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Anonymost
Answer any and/or all of the following questions:

How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?

How long does it take you to... err... finish?

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?

What is your favorite position?

What is your fetish of choice?
>> Anonymost
I forgot to post my answers.

1-2x a day.

Around 2 minutes.

Lying down, on my back, both hands.

Yes, my twin sister.

Yes, my twin sister, not really.

Cowgirl.

Futa-on-futa-on-normal.
>> Anonymous
2-7 times a day

2-10 minutes

Lying down, on back, right hand, middle finger.

No.

No.

Fetishes: Futa-on-guy, femdom, yaoi, pee
>> Anonymous
sage
>> Anonymous
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)? 2x/day

How long does it take you to... err... finish?
Anywhere from 5min to an hour.

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what? I just sit in a chair, but I don't get 100% solid unless I'm at an angle where gravity can lend a hand to the blood flow, you know?

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom? Fuck no.

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards? I'd rather stick my finger down my throat until I puked all over myself, right now.

What is your favorite position? I like having my bitch tied up in some elaborate way so she can't really move and I can do whatever to her. I don't know what that's called.

What is your fetish of choice? Feet.
>> Kirby
Several times a week.

4 to 8 minutes

Lying on my back with knees drawn up.

No.

No.

Why pick one?

Traps, futa, watersports, catgirls
>> Anonymous
Normally, once a day. Often up to 3.

I can go for 10-20, but if I want to, 2.

Sitting, either with lube and the good old fist, or massaging with both hands' fingertips.

Nope.

Nope.

Doggystyle, actually.

Pregnancy, fairly light BBW, dickgirls.
>> Anonymous
Three to four times a week.
About a minute.
Lying back, legs in the air.
No.
No.
Doggystyle.
Diapers.
>> anon
how often: every day, or every other day.
how long: 10-30 mins
position/condition: sometimes on my stomach,sometimes on my side, most of the time on my back. i use my right hand but sometimes use my left to play with my nipples or stick a finger in my ass.
incestous thoughts: sort of. with my real sister or imaginary brother. never done incest though.
fav. postion: doggystyle, spooning, girl on top, perhaps spreadeagle (havent tried it yet)
fetishes: light BDSM, MFM/FMF threesome, incest, roleplay, bj, sex in public places. some other things.
>> Anonymous
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)? 1x (before sleep), 2x if really really boring day.

How long does it take you to... err... finish? 10m-1hr (I enjoy myself)

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what? In comp chair, leaned back a bit.

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom? LOL no

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards? N/A

What is your favorite position? from behind

What is your fetish of choice? Futa on Futa, got a thing for elf-like ears too...
>> Anonymous
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at least 4 times. Around 8 if I'm with Mistress.

Depends on how big of a load I want. 3 minutes to 4 hours. And I think you mean "squirt that hot thick cum all over myself" not "finish"

Hands and knees gripping my thick blood engourged cock tightly with my right hand, or laying on my back, using an "OK" sign, sorta.

not really, no hot relatives.

no

Girl on top, girl straddling face, or guy on bottom getting fucked with a strapon while tied up and whipped with a cat-o-nine tails.

Fem-dom (der), futa, FEET (especially Mistress's), guy subjected to watersports, giantess using male as toy (see pic), ANYTHING with femdom, and some futa dom.
>> Anonymous
A survey on /d/, that's totally not screaming V&.

How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?
About 1-7 times on a normal day.

How long does it take you to... err... finish?
Depends on the mood and if I have time, you know?

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?
On my knees, with my ass in the air.

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?
No.

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?
No.

What is your favorite position?
Again, on my knees with my ass in the air. This way the person in question who is ramming me can pull hair and spank me and such.

What is your fetish of choice?
Bondage, which ties in with S&M.
>> Anonymous
1-3 times a day
10-20 minutes
on my back, no lube
fuck no
fuck no
cowgirl
goo girls or intrusion/posession
>> Anonymous
Fap frequency: 3-5 times a day, depending on whether or not I have other stuff to do

Fap duration: Sometimes less than 5 minutes, sometimes over an hour, depending on how quickly I want to blow my load. The longer you fap without cumming, the better it feels though, without a doubt. After about 45 minutes, you can definitely feel your juices building up and it's hard NOT to cum, but totally worth prolonging it even more.

Position: Sitting in my chair.

Incestuous thoughts: Yes. Pretty much any female family member. But I think about every female sexually, even my grandma. I'd fuck her too. It's just kinkier. A real turn-on, and one likely to never get worn out since I'll never get to fuck any of them.

Actual incest: Just with my younger brother. I let him fuck me in the ass a few times. To completion too. A load of jizz in the ass is okay in my book. We were both underage at the time, though he's 3 years younger than me. I couldn't fuck him in the ass because my cock was too big.

Favorite position: Doggystyle, though cowgirl is pretty good too. And so is missionary, especially with her legs on my shoulders.

Fetish of choice: Age difference, anal sex, shemales, creampies, ugly/nasty "partner". Ideally, I'd be getting fucked in the ass by an old (60+), fat, ugly shemale with a big cock and filled with cum, with another one sucking my cock or riding it in her ass, forcing me to cum.
>> Anonymous
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?

1-3 times, depends on what porn I've recently finished downloading.

How long does it take you to... err... finish?

5-30 minutes.

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?

In my chair. I put a rubber on when I'm almost there so I don't have to clean jizz off the floor and wall.

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?

Yes, my sexy cousin.

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?

No, and I regret not ever trying because she just keeps getting hotter.

What is your favorite position?

Missionary with one, or both, of her legs on my shoulders.

What is your fetish of choice?

Futa/shemale and huge cum shots.
>> Anonymous
Fascinating stuff here.
>> A^non
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?

Average is once or twice a day.

How long does it take you to... err... finish?

