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So I've started Crisis Core and I'm hoping for super secret AU ending. It's the only thing can keep me from BAAWing the whole time. Maybe happy Zack can keep my mind off where this whole trip is headed.

ITT Puppy
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Eurofag here, what is this supasekrit ending everyone is talking about? Only in the US version? Preferably uh, without spoilers, plox.
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MOAR sephiroth/genesis
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First Game I ever cried in. I still can't listen to the song at the end without tearing up
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>>779661

Hopeless dreaming. Square wouldn't be that nice.
>> Anonymous
what do you mean by AU ending? i have the us version and i beat it so i may be able to help you.
>> Anonymous
>>779853

For the events of Final Fantasy VII to happen, Zack has to die. I was jokingly hoping for alternate universe GOOD END where everyone lives happily ever after. It wont happen. I'll just have to BAAAW and deal with it.
>> Anonymous
>>778670
I want the super secret AU ending where Zack gets tired of those two canon staggeringly extreme Mary Sues, Cissnei and Aerith, and casts Ultima and Costly Punch on them, then every summons in the book on their blackened, charred, greasy raw Sue-age remains.

And Seph hooks up with Angeal with Angeal seme as Zack tops Cloud. Hellll yeah.
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>>779873
Thanks, you can go back to Gaia now. Fucking fangirls.
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>>779876
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>>779878

It was a bad post and they should feel bad. I'm not ever the one that saged, but that fangirl shit pisses me off. I'm tolerant shonen ai in my fandoms, even when they make no sense, but I don't tolerate being a retard.

And look, you confused the puppy.
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>>779887

Look, I was so mad I typoed everywhere.

Just post pics and stop being retarded /cm/.
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>>779873

sage for retard
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>>779873

Why'd you have to go and fuck up my perfectly nice thread? Zack deserves better then this.
>> Anonymous
>>Why'd you have to go and fuck up my perfectly nice thread? Zack deserves better then this.

Made another one?
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Yaoi fangirls that put anything with anything ruin my fandom.

However, I do like Z/C. And only Z/C. Have some.
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>>780953

Z/C can be cute and part of that comes from how affectionate is with everyone he likes, but honestly Zack likes the ladies too much for it to be even remotely canon. I'm perfectly happy with that too. He and Aerith are adorable, actually.
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So moe my lungs collapsed
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>>781029
Ah yes, how could I forget? Bi people don't exist. Not that I'm arguing for Z/C cannon, but WTF?
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>>781096
Threesome pairings don't seem to exist either.
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Eh, I just don't see him being bi (I don't how you got the idea that I think bi people don't exist). There is a distinct difference in how interacts with girls then how he interacts with his male cohorts. Of course, I learned a long time ago that two men in a fandom can't be friends without them being gay for each other. Frankly its got to the point where they don't even have to meet for fangirls to decide they want each other's pants. And if they hate each other with a fiery passion, oh god. It's all just cover for their lust.

I've guess I've just gotten jaded. Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem shonen ai themes or art (or even full blown yaoi if it makes sense). I think its cute. Just don't take it so goddamn seriously or pretend its canon when its not.

tl;dr can't we all just get along?
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>>781180

Actually I've seen threesomes with Cloud, Zack, and Aerith. Couldn't post those here anyway, though.
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>>781096

Zack hits on girls non-stop in the game. It's possible for guys to have caring relationships and not be gay. Aerith is the last person on his mind, not Cloud or even Angeal. And no, I don't believe in bi people.

Ignore Aerith.
>> Anonymous
>>781474And no, I don't believe in bi people.

Well, fuck off.
>> Anonymous
>>781474

Whatever, Zack is not Canon gay, get over it.
>> Anonymous
Zack is very, very straight and that's what I like about him. You don't see a lot of manly men leading the way in an FF game. There's Seph, Angeal, and Genesis if you want a faggy threesome. If they were any gayer they'd have their own reality show on Bravo.
>> Anonymous
>>781505

Get Angeal out of it and I'd like to see pictures.
>> Anonymous
>>781512

=( Never any love for Angeal...
>> Anonymous
>>781474
>>I don't believe in bi people.

this must be your first time on 4chan
>> Anonymous
>>781519

Angeal is a buffet of manliness, far too manly or either Seph or Genesis. Honestly, I think Seph is asexual, he's too busy being bat shit insane to be thinking about sex. Genesis is probably straight, but even in canon there is no real evidence one way or the other. I imagine him charming girls by reading poetry, taking them back to fancy Midgar loft apartment, then never calling them again. They would simply be objects for his pleasure to be discarded.
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>>781538

While your straight Genesis makes me laugh, he's too bat shit crazy trying to be better than Sephiroth. He even degrades himself to name calling. Best Yet, when he's done with Seph he moves on to Zack! He must always be harrassing someone or he can't pretend to be happy.
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Back to the Puppy plz
>> Anonymous
Genesis is straight as a fucking Slinky. He is made of GAY and APPLES. And Gackt. He is a poor man's Sephiroth. He is bad fanfic writer's attempt to be interesting. He is a fashion catastrophe. He is a rehash of a rehash of a rehash that they don't even have the Goddamned decency to kill off at the end. He is a wretched, ill-conceived Mary Sue MacGuffin.

Angeal is sexy. He just has no fucking motivation nor reason to be in the game beyond passing off a very retarded sword. All Squeenix knows how to do is clone Sephiroth.
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>>781565
This is the fucking truth.
>> Anonymous
>>781565

That would be because Nomura himself is gay for Gackt AND Sephiroth.
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seconded
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moar sephiroth?
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>>781529

You'd be wrong. But I won't tl;dr you. Sage for lack of contribution.
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>>781564

Sauce?
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Quit yer fuckin' whining, you horde of underage ban.

I'm 26, and I cried just as hard as you hormonal teenagers at Crisis Core. We're all fanboys/girls here.

Don't mind Angeal.