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Transformers 38 Anonymous
That's right, you can't fight auto-sage.
Keep rollin'. Previous>>853441

Bondverse link: http://community.livejournal.com/tfwip_4_chan/6672.html#cutid1

DRAWFAGS NEEDED.
>> Anonymous
>>856222
Casino Royale is chronologically the first story.

It lists as 21 on the films list. I mean, if we plan to continue, this WON'T be the last, ever... OP WILL end up with Star, just a tad bit later. And we'd have a Star with a proper change of heart.

...Way to open a thread, huh?
>> Anonymous
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Fuck you, seeing OP's pic after all this talk about Jazz carrying Bee's dead body...
BAWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>856234
Surely going in chronological order isn't a problem. Plus we can have plenty of different pairings and adventures if we set them just before this. I dunno. Is Galvatron the problem?
>> Anonymous
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>>856234
Shame on me for not watching Casino Royale, but if that's the first and yet 21st movie, this one can be the last and yet the first?
Wait, brain knotting.
>> Anonymous
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HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT CAME IN MY MAIL TODAY
>> Anonymous
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I CAME.
>> Anonymous
>>856261
I had to get a new one because I broke a wing on the first.
Now I am tempted to get selfcest pics like whoa.
>> Anonymous
I always figured we'd do several different Bondformers fics and they'd all be completely separate from the others...like...

they have no relations
other than being Bond.
>> Anonymous
>>856267
WAIT TILL YOU BEND HIS DELICIOUS, FRAIL KNEE JOINTS FOR THE FIRST TIME. AND HIS FEET BEND, TOO.

...toyfag here in case you hadn't guessed.
>> Anonymous
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>>856248
I'm more worried about Star's a-bit-too-sudden "change of heart". He spent the better part of his life being a bastard. Bee's death might give him a shove, but won't make him any better by the time Prime arrives to kill him, megs and anybody else in his way.
>> Anonymous
>>856277
This works, too. Even if some consistency would be nice.
>> Anonymous
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Taken from /toy/
>> Anonymous
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>>856280
To his defense, he was probably already on his way to change already, being in love. (So in love that even BEE noticed, lol)
Bee's death is the icing on the cake. If that's not enough, Prime's forgiveness might do the trick.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>856295
I love how /toy/ probably took this pic in complete innocence. (Since it wasn't me.)
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>856278
I haven't even unpacked him yet!
I ordered Optimus too, so....
when I get him, I'll fucking sow dresses and suits for these two and have them wear it.
>> Anonymous
I don't think Starscream should have a change of heart at all.
I think he should continue being a "bad girl".
Only now he works for the good guys.

But he's still bad.
>> Anonymous
>>856332
DO IT
If there's something I CAN'T do is sew, dammit.
>> Anonymous
Now that I think of it, Starscream is a great porn name

"Star's cream".
"Stars' cream".
"Star scream".
Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
>> Anonymous
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>>856298
Sounds about right to me.
>> Anonymous
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Garment-wearing robots, in my Transformers? It's more likely than you think...
>> Anonymous
>>856346
B-but I'm a bad girl!
I like you that way.
Oh, 'k then.
>> Anonymous
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>>856261
I lost one of the hands for mine. Ha ha ha, I'm sad now.
>> Anonymous
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>>856346
It's not like he'll go around being nice to Autobots. (BRAIN. BREAKAGE.)
>> Anonymous
>>856346
Change of heart means pretty much "finding the fucking guts to leave Megatron for good", imho. His personality has to stay the same.
>> Anonymous
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>>856366
If he didn't prefer bad girls, he would have gone for poor Bumblebee.
>> Anonymous
>>856392
Bumblebee might be too young for his standards
>> Anonymous
Question:

Will Bee die a virgin or not?
Will he offer his sparkcherry to Optimus and get rejected or will he never confess?
Will be be raped by Megs or not?
>> Anonymous
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>>856394
Doubt that. He's probably too innocent/inexperienced for his standards, though.
>> Anonymous
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>>856397
Writefag here hasn't decided yet. Depends on how things seem to flow, I guess.
Suggestions will obviously be highly appreciated.
>> Anonymous
>>856397
I'd prefer if he offered his cherry to Optimus and then got raep'd by Megs.

But I am a sucker for shotacon.
>> Anonymous
>>856295
It hurts me that TF:A Starscream is taller than Optimus.
>> Anonymous
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>>856432
Yeah, we've bawwwwwed plenty of times about the SIZE DIFFERENCE LOL.
>> Anonymous
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>>856445
>> Anonymous
I like bigger Screamer
makes him being dominant much easier
>> Anonymous
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>>856451
>> Anonymous
>>856455
in b4 "thrusters activated" etc
>> Anonymous
>>856397
Here's what I'm picturing:
Bee offers his sparkcherry to OP, finds out about Starscream, runs away angry and in tears.
Later, he gets caught by Megs, who starts to sex him up, taking it slow and gentle so that Bee can't help but enjoy it, and then RIPS HIS SPARK OUT.
>> Anonymous
>>856466
OH GOD I SCREAMED OUT LOUD
;_;
>> Anonymous
>>856466
Could someone PLEASE WRITE THIS
I don't care if it's connected to the main Bondformers story.
SOMEONE WRITE THIS
oneshot, drabble
I don't care
PLEASE
>> Anonymous
>>856466
Gentle megs? That's sickening. I like that.

