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A Real Girl (tm)
I'm curious. How many actual, honest to god girls, with real girl bits, like /d? I'll stand up proudly and say that I'm a real girl and I do!

So do other girls exist here?
>> Anonymous
Shhh, don't let anon know we're here. Heads will splode.
>> Anonymous
I dont imagine there are many. Would love to meet one in person, its great to share the things that turn you on
>> Anonymous
Didn't you hear, we aren't supposed to exist, espically if we like porn and kinky shit.
>> Anonymous
i exist here.. girly bits and all. what do other /d/ girls enjoy?

for some reason, i really love egg hentai and body intrusion.. >:3
>> Anonymous
>>626664
The question is, which head?

Been a lurker for 3 years. I came for the fem-dom but stayed for the preggo and tentacles.
>> Anonymous
"A Good Guy" isnt suposed to like it either. Women have the same double standard. Which is why guys are so secritive about porn
>> Zaver !wh4iMcJahw
I would love to meet a /d/ girl in person. It would be interesting.
>> Anonymous
>>626679

Until you ask for sex, you just can't compete with a tentacle monster.
>> Anonymous
All the wimmenz in this thread are either overweight or goth.

Or both.
>> Anonymous
>>626683
Probably all both.
>> Anonymous
>>626683

Both.
>> anon
im actually a really big fan of /d/...i would do anything to have a dick for a day...most of my friends that are girls love /d/ too, its actually kind of funny to here some of our conversations...
>> Anonymous
Oh societal double standards, where no one talks about it, yet everyone does it. Why can't we all just fess up to being sick freaks and get on with it.

As for what I enjoy, I'm quite fond of cross-sections and preggo.
>> Anonymous
>>626674
Really? You must live in some good ol' neighborhood. In my college, everbody's talking ab good pron.
>> Anonymous
>>626690

Must be what most women talk about, sex.
>> Anonymous
>>626690
No it's not. I knew a girl like that back in high school. You know guys are all "Yeal, alright!" when it comes to porn, but girls are all "teehee I'm such a perv".

God.
>> Anonymous
We cant fess up because so much of our lives is a lie. When we are at work we are one person another with our parents and yet another with our lovers. I seems to me the most honest times are when we are cumming. You cant hide who you are then
>> Anonymous
YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS
>> Anonymous
>>626700

A total bitch in most cases.
>> Anonymous
I will believe any of this, If anybody put a cam or pic of themselves. I don't care it's censored. I just have to have some proof.
>> Anonymous
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/d/ is where I get my doses of male cross-dressing, pegging, monster rape, that sort of thing. Hawt.
>> Zaver !wh4iMcJahw
>>626697

Most of the girls I know are pervs. Hell I have an entire conversations with this one girl about porn.
>> Anonymous
>>626709
Big deal, you can have a porn conversation with a guy, too. I'd be perfect if girls didn't get all giggly about it like they're 5, BUT THEY DO!

And if they're not giggly, they act like they're the only one in the whole world that does it. They talk about it like it's their fucking art, their craft. What the fuck is wrong with them?
>> Anonymous
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>>626704
Happy?

I know a few too many people who regularly browse 4chan to post anything else, but these should prove I'm female.
>> Zaver !wh4iMcJahw
>>626716
She's not really the former or the latter. She does giggle, but only when we crack a joke about porn. Then again she does act like a teacher because she's had sex and know that I haven't. Hell she says stuff that I already know.
>> Rapist-Kun
(male anon here)

It's a vicious circle. Girls won't come out of the closet as "pervs" because they feel like they're the only ones, surrounded by a sea of skeptical guys. Guys refuse to believe that girl anons are actually girls, because they never come out of the closet, and so such a thing seems so unlikely as to strain credibility.

And the funny thing is, we guys really, really wish they would 'fess up. We're tired of feeling like we're all alone in this, and that all women just find our sexual fantasies "sick".

