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ITT: Pairings that make you RAGE. Obviously excluding het pairs, since this is /cm/. RAGE-induced seme/uke/personality interpretation issues are also welcome.

Pic related
>> Anonymous
Sage for impending TrollCon '08.

Also in b4 butthurt, srs business, and further sage.
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>> Anonymous
In during further sage.
/cm/ is for imagedump, not fandom wankery.
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>>911936
>>911922
Agreed.
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Anything involving Phoenix Wright.
>> Anonymous
why the fuck would we save pictures that make us rage?
>> Rei-chan
I lol'd
>> sage sage
sage
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>911973
>>911951
>>911935
stop bumping the fucking thread and let it die.
>> Anonymous
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It's not the pairing I dislike, just the picture. It's so OOC and bishified and girly...UGH why did I save it
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>> Anonymous
aging because of butthurt sagers.
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this thread has the potential to be hilarious
>> Anonymous
>>911952
yeah, why : D

srs business with pairings make me lol.
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im sorry...brothers who hate each other would not be couple.
>> Anonymous
>>912095
i dont' actually know anyone who ships this couple. most of the people who i know who like this couple support a few angry rage filled bangs once in a while but nothing binding or any of that shit
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>>911952
I do
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HATE. HATE HATE HATE. This pairing squicks me out like no other.
>> Anonymous
>>911981

LOL stop your fucking heart and let it die!
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Hate the pairing, love the picture.
Sage for I don't want to bump this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>911982
I hate that pairing SO MUCH.
>> Rei-chan
>>912632
I feel like I know you... I feel the exact same way haha
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This.
I can see it being a onesided Itsuki thing, but Kyon is straight at most, asexual at least. It's like fangirls went "OMG THERE'S TWO GUYS LETS SHIP THEM!!!11!1ONE!!"
Just because two males breathe the same air does not mean they're gay for each other.
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I don't mind the pairing, but the 'Lol, Ali raped him. Its canon, ur stuped' faggots make me rage to no end.
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This, as well. They're fucking gorgeous, so I save pics, but the underlying emotional damage is too strong for this to work out. And thus whenever I get into a debate about it, I suddenly fly into super-angry-bitch mode. Great fun, really.
>> Jentaro
>>912653
Oh, oops. I didn't namefag it up hahaha.
>> Anonymous
This thread is now interesting. See, it IS possible to have an intellectual discussion on 4chan!
>>912655
I also agree. And the fact that people ship them from a shoujo series with a female as annoying as Haruhi makes me rage as well.
>> Anonymous
>>912407

Aww fuck. I absolutely hate that artist....
And to you,>>912655

Welcome to most fandom, my dear. :\
>> Anonymous
>>912683
>:\
First off, I have no idea what that dashy-thing means.
Second off, it bother me that people who like MATURE pairings, you know, ones that make sense and have been analyzed, and aren't just "OMG SASUNARU IS SOOOO KAWAIIIIII" seem to like that pairing. It makes NO sense whatsoever. Kyon likes any of the three girls, and Itsuki can go gay it up by himself.
>> Rei-chan
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I love her Itoshiki Sensei drawings, but this pairing makes me raaage a little. I tend to dislike genderswitched pairings in general because it's even sillier than pairing two characters who don't even see each other. Plus this happened in like... one chapter. Japan obviously became obsessed with it, and I think that's what induced my rage.
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>>912655

Mm, for me at least its more a matter of 1. Haruhi is an absolute bitch and quite possibly my least favorite character ever (which is why I never finished the show), and 2. Itsuki behaves ambiguously enough towards Kyon to make it at least see-able on his side of the equation... but, yeah, Kyon's not gay

I hate HeeroxDuo - so fucking overdone
>> Anonymous
why on earth would any of you save pics that make you rage? sage.
>> Jentaro
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>>912702
Pairing two characters together that have never met makes me angry and confused.

Like with Satoshi/Keiichi. Never once do they meet, but lawl they're in the same series SO THEY MUST HAPPEN. (this picture makes me smile though)
>> Anonymous
>>912696

I apologize for the dashy thing. I agree that Kyon is most certainly not gay, and I also do not see the appeal to Kyon/Itsuki other than the occasionial laugh at gay!Itsuki chasing Kyon's very straight ass. Hell, I'm a Kyon/Yuki fan before anything in that series.
>> Anonymous
>>912705

LOL why would you reply to a thread that makes you rage?
>> Anonymous
>>912707

'cause crack is nutritious
>> Anonymous
Light/L. While attractive, it makes no sense you dumbfucks.

Anything with real!Fye in it. Subaru/Kamui. Kurogane/Syaoran.
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>>912794

Seconded about Light/L as a pairing.
But I also really really hate Light in general..
Also, Kurapica/Kuroro makes me RAAAAAAAGE like the Hulk. Practically nothing makes me rage more than that pairing.
>> Anonymous
>>912794
>Kurogane/Syaoran.