He probably wants to get all of Bee's info and takes it slowly to read his spark. When he's done, he crushes what's left.
>> Anonymous
>>856477
I second, someone just write Megs/Bee rape. No need for it to be Bondverse.
>> Anonymous
>>856466
I'd like to see megatron seducesexing bee all the while promising that if he tells him the info he wants, it will be for the greater good and make optimus love him.
SEX HAPPENS
megs demands info, bee gets scared from sudden personality shift and sees it was all lies, refuses to say anything, HORRIBLE MANGLING FOLLOWS
>> Anonymous
GODDAMMIT THE BONDVERSE MAKES ME HATE MEGATRON WITH A FIERY PASSION

First Starscream
then Bee
;_;
>> Anonymous
>>856489
More like, he doesn't even see it coming. When Megatron reads his spark like an open book, he screams and struggles but it's too late. He's no longer useful and gets DESTROYED on the spot.
>> Anonymous
>>856466
If executed properly, this could be buckets of orgasm all around, but the one part I find disconcerting is the whole "Bee can't help but enjoy it" thing...It feels so very wrong. Megatron is pure, malicious torture-pleasure, and I'd hate to see this scene turn into just another "Ahhn- no-don't-touch-me-there his-mouth-says-no-but-his-heart-says-yes things. For some reason, I find the thought of Bee screaming and clawing futilely at any metal within reach and then his optics going painfully wide and sightless pleasing in that awful heart-wrenching way.
>> Anonymous
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>>856504
This. I can't see Bee enjoying it past the most basic physical thing, if at all. Not when he's conscious of who he's dealing with and how (for whose sake) he ended up in such a situation. He'd be too motherfucking scared to feel anything else.
>> Anonymous
>>856504
Yeah. He might play on the whole virgin-bot-is-sensitive thing, but I doubt he's going to LIKE it.
>> Anonymous
>>856504
This.
LISTEN TO THIS MAN.

There's a BIG difference in rape and SURPRISE SEX

Megatron would RAPE Bumblebee
Bee would NOT enjoy it
ever.
For SO many reasons

Sex doesn't ALWAYS feel good, you know.
>> Anonymous
>>856504
I think Megatron is enough of a sadistic bastard for it to work. I'm sure he's had plenty of practice sexually torturing people, so he knows just which buttons to push to make them at least partially enjoy it, and in turn make the victim feel even worse. Of course, if we're actually going for realism instead of just whatever we'd like to fap to, we might have to try something else.
>> Anonymous
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>>856525

This is my bullshit button. Rape is not something to enjoy, especially when Bee only wants Prime. To truly make it heart-wrenchingly sad it NEEDS TO HURT. It needs to be awful and painful and outright agony.

And then he needs to die, alone and scared.

While Megatron laughs.
>> Anonymous
>>856522
The worst part is that Bee has probably never had sex, either. He doesn't even know what he's supposed to feel.
>> Anonymous
>>856528
FUCKING AGREED

And Starscream needs to watch it all from a corner.
>> Anonymous
>>856534
And do absolutely nothing about it, me thinks.
>> Anonymous
>>856534
but without becoming Armada!Screamer
>> Anonymous
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>>856534
Now this could actually get him into thinking. "The little thing do loves Prime and now... Megatron is taking his sparkcherry and probably, he'll die here afterwards and he knows that it'll hurt Prime as well... Slag. Poor little glitchmouse... "

Let's make the Skyfire-whored-out-his-offspring theory canon...?

Image highly unrelated.
>> Anonymous
This is becoming a very GRIMDARK Bond movie

I like it
>> Anonymous
>>856564
IT was terribly GRIMDARK ever since we first typed the "BEE DIES" words.
I'm liking it, too.
>> Anonymous
>>856559
This, at least, should be what tips Starscream to leaving the Deceps.
>> Anonymous
>>856559
I can see Screamer going back to Prime with an absurd confusion in his head. He didn't save Bee, he didn't do anything, he's doubting himself big time and, especially, he doesn't know how much Prime knows or how he'll react.
It's going to be one hell of a confrontation.
>> Anonymous
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Someone said they'd saved previous threads. Links?
>> Anonymous
>>856576
What about the mission?
Megatron will probably tell him it's his last chance, he'll be hunted down and killed if he doesn't succeed, etc. He can't just waltz into Prime's house and go "I quit the Decepticons!"
>> Anonymous
I thought in the end Starscream was going to be captured and held as a hostage for Prime?
sharks and water and all that?
>> Anonymous
>>856583

Links:

http://rapidshare.com/files/113538681/transformers_33.mht.html

http://rapidshare.com/files/113538678/transformers_34.mht.html

http://rapidshare.com/files/113538679/transformers_35.mht.html

http://rapidshare.com/files/113538680/Transformers_36.mht.html

This Anon is a freak... i saved all the TF threads since the # 14, if you want them just ask.
>> Anonymous
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>>856534
>>856536
>>856538

I say that Megatron kidnaps Bee and goes to whop Screamer's ass.

Starscream gets his ass handed to him by Megatron, Bee sees this shit is is like, "OH GOD I UNDERSTAND" and forgives Screamer.

And then Megatron is like, OHOHOHO I can hurt my traitorous, whore agent by making him watch as I RAPE HIS NEW FRIEND.

So he finished beating Starscream to a point where he cane barely move and proceeds to fuck Bee. PAINFULLY. And then just as he reaches overload TEAR OUT BEE'S FUCKING SPARK.

Starscream screams and cries like a little girl, Megatron laughs.

SHIT HAPPENS.

Jazz takes the body to Prowl with news that Screamer is still alive. (Though jazz doesn't know that Screamer tried to stop Megatron blah blah blah) Prowl brings in Prime to finish the job, noting that Screamer had a part in it.

Prime = FUCKING PISSED.

