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af
my brothers

are you a shower or a grower

fancy ladies can share too, but what is the applicable comparison?
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL
>>1174886
>shower or a grower
wut?
>> Anonymous
whats the difference?
>> Anonymous
Showers just get hard with erections, growers spring up to size so to speak. I'm a grower and without a boner I'm at like 2 inches max, with one I'm at around 5 and a half.
>> Anonymous
sort of a half-grower, i think most people are

guys who "show" off their big flacid dicks in changing rooms are showers
>> Anonymous
Total grower.

Kinda conveniant, never uncomfortable in my pants but I don't wear tight pants so whateva
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL
>>1174925
oh, in that case im a grower, when flacid i look small when hard i look fair game, lol
>> af
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>>1174925

yes, I am something around that area as well. I figured that the phrase is sort of common lexicon, but I guess not.

now I am curious as to whether or not there is a comparable thing for women - I'd guess it would be how wet they get? but that's not really one that lines up, is it...
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL
>>1174941
i suppose it could involve the clit, i hear some can get really big while some stay the same
>> Anonymous
very much a grower, like almost 2x in length
>> Anonymous
Totally a grower. I'm like 2" soft, but I pop up to 8" hard. My girl thinks it's hilarious, the drastic difference.
>> Anonymous
I go from 5 to 7 in length.

But my width goes from 1 to 2.

So am I both?
>> Anonymous
>>1174944
Eh. You don't really see the clit when not aroused, at least not usually. It hides under the clitoral hood and you have to push the hood back to see it. And then when excited, it peeks out and stays out of the hood. Swollen with blood and 8000 nerves at full alert, it says "Hey! Look here! Touch meeeee~!"
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL
>>1174957
you go from long and thin to long and wide, seems like you may be both my freind
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL
>>1174959
lol, i know, but after its exposed it tends to grow, my girls doesn't but my buddies and i talk about it sometimes and they say theirs grows whether it be a little or alot, maybe their lieing i dunno
>> Anonymous
>>1174960
Nice to know I'm not the only [spoiler] chode [/spoiler] around here.
>> Anonymous
>>1174965
Oh, the spoilers don't hide anything in /d/? Lol, it was my first time using it.
>> Anonymous
>>1174964
Lol. I didn't know that. I only knew experience from myself. I mean, I know that one porn star (China or something like that?) has a huge clit, but I thought that was just from hormone abuse.

I don't think mine grows. I think it just gets hard. Maybe I'll have to pay more attention now.
>> Eponymous !RYpZ/TNwKk
2" to 7" long, and 1" to 2" wide. The very definition of a grower, to the point where I don't let people see my dick until it's at least half hard. Too embarassing otherwise.
>> Anonymous
>>1174983
That happened to me once in a car with a girl. Couldn't get off somehow and it looked small.

"WAIT! I swear its bigger than this! Just give it a second!"
>> Anonymous
If I lean forward, my dick will actually retreat into my ballsack. But when I get a boner, it's a good 6 inches.
>> Anonymous
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>>1174983
Aww. My boyfriend is a grower, and I love playing with it when it's flaccid and making it become hard. Sometimes a little while after sex when he goes limp, I squish it as it's all soft and flexible. I don't know why, but I like doing it.

He didn't like letting me play with it when it was small at first, but he knows I love it now no matter what form it's in and all sorts of penises are fun to play with.
>> Anonymous
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I'm a grower, which is fortunate since clothing designed for women doesn't leave much room for penis.
>> Anonymous
3" soft, 1" cold, 6-7" hard, estimated (never actually got out a measuring stick for it)

Definite grower.
>> af
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The question comes up just out of simple curiousity - usually in h-doujins or other such works you tend to see more showers than growers, presumably because that is what people like drawing?

Truly, a mystery, there.
>> Anonymous
Damn you /d/, now I'm tempted to find a measuring stick and get accurate readings for this.

For science.
>> Anonymous
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>>1175343
There are some exceptions.
>> Anonymous
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>>1175350
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEIOL
>>1175345
theres actually a guide online for how to acuratly mesure your member, seems ya can't just mesure it at "full" length because some is still hiddedn or somethin like taht
>> Anonymous
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>>1175351
*Passes out from lack of blood to the brain*
>> Anonymous
>>1175355
grower here.

