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Advantages of being female Anonymous
Created upon a few requests. Post anything /d/ related to represent your response, whether it be images or not.
>> Anonymous
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Immunity to cold
>> Anonymous
free excuse to be a bitch to the world for a few days?

lol I'm a guy but thats one of my guesses
>> Anonymous
Sex is supposedly better. Possibly MUCH better, but we've no concrete data that I know of.

Schtonking great tits.

Men have a tendency to be suckers for a pretty face. Admittedly in the hope for administering hot dickings, but even so, free stuff! One can also, supposedly, acquire a lot of very nice things, by simply performing hot monkey sex with certain people.

Granted, it requires you to be a total slut, but given this is /d/ I doubt any of us would have a real problem with that concept.

Also, hot, hot Lesbian sex.
>> Anonymous
>>590539
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
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Bigger dicks.
>> Anonymous
>>590539
... and chainmail.
>> Anonymous
-4 STR
>> Anonymous
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You'll end up in this particular situation
>> Anonymous
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Relationships have a larger impact on you
>> Anonymous
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Having a sexy, curvy body
>> Anonymous
>>590551
seconded, the power of boobies, yay fuckers
>> Anonymous
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you have large breasts
>> Anonymous
You can wear dresses without looking like a fruitcake.
>> Anonymous
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Masturbation as a girl is far more pleasurable.
>> Anonymous
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Getting your pussy penetrated by huge, hard dicks and getting pumped full of cum
>> Anonymous
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you can wear pantyhose, bras, panties, and other feminine clothing
>> Anonymous
>>590587

And be angry about it.
>> Anonymous
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bathing suits
>> Anonymous
>>590588
general image
>> Anonymous
>>590583
>>590577
>>590574
>>590567
>>590565
>>590564

While your ideas intrigue me and I would wish to subscribe to your newsletter, it's unfortunately somewhat unfeasible at this point in time.
>> Anonymous
>>590557
source?
>> SiggyPoo !GQUOsC9mgk
Multiple rapid orgasms. I'm jealous.
>> Anonymous
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You can wear dresses, skirts, and other female clothing.
>> Anonymous
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YOU COULD FIRE LAZORS OUT OF YOUR NIPPLES!!
>> Anonymous
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Driving would be safe.
>> Anonymous
You could act exactly the same as you are now but score with everyone regardless of their gender or looks.
>> Anonymous
Your ability to cook will be naturally high yet will never be able to go over dedicated male cooks' skill.
>> Anonymous
The main advantage? 90% of males *think* you have it better if you're female.

So you can rub it in their faces, regardless of how untrue it is.

You guys seem to think that to be female is to be hot, sexy, and unbelievably fuckable.

That's because Ugly and Fat porn are fetishes.

And even they're "idealized" versions of the fetish. Unlike REAL PEOPLE.

This should be called "the perks of being a sexy porn-grade woman."
>> Anonymous
>>590639

Quite probably true; I think it needs not be said that any man contemplating a feminine guise wants an eminently fuckable one.
>> Anonymous!Fangirl !iX9wdiXS9k
>>590551
>>590577
>>590596

Where the fuck to guys learn this shit? Getting off is much more difficult for women... For me, anyways. Boyfriend OR masturbating. I always thought I'd have been better off born with a Y chromosome.
>> Anonymous
ITT virgins.
>> Anonymous
>>590656
But women have longer lasting, and possibly multiple orgasms.

Some women have it easier than others. Some don't "bloom" till their late twenties. Some do at 10.

Guys have what amounts to a few minutes of feeling good and then just a few seconds of pleasure or even just relief.
>> Anonymous
>>590657

virgins and/or bad sex.
>> Anonymous
no pressure to be tall or strong. as long as you're not ugly everything expected of you is bought, not genetic. makeup, clothes, etc.
>> Anonymous
I first orgasmed at the age of around 5. I learned to masturbate young because I was bored as hell when I was put down for naps. So what did I do? Masturbate over and over and over again. Since I don't have a refraction period like most males, I have actually tried to masturbate as many times in a row as I could, just to see how far I could go. My current record is 70 orgasms in a row.

