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hot but not moss
its time for a /d/iscussion!

ITT we talk about fetishes that we find hypothetically hot, but realistically not!

body modification for me is an extremely fascinating concept. when i was younger i read this story:
http://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Perverts_R_Us/www/Stories/Debs_Family_Farm_Training.html
(long, but the most realistically /d/ story i have ever read, highly recommended)

and my interested has been piqued ever since, but i dont think i would ever want to peform any kind of body modification on myself.

what about you?
>> Anonymous
Jesus, I read that story like 5 years ago.

It's still pretty hot.
>> Anonymous
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muscular girl ~
>> Anonymous
nipple piercings, thats it though.
>> Anonymous
>>786405
Amputees
>> moss
>>786451
what about other piercings?
>> Anonymous
Amputees are fun in theory, but having to take care of someone that can't get to the toilet under their own power isn't all that fun.

I'm not a big fan of piercing or tattoos or scarification, but subdermal implants can be pretty kinky. I've seen someone with a split penis which was cool in concept, but didn't work too well in practice.
>> moss
>>786588
seen some one IRL?! i dont see how it would ever be a good idea.
>> Anonymous
I'd love to date a girl who has nipple piercings.

Amputation is interesting, but unless you're milking the girls and letting them shit and piss all over the floor it's a bad idea.
>> moss
>>786657
"unless you're milking the girls and letting them shit and piss all over the floor"

hehe, thats the good scenario?
>> Anonymous
Modblog seems relevant to this thread.
>> Anonymous
I'd have my tongue bifurcated, but I want a decent job.

Airfare to Europe is an unfortunate requirement, but worth it.
>> Anonymous
why would you like hentai of something but wouldn't like to see it in real life
that's just retarded
fag
>> Anonymous
>>786834
See: Lolicon
>> moss
>>786834
thats what im trying to figure out. i too think its strange that i am so fascinated with body modification in hentai yet so apprehensive about it in real life. its called introspection.

...do i call him a fag back?
>> Anonymous
>>786834
See: Straight Shotacon.
>> Anonymous
I like futa, but a real girl with a penis is fucking weird
>> Anonymous
>>786898
It's because we both consciously and subconsciously know that hentai is not real. We are attracted to the oversexualization and taboo of certain things through the world of hentai and imagination, but we do not find them attractive in real life.
I gave the example of lolicon in a previous post because I enjoy lolicon, but I am not attracted to real children in the least. I (like most of us) have seen CP before, and I found it more of a turnoff than a turn on. This is because the children in manga and anime are sexualized, while real children are just kids.
>> Anonymous
>>786971
Listen to this man.
>> moss
>>786971
well said.
>> moss
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>> moss
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hardcore anal stretching is another one. uncontrollable bowel movements later in life is not worth it.
>> Anonymous
>>786971
very well said, an internet to you good sir/ma'am.

for me, I think futa are hypothetically fucking hot, especially with non-futa women. but I have a lesbian strap-on fetish as well, so futa is kind of an extension of that. real-life chicks with dicks, though? fuck no. drawings can put a dick on anything, futa are still girls just with a little extra. real-life, that can't happen, unless there's been a successful penis transplant that I don't know about.
>> Ehhh..... !N2Rn3IpqO2
>>787000
We are all anxiously awaiting the advent of useful nanotechnology.
>> Anonymous
>>787000"especially with non-futa women"

you probably just mean women, you have been in /d/ too long.
>> Anonymous
If you don't find them hot hypothetically and realistically you're a fucking faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>787000
They're called herms, dipshit, there ARE women with dicks.
>> Ehhh..... !N2Rn3IpqO2
>>787062
Unless I'm tired enough that I'm reading that wrong, I don't think he was necessarily denying that--rather, he appeared to be stating his dissatisfaction with what selection there is of dickgirls in the real world.

That's just me though.
>> Anonymous
>>787041
Yeah but them being deactivated by semen makes it impractical.
>> Anonymous
>>787065
ohh...uhhhh...ehh
>> Ehhh..... !N2Rn3IpqO2
>>787069
Yes. Let's bring up anime biochemistry.

>>787070
Yes?
>> Anonymous
>>786997
I agree. Makes me wonder how goatse handles the bathroom department.
>> Anonymous
Fatter chicks always seem to be hotter in anime.
>> Anonymous
>>786993
sauce?