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Anonymous
So, how about the biggest dicks in the world? Male or futanari, it's all good. More > less
>> Anonymous
A testicless person drew this.
How could you rest on your own testicles without being in any pain, when the fucking strap on shorts squishing them hurts like a bitch?
>> Anonymous
Its fucked up people today that we can blame for this kinda shit. I mean comeon, how many dick girls do you see in life.

Go get laid you prick.
>> Anonymous
>>312835

I'm sure getting laid would teach me that dickgirls are allowed to have feelingless testicles.

You know, even though it doesnt exist, it should follow the rules of the counter part that does exist.
>> Anonymous
lol Internet drama about dick girls.

What will those crazy Germans think of next?
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>>312835
Because /d/ is all about realistic scenarios.
>>312831
Because it's fucking animu. I.E. Not real.
>>312836
But you don't understand. /d/ is a source of true real life situations. Obviously physics must be preserved, even if the biology isn't (because there's no way the human body can hold that much blood like that).

Anyway, here's a gift for all the physics and biology whores who hate crotch sitting.
>> ChannelMaster
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>> Anonymous
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>>312831
>>312836


even if i dont like cute girls with dicks thrices as big as themselfs, you dear sir, suck
>> Derrythe
A solution for everyone involved... it does hurt.... but they like pain huh?
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>>312891
Works for me as long as people most pore!
>> Anonymous
It's not really her cock, it's at type of chair, like a beanbag chair. You just assumed it was hers because of the way the picture was drawn but really it's a perfectly normal girl sitting on a seat shaped like a giant penis.
>> Anonymous
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>>312836
also, that degree of erection would require so much blood that either she'd die from effective bloodloss, or explode when it got soft, not to mention the massive dehydration that ejaculation would cause, and how much meat she would need to eat in order to get enough protien. but really, the biggest thing you seem to have missed is ITS A FUCKING DRAWING!
now either shut the fuck up and stroke your cock the way you stroke your barbie dolls hair before bed each night, or use your awesome powers of the fucking obvious to save people who are dying in the belief that their gigantic testicles are actually normal.
>> Anonymous
>>313157
That looks painful.
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You people are forgetting the sheer size of these things. "It'd hurt if you sat on your testicles." Yeah, if YOU sat on YOUR testicles. These girls' nuts are fucking huge...in some cases bigger than their own bodies. The pressure of a human body displaced on the surface of balls like these is like nil.
>> Anonymous
If testicles were this big and made of normal testicular tissue, wouldn't the top of the testicles crush the bottom of them?
>> Anonymous
Stop fagging up my /d/ with "dur get laid HUR DURRRRR DRALINGS DUN MAEK SENS"
>> Anonymous
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>>312831
>>312836
>>312835
>>313257

DUR HUR, ME NO LIEKY DIS STUF. IT NOT REALUSTIC, SCHNURR. Cry me a big fucking semen river, you twats. This is a hentai page, not a bio-physics paper.
>> Anonymous
>>313269

I didn't know Winger drew people as well.
>> Anonymous
If the testicles were that big, they should produce so much testosterone that the person with them wouldn't even look human.
>> Anonymous
>>313275
see
>>312878
>> Anonymous
>>313276
So what, I'm not a furfag.
>> Anonymous
>>313194
How do you know it's all erectile tissue? It could have a giant bone in the centre, kind of like a racoon.
>> Anonymous
Hentai =/= Reality

If it's sexy, and you can fap to it and cum all over yourself letting your mind simply revolve around thinking that it could, for a second be real... whothefuckcares.

I'm here for the sexy. Not the reality.
>> Anonymous
>>313285
First Poser here!
I didn't mean I don't like this stuff, but the though of having ones testicles sat on... *cringe*
>> Anonymous
What is the point of a dick that big anyway? To fuck a dinosaur or something? Or a whale?
>> Anonymous
>>313294
>>313281
>>313277
>>313275
>>312831
>>312835
>>312836
GOD YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS.

OH WOW UNREALISTIC PORN? SAY HELLO TO 99% OF ALL PORN OUT THERE.
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>> Anonymous
I am surpirsed that this is the thread with the "realism" discussion going on, considering there are centaur pics about
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>> Anonymous
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Pretty much the biggest one.
>> Anonymous
>>313330
At least centaurs are bio-physically feasible, even if it might be extremely difficult or impossible to get genes to do that.
>> Anonymous
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Pretty much the record. And I've seen big.
>> Anonymous
Jesus, you fucks are killing my boner. Poast moar.
>> Anonymous
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>>313343
>> Anonymous
the part i find funny is that everyone's questioning whether something like that is physically possible, but no-one questions what it says about your collective masculinity to be fapping to engorged male genetalia. futa is not attractive no matter what size the hypothetical shlong is. just remember, if the girl's dick is bigger than yours, you're that much closer to having the pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>313364
In case you didn't realize, you're on 4chan. Everyone here's a closet fag.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>313364
You know how there's no Name field in /b/? If only we could have no Comment field in /d/.
>> Anonymous
>>313364

lol you lose
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>313362
>> Anonymous
>>313364
Sounds like you're desperately in need of some forced feminization and a strap on up your ass.
>> Anonyomus
>>313364
Pushing your "Futas are ugly" opinion on the people of /d/ is like trying to beat /b/ in a spam contest, not gonna happen. It gets you that much closer to fucking fail.
>> Anonymous
>>313369
Why then has noone posted any guys in this thread?
>> Anonymous
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>>313392
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>313618

please please please tell me there is a man attached to that penis

No woman deserves a cock that beautiful except in her pussy
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>313634
My guess is yes. Have no sauce, but if it were futa, well, wouldn't the iollustrator make that explicitly clear? Straight hentai tends to involve showing no part of the male but the ponos as it is j-j-jamed in.
>> Anonymous
>>313639

that's funny because you attached a yaoi picture to that comment

also, if it IS a man, I want the source so bad I could fucking cry
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>>313642
Well, yeah. That is funny. But I am bi, or at least bi-curious (or as Jimbo put it, everyone's a little gay).

But I meant straight as in "not futa"

Sadly, I has no source, but if you find one, OMG SHAREZ PLZ
>> Anonymous
>>313650

Anyone have more of this? I think it's called "Crazy boys"?
>> Anonymous
>>313650

you seem pretty cool? You use Aim?
>> Anonymous
>>313659
I do, but don't take it personally, as I don't just give it out. (Partially because I'm for the most part an anti-social nerd, and partially, because you could be with the Party Van!)