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Transformers 35 Anonymous
The epic, it's overwhelming.
Previous>>846858

Still needs more Wreck-GAR.
Also, any and all contribution to the Bondverse madness is encouraged.
>> Anonymous
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As the original requester of the Bond OP/SS pic, I must say I'm fucking impressed. And quite pleased, too. (JUSTASPLANNED except not)
To think I was hesitant to suggest it for the lulz, at first.
>> Anonymous
OH, and I need your help /cm/ I need to know EVERYTHING we've figured out yet about Bondformers.
About the characters, a couple of the scenes and...well, all that we've already decided.
I need to know everything, would you mind writing it up in a small post for me? A summary?
>> Anonymous
Can anybody post the screencapped /co/ thread for great justice?
>> Anonymous
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JESUS CHRIST DELIVERY
>> Anonymous
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Let's play? You post one picture, you can post up to three plotbunnies with it.

Mine are:
1, crazy inventor Wheeljack. He needs screentime.
2, Mirage as a Bond gir. Think spoiled heiress or something.
3, DInobots. Why yes, I'm on crack. Royal family of a southern country, with Swoop being the prince/ss?
>> Anonymous
And just to disturb the Bondness: http://community.livejournal.com/tfwip_4_chan/5031.html A little longer bit added. Jeez, I'm starting to feel for Screamer.
>> Anonymous
>>848445
Wheeljack is SO going to supply the weapons to the secret agents.

Prime: So what are you working on, 'Jack?
Wheeljack: Sharks! With lasers!
Prime: ... impressive.
>> Anonymous
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>>848440
You win!

We should have a rule that every fourth post there needs to be a picture so we can stop our auto-sagging problem.
>> Anonymous
>>848440
Awesome Anon is fucking awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>848440
FAP
>> Anonymous
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>>848449
I'm just reposting from /co/, actually. PRAISE THE ORIGINAL DRAWFAG
>> Anonymous
>>848447
Holy shit, I got definitely sidetracked from everything just to fap.
>> Anonymous
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>>848456
Oh, I thought you were the drawfag, sorry bout that.

To the real drawfag
You Fucking win!
>> Anonymous
okey, whoever is asked for the /co/ thread archieve - here is it:
http://myfreefilehosting.com/f/df413e7d65_0.23MB
>> Anonymous
>>848447
holy fuck
FAPFAPFAP

these threads have delivered more than the entire entity of 4chan has ever done for me
>> Anonymous
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>>848464
Fukken saved, thank you! Now I have stuff to work on.
>> Anonymous
>>848464
Thank you.
>> Anonymous
Not-writefag here. I don't want to clutter the thread with text and risk deletion, but have a snippet from the party.

- One mech immediately caught his optics amidst the chattering crowd. Primus, finally a new face, and a pretty one at that.
The unknown guest had the typical body structure of a flier. A foreigner, if his crimson optics and elegant dark face were anything to go by.
All the better; Prime had a not-so-secret penchant for exotic beauties.
He threw an appreciative glance down the sleek frame, lingering on long legs clearly visible from the side slits of the silky dress.

(A digression on why male mechs crossdress follows so I thought I'd spare you, lol.)
>> Anonymous
>>848370

In awe...
>> Anonymous
>>848483
Nicely done, anon. Looking forward to more.
>> Anonymous
>>848520
Thanks, I'm not confident at all about this, but since I have a good chunk written already I might as well type it all up.

EXCEPT THAT I HAVE NO PLOT WHATSOEVER LOL
>> Anonymous
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>>848525
Start by giving Prime a generic mission. Who cares about the details.
>> Anonymous
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>>848525
WHO NEEDS PLOT WHEN YOU HAVE SCREAMER IN A DRESS!?
>> Anonymous
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>>848527
>>848529

Good to know. this mission is going to be as corny as it gets, ahah. brb writing.
>> Anonymous
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>>848536
Tons 'o Prowl!
>> Anonymous
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Oh Blitzwing.
>> Anonymous
Easy Bond plot;

Prime has valuable information Megs wants, so Megs sics Starscream on Prime. Starscream keeps on failing, so Megs hires Jazz to spy on Starscream (leading to a showdown between Jazz and Prime, and Prime doesn't know Jazz is working for Megs). Bumblebee gets kidnapped at one point and gets killed. Leading to more Starscream doubting himself and going nuts. Then Starscream and Prime have hot robot comfort sex.
Some more stuff happen...I dunno.... then there's an epic showdown somewhere with Prime and Megs. But just as Prime is about to get shot, Jazz spins around and shoots Megatron, distracting him so that Prime can deliver the finishing shot.
Jazz makes a dash for it as the building crumbles and Prime helicopters outta there with Starscream in his arms

Then sex.
>> Anonymous
Bondfag checking in...

