what's a good thing to say to my boyfriend?
This is /d/.
>>696886Don't say anything. Just show up wearing nothing but a leash and collar, then hand him the leash.
>>696886ask him to see how many boiled eggs will fit in your ass, or tell him you want to plug him with a strapon. Much tamer than that has no place on /d/.oh, and sage for stupid post
>>696891Better yet, how many would fit into his ass.