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Anonymous
moar!
>> Verfor99 !dW6ztBRlKA
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HOLY FUCK, correct me if I'm wrong, but this appears to be NEW!
>> Anonymous
>>832398
Nope, definitely new.
>> Verfor99 !dW6ztBRlKA
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>>832401

GGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Finally, one of these thats relevant to my interest.
>> Anonymous
translation plox?
>> Anonymous
Hard on achieved. Fuck, I wasn't going to fap tonight... But something told me to come to /d/...
>> Anonymous
>>830676
Organization, plzkthx.
>> Anonymous
Best one yet.
>> Anonymous
F***ED A COW! F***ED A COW!
heh, naw I'm just yankin' yer chain /d/ or should I say mine...
>> Anonymous
can anyone make an english translation of it?
>> Anonymous
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A new one!
translate this mofo!
>> Anonymous
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ill post i when i get home from class until then sit and wait patiently, /d/
>> Anonymous
Damn, now thats what I like to see.
>> Gornonamis
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sweet dude you are a golden god, all my internets r belong to you
>> Anonymous
>>832552

Penos the cock of fate or

Penos! the fleshmaker
>> Anonymous
holy shi- a new one. It's a miracle.
>> Anonymous
bah she could have at least had 4 tits
>> Anonymous
ba-da-bump!
>> Anonymous
Fuck off with all the image macro's faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>832736
>macro's

Apostrophes do not mean 'LOOK OUT THERE'S AN S COMING.'
>> No Man
Ah, the concept of erotic milking. In addition to never having a girlfriend, I'll also never have a girlfriend who'd get turned on by me playing with her tits.
>> No Man
P.S. An educated guess about the end: something wrong with her milk. Educated guess with hentai!logic: her milk makes womens' boobs grow.
>> Anonymous
TRANSLATION NAOW!!!
>> Anonymous
>833011

You don't add the W when spelling "NAO", dumbfuck.
>> Anonymous
>>832546

Godamnit you got home already translate!

Please? ;-;
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
>>832833
I fucking lol'd so hard
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
First row:

Lately I've been living with my Minotauros girlfriend.
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
Living on our income has been kind of difficult.

Bubble:"You're early today!"
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
But, we do have an additional source of income...
>> ArioSempai
Post the damn script I will typeset it but by god I wanna see this done.
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
Second row:

Bubble1: "I'm done splitting the wood."

Bubble2: "Good work! Shall we start squeezing?"

Milk... In a word, my girlfriend's breast milk.
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
When milking, first I have to gently massage the whole breast.
>> Anonymous
F5'ing at the speed of light
>> Anonymous
How many of these guys are there now?
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
After that, I have to concentrate on the area around the nipple, and unfasten her.
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
And gently squeeze until it comes out.
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
Third row:

If a Minotauros doesn't have her milk harvested regularly, I hear her breasts become huge and swollen.
>> Anonymous
Protip: Lactation only occurs after insemination
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
The bottles say:

100% Love!

Super-thick Minos-milk!

Ingredients unadulterated.
>> Anonymous
>>833098
Protip: No one cares about logistics with breast milk fetishes
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
Hey, I'm feeling amourous... Please...

You say that, but, I think there's someone out front...
>> Anonymous
>>833098

Protip: Only proper lactation occurs after insemination. Regular milk without the additional proteins and such for babies can come out any time.
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
God, I wonder if they're at it again?
>> Anonymous
>>833103
>>833107
Haha, keeping your fetish dreams alive
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
Fourth row:

Next day.

Ring! Ring! Ring!

Bubble 1: Hello, this is Minos farm. I'm sorry, but all of our milk production is spoken for.

Bubble 2: Yes, this is Minos farm...

Bubble 3: Hello, Minos farm...
>> Anonymous
>>833107
This is incorrect
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
Bubble1: Why are there randomly so many phone orders today? Did something happen?

