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Choose Your Hole Young One... Monsieur
Okay /d/, time for a serious topic. Let's say you've had the glorious luck of finding a really big futa girl, who wants to be fuck buddies. For whatever reason, you don't want massive rectal bleeding from her huge shlong up your ass, so you choose to fuck /her/ instead. Which hole in the futa do you choose? Would you rather fuck her pussy, or her ass? Mouth is not an option, or at least doesn't really matter in this situation. Be honest /d/, and I'll give you more futa pics O:-) (Also, let us know why you chose which hole you did)
>> Anonymous
Looks like shota, yaoi, or loli futa you've posted there.
>> Anonymous
This is a serious topic? oh lawds.

I'd choose ass 'cause that weird penis growing out of her pussy is just... weird.
>> Anonymous
Now, obviously, the phrase "stick it in her pooper" makes just too much sense here.
>> Monsieur
>>369561
She's too big for a shota boy, and looks a little too old for loli to me. Sorry if I offended you :-p
>> Monsieur
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>>369564
Although that was an expected answer, I'll give a pic for it anyway. No more pics for "stick it in her pooper" as an answer :-p
>> Anonymous
>>369566
A little too old? There's no tits, and the body of a boy. I'm not offended, you're just breaking the rules.
>> Anonymous
i'd stick in her pooper, then vergyna, then take her shlong as deep in my throat and ass as i possibly could... especially if it's a loli futa...
>> Monsieur
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>>369578
Sounds hot, you win a futa pic :D (Trying to stick away from reposts, or at least common reposts)
>> Anonymous
sauce
>> Monsieur
>>369585
All of these pics I got from 4chan unless I state otherwise. Sorry :(
>> friendsofsandwiches
well should YOU give her head now and then?
>> Anonymous
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i'd fuck her dickhole
>> Anonymous
Up the bum with a reach around so she get's the biggest facial ever.
>> Monsieur
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>>369590
Great plan, I'll help. Here you go for your contribution :D
>> Monsieur
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>>369592
I should have a picture like that somewhere, but I can't find it :-\ Take this one instead :D
>> Anonymous
Mouth is not an option, eh? How about her ear?
>> Monsieur
>>369606
If she's into that sort of thing o.o
>> Anonymous
Pussy. I'd like to feel her dick rub up against me as we fucked.

Though I'd much rather take it up the ass like a good little uke
>> Anonymous
I'd cut open her chest and fuck her in the left ventricle.
>> Monsieur
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>>369609
I'd love that too, she'd get both our bellies all sticky with her precum! (Can't find that picture either, sorries. Hope you like this one :D )
>> Anonymous
Pussy, because thats what it's for. Also, I find the possibility of pregnancy to be arousing.
>> Anonymous
half this thread just needs to go ahead and kick open that closet door and head for /y/ already.
>> Anonymous
>>369613
Sage for loli. Just go to /y/ at that point.
>> Anonymous
>>369631
hold up retard, two of them have monstrous breasts. 2/3 of this image is still dickgirls. sage it cause it's a shitty drawing but not because one of them has underdeveloped breasts.
>> Monsieur
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You people need to learn that not everything is loli just because it lacks tits lol. (This one isn't posted too often I don't think)
>> Anonymous
I guess I'd just have regular sex because I'm boring.
>> Monsieur
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>>369653
Futas make even regular sex uberfun! :D
>> Anonymous
Honestly? If I'm not getting she-cock up my ass ever, there's no reason to go with futa over a normal female. The key is variety, a little bit of every orifice available, for both of us. That being said, I'd start off doing her pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>369653
Also, I don't want it in the pooper.
>> Anonymous
>>369659
You can try to avoid it, but futa love surprises.
>> Eclair
Why not do a two for (I take it in the ass, while putting it in her puss) just like in that double Hermaphrodite video (which is insanely hawt BTW)
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i like dickgirls cause i don't like guys mixed up in what i'm fapping to. i'm also a yuri fan so it fits. one futa banging another girl rocks and it gets rid of any need for a guy alltogether.
buts thats it. if futa was reallife i wouldn't want that shit. and you guys that was dickgrrl in the ass have just gone bishie and won't own up to it.
>> Anonymous
You are all sick, sick bastards and I'm ashamed to be associated with you false /d/enizens. That schlong is going up my ass, EOF.
>> Anonymous
Is skull fucking an option? XDD
>> Anonymous
Back and fourth between Ass and Pussy with each stroke.
>> Anonymous
I'd want it up the ass anyways...

