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ITT, TIME PARADOX! OH SHI-- Sam and OMG HAX!!
Let's have a thread for weird ages. In other words...

Take Etna and Flonne here. Very loli-licious, no?

And yet...
Etna: 1470 years old
Flonne: 1509 years old
Examples need not be so extreme. And possibly, reversed, too. Like a 10 year old looking like she's 20-30.

And ponder this: If they're far too old to be loli, but look loli, is it loli?