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Anonymous File :-(, x)
after reading this yesterday, I knew I would have to try this no matter the cost!
Which is $3.50 at walmart...
Best $3.50 I ever spent...
Suggestions: 1) Honeydew 2) Cut small hole 3) Freeze it (optional... adds 2 hours) 4) Boil it (this gives the outside a warm juicy feel on the meat of the mellon, yet the center is still slightly cold 5)Cut hole to perfect size of penis, if you get it right you can get the mellon to do a suction action (starting smaller is best route, you can make it bigger if you cant fit) The mellon hole will expand and smooth out as you go, so try as small as you can 6) Have a good collection of porn ready to go and have a towl or something absorbant that you dont care about/willing to wash over the chair 7) Jam fork into top of mellon (preferably while penis is outside mellon) this allows you to slide one of your fingers across those holes to adjust suction action (assuming properly sized mellon) 8) cum in mellon... no need to fear mellon children due to next step 9) eat mellon... or not... its your choice really... but they are your fucking mellon sprats to take care of... 10) ???? 11) Profit!!!
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