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Hola, /d/. I'm here today with a simple mental exercise for you. Well, maybe more like a stupid question, whatever.

In any case, the question; through means you cannot adequately explain, you have just arrived in a parallel universe that is infested with tentacle demons, futanari, and copious quantities of bukkake. This is immediately apparent through means I'll leave up to your imagination.

Unfortunately, upon arrival or almost immediately thereafter, you find yourself as an idealized rule 63 version of yourself. Seeing as this universe obeys genre laws, you will almost certainly be molested at bare minimum; raep is likely. Consensual sex in the missionary postion is right out.

What... do you do?

In exchange for indulging in this stupidity, have a bit of futa from Okawari, a rather hot TG manga.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Find a rich pervert and become his slutty maid.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Cheer, grope myself a bit, and proceed to live my life as usual, just being on a different end of the random sex.
>> Anonymous
>>985492

Run.

And don't stop running until you find the mary sue heroes of this interesting hentai-a-verse. At the bare minimum, you can use them as cannon fodder while you keep running. In the best case scenario, you somehow end up gathering a ragtag gang of people in your same situation who are smart/strong enough to escape the wanton rape sessions, in which you can protect yourself from roving bands of rapists, and perhaps become the rapists yourselves in order to downplay the rules of this crazy world.

Also SAUCE!!!!
>> Anonymous
wait..... i'd be turned into a guy.


uuhhh, go find a tentacle monster?


raep/bukkake everything i can?
>> Anonymous
>>985508

See, that's just asking for a BAD END. Trying to fight your fate makes things worse.
>> Anonymous
>>985508

Made me lol. And the sauce is [Okawari] Onnanoko.

I got it from:

mihd.net/wxye9n

Password: ~!@#$%^&*()_+
>> Anonymous
>>985518

But when you don't fight, things get boring and you become one of the forgotten sluts lost in the folds of some tenticle monster, never to be seen or heard again by anyone, just forever raped in darkness.

At least if you fight, you can have some fun. You're gonna get raped. But at least you can get raped on your terms.

Or something.
>> Anonymous
http://www.fmstories.com/stories/magic/BNW.txt

Story of a guy in just such a situation.
>> Anonymous
>>985516

Uh, sorry, was presuming no girls on the intarwebs.

Those are entirely valid options, I suppose.
>> Anonymous
>>985529
no girls on /b/ for it is fail. however, if there are tentacles/faries/vores/daemons/rapes to be had, i'm there.

my female room mate and i read /d/ together.
>> Anonymous
>>985542

The secret lives of girls...
>> Anonymous
I'd try and find my way to the tentacle demon world and try to become a consort of the king like Fubuki in La Blue Girl. Then I could have the potential of becoming one of them or, at the very least, getting a good lay.
>> Anonymous
I'd be making plenty of pop-culture references, that's for sure. It's the best part about being stranded on an alien world.

I've always kind of wondered what it would be like to be... p-penetrated... with my luck I'd attract a lot of attention from various powerful beings and people, and get passed around like a shaker of salt at the Olive Garden on family night.

I'd try to win over a powerful magic user who might be interested in taking turns being the girl, or at least turn himself into a dick-girl.

from there I would fuel his ambitions and support him as a lover/slave as he rises in power and influence. Hopefully I'd be able to do this without him noticing and getting rid of me.

Eventually, I would create a harem in his name, and he would certainly be the one to enjoy to his hearts content, but when master is away, guess who gets to play...?

of course, fickle as I am, I would soon bore of abusing my power as the "alpha slave" and I'd find a lookalike to take my place so I could spend some time slumming around at the bottom of the food chain.

Eventually I'd sink into a deep depression after realizing how empty I feel when the only thing worthwhile in this world is sex. Knowing that I'll never know real love or be able to trust anyone completely, I'd just take a spot next to some cum dumpsters and become catatonic.

Wow. Now I feel kinda bad. Fapping furiously, though.
>> Anonymous
Question: On the surface, does the world appear to be normal? I mean, are the tentacle monsters lurking in alleyways, or are they roaming the streets?

