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help /d/ Anonymous
So I am having a girl tomorrow and I ain't pretty sure what possible /d/ content should I do with her. We have already do enema, golden shower, strapon, bondage (well, very simple ones), and feet. Any suggestions?

Pic related, my favorite activity.
>> Anonymous
Nipplefuck
>> Anonymous
nipple fuck.
>> Anonymous
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Fuck her ass with a pickle.
>> Anonymous
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This.
>> Anonymous
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Drink cum from a bowl.
>> Anonymous
Urethra play
>> Anonymous
>>914449
NO
>> Anonymous
>>914442
>>914443
>>914449

all good suggestions.
>> Anonymous
Just have regular sex with her, you impotent fuck.
>> Anonymous
Get a new box of Kleenex and don't piss on it this time.
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Blindfold her.
>> Anonymous
>>914459
hahaha o wow

>>914442
>>914443
I don't think that's possible.
>> Anonymous
Nasal sex.
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Easy one
>> Anonymous
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Role play
>> Anonymous
If you are into BDSM, pigging (=penetration with ginger) is really intense. I'm not sure whether vaginal penetration is safe, though.
Basically, you feel like burning from inside... It stops after about 20 minutes after taking it out and can be unbearable.
Or get her (or yourself, if you're the sumissive one) just near orgasm, and stop. Then restart. Until you/she just beg(s) for it.
>> Anonymous
>>914446
Good suggestion. Take her to the mall with it in her though
>> Anonymous
>>914545
Or a movie theater. I once fingered a girl up her skirt in a movie theater while her hands were handcuffed behind her back.
>> Anonymous
FIST her goddam brains out
>> Anonymous
>>914560
OHHH yeah. That's so freaking good. (fem here)
But don't forget lots and lots of lube. That's a fragile part :x
>> Anonymous
>>914541
'Figging'.
>> Anonymous
>>914597
>>914541
How long is it likely to last for if you don't take it out (because it got lost up a very tight ass, for example?
I was considering talking about trying this with my gf, but that's the kind of question she would ask.
>> Anonymous
>>914560
>>914565

Also clean and cut your finger nails, and freaking take it slow! You just can't start pumping your fist in and out right off the bat.
>> Anonymous
>>914606

You cut it so it won't get lost.
>> Anonymous
Wanna know what girls like even more than being fisted? Being HEADED!
>> Anonymous
>>914675
I'm afraid I have to stop you there. This is getting very silly.
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Why was this my first thought seeing that image?
>> Anonymous
>>914840
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
>> Anonymous
I'm all for inflation
>> Anonymous
Silly? Wutchu talkin' bout, Willis? I'm totally (demi)serious.
Imagine: you finger her. She's not satisfied because your fingers are twigs. You fist her. She's not satisfied because your first is like a pebble. You head her. She comes her brains out, cuz your head is like, a fucking head!
And haven't you ever wondered what the inside of her looks like? You could lick your gf's womb!
>> Anonymous
>>914870

It doesn't work that way...
>> Anonymous
>>914870She comes your brains out, cuz your head is like, a fucking head!
>> Anonymous
just a suggestion, but how about in the midst of all this /d/ (which is pure win that you have a girl who's down for this stuff) you actually just plain old fuck her?
>> Anonymous
>>915639

Boring...

Start off with some nice fisting and then stick a few fingers in her rear.
>> Anonymous
Ice cubes. Don't let her know you're gonna use them though, so blindfolds help. Tie her hands and legs to some supports. As was suggested before, get her close to climax then back off. Bite. Tease. Tickle.
>> Anonymous
BRAIN HUMP HER! Stick your cock in her nose and hump her fucking brains. Then she'll always have sex on the mind. ({|})
>> Anonymous
>>917754

Oh hell yes...

DO that! You can have truely mind blowing orgasms with teasing like that.
>> Anonymous
Pull a poltergeist.
>> Anonymous
You can do a nice shibari if you are into bondage. Around hips/pube area, with rope attached to thighs in the way, knots would move when she walks... then take her shopping;> Did that once and it was awesome:)
>> Anonymous
>>914440
liar
>> Anonymous
have her give you a rusty trombone
>> Anonymous
>>914446
>>914440
sources?
>>917795
i agree
>> Anonymous
I can't wait for the follow up post to this, assuming you don't end up in jail when she reports you for rape.
>> HypnoticDan
Go for a picnic in the woods. Strip her. Tie her to a treet. Find a nice straight branch that's green wood, strip it with a pocket knife, and cane her ass and thighs until she begs you to fuck every one of her holes. Then give her what she's asking for.