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Anonymous
I've been reading BGL fics for the past 24 hours, and it got me to thinking: I fucking love fanfic cliches.
I love drunken confessions, delirious fevers, amnesia, being dragged into broom closets, nightmares, and hospital visits.
So I got to wondering. /cm/, what is your favorite fanfic cliche?
(also, random thread go!)
>> Anonymous
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When you meet your One True Love at school and spend your whole life with a single person. Not just a fic cliche, but one I love in spite of its improbability.
>> Anonymous
I have a soft spot for the classic trip and fall on top of someone. "Awkward, but why does it feel so nice, wow he's cute I never noticed etc."
So cliche but sweet.
>> Anonymous
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weakness for fanfic taking advantage of a fairly blatant/canon 'you don't miss it till it's gone' relationship
>> Anonymous
"Unrequited love" on both sides. YOU FOOLS, CAN'T YOU SEE THE OTHER LOVES YOU TOO?

One side getting injured and the other rushing to his or her side.

(Incidentally, BGL, fuck yeah, they healed my shattered Sirius x Lupin heart)
>> Anonymous
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I love the cliche where they fall asleep next to eachother and wake up in eachothers arms. Sooo corny, but i dont even care.

pic only slightly related
>> Anonymous
>>846422
YES, I hadn't even thought about that, So Cute~
>> Anonymous
In the Harry Potter world, I just love veritaserum fics. I admit it, I just love hearing Snape accidentally confess all his dirty thoughts about sexing Mr. Potter.

I just have a soft spot for get-together fics in general, the kind that like to twist canon around ever so slightly so that it "fits". Or another favorite, the whole misunderstood feelings bit... "You idiot, I don't have feelings for xxxx, I have feelings for YOU!"
>> Anonymous
hospital bed side confessions.
>> Anonymous
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How about the ones where its like "I want this chick/dude off my back, so you have to pretend to be my boyfriend!"
and then of course they fall in love in the process
>> Anonymous
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Didn't-know-I-had-these-feelings, tsundere, semi-humiliating secks. Pic very very related.
>> Anonymous
>>846791
second!
>> Anonymous
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When both characters like each other but they don't say it because they think the other doesn't feel the same, the other one has a girlfriend, don't want to ruin their friendship, etc...
>> Anonymous
raep raep raep.
I'd have to say it's my all-time favorite.
>> Anonymous
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Rain scenes
>> Anonymous
Bumping this cute thread.

(with the exception of 847098 }:[ that's never 'cute'.)
>> Jentaro
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>>847168
I lol'd

My favorite ones? WELL.
The one where 'they both love each other but neither know about it'; waking up in each other's arms; holding hands; sharing scarves; love letters; person A is with person B, and when person C comes along, person A realizes that they don't love person B anymore so they go with person C, and Person B was a douche anyways, so all is good; best friends falling in love; exploiting every possible angle of something that happens in canon; tsundere; teacher x student (obviously); blushing; older x younger; and a lot of other things I can't think of.
I also fucking love it when 'so and so changed over the summer......blah blah.......grew curves in all the right places, etc'. Those make me die laughing.
>> Anonymous
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Seduction/persuasion, age gaps, unresolved tension, awkwardness, NOT QUITE SURE I WANT.

Pic related.
>> Anonymous
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>>846419
Hurt/comfort in all forms = FUCK YES.

Any situation where one person is worried about/for the other makes me die.
>> Rei-chan
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Classic teenage romance stories. The end. Stargazing happens to be one of my favorite scenarios.
>> Anonymous
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>>847395
Hurt/comfort is the best. I'll take injured/hospital confessions any day, too. Mega bonus for one party going berserk because the other's been injured badly.

It's the corniest of the corn, but I'll always love, "We're trapped in the cold and need to conserve body heat!"
>> Anonymous
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Mine are rather depressing.

I love unrequited love; and also one person dying to save the other---sometimes coupled(Unrequited one dying to save one they love, and person finally realizing this person loved them when it's too late.) I also love people realizing love is there, when it's too late to act upon it/get it back. Also--love that defies all odds, and has to go through hell and back to work. Forbidden love is also a plus. Also, the meeting again in the afterlife is always nice, too. Then there's raep/forced love that turns into actual love or believed-to-be-actual love (stockholm syndrome, etc).

Picture related, please ignore the boobs.
>> Anonymous
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In KakaIru fics the standard cliche is Kakashi stalking an oblivious Iruka for months, then, either through meddling or by accident he's found out and the shit hits the fan... with sexy results. Been done so many damn times but I'll never stop enjoying it.

>>846791
Thirded, so ridiculous but so entertaining
>> Anonymous
Accidental use of aphrodisiacs. :D
>> Anonymous
>>847395

Same anon here from>>846419.

w-why'd you have to post that picture

bawwwwwww T____T
>> Jentaro
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>>847407
Oh? I think I'mma keep that in mind.

Also, I'm gonna go along with the hurt/comfort. I just melt when a character gets injured, and their love gets upset.

>>847421
THE SECOND PART, YES. "I'll warm you up..."
>> Anonymous
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Op here. Wow, I didn't expect this thread to get more than a couple replies. I'm stunned. As a reward, and a bump, I'll post my favorite cliche in more detail.
I love when people have no control over themselves. Whether it be sleeptalking (fucking adorable), high fevers (also fucking adorable), or piss drunk (often leads to fucking), I love it when people say embarassing confessions and don't remeber jack about them.
>> Anonymous
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>>847596

haha yeah
>> Anonymous
Hurt/comfort is my all time fav!
Back from my Star Trek K/S days.
>> Anonymous
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>>847098

Yepyep, surprised no one has seconded this. Raep and blood as a lubricant... so fucking unrealistic yet what a turn on.
>> Anonymous
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Stockholm Syndrome and abusive relationships.

"STUPID BITCH" one day and then loving, consensual sex in the missionary position the next.
>> Anonymous
>>847823
> "STUPID BITCH" one day and then loving, consensual sex in the missionary position the next.
> loving, consensual sex in the missionary position the next.
> consensual sex in the missionary position
wat
>> Anonymous
>>847422
Seconding this. It just tugs at my heartstrings. Situations like these are the reason I read fanfiction...
>> Anonymous
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Soulmates, destiny, lovers inextricably bound by fate. Pic related.
>> Anonymous
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>>847456
KakaIru is so my OTP and as such my fav cliche is the stalking one to.. also a big fan of hurt comfort oh and stories where their in love but like to dense to see it so everyone around them has to help them along
>> Anonymous
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Hospitals, holding hands/hugging/platonic actions in public, fitting things in with canon events, buying gifts, employer/employee, being playful even if it's out of character, age gaps, one thinking the other is hot but being embarrassed to say so.

