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ITT Ronery fantasies (Pt. 3!) KZN
Continued from:>>703041

ITT we discuss our ronery fantasies. (Relationship troubles and other such related material is fine too.)

<--- Picture related. I want someone to help me with my schoolwork like so... Only, the male/female roles would be reversed here.
>> Stark
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Woot part three =3

This pic (part 4 of a 4 part manga thing) can sum up a fantasy of mine involving tickling. I wouldn't mind being on either end, but either way, I can imagine the slowly migrating tickle stimulation to end in a soft, warm cuddle.
>> KZN
>>704390
Tickling migrating into cuddling, hmm...I highly approve!
...We need moar tickling images. Anyone have any?
>> Stark
>>704393

You're talking to a tickle fetishist.
>> Savage
>>704393
Haha, agreed.
I like making girls laugh anyway, and ticklish giggling is adorable <3
>> Stark
Another tickling fantasy of mine is having a girl who's very depressed or angry, just generally unhappy, so I start tickling her. She burst into tickled giggles and yells at me to stop, but of course, I persist and wring every bit of laughter I can out of her. Once I finally stop tickling her and let her rest, she smiles honestly and wraps her arms around me in a loving hug, the tickled fit of laughter being just what she needed to help her forget about her problems.

Sometimes that's all you really need, is to laugh and smile.
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
Hai doomo (=^.^=)

Wassap peeps, last thread got autosaged, yes?
>> Stark
>>704483

Sadly, yes, and I'm worried we're almost turning this into a full-blown tickle thread.
>> Y.A.F.F.
>>704485
We can't let that happen.

Here's yet another Finnfag, who's been reading pt. 2 and now joining the roneryness. o/
>> Savage
>>704491
Jesus criminy christ, finnfags be namefagging all up in this place.
Tickling doesn't sound that bad though.
>> Stark
>>704493

Not really, but I'm one of those people who will start talking about it and never stop until someone smacks me upside the head, so I don't want to start rambling on about it unless everyone's cool with it.
>> Savage
>>704495
We kind of get the appeal already anyway, so no real need to go on a tirade about it =3
>> Aureus
God, I'm terribly susceptible to tickle attacks. My little nephew goes on the offensive from time to time and it drives me nuts.

As for my "fantasy":
I guess... simply having a guy around with whom I can completely be myself around and feel at ease enough to disclose my problems to. As far as my family is concerned, I don't want to say we're formal around one another but.. we never share such exchanges; we just keep our crap to ourselves. That's how it always been for the most part. My sister has been trying to be more open with me lately, but there just seems to be too many established walls on my end.

Also, it doesn't help at all that I get way too emotional much too easily and no one likes to deal with tears. I mean, I get all misty-eyed by watching movies such as BAMBI, goddamn.

I guess I'm basically asking for an emotional crutch. It's selfish. And I don't think I'd be any good with helping said person with their problems in return, but I'd listen and I'd try.

Enough ronery. On a lighter note:
Something simple where we can enjoy each other's company, like taking walks together through the city or playing video games. Yes, playing video games together would be awesome. I thought I was decent at Brawl, but apparently online matches say otherwise. He could teach me how to use my characters more proficiently.
>> Savage
>>704499
>wants to be herself around men
>wants to open up more to others
>likes playing the vidya
>wants to get better at said vidya
...I do believe my heart just skipped a beat. That was a creepy feeling.
>> Anonymous
Not enough Anon in this thread.

I hate being tickled, but I loved getting my head rubbed or gently scratched. A fantasy of mine is to rest my head in a girl's lap and have her rub my head as I doze.
>> Anonymous
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This anon wants either a set of friends that won't abandon her the second something more interesting rolls around for once or a boyfriend. Ideally, someone dorky and into videogames and anime and stuff, but romantic. And nice enough not to...be a /b/tard, basically. Someone with a sense of humour - this anon wants a bf who can be a bff, you know? Ideal fantasy would be a guy who'd let her curl up with him on the sofa and cuddle while watching romcoms....
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
I dont like tickling.

Everyone else seems to like it, so Im ronery now. ;_;
>> Savage
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>>704506
...you know, it's getting tougher and tougher for me to respond to these without sounding like a personals ad =D
>> Anonymous
I look like a though guy. a military kinda guy.
and I really love
cute stuff

and lolis
my fantasy would to have a very cute and moe loli so I could protect, hug, tickle and the such
>> Anonymous
My fantasy is being with someone that will do something nice without me asking.
>> Anonymous
>>704510

I know what you mean.
>> Aureus
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>>704510

Haha, I don't think anyone minds much. Your simple reaction to mine made me smile. :)
Thanks for that~
>> Savage
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>>704518
Hah, you're welcome.
But seriously, for the sake of sounding as un-creepy as possible, I'd still like to hear more about you, if you'd care to indulge us.
>> Rock
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>>704511
Snake? Is that you?
Sorry...I can't help it, Military guy protecting a loli...God...
Anyways, I hate tickling it gets me all worked up and I'm a fairly highstrung person to begin with.
Also, I waited for the actual day to say 'Happy Birthday' to KZN.
Mainly I just want a girl with an ear for music, maybe can play piano or something. But isn't overly critical of my attempts of being talented. I say attempt because what I know and can do is purely from just playing a lot, no born talent really; I'm not tone deaf or anything at least. One girlfriend just kept bitching that I'm always an octave lower than the singer or whatnot. I got a deeper voice just speaking, how can I elevate my vocals two octaves without years of training and not doing damage to my vocal cords? HOW?
>> Anonymous
I don't like tickling much either anon, it's not just you
>> Anonymous
>>704525
yeah, cliche I know
but thtas how I am

I think its kind funny the contrast
>> Anonymous
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>>704525

...That was really mean of that girl. A guy can't help it if he's got a low voice in the same way a girl singing a guy's song will always sound higher. D:
>> Rock
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>>704532
Yeah, don't date a school choir member, bitch'll always point out you're down a note, off an octave...Maybe I need a Nodame like girlfriend? God help me though...I'd have to cook and clean and do my job too...I'm not saying a woman's supposed to do all the choirs; but share them is the goal.
Also, another gripe is this: She'd listen to what they tell you to at Hot Topic, she likes MCR for Christ's sake! And can those guys sing? NO! I like a lot of different punk, rock, ska and such. So, I find the differences in vocals that overlap and clash and interplay to be interesting...It's got a distinct flavor to it.
Besides, one of my first bands was a hardcore punk band and I was the guy who did the screaming...So, maybe my voice got slightly damaged I dunno...
>> Savage
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>>704536
You think that's bad? My ex was a faux-bisexual wiccan who loved the shit out of MCR because she heard all the band members were gay for one another.

It could have been worse. I could have dated Captain Planet.
>> Anonymous
>>704506
...
Marry me?
>> Anonymous
>>704536

Sounds like you need a girl who just doesn't care about music that much beyond 'it sounds good' XD
>> Anonymous
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>>704543

You a Britfag, anon? XD
>> Savage
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>>704545
...Maria? Is that you?
>> Rock
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>>704544
But then she'd buy whatever bullshit the radio and MTV tells her too...
>> Anonymous
>>704536
What are some of your favorite bands/musicians? I'm curious. :)
>> Anonymous
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I grew up a very lonely girl, and sheltered from other people and the world - partly because the world is dangerous, and partly because (due to TL;DR reasons) I had a lot of psychological breakdowns. So I was generally dealt with very strictly and treated like a timebomb. I didn't have any friends; I would just play outside in the forest by myself, and collect acorns and cute fungi and make dolls out of sticks and grass and pine needles. Things like that.

Now I'm 18, and my breakdowns have stopped (yaaay, being healthy and being permitted to stop meds!), so I've been able to make friends. It's incredibly scary, though. I had a classical education - horseback riding, violin, embroidery, archery, Latin, etc. - and so I know how to behave "properly", like a well-bred young lady. But when it comes to casual social situations I'm really, really awkward and I never know what to do.

My friends are a huge help, because with them, I can make mistakes. And I really like spending time with them, and I'm very affectionate. But occasionally, it gets to be too much. I grew up living like a stray cat, and being friends with stray cats, so from time to time I feel the need to run away.

My ronery fantasy - since I'm essentially ronery by nature - is to have a boyfriend who understands ...stray cats. A boyfriend who'll let me run away, wait for a while, and then let me back into the house when I "meow at the door". (...And maybe run a bath for me, too, because I get covered in dirt and pine sap.)

(Seriously, I revert to cat-like behavior when I'm nervous. If my cat-friends help, I can even catch mice! ... I let them go, though.)
>> Anonymous
>>704562
what the fuck
>> Rock
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>>704559
Rock: Foo, Who, Stones, Beatles, Jimmy Eat World, Get Up Kids, Weezer, Bloc Party
Punk: Clash, Sex Pistols, Rancid, Distillers, MxPx, Casualties, Buzzcocks, Rise Against, Against Me! Misfits
Metal/Hardcore: Funeral For A Friend, The Beautiful Mistake, Static Lullaby, Deadsy, Samhain, Danzig, Alice Cooper
Ska: Less Than Jake and Street Light Manifesto
Goth(ish): Alkaline Trio, The Cure, AFI (mostly their old hardcore punk days, but I appreciate growth)
I listen to too much music, my I-tunes is about 64 gigs now.
>> Anonymous
>>704562

I had an immense desire to pet you for a second.
>> Savage
>>704562
At the defiance of sounding creepy again, that sounded way more adorable than it should have.
>> Anonymous
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>>704562
You are SO amazing! I grew up rather lonely as well because I was the youngest of three children. My brothers are ten and eight years older than I am, so growing up, I hardly got to see them as they were out doing their own thing. My Dad worked so much I hardly felt close to him at all and my Mom...well, she tried her best, but she was always very critical. Everything had to be her way, or it was wrong and bad and there was no room for conversation about it. Plus, once I told her that I'm bisexual, things have been strained because she thinks it's horrible and gross. I always felt in inadaquite, small, and left behind. Plus, since I was the only girl, my father was very protective of me. Most of the time, I wasn't even allowed to go to a friends house or hang out with them. I kept quiet, for so long, bending to everyone's will, never being able to just be myself...
I'm 20 now. I've been formally diagnosed with Panic Disorder, Anxiety, Depression, and OCD, and I can't seem to get rid of them. Meds help, but they only do so much. I can't even go to my college campus for classes, I have to do everything online. I can't drive because it's one of my triggers. I only have three friends outside of my family.

My lonely fantasy is to find a man like me, someone who wants to take care of me, won't preasure me when I'm afraid to do something, and will simply support me in all that I do. I dress different, I listen to music that isn't exactly mainstream or popular, I love anime, manga, comics, video games, books, music...basically anything art related...and I want to find someone who I can share my beautiful, perhaps sad world with. Maybe...maybe then I won't feel so alone.
I want to be able to sit next to someone, without being afraid that they're going to leave me one day because of who I am, to feel so close to someone, I'll be able to hold them in my arms and feel comfortable.
I just want to be loved unconditionally. Is that really so much to ask?
>> Anonymous
>>704571

U-um. Yes. Sorry. I'm really weird.

>>704571

I get petted a lot. ... a LOT. Also, people frequently dangle things in front of my face. Sometimes I oblige them and play.

Savage - Thank you kindly for the compliment. Some of my more eccentric friends also describe me as "totally rapeable". They're weird, but nice.
>> Anonymous
>>704569
lol awesome. ^__^ My iTunes is about 40 gigs at the moment. :P
>> Anonymous
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My ronery fantasy? Well, I fell in love with an anon a little while ago. We're not dating each other, and I haven't even seen him in a few weeks. As far as liking each other went, it was as though we threw our hearts at each other, and didn't look to where they landed. I don't think he ever knew I liked him. I fall asleep holding my pillow, making my little ronery fantasy about being a little closer to him.
>> Savage
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>>704584
Tsk, now you're reminding me of my stalker!
But I digress, you're probably a sweet gal and all =D

>>704588
Awww. Join the club.
>> Anonymous
>>704571
I think he'd have to wait in line...
>> Aureus
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>>704523
I really wouldn't know what to say. My life is pretty underwhelming at the moment.

Being surrounded by copious amounts of failed relationships can get to a person. I'm just hoping for a little something better one day. That's all.

>>704562
I can relate, to an extent. I developed social anxiety issues when I was younger, and I can't say it hasn't had a longterm effect on me.
>> Anonymous
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So anon...

If you have already told us your ronery fantasies how
about telling what kind of person would be your dream
partner? (personality or/and appearance)
>> Anonymous
>>704598
This anon would like a guy who doesn't mind that I can be a bit of a loner sometimes. I love company but sometimes, I like being alone chatting on the computer or just enjoying my own company. Somebody who isn't all up under me all the time asking too many questions and what not.

A guy that'll watch Azumanga Daioh with me and have intelligent conversations/discussion about anime or how a zombie apocalypse will wipe out the world.

A guy that'll help me work on my FPS skills and play Half Life 2 with me in the dark because its so creepy that way.

And a guy that doesn't mind that I'm a nigra...
>> Anonymous
>>704600
:D i would say i fit but i am horrible at FPS...
>> Anonymous
>>704621
That's fine 3/4 isn't bad.
>> KZN
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>>704525
Thank you! So far I've been having a great day. Got out of the house a bit, stopped at the shelter to pet the kitties and dogs...got lunch, bought a cake and came home.