Also, the same cartoon physics that grants futas an unending source of gallons of cum from some parallel cum-dimension, it also grants them a means of instant blood pressure stabilization. Otherwise, yeah, a schoolgirl wouldn't survive an erection the size of her leg.
>> Anonymous
2" soft but about 6" when hard. It is sorta embarrassing if anyone was to see me without being somewhat hard. If I'm hard its like "Whoa..." but soft gets the: "HAHAHAHAHA!" and believe me, its hard to get it up when a girl cant stop laughing at it...
>> af
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>>1175376

Well, you gotta butter her up first to get her mind looking somewhere else, right?

Wait, well, I guess butter does work, but, you know, I meant metaphorically rather than literally.
>> Anonymous
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Very much a shower. And the fact that I'm pretty big is both an advantage and disadvantage. I get a lot of attention, but it often gets in the way and makes it hard to find comfortable clothes that aren't fugly sweatpants.

For the record, I go from five and a half to almost eight inches.

Pic related, shower lol.
>> Anonymous
>>1175446

Hahaha! Can't unread!!

BTW you're probarbly bigger soft than I am hard. o.o
>> Anonymous
>>1174957
^
I'm back, couldn't fall asleep.

Since we're talking about our members. Does anyone else here have more girth than length? Cause I do.
>> Anonymous
My ex was 2 soft and at least 8 hard. It was frightening.
>> Anonymous
grower 3-6 2-6.
does anyone else continue to get larger as they approach orgasm?
>> af
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>>1175514

You know, I never really thought about or noticed it. There's a possibility.

>>1175352

Where is this accurate measuring utility at?
>> Anonymous
>>1175446
That's about how I am, so I can't get away with too tight of pants, lest I start showing off. At least, that's how it seems to me. I may just be paranoid.
>> Anonymous
grower
Also depends on how aroused I am. If I just sit down in front of some porn to fap, I go from 2 or 3 inches to about 5; but if I'm not really trying and something turns me on, or when I'm fooling around with my gf, I go to 6+
>> Anonymous
For me, it depends on the length of time between my last erection, and how long it had spent inside a tight set of briefs.
It's probably a grower, though, but more on the moderate side of things. Around a 100% increase when moving from smallest non-aroused size to maximum. Not those kind of freaky 2" flaccid 200% growers.

On another note, do girls find bigger overall size or larger growth ratio more attractive?
>> Anonymous
I'm a shower, mostly. It hangs down 6 inches when soft, but only pops up to 7 or 7.5 when it gets hard. It gains a lot of thickness, but very little length.
>> Anonymous
>>1175872
You and I have like the exact same dick.
>> Anonymous
Man, I've only seen my boyfriend's dick once, and we've been dating for almost a year. I'm starting to think he's a closet case. :(
>> Anonymous
Neither

;_;

Field mice would point and laugh and no, I've not been jaded by watching too much porno, either.
>> Anonymous
Grower.
3 inches flaccid, 6.5 when erect.
>> Anonymous
Im a grower, 1 1/2-2" flaccid to 6 1/2-7" erecrt.
>> Anonymous
Well I'm female, so the question doesn't really apply to me specifically. I can say I prefer a shower over a grower though. You have an idea of what you're getting into that way.
>> Anonymous
flaccid: 2.5in
hard: 9in
pre-orgasm: 9.5in

Never measured my girth before, but I'd put it at 2in?
>> Anonymous
>>1176132
pics or gtfo
>> Anonymous
Most people are growers. That's the genetic default, so to speak.
>> Anonymous
>>1176119

Well, it's not as if a guy is going to chastely demonstrate his equipment for you on the first date.

...

Unless you're into that. >_>
>> af
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>>1176119

That's understandable. I mean, as opposed to like, wading into the lion's den or something.

Another question springs to mind: do showers ejaculate more on average than growers? I think we need to put some science into this, but we're going to need some test subjects.
>> Anonymous
grower

3-6-6.5

i figure that's about average
>> Anonymous
flaccid: 4 in long and 1 1/2 in girth

erect: 7 in long and 2 1/4 in girth

pre-orgasm: 7 in 1/2 long and 2 1/2 in girth
>> Anonymous
Same as>>1176434
Grower. ~3in flacid, 6.5 erect.

Flacid size vaire though. I live in Scotland and on a cold day I'd say there are clits bigger.
>> Anonymous
definatley a grower

about 2.5 inches soft

and 6.5 erect and 2 inches wide also its springs right up completely vertical pretty much touchs my stomach previous g/f used to love simply watching me get hard.
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
Grower.

2.5" flaccid, 6.5" erect. Haven't measured flaccid girth but erect girth is 2" even.
>> Anonymous
Man, more growers than I'd expected. For some reason, I thought everyone was a grower except just a few people.

