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What do you think, /d/..? Anonymous
is she yelling "Ge this fucking thing off me!"
or...
"Close the Goddamn door!"
>> Anonymous
"Run!"
>> shes thinkin officially_disturbed
"and just WHAT THE HELL do you want? cant ya f'in see im busy here?!"
>> Anonymous
>>872166
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
Poor Kafra.

And I think it's "What the fuck took you so long!?"
>> Anonymous
"Chuck Noris can divide by 0!"
>> Anonymous
>>872161
you mean "Ach! Hans, run!"
>> Anonymous
>>872151
"Can't you See Im taking a shit!?"
>> Anonymous
>>872394
it's the motherfucking lurghoyf
(I feel so god damn dirty)
>> Anonymous
I see a /d/aily caption contest in the making.
>> Anonymous
"Spider whistle. Blow it, and spiders come running!
Works on some ants too."
>> Anonymous
>>872509

yes, the MTG reference is what you should feel bad about.

not the fact that you browse /d/.

lol
>> Anonymous
Don't rescue me until the spider finishes fucking me!
>> Anonymous
"GET TO DA CHOPPAAA!!!"
>> Anonymous
"Get out! Your father and I are very busy!"
>> Anonymous
>>872151

sauce?
>> Anonymous
"HOW DO I SHOT WEB?!"
>> anon
" I NEED BACK-UP ASSHOLE. PRONTO"
>> Anonymous
Either:
"I said 'DON'T' come in!"

or:
"Not a word about this to your father!"
>> Anonymous
"Knock! Knock next time!"
I'm sorry, maam!"
"...Did you see anything?"
"No, maam! I didn't see you playing with the spider again!"
>> Anonymous
>>873153
Failed slightly harder then everything else ever.

"QUICK GRAB THE CAMERA!!"
>> Anonymous
"S- so this is how Spiderman came to be?!"

"Quit daydreaming and help me out here, you GOD DAMN OTAKU FAGGOT!!"
>> Anonymous
Wow, I saw this thread last night.
I guess /d/ doesn't start that many threads...
>> Anonymous
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"Why aren't you faggots contributing?"
>> Anonymous
>>872151
im thinking its "GET ME A BEER, WENCH"
>> Anonymous
>>872151
"Get the Raid! And not the one for ants!"
>> Anonymous
"Take your penis out and put it in my mouth NOW!"
>> Anonymous
"Jane, stop this crazy thing!"
>> Anonymous
Jeepers!
>> Anonymous
"GET OFF ME YOU EIGHT LEGGED FREAK!"
>> Anonymous
"Don't touch anything you little cunt!"
>> Anonymous
"I heard some...AHHH!"
"Rebeca!! This isn't what it looks like!"
"..."
"...can I join?"
"What!? No!!! Get out!"
>> Anonymous
"I drink your milkshake!"
>> Anonymous
"Ah! No! Stop! Stop!!"
"OMIGOSH! I'll go get hel-"
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!"
>> Anonymous
If you'd TOLD me you boyfriend turned into a goddamned spider!...
>> Anonymous
>>872268
I think that was the first decent chuck norris joke I've ever heard.
>> Anonymous
I seem to be stuck! Good thing this friendly giant spider was nearby! Now on the count of thr-STOP LOOKING AT MY MASSIVE NAKED TITS YOU FREAKY LESBIAN AND PULL!
>> Anonymous
''He's more scared of you than you are of him!"
>> Anonymous
>>874544

/Thread
>> Anonymous
>>874386
is the only one that made me lol, really.
>> Anonymous
>>874544

The potential of this is immense.
>> Anonymous
>>874386
My favorite as well.
>> Anonymous
"WHAT THE FUCK?"

"What?"

"What is that thing?"

"WHAT THING?"

"There's somthing on your head."

"What? Is it a spider? Get it off!"
>> Anonymous
"Not now! Peter and I are busy!"
>> Anonymous
WAIT YOUR TURN
>> Anonymous
>>872151
Go away! I must defeat the demons!
>> Anonymous
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I can't believe somebody actually asked for sauce on Xration
>> Anonymous
"See?! This is what happens when you don't sweep the cobwebs in the corner!"

>>874833
My favorite.