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Anonymous
so /d/, how does it feel knowing vaginal birth is going to become a thing of the past in a few years?
>> Anonymous
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As opposed to oral birth? Or unbirth?
>> Anonymous
moar
>> Anonymous
>>754143
I think he means c-section type shit.
>> Anonymous
Phhhttt... c-section is overrated. Who wants a hideous disfiguring scar on their stomachs.
>> Anonymous
>>754154
apparently women do
>> Anonymous
Better than the alternative
>> Anonymous
britfag here, for the record c-section is seen as being the last resort. Its only america that has something like a 1/4 C-section rate.
>> Anonymous
>>754167

This is because it's way easier to sue for malpractice in the US, and if a baby dies and the doctors didn't at least try a C-section, they're pretty much guaranteed to lose the lawsuit.
>> Anonymous
>>754137
moar please
>> Anonymous
i know this is not /tv/, but there is an upcoming documentary about how the US does birthing differently than the rest of the world. http://www.thebusinessofbeingborn.com/

i think that what OP was trying to get at.
>> Anonymous
>>754383
Seconded. Sauce on OP?

>>754154
C-section scars are actually about 6 inches on the bikini area, so they're hardly disfiguring.
>> Lianny
Why would anyone want an invasive operation rather than the natural thing that hardly causes any real injury?
Let's face it, USA is not a place ruled by reason.
>> Anonymous
Aren't C-sections pretty rare for those who aren't massively overweight and/or in terrible physical shape?
>> Anonymous
Alot of women get the c-section instead of a natural birth becasue they think its streteches out their vag, and makes sex worse. I shit you not.
>> Anonymous
Many women with small hips aren't able to have natural birth. As more women are able to have c-sections instead of the alternative (dieing in childbirth) more women will end up with small hips until our species can't reproduce without a surgical procedure.
>> Anonymous
>>754779
Well in that case it's for a good cause.
>> Anonymous
>>754137
Nah, little brown girls all over the world will still be having babies the old fashioned way.
>> Anonymous
>>754137
I hate asking for sauce but... Sauce? I used to have this doujin a while back, but I seem to have lost it...
>> Anonymous
as a surgery, c-section is inherently riskier than vaginal delivery (where you have woman with average dimensions with an average fetus). Ignorant trial lawyers will try to tell you otherwise, but fuck them.
>> Anonymous
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What about the artificial womb...
then you won't need to have the kids, just supply the DNA
>> Anonymous
>>754841
Oh, god NO!
Not the HIPS man, not the HIPS!
For me it would be the same as for every other male (except the lolikons) to realise that breasts will evolve smaller until they are virtually non-existant (though, that would be pretty awful too)
>> Anonymous
EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.
Natural selection does.
If you make lots of babies with women with wider-than-average hips and bigger than average boobs, they'll have the trait to pass them on.

Usually voluptuous women have babies anyway, so it's the less-than-fertile skinny girls that probably won't be fountains of maternity. Artificial or not.

So long as people like big breasted wide assed women, we'll have big breasted and wide assed women.

And with the coming dawn of genetic engineering, by which I mean genome therapy, you'll see more waifish girls turn into estrogen fountains.

So don't you worry your pretty little heads. So long as men have sex drives, and women need a cock to play with psychologically, we'll have tits and ass to grab onto.
>> Anonymous
even IF we have a particularly strong alternative lifestyle community that wishes to practice "man free" living, that religion isn't sustainable. We're a dual sexed species, and teenage years will always bring about a teenage rebellion. Often lesbian couples aren't fit parents to begin with, and femnazi "LETS TURN OUR MARROW INTO SPERM" types are just crazy.

Plus, it's less expensive to make babies the natural way. So no matter what, there will always be more natural babies than test tube ones.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>754841
i blame the faggots on /s/ that cry Whale at everyone with hips!
>> Anonymous
5 agree to the natural selection guy. ah well I'm just glad to have wide hips 'cause I want to deliver my babies naturally. Plus my pussy's too tight right now anyway so that's not the problem for me.
>> Anonymous
>>755151

no girls on internet
shut the fuck up attention whoring troll
>> Anonymous
>>754137
Moar of this now.

The rest of you fags shut the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
>>754137
more of this and egg birth
>> Anonymous
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you want birth? okay
>> Anonymous
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and i'm out
>> Yami no Bakura !!7MOYlUw5WM2
>>755246
>>755247
>>755251
>>755252
Raging hard-on is raging.
>> Anonymous
>>755181
(sigh) and this is why there are no girls on the internet
>> Anonymous
>>754777
Yeah....but what is over 50% of the US? Overweight and/or in terrible shape!
>> Anonymous
>>755283
George Bush is considered overweight by the BMI.
To say that "what is overweight" is a conservative estimate is not an understatement.

This "AUUGH AMERICANS ARE FULL OF ULTRA FATASSES" thing is more propaganda than actuality.
>> Anonymous
>>755349
The BMI cannot be perfect, like any social construct for making vague categories, but it is undeniable that whatever method is used, the US come high on the list concerning the population with weight problems.

