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ITT: Ronery fantasies Anonymous
ITT we discuss our ronery fantasies.

Mine is to have a girl fall asleep on my lap. Or to was her hair for her.

;_;
>> Anonymous
Mine's is to have a moment like that shown in OP's pic.

;_;
>> Anonymous
To be loved at all. :(
>> Anonymous
>>701931
Don't we all?
>> Anonymous
Patting a girl on the head and getting yelled at for it.

;_;
>> Anonymous
>>701971
You could easily do that IRL.
>> Anonymous
>>701971
Tsundere love detected?
>> Anonymous
>>701972
D:
>> Anonymous
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Having a girl falling asleep in your lap is nice, even if she is just a friend. Same goes for shoulder.

I'd like to her horns. Pic related, I think.
>> Anonymous
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>>701934

In every society, there are some who's love is sought by all, and some who's love is sought by none.
>> Anonymous
Mine is to confess, and years later, when we are newlyweds, we'd be sleeping together, side-by-side.
>> Anonymous
To wake up and see my guy smiling faintly at me, while I slowly realize he had been enjoying watching me sleep.
Girls are ronery too /c/ ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>702035
Holy crap. It's nice to know that there are girls out there that aren't creeped by that. I think about just watching someone sleep...

;_;
>> Canas !3oPbmhYxlk
My "ronery fantasy" is probably to somehow become a badass and overcome being taciturn/shy in public, then go make a shy girl fall for me.

And by badass, I mean like Kamina from Gurren Lagann and the like.
>> Anonymous
>>702053

I would't find it creppy at all. Unless it's someone I have never seen before and is really scary-looking.

Mine is to confess and for him to say he likes me too. Or vise-versa.
>> Anonymous
I'd like to get snowed in, in a remote mountain cabin with her.
>> Anonymous
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This. Just hanging out together, enjoying eachother's company.
>> Anonymous
To have a girl confess to me, really.

Most find the eccentric sarcasm-machine thing to be a turn off, the fact that I stutter when I'm around girls doesn't help either.

The ever-present lack of a smile isn't gonna get the ball moving either.
>> Anonymous
I've done most things with girls that guys would like to do with them. I'd just like to do them again.
>> Anonymous
Save a girl's life.
>> Anonymous
Protecting a girl. Not sure why, I've just always had some kind of fascination with the whole "defending the one you love with your life" thing.
>> Anonymous
Have an older guy who I would've known for a while hug me when we're alone. :'( He holds me and I move into him as I sleep.
I'm such a ronery girl.
>> Anonymous
>>702144
Where are all of you? ;_;
>> Anonymous
I want a guy to protect me. Like in movies and animu.
>> Anonymous
Living with a loli. Not in a pedophilic or sexual way, just having a little girl around to help out and be cute. I think it'd be nice to watch her grow up. However, I doubt I could effectively raise a child, so this probably won't ever happen. ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>702151
It's not as hard as it's made out to be.
>> Anonymous
to watch her fall asleep in my arms at the end of the human world when we're the only ones left; and to protect her from the monsters waiting just outside our door. to know that we have each other, and she's dreaming of me. even if we were both to die that night, everything would be alright because nothing could take our love away.
>> Anonymous
>>702150
I'd like that, except I'd like to protect the guy.
>> Anonymous
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My ronery fantasy is just confessing that I love him and he feels the same. Someone that I can fool around with and enjoy their company. Someone that will just hold me when I want to be held. <3
>>702035
Me too :D
>> Anonymous
Taking care of a sick girl. I'd love to nurse someone back to health, watching as her complexion changes for the better as she's recovering, knowing that I'm fighting for someone's happiness, especially if it's someone I love. Maybe it's because I was a very sick and lonely kid, not to mention extremely introspective.
>> Anonymous
>>702167
god damnit why do none of you live here


;_;
>> Anonymous
Waking up on a lazy Saturday morning together and deciding to just snuggle in bed for a little longer instead of getting up. I'd be little spoon, and he'd be big spoon. And then, we'd get up and have some brunch (or cold pizza) in pajamas.
>> KZN
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<-- That. Snuggling up with the guy I like when it's really cold outside. <3
>>702158
This too. Oh god, this.
If I have to die, I want it to be a god damned zombie apocalypse. That would be so epic. (Sorry...I frequent /x/ as well as /c/.)
>> KZN
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>>702207
God, I just realized how extremely awesome that picture is. They're on the god damned roof. I love sitting on the roof. (In fact, I cut a hole in the screen of one of the windows on my house so I could do so.)

Also, I'd love to have him brush my hair...
>> Anonymous
>>701928
I've had your dream with my girlfriend on a 5 hour bus ride home, it was great, but her snoaring tickled me and she woke up
>> KZN
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I want him to just grab me and hold me like this...
>> Anonymous
My dream is to meet a girl who likes good video games, not a casual gamer, not a mmo grinder, but a person who likes good games but not overly obessesive.
>> Anonymous
>>701928
My dream is that I was either never born or just dead.
>> KZN
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I want to share an umbrella with him on a stormy day.

