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Sheamus O'Metroid Anonymous
>> Anonymous
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Bump for great justice.
>> Anonymous
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Anyone have her victory pose after a brawl? Possibly in gif format?
>> Anonymous
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You know....where she does that kick?
>> Anonymous
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somebody has to have it.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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I'd accept a movie.
>> Anonymous
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come onnn
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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team work, guys.
>> Anonymous
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She's so hot in this game.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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This is my last one for now. Someone try and hook me up with that video!
>> Anonymous
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>>535166
Can't help you there, but bumping this thread for sexy, sexy samus.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Not really /e/, but here's Samus lounging after training...
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>>535267
I counter with a Samus in a shower
>> EvaXephon
>>535148

I can get you that in video or gif form, but you'll have to wait a couple days. Leave some contact info and I'll send it to you when I can.
>> Anonymous
>>535418
How about a rapidshare filename? That way everyone can find it later when you upload it.
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What is this manga called?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
is it odd that samus is the only woman i respect? and do not really find my self attracted to her? like yea she looks good but it kills it for me for such a legendary character to be made a joke of like this.
>> Anonymous
>>536049
blame nintendo of japan.
>> Anonymous
yes, yes that is odd.
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>>536049
She has the fighting spirit and is an incredible badass...
>> Anonymous
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>>536061
but that will hardly stop me from fapping to her.
>> Anonymous
When I fap to her I always think of havin steamin hot cosensual sex with her....
>> Anonymous
>>536133

Sick fuck.
>> Anonymous
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>>536134
I know but I can't get these ideas out of my mind. Guess I'll have to live with it. A three way with Dark Samus and Samus sounds pretty hot too...
>> Anonymous
bump
>> EvaXephon
Okay, here's a video of ZSS doing her victory pose.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=K6A7LGT9

I recorded it at a really high quality; the video was 125 megabytes originally, now it is 9. I compressed it with a codec from the Combined Community Codec Pack, so if you can't open the video, install that pack.

I also tried to make a gif of the video, but ImageReady was being a dumbtard, so it wouldn't work. Can anyone point me toward a good free alternative to ImageReady that doesn't come with a watermark or any crap like that?
>> Anonymous
>>534958
SEAMUS, not Sheamus
>> Anonymous
>>536049
ewww GTFO faggot
>> Anonymous
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>>536049
>is it odd that samus is the only woman i respect? and do not really find my self attracted to her? like yea she looks good but it kills it for me for such a legendary character to be made a joke of like this.
An anon that can't fap is not a whole Anon.
You're not used to being attracted to strong people. You don't feel completely worthy of love, so you can't imagine having sex with someone you can't dominate. Lot's of men have that problem because of the fucked up bullshit commonly circulated as criterion for manliness.
If it helps, imagine she's stressed and is just using you for a fling. Badasses have needs too; sometimes even more so.
>> Anonymous
>>536049
Nah, I feel the same way about Zelda. It means you respect her. And probably that you don't want other people fapping it to her.

Unless of course the idea of her falling in love with you makes you go "eww". Then you probably have the issues that>>536377
mentioned.
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This is so hot ^^.
>> Anonymous
>>536396
That I can understand, I too feel this way about Zelda. Samus, not so much. I'd wreck that.
>> Anonymous
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>>536354
Don't know about the gif programs, but in case anyone else has problems playing the video, even after installing the CCCP (and trying VLC, and others like I did) I finally found this on the Intel site and got it working:

http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?strState=LIVE&ProductID=355&DwnldID=2846

An alternative for future encodes, use x264. It's miles above previous generations of encoders in terms of quality and compression.

If I may ask though, what did you use to record it? A capture card?
>> Anonymous
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>>536509
So respect for badassery gets in the way of your lust for Zelda but not for Samus.
Is Samus just less badass than Zelda?
Does respect preclude lust, implying that you don't respect the characters you lust after easily?
How do you feel about about Sheik?

Personally, Zelda's and Samus's awesomeness makes them more attractive to me to begin with, and it's a letdown to see them plugged into standard rape positions. Ecchi pics are perfect, though.
The brave heroine unashamedly invites you to consider her merits as a sex object. Begin feeling awe.
>> Anonymous
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>>536585
>The brave heroine unashamedly invites you to consider her merits as a sex object.
Here's to that. Cheers.
>> Anonymous
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>>535187

Better res
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>536354

holy shit, thanks man! Works with windows media player classic.

Reallly thank you!
>> O'rly Anonymous
I'm supprised I haven't seen a dojoun with the smash bro girls yet...
>> Anonymous
Can Anon deliver?
>> EvaXephon
>>536576

Just WinTV
>> Anonymous
I have respect for women that's why I dont have sex with them.
WELL DONE FAGGOT KUN
>> EvaXephon
Here's another present for you guys. Freshly recorded and uploaded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmP2MYVvAuk
>> Anonymous
>>536919

A DUCKROLL APPROACHES
>> EvaXephon
That's no Duckroll...
>> Anonymous
>>536585
I find Samus much more sexy because she's respectable.