Pic obviously related.
>> Anonymous
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the Love Triangle. Whereby A will do anything to keep B by his side(stalk, raep, blackmail etc), while B drifts into the arms of C.

Pages later we realise A just really really loves B and is simply going about the wrong way. wtf.
>> Anonymous
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Angst and badly ending romances. Characted dying

When people twist and turn the whole picture and person A who like person B don't realize that the B likes him too. I hate when other character in the stories coming between the pairing and twisted things up. But I love it too.

When person A can't control his worry when person B get's injured.
>> Anonymous
I love it when best friends fall in love. It's because usually best friends are together for a long time already, so they know eachother so well it wouldn't be weird if they would fall in love (even though I know my best friend for 10 years and I'm not in love with her). I also like it if both of the person think it's an unrequital(??) love even though they do love the other .

I also love soulmates and things like that. Not english, sorry for mistakes!
>> Jentaro
>>847994
Mm, agreed. The best friends angle is awesome like that. When a character can say "I know _____ better than -anyone- else", it's just so moe I could die.
>> Anonymous
>>848029
oh man, seconded
>> Anonymous
>>848029

I agree, I agree with a fierce passion.

I love the best friend/rival relationships, when they have to either beat it out of each other or someone has to intervene and play matchmaker.
"You don't know him like I do/ You could never understand it, we've been friends for a long time and I still hate his guts"

God... I love my fanfic cliches~

Semi non-con is hot, denial but-you-know-he-really-wants-it sex/molestation in a broom closet/library is the hottest thing EVER.

Argh!
This is making me want to read some fics real bad.
>> Anonymous
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The cliche "dark and misunderstood" character with the "do-gooder, always does what's right" main character.

Ugh, fuck, I love it!

"I hate you, people like you are the first to die"
"I dislike you, but I'd still give my life to protect you and fight along side you in battle"

So hot.
Especially when they don't realize it until the the other is hurt seriously and bleeding all over the floor, half dying confessions are so damn sweet!

But I hate character death, it makes me BAWW so bad, I don't need the extra angst, thanks.
>> Anonymous
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The drawn out, blushing, squirming confessions of LOVE. XD Tragic misunderstandings and heartfelt reconciliations! Angst and Desperation! Mutual opinion that the one they love doesn't love them! Age difference! One guys flirting and the other getting really embarrassed! there are just so many...
>> Anonymous
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>>848308here again.

The cliche unrequited best friend scenario.
Where the person is always pushing to be a part of the other's life, annoying him constantly but in a playful manner and knows the other more then he would think.

"You really are dense, aren't you?"
"What the hell are y--"
"I love you, you idiot!"

And hot sex ensues. Yup, that's another fanfic cliche I love.

And my DGM OT3 of Lavi/Allen/Kanda fills my needs rather nicely~
>> Anonymous
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The if-you're-happy-I'm-happy best friend scenario.
Where he'll scarify his own happiness just to see other be happy themselves.

The 'I'll watch on the stand-lines but never act on it, I'll even give you away to another person just to see you smile.'

But then he gets sicks of it, says 'fuck it, I want you for myself, I've been deluding myself this whole time with this "lets be friends" crap when I really just wanted in your pants. 'Sides, I'll love you more then he/she ever will.'

Over-protectiveness which leads to awkward silences and "Ooh-kaay" situations is adorable.


I love this thread so damn much.
>> Anonymous
>>848308
100% concurrance, from the favourite to the bit about "extra-angst" from character death.


...Also, hospitals. I love them.
>> Anonymous
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>>848326

Yes, hospitals, hate them in real life, but, god, do they get things done and said in fanfics~
>> Anonymous
>>848328

Amen.
>> Anonymous
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Best friends turned lovers, slave/master relationships (but not so much with the semi/dub-con)... and high school romances. HOT.

(pic is so damn related. I write all three for these two. Mmm.)
>> Anonymous
>>848328
Anon speaks the truth!
>> Anonymous
This is my favorite thread on /cm/. It's so funny to read the clichés everyone likes.
>> Anonymous
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>>848329
>>848326
>>848328
Yes, hospitals. <3
>> Anonymous
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Characters pretending to sleep/faking unconsciousness... only to overhear a gushing confession from an ardent admirer!

Or, even better, characters pretending to sleep/faking unconsciousness... only to get molested like woah by their ardent admirer while having to keep up the unresponsive act. LOVE that shit.

Often happens in hospital rooms
>>848328
anon may be on to something there.
>> Anonymous
Hmmm...this inspires me!

I'm a writerfag, and I'll take one request. I'll post it when it's done, so long as this thread is kept bumped for about one or two days.

It has to be a couple I know, though. Right off the bat, I haven't seen Reborn, Death Note, Transformers, or Gurren Lagann.
>> Ryogure !h9kjqUxY32
>>848416
What about Tajima/Hanai from Ookiku furikabutte?
>> Anonymous
>>848430

I could do that. I'll wait to see if anyone else responds, though. If not, I'll ask for more details from you and do it.
>> Anonymous
Ooh! Ooh!

Injured Edgeworth and lovelorn Phoenix!
>> Anonymous
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I looooooove tsunderes.

Friendshipy tsundere is my favorite. Sorta like "Here, have a drink. I DON'T LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING I JUST HAD SOME SPARE CHANGE, FAGGORT" ":D" sort of things. Ahaha, so moe~

Also "Fuck, I hate that guy but OMG I'M DEVOURING HIS FACE NOMNOM."

Friendship/comfort in general is nice too. In canon manga, I love the hot-blooded "because you're my friend...!" sort of cliche that fangirls loooove to interpret as confessions of love. I like boys liking boys as much as the next person, but a lot of the time, I just like warm, platonic friendship as warm, platonic friendship.
>> Anonymous
>>848446

Now there's what I'm talking about. I love that couple.

Anyone else? I've watched alot of strannnge anime.
>> Anonymous
i second the naru/mitsu
>> Anonymous
Have Edgeworth shot by an pissed off defendant in some freak accident in court and have Phoenix stay with him on the ride to hospital only to see him comatose in intensive care.

