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So tell me /d/

Would a girl like an enema?
>> Anonymous
Depends on the girl.

That one? Doesn't look like it.
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THIS SHALL BE AN ENEMA THREAD!!!!
>> Anonymous
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Any real-life experiences dealing with giving a girl a basement cleaning?
>> Anonymous
Can anyone give any tips or detail the benefits for giving one a self-enema?
>> Anonymous
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A cleaner butt sex? That and constipation relief.
>> Anonymous
all I know about the subject I learned from the right stuff
>> Anonymous
They're an interesting experience from a BDSM perspective. ^^
>> Anonymous
>>320764

For long term health reasons, detoxification. It's pretty much a shower for your lower intestinal tract and other organs. Of course, doing it just once won't have any kind of permanent effect or make you live longer, but regular use will help your body just overall function better, and make you feel better.

That and I would never, ever think of having anal sex without one. It's also pleasurable, so it fits right into the sexual routine.
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>>320764

I did a kind of mini-enema-douche thing with my girlfriend a while ago in preparation for our first experimentation with anal play.
It worked quite well, in my opinion, even if I did fuck up a few times.

The most important thing is, if you're using a squeezy pippet type thing (fuck you, I can't keep up with these kids and their lingo) MAKE SURE IT IS ACTUALLY FULL OF WATER. It's easy to noob it up and fill half of it with air. Then you put it into her ass and HOLY SHIT IS THAT PAINFUL, LIKE FARTING IN REVERSE. Just make sure it's as full of water as possible before you do it.

We didn't use any special mixture, or soap or anything, which didn't really matter as we were using condoms and shit left right and center anyway. It's really simple, just make sure she's relaxed and that whatever you're putting in there is lubed up generously. Also for fuck's sake don't do it over a carpet.

Last but not least, don't be freaked out by all the weird shit that comes out after you do it. repeat the process a few more times, keep everything nice and sanitised, and make sure to wash the outside during and after the process, and before you know it it's all coming out clean and then it's GOOFY TIME.

For those who don't like tl;dr, have a girl fucking her own ass as consolation.
>> Anonymous
>>320809
But... I like the carpet!
>> Anonymous
>>320776
very true
>> Anonymous
Okay, for one, the reasons for administering enemas and the like are primarily for anal play

The propaganda that enemas will help you live longer has persisted, and will continue to persist so long as there are colonic spa's. They make their money on holistic "treatments".

If you EAT PROPER FIBER, your digestive tract cleans itself out, far better than the microbacteria and flora destroying water your pump into yourself. So, fiber is superior to enema.

For another, if you take enemas more than once a week or so, you risk -literally- upsetting your belly enough that enemas become mandatory to keep from getting more constipated. In which case it's a long process to get your bowels and muscles back up to speed to get the kinks out of your hose.

For another, occassional enema use is okay. It's not a health benefit, unless you're already unhealthy and have no plans to make changes to eat better. Then you're just sort of at a level on a chart between "unhealthy" and "vital", closer to "in trouble".

The only thing you get out of enema use, is how cute a womans belly pooches out.
>> Anonymous
My advice, if you plan to take up occassional enemas.
1.) Capacity. The MAXIMUM HUMAN BOWEL capacity is 4 quarts. Usually higher in men than women, due to the fact men don't have a uterus/ovaries in the way.
2.) Temperature. Lukewarm, or COMFORTABLY warm water. Hot water is BADBADBADBAD for colons, and too cold is understandably bad. There are only nerves so far up the colon until you just can't feel it if you burn or freezeburn something further up. Be safe, use tolerable temperatures.
3.) chemicals other than water. DO NOT USE ALCOHOL. DO NOT. DO NOT, USE ALCOHOL. Do you understand me? Too sugary drinks are also bad.. just stick with water, or find some reliable information about liquids.
4.) Hydrating the colon can rob the body of potassium and many nutrients. This can be bad. It can cause fatigue, so remember to eat good and plentifully to replenish what is lost.
>> Anonymous
5.)It is possible to use air as an enema. There are only a few dangers; death of the native flora in your intestine. If you destroy too much, expect to be rolling around moaning in discomfort and eating yogurt (natural, healthy, flora restoring yogurt) for the next few days. I'm not sure the capacity for air, but it causes you to cramp more than normal.
6.) THE POSTED PICTURE 'TUTORIAL' OF BELLY EXPANSION THROUGH ENEMA IS PHONY, FRAUDULANT, AND A DANGEROUS BIT OF MISINFORMATION/FANTASY!! You may as well go to a southern Baptist minister expecting him to cure you of diabetes. Accept no substitutes, consult a doctor.
7.) Time spent in the colon.. If you must take an enema, hold it for about 5-8 minutes after it finishes entering (supposing you're using a constant flow gravity fed bag) your body. Massage the cramps away, let it get used to it. Then expel.
8.) You won't want to take an enema on the same day you need to go into public. Water sometimes hides inside and DEMANDS release at unexpected or ungainly times. Do it on a weekend when you'll be suredly home bound.
>> Anonymous
>>320809
source on the picture i forgot the site thx
>> Anonymous
9.) As I've addressed the alcohol issue above, I'll mention some safer things to use.. a.) decaffeinated teas. Those are fine, but WAIT FOR IT TO COOL. They're very soothing and offer anti-oxydents b.) Coffee. No milk. Coffee enemas are actually good 'exercise' for your liver. c.) I'm not sure about gatoraid. No drink that's heavily caffeinated, or contains lots and lots of sugar.
Lets see...
Oh yea.
10.) You will have cramps. But if it feels more painful than it should, stop immediately.
>> Anonymous
>>321239