But I started getting a rub-based rash after that, so I didn't go any further.
>> Anonymous
>>590656

Note the "supposedly." It's quite possibly a case of the grass seeming greener, but humans are really quite variable in their construction, so it would naturally vary as well.
>> Anonymous
Oh, and just to add, more=/= better. If I don't orgasm for a week and then have sex or masturbate, the orgasm is WAY stronger than if I have many climaxes.

So really, you have to figure out if you prefer a lot of little bangs or one big one.
>> Anonymous
>>590660But women have longer lasting, and possibly multiple orgasms.

Most don't have any.
>> =]
YOU CAN VIEW THE INTERNET AND NOT ACTUALLY BE THERE DUE TO THE RULE.
>> Anonymous
>>590694
They aren't trying hard enough.
>> Anonymous
>>590557
source please
>> Anonymous
>>590621
>>590611

sources please
>> M
Off the top of my head...

Longer lifespan, on average.
Better pattern recognition, on average.
Breasts. Need I say more?
Overall higher physical sensitivity - more nerve endings throughout the body, MANY more nerve endings in the nipples and genitals.
Childbirth capability.
Much greater variety of nice clothing.
The ability to engage in penetrative, non-anal sex.
The ability to have penetrative sex with more than one partner at a time.

And most girls I know aren't 'porn-star' hot...but seriously, there are many more attractive girls than unattractive ones. Unfortunately, many attractive girls don't realise just how sexy they are.
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>>590587
guys can do that too.
>> Drummer-One
Again, the doctor chronicle. (Because yes, I am one.)
>>590694
That is true. 90% of women will never get orgasm from a cock in their whole life. However, an experienced hand (male's or their own) can make them climax more than once. As for the pleasure that it brings,
>>590668
... is wrong.
Electrical activity in the brains can reach up to 0.9 A for a man and up to 3.5A for a woman, even if just had an orgasm -- the squirting orgasm, for lurkers.
That is not an orgasm that's 3 times the pleasure; it would be like orgasm pleasure³.
That is why you will sometimes see squirter women pass out after they came. It's not dangerous, but it can make the brains dysfunction from the static electricity that's left after the discharge.

To make it simple, a woman as much more POTENTIAL, but it will hardly be fully developped.

As for the sick anon saying he would get on with his own sex screams, that's totally dumb. They won't excite you more just because they're a woman.

Also, note that nipples, cervix, armpits and stuff DON'T bring any sexual pleasure. Women hardly touch them when masturbating. The key then?

THE CLITORIS.

Source of all this potential -- it has no heat detection nerves (whatever it's called, I did my studies in french) and no draft nerves either; only touch-sensitive. Every single surface cell is sensible. That makes the sensation felt by the clitoris about 900 times more intense than the skin of your face and bout 50 times the skin of your hands.

With that said, for most women that sensitiveness will be painful if over-stimulated. That is why the clitoris is located OUT of the vagina, to prevent excessive friction.
>> Anonymous
>>590551
>Sex is supposedly better. Possibly MUCH better, but we've no concrete data that I know of.
Research has been done and the answer is that it's the same level of pleasure for both sexes.

They get multiple orgasms though. Lucky bitches.
>> Drummer-One
>>590665
I forgot. No shit. Orgasming at 5 is possible.
Orgasming 70 times in a row is physically impossible. I would explain in french, but the explanation would be twisted in english. Anyways, it would lead to severe glands infections.
You are a fucking man.
>> Anonymous
>>590753
Listen to this man, he claims to be a doctor!
>> Anonymous
>>590753
you had me until you said "that is why...". I'm sure it was DESIGNED that way LOL
>> Anonymous
>>590756
Ok, so maybe 70 times is a little bit of an overestimate. But I believe I got to somewhere around 50. And that's mostly because when I was younger, I masturbated in the prone position, and used silk panties to rub my clit against soft/firm surfaces like pillows and large stuffed animals.

Believe me, I didn't used to even get wet until I re-taught myself to orgasm during sex/with a vibrator. It took awhile too because it's very different than prone-type masturbation, and some people even think that prone-type masturbation is as dangerous for women as it is for males.

Additionally, I had developed a slight asphyxiation fetish (ie: I had to hold my breath for long periods of time to reach orgasm) because I shared a room with my sister and I didn't want her to find out, much less my psycho mom, who would have beaten the shit out of me and tried to disown me for "touching myself".

Meh. I don't care if you believe me or not. Being a woman sucks ass.