About 5-30 minutes, I try to savor the experience.

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?

Sitting down in a chair is a good one. Another good one is to sort of doggy style a toilet and use the bowl to press your prostate (between balls and ass).

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?

Yep, about most of my female relatives.

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?

Saddly, no.

What is your favorite position?

Whatever she enjoys :)

What is your fetish of choice?

I dig a chick in glasses and redheads.
>> Anonymous
Atleast once a day sometimes 3-4 if I feel the need.

5-30m is a pretty good space.

Not really. I'm usually just sitting unless I want to stick something up my ass to hit my prostate then I'm on my back with my legs over my head and my fingers or something up my ass.

No my sister is kinda nasty...

Noooo...

Taking it up the ass.

Dickgirls with balls! I love trannys. I like girls but hate vaginas and I like penis but hate guys. Trannys just seem so perfect!
>> Anonymous
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)? Probably once a day due to sports

How long does it take you to... err... finish? My longest was a painful 3 hours...

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what? alone in the house, naked

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom? Once, my amazingly sexy cousin

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards? no, no

What is your favorite position? Doggy

What is your fetish of choice? Futa, bondage, oddly colored woman, hairy, ultra massive tits
>> Anonymous
>How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my >fellow /d/ickheads)?

2-3 times a day. 5 if i'm feeling ambitious.

>How long does it take you to... err... finish?

Depending on how many times in one day, ~15-30 mins.

>Is there a specific position/condition in which >you masturbate best? If so, what?

My feet on a comfy computer stool, kinda sprawled out

>Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, >about whom?

Nope.

>Have you ever performed incest? If so, with >whom, and did either of you regret it >afterwards?

Nope, nope, nope

>What is your favorite position?

FACE DOWN ASS UP, THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE TO FUCK
>> Anonymous
Some of this is fucking creepy...
>> Anonymost
Great turnout, people! Keep going!

Oh, and about the incest thing. My sister and I are identical twins, and both quite hot, but I used to be a total prude, while my sister was, and still is, a slut. She discovered masturbation at age 11, while I didn't until 17. We have always shared a bedroom, even now that we're 21 and in college (I'm pre-med, my sis is pre-law.)

When we were both 18, in the summer after senior year, I had been surfing the internets for hours on end. I went upstairs to go to bed, and I was at my bedroom door when I started hearing soft moans. I opened my door, and there was my sister, sprawled on the bed, one hand on the pussy, the other working the left nipple.

Well, for around a year now I'd been having... thoughts... about her, and I had gotten the feeling that she felt similarly about me. However, I was not prepared for this. As I stood in the doorway, she beckoned to me. Seriously, she did!

At this point, I stop remembering thoughts, but I remember what I did quite clearly. I took off my shirt, shorts, and bra, climbed into bed, and let her remove my panties. After that, we did nearly everything. In order: hardcore making-out, foreplay, breast-sucking, 69, fingering, fisting, more 69, more foreplay, clit mashing, and finally a hardcore fuck with my sister's strap-on.

Neither of us regretted it, and if anything, it brought us closer together. We've also done it a couple of times since.
>> Anonymous
About once a day.
1-3 hours usually.
Sitting.
Thoughts, yes.
Actions, no.
Sitting.
Monsters.
>> Anonymous
Twice
~5 minutes. Except this one time, which took two hours. Don't ask.
Lying at a diagnal
No
No
Missionary (I'm a hopeless romantic)
Double Penetration
>> Anonymost
>>550982

>Twice

Per day, or per week?
>> Anonymous
>>550983
Per week. I've got other shit to do.
>> Anonymous
2-5 times depending on the quality of fap material and general boredom

5 minutes if rushing up to 2 hours if I'm trying to draw it out

Lying down or sitting up

Yes, cousin

No

Cowgirl

Hard question....... oil, I think. I like slippery girls. Then, breasts. With real long nipples *salivates* Doesn't help I have a massive oral fixation.
>> Anonymous
Answer any and/or all of the following questions:

How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)? Varies widely, depending on hormones. Sometimes many times a day, sometimes once a month.

How long does it take you to... err... finish? Under 5 minutes if it's a speed session, or up to an hour if I'm in no hurry.

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what? Sprawled in my favorite recliner.

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom? Hell no, I hate my family.

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards? Nope.

What is your favorite position? Doggy.

What is your fetish of choice? Bestiality.
>> Anonymous
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3 to 15 times a week. Once a day on average.

3 minutes to an hour. 10 minutes on average.

Not really.

Yes, but not about a real person. I frequently fantasize about having a little sister, or occasionally an older sister.

No.

Girl on top, facing either way.

Futanari, loli, huge tits.
>> Anonymous
Once a day, cuz my urethra burns if I cum more than once in a short period of time. D:

30-40 minutes

In a warm bath with a small vibrator up me anus. I could paint a wall with some of the loads I've made in the tub.

No, but only because I come from an ugly family.

ASS2ASS

Scat, Loli, Dickgrrlz.
>> Anonymous
3-4 times a day

5-10mins

On comp chair

Yes, Hot cousins

no

anal, women on top

Getting a girl to lick my asshole while another lets me anal her
>> Anonymous
>>550966

That's hot beyond belief. We need pics of you and your sister immediately. I suppose if you're identical one or the other would do.
>> Anonymous
Once a day if I'm going to class, 4-5 times a day if I don't have class.

Anywhere between 15 and 30 minutes, depending on how I'm feeling.

Anywhere, in any position. Same way I have sex.

No, I don't have ANY hot relatives.

No, no, no.

Doggy style is fun, but I like having my girl on top so I can see her bounce.
>> Anonymous
2-3x per day.

Up to half an hour, but it takes 2 minutes for me to finish cumming.

Kneeling, air-humping, two hands.