(Also, if anyone wants to hear the story, I have a fantasy that kinda came true. I don't think it meant anything on his part, though. ;_; )
>> Action Master Anonymous !M.p5W8L5EM
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this is going to be sorta lame, so bare with me:

I've always wanted to be with a girl... but I mean.. really be with her... just kissing. And telling me and me telling her how much we love eachother..
>> Anonymous
>>702222
Bus Stop Wendy was the song, right? I love that song. You know. Bus stop Wendy, she's there I say, "Please share my umbrella."
>>702221
Oh don't be like that. What's the problem?
>> Anonymous
to be at home washing the dishes and to have the guy i like to come up from behind me, wrap his arms around my waist, and put his head on my shoulder... ;_; ronery
>> KZN
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>>702245
I don't think I've ever heard the song, actually. But you made me curious...I'm gonna go look it up now.
<-- By the way, that's for you, OP. :3
>> Anonymous
>>702245
life problems and such. Family and friend issues.
>> Anonymous
I wish I was with a girl who had her mind set. A girl who wasn't so confused about her feelings. A girl who wouldn't lie just to beat around the bush. A girl that wouldn't use me as a stepping stool to move on to one of my friends...

;_;... Damn it...
>> Anonymous
>>702266
Come on I'm in the mood for hearing about peoples shitty lives
>> Anonymous
>>702266
Eh, those end and they're not as bad as they can get. It helps to take a more neutral stance and just accept things as they come. That is, unless it involves getting a job. Jobs are serious business.
Family...good luck with that. Make amends, do what it takes to get less crap while you're there.
Friends. Huh. Well, I can't really pull any armchair psychiatrist crap here.
>> Anonymous
I have a strange urge to give girls back and foot rubs. I don't know why. I just want to become very good at it and then do it for girls. Mainly ones that would be my friends.

...So basically I want to make friends with girls and then give them back and foot rubs. I don't really know why...

Otherwise, alot of the ones that have been said in this thread.
>> Anonymous
Caring for them when sick.
>> Savage
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I'd say my ronery fantasy is to find the woman of my dreams and claim her all to myself...but I've already found her, and I really just need to fess up to her about how I feel. It'd also help if she lived a bit closer to me.

Yeah, that'd be real swell. Pic related.
>> Anonymous
To find a girl that cares about important stuff, not just trivial rubbish like fashion, hair, celebrities, etc. ¬.¬ (even the intelligent girls I've dated have been obsessed with one of the aforementioned, to some degree or the other).

To find a girl that isn't dramatic...

This coming from a skeptical lesbian ~_~ *sigh*
>> Anonymous
I want to have a cute girl waking me up in the morning..so ronery.
>> Savage
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>>702286
Oh d'aww, I just want to pat you on the head and tell you you'll find someone eventually.
>> KZN
>>702286
Fashion? Not remotely interested. Hair? As long as it's clean and manageable. Celebrities? God, I honestly could not care less.
I don't think I'm all that dramatic.

Well, if I was a lesbian...

>>702285
Go for it, man. Seize your chance before you miss it.
>> Savage
>>702293
Oh, I would, if only there were any way to do it without it being totally awkward ;__;
>> KZN
>>702294
Well, it's always going to be awkward regardless of the situation, right? Confessions always are. But what makes you think it'd be especially awkward?
>> Savage
>>702295
This is going to sound kind of stupid, but I'm a non-native english speaker, and just the word "love" alone sounds really ugly in my native language...lots of heavy R's and K's...besides, I'm not really even sure if she's interested in me, let alone seeing other people at all.
>> Anonymous
>>702270
Where to begin....
Well when I started boy scouts the kids in the troop we're bastards that would say all kinds of nasty shit to me like "we don't like you" that although sounds trivial, to a less then 10yo is very painful and the only kid who didn't and I also considered to be my friend would still run off with them and treat as the sort of odd man out. And when I finally quit that to get away from them he said he didn't want to be my friend anymore just because of that. He eventually changed his mind, but later he would still do shitty things. and when I was in sixth grade another kid said I should kill myself. Later another friend of mine invited this one kid into our group and he would say all kinds of shit to my face and my so called friend would keep inviting him despite knowing he was doing this and eventually he just ditched us all together to do drugs and that kind of shit. but before that I would always pay for shit or give him some of my stuff like games and he would never do the same when I asked. Later, another of my friends I found out was talking behind my back while acting friendly to my face. and during school from elementary to high school people have said shit to my face and this one time this goth bitch started a rumor about how I had sex with a dog. And when I asked her about this she said she did start it and in effect “Because”.
>> Anonymous
>>702298
Now on to family. My sister is in effect, a narcissistic know-it-all hypocritical bitch that has to have the final say in any argument. She would always start arguments over the dumbest shit and would drive me insane. She always had to be right about everything. She would treat me like she was my mother and one time my friends were screwing around and drawing dumb stuff. We eventually got board and threw them out (not before I ripped them up) we leave and I get a phone call from my sister about how pissed she is about the drawings. So and friend and I go back to my house and it turns out she tapped it back together. I asked her what she was doing in the garbage and she said she was throwing something out. We check and the garbage I ripped it up and threw it away in, and it was empty. So she basically went in the garbage and tapped it back together just to bitch. And later she went literally batshit insane over how I wrote shit in MY yearbook. Really, she acted like it was a felony, treating me like a child an saying that I shouldn’t do it even though she has.
>> Wo Anonymous
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Uh, I'll share mine...

Wish I knew a girl who told me she isn't into guys, but stayed as my friend hanging around every day, doing all friend stuff waiting for me to confess to her.

Sounds stupid I know.... This is ronery fantasy?
>> Anonymous
>>702299
As for my dad… Well let’s say that he’s one of those guys that wants his son to be the star football athlete, straight A student, and then goes off to join the marines once he graduates high school. He’s ultra conservative, and has an anger problem. A big one. The man would terrify me and even does today. If I got anything less than straight A’s he would get pissed off and one time even said he wouldn’t call me by my first name anymore. He would belittle me if I couldn’t do something, or call me stupid if I failed something. Which was a lot considering I couldn’t even think right when he asked me to do something for reasons already explained. I was terrified to do even the most simple of tasks. The man has a mind stuck in the 50’s era.
That's all I can remember at this rate.


