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Behind the locked door...lies FAPPING! Anonymous
/e/, I have a problem. It is one that has crippled me all my life, yet one that I seek to release almost constantly. It has haunted me for so long...yet, hope may have been found. I place my hope in you, delinquents of /e/...

I am unable to fap effectively. No matter the .jpg, .gif, or even .png, I never find a release for my tensions. I just keep it locked away, until one day, when it will finally erupt, bathing all in it's glorious white light, and I can finally say.......I came.

So, /e/, please help. I ask that you post the most overwhelmingly fappable content, whether it be curvaceous, packing much junk in the trunk, packing much junk all over, has a demure look, is healthy...or whether it simply has huge bouncing breasts the size of a planet.

ITT, then: Immensely fappable pictures, and the techniques needed to fap to them best.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>175614
You just need a loving girlfriend :3
>> Anonymous
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all that typing when you just needed to ask
>> Anonymous
>>175622
We all do, Anonymous.
>> Anonymous
1. Keep focused. Fap alone, and in privacy (goes without saying). Make certain that nothing needs your attention, and lock yourself in your room.

2. Use music. Get a fucking big pair of headphones and play something that helps. If wishing for slow and easy fapping, something ambient is a good idea (Early Autechre, Merzbow when he's not messing with chickens, Boards of Canada, etc). If wishing for furious fappery, something with OTT bpms might work (Venetian Snares, DJ Scud, etc). Choose something that fits the mood.

3. Know your fetish (and you have a fetish, whether you know it or not; all Anonymii have one). If you have a thing for legs, choose your jpeg accordingly. If you prefer the back end, get yourself jpegs of big butts (of which you cannot lie, etc). Big girls seem to be going through a renaissance as well, as well as feet and expansion. If all else fails, then breasts will do. I prefer DFC myself.

4. If you have a favourite character from something, then follow Rule #34, and find porn of it.

5. If this is copypasta, you're dead.

As for actual techniques...er, thumb and index finger work well enough for me...
>> Anonymous
>>175628
THANKS I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW HOW THIS WORKS
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>>175629
No problem. lol.
>> Anonymous
>>175628
Thank God, I'm not the only person who listens to music while fapping after all.
>> Anonymous
I FIND THAT HARDCORE TRANCE MAKES ME PERFORM TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY LOL
>> Anonymous
I only listen to music because I can't bear the "ahh, ahh, don't touch me here it's dirty, but please put your ponos in my vagoo and let me lick the ground" and because having no sound is boring
>> Anonymous
>>175628
This post is made of lol.

I don't listen to music while fapping. It distracts me.
>> Anonymous
>>175628

>4. If you have a favourite character from something, then follow Rule #34, and find porn of it.

Lies, there is no good Jeane pr0n.
>> Anonymous
>>175731
Jeane d'Arc?
>> Anonymous
>>175614
Same thing for me. It's more of a habit than a real pleasure thing. I come, that's it. I don't get it how it feels so great, it doesn't for me. Maybe I lack some chemicals on my body or something.
>> Anonymous
>>175742
Maybe you're asexual. Or just spoiled.
>> Anonymous
>>175745
Asexual I think. That's what I've been thinking for some time. I just don't have a sexual drive like "normal" people. It's a wonder that I even visit /e/ for whatever reason. Doesn't bother me though, I have many things in my life that bring me great pleasure.
>> Anonymous
>>175748
This guy has a point. I find that the pleasure from orgasm isn't that satisfying as lack of it is annoying.

You know, when you're really horny and the PONOS is right about to explode. Really annoying...
...but that's just the time to ask your girlfriend to dress up as desu and suck you off.

