File :-(, x, )
Top Five Reasons Why Guys With Foot Fetishes Make The Best Boyfriends Anonymous
5) Foot massages. Anywhere. Anytime. No questions asked.
4) Fancy a pedicure? You've got it.
3) Need your toenails painted? No problem.
2) Want someone to go shoe shopping with you? Can't wait!
1) So you like to have your toes sucked, eh? Prepare to have your world rocked.

BONUS: It pays to have someone around who will gladly turn themselves into a makeshift stepping stool and/or footrest anytime you want it.

ITT feet, as far as the eye can see.

Also, do you think the aforementioned list would be a good selling point when trying to get a girl you like to date you? :(
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> RiderFan !!o7sFgCyZbre
>>515174
I fucking miss Married with Children!!! Best black comedy show ever!
>> RiderFan !!o7sFgCyZbre
     File :-(, x)
Full picture.
>> Anonymous
>>515296
Holy shit RIDERFAN!
...
I had no idea you had the ability to be funny!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>515296
What about Bernie Mac?
>> RiderFan !!o7sFgCyZbre
>>515412
Black as in dark style humor. Not black as in skin tone.
>> Anonymous
<--------- /v/ is that way
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>515468
Wut? no, /v/ should be that way ----->
Anyway this was a feet thread...
>> Anonymous
>good selling points

Yeah, but then you'd have to actually do all those things.
>> Anonymous
>>515478

And thats bad because..?
>> Anonymous
>>515480
I like girl's feet BUT I don't feel aroused by:
- painted toenails
- shoes except sandals
- shopping

And finally:
I WANT footjobs!
>> Anonymous
>>515483
Oh yeah, and I'm NOT a chair!
>> Anonymous
>>515420
It most certainly is not a black comedy. It's a regular comedy. There isn't anything dark or bleak or such in it.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>515471
/v/ loves the feets. Hence /v/ is ?