Yes, UBER-SEXY cousin. Like, cum-just-by-looking-at-her sexy. I know. I did once.

No, but we have made out several times, and I felt her up on two of those occasions. Give me time!

Deepthroat or missionary.

Human male on naga/mermaid/arachnid/harpy/goo.
>> Anonymous
>>550824

You sound a lot like a kirby I know. :o
>> Anonymous
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>>How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?
About twice a day, that's about 14 times a week on average. When I'm not working, more like 3-5 times a day.

>>How long does it take you to... err... finish?
About 30 minutes to an hour. Some time as long as 3 hours ore more.

>>Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?
In the Shower is my favorite, but unfortunately this become a problem as you can not bring any erotic art/literature with you.


>>Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?
Yes. I have always wished I had had a sister. But as it stands I am the eldest of 5 males.

>>Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?
No.

>>What is your favorite position?
Her on top, sitting on my cock. Simple, good way to grab tits, and still fuck.

>>What is your fetish of choice?
Strangely enough, I'm not sure how to describe my fetish of choice. I like reckless abandon. Too much of a good thing is never enough in my mind, so long as she's enjoying it. I want a girl that loves sex SO MUCH that it borders on insanity, or has SO HUGE of boobs, they take over her life, or eats SO MUCH that she can't move, etc...

Picture related.
>> Anonymost
>>551001

I can't. My sister, though constantly horny as hell and totally slutty, can't stand porn, or having her/my pic or name on the Internetz. It's almost impossible for me to even get on 4chan, usually. I can't break my sister's trust, and thusly, I can't reveal any more than this.

We're 5'9", with wavy auburn hair, gray-green eyes, and soft, pale skin. I keep my hair around shoulder-length, but my sister hasn't gotten anything past a trim in 5 years and has hair down to her beautifully formed ass. Bra size 36 D, but we're both athletic in build and pretty skinny, with nicely rounded hips, if I do say so myself. We also have serious leggage, to the point where we don't need to use heels to make our calves/thighs/butts look nicer. We're slightly muscular, but in a very sexy way. We also have pretty tight vaginas, and can both ejaculate.

If you're a male, and can imagine this well, you should be able to fap very easily to my previous story.
>> Anonymous
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>>551015
>>550966
>>550804

I want you.

I'm 21, muscular but not bulky, 6'2", brown eyes, curly brown hair, tan skin, and a thick, rock-hard, 8 1/2-inch penis.

Unfortunately, I have already acquired a "girlfriend," by which I mean "20-year-old step-sister with a smokin' body and the hots for me." She has stayed attached to me for a year, even though I cheated on her twice and attempted to break up seven times. So it'll have to be a love triangle... or square, if you want to bring your twin into it. My step-sis is a bi, so it'll be okay.

Just for reference, she is 5'10", with straight black hair down to the middle of her back, blue eyes, pale skin, a 36 C bra, nice hips & legs, and an ass to die for. She is also deathly afraid of stalkers, and she would KILL ME if I put either of our pics on the web. Sorry.

Oh, yeah...

1-2x per day.

15 minutes, I cum like a jackhammer for over a minute.

Standing up, one hand.

Yes, if my step-sister counts. She is constantly horny, and I seem to have fallen for her inadvertently.

Yes, if step-sibs count. She has fucked me on several occasions, and seems hell-bent on marrying me by the time we finish college (she skipped a grade.)

Cowgirl.

As many futas as possible on one "normal" girl.

So... how 'bout it?
>> Anonymous
Every other day

5-20 mins

not really

Yes with my more attractive second cousins .

No

Any?

fetish of choice? Well I guess futa, femshota,loli(not loli rape),peeing on, And the weirdest one is women getting their hairy armpits licked.
>> Anonymous
>>551046

Well, my sis has a boyfriend, so I wouldn't be able to fully bring her into it just yet, but otherwise it sounds awesome. BTW, if you sis is as hot as you described her, I don't blame you for not being able to break up with her. I wouldn't be able to, either.
>> Anonymous
0-5 times a day, really depends on what is going on that day

15 minutes to 1 and a half hours, I get into it

Lying down or reclined, I can never do it standing or sitting.

Yes, one of my second cousins has a great rack.

I fapped on her bra. (I'm rather ashamed of this, but it was the closest to sex that I have ever gotten)

Fetishes: Futa, magic separation, light guro (don't flip out people), Bridget,transformation.
>> Anonymous
Pretty much every day.

Sadly, I've never finished. I think there may be something wrong with me.

Seated in a chair with my left foot on the seat.

Nope.

Ewww no.

Can't say. Still a /v/irgin.

Pee, giantess and for some reason smothering.
>> Anonymous
You didn't ask, but it's probably relevant that I'm a /d/ude

3-7 times a week

5 to 45 minutes, mood dependent

Right handed with porn?

No

No

Cowgirl

Bon/d/age
>> Anonymous
-Anywhere from twice a day to once a week.

-Ehhh...as long as I want?

-On my knees maybe? I like to mix it up.

-Never even occurred to me before.

-I'm already regretting even thinking about the concept of it.

-Dunno; virgin.

-Bondage FTW.
>> All right! Zero G
>>550804

I'll give it a try... ^_^

one a day

10 to 15 minutes

Sitting down

Of my little 8 year old Cousin (girl)

No

Jackhammer

Squirting

lol
>> Anonymous
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)? About three times a day.

How long does it take you to... err... finish? about 20 minutes each time.

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what? Lying on my back.(I guess I'm a lazy bastard.)

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom? No

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?No incest

What is your favorite position? Missionary

What is your fetish of choice?
>> Anonymous
>>551106
Missed this one: Fetish of choice is futanari.
>> Anonymous
0-1 per day (4-5 per week)

10 mins-1 hour

Sprawled on my recliner.

Nope.

Nope.

