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Disadvantages of being female Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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having large breasts
>> Anonymous
Chance of being raped, no matter what you do, where you are, or who you are.
>> Anonymous
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rape
>> Anonymous
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being thrusted into by dick, having your pussy pumped full of cum
>> Anonymous
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Being peed on
>> Anonymous
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privacy issues
>> Cock keeps lifting up your skirt... Anonymous
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No driving skill...
No access to the internet...
Really, I think this is a thread best suited for /b/.
>> Anonymous
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cooking and cleaning
>> Anonymous
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Being sodomized by the flag of the rising sun
>> Anonymous
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being heavily pregnant
>> Anonymous
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sitting down to pee
>> Ehhh..... !N2Rn3IpqO2
>>590310
Agreed.

>>590307
That's a disadvantage? I would imagine most healthy women rather enjoy that.
>> Anonymous
>>590319
Yeah, I know. But what if you were the woman? Would you enjoy having dick?
>> Anonymous
>>590313
What's that from?
>> Anonymous
>>590313
sauce?

Oh, and getting less money for work
>> Anonymous
weaker and smaller
>> Vaginas are weird Mr. Fappy Mcjackin
WHERE THE FUCK IS HER COCK? GTFO!
>> Anonymous
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Issues with other girls
>> Anonymous
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nobody believes youre a girl online unless you have a webcam/mic
>> Anonymous
>>590328
Source?
>> Ehhh..... !N2Rn3IpqO2
>>590320
Probably. It would depend on what the dick was attached to, or how drunk I happened to be.
>> Anonymous
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Hair gets in the way of giving a blow job... but cut your hair to short and guys won't let you get near them.
>> Anonymous
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having huge, heavy breasts
>> Anonymous
periods
>> Anonymous
>>590316

Actually, I think that bulge is supposed to be his cum...
>> Tikal
pssh to the guy who said no one belives your a girl, as long as were girls and we know vaginas are fucking hot, then doesn't matter too much~

Privacy Issuesm, being throwned upon for likeing the same sex... lots of things! Oh and big boobs = Sore back.
>> Anonymous
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cooking and cleaning
>> Anonymous
>>590358
no, she is pregnant. also because lactation
>> Anonymous
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More emotional, such as depression and anger
>> Anonymous
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You're more likely to end up in this situation
>> Anonymous
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No matter what woman you are, you'll probably be ruled 34'd in a matter of days, and most likely become futanari. In which case some sick bastard will alter you with genitals the equivalent of plasma cannons.
>> Anonymous
sexual harrassment
>> Anonymous
>>590313

What the fuck!?

I need this! Now!
>> Anonymous
upskirt
>> Anonymous
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Low wages.
>> Anonymous
To be honest if I happened to turn into a /d/ girl with large breasts i'd spend day after day hugging them and touching myself.
>> Anonymous
>>590432

sure it's all fun at the very beginning then you'll cry yourself to sleep knowing you can't do anything a normal person could.
>> Anonymous
>>590313

the fuck is this from? looks sweet.
>> Anonymous
>>590360
True, in RL you're not trusted to create a good family, but at least lesbians are more tolerated than gays.
>> Anonymous
>>590432
Same here. Quite honestly, if I somehow transformed into a hot, young female with a curvy body and huge breasts, I'd actually prefer it over my current life for a variety of reasons.

First of all, I'd have breasts and a vagina. I heard masturbating as a girl is so much more satisfying, and grabbing my huge tits in the proccess really turns me on.

Secondly, I'd be able to change in a locker room with other girls, watching them get undressed and such. Not only that, I'd get so much attention! I'd be able to wear feminine clothing as well.

Another reason, I'd like to have sex as a girl and experience having some dick thrusted into my pussy, and getting hot cum pumped into it.

>>590436
Yeah, being a girl has disadvantages. Being physically weaker, more likely to be raped, having back pain from my huge, heavy breasts, and so many more issues that a female has.
>> Anonymous
period....thats the only real disadvantage of being female rape maybe i'm turned on by the thought being raped
>> Anonymous
>>590352
uh... pigtail/braid?
>> Anonymous
>>590459
and pregnancy
>> Anonymous
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Lower work wages at some places
Periods
Having to sit down to pee
Being physicly weak
Being looked down on
Being pregnant/giving birth
Dangerous to walk alone at night
breasts an issue if jogging/playing sports
>> Anonymous
>>590474
this
>> Anonymous
having guys lifting your skirt up
>> Anonymous
WELL, that was depressing, girls. Now post some upsides of being female.
>> Anonymous
They are not taken seriously.
My girlfreind is really short and stuff but she works out constantly. She can beat the shit out of people three times her size (I've seen her do it, the chick had it comeing) but nobody THINKS so, thus she gets pissed off and ends up tearing them apart when they insult her.
>> Anonymous
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Shaving.
>> Anonymous
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Aside from the already oft mentioned biological issues, most of the problems that females have are socially derived. As a male, I'll admit to being quite curious as to what sex as a female would be like. Granted, the side effects of sex, such as pregnancy, would be something I'd rather hope to avoid, of course, but avoid it you can.

The social expectations would be a fair bit harder to avoid I'd think; they have pills, shots, and assorted prophylactics to help prevent sexual complications. I doubt they have a medication that makes people stop having certain expectations, especially if you happen to be of the beautiful variety of femme.
>> Anonymous
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pshh, I'm a girl and I walk around at night without fear. I live and work within screaming distance of the state police department. That alone is enough to deter most people... and for those stupid enough to attack me despite that... I'm pretty damn certain I could delay them long enough for even the fattest police officer to arrive. I may not be the strongest person in the world, but it doesn't take much strength to slap someone in the ears and burst their eardrums, poke someone's eyes out or knee someone in the balls.
>> Anonymous
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Laying eggs
>> Anonymous
>>590492

Well, frankly I doubt most women are at constant risk of sexual assault. Still, no place is ever really completely safe. Can't be too careful.
>> Anonymous
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>>590483

Less body hair
More enjoyable sex
Can more or less chose who you want to have sex with
Easy to get most peoples attention
Can wear just about anything
Longer average lifespan
Being gay/bi often considered 'hot' instead of gross
In the USA never a need to worry about the draft
In some cases can manipulate guys to get something wanted
>> Anonymous
I wouldn't have to pay over $35,000 for surgery to vaugely pass as female
>> Submissive Priestess
>>590332

I know. I've given up on having people believe me.

>>590456

I can't be certain it's More satisfying as a girl, but it's still very very enjoyable.

This whole thread is BS though, I wouldn't trade genders ever. I like being who I am.
>> Remi187
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uhh, you actually enjoy touching your body when masturbating, like just your butt, or rubbing along your shaved tight ass, instead of just jerking off with your dick and cleaning it up a minute later.

it could be fucking hot to get into bed naked by yourself and start doing whatever erotic shit you can think of, getting off to that, actually having a smooth shaved sexy body with curved, unlike hairy man legs... damn just writing this gives me a boner!

did i mention getting off to your own erotic moaning? :3

or getting fucked by many guys? like in the pic?
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some girls told me they keep wishing to get fucked by at least two guys, DP style and stuff..

sex life as a girl is awsome!
unless you're ugly, that'd be a bitch. :(
>> Anonymous
>>590531
>unless you're ugly, that'd be a bitch. :(
that's an important point. being an ugly (or just non-attractive) girl is way worse than being an ugly guy. believe me.
>> Anonymous
I wonder what sex would be like if I was a chick
if I could try it for a day thatd be sick
>> Remi187
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>>590543
I know.
For me it's hard to be around a girl with a less than decent face (less than ok) even if her body is super hot... the face does it all..
it doesn't matter how sweet she is, i just can't
and i hate myself (to some degree) for being like that.
>> Anonymous
Lol, I'd be all over guys. If I was a chic for a day, I'd take in so many sausages Paris Hilton would get jelous.
>> Anonymous
>>590543
pics!
>> Anonymous
being taken as male on the webz unless boobs are shown, having a mic dont helps you are either fucked up and taken as an young male or when having tough luck and having an pretty malish voice being just hold for gay (gawddamn you fucking xy)
>> Anonymous
>>590559
of what?
>> Anonymous!Fangirl !iX9wdiXS9k
>>590352

Huh? My boyfriend prefers I keep my hair just above my shoulders...
>> Anonymous
Disadvantage: You gain weight easier and can't lose it as easily. If you speak up and act dominant in any way, you're accused of being a femnazi.