This. This. THIS.
>> Anonymous
It annoys me when people find the need to slash anything and everything. I mean, sure a crack pairing is fine once in awhile but I like my pairings to have at least some stable explanation behind them.

an example, I have a friend who slashed Lord of the Flies. I find that going a bit too far, but meh.
>> Anonymous
>>912655
Most het and yaoi pairings make me rage, but Kyon/Itsuki doesn't. The way I understand the series, Kyon wanted to see aliens, time travellers and ESPers. When they appeared in his life, he got attracted to each of them in a different way. You wouldn't argue with the fact that Kyon finds each of the three girls attractive in a different way, right? Obviously Itsuki is also one of the people he wanted to appear in his life, and he's attracted to him as well, again in a different way, namely one where he denies it to himself because it's gay.
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>>912823
What? WHAT?! GET THE FUCK OUT DID YOU READ THAT FUCKING BOOK?

And the pairing that makes me RAAAAGE is fucking Xaldin/Xigbar. Because of Bii or whateverthefuckhernameis. Her mpreg art has really fucking scarred me. Plus I just didn't like Xaldin as a character in the games (and I don't want to imagine him as a bottom, being pregnant, having LITTERS OF BABIES OH FUCKING GOD). Plus I prefer pairing Xigbar with Demyx.
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Aizen/Gin, and I blame the fangirls for that. Last time I checked Gin was not some gigantic faggot twink that existed only to be raped by Aizen while crying shoujo tears and acting like a three year old. So why the fuck does every fanfic involving this pairing have Aizen and Gin forced into shitty seme/uke stereotypes?
>> Anonymous
I don't have any saved on my computer, but Edward Elric/Roy Mustang makes me twitch. I think there's, like, a 12-year age difference between them. And Ed's too old to be considered a shota, so it's just weird...
>> Anonymous
>>913060
That's what usually happens with BL pairings; character's personalities and shit are so bastardised you'd think they're some bitch in disguise.
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>>911982
Totally.
Here's another crap picture. Ugh, what were they thinking?
(Hey, it was in a .zip, I didn't save that voluntarily)
>> Anonymous
>>912655
I myself see Kyon to be certainly asexual, and not mostly interested to any gender. Yeah, he's little interested to MIkuru, and Haruhi, but Itsuki? No, I just don't see it.
And I don't see Itsuki even gay. He's just...different.
>> Anonymous
>>913061
THIS
I just don't see why there's so much. If you want to ship him, Hawkeye or Havoc are better choices. Or even Hughes just for the hot.
>> Anonymous
>>913075
How can he be asexual? He's always thinking about mikuru/haruhi's boobs or their outfits or being jealous of Koizumi in their film. I don't see it.
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>> Anonymous
>>913294
OMG that's my favorite Reborn pairing, but some stupig YamaGoku fangrls make me RAAAGEE
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>>912655
Fuck you and die please.
>> Anonymous
Why would a pairing make you rage? I'm into this shit for the fap, not plausible pairings.
>> Anonymous
>>913294

Hell yeah, another Anon thinks same as me.
>> Anonymous
I like the ItsukiXKyon pairing, I do. But Kyon, canon-wise, doesn't like Itsuki that way, if at all. He despises him, and I don't see their relationship going anywhere.
In the chapter 'Charmed at First Sight LOVER', he goes off on a rant saying that he was a 'complete hot-blooded heterosexual male', with 'no interest in the other team'. Later on in the chapter, I think Itsuki offers to share a scarf with him, or something like that, and Kyon gets disgusted.
Also, we can plainly see how much Kyon likes Mikuru, and even comments that Haruhi, 'when she shuts up/is asleep, she's almost pretty'.
Also, slight spoiler for fourth novel/second season~
Alternate!Itsuki was clearly hard for Haruhi, which made me chuckle a bit. You know, being Alternate!Itsuki and all that.
>> Anonymous
>>913329
That's exactly the reason, why I love ItsuKyon, the way Kyon keeps telling himself that he's het is very suspicious. Anyway, I don't care much about canon.
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It's not so much the thought of them together, as cliche a pairing as it is, it's more that the shippers get massive butthurt if you even suggest you don't like it or that Edgeworth should be with someone else. (Phoenix is somehow fair game, the little slut)

Or even worse, the shippers that call it "canon gay" outside of joking about Edgeworth and Phoenix's more than awkward lines. I mean the ones that actually believe it's canon. Phoenix/Edgeworth shippers seem to have the most misunderstood sense of canon out of any fandom I've seen.
>> Anonymous
>>912045
Filename made me lol. Picture is disturbing as fuck.
>> Anonymous
I'm on the Light/L bandwagon, even though I know it's quite unrealistic.
But you know what makes me RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE the night away? Fangirl that make Light super uke. It's like the only reason they do it is because he's the pretty boy. They just abuse artistic licence and fuck the character up so bad just because they want to see it that way. Some blushing, bashful, ultra-feminine, victimized serial-killer. Yeah.
Oh, and rapist!L. That's just...no.
I hate both of these it in reverse, too, but it's less common.
FFS, Light wouldn't rape someone. He thinks of himself as above all that. And L, wtf? First of all, he's practically asexual. Second, he wouldn't even hit a person unless they struck first, let alone rape.
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>>912655
Fandom is like that and it makes me RAAAAAGEE.

