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Transformers 18 Anonymous
I wonder if we can get this to 20?

Draw and writefags, you are needed.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Drawfag here.
I've done nothing lately but draw TF characters, but I still feel I need more practice...never drawn 'em before and all................. anyway, you might see something from me in the future!
>> Anonymous
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Still eagerly waiting for this>>808091
>> Anonymous
http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Human
- For lulz

FIC RECS:
http://www.kuroimiko.net/tffics/viewstory.php?sid=522&ageconsent=ok&warning=11
- OP/SS, slight sticky, but good, BAWWWWWWerific.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2319291/1/No_Longer_Mourn
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2349021/1/Thou_Art_Too_Dear
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2571121/1/Our_Revels
Sideswipe centric fic, angst and tears will roll like runny shit. I bawwwwwwwww'd like a little BABY. ESPECIALLY at the first one. ;_;

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1865637/1/Regrets
- Skywarp centric. BAWWWWWWWing. Slight Skywarp/Cracker - only if you squint.


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4029083/1/Its_Not_Funny
- WHAT A TWEEST ENDING. HOLY SHIT. This one is FUCKING GREAT. READ IT. PLEASE. Jazz centric! Mentions of slash, but...the ending is different than you'd think.

And once again....

/r/ING ALL YOUR BAWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Oh. and...
EVIL OVERLOAD PRIME RAPING HONORABLE PRISONER STARSCREAM IS STILL NEEDED AND WANTED MUCH
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>811737
OH GOD that Skywarp centric fic. OH GOD BAWWWWWWWWWW
Why does TC/Warp angst literally KILL me?
>> Anonymous
>>811755
Because they're friends among people that are not supposed to have friends.
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNGST
;_;
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>>811774
Also because I ship them like nobody's business.
>> Anonymous
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So /cm/ what's your rare/uncommon/crack OTP?

For me it'd Soundwave/Jazz. I'm slowly getting into Prowl/Jazz, but that was my first Jazz pairing and I love it.
>> Anonymous
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>>811803
I'd have answered OptimusxStarscream, but I doubt anyone here considers it weird anymore. Which is why I love you, /cm/.
>> Anonymous
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Have the BEST SKYWARP PIC EVER, /cm/. Have it.
>> Anonymous
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>>811803
Starscream/Perceptor for me~
>> sort-of translatorfag
regarding the Klimt-style MegStar pic >> 811386
I had originally asked for source, and I think I have found it, but it may be friends-locked. I have NO idea what community this is, but it's apparently on here - http://community.livejournal.com/fst/531070.html#cutid1

It looks like it was posted way back in 2007 sometime - I found it posted on a cos-play forum board, and the person who posted it there said she got it from this LJ site. Anybody recognize it?
>> Anonymous
>>811817
I'm a member, so I can tell you what's in that post: fst = fan soundtrack, basically a compilation of soungs dedicated to a pairing/character.
This one happens to be a Megs/SS fst, and the coverart was made by two LJ users:
[ cover lineart by silencestation | cover colour by stereophilic ]
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>>811810
Ditto.
>> Anonymous
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>>811803
I like the pairing of Optimus-Prime and Soundwave, sadly I have no pictures of them together.
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>>811803
I have to think hard for that one... I would say Starscream/Optimus, but that's just not weird anymore...

Skywarp&Thundercracker/Sunstreaker&Sideswipe makes me drool. fuck yes FOURSOME.
Other than that....................................

Megatron/Bumblebee
Starscream/Jazz
Deceps/Autobots (EXCEPT for megs/opti, just...I just can't like this pairing)
>> Anonymous
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Dear /cm/.
You finally got me to watch TF:A (yes, it took me this long to get over the artstyle).

Prime: BLAH BLAH BLAH freedom BLAH Cybertron etc.
Prowl: "Not the speech." + facepalm.

