Because /b/ is made of fail right now, I'll post this here. This is true, and it happened last night.Hey /b/This is not copypasta. This is the truth, yo.So, I had a dream last night. I was at a party with a bunch of people and it was basically a giant orgy. Everyone was freaking and/or fucking. So, as I sit to the side of the room, minding myself, a kid walks in. I tell him to get into the orgy, and he responds with "Wait, wha-?" I tell him "Dude, I'm probably never going to get laid and I know more about this than you do." Then, after hearing this, the closest girl (Who was a slut that went to my Highschool, ironically enough) turns to me and says, "Oh really? I don't think so." and she pulls me into the orgy, which she was just freaking with another chick in. So, I say "Uhhh... I don't think so", she responds with "Why not?", and I replied "Because you're a bucket of AIDS." She denied it, and I was like, "Alright." So, I spread her legs out, and quickly knelt down to slip off her jeans. I unzip the jeans and start to pull them down as a giant dick flops out, to which she says, "IM A TRAP!", and then I wake up./b/, what the hell have you done to me?
sagego away
Wait, was there a mudkip in on the orgy?