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Sounding Germanon !YXt1odDuYg
Ok guys its that time again!

You like it when it slidesdown your shaft, dont you?
>> Germanon !YXt1odDuYg
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my favourite fetish... it feels so good to have something slide down all the way...
>> Germanon !YXt1odDuYg
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oh god how would i like to be there too
>> Germanon !YXt1odDuYg
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cum dripping out of your dick but it isnt yours?
HELLSYEAH!
>> Germanon !YXt1odDuYg
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it feels like heaven when you push something buried deep out of your cock with your cum.
>> Anonymous
I went in for an STI check, and the doctor took a swab and sounded my urethra.

It was so painful.
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a cable once vanished inside me and i came instantly... was the greatest fucking thing i ever felt in my life
>> Germanon !YXt1odDuYg
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>>1096369
the doc uses a sharp tube. try using something round and with as less edges as possible...
how about a bend cable?
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i can do this all night anon...but couldyou please contribute a few too?

oratleast share stories!
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remember floks: never ever... EVER evereverever neverever use q-tips for sounding.
or your boner will die a horrible painful death for days!
>> Anonymous
If i had a shemale petgirl, i would sound her like hell.
>> Anonymous
Any sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>1096393
bump
>> Germanon !YXt1odDuYg
nosauces available...ony that it is sounding
>> Anonymous
I tried something veeery smoth, very smal, and very lubricated and i only pushed it in like 1 centimeter
...
IT HURT LIKE HELL
>> Anonymous
>>1096414

DS stylus?
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First time I really tried it I couldn't piss right for a few days and it hurt like hell. Haven't had it that bad since then. Deepest object I ever had was an extension cord from my Gamecube. Got it all the way down the shaft and then it just hit a dead end. I can use a finger if I trim the nail first, but I can't get any of 'em past the first knuckle.
>> Anonymous
>>1096414
Yeah, anything going in there is painful, nothing I would peruse today. But alot of people on the net love it, and I have no idea why.
>> Anonymous
>>1096500
Eh, people used to think the same way about anal...
>> Anonymous
I was bored, and tried a hair once. Wasn't the smartest idea.
>> Anonymous
I sometimes wonder if it would feel good, but whenever I read stories about it I want to throw up.
>> Anonymous
>>1096371

I just tried using a cable off some old headphones bent in half as tight as possible, felt very weird but I came buckets!
>> Anonymous
Needs more dick in dick action.

>>1096526
I hope you're joking cause I can't even imagine how that feels good.
>> Anonymous
>>1096524
Then you'll love this little story...
http://www.noops.org/guts.html
>> Anonymous
It's all about the angle, size and lube. You have to start small, go slow, and find the right angles to get whatever object further and further into your penis. I once got a whole Q-Tip and most of another into mine, sheathed in a finger of a latex glove. I had plenty of precum going already, so I just used that as the lubricant. I agree with an above poster when he mentions using Q-Tips, do not use them raw. It's Bad News. Sheath them in a condom or a latex glove, something like that, and you're good as long as you don't bust it. If you do bust it, you're probably doing something wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>1096544
I heard stories like this one before. Never went near that thing since.

My ass hurts.
>> mercury01
Strange. I tried sounding long before I knew how to mastubate. I stuck pencils and stuff down my urethra in an effort to get myself off. It didn't work, but it was enjoyable!
>> Anonymous
>>1096422
Omg I tried using a DS stylus once

Nevar again, I tore the inside of my cock a bit so my cum had blood too. Didnt hurt too much, except to pee the next 2 times.

It healed in under a day, but I dont really want to risk cutting the inside of my cock again.

Also, anyone trying this, start small and dont forget to pee as much as possible afterwards to flush the bacteria out.

