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Anonymous
I'd dump my boyfriend in an instant for someone with tentacles.
>> Anonymous
I got tentacles
>> Anonymous
>>983524

Nice of you to share us the shallowness of your heart. Sage
>> Anonymous
Faggot
>> Anonymous
>>983529
yeah well maybe she's doing it just for LOVE.
>> Xerzec
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I'd dump my girlfriend in an instant for a futa.

(If I had a girlfriend ;_;)
>> Anonymous
I'd dump /d/ in an instant for a girl freind.

(shh baby calm down I was only joking. I'd never leave you...)
>> Anonymous
>>983524

Is this Persona 4 hentai?
>> Anonymous
>>983593

It's Mara and the stripper you rescue.
>> I am an individual but also part of the collective known as anonymous
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It would be a rough relationship, to say the least.
>> Anonymous
I'd dump my TF2 for a girl who plays TF2.

What.
>> Anonymous
Lol I thought you wrote testicles
>> Anonymous
I'd leave my girlfriend in an instant if ... um ... hmm ... *sigh* no, sorry, I lied. I can't think of anything better than my girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
I'd love to grow six big thick bright green tentacles out of my back at will. I would then move to Japan and start my porn career, in the 'Cute American Tentacle Girl Rapes Cute Japanese Schoolgirls' genre.
>> Anonymous
>>983677
"Cute American Tentacle Girl"
BWAHAHHAHAHA!
>> Anonymous
I'd get a girlfriend just so I could dump her for a Lamia
>> Anonymous
>>983684
.../thread
>> Anonymous
>>983684

Why did I read that as latina?
>> Anonymous
>>983684

hahahahaha
>> Anonymous
>>983675
a futa?
>> Anonymous
i wouldnt leave my girlfriend for anything, simply because she'd be right there beside me XD
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
>>983524
I'd dump my hand and all the porn on my computer for a girlfriend. *sigh*
>> Iris !tFj8DP0Frs
I already dumped my last girlfriend for /d/. She thought I was a freak for wishing I had a cock.
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
>>983835
I'm so sorry. Maybe you could find a nice guy somewhere that shares your fetishes and let's you experiment a bit with him and some toys. ;D
>> Anonymous
I'd dump all the porn currently on my computer for a girlfriend that laid eggs and had feather pubes.
>> Anonymous
>>983524
>boyfriend

Herp Derp
>> Anonymous
I'd dump all the cancer off of /d/ for some decent threads.
>> Anonymous
>>983949
that's oddly specific. Bird fetish?
>> Anonymous
I'd dump but i haven't eaten anything with fiber.
>> Anonymous
well you just sound like a bitch, i hate people like you OP, only staying with someone until you find something better, fuck you
>> No Man
I'd dump my whole non-romantic porn collection to have a girlfriend.

I'd trash my whole porn stash if I got a /d/ girlfriend. But not a futa.
>> Kable1
>>983524
I'd give up all my porn on my computer if I could get a free sex change ._.
>> Anonymous
My ideal girlfriend? A lamia. Monster girls are unbelievably hot.
>> Anonymous
>>983524
Just as my girlfriend constantly reminds me. She only goes out with me because no one else would. Oh my little self esteem...
>> Anonymous
I'd think that an octogirl would be cool. Like Ursula, but without the boner-kill.

I've seen some of that around. Anyway, I'd like to find a /d/ girl, heck, maybe that's the only kind of girl I could truly love. It wouldn't be two people in bed pretending to engulf one another with a writhing mass of tentacles...no, It'd be an appreciation for the idea, a certain promiscuity and simply knowing that there is a shared interest.
>> Anonymous
>>984139
seconded
>> Anonymous
>>984034
Somebody is taking OP a bit too seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>983627

Rawr impossible geometries get me so hot.
>> Anonymous
I'd dump my tentacle monster in an instant for a boyfriend.
>> Anonymous
id kill for a hot /d/ girl
>> Anonymous
>>983777
>>983545
>>984065
>>983588

Allow me to impart some wisdom to you guys. If you want a girlfriend all you need to do is work up the courage to talk to said girls, get to know them a little and vice versa and then ask them out. Its as easy as 1 2 3!
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
>>985844
Not always. A 3:1 boy to girl ratio at my college pretty much destroys any chance of anyone getting a girlfriend here. Even if you build up the courage and talk to one, chances are likely that she has what we call RIBS, Ratio Induced Bitch Syndrome, which gets girls feeling high and mighty (due to the attention they get because of the ratio) and makes them only fuck with the guys that THEY want. It's not a very favorable situation.
>> Anonymous
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I'd sacrifice an arm for some tentacles (even my right one)
>> No Man
>>986173

I'd give up my left arm so that it could be replaced with sensitive and dexterous tentacles.
>> Anonymous
>>986169

Sounds like you wouldnt wanna date any chicks at your college anyway due to the "RIBS"

You could always just go out and socialize (outside your college of course) perhaps you'll strike up a conversation with someone who has the same interests as you. HOWEVER you do not want to date a chick you meet at a bar...well that might just be my preference

anyway good luck to you my friend
>> Anonymous
>>986169
girls only fucking the guys they want to?

a bad thing?

you've been on /d/ too long, friend.
>> Anonymous
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I'd dump my two favorite socks (the blue ones) in an instant for a pet girl, a bondage dungeon, a tentacle monster who obey my every commands (that includes doing the dishes), a bisexual maid and two cameras linked to a good internet connection.
>> Rogue Nigga !YDujGQLLRM
Are there more girls here than in /e/ or /h/?

Troubling, to say the least.
>> Anonymous
I'd dump my girlfriend in an instant for a more affectionate girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
>>986614
+1
>> Anonymous
OP doesnt REALLY want a boyfriend with tentacles, cause if she ever met a tentacle beast like in most hentai, that would preclude doing anything besides hanging from the ceiling and getting raped in every hole over and over. for like, ever.

as usual, women say one thing but really want something else.
>> Anonymous
>>986640
Let me tell you, most women would probably be okay with that as long as they were fed.
>> Anonymous
I've never been to /d/ before... girls like slimy tentacle rape as much as I do...? :3
>> Anonymous
>>986655
whore either way.
>> eidolon !BtKVsIU6mQ
>>986721

One can only hope.
>> Anonymous
>>986479
You betray the socks that keep your toes warm, you heartless monster.

I'd NEVER give up my favorite pair of socks. They got those treads on the hells and toes for extra warmth...