He goes in, killing shit left and right. Megatron forces Screamer to go out and fight Prime, not to breathe a word of it. Screamer is scared and does so. prime fights him and wins, goes to give the final blow because he thinks that Screamer helped kill Bee. Screamer bows his head waiting to die, crying and Prime's like UH THIS IS WEIRD, WHY ARE YOU CRYING.

And Screamer says I CAN'T SAY.

And Megatron comes out of the shadows to lol at Prime and tells him the TRUTH. That Screamer's not responsible THAT HE IS. And goes to shoot through Screamer to kill Prime.

Prime saves Screamer and 'KILLS' Megatron.

THE END.

Oh wait.

Screamer and Prime have make up sex.

THEN THE END.
>> Anonymous
>>856605
I lol'd. Thought that was just for the lulz, but it might actually work.
>> Anonymous
>>856620
wait, where's the part where Jazz turns on Megs and motherfucking shoots him down so that Prime can deliver the finishing blow?
>> Anonymous
We have a lot of writefags. They all can write what they think fits best.
>> Anonymous
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>>856632

Alright, so Megatron brings friends when he goes to kill Prime, figuring it would be great to show off as he not only kills Prime, but punishes Starscream for his treachery for the LAST time. He goes to deliver the killing blow, Jazz is like UH FUCK NO, and shoots Megatron from the crowd.

Chaos ensues.

Prime saves the day?
>> Anonymous
>>856620
This is so perfect. I don't even care if anyone writes it, just the idea of this awesome plot is enough.
>> Anonymous
>>856641

Normally I am a drawfag, but I like this enough that I might actually write it. If I can save myself from my own spelling errors. Sorry that was so riddled with them. I get excited when I type.
>> Anonymous
>>856620
Can't say I don't like it, lol. But forgiveness+friends happens too early imho.
Let me get my thoughts straight and see what happens. Here's my idea:

Megatron - Starscream hasn't reported in a while, I want RESULTS!
Sends Jazz to spy on Starscream, Jazz reports that he and Optimus are on good terms, Megatron gets pissed and calls Starscream back to base to intimidate him into finish the goddamn job and kill Prime already.
Star goes to explain he's close, Bee is jealous and follows him, witnessing Megatron beating the shit out of Starscream (insert "DOES HE SUSPECT?" "No, no, GIVE ME BACK MY WINGS!")
Megatron finds Bee, torture, mindfuck and violence ensues as wounded Starscream looks from a corner without doing anything (because it would be suicide anyway and he IS a coward).
Megatron leaves Bee for dead, saying he's useless, and calls Jazz back to base to get rid of the body.
In the meantime, dying scene with Starscream holding his hand and feeling horrible, etc etc ("you had lots of chances to kill Optimus, why didn't you?" SILENCE ....) understanding between the two.
Jazz is too late to do anything, so he just goes to Prowl to tell him it's about time Prime was informed.
IN THE MEANTIME Megatron sent Starscream to finish the goddamn job. Starscream is confused and full of OMG ANGST, so it'd be a good time for Prime to let his guard down and have some sparksex so Screamer can get the fucking code.
Then news of Bee's fate reach him, Prime rages, Starscream flees with the code, Prowl sics Prime and some backup (TWINS ANYONE) on the Decep HQ.
Shit ensues.
>> Anonymous
>>856648
Then twins+seekermaids happen, aye?
>> Anonymous
>>856620
>>856648
These two.
>> Anonymous
>>856648
Then it can tie in with this>>856620
Prime goes to blow shit up, Starscream is forced to confront him, except it's a TRAP!!11
Starscream is like I DON'T DESERVE ANYHTING SO BLAST MY HEAD OFF
then Megatron arrives, makes his villain monologue, and is about to kill them both, but Jazz has rigged the entire Decep HQ with bombs and shit starts coming down on their head. Prime kills(?) Megatron, grabs Starscream and gets out of there Indiana-Jones style.
GOOD END?
>> Anonymous
>>856663
Writefag of>>856648here.
Yeah, pretty much.
Thoughts? Objections? Anything? Should I go for it?
>> Anonymous
>>856648>>856620
YES.
>> Anonymous
>>856665
YES.A
>> Anonymous
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I think we need some hatesex between OP and Starscream somewhere. OP finds out about a particularly nasty bit of espionage on Star's part, or needs some info from him and decides to fuck it out of him. Not rape, just particularly angry sex.
>> Lamborghinis/Seekers Writefag
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>>856658
... You can't seriously want more than two chapters. That would take all the focus away from Prime and Screamer.
>> Anonymous
>>856620
>So he finished beating Starscream to a point where he cane barely move and proceeds to fuck Bee. PAINFULLY. And then just as he reaches overload TEAR OUT BEE'S FUCKING SPARK.
OH GOD WHY DID THIS TURN ME ON SO MUCH
>> Anonymous
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>>856665
So..What are you waiting for? We NEED this.

Also, to the writefag that is playing with the Twins and Maid!seekers; Can you write a little drabble of them fighting/groping shamelessy in this scene??

Please?
>> Lamborghinis/Seekers Writefag
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>>856687
THAT could work, HAHAHAHA.

But I'll need to finish part 2 first.
>> Anonymous
>>856685
They could be side stories?
>> Anonymous
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>>856687
Sorry, I am so slow! I'm going to write the damn
party right now so we can go ahead with the story.

>>856658
And I'd leave this to anyone willing to write it. I'm not confident about my twins, and I wouldn't know where to fit it in the main plot.
So, I agree with>>856696on the oneshot/sidestory thing.
>> Lamborghinis/Seekers Writefag
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>>856696
Good enough.

See>>856695
>> Anonymous
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>>856648

I do like the idea of Bee staying alive long enough to actually sort-of maybe talk with Screamer, yeah. I could revise that part...