You might want to explain why alcohol is bad. Death etc. I would but I cba atm.
>> Anonymous
Giving a self-enema pretty much comes down to what materials you've got access to and how much things going through your anus bothers you.
If you're the adventurous type but can't go buy a kit or something you can just try sitting on a water bottle (crushing it will leave the water only one place to go- but since they're not that big you'll have to repeat this a bunch of times,) or you can lay down in the bathtub and scoot yourself forward until you're sitting on your shoulders and have yourself pushed right up against the faucet- you don't have to actually insert it so long as you push against it sufficiently.

...I think I'll go do that now.
>> Anonymous
Any other ideas for homemade enema's? I'm really wanting to have one right now.
>> Anonymous
>>321260
what materials do you have to hold water, transport water, and clench your anus to to get it into you?

Oh, and if you ever want to post the results from your insertion/inflation, post them here:
http://foone.org/7898/inflation/
Share! :D

>>321256
That doesn't work for everybody.. some faucets are up too high.

My advice is to just sit in the tub and get a water bottle. Eight ounces per bottle.
Figure out how many ounces equate into two quarts or so. By the end you'll feel like you're about to burst.
I'd recommend not shitting in the bath tub; use the toilet.
>> Anonymous
A water bottle is probably about the right amount of water for now and if you want more you can pull it back into a less smashed shape, refill it, and use it again.

After that you should probably make a small investment in something that will hold more water and conveniently bypass your anus.
>> Anonymous
dunno if this is correct, but i know if you put thing in the ass, it pretty much gets directly absorbed into your blood stream....

and the dunno part - i think alcholol if entered directly into the blood stream = poison??

And wont alcholol cause a infection from the yeast/grain/etc it was made from (esp beer and grape wine)?
>> Anonymous
I've got a Water bottle, but i've tried that before and it kinda hurts when you put it in...what with the ridges on the top an' all.
>> Anonymous
>>321281
Yes, yes it will.
So spread the world among any enema experimenters you know:
ALCOHOL + YOUR RECTUM = DEAD.
>> Anonymous
>>321282
Do you have one of those bottles with the liftable tops?
Like, you pop it up, a hole in the top for drinking from. You push it down, it's secured from leakage.

You get the top off of that to make it a Ghetto Nozzle. No painful ridges.
>> Anonymous
Good idea...i dont think i have any though.

Just in case, any other ideas?
>> Anonymous
>>321287
Think, man.. or woman. Whatever.
DO NOT use a garden hose, though. New, or old.
>> Anonymous
oooh?
Why shouldn't I use a hose?
I've done it a few times and It feels really good....
>> Anonymous
>>321281
>and the dunno part - i think alcholol if entered directly into the blood stream = poison??
no more so than any other method of entry. alchol in the blood is alchol in the blood no matter how it got there. the problem is how much and how FAST its absorbed. insead of drinking half that bottle of wine over a nice evening, you (essentially) drink that entire bottle of wine over 5-10 minutes. eg you get alot more than you're used to ALOT FASTER.

>And wont alcholol cause a infection from the yeast/grain/etc it was made from (esp beer and grape wine)?
its all dead. don't worry about this. infact by the time beer and wine are done fermenting, the resulting mixture is essentially unlivable in by the end of the process.
>> Anonymous
>>321294
Because asides from being not quite so clean, I heard somewhere that the likelyhood of something in the hose could make attaining cancer easier..

I don't have the science to back it up, so I'll just say: STAY AWAY FROM THE HOSE. IT HAS AIDS.
>> Anonymous
>>321299
Wine is better than beer, but yes, it has to be diluted.

And honestly, I don't trust the intelligence of /d/tards to dilute it appropriately.. Or, to look on the internet how. So I just told them not to do it, period.
>> Anonymous
>>320808It's pretty much a shower for your lower intestinal tract and other organs.

There aren't other organs in the colon, smart guy.
>> Anonymous
>>321300
i've heard of that too. (Admittedly in a very differnt context)

its mostly Phthalate plasticizers (softeners) in Polyvinyl chloride. in order to make PVC flexible (instead of that hard plastic your plumbing is made out of) they have to add softeners to it. these may slowly leach out, and some of them have very bad health complications.

on the other hand softened PVC has been used for many MANY years now and the body of evidence is still very small and inconclusive. basically, its *probably* safe, but it *may* not be. and things that *may* not be safe are generally things that you should avoid.
>> Anonymous
>>321302
honestly, i expect the random i want and alchol enema guy to shoot himself up with generic cheap high proof vodka. because why would you use something that otherwise has a good taste in your ass?

of course. then you're doing something like the equilivant of 20 shots in 5 minutes. say hello to instant death.
>> Anonymous
>>321309
There's also the fact that you get hung over much faster, as the liver hasn't had the opportunity to get to it first.

So you get drunk quick and hung over quick. congrats!
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>> newbie
sources for all the pics?
>> Anonymous
New things I just learned...