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Anonymous
hey /d/ this picture totally made me think. my boyfriend goes to /b/ and i told him that the pic is true so i made a challenge to him saying if he can make me make a sound he wins and if he doesnt he had to do something of my choice......will you help me choose
>> Anonymous
You are an idiot.
>> Anonymous
List your fetishes.
>> Anonymous
>>1183957
dickgirls
vore
beastiality
shota
monsters
impossibly huge cocks
...especially the impossibly huge cocks.
>> Anonymous
Make him fuck a dog or some stupid shit.
>> Anonymous
>>1183974
then record it and post it here.
>> Anonymous
Attempt real life vore, and by that I really mean saliva femdom and licking. Tongue baths....ooh yeah.
>> Anonymous
>>1183979
>> Anonymous
>>1184002
NO U
>> Anonymous
Make him buy you an impossibly huge cock.
It will be embarrassing for him,
you get free stuff,
and he will have gotten off lightly so he can't complain.

Also I would think just wearing a strap on would be a bit of a thrill if you are into futa, even if you have no intention of using it.
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb
>>1184059
Also make him find you a younger guy, of the shota type. Then you can combine shota, dickgirls, impossibly huge cocks, and more, all at the same time.
Help us, as we slowly and inexorably progress toward the ultimate goal of /d/: Gesamtkunstfuck.
>> Anonymous
Tie him up, gag him, then fuck em with a strapon. Try the feeldoe.
>> Anonymous
>>1183962
>>dickgirls
>>impossibly huge cocks

this.
>> Anonymous
>>1183943
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

WHERE DO WE MEET GIRLS LIKE YOU IN REAL LIFE?
>> Anonymous
>>1183943
Tie him on his back, and sell rides to your girl friends for a quarter each. Be sure to use a loud glass jar, and don't release him until the jar is full.
>> Anonymous
>>1183943

Anyone have a source on this?
>> Anonymous
At first, I thought my girlfriend was replying to this thread. Then I realized that almost all of the replies could have been from her.

I fucking love my girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
yeah whos the artist?
>> Anonymous
>>1183943
Start early in the morning. Shave and dress him to look like a woman. Make it convincing. Pick out his clothing, make sure it includes a short skirt with no underwear. Then spend the day out with him. Eat in a mall food court, go see a movie, eat dinner in a fancy restaurant, go to a bar in the evening. At each public place you visit, find a secluded or dark spot where there is still a slight chance of being seen, and stand behind him and give him a hand job so that he leaves a small mess behind. See how he feels about /d/ at the end of the day.
>> Anonymous
>>1184507
The ladies restrooms would work perfectly.
>> Anonymous
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get aids, its awesome according to this ad
>> Anonymous
>>1184523
Sorry to knock us off topic, but what the fuck is that from?
>> Anonymous
>>1184526
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/aids-awareness-campaign
>> Anonymous
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What would turn you on the most, and what would embarrass him the most? If he's into dressing like a girl and going out, these brilliant plans won't work. If he's not into /d/, he's probably not, but the point remains. The key is to hit him where it hurts, while giving yourself as much pleasure, and him just enough to get by.
>> Anonymous
Pegging :D.
>> Anonymous
>>1184289
Not OP, we're everywhere. You're not looking hard enough.
>> Anonymous
>>1184548
MSN?

I'm not some /b/ prick.
>> Anonymous
>>1184550
Well, how the hell are we supposed to know you're into /d/?
>> Anonymous
>>1183943
I'm afraid I also must request source. plz?
>> Anonymous
Have him take you out to eat. Make him wear a butt plug through dinner and he has to get all his meal choices approved by you. During dinner rub his dick with your foot and press on his balls any time it looks like he enjoys it. Then when you get home put a strap on on and have at him. Bonus points if you either
A. Make him cum during dinner and don't let him go to the bathroom to clean up
B. Don't let him cum at all
C. Take him out with a rope suit under his clothes
>> Anonymous
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>>1184551
I'm more into Bondage then anything else, been loving it since I was 13.

But I do have a couple of futa/dick girl hanging around.
>> /d/ chick
>>1184551

Well, how are WE supposed to know that YOU are into /d/ stuff? You don't generally find out that shit until you're in a relationship and getting more comfortable with each other.

my last boyfriend turned out to be so distressingly vanilla that he never found out even a 10th of my true /d/ness. I broke that off because I couldn't see myself having only sweet slow missionary sex. Boooring. Thing is, it was fine that the relationship started that way, it took a while to discover that it was the *only* thing he did, and showed no inclination or interest toward something more kinky.
>> Anonymous
>>1184555
Same with my ex gf. Was irritating as fuck, she'd just lay there most of the time, or if I was lucky she would get on top.