Though I simply can't see Prime (either canon <i>or</i> bondverse) being stupid enough to hand over that code. I can see him wavering, wanting to trust but then Starscream's cover gets busted and he runs like a bitch.

Perhaps the order of events could go like this?

Bee is kidnapped while trying to get information, no one knows yet because Megatron is pulling strings. He also sends Jazz out to spy on Screamer because he thinks that there might be some funny business going on. He wants to be sure that this shit is going to happen HIS WAY.

Jazz reports that Starscream and Prime are on good terms. MEGATRON RAGES. He calls Screamer in saying ALRIGHT, NOW I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU WANT I NEED THAT INFO. Starscream is like I'm doing my best! Megatron's like BULLSHIT. And he shows Starscream their prisoner, saying that Starscream can stop pretending and just use the kid as ransom. Starscream's like "Is that really needed? I mean, Bee's just got a stupid crush on Prime!" Not because he likes Bee, but he knows that it will hurt Prime more.

Megatron is like OH THAT'S IT, and starts kicking the crap out Starscream in front of said prisoner. Bee's like OH SHIT, THIS IS FUCKED UP and kinda understands why Starscream's doing that shit. Bee's like STOP IT!

con't
>> Anonymous
>>856675
OR.
Starscream currently hating himself comes onto him and wants it as rough as possible. Possibly after Bee's death, before Prime finds out about it.
>> Anonymous
>>856703

Megatron's like FINE THEN and just throws a fucked-up Screamer aside and then proceeds to fucking RAPE Bee, because HAHAHA YOU'LL NEVER GET TO HAVE YOUR LOVE. It's painful and awful and he leaves Bee there dying and tells Screamer FINE, if you want to do it your way, this kid was disposable anyway.

Screamer's stunned. Megatron leaves, laughing. Screamer and Bee have a moment. Bee manages to forgive Screamer through all of his pain... and then dies.

In the mean time, Megatron has told Jazz to get rid of that fucking body, stinking up his quarters. And that Starscream's there too.

By that time Starscream has left, not able to look at the body any more, totally emo.

Jazz finds the body and no Starscream, assuming that he's left to go be all evil and shit, he takes the body to Prowl who mourns.

Meanwhile, Starscream has been 'coerced' (see forced) into going back to Prime and trying to seduce him into getting the codes.

Prowl comms Prime telling him the details right as Screamer and Prime are getting to the down and dirty. Prime is like Bee's dead? Starscream's responsible? Prime rages.

Starscream runs.

Back to Megatron.

Megatron is like YOU'VE FAILED ME! Now you must go and fight the very mech that you tried so hard to protect!

con't
>> Anonymous
>>856706

Prime reaches the area with backup (at least the twins) and goes inside. Starscream is there to face him off. he losses, remorse and all that shit. Prime goes to kill him asking WHY WHY WOULD YOU KILL BEE HE WAS A KID and Screamer just accepts that he's going to die.

Prime's like "Why are you crying you monster, you're getting what you deserve."

Megatron and his cronies come out of the shadows to laugh. Megatron tells the truth and then goes to shoot Prime through Screamer, in punishment for his failure.

Jazz is like NO! And he shoots Megatron. Chaos ensures.

Awesome battle scene.

Prime saves Screamer who's still emotionally fucked up now and girly shoujo bullshit happens.

Megatron is 'killed' in the scuffle, but they never find the body.

Cue Sequel.
>> Anonymous
>>856707
lol girly shoujo
>> Lamborghinis/Seekers Writefag
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>>856687
Or how 'bout this, fellas.

I INCORPORATE maidgroping into chapter two. While the twins watch. How's that sound?

God, /cm/. Never let it be said you never fail to inspire great lulz in me.
>> Anonymous
>>856703
>>856706

I like the "since he's disposable I'll break him" part. Poor Bee.
Still think Screamer SHOULD manage to get the code, and then perhaps lie to Megatron about it, and say he didn't.
That might save him from Prime's rage.
>> Anonymous
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Hey guys, it's not that I want to break up all the Bondverse fun, but I was wondering if maybe the discussion could be taken somewhere else, like maybe the wip LJ community? It's just that these threads have been auto-saging so fast lately.
>> Anonymous
>>856707
No, Jazz should just shoot Megatron right before the latter or Prime pulls their triggers.

Like those scenes in movies where you think the enemy shot the protagonist, but was actually shot by another protagonist.
>> Anonymous
>>856721
We should set up a chat.
>> Anonymous
>>856713
Niiice.

but i think the twins groping the seekers as they pretend to fight to death is more hot.

Can we have both?
>> Anonymous
>>856721
Threads auto-sage when you get over 290 replies or so
it'll happen anyway
>> Anonymous
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I'll tell you what I'd like to see.
Optimus knowing about Bee's death but not knowing who did it.
Starscream will totally take advantage of THAT breakdown to get the codes, and hate himself even more in doing so.
>> Lamborghinis/Seekers Writefag
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>>856729
How do you do that? You know, reading my mind? I was planning that all along!
>> Anonymous
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>>856726
That ruins anonymous' freedom of speech, me thinks. As long as we keep posting pics, it shouldn't get into auto-sage so soon.
>> Anonymous
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>>856735
>>856739
Excuse me as I fap to abused Hot Rod, jesus christ.
>> FYOO Writefag Anonymous
Reporting in with the latest developments for the prequel to FYOO, just to let you guys know that I'm alive!

Skyfire takes a lab coat off of the hanger near the door to don it with a chuckle. “No hello for your old mech, Starscream…? I’m shot.”

