over my face while copping a feel at parts of me.

I'd say she should be a 6'0-6'5" size security dog, and I'd like to be 4-5"-5'0" in height.

I'd walk around the kitchen getting some dinner ready for both of us and when we finally got to eat sometimes she might eat out of a bowl on the floor just to see how cute it is. But when we're eating at the table she'd make me sit in her lap while eating so that I didn't have to sit on a cold chair. Though while half of her reasoning would be that she was over-protective, she'd also be stealing glances down my cleavage probably.

After dinner we'd snuggle on a couch and watch some tv for a bit or read a book maybe.

Later I'd give her a bath which would be a lot of work for me. Of course after she was done I'd have to try and fend off any tongue bath she wanted to give me in return, but the number of victories in this goal would be quite few.

Eventually we'd be laying in bed ready for bed, when of course being a it of a masculine(tom boyish) guard dog, she'd get those urges to mount her mate. And no one would be better than her tiny owner, who she had claimed as her "bitch" long ago by now. Pinning me to the bed and slobbering "doggy kisses" all over my face with her tongue and lips while positioning me to ride me until she was satisfied.

Then afterwards I'd lay ontop of her and go to sleep with my puppy, the nexy day I'd wake up to her licking my face.

(couldn't find a dog girl picture to fit this description)
>> Anonymous
>>550468

You have not seen women when they get sufficiently pissed off that you spend so much time on the computer, have you?
>> Anonymous
>>550551
>> Wicked Lester !!KLaM9FNPSLm
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what about catgirl maids?
they can take care of the home while you're at work/school,and then take care of your personal needs when you return
>> Wicked Lester !!KLaM9FNPSLm
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the ultimate companion/maid/home defense system in 1 hot little package
>> FakeGuy
>>550551
bwabwabwabaabaaa <nose bleeds>
>> H
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I saw a 10% thread and came as fast as I could.
>> Me like the pretty
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In terms of doggirls, I'd look forward to petting them, too. It is a girlfriend after all. She'd wiggle around on the floor mongering belly rubs like a total attention whore, and eventually lift her shirt up around her neck to get her breasts petted too. More fun for both of us. And being a doggy, she'd want it doggy style and just get into position friskily when she wants it. Then the tail wagging uncontrollably would tickle me the whole time. Can't get over that.
>> Anonymous
You people are fucking sad. "My catgirl girlfriend"-this, "My dog-chick girlfriend"-that... *Vomits* ...

... So, anyway, I want a catgirl. Dog-chicks are cool, but... eh, was never into 'em, myself. With a catgirl you /know/ that, not only will she be fucking adorable and /hot/? but she'll piss off when you're into something else. She'd lay around and nap or whatever. Not to mention that kitty-cat yawns from a tiny hottie...? man, just too adorable.

But yeah, you people suck.
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>>550690
Big surprise, bud. We're on 4chan.
>> RiderFan !!o7sFgCyZbre
>>550690
You posted on 4chan, you're now just as bad as we are.
"Oneof us! One of Us!"
>> Anonymous
I think several people missed #550690's attempt at irony. XD
>> Anonymous
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This thread needs this picture.
>> Anonymous
hell of a spoiled cat is all id have.
>> Anonymous
i have a submissive girlfriend who dresses up for me and doesnt fuck with my shit so i think i win
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>>550708
Oh, you guize. I didn't- it's just that the proper response to that, I believe, is "Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay" ironic or not.
>> Anonymous
>>549804

Sauce, please? There's always need for moar Haunting Ground anything.
>> Me like the pretty
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>>551043
I got this from someone else's thread in /r/ fairly recently, not knowing it was from something.
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>>550726
I thank you anon for this picture that I forgot I liked so much. I reward you and the rest of the anons who share the catgirl interest with me with this...
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...and this. Though I must agree that Horo is starting to turn me too.
>> Anonymous
thread is relevant to my interests
>> Anonymous
Another thing about a cat girl is her mouth and pussy would probably smell the same.
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>>551061
Make her brush...
See, a catGIRL has opposable thumbs and all that good stuff.
>> Anonymous
This anon wants. How is it any fucking different than a normal girl?
>> Anonymous
>>549773

yo if you think dogs are less maintenance than cats someone should probably take your dogs away from you
>> Anonymous
>>549773
I am in agreement with this. I never did like cats. They were once worshiped as gods, and I don't think they ever forgot it. Thanks Egypt, thanks a lot.
>> Anonymous
I've had a cat and a dog at the same time. The cat was much more low maitenance than the dog! The only thing she does that agravates me is meow to wake me up just so I can open doors to places she doesn't even need to go, but catgirls have hands so, OH YEAH!

