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Transformers Thread 5: It's almost been a week now. Anonymous
Previous thread:>>777146

Goddammit, this'll never end.
>> Anonymous
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/r/ing fanfiction and steamy kissing.
>> Anonymous
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>>779430
Agreed. I demand TC/SW fanfiction.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>779466
There's already shittons of it.
Not that I am complaining, I love it.

...
I prefer sammich though.

Skywarp/Thundercracker/Starscream
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I've been totally mesmerised by this pic. Seriously.
I dunno why, I don't even ship the pairing.

>>779500
What the shit? lmao


/r/ing MOAR STARSCREAM
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>>779508
Man...I once read an insane fanfic where Soundwave rapes Jazz.
I don't even ship it, but damn that was hot.

/r/ing more almost-not-worksafe-but-still-worksafe
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Why is there so little of Skyfire/Starscream?

/r/ing fanfiction, images, ideas...little drabbles you post here...
ANYTHING.
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>>779512
>Millions of years ago on Cybertron before the Autobots and Decepticons crashed on Earth, the scientist Skyfire and his friend Starscream went to check out an uncharted planet (Earth). Upon arrival, they detected no intelligent life, but Skyfire insisted on taking a closer look. They were over the arctic when a strong gust of wind picked up Skyfire and made him crash. Starscream went looking for him but did not find him...

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
;_;
>> Anonymous
Holy crap, Anon.

I though 3 was pushing it...
>> Anonymous
>>779534
Just so you know, this is actually the 7th thread.
>> Anonymous
>>779546

Considering that I've never been into the Transformers fandom in my life, I find it absolutely baffling that there is so much fanart of this nature for it.

Can somebody explain what's so cute about it, please?

I'm not trolling, I just am really curious now...
>> Anonymous
>>779556
Transformers started in 1984 and is one of the biggest franchises in the world.

Of course the fandom is hueg.
>> Anonymous
>>779558

Yes, but I'm wondering how robots = moe.
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>>779570
Then we'll have to start questioning what moe really IS and why we find certain things moe.
It's too grand. Just post moe images.
>> Anonymous
>>779570
Anything can be moe if you want it to.
But personally I prefer my 'bots a bit more... robust.

(And here's hoping it doesn't eat my picture this time.)
>> Anonymous
>>779580

God damn it.
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>>779585
>> Yakitori
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>>779570
Starscream and Bumblebee are ridiculously moe, when you really look at it.

Sure, Starscream is cunning and backstabbing, but Chris Latta's voice definitely made his character. He could sound conniving and deadly one minute, then when backed into a corner, he sounded, for lack of better term, sniveling and dare I say cute. For example, the pic I've uploaded <-----

And Starscream is pretty moe for this reason as well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IYe8JRVzAE

His moe-ness is also influenced by his relationship with Megatron. He outright hates the guy and openly berates and insults him, but at the same time, Starscream takes a fair share of abuse from him to put him back in his place. Take, for example, "Hoist Goes Hollywood", that's probably the worst case of Screamer abuse, and you can't help but feel bad for the guy. Also, Starscream can be cute at really strange moments, like at the end of "An Autobot in King Arthur's Court" as seen in the link here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce_VOlRTT_8

Bumblebee is moe primarily because of his younger age than the other characters, and definitely how he looks up to Prime more like a father figure than a leader. His youth and naivete make him fairly popular.

His devotion to Prime is also a target for attention as well. If you watch the episode Auto Berserk, a few Autobots including Prime get turned evil by some Decepticon device. Bee is deeply upset when Prime starts attacking him, and when Prime is turned good again he reaches out for Bee and hugs him. The smile on Bee's face inspired a great big "DAAAAAAAW" out of me.
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For everyone who hasn't watched Megatron Rising yet:

Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4UWPQl6Rbw

Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrsh7tQ1hg

There is hotness all over this episode, coming from Blitzwing, Starscream, FUCKING MEGATRON YOU GUYS. HOLY SHIT.

Oh also, Prime revs his engine when he gets angry. I came hard. REALLY hard.
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>>779594

Oh, forgot a relevant .gif
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>> Yakitori
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FIST, ANGRY GOD, UNF, ETC
>> Yakitori
>>779430
>>779466

Anons want TC/SW fanfiction, yes?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3484454/1/Gravity
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4050381/1/What_Are_Best_Friends_For_Anyway

For>>779504, I give you Seeker Sammich
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3950659/1/The_Inevitable
>> Anonymous
>>779601
Oh Prime.
I'd let you have me.
Even if it broke me in two.
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>>779603
FUCK YES YOU ARE THE GREATEST NAMEFAG EVER.
;_;

[spoiler]doyoutakerequestsbtw[/spoiler]
>> Yakitori
Skywarp-centric, but definitely BAAAAAAAW material

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1865637/1/Regrets

;___;
>> Yakitori
>>779607

I take requests, yes. Also, do you guys want me to upload the Transformers phone sex dialogues I wrote for /co/? And if you want, I can try and write more a bit later. I was thinking of doing Bee.

