File :-(, x, )
Melon Fuck!
From author's website (Babelfish lulz)

Temporarily completion
Sale day is about the earlier August.
>> Anonymous
HOLYFUCKINGSHIT
>> Anonymous
no wai
>> Anonymous
Oh lawd.

Website, now.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
It's not even that good.
>> Anonymous
>>523808
FUCK YOU! I've masturbated with a melon before and while it wasn't great it was pretty good.
>> Anonymous
FINALLY its about f'ing time somebody finds where its from 4chan will eventually prevail
>> Anonymous
>>523803

http://sammohung.blog83.fc2.com/blog-entry-20.html

Apparently, he won't be publishing it anywhere where non-Japanese can get hold of it. As if any of us were going to pay for it. Well, I probably would have. I'm already going to spring for a melon.
>> Melon Fuck!
>>523803
http://sammohung.blog83.fc2.com/
>> Anonymous
>>523815
RUN ON SENTENCES ROCK!
>> SephirothSyZtem !/aPzExRzGw
>>523762

gb2 two days ago!
>> Anonymous
>>523819
How the hell can you publish it somewhere where non-Japanese can't get a hold of it? Is it some sort of store policy, "I AM AFRAID YOU ARE NOT A NATIVE BORN JAPANESE! GET OUT!" Even then, it's not like there isn't someone Japanese who can't upload the shit out of it.
>> SephirothSyZtem !/aPzExRzGw
>>523831


You can download it at DL site some time in August.
>> Anonymous
>>523831

As in, people who are actually inside Japan, dumb-ass.
>> Anonymous
NEED MELON TUTORIAL
>> Anonymous
>>523858
Then the phrasing of the other poster was retarded.

>He won't be publishing it outside of Japan.
>> Anonymous
Why do these artists always insist on avoiding selling to americans as if we are unworthy scum of the earth? Don't they realize hentai has a bigger market in this country than Japan? Don't they realize some of us would buy this shit?

All that will happen is someone IN Japan will upload this then us americans will get ahold of it. In even the worst case scenario he'd still be making a good 100 bucks of profit off us americans if he sold to us.
>> Anonymous
>>523898
Instead of studying simple marketing mechanics he was too busy masturbating furiously to his own art.
>> Anonymous
>>523876

1. Wrap a tape measure around your erect cock.
2. Divide the value of your circumference by pi. If your bum-ass doesn't have a calculator with pi on it, divide it by 3.14.
3. Use the value acquired thus as the diameter for the hole you cut. Mark out a central dot on the melon and then make six more dots around it, using the radius(i.e. half the diameter). If you want it to be a bit snugger, subtract 2 millimetres. Don't make it any tighter than this until you've tried it out and are sure of your limits.
4. Take a long, thin knife and cut a circle into the melon using the dots as guides. Ideally, the knife should be long enough for you to cut all the way through the melon so you can pop the flesh out. If you need a back wall to bang against, you can slice off part of the piece you cut out and put some back in, securing it with Scotch tape or something.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!
>> Anonymous
>>523819
>>523831
>>523898
Because Japan is the racistest country on Earth.
>> Anonymous
Wouldn't you just get AIDS or insecticide poisoning?
>> Anonymous
what kinda melon
>> Anonymous
>>523968

The melon in the manga is a cantaloupe, and that's what I'll be using when I try it.
>> Anonymous
>>523898

we white devils aren't allowed to fap to their glorious yellow fever porn
>> Anonymous
He says sometime in the first 10 days of August.
And if dlsite is for Japanese only, why does it have an English version, even selling crappy translated products?
>> Foxxy
Is this picture going to be reposted every day until August?

And no matter what it -will- end up posted here. Bet the artist is loving all the hype about this.
>> Anonymous
>>524491
no.
It will be reposted until someone divides by zero and gets a good result.
>> Anonymous
>>524491
That would be tomorrow, fag