I can fap all day to Mikuru, and that's all well and good. But at the end of the day, she's another shy girl with big tits who gets all teary eyed when groped.

Meanwhile, if you grope Samus and you don't wake up hours later in a daze with no arms? You're probably gonna score!
On the subject of Samus, does anyone have any ZSS "Cock-snuggling" pics? That ass is too damn fine to not cock-snuggle.
>> Anonymous
>>536585
No, I wasn't really implying that. Zelda has a more sophisticated feel to her than Samus. Both are badass, but Samus is moreso. I suppose you could make the correlation (at least with me) that as badassness increases, they seem more...accessible, ironically. Zelda isn't as aggressive, and thus feels more untouchable, warranting more respect, in my opinion.

Regarding Sheik...I suppose I feel more as I do about Samus then. As I said, increased badassness means more accessiblility, so for Sheik, she'd be on the same plane.
On your other point about ecchi vs outright porn, I completely agree. Especially in the case of respectable characters, blatant nudity is even somewhat off-putting, however ecchi is much appreciated.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>535267
sauce
>> Anonymous
I hate manga that depict Samus getting raped because Samus rape you.
>> Anonymous
>>536585
Nah, we were talking about how we don't want OTHER people fapping to Zelda. And yes, hate seeing her plugged into stupid rape positions.

I know I don't own her though, so I just deal with it... but I find it hard to get off to.

>>537156
Also seconding this. Zelda seems somehow off limits. And that's part of what's hot about her.
>> Anonymous
>>537326

post said manga of samus getting raped
>> Anonymous
>>537326
Or that one with Wario. It kinda saddens me but ey who can stop Japan ?
>> Anonymous
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>>537156
Ah, so Zelda's 'royal bearing' is a bit off putting. Perhaps the aloofness of an authority figure is what does it.
How do you feel about Janeway?
>> Anonymous
>>537338
Wait wait, wut? There's a doujin where Wario gets raped? I'd like sauce on that just so I can troll /b/ with it.
>> Anonymous
i like samus because shes such a powerful girl...im kind of disappointed with zero suit because they just tried to make her sexy and took all her power away...i think samus in her armour with her helmet off is the most attractive...
i feel similarly about agrias from final fantasy tactics...shes somewhat feminine but very powerful too
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>>537373
Samus is still powerful without her suit. The suit is only weapons and armor. These things do not a badass make.
>> Anonymous
>>537373
think about this all other power suits users have the same skin tight suit

and Samus is the only one who can punch a tank just wearing it
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>> Anonymous
>>537347
That's somewhat accurate. I wouldn't say "off-putting", though. Her royal status combined with her sophistication is...elegant in a way. That is what differentiates beautiful from sexy.

>Janeway
Who?
>> Anonymous
>>537552
I finally understand how I feel about Zelda. She's beautiful... but not hot! I GET IT!
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>>537552
>> Anonymous
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>>537373
>samus in her armour with her helmet off is the most attractive
>> Ah... Anonymous
>>537373
Samus nude or teasing is most attractive*

Fixed.

MORE. For the love of god, more.

Oh. Send the REALLY good stuff to carpaccio.sigil@gmail.com as well, please.

I simply can't get enough of this stuff.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>537373
>> Anonymous
Keep this thread alive--Sammy is hot.
>> C'mon. Keep it at the top. C. Sigil
Unlike /b/, your wisdom (and media, of course) happens to be valued.
>> Anon the Third
Oh god... I have such a crush on Samus...
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>>537588
Ah, gotcha. Sorry, I've never watched Star Trek so I can't really make an evaluation there.
>> Anonymous
>>537570
lol. Beauty is beyond hot. Hot is like wow, I want to fuck her. Beautiful is like wow, I just want to be around her, and given the opportunity, love her tenderly and consensually in the missionary position.

In b4 YOU SICK FUCK
>> Anonymous
>>537570
>>537552
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB89-9X6YS0
>> Anonymous
>>537666
What the fuck is this!? RAAAAAAAGE
This can't be real...someone is just fucking around with some home movies and passing it off...right? Right!?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>535149
>>535160
>>535161
saging thread and reporting for western art
>> Anonymous
o rly?
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>>537738
1. You fail.
2. You're a dick.
>> Casterday !8r7Y.c3LZA
>>537738
failure at many levels...
>> Anonymous
>>537754
nope, just trying to keep /e/ clean sir.
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>> Anonymous
>>537663
This is an interesting point. I would definitely describe her as "beautiful".

