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Anonymous
Aight, here's how it goes:
Cantaloupe is my preferred medium, though other types like honeydew are fine as well.
Cut the hole smaller than your member, as the fruit surrounding it will compress under the prolonged pressure.
Try to go for a tapered cut as well, larger diameter on the outside, smaller diameter on the inside.
Be sure to cut extra away around the rind. It is abrasive and unpleasant.
For added sensation, leave the insides of the melon intact. No, you will not get seeds up your pee-hole you wusses.
I suggest a room temperature melon.
If you find you need extra lubrication, use cottage cheese. No sense using an inedible lube. Be creative.
Remember, this gets messy, I suggest spreading out a towel before hand, or doing it in a shower.
Ok, that's it kids. Happy Melonfucking.
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