In return: I provide: Fever: http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/416652/
>> Anonymous
>>848495
then he wakes up and evreything is good pls or something, no angst end.
>> Anonymous
Yus! But plenty of angst throughout...?
>> Anonymous
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>>848495

Thank you, Anon, for that~
Damn it was cute! <3

Fever's are so overdone, but fuck, are they adorable!
Another cliche I love~

Oh no! Here's another one: The 'sharing-a-blanket-while-being-stranded-in-a-cabin-on-some-snowy-mountaintop-during-a-mission'

You know you love it!

I know I do~ God, thats probably one of the best OVER-used, but still a favorite if they do it right.

Or the whole hypothermia-threat, when the clothes are wet, and they need to strip down and huddle for warmth.

And of course hot sex ensues,


Oh, yeah, cross-dressing is another one too.
But not in the whole prostitution kind, or anything, more like the crack, I-don't-even'-remember-what-I-drank-last-night kind of thing.
>> Anonymous
>>848512
Of course!
But this anon likes happy endings.
>> Anonymous
>>848495

Angst and hot denial plz

>>848510

Yeah, agreed. No death~
>> Anonymous
>>848519
my pleasure, i specialize in angst drabble with happy endings
>> Jentaro
>>848416
I'm happy I'm not the only writerfag who wants to make a fanfic that compiles a lot of these cliches.

>>848403
Faking unconsciousness is always a plus. Character A pours out their soul to Character B who is "sleeping", and Character B realizes they're in love with Character A and has the confidence to confess~
>> Anonymous
>>848581
Phobia's, fears, flash backs...Jesus...i love it
>> Jentaro
>>848588
It would be so goddamn fun to combine EVERYTHING in this thread.
I think I need to do this.....
>> Anonymous
>>848593


I just want to write this perfect scene.
>> Jentaro
>>848596
It would be the perfect scene. Oh god, unf.
>> Anonymous
>>848604

Tender touching, tears in the eyes, dry sobs, pains in the chest. A weak, heavy breathing, dry blood....
>> Jentaro
>>848608
Oh anon, stop it. you're giving me such terribly good/bad ideas.
>> Anonymous
>>848613

i wrote something similar, but its in a big story.
>> Jentaro
>>848615
Oh god, where. I feel I must read.
>> Anonymous
>>848622

its being posted daily on Yaoi gallery. But i'm not at that part yet. :(
>> Jentaro
>>848624
Ah, I see.
>> Anonymous
>>848631
http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/415966/
>> Jentaro
>>848641
Awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>848645
(curtseys) welcome.
>> Anonymous
>>848656
Been trying to follow this cos it seems awesome, but are the chapters being posted out of order?
>> Anonymous
>>848780
its posted 1, 2, 3, 4. chap 1, 2, 3, 4, its in order, why?
>> Anonymous
>>848780
I can only find chapter 1 on livejournal, and 2 but then it disappeare and 4 on ygallery, maybe the pages are loading wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>848820
I mean the websites, or my computer not you loading them wrong
>> Anonymous
>>848820
chap 1-4 are available through Yaoi gallery, in the window of the soul folder.
>> Anonymous
http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/gallery/beatrixloli/windowtothesoul/

here, they should all be in there.
>> Anonymous
>>848825
I only see chapter 4 there, I'll try again later. Thanks, now I know the problem is on my side.
>> Anonymous
>>848833
Wait, if i gave you individual links?
>> Anonymous
>>848519

Source, please?
>> Anonymous
>>848836
Well if you don't mind...
>> Anonymous
>>848848
Not at all.

Chap1: http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/415966/
chap2: http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/416208/
Chap3: http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/416546/
Chap4: http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/416895/
there you go.
>> Anonymous
>>848859
Doesn't work...
But I'll go on another computer!
>> Anonymous
>>848871

its confusing to me...are you a member?
>> Anonymous
>>848899
No, but I've been on loads of other stuff there with no trouble, hmm... puzzling.
>> Anonymous
>>848912
I'm confused.
>> Anonymous
>>848916
Oh well giving up for now, will try again tomorrow. Thank you for trying, will definitely read as the two chapters I did read were really cool!
>> Anonymous
>>848923
Thankoo
>> Anonymous
bumping for moar writefags
>> Anonymous
Not really a cliche but I love Alternate Universes, if done well (that is not some terrible highschool fic, although there are good ones)I mean, them as soldiers, co-workers whatever.
>> Jentaro
>>849121
Oh god, schoolfics. I remember once upon a time, a long time ago, I wrote one of them. It was a self-insert too, in my school, and everyone was a mallgoth. Fucking worst shit I've ever written. Luckily, I never posted it anywhere, but goddamn.

Also, on Alternate Universes, I love them too(obviously, if done well as you said). It's fun to see your favorite characters in a different setting, under different circumstances.
>> Anonymous
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>>849121
Yes! Alternate Universe is my favourite genre, particularly when combined with a fitting crossover.
>> Anonymous
>>849187
I tend to avoid crossovers, are there really good ones around?
>> Anonymous
>>848519
>>848519

Please, does anyone know the source of this?
>> Rei-chan
Personally I think crossovers are kind of silly. It's not likely that the readers are going to be into all the series included which would make it harder to understand the characters.
>> Jentaro
>>849264
Not when virtually every crossover out there is Harry Potter x (insert other fandom). I refuse to believe that other kinds exist.
>> Rei-chan
>>849299
Haha, most of the ones I've seen have been Inuyasha or Naruto x something else which ewww do not want
>> Anonymous
>>849187
Terra e! Speaking of fanfiction, why is there no fanfiction for this series?!
>> Anonymous
I love the childhood friends cliche, not in fanfics alone, but in a lot of anime and manga. It is just too cute. I love blushes and guys who are sort of don't-know-if-want at first, then shyly get into it.

>>848581
Totally agreed.
>> Anonymous
Hey this is kind of off topic, but a while ago in a fanfic rec thread there was a recommendation for a Naruto fanfic where Sasuke and Naruto could read each others' minds or something. It was really long, does anyone have a link?
>> Anonymous
My favorite cliches:

- ecchi comedic moments, and a lots of them
- the pairing where one is in love with the other but the other doesn't know it and vice versa.
- high school/college AUs
- drunken confessions

Amnesia is a maybe if it done well, there was this one Yugioh fic I read back in 2004 where Kaiba gets amnesia and Yugi had to take care of him despite they had a bad breakup beforehand and they fall in love all over again while Kaiba starts to regain his memories (fuck, the last chapter I read was that he finally got them again).

