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Anonymous
>>424225 It's to protect Japanese civilization. See, after the atomic bomb went off, a new breed of watermelon appeared. This watermelon was different, though. It was vampiric. These new watermelons terrorized the countryside until finally, the brave soul Toshiro Mifune figured out how to combat them: with a baseball bat. Now, every summer, Japanese people drag their watermelons out to the beach and beat their heads in with a baseball bat, for the safety of the country.
But there's an even newer breed of watermelon now. Square ones. Will this be Japan's final downfall?
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