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Anonymous
I am a masochist. This is a part of myself that I mostly accept. In the search for new things to do with myself (clamps on the tits having gotten old) I found a spare role of gorilla duct tape and started experimenting. One of my experiments was to apply tightly one long strip from my anus to the top of my pubic hair, right through my vagina. Basically sealing off every hole I had down there. I couldn't even pee if I wanted to. Then my brother came into the room. I really wanted a chance to masturbate before I took it off, but he needed to use my computer for homework. So I hung out in the room with him for 30 minutes reading a book, getting hornier the entire time as the tape applied direct pressure to my clit. Finally he was done and left the room. I started masturbating right way. The feeling of being completely sealed off was awesome. The little tugs of my pubic hair were making me wetter and wetter, I could tell and it was pooling together underneath the tape.

Then I had to take it off. The first tug was... how do I explain how painful this was. It felt like I was being burned. I pulled off some more. My pubic hairs were being pulled out by their roots and sticking all over the tape. Finally I couldn't take it anymore. I went to take a shower, bringing a pair of scissors with me. I began to cut the tape off hair by hair. I was terrified of cutting myself. Finally I got to last part, a part of my vagina that naturally had no hair. The tape was completely stuck. Each tug felt like my skin would come off. Incidentally, I was wetter than I have ever been in my life. Come was pouring out of my vagina and getting all over my fingers and the scissors and the tape. Finally I bit the bullet and closed my eyes, ripping the last part off. My relief was so profound that I moaned as the tape came away from my skin.
ITT: Weird things you have done while masturbating.
>> Anonymous
(cont)
I resolved never to do it again. Instead, the next night I experimented with tightly taping up my breasts. Interesting, but the main effect was to give me a bunch of welts and bruises on my breasts. Probably not a good idea.

Then, tonight I was sitting here remembering the good parts of taping my vagina. How turned on I had been. The feeling of being seeled off. And I did it again.

This time, all of my hair was trimmed and probably still sensative from before. It was twice as painful. I practically cried in the shower. It still made really horny, but it wasn't worth it.


I hope this made you laugh, cry or come.
>> Anonymous
I did the same thing but with the hot wax and cloth strips you use to remove hair.
>> Captain Gary Eraklin, Thracian 18th
>>807730
all three
>> Anonymous
tl:dr
>> Anonymous
>>807730

I think your efforts are misplaced. I know how it is (I'm a masochist). You should look into self bondage. Nipple clamps for example, can be made much more frustrating if you're tied up and can't take em off for a while. Add a gag, blindfold, some bondage, maybe some insertables ;)
>> Captain Gary Eraklin, Thracian 18th
>>807736
for girls, hrmmm, those vibrating panties rock, esp when the controls are in your purse....

and nipple clamps while walking around, same as a dildo or w/e
>> Anonymous
Maybe you should try using something other than duct tape.

Electric tape comes to mind.
>> Dimdom
I don't think tape is the right way to go at all. If you're ready to invest, but a chastity belt ;)

If not, get some rope, learn to tie a crotchrope. Then you might be on the right way to learning some self bondage.
>> Anonymous
you know, i kinda hate to be the first one to say this.

but what the fuck?
>> Anonymous
You could find sneaky ways to get your friends to be the cause of your sensations. That way they are more of a surprise.
>> Dimdom
>>807741

look up "paraphilia" and you might understand better
then move on to "masochism"

always glad to help
>> Anonymous
>>807746
i mean i get it, i know the terminology. but what the fuck?

i guess what i always like about /d/ is that it's traditionally about crazy cartoon shit, to put it simply. real life shit kinda changes the dynamic.
>> Anonymous
OP
>>807754
Honestly, I am here in /d/ because it mirrors my real life interests.
>> Anonymous
>>807754

Since late 2007 we been getting girlfags.
They don't post this shit in /b/ because a) TITS or GTFO and b) they get actual responses here (And far less trolls)
>> Anonymous
>>807756
truth
>> Captain Gary Eraklin, Thracian 18th
>>807756
More helpful than /tg/ most of the time too
>> Dimdom
For most people, the real truth is that any of the "normal" people you see during the day has the potential to be much more kinky than you, and they probably have no plans to reveal this to you.
>> Anonymous
sage for copypasta
>> Dimdom
>>807794

gb2/b/
>> Anonymous
I once used a candle to drip hot wax over my left arm and chest when I fapped. Then I accidentally dropped it and it went under the table while it was still burning.

Well, nothing happened.

And that was the most exciting thing I have ever done while masturbating.
>> Anonymous
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There was a time I did a lot of selfbondage and actually did this (allthough I'm male so I had to change some things).

