So here it stands, /b/tards and /b/rothers. I'll give you anything your heart desires, for the measly price of one soul. Your soul. Ask, and believe, and it shall be yours. This is a limited time offer, and time is running out, so act now.
I would like six one-hundred dollar bills (USD) to appear in my wallet.
Wrong board much?
>>461112Sorry, can't do that one. No soul in here, but thanks for playing. Does anyone have another request for the /d/evil?
>>461117*laughs* Not at all, actually. It so happens a large number of the patrons of /d/ are in fact /b/tards. I was hoping that being in /d/, you'd be asking for obscure fetishes, but meh, not so much.
>>461116And... granted.