This jacket makes me three times faster.Why?'Coz it's red.
>>197927It's...beautiful...
>>197927What? Three times!?!
>>197927I don't know who you are, you handsome rogue, but that is one *slick* jacket.
>>197931Oh god, /r/ Non-helmet Char x Helmet Char.DOES SUCH A THING EXIST??
Th-thr-THREE TIMES?
>>197927Wh...what?! THREE whole times? That's impossible!
>>197930>>197934>>197936Ha ha HA. That's right. You don't even want to know what the sunglasses do.
>>197937What!? No! That just can't be! I'm faster than you!
>>197939Yeah, you did *not* want to go there, Mifune. Now you made me put on the hot pink body suit.You are FUCKED.We're talking like six times faster now.
>>197940Hah! I'd like to see that! My GAR red scarf and Swedish porn-star good looks make me at least TEN times faster than you! I challenge you to a race!
>>197943This is my car.
>>197932Closest thing I have.
>>197960Haha! No match for the Mach 5! You're on!
>>197940...Why do I find that hot?
>>197980Because HIS suit doesn't give him fake titties.
>>197980Right, that's it. You're sleeping on the couch tonight.
Hey, I'm still waiting, Char! My visor is making TWENTY times faster now! I've been ready for this since 1967!
>>197932:DI love this thread.
Epic? In my cm?
>>198363Impossachievable! D: