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Storytime! Anonymous
Hi fellow /d/eviants! I have a weird monstergirl story for you. Actually, this is more of a transcription of a dream I had this morning.

It was a lot like the standard zombie apocalypse, but instead of zombies we had mutants. If you've ever read the Wild Cards series, think 'everyone as a joker' set in 'post-apocalyptic NY'. If you haven't read the Wild Cards series, you ought to, but the idea is that an alien virus comes to earth and kills 80% of people by making them mutate in horrible inhuman ways. 15% of survivors mutated in some way that's just hideous, not fatal. The other 5% get awesome super powers, although that didn't happen in my dream.
>> Anonymous
Everyone was either dead or bizarrely mutated in some way, plus the ecosystem was totally fucked and a lot of animals had the same shit going on. Everything was dirty, no electricity, constant battles with random mutated monsters and people who had mutated into monsters and survived, but were insane. On the whole, however, we were doing the whole 'scrappy band of survivors' thing, taking over abandoned places, cleaning them out and living there for a bit, then moving on when we got bored or the food or booze ran out.
>> Anonymous
So I (or should I say my character, I'm almost never 'me' in my dreams) was at a party in a bar boozing it up. I think my mutation was something wrong with my torso, because I always wore a (nasty mustard-yellow) tee shirt - pretty sure it was something like a huge vertical toothy mouth from sternum to belly, because sometimes the tee shirt would do weird shit, but I never actually saw it. I also had thickly webbed fingers and toes. The rest of me was normal, I had coffee-with-cream skin and sort of caramel-colored hair and was fairly skinny and hot (with the tee shirt on). I had a thick Brit accent.
>> Anonymous
I met a guy at the party. From the waist up, he was a fairly buff brunette with short hair. From the waist down, he was like a naga - one big snake - but instead of a scaly tail it was actually a giant 15-foot tentacle. (Ha, ha, I know - tentacles FTW!) About nine feet of it was about two to three feet in diameter, and he used that part to walk around (slither around?) and curled it up in the standard 'snake ball' if he wanted to 'sit'. His tail narrowed to about 1 foot in diameter in the last six feet or so to about 4" in diameter at the end. He kept that bit off the floor and used it as sort of an extra hand. He was pretty friendly with it too and kept wrapping it around my waist to pull me over. I apparently liked these shenanigans and took him back to my apartment to have sex on the couch. He tried to take the tee shirt off at some point and I told him not to. I ended up having sex with his tail because he didn't have genitals (the tentacle mutation started around the bellybutton area).
>> Anonymous
And that's it! I may post pictures of the characters if I'm up to drawing them later. Just thought I'd share.
>> Anonymous
cool story bro
>> A Nony Mouse
Post pics please. I have nothing to fap to other then the gigabytes of pr0n on my hard drive and thousands of other human beings to interact with outside my door.

So, you gonna hook a geek up with the naga love? I give you internets.
>> Anonymous
>>1128901
Naga? Don't you mean echidna?
>> Anonymous
>>1128836
Wait wait wait, guys shouldn't enjoy tentacles being used on them...
>> Anonymous
>>1128913

I was thinking Lamia
>> Fnord
Not enjoy it!?!?! Its called a prostate man, brings for some goood luvins. Besides, it isn't gay if your balls don't touch and clearly the naga doesn't have balls, since his tail started at his bellybutton.

Naga/dude sex = Clearly not gay.

So make wit' the tentacle sex!
>> Anonymous
Is OP maybe a chick?
>> Anonymous
>>1128838And that's it! I may post pictures of the characters if I'm up to drawing them later.

Original character. Do not steal.
>> Anonymous
>>1128914
Why not?
>> Anonymous
>>1129197
Hi! OP here. Yes, I am a chick.

>>1129202
Eh, originally from *my* subconscious. My apparently very fucked up subconscious.
>> Anonymous
lulz. "Fucked up" is just a matter of opinion. Around here, that's something close to normal. xD
>> Anonymous
>>1129202
fail troll is fail
>> Anonymous
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Jesus, this thread is still up? D'aww. Well, I doodled the girl (with her shirt off, or it wouldn't be /d/). Warning: I can't draw very well. Tits, though.
>> Anonymous
>>1133032

Does that chick have a tattoo of a shishkabob on her chest?
>> Anonymous
>>1133092
see>>1128834