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Live up to it. Anonymous
The most twisted thing you would consider truly participating in, for real, if given the offer right this moment.

Here, allow me to begin.
>> Anonymous
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Not too weird by /d/ standards.

Also in before "funny" pic of missionary position.
>> Anonymous
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Sure I would probably die but I'd volunteer
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
yez
>> Anonymous
>>1023203
Looks painful.
>> Cr9 !!8jMEdAlRRTX
>>1023194
Godspeed.
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
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>>1023188
Consensual sex in the missionary position.

...Yeah, I know, I'm pretty fucking twisted.
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
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But on a more realistic note, if there was a real life dickgirl (one with tits, dick and vagoo; balls optional) I'd totally do whatever they wanted. Suck them off, let them peg me, fuck them in the ass/vagoo while jacking/sucking them off, anything.


Picture related (if I was the blue haired one), as ishttp://orz.4chan.org/d/src/1219093837387.jpg
>> Anonymous
>>1023241
Yeah, same here.
>> Anonymous
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I'd be the one in the middle
>> Anonymous
>>1023255
Bisexual, are we? Oh well. To each one's own.
>> Anonymous
>>1023263
I'd be the one on the left but that's just because that's my gender. Otherwise I'd rather be in the middle.
>> Anonymous
>>1023283
Oops... I meant right... heh. Twenty seven hours, no sleep, makes my head go a bit funny.
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
>>1023283
>>1023286
So you like getting bound up, sucking cock and getting pegged in the ass, huh?

So... Doing anything tomorrow night baby? ;D
>> Anonymous
>>1023241
Dickgirls would be great, but I wouldn't go for any of the femdom stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>1023290
Haha, yes, but it's more common than you'd think. And, erm, sleeping hopefully? It's been a really long time since I last slept.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Space MedaFighter X !!Y4PbP70EuE9
If a really hot girl offered to dress me up in panties and fuck my ass with a strapon while rubbing my cock.THEN dress me up in latex panties, tie me up, tease me till I'm about to cum them fuck my ass hard with the strap on. My fantasy...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>1023301
My last girlfriend was shopping with me one day (by which I mean she dragged me to the mall and was going through Lane Bryant) and we ended up in front of a store with a bunch of dresses in the window. She went "oooh, that would be pretty" and I simply said "it doesn't go with your hair". She said, and here's the best part:
"What? It doesn't need to, I meant..." and put me in front of the dress, and winked.
Best night ever. Sooo much strapon.
>> Anonymous
Be dominated by a chick with a strap on, maybe forced beastiality.
>> Anonymous
Oh God, I don't even know! Too many possibilities!
>> Eponymous !RYpZ/TNwKk
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In a heartbeat. There's not a thing you can do with a guy or a girl that you can't do with a dickgirl. Why not have it all?
>> Anonymous
>>1023307

sauce?
>> NOKO!!! !!Mbx04FAEdpX
I would totally love to get tentcle raped if it were possible.

I'd maaaaayyybe go for getting done by a futa girl. On the fence.
>> Anonymous
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The weirdest thing I would ever think about trying would be watersports (a guy peeing on me or in my mouth).
If this imaginary guy wanted me to try putting on a strap-on, I would, even though I'm more of a submissive.
Mostly though, it would be nice to find an owner to be a pet-girl.
>> Cr9 !!8jMEdAlRRTX
>>1023340
I've had two petgirls, it was nice. The worst part was trying to comprehend no-talking pet play... I'm good, but not empathic, soooo that was usually interesting -- good, but a little strange.

On a related note, watching someone eat without using their hands or utensils is hilarious, but cleaning them up afterwards -- yes plz. Favorite part, bathtime.
>> Anonymous
Define 'twisted.'
>> Cr9 !!8jMEdAlRRTX
>>1023347
How many times would you say "oh fuck i'm screwed" if your friends and family found out you were doing it? The more times, the more twisted.
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
>>1023293
Sleeping, huh? My bed's pretty nice for sleeping (among other things), and it's juuuust big enough for two (if they move in close to one another). How about it?
>> Anonymous
Are you all actually completely dominant or submissive?

I've never actually met anyone in a club or anything who seriously only did one. I mean, of course everyone has a preference, but most people seemed fairly keen doing both at one point or another.
>> Anonymous
I would most certainly wish to get tentacle raped if I could. And I wouldn't mind being robot/machine raped.

