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Riptide Project Anonymous
Am I dreaming, or is this SLIVER PORN?
>> Yes sir that is sum Slivars Doctor Crow
No no I noticed that too. That's totally a Sliver. Dunno if there's any more out there though.
>> Anonymous
Girl Sliver
Creature - Sliver
1WW
All slivers have "Tap: Tap target creature."
1/2
And you thought they were distracting before...
>> Footsoldier
Slut sliver

all slivers gain "cum thirst" gaining +1/+0 for each male creature on the board.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>425887
Wouldn't work. It's hard to tell which creatures are male. For instance, did you know that the Legendary Dragon, Intet the Dreamer is female?
>> Footsoldier
>>425894

Don't crush my dreams!

... well in that case, Intet porn anyone?
>> Anonymous
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>>425900
What more do you want? She's already naked.
>> Anonymous
>>425916

Something detailed enough to actually SEE properly!
>> Anonymous
>>425920
Then go to fchan.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YES
>> Anonymous
/d/ Slivers GO!

Pregnant Sliver
Creature - Sliver
4GG
All sliver creatures have "GG, Tap two untapped slivers you control: Put a 1/1 colorless sliver token into play tapped."
0/4
"Are they doing what I think think they're doing?" Benalish soldier, last words.

BE Sliver
Creature - Sliver
1G
All sliver creatures have "1: This creature gets -1/+1 until the end of turn."
1/1
"Why can't I do that?" -Radha, Heir to Keld
>> Anonymous
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>>425661
>> Anonymous
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>>426033
I choose Red.
>> Anonymous
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>>426034
>> Anonymous
Futanari Sliver-
3
Slivers are all colors (white, blue, red, green, black, and colorless). This includes slivers not in play.
2/2
"We seem to have finally perfected the specimen, the Slivers have surpassed even gender." -Project Riptide research notes


Egg-Laying Sliver-
2G
Tap: During your opponent's next upkeep, put a 2/1 green Sliver token into play under your control.
2/2
What can't be used as food, the nomads will destroy to ensure they don't hatch.
>> Anonymous
Giantess Sliver
Creature - Sliver
3R
All sliver creatures have "2R, Tap: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
2/1
"In the mountains of Shiv, the slivers quickly learned that size does matter."

Futa Sliver
Creature - Sliver
WUBRG
All sliver creatures get +1/+0, have first strike and "R: This creature +1/+0 until the end of turn."
3/3
"I fear anything with a penis measured in handspans!" —Norin the Wary
>> Anonymous
Gang-Rape Sliver
Creature - Sliver
3R
All slivers have "tap: This sliver's power is added to the power of the next sliver to attack"

Melon Fuck Sliver
Creature - Sliver
2G
All slivers have "G: Tap target sliver"
(Good against other sliver decks. Anyone here played a sliver Vs sliver match? It's insane!)
>> Ehhh..... !N2Rn3IpqO2
The level of nerd in this thread is rapidly approaching critical mass.

Keep up the good work.
>> Anonymous
Bondaged Sliver
Creature - Sliver
BB
All sliver creatures have Defender and get +0/+1.
0/2

Goo Sliver
Creature - Sliver
UUU
All sliver creatures have "1U, Tap: Remove a counter from target permanent. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature"
1/1
>> Anonymous
>>426108
Nerd Sliver
Creature - Sliver
2U
All Slivers have "U: Complain for one minute about why a card should not be rules-legal. All instances of that card in play are moved to the phased-out zone"

Brainfuck Sliver
Creature - Sliver
3UW
All slivers have "Write a Brainfuck script stating that you win the game and your opponent is made of fail. If your opponent understands the script, you win the game."
>> Anonymous
Bukkake Sliver
Creature - Sliver
WUU
All Slivers have "UW: Place a Bukkake Token on target creature. A creature cannot untap as long as it has more Bukkake tokens on it than its toughness"
All Slivers have "G: Remove Bukkake Token from target creature"
>> Anonymous
Think WotC would want to see our ideas?
...I wonder how many of their staff are 4channers...
>> Anonymous
Sliver Size Queen
Creature - Sliver
rRGG
All sliver creatures get +1/+1 for each sliver in play with converted mana cost 5 or greater.
2/2
>> age
>>426156
E-Penis Sliver
Creature - Sliver
XG

