Elf liek pedo
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Pedo licks elf
Pedo gets Elf-AIDS.
>>227622Fool! Elves do not have the AIDS!
>>227683Elf gets pedo-AIDS.
Sorry, but elfs are all born already a hundred years old. There's no such thing as young elfs, so there are no elf kiddies for pedos to raep.
>>227695Elves reach adulthood at the age of 1 billion
>>227696There's more than enough for Pedo to enjoy his little elf.