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EEK!!! Anonymous
DEIDARA!! I think our beloved Mad Bomber's about to cark it!

And dude is Sasuke ever an ugly fuck in that second level curse seal form or whatever
>> Anonymous
>>388594
gb2 gaia
>> Anonymous
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>And dude is Sasuke ever an ugly fuck in that second level curse seal form or whatever
What, he isn't always an ugly fuck? Itachi is infinitely hotter. And not a self-pitying emo kid, which wins by default.

But I can tell you right now what will happen. Sasuke will kill Deidara, level up, taunt Naruto, mope, level up, mope some more, kill Itachi, realize his existence is now meaningless, mope, ponder suicide, Naruto swoops in and gives the big BFF speech while Sakura cries, Sasuke cries and collapses as he confesses he never really hated Naruto and he was the only friend he ever had and is so so sorry, Naruto cries, Sakura cries harder and runs to hug him, he hugs back, Naruto joins for a group hug, Kakashi is late yet again, they all go back to the village, Sasuke smiles, then everyone smiles, and they lived happily ever after. Way. Too. Fucking. Predictable.
>> Anonymous
>>388994
you forgot the part where Tobi is revealed to be Obito, he and Kakashi have a confrontation before he's turned to the good side, Yondaime is revealed to be Naruto's father to absolutely no one's surprise, more villains are introduced and killed off with no backstory or explanation for their existence, the Akatsuki leader is killed by Naruto's super ultimate unstoppable technique that will kill him if he uses it.. except surprise, it doesn't kill him. and so on.
>> Anonymous
>>388994
qft
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>>389027
Christ shut the fuck up. Why can't Tobi be fucking Tobi?

Oh and the gay ninjas get hitched.
>> Anonymous
>>389055
Because Kishimoto couldn't write an original plot twist to save his life, hence the Tobito theory.
>> Anonymous
Deidara will be fine.
>> Suishijuu
>>389071
Indeed.
>> Anonymous
It's almost as if Kishimoto sits in his little studio with an RSS feed of character popularity. Whoever tops the list gets killed. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out to be one of those "EVERYONE DIES. THE END." anime/manga.
>> Kyasurin
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I hope he's going to be okay. :(
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>> Anonymous
Rocks fall?
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>> Kyasurin
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Deidara is really the only character from the Rock village that we know anything about. Kishi can't just go kill him off. >_< It's not just that of course, Deidara is one of the sexiest anime characters to ever exist.
>> Kyasurin
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>> Anonymous
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>>389081
This was certainly the case with Haku. It's like Kishimoto is doing his damnedest to eliminate Sasuke's competition. Haku continued to dominate popularity polls long after his death though.
>> Kyasurin
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>>389098
He might as well name the damn manga "Sasuke" already.
>> Kyasurin
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>>389098
Wow good point, I never thought of it that way. Kishi killing off everyone he can who rivals Sasuke in popularity. lol.
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>> Suishijuu
>>389101
That's because "everyone" loves Sasuke, the emo-bitch. Everyone being NOT US. Or at least not me.
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>>389106
I don't like him either. If he kills Deidara you know what....he will have basically killed my 2 favourite characters. Because Orochimaru is my 2nd favourite after Deidara. I was really upset with what happened to Oro. And that Kabuto+Oro thing that happened recently, I don't really consider that Oro. I don't think Oro's consciousness is there, which is basically what makes a character who they are. I don't think that old Oro will ever be coming back.

Thanks Sasuke if you end up killing BOTH my favourite characters.
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>>389110
Oh and I forgot to mention, if he does kill them both it will also have been in a short span of time. Because it was not that long ago, the fight Sasuke had with Orochimaru.
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>> noko
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i know this ain't Deidara, but it's kinda relevant. I would so totally KILL to see this happen: Rock Lee kicks Saucegay's ass.
>> Kyasurin
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>> Anonymous
>>389110
Welcome to my world. 8 of my favorite characters have been killed off so far.
>> Kyasurin
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Sasuke just needs to go away so that we can celebrate his goodbye with this Dei cake.
>> Kyasurin
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>>389118
Wow that really blows, I feel bad for you. x_x
Where any of them killed by the same character though?

