A is for asphyxiation, you won't catch your breath
B is for the blindfold, that keeps you dark as death
C is for your cockwich that I squash beneath my shoeWhile I watch you wiggle, and I laugh at you
D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow
E is for your enema, I control the flow
F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent
G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent
H is for humiliation that you must bear
I will immobilize you in my sexual lair
J is for your jizzy, jerking tendency
K for kisses
K is for K-K-K-K-KOMBO BREAKER
L for love and licks you offer me
M is for the manacles imprisoning your feet
N is for your nelly little nimby so sweet
O is for the O-rings, holding you in place
P is for the perspiration dripping down your face
Q is for the quirk I use to whip your eager ass
R is for restraints, to make the magic last
S is for sweet suffering that only you will know
T is for the torment, that keeps you on the go
U is for unbridled lust that only I controlAs I claim for my own your body, mind, and soul
V is for the vicious urge to struggle in vainWhile I tease and tantalize you and eroticize your pain
W is where, a winding woman walks
X is for excruciating X-rated talk
Y is you the yo-yo; I yank upon your stringWatch you yell and holler from the pleasure that it brings
Z is for the zestfulness with which you will submitNow I've taught you every letter so remember all of it
>>881621I got one of these. I never really got it to work though...
>>881672what do you do with it? .__.
>>881672You can't work an aneros. congrats, you're a fucking IDIOT. either that or you dont have a prostate
this is a pretty cool thread, even if it copypasta. thank you for writing it and i hope you get a lot of really awesome sex in the future.
>>881710Thank you anon. It is indeed copypasta, as the lines are the lyrics to a song.
Awesome thread. Should've known they were Lords of Acid lyrics, but thanks for all the pics and effort!Anon has upped the ante -- let's make all our threads this good from now on!
>>881625Fail for not having D is for Dickgirls.
>>881628You had a shot to redeam yourself by saying F is for Futanari, but you failed again. Get the fuck out.
>>881805>>881807It's the ABCs of kinky sex, not /d/. Dickgirls and Futa aren't always considered kinky.
>>881807>>881805You two need to lurk the fuck moar. It was clearly stated that these were song lyrics. GTFO of my /d/.
>>881656I hate to ask to wreck this beautiful thread, but which Uziga manga is "X" from?
The crap is a nelly little nimby?
>>881698Does this "prostate" actually work or is it an excuse so you can fantasize about wanting it in your ass? ;3
I fucking love this thread.
>>882116It works, but then you also become more girly and submissive.
>>882116Bill Nye wants to know what girls are doing in /d.
>>881621>>881636>>881628source?
>>881800It's not Lords of Acid, the name of the band is AKASH
A is for A-Kaguya, my favorite cg sets for all time.
If A is for Ail-soft, then B is for breasts! They can never be big enough.
>>882041Mai-chan's daily life. I'd only reccomend it if you have a strong stomache and a very warped sense of humor.Also, I have no idea what a nelly little nimby is.
A is also for Alice in Sexland!So C is for caterpillar!
C is also for catgirl! ... Oh, we're onto D for double-dildo!No wait, something is missing.
Oh yeah, it's not D, this is /d/!That means /d/ickgirl!(Also C is for cum bath and F is for flatchest, but those don't count yet.)
E is for enema - with cum, for extra value.You didn't think I'd skip a letter did you?
F is for futanari. Again, just can't help it.
g is for guro its not allowed here
H is for hentai. It has to be /d/ifferent to get posted 'round these parts.
/i/ is for incest.
J is for jerking off.
F is for Faggotbecause the op is clearly one
>>881637sauce on this one?
T is for this guy!!!http://youtube.com/watch?v=CNczht1aHVosick!!!
F is for friends who...
>>881628source anyone? never seen it before
C is for copy cancer that is infesting my /d/ick.
These are not the ABCs of kinky sex. These aren't even the ABCs of femdom. If they were, P most certainly wouldn't stand for "perspiration."So just say what you mean. And what you mean is "Look at me, I can copy song lyrics!" Shut up.