I'm a grower, seemingly average (2" to 6 or 7" depending on arousal)... but I've got an added downside of only getting aroused from direct stimulation or really erotic talk.

Like, if I go to a strip club, even with all the tits and vaginas in my face, I get nothing. I have a great time, but I sport NO wood. Ever.

Get a girl to tug on it or put her mouth on it, though, and the problem is solved. Makes for a kind of embarrassing first encounter usually, though.

"No, seriously, just put it in your mouth and we'll be good."
>> Anonymous
>>1176744
>>For some reason, I thought everyone was a shower except just a few people.

Got my terms mixed up.
>> Anonymous
Grower, about 3" soft, up to about 7" hard with 3" width. The width is a pain, my girlfriend will only suck me off because I stretch her out too much in the butt and cunt.
>> Anonymous
>>1176754
You're retarded and she's retarded. Vaginal stretching is a myth. The fucking thing can give birth to a human baby and still reform to roughly its original size. Do you think your three inch prick is that much of a problem?
>> Anonymous
>>1176758
He may mean that because she is tight his girth stretches her in the sense that it hurts after a while. Of course that may not be what he is talking about. If so, my bad.
>> Anonymous
>>1176767
What he said.
>> very interesting subject we got here killer of all
well, might as well join the ban-wagon:
Flaccid- ~1.5 in(length)/ 3.5in(girth)
Erect: 4.75in(length)/ 4.5in(girth)
Although, my penis does play a game of "hodine" occasionally, but thats alright, i guess.

Now if there was a sure-fire way to increase my penis, to reasonable larger size...(trails off in thought)
>> Anonymous
>>1176768
Then tell her to take some pain pills or some kind of numbing ointment.

Hell if I'd be settling for blowjobs rather than full-on sex.
>> Anonymous
grower

flaccid i dunno because im hard right now


but


length 7in

girth (is this measuring all around? then ending in the same spot the ruler started?) if so then 5in
>> Anonymous
>>1176827
k soft now

4.5in length

4.5 width
>> Anonymous
grower
>> Anonymous
1-2 inches soft
5 inches or more hard.
>> Anonymous
I'm 6" not real happy with it, is there a way to get bigger?
>> Anon
At least I know now that there are more chicks who surfs /d/ than I thought.

If shower or grower applies to chicks, I'm neither. It stays the same size, as far as I can tell. It just gets a littler firmer.
>> Anonymous
OK, let's get this shit straight. Actual Advice Guy here, on a temp return from retirement, and not really used to hanging out in /d/... (even /b/ is not usually this scary...)

Penis Size: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

Bottom Line:

- Average length is 6" or just under that.
- Average circumference is 4.5 - 5.5" around.

Thin about that for a minute boys.If the AVERAGE is 6" long, and 5" in girth, then the average female vagina is probably best designed to accept about 6" of dick, and comfortably hold a cock around 5" in girth.

Of course, the vag is pretty flexible with what it can do, but that's how it works. AAG can tell you, if you're longer than 6", you bottom out on some women, and smacking into the cervix can hurt for both of you.

And that's the facts.
>> Anonymous
>>1175006
grower
6.5" erect, 2" soft
>> Anonymous
I'm about 1.5"soft to 5.5" erect.
Width is 1 soft 1.5 erect, then 2 and some pre orgasm.
>> Anonymous
>>1174948
my girl does the same thing. after sex she plays with the much smaller me, amused at "how tiny he gets"
>> Anonymous
i'm 8" and i wish i was smaller, seriously, length is basically worthless, i hit cervix with at least an inch extra and it hurts both of us

girth is the only value of relative importance, but the vagina is too flexible to matter that much

tldr penis size is inconsequential outside of extremes, average is fine
>> Anonymous
>>1176949

true that, it fucking sucks too sometimes, you just want to tear that shit up, but can't cause she will through you the fuck off the bed if you hit the cervix one more time.

Not all girls are like that though, some like it when you do that.

Grower

4" soft
7.75" erect
>> Anonymous
>>1176957

"throw" not through
>> Anonymous
can be both at times
8in when fully erect
>> Anonymous
>>1176949
wait wait wait, someone explain to me what girth is. i'm an average 6" length, 5" girth? i hope girth isn't another way of saying wide, that would be really weird. >.>
>> Anonymous
ITT men lie about size
>> Anonymous
>>1176975
Circumference.

>>1176985
As is always the case.
>> Anonymous
>>1176949
Measuring it like wiki says...

