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Pickup Lines TnK
ITT we post random hot anime boiz, and in the comment box, the cheesiest pickup line we can think of at the moment. I'll start you off with a shot of Haji.

"If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
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so i herd u leik mudkipz
>> Anonymous
>>433881
That one gets me every time.
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>>433881
Thats not cheesy, I'd have sex with anyone who said that to me.
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"You look just like a swan. You have skinny legs but a fat ass."
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Mmm, you're looking good like food.
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"I want to rape you"
>> the cat fell over !RxdWxVm.eY
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>>434364
I don't think I can top that, but...

"I wish you were paperwork so I could do you on my desk."
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"You remind me of a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you."
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"It's raining outside, so let's get wet too"
(and this is straight from the horse's mouth...or should I say kappa's...)
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"You remind me of my mother."
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"The word of the day is 'legs.' Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?"

+ Joseph and Caesar, the Dynamic Duo of bad pickup lines.
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"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
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"Is that cum in your hair?"
"No!"
"Do you want it to be?"
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"Can I take your picture? Why? Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas"
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"If you were a duck, and I was a moose, our love child would sound like this: MOOOOQUAAAACK."
>> Anonymous
>>435381
gave me epic lulz.
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"Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
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>>434959
I lol'd!
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"Is it hot in here or is it just us?"
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had to be done. they ain't sexy, but they have some killer pick up linez!!1one

okay i can't even say that with a straight face!
>> VIRAL, FUCK YEAH
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"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."
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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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"A person's body is 70% water. And baby, I'm thirsty."
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>>435432
???

"Those breasts look heavy. Would you like me to hold them for you?"
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If this house were a taco, you'd be the meat.
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"Girl, If I were a fly, I'd have a life-span of one week."
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Baby, you light my forest fire.
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"Someone vacuum my lap, I've been eating ritz crackers for days, and I can't stand up!"
>> Anonymous
>>435440
Kill yourself.
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Why don't you sit on my lap, and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
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"Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?"
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"I need to have sex with you or I'll die. D:"
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>>435532
NO U
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BELIEVE IN ME!
BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU!
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"Bend over."
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"You're more interesting than walls" is one my fiance is fond of
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You know you wanna hit that.

...badum-chsssh.
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"For you~" *HandsFlower* "How sweet whats this?"
"A dying flower for a dying boy~"
"...."
>> Anonymous
>>435477
I'm sorry, I just don't get this one. What?
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"Wanna get exothermic?"
>> Anonymous
>>435688

Jesus Christ, someone shop Kamina shades on that NAO.
>> Anonymous
>>434369
Omg... lol! I's sleep with a guy who said that to me just for his cleverness.
Or I'd at least give me a chance.
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>>434369
>>434376
>>435295
>>435440

*claps* Hilarious!
>>435538
>>435547
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"Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"
>> cant touch this !AB5fTSvpY6
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(looks at t shirt label) just as i thought-made in heaven
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lol 4chan
>> A Lion !6QOjX3xTSg
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If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
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Oh god-- Kakuzus would work on me SO WELL
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>>435656
sexiest line EVER. aside from

GATTAI DA!
>> Anonymous
>>436692
ROFL only problem with that image is that Pein is the Leader's name, not the blue-haired bimbo!

I love Kisame's... so freakin' hilarious
>> Anonymous
>>436724

I think it came out during that weird time when everyone thought that Pein was Blue and stuff
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"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

Sadly, I can see Gai trying to use something like that.
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"I heard milk does a body good, but damn, how much you been drinking?"
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"I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is."

(Dude, I would totally go for that, too!)
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"My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?"