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>>772938
Poor Bee
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Bump.... BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP!
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HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO GO ON.

I am not complaining.

I LOVE YOU /cm/
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why are her drawings so NSFW?
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>>773096
For great justice? (Even if it's sticky.)
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>>773119
Can we go back to discussing things while posting images as well?
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>>773135
no one's stopping you
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i know this is /cm/, but i gotta ask

what is your view on human female / mech pairings? (NOT ocs, canon females. like mikaela and sari)
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>>773221
Nonono. I'm not against male/female pairings, but I like my robots just the way they are. Also, Transformers sex is illogical as fuck as is. I don't even want to think about humans complicating it. Though maybe I've just been ruined since reading a fanfiction where Bumblebee gets Sam pregnant...

Also, though it goes against my robosexuality, but I feel a need to post pictures that haven't been posted yet, and this is all I got left.
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And this'un
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Aaaand this'un
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>>773227
I must say... that is one of my... I wouldn't call it guilty pleasure, but I have no other words. To avoid complications with sex, I like it when they are shown to have an interest for each others without... well, taking it to the next level. I like non-smutty human/mech, sometimes. But for some reason I can't get into Sam/Bee, it just... nah.
I like Mikaela though... for whatever reason. There's just something about it that tickles my interest.

Posting moar.
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Optimus Ghetto.
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>>773236
Well, I suppose now that I see a more moderate opinion I could get into it. Though maybe just in a sexual-tension-unrequited-love fic, that, I would very much enjoy. But anything with Sam, I'm forced to picture Shia LaBeouf, and that...well, it's like he just kills libido for fun.
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>>773248
Yeah, some things just don't work for hardcore pornography, but I guess it depends on who's reading it...
Oh yeah, Sam is ... okay and all, but I seriously can't think of him in a sexual situation unless it's Mikaela teaching him the merry ways of sex. But him with one of the bots?
I don't see the appeal, but if people like it, I am not going to stop them...
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>>773221

Personally I don't really like Mikaela, but Sari.. would prooooobably be okay once she got older, but for the most part I'm OK with human/mech pairings.
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>>773396
Sari just annoys me.

Anyway, MORE PICTURES.
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You know.
I am surprised at the lack of Megatron/Bitch!Starscream on ff.net.
Everyone seems to write either; Prowl/Jazz, Megatron/Optimus or Skywarp/Thundercracker (or Twincest).
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>>773605Skywarp/Thundercracker
WHAT? Where? I could barely find a handful, and I damn love the pairing.
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>>773221
Honestly? Pig disgusting. Unless it's completely platonic, and even so I don't like it much. Cross species is a big no-no in my book.
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>>773500
AT LONG LAST
Everyone and their mom seems to be in love with Sari, Jesus. I find her annoying.
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>>773810
I'll have to agree, mech/human is not my thing.
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Need moar of this pairing
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Technically worksafe. Anybody know what they're saying? I have a fair idea (Screamer walked in on them getting frisky on the console), but I can't be sure since my Japanese teacher sucks.
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>>774006
Well now, I'm sure several of us have JUST THE THING! Thank Melchoir (maybe?) from /co/ for the translations. And the shoop!
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And another. 5 pages in total, not sure about which order I'm uploading them. Comics by Ninomiya, aka MIST.
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Etc...
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Aaand another one.
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the last, maybe?
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An oddy but goody - Skyfire and Sunstorm. Chinese artist who was inspired by "You owe me" by Harlot of Loyola.
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>>773236
back to the discussion! I generally don't read Sam/Bee fics at all. I read one, and found it so annoying I've never read another one. I DID read a nice one, however, from Bee's POV describing Mikaela and Sam going at it in his backseat while he was driving, so fics where the robots are supporters of an established human/human relationship, that I can swallow. I also like the tension of unrequited love, so I have no problems there. But I LOL'd at the poster who said Sam=Shia=libido killer!
>> Anonymous
And for something COMPLETELY different -

AND___NOT___WORKSAFE

try this link: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/Ziegus/Starscream44.swf

I laughed buckets... Lord forgive me.
>> Anonymous
>>773248

Familiarize with Spike, it's slightly better. (I thought Shia was a lot cuter though D: Come on, it's better than when he had that giant white-boy afro.)


