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are you uke or seme? post results
http://semeuke.com/
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innocent uke.
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What the fuck? People that switch don't exist now?
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>>777823
FUCK YOU AND YOU'RE SWITCHING. THIS WORLD IS BLACK AND WHITE.
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opportunist seme
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i'm just a fagget.
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Innocent Uke....
Lol
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You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme


ROFL, i have no life.
And i agree with thsi result
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ITT underage b& abusing retarded stereotypes.
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I lol'd so fucking hard because it's so true.

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
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Flaming Uke
>> Anonymous
these questions are so old and predictable. why did they need a .com?
>> Anonymous
>>777826
FUCK! I'M SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF! PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND MY NON-STEREOTYPICAL WAYS!
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>>777850
THE FUCK WERE YOU THINK? THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GRAY, NIGGER.
>> Anonymous
Am I the only one that notices that the retardeded fangirl definition for seme/uke, and the way it is applied, is extremely homophobic by nature?

Seme = Man, usually a dominating rapist that preys on the weak.

Uke = A weak crybaby chick with a dick that's entire existence is only to suck cock and get fucked.


How is this not the same as some homophobe going on about how gays are nothing but rapist and weak he-bitches?
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[img]http://www.semeuke.com/images/sgk.gif[/img]
[b]You are a Chibi Seme![/b]
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. <br>
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
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You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Very yes.
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>>777839
Got the same
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>>777860
Calm down lad, it's just a bit of stupid stereotypical fun.
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>>777860
I dream of a world in which, looking at the cover of a yaoi manga, you will not be able of tell who's topping by the LOOKS alone.
>> Anonymous
I dream of a manga where the seme cries and whines like a bitch. Where switching happens on the regular and isn't just some rare occasion where the one normally on the bottom isn't able to get it up and they agree in a fit of tears to never try switching ever again.

Of a couple where the one on the top is younger and the one on the bottom is older. Where there bodies are similar and look like men instead of teenage girls.

I wish for this manga-- Oh wait, it does exist...
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>>777886
It does? Name, plz!
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You are a Chibi Seme!

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

Im thankful I'am a man.
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Badass Uke. I agree.
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>>777906
Haru wo Daite. Anything by Mika Sadahiro or Kodaka Kazuma is good too.
>> Anonymous
Yeah I like switches we need to see more of that
>> Anonymous
>>777930
> Kodaka Kazuma

Ignore some of her older stuff (full of seme/uke stereotype bullshit). Bad Teacher's Equation and Sex Therapist are pretty good.
>> Anonymous
I want to take the damn quiz, but I fear the sudden increase in my Weeabooness if I do so.

Sage for meme.
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>>777881
I totally agree with that. Switching is good.

Normally uke is just woman with a dick. Really. It's so pathethic. I thinked that yaoi should be two men fucking but I guess I was wrong, cuz everyone else think different...
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Clueless Uke... :(
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>>777838
Dammit, I knew something was up with those retarded-ass choices. My excuse is that I'm straight
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>Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
>Least compatible with: Badass Uke

Wrong.
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oh god the art fucking sucks
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:D CLUELESS UKE.

I am cute and adorable. :3
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>>777839
Got the same thing.

>>777974

How right you are.
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>>777974
Made by Paint I guess?
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You are a Clueless Uke!

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
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opportunistic seme. y hello thar
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You are an Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
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>>778170
>You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears,

So an innocent uke is basically a child like retard?
>> Anonymous
You are an Innocent Uke!

WHY AM I SO RAPEABLE?!
;_;
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>>778188
You are an Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Entire thing.
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>>777974
everybody post some good art now.
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>>777951
That's what I got, too.

>>778170
>>778190
>>777821
Hello.
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>>777834

I should have that result.

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
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Romantic seme...?
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This quiz is probably the dumbest shit I've ever taken. Oh well.

Chibi Seme here. Will fuck Flaming Uke.
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Clueless uke here. Apparently being a normal human being who isn't constantly thinking about evil shit, sex, or how useless I am makes me clueless.

This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen in my life.
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You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're both able to keep each other in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

Strange, i swore i got a different result last time i did this...
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Clueless Uke, my ASS. Whoever made that website needs to go out and get laid BIG TIME.
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Chibi seme? What the fucking shit?

Most stupid, stereotypical quiz I've ever taken in my life.
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I facepalm.jpg'd all through this quiz.

my results:

You are an Opportunist Seme!

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke
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Chibi seme.

:|
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You are an Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
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Flaming Uke here.
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No.
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You are a Sadistic Seme!

It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.

Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Least compatible with: Everyone else

Ohohohoho.
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>>777881
I dream of a /cm/ in which, 16 year old girls did'nt run rampant making shitty threads that drip with underage b&/gaia LJ fags
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You are a Romantic Seme!

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.
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>>778503
Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
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You are a Flaming Uke!

One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.

Most compatible with: Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme
>> Anonymous
I'm a ... flaming uke?

What a waste of time.
>> Anonymous
>>777881
Why must you set my hopes up for a world that will never be? :<

In during "4chan is not your personal blog"
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>>778538
Stop reading shitty yaoi manga aimed at teenage girls and maybe you will see that world has become a reality.