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Help me /d/. I want to get into prostate stimulation so that my girlfriend can take a strap on and have her fun, but I need somewhere to start. All her toys are way too big to fit yet, and so I turn to the only place I know. Can anyone recommend some common household objects I can use to prepare for the real thing? I have the condoms and water based lube if it helps...

Please help me /d/.
>> Anonymous
toothbrushes ? oO

(other end of course lol)
>> Anonymous
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Put a condom over a couple fingers and go to town. If you haven't done it much, make sure you use plenty of lube. Always remember to reeellllaaaaxxxxxx and it'll go in much easier and feel much better.
>> Anonymous !!baWPm2M30p8
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Pic related... The vibration is nice, it's not too-big, nor are they expensive... The only thing I will warn you about is to take a shit (a really good one) prior to using it... The little ridges tend to hold onto any material they come into contact with... You'll still have to wash it afterwards, but it will be easier...
>> Anonymous
may i recommend an enema.
you wouldnt want to get shit all over her shiny new shaft.
>> Anonymous !!baWPm2M30p8
>>628724
That and, even though you will hurt during and immediately-after, you will feel better without all that stale-shit in your colon...
>> Anonymous
You can work gradually up to a hairbrush handle, I'd think. The ones I've used are usually pretty thin and rounded at the end.

Also, could we get the link to TS I Love You (or whatever the OP is) on the web? I remember it being somewhere, but I've lost it. Hrrm.
>> Anonymous
>>628724
it's not the most fancy thing to do, but i've found that 1 turkey baster worth of water will clear out almost all of the shit
>> Anonymous
>>628722
Hmmmm... I have a vibrating razor... Maybe if I slide that into a Condom it might do the trick. I tryed a pen about an hour ago with saliva but it didn't go to well. I guess what they say about the lube isn't a suggestion...
>> Anonymous
My friend Jack recommends using a candle. Jack says it's the perfect size for begi
>> Anonymous
>>628722
I imagined putting the wrong side in, the though really hurts.

>>628724
Enemas can be nice, but I felt like mentioning that it's very, very rare to encounter any feces during anal play.
>> Anonymous
>>628731
go excessive with the lube on your first couple times since it'll be hard for you to relax your asshole. Also use lubed condoms
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>>628737
Candles aren't such a great idea when all I own are these sorts ^^;
>> Anonymous
It's called fingers. I presume she has ten of them, so you've got a pick of sizes.
>> Anonymous
GAY FANTASIES ITT:
>> Anonymous
>>628755
>>Hey /d/ what's a woman because I've never seen one before
>> Eclair
Remember, if she can take anal, so can you ;-p
>> Anonymous
...First thing I see in /d/ today is this thread.

...

Explain yourselves Anonymous.

P.S. Slowly working up yourself, BY YOURSELF, will make it easier. It teaches you how to get stuff in, what you CAN take in, and how to relax yourself better.
>> Anonymous
Mechanical toothbrushes with a slightly phallic shape.
>> Anonymous
ITT OP loves teh cock and wants a futa GF.
>> Anonymous
just bend over, relax, and take it like a good bitch :)
>> Anonymous
Tell her to strap you to a table and go in dry
>> Anonymous
A toilet plunger handle. Seriously. That's what I started with. They unscrew from the plunger part. They're long with a rounded tip, but they're not too thick and the rigidness allows for a lot of control. Use lots of lube and a condom of course--you don't want splinters in your ass.

Ultimately, though, size isn't an issue. Your asshole is designed to stretch. The sphincter muscle usually stays constricted. If you try to force something in there, it will pull the muscle and hurt like hell. But when gentle pressure is put on it for a number of seconds (10-40, YMMV), it will relax on its own.

