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urethra play Anonymous
Well, after seeing a lot of things on this board with my girlfriend, we often try new thing, it can goes from simple bondage to walking my girlfriend with a leach on at 2am.

Today, we decided to try something new, we tried some urethra play, at first i was like ''well, we sure could try'', but i never expected that she wanted to try it on me... she used some rubber thingy, maybe 2mm wide and 1cm long, she inserted it at the tip of my penis and all i could say, it feel kinda good until she gave me a blowjob, then it hurted like shit, and it's still fucking hurting even if were done.

So, to start this ''discussion and share stuff'', i would like to know your opinion on this and also, should i take my revenge on her ?

ps. My english is bad, i know, it's not my main language

ps2. By the way, you can post urethra stuff or any random bondage stuff if you want.
>> Anonymous
ps3
>> Germanon !DOcWOWe20.
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ok... another how to sound correctly thread!

first: what is your native langauge? If its german it will be much easier to help you
>> Anonymous
My main language is french, as you see i can try to explain things even if sometimes the way i order my stuff doesn't make sense. I also perfectly understand english.
>> Anonymous
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>>957196
ilold at pic, why are there so many pipes inside her? o.o
also, you better not mess with urethra
you can take your revenge through hard anal sex, for an instance
>> Anonymous
I'll take this in consideration, thx for the tip

I was also thinking about this, could this cause infections or stuff like this ?
>> Anonymous
take your revenge by taking pics of her and posting them here
>> Anonymous
pix or it didn't happen
>> Anonymous
You're only going to want to jerk off with anything down your urethra. It can cause infection, especially since she used her mouth. The irritation and possible tearing combined with the bacteria from her mouth can cause all sorts of problems.

For revenge, I suggest you make her wear a baby jesus butt plug into church, then fuck her in the ass in the confessional and leave the butt plug behind. But, I recommend that to everyone.
>> Anonymous
My aunt works at a hospital and there's this guy that comes in every fucking month. He takes the ink part out of a ball point pen and inserts it into his urethra, but he's always getting it stuck inside or getting infections so he has to go to the hospital. At least once a fucking month.
>> Anonymous
Well then, i really hope i won't have to go to the hospital. I'll try to find something to say in case i have to, so I don't feel even more humiliated >.>
>> Johnny Silverburgh !NwdT30mJKE
>>957196
Found a RS link for this (Momoyama Jirou - Kairakuen), but it's passworded. Anyone have another RS, or the password for this one?
http://www.rapidshare.com/files/7144108/Kairakuen.rar
>> Anonymous
>>957196
Hmm, I wanted to try this or 'sounding' on my bf as well, but he wouldn't let me. :(
>> Anonymous
>>957196

Don't put anything in your urethra that isn't designed to be used in such. Buy a set of urethral dilators, also called "sounds." I cannot express how much I wish that I had started with them, as I made the mistake of using other items. The cheapest that I've ever found them is here:

http://www.leatheretc.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=3423&Category_Code
=Medical_Products&Product_Count=44

If $50 is too rich for your blood, you can buy them individually, but if you plan on continuing with urethral play, the best bang-for-your-buck in the full set.

The individual sounds in this link are sized in "mm," not "in" as the size selector indicates. I don't know why the retail hasn't fixed that error.

http://www.leatheretc.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=3749&Category_Code
=Medical_Products&Product_Count=42
>> Anonymous
>>957532

I'd whole-heartedly welcome a girl playing with my urethra, but don't be too upset that some people won't try it. It isn't for everyone. It does feel ridiculously good though.
>> Anonymous
>>957809

Can you tell me a bit more about it? What else have you tried?
>> Anonymous
>>957376
a few of the momoyamas

http://www.megarotic.com/?d=FBFKUTEY
>> anonymous
i can't believe noon'e mentioned kids in a sandbox yet.
>> Anonymous
>>957884

Go slow, use lots of sterile lube (KY, etc), make sure that you sanitize the sounds before you use them (hot water, dish soap MINIMUM, rub-down with isopropyl pads good too). What do you mean, "what else have you tried?"
>> Anonymous
Go on the premise of the dog walking thing, only do like mits on her hands as paws, make her go nekkid, and tie her to a tree. COme back at the end of the day.
>> Anonymous
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piss immediately afterwords.

No, seriously: the salt and urea will help disinfect you. Piss is sterile and slightly toxic. It's no substitute to disinfecting everything carefully but hey, we all forget some safety at times.
>> Anonymous
>>958121

Listen to him, damnit! I don't shove crap in my urethra, but the ammonia and all in your piss kill the bacteria! DO IT! DOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIT!!
>> Anonymous
>>958121

Actually, a lot of bacteria love a slightly-acidic environment like piss. >.>
>> Anonymous
>>958183
The point is that it's a sterile liquid that is exiting the body.
It can take any particles or bacteria with it as it leaves.
It's not guaranteed to get everything but it gets a majority.
>> Anonymous
URINE IS NOT STERILE IF YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INFECTION YOU RETARDS
>> Anonymous
>>958264
And who said they did already?
>> Top
I think the idea is that he doesn't have an infection, or that his body is controlling it quite well. In either of those cases piss is quite sterile. (I've heard somewhere that people's own urine has been used to clean wounds in particularly harsh circumstances, but I can't verify this.)

As to revenge, there's a lot of things you can do. You should get her to deepthroat you, then hold her nose for a bit (10 seconds should be quite enough, as you don't need a large breath) after she breaths out a breath. Release right as you're cumming and you'll get her to gasp for breath via nose (you'll have to be careful to have your cock right inside the entrance to her throat and not further down). The net result is basically that she gets the sensation of literally drowning in your cum.
>> Yuthirin
Top, that's the most amazing thing I've ever seen anyone post on /d/.
>> Anonymous
>>958264
Urine is highly toxic, I doubt anything can live in it even if you happen to have an infection.
>> Anonymous
>>958597
Urine is only sterile when it's still inside of you.
>> Anonymous
>>958822
>>958825
FALSE

So long as you're healthy, your urine is sterile. Read more.
>> Kirby !PkDo3c3GM2
>>959078
We were having a discussion in a watersports thread about how sterile urine is, and apparently it's sterile when it leaves your body (unless it picks stuff up on the way out - bacteria on the outside) and you've got about 15 minutes until it starts to break down.
>> Anonymous
wrong board
>> Anonymous
Moar pen0r stuffing monsieur french man.
Why not shove something right back in her urethra? Be all "j'adore tu...SURPRISE Urethera sex!!"
Poste les photos si vous plait.
>> Anonymous
>>958597
Top, you turn me on. Care to share more of your devious ideas with us?
>> Anonymous
Your urine is sterile to you, not other people.
>> Anonymous
>>959673

I don't think you know what 'sterile' means.
>> Anonymous
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once sterilized and the plastic connector is removed they slide in pretty easily
>> Top
>>959665
Sure.
I'm new to 4chan, so I've mostly been just hanging back and seeing what's going on, maybe adding a comment here or there, some under Anonymous rather than Top. But I like /d/ and I think I'm here to stay.

So, more to the point, I've been thinking of doing some fiction work for awhile, so it might be fun to pull sort of an anti-cancer and make people get art that coordinates with story bits.
>> sage sage
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does not belong in /d/ anyway