Wheeljack as Q
Ultra Magnus as M
Arcee or Bumblebee as Moneypenny
Soundwave confirmed as Shirley Bassey / Gladys Knight.
Ironhide as Jack Wade / Felix Leiter
Starscream needs a special sexy Bond girl attack like Xenia Onnatop.

As far as SPECTRE-ish villains go...

Megs as Blofeld....DUH!
Punch / Counter Punch as the 006 / Alec Trevelyn type
Shockwave as Dr. No
>> Anonymous
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thsi is creepy
>> Anonymous
>>848571
That's pretty much what we decided on /co/, am I right?
But I object to sex in the end, since sex is literally a plot device I intend on using.

>>848578
I feel fucking guilty for not remembering much of this. My Bond knowledge = my childhood. I should really, really rewatch some of them. Where to start? Recs?
>> Anonymous
>>848578
Bumblebee needs to be the Bondgirl that gets killed. We've been over this.
Kidnapped, killed, Starscream feels guilty.

Actually, ELITA-ONE should be Moneypenny. Y'know, she WAS Prime's girlfriend in the cartoon.
>> Anonymous
>>848571
Oh, and somewhere in here, this happens;

"
Megatron - Does he suspect anything?
Starscream - No, no, I swear, please give me back my wings.
Megatron - Why haven't you seduced him already? It shouldn't take this long, you've failed me again, Starscream!"

Then Megatron....well, he doesn't rape Starscream. He violates him without interfacing.
>> Anonymous
>>848602
/co/ was begging for lesbian Elita and Arcee.
I don't know what to do about it, though.
>> Anonymous
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>>848607
I wrote that, lol. And it's definitely going to happen.

I need opinions, though.
Bee as the good bond girl. But: former love interest (makes for more jealousy), or does he simply have a huge unrequited crush (makes it for more bawwww when he dies)?
>> Anonymous
>>848598
>sex is literally a plot device I intend on using.

...Tell me MOAR.
>> 3DFag
>>848598
Where to start? Goldeneye. Personal favourite but, eh. Just about any will do. They all use a similar set of plot devices while being awesome.

>>848602
I disagree, since Bond never got ANYWHERE with Moneypenny, much as he tried to.


And on a related note, SEEKER DANCING IS DONE. I'm rendering it as I type this up, Primus knows how long it'll take.

The final thing should be, uhh, well there's 300 frames and it's going to go at 25fps, so you can do the rest.
>> Anonymous
>>848612
I say we give it to them. The guys helped, and we should at least to do this one thing for them.
>> Anonymous
>>848627
Where should I have your internets delivered to? Oh, and this firstborn son too.
>> Anonymous
>>848632
I wouldn't mind at all if I had any idea of where to fit them. ;_;
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>848627
Exactly, that's why it's brilliant.
Elita-One, his canon love-interest, is the only one he can't get.
BRILLIANCE.
>> Anonymous
>>848627
fuck yes animation
>> Anonymous
I have a Bee snippet. See if you like him/hate him. For some reason he's P's nephew or something.

"Mundane events are your playground, so don't complain and go to Hot Rod's party. Have some high grade, appreciate the ladies, the usual. And I want you to accompany Bumblebee."
"Is that an assignment, P?" Prime smirked.
"Not really. I'm asking you as a personal favour."
Prowl pressed a button on his desk and a second door slid open, letting in a bright yellow young mech wearing a cute pastel colored dress.
"Boss. And Mr. Prime." He dutifully saluted, lifting one hand to his forehead.
"Rest, Bumblebee, you're not on duty."
"Sorry uncle." He smiled almost shily and motioned to sit next to Prime, without ever looking straight at him.
Feeling mischievous, Optimus leaned down a bit and smoothly greeted: "Good morning, Bee."
Both Prowl and the youngling flinched at the nickname, probably for entirely different reasons.
"Prime kindly accepted to be your partner for the party" P explained, pretending he hadn't heard.
*Sly, sly Prowl.* Optimus thought; there was no way he could ever turn him down now, not with Bumblebee's optics glowing in pure joy.
"It would be my pleasure."
>> Anonymous
>>848661
Thou shall not ask why Bee wears a dress, too.
And I still need opinions about this>>848616
>> Anonymous
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No plot, no excure, no drawing skillz.

