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>> Anonymous
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>>1042788
>> Anonymous
ah, sweet memories of last august
>> Anonymous
Good times.
>> Anonymous
>>1042794
HERES TO A YEAR OF MELONFUCK
>> Anonymous
FOUR MORE YEARS OF MELONFUCK
>> Anonymous
its old but I don't care.
>> Anonymous
good old melonfuck

and rofl at all the ppl who tried it!
>> Anonymous
So, out of curiosity, did anon ever come to a consensus on which melon was best to fuck and wouldn't burn your dick off if you tried it? Not that I'm tempted by the slick water orifice of a freshly purchased melon or anything...
>> Anonymous
>>1042888

And a congratulations to those who worked to find sauce on the melon fuck!
>> Anonymous
>>1043015
Damn it, I want to try this at least once without killing my dick.
>> Anonymous
>>1043035
Me too anon, me too ;_;
>> Anonymous
Tried the cantaloupe. It makes loud queef type noises when you fuck it. Can get really messy too, seeds everywhere. It took me awhile to finish because I kept thinking about what it would feel like to accidentally get a seed stuck in my urethra. Other than that it felt pretty good.
>> Anonymous
>>1043071

I'll have to try it
>> Anonymous
I bought a melon to try it but got my room mate made it into a fuit salad. Forgot to get another and never got round to trying it.
>> Anonymous
The key is to get your roommate to make it into a fruit salad AFTER you fuck it, not INSTEAD of you fucking it.
>> Anonymous
Also put it in the microwave for a couple of seconds. Not so long that you burn your dick, just so that it's nice and cozy.
>> Anonymous
melon fucking doesnt work, it doesnt. In the end you will find you can only get satisfaction from the rind around the hole. trust me.
>> Anonymous
What is that from? DO WANT!