Why Ma'am, that bikini is a tad too small for you.
You ought to find a size that will fit you.
Please, I insist that you mustn't stay in that lewd position! There are children here!
Oil your rack? Certainly!..oh! You said BACK, I see, many pardons.
bump for a so-far godly thread!
I'm sorry, but I'm not actually a gynecologist.
Oh dear, we'll need to get that AC unit installed as soon as possible.