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Anonymous
Hello, everyone. It's me, Lulu, and I've come from /a/.

I'm having a baby soon, and I'm a little nervous. Does anyone have any helpful advice for me?
>> Anonymous
Sure thing, fatty. I finished taking an obstetrics course, what do you want to know?
>> Anonymous
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>>1064949
How will my bulimic tendencies affect my unborn child?
>> Anonymous
>>1064951
For one, you're not getting enough nutrients into your body because you're sticking your finger down your throat fat ass. Your baby will suck up whatever you have, and you'll be left like a rag doll.

Also your acid-base levels and electrolytes will be out of whack. Enjoy your seizures and premature birth.
>> Anonymous
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>>1064949
Make the happiness come back...
>> Anonymous
>>1064956
Define happiness. I'm a student nurse, not a psychic.
>> Anonymous
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>>1064959
It's the mood swings. One minute he wants to cuddle, the next he wants to shank me with a sharpened toothbrush.
>> Anonymous
>>1064962
Oh well I can't do anything about that. How about some Zofran for his nausea?
>> Anonymous
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>>1064966
WILL ZOLOFT WORK?! I HAVE SHITTONS OF ZOLOFT.
>> Anonymous
>>1064969
Only if you want your kid to have birth defects and possibly destroy Lelouch's libido.
>> Anonymous
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>>1064976
Then what do I do?! I don't feel safe in my own home anymore!
>> Anonymous
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That's what you get for knocking up my Niisan!
>> Anonymous
This thread is horrible.
>> Anonymous
>>1064980
ABORTION.

Or lock Lelouch in a room or something. Get a bunch of nurses to take care of him. Or tell him "If you kill me, your baby won't have a dad." Or something.
>> Anonymous
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>>1064980
What are you doing.
>> Anonymous
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>>1064990
... Um... I was just... leaving. To, uh, get you... something to eat.
>> Anonymous
>>1064990
Listen fatty, if you ever want your kid to see his father, you stop acting like a pissy murderous obese bitch.
>> Anonymous
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>>1065000
Do you know how many times I've taken a piss in the last hour? How much I vomit on a daily basis? HOW MUCH WEIGHT I'VE GAINED?!

And all because this idiot couldn't keep his hands to himself FOR ONE DAY?!
>> Anonymous
>>1065011
But he loves you.
>> Anonymous
This thread must be saved for all future lulz.
>> Anonymous
>>1065011
>I've taken a piss in the last hour?

That's natural. Get used to it.

>How much I vomit on a daily basis?

That should stop by the 12th week, retard. Stop sticking your pudgy finger down your throat.

>HOW MUCH WEIGHT I'VE GAINED?!

Fat asses like you should gain at least 10-15 pounds. Skinny people can gain as much as 30.
>> Anonymous
>>1065030
The only person you're hurting is Suzaku. Please, think of him.
>> Anonymous
>>1065034
Lelouch asked for what happens during pregnancy and I'm telling him.
>> Anonymous
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I'm happy for you, Lulu. The gift of life is beautiful, no?
>> Anonymous
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>>1065040
LLOYD, WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE? I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE! I NEVER WANT TO BE SO MEAN TO SUZAKU, BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP IT! I'M SORRY!
>> Anonymous
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>>1065049
See? What did I tell you. Mood swings.
>> Anonymous
>>1065049
Counseling.

And a beat up doll or pillow.
>> Anonymous
Don't worry, Lulu, your childrenz will be beautiful.
>> Anonymous
>>1065059
Does Suzaku count as a doll/pillow?
>> Anonymous
>>1065068
NO. IT HAS TO BE AN INANIMATE OBJECT.

Does Lulu want his child to be a bastard because he killed the father?
>> Anonymous
>>1065070
Stripper daughter or gay son.

Nothing out of the usual for Code Geass.
>> Anonymous
What would happen if Lelouch and Suzaku have multiples?
>> Anonymous
I heard a rumor that Light Yagami is the father. IT'S NOT TRUE, IS IT?
>> Anonymous
lmfao.
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>>1065077
Gay son is a given: he gets it from the parents' gay DNA.

