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My girlfriend's into "inflation" Anonymous
reposting from inflation thread because its saged
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Rho
Jan 06, 2006
I eat green berets for breakfast.

I know people hate e/n. even though I read them myself, but I really don't know where else to let this out.

I've been with my girlfriend for almost 6 months now, and although we love eachother very much there have been its fair share of problems. The main being when she tried to make me leave my best friend (Also a female), others arising when other girls would hit on me, general relationship problems, except these were happening more often than usual. There haven't been any problems lately, until I signed on AIM after a good healthy sleep.

When I signed on and she was online. She was telling me, albeit awkwardly, that she was reading a thread on 4chan (Yeah, I know. I introduced /b/ ACCIDENTALLY to her in hopes she'd find some humor) about "inflation". I've only ever heard of the economic type, the type that put Hitler into business back in 1929, so I assumed that's what she meant. I asked her if that's what she was talking about, and she quickly changed the subject. Being not completely awake yet, I just passed it off as another one of her wierd spouts.

Later on she started acting wierdly, saying that something was wrong but she couldn't tell me. Acknowledging that it was something serious, I took a completely open approach to it, telling her she could tell me anything and I'd try to take it well. She wouldn't go into it at all, and would only spout "Yes" or "No" whenever I guessed at possible relevancies to the subject. After what seemed like hours of sweet talking her, I got pissed off with the guessing game and she finally opened up a little and pasted me a message on 4chan. She told me it was from /d/. Only then did I know what iw as getting into.
>> Anonymous
The message said something along the lines of ">.>;; I want to tell my boyfriend about this but I'm not sure how he'll take it D: I'm such a pussy". She pasted what someone said after, basically telling her that I wouldn't take it well. Piecing together what she'd told me before about "inflation" I searched /d/ looking for that word. I was stunned. The thread had about 100 drawn and real pictures of women...Inflating what looked like their wombs or vaginas. I'd never seen this before, and I'm in no way into that kind of sick fetish shit to any extent. It made me furious. Sickened, I hesitantly searched for a post containing "boyfriend", hoping desperately this wasn't what she was talking about.

To my horror, I found it. And more. She'd made posts saying she was scared to tell me even though apparently "I was into fetish things like pregnant women" - Which is completely and utterly untrue. Telling your girlfriend that you'd have sex with her if she REALLY wanted to in the first months of pregnancy does NOT equate to saying it gets you off. At this point I was completely enraged, sickened and hurt. I'd always known my girlfriend had an unlimited sexuality, but I NEVER in my wildest dreams thought it would go this far. If it seems like I'm overreacting, it's because I *really* don't like fetish things, and blowing up a woman's insides so it looks like a Goddamn Zeppelin is going way over the line for me.
>> Anonymous
I angrily pasted her the messages asking if she was the one who said them. She replied "No ._.", to which I said "I have a feeling it is." there she admitted she said all that, and hurriedly signed off, leaving me there to soak all this in at once. My girlfriend, who for 6 months I thought was perfect for me, just indirectly told me that she wants me to blow her insides up for sexual pleasure. It made me sick to the core, angry and more importantly completely put off her in all ways imaginable. I don't want her ever to touch me again, let alone engage in anything sexual. The whole concept just enrages me. I guess I should have figured she'd end up being into crazy shit when I realised she had a crazy sexuality, I just never expected something like this to turn up. What's worse, all the people in /d/ were talking about it as though it was nothing, saying to her that she "Shouldn't be scared to tell him you want something 'new'". The more I read it the more offended and bitter I got towards her. What makes me angrier is the fact that I was the one who indirectly started this by accidentally telling her about 4chan, which right now I'm in the process of disowning. I didn't have a problem with it until I found out today about /d/, which just appears to be the equivalent to a cokehead basement full of fucked up fetish monkeys.

