So, on the radio this evening I heard about this new kind of "super mouse". These things can eat 6X more than normal mice without significant weight gain, breed at 3X the normal age that a normal mouse would be unable to, and live 3X longer! Then the other guy chimes in and says something along the lines of that they will eventually mutate into giant, super-intelligent monster rats, and enslave humanity. Just imagine the horrid things these giant mega-rats would do to our kind, keep us in cages and have us run around in those stupid little wheels, eat those nasty "food" pellets, and shove us up there asses for there perverted sexual enjoyment, just like we have done to them for many years.We are all fucked.
>>663944sauce?
>>breed at 3X the normal age that a normal mouse would be unable to>>live 3X longerAre they red, perchance?
>>663973uh...wasn't mentioned.is this a reference to something perchance?
>>663982Maybe that mouse is a CHAR.
>>663984uh...what?link, explanation, something?
>>663991Char Aznable from Mobile Suit Gundam.
Char Aznable from the Gundam series.Pilots red mechs which are THREE TIMES FASTER.Assuming I have my memes right. I haven't watched the original Gundam series.
>>664000You are. Don't worry person, I'm from /m/. Being A CHAR means a character is either A) 3X faster by being colored red, B) wears a really bad and obvious disguise, C) is a pedophile, or D) any of the above.
Wait... I saw this thread earlier, why didn't I catch that? Oh yeah, I was lurking for bondage threads. Did that, came.
>>664024but this wasn't here earlier.at least, not to my knowledge.if it was, it wasn't in /d/, i'm sure.
>>663984FAIL FA NOT 'NUFF DAKKA
>>664052DA ORKSES IZ DA BIGGEST AN' DA STRONGEST! BIGGA AN' STRONGA DEN ALL DEM UDDA BOYZ, AIN'T DAT RIGHT BOSS!?WAAAGH!!