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Hay /d/ - I shaved my balls today.

Was it worth it? Nah. It's gonna be a bit painful for a while whenever a stray bit of sharp hair pokes me in the scrote.

Also, I did apparently take off too much skin from the base of the penis shaft as there's a couple angry looking spots there (one was bleeding for a little while), but it doesn't hurt.

Steps to do it if you're interested: 1.) Use beard trimmer accessory from your electric razor. 2.) Glide "traditional" razor (like the orange Bic kind that has some gooey stuff on the end) over whatever it is you're razing.

If you ask me, it's better to just pull the damn hair off your balls. Less pain in the long run.

Ladies, if your boyfriend tells you to shave you muff, ask him to shave his area first (unless he's persistently drunk and/or clumsy, in which case he might cut himself badly and lose lots of blood which I wouldn't wish on anybody). :D~
>> Merle
1) USE SHAVING CREAM! I mean, jeez. Common sense, man.
2) I found it a lot easier to do the first time to use a pair of safety scissors to trim the hair down as far as I could before I went in there with the razor.
3) If you start to get raw - STOP. It's more important to not cut yourself than to get every last damn hair there. You can always shave again th'next day and get the spots that you missed.
>> Anonymous
Bah, it isn't that bad. Razor burn on thighs is the worst thing from shaving.
>> Cheater
>>174320
Oh, naturally. Those bic razors have some stuff on the end, like I said. Scissors weren't necessary, 'cuz of the trimmer.

The big problem is: my penis looks super lame now. :(
>> Anonymous
I use one of those beard-groomer things on TV, those little things are gentle enough to touch while they're running. It still feels weird as hell on the balls, but none of that burn or anything...
>> Anonymous
Whenever you shave a part of your body for the first time there will be irritation, that's just a fact of life. Your first bit of advice is actually pretty good, lacking a beard trimmer you'll just have to make due with scissors. as for the second bit, well, I definitely wouldn't go with the Mach3 the first time you shave your nuts, personally, I use an old fashioned safety razor, but I prefer that to modern razors for any part of the body.

If you honestly think plucking hairs off you nuts is les painful, you've obviously done it wrong. Remember don't shave against the grain. It also helps if you stretch the skin a little taunt with your free hand while shaving. Pick up some woman’s shaving cream/gel with moisturizer, it will give a nice shave and help reduce irritation. Let your body fully recover before atempting to shave a second time.

That's just what I have to add from my personal experiances.
>> Cheater
>>Remember don't shave against the grain. It also helps if you stretch the skin a little taunt with your free hand while shaving.

I forgot to mention those, thanks.

It's been a really long time since I shaved any skin besides my face (before 9/11 long-ago.)
>> shlom !7YNjkQXRoY
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
>> Anonymous
I used to shave pretty much my entire area, and alls you gotta do to stop it from hurting/itching/bleeding is use a decent, triple bladed razor, stretch your skin out, and use plenty of lubrication (shaving foam or baby oil or something).
>> I guess I am a natural then Java378
I shaved 2 weeks ago for the first time with no problem. Now I can teabag.
>> Anonymous
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What the hell is all this nonsense? A real man has a goddamn forest of hair on face and his balls. Anything that doesn't isn't a man.
>> Anonymous
As a girl who shaves, I'd reccomend using a ladies razor, simply because they are made to shaved curved surfaces( legs etc) wheras men's razors are designed for faces.
>> Anonymous
>>175123

show me one man whose face isn't completely flat with 90 degree angles
>> Anonymous
... and people say /d/ is not educative
>> Anonymous
i've heard good things about the hair removal creams. a while ago someone reccomended i think veet for sensitive skin.

