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Anonymous
/d/, it's time for some Srs Bzms. Let's realize, just for a few minutes, that there are in fact girls on the internet. Hard to believe? Perhaps. Especially one that likes tentacle porn.

I have a dilemma. I've cut a guy out of my life (FTM trans) and he doesn't seem to realize why. We were fuckbuddies for one short, wonderful week. He'd hold me down by my neck, plan a double penetration for me. Basically, he was completely sexually compatible with me. Granted, there were some issues (He'd get me really close to orgasm and then stop. It was wonderful and agonizing at first, but he did so many times I couldn't even orgasm at all.) I'd intended to work through it and such.

I have a cheap ass futon bed, and I warned him to sit down carefully on it when it was put into a sofa. He retardedly didn't and ended up breaking it. I'm poor, I can't afford another. His response? "LOL looks like you're gonna need a new place to throw you around on! 8D"

The final straw, however, was that he left me in a dangerous situation. I ended up getting injured and had several miserable weeks, I couldn't bend my knee at all and often woke up in the middle of the night from knocking it into something.

He doesn't even get that I'm mad at him, much less why.

What should I do? Should I get with him again for the sex, ignore the fact that he's a fucking ignoramus, and never trust him with anything aside from roughing me up in the sack? Or should I go back to being celibate?

BTW, ITT we post monsters and mechs on girls please.
>> LargoTK
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Personally, I wouldn't go back. While the sex may be great, the fact that he's an insensitive bastard (i.e. your broken futon, not taking you to orgasm) probably won't change.

I would've said after the dangerous situation, no more. For your sake, don't continue with him.

You can always find someone else. Remember, he's not the only one. There's a saying for you to remember - "I'm Someone's Fetish". :)
>> Anonymous
ok most guys who you have unbelievable sex w/ are gonna be morons in every other dept. get back w/ him to fuck if you want but only if youre ok w/ injured body parts and messed up possessions.

my advice? drop the zero and go lesbian
>> Anonymous
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>>273710
Thank you, you are definately a voice of reason that I needed... I think I'll just disconnect from him entirely and go back to clubbing with no guilt.

>>273717
XD I HAVE been thinking of going back to girls only, especially after this episode.

Thanks /d/ <3
>> Anonymous
>>273710
which siawase set is this from?
>> Anonymous
>>273717
Being a decent, caring and intelligent guy who is also (I'm told) quite exciting in bed, I'll half-object to the painting of skilled guy lovers with such a broad brush. That being said, FTMs taking hormones typically have in their bloodstream about twice the amount of testosterone that a normal adolescent boy will produce. Make of that what you will.
>> Anonymous
>>273964
He wasn't even on the testosterone yet.
>> Anonymous
If you live in a larger city odds are you can find another fuckbuddy easily enough (weep for us in small, pissant towns). And you know, if you can't find someone into what you're into it may take some work but you can slowly get them into it.

I used into too many times in that sentence.
>> Anonymous
FTM?
>> Super Anon
>>273722
Holy shit, took me a second to recognize that as an RO Aco...source please?

>>273707
Dump him and move on. Nice sex is one thing, but stupidity should only be allowed so far. That and the moron will probably eventually get you pregnant.

.....if you DO get pregnant, take pictures.....

<3 <3 <3
>> Anonymous
I'll let you in on a secret. A FTM tranny doesn't have sperm.
>> Scy
A girl coming to /d for relationship advice...

