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I found my girlfriend getting off to my futa Anonymous
Is it time to buy a strapon and some lube?
>> Anonymous
Yeahhhh... my gf wants a strap on, and I guess I want it... but I'm still a little skiddish...
>> Anonymous
Hell yes. Also see if she's interested in getting another girl in there with a strapon to screw HER at the same time.
>> Anonymous
op you lucky cunt.
>> Anonymous
where the hell do you get good ones? my wife has expressed interest but we're not about to go browsing around nasty sex shops...
>> Anonymous
>>487165
wear a johnny cash mask when you go in the store. its a disguise.
>> Anonymous
My ex was really into the idea, but it never got past the drawing board
>> Anonymous
>>487187

Or a Johnny Carson mask. This probably won't get you anywhere but if you do a good Johnny Carson impression then you might get some laughs from the sex shop cash register guy.
>> Anonymous
Wait... Why would she get a strap on? Please tell me it's not to stick it in your pooper.
>> Anonymous
>>487202
Of course it's going in his pooper. If you can't handle something as tame as that then get out of /d/.
>> Anonymous
in case OP isn't fake - you lucky bastard. go get the tools and enjoy...
>> Anonymous
>>487212

I think I'm the odd one out here. What the fuck. So now /d/ is gay. I'm speechless. All my thoughts on futa crushed, by the thought of other futa-lovers wanting to be FUCKED by a girl with a dick. Now, if you say you are not gay, and you like a cock up your ass, you'll be lying.

Goddamn. This is wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>487217
You're not gay if you like having stuff up your ass. You're gay IF YOU LIKE MEN.

End of discussion. Why do we keep getting this sort of drama from twats like you?
>> Anonymous
>>487223
Lies.

If that strap-on had balls, they would touch, most futas have balls, if you want a futa to stick it in your pooper, you would be gay.
>> Anonymous
>>487226
Dumbest and most badly thought out argument ever?
>> Anonymous
>>487217
OMG UR SO RITE! PROSTATE EXAM = UR FUCKIN GAY!

STFU. You're gay if you like men.
>> Anonymous
>>487231
I concur. If you're a guy who finds balls gay, then you could just be a raving homosexual yourself because you have balls. Worst possible argument for homosexual causes IMHO.

Personally, futa with balls > normal futa. That is my opinion, and I am not gay (bisexual at most.).
>> Anonymous
>>487231
You must be new here. I suggest lurking moar.
>> Anonymous
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I say we quit this piss-hole drama and make this a chicks-with-dicks-and-balls thread.
>> Anonymous
>>487236
Nope, been here for years. That argument just happened by make no sense at all.
>> Anonymous
You are not gay but damn be a man and do the fucking, what are you the woman now?
>> Anonymous
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Protip: Get double sided dildo. Lube up butt. Insert into gf. Have gf thrust into butt. Get simultaneous handjob and finger clit.
>> Anonymous
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also this
>> Anonymous
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or put two-sided dildo in both butts insert your cock into gf cunt. the end?
>> Anonymous
>>487217

If balls don't touch its not gay
>> Anonymous
quick poll:

i'm thinking about buying a dildo(not strapon just yet) and using it on my boyfriend...

so, poll is, how much into bdsm are those of you who want it? if it's a lot(ish), then i'm gonna go for it.
>> Anonymous
>>487309
All that really matters here is how much HE is into it, get real.
>> Anonymous
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Yes.
>> Anonymous
My obsession with futa is that I would like to be the futa.
>> Anonymous
>>487331
he DOES have an anal fixation...
>> Anonymous
>>487335
Source, full name, etc.

