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Anonymous
This is the best pic I've seen in a while
>> Anonymous
More.
>> Anonymous
And I thought soda through the nose hurt.
>> Anonymous
John K-Peta ?
>> Anonymous
Me and the human beings around me refer to this act as the "angry dragon"
>> John K Peta makes me hard Anonymous
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Here you go.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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and more!
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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EEHEEHEEE!
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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"Moo" said the cow. Fuckin' cow.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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(I'm not crazy. Promise)
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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Do a little dance, Make a little love...
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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GET DOWN TONIGHT!
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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"Can you, uh... Can ya' varify that there, fella?"

Go download: Buckethead - The Cobra's Head

Sick ass song.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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More and more and more for you folks. I rarely post so I'm making up for lost time.

This is pretty /e/ but I like it and it's relevant, so deal.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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Seriously, get the Buckethead song. Now. I'll be soooo pissed if you don't. I'll make guro chan material out of you, I will.

Get it.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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"But, Anonymous," you ask, "Who the hell is Buckethead?"

Well, my feral little children, Buckethead is an amazing guitarist who wears a KFC bucket and mask on his head. You may know him from such places as the Power Rangers theme. He did the sick-ass guitars on the original. OOOOH YEEEAH.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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"But Anonymous," you ask again, "Why the fuck won't you shut up?"

Because, Simba, it a is the Circle of Life. That's how disney gets away with making their heroic main characters slaughter those deer-thingies mercilessly. Antelope. That's what they're called. Antelope.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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Hope this is fun to read. It's fun to type.

Tacos. Holy shit, I really want tacos.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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NO PEEING IN BUTTS. Gah-ross.

...*fap, fap, fap*
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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Ew, tentacles. Gross. Really, really gross.

...*fap, fap, fap*
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
>>177142

In before "but urine is sterile so it's okay".

BTW, I heard Buckethead got kicked out of Guns 'N Roses from a coworker who has some inside information on the music industry.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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"You make be hard,
you make me hard,
you make me hard.
So now I'm Haaaaaard..." Mindless Self Indulgence.

Best band ever? Yes.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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Fisty is a Biblical name.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers,
You Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers!
>> Go, go Power Rangers! Anonymous
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>>177145
WRONG. He fuckin' playe guitar for Axel Rose at the Grammies or some stupid shit. He was also rejected from the Red Hot Chili Peppers because he's too fuckin' metal for them.

But yeah, he's played for them before when they needed a guitarist. Guns 'n' Roses, I mean.
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Sorry if I came off as a dick. Unintentional. I almost typed "As a duck".
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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Quack, quack, quack.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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So, obviously, I'm just picking some of what I think are particularly hot and/or /d/ pictures.

...Quack.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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Know what I am sick of? Chuck Norris jokes.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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Mmm, butthole.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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Nyer, me am da smart. I makez da laydeez kreem.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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New book. That one is spent.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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I am getting bored, Simbas of 4chan.

Holy incest rimjob, Batman!
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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Can't help beating it while submitting these.

Uuuugh. Wetspot on the pant leg.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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So... Very... Lethargic!

BLEGH!
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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After applying, let sit for 8-10 minutes before rinsing off.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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One time when I was 3, I lost this toy gun when i went outside. I was cry and crying because I JUST had it, you know? Then I found it... in my hand. I was a dumb little kid.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
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I tried catching it once too. Not as successful as her. Just had to wash my hair thoroughly.
>> John K Peta still makes me hard Anonymous
Well, I might have one more comic but I am tooooo lazy to look. Please enjoy!

Fapping time!
>> Anonymous
>>177169
that is hot with an o takes me back to the days of my x girlfreind that loved rimjobs
>> Anonymous
moar
>> Anonymous
>>177145
Just because it's sterile doesn't mean it's safe 1: It'd burn like hell since urine is acidic and 2: Urine is made up of waste from our bodies which is sometimes dangerous (e.g. ammonia, uric acid,(alcohol only if you drink), and urea/bile)
>> Anonymous
sauces on thoes doujins ?
>> mr.ohSnap
http://rapidshare.de/files/14965404/2006_-__John_K_Pe-ta__Muchi_Muchi___Monzetsu_Fever.rar
http://rapidshare.de/files/14969569/2005_-__John_K_Pe-ta__Geki__Monzetsu_Operation.rar

:D
>> Still still hard. Anonymous
Bleargh! How's you guys like all my nonsense?
>> SOMONE GET THE NEW BOOK
SOMEONE GET THE NEW BOOK WTF. JOHN-K HAS A NEW BOOK OUT. WHY DO WE NOT HAVE IT!? SOMONE GET THE BOOK. SOMEONE GET THE NEW BOOK FROM JOHN-K PETA. ITS CALLED JKP's WORLD. GET IT. RAPIDSHARE IT. EVERYONE WANTS IT. BE A HERO.
>> Anonymous
I love his work. I remember fapping to it 7 times in a row. So great. :)