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Anonymous
Well, this is goodbye guys.

For years you fine inhabitants of /d/ have been the folks I'd see to get off. I've fapped to God knows how many things I would have never even thought of in thi shallowed vault, and it is truly with a heavy heart that I leave.

But I am happy too. A girl I have been best friends with for years finally accepted my proposal to start going out, and we're damn happy together.
Because I'm starting a new phase of my life, I am giving up coming here. Sure, I will miss Tentacle Tuesdays. And the slightly disturbed feeling of "What did I just fap to?!". But I am going on to a better place.

I just wanted to say, thanks. For everything. You guys are truly great. You taught me to find the beauty in sick shit, then to fap all over it.

Heh... it seems unjust that the one pic to survive the cleansing of my Hard Drive is from bloody /tg/. I do apologise for failing in this, my last thread. But here she is, the last piece of the porn collection I have from 4chan, spanning five years. After posting this, she'll go the same way as her counterparts.

Cheers everyone. When we're all in Hell for enjoying this stuff, I'll buy you all a round.
>> Anonymous
Oh, you finally got some pussy so now you're too good for us? Get out.
>> Anonymous
YOU BRING THAT BITCH HERE AND YOU DEVELOP SOME NEW FETISHES FOR THE BEDROOM RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ELSE ILL SEND BIG BURLY LUMBERJACKS TO YOUR HOUSE TO "DOUSE YOU IN MAPLE SYRUP" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

NOW GO!
>> Anonymous
OP here, no actually. She's a nice, quiet Christian girl. I'll have to wait for all that, but I'm okay with that.
>> Anonymous
Dude, that is just stupid. I myself have a girlfriend, and I still lurk on /b/, /hc/ /d/ /s/ etc . Stop being silly and come back here inmediatly
>> Anonymous
>>930132

REPRESSED SEXUAL DESIRES, UNLEASH HER DEVIANCY AND PERPARE FOR SOME HEAD-BOARD BANGIN LOVING.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, SORRY /D/, I LURK TOO OFTEN AND SELDOM SAVE PICS. QUICK, SOMEONE POST.
>> Anonymous
Troll doesn't even have the decency to post a /d/ pic.
>> Anonymous
You'll be baaaaaaaack....
>> Ragnarok
My gf likes dickgirls too...

We often complain about not having the other gender's parts (tits/dick)


So... have a nice day, come back and see us.
>> Anonymous
>>930144

agreed. They all come back
>> Anonymous
>>930125
Unlike the other sick, depraved cunts you are trolling here, I applaud the OP for being righteous and actually HAVING A LIFE.

It's a shame no-one seems to realise that this guy has found someone he likes, and has moved on from spending long nights on /d/ fapping to the endless futa that takes up 75% of the stuff here and gotten on with his life.

/d/ is not the be-all-to-end-all. This guy has succeeded.

Plus I'm only on /d/ for watersports anyway you sick fucks.

Good luck in life OP. You owe me two rounds in hell.
>> Anonymous
>>930150
>/d/ for watersports
>you sick fucks

Hah! Almost fell for that!
>> Anonymous
>>930125
>>930131
>>930132
>>930134
>>930135
>>930144
>>930146
>>930148
>>930150
Same faggot.

Still better than furry porn trolls. Slightly.
>> Gitami
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>>930150
He'll be back, no one loves him and his fetish like /d.
>> Anonymous
welcome to /b/
>> Anonymous
He'll be back.
>> Anonymous
stop joking around man, and reveal your true self to your girl. i did and now she sucks my cock without even me telling her to do it!