Now I've seen it all. I salute you, madame, for giving me another reason to believe that forty-two is all we need to know.
>> Anonymous
>>274030
Dump him! The sperm is half the fun!
>> Anonymous
>>274090
She got better answers than she would have in /b/, where most of these kinds of threads take place.
>> Anonymous
Why not look for someone that is willing to conform to your own interests rather than be such a brutish block head? I'm sure there is someone out there that is just as good as your FTM buddy but less of an idiot.
>> Anonymous
Dump the asshole or you'll end up on one of those horrible day time talk shows. The fact that you refer to this person as a fuckbuddy by definition makes them disposable. Do yourself a favor and find someone with a conscience. This trans of yours obviously fails at life.
>> Anonymous
And after having sex a few times, I'm willing to bet that celebacy would suck...

but then again i'm just a 28 yr old virgin that fails at hentai games and couldnt get laid even if i crawled up a chicken's ass.
>> Anonymous
>>273707
A person who doesn't care for you or at least shows it, is someone you can't rely on too much.
In the end he'll end up doing something maybe both of you will regret severely or at least him!

Before it gets too complicated tell him, talk about the way he ignores you, maybe both of you will come to an agreement. If you decide to give him another chance then so be it but think twice on your decisions and this time really get serious and tell him how you feel. If there is doubts or discomfort by him then it means he is not comfortable with your suggestions or ideas which means there won't be a point in having a relationship in the first place.

And I'm a guy and I'm telling you all of this.
*sight whatever happened to chivalry, doesn't that count for something anymore?
>> Comic Book Guy
>>274150
well i don't feel so bad about being a virgin at 25... but then i couldn't stand up because i was so ill the past 12 years so I've got an excuse.

first off when playing BDSM or BDL (l= soft sadism) if your partner doesn't understand that having a partner at his/her mercy is a bond of trust which shouldn't be abused by breaking limbs or something then you need to replace him/her.

second you need to put your damn foot down and tell him how it is.. you don't have to be celibate but you shouldn't put up with an ignoramus who doesn't even know how to have rough sex without getting hurt. think about the fact of having to go through something like that again or the jackass ramming your head into something and having an expensive hospital bill to pay.
>> Anonymous
>>274154

Chivalry isnt worth $0.02 when the guy in question was a FTM changeover that acts the role of a chauvanistic pig with unerring accuracy from what i pick up as the OP's comments.

kinda sucks tho... you would think that a FTM would know how to treat a lady.
>> Anonymous
>>274163
You mizunderstoodz ma jounge', I meant me because I was giving her advice, not that guy who apparently has a low mental acumen!
>> Anonymous
god is dead
>> Anonymous
>>274178
god is god
>> Anonymous
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>>274027
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/list/tags/tentacle
It's somewhere in there.

>>274090
XD;; Well, I certainly wasn't going to ask /b/, and this is one of the only other places I go. I didn't think I'd ask /y/ or /s/

>>274162
Nonono, I should have clarified. The dangerous situation didn't even have anything to do with sex. I needed someone to walk me home after donating plasma, since I hadn't done it before and I wasn't sure what the results would be, and he agreed to go with me. He went out to the parking lot to smoke a cigarette, and while he was gone, I had to go to the donating floor. He came back in, saw that my bag was gone (containing my GBA, WonderSwan Wallet and sketchbook). Apparently to him that means that I went home, to spite the fact that donating can take upwards of an hour and a half. I let him play the gameboy while we were waiting, he knew it was in there, and somehow thought I'd leave it behind. Thus, he left me behind. I realied he'd ditched me, though I didn't know his reasons, and decided to walk home alone. I passed out half of the way there, and all of my weight fell on one knee. I got about half past the granular tissue, it was not fun. :(

>>274186
God is Leon?
>> Oh!Great
bet ya 5 bucks you live in florida!
>> Anonymous
>>274214
...
>> Oh!Great
>>274219
really? awesome, I win 5 bucks!
>> Anonymous
>>274220
Good for you?
>> Oh!Great
>>274221
Good for me!
>> Anonymous
>>274222
Funny, I never thought any interaction on 4chan could be considered "akward." Usually it's tl;dr.
>> Oh!Great
>>274223
well I just took a wild guess actually, since I live in Florida =/
>> Anonymous
>>274225
Mhmm. What clues did you have?
>> Oh!Great
>>274227
None actually, just a guess =/
>> Anonymous
FTM trans? Does he have a functional cock and stuff? Anonymous is curious.
>> Oh!Great
I would not mind being a fuck buddy.....yep
>> Anonymous
find someone else to fuck
>> Anonymous
buy a dildo
>> Anonymous
This thread has become too much like /b/.

