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Anonymous
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1. Wrap a tape measure around your erect cock. 2. Divide the value of your circumference by pi. If your bum-ass doesn't have a calculator with pi on it, divide it by 3.14. 3. Use the value acquired thus as the diameter for the hole you cut. Mark out a central dot on the melon and then make six more dots around it, using the radius(i.e. half the diameter). If you want it to be a bit snugger, subtract 2 millimetres. Don't make it any tighter than this until you've tried it out and are sure of your limits. 4. Take a long, thin knife and cut a circle into the melon using the dots as guides. Ideally, the knife should be long enough for you to cut all the way through the melon so you can pop the flesh out. If you need a back wall to bang against, you can slice off part of the piece you cut out and put some back in, securing it with Scotch tape or something. 5. ??? 6. PROFIT!!
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