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/d/, last night I had a really fucked up dream.

IRL, I'm a girl. My tastes aren't anything too strange, but I had a dream that I had a penis. Not a big one, but still. Thing is, in the dream I really, really liked it. A freakish amount. When I woke up, I was sad and kinda pissed that it was just a dream. I'm also not extremely exploratory in sex IRL, but in the dream, quite the opposite. Even with a penis, I still had all my girl 'parts'.

Any explanation? If not, just post futa.

Pic very related.
>> Anonymous
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You should go get a strap on and bang your boy friend. On another futa-dream related note i had a dream that I was drinking piss from a futas cock.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZQUTQM64
>> Anonymous
vaginas are LAME!
>> Anonymous
I dreamed I had a penis and i'm a guy.
>> loofa
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Probably just from surfing this site too long. Anywho...
>> Anonymous
>>513560
If you wanna bang me in the ass with a strap, I'm all yours baby
>> Anonymous
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I had the opposite. I'm a guy and i dreamed i was a girl, i enjoyed it a lot. then i woke up and banged my gf... =P
>> Anonymous
>>513560
turned me on.

>>513573
turned me off.
>> Anonymous
>>513560

Surgery ftw?
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>> Anonymous
>>513573

FUCK NO.
Because FUCK NO.
>> Anonymous
ill make you a deal, if your naked, i will let u play with my cock all you want, and i promise i wont argue not evne once
>> Anonymous
>>514083
Sure, first I'll play with the scissor, then maybe I'll move to the chainsaw or something like that.
>> Anonymous
uh how bout no scott calvin
>> Anonymous
SHOW ME HIS DAMN STORY
>> Anonymous
lol no girls on the internet etc.
>> Anonymous
>>514097
With the exceptions being lesbians and yaoi fangirls (the latter do not count as women).
>> Anonymous
You're in denial anon!

Its ok. It wasn't a dream. You still have your penis.
>> Anonymous
I had one exactly like that. Only when I woke up, I was glad I just had a vagina.
>> Anonymous
>>513560

Sounds to me like you're not getting the best use of out of your vagina. I'm having a similar problem with my penis. I think we can come to a...mutual understanding, if you know what I mean.
>> Anonymous
I'm a guy and I had a dream that I was pregnant once.

The maternal love I felt was wonderful. ;_;
>> Caliche !tFBBOTelHI
>>513560
Get a feel doe "strap on"
http://www.feeldoe.com/page6.html

Then go fuck some guys in the ass.
>> Iris !tFj8DP0Frs
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I think I've had a dream like>>513560
...Once...
Or twice...

...A week. >.>;
I wish I wish I wish I had a cock.
>> Anonymous
We all know there's no girls on the internet...>_>

But hypothetically...

How long does it take you females in this thread to get yourselves off?
>> Anonymous
At least a thousand years
>> Anonymous
sadly, in before "tits or gtfo."

4chan, you fail so much lately.
>> Anonymous
>>514257
I would let you stick it in my ass if you followed this man.
>> Anonymous
Post moar fappin' Futa.
>> Iris !tFj8DP0Frs
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>>514275
Around 15 minutes. Then 5-10 after that.
>> Iris !tFj8DP0Frs
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>>514297
That is, if I don't draw it out longer.
>> Anonymous
i have had a dream like that where i had a pussy boy that was the best dream ive ever had
>> Anonymous
>>513573
I came! Nice dl
>> lolnotarealwebmail@lol.you JAA
Well most dreams are just random memorys slapped together to make a dream; after looking at some futa a while or jsut before sleeping probaly caused your brain to give you a nice wet dream ^.^

Don't be suprised if you have more with more images you look at.
>> Anonymous
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>>514340
I dont know, I've been on /d/ for quite a while and I have yet to have a dream with a futa or monsterchick. But I'd be nice to have one though.
>> Ehhh..... !N2Rn3IpqO2
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Am I the only one on /d/ that doesn't have sexually-related dreams?

The last time I dreamt I was a girl, I was... I think eight or so, and I was playing soccer.

I don't know why I was playing soccer.

Also, futa.
>> Anonymous
>>514340
Speak for yourself, most of my dreams have nothing at all to do with anything that might be a memory of mine. Sure, they are random perhaps, but they aren't related to anything I experienced while I was awake.

>>514413
No you aren't.
>> Anonymous
>>514413

sauce please
>> Ehhh..... !N2Rn3IpqO2
>>514420
Shop by "chinkora" of 2chan fame.
>> Anonymous
>>514275
I like drawing it out as long as I can.

Longest I lasted was a hour and a half, with nothing but my fingers. My entire groin ached after that orgasm.

But yeah, it generally takes more effort for us to get off. You guys can blow in under 5 minutes just stroking it.
>> SexMex
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It could mean a few different things, and to really know you'd have to look in more depth at your emotional response to some of this stuff.

But at a guess, I'd say you probably view sexual exploration as something guys should do, and you repress your own desires and curiosity as a result. Possibly because you've internalized the slut/player double standard. In the dream, suddenly you were free to be as sexual as you want to be, because you had a penis. It's probably not about the penis itself, but the guiltless sexual freedom it symbolizes to you.

