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HALP Anonymous
I am a female in need halp before my relationship fails because of boring sex.

so, males:

What kind of sex would you consider epic win? this can include position, scenario, setting, etc.
>> Anonymous
tie yourself down and let him have his way with you.
>> Anonymous
getting my dick sucked
>> Anonymous
>>295245I'm going to ask a bunch of virgins for sex advice.

fix'd
>> Anonymous
I thought this was /b/ for a second.

But uh, let him put it in your pooper.
>> Anonymous
I would say light bondage or cozplay?
>>295250lol good point.
>> Anonymous
well, since you're asking in /d/, I suggest you grow some big milk-dripping udders and a big ol' dick.
>> Anonymous
>>295255
And you'd best grow some tentacles. Him too.
>> Anonymous
use your tenticle arms to jerk him of while licking his head with your snake tongue...
>> Anonymous
Don't forget to play with his ass with your feet. Also remember to suddenly expand about 300 pounds too. Perhaps find yourself a nice Toyota Tundra to shove up your pussy.
>> /B/tard
man this belongs in b
>> Anonymous
>>295245
I wonder why you think you will find your answer in a hentai-alternative forum

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