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Airhead
/d/, I've seen a friend of mine caring for her infant lately, and it's not a really big mystery that the pacifier and bottle help the child relax and fall asleep. I was thinking maybe if I slept in a 69-position with a partner (for reference I am a pansexual female) equipped with a phallus of some kind to reproduce whatever safety or satisfying feeling a pacifier produces.

Although I suppose I could easily try this, I just wanted to know what others might think.

Also, post hentai where the guy is getting it even though he doesn't want to!
>> Anonymous
>Although I suppose I could easily try this, I just wanted to know what others might think.

You are insane.
>> Anonymous
I don't know what a pansexual is but go for it!
>> Anonymous
>>892081

Obviously it's a person who has sex with a pan.
>> Anonymous
Does /d/ include pan sex?
>> Anonymous
>>892050

Try sucking on your thumb first. If that doesn't work for you, I doubt a cock will.

Also, do they make strap-ons for pans?
>> Anonymous
Go back to thumb sucking.

Or, if you really want it to be sexual in nature, try for nipples, rather than penor. It would be easier for someone else to fall asleep that way, not too likely being able to fall asleep if someone tried to fall asleep with my dick in their mouth.
>> Anonymous
I had to wiki your sexual orientation.
hmmmhmmhmm
so...you'd suck on a strap on pacifier to help you sleep?
wut.
>> eNon
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This would basically only work if you have a natural oral fixation. Rather than trying full 69, why not just get a small dildo and suck on it. However your thumb or an actual pacifier might feel more comfortable -- anything larger in the mouth would get uncomfortable after the first hour, then if you were able to sleep, your jaw muscles would be very sore the next morning. (And it would be awkward expaining the pain.) A more intimate option is to suck on your parter's finger, likely while she spoons you.

Sleeping in a 69 is awkward in itself, your head is likely to be smothered by your partner's thighs and/or you're likely to kick each other in the head. It will be more comfortable if the two of you are spooning or atleast side by side. However, if you feel you need a phallus attatched to a body, strap-on a dildo to a teddy bear or pillow, and you can still rest and suck comfortably. You'll find, though, that you and your body figit in your sleep or roll around -- which becomes difficult or hazardous with eachother's anotomy in one's teeth.

(pic related, though not hentai.)
>> Airhead
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>>892407
Thanks, I opened this thread late last night and couldn't stay awake, but after page hunting I found it and your post was very insightful. I certainly wouldn't want to kick anyone in the head, and I am rather plentiful in the thigh department. I will probably experiment with a dildonic pacifier the next time I sleep.

Ignoring trolls trying to offend my sexual orientation, here's a breast expansion gif.
>> Anonymous
>>892165
Wah, wah! Baby Pharaoh wants milk! Someone fetch me a nipple!

(On a related note, why have a pacifier when you can get a girl's nipple?) ^_^
>> Anonymous
dick gag. buy small one, and use it at night. Straps keep it in so you dont have to + you can suck as much as you want
>> Airhead
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>>892558
Well, as a matter of fact I have a lithe partner, but she's in the national guard so I only get to spend a night a week with her. Granted I do some serious internetting, all I can do is masturbate ("all" of course being relative).

On another note, my breastfeeding, forced mother-child incest and oral fixation fetishes all tie together into role playing, me usually as the mother, which is why I originally posed the question with reference to the 69 position (since I don't know anyone who's nipples -I- would want to suck, who would not already be on mine).

Uh.. to keep people's attention, heres futa!
>> Airhead
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>>892564
Self-correction, so far ALL my role playing has been with me as the mother. And I plan to keep it that way. >:3
>> Anonymous
>>892566
My bad, I didn't read over the situation and had assumed you fell into the male majority. :P

I approve of your tastes and fetishes, but you're probably best just trying to cope with it rather than come up with a wacky way to suck something while asleep, you know?