Also, my boyfriend is an ex-boy scout. My goal in life is strap-on fuck him while he's tied up and wearing as much of his old uniform as possible. Gotta get him into anal first, though. Sigh.
>> Anonymous
>>1023351
I have a feeling I'd wake up sticky.
>> Anonymous
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To be a trap. They'd all be 'wtf'
>> Anonymous
>>1023355

If you had the money, you can actually buy sex machines, although they can't rape you unless someone forcibly puts you on one lol.
>> Anonymous
>>1023353
im pretty much exclusively submissive and male.

Theres a lot of stuff id do for the right person, pretty much anything, I have very few qualms, depending on the person of course.

There are just some things I wouldnt do for someone im not close to.
>> Cr9 !!8jMEdAlRRTX
>>1023353
I'm mostly dominant but get me tied up and I'm putty in anyone's hands.
>>1023355
I have never met a guy who didn't like it once they tried it, but they have strange hangups about the "gayness" of the entire thing. Also, you win kinky fantasy of the month award, good madam (je suppose).
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
>>1023356
I'm not into the whole jizzing on sleeping girls faces/hair thing, or even facials. I respect beauty. You might be sticky on the inside though... In various orifices, depending on what we do the night before, of course.
>> Anonymous
>>1023353

I think very few people are 100% one way (same goes for sexual orientation).
>> Anonymous
>>1023361
I think I'm normally sticky to some degree. If I were dry and gritty it'd be fairly disturbing. Well, fair deal, so long as you leave the hair alone, guys have done that before. Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of hair? I mean, you know it's difficult but honestly, the day before a job interview, not fun.
>> Eponymous !RYpZ/TNwKk
>>1023353
I wouldn't say I'm submissive, just passive. I accept pretty much whatever happens, and I'm happy to let the other partner take the lead. On the other hand, I could be a dom if that's what my partner wanted. Basically, I'll do anything and I don't have to be the one who decides what :p
>> Cr9 !!8jMEdAlRRTX
Yeah, on the submission front, I've gotten to known at least a dozen girls and six guys who have all found out about sub/dom feelings they have and come to someone they've heard has experience for guidance. That's been going on since I was 16 so I'm used to it -- and in all that time only one person has been TOTALLY submissive, but she was Mormon, so you know. No total dominants I've ever met or heard of.
>> Anonymous
Most people default to 'Switch' which is being able to be Sub or Dom
>> Anonymous
>>1023365
I am really sub, like I said above, honestly im not sure if theres anything I do thats really dominant sexually.
>> Eponymous !RYpZ/TNwKk
>>1023363
I've had cum dry in my pubes. Damn that hurt picking it out. The shit's like glue, and if you heat it up when it's fresh (like in a hot shower) it turns into this rubbery, extremely sticky substance. Cleanup's a bitch, but what are you gonna do?
>> trapchan
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I always wanted to do this
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
>>1023363
Well I've gotten my cum in my pubes before (after a particularly long period without a shave down there), and that was hard enough, so I can imagine how hard it would be for a girl to get out of hers.

So it's agreed then? I won't jizz in your hair or anywhere difficult to clean and we'll both have a good time (or 3)?
>> Anonymous
Shave your pubes mayhaps?
>> Cr9 !!8jMEdAlRRTX
>>1023367
God help you, if you're Mormon, I'M WRITING A PAPER.

But I think certain people are just wired that way -- the girl in question found out how sub she was when she let a guy screw her at a party, and she never knew his name. Odd girl, very uptight, but apparently very easy? Pure doms are, I think, the AHLFPA MAEL types and they don't get any cred in the BDSM community so I think that's why I don't know any -- I discredit them when I find them.
>> Anonymous
>>1023376
Alright. I'll be asleep during it though, my eyes are crossing from lack of sleep. It took almost a minuet to type this.
>> Anonymous
I got burnt out on /d/.

I was really closeted about my fetish until I was 18. My parents didn't know, my friends didn't know, etc.

I ended up going into Manhattan 3-4 times a week under the ruse that I was at a friends' house, and visited various BSDM clubs.

I tried domming, I tried subbing, and honestly? It's ok, but it gets boring fast. It's fun once in a while but I'd kill myself if I ever made a lifestyle out of it. In the end, the only reason it's so hot is BECAUSE it's such a rarity. I'd like a partner that's into kink one is a while, but if they were like some of the people I met in these clubs who needed bondage to get off I could never be in a relationship.
>> Anonymous
>>1023387
You'd hate my last ex. She wore her collar constantly and took hits on paper grades because she never capitalized "I". Intentional of course.
>> Anonymous
>>1023390

Yeah, fuck that.

I could do it maybe 1-2 times a month, and after that I really wouldn't feel comfortable. I need fluff.
>> Anonymous
There's a difference between bdsm and fetishists.

