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>> Anonymous
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>> Cheater
>>221558
This wins my internets

of course in real life I hear it is not suggested to use vegetables for masturbation due to their rough edges
>> Anonymous
>>221574
If you peel the carrot, it'll work fine.
>> Anonymous
>>221574
the toy industry just wants you to buy their toys.
>> Anonymous
>>221576
Unless you're obsessive about the peeling, it'll leave corners. Just get an actual toy--it's a lot faster and more hygenic.
>> Anonymous
or just put a condom over it
>> Anonymous
>>221626
Ever heard of vegetable fetish?
>> Anonymous
>>221582

omg liek totally fight the system
>> Anonymous
I stopped using carrots because no matter how short they were and how finely I peeled them (so they didn't have as many hsarp edges) I still managed to come back with blood on it.
>> yofuku
use moar lurk I mean lube
>> Anonymous
>>222278

Wrap it in plastic wrap, or use a condom, and above all use plenty of lube.

If you want to enjoy anal sex, you need to have lots and lots of lubrication. Lubr up the inside of your ass with a finger. Lube up the object or objects to be instered. Relube them as go along.
>> Cheater
actually (and nobody wants to hear this, hell I don't want to type it) I tried fingering quite a bit recently. Had some blood for a while but then...no blood! Yay!

On the downside, all I can do is just increase my orgasms a bit. :/