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Also, if you're not using the shower head itself to masturbate, keep the water aimed away from you. Water getting between your hand and cock, no matter what you're using to lube, will make you have to work harder because it will interfere with the lubrication and slow you down. Aim it at a wall or as far away from you as you can (be careful because in certain environments constantly getting the walls wet can result in mildew; shower curtains have this problem big time).
And yeah, the stuff can clog your drain, but it's nowhere near as bad for that as hair is. You should be pouring Liquid Plumr or Drane-O down the drain every month or two to clear it out anyway, so that should keep things running smoothly as long as you're not jacking off into it, say, three or four times a day. If possible shoot right into the drain so it doesn't get stuck to the floor of the tub, walls or curtain--jizz gets very sticky very fast when it gets wet.
Honestly though, only reason I ever jack off in the shower is for privacy reasons. When I can, I prefer to do so elsewhere--especially since you can't take any fap material in with you unless there's a TV/DVD or some shit like that in your bathroom anyway. Mentally, think of whatever gets you off the fastest, because it really sucks if you run out of hot water while you're still fapping and don't have any to shampoo your hair or shit like that. If you're someone who takes a long time, take care of cleaning first before you even think about it. Also, if the bathroom has a lock, use it. If the shower has a glass door instead of a curtain you're highly susceptible to getting caught, especially if you're doing it while lying in the tub.
I need a goddamn girlfriend.
Correction, I just need a girl who wants to fuck me. Sex in the shower is much more fun than jacking off in it.
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