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I have a question, /cm/. Anonymous
The trick: post an answer to the question before your own, a picture, then your own question.

First Question: Where have all the bastards gone?
>> saru
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Answer: Dark Schneider goes where he pleases.

Question: Who makes the grass grow?

(hope I did that right)
>> Anonymous
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Answer: Riku can make a lot of things grow, not only grass.

Question: Who is colder than ice?
>> Anonymous
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Answer: Dante is, but he's on sick leave, so Hiruma will suffice.

Question: Who is the greatest lover?
>> Anonymous
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Did somebody call me?

Question: Why are vampires so sexy?
>> Anonymous
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Answer: Because they were created from sexual desires.

Question: Why can you see your breath when it's cold?
>> Namefag
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Answer: I would explain, but that would include Science. Go check Google. 8U

Question: What happened last night with the namefag spamming? (lol@missingit)
>> Anonymous
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Answer: If Vexen knew he would say but he was stuck in his lab all night so he missed it.

Question: Why is the grass always greener on the other side of the fence?
>> Anonymous
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>>376925
Answer: Because they have fucking lawn fertilizer
Question: Wtf are you doing, anyway?
>> Anonymous
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Answer: Fapping to you.

Question: Is it in you?
>> Anonymous
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answer-it is now...

question-is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?
>> Anonymous
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A: No that's for /y
Q: why are boys like flowers?
>> Anonymous
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Answer: Because some of them are pretty, but a lot of them smell funny.

Question: Where can I buy a Wii?
>> Anonymous
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Asnwer: Ask Matt
Question: Who is your God?
>> Anonymous
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Ans:Mikami... Literally -_-|||

Question: Who is the gayest char you've ever seen in any series?
>> Anonymous
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A: "Me! *points to self*"

Q: What's up with that airline food?. Am I right?
>> Anonymous
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Answer: L took all the sweet stuff, and Mello ate all the chocolate. So now there's only peanuts/pretzels left.

Question: What guy is so creepy, he's hot?
>> Anonymous
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>>377989
Akutsu Jin

THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
>> A Lion !6QOjX3xTSg
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>>378025
Answer: The chicken

Question: How many licks does it take to reach the chocolatey center of a Toostie Pop?
>> Anonymous
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Answer: Trick question, no one gets there before they bite.

Question: Who is simply the best, better than all the rest?
>> Anonymous
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>>378038
Answer: THEY'RE SIMPLY THE BEST! DA NA NA NA NAAA NAAA

Question: Who is the wrong person to share secrets to?
>> duoikari
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Answer: homeo kun, cos he just tells his big sister

Question: why does pyramid head always blonde in the fanart and fancomics?
>> Anonymous
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Answer: He cares about his respectable reputation.

Question: How does Jun Watarase trap people so well?
>> Anonymous
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>>378181
Answer: Because he dresses convincingly like a girl, and people put too much stock in clothing

Question: Why is Sauce-gay (er, Sasuke) such a prick?
(picture not related, btw)
>> Anonymous
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>>378204

Answer: He was raeped in the butt too many times as a kid.

Question: Who has the nicest smelling hair?
>> Anonymous
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Answer: Asch. Because he's worth it.

Question: Why do the fangirls make everyone gay?
>> Namefag
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Answer: Because we have no lives. This can also apply to everyone on 4chan.

Question: Why are there no girls on the internet?
>> Anonymous
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>>378275
Answer: Because the internet is a domain of porn, girls disagree with porn.

Question: Why the fuck did I respond to this thread?
>> Anonymous
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A: Ennui strikes again!

Q: Can you tell me how to ge
>> Anonymous
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>>378288

Answer: No!

Question: Where do babies come from?
>> Anonymous
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Answer: When two /cm/s love each other very much (or get really drunk)...

Question: Where's the beef?
>> Anonymous
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>>378295
Answer: From Storkland, express delivery!
Question: What kind of cheese is the moon made out of?
>> Anonymous
>>378300
Answer: Check your anus.
>> Anonymous
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>>378302
Swiss. DUH, holes.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
>> Anonymous
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>>378315
A: Black. Because it's hardcore like that.

Q: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

(There we go.)
>> ???????????
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>>378321
me.

Q. Who is the most moe?
>> Anonymous
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>>378343

Answer: Trap-chan, of course.

Question: Can dorky guys be sexy?
>> Anonymous
>>378343
Oh lawd, is dat sum fanmix art? I was wondering how long it would take for someone to put that on here.
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>>378359
A: Hell yes!
Q: Why are ugly characters made hot in fanart?
>> Anonymous
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Answer: Because even ugly guys need to be pretty sometimes <3

Question: Who is the most emo?
>> Anonymous
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A: I am. But that's not the point.

Q: Why do fools fall in love?
>> Anonymous
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>>378441
Because lust is for morons.

Q: Do you love me, now that I can dance?
>> Anonymous
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Answer: I've always loved you *smooch*
Question: How would you bang your hot bestfriend???
>> Llyander
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>>378460

Slowly, passionately. If at all...

Question: why do psychological addictions to drugs present more problems than physical ones?
>> Anonymous
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>>378474

ANSWER: Because your mind is a powerful thing to mess w/...

QUESTION: Do like to Top or Bottom?
>> Dae !!nntF3kBsfOD
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>>378489

A: Top, especially when utterly submitted to.

Q: Is this Sparta? Why?
>> Anonymous
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>>378584
This is not Sparta. This is MOE

Q: Why is it wrong to kill people?
>> Anonymous
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>>378587
ANSWER: Because no one has the right to decide whether someone lives or dies.

QUESTION: Why is he such a slut?
>> Anonymous
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>>378587

Answer: PEOPLE DIE IF THEY ARE KILLED.

Question: Why me?
>> Anonymous
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>>378597
Because you touch yourself at night.

Question: Can anyone cap this thread? And also, do Bleach characters use L'oreal?
>> Anonymous
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>>378609
Answer: Samurai Shampoo is superior.

Question: What is the greatest challenge a /cm/ will ever face in his life?
>> Anonymous
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>>378675
A: Fighting the urge to not engage in self-cest.

Q: Would I be sexier if I wasn't ginger?
>> Anonymous
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>>378718
Answer: Yes
Question: What is 42?
>> Anonymous
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Answer: 6 * 7
Question: Are you a guy or girl
>> Anonymous
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>>378746
Answer: Male. Don't even debate this.

Question: Is there a man that can turn more guys gay than a trap can?
>> Private Namefag !TdgExqASAk
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>>378753
Answer: See example.

Question: This thread is almost over. Shall we make a new one?
>> Anonymous
>>378762
answer: yes
question: who's gonna do it?
>> Anonymous
>>378786
Answer: The first anon that can be bothered to. Perhaps me.

Question: Who will be an hero?
>> Anonymous
>>378796
this OP:>>378803