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COPYPASTA TIME
Anonymous
Using astronomy charts try to liken Ichigo and Orihime to star constellations does not make it canon. No, neither does the 'Tanabata' myth make it magically canon.
Saying that the chapters of Bleach entitled 'Eagle Without Wings' and 'Winged Eagles' is a complicated metaphor for a constellation that is -related- to eagles which = Ichigo and Orihime having sex like a pair of North American Bald Eagles does not make it canon.
Saying that Orihime is going to get with Ichigo invariably because she is 'submissive' enough to be a good wifey for him doesn't make it canon.
Applying Western-style numerology to the chapter numbers of Bleach that Ichigo and/or Orihime appears in in order to produce the number 7, 3 or 15 does not, actually, in fact, make it canon.
Comparing Bleach to Harry Potter, Avatar, anything derived from Asian mythology, any musicals, anything by Jane Austen...look, just stop. It doesn't make it canon.
Complicated Japanese shrine symbolism? Making up manga scenes as a 'what if' as to what -must- have happened in between scenes? Western astrology? Tarot? Anything South American? Complicated music videos recycling footage from 'Romeo and Juliet'? Photoshop? You guessed it-- not canon!
For the love of fuck, stop making the rest of us Bleach fans look insane. Work with what precious little Kubo gave you instead of making us look retarded, please.
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