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>>910693 I have that. Next time say please. >So i've been having this dream lately, and I wanted to share it with you since it's pretty /d/ worthy.
>In my dream, my girlfriend tells me she has a secret. Every month, instead of having a period, she lays an egg. Since her "egg day" is coming up she permits me to watch. After an incredibly arousing session of panting, moaning and straining, this beautiful porcelain white egg slides out of her. I pick it up and look at it. It looks just like a chicken egg, only several times larger. I can feel how heavy and solid it is. I'm just absolutely amazed by what just happened, it was fantastic!
>She seems relieved that i'm not weirded out, happy even. I ask her what she does with her eggs, and she tells me that since they're not fertilized they'll never hatch, so she just throws them out. I tell her that's not right. Even if they wont hatch it seems like a shame to just throw them in the trash. I feel like we should use these eggs for something, do something with them. She asks me what could we possibly do with her egg, eat it?
>And as I sit there, clutching her egg in my hands, I realize that's exactly what I want to do. I want to eat my girlfriends egg.
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