Sup /d/! Been Lurking for a week or so and I thought I'd 'contribute' by presenting the weirdest non-supernatural eromanga I have seen yet. Its just a short story and I'll only post the , er, salient plot points. I don't know any japanese, so my interpretation is entirely bullshit.Part 1Meet Johnny. Johnny's walking home when he sees MILF, Loli, and Billy walking home too. MILF wants Johnny to babysit Loli. Who could say no?
Part 2What's the first thing you should do when babysitting? Take a bath with the kid. NAKED.
Part 3A wild Penis appears. What will Loli do?a) Run in fear.b) Curiously poke it.c) Curiously jerk it off.If you picked anything but c, welcome to /d/.
Part 4HAY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?....awkward.
Part 5Johnny seriously considers seppeku rather than being hauled off in the 4chan Party Van. Luckily, Mommy has a fever, and the only cure is COCK.(this is still pretty normal. Wait for it.)
Part 6A challenger appears!
Part 7Naturally they decide to play it cool and let Loli learn fellatio the hard way.(Still not weird. Here it comes.)
Keep going...
Part 8The daughter runs off and Johnny gets to work on MILF.PROBLEM: Billy is crying. Buzzkill.
yeah, what happens next?
Tell me they don't bring in Billy.
SOLUTION: Breastfeed Billy WHILE Mom is getted fucked.
... They brought in Billy.
Part 10Now Loli is feeling left out. Johnny has no tentacles, so he must finger her of course.
fukken awesome! continue please.
Part 11SO: We now have Johnny fucking the mom, who is breastfeeding Billy, while fingerbanging the daughter.I give you... THE ARISTOCRATS!
FinalAfterwards, Dad comes home to find everyone very relaxed. Then the daughter says something adorable that makes everyone laugh, like the end of a goddamn Scooby-Doo episode.I invite everyone to post their own dialogue for the girl.
SHit! Forgot pic.
Hmmm... cant think of anything for her to say...
translation ...
WHY IS IT ALL MIRRORED!?
Oh please this needs a translation ASAP!
This reminds me of an Aristocrats joke.... minus the scat...
>>376757LIES, translation can't possibly be as good as an "I've got no clue about moonspeak" interpretation
>>376672Welcome home dad, meet mommy's new sex friend!
you forgot page 8!!!
Why are all of the pages backwards? You can tell because the Japaneseseses(moonspeak) is flipped.
>>377140Yeah. It sucks for those of us that can actually read it.
Is that the full thing, or is there moar?