Hi dad.
lol Japan
Isn't this thing a mythological creature?
Watch out, it spits..
I know that guy, he's a real dickhead.
you'll never defeat my dancing penis style!
This is why we don't have kissing booths anymore.
RE: all comments above me... EL-OH-FUCKING-EL.
>>485625way to turn a win thread into epic fail
Pyramids Head perverted brother?
>>485970Yeah, what a dickhead, eh?
Not only did the ancient Japanese have furries, they also had /d/ way before it was even invented.
penis + head pun here
>>Not only did the ancient Japanese have furriesThough to be honest, pretty much every ancient culture had those...
>>486298Yeah, but no one else had Tanukis.
>>486318But... tanuki are real animals.
>>486440But... ancient Japanese tanukis could grow their testicles.
>>486441So can I, but you don't see me bragging about it.
>>486446At will? To any size they desire? I don't think so, Pym.
>>486449NICE TRY ZARFLAX, but I said I wouldn't brag and I'm not going to. The mystery of my expandable testicles shall remain locked away forever in the darkest depths of my mind.
>>486441And real tanuki (supposedly, I've never seen one, myself) have very large testicles as it is. It's not a particularly odd mythology to grow out of that, and either way it still isn't furry.