Starscream’s lips twitch a bit, before smiling again. “Good morning, father.” The flier’s voice is hoarse and shrill, a sound that, to most, grates upon the audios like knives screeching on glass. It is a defect Starscream has embodied since birth, and something Skyfire has tried numerous times to have surgically reformatted; abuse that has only made his son’s throat worse with mistreatment. Medics finally took the sense when the flier was young to inform the both of them that the defect would continue for the rest of the young bot’s adult life.

But Thundercracker still moves to meet his partner’s sparkling, winding an arm around his slender waist with a pleased smile. He tilts Starscream’s chin up and kisses him. “Miss me, my love?” he purrs.
>> Anonymous
>>856675
>>856705
I like the way you think, anons.
>> Anonymous
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>>856762

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

I LOVE YOU
>> Anonymous
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Crashing the party, peeps.

Now, rearrange your thoughts. Take a deep breath. Think about using come chat.
>> Anonymous
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Just making sure, nobody minds if I borrow the maids, right? They're there to tease when Megatron first gives Starscream his mission.
>> Anonymous
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>>856774
JESUS
THE BLOODY TEARS I'M SHEDDING
>> Lamborghinis/Seekers Writefag
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>>856776
Go ahead, I think my brain's going to explode happily through my nose if I think about Seekers+tease in the same sentence again.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>856802
D:
>> Anonymous
>>856804
He's a fetishist, you know he'd fap to Prime's head every night before putting it on his pillow and peacefully recharging.
>> Anonymous
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>>856811
I believe that happened in an episode... City of Steel... XD
>> Anonymous
>>856762
I couldn't help but think it. skyfire/screamer botcest and abuse
>> Anonymous
>>856815

Not quite, but close. FYOO describes that relationship in an explosion of angst.
>> Anonymous
>>856814
You know what this made me think? Megatron + Shakespeare = fuckwin. It's like a sort of evil Dinobot.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>856814
City of steel is the best episode ever. Alligator prime? King Kong reference? I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>856880
>>856882
>>856883
HOLY SHIT is that sum doujinshi?
>> Anonymous
SOME GRACIOUS ANON TRANSLATE THAT SHIT.
>> Anonymous
>>856885
bottom right panel: FUCK HE LOOKS SO PRETTY
>> Anonymous
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Fanfic rec time -

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4237521/1/Noblesse_Oblige
>> Anonymous
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This is all your fault. And I can almost hear the missiles nearing my window....
>> 3DFag
>>856937
Sweet dancing Primus, I think something in my mind just exploded.

In a VERY good way.
>> Anonymous
>>856886

Well, you can't buy it, but it is a comic (made by a fan, obviously) so I guess it would be doujinshi.

It, and more, are located here: http://tfpages.web.fc2.com/index.html
>> Anonymous
>>856937
/cm/, I think we WIN.
>> Anonymous
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Inspirashun?
>> Anonymous
>>856948
I fucking BAWWWWWW'd at the one with movie Jazz appearing to Bumblebee.
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
Uhh...while I'm at it, guys, have a little more BAWW time.

Enjoy the FYOO Prequel!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4244666/1/
>> Anonymous
>>856937
I love the little bells
>> Anonymous
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>>856952
>>856937

TF Drawfags are too good to us ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>856968
GGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
THUNDERCRACKEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR
I bawwww'ed.
>> 3DFag
>>856988
Me too.
>> Anonymous
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>>856968

Wait, if Thundercracker is dead, how will he be sexy maids with Skywarp later?
>> Anonymous
>>857003
parallel universe
>> Anonymous
>>857003
>>857005
I lol'd.
But yeah, needs maids.
>> Anonymous
>>857003

Debating this. If I save him from the brink of death, he and Starscream will be an angsty no-go.
>> Anonymous
>>856984
I love the idea of the sound of them with each step
>> Anonymous
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I just checked TransOekaki, and it's been suspended. Anyone have any info as to why, or when it'll be back up?

Have some Hot RodxNightscream by heeroyuy.
>> Anonymous
>>857017
It's ok, writer's licence. He'll just happen to be alive/a different guy in the maid fics.
>> Anonymous
>>857017
That would be sad. Dead boyfriend is better.
>> Anonymous
>>857036

My first thoughts, as well, and it's kind of what I need, so, yeah.
>> Anonymous
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>>857031

Maybe Thundercracker should be a different guy altogether. Sunstorm or something.
>> Anonymous
>>857063
INCEST! DO WAN-- I mean...
no need to force things, really. Comics do these things all the time with their "different continuities". We can have two TCs.
>> Anonymous
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NEW DRAWFAG HERE
A writerfag threatened my life to post this, SO HERE I AM.
>> Anonymous
>>857087
VICTORY.
Unf, Soundwave.
>> Anonymous
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>>857070

But, but, Maid Thundercracker is so much better! The existence of parallel universe Gentleman Thundercracker can only dilute the sexiness.
>> Anonymous
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>>857090
I OBJECT. I find them both damn sexy.
Think of them as separate entities who just happen to have the same name.
>> Anonymous
>>857087
FUCK YEAH DELIVERYYYYYYYY
>> FYOO writefag
Oh God, I've created a schism.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?

j/k. Go about with your theories while I write.
>> Anonymous
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>>857095

It's OK, I won't be a continuity-fag. More TC means more to love.
>> Anonymous
Hmmm. Star: OMGWTF, TC??
Maid!TC: Sorry, do I know you?
Star: Whimper.
>> Anonymous
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>>857098

And by Love, I mean "Fap To"

>>857102

Megatron can rebuild Thundercracker, he has the technology. He can make him better. Faster. Maidier.
>> Anonymous
>>857109
That would mean angst for Starscream. DO NOT WANT since it'd be a digression.
>> Anonymous
>>857109
Nah, just a different bot. It would be TOO SERIOUS if he were a retconned TC.
>> Anonymous
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>>857087
DRAW MOAR. Please.