I'm 3 minutes into the first episode and I fucking love it already.
>> Anonymous
>>811874
Just wait till you get to Starscream...

lolspoiler;

lolspoiler;

lolspoiler;

can't /cm/ get spoilertags soon? ):

[spoiler]HE DOES SOMETHING TREACHEROUS AND HE DOESN'T FAIL AT IT[/spoiler]
>> Anonymous
>>811892
What? And the world DOESN'T end?
>> sort-of translatorfag
>>811828
Cool!! Is this the only piece they ever did? Or is there more????????

And on the subject of music... What music would you chose for Transformers? This may be weird, but I absolutely love "Chevaliers de SanGreal" from the daVinci code (final scene) - it makes me think of a love scene from Starscream/OP or Starscream/Skyfire... I listen to it... Every...Day...
>> Anonymous
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JESUS CHRIST MEGATRON'S VOICE
I wet my pants.

I'll gb2/ep.01/ now.
>> Anonymous
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>>811901
Would you mind giving a rapidshit of that song? I'm intrigued.

Btw you should check the artist's livejournals to see if they have more.
>> Anonymous
>>811902
Protip;

Megatron and Ratchet have the same VA.
Also, Optimus' VA is the guy that did Megatron's voice in Beast Wars.
Blitzwing and Bumblebee have the same VA.

Starscream = Spongebob.
>> Anonymous
>>811910
You gotta be shitting me.
So that's why Optimus sounded sexy.
And-

>Starscream = Spongebob.
I REALLY DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT JESUS CHRIST
>> Anonymous
>>811916
TOM KENNY'S IN YOUR SHOW, SPONGEBOBING YOUR VILLAINS.
Oh and;

Prime's VA; Grimlock and Lugnut. And Megatron in Armada, lolwut.
Prowl's VA; Johnny Bravo, Ultra Magnus, Soundwave, Captain Fanzone.
>> Anonymous
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I'm such an emotional little shit. I actually was moved when Prime said TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT.
By the way, the soundtrack is fucking amazing.
>> sort-of translatorfag
>>811906
Hmmm... Er... Actually, I don't know how to make an RS... (;_;) Or I would...

But if you want to listen to the full clip go to this site - http://www.esnips.com/doc/3fd2f590-a787-4fc8-8ec7-333c002e24ec/Chevaliers-De-Sangreal-(The-Da-Vinci-
Code)

It's a beautiful symphonic piece, and I bought the album solely for that song. *Sigh*...

And I did track down the artist - there were several albums they created for different pairings, including SkyxSS, Dead End, HufferxSpringer. But none with that great art!
>> Anonymous
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>>811958
Well, if you have the song on your computer just go to rapidshare.com and select it. Otherwise, I'll look for it myself somehow.
>> sort-of translatorfag
>>811960
Okay, I'll try. Lemme get back to ya! :)
>> Anonymous
I've been here since the first thread.

I.
LOVE.
YOU.
/cm/
>> Anonymous
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>>811962
I've been here since then, too.

So much epic fappage.
So much unexpected, awesome writefaggotry.
The occasional translatorfags and drawfags.
The friendly atmosphere.
The hotness, oh lord, the hotness.

EPIC RIDE, wasn't it? And it's not over.
TF threads = cure for cancer.
>> Soundtrack sort-of translatorfag
http://rapidshare.com/files/108496382/13_Chevaliers_de_Sangreal.mp3.html

Hope this works! Never done this before, so... Let me know how it goes! :)
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Hmm... Also requesting music recs - relevant to my interest!
>> Anonymous
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>>811964
Thanks so much! Here's two from me. Some instrumental-only, somehow epic/battle stuff.
[from PotC Ost]
http://rapidshare.com/files/108499214/Hans_Zimmer_-__Up_Is_Down.mp3.html
[from LotR Ost]
http://rapidshare.com/files/108500531/Enya_-_Requiem.mp3.html
>> Anonymous
>>811974
Freaking RS, what is this? All 5 letters have a goddamn cat! Too many wrong codes my afterburners.
>> Anonymous
>>811979
Yeah, I had to try three times before figuring it out. Some letters have a small DOG, not a cat. So don't type those.
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Slowpoke still watching TF:A. I FUCKING LOVE PRIME'S EXTENSIBLE AXE.
>> sort-of translatorfag
Since it seems to have worked, here is one that I thought would suit 2K7 movie Jazz - Jan Hammer! Anybody remember him? XD

