File :-(, x, )
Cum Anonymous
Anyone ever taste their own cum or someone elses?

what did you think and what did you do to make it taste sweeter?

Pic related o_o
>> Anonymous
Nope, never.

My girlfriend says it tastes sweeter if i eat or drink anything with pineapple in it. Supposedly it's salty.
>> Anonymous
>>414674
more fruit and green vegetables, less meat and grain supposedly
>> Anonymous
I kissed my girlfriend after she swallowed so i guess i must have got some of it.

salty, yeah thats what i remember
>> Anonymous
im pretty sure this thread belongs on /b/
>> Anonymous
Tested, swallowed, felt asahmed, will never do it again
>> Anonymous
Numerous times. If I'm horny enough, directly into my own mouth. I rarely feel inclined to do it moments after coming though.
>> Futafan357
all of the time, get a kinky little thril after doing it :D Mine just tastes.... normal, i guess, would love to make it sweeter tho. gona have to try the pineapple trick
>> Anonymous
Don't smoke! It makes it taste horrible. I used to get my ex to prop me on my shoulders with my legs by my head. She'd lick my ass good while jerking me off and calling me a dirty little slut. Then she'd jerk me off into my own face and make me swallow what I could. It was fucking hot though I didn't really like the taste or the feeling or the thought of it directly after coming. I've always wondered why that was.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Cum is not that tasty like they appear in hentai. Imagine if they tasted like vanilla...
>> Anonymous
>>414719
Guys would get laid a lot more often. I'd also assume there would be more bi's.
>> Anonymous
I'm a complete cum slut, drinking it or just being covered with it.
>> SAGEOFTHESTARS
lol idorts
>> Anonymous
Hentai lied to me, cum tastes aweful :(
>> Anonymous
I read somewhere that if you eat mass amounts of different fruits & other foods that your cum statrs to taste like it..

I tried it with my girlfriend and ate close to nothing besides strawberries for a whole week..

Apparently it works.
Never tasted my jizz though.
>> Anonymous
Just drink a glass of pineapple juice beforehand. Makes it taste better.
>> ??
The consumption of meat and possibly milk is what gives semen an acrid taste. It's the sulfur in the meat that does it. One week of a vegetarian diet should be enough to clear your system if the element.

Sounds unbearable, but energy bars, bean and nut-based foods (for protein without the meat), breads, and vegetables are better for you anyway. You might get to like the diet if you stick with it long enough.

Not that I eat anything so healthy.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>414674
Yes. It was odd...I had to eat Cheerios straight out of the box to get the taste out of my mouth. Maybe I'll try it again sometime, but under better circumstances.
>> Anonymous
I'm not the biggest fan of semen, but I like being covered in it.

Also, more autofettalio.
>> Anonymous
kids it just tastes like chicken, try it out today!
>> Anonymous
Tasted... not really. I ate a shit ton of garlic for dinner last night, though, then when i jacked it it smelled awful. I mean, if its to the point where you can smell it, its probably a pretty strong effect.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I can bend enough to suck my self so I taste it alot. Its not really bitter or sweet for me.
>> Anonymous
>>415004
That's it! That's exactly what my ex did to me. Excellent!
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
why does pre-cum taste good but cum tastes salty?
>> Anonymous
For a really long time, all I drank was mineral water.
During that time, I also had been trying to suck my own dick.
I came in my mouth.
It tasted horrible.

Since then, I stopped drinking mineral water, and I've come in my mouth, and it tastes a hellof a lot better without the mineral water.
>> Anonymous
I tried it once. I spit it out before I got a taste.. The texture was really bad, so I spit it out..
>> Anonymous
Discussion on the subject:
http://www.sex-project.com/1/index.php/topic,8556.0.html

How to autofellate:
http://www.sex-project.com/syod.shtml

Discuss.
>> Anonymous
>>415047

9 inch dick? BS.

Ugh. This thread is really tempting me to try this shit, even thought I KNOW I'll regret it.
>> Anonymous
Didn't taste so bad, it was the texture that made me gag. I don't like slime kthx
>> Anonymous
I've ate my own cum a couple times when i was really horny (rolled back and shot it in my mouth). It was satisfying momentarily, but i had no desire for it almost immediately afterwards. The jizz gets cold really quick, and cold cum is horribly disgusting.
>> Anonymous
Closest thing I've done to eating my own cum is kissing a girl after getting head.
>> Anonymous
FAGS kill your self
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>415061

I have a 9 inch dick. What's so hard to believe about it. Sure, some people might brag or lie or but some people are that well endowed.

As for the tasting your own...I do it regularly. It tastes fairly pleasant. Part of that may be due to my diet (vegan).

Oh, and I can suck myself as well :)
>> Anonymous
I always eat my own cum after i fap. Mostly cause it's the easy way to clean up, and i'm lazy. It doesn't taste good or bad, it tastes like cum.
>> Globbo
Cum tastes a lot better than ear wax. Ear wax is nasty.

