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>>1043860 Y'know, after becoming a /d/eviant and slowly and steadily falling further and further into depravity over the years, I began wondering if I was losing my ability to really get turned on by something.
Tonight, you've cleared my worries. I masturbated so furiously that Zeus himself said, "Jesus Christ." I blew a load so hard it could have taken off a girl's head. My dick is so raw that even cannibals wouldn't eat it. I'm so utterly spent that Bill Gates couldn't get me out of debt. I think I've honestly transcended. I flew up to Nivana, high-fived Buddha, then came back down.
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