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Sorry, Jesus, the best you can do is shove us into the second layer of hell along with The Lustful, although even that is pushing it as none of 4chan has actually ever _touched_ a girl, so you're relying entirely on Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife and assuming it applies to non-wifely women and imaginary non-wifely women as well. (Hitotdzuma fetishists, of course, are screwed.) And layer two is just about the shittiest of all possible layers. Our torment: spin around a big cyclone. Wow, a merry-go-round for all eternity?
Horrifying.
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