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Gedatsu
Welcome to /d. For those of you who are new, I, Mighty Gedatsu, Priest of great god Enel, am here to teach you about our board.
>> Gedatsu
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How Careless! I have poseted western art! BUT, there is hope, great god Enel will forgive. Because it's very /d material, and, above all else, it's not shitty western art. /d is a lot more forgiving of decent western stuff then of shitty Japanese.
>> Gedatsu
disregard that, i suck cocks
>> Gedatsu
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Remeber, feeble newcomer. And some careless oldcomers. /d is not the last refuge of /r. 'r has failed to provide' is not the excuse to ask for what you want here.

Yes. I know /r sucks Satori's fat balls, but still. If the admin are doing their jobs, you're banned for it. And you won't be missed.
>> Anonymous
honey licker sorority is made of faggotry and poo
>> Gedatsu
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Next, some really stupid people think they are funny by reposting random slander under other people's names. HOW CARELESS. It only shows how immature they are. Hopefully they will go back to b where they belong. Or Enel will fry them from heaven
>> Gedatsu
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>> Gedatsu
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Next rule. If people do not like what you post, don't just switch partway into a thread. Oops. How careless!
>> Gedatsu
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>> Gedatsu
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HOW CARELESS! I let the idiocy distract from what I was explaining. Thousand pardons. Next rule.

Beastiality and Furry are not allowed. Nope. Unless it's monsters. Or Midna. Or whatever else d has decided for the week is an exception to the rule. A good rule of thumb however is, if the face is animalistic, don't post it, or it invites lots of drama and possible bans
>> Gedatsu
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Also banned is excessive violence/gore. It's nasty, and not sexy to 99% of people. Taking all a girl's clothes off is fine, but when you reach skin, stop peeling stuff off.
>> Anonymous
i saw the first pic with the lambo, thinking i clicked on /o/ kept reading, relised i was in /d/.

only a few letters off.
>> Gedatsu
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Another CARELESS mistake to avoid is repost-aholism. Some pictures get posted every other day, and in any thread even remotely relevant to the content. Don't be discouraged to share, but, if it was jut up yesterday, hold off awhile
>> Gedatsu
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This isn't a rule, jsut a guideline, but /d could be so awesome if a few more people thought this way. Ignore stuff you don't like. There's no need to actually join a tread not relevant to your interests just to say it sucks. It makes you look 5 years old, maturity wise. How Careless!
>> Gedatsu
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A lot of people say /d is for dickgirls. This is only 90% true. Almost any normal fetish is allowed and encouraged, and welcomed here. Just avoid Animal sex, furryism, gore, snuff, scat, and/or loli. Pretty much anything else, from Dickgirls to foot fetish to BDSM is welcomed with open arms.
>> Gedatsu
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Threads here are limited to a certain # of images. Posting irrelevant, 'pic unrelated' or bump images to an active thread only cuts down on the amount of smut that will fit. So Careless!
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>jsut
>Makes you look 5 years old, maturity wise
>How careless!
>> Gedatsu
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You may see 'LURK MOAR!' posted a lot here. It's true. Hang out here a few days. See how the flow of things go, before uploading on an epic scale. It's easy to make newcomer mistakes, and sad, careless people will rip into you for it. Like if you post in the wrong thread, or start a new thread instead of continuing an existing one.

On the other hand, if you DO slip up, don't jsut say 'oops, I fucked up'. It's easy to delete the errored posting, and put it back where it belongs.
>> Gedatsu
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Typos happen. To ALL of us. You're not funny pointing them out. You're just a douche. Likewise, not everyone here speaks english. Before ripping into bad wording, make sure it's an idiot, and not a struggling ESL /d-viant. At least one of /d's most popular contributers is born and raised speaker of russian, and their work is spectacular. (My opinion).
>> Gedatsu
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HARD TO DEFINE sometimes, but a lot of stuff jsut isn't /d. If it's sweet and innocent sexuality, or jsut plain normal sex with little or no 'spice' it's probably better off in /h. This set, for example, has BE(Breast Enlargment), and Gang Bang.
>> Gedatsu
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It may seem arrogant ot post a how to when I'm not admin or anything. So Careless! BUT! I honestly wished there'd been something like this way back when I first came to /d. Reading the rules is a pain in the ass, but it helps keep tabs on what we can and can't post.
>> Jaimas
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As an assist, let me add that yes, we know that /r/ is about as useful as a 1-legged puppy that's been shot 6 times at close range. That said, do not post requests unless you have further content to spin into a full-fledged thread. Provided you find a decent topic, you may wind up with the source via people asking for it via popular demand; /d/'s capacity for searching is nigh-boundless, but rules are rules.
>> Gedatsu
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How careless. I seem to be missing a couple images. Which means the .rar I got them from was incomplete. I'll endeavor to correct this ASAP.
>> Anonymous
sage for faggotry.
>> Gedatsu
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>>627917
Makes a damned good point. Closest thing to /r allowed here is posting a pic, and saying 'Let's have a (Fetish goes here) thread!'

