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Anonymous
Does anyone know the artist name? Title is Semen Sprinkler J. Pic related.
>> Ehhh..... !N2Rn3IpqO2
Artist's tag is sammohung. Site is http://sammohung.blog83.fc2.com/

Also, lurk moar.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Moar plox!
>> Anonymous
where can i get this but translated!
>> Anonymous
Holy grail is holy

Fukken lurk moar
>> Anonymous
>>561463
... It IS translated..
>> Anonymous
>>561474
holy grail is holy shit. it sucked, only 3 pages of melonfuck.
>> Anonymous
Sage for fucking old.
>> oro
not only was this reposted every five fucking minutes for about two weeks, some guys DID try fucking a melon. They got their cocks burnt by the acid in the melon and the author of the doujin made fun of them and suggested something involving potato starch.
>> Anonymous
>>561551
I thought one of them also got his cock burnt by heating up the melon to something like 160F.
>> Anonymous
http://rapidshare.com/files/48165354/Semen_Sprinkler_J__English_.zip
>> Anonymous
When, oh WHEN will the japanese learn to tell the difference between melons and chest-burster eggs?
>> Anonymous
>>561551
Melons don't have caustic acid you retard, I've fucked many before. Don't believe everything you read/hear. Especially on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>562073

so wait, it works?
>> Anonymous
>>562073
they obviously dont have acid that could horribly maim a person. dont forget that a lot of people actually EAT watermelon rather than shove their penis into it.
>> Anonymous
Aight, here's how it goes:

Cantaloupe is my preferred medium, though other types like honeydew are fine as well.

Cut the hole smaller than your member, as the fruit surrounding it will compress under the prolonged pressure.

Try to go for a tapered cut as well, larger diameter on the outside, smaller diameter on the inside.

Be sure to cut extra away around the rind. It is abrasive and unpleasant.

For added sensation, leave the insides of the melon intact. No, you will not get seeds up your pee-hole you wusses.

I suggest a room temperature melon.

If you find you need extra lubrication, use cottage cheese. No sense using an inedible lube. Be creative.

Remember, this gets messy, I suggest spreading out a towel before hand, or doing it in a shower.

Ok, that's it kids. Happy Melonfucking.