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ITT: Pairings you hate Anonymous
Inspired by>>561971, ITT post pairings that you can't stand even though everyone else loves them. Pic related.
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Hate this pairing. So damn much.
>> Anonymous
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Please let it die a fiery death.
>> Anonymous
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this.

I WRETCH AT THE THOUGHT
>> Anonymous
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There is nothing there and you cannot convince me otherwise.
>> Anonymous
Gaara/the guy with the fucking eyebrows. What the FUCK.
>> Anonymous
>>563625
FUCKING SECONDED.
>> Chu
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hate hate hate
>> Anonymous
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those fuckers
>> Anonymous
>>563647
THIRDED ¬¬***
>> Anonymous
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DeixGaa.

This pairing fucking sickens me.
>> Anonymous
>>563654
who are them?
>> Anonymous
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I HATE THIS PAIRING SO MUCH. SO FUCKING MUCH. DAMN IT.

Ahh, felt good to get that out there.
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>>563650
me too
>> Anonymous
>>563675
Used to like em'
Slowly starting to hate them as a pairing though
>> Anonymous
anything death note
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yuck. just yuck.
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>> Anonymous
Matt/Mello, Mello/Near. I don't have pictures of those abominations.
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K NO THNX.

ALBEL PLZ.
>> Anonymous
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May this shit burn in hell.
>> Anonymous
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WTF
>> Anonymous
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Pah. It's okay i just want something else for a change damnit. I want more GinShin ):
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This.
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>>563709
seconded
>> Anonymous
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This pairing angers me greatly.
>> mitler !JXb0sRkTNo
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>> Anonymous
>>563637
'Wretch' is a noun. You were looking for 'retch'.
>> Anonymous
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Really, any pairing but Kamina/Simon riles me.
>> Anonymous
AnyonexHibari

It just doesn't work damn it.
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>>563816

Also I apparently fail at posting pictures.
>> Anonymous
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I love both of them,but I just hate the pairing.
>> Anonymous
>>563816
He can be with Hibrid, the only creature he won't kill. I don't think he deserves any better.
>> Anonymous
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Fucking EW. Seriously, stop writing/liking/thinking about it!
>> Anonymous
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What part of "I exist only to kill you" do people interpret as meaning "I love you/I want do bone you"? Dude, hatesex only goes so far...
>> Anonymous
>>563815

Holy fuck seconded

except I sorta like the canon pairings
>> Anonymous
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Boo.
>> Anonymous
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please... no more....
>> Zenato
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Ugh, completely disgusting.
DeixSaso

Here, you have a man who pleasures himself with two mouths on the palm of his hands, and proboably tries it with the mouth on his chest.

NOW, you have a dude, more-so a PUPPET. So, where does the sex come in? Won't you get like, splinters?

Tcheh, terrible.
What the hell actually goes through the fangirls' mind?!
>> Anonymous
>>563650

ilu holy shit
>> Anonymous
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I only played KH 1 & 2. did these guys like hang out with each other in that card game for the gba? Either way, I HATE random organization 13 pairings.
>> Anonymous
It confuses me how you all hate these pairings but still have pictures saved on your computer of it.
>> Anonymous
>>563816

I see it working in the future arc, but so far we've only seen some interaction with Tsuna. However, I completely agree with you when you say it doesn't work in the past or "real time". I don't ship anyone with Hibari prior to the Future Arc, but TYL... maybe.

Insert picture of DinoHibari, MukuroHibari and/or YamaGoku. Or anything in which Hibari is the uke.
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Kill this shit with fucking fire. GODDAMN. As if Riku would glance in any other direction than Sora or Kairi.

>>563878

I went to dA. Now I delete this fucker from my HD.
>> Anonymous
>>563892

thank you so much. lololol what annoys me the most about that pairing is the fangirls claiming it's not crack because apparently they're "a lot alike" or something. way to be blind of canon, there.
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Roxas/Sora/Roxas.
>> Anonymous
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Them. Together.
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>>563750

BLASPHEMER, BURN HERETIC!