Anyone with ideas on what to use?
>> Anonymous
>>1096670
My first experience was also the DS styllus and the raised lettering for the word Nintendo did similar damage to me for a few days.
>> Anonymous
http://stockroom.com/Sounds-Dilators-C234.aspx
>> Anonymous
i do not understand why people enjoy this unless they are masochistic...
>> Anonymous
>>1096670
>Anyone with ideas on what to use?
You're basically looking for something ridiculously smooth, fairly flexible, and be sure it's not something you could lose down there. Any kind of edge could cause discomfort, and most plastic objects have a slight ridge to them from their molding process. You might want to sand those down first, but MAKE SURE TO CLEAN OFF ANY DUST FROM SANDING!
>> Anonymous
Wow, guys. Take it a little easy with yourselves and use something that you've actually disinfected. Nobody wants an infection in there, oh no. So get some rubbing alcohol or boiling water or something and be sure whatever you're using is nice and clean before you go jabbing it around in your dick. I've done sounding and it's basically always been really cool for me, but I have implements that were designed for it, plus lube, plus sterilization.
>> Anonymous
Betadine beats alcohol and is better in disinfection. Use that.
>> Anonymous
>>1096691
Been meaning to ask, but what would you use as lube for that? I've managed to find a few BAD choices while messing around.
>> Anonymous
>>1096702
I am guessing vaseline would be safe, but will wait for otehrs to confirm

If you can work yourself up enough, you could use your precum as lube
>> Anonymous
>>1096707
Hell no to Vaseline. I hurt so bad in the morning.
>> Anonymous
>>1096702

ID glide. It's water-soluble but still fairly thick (unlike Astroglide which is kind of runny).

Maybe use a brand-new ballpoint pen? Pointy end UP - lube the pen up and slide the base of it in. If you're worried about getting something back out, put some tape around one end to create a right angle.

If you get the decent metal sounding kit and you're adventurous, try hooking it up to an ErosTek or a Tens unit. Sounds + electricity = WIN.
>> Anonymous
I just came using a headphone cable

Now it hurts to pee

But I came soooo good
>> Anonymous
Headphone cables are best for going deep. I went into the bladder before. Came buckets
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Okay if you really want to get in to this stuff go out and pay the cash to get the real sounding gear. you will be happy that you did. Lube is trial and error some may work well and others may not. astro is better then "wet" as wet can irritate imo. make sure there the stainless steel sounds for a guy..well that is to say im not too fond of the ones with the ball nubs on the end as those are waaay to hardcore for me. stick those kind in a girl and tell her to g/b/to/k/. other wise have fun and take your time using other things epically anything that's plastic with a seam will tear up your cock and could get stuck. and it will suck big fat hairy balls. to say the least. if you do screw up call 911 or what ever it is in your area because if you rip this out in a panic you more than likely not like the results afterward. do it safe and do it right. and enjoy.;"D

pic semi related
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I've been using a toy rubber snake. It's about 14 inches long, and when I fead it in all the way up to the snake's head, I can feel the tail actually poking around in my bladder. It's a wonderful feeling. Pulling it out while ejaculating = heaven.
>> Anonymous
you know I used to do this...I started with Gundam Swords XD... then moved to different things like Q-tip's after I came so it was slick..and it always made me come again ...but when I pee'd it sometimes hurt a little ...and I've grown away because I don't have the right stuff and a few times I pee'd blood after so I really stopped after that.
>> Anonymous
Wish it was easy as hentai shows it to be

Then again, alot of things that hentai has, i would love to have too.

Also, stainless steel chopsticks work pretty well, the only issue i really have with sticking stuff in my dick, is that because my penis is curved, stuff seems to edge its way out when i fap, and sticky tape is almost-painful to peel off my cock.
>> Anonymous
holy fuck that story aint right
http://www.noops.org/guts.html
>> Anonymous
>>1096544
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DID I READ THIS
>> Anonymous
read the story ull shit bricks...literally
>> Anonymous
this is definitely one of these things I'll find hot in pictures but will never try if only because I DON'T WANT TO TEAR MY DAMN URETHRA :(
>> Anonymous
>>1096823

