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The Archeologist
Greetings, /d/eviants.
I bring salutations from /R9K/: Please hear me out.
I am on a mission to catalog all cancer on 4chan, board by board. Every board has their cancer. /b/'s is post ending in, /wg/'s is post your desktop, /a/'s is Code Geass. What is your cancer, /d/?
Pic not related, but definitely hot.
>> Ehhh.....
Personally, I'd say that, currently, it's the mods. Their announcements only make people fight more, and they seem to be getting even less interested than ever in actually moderating the board.
>> Anonymous
Shitty western art, arguments over shitty western art, and furries.
>> The Archeologist
>>1023046
I'd have to agree.
/d/ is one of my main porn boards, so I know what you mean.
I only asked because I want an un-biased opinion from the whole of each board.
Any more suggestions?
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
vore
>> Anonymous
Furries-across all boards.

the end.
>> Anonymous
I'll spare you the trip to /m/
HEAVEN OR HELL!! (versus) threads
Strike Witches troll
is this /m/?
NOT /m/! RAAAGE
dramafags
The main problem is that people just can't ignore threads that they should, whether it's troll or just something that doesn't fall within their realm of interest (e.g. toku, Code geass)
we have a bit too many tripfags who don't really do enough to actually warrent doing so.
>> Anonymous
Furries.
And requests, but they don't invoke as much hatred and community spirit as the furries. In fact requests get shit from one guy whereas the whole board will valiantly band together when somebody posts the slightest bit of "too much monster" in a monster girl thread.

>>1023094
You go die. Preferably through vore.
>> Anonymous
>/b/'s is post ending in

No, /b/ is just all cancer now. You're a fucking idiot, this whole website is horrible now. Only boards worth browsing are the porn ones.


Also "lol sauce pls" threads.
>> Anonymous
My biggest gripe would be off-topic threads (much rather like this one) appearing in the middle of my porn.

"Oooh, /d/, does this make me gay?" "Oooh, /d/, is child porn fine here?" "Oooh, /d/, I wanna be somebody's petboy."

But then I admire your spunk and desire to cleanse 4chan of cancer. Ain't gonna happen but you are a wonderful dreamer, Archeologist.
>> Anonymous
Arguements over Futanari science / if liking it makes you gay.
>> Anonymous
Not sure if it counts as cancer, but futa is popular enough to have its own board here pretty much, and it reduces the exposure other fetishes get.
>> Ehhh.....
>>1023139
I know this advice gets posted almost as frequently as your complaint, but it's very easy to start a thread about material you like if you can't find one yourself.
>> DJ ProfessorK !!8Z3r86kQLWy
>>1023096

Oh for Christ sake

anthropomorphic characters =/= furries

Furries are just the retarded freaks that are obsessed and sexually aroused by anthropomorphic characters
>> Blueshirt !!1OzoxYp5Bp0
"I'm sagebombing/hijaking this thread because I don't like that fetish."

Luckily it doesn't happen much anymore. So I'm gonna go with Western Art.
>> Lopretni !whV/ncw.ZE
>>1023043
As with most boards

>People who /r/ but never got to /r/ first or provide something in return for t heir request
>People who ask for sauce but never give anything in return
>Faggots who go around saging threads because they have low self esteem
>Dramafags

You'll find the same for most other porn boards. /y/ in particular, but that's because /y/ is for girls.
>> Anonymous
I'll save you a trip to /co/

Watchmen threads
Avatar threads
Batman threads
femanon threads
attention whoring (be it drawfaggotry, namefaggotry, or RPing)
>> Anonymous
Arguments over western art. There is no bigger shitstorm. Not necessarily western art itself, but the fights that break out because of it. That's /d/'s cancer.

>>1023222
>>attention whoring (be it drawfaggotry, namefaggotry, or RPing)

Nooooo, this is what makes /co/ good, /co/mrade.
>> Cr9 !!8jMEdAlRRTX
To help the cataloging:
/f/ is the incessant hooding, zone fakes and "/r/ing hacked version".
/x/ is copypasta threads.
>> Anonymous
>>1023230
No. Oh God, no. It makes it one of my least favorite boards. Jesus, you guys are as bad as gamefaqs.
>> Anonymous
>>1023211
Actually, as a /y/ denizen (girl, yes), I can tell you that the cancer there is:

