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Anonymous
So i've been having this dream lately, and I wanted to share it with you since it's pretty /d/ worthy.

In my dream, my girlfriend tells me she has a secret. Every month, instead of having a period, she lays an egg. Since her "egg day" is coming up she permits me to watch. After an incredibly arousing session of panting, moaning and straining, this beautiful porcelain white egg slides out of her. I pick it up and look at it. It looks just like a chicken egg, only several times larger. I can feel how heavy and solid it is. I'm just absolutely amazed by what just happened, it was fantastic!

She seems relieved that i'm not weirded out, happy even. I ask her what she does with her eggs, and she tells me that since they're not fertilized they'll never hatch, so she just throws them out. I tell her that's not right. Even if they wont hatch it seems like a shame to just throw them in the trash. I feel like we should use these eggs for something, do something with them. She asks me what could we possibly do with her egg, eat it?

And as I sit there, clutching her egg in my hands, I realize that's exactly what I want to do. I want to eat my girlfriends egg.
>> Anonymous
So we got to the kitchen and fire up the stove. Gently, I crack the egg into the pan. It's shell is hard and thick, but I manage to get it open. It had a beautiful golden yoke, surrounded by crystalline clear fluid. It fills the whole pan, there was so much. And I proceed to make scrambled eggs as I normally do.

Finally, we have a plate of scrambled eggs, with a slice of toast. We both just sit there staring at it, not sure what to do next. Finally my girlfriend says you try it. So I pick up my fork, and take a bite.

It was the most delicious egg i've ever eaten. It tased like heaven!

And that's when I wake up.
>> Anonymous
Far from being the biggest egg-laying fetishist in the world, I've got to say that that's a pretty hot dream and you're a lucky fucker if it's become a naturally recurring dream for you. Kudos!

Now I gotta ask ... how do you think your girlfriend would react if you shared this story with her?
>> Anonymous
>>886594
I imagine I wouldn't have a girlfriend anymore if I told her that.

"Honey, I want to eat stuff that come out of you."
"I think we should see other people."
>> Anonymous
>>886586
suddenly i'm really hungry
>> Anonymous
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Awesome
>> Anonymous
>>886613
I could go for some breakfast right now.
>> Anonymous
>>886596
omfg rofl hah. i had to bite my thumb to keep me from laughing too hard
>>886613
I'm hungry too now. I think I'll make some scrambled eggs
>> Anonymous
wonderful! just wonderful!!!
>> Anonymous
clearly you want to eat babies and not feel bad about it
>> Anonymous
This reminds me, I make a great omelette, I think i'll go make one.
>> Anonymous
I loled :D
>> Anonymous
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So is this an egg thread, or a thread about eggs?
>> Anonymous
Wow, dude. Breakfast must really suck for you after waking up from something as good as that.
>> Anonymous
>>886666
If he can work his girlfriend up, gradually, first to placing things in her vagina, and then eventually eggs, he can more or less recreate the scene. Life would just be so much easier if our significant others shared our perverse interests 100%.
>> Anonymous
It would have to be boiled, or it would break...
>> Anonymous
Would the harder-shelled larger birds' eggs break? Having never eaten ostrich egg omelet I've no idea, but I was of the impression they were made of stronger stuff than meager chicken eggs.

Granted, an ostrich egg might be a bit too large ...
>> Anonymous
>>886673
He would have to find the smallest possible ostrich egg, which would still be enormous. It's a longshot at best
>> Anonymous
the bigger the egg, the more preasure u would need to get it in there, the more likely it would break. In short, just wouldnt work... Though it would hell fun trying
>> Anonymous
>>886673
>>886676
well the other large fligthless birds have thick walled eggs too, but where are you going to find cassowary eggs?
>> T-Anon
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dont know what happened to my other egg laying harpies...
>> T-Anon
>>886684
hard boiled?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>886701
thats an idea. boil it, and then shell it, so its soft. this sounds like a plan
>> Anonymous
this is the strangest shit I have ever read. even stranger than the story on Nerve.com about they guy who has sex with his girls empty eye socket
>> Anonymous
Just fyi, the shape of the egg is due to being squeezed out while it's still sort of soft. The shell hardens after coming out, so it's not like its current state is durable enough to get squeezed out with no problem.
>> Gitami
>>886746
Skull fucking's not strange, it's a fetish that would be a major tenet of /d if not for the slightly guro connotation and the lack of such material.
>> Anonymous
>>886754
>Skull fucking's not strange

