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Anonymous
I give you, the 5 levels of /d/.

1) Out of the baccanalia of grotesque and horrifying pics, you spot one that gets your motor running. After some thoughts you decide it's just too gross and leave; only to come back later with a guilt-boner and fap.

2) You spot a pic that gives you a hardon. Right there, you save it to a private file, close /d/, and quietly fap.

3) Browsing among the pics, some hot, some mildly gross. You see a phenomenally sexy pic, with a few other related ones in the thread. You troll the thread, open the pics into seperate tabs, and cycle through them till you cum.

4) Browsing /d/ you see a sexy thread. You scroll down the thread touching yourself to all the pics (even some that are unrelated, but only mildly gross). At this point, even the text comments are somewhat arousing.

5) You rapidly scroll through all of /d/, furiously jacking off to anything and everything; no matter how mind-bendly grotesque and perverse.
Jumping between threads, and furvently smelling the sweat from your balls. You blast a load in your own face and proceed to wipe it off on your sleeping grandmother's armpit hair.
>> Anonymous
i'm a 4 and 1/2.
5 made me lol.
>> Anonymous
this is EPIC
>> Anonymous
>>617087

Sauce?
>> Anonymous
Rofl, 4.8.

Sauce for the pic?
>> Anonymous
>>617097
NO IT FUCKING ISN'T
YOU ARE NEWFAG, LEAVE NAO
>> Anonymous
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3 is me
>> Anonymous
>>617101
-2 for allcaps

-3 for use of "newfag"

-816 for "nao"
>> Anonymous
I go through 3-5 every night. Usually I stop at 4 unless it's a REALLY good nght. Just started, so only at 3 now.
>> Anonymous
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>>617087
Epic manga, epic text, epic thread.
>> Anonymous
I remember being a 1 for about two weeks...then I jumped to a 4.
>> Anonymous
>>617087
I remember this manga. The translation was half made up or something, particularly the anti-male ending. After a raw was posted some guy said he would make a better translation. Did that ever show up?
>> Anonymous
>>617101
Yes, yes it is.
>> Anonymous
>>617110
name? it's probably rapidshitted already
>> Anonymous
>>617115
No, It's original.
Once upon a time, there was a difference between original content, which happened all the fucking time, and epic shit, which was rare and sweet.

Now everything that is original is automatically deemed epic because everyone else just posts the same old tired shit until it begs to be let go.
>> Anonymous
>>617117
ITT: Oldfags try to cling on to cockmongler and WRYYYYYYYY.

This is epic. Why? It's much needed humor in /d/.
>> Anonymous
I think I met a 5 once, he was at the library rubbing copies of H. G. Welles' "The Time Machine" on his crotch while humming the opening theme to Final Fantasy 9.
>> Anonymous
For the love of god, what is the source
>> Anonymous
>>617087
Most likely 3. I like futa and watersports.Maybe a few other things in D.
>> Anonymous
I would say I'm around a 3.
>> Anonymous
Best non-fap thread in /d/ ever.
>> Anonymous
In B4 omnifetish.
>> Anonymous
perfect 4
>> Anonymous
/d/ is not for /d/iscussion
>> Anonymous
3.5.
>> Anonymous
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>>617149
>> Anonymous
3.5, too.
>> Anonymous
sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>617118
isn't fucking epic the the fucking least. Though it did make me lol.
>> Anonymous
3.5
>> Verfor99 !dW6ztBRlKA
I am a paltry Level 3 Deviant.
>> Anonymous
4.2

The only thing on /d/ I don't like is diapers.
>> Anonymous
Probably 5+. /d/ has being boring me lately; now I mainly go to /f/ and sometimes /g/ to fap. (I'm talking about the gurochan boards, not technology and flash)
>> Anonymous
Type all the BS you want but we want images. How about a link to doujin that goes with OP page ?
>> Anonymous
>>617114
I'm still waiting for it myself. Other than needed polishing and alignment of the beginning and end, the unknown person said that much of the internal text was correct. That IS porn dialogue, I guess ...
>> Anonymous
I'm at 4, occasionally going to 5
>> Anonymous
I'm probably 4.
>> Anonymous
You forgot 6) You are so desensitized to the strangeness of /d/ that you don't even fap and instead browse for the occasional, rare thread of disturbingly hilarious images.
>> Anonymous
>>617117
some people call that "progress". some people also includes most of /d/

im a straight-up 3. /d/ has given me fetishes id never dreamed of. and im not proud.
>> Anonymous
>>617206
sir, without fappage we are nothing!!!
>> Anonymous
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>>617211

Oh, really? Here's one out of MY /d/ folder.
>> Anonymous
I hate to interrupt people talking to themselves>>could be dangerous>>but doujin please ! !
>> Anonymous
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...and another. I mean, yeah, I'm sure one of you will fap to these, but I'm just saying there are guys like me that aren't fapping, and are just looking for hilarity.
>> Shuichi !9EWIUfFMpQ
OP's sauce is http://rapidshare.com/files/51879622/_Chunrouzan__Seikyouiku.zip.html

This is the raw, I refuse to give a link to the asstastic translation.

