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Anonymous
http://pics.livejournal.com/kaerfatuf/gallery/0001rb37
full English melon fuck?
>> Anonymous
Sweet Jesus...It is!
>> Anonymous
Posting in an epic thread.

Thanks btw.
>> Anonymous
/d/ actually did it? /d/ found the FULL MELONFUCK? THE HOLY GRAIL, BY GOD?
>> Anonymous
Awesome
>> Anonymous
>532935
OP here, Epic holy grail win for me?
>> Anonymous
>>532946
or the artist got tired of e-mails from /d/eviants and finished the doujin.
>> Anonymous
PENIS, FIRE!
>> Anonymous
>>532950
WITH OVER 9000 INTERNETS!
>> Quote !Curly7Wya.
welcome to two nights ago :\
>> Anonymous
BRACE FOR IMPACT
>> Anonymous
Rapidshit: http://rapidshare.com/files/47234054/Semen_Sprinkler_J_AKA_Melonfuck.rar.html
>> Quote !Curly7Wya.
>>532950
hi.

i'm one of the two guys who bought it.
i also proofed the script and did the hackjob editing.

you posted a link.

which do you think is more awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>532959
bah! still good to finally see this whole fucking thing
>> Anonymous
>>532963
well then, all props to you.
He still gets one internet for the link though, the other over 9000 and change go to you.
>> Anonymous
ok chicks with dicks i dont ghet the attraction. actually i had a dream the other night i was involved in a threesome and my friend gets up and shes got a dick but, but perfect tits and i splooged all over myself she came over and licked it all off. hawt shit. yeah but i dun ghet
>> Anonymous
>>532963
Epic humiliation.

>>532972
you need to lurk the fuck moar.

>>532950
The only way you can save face is by doing this IRL and taking pictures. Pictures are necessary, since you'd at best be the second person to do so.
>> Anonymous
>>532963
HUZZAH!
>> Anonymous
win
>> Anonymous
BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!
>> Martin Seargent !7chTDwPQh2
Are you kidding me? I've had the English version since Friday. Maybe Saturday, I forget.
>> Anonymous
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Everybody above this line: LURK MORE.

People who do not apply to this:
>>532959
>>532976
>>533593
>> Anonymous
OSWEETJEBUS!!!
You found the complete melon fuck?
Sticky!
>> AV idol
>>Everybody above this line: LURK MORE.
for this sake, and the 89th reposting of this shit
>> Anonymous
yeah... not a first time post...

However on a side note...

MY MELON IS IN THE FREEZER!
>> Anonymous
The Holy Grail!
I'm posting in an Epic Tread, yeah! Thanks!
>> Anonymous
omfg, sticky this shit NOW
>> Anonymous
Toasting in epic bread.

Sticky this shit nao.
>> Anonymous
zomg awesome
>> Anonymous
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after reading this yesterday, I knew I would have to try this no matter the cost!

Which is $3.50 at walmart...

Best $3.50 I ever spent...

Suggestions:
1) Honeydew
2) Cut small hole
3) Freeze it (optional... adds 2 hours)
4) Boil it (this gives the outside a warm juicy feel on the meat of the mellon, yet the center is still slightly cold
5)Cut hole to perfect size of penis, if you get it right you can get the mellon to do a suction action (starting smaller is best route, you can make it bigger if you cant fit) The mellon hole will expand and smooth out as you go, so try as small as you can
6) Have a good collection of porn ready to go and have a towl or something absorbant that you dont care about/willing to wash over the chair
7) Jam fork into top of mellon (preferably while penis is outside mellon) this allows you to slide one of your fingers across those holes to adjust suction action (assuming properly sized mellon)
8) cum in mellon... no need to fear mellon children due to next step
9) eat mellon... or not... its your choice really... but they are your fucking mellon sprats to take care of...
10) ????
11) Profit!!!
>> Anonymous
BEEN POSTED BE4 FAYGOTS

http://rapidshare.com/files/46893220/Semen_Sprinkler_J__English_.zip
>> Anonymous
on a side note.... is that a health food?
>> Anonymous
I came
>> Anonymous
PENIS,
FIRE!
>> Anonymous
BRACE FOR IMPACT!
>> Anonymous
I am seriously temped to go buy a honeydew mellon and try that.
>> Anonymous
Well if you do it right, feels great in my honest opinion

A lot like a girl that gives a really soft blowjob

except warmer

or colder

and doesnt need to breath
>> Anonymous
The artist himself graced an earlier thread and suggested a recipe for what was essentially a pocket pussy made of potato starch and water. Cornstarch and flour may be workable substitutes.

Basically, what you do is fill a glass long enough for your cock with 40% potato starch and the rest hot water(warm the glass first) and mix well. Using a chopstick or something, make a hole for your cock and wait half an hour for it to cool, otherwise you'll turn your cock into a hot dog. If you screw up and do end up cooking your cock, post pics in /b/.

Also, don't fuck Galia melons or cantaloupes, the seeds come loose and you just rubbing your shaft against the flesh while the head of your dick waves around inside.
>> Anonymous
So What vegetables can I try? Mellon's on the list what else is there?

I may try this after a quick trip to the shops a few hours.
>> Fuckin A
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AWESOME!!!
>> Anonymous
>>533917

Cucumbers, if you can find one thick enough, should be good, though apparently they count as melons.
You could also try squash, and perhaps a sweet potato. Microwave it for five minutes, leave it for 15 and then cut a hole in it.
>> Anonymous
>>533894
BRACE FOR FUCKING IMPACT.
>> Anonymous
>>533917
>>533902
>>533915
>>533923

this thread is getting worse than b
>> Anonymous
no this thread is getting excellent, snap yo.
>> Anonymous
OKay I'm off to buy a mellon
>> Anonymous
>>532935
Wow. Need moar.
>> Anonymous
>>532963
fuck you tripfag
die
>> Anonymous
futachan.com someone posted it there
>> Anonymous
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Like I said in the thread a few days ago, fucking disappointing. After a couple pages they ditch the melon and it becomes exactly like every other futa manga.

Although this page was hilarious.
>> Anonymous
>>534065
Regardless of melon loss, needs continuation. Preferably w/mom.
>> Anonymous
>>532959
Two nights? Had to have been at least a week ago...
>> Anonymous
BRACE FOR IMPACT
>> Anonymous
Got bored a few pages in.

Mediocre comic is medioooooocre.
>> Anonymous
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Hey guys! Am I doin it right!?
>> AE
Huzzah, I FINALLY remembered to go out an buy a melon today. I will post later with results and possibly images of the soon to be defiled melon.
>> Anonymous
Ill see your penis in hell! If you value your dick, don't do it!
>> Mel !iKGMr61IHM!!VJX
>>534183

WEAR A CONDOM
>> Chao !!eFZ1anCCqZ2
>>533885
I did this a few years back (I was 14 or something... so I guess 5 years ago) except the masturbation tips site I got it from had another step in there: when you warm it up, throw some baby oil in there for smoothness. Don't know how it'd compare to raw, but it was pretty fucking wicked as it was.