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Ass Enonymous !!LDnaIeYsqy/
/e/,
It's my birthday. I'm 25 years old today, and am going to get a marriage license after I leave my TX Gov't class so I can appease my fiancee.

Let's post some nice, large, round ass to celebrate my birthday and to cheer me up enough to get married.
>> Anonymous
no.
>> Enonymous !!LDnaIeYsqy/
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>>312477
You little bitch. I thought even Anonymous would have a heart one day of the year.
>> Anonymous
A likely story.

Before I believe it I shall require pics as proof.
>> Enonymous !!LDnaIeYsqy/
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>>312480
Swear to Christ, man. You know there are actually some channers who aren't losers, right?

at 8:44am CDT, I'll officially be 25 and my auto insurance rate will drop. If not, I'll be pissed off and just drive around with no insurance. I won't get in trouble for it since illegal immigrants do it all the time.

I don't have any proper pics of me & my chick on my computer, so have more ass instead.
>> Anonymous
you could of just left it at "It's my birthday" just to get a heap of images relating to your fetish
>> Anonymous
>>312482
Dirty lies, all.
>> Enonymous !!LDnaIeYsqy/
>>312486
The allow me to redress myself:

It's my birthday. Post ass.
>> Anonymous
how can a stimulated female ass/asshole be worked into /e without being classified as /h?
>> Anonymous
well if married guy can't get sympathy, maybe my story will help.

i turned 21 about 2 weeks ago, and i'm still a virgin. my only solice is getting a good fap from 4chan.

POST SOME ASS!
>> Anonymous
>>312476

what u do is ur business. we dont give a fuck. GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>312528

u fucken need to go out more
>> Anonymous
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YOU NEED A LICENSE TO BACK THIS ASS UP
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Enonymous !!LDnaIeYsqy/
>>312546
You piece of shit. You're fucking up my birthday thread.
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
>>312528

I didn't get laid until I was 21. It may happen to you.
>> Anonymous
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Congrats!
>> Anonymous
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Congrats!
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>> Anonymous
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Congrats!
>> Anonymous
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And I'm tired of sifting, here's the finale.

CONGRATS!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>312565
pseudo-scat?
>> Anonymous
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post moar ass
>> Anonymous
bump

We need more, guys.
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>> Anonymous
>>312528

Could be worse, I'm 27 and I'm still a virgin. Worse still, I haven't even had a girlfriend yet.
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>>312677
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>> Anonymous
WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE ASS
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>>312766
looks like F-Ism
is it volume ?12?
>> Anonymous
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Why do you need us to post ass? If you like it that much, I would hope your wife has a nice one...
>> Anonymous
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Biggest I've seen
>> Anonymous
>>312820

You must not have seen too many.
>> Anonymous
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>>312820
Very nice. Source?
>> Anonymous
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>>312677
Don't worry man. I doubt whatever's keeping you from having a girlfriend couldn't possibly be your fault if it's been that long.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>312853

Oh no, it certainly is my own fault. I'm an ugly, fat, depressed, pathetic, and poor guy, among other things. All that generally scares women off.
>> Anonymous
>>312913
If you want a girl, act like a cold asshole. Don't show any interest. I can assure you this will work better than triyng to appeal to their sympathy – you'll only get that from chicks as fat or as ugly as you.

It's worked wonders for me. But then again, I'm nearly asexual, so, I guess I'm squandering my gift (of assholery). Relationships are overrated – but this is coming from anonymous, so take it as a grain of shit (salt is too tasty to be the product of anonymous).
>> Anonymous
>>312820
I must have sauce for this.
>> Anonymous
>>312916
More like if you want a girl, work on your communication skills. I don't say anything EVER to any girls beyond hello/good bye/have a nice day, which is why I don't know any. Opportunity to interact with 'em just never seems to come up.
>> Anonymous
>>312956
In one of the bathrooms in the engineering building at my college, someone wrote "For a good time, try talking to girls."

True story.
>> Anonymous
>>312913
no, what scares women actually is that you hate yourself and it shows.

in reality you're probably pretty normal.
>> Anonymous
>>312749

You do realize that chick has a cock, right?
>> Anonymous
>>312964

that makes no sense. what, do you just talk to them on the street? none of my coworkers are girls and no girls in class will ever talk to me at all, even if I ask them something first.

"just talk to girls" is far easier said than done.
>> Anonymous
>>313019
um, you realize it really doesn't matter because it's a drawing, right?
>> Anonymous
>>313021
Just like saying "just point and click" to use an AWP. Only through trial and error will you learn how to do something. FFS were you BORN with the ability to speak English?
[Damn people making excuses to not try]
>> Anonymous
God, if I EVER get a girl (24 years and counting...), Im gonna go to 4chan and make everyone jealous...
Send me your girl while you look at these butts.
*sigh* Sorry, I'm so lonely...
>> Anonymous
23 same problem. At least I have a bit of a not fitting in society mental disorder as an excuse. Then again it's not that RARE so these other guys might have it too.

Yeah but it seems too weird to me to just ask out any chick on the street and being as I don't much it does make it fucking difficult.

I did get a job but all the chicks here are basically old or more mentally fucked up than me.(as that's the gist of the workplace)

Well besides the receptionist but I don't think I have much chance at her as she is like a 8-8.5 or so.

Though I'd say when she wears pants(instead of a dress) I LOVE watching her walk by.

It does seem to be the norm for black girls to have a nice ass.
>> Anonymous
What is this thread anyway, for anonymous losers to tell the world their feelings? I'm a loser too, but holy fuck nobody wants to hear about it. Follow advice of that one post, become an asshole.
It's better to be hated then pitied.
>> Enonymous !!LDnaIeYsqy/
>>312812
OH, don't worry, she does. I guarantee it.

>>313515
No, don't become an asshole. If you're a dick to women, you're only going to get masochistic ones who are bitches to boot.

Be nice. Be a smart-ass, but not in a weird way that sounds like you're thinking of killing people. Be interesting. If it comes to having a long conversation with a chick, don't test her tolerance by telling her every interest you have. Don't pity yourself and don't become an asshole.

Simple.
>> Anonymous
>>313529

I just meant it's better to have people who don't give a shit rather then telling everyone how bad they feel etc.. Wasn't really advice for anyone for how to get women, just to get them the fuck out.
But that sounds like good advice, I guess better then being a total assdick.
>> Anonymous
>>313515
I'm jealous, That's all. And lonely.
>> Anonymous
Why do I have the urge to listen to Sir Mix-A-Lot . . . .
>> Anonymous
>>312666
source?
>> Anonymous
R.I.P. op, we hardly knew you
>> Enonymous !!LDnaIeYsqy/
>>313644
Hey, thanks. The only solace married men get anymore is when they're taking their morning shit.
>> Anonymous
I created a monster.