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Anonymous
Hay /d/. Have a hot DG.

SO.... my girlfriend dumped me today, why? Because she was looking around my computer for some tv shows to watch and found my /d/ folder... it's mostly dickgirls and a few tentacles some other random stuff.
Anyway, she gathered up her stuff, called me a fag, and said she never wants to see me again.

So I'd like to take this opportunity to thank /d/ for everything that has made it's way into that folder over the last year or so. I love you /d/.
And who knows, maybe someday I'll meet a girl who likes dickgirls too ;)
>> Anonymous
Close-minded bitches need to fuck off. You'll be happier without somebody like her.
>> Anonymous
uh.... you're welcome?
>> Anonymous
Shit, my last gf was cool with this stuff and wanted to eat my asshole, but I had to dump her because she was a moody, yelling bitch.
>> Anonymous
post your entire /d/ folder, or at least more of this artist!
winning internets would make you feel good, no?
>> Anonymous
>>311140
I think the pros outweighed the cons here.
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
She was lucky you didn't get the chance to throw her out on her ass.
>> Anonymous
And this is why the world would be a better place if real dickgirls existed. I'm not talking trannies here, I mean REAL dickgirls.
>> Anonymous
>>311162
Don't forget tentacles!
>> Anonymous
>>311163
tentacles already exist.

they just dont tend to rape people.
>> Anonymous
>>311172
truer words have never been spoken
>> Anonymous
>they just dont tend to rape people.

This is why we can't have nice things.
>> Anonymous
shes just pissed you didnt post her in /s/
>> Anonymous
>>311184
What, like the illegitimate children of tentacle-rape victims?
>> Anonymous
Sorry she dumped you, hon.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm female.
>> CHAN
sorry anonymous. better luck next time!
>> Anonymous
I just dumped my gf because she was insane.

Insane. Literally. Self-destructive too. I was always tempted to tell her about my /d/ fascination, but never did. Self-destructive people are difficult to show things to.

So anyway. No girl, but /d/ is still here. Score. I win.
>> Anonymous
I remember some guy a while back talking about how his girlfriend found his dickgirl folder, and it led to them trading pictures.

I liked that story better.
>> Anonymous
Girls that like dickgirls are out there. My first girlfriend likes them, and my fiance likes them.
>> Anonymous
Hahaha, I know it's kinda messed up to laugh, but cmon, it's kinda funny. And besides, better to laugh than to cry.

Anyways, i've made sure every folder is hidden related to porn, and i've layered my /d/ stuff inside my normal porn folder, so she's gotta find 2 hidden folders, and considering at home she uses AOL and has me do pretty much everything computer related for her, i think it's safe... I think...
>> Anonymous
Anyone know if Geek Squad searches you computer for illegal material when they fix them?
>> Anonymous
>>311428
I am a Geek Squad Agent, and no, we don't but if we accidentally come across it, we have the FBI on speed-dial.
>> Anonymous
>>311428

Why are you even asking this? It implies that you have something to hide. And also, you always move your private data elsewhere (like a USB hard drive or CD/DVD) before giving your computer to a repair service of some sort.
>> Anonymous
/d/ > girlfriend
>> Anonymous
You're welcome.
>> Anonymous
I'm so very lucky to have a girlfriend that will indulge my /d/ fantasies.
>> Anonymous
my gf downloads porn FOR me, but not dickgirls.
>> Anonymous
This is dangerously close to roleplaying, and thats not a joke about girlfriends on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
roleplay?
it's a decent, civilized discussion thread on the finer points of having a /d/ inclusive relationship.
also in the process proving that /d/ is more than just perverts as most people think we are.
>> Anonymous
I remember before i started to come here my friend told me he goes to /y/ and /h/....i told him i was in the /d/ area lookin and he looks at me weird.....then i realized that /y/ was the yaoi site and that my friend could be gay
>> Anonymous
OP, you should just date a tranny
>> Anonymous
this is a ridiculous thread. no one on 4 chan has a girlfriend. never has. nope. no way.
>> Anonymous
>>311559

Sounds like a bit of denial and sexual frustration to me.
>> Anonymous
>>311451
Ha ha, seconded.

OP, as long as you have /d/, you don't need a girlfriend anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>311550

Nah, trannies are usually kinda gross looking. Granted a few of them are incredibly hot, but I'd say over 95% of them are ugly as sin.
>> Gusy
>>311439

Why would you even go to the geek squad? Arn't all of us /d/-folk living in our parent's houses with the ability to consult do-it-yourself fixes?

God. Sorry Geek-squad. You'll never get business from me. You'd hate my computer.
>> MeSpecial
Meh. You're lucky to even have had a girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
my girlfriend knows about my tastes in pornography and she doesn't care...anyone who isn't understanding isn't worth the time
>> Anonymous
My girlfriend also browses 4chan and found my stash. She then admitted her like of dickgirls and there was lots of fun after that until we broke up for unrelated reasons. USMC deployments don\'t last long enough IMO.
>> Anonymous
So she called you a fag?

Every girl I've met has said something along the lines of, "OMG GAY GUYS ARE SO AWESOME IT'S TOO BAD THEY'RE GAY. THEY'RE SO SWEET AND NICE."

Guess that just goes to show you what hypocritical bitches most of em are.
>> Sega Genesis in Bottom
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girl who likes dickgirls posting dickgirls in a dickgirl thread
>> Anonymous
>>311727
Do you have a rapidshare of that?
>> Anonymous
>>311118

why has this not been 'omg sauce!!!!'ed up the ying yang yet?
>> Anonymous
>>311763
that's probably the artist name in the picture below her leg, but i cant tell, what with it being in moon language and all
>> Anonymous
wow, your ex girlfriend is a perverted bitch
>> Anonymous
>>311797
I assume you're referring to the OP, in which case, I must question the logic behind you calling his ex perverted for NOT liking /d/ material
>> Anonymous
One of my "friends" found a couple of DoomComic pics I had thought I'd hidden. Fucking busybody. He set one as the fucking background on my desktop.

I managed to convince him (as well as two other friends and my brother) that people from my residential college put the pics there, and they do it to me all the time.
>> Anonymous
they're just like neko koneko when they're like this hahaha, always love coming across that.
If they're not understanding, they're going to be stupid about something else sometime anyway. People who do'nt rule are gay. it sucks.
>> Anonymous
Shitty, lucky for me I don't have to worry. She like tentacles, well I like dickgirls. Everyone has their own fetish or thing they are into.
>> Anonymous
>>311723Motherfucking signed.

I tend to be more on the sesitive side of things... teh guy who actually wants to talk, listen, enjoys things like artistic movies, indie music, so on and so forth.

Lo and behold, I date this chick for 5 months (she loved the gay guys too, so naturally was thrilled to find a guy who could be sensitive yet straight), and then she starts COMPLAINING about my personality.

What the...? Who? Um.... wow. To top it off, when I dared question HER personality, she claimed I was suffocating her.

Girls are insane. Insane. I almost wish I was gay.
>> Anonymous
>>312215

Find a straight tomgirl. My wife is a bi tomgirl. Close enough. But hanging out with her is really easy. She visits /d/ too
>> Anonymous
>>312218

Tomboy rather. Whatever