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would you /d/? Anonymous
Assuming you were blind or had some other means of not being turned to stone, would /d/ fuck medusa?
>> Anonymous
>>308566
What sort of a stupid question is that? Of course the answer is yes.
>> Anonymous
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Maybe if she looked more the this....
>> Anonymous
if she didnt bite me...
>> Anonymous
in b4 Rider
>> Anonymous
Snakes...why'd it have to be snakes.
>> Anonymous
>>308589
Would you rather fluffy childrens toys?

"hey kids, there is this woman whose hair is made of cuddly toys, but if you look in her eyes you turn to stone"... doesnt have the same ring to it as snakes really
>> Anonymous
I kinda like the idea of a blow job from a forked tongue...
>> Anonymous
moar medusa plz?
>> Anonymous
I'd rotate my left analog stick until her head came off. And then I would soak up her magic.
>> Anonymous
If Medusa wore sunglasses, could she go out in public freely?
>> Anonymous
Of course I'd fuck her. I'd even like it better if she did bite me, although with her main mouth, not from the snakes...
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Braid the snakes and give her glasses so you aren't looking directly into her eyes.
>> Monsieur
I watched Clash of the Titans last night. I was thinking "if Perseus can use his sheild to protect himself from turning to stone, why couldn't someone wear sunglasses and look right at her without issue?

Medusa is a bitch :O
>> Anonymous
Yes, especially if she looked like the first picture instead of the second.
>> Anonymous
Personally, if biting wasn't an issue, I'd prefer the first one.
>> Anonymous
I'd do it Nethack style - loose-fitting cockring made of gray dragon scales and an amulet of reflection. gg gaze attack.
>> Ande
In most mythology isn't Medusa usually one of you're expected blood thirsty monster that busies herself by terroizing the locals? I mean, hot or not, but if someone's main goal is too kill you/turn you to stone, I'd say I'd have to go with>>308646

If not for that one little issue right there (wanting to kill you), I don't think that would be much of a problem.
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I wouldn't, but I'd definitely try to get this to happen.
>> Anonymous
>>308757

Actually, the Perseus myth, Medusa lived on an island in the middle of nowhere, so that foolhardy young adventurers like Perseus wouldn't bother her.
>> Anonymous
I would make a Snakes on a Plane joke and get myself raped.
>> Anonymous
I'd do her snakes on the plane if you know what I mean.
>> Anonymous
NO I DONT PLEASE EXPLIQUEZ
>> Anonymous
Anti Magic Field FTW.
>> Anonymous
I'd put on my wizard hat and cast Magic Missle.

Splooge if I hit a crit.
>> Anonymous
>>308878
Better use that rod of stroking while you're are it.
>> :() Anonymous
>>308572
My response exactly. I'd nail Medusa 6 ways from Sunday.
>> Mel !iKGMr61IHM!!VJX
Hell, I might do it even if she did turn me to stone. :O
>> Anonymous
>>308566
Only if she wore glasses and watched the teeth. Oh, and if the snakes minded their manners. Depending on the lore and version of Medua, paper bag w/hole may be in order, but I'd love a blow job from Medusa.
>> Anonymous
I would, wonder what kinky shit she could do with the snakes.
>> Anonymous
>>309180
Just as long as the snakes don't try to talk to me about 'their feelings'. lol
>> Anonymous
Till neither of us could walk/slither straight for a week.
>> Anonymous
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Definitely.
>> Anonymous
Partial petrification :p
>> Anonymous
>>309307
like turning only your penis to stone?

>>309180
also, if you were to remove the teeth from the snakes, think about how snakes eat.... they swallow stuff whole, so you could have a snake trying to swallow your cock, with no harm to yourself.

(i was kinda hoping for more /d/ style medusa from this thread by the way)
>> Anonymous
interesting thread. needs more fappable material though.
>> Anonymous
>>309286
I bet Rider has a whole gallery of men and women she's turned into statues, and now she uses them as sex toys.

What? You were thinking it too.
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/d/ is culture too: ACTUALLY, acording to the rela legend of medusa, Medusa was a beautiful woman that was a virgin who worked in the Sactuary of Beauty, the temple of Afrodite.
BUT, she fell in love with a man, and had sex with him inside the temple.
Afrodite got pissed, and turned her into one the uglyest creature she knew: a gorgon. there were only 2 gorgons in the world, and medusa was the 3th.medusa was the only one "not immortal".
afrodite then said: "you'll be so ugly that if any man stare at you, he will petrify into stone."
so, all that bullshit about her eyes, FIRING LAZORS from her eyes, or anything like that, was all made up by hollywood.
following the concept that "she's so ugly you'll turn to stone" ....if you look at her and find her attractive(which isn't hard for the average /d/ public) she won't turn you into stone.;)
>> :() Anonymous
Not to mention that men of ancient Greece were notorious rump-rangers. They would know a sexy lady if they saw one, let alone a sexy gorgon... mmm-kay.
>> :() Anonymous
*wouldn't know... cuz they're gay
>> Anonymous
>>309433
By today's standards the then-ugly Medusa would most likely be the hottest babe in the world.
>> Anonymous
Yep. They probably thought she was ugly because she didn't look like an 10 year old boy. lol
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>> Anonymous
>>309425

The 'man' was Poseidon, god of the sea (and horses, incedentally). Their offspring, Pegasus, sprung from Medusa's neck when her head was cut off.

Who said /d/ isn't educational?
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>>308878
I'm so bored.