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Anonymous
who else is fucking sick of all the namefags that are ruining things here? Atagamy, Llyander, A Lion, Namefag, ALL OF THEM SCREW UP THREADS AND CAUSE DRAMA. we need forced anon like /b/. NOW. otherwise, well be overrun by all the assholes that think its cool to have names and do shit to be seen.
>> Anonymous
i think we need to ask moot or admins to put us on forced anon so those fuckers will go cry when they cant be noticed for what they do. whos with me?
>> Anonymous
>>385713
Hey Anonymous, you're starting drama.

OHSNAP.
>> Anonymous
btw sage
>> Anonymous
>>385722
i'm making a call to arms! wage war, something! i fucking hate all the namefags and tripfags here. i want /cm/ to be asit should, without all the attention whores posting everywhere like they own this fucking place. they don't! Anonymous does! we need to put them in their place.
>> Anonymous
>>385726
>>385718
>>385713

... or, you could just ignore them, like most of us do... A novel concept.
>> Anonymous
>>385729
ive ignored them way too long- why does everyone else? they're really fucking annoying, especially Llyander and Atagamy. if we just pressure the mods and admins enough theyll probably put us on forced anon like /b/ and the worst of the bitching will stop!
>> Anonymous
lol namefags posting anonymously.

If you don't hate namefags then you either are one or you need to gtfo 4chan.
>> Llyander
>>385733
Did I happen to crush your feelings in the past? If that's the case, then I'm ever so sorry.

Sage in accordance with what>>385722pointed out.
>> Anonymous
>>385737
see, im not the only one! come out and show how much you hate these fuckers- they need to be b& more than gaiafags.

Llyander, you fucking whore, shut the fuck up. noone likes you here.
>> Anonymous
In all reality, why do you people use names anyhow? I haven't been bothered by namefags, personally, but I can see how they can get to be annoying.
The only reason you'd want one is to be recognized; and most likely, recognized for giving something, maxing out a thread, something good- but dude, that's a little .. vain, isn't it? You need to feel recognized as YOU, not just an anonymous. The hell. Anonymous doesn't care, we'll thank whoever. Your identity isn't doing anything for you, so remove it
>> Anonymous
Atagamay particularly pisses me off, they promoted gaiafaggotry and got an otherwise good Reno thread saged to shit.
>> Anonymous
While I must admit some namefags HAVE come to annoy me (a certain one who causes drama, and another who is mindless), so do Anonymous. If they went back to being Anonymous, they'd still be here.
You just wouldn't be able to tell them apart.

Instead you should be asking halt all the needless drama that appears in threads. Or troll somewhere else.
>> SAGE SAGE
Sage.
>> Llyander
>>385741
Well, it's nice to be recognised. But since I don't take /cm/ as SERIOUS BUSINESS (it'd be a sad day for anyone who took any part of 4chan as such), I use a name to be a dick and troll whenever I feel like it. As an Anon posted in the Mizuho thread, I bitch to bitch. It's my amusement, and as long as I get responses, I keep doing it- being a namefag only adds to the ire. It's win-win for me.
>> Anonymous
>>385747
"instead you should be asking TO halt"

Excuse my mistake.
>> Anonymous
>>385750
fuck you.

LLYANDER SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. GO BAKC TO FUCKING GAIA OR WHATEVER HELL-HOLE YOU CAME FROM.

men-in-arms, where are you? come on and gather to get rid of the fuckers!
>> Llyander
>>385760
Sure thing! I'm leaving to go to my friend's house right now, so enjoy your lonely night trying to get me and my kind eradicated. :) Good luck with that, faggot.
>> Anonymous
Just ignore the Namefags.
They only do it for attention because they know people make a big deal over it.
Don't feed the attention whores!
They always come back for more!
>> Anonymous
>>385762
Bah, I'll leave too. That Monster thread needs some loving.
Sorry OP, but your trolling is boring.
>> Anonymous
>>385762
fuck you. EVERYONE LIKE YOU.

