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Anonymous
ITT: Virgins
>> Llyander
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Giant panda = forever doomed to be a virgin.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Ribbons Almack
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>>869159
I think you have made a mistake, sir.
>> Anonymous
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oh god I love these threads

Also, Haine. Virgin times INFINITY.
>> Anonymous
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>>869178
Oho, interesting point. I wonder...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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As much as I love him, he probably died as a virgin.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>869178
WTF! This made me go awwwwwwwwwwww ?
>> Anonymous
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Sexy as hell.

Doomed to virginity because he hates humans.
>> Anonymous
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>> Ribbons Almack
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Disregard the fact that he has twins in season two.
You lucky fucker, Patrick.
>> Anonymous
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>> Marctheundead !w4YOAFAA2E
Hey guise.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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We all know that it´s true.

And after getting rejected on friday, I finally decided to stick to 2D forever.
>> Anonymous
>>869215
Wait -- Patrick has twins?! Did he marry the captian?!
>> Anonymous
>>869215
ANSWER ME ANON, I MUST KNOW

D8}
>> Anonymous
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Forever and alway.
>> Anonymous
>>869215
...ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN
>> Anonymous
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Search your feelings, /cm/, you know it to be true.
>> Anonymous
>>869198
With the way Leon has been smiling at him, I doubt it.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>869215
...did you make that up, anon }=\
>> Anonymous
>>869330
>>869382

sage for emotefags
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>869385
Sorry, man. Words weren't enough for what I was feeling.

(...and still am. ANON, WHY YOU DOING THIS TO ME)
>> Sai !!8mNXbLdDcwt
>>869400
I lol'd.
No fucking way is Ban a virgin.
I doubt that GINJI even is.
>> Anonymous
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Obviously
>> Anonymous
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>>869400

lolwut?
>> Anonymous
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>>869379
I'd have to disagree ^_^
>> Anonymous
>>869506
We're talking about canon virgins here. None of this fan-driven faggotry.
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>> Anonymous
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Because Seishirou is just THAT stupid.
>> Anonymous
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>> Doyoubiteyourthumbatmesir?
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Because anyone who screams in pain/surprise that much at the sight of a naked woman must be a virgin and probably will be for some time.
>> Anonymous
>>869558
Sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>869271
Who is this?
>> Anonymous
>>869590
Black Jack?
>> Anonymous
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>>869595
Fakir from Princess Tutu. So moe.
>> Anonymous
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>> Doyoubiteyourthumbatmesir?
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He's sad because he can't reproduce.

No babies = no sex?
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>> Anonymous
>>869319
>>869330
>>869353
>>869382
>>869413

Stop acting like a faggot, Anon.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Everyone in the Varia. Especially Squalo.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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He's only 7.

And stupid.
>> Anonymous
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He deliberately AVOIDS sex. Strange man.
>> Anonymous
>>869793
Didn't he bang Millie in canon?
>> Anonymous
>>869793

No, that was Wolfwood.
>> Anonymous
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Saya sure as hell ain't puttin' out.
>> Anonymous
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>>869764
He won't be for long if Joey has his way.
>> Doyoubiteyourthumbatmesir?
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Very moe, and will probably be a virgin for a long, long time.

>>869753
Speculation tiem: Bel - yes, Mammon - yes, Lussaria - hells no, Levi - no, Xanxus - if he isn't doing Squalo he's doing the Cervello, Squalo - Seems like he'd make a really irritating bedpartner.

>>869764
So true it's sad. Nice pic.
>> Anonymous
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Ryouga...but I'd fix that little problem any day. ^_~
>> Anonymous
>>869885
>^_~
Go back to Gaia, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>869892
I'm a girl (in before no girls on the internets!)
>> Anonymous
>>869910

Get back to Gaia.
>> Anonymous
>>869915
that's "get back to Gaia MA'AM." XP
>> Anonymous
>>869923

0/10
>> Llyander
>>869923

It's too late for this. Go to bed.
>> Anonymous
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>>869910
No, GET BACK TO FUCKING GAIA.
First off, newfag, it's inb4
Second, there are no BOYS on /cm/. No girls are on /b/.
Thirdly, there are NO emoticons allowed ANYWHERE on 4chan. Get this through your thick skull and maybe I won't hate you as much, faggot.
>> Llyander
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Actually, fuck all you faggots for derailing this thread.

To be relevant, Saito will never, ever be laid. By anyone.
>> Anonymous
>>869614
Wrong.Go see the OVA.
>> Anonymous
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contrary to popular belief, i call virgin, just 'cause he's got all those sexy h0s (and yeah, i'm including Suzaku here) around him and he's never really shown much interest in any of 'em other than a childhood crush on his half sister lol
>> Anonymous
>>869753
No way, Mammon gets all the bitches.
>> Anonymous
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>>869929
There are boys on /cm/, they're just all fags.
>> Anonymous
>>869782
>>869346
>>869611