I posted this *points up* and ya I haven't done it right and yes I actually found in our storage garage Doctors Tools and one was one of those Urethra gauge thingys I guess..and let me say my Urethra is a little small..I'm reading what people do to theres..and Damn....the sizes on the urethra gauge thing the biggest I could get was a 7 I believe...but another thing ...with reading oh ya BTW I came buckets with the stainless steel sounding things...just so you know.... ..but any way back to what I was saying I've done many things I should not have done and should never do....like I made the biggest no no's ...I didn't sanatize...I used saliva once as lubricant...and I only cut my urethra ..because I used Headphone wire (covered in the rubber of course) ...but I've done some pretty crazy stuff ....and with peeing hurting ...think of it as you want to jack off but you have to pee but you decide to jack off first and you do...then 10 min. after you go pee and your knee's seem to want to give way and it feels so wierd ...it's like that but add a stinging sensation to it...and BAM that's what you feel...and the Stinging sensation is warm...ya it kinda sucks sometimes I do admit..but cumming of buckets is totattly worth it.
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A few weeks ago at /b/, there was this guy, Pencock, who posted pics were he shoved the hull of a pen all the way down his uretha, then came in it. Was fucking hot!
Pic related.
>> Anonymous
>>1096842
yeah saliva is kind of one of the worse things to use

considering the amount of bacteria in your mouth at any given time.
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Oh wow,this thread bloomed?

well.. have some more pics then
>> Germanon !YXt1odDuYg
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i never used anything else than my salvia.
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and yes it got me an infection once.
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but that told me to go easy on myself and make SURE to pee afterwards.
>> Anonymous
GOD DAMN OUT OF EVERYTHING ON /D? THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED Up. STRAIGHT UP GORE ISNT EVEN DISGUSTING BUT STICING THINGS UP YOUR PEEHOLE? HOLY FUCK THAT IS MESSED UP AND DISGUSTING, MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.
>> Germanon !YXt1odDuYg
Even if it stings, even if itfeels like your wang's on fire for the first fewtimes.... do it... its worth it
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>>1096897
ah.... critics are the best..... dont mockit if you havent tried it one will ya?
>> Anonymous
>>1096898
yes well... moar pics? :)
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also make sure you have a way to get this shit out. nromally your urethra is to bend to let anything slip into your bladder but oh well... we allknow it feels the best when it touches or enters the bladder and you can then be sure anything would go in there
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>>1096900
sorry...i forgot to add one to that msg
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of course dimitry also has done this tons of times... well in his pics at least
>> Anonymous
>>1096897
Someone's a xenophobe.
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oh well just for information: i started with the small nds pen. wasn't that great
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:) thank you kind sir, i shall remain hear to collect thy pics :)
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>>1096908
in that case i comand thee to contribute them to /d/ once in a while so even more people can profit from it
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damn... having a hole that big...i would kill for it.
>> Germanon !YXt1odDuYg
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letspunch out a few ones that make this thread even more /d/ ;)
>> Germanon !YXt1odDuYg
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no i dont know any source
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>> Anonymous
>>1096915
i shall spread thy word
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>> Anonymous
>>1096506
Anal: If it hurts, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

I imagine the same applies to sounding. Never tried that one though.
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ok last few pages...im getting tired posting
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vibrating beads would be the way to live
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>> Anonymous
*scrutinizing*
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lastpage, and i end my posting here.

enjoy, fuckers!
>> Anonymous
end...?
>> Anonymous
I still don't see how to do this. I've tried it more than once, with various small (disinfected) objects, and I can never get it very far in before it starts to hurt and no matter what angle I push it it just hurts more. At this point, I have to pull it out, unsatisfied. Any pointers?
>> Anonymous
what is this called and how do you start
>> Anonymous
The best thing I've found to use is a meat thermometer. The tip is rounded and everything is perfectly smooth so no damage is done.

I just wish mine was a little longer and thicker
>> Anonymous
>>1097523
Find the smallest screwdriver in your toolkit, probably will only be 3 or 4 inches long and very very narrow, like the diameter of graphite in a normal pencil. MAKE SURE IT IS A PHILLIPS HEAD AND NOT FLAT.

Examine the head of the screwdriver very carefully to check for sharp edges. This is important, don't rush. If you have a smooth tip, then you should be ok. If not, go find another screwdriver. IF YOU FEEL ANY SHARPNESS AT ALL, DO NOT PROCEED.

Use a little bit of lube to coat the tip of the screwdriver, and lightly place it in the very entrance of your urethra. Capillary action should draw the lube down into the urethra, at least for a little distance. Use plenty of lube, at least two or three coatings of the screwdriver as you slowly insert it, making sure to aim towards the bottom of your cock, as the urethra does not stay in the center for very long. TAKE YOUR TIME, make sure you keep your boner during this process.

Fap carefully. Cum buckets.

