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Friendsofsandwiches
Lady:"How DO you get your porn all soft and plushy mr lee?" Mr Lee(leeringly):"Ancient Hentai Secret Dickgirl wife:"My husband. Some hotrocks. Here's his Ancient Hentai Secret, COWBELL" (ad copy here) Dickgirl wife:"We need more COWBELL!" Lady(turns slowly back):"Ancient Hentai Secret, hunh?" Mr.Lee:"Ohhh... now you know our secret! Now you must DIE!" (tentacles sprout out of his body, whip across the room, ripping open the lady's blouse and skirt, tearing off her bra, and forceing thier way into and under her panties which are ripped to shreds seconds later)
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