Fuck, I would kill bitches to re-read and finish it (hopefully it was finished) because I loved it. Man, FF.net wasn't SO full of suck back then and it was before they had the filter for the series and was one of the few Seto/Yugi fics that I geninuely liked and I can't remember the name of the fic like a fucktard. Fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>849299
I read a good Wolf's Rain/Okami crossover, once. They did a good job. Only crfosover fic I've ever liked.
>> Anonymous
Alright, writefag here. I'll write it up in about an hour once I'm not busy.

I've only played the first game, is that a problem? :D
>> Anonymous
>>850293
Go for it.
>> Anonymous
>>850297

Alrighty! Starting now, might have it done by tonight, and if not, tomorrow. It'll be pretty short, since I haven't written any fics before. I'll try my best!
>> Anonymous
>>849217>>849299

Good crossovers get written fairly often in the xxxHolic fandom, and in CLAMP fandom in general. What I was mostly thinking of when calling them my favourite genre are the epic male-authored fics that were written ten years ago, when anime in general was often treated as one huge world. If anyone seriously wants recs, I'll look for my old favourites.

>>849264Personally I think crossovers are kind of silly.

I don't actually think it's a problem that crossovers have a smaller potential readership. It's a genre like any other; any kind of genre specification limits the readership, for different reasons. Writing fluff isn't silly, although there are people who wouldn't read it.
>> Anonymous
Okay, here's the first chapter. I know I'm a shitty writer, since I've never written anything resembling a fic before.
I apologize in advance.

It was a lovely morning.
Birds were chirping, perched in newly-blossomed sakura trees, the sun was high in a cloudy, blue sky, and a warm breeze welcomed people outside.
Really, it was one of the best days of the month...but one oblivious lawyer didn't notice it one bit.

"M-Mr Wright...what're my chances?" A shaky, meek young man sat in a chair in what appeared to be a courtroom, his eyes squinted, his hair messy, and sweat dripping down his face.

"U-uh...uhmm..." The young man's lawyer, a Mr. Phoenix Wright, was sitting next to him, sweating just the same. Smiling weakly, he scratched the back of his head. "Ahah...um...w-well...I'd say our chances were...good..." Boy, was that a lie.

His "rival" of sorts, Miles Edgeworth, was on firm ground today. He had a sharp wit, an even sharper tongue, and the evidence to back it up. Phoenix usually managed to get one over on the more experienced lawyer, but...today it seemed like he was just trying to grasp at hairs. He had fumbled over his words a few times (as he usually did), and couldn't find a shred of evidence to back up his client. He tried his best...but in the back of his mind he doubted the innocence of his clientelle. He liked to believe that every person was innocent that came to him distressed...but...somewhere in his heart, he wondered about this one. He always seemed so...mousy, nervous all the time and sweating, lashing out at the slightest question like a wild animal backed into a corner.

"S-somehow, that doesn't sound very reassuring..."

"W-well..uh..." Phoenix tugged at his suit collar, his eyes rolling off in the other direction. "Is it suddenly really hot in here, or is it just me?"

"I'd like you t-" Cut off from his sentence, the male glanced over as a small group of people poured back into the room.
>> Anonymous
Letting out a sigh of relief at the fact that he didn't have to answer the question, he glanced over at what his client was looking at.

That relief didn't last long.

Looking firmly over the jury, the Judge's eyebrows knitted together, the lights in the courtroom shining off of his bald head. "Has the jury come to a verdict?"

"Indeed we have." A man stood up in the center of the jury, taking a quick glance around the courtroom as he took a deep breath. "We, as the jury, find the defendant..."

"Can't...breathe...." Phoenix's face paled, his chest constricting and his heart rising up into his throat.

On the other side of the courtroom, Edgeworth was half-sitting, half-standing in his chair with his fingers dug into the desk below him, eyes locked on the jury. He was sure he had it in the bag...but times like these made him very nervous deep down. Wright ALWAYS managed to screw him over, didn't he?

"...Guilty."

Phoenix loosened, his eyes staring off in disbelief, strands of his hair sticking up in random directions. "Ah...."

Miles blinked.
Slowly, a smirk began to pull at his lips, a smug grin soon plastered across his face, his eyes closing.

Finally.
He won.
>> Anonymous
"No...NO!" The defendant shot up out of his chair, his face constricted into an ugly, terrifying expression. His teeth were gritted, eyes beady and desperate, sweat pouring down his chalky face like beads of condensation on a water bottle. "I didn't kill him...! Really...!" ...And slowly, his face relaxed. His lips pulled into a line, and his eyes opened back up. "I...I didn't...." And nearly immediately, a slow sneer came across his face. "Ha...haha...hahaha!" Stumbling back, the man laughed hysterically, the pitch enough to send shivers up Phoenix's spine. He scooted his chair away as the guards crossed over to apprehend the man who was having an apparent mental breakdown.

The room was spinning...and his mind was swarming. He was...GUILTY? He...he had a lawyer...the best one...so...how? He...he was going to be executed...or he was going to jail for life...his life was over....
He backed away as the guards approached, his dialated eyes set upon the smarmy prosecuting attorney across the room. The way he was staring at him...the smile on his face...it made his blood boil.

Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out a pistol that he had stashed in the courtroom that he had prepared for just this occassion and retrieved earlier that day. He was very sneaky, so it wasn't surprising that nobody had noticed in the heat of things, really. He was planning to shoot the witness that was situated next to Edgeworth if he was found guilty...but...just...that man's look...

The grin widened on his face, and he pointed past the guards over to Edgeworth. "GOODBYE, MISTER EDGEWORTH!" With a wicked laugh, he pulled the trigger.
>> Anonymous
Phoenix's eyes went wide.

It was like time had stopped and he was frozen in place, helpless and just watching as a bullet headed for the seasoned attorney. It was like a bad dream...a nightmare that he couldn't wake up from.

Edgeworth's smirk had faded almost immediately once he had seen the gun...and just as quick as it had happened, it was over.