Another thing is the rivalry-ships. Please. It's cliché as fuck and I don't see anything interesting in shipping characters that most of time are on each other's throaths. (.. with two exceptions, of course.)

For example, this. RAAAAGEEEEE.
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>>913294
OH FUCK YES. And another.. Spanner and Tsuna. I had enough of it when it was all over the place and I just can't see it. Also, making Tsuna practically a whore for anyone makes me RAAAGEE. No pictures, 'cause I don't like Spanner.

Also, this. I like my brothers brotherly. (Saved 'cause it's a.. pretty picture?)
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>>913389
I like Spanner, but Tsuna and Gokudera whore is pissing me off, especially Gokuedera/Tsuna
>> Anonymous
>>912823

XD I did that once... but as a joke
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>>913389
Thus Anon hates bottom!Tsuna pairings in general, so.

Posting a picture I like since I don't have anything saved that fits.
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Almost any pairing can be totally fucked up by the fans.
There are a bunch of pairings already listed here that seem cracky, but in the hands of a good writer or fan artist they're totally believable.
I rage at the fans more than at the pairings.
I have a few pairings I adore but are in not plausible at all, so I'd be a hypocrite if I went around bashing pairings other people like but I find stupid.
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>>913394
Spanner is okay, but invidually. YES. Why are they changing Gokudera's puppy love into some sort of .. god, it makes me so angry.
Also, this. Shamal is so straight it makes me cringe, he will not turn gay for some annoying little prick.
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>>912823
Slash all you want, but please .. not everyone is gay.
Oh, haha, I tend to hate nearly all of the Reborn!-pairings anyway. But this. Just.. no. And practically every pairing with Hibari in it, especially if he bottoms. No no.
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I will never understand why the heck THIS man is mostly in pairings a bottom. Why the heck? His character isn't like that at all!

And why the heck, he and Sena are paired to almost everyone? Oh, he was never talk to him, but let's pair to him anyway!.....wut
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>>913389

LOL at pissed Yoko...

Kensuke (Digimon 02) sucks badly... I hate how Digimon fans felt the burning need to pair up the two lead males EVERY FUCKING SEASON
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>>913412
'Cause Sena is small and cute and. .. fuckable? The same goes for characters like Tsuna and Sora.
>> Anonymous
I didn't hate Gokudera/Tsuna until I met _that_ person who made me hate it. Fans can really make me even hate my favorite pairings, and that totally sucks
>> Anonymous
Anything with Matt/Mello/Near. I hate all those useless little faggots.

Srsly, you guys.
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>>913421
EWWW D: this cute puppy?
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>>913427
Indeed, indeed. It's sad.
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>>913437
YES. I can't understand it, at all. Just look at him! He's so cute. Just because he's the main character doesn't mean everyone is secretly lusting after him.

This picture is the other of the two I have. I saved because I loved the art, NOT the ship.
>> Anonymous
>>913443
Yep, what makes me rage even more, if they turn nice guy into rapists; it's just totally OOC and irritating.

Another pairing that I HATE is Dino/Hibari, that's just the shallowest relationship I've ever seen... ( but the fans see much deep love of course...)
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>>913446
I can't even imagine Sena in yaoi, it's too...disturbing.
Yeah, but in fandom every male is gay, so of course everyone lust each other...

Pic inclued, i never understand why people even ship it, and usually with nc-17-rating...
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Okay might sound inflexible, but I HATE it. when the more bishie-ish character is always uke, e.g. Fuji Shuusuke. He's absolutely the most mysterious guy of the whole series, don't judge characters by their pretty faces.

UKE!Atobe is a no go for me as well.
>> Anonymous
>>913456
I know what your saying and would agree normally, but posting that hot picture isn't helping your cause.
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>>913452
YEAH.

.. ouch. I got .. err.. brainwashed into liking that ship? Sorry, it's just me and my younger boy-older man-fetish talking, since both of them spent most of the time fighting.

I don't even know why I have this picture, it's not even that pretty, especially since the pairing is.. ugh.
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>>913389
Seconded to the Aniki part.
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>>912794
>Kurogane/Syaoran
>> Anonymous
>>913469
Xanxus/Squalo is sexy as hell, you can't deny that.
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This is incredibly OOC, but it's a cute picture and I like it.

ItsuKyon seems pretty OOC, but nothing makes me rage as much as...
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>>913487
...Elricest.

No. Just no. Goddamn you, FMA fangirls. What the fucking fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>913485
Yes I can and I will deny it.
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( <<<< Pic not of a specific hated pairing)

Pretty much any AnK fanfic'ing / pairing that involves Blondies being collectively described as casual sleeparounds and serial Pet rapists, or the typical "BDSM for dummies" religious copypasta.
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>>913469
OH I fucking hate XANXUS, and even more paired with Squalo, probably because I adore Squalo/Dino
>> Anonymous
>lmfao Kundalini what a dumbass noob
>Anon my ass. Check this out.
http://tinyurl.com/5gwrqq
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I RAAAGE every time i see Ed x Roy.
>> Anonymous
>>913521
LOL same here, because I ship Elricest---
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>>913380
Agreed.