Still, it's quite an experience just because of the pressure applied (just be careful not to apply too much of it)
>> Anonymous
>>807729
>>807730
I'd like to try this myself, but i have very little pubic hair. I've trimmed it to perfection and really dont want to lose it...would this still work if i didnt put tape over the hair, just on my skin/clit/ass?
>> Anonymous
This is a copypasta... it was posted here, on /b/ and on /r9k/ with mere minutes between each posting.
>> Dimdom
>>807844

it may be the case, but OP expresses a genuine interest in the subject
>> Anonymous
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>>807847
Then you can ignore my comment and post some bondage.
>> Dimdom
     File :-(, x)
>>807849

k =)
>> Anonymous
>>807801
Am I wrong? I hate /b/, but it doesn't take a genius to see what this is.
>> Anonymous
me and my girlfriend are pretty normal and horribly cute. why did we start to strangle each other last time we fucked?
>> Anonymous
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>>807856
We might as well let this turn into a bondage thread while at the same time the odd sad faggot talks about their fetishes IRL
>> Anonymous
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>>807860
Not to say bondage is a fetish you *can't* do IRL but talking about real-life equivalents of stuff you've seen on /d/ is like watching Bugs Bunny levitate off the ground using his ears and then saying "lol I could do that"

(forgot my pic)
>> Anonymous
I don't care if it's been posted on 3 boards at once. OP could just have really wanted a response. I'll respond like it's a normal post anyway.

>>807729
>>807730

That is so fucking hot. But I have to second>>807740's suggestion - a chastity belt. Buy one, put it on, and give the key to a friend or someone else you trust. Give them a set of criteria under which you're allowed it back.

Or, alternatively, you could put the key somewhere safe, and then ask /d/ every week if you're allowed to take it off yet. FAP FAP FAP.

(Also, I know it sounds weird, but if you go to the female circumcision thread on gurochan's /req/ board, there's a manga posted in there about half way down where girls from some island culture get sewn up and sealed with a waxy substance, then get it removed years later when their pussies have closed up and they can't have sex. Might be good masturbation material for you.)
>> Anonymous
>>807967
Im not finding it.
Could you please give a link?
Would love it.
>> Anonymous
>>808069
Never mind, i found it.
http://orz.gurochan.net/req/kareha.pl/1199972514/l50
>> JV
I thought girls were only in /u/. Interesting. Nice you see you, she-anon. Anyway, back to the topic at hand.

I've never really done anything interesting, but I have done things that were painful, such as using soap as lube and burning my penis.

It was like a sunburn, a really painful sunburn, on my penis.
>> Anonymous
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>>808089

Oh god, I've done that. NEVER AGAIN.

Also, incidentally, /d/ is where I met my girlfriend - before RP threads were bawwwwwwwwwwbanned by the mods - although we were very lucky in that we lived close to each other. /d/ has quite a few girls, I think.
>> Anonymous
>>808209
Incidentally, we need some kind of anonymous dating system.
>> Anonymous
>>808209
moar chastity belts plz
>> Anonymous
>>808216
Truth be told, we actually have one.

Only problem is that all in my city we are 14 straight males.
>> Anonymous
ive done the whole, duct tape thign, and even repeating the whole going to the shower, to cut off whats left.

ive never rly found anything to be even close to worthwhile. (out of the random stuff i thought would be fun/kinky)
>> Anonymous
Damn that's really somethin' ;)

Will be fappin' away to thatun
>> Anonymous
With respect to sealing up, there are always plugs that work quite well in that capacity. Be a bit wary of them though as extensive use can result in some rather strange effects over time, specifically the decline of being able to tell when you actually do have to use the bathroom or not. From those I've spoken to, this sort of thing isn't relevant for short term use.

With respect to strange things that we've done with masturbation... When I was much younger I had gotten ahold of a dildo that I would put to good use in my room when I thought that I was completely alone. One day I was doing my thing when I was interrupted, and since I was already almost completely dressed as is I just pulled my pants up in a blind panic when the door knob started to turn [nobody around here knocked back then, apparently], with the toy still in me. My mother needed me to go and do something, which led to doing something somewhere else, which led to going shopping at a few stores, which led to dinner at my grandparent's house, and so on. Nearly 10 hours of this little bit of cock shaped jelly wriggling, emitting a subtle hum as it danced around, stirring me up inside. By the time I had a chance to do something about it, the batteries had long since died.

May not be /d/ material, but certainly fits the question.
>> Anonymous
I haven't done any wierd stuff myself, but I've heard it's common for guys to use bike handles and shampoo bottles
>> Anonymous
>>808230
If it makes you feel any better, it's not like it's cruise-control even when there are girls. There's a whole lot of anonidate girls in my city (montréal) and there's still problems. One being that a lot of them are underage.
>> Anonymous
Wait 4chan dating service?

WUT?
Please explain, despite disrespecting the topic at hand in doing so.
Or link.
>> Anonymous
>>808312
Marry. Me..
>> Anonymous
>>807869
u analogizin' AWFUL
>> Anonymous
>>808366
Anonidate.com

Not very efficient though.
>> Anonymous
>>807729
Btw, WOW that was hot... Im gonna savour that one... Moar?
>> Anonymous
Kind of strange, but two nights ago, I was driving down a deserted road (limit was 30). I decided to drive with my knees and fap. I only did it about 45 seconds or so, because I reached a turn...