Flaccid - Length - 3.2" Width 1.8"
Full erection: Length - 7" Width 2.1"
>> Anonymous
Fuck yeah, grower.
>> Anonymous
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I'm average size when hard, tiny when flaccid.

However, I have fucking enormous balls so it appears I am a "fake shower".

It's ridiculously inconvenient as I am constantly sitting on them, they stick to my leg, it's embarassing to reposition them when they itch or stick to my pecker/leg because i'm moving this enormous lump of nuts around but it probably looks like i'm playing with myself.

My girlfriend gets off on it though. She says the best part of sex is when i'm approaching for the first penetration and my hanging testicles drag up along her legs
>> Anonymous
As a girl I prefer growers. Because flaccid penises that are 'growers' are fun to put in your mouth so you can feel them become erect.
>> Anonymous
grower. Girlfriend likes putting it in her mouth and then it filling her suddenly.
>> Irony
90% of the posters in this thread claim to have penis sizes in the top twentieth percentile
>> Anonymous
Wasn't even aware there was such a thing as a shower (was even misreading it at first, wtf does my shower/bath have to do with a penis?).

Grower here then, from one flacid to five pumped and ready to pound.
>> Anonymous
>>1177098
The top 20th percentile is 90% more likely to post the size of their penis?
>> Irony
>>1177118
Or people feel insecure about their penis size, even on the internet
>> af
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>>1176949

Hey, thanks dude. The More You know.

>>1177141

Well, you know how dudes get. Anyway, we're probably done here, so time to wrap it up.
>> Anonymous
Actually it seems like there are several people here telling the truth.

Not all, just a couple. If they say 5 inches or less its at least believable.

But I'm 6 inches long and 8 circumference so I throw my statement out the window...
>> Anonymous
just under 7 if i havnet emptied my balls in a week, but during repeated use times, like 6 and a quarter, ever qurater inch counts
>> Anonymous
3 inches soft
7.5 x 6 erect
>> Eric
4 soft, 6.5 non
>> Anonymous
2" soft, 6" erect. I gain another inch when close to orgasm.
>> Anonymous
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im a grower, i go from about 3.5 inches soft to about 7.5 to 8 inches when hard, im 18 years old

it's funny, when i was like 16 i was like 6.5 - 7 and felt inadequate, and now my gf can't even take the whole thing and she always tells me how much she loves the size, but even still i don't really feel 100% comfortable with my size
>> Anonymous
Grower.
2 inches flaccid, 6 inches hard. Doesn't help that I never trim down there.
>> Anonymous
I had no idea it was possible for dicks NOT to get bigger when erect. Huh.

So yeah, grower. I'm probably about 2 and a half inches soft, 6 and a half hard.
>> Anonymous
>>1177155

>But I'm 6 inches long and 8 circumference

Unless you're using both Imperial and Metric at the same time, you've got done a

BARREL DICK
>> Anonymous
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>>1176956
>>1176957

I for one really enjoy having my cervix hit (hell, bought a 9" vibrator for that sole purpose), but I know most girls don't. I didn't at first, actually, but I guess it grew on me after a while. It's like . . . a shock to the system, I guess. I dunno, but thus far it's been the fastest way to get me off that I've been able to find. I suppose I just like an edge of pain when I'm having sex or fapping.
>> /d/'s bitch !!nT04gmT+JwZ
>>1177390

Interesting.... I've hit my wife's a few times and it's like the brakes come on. Everything stops for a good 30-45 seconds. Maybe if I try it reaaaaally gently?
>> Blaine66
8 inches long, not much smaller when soft, so I suppose that makes me a shower.

As for the discussion, my girl friend HATES it when I hit her cervix, but I kinda like it, it's squishy.
>> Anonymous
>>1177395
That might work . . . I don't actually remember when I started to like it, to be honest. But I suppose going gently to start with would make sense. Or even more, maybe just rub up against it a bit rather than actually hitting it? Then it would be more stimulating than painful (that's how it is for me, at least).
>> Anonymous
>>1177390
pic...for science
>> Anonymous
>>1177397
my college girlfriend liked when i pushed a finger in her cervix. it creeped me the fuck out.
>> /d/'s bitch !!nT04gmT+JwZ
>>1177402

I've tried to rub up against it a bit, but she hasn't mentioned then that it hits her cervix. I might be just short of hitting it unless we're going pretty hard. Are there any specific positions where it's easier to hit than others?
>> Anonymous
>>1177390

i hope you mean *shlicking* otherwise you let your true identity slip and ruined everyone's imagination!