Couldn't find on rapidsearch with mmlade.
>> Anonymous
I said once in a previous thread here and i'll say it again. If you like futa, call yourself bi.
>> Anonymous
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>>487348
You're not alone
>> Anonymous
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>>487362
>> Anonymous
>>487354

caramel dou , Marmalade
>> Anonymous
/d/ never fails to deliver.
I never know whether to bust out laughing or fap.
>> Anonymous
You like putting things in your bums
>> Anonymous
>>487367
you bitch about gideon when there's shit like>>486528on /d/?

god, /d/ fucking sucks
>> Anonymous
I'll fap to pictures of girls getting fucked by giant cocks because the idea of an innocent (or super slutty) chick copulating with such a larger organ not designed for her is hot hot to me. I dont look at said dicks and say "you know.. that would look great up my asshole". I think if you get anal beads up your butt or something then its not really gay. If you are aroused by the idea of a penis in your ass though... I don't know. Its wanting to get fucked by a male sexual organ and fantasizing about male sexual organs fucking YOU, isnt that gay? My thought is that it is.
>> Anonymous
>>487382
Well, if there was a hot chick with big boobs on the end of that cock up your ass, it would be a bit less gay than a man being on the end of it.

Especially if it was an ugly man. Ew.
>> Anonymous
Take it to /b/, faggots.

/d/ isn't for life stories, advice, or roleplaying.
>> Anonymous
>>487381
Cry moar.
>> Anonymous
>>487381
I reported both, stop your bitching.
>> Anonymous
so . . . who thinks that trying to determine sexual orientation of ppl who are looking at /d/ material is a little bit stupid? I think we're a little bit past the gay/straight issue, and more into the DICKNIPPLES AND CUNTS ATTACHED TO COCKS region. So who the fuck cares what you call it? Fap to what you want and fuck your gf how she likes it.
>> Anonymous
>>487433
hail hail anon has spoken.
>> Anonymous
All this homophobia is really stupid when you stop to think that everyone is gay for Bridget. Everyone.
>> Anonymous
>>487461
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>487461
I refuse to believe this! Uhm...yeah! Total bullshit, yeah! I bet no matter WHAT bridget picture you posted, not everyone would be gay for it! Yeah!
>> Anonymous
>>487461
keep saying that and keep believing that you still are straight maybe one day it will come true
>> Ehhh..... !N2Rn3IpqO2
This discussion appears every few weeks.

OBVIOUSLY SIGNIFICANT GROUND IS NOT BEING MADE FOR EITHER SIDE OF THE ARGUMENT. Instead of bickering like fucking n00bs, which you probably all are, why don't you try ignoring each other and fapping like normal depraved fucks?
>> Anonymous
>>487480
Well put.
>> Anonymous
Does anyone have the "dicks for ears" pic/macro?

That always gives me a chuckle, and I like to use that as a funny way to tune out/ignore stupid internet arguments.
>> Anonymous
liking things in your ass, is not gay. See it just so happens that the general cock shape is pretty much designed for sticking into holes and causing pleasure. So if you want something to be in your ass and feel good, dick shaped things are the best way to go.

If you believe a dildo would be far too gay, do the manly thing and anally stimulate yourself with a fork.

Also, enjoying anal stimulation is absolutely fine, nothing wrong with it. If you also enjoy having cock shaped things in your mouth, you might want to re-evaluate your sexuality.

Btw, i'm a straight guy who does not enjoy anal, tried it, didn't do it for me. It's just that with the kinda stuff that DOES do it for me, I can't really get judgemental regarding other peoples fetishes.
>> Ande
Thanks to actually having experienced a prostate examination, let me just say now, that no, I am not gay. The thought of another guy putting anything in my butt is disturbing on more levels than I plan to admit to. If, however, the same thing was done by a relatively attractive girl, that would be another story all together. Ipso facto attraction towards anal stimulation doesn't neccessairly mean that one is gay.

If a penis shaped instrument is too much, try using a flash light (hint, go with metal, since it will be easier to clean). If you can use something to enduce anal stimulation, and actually find it appealing, then how is that any different than an attractive girl doing you with a strap-on? For further comparisons think about recieving a hand job. If it is done by a girl, then there is no problem with it, but if a guy was doing it, what then?