Stick something in there and stop if it begins to hurt. Hold it in there, wait about 10 seconds, then push a little more. Keep doing that until its all the way in. Then you're good to go; you can fit practically anything in there pain free. You just have to be patient and get to know your own body.
>> Anonymous
Lots of good advice here, so I have only one thing to add: Use a silicone lube, not a water based lube. Your colon exists to recover as much water from your stool as possible. It will dry out water based lube in no time at all. And no lube in your keester is no fun at all.
>> Anonymous
>>628769
>everyone on /d/ wants a futa girlfriend
>> Anonymous
whatever you do, don't use a pen or something that you can possibly lose ahold of especially when it gets slippery. There's a reason ass toys have that flared end to prevent "loss." You don't want to have to ask a doctor to remove something. Object also has to be perfectly smooth and rounded or you will tear yourself up, condom or no condom. Fingers, trim and file those nails.
Standard advice for anal sex or play is (assuming you are cleaned out) to emulate the muscle feel of pushing out a crap since that encourages dilation, which is what you need to encourage to insert anything. Once you are in, gentle encouragement GENTLE and the sky's the limit. Just don't be stupid and use a lightbulb or a doorknob or anything that can get lost, broken, or otherwise hurt you.
If you got the guts, go to an adult toy store for a variety of things the size appropriate for your ass. Nothing says you have to start with the King Kong Novelty Cock.
>> Anonymous
Instead of something hard [like a plunger handle], you might want to use something substantially more pliable [like a finger, or several]. You don't have many nerve endings that'll tell you when you're stretching stuff wrong, and your first warning will be a jolt of pain that tells you that you tore something [which will likely require a trip to the doctor, since it can get really infected really fast]. Something softer will bend before it'll cause you any damage.

And don't go dry. Lube slopping all over the place is better than having too little [sounds nice too if your partner is really aggressive]
>> Anonymous
>>628786
same here trust me it works i was able to take fisting from my gf but hey whatever have fun and use silcon lube water based drys up fast

on a side note for enema i perfer ice round cubes mind you the kind you get at the gas staion although i suppose the kind from an ice maker would work find to.
>> Anonymous
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If you go to babeland.com or extreemrestraints.com they sell a "starter kit"
with variouse sized insertables that you and your girl can have fun getting you aclimated to. There are lots of toys out there that are designed specificly to hit that "guys G spot".
I personaly feel that you should buy one thats made for your intended purpose instead of using things that are laying around the house.
>> Anonymous
>>628838
Don't listen to this person. Start with the King Kong Novelty Kock. And take pictures!
>> Anonymous
Thanks for the advice everyone. Once I lubed up it really was a hell of allot easier. I ended up going with the razor (sharp bit detached duh :p) in the condom due to the vibration feature. Though I didn't manage to orgasm... It felt strange... But good. The only downside being that now I feel like I need to take a dump but there's nothing in there to drop. I figured using my anus muscles to force out the razor would give my body the impression that it had done, but it seems that it only sorta fixed it.

Any advice on this? Or is it just a side affect we live with?
>> Anonymous
Oh, for fucks sake! What are you all, 10?

Just get a $15 toy at your local sex shop. It's a lot easier than asking your GP to remove a toothbrush from your anus.
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>>628714
>> noone
I say fuck prep and just let her go to town.
>> Anonymous
god invented fingers and the aneros for a reason, son
>> Anonymous
I used to fuck myself with spit and fingers and the first time I did it my whole palm was covered in blood and I freaked out for like 20 mins lol
>> Anonymous
>>629616
You did it wrong. Enjoy your non-stretching scar tissue.
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>>628714
you may want to invest in some latex gloves. 1, because then the fingers slide really smoothly, 2, because this is a messy business.
as for objects, i would recommend starting with fingers (see above). look around the house, WYSIWYG. think bottles, brushes, whatever. invest in a real toy soon. i recommend these:
http://www.stockroom.com/Medium-Penis-Dildo-P72.aspx
cheap, harness-ready, feel great, and they even come in multiple sizes.
>> Anonymous
just go to a fucking sex store and buy a butplug and lube, even I gained the courage to do that after a year or so of /d/
you will thank yourself later
>> Anonymous
no, don't think of bottles; glass is bad, lol

think ob cucumbers (reduce thickness with a knife and... you know the rest)
go for hard cucumbers, though :)
>> Anonymous
Use commercial grade toys, starting with small ones.

Silicone lube is nice, but be advised that it fucks up silicone toys. Read up on what lube to use with which toys.

The FeelDoe series is win. At least for me and my gf.