is she yelling "Ge this fucking thing off me!"or..."Close the Goddamn door!"
"Run!"
"and just WHAT THE HELL do you want? cant ya f'in see im busy here?!"
>>872166i lol'd
Poor Kafra.And I think it's "What the fuck took you so long!?"
"Chuck Noris can divide by 0!"
>>872161you mean "Ach! Hans, run!"
>>872151"Can't you See Im taking a shit!?"
>>872394it's the motherfucking lurghoyf(I feel so god damn dirty)
I see a /d/aily caption contest in the making.
"Spider whistle. Blow it, and spiders come running!Works on some ants too."
>>872509yes, the MTG reference is what you should feel bad about.not the fact that you browse /d/.lol
Don't rescue me until the spider finishes fucking me!
"GET TO DA CHOPPAAA!!!"
"Get out! Your father and I are very busy!"
>>872151sauce?
"HOW DO I SHOT WEB?!"
" I NEED BACK-UP ASSHOLE. PRONTO"
Either:"I said 'DON'T' come in!"or:"Not a word about this to your father!"
"Knock! Knock next time!"I'm sorry, maam!""...Did you see anything?""No, maam! I didn't see you playing with the spider again!"
>>873153Failed slightly harder then everything else ever."QUICK GRAB THE CAMERA!!"
"S- so this is how Spiderman came to be?!""Quit daydreaming and help me out here, you GOD DAMN OTAKU FAGGOT!!"
Wow, I saw this thread last night.I guess /d/ doesn't start that many threads...
"Why aren't you faggots contributing?"
>>872151im thinking its "GET ME A BEER, WENCH"
>>872151"Get the Raid! And not the one for ants!"
"Take your penis out and put it in my mouth NOW!"
"Jane, stop this crazy thing!"
Jeepers!
"GET OFF ME YOU EIGHT LEGGED FREAK!"
"Don't touch anything you little cunt!"
"I heard some...AHHH!""Rebeca!! This isn't what it looks like!""...""...can I join?""What!? No!!! Get out!"
"I drink your milkshake!"
"Ah! No! Stop! Stop!!""OMIGOSH! I'll go get hel-""DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!"
If you'd TOLD me you boyfriend turned into a goddamned spider!...
>>872268I think that was the first decent chuck norris joke I've ever heard.
I seem to be stuck! Good thing this friendly giant spider was nearby! Now on the count of thr-STOP LOOKING AT MY MASSIVE NAKED TITS YOU FREAKY LESBIAN AND PULL!
''He's more scared of you than you are of him!"
>>874544/Thread
>>874386is the only one that made me lol, really.
>>874544The potential of this is immense.
>>874386My favorite as well.
"WHAT THE FUCK?""What?""What is that thing?""WHAT THING?""There's somthing on your head.""What? Is it a spider? Get it off!"
"Not now! Peter and I are busy!"
WAIT YOUR TURN
>>872151Go away! I must defeat the demons!
I can't believe somebody actually asked for sauce on Xration
"See?! This is what happens when you don't sweep the cobwebs in the corner!">>874833My favorite.