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ITT: Great potential businesses based on /d/ fetishes

"Human milk is not produced or distributed industrially or commercially"
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk
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Trap Maid Cafés. Yeah, I know there are in Japan but I also want them in western countries.
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Eggs are delicious.

Why not giant anthropomorphic hermaphroditic chicken eggs?
>> Anonymous
>>1045386
'cause there are no hermaphrodites lying eggs?
>> Anonymous
>>1045350

What?
>> Anonymous
>>1045350
>>1045399

Muh... why was I not informed of this sooner??
>> Anonymous
/d/ickgirls, ofcourse. We do have she-males, but that's not it.
>> Anonymous
One of my most endearing fantasies is where I'm inside a vending machine on a street and you can pay a dollar to drink from my tits.

I have no idea how I stumbled across this but the idea of being milked for profit is the hottest. I wouldn't mind being a dairy cow if I were taken care of.
>> Anonymous
Depends how appetizing said tits are.
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If you dont milk them often, they get a little too full.
>> Anonymous
>>1045813
Name and location, sexy.
>> Blackarachnia's Giant Robot Tits !bXU0gE0lts
>>1045904
Fucking second'd
>> Anonymous
>>1045896

OH GOD MILK HER. THEY ARE GOING TO BURST. SHES MAKIGN IT FASTER THAN IT CAN LEAK OUT AND THEY ARE GOING TO KEEP GETTING BIGGER TILL THEY POP.
>> Anonymous
>>1045904
Fuck, yes. I've got one HELL of a milking fetish.

I bet she'd make a sexy little cow.
>> Anonymous
lactating again you say? PASS ME A GLASS!
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>> Anonymous
I demand more, and a link to related content if anyone has it.

Please.
>> C h a n
>"Human milk is not produced or distributed industrially or commercially"
>Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk

Quick, somebody throw up a [fact] tag on that article!
>> Anonymous
>>1045904


lolno

/d/: kinky internet hookups

that being said, I can't imagine there not being some art of this scenario>>1045813, so bump for that
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You ask, Anonymous delivers.
Here's a CG of a milk vending machine, courtesy of the game Oppai Baka.
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I've been noticing that this year, either Japan has been slacking on pumping out lactation doujin, or whoever's scanning them has lost interest in said materials.

Either way, I lose.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Shit that will never work.
>> Anonymous
>>1046146

because the rest of /d/ is rooted in reality.

sage for no image
>> Anonymous
>>1046156
>Great potential business ideas
Look at the first post again and then think again about what you posted.
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FUND IT!
>> Anonymous
Now we would also need some dairy products.
>> Anonymous
Sauce for>>1046445? This one's great!
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>>1046146

Oh I will make it work, and when it does...

NO MILK FOR YOU!

(pic unrelated)
>> Anonymous
>>1045813
zOMG LOL PICS PLZ!
>> Anonymous
>>1046536

You can't make cheese from human milk. It's missing vital curdling ingredients.
>> WitnessX !!danMsLweUxt
>>1046137
So do I, lose.
>> Anonymous
>>1046826
It looks like somebody in France figured it out:
http://membres.lycos.fr/petitsingly/

Either that or the site's full of shit and they really use cows or goats' milk.
>> Anonymous
>>1046849

That site is a hoax.
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>> Anonymous
>>1045350
there's fucking new-half cafes in Japan? Source?
>> Anonymous
>>1046826
couldn't said curdling ingredients be added? Or would you have to basically mix it with cow or goat milk?

Not that it'd be that arousing. Human cheese would be so far removed from all aspects of the fetish that unless you can REALLY appreciate it on an abstract level it'd be really boring.

You'd just be sitting there with a piece of cheddar, nibbling on it a bit, and going "Huh. Yeah, that's titcheese alright."