If you can't cook, don't like wearing dresses, or are somewhat of a "tomboy", people treat you like you're sexless or a lesbian "in the bad way" (ie: a "mannish" woman who is trying to be male).

In sex, you're supposed to be the one attending to the guy's needs. The only reason you having an orgasm is important is so that he can feel good about how "talented" he is (is it any wonder that so many women fake orgasms?)

Oh, right, and having to force yourself to fake orgasms so that the hot guy you're fucking will keep fucking you because his ego is so big that he can't seem to understand any kind of sex that doesn't include you doing all the work and then him thrusting until he blows his load and falls asleep leaving you to clean up the mess and be sexually frustrated.

Oh, and did I mention the fact that you're NEVER hot enough compared to other women?
>> Anonymous
>>590662
>If you can't cook, don't like wearing dresses, or are somewhat of a "tomboy", people treat you like you're sexless or a lesbian "in the bad way" (ie: a "mannish" woman who is trying to be male).

Wait, what? When did this happen? Am I getting messages from the past?

I literally haven't seen this issue since I was 12.

>Oh, and did I mention the fact that you're NEVER hot enough compared to other women?

It's not so much that other women are "hotter," but that other women are hot in different ways.
>> Anonymous
Stereotypes are pro, I hear.
>> Anonymous
>>590662
Disadvantage: You gain weight easier and can't lose it as easily.
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>>590670
Just because *you* haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

After all, I only need to be on a site like this where people can, through the anonymity of the internet, say what they really feel about women and about sex, and suddenly, it all comes out of the woodwork.

So many guys want two hot girls to fuck at the same time, but they're also homophobic if the "lesbian" won't be "turned" by his dick (a very prevalent heterosexual male fantasy). Besides, most guys would look at the above picture of a woman who is overweight and either assume that she can't get sex except with desperate men, or she's lesbian "in the bad way" (ie: she doesn't have the porno girl look so she obviously doesn't want to fuck men).
>> Anonymous
>Oh, and did I mention the fact that you're NEVER hot enough compared to other women?
>>It's not so much that other women are "hotter," but that other women are hot in different ways.
I'd like to see you try that with a real significant other and make a clean break.
>> Anonymous
Best part about being a girl is that I can actually be involved in girl-on-girl action.

And fuck all your bullshit, you guys are just jealous because we have tits.
>> Anonymous
The disadvantage of being female is you're naturally more stupid then men and create more drama in life because women thrive off of it.
>> Anonymous
>>590711
(:
>> Anonymous
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>>590719
>>590711
same dude pretending to be a chick
>> Anonymous
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GIRLS? ON THE INTERNET?
>> Anonymous
>>590708
>I'd like to see you try that with a real significant other and make a clean break.

You assume I'm speaking from an insider perspective.

I assure you that when/if I were to ever have a significant other, I'd have such strong feelings for her that the "hotness" of other women would be like spotting something that's mildly interesting solely because it's different.
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Shouldn't you guys be having this discussion on some other board, dunno like NOT /d/ maybe?
>> Anonymous
Yeah because guys are the only ones who get off on chicks getting fucked my tentacl----er, wait, that makes me sound even more like a guy. Well I'm a gay chick, so close enough?
>> Anonymous
>>590728

I, for one, am an arthropod.
>> Anonymous
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i1zEdxO_w40

Women are so emo. Just watch this video of a cool collected guy and agree with total confidence!
>> Llyander
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I wish I had a dick... fuck that "it's complicated but wonderful" shit, I want to cum and feel good in a few minutes and then get on with my life. I could aim where I piss too... not have cramps/blood every month... not get pregnant... and so on. The only, ONLY advantage I see is that since I don't look like a pug dog, I have my choice of the losers in the area. That's about it.

(I wish I could piss on a girl too, but that's probably never going to happen. Pretty hush-hush about the whole GLBT thing around here.)
>> Anonymous
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The only thing i hate about being a girl is sometimes when i sneeze pee comes out accidentally and its really uncomfortable.
>> Anonymous
>>590670
>It's not so much that other women are "hotter," but that other women are hot in different ways.
I thought she meant that women compulsively compare themselves to other women to find faults in themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>590726
Lol I'm a hopeless virgin like most guys here but even I know that you'll be on the couch if you ever try that line on your hypothetical SO.
>> Anonymous
>>590358
wait, is cum coming out of every orifice then?
>> Anonymous
This thread is lame and lacks content.
>> Anonymous
>>590757
Um... excuse me but some of us were already married (happily) with children...
>> Anonymous
>>590757

I'm glad I'm in an open relationship and I don't have to worry about trivial crap like that. My girlfriend is bi and I let her sleep with other girls or guys if she wants to (though she prefers girls) and I'm allowed to see other girls as well. It's tough for a lot of people to pull that off but honestly it's made the relationship 10x stronger. It builds a ton of trust and respect too.
>> Anonymous
>>590741
Amen.

Oh yeah, it's *so* great getting your pick of the obese, WoW-addicted, know-it-all, clueless, self-centered, immature, smelly, loser males.

I like anime so I'm obviously going to be with some ugly freak who spends no time on his hygiene and all of his time downloading porn to show me what he wants *me* to act out for him?

The majority of males around my age are losers because they seem to think that because women seem to know what they're doing that they should have to do EVERYTHING, include be the hot porn chick of his dreams while he does nothing in return.

I hate having big tits. It makes EVERY male think that I'm A) A horny slut who will do anyone and B) Willing to fuck them.

I have standards, you know, and that includes reciprocity, basic cleanliness, and the ability to want to learn and participate in sex.

But you want to lay back and have me do five million porn things to you and then go back to your internet?
Fuck that. Fuck that with a rake.
>> Anonymous
>>590294
So was I the only one that noticed half her right leg is missing?
>> Anonymous
ITT we confuse /d/ for myspace.
>> Anonymous
>>590773
No, we all just assumed it was meant to be that way.
>> Anonymous
>>590771

Bitter much?

Seriously though, that sucks that you can't find any decent guys in your area. I'm a guy and honestly I wouldn't be able to stand just sitting back and letting my girlfriend do everyting. It sounds terribly boring. I like to do different things and try lots of fun positions, and I like to make sure she enjoys it as well.
>> Anonymous
>>590774

ITT you suck nigger dicks behind JC Penny's
>> Anonymous
>>590771
I have a thing for having women with big tits sit on my face.

asl?
>> Anonymous
>>590741

>>I wish I could piss on a girl too

You don't need a dick to do that. So what's stopping you? Go find some chick that wants to be pissed on and have yourself a good time.
>> Anonymous
>>590784

Why would you say this? You realize that guys randomly blurting out crap like that on the net just because they even begin to suspect that there might be a girl in their midst is probably one of the many things that's made her so bitter towards guys.

