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moss
/d/ i have poison ivy on my dick and my asshole ... j_j not as fun as i had anticipated

lets a have a plant girl thread
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>> Anonymous
>>938592
I can't help but feel an explanation is in order...
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>>938612
it would have been more interesting if i was tied down and raped with a urushiol coated strapon, but in reality i just got it on my legs from frolicking in the forest and i didnt wash it off well enough
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>> Anonymous
maybe you should have told us you were raped with a urushiol coated strapon....its alot more /d/
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either way, it feels like misquotes are continuously biting my dick and if i try and fap its agonizing. what the fuck am i gonna do when i have to shit...
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>> Anonymous
>>938624

This could get me started liking bananas.
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It sounds like you need cream Moss

and lots of it
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I knew a guy who said he got carpet burn on his dick

But I don't know if he was lying or not
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I couldnt resist. My opinion is to get some calamine lotion and let it sit there for awhile....of course make sure you wont be going anywhere soon, dont want that crap all over your boxers eh?
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i foraged some jewelweed and i think it helped a bit. i havent tried calamine. taking a dump this morning was unenjoyable

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how do you get carpet burn on your dick?
>> Anonymous
this whole thread made me smile
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I would've thought you'd get it from fucking a carpet
>> Anonymous
Still waiting for the Living with Monsters comic featuring Plant Girl
>> No Man
>>938612

Most plants are hermaphroditic. There are only a few that are one or the other (see: tree in my front yard that produces enough pollen to give my car a yellow patina and tree across the street that produces only 'fruit').
>> Anonymous
>>938592
Tecnu. Buy it. Use it.
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>>938602
oh my god

it's a TRAP.