The peopel you met at those clubs were fetishists who tought they were doing bdsm
>> Anonymous
If I didn't have to worry about diseases, I'd love to be bound and fucked by guys and girls in strap ons. Even blindfolded so I couldn't tell what exactly they were doing. Sucking the guys off, one after another would be so cool too.
Just made to be a cum slut.
>> Anonymous
>>1023390

I can appreciate her thought process, but grammatical errors should be reserved for the internets.
>> GF
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Oh if only...
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
>>1023379
Hot damn! So... You in the New York area by chance?
>> Cr9 !!8jMEdAlRRTX
>>1023390
ARE YOU ME WTF
>> Anonymous
>>1023400
If by New York you mean York. Britfag. Yes it's 5 o'clock here.
>> Anonymous
>>1023378
Not mormon, just sort of always been quiet and indecisive with a sort of overbearing mother who always spoke for me so I got used to not speaking and having others tell me what to do. Its gradually turned into a kink.

It really goes against my look though or so im told, im really tall broad shoulders etc, the type of person that you would expect to be a person who likes control and an alpha. That just isnt the case with me.
>> Anonymous
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Anyone here think mind control is hot?

Btw, there is a serious lack of good pics for this fetish!
>> Cr9 !!8jMEdAlRRTX
>>1023405
Strange. I'm thin, tall... 6'3" and 135, so people expect me to be a sub. Then I get out the oiled leather and clothespins. You're my opposite.
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
>>1023404
Awwww shit. Well... It was worth a try. If you ever move to the States, look me up here hun.
>> Cr9 !!8jMEdAlRRTX
>>1023408
saging to avoid doublebump, not disapproving
I've always suspected it's because mind control is hard to picture.
http://www.mcstories.com/
Thankfully text is more kind. 5,000 mc stories for you.
>> Anonymous
>>1023411
yea im like 7'0, maybe a little taller, really broad shoulders, look like I was made for football and all that jazz. But im really docile non aggressive polite and all that heh.
>> Anonymous
>>1023412
I do in three months. Transferring colleges. Nice name by the way, I'll keep an eye out for your name here.
Now, I think I'm going to slip into a coma for the next 8 days.
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
>>1023422
WAITTTT!

Where are you moving? Or transferring to? State, town, college?
>> Anonymous
>>1023430

Just give her your e-mail address, dumbass.

/d/- match.com
>> Cr9 !!8jMEdAlRRTX
MEH YOU SLY CAD WHAT DID YOU PULL OFF
>> meh !!12vHv8oqL8z
>>1023432
Psh. You seriously expect me to post my e-mail on 4Chan for everyone? It'll take a bit more than the prospects of sex to get me to be THAT stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>1023444

This is /d/ jackass not /b/. No one gives a shit about you here.
>> Anonymous
Anything. Seriously, I would most likely do anything they ask.

My main fantasy is to get raped by a dick girl. I mean forced to do the most humiliating things and be treated like utter shit.
>> Anonymous
Being a futa for the rest of my life
>> Cr9 !!8jMEdAlRRTX
>>1023448
/d/ - innernet tuff gaiz
There's a reason why namefields exist. Before people got this ANON EPIC WIN shit in their heads it used to have an air of community to it, but this is a reason it's fallen apart.
>>1023449
Hot.
>> Anonymous
>>1023454

No, /d/ = innernet ronery guize

No one's going to fuck with meh, why would anyone here bother? This isn't /b/, as I pointed out. No one argues here besides what can and can't be posted.
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>>1023188
I like her dress in that pic. Latex gets me going.

As for me, well, my watersports collection is limited - This was the closest I could find in my collection to a woman peeing on someone.
>> Eponymous !RYpZ/TNwKk
Fuck's sake, just make a new gmail and give that out.
>> Cr9 !!8jMEdAlRRTX
>>1023473
That's what I do. crplan9@gmail.com is an address I made for 4chan and it's worked out fine.
>> Anonymous
as far as thinking goes id say strap on by woman fucking me throating me etc . anything else nah im good . anti gay etc etc .

somethin truly twisted would be raping like three little girls with signifacant but non signifacant age diffrences.
thats something i would truly participate in while their parents watched . first the 4yr old give yum yum. then the 12 yr old . then the 14 yr old . if i ever got caught oh well just shrug it off go about my day . lol all non chalant like
>> Anonymous
I've never been pegged or dominated or anything like that, but I kinda want to try it out.

Also are there really that many chicks that go to /d/? Someone should set up an anoni/d/ate or something.