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ITT Characters you just can't think about sexually, even though you love them.

Pic related. He's just too innocent. He triggers all my protective and maternal instincts.
>> Anonymous
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Me too, anon. Me too.
>> Anonymous
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I had a reoccurring dream he was my older brother. Things were never quite the same.
>> Anonymous
>>1166905
marth marth marth
>> Anonymous
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This kid ;_; He's just too sweet.
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>> Anonymous
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Even after watching that incredibly gay episode five of second season....
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Whenever I think about him AT ALL he creeps me out. So, Johan.
>> Anonymous
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I wanna snuggle him.
>> Anonymous
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Cause he's in love with GIANT ROBOTS. XD
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>>1166946
Really?

Also for some weird reason, Jizabel.
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>> Anonymous
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He's about the only damn thing in existence that can trigger those so-called 'motherly instincts' in me.
>> Anonymous
>>1166905

damn it. I want to do your older brother.
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Larsa, Naruto, anyone from HP and Setsuna from 00.
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>>1167415
Same here...
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I want to hug him, I want to hug him very very badly, but that's about it. Also, Crona.
And Excalibur for obvious reasons.
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Let's form the Luke Protection Agency!
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>> Anonymous
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Too busy taking back the world for mommy.
>> Anonymous
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Unpossible for me.
>> Doyoubiteyourthumbatmesir?
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I...I just can't do it anon. I know people like to pair him with Lulu, but I just can't go there. This kid will always be the baby to me.

>>1167427
fuckin seconded.
>> Anonymous
>>1167939

Thirded. Fucking hell. Rolo is adorable in his own way just creepy dependent as fuck.
>> Anonymous
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He's just so innocent. (in a way...) I never get "protective" of any anime characters.... but he just makes me want to mother him.
>> Anonymous
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CAN'T DO IT. He's just too...awesome!!!
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>>1168020
Are you insane? Big Boss is hot stuff. Men should turn gay for him.

Any who mine is Allen. I love him so much but I just can't think of him in THAT way.
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>>1167912
I second this guy. Totally want to do Debito, but him... I just wanna hug him. Can't really tell why.
>> Doyoubiteyourthumbatmesir?
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>>1168009
which is ironic because his creator seems to think of him as thinly veiled rape bait.

Usopp you're awesome and I want ten of you, but I just can't think of you like that. Sanji on the other hand...
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Because after seeing all the porn that popped up during season one, it always comes back to him and Wang Liu Mei.
>> Anonymous
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I can't do it. He's just too cute.
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>>1167415
>>1167468
Me too, guys. And I'm quite the shotacon.

>>1168020
There's something wrong with you.
>> Anonymous
>>1168020
>solid_snake.jpg

?_?
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>>1167894

Second. He's just a kid after all.
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>>1166841
>>1166801
>>1167894
>>1168265
I second this so hard!
I just want to protect that smile.
Another one is Luffy from One Piece. I just want to be his best friend.
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>>1168165
>>1167468
>>1167415
What's wrong with you people?
>> Jentaro
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>>1168009
Raaaaape.

>>1168020
RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE.


For me, it would be Junpei. I just.... I can't see him being anything other than either a goofy comedic relief character, or as Chidori's non-sexual slave.
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I've been in love with Link ever since I was little, and I think he is hot, sexy, and all that, but whenever I see him in yaoi/hentai I always feel sick. I can't even have him involved in shounen ai.
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>>1168524
Totally seconded.

I cringe every time I see this guy portrayed as anything but a total doofus. He's just too cute.
>> Anonymous
>>1168506
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I feel like such a pedo
>> Anonymous
>>1167402

I can't. Since he's an "angel" any time I see something sexual involving him, a voice screams BLASPHEMY! in my head. I can't help it.
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I just really want to hug him and tell him everything's gonna be okay.
>> Anonymous
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I...CAN'T...DO IT.

Also because I'll feel like a total pedo if I do (He's supposed to be what, 13? 14?), but he's just so damn adorable.
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>>1168644
>>1168644
He's 12. And very fucking sexy.
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>>1168648
...Fuck, that's even worse.
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>>1168058
I do have one rule 34 pic of excalibur, but it's just too weird.

