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Anonymous
Okay, I wanted to ask you guys a question. Normally I would've posted on /b/ but seeing as the subject is kinda weird and there are fewer jackasses here, I'm more likely to get a decent response as opposed to allegations of copypasta.

A couple days ago I was working on a project for work when I started feeling kinda light-headed. I passed it off as sleep deprivation and continued my work (this is where things get odd). After a few minutes, I realized that my nipples felt sensitive (I am a guy, so this is obviously a bit of a strange occurrence). I continued to work, although my attention was quite diverted at the time. After a while, I got up to use the bathroom. I got into the bathroom and did my business, but just as I finished getting the last few drops of piss out, my lower body shuddered and I went numb for a couple seconds. Then I felt something odd. I looked down and saw that I was in the middle of an orgasm without feeling much in the way of pleasure. I was attempting to shit at the time so I was sitting on a toilet; It had happened without me touching any part of my body - short of my knees, where I was resting my elbows. Could someone explain to me what the hell happened? Did I have some sort of waking wet-dream or what?

Pic partially related, but mainly posted for hawtness
>> Anonymous
too much 4chan
>> Anonymous
you don;t happen to be in opium withdrawal do you
>> Anonymous
OP here

>>590156
Erm... Unless I'm getting it in my sleep, no.
>> Anonymous
Have you taken any sort of drugs, including alcohol? If so, how much?
Have you masturbated recently?

I'm no doctor so I probably can't help, but now I'm curious as to what happened as well.
>> Anonymous
OP here

>>590159

The only drugs I take are Strattera (85mg) and Zoloft (150mg).

The day before that, I was pretty much here for seven hours straight. I think you can associate the rest.
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
>>590161

Antidepressants tend to have sexual side effects (I used to be on Zoloft and Paxil), but that usually involves making it HARDER to have an orgasm, not spontaneously causing them.
>> Anonymous
>>590161
>A significant minority of adult male patients taking Strattera suffer minor to severe sexual side effects, including erectile dysfunction, retrograde ejaculation, painful orgasm, and the decoupling of orgasm from ejaculation, wherein ejaculation takes place up to ten seconds before or after orgasm.
There's your problem. It's the Strattera.
I used to take that as well, though I never got such weird side-effects.
>> Anonymous
>>590169

Huh...
That's odd.
*queue "The More You Know"*
>> Anonymous
I'm no expert, but it seems to me that you have AIDS
>> Anonymous
>>590173
Just remember that whenever your body does weird shit, it's most likely the fault of something you put into it.
>> Anonymous
OP here

>>590176

Thanks for the info /d/. I'm glad that I have somewhere to turn when crazy-ass shit starts happening. Not to mention actually being helpful.

As payment, I'll Crapidshit my sauce file for my pic.
>> Anonymous
OP here

>>590181

Crapidshit uploaded.

http://rapidshare.com/files/55741858/AmBiVaLeNZ.rar.html

I'll put it in /rs/ too
>> Anonymous
>>590148
thats how i had my first orgasm by aciadent i did not masterbate or anything yet i was 13 it hapend to me the same way when i first had it i thoght somthing was wrong with me and it felt weird i did not like it intel today i know what it is now
>> Anonymous
I had a similar reaction when I was on anti-depressants, though it was nothing pleasurable at the time, just random jizz. I forget whether or not it was Zoloft, they had put me on and off all sorts of crap.

And yeah, I've noticed people at /d/ seem to be nicer than any of the other boards, oddly enough. :p
>> Anonymous
>>590614

it's the anti-depressants.
>> ??
>>590614
When you find somebody who isn't, they're either a troll or some sort of idiot who isn't a regular.

Hell, I've seen tech support questions answered here without incident, and with board-related images throughout the thread.
>> Anonymous
Personally, when anything goes numb, I think "blood clot". Even if there are "positive" effects (like sponataneous orgasm), you really ought to get that checked out.

If you're going numb anywhere, that tends to mean that blood is not getting where it needs to go, and that might have triggered an orgasm with numbness.
>> Anonymous
>>590300
that was like what? a year ago?
>> Lo Lee Hung Wang
OP pic sauce plzx
>> Anonymous
>>590653
lern 2 read?
>> Anonymous
>>590614
maybe cause /d/ can understand and relate to a large variety of people in way /d/ understands you ??? or maybe /d/ doesn't shun oddities but embraces them??
IDK but still pain ful orgasm sounds oxymoronish
>> Anonymous
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>>591114
>>590300
Stop posting.