TL:Dr everybody except for one guy I called a friend are all backstabbing snakes. My sister is a massive bitch, and my dad has massive anger issues.
>> Anonymous
To have a guy tell me how retarded I am, tease me, and fight with me.

But later, he'd sigh and smile gently, patting my head saying, "You're such a dork..."
>> Anonymous
>>702292
lol. So far it has been women that are 10+ years older than me, simply because girls my own age (mid-late teens) tend to suck in general.

>>702293
Heheh XD Power to you. I guess I have just lost faith in young women right now...

Other than that though, I like to spoil my girlfriends... when I get my own place, I'd love to run her a hot bubble bath, with the full works... rose petals, scented oils...the bathroom would be lit by the gentle glow of candles... then later, we'd share a home cooked dinner together, candle-lit again, accompanied by good conversation... just me and her, together *long sigh* ahhh...
>> Anonymous
I just want someone I can call "nii-nii" in secret.

Yes, I'm a weeaboo.
>> Anonymous
>>702302
One day you'll have your own place, and you can put all that stuff behind you =] I know it's hard, but keep smiling no matter what!
>> Anonymous
Ironically, I found someone I LOVE... as in, have been in love with for years (7 years), through a ton of s***, and still... we're always there for each other, even if we're not formally a couple at the time.

The funny thing is, he's the complete opposite of what any of my ronery fantasies are, lol!

Fantasy: spontaneously romantic, cuddly, surprises me with romantic stuff

Reality: Sarcastic little creep who makes me laugh all the time. Doesn't take anything seriously, but is always there for me at the end of the day
>> Anonymous
>>702307
luckily I got that one loyal friend and my mother to help.
>> Anonymous
>>702310
opposites attract I guess.
>> Anonymous
Another weird one. I want to catch a fainting girl and then carry her to a bed and stay by her side till she wakes up.
>> Anonymous
>>702313
Yeah, lol. He infuriates me, but if he disappeared from my life, I'd be broken.
>> Anonymous
>>702305
If good conversation involves talking about the most gross things imaginable, the best way to kill someone, what would happen if we put batteries in the microwave, or how we'll survive a zombie attack...

....'sup.
>> Anonymous
>>702313
Good :3
>> Anonymous
>>702306
^^^/c/ - Anime/cute^^^

Glad you could make it.
>> Anonymous
>>702317
Stuff like that, yeah xD Well, it doesn't have to be gross, but I meant "good" as in interesting conversation. At that point it would probably be mainly "what I'm going to do to you for dessert" stuff tbh, lol! My main ronery fantasy is making a girl feel special, I guess... romantically, personally and erm... bedroomly >.> >.> .>.>
>> KZN
>>702297
Ah, well...that's no reason to hold back. Going through with something even if it's awkward just shows the person how much you care.
>> Anonymous
Reserved kissing. Not this slurping crap you see all over TV. I want her to just be calm... Just to be that close together... *sigh*
>> Anonymous
In the morning, we go to IHOP and have pancakes.
Then we go to a theme park and ahve a blast.
Pizza Hut for dinner.
AND SHE EATS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Right now I just want to hold someone close...
>> Anonymous
I want a guy with long, jet black, non-dyed, non-emofag hair that's an intellectual and appreciates my weeaboo-ism and my dominatrix tendencies.

That is all.
>> Anonymous
>>702320
I'd honestly get nervous if a guy started talking to me like that. I mean, I'd like it, I just wouldn't know what to do or say back.

I can hang with guys, and do stupid shit with em, but if one started to 'woo' me, I'd freak out and just sit there, blushing like crazy.
>> Anonymous
Wake up with her straddling one of my legs, her head on my chest...

/c/omrades, why do the assholes of the world get all the girls?
>> Anonymous
>>702327
Obviously I wouldn't say stuff like that if I hadn't been with her for a while and we weren't actively... y'know, lol.

Sorry, I wasn't thinking about some random girl. More like a long-term partner.

I'm not a guy btw =D
>> Anonymous
>>702326
I have short hair, thats a very dark shade of brown, almost black. aside from that I fit right into that description, and femdom happens to be fetish.
>> Anonymous
>>702329

in b4 Nice Guys, etc.
>> Anonymous
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Lap pillow or holding hands while rollerblading.

Or sitting across from me at the table and telling me that my cooking is great. Though to be honest, girls have done this before, but usually because they were simply enjoying the novelty of a guy cooking - no feeling there.
I want it to be that one and that one alone ;_;

Dammit, now the coffee tastes bad.
>> Anonymous
/c/ I love this thread.

I'm a girl who's shy around guys and all of these sound so nice.
I'd love to date a younger guy after finding out he liked me for awhile but was shy about the age difference.
>> Anonymous
>>702326
Oh yes, black hair and glasses for me.
>> Savage
>>702335
How old are you?

Also, the number of lesbians in this thread is highly satisfactory =D
>> Anonymous
>>702336
and I also have glasses.
>> Anonymous
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>>701928
Sex and love with these two.
>> KZN
>>702327
Oh god, I'm exactly the same. I'm very shy when it comes to those things, but I can screw around doing stupid shit just fine.
>>702329
The assholes get all the girls because they come across as more confident, I think. Then again, I think the whole "assholes get all the girls" thing isn't as true as a lot of people think.
>> Anonymous
>>702330
I've fallen for a girl before.