I guess I'd go somewhere private, play with my tits until I got bored, schlick until I figured out where all my spots were (and to answer the famous age-old question of who has more fun), dyke around for a while while I get used to the new me, and eventually find myself a futa to help me acclimate. Then I'd locate a tentacle monster and approach it with a mixture of trepidation and excitement. With knots in my stomach, I walk closer, offering myself to the thing in hopes of pure ecstasy. I would then proceed go to town with the monster.

Once I'd had my fill, I'd find an average, not-unattractive virgin schmo, and proceed to FUCKING RULE HIM with my vagina.
>> Anonymous
I'd have fucktons of fun.
>> Anonymous
Lessee... Futas, not my kind of /d/eviancy, but not automatically a problem. Tentacles and bukkake are more my thing, but being on the receiving end... not so much. And since we're talking infestation...

Well, the only way to deal with this is bladed weapons. I'm thinking knives, because if I had something like a sword I'd probably hurt myself. See if I can't get together a posse of like-minded ladies (and maybe some futas) to go on a rampage and PURGE PURGE PURGE things down to a more reasonable level.

Yeah, I'd probably get a BAD END sooner or later. Probably sooner. But at least I tried.

What's your excuse, ya lazy cumdumpsters?
>> Anonymous
if its a mental exercise , wouldn't it be accounted as forced masturbation?
>> Anonymous
I'd be turned into a man, you say?

Rape something immediately to establish my dominance. ...With any luck I'd find some sort of baby tentacle creature, rape it into submission (they have to have a hole somewhere right?), beat it half to death until it was in mortal fear of me, and then proceed to have it do my bidding until it got too old at which point I'd kill it and the cycle begins anew.
>> Anonymous
>>985492

I'd abuse genre laws and have fun with the natives. A bit of throaty slow laughter, a bit of menace and a bit of ultraviolence when necessary to establish my role.

Backlit, shot from below, nasty smile hellbitch basically, with a nice stable of females and futas. Any men try to play dominance games, face them down but don't be afraid to escalate into ultraviolence.

Tentacle monsters, keep some buckets of salt ready.
>> Gitami
>>985817
I believe /tg dabbled at creating a table top game for that, but with monster girls instead.
>> Audovoice
Hmm I would find a futa or three and become a witch and seduce a tentacle monster to become my familiar. It would live inside my womb and come out to fuck anyone that messed with me, including much larger tentacle monsters. It would also come out to play at the end of the day when I do, with my futa loves. :)
HAPPY END

>>985883
A table top game infested with tentacle monsters would be awesome.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Women find an excuse to say WELL I'M A GURL GUIZ
>> Anonymous
>>985942

Ew. That's no happy end, you'd die pretty quickly of infection.
>> Anonymous
>>985945

This just in: THERE ACTUALLY ARE GIRLS ON THE INTERBUTTS.
>> Anonymous
Be a little uke bitch to some seme who coerces me.
>> Anonymous
Hey op can you post a rapidshit or something of it? okawari is a bit of a vague term for /rs/...
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>>985950
Why reality in MY fantasy. ...But I did not really consider all the dirt and hair that must stick to those slimy tentacles. I guess I could acquaint it with a bath on a very regular basis, but I was just kind of counting on the catch all of MAGIC. I like the idea of carrying around a tentacle monster as a pet in a small compact container.
<----- Sort of like this chick
MuSt...not..MaKe.. Pun about...BOXES! Augh!(gurgle splurt)

Keily's Plant by Homealone_447 story very much related.
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?ym1umxwan0b
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>>986013
also this one
Sex in a Can Ch. 1 to 4 by HelenofTroy
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?xmmzky3zy3m
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>>986013
This as well
The Plant's Offspring by homealone_447
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?1enw2c1jdxt
>> Audovoice
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>>986013
and one more here
Nursing Girls by homealone
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?jizz7jjjrja
>> Anonymous
>>986013
what the fuck?
microsoft sam telling an erotic story = not sexy
>> Anonymous
>>985814
>>985942

Had I gotten in earlier I probably would have been able to say something original, but these two summed it up.
>> Anonymous
Hunh... OP here. This became a bigger thread than I'd though it would be.