http://rapidshare.com/files/108504180/01_Crockett_s_Theme.mp3.html
>> Anonymous
>>811874
Semi-newfag about all the new Transformers shows. Which one is TF:A if it's not armada? Armada is the only new one I've seen besides BW, but that's hardly new.
>> Anonymous
>>811984
TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED
DO YOU KNOW IT
>> Anonymous
>>811984
Animated. Once you get over the ugly (at first) art style, it KICKS ASS.
>> Anonymous
>>811986
I DO NOT, GOOD SIR
>> Anonymous
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Sari: Will I be able to breathe down there [in the lake]?
Bumblebee: Oh sure. What's breathe?
>> Anonymous
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More "battle" themes:
http://rapidshare.com/files/108505906/203_Flashback.mp3.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/108505745/04_The_Carrionites_Swarm.mp3.html
>> sort-of translatorfag
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>>811974
Yeah, I have those! XD I love Hans Zimmer! I also made some music recs in the last thread, (fan-made tracks from the 2K7 movie) and those particular tracks are downloadable.

http://www.esnips.com/web/TF-TM07-Raretracks/

Friends, it's 2 a.m. here in Japan, and I gotta go to bed. But I love these threads, and chatting with you all! See you in the morning... (-o-)zzzzzz
>> Anonymous
>>811989
Is it available online somewhere that you kind people know of? Or is it only on CN right now?
>> Anonymous
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>>811994
Youtube, torrents, or even rapidshare here on 4chan. Take your pick!
>> Anonymous
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>>811994
Here's episodes 1-3.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=99fcip5k
Just type Transformers Animated on rapidshare to find the rest.
>> Anonymous
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Starscream is twice as big as Prime, that's so wrong.
DELICIOUS ROLE REVERSAL
>> Anonymous
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Notice the dominatrix heels.
>> Anonymous
>>812084
HOW COULD I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE
>> Anonymous
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>>812124
Too busy fapping to his heels, luckily still the same despite the chin and Skywarp-esque paintjob?
Further evidence.
>> Anonymous
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Surprise butt-etc. They look the same size in this screen, but it's probably perspective. Or just a slip.
>> Anonymous
>>812089
Oh God masturbating with an iron fist
>> Anonymous
>>812084
I DON'T CARE ABOUT HEIGHT DIFFERENCE
I AM FAPPING TO THEIR POSITION, HEEL ON CHEST AND ALL
AND PICTURING IT IN THEIR G1 VERSIONS
oh god
>> Anonymous
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>>812149
>>812147
Thirded.
JESUS CHRIST, DOMINATRIX SCREAMER FIC NEEDED
You know Optimus wouldn't mind being stomped on by those delicious feet.
>> Anonymous
Christ, I dare say his TF:A boots are EVEN SEXIER.
Unf unf unf I would hump those legs 'til they caught fire.
>> Anonymous
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>>812150
THIS please.
>> Anonymous
>>812002
Thank you! I shall get on it immediately
>> Anonymous
>>812150
pure WANT
>> Anonymous
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MMMMILKSHAKE
>> Anonymous
>>812002
The DL is for Premium only, and I'm a cheap fuck. Any other links?
>> Anonymous
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You guys, I love Screamer/Blitzwing so fucking much. I need moar. Mooooar.
>> Anonymous
>>812084
Considering Starscream's a jet, his size makes sense. Jets are huge, even moreso than trucks like Optimus.
As the author of Shortpacked! once put it, cars are punting size to aircraft.
>> Anonymous
>>812179
But since when did that matter? Megatron turned into a RIFLE.
>> Anonymous
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>>812171
Use bittorrent, all the episodes are up on mininova.org.
>> Anonymous
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>>812150
Someone get a writefag on this for the love of all that's holy.
>> Anonymous
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Why is everyone so lovable in this series?
>> Anonymous
>>812182
Well. Yes. But as much as I love G1, I also like the new non-mass-shifting stuff. (Plus I could make bad size jokes, but I won't.)
>> Anonymous
>>812198
Aw, they're giant alien robots. They can deal with a little mass disappearing in subspace.
>> Anonymous
I'm kind of put off by helicopter-Megs. I was just... expecting a tank. Also his rotors don't even become kibble, and that was so hot on Blackout.
>> Anonymous
>>812084
PROTIP;