For lulz, I'd write a phone sex dialogue for Shockwave and Blur.

Oh, more fanfiction here:

TC/SW
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3371192/1/Persuasive_Tactics

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2366475/1/Cleaning_Service
>> That one girl nobody cares about
>>779616
I already saved them, hurr. I could post them if you don't mind.
>> Yakitori
>>779512

Skyfire/Starscream fanfiction GOGOGO

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4073676/1/Bonus_Points_for_Subtlety

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3816185/1/Midnight_in_the_Himalayas

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3129013/1/Field_Repairs

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4118074/1/Cave
>> Yakitori
I'll give writing a Shockwave drabble a shot:

Shockwave's POV

"I could say Cybertron is a lonely place. Quiet, unanimated, dare I say abandoned. True, there are pockets of citizens here or there, but I can't find it in me to care about them. I don't leave my post. Ever. Not since... not since he placed this planet in my care. It is an honor, a privelege, to serve him... But it feels like so much more. To serve someone as prestigious as him, fills me with a sensation of importance, of relevance, one which I haven't felt the likes of before. The strange emotion called excitement seizes my spark whenever he contacts me. Even if he yells at me, berates me, commands me, I do not care; as long as I hear that militant voice, one that commands my respect and attention... My response to his commands are in direct relation to the pulses in my spark; I'd do anything to serve him, and dare I say it fills me with bliss to be of use to him... I do not feel jealousy toward those he selected to go with him, though my logic sensors tend to nudge me towards mentally berating him for choosing Starscream... How could he associate with one who does not show him even the slightest respect? I honor Lord Megatron with my actions, my speech, my everything, and would do so for the rest of eternity."

Meh, not great, but it's what I was feeling at the moment. Is it weird that I can accurately do Shockwave's voice?
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>>779644
How can Shockwave talk if he doesn't have a mouth?

Anyway, reposting your other phone sex stuff.

Prime:

"I carry you to the bedroom, gently, silently, and lay you down so that you're comfortable. I prepared for tonight; there are candles lit all over. Your cheeks are flushed, just like they always are when I look at you like this. Don't be shy; we've done this many times before. And there's nothing to fear; I'll always be gentle with you. I just barely caress your skin and you break into light shivers, and seeing this only makes me want to do more to you. Over and over I massage and squeeze you, and your moans urge me on. My eyes lock with yours as I take in every expression of pleasure on your face. I feel my overload approaching as you return your ministrations, but I won't allow myself to finish. Not until you have, multiple times."
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>>779647
Megatron:

"You're backing away slowly... Yes... I can see it in your eyes... So fearful, yet... You cannot escape it. Give in to it. Give in to your fear, your lust, you filthy sensual creature. You're cornered against a wall, your heart is pounding away, and no matter how afraid you are, you cannot take your eyes from mine, can you? The shirt. I want it off. Yes, that's it. Slowly, tempt me... Though in a few moments I'm going to ravage you beyond your wildest dreams... Oh why wait? I'm going to do it now, whether your clothing is on or off. But you like it, don't you? You like that I take control; that I take control of this body, this body which is now MINE, not yours. I own your body, and will do with it things which will elicit the most poetic of cries..."
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Barricade:

"You're pinned beneath me, my hands clenched tightly around your wrists. Go ahead and struggle; we both know that you want this. I can smell your fear as well as your lust, you filthy creature. Is that blood? Hmm... You bleed so easily. That's good to know. After all, in your state of fear, we both know that you WILL submit pleadingly, willingly, and beg me to plunge your body into a pain and pleasure filled nightmare. Look at you. You're already begging."
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>>779648
btw, you need to do a longer version for Blitzwing.

Blitzwing:

"Und now, I am slowly, teasingly caressing you, torturusly... It iss driving you crazy... Und zen.. *WHIRRWHIRRSWITCH* AROUSED, ARE YOU?! I'LL POUND YOU HARD! I'LL MAKE YOU BEG!! YOU WANT MORE?! FINISHED ALREADY?! WEAKLING; I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP *WHIRRWHIRRSWITCH* LOLOLOL VHAT IS ZAT SING ZER?! CAN I BREAK IT?! PLEASE LET ME BREAK IT!"
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Bumblebee and Prowl:

"You want to touch me where?..."

