Anon, you arrive home one evening to find an incredibly cute maid, roughly between the ages of thirteen or fourteen laying on your couch, watching TV and eating a bag of chips. You don't recall ever hiring a maid and this person is obviously someone you don't know.As you enter the room, she greets you with a lazy wave, muttering "Heya."What do you do?ITT: Maids
fuck the chips eat the girl clean the couch
gb2/kitchen
don't feel like dumping the resthttp://iitran.secchan.net/img/res/3840.htmlof course my response is to get her the riderman attachments
Ask if she was a robot from the future sent to kill me.
Respond with "'sup" and go about my business.
>>746710that happens more then you think
Contemplate the kind of God that would prove their existence to me by granting, out of all of my wishes, this one.Not that I would question said God's judgment, mind you.
>>746943Maybe God is punishing the little girl?
13 or 14? Nothing. 21 year old maid? Yes please.
13 or 14? I call Child Protective Services on her ass.
I ask her where her mommy is.
>>746685My response:........................................Hello?
>>746685Been reading Maid Bride, OP?
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