Where's a demoralization poster with the word "DESENSITIZED" on the bottom when I need it?
>> Anonymous
>>886670

I would suggest not using actual eggs (they can break); go and buy some decorative eggs and use those. The best kind are the ones made out of polished stone, though you should warm them up somehow for her.
>> Anonymous
This is the strangest dream I have ever heard about. And I dream I'm a shark and I'm falling into a vat of Jello often.
>> Anonymous
>>886819
Your dream sounds pretty jawsome to me
>> Pet dog protection week by Horihone Saizou Anonymous
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Haha reminds me of this. Hope they don't ban me for posting this since it has no sex parts(On the pic).
>> Suika !FSwM3CeNMU
this thread is awesome
>> Anonymous
>>886840
please tell me you have the rest of that
>> Anonymous
>>886840
want sauce.
>>886832
I never said it wasn't awesome, just strange
>> Anonymous
>>886846
>>886854

http://rapidshare.com/files/70465073/horihone_saizou_-_pet_dog_protection_week.zip.html
>> Anonymous
>>886863
You're a champion. I salute you
>> Anonymous
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>>886801
right here
just made it.
>> Anonymous
>>886596

Thats too bad, I find that situation incredibly hot. Especially that you'd want to eat what she strained on for so long.

Femanon says it's so sad our significant others don't share our interests 100%.
>> Anonymous
>>886586
>since they're not fertilized they'll never hatch, so she just throws them out
What happens if they are fertilized? Have you dreamed of that yet?
>> Anonymous
in b4 "IM A DOMESTIC CHICKEN." from horihone.
>> Anonymous
>>886965
If that's the case, I was /d/esensitized a long time ago
>> Anonymous
>>886966
In that case, you can be my girlfriend. I would happily eat your eggs for breakfast.
>> Anonymous
I read this. Pretty hot stuff. I favor egg-laying threads. For the record, as its been mentioned here already, getting a real egg into a vagina is not recommended. Even a hard-boiled one. If you want to recreate this scene, use a fake egg. I bought some at a local store for a few dollars made of marble and soap stone. The weight feels incredible anyways when they're inside, and helps with gravity and 'laying' them. After the egg-laying, just fry up some real eggs in lieu of the false ones. Its almost as good. <3
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>>886968
Had to.
>> Anonymous
>>887175
ahahaha, awesome.

though... the one with the sheep was kind of odd.
>> Anonymous
>>886840

Source?
>> Anonymous
>>887210
haha, you're funny.

no really.
>> Anonymous
>>886586
>>886588

...

LOLWHUT?

...

gb2/ck/
>> Anonymous
I dont know too think of this, eating the unfertile egg is fine, its a means of food for growing offspring just like breastmilk. it is quite common (while not admited much) for the partner to want to consume. But idk the whole eating egg dousent seem as host as drinking milk.
>> Anonymous
I'm glad to see i'm not the only one who's dreams have been corrupted by /d/.

