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Anonymous
(Exhibit A, case against people on /e/ who hate large breasts) Heaven forbid I have to lay my eyes on unrealistically proportioned anime girls in /e/! I come here for the proportional and realistic ones! ITT: anime versions of girls who only look sexy when you've had too much to drink. Now THAT's a thread that i can get behind- real life and anime together! Everybody knows, you're damned to hell if you lust after big boobs, and i don't want to be damned for eternity just because my little soldier stood to attention after accidentally glancing at your god-forsaken zeppelin-tit topic. Remember this little rhyme:
Loving tits bigger than the head, Makes America fucking lose the War on Terror.
Do you want the terrorists to win?
(Exhibit B, case against this thread in it's entirety) Yeah, i'd much rather look through pages and pages of arguments about the proper size of /e/ boobs. In fact, I'd love it if more argument threads were started so i could fap to this glorious internet ego-boosting hate machine. In fact, let's remove the image posting ability entirely! Flame-text is so much sexier! Sometimes I roll my face on the keyboard with notepad open and stare at the screen fantasize it's a thread about furries being flamed to hell and back. Sometimes i copy/paste "fag" randomly in there to make it more like 4chan, but even without it's close enough to the real thing to get me off.
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