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Anonymous
Story time!
So this one time in my freshmen year of college, a bunch of us were sitting around telling stories about high school. This chick had just told this awesome story about how she'd thrown a house party where some drunk guy punched a whole in her wall, and some Mexicans at the party (who she'd never seen before) somehow had drywall and fixed the hole for her on sight.
We were certain no one was going to top that story, until this kid tells us this story about some slut from his school who comes into class one day swearing that she's pregnant. She goes on and on about it, and it's starting to piss him off. He's certain she's lying and that she's just trying to get some attention, so he walks across the room and punches the girl in the stomach while screaming "BITCH, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT!"
Of course, we were all shocked. I'm like "Dude, what if she had been pregant?"
To which he says, "Were you not listening to the story? I told you, she was faking it!"
"But you didn't know that at the time!"
"Yes I did!"
And then an argument ensured. Good times...
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