>>773811

I join you in the disliking of Sari. She is only useful when she overdoes it with the key. And she does that in all the wrong situations.
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>>774102

OMG WRRRRY!! Dear God so hilariously disturbing!! *laughs self into stupor*
>> Anonymous
homg sry but i lovvvv beexsam or which ever way around ever since i saw that movie i cant help it...but some of em are a little too crazy but still doesnt bother me that much ya know...but those other pairings in the series r awesome too i must say XDXDXD ^_^!!!
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<<I'm totally writing a fanfic for these two!! Hell yea~
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>>774206

YOU HAVE TO COPYPASTA IT WHEN YOU'RE DONE! Or maybe over at /m/chan, there's a really nice TF thread there with some delicious fic.
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I TOTALLY WILL! Thank God for that Transformers Pairing Generator thing~ It is pure fuckin loooove!!
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>>774206

Actually, that picture makes me curious... is there actually any Starscream/Jazz out there? The closest thing I've ever seen was this pic.
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<<Sides molesting Starscream

DO WANT!!

And so wut if its not really intentional~
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>>774277

I've seen a couple on this one TF Japanese sites~
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>>774291

Really? Link?
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>>773221
I do it in RPs all the time... of course, it's all OCs... no cannon mechs unfortunately cause then it pisses off the rest of the fandom... I like my head where it is
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Well i cant find the actual site, I just found it thru the TF Fansite Search but here's the pics anyway~
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>>774072
Somehow, until seeing a few fanworks, I have never heard of Sunstorm *shame*... which series did he come in?
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>>774353

Wh-what is going on there? XD Starscream yells he's the new leader, goes away and Jazz is like "Hang on, got a kiss for you!"?
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>>774356

There's been a couple of them, but I think you're thinking of the one who appeared in Dreamwave's G1 comics... http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Sunstorm_%28G1%29
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>>774381

I really don't know what's going on *sweat* I didn't even know what they were saying either~ I just found it at a random Transformers Japanese fansite and saved them becuz it was Jazz x Starscream~
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Can I just say how much I love this thread?
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>>774482

Yes, yes you can~ So here is some delicious Jazz & Blaster for ya <3
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>>774500

HOT SHIT.

oh man, is there moar of them?
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>>774510

Shit I dont have anymore of Jazz & Blaster *wibble* we need moar of those two! Hope this pic of Optimus & Jazz can make up for my fail *sweat*
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<<The girl who drew this put this as the translation,

Starscream: Megatron, my desire......vanquish you, then...safeguard you
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<<Shockwave

Got really lonely on Cybertron XD
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that sounds cryptic as hell lulz
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<<Wut is going on here?
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Tracks wants to show you his gun. It's huge.
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>>774608

He's yelling "HEAD ON!" which is something from the Headmasters series... and he completely failed at Tetris.
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>>774610

Yes Tracks, please show it to meh~

A definate DO WANT!
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>>774614

LAWL! Fail! *falls out of her chair laughing*
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Anyone got sum Cyclonus x Galvatron? I am sadly lacking in pics and fanfics of that pairing~
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... Yeah, I'll just let the image talk.
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>>774634

F.U.C.K.I.N.G

E.P.I.C

W.I.N!!
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Wut does all this say? And God I do wonder if that blue thing comes off~
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>>774391
ohhhh! Ok, thankies!
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>>774519

Hell yes it does!
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No problem!
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>>774663
upper right: before cosmetic surgery. Boy, he is UGLY.
upper middle: the pervert's glasses
upper left: after cosmetic surgery "Thank you, great Alpha-trion!"
Optimus' body: I dunno, but there is something cute about his backside! (same with his head!)
nosebleed guy: haa, haa (charmley? Chumley?)
Wheeljack: Looks like he can take his crotch off. (snickering laughter)
>> Anonymous
>>774820

Oh my God thank you!! *laughs self into another stupor*
>> Anonymous
HOLY FUCK!!

JUST FINISHED READING THE FANFIC 'AMBROSIA' PLZ WHOEVER HASNT READ THAT YET GO READ IT! IT'S FUCKING AMAZING!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3944958/1/Ambrosia

I swear to God...I love this person *goes off to die in happy bliss*
>> Anonymous
>>774691

I'm very happy it pleases you anon. the world is lacking in sum delicious Optimus x Jazz *wibbles*
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK I LEAVE FOR 6 HOURS AND SUDDENLY THIS THREAD IS ALMOST FULL
i
love
you
/cm/
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>>774634
I actually have that comic. Transformers Armada, volume 1.
That really happens.

