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>> Anonymous
that guide is doing it wrong.

yaori?

and there's a difference between hermaphrodite, dickgirl and shemale.
>> Anonymous
>>357513fails
>> Anonymous
herms don't have balls for one thing and cosplay and shemale are the same thing, dumbass. They just changed the color on the shemale and gave it a different name.
>> Anonymous
Doug winger = suck
>> Anonymous
>>357525
Agreed. saged
>> Anonymous
I am amused.
>> Absit
>>357524
I feel bad that you think 'shemale' and cosplay are the same things.
>> Ri
>>357524

Agreed. Sagity sage.
>> Anonymous
shoop the balls off the herm?
>> Anonymous
dickgirl fans can't laugh, apprarently.
>> Anonymous
I find it sad that /d/ can't take a joke. at least it's related for once.
>> Anonymous
>>357524
>>357592
I didn't realize cosplay involved surgery these days.
On another note... Lighten-TFU /d/
I actually saved this the first time, cuz It makes me laugh.
>> Anonymous
I don't really think it's that /d/ needs to lighten up but that this picture is sort of a missed opportunity. It's inaccurate so instead of laughing I just notice that it's wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>357716
"the first time..."
As in, when it was posted on fchan?
>> Anonymous
>>357725
You mean the first three being exactly the same, right?
You have no idea how long I stared at them hoping there was some difference I was missing.
Depending on who you ask, the top row could all be the same thing.
I think the futa is pretty funny though.
We all know how popular unnatural hair color is on anime/hentai chicks.
>> Anonymous
It's a fucking JOKE, people! Next time you see a 'omg sause!' or 'i c whut u did there', remember to tell them what THEY'RE doing wrong, too!
>> Anonymous
/d/. Serious Business.
>> Bing! You get skeleton key!
>>357754
Bing! No. This joke wasn't funny.
>> Anonymous
i get the joke, and honestly it is not realy funny. but at the same time it has so much misplaced potential it almost makes me cry, herm - dick is to big, dick girl shouldent have balls, shemale dick sould be cmaller but biger than the herm, futa is fine, but get rid of the retarded coment, the botem row is prety much perfect.

this just isnt a funny joke, but with those changes, people who dont like futa will lli at all the different types
>> Anonymous
Really, Winger's universe is only funny when you realize that he's been doing this longer than... well, probably anyone in this topic.
>> Anonymous
>>357555
you just missed the little bit of string knoted on the back of the boobs that suggests that they arefake and tied on.
>> Anonymous
belongs in /b
>> Anonymous
lol, internets

serious business
>> Anonymous
Kinsey's Definition of a nymphomaniac was "someone that has more sex than you." 'Twas a statement on Symantics. In that light, /d/ really needs to lighten up. you say toe-may-toe, they say toe-mah-toe. The term "Shemale" has been around in sexual culture a lot longer than the word Dick girl. and while I admit, 'dick girl' does suggest that it's a girl with a dick, not balls, the word Hermaphrodite (which is what the damn word herm stands for) Predates them all as it is Greek and came from the double sexed offspring of Hermes and Aphrodite.
History aside, this is a shouting match of people in /d/ that don't like other people telling them what they classify things as. Much like hoighty-toighty individuals refer to things they think are sexy as 'erotic' and things they think are obscene as 'Pornography.' Sorry /d/, STFU about symantics or GFTO out of my fetish scene.
>> Anonymous
It's not that /d/ can't take a joke, it's just that this joke sucks horribly. A guy walks into a bar and says ouch. If you didn't laugh at that joke it's not because you don't have a sense of humor, but because it sucked. Same concept.
>> Anonymous
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>>358629
Me again

>>358631and since we're being so Anal about this, (mmmm anal) That, sir, was not a joke. That was an anecdote. If you want a joke, here.

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:green,red,orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring at him. The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock....I was just wondering if you were my son"

There. That was a joke. And if it wasn't funny, I doubt I would be getting systematically picked appart by people who want to have sex with the elderly or peacocks. not bieng funny is one thing, going OMG THATS NOT FUNNY YOUR SO WRONG RAWRAWRAWRRRRR!!!1!1!one over it is overcompensation. I.E., Lighten the hell up.
>> Iris !tFj8DP0Frs
Well, it's not so much that it isn't funny as it is that dickgirls with balls must be eradicated from the face of the earth, as ball-less futa are the master race. Sieg heil.
>> Iris !tFj8DP0Frs
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It's not so much that the joke isn't funny as it is that dickgirls with balls are inferior and should be wiped off the face of the earth, as ball-less futanari are the master race.

Sieg heil.