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Anonymous File :-(, x)
Being a Liberal is a lot like Homofaggotry - no wait, hear me out.
You see, it's like you guys are on the web every night pointing out that vaginas are disgusting, and that breasts are only supposed to be interesting to babies, and then asking why the hell is it that everyone else just can't "free their mind" enough to come around to your point of view.
You bring out testimony from people who believe exactly the same things that you do - you quote Freddie Mercury, you bring out an old article by Rock Hudsen about how awful it was having to kiss Doris Day. You introduce "facts" into your argument from pre-approved gay-friendly magazines and web sites. Then you get frustrated and you start calling us names. You call us Rednecks, or Amerikkkans, or <gasp> Bush-supporters.
The problem with all of this is that no matter how hard you try you are never going to convince us that sucking dick tastes like mint-chocolate chip ice cream. I'm sorry to tell you this, but it only tastes that way to you - because you love the cock. Yes you do, you love the cock.
I respect your choice of lifestyle, I honestly do. I look at Europe and Canada and whatever other foreign places are out there and I see some good in the way you do things. I also see some things here that could use some changing. It's just that when I look at someone like Michael Moore I think to myself "No, I don't want to swallow his man juice." You liberals obviously do - you've done it for years, it tastes great and you are happy. I, myself, just have a different idea of a good time, that's all there is to it.
Thank You for listening.
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