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ITT, we post an image that we think is thoughtfully rendered, stylishly inventive, or harmoniously composed, followed by a string of gibberish.

Any gibberish is accepted, whether or not it is in any kind of recognizable language.

I will start.

neek neek iffshner haag! vrsssil
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hindle googlok jamniish ya? famglen!
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th e be d w as as f luff y as a use d car
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universe
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Woman, fetch me my slippers!
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moaimoaimoai
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Gloop! Gloop gloop zzrrzrzrzrzzzzzzz...
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ita vero. wir fühlen uns ein Ameisenigel.
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mmmrrkor
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WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
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Zawzawzawz.
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Ahyuk ahyuk ahyuk
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??r???plkjhgf?s?xc???????????????????????
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eins zwei dreivierteltakt, guten morgen
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DICKS DICKS DICKS
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Now play the Serenadinocturnuet of Fowagrfisp

[seriously, who listened to him ramble..]
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Timotei Timotei Timotei~!
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kiyudeshka niew domrecko.
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As'hod ynnot 'ts omar hum!
økaarna, Ashod!
paarmula, Ashod!
ons e yundsaar, os cassodt Orr't!

Ish, Ish Kay'in, Kay'in horrim Umb!
crsk, crsk ild som baärim!
Forrim alb som pilsom, hara
rikkor, rikkor werldt ba m?s
haa mos apud ihrrim, hara
rikkor, rikkor veln ba mos
rikkor, rikkor veln ba mos!

Knil ik har nos eb har niim,
peirn al'tarkk, ba
oton e Imbörlsz, ba
Os unvilhim, os mar hib!
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I NEED SCISSORS! 61!
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beat it against the gorund and blood came out
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Shstrj aasshh urrr iilessss sksaai alaami ajajak aiirian! :<
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17¢
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please cancel my subscription
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(10 - x) = (x + 3)
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wheet whoot wurbly hergibuckis
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gibber jabber wib woam bib bomb boom
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DAMN THE TWO NEEDLES FULL OF SPEED AHEAD
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>>583321
you gota dip, ya gota doodle. you gota-eat grandmas strudle. cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch.
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narrrrr
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Icthyoctorhypussaurus.
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düm-di-düm-di-di
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snrsd ocyvfstw stoetncch aanchmaur ahoriire taoi
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What time zone are YOU in?
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woo woo choo choo
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Snape kills Trinity with Rosebud
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Only not same air taste mine hurt
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
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Make me yours, Chairman Mao.
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Climbing the write of yet than grass lies.

(btw, most of these are shit. step it up /cm/patriots)
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End misfile conquer love
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Known Some Call Is Air Am
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>>584638
Which is to say

I am not what I used to be.
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Fall up hukum
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Iluofusomch
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BLARGH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I'M DEAD LOL
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bloo.
blee!
bloo.
blee!
bloo.
blee!
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bebbebeb babbabebbebab neekkekkeennek!
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Hottentottententententoonstelling in 't stad
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BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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