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Transformers 34 Anonymous
Previous>>845442
For the records, we have the fuckawesomest writefags and drawfags ever.

Repost links if you want!

I'm not above reposting the heartfelt requests for:
- WRECK-GAR FIC/ART/Anything
- Some merciful writefag willing to provide our crack dose in the form of James Bond Prime / Bondgirl Starscream.

Go, GO!
>> Anonymous
EVIL OVERLORD PRIME RAPING HONORABLE STARSCREAM

it was promised us
where is it!
>> Anonymous
Optimus Bond or James Prime?
>> Anonymous
>>846858

Woah, what... sauce, is there one?
>> Anonymous
>>846865
It's Prime.
Optimus Prime.

/Cullen's voice.
>> Anonymous
>>846865

The name's Prime.

Optimus Prime.
>> Anonymous
>>847171
Ooooh, Moneypenny Soundwave registering said encounters and putting Bond in trouble with Prowl Q?
>> Anonymous
>>847178
But backs out when his buddy Bond Prime enters the picture, I hope.
Plus his boss would not be pleased. Right Prowl?
>> Anonymous
>>847182
But Secret Agent Jazz works for Megatron, Prime doesn't know he works for Prowl.
It's a big shocker.
>> Anonymous
sauce on OP's pic? god it's awesome
>> Anonymous
>>847188
LOL! I love this, you guys!! keep going!
>> Anonymous
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Anyone seen this yet?
>> Anonymous
>>847342
OH FUCK. I AM.
>> Anonymous
>>847357
But you wrote 007 on his head.
>007!!
>ON HIS HEAD!!
Now THAT is cool.
>> Anonymous
>>847366

8DDDDDDDDDDD

WHO IS THIS, MAY I ASK.

I AM THE LOVELY MODERNVIOLINIST.
>> Anonymous
>>847372
>>847354
>>847342
EMOTICOOOOONS PEOPLE
>> Anonymous
>>847502
But I'm no writefag. Don't expect anything GOOD!
>> Anonymous
>>847529
Okay, I'm fine with that. I'm sure it will be great, anon.
>> Anonymous
Guys, I think I can deliver some Bond Prime & Seductress Screamer before the night is out.

Except I can't really make a whole story out of it, only one very sexy cliffhanger oneshot (because I can't be trusted to finish shit).

Is this acceptable?
>> Anonymous
>>847544
IT WILL BE VERY ACCEPTABLE

This anon will try writing something, but nothing's certain, so please DELIVER
>> Anonymous
>>847563

Agreed.

Deliver.

ASAP!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>847653
I am eagerly awaiting the hot CLANG CLANG CLANG that must follow.
>> Anonymous
>>847653
Oh lol, Prime thinks he's a girl? I can't wait to see what happens when that lovely dress comes off.
>> Anonymous
>>847752

I'm shooting for a sexiful mixture of crack and CLANG CLANG CLANG.
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>>847764
woooo ambrosia fanart!!!

>>847800
>>847803
i'm almost fapped out dammit!
>> Anonymous
More teaser time!

Two cubes and three fabricated tales later, Starscream is crushing his lips against the smoothest silver surface he’s ever tasted in his life. Everything is blending together in a world of color and texture and Primus Optimus is the best kisser…!

/But…mission…key…have to get…/

Prime tightens his arms around Starscream’s waist, smoothing a blue hand over the silk of his dress and squeezes his aft through the material. Add that to the slick glossa darting over his lips and tracing against his own, and Starscream’s optics dim and he moans, arms draped loosely over the Agent’s shoulders. He melts again, kissing eagerly back, brushing his fingers over Prime’s audios and is delighted to get a shudder in response.

/The past is past, my dear. What matters is the present./

And oh what a wonderful present it is.
>> Anonymous
>>847844
UNF
I'm really kind of amazed at how easily everyone turns him into an adorable little rape victim.
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>>847853

Me too. I like crazy dominant Starscream. But still...

>>847851

YES
>> Anonymous
>>847857
Oh don't get me wrong. I love a deliciously rapeable little Starscream as much as anybody, I just don't really understand why.
>> Anonymous
>>847896

what is the sauce on this??
>> Anonymous
DAMN, DAMN, DAMN. Sleep demands I take a rest for now. But rest assured fellow anons you will have your delicious Bond!Prime action tomorrow! One more simple teaser, then I must go for today.


Starscream sucks in a gasp through his vents and pushes that savory blue hand away with a twinge of regret. “N-No…please. Let me…”

“Nonsense, Starscream.” Prime kisses his throat and traces his jaw with a warm, slick glossa. “You deserve to be treated right. I always place my partner first.”
>> Anonymous
>>847945
This made me smirk.
Hard.

FUCK, I can't wait for this!!!!
Anon, You're the best!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>847945
You're awesome, Anon. For serious.
>> Anonymous
>>847950

Fuckin agreed
>> Anonymous
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RRS6R17R
>> Anonymous
GUYS PLEASE PUT IDIOTIC PUNS.

