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So /cm/, what are your favorite cute male names? It can be character names, or maybe what you'll name a son if you ever have kids, or etc. What are some names that just feel right?

My favorite character name is probably Mihael, but when/if I have a kid, I'll probably name him Benjamin or Dmitri.
>> Anonymous
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Mephistopheles. But since I'm not actually cruel enough to make my kid spell that, I'll probably go with Edward. Because you never see anyone named Edward.
>> Anonymous
I personally love the names Tyler and Sirius. But I'd totally name my kid Damion. Or something of the sort.
>> Anonymous
Sirius only works in print. In real life, you just wind up with a bad gag.
"Hi, what's your name?"
"Sirius."
"Yeah, I'm serious. What's your name?"
"Sirius."
"I'm not fucking around with you. I seriously want you to tell me your name."
"No, my name's Sirius."
"It must be mother-fuckin' serious if you can't tell me what it is. I'm going to fucking cut you."

Dead by fourteen, just try it.
>> Anonymous
>>450057
I lol'd heartily.

Any parent who names their child after some Harry Potter character is ASKING for their kid to be cut.

Not to mention the thousands of jokes they'd recieve if there just happens to be another boy or girl in their class with a name of another character.
>> Anonymous
If I ever have a boy, I'm planning on naming him Mihael.
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Damian, Gregory, Alexander. Names that are cute enough to be interesting but without any weird shit--because to hell if I'm gonna make my poor kid suffer because I had a funny bug up my ass from too much Lord of the Rings XD
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>>450082

Aw fuck, I can't believe I just went and used a fucking emoticon

Disregard that, I suck cocks. Here, have some moar gay.
>> Anonymous
I'm naming my kid Eru
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Irvine, all the way. Or James.
>> Anonymous
>>450088
Me too!
>> Anonymous
>>450088

'Eru'?

I'll feel bad for that kid.
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I'm naming my kid ?!
>> Anonymous
My child shall be known as Anonymous Jr.
>> Anonymous
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I have a love for the name Alexander. I think it's rather regal.
So...have some unrelated Howl repost?
>> Anonymous
>>450356
Will he be a domestic terrorist that does it for the lulz?
>> Anonymous
I've decided if I have a son, he'll be Jacob or Loki.
>> Anonymous
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It's so cliche, but I still want to name a kid Darien
>> Anonymous
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I really love the name Mihael, but I wouldn't name my child that... I want to name my children Leon and Vincent.
>> Anonymous
GOKU
>> Anonymous
>>450097

Eru's not that bad, it's also the name for Tolkien's God...

speaking of, any LOTR cm?
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In regards to the OP's question?

Tokidoki. Greatest. Name. Ever.

Tokidoki Tokidoki Tokidoki. You never get tired of saying it.

I have no idea what'd I'd name my kid, in the sad event that'd I'd ever spawn one.

Something that you could have a lot of nicknames for. Like Thomas.
>> Anonymous
No kids, (Me = fag).

I love the names Seth and Matt.
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Jacob and Elliot are my favorite boy names.

A little more unconventional would be Wilhelm.
>> Anonymous
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Dominic

I love that name, and there is one of my favorite anime characters called that.

not the short "dom", Dominic just sounds cooler :3
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>>449981
I also like the name Dmitri!

I've decided to name a son Vergil, if I ever have one. Putting the character aside, I really think it's a cool name.
>> Yves
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Well, I'm rather partial to the name Yves, that being the reason I use it, but I can see that if I ever had a child people would try to pronounce it 'Ya-Ves' which would make me sad.

Other names I'm partial to are Etienne, Cluny, Sacheverell, Azariah, Shemaiah, or Mint.