And I just, I dunno...I see Ichigo as being too straight.
>> Anonymous
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This shit.
>> Anonymous
>>563675
Oh my god, I am so fucking glad to see someone else say that. SECONDED.
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>>563902
i lost that notion a long time ago
>> Anonymous
>>563741
For some reason I love Pharaoh Atem/Priest Seto, and yet I hate Seto/Yami (along with most other rival pairings).
>> Anonymous
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KandaLavi(Rabi) Makes my stomach churn and want to claw my eyes out.
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I'm a very monogamous person, very intensely loyal, and so I tend to 'pair' certain characters for life in my mind and I become violently squicked by any other pairings of same characters. So, there is an endless list of pairings I passionately haaaaaaate. Normally I just keep my mouth shut, knowing that I'm weird and that it is perfectly normal to like Lavi with Kanda or Sephiroth with Vincent or Gojyo with Sanzo.

Threads like this, an opportunity to anonymously let off some pent-up fangirly steam, are a sight for sore eyes, and I enjoy them muchly.

And so, I just want to say...

I HATE THIS SHIT.

...and thank you.
>> Anonymous
>>563914

i'm not into the pairing, but i'm curious to know why you hate it. beacuse of the fangirls/seeing it around too often, or just the nature of their relationship?
>> Anonymous
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I don't get it!
>> Anonymous
>>563919
whut relationship again?

it's like, 'yeah, I know him!'
and
'yeah, unfortunelately he knows me'
and then the manga goes back to the point
>> Anonymous
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HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
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>>563914
seconded
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>>563920
I honestly don't understand, either.

Pic also related. Ugh.
>> Anonymous
>>563923

you have a point. i can't really ship anyone with Kanda, anyway... it's too weird. though i admit to finding Kanda/Allen interesting.
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>>563926
SECONDED. Actually I just dislike any slash pairings in FMA as a general rule. Sorry about that.

Pic also related HE LOVES HIS WAIFU
>> Anonymous
>>563931

I sometimes also feel Kanda is not shippable. But that is because 99% of the time they make him so goddamn OOC and try to tame his asshole-ish side. Kanda is NOT a soft-spoken smiley uke, okay? Okay.
>> Anonymous
>Kamina/Simon
>Albel/Fayt
>> Anonymous
>>563938
Actually, I think the most believable Kanda pairing to me is Komui/Kanda, as rare and as weird as it is, because Kanda actually seems to not violently dislike him, and I can see Komui silencing his bitching with the power of his personal arsenal of sheer absurdity
>> Aru
>>563925
I don´t mind if you hate them,you´re free to express your opinion,though I´m a fan of then.I´m not against you.

But I´m curious:You hate it because it´s incest?
>>563926
I know you hate them but,sorry...this pic is cute XD

BTW,let´s see...a pair that I hate...Shinji x Kaworu.Why?Because I hate both characters.
>> Anonymous
>>563949
>XD
>namefag
>> Anonymous
>>563920
I'm the opposite. I don't understand how people can possibly see Matt/Mello, but not this. o well

Speaking of Matt/Mello,
>>563675
Seconded. A lot.
>> Anonymous
>>563949
>>563949
NO, and for the record I think Hikaru/Kaoru and other assorted pairings are fucking hot.

It's just that I greatly dissaprove of incest -in this context-. Also he's blatantly in love with Winry. It's canon in the manga, at least.

Basically, it's just...why can't brothers just be brothers anymore?
>> Anonymous
>>563958
I dislike both Matt/Mello AND Mello/Near. And L/Light. Finding art of Death Note pairings that I actually DO like is a bit of a challenge, haha.
>> Anonymous
>>563963
Wow, yeah, that would be tough. Sympathy, yo.

I'm lucky, I sort of like all three, so the shit-tons of mindless images don't hurt me
>> Anonymous
>>563910
I don't even see enough Sanji/Luffy around to really hate it. It makes so little sense that it seems to be a "drawn out of a hat" pairing, so all I think about it is "What?"
>> Anonymous
>>563878
I always wonder about that too when these threads pop up
>> Anonymous
>>563738