And don't believe them if they say that they faint at the sight of blood. If you're a woman, you're bleeding out your vagina at least a good number of your days of your life.

Oh, right, that's another thing: the sheer COST of bleeding supplies for a period.

I'm happy I have my diva cup.
>> Anonymous
>>590694
The problem with a lot of women is psychological.

Most of getting off is in the head.. man or woman. Being in the right state of mind helps a lot. Even a guy won't be able to get off in the wrong mood(though testosterone helps make this less likely). Ok, so if a guy jerks long enough they can cum, but it won't feel good in the least.

To put it simply. If a woman can't cum.. it is because they don't WANT to.. even if they don't realize it. There can be a variety of reasons for this. They could be uncomfortable with their own sexuality and have a mental block preventing them from getting off. That could be from upbringing(girls are usually taught a vastly different lesson than boys about sex and their respective bits) or a bad experience. Upbringing is usually the case. Girls get taught their vagoo is very precious and it is dirty and wrong for anyone to touch it.. or something along those lines(long story short.. they get shamed into not trying).

Of course there is one other reason. They could be DOING IT WRONG. A vagina isn't as simple to handle as a penis. Being a woman doesn't mean you automatically know what you are doing, and everyone is different(which only complicates things.. some women can only get off while being penetrated and no amount of rubbing will do anything.. for instance).
>> Drummer-One
>>590790
Hey, faggot, english is my third language.
French-german-english.
Can't expect native vocabulary.
>> Anonymous
BOYZ-R-DUMB
NO-GURLS-ALLOWED-THEY-SUCK
Both at once
Only on /d/
>> Anonymous
>>590889
I realize that you're not a native English speaker. I just meant that there's no reason WHY anything is anywhere on your body beyond WHY it evolved that way. I highly doubt that the ability to "to prevent excessive friction" on the clitoris was favored by natural selection!
>> G
dear christ, stfu. just fap, ffs
>> Anonymous
>>590881
Oh to expand on the mood thing.

This goes for everyone. There has to be some emotional investment into it first.. arousal. Beyond just physical.. emotional too. For guys, use this to put it in perspective. There is a difference between random boner and "holy crap I have to do something right now". The second includes a the mental aspect required for proper sexual pleasure. The more emotional investment the better the result.

If you aren't into it upstairs you aren't going to be into it downstairs. Goes for both sexes. When women get this it is called not being in the mood(of course for a guy it is called "time to go see a doctor because you don't think about sex 24/7").

There are ways to get your head in the game.. man or woman. The easiest is imagining a scenario in your head that turns you on. This is good for any ladies out there having trouble.. or guys with girls having trouble.
>> Kirby
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Need I say more?

Okay, so it's not /d/ but it pertains to the subject. Plus I have a pair.
>> Kirby
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And they do have superpowers.
>> Anonymous
>BOYZ-R-DUMB
>NO-GURLS-ALLOWED-THEY-SUCK
>Both at once
Final /d/estination
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Women are beautiful, and that's probably the thing I envy the most. Of course, there are exceptions, and men can be beautiful too (although I doubt I can appreciate said beauty), I find women much more attractive in an artistic sense. Thus, if I were a woman, I would likely be much more self confident and happy with myself.

Picture unrelated, but still pretty hawt.
>> Anonymous
>>590910
>I highly doubt that the ability to "to prevent excessive friction" on the clitoris was favored by natural selection!
It's very hard to hunt if your genitals hurt like all hell.

>>590963
Pics or GTFO.
>> Anonymous
>>590664
Strength isn't genetic. Go to a gym every two days and lift weights. It works.

>>590910
Why? What evidence exists to the contrary that you would doubt this particular assertion?
>> Anonymous
>>590976
It's the curves, the roundness, the softness. And psychic girl-powers.
>> Anonymous
>>590986
Sedentary male vs. sedentary female. Same height and weight, the guy is a bit stronger. It's the way testosterone effects bone and muscle development. Not to say a woman couldn't be stronger than any man, especially compared to body mass. A female weightlifter of the same height as a male could lift twice her body weight, while the male could lift more weight overall, the weight to lift ratio would be closer to 1:1.5.
>> Anonymous
>>590997
I know this.>>590664isn't talking about a comparison of male/female strength but of the masculine need to be tall and strong, and indicates that this is genetic. Within males, this is untrue. In either case, it can also be stated that as height is genetic, strength is not, as the relation is obviously not parallel.
>> Anonymous
>>590986
I read your post from the bottom, I first had some respect for you for considering that having misfunctioning genitals could affect an evolutionary pattern. Then I read this shit

>Strength isn't genetic.
Seriously, what were you thinking.
>> Anonymous
>>591016
Acquired characteristics aren't genetic. Idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>591035

Strength is influenced by genetics. If it's just not in you to be big and strong, it'll be hard to do so. If you're naturally prone to be hugemongous, it'll be easy to be so.

Faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>591006
If something isn't the only variable, it doesn't mean it isn't an extremely important and defining variable. It's not acquired out of nowhere like a STR stat in a video game, it's developed based on your genetic set-up. Having the genetic dice against you mean it'll be harder to be strong. Strengh, or health in general, is not anything what you want of it. People don't choose to be weak, crippled, dying.

Yes, not doing exercices is bad. Yet, you don't have to deny modern science to make that a point.
>> Anonymous
>>591040
Being an influence doesn't mean it IS. Strength is influenced by genetics but is not genetic. Idiot.

>>591042
Having a crippling defect is the exception, not the rule. It is not an extremely important variable. Rather, it is far, far less important than regular exercise. You can easily more than quadruple your strength over a relatively short span of your life, and that increase will be greater than variation caused only by genetics within a set of people who do not exercise in any serious manner.
>> Anonymous
>>590583
>>590597
Source?
>> Anonymous
>>591053
What part of "it'll be harder to be strong" do you not fucking understand? Yes, exercices is important, how many fucking times do you need to be told that we know. We aren't the evil bad guys arguing with fatality that there's nothing we can do. STILL, genetics are important and will define your life a lot. It will rule how easely you can influence your own health. Genetic defines the POTENTIAL, and that is important, stop fucking comparing the two like they don't have anything to do with each other. "Exercices affects you more", jesus christ, they work TOGETHER.
>> Captain Obvious
Wow, here I thought this thread wouldn't get much further than the usually "tits and better sex" response.
>> Anonymous
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HAY GAIZ IS THIS A DISCUSHIN BOAR/D/ LETS DISCUSS THINGZ OMG NAO LOLOLOLOLO?!?!?!??!?!?!?! :P:)>_<_>_<_>XD
Dickgirls or GTFO.
>> Anonymous
>>591190
source plz
>> Anonymous
Rape, Pregnancy, Abortion or Childbirth, Menstrol Cycle, Breast Cancer (high % of women), STD's easily contracted (more-so than males)Menopause, and last but not least, the cunt punt.
>> Anonymous
One thing I think should be clarified is that I think most guys don't have any illusions about women having it easier. At best, the advantages cancel out the drawbacks and make it even out, but in most cases women do have it a bit harder in life due to various factors (mostly social, a few physical, namely periods and pregnancy.)

BUT, a lot of us think that the advantages would be worth the sacrifice. You might chalk that up to a case of grass-is-greener, and perhaps that's true. But, it may also be a case where girls can't really appreciate the advantages they have, since they've never seen things from the other half's perspective. (this would obviously apply to guys as well.) More likely, it's a combination of the two.

Personally, I would just like to be lifted of the social burden of having to be emotionally distant toward my friends and having to hide my feelings or suffer embarrassment just for having them. More intense orgasms would be a nice bonus, too.
>> Anonymous
>>590753Also, note that nipples, cervix, armpits and stuff DON'T bring any sexual pleasure.

This varies hugely from woman to woman. Some women love to have their nipples, etc. touched, others could care less. Each woman is an individual with her own way of getting off. The only universal erogonous zone on a woman is the clit.
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>>591196
Take a wild fucking guess.
>> Anonymous
I disagree with a few heavily-over-reapeated statements here.

Women's orgasms are better? Maybe maybe not. We have no fucking clue. I do have to say though, I'm a guy, and while I don7t have the zillion and four small orgasm in a row thing going for me, I've had one orgasm last a full 90 seconds, blinding me to everything except pure pleasure. Couldn't see, couldn't hear. All I could do was feel. It was SUBLIME.