Here, have official art of an Etienne.
>> Anonymous
>>450790

Oh holy shit, if you name someone that please use the correct spelling instead of being an utterly retarded weeaboo.
>> Ulquiorra
>>450813
Dmitri = Russian variant of Dimitri
Vergil = German variant of Virgil
>> Anonymous
>>450812
Something tells me that you are French. French and incredibly Christian.
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>>450837

That, or simply incredibly pretentious.
>> Anonymous
>>450812
How is 'Yves' supposed to be pronounced?
>> Anonymous
>>450842

Just like "eve."
>> Anonymous
I really like the name Cicero, however, i'm not that cruel as to name the spawn of my loins that, i'd probably go with Hadrian or James.
>> Yves
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>>450837
Saa, no, I'm not French. Well by heritage I am partially, but it is only one of 31 countries I can trace mt ancestry back to, so a very very small bit would be French I suppose. I just think those were pretty names. I know Yves and Etienne are French in origin, not sure about Sacheverell and Cluny.

I find it interesting that you were able to pin the names Azariah and Shemaiah to the bible. I'm not religious but even I have to admit the bible was a glorious piece of fiction.

On a side note, are you, by chance, Eastern Orthodox?
>> Ulquiorra
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Dante :)

I love the name Jacques, but I'd never do that to a not-French kid.
>> Anonymous
>>450849
How the FUCK did you know that? God that makes me feel violated in some way. Dude Yves you are creepy. Like a fucking stalker.
>> EXPLODING VAN
EXPLODING VAN JR.
Nah, I'd go for Damein, Mikhael, or Paul.
If I get married to a Slavic, then Kamil probably.
I also like the name Vincent.
>> Atagamay
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Ah, cool. Names are kind of a fixation of mine.

It's hard to pick a favorite, but I like the name Rémy a lot at the moment.

Pic not of an actual Rémy, but he's vaguely similar (insofar as he has dark hair and likes water) to a character of that name that I plan on including in an upcoming story.
>> Yves
>>450853
Oi, that was a little harsh. It's just that the Eastern Orthodox version of the bible I have is the only one that had the Prayer of Azariah in it. Most bibles do not have that particular passage. If you recognized the name Azariah as something that you connected to something highly religious, then you would be most likely to have some form of an Eastern Orthodox bible. Most people tend to get the King James version, which does not have that passage. So why would you have gone out of your way to purchase that version if it wasn't your religion?

I'm not stalking you, it's just common knowledge, you know? You can ask any one.

>>450844
Yup! That is exactly spot on!

>>450862
Oh, god EXPLODING VAN JR! That is beautiful. Does your name happen to be EXPLODING VAN?
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I'm naming my boy Camille.
>> Anonymous
>>450871
No Yves. Just no. Somebody back me up on this. I don't think anybody here knew about this bible version name dealy. Are you a bible scholar or something? It's just... no. Just not common knowledge like you say.

By the way you are still creepy as fuck.
>> EXPLODING VAN
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>>450874
Camille? I'm opting for Kamil. It's my cousin's name. You don't happen to be Slavic do you?

>>450871
...How'd you know?

>>450885
I dunno, I mean, I recognize most biblical names myself from different texts. But that's just because of how religious my family was.
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I really like the name Christopher. Probably because it is the masculine version of my name. (Means "christian" lol)
That name aside I also like Sigfrid and Valentin.
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>>450895
no, I'm sticking with 'Camille.' Not slavic, just trying to make my boy's life full of lols.
>> Ulquiorra
>>450926
Eeevil!
>> EXPLODING VAN
>>450926
lol
I keep thinking camomile tea now.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et_OS4PygMM
>> Anonymous
I would have to name my spawn Propaganda or Kikme.
Wouldnt matter anyway though, I wouldnt let them out of the closet enough for a name to be needed...
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>>450544
Probably the only names LotR names where you Kids wouldn´t be made fun of are the Hobbit names. Fredegar, Saradoc or Reginard sound "normal".


I personally like the names of the Nibelungen Characters Siegfried, Alberich or Hagen.
>> Anonymous
>>450812
Dude, my dad's name is Etienne. His father was like, 100% French or something. It's hilarious to tell people his name.
>> Anonymous
My child shall be called Lucifer. And to further show how much I love him, I'll send him to either a Christian school or a Catholic school.
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I have disgusting urge to maybe name a child after one of my internet pseudo or after a character from one of the shit story I write sometimes. Those names just sound closer to me. Well, I guess it's still better to be named Rakasha, Rarara, or Eliphas than going with a cheesy Viral.