And on a side note, what would breast size have to do with anything if a girl is sitting on your face? You wouldn't be able to see anything. I suppose you could reach up and grab them but it's usually difficult depending on the position. Oh well.
>> Llyander
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>>590787

No girl will let me do it unless I'm suddenly a guy. I know three people who are into it as much as I am- two are guys, one is a girl. The girl's very vanilla even though she's bi. But she let her former b/f do it. So forget her. Seriously.

Mostly... I'd rather be "one of the guys" than "the girl"... but... whatever. Anything with tits will always be "the girl", even if her male friends tend to be more effeminate than she is.
>> Anonymous
This thread makes me glad I'm a lesbian.
>> Anonymous
>>590791
Well, the tits thing was partially to be ironic/facetious in the face of what she just said.

I knew that I wouldn't get a legitimate response, because I didn't really ask a legitimate question.

Seconding>>590781though.
>> Anonymous
>>590794
aww. I'd let you piss on me, but I'm a boy, so it probably wouldn't do anything for you.
>> Anonymous
>>590794

Well I dunno what to tell you. That really sucks though. I treat all of my female friends as "just one of the guys" and a couple of them have some pretty huge tits. I dunno maybe you're hanging out with the wrong crowd.

And as for the pissing thing, I'm sure there are any number of girls out there that would PREFER to be pissed on by a girl. It just seems that there are none that you know of at this time, and so you feel discouraged.
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Main disadvantage: Men are fucking shallow and looks are all that matter.

If your an ugly guy then you can work really hard, become rich/famous/powerful, and use that to attract womens. If your an ugly women you can work you ass off, but you're just(not) screwed.
>> Anonymous
>>590810
That's not true, you're just relegated to getting one of the leech guys that are the male equivalent of the female archetype.
>> Anonymous
>>590781

Many guys *say* that they like to be active, but for many of them, "active" is grabbing my big tits and mashing them around a bit and pulling on the nipples like they're FM radio dials (which doesn't feel good; it HURTS).

And then they sit back and want me to do my thing on their dicks.

It's BORING. I have to fantasize about other things while I'm moaning and pretending to enjoy it so that THEIR penis can get to orgasm. Whoo.

The only part that I really enjoy is the feeling of semen pouring into me. That's often enough to send me to orgasm. And even then, it's like immediately afterwards, it's all leaking out and he's pushing me off and telling me to go clean it up.

I have a slight impregnation fetish, so I like the idea of being possibly impregnated (even though I've never gotten pregnant), because it's kind of scary and like I have no control. Sometimes I like not having control, but that's probably just due to the fact that most guys complain that I'm not reciprocating if I start enjoying being orally pleasured, or that I only get a "time limit" before he wants me to start stroking him, move to oral sex and then finish with a titfuck and cum all over my neck and breasts. It's SO boring, seriously. As though my clit's in my tits or something. At least THEN I'd get some pleasure since everyone wants to grab the boobies, but my cunt? Not so much. Even though it's clean, smells good, and is tastefully trimmed, guys seem to think that the only thing a cunt is good for is sticking a dick in.
I've had lots of sex. I've enjoyed most of it because I have a VERY good imagination and can multitask. Sex, to me, is a workout, and it's about as sexy as a work out, since I'm practically the producer, director, and actor of the sex. Because most guys learn to be passive by looking at porn, and they think that tits=DIY, while I somehow "owe" them unimaginable pleasure, just like in those jpegs.
>> Anonymous
>>590810

>>Main disadvantage: Men are fucking shallow and looks are all that matter.

Hold on there. Modern women are notoriously shallow and superficial these days. I've seen just as many shallow women if not more than I have men. The problem with men seems to be a lack of common sense and self control.

>>If your an ugly guy then you can work really hard, become rich/famous/powerful, and use that to attract womens. If your an ugly women you can work you ass off, but you're just(not) screwed.

There are plenty of "ugly" women in powerful places these days. I think a lot of your arguments rely on stereotypes a bit too much.
>> Anonymous
>>590816
Be the change you want to see. Stop doing it all and tell them you want them to control you (?). The only ones that you'll lose are the ones doing what you hate.
>> Anonymous
>>590771
no one gives a shit about your bitchy, whiny problems.

this is why women get a bad rep, exactly the shit your blurting out.
>> Anonymous
>>590816
I'm starting to think I know you, but the girl I'm thinking of doesn't think her boobs are big, even though they are.
>> Anonymous
>>590816
you act like your very small pool of men you've fucked is somehow the majority, or infact, ALL men.

you talk exactly like a women does, bitch, illogical, and.. completly insane.

I for one wouldn't want to be around someone who bitchs so damn much, its annoying.

and I like eatin pussy just fine thanks.. you just have shitty fucks.
>> Anonymous
Goddammit /d/! I want these motherfuckin bitches off my motherfuckin /d/! I come here to escape real women, not listen to there bitching!
>> Anonymous
>>590829
>there
>> Anonymous
>>590816

I'm really sorry to hear that. It just sounds to me like you've just had terrible luck with guys. When I say I'm active I mean it though. We switch positions about every five to ten minutes, and I make sure I stimulate the clit. I mean that would seem like something that's common sense. I'm surprised to hear that you've met guys that seem to virtually ignore it. Giving oral to a girl is also something that I absolutely love.

Maybe I'm the weird one and I try too hard to please my girlfriend or something, but I'm always trying to find new ways to make her cum more and cum harder. Really what I'd like to do (her as well) is get a little bit more in shape so I can lift her up and pin her to the wall. I did it once but I couldn't hold her up for too long before my arms got tired.

In any case the bottom line is I try to make sure my girlfriend is just as satisfied as I am by the time we're done. I would feel pretty crappy if I didn't.
>> Anonymous
>>590830
ooooo i didn't spell check! amidoinitright now?
>> Anonymous
>>590822

Of *course* I can do it here! I'm fucking ANONYMOUS! Just like you can go on about how you want to ram a girl in her ear, or pour cum down her throat until she explodes or other misogynistic, self-centered bullshit that you believe in your heart of hearts but would never tell anyone else.

*That* is why I'm saying this here. Who cares if I "ruin the reputation of women everywhere"? It's not like that will change the amount of men who want pussy, and who like women who know how to use it.

>>590821
Most of the "loser guys" are just as bad as the "hot guys" only they pretend to "care" at first. I would honestly prefer stuff or money or something in exchange for what I do, for how much it satisfies me. I mean, stuff or money wouldn't really be any kind of psychological gratification, but it would be somewhat logical to me. I act like a porn star to get them off, and they give me stuff, and we both have things that we want without the bullshit.

But that's not usually happening, since most of them seem to think that their "personality" and their "problems" and "being able to tell you everything" (ie: whining) is good enough reciprocation. I don't want some guy complaining at me all the time, or drowning me with his shitty personality and his lame jokes.

He wants sex. Not me. Not me as a person. So why can't he fucking be honest about it for once? Why the pussyfooting around with "love"?

I'm guessing it's because that way he can get free sex and not have to do anything in return. Because as long as he says the "L" word, I'm supposed to take it as the ultimate reciprocation?

What is this, the 1900's?

The problem isn't that there are no good guys out there. The problem is that most guys *try* to be "good" on the outside so that they can get sex. And that's fucking dishonest.
>> Anonymous
>>590835
nope.
>> Anonymous
>>590831
the odd thing about her rant is she said guys did try to please her sometimes, but she made some bitchy excuse that is was due to "male ego"...

sorry when im trying to make a girl cum, Im not thinking about my ego, or what frued would think, or about the million other irational things that women's minds fart out constantly.
>> Anonymous
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>>590816

And what if it's a guy that's never had sex with a woman before and is really apprehensive about even doing it to begin with?