Just to help it along:
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU.
Is dat sum pokemons?
Cockmongler DESU DESU.

man, i really suck at haiku's
>> Anonymous
STICK IT IN HER POOPER
>> Anonymous
>>274279
my inner /b/tard cries out in joy!
>> Anonymous
>>274205

I'm not so sure it matters whether the injury was the result of a sexual situation or not. The behavior that led there was irresponsible and immature. Combined with rough trade, that seems a formula for disaster.

A thoughtful and caring brute takes care of his toys. If a brute is what you want, find one that won't leave you broken in the toybox.
>> Oh!Great
this calls for brutal rape/murder
>> Anonymous
TITS OR GTFO
>> Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !kxgLmy51bM
>>274230
Trying to pick up internet chicks on /d/, are we?
>> Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !kxgLmy51bM
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Good thing you're staying with leaving him, 'cause from how your first post is worded, it seems you had your mind made up before you even logged onto 4chan, just wanted to make sure others agreed it was right. Guys (and girls) for that matter are not worth drama. S'why I stick to fuck buddies and one-nighters. (It's NOT hard to find girls in Miami) I dunno, though. You sure you were JUST fuck buddies? Seem a little more.

Oh, and I feel your pain on the bed thing. I've snapped my box spring, although it was my fault. Took a pair of hose clamps and some elbow grease to set everything straight. Depending on what the damage is, a trip to the hardware store should be all it takes to fix that futon of yours. (Picture to illustrate, will delete soon)
>> Anonymous
>>274228
Miami here. :O
>> Oh!Great
>>274415
Panama City =o!
>> Anonymous
>>274418
oh noez D:
>> Oh!Great
>>274419
raep time? =o
>> Anonymous
>>274420
yes plz. omw there.
>> Anonymous
Odd how many people live in miami. I do, too.
>> Anonymous
>>274430
o rly? I cant seem to find many, then again, i dont go to any sort of social gathering. <_<
>> Anonymous
tl;dr
>> Oh!Great
I just want sex, that's all
>> Comic Book Guy
>>274459
well damn your acting like it's hard to find a guy who just wants sex with no relationship....
me i got to much unfinished business and too many enemies to destroy before i can get into a relationship.
>> Anonymous
Well...this person seems to enjoy being a guy for the sake of being able to do whatever and think there is no consequence. I may be offending you by saying that..and I realize how insulting that can be. But that's what it really seems like to me.

Only...gasp...it does matter what you do. Damn. Who would of thought? Those of us that are the "fringes" of social society envy many relationships. There are people that can make you truly happy out there.

Don't see that person anymore, but it's only my opinion. But consider it, please.
>> Anonymous
Get with him for the sex, then end the relationship with a pair of scissors, if you know what I mean.
>> Anonymous
>>274471
Oh!Great =/= OP
>> Anonymous
>>274150
At least you're honest :D
>> Anonymous
Dump the jackass, he isn't worth your time if he can't realize taking care of your fuck buddy gets you more quality fucking.

More to the point, find yourself someone who's into it and understands a relationship is two way.
>> Anonymous
anyone have monster sucking dick
>> Oh!Great
Someone defended me, holy fuck, I give you Air Gear
>> Nightmare
As a serious person, my friend, I would recommend dumping him. There are plenty of other guys around that have similar interests, although they tend to be less candid about it due to the fact that all of this is rather taboo in western culture.

Seriously, though. Good luck on your endeavours - it isn't often that people have the guts to talk about their lives anonymously here on /d/, but still. :) Also, don't just switch to girls-only. It's only half the entire sexual experience according to data available: do girls have meaty throbbing sticks? No. XD