i'm too pissed for this right now. god fucking dammit
>> somegal
I like it when people use aliases. It's less confusing than when everyone post as "anonymous", and you can't tell who wrote what.
>> Anonymous
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Dist and I declare war on all those with names
>> Anonymous
You know what, I had a dream a while back that GaiaOnline was hacked and destroyed courtesy of those who hate that retarded site and it's retarded members. But it backfired. It was like kicking the hell out of an ant hill. You can destroy their home, but then they swarm all over the damn place. It caused a worldwide internet fight. One side; the gaiafags, led by snapesnogger. The other side; everyone else, led by moot. It spilled out into the real world, causing riots and murder. It was a fullout war. Unfortunately my alarm clock went off before things got really good, but with Longcat, Limecat, Speedycat, Ceilingcat, Submarinercat, Drillcat, Tankcat, Kaisercat, Kitler, Pooperkitten, Kungfucat, GiantMutantcat, Luckycat, and Juggercat being moot's generals, we can be sure who would've won.
>> Anonymous
>>385804
That is fucking EPIC.
>> Anonymous
>>385804
But who had the bear calvary?
>> Green Eyes
>>385804
This is exactly how the end of the world should be. Epic end of days is epic.

Also, sage for BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW.
>> Anonymous
I ate the bear cavalry.
>> Anonymous
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Power to this thread
>> Anonymous
whine whine boohoo whine.
WHO CARES.
>> Anonymous
Your mom cares.
She told me all about it
When I was pwning her last night.
>> Anonymous
>>385839
Can we please, please make this into a facepalm thread?
>> sage sage
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sage goes in every field
>> Anonymous
Spoilers: The namefags won't stop being namefags just because you don't like them being namefags. So shut the fuck up about it.
>> Anonymous
You're just jealous that I got her first, aren't you?
>> Anonymous
/cm/ IS SRS BZNZ.

If names offend OP that much, why not just report it? Instead of creating MOAR DRAMA.
>> Anonymous
>>385899

hahaha. if we could report people for drama, 3/4ths of 4chan would disappear.
>> Anonymous
Lol, drama.
>> Anonymous
4chan thrives on drama. Ever been to /a/ and /v/? Those boards are the best examples. The namefags actually serve a vital role; to channel the rage of Anonymous. If there were no namefags to butcher and belittle, the site would tear itself apart. They are 4chan's version of stress balls.

gaiafags on the other hand need to just fucking die in a fire. Not all namefags are gaiafags, but all gaiafags are namefags.
>> Atagamay
>>Atagamy

*Zoidberg voice* People are paying attention to me!

(Also... You missed an A, dude.)
>> Anonymous
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>>386055
>> Atagamay
>>386056
Exactly!

I don't get offended at this kind of stuff. Rather, I boggle at the fact that people notice me at all. Even if they spell my name wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>386068
this is why anonymous loves you
>> Anonymous
This Anon likes you to.
You seem okay for a namefag ^_~
>> Anonymous
i hate namefags just because they defeat the whole purpose of what makes 4chan what it is - ANONYMOUS. i wish forced anon was permanent.
>> Anonymous
>>386010
I'm a bit of a no0b, so I don't know what the whole fuss about names is about. :< But hey, thanks for the explanation.
>> Anonymous
>>385804

delicious copypasta?
>> Atagamay
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>>386078
>>386086
*Squeezes the both of you* Atagamay likes people who like her, so here's a picture of some sort of CD player cyborg and his pet cat.
>> Anonymous
*squeezed* e.e
Arigato.
There are no girls on the interweb!!!
=O
>> Anonymous
>>386119
And with that, prepare for second shitstorm over emoticon usage.
>> Atagamay
>>386119
They tell me that, but I am yet to have poofed out of existence. Either they haven't found me or I'm one of those people with that weird chromosome problem that think they're female but turn out to be a genetic male.

