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Twincesturbation Thread Anonymous
I just heard about Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix and RE Chain of Memories. Sora and Roxas sitting next to each other eating popsicles is an incredibly slashy image. So Sora and Roxas, alone and together!
>> Anonymous
Slashy to who?
>> Anonymous
LIEK ZOMG THEY'RE SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND TOTALLY FLIRTING CUZ THEY HAVE SOMETHING THAT DRAWS ATTENTION TO THEIR MOUTHS
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>>266511
chill dude... chill <.<
i cant wait for khfm+ to come out! 6 more days!
>> Anonymous
Less slashy than it is sexually suggestive. Nomura isn't stupid. He has them nibbling phallic popsicles for a reason. Country full of fuckin' pederasts.
>> Twincesturbation Thread Anonymous
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>> Anonimous
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It's just start menu pic.

And come on! I eat icecream with my friend all the time and I'm not screwing any of them. Why can't boys just sit with eachother without having a intimate relationship.
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>>266511

Hi, you must be new to /cm/.

Post more Roxas/Sora.
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>>266677
WHY CAN'T BOYS AND BOYS JUST BE FRIENDS ANY MORE
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Why the drama and no contributions? :/
I never see people on /cm/ complain about other slash pairings (often).
>> Anonimous
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>>266694
I agree.

>>266689
Trust me, I'm not.
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>>266714
>>I agree
I was being facetious, but LESS DRAMA MOAR TWINCESTURBATION
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>>266714

Then you should know by now it's retarded to walk into a Roxas/Sora thread saying "OH COME ON GUYS THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS!!!1" and absolutely not contributing whatsoever, just starting drama.

moar Roxas/Sora /cm/.
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I'm not against shounen-ai or anything like that, but It's getting pretty annoying when nobody can't be just friends anymore. Many pairing don't even have good explanation. It's like "They just both so good looking and that's why I want to see them making out".
Kairi and Namine holding each others hands in game, Sora and Roxas not. Still I only see Sora x Roxas pairings even if there would be at least some kind bad theory for Kairi x Namine.
>> X
Less bitching, more posting.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/wmytjz

All that I have~ ? Many doubles, but whatever.
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Honestly. Who came up with "twincesturbation" first? It's so LAME it's not even funny.
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>>266751

Aw, boo-hoo. ?
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>>266735
So now, it is fine for people to say "Those two women are hot so I want to see them make out" but it is somehow annoying and exasperating when people say "Those two men are hot so I want to see them make out"? Uh, what? No one would say a thing against it if they were women, even if those women were the most bitter enemies locked in the most vicious, bloody feud who could never so much as look at one another. There is no reason needed to put two characters together. Slash = good clean fun. It is retarded to get steamed over something that is obviously not meant to be taken as canon.

Now if only Anne Rice and Natsuki Takaya understood the harmlessness of fanworks.
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>>266762
You get it wrong. It's stupid think it both of those way. That Kairi x Namine thing was just example.
>>"It is retarded to get steamed over something that is obviously not meant to be taken as canon."
Aw, but It's you now how's get steamed. I just discuss about this.
>>"There is no reason needed to put two characters together."
Well, I think there sould be. I just pair you with this: http://www.uta.fi/~lp65736/mummo.jpg lady and draw pics where you stick your tongue in her mouth. Is there any sense? No. Is it cool? I don't think so.
>> Anonymous
>>266735
Are you kidding? I've seen PLENTY of Kairi/Namine. Of course, not as much as Roxas/Sora, but it's most definitely out there.

>>266751
Not OP, but first place I saw it was encyclopedia dramatica. Also, cry moar.

>>266762
You pretty much stole the words from my mouth.

Honestly, what's wrong with slash?
Let's look at the fairly popular pairing, Riku/Namine. Have they EVER met? No. Namine only met Replica!Riku, and it's unlikely that Namine knew it was Riku when he looked like Ansem.

Yet I see it all the time, and no one bitches about it. Why? Is it because it's het or something? If anything, it's more crack than Roxas/Sora, which I don't really consider crack in the first place.
>> Anonymous
Also repeating the question as to why people who only bitch and have nothing to contribute are in this thread in the first place.
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>>"Let's look at the fairly popular pairing, Riku/Namine."
Aw man, I worget mention that! That's even worse than Sora x Roxas.
>>"Have they EVER met?"
That's the reason. What I trying to say to you is that I don't get what so great with pairing that don't make sense. Nothing wrong with slash. Like Riku x Sora make 87 times more sense and I think it's much better than Sora x Roxas (but I still like more Riku's and Sora's friendship.)

