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Anonymous
/d/, let's have a discussion!

If you had a machine that could create a perfect copy of yourself, would you have sex with your copy?

Also, would that be considered masturbation or incest?


As for me, I'd sure as hell fuck me.
>> Anonymous
>>517092
*cough*GAY*cough
>> Anonymous
>>517098

Seconded.
>> Anonymous
>>517098
Where are you again right now?
>> Anonymous
>>517098
Not anymore gay than touching your dick for fapping.
>> Anonymous
>>517100
where is the what?
>> Anonymous
>>517101
Fucking a replica of youself in the ass is gay. period.
>> Anonymous
If, however, it was a female copy...
I think I speak for all of /d/ and beyond when I say I'd hit that.
>> Anonymous
>>517114

Trying to create a female copy results in a dickgirl version of yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>517115

Addendum to>>517114"like the fist of an angry god"
>> Anonymous
i wanna have sex with myself
>> Anonymous
I'm in love with myself, so of course I'd do it, all night long.
>> Anonymous
fuck no
>> Anonymous
I'm female, so if I could have a copy of myself that was identical in every way except for the fact that she had a nice, big, thick cock, I'd love it.
>> Anonymous
I'd fuck an opposite sex clone of myself.
>> Anonymous
I can safely say I would not hit an exact copy of myself. Hairy ass.
>> Anonymous
>>517092
no john, we arent having this discussion again

as for the question, NO
>> Anonymous
>>517092
That would depend on if I also had a machine that could give me tits and a slimmer torso.
>> Anonymous
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>>517101
of course it's gay. a copy of you is another person.

now, oralling yourself through a dimensional hole is another matter.

and let's just not start on time travel... x_x
>> Anonymous
First: I'd think would be very gay.
Second: Would I do it? FUCK NO, I'm disgusting!
>> Anonymous
No, cause a perfect copy of me would be pretty fail. =(

If I was hot, maybe.
>> Anonymous
I believe the correct response is:
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
And no, probably not.
>> Anonymous
no.
my copy would also be a guy. i'm not into guys.
>> Anonymous
no.

what a fucking insipid question.
>> Anonymous
Fuck yeah I would.
>> Anonymous
I would jerk my clone off, suck his cock, and make out with him, but I would not stick it in his pooper.

also...
http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?p=189897&highlight=#189897
>> really karbine
cause t wouldn't matter male or female, its satisfaction, not being excepted by your social peers. NO one else would half to know,and if you wouldn't fuck you who in their right mind should.

"want a boulion cube? cause if you don't eat it you can suck it"

'-real-'
>> Anonymous
By: Isaac Asimov and another author I forget.
Tune: Home On The Range

Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And after it's grown,
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

Chorus:
Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.

Oh, give me a clone,
Is my sorrowful moan,
A clone that is wholly my own.
And if she's X-X,
And the feminine sex,
Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone.

<Chorus>>

My heart's not of stone,
As I've frequently shone
When alone with my own little X.
And after we've dined,
I am sure we will find
Better incest then Oedipus Rex.

<<Chorus>>

Why should such sex vex,
Or disturb or perplex,
Or induce a disparaging tone?
After all, don't you see,
Since we're both of us me,
When we're having sex, I'm alone.

<<Chorus>>

And after I'm done
She will still have her fun,
For I'll clone myself twice ere I die.
And this time without fail,
They'll be both of them male,
And they'll each ravage her by and by.

<<Chorus>>
>> Anonymous
The last time I saw this conversation, someone dubbed it "selfcest."

>>517147
I'd fund that.
>> Anonymous
I sometimes imagine myself as a trampy, hot woman. I once imagined the female me having sex with the real me. I came hard, then got rly fucking confused.
>> Anonymous
I'm a major narcissist- but I dunno it kinda seems gay to me. It'd be way awkward. I could think of a million other things I could be doing with a clone of me-
>> Anonymous
fuck me?
naw im ugly i could do better
>> Anonymous
>>517216
god why is that so hot to imagine? its /d/ to me, lol.
>> TheCableGuy
No.

First, I'm a great looking guy But, I'm not my type. I don't want someone who's just another me.

And Second, I'd make one ugly woman. I don't have the Jaw for it.
>> Anonymous
if you fucked your copy i would have to call it masturbation
>> Anonymous
>>517092

your doing it wrong...
First if you are a guy, you make a female clone of yourself and hook "her" up in a lesbian bar!
>> Talon Prime
Would I have sex with my clone? Repeatedly.

