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Anonymous
yeah, masterbate to fake girls because none of you can get real ones assholes
>> Anonymous
? But I just had sex with my girlfriend about an hour ago, and she's sleeping right next to me.
>> Anonymous
>>590812
just cuz u beat it to pics of real girls doesnt mean you get real vagina. you get pixels, nigger.
>> Delita !x8ngkAZjXE
Sage for angry, bitter virgin.
>> Anonymous
God, /b/ attracts the most idiotic people ever now...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
OP here. I mean it, I seriously have a real girlfriend and get laid more often than any of you can dream of, all because I troll imageboards. You guys should try it too.
>> Anonymous
Maybe we like hentai because we prefer to not objectify real humans. Maybe we like hentai becase you can do stuff in that that is absolutely impossible in real life. Maybe we like the perfect angles and lack of STD or human imperfection.

Maybe you're just a douce.
>> Delita !x8ngkAZjXE
Delita here. I get laid once a week and it's helped by contributing things that my Lady likes to places like 4chan. You guys should try cuntributing, too. See what I did there?
>> Anonymous
>>590812
I'm a little confused here. Clear something up for me OP. So either we fail because we masturbate and you win because you don't ever masturbate, or we only fail at masturbating because we happen to enjoy drawn porn over or in addition to regular pictures of whatever happens to turn us on?

Are you saying you don't masturbate? Because I'm calling shenanigans all over that one pal. Fuck, I'm married, I get laid whenever the fuck I want, and I still come on here and jerk one off fairly often - you cannot possibly convince me that you are just that much a man, that you get sex at the drop of a hat, whenever, wherever you are.

Go die in a fire, you reject from the human gene pool. Seriously, don't breed, your kind get caught in the filters too often.
>> Anonymous
Fuck guys stop replying to the troll.
>> Namefagg
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>> Anonymous
>>590812

Ooooooh, so thats how you make a noose, I've been doing it wrong this whole time!!