Gender people, think about the gender. A chick is a chick, and a dude is a dude. If the person doing it is female, thank-you all the same, it isn't considered an act of homosexuality because what you're concentrating on is the person's gender rather than the equipment that may or may not be present.
>> Anonymous
>>487654
>>487673
/thread
>> Anonymous
>>487335

Sauce?
>> Anonymous
Sexuality is not binary - gay or straight - it's a fucking continuum.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale

Now shut up with this stupid argument.
>> truth karbine
prostate pressure= stimulation/ its scientific, men have prostates. ITS ORGANIC. It doesn't care if you like guys or girls. if its stimulated well enough, you wll cum. by the stupid's argument, all men are gay. in truth, the prostate causes stimulation, if your not use to it, it will hurt, if you are, it feels good. enjoy it ffs or gtfo. dick chicks herms and other assortment of girls with cocks show a girl with a point of view of a guy, we know if we wak off it feels good, so would they. isn't it logical that maybe we as a race like to see females feeling the same pleasure as us? maybe its because we are deep down inside good people. just maybe you all will stop fighting over /d/ FFS. ITS ART. go discuss
>> Anonymous
Chicks have no right to feel the dominance of having a penis, thats why they have a vagina for recieving. If you want to go against nature then go ahead and live in your crazy, backwards, monkeys driving automobiles kind of world and wallow in it!
>> Anonymous
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>>487535
>> Anonymous
>>487711prostate pressure= stimulation/ its scientific, men have prostates. ITS ORGANIC. It doesn't care if you like guys or girls. if its stimulated well enough, you will cum.

Agreed, that's rather important to know. In occurances of prison rape, it isn't unlikely for the victims to get an erection. The body reacts that way, the prostate feels good even if everything else feels bad. Surveys that gathered the information that men spend more time than women on the pooper has lead to the conclusion that the simple act of going to the bathroom and pooping feels better for men so they take their time when they do it.

Why the hell am I talking about prison rape mechanics and pooping sexism
>> Anonymous
>>487711
>>487809
If this is true then why have some men reported that prostate stimulation is an unpleasant sensation, or that it makes them feel like they need to use the toilet? Not all men find prostate stimulation pleasurable.
>> Anonymous
>>487778
>>487778
But i like monkeys,

1: Most futa, while having a penis, are still a distincly female character, as evident by the compleate lack of male secondary sexual characteristics, and most even have a complete female reproductive tract.

2: Anal stimulation can be pleasurable for both sexes, due to simple anatomy.

3: An act is normal gay only if it is preformed by a member of the same sex on you. Simply having a single male and/or female characteristic does not make you a specific gender.

So we conclude futa are female, anal stimulation might be pleasuable for both, and therefore the act is not gay
>> Anonymous
I came to /d/ for the dick girls, I stayed for the lulz.
>> Anonymous
>>487838
The method, situation and the mood can all lead to a disagreeable experience much more than a natural tendency to bring pleasure. You know, like during rape. People (usually) don't like that yet it involves sexual organs made for bringing pleasure!
>> Anonymous
According to the New England Journal of Medicine, if you want a dick in your ass, then you are gay.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
/d/ is not for /d/iscussion
>> Anonymous
>>487933
Says you, lol.
>> Anonymous
I want to be raped by an attractive girl with a strap-on.
>> Anonymous
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This is what it's all about. Not dicks in my butthole or anyother guy's but the ability for two chicks to spew semen all over eachother and have no men involved. I don't think that's gay
>> Anonymous
yeah way to start overthinking everything and skip my question...where does one find a good strap-on on the internets? any reputable sites? if i can find a good one we both like, i'll post a trip report.
>> Anonymous
Yadda yadda organic excuse, yadda yadda.

The argument should go the other way. Anyone who can't admit that there might be pleasure in anal stimulation for men, has a problem with it, and thus is closer to being gay than someone who plainly enjoys the exploration of all forms of sex. Because it doesn't matter if a bullet hits you in the arm or leg, it still hurts. It's a body and it interacts with other bodies, that's all.
And of course it'll be pleasurable if you're doing it with a loved one, since that always adds plenty of value.
Nobody with a rational mind would say that anal pleasure correlates with homosexuality. It's like saying you'd like to eat a tin can just because it has a cherry on top.
>> Anonymous
I like cocks. I just don't like men. Which is why I like futa.

