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>> Anonymous
Haha, so true
>> Deez Nutz
I'm the chick. Swear to god it's hard to find geeky, smart boys who are anywhere near as kinky as I am. They're all nilla virgins.
>> Anonymous
>>520792
Really? I thought there were millions of them. And if by geeky you don't mean spineless, I'm at least one of them.
>> Anonymous
>>520792

EVERYONE on 4chan feels the same way.

Hell I maintained a 3.6 GPA in college and masturbated 3+ times a day.
>> Anonymous
>>520792
As opposed to what? Kinky deviant virgins?
>> Anonymous
I'd dress up like Anon if you dressed up as Snacks.

Hows that?
>> Anonymous
>>520804
Someday I'll dress up as anon and go fuck the real Snacks. I'm not sure if I'm looking more forward to that or when I'm gonna do moot.
>> Deez Nutz
>>520797
It's not the spinelessness that I'm after. I like boys to be able to hold a decent conversation. Blushing and stuttering are only cute for so long. Cockiness makes me go 'meh'...so geeks are ideal. Being geeks, however, they never GTFO the house and find other kinky people, they just post on /d/, where nobody believes your gender anyway.
>>520798
Fuckin' A. Let's start a dating site for /d/eviants. :P
>>520800
I've met a few. Only a few. And I fucked their adorable little brains out. Most cute geeks I run across are straight nilla boys.
>>520804
Will you wear a green sock on your head and everything? I'm down! (Long as it's not lolichan and pedobear. Not into age play.)
>> Anonymous
>>520813
Are you nuts? The sun is outside of the house! It's bad enough I have to walk to work beneath the bloody thing, now you want me to go and meet people beneath it too?!
>> fish_food
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what if we all went out at night and beat eatchother with toasted marhsmallows, WHAT IF!?
>> Anonymous
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>>520816
With that attitude, the only girls who will go near you are those who wants to trick you into staying up 'till dawn to break your evil curse. Pic related.
>> Anonymous
>>520813

I'm trying to find my three-piece dress suit as we speak.
>> Anonymous
>>520822
But I have to stay up until dawn, my shift doesn't end until 8 am! 'sides vampirism isn't a curse, it's just wasteful. Real monsters eat all the victim.
>> Anonymous
>>520798

wouldn't that chafe your dick off?

>>520800

you rang?
>> Anonymous
what's the op picture from?
>> Deez Nutz
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>>520816
EXACTLY. Damn you second-shifters!
>>520823
Haha. Too bad you're most likely not in AZ. Three piece suits are kinda hot.
>>520828
Fortunately, constant masturbation does not, in fact, chafe one's dick off. I have to say, even the nilla geek boys fap like mad bastards. My most current interest (who failed hard, I might add, and is therefore no longer an interest, which is a shame cause he had a cock the size of the sears tower) faps six times a day on the weekends. That's just what he admitted to me, which means he probably faps something like 18 times a day.
>> Anonymous
>>520850
Somebody's gotta work the evening/graveyard shifts. 'sides, I get to sit here, out of the sun's harmful glare for most of the day, which is almost as good as home when I bring the PSP.
As it stands, how the fuck does one have that kinda time on their hands to be able to fap that much? Did he skip out on meals or somethin'?
>> Anonymous
>>520850

