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Anonymous
okay guys, i've jsut been doing a little urethra play, and what came was jizz with some blood and little fleshy bits. funny thing is it didn't even hurt. well, i didn't have to pee until now, but after that the whole amount of damage will be assessable. and what do we learn from that? sounding may be safe and fun until you CUM FUCKING BITS OF FLESH!

pic somewhat related.
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
YOUR DICK IS NOT MEANT TO HAVE THINGS SHOVED UP IT

IDIOT
>> Anonymous
well, it sort of tickles nicely if you reach all the way down to the prostate.

anyway, i'm startin to feel a little dull pain in my lower region, but that may be imaginary and stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>589155
5. NEVER use anything the LEAST bit pointy. This includes pens and sharpened pencils
I learned this the hard way and bled out of my dick for a day. Not fun. Luckily it didn't become infected and I didn't have to go to the doctor with a case of impaled penis.
>> Anonymous
>>589155
thanks for the advice, fellow anon.

well, the urge to pee is slowly coming up. i'll keep you posted if it's just a little burning or really agonizing pain.
>> Anonymous
>>589155
>can't feel pain

I wish this were as true as you make out. I dunno about NO pain, but shit definitely hurts LESS.
>> Anonymous
>>589164
I would recommend urinating directly afterwards, as it will help get rid of any bacteria that may creep in. This even goes for normal sex.
It will sting somewhat, depending on how rough you were, but I've only had it unbearable once.
>> Anonymous
>>589169
Depends on what state you're in. Close to climax, you feel very little pain.
>> Anonymous
>>589141sort of tickles nicely if you reach all the way down to the prostate
That's what strap-ons are for. -_-'
>> Anonymous
4chan is not livejournal
>> Anonymous
>>589179
one does not stick strap-ons in their penis
>> Anonymous
I have a set of actual dittel sounds and you have to use sanitary conditions, plenty of lube and don't force anything. Over time you can stretch your urethra out but you should never force it, any damage results in scar tissue that will never be flexible again. Also how far up the size scale you can go will be limited by the size of the opening. Done right it can be very intense, done wrong you can really hurt yourself.
>> Anonymous
okay, just came back from the porcelain department, everything fine except for a slight burn. so, no sounding for me anymore. or just a little.
>> erewhon
>>589198

LOL!

I seriously doubt those were bits of flesh. But it'll scare the crap out of you, and rightly so.

Sounding is really not a safe solo activity, especially if you're using improvised tools. It is so intense it is VERY EASY to get carried away and hurt yourself. A little blood is likely no issue, but more than that can mess you up very much.

If you're into that sort of thing, discuss it with your lady friend. (Or guy, whatever.) If she ditches you for being a freak, well, find another.

Combined with light sub/dom play it can be...intense. For both parties. Heavy BDSM should never involve this as it can become blood play very easily and that part of the body is really way too delicate for messing around.

That said, lots of ladies with a light touch can get a real sense of empowerment from it. And it is...VERY intense.
>> Anonymous
I've heard (years ago) of a guy who used fir tree twigs. Guess what happened when he tried to pull it out... They had to cut almost the whole length of his dick to the urethra to get it out.
>> Anonymous
>>589244
Why would ANYONE do something so stupid.
>> Anonymous
>> Why would ANYONE do something so stupid.

You don't get to ask that while George Bush is in office.
>> Anonymous
>>589256
Don't underestimate the stupid. Also, he might've been drunk/drugged.
>> Anonymous
>589135

Yeah right, and girls are not meant to have dicks and balls, and men are not meant to have sex..... and since anything that is not "meant"(?) to be just can't and doesn't happen!
>> Anonymous
i saw a medical show about a guy that did that with weed whacker cord. when he went to pull it out, it was stuck. an x ray showed the cord had gotten tangled in a huge knot in his bladder. i lol'd
>> Anonymous
Or the guy that presented a flower to his girlfriend sticking out of his wang. When he tried to pull it out the little hairs on it were stuck to the inside. Ripped the poor guy to shreds. Funny, but kinda hurts when you think about the pain that must have followed.
>> Anonymous
ureathral play- good in pictures, bad in real life
>> Anonymous
Sounding is pretty risky to begin with, your urethra was not meant to have things put into it, so if you decide to do it you have to expect some pain and accidents.
>> Anonymous
you fucking paranoid pussy-morons, urethral play is just fine if you:

a. ARE GROWN UP
a. ARE PATIENT
b. DO YOUR HOMEWORK & PLENTY OF RESEARCH ON IT
c. AREN'T A FUCKING IDIOT
d. TAKE ALL PROPER PRECAUTIONS

You people sound like soccer moms worried about your kids downloading teh porn warez and going on a schooling shooting rampage cause a bad-apple friend saw it in grand theft auto: doom.

These same fucking rules apply to anything life that carries significant risks & benefits but is not unreasonable.
>> Deez Nutz
>>589630
TRUTH.
If you REALLY like it, save your money and BUY AN ACTUAL SOUNDING KIT.
http://stockroom.com/Starpin-Urethral-Insert-P3003.aspx
http://stockroom.com/Rosebud-Urethral-Sounds-Kit-8-Piece-P2429.aspx
Use lots of lube no matter what and nothing pointy.
>> Anonymous
IT FEELS AWESOME IF YOU GET A HIGH POWERED SHOW HEAD AND PUT IT IN YOU URETHA
>> Anonymous
I call shenanigans. I had a catheter inserted into me once, because I couldn't pee after surgery, and it hurt like a motherfucker. Not an experience I'd like to duplicate.
>> Anonymous
I jammed a tube into my prostate on accident...blood shot up the tube real fast...then I pissed blood for the rest of the day and came blood abaout a week later...

I'm fine now and haven't had any injuries since...and I didn't go to the hospital either...
>> Anonymous
So is there any chance of, with practice, being able to have another person fuck me up the urethra?

or is that insanely dangerous?
>> Anonymous
>>589867

maybe if they have a really small dick
>> Anonymous
>>589869

well fuck, then.

dammit.
>> Anonymous
>>589867
if youre a girl, it might be possible. if you're a guy, forget it.
>> Anonymous
This shit makes anonymous soft.
>> Anonymous
>>589899
Huh? Why would it work on a girl?
>> Anonymous
>>589983
Because>>589899is a virgin who doesn't know what he/she's talking about.
>> Anonymous
>>589988
actually theres a vid on megaerotic.com that has a chick that pushes a small dildo in her urethra.
>> Anonymous
>>590005
Males can do the same.
>> Anonymous
>>590005
guess it's nowhere a dick's size
>> Anonymous
>>590033
http://www.swollentip.com/
>> Anonymous
I saw a video of a woman getting fucked in the urethra. I think she goes by the name Miss Xtreme or something like that.
>> Anonymous
>>590109
that's not _her_ urethra. -_-' lear2read.
>> Anonymous
*learn
>> Anonymous
>>590128
You may be thinking of Amazing Ty.
>> Anonymous
>>590225
Ah yes that was it
Miss Xtreme is someone else
>> Anonymous
lol, I think the rigt expression is ..Duraka Mat?, lolz.
>> Anonymous
>>589988
I dunno if they're a virgin or not, but the rest is untrue. The Amazing Ty has had urethral sex, and she can fit an entire man's head in her vagina (probably not at the same time).
>> Anonymous
>>589630
You sound like a faggot with caps-lock on. Fapping to it in a picture is one thing, doing it in real life means you are a hardcore faggot. Enjoy your AIDS, gay, and penile scar tissue.
>> friendsofsandwiches
I fear this thread