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Hey /d/ in honor of fitting two eggs today

mmm more eggs
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>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
Fitting two eggs? I am intrigued...
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>>766024
workin on the 3rd
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>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
I wasn't sure what you were talking about so I was prompting you for kinky stories.
>> Anonymous
>>766029

well so far, shes laying here, on her back..green ankle cuffs. Knees to her chest feet locked to the headboard, hands above her head.

she doesnt like me looking at her like this...not spread at least. And with easter coming up, easter eggs were easy to get my hands on. Shes already wet..shes not as embarrassed as she says she is, and the first egg slides in, pointed side first. She likes to tighten up to make it hard to get them in, but soon enough i work the full girth of the first egg into her with one finger, and a smooth slow push.

The muscles hold fast around the first egg and as it tapirs to the end, is taken in and held. Shes giggling at me...


something like that?
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
No, honestly, we were interested in messing around with eggs but we're not sure how we might go about it, so I was looking for pointers.
>> Anonymous
>>766036
um i uses decorative easter eggs...those come in a variety of textures and colors...we like monsters and stuff...so we use green and yellow ones.

as long as they are true to the size of a real egg..or a goose egg, weve had no problems. though two eggs is about as many as we have fit today. letting them stay in there and repeatedly inserting them..like once a day, stretches it out a little and she will hold more. Dont worry about stretching too much, masturbation and anything else that causes an orgasm will keep it tight. as far as getting stuck, shes pretty good at laying them herself, takes a bit of concentration and some strategic position, but practicing pushing out a dildo over and over is a good way to see if you can get them out safely.
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
>>766041
Like the plastic easter eggs that are separated in the middle? I'd be afraid of losing half (yeah, I know it can't get lost but it might not be that easy to get it out either).

This may sound weird, but what does anon think of real eggs (hard-boiled)?
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>>766043

hard boiled are okay, those work but you can catch shit from chickens so we put them in condoms, un boiled and make her break them or see if she can try to not break them during orgasm

oh and no not the ones that open in the middle
you can find ones that are from like..hobby stores that you use on wreaths and decorative baskets and stuff...

if anything it just needs to be smooth, ridged ones are nice too

but yeah we try to stay away from real ones for cleanliness reasons unless some sort of precaution is made
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
>>766050
Thanks for the info!
>> Anonymous
>>766057
np

have fun other anons
>> Anonymous
i like scrambling eggs in a bowl then putting it in the microwave several times over. FUCK YEAH LAZYNESS
>> eNon
>>766043
You could always superglue the two halves together then sang smooth.

Of course, there's always those decrative stones carved into eggs -- marble or quartz. They'd be smooth, unbreakable, and easy to sanitize, plus the weight would add to the experience.
>> Anonymous
>Of course, there's always those decrative stones carved into eggs -- marble or quartz. They'd be smooth, unbreakable, and easy to sanitize, plus the weight would add to the experience.

Stone eggs--or solid glass ones, usually sold as paperweights--are INCREDIBLE. Not only is the weight an additional sensation, they're great for messing around with temperature play. They can be chilled in the freezer, or heated under hot water, very easily and they hold the temperature for quite a while. And they come in a variety of sizes, so you can slowly work your way up to larger ones over time.
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>>766215


mmmm that sounds god damn delicious
>> Anonymous
You can also buy a solid metal egg. My wife and I have one.
>> Eclair
Extreme Layla is good for this.

She has this amazing "Birthing Toys" vid, where she even gets an entire Orange up there (and "births" it)

But yeah, solid glass would work quite well.
>> Deez Nutz
>>766215
Please be careful, they're not necessarily unbreakable, especially if you're repeatedly exposing them to hot temperatures (boiling water or the microwave), extreme cold (freezer) and pressure (your butt). Buy a metal or pyrex egg.
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