>>617114
That was me, and ... well, we're not moving as fast as I originally though we would. Vacations didn't help either. It's being typeset and will hopefully be finished soon. I'm sure /d/ will get it spammed to all hell anyway.
On the plus side, I've translated Futabu and working on Futabu 2, so maybe it won't be a month between releases ;p
>> Shuichi !9EWIUfFMpQ
Oh, and I guess i'm a 4.something. Who the fuck only uses /d/ to fap tho?
>> Anonymous
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3.5
>> Verfor99 !dW6ztBRlKA
>>617222
Get back to /co/, fridge. And don't chew this time!
>> Verfor99 !dW6ztBRlKA
>>617149
Clearly you were not here when Queen Teri appeared.
>> Anonymous
Depends on the mood. If, for example, I'm tired as fuck and I don't bother to get it up, I'm a 3. Otherwise, I border on 4 and 5. I'm thankful that the furry is mainly secluded from here.
>> DJ Exo
It depends, but if i havnt got any ass in about 2 weeks i can get to 4 to 4.8 lmao, 5 made me lol
>> Anonymous
where can we get this entire manga??
>> Anonymous
this isnt even right. i never lost or gained qualms with /d/, and have always thought hentai meant shit like tentacles and not the mild stuff at /h/. the stuff i have qualms about is toddlerkon, thats pretty much it. who's with me?
>> Anonymous
>>617117
Or maybe you just let your own self-righteous opinion destroy your better judgement.

You didn't like it. So the fuck what? Nobody who uses "newfag" should be stating what is, or isn't epic anyways.
>> Anonymous
>>617225
It's not a doujin.

"doujin/doujinshi" does not mean "porn manga".
>> Anonymous
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Scantilation version should be available on rapidsearch. Not shure of file name.
>> Anonymous
I'm a 6. I desperately scroll through /d/ for material, but most of it is now to mundane for me.
>> Anonymous
>>617392
So I guess going to /d/ to you is like opening up the paper for morning reading for other people.
>> Anonymous
>>617396
For me it is.

/d/ is increadibly tame.
>> Anonymous
It's not a matter of gross/not gross

It's more "my fetish/not really interested"
>> Anonymous
>>617411

Exactly. I haven't been grossed out on /d/ for years. Some of the stuff on gurochan can turn me off, but for the most part I'm an uncaring monster.

Which is odd when my favorite fetishes--stuff like french maid uniforms and hypnosis--are relatively tame.
>> Anonymous
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>>617149
Listen to this man.
>> Anoniminous
3.5 since ~1999.
>> Anonymous
Rapidshit of OP, [Chunrouzan] Sex Education:
http://rapidshare.com/files/59960233/sexed.zip.html

Apparently somebody is still torrenting:
http://www.deadfrog.us/index.php?act=entry&id=9481
>> Anonymous
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OP ftw!
>> Anonymous
I guess I'm a 4, just that I don't find anything gross. But I can really relate to even finding the text arousing if the thread is good. But I also tend to lose my arousal by text in certain threads, mostly because /d/ gets trolled too easily.
>> Anonymous
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Time to bring some 5 to this board.
>> Anonymous
Bump for futanarization excellence
>> Anonymous
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Level 4.
>> Anonymous
I don't fap over anything at /d/, at least, not til later. I save everything worth saving, then fap later on in the day when I've got nothing to do. Once I've saved all I want, I go around commenting on stuff and saging stuff that breaks the rules.

That aside, I'm a five, I'll fucking fap to anything (even furry and lolicon.)
>> Anonymous
I don't know about you guys, but I find the manga from OP vaguely disturbing =.=
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
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Seriously, download the raw. After you see the last page you will want to mutilate the genitals of whoever did the "translation".
>> Anonymous
Level 2

I just want the BBW, hate dickgirls, expansion and the rest of the crap
>> Anonymous
OP fails for interesting subject matter but total shit image.

And I'm a 3.5
>> Anonymous
>>617921
truth
>> Anonymous
shit sucks
>> Anonymous
3.5
>> Anonymous
>>617110

Balls are kept outside the body for a reason. I'm sure they'll enjoy their retard babies.

>>617087

About a 4 by the way
>> Anonymous
anywere between 3.5 and 5 for me.
>> Anonymous
>>618090
Their lack of babies, you mean? To high (internal body temperature and above) heat kills the sperm dead dead in the sack.
>> Anonymous
eh, im like 5 only when the pics are related to my fetishes
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
>>618127

Among OTHER things. Seriously, I know this is catgirl-killing material, but this is one of the few H-manga I've read that actually left me in a foul mood after I finished it. It's bad enough that a substantial amount of the dialogue amounts to a ball-busting political agenda; it's just plain poorly-thought out.

