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Anonymous
Dear /cm/

I'm writing a book, hopefully to be enjoyed by everyone, but particularly /cm/ surfers.

What elements or other things should I include to please my fellow lovers of slash fiction/art without basically turning the book into a full blown boyorgee?

After all, seems that the shows that have hardly any actual homosexual element (Naruto, Death Note, Phoenix Wright, etc) have waaaayyy more of a slashbase than really gayed-up stuff, like, say, Yami no Matsuei.

Remember, you can't spell subtext without buttsex!! (No, seriously.)

Also, moe boys ITT. ACTUAL moe boys, not just masculine anime guys (like Light and L) watered down to look like traps.
>> Anonymous
twincest is a must. see the ouran twins if you need references.

also, a catboy is fine too.
>> Anonymous
right, got it. dunno about the twinsex, but I'll be sure to include a pinch of cat, fairy, and emo.

also, setting up the scene for some stepbrother-slash.
>> Atagamay
There needs to be glasses and a violin. Either on the same person or two different people. And someone with two different color eyes. And a guy who seems agressive and vaguely psycho but turns out to just be unhappy and maybe not all there.

Those are just some hangups of mine, though. XD
>> Anonymous
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>>349884
Yes, twincest is a definte must. And while a catboy is fine, it might be nice to include another type of lesser seen hybrid boy too (like a foxboy or tanukiboy, etc).

Rivals are a must
>> story time !8FVLUWj/us
Is this a actual book? Or just a Fictionpress type of thing?
>> ­
What makes things slashy is that the 'uke' character follows:
The Height Rule
The Age Rule &
The Blonde Rule

Also Step-brothers(Zomg! Not Actually!)incest is pretty awesome. -_^
>> Anonymous
Actual book. I'm not gonna pretend I know what /cm/ wants and then write some crappy little shibang. You'll get an actual story to go with your slashfest.
>> Anonymous
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>>349936
Really now? Sounds interesting

I personally like red hair, glasses, scars, tattoos, collars. Doesn't have to be all on the same guy (though that would be rather awesome.

Also, aggressive ukes are nice, especially if you already have the traditional shy whiny crybaby uke in your story
>> Atagamay
Oh, and there should be a hospital scene. I know medical themes go over well with more than a few of us here.
>> Anonymous
>>349936
when it comes out, jpegrar it here plx, and email me a copy ^.^
mr_blank@bigfoot.com
>> Atagamay
I'll want a copy e-mailed to me, too!

RedDestiny@Comcast.net
>> Anonymous
I know the Subaru in my initial post serves as kind of an irony to this, but he's the only whiny, moe uke I like.

The main character will be a sarcastic little rascal.
>> Anonymous
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>>349956
Indeed <3
>> Anonymous
>>349956
Yes on the hospital scene! Someone needs to be bedridden for at least a few days, and his love interest needs to be by his side, holding his hand or something.
>> Anonymous
>>349905
>Excellent advise to follow. If you want the story to be nothing more than useless fantard crap.
>> Anonymous
Uke's, in my opinion, are usually pretty unhappy guys. Thus, Naruto porn (which is still shouta, even now they're only, what, 15 in teh series?) should have Sasuke bottom. Hell, his name, at least in english, has UKE in it for fuck's sake!(not sure about the kanji)

Also, someone who likes to bottom, may be insecure. But they also REALLY like the dick. Believe me, I should know.
>> Anonymous
Oh my god, do want. Do you have a website or something that I can check up on to see information on this? If not, please email me at otimestwo@yahoo.com. I would love you forever.

Also, fight scenes. Not wimpy ones either. Lots of blood, probably what leads to said hospital scene.
>> Anonymous
>ITT gaiafags and underage b&

Just make a shitty sterotypical story and prepare to be laughed at.
>> Anonymous
Fanservice > plot, apparently.
>> Anonymous
>>350000
GET!
>> Anonymous
A guy in the sink.
>> Anonymous
I was about to sage this thread because of your post, but someone copied this post and posted it in /a/ first and they're making fun of you, so I'm not gonna bother.
>> Anonymous
>>350015
Whurre?
>> Atagamay
Also, I think there should be a scene where someone sits in a bay window while it's raining outside. I've always thought that scenes like that were peaceful and nice. Very relaxing.
>> Anonymous
Jerks.

