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Anonymous
My boyfriend broke up with me, /c/...
Do you have anything that can cheer me up?
>> Anonymous
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So, you're gay? Maybe you should go to /cm/ instead?
>> Anonymous
This will cheer you up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsNFhYgIXrg
>> Anonymous
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I'm not gay.
I love cute things, as any woman would.
>> Anonymous
>>537756

no gtfo
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>>537785
I was kidding.. That guy is a fucking moron for breaking up with you.

I feel nice today. Here, you can have this cute catgirl maid.
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THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
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>>537807
maybe so but there are plenty retards
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>>537816
>plenty retards

Indeed.
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>> Anonymous
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Thanks everybody.
He didn't like anime anyway, so I guess I'm better off.
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>> Anonymous
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Go lesbo.
>> Anonymous
>>537836
Oh... Well, I like anime, so pleaseGO OUT WITH ME I LOVE YOU OH GOD PLEASE LET ME TOUCH YOUR BOOBS
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>>537847
Indeed. Lesbian couples are a hell of a lot cuter than hetero couples, plus a girl will know better about your feelings and not to mention, be far more adept at knowing how the female body works.
>> Anonymous
>>537858
You're just upset. Give it some time, and you will find another guy. Don't choose the sinful path, you will regret it when you and your girlfriend end up in hell.
>> Anonymous
>>537862
lol @ being on 4chan and talking about righteousness.

That, and well I don't believe in any God.
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>>537881
Getting kind of /e/ there...
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>>537882
Just shut up and fap.
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>>537884

Or flap.
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>>537884
I don't fap to /c/, that's what /u/ and /e/ are for.
>> Anonymous
>>537887
The proper verb is "to schlick".
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>>537756

Sorry to hear that, always assume there's better guys out there tho. Also, win for cute.
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>>537756
Considering that 4chan IS the number one spot for single hookups, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself, eh?
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>>537789
gb2 /b/ retard


>>537756
just go dedicate yourslef to your hobby and a good guy will eventually come out in future!
>> Anonymous
>>537888

sauce?
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Guys are fail. I learned that lesson long ago, and have since dated girls exclusively, and never once looked back. Hell, guys aren't even useful for anything nowadays save for being donors at the sperm bank.
>> Anonymous
>>537862

please be a troll.
>> Anonymous
GIRLS are fail. I learned that lesson long ago, and have since dated MY HAND exclusively, and never once looked back. Hell, GIRLS aren't even useful for anything nowadays save for HAVING TITS.
>> Anonymous
>>538053
No, I was totally serious.

lol at "fortune"
>> Anonymous
>>537888
source?
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source and any more pokegirls in this style?
>> Anonymous
itt: angry bitter lesbians.
>> Anonymous
>>537756
>>537999

I hate women. I really do. Every time I look at them, my blood pressure shoots through the roof. When they're gabbing on the cell phone about Paris Hilton. When they're adjusting their lipstick and taking up my time rifling through their stupid purse. When they whine to me about their period. When they blither on and on about some artist/film director/musician nobody else gives a flipping fuck about. When they cry and expect your personal sympathy.

But most of all, /c/, I hate them because they're smug, hyperactive little bitches made that way by our shithole society. Look what uncontrolled feminism and the media has done to them: they think they're superior. They can call the shots. No woman will even know what it feels like to be completely alone and unloved unless she is FIERCELY ugly. All their crying about relationships is merely them fucking up; any girl can get any guy she wants if she tries.

When girls are feeling down, they can have any man they like and fuck him. Even if they have no friends in the world, even if they are pathetic, ugly whores, they could strike up a conversation with any guy in class and make him theirs. But a lonely, pathetic man is hated by women. They know they're better than him. They give him nothing. Even though they know he suffers from his biological urges, they sit and laugh and do nothing for him. They get to choose who is happy and who is sad.

I know this is BAAWWWWW over being a virgin. I know that it's not morally right. But I'm posting it because every single one of you sexless assholes thinks the same thing. When you watch your roomate make out with his girl, when you hear it in love songs on MTV, when you see it on the streets: know that those women are laughing at you, hating you, denying you something completely harmless, just because they hate who you are as a person. And that's their never-questioned right in this world.
>> Anonymous
>>538164

And they do the exact same thing to other women, too.
>> Anonymous
>>538152
Those aren't pokegirls...

>>538164
So we're settled then, girls should go for girls, and guys should go for guys. Everyone's happy!
>> Anonymous
>>538164
Well written. If that's not a copy-pasta, it should become one.
>> Anonymous
>>538164
And you know what your problem is? You enable that behavior. Stop being such a whiny little fag and get some self-confidence, then go out and take charge of your life instead of moping around like a doormat for women to walk on.
>> Anonymous
>>538164

For being so blatantly honest, I would sleep with you.
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OP Here...
umm..
Me and boyfriend just had make-up sex so uhh... yeah sorry for all the trouble!

Thanks for caring, though!
>> Anonymous
>>538281
So he breaks up with you, then he comes back and you let him fuck you? Enjoy being his puppet.
>> Anonymous
>>538281
Pics or didn't happen.
>> Anonymous
>>538300
Sad man who thought he had half a chance.
>> Anonymous
>>538307
Had half a chance at what, e-hooking up with some random person who's probably a guy in the first place? Yes, I desperately wanted that, lol...
>> Anonymous
>>538281

Can we still talk about lesbians and gay boys?
>> Anonymous
>>538300
I agree with this Anon. By letting him come back to you so easily AND fucking him right away, you essentially told him that you are his play thing and he can do with you as he wishes. Most Anons believe this to be perfectly normal, but I personally think it's completely wrong. Don't be surprised if he cheats on you someday and thinks it is alright. He knows he can walk all over you, because that's what he just did. He doesn't think of you as his equal and probably never will.

...Warning you was my good deed for the day.

Oh, and in before other Anons flame this post.
>> Anonymous
>>538338
how about lesbian robots
>> Anonymous
>>538281
...

I hate women.
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>>538510
You called?
>> Anonymous
>>538281

No girls on the internet.

Follow the rules or gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>538537
I'd HIT THAT!
>> Anonymous
>>537862
>>538057
FUCK YOU. Die in a fire.
>>538164
STFU. You 50% met the wrong girls and 50% say complete Bullshit.