Also, I've always wanted to learn piano. We even have one in our house. Sometimes I try and play it, but I don't know too much so I can only play short, simple tunes. When I was younger I wanted to take piano and drum lessons...but my dad crushed my dreams and said I had to do saxophone instead (he plays sax.)
It was disappointing, but nice for awhile when I got compliments from the elementary school band teacher about how I was better than most adults he'd seen. Since I didn't get any compliments at home, I kept going with the saxophone because I was good and I got into a lot of special auditions and performances and whatnot.
But I hated being on stage, and when I would want to go out to play my dad would force me to stay in and practice for hours. When I got something wrong he'd grill me, over and over. He'd show no compassion and give no breaks. When I was old enough to stand up to him, I quit. So much for learning how to play in the first place. I've forgotten how by now, anyway.
>> KZN
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>>704562
Wow...I can really empathize with you. I'm also the only girl (although my dad isn't protective at all--I'm his least favorite cause he prefers sons and I never lived up to his expectations. His family is rather misogynistic.) I didn't have many friends throughout my childhood either, and even now I've got pretty bad Social Anxiety. It's really hard for me to be around large group of people if I'm not anonymous, and I HATE it when I accidentally make eye contact with a stranger. I even dropped out of public school in 8th grade because of the stress of being around classmates that were nothing like me. School situations were some of the worst; I finished the rest of 8th grade and high school doing home schooling, mostly.

I also have a lot of cat/dog-like tendencies, especially when I'm feeling uncomfortable. Often times I can cheer myself up better by hanging with my dog and cat rather than talking with other people. I also growl at people.

I know. I'm fucked up. ;_;
>> KZN
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>>704562
Wow...I can really empathize with you. I'm the only girl living with 4 brothers (although my dad isn't protective at all--I'm his least favorite cause he prefers sons and I never lived up to his expectations. His family is rather misogynistic.) I was always blamed for everything and never got any attention from my father that wasn't negative. I remember he used to hit me sometimes, and he used to make me stand in the laundry room in the dark with the door closed for hours on end. I wasn't allowed to sit or read or do anything, just stand in the darkness in complete silence. If I talked at all or cried even a little bit, 15 minutes would be added to my prison sentence. As you can imagine, a sentence of 1 hour easily grew to be 3 or 4. It was awful, just being trapped in there. It was lonely. When I would try to rebel or escape, he'd dump cold/hot/dirty water on me. So when I could I'd stay out of the house and in the woods at the end of the street, sometimes with my brothers, sometimes alone.

I didn't have many friends throughout my childhood either, and even now I've got pretty bad Social Anxiety. Being around people I don't know/aren't close with is really awkward and uncomfortable. It's really hard for me to be around large group of people if I'm not anonymous, and I HATE it when I accidentally make eye contact with a stranger. I even dropped out of public school in 8th grade because of the stress of being around classmates that were nothing like me. School situations were some of the worst; I finished the rest of 8th grade and high school doing home schooling, mostly.

I also have a lot of cat/dog-like tendencies, especially when I'm feeling uncomfortable. Often times I can cheer myself up better by hanging with my dog and cat rather than talking with other people. I also growl at people.

I know. I'm fucked up. ;_;
>> Aro
>>704562
GOOD GOD THAT SOUNDS CUTE.
>> Anonymous
>>704639
I know what you mean, being around animals is much better than being around humans. Though, baby humans are nice. They're like animals, you know? But, I have a 10 year old dog that I've had since she was a puppy, and she likes to take care of me. She'll kiss me all over my face, my arms, my back, and my feet. It could just be the salt she likes, but it's like she insists on doing it sometimes, like I'm her baby. And I let her, because it feels good to be close to someone without needng words and without being afraid that I'll be hurt.

It sounds really fucked up, but it's like a bonding ritual. And I love it so much. It's going to be so hard when I lose her. :( Hopefully not for a while yet.
>> straycat
>>704639

*pets* I think it's because animals make more sense to people like us - people who had lonely childhoods and spent a lot of time with animals. Not only are animals calming to be around, they're also easy to befriend, and if you're nice to them, they'll be nice to you.

She still has a lot to apologize for, but I've become a strong person now, and I can argue with my mother like a friend without things turning into a fight. The best thing to do is to become strong, independent, healthy and mature; that way, when you confront your parents, you can make them respect you as your own person. Even if you can never really *get along* with them, you should try your best to grow as a person and accomplish great things on your own; *force* them to acknowledge that you aren't a doll for them to play with, and not inferior to them.

Hee~ I hung around with cats, so my noises are more catlike. I even move, stretch, and curl up like a cat does. It's weird, but I don't think there's anything particularly bad about it. Internal, mental strength is much more important to worry about; mannerisms are pretty harmless. So... keep on struggling through, and I'm sure you'll become a splendid ninja. ... Human being. I meant human being.
>> KZN
>>704700
It doesn't sound fucked up at all to me. I totally understand. Communicating with animals is much easier than communicating with humans. No words are really necessary, as you said.
>> Anonymous
God damnit /c/...
Relationships do things to people. They make them crazy and I have yet to meet a person who doesn't get all insane in a relationship. I thought I had sworn off relationships after my first gf but... Damnit you're all making me ronery again ; ;
>> KZN
>>704706
Yeah, my mom's a real great parent. It's my father that's the problem. He hasn't really been a great father to any of us, and he hasn't improved at all. :(

But I agree. Weird mannerisms aren't bad things.
>> Anonymous
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>>704598
A tough girl who would be all deredere when we're alone.
>> Anonymous
... good God, straycat, can you get any cuter? :O

now for the ronery part: sleeping on a chair with a girl on my lap. nothing perverted, just having her there, sleeping with her head against my chest (ohGodImsoronery)
>> Anonymous
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>how
about telling what kind of person would be your dream
partner? (personality or/and appearance)
A crazy girl.
Yeah, IRL this shit would be all sorts of "drama" (as they call it nowadays). But, yeah, a fantasy.
Also, source is KIrintei - the dude responsible for Tsukasa Blog and Valentine Dream.
>> Anonymous
>>704714

holy shit, yes.

bonus points if it's a tomboy with dfc and clb
>> Anonymous
>>704639
I have a bad habit of doing that too. Growling, some purring thing, tried howling once. Also really into kemonomimi (as in wish to be one). I feel like tho only guy out there that wants a tail and isn't furry. ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>704740
I think tails and ears are really cute, but I don't want to be a furry, either. lol
>> straycat
>>704715

*thinks* Maybe if I showed up at the front door in a ruffly apron and said "Okaeri nasai" with flour on my face? That's probably one of the most moe things I've ever done ... But I don't actually own any really cute aprons, just regular cooking ones... I could always add cotton ruffles to my fruit-print one. *makes a note*

KZN: Yaaaaay! It's great that you have a good mom. For me, my dad was the awesome one. He died two years ago, though, which is part of why I'm closer with my mother now.

Back on topic, my 'ideal man', apart from the obvious "good-looking!", would be tall, sarcastic, and brilliant. Tall, because I'm 5'10". Sarcastic, because I enjoy bantering with people who can give as good as they get; plus, the tsuntsun makes the deredere moments much sweeter. Brilliant because I'm attracted to people smarter than I am (and, although I don't want to sound like an elitist bitch, not many people IRL can keep up with me.). If he could teach me C++ *and* talk to me about A Clockwork Orange/Hamlet/Fight Club/any Neil Gaiman/etc., I'd probably marry him.
>> Symphonia Master !ekLygfHcy6
I want to rescue a beautiful girl from thugs. I'll probably end up injured, but she'll get help, and then she'll visit me at the hospital.
>> Rock
>>704757
I think that's something most guys want to do to look tough and cool honestly.
Though with the way girls are today, they probably have some kind of a taser or something
>> Anonymous
>>704756

s-so moe i'm going to die~ ;o;

(e-mail me?)
>> Bacu
>>704740(me)
OP from first thread will be now name-using here.