LOL so true
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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even with all that sexy, he'd have to actually talk to a chick before he could screw her.
>> Anonymous
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being the spirit of a cursed sword, he got to stick lots of people but not in the fun way.
>> Anonymous
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?
>> hasenonymous
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You know its true
>> Anonymous
>>869929
Hey I think a virgin just stood and wants to be counted.
>> Anonymous
>>870037
He almost did in that adultery episode. Thank god Ai stopped him, bitch was old and ugly.
>> Anonymous
>>869923
>>869910
>>869885
...>>867495
>> Anonymous
>>869215

He's not a virgin at all. Unless you missed the part in episode 14 where he was making out with a random whore and then was all, "Sorry babe, gotta run, I'll pay you back next time", winked at her, and then literally jumped out of his high-fashion sports car.
>> Anonymous
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>>869641

A virgin in every single sense of the word. Hell, he's only been interacting with others for a few years, and is canonically implied that he is much younger than 15 years old.
>> Anonymous
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Even with all those bitches around him, who want him, I doubt it. He´s too focused on saving Athena the whole time.
>> Anonymous
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...turns away in disgust at demonic lesbians.

Virgin, very yes.
>> Anonymous
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I'm pretty sure he knows what to do with a girl (his mentor being the BIGGEST MANWHORE IN TEH CANON UNIVERSE) but he seems uninterested in doing anything with any of them. I think I know a certain eye-patched redhead that can remedy that virginal state though...
>> Anonymous
wtf at least half these guys probably got laid

you virgins are just projecting imo
>> Anonymous
>>869400
lmfao you have to be joking.
>> Ryogure !h9kjqUxY32
>>869971
totally true.
>> Anonymous
>>869379
you joking?
>> Anonymous
>>869196
So when he and Rei were fused at the hips that didn't count as sex right? Wait, was that just happening in his imagination?
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>> Anonymous
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Crisis Core Cloud!
(I'm not sure if he still is after joining SOLDIER)
>> Anonymous
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no way
>> Anonymous
>>870754
The director said they weren't doing anything.
>> Anonymous
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He's too busy chasing after his brother to notice that people want to fuck him.
>> Anonymous
>>870771
I thought the whole point of Shinji was that he DOES die a virgin...
>> Anonymous
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he's saving his cock for when Honey is of age
>> Anonymous
>>870764
Cloud never joined SOLDIER :|
>> Anonymous
>>870809

Honey's motherfucking 18.
>> Anonymous
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Chad's grotesque form repels the ladies
>> Anonymous
>>870888
>ladies
so?
>> Anonymous
>>870825

he did... in his IMAGINATION (would post snake in box here but it's posted yet)
>> Anonymous
>>870386
Concurring; he didn't even try to grab Gloria's boobs. Hell, I'm straight, and I woulda grabbed 'em she jutted them out so far.
>> Anonymous
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>>870809
>>870848
Niiice.
>> Anonymous
>>870895
>ladies
doesn't exactly refer to the female kind alone.
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>> Anonymous
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Lloyd only fucks robots.
>> Anonymous
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Can't argue this one.
>> Anonymous
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Light. Definetly Light. I mean, COMMON, he practically avoided Misa.

Although... there was the handcuff thing... hmm...
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>>871597

Using Loveless is practically cheating.
>> Anonymous
>>871617
I'm not so sure about this one. By the Mello/Near appearance, he'd have had to have been dead to not get conned into fucking her. Straight/gay has no influence here; she was fucking AGGRESSIVE by the end there.
>> Anonymous
>>869538
Sad but true.
>> Anonymous
>>871617
UM REMEMBER THE EPISODE WHERE MISA ANSWERED THE DOOR IN LINGERIE AND LIGHT WAS ALL I LOVE YOU AND THEY SKIPPED TO THE NEXT SCENE. SEX LITTLE ONE. IT HAPPENED. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOUR FANGIRL MIND DOES'NT WANT IT TO BE IT HAPPENED
>> Anonymous
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Would explain why he's so fucking angry all the time.
>> Anonymous
>>871652
>>871677
Also, Takada. You know he gave her a hot dicking with how she acted towards Misa
>> Anonymous
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>>869929
Newfag is new. Everyone knows the only acceptable emoticon acceptable in 4chan is ";_;" due to "life-like texture ;_;" by moot.

>>871693
Nah, I'm sure that Xanxus banged some chicks before the deep freeze and some after.

You know this guy still has his cherry.
>> Anonymous
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Waspinator is ill-equipped as is the whole cast of Beast Wars.
>> Anonymous
>>871677
not that I disagree with your point here (Light definitely banged Misa even if it was just to give her what she wanted to shut her up), but you should read the manga before you go around capslocking on people like that. In the manga, Light simply walks by her and blatantly ignores her. Not to say you don't have a point, but if you base your knowledge on animu alone you might get owned pretty hard...
>> Anonymous
>>get owned pretty hard...

WHAT THE FUCK
>> Anonymous
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Unless you think the creepy pedo-I-mean-baker from the flashback molested him and stole his virginity... (I do.)
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>>871693
Naw, actually. In the manga, he has sex slaves that he drugs and fucks. One of which is Kaori. Kaneda also gets a girl pregnant, hah.

