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Any advice for how I can increase the amount I cum to bucketloads?
>> oro
I would assume a high-protein diet?

I know Peter North sells special pills, but I doubt there's much real chance of them working. I'd think this is more of a "natural talent" than something you can train for.

Anyhow, there's always "practice, practice, and more practice." ^^
>> Anonymous
Don't jack off for a week. And make sure to have a snorkel handy.
>> Anonymous
>>582758
I'm not aware about the Peter North magical pills but I do know that he eats a shitload of celery and suggests doing so. For those who don't know, he's a porn actor with famous big loads.
>> Anonymous
>>582759
>> Anonymous
Has anyone here actually produced the same amount in OP's picture?
>> Anonymous
>>582768

fired 3 feet once, I was impressed
>> Anonymous
>>582769
I sneezed as I ejaculated once and did pretty much the same thing.
>> Anonymous
note: despite what is comonly displayed in pornos, most people do NOT fire off huge amounts of cum. they're in pornos BECAUSE they have unusually big dicks and lots of cum, as a general rule. just like the girls are in them because they look pretty and know how to fake orgasm really well.
>> Anonymous
The key is to not force it, relax yourself as much as possible, and the longer you do it the bigger the final boom is (becoming dizzy is a sign that your doing it right). Then combine that with 3 weeks of no porn, no 4chan, no sex, no fap, no arousing thoughts (the avg male can hold 3 weeks of sperm without getting wet dreams) and the result is the need for half a whole roll of toilet paper / tissues. Though this annon doubts your ability to stick to such a dedication, even the first part.
>> Anonymous
>>582802
When you do this then how much do you cum? Is it as much as OPs picture?
>> Anonymous
>>582757

.............virgin
>> Anonymous
582817 makes a very good point

>>582815
The OP is probably never reachable. Though this annon supposes if you are lucky, and by some fluke reason you could safe up to 1~2 months worth... there is a slim chance yes.
>> Anonymous
>>582802
This and do anal stimulation, this usually emptys you nutbladder all in one go regardless
>> Anonymous
Damn kids.

Eat ALOT of Celery... ALOT. Full stalk of Celery will give about 2-3x normal spooge.
>> Anonymous
>>582757
Be born a horse instead of a fat loser virgin human.
>> Anonymous
Additional trick is to masturbate almost to orgasm, then stop. do this several times through the day. this moves sperm from storage (testes) to usage (seminal vesicles) where it accumulates. when you pop your top, so to speak, you'll have more than the usual amount.
>> Anonymous
I brought a pack of 6 sticks of celery. This stuff tastes so bad :x

I'll post here on wednesday and let you know my results with it, along with drinking loads of water and edging for hours.
>> Anonymous
This guy knows the secret http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=2637

A shotglass is around 80ml (and a few of his squirts miss the shot glass), and the average cumshot is between 1ml to 5ml, dependant on many factors.
>> Anonymous
Jack off for long periods of time... if you jack off for 2 hours you will hit your nose/top of head.... be prepaired for cleanup
>> Anonymous
Seriously, its all about duration. if u go about 30 mins of all tease... also drink lots of water during and it will make for a mass load. also long duration sex and teasing for the insane ones
>> Anonymous
My girl is a cum fiend so I had to figure out how to cum buckets. I keep her satisified and here's how you do it.

1. Drink a lot of water the day you're gonna nut. If you start feeling dizzy back off, you've been drinking too much, but try to double your normal water intake.

2. Don't fap for a week. I've found that going beyond a week doesn't make much difference as far as the amount. Eventually, the spooge gets reabsorbed so you'll eventually hit a wall.

3. Get close but then back off every time you're about to cum. If you can do this for a long time, the longer the better. As another poster pointed out, this "loads" your gun and the longer you do it the more will nut.

4. Try taking amino acid supplements on a daily basis. L-Arginine HCL, L-Lysine, and Zinc taken together will dramatically increase your load size.

5.??????

6.PROFIT!!!
>> Anonymous
http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=47985

this guy makes me jealous
>> Anonymous
>>582992
"This guy" probably filled his blatter with that shit.
>> Submissive Priestess
>>582990

Neat! Your GF is lucky, I'm going to make my BF do that :P
>> Anonymous
>>582990

7. EAT CELERY!
>> Anonymous
sooo fake
>> Anonymous
I come like a firehose. I've got to tricks that work for me and they actually make the orgasm feel better too.

