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I Am Anonymous D
So how many /b/'s around here taste/drink/eat their cum after they've mastubated? I try to but it seems the only way I can do it is if I have my cock aimed straight at my face and I'm all bent over uncomfortably. If I just cum on my stomach, I feel weird about drinking/tasting it.

On a related note, anyone ever try to "cook" with their cum? Or atleast mix it into their foods? I've thought of it but can think of nothing to mix it with.
>> Anonymous
Nope. tastes like shit.
>> I Am Anonymous D
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Anyone else?
>> Anonymous
I can suck my own dick, so yeah I drink my own cum.
>> Anonymous
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I love the taste of my cunt.
>> Anonymous
i've never tasted my own cum.

MY OWN cum, that is.
>> Anonymous
I can reach myself and suck myself off, it's not too enjoyable, even after cumming, it's just hot and thick and nasty. It's too uncomfortable to enjoy.
>> Anonymous
I made out with a girl directly after she gave me head. Probably the hottest thing I've ever experienced.
>> Anonymous
damn, now i've got to go suck my own dick...i swallow all the cum
>> M
I'm not nearly flexible enough to suck my own dick, I usually lick it off my fingers...wish I could do that with someone else's, though.
>> Anonymous
Yes, I eat my own cum. My creepy ex used to like it when i came on her food...
>> Anonymous
>>330302
religion unnapproved :(
>> Anonymous
I cum on my cheerios now and then... or on my hand and I lick it off/eat it. fap fap fap.
>> Anonymous
Supposedly, it tastes better if you drink more fruit juices and things. Milk and dairy products, though, make it taste nasty.
>> Anonymous
sexy....
>> Anonymous
Me :)

I like it quite a bit, although sometimes I lose the urge to do it right after I orgasm.
>> Anonymous
I tried sucking myself off when I was 16 or 17. I could get my tongue onto the head of my penis and that was it, I couldn't get it into my mouth (I'm 6 inches long and 6'1" tall, and not flexible at all). I subsequently decided after actually getting a blowjob from a girl that it wasn't that enjoyable and I found it overrated. I've never tasted my own semen, don't have any desire to either.
>> Anonymous
Every once in a while I fire off a couple loads into my little sister's breakfast cereal, seeing as how I get up before she does as I have work and she has junior high.
>> M
>>330445

Y'know, that's weird...the same happens to me from time to time. Wonder why?
>> Anonymous
what the fuck
>> Anonymous
>>330443
Ya, I saw that on AOTS.
>> Anonymous
>>330479
because when you cum your brains shoots stuff into you that makes you lose sexual drive, same reason why it's so hard to fap a second time straight away
>> Anonymous
>>330468
You are a horrible yet strangely hilarious person. I can see your sister giving head for the first time and saying "Huh. Reminds me of breakfast."
>> Anonymous
What the hell anonymous.
>> Anonymous
lawl, I just ate my own cum a few hours before this.

>>330445
>>330479
yeah I have the same issue, but today i just forced myself... I accidentally got it in my mustache and had to rush to the bathroom to make sure nobody saw me.

if I could, I'd suck myself off, but I'm a little heavy, and i guess i'm not long enough(6 inches), because I'm about 2 inches away from my mouth. and when I try to aim for my mouth like that, I usually miss and hit my hair...
>> Anonymous
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>>330302
Agreed! :3
>> Anonymous
I love you, /d/
>> c h a n
more sauce for OP plz
>> Anonymous
>>330443
I heard that pineapple is best, its really a shame I hate it. I quite like drinking my cum, but I hate pineapple.
>> Anonymous
if only there were a way to count how many people were suckered into tasting themselves with this thread
>> Anonymous
eating your own cum can be pretty damn hot; like a previous poster said, eating out of the mouth of someone who just sucked you off is pretty much the hottest thing ever.
>> Anonymous
Damn, i wish i could suck on my own dick, that would be epic...
>> Anonymous
I always eat my cum, leaves less to clean up. I shoot it on my stomach and scoop it in my mouth with my thumb. I've developed quite a technique in doing it without dropping any and scooping as much possible at a time.

The taste of cum varies from time to time but it's generally pretty sweet. Only rarely it's slightly bitter (protein is what tastes bitter).
>> Anonymous
>>330468
XD Oh wow. That made me lawl. Thank you. <3
>> Milo
I can proudly say I've tasted my own cum.
>> Anonymous
I once read a "hot tip" in a magazine regarding sucking your own cock - it said you should sit in a trash can or some tyres and try and do it then.

Suffice to say I tried it and it fucking hurt my back. But I can safely admit that either way I have tasted my own cum.
>> Anonymous
Only faggots and sluts eat cum. What does this make all of you?
>> Anonymous
>>330802

The self degradation is part of the appeal, at least for me.
>> Anonymous
>>330802

Sluggots
>> Lucifer Dubbz NYC
I eat my own cum after I jerk off cause it's just easier to clean up that way. I tried eating my cum out of a girl's mouth and it made me gag. Not sure why.
>> Anonymous
I ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO BUILD MYSELF UP WHEN JACKING OFF SO THE CUM HAS CHUNKY GOBS IN THE OTHERWISE SMOOTH CONSISTENCY THIS ALLOWS FOR A VARIED TEXTURE WHILE I AM SLURPING DOWN MY VISCOUS LOVE VANILLA
IF ANY GETS ON THE FLOOR I MAKE IT A POINT TO HAVE MY CAT FLUFFY LAP IT UP SUBSEQUENTLY THIS TURNS ME ON AND I OFTEN PENETRATE HER TIGHT ANAL CAVITY
>> Anonymous
>>330929
only way to go man, no clean up
>> Anonymous
/b/ is that way, friends.
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>> Anonymous
I can suck myself off, I can do a great forward bend, and when I'm ready to cum I take my penis in my mouth and basicly deepthroat myself and swollow, it's pretty fucking gay but it feels great and there is no mess.
>> Anonymous
HOW DO I SHOT WEB IN MOUTH
>> Anonymous
PROTIP: if your semen has the consistency and flavor of clam chowder, you're a latent homosexual.

unless it's manhattan clam chowder, that is. then you just have prostate cancer.
>> Anonymous
WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Hmm, can't tell if most of these are the same person... Well, i'll assume that so I will be less weirded out.
>> Anonymous
>>330295
Keep it in /y/.