And enough with this "women are pretty and guys are ugly" shit. I know plenty of people who think guys can be beautiful too. Fuck the ancient idea that only women can look good.
>> SiggyPoo !GQUOsC9mgk
>>590656
It's difficult for you.
My girl cums in less than 10 minutes most of the time for better or for worse.
>> Tahiri
Trust me, girl's orgasms are much better. I get jealous at the noises my girlfriend's have made during love making. I barely feel a thing but they make it well known they are enjoying it.

To the point where it depresses me that I can't enjoy it on the same level as them.
>> Anonymous
As for physical male/female pros and cons i think the male comes out slightly ahead going on average male average female (not worst of everything a male can have to worst a female can have)

But the main advantage females have Are in the law. Think about it If you get married and then deviorced as a male you lose half your shit and almost always the good stuff (house car furniture etc etc) and you have to pay alamonie. As a female you get none of that shit.

Think about at a job you usually have to work harder for the same pay as a woman. (ex i used to be a cashier and when the 50-200 lb had to be loaded into cars solo guess who they asked the female or me?)

They also dont have to worry about how much fucken stupid things a president does since if there is a draft guess what? They dont have to go.

Now think of all the shit that gets guys in deep legal trouble that women get off easy for since they "female". Lorena bobbit cut her husbands dick off cuse she was in a bad mood (her husband asked her for sex and she didnt want it) and she didnt get shit done to her cuse she is female. If male turned down his wife and got so pissed at her asking that he cut off her tits you really think the jury would have let him go free??
>> SiggyPoo !GQUOsC9mgk
>>591214
true that
>> Anonymous
First off, I would like to say, that as a male, who masturbates frequently, I have had maybe, MAYBE six or seven remotely pleasurable orgasms in the past seven years. That's a poor overage, folks.

>>590976
I concur.

>>591214
Same.
>> Anonymous
Any advantages inherent in being female is infinately smaller than the disadvantages.

-I'm not certain of the statistics, but woman are around twice as likely to be sexually assualted.

-Women are physically weaker than men.

-In most cultures across the world women are not equals to men (in the U.S. women are paid 70 cents for every dollar a man is). In some cases they're outright regarded as the property of men.

-Menstration and menopause.

There's many other reasons but I'm not inclined to list any more.
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>> Anonymous
>>591220
twice. I didn't know so many guys were sexually assaulted, except in animu.

Menstruation: Probably one and only reason I wouldn't want to be a girl.
>> Anonymous
>>591221
See below.
>>591224
Try getting molested by your father repeatedly and then raped again in first grade. Yeah, I'm male. I'm surprised I can even get off at all.
>> Anonymous
I'm a guy, I'm glad I'm a guy. Would I switch? Maybe temporarily, just for the experience.

In the end though? Male and loving it. Why the hell would I ever want to be a woman?

Women in the model-perfect pictures, sure, sexy as hell. But your normal woman? Pretty until MAYBE 30, and then.... pretty much fucking useless. Guys become distinguished, and women just shrivel up... ESPECIALLY when their body gives up on having kids.

Let's face it, men are pretty much universally superior. Women have the miracle of childbirth or whatever, but in the end, they're here to pretty up the place until they have kids, and then, well, have kids.

Women, you can keep that. Enjoy it. I'll stick to being male, TYVM.
>> Anonymous
>>591227
It's called dying young. Humans shouldn't live past 40 anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>591220
(in the U.S. women are paid 70 cents for every dollar a man is) If that was an
I'm always a little suspicious of that statistic. How does that even work? It's not like "Okay, payday, 100,000 for Jack and 70,000 for Jill." So what the hell does that even mean?
>> Anonymous
>> Anonymous
>>591230Sounds good to me. The sooner women die, the better. Can you imagine a world without the nagging of old, bored, bitter women?

By all means, on your 40th birthday, become an hero. Excellent idea.
>> Anonymous
>>591227
Wow, you're fucked up. Where did you get this idea that women magically turn in grandmothers once they're thirty?
>> Anonymous
>>590536
It's a weeaboo thing to say,but girls have WAY more cosplay options.
>> Anonymous
>>591239
I wouldn't want to go without taking at least a million people with me.
>> Anonymous
If I were a women Id go and get gigantic breat implants as ASAP.
>> Anonymous
>>591239
Besides, I was speaking from a biological and environmental standpoint.
>> Anonymous
>>591233
ITs true but represented wrong Men care more about careers than women genraly and dont mind putting in overtime, most women rather be with there families. Another example is when a Woman has a kid and takes pregnancey leave if she and man A put in the same amount of hours a week before she had a kid, when she left for her child for maybe 1-4 months at the end of the year who would have made more? The man since he was at work the full year and didnt leave for a few months.
>> Anonymous
ITT there is no /d/ material
>> Anonymous
>>591240

It's not my fault that girls between 18 and 29 are much prettier and much more worth-while than the ones thirty and over.

