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ITT: Pairings that make you go 'what?'

I'll start with Gojyo/Sanzo.
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Riku/Roxas
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>>699229
Actually, I could see it.
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what?
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>>700340
How? They hate each other.
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ItachixKakashi.

I just don't get why people ship it (though they're free to do so, of course).
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What?
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>>700361

Yeah, I agree. What?
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>>700352
They looks hot together, at least. Haha.
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>>700370
Gojyo and Hakkai look a lot better, and there's more of a basis for it.
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>>700361
I see you've been to ~Easy as well.
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No matter how popular it is among fans, there is NO FUCKING BASIS.
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>>700386
Jesus, agreed.
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>>700386
no, but the fanart IS cute. But yeah, what an overblown crack pairing.

here's another one I just don't get. I think we can blame its fandom on the fanfic "Diplomatic Relations" I mean, yeah, the story was an excellent read, but dammit, there's STILL no basis.
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>>700386
I've never gotten that one- do they even interact in the series?
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>>700477
They talk once or twice about Naruto, and that's it.
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>>700488
And people took that as basis for a pairing? Damn fangirls.
>> tripfag !!Oo43raDvH61
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SimonxViral

Why is there so much of that pairing anyway? All they ever did with eachother was pilot giant robots and go to meetings and shit. Not to mention Simon married a girl and there's nothing to indicate he's gay or a furfag.
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Do kind of want, but still makes me "lolwut?"
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>>700526
Simply because prison rape is hot. There's no basis.
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A lot of good pairings have no basis. But that's A-OK.
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>>700526

Never got this one either. Still fapped to it though.
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i'm sorry but, absolutely not
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LxAnt

I don't know, I never really got it. I guess there could be some sort of Cake love triangle or something...
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>>700526

Wait Simon gets married? Fuck you just ruined the series. dam.
>> Anonymous
>>700969
. . .

Well, fuck.
>> Marctheundead !w4YOAFAA2E
all of them.
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>>700969
Fucking funny.
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>>700923
considering how effing scared of Cross that Allen is, I have to agree with you.
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>>700386

Yeah, I also don't like that one. Just cuz they both taught Naruto, people ship them. Even if the only times they really talk, they fight about what is best for Naruto, they're still obviously in love with each other. Freakin fangirls.

Anyways, I don't get this one either. I do like both of them, but not as a couple for goodness sake. I cannot think of any basis for this.
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Lol...What?
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>>701126
I can understand why people would ship this, but... eurghh.
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>>700488
Wait, did you forget that both Lee and Gaara fight Kimimaro in the rescue-Sasuke arc? Obviously the pairing come from some interaction in the canon. Lurk more next time.
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This is my personal hell.
I mean, I hate Old Walter and just barely find Anderson attractive. Really, they're just both too old. And again, basis? None. Not even close.
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>>701185
Fucking seconded. It's like one of the most popular Yamamoto pairings besides YamaGoku, and yet I have no idea where it comes from.

Was there some super secret chapter where they have buttsex or something?
>> Anonymous
>>701172
YOU lurk moar -- you're quoting someone talking about Kakashi and Iruka, dumbass
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>>701175
What kills me is, the monumental amount of effort and storytelling skill Minekura puts behind developing the relationships between Gojyo and Hakkai and between Sanzo and Goku...most of the series' plot depends on understanding the closeness of those bonds. And then fangirls mix them up arbitrarily because they think Hakkai/Sanzo or Gojyo/Sanzo is hotter. Just makes me rip out my hair.

And Lavi/Tyki? WTF. Lavi fucking lost his shit on Tyki, thinking he killed Allen. I doubt there is another character that Lavi feels more revulsion towards.

Kanda/Allen irritates me a little too, because it is THE D.Gray-man pairing in the English-speaking fandom, and there is so little to base it on other than spitting I-don't-like-you at each other occasionally.
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>>701176
Nearly all pairings in Hellsing make no sense. I've seen fucking JanxMajor.
WUT.
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>>701297
>>Kanda/Allen irritates me a little too, because it is THE D.Gray-man pairing in the English-speaking fandom, and there is so little to base it on other than spitting I-don't-like-you at each other occasionally.

Not necessarily, Kanda was the first person other the Cross to interact with Allen and they went on a mission together. They don't hate each other (Kanda wouldn't save Allen in that town with the doll with the Innocence if he hated Allen, remember Kanda fucking leaves allies behind if they're a nuisance to him), it's just that Allen gets pissed off when Kanda's being an asshole and Kanda gets irritated with Allen's optimism and kindness. Plus, Kanda's the only character that Allen drops the nice guy act with. I admit I was waiting for the chapter for Allen to call Kanda "Yuu-chan" like Lavi told him to do for the lulz. So the pairing has some plausibility. Unlike any BL pairing with Lavi (but anything with Tyki makes it automatically sexy, I admit). Also, this pairing is the most popular one in Moonland too. But one pairing that makes me WTF in DGM is the Cross x Kamui one although the doujins are fucking hot.

>>701247
I think it's more of a personality thing than anything. But yeah, they don't interact much other that scene Hibari kicking the shit out of Yamamoto for violating dress code and Yamamoto calling him an interesting guy a couple of times. It's pretty the same reason that pair up Hibari with Dino as well. They have the laidback attitude to counter Hibari's in-control personality, if you're into that sorta thing. Plus you might can say that their positions as Guardians of Rain and Cloud have play in it as well.

TL;DR: Who said that a pairing has to make sense in the first place? It's all fun, really.
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>>701341
I meant Komui.

Fucking typo fail.
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>>700352
Ever heard of the saying, "There's a very fine line between love and hate?" Maybe you've never been in such a situation, but trust me, it can happen. Personally, I find rival or even just antagonistic pairings more believable than most of the best friend pairings. There's so much raw emotion and tension already there.
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>>701185
Ugh yes, I was going to post this. I don't get this one at all.
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Lockon/Allelujah is a pairing that makes me dislike it because of the fanbase. They praise and kiss ass to it, saying it's the best thing ever even though they've had, what, TWO scenes together? They're like the fucking Heero/Duo of 00 - little to no meaningful interaction with one another and yet they're being proclaimed as the best pairing of the entire series. Oh, in b4sage.
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>>700477
Fucking seconded; it's the most shipped completely non-canon pairing ever. To this day, I still don't understand.

>>700352
One word: Angry sex.

>>701019
I can really see it, actually. Like the part where Al-Cid messes up Larsa's hair. And I can imagine him being all IS THIS LOLI?!11111

>>700355
They were in ANBU together or something. I dunno, I can't remember that far back. Also, they've fought a few times. I think that's basis enough.
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>>701621

They get paired together because, well, isn't it just fun to make all the sexy main characters fuck eachother? Yeah. That's it. Oh, and the way Allelujah blushed when he interrupted Lockon and Felt's conversation. Hallelujah is quite the jealous type.

Speaking of which - Hallelujah/Allelujah. I'm not denying how hot it is, but seriously. They are the SAME FUCKING PERSON. They share the same body.
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>>701628
I can accept the slashing all the Meisters together; honestly I don't mind that. But it's always those two I see being asked for in threads on /cm/ (well, asides from the shitload of Tieria) and it ends up squashing out all the other fun slash.

And I answer your question with one very simple answer: Mindfucking is hot.

I also bring a LOLWUT threesome.
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>>700352
Hate sex is a little kinky.
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???
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>>701341
Allen/Kanda bores me to tears. It's like Naruto/Sasuke without the emotional involvement.