Personally I find that a solid object gives me more pleasure, but a lot of people like flexible objects like headphone wire or what have you. Also, the meat thermometer is a good idea too.
>> Anonymous
Three things.

1) http://steekwerksextreme.com makes something called a Prince's Wand. Basically, it's a sound with a screwhole near the end, and once it's all the way in, you can screw another piece in through a Prince Albert piercing hole to secure it in place. Pic: http://steelwerksextreme.com/02_extreme/0271_male/031-040/MCG_040a.html (start with this, and click on each until you've seen the whole series)

2) On the female sounding front, Amazing Ty has a video where someone fucks her urethra.

3) I've seen a urethral plug (like a small thin buttplug with a hole through it) but do they make urethral beads? I know they're in a lot of hentai, but ususally, those are full size anal beads in giant-sized cocks.
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>>1097605

Here's a pic.
>> Anonymous
Anybody have the portal-related sequel to that doujin?
>> Anonymous
the first time I tried it I got a big stinging feeling dose that always happen?
>> Anonymous
>>1096414
why are you whining? I just tried it, with (of all things) the plug at the end of my headphones. felt good while it was in. I had it in up to the part where it joins to the wire. but once it's out it kinda stings for a few minutes. you must have an incredibly low threshhold for pain if you claim that hurts, it hurts more when you pinch your finger in the edge of the mouse.
>> Anonymous
>>1097416
Try using something that can bend or is slightly flexible

Or like most people on here are doing, headphone cables.
>> Palestine
just tried it, it did sting a little bit, but felt good for the most part. Pushing the object out of you with your cum was less pleasurable that /d/ lead me to believe, kind of uneventful.
>> Anonymous
>>1096818
Very bad idea to use textile rubber stuff. This leaks chemicals into your system and you will eventually get sick. The color die they use will rub off first then the rubber will disintegrate and cause even worse trouble.
>> Anonymous
>>1097705
>>1097743

You need special toys for putting things in your urethra, or you can get an infection if you use common objects that are covered in germs. Just search for 'Urethral Sounds' on the internet. Oh and also you might have a nasty reaction to the general purpose lube you own, so be careful about that.

tl;dr: Search for 'Urethral Sounds' on the internet for proper toys.
>> Anonymous
One of those long, thin, flexible glowing lightsticks (the ones they sell at practically every carnival) does the job really well.
>> Anonymous
>>1097830
and if it breaks, your dick will glow in the dark

so will your cum and piss

its win-win !
>> Anonymous
>>1097855

LOL
>> Anonymous
>>1096544
I severely hope this is some sort of /b/-tarded story because, it is sick and if true, depressing as hell.
>> Anonymous
>>1097979
Up top

Guts
by Chuck Palahniuk

its in one of his books, you know, the dude who wrote Fight Club, and the soon-to-be-movied Choke ?
>> Anonymous
According to Chuck Pahlaniuk, based on a true story a man told him.
>> Anonymous
>>1097855

Heh.

Have you tried to break them?
Without some kind of blade, they're damn near indestructable.

And besides, having a dick that glows in the dark would make you the life of every party.
>> Anonymous
Okay, I don't want to read this whole damn thread to see if anyone's mentioned this.

You can buy a set of medical sounds from any medical supply store. You can also get them from fetish retailers such as Stockroom.com and Extreme Restraints.

A few points to remember:
*Your sounds must be completely sterile. I usually boil mine. (They're steel.)
*You can never -and I do mean never- have too much lube.
*GO SLOW. Don't rush! Don't get carried away. Good sounding is worth taking your time!
*Don't try to go too deep. If you encounter resistance, don't push against it. Some people bottom out faster than others.
*Women enjoy being sounded, too.
*Tuning forks. You should get them.
>> Anonymous
This thread has gotten me so wet. I've never looked into this before, is there hentai with guys sounding? Men that look like men, not shota or feminized. Any more stories would be appreiciated as well.
>> Anonymous
>>1098593
real photos of sounding would probably be easier to find, and you probably know already how man-camwhores are eager to take requests
>> Anonymous
>>1098790
Why, shit, I "know somebody" who'd be happy to accomodate you...