Also, Casshern. He's just too child-like. In the other hand, it hard NOT to think sexually about Dio.
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Gary. He's my childhood crush, and he shall remain pure. FOREVER.
>> Anonymous
Who is him?
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>> Anonymous
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Nikaidou Yuu.
Teachers just don't fit.
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Oh God, I can't do it. Not so much because he's a holy man, but I just think of him like a parental figure, or a friend that would be kick-ass to hang out with. Same with Vash, he's more like a weird big brother.
>> Anonymous
>>1168884
second :(
>> Anonymous
>>1168884

Who is who?
>> Anonymous
>>1168975
op's pic
>> Anonymous
>>1168979
Luke from Tales of the Abyss.
>> yiff in hell
>>1168994
thanks
>> Anonymous
>>1168542
Seconded
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Ginko, from Mushi-shi.
He's just too....chill or something.
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Soul. No idea why, but he is practically the only male character in the series I CAN'T think about sexually.
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>>1169053
Now that you mention it. . . it's true! I just can't like him that way. It's like my sexual attraction to him would take away from his cool.

Also Senri from +Anima. (Yes, I realise it sucks. No, I don't know why I read it anyway.)
>> Zero !!LQeWGzqin9j
>>1168043
>>1168046
>>1167912
>>1168524
THESE

*sobs uncontrollably while petting them*
>> Anonymous
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Hughes

He's such a good daddy! I just...I just can't
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>>1168020
Don't worry, Anon. I'll do it for you.

Mine is Hughes. Love him. I really do. I just can't think about him sexually.
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>>1169076
>>1169085
First of all: B'aww.

Second of all: Togusa for much the same reason.
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Even to this day, I can never see him more than a family figure.
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>>1169089
>>1169053
These guys, and Gintoki. I'm not even sure why, I know I've fapped to Hijikata...
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>>1168524
Seconded so hard
>> Anonymous
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I think this one will explain itself...
>> Anonymous
Agreeing with Lloyd, Luke and Link. Those boys are just too sweet!
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>>1169271
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I feel so protective of him,his life was such a mess.Not counting I'd feel bad lusting after him because I respect and love his love interest way too much.YES I'M THAT LAME.

Seconding Crona and adding Chrno.
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Soma, probably. Even though Kuroshitsuji is practically designed for horny fangirls, he's too naive and innocent. It just... makes me want to hug him, and make him feel happy and accepted.
>> Anonymous
>>1168524
could not be more seconded.

link's been since childhood ...
but wait ... Megaman's been since childhood ... not the /v/ megaman, but the more anime-has-personality megaman is kind of .....

nevermind. just can't think.


>>1166801
can think of Luke though! Not when he looks purepure boy like in OP's pic, but sure with Guy
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I can't, I just can't. I do find him hot and all, but I just can't think of him as anything besides a friend or an older brother I'd like to have.
Maybe I love Lal and them as couple too much to let me like him that way.
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SEENAAAAAAA
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>>1169369
Wow. Was it also because he was a frog? I fell in love with him for all of your reasons, plus his voice.
You have good reasons though. You are not lame.
Seconding Chrono, and adding Cornelius. The fact he was a pooka just...made him cute.
>> Anonymous
>>1169391
If there were any not-OOC fan works of Soma & Agni [lol!NOT ooc?!?], I think there'd have to be too much funny shat. Them fighting over little things, Soma being too much of a weakling to actually take it up the bum, Ciel getting angry in another room because they're making too much noise, etc etc
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ah, sai, sigh.
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He's just too cute/stupid, anon. ; ;

>>1168009

Ciel, however... I'd tap that with a semi.
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>>1169397

I'm alright with Guy/Luke fluff, but anything beyond that makes me cringe a bit. Honestly, I'm nearly as protective of Guy as I am Luke, but there's a sadistic little part of me that wants to make him squirm. You know what I mean, anon.
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Nekozawa is mine, I absolutely love him. I feel he deserves cuddles but I could never really pair him with anyone.
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>>1169451
That too! Gotta love the witty frog. T-thank you for sharing my views! And yes,his voice is pure awesome in both languages.

