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Pisces Girl Anonymous
Even without astrology, rumors have spread about the charms of a Pisces female. She has her negative points, to be sure, but at first glance she's every man's grade school valentine, with maybe just a touch of a Playboy bunny to add some pepper. We might as well admit that the modern, emancipated woman, with her cast-iron image, has made the Pisces girl's value shoot even higher. With all that freedom from the feminine mystique clouding the air over lover's lane, the demure, pretty, helpless Neptune creature has to beat off the men with big sticks.
>> Anonymous
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It's hardly surprising that she's at a premium. The Neptune female seldom tries to overshadow her man, married or single. She hasn't the slightest hidden, neurotic desire to dominate him in any way. He can pull out her chair, put on her coat, whistle for the taxi, light her cigarette and talk about how wonderful he is to his heart's content. All she wants is that he should protect her and care for her. She's happily content to lean on his big broad shoulder and let him know, with wide-eyed wonder, how strong he is, and how much she needs him in this scary world. Just think of all those wolves out there, waiting to devour Red Riding Hoods. It's enough to make a girl get out her smelling salts.
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A Pisces woman thinks her mate, lover, boy friend, brother, father-in fact, any man-can lick the whole world with one hand tied behind his back, and it takes a surprisingly small amount of her touching faith to convince them of the same thing, men being the way they are. And you wonder why she's so popular? The Pisces girl is a cozy, calm haven of tranquility for her proud male, far from the noise of the frame and the ticker tape machines. The lights in her fish pond are soft and dim. They soothe tired eyes which have been blasted by neon and all those silly little figures at the stock market she couldn't understand to save her life. (Though if it would really save her life, she would sharpen her pencil.)
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In the winter she wears fluffy angora mittens. In the Spring she wears dainty, full skirts. Summers will find her in a brief bikini. In the fall she'll look adorable sitting beside you at football games, with her hands in your pockets to keep them warm, and asking you the score. She is eternally feminine in all seasons. At the risk of making an understatement, men are drawn to her like bumblebees to a honey pot.
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A short conversation with her, and a man instantly relaxes. He pictures a glowing, crackling fire on a chilly night, or he sees himself in a hammock on a balmy spring day, with no one to nag him. She makes it clear that she'll never blame him for any problems in his career or any accidental mistakes. It's always someone else's fault. Not her man's. She'll never press him to get ahead faster. His own pace is perfect with her. Need I explain why the female fish makes the most dangerous other woman of all the Sun signs? Flash! Maritime warning: After marriage she may nudge a little. To be truthful, she may nudge a lot. In a way, it serves you right for letting yourself be so blinded by her charms. Lots of times she'll even be bitterly sarcastic, but every woman has to have some flaws, and the Pisces girl will be gentle far more often than she's quarrelsome. She has to be goaded by extreme cruelty or laziness in a mate to be a shrew-and who's to say a cruel or lazy husband doesn't deserve it? Not me. I'm with her.
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Besides, her delectable femininity covers any minor deficiencies, and most of the time the typical Neptune girl is soft, dreamy and womanly. Since the fish swims in both directions at once, she adapts beautifully and quietly to conflicting situations that would turn other women into nervous Nellies. Of course, now and then, some cranky words and irritable chatter may bubble up from her normally placid stream of thought. Occasionally a sensitive Neptune female who has suffered harsh treatment at an early age will allow bitterness to break the two symbolic fish of her sign apart-and this can be very sad. She becomes a lonely, miserable Piscean, always swimming furiously, and meeting herself everywhere she dives down to escape-never realizing that the turning inward of her endless love and sympathy toward herself is the real poison. Drugs and drink and false illusions hide the truth from her and blind her to the rocks in the river that might destroy her. But the average Neputune girl keeps both symbolic fish joined firmly together in smooth action, gliding softly first back, then a little forward, so you're never quite sure exactly which way she's headed. Pisces is said to be a deep, mysterious sea, into which all rivers flow. You'll have a better chance of catching her if you know some of her elusive secrets. What makes her swim?
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Like the March winds, your Pisces girl will have many a mood. She's terribly sentimental, and when her feelings are wounded she can cry buckets. She'll look at you so reproachfully you'll feel as if you'd just shot a small rabbit. Pisces females sometimes get the idea they're hopelessly unequipped for the fierce battles and driving ambition required to survive. Then deep depression sets in. At these times you'll have to tell her she's admired for her deep, mysterious wisdom and her blessed understanding by every single human she has ever graced with her friendship. It's usually the gospel truth. The hardest lesson she has to learn is to overcome her timidity and her doubts. If the fears go deep, she'll shut herself off from others, then wonder why she's lonely. She's often afraid of imposing, pushing too hard, taking advantage, when such thoughts are in no one's head but hers.
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Now and then a Pisces girl will cover her shyness and vulnerability with wisecracks, a sophisticated veneer and a frigid independent personality, but it's merely a cloak of protection, worn to hide her uncertainty from the prying eyes of rough people who would bruise her genfle heart if she exposed it. I know one who pours out her real soul by writing lovely song lyrics with a secret message woven in the shades of her soft, very private dreams. When she's not writing, she's the picture of the brittle, callous, career woman she wants people to see. Yet, even this type of Pisces is unable to fight her Sun sign. With all her make-believe independence she waits on the curb and lets the man whistle for the cab. There are some things one just doesn't do, as far as Neptune women are concerned; not acting like a lady in public is one of them. She fools a lot of men who could quiet her inner fears and make her take back her frequent claim of, "Who needs a husband? They only mess up your life." Imagine a statement like that from a Piscean, who needs to belong to someone more than she needs to sleep, eat or breathe.
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A Pisces girl will give all of her heart to her children, except for the large chunk she saves for you. She'll love them all, but the ones who are uglier, weaker, smaller or sicker may have a slight edge with her. Only a Pisces movie star would pass up the little dimpled darlings and adopt a tiny, crippled tot with frightened eyes. Female fish are the greatest women in the world for understanding the shyness of small boys and the growing pains of awkward adolescent girls. A Piscean mother spins a thousand wispy, cobweb dreams over each bassinet. She'll sacrifice anything so her children can have what she was denied as a child. She may be too permissive. Administering discipline is difficult for her, and she must realize that a lack of firmness is often as bad as severe neglect. In a way, it is neglect, of building the small characters in her care, who need firm guidance to leam to swim alone. If she's guilty of too much softness, explain it to her kindly. She'll comprehend without bitterness, and begin to give the hairbrush a workout. Still many Neptune mothers manage a happy medium between discipline and kindness, and their offspring do them credit.
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A Pisces woman will gladly let you cam the bacon and cggplant. She'll probably prefer not to enter the brutal competition of the commercial world, unless you desperately need her to. She had enough of that (if she's a typical Neptune girl) when she worked for that big, confusing company while she was waiting for you to rescue her. Some, not all, but some Pisces women are a wee little bit extravagant. She may need some help figuring out why the bank's balance doesn't reconcile with her stubs, written in Sanskrit. Still, when an emergency forces her to adapt her champagne taste to a skim milk pocketbook, she'll manage.
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She listens to the ocean, and it tells her things. In the midst of the city, she still hears the waves of Neptune whispering to her Pisces heart more, perhaps, than she wants to know. Don't forget her birthday or your anniversary or the day you proposed. She won't.
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All girl. One hundred percent.
>> Anonymous
Hmmm. Any other greek mythology-girls you know of?
>> Anonymous
*blinks* As a Pisces girl, I feel oddly flattered by all this....