if Starscream had activated his thrusters here, they'd blast Prime right in his crotch with vibration and hot air.
>> Anonymous
>>812204
Megatron's rotors are made up by his swords.

THAT IS AWESOME I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY
>> Anonymous
>>812212
Stop fueling my imagination, oh god.
>> Anonymous
>>812168
FACE FULL OF FOAM
>> Anonymous
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>>812212
Here I am, FAPPING AT LIGHT SPEED
>> Anonymous
>>812204
Kibble? What do you mean?
>> Anonymous
>>812226
Why Prime, is there a fire somewhere or are you just happy to see me?
>> Anonymous
>>812229
You can't be serious.
>> Anonymous
>>812232
Oh I am, I know jack-shit about any of the newer series. And it's been quite a while since I"ve seen the old one. Most exposure I've had lately is the 2K7 movie *sob*
>> Anonymous
>>812234
http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Kibble
And knowing is half the battle!
>> Anonymous
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Yes, BlackArachnia.
But this joke fits with;>>812226
>> Anonymous
>>812239
Thanks
>> Anonymous
>>812234
Kibble isn't a newly introduced term. /toy/ would throw rotten tomatoes at you, because that means you've never owned a TF toy in your life.
>> Anonymous
>>812246
Ugh, that's pretty much accurate. I have a tiny, tiny prowl toy from the 80's but that's it. I haven't been able to get my hands on anything else.
>> Anonymous
>>812250
That's ok anon, I started buying TF toys only since the introduction of /toy/. My parents didn't love me, apparently. They bought me Barbies.
>> Anonymous
>>812246
I don't have a single Transformers toy, I grew up without Transformers other than a vague memory of my brother watching old tapes when I was 4.
What is kibble?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>812260
meet
>>812239
>> Anonymous
>>812204
They already have a tank in Blitzwing, so I guess they didn't want another?
>> Anonymous
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I vaguely remember a drawfag promising a delivery a couple of threads ago. ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>812258
I had all the original Dinobots...but my mom took them to school for her kids to play with during recess. Years later, when she retired, she brought home all her crap...and I found...oh god, it makes me want to vomit now...my poor Dinobots were scrap ;_;

Her little shit students destroyed my Dinobots...
>> Anonymous
Ahhhhh *digging through like mad*
I wan't to know what songs they picked!!!
I'll solve this somehow
>> Anonymous
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OH GOD I JUST WATCHED THIS EPISODE

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I WOKE UP MY NEIGHBOURS

OH GOOD GOD MY NUTBLADDER
>> Anonymous
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just got my hands on a totally hot SW pic, that i didnt see in the last 18 threads - but unfortunatelly only in thumb size. if anyone has the original... you know what to do!
>> Anonymous
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This scene made me lol.
>> Anonymous
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PLZ DUN RAPE ME
>> Anonymous
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>>812297
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> Anonymous
>>812286
I think I might have seen it on deviantart, but I'm not sure.
>> Anonymous
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"HEY PRIME, WHAT DO YOU THINK MEGATRON WILL DO TO STARSCREAM?"
"NOTHING GENTLE I WOULD SAY"
everyone; hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

OH GOD
AND THEN THE EPISODE ENDS
JESUS CHRIST
THIS EPISODE WAS JUST.... GODDAMMIT
AND PEOPLE -WONDER- WHY THERE'S MEGATRON/STARSCREAM SLASH
>> Anonymous
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>>812297
I'm sorry, but when it comes to Starscream it's ALWAYS raep time.
>> Anonymous
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>>812150
/r/ing this. With turbine play and all.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>812325turbine play

OHSHIT
brb changing underwear
>> Anonymous
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I'm waiting for THESE TWO to show up in TF:A already.
>> Anonymous
>>812325
You mean like;>>812212; said?