But I'd say Kai is a safe bet...
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poor boy doesn't have a clue...
>> Anonymous
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...whatever
>> Anonymous
>>870741
not quite.
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>>871919
yup
>> Anonymous
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Chance of either of them getting laid by a living girl: low.
>> Anonymous
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>>869513OBJECTION!
>> Anonymous
>>869967
>No way, Mammon gets all the pedos.
fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>871882
Gauron would beg to differ.
>> Anonymous
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Who could forget the lovable Van?
>> Anonymous
>>870758
It really is tragically true.
(canonically anyway)
>> Anonymous
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This fellow right here.
>> Anonymous
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Does he count /cm/?
>> Anonymous
>>872649

I'm sure Sasori raped him with his wooden penis many a time.
>> Anonymous
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>>872651
No. With the way he acts around girls and how he gets around from place to place, I'd doubt it.
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>>870848
age of consent in Japan is 21, I believe.
>> Anonymous
>>873447
Try 14
>> Anonymous
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>>871882I second this. However, I must disagree with>>870888. I'm a female, and I love Chad! Also, what series is>>870032from? It's so cute, I must know! Itoshiki-sensei is a virgin. He is too neurotic to ever have sex with anyone.
>> Anonymous
>>869642

Sauce?
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>>873447
>>873472
Both wrong. The national age of consent is 13, however, most if not all provinces had bumped the age of consent between 16 to 18 and they trump the national age of consent.

>>873473
Nope, Nozomu isn't a virgin. He fucked a hooker for a gag, and probably did with a man too.

Also, you know Kaito is a virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>869821
RAAAAAAAGE.

Worst fan-driven pairing ever.
>> Anonymous
>>869642I'm gonna bump for sauce too.

(Although I have a small suspicion that the artist's name is "Lilly" or something)
>> Anonymous
http://members3.jcom.home.ne.jp/c.lily/

The artist is Lily
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>> Anonymous
>>873473
Itoshiki had sex with a prostitute in the first season, right before he tried to drown himself in sake.
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>>873540

Lily tried to kill my PC...
>> Anonymous
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Fearing boobs will get him no where in life.

And no one is allowed to suggest Etna/Flonne for him. They're together, obviously.
>> Anonymous
>>873447

More like 12. Or more accurately, 13. Of course that's crazy and it varies depending on the prefecture of Japan (so it's more realistic to say that the average is in the upper teens), but 12 is the federal age of consent. Jesus.
>> Anonymous
>>873574
'Scuse me, meant to say 13 in that last line. I'm a failfag at typing.
>> Anonymous
>>873567

OH SHI-
Lily is evil, I guess?
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>>870412
PRECISELY
>> Anonymous
>>869793
is so not a virgin
>> Anonymous
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Died a virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>873619
your dumb yaoi fantasies dont count
>> Anonymous
>>869282
I thought this was CUTE male...
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>>870412
I always wondered whose mentor is a bigger manwhore? I mean Shamal managed to fuck the motherfucking Queen of England along with 2000+ women. What?

Also, extreme reactions to Lal's naked state painfully shows he's a virgin.
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;_;
>> Anonymous
>>869196
I laughed because it's true
>> Anonymous
>>874348

;__;
>> Anonymous
>>869642

I raped him. sorry ...
>> Anonymous
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you know it's true
>> Anonymous
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:'(
>> Anonymous
>>873513
Take a joke, will you? You're obviously not a fan of YuGiOh: the Abridged Series.
Joey's a furfag and has wet dreams about Kaiba.
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>>875678
Graham is gay for Gundams, and thus loopholes to include Setsuna. The poor boy...

>>871977
Chances of Ryusei getting laid by Valsione: HIGH

>>869319
To answer Anon's question, an article posted some time back in /m/ said that in season two, after the time skip, Patrick married his Colonel and had twins.

Posting a virgin to keep on topic. Oh Gamlin, you poor man. Getting your fucking engagement ring turned down.
>> Anonymous
>>875757

Wrong. We've all played with it. It was everyone's 'companion'. ;D
>> Anonymous
>>876849
>>875757
lost the fucking faces and we might think you to be funny
>> Anonymous
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Clair could not be a bigger virgin. Hell, the kid's only friends throughout his whole life have been his bodyguards and an old man!
>> Anonymous
>>876852
;_; you make me cry
>> Doyoubiteyourthumbatmesir?
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Anyone want to take on explaining the birds and the bees to Luffy? Any takers?

I think I need to counter this thread. It's man-whore time.
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>>876973
I've always been sure his healing process included lots of hooray-we're-both-alive sex with the one bodyguard he had left.
Here's a 100% virgin, though!
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>>877661

If only, Anon.. If only.

(Also, somewhat amazed to find other Heat Guy J fans. Most people I know have never heard of it.)
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>>869203
That's why he boinks his brother, yo
>> Anonymous
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Sanzo
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>>877696
There was a thread not too long ago where at least three different people participated.
It'd be great if you posted what fanart you have, by the way!
>> Anonymous
>>878527
go die dumbass. canon virgins, not your yaoi fantwat dillusions.
>> Anonymous
>>878743
I must have missed the part in canon where he said he was a virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>871919

That was really funny.