Oh, and since the topic has turned into a stream of complaints, I think my pic fits well enough as a symbolic representation of one of the supposed disadvantages of being a woman.
>> Llyander
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>>590804
One of them has "a thing" for me, the other doesn't give a shit and will wrestle with me, but still treats me differently. I'm not a butch woman by any means but I'd like to make some vulgar jokes like anyone else and not get strange looks and half-hearted laughs.

>>590798
That's a sweet offer, and it'd be awesome, but something tells me we'd end up being on opposite ends of the country. Maybe world.
>> Anonymous
>>590836
I think I love you, and you've never touched my penis.

You sound like you need someone to hold you without rubbing his cock against you.

You're just the kind of broken and therefore cold/calculating girl that gets the metaphorical dick in my brain off.

I guess that disqualifies me from any race for your affections.

Good day, ma'am.
>> Anonymous
>>590836
man, your a complete bitch.

truly.. just to the core.

im sorry your the most bitter bitch to ever grace bitchattiude.. well maybe.

you try to act like your not generlazing or sterotyping, yet you turn around and do just that.

alot of guys ARE in it for love, and alot of them don't know what they want.

you act like males are just empty body's filled with hormones, and thats where your wrong.

infact.. it seems like your just a bitch, and thats why you can't get a decent guy.
>> Anonymous
>>590836

I'm sure there's at least one dishonest woman out there for every dishonest guy. Honestly, I think you're letting your bitterness effect your logic. It seems like you've had some really bad experiences in the past and I'm really sorry about that, but you seem to be letting that allow you to blindly jump to conclusions about a lot of things that honestly I don't think you have any idea about.
>> Anonymous
>>590847
thats what alot of women do, let emotions erase logic.. willingly.
>> Anonymous
>>590844
Probably. It's 12:23 AM here in North America.
>> Anonymous
>>590844

Shit all of the girls I hang out with are just as vulgar as the guys. My girlfriend is probably the worst, although I think she got some of it from me. You should hang out with us. We'll all go to a bar and get some drinks, maybe find you a girl to piss on.
>> Anonymous
So, what we've discovered is that being female sucks, yes?

Well, hopefully with TECHNOLOGIES all this gender lock crap will be changed.

oh, and living forever.

Yeah, that would be epic.
>> Llyander
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>>590849
Funny... same here.

>>590836
Bitter Anon is bitter. I share some of your sentiments, but slapping that label on all males is a bit much.
>> Anonymous
>>590853
I can just imagine the conversation.

"That girl over there...she's not exactly hetero, if you know what I mean."

"Really?"

"Yeah. And don't tell her I told you, but she's into you."

"Yeah?"

"Uh-huh. And..."

"And...?"

"She wants to piss on you."
>> Anonymous
>>590856

Living forever would probably be bad in the long run. But that's another thread.

>>590859

*R-Kelly's 'Piss On You' begins to play in the background*
>> Anonymous
>>590836

Whoa, okay, hold on there.

I don't know what guys you've been with, but a few things. I'm a virgin. Further, I'm a romantic at heart, and a GUY.

I've given up on the idea of ever having a relationship over time. But you know what kind of relationship I'd want? One of love. Sex is the LAST thing I want. At most, I'd want to see and feel the female form (hands only), but other than that I don't want to go any further. Nor do I want a girl to do anything in return.

So what do I want if not sex? Someone I can trust. Someone I can confide in. Someone I can open up to for once without needing to worry she doesn't give a damn about me or how I feel.

This can't be any random girl. I have to feel like I love her for who she is, not what she can offer me, before I can REALLY open up.

Oh, and last time I opened up to a girl anywhere near to that extent, she bailed.

The guys you had sex with may have been pigs, and may have wanted you as a sex toy. I'm not that type of man, and I'm sure there are others like me out there.
>> Anonymous
>>590869
I thought of that song when I wrote the last line.

>>590857
Odd. I'll narrow it down further then: I'm in northern Ohio. Something about the idea of being pissed on by a stranger stimulates both my altruism and my perversion.

I think it's something in the water.
>> Anonymous
>>590820
The thing is being a successful guy gives you a bonus over the other guys. If you're in a large group and want to get someone's attention, get beyond just the superficial and into "maybe I want to get to know you" grounds your accomplishments help. This isn't the same for women.
>> Llyander
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>>590859
"..."

"So... uh... wanna go? If you know what I mean..."

"... Get the hell away from me."

Appreciate the original offer, though. Thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>590831
Sorry, but that comment made me giggle a little (not bitterly, I assure you). I started thinking that you must have an egg timer by the bed and when it dings you change position or something. Er...sounded funnier in my head.

I'm glad that you please your gf. Hopefully she pleases you too. I find that often, either the sex drives or the sex practices of partners tend to vary in opposite ways.

It's really frustrating to be a perpetually sex-lusting girl and be with those who only want to be satisfied when *they* are in the mood, and those who are horny but want to only do specific things with no reciprocation (ie: oral on them/titfuck).

I'm not even *starting* to be bitter. That would hurt their pwecious male feelings. So what if I can bitch online on 4chan. It's better than telling them and being the "bitch"
that you all think I am.

Of course, when you tell me to go out there and get someone else, it's pretty much as useful as me telling those of you who WANT girlfriends or fuckbuddies to go out there and do it.

It's a bit of opportunity lacking, and a bit of the fact that most of the guys I meet who start out seeming different than others end up falling into the same behavior patterns over and over again. I dress up, I do tons of things to please him AND myself. I even do the "domestic" thing and have a job so I'm not leeching off of him in any way. And yet, it's still like it's "expected", like they've watched too much anime and think that all girls come with these skills and behaviors. There are not very many people who would really appreciate or give me the devotion and reciprocation that I feel I should be getting. In the meantime, I still want sex.
>> Anonymous
>>590872
I'm the other guy she responded to, and that sounds about like me. I knew /d/ was full of people like me.
>> Anonymous
>>590872

Yes there are guys like that out there. However a lot of people can't seem to grasp the fact that a guy can really enjoy sex and really truly love a girl at the same time.
>> Anonymous
>>590872
why the fuck are you on /d/?! haha!
>> Anonymous
>>590827

I'm not saying "all" men, I'm saying "all men I've encountered who I've fucked and many of those who it didn't even get that far with".

And before you go on with the "male whining" of "but I'm different! I can bake and shake and fly through the sky and shoot laser beams through my eyes and give women spontaneous orgasms", I've heard it all before. Males like to bitch about the "hopelessness" of the opposite sex all the time.

I *have* been trained very well, though. Porn has taught me quite a lot, and many of my insensitive boyfriends have led me to have quite the mad skills in the sack. Now...the only thing I need is to find someone who is similarly skilled and who I find interesting, attractive, etc.

And the simple truth is, this person doesn't exist.
>> Llyander
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>>590873
Southeastern PA (not Philadelphia). I know what you mean... though I doubt our water's tainted with anything other than flouride and possibly some iron. Though that's more out towards Lincoln's Caverns and central PA.

I can imagine it, the sounds and smells... damn. That's some nice imagery there.
>> Anonymous
>>590877
You can't combine >It's better than telling them and being the "bitch" that you all think I am.

with >end up falling into the same behavior patterns over and over again.

It's doing the same thing and expecting a different result. Insanity.
>> Anonymous
>>590883
Then you're going to have to settle for something less. Start with a lesser model and build him up!

Either get an asshole who's good in bed and turn him into a non-asshole (which I personally think is a joke, but have to present as an option for the sake of completeness) or get a caring guy who's bad in bed and teach him what to do. (Really, shouldn't you do that to an extent anyway? If you think telling someone else what feels good is being a bitch, it's partially your fault, at least)
>> Anonymous
>>590882

I have fetishes I'm cool with seeing in drawn form.

