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Anonymous
IN 2012 THE WORLD WILL END BRITNEY SPEARS WILL TURN INTO HER DEMONIC FORM WHICH IS THE COMBINATION OF A FROG AND A SQUID. SHE WILL THEN GATHER HER BRETHEREN AND ABSORB THEM INTO HERSELF MAKING HER 800 FEET TALL. ONCE SHE HAS COMPLETED HER TRANSFORMATION SHE WILL PLUNGE THE WORLD INTO AN AGE OF MUSICAL DARKNESS WHICH WILL LAST FOR ONE YEAR. BUT TENACIOUS D WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE AND AT THE END OF THAT YEAR JACK AND KYLE WILL TAKE A GIANT IRON GUITAR AND SMASH IT INTO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH. THIS WILL CAUSE THE CHAIN OF VOLCANOES KNOWN AS THE RING OF FIRE TO SIMULTANEOUSLY ERUPT SETTING THE EARTH ON FIRE. BUT THOSE WHO DID NOT LISTEN TO THE SPEARS BITCH WILL JOIN TOGTHER IN THE SPACE SHUTTLE THAT WILL TAKE US FROM THIS BURNING HUSK OF A WORLD AND LET US START ANEW. THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN MADE.
>> Anonymous
l..o..l?

Nah, you fail miserably.
>> Anonymous
>>134525
then don't bump the thread. write "sage" without the quotations in the email field.
>> Anonymous
shit's priceless.