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Can you help? Shelltoon !1/0wtbpNAE
Hello. Thought I'd come here for some advice. Lately when I take a hot shower, I have a good fap session before turning the water off. I'm just curious if anybody is willing to share techniques and advice so I can better my session and cum buckets.
>> b?tt?rs
pow you're a fag
>> Anonymous
>>873945
Do it anywhere else. I find the shower to be one of the worst places to fap in.
>> Shelltoon !1/0wtbpNAE
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>>873970
Part of the reason I do it in the shower is so I don't stain my carpet or anything.
>> Anonymous
>>873985
eventually you'll clog your shower and thats even worse when the plumber comes. someone needs to show him the letter that university sent to its dorm students.
>> Anonymous
>>873985
Aim for your trash bin. You can fap all the way while not leaving your seat and there's no mess to clean up.
>> Anonymous
Is that Zelda?
>> Anonymous
>>873994

No, just another generic animu blonde soaking in semen.
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
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WHEN I WAS A

...back when I was younger and had first started, I lived in a house that had a Shower Massage head and sometimes I would try that out. Those tend not to work very well unless they're handheld though, because if it's a wall-mounted head the water's falling from a height onto you and it loses a lot of its pressure and focus during the fall (plus it's usually a pain to get in the right position). Also, not that I ever did, but whatever the fuck you do, do not aim one of those things right at your peehole, or you might live to regret it (this is the same general rule as pool or hot tub jets). Spot that was most effective for me was the underside about half an inch to an inch back. Use the most focused stream you can get from it (be careful if it's a head that requires the shower to be disengaged to change streams--I busted a head clean off once because I didn't stop the water flow first; that was fun, having to get water straight from the damn pipe).

Also do not fucking use soap. You WILL burn the skin on your cock and it will hurt and peel off over the course of a week or so and you will wish you hadn't. Shampoo is not recommended either. Body wash is usually safer as long as it's not a long, drawn-out session; baby oil is perfectly safe although it's very thin and runny and doesn't work very well in that environment. I always got the best results with petroleum jelly (Vaseline or the like) since it's waterproof and fairly viscous so it won't run off under water like a lot of lotions will.
>> "ERROR: Field too long." Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
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Also, if you're not using the shower head itself to masturbate, keep the water aimed away from you. Water getting between your hand and cock, no matter what you're using to lube, will make you have to work harder because it will interfere with the lubrication and slow you down. Aim it at a wall or as far away from you as you can (be careful because in certain environments constantly getting the walls wet can result in mildew; shower curtains have this problem big time).

And yeah, the stuff can clog your drain, but it's nowhere near as bad for that as hair is. You should be pouring Liquid Plumr or Drane-O down the drain every month or two to clear it out anyway, so that should keep things running smoothly as long as you're not jacking off into it, say, three or four times a day. If possible shoot right into the drain so it doesn't get stuck to the floor of the tub, walls or curtain--jizz gets very sticky very fast when it gets wet.

Honestly though, only reason I ever jack off in the shower is for privacy reasons. When I can, I prefer to do so elsewhere--especially since you can't take any fap material in with you unless there's a TV/DVD or some shit like that in your bathroom anyway. Mentally, think of whatever gets you off the fastest, because it really sucks if you run out of hot water while you're still fapping and don't have any to shampoo your hair or shit like that. If you're someone who takes a long time, take care of cleaning first before you even think about it. Also, if the bathroom has a lock, use it. If the shower has a glass door instead of a curtain you're highly susceptible to getting caught, especially if you're doing it while lying in the tub.

I need a goddamn girlfriend.