If I'm right, I think you should remind yourself that being curious about and interested in sex and sexual exploration doesn't make you dirty or sinful, and as long as you're careful you should go ahead and do what you want to do.
>> Anonymous
>>514426
We practice. Most women are terrified to admit to their own sexuality (Remember, you are /d/eviants), let alone revel in it. Plus, our parts are easier to get to.
>> Anonymous
ALl of these material belongs in /d/ i dont know where all these sage nubs are coming from. but damn they need to kill themselves and their entire family in a slow burning fire.
>> Anonymous
On a forum I'm a member of a girl wanted a penis so much she thought she was a FtM transsexual for 3 years
>> Anonymous
Trust me having a penis isn't all it's cracked up to be I zipped mine up once when putting on my jeans

and that's why I only use button fly pants now
>> Anonymous
>>514471
Trust me on this one: a button-fly DOES NOT mean you're safe! I've pinched a turtleneck or two, if you know what I mean.
>> Anonymous
I wish I was a chick, honestly. But I'm not that fucked up to deny that I was born a guy and go all tranny.

OP, I had the exact same dream as you. Just have it in reverse - I'm a guy, was a girl in the dream, oh yah D:
>> Anonymous
A penis is great and all, but it's nothing to get to excited over. Yes, I am a guy, so trust me on this. The way I see it is just to be yourself, and be content with what you have. Sexuality is of course part of every human's makeup, and as a result, it's something that should be freely admited to, rather than ashamed about (before anyone says anything this does translate into "sleep with everyone you want." It means that, as humans, we have sexual urges, so admit it, and try to come to terms with it).
>> Anonymous
Also, dicks have a third of the nerves of the clit, so you're better off with the clit AND pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>514426
"Can" being the operative term. I prefer to drag mine out too, usually only a half hour or so. Going longer is tricky; the orgasm gets better if you get close and then back off a few times, but if you do it too much your penis gets sick of your bullshit and goes to sleep.

I hope I live long enough to see really good, trivial enough to be recreational, reversable gender swapping medical technology. Fuck antigravity, seriously, this is the important sci-fi shit.
>> Anonymous
Also: I think genderswap fantasizers are always going to suffer from "grass is always greener" syndrome. You're always going to wonder if it's better as the other gender just because there's no way to test. The research can be fun though...
>> Anonymous
>>514411

fuck the talking

sauce now
>> Anonymous
>>514514
This is a LIE steal his cock and take it for your own!
>> Anonymous
>>514519

Yes, but the grass is certainly different, which is more than enough of a reason.
>> Anonymous
Dicks aren't that great. Especially when you're walking around in public with a huge raging boner.
>> Anonymous
>>514535

This becomes less of a problem once you leave your teenaged years. But quite often the cock can't tell the difference between arousal and a bus. And if you are in a busy place, for the love of god don't wait too long to go to the bathroom.
>> Anonymous
>>514539
I'm well past my teenage years.
>> Anonymous
>>514539

My dick doesn't need actual stimulation to get a random woody, and I'm in my mid 20's
>> Anonymous
>>514548
I think the difference is some of these guys (>>514539) beat off 3+ times a day.
>> Anonymous
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>>514527
dont have the whole thing anymore but here is the cover, have no idea what it says
>> Anonymous
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>>514426
It's not often, but every once in awhile(About once a month on average) I tend to get a boner that lasts a mind-boggling amount of time(40+ mins). My fiancee both loves and fears when that happens; on one hand theres multiple orgasms in it for her, but one the other hand, it kinda leaves her raw and sore for a few days.

Makes me feel a little bad. Oh, here's some random stuff so I fit in with the rest of the thread.
>> Anonymous
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>>514574
use plenty of lube dude
>> Anonymous
>>514574
...You was surprised by an erection of 40 mins? Wow, I wish I could even cum in 40 mins...
>> Anonymous
Nothing wrong with that. I'm a chick and I really want both a dick and a downstairs. I would love to be a futa. It doesn't bother my fella at all.
>> Anonymous
>>513560
thats funny you haid a futa dream case im a futa fan and i had a few dreams ware i was banging a futa she was perfict she was hot with curves a hot but big tits and a huge cock and balls and a pussy first i went straht for the cock strokeing and sucking it i fondl and suck her balls till she came in my mouth then i suck her huge lactating tits and her milk then i fuck her in the pussy from behiden wile jerking her off it was realy hot to bad girls like that are not in real life
>> Zaver !wh4iMcJahw
I've never had a dream that I was a Futa, but I do wish that I was a futa. I did have a dream where one of my friends was a futa though.

Oh, and I'm a guy.
>> Anonymous
>>514552

It says shinratuushin

http://www.megarotic.com/?d=B3RS8UQ1
>> Anonymous
I wish I had one, too......
>> Anonymous
i wiash i had legs :(
>> Anonymous
>>514716

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>> Anonymous
You probably jsut want to stroke a cock
>> Anonymous
>>514515
Iain M. Banks, motherfucker. Do you read him?
>> Anonymous
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>>514600
What's odd is I don't climax at all when that happens. I think of it as 'rubber cock syndrome'... oh well, earns me tons of points with the future misses.

Anyway, to contribute, my favorite repost.