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Anonymous
can i get sum moar?
>> Anonymous
Kill yourself, faggot.
>> Anonymous
Seconded. Here let me give you a few pointers.
Gun: Messy but effective. Please get MS before the atempt as we would not like you succeeding on the first shot.
Acid: Not much to clean up afterwards.
Hanging: Just try not to break your neck...
Truck: Who said jogging along unlit roads in the black of night could not be good?
Razor: The cheap way out, slit your juggular and youll be unconcious in a few seconds.
>> ureshii
I hear that drinking a bottle of that Gumout fuel injector cleaner stuff will kill you in minutes. I haven't tried it myself though.
>> How to kill yourself for idiots GaussRifleGrunt
Here's what you should do:
1. Buy a bunch of light, small handguns, like a GLOCK 17/22 or USP Compact.

2. Go to your nearest sink, and take some chemical below it (Drainol.)

3. Get some rope and make some kind of noose (very long.)

4. Go to a high place, preferably like a skyscraper or a cliff.

5. Rig some kind of mechanism that fires all the guns at the same time.

6. Put said noose on top of skyscraper/cliff.

7. Drink Drainol. It's good for you!