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Anonymous
Everything I learned about sex, I learned from Hentais:
~Semen has an interesting chemical compound that causes it to expand within the heat of a woman and to become almost wax-like when it hits oxygen. ~The higher the gasp, the more pleasure is given. ~Women will always say no the first time, but if you kiss them (or grab their breast), they'll immediatly say yes. ~No matter how horny the girl is, she'll still be embarrassed about her body when you look at her. ~Women's breasts look perfect no matter how you look at them ~Breasts constantly jiggle ~No matter the time, place, or how many times they've already had sex, men are always erect at a minimum of 8 inches ~Penis-women, Phallic shaped tentacles, and other things like that Will shock a person for a few seconds, then they will be enjoyable or normal to see. ~Women LOVE multiple penetration ~Once the clit has been touched, women will constantly secreet fluids at an amazing rate. ~Japanese have better sounding orgasms than americans. ~Women love to get raped ~No matter how they look, women are insanely flexible and can do any position you can imagine. ~Sex can happen any place, any time. ~Every woman is perfectly shaped and could care less how the men look. ~When a woman orgasms, a perfect aura of sweat and hair surrounds her. ~Cuddling is for sissies. ~Everyone enjoys getting whipped and being submissive. ~Japanese women can moan in english. ~Women's clothing can be either easily removed, or easily ripped off. ~women don't have a gag reflex. At all. ~men can be fully erect in two seconds. ~Women will still love you, even if you rape them. ~even if women aren't in the mood, they're still naturally wet.
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