ITT, your favorite /cm/ and what you want him to say while he has crazy animal sex with you.With Kamina, we'd start of with a nice "OIOIOIOIII" and probably finish of with "OH GOD. I'M GONNA BREAK THROUGH TO THE HEAVENS~"
and if you accidentally call out the wrong name....
>>491915"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM??"
"I could fall for you, you know?"Aww... how romantic.
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>491950MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA ZA WARUDO....toki wo tomare....WRYYYYYYYYYYYY
"TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND PUT 'EM IN THE BOX."Total turn-on right there. Especially if he's still holding his gun.
"Say, partner....this thing....got any bite to it?"
>>491911>>491917These posts describe the best sex possible.
>>491956I like the way you think!
dsfargeg
Would start with:"Oi, what's this thing and what does it do?"Would end with:"GUMU GUMU NO JACKHAMMER!!!!!"
"Tenthtenthtenthtenthtenthtenthtenth"...I should've thought this one out a little bit more.
"HOME RUN!"
"I'll bite you to death"
Start: I'M A SHAAARK. SUCK MY DIIIICK. I'M A SHAAARK.End: VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI.
Exactly what it says.
"Byuuuuu~un"
>>491911>>491915>>491917He'd goddamn better shout "GATTAI!" when he j-jams it in.
>>491911>>491915>>491917more like "believe in me who believes IN you"
>>492078He can believe in me anytime, if you comprehend my thinly veiled sexual innuendo.
"Be drunk in my presence"do you even have to ASK?
THIS PARTY'S GETTIN' -UNF- CRAYZAY!...JACKPOT!....haha.
My /cm/ would probably just cry and want to cuddle.
"......""......"".....""...unf"
I wouldn't even give him the chance to speak.
Needs more Kenshiro.
>>491911i need a high res of thisi'll make it into a body pillow cover for me!
"PAK CHOIE UNF PAK CHOIE UNFWE ARE THE SPACE ROBOTS, WE ARE HERE TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE"
"............................*emo*"
>>492190I would. Viral's voice is teh sex.
>>492195That is disturbing yet utterly amazing at the same time.
"It's good to be The Chazz!"
"SHUT UP AND SUCK IT, BITCH."
"CUM WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE"
DAM-E DESU WA, SIMON-SAN
"YA-HA!"And at the end? "TOUCHDOWN!"
"Well, you're probably jailbait, but IT WILL BE TOTALLY WORTH IT."
papyu~ng
He moans like a bitch but doesn't swallow
Is that a chainsaw in your pocket, or do you wanna fly me to Australia?
BUREBUREBUREBUREBUREBUREBUREBUREBUREand end with a smooth "WHAT IF I HAD DIED?!"
yaranaika?
Probably just yell "Aha" through the whole thing and close with "OMEDETO!"
"Look out"
ITT: underaged girl fantasies.
>>492383lol, indeed
"She... she Rode my Lightning"
I´m not sure...maybe..."WHAT THE..." lol
I'd probably have to gag and tie him down, as he's kind of against the whole sinning part.But that just adds to the fun~ Not to mention you'd find all kinds of funny places to put that swordhandle.
>>492383ITP: Denial.
Fangirlish thread is fangirlish.
/cm/ is always fangirlish. I don't see how this thread is any worse than others.
>>492450/cm/ is fangirlish in general, get over it
>>492452It strongly smells of b& even if you don't see it, dear anon.
>>492409Why ain't Vald wearing any pants in that picture?
>>492457I am most certainly legal.
>>492483Good for you. I was talking about the thread and its general mood.
I don't care what he says, I'm happy with the sex.
>>492450lol, most of the people in this thread aren't taking it very seriously. Besides, people get to say OH GOD SHANA IS SO HOT but not OH GOD VIRAL IS SO HOT? Chillax.
>>492737Hey, I'm the first to go "VIRAL IS SO HOT" at any given occasion.I object to the Mary Sue-ish self insertion vibe.
This thread needs to die.
>>492164I so died of laughter here.But yeah, I would fuck him too. VERY hard. Just to make some sounds out of him.
"Ahahaha....hahaha.....AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"FINAL FUSION!"LOL
>>493776MEGA FUSION IS SUPERIOR.
i like my men the way i like my women - quiet. maybe some heavy breathing.
>>491911A hero posted her tits on /w/, now we has this.
"Oh babe, I've found a cuuuuuuuuuure~"
Do I even need to say it?
>>493821>A hero posted her tits on /w/>A hero posted her ti>A hero p>A he>AExcuse me?
>>493844It's you that needs to lurk more, girl didn't kill herself, she posted her tits.
>>493725God dammit I almost killed myself laughing!As for mine, I have no clue!
pic says it all
>>493844For real. She wasn't AN hero.Or would you have rather I misused the meme?
His creepy Kufufu laugh all the way through
>>492051Anything Xanxus-related would probably slip out, too. "OHGODYESTHROWTHATGLASSOFWHISKEYATMEI'VEBEENSOBAD."
>>494689What about Dino? What about BOTH?
>>494739dsgblsdhgl Always and forever.
The man wouldn't have TIME to speak. unf.
>>494777BLAME YOUR FATE.