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Anonymous
hey /d/, how do I pick up fat chicks?
>> Anonymous
With a crane.
>> Anonymous
Don't try to lift with your back. Lift with your legs.
>> Anonymous !!walw6pK4Alo
Work out more.
>> Anonymous
>>1035724

This. You'd think fat chicks would go for out-of-shape guys, but no.
>> Anonymous
Did you mean rape when you said pick up? Otherwise, IDK.
>> Anonymous
i was saying forklift myself...
>> Anonymous
same as any other girl.
1 approach
2 strike up conversation. drop compliments, ask questions, look interested in what she says
3 ask for phone number
4 post moar plump chicks or risk allegations of faggotry
>> Anonymous
>>1035751
I agree with the posting suggestion... but I still say a crane is the most practical machine for the job.
>> Anonymous
If they're the 'I'm big but I KNOW I'm sexy' type, pick up same as any other girl.

If they're the mousy type--IE the chubby nerd-girl--you can't pick them up; they probably don't feel secure in their appearance. You can, however, establish a relationship with them and see where it goes. Best if they're already friends.

If they're they are in denial about their weight or truly don't know that they're big, stay the fuck away.
>> Anonymous
>>1035791

This. Also keep in mind that most nerdy fat girls are wary of male attention and might respond with hostility, since they probably spent most of high school getting picked on by dicks who think it's funny to "hit on" unpopular girls.

Fuck men.
>> Anonymous
or just say
"wanna fuck"

about 3/4 of them will respond posativly as they cant get it anywhere else
>> Anonymous
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>>1035803
Hey you... what part of no women on the internets don't you fucking get?
>> Anonymous
I have a better question: How do you NOT pick up fat chicks? I'm a thin guy, but for some reason everything over 180 wants to crush my love bones.
>> Anonymous
You got PLURAL DICKS?!? 0_o
>> Anonymous
>>1035807

Fuck you, I'm not a woman. I'm anon. Dick.
>> Anonymous
Put a Big-Mac by your exposed dick. When they come, and they will come... from miles around, to CONSUME that hefty sammach you need to hope to god that your dick does not get bitten off. They are quite viscous when they are hungry.
>> Anonymous
>>1035813
i lol'd first at the big mac part
i lol'd again when i took into account how the typo changes the meaning of the statement
>> Anonymous
>>1035812
The rules state anon. is male... even when anon. is a female. Fucker.
>> Anonymous
>>1035813
But still slow and easily exhausted. I'd give you're dick about a 1/5 chance of making it out of the feeding in one piece.
>> Anonymous
>>1035815

Uhhh, oh hey, wasn't that my point? WHY YES IT WAS.

People post some fucking porn with your replies already.
>> Anonymous
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Two words. Oprah. Fat chicks fuckin loooooove them some Oprah.
>> Anonymous
OP:
You really, really don't want to pick up fat chicks. Trust me on this. Once you get her naked, you'll be wishing she wasn't.

And seriously, how are you NOT able to pick up a fat chick?
>> Anonymous
>>1035823
That is sorta weak man.
>> Anonymous
want more pedobear chan, please good sir?
>> Anonymous
FAT CHICK POONTANG OFTEN SMELLS OF B.O. AND ROTTEN MACDONALDS. I SUGGEST YOU DEVELOP A FETISH FOR SOMETHING LESS OFFENSIVE TO THE SENSES OR THAT YOU HUFF ENOUGH PAINT THAT YOU CAN NO LONGER SMELL SUCH HORRENDOUS ODERS. GOOD DAY SIR.
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>>1035823

This is true. Chunky animu girls are hot because you don't see all the hideousness associated with obesity(first and foremost, the skin problems and general greasiness). Thick girls are very appealing to me, but there are too few of them and too many land-whales out there.
>> Anonymous
>>1035839

this man speaks the truth. the reason why people who like thick women get harassed about it is because there's far more blubbery monstrosities than there are nicely curved beauties. shit sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>1035803
And you think women are complete fucking angels? You think that no woman ever falsely led a man on, just to later reveal that she was doing it for laughs?

No, anon, YOU are the sexists.

I always just say fuck humanity in general. If you think about it, everybody's a dick or a failure, no matter where you go. It has nothing to do with country of origin, race, gender, etc. People just fucking suck.
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>>1035839
Fat fem anon here.
I've always been big and never had any problems with greasy skin. or acne.
As advice from a fat fem anon, Talk to us normally and that'll get you further than any pick up line.
>> Anonymous
>>1035856

>blah blah blah lies blah blah blah
>> Anonymous
>>1035859
Still can't believe there are girls on the internet huh?
>> Anonymous
>>1035860

I was remarking on the unlikely event of a fat girl not have issues with greasy skin or at least a reasonably high level of B.O. and fat people stank.

Unhealthy is as unhealthy appears to be.
>> Anonymous
>>1035862
second
>> Anonymous
>>1035856

>IM HUNGREH. GET ME SOME CHEEZBURGERS IN MAH PUSSEH. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
>> Anonymous
same way you pick up all girls. go to a puplic place, and pace around nervously until they approach you. Oh, and remember playing a nintendo ds is like catnip to bitches. just ask chris chan
>> Anonymous
>>1035856
Fanon, thats your avice because it may work with you, I just hate when somebody states an opinion like a "fact" and relates this to the general, fat chiks normally are too busy eating and reading, depending on some regions you live in. I live in New York and here fat chikcs think they are queens of Atlantis, so you think it be easier to pick up but NOOOOOO, they are way over themselves. You got the queen-wannabe whale and then you have the constant reading and eating whale.
>> Anonymous
>>1035803
I'm a guy, and I have this problem with girls, for the same reason.
>> Anonymous
fat girls have hot and skinny friends, like any social genre. For the person seeking the fatties, know that they will emulate the behavior of the friends around them, which in this case, is to be just as shallow and conceited as their skinny counterparts.
>> Anonymous
>>1035856

You're "big and fat", why the fuck would I talk to you? I'd rather get with a delicious, curvy girl. You may think "what's the difference?" Well, the difference is that you're built like a coke can and a curvy girl is built like a coke bottle.
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>>1035702
my god. this is a srs thread. fuck you and work out more. Or at least quit eating.

>>1035856
you, too, fatty
>> Anonymous
>>1035808
This. I'm quite fragile and I'm constantly in fear of being crushed by a walking house. It disgusts me to see fat people; fat people should all be killed fucking pieces of shit.
>> Anonymous
>>1035702
FORKLIFT
>> Anonymous
NOOO THX
K BAI
>> Anonymous
Wow, so much hate.

When the fuck did /d/ become filled with new idiots?
>> Anonymous
Myself I have no problems with picking up girls whatsoever, for girls with loli-like bodies I play the seme, and for curvy onee-san's I play the uke, that's as simple as it is. Maybe I'm just lucky but I've got a 100 % success rate if I actually decide to hit on someone. I can't always make up my mind though, even if I like the girl.
>> Anonymous
>>1035721
epic
>> Anonymous
>>1036037curvy onee-san, uke

Weeaboos don't get laid. Even people who don't know what a weeaboo is instinctively hate their fucking guts.