Bubble2: Hey! Look at the TV!
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
Bubble1: Continuing todays special broadcast on Minotauros milk...

Bubble2: For beauty, health, diet, and many other things, try Minos Milk and you'll see great results!
>> Anonymous
>>833114
That's why we can't buy milk from cows in supermarkets.
>> Translation NihongoToEnglish
Last one:

Riiiiiing!

Bubble: "It's a must-try for housewives!"
>> NihongoToEnglish
Anyone with image editing skills (I'm looking at you macro-tards out there) can typeset this, I'd be grateful.
>> Anonymous
>>833114
Wrong.
Even human men can give milk at any time, if the conditions are right.
>> Anonymous
>>833122
I'm not sure where you get your bagged milk, but mine comes from cows.

Dairy farms impregnate their cows and then milk them as soon as production starts, once the calf is born it is raised and consumes roughly 10% of the total milk produced. The rest is then processed, packaged, and shipped to retailers or distributors and sold to the customer.

I don't have a milking fetish, but if you do at least realize that it can never occur in non pregnant women to any substantial degree.
>> Anonymous
>>833132
Hormonal imbalances can cause this, but the amount of milk produced is marginal.
Women who have been pregnant before can be trained to produce milk again, but it is uncommon.

In short, lactation only occurs during and after pregnancy, any milk production outside of this window is negligible.
>> Anonymous
>>833136

From wikipedia:
Lactation without pregnancy

Women who have never been pregnant are sometimes able to induce enough lactation to breastfeed. This is called "induced lactation". A woman who has breastfed before and re-starts is said to "relactate". If the nipples are consistently stimulated by a breast pump or actual suckling, the breasts will eventually begin to produce enough milk to begin feeding a baby. Once established, lactation adjusts to demand. This is how some adoptive mothers, usually beginning with a supplemental nursing system or some other form of supplementation, can breastfeed.[9] There is thought to be little or no difference in milk composition whether lactation is induced or a result of pregnancy. Rare accounts of male lactation (as distinct from galactorrhea) exist in medical literature.

Some drugs, primarily atypical antipsychotics such as Risperdal, may cause lactation in both women and men. Also, some couples may use lactation for sexual purposes.
>> Anonymous
>>833136
Your sarcasm meter is broken.
>> Anonymous
>>833146
I covered this already, please read my posts.

On a side note, Wikipedia is not a valid source of information.

As I said already, the amount is negligible without aids. A woman who is not pregnant will not randomly start lactating for no reason or even with stimulation.

As the son of a dairy farmer, I am far more knowledgeable on the topic of lactation that you are, so please go back to entertaining your impossible "Milk-Cannon-Breast-Shooter-Hentai" fantasies.
>> Anonymous
Also, this
>little or no difference in milk composition whether lactation is induced or a result of pregnancy.
Contradicts your statement
>Only proper lactation occurs after insemination. Regular milk without the additional proteins and such for babies can come out any time.

Enjoy clutching at your straws.
>> Anonymous
>>833146
>Some drugs, primarily atypical antipsychotics such as Risperdal, may cause lactation in both women and men.

lactating crazy woman? How long before we see that in a manga?
>> Anonymous
>>833170
Pretty sure it's been done, you just haven't looked hard enough
>> Anonymous
how cool is that a person can train his wife to become a COW lol!
>> Anonymous
edit edit edit edit it
>> Anonymous
when you have translated this than post it for 3 days, so everyone can get it.
kthx
>> Anonymous
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There you go guys
>> Anonymous
>>833211

I lold so fucking much.
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
>>833211
This is why we can't have nice things.