Pic related.
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>>913524
I actually like those destined rivalries like Hikaru and Akira, but the OMG JUST MET YOU AND YOU'RE MY RIVAL is just tooo shallow .
>> Anonymous
>>913525
Agreed, but that's because you're able to follow their whole character development throughout the series; on the other hand I don't consider Byakuran/Rokudo rivals, just enemies.
>> Anonymous
>>913530
.. yeah, Hikaru and Akira are one of those exceptions.
>>913525
Well, bad example, but still a ship that irritates the living shit out of me.
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<---- Pic not related, I like this pairing

In my opinion, I don't really hate any pairings per se. I'm a pairing whore, and in the hands of a good writer/artist, I can like anything. Of course, I won't SHIP anything, I just like what I like and don't hate.

But the things that make me DO RAAAAAGGGEEEE like a fucker, are the fantards of whatever. What you have to understand is, hardly any pairing,het, yaoi, yuri, whatever are canon. And you HAVE to realize this when getting into a pairing. But if you have the audacity to come to me, and claim that so and so/so and so, you need to die in a ditch and burn.

Though, I have heard good arguements, but still.
>> Anonymous
>>913534
>so and so/so and so are canon

Alright, that's what I meant.
>> Anonymous
>>913534
Is that Gary/Ash or am I imagining things? I like childhood friends as rivals, but I certainly dislike rivals that are just... not really connected.

Anyway, SuzaLulu makes me RAAAAAAAAAAGE..
>> Anonymous
>>913540
Yeah, it is. Haha. And yeah, in terms of rivals they were evident in the begining...but not so much later on.

I just like it because it's intresting to me, and I've read some really good fics of them.
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>>913552
I seriously need some fanfic recs, anon; help me!! That's one of my favorite pairings right now, me being a slowpoke never realized that there love was so blatantly obvious from the very beginning until very recently.
>> Anonymous
>>913559
Nice try.
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>>913564
I'm not joking, I wouldn't save stuff I don't like
>> Anonymous
>>913565
Ah, good point. Well, I'm sorry to say said fics are probably long gone by now. I read them when I was younger, so it's been a long time.

This anon apologizes.
>> Anonymous
Anyone-exept for Axel-xRoxas and anyone-exept for Axel-xRoxas

Sorry, I'm just very 'traditional' when it comes to my favorite couples. Not english, sorry for mistakes.
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>>913571
No need to apologize, after reading through my post it indeed sounded like I wanted to wind up someone...

I agree with the majority, mostly the shippers of certain pairings piss me off, not the pairings themselves
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Unlike all of you, I mostly RAGE at idiotic canon. I'm talking about actual yaoi/shounen-ai titles here.

I don't like reading stories where an overbearing rapist is paired with an idiotic doormat, even when the story is an excercise in pathology or mainly concerned with the doormat growing a spine and freeing himself from the rapist. But I RAGE when falling in love with the man who raped you is presented as the ultimate form of romance. And that's what every second short story I try to read is like, no matter whether it's het or yaoi.

I love seeing familiar characters from a different perspective, so crack pairings done seriously is one of my favourite genres. I absolutely don't mind it when kids write ridiculous fics or draw ridiculous art - most of them will grow up to produce better fanworks. I understand the appeal of BDSM and rape fantasies. But goddamn it, falling in love with your rapist is NOT a fucking happy ending.

RAGE RAGE RAGE.

And I didn't save this shitty picture either, I'm deleting it as soon as it's uploaded. Man, I sure hate watching shows about the relationship of a spineless dumb guy and an annoying bastard.
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>>913582
Yeah, that's the way I took it at first. But it's okay. You're okay in my book.

>>913585
I have to agree with you. Why would you fall in-love with your psuedo-rapist in the first damn place? I love gravitation, but the constant clingy, "OMFG, LOVE ME" , thing made me RAGE like no other.

There are aritists like Fumi Yoshinaga who makes yaoi manga, but she makes believable characters and not JUST about the sex, and the "bishies".

But let's be honest, this is yaoi. Most people are in it just to see some cute little twink get fucked and then tossed away.
>> Anonymous
>>913597
>artists

Fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>912658

wut dis frum?

Also, I enjoy this thread, much like I enjoy /v/ rage threads.
>> Anonymous
>>913604
That's Gundam 00.

and I certainly enjoy this thread as well.
>> Anonymous
>>913585
>*exercise

Also,>>913597, agree with you on Fumi Yoshinaga. She and Naono Bohra are the oases in the desert of yaoi.
>> Anonymous
>>913585
I understand completely. However, for whatever reason, those stories are attractive to 13 year old fangirls. Even I loved Gravitation at a point, and now I'm very VERY picky about my pairings.
I see it like Pokemon is for gamers - a transition between childhood and adulthood. And we must tolerate it for the sake of the new generation.
Also, try harder to find stories if that's all you seem to run into 50% of the time. You must be on the wrong sites or something.
>> Anonymous
>>913597
Try Nuu.
She's an excellent artist with a great sense of humor and RESPECT for her characters.
>> Anonymous
>>913615
I have yet to see Bohra, but I'll look into her now. She sounds intresting.