Even the US governmental health departments recognize this. Lol "propaganda".
>> Anonymous
less talking, more births!!!
>> Anonymous
Americans aren't any worse off than anyone else, people just like to latch on to whatever negativity they can find.

Now we are being bashed for c-sections?! Something that was started BY ROME? Something America likely inherited from our British roots? America is getting shit on for that?!

Wow, fuck you world, you hypocrit bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>755273
And we're happy that way so shut the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
>>755363people just like to latch on to whatever negativity they can find.
Or maybe they're making a reasonable opinion on an educated subject. I don't know.
>Now we are being bashed for c-sections?!
If the medical procedure is being abused unreasonably, yes, that seems normal.
>Something that was started BY ROME?
Rome was tyranical for the most part, supported slavery and was terribly war-hungry. Maybe everything it did wasn't good.
>Something America likely inherited from our British roots?
Lol vaguely shifting the blame.
>> Anonymous
>>754137
sauce please
>> Anonymous
>>755388

No, they aren't making a reasonable opinion based on an educated subject. America gets shit on for EVERYTHING. Weight issues, sex issues, racism, war, and now America is getting it over FUCKING C-SECTIONS.

The weight issue is SEVERELY over-exaggerated, because what constitutes being overweight is regulated by absurdly strict guidelines. Based on the current guidelines, one of my female friends is considered overweight at just 136 pounds.

As for unreasonably abused medical procedures, are YOU a fucking doctor? Women are allowed to get FUCKING ABORTIONS, which are definately morally debatable, and you want to say they AREN'T allowed to get a c-section if they want it? They aren't allowed to forego hours of natural, painful, and DANGEROUS child birth? Until you get your medical license, fuck off, you don't know shit.
>> Anonymous
>>755349
>>755358
That's because BMI doesn't take into account muscle mass.
>> Anonymous
>>755428
I have nothing to answer since I'd basically be copypasting the previous posts, which you cannot read. 3/10 troll or martyr fetishist? The world will never know.
>> Anonymous
>>755441

Or because you have nothing to say worth listening to.
>> Anonymous
>>755446
I don't believe it needs to be said that "lol you're not a doctor" is a lulzy comeback, or need to repeat that the US health agencies officially back up the "SEVERELY over-exaggerated weight issues". I'd rather talk to a wall. Walls can be sexy.
>> Anonymous
>>755452

I think we would all love if you went and talked to a wall. Don't let me stop you, go on. Don't forget to turn your computer off during your conversation.
>> Anonymous
>>755461
pssss
psssssssssst
america sucks!
>> Anonymous
You know whats funny is that somehow generalizing all the people in America as a single entity makes other countries think they are LESS ignorant/racist/nationalist/etc.
>> Anonymous
oh, the lulz never end in this thread
>> Anonymous
>>755388
I think the Rome comment was pointing out the origins of the procedure, not praising the Roman Empire.

Sage for whiny bitches. Shut up and fap, or GTFO.
>> Anonymous
>>754849
false.

Natural childbirth is riskier than c-section due to things like breechbirths, e.t.c.

Also, since a c-section is a planned event, you can actually schedule it, rather than simply waiting around for mother nature to screw you in the pooch and drop the kid a week late in parking lot at Walmart. Then there's the added bonus of not having to push, so you can take shitloads of pain medication and practically sleep through the thing.

The main reason why people in other countries don't have c-sections is the same reason they don't have a lot of other surgeries. Surgery is expensive. Most countries, people just can't afford it. And in most westernized countries, the government pays for healthcare. Which is nice when comes to getting your cold medicine and a checkup, but the government is sure as fuck not gonna pay for anything they don't have to. You know how Britfags have fucked up teeth, but every American gets braces in middle school? Same fucking shit.

tl;dr; stfu idiots
>> Anonymous
More intelligent debate posts than bumps for moar birth porn? In my /d/?
>> Anonymous
Coming up next on gurochan:

C-section porn
>> Anonymous
Other countries don't bother to do half as many studies as America does. Been to europe, i've seen more fatties in Berlin then i have when i spent my time in LA.

Not to mention that the same thing happened when i took hat trip to Bavaria a few years ago. yeah LOL AMERIKKKANS ARE FAT. But not as fat as your shamefull ass nazi fucks. Least America bothers to take the time to actually do studies, while most other countries, do not.

People bash the fact that there is a drug problem in america, "But mary jane is legal in the Netherlands, this just proves the fact that amerikkkans are stupid" No it doesn't jackass,unless you have proof that when people native do the Netherlands smoke and commit lesser felonies and other crimes, PUT TO SCALE with america, then you can wave your big fat cock around, otherwise pack your shit and move to your shitcock ignorant country.
>> Anonymous
Jesus Fucking Batshit Christ mother of Satan.

I have never raged at a thread the way I have here today.

Fucking sage.