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CONTRIBUTING!

btw anyone know the sauce on this excellence?
>> Anonymous
This kind of thing always looks painful.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
What is this called?
>> Anonymous
>>665415
try it. Seriously. Great times :3
>> Anonymous
>>665629
looks like sounding.
>> Anonymous
>>665634
Thank you. Been wondering for years.
>> Anonymous
>>665636
and never thought to use google?
idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>665638

How can you adequately google something you don't know the name of? Foo'.
>> Anonymous
check out 'sounding' on xtube. pretty hard core, but the people in these vids enjoy it.

and by people i do mean men.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I tried it when I was about 14 and had no idea what I was doing, or that it was even possible. It wasn't particularly enjoyable, but that was me being an idiot, so who knows.

I like the fact that since I'm about to go to sleep, I clear my mind of the shit that is /b/ by lurking /d/. Guess I'm pretty fucked up after all.
>> Anonymous
>>665393
anybody got the source for this?
>> Anonymous
>>665377

Source?
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SOUNDING THREAD YAY!
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I used to use a bend 40 cm cable for sounding pleasure
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i went all the way down to the bladder
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you will never know what AWESOME feeling it is to cum with something in your tube.
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I once entered my bladder with the cable and came instantly as the cable went all the way in my dick.
I was just in the middle of wanking but upon seeing my dick swallow the cable i just couldnt hold it.
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I always used my own saliva as lube... guess that was not the safest thing
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i also ran around my appartment to search for shit that was goot enough to jam into my prechious urethra
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oh god... just THINKING about the cold metal forks sliding down my penis.... I get a hardon!
>> Anonymous
What's the best household itmes to try sounding with?
>> Anonymous
>>666287
DS Lite stylus
>> Anonymous
>>666287

Steak Knives
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I once sounded a pearl-necklace and guess what.
It ripped just as i wanted to pull it out.
>> Anonymous
>>666287
steak-knife.

if you are SERIOUSLY considering this, make sure you disinfect your item of choice with boiling water. try explaining your satanic urinary infection to the doc. 'well i was on /d/, and...'
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>>666288

actually that was the first thing i sounded with.... but it was the pointy one from the phat DS so it hurt a little
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speaking of infections... i once had a big scale bladder infection.
the one in the hospital said he never saw so much bacteria in one bladder.
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I started with metal forks as they were long, shaped like an urtethra and... well... available!
Some pens are good to. try those!
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NEVER USE SOMETHING WITH TEXTURE!
Its very painful.
Imagine you have to shit out a cactus and get a big pineapple shoved in right afterwards.
Yeah....
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by texture i mean.... never use fucking q-tips!
also strools are a bad idea as they have a sharp edge at the entrance.
generally only use things with no edges
>> Anonymous
I just recently started, I got down to about an inch past the base; couldn't go farther, because that was as long as my paintbrush was, lol.
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ALWAYS piss after sounding.
urine is sterile so you will flush a lot of bacteria that might get into your urethra down the toilet!
>> Anonymous
What does sounding feel like when you cum? I'm not interested in trying it as it's too dangerous for my liking, but I'm curious to know from others.
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pissing may hurt as there will be tiny ruptures in your urethra from sounding. but whats worse? the feeling of pissing a few sharp stones or to explain you doctor how your uretrha became a bacteria theme park
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>>666312
you ever stopped wanking for like 4 weeks and then blew a load?
Know the feeling of mayonnaise like cum blowing out of your cock?
somehow its like that.
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remember NEVER use q-tips!
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This thread made my penis retract into my pelvis from fear.
>> Anonymous
What is the source of those pages of a manga?
>> Anonymous
some of you might be intersted in this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince's_Wand
>> Anonymous
>>666329
That means your sense of selfpreservation is working perfectly.
>> Anonymous
fuck metal rods and wires and shit, my girlfriends pinky works just awesome. she can get it in to the 2nd knuckle and it feels great and Im no pro
>> Anonymous
I tried something like this, blood ensued.