Masterbation vs Incest? Both. I would be fucking myself, thereby making it masterbation. It would be with another human that is a close relation to me, thereby making it incest as well.
>> Anonymous
>>517092

I'd call it Selfcest
>> Anonymous
>>517092
It's incest, clone is another person
>> Anonymous
If the clone dies by your hand (say it was standing in the middle of the backyard where you're just minding your own business taking the car for a spin and who can't drive in their own back yard if they want to) is it murder or suicide?
>> Anonymous
If it were an exact copy of me, yeah, I'd probably do me. Not that I'm attractive, just because of two reasons; absolutely no inhibitions, since it's me, and a truly complete knowledge of what I like.

Sex would probably just be a one time thing though. I'd rather make copies of myself to fight with or just outright "kill." Something not natural can't really have a death, of course.
>> Anonymous
relevant:
http://www.drunkduck.com/Nintendo_Super_Squad/index.php?p=192807
>> female T_T Hentai-Otaku
Meh If I were a girl then yea sure hot dam I'll have seck with my clone. But reality strike I'm not a girl so no that would be disgusting =X
>> Anonymous
what if your clone wasn't into it?
>> Hentai-Otaku
>>517474
that obsurb ur clone is suppose to think like you sooooooo~ If you are sex crazed then it probably wanna fuck u really bad >_<
>> Anonymous
as long as the bitch doesn't get pregnant

I don't need any child support leeches with seven toes
>> Anonymous
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>>517465
haheeEEEE. weak webserver is weak. we broke it.

here is image.
>> Anonymous
>>517474

Well i guesse the clone is you, so if you're into it the clone is into it aswell.

As for the question: No!
>> Anonymous
wtf is with the tards saying "clone = me"?

clone is NOT you. it's the exact same as an identical twin. you know, from yer MOM! (and all anons here know about yer mom...)
>> Anonymous
Yea by all means go fuck you selves. :P
>> Anonymous
>>517519

Read the OP. He doesn't even use the word clone. "A perfect copy of yourself."

As for myself, fuck no. But, if my clone was also a woman, one that looked like all my terrible fantasies combined as was me in mind only, then fuck yeah.
>> Anonymous
>>517245
No not because of any gay shit or the like but because I'd never let something up my pooper, and my perfect copy wouldn't either.
>> 'Buffalo Bill'
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I'd fuck me.

I'd fuck me so hard.
>> Anonymous
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Speaking of cloning yourself as a female...

Spider-Man was a fool not to hit that.
>> Anonymous
I'm a bit too masculine. And old. No way I could convince myself my copy was anything but a grown man. And no way a copy of me would consent to any pooper-sticking. Rather, we'd fight it out. And in the end, there would be only one.
>> Anonymous
I'm a bit too masculine. And old. No way I could convince myself my copy was anything but a grown man. And no way a copy of me would consent to any pooper-sticking. Rather, we'd fight it out. And in the end, there would be only one.

A better use of a copy of yourself would be threesomes.
>> Anonymous
I'd hit it. Really, I'd rather copy my mantype, though. Sweet, sweet DP with no guilt or weirdness (aside from, yanno, the usual weirdness that comes with DP).
>> Anonymous
>>517092
>Also, would that be considered masturbation or incest?

It would be considered GAY.
>> Anonymous
as much as I like the way I look, I am not my type.
>> Anonymous
>>517115
yes
>>517114
maybe
>>517092
no. oh hell no.
>> Anonymous
Go fuck yourse--Oh, right.
>> Anonymous
Me being a male, if there was a woman where I knew it was a copy of my mind inside the separate hot woman body, I'd fully hit that even if I knew it was me controlling the feminine version.
It would be like an elaborate and awesome version of masturbation.

But to answer the question, I think my copy and I would both agree to keep away from any penetration whatsoever...
>> Anonymous
Lol "ewww it's gay". I find myself extremely hot and likes to masturbate in front of a mirror. Of course I'd hit me, all night long.
>> Anonymous
It's only gay if the balls touch
>> Anonymous
>>517092
If I used said machine to clone my gf, then would it be a threesome? incest? I'm lost here, guys, but damn, wouldn't it be awesome...
>> Anonymous
shoujoai.com goes through this debate all the time because Rei x Rei NGE yuri orgies keep getting posted. The term they coined is "incesturbation."
>> Anonymous
An opposite sex version, yes. The same sex, no.
And in fact, being willing to have sex with oneself or a doppleganger does not make you homosexual, it makes you a narcissist.
>> Anonymous
I dont like incesturbation. Id call it Mastercest.
>> Anonymous
>>517147