>>913619

Exactly.
>> Anonymous
>>913622

Yet another on my list. Any series in particular I should look into?
>> Doyoubiteyourthumbatmesir?
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It's funny but, there's actually no pairing there that makes me RAGE, despite how picky I am with my "interests".

That being said, I've never really liked incest (even though this pic makes me lawl). I also tend to dislike pairings in which the two characters have little or no cannon interaction. After studying creative writing for barely two years, fanfiction can no longer convince me to like any pairing anymore, because I spend too much time nitpicking over the writing instead of enjoying the story.

The only exceptions to above rule are Apple Bomb's Ryohei/Hibari doujinshii. At first I was like, WTF these two barely talk. And then I remembered when Ryohei mentioned wanting to make Hibari join the boxing club...then I realized how funny it'd be if Ryohei tried to get Hibari to do anything...

So yeah, I usually don't like pairings in which characters have had little or no cannon interaction unless said pairings are funny as hell.

I'm too damn easygoing for this thread...
>> Anonymous
Why the fuck are KuroganexFai and DoumekixWatanuki so popular?!
>> Anonymous
>>913669
Actually, alot of people have to agree with you. It's not really the pairings ( nix some people), but alot of the fans.

>After studying creative writing for barely two years, fanfiction can no longer convince me to like any pairing

Oh man, I made that mistake and did the same thing. I fancy myself a writer, so I took a course to help me improve.

Now it's almost impossible to find a fic that doesn't make me want to go up to that person and slap them. However, the internet is a large place and you manage.

Though the Soul Eater fandom........
>> Anonymous
>>913634
The only gay thing that I've liked recently was this.http://www.onemanga.com/Boys_Next_Door/
Which, oddly enough, is the only BL on that site. I wasn't even looking for one.
Keep in mind, though, that it's one of those "Well THAT was beautifully depressing. I'm gonna go kill myself now" kind of stories. Beautiful, touching, thought-provoking, and I wanted to hurt myself afterwords.
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I don't really hate pairings. My strongest "hate"(which is just a "Wtf, why would anyone like this? Oh well, whatever they like" is AizenxGin/GinxTousen/AizenxTousen/etc.
I even like pairings where the two people don't ever meet. I could care less about canon.
One of my favorite pairings is ItsukixKyon. I don't know why, i think i just like the fact that it's so one-sided and the "SHI, GET AWAY FROM ME, I'M NOT GAY".
Hell, i could even like IsaacxSome random character.
.gif unrelated.
>> Anonymous
>>913619
I will tolerate practically anything for the sake of the younger generation, but people don't seem to grow out of liking these types of stories, and that makes me sad and angry. At least I don't think it's the 13-year-olds who buy explicitly yaoi magazines.
>> Anonymous
>>913688
You'd be suprised. Because dear fucking christ I hope that older people can type better than that.
"OMG KAWAII DESU KAAAAAAA~~"
If that is our adult population, the world is fucked.
>> Anonymous
>>913681
Because Fay/Kurogane are CLAMP's secret canon. As to Watanuki/Doumeki, they're part of CLAMP's secret canon threesome.
>> Anonymous
>>913698
>CLAMP's secret canon
CLAMP has secret canons?! I thought they were ALL blatantly gay!
>> Anonymous
>>913696
No, I mean, in Japan. Those anthologies don't get financed by the western fandom.
>> Anonymous
>>913685
Ah, yes. I've heard of this. Reading it now, and so far I like it.

>>913721

Well, there are plenty of westerners who buy over the net. But you're right, and I HOPE that isn't the case.
>> Anonymous
>>913748>>913685
Everyone who liked "Boys Next Door" should check out Mizushiro Setona's "1999nen 7 no Tsuki Shanghai", scanlated by beautiful-Soup.
>> Anonymous
More RAAAAAAAAAAGE, please!!
I personally totally rage when I see Lockon/Setsuna; just because they've been on missions and Lockon being friendly to everyone, doesn't mean that they want to get into each other's pants.
>> Anonymous
>>913802
well the second ending does supply ammo...
>> Anonymous
>>913833
If I cut your hair equals I'm gay for you... then they're canon. Yeah, Lockon's a looker, but that doesn't mean tha he's a pedophile rapist. That RAGES me.
>> Anonymous
>>913585
Agreed! No money is good example of that. It just so unlogic! Who the hell would fall in love a guy, who rapes you if you talk of someone else than your rapist himself? I don't get it why that series is so popular.

>>913705
CLAMP like too much to tease people D:

I hate every pairing, where they make some good, strong-willed character a wimpy, spineless guy, urgggggh.
Like Hiruma, I absolutely hate it
>> Anonymous
>>913953
Yea, I totally don't get the appeal of Okana ga nai as well, I was utterly disgusted by it and RAAAAAAAGED.
>> Anonymous
I have no Matt/Mello pics, but god do I hate that pairing. Ridiculously popular and I have no idea why--the character has almost no screen time.

