Leave it to me to forget text in my posts. Source of both (for me, at least) was here at one point or another. Obviously the first has a real source. I don't know it. The second came from a thread where someone was drawing whatever fetish people requested, and I asked for MC, so "here" really is the source. This one is from the last second of Project Boobs. Don't bother hunting it down; there's no worthwhile MC content--no worthwhile ANYTHING, really.
Leave it to me to also fail at reply.