No shame, either.
>> Anonymous
>>848671
I fucking lol'd.

>>848661
FUCK YEAH LOLI BUMBLEBEE
MAKE HIM UNDERAGE
>> Anonymous
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>>848661
I like it.
also, was Bumblebee just standing there in a closest?
>> Anonymous
>>848661
LOLISHOTA BUMBLEBEE
OH GOD NOW I WILL FEEL ALL HORRIBLE WHEN HE DIES
;_;
but this is GOOD
very good


and instead of him being Prime's ex, I think he should have a HUEG unrequited crush
>> Anonymous
>>848670

I'd say the latter. BAWWW is gud.
>> Anonymous
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please anon don't post comments without pictures, or else this tread will begin auto-sagin itself just like the last one!
>> Anonymous
>>848616
Huge unrequited crush.
definitely
>> Anonymous
Unrequited crush is best in my mind.
>> Anonymous
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Thread will auto-sage when it reaches 300 replies anyway. Whether we post with images or not.
>> Anonymous
>>848671
>no drawing skillz

FUCK YOU YOUR DRAWING IS AWESOME
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>848671
You win because Grimlock is win.
That picture kicks ass, you a wonderful drawfag.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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You know what these threads have been lacking?
Optimus Prime.
By himself.
>> Anonymous
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>>848678
LOL WUT
did it look like that? My bad. Bee was simply waiting in the other room to be summoned.
I sure hope overprotective uncle Prowl doesn't keep his nephew in a closet.

And I guess unrequited crush it is.
>> Anonymous
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>>848761
That's actually kind-of true.
>> Anonymous
>>848761
I agree. Will our resident drawfags deliver more Bond!Prime striking badass spy poses?
>> Anonymous
>>848661
>motioned to sit next to Prime, without ever looking straight at him
>without ever looking straight at him

D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
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>>848767
Okay, I thought he was just waiting to be called in, but when I actually stop and start thinking about something I begin to get strange ideas about the most simple actions.

Thanks for clarifying, have something from Smirkys' DA
>> Anonymous
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>>848791
I'm still struggling to find a reason for someone as protective as Prowl to let his nephew 1) hang out with a womanizer/botmanizer like Prime 2) be a spy in the first place.
So anything you point out can be helpful, even the smallest detail.

I guess there's no restraining the little glitch when he wants to do something.
>> Anonymous
>>848801
Bee is not a spy.
He's just an adorable little kid that hangs around the wrong people.
>> Anonymous
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>>848767
Fuck yeah unrequited crush
But I'm going to feel so bad for him.
>> Anonymous
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>>848761
Well then.
>> Anonymous
>>848806
If he weren't a spy he'd never have the knowledge to successfully(?) investigate Starscream (and get kidnapped+killed in the process.)
Plus, "he wants to be just like Prime!"
>> Anonymous
>>848612
How about Arcee as Moneypenny? She rejects his advances because she is lesbian for Elita. We discover this in a gratuitous scene of hotness.
>> Anonymous
>>848817
Awww fuck, I can see the idol worship thing.
>> Anonymous
>>848817
Bee's a clever little glitch, he's been looking around Prowl's files too much.
He gets kidnapped because he's ker-stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>848822
This could work.
"You're breaking up with me....for Arcee Moneypenny!?"
>> Anonymous
>>848826
Poor thing. But bond girls could be spies, too! I'd kill for a loli spy Bee.
>> Anonymous
>>848834
Nah, Bee's far too incompetent.
>> Anonymous
>>848840
Give the poor boy some credit (before he gets himself scrapped for incompetence).
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>>848845
He's just...
an idiot.

seriously.

I vote that his appearance is more similar to the one in TF:A, because he looked like a fat chubby old man in G1.
>> Anonymous
>>848822
..But I thought Soundwave was Moneypenny
>> Anonymous
>>848858
Someone needs to have two secretaries.
This way Soundwave can betray them for Megatron.
>> Anonymous
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Holy
fuck
Prowl.
>> Anonymous
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>>848867
>> Anonymous
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I think Bee should be a random secretary that works there (NOT Moneypenny just a secretary. That would be a safe(?) job that Prowl couldn't be too upset over him having, plus it would give Bee a reason for knowing and liking Prime. It would also give him a reason to know important/classified information.
>> Anonymous
Am I the only one that thinks Soundwave should stick to being Megatron's loyal right-hand man?

