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Simon
Whoah, that was quite a drill. Wonder where I am now?

Hey guys, my name's Simon. I've just become GAR and decided to drill a hole that's going to pierce the heavens.

... How do I do this? /a/ just wants me to put my drill in my aniki or Nia, and /m/ told me to visit /b/. Now I went to /b/ and I couldn't get out of there fast enough because man, that shit was fucked up.

So guys, where am I and how do I drill a hole that's going to pierce the heavens?
>> Anonymous
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Leeron will show you how...
>> Anonymous
TURN BACK SIMON, THIS IS THE LAND OF "CUTE MALES". It's like GAR except reversed.
>> Anonymous
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drill a hole to /y/ now. DO IT.
>> Anonymous
Hi Simon!

Like your aniki said, you will need to fly yourself to the moon and play among the stars.
>> Simon
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>>361639

I asked Leeron, but he wanted me to take down my pants. Reminded me of these freaks that insisted I put my drill in my aniki, so I dumped him.
>> Anonymous
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>>361645
>> Simon
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>>361648

Wait, Leeron? What? When did you get here?

Better yet, where IS here, again?
>> Anonymous
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>>361652

I've been following you the whole time... now come let's go to /y/ together.
>> Anonymous
>>361652
This is the place where we try to make lonely young boys like yourself happy.
>> Anonymous
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(god has somebody been capping these?)

Well Simon, you're gonna have to grow into those Kamina-sized balls you just dropped.

I also suggest never wearing a shirt.
>> Anonymous
>>361645

I'm afraid a good portion of the inhabitants here would want your aniki to put his drill in you, so take your pick. Or run to safety.
>> Simon
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>>361663

What?! What is with all these sicko's I keep running into?! First everyone tells me to drill Nia, then my aniki, then some freak tricks me into drilling my way to some freaky place where I turned female and now this?!
>> Anonymous
>>361662

I missed the one in /a/ and /b/, but got the one in /m/.
>> Anonymous
Hang in there Simon - just drill your way out of 4chan if you want to find the heavens, because you're on the wrong side of the universal arrangement.
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>>361669

LOOK SIMON~! Sometimes you just got to deal with this world and all the crazy shit in it. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING FROM KAMINA!!?? YOU GOT TO TACKLE IT HEAD ON... now stfu and come... we need to go to /y/
>> Anonymous
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>>361669

Simon, the sad reality is that you're in a place far below even Jiiha village. You're going to need COURAGE and GUTS to get out of here before you even THINK of taking on the heavens.
>> Anonymous
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>>361677

The ghost of kamina is right, Simon.
>> Simon
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>>361677

Yeah, /m/ already told me to do it with guts, to do it with courage and to do it with little girls, frequently, but it's not getting my out of any of this shit and it's not getting me the answer I want.

Also, why the fuck do you look like aniki?
>> Anonymous
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>>361685

Sorry 'bout that, I'll GB2/dead/
>> Anonymous
Simon, sometimes you should listen to the advice of your elders. Now I'm not one to tell you WHO to drill, you should just follow your heart on that. It's the best step to pierce heavens.
>> Anonymous
>>361688

This Anon speaks the truth
>> Anonymous
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>>361688

Crap, don't listen to this person... the answer lies in /y/! IT LIES IN /y/! Now come drop your pants and lets go.
>> Anonymous
>>361692
Don't listen to this man! He is the antithesis of GAR and is EXACTLY what aniki wants you to avoid!
I suggest, instead, that you drill Adiane.
If you catch my drift.
>> Simon
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>>361692

Fine Leeron, I'm going to trust you on this. I'd better find the answer there.

Drilling out of this thread.
>> Simon
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>> Simon
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>> Anonymous
>>361695

NO!! Don't go simon!!
>> Simon
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>> Simon
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>> Anonymous
I'm cheering you on, Simon!
>> Anonymous
Welcome to /cm/ where fat yaoi fangirls will ask you to put your asshole to the screen and have Kamina screw you with YOUR drill.
>> Anonymous
>>361707

He's gone already anon.

... Someone's gotta warn him to get out of /y/.
>> Anonymous
>>361709
Maybe we should, but then again...
>> Anonymous
He's in /r/ now.
>> Anonymous
>>361709

bah, the pussy didn't last a minute there before freaking out... he's gone now.
>> Anonymous
>>361709
I see no thread in /y/ was it deleted? anyone saved it?
>> Viral
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>_>
<_<
Shit, I missed him.
...
>_>
<_<
You didn't see me here.
>> Anonymous
>>361799
I dunno, but apparentally He's got a welcoming party in /y/.
>> Anonymous
Fucking awesome.