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Anonymous File :-(, x)
"Good morning. In less than an hour, /c/omrades from here will join others from around the chans. And you will be launching the largest /c/uteness battle in the history of 4chan. "4chan." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Third of June, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from /b/tardation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. To pursuit sugar and nutbladder explosions.
And should we win the day, the Third of June will no longer be known as an /C/omrade holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
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