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/d/ I have a few questions for you, and this is regarding reading material.

a)Are there any specific words related to sexual intercourse that make you laugh or simply make you lose your excitement when reading? Also, do you prefer normal terms (penis) or dirty ones like in porn (dick)? Perhaps neither and metaphors altogether?

b)How much are you willing to read something just to get off? Does it depend on the free time you have or is it something general as you'll read 10-15 pages and then just make the rest up yourself?

c)Do you mind openings that are in no way related to the latter sexual part?

d)Could you get attached to a character/characters and follow a specific amateur written follow-up series?

e)Lastly, when it comes to reading and not hentai, do you mind if it's mildly excessive? Such as mythical creatures, magic, tentacles, you name it. By that I do not necessarily mean corny story and dialogue, just if it would be out of boundaries with the real world.

Picture related yet not related.
>> Anonymous
a)Are there any specific words related to sexual intercourse that make you laugh or simply make you lose your excitement when reading? Also, do you prefer normal terms (penis) or dirty ones like in porn (dick)? Perhaps neither and metaphors altogether? Just write it. If it's good it's good. Sometimes rechichals are sexier and sometimes they suck.

b)How much are you willing to read something just to get off? Does it depend on the free time you have or is it something general as you'll read 10-15 pages and then just make the rest up yourself?
If it's hot I"ll read a fucking epic.
c)Do you mind openings that are in no way related to the latter sexual part?
Sure, but make sure I know whats coming.
d)Could you get attached to a character/characters and follow a specific amateur written follow-up series?
Yes
e)Lastly, when it comes to reading and not hentai, do you mind if it's mildly excessive? Such as mythical creatures, magic, tentacles, you name it. By that I do not necessarily mean corny story and dialogue, just if it would be out of boundaries with the b;ah b;ah b;ah

Like I said, write it. If it's hot, I'll come.
>> Anonymous
a. Filthy is better. If I'm horny, it's hot. If I'm not, it's cheesy and makes me laugh, but why would I read it when not horny?

b. It's all about pacing. Something hot has to happen all the time. Pretentious douchebags write novellas of exposition and development when the readers want smut.

c. Yes. Fuck. Yes.

d. Yeah, I could.

e. It has to be filthy and hot and that's about it.
>> Anonymous
I personally don't like the pussyfooting and heavy euphemism style but nor do I enjoy DICK FUCK DICK FUCK TITTIES or anything like that. Penis and other almost medical words tread a good line between the two extremes but ultimately you're going to end up having to choose an appeal. A story can't play to everyone's tastes.

I think generally longer is better but if I am looking for an orgasm specifically anything above 10 pages is too much. If I'm just bored and maybe I could jerk off I'd be willing to read quite a bit, overall I think a good 20-50 paragraphs is a good medium, depending on what you're looking for and how much you indent (some authors prefer to skirt the "new para for every new speaker" rule)

As long as the opening story introduces characters I am fine with it. I don't like "primer" openings where it's a relatively unrelated incident that is only similar in sexual content and not characters.

Yes, but more than that I find that if you like one story by an author you will like the vast majority of his stories. More consistent than searching for a particular fetish is searching for a particular author.

I don't think most of /d/'s tastes can be satisfied through "realistic" means, it's kind of necessary that there must be a supernatural touch at some points.
>> Anonymous
Thanks lads, much appreciated.
>> Anonymous
1.(because fuck your lettering system) I prefer metaphors that aren't ridiculous AND dirty words. Having too much of either leads to ridiculous and unsexy situations. The metaphors should be used very sparingly.

2. I don't want to be reading for more than 5 minutes. I read at about 500-600 words per minute so that's a maximum of about 2500 words. Stories that are longer can be better but only if it's the setup not the actual sex scene.

3. The opening needs to be done with class and intelligence. I don't want to read the typical "hey, ur a cable guy lets fuck lol" type bullshit.

4. Depends on if the characters are written with class and style. If they are just generic stereotypes i'd probably lose interest during the first story.