EVIL WARLORD OPTIMUS RAPING HONORABLE PRISONER STARSCREAM. AND THEN HE FORCES STARSCREAM TO ACTIVATE HIS TURBINES
TURBINE/CROTCH ENSUES.
>> Anonymous
>>812334
They're not going to.
>> Anonymous
>>812339
I do. But evil warlord Prime doesn't go well with dominatrix Starscream. I'd say keep those two separate plot bunnies for now. (MORE TO READ, MORE FAP MATERIAL, Y/Y?)
>> Anonymous
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>>812340
One can dream. ;_;
Why aren't they, anyway?
>> Anonymous
>>812355
WRITEFAGS WHERE ARE YOU WHEN YOU'RE NEEDED
;_;
>> Anonymous
>>812318
Man, I always thought that was a terrible ending! Should Autobots really find it hilarious that Megatron beats his subordinates?
>> Anonymous
>>812361
They already have other Deceps planned.
>> Anonymous
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>>812286
YOU REQUEST, ANON DELIVERS
>> Anonymous
>>812365
Fuck them, why invent new Decepticons when we all love the old ones?
>> Anonymous
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>>812363
Definitely not. At least Prime shouldn't, being the bot he is.
>> Anonymous
>>812289
WTF is he doin'?
>> Anonymous
>>812375
Prime always irritates me with shit like that. Remember Nightbird? He captured her and had her "neutralised". She was sentient, dammit! Anyone could see that. What happened to the right to freedom, eh? Don't even get me started on Megatron's Master Plan. Nngh... I really don't like Prime at all.
>> Anonymous
>>812388
Hammering the bell with his giant axe because the sound damages the enemy. Prime of Notre-Dame ftw.
>> Anonymous
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>>812393
Don't blame Prime, blame the script writers who wrote him that way!
>> Anonymous
>>812363
if by BEATS you mean POUNDING HIS ASS IN, then no. They should not be laughing.
>> Anonymous
I'm probably the only one that doesn't like Starscream abuse. I almost feel bad.
>> Anonymous
>>812394
That's pretty much amazing.
>> Anonymous
>>812403
I can kind of agree with you, seems like his life sucks enough that it wouldn't warrant anything else.
>> Anonymous
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>>812404
Yes. Watch the cartoon!
>> Anonymous
>>812369
thank you \o/

in return here is the ultimate seeker video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=VQu-8B-GSFE&feature=related
>> Anonymous
MY MASTERPLAN
Rewatching TF:A
Rereading Rubicon
I'm so good at multitasking.
>> Anonymous
>>812424
Link to Rubicon?
>> Anonymous
>>812437
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4046814/1/

Enjoy the fuckawesomest TF:A fic in existance.
>> Anonymous
>>812439
I am angry.
I can't like this fanfic because I don't like ANY of the pairings.
>> Anonymous
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FUCK YEAH DINOBOTS
>> Anonymous
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>>812441
Prime/Bee
Prime/Prowl
Bulkhead/Bee
Prowl/Jazz
Ironhide/Ratchet
Ratchet+Bee
Prime/Elita
Grimlock/Swoop
Grimlock/Bulkhead
Swoop/Prowl