("Exactly where I said. Sensually, softly... I can already see it on your face... You love it")

"I-It... it does feel kinda good.... ahhhh.... M-More..."

("More....?")

"M-more p-please... A-Ahhn..."

("Shh.... You don't want anyone to hear you, do you? After all, there are people right outside the room where we are... But we can't stop, not right now... You're leaning yourself into my touch, your back pressed against the wall and your hips giving inadvertent thrusts...")

"*biting lip* I'm t-trying so hard not to... n-not to make too much n-noise---AAAaaaahhnnn..."

("Shhh... They're standing right outside...")

"Nnnf... D-Don't stop... Don't stop...."

("So sensitive all over... I wonder what happens when I rub right here... Yes, right here, I can see it in your eyes; you want me to touch it... A few more strokes will send you over the edge...")

"*pant pant pant*"

("Harder?")

"Y-Yes...!! AAAAAHHNNnnnnn.... *pant pant pant*"
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Starscream:

"What... What are you doing?! I deserve to be on top!!! Wait.. What are you doing with your hands?!... P-Please... If you touch there--aaaaahhnn!! I n-never knew I was so sensitive... Y-You're touching me in places I've neve--ahhnnnn.... If you keep going like this, I'll.... M-My cockpit...? You want me to open it? There's nothing AAAAAAHHHHNNNNN PRIMUS!!! *pant pant pant* M-My systems... G-Going into o-o-overload..."

and

"What... What are you doing?! NO!! I DESERVE TO BE ON TOP!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!! W-Wait... What are-- aaahhhnn... N-No, don't touch that...!! A-Ahhhhhnnnn..!! S-Stop, NO my body isn't sensitive to your touch!!! *bites lip* Nnnf..... N-nnnnggghhh... P-Please... Aahhhnnnn.... N-No... l-leave my cockpit aloAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNN *pant pant pant pant pant* Aahhnn.... AHHHNNN... I-If you keep d-doing that... I-I'm.... *pant pant pant* I-I'm going to.... O-o-overloaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNNNN PRIMUS YEESSSSSSSSSS!!!"
>> Anonymous
>>779616
Write one with Bee, where he is delicious molest-material.
Then write more for Starscream, I can't get enough of him.

Then...perhaps one between Cracker and Skywarp?
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>>779597
>Prime revs his engine when he's angry

ANGRY SEX WITH PRIME DO WANT RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> The unfriendly femanon A.K.A Franzy
>>779654
>>779652
>>779651
>>779650
>>779648
>>779647
>>779646
Magnificence.
>> Yakitori
>>779658

I'm serious, watch Megatron Rising NAO

I came like a freaking fountain.

>>779651

Blitzwing:

"Hm. Interezting, ztrange, but interezting. Zat a body made of flesh und blood izz zo sensitive in itz extremities. I vunder... if maybe mine iss ze same?... No matter. I am far more curious about yours. You leave yourself qvite vulnerable like ziss...*WhirrWhirrSwitch*... I could CRUSH you in an instant, along with EVERY part of your body at the mercy of your pathetic arousal! Iz zat... FEAR?! Ahh, I LIKE zis!! ANYTHING I touch at this point could pleasure you or DESTROY you... ZIS is what it izz like to be in control; you, standing on ze very EDGE of pain or pleasure, and vhere you fall iss ALL up to vhat I VANT to do viss you! NOW!! ON YOUR KNEES! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I CAN DESTROY YOUR BODY, JUST BY USING YOUR AROUSAL AGAINST YOU, YOU PATHETIC FLESHLING!!! SCREAM! BEG! IT ONLY TELLS ME YOU VANT MORE!..*WhirrWhirrSwitch* ...*deranged snickering* You are leaking lubricant all over yourself.... VHY IS ZAT?! *more deranged laughter* Iss there more inside of you?! Eef I touch ZAT, vill more come out? Vhat eef I SQVUEEEZE it? Bite it? TEAR IT OFF?! I KNOW!! LET'S FIND OUT!!!!!!*hysterical laughter* "
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>> Anonymous
>>779684
I'm frightened and horny.
>> Yakitori
>>779711

As well you should be
>> Anonymous
>>779712
Now I am sad I am not a giant human that can be molested by giant robots.
>> Anonymous
>>779607

Can I have the sauce of that pic please?
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>>779726
4chan.
/cm/

;_;
I'm sorry.
>> Anonymous
Yakitori.

