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Selkie Anonymous
this is a selkie ala mtg, would /d/ fuck it?
>> Anonymous
I can't wait till monstergirl encyclopedia artist starts looking into other mythology for monstergirls. Scottish, Nordic and english are bound to have some fun stuff
>> Anonymous
So is that like an elf seal centaur or something?
>> Anonymous
>>976770
Read up on Celtic mythical monsters/faerie folk
>> Anonymoose
>>976770
What you just said is one of the most insanely, idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your incoherent response, were you close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
>> Anonymous
...well that sure didn't take long.
>> Anonymous
>>976770
That one kind of looks like it, yeah.
>> Anonymous
the selkie is a woman that normally has the form of a seal, occasionally taking the "seal suit" off.
>> Anonymous
>>976847
you're on /d/ get the fuck off your high horse
>> Anonymous
>>977714
No worries, he was just quoting Happy Gilmore.
>> Anonymous
>>977890

God damnit that is from Billy Madison.
>> Anonymous
Looks evil, wouldn't come near it.
>> Anonymous
I've heard of those; they say that they're normally hot and if you find their seal skin, they bcome your slave until they get it back.
... Short answer: yes, I'd fuck it.
>> Anonymous
>>977982
Thank you for giving OP the answer he wanted.
And I'd fuck it too.
>> Anonymous
>>977982

Protip: when they find their seal skin they fucking kill you.
>> Anonymous
>>978180
Which is why you do your utmost to make sure she really, really enjoys her stay.
>> Anonymous
>>976847..this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award...

fucking lol. you dumb shit.
>> Lemon Tart
Who is the artist???
>> Anonymous of Earth
What wouldn't /d/ fuck?
>> Anonymous
>>978668
those hairy gay mermaids someone posts every once in a while
>> Anonymous
>>978668
Oddly enough...

Other men.
>> Anonymous
>>976737

I hope I get that card at the prerelease this weekend so I can fap to it. Theres a couple selkies in the set right?
>> Anonymous
Selkies have webbed fingers and toes in their human form. Their offspring do so, too.
>> Anonymous
I woud wreck it. Then I'd wreck it again, and again, and again...
>> Anonymous
Wonder what'd happen if you put on their seal-thingy.
>> Anonymous
YES.
>> Anonymous
I know a girl who was really obsessed with these...

She thought they were so cool. She was really cute, smart, and pretty...

...I haven't seen her in years.
>> Anonymous
Has anyone found selkie porn yet?
>> Anonymous
the endless obsession?
>> Anonymous
>>979364
Hm?
>> Anonymous
>>978696
There's the one they previewed, but it's just the top-half of the head lurking out of the water. Dunno if any cards have full body art.

The fat pack does though.