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Anonymous
Has Anonymous seen this yet?

http://www2.puni.net/hol/en/

Use "astorology" (sic) to find the /c/utie best suited to be your sister, lover, or wife!

Apparently, the planets say I'm fated to wed a mousy meganekko, one way or the other. Also, I'm doomed to break the hearts of no fewer than three Negima girls. Oh, and an affair with a fiery Magic Knight just might be in the stars.
>> Anonymous
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All I can say to this is... (;´?`)????
>> Anonymous
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Oh wow. There might be something to this "astorology" after all. This might explain why I've killed enough kittens to Hikaru-chan to feed all of Korea.
>> Anonymous
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Posting Matsuri-chan heinie to improve this thread's cuteness-to-wordsness ratio.
>> Anonymous
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Posting Hikaru.
>> Anonymous
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Posting Umi (who is apparently almost as potent sexual dynamite for this Anonymous as Hikaru--101!)
>> Anonymous
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Posting the only image I have containing Hazuki. Need more Hazuki, if she is indeed to be mai waifu.
>> Anonymous
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Posting mai waifu once again. Because astorology speaks only truth.
>> Anonymous
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Posting mai sister
>> Anonymous
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Posting mai sister.
>> Anonymous
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>>188451
Who is that?

Posting mai (aha) sexual dynamite.
>> Anonymous
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Posting mai lover.
>> Delicious Flat Chest
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>> Anonymous
>>188609

TRAP ALERT!!!
>> MSZ-006C1 !9u60asqaEc
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I got Kaede Fuyou as one of my sisters. Now I fear for my life.
>> Anonymous
I don't want to give someone my name and birthdate. What do I do?
>> Anonymous
>>188680
Just enter "Anonymous" as your name. It doesn't affect the results.
>> Anonymous
First girl in every category:
HOZUMI Eri(21)
(Canary, 1985/8/4)
What.
>> Anonymous
>>188726
Looks like this erogame-turned-anime:

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=2103
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just found out that Mai kawasumi is my sister O.O
>> Anonymous
>>188891
Hot damn. You got Makie AND Ayako.
>> g_z !Sen8ZFORTE
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<- I really don't know any of these characters, do I fail?
>> Anonymous
lol>>188891here, is tha good or bad lol, and to the above poster... i didn't know my sisters name till i looked her up :P
>> Ehhh.....
>>188894
No. After all, the great majority of characters available appear to be from Japanese dating sims.
>> Anonymous
Most of my really compatible girls are from random computer games and google yields next to nothing on them.

The highest one up I've heard of is Hazuki from Doremi, and she is taken. I may have to fight>>188288to the death for her. Or I can take Mew Pudding. Hm. Choices, choice...
>> 188288 (OP)
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>>188906
I'll make you a deal: Post Hazuki and you can have her. After all, I've already got Matsuri.
>> 188913's Rival
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All righty, I can do that.

According to the astorology thing she's a bit older now, which means less cops after me. Oh joy!
>> Anonymous
>>188917
”Hazuki-chan's Handjob Diary"

There are clever, witty, subtle pr0n titles. And then there are these.
>> Anonymous
>>188922

How did my memoirs get published without my permission?
>> Anonymous
>>Hazuki-chan's Handjob Diary

rapidshare plz
>> Anonymous
Yeah, most of the matches that came up for me mean nothing to me.

Although apparently I'm likely to have an unrequited love for Onpu, so I guess it knows I like the slutty ones.
>> Anonymous
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>>188946
She may not return your love, but she'll let you have your way with her anyway.
>> Wakuseino
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...My wife and sister, apparently.

...Wait, does that make me Nobue?
>> Anonymous
>>188962
YOU LUCKY SCUM
I HATE YOU
>> Anonymous
>>188962
No, I think that makes you an Alabaman.
>> Anonymous
This thread is like an episode of Maury Povich gone horribly, horribly wrong.

And I love it for that.
>> Anonymous
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Posting mai shisuta.
>> Anonymous
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...I don't know any of these girls.
>> Anonymous
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I only recognize Sakura from Street Fighter
:/
>> Zugzug
This thread is full of desperate bastards and I am one of them.
>> Anonymous
http://www2.puni.net/hol/en/namelist.html

Google works after all
>> Anonymous
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>>189070

No, I assure you, we're only doing this in good fun...

Wait, I'm not kidding anyone. We're all going to die alone, but at least our waifus will make it slightly less miserable... Hopefully. That, or lots of prescription medicine.
>> Ninjaroller
Hmmm.. Ther server seems to be down, you can acess the main page, but the search itself and the other links won't work.
>> Zugzug
>>189165
Wait, wait wait....
Nah, not desperate. Jaded, yes. Being horribly addicted to moe means not meeting much less forming a relationship with a girl who meets your standards...
>> Anonymous
you killed the server
>> Anonymous
YOU MANIACS
YOU BLEW IT UP
DAMN YOU
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL