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Anonymous
Can we have some futas crossing swords?
>> Anonymous
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Unfortunately this is all I have
>> Karandosh
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"I just might have some of those." he said with a maniacal grin.
>> Karandosh
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Tippy-touch is okay, yes?
>> Karandosh
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>> Karandosh
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Gosh darn Ozone's censoring all to heck. Fudge!
>> Karandosh
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>> Karandosh
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Look George! Bunnies! I want to hug them and squeeze them and pet them!
>> Karandosh
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>> Karandosh
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>> Anonymous
>>918027
god damnit if you're from my school...
>> Karandosh
>>918043"...if you're from my school..."
Possible, but unlikely. "Of Mice and Men" was pretty standard reading fare when I graduated HS thirty years ago. (And frankly, I'm always thinking of the old Warner Bros. cartoons when I think of those lines.)

Gotta take a break, but I have more to post. My computer is having a problem and I must re-boot.
>> Anonymous
>>918059
i concur. petting and hugging and squeezing and calling him george is not specific to any one school.
>> Anonymous
>>917953
Win.
>> Anonymous
Sweet, sword fight thread.
>> Anonymous
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>> Karandosh
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<What? You think your school of sword fighting can defeat me? Show me your chi!>
>> Karandosh
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<My 'Kissing Snakes from Conchs" style is the best kung-futa ever invented. It defeated your uncle's school and now it will you.>
>> Karandosh
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<The 'Double Frankfurter Spewing Mayonnaise' move
is nearly unstoppable. Accept defeat now.>
>> Karandosh
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<The '5-legged Race over the Bumpy Pink Path' will cause
your fapping hand to fall off from overuse.>
>> Karandosh
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<Now the unbeatable sword style: 'Golden Blushing Schoolgirls Holding Hands'.
This is the style that killed your father. Hahaha.>
>> Karandosh
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<'Three Winds Howling Together Lucky Golden Style' will be your undoing, young dragon!
See how your chi weakens.>
>> Karandosh
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<This style 'Double Eggroll with Special Dipping Sauce' comes with a side helping of dishonor,
and hot tea. Everything comes with hot tea.>
>> Karandosh
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<The 'Mozaic Hides our Pee-Pees' style is not fancy, but should be good enough to defeat you.
You can not win this debate, I am the master debater!>
>> Karandosh
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<The 'Blushing Schoolgirls looking Coy' technique is so strong that it will cause your
chi to reverse its flow and your penis to suck sperm back into it until you die or become a woman.>
>> Karandosh
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<This is the 'Flamingos Touch Beaks and Fly to the Mountains' sword style. It is said to make
Monks cry and Nuns drool. Accept your defeat and become my pupil.>
>> Karandosh
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<'Two Birds Stealing Each Other's Worms' is a sword style that has been banned in three
provinces. I assume you can see why.>
>> Karandosh
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<This style is ... HEY! That's a GUY there! What is this? Oh, sick! Move on to the next style.
Why, whenever we do some nice, fun penis touching, does someone has to get all gay about it?>
>> Karandosh
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<This is the forbidden sword style 'Three Streams Make a Mighty River'. It is said that
viewing this within arms length of a can of fresh whipped cream will cause it to explode.
Prove me wrong!>
>> Anonymous
<Shut the hell up with the stupid comments. They're not witty, they're not funny. We appreciate the effort but it's just not working for us.>
>> Karandosh
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<This style is named 'Two Pines Shrug off their Snow' but is usually refered to as the
'Let the Maid Clean It Up' style. I hear our maids are satified with the arrangement.>
>> Anonymous
>>918413
That's pretty mean. He is posting images, so he can say whatever he wants.
>> Karandosh
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<This style is called 'Three Blushing Schoolgirls Don't Read the Dumbass Comments if They
Don't Like Them'. The meaning of this strange name is lost to the ages.>
>> Jesus Camp
>>918413
Wait... You read what people say here?
>> Karandosh
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<This style is ... oh crap. Is that another guy? Just ... just ... aw hell.>
>> Anonymous
>>918435
No, it's a girl with DFC.
>> Karandosh
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<The appearance of guy penises has sapped my chi, and I must use the super ultimate golden
sword style 'Twin Futas Touch Dicks'. Hey, not all the names can be winners.>
>> Karandosh
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<No! It wasn't enough. My chi is gone and I am flaccid. You have won, young dragon, this time.>
>> Karandosh
And I'm done. I know some folks (most folks) don't enjoy all my foolishness, but do you want to know what I found funny? That even though Annonymi stood up to defend my right to crack wise, no one actually came to the defence of my humor and said what I was doing was at all funny. No THAT I find hilarious!

Sorry if my poor jokes ruined it for anyone. Thanks for the support.
>> Anonymous
>>918429
That one was rather humorous actually
>> Anonymous
>>918284
Should be more Fran futa
>> Anonymous
I found it funny, made me think of fighter's sword styles from 8BT though, then again I've got a warped sense of humor
>> Hurricane567
>>918324
But are you a Cunning Linguist?
>> Anonymous
>>918654
No he's Phil Atio
>> Anonymous
>>918324
sauce plz
>> Karandosh
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>> C h a n
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
I have reason to believe balls may be touching in this general vicinity.
>> Anonymous
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
>> Bunnycakes
And there's a problem with that? This is futa, you know. A little balls touching is pretty much assumed.
>> Anonymous
>>920363
futa have no balls
>> Anonymous
>>920366
oh jesus, here we go again... just admit you like cock, and fucking get over it
>> Ukichi
>>920409
i like cock but not balls. gtfo nigger.
>> Anonymous
>>920837
Watchout, that guy defines, what d/ is...

Like everyone, you'll get used to it. If you want, keep lying about it, but dont troll:
1. No Penis
2. Penis okay, but no gay balltouching
3. Atleast she has a cunt <-(me atm)
4. ?
>> J-san
>>918041
One for all and all for one!
>> Anonymous
>>917994

sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>918468
I thought you were funny
>> Anonymous
>>920366
Futa means "both" as long as there is the 2 sexuals organs, that's futa.
Want a sheme?

vagina = loli
vagina + boobs = female
penis + vagina = futa loli
penis + balls + vagina = futa loli
penis + vagina + boobs= futa
penis + balls + vagina + boobs = futa
penis + balls + boobs = shemale
penis + balls = male
I hope i didn't miss anyone?
>> Anonymous
>>920925
you forgot dick-nipples
>> Anonymous
>>920933
Shit !!! I must start over.
>> Anonymous
>>920925
What's just boobs and balls?
>> Anonymous
>>920979
That's melons and nuts
>> Anonymous
>>920979
Weird
>> Karandosh
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I may be out of 'crossed swords' pics, but I have some 'almost touching swords' ...

and thank you>>920915
>> Karandosh
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Close to touching, oh so close.
>> Karandosh
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>> Anonymous
>>921079
This is now a Kotoe thread. Post moar Kotoe futa!
>> Karandosh
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close
>> Karandosh
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Close, but ... okay this isn't close at all, but aren't they cute? Oh so cute!
>> Karandosh
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Close close close.
>> Karandosh
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OH HEY! I found another pic of crossing swords.
>> Karandosh
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And a four-way touch. I like how they put a name to the penises so that you know who's who.
>> Karandosh
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>> Anonymous
>>920221
I LOOKED AT THE TRAP, RAY!
>> Anonymous
cross the streams..
>> Karandosh
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Dracula penises!