File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
Stole this from /cm/

What would you do to get your /c/ girl of your choice into your pants.


I'd cover myself in balsamic vinegar.
>> Anonymous
lucky star
>> Anonymous
Use a command spell.
>> Anonymous
Trigger some flags.
>> Anonymous
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I'd be a nice gentlemanly guy, treat her with respect, and become her best friend. Then I'd shoot myself when she said she was only interested in me as a friend like every single girl has in my life.
>> Anonymous
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I'd be a brutally honest critic and willing to sacrifice my taste buds.
>> Anonymous
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I'd find out just how much she would do for a Klondike bar.
>> HavocAngel
>>458398

you... make her a friend, then hate yourself because she thinks she's just a friend.
>> Anonymous
1. Print out the picture.
2. Stuff it in my pocket.
>> Anonymous
>>458398
you know the kinds of guys that have that problem? one's who dont sexualise themselves around the said girl. im not talking about being vulgar, or making a move, you just have to make her aware that you have a penis. otherwise you are gay, or a friend.
>> Anonymous
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>>457477

OP, you better back off mai waifu.
>> Anon
>>458481
>>458398
oh my....try the nerdy girls....
>> Anonymous
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Design a weather altering machine that would usher in a new ice age.
>> Anonymous
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Pat her head.
>> Anonymous
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I'd stuff her book down my pants.
>> Anonymous
>>459358
win
>> Anonymous
>>459358
ftw
>> Anonymous
Rub her breasteses
>> Anonymous
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I'd board a nice boat.
>> Anonymous
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Suffer through my parents dying and leaving me with a huge fortune I could never spend in two lifetimes.
>> Anonymous
>>458571

>1. Print out the picture.
>2. Stuff it in my pocket.
3. ????
4. Profit!

Fixd!!