Acting them out or seeing real people involved?

No.

>>590883
I'm not the kind of guy that goes crazy trying to impress the ladies and learning skills they'd theoretically like me to have, if that's what you're implying by the whole "I'm different" thing. To me, it's about being yourself. Otherwise you're bullshitting the other person on who you are.

You lost me on the "hopelessness" part. What are you referring to?
>> Anonymous
>>590883

>>And the simple truth is, this person doesn't exist.

This is where you validate that "'hopelessness' of the opposite sex" stereotype you mentioned.
>> Anonymous
>>590885
damn! I'm actually in western PA a lot, but not eastern.

If I'm ever planning to be in the area, I'll start a pissing thread here indicating as much. Hopefully you'll have found someone else you can piss on regularly by then, but if not...

...sometimes how weird I am suddenly strikes me.

But my offer stands.
>> Anonymous
>>590872

You know my favorite part? Where they bitch and complain and talk about how they can tell me anything and go on and on and on about their insecurities...and then the second I talk about myself (seriously) they turn right off. Like me telling them about how I'm self conscious about my stomach or something is just the stupidest thing ever, but them bitching on and on about their self-conscious fears is somehow above that?

If you're going to reciprocate, reciprocate.

You tell me shit, and I don't have to go and bitch about you behind your back on 4chan because your pwecious feelings get hurt whenever I say something critical or problematic. SOMETIMES I *can't* be perfect, but you're so busy pedestaling me that you can't even understand that. Who knew?

And, I'm sorry, but sex is a *requirement* if I'm going to be in a close relationship with someone. I need sex. I'm horny all the time; and I'm practically insatiable. I would actually probably want to have sex at least 2 times a day, 7 days a week if I could. But I can't, so there's /d/ and a very nice German Vibrator to help me out.

I don't want to be held and whispered sweet nothings. I've had enough of that, and it doesn't mean shit. The only thing that I find is honest is raw fucking, and most of that is *me* doing the raw fucking. Which really shows how far that the words of "romance" and "love" go. He's lying there like he's some king in a chair and I'm there to please him, and that's the extent of it. That's the truth of how he feels about me.

Oh well, at least there are exercise benefits.
>> Anonymous
>>590903[another guy here]
*scratches your stomach lightly* Now you mostly sound like you're yelling at some guy who isn't here.

I don't need it as often as you, but I'd gladly jam the vibrator into you. I'm sure there are others who would do the same.
>> Llyander
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>>590896
That would be lovely. I mean it. But I'll warn you now that I'll technically be JB until the end of November.
>> Anonymous
>>590903

Yeah, you're bitter and you have some issues to work out. There's a lot of logical fallacies in your statements as well. Maybe you should dig into your childhood and try to see what it is that attracts these kinds of guys to you or what attracts you to them. It could be just as much your fault as it is theirs.
>> Anonymous
>>590894

Is hopelessness sexy?

Maybe I *do* need to be beaten and raped and turned into a slave or something. Forced into my "place".

I'm sure that most guys here who are pissed off at my tyrades are thinking of defacing me, ripping me apart, and defiling me in horrible ways.

Because I'm calling them on some of the shit that ALL of us do (male and female), but you take personal offense. It's so fun that we don't know each other and yet I'm still able to make you want to kill me and fuck my disemboweled corpse because I write in a male-critical way.

And it further explains to me that the reason why most of the men I've ever encountered to fuck were losers and lazy fucks is because most men are (hell, most people are at heart), and I just need someone else who can make me feel that I'm not the only active person out there...and that sometimes, *I* am owed reciprocation, pleasure, and Truth.
>> Anonymous
>>590912

This whole statement was creepy and awkward.

>>*scratches your stomach lightly*

That was probably the creepiest part of all. Go back to roleplaying in your furry IRC channels
>> Anonymous
>>590913
hmm. By "jailbait" do you mean you're 17, or 15? The age of consent is 16 in PA, even though there are "corruption of a minor" charges for 18-and-unders. They're mostly only used against teachers, though.

I'm 22 (as of a week ago!), so I'm beyond the 4-year range.

On an unrelated note, I'm surprised no one has complained about this string of posts. Maybe because the thread is over 100 posts.
>> Anonymous
>>590918
But being creepy on the internet is my fetish, not being a furry. ;[
>> Anonymous
>>590916

Yes, some guys do feed off of women that seem hopeless.

>>you want to kill me and fuck my disemboweled corpse

Uhh something else I've started to notice is you tend to exaggerate a bit.

And you know what, it's lame and corny but I feel that it's true, so I'm going to say it. Eventually you're bound to find somebody that meets most if not all of your criteria.
>> Anonymous
>>590916
Lady, some of the people here would want to kill, fuck, and eat you (not necessarily in that order) even if you'd said nothing.

I sympathize with the last part of your post though. Good luck to you.
>> Anonymous
>>590922

Oh sorry, most furries tend to fall into the "creepy" pool
>> Anonymous
>>590914

The only way it "wouldn't be my fault" is if I just sat around and let guys come to me. Which has failed. So in order not to die a virgin and horny as hell, I became active.

And who cares about logical fallacies when it comes to how I feel about my life and sexual exploits?

It's not like I'm bitching about YOU, so you can lower those hackles.

Besides, most porn is about defacing, and humiliating women. I often pretend I'm the guy in these situations, because it's active, and powerful. The woman's just something to be cummed on, unless she's a dominant dickgirl.

So I suppose that's what I am at heart. A dominant dickgirl without a penis.

>>590912

Uh oh, try to be nice to me, and the rest of the men in this thread will take your head, because I have been deemed the Bitch of /d/, harbinger of doom and failed relationships.

Ah and I don't like internal vibrators. Only clitoral ones, because I'm very sensitive. There is no "jamming" involved. So many guys seem not to understand that.
>> Anonymous
>>590928
Oh, I know. I prefer giving that slightly uneasy feeling to sheer shock value.

And even if I didn't, I couldn't pretend to be a furry. It would violate my internal honor code.
>> Anonymous
>>590903
STOP SAYING RECIPROCATE!
I've heard that word like once before tonight.

You are one living contradiction: Saying you think love/affection isn't worth shit and then getting mad when all they want is sex. You clearly want to be loved or else there'd be no point in what you stated earlier about doing all kinds of shit for your man. There'd be no point in doing anything for him if all you wanted was to fuck! You're a chick, you can get sex absolutely anywhere!
>> Llyander
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>>590921
Seventeen. My understanding is that up until about 18, girls are considered JB, and since I sound like one, it'd be apt... I could just be on /b/ too much though. Age of consent is a pretty b.s. thing with the whole "corruption of minors" charge, even if it's applicable mostly to educators. What if my teacher's sexy and needs something else from me other that dutiful, unquestioning obediance ? I'm not going to complain.

You're probably right, since this is basically a BAWWWWWW/huge blocks of text thread. We're rather insignificant in the whole mess.

To everyone else: if you're going to wank, post some goddamn pics like OP said. I don't care if they're fucking related anymore, I want new material.
>> Anonymous
>>590925
Not if she keeps choosing the guys that piss her off.
>> Anonymous
>>590937
They don't understand it because you don't tell them. (I inferred it based on the stuff you'd written earlier in the post about "raw fucking")
>> Anonymous
>>590937

>>The woman's just something to be cummed on

So you're agreeing with all of those guys you seem to hate now? I think you do have some issues.
>> Anonymous
>>590939

Reciprocate reciprocate reciprocate.

Are you cumming yet from the frustration?