Is it gay if I like cock, possibly cock up my ass, but am utterly repulsed by the male body (muscled, manly, etc)?
>> Anonymous
>>488084
Right, there's nothing hotter than two (or more) chicks going at it, but there needs to be a penis in there somewhere. All the better if there's no hairy dude in the scene.
>> Anonymous
>>487157
anyone have a rapid share of pics like these?
>> Anonymous
>>487803
Thanks.

This image is prudent to the discussion.

As I cannot hear any of you, for I have balls for ears.
>> Anonymous
>>488106
Agreed.
>> Anonymous
>>488119
agreed
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
>>Surveys that gathered the information that men spend more time than women on the pooper has lead to the conclusion that the simple act of going to the bathroom and pooping feels better for men so they take their time when they do it.

Holy crap! It all makes so much more sense now!
>> sage
theres that sexshop in new york that's famouns and is always on HBO
>> Anonymous
Use lube! It really is important.
>> Anonymous
>>488288
Well, it would make sense if a huge one hit your prostate on the way out...
>> Anonymous
>>487859

come for the futa, stay for the discourse - hell yes.

/d/ is awesome.
>> DustedVeins
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Look, futa doesn't occur naturally, it's all in theory. I -personally- do not enjoy the idea of anal stimulation, but i don't think enjoying it would make me or anyone else 'gay', 'gay' refers to an individual who is attracted to the same symetrical sex, I.E, man = man, woman = woman, the last time i checked, futa =/= man, futa =/= woman, its a combination of both elements, a penis does not make a man a man, and if you'd like to have your partner insert things through the service entrance, that's your consent and your enjoyment. If OTHER people would like to prevent such things from happening, i suggest they put their ass in front of yours, if it's that big of a deal.

And who's to say women don't deserve a feeling of dominance? I'm not a macho-man, I don't have massive biceps and arms, I don't treat women like objects, being there only to get what I want to get rid of; They want to feel dominant, that's fine. Some guys like to be submissive, that's cool too, whatever gets you over the edge is what you've got to do. Vagina and penis are just the cards you're dealt when you're born; No law stating you have to stick with them.

They're the ones that have the babies, they can feel as dominant as they want.
>> Anonymous
futa is for cockmonglers.

Now let's sage this fucking thread
>> Anonymous
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>>487309
Same here. I want to do my boyfriend with a strapon, but I've asked before and he's not interested.
He likes being fingered though, and he's cute and submissive...
Straight/futa-loving anon, please tell me. Are you really that averse to the idea? What size toys would you be comfortable with?
>> C h a n
>>488424
anon here, anal stimulation is the greatest, although just rubbing the ol' taint is good enough for a powerful orgasm when you're fucking

but then again I like things from all across the spectrum (regular girls to like...er...horse dick)
>> SAGE-KUN
This is too
>> Anonymous
thanks to the internet these conversations are now common place
>> Anonymous
>>488384
Actually it does. It's uncommon, but some infants are born with both sets of external sexual organs. they're not completely functional, of course, and the doctor usually surgically removes one set immediately, but it does happen.
>> Anonymous
For some reason I hate talking about strap-ons, though I love the use of it.
>> Anonymous
I don't get it why it matters if something is or isn't gay. If you like it or don't like it, what does it matter? If you generally like action movies but find one comedy movie good, do you try to deny it? Gay or straight, who cares.
>> Anonymous
>>487335

source?
>> Anonymous
Some tech speech: real futanari have dick instead of clitoris, no external balls, and vagina just after dick. Girls with dick and balls and vagina with clitoris are androgynous. Girls with only dick and balls and no vagina at all are transexuals. Girls that can change sex are hermaphrodite.

To be in topic: reading what you said, I think I will buy a strap-on to use with my boyfriend, even if he doesn't want in his ass. It will be a nice surprise!
>> OsakanOne !8FVFEBTVK2
My good man, you've struck gold.
>> Anonymous
I look at /d/ because this is stuff that i can't get in real life and Futa/guy has never turned me on. I don't thnk the strap on would fly with me or my girl.