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how big can you grow? Anonymous
inflation, post now. anykind is fine, just as long as they're nice and big! sorry pic not really related.
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So obviously your into inflation, but are you like me who also like pregnant chicks? (I like prego first, and expansion as a happy alternative)
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>>214287
Shut up.
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Fuck you. (from the guy who has posted every single related picture with the exception of the ass who told me to shut up)
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Great response there, pregofucker.
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Dont i wish! Anyways it was just a polite question, and i have every right to have my own opinion and preference.

Pic related
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Its all about the tummy aint it?
>> Anonymous
not when it's about to fucking explode dude
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God i hope you arent the guy who started this thread, because clearly you dont know a fucking thing about your own fetish. The vast majority of expansion literature inevitably involves the individual reaching such enormous sizes that the pop like a balloon. I hope you die in a fire.
>> Anonymous
>>214313
that means you have to fucking like it? that's like saying if you enjoy hentai you're obligated to enjoy tentacle rape. you sound like the one who needs to shut the fuck up for once in your misbegotten life and stop telling people that they should fap to murder.
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>> Anonymous
Personaly i dont like poping, and i certainly dont want to convince people to enjoy murder and so on and so fourth. I dont however have a huge problem with people telling me shut up when all I did was ask a simple, polite question. Especialy when i have added quite a lot of posts to this thread.
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oh yeah, a simply innocent question. It's like going into a catgirl thread and asking "oh, you like catgirls? do you also like furries?"
>> Anonymous
You seem like an exceptionaly angry person, did you mother beat you as a child?
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You don't need a reason to be angry.
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>> Anonymous
So you have a problem with simple non-insulting questions? A simple "no" would have sufficed instead of telling me to shut up. You seem like the biggest ass i've ever met... just thought you should know that. oh and to me there is no difference between prego and expansion, I just like the look of the stomach, i dont care to think that there is a small person inside a chick. At least my fetish is attainable to some degree.
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>> Anonymous
"You dont need a reason to be angry"
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Your an american arent you?
If not you should consider moving there to be reunited with your kind.
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Americans have nothing to be angry about.
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And it's pretty sad how one of my fellow superior non-Americans can't distinguish between 'your' and 'you're.'
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I agree. But your statement sounded like you feel that anger in itself is justified and that you feel that it gives you the right to say whatever you want without and further consideration. Basicaly i asked if you were an american because you seem ignorant and possible violent, which is basicaly the deffinition of america.

Hope you have a nice day eh!
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The fact that you resort to base and overdone stereotypes of Americans doesn't make us in Europe look much better than them.
>> Anonymous
i know how to write, but i am lazy when it comes to forum posts because only the most anal people in the world give a shit. At least i dont type al l337 or w/e like half the idiots on the interweb
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>>214344
hahaha. Well im not exactly worried about that eh, being a Canadian and all.
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HAY GUYZ WATS GOIN ON?
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>>214349
Then it's even less of a surprise.
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Anyways i would just like to appologize for getting so pissed off, i just cant stand people who tell me to shut up when it would have been much simpler to just say "no". I do not hope you die in a fire, and i very much accept that you dont like pregos. Also my last post may not have made a lot of sense, sorry, im tired.