The only thing is though, I thought she was a guy at first, then I started not to care what gender she was. Then she had to go and get married. >:
>> Anonymous
>>702334
I've been in love with this one guy for years. We were like that, but then he got testicular cancer, and he still doesn't know whether he can have kids yet (which is his dream). He's been pushing me away for the past few months because he thinks I'll leave him if he can't have kids v_v I told him he's the one, one and only, he laughed and said, "if you were a guy saying that to a girl, or if you weren't young and attractive, that would be damned creepy". Then he walked off and I haven't seen him for days. I phoned and he said he was "flattered by my attention" but doesn't understand why I just want to be with him. This is horrible! BAD CANCER! >_< Everything is different now. ;-;
>> Anonymous
>>702343
lol, if it's a random guy, I'd slap him across the face >_< If it was someone I was in love with, I'd jump him >_>
>> Anonymous
>>702345
tell him you don't care if he can't have kids, you will still love him regardless and you feel that your losing him. just be honest.
>> Anonymous
>>702320
Now it makes my candle lit dinner thing seem wholly unromantic... u_u I'd only ever be suggestive with a girl if I knew she liked it. Also, we'd have to be in love.

I don't really like receiving when something happens, I like giving pleasure... I see it as another form of showing love/affection, not something dirty... a physical way of saying "I love you".
>> Anonymous
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>>702327
Holy crap, if I were one of your friends, I would do that second thing to you and put you on the spot every once in a while, just to screw with you.

I sound like such a terrible person. Here /c/, have some hover girl.
>> Anonymous
It's not so much I want a nice guy or asshole, but a kinda guy that knows his way. Has seen the world, and been through life, understands things most people wouldn't.

He'd never sugar-coat anything, and just tell me how it is, and even teach me things about life.

Also, he'd be sadistic, into hand-cuffs and rope, but has a wee bit of romance in him. Just a bit.

Asking for too much? Yes. Yes I am. But fuck you guys, this is a fantasy thread, right? ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>702345
Keep trying keep trying keep trying keep trying keep trying keep trying keep trying keep trying keep trying keep trying keep trying
>> Savage
>>702321
Guess you're right...I'd still have to wait until the time were right, though.
>> Anonymous
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To be held, especially while sleeping, or those kisses when the guy takes the girl's face in his hands and kisses her.

So... ronery ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>702349
Oh, I have been honest. I always am with him =] I think he's just wrapped up in his own insecurities right now, and depressed that he might not be able to fulfill his dream of becoming a father. I want to help him, but it seems like he pushes me away every time I try... I know not to take it personally, but... v.v I just want to help him, and be there for him always...
>> Anonymous
I think I'll go kill myself, then.
>> Anonymous
>>702357
That actually sounds like me. Too bad you're Anonymous and not IRL.
>> Anonymous
>>702356
Oh, you suck. ;_;

But then I'd go to bed happy with a false belief that a guy was actually hitting on me. I've always been in the "friend" catagory.
>> Anonymous
>>702356
LOL! I do that with my female friends... particularly the ones with homophobic tendencies (I'm a bisexual female). Buahahahaha!
>> Anonymous
>>702367
Aww, you seem sweet. I'd hug you ^.^ miaow miaow! This is lesbian lurker btw >_>

>_> >_> >_>
>> Anonymous
>>702365
Then how about a game of...pretend?
>> Anonymous
>>702345
FFS, just adopt a Chinese baby or something.

Shit, since we're all weaboo here, I'm going to have to say this: If there is one thing that awful series Chobits (in before things) did right was the whole "loving somebody despite the fact that they might not be able to give you the one thing you desire" thing. Chitose couldn't bear children but the doc loved her anyways. I think he had the same thing in mind for their robot kids when he strategically placed their reset buttons on their vagOOOs - ie. Hideki or whoever the fuck finds them can only be their special person if they can accept the fact they won't be able to fuck the realdolls.

Also, discussion? On /c/? It's more likely than you think.
>> KZN
>>702359
Yeah. Timing can be important...just don't stall yourself. Once you gather up the confidence, don't back down and just go through with it.

Also, I've thought of another one. I've always just wanted to simply take a walk with someone. It'd be sometime in the fall, a clear day with a nice cold breeze. And we'd be walking to the store or something. Just talking and fooling around.
>> Anonymous
>>702373
I came.
>> Anonymous
>>702362
Why? ;-;
>> Anonymous
>>702375
Yeah, the problem is, he wants biological children. We've talked about it a lot... he says he wants at least one child of his own, after that, he's okay for adoption. It's tearing into him that he might not be able to fulfill his dream.
>> Anonymous
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>>702367
And I'd probably go to bed thinking you knew it was a joke and not worrying about it, which probably leaves you more hurt in the long run.

...have some more hover girl /c/. Er, crashed hover girl. It's what she gets for packing so much weight on the leg part with the lowest max leg weight stat in the game.
>> Anonymous
>>702377
lol! XD Ahh, all this ronery talk makes me want to cuddle on the sofa with another girl... ;-;

Just thought of another thing... someone said something about walking... I wanna walk in the snow at night with a girl, holding each other close as we shiver lightly under the moonlight...
>> Anonymous
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>>702374
>Then how about a game of...pretend?
I know where this is going.

Also, contributing to the thread, someone who will just "hang loose" - none of this 2 hours preparing to go to the mall. Fuck, I'm there, who else do you need to impress?
>> Anonymous
Wow.....I'm reading all of these things and all i have to say is atleast you guys/gals have made some kind of mark in time.......personally i feel like i've been transparent my whole life...constantly ignored....in high school i had no friends, i just read books....and kept to myself
>> Anonymous
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Well, I'd really like to sit in a guy's lap while he hugs me...
But I'm not sure I'll ever be able to find love since I have an anxiety disorder and dating is too stressful for me to handle... I've tried dating before but I was so nervous and anxious all the time that I couldn't even sleep or concentrate on my homework. But I've already come to terms with the possibility of never being able to date.
>> Anonymous
>>702383
he could try saving his sperm for later if thats possible.
>> Anonymous
>>702385
Also, kissing her under the Eiffel Tower before getting down on my knees and asking her to spend the rest of my life with her...