but I think I'd go with the pussy, and give her a reacharound.
>> Anonymous
>>369688
that's not very sanitary
>> Anonymous
>>369693

Fortunately we aren't the one getting a terrible vaginal infection next week.
>> Monsieur
>>369693
Sex isn't clean in the first place :-p
>> Anonymous
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>> Eclair
>>369687
ROTFLMAO!!!

>>369676
Admit it bitch, you want her (or better yet want to BE HER!!!)

>>369693
Perfectly fine, just enema first, and its ALL CLEAR (literally)
>> Anonymous
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>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
Her pussy of course. Otherwise, why not just fuck a man?
>> Anonymous
I'd fuck her pussy first, then I'd suck out my cum and we could share it. And then she could have her way with me.
>> Anonymous
Pussy, because dickgirl ass isn't an option.
>> Monsieur
>>369769
Why isn't it? ;-;
>> Anonymous
>>369775
Because this isn't /y/.
>> Anonymous
>>369778
>>369775
>>369778
Because THIS IS SPARTA.
>> Anonymous
Pooper

Im not ruining this by knocking her up plus the reach around options are above average
>> Anonymous
depends on the mood. sometimes I want pussy, and sometimes ass. ;D
>> Anonymous
pussy.
as for dick girls in RL, i thought the idea to be creepy, since in my head id be saying, is she more him or her. but apon study and actually meeting a dickgirl in RL, they would most deffinitly be more female on average, (the 1 i emt was damn hot too, and her squeeky voice was damn cute <.<;)
but despite me liking her female side, i dont think i could ever date her/sleep with her, because id be a rude fuck and never let her put it in my own pooper, and id probally vomit if i tried to give her oral. so with that being so 1 sided, id feel too bad just sticking to doing her pussy, and MAYBE eating her out, depends on what thats actually like, cuz i enjoy a normal girl, but a dick attached too might make it different, idk.
>> Ehhh...
If the penis was big enough, why not stick it in that? Futa urethral penetration ftw.
>> Anonymous
>>369952
That sounds very rough, you might stretch the poor girl out. If you're going to mistreat you futa, then we won't let you keep it... Unless you take pictures of course.
>> Monsieur
I'm going to bed guys. Keep the thread from dying and I'll post more tomorrow :)
>> Bing! You get skeleton key!
BING! I'd do her pussy.
BING! Sticky pre-cum belly!
>> Anonymous
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>>369952

Sir, we're talking about dick girls. That actually happens and isn't just an anime thing. plus, OP said serious topic. If the penis WAS big enough to fuck the urethra there would be an enormous amount of physical problems from that. Not only urination issues but s/he wouldn't be able to 'get it up' so to speak and if she did the blood loss from the surrounding area would be enough to make hir physically ill. (contrary to popular belief, the blood rush in erections doesn't come from the brain it comes from the stomach which is why screwing on a full stomach is a bad idea and usually leads to vomiting. then again this -is- /d/ )
>> Anonymous
>>369641
the hole image doesnt have to be loli to be against the rules just as if there were 4 characters and only one was being killed it is still guro and not allowed
>> Anonymous
>>370001
Truth
>> Anonymous
>>369676
zomg sauce plox
>> Anon Mouse
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>>369559
>>369613
Aging because they aren't "loli". Some anime art styles just tend to look young, while the character may very well be of age. And not every mature woman with breasts have large breasts. Believe or not, A and B cup bras still sell!
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>>370000
Uncensured. [I boght a new Pen-table and Need Practice xD]
>> Anonymous
>>369680

Agreed.
>> Anonymous
>>369706
Thread over
>> Anonymous
>>369778
And neither is a Dickgirl.