Stripper daughter will be a lesbian.
>> Anonymous
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This is called foreshadowing.
>> Anonymous
>>1065087
If we d'aaww we lose, right?
If so then I'm a failure.
>> Anonymous
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>>1065087
My future actually doesn't seem that bad now...
>> Anonymous
>>1065084
>>1065087
I wonder if there will be bromolust.
>> Anonymous
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>>1065094
GHHARGRBLELEHAH
>> Anonymous
>>1065100
It's a bit early for that. Can we wait until they're at least 12?
>> Anonymous
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>>1065102
It's never too early. Look, there was already homolust between Lulu and Suzaku when they were ten.
>> Anonymous
>>1064944
Avoid pennyroyal tea and you should be fine.
>> Anonymous
>>1064944
And don't do yardwork.
My older brother died that way. He was a fetus.
>> Anonymous
>>1065109
How pregnant was your mom? Seriously, that really shouldn't have happened unless something was already wrong with him or your mom.
>> Anonymous
>>1065112
I don't know. I don't want to ask her, it makes me nervous.
>> Anonymous
Get one of those expensive ultrasounds, Lulu, the one with color. Can't read shit in those black and white ones.
>> Anonymous
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>>1065113
DO IT, FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
>>1065113
Sorry to hear that.
>> Anonymous
This /cm/ thread is superior.
>> Anonymous
>>1065117
It's okay. When I was little I named him Victor the Fetus.
>> Anonymous
You should name your fetus, Lelouch!
>> Anonymous
>>1065121
... I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad.
>> Anonymous
>>1065121
Kind of an ironic name.
>> Anonymous
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>>1065123
Any suggestions for naming the baby?
>> Anonymous
>>1065131
You could name the kid after the place that they were conceived.
>> Anonymous
>>1065131
Charles
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>1065133
... Throne Room?
>> Anonymous
>>1065137
OHSHI
>> Anonymous
>>1065137
PERFECT!
>> Anonymous
>>1065137
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>1065137
You... you did it in the throne room?
>> Anonymous
>>1065137
My God!
>> Anonymous
>>1065137
Little Throne Room Vi Britannia, eh?
>> Anonymous
>>1065148
I believe it.
>> Anonymous
>>1065155
Moar like Throne Room Kururugi.
>> Anonymous
>>1065137
At least it's a boy AND a girl name!
>> Anonymous
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>>1065164
>> Anonymous
GEE IT SURE IS /a/ IN HERE!

(I lol'd.)
>> Anonymous
Edgar. Name the child Edgar.
>> Anonymous
>>1065168
And the brother Sabin?
>> Anonymous
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>>1065168
Hm.
Edgar is catchy.
>> Anonymous
Maybe a better name would be: "Every Solid Surface In The Castle"
>> Anonymous
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>>1065177
Pffffft.
Did it in the pool too.
>> Anonymous
>>1065177
"...and Out of the Castle and in Lancelot"
>> Anonymous
>>1065179
The Garden, Student Council Room, Nanaly's wheelchair.
>> Anonymous
>>1065181
>Nanaly's wheelchair
wut
>> Anonymous
>>1065179
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> Anonymous
>>1065180
Makes sense.
>> Anonymous
You guys probably don't know where the kid was made, do you?
>> Anonymous
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>>1065198
Yeah we do.

Remember that one time? In the wine cellar?
>> Anonymous
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>>1065215
Oh, do I...
>> Anonymous
I like where this is going.
>> milty
>>1065228
highly agreed
>> Jim Profit
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Hi gais
>> Anonymous
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>>1064944
Lulu, you already have a needy little brother.
>> Anonymous
Shit wasn't funny on /a/, shit isn't funny here.
>> Anonymous
screencap this whole thread, hilarious
>> Anonymous
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Soup, Lulu, Suzaku.

I'm here to make things worse for you guys.
>> Anonymous
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>>1065541
Fuck my life.
>> Anonymous
Why do people piss more than usual when they are pregnant?
>> Anonymous
>>1065557

Because... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtrEN-YKLBM
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>>1065541

DAMMIT Schneizel, get the fuck out of our lives.
>> Anonymous
>>1064956
Tough titties, Suzaku, enjoy your hormonal bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>1065557
Because the uterus is located on top of the bladder. As the baby begins to grow so does the uterus and puts pressure on the bladder.
>> Anonymous
bump for luluz
>> Anonymous
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Bump for screencap of the thread so far.
>> Anonymous
Somehow this is much funnier on /cm/ than /a/
>> Anonymous
Bump for jesus.
>> Anonymous
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Ultrasound in.

I'm having twins!
>> Anonymous
>>1066283
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--
>> Anonymous
Can we have ultrasound pix please.
>> Anonymous
PREGNANT
>> Anonymous
Dammit, I have to go away for 5 days. This thread better be back here.. or at least screencaps..

Bump for more luluz
>> Anonymous
>>1066407
What would the use be? Ultrsounds are blurry as shit.
>> Anonymous
I've heard from reliable sources that the father is actually Light Yagami.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, YOU WHORE?!
>> Anonymous
>>1066451
SAUCE, LIARANON.
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>> Anonymous
>>1066463
oh shi--