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Anonymous
Dear /b/,

I've recently asked a girl for a date. We had some wonderful time, dinner, candles, you know the drill. Then we went to the bedroom. I prefer doing this with the lights on, but she's shy, so she asked me to switch the lights off, the only light was coming from other room. She lay on the bed naked, her legs spread, asking me to warm her up before we continue. And then I see that freaky face in the window. I got so scared I lost my erection immediately. The face vanished but I just couldn't get hard! The girl laughed me off when she found out my cock won't get hard and I didn't dare to admit to seeing that face, she wouldn't believe me anyway. She just left, giggling and left me embarassed and scared of going to my bedroom.

Dear /b/, what should I do?
>> Anonymous
b and d look similar, I'll give you that.
>> Anonymous
you shpuld learn the difference from /b/ and /d/.
>> It's Me Bitch
u should have told her about the face, atleast that woulda gave her some reason for y u couldnt get it up

*hrrrrmherrrm*

I mean SAGE BITCH! THIS AIN'T /b!
>> Anonymous
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Problem solved!
>> Anonymous
WOAH! HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S SCARY! My penis would've SHRUNK if I saw that!
>> Anonymous
/b/ is down faggots. p.s you're a fag. stop being a fag.
>> Anonymous
SAGE SPAM GO
>> Anonymous
saaage
>> Anonymous
OUT WITH YOU
>> Anonymous
ESAD
>> Anonymous
GO EAT A BRICK
>> Anonymous
OUT, OUT WITH YOU I SAY
>> Anonymous
REMOVE THIS ABDOMINATION FROM MY /d/
>> Anonymous
stick it in her pooper
>> Anonymous
Dont get confused with /b/ and /d/
>> sage soundwave !.QqkDUCQV2
sage for lying... not just lying, but lying badly.
now you have been punished for your crimes via no-dicky-worky
1. you went on no date
2. you saw no face
3. you have no sex
4. you are gay
do you have any idea how many baby angels you just killed?
>> Anonymous
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>>203237
fixed
>> Anonymous
sage
>> Anonymous
He puts the sexy in dyslexia
>> Anonymous
>>203237
the ghost wants your cock.
>> Anonymous
and let me guess while you were just about to fuck her, you just happened to have a camera in hand pointed at teh exact spot where you didnt know a spooky face would apear AND just happened to take the shot perfectly when I think we can all agree you should have been focused on more important things.

and this is in the wrong section as long as being complete bullshit
>> Anonymous
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>>203237
someone could come and stab in the back without lossing my erection!!! from now on use viagra...you won`t lose your erection and probably after many uses you`ll become blind.
>> Anonymous
pretty decent fail /b/ tard
>> Anonymous
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Well technicly it is D monster with porn!
>> Anonymous
>>203531
until I saw it lightened, I thought it was the cock mongler
>> Anonymous
...
>> Anonymous
If this were real you'd be a fucking idiot not to have told her. you suck.
>> Anonymous
>>203534
It IS cockmongler. There's just a monster in the foreground.
>> Anonymous
where does sage go?
>> Vad
Ya know...I wonder why shy people like the curtains open for the whole world to see...

The face makes me laugh, too.
>> Sage Sage
Sage
>> Anonymous
sure it isn't your reflection?
>> Anonymous
rape her
>> Anonymous
:(
>> Anonymous
How do you mongle cock?
>> FKA Anonymous !4UjY1di7KI
/b/ isn't down. They just want to act like it is.
>> Anonymous
you passed up on that shit because you were afraid of a k-mart halloween skull with red lights for eyes?

note: yes, i know this whole thread is a joke. :P
>> Anonymous
why isn't this deleted yet :(
>> Anonymous
alright this has happened to me before so i know exactly what to do, GB2/B/
>> Anonymous
>>203698

HOW DO I MANGLED COCK
>> FKA Anonymous !4UjY1di7KI
Anynymous, /b/ isn't down for me. Is it possible you got banned and haven't realized it?

If so, why the hell are you shitting up my /d/?
>> Anonymous
HAHAHA
OH MAN
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO>>203237
YOU SHOULD BE BANNED

FOR ALL YOU OUT THERE
THANK YOU FOR SAGING
>> Anonymous
>>203868
I don't suppose you could start cleaning up some of these threads? You know, deleting them?
>> Anonymous
>>203237
I recommend suicide with an explosive to teach that bitch a lesson.
>> Anonymous
>>203868

Owned by:

>>203869

Two points won.
>> Kleiner
you guys have NO idea what you are talking about... right the same thing, just happened to me yesterday!!1 its horrible!
>> Anonymous
>>203880
Uhm, I'm not trying to harp on the mod...I just really would like to see this thread and others like it gone is all. I like this board and just wish someone would help clean it up is all...
>> Anonymous
that looks like a man
>> Anonymous
>>203877

I'd do the same thing except yell "COBRA!"
>> Anonymous
I own a few swords, so I would have grabbed my trusty black-bladed ninjato and made a mad dash for the face...btw....that thing is scary as hell 0_0;;; it looks demonic...
>> Anonymous
You had time to take a picture before you lost your little man's support? I think not. Over in /b/ we like well thought-through bullshit, please.
>> Anonymous
>>204071
No, you wouldn't, and you probably don't, you weeaboo fuck. You'd pause, stare at it, and get scared shitless like everyone else.