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Sheik: Girl Power in Drag Anonymous
All right, let's try again, but PLEASE, keep all the "zeldapenis" comments somewhere else. Also, we must keep Sheik banned from /cm/ and /y/. It's pure bullcrap.
>> Anonymous
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New shipment coming up!
>> Anonymous
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My Sheik sails in the morning!
>> Anonymous
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which is this? can't tell...
>> gerd
zeldapenis.
>> Anonymous
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Oh hey guise, somebody call for a shipment?
>> Anonymous
>>616070
Because the artist is a stupid anti-Girl Power delusional lesbian, it's easy to tell, so reporting. idiot.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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"I don't feel a PING-AS!"
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>618473
Damn you!
>> Anonymous
>>618474
it was far too tempting
>> Dr.Otaku
is Sheik's gender really that confusing to you ppl? I mean Sheik is Zelda in disguise...... and we all know Zelda is also a girl.... so all becuase you dont see boobs you automaticaly assume guy?
or is that one long running joke I dont get?
(if so I appologize for my rant)
>> Anonymous
>>618477
Just erase it, idiot.
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>>618498
No, that's OK. Sheik IS a girl. It's the fangirls who don't want to accept an empowering image. The retards.

Note about the picture: It's just a tickle drawing, not tentacle rape.
>> Dr.Otaku
>>618511
rite then, ty for an answer
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>> Anonymous
Why is it so hard for you morons to understand that Zelda's body just changes into a guy's body? I mean look at Sheik's hair. Zelda doesn't have bangs like that, so obviously she can change the rest of her body as well.
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>>619505
>> Anonymous
>>619511
I lol'd at the watermark

yeah, no one is gonna steal his art now.
>> Anonymous
>>619505
Her body doesn't change. She just borrows the body of some dead sheikah
>> Anonymous
>>619516
Wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>619516
Where the fuck did you get that one?
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>>619524
He/she made that up.
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How I miss that rant.
>> Anonymous
>>619505

Decent attempt at trolling, would've worked better with no caps.
>> Anonymous
>>619505
Because your desire for a penis on Zelda is too stupid for Nintendo. Bangs, what a lame argument!
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>>619505
>>620538
For fuck's sake, you people.
If you're going to do nothing but bitch about how you're right and everyone else is wrong, regardless of how asinine the subject matter actually is, the least you fuckers could do is post some fucking images. It's a god damn image board, so post something instead of just wanking off about the same issue, thread after thread.

See this shit? This is an IMAGE. Now post some moar or shut the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
Well that's funny, pretty sure Sheik's referred to as a 'he' in OoT by either Rauru or Navi. But you can have your femmeSheik, whatever helps you sleep at night.
>> Anonymous
>>620557

Only Yaoi fangirls and faggots wish princess Zelda to have a penis.

Stop being a shit.
>> Anonymous
>>620615
But it's true, Princess Ruto called Sheik a "he". I clearly remember that...
>> Anonymous
>>620671
Because she was convincingly disguised as a man, you stupid git.
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This is silly. This whole thread is just rage, and so I'll add. First off... zeldapenis zeldapenis zeldapenis zeldapenis zeldapenis zeldapenis.

>>620671
That is a stupid reason. Do we know if she did a crotch check?

>>616027
Banned from /cm/ and /y/ that is just plain retarded.

Also maybe Kyon and Itsuki Koizumi as a girl should be banned. Seeing as this gender swap is not cannon to this series at all. Why is that ok here? Because Kyon clearly has boobs? Ok, what is Shiek clearly has a penis? Then Sheik should be allowed in /cm/, /y/, and /c/ as her/his current gender sees fit. Again, if you allow those two men on /c/ then Sheik should be allowed where she or he pleases.
>> Snigget
>>620680
ZELDA IS TINGLE, YALL SO STUPID.
>> Snigget
ZELDA IS ACTUALLY TINGLE, YALL SO STUPID.
>> Da fcukin' fishbitch Anonymous
>>620671

This indicates you find Princess Ruto as a credible source of information. Let us indulge willing suspension of disbelief for a minute.

How da fuck dat fishbitch gonna know da difrence tween da two huh? She's a fcukin' fish!

I've got some timeshares you might be interested in.
>> Anonymous
>>620688

Of course Ruto would know Sheik was a man.

Sheik fish fucked her rude and naughty until just a minute before Link arrived.

...

Anyone have any Sheik x Ruto doujins?
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It doesn't matter what gender Sheik is or that Sheik is really Zelda, the fact is Zelda wanted to be a man and to look like one so if Sheik looks like a woman then Zelda failed in the disguise.The fact that Sheik looks exactly like a guy shows that the disguise worked and who gives a damn about whether or not he/she has penis or not anyway. Every Sheik thread seems to fail because people can't shut their bitching mouths and just post pics. Must we keep whining about it?Sheik can be in /c/ for the crybabies that want vagina Sheik that can't do a good job in looking like a guy which was the point behind Sheik to begin with and /cm/ and /y/ can have penis Sheik that looks like what Sheik is supposed to but everyone can just say Sheik is transgendered if they really feel like it. Every character can go anywhere depending on how they are drawn. Seriously, I hate these over and over again complaint threads that COULD have been good!It's just gonna be deleted again before anything nice gets posted cuz people won;t shut the fuck up about the damn subject...
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>> Anonymous
God, I'm so damn tired of this...

You know what'd help?

Let's just respect one another's OPINIONS, because that's what they are. There's no absolute solid proof, so the dumbfucks that scream and wail about "AHH SHEIK'S A GIRL BRAWL CALLS HER SHE" and the faggots that baww about "SHEIK IS A GUY IT SAYS HE IN THE MANGA" should just go kill themselves right now, because the fact is that the argument will NEVER END. Do you think by saying this shit the people thinking the opposite will go "YOU HAVE ENLIGHTENED ME! SHEIK IS INDEED MALE/FEMALE!"

People have opinions. People will side with who they want to, and just because I think Sheik is a male doesn't mean I'm some perverted woman that pictures him in yaoi fantasies, and just because I think Sheik is a female also doesn't mean I'm a perverted old man that wants to see tits.

Jesus Christ, people.

This same argument manages to ruin every single thread.

God forbid people post Sheik ANYWHERE, because on both /cm/ and /c/ people have fucking aneurysms either way.

Fuck off, seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>620846
Nice!
>> Anonymous
the zelda comic in question is non-canon

sheik is zelda in disguise

ruto doesn't recognize zelda because zelda is in disguise
>> Anonymous
>>620872

Jesus, STFU already. We all know Sheik is Zelda, and Zelda is Sheik. The question is whether he's/she's male or female.
>> Anonymous
>>620874
there is nothing to suggest sheik is a male

simple solution: sheik is a female

grasping at straws: convoluted bullshit about how zelda turns into a male that draws on non-canon sources and wishful thinking
>> Anonymous
Thus said Sheik thread shall be deleted as people could not, would not let it go
>> Anonymous
>>620875

I suppose it's true that you could go either way you want, although the much simpler answer is that Zelda was just in disguise.

You could say that Occam's Razor removes Sheik's penis.