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What the hell, /d/. Not a single Inflation/Enema thread? That's got to stop
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In before the "HOW TO INFLATE YOURSELF" phony guide that'll get you killed.
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Fuck yes
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Needs more of this guys stuff
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Damn. I think i know all the inflation sites, because i've seen all the inflation pics posted in here in past few months.
>> Anonymous
I'm getting an oxygen pump for the occasion.
Alright for living next to an old folk's home.
>> Anonymous
>>757030

Holy fuck, sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>757038
that's bowrei's side story or something IIRC, rapidsearch bow rei osanai
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>>757018
well it does say 'stop if you hurt' so uh, assuming it hurts, they'd stop.
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>>757044

The point where it hurts (apart from slight cramps, which are normal for enemas) is the point where you have to call an ambulance ASAP and pray to whatever deity you might worship.
>> Anonymous
>>757072
it's possible to do if one takes the building up to any significant inflation REALLY slowly, and on an at least once a day, if not multiple times per day basis.

basic process: take an enema to wash yourself out. have another one, large enough to be uncomfortable, but not painful. use a marked syringe or similar so you know fairly precisely how much fluid you've put in. use a buttplug, because you're holding this one in for as long as you can tolerate. repeat as often as you can get away with, though being careful to increment the fluid volume by only the smallest of amounts.

i personally know people who have had no significant ill effects healthwise (aside of course from the utter lack of bowel control that comes from near-perpetual large-buttplug use and regular enemas) and have gotten to the inflative levels showin the in stupid guide. are they capable of living a normal life? no. both people i know who've done this have done so in the lifestyle of the 'kept slave.' i doubt that even the really slow method is capable of being done with an even semi-normal lifestyle. and it doesn't take "a few sessions" or even "a few weeks" but a slow process over the course of several years, up to or more than a decade of more or less continual effort. not easy. not something i'd do, certainly. but, it IS possible, if one has the means to support oneself in such a lifestyle, somehow.
>> SiggyPoo !GQUOsC9mgk
air in uterus = air bubble in vein = embolism
>> Anonymous
>>757104
Exactly. So for all of us "NON-SLAVES" out there, this is both self destructive and retarded to try RL.

I'm convinced the person that reposts the "how to inflate yourself" thing on inflation boards is a sociopath trying to get people to kill themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>757072
Like what someone else said, by the time you know it hurts, you're already dead. Yes literally already dead, you've probably got air bubbles in your blood stream and will die.

I wouldn't try inflation on anyone or even let anyone try it unless they were a fucking trained professional, which they fucking aren't.
>> Anonymous
That's not even close to being true. Air in uterus = queef. Not embolism you dizzy fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>757153
instead of using air, can't you use water? I've done a few enemas with the showerhose,.. Not 'inflations' it's only been craps, never real pain, just discomfort,...

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>>757104
any proof of possible significant inflation?
because the 2 vids I found on bbwchan could've been fake,... easily
>> Anonymous
>>757176
there's no proof that doesn't "look fake".
the only "real" ones are fags on youtube doing it.

and while enemas won't kill you, they can dehydrate you, rob your body of potassium and sodium, and throw your electrolytes off balance.

Do not try enema inflation. An enema every so often won't kill you, but you could get problems from doing them too often. Like constipation or diarrhea, which means you become dependent on them. Not a good idea.
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>>757030
source?
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/d/ - An Hentai Heroes
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there is such a thing as water poisoning, you can die from to much water. A woman in the last year or two killed her children from making them drink to much water as a punishment
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
>>757283

There was a woman in California who drank like 30 glasses of water and held it in as part of a radio station contest to win some video game for her kid and died of water poisoning like two or three years ago. It was on TV news and everything.

Too much water makes the cells in your body EXPLODE, people. In other words, don't do stupid shit like this unless you're trying to turn yourself into a Darwin Award candidate.
>> Anonymous
>>757294
Actually, she died from not peeing for two days, not just the water. Holding it in threw off the salinity of her blood and caused problems with water flowing out of her blood-brain barrier. :o
>> Anonymous
>>757298
For clarity, problems with water flowing in the wrong way across her blood brain barrier.

You're still right,>>757294, salt concentrations off of the body's norm will, from osmosis, cause cells to gain/release water at a peculiar rate and cause them to rupture.
>> Anonymous
>>757294
It wasn't 2 or 3 years ago, it was for a nintendo wii, it was last year >.>;
>> sage sage
itt: 15 year old science
sage goes in every field
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>>757008

Anyone know who this artist is?
>> Anonymous
LOL SCIENCE.
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Fuck all you pseudo-scientists. Enemas won't kill you unless you force ridiculous amounts of water, which you won't be able to do yourself, and the electrolyte disbalance is usually offset by adding 1tbsp salt/L water (nursing textbook ftw). There is no lack of anal sphincter control (unless you use a fucking massive buttplug very often, and even then the sphincter returns to its normal, constricted state after a bit unless you rip the bitch open [see butthurt]). Enemas also don't cause any sort of constipation/diarrhea, simply because they medically fucking can't.

Air inflation won't do shit either, other than make you fart. Air in the uterus CAN cause an air embolism, at which point you're fucked.

Don't bother telling me I'm wrong, I don't care. I'm only here to post more pics.
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That should keep a few people busy.
>> Anonymous
1. 97% of everything on the internet is made up, including the preceding number.
2. Anyone looking to inflate themselves should ask for directions face to face in sex shops and not be listening to anyone on the internet about how much of anything can kill you
3. Most sex acts involving more than one person or user unfriendly equipment have several physical dangers
4. For those of you who were paying attention, I hear erotic asphyxiation is completely safe
5. Darwin was right
>> Anonymous
Since all of the 5 listed statements are on the internet about 80% (keeping it rounded of course) is false.
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>>758339
Let us work together to spread word of #4...tomorrow. Goodnight.
>> Anonymous
I'll just add a little something about using water- it's much easier if you don't fight your intestines.

What?

They open very so often to move material towards the exit, but if there's enough water for a little bit of pressure there the water will flow into the next little "sac"

I got lot more water into myself the last time I tried this though my digestion did seem kind of weird for a week afterwards but seems back to normal.
I haven't noticed and expansion of my stomach while doing this but that's not really the part that's erotic to me.
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>>758529
OMG! o_O

A Wild Jigglypuff appeared!
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>>758221
teaspoon or tablespoon?
>> Anonymous
>>758529

QUICK GIVE ME SOMETHING SHARP!!!
*POP*
>> Anonymous
Exploding cells could be /d/'s first meme.