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Jadou Ou
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hi
It occurs to me that an awful lot of trouble in Gotham City could have been averted a long time ago if Batman had just ripped the Joker's nipples off. I mean, treatment doesn't work, does it? They stick the Joker in the nuthatch, he comes out again and does the same things. A man with the nipples ripped off him does not make the same mistakes twice. Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, and need the nipples ripped off them. I mean, who's going to argue? "Batman, I've heard disturbing reports that you ripped the Joker's nipples off." "Choke on my fuck, Commissioner Gordon." "
okay." I mean, crime in Gotham City doesn't exactly seem to be affected by a man dressed as a bat flapping around the place. But no-one disobeys a man wearing a necklace of human nipples. "I'm Batman" isn't cutting it in the striking-fear-into-their-hearts stakes. But "I'm Batman ? and I'm here for your nipples" is an entirely different proposition. Criminals would see the error of their ways after a man in a black leather pervert suit had their nipples off with the edge of a Batarang, you mark my words. Or a Bat-Denipplizer.
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