You need to write Optimus/Starscream. Even if only a short drabble.
I beg of you, there's so little of it.
>> Anonymous
>>779598
OH JESUS, I came moe bricks.
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>>779746
I second this with all my heart. There is not enough of it.
>> Anonymous
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>>779658
That's a fanon trait suddenly becoming CANON. Gods I'm so aroused.
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>>779726
I might help you with the sauce. Should be this:
http://12ha.sadist.jp/hp2/han/x.html
>> zy
>>779755
Oh God more angry Prime.
>> Anonymous
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoar
>> Anonymous
>>779616

Shockwave... AND BLURR?

I have to see this for the lulz.
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More fic recs please?
Have some crack in the form of Starscream/Bee:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4059375/1/Wonderwall
>> Anonymous
>>779654

RESPONSE:


“You’re startled as I grab you from out of nowhere and push you against the nearest surface. Could be a desk, could be a wall; I don’t care, as long as I get to watch you squirm. You want to know, ‘What’s the meaning of this?’ As if I’d tell you…? But you already know, don’t you? I’m whispering coarsely in your ear, letting you KNOW how angry I am. Where do you get off having your way with me, anyway? Who gave you that right?! Certainly not me! *thrusters are rotating in a vicious hum* No, no! Don’t try to escape! I want you to know how it feels…to be so deliciously manipulated to climax.

I start caressing you all over, ignoring you every time you protest. Why do you even bother? You know you like it—yes, you love being touched like this, don’t you? Maybe if I go here…? …*purrs* You make lovely sounds for such a filthy creature. My touch is firmer now. Heavens, I won’t break you, (that would ruin the fun) but no more of those teasing feather-light strokes. You weren’t gentle with ME, now, were you? That’s right—you deserve everything I do to you, and you know it. You WANT it, you shameless thing. Do you SEE yourself, the way you move so pleadingly into my hands, making those wanton sounds? *chuckles darkly* Are you embarrassed? You should be. Keep writhing and moaning for me; keep making such a wonderful fool of yourself as you come for me. Now you know how it feels…”
>> Anonymous
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Out of curiosity, has anyone stopped by /m/chan (it's at http://mchan.miotd.com/spaceaids/ if you don't know) and hit up the TF board? There was a smokin hawt one shot fic with TFA Prowl and Bumblebee there.
>> Anonymous
HOW are transformers cute males?
>> Anonymous
>>779883
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU
>> Anonymous
>>779893

Because they're male (technically), they're hot, and we want to make SWEET CLANG CLANG CLANG with them. And also mecha wouldn't want our FILTHY FILTHY FANGIRL HANDS to ruin their giant robots, heavens no.
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>>779886
Now THAT is just...

wow.
>> Anonymous
>>779886
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
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>>779893
Because canon claims they have a gender, thus males.
Because they can be HOT and MOE and both at the same time.
So they fit, end of story.
>> Anonymous
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This thread broke my brain. Thanks(?) /cm/.
>> Anonymous
>>779886
Oh God write more...please.

(goddammitIhatetobeanRPfagbutIwishsomeonewouldRPhotgayrobotsexwithme)
>> Anonymous
>>779905

Tell me who you want next and I'll see what I can do!
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>>779908
What about Soundwave?
>> Anonymous
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Guys, I don't know if it's been recced already but I've just finished reading the most recent chapter of this, and I NEED to share: best TF:A fic to date!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4046814/1/Rubicon
>> Anonymous
>>779911

His speech pattern is difficult to lay down, but it would be interesting to work with a mech who conveys mostly through physicality. Check back later to see what I cooked up!
>> Anonymous
>>779912

Also, I'm glad that you guys love this so much! I'm the co-author in writing this.

(I am the same person as>>779886)
>> Anonymous
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>>779915
Oh jesus, you people are gods among men.
>> Anonymous
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I have found heaven.
THANK YOU /cm/
>> Anonymous
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>>779912
Oh fuck i love that fanfic!