That and if the kid is named Viral, has blond hair and a bad attitude, it'll be hard not to fuck him when he turns 18
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I love the name Haven. It's just so.... good.
But if I had a kid I would either name him that, or Fabien.

Pic unrelated, it's just pretty. :]
>> Anonymous
>>450057

Haha, but no. After the star, not the character. And yes I know, the character's name was that for a reason, Sirius is the "dog star". However, I just like the name. I think it'd be cool to be named after a star.
>> Anonymous
I'm slavic so I would never be caught dead naming a kid anything like Mihael/Dmitri, although they are rather badass names.

I like the name James, as well as much weirder ones, but I have no idea what I would actually name a child.
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I'm awfully fond of the names Spencer, Joseph, Daniel, and Koushirou. When I visited Japan, my exchange sister's older brother Koushirou was studying in Sendai, and I started to like the name.
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I love N names on boys. Its an odd fascination, but I love it. Nate, Nathanial, Nia, Neelan, something begining with an N.
But I'm also very fond of the name Mihael as well.
>> Anonymous
>>451457
Because so many kids are named after stars, Particularly boys. Can we say "Hello, relentless mockery through college"?
>> Ulquiorra
>>451480
Something about a Spencer having a brother named Koushirou seems faulty. Also, unless you live in Japan or around a Japanese population, the mispronunciations will be horrendous.
>> Anonymous
I'm not gonna have kids because I'm not going to fuck a vagina or anything, but my friend and I came up with a list of baby names that we've been suggesting our more pregnant peers consider:
Tyshaine, Skittle, Tayronce, Jayson, Jyreece, Kwumonday, Journey, Tyreece, Swivel, Mondell, Shufonday, Po'fwell, Crunch, Luleyluhlay (younger brother Lil' Luleyluhlay), Shyrondel, Tyson's Corner (this one was not mine), Spice, Krishonday, Kissuz, and also Mihael.
>> Anonymous
>>451638
awesome names. XD Why stop at "Journey," though? There are so many other 80s bands you could name kids after. Whitesnake, Def Leppard, Poison, A Flock of Seagulls.

"Kissuz" in particular made me laugh. I think that couple in either Oz or NZ who wanted to name their son "4Real" pwn all the suggestions on this thread, though.
>> Anonymous
MY KID = 4REAL

ohh lulz, old news joke.

But in truth, I think I'd name my boy Griffin- though my husband is fighting me on that. But lawd knows I wont name my child anything outside my... ethnicity (that the right term)? I'm not gonna name a white english kid some Japanese Anime character name because I think its supa awsumb!

But that's just my two cents, I dont care what others do.
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I'm not planning on having kids, but if I ever did, I like the names Vincent and Leon. FF has pretty much poisoned my brain, you know.

I also like the name Xavier. Ooh, and I see Dmitri popping up. I like that name too. And Claude. And... yeah I'll stop I guess.
>> Anonymous
It's illegal to name a kid Satan, isn't it? I think I heard that somewhere.
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>>451691
Might be if you live in the 'States, but it could just be a local thing. I doubt they have a national ban on that sort of thing.

I like Skye or Thaer, maybe even Llyander or Ryan... names that inspire cool and melting colours to spring up in the mind. I'd rather have my kid name himself though.
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Edward and Alphonse for sure.The older boy will be Ed of course.Roy is very nice too.That´s good because that aren´t so uncommon names and my boys will not be ashamed because of them or something like this.
>> Anonymous
>>451691
I'd be more worried about the legalities of putting numbers into your kid's name. Like would you need to spell it out? Also spaces (and I don't want to use hyphens).
>> Anonymous
I was originally going to name my kid Aiden, but now my dog is Aiden, so I'll probably go with Taiven or Christopher, or I really like the name Elijah.
>> Anonymous
>>451706
Jesus Christ, naming your kids after fandom characters? Underage b&. SAGE ffs.
>> Anonymous
>>451706
Oh jesus I am glad I am not your children.
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>>451706
>> Anonymous
I've always loved the name Hector. Couldn't tell you why. It might have something to do with my middle name being Andromaki.

