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Anonymous
What is this device called?
>> Thunderblarg !ZXjpjcfUbc
In real life, without the counter, it's called a sybian.

Google it
>> Anonymous
>>1133772
Thanks friend.
>> Anonymous
Think this thread could be made worth looking at now
>> Anonymous
>>1133777
That's the only one I have like that. )^=

So just sage this and let it die I guess.
>> Anonymous
>A Sybian is a device used mostly by women for autoerotic purposes and sexual stimulation (i.e., masturbation). It consists of a saddle-like seat containing an electric motor connected to a rod that protrudes from a hole in the center.[1] Various phallic objects are specifically designed for the Sybian and can be attached to the rod. The Sybian is designed to vibrate when used, while its attachment weaves around in a circle. This vibration stimulates the clitoris externally, while the penetrative gyration (in a circular motion) stimulates the G-spot on females. The intensity of either of these actions can be increased or decreased through a control box attached to the Sybian's base with a cord. The combination of the different stimuli can presumably produce more intense orgasms than the user might otherwise be able to experience via more standard autoerotic or other sexual activities.[2]

THE MORE YOU KNOW
>> Thunderblarg !ZXjpjcfUbc
>>1133777
HAYUL NAWH.
>> Anonymous
>>1133779http://www.symbian.com/
Cracks me up when people post linux as "akin to controlling your computer through anal sex" after I realize there's a company with a portable flavor of Linux called exactly that.

Oh wow.

You just made my day.
>> Anonymous
Am I the only one who noticed that the 5 is mirrored in the reflection but the 3 isn't?
>> Anonymous
>>1134108
But it is....
>> Anonymous
>>1134108
3, mirrored vertically, looks like a 3.
>> Anonymous
>>1134108
Too hilarious to be fail.
>> Anonymous
>>1134108
I just lost
>> Anonymous
>>1134363
Then you
>> Anonymous
a bomb
>> Anonymous
>>1133770
*notes counter*

..

A BOMB
>> Anonymous
let's say hypothetically that this is not:

a. A sybian
b. A bomb

What do you, /d/ imagine it to be? What are the numbers for?
>> Anonymous
OH MY GOD J.C. A BOMB
>> Anonymous
Its a snuke!
>> Anonymous
>>1134423

What I'd want it to be is the number of times she has to orgasm before she's released from that position.
>> Anonymous
>>1134423

the number of unfertilized eggs stolen

...what? STFU this is /d/
>> Anonymous
>>1134426

I like the way you think, anon
>> Anonymous
>>1134424
A BOMB!
>> Anonymous
Intensity/speed readout.
>> Anonymous
bog huge display with glowing numbers and countdown. Bug huge red light. placed in obvious and attention attracting position.
Why isn't it obvious? It's an ultra-secret high-tech hidden bomb!
>> Anonymous
What I'd want it to be is the number of times she has to orgasm before it EXPLODES
>> Anonymous
>>1134548

Like from the latest SAW movie?

Except in the movie it's a guy with a vacuum attached to his dick.
>> Anonymous
It's the number of orgasms she's already had, based on her expression and the mess.

And the counter is intended to go into quadruple digits...
>> Anonymous
>>1134563
SAW is a terrible movie and vacuums aren't that inviting...

I've tried....
>> Anonymous
>>1134108
hey how you make that inverted b
>> Anonymous
The Sibian
>> Anonymous
>>1134692
p
>> Anonymous
This device is called a "time bomb". It causes death. This image is actually the before shot. 54 seconds later, the walls were splattered with bits of brain and the charred kielbasa of her lower intestines.
>> Sage Anonymous
>>1134426A story needs to be done of this. Get on it /d/
>> Anonymous
>>1134425
A SNUKE? IN HER SNIZZ?
it's more likely than you think. CALL THE GYNECOLOGICAL BOMB SQUAD
>> Anonymous
I can confirm the 53 is the number of orgasms she has 'suffered', the artist Kamitora confirmed it in a thread on a futa board some time ago.
>> Anonymous
>>1134817

you are full of shit.

now create said image.
>> Anonymous
a snuke
>> •KittyKat•
Left to come forever material. :3
>> Czan
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>>1133779

had to
>> Anonymous
A Sybian
>> Quad digits? Anonymous
>>1134663

What about when it reads "9001" ?
>> Anonymous
>>1133779
>G-spot

Most successfully perpetrated piece of pseudoscience in history.
>> Anonymous
What happens when it reads 7777?
>> Anonymous
>>1135653
I'm so over this 9000 meme.
>> Anonymous
>>1135796
>Most successfully perpetrated piece of pseudoscience in history.

You're doing it wrong.

Spend a few hours researching the Urethral Sponge, Skene's Gland and the Anterior Fornix. The results will blow your partner's mind and make you wish you were female.
>> Anonymous
>>1135796
My boyfriend and I beg to disagree.
>> MrThumbsup
Naw naw naw, here's what it is: it's like a SAW trap, but it starts counting down from, oh, let's be fair and say two minutes. Now, when she pushes down on that little red dick-thing, the divice readdout turns from red ogreen, but the little red dick-thing ends in a big spike. If she stays down like that being spike fucked and makes sure that the clock finishes counting down while the numbers are green, she lives.

No, I'm not a guro-fan, this is just what came to mind.
>> Anonymous
>>1133770
A woman.