And no, you can't get sex from absolutely everywhere just by being female. Too many men want something up front, like the guise of a relationship, and too many more are infected with something, cheating on their partners, or otherwise unsafe to take home or to a hotel alone.

And on top of that, "getting sex from anywhere" is what I want to avoid. That's like fast food sex. It's hardly filling, not very good for you, and not exactly something that you spend a lot of time on.
>> Anonymous
>>590903
>Like me telling them about how I'm self conscious about my stomach or something is just the stupidest thing ever

Honestly, I'd want to know something deeper (unless, of course, it's truly something that means a lot to her). It's a stomach; it's part of a physical body that will age, die and decompose. It's not who she is at the core.

>You tell me shit, and I don't have to go and bitch about you behind your back on 4chan because your pwecious feelings get hurt whenever I say something critical or problematic

Last time I opened up to a girl, I explicitly asked her to be open on stuff like that. She wasn't.

>And, I'm sorry, but sex is a *requirement* if I'm going to be in a close relationship with someone. I need sex. I'm horny all the time; and I'm practically insatiable.

See, here's one area I'm a bit different. I'm apprehensive about the mere idea, but I'm willing to try it... if it's the right person (and clearly if I'm dating them and it's serious, it's the right person). And I'm too conscientious to think solely about my wants on something like that. I'm always trying to make sure I'm not overstepping a person's boundaries and similar things in every other area, it'd transfer to that.

>I don't want to be held and whispered sweet nothings. I've had enough of that, and it doesn't mean shit. The only thing that I find is honest is raw fucking, and most of that is *me* doing the raw fucking. Which really shows how far that the words of "romance" and "love" go. He's lying there like he's some king in a chair and I'm there to please him, and that's the extent of it. That's the truth of how he feels about me.

There's not much I can say about this one. If it doesn't feel true to you, that's just how it is I guess.

>Maybe I *do* need to be beaten and raped and turned into a slave or something. Forced into my "place".

...No. It's not a good situation for anyone with a soul (not necessarily the religious or spiritual sense).
>> Anonymous
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>>590942
It started to derail when people had to describe why their post was a disadvantage. Here's something, though it's dicks doing the pissing.

By the way, do you always namefag it up? No offense meant, I only ask because I don't remember seeing the name here and I'm usually on other boards.
>> Anonymous
>>590942
November, eh? If it works out, you're going to be that anon's best xmas present EVER.
>> Anonymous
>>590962

>>Too many women want something up front, like the guise of a relationship, and too many more are infected with something, cheating on their partners, or otherwise unsafe to take home or to a hotel alone.

lol semantics

>>Reciprocate reciprocate reciprocate.

I'm not cumming but I want you to do math problems with me now.
>> Anonymous
>>590967

Whoops, I screwed up how I meant that last sentence. To anyone out there, if that's a fetish of yours (being in that position), I guess more power to you. I'm talking about where it's being done to someone who doesn't want in on it whatsoever.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>590950
And if I tell them what I want, they act like it's a big deal, like I'm totally putting them out, or maybe even give me the "I'm not feeling so well, so just do me" excuse.

You'd think that men would do whatever they could for a woman who does almost everything and anything (and is capable sexually), and yet, they use the opportunity to act like inactive blobs.

Maybe I just need a dick, and then I can find a woman out there to treat the way that I've been treated. Because I want to be pleasured fully and completely like they're actually into it and want it. Hell yeah, that's what I want. But I say it in plain English and most guys think that since I'm doing stuff to them, they don't need to do stuff to me to make me do it or something.

It would be so much easier if we could clone an opposite sex self and just fuck that.
>> Anonymous
>>590978
If you wanted an objective, atheist-friendly term for your last line, you could swap "self-respect" in place of "soul". I assumed your clarification went without saying.
>> Anonymous
>>590981

What type of relationship did you have with your father while growing up? And were you raped/sexually abused as a child?
>> Anonymous
>>590982

I didn't think of "self-respect" at the time, and honestly, it doesn't capture the whole of what I meant since what I meant goes deeper than that.
>> Llyander
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>>590968
A futa is more than fine too. I do use this name, though I'm not online as much any more... AP Gov and AE Hns. English are going to be the death of me this year... but I hang out on /cm/ if I feel like being an asshole.

I'll have to end here, since I have to get up in a few hours to see my brother, who's been in drug rehab/jail since the middle of June. Maybe we'll meet each other again through /d/ and work something out.

>>590971
Well, I do aim to please.
>> Anonymous
>>590987
Then "self-respecting, sentient"? Is there some other facet I'm missing?

>>590981
>It would be so much easier if we could clone an opposite sex self and just fuck that.

I was an autosexual for a long time. It's just a phase.
>> Anonymous
>>590990
>Maybe we'll meet each other again through /d/ and work something out.

My semi-naive optimistic aspect assures me it will be so! Good night.
>> Anonymous
>>590978

What if they don't want it but want it anyway, like most girls in porn?

After all, that's what most people teach themselves about other people.

I've met some very nice guys, I do admit. But add sex, and it's a fucking disaster. Then they're whiny and dependent, and they act worse than the bitchiest bitch from planet Bitchazoid.

And then eventually, after they "try" reciprocation once or twice (for about ten seconds), they go back to the "stick it in and fuck" mentality, because that's what the majority of porn fantasies during masturbation is. You don't get off licking a woman's wet spot, you get off by rubbing your cock, and so you're going to be most aroused by DOING things with your cock. It makes logical sense to me. That's why giving head to a guy or fingering his butthole, or licking and nibbling him or titfucking him does NOTHING to me. It gives me a weird sense of accomplishment when he cums, but that's about it.

So it's obvious why so many guys can't pull their dicks out of the lime light. It feels good. But guess what? It's not like my body is a clit and whatever I am doing is some kind of amazing turn-on and sexual pleasure for me. It was fun at first, when I thought I'd get a turn. But I realize that in kindergarten, when they teach you to share, apparently it doesn't extend to sex.
>> Anonymous
>>590991

"Self-respect" just seems like a mental quality, and I mean something that runs deeper to the core of who the person is.
>> Anonymous
>>590981

Best advice I can give you: Start saving your money, and brace yourself for many many years of therapy. You obviously have some sort of self-destructive thing going on when it comes to relationships, and just about everything you say is a contradiction. You're mostly just confusing everybody now. Just now that somewhere out there is a guy that's "perfect" for you, wants to participate in sex just as much as you do, and would do absolutely anything for you, and would probably take a bullet for you if the situation came up. Just stop being so hopeless and be realistic.
>> Ande
It's like this; men have there problems, and women have their problems. In a way they are similar, but in others, they're different. Either way, male or female, you're essentially fucked when it all boils down to it.

You can't have pros without any cons to go with it; that's something I can more than tell people right now. Men aren't the problem, and women aren't the problem; people are the problem.
>> Anonymous
>>590998
When you say "a person" in the phrase "what a person is", do you mean some inalienable dignity inherent in all humans, something innate in certain "enlightened" people only, or some other thing?

Just trying to see what you're getting at. Sorry for going so far off topic, but the other person I was talking to apparently left ;[
>> Anonymous
>>590985

My dad is pretty cool. He's strong, nice, and kind, and knows how to fix things. We did lots of stuff together, like sports (I even got on a basketball and baseball team, despite being short and boob-endowed by way too much), and that was pretty much it.

No, he never sexually abused me, but my mom CONSTANTLY tried to accuse him of it. It was ridiculous. Hugging your kids and playing "Puff the Magic Dragon" on the guitar before they go to bed doesn't make you a pedo.

I was never raped or sexually abused while I was a child.