>>537382
Seriously. She's 6'2 and 200lbs, and has sufficient strength to hold herself up on a ledge with one hand.

Something tells me she's powerful OUTSIDE the suit.
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>>537874
I'm 6'0. She's taller than me.
>> Anonymous
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needs less text more zamus
>> ??? Mandrag ?__?__? Ganondorf ??? !!48eQ+5JUVwg
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this is something for /v/
i dont really like the pic.
leg/nipple ect.
but someone asked for it, so here it is.
>> Anonymous
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>>537874
Her height and weight are the same as mine, but I'm a weak PIG DISGUSTING!
>> Anonymous
Moar Starcraft Ghost needed

Same difference
>> Anonymous
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Owh wow this thread is really surviving. I'm so proud of you guys. Here some more Samus since I have a crush on her too.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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blue version of already posted pic here
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Last pic I has. See you next mission !!!
>> Master Chief
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>> Anonymous
>>538047
Whoops I noticed this was one was also in /h/. Disregard that I suck cocks
>> lol
What other games have Samus in the Zero suit other than Brawl? I know I saw a 2d scroller somewhere. If so what system is it for and whats the name of the game?
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Just now posted on /v/
>> Anonymous
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>>538071
>> Anonymous
>>538063
That would be Metroid: Zero Mission.
>> Anonymous
>>538063
>>538086
Oh yeah, forgot to mention the system. It's Game Boy Advance.
>> Anonymous
isn't anyone a little ticked at how obviously they just decided to "sex up" metroid?
good thing it worked..
>> Anonymous
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dis da write bored? lol
>> Anonymous
>>538047
>> Anonymous
>>538047
>>some more Samus since I have a crush on her too.
>>I have a crush on her too.
>>have a crush on her
>>a crush on
>>crush
what are in grade 5?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>538106

Okay, I'm man enough to point out the irony if no one else is.
>> Anonymous
>>538108
that's one tight suit and ONE NICE PUSSY
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Powerful legs.
>> Anonymous
>>536396

I'm personally rather surprised that people seem to feel this way /only/ for Samus... there are quite a few women who I respect and admire for the same reasons (physical/mental fortitude) all throughout anime and video game-dom.
>> Anonymous
>>538421
there are more characters in anime and games like samus and zelda and agrias and those really powerfully mentally and physically strong characters than in real life...i mean in all honesty...i have respect for these girls more than any other girls i know and they arent even real :/
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>>538443
That's because most people in real life are the villagers that get saved in that one filler episode you'd forget about except for the fan service.
>> Anonymous
>>538443
If you do meet one irl, they come off as bitches usually. So how are we to know if they are strong or just in need of a slap?
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>>535267
>>535400
>>535830
Sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>538588
The only women I've met irl that were anywhere near the badass spectrum that Samus falls in are blackbelts, and all the blackbelts I've met have been among the nicest I've met.
>> Anonymous
>>538594
The reason, of course, is because you learn much more than how to kick ass when you learn martial arts.
>> Anonymous
>>538592

reiq = suck and not anime
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>> EvaXephon
>>538604

That's not actually Samus, but some character from an H-Game.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>537874
>>537889
>>538023

You realize guys that her billed height and weight of 6'3" and 198 lbs. are for when she's wearing the power suit, which adds a lot of mass, along with height from the armor above her head and below her feet.
>> Master Chief
>>538858

No. I'm pretty sure that is wrong. If she was 6" and 200 lbs WITH the suit on she would have to weight about 60lbs with out it and be about 4"3. That suit is huge.

See>>538212

Shes just really tall and really built. And absolutely beautiful.
>> Anonymous
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>>538071
Bah, there was a whole animated GIF from that series.
>> Anonymous
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>>538870
Who cares how tall she is? She is absolutely gorgeous.
>> Photon !!W1e1xujLNBL
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>> Photon !!W1e1xujLNBL
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>>538954

yoink
>> Photon !!W1e1xujLNBL
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>537373
That pretty stupid. The suit actually makes plenty of sense.

Yeah it's skin tight, but:
1.You wouldn't have any room for baggy clothes in armor.

2.Armor of any kind worn nude/ in small underwear would chafe like a motherfucker.

3.and following bubblegum crisis 2040's logic behind their skin suits(I mean it's powered armor with a skin tight suit under it too) the suit NEEDS to be tight as to relate nerve impulses from your body TO the powered armor.

and at least in Metroid the suit covers everything so it's not pointless sexuality.

It's just the tightness= second skin= less to the imagination tends to make people sexualize it.

Even though it makes sense, kinda like A wetsuit makes sense, but people still sexualize it.
>> Anonymous
>>538106

How else do you describe feelings of fondness, affection and/or respect for fictional characters? What makes 'crush' too pedantic for you? Do you also avoid the word 'silly' because it sounds silly?
>> Anonymous
It's SEAMUS!
>> Anonymous
>>538978
I concur!
>> Anonymous
>>538978
Someone give this man a well earned pat on the shoulder...
>> Anonymous
Who the fuck cares??