I was going to spend over 9000 hours in MS paint with it, but somebody else said they would. And this is what we get.
>> Anonymous
>>833211
Lulz was produced, lulz was released

nice job guy
>> Anonymous
>>833162
just search for "induced lactation." it is INCREDIBLY common. there are huuge guides avalible from reputable sources (colleges, doctors, surrogacy agencies) most of it aimed at adoptive mothers. (though a small minority is aimed at milk fetishists)

wether or not it works for cows is irrelavant, it DOES work for people.

as far as nutrition or volume, the ONLY difference is that it skipps the colostral phase of milk develpment, which is, admittedly, the most nutritive part, but it only lasts for around 4 days immediatly following pregnancy.

the milk from induced lactation is identical to mature milk produced from a woman who gave birth.
>> Anonymous
While you were typing this>>833217
I was making this>>833211

Enjoy thinking that your fetish is possible, because it's not, I'm going to go listen to Rick Astley and let you rage over your fail.
>> Anonymous
>>833218
enjoy your ignorance then.
>> Anonymous
>>833222
Enjoy your delusions

Also, look up the definition of the word marginal and refer back to your wikipedia article.
>> Anonymous
>>833224
i have marginal where in my post?
>> Anonymous
>>833230
My post, MY post. Learn to read.

Oops, I mean delusions, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>833233
you didn't say anything about it being in your post.
>> Anonymous
>>833235
Listen weeaboo, I'm going to explain it to you one more time.

The primary source of lactation is impregnation, although it can occur outside of this timeframe TO AN EXTENT.
Medication can easily kickstart lactation.
Through proper stimulation one can achieve marginal lactation. If a subject has been pregnant previously, extensive therapy can cause her to start lactating again.
Lactation doesn't just occur because you rub some chicks nipples. You either have to impregnate her, induce it with pharmaceuticals, or trick her body into entering that state again.

So, in general, lactation really only occurs when the subject is pregnant.
The vast majority of milking fetish doujins out there are just as unrealistic as the rest of the lot.
No woman you ever meet can fulfill your fetish unless you knock her up or convince her to take pills.
>> Anonymous
>>833213

If you're unmotivated for some guy producing lulz then you do not belong here
>> Anonymous
>>833240
What if she gets preggers and aborts?
>> Anonymous
>>833244
As long as you're suckling on her tits the milk will flow.
>> Anonymous
>>833235

/d/ does not stand for pissing contests (well... not this kind)
>> Anonymous
>>833240
well at least there you have marginal. shame its still untrue.

>or trick her body into entering that state again.
which is easy to do with consistant stimulation. (Admittedly over a period of weeks) which CAN consist of just rubbing, sucking etc.

on top of that, you've consistantly retreated from the position of lactation only with pregnancy.

>So, in general, lactation really only occurs when the subject is pregnant.
true and false. the majority of lactation will only happen with pregnancy, but it is hardly the only real time it can occur.
>The vast majority of milking fetish doujins out there are just as unrealistic as the rest of the lot.
yes. it is just me, or are we comparing it to works where tenticles pop out, and women have cocks? of course its not realistic.
>No woman you ever meet can fulfill your fetish unless you knock her up or convince her to take pills.
no
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
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>>833243
I'm sorry, you must have this board confused with /b/.
>> Anonymous
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>>833248
I'm surprised you can function in society.

Inducing lactation is far from easy, and my stance has remained constant from my first post. I have mentioned that it is possible to a degree, but full-blown lactation is the result of pregnancy.

Accounted for that

Yes

It would seem we have reached an impasse, enjoy your fantasy world.
>> Anonymous
>>833251
Might as well be.
>> Anonymous
>>833252
yes, we do appear to be, because you're wrong, refuse to look into it, or admit it.

enjoy your ignorance.
>> Anonymous
I think I remember one /d/eviant saying recently that he regularly milked his not-pregnant girlfriend, and he even gave instructions for inducing it.
>> Jaimas !!la4NHpZ99Y0
Stop with the crap and PUT UP THE CORRECT TRANSLATION
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
>>833261
Seconded.
>> backhand
*sigh* its as we feard, /b/ has become so full of shit, newfags, and reposted copypasta that its overflowing and spilling into other boards...
so how the fuck we gunna stop this?
>> Anonymous
>>833255
Have looked into it, came to my own conclusions, I'm pretty sure I have more experience than you do, because you're wrong, accusations, etc, ad hominem, delusions.