... >.> need.to.find.someone.special.

<.< ........! Lesbians, bisexual girls GO!
>> Anonymous
I want someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be ok.
>> Anonymous
>>702387
oh and on top of that i'm incredibly shy..........i work in a bakery when this really beautiful girl comes in my face pretty much turns red and i kinda hide behind the breads and when she tries to start conversations with me i barely manage to answer.....
>> Anonymous
>>702389
Yeah, he had the option to do that before he had the operation/radiotherapy/chemo. But it cost too much money. Now he can't do anything except just wait and find out x_x
>> Anonymous
>>702389
Dude, it takes a bit of patience to do that. See the "no fapping" challenges that pop up every now and then. But with the right mindset, it's feasible.
>> Anonymous
>>702390
> <.< ........! Lesbians, bisexual girls GO!
Normally this would warrant a "gb2/u/", but I guess this can slide.
>> Anonymous
>>702392
OH MY GOD. If I wasn't so lesbian I would totally be after you... you sound, perfect x_x sweet, shy, quiet, likes to read............ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>702339

I'm too young for this fantasy to work right now. (Nineteen)
>> Anonymous
>>702392
Eh, you just need to work on your conversation ability a bit. Just make sure you're still working while you talk. My boss would probably make sure I'm never found if he caught me talking and not working.
>> Anonymous
>>702392
Oh man, you sound like me two years ago.
If you think you will blush, you WILL FUCKING BLUSH. Expose yourself to more people - it can work to inhibit the reaction.
>> Anonymous
>>702395
lol... XD this thread is making me ronrier v.v I need a girl...
>> Savage
Fortunately looks like most of you are just having confidence issues...I'm not even very confident with my looks ;__;
>> Anonymous
>>702396
again due to the fact of having 0 social skills....i would most likely be hiding......
>> Anonymous
>>702395
Normally, there'd be quite a bit of saging from all the XD and the D: and the other expressions.
>> Anonymous
To fall asleep in a guys lap. but not just any guy.. it has to be the guy i love... not gonna happen tho, he's 22 and i'm 16.

also, i'm a lesbian for little girls.

;_;
>> Semblance !/EEKhKdsSI
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I am enjoying this thread. It makes me d'aww while feeling simultaneously melancholy.

>>702362
Get back in here and sit the hell down. Have a cup of joe.
>> Anonymous
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A girl taller than myself. Not very hard, seeing as I'm not that tall to begin with. However, the challenge lies in finding someone interested in a short dude who looks several years younger than he is.
>> Savage
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This thread is really starting to remind me why I love Anonymous so much.

Hugs for everybody!
>> Anonymous
>>702392
I love making guys blush...

I want to watch the sun set with a guy, his arms around me... then sit all night talking about random stuff... then watch the sun rise again...
>> Anonymous
you know when a girl has her legs wrapped around a guy in the heat of passion during sex? I want that only I don't care about sex. she can be playful or just something.
>> Anonymous
I'd love to say the right thing when someone is crying. To kiss away the tears
>> Anonymous
>>702402
Ahh well, I'd just have to extract you from your hiding place and talk to you for 9 hours straight until you finally got out of your shell a bit, buahaha. TIE YOU TO A CHAIR, DAMN IT! >.> *cough cough*
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Pic related. Except maybe without the bite marks. And only one girl.
>> Anonymous
>>702402
Well, I'd just have to extract you from your hiding place, and talk to you for 12 hours straight about random stuff, until you clambered out of your shell, or tried to jump off a bridge for being talked to for 12 hours straight about random stuff
>> Anonymous
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Waking up to her watching me after I'd fallen asleep on my workbench. Then teasing me as I attempt to wipe up the drool.

Oh man, that was really specific. An heroing imminent.
>> Anonymous
>>702387
oh btw my fantasy would be being able to carry a conversation with said girl
>> Anonymous
>>702415
I would pay money to watch you do this to him.
>> Anonymous
>>702421
Waa, it said the first one hadn't posted >.>

>>702414That's damned sweet

Another thing... being out on a boat at night, with a girl, not out on the sea alone, but within a cute little harbour, filled with lights that reflect off the dark water of the sea... sharing an embrace together as we watch the stars and listen to the sounds of the waves.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>702415
>>702421
There must be a strapon involved, else your threats to him are empty words.
>> Anonymous
my fantasy is to have a sort of bonnie and clyde like thing where my gal and I go on all sorts of crime fun and then spend a romantic evening taking turns beating some random guy, listening to 30's music as I slam my foot on the gas while she shoots a tommy gun at the coppers.....
Okay that last part I typed just for fun but still it would be fun.
>> Anonymous
>>702427
inb4 "Kiss the Girl" and SHALALALA
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Dancing. That is all.
>> Savage
>>702432
Oh sweet jesus I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>702431
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>702432
I was about to post those lyrics but man, I don't even feel like it.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>702429lulz

I feel better about today now after reading this thread. Wanting a partner, but feeling slightly better about humans in general. Thanks /c/, hugs for all!

Lesbian chick is going out to look for other lesbian chicks now. Wh00t!
>> Savage
>>702443
Agreed. I seriously want to get to know all of you better now ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>702432
lol! I'll make sure she's a red-haired chick
>> KZN
>>702446
Well, see, that's what I like about /c/. We can have discussions like these and get to know each other on an individual basis. And everyone's nice.

