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Mindflayers Anonymous
Mindflayer porn?
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>> Ted the Mindflayer
*thumbs-up
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LOL'D
>> Anonymous
Every day is repost day.
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one drow a day keeps boredom away...
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Anonymous delivers.
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bump.
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>>449940

Now in 3d
>> Anonymous
Mmmmm, drow/illithid pronz...
>> Anonymous
Illithids are self-fertilizing hermaphrodites with no external genetalia.
The closest they could get to sexual gratification would be via forming a sense link with their victim and then molesting them.

... Still hot, though.
>> Anonymous
Can we get some drow up in here please?
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>>450237

FUCK YES
"Illithids are hermaphroditic creatures who each spawn a mass of larvae twice in their life. The larvae resemble miniature illithid heads or four-tentacled tadpoles. Larvae are left to develop in the pool of the Elder Brain. The ones that survive are inserted into the brain of a sentient creature. A human gives best results. Upon being implanted, the larva then grows and consumes the host's brain, absorbing the host's physical form entirely and becoming sentient itself, a mature Illithid."
>> Drow n00b
Yummy
>> n00bn00b
http://hentaikid.com/images/elves/orxgb2.giGah, can't link.... =\
>> Anonymous
Oh, hell...

The dickgirls, I can stand. Even the shitting dicknipples, I can stand. The massively obese tubgirls? I tolerate them...

But not illithids. Anything, but fucking god damned FUCKING illithids.

(A mindflayer is a mindflayer. There can be no toerance. There can be no forgiveness.)
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>>450564
To each their own. I, for one, am enjoying this considerably.
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>>450564
Hail, Sword-ringer.

We must push back this incursion of the most hated illithid!
>> Anonymous
Only an army of the undead could stand a chance.
>> Anonymous
>>450591
Or Minsc with Chaotic Commands and a little bit of reloading.
>> Anonymous
>>450591

Bullshit. All you need are Psions and Illithid Slayers. Undead would work but they're not the only ones who could take on Illithids. Psions pwn the squid-heads!
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>>450591
A single Mordenkainen's Sword can kill all the illithid you want. Just watch out for those umber hulks.
>> Anonymous
You must have forgotten that in the future they've already won. Ahahahaha.
>> Anonymous
>>450602
In the future they've already lost. That's why they're in the past to begin with.
>> Anonymous
>>450593
Since you mention it, could someone make a motivational poster for Boo, the Miniature Giant Space Hamster?
>> Anonymous
This stuff is kinda hot.. any more pics to go with it?
>> Anonymous
forgive my noobishness.

But why are illithids always depicted fucking drows? They're not sexually attracted to any other race?

*would love to read a depiction of illithid mindfucking a female anything*
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>>450635
Because they live in close proximity to drow, and have many opportunities to take them captive, so it makes some sense. Not that it matters with porn, of course.
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>>450635
they're both underground. about the only other thing down there is dwarves. and dwarves are ugly.

noone wants to see a dwarf getting fucked.
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>>450639
Gnomes too. But I think that about covers it for the humanoid races, with the possible exception of umber hulks, which might be considered humanoid. But umber hulks are icky.

Incidentally, given that mindflayers are given their gender by artists (as opposed to D&D book authors), why don't we ever see females?
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>>450648
Well, this obviously means you're questioning the artist's sexuality, no?
>> Anonymous
Technically mind flayers are completely genderless cause they don't actually reproduce with each other. It's actually rather complicated. Tadpoles, elder brains, etc etc.
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>>450656
It's not complicated at all. They're zombies with a much more efficient means of eating tastey, tastey brains.
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>>450656
Then why do they fuck?

Btw, one thing comes to mind. Zoidberg. Futurama.

Do mindflayer die after mating?
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>>450671
They don't fuck. They don't mate.

They capture thralls (mostly humans when it comes to making new illithid) and then pop one of their tadpoles into its head. The tadpole eats its brain and it apparently grows an octopus for a head.

Bam. Illithid.
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>>450651
No, I'm not. I'm just surprised that Rule 34 doesn't seem to have taken effect for female mindflayers.

>>450656
I realize, hence the reason I said that mindflayers are given their gender. However, looking at what I wrote, I can see why I may have seemed confused on that point.

>>450671
They don't fuck in D&D canon. Hence, they don't die. In porn, the answer is whatever helps you masturbate.
>> Anonymous
Okay.

Things you learn in /d/...

Anyone know where I can get erotic stories involving mindflayers?
>> Anonymous
What really makes me laugh is how many artists hear "Black skin" as a description for the drow and draw it like african-american skin tones. They literally mean fucking black skin tone. Literally the damn color.

My biggest point against the illithid porn is that they'd much rather just eat brain than have sex.

Oh and if you want to wipe the illithids out just form an alliance with the githyanki and the githzerai. They'll totally jihad the fuckers at the drop of a hat.
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>>450720
Jihad seems to be the perfect term for it, especially since they'll try to kill each other at least as hard as they'll try to kill the main enemy as two real world sects do.
>> Anonymous
>>450648
Didn't they draw the Githiyanki Lich queen as a woman?
>> Anonymous
This thread is proof that geeks let their intellectual musings get in the way of fapping.

And that artists seemed to feel that there wasn't enough illithid fucking in D&D Source Materials.

Either way, *fap fap fap*
>> Anonymous
Honestly I've never been a fan of mind flayers. Yeah they're squid-faced lamprey-mouthed monstrosities that like to eat your brains and enslave you but they just aren't that terrifying. The phaerims beneath the Anauroch and the Shades freak me out more. Honestly though, what'd make me shit bricks is if I ended up going to the far realms. Essentially imagine where Cthulhu goes on vacation. That's the far realms.
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Faggotry countered by Drow.
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Best of both worlds.
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>>450365

this?