>>833261
See
>>833211
>> Anonymous
>>833260
if he won't even bother to look on google, why should he belive some random /d/er?
>> Anonymous
>>833263
Sadly, we can't, I've been going to /b/ as long as /d/
>> Anonymous
>>833266
I looked on Google you massive flaming faggot, you great stinking bilge rat scummy shit speck of filth.
I will make the proper adjustment of my stance when I see this evidence.
>> Anonymous
>>833270
thats a great thing, throw out the only source of evidence i can actually get to you over the internet, and then say you're always wrong because you can't prove it.

you're right, i can't prove it, you won't listen to anything i say. or bother to see if any of the sources are reputable.
>> Robin Sure !!VV/rERFj5c8
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>> Anonymous
>>833279
Thanks
>> Anonymous
Thank you
>> Anonymous
>>833240

I don't know where you are getting this crap from. As an ancient Minoan, I can tell you that cowgirl temple-harlots were suckled on the teats of Hera herself. They began lactating on their own even before they were weaned, so potent was our divine patroness.

So fuck you.
>> Anonymous
to the translator of the cowgirl comic:

third row from top leftmost frame, its "mada kana-"
the milkman is remarking on them not having the milk ready for delivery yet (since he's early)
an appropriate translation would be "not yet huh..."...i think.
>> SiggyPoo !GQUOsC9mgk
*sob*
this is the best tsundere evar.
>> Anonymous
>>832833
I lol'd, but this is a serious problem among the internets that demands a fiery purge.
>> NihongoToEnglish
>>833331

Yes, I took some liberties with the translation, but I misread that part as "mata kana" --> "Again, I wonder..." Thanks for pointing out my mistake, but in my defense, it is hard to translate and fap at the same time, let alone type. ;-P
>> Anonymous
>>833408

I don't think that means what you think it means.
>> Anonymous
>>833446

Inconceivable!
>> Anonymous
i can't post the damn pic because of duplicate file, but it shows that the artist originally planned for 8 brothers/8 comics... so this may be the last "living with" comic.

(in order)
1. lamia
2. mermaid
3. slime
4. harpy
5. arachne
6. dullahan
7. centaur
8. cow
>> Anonymous 2.0
Hmm, does anyone know about the times he posts these?
>> Anonymous
>>833462
More a minotaur really.
>> Kastieris
Got a solid edit coming. I'll post it in a day or so.
>> Anonymous
i suddenly want to see more minotaurus girls. you can only tell in one panel, but she appears to have the minotaur-hoof legs.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
"As the son of a dairy farmer, I am far more knowledgeable on the topic of lactation that you are, so please go back to entertaining your impossible "Milk-Cannon-Breast-Shooter-Hentai" fantasies."

No you are not: Wikipedia is correct on this issue.
>> Anonymous
Where can we find this series complete (untranslated preferred): what's the source?
>> Dream Sage
I was taking a break from being lazy/non-existent over at /x/, and decided to wander around no-man's land...


And I find this gem, this is fucking awesome!
Now we need someone to translate the actual comic, without it being a script-format, and you'd have yourself pure win right there.
>> Anonymous
Seen things like this on iichan...
>> Anonymous
iichan.net
Happy sex board, first page.
>> Anonymous
>>832398

does anybody have a torrent of the anime of this?
>> Anonymous
>>832369

why are there so few of these ;-;
>> Anonymous
>> So, in general, lactation really only occurs when the subject is pregnant.

Maybe I'm a little late, but isn't that a pretty ridiculous statement?

Why would the female produce milk while the child is still in the womb, then stop after pregnancy was over, when the milk is needed?
>> Anonymous
>>833211
that made me lol out loud sofa king much ^___^
>> Anonymous
You guys saying milk only occurs during pregnancy are idiots.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_lactation
>> Ehhh.....
>>833408
How in the world is that tsundere at all?
>> Anonymous
>>834060
Chalk it up as being a newfag/weaboo combo.