I'm getting annoyed that being a favourite of mine = death by Sasuke.
>> Kyasurin
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>> Anonymous
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>>389098
But he knows if he kills off Sasuke the millions upon millions of fangirls will hunt him down and destroy him. After what he did to Orochimaru, I was ready to take up my flaming torch and pitchfork and go after him myself.

Although if Sasuke were to die somehow, this could open up a world of directions for Naruto's character to take off in.

I do hope that Deidei doesn't bite the dust, although he doesn't seem the type to run away from a fight.
>> Kyasurin
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>> Anonymous
>>389111
Damn you're right. I hope Itachi kicks his ass again.
>> Kyasurin
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>>389122
Well Dei did run away that time against Kakashi and them.

I still have a shred of hope.
>> Kyasurin
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I wonder if a better copy of this pic exists somewhere. Probably.
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>> Anonymous
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You guys do realize Deidara has to die eventually, since he's part of the Akatsuki? I don't see Deidara ever repenting for anything he's ever done, since he has only ever done it in order to, in a way, have fun and express his own art. So, because he is ultimately unredeemable, he has to die.

But I'd much rather it be Kakashi or Naruto who kills him. ANYONE but Sauce-gay.
>> Kyasurin
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>> Anonymous
>>389131
We're aware that he has to die eventually, but not by Sasugay's hand!
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>> Anonymous
>>389126
Do you think we have time to petition his death/send massive death threats, etc.? xD
>> Kyasurin
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>>389131
Well he can still enjoy his art without blowing up people can't he? I mean explosives in themselves aren't exactly bad if you aren't blowing up any people.
Although you're probably right that Dei probably won't become a good guy.
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>> Anonymous
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I still maintain that Obito = the only good Uchiha. Itachi is psycho (sexy psycho, but psycho) and Sasuke is an emo freak with too much power.

But here, have ItaDei fluff
>> Kyasurin
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>> Kyasurin
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My 2 favourite characters. Both attacked by Sasuke.
>> Kyasurin
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Another one.
>> Anonymous
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>>389147
amusingly, they both lost the use of their arms at some point.
>> Anonymous
>>389142
More like Uchifag, amirite?
>> Kyasurin
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One more Orochimaru and Deidara pic.
>> Kyasurin
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>>389151
Yes, that is also very true. I have thought of that before. Very funny, my 2 favourite characters actually have a few things in common. And they are also both essentially tormented by the Sharingan and want to become better than it.
lol. I also lost the total use of one of my arms for about a year by the way. And I've got tons of stitchs around the elbow area of my right arm - close to 50 of them.
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>>389151
Oh and we must not forget that they both have unique tongue abilities also. ~_^
>> Kayuuko
You know what...? If Deidara blows himself up he wouldn't be killed by Sasuke... and would probably enjoy that since he himself would become his own art... I actually think he would like this... to become his own art... or better said what he thinks ART is...
Then he would've lived for his art... and he would die for it...
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>> Anonymous
...I *like* Sasuke.

I like Deidara as well, but it's not like he is going to live to the end of the manga anyway.
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>>And dude is Sasuke ever an ugly fuck in that second level curse seal form or whatever

I agree. And I think it's blasphemy that his wing is now made of snakes.

I know I'm about to get murdered by a drove of rabid fangirls, but...I HATE SASUKE. Everything comes too easy for him...and if he gets away with killing Deidara like he did with killing Orochimaru, then I'm done with the series.

I was an Otogakure fan, if it wasn't obvious.

(and Yes, I know about the existence of the Kabuchimaru, blah blah, etc.)
>> Anonymous
The reason people sage Naruto threads is because they're full of fangirls expressing their love for a character and hate for another, when nobody really cares.
>> Anonymous
>>389435

They are also saged because of asshats who won't leave well enough alone and stay the hell out of it.
>> Anonymous
>>389435

I guess, as a woman who just graduated from college with a creative writing degree, I can't express that I hate a character because things come too easy for him, and he's basically a walking plothole?

