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"Killing Catgirls" Anonymous
ITT We discuss the logical impossibilities of /d/ fetishes and common themes.

Rooms full of slaves:
There are many reasons why this one doesn't work.

1: The most obvious one: How do you feed all these slaves to keep them alive? Especially when the numbers reach the "Where's Waldo pictures" numbers (pictured). Sure in some cases if the keeper was mean he could ignore them until they die but then the smell would be horrible if he left them and disposing of so many bodies couldn't be easy, not to mention a turnoff for all but the most hardened guro fans.

2: The exorbitant cost involved in all that bondage equipment. Any pervert with a partner knows: Bondage equipment, leather or not, is expensive; especially the esoteric stuff. And anything meant to bear weight only doubles that number. The cost of a giant room to house all your slaves in, to buy or make bondage equipment in all sizes for all the girls involved and for future ones of unknown size, the electricity or batteries for all the electronic devices, and also the cost of feeding them as mentioned in case 1, could only be afforded by the most wealthy and successful billionaires for any significant length of time. Even then they'd need to spend a large chunk of every day tending to the "stable" by replacing batteries, feeding, checking the state of all the equipment, and precious time actually enjoying the girls, so they'd be working a limited schedule at best.

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>> Anonymous
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3: Cleaning up after the slaves. I won't go into detail since this explicitly isn't a guro board but you get where I'm going with this.

4: Revolts. Suspending or holding these girls with the same leather, latex or whatever straps for an extended time would mean that occasionally you'd need to replace them or they'd snap or wear loose. There is the small chance that enough girls could wriggle free but hide it until the master's back is turned then do him in.

Have any logistical flaws been bothering the other /d/ anonymi about our fetishes?

(Source of this image before the requests roll in: http://rapidshare.com/files/50057096/_SaHa__Momoyama_Jirou_-_Basement_Woman__English_.rar)
>> Anonymous
>>726583
FUCK
RIGHT AS I WAS FINISHING

WAAAAAAALDO GOD I WANT RAPE HIS TIGHT LITTLE SMUG ASS UNFFF UNFFF UNFFF
>> Anonymous
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It's normally not my thing, but I'd imagine giantess pictures would be very different if exposed to reality.

On one hand there's military resistance. Sure some show the army or a plane shooting them and the bullets bouncing off but what about heavy artillery? Or even nukes for that matter. Hours after pleasuring themselves with the longest tower they can find, the city would likely be evacuated and nuked if the city found the threat dangerous enough.

And on the other side of the coin, wouldn't the skeletons of the miniaturized be incredibly frail? I'm not big on science or physics but something tells me there would be a weight or biological function issue if every part and aspect of the human body was proportionately shrunk. Plus you'd have sperm near the size of quarks. Would they behave differently?. (Frankly I just enjoy the mention of subatomic sperm.) Even then in scenes where a miniature man pleasures a woman the labia would be heavier than an elephant, they'd need to jump up and down on their vagina for them to feel a tickle.
>> Anonymous
>>726592
WALDOS IN MY HENTAI,KILLING MAH ERECTION
>> Anonymous
>>726619

>On one hand there's military resistance. Sure some show the army or a plane shooting them and the bullets bouncing off but what about heavy artillery? Or even nukes for that matter. Hours after pleasuring themselves with the longest tower they can find, the city would likely be evacuated and nuked if the city found the threat dangerous enough.

That'd be a civil rights NIGHTMARE.
>> Anonymous
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Sex with Metroids = fatal
>> Anonymous
>>726583
If your rich enough to own a multitude of Slaves surely you can buy some day labors for the maintenance.
>> Anonymous
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>>726629
Ancient spoilers:

Maybe it's the friendly one that gives you the hyper beam from the end of Super Metroid?
>> Anonymous
>>726630
plus you could let them fuck the slaves in lieu of pay
>> Anonymous
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>>726628
>wouldn't the skeletons of the miniaturized be incredibly frail?

"Oh shit I think I killed her!"
>> Anonymous
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Reality is harsh.

Pic related.
>> Anonymous
>>726633

There's also the fact that if these girls are your slaves, there's undoubtedly a few credit cards or bank accounts you'd have access to. Not like they're gonna need them anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>726628

It's actually quite the opposite from what you're thinking. Giant girls would be so fragile that their own weight would crush them, killing them pretty much instantly. Tiny girls on the other hand would be rather sturdy, in the same way that an ant is capable of lifting 50 times its own weight. However, the ratio of surface area would increase so much that there bodies would plummet to room temperature and they'd freeze to death.

Goddamn I love the square to cube ratio.
>> Anonymous
>>726637

...oh, what the fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>726619wouldn't the skeletons of the miniaturized be incredibly frail?

Yes and no. Compared to a normal sized human yes, just see how easy it is to crush an ant or mouse (not counting the whole running away part). However, in terms of the ratio of strength-to-size, the real frail ones would the giantesses. That's because strength is based more on the area of the cross section of bones/muscles/etc. rather then volume. So unless giantesses had very thick bones and muscles and stuff or were made of much stronger material than what makes up humans, they wouldn't be able to stand and they'd break their bodies if they tried.
>> Anonymous
>>726583
Place would always smell like a fish market.

ALWAYS.
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>>726650
>>726641

Smart, smart people.

Thanks for helping with the science, guys. Minis prevail.
>> Anonymous
>>726650
And>>726641goes and says it better than I do, and types faster.
>> Anonymous
>>726583
I've always dreamed of a new kind of gentlemans club where we could show off our slaves and participate in slave swapping. Who says one person owns and cares for all thoes slaves.