I love oral. (giving/recieving)

Futa, Cum Drinking. (consentual stuff only)
>> deleted
Answer any and/or all of the following questions:
ok
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?
thrice daily, in other seasons it will change to twice
How long does it take you to... err... finish?
if in a rush i can get it up and finish off within 5 minutes, but i usually keep hard for a couple hours a day before bed
Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?
lying down covered in sheet laptop on top, facing laptop, jacking underneath sheet
Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?
yes, mom
Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?
no, my mother has made it clear she wishes to with me and it is the only reason anything in my life is wrong
What is your favorite position?
sorry, virgin
What is your fetish of choice?
diapers
>> Anonymous
Once or twice a day.

Depends on the fantasy/pic/vid/whatever

Standing, in the shower, left hand

No
no

Doggy style

Big asses
>> GiantHD !!my41s72G6YH
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>How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?

Whenever I get hard. This means sometimes it's only once a day, sometimes it's 30x a day. Assuming you're counting since 12AM only, I've fapped 6 times so far today.

>How long does it take you to... err... finish?

Wide area here. It can be as short as 2/3 minutes, as long as a couple of hours. (yes, I'm a GUY)

>Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?

Heat and humidity help me for some reason.

>incest

No.

>What is your favorite position?

Virgin, wouldn't really know.

>What is your fetish of choice?

Giant penetration, blondes, tentacles, general bondage, catgirls, body elasticity, and the woman actually enjoying whatever is going on.

Pic related; my fave, and it has 5/7 of my favourite fetishes.
>> Anonymous
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)? about 5-10 times a day

How long does it take you to... err... finish?
matters if i just want to go off or want to wait a while, so from 10-30 mins

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?
lieing back in my computer chair
Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom? my sister

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards? yes i have, and i didn't, and i a still doing it today

What is your favorite position?
im gonna be wierd here and say missionary

What is your fetish of choice? tentacle rape/cosplay
>> Anonymous
0-1 per day (0-7 week)

A lot of time

Getting myself on bed or somewhere I can lay on and then bend my genitalia toward my stomach

Nah

Nah

Spoon position & Girl on top

Futanari & Feet
>> Flamespinner
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?

Anywhere between one to three times a day, depending.

How long does it take you to... err... finish?

Between ten to thirty minutes. It depends on what visual material I use, how long it's been since the last time, etc.

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?

Normally leaning back, legs spread open, right hand going to work.

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?

Well, I guess my cousin counts, but I didn't meet her until I was 18.

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?

No, she lives in the north, and I in the south, and we don't see each other (I've seen her all of twice, the first when we met).

What is your favorite position?

Missionary. Typical sex.

What is your fetish of choice?
Futa, preferably futa-on-futa or futa-on-normal.
>> Anonymous
5Kget!
>> Anonymous
>>550966
damn that got me pretty hard
>> Anonymous
>>551180

shit... didn't mean to sage that
>> Anonymous
We are all liars.
>> refia
I'm a girl, just so you know. New to posting, long time /d/ and /h/ lurker.

- Usually everyday. 5-6 times a week average.
- 10 minutes to 90 minutes depends how horny I am
- Sitting down doesn't go deep enough. Laying down on bed, legs spread etc.
- I don't get along with my family. I would neer think of incest.
- Again, no.
- I've only done it twice, so I don't know. Missionary sucks. I'm curious about 69ing.
- I like tetacles somewhat, hardcore yaoi, threesomes or orgies, othe stuff i can't think of right now.
>> Anonymous
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)? - About 1.5 times a day.

How long does it take you to... err... finish? - between 5 minutes and 2 hours, depends on the session and time of day

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what? - spread eagle, with both feet propped on something, both hands on my cock and lots of lotion

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom? - nope

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards? - nope

What is your favorite position? - to watch, reverse cowgirl, to perform, 69

What is your fetish of choice? - changes, but my ultimate fantasy is to see a girl with one in the pussy, ass, mouth, and both hands, and they all manage to cum around the same time (I have yet to find such a scene, little help?)
>> Anonymous
Wow, some of you take a long bloody time. I can finish in like a minute if I want to.
>> Anonymous
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5 minutes for a quicky or 2 hours for a marathon session

laid back in bed

no

no

reverse cowgirl

this is my fetish
>> Anonymous
If I get the chance, anywhere from 2-10 times a day.

Also varies depending on what I'm looking at. If I'm anticipating better stuff then what I got open, then I can hold off for an hour or 2... or it could be minutes.

Since it's mostly in front of a computer screen, in a chair, back slouched to pretty much being straight.

About my cousin... very hot/cute female cousin. I've also wished I had a sister since I'm an only child. Also I believe myself to be quite cute/handsome so if I had a sister, she'd be probably hot as hell.

Unfortunately, no. If I had a sister, or if my cousin actually felt the same way about me, then in the blink of an eye I'd be on her.

Favorite position? No clue, since I'm a virgin, and damn proud of it.

Let's see, I like loli, incest, bondage, guro, watersport, preg, tentacles, rape, yuri, and ...probably something I'm forgetting.
>> Anoniminous
I'll bite because I'm bored.

1. 1-5 or so. Usually twice.
2. 3 minutes to an hour and change. I find it extremely frustrating after 45 minutes or so.
3. No preference. I move as my body sees fit.
4. An elder cousin with the same birthday as mine. She's attractive and a nice person, a little tall, blonde, cute smile, etc. etc. Would it technically be incest if I'm adopted and not related by blood? Who knows?
5. HAHAHAHAHA I should be so lucky.
6. I'm quite ronery, I assure you.
7. Light-medium bondage, latex, femdom, lezdom, swimsuits (that made going to the beach rather interesting), tight bluejeans, nipple piercings, and anal sex.
>> Anonymous
>>550804
"Yes, my twin sister."