>>857098
I second this. Let's not start worrying about continuity, guys.
>> Anonymous
>>857023
I second this. What happened to Transoekaki. HOW AM I GOING TO WASTE MY EVENING!?
>> Giraffe
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GODDAMN YOU GUYS, I NEEDZ TO DRAW SOME BONDFORMERS.

SUGGESTIONS PLZ.
>> Anonymous
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>>857127

-Seeker Maids vs Agent Lambos
-Bee and Prime (extra points for BAWWW)
-Agents Jazz and Prowl (double extra points for SEX)
-ANYTHING YOU WANT
>> Giraffe
>>857134

FAILURE LEVEL OF MY ABILITY TO DRAW LAMBO TWINS IS HIGH, WILL TRY ANYWAY.
>> Anonymous
since transoekaki is down, anon are welcome to use my echa

http://www.takamin.com/oekakichat/user/oekakichat3.php?userid=260064
>> Anonymous
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>>857139

ITS OK WE'LL LOVE YOU FOR TRYING

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
>> Lamborghinis/Seekers Writefag
>>857134
>>856937
>>856861
HAVE I MENTIONED YET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU GUYS?

Seriously. You're the driving force behind my little exercise in boredom. Hugs all around!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>857173

Brain = broken.
>> Anonymous
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For anyone thinking of writing Megatron-Bee rape from earlier, here's a little inspiration.
>> Anonymous
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>>857173
I choked on my oreo a little.
>> Anonymous
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Just pretend it's Bumblebee there.
>> Anonymous
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So, this is the upcoming Elite Guard Bumblebee toy.

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like the demented lovechild of Bee and Prowl? And that it sounds like the setup for a terrible sitcom?

"How come he's always YOUR son when he wins a race but he's MY son whenever he shurikens the TV!?" "...uh, 'shurikens' isn't a verb..." "DON'TCHANGE THE SUBJECT!"
>> Anonymous
>>857191

With the way his character development is currently, Bee in the EG is a scary thought.
>> Anonymous
>>857193

... This has great potential for hilarity.

Any drawfags or writefags want a crack at this?
>> Anonymous
I want a Bondformers AU where Bee doesnt die, and Jazz ends up training him, and they have great shenanigans, and Prowl gets all fatherly like and "wtf jazz are you doing teaching him that?!". Just cause I feel bad for bee
>> Yakitori
>>857173

I guffawed

I know a LOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNG time ago I said I'd do a long term OP/SS friendship fic. Working on it right now, but won't post it until I'm done with a Transformers essay I'm writing for Pop Culture class. I'll probably start posting the story on ff.net within the next few days.
>> Anonymous
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another drawfag here. a quick doodle for my friend.
>> Yakitori
>>857228

I DEMAND MOAR CHOO-CHOO ROCKET NAO

Also, for you Choo-Choo-Rocket lovers, I suggest watching The God Gambit. Astrotrain, Starscream, and Thrust go to some weird planet in search of energy crystals and Astrotrain decides to trick the people into believing he is their Sky God.

HOT VOICE ACTING ENSUES

Also, Starscream saying "Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the door, where's the people"

Also, Thrust being a cowardly bitch
>> Anonymous
>>857230
857228 here. Triple Takeover is another good one.

It also ranks among the most RIDICULOUS episodes ever.
>> Yakitori
>>857233

You want ridiculous? Watch the episode called Child's Play. Animation errors galore...

Also, Starscream pinned down to a table, arms at his side, legs spread. WANT.
>> Lamborghinis/Seekers Writefag
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Hey, have a preview for part II.

Thundercracker shook his head morosely. “Unbelievable. Another complete renovation in less than a quartex. Blitzwing’s not going to like the sound of this.”
Skywarp scoffed, and blew out his smoking gun with his vent. “Tch, he knows how prone we are to damage, running this joint out in the open. Besides, Megatron owes it to us. Our division generates a large percentage of that old slagger’s revenue, not Motormaster’s bondage enterprise.”
From behind the counter, Ramjet called out, “Oh, is that the one in the red light sector downtown?” He was handing out weapons to the other jets.
Dirge grabbed a rifle and some cluster bombs as he made his way to the right side the main entrance. After checking the street outside, he turned to face the other Seekers, a look of irritation on his dark faceplate. “Are you talking about the Stunticons? Those circus freaks think they’re SO hot just because they can twist their aftplates in all those unnatural positions…”
>> Lamborghinis/Seekers Writefag
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>>857241

Sunstorm laughed as he took up his vantage point in the central booth on the eastern wall of the café, carrying a laser rifle fitted with a ray grenade launcher. Thrust, hoisting a similar weapon on his shoulder, tossed Sunstorm some extra ray grenades on his way to the western side of the entrance. “Really,” he said to Dirge across him, “I wonder whose diodes started beeping like crazy when we saw Drag Strip slide under Dead End–”
“Oh, REALLY,” Dirge shot back. “Like how badly your turbines went into hyperdrive that you almost crashed into the–”
Ramjet rolled his optics. “Knock it off, you two,” he cut in wearily as he jumped over a broken table to the central booth behind Dirge.
Skywarp couldn’t resist warming up to their argument. “You jets obviously haven’t seen Menasor in action.”

LOL change in POV.
>> 857228
>>857236
That episode made me want to kill myself. XD G1 has some really amazingly retarded episodes.
>> Anonymous
>>857245
I LOVE YOU.
>> Anonymous
>>857230
GAWD i love that ep.

Also, I am a WHORE for astrotrain.

