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Inflate or explode rem !xJe/KWRgRs
Hey /d/,
The other night, i managed to get my hands on a hand powered air pump I tore off something else- like the one in the picture. I'd always wanted to try inflation but I never had a chance before now.

I'd read that you won't see yourself balloon and if it hurt you had to stop RIGHT away. Keeping this in mind, I stuck it in and pumped. That felt GOOD, scary, but good- I was wet instantly. A dozen more or so times with no pain and I had already came. Yay.

What I'd read next was that i'd fart a lot and be on my merry way. That was when the pain began, gut wrenching pain and not any sort of pain I could get off to. Suddenly inflation wasn't so sexy anymore, as I curled up into a ball on the bathroom floor and prayed I wasn't about to rupture something internally.

So /d/, obviously I made it, though I was sick for an hour. Let's have an inflation thread in honor of the people enjoying themselves (and repopulate d)!
>> rem !xJe/KWRgRs
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
hey is there a pregnant hentai forum here now?
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
>>778141
remember kids:don't try this at home.
>> rem !xJe/KWRgRs
>>778169
=__= they make it look so fun... and it didn't go so horribly with water...
>> Anonymous
>>778163
yum.bbwchan.org
>> Anonymous
fart a lot?

were you putting air up your ass, or up your cunt?
>> rem !xJe/KWRgRs
>>778235
My ass, as is customary with inflation.
>> Eric Bauman !!U1H07yuCWLG
...Y..You tried something you saw in HENTAI?
>> Anonymous
have fun with your hernia
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
>>778172
may want to stick with liquids, then.gases are too unpredictable,methinks.
although i kinda lol at the thought of someone trying inflation with helium...sick mind, me.
>> Anonymous
>>778169
First rule of /d/.

Of course, I've seen people on /d/ talking about their urethra sounding. Makes me flinch every time.
>> Anonymous
The intestines can handle gas pressure pretty well, otherwise you would need to take a trip to the emergency room every time you needed to fart. Holding the gas in won't feel good, though, and if some part of your intestines fold in such a way as to block emission of the gas, you'll be in pain until enough gas leaks past it to relieve the pressure.

Still not a good idea to try somthing you saw in a hentai, though. It's never as sexy and always way grosser in real life than in a cartoon.
>> rem !xJe/KWRgRs
>>778378
I'd seen it in real life.... there's a surprising amount, women that fill up like balloons and look pregnant.

And what you described is pretty much how it happened, took hours but it all made it's way out one way or another. .___.;
>> Anonymous
Tried it with water before. ^^ With one of those large, plastic syringes. Didn't come but was very wet. And my colon was nice and clean afterward! :D
>> Anonymous
yea stick to water, free colon cleansing and it just sort of escapes on it's own
>> Anonymous
There are people that can get up to pregnant with triplets size. But they arent able to lead normal lives. You basically fill yourself up with water till your full, then jam in a buttplug since your not going to be able to hold it all in on your own. Hold it in for most of the day. Then do that like 4 times a week. Youll be bale to slowly add more and more each time as your intestines stretch larger and larger. After about 2 or 3 years of doing this you, will be able to get HUEG, but unless you are on supplements your going to have hardcore vitamin deficiencies since everything is always gettign flushed out of your guts all the time, and your not going to be bale to take a shit normally unless you stop doing. Your intestines will be so stretched, that they wont be able to push shit through you normally, and from wearing the buttplug all the time your anus wont be able to hold shit in. Say hello to diapers, or 24/7 buttplugs!
>> Anonymous
>>778653
24/7 butt plug is making me hard.
>> Anonymous
>>778653
But wait... that... that means... someone... someone did this... I... my brain... no... -whimper- nooo...
>> Anonymous
>>778679

welcome to the internet buddy
>> Anonymous
/r/ing more infor and sites.
>> Anonymous
Someone, somewhere, has tried to do anything you can imagine, and probably a lot of stuff you can't. Until the internet, most people never heard about these things. Now we not only hear of them, but can stream video of the (usually tragic) results.

