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Anonymous
I could come up with a lot of reasons for being a virgin internet loser cruising /cm/, but lately the foremost reason in my mind is how slowly nearly all of the guys I know are maturing.
All the guys I meet have the mental age of 8-10 year olds. It's bad enough that I have to deal with their shitfit temper tantrums and irritating bids for attention and validation at my job, I can't imagine actually WANTING to have one of these loathesome presences in my life, even for only a few hours a week.
Sometimes I hear them whining and I just want to say, "This exact same problem is something I figured out and got over more than 10 years ago." Where the fuck have they been, a bubble?
At any rate, the concept of having sex with any of them? I'd feel like I was raping a little kid or a retarded person, because they're just that fucking stunted. I have to constantly rein myself in, use gentle, small words, handle them with kid gloves because they're so tender and delicate.
There are plenty of exceptions, of course there are, but y'know, fuck it. I don't need one of these, at all. Fish, bicycle, etc. If a good one comes up, I'll know, but in the meantime, sincerely fuck it.
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