I've also drunk my own piss. Partly to find out what it was like, and mostly just to that I could say I had. It's not as bad as you probably expect.
>> Anonymous
>>415061
I got 8" right here and I can get the head into my mouth without help
>> lulz !26D7I/H7YY
ITT: MOAR FUTA AUTOFELLATIO AND LESS FAGGOTRY
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>415114
There. Happy now?
>> Anonymous
ANON DEMANDS MUCH MOAR!!!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>415061
I'm not near that big and I can reach with my lips too, it's not so impossible, really. You just have to know how.
>> Anonymous
Interesting how so many guys are turned off by this.

Mine taste delicious.
>> Anonymous
I've tasted many cocks, so I can say it: what really counts it's the cock itself. If it's good to look at it, it will taste accordingly.
Ugly cocks are not tasty.
>> Anonymous
Mine tastes fine. I usually just taste my pre-cum and dump the actual cum because I get so turned off 2 seconds after I ejaculate and then I sit there with a bunch of sperm in my mouth just going "I wish I wouldn't have done that". I want to suck someone off and see what THEIR cum tastes like when I'm still turned on.
>> Anonymous
>>415223
And what's the problem?
You only need to do a blow job to someone.
>> Anonymous
>>415139
>>415081

Sauce?

On Dulce Report - has there been anything past vol 6? (translated or not)
>> ... Deez Nutz
     File :-(, x)
OMG, pineapple FOR THE FUCKING WIN. Junk food and coffee makes cum taste DISGUSTING.
>> cum taste Faggoity-Bliss
My pre is good, I'm like the other fellow after its in my mouth I'm over it, had a girl snow ball me once though, she forced it on me because I made her catch it, it was way hot, the forcing anyway
>> Anonymous
This belongs in /b/ -.- sage this shit

Although..keep the pics coming
>> Anonymous
>>415081
pics or it didn't happen
>> Anonymous
>>415245

sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>414674

sauce
>> Anonymous
Mine... tastes pretty good, actually. :o

...Bit salty though...
>> Anonymous
Pineapple Juice. In mass quantities. drink 24oz every night before bedtime, and in the morning, lookout.
>> Anonymous
>>415245
Sauce is required. plz.
>> Anonymous
I taste my pre now and then, it's quite nice.

Tasted the full thing once, kind of flavorless really.

I've thought about swallowing it, but right after I cum I lose any urge to do so.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Try swallowing while still in the process. It works.

Mine tasted like mucus and stung sort of like lemon juice... but my allergies have been kicking my ass lately *shrug* Not that I cared at the time... brushed my teeth after tho'
>> Anonymous
I swallow my own every time I fap. I really enjoy the taste, and it's a super-easy cleanup.

Cranberry juice usually makes it taste better. I've never actually had it taste "bad". I've heard the more red meat you eat, the worse it tastes, but the only meat I ever eat is chicken, so I have no experience on the matter.
>> ...and more... Anonymous
>>414705
Same.

>>414715
So fucking hot
>> Anonymous
i have, didnt liek it, and if u bend urself enough, dont need 9 inches of dick to do it.

as for easy clean up... whats easier, is to fap on the corner of a tabel, placing enough pressure to make sure it doesnt come out.

if done right, no mess at all, and can help feel better than normal, and get off at a much faster rate.
i also use this method with my girl friends when they give me oral, they dont havta taste it, as it doesnt really leave me, and i still get the extra feeling u only get if thier mouth stays on ya for the full orgasim.
>> Not to sound gay....
But whenever i swallow cum it tastes good...
>> Anonymous
my gf is starting to give me blowjobs and i was wondering how soon before the blowjob would i need to drink the pineapple juice... i don't want my cum to taste bad, because that might mean an end of blowjobs...
>> Anonymous
if anyone drinks (yes alcohol... I kinda doubt alot of you are drink legal) and just like alcohol it will make it bitter tasting.
>> Anonymous
I'm seeing a common theme. People want it in their mouth then seconds after they come they don't anymore. Pretty interesting.

Maybe you'll like it if you did it to someone else and hadn't come yourself yet? /shrug
>> Anonymous
>>415676
You really shouldn't do that. Blocking the semen can force it up into the bladder and fuck you up.
>> Anonymous
I just fapped and tasted mine because i got tempted to do so by this thread and umm mine tastes like sticky water thats abit sweet i dont know if thats good or bad but yeah
>> Anonymous
haven't tasted my cum since i've gone vegetarian.
used to taste like shit so i'm fairly curious.
like others though, once it gets cold its seriously yucky.
>> Anonymous
gay thread is gaaaaay
>> Anonymous
Every time.

Easy cleanup. It changes every day depending on what I eat, I don't do any daily eating research though.
>> Anonymous
>>415785
followup: tasted better than it used to, just sort of neutral now. got it while it was warm, much better.

this thread is so gay
>> Anonymous
>>415796
Giving yourself head (wish I could) is as gay as jerking off, and eating your own semen is just an easy cleanup and light snack.

I only like REALLY girly traps as far as gayness though.