So you think you can quit /d/?! No you cant, because /d/ won't let you!
>> Anonymous
Having a girl doesn't mean you have to stop with your favourite fetishes.
I have a girlfriend which I love and have normal sex(she doesn't let me for anything other than normal banging,if I get oral it's a miracle for me) and since my fantasy side developed so much over the years(including yuri,futanari,or some heavy fetishes like guro and watersports) and I can't and won't fulfill them in rl sex then fapping to hentai content is still part of my routine :D
I can say I live in two sex worlds,normal daily one for my gf and some darker,in my fantasy world which my girlfriend doesn't know and won't learn I hope,cause for her even watching anime is something strange,but at least she doesn't care about it anymore,like I don't care about her stupid soap operas on tv ;)
And it works great for me :)
You can be a happy boyfriend and a happy 4chan lurker at the same time :D
>> Anonymous
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Obvious troll is obvious
>> Anonymous
what is this, some fucking group hug thread
>> Anonymous
If you're not back here in 3 days the world will explode. Thats how much I know you'll return.
>> Anonymous
You think you can quit us?

Ha! You wish you could you might be able to hold out for a few days, weeks maybe, but in the end it's the same story. You'll get cravings, fantasies you'll try to shrug them off but before long they'll be the only things on your mind. You'll blurt it to your girlfriend, she'll get a restraining order on you and you will be alone yet again with your sick, perverted fetishes.

And /d/ will be waiting for you with open arms once more.
>> Anonymous
>>930186

A+++. Would lol again.
>> Anonymous
Good luck OP wish you all the success in your marriage and that you'll have a life worth living from now on.
>> Anonymous
>>930185
Seriously. Pretty sure it's the same troll bumping his own thread... I refuse to accept there are this many faggots in my /d/.
>> Anonymous
...have a boyfriend... still coming to 4chan and /d/ regularly... bf does not know... don't think it's any of his business... pics are on an external HD and will not be cleanse...

I declare OP a wuss for quiting and sincerely wishes he'd come back after a week of non/d/related fapping material...
>> Anonymous
Doesn't mean you should quit /d/, when I got my woman I went through the same giving up /d/, deleting my /d/ folder shit. Then I found out that not only did she not give a flying fuck what I liked, but was also aroused by bondage, futa, and a few other things.
>> Anonymous
A healthy relationship will not require you to delete your porn.
>> Anonymous
what makes me happy about this thread is that the first two replies right off the bat were telling the OP he's a fucking wanknut
>> Anonymous
see you back in a week, once she dumps you
>> Anonymous
whats gonna happen when he finds out girls in real life don't have dicks
>> Anonymous
>>930269
Best answer.
Yeah that would be a problem,cause so far like OP said he didn't go so far with her to know "the sad truth".
>> Ragnarok
>>930159
>>930146is not a samefag... Thanks for PLAYING
>> Anonymous
She probably won't put out enough for your libido.
And if she is not open to the idea of you having porn, she sucks.
>> Son-Kun
You deleted your porn collection? How dumb are you? I've yet to have a girlfriend (though I have one who claims to be interested in me), but it'd take a whole fucking lot for me to delete my precious hentai/porn collection. My 10+ gigs of futa, loli, feet, tentacles and monster porn isn't going anywhere anytime soon.
>> Anonymous
When you fuck this things up, you'll be back
>> Anonymous
>>930401
Agreed. This is a day he will always regret.
>> Anonymous
GET BACK HERE! dude, woman like porn too! my boyfriend and i (yes im female) watched a crap ton of porn last night! dont delet it! it will come in handy!
>> Anonymous
Wow, sounds like you have a terrible relationship starting. If you can't be who you are, if you have to hide your fetishes and sexual habits from your partner, then that is not a healthy relationship. Almost every girl I've been with was just as freaky as me, and we kept nothing from each other. I wouldn't have it any other way, because otherwise nobody would be happy.
>> Anonymous
Good bye until the futa cravings reemerge. They don't make a patch or gum for that.
>> Anonymous
>>930464
That would be a strange patch if it did come out

Also he will be back i thought that i could leave /d/ for a few days i cam running back in 3 days
>> Anonymous
tl;dr, looks like a copypasta
>> Anonymous
Home made copypasta perhaps???
>> Anonymous
>>930472

