/d/ i have poison ivy on my dick and my asshole ... j_j not as fun as i had anticipatedlets a have a plant girl thread
>>938592I can't help but feel an explanation is in order...
>>938612it would have been more interesting if i was tied down and raped with a urushiol coated strapon, but in reality i just got it on my legs from frolicking in the forest and i didnt wash it off well enough
maybe you should have told us you were raped with a urushiol coated strapon....its alot more /d/
either way, it feels like misquotes are continuously biting my dick and if i try and fap its agonizing. what the fuck am i gonna do when i have to shit...
sigh
>>938624This could get me started liking bananas.
It sounds like you need cream Mossand lots of it
I knew a guy who said he got carpet burn on his dickBut I don't know if he was lying or not
>>938646I couldnt resist. My opinion is to get some calamine lotion and let it sit there for awhile....of course make sure you wont be going anywhere soon, dont want that crap all over your boxers eh?
i foraged some jewelweed and i think it helped a bit. i havent tried calamine. taking a dump this morning was unenjoyable>>940865how do you get carpet burn on your dick?
this whole thread made me smile
>>940874I would've thought you'd get it from fucking a carpet
Still waiting for the Living with Monsters comic featuring Plant Girl
>>938612Most plants are hermaphroditic. There are only a few that are one or the other (see: tree in my front yard that produces enough pollen to give my car a yellow patina and tree across the street that produces only 'fruit').
>>938592Tecnu. Buy it. Use it.
>>938602oh my godit's a TRAP.