In CA, so close yet so far...
>> Deez Nutz
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>>520859
He probably DID skip out on meals, given that a) he's a skinny kid and b) he also told me it took up to two hours. But between working second shift, WoW, and fapping on 4chan, how was he ever going to fit in a fuck buddy? Guess I ought to leave the hermits alone...
>> Anonymous
>>520875
Or force him to adjust his priorities. Fuckin' while cruisin' 4chan would suffice. Well, that or during WoW. I mean, really, how much do you need to focus to play WoW? I did it once while playing Gaiden behind me, and SRW in my Gameboy beside me.
...what? I opted for video games instead of sleep. Sue me. Sleep's boring.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>520877
Sorry, but fucking me is something that bloody well takes your full attention. I don't want to meet the boy who could play WoW and fuck me satisfactorily at the same time. Fooling around while browsing 4chan I'm cool with though...porn is always an interesting warm-up method. However, I'm not going after him again - like I said, he failed HARD. I gave that boy a month to decide if he wanted to fuck or not, and after a month's worth of indecision from him I decided he wasn't worth the time. I told him it was a shame, all that good cock going to waste. I honestly think he's happy fapping by himself in his apartment; who am I to upset his happiness? Peh.
>> Anonymous
Thats how I feel with my bf (The girl in the pic). He just makes sex boring...
>> Anonymous
>>520884
Yeah, yeah in that case I would have to agree. A month? Fuck, that's generous. Granted, he probably used that optioning alone as wank fodder.
Still, I've gotta laugh at that. Guess some people just can stand muckin' up their routine.
>> Anonymous
>>520885
Actually, a friend and I were chattin' about somethin' like that tonight. (Cheap beer and a disdain for polite conversation can lead to interesting topics.) Why not just teach him shit so it won't be borin'? Would he really be that opposed that you'd be enjoying it to?
>> Anonymous
Come now Deez Nutz, geeky smart boys are the ones who would never make the first move. If you're going to stick it in his pooper, you're going to have to approach him. And remember: no straight man on Earth would turn down a woman who asked for anal. And once he's in, just remind him of the Golden Rule.
>> Anonymous
Maybe you should try fucking them rather than letting them fuck you
>> Anonymous
>>520897
Golden rule? The DM has final say in all decisions?
>> Anonymous
>>520877
>>Fuckin' while cruisin' 4chan would suffice.

Isn't this an episode of Seinfeld? Like George decided to incorporate television and sex, but then went too far by trying to add ham sandwiches into the mix?
>> Anonymous
>>520902
ITT: /d/eviants unintentionally reveal their age.
>> Deez Nutz
>>520897
Aww, that's cute. Nah, I didn't even want to make with the buttsecks with this guy, I actually would have been okay with nilla sexins simply because his cock was HUEG. I have shooped some woops in my time, and he does indeed have a big 'un, but apparently no idea what to do with the damn thing and no inclinations to take suggestions. And I did indeed make the first move. And the next, and the next, and the next, until I got tired of making first moves and not getting any goddamn cock out of it.
And no, I wasn't about to offer him anal, not with that baseball bat in his pants! Although I'll have to remember that Golden Rule idea for future cute boys... :D
>> Anonymous
>>520902
If memory serves it as the other way, he was eating food during sex. Started to get all hot and bothered when they hit the coffee shop. Then he turned on the TV at one point and just ruined the whole thing.
Would you rather we intentionally reveal our age?
>> Anonymous
ah, Deez Nutz, reading you gives me hopes back.
If only I could meet someone like you down where I live.
France sucks. just been a geek is rare, so think about being a /d/eviant.
well, let's ask the anonidate webmaster to add a new category!
>> Deez Nutz
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Amusingly enough, he's acutally ON 4chan a lot, but is afraid of /d/. I should have known to leave him alone if he was afraid of a few pregnant dickgirls getting tentacle-raped, AMIRITE?
>> Deez Nutz
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>>520913
Holy fucknuts, FRANCE? Jesus christ on a bicycle. Get your ass to the STATES, my /d/eviant friend...or at least to Amsterdam. And yes, I really am a chick. Good to see some people not automatically responding with "ZOMG NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNETS".
>> Anonymous
>>520816
>>520897
Alot of Geeky Anons are nervous around Girls. Call it an inferiority complex I guess. But if you were clear with them, then they were just fucking retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>520918
There are no girls on the internets. But your story intrigues me. You may continue.
>> Anonymous
>>520910
Hmm. I say this based only on this thread and with no malice--or any real intention whatsoever, other than to have it written.

