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Once upon a time... 2-D
In this thread, we tell a story.

Once upon a time...
(Any characters welcome.)
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There was a young man confused about his sexuality.
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So he decided to... Experiment.
>> Z3r02007
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First a little crossdressing...
>> Anonymous
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Then he reailized this thread was turning into a corny romance novel so....
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He started singing on the corner to pay his bills.
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He wasn't doing too well...starving artist ploy ensued.
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And his mom got scared!
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So he decided to become a doctor
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But med school was really hard so he started drinking.
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While drunk he got married...
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To this guy.
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And they had a child...
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They found her in the Walmart parking lot.
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They later found out that "she" was really a "he" when...
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L started dancing.
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He showed them his 'sitar'.
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This guy showed up for a prostate exam.
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"She" was kidnapped by THIS guy.
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...who "she" ended up marrying...
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which lead to a life of CRIME.
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...and sex
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Then, with one glance goodbye, the guy took off.
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WHEN SUDDENLY
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Hughes tons of them jumped...
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and Raito demanded a game of go
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which he only lost because
>> Anonymous
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He saw Near in a dress! <3
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and screamed
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And screamed some more until
>> Anonymous
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Some one told him to shut it or else.
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And he was all like "Fine, I will."
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And the other guy was like "Good."
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then suddenly demons appeared and
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He slayed them. But
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HE appeared
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...who put everyone under a spell that made everything look like a pinata to their eyes, until-
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He started to dance "the time warp" of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, thrusting his hips back and forth frantically until...
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- these two appeared to take him back to the asylum.
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But the asylum appeared to have moved...
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so they went on a journey to look for it
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Just then...
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a cat appeared.
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and the cat did really nasty things to him
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Then they fell in love.
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Because a cat really was fine too!
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But a cat wasn't good enough for his sexual appetite, so...
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BUMB!
>> Anonymous
>>231697

THE FUCK?? D:
>> Anonymous
Bumb motherfuckers!!
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He decided it was time for a change but was too tied up at the moment...
>> Anonymous
>>231697
>>231691
Sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>231731
>>231740
This thread is now about bumb.

Gosh you guys are pretty bumb.
>> Anonymous
Someone must screencap!
>> Anonymous
screencap what?
MORE!
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Which was a shame because Ash was in love with him too...
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So then he went fucking crazy untill...
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He remembered his daughter.
>> Anonymous
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Who was actually his son; who humbly requests for a continuation of this story.

THE END.

(of a chapter.)