Dear /b/,I got my ass kicked.It was my girlfriend's older sister's wedding. We went, me and her drank so much, and it was all fun and shit until the dancing at the reception began. When the dancing started there were various songs and dances, the mother son dance, the father daughter dance, and then the husband wife dance, which goes to their "song". The damndest thing was that their "song" was Never Gonna Give You Up. Yeah. When it started playing, I just started laughing so hysterically, and the entire place went quiet except for the muffled voice of Rick Astley droning on in the background. Now, I could have stopped their, and the beautiful moment could have continued, but no. I was too shitfaced, for one thing. The thing that got my ass kicked was, well, I hopped onto the table and shouted to everyone at the reception "YOU HAVE BEEN RICKROLL'D!" Well, to my drunken dismay, not a person laughed, and I fell to my ass on the table. I do remember my girlfriend's disapproving gaze, and when I saw it, I knew I'd done something wrong. I turned my head to see my girlfriend's father running at me. He tackled me to the ground and just started to kick the shit out of me. I remember his fist delving into my face and just crushing me against the floor. Seconds turned to minutes, and the punching stopped. I assume someone pulled the dickhead off of me. They kicked me out of the place, which sucked ass, because I got a ride from my girlfriend's family, so I didn't have my car. I ended up walking the 7 mile walk home. This happened on sunday. She broke up with me yesterday.Fuck.
ROFL WRONG BOARD FAG
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>>462412do a barrel roll!
>>462412An hero.faggot.
oh wow, funny, still gona sage it!
lol, you got pwned!
Epic Fail
Now this thread is /d/
turning the /b/ sideways
fuck, it's stuck halfway! oh, well, /l/ is fine too
>>462412damn man sorry. i know how it feels to loose someone for being stupid. take ur time and when u feel good kick her father's ass back
>>462412That's nice dear. Now STFU and post some /b.
>>462412they just don't appreciate good humor. add it to your life experiences and find another whore/reception to crash
>>462412
Pic's or didnt happen