Am I only one here how don't think argumenting is bitching?
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>>Let's look at the fairly popular pairing, Riku/Namine. Have they EVER met? No. Namine only met Replica!Riku, and it's unlikely that Namine knew it was Riku when he looked like Ansem.
Im all for slash buuuuut....
They met and she knew he was Riku...dont remember the scene "You can take it from here, Riku" in "The world that never Was"?
That's all...now mora Roxas/Sora
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
>> Anonymous
Oh for fucks sake, slash fans. Climb the fuck down off the cross, Jesus could use the space.
>> kalavinka
>>"Have they EVER met?"

They HAVE met before. At the end of Chain of Memories, when she asks him whether he would like to keep his memories or not.
>> Anonymous
>>267181
Listen to this anonymous, they speak words of genius.
>> Anonymous
>>267181
? It isn't the slash fans that are being holier-than-thou, it's those who are saying "Pairings that have no canonical backing are stupid!"
>> Anonymous
>>267355
Learn the difference between being holier-than-thou and acting like fucking martyrs.

Every time someone says something against slash or ask for non-slash pictures here on /cm/ you bitches act like Hitler has risen from the grave and declared that all slash fans be thrown into death camps.

I can't possibly be the only person sick of the "woe is me! 4chan haet slash" and "/cm/ is for gays, stop oppressing us by wanting to see something other than the same KH and Naruto threads every day" post that get posted on /cm/ every five seconds.
>> Emily
You fucking WIN anyonymous. I think I'm the only person that appreciate a good straight couple. I'm fucking sick of slash couples that some fucked-in-the-head fangirls make up.

HURHH WELL IF TWO GUYS HATE EACH OTHER'S GUTS IT MUST MEAN LOVE AND THEY WANT EACHOTHER!

I wish I was the Hitler that ordered them to death camps.
>> Anonymous
>>267436
>>267181(and many more)

Thread over. Enough shit.
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>>267436
Except that according to the rules, straight couples go in /c/. I like them too, I just like them in their own board.

Anyway, less bitching, more posting.
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>>267460
Yeah a rule that was added because people wouldn't stop bitching about there being "ebil wimmens" in /cm/.
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>>267512
If you want women, you can go to any of the six boards that are more or less devoted to them (and the girls also have a strong presence on /v/ and /r/).

Two boards (one worksafe, one porny) for just the guys really isn't too much to ask. And when I want het (or yuri, or shonen ai), it's easier to find it if it's all in one place. Let's not dilute the boards any more than we have to, ok?
>> Anonymous
> a rule that was added because ONE PERSON wouldn't stop bitching

Fix'd.
>> Anonymous
>>267551
Actually, /cm/ was created because /c/ wouldn't stop bitching about males being posted there. So they made a separate board specifically for cute males to stop the whinning.

Irony.
>> Anonymous
>>267551
Adding the rule in /cm/´s rules after Moot added the "Het is fine"-rule in /c/´s rules was only logical.
It was actually added to stop the whining between the Het and Slash/Shounen-Ai crowed. It worked well, don´t you think? No drama on /cm/.
>> Anonymous
>No drama on /cm/.
Oh if only...
>> Anonymous
>>267269
Hm, I guess I forgot about that. That was a mistake on my part, sorry guys.
>> Anonymous
You know, how come threads that ask for "unusual pairings" never get this "NO CANONICAL BACK-UP!!1" crap? Many times, there IS no canonical back-up.
There's tons of crack pairings out there, I don't see why liking them is hurting anyone who doesn't like them.

I used to not like Roxas/Sora either (too much into Riku/Sora, which is still my favorite), but I don't know, I can't really help what I like. I'm not going to stop liking it just because some people on the internet don't approve. I don't think a lot of pairings I see on this board could potentially work out, but I never complain about them and let them be. It's just pointless to start crap about it.
>> Anonymous
>>267555
That sentence was sarcastic. This thread is the proof that drama still exists on /cm/.
>> Anonymous
>>267571
Because most people who ask for crack pairings aren't going on and on about how the fucking relationship is canon.

>>267516
There you go, right back up on the cross again with your crotch in Jesus's face. Spare me the " We slash/yaoi fans can only post are ghey shit on two boards. BAAAAWWWW!" shit for another day.
>> Anonymous
>>267587
All I did was request for the whining to stop and suggest that it's better to segregate m/m from m/f from f/f so that it's easier to find whatever it is you happen to want.