Also, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker.
I want them in there, as background characters maybe, but they need to do SOMETHING.
>> Anonymous
>>848867
>>848869
JESUS CHRIST EPIC UPGRADE
>> Anonymous
>>848874
I'm planning something about that. A passing mention or more, I don't know yet.
>> Anonymous
>>848867
WHEN THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN
>> Anonymous
>>848870
What about an informant? He can easily get info from people because nobody would suspect a shota loli, and it's relatively safer than spy job.
>> Anonymous
>>848884
THE SOONER THE BETTER
and I'll fucking pay to see Jazz's reaction to the PROMOTIONS
>> Anonymous
>>848885
I like that Idea better then my own, What do you say writefag?
>> The occasionally unfriendly femanon
>>848867
Came.
>> Anonymous
>>848882
They should be at the party playing pranks.
>> Anonymous
>>848892
Not-writefag here, and this>>848885was me as well, so I assume an informant would be ok, lol?
>> Anonymous
>>848895
Sure thing, I'll see about that. ALSO:

“Obviously, you’ll have all the backup we can spare. The Lamborghinis recently returned from their latest mission, and-“
“I definitely can handle this without backup.” Prime quickly assured.
“Let’s hope so. We’re currently investigating Megatron’s movements: as soon as my agent considers it safe, and the AllSpark is stable enough to be moved again, you’ll simply hand over the access code.”
“To whom?”
“He’ll contact you. We can’t expose any of our mechs before the time is ready. In the meantime, do nothing. Don’t draw attention to yourself, and please go by the book, Prime.”


Prowl just mentioned three agents in a single paragraph. I'm sure you can guess who the third is.
>> Anonymous
>>848874
After Bee's death, Prowl sends the twins to hunt down and terminate Starscream, blaming him for the whole thing? Shiiiiitstorm!
>> Anonymous
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Hey /cm/
You need SPOILER TAGS
>> Anonymous
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>>848906
Then Sunstreaker&Skywarp find Thundercraker&Skywarp instead.
>> Anonymous
>>848913
And they have a hot orgy together.
>> Giraffe
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Drawfag from /co/ reporting in with a new pictures.

I'll take requests because Bondformers is indeed superior.
>> Anonymous
>>848920
loli shota Bee pining after Optimus.
>> Anonymous
>>848920
Fuck yeah. Epic Jazz and Prime meeting please?
>> Anonymous
>>848909
We DEFINITELY, definitely need spoiler tags. They're so much fun.
>> Anonymous
>>848902
JAAAAAAAAAZZ YOU ARE SO LURKING IN PROWL'S EVERY SPEECH
>> Anonymous
NEW RUBICON CHAPTER
STOP WRITING
STOP POSTING
STOP EVERYTHING
>> Anonymous
>>848930
And what a lovely chapter it was.
And my favourite part? IRONHIDE. Believe it or not.
>> Anonymous
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If Soundwave is going to betray, I demand some Starscream intimidation.
>> Anonymous
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Rubicon writefag loves her audience.

Also, people, PEOPLE!! How many Bond movies there are? We don't have to stuff everything any everybody into the first one! We have enough plotbunnies for at least seven epic fics.

Here, have another piece of mine.
>> Anonymous
I think all these writefags should gang together and write one epic tale.
>> Anonymous
>>848941
22.
Yes.
22.
>> 3DFag
>>848941
Plenty. check wikipedia, that'll say how many.

Also, update on sexy dancing seeker animation.
Less than 100 frames to do, played what has been done with Goldeneye playing in the background, it fits just right. (It's short, 10 seconds or so, but I suppose that's good enough for one afternoon of work)
>> Anonymous
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MIND
BLOWN
>> Anonymous
>>848941
I think that if there are to be more, then the one with Starscream bond girl would have to be the final one, unless we want lots of angry Starscream raging over Primes unfaithfulness.
>> Anonymous
>>848946
WAIT WHAT HAPPENED
>> Anonymous
>>848956
Not necessarily: spin-offs centered on the Twins or other characters can happen independently.
OR can happen before.
As if we needed to go in chronological order!
>> Anonymous
So guys, what the hell.
One secretary (Soundwave) or two (Soundwave and Elita, both playing hard to get for personal reasons)?
>> Anonymous
>>848969
He could always pass on the title to another after he falls for Starscream.
>> Anonymous
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>>848945
>> Anonymous
>>848973
Or they could become a kickass married spy duo. In b4 bad movie parody.
>> Anonymous
>>848969
Needs Jazz spinoff.
>> Anonymous
>>848970
Actually...I don't want Soundwave as a secretary
he's a loyal Decepticon...c'mon
maybe if it was perceptor...or Mirage....
>> Anonymous
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>>848982
But who would have sex with the enemy?
>> Anonymous
Can we just focus on the main one with Prime and Starscream first?
Do that one, then we talk spinoffs.
let's not get diverted here
>> Anonymous
>>848985
He's such a loyal Decepticon he infiltrated Prowl's HQ as his secretary, and has been passing info to Megatron ever since.
>> Anonymous
Was it ever figured out who should be Moneypenny?
>> Anonymous
>>848988
Alright, but is this ever cleared up?

