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Iskalla
Rozen Maiden has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Suiseiseki was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with Traumend. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the dolls. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Rozen Maiden of my own. I suddenly had a craving for tea, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been drinking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Overture. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Suigintou. All I want from life is to be able to hold Suigintou and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Suigintou. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no dolljoints, not hot." All I can fap to is Suigintou doujins. I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for Flowery Hamburger. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Suigintou doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word junk.

Come to me, Suigintou! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not junk, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

I'm crying as I type this.
>> Anonymous
Turn off computer. Get up. Open door. Run as fast as you can.
>> Anonymous
>>233941
Sage for lies. I expected a paragraph on Desu love, not freaking Junk again.
>> Anonymous
I didn't know 4chan had such reviews.
Man..Is Rozen Maiden that good ?

actually I haven't watched still. Should I ?
>> Anonymous
>>233946
As long as you don't end up like the TC, why not?
>> Anonymous
I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew I can get banned and come right back because moot is a Jew
>> Anonymous
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>I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage

But she so cute, especially when she´s enraged because Junk broke her brooch.
>> Anonymous
not-so-delicious copypasta
>> Anonymous
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>> Shijin
Wow, there needs to be more people like this ^^. I too have had dreams of the Rozen Dolls. Especially Kanaria, i love her violin playing.
>> Anonymous
>>234064

AHAHAHAHA

The OP is copypasta of a fake review. The original was making fun of us who become obsessed with RM.

>>233946

It's terrible, but you'll love it anyway for no good reason. And if you're not careful, you'll end up with a folder containing 1000 fanart of your favorite character.

Wait, make that 1001.
>> Anonymous
I'll watch it--
and I'll take it easy.

TC is insanely in love with it.
>> Anonymous
rofl.

should we post desu now or move this to /b/ later?
>> Delicious Flat Chest
Hinaichigo
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>> Anonymous
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Needs moar Moegintou.
>> Anonymous
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it's amazing how many guys who don't watch these kind of shows have actually liked it a lot. I lent out the first volume of the manga to a couple of friends of mine and now they are begging me for the Anime, and they've never been to 4chan or seen any of the desu spam.

I myself can't help but love the goddess.
>> Anonymous
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> I'm crying as I copy and paste this.

fix'd
>> Anonymous
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>>234086
I wouldn't say it's terrible, but it's not as good as people make it out to be either. The problem is that it really grows on you, particularly when you're in between seasons, and you don't even notice till it's too late.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
in before junk in the trunk
>> Anonymous
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Obligatory Shinku.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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desu
>> Anonymous
copypasta is copypasta.

However Suigintou is just that sheer amount of awesome though... :3
>> Anonymous
>>233941

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>> Lord Faust
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>>234086

Dammit! This person speaks the truth.

*Looks at Rozen Maiden Images folder*
>> Anonymous
>>234064
HAHAHA, OH WOW.
>> Anonymous
/r/ pic where Suisiskikewhatever explains she doesn't really talk like that and wants us to stop making fun of her
>> Anonymous
She does seriously talk like that though.