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Hello /d/. I'm usually not a fan of dickgirls, and several times i have seen high quality comics of these, thinking "oh, if only they didn't have FUCKING DICKS". But this girl here, i don't know really why, but i find her higly appealing, heck, i saw it and instantly thought of an scenario of me sucking her dick in a desert for much needed hydration, as she would ejaculate tasty catus juice.

Comments?
>> Anonymous
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by the way, here is a non-dick, more loli version of the cactus gal.
>> Anonymous
Megalos, I thought the screens of Zulfa Fura blew you up.
>> Anonymous
>>1182639
OP: Now there are two concepts i'm not familiarized with. Megalos? Zulfa Fura? Google doesn't give me an acceptable answer.
>> Anonymous
What's the name of the artist? i would like to see more of his work.
>> Anonymous
>>1182643
What you don't like obscure Dr. Who references, how boring.
>> Anonymous
I apologise profusely, i'm ashamed to admit that i have never seen such famous piece of fiction _ _ .
>> Anonymous
>>1182650
I apologise profusely, i'm ashamed to admit that i have never seen such famous piece of fiction _ _ .>>1182650
>> Anonymous
friggin crappy connection, i hate to double post
>> Anonymous
>>1182646
Seconded
>> Anonymous
That's an interesting scenario. Only, it'd probably taste salty, and you'd just get more thirsty.
>> Anonymous
>>1182669
and it has needles on it...
>> Anonymous
>>1182681
Let the man dream.
>> Anonymous
>>1182681
Actually, the penis itself dont have spines, thats the hand behind
>> Anonymous
>>1182669
Salt maintains moisture..
Or some shit like that..
Anyway, if you have salt and water you'll be hydrated.
Want proof?
Look at the backside of a Gatorade bottle.
>> Anonymous
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>>1182815
why then does salt water kill, pray tell science man.
>> Anonymous
>>1182872
Because it's too much salt in the water. Gatorade also contain potassium, which is also needed in hydration.
>> Anonymous
>>1182872
Your kidneys need water to get rid of the salt. The concentration of salt in salt water (well, taking seawater as a reference) is higher than what the kidneys can process with the respective amount of water you just drank.
>> Anonymous
>>1182624

Maybe cactus-DG cum has a healthy salt level and comes with some CDG seeds that you'll crap out later. So you'll get a couple quarts of cum to drink that'll keep you going for a bit, helping the seeds to travel.

SCIENCE!
>> Anonymous
but shes not gonna be ejaculating SPERM, she will be ejaculatiing CACTUS JUICE
>> Anonymous
>>1182815
The important part is that it makes you thirsty, as in "wanting to have something to drink", if not as in "requiring more water to survive". I know this shit, because I once heard a story about a guy who went to a pub where they salted the beer, so he wasted all his money trying to quench his thirst, and came home to his wife without money and got whipped. Since when has fiction been wrong about this kinda stuff?!
>> Anonymous
>>1182990
>beer
>quench his thirst
oh anonymous.
>> Anonymous
i foresee, in 2020 there will be too many fetishes to count and they will all blend into one HUGE fetish.
>> Anonymous
Meglos for teh win
>> Anonymous
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Sorry, I had to.
>> Anonymous
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>>1182624
>>1183015
>> Anonymous
Meeeeeeein kleiner grüner Kaktus , steht draußen am Balkon...
>> Anonymous
>>1183001
Tentacled, futa, BBW, lolicon, Milking, GTS, vore, guro, scat, urine, foot, monster, preggo, piercing, dick-nipple, furry, girls anyone?

Somehow I think rolling all that in one would destroy all that is /d/
>> Anonymous
i like that idea
>> TheLaughingMan !!CwndNHTjLMy
>>1183015
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>1183193

Especially because four of the things you listed aren't even allowed on /d/ (lolicon, guro, scat & furry).

As far as deviant fetish boards go, /d/ is actually pretty tame.
>> Anonymous
it's the quenchiest!
>> Anonymous
>>1183778
I don't know if it makes me sad or overjoyed that there are other Avatards on /d/.
>> Anonymous
copypasta is stale
>> Kind and gentle Anon
>>1183135

>__<
I love you
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>1184819

holy fuck what the shit
>> Anonymous
>>1182624

I'd get hit by that