I *was* forced into giving oral sex to an ex-bf once I was out of high school, but I was technically 18 at the time, so that rape doesn't count. After all, he *could* have been joking when he said he'd strangle me (while holding my neck in a no-nonsense way) if I didn't do it. *rolls eyes*

Rape fetishists, fap away!

But really, that's only ONE bad experience, and it's not something that I use to rule my life. I don't assume that men are scumbags because of what one male did to me. That would be stupid. But I do let their actions speak for themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>591000
[Just now that somewhere out there is a guy that's "perfect" for you, wants to participate in sex just as much as you do, and would do absolutely anything for you, and would probably take a bullet for you if the situation came up. Just stop being so hopeless and be realistic.]

Like *THAT* is realistic.
Yeah, realistic, realistic like three boobed dickgirls and goo-girl sex.
>> Anonymous
>>590995

>>because that's what the majority of porn fantasies during masturbation is. You don't get off licking a woman's wet spot, you get off by rubbing your cock, and so you're going to be most aroused by DOING things with your cock.

This segment right here is completely wrong. First of all, it's not porn that tells guys to just "stick it in and fuck", it's basically nature. Sex is for reproducing. Neither partner needs to have any fun in order to make a baby. Although the porn I watch isn't that bland. Just like in real life, I enjoy variety in my porn.

Secondly, I for one absolutely love eating pussy and giving girls rimjobs, and because of that I've gotten quite good at those things, which is in turn beneficial for the girl I'm with. It's a huge turn on for me. It's the same for a lot of other guys too.

And third, it's not all about the cock. You're generalizing again. It's a lot more complicated than that, just like with a lot of girls it's a lot more complicated than "just the clit" or "just the g-spot".
>> Anonymous
>>590995

If the guy's new to it, you'd have to suffer through some time of the guy getting in a comfort zone. That's how I think I'd be if I ended up in that situation, anyway. Basic sex itself would be so new to me that I'd be pretty uncomfortable (new situation). It'd take longer still to feel comfortable enough to go the next step; that includes fetishes, no matter whose they are.

Everything else you mention them doing just seems weird to me thinking about actually happening. Maybe it's because I don't watch porn.
>> Anonymous
>>591009

Actually when you consider how many people there are on this planet for one person to possibly have a relationship with, it's quite realistic. Like I said, she's being hopeless, and a lot of asshole guys prey off of that.
>> Anonymous
>>591005

Well, unless it's been beaten out of them (one way or another) or they have some kind of mental disability, I'd say it's something most people should have inherent to them.
>> Anonymous
">>591009"

[[Just now that somewhere out there is a guy that's "perfect" for you, wants to participate in sex just as much as you do, and would do absolutely anything for you, and would probably take a bullet for you if the situation came up. Just stop being so hopeless and be realistic.]

Like *THAT* is realistic.
Yeah, realistic, realistic like three boobed dickgirls and goo-girl sex.]

*wants to participate in sex just as much as a certain girl does, would do absolutely anything for her, and would take a bullet for her if the sitation came up*

granted that I'm talking about a pretty amazing girl, there ARE nonetheless guys that will dedicate themselves just as much as I do
>> Anonymous
>>591008
Now, I lost most of my armchair psychologist points years ago, but I notice you say everything about your dad in past tense...is he dead?

I wouldn't go so far as to say losing him made you lose trust in men, but some might. I'm just not bold enough.
>> Anonymous
>>591018

You quote funny.
>> Anonymous
>>591019

Uh the first thing she says about him is in present tense.
>> Anonymous
>>591017
I don't know, the people I know are surprisingly malleable in a way that runs counter to that notion. Maybe I'm just manipulative that way.
>> Anonymous
>>591024
You are correct, sir.

There I go losing the trees for the forest.
>> Anonymous
>>591025

Yeah, I could also be generalizing most people as like me. I've held out through a few things in my time.
>> Anonymous
>>591028
I think everyone does that, to an extent. At the same time, the malleability I see in other people could be some attempt to avoid showing their true feelings on whatever it is and just going along with what I say, thinking it's not so bad for them after all.

Whether or not that's true is something that maybe even they can't answer. Of course, I don't think of most people as being as introspective as I am.
>> Anonymous
>>591033

Eh, my personal experience seems to differ. I've spent most of my life listening to other people online (mostly women) on their problems with things like spousal abuse and suicidal ideation and stalkers. My mind may be biased from my experiences with that too. Naturally, I did what I could to help, but there's only so much you can do online (especially with such tricky issues that could actually turn out worse if you get involved on the wrong level and say the wrong thing).

...which is yet another reason I feel like things like being self-conscious about one's stomach aren't a deep enough aspect of the person. Obviously not everyone has severe life experiences, but it's hard for me to believe something like that is an important person of the person's inner core.
>> Anonymous
>>591045
I too have that need to try and do something if there's any way I can.

And I agree about the stomach thing. I think it's something else she didn't want to get into with them. Maybe the things she was saying here, maybe not.
>> Anonymous
>>590913
I'm in Jersey. You can piss on my if you want. kbai.
>> sage
>>590810

A lot of you uggo women are uggo because of shit you did. Yeah, there are the natural hotties that everyone goes after, but then there are just the fat, stupid girls who let themselves go and deserve to be lonely and die young. If you stay fit - Not anorexic - then you cover at least 80% of the "hot" ground. Then it comes down to face, which can't be mended easily, and hair and such, which is fairly easy to change.

Seriously. Go outside. Run. Do something athletic and you're likely to look fuckable.
>> Anonymous
>>591056

Protip: Somebody out there will want to fuck you, no matter what shape you're in. There's something for everyone.
>> Anonymous
>>591046

I think part of it is a reaction to what I'm like. A lot of women tell me things and then they're really surprised by how easily they can trust me with such information. They usually don't set out to open up to me, they just do.

I learned the concept of confidentiality REAL early in life because of this.
>> Anonymous
>>591062
Do you mean wanting to help is a reaction, or the way people act around you is a reaction to that? I gathered that you were the same way as me in that regard when you said it was the 'natural' thing to do, when in reality the natural thing to do is turn a blind eye and hope similar things don't happen to you.

I too have had a lot of people confide things in me...I can't even remember all of them, to be honest. (I don't remember when it started, but I remember some such situations from when I was about 12) I wouldn't remember them without also remembering they're secret, though, avoiding that potential source of hilarity.
>> Anonymous
I shouldn't leave threads alone for too long ...

>>590726
Nah, I was just taking that statement at face value, without attempting the assumptions the make rash and seemingly-meaningless things meaningful.

I don't know what can be said of myself. My ex-girlfriend and I clicked incredibly well. It was the distance we had to travel, as well as a sharp difference in libido, that had us part ways, friendly as they are now. I'd still forfeit my life for her sake.
>> Anonymous
>>591067
The people around me seem to react to me by opening up a bit more readily than with most people. It makes me wonder after a while.

>>591074
I can assume that long-distance relationships are pretty hard to maintain. There are so many factors in a relationship as it is.


I'll probably go to sleep soon. Dead tired.
>> Anonymous
Ok, I'm tired of the women complaining that there aren't guys out there that want more than sex.
I for one do.
Regardless of whatever accusations of faggotry might come to me, I want a woman who will make me feel special, and someone I can do the same for. I WANT to find someone I can take a bullet for. I WANT someone to make happy, sex or otherwise.
>> Anonymous
>>591080

You're not alone in that feeling, as I've said the same above. So there's at LEAST two thus far in this topic.
>> Anonymous
>>591084
I third that, except for the taking a bullet part. I want someone I *wouldn't need* to take a bullet for. (adjusts sunglasses)
>> Anonymous
>>591084

591080 here. I can sort of understand where they're coming from about too much sex, etc, because guys generally have a higher libido, but still I prefer there being more to a relationship.
I know I'm not awesomely good looking, but at the same time I know I'm not ass-like in appearance, so I'm just your moderate man. Moderate in height, weight, strength, appearance, penis size, and all that other garbage that seems to matter.
So I ask you, /d/, any girls in melbourne, interested in a relationship? Early 20s, student, etc.
Tired of people putting not enough emphasis on emotion.

