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ABC's of Kinky Sex Anonymous
A is for asphyxiation, you won't catch your breath
>> Anonymous
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B is for the blindfold, that keeps you dark as death
>> Anonymous
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C is for your cockwich that I squash beneath my shoe
While I watch you wiggle, and I laugh at you
>> Anonymous
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D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow
>> Anonymous
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E is for your enema, I control the flow
>> Anonymous
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F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent
>> Anonymous
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G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent
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H is for humiliation that you must bear
>> Anonymous
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I will immobilize you in my sexual lair
>> Anonymous
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J is for your jizzy, jerking tendency
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K for kisses
>> Anonymous
K is for K-K-K-K-KOMBO BREAKER
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L for love and licks you offer me
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M is for the manacles imprisoning your feet
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N is for your nelly little nimby so sweet
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O is for the O-rings, holding you in place
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P is for the perspiration dripping down your face
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Q is for the quirk I use to whip your eager ass
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R is for restraints, to make the magic last
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S is for sweet suffering that only you will know
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T is for the torment, that keeps you on the go
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U is for unbridled lust that only I control
As I claim for my own your body, mind, and soul
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V is for the vicious urge to struggle in vain
While I tease and tantalize you and eroticize your pain
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W is where, a winding woman walks
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X is for excruciating X-rated talk
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Y is you the yo-yo; I yank upon your string
Watch you yell and holler from the pleasure that it brings
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Z is for the zestfulness with which you will submit
Now I've taught you every letter so remember all of it
>> Anonymous
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>>881621
I got one of these. I never really got it to work though...
>> Anonymous
>>881672
what do you do with it? .__.
>> Anonymous
>>881672
You can't work an aneros. congrats, you're a fucking IDIOT. either that or you dont have a prostate
>> i love you Anonymous
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this is a pretty cool thread, even if it copypasta. thank you for writing it and i hope you get a lot of really awesome sex in the future.
>> Anonymous
>>881710
Thank you anon. It is indeed copypasta, as the lines are the lyrics to a song.
>> Anonymous
Awesome thread. Should've known they were Lords of Acid lyrics, but thanks for all the pics and effort!

Anon has upped the ante -- let's make all our threads this good from now on!
>> Anonymous
>>881625

Fail for not having D is for Dickgirls.
>> Anonymous
>>881628

You had a shot to redeam yourself by saying F is for Futanari, but you failed again. Get the fuck out.
>> Anonymous
>>881805
>>881807
It's the ABCs of kinky sex, not /d/. Dickgirls and Futa aren't always considered kinky.
>> Anonymous
>>881807
>>881805

You two need to lurk the fuck moar. It was clearly stated that these were song lyrics. GTFO of my /d/.
>> LargoTK
>>881656

I hate to ask to wreck this beautiful thread, but which Uziga manga is "X" from?
>> Anonymous
The crap is a nelly little nimby?
>> Anonymous
>>881698
Does this "prostate" actually work or is it an excuse so you can fantasize about wanting it in your ass? ;3
>> Anonymous
I fucking love this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>882116
It works, but then you also become more girly and submissive.
>> Bill Nye
>>882116

Bill Nye wants to know what girls are doing in /d.
>> Anonymous
>>881621
>>881636
>>881628

source?
>> Anonymous
>>881800

It's not Lords of Acid, the name of the band is AKASH
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb
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A is for A-Kaguya, my favorite cg sets for all time.
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb
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If A is for Ail-soft, then B is for breasts! They can never be big enough.
>> Anonymous
>>882041
Mai-chan's daily life. I'd only reccomend it if you have a strong stomache and a very warped sense of humor.


Also, I have no idea what a nelly little nimby is.
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb
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A is also for Alice in Sexland!
So C is for caterpillar!
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb
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C is also for catgirl! ... Oh, we're onto D for double-dildo!

No wait, something is missing.
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb
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Oh yeah, it's not D, this is /d/!
That means /d/ickgirl!
(Also C is for cum bath and F is for flatchest, but those don't count yet.)
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb
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E is for enema - with cum, for extra value.
You didn't think I'd skip a letter did you?
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb
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F is for futanari. Again, just can't help it.
>> Anonymous
g is for guro its not allowed here
>> Anonymous
H is for hentai. It has to be /d/ifferent to get posted 'round these parts.
>> Anonymous
/i/ is for incest.
>> Anonymous
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J is for jerking off.
>> draker !KtMudshitI
F is for Faggot
because the op is clearly one
>> Anonymous
>>881637
sauce on this one?
>> Anonymous
T is for this guy!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CNczht1aHVo

sick!!!
>> Anonymous
F is for friends who...
>> Anonymous
>>881628

source anyone? never seen it before
>> Anonymous
C is for copy cancer that is infesting my /d/ick.
>> Anonymous
These are not the ABCs of kinky sex. These aren't even the ABCs of femdom. If they were, P most certainly wouldn't stand for "perspiration."

So just say what you mean. And what you mean is "Look at me, I can copy song lyrics!" Shut up.