(I, for example, like to tie women up and hurt them. )
>> iga-gumi
>>626664
"OHH NOES MY HEAD ASPLODE!"
>> Anonymous
>>626664
>>626668
>>626723

ITP EGO STROKING.
>> Anonymous
>>626726
I'm a guy, and I found it disturbing when my immediate past girlfriend asked me to do things like tie her up, hit her, tried to get me really angry and then have sex with me. But she wouldn't watch porn with me when I asked!
>> A Real Girl (tm)
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My proof, let me show you it.
>> Anonymous
>>626733
>>626726
Also, she was a furry. Now I'm all about the animal instincts and raw energy and whatever else you want, but why does that have anything to do with an animal? I would just tell her that humans are animals too. Why do you have to go and think you are a dog or something? And the sane ones who don't dress up have nothing different between them and a regular human being. Also, gouging the shit out of my back and drawing blood when you bite during sex is the biggest turn off ever. Wonder why I couldn't keep it up for more than a couple minutes? Well as soon as it got hot and heavy, all I could feel was pain.
>> Anonymous
>>626737

That's why furries will never breed.
>> Anonymous
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>>626737
Last double/triple post. Here is a /d/ pic for you to make up for it.

She was also all about 4chan, go figure.
>> Anonymous
good ol' /d/
i bet the ppl into futa are all guys (such as myself)
>> Anonymous
>>626737
You say it like it's a bad thing :(
>> Rapist-Kun
>>626737

Different people, different kinks. It's tough being with someone who doesn't "get" yours, or vice versa.

Hopefully she found a sadist the next time around.

(Me, I just wish the masochists were easier to identify. Kidnapping women off the street is so annoyingly complicated, and then you need a place to dump the body, etc.)
>> Anonymous
>>626746
She was the cancer.
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
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This is me, an honest to god chick, and I love /d/!

Fan of watersports, futa, traps... I like eggs and bondage, too, but not enough to save them to my computer.
>> Anonymous
>>626764

I like your fox body mustang.
>> Zaver !wh4iMcJahw
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Something /d/ related so it doesn't feel like I don't have any.
>> Anonymous
>>626757
Hah, yeah. Who'd have guessed my kink was regular old sex. I've heard it said that for women sex is all in the head. Now I don't have sex outside of some sort of meaningful relationship, but past that, there isn't anything mental necessary for it to work.

Also, how 'bout those ladies lending us guys their opinions on things.
>> Anonymous
back to someones comment, everyone wants to be completely open and honest and publicly state "i liek dickgirls and tentacle porn." most people would actually like to hear more, either cuz its interesting, or cuz they can relate. or they dont give a shit and they ignore you. the problem is that almost without fail their is that one uptight person who fucks it all up, with a "Gross, Your a fucking pervert and are never ganna get laid" (guys) or "Your a fucking slut and prolly sleep with anything that moves"(girls)
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
>>626768
What? It's a Gen 2 Phase 1 Chevy Cavalier Z-24.
>> Anonymous
>>626786

Wait, a cavalier z-24?

Is that the model with 24 hp?
>> Anonymous
I guess my question is how many of you girls perform /d/eviant behaviors in your sex life such as bondage, strap ons, pegging, watersports?
>> Zaver !wh4iMcJahw
>>626782

The one for girls is probably because society still has that mentality that girls are either innocent or just a plain slut. It's black or white to them with no chance in hell for a shade of gray.
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
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>>626789
Don't know engines. I jacked the parts (sideskirts, front and back bumpers, and hood) from that one (real Z24, with a 2.6(?, can't remember) to change my Gen 2 Phase 2 regular cavy into a mock Z24 with a crappy 2.2
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
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Oh, and here's some preggo to make up for posting real pictures.
>> Anonymous
>>626807

Doesn't look that bad, except for the ricer wing...

Also, have you done anything to that 115hp I4?
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
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>>626800
My BF have talked at length about doing WS, bondage, and strap ons, but haven't been able to (or maybe gather enough courage!) to do so.
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
>>626818

a. Kiss my butt
b. Huh? Don't do engines.
>> Anonymous
>>626821

Sorry I don't kiss asses who own cars slower than 15 seconds.
>> Anonymous
>>626819
anyone have the full set of this?
>> Anonymous
>>626823
>slower than 15 seconds

This phrase makes no sense.
>> Anonymous
girls like /d/?
even in canada?
>> Anonymous
>>626826

I don't kiss your ass because you've never been to a drag strip.
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
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>>626823

Meh.
>> Anonymous
>>626831

Clever retort. I almost assumed you had formal education.
>> Anonymous
*high fives you* /d girls unite!
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
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Didn't say I was doin' it to race, jackass. I like my spoiler, you can fuck off, I don't care.

