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ITT: Things we learned from reading hentai

If a woman does not tell her partner that she can "feel you cumming inside me," then the man would think he had missed.
>> Anonymous
Men don't have eyes when they fuck.
>> Anonymous
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Anal sex feel like having a dick in your ass.
>> Anonymous
A japanese penis turns invisible during sex
>> Anonymous
OBAMA 08!
>> Anonymous
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Men can come un-understandable amounts;
So can women.
>> Anonymous
the one woman for you is the one who is willing to stick her hand in her ass to rub your dick, while you're fucking her
>> Anonymous
>>873091
woah, what's this from?
>> Anonymous
a cat is fine too
>> Anonymous
SAUCE on that GIF!
>> Anonymous
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First part of that gif, w/o guro.
>> Anonymous
First and without a doubt the most important thing I ever learned from hentai: The Japanese are weird as fuck.
>> Anonymous
Everything I learned about sex, I learned from Hentais:

~Semen has an interesting chemical compound that causes it to expand within the heat of a woman and to become
almost wax-like when it hits oxygen.
~The higher the gasp, the more pleasure is given.
~Women will always say no the first time, but if you kiss them (or grab their breast), they'll immediatly say yes.
~No matter how horny the girl is, she'll still be embarrassed about her body when you look at her.
~Women's breasts look perfect no matter how you look at them
~Breasts constantly jiggle
~No matter the time, place, or how many times they've already had sex, men are always erect at a minimum of 8 inches
~Penis-women, Phallic shaped tentacles, and other things like that Will shock a person for a few seconds,
then they will be enjoyable or normal to see.
~Women LOVE multiple penetration
~Once the clit has been touched, women will constantly secreet fluids at an amazing rate.
~Japanese have better sounding orgasms than americans.
~Women love to get raped
~No matter how they look, women are insanely flexible and can do any position you can imagine.
~Sex can happen any place, any time.
~Every woman is perfectly shaped and could care less how the men look.
~When a woman orgasms, a perfect aura of sweat and hair surrounds her.
~Cuddling is for sissies.
~Everyone enjoys getting whipped and being submissive.
~Japanese women can moan in english.
~Women's clothing can be either easily removed, or easily ripped off.
~women don't have a gag reflex. At all.
~men can be fully erect in two seconds.
~Women will still love you, even if you rape them.
~even if women aren't in the mood, they're still naturally wet.
>> Anonymous
Sex always starts with a blowjob.
Always.
>> Anonymous
If you're female and in Japan. DON'T fuckin' ride trains.
>> Anonymous
If you're going to have sex with a japanese woman, beware, she may have a penis.
>> Mr. Koala
Things I've learned from hentai:
No always ALWAYS means yes!
Men can ejaculate large amounts of cum an infinite amount of times.
Threatening to tell other people about her rape will stop a woman from telling about being raped.
If the girl enjoys it enough then she won't mind being raped.
Under aged girls or lolitas are as horny as or hornier than adult women.
Any size will fit if you push hard enough.
Japanese train riders have no moral values what so ever.
In Japan it is common for family members to have sex in the bathroom.
It is physically impossible to cum without announcing it to the world.
90% of men have what most women would describe as a big dick.
A dickgirl/futa/etc. will always have a bigger penis than a actual man.
>> Anonymous
90% of all sex in japan starts in a school after hours involving some kind of botched witchcraft
>> Anonymous
Sex is impossible without accompanying dialogue. Grunting and moaning are only to be used as punctuation.

All girls are either flat-chested or ridiculously well-endowed.

dicks have two modes: flaccid and throbbing hard. The first one will almost never be seen.

Balls are never hairy, unless their gf/bf has a hair fetish.

Sexual harassment is the Japanese way of saying "hello" to a woman. The socially acceptable response is to blush and say "no, stop", which is Japanese for "please take my anal virginity and cum all over my breasts."
>> Anonymous
>>873391
>It is physically impossible to cum without announcing it to the world.
So fucking true.
>> Anonymous
unprotected sex never leads to pregnancy unless you have a pregnancy fetish
there are no STIs.
>> Anonymous
>women love to be raped

GOD ITS SO TRUE
>> Anonymous
Resistance only makes Sir Stallion's penis harder.
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb
It's always more fun to keep it in the family.
Keeping it in the family means everyone is included.
Sisters always con their brothers into sex.
There is no such thing as a mother I would -not- like to fuck.
Inbreeding is a lie; the kids are always just as perfect as anyone else.
Tsundere girls are always closet perverts and nymphomaniacs.
Roughly 30% of all sufficiently large breasts naturally lactate all the time.
People are made out of rubber; they stretch like balloons when inflated.
People invariably have perfect skin and only older men can have hair on their arms and legs.
Long hair never gets in the way.
A little saliva is lubrication enough for a tight anal ring.
It takes only three frames to get used to anal sex and one more after that to start enjoying it.
Everyone is always in the mood; you can never be too tired, too sick or too distracted.
Guys never have to think of other things to keep their stamina going.
Women run on cold fusion; they can fuck men to death and keep going.
Pregnant women are always just as horny as they were before, or hornier.
A penis can always get bigger; fucking a guy in the ass usually works.
Physical transformations are instantaneous, require no energy and cause no pain.
Physical transformations are the only exception to the law of conservation of mass.
Monsters don't need females in their species; they can breed true with humans.
>> Anonymous
If a guy looks through his sister's underwear-drawer or steals from it, he will always be caught by her and end up having to repay by having sex with her.
>> Anonymous
All men with a cock that is only 6 to 8 inches are ashamed of how small it is. Dicks do not exist smaller than that.