I hope you have mutant children
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?
1-4 times a day unless with girlfriend
How long does it take you to... err... finish?
.5-2hours
Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?
yes,I masturbate sitting down on a chair or lying down in the tub
Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?
no
Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?

What is your favorite position?
me on top
What is your fetish of choice?
hmm I have a kink,no fetish,I like nurses
The difference between kink and fetish is
a kink is more enjoyable
a fetish is required to achieve sexual satisfaction
>> Anonymous
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>>551209
every one has this kind of thought some time in their life,
its different to consider incest then to just think it
>> Anonymous
>>551210

that human sexaulity class paid for itself
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?
right now
How long does it take you to... err... finish?
right now
Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?
condition is right now
Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?the one who seid right now

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?
right now?
What is your favorite position?
right here right now
What is your fetish of choice?
right now
>> Anonymous
>>551213
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????What?
>> Anonymous
Explanation of a Kink Vs. a Fetish.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>551205
Let's see, I like loli, incest, bondage, guro, watersport, preg, tentacles, rape, yuri, and ...probably something I'm forgetting.
yes and your forgetting me
you like me
you want me
you can't have me
>> Anonymous
>>551231
heheheheh
>> Anonymous
**How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?

Once maybe twice, I skip some days

***How long does it take you to... err... finish?
Why rush it?


**Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?

On a pillow with no clothes.

**Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?

No technically incest since we're past 2nd cousins, but yeah, she's sexy.

**Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?

No way.

What is your favorite position?

AHHAHHAHAHAH

What is your fetish of choice?

I'd like some of your sex now.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
ITT: People confusing /d/ for myspace.
>> Anonymous
cum= to sercrete bodiely fluides
(cuming)(cumed)
I'm cuming I cumed
come=to go to a location
to invtie,to to transport
(coming)ex;she'll be coming around the mountine when she cums
>> Anonymous
>>551257
secrete

fixd
>> Anonymous
1-212-479-7990
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>551209

If you didn't notice, the OP is also female. So that means the sex between them was... hot twin lesbian sex. Alls I can say when I realized that was... NIIIIIIIICE!!!!!
>> Anonymous
1. 3-6 times a week, I'd say. Sometimes more than once in a night.

2. About 10 min. to an hour. Sometimes I don't orgasm.

3. On my back, legs spread. If I do it too often, my clit gets to sensitive to work with. :(

4. I'm obsessive-compulsive, so I've technically had thoughts about pretty much everyone. Thoughts that turn me on, though? No.

5. No.

6. Virgin as of now. But I think doggy-style looks kind of hot.

7. Humiliation, bondage, guys with glasses
>> Anonymous
>>550966
I don't think you'r sister/lover would appreciate you reveling this
do you realize that you have broken her trust as both a sister and lover?
>> Anonymous
I expect this to be shot down or ignored
but lets talk nephilim for a moment
nephilim is hebrew for those who have fallen
in this case referring to fallen angels.Some angels argued that man's weakness to lust is a result of his mortality,they were sent down to earth to be tested not to fall for lust. this is a topic I have studied for a while as well as varies other sex practices throughout history,but this topic has very Little refernces that survived the editing of the bible,which included sexual persions,ways to enhance one self,and other material
>> Anonymous
hump bump
>> Anonymous
1-3 times a day

10 minutes to a couple hours

Anything works as long as its comfortable and its not too cold or warm.

None.

N/A

Virgin, but... doggy looks nice. Other things come to mind but I'd start rambling.

Nothing in particular... I like a lot of things, most of which aren't /d/ type things.
>> Anonymous
2-3x a day
5 min if I'm going fast, sometimes I'll stretch it past hours.
Er, looking at porn. Left-handed I guess.
Yes, younger sister.
Almost, younger sister. I regretted it a bit at first, I'll always regret not finishing.
Missionary in bondage.
How could I pick a favorite? Probably gender-fluidity - pegging, femdom, futa, extremely fem shota...
>> Anonymous
2-3 times per day

45 to 90 minutes

laying on my right side (masturbate w/left hand even though im right handed)

aunt, cousins. nonexistent little sister.

no

none really

if i had to chose i would say futa, though its a tough competition with ~20 other fetishes.
>> Anonymous
1. 2-3 Times a day
2. 5 minutes
3. Lying down. It just feels...right....
4. None really. Even though my sisters endowed chest is distracting...
5. No.
6. Virgin. But missionary is fine too.
7. Bondage.
>> Anonymous
2-3 times per day

45 minutes to a few hours

on my side looking at my laptop

no one real, but a little sister is fine too.

no

virgin.

i have too many to choose
>> Anonymous
interesting how many /d/enizens are virgins
>> Anonymous
once a day

5-10 minutes

sitting with my right hand

Yes, my sisters

Yes, My older and younger sister at the same time. No it was awesome.

Doggy style

Incest
>> Anonymous
between once every two days to 3 times a day. varies by pr0n quality and free time.

3 to 20 minutes

sitting

no

no

on all fours

submissive women
>> Anonymous
twice a day
about a quarter of an hour
not really
yes, my cousin
I wish
virgin, but I think I'd prefer a girl-on-top position
femdom, lolicon and dickgirls are all fun, preferably at the same time
>> Amphetamines
> How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?

At least twice a day. Sometimes more if I cant seem to keep my dick down.

> How long does it take you to... err... finish?

Depends. Its generally 30 minutes to an hour. But I like (When I have the time) to keep it going for hours.

> Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?

I sit in my chair at my desk and go at it. When I cum I tend to get up and make use of TP and my trashcan.

> Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?

I've always wanted to have a sister, so I've had thoughts about sexing (To some degree.) the said sister. I have a feeling that I would allow us to go past foreplay.

> Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?