But it was worth it.
>> Anonymous
IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ

Don't get carried away by the people posting stories about sounding or by the way it looks delicious in the animu porn. It hurts, like, hurts. It's pain in an area that the body is not used, it'll bypass your pain-tolerance even if you have a lot. Also has a good chance of killing your boner. Therefore, don't expect a susprise orgasm.
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>>666489
Iam glad that people have different fetishes. I get off by sounding regulary. sure the first few times it stung a bit but afterwards its fucking hot.
>> Anonymous
>>666288
Second the DS Lite stylus... just tried this for the first time ~10 minutes ago. Washed it and my hands thoroughly with very hot water and antibacterial soap.

Got about 2 inches in... <3 ...I mean wow, I expected some pain and discomfort. There was neither and it felt great. <3

I'm gonna try it again tomorrow I think.
>> Anonymous
>the DS Lite stylus

That'll be next up on the toy recall list...
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>> Anonymous
>>666548
I have to once again express how crazy good this was. I wish I had something just a little bit thinner for my first times, but I'm so excited to work my way up to the girth of a sharpie. <3
>> Anonymous
How big should your first sound be?
>> Anonymous
>>666595
lol I dunno really. Like I just said, my very first time was tonight with my DS Lite stylus. Got it about 2 inches in. I doubt there was much stretching at all, at least nothing that hurt. I recommend being fully hard before trying.

It's rather hard to fap at normal speed with something in so shallow (as the object will clearly fall out), so I'll see if I can get the stylus in all the way to the handle tomorrow probably. And obviously the most important thing is to sanitize whatever object you're using as thoroughly as possible. I also advise keeping a little in the tank to urinate afterward.

It's such a creepily good feeling... but weird... but good...
>> Anonymous
>>666265

i need this so bad
>> Anonymous
>>666313
is there more or..?
>> Anonymous
I go aware for 5 minutes and we're off page 1. >_< I wanna hear some more stories and suggestions and pics.
>> Anonymous
>>666677

I was going to contribute, but that face just genuinely made me felt awkward, so I'm going to pass.
>> Anonymous
>>666681
Fine then, be that way.
>> Anonymous
when I started urethra play I started with Q-tips. It feels so strange getting it in..but when you find rubber tubing that is slim enough I deeply suggest getting it in to the bladder made me come so fast. But be carefull if your not it can hurt bad I accidently damaged my Urethra a little bit cause I wasn't careful, so be fore warned but it's the best feeling in the world
>> Anonymous
>>666694
Wouldn't the cotton bother you?
>> Anonymous
it's not that it bothored but it's better if you have precum or have pissed before to make it slick than wet the Q-tip with hot water but if you don't do it often like twice a week your urethra shrinks back and it can feel uncomfortable yes.. (I don't have my Urethra toys any more there in a different state than me T-T )
>> Anonymous
>>666604

I'm considering using the DS lite stylus since my lite is charging at the moment. Any tips besides the hygiene stuff?
>> Anonymous
>>666736
You'll have to angle a little bit towards the bottom side of your penis, most likely... not "straight" in. OP pic seems to be a good example of the shape of the urethra.

Just be careful and slow and stop if it hurts.
>> Anonymous
>>666736
Oh, and share your experience if you're trying it now and coming back!
>> Anonymous
>>666746

I tried for a bit and got it about a quarter of the in before it started to get painful and slowly pulled it out. It was certainly different experience that I'll try again.
>> Anonymous
>>666786
Sounds good, almost as far as I did. I think I'm a bit wider than average, so I'm pretty sure I can take the whole thing with very little pain.
>> Anonymous
I used to do that shit with my Legos when I was a kid. They had this one piece that was about an inch long rod with a rounded tip. I eventually tried some of the other pieces, such as a long green antenna thing with a ball on the end. Very thin, but around 4 inches long. The first one wasn't bad. That long antenna thing though... that hurt. So I quit doing it. I didn't really have a concept of "jerking off" back then, so I never tried to do that with anything inserted.

Hadn't even really given a second thought until this topic. Might try it again sometime, but after seeing that picture of the guy with a butterknife in his cock - eh... I don't want to make a habit of it.
>> Anonymous
>>666795
Holy crap, I got a box of legos from when I was a kid in my closet. I know the piece you're talking about. That's perfect!
>> Anonymous
>>666799

It's small, so it'll probably fall out if you get all Fast & the Furious on it. I dunno what you could use to hold it in. Maybe taping it to your cock, or using a condom?
>> Anonymous
I just did it with a DS Lite stylus, and put it in and took it out about 3-4 times. I went in a little farther each time, stopping when it hurt. It was hot as hell. When I came, it felt like something white hot came out of my dick.