To be honest, I don't like either pairing.
>> Anonymous
>>563675
SECOND. I like my pairings to have, y'know, some basis in canon. ANY basis in canon.
>> Anonymous
Holy fuck every pairing in this thread is a pairings I hate. You guys are an heroes! Also the most despised pairing for me...Anything Naruto...It's to fucking over rated
>> Aru
>>563957
Oh,so sorry.
>>563961
I see.I like your point,because I support Ed/Winry too,because it´s a possible thing.After all,Elricest is more like a fangirl thing.
>> Anonymous
>>563878
>>564085
I use Offline Explorer Enterprise, (pirated Edition), or HTTrack to harvest shit tons of images for me, so I have a lot of everything, whether I like it or not
>> Anonymous
>>563926
Seconding this. Can't say I really like FMA at all anymore but even when I did I disliked Roy/Ed quite a bit.
>> Anonymous
Each and every Kingdom Hearts pairing ever created. Yes, I am very biased. No, I don't give a crap.
I HATE those retarded, flat, boring characters with no individual personality whatsoever. ARGH.
Yes, I hate KH. God, I hate KH so much.
>> Anonymous
>>563639

Kinda seconded. I don't hate it so much as I don't really understand the obsession with it.

I kinda hate Momo/Kaidoh. I thought it was cause I'm such an obsessive Inui/Kaidoh fan that any other pairing with them irked me, but I like Inui/Tezuka and other Kaidoh pairings so I guess I just don't like MomoKai in specific.
>> Anonymous
>>563920
Read a couple of fics or that DN doujinshi game. You'll get it than. I used to be like, "Okay, what the fuck, how would this work?" myself.
>> Anonymous
>>564325
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/10/07
>> Anonymous
>>563637
Gankutsuou doesn't belong to anyone. Albert can go fuck his friend (whatever his name is) and leave Count alone.

>>563716
I like Sephiroth, but "Cloud x anyone" makes me want to kill someone really quickly.

>>563899
Everything else in KH is hate, except Organization.

>>563920
Near x anyone causes the same reaction as Cloud x anyone.
>> Anonymous
>>563649

What the hell is THAT?! e_o
>> Anonymous
>>563625
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>>563926


seconding everything from above
man, i didn't know i hated so many pairings
>> Anonymous
Oshitari/Gakuto of Prince of Tennis. Kyouya/Haruhi of Ouran Host Club.

NO NO NO JUST FUCK NO.
>> Anonymous
>>563918

Agreed on all counts. Especially the thing about hating TezuAto (Atobe likes OSHITARI, darn it. Obsession =/= love!) and liking Vincent/Sephiroth.
>> Anonymous
>>564490
wow me neither
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Riku x Sora; needs to die in a fire somewhere.
>> Anonymous
>>564450
>>564692

Other way around for me. I hate Organization pairings. At least Riku/Sora makes SENSE, good god.
>> Anonymous
Agreed! Riku/Sora overrated and over sexed XP How bout we use our brains and don't fall for obvious ships kthnx
>> Anonymous
>>564712
>XP
Hoe about we don´t show our Gaianess on 4chan?
>> Anonymous
>>564712

you must be joking, blind or both. Organization pairings are way more overrated in comparision to HOW LITTLE subtext there is between the members. unless we're talking about Axel/Roxas, which I also hate. But at least the popularity is understandable considering how gay and lame Axel is for Roxas in KH2.
>> Anonymous
I HATE ALL ORGANIZATION PAIRINGS, and I hate the organization in general. Know why? Because of all the bitchy fucking Org 13 fangirls wanking it thinking they're the "best villains evar omg sora was so mean for killing them OMG".

May they burn in hell.
>> Anonymous
KakashixIruka

They've only ever spoken to each other once. WTF people?
>> Anonymous
>>564791

...... seriously? oh wow. i'm not into Naruto, so i seriously thought they had a lot of subtext considering how popular the pairing is.
>> Anonymous
>>564820
Same. Wtf, fangirls.
>> Anonymous
>>564791
>They've only ever spoken to each other once. WTF people?
SPOILER:
THE ENTIRETY OF FANART/FANFIC/DOUJINSHI/WHATEVER IS NON-CANON. PORN OF TWO DUDES WHO HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE BIRTH/ARE BFFS/ARE FUCKING MARRIED TO EACH OTHER ISN'T ANY MORE CANON THAN YAOI DOUJINS OF CHARACTERS WHO AREN'T EVEN IN THE SAME SERIES.

Repeat after me: Exploring and developing situatuons, stories and relationships that didn't exist in cacon - a.k.a. making shit up - is WHAT FANDOM IS FOR.
>> Anonymous
>>564878
Yeah, but you know what? Some things strike the fancy and are interesting to explore. Others are completely out of left field and have no appeal for me because I don't care about the canon relationship (if there is one) between the two characters.
>> Anonymous
i hate most pairings that get enormous amounts attention...

