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Halp /d/
I like PENIS. I mean a lot. Like PENIS is awesome and VAGINA smells like shit. Problem is i dont like men. The male body is ugly and boring in my opinion but i love womens' bodies. In other words i like dickgirls.

The problem is, if I like dick but not men, and i like women but not VAGINA, how will I ever find love/sex?

Pic very related
>> Anonymous
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Also moar dmitrys for good measure
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>> Anonymous
shemales? if u let go of the fact that they were once men and now women (every shemale ive talked to gets mad if i dont call them she) then u shouldnt hav any problem at all
>> Anonymous
dildo? alot.
>> Anonymous
you don´t.

kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>880433
find a girl who likes pegging duh.
>> Anonymous
>>880433
I used to be like this, and then I saw a man in real life that made me swoon. Maybe you're just looking at the wrong kind of guy?
>> Anonymous
Do want penis? Pick a man.
Do want vagina? Pick a woman.
Do want a woman with penis? Pick a shemale, but probably you will not enjoy either a good woman body nor a well erected penis to have sex (due to hormone therapy).
>> Anonymous
>>880433
There are lots of trans around. I'm sure you can find someone if you try.
>> non anon
>>880433
>>880435

allowed furries on 4chan! its owkay for me
>> Anonymous
Girls with strap-on.

What do I win?
>> Anonymous
>>880517
>>880447
This is the right answer.
Shemales aren't girls with cocks, they're men with tits.
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i feel the same way minus your dislike for the vajayay. i wouldnt give up on it so fast. some smell, but some are tasty. you can hardly say that cunts small but dicks dont. dicks can be just as rank.

i think i would recommend having sex with a guy and a girl at the same time. i'll let you know how it goes for me

and i agree with the girl+strapon
>> Anonymous
First of all, vaginas don't smell like shit unless she has some sort of hygiene problem.

Secondly, I have some bad news for you about what hole is generally fucked when vaginas are out of the picture.
>> Anonymous
>>880433
holy fucking shit

i too love dicks but i don't find the male body attractive so dickgirls for me
>> Anonymous
>>880573
Did you even read one other post besides the OP?
>> Anonymous
if it's a futanari, i will gladly offer her my asshole. and then fuck her vagoo
>> Anonymous
>>880433
You won't
>> Anonymous
protip: dickgirls are known as "she-males" or "pre-op M-to-F transsexuals" IRL
>> Anonymous
PENIS PENIS PENIS!!!
>> Anonymous
>>880640


"Shemales aren't girls with cocks, they're men with tits."

A shemale doesn't have pussy......
A futa-girl have pussy AND dick, that's here all of the interest
>> Anonymous
>>880665
Wrong.

Futa is not shemale, but you are also wrong.

Improve your English.
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>> Anonymous
>>880500

those aren't furry. they're close to the 10% mark, but not there
>> Anonymous
>>880433

You don't like human beings. Socialize with more people you xenophobic.
>> Anonymous
Know exactly how you feel OP,
I suspected I was homosexual so I tried watching some gay porn but it made my dick so flaccid and it really didn't turn me on.
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>>881067
>> Anonymous
>I suspected I was homosexual so I tried watching some gay porn

I lol'd so hard at this,
>> Anonymous
>>880433
you're probably just messed in the head, fuck around a little bit and find out who/what you're really into
>> Anonymous
I just now realize that is a horse/lady.
>> Anonymous
uhhh trannies?
>> Anonymous
>>881075
uh oh ... heart shaped nipples!? i believe ... yes yes i do i have acquired a new fetish
>> Anonymous
>>880720
The one on the right also has a dick, if I recall correctly
>> Anonymous
>>881467
The one on the left has a pussy, but that doesn't mean I'd fuck him.
>> Anonymous
>>880433
You are on 4chan looking at pron. What makes you think you would find love/sex even if you were straight?
>> Anonymous
>>881074
Haha, oh wow.
>> Anonymous
>>880500
GTFO
>>880622
second
>> Anonymous
>>880720
sauce on the one on the right?
>> Anonymous
>>880517
>>880447
Girls who want to use a strapon more than once a month don't exist.
>> Anonymous
i was once you OP

but i've slowly come to like men and now i enjoy sucking cock more than anything else sexual to do except maybe breath play. the two go together nice

that is to say, you'll probably eventually come to realize that you like guys and god damn it feels good.

all while appreciating everything about women except the nasty bit!
>> Bill Nye
Bill Nye thinks you should read about Persistent Müllerian Duct Syndrome.

Bill Nye also correctly used an umlaut.
>> Anonymous
No one mentioned getting a girlfriend who wants to sometimes pimp you to a male friend of hers while she watches...