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MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anonymous
MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT SHE'S THINKING WITH PORTALS
>> Anonymous
>>643815

Totally wish you could do that in the game.
>> Anonymous
ow lawd is dat sum portal masturbatin'
>> Anonymous
GLaD0S is watching that perv
>> Anonymous
Now you're thinking with portals.
>> Anonymous
>>643820
The companion cube seems thrilled.
>> Anonymous
This is one of the few things in /d/ that made me lol.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>643835
Forced cake consumption...
how evil...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
sage
>> Anonymous
>>643835
DELICIOUS CAKE, YOU MUST EAT IT.
>> Anonymous
MOAR
>> Anonymous
Requesting moar...plox
>> Anonymous
>>643807
Damn this picture makes me want to buy the game... I'm not jk'ing either :|
>> Anonymous
sage for shit art and stupid image macro
>> Anonymous
>>643951
You haven't already?

Christ, you're missing the game of the fucking year. And it comes with TF2 and Episode 2, those are also good. But they're no Portal.
>> Anonymous
>>643954

Age, just to piss you of, humorless dolt!
>> Anonymous
she has too many labias
>> Anonymous
>>643971

sage again just because I know it pisses you off more to have your brand of "humor" insulted
seriously, go back to /b/ you aren't making any friends here
>> Anonymous
>>643974

Age, because you call me a minority, even though you're clearly the only person here who has a problem with this.
>> Anonymous
we can do this all day
>> Anonymous
>>643980
Age because damn it, that picture is great, even if someone does disagree. Of course by this bump I put the thread closer to its limit without helping it by adding images, so maybe I shouldn't.

Lol irony.
>> Anonymous
because suddenly all of /d/ jumped into this thread and it has like 900+ replies of approval... that's why I'm in the minority, because a handful of people posted "moar" which means jack and shit
fuck, I've seen pegging threads fill up with content and approval faster then these shitty portal threads, so no.
just because most everyone else is ignoring your existence doesn't mean you're particularly wanted here
>> Anonymous
Why does /d/ suck so much today?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>643980

Take the delicious cake like a man.
>> Anonymous
how about you go back to /b/ instead?
>> Anonymous
Sage and report for /b/ invading /d/
>> Anonymous
>>643991
>>643992
I would say "epic hivemind" but that would be hypocritical
>> Anonymous
>>643954
>>643974
>>643980
>>643984
>>643989
>>643991
>>643992
>>643993

Same person.
>> Anonymous
well, thanks for the backup
I really wish people would stop thinking that this place is like an extension of /b/
>> Anonymous
no, but I think you mean>>643995
>>643990
>>643979
>>643971
>>643968
>>643951
>>643917
>>643885
>>643878
>>643843
>>643840
>>643835
>>643832
>>643827
>>643825
>>643820
>>643819
>>643816
>>643815
>>643807

same faggot
>> Anonymous
So, has anyone else figured out what the hell those things on her legs are? The... replacement heel of the foot, or whatever? She still walks on the balls of her feet, but those things make her stand permanently taller.
>> Anonymous
I do not think that anyone cares.
>> Anonymous
>>643997

Ummm, nooooooo. Your just one single faggot that has a bee up his ass for some reason or another, so he's decided to take it out on this wonderful thread. So tell me? Whats the problem? Bad day at work, loved one die, couldn't beat "Portal?" Turn your ass around and get the fuck out, you're obviously spamming this thread and trying to make it look like everyone else supports you, when they obviously DON'T.

TL;DR: Your a fucking faggot leave.
>> Anonymous
>>644001
Shock absorbers, so she takes no falling damage.

>>644003
BBBBBBBAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>644005
1 - Shit art. /d/ does not want.
2 - Macros. /d/ does not want.
3 - Comments like "SHE'S THINKING WITH PORTALS". /d/ does not want.
4 - General faggotry from you. /d/ does not want.