Other than that, needs more angry sex and equal fight sex, less seme/uke shit. Needs less turning normal character designs into blushing moeblobs. Also, I don't ship rival pairings because I want to see them cuddling and buying a puppy together, you stupid fucking fanartists.
>> Anonymous
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There are no words in the English language extreme enough to describe how much this pairing makes me want to break things. And it always gets such fucking gorgeous art.
>> Anonymous
>>913996
May I ask you why you hate this pairing? does it split your otp or anything?
>> Anonymous
What IS this pairing?
/newb at life
>> Anonymous
>>913962
The shittiest yaoi-series ever. But I download anime for a laughs.

I don't get the appeal of Matt/Mello at all either. But my friend ships it like crazy.
>> Anonymous
>>913996
Agreed agreed agreed so badly. They are just.. NO. Just because Yamamoto likes everyone and Hibari doesn't like anyone.. RAAAGEE.
>> Anonymous
Muraki/Hisoka. Just...no
>> Anonymous
>>913615
I haven't read anything from that other one, but oh god, Naono! I love her stuff! She's the only yaoi mangaka I can tolerate, because.. wao, just look at her stuff~
>> Anonymous
>>914140
Oh God. How could I forget that. .. Muraki/anyone. I hate his rotten guts and shipping him with anyone, especially Hisoka is a big no-no in my book.
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ANY pairing with Hughess (that isn't with his wife).

Buttsex with Roy? I don't THINK so. A little romance with giant armor guy? In your dreams. Because here's this little thing you assholes don't seem to understand: Hughes was a family man. He loved his WIFE (that's NOT Roy/Ed/you) and he had this little daugher, this adorable thing, and did you SEE how this girl was CRYING AT HIS GRAVE??!! Did it ever occur to you fuckers that maybe, just MAYBE there could be a ONE (1) male character in anime that actually has a FAMILY and actually cares about his family (other than fucking his daugher/sister/mom, you GODDAMN sick fucks!)??!! SHIT FUCKING JESUS!!! He did NOT cheat his wife, what the fuck, do you even have soul you evil motherfuckers??!

Why do you bastards have to ruin everything that's still GOOD and PURE in this world?! WHY?!! You wanna make Gluttony rape Al, whatever, but don't you DIRTY WHORES touch Hughes!

For he was a family man.
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I don't particularly like any pairing at all, unless it's canon and blatantly out there.

But anything and this guy makes me sad, shiver, cry, and RAGE like anything!
>> Anonymous
>>914147
.. You made me kinda go BAWWW. But yeah, I agree. Obviously straight guys suddenly turning gay.. like what.
>> Anonymous
>>913953
No Money is the perfect example of a shitty yaoi manga. Hell, it's not even yaoi, it's just a shitty fake-shota manga with the age 18 tacked onto Ayame's elementary school looking ass.. Sometimes I think that it's just a parody of all the shitty cliches in yaoi. I just can't respect the fans of it at all, especially the ones that defend it.
>> Anonymous
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>>914158
I can't ship any One Piece characters with anyone... they're just not interested in that kind of thing. I have to much respect for the characters to see them degraded in such a manner in fan art or fanfics.
It actually makes me physically ill to see any of them shipped with anyone else; Luffy in particularily.
>> Anonymous
>>914147
>Hughes/Al

Wait. Wut?
>> Anonymous
Gokudera/Tsuna and every other existing Tsuna pair. The entire idea of super-ukes just disgusts me.
>> Anonymous
>>913982
The main reason he's so easily shipped with Near is
1. he's a Whammy kid, too, and he left with Near (from what I've heard, at least)
2. BECAUSE he gets no screen time, the only thing we know about him is that he plays games and smokes. His personality could be ANYTHING, making him a perfect thing to use artistic lisence on
3. because he's too adorable to pass up

And there you have the perfect equation for a fan pairing. I can see why it could cause rage, though.
>> Anonymous
>>914423
>Near
Change those to Mello.
Playing Katamari Damacy apparantly kills more brain cells than I thought.
>> Anonymous
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>>913953

(I like this pair though, at least it sorta makes sense)
>> Anonymous
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>>914263
I only like that pairing when Tsuna is topping. Obviously, most of the fans of it make me rage.
>> Anonymous
>>912632

What is this?
>> Anonymous
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I don't hate Sasori/Deidara so much as I just don't get it. I don't see Sasori having any interest whatsoever in sex, and I don't see Deidara having any particular attraction toward him.

What really makes me rage is Matt/Mello, though. I can kind of see how theoretically it might be good, but pretty much everyone I've encountered who likes it are the kind of people who get so absorbed in their buttsex RPs that they've completely forgotten what happens on the actual show.
>> Anonymous
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>>914221

God, yeah. I hate Ayase and Kanou both with the burning intensity of a thousand suns. All that ever happens in it is that Kanou acts possessive and creepy, this is somehow "sexy" instead of "gross", Ayase forgives him, and then Kanou rapes him, except it's not rape because he owns Ayase and because Ayase comes so he obviously ENJOYS it. OBVIOUSLY.