I AGREE>
MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>> Anonymous
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>>857241
>>857245

Nice, very nice
>> Yakitori
>>857233

Also, Triple Takeover gave us THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IYe8JRVzAE
>> Anonymous
>>856703
>>856706
>>856707
AWESOME.
I think this is really all we need.

>>856880
>>856882
>>856883
>>856885
TRANSLASHUN PLOX.

>>856937
Goddammit FUCK YES SEEKERMAIDS

>>857092
>>857090
>>857070
ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE anyone?

>>857183
>>857185
Hot.
Damn.

>>857230
I was wondering what happened to you!
How'ya doin'?
I am so looking forward to that fanfic btw.
>> Yakitori
>>857292

Eh, bogged down by finals, though writing the Transformers essay/research paper is the most fuckwin thing I've ever done. Writing the OP/SS fic intermittently is fun too, up to 13 chapters or so.

I was originally going to have it lead up to some form of smut, but at the way it's going, semi-platonic bonds are a bit more appropriate.
>> Anonymous
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>>857304
Is there any chance of getting you post that essay up somewhere for us to read when your done?
>> Anonymous
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>> 857228
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what have I done
>> Anonymous
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>>857327
Thank you
>> 857228
>>857328
that one scared me so bad I didn't cap it. but thank you XD
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Sup gais
>> 857228
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
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>>857330
I could totally Skywarp stealing HotRods' fishing rod.
>> Anonymous
>>857327
>>857328
>>857347
>>857350
Seriously the best part of the thread
>> Anonymous
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>>857351

Yup, and Hot Rod just crying about it
>> 857228
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I shall leave you with this.

good night, transfags
>> Anonymous
>>857327

Oh my god, the yaranaika ones literally had me laughing out loud.

THANKYOU
>> Anonymous
>>857152
I can`t see anything... i fail.

Another link, please?
>> Starscream comic sort-of translatorfag
>>856948
I'll be able to provide a translation in a couple of hours (just got back from work, need to run some errands), but I also like to see other people's translations -

Gifu-ALT, where art thou? :)

The artist has got a devart website, but for the life of me, I can't remember the name. She doesn't have too much on there, though, just the main paintings. I've got it saved *somewhere*, but have got too many to look through to find it.
>> Anonymous
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>>857421

It's really not that hard to find. Just go to the main page (the link given) click on Portfolio, and the comic you're looking for, along with the rest, is called "VOL.4 [ Encounter ]…4pages", right underneath the main artwork.

newest kkal
http://kkal.80port.net/
>> sort-of translatorfag
>>857423
Thank you for the reply!

I failed. I was looking in the wrong place, THEN found it, then deleted my post.
>> Anonymous
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latest from Batchix!

Hmm... Would love to see them licking this stuff off each other...
>> Anonymous
>>857422
Gifu not-a-translatorfag is right here. Actually just taking a break from trying to decipher the irritatingly tiny little kanji on page 4 of that dojin-thingy. Translations will follow.
>> Anonymous
>>856880
(Working right to left here.)
I haven't forgotten.
Encounter
Is it forgotten?
>> Anonymous
>>856882
On the summit of the mountain of debris shouting a victory cry.
The silver of that light is...
>> Anonymous
>>856883
<sfx: drip>
Ah, that's how it was.
My optic was broken and hurting.
>> Anonymous
>>857458
Yea! Glad you're about!

On that first page, on the right, I think he says "Ore wa wasurenai", so "I won't/don't forget."
>> Anonymous
>>857467
Oh! You're right. Ha.. Throwing in time references all on my own...
>> Anonymous
>>857467
I'm glad you're here too though! I'm actually in need of a lot of help with panel four. I'm pretty sure I'm way off in some places and I'm having trouble figuring out what some of the kanji are. This is what I got so far:
>>856885
(Soundwave)
Starscream, do you have any intentions of cooperating with Megatron?
It's more than completing orders. You can do things a new way.
(Starscream)
Alright. Might as well cooperate.
(Megatron)
(box1)
That was my
()
(box2)
whole beginning...
>> Anonymous
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Text is in Russian, here is the translation.

Sideswipe screams:
- Prowl!

And Prowl asks:
- Will you break traffic rules again?
>> Anonymous
>>857504
I-is that a whip burn on Sideswipe's thigh...? FAPFAPFAP
>> Anonymous
>>857504
Yup!
>> Anonymous
>>857504
DO FUCKING WANT dominant Prowl.
>> Anonymous
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Give me moar Prowl being a bad cop!!!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>> No.857572

Sause plz!
>> Anonymous
LACK OF ABYSSAL UPDATE HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR
>> Anonymous
>>857577
I FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SHOUTING IS MY ONLY OUTLET FOR MY SORROW.
>> Anonymous
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Guys, I need Inferno/Red Alert fic recs.
Can you deliver?
>> sort-of translatorfag
>>857485
Sorry, just got back from dinner.
Looks good to me! "Ima yori moto jujitsu-shita ikikata" sort of means "you can have a more meaningful life (than you've had before)."
>> sort-of translatorfag
>>857485
I think Megatron is saying "Let us welcome this, Starscream - blessings and good fortune on our reunion." (the title of the comic sort of translates as "Unexpected Reunion"
>> Anonymous
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>>857380
Greatest picture ever!

>>857572
Dose anyone know what's going on in this?
>> Anonymous
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>>857504

Oh god, YES
>> Anonymous
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Oh hey, look what I found
>> Anonymous
>>857594
>>857599
Thank you! You are a much better translator than I, thank goodness! Alright, so it should look something like this then?