>>704756
D'aww. It's nice to know that there are girls out there with an appreciation of all that is moe.
>> Anonymous
one of my ronery fantasies is to nurse a girl from a cold or something. you know, crack my cooking skills (which are kinda crappy) and cook her a chicken soup, give her medicine, keep her company, massage her feet, something like that...
>> Aro
>>704740
I have a bad habit of doing everything a cat does. But not in a pronounced manner; it's hard to catch. OK, who here showers like a cat other than me?
>> Anonymous
>>704769
SOOOOOO SWEEEEEEEEEEET. Seriously, this made me smiles irl. :)
>> Bacu
>>704770
How would that be?
>> Anonymous
>>704770
Can you get into those really hard to reach places with your tongue? :D lol j/k
>> Anonymous
I want a boyfriend who I can be myself around...I want to be the most comfortable around him. I put up a front to everyone that I am very confident and brave. I am the girl that other girls will get platonic crushes on because they think I am "cool". I am really very shy and embarrassed a lot of the time on the inside. I like things like stuffed animals and baking but I get really embarrassed when someone finds out because I think they will make fun of me.

I wish I could meet a boy that will understand that I am very soft on the inside and will be gentle and loving towards me, and will make time to talk and hang out with just me. I want them to let me be more like a girl and protect me, but still let me be strong sometimes also. And I want them to eat the things I bake...
>> Anonymous
Does anyone else here find sex in a non married relationship unappealing?

Or maybe it's just my moral faggotry.
>> Anonymous
>>704771
seriously? D:

well, i guess i'm a nice guy, except most of the girls i know irl only go for the looks and, well... *has the size of a bear?* D:
>> Anonymous
>>704783
Same.
>> tatsujin
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>>704781
i feel the same way, only that i'm a male seeking a female! x.x


<33 pic
>> Anonymous
>>704783
A man who all he wants to do is screw a girl is no good.
A girl that'll take it is no good either.

Sex should ideally be about pleasuring the other person, not yourself. Dicking some girl that you've known for a few months is not love.
>> KZN
>>704598
Hmm...ideal partner? Well, a smart guy, but still someone who has no problem in engaging in stupid ideas sometimes (read: alot. I wouldn't have much fun with someone too serious.) Preferably someone confident and cheery that likes to make others laugh. Childish, sarcastic, likes to tease... Yet still when the time comes to be supportive/kind, he'll be there for me. And like straycat said, someone tall. Oh, and with big strong hands. <3

Oh god. I feel like I'm describing someone. *facepalm* I'm not doin' it right, am I?
>> KZN
>>704781
Oh god, I want someone to eat the things I bake, too. And I'd give some to him, too. Except my brothers always eat everything before I have the chance to let him try too.
Not that he'd care, anyways. ;_;


On a side note, I was inspired by>>704562and then my own>>704639... Now I'm drawing something. Do you guys want to see it when it's done? It's not that great, but I can post it when I'm finished. But you all have to promise not to make fun of me.
>> Aro
>>704809
I want someone to teach me how to cook. I'm better than my mom at it, but I suck overall.

Baking is the skill of the gods. Do not underestimate its power.
>> Savage
>>704809
YES. /c/ totally needs moar drawfaggotry.
>> Anonymous
>>704598
oh, i'm a sucker for protection and taking care and despite being told before that trying to be the white knight to a needy girl is not as fun as it might seem, i like them needy.

i like the kind of girl who thinks she'll never be loved and take care of her, listen to her, support her...

looks-wise, i like short, tomboy-ish girls. short hair tied up (god, when i see a short haired girl with her hair up -well, it's just an inch of hair, but still-... it's the cutest thing ever!), dfc, skinny (it's not that i only like skinny girls, it's just that they seem to be more... well, fragile. and that goes with my protection tastes)

... wow, that was a long post.
>> Bacu
>>704809
I wanna see it! This isn't /b/ (or /ic/ for that matter) so don't worry too much.
>> Bacu
>>704598
Ah... Long haired. Very long haired. Somewhat of an intellectual. Doesn't mind walking barefoot outdoors... Minor appreciation of vidya games. Doesn't mind cooking (I'd love to cook for her too). Otaku-ish. Somewhat of a lonely girl. A shy girl too. I'd want to be one who she could let herself out on.
>> KZN
>>704817
Skill? It's actually pretty easy once you get the hang of it. It's fun, too. And it's the greatest feeling when you make someone happy with something you made...
>>704825
>>704830
Well, ok. Mind you, it's going to look like crap. Not only because it's a low-quality drawing, (I suck at drawing people,) but I can't use a scanner so I'll have to photograph it. Crappy coloring too.
>>704840
I love walking barefoot outdoors! I find shoes to be uncomfortable, in fact.
>> Maz !!fZ983tH9aUp
Hmm is it too much to ask for a girl (or hell anyone) with a sense of humor these days? Or at least the ability to understand an use sarcasm.

Being interesting to talk too, not pathetically needy/clingy and able to put up with my bullshit would also be plus points.
>> Anonymous
>>704826
Holy crap, I feel exactly the same.
>> straycat
>>704766

*blush* U-um. I'm terribly sorry. Recently I have become ... involved, with a mutual friend. It's not a one-true-love situation - we're just fooling around - but, I don't wish to lead you on, so...

KZN: A picture? Oooh, yes please!
>> Bacu
>>704852
:D
I end up telling myself that sandals are a good compromise, but the way they flop around throws off the way I walk.

What are you drawing?
>> Anonymous
Don't worry, ronery anons. Eventually after none of this ever happens year after year, your hearts will harden to the point where you never have fantasies like this again.

Indeed, you would become incapable of enjoying any of this, even should the opportunity present itself.

Just give it time. It's not so bad.
>> Maz !!fZ983tH9aUp
>>704877

Never really understood the whole stuttering with text thing.
>> Maz !!fZ983tH9aUp
>>704888

Fuck yea jaded cynicism for the win.
>> KZN
>>704881
Yeah, I prefer barefoot but when I need to wear shoes I pick sandals...

As for what I'm drawing...well, basically a loli version of myself eating an apple. I shall explain in detail when I post it and it'll make a lot more sense.
>> Anonymous
>>704888
What are you doing in /c/?
>> Rock
>>704852
Let's see, you're nerdy, like baking, and have a curvy figure? Pluses in my book (where ever the hell it might be if I even have one).
But, I'm a socks and slip ons person. I have to always have socks on unless I'm in bed or the shower (sure, there's a few other situations, but ya know...).
>> Bacu
>>704903
Sounds cute.
>> Anonymous
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>>704904
>> Maz !!fZ983tH9aUp
>>704903

I must be the polar opposite here since I'm almost always in my heavy work boots even when I'm at home lazing around. Just feels strange not to be wearing something, plus they add about half an inch to my height, handy since I'm a shortarse.
>> Anonymous
>>704912

Ah yes, I see what you did there.
>> KZN
>>704908
Hehe, thanks, I guess.