Peace offering
>> Bob
Lol weeaboo/cry moar/wambulence/pussy/etc
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Don't go back on your statements. Suddenly making peace offerings based solely on the fact that I am European shows the same willful ignorance that you peg on Americans.
>> Anonymous
Thanks Bob. If this someone different than the european that decided that it was insulting to ask a simple question, than fuck off and die. If its the same guy, i expected more from you, but am in no way surprised. being anonymous can make people into complete asses.
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>> Anonymous
It wasnt because your not american, its because i felt bad about losing my temper over virtualy nothing, and since im about to stop posting in this stupid thread, i figured it would be nice to appologize. (pst, fyi, some people are nice to other people everyonce in a while, mayhap you should try it sometime)
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Pleasantries have no place on /d/.
>> Anonymous
>>214366
Fair enough.
You are a fag. I hope you have tons of fun tonight, when your boyfriend sticks a tube up your hairy eurofag ass and inflates you to massive proportions before he forces you to suck him till he blow his load in your mouth. I hope you pop. The world will be a much happier place.
>> Anonymous
Fag, fag fag... fag fag fag fag.
Fag.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
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That's far more apt.
However, the only man I'd be gay for, hilariously, died in a fire.
>> Anonymous
Oh and in responce to whatever else you might have to say to me... Shut up! Shut the fuck up! No one wants to hear what you have to say, no one gives a flying fuck what you think. Next time you open your mouth to say something, just close it again and remember this: No one likes you, and you will die alone. (Eurofag)
>> Anonymous
Your right that is hilarious
>> Anonymous
Was it your father?
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>>214377
I could only wish.
>> Anonymous
>>214308
Source?
>> Anonymous
Okay I'm a girl and I'd like to say...GOD THIS IS HOT.
Could this actually, truely, be done?
>> Anonymous
>>214382
not as big as you see here but it's possible albeit dangerous if done wrong.
>> Anonymous
http://rapidshare.de/files/22499866/inflation.wmv.html
Check it out! (from the nice canadian)
>> Anonymous
And so thats through the bum then?
>> Anonymous
God that's hot! I'm going to have to try that on myself.

-Girl from before
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Last post, from the annoying canadian, I hope anyone interested in inflation has downloaded the movie clip because its a nice little peice of awesome that proves that inflation is possible (Just dont do it the way she does!!!)
>> Anonymous
>>214394
I want you!
>> Anonymous
>>214396
Me?!

-That same, crazy, girl (Why am I still here? D:)
>> Anonymous
Also, if you attempt this, we require pictures, movies, and tits! (or gtfo)
>> Anonymous
>>214398
If you are interested in it, then yes, Gawd yes!
>> Anonymous
>>214400
...God...XD
I don't know how to tell my boyfriend I'm into this..."Oh by the way honey...Next time we do it...Will you INFLATE ME?" D: God...Maybe I'll do it...take a picture...and break it to him slowly...

-You know who D:
>> Anonymous
>>214402
I'm taken D:

-dsjfhsdhf
>> Anonymous
Me too, but you should know that there are people who would totaly jump your bones for being interested in this. Its creepy, but god is it hot!
>> Anonymous
there's a thread on Gurochan about how to avoid hurting yourself that maybe you should see. also, be warned that if you use air you'll be farting and burping for hours afterwards
>> Anonymous
oh and btw, check out deviant art if you are really interested in this. Critical Volume is the man for you, and there are plenty more where that came from.
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>> Anonymous
Can I get a link to that gurochan thread? :D

Can you use something other than air? Like would it be safe if you used anything else?

Jump my bones? Hah...I'll be sure to start another inflation thread after I try it to let you all know how it goes.
>> Anonymous
i don't know if I'm allowed to link to gurochan, but you can also use water, but supposedly that's a bit more dangerous. the guy in the gurochan thread said that his girlfriend felt like her insides were on fire.
>> Anonymous
once again from the canadian (from whom most of this advice has been coming from) check wikipedia for inflation, thats where i learned most of what i know!
>> Anonymous
also the unavailable bone jumper
>> Anonymous
Haha wow, thanks XD

I'll be sure to wikipedia it.
Since we cant link to gurochan maybe you could just tell me what section its under so I cant hunt it down? >.>;;
>> Anonymous
>>214419
it's in discussion under belly inflation
>> Anonymous
Thanks, I'm not familiar with gurochan
>> Anonymous
you shouldn't be.
>> Anonymous
Damn, I knew /d/ would be good for me in the future! My boyfriend says to me "Honey you need less /d/" and I say "...Pish posh!!"