>>856885
(Soundwave)
Starscream, do you have any intention of cooperating with Megatron?
It's more than completing orders. You can have a more meaningful life (than you've had before).
(Starscream)
Alright. Might as well cooperate.
(Megatron)
Let us welcome this, Starscream
(box1)
That was my
(Megatron)
blessings and good fortune on our reunion.
(box2)
whole beginning...
>> Transfan convention May 25 sort-of translatorfag
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To anybody in Japan, anybody happen to be going to the Transfan convention in Tokyo on May 25th (Sunday)? I'm gonna go, if only to try to pick up some doujinshi. Info on this site: http://www.terra.dti.ne.jp/~n-naoki/tfk/

At least Ninomiya (aka Mist, who does a lot of the IH/Ratchet manga featured here) will be there, selling a doujinshi. If anybody is going, I would love to meet up..!

And have some more Mist - newest Ironhide
>> Anonymous
>>857619
OH GAWD
I wish I could get my hands on some of those. I'm a sucker for MIST's art.
Is there ANY chance you could pick up a couple more copies to sell?
>> Anonymous
>>857619
If you find any Starscream...

BUY.
>> Anonymous
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>>857504
If you like Guard's stuff - and Sideswipe's whip scores - check this out.

By the same artist.
>> sort-of translatorfag
>>857621
>>857623

I'm going, but I've never been, and have no idea what to expect. If I CAN get anything, I'd certainly share!

It's kind of pathetic - the only info I have from a foreigner's viewpoint of this was some foreign dude's blog, wherein he wrote that he and some other foreign guys went there to pick up women, but found the girls to be far more interested in the "fucked-up Megatron screwing Starscream comics" than them! I LOLd!
>> Anonymous
>>857623
>If you find any slash, any at all ... BUY.

fix'd.
I'd buy it off you if you didn't like it.
>> Anonymous
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WTF is this? Found in on /co/
>> Anonymous
>>857619
>>857629
I... I want to go. (Gifu-ALT here) That's after payday... The only con I've ever been to here was the Tokyo Game Show last year with some friends but I can get to Tokyo station via Nagoya.
>> Anonymous
>>857631
I dunno but it looks like a Venom Prime, and it's fucking epic.
>> sort-of translatorfag
>>857633
Then let's go! It's open 11 to 4 that day, but I plan on being there by 10 or so - early, just in case. I'm a worrywart that way. If you catch an early "Nozomi" from Nagoya, you can be in Tokyo in what, 2,2 and a half hours?
>> Anonymous
>>857636
OK! Yeah it takes about that much time. Can we meet at Tokyo station? I can be there whenever you'd like.
>> Yakitori
For the record... My intense crush on Optimus Prime has got me giving the bedroom eyes to passing red trucks. I'll intentionally stare at their grills and wonder "Gee, Optimus would be that big!"

I'm sick, /cm/
>> Anonymous
>>857640
Hahaha, that's awesome. I walked around a cement mixer today and caught myself thinking how Mixmaster was prettier and would never let himself get that dirty.
>> Anonymous
>>857640
You know, I'm just the same and it's scary. I've never went "that car has a nice bumper" before. When I see some fucking expensive sports car I think what a sexy robot it would make.
I was randomly watching the Dark Knight trailer and flailed because there was a nanosecond of a truck flipping through the air in some explosion.
WHUT.
>> Other con-goers welcome! sort-of translatorfag
>>857639
Okay then, a date it is! I'll have to get back to you in some way. Are you JET?
>> Anonymous
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Before anybody else does it, I'd like to call dibs on the Combatikons - I'll need them to be mercenaries / smugglers / sort of independent criminal gang.
>> Anonymous
>>857646
Yay! OMG I am so excited now! And yes I am. Also if you check out the tfwip_4_chan LJ com I wrote a handful of Rachet drabbles recently. You can get a hold of me through that journal.
>> Anonymous
>>857649
I'm not calling dibs but I think the Constructicons have given me a soft spot for the construction company that I live above's equipment. When I walk by I want to sidle up to the empty machines parked outside and try to sneak a pet or something.
>> Anonymous
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>>857654
They have a purple excavator.
>> 857228
>>857640
While I'm not sexually attracted to them, I FREAK OUT over computers and JETS. God. I love Jets. We have a troop of 3 f-15s here in town and whenever they fly over head, I have the biggest, stupidest grin on my face.
>> Anonymous
>>857654
Things are, if one has written it, and it does not clash with the main story ('You Only Offline Twice' ?), it's practically canon. Exotic dancers make good villains, too.

Come to think of it... I'll probably use a few BW names in my story, and I think a G1verse Barricade as Prowl's evil twin brother would be win.

A cute Skorponok pic was meant to go along this post, but we maxed it out.
>> Anonymous
>>857658
Yeah, not sexually attracted (yet?), but I get it.
When I see those huge trucks I just want to sneak close and stare for a while, smiling like a loon.
no jets around here, sadly.
>> Anonymous
>>857660
Shortening to YOOT makes me giggle like an idiot, but I agree with that.

ALSO NEW THREAD, GUYS, NEW THREAD PLEASE
>> Anonymous
>>857660
You just made me think of some sort of flashback in which Prowl was still a regular agent, and had to go against a (possibly traitorous) Barricade.
Optional first meeting with Jazz is optional but interesting.
>> sort-of translatorfag
>>857651
Okay, the 5 Ratchet drabbles?
>> Anonymous
>>857640
Same here...kinda.
Whenever I see a red/blue truck roll by me I go; "c'mon Optimus...TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT ALREADY". Or when I see a Camaro, a mustang police car, lamborghinis or jets.
Jets I have always had a passion for.
Love jets.

I blame my brother
>> Anonymous
>>857666
Yep! Check the profile for contact info.
>> 857228
new thread>>857670