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Hey /d/, I was wondering, what does semen taste like? Given how often futas enjoy letting on themselves, what is it that attracts women to the produce of the cock? Has any /d/enizen, male or otherwise, tasted semen? What does it taste like?

Pic is repost, but it's the one that made me a recent frequenter of /d/. For which I am glad.
>> Anonymous
taste your own
>> Anonymous
Youre kidding me... Tell me you are...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I think he is rather questioning the reasons behind your curiosity (I also did when i read your post), none the less you can just take his advice if you want to know so badly
>> Anonymous
>>429836
That's just it, curiousity. I sure as hell don't want to, but I'm interested in what it was like for others...within reason.
>> Anonymous
>>429845
If you want something, make the effort. No effort = no gain... not that i am suggesting that knowing the answer to your question can really be called a "gain"...... Which is probably why nobody knows the answer
>> Anonymous
>>429827

Well, actually, I did once, for shits and giggles. It didn't taste of anything. Also...

>>429826
>male or otherwise

It would freak me out if there were girls browsing /d/. And turn me on a little.

But mostly just freak me out.
>> Anonymous
girls say its salty and kind of like oysters...
>> Anonymous
>>429854
they're here, brudda.
>> Anonymous
moar liek blue oyster bar
>> Anonymous
Well, semen is alkaline, so it shouldn't taste good, it should be rather bitter I suppose.
>> Anonymous
I consume my own regularly. It depends a lot on what you eat. I don't know the exact science behind it, but I 've heard that read meat makes it taste bitter. Also, pineapple juice can make it taste sweet. I can't attest personally to the two experiences, but i have noticed that sometimes it tastes a bit salty, sometimes like nothing, and when I eat a lot of sweets (we rarely have junk food/dessert at our house) it can taste a bit sweet. But it CAN have a really bad after taste, a very bitter aftertaste. As I said, it depends a lot on what you or your partner consumes.
>> jigoku ni itte kudasai
And you wonder why there are no girls on the internet.
>> Anonymous
>>429854

The XX's walk among you. ;)
>> Anonymous
I hear it tastes like snot, like most bodily fluids (besides blood, which has copper) tastes like.
>> Anonymous
I'm vegan and mine usually tastes either slightly sweet or tasteless.
Though there was that one time when I was drinking a lot of earl grey tea and not eating much and it kinda tasted like the tea.
>> Anonymous
if you ever get to have sex with a human eitheer have him/her give you a bj and then kiss you on the mouth, or suck a guy off.
Or stay her on the computer jack off and shove the result into your pie hole.
>> c h a n
i heard that horse semen tastes like straw

lmao
>> Anonymous
I suppose it could be summed up as "The stuff that comes out of you will taste mostly like the stuff that goes into you."
>> Anonymous
mine smells like bleach
>> Anonymous
I usually describe my boyfriend's (yeah, I'm a girlas bleach and lemons, but that doesn't really tell you that it's salty and musky as well. Precome tastes a bit nicer, but only a bit.
>> Anonymous
>>430148
tell yer bf to eat more pineapple, makes it taste better
>> Anonymous
>>430202

I get off on my gf playing with my cum.

I actually keep pineapple juice in the house, as she says its sweeter. Shes more willing to get really dirty with it when thats the case.

I'm also taking on all suggestions for producing bigger loads.
>> Anonymous
>>430204
Easy way to produce a bigger load is to drink a couple of pints of water 6 hours before you cum, your semenial fluids will have much more water content. 'Saving yourself up' for 48 to 72 hours produces more semen for obvious reasons. The bj session should be drawn out for as long as possible, too.

I hear eating zinc suppliments also increases cum volume but I haven't tried that myself.
>> Anonymous
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My semen smells like cake mix and tastes like stale cake mix.

>>430117
1. Blow a load in GF's Mouth.
2. Push her over and start frenching.
3. Insert stump body part if applicable.
4. Proceed until GF gets off.
5. Cuddle, pictures, leave etc.
6. Report taste to 4chan.

>>429854
My gf looks at /d/ until she goes all crazy and pounces me. She makes me steal pics from here and throw them on her pc.

>>430204

Why bigger loads? 15 mins and just do it again.

or

1. Buy Cakemix and Ky

2. Insert Tubing

3. ??????

4. Sperm?
>> Anonymous
>>430202

I do my best but getting my bf to eat any fruit or veg is like wearing a mountain down to the ground by fucking the peak of it every day. That is to say, probably satisfying but insanely difficult.
>> Anonymous
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>>430373
Ditch that zero and get yourself a hero
>> Anonymous
when i was much younger and more flexable i could do that, although my dick is not nearly that size. cum tastes like... it tastes kind of like blood, but not so sweet and metalic, and more salty and sour... no, wait, it tastes like salty mayonase. but try it for yourself. if you are too much of a pussy to just eat your own cum, then have your girl, if you've got one, snowball you. personaly, i get off on it, not because i enjoy the taste, but because i associate it with those times in my youth when i could bend in ways that make me hurt now.
>> Anonymous
I would taste mines but I have chlamydia :( no joke..
>> Anonymous
Mine has a minty aftertaste...wtf is up with that?
>> Anonymous
>>430373

Then tell your boyfriend that you won't swallow.
If he can't be bothered to eat some fucking fruit then you shouldn't have to eat his cum.
>> Anonymous
>>430058
Can Vegans eat semen? >_>
>> rootgnaw
I'm just a standard boring lacto-ovo-vegetarian and mine tastes (some time since I tasted it now) like egg white.
>> Anonymous
I'm very flexible so I can suck myself off, mine has a bitter after taste.
>> Anonymous
i'll have what shez having
>> dan
it depends, sometimes it tastes kinda gross. There are foods you can eat to make it taste sweeter, such as fruits, or asparagus for really nasty tasting cum.
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>> Anonymous
SALTY MILK
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>> Anonymous
Salty. Can be very bitter and disgusting, if certain foods are eaten within a day of ejaculation.

Usually, sugary fruits give it a "sweeter" taste. My last fuck-buddy was a vegetarian, so his tasted a bit like boiled salad... Not great, but a taste I could get very used to. The texture is not so great; a bit like snot from what I've had.

As for what's attractive about it... The fact that it's from a cock. Love the cock. Cock, cock, cock.
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>>429854
we're here
>> Anonymous
>>430865
I sure hope you're not a guy...