(LOL I HAVE ALREADY POSTED SOMEWHERE IN THIS THREAD IF YOU GUESS WHERE I WILL PROVIDE PICS) or the fuck not, I don't care
>> Anonymous
The only thing I've ever done is use a tube to blow water down the urethra, and then urinating it out hard felt good, but I didn't cum. Anyone ever tried this, and uh, is it bad?
>> Anonymous
you guys realize how close we are to the 2000000 GET?
>> Anonymous
>>1097830
thats better than dickants
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>>1098425
OK all I can say is, aside from this person with the real advice about medical sounds and sterilization, that the rest of you...

posting about cables and Q-tips and...screwdrivers??? Are some of the most retarded fucks ever. I hope you are just me-too pussies and making your shit up.

As someone who actually sounds with medical sounds, if you don't do your research and get the right equipment you are risking

POENTIALLY LIFE THREATENING INJURY and INTERNAL INFECTIONS

I cannot stress this enough. This is what David Savage refers to as a "Varsity level kink."

Screwdrivers.....fucking screwdrivers? Cables??

Pencils?

>> Anonymous
>>1097830
somone do nao
>> Anonymous
I mean, christ almighty! this is just as bad as the people posting about how they think you can really inflate a woman's abdomen with a tank and a hose!

I'm going to give you some links so you don't all impale yourselves to death.

If you want the truth, google a medical supply house called Chase Union (deviously hidden at chaseunion com) and note the front page article about cleaning your toys!
Go to the master index and look for "Sounds and Dilators" also a documentation section called "urethral insertion."

The Sounds are actually designed to be inserted into a soft cock, all the way past the constriction that keeps pee from dribbling out and around the curve. Those only go in and out when you are soft. Sometimes used for electro play. Not for amateurs!

Dilators are actually for the cervix by design, they are gradated and can come in sets, sometimes used for slowly stretching the urethra in males. You start small and work up very slowly over months so you don't get scar tissue! You don't ram it in! Or a small size can just be used for play. I have the "set of 8 double Hagar dilators."

Reputable sex toy stores like Tantus also sell some very small bulb-ended metal toys with vibrators in the handle for stimulating the urethra.

None of this should be done lightly. Don't be an idiot!
>> Anonymous
>>1098895

wat?

I just use a Q tip, lick the cotton end a bit to get it wet, then slowly push it down into my urethra, wiggling it just so so it doesn't get hung up on the slightly squishy area inside the head of my cock.

What a delicious pain..I do it once maybe every 2 weeks, have been doing it since I was 14 (didnt even know about sounding, was just in a strange mood), I'm 21 now. Not one infection, not one injury...
>> Anonymous
>>1098903
well, there's probably some 98 year old turd living down the street who smoked 4 packs a day all his life and didn't get cancer...but that just means he's fucking lucky.

That's not an argument for smoking 4 packs a day. And your spit-coated Q-tip is risky. You can keep rolling the dice, but don't make it out like it's a good idea.
>> Anonymous
Oh, my God. I've gotta fap after this thread. And it has to be via sounding. I've done it before, but I don't want to use any wires, and I don't have much to use. Any ideas, /d/? I'm in a fairly sparse college dorm.

tl;dr- the simplest sounding equipment you can suggest

I would properly sterilize and lube, of course. Otherwise, I'm just setting myself up for hell.
>> Anonymous
>>1098903
First time I did it, I was about 10 or 11 [the "I don't know what sex is, but damn, I'm gonna explore these strange new feelings" age]. I used one of those pointy things that some types of trees use to wrap their seeds around [they're the seeds that spin in a circle as they fall].

Hurt like fuck, and since I didn't know about soft tissue or anything, I thought I'd gotten part of it stuck.

Fucking hell. But I learned!
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happy fappin, thanks for such a sucessful thread :,)
>> Anonymous
I would stick smooth toothbrushes in and get it large enough to fit a lubed back end of a sharpie in. Felt pretty damn good too. Got a bladder infection my first time cause I forgot to disinfect the sucker...But yeah, long, thin, and smooth flexible objects coiling around in your bladder and slowly being pulled out feels so fucking good.
>> Anonymous
Vaseline and a thin paintbrush motherfuckers. Best shit ever.
>> Anonymous
>>1098790
I prefer drawn porn but thanks for the advice.
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you know... I'm pretty sure this started out as a rhetorical question...
>> Anonymous
I'd tried a (sterilized)DS stylus sometime last year with less than positive results. It got stuck after a few millimeters, felt like burning and generally killed my boner so I stopped real quick. After unsuccessfully wracking my brain for something smaller and more flexible to start with, I gave up hope. Then I read about the headphone cables...

