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Anonymous
There's been lots of threads on your ideal futa, but what would you do to her if she existed?
My ideal futa would be: big tits, tiny waist, round hips, a thick dick and a unending need to cum bucketloads.
I would jerk her everyday but never let her cum for weeks on end, I would use my own cum to lube up her dick.
We would have fapping competitions: who could cum fastest, slowest, who could produce the biggest load of cum or precum, etc.
I would see how much cum I can get in her tight cleavage, how much cum can fit between her tits without dripping. Then I would force her to give me a tittyfuck.
I would set up some machine to milk her for all her cum over weeks and store it, when I had a few gallons of her cum I would force her to drink as much of it as possible, I would stick a funnel up her ass and get as much as possible into her, I would pour so much cum into her womb that she would swell up. I'd pour the rest of it over her and fuck her silly. She would be leaking cum for days on end.
What about you, /d/?
>> Anonymous
posting in soon to be stickied thread
>> Anonymous
My ideal woul be one of dmitry's, but shorter I guess, and more realistic tits. I'd tie her up and make her wear a cock ring, and I'd fuck her up the ass while making her jerk off every day, I'd let her come once a month, onto herself, making her a sticky mess. I'd keep her in a state of near insanity, begging every moment.
>> Anonymous
It currently is very sticky. Ew.
>> Anonymous
saging for obvious reasons.
>> cats_need_fingering_to_the_ass
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this is my ideal futa
>> Anonymous
is this roleplay thread

I want to be a futa for my man
>> Anonymous
A futa ejaculating on me simultaneously as I came on her would be awesome.
>> Anonymous
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My ideal futa would be your average girl next door type girl, with a nice meaty cock and the need to have it constantly serviced. She would cum buckets and make me her cumslut.
>> Anonymous
>>512893
She.. she has a matching dickcover. That is.. incredibly awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>512893
One of the few decent 'shopped pics of a dickgirl I've ever seen.
>> cats_need_fingering_to_the_ass
>>512893
M-M-M MOAR!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>512904
Aww man, after you mentioned it was shopped I took a closer look and realized it too. Pity. Messed up the shadow.
>> Anonymous
I would make tender love to her ;_;
>> Anonymous
Ideal? About 6'6", lean muscle, but very subtly so. Soft green hair, round D cups, smooth and flat tummy and a cock that peeks a few centimeters out from under her skirt, if she goes for a short skirt. Ideally she'd have cock and vagoo, with no balls, but some magical cum source. All the fun, none of the obstruction.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
>>512912
I recognized the watermark from my time on 7898
>> Anonymous
True, however, balls would be fun to torment.
>> Anonymous
>>512946
That's your ideal futa, but what would you do to your ideal futa? That's OP's question.
>> Anonymous
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i will take one of these, and she has one hell of a nice ass, small but round, id make her suck herself off while i was fucking her, and have her cum all over herself the entire time, and wehn im not fucking her id have a nice vibrator of somekind in her ass so shes moaning alllllll the time, and and he pussy is always wet, keeping her horny as hell
>> Bobby Digital
My ideal futa doesn't exist, but I'd wish she'd be next to me right now.
Eh.
I don't really care much bout sizes and shit, she'd just have to be into the same shit as I am.. browsing /d/ together while giving each other hand and stuff.
:O
>> Anonymous
I know this is /d/ and all, but am I the only one finding this extremely awkward?
>> cats_need_fingering_to_the_ass
M-M-M MOAR!!!!!!!>>512893
>> Anonymous
Hm, moar of dmitrys work?
>> cats_need_fingering_to_the_ass
>>512893
more of thse plzz
>> Anonymous
nah its werid, just post MOAR futa
>> Anonymous
>>513000
Seconded.
>> Anonymous
Great call on the vibe. Constant stimulation is so key.
>> Anonymous
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The first futa to get me into /d/ and still my favourite. I'd do the same thing as OP wrote.
>> Anonymous
>>513043
Funny thing is, it's a shop of a Shota pic. A Shota pic that happened to get me into shota, actually.

Anyways, my ideal futa would be around 5'7", maybe a bit taller, thin but not anorexic, long, blueish hair, with nice, flowing curves and a modest bust (somewhere around a C-cup). As for the goods, I'd like vagoo, cock, and balls, the whole works. Nothing super huge, but nothing tiny, either. A size about what you see on some of the more normal futa stuff. What I'd do to her? Well, depends. Sometimes, I'd let her do me up the ass, sometimes the other way around. Bondage, "normal" sex, hand/foot/blow/tit/whatever jobs, jerking each other off to /d/... Nothing really too overboard.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
what is a thread?
>> omfg
I wish anyone in this thread could live up to their dirty animalistic fantasies.
>> Anonymous
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>>512909
delivery, courtesy of anon
>> Anonymous
well, my ideal futa would be about 5ft4 or so, thin waist, wide-ish hips, large bust. Dark hair with deep purple eyes, and a western face, with dick (but no balls, risqué no?) and minge.

