>>1042788
ah, sweet memories of last august
Good times.
>>1042794HERES TO A YEAR OF MELONFUCK
FOUR MORE YEARS OF MELONFUCK
its old but I don't care.
good old melonfuckand rofl at all the ppl who tried it!
So, out of curiosity, did anon ever come to a consensus on which melon was best to fuck and wouldn't burn your dick off if you tried it? Not that I'm tempted by the slick water orifice of a freshly purchased melon or anything...
>>1042888And a congratulations to those who worked to find sauce on the melon fuck!
>>1043015Damn it, I want to try this at least once without killing my dick.
>>1043035Me too anon, me too ;_;
Tried the cantaloupe. It makes loud queef type noises when you fuck it. Can get really messy too, seeds everywhere. It took me awhile to finish because I kept thinking about what it would feel like to accidentally get a seed stuck in my urethra. Other than that it felt pretty good.
>>1043071I'll have to try it
I bought a melon to try it but got my room mate made it into a fuit salad. Forgot to get another and never got round to trying it.
The key is to get your roommate to make it into a fruit salad AFTER you fuck it, not INSTEAD of you fucking it.
Also put it in the microwave for a couple of seconds. Not so long that you burn your dick, just so that it's nice and cozy.
melon fucking doesnt work, it doesnt. In the end you will find you can only get satisfaction from the rind around the hole. trust me.
What is that from? DO WANT!