You started the conversation on cars, not me. You called it a Mustang, dumbass. I got on this thread because I'm a female who likes /d/. I don't race, I don't know engines, I just like the way it looks. It's got over 207000 miles on it, so I'm lucky it still runs. Enough already.

Random watersports!
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
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>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
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>> Anonymous
>>626837

I'm not the same anon who called it a mustang...

All I was saying was:
1.) It's a nice looking car
2.) The spoiler is totally unnecessary since that vehicle doesn't power the rear wheels.

Then you got on some high-horse and started talking shit. Get off your rag and take a compliment. While you're learning, stop being a total bitch and maybe your 'boyfriend' will actually grow a pair and force you down on the floor and tied your skankey ass up and force a dildo in your cunt. While he is doing that he could rig an enema and force it into your uptight ass.

There you have it, a /d/ flame.
>> Anonymous
>>626726
yeah that's true, unlike guys when girls got to their friend's place do they turn on the com and browse their friends's com for porns? no but guys do and they talk about it openly.
ho yeah i am a guy
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
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>>626844

Random watersports!
>> Anonymous
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>>626837
So anyway, let's all hate each other.

I drive a G35, 280 HP, stock except for upgraded speakers and an amplifier. What does this have to do with either girls on /d/ or /d/ in general? Nothing.
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
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>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
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>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
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And some futa for good measure.
>> Anonymous
>>626860
guy anon approves of this pic
>> Anonymous
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i am the biggest perv at my table at lunch... there are 6 guys who sit with me and only 1 can claim to be on my level.
i have a ton of friends who are pervs and female... it's not uncommon... i lurk a lot because it's not the "norm" outside of my group
>> Anonymous
>>626826
That phrase makes absolute sense.

For a car to be so slow as to actually progress slower than 15 seconds, that is the meaning of the phrase.
>> Anonymous
>>626844
The problem with that flame is that you turned on half the board with it.
>> Anonymous
>>626835
MORE EGO STROKING
>> SiggyPoo !GQUOsC9mgk
>>626871
you know the saying, stroke your ego if you stroke mine.
a big fucking /d/ ego circlejerking.
>> Anonymous
>>626870

Well shit, I better finish it off then...


Continuing from my last post:>>626844

After he inserts the Enema into your scrawny ass he could fill up the bag with semen collected from a local horse breeding farm. While you are on the floor pondering your fate he could then handcuff your worthless hands and feet together, making you powerless to stop his advances.

Seeing this predicament, your boyfriend will now take some to look at what he has done. He now has his whiny, bitchy girl-whore in a position that he controls. Totally incapacitated, you will find your hands behind your back, cuffed to each other and your feet.

While you will scream at him to let you go, he will most likely tire of this and decide to shut you up. The best way he would think of is yo slap you in the face and shove is dick all the way down your throat. While it is going down he would say, "Bitch don't you dare bite." Being forced to accept a cock in your trash-mouth, you just cry silently as he proceeds to hump back and forth, forcing his cock into your esophagus. Through blurry, tear filled eyes you see him groan as he climaxes, shooting semen directly into your gut.

After this he will want to take a break and recoup his strength. Deciding he wants something liquid, he violently pulls the dildo from your tight cunt and flips you onto your back. He smiles as you look on in disgust as he forces his head between your legs and starts to lick into your pussy. You will squirm as his tounge roughly goes in and inexorably brushes against your clit. Your discomfort will wane as the stimulation of the highest concentration of nerve-endings in your body increases with each second. Eventually you succumb to the sensations and climax, closing your eyes and curling your toes as a huge wave of sheer pleasure washes over your slutty body.
>> Anonymous
As you groggily open your eyes back up, you see your now satiated boyfriend licking the last of your bitch-cum off his lips. He looks around and smiles as he eyes something that you cannot see from the floor. You struggle to sit up, and feel a little dizzy when you finally do so, since your brain naturally lacks oxygen to acquire an education. You look around anxiously hoping he found the key to unlock you, while yelling and demanding that he does so.