I cant say I have. The closest thing I got to incest was fucking one of my mothers friends. (Whom is treated as family. I cant stress that enough.)

> What is your favorite position?

I cant say I have a favourit one. I do enjoy using a chair or table for the missionary position.

> What is your fetish of choice?

I enjoy looking at futa a lot, and sometimes traps. (Assuming they are actually good looking.) I dont actually enjoy dicks, its just a 'female' with both a dick and tits is somewhat attractive. I also have a thing for big boobs. I think that sums it up. I cant really think of anything else that I have a fetish of.


Now I want to ask a question of my own. If any of the people who listed futa as (one of) their fetish, given the chance, would they fuck, date, or even marry the futa female? And would sexing/dating/marrying them change what you would be willing to do for them sexually?
>> Anonymous
It depends,but usually 2-3 Times a day

3-10 Minutes

Lying in my bed ; right hand

Yes,sister

No

Anon is a ronery motherfucker

Bondage,Yuri,D/s
>> Anonymous
>>551326
a lot of right handed people use their left hand to masturbate
interesting?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?
Somewhere between 1 and 6 times a day.

How long does it take you to... err... finish?
Really varies, Usually between 4 minutes and 30 minutes. If I really wanted to drag it out I could reach an hour.

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?
On my back, standing up in the shower, sitting at the computer.

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?
No, none of my family live near here. Unless fantasies count, if so, then yes.

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?
Alas, no family near by.

What is your favorite position?
While I'm a virgin, I'd have to say that almost every bondage position looks good to me. The idea of being in almost any position in which I'm powerless makes me wet.

What is your fetish of choice?
Primary, Rape and enslavement, Rape ending in pregnancy is a favourite. I also like torture, blindfolds, humiliation, human pets, monster (especially of the tentical sort,) Large inserts, gang bang... I think the point has been gotten across.
>> Anonymous
0-4 times per day. Average I'd say is 1.3
Anything from 30 seconds to a couple hours (Do NOT try this at home. 4 hours hurts like almighty fucking hell, and you'll only realize you've gone at it for too long when it's too late). Average is probably around 15 minutes.
In my chair, tilting it slightly back.
Yes. My mom (hot as hell back then, still looks pretty damned good at 42. would definitely hit if given the chance) and aunt (15 months older than me. Short, but with attitude. Figuratively speaking, she's got balls bigger than most guys, which is why I'd fuck her like my life depended on it)
No :( I'd give my left nut to change that.
Missionary, woman on top. Because of the intimacy.
Femdom/futa (hard to pick one, and they're kinda related anyway, so...)

>>Do it, you idiot. Better to regret what you did do than what you didn't.
>> Anonymous
>>551375
Oops. meant to quote No.551122 there
>> Anonymous
>>551370
Unfortunately true hermaphroditism is not possible for humans, but if it were; Oh yes. Very yes. And just about anything and everything save for scat/ws and extreme SM.
>> Ihaveastraw
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?
Once a day usually, sometimes 3 times :o

How long does it take you to... err... finish?
between 2 to 15 minutes usually.

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?
Sitting at the computer leaning forward :0

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?
Not really, I'M BORING D:

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?
*virgin*

What is your favorite position?
Dunno... Doggystyle looks fun.

What is your fetish of choice?
Tentacles ftw, and maybe like, biting.. Rarr.
>> Anonymous
>>551372

People have told me because it's not your "natural" hand it feels more like it's someone else. However in my case although my right hand is stronger, my left is more supple, since I'm not trying to rip my cock off my body strength isn't too important... Also I click with my right hand, I can't fap without something to watch / look at, my imagination sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>551400
well im one of those few who use the right hand for every thing
>> Anonymous
0-3 a day... sometimes 4

5-10 mins

no

no

lay my belly

rape/violence sex
>> Anonymous
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?
A few times a week, usually before falling asleep at night.

How long does it take you to... err... finish?
5-30 minutes.

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?
Pitch darkness, in bed, no noise, so my imagination can run wild without distractions. Sometimes I use a vibrator, sometimes just my hand. Depends on how tired I am/how fast I want to get off.

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?
Definitely not.

Have you ever performed incest?
Nope.

What is your favorite position?
I've only had sex a few times and it was boring, vanilla missionary sex. I'd like some oral some time.

What is your fetish of choice?
Tentacles, monsters, violent yaoi
>> Anonymous
>How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?
1, mostly 2 times a day.

>How long does it take you to... err... finish?
Depends. Sometimes it takes really long. I'd say from about 2 or 3 min to 15 min.

>Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?
Sitting

>Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?
My cousin.

>Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?
No.

>What is your favorite position?
Cowgirl or rather...any position besides missionary that is exciting.

>What is your fetish of choice?
Dickgirls/Futa, Lactating, BBW, muscle (mostly toned, not overdone), big boobs...ahem. Loli. Cuteness is my weakness.
>> Anonymost
>>551284

Thank you. I thought /d/ would like it.

>>551289

She doesn't mind me talking about it, just posting pics or mastubating to pr0nz.
>>551370

Fuck off!

>>551209

Yes, yes, and fucking YES! I would love to marry a futa, because i love cock more than pussy, but I fucking LOVE boobs. I would fuck, date, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, marry, and fuck a futa in the blink of an eye.

To anyone who thought that my incest thing was wrong, nobody asked you. To those who thought it was cool, thanks, cause that's why I posted it. And to that anon guy with the hot stepsister who is dating/fucking him, I want in.
>> Anonymost
>>551165
>>551205
>>551208
>>551375

Go for it!