Don't use the term unless ya know what it means.
>> Anonymous
>>834011

just for the lulz
>> No Man
>>833279

Now, as much as I like it being translated, could someone smooth out the translation from literal to something more in keeping with the spirit of things? "I'm feeling amorous" to, say, something along the lines of "Um, you remember how I told you how much I liked being milked?"
>> Anonymous
>>834079

What, you don't have MS Paint?
>> Anonymous
where can i meet the artist i want to shake his hand
>> No Man
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>>834088

Well, yes, but do you know what the font on the other ones is called? Or how close it is to the original translation?
>> Anonymous
this looks like the same artist that did "my life with (titanium)"
>> Anonymous
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>>833462
naga
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Kastieris
>>834079

Working on it.
>> Good Times
>>834171

Want More of that
>> Kastieris
Request to translators.

What does the sign say in the first frame?

Translate sound effects?

What is minos saying in the second row?
>> FriendsofSandwiches
aw man, what happend to the /b translation?
That was actually pretty funny
>> Anonymous
>>833162
Jesus, we're on fucking /d/: you think this board is meant for realism? If you don't like it, gb2 /h/.
>> Anonymous
>>834208

Panel 1:
[sign line 1] Minos Milk
[sign line 2] Chokubai-sho (lit. store where you directly buy/buy from source)

Guess you could translate it as "Minos Milk Stand" or something along the lines of buying from dairy farmer direct.

In the second row, panel 3, Minos says, "Ah! That [spot] is good..." ("There's good")
>> Anonymous
>>834183
BUMP.
>> Anonymous
Thanks anons for posting and translating!!
>> Anonymous
Moo
>> Anonymous
I wonder what it tastes like?
>> Shadow[Aimai] !!bPz049bJigY
Sigh. Why am I the one missing these ones? :(

Anyway, lets see if there can be any improvement. Also, it needs a bit better lettering.

Note to self: Check the monster girl archive daily.
>> Shadow[Aimai] !!bPz049bJigY
>>834789
The gist is there. I'll see what I can do to polish it. Just some minor details.

Hey, I love monster girls hard enough to be picky about it. :)
>> Moki
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Same artist who did all of these?


If not whats the sauce on this?
>> Moki
The rest of these are in 4chanarchive
>> Shadow[Aimai] !!bPz049bJigY
>>834821
It is. This was part of his previous works. He also uses a different coloring technique.

I'm kinda looking forward to the Dryad one.
>> Jaimas !!la4NHpZ99Y0
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Keep it bumped, goddamnit!
Buy our translating Anon more time!
>> Anonymous
>>834821
/r/ rest of these
>> Anonymous
bump yo
>> Anonymous
centaur??? post that plz!
>> Anonymous
this needs a sticky already, it's really the only reason I come to /d/
>> Anonymous
>>834835
BUMP
>> Anonymous
>>834835
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
>> Anonymous
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>>834789
Shadow, have you finalized your translation of the centaur comic yet? Last I knew, Kastieris had offered to do the editing for it (and probably this newest one as well) if you provided the english. I think everyone would like if you guys teamed up again to do these, like the others.
>> No Man
>>833279

Bump for eventual justice
>> Anonymous
>>833279
TANK YOU
I left the H on prupose so fuck you
>> Anonymous
Thread reported for pussy arguments and trolling.
>> Anonymous
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bump with content
>> Kastieris
Couple more translation questions, then I'll be set to post.

1) Bottom row. 3rd from left. What is the black text between the word balloons?

2) Also bottom row, below the bull on tv, what does that yellow box say?
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>> Kastieris
Come on Anon. All done. Just need those two items!


1) Bottom row. 3rd from left. What is the black text between the word balloons?

