ITT post a /cm/ and what their job/career would be if they were real.Try to keep the repost jobs to a minimum (ie not 5 or 6 characters with Hooker on their resume or some shit). And hey, be creative!Dante: Part time P.I, Part time Pizza delivery boy
Model
Sign language teacher/instructor
Hooker
Housewife. MY housewife.
Pimp
(Deceased)
Yamato - Lead singer/guitarist of a bandTai - Soccer Coach
>>881187>Sex dollFixed.
>>881204Then therefore>>881179Taxidermist
The Messiah
Part time gourmet, part time butler
prosecutor
>>881194Blocking out the last Episode much?Hitman
>>881211So morbid... I love it.Now I want to see Tieria literally fuck the stuffing out of Lockon's cold, stiff dead body.
>>881406amen
>>881406Cheater.
>>881444This thread is full of cheat
>>881430Oh, 4chan.
Sperm bank worker
um.
Unemployed.
Hitchhiking hippie who sells new age crap to gullible people. Only wears hemp clothing.
slut
Pig farmer
brain surgeon
illegal drug lord
Specialist in military tactics with a secret side job as a scarf-knitter.
masseuse
Graduate student, working toward a PhD in materials science or chemistry.
>>882381lol nohematologist
>>882416Lol no. Vlad the Impaler had no inclination towards blood until certain people tacked that on. You're thinking of Dracula.Since vampires aren't generally considered real....I'd say: Politician!
>>882430well if you wanna get historicalAnglican warrior / king / tyrant / saviorhowever you wanna look at it, just depends on whose side you're on
>>882437Aren't we assuming modern-day careers, though?
>>882452all those things could be modernhe wouldn't be impaling people, but he could still be a mass murderer who saved a nation