Anyways, I'm off to go eat dinner. I shall be back to post the drawing afterwards!
>> Rock
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>>704935
Oh, no problem. Doesn't it always end up to me tallying the pros of you somehow?
>> Anonymous
>>704791
:D!!!!!!! YOU'RE GORGOUS!!!

By the way, I'm a girl. :)
>> KZN
>>704945
I dunno. You have a knack for compliments and making people feel better. :3
>> Anonymous
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drawfagottry? in my /c/? it's more likely than you think.
(ronery fantasy somewhat related. please don't kill me because of my crappy drawing.)
>> Anonymous
Ronery Fantasy? Well, I'd love a change of pace from my past relationships, I always end up being the girl's emotional crutch. I'm happy to let them confide in me, but I also don't want to be responsible for fixing every little problem in their life, which is what's happened in the past.

I'd like a girl who can talk animu and vidyagaems with me, and at least excuse my ability to ramble on abut politics and military affairs for hours on end. I don't have a very large sexual appetite, but I'm a cuddler if ever there were one. Sleepy days spent together on the couch or the bed reading or watching movies or staring out the window are my happiest moments. In fact, I'm on such a large dry spell that I wonder what ti would be like to cuddle with thee girls I develop crushes on than anything else. She's got be impulsive like me, to quote another anon from a thread long, long ago; "I want to be able to lean down and say "get on" and she'll say "where are we going?" and I can say "adventure" and we'll run off into the sunset".

A last little wish, is that I'd adore a girl who could deal with my weight, but help me shed it. Having someone who can get me to go out on a run with just her smiling and a tug on my arm would be glorious.
>> Rock
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>>704979
Good news for you, I'm fairly tall though my hands aren't very uhmmm...Massive? Or terribly strong. My coworker's consider me the cynical sarcastic person of the staff. Though, yes I can be a good guy if I want to be.
>> KZN
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>>705005
Yeah, well, the hands thing isn't that important...just a little...ah...fetish of mine.

Anyways, here it is, finished. I apologize for my epic fail and lame drawing/coloring. Don't even mention the tree please. (Can anyone say rushed? D:)
Anyway. When I was REALLY young we had an apple tree in our yard. So I grew an appreciation for the taste for apples at a young age. We moved from that house when I was 6, but I've always loved apples since then. So every fall we would end up buying a lot of fresh apples.
Some of the only times I was truly happy were when I was outside in the trees, enjoying the breeze as I ate. It was fun climbing around in the trees, too. I was kind of a tomboy (still am.) My hair was really messy and most of my clothes came out of the male departments in the stores. I was DFC back then. ;_;
But yeah, that's the gist of it. A lot of my fond memories take place in the fall. That's when I'd be outside the most, because I like the weather and the colors at that time of year.

Again, sorry the drawing sucks, please don't make fun of me.
>> Anonymous
>>705049

704997 here. my attempt at artfagottry is worse *dork*
>> KZN
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>>705049
Forgot to say...age of me in the pic is probably around 10-12.

Also, I have another ronery fantasy to submit. Even though they're huge rip-offs, I want a guy to win me something in one of those machines. (Pic related) That'd be really sweet.
>> Anonymous
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Kawaii
>> KZN
>>705050
Nuh-uh. I thought it was cute. It's better than mine.
>> Anonymous
>>705054

at least yours has a background, lol
>> Anonymous
>>705049
Could use work.

You should try drawing characters bigger, so you can focus on details, and so little mistakes don't mess it up as much. Body could use some work. If you're uncertain, use your body for proportions. Hands are a pain to draw. It's funny how one can draw a face than a hand even though they can reference their own hands.

Don't take it too hard. Just some advice. D:
>> Rock
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>>705051
I'd end up breaking into one, those are one of the few things besides a ninja gaiden game that gets me that angry. And a big hand fetish huh? Okay...I guess the fact I'm kinda a cosplay lover makes it fair...And the fact you tried to make something is admirable. And do I have to say it again? Having a chest is fine, I bet your's is perfectly DFC (delicious full chest).
>> KZN
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>>705065
Thanks for the tips.

And yeah, I suck at hands unless they take up a large portion of the paper (pic related--drew that a few months ago using my own hand as reference), so I guess it really makes a difference for details. You make a good point, so I shall keep that in mind.

>>705068
Might be fine, but a lot of people complain/make fun of me for it, so it kind of affects my self esteem....
>> Rock
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>>705070
I can't give tips on how to draw with a pencil since I use a pc...
But, I think it's mostly they're jealous that you have such a full bust...Or they're pedos...(Dunno, if this is considered to /e/ for /c/, but it's an example of something I've done just to keep sharp, I'm not into doing drastic and vibrant colors.)
>> KZN
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>>705078
That's the thing. They're guys--mostly relatives. So it can't be jealousy...

Also Jesus H. living Christ, you're good.

In any case I'm probably better at drawing animals or close-ups...another example here.
>> Rock
>>705097
Thanks, mostly though that's not how good I can be, usually I find something on the net that's really rough and dirty and do a cleanup trace and add some kinda subdued tattoo color style to it, though I spend most of my time doing guitars and stuff...
>> Anonymous
>>705051
Holy crap, those things are almost impossible unless they're the kind with candy that give you unlimited tries.

My ronery fantasy, as painful to me as it would be, would be to suffer some kind of injury or disease and be nursed back to health, and then hitting it off with her. Bonus points if she has a cute loli to talk to.
>> Anonymous
I feel really bad about this, because it would mean her being hurt... But her being so sick she can't even chew, so I'd chew for her and pass it mouth to mouth. <_<
All other related nursing stuff aswell.
>> Rock
Being nursed back to health would be kinda nice since at one time I spent a third of a semester in my room I was so sick and nobody came to see me. (I was off at an university at that failed point of my life).
But, since I've read and seen Misery, I don't think I'd like it that much, I'd be worried the person would snap and break my kneecaps and legs...
>>705097
Don't listen to them, they're relatives, it's there jobs to be assholes. Most of my relatives always picked on me and routinely I had to fight one of them (black eyes, fat lips and broken noses).
>> Anonymous
>>705147
So don't become a...was it famous actor? I haven't seen the movie in many many years.
>> KZN
>>705147
Aww, I would've come to visit you.
And ouch, I know they can be assholes sometimes...but they take it too far. ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>705171
Maybe they want you in an incestual way.
>> Rock
>>705171
Thanks, but I don't recall much of it, besides losing like 20 pounds and puking some blood and stuff I coulda sworn I never ate in my entire life...
>>705198
The forbidden fruit of a blood relative? Maybe...KZN, are they AL natives by chance?
>> KZN
>>705198
Wut. I don't know where you get that from, but uh...ew.
I definitely don't get that vibe from them. Wouldn't even imagine it.

I may live in Alabama, but I'm not native to it and I was born in and lived in the northern states for most of my life.
>> Anonymous
>>704781
this sounds so much like me it creeped me out.

