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I haven't seen any Samus in a while, so here's what I have
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I'd like to hope that this is her
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and I'm spent
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>>428789
>I'd like to hope that this is her

Not sure if that means you know already, but no, that's not Samus. Just a smoking-hot blonde half-wearing a blue bikini. It's fun to think it is her though.

Also, the original non-wallpaperized pic was recently discovered, leading to the creation of this superior wallpaperized version.
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>>428840
And there's also this other one, which seems to look a little bit less like Samus, and contains important sausage.
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>>428845is my favourite /e/ image. I didn't know there was another.

Thanks>>428840
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one things for sure I know master chief is gonna hit that all day and night.
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"Mei-Ling, Samus took her clothes off!"
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>>428784
Is dat sum horribly misplaced nipple,
or is dat sum abnormally pink boob shading?
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long finger is loooooooooong
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>>428788
Still the best picture out of the whole lot
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does this page counts a /e/ too ?
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>>430113
SAUCE
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>>430115
Metroid Pirates, It's a non-hentai doujin so don't expect Samus going butt nekked in the next page
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Those are great! Sauce?
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>>430029

Nah,>>428784is clearly the best
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>>429779
The lack of Mei Ling x Samus out there is HIGHLY DISTURBING
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complete pic?
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it's a.. uhm... I've forgotten what that kind of image is called, but basically, that's probably the whole pic.
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yeah I was kinda curious about that too
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got this from /h/
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>>428778>>428784>>428787

I keep seeing these, but have no idea where they're from...does anybody know?
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Is that Samus? How is that Samus?
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Was the sauce ever found?
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That's Dark Samus, from Retro's Metroid Prime trilogy. You may be forgiven for not recognizing her, because she appeared primarily in MP2 (which bombed on the long-dead FailCube) and MP3 (which is exclusive to the last-gen non-gaming console for grandmothers).

At the end of Metroid Prime, [spoiler]Samus kills the titular Metroid Prime, but as it's dying it snatches Samus's Phazon Suit, and after Samus goes away, a hand with it's own eyeball built-in emerges from a puddle of Phazon.[/spoiler]

In Metroid Prime 2, [spoiler]Dark Samus is fully born/regenerated, and an X-ray of her reveals that she filled out the Phazon Suit with a naked Phazon-based copy of Samus's human form (with some differences). The 100% ending proves that you can't kill her by simply blowing her up, because the energy just re-forms into something else after you get bored and leave.[/spoiler]

Metroid Prime 3, [spoiler]blah blah waggle, $250 GameCube relaunch, apparently you fight her again, and probably kill her this time since Retro says the trilogy is over and they're done with the series, and Nintendo probably has them working on minigames.[/spoiler]
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>>430751
That's Dark Samus, from Retro's Metroid Prime trilogy. You may be forgiven for not recognizing her, because she appeared primarily in MP2 (which bombed on the long-dead FailCube) and MP3 (which is exclusive to the last-gen non-gaming console for grandmothers).

At the end of Metroid Prime, Samus kills the titular Metroid Prime, but as it's dying it snatches Samus's Phazon Suit, and after Samus goes away, a hand with it's own eyeball built-in emerges from a puddle of Phazon.

In Metroid Prime 2, Dark Samus is fully born/regenerated, and an X-ray of her reveals that she filled out the Phazon Suit with a naked Phazon-based copy of Samus's human form (with some differences). The 100% ending proves that you can't kill her by simply blowing her up, because the energy just re-forms into something else after you get bored and leave.

In Metroid Prime 3, blah blah waggle, $250 GameCube relaunch, apparently you fight her again, and probably kill her this time since Retro says the trilogy is over and they're done with the series, and Nintendo probably has them working on minigames.
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>>430439
Metroid Pirates is a doujin that's available on Rapidshit.
http://rapidsearch.yi.org/?s=metroid+pirates

The "Wild Goose Chase" doujin and some occasional fanart might be made by the same person who made Pirates. That's probably about all the info you'll find on the subject.
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Angry Troller is ANGRY
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And Thanks
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>>430782
What? Did you just think tl;dr and jot down that retarded post?
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>>430782
Oh, that was nothing. Just called the Cube a failure and knocked the current Nintendo. /v/ is usually much more vicious. I apologize to anyone that was offended. I meant it in a kind of joking way, and was actually going to spoiler bits of it, but I failed.

Anyways, here's a bit from the shitstorm of MP3 getting an 8.5. I've never seen a clean version.
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who cares, Samus is hot
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Thanks.
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She'll always be a redhead to me...
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