Anonymous
There is nothing wrong with your internets. Do not attempt to adjust the channel. /b/ r controlling transmission. If /b/ wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If /b/ wish to make it softer, /b/ will tune it to a whisper. /b/ will control the horizontal. /b/ will control the vertical. /b/ can rickroll the image, make it flutter. /b/ can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hours, sit quietly and /b/ will control all that you see and hear. /b/ repeats, there is nothing wrong with your internets. /c/ r about to participate in a great adventure. /c/ r about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... /b/ image board.