Dear /b/,I've recently asked a girl for a date. We had some wonderful time, dinner, candles, you know the drill. Then we went to the bedroom. I prefer doing this with the lights on, but she's shy, so she asked me to switch the lights off, the only light was coming from other room. She lay on the bed naked, her legs spread, asking me to warm her up before we continue. And then I see that freaky face in the window. I got so scared I lost my erection immediately. The face vanished but I just couldn't get hard! The girl laughed me off when she found out my cock won't get hard and I didn't dare to admit to seeing that face, she wouldn't believe me anyway. She just left, giggling and left me embarassed and scared of going to my bedroom.Dear /b/, what should I do?
b and d look similar, I'll give you that.
you shpuld learn the difference from /b/ and /d/.
u should have told her about the face, atleast that woulda gave her some reason for y u couldnt get it up*hrrrrmherrrm*I mean SAGE BITCH! THIS AIN'T /b!
Problem solved!
WOAH! HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S SCARY! My penis would've SHRUNK if I saw that!
/b/ is down faggots. p.s you're a fag. stop being a fag.
SAGE SPAM GO
saaage
OUT WITH YOU
ESAD
GO EAT A BRICK
OUT, OUT WITH YOU I SAY
REMOVE THIS ABDOMINATION FROM MY /d/
stick it in her pooper
Dont get confused with /b/ and /d/
sage for lying... not just lying, but lying badly.now you have been punished for your crimes via no-dicky-worky1. you went on no date2. you saw no face3. you have no sex4. you are gaydo you have any idea how many baby angels you just killed?
>>203237fixed
sage
He puts the sexy in dyslexia
>>203237the ghost wants your cock.
and let me guess while you were just about to fuck her, you just happened to have a camera in hand pointed at teh exact spot where you didnt know a spooky face would apear AND just happened to take the shot perfectly when I think we can all agree you should have been focused on more important things.and this is in the wrong section as long as being complete bullshit
>>203237someone could come and stab in the back without lossing my erection!!! from now on use viagra...you won`t lose your erection and probably after many uses you`ll become blind.
pretty decent fail /b/ tard
Well technicly it is D monster with porn!
>>203531until I saw it lightened, I thought it was the cock mongler
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If this were real you'd be a fucking idiot not to have told her. you suck.
>>203534It IS cockmongler. There's just a monster in the foreground.
where does sage go?
Ya know...I wonder why shy people like the curtains open for the whole world to see...The face makes me laugh, too.
Sage
sure it isn't your reflection?
rape her
:(
How do you mongle cock?
/b/ isn't down. They just want to act like it is.
you passed up on that shit because you were afraid of a k-mart halloween skull with red lights for eyes?note: yes, i know this whole thread is a joke. :P
why isn't this deleted yet :(
alright this has happened to me before so i know exactly what to do, GB2/B/
>>203698HOW DO I MANGLED COCK
Anynymous, /b/ isn't down for me. Is it possible you got banned and haven't realized it?If so, why the hell are you shitting up my /d/?
HAHAHAOH MANYOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO>>203237YOU SHOULD BE BANNEDFOR ALL YOU OUT THERETHANK YOU FOR SAGING
>>203868I don't suppose you could start cleaning up some of these threads? You know, deleting them?
>>203237I recommend suicide with an explosive to teach that bitch a lesson.
>>203868Owned by:>>203869Two points won.
you guys have NO idea what you are talking about... right the same thing, just happened to me yesterday!!1 its horrible!
>>203880Uhm, I'm not trying to harp on the mod...I just really would like to see this thread and others like it gone is all. I like this board and just wish someone would help clean it up is all...
that looks like a man
>>203877I'd do the same thing except yell "COBRA!"
I own a few swords, so I would have grabbed my trusty black-bladed ninjato and made a mad dash for the face...btw....that thing is scary as hell 0_0;;; it looks demonic...
You had time to take a picture before you lost your little man's support? I think not. Over in /b/ we like well thought-through bullshit, please.
>>204071No, you wouldn't, and you probably don't, you weeaboo fuck. You'd pause, stare at it, and get scared shitless like everyone else.