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Harry Potter Deaths Anonymous
Let us have a moment of peace for all the characters in HP that died for no damn reason because j.k rowling decided to be a bitch and murder off the good characters. Most of them not even having a death scene, they just died. Like Moody and Lupin. Post pics of your favorite dead characters!
>> Nat
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Everytime someone masturbates, J.K.Rowling kills off a character.

Goodbye Lupin. Sorry about Tonks, but im moarning for her too.
>> Anonymous
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Snape's death? All I have to say is "WTF?"
>> Anonymous
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WHY FRED!?! WHY DID FRED HAVE TO DIE?!
>> Anonymous
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>>476094
Yeah. Poor poor Snape. He didnt deserve to die.
>> Anonymous
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>>476104

Snape was an asshole.
>> Anonymous
I must rant about how unfair most of the deaths were!!! rant rant rant rant rant whats the point in killing Hedwig?! rant rant rant Moody didnt have a decent death scene! rant rant rant the only point of killing Fred was just to have a death in that chapter!!! rant rant rant Snape didnt deserve to die! rant rant rant!
>> Anonymous
>>476120
Not really.
>> Anonymous
>>476099
Because J.K. wanted to build up the death count enough that Harry might actually feel guilty. D:
>> Anonymous
I am actually quite happy that the author realised that, in a time of war, people will die left and right and you won't see all of them have an EPIC FIGHT 2 TEH DEATH. What Rowling is really guilty of is having such fucking dumb antagonists. The malfoy KNEW that their house elf defected and was Harry Potter's ally, the elf even attacked them. YET, LOL, VOLDY FORGOT ABOUT LESSER MAGIC USERS AND HAD NO PROTECTION AGAINST THEM.
>> Anonymous
>>476143
Voldy's death was possibly the most anticlimactic point of the series. He gets a lengthy lecture, his wand has a brainfart and he dies. Wtf.
>> Anonymous
I just wish one of the real main characters had actually died. I want Fred back. Kill Ron or Ginny instead. Even Hermione! But no, all the coolest side characters die and the cliche' main ones get to live and spawn their offspring.

EVERYONE KNOWS THEY'RE ALL GAY ANYWAY.
>> Anonymous
>>476125

Yes really. He got off on harrasing children. He was a death eater. JKR even admits that if Harry hadn't been Lily's kid, he wouldn't have done a damn thing for him.

Sage for no material.
>> Anonymous
>>476158
J.K. probably just wanted to have Ron and Hermione be Harry's in-laws, and I don't think it would go over very well if she killed off one of the protagonists.
>> Anonymous
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Im loving this thread. XD and at the same its pissing me off from all the good points people keep bringing up.
>> Anonymous
I think hedwig was the most random, I MEAN GAWD
>> Anonymous
>>476205
I knew she was going to be ruthless when I read that part. What's the point of killing off his PET?
>> Anonymous
Haha. The 7th movie sure is going to be interesting!
>> sage Anonymous
>>476221
>>476205


What the hell else was she supposed to do? Just have Hedwig fly away or something? It's not like Harry could have taken her with him anyway. Why are you even complaining about Hedwig when actual characters with personality died.
>> Anonymous
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ORLY?
>> Anonymous
I think Fred's was the worst. The guy gets killed by rocks!! AND DIES WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE!!! Thats messed up! If was going to kill of a weasly why couldnt she kill off Percy?! or Ginny!! I'd even take Charlie since you see so little of him. But NOOO!!! She has to go and mess with the twins!! you dont fuck with the twins man!!
>> Anonymous
>>476255
Seconded. But mostly, I just wanted Ginny to die.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
GTFO HP thread you fag
>> Anonymous
>>476250
If the two of them had made it to the Burrow, Harry could've pawned her off on the Weasley family, or just Ginny.

I just thought it was one of many pointless deaths in the book. She kills off one good character per book for three books, and in the last one she kills off half the cast.
>> Anonymous
>>476260
That had better not be a SnapeSnogger fanart.
>> Anonymous
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I LIIIIVEE BWHAHAHA
>> sage sage
>>476263
HP fags calling other people fags is so utterly laughable.