I still kinda want Elita-1 as Moneypenny.
>> Anonymous
>>848988

Yeah, we can have a moment of TERRIBLE REALIZATION when Prowl catches on to Secretary Soundwave's traitor activities.
>> Anonymous
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>>848956

Aaaactually, how about much Starscream raging, Starscream betrayal and eventually ending up together again, because LOVE IS STRONGER THAN ANYTHING ELSE?
>> Anonymous
>In both the Bond novels and films based upon them, Moneypenny is smitten with Bond.
>In most of the Bond films, there is a scene, usually Bond's arrival at M's office, in which Bond and Moneypenny exchange witty and flirtatious conversation, including Moneypenny making quips to Bond such as "Flattery will get you nowhere, but don't stop trying." In the earlier films, these exchanges are more sexually explicit, with Bond often kissing or caressing Moneypenny sensually.

Alright, who would fit this?
>> Anonymous
>>849003
But by then Starscream would have been though more then enough sad, I want happy Starscream from then on.
>> Anonymous
Mmmmmh, let me try something and forgive the partial repost. See if this could be acceptable.

-
"Agent Prime 007: five breems late."
"And a good day to you too, Soundwave. You're looking particularly lovely today."
"Flattery: not required. Please desist."
"Am I not allowed to praise my boss' secretary? What kind of country do we live in?"
Soundwave's monotone hitched lightly. "Mr. P: impatiently waiting. Suggesting immediate contact." The mech, who was actually a skilled communication officer and hacker, pointed to the plain grey door at the end of the room while the actual secretary laughed lightly from her desk. Prime shook his head in mock despair, turning to the femme diligently typing away on her computer on the other side of the room.
“Are you going to be this cold as well, Elita?”
“I wouldn’t want to break the tradition, Mr. Prime. And you’re remarkably late.” She smiled patiently, probably repeating a routine as old as Cybertron itself.
Prime gave up and made a scene of walking to his doom.
>> Anonymous
>>849023
[...]
“Hello, Prowl.”
“It’s P when you’re on duty, 007.” Prowl sighed and leaned back on his seat, fastidiously brushing non-existent dust from his immaculate grey suit. “And you are late.”
"I was busy flirting with your secretary."
“Elita?”
“Soundwave.”
Prowl made a face. "I'm sure Soundwave would object to that title. And to the flirting, too."
"He did." Prime let his facemask retract and grinned amiably.
“I don’t know how he can put up with you every time you show up, without a single complaint.”
“Same way you do, Prowl.”
“Busting his processor with migraines? I sure hope not.”
Prime had the decency to look offended.
“It’s such a pity, Prowl. Two pretty individuals working under you, and both are playing hard to get. Unless there’s something you haven’t been telling me.”
Prowl sighed wearily. “I’m pretty sure they have very good reasons to do so.”

(Reasons you can all guess.)

y/n?
>> Anonymous
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>>849016
Agreed. Starscream should be HAPPILY EVER AFTER once he's freed from Megatron's control. ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>849023
I like this one much better then the last.
>> Anonymous
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>>849025
Reasons?

Soundwave is gay for Megatron.
Elita is lesbian for Arcee.
I don't see any other reason to deny Prime.
GOOD END?
>> Anonymous
>>849025

>"I was busy flirting with your secretary."
>“Elita?”
>“Soundwave.”

I am slain.
>> Anonymous
>>849025
lol'd.

needs more lesbian Arcee/Elita-One though
>> Anonymous
We've been over this

Starscream is the bondgirl that gets to live, he gets the good ending.
BEE, on the other hand, is a different story.
>> Anonymous
>>849047
Help me deciding who Arcee should be and how the hell I should add her to the mix, and I'll try.
>> Anonymous
>>849050
As the very writefag who thought of his horrible, horrible ending, I feel guilty. I think I'm going to bawwwwww when his time comes.
>> Anonymous
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>>849025
Yes.
>> Anonymous
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>>849050
I want Starscream and Bee to be jealous of each other and then finally get to some sort of understanding just before tragedy hits, so Starscream will feel even shittier.
>> Anonymous
>>849058
This is a good idea.

