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Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
So /d/, I have a question about egg play irl, and I was wondering if I could ask your advice. My dom and I got some stone eggs recently, and well actually I don't know if I should just start talking about it like that, so i'll start up an egg thread in the meantime.

Egg play advice greatly appreciated
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
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It's mostly going to be reposts, best I can do.
>> Anonymous
go for it. itf its not your thing at least you'll have tried.

me thinks you biological clock might be ticking, and you just wanna push something out your hole.
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
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>>930582
Oh, well actually I have tried it. I rather enjoy it really. what I wanted to know about are some concerns I have. See what sets me apart is, i'm a guy. I don't know that my clock tics that way
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
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I was just worried if there's any odd danger involved in it. I'm a guy, so I really only have one place where they could go... I'm always fretting over whether or not they risk wandering around in me. I fear one might get lost or something? I don't want to go to the doctor and have an x-ray show an egg in my intestine is all
>> Anonymous
IN b4 living with harpy 2
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
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I probably just being paranoid, but these are the kind of things I think about.
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>> Anonymous
>>930589

Your entire digestive tract, including the intestines, have a rhythmic, automatic pushing motion that you don't normally feel and can't control. It's not like it's going to go up on its own or get stuck, it's a friggin egg. They're pretty smooth.
Just make sure you don't use, like, an ostrich egg or anything. I'd start with a quail egg, and make sure it's pasteurized just to be safe.
>> Anonymous
Seriously - don't go sticking anything up there unless you have a way to get it out. With a stone egg I guess that would mean drilling a hole in it and threading it with a string.
Stuff gets lost in the colon very easily.
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
>>930621
>>930623
Um, now I'm confused and worried.

Worse yet, I'm out of egg pics on this computer.
>> Anonymous
the most important thing, like>>930621
is too just start small. Other than that, go nuts, and make sure you not using breakable eggs.
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
>>930637
Well, okay we've got that covered. Stone eggs aren't going to break, and the one she got for me are about as big as chicken eggs, maybe a little bigger.

Another concern I have is, should we not do more than one? We've been on one for a while, and just last night actually she gave me two. First one came out fine, second took a little effort. Not really straining, just took a bit longer.
>> Anonymous
Here's something on intestinal movement.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peristalsis

Still looking for something on eggs.
>> A
Nice. = )

Well, your worries aren't without ground. Things can easily become stuck in the rectum, as well as cervix, to the extremity of typically requiring an [embarrassing] emergency removal. I'd have to advise you to choose only toys with flared basis, or rings at the bottom, to combat the issue.
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
>>930660
Oh, I see. I don't know that my health insurance would cover that.
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
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Oh I found this. Don't have the others on this computer though.

I guess this is weird to say, but I honestly wish I could lay eggs. If I could, I would do so every chance I got, and love every second of it.
>> A
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Hey, be grateful for finding out the easy way. If you're still bent on continuum, give an egg vibrator a try, or anything with a cord. They're amply available.

'Fin ; p
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
>>930679
I am glad to know more about this before going to far into it. Been trying alot of new things with my dom lately. I actually just got pegged for the first real time recently too, so yeah, further into the rabbit hole I go.

Truth be told, I have /d/ to thank for all of it.
>> Anonymous
>>930676
Every time someone not me reposts this, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

MUST...FINISH..CHAPTER FIVE
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
>>930722
Oh, is that you, Penguin? Love your work pal. These Amu stories are fantastic, I'm a big fan
>> Anonymous
>>930722
plz do more!
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
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Ah, found another.
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
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Guess I had a few more than I thought
>> Anime Lover
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>>930722

I wish ppl would post my Popular Girl fics ^_^
guess my egg fics arn't, uh, popular, lol
I recently finished ch. 11

oh, and I have some pics you haven't posted
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>> Anonymous
>>930738
I WANT to do more...
...do more...

...er, but at the moment I'm having difficulty finding anywhere to put the four chapters currently finished for permanent archival. And haven't even STARTED chapter five due to my own huge void of gaping self-doubt.
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
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>>930762

how about rapid/mega sharing the Amu stories? or maybe posting them on a fic forum?
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>> Anonymous
>>930767
If I knew of any place to put them, I would have done so already. And I'm waiting to reupload my "collection" lol until I've finished chapter 5 and this damn series is DONE.
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>>930762
Self doubt? You're my hero. I'm sure you can come up with something legendary, just like you've been doing
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>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
Oh, well this time I've ran out for sure
>> Anime Lover
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this pic may be stretching it, but it's animated and technically it's an egg ^_^
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got a couple more, but their loli
>> Anonymous
>>930778
I mean I have no confidence in my own abilities. It's an ongoing thing. You wouldn't believe how difficult writing porn actually is.
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
>>930802
Actually, I do. I've tried it myself and I've so far produced nothing even worth saving. Just remember you've got a lot of fans here, not just me, and everybody loves your work.

