Are you up for a game, /cm/?ITT we write crack crossover fic. One line each. Next poster MUST change fandom and/or introduce new characters.One foggy morning, Kaiji was roughly awakened by someone knocking insistently on his door.
"I'm going to bite you to death" said Hibari, as he smashed the door open and grinned maliciously.
"You've caught me at an awkward time, sir" stated Mello, who had then been caught in Kaiji's bed.
"Why hello there, children," greeted Ali, smirking maliciously. "Does anyone here need a lift?"
>>738753Excuse me while I masturbate to the mental image....said Sahara, popping out from the bathroom where he'd been hiding all along.
Hey everybody, can I come too?
"I approve everything that has happened thus far" commented Char, who just so happened to be walking past Kaiji's apartment.
"My car has air conditioning, so shall we talk in there?" Ooishi said, popping his head into Kaiji's doorway, holding his badge up.
"Hold everything! Kaiji-san, I've been assigned to collect your debt, you owe 30 million," shouted Kitarou.
"C-can it at least wait until I get some clothes on?" Kaiji stammered, edging away from Kitarou.
This thread. It is delicious.
"I will kill everyone in this area," Light internally monologued.
"Oh noes,please Light don't do it....!"
"Hey, has anyone seen Kyo-san?" Shingo asked, looking around the room.
"I'M IN DESPAIR!!!"
"Oh crap! What a crazy dream!"