Freakin love you /cm/ have sum Dinobots! <3
>> Anonymous
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>>779921
Ditto. I don't remember anything as epic as these TF threads in a looong time.
>> Anonymous
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<<Lol have sum of this pairing

Who ships this? I've never seen fanfics or pics (except this and one other)
>> Anonymous
>>779912
this fanfic needs more Prowl/Bee and Starscream/anyone
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Reposting tohjo sakana's stuff in case anyone missed the links.
Fanart (including plenty of NSFW): http://www.sendspace.com/file/w2utkj
Toys: http://www.sendspace.com/file/gel641
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>>779928
B-but it's not HEADED in that direction. It'd be a different fic altogether, wouldn't it?
>> Anonymous
>>779934
I know... I'm just sad because I don't like ANY of those pairings in that fic.
):
>> Anonymous
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I dream of a day in which Beast Wars will get more fics/art as well.
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>>779936
That's really too bad: the fic is soooo good.
Well, we have ficfags around! Ask for pairings you like, you might be heard.
>> Anonymous
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>>779940
Word. Someday I'll make a Beast Wars thread and dump everything I have, which is still too little.
>> Anonymous
>>779948

Anyone know what this says?
>> Anonymous
>>779952
I'm hoping someone will translate it *sweat* I really would like to know why there's a bear standing with them?
>> Anonymous
>>779949
y'think so? I'm sad too...I want my delicious smut and sexy, but I just don't like the pairings. Dammit.

If I could request... it'd be either, Optimus/Starscream, Seeker sammich, Prowl/Bumblebee (animated), Blitzwing/Starscream (animated) and general raep.

Also, for non-pairing stuff... I really like oneshots that are either grimdark, or incredibly funny. I like dark oneshots that are about... well, it could be anything from general evil Megatron, Megatron punishing Decepticons (without it being sexual), Decepticons winning the war, random torture, Autobots that are not as they seem (lol). And a personal favourite of mine; bot interaction with random humans, without it being sexual.
>> Anonymous
>>779952
Can't give you the exact translation, but:
Bee is mute in the movie, so he tries to draw to communicate. Except he fails so much at it nobody understands what the drawing was meant to be. Nobody but Optimus, who instantly recognizes all the people Bee drew, making him ridiculously happy. (the second picture is already posted somewhere, but I'm sure you know which one I'm talking about.)
>> Anonymous
>>779965
LOL that's not a bear, the moon next to it should say Ironhide. Probably too difficult to draw in movie form?
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>>779966Optimus/Starscream

...YES. Ficfags, where?
>> Anonymous
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"I WANNA ROCK"

"ROCK!"
>> Anonymous
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<<Have sum delicious Armada
>> Anonymous
>>779969
LOL really? Thank you for telling me~
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>>779975

That pic and this pic make me so happy.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>780000
Fuck you HotRod.
Not only did you steal the Matrix, you also stole that mini-GET.
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
>> Anonymous
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>>780001
I want an AU with Jazz creating his own band and Soundwave not wanting to join. Or pretending not to.
>> Anonymous
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>>780007
I LOL'D SO HARD
>> Anonymous
Unnn. OKami here. Kujaz and I were working on a fic for a while, where we were screwing with the movieverse... Cons won, all bots not killed were slaves. Basically, it's a HUEG overloadfest. BUT, it's totally not finished. Anybody interested still...?
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>>780016
You don't even have to ask! WANT.
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>>779966
Optimus/Starscream -
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3843690/1/
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3887989/1/
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3735155/1/

Seeker Sammich -
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3710568/1/
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3730364/1/
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3795227/1/

can't help with the Animated stuff D:
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>>780000
Hot Rod....
Give me back that fucking GET, you worthless pile of scrap. The only good you ever did was bring me back to fix all your problems.

While we're at it, unhand that Matrix this fucking second.
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>>780024
B-but Optimus! ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>780016
ALWAYS INTERESTED.

Please let there be some delicious Bee/Barricade and.............. I dunno how, but Prime/Screamer would be a dream come true, somehow.

Oh! And here's an idea. The Lamborghini twins being molested by Skywarp and Cracker (they weren't in the movie but... they do exist).

Also, though I know it's controversial, I'd like for the human characters to be present. Some as slaves (of course not sexual, they're too fucking small) and some as rebells or something?
I...I like human interaction. I love when two completely opposite sides meet and just...
talk.
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In b4 totally OOC Optimus/Hot Rod starting with "GIVE ME BACK THE MATRIX" and continuing along the lines of "YOU'VE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY" and "ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE LIKE YOU" and "SHUT UP AND HAVE A SPANKING"
Sorry, I got carried away.
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>>780028

You've run this organization right into the fucking ground!
>> Anonymous
>>780031
I meant Rodimus. Whatever.
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>>780028
NOW, Hot Rod.
>> Anonymous
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>>780029
I'm all for Prime/Screamer, but I could live without Barricade/Bee. Even if in a Decepticons-winning setting, the latter is probably more likely. No humans unless they're really needed for the plot.