Also, wouldn't a catgirl be a little more like a person to the affect that she wouldn't claw shit up. Then again, I guess I should ask the question, how much of a catgirl are we talking about. The more furry you get, the mor like a cat she will act. I would prefer one like Natsuki from Hyper Police.
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What about a rabbit girl?
>> Anonymous
>>551103
NO
>> Anonymous
>>551103
Unless we're talking about Usagi-chan.
>> Anonymous
omg you are all furries
>> Anonymous
>>550261

this man is brilliant. and to answer the question if i'd hit it?

fuck, i'd make a lifetime commitment to it.
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If the catgirl in question is going to do all that and I have a choice then no, too much hassle.

However!

Any catgirl not furry wouldn't do those types of things. In which case the answer becomes "yes!"
>> Anonymous
This makes me want to find a small, short girl and stick a butt plug with a tail attached in her fanny. Then add a pair of ears and tell her to walk on here hands and knees and we are good!

How much would a good quality prostitute charge for this sort of treatment? 3k for a weekend? She would get a few free meals and a place to stay for the weekend, she just needs to stay the part the whole time.
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my love for catgirls grew more thxs to Blade, I mean what can it be more wonderful than a loli catgirl...I will have two, so they can fight over me, cats are so possessive.
>> Anonymous
>>550261I'd give her catnip. just to see how'd she act.

Not a bad idea. Contrary to popular belief, catnip doesn't make cats high - it makes them horny.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Why-Catnip-Induces-Sexual-Arousal-In-Cats-55984.shtml
>> Anonymous
cat teeth, cat tongue, cat claws human hands cat ears/tail obviously, but have to be of a human type hair/fur

as for how cat and how girl she is.. purs, yet talks like a human, walks like a human, but can be persuaded to crawl like a cat and lay down like a cat.

also, id have over 30 of them
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i love this picture for some weird reason
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this thread makes me laugh because my friend's last g/f kinda took the cat thing a little too far. Were talking something cat related in all of her usernames on the internet, making cat noises, wearing cat ears sometimes; the works. I think she was a closet furry and that probably ended the relationship.

she was the right type for him physically so I can understand why things lasted as long as they did.

she kinda looks like this but short hair. she had a nice ass.
>> Anonymous
Are u asking /e/ permission to beat your girlfriend?
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seems like the perfect mix
>> Anonymous
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can it be caturday now?
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>> Anonymous
>>551542

Holy fuck thats hot!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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i have been pondering said question all day..
>> Anonymous
No need to worry, you guys. If you ever manage to score a real girl you'll find they have plenty of other problems for you to deal with.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>551103
Rabbits are known to eat their own shit. This has possibilities, but not to my liking.
>> Wolf
WANT! i can change her.
>> Anonymous
So do i get my rams upgraded?

or my porns deleted?
>> Anonymous
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>>552165Rabbits are known to eat their own shit.

Fun fact: They don't chew it, they swallow it whole. Again, certain possibilities, but I'll pass.
>> Anonymous
Pretty much sounds like most women anyway AMIRITE GUYS? Guys? Srsly...u guys.
>> Anonymous
>>552165
*fap fap fap*
>> Anonymous
>>549764
I already have a cat that does all those things, but isn't a human/cat hybrid with tits and a pussy that will fuck me. So... Yes, I would definitely want a Catgirl girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
Catgirl most certainly worth it.
>> Anonymous
>>553440
seconded. no loss, only gain.
>> Anonymous
>>550246

I'm a catgirl and I'm not dead yet.
>> Anonymous
I'd take a cat girlfriend without the throwing up,chewing on my chords and making a mess. Oh yeah and good english skills. Hell If you can give me that I'll take two.

