Now for something... a little different.
When god masturbates, who kills the kittens?
>>582946paradox
God can't mastrubate. Why do you think there's so much kitten killing?
>>582949Buddha, Odin, Zeus, and Ra take it in shifts. Yaweh's a horny bastard. That's why Christians invented Jesus.
On a related note...Isn't there supposed to be a set of this?