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Melonsssss Conquestador
Moar please. Or a location
>> l
NOT AGAIIIIIIINNNNNNN
>> Conquestador
but its so goood
>> Anonymous
>>546173
Its been posted a million times already!!!
>> Anonymous
Saged for ridiculous repetitiveness.
>> Anonymous
Learn to use rapidsearch.

http://rapidsearch.yi.org

It's called something like Semen Sprinkler.
>> Anonymous
Sage for melon fuck.
>> Anonymous
lol the melon thinks it's an anime girl.
>> Anonymous
in before sage
>> Anonymous
http://rapidshare.com/files/48165354/Semen_Sprinkler_J__English_.zip
>> Anonymous
Fucking a melon. Not as good as I had hoped.
>> Slash-Fag !!tfarEQaDCVQ
>>546361
I enjoyed it.
>> Anonymous
This shit sucks, This should be the new DSFARGEG
>> KiTA !zx3TGNvBPw
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>> The Reporter
this is not /r/
>> Anonymous
Tried the whole melon fucking thing. And it can be summed up by one word...

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS!!!
>> Paper Cat
I don't get it. Does the melon make her grow a cock and then she fucks it or does she already have the cock and she fucks the melon?
>> The Reporter
>>546987
Everyone but the newfags.
>> Paper Cat
>>546997
Yeah, but if you don't keep it in the fridge, it'll rot.
>> Anonymous
BUT WAIT!

Someone was retranslating it. What's up with that?
>> Anonymous
>>547003
...you don't get it do you.
Step 1: Buy melon.
Step 2: Cut hole in melon.
Step 3: Fuck melon.
Step 4: Throw away melon.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: PROFIT!
>> Anonymous
Lurk more you fucking nub'
>> Anonymous
why rapidsearch when there are only 3 pages in existence
?
>> Shelltoon !1/0wtbpNAE
Lurk moar
>> Anonymous
>>547007

Throw away melon? Fucking idiot. You eat it. And it's not all that simple. You have to cut the melon where the stem is. You have to lay down a towel because that shit vacuums with your dick and gets sucked out. And most importantly, you must eat the melon.

Now, if you don't relish the idea of eating your own semen, you can scrape it away or wash out the melon. As long as it's not a super porous melon water will wash your semen out the hole.
>> Anonymous
We need a new holy grail.

WE NEED MELONPAN PORN!
>> Anonymous
dude im seriously going to try this if its as simple as cutting a hole and inserting penis

and tips?
>> Anonymous
>>547089
You tell em cockmongler.
>> Anonymous
>>547089

I worry about anyone who needs to eat what they fucked.

Did the price of Cheetos go up where you live?
>> Anonymous
who's the artist? i love the way he drew the girl