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Anonymous
Travellers from the west are headed this way. They have raped and pillaged our western cousins. RUN FOR THE HILLS.
>> Anonymous
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They're coming.
>> Anonymous
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Recon reporting in.
>> Anonymous
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Recon, backup is on the way
>> Anonymous
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Gentleman of /d/, do not fear us. We are here as observers. Please, do not be alarmed as /c/ was.
>> Anonymous
>>1106607

Roger that.
>> Anonymous
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Does Pedophilia count as alternative?
>> Anonymous
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>>1106608
>> Anonymous
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zomg wtf are this people fapping to??
>> Anonymous
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Friends, we are on a journey.
>> Mockery
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What happened to our expedition leader?
>> Mockery
>>1106613

Ah, he's arrived.
>> Anonymous
Are we setting down camp here?
>> Anonymous
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y hi thar!
>> Anonymous
>>1106613

We want the bear.
>> Anonymous
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Friends of /d/, I do not have much that could please you, but please accept this humble offering.
>> Anonymous
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>>1106615
>>1106615

Here I am.

>>1106593
These allegations are false! We come to /d/ as peaceful pilgrims! Show us some humanity!
>> Anonymous
*Shoots gun* CLEAR OUT /D/FAGS, EBAUMSWORLD COMING THROUGH.
>> Anonymous
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>>1106625

HALT
>> Anonymous
>>1106625

No! Do not show hostility towards them! We are here merely as observers, not as savages!
>> Anonymous
>>1106628
...wat
>> Anonymous
>>1106629
NO U
>> Mockery
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>>1106625

Oh shi-
>> Anonymous
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Oh Willy this is frightful! Our expedition is being subverted by the villains that bed down in the gutters of our homeland, /b/. What ever shall we do?!
>> Anonymous
I shall do as you say, captain. What needs doing in camp?
>> Anonymous
*Begins hunting /d/fags.* We must collect their pelts.
>> Anonymous
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nothing wrong with this place, imho
>> Anonymous
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>>1106635

I would like to play this card, sir
>> Anonymous
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Gentlemen... I know not how you have recreated my visage so well and I am most impressed... I do not wish to join the legions of "tripfags" but I may be forced to......

Anyway, citizens of /d/ we are not barbarians... we mean no harm, we are merely travellers.... interested onlookers curious at the other lands in 4chania.

Why our land of /b/ has its disreputable areas where no sane man would go, we are guilty as any other when it comes to the persuit of lulz.... we have no judgement of your lifestyles.
>> Anonymous
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>>1106635

This situation seems fragile at best, sir. With this /b/tard may provoke the peoples of /d/ and may result in a violent confrontation!
>> Anonymous
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>>1106637

We are here as observers, not poachers.
>> Anonymous
Oh shit! Ebaumsworld POACHERS!!
>> Anonymous
You'll all get bored of posting here before we get bored of fapping to dickgirls, so good luck with all this.
>> Anonymous
>>1106641

Sir! Sir, EBAUMSWORLD poachers have been spotted near our camp! Shall we military men force them from this land?
>> Anonymous
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>>1106644

I am not a poacher
>> Anonymous
>>1106650

Listen, you misunderstand...we are friendly travelers
>> Anonymous
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>>1106650

Sir!!! Far be it of me to somehow decide I am in charge of these people, but I do feel I speak on the majority of their behlaf... I mean you no harm and as previously mentioned judgement. We come from /b/! I suspect what happens in the privicy of my countrymens homes would cause FAR more concern than these "dickgirls" you speak of. Please accept my apologies for any indescretion you may have faced
>> Anonymous
SIR, SIR, our base camp has been destroyed!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>1106650
Indeed! Please enlighten us as to your ways, for we are eager to learn.
>> Anonymous
As observers I say we should move on before we impact the culture here to heavily. With our discoveries we must also bring preservation.
>> Anonymous
Our home base on /b/ has been raided by poachers and it "404'd" as they say.
>> Anonymous
>>1106656

Sir, sir!! We need a new base camp!
>> Anonymous
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>>1106650

Dickgirls?! No one told me of these before we came here! I did not come prepared... How could I get bored here if there are chicks with dicks?
>> Anonymous
>>1106662

/b/rethren, might you decide to stay in these lands and enjoy their females with male genetalia
>> Anonymous
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Ahhh our base has met an untimely end. This saddens me, but I am weary and must rest now. Fellows we shall continue our journeys tomorrow under my leadership. If you choose to go on your own ways please do so with grace and dignity. Even though we are from /b/.

I will return tomorrow and we will continue our 4chania journey.

Thank you gentlemen for surprising me with your tact and diplomacy.
>> Anonymous
Gentlemen, we are losing comrades to these siren "Dickgirls." I suggest we move on right away.
>> Anonymous
*bags another /d/fag* Got'em! EBAUMSWORLD 4 LIEF
>> Anonymous
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>>1106658

Welcome to /d/, as you can see /d/ contains much cum, and other fleshy delights, such as gender variations, gender splicing, gender meshing and gender deformation. There are also large tentacle beasts, who are intended to fill every crevice, cum optional.

and you say your from /b/, eh? could you do us a favour and convince the saucefags to leave? we dont want them, they disrupt the flow of cum among other things.
>> Anonymous
>>1106666

What time tomorrow, fearless leader?
>> Anonymous
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>>1106670

Thank you for your wisdom, kind citizen of /d/