First of all, keep it a secret from all men forever? As if a classroom of 13 and 14 year old girls (much less an entire nation of them) could keep a secret. Even if they could someone would get careless at some point and get caught and the whole thing would be exposed. Second of all, even if the girls WEREN'T rendered completely infertile by their undescended testicles, attempting to cut out 50% of the available gene pool instantly would raise the rate of congenital genetic disorders and birth defects. Not to mention that the testosterone necessary to achieve an erection being delivered into these girls' bloodstreams would masculinize them over time, making them grow facial hair and shrinking their breasts. I'm sure they'd love that.

tl;dr: This is why you should just read the raw, the dialogue is ridiculous. For god's sake Japan, if you're going to put a plot into your porn, don't try to cram in a bunch of sociopolitical eugenics. PERFECT HERMAPHRODITES ARE NOT POSSIBLE, DON'T TRY TO JUSTIFY IT WITH PSEUDO-SCIENCE, JUST MAKE WITH THE SEX.

I'm a 3 btw.
>> Anonymous
I'm glad someone was as angry at the ending of this as i was.
>> No Man
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3, BBW, XBAWKS HUEG tits, and a few types of growth: teh boobies, ass, muscle, and clitoral.

I have yet to find porn about a girl who can control her hair like tentacles. Pic related.
>> Anonymous
3.5
>> Shuichi !9EWIUfFMpQ
>>618141

I will say that the "zomg keep it a secret from the boys thing" is something that is accurate in the manga. While I agree it's ridiculous, as my editor said "lawl at plots in H". I have a feeling that they aren't supposed to be fertile in the manga, since massive amounts of unprotected sex during grade 6+ would clearly lead to a lot of pregnancies, which seems unlikely.

However, the entire anti-male thing is made up, so complaining to Japan about that isn't a very fair comparison. Its more of a "stupid translator" problem.
>> No Man
>>618150

I probably would be if I read it, but I've read some other feminazi rewrites, fapped furiously anyway, and loathed myself for a few days afterward.

Then I come up with ways the men can enact countermeasures. >:<
>> Anonymous
I'm a 3.5 I just don't troll the thread.
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
>>618155

Reminds me of this other dickgirl manga where they changed the dialogue in the last page to insult people from 4chan. Something about "hentai was created so the fat, ugly people from 4chan could have sex" or something like that.
>> Shuichi !9EWIUfFMpQ
>>618169

True, but that at least was kindof amusing, as opposed to not funny at all. (imo)
>> Anonymous
i suppose im a 5...but dont really have a grandmother so i will go with 4.999999999
>> Anonymous
I'm getting turned on by the concept of becoming biologically obsolete. What does this mean?...
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
>>618183

It means you should go to /u/, they love to talk about the male sex being destined to die out there. Stick around long enough and you'll hear plenty of hilarious theories.

Either that or become an hero.

>>618157

I think that's a typical reaction, I tend to handle it the same way.

>>not funny at all. (imo)

I don't think anybody but the editor thought it was funny.
>> Anonymous
>>618183
it means you wont be needing viagra to be happy!
>> Servant of Suiseiseki !XXRGyU7XMs
>>618183

look into femdom
>> Anonymous
>>618186

... any theories you remember off the top of your head?
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
>>618192

Mainly they like to claim that the Y-chromosome is "degrading" or "breaking down" and that in however many thousand years males will no longer be viable lifeforms. They also say that once egg/egg in-vitro fertilization is perfected women will never want to have children with men again.
>> Anonymous
>>618199

I've heard about making sperm from female stem cells, but not about Y chromosome degredation.
>> Anonymous
>>618191
Do not confuse femdom with the belief of female supremacy, I hate it when people make that connection.
>> Anonymous
>>618191

It's odd, but it appears that only large-scale world domination by impossibly sexy women is my fetish, not femdom.

Weird, no?
>> Anonymous
>>618207
>large-scale world domination by impossibly sexy women
If only more feminazis were actually hot, eh? Here in England all of our feminists are bitch-ugly bulldykes who could easily be mistaken for ordinary fat men.
>> Servant of Suiseiseki !XXRGyU7XMs
>>617227

I am under normal circumstances asexual.

I can't really fap unless I get triggered into it subconsciously.

That being said, seeing as I lurk /d/ when I'm not horny, I think I fall into (6)
>> Anonymous
>>618212
Why do you think they got bitter enough to bear so much hate for half the population anyway?
>> Anonymous
>>618212

Same here in the land of the two-party system, except, of course, for the occasional angry, power-hungry, and ignorant teenage chick.
>> Anonymous
I'm around 3.5

Here's hoping I can move up to 4 soon.
>> Gitami
>>617392
Same here

Occasionally something good comes up.