I don't like you.
>> Anonymous
>>520915
How can someone be afraid of /d/? It's not like it's gonna jump out of your monitor and rape you bloody and violent until morning.
Though, admittedly, that would make for good advertising for this place.
>> Anonymous
>>520910
Alright, I'm calling your bluff. Submit your area code for (possible) barrel rolls.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>520924
What, a girl can't be a sexist pig too? I may mention that I have had steady, long relationships in the past, and I know perfectly well that's not what I was looking for with this guy. I wanted a fuck buddy, that was it, and I made that explicitly clear. I would have been perfectly OK with a "No, thanks", but the indecision was what killed me. If that makes you not like me, to each his own, I suppose.
>> Anonymous
>>520934
I guess I should have pointed to a different post, or none at all. It's not to do with that.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>520932
602.
>>520923
Unfortunately, there is no continuance with this story. :) But we could make this a funny sex stories thread, if you want. I certainly don't care.
>> Anonymous
Honestly, I've gotta say I'm amazed at how fundamentally civil this entire exchange has been. It's probably one of the better conversations I've had on 4chan in a long time.
>> Anonymous
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>>520926
/d/ corrupts men, twisting them inside.
>> Anonymous
>>520918
yeah, cumrags on a fiddlestick, I'd definitively really like to move! It's not working anymore over here.
I simply just know, surrounded by morons as I am, that if I say I once dreamt I sucked a dickgirl or was Silvia saint fucked by a giant black cock, I'll be even more rejected than I am now!
At last there's /d/ and muscle chicks.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>520935
Then what's your issue? My attitude? I'm more honestly curious than self-defending at this point. Please enlighten me as to why, based solely on an anonymous thread in /d/, you don't like me.
>> Anonymous
>>520936
Too bad, I'm 719.
>> Anonymous
tits or gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>520938
So does coffee, Red Bull, and hot wings. I consume those too.
>> Anonymous
>>520937
we're on /d/, it's not /b/, we're like pariah, and we preach our tolerance in our deviance.
quite frankly, we are really good people. It's always like that in here untill a sagefag comes here and start mindless insult as gay and stuff.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>520937
This is entirely true! I'm honestly surprised it hasn't devolved into total faggotry. I expected to get trolled the second I posted. Hell, I didn't even mean to get into a conversation at all, I was more just blowing off steam. To be honest, I kinda appreciate the fact that most of the responses have been very honest and straightforward, whether they're supportive or not. Sometimes, /d/ can surprise you. And not just with shitting dicknipples. :D
>> Anonymous
>>520940
I wasn't attacking you, so there was never any reason for defense of any sort. It was a blanket statement to be made for your own interpretation. This is my last post on the subject; kindly don't try to make it into a discussion.
>> Anonymous
>>520941
Is 303 close enough for you?
>> Anonymous
>>520785

lol /b/ is sleeping
>> Anonymous
>>520945
*laughs* Oh, I remember the first time I showed a friend shitting dick nipples. He nearly punched me in the face for it. Good times.
>>520944
Oh yeah, I was merely noting because it's pleasant. Pretty much made my night, and made this graveyard shift a tad easier to slog through.
And that sound means my coffee's done. Kick ass.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>520941
Too bad indeed.
>>520942
My tits are unfortunately too boring for this board (what with not being 8 times the size of my head and all) and are NOT going on /s/. Sorry.
>>520946
Cool, I was just curious.
>> Anonymous
>>520944
>>520945
I've observed that the more open a board is, the more assholes dominate the threads. Likewise, the more specialized a board is, the more polite everyone is. So /h/ and /v/ are filled with sagefags while it's occasionally possible to have a conversation on /d/ and /tg/.
>> Anonymous
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and so to please this gracious thread, i'm posting pics, because I feel like pleasing you guys and gal.
>> Anonymous
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>>520953
I think you got it all right. bliss in specialization.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>520957
Thanks :D
>> Anonymous
>>520957
Very cool, thanks chummer.
I'd post some myself, but I've nothin' saved on the work computer.
>> Anonymous
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>>520947
>>520941
70 miles? Isn't the point of a fuck-buddy the fun of sex without the dedication (and thus time spent) of a relationship?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>520964
nice pic. saved.
and for the fuck-buddy thing I can't tell. yes, it might be the point, but here in France, it's like they don't... like it. and if they do, they don't say it. pfff...
>> Anonymous
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>>520850