Wow, that must have taken -TWO- braincells.
>> Anonymous
>>369559
Don't care about the size. I'd still try to get that thing up my bum. And I'd go down on her as well. Both the dick and pussy. I'd also fuck all three holes, depending on the mood.

No point in having a futa fuckbuddy if you can't enjoy all that she has to offer.
>> Anonymous
In the eyeball, cuz I find futa disgusting even in /d
>> Anonymous
>>370119
Because fucking a futa in the eyeball would be less disgusting than fucking her ass or pussy, right?
>> Ehhh...
>>370000
Serious topic does not necessitate realistic anatomy and physics. (A) We're talking about futa, for one thing. Anatomy Discussions + Futa = Bad Idea (just as one of many examples, which hole do they pee from?). (B) Allow me to direct you to the OP's picture.
>> Ehhh...
>>370119
gurochan====>
>> Anonymous
>>370113
i would enjoy her giving some of what she has to offer to other girls while i watched.
>> Anonymous
I'd want her to tie me up, and then do me any way she'd find appealing, despite the possible 'massive rectal bleeding' :>

Unfortunately, no such picture in my futa-folder.
>> Anonymous
Mrow... /d/iscovered futa.
>> Anonymous
I like futa, but I wouldn't be so hyped about reallife futa sex.
I'm not looking for it, but for sure it could be interesting.
>> Anonymous
For the first time? Pussy, unless she wanted anal off the bat. After that my ass fetish takes over and I'll screw her rear as often as i can. still, have pussy for variety, get her preggers sometime in the future. depending on her size/stretchyness try and fit other holes too, or get unusual stuff inside. of course, i'd have her doing me too. just have to train the body to stretch that far. ooh yeah
>> Anonymous
what's the point of having a futa girl if you're just going to fuck the holes that she'd have if she weren't a futa girl?
>> futaloev* Anonymous
id suck her coooock
>> Anonymous
>>369700

zomg, what is the source on that? it is the hilarity.
>> Anonymous
Do not care about rectal bleeding...

but if I have to choose, pooper.
>> Yuri Sizer
I want to know what happens if a futanari girl comes both ways at once, so I'd try to pleasure her female and male parts at the same time. Most likely I'd give her oral and finger her (two fingers in her vagina, thumb rubbing/flicking over her clitoris, sucking on her shaft). It would be interesting to see how similar the male and female orgasms are, and she could tell me firsthand.
>> Kitty-Moogle-Chan
>>369847
Finally, someone who realises that transgirls are, for the most part, FEMALE. A lot of them aren't really into doing much with their dicks, either, unlike what porn makes you believe. They're also not usually very sexual, as a whole, and when they are it's more cuddly and close...though YMMV, everyone's different.
>> Anonymous
>>370447
thats also what i hear, except the dick chick i met, she kept spouting out how she wanted to get laid <.<; every1 kinda gave her a stare.
thats a kinda hard thing for others, does she perfure a certain gender? if so which? so on so forth.
but ya, after seeing 1 in person, and how feminine she was, id totally like her and accept her as being a girl.
>> Anonymous
>>369590
beat me to it.
>> Anonymous
Buttsechs.
>> Kebinu !GhiZeo/aQQ
>>370380

Penis is easier to stimulate than a clitoris. Call it the fun-size version.

Also you get to watch her squirt.
>> Anonymous
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This thread is filled with failure.
>> Monsieur
>>370562
Why is that? I don't see you offering much but a single picture. :-p
>> Anonymous
I have never been on the giving end of buttsex, so I'd try that. But if the futa girl has a grossly hueg penis, I wouldn't want to fuck her anyway.
>> Anonymous
i'd make her fuck my sister
>> Anonymous
I'd fuck her urethra...with my fist.
>> Kitty-Moogle-Chan
>>370476
As I said, it depends entirely on the person, and sometimes they do have "I need to get laid" moments like everyone else. They also tend to be kinda weird, which can lead to interesting situations. :p