Anyone else ever try to fap while driving?
>> Anonymous
I once shot myself in the foot while masturbating. I had my .22 on the table next to me. Got really into it and knocked the gun off the table. Apparently the safety wasn't quite set. The sound shocked me into orgasm. It took like ten seconds before I realized what happened.

I lied at the hospital. Said I'd been cleaning it (the gun that is)
>> Anonymous
>>808415
Only by sitting in the back seat on a way too long journey...
We drive a hiace, my dads work car. Six seats, tinted windows in the back. My brother was asleep (he sat on the other side of the row) and the backs of the front row are very high, so i tried to masturbate by rubbing my cock. Had i had time and lust, i would have made it.
>> Anonymous
>>808417
That's awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>808312
Are you serious? They didn't let out of their sight for 10 hours, not even to piss? You can't be serious.
>> Anonymous
>>808442
Oh, but keeping it in there cant have been bad for you, either :3
>> Anonymous
>>808442
Where was she to put it? In her pocket?
>> Anonymous
>>808312
Fake story is fake as hell.
>> Anonymous
>>808448
I didn't mean she should have had the opportunity to take it out, but to turn it off.

>>808408
We could make it a bit more efficient for us by using /d/ memes in our profiles/intro messages.
>> Anonymous
>>807729
I don't care if it's true or not, that was hot. Pussy torture is the absolute best.
>> GenderQueer !dSsVR48M6g
>>807844
Was it posted on /b/?

Because I only posted it on /r9k/
>> Anonymous
>>808442
And after you pull a nice shiny dildo out of your butt at your grandparent's home, what exactly do you intend to do with it then. Sure, I had opportunities to remove it, but the majority of my opportunities would result in an even stranger situation if I were to have taken them. Certainly not going to do it in some public bathroom, I'd have to abandon it completely in that situation, and toys were hard for me to come by as a kid. Anyways, after an hour or two once it is obvious nobody is keen to what is going on, the embarrassment kinda wears off, and then it's just kinda nice.

Probably actually spawned by interest in covert public stuff.
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
>>808415
why not just fap one-handed?i've done it, by sliping a mini vibe into my pants whilst driving, but failed to reach orgasm.pissed me off, really.
>> GenderQueer !dSsVR48M6g
>>808480
And the only reason I posted it here was because I figured it might be relevant to your interests.
>> GenderQueer !dSsVR48M6g
>>808415
used a vibe while driving
>> Anonymous
>>808481
Except a normal person would just put it in a pocket in his/her pants. The story should have said that the person was wearing a dress or something similar. Not pants, that's a big mistake.
>> Anonymous
>>808408
rofl, ppl say they only see guys around them, i only saw girls around where i live XD
>> Anonymous
>>808499
That be great sitting there and a dildo falls out of your pocket.
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
>>808489
lol, did you know that they actually make vibes that are powered by your car cig jack these days? but goddamnit, can't find a link!
>> Anonymous
>>808481
Oops, forgot there are no girls on the internets.
>> Anonymous
>>807730

Give me your AIM, e-mail, phone number.

Something.
>> Anonymous
I do some self-bondage but mostly striking with a riding crop or the nipple clamps. Nothing too fancy o.O
>> Anonymous
>>808417
lol, epic
>> Anonymous
I knew I was weird but I thought there'd be more weird stuff than on here... I once poured hot wax on my cock whilst masturbating.. I can get pretty ferocious... I also bought a vibrator which I occasionally stick in my ass... which makes a change...
>> commissoner cemex !!VCf0v3aW8V2
>>807730

Made me laugh a bit
>> Anonymous
>>808486
>>808489

Don't have a vibe, and I kind of get turned on by the risk of driving no handed while fapping. Although I may try it one handed...that may work better.

Way back when in high school, I shoved some balled up toilet paper up my ass; that was alright, but it was a bitch to get out.

Also, has anyone ever tried an empty balloon up the ass, then filling it with warm water? I've heard some things...
>> Anonymous
>>807729
Wish I knew a female as awesome as that... then again, I wouldn't know it if I did most likely
>> Anonymous
>>808647
Did that once with a baggie and a rubber band, don't quite remember how. I managed to get it to inflate INTO me when I sat on it, but I think I sat down too hard =__=

I DID try just putting air up there like a dumbass. Not recommended. Also, overfilling a waterbaloon into your ass so it explodes sounds so fucking awesome (slim kind, not pear kind!)
>> Anonymous
I stuck my dick in a blender.

best orgasm ever
>> Anonymous
>>808670
what
>> Anonymous
Once long ago, I was fapping, and I had decided to experiment in anal play. So, I went into my bathroom and took out the plumbers helper aka the plunger, and slowly worked it up inside of me. I don't know how far I was able to get the wooden handel up my anus, if I'd have had a ruler or something I would have measured.

As I felt it come up inside of me, I grew so stiff and so hard I couldn't believe it, I kept wanking myself and feeding more of the plunger inside of my ass until finally, I pressed against my prostate, and exploded in the most furious orgasm I've had in my entire solo career.
>> Anonymous
just a rubber band around the balls now and then