I'm in AZ, but I don't like sex. Sorry. Good luck with that whole thing.
>> Anonymous
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another truly /d/ gift for all of you soon going to bed.
>> Anonymous
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>>520971
something... does not compute...
>> Deez Nutz
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>>520971
*snort* You don't like sex, but you're browsing /d/? Hey, cool with me. I appreciate the good luck. :D
>> Anonymous
>>520978
I don't need to partake in sex to relieve myself of sexual frustration, etc.

plus I hate people, grr, argh, rargh.
>> Anonymous
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>>520982
huhuhu.
well, good luck with that, comrade.
here's a stargate pic because I like claudia Black too much.
>> Anonymous
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>>520971
Do YOU'RE the big-dicked nerd who'd rather fap than have sex.
>> Anonymous
>>520978

I'm not big on being stabbed in the face either, but fuck if American Psycho isn't one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Yeah, I know it's odd.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>520982
Hey, I hear you. If there's anything all the not-worksafe boards on 4chan can agree on, it's that fapping is good for you! It certainly keeps me from being a giant bitch (most of the time, there's no accounting for hormones).
>> Anonymous
>>520982
People aren't so bad. If you cook'em up properly they can be quite good.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>520984
As a fan of stargate and NOT a fan of Vala, I wonder...can you produce rule 34 of Sam with alien cocks up her ass? It's certainly /d/.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>520988
fap away for me too, then!
(I can't rightnow since it's broad daylight and mommy's basement.)
>> Anonymous
This has got to be the first time anything on 4chan that makes sense. Oh shi-
>> Anonymous
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>>520982
RAAAAAAGE
This is Sparta (EXTENDED fun times mix).mp3
>> Anonymous
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Okay, bored and passing out now. You kids have fun with that whole sex thing; tonight I wish slightly less horrible death than usual on you all.

A classic for the road.
>> Anonymous
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>>520995
I said claudia Black the actress (who is very good and kinda cute) not that much of Vala (funny, but meh)
only thing I have of carter is that shop.
>> Anonymous
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>>521009
less death for you too, buddy.
>> Anonymous
>>521009
May your dreams be full of humanity's demise.
>> Anonymous
WIMMINZ? In MY /d/?

It's more likely than you think!
>> Deez Nutz
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>>521010
Well I appreciate the thought anyway :D Thx.
>> Anonymous
>>520988

Masturbation is my coffee.
>> Anonymous
>>521026
That must really bother the staff at any Starbucks or Tim Horton's you go to.
>> Anonymous
>>521027

:|
>> Anonymous
>>521029
Yeah, I suppose implying Starbucks had coffee was inaccurate of me. Sorry.
>> Anonymous
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>>521017
Pretty much. I think that actually disturbs a lot of guys on 4chan. As long as I get tentacle rape it's awwwwww right.
>> Deez Nutz
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Applause and lolz
>> Anonymous
>>521040

I'm going to argue with you.

Just you wait.

I'll do it.
>> Anonymous
>>521043
Bring it on dude! I've a half hour before I have to close this window 'cause guests come down for the continental breakfast!
Call me nuts, I can't see French families, the elderly, and golfers bein' too keen on dickgirl porn with their coffee and English muffin.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>521045
Perhaps when you're ready to quit, you could print out some of 4chan's more 'tasteful' dickgirls onto napkins. See how many of them actually notice. Moreover, see how many of them keep their napkins. :D
>> Anonymous
>>521067
*laughs* Oh, that's so good an idea it shouldn't be funny. I swear, if I do everything that's been suggested by friends and associates, the hotel won't be in business very long after I quit.
Which really, is fine by me.
>> Anonymous
>>521045

Oh how I would delight in wiping my crum-littered lips on a dickgirl napkin!