Saging for dramafags.
>> Anonymous
>>476274
Gross. Who killed him off, anyway? The last third of the book was kind of a blur.
>> Anonymous
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Post some pics or STFU. You can comment and post at the same time right?
>> Anonymous
>>476266
Yeah. Bet ya guys anything that when the movie comes out most of those deaths wont even be mentioned. All the movies are shortened so if they do decide to show them all the movie will be one huge death fest.
>> Anonymous
>>476280
They should make Extensions of the last 2 movies for DVD. like LOTR. They already fucked up the fifth movie. And the last 2 books have just too much info and things going on to shorten them to one hour.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>476283
I get the mental image of the producers reading the 7th book, looking at each other, and going, "Well, fuck."
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>476283
I haven't seen the fifth movie yet. Was it really that bad?

Good idea with the extended version, though.
>> Anonymous
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Glad to see Peter died. Not so happy to see Voldy-mart go ;-;
>> lolwut? !3GqYIJ3Obs
http://rapidshare.com/files/50318950/SexyTime.zip
>> Anonymous
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lol What indeed
>> Anonymous
>>476291
ED ELRIC GOT OLD?!
>> Anonymous
>>476290
Yeah, it is a good idea, did the same thing with the Dune series. However, the movie didn't completely phail like some of the others.
It just poorly catered to those who hadn't read the books proceeding to confuse the fuck out of their oblivious little selves, and the producers took poorly driven initiative to unnecessarily alter bits to the plot and fuck up an already infuriating storyline. Yah. Not exactly fond of the fifth book.
>> Anonymous
>>476260
...Snapesnogger here? ..REALLY?

There's not enough sage in the world for you.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>476290
Yes. it was horrible.
>> Anonymous
I love how no one has mentioned Dobby. I pray for that brave little elf.
>> Anonymous
Dobby's death was more depressing than most of the HUMAN characters. SAGE @ JK R.
>> Anonymous
>>476260
get that snapesnogger outta my /cm/
>> Anonymous
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..They're both dead. ;__________;
>> Anonymous
>>476336
yeah, dobby was given more BAWWW than Lupin and Tonks, that's for sure. and no one likes dobby.
>> Anonymous
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;----;
>> Anonymous
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JK R. Is a twat. Kill it with fire. And why did she make them breed in the end. I vote Ginny dies of AIDS.
>> Anonymous
>>476345
BAWWWWWWW!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>476345

Why Ginny specifically? Just curious.
>> Anonymous
>>476368
Its obviously a fangirl talking. Ginny gets in the way of Harry/Anyone pairings.
>> Anonymous
>>476368
Because
1) As the other anon stated, she's a twat.
2) She stole Hermonie from Harry (for het) and Draco (for yaoi)
3) If any character in the series is a Mary Sue, it is surely Ginny
4) Their relationship as a romantic couple should have never existed because
A) Harry only liked her suddenly in what...the 6th book?
B) The earlier books up until midway through 6 she was like his sister.
C) She reminds him of his mom.
>> Anonymous
>>476391
The movies are so Ha/Herm.

In the last one when Voldy was possessing Harry, she was the first person he thought of. Coincidence? I think not.

JKR is a fucking cuntbag just like Ginny
>> Anonymous
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He died. If she killed off snape then damnit voldy should'a just won. And I agree he died in the most boring way....It would have been more intresting if he'd tripped and fell on his damn stupid wand.
And I agree with every one so far, leave the twins alone damnit.
>> Anonymous
MOAR
>> Anonymous
>>476392
>>476391
ITT Fanbitches that know Harry Potter better than the writer.

You guys are great for lulz material, seriously. Keep going.
>> Anonymous
>>476394
I was so pissed when she killed Fred. That's worse than the fucking ending itself
>> Anonymous
bunch of whiny faggots in this thread
>> Anonymous
Is that more snapesnogger?
jeebus they just dont learn...
>> Anonymous
>>476400
>>476397
Then why the fuck are you here asshole
>> Anonymous
>>476402
Too squeeze more lulz out of your faggots.