Not that /d/ worthy dreams are a bad thing
>> Anonymous
>>887246
I don't know that this story would go over so well with /ck/
>> Anonymous
>>886965

people, please. Nothing is more demotivational than a motivational with spelling errors. And I don't mean the british spelling.
>> Anonymous
>>886586
It's your subconscious telling you that you want children.
>> Anonymous
>>887749

And then eat them?
>> Anonymous
>>886586
>>886819
I haven't had any dreams in a long time. BAAWWWWWW!
>> Anonymous
>>887770
No, just the placenta.
>> Anonymous
>>886594
would a girl really go for something like this? I mean, chicks tend to be pretty practical. I can imagine more than one girl walking right out on that discussion.

so... do women have egg laying fantasies?
>> Anonymous
Hmmm... a stone egg might be uncomfortable. What about a hollow rubber egg?
>> Anonymous
wow that is weird

not the egg laying part
the part where you want to eat her egg...and not fertilze it

you've got some crossed wires. did your mom live around power lines when you were in the womb?
>> Anonymous
>>887620
/D/ = /d/
you fucking moron

also:
/b/ = /B/
/a/ =/A/
/fit/ = /FIT/
/R9K/ = /r9k/

now gtfo and die
>> Anonymous
>>887819
You are obviously new here,
http://orz.4chan.org/D/imgboard.html= 404
http://orz.4chan.org/d/imgboard.html= /d/,
so using this logic,
/D/ =/= /d/.
now, please gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>887829

...You are retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>887818
I don't know that you spend a lot of time here, but trust me pal, this is not the worst thing you're going to see on the internet.

Least of all on /d/.
>> Anonymous
>>887819
Protip: There's an actual spelling error
>> Anonymous
This was a rather enjoyable thread till it sorta derailed at the end. I hope OP has more of these and brings them to us.
>> Anonymous
>>887913
/d/=grammer.

Also, Z not S.
>> Kasumi
oh wow how interesting...I had a dream like that..i laid eggs and stuff...now i want to lay eggs instead.
>> Anonymous
>>887940

British Commonwealth variant, perfectly acceptable. "...on of us" is the spelling error.
>> Anonymous
>>887965
Forgot about that variant. Also, FFFFUUuuUUuuuck you're right.
>> Anonymous
Doesn't this count as either infanticide or cannibalism?
>> Anonymous
>>887994
Not unless the egg is fertilized.
>> Anonymous
I came
>> Anonymous
>>886754

One of my siblings had retinoblastoma when he was born.

I am not saying anything related about him besides that, but I am just saying that it is possible to do skullfuck without guro.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>887770

go back to bed, kronos
>> Anonymous
>>887940
>>Protip: There's an actual zpelling error
>> Anonymous
>>886965


spelling, on of us. ONE
>> Anonymous
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I don't think this dream is strange at all... I have egg laying fantasies and I'm a woman. A'course, this coming from a chick who dreams about anything from being trapped in the fetal position inside a bouncing grape to being a demon and raping popular young men and impregnating them with anything between aliens, to eggs, to human or demon babies....

I have dreams like that all the time. Just not so... casual.My fiance thinks its weird, but as long as I don't talk about it, he's cool with it.
>> Anonymous
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And for the record, I've had these weird-ass dreams WAY WAY longer than I've been /d/.
>> Anonymous
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love this.
>> Anonymous
>>886586

Anyone have those /elit/ stories with the girl who lays eggs in her classroom, in parks, etc?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>888713
Wow, /d/ seems to have taken a liking to this.
>> Anonymous
>>888683

... that looks like PH-Bu I don't have. Sauce is required!
>> Anonymous
Thanks /d/

You just made my breakfast all the more enjoyable.
>> Anonymous
>>887810
just let it soak in a bowl of warm water first, it feels nice once it's finally in.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>886586

OP...that is the most vile, disgusting, perverted AND DEMENTED thing you could do to an egg...

(why am I hard?)
>> No Man
>>888424

Let's hear more of your dreams. Surprise the Freudian in us all.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>888713
http://wikichan.org/index.php/Amu-chan%27s_Exhibitionist_Adventures

Just wikified it. Thanks Google & pastebin.
>> Anonymous
I'm a girl, and I find this hot, but I'm sure my boyfriend would find it all kinds of weird if I told him I wanted to lay eggs for him because it's hot.