</dating req>
>> Anonymous
>>591080

It's not that I *don't* want more than sex, don't get me wrong.

But this "pseudo love for sexual favors" crap has got to stop.

There is a *big* difference between really caring about someone and simply saying so to get some play but then just acting like an unresponsive ass in bed.

And additionally, it's silly to say that you're "not" interested in sex, or that you "just want to hold someone", because it's not really telling the truth. In order NOT to sound like an ass you act like you're completely non-sexual about it, but that's being dishonest for both of you. And then she blames you for not being sexual or aroused enough and blames herself or porn or some other woman or you being gay or whatnot simply because you're caught up in not looking like an ass about sex.

You're kind of screwed no matter what you do, so I think it'd be better to be honest, because at least she'd know that you have a sexual aspect and you're not just leading her on as "friends" and then lead into the "whoopsie slept together" thing.
>> Anonymous
>>591174
You could always hold her, then jack off later thinking about what you COULD have done.
>> Anonymous
>>591087

Everyone knows there's no chicks in the Melbournes.
>> Anonymous
>>591174
Well, I for one am actually not interested in sex in my relationships, but that's due to the fact that I was molested repeatedly by my father as a toddler and then raped again in first grade. I'm more than happy sitting here fapping on /d/ imagining I'm the girl being tentacle raped, and not having sex in real life. Besides, my penis isn't sensitive enough to make it a motivational factor in relationships, I'm a half-hour man at least.

>>591084
Thirding that one.

I would be more than glad to do whatever I could to pleasure a girl, mo matter what it was, though I would prefer that it wasn't just "sticking it in," simply because I want to avoid that, but if I really cared about the girl, I would do whatever she wanted me to. I wouldn't be doing anything sexual with a girl I didn't really care about. I would also care for her, I wouldn't mind doing all the work in the relationship, cooking, cleaning, and etc. unless she really wanted to contribute.

My first two girlfriends dumped me because I wasn't interested in fucking them. My last girlfriend dumped me because we hardly ever saw each other (due to the fact that her parents hated me and would never let her see me when I had the chance), and she now wants to be BFFs and continue blathering on about how great other guys are, which is the only thing she did (besides never wanting to be within five feet of me in public and then being all over me in private) which pissed me off. Anyway, let's ignore my personal bitterness for now and continue this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>591215
A few things, in no particular order.

1) The thread is practically dead, seeing as it's not bumping. /d/ could have different rules than the other boards, of course.

2) If you weren't interested in fucking them *at all*, they may have seen it as a reflection of a lack of desire to be with them on your part.

3) When you say half-hour "at least", does that indicate a lower bound, as one would think? I can't help but think that'd be a good thing.

4) I thought I'd fully read your post a while ago, only to realize I missed the rape part at the top. I also wonder out loud if that affects what you choose to fap to now (being the little girl).
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
This thread is old and too fucking long to scroll
>> Anonymous
>>591174
wtf are you talking about?
do you know anything?
>> Anonymous
As the OP of this insanely large thread, I am simply amazed by the contributions, despite the lack of images.
>> Anonymous
>>590662

Disadvantage: Never admitting you're wrong and having to live with the shame of knowing you are.

If you don't like guys, go lesbian.

If you don't like girls, stop slutting yourself out to dicks without brains.

Now, back to /d/, shall we?
>> Anonymous
>>590816

ok ive most of the stuff and stopped somewhere inbetween, girl you look for the wrong guys, i ahve an regular fuck my best friend, we both hate each other for what we are with an passion and do like that, when we have sex its like an clash of titans, we both try to fuck the brain out of the other, when you do want hard sex with an kind of loving, you should ahve been born as an arrogant self loving bitch that knows and treats anything and anyone else like the lower lifeform they are (yes most of you xy's might hate me, but i luagh about msot cuz the only standard a male has to fullfill to get me laid is to be stronger and smarter then me, also ebing able to practicably rape me, considering im always armed and do train a few hours a day that is barely impossible for most) yet i also want to be loved and stuff, for that i have an girl, an woman that im about to marry because im with her since my earliest childhood

for those that thing im a guy writing this, well you cant believe woman are tougher smarter faster and overall stronger and effective then your pathetic form of life

and for the others, im into rape tentacle and "some" dickgirls, when they have a pussy and an realisitc dick, cuz then i can imagine being it (im also into geeks but msot of them fail the strength)

yay for webz, anonymous to the end
>> Anonymous
>>591493

One does not just "become" lesbian because they're frustrated with men. You fail at sexuality.

And "slutting" myself out? Just because I have lots of sex and hate the fact that the majority of men are about as active as a squirting dildo doesn't mean there's a problem with *me*.

I'm *trying* to find someone who will work well with me, but it's practically impossible, and since sex is VERY important to me, being able to hold my hand and kiss me goodnight aren't what's going to determine if he really cares. Only fucking can show me that, because people hide themselves under layers of superficiality and idiocy, hiding their feeling and trying to save the feelings of others. I hate it. You want to "save" my feelings but have some problem with me? It always comes out in fucking. It always shows me if a guy REALLY respects or cares about the person he's fucking. Because believe me, so many people *say* they're willing to "do anything" but the second that I start "taking care" of things, they turn into passive pieces of shit that just sit around expecting to be pleased.

Unfortunately, it will take a very special man, who is both honest and open and does what he fucking says, for me to be convinced.
>> Anonymous
If you're obsessed with sex, then your partners also will be, why this escapes you is beyond me
>> Anonymous
well the miss has an point there, a goód fuck usually is a male who atleast respects you for what you are and also respects your desires

that is what most males fail, i give u an tip, when they go all passive, grab their didck and turn it around like you described they did with your nipples
>> Anonymous
hmm german, your name dont happen to be alessandra?
>> Anonymous
>>591552
>Yap yap yap yap I'm an uppity gay slut.
Fixed for those who don't like walls of text.

Enjoy your hambeast, you fatass queer. Gynecomastia doesn't make you a girl, no matter how much you wish.
>> Ande
>>591514

You do realize that you sound like the sterotypical guy, right? Also looking down on another person due to gender is just insane. Yes, to a degree, we all want sex, that's human nature, not just male nature. However seriously, if you're trying to crush my ego, good luck, it's not going to work. What is going to happen is that I'm going to think that you're stuck up, have no idea what he/she is in for, and is going to end up living a really shallow life.

We can't all get what we want; pick and choose what's avaliable, because you're dream guy doesn't exist. We would all love to have that one person who is kind, caring, thoughtless, can speak 12 different languages, does volunteer work on the weekends, and still be able to pull down seven-figure salaries and be able to offer us the most mind blowing sex we've ever had whenever *we* want it. The only problem with this is that is completely unrealistic, overly idealized, and standards placed so high not even Superman himself could reach them.

In short, expect disappointment, because every guy/girl you meet is going to have character flaws. It's called being human. Pick your battles carefully, and realize, yes, they are going to be things about that person you are not going to like. No one is going to dedicate their entire life just to make sure that you are happy; it's not human nature, and yes, part of the problem does appear to be this Greek like image that you set up. Be willing to compromise; it's the only way you're going to go and be able to find that special someone.