The bullet hit its mark, piercing straight into his chest. Stumbling back, he held the gushing wound, blood soaking through his suit and seeping through his fingers. He hit the wall, sliding down as his head fell back.

"EDGEWORTH!" With a scream, Phoenix lept over the table and ran over to the lawyer, not distracted by shrieks of the people that were quickly evacuated the room, or his client crying out as he was tackled to the ground.

Pulling the other lawyer into his arms, Phoenix stared down at him, his eyes welling up involuntarily. "E-Edgeworth...! Can you speak to me!?"

Staring up with glazed eyes at the dark-haired man looming above him, he tried desperately to hang onto consciousness. His chest...there was no pain there...just numbness. Darkness crept in from all sides, and his vision grew blurry. "Wright...."

And then it went black, the desperate cry of "SOMEBODY CALL 9-1-1!" the last thing he heard before the silence came.
>> Anonymous
Well, that's all I was able to write in the hour that I had. Hope it wasn't TOO bad. I'll continue later tonight!
>> Anonymous
>>850571
Ahh! Edgeworth!
Err, yeah. Continue. That'd be a bad note to end on.
>> Anonymous
>>850582

Haha yeah, I'll definitely continue. It'll have a happy ending, most def! I'm not one for sad stories. I'll post more tonight/tomorrow, and I should be done by the end of tomorrow.
>> Anonymous
>>850584
Awesome. God, I wish I could write sappy stories. I'd be all over this one.
>> Anonymous
>>850586

I'm not a very good writer, lolol.

But I wanted to give it a go.
>> Anonymous
I have a thing for Alternate Universe fics, and I have no clue why. I guess I can relate to them more?

Who knows.
>> Anonymous
>>848452

oh god I lol'd

Also, hot steamy shower secks.
>> Anonymous
>>849403
The only one I know of is a silly one where they mess up a jutsu and end up being able to hear each other's thoughts, but it's only two chapters, and hasn't been updated for like 2 years.

I can probably track down the link for you though, if you want.
>> Anonymous
>>850523
>>850526
>>850532
>>850567

Please...for my sanity alone, continue...

(wipes her eyes on a hankerchief)
>> Anonymous
Bump for writefag
>> Anonymous
>>850567
Moar please?
>> Anonymous
>>850567
Brava!
Brava!
Bravissima!
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
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>>850567
Bump for writefag!
It's great so far, I can't wait for you to continue!
>> Anonymous
BOOMP!
>> Anonymous
Writerfag here.

Thank you guys SO much for the wonderful comments, they make me warm and fuzzy inside! I'm just going to bed, but as soon as I wake up I'll continue it. Let's hope the thread doesn't slip into the abyss before I wake up!!
>> Anonymous
>>851208

We'll bump it.
>> Anonymous
STAY ALIVE
>> Anonymous
consequently the writefag here reminds me of my absolute FAVORITE cliche: Catching bullets/stabs/attacks meant for your lover then having teary "I love you" confessions as you lay bleeding in the others arms. YES!
>> Anonymous
>>851333

Oh jesus, you blew my plot!
>> Anonymous
boomp
>> Anonymous
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I love anything in which the more "in-control" seme-type character ends up losing control.

e.g. drunken confessions, fevers, sleeptalking, heat of moment confessions, all those type cliches already mentioned here.

Buy my absolute favorite is a "both get drunk and end up doing naughty things to each other" fic. Such a guilty pleasure.
>> Anonymous
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If there are any writefags that would be interested in doing a good older!Simon/Kamina that doesn't make me BAWWWWW, I would be forever greatful. Or if anyone can steer me in the direction of any fics like that, I would be similarly grateful.

My favourite fics are the ones that invert the roles of the seme & uke of the pairing. But my favourite cliches are hurt/comfort, mild non-con that they both enjoy, and jealousy (the 'I thought you liked ___. You're always with them. ' 'What, no, they're my friend...' And then there's the confession of love for mistaken party. Gets me every time.)
>> Anonymous
>>852031
Are you me?!
>> Anonymous
>>848452
What does 'tsundere' mean? Sorry I'm retarded.
>> Jentaro
>>852266
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundere
>> Anonymous
Alright, writefag here.

I'll do chapter 2 now, which will be the last chapter (hopefully). It's a short story, remember. :B I'm gonna include a cliche people said they liked in this one.
>> Anonymous
>>852295
Yaaay! Thanks for writing for us!
>> Anonymous
>>852345

No problem! It's good practice, since right now I still suck terribly, hee.
>> Anonymous
>>852347
You're much better than my first fic was.
Normally it takes three or four tries to get one up to this level. You have talent, my dear anon.
>> Anonymous
Oookay, I think I'm done. I'll be posting it now; keep in mind it's terrible. D:
>> Anonymous
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"Mmm...?" Opening up his eyes, Edgeworth shot up. That's right...he had been shot...the scene was coming back to him now! Glancing around, his his eyes widened, his head swarming and his heart pounding.

Darkness surrounded him, a swirling black torrent with flickering electricity all around him, and it seemed like it his surroundings were closing in slowly. Standing up, he stumbled back and rubbed his head, unable to understand where exactly he was. It was like he was floating...he couldn't see the ground under him, and it seemed like it was getting hotter every second he stood in place. Squinting as he stared far off into the distance, he noticed a light flickering off in the horizon, his heart telling him to go after it. Without questioning how it was exactly possible to be in this vortex, before he knew it his feet were carrying him towards the light as fast as they could move! It was like he was running at the speed of light, because the bright sphere in the distance was getting closer to him than it normally would at human pace...blue and white clouds whirling and mixing together and giving off a warm, welcoming aura. He stopped in front of it, reaching to touch it.
His hand froze.
Off in the corner of his eye, he noticed that directly a small distance to his left, a familiar defense attorney was standing and staring at him without a word.

Stopping and turning around, he eyed him with surprise, walking over to him and stopping a little bit away. "Wright...? Where are we?"

Without a word, Phoenix instead extended his hand.

Staring at his hand with a waver, Edgeworth knitted his brows together in slight confusion. "Wright...?"
>> Anonymous
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There was no verbal response, his rival instead giving him one of those comforting smiles that always made him feel like everything was going to be okay.

Looking back to the light that seemed to draw him in, he stared at it hard and long, before looking back to Phoenix, his eyes falling back on his hand. "I...- ...." He cut himself off, torn between a rock and a hard place. It was either the man that managed to infuriate, irritate, and annoy him or the portal that was likely to lead to a paradise somewhere, judging from the warm feeling it gave off.