But it has to be relevant. Some people like to post something completely unconnected, often with the words 'pic unrelated' right there on the graphic.

And they're all dead now. Learn from their example.
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PEDO HIJACK
>> Gedatsu
>>627921Brings up another good example.
Back in>>627890I mentioned not polluting other threads you have no interest in with your inane mental diarrhea.

See, we who are adults do this thing where we pass by things that don't interest us, and get on with our lives. I wonder if people like this prize winner go into resturants they don't like, and scream 'SUSHI SUCKS!' or similar?
Sage has a purpose. When you type 'sage' in the E-mail field, it prevents your post from 'bumping' the thread back to the top of page 1. You know, when you have something to SAY, but don't want to prolongue the thread? It does not exist for people to sage jsut to wride 'durr saged!' in the box. It provides nothing, and only is the equvilant of a child scribbling on the walls to leave their mark in the world
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Hottest thing I've seen in /d/ for a while.
>> Gedatsu
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*bows*
Thank you. I try to post things I don't see on /d ever or very often.
>> HMmmm Voice of all Orc!
On behalf of those of us wh visit this board often and the many newcomer....I(WE) say thankyou! I for on for your post to be far more informative that reading the rules. And much less bothersome then reading others complain about violating said rules. Sometimes people tend to for get this board about sharing our view of the world....of porn.
(cheezy I know but still a valid point).
>> Jaimas
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As a further addendum, here's a list of the most common /d/ findings:

* Dickgirls
* Hermaphrodites
* Shemales
Jesus Christ, yes. All of them. /d/ is known for it.

* Catgirls
* Cowgirls
* Assorted Monstergirls (I.E. Slime Girls, Nagas, Mermaids, Arachne, etc).
Bunny-girls (Viera, par example).
A lot of people claim this is furry, but it isn't. A handy-dandy point of reference; if it looks at least 50% human, then it's usually allowed, but discretion is the better part of valor in this circumstance.

* Girls getting knocked up
* Pregnant girls
* Extraordinarily large breasts
* Lactating girls
* Lactating and/or Pregnant girls
* Girls giving birth or laying eggs
Pure /d/ material, through and through.

* Fantasy Races (esp. Elves, Mind Flayers)
* Fiends/Celestials (Demons/Devils and Angels)
Perhaps by design, but these two catagories lend themselves to /d/ quite well. Expect to see them every once and again.

* Diapers
* Watersports
These are two that toe the line constantly, but remain within /d/'s domain.

* Transformation into another sex/race/species
* Objectification
It's /d/. Not a whole lot more need be said.

* BDSM
* Rape
* Group Sex
Technically on the line, but in the opposite direction. A lot of these are almost /h/-worthy, but have that extra something that gets them on /d/. See the above image.

* Tentacles
* Assorted Monster-Sex
Another /d/ specialty.

This is a general synopsis of topics commonly on /d/, and believe me, we've only scratched but the surface.
>> Gedatsu
I'm sure I'ver missed some good points that bear mentioning.

Also, while this is just striking my own ego here, I'd like to point out to newcomers and oldskool D-viants that every time someone slammed me, in a sentance or less, I'l ladd, I took the time to explain in detail, my response, rather than sink to just flaming back. U SUK! NO, U SUK! Gets no one anywhere.
>> Anonymous
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How Careless!
>> Jaimas
Bear in mind also the banned topics:

* Gore
* Snuff
* Scat
* Furries
* Shitty Western Art

There are a few things that warrant discussion and even debate on /d/, and when they come up they are usually settled on a case-by-case basis. An example is a pic that was posted a few months back that was man-on-furry.
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Gedatsu
this is the first time any thread contained not only decent pic...but wise advise. I that you for posting(bows head). and one thing...your are corret...not everyone here speaks english...I myself struggle with it...thankfully I can read and write it better that speak it. -_-
>> Jaimas
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You're going to find that /d/ is a lot more newb-friendly than the other boards on here. That isn't to say we're completely tolerant of newbs; far from it. We just remember that we all were newbs once, and we know that additional content is always an asset.

That said, enjoy your stay here, and fap on, /d/enizens.