-bara/bishi wars
-Naruto and Death Note threads
-sauce requests (of course)
-/cm/ material
-/cm/ material
-more /cm/ material
>> Anonymous
>>1023043
I've read through the other responses, and even though most people don't like western art, there will still be SOME people who like it. So if there's enough then a thread of it will be allowed here. I think it's safe to say that NO ONE likes any form of scat here on /d/. So I propose that scat is /d/'s cancer. Good thing we chemo it as soon as it appears.
>> Anonymous
/h/ cancer is easy. Any slight hint that you are making a request sends the board into a RAGEFEST the likes of which have never been seen by mortal eyes
>> Anonymous
Honestly the "cancer" is futa, I know a lot of people who are into that will be angry at me for saying it, but we seriously need to cut back on the futa, for every short-lived thread that is not futa related there is a million more futa related threads.
>> Anonymous
/d/'s cancer is dickgirls.
>> Anonymous
arguments over rules
threads starting with /r or "OMG SAUCE"
"futa = gay"

for the record, I don't care if art is western or not; I only care if it's shitty
>> Anonymous
>>1023505
I agree with this guy completely and add only that discussions about furries.

Personally, I think that we as /d/eviants are kinda being a bit hypocritical. The reason why were here is because we have very specific and very outlandish fetishes that can't be met anywhere else but here.
>> Anonymous
^^ Huh, I just realised that without thinking it, I just submitted a prime example of the cancer I was talking about. stupid stupid me.
>> Anonymous
>>1023414
I find this true, and only agree becuase I have to in order to be honest. Im into futa, but when it clogs the whole fucking front page, then it becomes a problem. Other shit belongs here too damn it.
Needs moar aputee...
>> Anonymous
thanks for telling me /wg/ cancer now its time to make em die muhahaha . i love desktop pics . time to spread lung cancer of love
>> Anonymous
Anything to do with male homosexuality. Honestly, if you see some shit on /d/, do not ask if "it's gay". All you need ask are these simple questions:

A. Is this appropriate for /d/? For example, if you think dickgirls are gay, fine, but they're still appropriate for /d/, according to the rules, so if you sage it, you are a douchebag of the highest caliber.

B. Does this turn me on? If yes, fap to it motherfucker. If not, move on to next thread. You don't need to sit there debating your own sexuality or whether or not it's "okay" to like the shit. You're on /d/, it has rape and shit, discussions of the porn's "okay-ness" should not happpen.
>> Anonymous
vore
>> Anonymous
"Does anyone know of any good (whatever), pic kinda related" threads. Fuck. Also "/r/ has failed me". If /r/ fails you, chances are no one gives a shit, or your request is so esoteric that there's little to be found of what you're looking for, so give the fuck up and fap to something else.
>> Anonymous
Without question, it's the "FUTA = GAY" shitfests that invariably pop up every couple of weeks. That people over the internet feel the need to justify liking or not liking CARTOON WOMEN WITH PENISES is all kinds of fucking stupid. Those threads are filled with nothing but 15 year olds who have yet to grow out of their rabid homophobia.

And speaking of gay shit, /y/'s cancer is shota and the never-ending Bara/Bishie holy war. It's absolutely maddening.
>> Anonymous
>>1023592
Seconded, thirded, and goddamn infinity'd. That shit wrecks every board it happens on.

It's gotten so bad that it's hard to tell if the posters are just idiot newfags who need to lurk more, or trolls trying to start shit.

I'll add:
-Shitstorming about furries
-Western art, and the shitstorms it brings
-vore
-scat

/h/ also has the problem of too many wankers reposting shit to whore up some Rapidshare points. C74 has temporarily minimized this, but it won't last.

Personally, I don't think futa is /d/ cancer. If it's not something you like, post something you do like. If it gets no response, then your fetish just doesn't garner much interest.
>> Anonymous
>>1023639again.
Forgot one to add to the Cancer of All Boards list:
Asshole spammers posting links and single pics attempting to drum up hits for their website. (I'm looking at you, imperia-of-hentai. Take your shit elsewhere.)
>> Anonymous
1. The "vore is gore" debate (I personally like it and [content depending] believe it is A-OK for posting on /d/)
2. "Get that Western art out of my /d/!" Eh, I understand the rules and obey them, but I've found some nice fappable things as a result of rule breaking.
3. /r/s that contribute nothing. If you want to /r/ a manga and post a full one before someone even gives you the source for what you were looking for, cool. If you post one image and expect us to look for it, screw you.
4. "Let's have a _______ thread!" followed by the OP posting exactly 1 image. This is related to #3.