Samus is hot period.
>> Anonymous
>>539122
Some men don't feel comfortable completely objectifying a woman, even if she is just a character.

Imagine that.
>> Anonymous
I used to be offended but got over it as I got older. I still think its lame because these characters would never be caught dead in these positions and poses. How out of character can you get.Its like they're posing for a playboy photograph. Their positions are completely tailored for you dick. How can you get off to something so low and contrived.If I fap to a videogame character, I would prefer them in situations they would probably be in. Or better yet, fap while you're playing the game. Its as close to the "real" thing as you can get with a these characters.
>> Anonymous
>>539174

I know how you feel. I get pissed when I see a pic thats totaly OOC just for the sake of apealing to a certain demographic (particuarly MOE on charcters who are suposed to be badass).
>> Anonymous
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>>538870
>Shes just really tall and really built. And absolutely beautiful.
And flexible.
>> Anonymous
Why does she keep her hair long if she's always wearing a full helmet?
>> Anonymous
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Just wanted to thank everyone for such an awesome thread, it really made my day. I'll contribute a few of my own that I didn't see in the thread.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>539267
arche de noe ? You sure she's Samus ?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>539269
Upon further reflection, she's probably not, but she was posted in a past samus thread, and she looks similar enough to me...
>> Anonymous
>>539269
>>539278

NO, she is not, as i happen to have all his work and the original name of the .jpg is "Jane".
>> Anonymous
This thread is made of win and needs to be archieved! >:D
>> Anonymous
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>>539136
They go so far into not objectifying women that they personalize objects.
>> Anonymous
>>539285
It keeps telling me I entered the wrong captcha when I didn't. Javascript is fully enabled and referrers are turned back on. How does I submit archive request?
>> Anonymous
Try hard-reloading the captcha image, or the page. It might be caching an expired version of it.
>> Anonymous
>>539341
It reloads a new captcha image every time, and fails every time.
>> Anonymous
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Is anyone else confused as to why they made Samus look LESS realistic in Prime 2 and 3 than she looked in Prime 1?
>> Anonymous
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>>539429
To piss you off, I suppose.
>> Anonymous
I have nothing to contribute, but will bump this up!
>> Fuhrer !!NvjiFHRFQI5
>>539429
To keep the whole 'Zero Suit' sell out going.
>> Anonymous
lol lara croft in space, INNOVATION
>> Anonymous
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>>539429
>> Anonymous
Samus Aran is most likely, the perfect woman.
>> Pocky00
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>> Pocky00
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lol
>> Pocky00
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>> Pocky00
Got some more, but we've reached the picture-limit, good job folks.
>> Anonymous
Sweet!
>> Anonymous
>>539671
Then delete the ones that aren't even ecchi, and post moar.
>>539657
>>539654
>>539653
>> Anonymous
>>539653
>>539654
>>539655
these go in /d/
>>539656
>>539658
these go in /h/
>>539652
Guess he's not fucking her, but you still have to follow the rules, and your images should be deleted.
>> Anonymous
Wauw this was an awesome thread. You're all heroes
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>>538978
its not that i dont understand it of course, i just dont like how sexualized it is...
because it is that way
and anyway...
i think because samus is so tough, thats why im attracted to her, unlike the one guy who wasnt attracted to her as much because he had so much respect for her...
i find the mikuru type a turn off
>> Anonymous
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>>539671
They didn't reach the picture limit
>> FriendsofSandwiches
how the hell does she get into that ball form?
>> Anonymous
>>540333
hurhurhur
>> Anonymous
>>540311
Oh no, most of us guys in this thread are very attracted to her. We just respect her as well. If she was real and was all like "hey, wanna do it?", I'd be on that.

I guess I feel like I'm afraid she'll come up behind me and blow my head off if I fap to her :(
>> Anonymous
>>540394
yah...i can see that...
that deep shit in a relationship doesnt work...but with someone whose just as dumb as a rock, it just isnt any fun...
so a samus figure type person...i suppose the friend with benefits thing is how shed be...in a way
>> Anonymous
If she existed, she wouldn't want to fuck any of you neckbeards.
>> Anonymous
>>540398
Failed troll
>> Yes Jebus
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>> Anonymous
> 03/09/08(Sun)18:06

This thread lasted a whole week? Damn this is great.
>> Anonymous
This thread has every pic except the one of her in the black get up where she's pointing her finger like it's a gun, with her in the suit doing the same thing in the background. I thought I had it, but I can't find that shit.
>> Anonymous
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>>540333
>how the hell does she get into that ball form?
Like this. Fuck's like a tiger, etc.