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This must have happened back in the year of 1994. It was a lovely summer afternoon, down in Orlando, Florida. I remember the moment like it was yesterday, because it was so epic. So there i was snowboarding, a DS and a PSP in my hands, i was playing both at the same time. How you ask? I'm from the future, of course. So there i was, playing Ouendan 2 with one hand, God of War PSP in the other, when all of a sudden a fucking shark starts to chase me. What do i do? Its a fucking shark, and we all know sharks worst enemies are PSP's, so i throw mine at him. Then i remembered that sharks hate PSP's, so it only made i go faster. So i'm boarding as fast as i can, when captain planet shows up. He says he'll help me, but only if i give him my DS. I knew that he just wanted my Ouedan 2 and turned him down. The jerk then proceeds to hit me off my board and flys away. Good thing i used Lynel's official watersafe fluid on my DS before i left from the future.

So there i am, face to face with a shark, the battle of my life was about to begin. Later i would find out that i'd have an even more epic battle for my life, but thats later, this is now. All of a sudden, this shark challenges me to a game of blitzball. I'm all like "blitzball is for fags" and the sharks like "nuh uh" so i take the challenge. I totally schooled it 5 to 0, and its all like "bawwwww" and runs away. I swim out and get back my PSP, minus the game. I think jaffe from that present time stole it, only to then make the God of War games, what a jerk, i was at the last boss too.