The messing with my stuff would be kinda cute (to a certain extent)
>> Anonymous
>>550234

This should totally be copypasta.
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>>551124

USAMIMI HIJACK TIEM?
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>> Anonymous
As a person who has two cats I find this thread disturbing.
>> Anonymous
>>554139
Yeah, your the second person who liked it. I think I will expand it more.

I would be tempted to have a catgirl breeding program, but that would break my heart to have to give away the adorable little loli kittens. First, pregnancy would be easy enough, as we all know that cat girls can only have kittens from a human male. She would probably be in heat, this would be obvious by the fact that she is rubbing against me all the time, trying to be romantic and just generally havening a amazing appetite for sex. The poor thing will probably be suffering from all sorts of cramps and will probably just love struck with me. Cat's, when in heat, are more overwhelmed by there menstruation, so the best thing a man can do for a cat-girl in heat is too simply hump her down and fill her up. This is the best time to start trying for kittens is when she is about 16 years old, as cat girls hit puberty much earlier than humans, usually at age 9 or 10. This gives her plenty of experience with being in heat and it also makes sure that she is mentally ready. Plus who wouldn't want to cherish the days of having a ten year old cat-girl in heat and hitting on you? One thing to note, cat-girls reach the age of consent usually when they are 15. Make sure to check your local laws for exceptions, as sometimes it can be as high as 17 in bible country and as low as 13 in more loose states, there is no federal law pertaining to cat-girls yet.
>> Anonymous
>>554158
Continued

Now after you have filled her up with plenty of your toothpaste of love, her "in heat" state should come to an end soon. After about a week you may want to start making her pee on the magic stick to see if she is going to be a momma. Dont be afraid to keep having regular sex during the whole week long wait, just don't be to rough as she will probably be soar and cramped up from all that sex and from being in heat. Remember, this is going to be a rough 7 (yes, 7) month gestation period before she finally has the kitten-girls, so make her feel good and be easy on her small frame. The first four months she is going to fatten up very slowly, but during the last three she will become a grub as cat-girls tend to have three or four babies at a time, sometimes going as high as twelve. A single kitten is a rarity. Giving birth will be easy as kittens are always smaller than human babies. The first six months after birth the kitten's will need diapers and cannot talk, though they develop faster than human babies. Instead of going "goo goo gah gah" like human babies, kitten-girls simple *meow* at there mommy and daddy. Cat girls take a few months longer than humans to learn how to walk upright, but in turn they talk earlier (though they still *meow* like crazy) and they are potty trained earlier.
>> Anonymous
>>554159
Continued

Kitten's sleep 12 hours a day amazingly but when they are awake they are VERY active. Momma will probably be very busy breast feeding two at a time, so dad may need to step in and distract the kitten's from there hunger by playing with them. Just don't toss them into the air as they don't land on there feet, though they are pretty resilient, they will just start whining and crying non-stop if you toss them a couple feet up and they make a dull *thud* on the bed mattress.

Enjoy your new kittens! Momma is ready for another batch just a month or so after giving birth, just make sure not to have intense sex right in front of one of your kitten's as they are nosy and may walk in on you! God knows how many times I have been screwing my cat-girl for another batch of kitten's when she suddenly squeals realizing it wasn't me who was sucking her erect nipples. Kitten-girls are hard to traumatize though, its just that they expect the same treatment momma gets when they hit puberty. It is a shock to come into your bedroom and find a ten year old cat-girl sprawled out naked, sweaty, wet and horny wanting daddy to do to her what he did to mommy. HOW DO YOU SAY NO TO THAT? D;
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>> Truth !AvFdWRMmM.
>>554158
>>554159
>>554160

Shut the fuck up and either post some pictures or get out.
>> Anonymous
I'd take a cat girl if it was just a girl with cat features (tail,ears,playfulness) but I don't want a girl that acts just like a cat. If I wanted that I would've had sex with my cat before I got rid of her.
>> Anonymous
>>554174
Fuck you.

Dont want to read it then skip it. Fag.