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Ok now boyz n.... boyz... its time for some sounding action.
for all the people out there who don't know what that means, its time to get something inside your dick.
if you have questions about doing this in RL, ask them here! anyway... post pics, cawse its hawt!
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right. because you can trust us.
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yes you can!
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>>572803
Any questions you have about sounding in RL can be answered just from this pic.>>572818
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>> /J/ohn
My only question is:

Moar?
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My question is...

Has anyone tried? It looks hella painful, but that must be what a girl thinks of her vagoo, also.
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I have. it feels good in a painful sort of way.
>> Anonymous
Sticking things into your urethra hurts like bloody hell. Anybody who has gotten a catethe... cathether... that pisstube thing at a hospital will testify.
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>>572891
i have tried it, it clearly dosn't live up to its fame
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I only question the name sounding.
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>>572887

Sauce?
>> Anonymous
What's the thickest thing anyone has ever got into their penis?

I have a record of a ballpoint pen of 7.5mm in diameter. I used it in a rush of arousement, but afterwards, I felt I did in a not so pleasant way.

It's nice to do, but only when in a frenzy. Maybe just like men putting something in their ass lol, because that couldn't really be pleasant imho.
>> Anonymous
I've gotten a whole sharpie marker down there. My girlfriend loves it when i shove 3-4 gummi worms down in it too. She says it makes my cum sweet and syrupy.
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>>572906
I do sounding on my boy with medical-grade stainless-steel sounds (like this http://stockroom.com/Hegar-Urethral-Sounds-Kit-8-Piece-P525.aspx) attached to a TENS unit. They slide in very easily when dipped in lube beforehand. (We only really use the first three sizes, though.) Please be careful, however - once properly lubed up, they're hard to maintain your grip on. A small piece of packing tape at one end will prevent a sound from slipping; if one DOES end up slipping too far in, do squats in your bathtub and it should come back out again.

Other than that, YES, sounds are real, and YES, they're hella fun. My boy says it stimulates the same urethral muscles as coming does. With proper lubrication, sounding is fun and safe...the most problem he and I have ever had is a bit of residual soreness the next day, and that was only when I was actively fucking his urethra with the sound.
Play safe!
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>>573085
You might be the most awesome girl I've ever known, if remembering your name counts as knowing.
>> Deez Nutz
>>573016As cute as the idea of shoving gummy worms down your dick is, it's probably not all that safe due to the sugar. It's the same reason you don't shove gummy worms into your girl's vag - yeast infections don't just happen to girls. FYI.
>> Deez Nutz
>>573087

Aww. Thanks, anon, that's sweet :D Whenever a cute nilla boy at work says "Ah, you can't scare me, I've done some pretty kinky shit," I explain sounding to them and watch them turn white. <3
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>>573090
Where can I meet girls like you anyway? I really wish someone could manage to scare me with their sexual desires..
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>>573103
Kekekeke. Try your local kink or fetish group. I met all my significant others and play partners through the one in my area (tng-az.org) but there are lots around the country if you're in the US. Also, sites like alt.com and bondage.com can be good, at least for networking with others in your area. Best of luck to you! Everyone deserves someone to do naughty kinky things with!
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>>573115

You know, I kind of skipped a step there: I met mine on our very own /d/! Back before people BAWWWWWing got RP/networking threads banned, she posted her contact info and we got talking. It's been fourteen months since then, and things are awesome.

Shame we couldn't OFFICIALLY do it on /d/ because of all the "not your blog waaah" fags.
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>>573116

Sorry, by 'do it', I mean 'host regular threads for that kind of thing.'
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lawl, /d/ romance!

a darn shame futa isn't irl, so no /d/ romance for me

:(((
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>>573115
Only problem is that even if I look through the intarwebs, I still can't find any interesting people, events or clubs local to me. Besides, most online fetishists seems to be overweight and/or unattractive. But thanks for the advice anyway.
>> Anonymous
unfortunately most of the sounding threads usually are repost threads :)(

>>572891
yep sure have, it feels awesome, specially when you cum with something in there. My ex gf used to do it with catherder tubes, she used to love pushing it all the way in deep, sometimes it came out with small bits of flesh on the other end.
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>>573131
Small bits of flesh? That's nasty and not the point of doing that, imo.
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Also that must hurt like hell.
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>>573131
>sometimes it came out with small bits of flesh on the other end.

Oww?
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>>573140
i agree, but when she was about to orgasm she kinda used to go crazy with the thing lol. was alot of fun
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I'm afraid and intrigued by the idea
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>>573131
This thread was hot until I read the end of this.