Here's to the best board on 4chan!
>> Anonymous
>>702443
shyguy wishes you good luck!!
>> Anonymous
>>702446
Except for me. I'm not interesting and a bit disgusting.

Granted, this is 4chan, but still.
>> Savage
>>702450
You think you're gross? I could say the same for myself, but I digress.

>>702448
That goes double for you =D
>> Anonymous
>>702440
wut is this?
>> Anonymous
>>702452
Baccano...^^
>> Anonymous
>>702451
I think we're all kinda disgusting, but some of us are a bit more ashamed than others, so they push it down and hide it well. It annoys me that I can face rl perma-shun for finding something like public execution interesting. And not some lame boring firing squad crap, like a hanging. Or maybe a beheading.
>> Savage
>>702457
Actually, what I meant was being gross on a more physical level...so yeah.
>> Shyguy
>>702458
>>702457
well if you do look at it we all have something we don't like about ourselves.....it's human nature
>> Anonymous
I want a man who will share a sexy body pillow with me. ;_;
>> Savage
>>702461
...why not just use HIM as a body pillow?
>> Anonymous
>>702462

Because i'm very attached to my body pillow?
>> MF8
This is becoming more ronery than fantasy
<3 /c/

I guess mine would be to fall asleep with a girl in a random place (since I'm the type to fall asleep everywhere regardless =| )
>> Anonymous
i would just like to kiss a kawaii girl, just once~~
>> Savage
Oh yeah, I guess I forgot to elaborate on the fantasy part. Let's see...
...honestly, I wouldn't mind so much even if we weren't an item, I just want to spend more time with her, go out, do fun stuff together, make her laugh, etcetera. At that point I'd consider actually dating her to be just a bonus, like a cherry on top.
>> Kiiyo
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Hehe, I love this thread

Mine is really just a girl who doesn't take everything too sexually. A nice pat on the butt, to me, shouldn't be such a big deal, it's just something nice to do, mebe with a little teasing and laughing along.
But then again, I'm a guy who doesn't believe in taking life too seriously, and hates drama in any form or degree.
Like, I have a girl friend whose back I used to give back massages, but as of a few years ago (I'm 17 and she's 18, so this is when we were like 13 and 14) she's just become way too self-conscious about something like that being sexual.
Sensual > Sexual
I mean, a girl that will jump onto my bed and sit on me to wake me up, fall asleep in my lap, try to cook for me but fail miserably yet cutely, name most any ronery fantasy, and I've had it, because ronery is the best, because ronery is just nice

Luckily, as an aspiring mangaka, I have the ability to see all my ronery fantasies come to life, it's a great form of venting, I just wish I could draw better so I didn't need an artist to draw what I write, then I could get into my favorite parts and not have to share them with anybody ;_;
But unluckily, due to.. certain things, I can't have a girlfriend myself. It's a long story, I'm a little too lazy to get into it right now

Pic more relate than anything I've ever done
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I've always wanted a girl to clean out my ears while my head is on her lap.

Yes. Really.
>> Savage
>>702474
I chuckle'd.
>>702473
I know what you mean. Don't lose hope yet, though, and you'll be a lot less ronery before you even notice.
>> Anonymous
I-in my case, I would like to, at the end of my life, have someone who loves me enough to stay with me while I'm dying. ... Which isn't really "romantic" is it? Um...

Erm... I guess my ronery fantasy would be getting pushed up against a wall by my boyfriend and thoroughly kissed, just out of the blue. M-maybe a tree, if we were walking outside. And being bitten, getting hickeys, or tackled to the ground - that sort of play-roughness is something I'd like to have with a guy.

;_; I want someone to tell me "You're mine"... But I'm too shy to ask for that sort of thing. I mean, for example, I wanted to tell my boyfriend that his kisses made me dizzy (in a good way <3) and I only managed after two days of trying.
>> Savage
>>702476
Okay now this thread is just starting to taste like diabeetus.
Cute stuff though =D
>> KZN
>>702476
Oh my god, I want that to happen to me...
Anyways, since people are sharing stories too, I guess I will too. Sort of a ronery-fantasy turned reality, but only kinda. I've always wanted to be carried by a guy...

Lemme just say before I start...I like someone-- a sarcastic, jovial, teasing motherfucker of an asshole who infuriates the fuck outta me. Well, anyways, he and a group of our friends were out late at night just doing stupid shit... We had just come from IHOP, and after filling ourselves up, we were having too much fun, and even at nearly 2 AM, no one wanted to turn in and go home.
And so, after a bit of discussion on where we should go, we picked the laundry room/pool house at my old apartment complex. When we got there, we parked in an unused spot. I left my shoes in the car. We hung out in the pool house for a bit before we wandered across the street onto the small playground.
It was quiet now. I stepped over to the swings, throwing one over the top bar to increase the height before sitting down, pulling my feet across the ground gently to rock back and forth. I listened to the old, creaky chains for a lonely moment before he walked behind me and began pushing me, sending me higher into the air. Higher and higher, I felt like a little kid again, just enjoying the feeling of the air rushing by me. I leaned back in the swing, hanging nearly upside-down. It was too much fun…I didn’t want it to end.