In a few minutes you see the garage door open, and your crappy z24 look-alike sitting right in front of it, engine running with your boyfriend sitting it it. When the garage door opens up, he pulls the car in slowly and stops just before hitting you in the mouth with the front bumper.

The garage door closes while you are still flapping your whoreish mouth off at him. Then your boyfriend will get out of the car and his grin will widen as he walks over to you. You continually scream and yell until he puts his hand over your mouth. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a whiffle ball and some clothesline. "shut up while I do something" he says as he removes his hand from your mouth.

"What the fuck are you doing?!" you'll scream.
>> Anonymous
He will most likely ignore you as he feeds the rope through a couple of the holes in the whiffle ball. Then it becomes clear what he is going to do, as you've seen it while lurking on /d/, he is making an improvised ball gag.

He tilts back your head and looks into your eyes, "Listen bitch, I'm done with your talking for now. Open up your mouth as wide as you can, I know you secretly want this because you told me the other day while I was staring at your tits, not paying attention."

Most likely, you will open your mouth and stare in disbelief as he tries to force the large ball into your mouth. The ball stops a third of the way down, being stopped as the circumference of the ball is much too large to go past your jaw. However, your boyfriend will just sigh and push very hard down on the ball. You will feel your jaw muscles scream in pain as your mouth is opened beyond what you thought was possible. Just as you think your jaw-bone will break, the ball pops in. You won't believe it happened as he wraps the clothesline around the back of your head and ties it semi-snug against your skull.

"I don't think it will come out, but you have a big mouth for someone with no education." He will say.

You see him walk around to the back of your prized vehicle. He gently kicks at the off-colored body skirts you pulled off a junker z24. He reaches the back of the your car shakes his head upon looking at the spoiler.
>> Anonymous
"You fail so much for this... YOUR CAR IS FRONT WHEEL DRIVE!" he yells while staring at you with cold eyes.

He will then decide to make your car less gay, and rip the AutoZone spoiler off the trunk lid. "ah much better," he will proclaim while holding the offending piece of aluminum in his hands. You try to scream, you flail around, you wish you could kill him.

"Whoa settle down kiddo, do you want this back?" He mocks while waving the anodized assembly around. "I think I'll give it back, the way it should go."

He goes over to the workbench and pulls out a hammer. You stare in bitter hatred as he puts the spoiler on the workbench. "You don't even know how to race," he states, while raising the hammer high above his head.

*WHAM*
*WHAM*

The bangs are loud as he begins to pound the spoiler.

*WHAM*
*WHAM*
>> Anonymous
The spoiler becomes nothing but a mass of metal.

*WHAM*
*WHAM*
*WHAM*

The mass starts to elongate.

*WHAM*
*WHAM*
*WHAM*
*WHAM*

(5 minutes later)

You are done trying to scream at him, as you have only succeeded in drooling onto the floor. He holds up the object for you to see, finally finished with his work.

You stare with incredulous eyes as what once was a shitty screw-on part for your slow car, has turned into an object that will most likely be used to screw you. The object is the now shaped like a giant U. It is about 3-1/2 inches in diameter and mostly smooth. You panic when you realize it looks exactly like a double-ended dildo in those shitty western art comics you rip off of /d/ before they are deleted.
>> Anonymous
He walks over to you while holding the object and flips you onto your stomach, making you bump your head into the floor. "I think you will understand down force much better when I'm through." he states enigmatically, making you ponder the meaning.

"I'm going to uncuff you for a minute, if you do anything I will hit you with this right in the face," He calmly warns as you feel the cuffs loosen an calm off.

Your vagina instincts will kick in and override normal rational thought, just like when you talk about politics or cars, and make you stay still for him.

You feel your arms and legs being bent around and you grit your teeth as your legs are forced wide and cuffed to your hands. You can't believe it, but your legs are now spread wide just like all those bitches on Girls Gone Wild.

