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How about this? Anonymous the 674,503rd
I realize that most of us are idiots, and that, therefore, this message will either go unread or misunderstood by the majority of my audience, and the majority of those who do read it will not need to hear the message. It still needs to be said, though.

STOP BICKERING ABOUT FETISHES, BITCHES. This is /d/--the home of alternative hentai. Fact of the matter is, you're GOING to see feet, you're GOING to see shemales, you're GOING to see extremely fat women. Hell, you're going to see SHITTING DICKNIPPLES on occasion, even if that isn't allowed by the rules.

The point is, the grand majority of the stuff you'll see on /d/ IS allowed by the rules, so why bitch about somebody else's fetish in their thread? I've been seeing the "LOLDICKGURLS R GAY" "NO THERE NOT FAGGOT" argument every few days over the past year and a half, and quite honestly it is starting to piss me the hell off. Don't complain to the point of trolling about there being preggoes in your tentacle porn, because (a) YOU'RE FAPPING TO TENTACLE PORN YOU SICK BASTARD (not to single out tentacle-porn lovers, I rather enjoy it myself), and (b) the people you're trolling to can troll right back at you. And believe me: trolling and incredible idiocy are two things that will never fail to kill boners.

We don't HAVE to be immature whiny little bastards just because we're looking at porn.

THANK YOU.
>> Anonymous
AMEN.

I demand a sticky.
>> Anonymous
>>291640
Good point, and well made
>> Anonymous
Sticky this shit.
>> Anonymous
You've actually changed my mind about bitching about futa, and I'm being serious. Well done.
>> Anonymous
The only problem I have is when people start pushing it for a fetish. Like, "looking for pics of women doing handstands with pigtails and hi-heels on." That gets annoying, because the pic itself is /e/ at best. Basically, I'm tired of non-/d/ pics being considered that.
>> Anonymous
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>>291640
SAUCE OF PIC! I think it's the same artist as this.
>> Anonymous
that picture made me lol.
>> Anonymous
>>291640
Uncensored.
>> Anonymous
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>>291690
Sorry, forgot the pic.
>> Anonymous the 674,503rd
>>291666
Purple bonus. It's the most /d/ picture I have that I am able to easily locate.
>> Anonymous
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>>291640
Amen.
>> Anonymous
Because devoting a new topic to bitching about bitching and whining about whining, gives you such a higher place on the moral-o-meter.

Ranks right up there with the always-welcomed "long winded goodbye post to nobody who cares."
>> Anonymous
Hi. Don't make threads like this.