(Gotta split it up...I typed WAAAY too much.)
>> KZN
>>702483
However, after awhile he let the swing slow. I scraped my feet against the gravel to make myself stop faster. I let the momentum die out the rest of the way.
“What now?” I asked, a question directed to anyone who cared to answer it.
“Dunno, there’s nothing really to do anywhere,” he answered, holding onto the chains of the swing.
We all sat there for several quiet moments before we had finally admitted defeat. We all began wandering back towards the car. I, however, stayed sitting on the swing for a few moments. I didn’t want to leave. Didn’t want to go home. It’s unpleasant back at home.
“I don’ wanna go home,” I mumbled the complaint.
To my surprise, he was still waiting for me. A rare show of compassion. Not something that often comes from him.
“I know that, but everyone else is leaving,” He replied. And then, “We’ll leave you here.”
So much for compassion.
I sighed and stood, crossing the little playground towards the parking lot. Just as I crossed over into the damp grass, he spoke again.
“Didn’t you say there were cockroaches around here?” He asked, only bringing it up to bother me, I knew. It was that tone in his voice again. Playful. Taunting. “Aren’t they in the grass?”
I would have been fine had he not brought it up, but he knew full well that I was deathly afraid of those…things, and now I was paranoid. Taking advantage of the park bench situated right outside the playground’s wooden border in the grass, I yelped and jumped up onto it, peering around suspiciously into the grass. He chuckled.
>> Anonymous
Relaxing on a couch with a girl against my chest, reading together. Brushing back the hair around her face with my fingers. And her running her fingers through my hair while my head is in her lap. I think I'd have the best sleep evar.
>> KZN
>>702486
“It’s not funny,” I grumbled.
He stepped up sideways to the bench. “Fine, then.” He said simply.
I didn’t understand what he meant. “Eh?” I looked at him, puzzled.
He gestured towards his back. “C’mon, let’s go.” He said. “We gotta hurry, everyone’s by the car already.”
“Huh?” My face grew red. Thank God it was dark. I was playing dumb now, and I’m not even sure why.
He sighed, in a dammit-can’t-you-take-a-hint type of way. “Get on. Let’s go.”
“Oh,” I muttered, climbing onto him gingerly as he took hold of his legs.
He began walking towards the car. We were right against each other, closer than we’ve ever been; I could even feel his heartbeat resound through my own chest. We were close, so very, very close. I could feel the heat from my face spread down my neck. It was nice, I liked being so close, and yet it was scary. Two conflicting emotions. Hard to understand, hard to sort out.
I’ve always wanted to be carried like that by the person I like. Finally, it happened, something so special to me…and yet, I doubt it meant anything to him. Simply an offhand choice, an easy option. Nothing special, nothing meaningful.

Now I probably won't even get to see him for awhile...because technically he's my brother's friend, not mine, and my brother's on a trip halfway across the country. I don't think he wants to hang out with just me, and I'm really shy about contacting him, so...yeah. ;_;
>> Savage
>>702486
Aw geez, that was diabetically adorable ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>702483

I know what you mean. I always fall for the cruel, sarcastic, cold ones. There was this one time I really fell in love with a guy like that, and he wouldn't let him touch me (I hug everyone), or sit next to him of couches or anything. So I would just quietly sit on the floor by his feet. ... He got mad at me for that, too.

But, we're good friends now! So I guess there was sort of a happy ending.
>> Kiiyo
>>702488
Oh wow, that really reminds me of two different stories, one that's a little too long, the other not quite in /c/ontext

But really, I love it, call him, I can't say it'll be the same for your brother, but I always think it's really nice when two people I know get together
>> Savage
Might as well start typing short stories here.

About this girl I'm hopelessly crushing on...I knew her mostly through the internets for ages, and even when I was supposedly in a long-distance relationship with someone else, she'd still make me feel completely unlike anyone else. We'd been dreaming about getting together for ages, and just last summer we actually did. There was an anime convention in a city nearby, so she figured she could stop by my place and stay for a while as a short distraction I guess. The few days I spent with her were some of the best of the whole summer, mostly just consisting of gaming, specifically Guitar Hero, watching anime, walking around town, dining, shopping, going to the movies, minigolf...basically like an elongated three-day date, if you want to call it that. Some of the time I wondered if I was being a bother on her, but whatever crap I tried to pull she didn't seem to mind, so I went with it.
Unfortunately, even though we had plans for her to stop by this year as well, she eventually didn't show up...which is part of the reason why I'm all rolled up in a big ball of wangst and ronery right now.
>> Anonymous
>>702490
Argh. I meant he wouldn't let me touch him. *headdesk* Way too early in the morning for coherency.
>> Kiiyo
>>702493
Aaw, now you've given me an insatiable urge to know why, why diddn't she show up???
>> KZN
>>702493
Aww...do you know why she didn't show up?
>> Savage
>>702498
Long story short, there was a music festival in town she missed last year because she was carting herself all over the country to go to the anime convention last year, and she probably just wanted to go there this year instead.
A weaker man than I might take that as a sign of neglect, but...eh, whatever.
>> KZN
>>702491
I'm planing on calling him sometime this weekend...
That is unless I pussy out on it...cause somehow I always think he doesn't want to talk to me or be near me at all. I don't want to be an annoyance to him...
>> Kiiyo
>>702502
Well if you two had such a good time, perhaps aforementioned 'long distance relationship' could have spontaneously disappeared?
>> KZN
>>702502
Ah, well...don't be too hard on yourself. Do you still talk to her often?
>> Kiiyo
>>702504
And I wish you luck, and hope you don't pussy out ~_^
>> Savage
>>702505
The aforementioned long distance relationship did, in fact, dissapear altogether...mostly because I was really just fooling myself about being in love with her (when it was, of course, the other person I wanted) and I was young and stupid to begin with when I started that relationship.
>> Savage
>>702508
Not as often as I should. She never seems to answer my phone calls...which I pray to the bottom of my heart isn't deliberate...and she never shows up on Messenger and the like either.
>> KZN
>>702509
Thanks. :3 I'll try...
>>702511
Aw, well, I don't think it's intentional. Since you had so much fun last year, I doubt she's decided just to ignore you.