Yes, Sage-man may be a faggot, but you clearly only joined /d/ today, and may I point out that we don't tolerate newfags who think they can piss everyone else off and get away with it.
>> Anonymous
>>644009

Oh, quit talking like you represent the whole when its clear that you don't. Just leave, I'm sick of arguing with you.
>> Anonymous
>>644005

I seriously lol everytime you insult someone else and claim it's me.
It just goes to show how deluded YOU are.
Face it, you fail and there are more then one of us who know it
>> Anonymous
>>644012

baawwwwwwwwwww
>> Anonymous
>>644014

Dude, you can't prove that anyones on your side. I can however prove that prior to you coming and fagging up this thread, it was up for two hours without anyone bitching. Don't even try to convince me that no one was on two hours ago and then SUDDENLY everyone turned on this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>644015

I bet you have no clue what that's even from, newfag.
>> Anonymous
>>644017

maybe you should go back to reading furry commics, faggot
>> Anonymous
?? portal sex for /d/ is ok. so stop the gay ass saging.
>> Anonymous
No one has pointed out that actually doing this is impossible? I mean, she moves foward to lick herself, and her rear/pussy move forward as well.

Same reason it'd be very hard to fuck yourself through parallel portals. Now, put in an angle and we're in buisness.
>> Anonymous
GB2/b/ if you don't feel welcome. It'd make everyone happy.
>> Anonymous
>>644020
We're not saying portals aren't allowed, it's the shit art and /b/ style bumping that follows. You have some good portal hentai (note: HENTAI) and nobody will bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>644021
Unless she had a really long tongue.
>> Anonymous
>>644024

Now THAT would br /d/
>> Anonymous
>>644009
I believe in this, sage!
>> Anonymous
>>644019

You can sage a thread a thousand times over. Go ahead. You're not affecting the image cap. BAWWWWWW all you want. Because no matter how strongly you feel that someone else is in the wrong, no matter how tough you think you are, no matter the number of sages... it only takes one bump to make it back to the top. So go ahead! Sage away. You'll make the rest of us tired, eventually. Not that it matters, of course... as soon as this one is gone, it only takes a minute to restart a new thread.

Love,
Anonymous
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>644019

I'll leave that up to you.

(Oh, and look what popped up on rule34.paheal.net a few seconds ago)
>> Anonymous
>>644031
stfu
>> Anonymous
>>644024

She could fist herself up to her elbow.
>> Anonymous
>>644034

Now your just getting desperate, LEAVE.
>> Anonymous
Why did sagers fag this thread up so much? Goddamn.
>> Anonymous
>>644031
Thanks for admitting you're a troll, enjoy your ban.
>> Anonymous
>>644023

I agree. I really couldn't care less WHAT your fetish is. Being here as long as I have I've seen it all: pegging, watersports, tentacles, futa, bondage, mild bits of guro that slip though before someone's banned, beastiality (same as with the guro), scat (see above), furry (again, above) deformation, growth, shrinking, transmutation, transmogrification, and a buncha other shit with trans in the title that I don't care to remember...
anyways, the problem is not with the content. The problem is with QUALITY, CRAPPY WESTERN ART and the "SOMEONE LOL'D SO WE'RE GOLDEN" attitude.
It was explained by someone else more eloquently above, but I felt I had to reiterate because SOMEONE in this thread isn't getting it.
>> Anonymous
>>644040

Don't give him that much credit, it was clearly only one person.
>> Anonymous
>>644040
For the sager's opinion, see>>644009and>>644023.
>> Anonymous
>>644044
And then see>>644042for more detail.
>> Anonymous
>>644036

No, THIS>>644032
is desperation, but thanks for playing.
Just go away.
Thanks for getting your panties in a bunch and proving what a total idiot you really are. You don't belong here. Go back to /b/ and stop telling yourself you belong here. If you can't stand the zippo cat and guro threads, then get off the internet.
>> Anonymous
>>644042

If this is bannable material, I\'d love to be banned for it. I would simply love to get the ax for this.

If not, you should be banned.
>> Anonymous
>>644051

I never said this was bannable, I said that I don't care if the "portal" thing is your fetish, just that it needs QUALITY and it needs to not be SHITTY WESTERN ART and not STUPID IMAGE EDITS with much less INANE FUCKING IMAGE MACROS and DUMBFUCK /b/ANTER
Though in all likelyhood someone else has reported you as a troll, so you'll get banned for that, NOT the "portal" fetish.
>> Anonymous
This thread is still here because too many people are whining and not enough people are reporting
>> Anonymous
>>644053

If you have such a problem with this you should just leave.
>> Anonymous
>>644053

Jesus. Way to down the Western artists. I happen to like the style of the art presented here.
>> Anonymous
>>644060
Ohoho, you humorless dolt.
>> Anonymous
>>644062
This is a hentai board, to be fair. If you want Western art then you can go to /b/, or even /r/ if you be overly specific. Ah, but we have this argument way too much
>> Anonymous
>>644060

No, because when I need a good "that's so weird" fap, I come here
when I need to make stupid comments and troll and flame I go to /b/ and get "epic lulz"
YOU on the other hand, don't seem to comprehend that.
So, YOU leave.
>> Anonymous
>>644063

I should say that each of his four humors are quite well balanced.
>> Anonymous
>>644063

Oh, the irony
>> Anonymous
Good stuff, but it just ain't /d/ material
>> Anonymous
Okay, I'm tired. Thinking about going to bed.