Some people can never have enough /d/.
I'm not one of those people, but I still thorougly enjoy some parts of it >.>;;
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Nothing wrong with a little vitamin D
And anyways, please, please, PLEASE do this for real and then post everything!!!!!!!!!! (for the win!)
>> Anonymous
Gah...After reading the shit in wikipedia I'm kinda scared to do it...Give me courage, /d/!
>> Anonymous
just take it very slow. it's basic simple stuff really. when you feel even a bit sick or uncomfortable stop.
really it's just simplier to do it through food than with something like a balloon up your ass.
>> Anonymous
Through...food? Wouldn't that just make me fat?
>> Anonymous
that may be true too i suppose. but it's less liable to hurt you as much as the other stuff.
>> Anonymous
and really one occasional night of stuffing yourself shouldn't ruin your figure if you eat right and keep in shape most of the time.
>> Anonymous
I really don't think food inflation is all too possible...XD It would probably just give many rolls. And I prefer not to be a BBW
>> Anonymous
what I meant is stuffing yourself one night only. not just eating until you're a fatty. you really get the same result as with the other methods.
>> Anonymous
Hmm...That'd probably just make me sick though, I'm not one to normally eat much.
>> Anonymous
true. well, maybe if you look around the forum of this (pretty shitty) place you'll find how other people do it

http://expansionmansion.com/findex.html

you need to register for the forums though but they may be worth it.
>> Anonymous
I found another forum I'm searching through right now...But I was wondering, /d/, could you help me with how I should let my boyfriend know? D:
>> Anonymous
Be honest and tell him you want something new. Don't be surprised if he disagrees though. Hell, considering the shit I've seen by some of the Deviantart artists, I wouldn't let anybody close to me come near that stuff.
>> Anonymous
Maybe I just won't tell him >.>;;
I'm such a wuss D:
>> Anonymous
lol you won't make much progress then
>> Anonymous
Bah...Who needs progress anyway? D:
>> Anonymous
i really don't blame you for not going through with it. it's perfectly understandable given that you're mucking about with your insides.
>> Anonymous
But then again...you know I wanna have someone there to make sure everything goes right, you know? I wanna be able to share it...But...What if he doesnt share this fetish? GAH! Its driving me nuts! Its like I might get a fuck buddy just to help me out the first couple of times with this! T.T
>> Anonymous
well if he's a nice enough sort he'll go along with it because you want to regardless if he has a thing for it himself. obviously the first few times you do it you shouldn't actually fuck. the first times should be just to get a feel for it.
>> Anonymous
I worried his opinion of me might change for it...But at the same time he likes the idea of me being pregnant (not for the children mind you, as a fetish) so there is a liklihood he may like this too...but...if he doesnt...Bah....
>> Anonymous
if he changes his opinion over you so easily he doesn't sound like he's worth staying with
>> Anonymous
He probably won't...But I'm insecure, but I guess that wouldn't be an uncommon thing for /d/girls, huh?
>> Anonymous
being insecure about something like this isn't so ridiculous. just tell him honestly and if he flips out drop the idea.
>> Anonymous
Wow...thanks...I was expecting a barage of "OMGWTFSHFJSHFJHSPAZ" like i'd get on /b/ XD But I guess that's why this is /d/ and not /b/, huh? :P
>> Anonymous
/b/ sometimes has a heart of gold on occasion. but nonetheless you would have been barraged with demands for pics just as much as you were here.
>> Anonymous
I never dare make a serious post on /b/. And I wouldn't post pics of myself on 4chan, EVER. I am NOT gonna become one of the 4chan whores D: I'm perfectly content with people assuming I'm a guy 99% of the time.
>> Anonymous
i don't blame you there. the amount of attention camwhores get is ridiculous. especially on /s/
>> Anonymous
Women on /s/ are SO overrated, I swear to god I could beat 75% of them in a beauty contest.
>> Anonymous
I really don't think many of them are so terrible but whatever. the generic skeletal supermodel is terrible though I must agree
>> Anonymous
Well I'm a girl...but I'm also bi...so I probably judge women a lot harder than most men do, being one myself.
>> Anonymous
well you shouldn't judge too harshly. attractiveness can manifest in many different ways. i mean we are on /d/ afterall. that should be apparent.
>> Anonymous
I judge on genuine beauty, not slutty good looking sexual appearance or whatever. But that genuine, glowing, classic beauty type.
>> Anonymous
oh yeah, definitely. it's rare to find these days but not impossible to find. sadly some of the cunts seen in the media have made the sweaty skank look hot these days but I don't doub that it'll blow over some time in the future.
>> Anonymous
>>214298
Stop being such a retard, and stop posting all these shitty american cartoon things.
>> Anonymous
Don't get me wrong, some of the girls in /s/ do have genuine beauty, but a lot of what I've seen are just attention whoring slutbags :/
>> Anonymous
that's the goddamn truth. these two prepubescent shitfaces were spreading their horrendous pics over both /h/ and /s/ just a few days ago and received a standing ovation from the denizens of /s/.
>> Anonymous
Hey I gotta go take care of something and then probably go to bed...this inflation stuff is really getting me off and I need to relieve myself >.>;;
>> Anonymous
happy fapping
>> Anonymous
I never actually fapped, was mostly kidding about that part.
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The Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > My girlfriend's into "inflation".
Rho
Jan 06, 2006
I eat green berets for breakfast.

