Time for an old classic.
and no, there is no DRR DRR DRR.
The end.
This is not erotic in the slightest, but still wonderful.
So romantic.
i think my brain melted... ?
LOL WUT
This is why /d/ is my favorite board.
>>1095827depends who you ask imo-everything- is -someone's- fetish.
I lol'd
tl;drweird but good
that was awesome!
oh /d/
Bbump?
Oh lordy, out of all the guro and women turned into a blob with tons of holes and shitting dicknipples I've seen, THIS, above all else, chills me to the bone...
I'm hungry.
>>1095935...for more.
She killed them both.What a cold bitch.
>>1095942One might even say...FRIDGE-ed. Eh? Eeeh?
well that was... vauguely Kafka-esque
>>1095947Chill out man.
Can we get a rapidshit?
>>1095956Yeah, stay cool.
What an ice story.
I came
What..what if all inanimate objects are actually PEOPLE! OH GOD HELP ME!
>>1096085Try out Like Life and/or Monogokoro, MonomusumePic is from neither of them
>>1096105Can I get links to those, because RS comes up with nothing.
Thanks /d/ , now i don't feel as bad about some of the stuff I fap to.
>>1096085Every time a lightbulb burned out, it would be like a death in the family.
>>1096160Go back to bed Garfield
>>1096085Damn, that means my computer must be the only friend I have ;_;
this is almost pure win
>>1096085then my computer is very satisfiedit gets goodnight kisses and gets scolded when it moves slowly
I knew it. I fucking knew reading this shit was going to be a mistake.Fuck I just got a new fridge too.God damn it.
We so need more Turned into an object stuffs in here... Preferably more sexual.
women as appliances then?or mindfuck, that's always good
>>1095801source?
WHAT THE FUCK!!??This is why I don't ever come to /d/.WHAT?!WHAAAAT!?
Female fridges.... goddammit DC Comics, goddammit.
LOL? This made absolutely no sense.Extra lols for when she starts spitting out all the condiments.
>>1096569then gtfo
sweet
Ice box.
I'm actually rather confused, but highly amused. I love /d/ sometimes.
I think I'll head to my freezer and get some delicious White Castle burgers.
Ohhhh I totally came to that
JAPAAAAAAAAAN
>>1096614where. my heart. used. to be - i got an ice box...
>>1096085Then I will have violated a lot more people than I thought.
I don't even know what to say.Who says absurdist fetish pornography isn't art?
>>1096796Sarah Palin?
>>1096788My ice machine is running...
nICE BOX
OH GODI WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO REFRIGERATE ANYTHING AGAIN WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT THIS
Mind if I grab a beer?
what the what.>>1096085/rs/ Mayonaise - All Alive
>>1095887read it its a /d/ classic>>1096569don't come backgood job OP, i lost this a couple years ago, and its fun to read for a lol once and again.
This should have made it onto the twilight zone
Thanks OP I havn't laughed like this for months.
>>1096569So the tentacles, dickgirls, egg laying, inflation and vore are all one thing. But when there's a fridgegirl, that's when you really need to let /d/ know they've gone too far.
>>1096971i once saw cubism porn on /d/
>>1096569lol, stfu
>>1097062lol concur
So why does the girl's face shatter like ceramics? Why does the fridge have the guy's face and the girl's body at the end? WHAT.
>>1097392She froze her solid.
Anon reporting in to save the thread from ugly and murderous fridge bitch with cute and faithful lock girl.By master Kondom.
I'm now seeing everything on my desk as a person in disguise.WHAT THE FUCK
>>1097418wait till I post the pencil sharpener girl
Thar. I'm too bored to post more, so just check my old thread at 7chan.http://img.7chan.org/d/res/12993.htmlI also posted some delicious hi-res BF there.
>>1097421DO WANT!
>>1095801I'm never gonna be able to look at my fridge the same way ever again
Open new real links.http://www.serff.3eu.ru?id=xjfytvhttp://www.serff.3eu.ru?id=vp0925http://www.serff.3eu.ru?id=3hp1ewhttp://www.serff.3eu.ru?id=qmb34i
Fridge girl from Like Life.Perhaps hotter than the OP fridge girl, on account of the fact the OP was a genuine fridge.
Yeah...it was a fun read, but not really what I (or most people, I imagine) frequent /d/ for.In contrast, this is very much related, only with more vaginas.http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EVEWFBP5Enjoy.
>>1097437Awesome!
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