But I am a Plutoian Pisces... the dark step-sister of you have so eloquently described. The fish most likely to swim in dark waters and have more than a passing fancy for dreams of a more deviant sort.

Remember, a Pisces is linked to her other Water Sign brethren - be it the shifting and defensive, but ultimately domestic Moon-ruled Cancer, or the sharp, predatory, but deep and essentially wanting Scorpio guided by Mars and Pluto.

Just a warning to those who believe in all the romantic notions - Never step into the water without testing it first.
>> Anonymous
im a pisces to!!
but im a guy though so i guess it doesnt count that much...
>> Whut !TA0T5gpKEQ
A link would be fine, too.
>> Anonymous
I'm a scorpio guy.. Sadly that means every time I try to give the ladies the intercourses, my stinger kills them. HOW ZODIACCESSABLE!
>> Anonymous
Male Sagittarius here ~~

I wish all pisces girls were like that :D
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Male Libra here, but I'm not at all like they say I'm supposed to be.
>> Anonymous
>>236970

look nothing like your parents either, huh?
>> Anonymous
Oh fuck, I'm a Leo, get back in the car!
>:3
>> SailorZ !KYr0hQ4wG2
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Nicely done! This post seems to be missing something though…

<--Pisces Girl
>> Anonymous
So, what do male Taurus' get?

Large peen?
>> Anonymous
Pisces Male here.

