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So /d/, I've been having a lot of strange dreams lately, and I wanted to share one with you since it's very muchly /d/ inspired.

In my dream i'm a regular customer at some strange kind of fetish club, and one features of this club is a row of booths, wherein guys can get a sort of automated blow job from these job dolls mounted in the wall. They call them service booths, and they're more or less the main attraction. I dream that one night I show up early, before the club opens, and I'm captured by the club's owners. The owners are of course two beautiful women in dominatrix gear. They knock me out and take me into the secret back room of the club...
>> Anonymous
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>>995271

I come to in a dark room strapped to a table. I'm now outfitted in bandage gear, and I can't speak because I'm wearing a sort of ring gag with a tube connected to it. The owners approach and ask me how I think they maintain their popular service booths. They explain to me that connected to each doll in the booths is a pipe system that drains the collected cum. The pipes all then connect to one main tube which leads to a filtration system. This is how the booths stay clean and functional. I look around and notice a big machine, which they tell me is the filter. Then I notice the backs of the booths cemented into the wall, and the pipes and tubes connected to them. That's when I notice the main pipeline to which they all connect. It was connected to the filter, it was connected to me.They tell me the service booths are about to open for business, and I'm their new filter. They say that since I can't spit any of it out, I have no choice but to drink everything that comes down those pipes or I may choke on it.
>> Anonymous
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>>995272
The booths go into service, and one by one the pipes begin to collect. It's excruciating at first, but for fear of drowning, I do as they say and drink. They force me to down every drop of viscous white fluid until I fear I may burst, then deposit me in the street when the night is over. As this dream go on, for who knows what reason I go back to the club te next night, and am again captured and forced into this insane cumdrinking bondage scenario. I continue to go back, each night repeating the last, and as it happens again and again, each time it happens I more and more accepting of it, complacent, willing even, until it becomes the reason I go. I start to want it, to crave it even. It gets the the point where the owners do even have to strap me down, I'm just doing it on my own. Greedily sucking on that pipe, feverishly devouring every drop that rolls down it. Finally I've taken in so much that I pass out and collapse. That's when I wake up, and remind myself that it was a dream. A very frightening dream.
>> Bill Nye
Bill Nye recommends you take a 0.5mg dose of melatonin before sleeping from now on.
>> Anonymous
>>995276
I just might do that. These are the kinds of things that plague my nights when I sleep.
>> Anonymous
If this is true and you really have been dreaming this, then you may actually be spending too much time on /d/
>> Anonymous
>>995273
need me some more of this.
>> Anonymous
>>995282
the pic, not the story.
>> Bill Nye
>>995278
Bill Nye wants to know /why/ you think you've been dreaming of this?
>> Anonymous
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Uh, I also have these three
>> Anonymous
>>995289
huh. I never noticed the semen sliding over her left eye before.
>> Anonymous
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>>995288
Oh I know why. I'm into femdom and forced fem, and all the shots I see on /d/ of dudes getting their own cumshot in the face, or being made by the girl to taste it is what's doing this to me
>> Anonymous
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Not that I'm blaming /d/ for my insanity, i'm pretty sure I did that to myself.
>> Anonymous
>>995294
I blame my older brothers friend George. He showed me hentai when I was small and impressionable. Very freudian.
>> Bill Nye
>>995294
Bill Nye thinks that by calling it insanity, you're overacting.

Bill Nye also thinks it's not very hard to cum in your own eye, so your repression must lie elsewhere.
>> Anonymous
>>995291

Is that pic part of a CG set? if so sauce please
>> Anonymous
>>995297
Cum in your eye hurts like a mad bastard.
>> Bill Nye
>>995301
Bill Nye isn't here to debate the hurt or unhurt of getting cum in your eye.

Bill Nye is here to use his degree in abnormal psychology to cure this poor aberrant before he empties a taco bell.
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>>995297
Oh I call it insanity because this isn't the only whacked out dream i've been having. My brain does all kinds of bizarre things to me when I sleep.
>> Anonymous
>>995305
I apologize. Please tell us how to make plasma in the microwave?
>> Bill Nye
>>995309
Bill Nye accepts your apology, but refuses to tell you how to do anything involving science.