2) Also bottom row, below the bull on tv, what does that yellow box say?
>> Anonymous
>>835683

Zowie! I particilarly likes this one! Thanks for sharing!
>> Anonymous
>>835680
Awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>832369
Did he start drawing again? Sweeeeet.
>> Kastieris
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All right. Well, I'm going with it since I'm otherwise done. Enjoy.
>> Ehhh.....
>>835867
The black text in the third to last panel just says "Why?"

Unfortunately, I can't quite make out one of the kana in the yellow box (the third one from the left--it looks like a "so" to me, but I don't have any idea what a "son" (not the english word) would be doing where those two characters are). The first two say Mino, and the last four say Tauros.

I might have been able to help a bit more if my online dictionary hadn't just gone down, sorry.
>> OMG
>>835867

Yes sir, thank you sir!
>> Anonymous
I find it hilarious that people have gone to such lengths in this thread to argue over human and bovine biology, yet didn't devote any effort at all to realizing that the creature in the OP image is in fact neither, being a fictional creature, and so their arguments aren't really relevant.
>> Anonymous
This has to be my favorite /d/ series...
>> Kastieris
>>835875

The card beneath the bull is probably its name.
>> Anonymous
artist name please?
>> Anonymous
Why does the male only have one eye....?
>> Sadayoshi [POLSKA R0X]
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>> Anonymous
>>835676
wait... what?
>> Ehhh.....
>>835989
I was thinking that, or perhaps a brand or product name. In any case, my dictionary's back online, and I tried every kana I could think of that looks remotely like that one I can't identify, and I didn't find anything that made any sense in what little context there is. You'll need somebody a bit more experienced, it seems.
>> Anonymous
>>836144
you know how cyclops gave his eye to see the future in mythology

this character gave his eye to fuck monstergirls or at least this is my theory
>> Ehhh.....
>>836347
Actually, no. I know no such thing.
>> Magic-chan
>>836347
It's Odin which give its eye (by throwing it in Mimir's well after being hanged by the feet three day on the giant tree Yggdrasil) to know the secrets of poetry and runes.

He then has his future revealed by the Norns, three witches which braids destiny streams, and then know all about the Ragnarok, the huge battle that will end his era.

Nothing to do with the Greek cyclops.
>> Name is a joke NihongoToEnglish
>>836336

Clearly, the TV-minotaur's name is a joke. The hard to read kana says "kin", stuck in the middle of "Minotauros".

Put it together and you get "Mino-kin-tauros", a pun on "Kintaro", a folk hero / kid's story. Half of translating these damn things is recognizing puns when the come up - I'm still not very good at it.
>> Anonymous
>>836205
That one is from Purple Bonus. He also does dick girl abominations.
>> Ehhh.....
>>836415
I see where you're coming with that, but it still seems like a bit of stretch—the story has nothing to do with the comic, as near as I can tell, and you have to do a bit of mental squinting to see Taurosu as Taro.

It's entirely possible, it just seems like a random thing to be throwing in, that's more difficult to get than the humor inherent in it is worth.
>> Ehhh.....
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>>836442
Like this one.
>> Anonymous
>>835650
i always wondered what is censored in the last frame? did his manhood get melted off or sumthin???
>> Ehhh.....
>>836463
It's just him hallucinating that he's been partially digested. That last bit's not really anywhere in particular, just something you don't want the kids to see.

Er, besides the rest of the comic.
>> Anonymous
>>836455

does /d/ want that uncensored? it should be easy as hell.
>> Anonymous
>>834048

SHUT UP DAMN YOU SHUT UP

Wikipedia is WRONG
All you sick perverts are WRONG
Milk is NEVER produced except right after pregnancy, NEVER
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME, WHY CANT YOU RESPECT THAT? Some SLUTS use milk filled implants or slight of hand to pretend to lactate BUT IT IS A LIE

i fucking hate men
>> Anonymous
>>836512
Women produce more when pregnant, so the breasts swell and sometimes leak; however milk is always being produced. Otherwise women would all have flat chests.
>> Anonymous
>>836512
wat
>> Anonymous
I sympathize completely. It is so terrible that most men would rather chase a foolish dream than enjoy the inner beauty of an honest woman. The perverts will get theirs when they try to imitate the things they see on 4chan in real life, and perhaps you should seek a love who does not let fantasies get the better of his judgement.
>> Anonymous
>>836512
>>836529
Ahahaha.