It would be a no-brainer usually, right...?

...Right?

"...." Taking a deep breath and stepping forward, he closed his eyes and reached out.

He took Phoenix's hand.

Suddenly, the expressionless lawyer's eyes filled with life, a silly grin pulling at his lips, one that Edgeworth wasn't able to see with his eyes shut like that. Phoenix closed his eyes, grasping Edgeworth's hand tight as both of their images flickered, disappearing right as the blackness closed in.
>> Anonymous
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"...Ah....oh...." Narrow, beautifully dark eyes opened slightly with a squint following shortly after, his vision blurry. Unlike last time, the lights above him were extremely bright; too bright. As his pupils adjusted, he opened his eyes all the way, scanning the room around him. It was an excruciatingly white room, nurses walking past his door. He could hear blips off in his subconscious, and steady beeping. His whole body was numb and weak, his mind foggy and his bones aching despite the numbness in his limbs.

"EDGEWORTH!"

"Gack!" Caught extremely off-guard, he cried out as a very large lawyer threw himself on him, wrapping his arms around him. "Wright...?" Wincing, he gritted his teeth as he was forced up slightly. He may have been on some heavy medication, but damn if his chest didn't hurt at that point when he was forced to move.

...Ah, so the last occurance was apparently a dream. Something about dreams make you not realize that you're in one, when they seem so silly afterwards.

"You're alive...! You're alive!" The darker-haired lawyer squeed with glee, his whole demeanor going down the drain.

His right eye twitching, Edgeworth, despite the pain, shoved him off. "Compose yourself, Wright!"

Stumbling off, Phoenix grinned sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head as he sat down next to Edgeworth. "Yeah...sorry about that...hey, Edgeworth, why are you blushing?"

"What!? I'm not blushing! Wipe the fog out of your eyes, Wright!" Rubbing the blush away from his cheeks, he squeezed his eyes for a second, trying to gather one of the last shreds of dignity he had left. "Now, why am I here?"
>> Anonymous
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"You mean you don't remember?" Phoenix's eyes lowered, and he sighed, his lips folding down. "You were shot."

"...Ah..." Edgeworth glanced off into the distance, his memory hazy. He could remember it slightly, however...

"B-but...on the positive side, there was a clear exit wound and no particles, and he missed all of your vital organs!"

..Phoenix was never very good at cheering someone up, especially Edgeworth.

"I see...." Looking down at his hospital sheets, Edgeworth heaved a sigh and ran a hand through his hair. "Wright...could you leave me be in peace? I need time to think about the situation and weigh my options after this."

"Oh...y-yeah, of course. Do you want some food?! They have really good rice here, and-"

"...I'm not hungry, Wright. Out."

"Well, alright...I'll come back in a few hours. Is that okay with you?"

Edgeworth looked over in a daze, his mind screaming "NO! THAT IDGIT WILL JUST ANGER YOU INTO CARDIAC ARREST WITH HIS MINDLESS RAMBLING", but..

"That would be fine."

"...Okay! I'll see you soon!" Smiling warmly, Phoenix walked out, dimming the lights a little and closing the door.

"Wright..." Edgeworth groaned to himself and laid his head back down, closing his eyes and putting a hand on his forehead.

He really could be a pain sometimes...he was so oblivious and trusting and was absolutely, positively, 100% a fool.

There was just something about him...something that made him anxious to see him again.
>> Anonymous
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Some time later, Phoenix pushed open the door to Edgeworth's room, two trays in his hands, both stacked to the top with soft foods that the prosecuting attorney was allowed to eat. "I know you said that you weren't hungry, but I thought I'd bring you up some anyway...you don't need to eat any/all of it, and I don't really know what you like, so I got a bunch of st-" Phoenix looked up, noticing that his courtroom rival was indeed, fast asleep. Setting the trays down on a side table, PW smiled to himself and sat down next to Miles, scooting his chair closer to him and looking him over.

Lying on his back with his arms at his sides, he was a very non-threatening, almost comforting sight.

His eyes were closed, hair disheveled and falling across his face, his lips parted slightly to let in each soft breath.

"I never noticed how long his eyelashes were..." Phoenix muttered to himself, standing up slightly to get a good look at him. "If I mentioned it to him, do you think he'd get mad?"

...Stupid question...Edgeworth gets irritated at everything.

Looking around the room, he took a deep breath and leaned over to put his hand over Edgeworth's.

He was, frankly, oblivious of his feelings up until now; up until Miles had been shot. Those few hours that Edgeworth needed to think had been vital to PW as well, because it had given him time to sit in the hospital cafeteria and think to himself...think about why he was sick to his stomach during the surgery and why he was in panicked mess that insisted on riding with Edgeworth in the ambulance on the way to the hospital, shaking and wanting to sob on the spot.
>> Anonymous
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Now he knew why. And it was now or never.

Little did Phoenix know, but upon his loud voice entering the quiet hospital room, it had woken the prosecuting attorney out of his slumber...but he had pretended to be asleep in hopes that the lawyer would leave and let him get some freaking rest. He had noticed the grim, serious tone in Phoenix's voice, and once his hand was touched...he knew something was wrong. However...Wright obviously wanted him to be asleep, or else he wouldn't have begun talking upon thinking that he was still in slumber.

So he kept his eyes closed and his breathing steady, curious about what PW had to say deep down inside, but his mind was telling him that he was doing it just to make Phoenix shut up and leave after he said what he needed to say.

"I know you're asleep, heh...that's probably why I have the courage to say what I'm about to say...I think." Beads of sweat began forming on his forehead immediately, a blush tinting his cheeks. "Ah...ahah...u-um...well..."

"Man up, Wright..." He told himself in his head. "If you wimp out now, you'll never come to term with your feelings!"

...Feelings!?

He had feelings!?

...Ah...yes...he did.

And it was scaring him to death, frankly. Edgeworth always acted like he was pest, and had very little patience for him...there was no way he'd do anything other than strangle him if he admitted it to him when he was conscious.
>> Anonymous
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Clearing his throat, he relaxed his shoulders, glancing down at the floor. "When I saw you lying there bleeding with a bullet wound in your chest...I was so..scared. I'd never felt anything like that kind of fear before...it was kind of like my world was shattering, you know...?" He chuckled weakly, his voice cracking a little. "No, I guess you don't...but I thought you were going to die...I don't know what I would have done if you had...I'm not going to think about that, though...I'm rambling, aren't I? Heh, well, the point is, I realized that if you were just the uptight rival I thought of you as up until then to me, I wouldn't have felt like that...of course, I'd never wish for anyone to be shot, but..."