Totally in favor of adding Cornelius.He is a sweet guy.(And mostly a...cute bunny.Not my cup of tea.)
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I used to be able to, but now it just makes me too sad.
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Luffy's so sweet and pure
Seeing any kind of pairing with him just makes me feel physically ill.
>> Anonymous
>>1166841
>>1166801
Sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>1168542

Lloyd is and will always be the sex.
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>>1169786
Its already been said, but that's Luke fon Fabre from Tales of the Abyss
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>>1169511
Agreed. I just can't do it.
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>> Anonymous
>>1169533
Who doesn't want to make Guy squirm? Even Jade thinks it's hilarious!
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>> Anonymous
>>1170123

OH GOD.

CAN'T DO IT EITHER.
>> Anonymous
>>1170016
wat?
for me its the Elrich Bros. Love em but they do nothing for me...
>> Anonymous
>>1170123
(newfag here, sorry.) who's this cutie?
>> Anonymous
i feel like a pedo for being able to fap to all of the guys in this thread
>> Anonymous
>>1170244
Zidane Tribal from Fina Fantasy IX
>> Anonymous
>>1170255

you're not alone :(
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>>1169711

Agreed. Also, LaytonxLuke gives me the same feeling, why would they want to compromise their student/teacher relationship?
>> Anonymous
>>1170255
good.
>> Ribbons Almark !OZMSbN0Ybw
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I can't do it.
>> Regene Regetta
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>>1171033

I can.
>> Anonymous
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Why do I want so much to hug a murderous sicko? WHY?
>> Anonymous
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I just can't see it. How can you look at that cute lil smile and think dirty thoughts?

...That's probably why there's such a lack of fanart of him.
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I try, and feel bad.
>> Anonymous
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Agreed!!!
>> Anonymous
>>1171044
>forced docking.jpg

I lol'd.
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I can't.
>> Anonymous
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Asch thought so as well as I.
>> Anonymous
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It just doesn't work. It SHOULD...But, doesn't.
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It's weird...After-Haircut Luke...I just can't do it. Something about him just...

And yet before then I wanted him to get raped rough and hard (Van and Luke's dialogue really don't help things...)

I'm a terrible person
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>>1171226

I imagine that Asch is horrified at the thought.

Ironically, I could hit the original. The replica is off limits, he just hugs and bedtime stories.
>> Anonymous
>>1168939
Damn. thats an mighty fine trap.
>> Anonymous
I can't do it either. He is too... adorable and cuddle worthy for me to force. ;A;
Somehow I can't force Asch either, but in this case I would always see Luke's teary face for this original's dignity lost....
>> Anonymous
>>1171295
Yeah. When Luke didn't like Asch much I totally could tap Asch, but I just don't want to hurt Luke's little feelings. ;.;
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Noooooo
>> Anonymous
>>1171199

I'm glad I'm not alone...
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>>1170138
;_;
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Oz ;_;
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>>1171167
Fucking seconded.
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He's so adorable..
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>>1169076
Agreed.
Awesome daddies should remain unsullied.
>> Anonymous
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I don't know, I'd feel like I was trying to fuck my older brother.
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I can't imagine sex WITH him...I can imagine sex of him and just about anyone else.

The poor fucking kid has no one. His best friend is a creeper, he's part of some weird-ass organization full of pedophiles and some bitch.

Makes me want to be his mom, oh my god.

Sephiroth too. And Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo. Every time I watch Advent Children I baww so hard.

Everyone in Organization XIII, too. They need a mommy, and I'm just aspiring to have vaginaloads of children.
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>He's so rapeable...
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>>1172647
>>The poor fucking kid has no one. His best friend is a creeper, he's part of some weird-ass organization full of pedophiles and some bitch.

>>Makes me want to be his mom, oh my god.

You're a jerk, anon. Now I do, too.
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>>1168524
>>1169126

B'awwwwwww.

>>1170240

are you fucking kidding?
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both of them
>> Anonymous
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Matt. Not after this picture.
>> Anonymous
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Just... can't do it. ;_; He's too... pure or something like that. The most I'd want to be is his sister so I can ruffle his hair and pat him on the head without it being too weird.
>> Sleepy Anon
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>>1172655

Me too ;_;

Actually Sora's too sweet to think about, either. He like a dorky, naive little brother.
>> Anonymous
Who's the guy in the very first post?
>> Anna Aurion
>>1173212

Luke from 'Tales of the Abyss'