But I really don't want to bitch and moan. Whichever you authors came up with is surely going to be awesome. (Any spoilerific detail you feel like sharing?)
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>>780016
DO WANT! Please!
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>>780031
I am mildly disgusted at your suggestion that I wish to engage in sexual intercourse with -Hot Rod-.
Even I have limits.
>> Anonymous
>>780036

There's no fun in the surprise if we spoil it ;)
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>>780035
Awwwww.
>> Anonymous
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>>780039
I'm not crazy for the pairing (at all) but I could see that. Delicious punishment.
>> Anonymous
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>>780042
Aw, not even a hint towards the main pairings? (insert suggestive emoticons here)
>> Anonymous
>>780042
Bee/Barricade is a must if it's movieverse. Barricade hunted Bee down 4 times, then he proceeded to kick Barricade's ass.

Yeah, it's a must.
>> Anonymous
>>780048
instead of a main pairing, they could try to...spread it out a little? Y'know, in the beginning it could be set up like just several oneshots that relate to one big story, but in no specific order, about different bots doing...stuff. Then later on the oneshots become one huge story and are then...uh... gathered together to become one big story.
>> Anonymous
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>>780051
Honestly, that's only from a shipper's point of view. The fact that the two have the most interaction can be blamed on the absolute lack of other Transformers in the first half of the movie.
>>780054
Nice idea. But I'd say let the authors decide for themselves... unless they like our brainstorming, of course.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Words cannot express how much I love you right now, /cm/. There has been nothing this epic in my memory as an oldfag. I seriously don't know what I'm going to do with my time if/when a new thread doesn't get created. Somebody has to keep drawing fanart and writing fics as fast as we can max these threads or my life will lose all purpose...
>> Anonymous
>>780058
I don't even ship them, but in the movieverse, the two of them make "the most sense". Bleh.
>> Anonymous
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>>780065
I know what you mean. It feels like I come back to /cm/ only for this. And it's beautiful every time.
>> Anonymous
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>>780007
Sauce on this? (image also related)
>> Anonymous
Khm. I bring teaser. =3 Cade/Bee was not present in the written part, simply because we haven't gotten there; neither were humans, because the Cons, after claiming the Cube, left the planet. This little part is a /cm safe excerpt - OP visits Bee.

"Optimus!" The little soldier jumped down from his berth, rushing to his fallen leader and greeting him like a long-lost friend. "You're really here...I haven't seen you in ages!"

Optimus responded in kind, pulling his smaller comrade close, flaring his energy fields against him. He was not allowed to interface with anybody on the ship aside Megatron - unless the leader wanted a show - but no restrain in the universe could keep him from comforting his comrades like this. "I have only three breems. He allowed me to come here because he got pleasant news. I wanted to see how you are. Little Bee, dear little Bee..." he stopped there. 'Sorry' had lost all its power long ago. 'I'm here for you' was simply a lie. "Be strong for me. I'll need you, my bravest soldier."

Bumblebee's faceplates slacked, even as he nuzzled up against Prime's body and allowed himself to be wrapped in the other's energy. "I'm trying, Optimus," he said, voice a hushed whisper. "But...it's so hard. Some days, it feels like there's really nothing left, other days I just want to take one of those Decepticons and beat them to a pile of slag. I can't do anything. It's a horrible feeling, Optimus." Bumblebee looked up at his fallen leader, squeezing arms around his waist.

"Why? Why must we be like this?"
>> Anonymous
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>>780070
H-heart broken now. ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>780070
Oh god want so much
>> Anonymous
>>780070
;_;
Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>> Anonymous
>>780073
Poor Blue! *clings to him*
>> Anonymous
>>780070
Oh god, here I go, shipping these two harder than ever. BAWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>780070
I am incredibly depressed now.

I still like the idea of the Lamborghini's and the Seekers.

taste of their own medicine.
>> Anonymous
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>>780073
>>780070

...;_;
>> Anonymous
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When did this turn into a you BAWWWWW you lose - TF VERSION! thread? ;_;
>> Anonymous
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>>779911
>Sorry this took so long! Satisfactory?

