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A Tribute to Girls with More Balls Than You Sam and OMG HAX!!
In this thread, I think it's time to honor the anime females who best exemplify the trait "cute and sweet until they open their yappers." It's time to celebrate girls who are egotistical, foul-mouthed, lazy, and would probably drink you under the table. They're violent, hypocritical, too easily offended, obsessive, needy, psychotic, irritating, and otherwise act however they damn well pleased...

And for some strange reason, we love them for it. Let's face it, they're more male than most men are. So let's hear it for the girls with knives for tongues:
First up, we have Yukari Tanizaki, Azumanga Daioh (top left)
Guilty of: Excessive drinking, child endagerment (and in a related crime), reckless driving, blackmailing friends, hitting young girls, screaming your ear drums, showing off her body in a bikini during another classes gym class, bragging about her "figure" in class, and a general hypocrite when it comes to working hard.
>> Anonymous
>>216270

This is much more interesting than your typical shy newlywed archetype.
>> Sam and OMG HAX!!
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Next up, Etna from Disgaea 1 and 2 (PS2 SRPG)
Guilty of: Extreme acts of animal cruelty (especially exploding penguins), attempted murder of a prince, attempted murder of... actually, quite a lot of people, use of slave labor (See animal cruelty), screwing up summoning spells and blaming the results on others, using a mini-gun without a license, and having a totally flat ch-- *Is speared through the chest*
>> Anonymous
yukari is hot
>> Sam and OMG HAX!!
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>>216271
Yes it is. That's why I think it's time to give them their own thread. They definitely make any show they're in more interesting. A lot more than the "quiet girl who just wants to make a good bride."

And next is a fan-favorite. I'm sure we all know her, but just for the sake of having nothing better to do tonight... Asuka, Evangelion.

Perhaps the poster girl for the loud, obnoxious, and selfish archtype, her list of offenses to the reputation of girls is far too much to list, but includes massive amounts of temper tantrums brought on by a truckload of jealousy, envy, and anger. The type of girl who'd snap and kill you in your sleep, just because you happened to even LOOK at another girl who happened to be screaming as she ran down the street. A superiority and inferiority complex rolled into one, she flaunts and taunts, and begs for you to take a little perverted look... but when you finally cave in to temptation, she'll kick you in the shin, insult you, and expect an apology. In fact, in the first volume of Angelic Days, the AU manga series, she throws a boiling pot of water at Shinji in jealousy, and later tells him it was his fault for not moving fast enough. Truly, if women were a landscape, Asuka would be a boot camp from Hell. (Not that she doesn't have her soft moments, and is often hiding true, kind feelings behind her lies and insults, but trying to see these moments is like trying to find a nearly extinct animal: Rare, beautiful, but will likely take most of your life.)
>> Sam and OMG HAX!!
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More Asuka, just for the Hell of it.
>> Anonymous
The advantage to fucking these kinda girls is that they fuck like a tiger.
>> Sam and OMG HAX!!
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Note: The second pic of Asuka is from a doujinshi from SomethingAwful's ADTRW. It's by the same people who did Azumanga Drifting Classroom, the doujinshi that turned a saccharine cutefest of a show into a horrifying rape-tastic bloodbath. Imagine this talent applied to an already fucked up show, and you've got something you don't want to read while in a bad mood. I'm serious.

Anyway... Akane Tendo, Ranma 1/2
Deep down, she really DOES want to be a girly girl. She wants to be the princess saved by a Prince Charming. Too bad she's disagreeable, blows misunderstandings way out of proportion, and hides her feelings so often it actually makes Ranma look like the sensitive one by comparison. Oh, and ask her about the crowd of kick boxers, sumos, fencing, and martial artists she all-but castrates on her way to school. Akane, if you want to be cute and sweet, you're going to need some anger management classes. (But Ranma likes strong girls, anyway, so, it's fine)
>> Anonymous
>>216270
Your descriptions are contrary...

hypocritical, too easilly offended, needy, psychotic, irritating, obsessive... those are primarily female traits.
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Excel Excel, Excel Saga

She drinks, she kills her own mangaka out of an act of love (twice in the same episode), she eats twice her own weight in food and... she doesn't make a fucking ounce of sense. She has a lot to say, but no matter what language it's in, it doesn't make sense. Keep away from sound amplifiers, sharp objects, and pets. Excel is what crack smokes.
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Buttercup Z/Kaoru - She makes grown men look like pussies. There is evidence of a penis, actually. Loud mouthed, violent, emotions kept on a hair trigger, she perfectly shows that even women can be men. All her problem are solved through a couple swings of the hammer. And don't even try to tell her she looks cute in a dress. That's asking for hell, son.
>> Anonymous
What is this?