>>849051
Arcee could be another agent that works for Prowl(?)
>> Anonymous
>>849047
AGREED
>> Anonymous
>>849058
THIS.
MUST HAPPEN.

FOR EXTRA BAWWWWWWWWWW.

>>849051
There's gonna be an exclusive party.
Elita-1 will be there.
Arcee will be there.
Prime flirts a little with Elita.
Then lesbians happen.
>> Anonymous
>>849035

LOL!
I second this
>> Anonymous
>>849065
So soon?
... I might think about that. Prime probably suspects something already about those two, even if that doesn't stop him from flirting with either.
>> Anonymous
>>849058
In b4 Starscream holding Bee's hand as he dies.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>849072
t'was just a suggestion. But I don't want it to suddenly appear out of the blue in the ending; "LOL THIS IS MAI GIRLFRIEND", that'd kinda...suck.
How about he sees the two of them at this exclusive party, suspects something (they're kinda being overly friendly), but doesn't think too much into it?
>> Anonymous
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>>849075
O-OH GOD. ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>849072
I like this.
>> The occasionally unfriendly femanon
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>>849075
>> Anonymous
>>849078
Wonderful idea.
>> Anonymous
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>>849075
Either Bee dies hating him, or Bee magically realizes everything before dying (sees Megatron abusing Starscream or beating him for not having killed Optimus yet, then asks Starscream WHY and he can't answer?)
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>849078
Yeah, I was thinking about something subtle between them. Nobody can really tell, only suspect.

...I have no idea of whether that gets any further, though.
>> Anonymous
>>849089
Then they stare at each other and BEE UNDERSTANDS EVERYTHING
;_;
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>849098
Second this.
>> Anonymous
>>849098
OH, GOD. And he tries to smile.
Except he's too weak to do so anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>849112
That is going to make Screamer feel TEN TIMES WORSE than if Bee had died hating him. PERFECT.
>> Anonymous
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>> 3DFag
>>849075

I very much like this. VERY MUCH.


ALSO, I'VE FINISHED THE DANCING SEEKERS ANIMATION.
(lol cruise control)


Watch it here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3H1eC4B4JA

Note: I am aware the last second or two has them doing pretty much nothing, small error on my part, noticed it FAR too late.
>> Anonymous
I'm so going to cry when Bee dies.
>> Anonymous
>>849119
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneat
>> Anonymous
>>849125
I'm going to cry when I write that.
I just hope my lack of talent won't destroy the moment, man.

>>849119
THIS.
IS.
TOO MUCH WIN.
FOR ME TO HANDLE.
>> Anonymous
>>849119
Cool.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>849119
well done!
>> Anonymous
...Are you guys seriously going to kill off dear little Bee?

He's currently the most moe character;

working hard
Prowl's nephew
"I wanna be JUST like Prime!"
unrequited love
jealousy
being kind of dumb
gets kidnapped
then
DIES HORRIBLY WITHOUT GETTING TO CONFESS TO PRIME
but before he dies, he and starscream come to an understanding
;_;
>> Anonymous
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Dumping some OP/SS I haven't seen here in a while
>> Anonymous
>>849150
Yes, isn't that just PERFECT TRAGEDY?
As much as I love Bee, it just needs to happen.
>> Anonymous
>>849150
He's an hero.
>> Anonymous
>>849150
You forgot: WEARING PASTEL COLORED LOLI DRESSES.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Drawfaaaags!
We need loli Bee and sexy Starscream glaring at each other in a showdown of fate manner!
>> Anonymous
waitaminute
...
/cm/.,..

YOU'RE A LOLICON?!
>> Anonymous
>>849157
roffles
>> Anonymous
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>>849166
Technically, Bee is shota. He just happens to wear loli clothes.
You might say he's a trap in disguise.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>849171
i LOLd.
this is true, though
>> Anonymous
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>> 3DFag
>>849149
>>849139
>>849136
>>849135

Glad you lot enjoyed it. :D

>>849155
Seconded.


