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/cm/ Auction Anonymous
How much would you bid on your favourite /cm/?
>> Anonymous
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I'd put my piano up for sale.
>> Anonymous
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I would sell my brother for a piece of Reno.
>> Anonymous
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my family.
>> Anonymous
Just because they're hot doesn't mean I'd want them in my house...
>> Anonymous
>>576779
Not even one that would cook, clean and pleasure you?
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>>576815
So you should pick one who'll do what you want, willingly!

I'd bid my full savings account and my computer.
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>>576800
the problem would be getting that one you drool over to do this.
The cooking and cleaning that is, but a question,
lets say they excel at pleasuring you would you mind as much if they didn't act the subservient maid?
>> Anonymous
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Verily.

A Sanzo that I can do is one thing, but a Sanzo I can do AND tell to mow the lawn shirtless... damn. I'd bid most of my vital organs.
>> Puddin
>>576751

I see your brother and raise you my soul.

Seriously, I'd give anything for a piece of that. Reno all the way
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For Szayel?

My outer family and my computer.
>> Anonymous
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For Gintoki I'd be willing to trade my savings and every last piece of sweets in my house.
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You name it, I would steal / murder / mortgage / sell it into slavery.

Of course, I'd keep the bidding down as low as possible to keep him from getting uppity.
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>>576991
I'd sell your soul for Reno too! (Sorry, Anon, couldn't resist.)
>> Anonymous
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Ransom, assination, anything really...
>> Anonymous
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definately all my manga and guitars, along with my brothers too
>> Anonymous
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>>576800
Well, admittedly, most of my favorite /cm/s aren't stable enough for that. Pic related.
>> Anonymous
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I would sell everything I own, give them every ounce of money I have saved, sell off several members of my family and organs if I needed to get my favorite /cm/.

The sad thing is I would probably then I have to work at least three jobs to be able to feed him enough, he would make tons of messes and need me to take care of him and clean up after him and still I wouldn't mind at all, just to wake up in the morning to his smiling face peering down at me, for the first time some asshole gets in my way and he wipes the floor with him and just to laugh at the all stupid sweet things he will do, everyday that will always cheer me up.
>> Anonymous
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I will kill Gwen Stefani and wear her skin to seduce Bill Gates and merge their bank accounts and swipe it all to pay for this man to be my father.
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I would sell my doll collection and my little sister.
>> Anonymous
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I would sell off all my family and most of what I own for a piece of this.
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>>577480
I'd give everything to get Luffy if I thought I could keep up with him. My health is bad and he deserves someone who can go on an adventure without needing two days off afterward.

Lazy "Take care of me!" vote above for Sanji aside, my real bid would be Usopp -- hell, if he could love cripple-Kaya, I'm set. I bid my savings, computer, doujinshi, ALL my video games, and three molars.
>> Anonymous
>>577529

AHAHAH. For Tsuna or Mukuro?
>> Anonymous
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I would give up my shoe collection, the money I have saved for college/university, my fucking soul! to have a night with the Sparta twins, throw in their dad. I'll give up my mom!
>> Anonymous
>>577538

I raise you ten years off my life.
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>>577575
I'm not putting up years of life in case I died first and left him alone and sad. I call your bet with an approximation: ALL electronics I own, my car, two diopters of vision (putting me in Coke-bottle-glasses range), my lactose tolerance, and my shiny GPA. I raise my credit record. I'll keep going if I have to.
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my.... lint collection?
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>>577560
Amen, Anon. i'd give one of my arms, my Benz, my laptop, my Xbox and all my game consoles, my comic book collection, my MST3k DVDs, AND MY COFFEE MAKER, just so I could come home every day and do raunchy, raunchy things with Dante and Vergil.
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i'd die the next day for a night with L.
>> Anonymous
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my friends and family, plus everything i own. possibly years off my life.
>> Anonymous
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i'll put myself and my precious yaoi collection for bid
>> Anonymous
>>577609
Holy shit, your coffee maker?! This Anon means BIZNESS!
>> Anonymous
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my IQ, since that'll put us on the same level of intellitic.
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>>578002
Dammit. I'd do that too.

BUT:
if Ginko took me to travel with him, I'd give EVERYTHING I own. I wouldn't need anything anymore.
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>>577043

Seconded. Although I would bid my music collection, my supply of mint chocolate tea and all my video games instead
>> Anonymous
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For Ryohei, I'd take up boxing and an EXTREME lifestyle A.K.A take 20 years off my life.

