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Banned in the U.K., THIS BOARD! Violent and Extreme Porn now banned!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7364475.stm
Hey guys, guess what?! In a few weeks, this entire board will be banned in the U.K.!

That's right! Due to the new bill being passed in the U.K., any porn which shows sexual intercourse with an animal, or which inflicts injury (Or appears to show either of the above two) on a person's anus, breasts or gentials is banned.

Which means this image I'm uploading is illegal to posses on your computer, if you live in the U.K.! Let's flood then with everything's that banned in the U.K.!
>> Anonymous
I don't see any non-human animalia or injury in that picture.
>> Anonymous
Does it really matter if it's banned? Censorship doesn't really work or last very long on the internet.
>> OP !!WofkO8tPeNi
>>884203
Until they cut off your internet except for a whitelist :)

Enjoy your police state, you fuckers.
>> Anonymous
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wtf?
>> Anonymous
>>884202
You might not, oh /d/enizen, but a British judge would beg to differ, as he's giving you hard prison time.

>>884203
They're going to be targetting people who download these images off the internet. I'm sure that Big Brother will kindly keep their eyes on you to make sure you don't go looking at things that might cause to to go off and rape an innocent "victim."

well, if you live in the U.K., at least. God bless America.
>> OP !!WofkO8tPeNi
>>884203
It works (somewhat) for CP - and with a government like yours they'll make it work for whatever shit you fuckers post on this board.
>> Anonymous
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>>884211
>> Anonymous
so what next?
ban alcohol because it makes drunk people do crazy things, and someone dies because of a drunk.
Or let's ban video games. those are so EVIL too aren't they.
Fuck, why not just ban the INTERNET, which is the root of ALL evil right? hah. Glad i'm not in the UK
>> OP !!WofkO8tPeNi
bump because you faggots are going to be gone soon
>> Anonymous
So, where's that animal and harm porn flood? I'd post, but this isn't my computer...
>> OP !!WofkO8tPeNi
>>884224
We wait for a bit. Then we flood every website in the world with it so that Britain is cut off. It will be amazing.
>> Anonymous
>>884221

I beg to differ...USA rocks hoo-rah!
>> Anonymous
christ...if that bitch gets into power america will be next.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, I heard downloading music's banned now too... Sucks huh?
>> Anonymous
>>884232

If that happens then let communist Russia come to us, for I shall welcome them with open arms.
>> Anonymous
>>884236
UK is first....its only a matter of time before America is next.
We will end up like china, where looking at cleavage will result in a severe beating!
>> Anonymous
>>884234
You mean Hitler Clinton? I mean, Hilliry Clinton? Yeah, if she's elected... I'll fucking move and join the French Foreign Legion.
>> Anonymous
>>884203
Yeah, the guy forgets to mention that the last time a law like this was passed in the U.K., it was overturned by the courts on the same grounds that it would be overturned on in the United States.
>> Anonymous
Relax UK. Itll never happen. Remember when Dubya was re-elected into office the 2nd time around, he promised to clamp down and make all internet porn illegal, I belive 4chan shut down for a week as a protest.
...anyway...the idiot forgot ...he was too busy invading someones country
>> Anonymous
>>884213

No, it doesn't. Haven't you been reading what the FBI has been saying? It is SO EASY to get child porn in Britain and the United States, that they might as well not HAVE those laws.... which are unconstitutional anyway, were the courts to read the Magna Carta and United States Constitution literally.
>> Anonymous
>>884240
all we need is her in power and we'll kiss goodbye to feedom.
>> OP !!WofkO8tPeNi
>>884257
Did he?

Sauce pl0x.
>> Anonymous
i think its nonsense the amount of people in the uk who watch it, and the fact that it will be an invasion of privacy which i believe is a human right.
I certainly wont be stopping even if they do pass the law.
and im qite surprised tht we've managed to have a sensible adult conversation for once on /d/
>> commissoner cemex !!VCf0v3aW8V2
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This entire exercise strikes me as being counterproductive. I've seen evidence that would suggest that this law would cause sexual violence to increase. Do the politicians care about this? Nope, they just want to save us from ourselves

>>884216

Yeah, pretty much, that's what they're doing here
>> Anonymous
I'm suprised to see that nobody has pointed out that the OP is wrong - due to the simple fact British anti-extreme pornography laws only target actual live images and not drawings, just like our CP laws.
>> Anonymous
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More hard hentai for our UK neighbours!
>> Anonymous
>>884280
...so OP is a n00b?
>> Anonymous
>>884276
>Nope, they just want to save us from ourselves

Not so much that, but a ban on pornography or censoring the Internet sounds good to stupid, crusty, lazy soccer moms. Since they actually vote (unlike the lazy bastards and underage b& on 4chan), they actually get the bill passed, until people without their porn start flooding the streets and throwing rocks at the Congress building.
>> OP !!WofkO8tPeNi
>>884280
So what? We flood /b/ with goatse and report it as offensive, and then the Brits will block all of 4chan!
>> Anonymous
>>884280
>I'm suprised to see that nobody has pointed out that the OP is wrong - due to the simple fact British anti-extreme pornography laws only target actual live images and not drawings, just like our CP laws.

This.