I also hate Haruka Minami. Seriously, try a drinking game where you drink a shot every time there's a panel without any background, you'll be smashed in no time flat. At least with her, I can almost sort of see why people like the art. Ayase has an unfortunate resemblance to our friends from class Insecta. Just...just LOOK at it. Picture will be purged from hard drive as soon as it's been posted.
>> Anonymous
>>914477

Characters being on screen with eachother is more than enough to warrant rabid fangirls pairing them up.

lol at Mello and Matt, don't they have like 3 mns of screentime together?. That's more ridiculous than KH2 pairings (MOST OF THEM JUST POP UP TO FIGHT YOU AND DO NOTHING ELSE! NOTHING ELSE!)
>> Anonymous
>>914482
Yeah, but even so, Matt's there for like 15 panels. Usually, I would expect something like Matt/Mello to be a niche ship; there would be maybe 2 or 3 people who wrote really good fic for it, and one or two people who wrote badfic, and enough art to fill maybe two threads here, and that would be the end of it. But instead it's like The Pairing That Ate DN Fandom. It would be like if 50% of Naruto fandom shipped Iruka/the toothpick guy from the chuunin exams.
>> Anonymous
>Iruka/the toothpick guy from the chuunin exams

stfu their love is eterrnal
>> Anonymous
>>914423
Actually, you're buying into the whole fanon version of what happened. The reason there isn't much Matt in the story is because the author killed off all of Mello's baddies and needed to give him background henchmen. They covered up their "oh, shit!" moment by saying that, between the explosion and the fire, Mello called up the #3 Wammy boy for assistance. Even by those standards, Matt's just a backup to Mello, which is why it makes me RAGE SO HARD when people play that whole "Matt is the only one from Wammy that Mello took with him when he left" game. NO. Mello's team got killed off, and he needed a replacement, and since he couldn't get more redshirt Mafia guys, he called up the guy who ranked below him in school and made him his bitch. I really hate how the Mello/Matt shippers seem to have taken bits and pieces from How To Read:13 and left the more important pieces out, like how Matt really wasn't "Mello's only friend", the way they like to play it.
>> Anonymous
>>914570
Er, this doesn't mean that I don't find the pairing hot, though--just not TWOO WUV the way so many of the shippers do. I can totally get behind one or the other of them pinning the other to the wall and fucking his brains out. Just don't tell me they were sweethearts.
>> Anonymous
I have no problem with seterotypical yaoi scenarios, uke/seme relationships, whatever. I just don't like pairings that don't make any sense. Example: Godot/Edgeworth. Jesus, did they even meet? As long as they make a TINY BIT OF SENSE, the pairing is okay with me.

Do not want any pairings involving Rossiu though. I hate him.
>> Anonymous
>>913430

SHUT UP! D: MELLO IS MY BOYFRIEND IRL, YOU BROKE MY LIFE
>> Anonymous
>>914592

Pft, Edgeworth only has a boner for Phoenix and everyone knows.
>> Anonymous
>>914592
Um, have you played the 3rd game?
>> Anonymous
>>914625
Yes. Really, did they meet? I mean, Godot was missing the whole time you played as Edgeworth. Am I forgetting a scene, or what?
>> Anonymous
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>>914147
Congrats, you win the internets. MOST yaoi pairings make me sick. Often times its not just the images themselves. I can enjoy the art if its nicely done. What I hate more is the fantrolls that obsess over it like its a religion.

They will reach at anything to try and prove their couple is the only thing under the sun. Often times they are too young to even know how a relationship works, and go batshit when you say they need to grow up. I have a gay friend that absolutely hates yaoi pairings because, in his own words: The idea of seme/uke does not form love, it is a way of controlling someone.
The Hughes/anyone other than his wife is a good point. Gay men don't get married and gush about their families every second they can. And when Roy cried at the funeral....well go fucking figure! They were good friends! Other men were crying too! Jesus fuck I hate fangirls.


As for the pair that makes me rage Chris and Wesker. Because wanting/trying to kill you, your family, and friends is totally because I want to have a relationship meant to last.
>> Anonymous
>>914631
Well, Deigo is Godot and Miles did meet Deigo in 3-4.
>> Anonymous
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I will say I truly hate this pairing.

I will also say I'm a total hypocrite because I ship MukuHiba.
>> Anonymous
I pretty much hate all non-canon pairings and I hate obsessive (not all of you guys, just the rabid ones) shippers even more. It's a wonder I still manage to come here so much.
>> Anonymous
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>>914634

Last comment reminded me of this picture.
>> Anonymous
>>913015

Except for the part where he's clearly attracted to Haruhi? Even Itsuki realizes this and pesters Kyon to get with his feelings and confess in the novels.
>> Anonymous
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>>914705
speaking of which, who could really complain about AlucardXAnderson after Alucard starting CRYING when Anderson dies? I mean granted he killed him but...that was like...out of mercy. Alucard's killed millions of enemies, but for this guy he fucking cries.
Besides, something about men who REALLY enjoy trying to kill each other is just plain sexy. There's nothing romantic about it, it's purely sexual. I love the kind of AXAA fanart that shows them clearly aggressive but happy, and hate the kind where the artist makes it look loving and romantic. Pic related to the good kind of fanart.
>> Sena
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I'm sorry... but no. No. No!

I don't get it, I really don't. Now pair Smoker with the other brother... I'm good with that.

