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I've also done autofellatio. There are two big myths to dispel regarding it:
1. You don't need to have a huge cock or be a yoga master. You just need to stretch, and do it regularly for a long enough time. Five years is probably enough, maybe even less. I first tried after some ten odd years of hapkido, where most of the high-ranking belts could bring their chin to their toes while in a "butterfly stretch" position (see image) without a hassle. So it's not a matter of being naturally flexible either. Practice will make perfect.
2. Sadly, autofellatio isn't all it's cracked up to be. The farthest I've gotten is getting the full head of the penis in my mouth, so maybe there's a magic threshold where making like Mr. Fantastic is the best thing ever. I CAN say that sucking my own johnson wasn't all that much better than masturbating normally, and that swallowing your own load is super-gross. (Yeah, I know you're thinking, "Can't I just spit?" Sure you can, but I've found that's even worse, since you have to see what you've just done. Yuck.) In this /d/tard's opinion, it's yet another fetish that sounds good on paper but falls short in practice.
That said, the easiest way to self-service I've found is to lay on your back and bring your groin down to your head, rather than sitting upright and bringing your head down to your groin. You'll have gravity on your side, and you can use your arms to push down on or reposition your legs.
If you're especially curious, there's a discussion forum on the topic here: http://www.selfellatio.com/bbs/
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