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Storytime, /cm/!

Once upon a time...
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...there was a man eating a delicious loaf of BREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAADDDD...
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... the bread was apparently terrible, indeed ...
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...so the man and his friends decided to take a trip to /ck/ to find some better BRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAADDD...
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...Unfortunately, another had claimed it, forging it into a delicious sandwich...
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...and upon hearing this, the man decided that his life was worthless without his delicious BREEEEEEAAAAADDD...
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Excuse me but what the fuck are you doing?
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>>634388
Having a gay 'ol time telling stories, my lad!

Care to join in?
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>a gay 'ol time telling stories, my lad!

Tally-ho, wot wot!~
More tea, good chap?
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Did some one say tea?
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Would you like Oolong or Ceylon?
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>>634424

I'd prefer a good glass of vine though.
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"Screw polite-ness, let's party!" The pathetic cosplayers said.
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Viral looked on in horror, but little did he know someone was quietly approaching him from behind...
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it's a TRAP!
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"Party? I'll join if there's strawberry milk or parfait"

The trap said
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"Strawberries? We have some, if you want!", Dante said.
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I like your gloves, we should hang out
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So the trap decided they should go swimming
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>>634832

O RLY?
I feel very honored.
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And then anon dumped his leftovers from christmas at the party