As my work is done, I shall cease namefagging here untill I end up doing something else for you lot. (Which I know I will.)
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>849150
Prowl is going to RAGE SO HARD it'll be amazing to witness, right?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>848867

JESUS CHRIST I JUST CAME ALL OVER MY CHAIR

Anon, what is the source on this?! Is it the Constructicons episode that was leaked on an Arabic channel? HAS IT BEEN UPLOADED SOMEWHERE?

HASFAUGHALAGL
>> Anonymous
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>>849186
OHSHI-
That's right
WHAT ABOUT PROWL
>> Anonymous
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HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO GOT CONFIRMED TO AT LEAST APPEAR IN TF:A
THANKS TO MIDDLE-EAST


GUESS
>> Anonymous
>>848946
FUCK YEAH G1 RECOLOR
So wait
does that mean the blue and purple seekers in the infamous preview are REALLY TC and Warp?
I'm in motherfucking heaven.
>> Anonymous
>>849191
I have NO IDEA.
Rages at Prime?
Rages at Starscream?
Sends Lamborghinis to kill Starscream?
Gets comfort sex from Jazz?
>> Anonymous
>>849198
ALL of the above.
>> Anonymous
>>849190

OH SHIT NO WAIT is that the one where he goes after Lockdown by himself? I just noticed him standing there, hurr.
>> Anonymous
>>849198
>Sends Lamborghinis to kill Starscream?
This, then;
>Gets comfort sex from Jazz?
this

Also,
>Sends Lamborghinis to kill Starscream?
this turns into this;

Twins, in their search for Screamer. Find Skywarp and 'Cracker instead.
They fight like shit, discover how oddly similar they are, then have a massive orgy.
GOOD END.
>> Anonymous
>>849207
But

1) how does he know it's Starscream's fault in the first place? (MEGATRON SYNDROME LOL)
2) how is Jazz going to sneak out from Decepticon HQ while under cover just to deliver comfort sex? Being Jazz I'm sure he can, but HOW?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>849210
1) No idea, haven't gotten that far yet,
Wait, maybe Jazz saw the whole thing and reported it to Prowl?
2) He delivers comfort sex AFTER he's completed his mission
because Jazz actually believes in completing your mission before you fuck it up with pleasures
>> Anonymous
>>849207
i could never agree any harder.
thanks, anon
>> Anonymous
>>849212
FUCK YEAH
DELIVERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>> Anonymous
>>849212
That's it.
Making a bondformers folder.
>> Anonymous
>>849222
I made it when the first thread was still alive on /co/.
>> Anonymous
>>849214
In this, Jazz is better than Prime.
Only 007 can get away with fucking on duty.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Lockdown's return
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWXbgHBIfM8
>> Anonymous
>>849256
Not that I was particularly waiting for HIM, but if it means Prowl gets the fuckwin upgrade... HELL YEAH.
>> Anonymous
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>>849256

Fapping SO HARD in anticipation. When it finally airs here, (Damnit CN, is having episodes air more than once a week too much to ask?) I will fap til my boner rockets off into the troposphere.
>> Anonymous
>>849260
C'mon.
Lockdown has a FUCKWIN and UBERHOT voice, that, and he is currently one of the most badass original tf:a characters.
>> Anonymous
Before I go to bed: here's my sorry excuse for Megatron sending Starscream to Prime in the first place. LOL ALLSPARK BEING A PLOT DEVICE AGAIN. By the way, Megatron might end up being a filthy rich weapon dealer maniac.
Apologies for length.


- “The sector in which we’d hidden the AllSpark was located and infiltrated by two unidentified flying units. We couldn’t catch the saboteurs, but we managed to prevent the theft. The sector structures are damaged beyond repair and the All Spark itself is highly unstable, though. We had to move it to a temporary location, which leaves us wide-open and completely vulnerable to hypothetical future attacks.
There is only one access key to the current housing of the AllSpark. If anyone can keep it safe it’s you, Prime. Not your usual mission, I know, but consider what’s at stake. If word about this leaks out you’ll soon be targeted personally, but I trust you’ll be able to hold your own against a few hit mechs. [...]
Optimus nodded. “You can count on me.” He reached out to receive the key, and was quite surprised when Prowl, instead of taking the item from a regular pocket, unbuttoned his jacket and carefully opened part of his own chest plating to retrieve a micro-disc.
“This is the code to the AllSpark location. I haven’t read it myself. Nobody has. You must encrypt it in your own spark, and destroy the disc.”
Prime’s optics widened slightly.
>> Anonymous
>>849285
“Maximum security, of course. They’ll have to rip my spark out to get it… quite literally.”
Optimus smiled, hoping to convey more confidence than he suddenly felt.
“Correction” Prowl allowed himself a tiny smile of his own. “The only way to get it is for you to willingly share it.”
“I’m in for some torture. Good times.”
“If they ever catch you. Which is precisely why I’m asking the best agent I have, hoping he won’t be careless enough to get caught, and will definitely resist torture in a worst case scenario. I hope you realize the planetary importance of what I’m entrusting you with.”
Prowl stared long and hard in his optics, balancing the micro-disc between two fingers.
Prime smiled. “I’m your mech, P.” He swiftly grabbed the disc, rolled up his sleeve and inserted it in a small drive, optics glazing over as the data flashed across his vision.
“Now encrypt it… carefully.”
Prowl regarded him warily as a light shudder shook the agent from head to toe as the code was imprinted on his own spark.


