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Sam and OMG HAX!!
>>194584 Rules of Love in Japan, according to anime: 1. The most common place to find out where your love is, is while you and your mate are trying to kill the same person. 1. a. (fangirl corollary: If it's a fangirl's dream, the one you're trying to kill IS your love, for reasons which are never explained) 2. Card everyone. Just because they look 10 don't mean they are 10. (See: Etna, Washu) This also applies to older women. (See: Tsunade) 3. Society will reject any kind of love that isn't straight-"normal" love. Until, of course, your dramatic speech on love in the midst a chaotic battle. Then everybody magically loses all traits of prejudice. 4. If at all possible, avoid being the same species (For example, try half-demon/human, angel/demon, catgirl-thing/human, robot/human) 5. "I hate you," followed by a punch to the face is a girl's way of saying "I love you." If a male does this, he's arrested and/or blown up.
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