My ex used to tease me hard and suck me when I was asleep, but never enough to get me off or wake me up. -_-
>> Anonymous
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>>892134
intriguing .. tell me more
>> Anonymous
Okay, so wait.. Why do you even need to suck something while asleep? Sucking pacifiers and thumbs is a bad habit that some parents have to break their kids of; it fucks with your teeth and jaws. So if I understand correctly, you want to actually start this bad habit from scratch?

If you're having trouble sleeping (which I take from your post>>892555that you're not really) just take some fucking sleep meds. Jesus.
>> Anonymous
As a guy with a breast feeding fetish, this thread is turning me on incredibly. I actually already do this with the wife pretty much every night. Fall asleep with her nipple in my mouth.
>> Anonymous
>>892625

3d GTFO
>> Anonymous
>wife

Does not compute
>> A Pie
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I approve of forced mother/child incest RP, but can not contribute to the topic at hand.

Contributing sex parasites, rawr, instead.
>> KireinaYoru
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lol that last comment is so out of nowhere, I can't help posting my approval of this as well X3 I love older women period.
>> Airhead
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>>892703
I don't approve of open range medication, anyone who solves a simple problem (like having a hard time getting to sleep) with a pill, probably believes in the Christian version of God and finds consensual heterosexual missionary position as wild and kinky. And yes, sucking your thumb early on in childhood development has negative effects, because your teeth are growing in and your body is still expanding. I, however, like to think I'm as big as I'm going to get, and would enjoy a pillar to keep me steady while I sleep.

And regarding my own ability to sleep:

I -have- to masturbate. I can't sleep if I do. I lay in bed until I masturbate to the point of bodily contractions, at which point I am relieved enough to fall asleep.

Having something to suck would help me masturbate, thus making me fall asleep and stay asleep.

Is that too wild for you, too out there? Have I blown your mind yet? Oral fixation and partner pleasing isn't a bad habit, not to me.
>> Anonymous
what the fuck?
>> Anonymous
Chances are that if you're having trouble falling asleep, it's got little nothing to do with what you are physically doing unless something constant has changed. Pacifiers work by changing focus to something more relaxed and mindless so that the brain eases into rest, so meditation would work best.

The issue I have is the pansexual thing. You having sex with pans seems weird, but not nearly as weird as having sex with goats, cows, dogs, horses, children, steamrollers, robots, cats, and basically everything that exits. After all, pansexual does have the Greek prefix "pan" meaning all/everything.
>> Anonymous
thread was cool right up until it turned into a political blog. fail.
>> Anonymous
>>893755
sauce
>> Anonymous
>>893755
Quite possibly, my good woman.

>>893778
Furfag allert? D: And this thread was being so awesome!
>> Anonymous
>>893755
>>893755
>>893755
>>893755
>>893755
>>893755
>>893755
>>893755
>>893755
>>893755
sauce???
>> Anonymous
>>893755

0/10, would not troll again.

The only thing in this surprisingly good-spirited thread that disappoints me is the lack of pan-porn. I'm waiting, guys.
>> Anonymous
thumb sucking isn't as bad as people say it is. 75+% of all kids who suck their thumb have no side affects, the next 15-20% have minor ones that aren't even worth correcting. and the worst of the side affects are miss aligned teeth usually resulting in the use of a retainer, and even then, you usually only changes your teeth if your teeth are still coming in, adults have far less to worry about.

ppl call it a bad hading because "it's some thing babies do" and in our culture being a "baby" is generally considered a bad thing, but i couldn't tell you why.

also i heard some where that like 10-15% of adults suck on one finger or another at least some times. but i don't know how true it is.

also, there has been some proof that there are some health benefits to sucking on your thumb. things like lower blood preasure and the like, 'cause for the ppl who do it, it's relaxing.


as for trying to start giving yourself the habbit, i'd say get a pacifier at first, your thumb or other finger of choice probably isn't used to it, and it might be uncomfortable having your teeth against at first. plus if you find you like it, you can suck on the pacifier at other times without it occupying you whole hand.

however if you were one of the ppl who didn't suck their thumb as a baby, you probably woun't gent much out of it onless you associate it with another relaxing habbit.