That's about it really. /d/'s a pretty cancer-free board imo.
>> Anonymous
western art, requests and arguments
>> Anonymous
Vore is fine imo, Scat is not

Furrys can fucking find another board to fester on.

Cancer is WeeBoo's complaining about anything and everything that is allowed imo
>> Anonymous
poser, furry-vore, vore, furry, shitty western art

Roughly in that order.
Note: I don't count well drawn western art as cancer.
>> Anonymous
Most people in this thread who list western art as the cancer, does this mean they hate it or they hate the fact it's banned?

Because, to be fair, it's the mods who banned it. They didn't do it because of public opinion.
>> Anonymous
Basically? What everybody else said. /r/s, shitty art, off-topic posts, etc.
Sadly, it is with a heavy heart that I must exclude furries from the list. For starters, /d/'s nature allows for wide grey areas, so it suffers from arguments over if something is furry or not when it's too close to call. Further, although I know for a fact that /d/ is rife with furries, they seem to keep the DRAMA and BAAAWWWing to themselves - if I don't have to put up with words like "yiff" or "fursecution", and they aren't starting outright furry threads, then I don't give two shits.
TL;DR: CANCER requires massive infections of FAIL, but /d/ is low on furfaggotry. Sad but true.

Now, in terms of ACTUAL cancer I think the worst offender is the /r/ threads, and the worst of those are the ransomers - the guys who are like "I WILL PROVIDE SAUCE WHEN MY DEMANDS ARE MET".
Another cancer is redundant threads. I love futa, but we don't need ten fucking threads of it on the first page.

But you want to know the cancer that's killing 4chan? Moot can't post enough to be a familiar face on ANY of the boards, so as soon as he tripfags in a thread it derails like the fist of northstar, with the end result of moot being in forced anon. Without a bond between the mods, admins, and the users, the shit that needs fixing is going to fester and rot.

Oh, and we could probably use some /d/ sub-boards, with /d/ set-up as a digest feed and misc /d/eviance board.
>> Anonymous
>>1023995
Shit, forgot to say: Arguments over if something's furry or not are a FAR bigger problem than furries are. That faggotry hits every monstergirl, monster/girl, and etc thread that's posted.
I just went through all of /d/, and didn't notice a single furry thread. Either the mods are doing a damn good job, or the BAWWING about furries is worse than their disease.
>> Anonymous
I think /d/'s cancer is mainly the furry (doesn't get posted that often) and /d/'s retarded stigma of western art despite whatever the quality is. But then everyone sucks dmitrys cock any chance they get even though he's not asian, nor does he use an asian style.
>> Anonymous
>>1023999
Russia is in Asia.

Therefore, he is Asian.
>> Anonymous
>>1024043
Wat ?

If I may add, there is A LOT of BAWWing about shota, even if it's straight.
>> Anonymous
>>1023999
Mods made an exception for Dmitrys for many reasons, the main one being he is actually good. Another is probably because he actually visits here and lets you post his work without baaawing over copyright like most western artists.

I like the western art rule anyway because the *only* western art faggots seem to post is Doug Winger and Kim Possible /34/ rather than Zimmerman or Johnny Swell.
>> Anonymous
>>1024066
Shota is banned directly by rule, and also, not everyone here is a gay pedo.
>> Anonymous
/d/'s cancer is faggots bitching about western art regardless of its quality.
>> Anonymous
>>1024072
/d/'s cancer are also these faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>1024085
>faggots

IRONY!!!
>> Anonymous
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>>1024072
shota is a FICTIONAL art form the same as any other type of hentai so it doesn't make a person a pedophile hell i like rape hentai but i dont go around rapeing people
>> Anonymous
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>>1024072
shota is a FICTIONAL art form the same as any other type of hentai so since its fictional it doesn't make a person a pedophile hell i like rape hentai but that doesent make me a rapeist
>> Anonymous
>>1023113
Speaks the truth
>> Anonymous
/d/'s cancer is this thread.
>> Anonymous
I'd say it's mostly requests and rules arguments.
Requests are the TRUE cancer of 4chan.
They've spread into every orifice of the site.
/d/ is just one big gray area with a few exceptions.
Not everybody agrees on where to draw the line.
Arguments over if something is furry, pedo, or shitty&western pop up all the damn time.
>> sage sage
BE, vore, bondage. Oh and those fucking giantess threads.
>> Anonymous
These are the cancers of /d/.

