Allow me to introduce to you: Self Improvement Advice from the Devil1 - Borrow money from pessimists they dont expect it back.2 - Half the people you know are below average.3 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.4 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.5 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.6 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.7 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.Comment too long. Clickhereto view the full text.
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