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Anonymous
win
>> Anonymous
PENIS FIRE!!
>> Anonymous
God damn it I am not sure if someday being drunk I might actually try it.
>> Anonymous
have fun with your burning pen0r then
>> Anonymous
ok if I had art skills (which I don't) I think someone should do the Firefox-tan image with her wrapped around the earth, but a melon instead...
>> Anonymous
>>619998
FYI they actually do that in the middle east. Melon fucking that is.
>> Anonymous
Hmmm.. curious...
>> ?? !rape.hoh.I
>>620005
Where would that come from?
Oh yeah video of some idiot sticking it into their melon after microwaveing it. Dumb but lulz.
>> Anonymous
i did it two weeks ago. it was SPECTACULAR.
>> Anonymous
sauce :
http://rapidshare.com/files/53258516/Semen_Sprinkler_J__English_.zip
>> Anonymous
does this really feel good?
i need something to fuck that i can buy from a supermarket or something, i'm sick of fapping with my hand
>> Anonymous
bump for question
>> Anonymous
Most of the melons are somewhat hollow inside
>> SiggyPoo !GQUOsC9mgk
>>620315
an anon here tried that, claimed they got some allergic reaction.
my advice: leave it to fantasy.
>> Anonymous
>>620315
www.fleshlight.com
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Here's the deal.

Fucking a melon is some what fun the first time. It's the perversity and iniquity of what you're doing that gets you off.

To have fun trying it (i.e. avoiding the fraction burn of your penis rubbing against the hard skin of the melon) do as instruct.

1) Cut a hole about a centimeter in radius LARGER than the width of your size.

2) Fap. Masturbate. Whatever you wish ti call it: do it. The tissue of the melon, while soft, is not plastic - it will not retain its shape. The last thing you want is to be humping a hollow, hard-shelled, fruit. The quicker the better in this case.

3) Doing *it*. While it seems fun to put the thing on your bed and hump it - it's rather messy as well as hard. Melons are round and they move around fairly easy on linen. Melon juice goes everywhere... washing the sheet is not fun. Explaining the stain - even less so. So what you wanna do is, take your melon friend into the bath tub and use your hand to move it up and down until you accomplish your deviant act.

Have fun. But don't do it often, melons are expensive and it's a waste of money. 'Sides, the fun of it should wear off after a while anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>620380

wow, creepy
>> Anonymous
>>620380
Thank you /d/. Thank you.
>> Dr. Baron von Evilsatan
>>fraction burn

i know what you mean. Once I got 4/17. Fucker needed skin grafts and still doesn't feel right.
>> Anonymous
>>620380

I tried this shit;_; I was that desperate.


My opinion. It was heaven!! No, it was the pinacle of my life!! It was sooo soft and tight. Aweeesome. You have to do it quick because it will lose it´s inside shape.
>> Buy a fucking masturbation sleeve Anonymous
Melons do not stay warm, melons are not soft, seeds will cut your dick up, fucking a melon is both expensive and over-rated.

A masturbation sleeve can be really soft, it's designed to get you off and if made of UR3 or similar materials it actually retains warmth. Plus you can get a decent one for like 10-20 bucks and it SHOULD last you a good 6-12 months.

Tip: When buying a sleeve always check the max diameter, length, etc etc so that your big dick doesn't rip it apart by the seams. Of course this is 4chan so most of you shouldn't have a problem since they are designed for "average" men.
>> Anonymous
>>620472

We are Anonymous. We are greedy bastards that prefer to kidnapp melons from a near farm and have our dirty way with them. In the end, we give it to the dogs.
>> Anonymous
>>620474
You won't enjoy fucking a melon so much when one of the seeds redirects itself into your urethra and cuts up the inside of your dick making your pee burn like fuck for a week.
>> Anonymous
620380 here.

>>620438You're quite welcome. Like I often say
, you should try anything at least once. (Assuming, of course, that said deviant act is not legally contemptible. Not sure about moral bit)

>>620472Very much true. However, buying a buy masturbation sleeve takes all the depravity out of the act. Where's the fun and /d/ awesomeness in that? Yes the Melon is cold, yes it's expensive but, seriously, who cares? I'm not telling Anon buy a melon before he comes home everyday. That's stupid and rather sad really.

So what if masturbation sleeve feels a billion times more realistic? If I want realistic ism I'd probably court a genuine, living-breathing woman.
>> Anonymous
>>620485
Masturbation sleeve = AIDS protection

Yeah, you COULD go out and find some super easy woman who probably is ugly as fuck too then you COULD get a few STD's in the process or you COULD just use a fucking sleeve and wait to find a decent woman who isn't infested with nigger aids.
>> Anonymous
why is this the only futaXnorma girl doujin that ever gets reposted
>> Anonymous
>>620585
But its not normal the first bit is melon fucking and the later part is normal futaXgirl, which many /d/eviants found dissapoiting and boring, if you can believe that.
>> Anonymous
>>620608
We have our reasons, if you were there at the time you would know.
>> Anonymous
>>620511
Who said anything about getting fucking diseases you fucking cunt?

Contrary to /b/tard beliefs, it isn't that hard to find a "decent" woman. Especially by the standards of anyone who would come to this site in the first place.

Enjoy your pussy sleeve while I bone my girlfriend in the ass tonight... without a condom OMG AIDS! I think not.
>> Anonymous
>>620471
>My opinion. It was heaven!! No, it was the pineapple of my life!! It was sooo soft and tight. Aweeesome. You have to do it quick because it will lose it´s inside shape.

FIXED
>> Anonymous
mmmmm... horneydew melon.
>> Anonymous
620380 again. I'm rather amazed that this tread is still alive but what the heck. Doesn't bug me any.

To that pathetic man who kept promoting M.Sleeve: are you getting pay for this? Because if not then you're seriously confused or just that imbecilic. Real woman is still the best. Nothing will every change that. If you can't get real woman then cry me a river, built a bridge and get the F-word over it.

You WILL NOT get AIDS for sleeping with a real woman. I say this now. I'm not talking about picking a prostitute off the street and make an indecent proposition; I'm talking about getting a lover or a girlfriend or - God forbid - a partner.

p.s. And just to clarify, no, the Melon seed will not *redirect* itself into your urethra. The chance of that happening is 1 in a 6 figure number.
>> Anonymous
>>621145
real lovers get tested first, genius. You make these declarations yet know nothing.
>> Anonymous
>>621145
shal I mention all the reasons why a sex toy would be cheaper both mentally and monetarily then a woman? Now granted there is always the off chance you might get lucky and get one that wont roll over you like a fucking bull dozer. Let's be honest. things are so fucked up socially at this point it's pretty much a lost cause. you would probably just end up masturbating again after a short period of time anyways. A woman is a career if you want anything more then just one night.
>> Anonymous
So do you eat it after you're done fucking it or what, are you meant to just throw it out? That's a huge waste.