Hey /d/, you are alone on an uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion? Make me proud and become heroes.
BPussy and ass to fuck and fishmouths can give blow jobs as well.
A
Human top one. She still has a perfectly useful mouth.
i'd take a. you can have a nice chat with her. could be difficult with b.
>>514337One on left would try to eat me. One on right would asphyxiate on land.Can I get a better choice?
A, there's a pussy some where.
b becuse a has small boobs
>>514353Good call...because B has no boobs!
If loli:A=FAP FAPIf not:B= FWAP FWAP
C
Can I have both parts of the fish?
>>514385Those are a myth. Everyone knows that no girls can be on /d/ without a penis.
ABitch can swim me to an Island that isn't infested with freaky fish women.
>>514341They have lotsa razor sharp teeth too.
>>514392Unless they're the size of buildings.
>>514390No, that's unfair.
D!
>>514424Victory.
I pick the mermaid with the vagina.I WIN.
>>514437I changed my mind:I pick the mermaid......with the penis.
>>514337I pick A...1. Boobs2. no penisgood enough for a 4chaner.
>>514441It looks more like a light bulb.
>>514447It's a light saber. She swings her justice bringing crotch-blade of fury, slaying evil whale and dolphin poachers in her wake!
>>514449I thought it was lit to attract food, like how an angler fish does.
>>514450Maybe it's to attract males for surprise buttsecks? Or other mermaids for mermaid on merfuta action?
it doesnt matter which I choose since I'll have to murder and consume them to survive anywaylol vore I guess
>>514456No, you don't have to. The island is made entirely of hostess twinkies.
A i can make holes myself.
>>514467I'd use em as fishbait rather than eat them...absolutely awful after the first 2. WAAAAYYY too much sugar.
>>514479Good luck getting them to take a twinkie as bait, when they can just swim up and eat the shoreland.
>>514483oh shi...well then I guess I'd have to try and catch them with my bare hands as they swam up or something.Honestly that much sugar in the water though could make the fish become sick, diseased or even kill some of em.
>>514424NO FAG
>>514486Dead diseased fish in turbid sugar salt water? You will have to depend on the mermaid to swim out into the ocean and fish for you.
A, blowjobs FTW.
>>514424DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINRAR!
>>514450oh god I fucking lol'd...its a trap angler fish. Win anyway you look at it.Also, lets try to not use the flare anymore, on /d/ at least.
I choose these.That's right, ALL OF THEM. AT ONCE.
>>514537And thus Anon died from drowning, being stoned, strangled, and then severely burned, but at least he died happily.
>>514537I want to see more of the siren.
>>514537I can imagine the last one flashing that smile to a guy before saying ,"You gonna get raped". Which leads to rough sex, broken bones, and a full stomache.
I choose A, mermaid with a vagoo
>>514537Can you post the rest?
>>514538I hate to nitpick, but the word you want is "petrified". English strikes once again with its "Unlucky men are hanged, lucky men are hung." rule.
>>5144241,000 internets to however can fap to this AND finish. Whipping it out doesn't count - you gotta go all the way.
>>514576You're a retard.
i have this manga. It's called Short Cuts. I have volume 1 but sadly i lent it to a friend who never returned it. pretty hot stuff in there.
>>514576I'm pretty sure he ment stoned as in beaten with stones, not turned to stone.
>>514337Something like this?
>>514567b is the one with a vagoo
Easily A. Something pretty to look at is as important as a mouth for blowjobs, and besides, she can get seafood for me. Her hands would be useful in the kitchen also... ;)
Do you love me?
I pick the mermaid with the vagina. Pleasantly exotic and she can bring me to other nearby islands that may hold more treasure. Then I'll come back to the civilized world with an army of mermaid soldiers at my command, sweeping across the port cities and raiding them.
You must love me exactly as I love you
A. Blowjobs and boob jobs are always an option, plus it'd be nice to have company. Otherwise I might start talking to a volleyball or something.
A for sure, a vagoo and pooper is always nice but the fish thing would be a turn off and make it kinda difficult. If I ever have the urge to just hardcore fuck her, I could just put her in the water (I'm assuming she can breath underwater) and throat fuck the hell out of her. I dont think she'd choke cuz of her magical underwater breathing stuff so it'd be all good.
>>515158Mmmm... Baileys, so creamy...
When you think about it, A has to have pooper and vagoo. Otherwise they can't reproduce / take a shit.
>>515369but it'd be scaly n shit, I'll stick with throat fucking.
why can't /d/ be more like this?
A or C.
A, because Nocturnal Illusion taught us all mermaids HAVE a vagoo.
She's got that Innsmouth look.
>>515418I rename this thread "The Shadow Over /d/"
kirkisunbeatable.ytmnd.com/'Nuff said!
BPussy & ass is better than just blowjobs.
Both look... edable.
a
Why are people even choosing, 99% of 4chan would get discarded by either of them.
Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?!