Because hot jerks makes the sexiest things.

And a little mini spirit/creatur/child/something that's kinda trying to get some... wierd situations or just be a loyal sidekick to one of the characters and stuff.
>> Anonymous
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fight scenes, rivals
>> Anonymous
>>350015
o rly??
>> Anonymous
>>349957
>>349959

are you two retarded? Why the HELL would you EVER post your e-mail on 4chan? I feel the need to sign you up for porn mailing lists just to teach you a lesson! Imagine if this shit gets on /b/!

Also, saging for ridiculous post. Pandering to fandom does not make for a good book. Obvious fanservice makes all plots suck.
>> Atagamay
>>350583
Yes, some of this would be nice as well.

>>350558
I've had my e-mail here for as long as I've been posting. It's as easy as clicking on my name. I just have it there in case someone would want to contact me for some reason.
>> Anonymous
>>351190
lol whut. Learn to quote the correct posts.
>> huh? Anonymous
>>351221
Did you actually take the time to go back and look? What's the point of all that? Did you REALLY even have to point it out?
>> Atagamay
>>351221
Damn. Atagamay must be going blind. Blind from too much internets. XD
>> Anonymous
>>351287go back and look
Uh, dumbass, the post in question was directly above it. Only a blind person could have missed that. You know, peripheral vision and all that jazz. Not to mention the replies had nothing to do with the posts.
>> Anonymous
I personally like ukes to be energetic and happy. I also like uke/uke :P
>> Anonymous
What you need is a strong seme, not muscular, but tall and handsome,older than the uke, he should start of colder and not very nice and the uke has to warm him into a nicer person, a uke that sticks with the man no matter how much it hurts. That's love!
>> Anonymous
Stupidest post of the week, you win a rubber band.
>> Anonymous
>>351418

That's clichè.
>> Anonymous
>>349878
needs mysterious badass that every guy/girl wants to fuck. every epic game/show/book/movie has one.
>> Anonymous
>>351425
cliché is spelled this way

>>349878
>ACTUAL moe boys, not just masculine anime guys (like Light and L) watered down to look like traps.
>not just masculine anime guys (like Light and L) watered down to look like traps.
>masculine anime guys (like Light and L) watered down
>masculine (like Light and L)
>masculine
>> Anonymous
I would totally read a book that incorporated every single one of the suggestions in this thread. It would be hysterical.
>> Anonymous
>>349901Or just a Fictionpress
Thread over.
>> Anonymous
>>351418
That's been done to death
Anonymous wants something new
>> Anonymous
>>351385
What the fuck is uke/uke?

Saged for fucking gaiafags.
>> Anonymous
>>351828
Yaoi stuff. I just recently discovered the terms too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uke_%28manga%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seme
>> Anonymous
stupidest thread I've ever seen on /cm/. Congrats.
>> Anonymous
sage
>> Anonymous
>>351879

Way to fail impossibly hard.
>> Anonymous
>>351418

That's good!


Also, remember not to give the uke too much personality. Clinginess and whininess is good, but if he has too much of a spine, that'll just be a total turn-off.

And there shouldn't be any decent female characters (except maybe a cool, open-minded female friend who tries to help her gay friend with guys or something like that), and either the seme or the uke should have an evil stalker-bitch who tries to break up the true love. Giving her any redeeming qualities is a big no-no.

There should be some evil dude who's completely obsessed with the uke and who tries to rape him etc. He probably succeeds, too, so the uke's true love can save come him and give him healing sex.

And if the seme (true love) rapes him, that's okay, because he's SO hot, and it's about LOVE. The villain could be the true love too, and he becomes good and sweet at the end because the uke's huge, tearfilled, sapphire blue orbs of angelic doom is so touching and innocent the villain gives up (most of) his evil ways.