"Get ON with it..." Edgeworth said irritably to himself in his head, his eyebrow twitching slightly. Where was Wright going with this, exactly..?

"I guess...what I mean to say is...you've unintentionally become a good friend of mine...and I know that you don't hate me, either, or else you wouldn't tolerate me like you do...even if sometimes you don't do it so well. And I think now that it's become more than that over time...I guess...when it comes down to it, what I mean to say is..."

Edgeworth's eyes opened.

"I love yooo-" And upon noticing that, Phoenix stared. "ouuuuu...." Falling off his chair, he scooted back.

"...Wright." Edgeworth forced himself to sit up, wincing.
>> Anonymous
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Definitely fevers.. :3
>> Anonymous
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"...SO I BROUGHT YOU FOOD" Phoenix stood up quickly, stumbling over to the side table. "I got you a bunch of things...do you like jell-o? I do...I got you some ice cream, too..." He was fumbling, his entire face apple red, his legs weak and wanting to buckle. "And I got you some different drinks-"

"I heard what you said." Edgeworth said flatly, not the type to dance around a subject.

"...Ah? W-what? I didn't say anything..." Phoenix's voice was strained, his heart pounding in his throat and his stomach churning.

"And...I think you should go."

"...What? But I-"

"Leave. Now."

"But -"

"Go!"

"...I'm sorry." Looking away in shame, Phoenix dashed out of the room.

Edgeworth's stomach did a dive once he saw that. "...Ah...." Closing his eyes, his head fell back.

What was he going to do NOW...?

Clearly Wright was a fool. They were both males...and rivals, no less..when one won a case, it meant the other suffered a heartbreaking loss. Besides, he couldn't stand Wright...right?

He wasn't so sure now...the sight of Phoenix looming above him once he was shot brought him peace when he blacked out...and he had taken his hand in his dream.

But dreams are dreams...they don't really reflect his feelings.
>> Anonymous
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But...when Phoenix had hugged him when he had woken up, he felt shy for once, and a little embarrassed...he had even blushed. He had felt alone once Wright had left to give him time to think, too...and his smile was always something that brought a little part of him happiness inside.

Did he feel the same way...?

"I believe I made a terrible mistake."

------------------

Ring, ring, ring.

Ring, ring, ring.

Phoenix groaned, stumbling out of bed and over to the phone. He hadn't come into work that day, and called in sick. Edgeworth was likely to have told everyone else...he was probably the laughing stock of the city right now...

"Hello?" He said unenthusiastically with a yawn, smoothing back his hair with a stretch.

"Wright..."

"..Edgeworth?" The clueless lawyer blinked in surprise, holding the phone closer. "Is that you?"

"I would like you to come over in an hour; I need to discuss something with you."
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"...If that's what you want..I'll be there."

"Alright. Until then." Hanging up, Edgeworth moaned to himself.

What was he even THINKING?

Phoenix hung up the phone, his heart sinking. "I bet he's probably going to call me over there so he can tell me what a loser I am..." Phoenix sighed, shuffling into the bathroom to clean up.

He was such a MORON for admitting something like that to someone like Edgeworth...what was he even THINKING?

-----------------

Stopping in front of the door to Miles' room, Phoenix took a deep breath. "Here goes..."

Opening the door, he stepped inside.

Edgeworth looked over, opening his eyes and sitting up. "Thank you for coming."

"...Uh...sure..." Phoenix blinked, sitting down next to him. He hadn't got anything thrown at him...yet. It was a better start than he had expected!

"Could you give me the remote?" Edgeworth asked calmly, glancing over to the remote controller to the hospital television that was on a table directly next to him.

"But it's right next to you..."
>> Anonymous
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"...."

"...Haha..." Phoenix laughed nervously at the expecting glance and uncomfortable pause. "Sorry...I meant "sure!" He got up, scrambling over to the other side of Edgeworth's bed and picking up the remote, handing it over to him. "Here...-"

Suddenly, Edgeworth grabbed his arm, jerking Phoenix down.

Wright's eyes widened as their lips were pressed together rather forcefully, his heart stopping in his chest.

The kiss didn't last more than a few seconds, and it seemed lacklustre at best...but Edgeworth was extremely unsure about everything, so it was the best he could do.

Phoenix stared down at him, still looming over him. His face exploded in a cherry red, his eyes still bugged out. "E-edgeworth..."

Blushing slightly himself, Miles looked away from him. "I felt it was much too impersonal to tell you over the phone..." Even HE found himself wavering on his words, unsure of where to go. "But it appears as if I also...have feelings..."

Phoenix blinked.

"....."

"....."

"....."

"...Well!? Say something, Wright!" Edgeworth snapped, staring at him.
>> Anonymous
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"...I...I..."

"What?!"

"Ahhh..." His tongue felt frozen, like he couldn't find any words to sum up what he felt.

"....." Edgeworth was feeling nervous himself, the beeps on the heart moniter enough to tell Phoenix that his heart was beating a hundred times a second.

"..." Leaning down, he pressed his lips with Miles', a little more willing to put passion and feeling into the kiss.

"Mmmm...!" Caught off-guard, he reached up hazily, putting his hands on Phoenix's cheeks and letting his eyes slide shut as the kiss melted away what was left of the walls around his heart.

Pulling away not-very-soon-after, PW stared down at him, before standing up with a very, very happy smile. "I'm glad you're alive, Edgy."

"...Don't call me that." Edgeworth half-growled, but it didn't have the bite it usually did. How could he be in love with the idiot who waved around his badge like it was a nobel prize?

"Sorry...s-so when do you think you'll be out?"

"Should be soon...like you said, I wasn't gravely injured...I should be able to return to the courtroom shortly, unfortunately for you."

Phoenix grinned. "I wouldn't have it any other way."

"Wright...when I get out of this God-forsaken room...what would you say to dinner?"

Phoenix blinked, a short pause falling between them. "Really?"

"...Yes, Wright."

