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Anonymous
ITT virgins
>> Anonymous
harsh
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Does this count?
>> Anonymous
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>>716655
Wry. ;;

>>716660
WRRRRY.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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<--For good reason, too.
>> Anonymous
>>716690
that one I believe
>> Anonymous
>>716690
LIES. I'd hit that.
>> Anonymous
>>716701
However, I don't think anyone else in DN but perhaps the equally virginal L would.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>716664

aww, lol
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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obviously
>> Anonymous
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>>716729
lol what
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Guy. Definitely Guy.
>> Anonymous
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>>716749

Oh man, beat me to it. I wonder if he knows how many fans want to rape him?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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lol in my fandom world no one's a virgin, but I'm pretty sure Mihashi is the most virgin a virgin can get
>> Anonymous
It'd be easier to name all of those who aren't virgins. No one gets laid in anime unless it's sometype of porn.
>> Anonymous
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All three.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>716689
You use that word, but I do not think it means what you think it does

sage for lack of content
>> Anonymous
>>716792
Yes, my newfag alarm is going off.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>716784
Awesome
>> Anonymous
>>716689
Don't make me kill you for your horrifying misuse of WRYYYYYYYY. And since I'm willing to bet you mispronounce it, it rhymes with "Wheeee" not "Why".
>> Anonymous
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>>716763

I'm thinking Luke is, too. He's too young to know what sex is.

Jade's a pimp, though. Asch probably had angsty one night stands.
>> Anonymous
>>716655

AHHA CRUEL BUT GREAT :3
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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????
>> Anonymous
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It'd really surprise me if he knew what sex was. Doesn't mean I don't want to rape him though.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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I'm sure one day he'll get raped, though.
>> Anonymous
This thread makes me want to cry.
>> Anonymous
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?
>> Anonymous
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I'm almost positive he is.
>> Anonymous
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>>716895

lol'd
>> Anonymous
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<-- not for much longer if Lavi gets his way...
>> Anonymous
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no one's posted Ed, huh? I don't think he'd even know what to DO with a woman (or another man, for that matter).
>> Anonymous
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>>716895
A++
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>716949

I think he's in the same boat with poor Guy. It's not that they don't like women... they just can't touch or go near them.
>> Anonymous
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Anyone's pelvis would shatter, simply from being in the same room as him.

as another anon said: "I wasn't planning on using my cervix anyway."
>> Anonymous
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I'd gladly fix that though.
>> Anonymous
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Both of them.
>> Anonymous
>>716895
/thread
>> Anonymous
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Contrary to popular belief, I bet he's a virgin. Seems too stuck up to let anyone near him.
>> AnonyLady
>>717071
How does that make any goddamn sense? He was married at some point. Yes, Byakuya's gay, but it was probably the sex with Rukia's sister that made him that way.
>> Anonymous
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Obviously not getting any. Not that it would be very hard for him.
>> Anonymous
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>>716776
Considering the anime series ends in 2001 I think he might have finally got up the courage to do more than kiss Nice...hopefully.

And speaking of virgins...
>> Anonymous
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in b4 yaoi fan shitstorm.

Let's be honest, gang. Whether you think he's got the hots for Jou/Yugi/Pegasus/whatever, let's think about something.

Kaiba's a computer geek. Not to mention he cares too much about his money to get laid anyway.
>> Anonymous
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Because he's Jesus.

[spoiler]Literally. [/spoiler]
>> Anonymous
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>>717104

Fuck, that tag doesn't work here.

Also.

<---He's stuck as a shota. He's really 26.
>> Anonymous
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This one's a priest.

Why do all the ones who would have no trouble getting laid have to be celibate?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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No Onizuka yet?
>> Anonymous
>>717106
I thought he got bum raped. Maybe it was only 'almost' though.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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he should stop waiting for Rukia...
>> Anonymous
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Truth. I bet Hallelujah would ruin the plans.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>717213
Except that he fucks Fllay in season 1.
>> Anonymous
in b4 patrick
>> Anonymous
>>717272
Patrick isn't a virgin, he just hasn't had sex with Kati yet. He had that blond chick in the begining and I'm sure she wasn't the only one.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>716689
don't you mean FGSDGS?


And I'm pretty sure Gaara doesn't even HAVE a sexuality yet.
>> Anonymous
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>>716782
Ain't that the damn truth. It sure does get old after a while.
>> Anonymous
>>716691
It's a trap! Get it? Trap? Holy crap I'm one funny guy!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>717277Patrick is a virgin, he just hasn't had sex yet.

Oh lol.
>> Anonymous
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>>717290
I see what you did there.
>> Anonymous
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there's a reason why he reads porn... because he clearly can't get laid on his own. (Not that reading Jiraiya's porn is going to help him remedy that, but I imagine he faps enough not to care)
>> Anonymous
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When I hear 'virgin', and 'anime',
I automatically think
<<<<<
>> Anonymous
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>>717362
He is a master fapper though.
>> Anonymous
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Sad, but true
>> Anonymous
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Tobi. Srsly.

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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>717386
>>Tobi. Srsly.
Wrong. Tobi DEFINATELY had sex.

With all the opportunities with the chicks, they're STILL virgins.
>> Anonymous
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>>717336

I believe in you Junpei! Someday...
>> Anonymous
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He's just acting cool, but he is 100% virgin (and shall shoot my head off for doing this)
>> Anonymous
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How come noone mentioned Ichigo yet?
How he reacted to naked Yoruichi and the idea of having actually kissed a girl...
>> Anonymous
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>>716763
You sure about that? He probably got anally raped by Duke Fabre at some point in his life.