US female culture has convinced generations of girls to give it up as early as possible. Other than having kids (which few men want), women exist to be pretty. Don't blame me when I choose to pursue the prettier ones. Why bother with >30 when there are so many over-willing <30?

Not my fault you're female and worthless. If I want something done, I do it myself. If I want someone to do, that's where women come into the picture. Fuck marriage and putting up with your bitchy ass for the rest of my life. I just want to fuck you now and move on.

And I get to do exactly that.
>> Anonymous
ITT we sage
>> Anonymous
heres one advantage to being female. slapping. you can hit the crap outta a man and get away with it, but the minute he raises a hand BAM hit with criminal charges
>> Anonymous
>>591254
Odd, see, I was under the impression that women were fellow human beings. Seriously, what are you, from the fucking Middle Ages? Even in the 1950s it was accepted that women had more of a purpose than to pleasure men. Oh, and I'm a male myself, just to nip that line of argument in the bud.
>> Anonymous
>>591263
I wish a bitch would press charges on me. The instant she goes for the phone-WHAP!

cockslapped.
>> Anonymous
>>591264
It's ok, he's just angry because he's one of those lesser males too unevolved to have any purpose beyond procreation and he can't find anyone to "do"
>> Anonymous
>>591264
Your right and that was to cook clean and take care of the house and kids. Glad we didnt leave those out
>> Anonymous
>>591264

I've gotta get some sleep soon, but perhaps I should explain myself.

The world has three types of guys in it. The first kind is the nice guy. Nice guys do, in fact, understand women on a basic level. They're also very sympathetic, very empathetic, and very satisfying to women emotionally. Women like nice guys, but rarely actually date them. When they break up it's usually the woman that does the breaking. Sometimes this is even after 20 years of marriage (Honey, I know we've been "happily" married for 25 years, but I need something new and exciting!) Guy gets massively hurt, woman doesn't give a shit. What women crave is...

The second kind of guy. The bad guy. This guy doesn't really give a shit about the woman, except for what she can do for him. She, on the other hand is continually trying to "fix" him, trying to "make him a better man", all the while enjoying rampant monkey-like sex with him on a daily basis. He's getting what he wants, so no reason for him to change, and if he loses the girl, he just gets another one... they line up for him anyway. He doesn't understand women at all, he just kind of goes with it since they flock to him. When they break up, neither one really goes through a lot of heartache... maybe a few drinks....
>> Anonymous
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Then you have the third kind of guy. This guy used to be a nice guy, but was burned so many times by so many women that he became a bad guy. Unfortunately for any women who crosses HIS path, he's got both the physical and the emotional side of things down. He can string a woman up in an emotional web six ways from tuesday. He's desirable, he's sexual, and he's capable of crafting the most elaborate false-relationship you've ever seen. However, he's also become fantastically vindictive, and when he's done with her, he dumps her. HARD. This is when you see the woman who loses it, who thought she had everything, but then got put out on her ass without even a good-bye. Terrifyingly enough, that's how this guy gets off. Nothing quite like crushing her spirit and reducing her to a blubbering, bawling wreck for months.

Call me what you will... I really don't care. I'm good at what I do, and I've no intention of stopping.

Guess which one I am. Fuck a good guy over enough, and you create something horrifying. I set women up just to enjoy what I want from them and then knock them down. (Figuratively, of course. No actual violence happens.)
>> Anonymous
Wow. Reading all of this makes me glad I'm gay.
>> Anonymous
>>591279

