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Dante Anonymous
/cm/ needs moar dante.
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Manslut.
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Delicious Dante.
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Subtle, Dante. Subtle.
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FUCK YOU, DANTE! I'm the sexiest bitch here!
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>>627569
I think I'd be offended if he ever did try subtle
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>>627577
There's only one way to settle this....topless wrestling....
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>>627583
S..shit.
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Dante has ways of getting Vergil down...
>> Anonymous
>>627577
How can he be hotter when they're twins?
>> Anonymous
>>627616
You see, he has to pretend he's hotter in order to goad Dante into proving he is in fact hotter by ripping his clothes off, thus meaning Vergil will have to prove himself too through clothelessness, resulting in nakedness and certain amounts of incest.
>> Anonymous
pfft, Dante is mucho hotter than Vergil. Dante has a personality that noone can beat, and that's something you can't disagree with...
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>>627620
Ripping off his clothes you say?
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>>627616
It's all in the personality. Dante is ambient awesome. Means you can become awesome simply by standing in a 3-foot radius of him. He radiates so much awesome that being in close proximity will allow absorption of awesome.
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UR A FAGET
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>>627825
OH LAWDY
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Merry Christmas.
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>>627616
I have better hair. CLEARLY.
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FESTIVE.
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>>628140clearly disagrees with>>628138
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>>628167
Hardly. ANYone can just let their hair fall downwards in unflattering strands - even I can do that without much effort, as you can see. It takes a REAL man to be comfortable with product.
>> Anonymous
>>628171
Dante's saving his red orbs to buy more pizza. He knows what's important in life.
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>>628171
Fuck off, bro. The ladies and queers said they wanted more pics of ME, so I'll give it to 'em. So to speak. Heh.
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Lordy. This thread makes me laugh.
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Now with 15% more Nero.
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>>628239
As long as it just stays at 15%....
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>>628425

Yeah, seeing as this is a Dante thread.
>> Anonymous
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More with Vergil
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>>628503
That and he's a dirty little usurper
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it's count ?
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>>628955
Noooo. That's the boobie version.
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>>627825

lol's hundreds of them.
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Mm, strawberries.
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>>628425
B-b-but he'd look so cute pinned down by Dante.

22%.
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/r/ moar dante solo
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>>628239
>>629278
gb2/bed/ Nero, and let the big boys play.
>> Anonymous
Anyone seen the newest DMC4 trailer? Nero is redeemed. He gets glowing red eyes and turns into an evil demon and shit that has to be put down. He's no Dante, and his girlfriend is ugly, but I'd tap his ass.
>> Anonymous
>>629824
If he turns out to be Dante/Vergil's son/reincarnation, or some other related shit, anon will not be happy.
>> Anonymous
>>629824
Fuck. I haven't seen that. I'll get right on it. Thanks, Anon!

>>629843
Gotta be related to Vergil, with his snazzy blue coat. I call son. BY M-PREG. OH GOD.
>> Anonymous
>>629850
But he has red on his clothes too, therefore Dante and Vergil = parents.
Oh lawdy, even thinking about that makes me want to murder anyone who would write such stories.
I had a pic, but max limit reached :(
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>>629851
That "give me more power" thing is aaaaawfully familiar, Nero.
Theory: During Vergil's absence from Dante's life, he grew up in the future (somehow. Maybe demon belching, who knows.). He then somehow returns back to DMC3 timeline, to gain the power he didn't have, so he can go back and save Kyrie in the future.

Makes my brain hurt to think that, though. Fuck.
>> Anonymous
I... wanna... FUCK... Dante...

HARD...
>> Anonymous
>>629895
We all do, believe me. Or otherwise many of us want to be fucked by Dante. Very hard.

About Nero. I think he's just a wannabe-Dante, who has gained that oh-so-cool-girlyhand somehow and decided he'd become another demonhunter.

But where he's come from. Well, I don't see anything bad in him being Vergil's and Dante's lovechild. Though I don't like him.. And he is good-looking just because he looks like Dante.
>> Anonymous
All I know is he better have something to do with the Sparda family or I'll be pissed. It's lazy character design otherwise.
>> Anonymous
>>629851

Got a new thread at

>>630228