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Anonymous
Personally, I like to start by making myself immortal and locking my physical age at whatever the fuck I feel like. Also, at will manifestation of tentacles. Cause if you're going to play god, you might as well make sure everyone knows it.
Then I ratchet the percentage of male births down to around 1 in 50. Since I've also got a blank check for social change, anyone who complains can be enslaved; sexual slavery optional. As I'm a generous deity, about one in 10 million or so can have a limited version of my tentacle powers, with a few social perks attached.
Next up, mermaids. About one in 250 million, but the trait breeds true. No male mermaids, so they'll have to come on land to get the nookie.
Now, some purely cosmetic stuff. For females only, I'll disconnect the urinary tract and pooper. Body still generates waste, but I'm also sticking in a new gland that atom smashes all that nasty stuff, turning it into useful energy with sex as a catalyst. Masturbation works too, but more partners gets the job done faster. Aphrodesiac effect included, so that they know when they gotta do it. Since poop don't come out anymore, I'll have their asses hook up to the reproductive tract, for all you fuckers who call it the backdoor anyhow.
I'd probably eventually write up some probabilities for supergenius offspring and the social structures to funnel them all into my plans to colonize or conquer the universe, but that comes later.
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