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Melon Fuck Anonymous
Hey /d/, I'm gonna try melon fuck tonight. Anyone know how i should go about doing this? Like is there anything special I should do besides cut the hole and fuck the melon?
>> Anonymous
post pics on /b/ of course
>> Ehhh.....
...here we go again.
>> Anonymous
C'mon, no one has some melon fuck advice for me? I know SOME of you must have tried this.
>> Anonymous
I dunno lol, use lots of lube and clean up afterwards? I've only fucked sexdolls.
>> Anonymous
Heat it up considerably beforehand.
>> Anonymous
>>679245
I knew that, I'm at least gonna get it to room temperature first. And do I really need lube? it IS a melon after all (I'm uncircumsized, I don't really need lube like you circumsized guys).
>> Anonymous
Enjoy your urinary tract infection
>> Anonymous
>>679229

Special things that you need to do:
1. Cut melon
2. Stick cock in melon
3. Wince at the pain
4. Get urinary inffections
5. ???
6. Profit
7. Post pics of your profit
>> Anonymous
Make sure the whole is wide enough.

Get a lot of paper towels (it's gonna be messy as fuck).

Stick a finger or two in first to make the hole.

Wash very well afterwards.

Watch out for tougher sections of the fruit.
>> Anonymous
don't think it'll work. if you've ever seen a melon, it's got a bunch of pointy seeds inside
>> Alice In WonderLand
LoL what about the fact of your dick smelling like mealon afterwards? let alone explainging it to someone who walks in :D
>> Anonymous
hahaha after fucking a melon have yer gf or some whore suck yer dick.... "mmm your penis taste like honeydew!!!" hahahaha
>> Anonymous
I heard someone tried this and got a rash or something on his cock... had to do with the acidity of the melon.
>> Anonymous
/d/ is not /d/iscussion
>> Anonymous
its really cold and to be honest it can hurt because if its not deep enought your head smashes the end so its like :S:S not fucking comfortble. and if you make adjustments as you go like making it deeped you may widen the base to much equaling not tight enough and really just lots of stick y cold juice on it....but yah thats me
>> SiggyPoo !GQUOsC9mgk
>>679379
yeah i remember that too, months ago, right after the OP "Semen Sprinkler J" came out.

citric acid, or maybe melon allergy
>> Anonymous
sauce of comic?
>> Anonymous
>>679498

HAHA OH WOW
>> Anonymous
>>679396

You really must have a lot of free time on your hands.
>> Anonymous
I peed in my melon after I was done. That was the best part, the filthy fucking whore of a melon that it was.
>> Treefire !sOEPmGyDXo
>>679498
Leave now.
>> Anonymous
Use a grapefruit instead, they work better.
>> SiggyPoo !GQUOsC9mgk
>>679498
HAHAHA
that's rich
>> Anonymous
>>679498
10 minutes lol...

3/10

Anyway it's not that great... Make sure to cut away the rough outside.
>> Anonymous
SAUSE NOW!

DO WANT!
>> Anonymous
if ur serious about trying a melon,

get a tenga cup, they're better than a real vagina.
>> Ehhh.....
>>679492
Actually, that one was already a month or two (or even more) after SSJ was scanned. There have been far more discussions of this on /d/ than are necessary.
>> Anonymous
NEED SAUSE NOW... I COMMAND THEE POST IT!
>> Anonymous
>>679301
lol...idiot
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>> Anonymous
Use a condom.
>> Anonymous
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is it that hard
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Forced memes aren't funny.
>> Anonymous
>>679379
it was bullshit
do it