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Urethral Penetration LOLWUT?
Hey, /d/.

I'd like to fap tonight by penetrating my urethra then jacking.

Does /d/ have any suggestions of what I could use.

Preferably sterile, flexible, too long to be fully inserted, but narrow enough that it won't stretch my urethra.

Thanks for your advice.

I'll post some futa while I wait.
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"narrow enough that it won't stretch my urethra"

Your dick?

(of all the times to make a dick joke, i pick now...)

Not that i'm an expert on these things, avoid Q-Tips... or anything that could even remotely have a 90* angle on it somewhere....

here's hoping all goes well
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>>858621
It's /d/. A dick joke is made every two seconds.

Yeah; those would absorb my fluids and scratch me up like a mofo.

I remember when I was little, I didn't understand that my penis was sensitive, so I'd use little tiny twigs. Hurt like a bitch.
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One of the best things to use seriously.... cords. Like a phone cord. No, NOT the end that goes into the wall (that'd.... hurt), but take the cord and double it up. They all have a smooth rubber outside and the doubled up end from the middle is completely smooth. Feels great.
>> Anonymous
i wouldn't do it at all, it's pretty dangerous. Anyway though, all I can think of would be a coffee stirrer, you know the tiny straw like things?
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That might actually be a good idea. Maybe a little thick, but I can probably thin it down somehow.

>>858626
I know it can be. I've felt some of the aftereffects of a poorly executed penetration. I hope to learn from my mistakes and do better now that I'm older and more educated.
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Y'know, /d/. I looked around on some sites dedicated to this, and it looks like I don't quite have all the necessary materials/means to carry this out at the time. I'm gonna just go ahead and let this slide until I can get my hands on some lube and maybe even an actual urethral probe.