Now, might I add: WHAT THE FUCK

If some bitch did that to me I would punch her in the jaw so fucking hard. Then I'd pull it out and do it to her.
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>>572893
I've had a catheter in me.

Didn't hurt one bit. Now the LUNG collapse...

That's something else.

Incidentally, I am curious if there are any household objects that one can use as a sound...
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>>573131
Bits of flesh?

Uh...

WHAT THE FUCK?! Sounds like she just gutted your cock alive man!
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>>573164
Kebab skewer
>> Anonymous
I'm tempted to try it.
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>>573168
Oh yeah, that sounds real promising. I'll go try that right now.
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>>573157
That's not fun. That's terrible. I was willing to try this until you posted. Way to ruin it. You turned this from /d/ to guro with one simple sentence.
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>>573165
No No, fellow anon, it was not me the flesh came from, it was her.
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bumppp
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>>572923
sauce?
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>>573127
Well, it really depends on your standards. Calling someone overweight or unattractive is a little harsh, because none of us are really *perfect*...and are your limits in that arena flexible? Are you going to notice those extra 20lbs when you're blindfolded and tied to a bed? Probably not! Besides, a lot of places, like Bondage.com, have A/V chat.

>>573116Hooray for you! That's awesome. The problem with having a personals thread here is that, well, this is 4chan. Trolls and newfags and traps and fails would abound. :(

>>573164As to household things one can use as a sound, please be careful. As someone said in the thread, ballpoint pens are not too dangerous - just make sure everything's tight on the pen and put it wide-end in (wouldn't want anything to snap off, and wouldn't want the pointy end going anyplace bad). Anything about 7" long, cylindrical and smooth should do the trick, but be sure it has no moving parts and is VERY SMOOTH. A toothbrush handle would also work. Moreover, please be sure it's CLEAN! Urethral infections are the SUXOR.
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My friend did this one time and like did it wrong or something and he got an infection lol
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>>573085
>>573115
Spoilers: It hurts like fucking hell.
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>>573306
>:(
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>>573131

my cock weeps for you
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>>572889
Source?
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more pictures less chit-chat
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>>573408
contribute a little and maybe I'll look.
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I'd say that probably qualifies as a little, asshat... but since I'm actually a decent human being--if a disgusting one--...
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fuck. now I have to go look for it... whats that futa doujin site that rates all there stuff from 1 to 5 depending on the amount of futa in it?
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>>573431
looks like the same author

source ?
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http://www.marimo.sakura.ne.jp/~neto/gallery_c.html
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>>573336

you're right, it does.
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>>573455
that was probably for medical purposes amirite?
iv seen the sounding things and they look legit, id try it if i got the chance, and i trusted the chick absolutely (cuz that bitch CANNOT get crazy when that kind of shit is going down)
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fukken sauce
>>573444
and the same
rapidshit plz
>> Anonymous
I never thought anything on /d could make me squirm. Images can be semi-hott but hearing testimonials is freaking me out lol.
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>>573425

Extracting the cum, the fun way.
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>>573647
logicaly speaking, its proably fuckin awsome, cuz one look at pics, makes you wanna try, and two if it was always as painfull as they say then people wouldent say it felt great, they'd all say it hurt alot but felt good at the same time. people r doin it wrong most likely.
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>>573657

It depends, honestly. Say you have something down there and you move it the wrong way, it hurts like fucking hell... but if you get it down there long enough, and its soft around the edges, it feels fucking good.
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>>573657
id put that under the catagory of doinitrite, also id assume that their where absolutely nothing sharp or even slightly odd shaped O_o
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>>573425

sauce?
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>>573424
demands sauce
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>>573680

Even round objects hurt if you are blunt about it. Its sort of like BDSM, you have to be exact and you have to enjoy pain... slightly...
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Your first time, I recommend using something flexible, if you're not using proper lube. It'll help to open up the muscles in your dick.

I started out with headphone cords when I was 16, and now at 18 I can do a finger or a pen. Without any pain anymore.
My girlfriend also does sounding, it's fun done mutual.
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>>573734
Brilliant. Muscles in your dick. THAT MEANS I CAN GO SEE HANS AND FRANZ ABOUT PUMPING UP MY COCK
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>>573131

I'm not a doctor, but I suspect that if you're getting "bits of flesh" stuck to a sound you're doing something wrong.

I may be wrong. It's only a hunch.
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>>573734
Headphone cords...

did you put the jack (lol) in there too, or just the insulated wire part in? The jack seems like it would be kinda...sharp and jagged edged.
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sauce