ITT, girls who are on the wrong board.
>> Anonymous
>>836512
Only part I agree with is the fact that Wikipedia is not a reliable source for authenticity.

Everything else is sheer retardation though. Gtfo of /d/ if you think that a fetish/fantasy automatically affects a man's view on women IRL. It can, but for the majority, it's just a fucking fantasy. I for one love huge tits and lactation, but I'm not going to look lowly on a girl who doesn't have a large chest or actually think that I can milk a girl.

Take your man-hate back to /u/.
>> Magic-chan
>>836533
>>I'm not going to look lowly on a girl who doesn't have a large chest
:(
>> Anonymous
>>836542
Eh? Should I ridicule those who are less gifted?
>> Anonymous
>>836530
Actually, ITT this board full of the wrong girls.

I don't care how small your titties are, but me and my vacuum pump will keep trying to milk you.
>> Anonymous
>>836529
>>836512
I would say "samefag" but if this isn't a chick (probaly a fat ugly one with 10 gigs of homemade fanfic) I'll eat a used tampon.
What's the word for that? Samelez? Samebitch?
>> Anonymous
>>836547
I'd guess that Samebitch would be fine.
>> Anonymous
>>836542
Sweetie, if you want your nipples whipped for being such a naughty girl that you've got a flat chest, I'm willing to do it.
>> Magic-chan
     File :-(, x)
>>836544
Yeah, of course. :o

>>836552
I'm afraid I'm not really in the "flat chest" category, sir. ^^
>> Anonymous
>>836555
*shrug* Just my personal view. I tend to keep my breast-size expectations in anime/drawings different than my IRL ones.
>> Magic-chan
Damn, this thread don't bump anymore. :-(
>> Anonymous
>>836555
Excellent. Then you're a wicked slut for having large breasts. I'm thinking ropes and clamps with bells on.
>> Magic-chan
     File :-(, x)
>>836562
I am. And I like your thoughts, sir. Willing to share more of them?
>> Anonymous
>>836565

Chinese close-on-pull nipple clips velcro'd to the ceiling while I use a short ended flogger over your slutty tits to bring out a blush.

If you flinch a little, the clamps get tighter. Flinch too much and pull off the ceiling and you'd be in real trouble, you'd want it until you ached.
>> Anonymous
>>836565
/r/ ban on Magic-chan.
>> Anonymous
>>836576
What's the point in saging a no-bump thread?
>> Anonymous
>>836580
You know what? I don't fucking know. That's probably made people take me less seriously now.
>> Anonymous
>>836580
Moral support sage? Moral outsage?

>>836584
Here, I'll sage it too, then you won't be so lonely.
>> Magic-chan
>>836570
I'm not a fan of having my titties whipped...
Also, sorry for being such stupid, but what are Chinese close-on-pull nipple clips?
>> Anonymous
>>836601
Butterfly action levers, the harder you pull the tighter they close. Done in a nice brass/copper tone usually.
>> Magic-chan
>>836602
Do you have a picture of thoses?
>> Anonymous
>>836512Milk is NEVER produced except right after pregnancy, NEVER

Here's a decade-old article about *male* lactation:

http://discovermagazine.com/1995/feb/fathersmilk468

Now take your prolactin injections or GTFO ;-)
>> Anonymous
I love this guys artwork, its pretty funny as well as hawt.
>> Anonymous
>>836530

Mock if you want, but at least *I* got laid last night. Rebound FTW!