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Anonymous
Dear /b/.
There's this girl who I've fallen in love with. She and I have known each other for about a year now. She's cute, funny, and I feel like I can talk to her about anything. I don't know what to do though, I think she knows about it, but obviously she acts like nothing's up, probably waiting for me to say something. I don't know how to tell her though. If I completely fuck it up, I'm afraid for our friendship, but if I succeed, you guys can all become heroes, because I'll have the greatest girlfriend in the universe. What the hell do I do, /b/?

In b4 Stick it in the pooper, post vagoo, raep, becoma an hero, etc.

Pic related.
>> Anonymous
I say, this isn't a copy-pasta that I know off.
>> Anonymous
>>491746
If she doesn't have a dick, grow tentacles, or anything of that nature, we don't care.
>> Anonymous
>>491748
Unfortunately, she doesn't have a dick. If she did, it'd be the most perfect being ever.
>> Anonymous
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someone gave you bad directions...