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Anonymous
i'm new to c/m (i usually lurk on /y/ or /h/), so i dont know how this will go over, but i noticed there are a lot of namefags here. who's the worst one, out of curiosity? please don't say all of them, i know theyre usually all annoying.

i just want to know which namefag is the worst out of everyone here

also itt: final fantasy VIII
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Probably Llyander. Bleh_79 is new and the worst.
Oh, and I have a feeling your thread will be sage'd
>> Anonymous
ANON is terrible. GreenEyes is pretty win, but I still hate that s/he's a namefag.
>> Anonymous
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i hope it wont be, but i guess that sort of thing happens. thanks for replying tho.
>> Chernobyl
I'm a namefag. And so far I haven't been bagged on. Hooray.
>> Llyander
I declare myself the winner of the Worst Namefag on c/m Award.
>> Anonymous
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OP here

Llyander... do you want to be hated or something??
Chernobyl... its early in the thread

post some VIII people!
>> Llyander
I typically strive to be as annoying as possible, yes. Now that I've posted in your thread, it's likely to be saged into oblivion or simply ignored. I tend to kill threads.
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... thanks for the warning, i guess. i'd still like a VIII thread tho. all i have are screen caps if you havent noticed.
>> Anonymous
>>461436
>>461428
you're thinking too much of yourself
you are neither creative nor convincing as a troll, and all you've ever managed is some weak drama that's been mostly because of the name, not something you've posted
you have the highest picless post count out of all namefags though, that's why most people will probably list you as the worst
>> Llyander
Boo hoo. That only means I have to try even less. Good news for me.
>> Anonymous
Sorry Llyander, you're annoying as fuck but Atagamay wins for being the worst namefag of the board.

It also saddens me that people from other boards do realize we have a shitload of namefags, but I'm still suspecting OP of being one of them hiding under the anonymous cover.
>> I FUCKING LOVE WRITING TL;DRS Anonymous
>>461451
forgot to add: the worst namefags are the emoticon/asterisk/gaia/newfags that come here, post stupid shit then leave after they get saged. nobody ever remembers their names though. the rest of them simply become background noise after people get used to them and start simply ignoring their posts/saging them without reading. out of those, blogfags like atagamay seem to attract the most hate, as they tend to stick up for each other and create drama. the fact that they're posting pics is a double-edged sword - on one hand, it sort of makes up for some of their idiocy, on the other, it makes their posts stand out more and usually deters mods from deleting them when cleaning out drama threads.
llyander is a namefag who doesn't post pics and thus, is completely useless but easy to ignore/vulnerable to thread clean-outs. it comes here often enough for people to recognize it, though.
>> Anonymous
>>461490
I adore how this became a technical explanation of the namefag phenomenon. Bravo, anon.
>> Anonymous
>>461503
K THX
btw, i am sorry for the fact that my post was probably a black hole of unreadable fail and grammatical errors. english is not my native language and it's past my bedtime.
>> Llyander
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>>461487
Whoops, you're right.

Hay gaiz, I'm OP.
>> Chernobyl
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Eh. Don't have a lot of FFVIII, mostly X and VII. But then again, who doesn't.
>> Anonymous
Fail post, but at least we could rant a bit. Good for the mood.
>> Anonymous
after reading this thread i actually came to the conclusion that
1.
- llyander says it's a troll
- trolls fail if everyone knows they're trolling
- therefore, llyander fails
2.
- llyander aims to be the worst namefag on /cm/
- llyander is actually a weak/mediocre namefag
- therefore, llyander fails
3.
- being a troll or a namefag equals fail
- llyander fails at both
- llyander actually _fails at failing_
what the fuck, /cm/, what the fuck
what does failing at failing make llyander, anyway? certainly not a winner. an epic failure? that would mean llyander actually managed to fail but failed to do it in the way it meant to fail, which means HOLY SHIT DIVIDE BY ZERO ITS FAIL LEVEL HAS SURPASSED HUMAN LOGIC
>> Llyander
>>461545
I think I win.
>> Chernobyl
Fuck this, I'm saging this shit.
>> FailureINC
>>461545
....is this, perhaps, where I come in?
>> Anonymous
>>461549
>certainly not a winner.
also, saying that failing to fail equals win is like saying that being too stupid to know how to open infected e-mail attachments makes you good with computers
>> Llyander
>>461572
But that's the 4ch way.
>> Anonymous
>>461581
no, it's not
also, anything you say, puny namefag, is wrong and doesn't count as anything but background noise, as people who use names on 4chan are subhuman scum both on the internet and in real life and their words shall never have any value in the eyes of Anonymous. THIS IS THE WILL OF THE HIVEMIND. DO NOT TRY TO FIGHT IT.
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>>461581
>4ch
>> Anonymous
>>461666
Saging merely because it's got "666" there, and this is CLEARLY the work of the devil.
>> Anonymous
>>461581
>4ch
first the WRYYYYYY thing, now this
FAIL MORE WILL YOU
>> Anonymous
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needs moar pics
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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I hate when topics I want get killed by sage drama.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>461741
FOR THE LAST TIME: THE ONLY WAY DRAMA CAN HARM A THREAD IS BY GENERATING ENOUGH POSTS TO REACH THE BUMP LIMIT
THIS THREAD IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THAT
>> Anonymous
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Needs more Zell.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Drunk Zell, you say?
>> Anonymous
>>461748

A drunk Zell makes for fun times! A drunk Zell is fine too.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Needs moar Seifer/Squall
>> EXPLODING VAN
>>461676
lol You have 666 in there too... but not all together.
>> Kinako
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>> Kinako
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>> Anonymous
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>> Jean
Respectable namefag pride?
>> Anonymous
sage this shit off the board

and the worst fucking namefag out there: the bleh 79 idiot who cant post in the right fucking .hack// thread (as if we dont have enough) and the rikku idiot who resurects inuyasha shit and acts like its new/good, seeing we all now inuyasha was never good.

once in a while theres a namefag person who isnt a fag. but its rare that we see those on 4chan. srsly
>> Anonymous
I didn't even notice some of you had names.