I come from a far away land to give you something cute.
Go the fuck back to /v/, furfag!J/K, we love you lion. Now get the fuck away from my car.
get in the car...!
Why does everyone keep calling me a furfag? I'm the lion who chases your car. Silly 4chan.
Fuck giving me something cute, just give me head.
>>236991I believe you've come to the wrong board, Major Raikov.
>>236995Really? Is asking for head not acceptable here? Should I go back to /v/?
>>237005There you are!What the hell do you think your doing!!?I've been waiting for you in my room.
>>237010Well I was planning on eating this lion for lunch, but since you're here, I guess I'll have cock instead.
>>237015Man can not survive on cock alone. Trust me, I've tried.
>>237015Thats wat you think slut, get against the wall and let me stick this here nuclear bomb launcher in your pooper.
A thread of tripfags...I miss Wesker T_T
>>237038God I love it when you talk dirty. You'll have to wait though, Big Boss showed up first. Unless you wanna make this a threesome?
>>237051Hell no.Get over here!
>>237058Ow~You could have at least let me get undressed first.
Hey guys am I too late?I brought another uke for ya!
>>237066I would get the fuck out right now if I were you.
>>237068TIME PARADOX
>>237070You've discovered my true power!
>>237058Daddy, why are you hurting Mommy?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
>>237066Ivan... is that you?Oh wells i'll stick it in both of ya!
Hey guys you forgot about me!Well here I am sexin up your ivan
I hate you all. Seriously. If I wasn't so busy screwing you all over I would be writing about this in my livejournal.
I just had the most horrible dream. Some giant Russian freak tried to rape me and there was lightning coming out of his hands. It was horrible!
>>237089Jealous ocelot?You want this nuclear bomb in YOUR pooper as well?
>>237092If you touch me I'll kill you. Besides, I'm already busy sticking it in Ivan's pooper.Hah!
Am I the only straight man in Russia?
>>237094Bitch please. you wish.
ITT raikov is getting raped by multiple people.lol
>>237100Sorry, can't hear you right now. Too busy getting ready to fuck your boyfriend.
>>237106You can't rape the willing.
>>237095You may be the only straight guy in the entire Metal Gear Solid series.
>>237111You son of a bitch.where is that cunt anyways?
What happened to the cute ITT?
>>237118I seriously hope you're talking about Eva, because I know you damn well had better not be calling me a cunt.
>>237121What do you mean? The cuteness is still here.
>>237118Oh no! The big scary lightning rod is pissed! Quick everyone, grab some rubbers!
Thats it. both of you are gonna get it, not up the ass either.
>>237150I don't care what you do to Ocelot, but if you hit me you're not getting any sex.Besides, what are you pissed about? I never said anything about you fucking Eva.
There's too many dirty Russians in this thread.
>>237154I...forgive me ivan...I just lost my temper for a bit.
>>237162You're forgiven. Now you can make it up to me by joining me in bed.
>>237162You're so fucking whipped it's pathetic.
I would love to join you in bed ivan, just let me castrate this shit talkin little traitor.Lets go ho
>>237181I have John on my side. You'll get your ass kicked. Again.
Awww how cute guys are gonna fight over ivan, well while you do that i'll just be shootin him in the balls and taking his clothes.
>>237184I think it's time you took another trip down the river, boy.
>>237182Wanna put money on that?!
>>237188Yeah, I do.
Laughing my fucking ass off. XD
The funniest thing is that this could all be canon, seeing as how Kojima loves the gay sex.
Screenshot plox!