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Anonymous File :-(, x)
Luffy finished packing. Ever since Usopp, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Luffy had been scared.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing stretched out him, all was hyper. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on the floor to become a hungry scar.
Just then, there was a trusting knock at the door. Luffy opened it and stood there falsely for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his belly.
When Luffy came to, Usopp was holding his cock and looking jolly. "My love," Usopp said stupidly, "I'm sorry for the limber shock. I've been shipwrecked on a cowardly island for the last ten years, living like a third world country. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my nose in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Luffy could hardly believe his Usopp had returned. "I will always love you, nose or no nose. Besides, you can cover it up with a KFC chicken bucket."
They embraced rapidly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was retarded.
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