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Are you up for a game, /cm/?
ITT we write crack crossover fic. One line each. Next poster MUST change fandom and/or introduce new characters.

One foggy morning, Kaiji was roughly awakened by someone knocking insistently on his door.
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"I'm going to bite you to death" said Hibari, as he smashed the door open and grinned maliciously.
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"You've caught me at an awkward time, sir" stated Mello, who had then been caught in Kaiji's bed.
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"Why hello there, children," greeted Ali, smirking maliciously. "Does anyone here need a lift?"
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Excuse me while I masturbate to the mental image.

...said Sahara, popping out from the bathroom where he'd been hiding all along.
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Hey everybody, can I come too?
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"I approve everything that has happened thus far" commented Char, who just so happened to be walking past Kaiji's apartment.
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"My car has air conditioning, so shall we talk in there?" Ooishi said, popping his head into Kaiji's doorway, holding his badge up.
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"Hold everything! Kaiji-san, I've been assigned to collect your debt, you owe 30 million," shouted Kitarou.
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"C-can it at least wait until I get some clothes on?" Kaiji stammered, edging away from Kitarou.
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This thread. It is delicious.
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"I will kill everyone in this area," Light internally monologued.
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"Oh noes,please Light don't do it....!"
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"Hey, has anyone seen Kyo-san?" Shingo asked, looking around the room.
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"I'M IN DESPAIR!!!"
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"Oh crap! What a crazy dream!"