To lure your chosen /cm/ into bed, what tactics would you employ?For this sex pot, I'd smother myself in pizza. If that didn't get his attention who knows what would.
PIZZAno, what is this thread about?
>>587394How you would lure your cm into the boudoir......pizza may or may not be included.
I'd get all bloody, give him a little strip tease, and then challenge him to a life-or-death battle. He wouldn't be able to resist.
Meatbuns. As far as the eye can see. Then when I have him in the palm of my hand....oh, wait. He'd probably be too distracted with all the food to notice.
Only semi-related...did they ever explain why Dante wears that freakish nipple covering?
>>587416i think it's some kind of... weapon holder thing?
>>587416That would be because that strap helps hold his gun holsters on.Now, as for this guy, two words: Beef Jerky.
>>587416lol I always thought it was to keep his coat on, like if the wind blew, the coat wouldn't fly out too far....gun holster makes way more sense.
I think I must be able to defeat him.Blood, blood, blood... And he'll be mine. Definitely.
>>587416It's part of the gun holster. You can see cops with them on. They wrap around the chest because you're guns are held on the sides of your body. This makes for a quicker draw time.
Enough discussing, post more! I like this thread.
Tell him my body was on offer for 'experimentation,' however I feel he would take this literally and I would die a horrible tortuous death.
>>587434Ohhh, thanks Anon. That makes sense.(But I still think it's to keep his nipples warm.)As for this guy, I'd dress up as a big, sexy cigarette and try to convince him to smoke me.
>>587397Ah, he'd fuck you to death.A nice way to die.
>>587515Haha oh wow, that sounds interesting.
I'd tell him there's a Mononoke in me, if ya know what I mean.
Well, this is just too easy....a trail of sweet snacks. It'd be hilarious to watch him follow it.
I'd ask him if he thought my handkerchief smelled like chloroform.
Hmm...I'd dress in furs, nothing else, and ask to see his Bankai. <333
>>587833BEST IDEA EVAR
Sleaziest manslut of all time. He'll hit you if you walk past him. Too easy.
I would cook him tons and tons of meat, then when he is placid and full I would convince him that we needed to play a game. The game would consist of us ending up naked in bed, I think nature would take it from there.
>>587409you gonna get makai tenjou'd
>>587350you probably smother yourself in pizza anyways.
Wouldn't be that hard...I'd just have to get naked, have a pack of cigarettes in one hand, and a nice cold beer in the other...tee hee
>>587894I thought he was straight? Or--Oh. That's why Allen hates him so much.
The long way: Strip poker and red wine.The short way: Coin toss with a fix'd coin.
Cream puffs. Perhaps a pink wig just to be safe. Hopefully I can pass as a thirteen year old girl because goodness knows he won't accept anything else.
I'd just stand there.Or... I guess, look nice and stand up straight with my chest thrust out. That's pretty much all I can think of to make any sort of effort.
I've got a gun collection I can show this one.
For this one I'd work up my knowledge of random little psychology-related shit.Oh, and my ability to enter altered states of consciousness at will. That'd be fun.
I'd just freaking tug on his braid. Either that or say that I can protect him from his father's systematic massacre of his clanmates...
I'd kill him and rape the body.Oh wait...
Tell him it's a scientific experiment that may help him regain his heart.Run away after when he realizes it's a lie.
I'd smile like a donut.
I'd challenge this bitch to a fight yo. Best way to get his attention. Then blammo. Shove him down on the bed.
>>587350Simple. Offer food and free service.
Sit down with him. Have a smoke share a smoke, then pretty much ask straight up. "So you wanna have some fun?" I think that's all I've gotta do.
Easy-- tell him I've got a Triforce in my pants.
>>587833Fukkin' Lol'd.
Scream "HEEEEALP" and then put on some Marvin Gaye when he shows up.
>>588554I lol'd.
Challenge him.
>>588975how confident are you that you'll be alive by the time you get to bed?
>>588996I wouldnt be but oh god would that shit be worth it.
>>587898What?OH SHI--
....I want in your army.
Tell him to pierce my heavens.
Claim an earthquake is outside and tell him he can hide in my room, where I'll turn off the lights and RAEP!!!
>>587833I lol'd hard
>>587350FUCK YES
I'd offer myself up as someone he could freely use as a test subject... ...Medical tables and computer chairs count as beds right?
Tell him I had a nice big shiny mirror he could admire himself in then rapey time.
Enjoy mayonnaise along with him and share killing methods
I'd sneak into the Professor's lab and install "Kama Sutra 2.0" into this gentleman's hardware.
Person and method in picture. Just replace Light's name with mine.
I think I could pull off some Zelda cosplay. Plus a pair of cat ears.
Id show him my 'geass', kidnap him and keep him in my basement where id dres shim up in funny cat uitfits =3
Tie him up with his own scarf and take him into bed. <3
For this guy, I'd just drag him into bed and tell him to see where in me I hid a secret crystal.
For this guy I'll just lure him in by telling him that I have the other piece of his father amulet
>>589965Sorry if I'm mistaken, but if thats sausegay you're probably better off just saying 'buttsecks is the way to kill your brother'fucking hate myself for ever reading naruto.
>>589981It's not Sasuke.
>>589981Narutards see Sasuke everywhere.
>>590004I lol'd
>>589970or tell him you could demonstrate mundus' weak spot via your own body.
>>589981I fucking lol'dbut it's ff13 versus guy if im not mistaken