Fukken lol'd.
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>>774040
You should thank me too! This random Anonymous! I posted the 5th page (the one where Starscream walks in on them) in a random /co/ thread about Transformers with the text "what the fuck is going on in this image" and then a random Anon translated the whole thing and shopped it as well. Boy was I happy, so I ran to /cm/, got the rest of the comic and asked for him to translate them as well, which he did.

THANK YOU SHADOW ANON.
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>>773805
In every fanfic I read with the two of them they are gay for each other, even if the fic isn't about them.

>>773810
Hmmmm. Well, I don't really like cross-species... it's kinda crossing the line. But I've always been a "if it's consensual, it's a-okay", so as long as both species are sentient, self-aware and can give consent, I am okay with it.
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>>774200
I hope you are a troll. GET OUT.

The rest of the thread is fucking win, so keep going guys!
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Putting some general awesome in a gay thread.

The good kind of gay.
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>>774102

Good LORD. As soon as he went 'OMNOMNOMNOMNOM' I died.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6klaUw997Qo

Soundwave vs Dollansky

I lol'd heartily.
THIS.
IS.
BEAUTIFUL.
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>>774992
That "OMNOMNOM" face scares the shit out of me.

||-3

KONATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>774102

You have either made my evening or broken my brain XD I love how upset poor Megs seems over the crumbs! Where did that come from?
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>>774102
The ending is made of pure win.
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>>775000
absolutely nowhere.
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loli loves venom artist
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The new TF:A episode is FUCKWIN btw
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>>774933

THANK YOU ANON!!

>>775306

Hell Yea! Just watched that episode a few minutes ago! Fuck I hate how they split it into a part 1, part 2 thing tho!

Have sum delicious (rapeable) Optimus Prime <3
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FUCK YES THIS EPISODE WAS AWESOME.
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NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>775464

HOLY SHIT YES!

I saw this episode and when this part came up I literally screamed, "Somebody please cap this!"
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>>775480
You missed the /co/ thread
FUCKING AWESOME
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>>775484

Shit! Is there anyway I can find it?
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<<Repost?

Oh well~
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>>775492
Go to /co/, surf around for it.
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>>775504

KK, thank you!~
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>>775503
I didn't have it.
Thanks.
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>>775515

Ur welcome!~

Have this interesting comic that I wish someone would please translate Dx
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Have some Armada Starscream & Jetfire
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>>775525
D'aaaw! It's a Prime Plushie! Someone please translate!!
>> Anonymous
Does anyone still have the link to that .rar of Tojo Sakana's toy photos?
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Hey guys just wondering is there any more bumblebee with anyone?
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>>775698
sorry, no.


Also.../r/ing a guilty pleasure of mine....

Starscream/Bumblebee, Barricade/Bumblebee or Megatron/Bumblebee.

ANYTHING of this.
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>>775698
Yep.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/gel641
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The only Sam/Bee image I like.
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It's kinda hard to find BumbleBee with Prime.
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I am seriously wondering at what is going on in this pic...
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>>775791
Daily check up?

In this picture... what is the purpose of Bumblebee in there?
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>>775819
I shat bricks the first time I noticed him there
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>>775819
WHAT
MIND = BLOWN
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MOAR
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>>775819
The purpose is making the threesome ten times more WRONG and DELICIOUS.
Bee pairings are my guilty pleasure.
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>>775819
it's like the child choosing the wrong moment to crawl into bed with Mommy and Daddy...
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>>776032
You and me both! My favorite Bee pairing is HoundXBee

Unfortunately, I have yet to see anything with those two! Does anyone know of any fics or pics with HoundXBee?
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>>776034
Tell me about it...........................
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>>775611

... you know, I'm not really into Ratchet normally, but that picture just made me gay for him.
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Intarweb needs moar of this pairing
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>>776266
>>776266
That there is atrocious.
>> Anonymous
MOAR Starscream pairings please.
Random pairings are fine too
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bump

come on, peoples, don't let it die so soon!
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How about some of the not-so-often-seen characters?
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<<Here have sum delicious Armada Starscream

CUZ THERE IS NOT ENOUGH OF HIM!
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BAWWWW! Why must they always kill Starscream? So what if he's an annoying, cowardaly, back-stabbing bastard? Starscream is the best damn character in every series of Transformers (at least if he's even in every series~)
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I crave Optimus Prime smut. Can anybody rec some good G1 Prime smut fics (with anybody but Bumblebee)?