I'm sure you see where I'm going with this, lol.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>849285two unidentified flying units

MAIDS, I HOPE?
>> Anonymous
>>849286
ends in sex
>> Anonymous
>>849286
>>849285
That's a really good plot device actually.
A REALLY good one.
Damn.

ME LIKE.
>> Anonymous
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movie style BW Inferno?
>> Giraffe
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LOLDRAWFAG IN THE HOUSE.

It's apparent that this awesome thread needs bumping, so here's some fresh-drawn faggotry for ya.

Mmm, Bondformers.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Kill me please.
>> Giraffe
>>849482

I would rather make love
>> Anonymous
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I has no talent/tablet
also, don't mind the giant handbag...
>> Anonymous
>>849550
"Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream."
- Optimus Prime, "For Your Optics Only."
>> Anonymous
Where's my gun barrel opener? Prime walks in. Points and shoots, and there's blood. Yeah, that.
>> Anonymous
>>849570
Win.
>> Anonymous
>>849482
he's hot
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Megatron wants you to WORK IT for the camera.
>> Anonymous
>>849586

Would there be blood? Or energon?
>> Anonymous
>>849624

Oh Energon, definitely
>> 3DFag
>>849640
>>849586

Ok, I'm back again.

Should I make this a reality?

Y/N
>> Anonymous
>>849661
Yes please! If you don't mind, that is.
>> 3DFag
>>849668
Not at all. I love doing this stuff, not to mention it's animation practice.

I'll have to do it tomorrow (Much later today for me, yay europe) since it's about 2:35AM here.

Although I got bored (before this legendary happened) and started on an OP/Magnus/Screamer/TC/Skywarp orgy, do want to keep you happy till tomorrow?
>> Anonymous
>>849687
FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
>>849661
849586 here, yes!
Energon or Blood, your choice really. ^.~

Tempted to write full parody lyrics of Gladys Knight's LTK to License to Clang...
>> Anonymous
>>849616
Megatron is too serious to be Joker. But still, that picture is fucking awesome
>> Anonymous
>>849687
HELLZ YEAH
>> Anonymous
>>849616

I can't wait for that comic to come out.
It's going to be so great...
>> Anonymous
A question: Would an energon martini explode if shaken too vigorously?
>> 3DFag
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Here you go fellow transfags, a 5-bot orgy.

Enjoy. :D
>> Anonymous
>>849714
If it's refined energon, I doubt it.
>> Anonymous
Please, please, please, somebody introduce Wheeljack Daniels. Or cryovodka. Or Mechweiser.
>> Anonymous
>>849714
Now I'm picturing Optimus blowing up a martini as a distraction while he makes a daring escape (Starscream in his arms, of course).
>> Anonymous
>>848464
is there any trick or something to download it? i can`t get it to work
>> Anonymous
>>849729
I see what's Prime's doing there with that thruster... This is awesome! Thank you for being the best 3DFag ever!!!
>> Anonymous
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5V2HSKVM
>> 3DFag
>>849816
Thanks.

After reading "Hate the Dark" Prime having a thruster/foot fetish has wormed its way into my mind and firmly lodged itself there.

Which is FAR from a bad thing.

Plus I love Screamer's thrusters.
>> Anonymous
>>849755
Do it!
>> Anonymous
Anyone have the full size versions of the pictures that were in this>>848464/co/ thread?
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>> Anonymous
>>849148
Source?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I think we're going into auto-sage guys.
>> Anonymous
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>>849994
Not any more, need a new thread.
>> Anonymous
>>850002
Shall I do the honors then?
>> Anonymous
>>850026
Already done new thread here.
>>850028