"this might hurt, but at least you won't be a stuck-up bitch when this is over.... Well maybe just a bitch," he scoffs as you prepare for the worst.
>> Anonymous
I'll write the rest in a little bit, I'm starving.
>> Anonymous
anon is a girl. <<

just kidding.

but seriously, anon is always watching for you.
>> Anonymous
Erotic flames?

Definetly /D/ material.
>> Anonymous
All girls talk about is sex, and we don't get all giggly about it either. What the hell, guys. Stereotypes are usually wrong, you know.
>> Anonymous
and that, kids, is why the world is such a horrible place
>> Anonymous
ITT Ego Stroking, one good-looking chick, and an assload of fat chicks not willing to post anything but cleavage.
>> Anonymous
MA VORREI FARTI UNA DOMANDA: TI SEI ACCORTA CHE SONO UN OMETTO? E VORREI FARTENE UN'ALTRA: HAI LE MESTRUAZIOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIII?
>> Anonymous
>>626970
>ITT Ego Stroking, one good-looking fat guy, and an assload of fat guys not willing to post anything but cleavage.
Fixed.
sage for drama, shota, and stupid fucks thinking that this is myspace
>> Anonymous
>>626716
You actually think girls being cute and silly about enjoying porn is bad?

I'd say "enjoy your virginity" but it looks like you're determined to be an emo faggot about it.
>> Anonymous
>>626989
The prospect of women in your 4chan is pretty scary, huh? Don't worry, the way you're going, you'll never have to deal with them in real life.
>> Anonymous
Here's the thing, ladies. It's true that there's an unfair double standard and that people will give you shit for being pervy while pretty much expecting all guys to be that way already. BUT, most of the people who will give you shit are either really uptight asshole males (such as the fags who are BAAAAAAAAWing up this thread) or, much more likely, other females.

The average guy thinks a girl looking at porn is hot and awesome. He won't think you're a slut for doing so, since looking at porn /= having sex. If the two of you like each other, it's a bonus. But there's no real reason to hide it from most guys. We'll probably just high-five you. And harbor secret thoughts about boning you, but if you're attractive we've had those before anyway.
>> Anonymous
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... wow the /d/rama.

This thread is why chicks on the web don't exist and only lurk.

btw, anybody have more info on the OP pic?
>> Anonymous
>>626996
He/she/it's right. I wish my girlfriend looked at pronz. In fact, if she knew I was on /d/ right now, she'd probably try to kill me..
>> Anonymous
>>626998
Second. We need moar
>> Anonymous
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>>627000

Roles are reversed here. Husband dislikes animu and most non fps VGs along with all things related to them. I've rarely been able to talk him into role playing anything that I like.

Also, my noodles are falling out.
>> Anonymous
THREAD OF LIES

Also, why are so many chicks into that egg shit? No girl I ever met has said I could put giant bug eggs into their uterus and then watch the giant larvae squeezing out of their vaginas.
>> Anonymous
>>627004
:( Sucks. I can't understand people who only play one genre of games. Or people who don't like porn...Or futa for that matter...
>> Anonymous
>>627006
That's because they're afraid of you judging them XD
>> Anonymous
>>627010
Don't let The Man tell you what not to put in your vagina.
>> Anonymous
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>>627010
>>627006

I know I've stated this before on /d/ but this is the reason why we need a /d/ating service.

The sad fact is many men and women on /d/ may be into the egg stuff, but in reality that number is small compared to the larger surrounding population of supposedly normal people.

Therefore, you don't really know if the person your with is into that stuff. And I doubt that either side is really willing to say anything to jeopardize a potential relationship.

ect. ect.
>> Anonymous
>>627006

I lol'd, that's called love
>> Anonymous
>>627015
Giant insect impregnation: SERIOUS BUSINESS
>> Anonymous
>>627019

1. make /d/ating site
2. ????
3. Profit?
>> Anonymous
Underage b& girls like /d/ too!

I feel weird because I have more porn than my guy friends, and my brother insists I stop sharing it with him. :\ But that doesn't mean to say I'll change and be a 'proper girl', ever.

Also, bon/d/age ftw.
>> Anonymous
there are no woman on the interweb
>> Anonymous
We all know the rules of the internet. There are not girls on it.