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This jacket makes me three times faster.

Why?

'Coz it's red.
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>>197927
It's...beautiful...
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>>197927
What? Three times!?!
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>>197927
I don't know who you are, you handsome rogue, but that is one *slick* jacket.
>> Anonymous
>>197931
Oh god, /r/ Non-helmet Char x Helmet Char.

DOES SUCH A THING EXIST??
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Th-thr-

THREE TIMES?
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>>197927
Wh...what?! THREE whole times? That's impossible!
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>>197930
>>197934
>>197936

Ha ha HA. That's right. You don't even want to know what the sunglasses do.
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>>197937
What!? No! That just can't be! I'm faster than you!
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>>197939

Yeah, you did *not* want to go there, Mifune. Now you made me put on the hot pink body suit.

You are FUCKED.

We're talking like six times faster now.
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>>197940
Hah! I'd like to see that! My GAR red scarf and Swedish porn-star good looks make me at least TEN times faster than you! I challenge you to a race!
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>>197943

This is my car.
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>>197932
Closest thing I have.
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>>197960
Haha! No match for the Mach 5! You're on!
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>>197940
...Why do I find that hot?
>> Anonymous
>>197980
Because HIS suit doesn't give him fake titties.
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>>197980
Right, that's it. You're sleeping on the couch tonight.
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Hey, I'm still waiting, Char! My visor is making TWENTY times faster now! I've been ready for this since 1967!
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>>197932
:D

I love this thread.
>> Anonymous
Epic? In my cm?
>> Anonymous
>>198363

Impossachievable! D: