In this thread, we tell a story.Once upon a time...(Any characters welcome.)
There was a young man confused about his sexuality.
So he decided to... Experiment.
First a little crossdressing...
Then he reailized this thread was turning into a corny romance novel so....
He started singing on the corner to pay his bills.
He wasn't doing too well...starving artist ploy ensued.
And his mom got scared!
So he decided to become a doctor
But med school was really hard so he started drinking.
While drunk he got married...
To this guy.
And they had a child...
They found her in the Walmart parking lot.
They later found out that "she" was really a "he" when...
L started dancing.
He showed them his 'sitar'.
This guy showed up for a prostate exam.
"She" was kidnapped by THIS guy.
...who "she" ended up marrying...
which lead to a life of CRIME.
...and sex
Then, with one glance goodbye, the guy took off.
WHEN SUDDENLY
Hughes tons of them jumped...
and Raito demanded a game of go
which he only lost because
He saw Near in a dress! <3
and screamed
And screamed some more until
Some one told him to shut it or else.
And he was all like "Fine, I will."
And the other guy was like "Good."
then suddenly demons appeared and
He slayed them. But
HE appeared
...who put everyone under a spell that made everything look like a pinata to their eyes, until-
He started to dance "the time warp" of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, thrusting his hips back and forth frantically until...
- these two appeared to take him back to the asylum.
But the asylum appeared to have moved...
so they went on a journey to look for it
Just then...
a cat appeared.
and the cat did really nasty things to him
Then they fell in love.
Because a cat really was fine too!
But a cat wasn't good enough for his sexual appetite, so...
BUMB!
>>231697THE FUCK?? D:
Bumb motherfuckers!!
He decided it was time for a change but was too tied up at the moment...
>>231697>>231691Sauce?
>>231731>>231740This thread is now about bumb.Gosh you guys are pretty bumb.
Someone must screencap!
screencap what?MORE!
Which was a shame because Ash was in love with him too...
So then he went fucking crazy untill...
He remembered his daughter.
Who was actually his son; who humbly requests for a continuation of this story.THE END.(of a chapter.)