Alternatively, Soundwave porn's always good too
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>>774931
yeah, that was me... glad everyone enjoyed it

>>775525
here you go
>> Ambrosia Cyndi
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I don't know how to use this place so excuse me if I don't reply much. I can't even find my own post from earlier! Argh.

Anyway.

I've also got some Optimus/Megatron(Armada) fics as well. Saucy, hot stuff with romance and bittersweet angst. Just pop to my deviantart site http://cyndilovespiccolo.deviantart.com/ and look for the Transformers folder in my gallery. If you look carefully you might even find more UnicronxStarscream fics ;)))

Now, for your viewing pleasure, a screenie of Optimus from the movie(OMG SEXYYYYY)....where he looks like he's orgasming. HAHAHA!
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>>776782
I love your Optimus/Megatron fics.
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>> Yakitori
TF:A today was probably the most fuckwin thing I've seen all year.

I've watched the episode 7 times already. Blitzwing had me laughing, and I am so horrendously gay for Starscream now it's not even funny
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>>776787

Thanks!

(okay, I had to post my smiling Optimus shot. Now I really AM done with pics for now) :P
>> Cyndi
>>773227Um...I sorta have an Optimus/Mikaela fic where an innocent thing turns emotionally charged and they end up...well...yeah.

Here's a worksafe part:
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Optimus swayed her gently to the music. She could hear the hisses and clicks of his joints as he moved more fluidly than a human with bones and ligaments. His rhythm was perfect. She didn't need to worry about him stepping on her feet.

"Wow," Mikaela whispered.

He spoke, his low, powerful voice vibrating through his armor and making her cheekbone tingle. "Wow?"

"You're so warm. I...thought you'd be--ah--cold."

"I raised my surface temperature to one hundred-point-five degrees Fahrenheit for your comfort." One of his optics tilted up, mimicking an arched brow. "Am I too hot for you?"

His question was innocent, but she snickered at the unintentional double meaning. "You're fine--and...you're pretty good at this. How'd you learn?"

That smile again. "Youtube."

Notes and chords continued to float in the still night air. Optimus led her in slow, swaying circles.
**

The idea of him dancing is just cute to me for some reason. He's so sweet :) Btw he's using a human sized hologram of his bot form.

The rest of the story is on ff.net http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4016243/1/A_Dance_to_Remember
>> Anonymous
>>776819
But you can hear the spongebob-ness in Animated Screamer's voice... that makes me a very sad fan.
>> Yakitori
>>776870

I can at times, yes. But I think Kenny is doing a fair job; he makes Screamer sound a lot more sinister than he did in G1.
>> Anonymous
>>776838
I read that one. It was magnificent. (though, I'm not much of an Optimus/Megatron fan sooooo... but it's still a good read).

>>776819
Fukken seconded.
Blitzwing was freaking awesome, everything he said and did made me want to kick my screen. Then Starscream came along and so did I.
I am so fucking hard for Starscream now, it's not even funny, as you said.
Tom Kenny, I fucking love you, you crazy SpongeBob man.

Protip; Starscream speaks harsher and darker than SpongeBob, stfu. They sound nothing alike.
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baby Starscream
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Megatron, holding baby Starscream.
Apparently, it's fanart of a scene that happens in a comic book.
>> Anonymous
>>776934
Personally I find his voice pretty annoying... It spoils him for me a little.
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IT'S ZOMBIE TIME.
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>>777121
I feel so sorry for you.

IMAGE LIMIT.
>> Anonymous
Noooo! Limit! And I just joined the party. With my Transformers fan art folder technically I could fill 17 threads. Are we up for a new thread?
>> Anonymous
>>777136
HELL
YES
DAMMIT
>> Anonymous
>>777136
We're ALWAYS up for a new thread!
>> Beckx
>>777136
Anono-bots ROLL OUT!