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Anonymous
Hello, fellow /d/eviants!

I love dickgirls. Love 'em. They're wonderful. My girlfriend, as it turns out, also likes them. She mostly comes here because she thinks that monstergirls are adorable, but she has no problem with dickgirls, either. So she has no problem with me browsing /d/, and filling her computer with them.

Anyway, a little while back, I discovered the Feeldoe, and brought it up with her. She was fine with the idea, and we went halfsies on one It came a few weeks ago, and we gave it a go. Not the best thing ever to happen to dicks since the beginning of history, but we both enjoyed it. Doesn't really work with her on top so much, but it was still enjoyable. But tonight, not two hours ago, we tried it a little bit different. First, with her behind, then with me on top.

Sweet Raptor Jesus. Best sex EVAR. She said that me on top was one of the hottest things ever, and I came in, what is for me, record time. So why am I telling you this? Not to brag. Okay, maybe just to brag just a little bit. Or a lot. Or, just as a product review of the Feeldoe, and a recommendation that you get the ladyfriend in your life to go buy one of these things.

tl;dr: Feeldoes are awesome, I have the best girlfriend in the world, and... Pictures of dickgirls and guys.
>> Anonymous
wut?
>> Anonymous
>>838122
where'd you find your girlfriend?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>838127
At a theater, actually.
>> Anonymous
Damn I wish my boyfriend was into /d
>> sage
>>838145

I could be your boyfriend.
>> Panda Boi
>>838139
sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>838145
>>838148
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
What the hell is this? Some thinly disguised sales pitch of some stupid sex toy?
1. I doubt you have a girl friend.
2. Nice use of a Raptor Jesus but no one on /d/ actually uses memes.
3. There are plenty of Dickgirl threads, use one.
Enjoy your sage.
>> Anonymous
>>838122
HOLY PIXELS BATMAN