So I ask you goons, am I acting inappropriately? Am I just crazy and is this the "norm" these days? I really don't know what to do, because right now I want to leave her so she can find some other sick fetish monkey to blow her up while I find someone who has an ounce of morality, the only thing keeping me from doing that is because I love her and hope that she'll unfuck herself magically in a few hours. I need advice, and what better to ask than anonymity. Help me, SA.
>> Anonymous
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>>214585
cry moar
your tale of ultimate suffering sustains me
>> Anonymous
>>214585
fuck you man,
everyone is into their own thing

and you comment on "morality", well excuse me for being immoral, but when it comes to my own pleasure, i will look at what the fuck I like, and if you or anyone else happens to dislike it, then go away.
If you don't like what is on the /d/ board, leave it alone!!

as for you "girlfriend" I would hang onto her if I were you, you never know what else she might be into!
>> Anonymous
¯\(º_o)/¯ can anyone tell me whats 'inflating' now?
>> Anonymous
>>214585
Define "normal".

No, really, that's important. Almost everybody on the planet has some form of sexual fetish, and a great many have quite a few. While she hasn't gone for a more common one, that only gives her a bit of deviation from the mean, median, and mode.

You've missed something important, and that is how benign her fetish is. She's not making you lick urine off a boot, she's not scarring your skin with branding irons, she's not fucking you in the ass with a strap-on, and she's not trying to convince you to try her fetish with her. You don't really have to DO anything.
>> u_u
I really can't understand why anyone makes a fuss about other peoples sexual orientation and stuff.
As long as it's just a fantasy or something performed between consenting adults, nothing
concerns me, or even interests me.
Just try to enjoy your limited time on earth.
>> Anonymous
>>214595
¯\(º_o)/¯ I dunno lol
>> Anonymous
>>214599
but plz i want to know T_T
>> Anonymous
>>214603
1: Put hose in butt.
2: Inflate self with liquid or air!
3: ???
4: Profit!
>> Anonymous
"WTF my girl has a fetish that I don't have". Congratulations for being a certified asshole, it's HER fetish not YOURS. You're not meant to like it, you're meant to consider that her fetish are as important as your own pleasure if you have any respect for her. Nice ego there, and no surprise where this story came from.
>> PrinzEnrique
GTFO of my /d/ sissy...

you know what? leave your girlfriend and let her find someone who likes her for what and how she is and accepts all her likings and dislikings.

btw. there'r guys that'd do anything for a girlfriend who's into kinky stuff like that ...
>> Answer? I don't think so... Moriarty
...Sorry for my english, a lot out of practice.

I don't think I can help, but i think I can tell my opinion.

It seem's to me you really are a little overacting (overreacting?). You can tell your opinions to your girlfriend anytime. You can tell what you think, you can tell what you feel. Without that, nothing can change. People are different, and people have different tastes. But they can adapt themselfs as well, the question is only if they want to... There must be a reason. You have to give that reason, if you want something to change.
I think your girlfriend is prepared to adapt to you, if she has been hiding this from you, when she didn't know if you would like it. (somehow weird sentence, i hope its understable) It may seem as distrust, which shouldn't be in partnership, but if you love someone, you're always afraid of loosing him.
Maybe you and your girlfriend are to diferent to be with each other. Maybe you should search for someone who has the same tastes as you. But you shouldn't (in my opinion) do so, before you discuss this matter with your girlfriend. It looks like you are thinking to quick now, maybe not thinking enough deep, maybe having to less information. After a discussion, you have time to think, and more information to think about.
I can't tell much, I don't know you, I don't know your girlfriend. Maybe there is an easy and perfect solution. I just don't see it.

As to the "norm" - I can see which way it goes, I can't say where it is right now. :) If you give freedom to people, they will rise in EVERY direction. You can't change "norm", but you can affect it by your acts. Maybe not much, maybe yes. Depends how strong you are. ;)

...As well sorry if i left any typos, the keybord is some kind of ignoring some characters i type.
>> Anonymous
as someone who actually has this fetish I can't say you're really wrong in finding it horrifying. based on what I've seen from some artists, I sometimes contemplate just abandoning the whole fetish altogether. but what you're doing is basically acting like an asshole to someone who clearly just wants to pursue a new pleasure. if you love you should at least make a goddamn effort to understand her feelings.
>> Anonymous
Oh man, all that copypasta's made my stomach bloated... It feels so very full... It's bulging out a good bit... Ah... Ahh.... Ahhhhhh.... YES!
>> Anonymous
You know, it looks very likely that dumping her for the fetish is just an escuse to call a separation.
>> Anonymous
note: i posted the thread on 4chan
not the boyfriend, he posted on sa
i just posted it here so the girlfriend would see
so i could get a cheap lol
>> Anonymous
I stopped reading after like 1/3rd of the second post, where you said how you were "infuriated"

Fucking suck it up you dick.