Also, girlfriend or not (which I have right now), I would never leave /d/. That is, until they make a real dickgirl and tell me to fuck her till my eyes bled.
>> quite being a bunch of jerks finder
i would just like to say that i am a happily married man who has been married for about 5 years now and i go to this site like every day. granted i'm a uncompromising pervert but i still have a halfway normal sex life. my wife dos'nt know i'm on here and would porobaly make fun of me if she found out. but op is make a choice here a change of life means he just wants to deicate his life to this girl and hes probaly afraid beening on here every day is going to ruin it for him. so i would just like to say good job op, there is nothing like cuddlying up a soft girl on a cold night and watching moves. and if you ever want to come back, we will welcome you with open arms. (of course you had better have a buttload of porn with you when you do)
>> Anonymous
>>930476

getting tupperware; leftovers next week
>> Anonymous
>>930481
THEY SEE ME TROLLING THEY HATEIN
>> Anonymous
I started a relationship around a year and a half ago. For a while, I was wary to not save any porn/hentai/futa on my computer for fear of anyone finding it.

Sometime between then and now, I casually mentioned "futa" during a conversation. I was somewhat embarrassed about telling it but I did tell her what it meant and she didn't mind. I think that was a defining moment (and I actually keep it saved now because she doesn't care).

Your girlfriend should like you for who you are, not some sanitized version of yourself.

And yes, you can't stop the futa.
>> Anonymous
>>930483
/d/elicious
>> MissBondageKitten
I was pretty scared to tell my friend that I loved anal. Well, I did and that started a very healthy relationship. We actually celebrated our year and a half anniversary yesterday. Soon he found out I loved all sorts of perverted things and he told me he loved them too. We started dating and having a healthy sexual relationship.

I don't care what he looks at (even though its on my computer) and he doesn't care what I look at. We can both respectfully go onto my comp and fap to what we need to (as long as he clears my history).
Life is a lot easier when your partner knows what it takes to make you cum home every night.

Anyway, bottom line is: don't hide your true self (especially for a religious fanatic), be open and accepting of your partner, and fap to what you want to (especially because you're not gonna get any>>>religious fanatic)

Good luck bro, and I'll see you when you get back
>> Anonymous
/d/egenerates - the only people in the world who would actually be happy to discover a dick under a girl's skirt
>> Anonymous
>>930499
Can it be a banquet of copypasta tonight theres just so much
>> Anonymous
You can probably give up /d/ but you can't give up fetishes you can only loose interest and you did not say that was the case. Also being honest if not very descriptive is a good policy, but I have heard the advise don't don't be /act differently/ or give the other person some thing different at the start of a relationship that you don't want to give down the road. If your happy with the relationships you have NOW then all is coming up roses for you man. Then again this is your first girlfriend chances are 90% that one or the other will get to possessive make or some other classic blunder but you live and learn and its no big deal.
>> Anonymous
>>930508You can probably give up /d/ but you can't give up fetishes
Well said. I know it from experience, never tried to quit /d/, but I come here once a day, maybe a week, sometimes more. That doesn't mean I don't search for bondage/rape pics a lot more often, or that if by some reason I give up 4chan and/or /d/, I won't want that/have those cravings anymore. Just a waste of time and a lot of unnecessary bad moment.
Also, fapping works well even just with imagination, and that's gonna pull ya back to what you liek on /d/ in no time, regardless if you come back "physicly" or not...
>> What's it to ya?
Do whatever makes you happy eh? Though I would suggest keeping SOME porn stashed away, you never know when you might need it. (say when you have a fight, for example)
>> Anonymous
>>930508
"You can probably give up /d/ but you can't give up fetishes you can only loose interest and you did not say that was the case. "

You don't think being here GIVES us fetishes we wouldn't have otherwise? I bet if I went cold turkey my craving for transparent-gel-based dickgirls dressed in space armor, guzzling 40 demonic cocks, would disappear in a few weeks.
>> Anonymous
"I just wanted to say, thanks. For everything. You guys are truly great. You taught me to find the beauty in sick shit, then to fap all over it."

CHEERS!
>> Anonymous
if the chick makes you give up porn, she'll make you give up everything else. not because it's bad, but because it's fun to make you obey.

when you get tired of that, it will be too late.

find a gal who loves you, not what she can make of you.
>> Anonymous
>>930746


Epic post is epic.
>> Anonymous
>>930746

advice to live a life by? In my /d/??