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Oh fellow /d/eviants Anonymous
Like you all, I'm quite the pervert. I'm a bisexual with a thing for latex, baldness, milk, biological curiosities [think octopus trap], gender anomalies, and quite an array of other things. I'm also moving in with new people in several days, all of which are none the wiser, and think me a perfectly normal human. This makes me wonder what I should do about easing them into just how strange I am, or should I keep everything a secret as usual, or should I just throw it all at them at once.

Oh, and for the picture topic, post things you most hope others don't know you fancy.
>> Anonymous
Rape them all in some horrible manner, that should let them know how serious you are.
>> Anonymous
>>596780
Hmm... I say, don't thrust it on them, but don't try to really hide it either. When/if they stumble on your dirty secret, just tell 'em it's what you're into sometimes.

<-- Pic = My dirty secret...
>> Anonymous
Why must you bring up your sexual fantasies even with your CLOSEST friends?
I'm a huge pervert too, but seriously, talk about video games or movies! For fucking crying out loud, OP!
>> Anonymous
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PROTIP: you'd be an idiot to tell 'em.
>> &lt;&lt; IF that was real the Internetz would Fan-gasum Anonymous
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don't try to hid, just don't say anything about it (exp: hiding leads to people finding out an weirding out)
...Octopus Trap =equals= H.R. Giger in "WTF factor"
I haven't seen an Hentai to date that can rival its reality... thats what makes it epic
>> Gitami
Ease them into it. Who knows, they just might be a internet variant /d and got shits and giggles stashed away.
>> Anonymous
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Problem is that it's not always a matter of telling them things, but if one morning they wake up to find me in bed with four people... Besides being very entertaining, it could be somewhat problematic. That, and a bit of a 'toy' collection that might not always be the most easily hidden, that I might have to rid of. And my robot erotica wall-posters? Likely best to hold off on those too. Oh well.

But! If they are /d/ too! Such a thing never crossed my mind.... Now that would be interesting.
>> Anonymous
>>596807
>but if one morning they wake up to find me in bed with four people

Don't worry, there's no danger of that happening.
>> Anonymous
is there an octopus trap complete collection somwhere?
>> Anonymous
>>596807

You need to get them into the "living in a collective"-thing, then they'll have no problem with you getting gangbanged.
>> Anonymous
4chan is not livejournal.
>> Anonymous
I'd assume that if you wake up in bed with four people, that's cause for applause from your roomates. Even if it's not the gender they float with.