Ah, the little good things in life.
>> Anonymous
>>175748
Perhaps you need a girlfriend. Yay for easier said than done statements, but still. Perhaps fappable bitmaps aren't enough, you see.
>> Anonymous
>>175757
that's totally not true. Sex with girls feels miserable and slow compared to fapping with really good pics. Plus it's tiresome.
>> Anonymous
>>175768
Well, you shouldn't have to be doing all the work all the time. And girls are boring if they just lie down like a corpse. A girl that's seductive and playful will make for a great night. And you can't fall asleep with a bitmap...
>> Anonymous
>>175748
Dunno man, asexual means you have NO sex drive at all, afaik. Just cos you don't get too much pleasure out of it doesn't make you asexual I think.
>> Anonymous
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Try tapping your balls or massaging them with your available hand lol
>> ANONYMOUS
>>175771
ANONYMOUS AGREES!! MAKE SURE THEY DONT HURT YOU BY ACCIDENT THOUGH!!
>> Anonymous
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For me, it felt great the first time but my experiences have been going downhill since then. Getting off the SSRIs didn't seem to do much.
>> ANONYMOUS
>>175777
WHAT ARE YOU ON, ANONYMOUS WENT FROM ZOLOFT TO LEXAPRO TO PAXIL AND NOW PROZAC!!
>> Anonymous
head play :p

try other things than just the plain hand. Glove, shoe, (insert random cloth/fabric), someone elses clothes, whatever >>;
>> Anonymous
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If all else fails, use an oppai ball - life-like texture ;_;
>> Anonymous
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no one figured it out yet did they?

OP is obviously gay

Guys dont have a choice so im sorry op but your in the closet

I suggest: either you go to the yuri board find some good pics that arrouse your interest and try fapping and see where you go...or we post bridget
>> ANONYMOUS
>>175888
DON'T YOU MEAN YAOI!!
>> Anonymous
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no one figured it out yet did they?

OP is obviously gay

Guys dont have a choice so im sorry op but your in the closet

I suggest: either you go to the yaoi board find some good pics that arrouse your interest and try fapping and see where you go...or we post bridget

>>175892

fixed...sry its like 4 in da morning and im about to fall asleep fappin...to yuri
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>>175895
The gay theory doesn't hold - or it may indeed by post-Bridget, and therefore GAR. Also, I request that BEHIND LOCKED DOORS becomes a /e/ term for fapping, similar to 4chan party van=FBI. /b/ has more memes than Anonymous can keep up with, and /a/ has it's boxcutters and USODA, so why can't /e/ have a meme also?

And agreed on the oppai ball. Life-like texture...

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>> Anonymous
maybe your balls havent dropped yet. gb2/middle school/
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>> Anonymous
What about tips for a girl who just can't get off?
...lolz.
...no, really.
>> Anonymous
>>176027
Visit my house and get sechsed in the pooper by my PONOS.
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>>176027
Girls have MANY options to help them get off. We only have one area really. They have the clitoris, G-Spot, extra sensitive nipples, even anal can work for them. (A helpful site: www.clitical.com )

I knew a girl who apparently had sex at least a few times, and tried masturbating but never had an orgasm. For us guys it's easy, for you, just get a trustworthy (yeah right) guy with experience to try things out with you. Then on your own you'll know many things that work.
Even for us guys our bigger head controls the smaller one, so you need to be comfortable and actually into it. If you aren't, even porn stars will tell ya, it ain't gonna work. I've lived that: it's easy to get off then all of a suddenly being with the wrong girl and bang, it will NOT work. Your body can absolutely refuse.

For "personal time" let's call it, I found that going through my collection of favorites and thinking of girls I've known can get it working when it doesn't go as smoothly as before. And it may seem obvious, but pictures are mental, sex is mental. Girls really need that build up period, and us guys seem to need it sometimes too. Think about getting physical, actually doing it, think of your favorite part of a woman's body and what you'll do to it.
>> Anonymous
>>175661

if you want a good song to fap with, I like "I never thought I'd see the day" by Sade, her calm sensuous voice goes great with pictures of lingerie or something
>> Anonymous
>>176027

get someone to eat you. no really.
>> Anonymous
>>176428
like, uhm... cannibalism?
>> Anonymous
>>175757
or a boyfriend, or an inflatable doll, or a freshlight...
>> Anonymous
>>176445
Cunnilingus rocks for both the guy and girl. It's seriously awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>175741

Jeane from Suikoden.
>> Anonymous
listen to "relax" ... jerk smarter
>> Anonymous
>>that's totally not true. Sex with girls feels miserable and slow compared to fapping with really good pics. Plus it's tiresome.

Now that i think about it, holy shit, you're right! Now I don't care about having sex anymore!