Has cost of green mana times the user's E-Penis size. All Slivers gain "X, Tap: Target Sliver gains X power or Toughness"
X/X
>> Anonymous
Slowpoke Sliver
Creature - Sliver
1UU
All slivers have Suspend 1.
1/1
Hey, did you hear about this great game called Magic: The Gathering?
>> Anonymous
4chan/b/ sliver
Creature - Unholy Abomination and Sliver
WURBG
Slivers are not destroyed as a result of battle.
1/1


Moot Sliver
Creature - Sliver
UUU2
All Slivers have "Tap: Nothing untaps this turn"
6/6

Nigra Sliver
Creature - Sliver
BB2
All slivers gain "U: Prevent opponent from gaining one Blue mana next turn"
POOLS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
2/3
>> Anonymous
For an un-set
Foot Sliver
Creature - Sliver
WBB
When Foot Sliver comes into play, choose a basic land type. Slivers have landwalking of the chosen type as long as an opponent is wearing shoes or socks.
1/1
>> FootSoldier
Shitting Dick-nipple Sliver
Creature - Sliver abombination
3BBBB

All slivers gain shitting dick-nipples. If you control 7 or more slivers at any one time, your opponents forfeit out of disgust.

"OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" - Gerad
>> Anonymous
Rapidshit Sliver
Creature - Sliver
2BB

All Slivers gain Slowtrip.
2/1
>> Anonymous
Lactating Sliver
Creature - Sliver
3WWU
All sliver creatures have Defender.
Sliver spells cost 1 less to play.
0/3
"If you can convince even one sliver to stop and nurse they young, soon they'll all be doing it."
-Sliver Attack Survival Guide, Chapter 4
>> Anonymous
MPreg Sliver
Creature - Sliver
2R
All slivers have "Sacrifice this sliver, put into play one 1/1 colourless sliver token for each point of its converted mana cost"
0/2

Snapesnogger Sliver
Creature - We're Not Sure, Really
2BBB
All slivers have "B: Take control of target sliver token"
2/2
I INVENTED MPREG NAGAS!!! MINE MINE!!! *fapfap*
>> Anonymous
Transgender Sliver
Creature - Sliver
UURR
All sliver creatures have "2: Reverse this creature's power and toughness"
1/3
"But it was a girl sliver just a second ago!" Benalish soldier, last words.
>> FootSoldier
This thread is awesome!
>> Anonymous
Monstergirl Sliver
Creature - Sliver
GG
When this comes into play choose a creature type. All sliver creatures are the chosen type in addition to their other creature types.
2/1
>> Anonymous
Let's use Death Ward on this thread.

Furry Sliver
Creature - Sliver
BBBB
When Furry Sliver comes into play, the creature type of all other slivers becomes beast. This effect ends when Furry Sliver leaves play.
2/2
"Edahlis, what is that thing? We should have brought the fire!" —Aznaph, greenseeker
>> Anonymous
Hermaphrovampiric Sliver
Creature - Sliver
4BB
All sliver creatures have first strike and "when a creature damaged by this creature is put into a graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
2/3
SLIVER DRACULA PENIS
>> Anonymous
Anonymous says this thred is win!
>> Anonymous
Tentacled Sliver
Creature - Sliver
RRRR
All sliver creatures have "Tap: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature or player."
3/1
"Why can't they do that to me?" -Gwendlyn Di Corci
>> Anonymous
Lol Q would love this (sean)
>> Anonymous
looks like a hyrdalisk
>> Anonymous
>>426173
nigger Sliver
Creature - Sliver
4BBR
all slivers gain first strike
All slivers gain "TAP: gain control of target artifact"
whenever a sliver is blocked by a cop sacrifice target sliver at end of combat
SLIVER DONE STOLE MAH TV
5/2
>> Anonymous
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myessss....
>> Lumi
Japanese School Girl Sliver
WW
Creature - Sliver
All slivers gain large breasts.
2/2
>> Anonymous
/B/ Sliver
Creature - Sliver
WUBRG
All sliver creatures gain random keywords and have no names
7/7
They never forget. They never forgive.
>> Anonymous
Slivers have to be the most diabolical deck style you can make. With enough of them you can be unstopable... Kind of like someone with a Darksteel deck.
>> Anonymous
slivers are for scrubs, over.