No Bond production is complete without stupid puns.
>> Anonymous
>>847975
Oooh, you're right. Let's think of some. Jokes about SS being a screamer can only get us so far.
>> Anonymous
>>847976
The Star part of his name has to be good for some cheesy puns.
>> Anonymous
>>847984
Shy, vulnerable Starscream clumsily stripping while Optimus Bond teases him? Do want.
>> Anonymous
>>847990
If it's all an act, do want.
>> Anonymous
Different anon here, watch me make a complete fool of myself with my failed attempt at writefaggotry.


The sliding door parted swiftly to let in a tall figure in a neat black suit, battle mask covering most of his face but optics shining brightly enough to give off an amused, self assured glint.
Another blue mech, sitting amidst a jungle of computers, barely raised his visor to greet the new arrival. "Agent Prime 007: five breems late."
"And a good day to you too, Soundwave. You're looking particularly lovely today."
"Flattery: not required. Please desist."
"Am I not allowed to praise my boss' secretary? What kind of country do we live in?"
Soundwave's monotone hitched lightly. "Mr. P: impatiently waiting. Suggesting immediate contact." The *secretary*, who was actually a skilled communication officer and hacker, pointed to the plain grey door at the end of the room. Prime shook his head in mock despair, going to his doom. When P wasn't pleased, he would usually talk his audios off about duty and the importance of going by the rules. Prime didn't need reminding, obviously; he was the best agent on Cybertron and they both knew it. Which made those little scolding sessions unnecessary, and more annoying than they should.

(Decent? I need help with puns and such like.)
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>>847997
Moneypenny Soundwave, right? The only girl Bond could never score with? I approve.
>> Anonymous
>>847949

Please continue
>> Anonymous
>>847997
Heyyy!!! I like!! MOAR PLZ~!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>847997
That's good! Moar plz!!!
>> Anonymous
>>848012
>>848014
Sure, I'll write more today. Possibly including Prowl's briefing, Bee's appearance and the party itself with bonus Screamer. No promises on quality though!
>> Anonymous
>>848015
Hey, no worries. you are doing just fine.
>> Anonymous
>>848066
I really hope so...

Also where is our EVIL OVERLORD PRIME RAPING HONORABLE PRISONER STARSCREAM?
>> Anonymous
>>848082
I would have to say it's equal.
It seems a lot of males, as well as females, enjoy the TF universe. It is hard to distinguish things like this, these days.
>> Anonymous
>>848082
FemAnon here, I think the most fans are male.
TF slash? There it's fifty-fify I guess
>> Anonymous
>>848083meet>>847070

They're requesting feedback concerning the specifics of what EVIL OVERLORD PRIME should do to HONORABLE PRISONER STARSCREAM
>> Anonymous
>>848082
Uh, this anon is not sure.

But we flap at the pics, beg for rape!starscream or turbine!sex fics and RAGE(and love) at Abissal`s mind-torture without thinking if the drawfag or writefag that DELIVERS is male or female..

So, who cares?

We are all obssesed anons.. enjoy it and don`t think to much, you`d hurt our TF oriented brains with that kind of questions.
>> Anonymous
>>848105
First he should dent/break a wing trying to scare info out of him (all the time whispering in Starscream`s audios about how he`ll hurt him so much that the seeker would never fly again); then as Starscream don`t give up anything and spit in his face Prime`ll smirk and start licking the energon out of his wing and neck now telling him, as he breaks slooowly with two fingers his cockpit, that when optimus is done with him he `ll not ever /want/ to fly away from him.
>> Anonymous
>>848152

Starscream `ll get the first shivers of true fear shaking his system at this, after all he had never processed that even the autobots`d dare to torture/touch/violate another mech`s spark in their twisted quest to intel or power.
>> Anonymous
>>848164

feeling the decepticon`s fear Prime`ll laugh and bite his neck hard, leaving the cockpit alone just to twist his shoulder enough to made both of them fall -Starscream in his knees pinned beneath the larger mech- before sweetly kissing his left optic, blinding the panicking bot for a couple of astrosecs with the energon in his lips.
>> Anonymous
>>848175
FLAIL. OMG. FAPFAPFAAAAAAP!!!
>> Anonymous
>>848175
i need to go to work but if that couple of weird ideas is good enough for you i`d a few more evil things running in my head.

Long life to EVIL OVERLORD PRIME RAPING HONORABLE PRISIONER STARSCREAM!!
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Writefag working on that particular evil overlord Prime raping honorable prosoner Starscream woke up TWO FUCKING HOURS AGO, and she's having a stormoutside, which might further delay storyline improvement.

But she persists. She'll write on PAPER if she has to.
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>>848239
Don't you have copyshops in Anon-land?
>> Anonymous
>>848244
copyshop? *clueless*
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>>847983
I don't think the transformers characters care as much about gender as we do
>> Anonymous
>>848246
where you can print stuff on t-shirts, copy flyers etc
>> Anonymous
>>848266
also, DIY foil printing.
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>>848418
The Bondverse is free for anyone to play into! As long as you stick by the generic plot (what plot?), why not?
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MAXED
I'm making the new one, ok?
>> Anonymous
Aaaaaand image maxed. NEXT!
>> Anonymous
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>>848415

Mmm, Goldeneye it is then. I just wanted to see if anon had any better ideas.

Anyway, on with the Animating!