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Anonymous
HI GEORGE ZIMMER HERE, PRESIDENT AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. I BLEW AN ENORMOUS WAD TO THIS, SO IMMENSELY HUGE THAT IT DROWNED A SMALL FAMILY OF TRAVELLING GYPSIES THAT HAPPENED TO BE PASSING MY OFFICE. NOT ONE TO WASTE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY, I STOLE THEIR BELONGINGS AND ATE THEIR CHILDREN, FOR IT IS A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT CHILD MEAT INCREASES ERECTILE STRENGTH. I GUARANTEE IT.
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