Sorry. I kinda missed most of it due to narcolepzzzzzz...
>> Anonymous
>>986030>>986016>>986015>>986013
Sauce on this please
>> Anonymous
>>986032
you're obviously having him tell the wrong stories then
>> Anonymous
>>986013
Sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>985492

someone's working on a tabletop rpg with that premise

http://www.markovia.com/index.php?title=Rapture_Academy
>> Anonymous
1) Pray to god my rule 63'd house still has all the weapons.
2) Log on /k/, also praying it is still full of lusting after dangerous phallic objects.
>> Anonymous
>>986790

Yeah, that is pretty similar; not exactly, but remarkably close in terms of general backdrop (futa, tentacles, etc.).

...

Y'know, thinking about it now... I have no idea what I'd do in response to my question. I guess I'd try and lay low, but I'd probably just get fucked a lot.
>> Anonymous
i'd spread my legs and enjoy it.
>> Iris !tFj8DP0Frs
Suddenly having found myself in the body of a faggot-man who wishes he had a pussy, I'd immediately start crossdressing and look for the nearest bukkake session, I guess.

>>985492
Two internets for the hardest question I've answered so far on /d/.
>> Anonymous
1. Obtain penis
2. Become domme
3. Avoid being bitchy. Bitchy dominant females/futas get raped to put them in their place, casual ones do the raping.
>> Anonymous
Probably try and find a (mostly) nice futa and settle down for a nice long life of being a cumdumpster. Sure, it's not paticularly rewarding, but as the hanger-on slave, I'd avoid most of the painful stuff that happens to those that resist.

(BAD END is BAD)
>> Anonymous
>>985814

fucking best response. EVER. + 5 INTERNETS.

i lol'd so hard it isn't even funny anymore.

in fact, this whole thread made me do that.
>> Anonymous
I approve of this thread.
>> Anonymous
In such a setting, would you rather be public property or slave to a specific monster/futa/two-dicked mutant gorilla?
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>> Anonymous
>>988751
SOURCE
>> Anonymous of Dallas
>>985814
>>dyke around for a while while I get used to the new me

Oh god i lol'd
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Become a female version of Cobra Commander, with my own personal fuck-toys of a tentacle monster (For their corrupt intentions), 3 or 4 futas, and one or two men who I either force to be effeminate or are just that way on their own.
>> Anonymous
>>986790

Anyone know where we can find someplace to play a game using this system?
>> Anonymous
I'd look for a deviant with a desire to put a collar around my neck and use me as his sex toy.

Kind of like I do now. Hrm.
>> Anonymous
I'd just try to avoid sodomy town
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>>985492
Make sure I bring along some mouthwash

>>988794
Here's one that's a bit less serious
http://rapidshare.com/files/17369624/BBSW_-_The_Hentai_Rpg.pdf

And just for kicks, here's the play logs
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O2ZUG7SC
>> Anonymous
>>988804

This is awful and yet hilarious.

Bravo.
>> Anonymous
After a series of grueling trials and a couple rapes (inflicted on others) I rise to become demon queen of this new dimension.

From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my lust, this smut engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of horny moaning -- as though from all around you. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving succubi.

As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are tantacle raped. Then, as tears of spanish fly stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths and I will sing the song that fucks the Earth.

(with apologies to tycho)
>> Anonymous
I'd become a high-class prostitute specializing in the esoteric fetish of consensual missionary position sex. For fun, though...well. Futa fuck!
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>>988777
I'm guessing poster doesn't know source either, but please someone find out!
>> Anonymous
>>988847
I was going to rage until i reached the end and saw the parenthesis. Crisis averted.
>> Anonymous
Hmm. Well considering I'd get turned into a guy I'd probably just rape everything that moves. Yeah, that's the plan, rape everything. Then once I got bored of that I'd find a tentacle monster and get 'caught'.