>>551365

Holy fuck. That sounds insanely hot. Has it only happened once, and if so, under what circumstances?
>> Anonymost
And did someone sage this?
>> Anonymous
Answer any and/or all of the following questions:

How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?
it varys to 3 times a day to 6 times a week

How long does it take you to... err... finish?
depends how aroused i am if i am really into it like 3 mins other times 10 mins

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?
sitting sometimes standing

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom? i have them all the time but alas none in my family are deemed worthy of this excpet maybe a cousin or two

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards? reget no but i have done things when i was younger not sex but numorest other things with my sister, and or cousins ie. feeling up them oral stuff like that
but i havent done anything like that in years cause ie. i dont see them anymore they dont like me or i dont like them anymore sad i know but what can ya do other then rape them :D

What is your favorite position?
bottum seem to get off the best that way

What is your fetish of choice?
imprenation, dickgirl on girl , xray


btw op picture is hot :)
>> Anonymous
epic thread
>> Anonymous
>>550804

-lots and lots

-depends on the position, it can be like a couple minutes or quite a while

-lying on the back

-no, no, oh god no this would be the worst family ever for that anyway

-nu-uh

-i wouldn't actually know, but i guess like missionary-on-the-bottom, or maybe from the back

-dragonsxhumanwomens, it's very picky isn't it
>> Anonymous
>>551196
It's not so much about how fast you CAN finish, it's about how long you DO take. If I don't have the time to go slow and enjoy it, I don't fap. That being said...

_Probably once a day, on average.
_I usually try to go for at least an hour, though if I'm lacking good "material", shorter. On occasion as long as 4 hours. Which is why I like translated movies and manga/doujin; helps facilitate stop and go if your material has "breaks" built in for you.
_Usually on my back in bed, with laptop.
_Not really.
_No.
_Spooning, cowgirl, girl lying down on something while you're standing up (whatever the name for it is?)
_Webbed up/cocooned/glued girls (if they're getting fucked instead of just sitting there, better, though it seems to be pretty rare), tentacle (better if the girl's enjoying it), futa (if it's futa fucking a girl, otherwise I really don't have much interest).
>> Anonymous
>How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)?
usually only once or twice a day

>How long does it take you to... err... finish?
the fastest I can go under normal circumstances is 30 mins. lately I have been getting an hour to an hour and a half (hang on... Lemme check... Yep, I'm a guy. Definitely a guy).

>Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?
I do quite enjoy autofelattio, but the back cramps are hell

>Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom?
Not in the technical sense. When I have to use my imagination, I'm not really focusing on anything other than "important" areas. one time I finished and realised I had tacked my sister's face onto what I was doing... She... Isn't the prettiest thing in the world. Suffice to say, I yelped and scared my mother in the process.

>Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?
Not really. Once when I was 8, my sister tried to rape me, but I wasn't into stuff like that yet.

>What is your favorite position?
Well, I'm gonna be honest here (unlike most other people). I am a bit of a weeaboo and I can't seem to make myself aroused by things IRL. I think you can figure out the rest.

>What is your fetish of choice?
My fav fetish would have to be Loli-futa-masturbation/incest. Yes it is weird. Yes I have a lot of material on it. I also enjoy loli-femdom (I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMMA THIS!?!? Although I do know rule 34 so it isn't THAT surprising.), futa-autofellatio, rape where the female is doing the actual "raping", and the only kind of honest-to-god straight sex I can get off on is Any female+shota
>> Anonymous
>>551765

Another thing I forgot to mention was that I don't need to "Finish" to be completely satisfied.
>> Anonymous
EPIC
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
I try to do at least once a day, but usually not more than twice, hardly ever more than three times. It's a fairly substantial time investment for me, plus I like to shower afterwards.

45 seconds-45 minutes. Depends on how turned-on and/or desparate to finish I am.

Sitting. I used to do it lying down when I was young but that makes it hard to look at anything. I almost never do it standing up, I get tired.

Yeah, when I was younger I had a few fap fantasies about teenaged cousins.

Fuck no, that would be too weird. I might have been able to do it when I was like 15, but not now.

Girl on top, I like having my hands free to touch her.

"Normal" fetish: Stockings/pantyhose.
/d/ fetish: Futanari/pregnancy.
>> Amphetamines
>>551569

Oh. Okay. Fuck you too.
>> Amphetamines
>>551569

Oh oops, I didnt notice you got them backwards. (I think?) Sorry, and please ignore my previous post.
>> Anonymous
2-3 times a week
I don't know but i think it takes a long time
no
no
no
reverse cowgirl
monsters(NO TENTICLES)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
(Poster is male, to put answers in context)
Frequency: Anywhere between twice a week and four times a day, depending on how busy or bored I am.
Time to Orgasm: 5 minutes if I'm rushed, not into it, or my hand is tired. Up to an hour on a good day.
Typical Positions: Leaning back in computer chair most of the time, on my back on the bed for phone sex or assvibrators.
Incest: I had a hot ex-girlfriend who used to do a little incest play with me. We would go out in public, she would call me "big brother" and then tongue-kiss me. It was hot then and a good fantasy, but when she turned out to be batshit (and more than likely abused by several step-fathers as a child) I got turned off to it.
Real Incest: My eldest sibling is 12, so very much no.
Favored Alignments: With a girl, I like cowgirl and facesitting/69. With a guy or a girl with a strapon I like doggy.
Fetish: Pic related. Futa, shemale, bi-orgy, role reversal.
>> Anonymous
1-10 times per day, 0 only when ill.

10min or so for a nice businesslike fap, but occasionally up to an hour or two for extended fun. That might involve fun stuff like clothespins and buttplugs.

In the shower and lying on my back real comfy like.

My mom, who stopped being a serious fox of the natural readhead, great big tits and quite a slim figure about at the time I came of fapping age.

Male second cousin or so, only found out after I and his wife had a nice threesome. Opps. Still, balls touching so no harm no foul.

With a female, skullfucking while female is tied down on her back. Ideally with a third partner doing something fun to her. With a male, riding him off, him kneeling and me kneeling with my back to him and arms tied behind my back.

