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PENIS ENLARGEMENT Anonymous
i would very much like my penis to become larger than it is currently, i believe that i am of average size but i want bragging rights, and it is kinda central to one of my fetishes ( too big insertions )

any advice or experience will be greatly appreciated and rewarded with more of my "too big" collection
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>>911161
>any advice or experience will be greatly appreciated and rewarded

Go ask someone who cares. /d/ is not your personal penis enlarger.
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Time for huge dicks.
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no luck eh
>> Anonymous
You must not have an email account.

Get one, and then wait.

The offers will come pouring in, my friend.
>> Anonymous
This is relevent to my interests
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>>911183
yea you spend hundreds of dollars on something that is not certified with anyone, and do no research on it at all. as for me ill keep researching till im fairly sure cause im poor
>> Anonymous
It isnt how big it is, its how you use it.
>> Anonymous
Too big is ze shit
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>>911192
Maybe it's both?
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>>911192
im not concerned about inadequacies, i just want it bigger because i want it to be that way.
>> Anonymous
Is that Penelopi Pitstop?

holy shit /d/!
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keep it going till i wake up, ill be back later
in return a personal favorite
>> Anonymous
I only wish I was average size. Being huge sucks, because your significant other never wants to have sex with you since YOU WILL RIP THEM APART. When your dick is so big it hurts vaginae- that's bad
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>>911222
To be fair, "HUGE" isn't as big as people imagine. The vagina isn't made of elastic. You don't have to have a dong longer than your arm to make a girl cry.
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>>911249
YES
>> Anonymous
>>911249
MOAR
>> Anonymous
actually a vagina can stretch to 40cm
>> Anonymous
>>911269
In length? Or cubic centimetres?
>> Anonymous
Protip: width is way more important than length.
>> Anonymous
>>911216
>>911206
>>911190
sauce on these three?
>> Anonymous
i believe it is width
>> Anonymous
Surgery is pretty much the only option and getting it can result in permanent inability to maintain an errection.
>> Anonymous
Penis enlargement almost always result in weak erections for the rest of your life. But if you must really have it, go see a doctor instead of bothering us about it. And don't buy any of these magical pills you see advertised all over the net, they're all scam.
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>>911192

Thats just an excuse for people with tiny ones
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>>911293
totally agree on this one. I always ask people who use that phrase "What if big people know how to use penis" ?.


mind explode. It's a pleasure to get on other's nerve.
>> Anonymous
>>911222

I'm not huge but I have a respectable size and girth, enough to punch my gals cervix.

Which is fun to brag about but I AAALWAYS have to take it slow.

I wish I could fuck like a rabid dog.
>> Anonymous
Has anyone ever tried using a vacuum pump to engorge the penis, while injecting themselves with a blood transfusion? I mean, would it work permanently?
>> Anonymous
>>911303
This is a good way to permanently lose your penis.
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>>911302
Hire a prostitute and do so.
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Yes you can enlarge your penis, OP, but it's a slow process.

The penis is made of cartilage, and as such it can be slowly increased in size...

Get a warm, wet flannel, and place it around your penis for 5 minutes. This will warm it up, getting it ready for the next part. You'll need a semi-erection for this (DON'T do it with a full hard-on), just enough blood in your penis that it's larger than normal, but not going to take anyone's eye out.

Now you need to start 'milking' it, from the base upwards, pushing the blood from the base to the head. You'll know you're doing it right because the head of your penis will go shiny and glossy from the blood in it.

Keep repeating this for a good 5 / 10 minutes.

There is no danger to this technique as long as you use common sense. Don't squeeze to hard, don't do it if you're erection is too large, and stop if it hurts. Some people have reported getting little red dots on their penis after trying this - apparently they're just burst capillaries, nothing serious, but it's never happened to me anyway. I've been doing this technique on and off for some time now, and whilst I haven't been actually recording any gain in length, I have certainly noticed it.

In before someone accuses me of trying to make you destroy your penis.
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>>911314
Oh, also, you need to do this for a good 15 minutes every night. It'd be a good idea to record your length before you start, and see if you notice any improvement after a few months. As I said, it's a slow process, and you're unlikely to see anything more than 1/2 an inch i growth within a few months, but then that's all down to how determined you are.
>> Anonymous
>>911314
>>the penis is made of cartilage

STOP. And let those of us who have actually dissected penises do the talking.
>> Anonymous
>>911316
then talk
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>>911161
thundersplace.org
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>>911302
You could always bite and snarl and drool like a rabid dog instead.
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>>911317
There's nothing to say except the obvious truth the OP doesn't want to hear: if there were a surefire, safe method for enlarging penises, every guy who's ever wanted to do so would use that method and this thread would have served its purpose by Post #2.

If the OP's penis is average-sized and he just wants bragging rights, he needs to grow up and realize that he can pleasure his woman and get her to brag about him to all of her girlfriends by his TECHNIQUE.

If the OP's penis is in the 25th percentile or smaller, chances are good he'll NEVER be able to get it to go past the 75th percentile even with all this talk of pills, massage, and surgery. It's like asking a doctor to make your thumb as wide as your arm. No can do.

Oh, and that>>911314has no fucking clue what he's talking about and his advice should be taken with a grain of salt considering he has the penis knowledge of a 5-year old. "Cartilage" indeed.
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>>911314
So, I ran into this before, it is from one of the penis enlargement websites. It is odd, because clearly a fair amount of it is fallacious; however, it is also a pretty widespread belief. There is a decent wiki article on the topic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement); look at 'jelq' for the technique anon described.
The interesting thing is that some of the stuff these sites do discuss are pelvic floor exercises (aka kegels), which are predominately associated with female sexual health (read as tightness). But they try to sell them as helping guys. No idea if it works, though maybe that is on wikipedia too?
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>>911346
The only thing kegels would theoretically help a guy out with are:

1- pubic bulge (any muscle growth would take place where there is muscle, i.e. the ischiocavernosus and bulbospongiosus aren't going to be doing much in the distal penis)

2- moving his penis "no hands" style (yeah, good luck with that)

I don't see why anyone who knows what these muscles actually do in men and where they are located in men would think that they would help lengthen or widen his penis. In layspeak, "the muscles are so close to the trunk of your body that even if they had ROID RAGE you wouldn't see any results in the part of your penis that penetrates your woman."