awesome
>>624575Awesome.>>624540Where is the keyboard?! THIS IS NOT REALISTIC ENOUGH FOR ME.
>>624641Clearly the keyboard is in one of those roll-away tray/drawer thingies. If you aren't using, why have it in the way when you're just browsing pics.
Cyber Masterbation... nice.
>>624695Umm, isn't that what everyone on /e/ does?
I know they're reposts but i just can't sage this thread ;_;
>>624649In the way? My good sir, the control+tab shortcut for tabbed browsing is by far one of the most useful for this content, and I always use the keyboard.
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>>624724try pressing your mouswheel down like a button while the cursor is over an image (if you have one).
>>624539Hey look, its rule 63 me.
>>624541Source?
Girls don't masturbate!
>>626218LIES, LIES AND SLANDERstop spreading your interbutt liesgirls masturbate all the time
I hate you all.I have a paper due in under 2 hours.
>>624641>>>624540>Where is the keyboard?! THIS CONFUSES AND INFURIATES ME.
>>624575I just now noticed that she's working, not shlicking.
>>626218What are you talking about? We do it more than men.
>>626580I love you. Marry Me?
>>626580Physically impossible.
>>626580Nope, you don't.
>>626580obvious guymy ex wouls schilk 2 or 3 times a week, I fap 4 fimes a daythis is the normshit, my current gf doesnt even schlick a allever
Oh shit this looks like a contest!WHO WILL WIN!?
I fap almost every 3 hours, sometimes I wake up at night just to fap. lets see a girl top that
>>626635I disagree. My current girlfriend masturbates at least three times a day. I, on the other hand (pardon the pun), only do it once, if that.Most of the women I know have a MUCH higher sex drive than most of the men I know.
>>626647Forgot mah pic.
>schlikhahaha thats gotta be a onamonapea
>>626647you need to meet some non-whale women then
Hmm 2 self pleasure threads. Let the other one fall out
>>626635>my current gf>gfHA!
Just cross your legs and bend your body outward while applying pressure to your clitoris. Easy way for girls to orgasm plus it can be done publicly without anybody noticing.
>>626659I dont get how that does much. Besides wouldnt it leave a big wet spot on your pants?
>>626660Panty shields
>>624641Don't need a keyboard to play a HCG.
>>626661I guess that would work unless your a person who has big climaxes
>>626635Fapping four times a day is NOT the fucking norm. How the hell you you muster the energy to get out of bed in the morning?
>>626703sugar you noob.
>>626703Dunno about you, but fapping doesn't really drain my energy. Real sex is a hell of a lot more work.
I masturbate morning and night, and if I take a nap... I masturbate then, normally climaxing 2-3 times! So, TAKE THAT testosterone! We win!
>>626780You must be very angry and ronery.
>>626780You have no idea how much I'd like to spend one day as a girl. Except I would spend the whole day schlicking probably.
>>626846Tribadism as well?
G Spot > Nintendo DS
U ppl need to post more pics
Why yes you do.
>>626911
>>627610This picture confuses me. I'm guessing that's a Wii controller, so does it vibrate or something?
>>627679Its for those Wario Ware minigames where the female player needs a penis."Who's the girl next door, living in the haunted mansion?"
>>626651how the hell do u work Konta.sakura's maid system? i can't figure it out T.T
>>627610Wii remotes don't vibrate nearly enough to be used as a dildo