Give it a try.
>> Anonymous
>>521075

A CHALLENGER APPEARS?
>> Anonymous
DN: Report stories of kinky sex/fantasy you have had as evidence of what you like thats not nilla.
>> Anonymous
>>521076
See now, that's startin' to sound like a niche market business opportunity to me.
>>521079
Challengers: they always appear. That's why I have locks on my doors.
Well, DN, everyone, it's been a treat. Thanks for bein' good company through an otherwise boring night. I wish you all a good day, and I'll seeya next time I'm on.
Ciao.
>> Anonymous
A road trip to Arizona sounds all too good at this moment.
>> Anonymous
Deez... you didn't recently move to AZ, did you?
>> Anonymous
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back from the shower.
some tentacle napkin would be great.
british dickgirl's tea saloon.
buy me in.
>> Anonymous
Meh.. I hate living in the middle of bumfuck nowhere (aka Norway). Any time a nearly-too-good-to-be-true female /d/eviant appears, like DN in this case, they're on the other side of the planet.

I mean, there's supposedly 4.7 million people here, but thorough searching and lurking in various forums has revealed exactly 0 /d/eviants of the opposite sex. A couple (man/woman) to play with would be even better, but I'm pretty sure hell will freeze over before I'll find that.

I sympathize with you, DN. Good luck finding someone that'll let you put it in his pooper.
>> Anonymous
NOW SHOWING IN THIS THREAD: Roleplaying Faggotry and the Subsequent Drama That Ensues!
>> Anonymous
>>521132
I only see one darma post in this thread
>> Anonymous
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>>521143
now buddy, answering him is of no use.
just enjoy the board.
>> Paladin
... any /d/ wimmins in the area of Orange County, Los Angeles, California?
>> Anonymous
This discussion isn't going to die if I have anything to say about it. And I do: age.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>521093
Wow, I can NOT believe this thread still exists! Well, sure. Um...
Kinky Sex fantasy: I'd love to have a pair of ponyboys and a pair of ponygirls in a stable in my backyard, to ride anytime I wanted. Body harness, head harness with ears, pony boots, the whole works. I'm nice, though - if they're good, they get to fuck the other pony of their choice. If they're not, I guess they get to keep their chastity belts on, now don't they?
See, if I told any of the cute geek boys I know, they'd run screaming. You see my dilemma.

>>521101
Aww. :)
>>521103
Nope, been here all my life. Born 'n raised, one of the VERY FEW 'natives' you'll find around here.
>>521114
Thanks, anon. I appreciate the good luck. You may have better luck finding other deviants if you try and look up any kinky organizations in your area. In my area, I'm a member of both the major ones (TNG and APEX). I have to admit, though, I'd love to find a cute little geek boy open to corruption...and me sticking it in his pooper, as you say.
>> Anonymous
this is one of the most epic thread I have seen on /d/
when thread will die (fucking 100 post) pls use same pic as opening to recognize it
>> Anonymous
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>>520971here.

I am amused that this still exists, so I am contributing more. But I've only had half a cup of tea, so we're back to wishing flaming death on you all this morning. C'est la vie.

>>521075

You owe it to yourself to do it. The reason most people are so incredibly boring is that they never, ever act on any of the brilliant ideas that come to them; only the tedious, predictable ones.

Anyway, tentacles and suchlike.
>> Anonymous
At least some of you guys (and gals) have a chance.

At least you're not living in FLORIDA. little happens in Pinellas county.

