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>>519924 "I think we're all of us a little bit gay, it just depends on how much. I mentioned this to my homophobe friend one day and he says 'The HELL I am!'
So I asked him: 'Bob, you watch pornography sometimes, right?'
And he says, 'Well, sure.'
And I ask him, 'Do you only watch the ones with the two girls in 'em?'
And he says to me, 'No, I like to watch a man and a woman making love.'
And I ask him, 'Well, do you like it when the guy has a tiny, shrunken, shriveled little mushroom of a thing?'
And he says, 'No, I like big, hard, throbbing DICK!'
And I said, 'I did not know that about you.'"
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