Wow, I thought you were going to go about on an ego trip about something you have no idea of.
Unfortunately, you are quite correct that the nice guys never get the girls, or the happy ending. I have to say that despite myself having realised this many years ago, I have not the heart to make the switch to the apathetic or aloof boyfriend.
>> Anonymous
>>591292
What you mean to say is "*I* can't get the girls". Plenty of nice guys get nice girls, I suspect you're just a dick.
>> Anonymous
>>591332
You've just proven that *you* are.
I hate to contribute to this retarded discussion, and granted I'm fairly young (21) and I've never met every woman on the face of the earth, but from what I've seen, yeah, women like it when you treat them like shit. I think the problem is he ISN'T an asshole. Being nice to girls gets you ignored. It makes them think you're meek and incapable of taking control in any situation. It's not "manly".
"Be yourself"? Bullshit. If you aren't 'hot' and have the perfect body, you have very little chance at getting any girl "being yourself".
Oh, yeah. And girls don't like it if you just walk up to them and say you think they're pretty and ask them out. They'll either laugh at you or run away.
>> Anonymous
ITT /d/ confuses itself for myspace.
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>>590639
>> Anonymous
have to say type three of the males are those that get the womans faster and easier

those are i like most, they give a fuck about a woman and can be on the other hand a nice fuck too (funny, they cannot get on when a woman jsut used him for an nice fuck) also those can amke nice fuckfriends, no one really cares for the other but both may like to fuck every now and then (when you are one of those,watch for the woman with balls, she knows who you are and likes it)

but what i have seen is that those guys who do not care for woamn aka type 2 THINK they get the most, well they get the worst girls, those that have no brains except for howtobeprettyandanicefucktoy
>> Anonymous
>>591394
>women like it when you treat them like shit.

And you wonder why nobody will date you? It's because you're a fucking chauvinist prick, just like the other guy whining that girls don't like nice guys. New flash guys, the reason the ladies aren't into you is because you're fucking losers. Don't blame your terrible personalities on someone else.
>> Anonymous
>>591279
Give this man a medal.
Truth pours out with each word he utters.
>> Anonymous
>>591279

You're just a whining spineless "nice guy" who can't seem to think why women don't like a guy without a spine. And then, when you start acting out like an "asshole", you LOOK like you have a spine, but you're just roleplaying, really.

There is also a fourth type of guy, one who doesn't listen to a woman's problems in exchange for sex, or act like he's holier than thou simply because he's not trying to get into her pants like he really wants to.

This is the "honest guy". He's honest about his needs and wants and instead of being the "nice guy" who just sits around and hoping that listening to her bitch about her day at work will eventually cause her to turn to him and say, "Oh, god, your listening is SO sexy! Let's fuck!"

If you act like a doormat and expect the woman to do everything, expect the worst.
>> Anonymous
Women activists need to post on /b/. They'll be appreciated there.

Also, get back to kitchen.
>> Anonymous
If I was a woman I would fart in public all the time.
>> Anonymous
591279 says, "I was completely nice and normal in every way until a couple years of dating turned me into a sociopath."

Yes, right. There was nothing fucked-up about you BEFORE you got fucked over. Nooooo.

Ever try figuring out why you go for women who abuse you? Why do you think you're such a piece of shit anyway, that you subject yourself to psycho bitches? Ripe for analysis, you are.

You say nothing's going to stop you but obviously you want some uber-bitch to really put you in your place. Why not just pay a domme and save everyone a lot of grief?
>> sage goes in the email field Anonymous
HERE IS A BIG SECRET

1. keep your hair and face clean
2. dress well
3. respond properly to women
...
4. Have sex!

IT WORKS EVERY TIME!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>591198cunt punt

Holy shit, If you think getting kicked in the groin is bad for a CHICK, DAMN! I know it hurts pretty bad for them, but the pain for a guy goes right up your spine and into your head, then back down and into your stomach. The end result is like swallowing a cork wide enough for your stomach sphincter (can't remember the technical term for it) and trying to vomit

>>591214

I'm a guy, and if I really get into it, I'll start moaning. I think the thing with females is that they don't have as much restraint when it comes to physical feelings
>> Anonymous
>>591562

I don't think he's right that women 'want' to be treated like shit, but it's pretty true that women aren't satisfied with being treated like a queen either. Although women complain about their partners being hesitant to shoulder responsibility and devote themselves into a relationship, men who are eager to do so are let down just as much; women find the relationship lacking fulfillment because the man was far too easy to win over and will therefore lose interest.
Women, despite their complaints, do seek something that is more of a hunt. This is why nice guys (in meaning that they are as emotional and fond of attachment as women) don't work well in relationships. They're not as exciting or alluring as men who are resistant to being drawn into long-term relationships.