I would love to hold hands while it was cold, and put one of my hands into his coat pocket to keep it extra warm.

so ronery~
>> KZN
>>705205
Blarg, that's terrible. And I mean that about both of the things in your post.
Yeah, me and my brothers are close and all, but Jesus Christ, not like THAT. D:
Trust me, if they were like that, I'd know.
>> Anonymous
>>705206
Just tossin' the possibility out there.
>> Anonymous
This is some of the gayest stuff I ever will say/type. I am a (straight) male, btw.

What my fantasy is is that I want is to be in a relationship where I can be myself; meaning, no omgtuffguy acting, no smiling and nodding whilst talking to her, you know what I mean? No superficial junk.
I want to have a girl who will let me be my normal passive, submissive self. One who will let me be the 'little spoon' as it were. Normally, in order to get any sort of attention, I have to act as some sort of alpha male, which is the polar opposite of who I am, and thus the attention I get would be from submissive girls (of which there seems to be a multitude of) with the occasional dominant/tomboyish girl that I'm interested in. However, if I start being less of an Alpha male than how I started acting as, then the Alpha girl becomes disinterested, and I'm back to being all alone, in my apartment room, lurking through 4chan. Surely what I ask for isn't THAT much, is it?
I want to be hugged at night, while sleeping next to her.
I want to be able to curl up into her body, instead of having her curl into mine (breasts against the back feel GREAT btw).
I want to be protected, not just be the protector.
Hell, I'll even sit in the girl's lap while making out and let her completely dominate the scene!
>> Rock
>>705213
I meant like your cousins or something...Not your brothers, since you've said before that it's not just your brothers.
>> Anonymous
>>705229continued

Yet, there's no way in hell that I'll find a girl like that, if she even exists. And if she does, and if I do find her, chances are she'll either not be interested in me at all, or she'll be hideously unattractive (attractive, in this case, being entirely subjective to my tastes).
All I want is a good looking girl, who doesn't mind being the 'man' of the relationship and having such a "puss" as a boyfriend.

Added to the fact that I know, I KNOW, it'd be easier for me to fulfill this desire if I was gay (as men are naturally the way I want my girl to be), the problem with that is that I do not like how guys look at all. I can look at a girl and say, "Oh, wow...she's really cute." But I can't do the same for a guy. I can't even find a guy remotely attractive. It's not the dick. Hell, I don't even mind having strap-on sex, if that'll please my girl. But it's just no matter what, I cannot find a guy attractive.
So, here I am. Forced to put on a front so I won't be completely ostracized by my (already diminishing) social life.
Damn, do I feel like shit now.
>> KZN
>>705229
>>705231
I feel for you, man. Personally, I like the "Alpha male" type of guy, because I'm rather shy/submissive (although seemingly tomboyish at the same time?) and so I suppose it's nice to feel like someone else is in control. Simply put, I -can't- be the "man" in the relationship.

But there ARE girls out there like that.
Heck, I know a couple that's been going strong for 2 years that's like that--the dude is submissive, the girl is the "man" in the relationship...and they met at an old rundown comic shop.
So you WILL find someone eventually. Don't pretend to be something you're not. It won't make you happy. Be yourself, and eventually you will find someone who will be your happiness.
>>705230
Nah, all my family comes from up north. And it's not the cousins...it's brothers, uncles, father, and grandmother. Srsly, little old lady complaining that I'd better not run around with that chest of mine and instead I should dull down and find a husband and please him and "serve" him... kinda creepy.
>> Anonymous
>>705231

ah don't feel too bad. I'm a girl and what you descibed didn't sound horrible to me. I'm one of those horrible yaoi fangirls that guys hate. But still I love the uke. I would never go so far as to be the dominatrix type in real life, but I find submissive guys really attractive.
>> Rock
>>705241
Okay, you're family just sucks. Sorry, but that's how I see it. Maybe not being overly showy about it is good, but you gotta be atleast a little prideful that you'd have a rack many girls make their parents buy them for graduation gifts.
Well, I'm off to my lonely dorm room sized bed.
>> Anonymous
>>705246
If I hated yaoi fangirls, then I would have a heck of a lot less of attractive female friends.

I guess that could play in to ronery fantasy. I've considered asking some of them out, but several of them already have boyfriends and I'd rather not make things awkward for those who don't. Like, if I ask one of them, perhaps she'll feel some kind of pressure to accept rather than friend-zone me. And if she does friend-zone me, who knows what kind of impact it could have. I'd be unaffected, but I know nothing on what happens to her over time.

So basically I value friendship too much and I don't wanna screw anything up.
>> KZN
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>>705248
Well, most of them suck, yeah. I can't blame my brothers cause they're just immature/learned it was ok from my dad... but yeah. Siblings+cousins+mother+mother's side of the family are ok. I like 'em well enough.
But yeah...I don't like being showy about it at all, and I don't wanna be prideful either. I'm just not the type of person that's self-confident at all...

Anyways, good night!
I'd go to bed soon too, but I'm just not tired...too bad there's nothing to do.I might go outside...the air is somewhat cool for once and there's a nice moon. I just wish I had someone to come outside with me and enjoy it. ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>705259
I would love to, but I'm in Texas, and it's way too windy outside.
>> Anonymous
>>705263
Also, new episode of Burn Notice.
>> KZN
>>705265
Burn Notice? Whassat?
>> Anonymous
>>705267
tl;dr U.S. spy basically gets blacklisted and has to live in Miami and is given absolutely nothing. He, his ex-FBI buddy, and his crazy ex-girlfriend help random people who really need help, kinda like mercenaries. It's on USA.
>> Savage
>>704997
Whoa, this is quite nifty.

>>705049
As is this, keep it up =D
>> Anonymous
It's raining outside. I'd like to just stand next to a girl in the rain. Y'know, just stand there. Get wet, maybe get a bit chilly, who knows? Just go from there. Maybe get some hot chocolate later and dry off while drinking it to warm up. Sharing a blanket is also a viable option here.

Huh. I just kinda skimmed my /c/ folder and I can't find any rain pics. I'll have to make a thread eventually.
>> Anonymous
>>705246
I'm a female, and I never understood why so many women like yaoi so much?? I guess I am bisexual/leaning towards lesbianism though o.o; Yaoi was always just a massive turn-off to me o.o

It's weird >.> I'm practically les, but when I think of male-male homo, I just can't understand why? o.O
>> Anonymous
>>705273
Me too! I tried to convince myself that I loved penisful, boobless bodies but nah. I'd prefer /e/ to /y/ anyday.
>> Anonymous
>>705275
Lol, yeah. Female bodies are so much more interesting and beautiful, imo. Occasionally I'll get a big, huge, random urge to get hugged by some guy, or something... but most of the time it's all about teh girlies ^.^
>> Savage
>>705273
>>705275
You should consider moving on to dickgirls then... p0n0s + b00bs = wut?
>> Anonymous
>>705273
straight chick here
yaoi is a huge turnoff for meh tu..
>> Anonymous
>>705278
Definitely. I think it's just that I love boobs even if I have a good pair myself. They're just.. I dunno... awesome. lol
>> Anonymous
Tis bi/les girl again

>>705279
No... dickgirls just = *shudder*
>>705282
lol, indeed.