Or you could be *fapping* with a double dildo...
>> Anonymous
>>1177410
. . . How did you get your finger deep enough to get to her cervix? Either you have really long fingers or she just had a really short vagoo . . . either way cervical penetration outside of hentai creeps me out too.
>> Anonymous
>>1177417
She liked fisting. probably should have mentioned that before
>> Anonymous
>>1177413
I didn't know there was a seperate term for female masturbation. I assumed fapping was general. Sorry for newfag fuckup~

>>1177411
And I generally hit mine when I'm kinda sitting up a little so it goes in at a kind of diagonal. Or at least that's when it actually hurts pretty badly to hit it. It feels best to me when I'm on my back or stomach. It can go deeper that way too~
>> Anonymous
>>1177421
seriously, tits plz
>> Anonymous
>>1177425
ugreid
>> Anonymous
>>1177419
Ah, that makes sense. Still, I would get creeped out too.
>> Anonymous
>>1177438
Yeah. I did. It's one of the reasons we broke up. She was fucking crazy. Once caught her working herself with the post of my bed.
>> Anonymous
>>1177421

Oh man, I love you, woman. It makes me happy to hear from other chicks that love cervical attention. Makes me feel less weird.

I guess it's hit-or-miss with girls about it, really. I fucking loved it from day one, but others have to warm up to it. I think it's more of a pressure thing than the actual hit to the cervix, so maybe a way of changing a girl's mind on the matter is to get her on top and let her sink her body weight down to give it steady pressure. That's how I got hooked.
>> Anonymous
>>1177425
>>1177436
Sorry boys, but no access to a camera at the moment (not at home). If this thread is still alive tomorrow, I'll see what I can do. But for now, it is time to sleep; it's like six-thirty in the morning where I'm at.

G'night, /d/, I will have pleasant dreams because of you, I'm certain <3
>> Anonymous
>>1177442
tits?
>> Anonymous
>>1177445
for science
>> af
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I'd post one of those pictures saying "I like where this is going", but all I could dig up was dickgirls. Well, and John K Peta.
>> Anonymous
>>1177439

No, YOU'RE fucking crazy to have given up a potential partner to bring into /d/ and fap/shlick together.
>> Anonymous
>>1177452
dude. 4chan didn't even exist in 1996. and she was wayy to crazy to stay with.
>> Anonymous
>>1177451
funniest manga i've ever read.
>> Anonymous
>>1177450
> for great science
fixt it for ya
>> Anonymous
>>1177451
He got no nipples...
>> Anonymous
>>1176985
you do know that everyone on 4chan has an IQ of 140 and and a 8" penis right?
>> Anonymous
grower.
from about 3" to 7.5"
and width from about 1/2" to almost 3"
>> Anonymous
>>1174983
totally know what you mean.

flaccid I am tiny, probably 1~ in, and if its cold or wet it pretty much goes inside me.
erect I'm below average too, 5~ long, and I've never tried the wrapping a string around it to measure girth.
>> Anonymous
>>1177799
Same here... Its a bit worrying.
>> Anonymous
>>1177781

And those of us that actually DO have IQs of 140 and 8" dicks can't get laid, or else we wouldn't be here in the first place.
>> Anonymous
my boyfriend is a grower, I guess mabey from 3 to 7? The coolest thing though is that he's mixed. He looks like a very pale black boy but his dick is as dark as the night. Personaly wish it was smaller, that thing is thick as fuck which makes sex living hell. Luckly he's happy just getting BJs and finger fucking me, which I need 2-3 times a day. Lol hormones.
>> Anonymous
>>1176665

Same.
>> Anonymous
>>1176036
Attack him sexually. I didn't even kiss my first girlfriend because I was afraid to. (shut up all of you)

I'm a grower, Flaccid it's around 1 inch and often goes inside of me, but erect it's about 6.5, with a 5 inch circumference Possibly longer as I measured in my mid-teens, and I can't be arsed to get it erect right now.


And I just realized that I'm browsing /d/ and can't be arsed to even pop a boner. I suck, lol.
>> Anonymous
Grower, without a boner: 4", with a boner: 8"
>> Anonymous
>>1177903

>5 inch circumference

Horse. Shit.
>> Anonymous
>>1177907
You misunderstand the concept of circumference I think. It's when you wrap a tape measure around your dick. Try it yourself, I bet you'll get similar.

I measured it like 4 times because I thought it was deceptively large till I thought about it.