I may move when I have the money, but that won't happen for a long time...
>> Anonymous
>>521402
well, hellooo, France is still the worst.
can't get worse, unless you're in kastaksthan.
beside, here's a link to a forum about futa. you all may want to lurk a bit.
http://67.15.245.144/f3/board/
>> Anonymous
>>521423

Don't worry, I knew about that place for a long time (lurking of course.)

I'll take your word for it if France is the worst.

but at least you're not surrounded by old people...
>> Anonymous
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>>521424
well, too old or too young, and boring asscrumbs.
subside question: why isn't the topic on top on the board? why isn't it uping?
>> Anonymous
>>521427
After a certain number of posts has been made in a thread it stops being bumped (the original reason for using sage when replying to threads you dislike. sage prevents that particular post from bumping and nudges the thread one post closer to the limit where it is no longer possible to bump it)
>> Anonymous
great job /d/

killed another conversation thread
>> Anonymous
>>520850
ha yeah arizona is too fucking how, where are you here? phx?
>> Anonymous
>>520850
I'm in 480, it's just too bad that the only kink you'd really get out of me is tickling. =/

I agree though, this state sucks for anything non 'nilla.
>> Anonymous
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>>521687

How would you know, if the kinkiest you get is tickling?

It's fair, though; 520 and this state sucks for everything I know of. I can't imagine sex would be any different.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>521564
Tempe, actually. Seriously, if you're in Phx, you should join TNG. tng-az.org (I'm not on the message boards, but ask anyone about Dee, they know me!)
>>521687
Oh, but tickling is fun! Join TNG and maybe our paths will cross. You could be tickled by Deez Nutz! :P
>>521766
Oh man, fucking TUCSON?! You're fucked for kink in Tucson. Maybe Desert Dominion, but...otherwise Tucson is SOOOO dead. Come down to phoenix, we're way better. There's an actual NIGHTLIFE here.

To the thread in general, thanks for restoring my faith in the idea that 4chan is not made entirely up of retarded 13 year olds. You guys rock. This is an epic motherfucker of a thread. <3
>> Anonymous
>>521783

tucson is a hellhole in all other sorts of ways too
>> Anonymous
>>521366

I came.

Jesus. I thought I was over my forced-chastity fetish.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>521856
Well, I hadn't necessarily written it to be 'hot', it was more a statement of an interesting fantasy I had. But hey, I do have a nice big backyard now. Pretty sure I could fit a stable. :D
>> Anonymous
This thread eats me alive. I scan everywhere I go as hard as I can possibly look for girls like Deez Nutz, and constantly just find these boring chicks who'd rather watch a Romantic Comedy than form 3 coherent sentences in a row. Too bad she's all the way in Phoenix, I'd be all over that.
>> Anonymous
sauce on op pic plz =(
>> Deez Nutz
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>>521900
I HATE romantic comedies. Give me shit that blows up, tits and ass, or something that makes me think. I detest movies that are all about interpersonal girl-faggotry. Women are insane, I know that from trying to date them myself.
Hell, I saw Coyote Ugly with my best (female) friend when it came out with the stated caveat: "THIS BETTER HAVE A LOT OF TITS IN IT, KATE, OR I'M LEAVING." I, like I'm sure a lot of other boys were as well, was highly disappointed. Not like Showgirls at all. :(

I'm really pleased that y'all actually believe I'm a girl without me having to write "SUP /d/" on my tits and post it on /s/ or whatever. Yay for /d/! Hell, I might post my tits anyway, as payment for this awesome fucking thread. Just moved, so I don't know if I can find the camera, but if I do...maybe. :D
>> Anonymous
Ok, I'm not usually a dickgirl fan, but that carter-vala thing is just AMAZING.
>> Anonymous
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>>521952

Before you get too excited, I'm not sure it's entirely fair to say we believe you're a girl anymore than we believe I'm not a sentient giant squid posting from a blackberry I lift out of someone's pocket. Which is to say, who cares? You post tentacles.

