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Insect Creatures. Anonymous
Seeing the mandibles on this creature reminded me of insect monsters and how kinky they are.
Care to help a poor /d/epraved brother out?
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>> Anonymous
/r/ thread
>> Anonymous
>>1111530

See, it's funny, because the OP very politely asked for something that wasn't here, on any page, and you responded with two words. One word, actually, because one of those wasn't a word. And you couldn't even bother to include another picture for the rest of us.

OP, I wish I could have something to help you, but I really don't - recent folder purge, you know how it is. But for real, though, keep on keepin' on. Ignore this asshole, because he is a faggot.

And as for you, man, the guy who responed - really? for REAL? you really have nothing better to do then jump down every single thread asking for a thing, telling them to go somewhere else? You can't muster up a shred of solidarity four a /d/ bretheren? You can't reach deep inside and find a scrap of common courtesy? You can't even ignore it and just jack off to another thread, like the rest of us? No, you have to spend your time policing a porn board, making everyone follows the rules down to the most technical detail?

Seriously, die in a housefire. You asshole. You're on a board of people who jack off to chicks with dicks fucking their mother in the feet, while being raped by monsters who shit pineapples. Made of goo. or some shit. And I, as one of those people, think you're lower than dirt. Seriously. Think about that. You're getting dissed by a board of sick fucks. And you fucking deserve it. You goddamn bureaucrat.

I don't know if it's just you, who immediately responds to these "Hey, what is this?" threads immediately with a "NOT /R/ HURRRR", but wither it's you or a cabal, y'all seriously, seriously, need to chill the fuck out.
>> Anonymous
>>1111596
>> Anonymous
>>1111596
Too long; didn't read.

Also, sup OP
>> Pryftan !OdLuXTs17.
>>1111596
tl;dr
but wouldn't it be nice if some people actually helped out in /d/? People who need things /d/ get their wishes fulfilled? if it gets out of hand, sage them to death.
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>>1111596

Also, because I hit "submit" instead of "browse" by mistake, here's a thing. I think it's a Nazi getting raped by a snake, maybe? I don't know, I just chose a thumbnail at random.

Also, GB2/R/ guy, you still need to fuck yourself up the ass with an Escalade.
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Oh hey, OP, I posted a really cool pic. I think you'll get a kick out of it.
>> Anonymous
>>1111596

LOL!!!

Now THAT's a flame. :D

Well done, anon!
>> Anonymous
>>1111619
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>>1111602
You are the cancer killing 4chan.
>> Anonymous
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>>1111619
HAW HAW LOOKIT ME I'M SO COOL I REPORTAN U FOR REQUESTAN STUFF
>> Anonymous
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>>1111619

Shut the fuck up and go home.

This thread wasn't bothering anyone until you jackasses showed up and made a big deal out of it. Have you ever noticed that you "community moderaters" are the only ones here who care more about the rules than having a good time? Normally I'd call you gay, but even gay dudes can find something more exciting to do here than bitch about /r/ threads. Maybe you're a eunich?

As a side note, if you've got enough dexterity to post a picture with one hand, at least make it sexy, jackass.
>> Anonymous
>>1111630
Without moderation, from both the community and the moderators, you /r/etards would turn this board into /r/ - Hentai/Alternative Requests.

Go to /b/ if you want a good time, and stay there.

PERMANENTLY.
>> Anonymous
>>1111634

You know who else thought the community would make good moderators?
>> Anonymous
>>1111635
....che guevara?
>> Anonymous
>>1111634

There's a difference between saying, "Hey - somebody left a picture of a pile of shit on this board, that's totally killing my boner" and "Hey, I've got nothing better to do, let me scan /d/ to find anybody who's violated even a letter of the rules in their most technical detail, and troll them."

The OP brought something new to the table, and bothered to type out full sentences - as opposed to something retarted like "must have MOAR!" or whatever. You could have easily, EASILY ignored this thread, and you would have been completely fine. Or, if it really, really bothered you, you could have lightly and kindly informed him that this wasn't the place for such requests, but as long as he was here here's an artist name, a picture, maybe an /rs/ link, and you would have not only gotten your point across, but you'd have shown some people something new and generally just a bunch of people a mitzvah.

See, that's how a "community" works.

Immediately shouting "/r/ thread!" and reporting someone solves nothing, expands no one's horizons, makes the entire board look like dicks (something we DON'T need on top of the sick shit we already post here) and is also fucking obnoxious.

So go ahead and take your self-righteousness and shove it up your ass. The rest of us, frankly, think that all of you who fancy yourselves templars, protecting us from sliding into the shithole that is /r/, well you're all kind of dicks, and your posts are generally far far more annoying than the actual request itself.
>> Anonymous
>>1111651
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>1111651
Posting something new? Yeah, he posted what this thread (>>1108484) has already posted and went beyond the mandatory single pic to start a thread.

Go be butthurt somewhere else, you troll.
>> Anonymous
>>1111664

I'm making a list of acceptable reasons to be a complete cock to someone, and it turns out "not noticing a thread that was a couple pages back whe he posted this" is totally not on it. Unless after posting this he then broke into your house, shot your dog, and the raped it (which is on the list), there's no reason not to respond to "where can I find more of this" with "this linkie here to a thread two pages back, next time post in /r/."

My favorite, though, is that you seem to be able to pull that link right out of your ass when nitpicking the least important detail of a "stfu and stop being a dick" post, but not when someone politely asks for it. There's no excuse for that level of faggotry. Calm the hell down, lighten the fuck up, and try being nice to people once in a while - it will take you places.

And with that, /d/, I'm out. I saw, I conquered, I came. I tried to promote peace and well-being, and now the rest is up to you. Don't fail me.
>> Anonymous
>>1111680

a true /d/ hero.
>> Anonymous
I was expecting a thread full of insect monster girls, with several hopefully posted by the OP.

Instead, I got a long, boring monologue from some self-righteous prick who thinks lurking /d/ for ten minutes is sufficient to gain the nuances and unspoken rules about the board.
>> Anonymous
ITT: BULLSHIT FROM BITTER INDIVIDUALS
>> Anonymous
>>1111680
actual human kindness? in MY /d?
>> Anonymous
>>1111705

"18 posts and 5 image replies omitted." That's what I read. it sounds like you've got unreasonable expectations.
>> Anonymous
I wish I ahd some OP :(
>> Anonymous
>>1111729
And only two of those pics were related to his /r/.

I'd at least expect a lower post:image ratio on the hentai boards.
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>>1111524
Way to go OP.... You broke the thread