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Anonymous
dearest of /cm/

speaking no English, I am having predicaments of birthing my baby occurring because [lobster]i am not in the possessing of a vagina as an anal cavity is small to be having baby through

my husband is not home because he is currently under the job of killing people and animals

please being of assistance /cm/ as I would like baby to be well and alive for the end of the world

please help advice posting

also tuberculosis thread go
>> Anonymous
It is fair and the inclination which cannot speak English is done
>> Anonymous
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>>418382
It is to please come we have a joyful birthing of baby life with us.
>> Anonymous
?????????????
>> Lee
what about your mouth?
>> Anonymous
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>>418389

it is being impossible to do so
for my baby is not existant in my stomach but in my astral male womb

the goddess of gifting my baby upon me, Mari-Suu-chan isnt thinking ahead before impregnating me

i am thanking you most humbly for attempted advice *bow bow bow bow bow bow bow*
>> Anonymous
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>>418389
PLEASE DON'T DISTRUB OTHER CLIENTS WHEN YOU PLAY ANY GAME IN OR AROUND THE POOLS WHILE YOU ARE DRUNK HALF AGAIN AS TAD
>> Anonymous
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BETTER NOT LOSE THAT MOTHER FUCKING BABY
>> Lee
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>>418404
OKAY, IM SORRY.
>> Anonymous
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>>418398
Very thanks for Mari-Suu birthing of baby life.
>> Anonymous
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>>418419
If as for my baby my stomach explodes and the intestine flies anywhere!!

FUCK YOU MARI-SUU, Fanu-ficcu argnghghhj

should have been listening to yuuko-san
>> Anonymous
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BETTER NOT LOSE THAT BABY
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
stomach exploded yet?
>> Anonymous
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>>418471
Stomach asplode and intestines have a happy flying life. Baby can come along with us for to play have a good diaper life. IT IS ON!
>> Lee
Can I babysit?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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As for that is the boy all your support baby-sitters and the diaper which are needed /cm/ thank you
>> Anonymous
...wait...

WHAT
>> Anonymous
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>>418504
>>418504
>>418504

WHUT???!??!?!
>> Anonymous
GTFO out of /cm/ , epic thread
>> Anonymous
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What the holy hell is this?
Is /cm/ becoming /b/?
Should I be posting shit or what?
>> Anonymous
All of you need to know that women don't get pregnant. They get fatter and fatter until all the fat drops off and forms a little person. This little person adsorbs matter from around itself for many years and morphs constantly in a patient bid to take your place. It does it out of a deep-rooted hatred for humans in general and you in particular.
>> Anonymous
<---- /b/ is that way
>> Anonymous
>>418558
Lurk moar. It's a spoof of a thread that was here earlier. Some girl came on here attention-whoring that she just had a miscarriage and then requested cute pics to cheer her up. It was ultimate retardation and many an Anonymous proceeded to rip her up. The mods deleted it because 4chan is not a fucking support group for 12 year old mormon sluts. It has since become /cm/'s delicious copypasta.
>> Anonymous
>>418829

good
/cm/ needs a little copypasta.

(Not saying it needs to turn into /b/ but not much happens in /cm/)
>> Anonymous
moar horribly paintshop'd preggo subie
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>418829

/r/ said copypasta, I'm only on /cm/ to get it
>> Anonymous
>>418988

Are you really that sad?
>> Anonymous
Epic thread is epic.

Third one this week /cm/, goddamn. You make an anon happy.
>> Anonymous
intersting. can i watch?
>> Anonymous
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>>418988
>>418988
oh its a good thing your only here to get that...you wouldnt want anyone thinknig your a FUCKING FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
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i am bringing /cm/ photograph bearing my baby

is existing way better than harry potter's baby
>> Anonymous
harry potter that motherfucking douche
>> Anonymous
This whole thread is a huge lie. No Women Exist on the internet.
>> Anonymous
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>>419966
Honorable sir, it is why OP male bearing baby. No Women, therefore man must birth baby.