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Crazy Manga #42914-2 wtfman !/9e8y4kMtY
Sup /d/! Been Lurking for a week or so and I thought I'd 'contribute' by presenting the weirdest non-supernatural eromanga I have seen yet. Its just a short story and I'll only post the , er, salient plot points. I don't know any japanese, so my interpretation is entirely bullshit.

Part 1
Meet Johnny. Johnny's walking home when he sees MILF, Loli, and Billy walking home too. MILF wants Johnny to babysit Loli. Who could say no?
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Part 2
What's the first thing you should do when babysitting? Take a bath with the kid. NAKED.
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Part 3
A wild Penis appears. What will Loli do?
a) Run in fear.
b) Curiously poke it.
c) Curiously jerk it off.

If you picked anything but c, welcome to /d/.
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Part 4
HAY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
....awkward.
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Part 5
Johnny seriously considers seppeku rather than being hauled off in the 4chan Party Van. Luckily, Mommy has a fever, and the only cure is COCK.
(this is still pretty normal. Wait for it.)
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Part 6
A challenger appears!
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Part 7
Naturally they decide to play it cool and let Loli learn fellatio the hard way.
(Still not weird. Here it comes.)
>> Anonymous
Keep going...
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Part 8
The daughter runs off and Johnny gets to work on MILF.
PROBLEM: Billy is crying. Buzzkill.
>> Anonymous
yeah, what happens next?
>> Anonymous
Tell me they don't bring in Billy.
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SOLUTION: Breastfeed Billy WHILE Mom is getted fucked.
>> Anonymous
... They brought in Billy.
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Part 10
Now Loli is feeling left out. Johnny has no tentacles, so he must finger her of course.
>> Anonymous
fukken awesome! continue please.
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Part 11
SO: We now have Johnny fucking the mom, who is breastfeeding Billy, while fingerbanging the daughter.

I give you... THE ARISTOCRATS!
>> wtfman !/9e8y4kMtY
Final
Afterwards, Dad comes home to find everyone very relaxed. Then the daughter says something adorable that makes everyone laugh, like the end of a goddamn Scooby-Doo episode.

I invite everyone to post their own dialogue for the girl.
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SHit! Forgot pic.
>> DOQTORCOQS
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Hmmm... cant think of anything for her to say...
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translation ...
>> Anonymous
WHY IS IT ALL MIRRORED!?
>> Anonymous
Oh please this needs a translation ASAP!
>> Anonymous
This reminds me of an Aristocrats joke.... minus the scat...
>> Anonymous
>>376757
LIES, translation can't possibly be as good as an "I've got no clue about moonspeak" interpretation
>> Anonymous
>>376672
Welcome home dad, meet mommy's new sex friend!
>> Anonymous
you forgot page 8!!!
>> DESU chan DISGUISED
Why are all of the pages backwards? You can tell because the Japaneseseses(moonspeak) is flipped.
>> Tsubasa Fullmoon
>>377140
Yeah. It sucks for those of us that can actually read it.
>> Anonymous
Is that the full thing, or is there moar?