Anon can have Hibari, I don't like grumpies.
>> Anonymous
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Enough money to screw his rules, 2% of my immortal soul, and a non-vital organ that will be named later given the terms.
>> Anonymous
>>577548
Can I have both? >_>
>> Anonymous
>>578074
No. Your emoticon means that now you can't have any.
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I'd sell my soul to have this man at my disposal. Not only is he gorgeous, he cooks and cleans and ENJOYS it. So I'd get hot Servant loving during the night, because, hey I have to keep his mana charged and during the day he can keep house. Besides, this man can make multiple Excaliburs, how cool would that be?
>> Anonymous
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EVERYTHING.
i don't have much anyway, but damn, i'd give up a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g.
>> Anonymous
>>578102
>a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g.
I'd have to be verschnicket to give up that much!
>> Anonymous
I love this thread. It makes me dream.
>> Anonymous
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4 cats
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>>578117
Hmm, I misread that as 4chan.
I'd destroy 4chan and kill Anonymous for Kaiji.
>> Anonymous
>>578121
...and i thought me giving up my coffee maker was extreme. You are truly a dangerous Anonymous.
>> Anonymous
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I'd give my family, my entire savings, all my video game consoles, and my emergency chocolate stash to get some of this sexy little crossdresser. I'd give up my dogs too if there was some way to tear Akito and Agito apart so I could play with both
>> Anonymous
I, uh... I'll bid $15 for Cecil from FF4.

(You ladies need to learn how to haggle.)
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>>577534
I'd give my little sister to drooling pedophiles, my Nintendo and my playstation2, every single pen in my house, my accordion. I'd sell my underwear to those vending machines. You name it, I'd do it.
>> Anonymous
>>578286

I see your bid and I raise you my XBox 360, my DS and PSP, and my $500 doujin collection.
>> Anonymous
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>>578402

Forgot my pic.
>> Anonymous
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I would sell my sister to have naked Grimmjow in a cage just to look at

but in exchange to have a smoke with Badou I could stop drinking and give all the money I spent on spirits (which is obviously more hardcore than selling a sibling)
>> Anonymous
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I'm sure this guy would cook delicious food, buy clothes for me and even accept to be raped everyday if only I gave away my leg movements, eyes and parents.
>> Anonymous
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>>578426
Anonymous drives a hard bargain.

I bid my grandmothers ring, My CD collection, and ....35 Dollars Canadian!
>> Anonymous
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the neighbour's boat
and/or their children
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>>578742
Is this who I think it is?

I bid 50,000 sand dollars!!
>> Anonymous
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my dog, the entirety of my liquor cabinet, loved ones, etc.
>> Anonymous
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To take him home and give a normal childhood past the age of nine, I would sell myself into slavery to a sewage treatment plant for the rest of my natural life. Think of the alternative.

To hit it with the grown-up version after my attempts to buy him failed... MILLIONS, even though I'd have to deal with all the emotional fallout and try to fix him.
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I bid my laptop and all my manga. (And that's some serious shiznit to me.) Same applies to Dok from Hellsing. *nods* (Yea... weird tastes.)
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For Zelos, I'd give up my 500GB portable hard drive, every DVD I own, and Internet/TV for the rest of my life.
>> Anonymous
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For Hisoka...paycheck for the next 2 yrs...and never read another yaoi manga/doujinshi again
;-;
so...worth it
>> Anonymous
>>578076

Fuck you, now I am taking you /cm/ too.
>> Anonymous
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my job, my sanity, my tv, my laptop and my dad
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>>578742

oh shi.. I bid my car and my Miyavi's CD, DVD and poster collection

(or maybe we could buy him and Haine together and watch them play while eating popcorn?)
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>>578054
I'll raise you all of the above plus my family's three cars, my family, and the Nestle company.
>> Anonymous
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For Tres I would camp outside the store selling the "killing dolls" a month in advance and pay with my life savings and my first born child.

Granted, if I got ahold of Tres, I probably wouldn't ever get to having a first child, so I'm not sure that counts as adaquate payment...but you get my drift.
>> Anonymous
>>579122
...I guess I'll share, though Haine is dangerous so we can't get too close.
SOLD for CDs, DVDs, Aa ring, posters, And $35...Canadian.
>> Anonymous
>>579208

do not worry, I'm very good when it comes to dealing with the dangerous type

it's a deal. (and we didn't even have to sell our souls to get those two)
>> Anonymous
>>579152
And I will raise you and hershey's plant in PA, the nestles company, a parfait, and all the clothes I own. Oh, and my brother.
>> Anonymous
>>578894
not at all! Doc IS hot..
>> Anonymous
For my very own Dante, I'd sell your soul.