Are you telling me there isn't a SINGLE pairing you might like?
Then again I'd read pretty much anything as long as it's good.
>> Anonymous
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>>812443
Fuck, I forgot all three Dinobots/Ratchet.
>> Anonymous
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TF:A Megatron just said "yessss".
The BW fan in me ORGASMED.
>> Anonymous
>>812450
I would fuck BW Megatron in an instant...well almost any of the Predacons actually....But he had the sexiest voice.
>> Anonymous
>>812443
>Prime/Bee
I absolutely hate this one (no offense! Just personal taste...)
>Prime/Prowl
Doesn't work for me.
>Bulkhead/Bee
Can't see them as more than vidya-gaem best-buds.
>Prowl/Jazz
I absolutely hate this pairing with a fiery passion.
>Ironhide/Ratchet
Even when robots...OLD MEN SEX.... I can't deal with it. ;_; I only imagine them as really old dudes getting it on.
>Ratchet+Bee
I think this one is borderline creepy...
>Prime/Elita
...Okay, I like this one.
>Grimlock/Swoop
...it's like watching retards have sex.
>Grimlock/Bulkhead
...No. Just....I can't like it.
>Swoop/Prowl
...I can't like it! The dinobots don't work for sex for me because they're all..................dumb.
>> Anonymous
>>812457

No offense, but as someone who'll read anything I'm kind of put off by your comment.
>> Anonymous
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>>812457
What. Ironhide/Ratchet is SACRED.
Your tastes are ridiculously narrow, you know?
>> Anonymous
>>812457
Pffffff.
>> Anonymous
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>>812455
BW Megatron's voice makes me quiver with pleasure.
Plus, DUCKIE.
>> Anonymous
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>>812457
Learn to be less picky and enjoy the good things in life, man.
>> Anonymous
>>812466
OH GOD DUCKIE.

I've always wanted that damn duck toy. And besides, Megs has a hot tub, that's just sexy.
>> Anonymous
>>812457
So... what DO you read?
Seriously, I don't understand people who are so picky.
>> Anonymous
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>>812471
He's a spoiled aristocrat, what did you expect?
>> Anonymous
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>>812472
It's a mistery. I started liking just a couple of pairings, and in a WEEK I had pretty much opened up to a zillion more thanks to the amazing fanfiction.
>> Anonymous
>>812474
I suppose you're right.

His duck is huge too. I bet it's one of those vibrating bath 'toys' they have on adult websites.
>> Anonymous
>>812464
Oh yeah because these are the only pairings out there. Of course. Duhhhhhrrrr.
>>812463
I have nothing against liking them, I have nothing against the characters. I just. don't. like it. If you have problems with MY personal tastes, then maybe something's up with you guys...seriously.
>>812472
Actually, almost everything else. Those pairings listed there... yeah, that's mostly what I don't like. There are certain characters I just can't picture with other characters. I have a huge list of what I like.
It just happens that Rubicon picked out the ones I don't like. Oh well.
>> Anonymous
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>>812466
The duckie is a running theme apparently.
>> Anonymous
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>>812481
You just worded your comment rudely, that's what puts me off.
Plus in such an open minded fandom it's weird not to find one pairing you like in a list of TEN. That, my friend, is narrow.
>> Anonymous
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>>812485
Because it's DELICIOUS CANON.
>> Anonymous
>>812481
MMmmmmmmh so defensive.
What's the use of complaining anyway? To prevent other people from enjoying the fic? Next time keep it for yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>812485
'Cuz the duckie is fucking amazing.
>> Anonymous
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>>812494
The Duckie is Megatron's favourite Predacon. If it could transform, he'd make it second in command.
>> Anonymous
>>812489
http://www.ripnroll.com/duckie.htm
>> Anonymous
Bump for posterity
>> Anonymous
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Sooo... can I /r/ some angry/rough *but consensual* sex fics?
>> Anonymous
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>>812523
http://community.livejournal.com/martinicruiser/53666.html
Here's some Prowl/Jazz with bondage and blindfold, if you want. Gets consensual eventually.
>> Anonymous
I have not watched beast wars, what's up with this duck?
>> Anonymous
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>>812530
Nothing, Megatron is just seen often in canon taking baths with it.
And watch Beast Wars, it's amazing. Plus it has no annoying humans, a Starscream cameo, a G1 Optimus cameo, and CERTAIN memorable characters you'll end up loving madly.
>> Anonymous
>>812532
....Hey...I like the humans. And Starscream isn't a regular character? Neither is Optimus....?