as for what i'd do to her.. i'd satify her in every and any way, i'd fuck her, let her fuck me in the ass, drink her cum and have her drink mine etc etc
>> Crazy Schemes
Alright pervs is anyone here willing to fund my hormones? I figure once I grow bewbs I can work in porn until I get enough money for plastic surgery. lol. One can dream.
>> Anonymous
>>513091
A miserable little pile of retards
>> Anonymous
I would love to suck her cock and let her cum all over my face, then jerk off into her mouth
>> Anonymous
Cock ring. To the max.
>> omfg
>>513102

it's a hundred bucks a month, do it yourself.
>> Crazy Schemes
>>513137
It's like £25/month but I don't have the money right now. Guess I'll have to get a job ¯\(º_o)/¯
>> omfg
>>513145

Guess so. There's always the slave option, but few are cut out for that. And generally, even in europe if you order spiro and estradiol, you end up paying around 100 USD. The cyclical pills don't work as well.
>> OMGZ Bquikk
OMGZ TIFAS A TRAP.... My dreams are ruined
>> Crazy Schemes
>>513146
Yea that's what I ordered before, probably was higher with postage and stuff.
>> Senator Duck
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thought itd be interesting to see what this if draw-ified would look like. eh, im done.
>> Anonymous
I'd rather be a futa and have wild crazy adventures with other women or other futas.
>> Senator Duck
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nevermind, this ones got more jizz so ftw
>> Anonymous
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My ideal futa would be just like the ones Dmitrys creates. Big bouncy tits, small waist, wide hips, thick, long legs and huge cock, but not anatomically impossible. Hung like Mandingo is a good comparison, but with a bigger cock head and curved up a little. And of course, huge balls because they need to blow huge loads.

With bodies like Dmitrys' futas, I'd definitely want to fuck their asses like crazy, but instead they'd put me in bondage and take turns fucking me in the ass. I'd want them to pump as much cum into my ass as possible before one of them milks my own cock with her ass, preferably while another one is still fucking me in the ass. And while all of this is happening, the other ones are smothering me with their huge tits and round asses and licking me all over. And when it was all done, I'd hold the cum in me as long as I could.
>> Anonymous
Moar big breasted well hung futas?
>> Anonymous
>>513355

Sounds good to me
>> Anonymous
>>513355

WTF? Your fucking kinky dude
>> Anonymous
>>512834

I'd play checkers with her
>> Anonymous
>>513420
welcome to /d/
>> Anonymous
>>512834
My ideal futa would assfuck me then bend over and let me assfuck her. We would suck eachother's fat cocks and she would cum in my mouth when she wanted to blow. She would be flexible enough to bend down and suck my cock while i ride her dick.
>> Anonymous
I rather like this thread..
>> Anonymous
Well... I'm a dyke so... I want a pill that would give a cock for three hours or so, no balls, realistic size but really big like 9 inches.
>> Anonymoose
How long do we have with our ideal futa? If it's only for a short time, I'd take her out for a fun time. An amusement park, somewhere to eat, watch the sun go down, and make passionate love.
If it was forever, I'd have a few nights of great sex and leave her a week later before she dumps me. She'll either leave or come crawling back. If she leaves, go riddance. If she comes back, repeat. That'll show her how smart women are.
>> anonymous
are you guys gay?
>> Anonymous
>>513521

lol anon
>> Anonymous
my ideal futa would desecrate other women and would stay the hell away from my asshole.
>> anonymous
i agree with above. why dont you guys just go and search gay porn on google instead of desecrating /d/? or perhaps instead of an alternative thread, they should make a gay one.
>> Anonymous
>>513521

are YOU?
>> Anonymous
My perfect futa would have no balls, but a retractable cock, newly mutated/grown. Big tits, but not too big. D cups. When retracted, she'd be so horny 24/7 for some meat in her vagoo, namely mine. But when I'm tapped out, she could get her cock out and then she'd act more like a dude. We could watch the game without her bitching about taking out the trash, and we could go to the bar to pick up some chicks for a DP.

Alternatively, I'd be my own ideal futa, because then I could pick up even the lesbians. I'd also play with my own tits and buy a jackrabbit vibrator; then I could cum in each organ at the same time. Then I'd get my gf to ride reverse-cowgirl style with her fingers entertaining my other organ. Ideally, my tits could be comfortably wrapped so I could still pass myself off as a dude, should the need arise.

Woah... What if we were both futas?

we could fuck each other all day... OMG that would be awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>513515
see>>513508

>>513544
FTW
>> Anonymous
>>513544
Thred end.

We has a winrar.
>> Anonymous
Oh, this is easy. NO BALLS. Long waist-length hair. A leather strap with a d-ring attached to it braided tightly into the hair. She would wear nothing but tight tight translucent latex with holes for all the right parts. Her primary accessories would be leather cuffs on her upper arms, wrists, thighs and ankles, and a ball gag slung around her neck for ease of use. No body hair accept for on her head. I'd keep a strap pulled tight around her cock so she can't cum unless I want her to.

And her cock can't be that big....for those magical occasions when she decides to tie me up and return the favor. I'd still like to have bowel control after being taken frequently in the ass tyvm.