File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
ITT post a /cm/ and what their job/career would be if they were real.

Try to keep the repost jobs to a minimum (ie not 5 or 6 characters with Hooker on their resume or some shit). And hey, be creative!

Dante: Part time P.I, Part time Pizza delivery boy
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Model
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Sign language teacher/instructor
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hooker
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Housewife. MY housewife.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Pimp
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
(Deceased)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Yamato - Lead singer/guitarist of a band

Tai - Soccer Coach
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>881187
>Sex doll

Fixed.
>> Anonymous
>>881204
Then therefore
>>881179Taxidermist
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
The Messiah
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Part time gourmet, part time butler
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
prosecutor
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>881194
Blocking out the last Episode much?

Hitman
>> Anonymous
>>881211

So morbid... I love it.

Now I want to see Tieria literally fuck the stuffing out of Lockon's cold, stiff dead body.
>> Anonymous
>>881406
amen
>> Anonymous
>>881406

Cheater.
>> Anonymous
>>881444
This thread is full of cheat
>> Anonymous
>>881430

Oh, 4chan.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Sperm bank worker
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
um.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Unemployed.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hitchhiking hippie who sells new age crap to gullible people. Only wears hemp clothing.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
slut
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Pig farmer
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
brain surgeon
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
illegal drug lord
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Specialist in military tactics with a secret side job as a scarf-knitter.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
masseuse
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Graduate student, working toward a PhD in materials science or chemistry.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>882381
lol no

hematologist
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>882416
Lol no. Vlad the Impaler had no inclination towards blood until certain people tacked that on. You're thinking of Dracula.
Since vampires aren't generally considered real....
I'd say: Politician!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>882430
well if you wanna get historical

Anglican warrior / king / tyrant / savior

however you wanna look at it, just depends on whose side you're on
>> Anonymous
>>882437
Aren't we assuming modern-day careers, though?
>> Anonymous
>>882452
all those things could be modern
he wouldn't be impaling people, but he could still be a mass murderer who saved a nation
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)