File :-(, x, )
all my porn is belong to you magicalme
1.Gf wants me to delete all my porn.
2. all my porn is /d/
3. i have compiled all of my porn into one folder so i can share it with the world before it goes.
4. tell me how to make a torrent of thise large file so i might share it with the world before it dies.
>> Anonymous
Kill your girlfriend. Quickly
>> Anonymous
HIDE THEM BETTER!

or just let her up front know, its not gonna happen, but still toss the loli and CP.
>> Anonymous
1. compress porn into a .rar
2. attach compressed files to an image file
3. post on /d/
4. bondage her, for making you delete your /d/
5. post pics here or it didn't happen
6. ????
7. profit!
>> magicalme
how do i do step 2?
>> Anonymous
download winrar. It's a compression/extraction program that lets you embed compressed archives within image files.
>> magicalme
i have winrar but it might take me a bit to figure out how to do that
>> Anonymous
>>404472
>Maximum file size allowed is 3072 KB.
>> magicalme
ok...compressing this might take an hour >.>
on the other hand /d/ is about to take 3+ gigabytes of intaveinious HOT WIN.
>> Anonymous
compressing that and putting it inot an image DEFFINATLY wont work... its way to big... even if the maximum file size aloud was higher the connection would time out way before it was all uploaded... best choice is to make a torrent

http://torrentfreak.com/how-to-create-a-torrent/

that really helped me do it... once your done merge the small torrent file into an image and post it on /d/... works MUCH better
>> magicalme
ok, my file is compressed and bit torrent has turned it into something but how do i get it so people here know how to download wht i published?
>> Anonymous
You need to upload the torrent to a tracker that will host your connections. empornium and cheggit are two sites at which you can upload pron torrents. Or just take something like piratebay.

Primary thing is to get the torrent online, and then download the torrent again from that tracker. Once thats done anyone else who downloads the torrent from that tracker which you uploaded it to will have lots of fucking WIN. super-seed if possible. Highly effectual with smaller file sizes
>> anone
Dude, why would you delete your porn just for a gf? Seriously. Man up and tell her to suck it.

And then post pics.

???

Profit!
>> Anonymous
>>404646
normally I wouldn't actually do what anyone on 4 chan suggests, but this man is right. Dump the girl. If she's so stuck up that she won't let you have porn, what else is she not letting you do?

Grow a pair. Get her into it or drop her in a ditch somewhere and find a girl who actually shres your interests. She's probably a really shitty lay anyway.
>> Anonymous
You know, all the people here who are saying "dump your girlfriend" have their hearts in the right place, but are overlooking an important possibility: convert your girlfriend.

Did you start out liking dickgirls? No, of course not. I don't think a single one of us here today looked at our first futa pic and didn't think "wait, wut?" It was only through an intense program of pornographic escalation that we came to be the /d/eviants we are today.

And if we can make it, so can your girlfriend.

P.S. When you succeed and she pegs you for the first time, post pics.
>> Anonymous
God dont be stupid just get the files and put them into a hidden file that isnt shared with other computers. that way you wont have to worry about her finding it unless you look at it directly infront of her =_=
>> Anonymous
External hard drive...
>> Anonymous
>>404678
>>404681
Listen to either of these men. They know what they're talking about.
>> Anonymous
>>404681

P.S. heres how you do it.

1. Create a folder and name it what ever you want(just nothing hinting that its porn)
2. Right-click the folder an select Properties, then under Genral click Hidden.
3. when you wanna watch your porn go to your Tools and click "Folder Options" and go to View and click "Show Hidden files and folders" when your done watching your porn just go to the same place and select "Do not show hidden files and folders"
4. ????
5. profit!
>> Anonymous
I hate real girls...

Also: Source on OP image plox
>> Anonymous
even easier way

burn to a cd or a dvd. label it as Metal Music.

90% of all women hate metal and will never touch it.

also keep dvd/cd hidden among all other music.
>> Anonymous
zip it, password hte zip, then get a prog, its on downloads.com, itll hide any files u want ( the rar ) from being found, even usin find
>> Anonymous
Buy an external hdd

???

Profit
>> Anonymous
>>404702

Spunky Knight, other than that I'm not sure.
>> Anonymous
Your porn is ruining your relationship. Leave your GF.
>> Anonymous
Dump her ass.
>> Anonymous
Keep it set to "hidden" in any subfolder of your My Documents folder (if you're using windowsXP) and (providing you have a password on your XP login) it is unviewable to people not logged in on your name.
>> Anonymous
Fuck her.

Keep your porn our your license to operate your dick is revoked, and you will be issued a vagina.
>> Anonymous!
Put pictures of your girlfriend in with your porn. Or get a better girlfriend like mine who demands me to get more porn and steals my ipod full of porn and keeps it for several days.
>> Anonymous
I'm not a scientist but I think its safe to say that if your Gf finds your porn you probably are a tool. Just one man's opinion...
>> Anonymous
What you're in right now is not a healthy relationship. If you're forced into a position where you cannot express yourself sexually, especially when it's in a way that doesn't affect anyone, then that's not healthy. You also shouldn't have to hide your porn from your girlfriend, period. I'd say you two should sit down and have a talk. Who knows, maybe the reason she wants you to get rid of it is because she secretly likes a lot of those things and seeing it makes her feel insecure. That's an open window to make the relationship 10x more awesome, if you can find it.
>> Anonymous
Women don't understand how often men need sexual release. She won't be willing to make up for the lost time.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
http://www.truecrypt.org/

Truecrypt. Learn It. Live It. Love It.
>> Anonymous
Tell her to get rid of something she likes and see how she reacts to it. Obviously she should understand how you feel.
>> Anonymous
>>404684
DING DING DING DING!!! WE HAVE A WINRAR!
>> Anonymous
>>404948
You fool, this is /d/! Half the posters here would probably consider that a great adventure hook!
>> Anonymous
gfs come and go. /d/ is forever.
>> Anonymous
>>405112

You've never had sex before, have you?
>> SMAP
>>404702
Spunky Knight, widely available basically everywhere. Chapter 4, I believe.

@OP

Inform your girlfriend that if she wants you to delete all your porn, she needs to either A, be willing to screw you whenever you ask, or B, be willing to pose nude whenever you ask. It this works, you win. If not, ask her why she feels so threatened by a bunch of damn pictures. If you had the ability to hit any of those women, you would have long, LONG ago and probably in extreme preference to her; you can't and thus won't and thus there's no reason for her to care, except that she's being a bitch and trying to control facets of your life.

Convert her to the One True Way of Porn (which is quite possible, believe me; seriously, a lot of women find porn hilarious and will gladly watch it with you) or ultimatum her domineering ass. There's no reason for you to try and rewrite your personality to please her any more than she's going to get a boob job just for you.