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Megadeus
Sex with elementals:
Ice Elemental = Frostbite. Just heat her up until she reverts to a water elemental and you're fine.
Fire Elemental = If it's a quickie, you might get away with just third-degree burns.
Earth Elemental = Even with a ton of lube, expect a severe case of roadrash and lacerations.
Air Elemental = Blowjob - or, "Is it in yet? You sure? How 'bout now? No?"
And because 349856 brought up Captain Planet, the non-traditional elementals:
Heart Elemental = You're gay.
Electric Elemental = Electro-stimulation.
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