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Anonymous
x-posted from /h:

is it possible to fap yourself to death?
>> Anonymous
Yes.
>> Anonymous
Yes, I died that way, but I got better.
>> Anonymous
tried, but sore arms and dick were the only result...

Im quite sure Death by sex is possible. but how to test it?
>> Anonymous
yes you can die. you see, your vertabreigh gets tangled up in your scrotum, resulting in premature osmosis. which is the leading cause of aids among your periphrasis.

The aftermath of what is only known as emphysematous is also prohibited due to the masculine sclerosis of your genes
>> Anonymous
>>376541
Thank you, doctor House.
>> Anonymous
Needs moar priapism.
>> Anonymous
A few years back there was a scientific report stating that those that fapped around a hundred times a year lowered their chances of a heart attack. The big joke then was that your very life is in your hand.
>> Anonymous
faping too mutch also gave me a hernia
>> Anonymous
we could send it to MythBusters.
>> Anonymous
This is not /b/