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Hey /d/.

So... I have a watersport fetish. Some (read: most) of you already know this.

I take my WS fetish to the real world, of course. It makes a nice addition to a cup of tea, no shit. Which leads me to my question.

So... I have to take a dump, but I've been holding in my piss all day. Is there any way of relaxing the rectal muscles so one can shit without relaxing the urethra and pissing? If so... how do i did it?

Oh, and watersport thread.
>> Treefire !sOEPmGyDXo
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>> Anonymous
You could always just clamp down and try to hold back some piss with sheer force.
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well I've done urethra play and have managed to pee when I want..and hold..it..so suck it up and hold the pee while pooping...I guess nothing simpler.
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just squeeze your dick between your thighs when you shit. closing it off from the balls up.

arc your back while you sit your nethers at the seat.
>> Anonymous
squat with your knees up by your chest
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Train yourself to hold your shit longer than you can hold your piss. I kind of do the same as you, and ran into the same problem. Now I can keep up my shit for 7-8 days if I want, but usually 4-5 days without feeling the need to take a shit.
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Also, some of my watersports, but I don't have much.
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>>679655
...you realize that's unhealthy, right?
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>>679664
Unhealthy how? I've been doing that for the past 2 years now, and I haven't had any problems with it yet.
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>> Anonymous
>>679534
Try doing Kegels, if you haven't already. Or, try getting a hard-on then drop your load. Personally, I find it much easier to drop a load then piss rather than vice-versa, and I hate it when I have to piss but can't because of 4chan giving me a raging boner.
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>>679702
Can't piss because of a boner?
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>> Anonymous
>>679704
It takes some work. I have to force certain muscles (whose name I cannot recall) to relax enough to get a flow going. Just the way I'm built, I guess. :/
>> Rawr
god it's annoying when you get a raging one ...and you have to pee and your in a hurry and so you stand at the urinal...trying to get the flow going till you finally get it..than the f-ing bell rings... ya I know..it sucks
>> Anonymous
>>679716f-ing bell rings
You have to be 18 or older to browse 4chan. And what kind of person gets offended by "fuck" on a fucking porn board?
>> Anonymous
Jesus you guys take watersports i a level i didnt think possible.
For me its Piss and shit. Then just drink like 32 oz of water and wait a little.
>> Rawr
look it's just a habit..fine...fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, damn happy now?
>> Anonymous
>>679751
Ok, now do something about how you've made it obvious you're still in school.
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>.> you can be 18 and still be in school....there took care of that.
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I have no idea what's going on.
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>> Anonymous
YOU ARE A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING AND SHOULD FEEL BAD
>> Anonymous
THANK YOU
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Lovely, time to submit my share to the masses ;3
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still on topic, try drinking 3 bottles of beer, 2 cups of coffee and a 2 liter of gatorade and try holding THAT during a boner T_T
>> Anonymous
>>680039

What's she pissing onto in this pic? I can't make it out because of the censoring
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needing to take a dump actually intensifies the urge to piss. that's kinda why when you loosen the 'back door', the front seems to kinda wanna swing open from the pressure... if that made any sense <_< >_>
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you could also try giving yourself an enema to help it along... although, I can't guarantee you'll like it... or not make a mess >_>
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THREAD OVER
>> Anonymous
+1
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>>680244
A mans face.