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Human Breast Milk? IN MY ICE CREAM?! Anonymuhz !3qcHfdbkTA
http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html

It's more likely than you think.

"The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "Everyone knows that 'the breast is best,' so Ben & Jerry's could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk."
>> Anonymous
While I agree that human breast milk ought to be perceived as more normal for adult human consumption than is xenobiotic breast milk, it does little to change the fact that human breast milk is so much fattier than bovine breast milk, meaning that it would be a very hard sell in today's health-conscious market.
>> Anonymous
>>1074966

I'm a milkfag and I'd be more concerned with taste and texture than anything else. If extra fat means it tastes more creamy/rich I'd totally go for that.
>> Anonymous
>>1075148
I remember seeing milk on my aunt's stove way back in the day and wondering what the hell was in the pot. It had this huge layer of fat on top.


Anyway, just read this article on a cnn link. Anon was not amused. Breast milk in ice cream would never fly. Unless cows suddenly went extinct; even then, people would prefer goat milk.
>> Anonymous
>>1075160
Because>>1075110was rude towards>>1075100and so in>>1075100's stead I decided to return the favor. Anonymous should never call people retarded unless he's certain that he has all of the facts.>>1075110did not.
>> Anonymous
>>1075174
That'll show 'em. Glad someone is playing the roll of INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT. What would we do without you anonymous.
>> Anonymous
>>1075181
Continue to live in your mother's basement until the government condemns your, now dead, mother's house after 40 years.
>> Anonymous
age to piss people off
>> Anonymous
i could have sworn this was a come fuck my cunt site not a people for the ethical treatment of animals site less talkie talkie more fuckie fuckie
>> Anonymous
>>1075250
I agree!

Post more Lactation!
>> Anonymous
Damn you for making me want ice cream all of a sudden.
>> koal
/d/ is not for discussion. /d/ is for disreguard normality in hentai. please understand that cloneing a healthy human and doing it that way would offer much better opertunity. change the genitic for healthier immune system and better milk.....oh wait. here comes the humain soci ity.
if only clones had soles like cows are said to.....but the critics say they don't.

PROBLEM SOLVED. end of discussion
>> koal
p.s. i know i don't spell some of these things right. but hey. i don't give a damn.
>> Anonymous
I heard on the radio that somewhere in Nashville, there's a cook in a Swedish restaurant who actually uses human breast milk in his cooking. Something about it being "gourmet." No mention of how he obtains it, though.

Of course, fish soaked in lye is also a Swedish recipe, so I wouldn't put it past them.
>> Anonymous
>>1074966
actually, human milk is much LESS fatty than cows (there are a variety of biological reasons for it, but it boils down to the fact that human babies are very very needy, in comparison to a calf)

It's also much lower in protein (which combined with the above makes it unsuitable for almost all "normal" dairy uses, cheese, yogurt, sour cream, and so on all require fats and are produced by protein matrices)

it is much higher in SUGAR though.
>> Anonymous
Huh. You guys realize that if this catches on, milking threads will no longer be/d/? o_O They'll hardly even be considered hentai. D:
>> Anonymous
i dont think ive agreed with any retarded bullshit PETA says we should do. until now.
>> Anonymous
In the future, farmers that milk cows are considered perverse deviants.
>> Anonymous
Why don't we drink our own damn milk anyway? Why cows?

Actually...why cows specifically and no other animal?
>> Anonymous
I just ate a bowl of ice cream, pretending it was made with the breast milk of sexually attractive mature pregnant mothers. It got me so hot I just had to jack off.

Thanks a lot for my new fetish, 4chan. One day, if I ever manage to convince a female to have anything to do with me, I will consume her breast milks.
>> Anonymous
>>1075430
Goat milk is a substitute for countries where a cow is too expensive.
>> Anonymous
>>1075431
...I wonder if we could make cheese and other dairy products from semen?
>> Anonymous
The swiss restaurant that PETA was basing its recommendation on actually ended up being banned from selling breastmilk dishes:

http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/front.html?siteSect=109&ty=st&sid=9744046&front=br
>> Anonymous
>>1075346
Tell that to the medical board of examiners: because I was taught that breast milk has a much higher fat content than bovine (and no, I'm not talking about the initial colostrum, either) and that this is because the newborn's growing brain does not yet have the much-needed white matter tracts in the brain which facilitate faster communication between various cortical regions.

As for Wikipedia, it reports a trivial difference between the two but does claim that human milk at 4.2% fat composition beats out bovine milk at only 3.6% fat composition: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk#Nutrition_and_health
>> Anonymous
>>1075434

You Fail.
>> Anonymous
This is why we cannot have nice things.
>> Anonymous
wait i dont see any porn here, what is this. all these words about not porn?
>> Anonymous
an interesting note is that pregnancy is not necessarily required for lactation. under some conditions of frequent stimulation, non-pregnant lactation can occur. sure, non-preg lactation can also be a symptom of serious health problems. Still, a healthy female who has thier breats sucked on alot may begin to produce milk.
So for horny bastards, you could market say:
big boob or small boob milk, lesbian's milk versus a straight girl's milk, milk based on nationality like japanese or southren belle, or milk from a chick in the throws of an orgasm while being fucked in some imaginaitive way. Milk lavor, consistency et al may change greatly depending on diet and overall health and fitness of an individual. For product consistency, experimentation would be required to develop a diet that produced the best tasting milk. imagine a pizza diet milk- spicey?-, or vegetarian if you want your "veggies". its possible that some horny hormones may slip into the milk too, if so the milk might stimulate you too. Of course you could always cut breast milk with cow's milk for an new half-and-half.. as long as its milk, any kind of animal milk can be made into icecream of one quality or another. let's just hope rat milk is never slipped into the mix.
>> MR. Anon
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>>1074966
Actually most of the stuff I read said that human milk contains so low an amount of fat, you couldn't make cheese from it.

Anyways, the main issue with selling human milk would be related to testing the producer to make sure they aren't on any bad medications. Also diet would probably change the end product, distributors would want to make sure producers keep track of what they eat.

other than that, it would be way better for us. Also a good source of supplementary income.
>> MR. Anon
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Also, PETA is stupid
>> MR. Anon
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>>1075608
Y'know, if anyone other than PETA suggested this, I'd seriously consider it. But since it's PETA, fuck 'em, stick with cow milk and leave the human milking for babies, perverse daddies, and hentai. (And the occasional lactating Japanese lesbians, gotta love those.)