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Z3r02007
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Sasuke: Why do I always have to be Mary Jane when we play 'Spiderman'? Naruto: Oh shut up and say your line. Sasuke: Wait, why the hell are we doing this anyway? Naruto: Yaoi fangirls are paying us a nice sum. Besides, would you rather do more filler episodes? Sasuke: *sigh* I guess so. I still hate you for kissing me in the third episode. Naruto: Not this again... Sasuke: I mean, if you didn't kiss me, maybe we wouldn't have to do this? I could have kissed Haku, at least he looked like a chick. Naruto: Not my fault you didn't take Sakura when you had the chance. Sasuke: Look, you know I have a deep, inate fear of pink hair. Itachi played some mean pranks with pink ballons. Naruto: Rough. Did you consider theropy? Sasuke: It's a little difficult when your older brother is a psycho maniac. Insurace won't touch the Uchida clan. Naruto: Look, my ass is getting soaked. Can we just get this over with? Sasuke: Fine. Just as long as you buy the sake later.
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