5. Realism turns me off in all forms of writing. I prefer for the stories to have fantastical settings, creatures, overtones, etc etc.
>> Anonymous
a.) Depends on the mood and who the characters are. If the characters are uptight and prim (i.e. a teacher, a priestess) and expected to uphold certain standards of behavior, I do not like phrases like-- "Fuck me!" and-- "ohhh, yes, make me cum!" ...But if its a slut, or an asshole who's a sadist like that, hell yeah that's hot.

b.) Anywhere between a paragraph to several pages. If the scene in question did not have a good story leading up to it, I'll probably roll my eyes and read it anyway, then just not read it again... If its good, I re-read the content several times, focusing on my favorite parts.

c.) Nope, as long as they're not -too- distracting from what's really going on -in- the moment.

d.) Yes. Er, make that a HELL yes.

e.) The more fantastical, the better. My imagination runs wild on that shit. The further from reality, the better I get off.
>> Anonymous
>>1140446
^^ I'm a girl, btw.
>> Anonymous
a)Are there any specific words related to sexual intercourse that make you laugh or simply make you lose your excitement when reading? Also, do you prefer normal terms (penis) or dirty ones like in porn (dick)? Perhaps neither and metaphors altogether?

Too medical-sounding (i.e. penis, vagina) and it’s not hot at all. Too much slang (for example, poorly done accents) is not hot either. I enjoy stories where the participants are really into it, so cock, cunt, etc work well to exhibit that mood.


b)How much are you willing to read something just to get off? Does it depend on the free time you have or is it something general as you'll read 10-15 pages and then just make the rest up yourself?

I love reading erotic stories (literotica ftw!). For some reason they can get me turned on even more than videos. Length doesn’t matter to me, if it’s good material keep it coming.


c)Do you mind openings that are in no way related to the latter sexual part?

The story needs to be written well. Sometimes this call for a large amount of backstory. Sometimes you can jump right into the action. Again, as long as it’s quality writing I’m game.


d)Could you get attached to a character/characters and follow a specific amateur written follow-up series?

Yup, I’ve read lots of series about the same characters, but it more has to do with the author’s quality work than becoming ‘attached’ to a character.


e)Lastly, when it comes to reading and not hentai, do you mind if it's mildly excessive? Such as mythical creatures, magic, tentacles, you name it. By that I do not necessarily mean corny story and dialogue, just if it would be out of boundaries with the real world.

Nope, doesn’t matter to me. As long as it’s integrated into the story well and not a deus ex machina type of plot.
>> Nido
a) Ejaculate is a quirky word, and makes me giggle every time I read/hear it. I really don't mind, in fact, I'd actually prefer if the characters changed the dialogue a lot.

b) I usually read just because of boredom, or because of curiosity. Not some secret double life that I live, if I want to read it, I probably won't care who knows.

c) Eh, it really depends on the situation, but if the opening is something kinda soft and boring, I have to assume the dirtier parts are going to be extra kinky. But since I am very impatient, I usually jump to the more exciting parts of the story, when I know I shouldn't.

d) Probably, but it doesn't happen to often, not many people write what I really want.

e) I'm all about the excessive stuff, I'm a kinky person, and I'd like the material I read to be kinky too. That's why I'm on /d/, and not /h/.
>> Anonymous
A) For me, it really depends on how it sounds in its literal context. Some expressions just sound better to me, like "hungry for cock" more than "hungry for penis" or "warm cunt" more than "warm pussy". I tend to prefer words that have a softer sound, like "manhood", "cock" or "shaft" instead of "penis" and "slit", "mound" or "hole" instead of "cunt" or "pussy". I think the strong-sounding terms distract from the meaning, and in this sense metaphors would also be something I'd prefer. I'll use those strong-sounding words only in very particular context, such as in or around the climax, or maybe when dealing with humiliation stuff.

B) Some fetishes are hard or even impossible to illustrate, so that would require some level of textual explanation. Good story and exciting dialogue tend to enhance the experience, but text that is too long, too bland or too cliché tends to make me ignore it

C) I like stuff to start FAST. I don't want to walk through pages and pages of introductory content unless it is important enough to the story and the suspense that it capts my attention. For example, if you had a manga that had a guy transform into a girl in the first page, it would be less exciting because it would be as if he never was a boy in the first place.