I dated a leo girl on time who acted ABSOLUTELY NOTHING like a leo is supposed to. In fact, the complete opposite. She was timid, and afraid, and needed me for protection all the time.
>> Pisces Girl
Decently true except for this: "She hasn't the slightest hidden, neurotic desire to dominate him in any way."
Does that have to apply to being controlling in the bedroom? :3
>> Anonymous
>>237095
That was a dream.
>> Anonymous
Where my Capricorns at?
>> Anonymous
Where the fuck the Aries' at.
>> Anonymous
Imma scorpio and I kind of act like one too.
>> meh
astrological fact #32 all astrological signs are wrong.

meaning what ever sign you think you are your not. i forget if your supposed to look one ahead or one back, i think its ahead.
>> Anonymous
>>237095
I know two leos and both are outrageously forward. But one's a brainiac and the other's a total ditz.

Astrological signs are cool and all, but imagine how many people were born on the same day you were, same year and everything. They can't all be just like you. That would throw genetics and upbringing completely out the window.
>> Devilguy
OK I'm a male aries and that description really fits my dream girl...
>> Anonymous
Im a male Gemini inlove with a beautiful Italian leo. She has a soft heart but is strong like leos are supposed to be. She gets jealous easily which I fond more charming than not. I know I like being claimed by her almost as much as this pisces is supposed to like having her man take care of here lol. I want to thank the person who made this very much. it is beautiful and romantic prose and you deserve applause for synthesizing it so elegantly.
>> Anonymous
>>236933
Freaking sweet! I'm a Taurus, and according to the stars, we were built to make babies together ;D
>> Anonymous
I dated a Pisces girl. She was a bitch just like everyone else. Innocent girls tend to be Jesus freaks just so you know.
>> Anonymous
that's from here btw. http://mizian.com.ne.kr/englishwiz/library/names/zodiac/pisces.htm

how funny, i was looking at that page yesterday, but anonymous did not expect to stumble onto it on /e/.
>> Anonymous
I think I'm gonna be sick.
>> Anonymous
Seconded.
>> x
this is the best thread ever exist on this planet
>> Anonymous
>>237019

Uber-masculinity it seems. I'm not sure that's as good but there you go. We're also very compatible with Pisces girls :D
>> Anonymous
I don't believe in astrology.
But then I'm a virgo and virgos don't believe in astrology.
>> tearsofneptune
>>237312
me too. Then again, all of the water signs do. Even Scorpio with that overwhelming sting when you betray her-I know a few Scorpio girls and even the thought of hurting them makes me sick to my stomach, what kind of bastard would I have to be? Cancer and Pisces are remarkably alike too... Cancer is the dreamy romantic but if you ever hurt her or lie to her she'll never forget it. Pisces is the hopeless romantic that will forgive you no matter what if you really are sorry-Pisces is more prone to getting hurt for it too. If I Had to pick between the three I'd still pick Pisces With a close Scorpio and an even closer cancer. Water + Fire, they contradict like crazy but polarities create intense attractions.

I act more like my moon sign though: Taurus. You might want to check out your other signs, of particular relevence are your Moon and Rising.
>> Anonymous
Interesting read, this.
>> Anonymous
>>237537
Like I said.

Large. Freakin'. Peen.

Also, lions. >:3
>> Anonymous
Most of that crap is incorrect, because every planet plays a role in our personality the minute we are born.
>> Anonymous
Every Scorpio is a law unto himself, and completely un­concerned with what others think of him. He would like to be respected as a good, solid citizen, but if it interferes with any of his intense ideas or goals, then he couldn't care less, and those who gossip can just go to the place Pluto rules. None of his important decisions are hampered by the opinions of his friends, relatives, neighbors or enemies

Okay maybe that isn't totally off base.

I do have a temper and a, "I don't give a fuck if people agree with me or not." attitude alot.
>> Lemon
Here's a tip for you guys to go through life with. All this planet allignment, star sign symbol shit.. it's nice to believe in and hey some of it holds true due to COINCIDENCE. Aw yeah this type of guy is suppose to be caring, this time is suppose to be nice. Most of it is coincidental. You're personality isn't decided by stars and shit. Stars don't have a conscience. They don't have some blue print for the human psyche if you're born on this day or that.

People have sex. That is fact. People who have children from intercourse. That is fact. Those children's personalities are influenced by their environment and experiences. Makes more sense doesn't it?

Don't get me wrong. Astrology isn't a bad thing so long as no one preaches the shit like it's the next best thing since toilet paper or something.

I'm supposedly a taurus. Can anyone tell me shit all about my personality? You may deduct attributes about my thinking patterns and attitude and junk but that's from what i've written.

So here's a challenge. Describe who and how the fuck i am based on the fact that i'm a male taurus MUAHHA >=)
>> Anonymous
>>237950

Go read "The secret Language of Birthdays"
>> Anonymous
>>237952
/r/ ebook if anyone has it
>> Anonymous
Well, I honestly don't care if the above written is a cart-load of horseshit in terms of accuracy, it's still beautifully written. Wow.