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"So Graham, Maggie and I are watching Steve-o playing Metroid (as the photo attests), and somehow we get into a discussion about how there's probably countless fanarts of Samus getting fucked by Metroids. Because, hey, it's a monster thing with tentacles, and it's the Internet. I went to my computer to investigate, and I was surprised to find absolutely zero. "Samus having sex with Metroids" on Google (with SafeSearch off) gives me a few pages of normal Samus art (though often de-suiting) before degenerating into other cartoon characters having sex. The Hell, man?

Graham didn't believe me, and so he went on a hunt himself. After a much more broad search, we found ONE picture of her having sex with a Metroid, but her hair was blue for some reason. It wasn't even accurate! One teensy picture of Samus being violated by Metroids on the whole Internet, and it's barely her. Everything I thought I knew about the Internet has been shattered."

So posted by David Willis of Shortpacked.

I say, bullshit, there's probably PLENTY of Samus/Metroid pictures. And they're probably in /d/!
>> Anonymous
I think he was looking for hardcore actual insertion, not just "nibble nibble" like OP
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Yes, I know.

That's what I'm looking for, too.

I just don't have any myself.
>> Anonymous
Have you ever gone looking for Samus porn? That shit is fucking elusive. Samus with a Metroid is even rarer.

It doesn't exist. Rule 34 has failed us.
>> Anonymous
It's because you're all 'tard noobs who got the internet last week. Also, this is /d/ not /r/. GTFO.
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Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I've got these sitting around on here...
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and yes, not the greatest of quality on a lot of this shit, but better than nothing, no?
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Actually... I'll spare you the really bad ones. Doujins aside, that's it for anything in the /d/ realm, but here's some more I like...
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oops, forgot one last /d/
And for the hell of it here, I'm even gonna go and upload everything Metroid that I've got here... look for it in a little bit
>> Anonymous
E-hentai used to have a doujinshi of Samus getting raped by some kind of giant monster, before the site fucking vanished.

Not a metroid, but it was good shit.
>> Anonymous
And here you go, a couple doujins, some wallpapers, and a load of pics(though I probably missed a few in my unsorted pile, all 4chan stuff anyhow)

http://www.megarotic.com/?d=FQBP49UM
>> Anonymous
http://paheal.net/34/post/list/samus/1

You are all welcome. Goddamn do I love that site.

Oh, and thanks for the non-repost stuff, Anon!
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download cannot be found apparently :/ any chance of a reupload or rar of asmus and metroid doujinshi?
>> Anonymous
Wow some samus art that I haven't seen before, nice.

Bump for re-upload!
>> Anonymous
Probably because "samus having sex with metroids" is really fucking specific. You'd be a lot better off just saying "samus+hentai" or whatever.
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