Hey /d/, I'm gonna try melon fuck tonight. Anyone know how i should go about doing this? Like is there anything special I should do besides cut the hole and fuck the melon?
post pics on /b/ of course
...here we go again.
C'mon, no one has some melon fuck advice for me? I know SOME of you must have tried this.
I dunno lol, use lots of lube and clean up afterwards? I've only fucked sexdolls.
Heat it up considerably beforehand.
>>679245I knew that, I'm at least gonna get it to room temperature first. And do I really need lube? it IS a melon after all (I'm uncircumsized, I don't really need lube like you circumsized guys).
Enjoy your urinary tract infection
>>679229Special things that you need to do:1. Cut melon2. Stick cock in melon3. Wince at the pain4. Get urinary inffections5. ???6. Profit7. Post pics of your profit
Make sure the whole is wide enough.Get a lot of paper towels (it's gonna be messy as fuck).Stick a finger or two in first to make the hole.Wash very well afterwards.Watch out for tougher sections of the fruit.
don't think it'll work. if you've ever seen a melon, it's got a bunch of pointy seeds inside
LoL what about the fact of your dick smelling like mealon afterwards? let alone explainging it to someone who walks in :D
hahaha after fucking a melon have yer gf or some whore suck yer dick.... "mmm your penis taste like honeydew!!!" hahahaha
I heard someone tried this and got a rash or something on his cock... had to do with the acidity of the melon.
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its really cold and to be honest it can hurt because if its not deep enought your head smashes the end so its like :S:S not fucking comfortble. and if you make adjustments as you go like making it deeped you may widen the base to much equaling not tight enough and really just lots of stick y cold juice on it....but yah thats me
>>679379yeah i remember that too, months ago, right after the OP "Semen Sprinkler J" came out.citric acid, or maybe melon allergy
sauce of comic?
>>679498HAHA OH WOW
>>679396You really must have a lot of free time on your hands.
I peed in my melon after I was done. That was the best part, the filthy fucking whore of a melon that it was.
>>679498Leave now.
Use a grapefruit instead, they work better.
>>679498HAHAHAthat's rich
>>67949810 minutes lol...3/10Anyway it's not that great... Make sure to cut away the rough outside.
SAUSE NOW!DO WANT!
if ur serious about trying a melon,get a tenga cup, they're better than a real vagina.
>>679492Actually, that one was already a month or two (or even more) after SSJ was scanned. There have been far more discussions of this on /d/ than are necessary.
NEED SAUSE NOW... I COMMAND THEE POST IT!
>>679301lol...idiot
hey guys.. I forget teh rapidshit link so.... heres a bunch of posts with it lol
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Use a condom.
search melon fuck on rapidshareis it that hard
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Forced memes aren't funny.
>>679379it was bullshitdo it