L x light
sasunaru
kakairu
anything fucking thing with org 13

and the list goes on forever more...
>> Anonymous
kakaIru?? I hate naruto with a passion but I've always liked kakairu pairing, but thats just me. Sasunaru is overly obnoxious.
>> Anonymous
Kakairu interests me as a phenomenon, because I can't understand how it got so wildly popular

I mean, it's pretty, I like it, but how could so many thousands of people decide simultaneously to stick them together with almost no canon interaction, and then hold to the idea for so many years?

it's interesting. like a mass hallucination
>> Anonymous
KakaIru is popular because Kakashi is fucking hot and yaoi fans want something to do with him, but his other pairing options are unappealing for various reasons. Naruto or Sasuke? Ugh, pedo. Asuma? Equally little interaction and it's really only decent if you're into bara. Gai? Yeah, it's not bad, but face it -- I like Gai a ton, but pairings with one "nonstandard" looking guy never take off.

Iruka is a young (but not pedo), attractive, and friendly. He's connected to Kakashi by both of them being teachers and close friends to Naruto. They have little canon interaction, but it's a good place to stick Kakashi to get hot hot porn. Add to that the fanon feedback loop of all the good doujin artists pumping out reams of hot hot porn and you've got a legendarily popular pairing. So it goes.
>> Anonymous
>>565145
Epic McWin
>> Anonymous
>>565182
fuck off, no like no look
>> Anonymous
>>565145
I bet the exact same thing applies to Mello/Matt. "Mello's hot! Eww I can't pair him with Near, Near is underage and not a sexy bishounen! LOL I know I'll pair him with Matt, who isn't really in the series much but who has a sexy character design!" Bleh, fangirls.
>> Anonymous
>>565192
Men are just as foolish. All men, regardless of 'fanboy' status or not.
To a man, the personalities of women matter not at all - if two women are hot, they want to see them together. Period.
It's the same thing.
>> Anonymous
>>565192
Makes me sad that there's so much hate on this pairing. I thought there was honestly something going on between them in the manga, considering Matt doesn't seem like the type to stick around just because.

Anyway, I will make a relevant post:
>>563629
Seconded, thirded, fourthed, etc. See way too much of this shit.
>> Anonymous
>>565192
rofl
in case you haven't noticed, PAIRING UP HOT GUYS REGARDLESS OF THEIR CANON RELATIONSHIP IS THE FUCKING POINT OF PORN DOUJINS
what the fuck did you expect, all the doujin artists sticking to redrawing pages from the manga?
>> Anonymous
Wtf is up with you idiots whining about pairings 'not having enough base in canon'? It's not like most of them are canon gay for each other anyway. As long as the fanartists develop the characters' relationship and give it enough backstory to make it believable, there's nothing wrong with pairing them up in a doujin or story.
>> Anonymous
for those complaining about crack pairings and nonsense doujinshi...

Just remember that there is FAR LESS logic and reason in hentai doujinshi. I mean really, be thankful for what you have.

At least the uke you're oh so attatched to isn't being raped by a black hole or 600 faceless fatties.
>> Anonymous
>>565206

You can't masturbate with a pure heart to things that aren't real and true! Think of the kind of example that would set to future generations!
>> Anonymous
>>565207At least the uke you're oh so attatched to isn't being raped by a black hole or 600 faceless fatties.

This is why yaoi fails so fucking much.
>> Anonymous
>>565197
Maybe from Matt's point of view (although the fact that he can just casually comment to Mello about a girl he thinks is hot seems to imply otherwise), but I honestly can't see Mello being interested in sex, or ANYTHING other than killing Kira/avenging L/being better than Near, after L died. Anyway, I don't hate the pairing, I just think it's overrated and that it doesn't have much basis in canon. And to the person abusing his or her capslock: yes, most of the pairings I like aren't canon either, but they at least have some interaction in canon that I think makes them slashable (i.e. unlike Matt and Mello).
>> Anonymous
>>565212
QF-fucking-T
>> Anonymous
Eh. I'm pretty lax with pairings. I think the only pairing I actively hate is SasuNaru (And how can you not? (90% of the female half of all Narutards fap to it.) and even then, I can tolerate doujins/fanart if it's well-drawn.
>> Anonymous
>>563709
SECONDED. Why the fuck this is Saiyuki's most popular pairing I will never know.
>>563918
I am JUST like you.

