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Anonymous
Which ones would you hit?
>> Anonymous
The 'YIFF YIFF YIFF' has me laughing my ass off.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
All of them. With a truck, lol.
>> dave's bleeding cunt !DkL6Lui5eI
All of them.. and they're hitting me.. both actually and metaphorically.
>> Anonymous
I dunno if i could hit them, what's their AC/
>> Anonymous
I especially like how the dicks are obviously and horribly editted on.
>> Anonymous
>>509567
What's your THAC0?
>> Anonymous
W/dick none of them
w/o dick the dwarf and the half-elf
>> Anonymous
/r/ dickless version
>> Anonymous
>>509593
Dude, that's so 2nd edition.
>> Anonymous
>>509609

A.K.A the awesome edition.
>> Anonymous
Nice shoop on the penises.
>> Anonymous
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>>509618
Lol I took it from the male edition for racial accuracy. The shop sucks ass :p

Here's vagina edition as requested
>> Anonymous
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And male edition as not requested but if anyone wants to do a better job...
>> Anonymous
Human, elf, and half-elf. Gnomes and halflings are too small. Half-orc is too hairy on the arms. And I fuckin' hate dwarves.
>> Anonymous
>>509673
Gnomes and halflings all the way, my friend. They're a very convenient height; they don't even have to bend down.
>> Anonymous
>>509675
Too close to sex with kids for my tastes. I mean, I ain't gonna fault you, but it just toes that line a little too much for me.
'sides, I know too many people with a passion for killin' gnomes. So the last thing I need is offin' a friend 'cause they ended my fucktoy.
>> Anonymous
gnome and halfling because im a pedo
>> Deez Nutz
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Relevant!! These pictures prove that if you put a hot face, tits and a vagina, and a definable waist on something...it actually looks kinda hot, no matter what.
>> Anonymous
>>509548

Not a bad shoop, but it would be better if they were hard.
>> Anonymous
>>509765
LOL Homo sapiens. Those silly hairless apes.
>> Anonymous
>>509765
I'd still rather hit the quickling with a lawnmower.
>> Deez Nutz
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>> Deez Nutz
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>> Anonymous
>>509765
>>509772
These lack penii.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>509567
You have angered the gazebo
>> Deez Nutz
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>>509774
Very fucking observant, Watson. Have MOAR.
>> Deez Nutz
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>> Deez Nutz
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>> Anonymous
Does anyone have more DnD futa?
>> Deez Nutz
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>> Deez Nutz
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And that's the last of it.
>> Deez Nutz
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>>509779
Why yes, yes I do.
>> Deez Nutz
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>> Deez Nutz
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WoW futa, really. But kinda on topic.
>> Anonymous
Care to post MOAR?
>> Deez Nutz
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>> Deez Nutz
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>>509785
No problem!
>> Anonymous
>>509765
>>509772
>>509773
>>509775
>>509776
>>509777
>>509778
>>509780
>>509781

I hope someone shoops dicks onto these
>> Deez Nutz
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>> Deez Nutz
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>>509789
That would be fine by me, long as they don't suck at shooping! I dunno, some of the vagina placement is pretty genius. LULZ
>> Deez Nutz
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>> Deez Nutz
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And have a cute drow in bondage to round out the thread. :)
>> Anonymous
Deez, is there anything you don't have?
>> Deez Nutz
>>509799
Kekekeke. I'm like the Popcorn Mariachi of /d/. :) <3
>> Anonymous
>>509775
needs more gnol pseudopenis

I'd suck it
>> Melissia !!35+vbWVCZH5
>>509766

And if they were jacking them off.
>> Anonymous
>>509548
>>509658
>>509659
sauce plz
>> Anonymous
I'd go furry for the gnoll
>> Anonymous
>>509868
http://www.wwoec.com/tcatt/misc2.html

Hey he also did that harry potter rule 63 sketch down the page
>> Anonymous
>>509789
I'll do it if you provide me with good source for cocks
>> Anonymous
>>509885
darn only the one scale
>> Anonymous
>>509888

Try /y/?
>> Anonymous
>>509773
Troll and the Weaver. Though I wouldn't mind being raped by the Salamander...
>> Anonymous
>>509888
They're always in some uke's asshole :)
>> Anonymous
Anyone else find it odd that Half-Orcs seem to come naturally circumsized?
>> Anonymous
>>509548

I would hit them all, and they can hit me... fairs fair
>> Anonymous
>>510104
They wouldn't be able to hit me, I have +5 Platemail Armor!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Odd, I thought that due to Ceremorphosis, illithids had no gender whatsoever.

Or am I wrong? I don't recall them ever breeding any other way, and all illithids can create spawn.
>> Anonymous
>>510143
Warforged are supposed to be genderless too, but that never stopped horny D&D fans from drawing them with boobs.
>> Anonymous
>>510147

No, warforged are supposed to be asexual. But the books list male personality or female personality, so they definitely can have gender.
>> Anonymous
>>510163
That's what I meant; sorry for bad word-choice.
>> Anonymous
>>510094
Yea I thought that
>> Rape is FUN
>>509659
ugliest fucking half-elf ever
>> Anonymous
>>509659

So from the looks of it, everyone in D&D has an incredibly tiny dick...hidden message, or blatant statement?
>> Anonymous
>>510271
Judging by the scale, the human male has a flaccid penis length of around 3-4 inches, which is normal for an 'average' human male. The other genitals are proportioned...
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
>>509659

Not getting into the sizes, but is the drawing/chart trying to say that half-orcs are naturally circumcised?
>> Anonymous
>>510143

don't you ruin this for me with your fancy city logic
>> C h a n
>>510284
no, half-orcs are always horny at the thought of killing something. they get it from the orcish side
>> Anonymous
I hit half elf
Yeah...
fap fap fap...
>> Anonymous
As far as D&D girls, there all hitable except the Gnome. Her head looks to big or something. Halfling ftw though
>> Anonymous
The hafling and the gnome seem to be pretty cute, but need to be scaled up. Elves all the way though. It looks like the half-orc wants snu-snu.
>> Anonymous
need moar fantasy race futa
>> Anonymous
>>509790
Sauce for that would be great.
>> Anonymous
>>510410

Even a tiny japanese cock would feel like a foot long... ;o
>> M
>>510284

Given that orc tribes practice ritual scarification and such, I think it's just saying that orcs tend to circumcize more often than other DnD races.

And, with or without cock, I'd hit pretty much any of those women - the half-orc would probably be into some pretty kinky S&M, too. (Just so long as she's in the habit of bathing.)
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
>>509776
The artist fucked up with the Rakshasa. Anyone who knows anything knows that the Rakshasa's knuckles bend in the opposite direction than normal humanoids. They're hands are backwards.
>> Anonymous
>>510119
Is it wrong to fap to a Mindflayer?