I dunno. I kind of want to see what I'd look like as a guy. Maybe my clone would just go halfway and be emo. I'd be okay with that.
>> Anonymous
Wait a minute, there's a real word for this, autophilia:
http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/autophilia
>> Anonymous
>>518043
No, incesturbation is far better than autophilia
>> Anonymous
>>517150
I'd do that too, I actually have seen a photo of a person who looks like a female version of myself and I fapped long and hard to that image.
>> Anonymous
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are u talking about something like this? well, for me the answer is NO in a milion years.
>> Anonymous
>>518050

To start off first, a clone has it's own memory/attiude, meaning that the mind is different than the original. The reason for this is becasue (as far as I know) experiences/opinions can not be transfered genetically so it would be it's own self. Going on that route, it would not have my mind, and therefore, it would be me only as far as DNA was concerned. Speaking of which if it was a guy, and the twin version of myself got someone pregnant, then I'd be braking out in a sweat because I'm somehow worried about getting stuck with child support payments because the DNA could be linked back to me. If there was some way to make it femlae though, it wouldn't nearly be as bad, but still, it would be kind of creepy.

Also, so as to touch on all bases, if it was me in mind only (meaning the body was female), I wouldn't be having sex with a female version of me not only because of appearance sake, but also because since the DNA would be the same, I'd tend to worry about the effects it would have in the event of a pregnancy which would mean not only child suppoort payments, but also my own bouncy baby abomination of both God and man. :p
>> Anonymous
perfect copy you say... NO defenetly NO
but if it was possible to modify my gender, keeping my brain intact then...
well i'd propably make 2 female copies of myself and... destroyed the orginal
>> Anonymous
I'd do it, but only if she didn't have bigger boobs than me.
>> Anonymous
>>518077
no offense, but I am worried about you. you've put way too much thought into this.
>> TheCableGuy
>>518077

Well, that grantly depends on the Cloning Method.

Cloning yourself in the "Natural Way" (e.g implanting your DNA into a unfertalized egg and insemination a Woman with that egg) would result in a completely new entity. Of course, barring any accellerated development methods, this method would require the Embro to grow and develop in the womb til term and be born, at which point, it'll have to grow-up naturally and would be a whole life-time of years between the two. Wouldn't mean much to someone wanting to have sex with themselves (unless you want to bring in the issue of Shota/Lolicon sex with yourself.)

[I once had a talk along similar lines as this with a friend of mine and I once brought up the point that, if you were to clone someone, would that make them your child?)

And Then there's the duplication Method, which means that you copy yourself exactly as you are now through some replication Technology by "Flash Duplicating" your full Genetic and Chemical Pattern. Such a method could conceivablity copy the Human Mind too, since it copies the full Patten and not just rebuilds the Entity from a Fragment. This method would result in a perfect copy of you, in mind and body, at which point, the two will start to diverge into two different People. You'll only be the same person until the point that the other becomes selfaware. After that, even if the two remain Parallel in development, the differences will continuously compound. Like two twins who steadily grow different from each other.

(I just realized..... This must be one creapy conversion for anyone reading this who actually does have a twin.)

>>No.518197

Now, Just Who "Put why too much thought in this?"
>> TQ
God, yes. You kidding me? That sounds great, actually...
>> Anonymous
I wonder what a male version of myself would look like...He'd be really tall, that's for sure, I'm 5'11.

And if said male clone was to knock me up, would that be incest or something else entirely?
>> Anonymous
>>517092
A "perfect copy" would not be a clone, simply on the basis that EVERYTHING is copied, so it would have the same mental/emotional state as you, and the same memories, whereas a clone is a separate entity with its own memories, thoughts, and feelings.
As for the answer? Nah, I'd really rather have a girl to have sex with than a guy, even if it is myself. Maybe mutual masturbation, but that'd be it.
>> Anonymous
>>518262
I dunno, but it sounds hot.
>> Anonymous
>>518262
um. the 'getting pregnant' part isn't the incest.
>> Anonymous
>>518262
technically you wouldn't get prgenaut since you both have the same genes and DNA. something about rejecting.
>> Anonymous
I have a question, if you and your girlfriend switch genders would you let your girlfriend bone you?
>> Anonymous
>>518511

Actually I want to be fucked via strapon by her already. ¯\(º_o)/¯
>> Anonymous
No, but that has more to do with me being a big fat uggo than anything else...
>> Anonymous
Strap-ons are the solution to so many of life's problems.