>>726619
Minature people wouldn't be an issue their skeletons would be about as frail an insect and even bugs have sex.
>> Anonymous
This actually raises an interesting question that I've been rolling over in my mind for a while: What would the internal construction of a dickgirl look like? Most of the male reproductive organs that are on the inside occupy the same spaces that the female organs do. Both sets seem to function: we have dickgirls ejaculating, showing that the male parts work, and there are occasionally threads of pregnant dickgirls, leading one to believe that the female bits are there, as well.

One could conclude that one existed literally side-by-side with the other, or that there was a sort of go-around system, but with the love of symmetry of the human body, and really all of nature, that supposition sort of goes out the window.
>> Anonymous
>>726657

Right, so long as you keep them soaked in hot water and keep them on a hummingbird level diet, minis prevail.
>> Anonymous
you niggers just can't let anyone have any fun can you? always bursting people's bubbles.
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
oh god why can't they stay in /b/?
>> Anonymous
sega
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
i really hate /b/ sometimes
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WUT WUS THAT?
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
>>726847
illiterate, are we?
>> Anonymous
>>726856

kitchen meh
>> Anonymous
>>726856

new here, are we?
>> Anonymous
>>726856
Dude, they can't hear you. Unless you're really one of them and are playing along for fun. Just leae until they stop and mods clean up the mess, or if you feel have to do SOMETHING, just report them all.
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
>>726864
no,just implying that /b/ tards can't read.or should i use single syllable words so you can understand?
>> Anonymous
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>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
>>726868
i have reported.several times.it's not working yet...
>> Anonymous
>>726875

kitchen etc
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
>>726878
amazing.why haven't you been permabanned?
>> Anonymous
>>726881

kitchen etc
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
>>726881
o thank god.thank you, mods!
>> Ted
>>726702
There are two logical ways to do it, and I've seen the first way done. The second way would probably require custom genetics.

First way: Start with a male-sex, female-gender TG. Give her estrogen for breast enlargement and voice alteration before age 10-12, and then androgens and estrogen during/after puberty to keep the prostate and penis functional. The resulting dickgirl is of the balls variety.

Dickgirl with a vagina is trickier. Best way, I think, is to start with a girl, and alter her clitoris to be penile. The problem in this situation is that without a prostate and Cowper's glands, she can't produce semen.
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
>>726927
>The problem in this situation is that without a prostate and Cowper's glands, she can't produce semen.
but it may be possible to do an organ transplant...
>> Anonymous Jones?[8-FTU] ???? ?? !TapsqdZp4A
edo_hure, please stop making a fool of yourself and sucking mod cock.

saging because I have nothing to contribute to the discussion
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
>>726930
then why bother?
i thanked the mods twice.i believe getting rid of /b/tards deserved some appreciation...
anyway, back on subject, the distension/inflation is what always gets me.i don't believe it's physically possible to fill any part of the body with so much air/fluid that the abdomen distends like that of a pregnant woman.the bowels are extremely delicate,they don't stand for much abuse,and if it bursts, what then?fecal matter in the abdominal cavity and enteritis.no thanks.
>> Anonymous Jones?[8-FTU] ???? ?? !TapsqdZp4A
>>726937
I just want you to stop feeding the trolls. If you ignore them they go away, but if you respond it makes their tiny e-PENISes harden and double in size.

You could probably pull off inflation if you went slowly and gradually, putting in a little more each day, but yeah, she would tear if you put in too much too fast :(
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
>>726943
sorry, i got angry...i know better, but...
>> Anonymous
On the dickgirl issue (vagina+no balls+ejaculating), I believe if it would be possible to start with a woman, transplant the dick, and then "store" the testicles somewhere inside. I've heard some guy didn't like his balls, so he got them put inside his body, and cut off the sac.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>726583
Sage for nobody should give a shit, and this is a fucking board dominated by pictures of women with penises, and the posters are guys who insist fapping over that is "totally not gay in any way whatsoever."
>> Anonymous
>>726986

Yes, because YOU have a need to be ignorant, then everyone must have it too.

Best /d/ Thread in a while.
>> Anonymous Jones?[8-FTU] ???? ?? !TapsqdZp4A
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>>726986
/d/ can stand for /d/iscussion, once in a while, can't it? If you don't like it minimize the thread.
>> Suichiro !KingLeNyuo!!u8W
>>726986
Girls with Penises and Bondage? Two great tastes that taste great together!

Total body penetrations always amuse me. Yes, technically the digestive system *does* run all the way through the body, but it does not connect in that manner to the vagina. Unless you found someone that could shit through their vagoo. Even then, it wouldn't work the way people think and you'd likely have other issues to worry about.
>> Anonymous
No. Because this isn't myspace. This isn't livejournal. This isn't gaia. This isn't any piece of shit personal thoughts and making impressions kind of faggotry. This is 4chan (once thought of as the asshole of the internet), and this is /d/.
If shit like this continues on then all we get is a bunch of dumbfuck underage banned morons whoring for attention and giving their personal opinion as to why they believe that anybody who masturbates is a blatant homosexual (lol ur jerking off a guy). This is a fucking imageboard, it is not a forum of discussion.
By allowing shit like this to continue, we ruin the overall quality of the board and seek to create some piece of shit site that only consists of text-walls.
There's plenty of sites/boards out there to discuss your personal thoughts and opinions. This isn't one of them.