All sex, especially involving virgins, always lasts hours and results in extreme orgasms.

The most quiet and shy girl is always the filthiest.

If mom finds out you're fucking your sister her only emotions is a possible feeling of worry, and then jealousy.

Whenever a skirt flares up in Japan, it is always on the girl (or crossdressing boy) with something to hide.

No matter where you are, if you decide to rape someone, you will never be found, even at noon in the middle of a school.

Ear-splitting shrieks of orgasmic pleasure are only ever heard when it's comedically convenient, or will bring another person in to have sex.
>> Anonymous
>>873588
>The most quiet and shy girl is always the filthiest

But I thought this was true anyways ^_^
>> Anonymous
>>873591

You've been reading too much hentai.
>> Anonymous
>>873597
No...I think I just know too many perverted girls.
>> Anonymous
>>873601

I don't think you know any girls. Enjoy your hand.
>> Anonymous
>>873604

/thread
>> Anonymous
Nobody will care if you have sex right infront of them or in a crowded street. They might even join in to bukkake.
>> Anonymous
>>873391
>No always ALWAYS means yes!
That's something I've always wondered about. Why do women always say "no" at some point when you're making out with them? Worse, if you actually stop when they say "no," the women always freak out completely, run around behind your back and tell everyone you're gay, and basically hate you forever. Are we guys supposed to be able to psychicly tell when "no" means "yes" and when it means "I'll put you in jail for date rape and on the sex offender list for life"?
>> Anonymous
>>873690
I useally start repeat what my gf says that that point and start holding her down a little so she's turned on by being dominated, it's ironic that after that point she keeps saying no but it makes her even hornier. though to keep her horny while putting on the condom I have to pin her down with my knees and get her to bite down on my finger, it hurts but it's well worth it.
>> Anonymous
Only thing hentai ever taught me:

Japan has no fucking idea what sex is.
>> Anonymous
>>873231
sauce
>> Anonymous
>>873744

Thread Winnar right there.
>> Anonymous
They just don't have diseases like in america where masturbating causes blindness. Also no god to answer to.
>> Anonymous
>>873744
4chan knows about sex? unpossible!!
>> Anonymous
Best thread on /D/ all week, I lol'd hard.
>> Anonymous
Aliens, monsters, and mutants (regardless of previous racial base template) are always in possesion of at least three prehensile Genitalia. Always.

Japans birth rate of hermaphrodites has risin staggeringly since the nineteen-eighties, for reasons we are unsure of at this moment.

When ever a man and a woman (or any other gender combination) are alone in a room, regardless of previous set goals (platonic or otherwise) will always initiate sex at the slightest provocation.

Bondage isn't so much a kink in japan, as it is a national pass-time.

American women are always blond. Always.

Mythical beings, regardless of said spiritual purity, will not hesitate to fuck the bejesus out of a nearby human.
>> Anonymous
>>873125
Sorry, but is NOBODY on /d/ capable of creating one good motivational poster other than the "internal handjob" one? Everybody just fucking repeats what's being said in the picture. Anyone want to take the screencap of the mod banning western art and then putting as the caption "western art: it's banned"?

Oh by the way, what I learned is that every animal in hentai appears to have a human-shaped penis.
>> Anonymous
Cocks.
>> Anonymous
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In hentai science only exsists to further the goals of sex. no matter how inexplicable it can still happen as long as it provides sexual pleasure.

pic related
>> Anonymous
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>>873924
How about this?
>> Anonymous
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>>873924
or perhaps this?
>> Llyander
Girls will do anything for a guy once he has sex with her.

Innocence is best dealt away with as soon as possible.

Nothing is ever blamed on the men with actual results unless the hentai is femdom in nature, in which case the opposite is true.
>> Anonymous
A typical 11 year old boy has an ass like J-lo
>> Anonymous
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Things like this are possible.
>> Anonymous
you all forgot the most obvious lesson of all:
Japanese girls have pixelated pussies.
>> Zexion
>>874034
link to sauce please?
>> Anonymous
>>874003

what happen in this thread?
>> Anonymous
Every woman can fit at least 1 huge dick in either nipple.
>> Anonymous
>>874283
sauce please
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
>>873333

Corollary: No one will ever notice people having sex in a crowded train. ESPECIALLY if it's rape.
>> Anonymous
The only eggs around originate from a tentacle monster or from a womans pussy (after being placed there by a tentacle monster). There are no such things as chicken eggs.
>> Anonymous
bump for sauce of
>>873231
>> Anonymous
Sex with anyone for any reason has no effect on any existing romantic relationship.
>> Anonymous
If a girl beats up a guy for raping her, she will soon apologise profusely for it. They will then have sex.

