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Anonymous
itt egg laying or impreg
>> Anonymous
Go on...
>> Anonymous
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Anonymous will contribute, but anon will not make the thread himself.

TL;DR: post moar.
>> Anonymous
You know what I would like to see again? That dream one anon wrote about not too long ago. The one where he dreams about cooking his girlfriends eggs for breakfast? I forgot to save it and the thread was deleted when i went back for it
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>> Anonymous
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saw these a few weeks ago, reposted for you benfit
>> Anonymous
anon delivers four chapter story of egglaying goodness.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/iz6b1y
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>> Anonymous
>>910693
I have that. Next time say please.
>So i've been having this dream lately, and I wanted to share it with you since it's pretty /d/ worthy.

>In my dream, my girlfriend tells me she has a secret. Every month, instead of having a period, she lays an egg. Since her "egg day" is coming up she permits me to watch. After an incredibly arousing session of panting, moaning and straining, this beautiful porcelain white egg slides out of her. I pick it up and look at it. It looks just like a chicken egg, only several times larger. I can feel how heavy and solid it is. I'm just absolutely amazed by what just happened, it was fantastic!

>She seems relieved that i'm not weirded out, happy even. I ask her what she does with her eggs, and she tells me that since they're not fertilized they'll never hatch, so she just throws them out. I tell her that's not right. Even if they wont hatch it seems like a shame to just throw them in the trash. I feel like we should use these eggs for something, do something with them. She asks me what could we possibly do with her egg, eat it?

>And as I sit there, clutching her egg in my hands, I realize that's exactly what I want to do. I want to eat my girlfriends egg.
>> Anonymous
>>910709
>So we got to the kitchen and fire up the stove. Gently, I crack the egg into the pan. It's shell is hard and thick, but I manage to get it open. It had a beautiful golden yoke, surrounded by crystalline clear fluid. It fills the whole pan, there was so much. And I proceed to make scrambled eggs as I normally do.

>Finally, we have a plate of scrambled eggs, with a slice of toast. We both just sit there staring at it, not sure what to do next. Finally my girlfriend says you try it. So I pick up my fork, and take a bite.

>It was the most delicious egg i've ever eaten. It tased like heaven!

>And that's when I wake up.
>> Anonymous
>>910703

Now THAT was hot
>> Anonymous
>>910703
Shit that's awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>910703
THIS.

PLEASE tell me there are more chapters to come. D:
>> Anonymous
moar
>> TheOldSage !!sjJGAXFQ8Ke
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>>910920
When posting please contribute, the simple phrase "moar" is mindless and drul and belies a lack of intelligence on the posters part.
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>>910920
if you're going to bump, at least bump with content. and on that note, bumpuu.
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>>910924
drul? droll? dull?
>> Anonymous
MOAR
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>910703

>22kb

Hmmm...
>> Anonymous
>>911049
...It's a text file you fuckwit, of course it's going to be a couple kilobytes. ~_~
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>>910703
I'm so glad I started that now.

>>910924
MOAR

BECAUSE MOAR
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb
>>911164
Penguinmayhem? That you?
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>>911214
No, it's Mike. Of course it's me. Why would anyone else want to pretend to be me?
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>>911227
Wait...wrong image.
>> Anonymous
http://schoolgirlie.de/cgi-bin/topsites.cgi?klick=1533
http://www.incest-top100.com/gate.php3?user=109862
>> Anonymous
>>911233
Ban this fuck.
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>>911164
>>911227
>>911228
Penguinmayhem, I'm fairly certain your stories are what's influencing my dreams. I'm the guy that originally wrote>>910709. Beautiful work, pal. Keep it up
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>>910924
final version