Ronery fantasy >> I'm 5'11", and I reaaaaly, really want to be with a super cute small girl... like 5'6" and under *sigh* I don't know why, but the thought of just being able to pick her up, and kiss her passionately while she wraps her legs around me... *sigh* bliss!
>> Savage
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>>705284
D'AWWW. Lesbians are already cute enough, but that was just diabeetus-inducingly sweet D:

Also, while we're still remotely on the subject of drawfaggotry, I'll just leave this here...
>> KZN
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>>705269
Sounds interesting...but also sounds like I'd need to see previous parts of it to understand it...
>>705271
Thanks! I draw a lot but in recent times, not so much for some reason. :( Excluding today, the last time I drew something was...March, I believe.

I went outside just now for a bit...surprisingly cool for AL, so it was nice. It would have been better with company, but I'm used to going out by myself, so the familiarity is kinda nice too. 'Cept, whenever I go out at night, even though I feel comfy and like I belong, I always get paranoid about going out alone so late. But then my low self esteem kicks in and I'm telling myself that no one would -want- to do anything to -me- anyways. Yet still fear lingers.
I don't know...other than that it was really nice. When I'm out there at night, I feel...feral is the only word to describe it. I stick to the shadows and back-ways when I'm walking. As I exit onto the main road and I see a car coming, I duck to hide in the bushes for no particular reason,crouched like an animal until it passes. I'm not sure why, but I don't want to be seen by anyone out there. It's much nicer to just be part of the surroundings like the other night creatures, go unnoticed by intruders. It's really great, running barefoot through the damp grass and following the bright eyes of raccoons and foxes in the woods.
Yeah, alone it's nice...but sometimes I wish someone would come alongside me, just the two of us silently prowling the night together. And then I wouldn't be so afraid...

>>705280
Straight female here too. Personally, male/male...bleh, do not want, etc. (Not that I have a problem with it.) But then again shoujo-ai is cute to me. The way I rationalize it is...well, I like guys. But I like STRAIGHT guys, because the gay ones wouldn't be interested in me anyways, right? And since I'm straight, shoujo-ai is fine because they're girls so I don't want to BE with them anyways.
>> Anonymous
>>705279
There's plenty of that on /v/ right now. Coincidence?
>> Anonymous
>>705286
Same goes for me even if I am short myself. I want someone like Orihime, Tohru, or Mikuru. Something moe~!
>> Anonymous
>>705286
I told my friend about this thread. He read my post, then your post and said, "diabeetus-inducingly sweet? >_¬ more like hard-on inducingly sweet"

lol.
>> Savage
>>705291
A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.
>> KZN
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>>705286
God, that is awesome.

>>705272
I love the rain...I'd love to be out in the rain with someone, getting poured on, just being there...then we share a kiss and later go inside and dry off. And maybe I'd be over at his house or something, so I wouldn't have any extra clothes to change into, so he lets me use some of his. <3

The more realistic/slightly less romantic but more fun aspect of such fantasy being him pushing me into a pool or something and -then- he lends me his clothes, but whatever...
>> Anonymous
>>705287
When I was in my first year of college, I used to roam the streets at between 11pm and 5am by myself o.o It was nice and calming, after I got away from the aliens I thought were following me. Sometimes I kinda wished there was someone there with me, but it was lovely and cool, and refreshing. Except when people thought I was a prostitute o.O (the student accommodation was built not far from the red light district, where prostitutes wait for guys to pick them up in cars).

>.>' That's all true btw, I had psychotic depression at the time o.O
>> Anonymous
>>705292
lol
>> Anonymous
I have come to the conclusion that I am never going to be in a loving/romantic relationship. I say this because there is something horribly wrong with me.

I don't know if there's a word for it, but in basic terms, I don't think I feel any actual emotions. I mean, I don't think I have the emotional depth that most people seem to.

I definitely can't feel happy. I get depressed easily. I don't really care about anyone other than myself, and I don't even like myself.

I've had two relatives slowly die of incurable diseases, and I never actually felt sad. I don't even remember what they were like, and during the funeral I just wanted it to be over because I was bored.

It feels like I'm one one side of an impassable gulf, and the rest of humanity is on the other side.

tl;dr BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW I HATE MYSELF
>> Anonymous
>>705296
For the year of college I did, we had to be in our dorms by midnight. No wandering for us.
>> Anonymous
I want to have a picnic on top of a mountain with a girl, whilst watching the sunset... although in reality we'd probably get attacked by some facet of nature... killer bees, or bears, or something. Or a tree could fall on us.
>> Anonymous
>>705305
I feel like that too... that means there are at least two of us on one side of the gulf! YAY!
>> Anonymous
>>705305
>I've had two relatives slowly die of incurable diseases, and I never actually felt sad. I don't even remember what they were like, and during the funeral I just wanted it to be over because I was bored.
Only one for me, but I felt exactly the same way. And after? Nasty Mexican food.

Maybe you don't think you're happy because you don't know your happiness? Maybe you really are happy at times, but you just don't realize it?
>> Anonymous
>>705305

+1, however im occasionally happy when people are about to get owned by reality

is it that you hate yourself and you see many ways to fix it but just dont want to?
>> Anonymous
>>705306
Really? lol that kinda sucks. I wasn't in dorms, I was in a self-catering apartment type thing that was sponsored by the university. There were people living in dorms, but they could also stay out as long as possible (there'd probably be a massive riot if they couldn't... in the UK, the drinking age is 18 and most of them wanted to party/drink a lot) ¬.¬ I think they should raise the drinking age to 21 personally, but bah... *hides from the other British people*
>> Anonymous
right now its to see my boyfriend again he's been away for a few days and I miss him like hell
>> Anonymous
>>705314

I have also come to the conclusion that I am more or less incurable.

I think I'm pretty much set to die alone.
>> Anonymous
>>705315
Anyways, I get to re-do my first year this year in my home town. Ronery fantasy is to find a cute, small lesbian chick *^_^*
>> Anonymous
>>705321
See a doctor... please? You should get help =/
>> Savage
>>705323
Now I wish to be the little lesbian girl ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>705328
heheheh :D Student's gay/bi/les group FTW! hehe
>> Anonymous
>>705321

And I forgot to mention that I am drawn to weird/creepy things. I have said things that people told me were creepy without realizing how creepy what I was saying might have been.

Looking at paintings by Zdzislaw Beksinski doesn't really weird me out at all. I have strange thoughts, although not as much as I recall having them at some point before.

Sometimes I imagine myself running away from home .

(I live with my parents for fucks sake; my bedroom is even in the basement)

I don't know how I'd survive, but when I imagine being homeless, I don't really care.

If someone attacked me, I don't know if I would defend myself or not.

I have imagined myself killing family members in gruesome ways because they're pissing me off. I do it for minutes at a time, sometimes.

tl;dr I am a terrible human being.

Oh, and I'm a Mormon.