I like the name Speros, too, bus mostly because a common nickname for Speros is Spiraki, which means pimple. I'm not quite mean enough to name my kid that...
>> Anonymous
>>451706
Troll post is troll (I hope, anyway)
>> Anonymous
>>451737
Abandon all hope on that namefag, really.
>> Anonymous
If I ever have a son, I'm gonna name him Sue.

Okay, shitty joke is shitty. All kidding aside, I like the name Michael. If I ever have a son, I think I'll name him Michael. But I don't really want kids.
>> Anonymous
>>451747
"My name is 'Sue!' How do you do! Now your gonna die!!"
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I'm gonna name my kids Itachi and Sasuke! Hopefully Itachi won't kill me! lololololol
>> Anonymous
>>451747
Michael speaking, here with a warning:
I think my name's pretty boring.
Plus, it's the same as they guy on Lost who nobody likes.
Just FYI

sage for no real content being posted.
>> Anonymous
hmm... How does Bridget sound?
>> Anonymous
>>452145
Bridd-jet
>> Anonymous
>>452145
>>452187

i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>451875
now, see, and here the first thing I think of when I hear the name "Michael" is the archangel as played by John Travolta.
>> Atagamay
>>452215
I think either the Archangel in general, or the character from Microserfs.
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>>451426
I was actually going to name my kid Viral, if I had one.
You know, since my whole family's blonde, I figured it would work. Bad attitudes can be created.
Probably not going to happen, though.
I don't want to be arrested for raping my son.
D:
>> EXPLODING VAN
>>451875
I have a friend named Michael, but I call him Mikey sometimes.
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>>451747
I dont know why, but I have always loved that name. Michael is just... dunno.. pretty.
>>450850
Daannnnnnteh~ I love to say that name... but it might be too sexy for my own son hahah.

Other names I like are Sirius, Allen, Dimitri, Alexander, Lavi. I also like the name Riku, even thought it's one pretty common name here.
>> Anonymous
I think it's safe to say that Michael and Mihael are the most popular names on this board.

I'm naming my son Mihael, but not pronounced like Michael. It'll be Mee-hye-elle.
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Azrael, Percy, Wallace, and Alice (yes, as a boy's name, too).

Have a Wally.
>> Anonymous
Richie, Kai and Raoul *-*
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I always liked the name reece, or theo. But for ages i wanted to call my son draco, and then i read harry potter -_- Shine is a cute name too :3
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>>450871
"...it's just common knowledge, you know? You can ask any one."

How the fuck is that common knowledge??? Common knowledge is anything generally known to everyone. That is general knowledge, aka public knowledge, knowledge that is available to anyone but not necessarily known. I am quite impressed by your deduction though.


>>451699
"I like...Ryan... names that inspire cool and melting colours to spring up in the mind."

I'm sorry but I must warn you, Ryan is not an inspirational name and you should avoid using it for males at all costs. My apologies to anyone who will be offended by this, but I have known 5 different Ryans thus far and all of them are creepy ass mofos. People with the name Ryan radiate creepiness whether they are aware of it or not.

I would suggest to you all would be parents in considering fraud factors in having the everyday names and spellings, and then consider the name in respects to how and where they will live with it. What you fanhoes think is cool could cause your child to grow up and kill people, hopefully you. As for myself, I like a lot of different names but I won't decide on any name until I'm pregnant. It's just easier for me to pick the final name once I see the boy. I'll go, oh fuck that child radiates creepy, gonna have to name it Ryan, damn it, I hate that name.

~Love your everyday /cm/ troll'r
>> Anonymous
>>451425
GO FOR THE CATHOLIC! I'm Catholic and personally love seeing kids with awesome names like that. I was personally hated by all members of my church...
I like the name Kyo. But hell if i would name my kid that.