"O-oh, of course! I'd love to!!" Phoenix nearly blurted out, unable to hide the stupid, goofy smile that was smudged across his face.
>> Anonymous
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He looked like a fool...but his smile was also contageous.

Half-grinning, half-smirking, Edgeworth sat himself up. "I haven't eaten in quite a while, Wright...would you mind?"

"Mind what?"

"..." Edgeworth rubbed his temples. "Getting me some dinner."

"Oh, sure, no problem!"

Then an idea struck him.

"Hey...what if I said I could make this dinner romantic?"

Edgeworth quirked an eyebrow. "What? How would you do that?"

"Leave it up to me~" Without another word, he scurried out.

"This will be either incredibly stupid, or very interesting..." Edgeworth muttered to himself, sitting back against a pillow.

--------------

"Okayyy, let the romantic night start!" About an hour later, Phoenix pushed himself into the room, carrying an armful of bags, a familiar smell wafting past Edgeworth's nose.
>> Anonymous
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"Is that-"

"Yes, it is!" Phoenix sat down on the bed on the other side of Edgeworth, turning around to face him and setting up a hospital tray between them. Pulling out two fake candles (the ones that have little lightbulbs instead of fire), he set them down on either side of the tray and turned them on, setting a radio down on a table beside the bed and turning on some romantic music.

"...Wright...." Edgeworth was feeling a embarrassed FOR Phoenix, at this point. How cheesy...

"And for the main course..!" Pulling out two boxes, he whipped out two plates and poured the contents of the boxes onto each plate.

Edgeworth stared down at the food. "...Ramen, Wright? -Ramen-?"

"Creamy -mushroom- ramen."

"....." At this point, Wright was going to be the death of him. Here he was, sitting in a hospital room with a bullet wound in his chest, eating ramen to dimmed-down lights, fake candles and corny music. Not by himself, oh no. With WRIGHT.

Somehow...it wasn't so bad.

"Oh, I have something to show you!" Phoenix dug into his pockets.

"Not on the first date, Wright."

"...No, not that. I don't know if you've seen it, but-"

"Yes, I've seen your badge."

"...Oh. Nevermind, then."

"...You're such a dimwit."

- Fin.
>> Anonymous
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Ooookay, that's the end!

...Shit, I just realized I forgot to spellcheck. >>

Well, despite the crappy grammar, I hope you guys enjoyed it!
>> Marctheundead !w4YOAFAA2E
I have never read fanfiction.
>> Anonymous
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>>846381

This cliche happened to me. At least it's been seven years.

My favorite is the uke falling in love with a cruel seme.
>> Anonymous
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Fellow writefags, if you're truly a writefag you'd know CLICHES DO NOT MAKE GOOD FICS
CLICHES DO NOT MAKE GOOD FICS
CLICHES DO NOT MAKE GOOD FICS
CLICHES DO NOT MAKE GOOD FICS

(Hurt/comfort ;-; Mostly the hurt part, boro-boro, wounded so they can barely move. Also, rivals. Most other cliches should die)
>> Anonymous
>>852917

Of course they don't. (PW writefag here)

I usually don't like cliches at all...but everyone here does, so I wanted to give them something.
>> Anonymous
>>852924
Appreciated! Didn't mean it wasn't :D I just get tired of all the badfic out there and it just goes ON AND ON.
>> Anonymous
>>852933

I agree. I read lots and lots of fics, and there's alot of terrible "OOPS I TRIPPED AND FELL ON YOU OH YOU'RE CUTE LETS GO OUT" ones.
>> Anonymous
I hate it when they talk about "thrusting" tongues into mouths and "gaining access" and shit. I mean, WTF, that's disgusting. You can tell the authors have never kissed someone in their short lives.

And I hate schoolfics. And AUs not set in the universe of the series. And crossovers. I might as well say I hate fanfiction! But I don't.
>> Anonymous
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>>852787
Good show writefag! I'm only vaguely familiar with the characters but the cliches certainly made me smile!
>> Anonymous
>>852990

Thank you much! I really appreciate the compliments! <3
>> Anonymous
Another writefag here. Cliches can make good plots if you add somethign to make them more interesting.
I'm a sap for 'I love you but cannot have you' angst and Character A refusing to accept Character B's feelings, even though they both feel the same way. And humour makes everything better.
>> Anonymous
>>846354
Having wet my appetite on>>852787, you wouldn't want to link to some of said fics, would you? :D
>> Anonymous
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X hates Y but actually loves him and vice versa. Rivalry, denial, too-stupid-to-get-it, as long as it results with "GRRRRRR DIE DIE DIE" - it's a go.
>> Anonymous
My favourite clishe by far is getting caught fapping and then 'lending a hand'.
Also, love confessions that always immidiately lead to sex.
>> Anonymous
Writefag: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PUT THIS ON YAOI GALLERY UNDER LAWYERCEST. I FUCKING LOVED EVERY BLASTED WORD.

:)
>> Anonymous
>>853588

Ah...oh wow, thank you SO much for the compliment!

I'll be sure to upload it on Y!, thank you again!

I expected reactions like "*VOMIT*" and "oh lawd that was terrible".

You just made my day. <3
>> Anonymous
>>846398
>>846401
>>846419
>>846422
>>846741
>>846791
All of these. My favourite has to be the trip and fall. Another would be Unrequited love on both sides, because thats always cute.
>> Anonymous
>>853620

Please link us to it?
>> Anonymous
>>852784
Oh, lawdy, I laughed. Phoenix and his badge. Perfectly executed, anon.
You had better upload this on y!gallery. Lawyercest NEEDS more fics that aren't all "thrusting" and "desire" and such. Weird.
>> Anonymous
>>853759

http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/417750/

Here you go!

>>855075

Hahaha, yeah! I'd show every single person my badge when I played the game...I loved the reactions. I thought it'd be cute if I included it.

Thank you for the compliment!!
>> Jentaro
>>853287
Completely forgot about that one.
Inspiration has just hit~
>> Anonymous
>>856597
DO IT. And give us the link.
>> Anonymous
One injures himself, love interest finds him and carries him home/to the hospital.
>> Rei-chan
>>853287
Oh god. Meeee too.

>>856597
JEN. I will love you forever if you do this theme with SZS. It also happens to be one of my favorites <3
>> Jentaro
>>857299
I was so going to, and you know it, hahaha.
I'm debating on which pairing, and in what setting, etc.