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Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation jo
Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.

<www.herbolove.com>

Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.

If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.
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1. soft & weak erections
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2. premature ejaculation
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3. penis shrinkage
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4. irritability
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5. stress & anxiety
>> Knowledge! CaptainCrunch
I would like to know, and I think we all do, how much masturbation is good masturbation.

I know, it's all good, but how much do you reccomend?
>> Anonymous
Why hallo thar doctor from 50 years ago
>> Anonymous
and what does Wikipedia say about masturbation?
>> Anonymous
how much is too much?
>> Anonymous
>>448782
you'll notice when you shoot hot air only
>> Anonymous
what about excessive sex?
>> Anonymous
no such thing
>> Anonymous
OP I think this is pure bullshit. But just wondering, what behavioral consequences would occur?

My gf is getting really sick of me wanting to fuck her as soo nas we are indoors. And I masturbate basically when ever I can. That means as soon as I think I can orgasm again, I do.

In fact, Im sure a lot of people on 4chan do what I do. I play excessive amoutns of videogames that involve fighting/killing and I masturbate all of the time. Would this make you more horny/aggressive or mellow you the fuck out? Because Im never tired, but Im never really out climbing trees and shit. I could argue either way that Im either super relaxed all of the time because of what I do, or my actions prove that Im super... hormone... man.

What does anon think?
>> Anonymous
>>448797
Depends on if you're 20+, if you are, you should have slowed down by now.
>> Anonymous
>>448739
Nice try kid.

There isn't such a thing as excessive masturbation. The only thing that happens when you masturbate often enough is you could:

-desensitize yourself to a degree or two.
-develop a callus.
-damage your urethra by excessive friction.
-cause micro tears on the outer surface of your penis' skin. These do heal up after abstinence though.

We are walking reproductive organs, endowed with the biological imperative to reproduce from birth.

There should be no guilt associated with the frequency or amount that you practice.

The only serious downside to masturbation is that since you're satisfying yourself, you're not looking for any dates.

So whack that rascal! Just don't be too hard on it and don't be afraid to get a date now and again.
>> Anonymous
>>448797
Anon thinks you are a silly-dickhead.
=D
>> Anonymous
Isn't this taken from a website which says the way to "cure" yourself of these symptoms is to buy their herbal remedy?
>> Anonymous
>>448806
Bin Bon! You got it in one! This is just a scheme to make one feel guilty and throw money at a quack cure to feel better.
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>>>Isn't this taken from a website which says the way to "cure" yourself of these symptoms is to buy their herbal remedy?

>>>Bin Bon! You got it in one! This is just a scheme to make one feel guilty and throw money at a quack cure to feel better.

Yeah, you know those links at the bottom of each page here at 4chan? I snagged the text from one of those sites...

The way I figure it, as long as you don't jerk it dry and damage the skin, and as long as you know your body well enough not to do it ten times a day... you'll be fine.

That, and as long as you aren't "addicted" to the point where you are jerking in the open at a magazine shop.
>> Anonymous
-desensitize yourself to a degree or two.
ill agree to this one. big time, can no longer us a condom and get off... sux.
and i refuse to stop fapping
>> Anonymous
>>448750
Shota anyone?
>> Anonymous
>>448801
Awesome I dont turn 20 for a few more months. Im in the clear. I dont know if I ever want to slow down. I need to ejaculate (at least once) every day to keep myself mellow. When I dont masturbate I get all short-tempered and irritable and lash out at people.
>> Anonymous
>>448839
But with abstinence, comes sensitivity again. It's not permanent.
>> Anonymous
why does it sting when I pee?
>> Anonymous
>>448886
All part of your hormonal programming. If you don't get laid, you become aggressive. It's all part of nature's plan to get you to breed. If half of the uptight assholes out there relieved themselves in this manner, we'd all be better off.
>> Anonymous
>>448739
That's lovely for the fapping and everything. But what about WOMEN?
>> Anonymous
I need to schlick every so often otherwise I get aggressive and punch my b/f in his dick. ):
>> Anonymous
Does that also go for overpracticing the good old hide-the-salami game aka TEH SECHS?
>> Ande
>>449080

>_>;

Wouldn't that be misandry? Also, if you're that hung up about sex, why not wait until he's doing nothing, then, without warning, yank his jeans down and give him a blow job? That may help him get him in the mood for sex.
>> Globbo
>>448797

It's a JOKE. 4chan has had paid advertisements about excessive masturbation for weeks.

And the OP cleverly illustrated the Fatal Consequences with DICKGIRLS.

It's FUNNY.

LAUGH.
>> Anonymous
>>449351
Nah, Man. Can't laugh...

SERIOUS BUSINESS
>> Anonymous
>>449351
Ha ha...heh...huh...
>> Anonymous
>>449351
it would be funny but as you said it's been going on for a while. It's dull.
>> Anonymous
>>448841
Yes Please
>> Anonymous
You know you fwap way too much when your hands fall asleep on you because they are fucking tired of it! And growing hair on your palms from overstroking? HAH! Nevah! If anything, the friction could cause the hair to stop growing... so be safe kiddies, fwap as much as you can to keep the hair off your palms!
>> Anonymous
>>448739
Sounds a lot like those crazy women who want to make it impossible for men to masturbate.
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