Inflation is hot. Be glad she doesn't want to be a dick girl and rape your ass with a 4 foot long penis.
>> Anonymous
>>214638
>Inflation is hot.
No.

>Be glad she doesn't want to be a dick girl and rape your ass with a 4 foot long penis.
THIS is hot.
>> Anonymous
>>214633
What's SA? ?_?
>> Anonymous
>>214645
Something Awful
>> DS
Kay, assuming this isn't bullshit here's an answer for you.
First of all, simply because a person has a fetish for some special type of drawn anime porn doesn't nescessarily mean she wants to do it in real life. She may find the content arousing, but it doesn't mean that she wants to try it, especially when it's as cartoonish and impossible a fetish as inflation.

Secondly, even if she does (which is insanely unlikely) then it's quite simply impossible so it'll never become more than a fantasy for her.

Third, fetishes are sexual spice, and maybe you should open up to some of them. Nobody is telling you to start liking inflation hentai, pregnancy, tentacle hentai or anything crazy like that, but there are much cuter, common fetishes:

some people like pouring whipped cream and chocolate on each other and licking it off, others like biting each other softly or watching porn/hentai together. Have you always been very sexually conservative? do you ever try new positions with your lover or explore her kinks and little odd likes and dislikes? Or your own? This is the sort of spice that a sexual relationship needs to stay fresh and interesting.

So what if your girlfriend has a crazy fetish? it's not like she could ever do it in real life. You might even build up one that's even weirder one day - would you want her to hate you for that?
In any case, you need to become more open, and frequenting 4chan generally makes people more tolerant to things like this after a while. Probably, D isn't the board for you yet. Usually people work their way up from /E/ to /U/ to /H/ or /S/ and THEN /D/. it happens naturally as you learn to understand or maybe even like the more spicy things.

I personally think you're lucky to have a girlfriend with that level of sexual kink, even if i myself don't have that fetish.

But then again if this sort of thing disgusts you that much, then maybe she'd just be better off with someone more tolerant than you.
>> Anonymous
This guy is a total loser.

The girl deserves way better, seriously. Wow..., I mean, not to share a fetish is one thing, but the way you're acting? What a stuck-up dick.

It's freaking incredible that she would even share such a kink with you. You're a freaking sheltered moron with no imagination. What fun sex with you must be.
>> Anonymous
>>214667
First of all the inflation she was interested in was very easily possible. The thread where she even expressed interest in it is still here.
Second, nobody is obligated to work their way up from one board to another. Believe it or not, some people do not consider developing a fetish for girls getting their vaginas torn open or having a machine gun thrust into their crotch "spicy" material.
>> Anonymous
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This thread will now stop being a bitch-fest and will segue into pictures of mpreg.
>> Anonymous
Nope. Girls that want to do and think inflation is sexy are fucking weird. Everyone else is wrong.
>> Anonymous
just dump her and find some boring normal christian missionary-style hag, there are plenty of fucked up sick men on the internet willing to cause her serious bodily harm by attempting to help her enact this implausible fetish. stop wasting your time on someone with kinks because you're not going to change them.
>> Anonymous
For the record, THE TYPE OF BODYINFLATION OUTLINED IN HENTAI AND THAT STUPID IRRESPONSIBLE 'HOW TO' GUIDE ARE DANGEROUS, INADEQUATE PIECES OF TRASH.

If she wants to experiment with enemas, that's fine. Look up information on safe enema play on the internet, to keep her from blowing her insides out or destroying her intestinal flora.

Also.. does she have an email or AIM name? :D
>> Anonymous
I angrily
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air