Uh, except for all the chaps posting about how they wish you were closer so they could fuck you. I guess some of them might care. Anyway, yeah, Tucson sucks for everything, etc. It's not all that bad, though; I just don't go outside. Kills like seven birds with one stone.

Have more tentacles.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>522039
If you were a sentient giant squid, you would not have TIME to post on 4chan. You'd be out rapin' hot schoolgirls. Hell, if you were sentient, you could probably get paid well for doing so. Talk to the right Japanese businessmen... :)

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a buddy at work about transformations - "If you could have any transformation, what would it be?" He wanted batwings and Wolverine claws. I wanted six 10' long silicone tentacles from the small of my back. "Why do you want six tentacles?" he asks. "Four takes care of wrists and ankles, and that leaves two for moar fun!" He gave me the O_O face.
Hell, if anything else, it would guarantee a career as a porn star. I certainly wouldn't mind making a living filming live-action hentai.
>> Gvaz !vf745vBLbY
bump
>> Anonymous
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>>522056

Hey, ten tentacles is an absolute minimum of two schoolgirls taken care of with enough leftover mobility to type. I could be doing both.
>> Anonymous
>>522056

By all that's holy, don't let this thread die. I don't pray for much, but...
>> Anonymous
>>520995
I really hate to interrupt this argument, but can we get some more of this? The Google, it does nothing.
>> Anonymous
>>521783
Tickling IS fun, though I'm always the one doing it. << More of the dominant type, and not ticklish. XD

Bah, now I just have to get over the geek shyness and actually do it.
>> Anonymous
posting in an epic thread?
>> Anonymous
BUMPITY! IT MUST LIVE!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Kinky doesn't count for much if your kinks are, by their nature, frick'n impossible (pic related). I mean, knowing about dickgirls and tentacles is sort of a prerequisite for getting on the Internet, so you have a conversation starter there, but after that...
>> Anonymous
i'm always jelous of guys who find girls into kinky stuff. i went from 2 relationships where i was that happy man into my now longest running one where im lucky if i get sex period. God damnit i fail hard. ;.;
>> Deez Nutz
>>522194
I dunno. Have you seen the Zentai suits that give you mermaid tails? I can certainly see creating your own sexy naga girl, if your girlfriend was flexible and down for it. A couple of well-placed openings, and voila! Instant naga-girl.
>>522100
Sorry, that's all I have, and I got it from here. I'd give you another muscle girl in consolation, but 50 image limit has been reached, apparently.
>> Deez Nutz
>>522194
Zentai suit link: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250146971549

>>522237
That sucks. See if you can't talk her into a threesome. :D
>> Anonymous
>>522259

haha i fucken wish. she barely wants normal sex, where as my last gf was like " hey i think i wanna try a threesome. hey i really like being dominated hey .. etc... bah just making myself sad here. at least /d brings me happiness.
>> Anonymous
any 415s here? anyone? (male here)
>> Anonymous
>>522237

some of us are just looking for girls period

no kinky prerequisites
>> Anonymous
>>522241

Huh, color me enlightened. That requires a girlfriend that's actually into it (or at least open-minded), though. Well, one step at a time.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
>>522313
Desperation... Huh.

Eh, in the meantime, I'm slowly training my wife in the ways of /d/, starting with some minor leather and bondage.
>> Anonymous
I be 503

And I have this to say.

I live in an assfuck little redneck town, and I only know of ONE other girl who actually has something resembling a personality. and sadly, she likes pussy. :(

There are only 2 women in this town:
Romantic sex hating arrogant prep bitches who have NO odea what a personality is.
And fat tubs of lard that have such a low confedence they cry out of fear when a man aproaches them.

And female /d/eviants? HAH! Before I read this thread I thought that they just didn't plain exist!

And THAT is why I am still a virgin. :(
>> Anonymous
>>522412
Oh, and yes, same guy here. I would take it up the ass from a woman.
I hate and despise the mundane and boring...