I know people hate e/n. even though I read them myself, but I really don't know where else to let this out.

I've been with my girlfriend for almost 6 months now, and although we love eachother very much there have been its fair share of problems. The main being when she tried to make me leave my best friend (Also a female), others arising when other girls would hit on me, general relationship problems, except these were happening more often than usual. There haven't been any problems lately, until I signed on AIM after a good healthy sleep.

When I signed on and she was online. She was telling me, albeit awkwardly, that she was reading a thread on 4chan (Yeah, I know. I introduced /b/ ACCIDENTALLY to her in hopes she'd find some humor) about "inflation". I've only ever heard of the economic type, the type that put Hitler into business back in 1929, so I assumed that's what she meant. I asked her if that's what she was talking about, and she quickly changed the subject. Being not completely awake yet, I just passed it off as another one of her wierd spouts.

Later on she started acting wierdly, saying that something was wrong but she couldn't tell me. Acknowledging that it was something serious, I took a completely open approach to it, telling her she could tell me anything and I'd try to take it well. She wouldn't go into it at all, and would only spout "Yes" or "No" whenever I guessed at possible relevancies to the subject. After what seemed like hours of sweet talking her, I got pissed off with the guessing game and she finally opened up a little and pasted me a message on 4chan. She told me it was from /d/. Only then did I know what iw as getting into.
>> Anonymous
The message said something along the lines of ">.>;; I want to tell my boyfriend about this but I'm not sure how he'll take it D: I'm such a pussy". She pasted what someone said after, basically telling her that I wouldn't take it well. Piecing together what she'd told me before about "inflation" I searched /d/ looking for that word. I was stunned. The thread had about 100 drawn and real pictures of women...Inflating what looked like their wombs or vaginas. I'd never seen this before, and I'm in no way into that kind of sick fetish shit to any extent. It made me furious. Sickened, I hesitantly searched for a post containing "boyfriend", hoping desperately this wasn't what she was talking about.

