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Sasori Thread! My name? It are Kat :3
From the makers who braught you the Deidara thread it's.. THE SASORI THREEEAAADAH!

I need some new ones to make signatures >>
Chibi.. nguagn..
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I still don't know what the fuck his hair color is yet!
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Ahem. Its red. The cover of volume 31 shows it.
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Desu. Fixed, sorry.
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I'm curious. Any SasoDei fans here prefer Saso!uke over Dei!uke? e.e Personally, I like Dei!uke better, because Sasori's too much of a dominant motherfucker to whimper and cower beneath a dumb blonde like Deidara who wouldn't even know how to fuck him right without finally pissing Sasori off by attemtping to stick it in his ear out of confusion and fear.
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Oops, no file posted, because I am a retard.
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ITS SASORI I PROMISE IT IS
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Sweet.. I like it red.

And his eyes? Green!?
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>>261764
I lol'd.

They both look like uke's to me, haha.
But I prefer Dei on bottom~
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Same. There's just that quality about Deidara that screams uke though. If you call him 'master', you know you're his bitch.
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I wish. No, red also. Just google 'naruto volume 31' in imagesearch, and you'll get the cover.

oops, posted Deidara in a Sasori thread. Onoes, thet drama!
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>>261764
I always prefered Deidara as the uke~ Sasori is just a control freak so... XD"
>> Anonymous
Have we been reading the same manga?
Deidara's only 'uke' quality is that he calls Sasori for his 'master', which is out of respect by the way.
Respect /=/ uke.
Deidara is badass, he's not a whimpy little highschool girl that cried when Sasori died, no, he MOCKED him. Mocked Sasori and everything Sasori's art was about, which is pretty huge for an artist.
Deidara would never let Sasori rape him, Deidara would never show his fear like you think he would.
Deidara is not a whimpy uke.
Sheesh.
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>Deidara would never let Sasori rape him, Deidara would never show his fear like you think he would.

I personally don't think there's anyone in the series that would just let anyone rape them without a fight. No one in the series would just submit and squeal "No, please don't...!" while the other has their way with him. They're ninjas, for crying out loud.

That being said, a character can be "uke" without being weak or weepy or being raped. There are willing ukes.
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We are reading the same manga, and I disagree. My opinion is that Deidara's dumb, Sasori's smart, both of these qualities being expressed greatly in their choice of art. Sasori liking art that contains hand-made detail that lasts forever, and Deidara liking the sort that you can create in a pinch, and dispose of quickly, therefore not using as much brain power as his older partner. Although I am not saying he's completely stupid, I'm saying Sasori is smarter, and would weasel his way from being on bottom, to shoving the blonde against the wall, and fucking his brains out. Sasori's size is not apart of the equation either, since we know he can switch bodies easily.

And as for not showing fear, I don't think Sasori would, either. Come on. A 40-year-old cowering under a little just-over-18 brat?

"Onoes, a kid with a 6" cock is gonna raep me!! *emotear*"

That's just how I see it though, don't take it to offense. Sasori makes a great uke for Orochimaru though, IMHO.
>> Anonymous
>>262394
Deidara's dumb? You've been looking at too much crack fanart.

And as for "shoving the blonde against the wall, and fucking his brains out", Sasori would never take the initiative. He's an incredibly reserved person. The only thing both Sasori and Deidara get hard-ons for is art.
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What's with all the talk of rape? Everyone in this thread needs to shut the fuck up and post more Sasori.
>> Anonymous
>>261764
>to whimper and cower beneath

PROTIP: MEN CAN TAKE IT UP THE ASS WITHOUT BECOMING LITTLE GIRLS. FASCINATING AND OVERWHELMING ISN'T IT?
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Just what I thought... now more Sasori please.
>> Anonymous
>>262394
Sasori's thirty.

And Deidara's age is unknown.

YOU FAIL.

GTFO.
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tl;dr

There are enough internet fights as is, why do it here?
>> Anonymous
>>262556
Welcome to 4chan
>> Anonymous
>>262394
Despite what Anne Rice would have you believe, anal sex is not rape. Okay little fangirl? Men can have buttsex without one having to rape another.
>> Anonymous
>>262558
word.
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ignore Dei in this pick.. has nothing better..

I prefear Dei as uke.