Bill Nye gave that up after his hit TV show's fifth season, got a degree in psychology, and now travels the internet making the world a better place.

>>995308
Bill Nye would like to point out that though there are many reasons you may be having complex or difficult dreams, much of it can be attributed to fighting against your body's natural zeitgebers, as is evidenced by your presence on /d at this time of the evening.

Bill Nye would like to know why you're awake so late at night.
>> Anonymous
>>995308
OP, you said you've been having other crazy dreams, are you the guy from /v/ who had that lucid dream about pokemon like a week ago?
>> Life is but a dream !!vVJWfXI2gRz
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>>995313
I don't know what time it is where you are, Professor Nye, but it isn't that late where I am. I may ask you the very same question in fact, Professor Nye-t Owl.

>>995317
Yeah, that was me.
>> Anonymous
This is a very embarassing confession actualy but i'm going to come out of the closet today may.21.2005 what i have to say is weird...i have this strange turtle fetish...i get very arroused when i see small tutrles i just get so turned on i just want to put the turtles down my pants and let there oh so smooth shell rub my penis...i'm not just just horny when i see small tutrles it's much more then that i had a dream of doing kinky things with turles...the dream went like this...it started off in a chamber of some sort and there they were 15 small turtles chained up to the wall they were wearing name tags that were ever so sexy like "daddy" and "bitch" ect. and there i was wearing a leather suit with a whip and i was whiping the turtles and they were making these little snapping sounds i don't know where it came from but i was very arroused by the end of the dream me and the 15 small turtles were in bed and some were on the pillow and some were down there..rubbing my penis...i'm glad i've got that off my back.
>> Bill Nye
>>995321
Bill Nye doesn't appreciate your smart-alecky pun.

Nonetheless, Bill Nye will continue to go out on a limb and help you.

Where Bill Nye is, it is approximately 0100. Given that Bill Nye lives on the westmost side of the continental principality of America, it only makes sense that it would be even later for you.

Unless, of course, you propose that you are not in fact living in the continental principality of America, in which case Bill Nye would call you a liar and a fraud.
>> Anonymous
>>995322
>>come out of the closet today may.21.2005
whups
>> Bill Nye
>>995322
Bill Nye would like to point out that turtles tend to have a bony, protective shell which develops from their ribs during youth.

Correspondingly, your comments about whipping turtles are misplaced and foolish.

Unless, of course, you were talking about whipping underage turtles, in which case Bill Nye would forward you to not4chan's turtle section, as Bill Nye believes that underage content is against 4chan's rules.
>> Anonymous
OP is from Australia?
>> Life is but a dream !!vVJWfXI2gRz
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>>995323
Nah, i'm on the same side of the continental U.S. as you. Admittedly though you may be right, Idon't sleep much these days. Although it's because of these bizarre dreams that i've taken to sleeping less.

Uh, i'm out of relevant pictures on this computer, so i'll post some femdom instead
>> Bill Nye
>>995332
Bill Nye is glad that you're not from Australia, or else Bill Nye wouldn't be able to help you.

As it stands, you may find yourself less confronted by odd dreams should you match your eating and sleeping patterns more to the natural rhythms of the sun.

Additionally, Bill Nye never said that Bill Nye lived in the continental US.
>> Life is but a dream !!vVJWfXI2gRz
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>>995342
Continental principality... I'm amazed this thread is still here. Did the site actually collapse in the middle of our conversation, professor? That's unfortunate.
>> Anonymous
>>995308
What's the source of the gif?
>> Life is but a dream !!vVJWfXI2gRz
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>>995620
I'd tell you if I knew it, but it was a random find here on /d/
>> Anonymous
>>995271
Fuck you OP. If I had a dream like that I'd be the happiest person in the world. I'd pay someone to hogtie me and drop me off in the middle of the night in some seedy place downtown like in an alley with sign on my back... god ... when Im insecure, I want nothing more than for every fucking person I know to fuck me, piss on me.... tie me down... have their DOG fuck me... make me drink gallons of cum... god.... Im fucked up okay.... but... kay w/e Im leaving...
>> Anonymous
I get turned on by the thought of frogs fucking.