...I dunno, I'm skeptic.
>> Anonymous
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>>812541....Hey...I like the humans.
...

Anyway. Of course Optimus and Starscream aren't recurring characters, the series takes place in the far future. Then skips to the prehistoric earth. But anyway, the Maximals and Predacons are descendants of the Autobots and Decepticons.
There is an Optimus (Primal) and a Megatron, but they're just named after their ancestors. G1 Prime, Megatron and Ravge, as well as the ghost of Stascream, have some important cameos, but short.
That doesn't mean the series isn't fucking ACE, quoting Hamlet and making you laugh like a loon and cry like a baby. Often in the same episode.
>> Anonymous
>>812559
Listen to this man.
To date one of my favourite series. I bawwwwwwww'd so fucking hard.
Disregard Beast Machines, it doesn't exist.
>> Anonymous
>>812559
Well, I'll check it out at least! Can't say I dislike it before I've seen it... so, wish me luck.
>> Anonymous
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Memorable characters, FUCK YEAH.
DINOBOT
RATTRAP
WASPINATOR
DEPTH CHARGE
everyone! bawwwwwwwwwww.
>> Anonymous
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>>812568
Just be aware that it gets better after the first few episodes, anyway. The warming up might be a little slow but then it fucking rocks.
>> Anonymous
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Beast Wars Megatron is still the most stylish villain ever.
...also damn queer.
And he's a fucking T-rex!
>> Anonymous
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Anyone in the world should watch Beastwars JUST for Dinobot, if nothing else.
>> Anonymous
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Anon is still watching TF:A and FAPPING HARD to Prime bondage.
Which would, by the way, go fucking well with dominatrix Starscream.
>> Anonymous
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I love you, Prowl.
>> Anonymous
Oh man. Episode 07: I've never seen Ratchet kicking SO MUCH ASS. It was amazing. ;_;
>> Anonymous
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>>811737
>>811734
>>812362

Right here. Well, no. That's a lie. We're not here, we're making delicious EVIL OVERLOAD PRIME RAPING HONORABLE PRISONER STARSCREAM right now.

In the meantime, have some mildly dominant OP/SS that I made. (Yeah, I'm the one with the 3D OP and Screamer models.)
>> Anonymous
>>812618
If I could ship free sexual services to your location, I would.
You make my week, month, GODS.
I also love how EVIL OVERLORD PRIME swiftly turned into EVIL OVERLOAD PRIME, that's so Freudian.
>> Anonymous
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Translation please.
>> Anonymous
>>812622
Lol, I was thinking "let's test my fail moonspeak with this!" but awwww, it's chinese.
>> Anonymous
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I feel so guilty for not contributing. For the sake of new content I'll go and take porny toy pictures now.
>> Anonymous
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>>812624
Then how about this?
>> Anonymous
>>812627
Well, he's playing Tetris (button smashing) and yelling HEAD ON, which I guess is a command of sorts (but I'm not familiar with that one series).
He fails at it and yells in despair, lulz.
>> Anonymous
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>>812626
Please make this real!
>> Anonymous
>>812628
The "Head On!" Thing is part of the Headmasters series, which as you can guess involves their HEADS being smaller beings (Usually human or Nebulon).

It probably makes a lot more sense now.

>>812620
Yeah, that's because I shamlessly copypasta'd it from>>811737because I can be a bit of a lazy fuck.
And speaking of overloads, that's what we're getting to now.
>> Anonymous
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>>812628
Thank you.
>> Anonymous
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>>812629
I *wish* fully posable Revoltech of all those characters existed!
But at the moment, I only have Optimus and Starscream. Will that do, somehow?
>> Anonymous
>>812633
You tease. I wish I could fan myself effectively but I have my hands busy.
>> Anonymous
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>>812635
Yes sir!
>> Anonymous
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>>812639
Have repost while I work on more.
>> Anonymous
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Been here since the first thread...

