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I humbly beg /cm/'s leave to begin a thread featuring the delightfully attractive males from that momentuous and monumental landmark in videogame history, Final Fantasy VII. I propose that as we post compellingly interesting and attractive images, we engage in the most pretentious possible dialogue.
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I hope you are not being sarcastic as I, for one, take games with dialogue like "let's mosey" (spoken by purple polygon blobs) very seriously.
>> Anonymous
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More delicious Cloud/Barret fanart please.
>> Anonymous
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I am honoring your request with this image, and humbly express my hope that you find it satisfactory.
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>>453337
Far be it from me to impose upon you with such a base attempt at humor. Nay, my purpose is perfectly straightforward, as previously set forth in my original post.

Mayhap a subject upon which to expound would be of assistance. I therefore propose we discuss the symbolism ostensibly pertaining to the swords. Surely we have all heard the aspersions cast upon both Sephiroth's and Cloud's manhoods, that they are compensating for that which they do not possess?
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Where's that one called "Boys Night Out", where Reno is macking Cloud at a bar?
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>>453340
FUCK YEAH

...Uhh, I mean...

I beseech you to present us with all the images of this nature that you have in your possession, as artwork depicting this pairing is a rare treat indeed.
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>>453319
I find a thread of this nature simply marvelous, and must show my support of it with this reposted image.
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>>453360
Oh dear, in my excitement I seem to have misplaced my image attachment.
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>>453356
Attatched please find the peerless masterpiece of macking it was your pleasure to request; it is my most humble desire that the viewing of it brings you as much pleasure as the posting of said image did. I remain ever your humble servant, Anonymous.
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>>453356
Damnit I used to have this image. I know what you're talking about. I lost it somewhere... bah, for now, enjoy Reno 911.
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>>453375
Although Anonymous regrets to confess she has never watched that particular program, she wishes to express her consternation at seeing the fiery-headed Turk in the uniform of what appears to be a state trooper. While idle thoughts of being pulled over by said Turk are an amusing if not outright enjoyable pastime, the concept of the man as an agent of the law is frightful. One has visions of a certain disreputable Roscoe P. Coltraine.

Another consideration to ponder: the length of the cur's electromagnetic rod. Perish the thought, but perhaps Reno, too, is somewhat lacking in a delicate area? (Which implicates Cid Highwind in a most damning manner, if so. Consider the aviator's staff.) But I digress.
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>>453400
Namefag encourages Anonymous to see Reno 911. It is a good show. As for Reno the Turk we can finally answer the eternal question of... who wears short shorts? (It was Reno)

I come with tidings of shirtless Sephiroth. Cheerio, anons.
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>>453372
Anonymous graciously and humbly thanks the poster of this marvelous picture, and now must humbly request a tissue, for it seems in the pressure of with-holding a 'noise of glee', a small rivelet of blood has trickled forth from this anon's nasal passages.
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In the name of this thread, I present you with... oh fuck it, just have some Vincent.
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>>453445
It is with the heaviest of hearts, laden with sorrow, that I must inform you that while Reno is indeed a cute male, all renditions of him posted upon this public board of communication must be suitable for public display in any venue, vulgarly known as 'worksafe.'

With that caveat in mind, it is Anon's fervent desire to see more. I shall have my servant bring you a pristinely fresh box of tissues straightaway.
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>>453455
Anonymous scolds you for such a remote reply! But thanks you for an image of a one Mr. Valentine.
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>>453460
That is most peculiar and highly curious scenario depicted in the image you posted. Would Anon care to elucidate?
>> Chernobyl
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Namefag heeds your request for Reno and humbly wishes that you enjoy the offering and the free tissues that come with it.
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>>453460
Alas, our dear Mr. Valentine never comes to tea or sup with Cid. As depicted, Mr. Cid has quite a few views on how to handle Mr. Valentine's quiet refusals with a few quiet persuasions of his own.
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It would appear to a humble servant such as I, that we all seem to be British. There is no mistaking the level of pomposity that this thread has reached for any nation other than Britain (except perchance Norway - those arrogant fools). So in honor of this person who started this thread I give thee Final Fantasy Fanart.
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>>453471
His gentlemanliness is laudable and an example of the first magnitude to all would-be men of refinement everywhere!

I now present for /cm/'s consideration a most perplexing image. It is inconcievable that the explosive device has a flavor that is particularly compelling. Does Anon care to offer any explanations?
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>>453485
British? Nonsense, my good fellow--we of the 4chan guild of /cm/ are clearly all from Sparta! I'm certain you must have heard of us.
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>>453485
Anon is duly flattered, yet compelled to admit that, alas, she hails from a country far westward of the seat of the Empire, from rough and utterly unrefined formerly colonial lands. She does vouchsafe to you, however, that it is not impossible to acquire a suitable education even in these untamed wilds.
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A fresh image, in a valiant effort to resuscitate the status of this chain of posted conversation.
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One final attempt at thread revival.
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tl;dr, but have some Zack and Cloud.
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Oh dear, this place is lacking of pictures of Sephiroth.
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ooooh yes
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Much love and appreciation for all the non-repost, Anon(s).
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It appears to be that 4Chan is not of the "furry" persuasion, and I do so hope that my gift of human Red XIII does not fall into that particular category.
>> Anonymous
Human Red?!?! win!
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>>454372
I would dare say you have naught to fear, dear Anon. In fact, your offering has persuaded me to likewise offer Nanaki in a fully human form (if the tail is discounted.)
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needs moar red xiii indeed
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bump
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Moar Red/Nanaki Gijinka
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buuump
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>>456069
sauce?
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RxR = Ultimate Win
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ITT faggots
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>>456175
I applaud your power of deduction, good sir.
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>>456175
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I chortled
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I find this thread to contain stupendous amounts of excellence, and I also humbly request that people procure pictures of Misters Cid Highwind and Vincent Valentine (preferably of a homosexual nature).