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Pinocchio tells his doctor "whenever im fucking my girlfriend, i get her full of splinters. anything you can do to help me?" doctor sais "yeah, just rub this peice of sandpaper on it, and you will be fine"
few days later, the doctor meets Pinocchio at the store. he sais "so man, hows your girlfriend" "girlfriend? GIRLFRIEND??? AFTER YOU HELPED ME, WHO NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND!!!"
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