If you want to know the God's honest truth, I wasn't into egg laying until I read your first Amu story.
>> Anime Lover
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in an effort of avoid a repeat banning for the same thing, and my lack of pics to post on topic, I've decide to rapidshare all 11 chapters of my egg-laying series.

http://rapidshare.com/files/120150294/The_Popular_Girl.rar
>> Anonymous
>>930580
Awesome, looks like a good read.
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>>930830
you are very kind and I thank you for the chapters in your rapidshare, in return, I can give you but this picture as a token of my gratitude.
>> Anonymous
My slave absolutely adores egg play. She's asked several times if we could do porn of that, including selling her eggs.
>> Anonymous
Just put the egg in a condom and leave a bit of the condom hanging out for easy emergency pull out.
>> Anonymous
>>930722
You sir, are wonderful. I can has site/sauce plz? Seriously, I came as hard as Amu reading that.
>> Anime Lover
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finally, I've managed to convert a vid I have into a usuable format to make animations of the egg-laying
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just for the sake of scene completeness...
>> Anonymous
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>>931279

what vid would that be?
>> Anonymous
>>931358
Trash Box 2
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>>931420
Can anyone rapidshare it? And does it have any sound?

Oh well, here's a nice one. Don't know the source though, it's a mystery.
>> Anime Lover
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>>931279

http://www.megarotic.com/?d=YKJU8PDX
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anything good in trash box one?

i've seen links for it, but all of them have been dead =/

p.s, if anyone knows where this gif is from, i'll love you forever
>> Anonymous
>>931739
night Shift Nurses... can't remember which episode but first set
>> Anonymous
>>930676
Penguin, wherever you are, I have to thank you profusely. I haven't been able to have an orgasm for over a week and this story just hit the spot. Again, thank you.
>> Anonymous
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Source is Prostitution Eggs.
>> Anonymous
>>930589


there's nothing, NOTHING that you can stick up your ass that the ER staff haven't seen before.

so if you're cool with the embarassment.. have fun!
>> Anonymous
>>931815
Anyone seen that episode of Scrubs where they have the "ass box"? Most hospitals really have that. They just don't keep it at the front desk.
>> anonymous
>>931420
Is there any way to just pull that particular scene from the movie (for those of us who either just want that scene, or whose crappy connections can't handle such a big file)
>> Anonymous
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aaaand. . . here's the egg scene, from Night Shift Nurses 4. Cut it before the scat started, you can thank me later.
http://rapidshare.com/files/120594826/egg_scene.avi
>> Anonymous
>>930785
Source Plz?
>> Anonymous
>>930785
i'm curious about the source
but only so that i can find out what the hell that monster thing is. . .
>> Anime Lover
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>>933490

http://rapidshare.com/files/120316761/Fxxtry_69.rar
>> Anonymous
>>933494
Lots of thx!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>933355

Can you put it over in /rs/? The only torrent I've been able to find for it is dead.
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>>933810
i second this request
>> Anonymous
Anime Lover, just read 1-11 of Popular Girl. Damn. You are writing more correct? This is epic. Some of the best literotica I've ever read, no lie.
>> Anime Lover
>>934090

lol, i'm glad you liked it, but seeing as how I basically did chapters 4-11 right after the other, I'm diciding to take a bit of a break.

but if you just want more egg-laying from me, you can read my series called, 'The Fantasy World of Merkolova' the first chapter of 8 is my very first fic with egg-laying in it. ALSO the series goes full circle and has egg-hatching. a very /d/ worthy series I think, also has tentacles and huge penis' in little girls

http://rapidshare.com/files/120724947/The_Fantasy_World_of_Merkolova.rar
>> Anonymous
>>930580
Sage because this isn't some personal gay sex advice board.
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>>933999

This is the only other picture I can find to this. And the only thing I know is that the chick is from a Dragon Quest game.
>> Domestic Chicken !!ep7SfhPk5jD
Hey, me again. Before my thread disappears I just wanted to say thanks for the advice. I talked things over with my mistress, and she agreed to be a little more careful with me. Anime Lover, Poular Girl was a great read, and Penguin, i'll be eagerly anticipating chapter 5.