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Mermaid or ... whatever Anonymous
Hey /d/, you are alone on an uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion? Make me proud and become heroes.
>> Anonymous
B

Pussy and ass to fuck and fishmouths can give blow jobs as well.
>> Anonymous
A
>> Anonymous
Human top one. She still has a perfectly useful mouth.
>> Anonymous
i'd take a. you can have a nice chat with her. could be difficult with b.
>> Anonymous
>>514337
One on left would try to eat me. One on right would asphyxiate on land.
Can I get a better choice?
>> Anonymous
A, there's a pussy some where.
>> Anonymous
b becuse a has small boobs
>> Anonymous
>>514353
Good call...because B has no boobs!
>> Anonymous
If loli:A=FAP FAP
If not:B= FWAP FWAP
>> Anonymous
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C
>> Anonymous
Can I have both parts of the fish?
>> Anonymous
>>514385
Those are a myth. Everyone knows that no girls can be on /d/ without a penis.
>> Anonymous
A

Bitch can swim me to an Island that isn't infested with freaky fish women.
>> Anonymous
>>514341
They have lotsa razor sharp teeth too.
>> Anonymous
>>514392
Unless they're the size of buildings.
>> Anonymous
>>514390
No, that's unfair.
>> Zst Xkn !QwJoo2wxDc
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D!
>> Anonymous
>>514424
Victory.
>> Anonymous
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I pick the mermaid with the vagina.

I WIN.
>> Anonymous
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>>514437

I changed my mind:
I pick the mermaid...

...with the penis.
>> Anonymous
>>514337

I pick A...
1. Boobs
2. no penis
good enough for a 4chaner.
>> Anonymous
>>514441
It looks more like a light bulb.
>> Anonymous
>>514447
It's a light saber. She swings her justice bringing crotch-blade of fury, slaying evil whale and dolphin poachers in her wake!
>> Anonymous
>>514449
I thought it was lit to attract food, like how an angler fish does.
>> Anonymous
>>514450
Maybe it's to attract males for surprise buttsecks? Or other mermaids for mermaid on merfuta action?
>> Anonymous
it doesnt matter which I choose since I'll have to murder and consume them to survive anyway

lol vore I guess
>> Anonymous
>>514456
No, you don't have to. The island is made entirely of hostess twinkies.
>> Anonymous
A i can make holes myself.
>> Anonymous
>>514467
I'd use em as fishbait rather than eat them...absolutely awful after the first 2. WAAAAYYY too much sugar.
>> Anonymous
>>514479
Good luck getting them to take a twinkie as bait, when they can just swim up and eat the shoreland.
>> Anonymous
>>514483
oh shi...

well then I guess I'd have to try and catch them with my bare hands as they swam up or something.

Honestly that much sugar in the water though could make the fish become sick, diseased or even kill some of em.
>> Anonymous
>>514424
NO FAG
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>514486
Dead diseased fish in turbid sugar salt water? You will have to depend on the mermaid to swim out into the ocean and fish for you.
>> Anonymous
A, blowjobs FTW.
>> Anonymous
>>514424
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINRAR!
>> Anonymous
>>514450
oh god I fucking lol'd...its a trap angler fish. Win anyway you look at it.

Also, lets try to not use the flare anymore, on /d/ at least.
>> Anonymous
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I choose these.

That's right, ALL OF THEM. AT ONCE.
>> Anonymous
>>514537

And thus Anon died from drowning, being stoned, strangled, and then severely burned, but at least he died happily.
>> Anonymous
>>514537
I want to see more of the siren.
>> Anonymous
>>514537
I can imagine the last one flashing that smile to a guy before saying ,"You gonna get raped". Which leads to rough sex, broken bones, and a full stomache.
>> Anonymous
I choose A, mermaid with a vagoo
>> Anonymous
>>514537
Can you post the rest?
>> Anonymous
>>514538
I hate to nitpick, but the word you want is "petrified". English strikes once again with its "Unlucky men are hanged, lucky men are hung." rule.
>> Anonymous
>>514424
1,000 internets to however can fap to this AND finish. Whipping it out doesn't count - you gotta go all the way.
>> Anonymous
>>514576

You're a retard.
>> hoshi
i have this manga. It's called Short Cuts. I have volume 1 but sadly i lent it to a friend who never returned it. pretty hot stuff in there.
>> Anonymous
>>514576
I'm pretty sure he ment stoned as in beaten with stones, not turned to stone.
>> Anonymous
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>>514337
Something like this?
>> Anonymous
>>514567
b is the one with a vagoo
>> Anonymous
Easily A. Something pretty to look at is as important as a mouth for blowjobs, and besides, she can get seafood for me. Her hands would be useful in the kitchen also... ;)
>> Anonymous
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Do you love me?
>> Anonymous
I pick the mermaid with the vagina. Pleasantly exotic and she can bring me to other nearby islands that may hold more treasure. Then I'll come back to the civilized world with an army of mermaid soldiers at my command, sweeping across the port cities and raiding them.
>> Anonymous
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You must love me exactly as I love you
>> Anonymous
A. Blowjobs and boob jobs are always an option, plus it'd be nice to have company. Otherwise I might start talking to a volleyball or something.
>> Anonymous
A for sure, a vagoo and pooper is always nice but the fish thing would be a turn off and make it kinda difficult. If I ever have the urge to just hardcore fuck her, I could just put her in the water (I'm assuming she can breath underwater) and throat fuck the hell out of her. I dont think she'd choke cuz of her magical underwater breathing stuff so it'd be all good.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>515158


Mmmm... Baileys, so creamy...
>> Anonymous
When you think about it, A has to have pooper and vagoo. Otherwise they can't reproduce / take a shit.
>> Anonymous
>>515369
but it'd be scaly n shit, I'll stick with throat fucking.
>> Anonymous
why can't /d/ be more like this?
>> Anonymous
A or C.
>> Anonymous
A, because Nocturnal Illusion taught us all mermaids HAVE a vagoo.
>> Anonymous
She's got that Innsmouth look.
>> Anonymous
>>515418
I rename this thread "The Shadow Over /d/"
>> Anonymous
kirkisunbeatable.ytmnd.com/
'Nuff said!
>> Anonymous
B

Pussy & ass is better than just blowjobs.
>> Anonymous
Both look... edable.
>> Anonymous
a
>> Super Fly! !!S3XhqPkAHej
Why are people even choosing, 99% of 4chan would get discarded by either of them.
>> Anonymous
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Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?!