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Zero VS Kira?! Lelouch Lamperouge
Alright /cm/, to atone for the mess I caused (which was not able to fully happen due to image reach; I really SHOULD *ahem* talk to the people in charge of the site to make it larger) and I decided that I need a challenge. Life gets boring with just Suzaku to (mind)fuck, and so KIRA! May I have a duel with you?
>> Kira
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What?
What exactly do you want to duel about?
I have better things to do, so I'd like a good reason.
>> Nishi
Crush him with your MIND, Kira!
>> Anonymous
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Did someone say, Duel? Because I think I just heard someone say Duel!
>> Light
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>>322445
This Lelouch clown isn't worth my time.
Calling me out and not even responding.
How laughable.
>> Lelouch Lamperouge
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>>322439
The simple fact that I make a better God than you, are not a homorotic douche and that I was actually successful in building up a resistance force? I think that serves as some ground that we should fight on.

That, and the whole concept of "kill evil and become God" seems to be common in between us, don't you think?
>> Light
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>>322460
Ah, there you are.
You do realize that I can win this duel with very, very little effort, yes?
>> Anonymous
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>>322460
You dumbass, he knows your name. Abort now while there's still time!
>> Light
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>>322462
Would you like a demonstration?
>> Seiya
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Hay guys, what kind of a thread is this? Who´s the better protagonist? I´m in.
>> Light
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>>322472
It's actually a "I just wrote Lelouch's name in my Death Note, OMGLOL" thread.

He's going to be raped to death by a large black man, if anyone's curious.
>> Anonymous
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>>322466
When the hell did you drive up?
>> Lezard Valeth
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Hmm. Just where can one acquire a copy of such a work? A book like that would do wonders for my pl-

er.

Research. Yes, research.
>> Lelouch Lamperouge
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>>322482
Oh really? Did you even specify the time?

In that case, take that flashy pencil of yours and stab your neck with it. Repeatedly.
>> Light
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>>322485
Nah, I figure I'll let you pick.
I'm a pretty nice guy.
>> Seiya
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>>322482
Could you repeat it? I can´t understand you. I´m hearing some screams, like someones dying a horroble death.
>> Light
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>>322487
Hmm,
Then I think you've heard all you need to.
>> Lelouch Lamperouge
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>>322486
...You know, that was the most epicly dumbass thing to do, right?
Right...?

Oh, yeah, you're dieing a bloody gruesome death by a pencil right about now. Sorry to interupt.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and laugh maniacaly at my victory...
>> Lelouch Lamperouge
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JUST AS PLANNED!
>> Anonymous
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>>322498
IS THAT YOU SON?
>> Anonymous
I think someone in this thread needs some swimming lessons.
>> Seiya
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Sorry, Kids, I have to run. Saori-san needs to be rescued. Again.
>> Lelouch Lamperouge
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>>322506
DEAR GOD, I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU!
WHY DO ALL OF MY ENEMIES DO THI--
*GACK*
>> Lelouch Lamperouge
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>>322518
*GACK*
*CHOKE*
>> Seiya
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>>322521
Woah, you should probably visit the Doctor. That doesn´t look good.
>> Lelouch Lamperouge
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>>322521
*GACK* I... c-can't breathe... something... lodged.. in... throat...
>> Lelouch Lamperouge
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>>322526
NOOOOO, *HACK* WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
>> Anonymous
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>>322526
When I said choke on my cock I didn't mean it literally.
>> Lelouch Lamperouge
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>> Lezard Valeth
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>>322526
Ah, the throes of death. So exquisite!
>> Lelouch Lamperouge
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>> Lelouch Lamperouge
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THUD!
>> Anonymous
Posting in an epic thread on /cm/
>> Anonymous
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>>322537
JUST AS PLANNED!
>> Orange
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That fool. I clevarly placed one of my minions in his throat to choke him to death. Brittania is safe once more.
>> Lezard Valeth
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>>322537
Dibs on his immortal soul!
>> Fruit Fucker
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>>322540
Shut the fuck up and bend over, boy. You're still my bitch no matter what you say.
>> Orange
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>>322543
Yes master.
A little over to the left master.... ooooh...
>> Rau le Creuset
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>>322547
DO WANT!
>> Lezard Valeth
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>>322547

O_o
>> Anonymous
>>322540

SOURCE? o_O
>> Anonymous
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>>322547
This is relevant to my interest.
>> Shinn Asuka
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>>322552
A fruitsexual? Do those even exist?
>> Anonymous
>>322540
Kazuma called, he wants his character design back.
>> Seiya
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Wow, I´m gone for a few minutes and Orange-kun is being buttsecked. This is creepy.
>> Lloyd
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>>322556
That man over there? That man'd formerly known as Jeremiah Gottwald, but no one really calls him that anymore. We call him Orange-kun. (After Zero ripped him a new one, that is.)
>> Lezard Valeth
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In any case, I believe that is something I could spend the rest of eternity NEVER SEEING AGAIN.
>> Anonymous
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>>322568
Silly Lloyd, that's not how you eat mayonnaise.
>> Anonymous
>>322562
EVERYTHING EXISTS, especially on /cm/.
>> Orange
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>>322568
ExCUSE me? Atleast I'm not the one getting drawn with Prince Schneider and some underage Japanese loli.
>> Seiya
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>>322568
I believe I heard about him. Why do you think I call him Orange-kun and not his former name?
>> Llyod
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>>322578
Atleast I'm not getting fucked in the ass by a machine.
Fag.

>>322576
I LOVE eating mayonaise like that. Do you know how much fun I have with it?
>> Llyod
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>>322580
Because you've slept with him?
In which case this backs up my claim of him being a fag.
>> Anonymous
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>>322582
Really? I love eating mayo like that too.
>> Lezard Valeth
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As fascinating as this is, I believe we have been distracted from our reason for being here.

That is, using that dead fool's soul to animate a weapon of massive destruction. Who's with me?
>> Anonymous
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>>322589
BITCH, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME COFFEE.
>> Seiya
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>>322585
No, I have my brothers that help me there.
>> nostalgic anonymous
god i miss the old 4chan
>> Char Aznable
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>>322590
This sounds like an interesting endeavor.
I can afford to double my speed, after all.
>> Anonymous
>>322600
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
>> Anonymous
someone screencap this shit!
>> Anonymous
Image limit reached D:
>> Anonymous
>>322430
Requesting screencap, plz. XD
>> Anonymous
>>322430
REQUESTING SCREENCAP... NOW. O_O
>> Anonymous
Or at least continue the thread, batman.
>> Anonymous
SCREENCAP, MOTHAFUCKA, CAN YOU MAKE IT?
>> Anonymous
I jpeged at the top ^^^^^^^