Same place same time tommorow?
>> Anonymous
>>644072

just don't come back
>> Anonymous
>>644072

Sure thing, Anonymous. Rock on.
>> Anonymous
>>644072
>>644075
Irony. Same person.
>> Anonymous
>>644076

You forgot your sage.
>> Anonymous
>>644078
So did you
>> Anonymous
>>644078
You also forgot to sage something that actually exists.
>> Anonymous
>>644077

I think that if you have someone examine the IP addresses, you'll find that we're coming from two different places.
>> Anonymous
>>644082
How wonderfully hypocritical of you.
>> Anonymous
>>644084
Do it, check it IP's, I dare you.
>> Anonymous
>>644080
>>644081

The post was deleted. It said, and I quote from my absolutely delightful memory, "just dont come back". Spelling error is shown as it was presented.
>> Anonymous
>>644086
Leave this place, do it, i dare you!
>> Anonymous
>>644082
>>We're coming from different places.
Yeah, just like you thought these guys were.
>>643979
>>643995
>>644005
>>644012
>>644016
>>644043
And when cornered, you cry, because that's all you can do when someone points out your flaws.
>> Anonymous
>>644088

Sage before age!
>> Anonymous
>>644089

Calm down, dude. You should probably go and get a glass of water, calm down a little bit. You seem like you're really taking this hard. I don't want to be responsible for you dying at your keyboard or anything. Meet back in ten minutes, we'll see how you're doing before continuing this.

TL;DR version: Take a break.
>> Anonymous
>>644089

Oh, but the funny thing is that you were, I wasn't.

As I said, see you tomorrow night and I ask you to use a tripcode so we can really tell who has support and who doesn't.
>> Anonymous
>>644094

You forgot your sage again.
>> Anonymous
>>644092
Also, for those who support this non /d/ material, i suggest you leave and perhaps go find some actual /d/ stuff to post? yeah, that'd be nice
>> Anonymous
And, of course, the truly sad part is that there's no more Portal-related stuff. This insipid flamewar is why we can't have nice things, like porn on the porn boards.
>> Anonymous
>>644095

I don't see yours.
>> Anonymous
It's funny how the most epic threads we have are flamewars over shitty art and blatant trolling
>> Anonymous
>>644096

Finding /d/ material for Portal? From an actual Eastern artist? Do they have to actually be of Asian descent, or will a Caucasian with some skill in aping other people's cultures be just as good?
>> Anonymous
>>644094
Then check our IP adresses. I dare you, you humorless dolt.
>> Anonymous
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
>> Anonymous
>>644104
As long as it's in happy weeaboo style, there is no need to sage
>> Anonymous
>>644105

You keep saying that word... I don't think it means what you think it means. "Humorless."
>> Anonymous
>>644106
lol, and you can take that to /mu/
>> Anonymous
>>644110
Well, we clearly have differing senses of humor. My idea of humor is a joke or a pie in a clown's face, your idea of humour is deliberately starting a piss-up between the whole of /d/ and you.

Also, 101st post.
>> Anonymous
>>644112

I don't like fighting with you. I'm what you would call the intellectual equivalent of that whimp on the beach. People kick copies of The Hobbit and printed-out samples of Eastern art in my face. Sure, I like Western art... does that somehow translate to "troll"?
>> Anonymous
>>644123
It does on /d/, really. It's a frequent source of drama.
>> Anonymous
>>644009
um, as much as I love a thread like this, this poster is sorta right and this thread probably isn't for /d/: Western art style +>>643835is the only one that really does fit in here when it comes to concept makes this less easy to justify.

