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Boobzealot !BOOBZ/31nw
OK, all you genuses who can read Japanese, here's your chance to show how good you are. Go to the URL below, and see if you can figure out the riddle that will reveal the nude version of this pic, then post it in this thread. We're counting on you.

http://el.luft.jp/illust/or45_in.html
>> Anonymous
I'm working on it through a translator, but I'm not getting very far. Anyone else wanna give it a shot?
>> Babble Fish CaptAnime
It becomes digression, but former times, the time where part-time job is done with the hot spring hotel,
Eating the ice at the bathroom, the rubbish the scattering and others refuse ? is many even excessively,
When cleaning always the ???? ? it was.
(It is many) for the vending machine of the ice to be installed in bathhouse neighborhood inside the hotel,

When eating and drinking is not prohibited, it is free to eat, but
You will throw away the rubbish securely in the trash box, (w =
>> Anonymous
>>232156again.

I've managed to figure a few things out now.

First, this: http://www.alexquinn.org/japan/photos/medium/2005-01-09-190222--DSCN1760.JPG

That's what she's holding. Yes, I know what it looks like. No, thats not what it is. It's actually ice cream packed into a condom-like tube.

It's asking for what it's called.

A clue given seems to say that he's asking for an older name, From back when, if I'm reading this correctly, "Famicom" was synonymous with video games (similar to how "Nintendo" was synonymous with video games in America, circa late 80's).

Either way, does anyone out there know what its called?
>> Sojigo !v.eBcKo/Wc
Tamago aisu.
>> Anonymous
>>232426

That makes 3 names I've seen it called. Only problem is the puzzle is calling for one in the form of "(Something) no (something)". The first "something" can be written with 8 english characters. The second with 3. That's all I've managed to figure out so far.
>> Anonymous
>>232158
>>232432

Yes, that seems to be the case. But it's nothing obvious like "icecream egg" or variations thereof. And Google hasn't been much help.
>> Anonymous
>>232530

I'm pretty sure that whatever the obscure name is, its written (two kanji) no (two kanji). The first romanized is 8 letters, the second 3 letters. Not that that really helps much if you're not 1. Japanese or 2. old enough to have heard such a name.

Either someone should try 2ch, or we wait till the artist gives another hint.
>> very very VERY rough human translation. Anonymous
SUPER KILLER ONSEN QUIZ '07
<something>
It's quiz time.

This time, it is a problem about the ice Bakuko-san is holding in her left hand in the pic.

Inside this gum-tube ice, there exists a commodity named???????.

Please answer me with the name.

"Balloon ice", "squish [actual word "oppai" but you /e/ get teh idea] ice", etc. there are various ways of saying it, this ice, however, when I was a kid the area I was living had this as a captioned(?) commodity (and it wasn't enough); it was popular to call it such. Even now I call it this, I think perhaps family and old friends and such may also still call it this. Whenever our mums' and dads' generation passes call out the Famicom in much the same way (lol)

Features:
-Vanilla lact ice is put into crude rubber tube.
-You cut open the tip with scissors or teeth to eat it
>> Anonymous
(Weirdo translator here running on 30mins of sleep in past 3 days)

I'm pretty sure the pass is "egg" or "ice". I think the answer might be related to "columbus' egg" (I fucking kid you not: http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/54/0000299354/56/imgdaed12ddobj6cw.jpeg ). However, I tried it, didn't work. Meh.
>> Anonymous
>>232541
Oh wait. Haha now I remember. Columbus doesn't fit into 2 kanji at _all_.
>> Anonymous
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Figured it out (yep same guy). Turns out the password is "egg", but I'll leave the figuring out for the truly dedicated.

Anything past this pic in the series is not really /e/ material anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>232546

Wow the artist even drew the veins.
>> Boobzealot !BOOBZ/31nw
>>232546
You sir, win 10,000 internets. Now for the million, please post the other pics in /h/.
>> Aleolus
So then what's the username, if egg is the password? icecream?
>> Anonymous
>>232561
true! thats nice
>> Anonymous
>>232561
>>232662
At least the artist knows that blood flows into the breasts, whether they're real or fake. Must've been a lot of blood circulating in order to take care of those things.
>> Anonymous
>>232546

Thanks for all that. But how about a hint or something?
>> Anonymous
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>>232563
B'oh, alright.

(No more hints for solving the puzzle, Anonymous. I posted enough here that anyone with a miniscule knowledge of Japanese should be able to look it up.)
>> Anonymous
http://orz.4chan.org/h/res/525095.html
>> Anonymous
Sage for morons who fell for the trick and are doing this guy's work for him.
>> Anonymous
age to expose just what an asshole Anonymous is. I wasn't doing anyone's "work", I solved the riddle for my own amusement, posted the clues, and the pics, leaving the answer to be one eight-letter English noun for the truly inquisitive.

Find a nice tall bridge and go jump off it.
>> Anonymous
I'm trying to figure this out too, but I'm stuck. Anything, even a tiny hint would help. Anyone?
>> Anonymous
>>233044
Password is "egg".
Find a two-kanji "egg" and google it. It may be helpful to include keywords such as ??? (="ice", but generally only colloquially used in the sense of ice snack since they have their own word for it). Actually, that will probably give you the answer (it would be a painfully easy search for a Japanese if they didn't just know the answer, that's why there are no hints beyond the original problem).
>> Anonymous
Thank you, Anonymous.
>> Anonymous
>>233234
My pleasure, Anonymous.

(in other news, i came)