HARRY MARRIES GINNY. IT WAS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS SINCE SINCE BOOK 2 YOU KNEW GINNY LIKED HARRY. LAWL/
>> Anonymous
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Huzzah for nerd...ism. Now tell me, how did he get that pensive stuff in his blood stream? And how was it not diluted by his blood? I mean, okay I know he's a potion master but it isn't working in my head that he bled pensive goo. Maybe I read that chapter wrong?
>> Anonymous
>>476403
Too squeeze more lulz out of "your" faggots < SHOULD BE YOU

If you want to insult people, at least dont make typos you inbred cocksucker.
>> Anonymous
>>476408
They also put since in their statement twice. Caps is not cruise control for cool when you're a dumbass
>> Anonymous
>>476404

I think he just pulled out the memory, like Dumbledore did in one of the earlier books, and it just went straight into Harry.

Also, SHUT UP YOU FAGGOTS, FOR GOD'S SAKE, DO YOU REALIZE HOW RIDICULOUS YOU ALL SOUND
>> Anonymous
>>476408
OH MY LORD JESUS CHRIST I MADE A TYPO. SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE.

You're just butthurt that Harry doesn't end up fucking Hermione. And nothing will ever change that fact, not even my typo. Faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>476411

HARRY MARRIES GINNY AND HAS 3 CHILDREN WITH HER!! HE HAS SEX WITH HER VAGINA.
>> Anonymous
>>476415

No, this is /cm/, so they're probably butthurt he's not fucking Draco or Snape or possibly someone else with a penis.
>> Anonymous
>>476421
Lol, even more futile than the Harmonian fandom, or however those fags call themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>476421
Actually I was going for Harry and Neville
>> Anonymous
The relationship with Harry/Ginny is just horrifying. Theyre like brother and sister and he doesnt even pay attention to her unless its to save her ONLY because shes Rons little sister! and then all of a sudden in the middle of the sixth book its like OMG!! SHES GOT BOOBS!! LETS MAKE OUT IN PUBLIC!!! Its so stupid. Just One more try at trying to prove Harry is straight. They only ended up together because shes a slut and he needs a happy ending with wife and kids. No homosexuality included.
>> Anonymous
>>476427

If you couldn't see it coming, you can't read. That simple.
>> Anonymous
>>476424

HOT
>> Anonymous
The only death I got any emotion out of was Dobby. And I fucking bawled.

>>476404Harry took it out of his head, didn't he?
>> Anonymous
>>476427
BECAUSE SHE'S A SLUT??? OH LORD.
16 YEAR OLD BOYS CANNOT BE SHALLOW AND LOOK AT SOME TITS??? WHAT LALA LAND DO YOU LIVE IN?

HARRY IS GAY BECAUSE JK DON'T KNOW SHIT, BUT I DO.
>> Anonymous
>>476431
Damn right.

>>476429
We could read dumbass. It's just the fact that it was so cliche that really bothers me. Don't know about other readers. Of all the possible outlets, fucking your best friend's sister was about the dumbest thing she could do
>> Anonymous
>>476433

she dated two or three other boys in a year, she MUST be a slut!
>> Anonymous
>>476437
And the reason she dated them was to get his (Harry's) attention
>> Anonymous
>>476429
By the lack of capital letters, apostrophes, and quotations, I think that girl has more problems than reading comprehension.
>> Anonymous
>>476435

Um... why? Ron didn't care. As far as I'm concerned, Ginny was pretty kickass.

Besides, cliched? What in the series wasn't cliched? Sure, it's fun to read, but it's not exactly high literature.
>> Anonymous
>>476442
Ginny was only in like what...three books? It's cliche because she was so smart, so powerful, so poor and yet at the same time ends up marrying the boy she had a crush on as a 10 year old.
>> Anonymous
>>476435
Cliche would also include Harry marrying Hermione as well Harry coming back from the dead. I saw all that shit coming since book 2, and Ron being with Hermione since book 4.