>1 - Shit art. /d/ does not want.
I disagree there: sketchy, not shitty. Although Chell looks like a crackwhore in the OP image.
>2 - Macros. /d/ does not want.
There is no genuine macro here, >>No.643843 might as well not have had the text, it really doesn't add to the image.
>3 - Comments like "SHE'S THINKING WITH PORTALS". /d/ does not want.
Now you're just being stupid. There've been plenty of threads where people've repeated cliché phrases about the subject as if it was the funniest thing ever. That isn't a problem, as long as the thread is valid. Which this sadly isn't. Would make an awesome thread, though.
>4 - General faggotry from you. /d/ does not want.
Overreacting, much? Or are you referring to the annoying flood of /b/tards that don't know when to stop, that spilled over to every board the past few months?
>> Anonymous
>>644126
You're quite wrong on the first point, portals and Portals are very much allowed, but Western art is always going to bring up a shitstorm. It's a hentai board, and since hentai is pretty much synonymous now with Japan there is naturally going to be the odd weeaboo who bitches about Amerikkka porn. Like me.

Regarding comment No2, you're right, if that pic had no text I wouldn't have moaned, which makes me look silly. Although you have to admit, Image Macros are becoming common on /d/, and considering the global rules state that they're for /b/ only then it's quite off-pissing.

As for comment No3, like I said earlier, that thread with Braindick was quite lulzworthy. But obviously, combining /b/-tard lang with a thread like this makes it worse.
>> Anonymous
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Thought this was relevant to the first img, didn't bother to read any of the posts below it.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>644128

Semi-Portaly and Japanesey. Rock on.
>> Anonymous
>>644134
And it is also quite a funny reference. More of that would be appreciated.
>> Anonymous
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>>644136

None of the rest of my Sadako collection is related to portals. It's just this.
>> Anonymous
pictures rock, sagefags are faaaaaags
that is all
>> Anonymous
>>644138

Agreed.

>>644140

Just walk away, man.
>> Anonymous
>>644141

... Who keeps deleting these posts? We were just saying how we need to move these pictures onto a non argument filled thread.
>> Anonymous
Contributing.
>> Anonymous
>>644128
>Image Macros are becoming common on /d/, and considering the global rules state that they're for /b/ only then it's quite off-pissing.
They're becoming common on all the boards :-/ Troubling indeed, even though I love macros in general. Almost tempted to suggest that there should be a macro board, as it would be slower than /b/ and thus perhaps keep people from stop posting them everywhere else.. Except for that it would just turn into a second /b/ and there wouldn't a point keeping it. Bah.
>> Anonymous
trolling needs some serious, global permaban going on...
>> Anonymous
>>644200
This thread just needs deleting, it's a big blot on the /d/ scope right now
>> Anonymous
age to piss off the sager MYAHAHA
>> Anonymous
>>644393
Your epic failure makes me wet myself with glee.
>> Anonymous
Can we get word from a mod here? This stuff okay or not.
>> Anonymous
I have to admit, the OP pic made me lol.
>> Anonymous
>>644448
A bit dated, but see:
>>644442
Like people have said, portals is fine, but non-Japanese art isn't.
>> Anonymous
Bump for faggotry.
Was it done right?
>> Anonymous
>>644461

Now hold on there, that isn't what it says.

It says crappy art. Surely you wouldn't report Dmitry's art, would you?
>> Anonymous
I say this thread should be archieved just b/c of the amount of sheer win in it.
>> Treefire !sOEPmGyDXo
Treefire supports the Sage. Bad portal art is not /d/.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Ehhh.....
Drama thread is made of faggots and fail.
>> Anonymous
This thread needs to just die. Not because of the pictures, but because of the fucking arguing. Delete this thread, make a new one. Image boards are for images, not for failures trying to prove themselves better than the other over the fucking internet. Grow the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
Can we get some more portal pictures instead of all this faggot arguing?
>> Anonymous
I'M IN UR PORTALS... LICKIN MAH COOCH
>> Anonymous
The closest you can come to this in real life is kissing a girl on the mouth right after goin down on her.

It's awesome.

MAKE THEM TASTE THEIR OWN JUICES.
>> Anonymous
MOAR
>> Anonymous
Bump for greatest justice!
>> Anonymous
YES! I don't think you understand how fucking epic this is.
>> Anonymous
how come this is at the end of the line
FUCKING BUMP
(yep i am a girl. and i like it XD)
>> Anonymous
how does one think with portals
>> Anonymous
yo is there moar of this