Correction, I just need a girl who wants to fuck me. Sex in the shower is much more fun than jacking off in it.
>> Anonymous
I was offered sex in a shower once...
but she was a crack-head who slept around too much, & I honestly didn't feel like getting AIDS on that particular night >_>
I bet it woulda been fun.
>> Anonymous
I can't stand shower, water lessens friction which makes it take forever.
>> Anonymous
I hate fapping in the shower.
Once I had gone on a week long trip with some friends, and we all stayed in this little tiny winter house. For me, I knew fapping would be a big deal because I usually fap once a day or once every other day, so going a week with no fap would be hard as fuck. By the 9th day, I had reached my limit. I had to fap. So I did in the shower. Unfortunately, it was as hard as hell. It took me 30mins of straight fapping with little to no resting time. My arm got sore, and later on that day parts of my dick had rashes from rubbing so much, and would later end up scabbing. Lesson learned. I should have waited that extra day. Don't fap in the shower unless you absolutely have to.
>> Anonymous
>>874362
Lol, last time I tried to get sex in the shower, my girl friend's best friend came pounding on the door, busted in and puked in the toilet. My girlfriend had to get out to hold her hair. Let me say this as a precationary to anyone having sex in the shower, make sure you're alone cause getting interrupted sux. (Goddamn barfer slept in my room too)
>> Anonymous
Cum in your sink or toilet. It's really hard to get off when you're wet and have no friction.
>> Shelltoon !1/0wtbpNAE
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Hey guys, really appreciate the help you've been giving me.
>> female
Masturbating in the shower is cool with baby oil, so is sex if you're both clean and she's on birth control. Otherwise it just sucks, the water washes away all hydrophillic lube.
>> Anonymous
I used to have an apt in a converted old hotel that had huge hot water tanks and great water pressure. I attached a hose to my tub faucet so I could lie back and aim the stream directly on my clit, using my thumb to turn it into a teasing, maddening jet of irresistible pleasure. No friction, just pure hot pressure...like the silkiest tongue in the world skimming my clit at lightening speed. Oh fuck I would tease myself for an hour, keeping myself on the brink of orgasm till the hot water ran out. Then I would spray cold water on my clit, which was so hot and swollen that even the cold made it throb. But I couldn't cum with cold water so I would have to wait till the tanks filled up again before I could finally explode in a screaming endless climax. Whew. I bet I pissed off a lot of people using up the hot water like that, and these days the eco-guilt stops me from doing it (plus now I have to pay for the gas). But those were some of the most transcendent orgasms I ever had in my life. I used to gag myself with a sponge tied between my teeth to muffle the screams and keep from chipping my teeth as I ground them in mindless ecstasy. Now that's good shower masturbatin'. Shower fucking, meh. I can't cum standing up.
>> Anonymous
I came....
>> Anonymous
Maybe it's just how I go about it (at this point it's become so procedural I do most of it subconsciously so I can't detail it), but the faucet itself can work pretty well. You have to be in a slightly odd position though, so if you're /d/ifferent you may be able to get away with a back-to-the-floor position, with your legs bent up against the wall (knees bent, I think you could screw yourself over if you lose balance and smash something on the faucet because your legs are out straight up). Certain faucets have a perfect pressure to massage your nether region with, but if you're a guy you want to make sure, as somebody said above, not to let the opening of your penis be pummeled by the faucet. It's good to get into a position to where your penis can go horizontal. But yeah, the massage of a decent current of hot water can end in a really satisfying fap. And you're right where you need to be to wipe off whatever fluids may go everywhere.

And in retrospect, I think I love how messed up we all are.
>> Anonymous
all of you having problems with sore dicks from shower fapping are having sore dicks cuz you arent constantly reapplying lube
heres how i do it if i feel like doing it in the shower. the key is to not get your dick wet (oddly).

Put a little shampoo on one hand and just sort of get a coating from the tip and into the pubes. with your other hand take a bar of soap and get it a little wet then start lathering it up in that one hand. ALWAYS AVOID BUBBLY LATHER OR WATERY LATHER.
Now that the bar of soap is good and ready, transfer to your other hand and start turning it in that hand.

now, once thats done, commence the fap and leave the bar of soap away from the water. If your dick is getting dry or it becomes resistant, grab that bar of soap, get a little water on it, then start lathering it up in your fap hand. rinse repeat until done

one thing to watch out for is it may sting when you pee afterwards for the firs 1-5 times you fap this way. afterthat i think your dick gets numb to it or something. /shrug.

I dont fap in the shower anyways. i have my patented in-the-pants technique that i use all the time now.
>> Anonymous
I don't know, the only problem I have is I shower in scolding hot water so it gets hard to breathe at some point. And I start losing energy and having trouble breathing, jacking off while like this doesn't help.

I'm a bit of a trap so I myself dress up in a bikini , sometimes get a condom on with a bullet vibrator inside it and then ride one of those soft jelly strap ons. With it strapped to something so I can fantasize about a dickgirl.

Sounds more fucked up than the act itself looks when I'm doing it.(Depending on what angle you're looking from I suppose too heh)

Oh and I never run out of hot water so I normally take a long hot shower and make sure I'm hairless first. And I masturbate anywhere from 1 to 25 times a day. Some days I actually don't do it. Some days I do less cause I tend to spend five hours in one session cause I'll be reading a story, or trying to find "the perfect porn" for that moment before I finally release.

I guess it's the tantric masturbation to tantric sex? Or however it's spelled. Though ya, soon as I come in the shower it normally gets on my hand and it's a pain in the ass to get off.
>> Anonymous
>>875976
Forgot to add I never use lube just about, I've done it a handful of times only... Maybe that's why my hands sweat so much? Lol
>> Anonymous
>>875976
you sound ridiculous....ly awsome!
>> Anonymous
>>876049
Lol thanks
>> Anonymous
>>875976
25 times a day? jesus fucking christ. Once is enough.

I've never had a problem with shampoo. Wet or dry, just slather that shit on liberally, get on your knees, head against the wall, and think about your fiance's sister.