But when I pissed, it burned like hell. I guess when people say to take it slow, they mean it.

I want to do it again, but with something like a rubber tube to accomadate my urethral curve. Does anon know where to get something like this?
>> Anonymous
>>666803
I just want to poke around, so it will work. If not, I'll bring the stylus.
>> Anonymous
>>666805
Sounds like it was a little too thick for you and you stretched a bit.

And yes, I second the question for good commonplace flexible items that can be used for somewhat deep penetration.
>> Zero
Isn't it wonderful how we can just talk about all this?
>> Anonymous
>>666818
Yes, it's quite wonderful. Thanks for asking.
>> Anonymous
Anyway, just had a second go at it... got the whole stylus in. Yeh, there was a little pain, but that's normal stretching pain. And passing urine after stretching... OW.

Faint trace of blood but, from all my experiences with anal, I figure that's just a normal little bit from the first times stretching something wider than expected. I'll probably stick to the legos from now on, no stretching involved and I still get the sensation.

A very fun and educational evening.
>> Anonymous
>>666805
>>666810
belive it or not, my favorite thing is actually a small rubber tube that came with a lego technic pnumatic kit. it took me a while to trim the end so it wasn't blocky (any edge, even just the squared off edge of a flexible tube) can irratate the inner membrane.

its small, flexible and long. long enough to reach my bladder, and the sensation of going though that last sphinter is just indescribable. and i should mention, carries a much MUCH higher risk of infection. in just the urethra you're garunteed to wash away any residual bacteria the next time you piss. but if you go into the bladder, not all of the contaminated urine is garunteed to be excreted.

so whenever i do this, i make sure to drink lots and lots and lots of water just to get alot of fluid going though me. cranberry juice also has some anti UTI properties, which is just as well, because i drink it constantly anyway (my favorite drink is cran-raspberry). needless to say, i drink it afterwards. and i've never gotten a UTI. actually, though it might scare some people, i don't actually sterilze it before use, i just wash it really really really well (like the kind of washing surgeons do with thier hands before sticking them in people)

if you plan on going that far in, another thing i can say is NEVER touch like the first 2 inches with your hands. or let it touch anything else. (other than the inside of you) keep it clean and uncontaminated.

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actually, i lied a bit up there, i've had a UTI before. but it was before i got into ANY urethral play, or for that matter, and kind of sex play at all. they are nasty things, it burns when you piss, and makes it feel like you constantly have to go. on the plus side once i got up the curage to actually GO to the doctor it was a painless visit. all i had to do was piss in a cup, and had a culture taken. and then take some antibioitics. no hugely embarressing questions. so if you are unlucky and get one, go right away. they rarely get better by themselves, and if you get a nasty one it can permanentally dammage your kidneys, and cause life threatening issues. but it'll hurt badly so you'll want to have it taken care of even if it didn't.


another fun toy that's easy to find is jelly fishing lures. just besure to wash them well (fewmin with soapy water is enough), as they sometimes come with fish attractants and other stuff on them, and that can be an irratant. but they have a great texture and are easy to find.

steel ball bearings are also great fun. they are smooth, and the weightyness is cool. don't let them go past the base of your penis though, or they could be difficult to extract. also, great fun with magnets.
>> Anonymous
>>666832
Yeah. In retrospect, a fun little experiment just to know it's possible but not worth the risk. So screw it, I'll stick to all my other fetishes. XD
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>>666810
>>666805
Bump for flexible things.
>> Anonymous
>>666836
well thats boring. just piss alot after and the risk is minimal.

as i said, i don't even sterilize, and i've never gotten one after, and i do it semi regularly.

and don't go all the way to the bladder, its like 8inches in anyway, so for most of this its a moot point.
>> Anonymous
>>666846
I guess I could keep using the stylus and adjust to its girth.
>> Anonymous
>>666846
How often does the pissing hurt and/or bleed afterward btw?
>> Anonymous
>>666851
i've never held a ds stylus, is there any plastic flashing around the edge where it was molded. that can irratate the lineing too. it may look really small, but you'll feel it. and worse, even if you don't feel it while playing with it, you'll feel it much more after.

