ITT: Great potential businesses based on /d/ fetishes"Human milk is not produced or distributed industrially or commercially"Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk
Trap Maid Cafés. Yeah, I know there are in Japan but I also want them in western countries.
Eggs are delicious.Why not giant anthropomorphic hermaphroditic chicken eggs?
>>1045386'cause there are no hermaphrodites lying eggs?
>>1045350What?
>>1045350>>1045399Muh... why was I not informed of this sooner??
/d/ickgirls, ofcourse. We do have she-males, but that's not it.
One of my most endearing fantasies is where I'm inside a vending machine on a street and you can pay a dollar to drink from my tits.I have no idea how I stumbled across this but the idea of being milked for profit is the hottest. I wouldn't mind being a dairy cow if I were taken care of.
Depends how appetizing said tits are.
If you dont milk them often, they get a little too full.
>>1045813Name and location, sexy.
>>1045904Fucking second'd
>>1045896OH GOD MILK HER. THEY ARE GOING TO BURST. SHES MAKIGN IT FASTER THAN IT CAN LEAK OUT AND THEY ARE GOING TO KEEP GETTING BIGGER TILL THEY POP.
>>1045904Fuck, yes. I've got one HELL of a milking fetish.I bet she'd make a sexy little cow.
lactating again you say? PASS ME A GLASS!
I demand more, and a link to related content if anyone has it.Please.
>"Human milk is not produced or distributed industrially or commercially">Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MilkQuick, somebody throw up a [fact] tag on that article!
>>1045904lolno/d/: kinky internet hookupsthat being said, I can't imagine there not being some art of this scenario>>1045813, so bump for that
You ask, Anonymous delivers.Here's a CG of a milk vending machine, courtesy of the game Oppai Baka.
I've been noticing that this year, either Japan has been slacking on pumping out lactation doujin, or whoever's scanning them has lost interest in said materials.Either way, I lose.
ITT: Shit that will never work.
>>1046146because the rest of /d/ is rooted in reality.sage for no image
>>1046156>Great potential business ideasLook at the first post again and then think again about what you posted.
FUND IT!
Now we would also need some dairy products.
Sauce for>>1046445? This one's great!
>>1046146Oh I will make it work, and when it does...NO MILK FOR YOU!(pic unrelated)
>>1045813zOMG LOL PICS PLZ!
>>1046536You can't make cheese from human milk. It's missing vital curdling ingredients.
>>1046137So do I, lose.
>>1046826It looks like somebody in France figured it out:http://membres.lycos.fr/petitsingly/Either that or the site's full of shit and they really use cows or goats' milk.
>>1046849That site is a hoax.
>>1045350there's fucking new-half cafes in Japan? Source?
>>1046826couldn't said curdling ingredients be added? Or would you have to basically mix it with cow or goat milk?Not that it'd be that arousing. Human cheese would be so far removed from all aspects of the fetish that unless you can REALLY appreciate it on an abstract level it'd be really boring.You'd just be sitting there with a piece of cheddar, nibbling on it a bit, and going "Huh. Yeah, that's titcheese alright."