It is truly a wonderful time to be alive.
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
>>779029
oh you mean like the guy and the horse?poor bastard...
>> Anonymous
>>779031
No, he means BME as well as the horse. lol
>> Anonymous
>>779031
It needs moar Mr Hands, no exceptions.
>> rem !xJe/KWRgRs
>>778851
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9sQk_WuwhuM here's a mildly unsexy inflation video. and before anyone says "FAKE!!!" he lifts up his shirt and you can see how distended he gets.
>> Anonymous
>>779107
Hrmm... I wonder if anyone has tried inflating a horse
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
hm...a search of gross stuff on encyclopedia dramatica ended up with me rofl...maybe i need (better) psychiatric help...
>> Anonymous
>>779127
Extreme Hole has a video of a woman who uses a fish tank airpump to inflate her belly, its rather a slow process, but she gets a rather noticable belly.
>> Anonymous
>>779140
THAT was hot.
>> Question Time??!?! Anonymous
...what would happen if you were to inflate someone with water and just kept going and going. And i'm talking just constant... i mean, i know they'd obviously die before anyone starts being clever...but like...how exactly...
>> Anonymous
>>779324
Probably rupture the intestines and bleed out.
>> Anonymous
>>779324
The intestine would eventually begin to stretch beyond it's capacity and a tear would form. As the water and toxins in the large intestine poison your body the water would proceed into the small intestine and eventually make its way into your stomach. If it even got this far without rupturing the large intestine you'd be a goner anyway simply from over hydration.
>> Anonymous
>>778141
You're a fucking idiot.
>> count /b/lackula !5pkah5lHr6
>>779515
DAMN YOU BIBLE BLACK AND YOUR LIES!!!
>> Anonymous
More than just rupturing your intestines...the water would flood everything out the wrong way if that happened...like...you'd be choking up your own shit...fuck...oh nasty...terrible thoughts...
>> Anonymous
Just FYI, water has its own health risks. Flushing out your colon with water removes a lot of bacteria, yes, but some of that bacteria is beneficial. Eating a lot of bran would be a much healthier way to "clean things out". Water(unless done in excess) isn't that serious though. And it sure is fun.
>> Anonymous
OP... Read wiki or safety tutorials before you do stuff like this
>> barrel-ass !9kbJjvwmwE
>>779608
got a link to those things?
>> Anonymous
>>778141
>>778143
>>778153
>>778158
source?
>> Anonymous
>>779140

Link?
>> Anonymous
I can remove my shower head from my shower hose. I've had some fun with that, nothing like giving yourself an enema.
>> Anonymous
Air + internal organs never = good.
>> Anonymous
>>779029
lol
>> Anonymous
does anyone have a gif of the bible black inflation thing?
>> Anonymous
>>779863
Never tried it that way (I usually focus on the clit)...
>> Anonymous
protip for OP: next time you try this (if there is one) when you feel that pain afterwards you should roll to one side with your ass elevated, stay there for a minute or so and then roll to the other...The bowels are like a big maze, doubling back and fourth, you probably had a pocket that built up but rolling from side to side with your rear slightly elevated will help work it out much faster.
>> Anonymous
>>779136
Damn't--now I want to see that.
>> Anonymous
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>>780044
>>779863
There are shower toys that can facilitate this a little easier

http://www.extremerestraints.com/shower-enema-system_111.html

It's douche/enema nozzle is outfitted for use as a shower attachment. The large nozzle is 5 inches (15cm) long and the other is 3.5 inches. Attach your enema nozzle/tip to the 6-foot (2m) metal hose. On the other end of the hose is a valve which is designed to screw into your shower. Both your shower head and the enema nozzle will be tied to the water supply. The valve will direct the water flow to the nozzle and to the shower head.
>> Anonymous
>>778141

I don't think it'd be a good idea to inflate yourself again. I don't know if the same would hold for rectum and intestines, but I've heard of women who got air bubbles in their vagina from their lover blowing hard into it, and having embolisms from an air bubble getting into a blood vessel and moving up to the brain.
Not trying to scare you, but I just want you to be careful so you can have a long life of perverted fun. Peace.
>> Anonymous
Most things not penis-shaped & vagoo = bad.

Lots of air & bowels = bad

Pure water & bowels = bad

Go to rosebutt board, and do a search. They want you to be alive and perverted.
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>>778653
I don't think you know exactly how huge you're talking here. I don't think that's physically possible.
>> Anonymous
>>780126
So glad I don't want children. @_@

So so glad.