honestly, i try to avoid anything with seams. or trim them off if they have one with an xacto/razorblade. although some people who've done this for much longer than i have use things like wood. (OW all that grain. just OW) or other rough shit. not for me. thanks.

actually dispite egging you on, do whatever makes you happy.

a pen can be nice too, but bics have too much flashing, and i don't generally want to put a nice smooth one in. nicer pens also tend to be larger than i can accomidate, and i'm not really interested in streaching.

the big things are just be clean(!), take it slow and drink lots of water.
>> Anonymous
I read something once about shoving gummi worms into the urethra. The guy said that you use a thin wire or something and shove 2-3 in there, and when you cum they shoot out and make your cum taste a little sweet. But, I think he said the green and yellow ones shouldn't be used, because they leave a slight burning sensation. Don't take my word on that little fact though, because this was a long time ago. It could very well be the orange and red ones. So if anyone read something like that, it would be great if they could refresh my memory.
>> Anonymous
Recommendation: stockroom.com, specifically, http://stockroom.com/Sounds-Dilators-Jewelry-C179.aspx

Enjoy :)

Oh, and...http://stockroom.com/PES-Deep-Throat-P2078.aspx
God DAMN. Electrostim+urethral insert = Win and God. A description that I've seen from somewhere: "It's like being jacked off from inside your cock".
>> Anonymous
>>666858
What's "Flashing"? If you mean like raised letters... yeh, the Nintendo logo is very very very minimally raised on both ends. Also, near the very top there is a small bump which holds the stylus into the DS. I definately am going to stick to the lego "lance" piece which about the same length as the stylus, with about half the girth, but 100% smooth.
>> Anonymous
>>666860
I saw a guy shoot a green gummi worm from inside his cock on xtube.
>> Anonymous
>>666861

I have to say even though they aren't the most affordable things in the world as long as my dick doesn't fall off I'm fine.
>> Anonymous
>>666856
i haven't bled sence the first time. but i tend to keep it small, and i also go really really slow. i don't force. at all, i put light pressure on and accept.

when i use the rubber tube i was talking about, it doesn't leave me with any residual irratation either.

if i tried to streach, i have no doubt it would come back though.

the first time i did it, it hurt to piss the day after as well, but thats not happened sence then either. although i have had residual irratation sence then, but it's never lasted anywhere near as long.

on one other thing. lubricants are highly reccomened, but ONLY use water based. oil based ones can be difficult to wash out. and that is NOT a good thing. i use tap water myself, though it can sting a bit on account of not being ballanced to your body. sterile saline or ky would be better, if you have it. some people use spit, which is ballanced right, but i find that its a bit germ ifested to me. where as city water is very low. but i engage in higher risk behaviors too.
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>>666872
its any artifact of the molding process.

on a bic, for example, its a slight line of raised plastic that runs the length of the pen where the 2 halves of the mold came together. (the clear kind) on other things. i can take other forms.

here's an example of on a small molded miniture. its that line thats running down the center. i couldn't find any closeups of a pen
>> Anonymous
>>666894
You know, I thought terrible horrible things about that image before I read the post. Kind of hard to make it out.
>> Anonymous
>>666894
In theory, wouldn't raised lettering possibly irritate as well?
>> Anonymous
>>666903
oh yes. the thing about flashing though, is that it tends to be realtivly sharp. and small enough to be easily over looked.

eg, you might think to yourself oh, thats small, i won't feel it. you will.

the lettering at least is bigger (which actually could cause less iritation) and is more likely to be blunted off.
>> Anonymous
Anonymissus likes where this thread has gone!
>> Anonymous
>>666929
Anonymissus as in anonyMISSus? as in a girl? becuase there are some (unfortuante) implications for girls. if they are interested in this sort of stuff

or am i just reading too much into an interesting pluralization?
>> Anonymous
the best thing in my opinion is a rubber tube from an iv

its almost a perfect catheter

bled once and pissing afterwards sucked but the cumming was amazing
>> Anonymous
>>666936
Yes, this anonymous is an anonymissus. ^_~ I don't want it done to me, I just like watching it done to guys. ROWR.
>> Anonymous
>>666949

>Yes, this anonymous is an anonymissus. ^_~ I don't want it done to me, I just like watching it done to guys. ROWR.