>>884339
Not really, seeing as goatse liked doing it :/

Besides, thumbnails won't be enough to criminalise you I suspect.
>> Anonymous
>>884373
You'd be surprised at what an uptight Catholic judge would consider illegal. Remember, this is a nanny state we're talking about. They can't be reason'd with.
>> Anonymous
eurofags I will bring extra porn on my next trip to your backwards continent
>> Anonymous
I blame America. Damn Americans and their America.
>> Anonymous
MORALISM FTW!
>> Anonymous
Wait, does it mean forceful masturbation will be illegal?
>> Anonymous
>>884427

You've got that right. I learned that when a mother was sent to jail for allowing her daughter to have sex with a guy her SAME AGE!
Seems like Americans are getting more and more sexually stupid and repressed as the years go on..... mainly because of their foolish, insane and lie-filled religion.
>> Anonymous
>>884535
And what WAS the age in question? More importantly, if she had parental permission how did the courts find out?
>> Anonymous
for every porn image you save remember to save a picture of the UK flag right next to it that way when they find your porn, every picture has a flag next to it and you is an patriotic hero
>> Anonymous
>>884545
or better yet, pretend to be a little girl and lure real pedos and promise to give them all the information if they give you criminal protection
>> Anonymous
"How many tens or hundreds or thousands of people are going to be dragged into a police station, have their homes turned upside down, their computers stolen and their neighbours suspecting them of all sorts?"
>> Anonymous
>>884550
does europe have anything better to do? But you might be right, these people cant even brush their teeth
>> Anonymous
It wont be long before all of humanity is forced into cryogenic sleep to prevent it from being depraved or evil. Living tomb world.
>> Anonymous
>>884193
>injury on a person's anus, breasts or gentials is banned.

So basicly no pictures of sex wever? even porn? cos if putting anything, by this logic, even a penis, into a vagina, would be considered illegal.

haha. They didnt think this through.
>> Anonymous
>>884558
"cryogenic sleep" Rule 34
>> FATCobra
>>884563
Ok, thats gold... But it makes me think of futurama.


What I see porn as is more of a temporary URGE satisfier. If you cant satisfy that URGE then you get people like Jack the Ripper and Charles Manson. Who Had fantasies they couldn't fulfill, so they killed their fantasy. If that were to happen to pedos we'd see a VERY steep rise in child death over a short period of time. Essentially porn saves lives, even if it ruins a few, AND HENTAI RUINS NO ONE'S LIFE! Unless they look at it too much, like at work or something.

But basically what im saying is that Porn, in any form, is therapy that controls people's animalistic urges.
>> Anonymous
>>884568
Too bad British are too self-righteous to think like that.
>> Anonymous
>>884193

such a law is unenforceable...unless they have a way to SCAN EVERY PICTURE ON EVERYONE COMPUTER!!

and if such was the case...its time we made a "usb cable" for /d/...
>> Anonymous
Correlation is not causation
>>lol wut
>> Anonymous
The laws only ban bestiality, scat and guro, which is already banned from /d/ anyway.

Stuff like tentacles might be a grey area, but one can make the argument that the appendages belong to a sentient being of intelligence comparable to human.
>> Damn -.- Just Another /d/ Babe
And I was going to move to the UK...
But now I'm seriously questioning it.
No more /d/
>> Anonymous
Does this mean furry porn will be banned along with this law?
If so, I'm fucking moving there, RIGHT NOW.

But on a more serious note, I'm really glad I don't live in the UK. All my computers would have full disk encryption and I would pipe my traffic through an SSL proxy.
I've been considering encrypting my shit anyway, but with all this shit going down I might actually do it.
It's scary that I even have to consider doing it in the first place.
>> Anonymous
Fact 1: Germany has b@ lolicon and shota
Fact 2: 99% of Germans have molested a child

Coincidence?
>> Anonymous
It's not illegal yet, so I for one am going to stockpile the stuff until the law is changed/I get arrested.
>> Anonymous
(7) An image falls within this subsection if it portrays, in an explicit and realistic way, any of the following—

(a) an act which threatens a person’s life,
(b) an act which results, or is likely to result, in serious injury to a person’s anus, breasts or genitals,
(c) an act which involves sexual interference with a human corpse, or
(d) a person performing an act of intercourse or oral sex with an animal (whether dead or alive),

and a reasonable person looking at the image would think that any such person or animal was real.

Hentai in the UK is saved! No 'reasonable' person could mistake this stuff for reality.
>> Anonymous
OP reported for being a troll.

Also, hentai will never be banned in the UK. Get your facts straight.

Also, THAT REPORT IS WEEKS OLD. /d/ POSTED THAT TWO WEEKS AGO.
>> Anonymous
>>885080
LOL butthurt crumpet muncher.
>> Anonymous
The UK has a scare like this every couple of months. When you live here, you kind of get used to it.

Also, OP is a shitty troll.
>> Anonymous
Londonistan has an incident which is usually just a step towards warming it up to the idea of a police state every couple of months. When you live here, you kind of get complacent about it.

Also, OP is a nasty mean troll.
>> Anonymous
BNP, FUCK YEAH.
>> Anonymous
>>884838
That's the problem. If these were reasonable people, we wouldn't be having this problem.