Itachi is going to die a virgin.
>> Anonymous
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>>717396
AHAHAHAHA as sad as that sounds, Tobi definitely got laid.
>> Anonymous
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>>716755

Truth.
>> Anonymous
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>>717131
Is that some posturing virgin Sanji I see?

I'd lol so hard if this was canon.
>> Anonymous
>>717293
X-2, unless dreams don't have any 'nads
>> Anonymous
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and unlaid HAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
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The virginiest virgin that ever vergined.
>> Anonymous
>>717519
*virgined
Fuck, too much DMC.
>> Anonymous
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Because Seishirou is a stupid like that
>> Anonymous
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All of them, I'd say. Species nearly extinct and all that.
>> Anonymous
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>>717519

Oh, come on. He gets tenderly raped on at least a monthly basis.
>> Anonymous
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>>717386
Tobi might be, but Madara definitely can't be. Far too old and too virile not to have taken advantage of some chick somewhere along the line. I mean, shit, he could HYPNOTIZE THE KYUUBI!

<<<< this uchiha was thirteen when he died, so clearly he qualifies.
>> Anonymous
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despite his brain, I'm guessing that Leeron hasn't found anyone willing to touch his gay drag-queen ass, not with the way everyone responds to his innuendos.

Too bad. I'd hit that with a hammer.
>> Anonymous
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too much sister-con
>> Anonymous
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>>716820
Not if I was in the Naruto world.
>>717286
Leesexual.

I don't belibe no one posted Yugi yet.
>> Anonymous
>>717666

>>>716820
>Not if I was in the Naruto world.
Dude. Pedophilia for the lose. He's, what? Six or seven in that shot? Eww!
>> Anonymous
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>>717685
in b4 a genuine response
>> Anonymous
>>717685
genuine response- I meant when he is older, like now, in shipuuden.
>> Anonymous
>>717693
And by the way- not "dude", but "dudett".
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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...Until Keith got his hands on him, that is.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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/thread
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>717699
>And by the way- not "dude", but "dudett".

... Dudett is not even a fucking word. I'm pretty sure that>>717685wasn't *calling* you a dude, anyway.

gb2/california/ and learn how to use "dude" right
>> Anonymous
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>>717742
Wrong. He totally got laid.
>> Anonymous
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>>717756
Yeah. I remember one was some woman he bought to have sex with and another is this dude.
>> Anonymous
>>717752
Is too.
>> Anonymous
>>717741
Awesome
>> Anonymous
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>>717756
>>716661

Loveless makes it so easy.
>> Anonymous
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>>717480
Given that Sanji spazzes out like a retard whenever he has the slightest chance with a woman, I don't think there's any way he's gotten laid. Poor boy would pass out if a girl went for his junk.
>> Anonymous
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funny how in anime, most of the really attractive guys have never gotten close to getting some.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>716689
holy shit learn what "wryyy" means, it has nothing to do with "why".
>> Anonymous
>>717827
He would've gotten laid, but Dahlia kinda fucked up his chances with that whole poison thing.

What a bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>717828

Wait until Doumeki gets his way [The never possible day CLAMP stops cockteasing].
>> Anonymous
>>717741
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>717835
Don't remind me.
>> Anonymous
>>717089
in the last episode he has a son

>>717741
made me lol
>> Anonymous
>>717827

Are you high? He's had more sex than everyone else in Ace Attorney-land put together.

>>717783
'dudette,' not that it matters.
Please stop being a faggot.
in b4 'BUT I'M A GIRL, LOL'.
>> Anonymous
>>717827
Wait wut??
>> Tired Anon !EHsj4EGwIQ
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And for shame, no Uyru Ishida?
>> Anonymous
>>717871
Yeah, I'm with that Anon. Godot must've gotten some bitches in high school or something.
>> Anonymous
>>717827

DELETE YOUR MISFIRE
>> Anonymous
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>>717868

No one considers BAD END canon. At least don't bring it up in /a/...

Besides, posting shota isn't really fair is it?
>> Anonymous
>>717757
Oh wow. Am off to read the manga now.
>> Anonymous
>>717396
LIES. I know Lelouch fucked that.
>> =3
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Considering the way he reacts to women...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>718138
Wow. I'm going to go read the manga now!
>> Anonymous
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Cause haruhi aint ever gonna put out for him
>> Anonymous
>>718224

T_____T I WAIT FOR THE DAY
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>718224
I'd rather it be Kyo, but no matter WHO it is it'll never happen. The apocalypse will roll in first.
>> Anonymous
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>>718224
Nekozawa would like to volunteer
>> Anonymous
>>717757
lol what volume is this?
>> Anonymous
>>716763
Pfft, no way. Peony was totally doing him in the latter half of the game.
Actually...Peony probably did most of the characters at one point or another.
>> Anonymous
>>718305

/r/ for a larger pic of this! o_o
>> Anonymous
this thread has been fucking hilarious! thanks /cm/ you have just proven to me why you are the fucking BEST board on all of 4chan!

no image, alas, cuz... full!
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>>717716
>>717742
i find it great that gintoki and sensei are in both the virgin and the star-fucker threads. we really can't know, can we?

however
<<<<<<<<<<<
definitely
>> Anonymous
>>717741

lmao, true
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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All of them
>> Anonymous
>>717827
WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU. Far from being a virgin, Godot is the exact opposite. He is a FILTHY WHORE and that is why we love him.
>> Anonymous
>>717741
/thread, indeed.
>> Anonymous
>>717825

God yes, as any reader of this extended cock-tease is painfully aware of
>> Anonymous
>>716719
i can believe L got some more then i could Near.
>> Anonymous
>>716689