You're the one up on a cross about "Whaaa, I can't ignore the rules of the boards and post what I like wherever I want to!" If you hate s thread that hard, ignore it or sage it.
>> Anonymous
>>267587
>Because most people who ask for crack pairings aren't going on and on about how the fucking relationship is canon.

Oh, don't get me wrong. I know for 100% in every way, shape, and form that Roxas/Sora IS not canon, will NEVER be canon, not to mention it's practically physically impossible.
Personally, ANYONE who argues that their favorite pairing is canon or that the series is actually hinting something towards it pisses me off.

Sure, I like Roxas/Sora. Riku/Sora? Definitely. Sora/Kairi? I'm cool with that too. But the minute people start arguing that one of those pairings is canon and none of the others are drives me crazy. None of them are canon. The only canon pairings in Kingdom Hearts is Mickey/Minnie and Donald/Daisy.

Anyone who argues that Roxas/Sora is canon is delusional. This goes for all pairings, crack or not.
>> Anonymous
>>267594
All pairings that aren't canon, I mean.
>> Anonymous
>>267592
That's a good idea faggot. Now how about you be a good cocksucker and do the same?
>> Anonymous
>>267587

Why don't you stop your drama and shut the fuck up? Following /cm/ and 4chan rules is not hard.
>> Anonymous
>>267600
Whatever faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>267603

You're the AIDS of this board so leave plz.
>> Anonymous
>>267604
and /cm/ is the aids of 4chan. Go back to gaia plz.
>> Anonymous
>>267611

You've got 33 other boards to run around on. (Well, 34, but one is /y/) If you hate the entire /cm/ board rather than just certain threads, get out and stop acting like you're somehow being oppressed.

The longer you hang around here trolling, the more likely it is that you'll catch the Internet AIDS that you're whining so hard about.
>> Anonymous
>>267611

You don't need to fight for the village's idiot title anymore. Leave kthxbye.
>> Anonymous
>>267616
I'll stop when you stop.
>> Anonymous
>>267629

you'll be banned if you keep trolling /cm/
>> Anonymous
>>267629
Then you'd better stock up on food, water, and bedpans, because no amount of delusional whining on your part will get moot to delete an entire board on your behalf.
>> Anonymous
>>267634
Cause getting banned always stops a troll, am I right?
>> Anonymous
this thread made me lol so hard.

and i don't even like kingdom hearts.
>> Anonymous
>>267799
Fukken signed.
>> Anonymous
>>267594

Of course! SORA HEART KAIRI isn't a part of the plot or anything! Arguably, SORA HEART RIKU is, as well, but Sora never has any delusions about dancing with Riku or anything.

(And only Mickey/Minnie and Donald/Daisy? WTF? Why not ALL the Disney pairings then? Beast/Belle, Aladdin/Jasmine, all that.)

Sage, because I refuse to bump this.
>> Anonymous
OP here, thanks for all of the pics, I didn't know the thread would become so epic. I just think that Roxas and Sora look cute together.
>> Emily
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I hate the denial of fangirls about Sora/Kairi.
>> Anonymous
>>268208
What are you talking about? There is no canon coupling in KH. Sora/Kairi is no more "real" than Sora/Riku or any others.
>> Someone
>>268254
So true! Thank you!
>> INTERUPTION!? Negative Cookies
Seriously if you're so upset about it just go to another thread. That's all.

Plus, arguing kills brains cells.

xD I jest.
>> Anonymous
>>268159
This thread is not epic, faggot. It's full of stupid drama.

>>268254
Thank you.
>> sagethisshit
lol you people take things FAR too seriously

>>saging cos 90% of this thread is shit, but glad OP still got what she/he wanted.
>> Anonymous
>>268254

What? Kingdom Hearts is a fucking Disney movie, in video game form. It would die if not for canon OMG LOVE TIME. CoM, for instance, is entirely based around Sora's feeling for Kairi.

It's fucking canon. Get over it.
>> Anonymous
>>268442
Way to fail so very hard. KH is not about love, it is about the "power" of friendship and Sora's quest to rescue his two best friends, and all the new friends he makes along the way. KH is very, very far from a love story.
>> Anonymous
>>268442

Win.

Some fucked-up fangirls in the head and rainbow faggot boys choose to believe Riku and Sora are boinking.

No. Just no.
>> Anonymous
>>268442
>>268463
lol it is so funny how you guys bitch at others for shipping a non-canon pairing when you are doing the same thing only more defensively and with an attitude. KH has no canon pairing, so feel free to step off your soap box.
>> Anonymous
You all just need to shut the hell up and deal with it. It's a game. Big fucking deal.