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A Lion !6QOjX3xTSg
I come from a far away land to give you something cute.
>> Anonymous
Go the fuck back to /v/, furfag!

J/K, we love you lion. Now get the fuck away from my car.
>> Anonymous
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get in the car...!
>> A Lion !6QOjX3xTSg
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Why does everyone keep calling me a furfag? I'm the lion who chases your car. Silly 4chan.
>> Major Ivan Raikov !GniOoWrG2M
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Fuck giving me something cute, just give me head.
>> A Lion !6QOjX3xTSg
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>> A Lion !6QOjX3xTSg
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>>236991
I believe you've come to the wrong board, Major Raikov.
>> Major Ivan Raikov !GniOoWrG2M
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>>236995
Really? Is asking for head not acceptable here? Should I go back to /v/?
>> Anonymous
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>>237005
There you are!

What the hell do you think your doing!!?

I've been waiting for you in my room.
>> Major Ivan Raikov !GniOoWrG2M
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>>237010
Well I was planning on eating this lion for lunch, but since you're here, I guess I'll have cock instead.
>> A Lion !6QOjX3xTSg
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>> Anonymous
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>>237015
Man can not survive on cock alone. Trust me, I've tried.
>> Anonymous
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>>237015
Thats wat you think slut, get against the wall and let me stick this here nuclear bomb launcher in your pooper.
>> Anonymous
A thread of tripfags...

I miss Wesker T_T
>> Major Ivan Raikov !GniOoWrG2M
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>>237038
God I love it when you talk dirty. You'll have to wait though, Big Boss showed up first. Unless you wanna make this a threesome?
>> Anonymous
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>>237051
Hell no.
Get over here!
>> Anonymous
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>>237058
Ow~

You could have at least let me get undressed first.
>> Snake
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Hey guys am I too late?

I brought another uke for ya!
>> Major Ivan Raikov !GniOoWrG2M
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>>237066
I would get the fuck out right now if I were you.
>> Anonymous
>>237068
TIME PARADOX
>> Major Ivan Raikov !GniOoWrG2M
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>>237070
You've discovered my true power!
>> Anonymous
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>>237058
Daddy, why are you hurting Mommy?
>> Anonymous
MOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
>> Anonymous
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>>237066
Ivan... is that you?

Oh wells i'll stick it in both of ya!
>> Anonymous
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Hey guys you forgot about me!

Well here I am sexin up your ivan
>> Anonymous
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I hate you all. Seriously. If I wasn't so busy screwing you all over I would be writing about this in my livejournal.
>> Anonymous
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I just had the most horrible dream. Some giant Russian freak tried to rape me and there was lightning coming out of his hands. It was horrible!
>> Anonymous
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>>237089
Jealous ocelot?
You want this nuclear bomb in YOUR pooper as well?
>> Anonymous
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>>237092
If you touch me I'll kill you. Besides, I'm already busy sticking it in Ivan's pooper.

Hah!
>> Anonymous
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Am I the only straight man in Russia?
>> Anonymous
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>>237094
Bitch please. you wish.
>> Anonymous
ITT raikov is getting raped by multiple people.

lol
>> Anonymous
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>>237100
Sorry, can't hear you right now. Too busy getting ready to fuck your boyfriend.
>> Major Ivan Raikov !GniOoWrG2M
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>>237106
You can't rape the willing.
>> Anonymous
>>237095
You may be the only straight guy in the entire Metal Gear Solid series.
>> Anonymous
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>>237111
You son of a bitch.

where is that cunt anyways?
>> Anonymous
What happened to the cute ITT?
>> Major Ivan Raikov !GniOoWrG2M
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>>237118
I seriously hope you're talking about Eva, because I know you damn well had better not be calling me a cunt.
>> Anonymous
>>237121
What do you mean? The cuteness is still here.
>> Anonymous
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>>237118
Oh no! The big scary lightning rod is pissed! Quick everyone, grab some rubbers!
>> Anonymous
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Thats it. both of you are gonna get it, not up the ass either.
>> Major Ivan Raikov !GniOoWrG2M
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>>237150
I don't care what you do to Ocelot, but if you hit me you're not getting any sex.

Besides, what are you pissed about? I never said anything about you fucking Eva.
>> Anonymous
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There's too many dirty Russians in this thread.
>> Anonymous
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>>237154
I...forgive me ivan...I just lost my temper for a bit.
>> Major Ivan Raikov !GniOoWrG2M
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>>237162
You're forgiven. Now you can make it up to me by joining me in bed.
>> Anonymous
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>>237162
You're so fucking whipped it's pathetic.
>> Anonymous
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I would love to join you in bed ivan, just let me castrate this shit talkin little traitor.

Lets go ho
>> Anonymous
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>>237181
I have John on my side. You'll get your ass kicked. Again.
>> Anonymous
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Awww how cute guys are gonna fight over ivan, well while you do that i'll just be shootin him in the balls and taking his clothes.
>> Anonymous
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>>237184
I think it's time you took another trip down the river, boy.
>> Anonymous
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>>237182
Wanna put money on that?!
>> Anonymous
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>>237188
Yeah, I do.
>> Anonymous
Laughing my fucking ass off. XD
>> Anonymous
The funniest thing is that this could all be canon, seeing as how Kojima loves the gay sex.
>> Anonymous
Screenshot plox!