That's rather boorish, don't you think?
>> Anonymous
>>389437

The point is nobody cares. You can express it with the best phrasing in the world and still nobody would care, woman who just graduated from college with a creative writing degree. (Also, LOL self promotion)
>> Anonymous
>>389438

Ha, self promotion my ass.

But, if you are making commentary about it, then apparently you care. Because, if you truly were apathetic, you wouldn't give a damn enough to sage it, now would you?
>> Llyander
>>389438
No one cares about you either, just so you know. I'm no fan of Naruto but you're just being a prick, buddy.
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>>389142
I love you liekwhoa for that- sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>389440
>>389442

To care =/= to be annoyed by something. Less stupidity would mean less saging.
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Deidara is in the process of kicking Sasuke's ass. See chapter 360
>> Anonymous
I hope Itachi kills Sasuke.
>> Anonymous
>>389561
sorry.... my sauce is 4chan :(
>> Anonymous
>>389707

I hope Itachi kills every one.

not that I don't like the show...Its just he's the only good character in there.
>> Anonymous
>>389561
pockybox.de
>> Anonymous
>>389715
Itachi will kill everyone except Kisame and have lots of gay shark sex with him.
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>>389208

I agree. Deidara will blow himself up, his last words being "Art is a bang". Cue cheesy scene to where Sasori and Deidei meet in the afterlife and skip off holding hands, only proving that they are teh gay.

Naruto and co. will appear just a second too late, and Kakashi will see Tobi have that strange eerie feeling that it is Obiot, run after him. Tobi will run away, but is soon unveiled to be... NOT OBITO OMGKISHICANBECREATIVEWHUT? Tobi is none other than a brand new spankin' character, Sarutobi's (Note the Tobi in the last name) other son and Konohamaru's father. He gets no backstory and is promptly killed off in the next two pages when Sasuke knees him in the balls for being too popular. The series' name is changed to Sasuke and the Uchiha clan is restored by all of Sasuke's mindless fangirls.
>> Anonymous
>>389864

The scary thing is that all of this is pretty much possible and accurate. :D
>> Anonymous
>>389861
I'll go for the gay shark sex, yes.
>> Anonymous
>>389864
At least the title won't be misleading.
>> Anonymous
>>389563

Not really...but whatever definition you wish to go by, then go by it.

Being annoyed by something in turn makes you care enough to show your annoyance, which equals that you actually care enough to protest.

Mm. Whatever, though.
>> Anonymous
>>390106

Great way to bump a dying thread, really.
>> Anonymous
>>390110

Then don't bump it again and let it die.

You're making it worse.
>> Anonymous
>>390114
holy shit... lurk the fuck more
>> Llyander
>>390119
Sometimes, I wish denizens of /cm/ would get along... we're practically the only board that doesn't have their own jokes or much sense of "community". Then, when I see threads like this, I'm reminded of how fun it can be to troll, and I suddenly no longer care about the welfare of the population, but rather my own personal satisfaction.

Everyone, lurk the fuck more. And ignore the previous statement, as usual, unless you want to open up your metaphorical mouth and blather all over the place like everyone else.
>> Anonymous
>>390152
tl;dr
>> Anonymous
I lol'd at this entire thing.

keep up the good work, /cm/.
>> Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!??!?
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF THE FELLATIO MACHINE AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN/MAKE ME A SANDWICH
>> Anonymous
Die, thread, DIE.
>> Llyander
>>390372
I love you all.
>> Anonymous
>>390372
GO BACK TO DEAD
>> Anonymous
HOSHIT I LOL'd at the whole fucking thread.

Thread is made of win and fail in equal portions.

Screencap'd for posterity. MOAR DRAMA /cm/!

One last AGE for good measure and to piss off the sagebombers
>> Anonymous
sage
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10
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>390418
You screencapped this shit? What the fuck.
>> Anonymous
actually, we're down to three
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
la la la
>> Anonymous
Just posting to agree that Sasuke has turned into the worst Gary Stu in history, between his apparently infinite power without sacrifice and the fact that EVERY CHICK HE MEETS wants to ride his boring emo frumpy dick.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Llyander
Drama? On MY /cm/? More likely than you'd ever guess.

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