Given the previous point, duh.
>> Anonymous
>>551015

Wow, you're right, easily fappable.

I'm 19, 6'2", lanky but muscular, hazel eyes and wavy red hair, and I'll have a threesome with you and your sister whenever you want.
>> Anonymous
Answer any and/or all of the following questions: (I'm a guy, so this is in context)

How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)? ~3-5 times/day

How long does it take you to... err... finish? ~10 mins/about an hour

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what? ~On my back, in bed with my laptop to the right

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom? ~Cousin

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards? ~No

What is your favorite position? ~Virgin, so unsure...though cowgirl and legs over shoulders sounds awesome

What is your fetish of choice? ~Feet
>> Anonymost
>>552071

I'd love that.
>> Anonymous
I'm a girl, myself, which means I don't exist. Also lesbian.

3-4 times per day weekend, only 1 per day weekday (cause I got to work)

1 1/2 hours, multiple orgasms

Lying down, on back, gagged, with 2 bullet vibes up my ass, one hand working the clit, and a cucumber in the pussy.

Yes, my mother and sister, 39 and 20 respectively (I'm 23)

Yes, mother and sister, and no, because it happens on a weekly basis, and we all LOVE it. We have more sex toys than an S&M emporium.

Sandwiched between two girls with strapons, on in ass, one in pussy, making out with one and having nipples pinched or breasts massaged by the other. This is what me, my sis, and my mom do.

Monster yuri orgies.
>> Anonymous
>>552098

Pictures. PLEASE fucking pictures.
>> Anonymous
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PROPHET
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DEMONLORD
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HOTNESS MONSTER
ROCK LOBSTER
BETTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS
TWISTED ONE (AND CTHULHU LIKEY)
INSANE BEYOND ALL REASON
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BETTER THAN GODDESS TERI (HAH I SAID IT)
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OBEY.
>> Anonymous
>>552102

We don't own a camera. Don't even ask.
>> Anonymous
>>552107

For pics of that, I'll BUY you a camera.
>> Anonymous
1.2-4 times a day
2.5-10 minutes, depending on if I can find good stuff, my mood, and other, more subtle factors
3.Sitting up, about 3/4 reclined, legs spread about 60 degrees
4.Not that I know of, but if Freud knows me as well as he seems to, I probably did about my mother when I was younger. Wouldn't surprise me.
5. Simple no to this one. Rare.
6.knees-on-shoulders position. Name unknown.
7.Breast expansion, lactation, futanari, sometimes body expansion, but rarely anymore.

Have fun, and I hope you don't have an IP tracker, lol.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male, 24, in case it matters

3-5 times a day when left to my own devices

5-15mins depending on the fantasy

Generally stood up, left handed, but really doesn't make much difference it's all in the mind. Insertion of certain objects may be a feature.

Nope

Nope, if I find out I have a hawt female family member I didn't know about I'll be sure to do something about it.

Variety is the spice of life... failing that woman on top, but arms pinned and me in control.

Tentacle/Monster rape guy or girl victim. Frankly I wanna be the victim.
>> Anonymous
Bumping for shits and giggles.

How often do you masturbate? Average of about four to five times a week.

How long does it take to finish? Depends on what kinds of mood I'm in. I can prolong it for up to two or so hours, or sometimes I'm done in 15 minutes. It also depends on what porn I have at my disposal. If I have nothing to look at, sometimes I can't come at all, unless I'm with someone.

Position/condition: To be honest, sitting at my desk, leaning back on my chair, turned to the left, with my feet pressed against the front and side of the drawer section of my desk, just below the desktop. Good height, good angle, good reach. Either that, or laying in bed, with one leg thrown over something tallish, like the side of my boyfriend, or a stack of pillows.

Incestuous thoughts? Yes, but not about any real people, or in regards to myself.

Performed incest? Fuck no. Incest, in a real-world context, grosses me out.

Favourite position? On my knees, head laying on my folded arms, getting pounded from behind. Good times.

Fetish of choice? Monsters, specifically orcs, illithids, and demons.
>> Anonymous
I feel sad going to sleep knowing that this thread will have expired by the time I wake up.
>> Anonymous
How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)? once a day, twice if I really need to get my dick polished. I have a horribly high libido.

How long does it take you to... err... finish?
depends, sometimes ten minutes sometimes about an hour. I pulled an hour and a half about a week ago but I kept a slow jerk going around the last twenty minutes.

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what?
lotion thumb and index while occationaly using the side of my palm. if I'm sitting in a chair at the computer I'll put both legs on the desk and stroke it that way.

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom? never, although I used to have an image of my mom pop in my head. insta boner kill.

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards?
never, I have a very beautiful sister but I couldn't bring myself to do such a thing.
What is your favorite position?

laying back normally does me justice.

What is your fetish of choice?

bondage, dickgirls, large breasts and every blue moon I get in the mood for a bishie or two.
>> Anonymous
Answer any and/or all of the following questions:

How often do you masturbate (that's "fap" to my fellow /d/ickheads)? Everytime i am on 4chan. which is everyday. lol

How long does it take you to... err... finish? Depending on the material. Usualy about 5 minutes

Is there a specific position/condition in which you masturbate best? If so, what? legs up over my head fingering my ass and jacking/sucking my dick dry

Have you ever had incestuous thoughts? If so, about whom? Actualy yes. With my older sister

Have you ever performed incest? If so, with whom, and did either of you regret it afterwards? Yes with my older sister (she is addopted!) and no i didnt. it was some of the best sex ever

What is your favorite position? depending on with wich gender.
female: her on her back completly helpless and me ontop of her
Male: me being on my back fucking him in the ass while sucking on him

What is your fetish of choice?Futa, bondage, anal, facial, and im getting really into feet.
>> Anonymous
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