D) If the character has any remarkable traits, manners and personality, readers tend to attach themselves to them more. If they're just generic human beings, not so much.

E) I don't think there are any limits to how fantastic or unrealistic, as long as you have a decent "in-world" explanation, or in other words, as long as the universe of the story is coherent and believable.
>> oblimo !DSzvku.lzI
C) In short story erotica, you should start with the *promise* of sex in the very first paragraph, first sentence if at all possible. In other words, either the situation, character action, or narration should set the tone immediately. The classic (now cliched) example:

"Let me tell you about the best night of my life."

But just as importantly: Avoid starting in the middle of a sex scene. Turning a reader on is all about setting mood and ratcheting tension.
>> Anonymous
a) Are there any specific words related to sexual intercourse that make you laugh or simply make you lose your excitement when reading?

'Turgid' and 'member'. They're not even sexy, just gross.

Also, do you prefer normal terms (penis) or dirty ones like in porn (dick)? Perhaps neither and metaphors altogether?

Don't care, though metaphors can be really awkward sometimes

b)How much are you willing to read something just to get off? Does it depend on the free time you have or is it something general as you'll read 10-15 pages and then just make the rest up yourself?

Depends on how much action there is. I'm not going to trudge through 5 chapters of exposition just to get to the smut, whereas I would gladly read 50 chapters of hot dirty futa sex.

c)Do you mind openings that are in no way related to the latter sexual part?

Ugh, yeah. Just cut to the chase and give us the fucking sex already

d)Could you get attached to a character/characters and follow a specific amateur written follow-up series?

If it's well-written, yeah.

)Lastly, when it comes to reading and not hentai, do you mind if it's mildly excessive? Such as mythical creatures, magic, tentacles, you name it. By that I do not necessarily mean corny story and dialogue, just if it would be out of boundaries with the real world.

I'd rather have a realistic story because the thought that it could actually happen irl is really hot, but silly, excessive stuff is fine.
>> Anonymous
btw, what's sauce for OP pic?
>> Anonymous
a) I like dirty words. "Penis" sounds too medical. Also it's just a silly-sounding word. Same with "vagina". Stupid Romans. Euphemisms are right out. Nothing will make me stop reading porn faster than the word "manhood". That sort of thing sounds juvenile to me, like a little kid talking about using the bathroom. And that is just not sexy.

b) I'll read for hours provided I feel like I'm getting something out of the story in addition to just getting off. If getting off is all there is to the story I usually won't read it at all unless I'm desperate. Then I stop reading as soon as I'm done.

c) What, like plot? Plot is great. I pretty much insist on it.

d) Can and have.

e) I find fiction that stays within the boundaries of the real world to be largely pointless.
>> Anonymous
d/ I have a few questions for you, and this is regarding reading material.

a)Are there any specific words related to sexual intercourse that make you laugh or simply make you lose your excitement when reading?
Poop

b)How much are you willing to read something just to get off? Does it depend on the free time you have or is it something general as you'll read 10-15 pages and then just make the rest up yourself?
I'll read for fantasy value, but I only really fap to visual or imagination, not while reading.

c)Do you mind openings that are in no way related to the latter sexual part?
Unless it's shit writing, no.

d)Could you get attached to a character/characters and follow a specific amateur written follow-up series?
I dunno. Never really cared to much for erotic stories, so prolly not.

e)Lastly, when it comes to reading and not hentai, do you mind if it's mildly excessive? Such as mythical creatures, magic, tentacles, you name it. By that I do not necessarily mean corny story and dialogue, just if it would be out of boundaries with the real world.
Would we want it /d/elivered any other way?
>> Arcadia !vPuBP18imc
a) Dick, cock, cunt, pussy. I'm a dyke, I like dirty talk (Dick and cock are still valid because I like intersexed and transgendered (And in fantasy, futa) girls as well). Penis and vagina sound like medical terms, and euphamisms are only sexy when used carefully. And who wants to be careful when they're sexing/masturbating?