So I tried again last night. Found a still-sealed set of crappy ipod earbuds, cut it off where the cables separate and cleaned the two single-cable parts with some disinfecting soap. Looped one of the cables and started nice and slow with my own precum as lube, managed to get a few inches in. It felt strange and burned slightly but it was nothing unpleasant. My boner still died, but less because of discomfort and more because sticking something in your dick for the first time is somewhat unnerving. I'll be trying this again, as it seems like an acquired taste.

And if I end up with a massive infection that kills me, somebody nominate me for a Darwin plz.
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>>1096382
I approve of this message, for it is FACT.
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>>1096422
Been there, done that, it works.
>> Anonymous
Hey 4Chan, I totally got hooked on doing this. I remember reading about sounding on a 4Chan thread a little while back, and I decided to give it a try.

I started with a conducting baton ( which was practically perfect size and shape-wise ). I cleaned and sterilized it, and using precum as lube, I got about 2 inches in. But, the uncomfortable feeling killed my hard-on. Each following session I got a little further, but had to stop due to losing my boner.

I finally got fed up with the baton, sucked it up, and ordered a surgical urethral sounding set. And GOOD FUCKING LORD! I get these things all the way down to the base of the handle every time, and the orgasms are so intense. Feeling the contractions on the metal sounding rod, and being able to continue climaxing until I pull it out and let the load loose is just unbelievable. Hell, I can barely bring myself to a climax anymore when I jerk off normally, since sounding is so much more intense.
Thank you for fucking me up worse than I already was 4Chan! >_<
>> Germanon !YXt1odDuYg
>>1099564
No problem. you can thank me any other time when you see a sounding thread as it is likely from me.
>> Anonymous
I've done this too, I stuck a golf tee down my boner. I loved wanking with that in there. however it kept sliding out. So I decided to put a little tape over it to force it down my dick. I love the abuse. so I came and the tape helped it in place. I pulled the tap off and it shot out followed by a stream of come...then a few drops of blood. I completely fucking shit myself and went for a piss. There was a few drops of blood and a burning sensation. I guess the tip of the tee slided the inside of my tube. *Shrugs* I was fine after a day or so. Hurt to pee though. But I fucking loved it. An alternative to a golf tee I've found, is a cotton bud. (ear bud). It's soft and not sharp and not too thick. Fucking bliss. Hope I helped! (Y)
>> TinyDrow
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You guys make me so proud. I love watching guys do this, but it's hard to convince them to do it.

Now post pics so I can daydream about sucking the sounds out.
>> Anonymous
I don't see how it'd be possible to get anything in further than about 2/3 inches... Mine curves way too much. I've never managed to get anything bigger than what I originally started with in either. Maybe I'm just doing it wrong...
>> Neto Sounding Anonymous
>>1100263
This one is from Neto I Uploaded my collection of him here http://rapidshare.com/files/153122181/_Neto__Sounding.rar
>> Anonymous
>>1100263
Gender plz
>> Anonymous
I oftentimes use a lightly oiled trombone. It's amazing.
>> Anonymous
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>>1100277
Thanks anon; lots of pics I haven't seen before. Somebody likes his One Piece, though.

>>1100448
No.

This should have been the picture for>>1100263
>> Anonymous
can you "lose" a sound? I imagine if you did lose something you would just pass it eventually.

i have yet to try this
>> Anonymous
>>1100787
Where did you get that? I only have the first two chapters translated.
>> Anonymous
If you lose your sound, stop fapping immediately. Get into the bathtub, point your dick down, and pop a squat. This will usually encourage it to come out. If not, either get the needlenose pliers out (disinfect first or cover with plastic wrap and lube) or get someone to drive you to a hospital.

Avoid this in the first place by putting a tag of tape around the end of your sound, creating a right angle and a little handle you can grab.
>> Anonymous
>>1100807
/rs/ has chapters 4 and 5 done too I think