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Anonymous
pics of crazy semen
>> Anonymous
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the 'pic' is crazy
the semen is not
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
i bet futaspooge tastes like pumpkin pie
>> Anonymous
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in the condom, but still.
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
>>434889
my vote says vanilla soy milk
>> Anonymous
moar
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
bump 4 sauce
>> Anonymous
>>435336
YEAH, WHY DO I GET HARD WHENEVER I GO TO THE BATHROOM? THAT ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS!
>> Anonymous
because like the rest of us, you touch yourself at night.

I call for /b/lackup!
SAUCE PLZ!
>> Anonymous
>>434880

You know... I've always had a problem with this pic. If that condom was really that inflated with cum and had sraws sticking out of it, cum would be squirting out of them straws like firehoses. It has to do with pressure and the rubber trying to contract to it's original shape.

Yeah, I know. It's just fantasy. Blah blah blah.

Always have liked Dusty Heaven. Doesn't seem to do much these days.
>> Anonymous
>>435560
I pretty much have a problem with any pic showing a condom bubble filled with cum bigger than the size of both of its owners testicles combined.
>> Anonymous
Actually, I think that "condom" may be specially made for this. As in, may be molded into the sphere shape already, judging by the air bubble on top, and the pre-existing straw holes. Meh, yeah, it is just fantasy, though, as Anon said. I love that artist, though!
>> Ehhh..... !N2Rn3IpqO2
>>435560
I don't think that's supposed to be a normal condom. Case:

(A) There is a large, spherical chamber in which a great deal of semen is collected, three straws inserted into the top. Despite the large volume of cum, this spherical chamber is not completely filled, and an elastic bubble would only stretch so far as necessary to accomodate the fluid filling it. This suggests that the bubble is more or less rigid, which solves your pressure problem.

(B) It appears that there are three openings for cocks to go into that bubble, one which is visible, the second which can just be made out as the opening in which the girl on the right is sticking her cock into, and the third covered by the same girl's hand, so that the semen doesn't come spilling out. The girl on the left appears to be beckoning somebody to join the two, ostensibly the picture's viewer, providing further reasoning to believe there is a third opening under the first girl's hand. The third straw is another piece of supporting evidence.

Conclusion? That's not a run-of-the-mill condom, and conjecture concerning its elastic properties is pretty pointless--almost as much as was this entire diatribe.

>>435576
You're forgetting that these are dickgirls and that they don't have (exterior, anyway) testicles.

And therefore belong firmly to the realm of fantasy.
>> Ehhh..... !N2Rn3IpqO2
>>435587
Anonymous beat me to the draw, but I still have a superior text wall, and therefore feel justified.

In proving that I have very little to do at the moment, anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>435588
also, cocks
>> Ehhh..... !N2Rn3IpqO2
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>>435594
That, too.
>> Ande
>>435576

What testicals? :D
>> Anonymous
>>435560
Also, the straws could have special valves inside them which open up when they wrap their lips around the outside and apply pressure.
>> Anonymous
Need more plox
>> RE: Pics of crazy Semen Anonymous
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>>434880
Anonymous delivers
>> Anonymous
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this is the only picture of a crazy seaman i have on my pc. hope it's what you wanted.
>> edo_hure !CY6ac/sjcI
damnit, now i've got 'barnacle bill the sailor' running through my head!
>> Maybe? !!41OiLn52/rn
>>434896

Bump for source of this pic
>> Anonymous
>>435576
Testicles do not produce semen. It's the prostate that does. Testicles only produce hormones and sperm, and the sperm is only a tiny percentage of semen. lrn2anatomy, biotch.
>> Anonymous
>>435758
QFT

Need more images of cum guzzling women/dickgirls
>> Anonymous
I don't think that's supposed to be a normal condom. Case:

(A) There is a large, spherical chamber in which a great deal of semen is collected, three straws inserted into the top. Despite the large volume of cum, this spherical chamber is not completely filled, and an elastic bubble would only stretch so far as necessary to accomodate the fluid filling it. This suggests that the bubble is more or less rigid, which solves your pressure problem.

(B) It appears that there are three openings for cocks to go into that bubble, one which is visible, the second which can just be made out as the opening in which the girl on the right is sticking her cock into, and the third covered by the same girl's hand, so that the semen doesn't come spilling out. The girl on the left appears to be beckoning somebody to join the two, ostensibly the picture's viewer, providing further reasoning to believe there is a third opening under the first girl's hand. The third straw is another piece of supporting evidence.

Conclusion? That's not a run-of-the-mill condom, and conjecture concerning its elastic properties is pretty pointless--almost as much as was this entire diatribe.
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fixed.
>> Anonymous
>>435336

WE DEMAND RAPIDSHARES
>> Ehhh..... !N2Rn3IpqO2
>>436117
FUTACHU. RAPIDSEARCH IT.

Also, your capslock key is on.
>> Anonymous
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now it's fucking crazy!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>436123

Just as good. I'll make sure to append my future "WE DEMAND RAPIDSHARES" with "AND/OR RAPIDSEARCH STRING."
>> Anonymous
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Fixed.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I just want to know what they're saying
>> Anonymous
>>436162

Pretty sure they're just inviting you to help them drink all the cum out of there.
>> Anonymous
>>434880
Translation:
The two of us have to drink a lot to keep it from breaking, you know. How about joining us?
>> Anonymous
>>434881
Translation:
(top) Should I stop cumming? (If I don't cum more, is that bad?)
(bottom) Mama, more!