Anyway, I have some stone eggs, they're roughly the size of chicken eggs, and it doesn't feel uncomfortable having them in there. IME hollow light things don't feel as good as heavy things when it comes to putting things up there (and in the case of eggs, they won't come out as easy). A slim deodorant can doesn't feel half as good as a ceramic pestle.
>> Anonymous
This 'dream' has the exact same concept as a story I read on some site once. A birdlady character is on an airplane or something, and needs to go to the restroom--'cause she's menstruating, in the form of laying eggs. She hurries to the bathroom, and lays an egg; but her eggs are also infertile, so she also just throws them away.

I've tried looking for the story again, but the only two sites that I could think of don't have it. Damn.
>> Anonymous
this thread has gotten me rock hard. I have had a fetish for this topic for a long time. Tho i don't remember what picture set me off. Anyone know of any image dumps with more egg laying porn?
>> Anonymous
Should have seen this place around Easter. Ooh, the thought of laying eggs... Oh how I wish I could dream of it too. The experiance would probably be orgasmic.

I really should have saved some of those images.
>> Anonymous
>>890145

Oh god dammit, you just made me think of Bird Lady from Kids in the Hall, and ruined this whole fetish. Fuck you, dude.
>> Anonymous
Here

http://rapidshare.com/files/56507012/guanyue_mingmen_cd3.rmvb

This is a video of a real life girl shoving seveal eggs in her ass then laying them. It's pretty fucking hot but be warned, you might want to stop watching the last 5 minutes of the video.
>> Anonymous
what hapins at the end of the vids
>> Anonymous
>>890579
Let me put it to you this way. An egg gets stuck in her ass so she has to push really hard to get it out. 3 things exit her ass. 1 of them is the egg<_<
>> Anonymous
>>890624
The other two are scat, which this board is apparently scared of.
>> Anonymous
>>890514

How can I run a cd3 file?
>> Anonymous
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>>890662
I mean rmvb
>> Anonymous
>>890676
VLC can play it, and if you google it you can learn all about it.
>> Anonymous
>>890093

A pestle? Oh, thanks for the unintentional tip! I live in a place where getting caught owning a dildo would mean getting kicked out, so I always have to improvise.
>> Anonymous
>>890633
That's just one other thing. The third must be a pink sock.
>> Anonymous
>>887044

>If you want to recreate this scene, use a fake egg. I bought some at a local store for a few dollars made of marble and soap stone

What store (or type) did you buy those from?
>> Eclair
>>890093
You sound like my kind of girl...
>> Anonymous
woah i've never.. tought about this..
( i'm a girl )
but i have to say this sounds extremely hot.
i need a guy to eat my eggs D;
>> Anonymous
>>890662
>>890676

I just use realplayer and it works fine
>> No Man
>>891005

FIGHT ME FOR HER LOEV, VARLET.
>> Anonymous
Stupid monkeys. I wish I was a platypus.
>> Anonymous
Bullshit story is bullshit. B for effort.
>> Anonymous
Wow so my fiance wasn't kidding. :D

I told him about a dream I had of me being crouched down with him next to me and I laid an egg into his hand - but then I woke up. :<

He stared at me for the longest time and said "Did you see the thread in D earlier?" xD

On the record: hard boiled eggs work nicely when they're what you have to work with. Though when you get more than one in and start playing around well...

One of them cracked a good bit. However there was no problem cleaning pieces out.

Also, they were delicious. <3

(Sidenote: It was my first time to eat a hard boiled egg. I usually only eat scrambled. What a memorable pair of 'firsts'. Ha ha)

I do hope we can manage to get ahold of bigger eggs somehow...

Fake ones remove the fun snack afterward.
>> Arktis !4nIyURICik
>>891410
Damnit woman, I told you not to post in /d/. D:

Now they're going to ask pictures, and I clearly won't allow that. :(
>> Nyau
>>891442
fem-anon aren't hounded in here as much as you think.

Very little cam-whore demands - or maybe I'm always lurking on a slow day?
>> Arktis !4nIyURICik
>>891448
Probably a slow day, but...

Eh, I've never really seen actual /d/-tards hound a girl for pics. Forget my last post...