How does I understood young adult/children's literature?
>> Anonymous
>>476444

BECAUSE THIS ISN'T A FANTASY COMING-OF-AGE SERIES FOR YOUNG ADULTS OR ANYTHING
>> Anonymous
>>476442
Sure. Ron was a good over protective big bro, then he just doesnt care when his little sis wants to screw him best friend. yeah, that makes sense.
>> Anonymous
>>476446
Why the fuck are you all still talking about it instead of posting pics of the actual interesting characters of the stupid books? Get the fucking twins back now
>> Anonymous
>>476444
YEAH IT'S MORE THAN JUST THAT. IT'S HARRY FUCKING POTTER.
>> Anonymous
This thread is pure LOL
>> Anonymous
>>476449

gee, maybe because harry's a good guy and he'd rather see his sister with someone he trusts?
>> Anonymous
>>476450
Because you fags are just so easy to troll.
>> Anonymous
>>476450

because it's fun, duh
>> Anonymous
>>476453
Yeah...which is why everytime Ron got jealous of Harry, he ran away and cried like the sorry bitch he is
>> Anonymous
>>476459
But why would he be jealous that Harry has interest in his sister???

ARE YOU IMPLYING INCEST, YOU SICK FUCK!?
>> Anonymous
>>476464

IT COULDN'T BE
>> Anonymous
>>476464
The incest implication is Harry likes Ginny because of their pseudo sibling relationship and she reminds him of his mom
>> Anonymous
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I love this thread so much. XD
>> Anonymous
>>476467

no, hermione is the one he actually SAID is like a sister to him. and doesn't everyone marry someone like their mom? duh

you people are reaching a bit too far to criticize a kid's book
>> Anonymous
>>476467
BUT THEY STILL AREN'T RELATED AREN'T THEY? KEEP DREAMING FAGGOT. HARRY STILL MARRIES HER AND FUCKS HER VAGINA.
>> Anonymous
>>476469
You're welcome Anon.

This needs a screenshot.
>> Anonymous
Death to Percy and Ginny!!! XD
>> Anonymous
>>476471
At least he got fucked. You're going to die a virgin
>> Anonymous
I was actually really suprised she didnt kill off Draco.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>476477
Lol you are so one to talk. At least I'm not the one that's butthurt over this shit you call "literature."
>> Anonymous
Can someone TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF THIS THREAD!! XD
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>476478

I was too. Also surprised that Draco meant more to Lucius than Voldemort at the end. I liked that, made him a little more human.
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>> Anonymous
>>476486
Sage it too, faggot, instead of bumping this shit every time you troll.
>> Anonymous
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She didn't kill of draco because on the inside even JK knows that Harry's a queer. And draco reeked of it. (Though she did mention he was balding in the end of the books...but their in the magic world I would think that'd be preventable...anyway....) JK is a secret slasher.....I'm sure of it.
>> Anonymous
>>476489
bump limit is reached. won't bump anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>476491
Keep dreaming, fag.
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>>476491

nothing wrong with bald, bald is beautiful
>> Anonymous
>>476496
SO BALD.
>> Anonymous
This thread is now about bald guys
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>>476499

excellent plan
>> Anonymous
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>>476496: There is truth to that. Love the picture!

>>476494
I do! Also, read between the lines, everything is slashy and homosexual and faggalisious if you look at it *just* right. rule number thirty four.
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This thread needs more Draco.
>> Anonymous
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I can't believe I wasn't invited to this thread
>> Anonymous
>>476508
You potterfags made EFG cry! You should all be ashamed!

More love to EFG. Hes bald too
>> Anonymous
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the only bald picture I seem to have...weird. I know I had more then that.
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>>476491
I think so cause there are just too many hints of harry/draco to drive fangirls crazy. Hermiones actual words "Harry, You're becoming obssesed with Draco Malfoy" You can almost hear the squeals of fangirls.
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Hands up people who thinks Lupin was killed just so he could appear in the resurrection stone scene. Rowling even said in an interview that she wasn't planning to kill him.
>> Anonymous
I'm still wanting some Neville
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>> Anonymous
>>476576

I honestly always figured all of the marauders would be dead by the final book. I didn't really expect Tonks though.
>> Anonymous
JK R. Needs to be killed with fire ;-;
>> Anonymous
Yay for Scorpius and Albus ^~^
>> Anonymous
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Fred...
>> Anonymous
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Tally up the dead people!
>> Anonymous
i love rowling for this book
DELICIOUS BAWWWWWWWW, i liek it
>> Anonymous
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