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Hey /d/, i have a question...if you could suck your own dick (or vagina, although i don't think there are any femanons here) would you? i've always dreamt about it.

Pic kinda related
>> Anonymous
all you have to be is flexible.
i do it all the time
inb4 remove ribs, its not necessary
>> Anonymous
I'm flexible, so yeah, I can do it.

I don't particularly like the taste though.
>> Anonymous
femanons exist!

..I tried, my too big chest gets in the way.
>> Anonymous
All you need to do is be able to lay on your back and bring your legs above you and then behind you until your knees are touching the ground by your head and have a 6-7 inch dick.
I also suggest, as to keep this /d/-like, we make this a futa self suck thread. Pictures will follow.
>> Anonymous
>>941224

I did it several times and my back felt, like it didnt like it very much...I also came in my mouth and immidiatelly regretted it.
>> Anonymous
sucking my own dick is a great pastime, as well as a good drunk story to tell.
>> Anonymous
Can't and wouldn't, directly that is. Some kind of tube then maybe, but I'd rather not stick my dick in my mouth.
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>>941329
Sorry home dawgs, I got side tracked. >.> (I didnt cum yet, though)
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>>941375
While regrettable not simply hentai, it is not a depiction of reality and its fucking hot so deal with it newfags and keep that report button nice and cold.
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>>941381
Repost of a repost of a repost, but it was obligatory.
>> Anonymous
>>941303
i think i might lust you
>> Anonymous
>>941303
boobs, or it didn't happen
>> Anonymous
Op here,i would suck my own dick. I once blew a friend...i liked it.
>> Anonymous
i used to be able to suck my dick, but i got a g/f and didnt flex as much as i needed to and got a gut and now i cant /cry
but i get her to do it for me
/dance
>> Anonymous
>>941417
I would too, and I've been eager to experiment with friends...

>>941341
That position can be hell on the back. I've facialed myself a few times.
>> Anonymous
Sure I'd give it a go, if only to know (taste) exactly what I am asking my GF to do.

>>941463
Don't get all practical on us.
>> Anonymous
I can, but it's not very comfortable. It hurts my back.
>> Anonymous
>>941493
Yeh, I'm kinda lanky and not very flexible. >_<

Maybe I should take yoga or something...
>> Anonymous
This femanon would <I>love</I> to munch her own carpet. Sadly, my spine gets in the way.
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Pic related.

(I don't know the title.)
>> Anonymous
Can and have. o.o It's pretty nice.
>> Anonymous
>>941542
For those who have, how did you go about doing it? Are you just really flexible to start with?
>> Anonymous
ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-

BANANAPHONE!
>> Anonymous
>>941468
you can always tell her to give you a snowball,
if you know what i mean. Thing is that before you come it seems like a good idea but afterwards you are just in no mood.
>> Anonymous
>>941548
I've both kissed and eaten out my gf after climaxing... it's not so bad.
>> Anonymous
I've come close, but I'm just not flexible enough. I can stick my tongue out and touch the tip, lol.
>> Anonymous
Have, and do not recommend. Fuckin killed my back doing that arrgh. And I spent 3 months of daily stretching before attempting. Anyways, just lie on your back, put your chin towards your chest, and throw your legs far behind your head. Beware, I heard from a friend who works for EMS that he found someone stuck in that position, it was very embarrassing for him to say the least.
>> Anonymous
Another femanon who'd love to eat herself out. Ha. If I ever got magically split into two people, screw trying to kill each other and establish which of me was the 'real' one, the first thing I'd do would be to 69 myself.
>> Anonymous
Was never flexible enough to do it in any enjoyable way. Only like an inch or 2.

Now I gots a belly though, and Its too hard. Oh well.
>> Anonymous
I wish I was flexable enough to suck my own cock. Hell just being a little flexable period would be nice. I have a very rigid genetic build I get from the male line. I've never once been able to touch my toes with parallel legs and straight knees. Even with practice and stretching. Closest I can get is a hand's length away. My gym teachers always thought I was being lazy during the flex test. Yet I could always jump higher/father, and run faster/longer than anyone.

I would imagin you'd need to be comfortably flexable though to suck yourself off properly anyways.
>> Anonymous
Have sucked myself and cummed in my own mouth a few times. I enjoyed it.
Only downside it does hurt your back a lot.
>> Anonymous
I wonder if there's a way to avoid back pain...
>> Anonymous
I can do it aswell, its fantastic but as mentioned many times, once u cum u totally lose interest, and having a mouth full of cum when ur not in the mood isnt the greatest time.....

Anyway tips for those who struggle:
Lying down and lifting ur legs over you is good to stretch, but it actually hinders how far you can go (due to the angle). So just use it for stretching.
Second a warm bath/shower is fantastic, helps you stretch alot more. ideally sit down with your legs straight forward in the tub with a warm shower spraying on you and stretch as far is comfortable. stay there for a while then push urself as far as you can, keep it there for 10-30 seconds then go back to a more ocmfortable stretch. After a while, repeat again.
You will find that you get closer and closer and closer.
Trust me it works, you just have to be patient. I am DEFINTELY not a flexible person, and using this method ive (on a really good day) managed to get it all in. took 2 hours tho :)

Enjoy, but remember, no matter how much you think cumming in your mouth is gonna be so hawt, it never is once youve cummed......

-Anon
>> Anonymous
>>941644
Good advice. I lack a sister, so I will instead put this to the test...
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I could do it if I just did some flexibility training for a month or two, and I think it would be a stimulating experience, but I'm not quite sure I'd go through with it. I'm not really scared of my sexuality. I know for a fact I like vagoos. I'm just not sure if I'd bother.
>> Anonymous
I do it all the time. I fucking hate the taste but it feels SO FUCKING GOOD!
And I know that it hurts your back but I don't give a shit during. It's gotta be hard and good so no time for back concerns. I deal with those after, sometimes a couple of days.
I'm not flexible at all by the way so anyone can do it. I don't know what my penis is in inches but it's 18 cm and I can take about 5-7 of them now. I'm just waiting to be fully grown and I'm hoping for a bigger cock so it'll be easier! :)
Shit, just reading what I'm writing Is fucked up. I'm getting second thoughts about my confessions.. xD
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>>941689
Me again. I forgot to post a futa/hentai shemale selfsuck pic.
I've got a couple of em'. ;)
I'll post my 2 most recent with decent quality therefore my 2 favourite ones (for now).
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>>941706
And here's the 2:nd pic. My favourite selfsuck pic at the moment.