To my horror, I found it. And more. She'd made posts saying she was scared to tell me even though apparently "I was into fetish things like pregnant women" - Which is completely and utterly untrue. Telling your girlfriend that you'd have sex with her if she REALLY wanted to in the first months of pregnancy does NOT equate to saying it gets you off. At this point I was completely enraged, sickened and hurt. I'd always known my girlfriend had an unlimited sexuality, but I NEVER in my wildest dreams thought it would go this far. If it seems like I'm overreacting, it's because I *really* don't like fetish things, and blowing up a woman's insides so it looks like a Goddamn Zeppelin is going way over the line for me.
>> Anonymous
I angrily pasted her the messages asking if she was the one who said them. She replied "No ._.", to which I said "I have a feeling it is." there she admitted she said all that, and hurriedly signed off, leaving me there to soak all this in at once. My girlfriend, who for 6 months I thought was perfect for me, just indirectly told me that she wants me to blow her insides up for sexual pleasure. It made me sick to the core, angry and more importantly completely put off her in all ways imaginable. I don't want her ever to touch me again, let alone engage in anything sexual. The whole concept just enrages me. I guess I should have figured she'd end up being into crazy shit when I realised she had a crazy sexuality, I just never expected something like this to turn up. What's worse, all the people in /d/ were talking about it as though it was nothing, saying to her that she "Shouldn't be scared to tell him you want something 'new'". The more I read it the more offended and bitter I got towards her. What makes me angrier is the fact that I was the one who indirectly started this by accidentally telling her about 4chan, which right now I'm in the process of disowning. I didn't have a problem with it until I found out today about /d/, which just appears to be the equivalent to a cokehead basement full of fucked up fetish monkeys.

So I ask you goons, am I acting inappropriately? Am I just crazy and is this the "norm" these days? I really don't know what to do, because right now I want to leave her so she can find some other sick fetish monkey to blow her up while I find someone who has an ounce of morality, the only thing keeping me from doing that is because I love her and hope that she'll unfuck herself magically in a few hours. I need advice, and what better to ask than anonymity. Help me, SA.
>> Anonymous
>>214554
GTFO MY /D/
>> Gurotroll must die. Anonymous
Are you braindead or something? Are you completely fucking stupid? You hate inflation SO YOU POST GURO to make some kind of misguided point? That sure makes sense! Yessir! 'Caus Guro is a legitimate turn-on and inflation isn't. It's okay to get off on girls with their limbs strewn about the countryside but it's bad to like preggo. Damn! I hope your girlfriend dumps you on your ass and goes on to a more reasonable relationship.

...And I don't even LIKE inflation.
>> Anonymous
****IMAGE BOARD******STUPID!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>214554
You're a fucking asshole. And she deserves better.
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Why is it that every time inflation comes up on this board some dumb shi!t always starts spouting off their morality issues!?
>> Anonymous
Six months? Is that all?
>> Anonymous
welcome to the world. Have a nice stay.
>> Anonymous
jesus christ! i shout these words for three reasons, a. because im glad to see that many people are as obsessed with inflation as i am, i posted this less than 24 hrs ago and its so large. but like i always say, the bigger the better. b. because i like to piss off those fucking bible thumpers and c. bc everyone has way to much tension. stop yelling at each other and enjoy the pics. calm down, if you dont like a certain one close your eyes and scroll down. everyone has different preferences and we must learn to respect them. except those who like guro! haha jk. now that that's done, continue posting these amazing pics! and remember bigger is better!
>> Anonymous
Everybody who has a problem with this thread, please report over to gurochan immediatly. Guro/scat/freakshow, take you're pick, get the heck shocked out of you, and then report back here. You would be surprised how tame this all will sudenly appear.

Seriously;, the one's complaining about how terrible inflation is, just haven't built up a certain level of shock resitance yet. Therefore, increase one's exposure, learn that sicker stuff than this exists, and take a chill pill and just try to calm down.
>> Anonymous
wow, a whole lot of arguing and not enough posting... plz stop fighting and post moar.
>> Anonymous
wow, we reached our limit, who wants to start thread 2? i would but have no new pics. :( oh and sources would be appreciated.
>> Anonymous
ooh, could anyone post moar?
>> Anonymous
Age for lol intranet and related interest pics