The J. Peterman catalog has anime in it now?
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Dokuro-chan!

How could we miss this one?! Bashes you to death for the hell of it... then brings you back to life, only to bash you to death again!
>> Anonymous
>Your descriptions are contrary...hypocritical, too easilly offended, needy, psychotic, irritating, obsessive... those are primarily female traits.

My GOD the irony.
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>>216280
>>216412
I think the difference is in a simple analogy. As several female friends of mine have openly admitted on the nature of women: "A man will punch you in the face, but a woman will stab you in the back." The women in this thread are different in that they still try to kill you, but they do it Rambo-style, up front, loud, and violently.

I think we need to include on this list of the not-so-girly, Lina Inverse. Hugrier than a swarm of locusts, and far more devastating. Violent, egotistical, really wants a bigger rack... And as I said, she doesn't stab you in the back. She blows you away up front.
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>> Anonymous
thread is relevant to my interests
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are we forgetting someone?
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>> Sam and OMG HAX!!
No, we didn't forget Haruhi. It's just that when we made an entry, she willed it away. WITH HER MIND.

'Cause she's God, lol.
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>> Anonymous
>>216549
source for the artwork
>> Anonymous
>>216549

Big Sis Mao's got more still.
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she looks cute, but then she'll smack you in the head with a bass guitar and robots will spawn from your brain. if thats not bitchy, i dont know what is!
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There's a difference between bitchy and ballsy.

For example, this bitch has balls.
>> Anonymous
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Evil bitches count?
>> Anonymous
>>216580

Indeed.
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>>216572
Pretty much. Think of this thread as "chaotic" on a D&D character. They can be good, or they can be evil, but either way, they just act pretty much however they want. They lack patience and discipline and subtlty.

Love Hina's Kitsune is another fine example. She drinks like a fish, watches porno (or at least is the only girl to announce it publicly), and is the source of most of the series' lewd comments. She stirs up trouble for kicks, and will willing manipulate people for money.
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Am I doing this right?
>> Anonymous
>>216572
O-O-O-Oh SNAP! I don't have that one! Oh shit. SAVED!
>> Darc !InsSikY0Kc
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Seriously, have we all forgotten about Motoko? I mean seriously, SHE FOUGHT A FUCKIN' TANK. She didn't win but hay, balls!!... big brass ones
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>>216597

Seconded with love
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>>216598
>>216597
I wasn't so sure about including Motoko. I mean, I wanted to, but... from a kick ass point of view, The Major is in, hands down. She does what she has to, and you don't get in her way (and she gets respect for that, as she should).

On the other hand, she has patience, is relatively quiet when she isn't busting something up with her body... She's not needy, irritating, hypocritical, excessively violent (only as violent as she NEEDS to be)

On the other hand, to Hell with laws. She's broken International treaties and laws before in order to do what had to be done (Not a fan of this in real life, but on TV? Hell yeah). Plus, she does have huge brass balls. Just on her chest, and not--

Anyway, she might not be the obnoxious, loudmouth this thread was made for, but... what the Hell. She makes up for it with a sharp mind and sheer badassery.
>> Anonymous
>>216602

Maj. Motoko Kusanagi

Guilty of: Nothing except complete and utter domination.
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Submitted for your approval...

Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing.
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>>216605
APPROVED!!
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TOPH.
>> Anonymous
>>216580
She'll pretty much cut off your balls. Literally.
>> Darc !InsSikY0Kc
>>216624
For some reason when I look at this picture I think she'd give one helluva handjob :3

(and no, I don't mean footjob -.-)
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Submitted for your approval

Revy of Black Lagoon.
>> g_z !Sen8ZFORTE
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>> Anonymous
>>216860
MAI WAIFU!!!!!!
>> Darc !InsSikY0Kc
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I completely forgot about Shiba Kuukaku
>> Darc !InsSikY0Kc
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and Roberta
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>>216850
>>216860
>>216895
Please note the signature grin on their faces. This is a common attribute. The mood is often easily detected, and when it changes, it's instantly apparent.

Tomo Takino, Azumanga Daioh

Tomo is essentially a more perverted, younger form of Yukari. In fact, she could easily be a time traveler younger version of Yukari. Loud, energetic, and just plain dumb. lol wut?
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Classic: Katsuragi Misato
Submitted for your approval
>> Anonymous
>>216525
Proves the theory that god has boobs.
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>>217049
Approved with LCL induced joy.
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The obvious one, Revy
>> Anonymous
>>217208

Holy shit seconded. Smokes more than three potheads combined and can blow your head off at a whim.