Or there really are girls on the internet and it is all a coverup.
>> Anonymous
Atagamy is actually pretty cool
>> Anonymous
As the person you squeezed earlier.
I'm a girl.
But sometimes thats hard to admit on here.
It sucks that people are so immature that they flame you for having a vagina.
>> Anonymous
>>386055
In other words, you're a faggot attention whore. An annoying one at that.
>> Atagamay
>>386127
Wow, the fond feelings are just crawling out of the woodwork tonight, aren't they?

People notice me and remember my name and stuff. People like or dislike me. I really didn't think people took that much notice of each other in a place with so much traffic.
>> Anonymous
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>> Atagamay
>>386132
NO U!
>> Anonymous
>>386128
Seconded.
>> Atagamay
>>386136
And then they tell you to go back to /kitchen/.

Completely forgetting that that's where they keep the kinves. Girls on the internets need to be crafty!
>> Anonymous
>>386142
I like your thinking.

Also, to stay a bit more on the subject - I don't care whether or not people use names, that's just their preference.
>> Anonymous
God, none of you fuckwards go to /y/ do you?

a LOT of us here are females, and a ton of us are lesbians, and its no fucking secret.
In all honesty, I pretend to be a gay male on every other board of this website. Because I dont want all the attentionwhoring that comes with mentioning being a female.
Someone please imagespamsage this thread, a hijack, anything
>> Anonymous
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>>386154
Okay.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
God you people are fucking retarded. People don't say there are no girls on the internet because they hate girls, they say it because it's a classic joke from the dawn of the internet. "On the internet the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI." God fucking damn LURK THE FUCK MOAR YOU TOUCHY LITTLE DOUCHES.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>386167
>>386169
'Yer forgettin' yer sage.
I'd prefer a DMC hijack, personally.
>> Anonymous
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The bump limit will die without the sage.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>386154
>>386175
Or we could do what's cool right now and

MOTHER FUCKING VIRAL HIJACK
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>386176
Every post contributes to the bump limit, newfag. Once there are 100 posts in a thread it can no longer be bumped, regardless if they are all ages, sages, image only posts or text only posts.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>386187
No fucking shit, that is what I was saying.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Lol.
I think people are just jealous of the namefags.
They wish they had the courage to fucking make something of themselves on the interweb.

But the thing is.

Its just the interweb
So why is everyone so worked up about it?

Let the namefags be namefags
and the anons be anons.
They're most likely anons
Because like me
They are too fucking lazy to type in a name

Whiners need to shut their fucking fingers up.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Atagamay
>>386192
I both agree with and am amused by that.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>386211
Needs more saging.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Cuboner
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Cuboner
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>386226
oh, that's gorgeous. Do you have a sauce?
>> Cuboner
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>> Anonymous
>>386233
It was in a Vayne thread when the game first came out, but the picture says http://www.roo.to/movan/.
>> Cuboner
I'm lacking FFXII Pictures. . .
*idea*
>> Cuboner
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>> Anonymous
I think that text shouldn't even be allowed in this board except for in the first post of a thread. That way there's moar cute and less drama.
>> Anonymous
>>386190
No, you said "The bump limit will die without the sage". That means without the sage the bump limit will die, as in the bump limit will be reached unless sage is used. If that isn't what you meant learn to properly string an English sentence together.
>> Cuboner
>>386233

In agreement, actually.
>> Cuboner
e.e
It won't get bumped but it can still get posts.
You can keep posting, but eventually the thread will be flushed when more threads bump up.
>> Anonymous
>>386262
Since you obviously fail at reading comprehension, let me explain the sentence one part at a time.
>The bump limit will die without the sage.

>The bump limit
How long until the thread stops bumping.

>will die
When the thread stops bumping.

>without the sage.
Sage is not required for the bump limit.
>> A Lion !6QOjX3xTSg
:( Hey hey, calm down Anonymous. I've been behaving.
>> Anonymous
>>386300
Actually that sentence can be read both ways and be correct. One way is yours, meaning it will die anyway despite the sages, and the other means it will die unless there are sages. It's a poorly constructed sentence, so you get a double meaning, and both are perfectly correct. It all depends on which word you put emphasis on, 'die' or 'without'.
>> Cyd
i just put my name in random places. i could take it out i guess.
>> tl;dr Anonymous
it's no news that mods don't care about /cm/. remember how people used to post cp here and the threads would stay alive until the entire 4chan flocked to them? mods/janitors don't browse /cm/, they're too busy with other boards, but guess what - WHEN YOU REPORT SOMETHING, THEY REACT IN MINUTES. so, here's the solution to the whole sagefag/namefag/tripfag problem.

every time you see a troll, be it namefag/tripfag or anon, REPORT. remember, trolling is against global rules. sure, on other boards that isn't really enforced for a good reason (rapid-fire posting, high bullshit-to-serious-discussion ratio). but /cm/ is not fucking /a/. it's a ultra-slow board with relatively very little trolling. sure, the mods are used to deleting only inappropriate images, and one or two reports won't work. but if troll shit starts to get multiple reports, they'll be bound to react eventually. over time, as they get used to it, zero-tolerance-for-trollshit might once again become a standard on /cm/ and we will regain the peace and quiet we've had years before 4chan became a big thing, attracting all the scum of the interwebs.

By ourselves, we are just Anonymous. But together, we are Legion. TOGETHER, WE CAN CHANGE THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!!1one

in short: TO ACHIEVE UTOPIA ON /CM/,
1. USE THE REPORT FUNCTION - IT'S THERE FOR A REASON
2. ?????
3. PROFIT!
>> Llyander
>>386675
Don't bother. Dramafags will snark at you if they feel inclined- in the case of a namefag, it depends on what kind of luck you have in posting in a thread. There's always a chance that the thread will contain extreme namefag-haters like OP; this chance increases if you've made a name for yourself as being exceptionally annoying like Atagamay or myself. Keep your name if you don't take /cm/ as SERIOUS BUSINESS, but if you're sensitive or simply don't feel like taking snark from people, post as Anon. This is to all other namefags as well. I've posted as Anon several times myself.
>> TL;DR Anonymous
>>386849
i wouldn't say that either of you has made a name for yourselves for being exceptionally annoying or whatever, really
if i remember correctly, atagamay actually contributes pictures to threads and doesn't usually troll on purpose. that places his/her/its posts on the same level as your average anon's. therefore, s/h/it's nothing special - i wouldn't even remember his/her/its name if not for a few past dramafests we've both took part in.
>> TL;DR Anonymous
as for you (llyander) - honestly (HONESTLY, no hard feelings, but take it as you will), i doubt anyone would remember you if not for the frequency of your posting. you aren't (again, honestly) a successful troll. you know, the kind that leaves hordes of anons scratching their heads, thinking 'i sincerely hope that post was made by some evil genius and not a real retard because if not i'm gonna lose all hope in humanity'. you don't leave epic shitfests in your wake. fuck, you aren't even the usual destructive pissed off little child that fills up threads to the post limit with sagebombing and garbage. you aren't one of the 'good' trolls that do their deed for the lulz of most of/the entire board either.
you don't even come close to any of them. you just pick a thread and then leave a single sage inside. and the comments are usually something like 'sage for *fag/too much *'.
>> TL;DR Anonymous
as saging, unless applied in extreme amounts, doesn't really affect the threads, and no one here (that's not new to internets) cares about the others opinions, you aren't that annoying (unless someone overreacts/is an oldfag who just remembered how good 4chan used to be years ago and got pissed off). you're just someone expressing their unpopular views in a slightly rude way in a place where most people don't care. but you post quite a lot (for a /cm/ namefag), so some oldfags, like me and most possibly OP, might remember your name, and some of them will eventually get... bored and slightly pissed of your crap, as you're neither a good poster nor a good troll.
also,
>>snark
sage for ljfag
>> TL;DR over Anonymous
IN SHORT:
1. this thread is gay
2. everyone on 4chan is gay
3. in case of trolls: sage, report, hide thread, continue browsing as if nothing happened
4. less drama, moar pictures plz
5. disregard that, i suck cocks.
Signed,
Anonymous
>> Cuboner
If its so gay then why did you reply to it?
Grow up.