Anyways, I gotta get to bed...it's almost 5 AM. G'night, guys.
>> Kiiyo
>>702511
Oow
I know what it's like to have it seem like the person is avoiding you, I know there's a girl I've liked a long time (Who, subsequently, I also met online, and only lives like an hour from me), and I really can't say I tried anywhere near obsessively, ass can't be in a relationship right now, but whatever attempts at contacting her seemed to fall on deaf ears
Actually, I'm in a pretty good mood today because today is the first day in nearly a month that we've talked, and it was really nice

>>702512
'kay, nighty night
>> Savage
>>702513
Thanks for the kind words, I'll try and stay hopeful =D

Readng back on the previous comments...why exactly can't you have a girlfriend anyway?
>> Anonymous
I want to ride a NICE BOAT after a date with my boyfriend's ex girlfriend.
>> Kiiyo
>>702514
Hehe, very long story, and it has a lot to do with hypocrisy, loyalty, fear, and laziness
Also, I don't really so much mind talking about it, but I don't think a public - and widely anonymous - board is the place
>> Savage
>>702516
Any chance of just getting the tl;dr version, then?
Come on, we won't laugh...at you.
>> Anonymous
>>702488
woah! do you hang out on 99 too? o.o
i remember reading a post about someone who liked to hang out with their brother and his friends, but wouldnt get to see his friends for awhile because he was going across the country for a girl...
could be totalllyyy random though... ._.
>> Anonymous
My ronery fantasy is to hold the girl I love in my arms and listen to her drone on and on about unimportant things for hours without stop. She never wants to just talk though. ;_;
>> Kiiyo
>>702517
I wasn't so worried about being laughed at, I was just too lazy to actually type it (I'm an annoyingly slow typer)
But oh well

So I have no idea where it started really, but one of the major reasons is time. It's not that I don't want to devote time to a girl, in my opinion that is a privilege and would be very nice. But really, it's time for my friends. I'm not trying to sound all mighty when I say this, but I truly am very popular. I have many friends that I enjoy spending a lot of time with.
It's for their sake (or perhaps their fault) partially, and I'll use one of them as my example. He very much loves his girlfriend, more so than I would have expected someone like him to be able to love at our age. He talks to her on the phone all the time and spends every moment possible with her. it's that actually, though sweet, that turns me bitter. He is usually one of the last to leave school every day, always hanging around with everyone and having fun, but lately namily, since hooking up) it's almost as if we're inconsequential to him, and he's never around. And when we hang out, like 50% of the time he'll be on the phone with her. I understand wanting to talk to her, but I think he just goes overboard, and needs to realize his priority when hanging out with a friend is... well, hanging out with said friend.
>> Kiiyo
>>702524
Also, as for my case, I've long ago decided that my friends are easily the most important thing in my life - yes, possibly even more than family. I can't stand the idea of not always being available to hang out, etc. Now, I could probably juggle that with a girlfriend with relative ease, but I've become somewhat angry at the aforementioned friend, as well as a few others like him, so that really the concept of a relationship - for me anyway - has become something of a taboo. I'd have to be really pissed at myself at being a hypocrite if I were to have a relationship because, well, I would very much want to devote myself to her fully.
It's not that I just plain don't like relationships, I just don't like the repercussions they cause for those around you, and Ii's not in my moral reasoning to be able to favor one friend - even with the status of girlfriend - above the others.

Now, that probably made almost no sense, since that was only one of the reasons (albeit a very main reason), that is based in some of the other reasons, but nonetheless a reason why I just don't think relationships are for me.
>> Savage
>>702524
So basically you're afraid of Yoko Ono syndrome?
>> Kiiyo
>>702526
Sure, why not
But just for future reference, what is that?
>> Savage
>>702527
Remember what happened to the Beatles after John Lennon hooked up with Yoko Ono?
Yeah.
>> Anonymous
LOL FAGGOTS
>> Savage
And it looks like we're autosaging now, so thanks for playing, everyone!
>> Kiiyo
>>702528
Um... ok?
Again, that's a little older than my frame of consciousness
And like I said there are other reasons, but it took me two posts just for that much
And I'm also not a fan of being public about this type of stuff, even my friends don't know about my reasoning, they just find me strange for claiming celibacy and turning down the various confessions - though expectedly few - that come my way
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
That pretty much sums it up for me.

;_;
>> Anonymous
?
>> Anonymous
>>702528
Um...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Dancing with a girl on top of a building at night,
No one but each other there.

God I'm so ronery ;_;
>> Anonymous
okay, here it goes

Every time I kiss a girl, the thing that goes through my mind, is that even though we're so close, we're yet so far away. We're both walled into out own little world -what little can be said with words, and senses, doesn't, in any way, measure up to the amount of flow going through the other side of our skull.
To sum it up, my ronery fantasy is to hook up with a girl in full senses -not limited to the ability of our bodies, but what is enabled by our minds. Full intellect, full senses, every piece of emotions.
>> Anonymous
have a shrine maiden harem
>> Anonymous
>>702529
No, you are the faggots.
>> Anonymous
I like lurking in this thread. <33
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
Well yeah, just holding girl in your arms while watching movie, getting kiss once in a while, just normal stuff like that. I guess I want someone to love and to be loved etc.

Of course sex wouldnt be bad thing too ^^
>> KZN
>>702521
Huh...was it>>698357?
If so, yeah, that was me.

Also, I think we should make a second thread. (I like talking to you guys...)
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703025

Indeed, new thread would be nice.
>> KZN
New thread here:>>703041!
>> Anonymous
archived