Any girl forced into a fetish she hates will always end up loving it, and then convert others.

Everyone comes at the same time.
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb
>>874292
LOL I was there too.
>> yes4me
The most common nickname of woman are "mama", slut, and bitch... and they like it.
>> Anonymous
>>874133

Haha, win.
>> Anonymous
-The vagina is actually a nexus to a pocket dimenson- no matter how impossible it seems, objects the size of telephone poles fit comfortably.

-When sexually aroused, every orifice begins leaking uncontrollably- this includes, but is not limited to, the mouth, tearducts, vagina, and anus.

- Virginity is a kind of superpower, and a virgin's first orgasm may allow him/her to perform feats such as shooting beams of light from the penis or vagina. (or both)
>> Anonymous
Anybody that changes sex or suddenly sprouts a dick is hardly surprised, immediately starts masturbating and has a raging orgasm that makes them never want to switch back. It's obviously better for the opposite sex.

Also, is anybody else annoyed at the 'normal' porn banners around here? Preposterous, I say.
>> Anonymous
Bangbus makes me wish I was a futanari.
The surprise would be so precious.
>> Anonymous
After months of being raped at the hands of monsters and old fat men, when rescued from such a situation the girl will always immediately allow her hero to fuck her however he pleases.
>> Anonymous
"Pregnant women are always just as horny as they were before, or hornier."

This is actually true in real life. Well, at very least sex is more pleasurable for them.
>> Anonymous
> ~Women LOVE multiple penetration

I've yet to have this one proven false.
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
>-When sexually aroused, every orifice begins leaking uncontrollably- this includes, but is not limited to, the mouth, tearducts, vagina, and anus.
>anus

I hope not. What a turn-off.
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb
>>875415
Indeed! Lubricate, perhaps, but leaking from the anus is very bad for sex, unless you're into that sort of shit.
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
>>875434
No pun intended?
lol
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
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"Olean! My only weakness! How did you know?!
>> Anonymous
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>shooting beams of light from the penis
>> Anonymous
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>>875415
you forgot nipples, which can become orifices themselves...
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1Sb
"Satan guide my cock" is 100% accurate.
The biggest man anyone has ever taken is always Bob Sapp.
Bob Sapp is always bigger than everyone else.
Men always cum directly into the womb.
Women have conscious muscular control of their uterus.
>~women don't have a gag reflex. At all.
Corollary: Women also don't need to breathe when deepthroating or being assaulted by tentacles.
>Men can ejaculate large amounts of cum an infinite amount of times.
Corollary: Semen is alway extremely thick; the testicles always produce more sperm than there is fluid to support it.
>People are made out of rubber; they stretch like balloons when inflated.
Corollary: Internal organs move out of the way or contort to fit objects inside or otherwise intruding on their space.
Cum, urine and other fluids spray from bodily orifices with great force and pressure as soon as it can be released.
Fluids always empty completely; nothing remains inside after it is sprayed out.
>you forgot nipples, which can become orifices themselves...
Nipples can be used to store objects up to or exceeding the size of large ripe watermelons.
>> Anonymous
some one should make a lit of the GOOD ones
not that ones that are just accurit
>> SNOOP !YOc0NK4pm2
/d/

- The woman's colon has no trouble fitting a huge object or tentacle through the stomach and then out of her mouth
- The woman is easily manipulated
- Women can sustain amounts of semen in there womb
- Pregnancy obviously causes a woman to get pregnant
- If the woman concentrates hard enough, you can see her insides of her vagina or the partner(man) has x-ray vision or readers/artist(us) uses x-ray vision
- (other statements related to /d/ is true)

/h/

- As the story starts, it ends in sex
- Sex is always narrated
- Most women are hot, no matter what country or place
- A woman has to say along the lines of "put your penis inside me" in order to properly engage in intercourse
- (other statements related to /h/ is true)

/l/

- In Japan, the sister's have the hots for Onii-chan
- ONII-CHAN!! That is all...
- Onii-chan is the typical, but not always, nicest person anyone will know
- (other statements related to /l/ is true)

/s/

- Onee-sama is so mean to her little brother; she always makes him do perverted things
- They're basically loli dickgirls
- Onii-chan is so nice to his little brother; he might pick on him a couple of times, but he shows that he is sorry by having sex with his little brother
- Little boys in Japan are really "curious"
- (other statements related to /s/ is true)
>> Anonymous
a woman's small intestine is no longer than the woman is tall
>> Anonymous
>>873334
beware?
thats like if you gamble beware you might win
>> moss
>>875746
there is something very strange about the way you write. your points make little sense, and/or are stated very awkwardly. especially for the amount of organization and effort you put into it.
>> Anonymous
>>873243
>~Women LOVE multiple penetration
Since when they don't?
>> Anonymous
The thing a woman loves most is when you stick your dick so far in that you rupture her cervix and mutilate her uterus.
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>>873690