Was so boring I had to wack off to actually come.
>> /d/ dude 1 Anonymous
>>1184555
That's my position. People really don't find out that stuff until later in the relationship. You just kind of have to get lucky. I did for the most part. I guess we should just be up front about it if we want to save time. Anyone from /d/ entering a new relationship should be open about it from early on, agreed? Perhaps embarrassing, but it really shouldn't be, so just deal with it, eh?
>> Anonymous
>>1184560
Thats easy to say, but people are less inclined to be open about thier fetishes when they are dating someone with a connection to thier friends or family.
>> Anonymous
need more /d/ girls on anonidate()com
>> /d/ dude 1 Anonymous
>>1184563
I know. I probably wouldn't. It sucks. Perhaps getting the boring partners to explore? I managed to get my girlfriend off of her total anal ban. She loved it. *happy dance*
>> Anonymous
Alright /d/ dude 1, how did you do it. My GF dislikes most /d/ stuff. How did you manage to get her off her no anal kick.
>> Anonymous
... Something I don't think has been asked: Did you win this bet yet? Because I'm not sure if it will help or hurt the competition if you're thinking about what you'll get to do to him after.


>>1184555
That is such a pity. Seriously.

Side note: I know that there are a lot of other girls here, but it really makes me happy when we come out and talk about being /d/ girls.
>> Anonymous
>>1184574
Analingus.
>> Anonymous
>>1184578
Tried it. She squirms away and says its too sensitive.
>> Anonymous
>>1184581
Get a new girl.
>> /d/ chick
>>1184560

I find that if I have warm underbelly feelings for a guy, kinkiness doesn't matter that much at first, and I want him to be right for me and am worried about freaking him out with clear displays of /d/ness. I try to hint at it, but...

I guess that my warm underbelly-feelings are rare enough, and to a guy to reprociates them even rarer, that I doubt that I would really come out as a deviant in an early stage.

I hoped that my ex could be encouraged to explore in that direction, but he was truly distressingly vanilla. It doesn't help that I'm a bit of a sub and not someone who tackles their vanilla partner to the bed and starts doing kinky stuff to them.
>> Anonymous
>>1184568
I seriously don't know. I asked about using just 1 finger. Out of almost nowhere. She said that would be fine. We'd been pegging for years, so she was sorta into it, but before that, I thought there was nothing, no way, no how. It surprised even me. But she liked it, and she even played with it without me, which is rare. We also used some anal bead, cuz the starting end is so small you can barely feel them. Sorry, man, but I really think I just sorta happened onto it. If you can get her to at least try, you're making progress. Make sure she's turned on when you start. We started in doggystyle, then I started rubbing her asshole with some lube. She loved that. I only got one knuckle in that first time, and it hurt, but perhaps the teasing of her hole, and her being already turned on helped. Probably a lot. She said a finger would have always been fine with her, but I swear she had a total ban, so I just really don't know for sure.
>> /d/ dude 1 Anonymous
>>1184584
That was me btw.
>>1184583
Alas, our lot is a sad one. Finding each other IRL without resorting to internet dating, seems purely left to chance. Sadly, my girlfriend has a total porn ban on me that I have no idea how to shake. I think she'd like this stuff too, I just can't figure out how to get her to at least relax about it and not mind me enjoying it. I think she takes it too personally. Not that it stops me, of course, though it breaks my heart to lie to her about it constantly.
>> /d/ chick
some female insight into anal - I enjoy it but it's still something that doesn't do much for me (and can even turn me off) unless I'm already extremely turned on. I've even had times where I didn't feel like it and then when he was doing me doggy style I suddenly hit the moment where it became extremely appealing.
Also for me a big part of the being turned on is being talked to, being told what my partner intends to do and how hot it would be and how much the thought turns him on etc. All in a low sexy voice and using the wording that does it for me.

Added advantage of being talked to is that I get the chance to turn him away from an idea if I don't fancy it, but it doesn't turn into him asking permission to do stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>1183943

Requesting sauce on OP as well.
>> Anonymous
>>1184289
havnt u red the rules? there is no women on the internets, that 1 is obviously a dude... women like that do not exist
>> Anonymous
>>1184603
Heh, god dang it I would date you in a minute...but you would have to put up with my love of Slime/Gooze and all things sticky. Can't say I'm all that much of an anal guy here myself ( Breast fucking, Blowjob, and Vag positions are my cup of tea ) yet I am into ( and open ) to allot of other shit.
>> SAGE
>>1184636

this is the reason you go to /b/

cmon man reading posts like yours just makes me feel plain bad inside. wake up.
>> Anonymous
>>1184639
Tip: sage only works on lowercase.
>> Anonymous
Pee in his mouth
>> Anonymous
>>1184538
This. Just because it's the worst you can do to him.
>> Anonymous
>>1184853

Unless he likes pegging, I suppose.