Also, Gokudera/Yamamoto. Similar reasons. Stupidly popular and supremely boring.
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>>701632

More like EPIC threesome.
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>>701692
I don't mind YamaGoku (though, I prefer GokuTsuna myself), but I can't see much of a basis for it. I don't understand why their fans claim it's canon. The two haven't even really built much of a relationship until semi-recently.
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>>701247
The only thing I can really remember was when Hibari gave Yamamoto the ring so he would be able to fight during the Xanxus fight, claiming that he just "didn't want any corpses in his school".
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>>701341

Lavi, Cross and Krory are three quite heterosexual males in the series. Each has a pronounced interest in the female persuasion (Krory being devoted to one, Cross being a philanderer of the highest order, and Lavi just loving to oggle the eye-candy of pretty girls).
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>>701708
I love Yamamoto/Gokudera, but why the hell would anyone claim it's canon? That's just plain dumb.
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>>701706

Holy shit, agreed. Seriously. Just throw Patrick into every single awesome 00 pairing, and bam - instant fucking win! Take Allelujah/Haro, for example. Add some Patrick and now I can't control my raging boner. See what I'm getting at?
>> Anonymous
Hibari did push Yamamoto up against the wall in some chapter, I forget which, to which Yamamoto was all "hahaha" as usual but looked nervous and sweaty. Probably went from there.

Yamamoto x Gokudera just seems like they wanted someone bigger to shove Gokudera around most of the time. But then, there's a lot of pairings like that, so eh. Whatever works.
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With all the hate going on from Dios side (including trying to get the Joestar money, killing Danny and making Erina break up with JoJo) and Jojo´s hate for Dio and love for Erina, I don´t really see it.
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>>701297
I really wish you would not make such a general statement because it isn't just the fangirls that have those pairings, the japanese fandom had/has EXCELLENT doujinshi circles that use a lot of the wonderful Minekura characterization to make those work.

Yes, the bonds are there for Sanzo and Goku but to me, this is more of a father/son relationship just like Koumyou had with Sanzo. Now GojyoHakkai to me is more canon.
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>>701786
>Now GojyoHakkai to me is more canon.
>is more canon.
>more canon.

fucking since when does a pairing have to have any canon basis at all to be hot? STFU!
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>>701806
lol angry fag is angry, and forgot his sage!
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>>701806
Pick a fight with the other poster who doesn't like any other pairing than GojyoHakkai and SanzoGoku because they are more "canon". I only said that GojyoHakkai was more canon,where did I say that one pairing is more hotter than the other?

Jeesus, CM needs a fucking Midol today!
>> Anonymous
L/Light. No, seriously. Light smirks in L's face as he dies, so there's obviously no love there. Plus, neither of them are at ALL sexual, so I don't know why every single Death Note fan seems to think that L and Light are having hot mindfuck sex all the time.
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>>701818

There's really no good pairings to make out of Death Note since everyone except Misa was asexual and everyone dies.
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>>701818
>>701819
The closest thing to a pairing I can imagine in DN is Mikami/Light. Mikami is ready to do everything Light wants, sucking him off included.
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>>701716

Oh, Patrick. Fail so hard you win, ect.
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>>701821
Now that's a train of thought I can appreciate.
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tl;dr, fans have been turning subtext into HOT since Kirk and Spock.

Also, I find it really funny (and kind of pathetic) that so many of you think pairings of fictional characters is such OMG SERIOUS BUSINESS. If ever there was a need for the MST3K Mantra, this is it.

ps, 8059 for the motherfucking win.
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Eagerly waiting for more shitstorm and ridiculous shipwars.
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>>701838

So far this thead has been surprisingly tame shitstorm wise.
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>>701832
Ftw indeed.
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>>701846
Just wait till shippers of all the above mentioned pairings pop up.
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>>701814
Hey, yeah, we all probably to need a great big fucking bottle of Midol, but this is a nice fun rant thread. Don't spoil our jollies by pointing out that we all have sand in our vaginas. We've kinda already noticed that.

And just to be a brat, I would argue that Sanzo(Konzen)/Goku is slightly more canon than Gojyo/Hakkai. Thbbthhbbb.