Fucking amazed at how far we've gotten this thing!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Shamelessly focusing on Starscream's turbines, as you might have noticed.
>> Anonymous
>>812635
>>812642
>>812648
>>812652

DELICIOUS!
>> Anonymous
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>>812659
Glad anon approves! Will take more.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>812663
YES PLZ! Take more! *fans self*
>> Anonymous
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Fun fact: I just noticed that the thing in the background is a can of cold spray to cool down overheating laptops/computers. The irony.
>> Anonymous
>>812688
Irony indeed.
>> Anonymous
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I have no excuses for this.
But at least it proves that Revoltech joints are amazing, lol.
>> Anonymous
>>812702
LAWL FILENAME
>> Anonymous
>>812702
OH LOL!
>> Anonymous
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needs moar WJ plox
>> Anonymous
>>812717
Second that! I dont have many pictures of him ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>812727


In-fucking-deed!

MOAR WJ NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
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>>812717
Wheeljack with a mouth is so wroooong.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>812735

Oh, stop, It's soooo right! >=3
How can you not find that sexy? Hmmm? <3~
>> Anonymous
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/r/ing Wheeljack FICS. I don't even care who he's paired up with.
>> Anonymous
>>812751
Stop the emoticon shit! This thread must not be saged.

It's also MAXED AGAIN.
>> Anonymous
WJ FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck, he's so sexy!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>812757


calm down, will you?

So..since the image limit has been reached, who is going to start the new thread?
>> Anonymous
>>812150

You asked for Dominatrix Starscream, Anon provides...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4048880/1/Beautiful_Agony
>> Anonymous
>>812753
Wheeljack fics comin up!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4201900/1/Tap_Dancing_on_a_Land_Mine

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4132324/1/To_Relieve_the_Suffering_of_his_Brother

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3986332/1/Unexpectedly_Blue <<love this fic, fucking best thing EVER!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3868171/1/Far_Too_Long

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3868141/1/Finesse
>> Anonymous
>>812775
That was an amazingly calm reply, it didn't even contain cruise control.

>>812780
Thanks for the recs!
>> Anonymous
>>812777
Ah, but I already know (and fapped to) that one. Good stuff.
Still hoping some writefag will kindly adopt the dominatrix SS/OP drabble idea, though.
>> Anonymous
>>812784
Agreed. And don't forget the TURBINE PLAY.
>> Anonymous
>>812782

Well...that's the kind of person I am...
*shrug*

so...my WJ fix has not been satisfied yet...I still need moar.
>> Anonymous
>>812786
Forgot this: asterisks + action is considered just like an emoticon.
I'm telling you this to prevent future saging.
>> Anonymous
Hm.
So....is there going to be a new thread or what?
>> Anonymous
>>812799
As soon as someone finds non repost, I assume. It won't hurt to take a few hours break, anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>812785
mm if i remember well, it kinda happened in http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3843690/1/Hate_the_Dark
(however, not dominatrix)
>> Anonymous
>>812804
I remember something similar, too. It might be what subconsciously got me to crave more in the first place.
>> Anonymous
>>812777
Thanks for the rec. I've never fapped and lolled at the same time before.
>> Anonymous
>>812817
No problem, Anon.

Everybody ready for the next thread?
>> Anonymous
>>812786
I rather liked this one - sad, but sweet. Wheeljack POV

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3833627/1/Recycle_Reuse_Renew
>> Anonymous
>>812846
I know I'm ready, damn it.
>> Anonymous
Oh my god /cm/ I love you!!!!! I went to bed and when I woke up this thread was almost full. I forgot to eat my breakfast because I was trying to finish d/l-ing all the pics before I had to leave for work. Thank god I made my bento before I turned on the computer.

Also, anyone have safe for work fic recs?
>> Anonymous
>>812862

The one in the post upside yours is worksafe and awesome...
>> Anonymous
New thread here:

>>812895
>> Anonymous
>>812591
Oh please tell me there is more of this parody