I save only because I'm an obsessive Smoker fangirl, and if SmoAce is what I have to save... then that's what I'll fucking save.

Damnit.
>> Cancer that is killing /g/ !zkraGArAss
pime taradox pairings

other than that I could give a shit. The only thing I care about is continuity/factual errors.
>> Anonymous
>>914546

omg, no waaaai! he's totally going around with that guy who showed up in the background once in episode nine, geez!
>> Anonymous
>>914663
Oh! You're right! I didn't really consider that.

Either way that's not even close to a basis for that pairing's existence.
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I fucking hate gavincest SO MUCH. I can't think of another AJ pairing I hate more than gavincest.
And what the shit is up with this doujin anyway? Since when did KRISTOPH of all people do the whole weepy uke thing? This doujin both enrages and confuses me.
>> Anonymous
>>914546
>>914846
Well played, anons.
>> Anonymous
>>914867
>Kriststoph
>weepy uke
DOES NOT COMPUTE
>> Anonymous
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>>913341

I know what you mean! It's my OTP, but GUDDAMMIT, there are folks that are just too personal. I like it out of wishful thinking, but there was this one chick that's all liek "Dude, they really do end up together," and I'm all liek "Yo, just go buy the other three games and shut the fuck up."

Anyway, pic related. It just annoys me to no end. It's either to cutesy or too fucking hilarious and I never attempted to take it seriously because of it.
>> Anonymous
>>914881
Maybe if he planned to be a weepy uke in order for some devious endgame? That's the only reason I could see him doing that. Like make Klavier feel massive guilt over forcing him, and then use that guilt to help him get out of prison or something?

I don't know, just fanwanking.
>> Anonymous
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>>914867

WHY DOES GOD LET THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!?!
>> Anonymous
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>>914867

Oh you fucking people...
>> Anonymous
>>914677
Definitely the same here, MukoHiba ftw, I just can't MukuTsuna
>> SupaFunStuff
GaaNaru XP i don't have pic
>> Anonymous
>>914127
I used to LOOOOVE Matt/Mello a long time ago because, well, I loved Mello and Matt was somebody he could be perceived to be happy with. If you were reading along with the manga, it feels a lot less absurd.

These days, I love them best as friends because they don't need to fuck to have an interesting relationship. BROTP
>> Anonymous
>>915056
Really? Most of the MelloxNear stuff I'm seeing is major mindfuckage. Near's physicality+habits lend well toward cutesy shota, but his personality doesn't, and my brain breaks at the thought of Mello being cutesy with ANYONE, be they Near, Matt, or even L.
>> Anonymous
>>915135
It's (sorta) half and half. Some people cutesify their relationship while others focus on their mindfuckery.
>> Anonymous
>>915080
>>915082
O fuck. I came in here to rage and I ended up lolling.
>> Anonymous
>>915171
Don't get me wrong--I can totally see Near pretending to be cutesy with Gevanni or someone that hasn't known him all his life, but the first time Near made Mello sleep in the wet spot, there'd be no fucking way that relationship didn't have domestic violence written all over it.
>> Anonymous
>>915192
Nah, I agree hardcore. That's kind of why I love Gevanni/Near because Mello and Near would just hurt each other.
>> Anonymous
>>915080

LOL best part of this thread
>> Anonymous
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Man, there isn't anything that makes me RAGE anymore. I used to get kind of ragey over the same stuff>>914147was ranting about, but now that I'm in SRW I just don't care. (because everyone involved in pretty much every pairing that anyone cares about is single)

I guess this because Lee is that much of a douchebag, but this is the only picture I've ever seen of it so it just makes me laugh and save for rarity instead.
>> Anonymous
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I hate it when everyone is magically gay and gets paired off. I am also squicked about real person slash (even if it's boybands...) Also, mpreg and guys becoming another guy's "little wife" tick me off.

Pic semi-related - a guy becoming another guy's wife, but this story was actually reasonably cute (if a little too /y/ to post in full) and by Naono Bohra. Polite sage.
>> Anonymous
>>915259
male preg is worse than furry in my book.

And I agree....what the hell is up with one gay has to be the "woman"? Even if you are gay, you are still a man. I really blame the media for making the "stereotype fag" that acts like a complete woman.
>> Anonymous
>>915311
In terms of general yaoi, I don't like where they both look like girls, or where one looks like girls, or where they look like really manly men.


Or have those big lips which scare me slightly.

Damnit, I want to read yellow again.
>> Anonymous
Good god, shippers look into things way too much. You guys will just grab at anything won't you?
>> Anonymous
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>>913802
Well, he's one of the most potential match-ups for Setsuna, if not the most potential.

>>914263
I don't mind Tsuna bottoming in pairings (but topping is fine too), but I wish people would stop making him such a moeblob all the time--he DOES have a badass side too, after all.
>> Anonymous
>>915878
Everyone's allowed to nitpick at things.
>> Anonymous
>>916170
...in their livejournal perhaps. this is /cm/ and I want pics not retarded shit like in this thread. gtfo, all of you.
>> Anonymous
>>916180
STFU I raaaaageeeeeee where I want