and he did stress the *for sensitive skin* part.
>> Anonymous
Don't use veet or and hair removal cream on your nuts. Oh my fucking god! Red weeping balls for days.. I've tried shaving and when it grows back it's insanly itchy. I have finaly setteled on plucking all of them out with tweezers. It took a while but now it's a breeze, I just pluck them ass they come through, It stays smoot for ages.
>> Anonymous !XOkji06ATU
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>>175127
Here, this is me. I see no completely flat 90-degree angle planes.
Do you?
>> Anonymous
I've used Veet the last times and it worked perfectly.
Read how to use it on the box !
Test it on a small part of skin BEFORE putting it on your balls !
>> Anonymous
Just reading this makes my balls hurt. Gonna go ahead and not mess with my ball hair.
>> Anonymous
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i tryed shaveing my nuts once, never again, it gets really ichy when i grows back in and seeing how i never did it before, well to quote billy talent, every one bleeds when they shave.
>> Anonymous
>>175123
Hate to break it to you, but your average face has far more (and much sharper) curves than the average leg. That's why guys' razors have smaller heads, so that they can maneuver easier over a small, very uneven area. Ladies' razors have larger heads, since other than the knees and ankles, it's pretty much straight shootin' down the legs.
>> Anonymous
honestly, i'd never do this for myself


but if my girlfriend ever asked, i'd do it in a heartbeat.
>> Anonymous
been thinking about trimming...thinkin i'll just scissor em, they don't ahve to be GONE but less would be nice.
>> Anonymous
the least i can do is keep it under control, dont need chewbaca in my undershorts.
>> Shavingnutman
its not that bad for me at all. i keep the whole area shaved - have been for years. for the hairs on the shaft, you want to go perpendicular to the grain cause theyre heavily angled and going opposite causes much gore and bloodshed. for the balls, its pretty simple since you can just pull the current area into a flat shape. and then as always, scrub the hell out of the area you shaved to prevent ingrowns.
>> Anonymous
I used to shave but then I just got pissed and started using 'Nair'..just dont get that stuff on your asshole because it 'stings!'
*even though i kind of liked it ;)
>> Anonymous
Wait 'till your ball hairs are long enough and pluck them with your fingers. Then get the rest with an epilator. Make sure you keep your sac VERY tight if you use one. There's nothing worse than pinching your nutsack in an electric tweezer device.
>> Anonymous
I've shaved my entire lower area before.
I'm never doing the legs again, way too much fucking work.
I trim my above the penis pubic hair regularily.
And i keep my balls shaved using your average head replaceable shaver.
As for ass hairs, well i just trim those.
>> Anonymous
I trim, when you shave you have to keep at it constantly. Plus, do the females of 4chan prefer trimmed, shaven, or no preference?
>> Anonymous
>>175238Wait 'till your ball hairs are long enough and pluck them with your fingers.
Truth, keep it maintained with tweezers (there's NO FUCKING WAY I'm using a razor on my scrotum).

>>175265Plus, do the females of 4chan prefer trimmed, shaven, or no preference?
Considering we're on /d/, any females reading are probably more concerned about the fact that our genitals aren't multiple, several feet long, and prehensile than with any (lack of) hairiness.
>> Anonymous
Mine are several feet long and prehensile ^_^
>> Anonymous
>>175271
but you only have one dick, prepare to spend the rest of your life a virgin!
>> Anonymous
One time this guy that I was with came up to me naked in the bedroom, cupped himself and said...
"I've shaved me nuts..girls like that right?"

...I just started laughing....Yeah, not one of my better moments.
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>>175191
>> Anonymous
>>175318
Right, right, but...

Did you like it?
>> Cheater
haha, I thought this topic was dead

also, I'm a bit itchy, but nothing insufferable. Letting the shit grow out again.
>> Anonymous
All tolled, I don't think there isn't a person out there who wouldn't be hotter (assuming hotness has already been attained and we are merely talking about degrees of hotness) if they had any and all hairs that were not A) part of their scalp or B) eyebrows/lashes removed.

That said, much as it hurts, waxing the genitals does pay off in the form of more smoothness (after the bumps dissapate) and less time devoted to genital hair removal per week.

I would also be fully in favor of any group that proposed to provide electrolysis to every human being on the planet regardless of whether or not they want it.


... Ditto for any mad scientist who managed to engineer some kind of virus that was completely harmless but caused all body hair to fall out, prevent its growth on those too young to have it, and remove the genes that cause it to be grown for all subsequent generations.

And a double ditto for that last one if it somehow managed to increase the probability of hermaphrodite children to roughly 50%. Sure, the birth rate would go down, but we're running out of planet anyways...
>> Anonymous
>>175269
I lolled at the last part.
I don't mind males having pubes at all, but I also don't want to be coughing up hairballs days after I've given a blowjob, so.. trim plz.