1. Long period of having sex/fapping makes you really explode and increases the amount of cum, as stated in>>582910

2. When you cum, try to really concentrate on shooting it. Like when you have a boner and you've got to pee, you have to force it, you know. It's the same thing.

I don't need to wait 3 weeks to shoot loads of cum. The point>>582802had made me curious though. I think I'll try to hold for 3 weeks and see what happens. I hope I won't drown.
>> Anonymous
>>583094
I second this, especially part 2. Sometimes I cum so hard I nearly pass out. My GF thinks it's kinky.
>> Anonymous
>>583082

I had a girlfriend that liked cum too. And yep, it's true that holding off for more than few days does nothing - it just gets reabsorbed.

But drinking a LOT of water and NOT eating salty things helps a lot. Also - NO coffee, no smoking and no alcohol - as they increase the rate at which semen is reabsorbed and severely influence amount of cum. Zinc helps too.

And best thing for a huge cumshot is if your girlfriend is willing to give you a really slow and long blowjob. If she manages to keep you at the brink of ejaculation for around 30 mins, you are guaranteed to shoot a bucket worth of cum.
>> Anonymous
Sigh, I love threads like this. u.u
>> Anonymous
>25 posts omitted. Click Reply to view.

tl;dr. This is an IMAGEboard. Post pics and shut the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
i hate you guys. i take propecia (a medication for hair loss) and half the time i get aroused, i can't shoot one off because of it...
>> Spanish Inquisition
>i hate you guys. i take propecia (a medication for hair loss) and half the time i get aroused, i can't shoot one off because of it...

Then, let your hair fall and your dick cum.
>> Anonymous
>>582905
furfaggotry, gtfo
>> Anonymous
http://www.roshi.hu/coppermine/thumbnails.php?album=40
>> Anonymous
>>583117
Bad news: you *will* get bald, medicine or not. Just let it happen. You'll get used to it. I did.
>> Anonymous
I'm surprised no one mentioned this: While you're working to increase volume, you might as well pound down as much citrus as possible, especially pineapple juice. It will actually lend a sweetness to your cum.
>> Anonymous
I'm a big fan of getting close to an orgasm and then delaying and then starting again until I moan and pant and can't control myself. It does seem to increase the volume greatly. Between doing that and a normal-quickfap, the difference for me is between two and three times more.

On that subject of orgasm build-up, I've discovered than squeezing my abs with rythm does the trick. It seems to do a small tingle to the prostate that's fun enough to keep my libido going without even having to touch my penis, which would get sored of being hard too long if I employed its services. That way I can stay horny and in build-up mode easely for extanded periods of time. I also find it's a great work-out since sex gives a big stamina and recovery boosts. However, for the people who sports a fatter belly, I'm not sure if it's a viable option.
>> Anonymous
When you hit the point of orgasm, keep jacking off and try to hold it in until it's unbearable and then let it happen.
>> Anonymous
>>583295
I don't actually like doing it for too long, because then the dick is kind of numb by the time I actually orgasm.
>> Anonymous
>>582943

Can anyone tell me... How the fuck did that guy come so fast? He was soft, then suddenly became hard, and then came with only 3 strokes or something. Seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>583313
The part where he becomes hard looks speeded up to me, and the reason it only took him three or four strokes to blow his load is probably because he had been fapping but not cumming for days on end and was probably using a whole load of supplements that made him as horny as anything.
>> Anonymous
>>583306
I fapped once for about fifteen hours without coming. It wasn't really worth it. It kind of hurt to come. Six hours is okay, but two to three hours per wank works just wonders for me. I don't like quick-faps, a good sneeze feels better and there's a worse mess to laugh at anyways.
>> Anonymous
This has nothing to do with /d/.

/d/ is not a sexual advice board, faggots.
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>>583323
Here. Now let us talk.
>> Anonymous
>>583322
15 hours? 3 hours? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>> Anonymous
>>583369
I am in no hurry when I am wanking and it feels better, if you take the time to build it up.
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>> Anonymous
4chanarchive'd for excellent advice
>> Anonymous
>>583469
But... there's no /d/ in 4chanarchive ;_;
>> j
omg sauce
>> Anonymous
I still can't believe the absence of bucketloads-> battletoads witty comment