5) Foot massages. Anywhere. Anytime. No questions asked.4) Fancy a pedicure? You've got it.3) Need your toenails painted? No problem.2) Want someone to go shoe shopping with you? Can't wait!1) So you like to have your toes sucked, eh? Prepare to have your world rocked.BONUS: It pays to have someone around who will gladly turn themselves into a makeshift stepping stool and/or footrest anytime you want it.ITT feet, as far as the eye can see.Also, do you think the aforementioned list would be a good selling point when trying to get a girl you like to date you? :(
>>515174I fucking miss Married with Children!!! Best black comedy show ever!
Full picture.
>>515296Holy shit RIDERFAN!...I had no idea you had the ability to be funny!
>>515296What about Bernie Mac?
>>515412Black as in dark style humor. Not black as in skin tone.
<--------- /v/ is that way
>>515468Wut? no, /v/ should be that way ----->Anyway this was a feet thread...
>good selling pointsYeah, but then you'd have to actually do all those things.
>>515478And thats bad because..?
>>515480I like girl's feet BUT I don't feel aroused by:- painted toenails- shoes except sandals- shoppingAnd finally:I WANT footjobs!
>>515483Oh yeah, and I'm NOT a chair!
>>515420It most certainly is not a black comedy. It's a regular comedy. There isn't anything dark or bleak or such in it.
>>515471/v/ loves the feets. Hence /v/ is ?