First, people who don't like someone else's uncommon marginalized fetish, and bitch about how their own uncommon marginalized fetish is more worthy of boardspace.

Second, fighting about how "gay" something may or may not be, especially given variations of the Chick with a Dick theme. Our freakish cartoon marginalized fetish internet pornography needs to be strictly heterosexual apparently. Tentacles and giant fat chicks and hairy armpits and adults wearing diapers and bitches made out of living jell-o and watermelons up the asshole are A-OK, so long as they're not GODDAMN QUEERS!

Thirdly, furry, scat, guro, loli/shota, and other shit that's off limits for all of 4chan (except /b/) getting directed here by assholes only mildly less ignorant than the people they're trying to chase off.
>> Anonymous
>>1025202

Fourth, how could I forget, as mentioned by so many others... /r/.

"I asked in /r/ and they failed, so..."

... so? Go back to /r/ and ask again.

You know what's really fascinating to me? All these people who supposedly posted in /r/ first, but can't be bothered to drop a link to their failed /r/ post. If /r/ is such a gigantic mass of failure, it must not move very fast, right? So the failed /r/ threads should be on some later page by the time the /r/equestfags come knocking, yes? Are these unreasonable assumptions? Show us some fucking PROOF that /r/ failed. And then gb2/r/ anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>1025211
/r/ doesn't work. It's a proven fact. It'd be nice if it did, though. So stop bitching and go to /r/ and be helpful.
>> Anonymous
The cancer of /b/ is newfags and unoriginality.

/d/:
source of pics threads that were posted yesterday.
>> Anonymous
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the cancer is just another fetish here.
no amount of stupid bullshit can slow us down.
we just keep posting porn.

/d/ is an unstoppable avalanche of morally depraved, sick shit.
when everything else is flames and fail, we'll still be fapping.
>> Anonymous
>>1023110

No, /m/'s cancer is tripfags/roleplay fags. Thats it. They are the cause of everything.
>> Hyperstimulation!
>>1023671

I don't mind people starting a thread and only having one image, if it's not blatantly /r/.
>> Anonymous
1) FUCKING REQUEST THREADS
2) livejournal shit "hey my boyfriend and I are thinking of..." FUCK OFF
>> Anonymous
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>>1023094
>>1023568
>>1023639
>>1023920
>>1025196
Add "whiny newfags who can't stand the existence of fetishes they aren't interested in" to the list. Most of the fetishes on /d/ make me sick (egg-laying and diapers to name a few) but you won't see ME bitching in every single thread they show up in. Mods said vore is allowed, get the fuck over it.

Aside from whiny faggots, the biggest problems are reposts, requests for reposts (especially of the My Life With Monstergirl series), shitty and/or western art, and a lack of decent moderation to keep the above problems in check.
>> Anonymous
>>1025196vore, bondage. Oh and those fucking giantess threads.

Brother, those are all I come here for.
>> Anonymous
Why have so many people in this thread said furries? I don't recall seeing a single furry image, or in fact anyone MENTION furries other than to complain about them, in months, and I come here practically every day...
>> Anonymous
>>1023139
I agree. /D/'s cancer is dickgirls. While I do enjoy them occasionally... However with the board occasionally having 75%+ of it; it makes it difficult to find other fetishes. I'd like to see separate room for that.
>> Anonymous
>>1025787
Have you ever considered Moot doesn't *want* to make a new board just for dickgirls? Especially seeing as it took him three fucking years to split /a/ and /jp/.

And once again: if you see too many dickgirls, start a non-dickgirl thread instead of whining.
>> Anonymous
>>1023043
You're approaching this wrong. The cancer is the users, not the posts.
The Eternal September of usenet is now the Eternal Summer of 4chan.
>> Zorg !so1CxTATIk
So, the catalog will be where exactly?
I'd like a copy of it.
>> GF
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The cancer of /d/ is the division of its people. If everyone on /d/ would shut up and just fap, this would be a much better bored. People need to just ignore the stuff they don't like instead of bitching about it.
>> Anonymous
Grey area discussion.
IF SOMETHING IS AGAINST THE RULES, FLAG IT.

The cancer is NOT someone elses fetish that you don't share.

BTW, has anyone ever made cancer fetish pics?
>> Anonymous
>>1025771
I agree... when does furry ever come up?
On the other hand most of the time there's always 1-2 requests per page
>> Anonymous
>>1025832
source source source!