>^_~
>ROWR

Not a girl. Just a queer. False alarum, /d/eviants. Return to your quarters.
>> Anonymous
>>666949
Well, that killed my boner

We need more sounding pictures in here
>> Anonymous
>>666949
well, if you ever decide to try you should know that girls are more prone to UTI, (so clean sterile attention is even more important. also drink water)

also, the urethra can be significantly harder to find.

and though for obvious reasons i have no personal expirence, i'm told it feels really good.

there used to be an interesting webpage giving a female perspective, but it seems to be gone.
>> Anonymous
I'm the fellow from
>>666805

Is there a certain amount of time I should let pass befor doing it again, because I suddenly want to do it one more time, albeit more carefully.
>> Anonymous
>>666961
i have no idea. but i've always waited until any and all lingering effects totally go away.

and then usually a bit longer. not because i was worried as such, but because i don't get the urge to do it very often.

i'd say wait until it stops stinging when you piss, and then then wait another day or 2, depending on how long it took for the stinging to stop. if its gone tomarrow, another day and you'd be fine, if you get a stinging senastion for a couple of days after that, you'll want to let your body heal for longer.

worst case:
if after a few days or so your urine turns a blatently WRONG color (trust me, you'll know it. and it might smell off too) you got unlucky, and you should just head to the doctor. schedual an appointment under false pretences if you have to (i did.)
>> Anonymous
>>666966
Well, what can cause an infection like that besides sounding, so that it doesn't seem wierd?
>> Anonymous
>>666973
well. mine had no apparent cause *at all.* it honestly just seemed to happen.

if you really don't want to tell your doc, just say you looked up symptoms online when it started, and think you have a uti. and just say you don't know how you got it.

your docs probably seen weirder shit than a random uti anyway.

honestly though, do what i've reccomended and your chances of getting one are tiny.

water water water. (although that tends to cause more stinging urination just becuase you go more often, but i credit it to my good track record. and besides the more its diluted, the less you feel anyway.)
>> Anonymous
>>666979
Okay. Thanks alot. I've always had a slight liking towards this fetish, but never had the knowledge or courage to try it. So thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>666973
see you again, whoever you are. gl with it if you try it again later.

i gone now.
>> Anonymous
>>666966
Don't think for a minute that the ER folks or your PCP will be fooled, btw. Any time at all spent on "Things I learned form my patients" will warn you off that.

The good news: they don't give a shit.
The bad news: you'll have to come up with some other fucked up way to get attention, because they don't give a shit.
>> Anonymous
I had an retractable antenna from a radio that worked real good. The tip was smooth and rounded and you could extend or retract it to any desired length. You'd be surprised how much length you can take.

I also experimented with shoving gel coated tylenols halfway down there.

Whatever you use it may be fun at first but really stings afterward no matter how gentle you are.
>> Anonymous
I have a feeling UTI numbers are going to go up all over the country as a result of this thread. I predict a good 30% of the users on here that will try this as a result of this thread will get an infection.
>> Anonymous
lol
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>> Anonymous
None of this is worth the pain or risk with all the other hot stuff out there to get off to.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
And seriously, this is probably one of the single dumbest things I've ever done, ever. In fact, this just took the #1 slot for dumbest thing I've ever done. Don't do it.
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>>667255

Dumb or not, it still looks hot

Also, moar pics plox
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>667425
Fun to watch sure, like nipple penetration. <3
>> Anonymous
>>667456

Exactly. Especially pictures with tentacles penetrating the penis, holy shit it turns me on
>> Anonymous
Qtips CAN work, you just need to pull the fluff off of one end first so you don't have a huge bump at the beginning.
>> Anonymous
>>667166
sauce?
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>>667467
Hi, I'm new to this discussion. I tried stuffing things into my cock some years ago and wondered whether other people do this. I'm still searching for things to stuff inside from time to time but can't find anything suitable. Bummer.