This anon hates SasuNaru. Overrated, would never work because of Sasuke, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>565197
Matt has less than fifteen panels total. From canon, you know NOTHING about whether or not he's the type to stick around "just because". Maybe he viewed it as a mission he had to complete, like a video game level. That right there was more canonically supported than any Matt/Mello friendship theories. You don't need canon to ship something, but stop claiming there's something there in the manga when there's absolutely squat.
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There can be only Cliff and Albel in my heart. I hate this pairing so much. Well, I hate Fayt.
>> Anonymous
>>565241
THANK YOU and QFT.
>> Anonymous
>>564170

>>Holy fuck every pairing in this thread is a pairings I hate. You guys are an heroes! Also the most despised pairing for me...Anything Naruto...It's to fucking over rated
>>You guys are an heroes!
>>an heroes!

Get your terminology right newfag
>> Anonymous
>>565239
>Saiyuki's most popular pairing
WHAT THE SHIT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN.
>> Anonymous
how do I shot ipod
>> Anonymous
if you guys hate these pairings so much, why do you have pics of them?
>> Anonymous
>>565338

google/dA etc. it's not that hard to find pics of these pairings when they're so common.
>> Anonymous
>>565207
Signed. I got into yaoi because I prefer porn where both participants are familiar characters, rather than someone getting fucked by a faceless dude. Still wish I could find more "yaoi-style" hentai.
>> Anonymous
>>563925
THREAD OVER
>> Anonymous
>>565317
It's always been that way. Sanzo/Gojyo is the most popular Saiyuki pairing, despite the fact the teo hate each other
>> Anonymous
>>565397
Also despite the fact that Hakkai and Gojyo are basically married, and Sanzo and Goku's lives literally revolve around each other.

I just never got it.
>> Anonymous
>>563904
>>563815

Hell yes. Rossiu just plain pisses me off.

>>563637

Needs moar Franz.

>>563876
>>563892
>>563899

Yes. Fuck the organization, except for Axel. He's allowed to molest Roxas.
>> Anonymous
>>At least the uke you're oh so attatched to isn't being raped by a black hole or 600 faceless fatties.

USO DA. I do this with Near all the time. ??? PenisxNear is my OTP
>> Anonymous
>>565295

who you calling newfag? I've been here since 4chan died the second tiem
>> Anonymous
>>565470
Am I the only one who doesn't really like Franz/Albert? I don't hate the pairing, but it doesn't seem that interesting to me. Albert obviously has the hots for the Count.
>> Anonymous
>>565560
I like it, but it's emotionally exhausting to like a pairing that deeply tragic, so I also wish I didn't like it.
>> Anonymous
>>565560
Franz pretty obviously loved Albert, but like above Anon said, that makes it too tragic a pairing for me to directly enjoy.
>> Anonymous
>>565611
I think it's sweet as a one-sided, unrequited love pairing, but I can't imagine Albert ever returning Franz's feelings.
>> Anonymous
>>565560
FranzxAlbert is so classic, like back in the 70s where all french schoolboys secretly had a crush on their best friend....
>> Anonymous
>>565403
I know. Fangirls are strange, however.
Gojyo/Hakkai is pretty much the greatest Saiyuki pairing there is, because of how damn canon it is.
>> Anonymous
>>565547
Then your lack of knowledge is even more inexcusable. Lurk until you can get it right.

Back on topic, I despise Wufei/Duo. I've never been able to figure out that one.
>> Anonymous
Leon/Count D. I know, I know, it's heavily implied in canon. I just wish there were a better character to pair Count D with, since Leon annoys me and I tend to hate those obsession/love-hate relationships.
>> Anonymous
>>563944
I LOVE YOU. I thought I was the only one.
>> Anonymous
NaruMitsu makes me violently ill inside.
>> Anonymous
Roy/Ed

I just don't get it. I don't see it at all.
>> Anonymous
I hate Kamina/Simon, it's too pedo for me. Kamina with Garlock would be fine but the shota makes me sad. Although I still look at it for the Kamina, because what I really want is hot Kamina/Yoko porns with actual time spent on Kamina as well as Yoko, and I doubt that would ever exist.
>> Anonymous
>>565883
Every word is truth
>> Anonymous
>>566463
Seconded
>> Anonymous
You know you guys could just start another thread, right?