...still no pics though. >:|
>> Iris !tFj8DP0Frs
>>891448
No, this is true. /d/ is probably the nicest place on 4chan. Unless you're a furry.
>> Anonymous
>>891410
>>891442
Tripcode samefag trying to attach a female counterpart to his namefagging.
>> Arktis !4nIyURICik
>>891468
Uh, negative.

That's my fiancé posting as anon/nyau. I haven't told her how to tripfag yet. She's 4 feet behind me.
>> Anonymous
Tis true. Though I am weary of becoming a tripfag :<
>> Anonymous
>>891450
>/d/-tards

... wat

Please don't use that term. It's /d/eviants.
>> Arktis !4nIyURICik
>>891482
Forgive me then.

And...wouldn't it be /d/viants?
>> Anonymous
>>891482

Dah-hah-hah. Ark's been here longer than me and I would never make such a mistake. xD
>> Arktis !4nIyURICik
>>891491
Who the shit is this.
>> Eclair
>>891024
Could I be that guy?
>> Anonymous
>>890972

Homeware stores, or stores with homeware sections, if you can't find any there try a store with a selection of rock samples or fossil samples like national geographic, they sometimes have some very beautiful stone eggs - go for ceramic or something with a solid smooth surface. A rough surface may seem like a good idea, but the kinds of stones that have those often can leave residues inside or break, plus they're much harder to clean.

>>891005
>>891199

I wish I was going out with someone that has my sexual tastes - pity you're probably both on the other side of the world.
>> Anonymous
>>886966
if your boyfriend asked you to shove a model egg up your vagina when he didnt know about it, and then act out a birthing scene with it, would you?
>> Anonymous
on a related topic, the following two video's contain egg laying (hentai)

if anyone knows of any others, it'd make me quite happy =)

trash box 2
http://www.megarotic.com/?d=8dv6azh0

rei and fuko episode 4

http://rapidshare.com/files/94368868/Tokomu_SouSakan_Rei___Fuko_vol.4.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94383849/Tokomu_SouSakan_Rei___Fuko_vol.4.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/94404030/Tokomu_SouSakan_Rei___Fuko_vol.4.part3.rar
pass: echelonv
>> Anonymous
In before "OH NOM NOM NOM"
>> Anonymous
>>891410
i didnt read much but i just wanted to comment

The idea of an Anons fiancee coming on this board to post that makes me limp and nauseous. Clearly any woman that would come on to this board with out being payed large bills to do so has to be a dirty scank.
>> Arktis !4nIyURICik
>>891715
Try lurking more. It's happened more than once before.

And no, she's not a dirty skank. You fit that bill more from flinging the insult in the first place.
>> Anonymous
>>891560
God, wtf is this 3d shit. Why do you all post this crap. If you're going to post trash at least give warning before we waste bandwidth.
>> Anonymous
>>891742
STFU tripfag. Anyone who comes on 4chan and gives away any personal link to anyone else one it is a fucking newfag. Plus anyone who mentions what sex they are is also a newfag, dirty scank or troll.
>> Anonymous
>>891760
its awesome. wait till the end of the tenticle rape, the egg laying is right after that.

rest of it is pretty fappable too.
>> Anonymous
>>891774
No this is 3d pig disgusting trash. Nothing looks natural, the penetration looks like its going threw her body rather then in to it. None of the movements look right, the expressions are fake. This is an imitation and it looks like one.
>> Anonymous
>>891715
I'd say she's likely a whale as those are the only loop hole to the no girls on the internets rule
>> Arktis !4nIyURICik
>>891715
>>891770
>>891781
In during trollfags.
>> Anonymous
>>891776
I have to agree
>> Anonymous
>>891789
Rules of the internet. You should consider reading them.
>> Arktis !4nIyURICik
>>891801
I know them, I just tend to not care.
>> Anonymous
no, would you post a full set of a link?
>> Anonymous
>>891802
Ahh, so you fail on purpose. Then get angry when someone shows you how you fail. Bravo.
>> Anonymous
In this thread a tripfag proves exactly why anonymous hates tripfags.