SOUNDWAVE:
“*vocalizer crackles with a suspiciously menacing tone* Prisoner’s state: confused. Location: classified. Strongly advised not to struggle… *visor brightens in the dark space* Repeat: Strongly advised not to struggle. *pushes you down firmly as you rattle your chains, realizing you’re cuffed to the concrete behind you.* …Scanning…sensing fear. *You can’t help feeling he’s smiling wickedly.* Fear unnecessary. Desire to harm: minimal. *He trails one finger over your body, tantalizing and slow, exploring curiously. You feel a shuddering vibration in the air as he hums and it seems to wrap around you, trapping you in a blanket of sensation.* Present harm would spoil the fun…

*Despite your rising alarm, he persists. When you struggle, he pulls you up by the chains around your wrists and holds you against the wall, still somehow managing to grope and caress you while keeping you his literal prisoner.* Curiosity: prominent. Desire to learn increasing. *You thrash again, and his visor flashes, his systems whirr to life. The vibrations become an extension of his physical touches, cupping against your body everywhere, defying the laws of physics. It feels oddly fantastic, undesired contact notwithstanding.* …There are rules. Prisoner’s function: total submission. Failure to comply will be penalized. You WILL comply.
>> Anonymous
>>780084

CONTINUED:
*He likes seeing the confused panic on your face, teasing you with more firm strokes and pulsing vibrations, massaging your body, forcing you to relax. You’re a pliable doll of ecstasy in his hands; you sense he wants to keep it that way. The mask and visor obscure his expressions from you completely, adding a whole new sense of the unexpected to his ministrations. He could go on with you like this for /hours/, not caring whether or not you climax or how many times you do. He’s perfectly content pulling your strings like a puppet master, scolding you in harsh computerized tones when you disobey and rewarding with blissful waves of sound upon good behavior.*


Yes, it was so much I had to chop it up. Lack of speech means I have to make up for it with physical interaction...
>> Anonymous
>>780084
OH FUCK. I came bricks. I came Energon cubes.
>> Anonymous
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DID SOMEONE SAY BAWWWWWWWWWW?
>> Anonymous
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>>780088
>> Anonymous
>>780084
>>780086
*fap*

...

*fapfap*

.................

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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>> Anonymous
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Bawwwwing time.
>> Anonymous
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>>780070
>>780084
HOW CAN I BAWWWWW AND FAP AT THE SAME TIME?
>> Anonymous
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This thread.
IT IS MADE OF GREATNESS AND JUSTICE.
>> Anonymous
>>780099
Easy.

Fap to the scene where Optimus dies in TFTM.
>> Anonymous
>>780103
Cullen's voice in Prime's dying scene made me hard as fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>780088
>>780086
>>780084
>>780083
>>780073
>>780070
*fapfapfapfa-BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-fapfapfapfapfap*

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME
>> Anonymous
>>780106
His voice in GENERAL makes me hard as fuck. Not isolated to any one scene.
>> Anonymous
Lambo for teh masses.

Seeing the approaching flyer, Barricade's red optics flickered and narrowed and he pulled Sunny a little closer, possessively. Starscream paid it little mind as he stepped directly in front of Barricade's path.

"Barricade." He cooed.

"Starscream," grunted the fellow Con. "Mind moving your aft?" Sneering, he added, "Some of us have places to be."
Starscream snorted. "I was just going to compliment you on the lovely catch."

There was a grinding noise rising from the golden warrior's vocalizer, and he curled his fingers around the collar – as Barricade pulled the leash, it cut off his air intakes. Oh, how he wanted to pounce down on the Seeker, to tear his wings off…! However, something dawned on him suddenly… Alright, he was not able to attack, not able to speak his mind, but if he played the words right… he might even help Prime's plans to progress.

Despite the slight disgust he felt, he moved closer to Barricade, and carefully adjusted his outer energy fields. Just a little bit, just for a touch of warmth, a fleeting tingle.
~tbc~
>> Anonymous
Barricade shivered ever so slightly as a brush of energy mingled against his frame, smirking over his shoulder at Sunny and returning the favor. He spread his own field out enough to press a little into Sunny's, low chills laced under the warmth that accompanied it. Still, even as he did this, he kept talking to Starscream with obvious disdain.
"You got your claim on the last one, Starscream. Don't be greedy."

"Greedy?" Starscream scowled. "You're one to talk. Sting is practically your personal escort! At least once I'm done with them, I have the generosity to share."

Barricade's optics rolled. "Take the brother, then. I helped to capture them, after all; I've technically already got first rights."

Finders keepers," Sunstreaker added quietly, seemingly absent-mindedly - he even looked away, surveying the corridor, his fingers rubbing the collar. It was a dangerous game - if he won't be quick enough to placate Starscream later, it might get dangerous. But, he loved to live dangerous. Con intelligence decreased in direct ratio to their successes - the more powerful they get, the more careless they became. They stopped noticing the obvious, not to mention the trickery and hidden agendas.

