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Anonymous
>> Anonymous
relevant to my interests
>> Anonymous
>>652223
Ouch.

Anyway, moar sword swallowing chicks, less burn victims!
>> Anonymous
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Excuse me?
Lightsabers don't burn, as there is no heat generated by the energy blade. Fucking christ, dumbass.
>> Anonymous
>>652270

you are basically the worst dude
>> Anonymous
>>652270

there is heat, otherwise the wounds wouldn't cauterize instantly, dumbass.
>> Anonymous
>>652270
Which is essentially the same as saying, "It doesn't burn because I said so!"

Problem is, sword swallowing requires a physical blade, because the esophagus can't ever be made perfectly straight, just straight enough that a metal sword doesn't poke a hole in anything important. With a blade that disintigrates anything that comes in contact with it, except another lightsaber, that's a bit more problematic.

Then again, maybe she's a Twi(unnecessary apostrophe)lek, or Ewok, or something that can force her esophagus perfectly straight. Nothing can overcome the awesome power of Making Shit Up.
>> Anonymous
This thread made me lol.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Virgin star wars nerds.
>> Anonymous
>>652298

so... average 4channers who happen to like star wars then?
>> Rock
Unless it's a Dr. Venture Lightsaber, because then it just goes through you without doing anything.
>> Anonymous
The fact that she most certainly is dead after that arouses me sexually.

But this does not belong in /d/. Because it contains guro.
>> Anonymous
>>652307
Get your dick out and start fapping.

Do you see blood? Do you see death? I think not, this is fucking epic and I commend you OP for bringing something new to /d/!
>> Anonymous
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the other hole!
>> Ehhh.....
>>652270
>>652288
ITT: Star Wars geeks and angry grammar nerds!

...I being one of the latter, but.
>> Anonymous
>>652431

"I being" should be "I am"

"...but."
Don't end sententences with a word meant to connect two thoughts.
>> Anonymous
How the fuck is this /d/?
>> Anonymous
anyone ever thought of the possibility that the sword is a toy?
>> Anonymous
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>>652567
>> if she ate beens..... koal
it is refried beens, she'll fart to death nif the light saber doesn't kill her first. and even at that light is energy, energy gives off heat, heat burns, burns kill. its probebly plastic or an icesaber? whatever, if she ate beens or anything of that type she's gonna have gas for a year. carbon based beings tend to not have lead or of the sorts in them but if its densified enough like in......starwars??
>> Anonymous
2 words,
Training blade

Remember that Sabers can be adjusted to not be deadly, like Luke did to keep from cutting off his own leg in episode four when he had no idea what the fuck he was doing.
>> Anon_Rabbit
>>652579
2 words,
Glowstick Rave.

amirite?
>> Anonymous
plastic toy
>> Anonymous
Three words.

It's A Picture.

Of course, it could also be a robot with all her inside removed.
>> Anonymous
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>>652223
ur doin it wrong
>> Anonymous
>>652574
god,you can't even spell Bean, GTFO
>> Anonymous
Red Sabre = Sith
Any for anyone who has played KOTOR2 will know, Sith train in pain, and can even force immortality upon themselves, but with great conciquence.
>> Anonymous
wtf ? light sabre ??
it should be a goddamn demon cock and at least three times thicker...
>> Anonymous
>>652962
Would've put an end to this faggotry before it even started
>> Treefire !sOEPmGyDXo
>>652924
Saber ? Sabre.
>> Anonymous
Hmm... the light saber is one thing, but her hair defies gravity :S
Helmet? Inch-thick hair strands? Discuss
>> Anonymous
ITT: X-ray penetration?
>> Anonymous
>>653036
I only see one x-ray penetration pic.
>> Anonymous
>>653045
That's almost as many as four tens! And that's terrible.
>> Anonymous
This is the best thread on /d/.
>> Anonymous
>>652286

Step aside for the biggest goddamned dork here.

According to "official" cannon and nerd consensus, a lightsaber uses a superconducting loop so that it *only* expends heat on contact with something else. Supposedly, this keeps them from neededing recharged constantly.

So, in the unlikely event that she could get it down her throat without touching the sides, she wouldn't get burned.
>> Treefire !sOEPmGyDXo
>>653191
<3
>> Anonymous
>>653191
>cannon

Ooh, so close.
>> Anonymous
>>653191in the unlikely event that she could get it down her throat without touching the sides

Which is impossible. Thus I think we can agree completely that this does not apply to this situation. Thus we can agree reasonably that your comment is not meaningful in the least toward either the post you quoted or the situation.
>> Anonymous
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
>> Anonymous
Sexy, makes wish I still had my folder of neko chicks swallowing acid, among other things.
>> Anonymous
>>653242

You fucking morons. She bought this prototype off eBay from Henchmen #21:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpmetIxCOts
>> Anonymous
That's a plastic lightsaber you faggots. Just look at>>652898. If it were really a lightsaber, it would be way brighter.
>> Anonymous
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I thought that was just one of those toy ones/realistic recreations. like these that are just plastic but are the seperate parts in different sizes so they fit inside each other.

Although in Hentai Alt I'd expect them using a toy like that in a complete different way.
>> Anonymous
>>653271
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
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>>653534
> Although in Hentai Alt I'd expect them using a toy like that in a complete different way.

In her ass?
>> Anonymous
none of you idiots are ever getting laid.
>> Anonymous
>>653591
Just knowing about 4chan guarantees you'll never get laid. Posting on /d/ is just short of being castrated and labeled a sex offender for life at the same time.