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Anonymous
It still amazes me. People I know in real life, televangelists, my parents. You crazy Christians with your quaint traditions and superstitions and rituals. And then, of course, I look at the President, the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, the News Media, the Propaganda News Media (also referred to as Fox News), and really everywhere else. And I stop seeing the humor.
What kind of God do you worship? Really? (That's rhetorical, by the way. I know the answer perfectly well.)
You, my friends, my Crazy Christian friends, worship the God of Mythology. You realize this, yes?
Remember in your English classes and your Mythology classes, where you read stories of Zeus smiting people with his lightening bolts, seducing anything that moved, arguing with his wife Hera, and even having sex with Leda in the form of a swan? Remember that time you first asked yourselves 'Whoa... the Greeks actually bought this shit?'
Now, I ask you to remember that time Abraham was about to take a knife to Isaac, until God popped up and said "I was just joking." Or that time God said "Innocent civilian first born sons of Egypt? Dead." Or that time God said, "All of humanity? Dead. Noah, build a boat and save all the animals. All of them. One boat." Of course, he hasn't really said much else since Jesus was immaculately conceived. Apparently, he began suffering from shyness, and hasn't really done in the last 2,000 or so years, except to painstakingly effect the subtle mutation of genes and reproduction to arrive at new variations of species, in a process ONCE thought to be evolution, but is self-evidently actually Intelligent Design.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
^--- All of the above is copypasta, but it spares me from having to type out something similar every time.
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