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AMAZINGLY OBVIOUS ADVICE
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I did a kind of mini-enema-douche thing with my girlfriend a while ago in preparation for our first experimentation with anal play. It worked quite well, in my opinion, even if I did fuck up a few times.
The most important thing is, if you're using a squeezy pippet type thing (fuck you, I can't keep up with these kids and their lingo) MAKE SURE IT IS ACTUALLY FULL OF WATER. It's easy to noob it up and fill half of it with air. Then you put it into her ass and HOLY SHIT IS THAT PAINFUL, LIKE FARTING IN REVERSE. Just make sure it's as full of water as possible before you do it.
We didn't use any special mixture, or soap or anything, which didn't really matter as we were using condoms and shit left right and center anyway. It's really simple, just make sure she's relaxed and that whatever you're putting in there is lubed up generously. Also for fuck's sake don't do it over a carpet.
Last but not least, don't be freaked out by all the weird shit that comes out after you do it. repeat the process a few more times, keep everything nice and sanitised, and make sure to wash the outside during and after the process, and before you know it it's all coming out clean and then it's GOOFY TIME.
For those who don't like tl;dr, have a girl fucking her own ass as consolation.
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