p.s. sorry this ended up being so long...
>> dagnassed
this thread rocks
>> Anonymous
>>892050

Hahaha! You're in bed with a guy; his penis is in your mouth; the chances of him letting you go to sleep are slightly below 0%.
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb
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>Also, post hentai where the guy is getting it even though he doesn't want to!
Guys being raped, c'mon.
>> Anonymous
>>893851
Male rape is not a laughing matter. Insane fatties do it to dudes all the time. The dude's life is ruined forever because when she made him give her cunnlingus, it tasted like bacon.
>> Anonymous
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>>893861
whats wrong with bacon
>> Anonymous
>>893884

If it's the uncooked, grease dripping kind? I had a good friend die that way. His head wouldn't stay on the pillow in his coffin, kept sliding off.

>>893755

What an incredibly biased, close-minded, stereotypical thing to say. I know plenty of Mormons and Jews who take sleeping medication too. Ah, Satanists too. In fact, that's the only way that bunch of friends can sleep. Something about voices in their heads and blood dripping pans.
>> Anonymous
>>893861
Yeah and fat, hideous, dirty men are regularly portrayed raping high school girls - in groups even.

I think the guys can stand to take what they dish out.

Back on topic:

I can totally understand the bit on not being able to sleep so more power to you. I'm the same way sometimes and it's only more frustrating when your partner is home but seems to have no interest at the time. >:|
>> Anonymous
>>893778
Pansexuals usually are more inclined to date anyone... its usually used when referring to an extremely open-minded bisexual.
>> Anonymous
pansexual is kind of more broad to include all genders and gender identities beyond just male and female.

For example, I'm currently a guy who's in a sexual relationship with a woman who self-identifies as a pansexual lesbian.

Yes, it's hot.
>> Anonymous
not your blog
>> Anonymous
Shut up you annoying bitch
>> Anonymous
OP is a fat fat fatty who can't fall asleep because her folds keep getting in the way.
>> Anonymous
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>>894379
sounds to me like she is a big woman but it also sounds like she is getting a fair bit of game from her gf so maybe she is better off than some of us. (so lonely)
I'll miss you companion cube!!!
>> Anonymous
>>893861

If you get raped by a woman then you deserve it just as much as they do.
>> Anonymous
>>894418
That's just wrong on several levels.
>> eNon
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>>892564
>>893816
Agreed, the only problem with thumbsucking in children is affecting the grown of teeth; it does not change the teeth once their in and/or corrected. So sucking a thumb or other digit is perfectly healthy for an adult. Especially when compared to other habits of oral-fixated persons: smoking, drinking, over eating. A finger is cheap, healthy, and always present.

It's hard to say how prevailant thumbsucking is in adults, but it isn't uncommon. There's even a website dedicated just for thumb-sucking adults. There's also an indie movie called "Thumbsucker". Perhaps more adults would be happier and healthier if they stuck a thumb or pacifier in their mouth rather than what they do. If you want some fapping fodder, I know of a very good erotic story involving thumb-sucking posted on Literotica.com.

One benefit of a pacifier (actual or phallic) over one's thumb, is it frees you're hands. Sucking one's thumb limits the positions you can lay your body and head comfortably. If you haven't sucked since childhood, you won't be comfortable resticting yourself.

(One thing I forgot to mention earlier, many people bite down or grind their teeth in their sleep. This is lessened when sucking on your own finger, because you'd feel it, and release the grip. However, if another's flesh was in your mouth, you might not realizing you're biting down, and might injure the person.)

What you may consider, however, is as the motherly role, perhaps you'd feel better being sucked on. Many mothers find the act of nursing itself soothing and relaxing, as it is nurturing and inimate with the child. So when your girlfriend is present, perhaps she'd enjoy suckling your breasts, which would mutually benefit you both. And if not suckling, just the intimacy of cuddling would be soothing. When she's away, such cuddling can be substitued with a teddybear or pillow.
>> Anonymous
>>894545
post the story