Go figure.
>> Anonymous
I want a really cool, kick-ass girlfriend. She'd be tall, slim, hot, kind of boy-ish looking but still feminine. Also she needs to have something that she's really talented at. It doesn't really matter what it is. Oooh and she'd wear leather jackets. Mmmm. And she'd be really smart, too.

Lesbians ftw, y/y?
>> Anonymous
>>705338
Like I said, go see a doctor/psych. You don't have to tell your family/parents you're going to see one... just look up places you can go get help.
>> KZN
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>>705338
Just looked up Zdzislaw Beksinski...creepy stuff, yet I'm intrigued (I'm an /x/-goer.)

Also, I know/hang out with a whole family of Mormons...for some reason they're always paranoid about either the world ending or the government pulling some crazy shit. They're weird, but not bad people. They're fun; I like them.
>> Anonymous
>>705339
I'm a tall, slim, tomboyish lesbianish type creature. Yay! I don't really know what meets your definition of 'really smart', though. Everybody tends to have slightly different ideas of what 'intelligent' is. I've never worn a leather jacket, before, either o.o
>> Anonymous
>>705342

You must be some kind of newfag, because /x/ has "ITT CREEPY PICTURES" about every ten posts, all of which invariably had his paintings. And that doesn't even count the threads dedicated to the man.

It used to, anyway. I don't go there very often anymore (too many reposts).
>> Anonymous
>>705338
My boyfriend's family are mormons! ^_^ Technically he is, too... but o.o He doesn't really go to the church/believe in any of the stuff.

I agree with the above reply, they're weird, but cool. ^_^
>> KZN
>>705346
No, I've been on 4chan for about a year and a half, and on /x/ for about half the time.
I've seen Zdzislaw Beksinski's stuff there before...but never had a name to match with the paintings. I didn't know who made them.
>> Anonymous
Hrm. On 'ronery fantasies', I guess reading? Like, with my head in his lap, ect. ect. Since there doesn't seem to be BAAAAAWING in this thread (as /c/ is one of the places girls might exist on the internets), girl here.

As to personality and whatnot - mostly I'd like someone who doesn't have a huuuuuuuuge temper and who could talk to me about really obscure books. And who would be willing to play vidya sometimes or, like, to go outdoors and do nothing. Idk, something like that.
>> Anonymous
>>705305
It sounds as though you have some pretty bad depression going on there... which can make you feel emotionally numb as well as the inevitable feelings of being as low as the low.

Can you remember when you started feeling like this? It might be circumstantial, or it could be that you have a chemical imbalance. Either way, the good news is that, more often than not, you can get better. It will take time, but you can get better. Even if it means needing to take antidepressants, there is most likely a way out. Reach out, get help.
>> Anonymous
Oh mannn... that made me sound like some really cheesy psychiatrist on a cheesy TV add for his/her own cheesy new DVD/CD.

Seriously though, I know it can be the hardest thing in the world when you feel like shit, or feel numb and uncaring, but go find someone professional to talk to irl about this stuff. If you don't find someone you feel comfortable with, keep looking.
>> Anonymous
>>705345

Oh? I don't really know what the definition for "really smart" is either. But some people just seem to be smart, or know what's going on.

If you have a good sense of humor this could be love. (Of course, "good sense of humor" is pretty subjective, too)
>> chezapop
my ronery fantasy is to have a boyfriend who doesnt complain about my lazy,antisocial behaviors
apparently having these makes you a slefish person
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
sage for bawww and emofaggoty
>> KZN
     File :-(, x)
All right, I guess I'm gonna turn in for the night. Feeling pretty down at the moment so perhaps some sleep and sweet (ronery-fantasy-fulfilling) dreams will cheer me up.

If this thread starts to auto-sage again, I guess I'll create Part Four. Or someone else can make it...just make sure you link it in this thread so people can find it easily.
>> Anonymous
>>705355
Eh, well, I'm generally described as 'smart', but half of the time I don't really know what's going on in the world ^^; generally because I tend to avoid watching/reading the news (except from scientific news). Really because it usually makes me lose even more faith in humanity than I've already lost ~_~

My sense of humour...? Yeah, I guess that's pretty subjective too ^^; It changes from day to day. I guess it would slot into "geeky/goofy" humour though o.O Example, I laughed hard at 'The Machine Girl'... is that bad? >.>'
>> Anonymous
>>705347
Same with me!
Weird.
My boyfriend used to be Mormon, but he stopped believing a few years ago. His Mormon dad is really strict though, and made him go to church until he turned 18 (which was only a month ago). He still doesn't allow him to go out or play videogames on Sundays. He says that if he does, he'll kick him out of the house. :(
>> Anonymous
>>705364
Whoa, that's messed up! It's kind of the other way around with my bf, his mom is the strict one. His parents separated and he lives with his mom right now, but she doesn't force him to do anything. She likes him to keep in touch with people from the church, though.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>705362
Resbian chick is going out with friends now. Resbian chick wishes you all a day/night of ronery fantasy fulfillment.
>> Anonymous
>>705305
same goddamn thing, and this thread makes me cry more than it makes me laugh, and this isn't good, not at all
>> Anonymous
All I want is a place somewhere.
>> Anonymous
Stop believing?? In a god that doesn't allow coffee or bawls? Fuck that non-believing bastard! Burn, burn!
>> Anonymous
>>705394
hold on to that feeling.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>704711
>>705305
Sad people are sad ; ; Tho I feel the same way as>>704711lol

I guess I'd really like to meet a cool femanon who can be the "man" in the relationship without going power hungry :3 (is male btw)
>> Anonymous
>>705435
And by femanon I mean someone from 4chan. Like... a /v/ /c/ /fa/ girl... with maybe a bit of /d/ >_>
>> Anonymous
>>705435
Did you make that with that loli-making program?
>> Anonymous
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>>705466
Yes I did ^^ it's the best thing since sliced bread :P
>> Anonymous
>>705470
Would you be willing to provide a link, or at least the name of the program?
>> Anonymous
crap. Looks like we hit the bump limit.
>> Anonymous
>>705471
The thread I got it from is still on /c/. Just search for it.

Also bump limit reached
>> Anonymous
>>705284

oh, short girls are the best. the girl i like (it's unrequited, btw. bawww) is about 20-25cm shorter than me and i usually pick her up when i hug her.

a couple days ago, i went to see her at her uni and when she told her friend how i pick her up, i ended up carrying her in my arms. s-so cute...! *was all warm and fuzzy inside*
>> Anonymous
>>705471
Crap nvm. lemme see if I can find the link...

http://rs309.rapidshare.com/files/135101094/Anime_Character_Generator.rar

You're gonna need the eastern language pack and applocale to run it. Couldn't tell you where to get the former, but here's the link to applocale.

http://alcahest.club.fr/perso/apploc/applocale.html
>> Anonymous
okay, i'll create another thread and link it here
>> drawfag !tsGpSwX8mo
new thread here>>705482
>> Anonymous
>>704506
>>704506
Why can I not meet someone like you, IRL, blast you internets.
>> Anonymous
>>705943

Britfag? May be hope yet, haha.