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Anonymous
Would /d/ fuck a dolphin?
>> Anonymous
No, but an octopus yes since it's tentacles. The /d/ rules are retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>602797

Goddamn, I have never found any dolphin beastiality porn despite several hours of searching.
SAUCE PLZ
>> Anonymous
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what about a unicorn?
>> Anonymous
/d/ woyld fuck anything with a heartbeat.
Now that I'm thinking about it, we'd probably not be that discriminating sometimes...
>> Anonymous
>>602819
Except for animals.
>> ????
>>602820
I'm sure some of us would
>> Anonymous
/d/ stands for /d/olphins
>> Anonymous
>>602826
Well yeah, those of us from Fchan who keep our fetishes quiet probably would.
>> Anonymous
>>602819

The constant cute lovable zombie threads say no.
>> Anonymous
>>602838
I ONLY just got the joke
>> Anonymous
>>602804

Hrm...kinda seems mutually exclusive...
>> Anonymous
>>602819
/d/ would fuck anything IN a heartbeat. Not necessarily WITH a heartbeat
>> Anonymous
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Beastiality is NOT ALLOWED on 4chan...but since this thread still exists there must have been a change of rule policy...

Either that or the mods mistook the dolphin for a shark...the moderators are always distracted by sharks since Moot always is eager to jump in and get eaten by them...
>> Anonymous
>>602881
I don't even know how to respond, so I'll just hope that you die slowly.
>> Anonymous
>>602881
Except moot posted in a thread above this one.
>> sage sage
i shouldn't have to explain myself
>> SiggyPoo !GQUOsC9mgk
>>602884
Die.

>>602890
link?
>> Anonymous
>>602905
1 - NO U, namefag.
2 - Bother to search, you lazy twat.
>> Anonymous
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>>602905
Get in on the drama!
>>602655

Also, beastiality is banned.
>> SiggyPoo !GQUOsC9mgk
>>602907
So why is it still here then, mr. Expert?
>> Anonymous
>>602911
BECAUSE MOOT IS DEAD DUR HUR HUR
>> Anonymous
>>602911
Because threads with bannable content will often stay up for a while until a mod/janator takes care of it, Mr. Tripfag.
>> Anonymous
>>602911
Also, I'm no expert, I'm just able to read and comprehend the rules.
>> SiggyPoo !GQUOsC9mgk
>>602912
angry anon is angry. go take a nap.
>> Anonymous
>>602924
>>602881
Thanks for the proof that you and "Moot's dead" faggot are the same person.
>> Anonymous
>>602907
That is not m00t. Also, everyone complaining about this thread still being here has obviously not bothered reporting it, as I did. REPORT IT FAGGOTS.
>> ?? !rape.hoh.I
>>602797

If it's realistic, then shit would soon turn guro. Girl explodes.
>> Anonymous
>>602936
Unfortunately, you can't report more than once. At least, my compy can't.
>> Anonymous
>>602939
Just from having sex with a dolphin? Wow.
>> Anonymous
The OP of this thread is an enormous faggot that didn't bother to read the rules.

Lurk moar, fag.
>> Anonymous
Dolphins can ejaculate with shotgun force. Sage for guro and beastiality.
>> Anonymous
>>602951
Well, calling it guro is going a bit too far, but then, a sage is never wasted.
>> Anonymous !oUcKNCHmI6
SAGE
>> Anonymous
Reported for bestiality.
>> Anonymous !Ep8pui8Vw2
>>602951
Shotgun force is rumour, but sage is never wasted
>> Anonymous
>>602944
it's ok if it's a /d/olphin !
>> Anonymous
why not?
this guy did
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
>> Anonymous
>>602989
Please don't bump the thread.
Also, bestiality is against the rules, especially the real-life sort.
>> SiggyPoo !GQUOsC9mgk
>>602925
Wrong.
Thanks for being a jackass, I needed a good laugh.
>> Anonymous
>>602991
Thanks for taking a full 40 minutes to reply. I thought you had shit your pants in fear because I figured you out.
>> Anonymous
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>> SiggyPoo !GQUOsC9mgk
>>602993
Oh, no. I got bored with your antics.
>> Anonymous
>>603000
Well next time, don't do it again.