Starscream leered at the golden mech, and then at Barricade, who motioned for him to move aside.
"And by the way, since Blackout helped, I offered him a first right, too--so," Barricade grinned, "You'll just have to wait your sorry turn."
>> Anonymous
>>780110

To clarify for everyone, "Sting" is what we have determined Bumblebee's Decepticon designation to be.
>> Anonymous
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/cm/.


When did you get this awesome?
Seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>780108
Of course! But that scene ... oh God... I just .... Oh Godddddd... Primus....

I wonder if when he has sex with his wife, he comes in Prime's voice.
>> Anonymous
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My only problem is that when I read movieverse fic, my mind pictures Starscream as his G1 self, without fail.
>> Anonymous
>>780120

Happens to me, too, unfortunately. I'm not a fan of movie!Screamer's design.
>> Anonymous
I want a pic of Primus smoking... or any of the others really. Not sure why but i think that`ll be hot.
>> Anonymous
>>780120
That's because he looks like a freaking chicken in the movie.

G1 is the best. I just imagine him a little rounder and more moe, like in fanart.
>> Anonymous
>>780117
That is one of the most disturbing, amazing and downright hilarious things I've ever read.

And now, just like you, I'm strangely curious.
>> Anonymous
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>>780122
I doubt ANYONE would be a fan of movie Starscream.
Have good holo of him and Blackout though.
>> Anonymous
>>780128

Oh my fellow anon, how I love you and your endless plethora of TF goodness.
>> Anonymous
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>>780125
>> Anonymous
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>>780130
This artist's just happens to be my fav Blackout design ever.
>> Anonymous
>>780109
>>780110
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwant
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Scorpo-boobs.
Why is Scorponok always female in fanart anyway?
>> Anonymous
>>780143

Hell hath no fury. That bitch will stab you in cold blood and drag you through the desert dunes.
>> Anonymous
>>780143
I'll allow female scorponok because that's hot as fuck.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Blackout 'n Barricade.
>> Anonymous
>>780128
aaaaand I suddenly want Black Out fics.
>> Anonymous
>>780088
>>780086
>>780084
>>780083
>>780073
>>780070
Oh my God...too HOT for words! I B'awww all at the sametime too!
>> Anonymous
This thread delivers.
As always.
>> Anonymous
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>>780182
TF threads = always a delivery.
I love you all.
>> Anonymous
/r/ing drabbles.
your drabbles.
I need a read before I sleep.
>> Anonymous
>>780177

I am still in a perfectly WRITER-HAPPY mood, so if ANY of you want me to do another phonesex session with a mech, say the word. I warn you that I might not be able to do certain characters very well, but I can at least attempt.
>> Anonymous
>>780190
Willing to write phonesex between two bots, for a change?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>780193

Name me the mechs and I'll try.
>> The unfriendly femanon A.K.A Franzy
This thread.
Is magnificent.
>> Anonymous
>>780182
Hell yes!
>> Anonymous
>>780199
Optimus.
Starscream.


Goddammitthereisjusttoolittleofthesetwo
>> Anonymous
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>>780204
OH LAWD, I meant to name the very same pairing. I'm the one who suggested>>780193
Anon is so full of surprises.
>> Anonymous
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>>780190

Oh man. If you're still willing to try it between two bots after the previous anon's request, can I ask for Jazz/Prowl? ;_; I know it's a popular pairing, but I just don't get enough of them.
>> Anonymous
>>780190
Would you mind writing phoensex with the Lamborghini twins? or thundercracker and skywarp? Not with each other, but the two of them having phone sex with some anonymous.
>> Anonymous
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>>780215
I would actually be VERY interested in the with-each-other version, too.

Also lol out of context screencaps.
>> Anonymous
>>780212

I will get on it after Screamer and Prime are done ;D Okami says she will take care of the Lambo twins.
>> Anonymous
OKami will try his best. ^^
>> Anonymous
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>>780220
Oh jesus, if I had any way to send you people my internets I would.
>> Anonymous
>>780220
;_;
I love you so fucking much...

anyway, I gotta go to bed... if this thread gets maxed out and you make a new one (oh god), please link it here so I can find it again.
>> Anonymous
waiting in motherfucking excitement.
I love writefags.
>> Anonymous
>>780226

I don't believe it. It's been maxed. XD DARE WE GO FOR AN EIGHTH THREAD, GUYS?
>> Anonymous
Make a 6th thread NOW so I can watch it before I go to bed.
>> Anonymous
>>780282

I did it.
>> Anonymous
>>780256
YES PLZ!!