b) Written word gets me off much better than images, but I'm usually too lazy to read when I want to squeeze one off. When I really get down to it though, I could read a whole novel.

c) In a good sex story, the sexuality is interspersed throughout everything, which it often is in real life for the hours (Even days) before sex as well.

d) Not usually, no. The characters almost never feel like the same people when a new author picks them up, especially an amateur author.

e) Magic and fantasy make the world go 'round. I'd love to have a pet tentacle in real life, so why would I mind reading about it?
>> Anonymous
here's the inherent problem. Guys find it difficult to read as they get horny.
>> Anonymous
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a) I don't like the word cunt. I just never have. Usually when I write I avoid referring to certain parts and just implying it because I can never think of which words to use.

b) I love reading- it leaves enough to my imagination to make it hot.

c) not really

d) I have before, many times.

e) I'd actually prefer it that way.
>> Anonymous
Dollop

Every time I hear the word Dollop I think of semen.

It is slightly hilarious in social situations
>> Anonymous
a) "Cunt" is usually a big turn-off for me, but it does depend on the story and where/how it's used.

b) I'll read any story from start to finish if it's good. Usually I skim it first to see if it's something I might enjoy, or if some stray passage or the writing style in general might turn me off.

c) Depends on how long it is. Generally the shorter the lead-in to the good stuff, the better. But I'm curious what you mean by "in no way related". If the opening isn't related to the rest of your story, then why have an opening?

d) Sure.

e) I have no bias against fantasy -- in fact, I revel in it. Hell, if I had such a huge objection to unrealistic situations, then what the fuck would I be doing on /d/?
>> Anonymous
A) I don't really care, as long as it's well written and the grammar isn't so bad that it renders the piece unreadable.
B)Depends. If it's boring, like 3 pages. If I love it, it can be a small book.
C) Not if it's well done and to the point. If the opening is like 12 pages of boring bs, then I skip to the juicy stuff. Otherwise, i don't mind.
D) Yes, Fuck yes. If they do well on their first piece, then I'll keep up with them and usually fap myself silly.
E)Not if it's done in a realistic way. I can buy a woman being seduced by a vampire, but not a centaur. I can even buy into demon sex, but not goo women. At the same time, I can believe a woman taking a fist, but not 3 toys in her ass at once (people just aren't THAT flexible unless they really train at it.).

Sidenote: I suggest literotica . com as a good source of fapping material in literature form. It's not hentai, but it has stuff that is very /d/ (ie. mind control, BDSM, etc.) I'd say to check it out if you never have.
>> Anonymous
a) I like the science-ish words, but not vulgar words. I think of sex as something ordinary and clean.
b) Reading doesn't get me off, its just entertainment.
c) In Soviet R'yleh, sexual are all openings in you!
d) I like good characters, yes.
e) In a story, I like cold reality and total excess, together, ala Pan's Labyrinth.
>> Devil
>>1140278
I like /d/ a lot, except for the dickgirls, so I'll answer your quiz here OP.

a. Penorz, vagoo, "her area" or "her sex"
b. maybe a page, few paragraphs. short n sweet
c. why yes I do. only teh smex, please!
d. depends on how good the sex was.
e. I love excessively fantastic as long as it's tasteful.
>> Anonymous
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a) It really depends on the situation. I mean there are times when "penis" is too little while "dick" is just too harsh. I like a mixture, myself, and find that so long as it's not used too repetitively (ie: don't use penis for every. single. instance. ) I don't usually notice one way or the other.

b) It really depends on how interesting it is. I like story and porn without plot, so I'm pretty easy to amuse.

c) I don't mind too much. If the story is large, as in chaptered, then I'm all for character development.

d) I suppose I can. I have to like the story in order to get attached to characters.

e) It's how well it's done that I care about. If I don't like something or find it a bit too outrageous(30 ft. penis, tons of vaginas, missionary position) then I simply won't read it to begin with but if it's something I like and it's poorly written I won't read it either.
>> Anonymous
off topic, but literotica sucks, grometsplaza .net == much better, and much more /d/ oriented