(Gojyo/Hakkai live together and probably screw each other's brains out on an hourly basis, but you forcibly separate them--and they can get by. They can live without each other. Maybe they wouldn't like it, but they could do it. Recent spoiler spoiler spoiler in Reload where Goku 'died'? Mr. Non-Attachment didn't go tearing off in a murderous rage to kill the Buddha. His entire world had been ripped apart and he wanted /blood/. And Goku's flirted with girls, even kissed one, but his thought processes always invariably begin and end with Konzen/Sanzo, who he feels gave him the world, and the sun, and periodic large, delicious meals.)
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>>701850
See>>701862. They have awaken!
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>>701846
The sad part that people try too hard to begin a shit storm.>>701862, brats, anyone?
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>>701868
Oh lawd, brace for IMPACT.
>> Anonymous
Learn anon: a pairing doesn't have to make sense. It's often even better if it doesn't, and usually hotter. Now shut up and fap to pairings you LIKE.
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>>701889
fap fap fap
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>>701896
FUCK YOU, THAT PAIRING SUCKS
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>>701899
FUCK YOU, I CAN TELEPATHICALLY SENSE WHAT YOUR FAVORITE PAIRING IS AND IT SUCKS WORSE!!
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Canon, bitches.
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>>701907
FUCK YOU, MINE IS MORE CANON
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>>701910
that sum epic stuff
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>>701907
FUCK YOU, YOU FORGOT TO SAGE
>> sage sage
SAGE GOES IN EVERY FIELD EXCEPT EMAIL
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>>701911
FUCK, I FORGOT MY SAGE AND FORGOT TO SPELL IT "CANNON"
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Chopper is seme.
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FUCK ALL OF YOU! BELIEVE IN YOUR PAIRINGS! KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
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CAN IT BE WTF PAIRINGS HIJACK TIEM?
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>>701919
I lol'd
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>>701928
YES LET US HIJACK WITH THE ORIGINAL INTENTION OF THE THREAD!
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OTP BITCHES, FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T AGREE
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>>701930
You're missing the fact that threads like this are an obvious cradle for shitstorms and pairing bashing. See the 9000 replies above.
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>>701931
WTF pairings sounds like positive, in a crack way.
Pairings that make you go "what"? Seems to imply a negative judgement. Which is why the shitstorm stirred in the first place.
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/r/ing Demyx/Churchill
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:3
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>>701925
SUCK ON THIS, FAGGOT
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>>701940
OH GOD MORE
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>>701247

THERE WASN'T. YamaHiba has no basis whatsoever. I blaim the one's who watch the anime, in the manga there's not like any big interaction between them, not at all.

Yamamoto/Gokudera are the ones who has more basis, apart from Tsuna/Kyoko.
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FUCK YOU I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CUNTNIGGERS SAY, SERGEI/PEDOBEAR IS MY OTP
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>>701947
DUDE MAKE A THREAD
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>>701945

I think there was a doujinshi somewhere, actually.
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>>701949

NO U MAK 1 <33333
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Ondore/cake

Their love is so pure
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>>701952
I lol'd so hard I can't breathe
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>>701952
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>>701926

Pairing makes too much sense for this thread, sorry.
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>>701952

DON'T BELIEVE ONDORE'S CAKES

THEY ARE LIES THEY ARE LIES THEY ARE LIES THEY ARE LIES THEY ARE LIES THEY ARE LIES
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Pikachu x Vincent, unf unfff
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goofy time
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>>701962

I came so hard my urethra disintegrated.
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>>701962
Whoa! Go Goofy!
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>>701931
No kidding. Way to take a strange pairings thread and turn it into a shitstorm, /cm/.
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>>701975
FUCK YOU, WE'RE ALL PLAYING NICE NOW
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>>701987
NO U
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>>701987
CAPS MAKES ME RIGHT
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New thread?
>> Anonymous
>>702160
NO
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>>702160
Seriously, let it die.