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Ronery Fantasies Thread Anonymous
ITT: We discuss our ronery fantasies. Relationship troubles and other such related material is fine too.

We have an IRC channel: #ronery-anons on irc.rizon.net


Pic related: to comfort a crying girl.
>> Anonymous
We miss you Jumi. If you see this drop by the IRC again.
>> KZN
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>>796013
Seconded! Come back and hang out with us again, Jumi!
>> Anonymous
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To have a girl to talk to, the kind that laughs and has fun. To care for, and be cared for.

Instead I just have socially awkward stalkers. Woo.
>> Zdenek
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Pic also related: A catgirl or any girl looking at me and not being grossed out.
>> Anonymous
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Let's try something new.

Tell us your romantic or happy stories as well. It don't have to be anything big, maybe somebody just said something that made you feel warm inside or somebody was kind enough to help you when you drop your bag and you falled in love. Anything like that.
>> Anonymous
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This. ;_;

Stories? This isn't really romantic, but maybe it'll make someone laugh?

Well, aaaages ago in my first years of school I was about 14 and I really liked this boy called Matt. Apparently it was obvious that he liked me back, but I wasn't so sure.

One day, it was near the end of lunch so I was walking towards my form room and Matt was the only one there. He asked me if I wanted to go out with him. What did I say? "No it's too cold outside".

Yes I was fucking stupid.
>> Anonymous
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>>793674
is it facepalm stories now? I also did something like that when I was 14 ;_;

Got a completely random phone call one night from a girl I didn't know, she introduced herself as Valerie and asked 'Are you busy right now?'

I, being a complete idiot, answered 'Yes'

Never heard from her again ;_;

Valerie, if you're reading this somehow, I'm really sorry! I know that must've taken courage too ;_; ;_;
>> Anonymous
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>>796363
I got to comfort a crying girl the other day ^^

Well, she was only 9 years old, got scratched by a cat... but that counts too right?

inb4 kona-dad "I am also a lolicon"
>> Anonymous
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God, these threads make me so depressed, but I follow them anyway.

My ronery fantasy is to wake up next to a girl who loves me.
>> Aro !!tth/tv+hsYe
>>796374
>"No, it's too cold outside"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Anonymous
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>>796374

you win, yes you :D
>> KZN
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>>796374
Ha, I feel sorta bad for laughing...I'm sorry.

Anyway, I'd share, but...I'm pretty sure all of you guys have heard all my whining already. As for happy things, I guess there were some of those...

"You guys aren't gonna ditch me, are you?"
"'Course not, you're our token female. :D"

Not that important, really, but it made me feel good. It's a compliment, coming from him. Implied I had some sort of worth or place...
>> Anonymous
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>>796029
I appreciate you're being serious (assuming anyway) but I automatically thought of this picture with your last line.
>> Anonymous
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When I confessed to the person I liked while we were dancing, the person didn't abandon me in the middle of the dance floor, and actually pulled me closer and held me tighter even though the person didn't reciprocate my feelings.

Not the happiest of stories, but it was more than enough for me.
>> Anonymous
A few years ago I was sitting in my backyard (lived right by a beach at the time) on a breakwall with my best friend, watching the sun go down. She cuddled up really close, and told me she loved me. I put my arm around her, told her I loved her too, and we kept watching it.

Then she whispered something to the effect of "If you tell anyone I was acting the way I am, I'll tear your dick off."

Oddly enough, it did not kill the mood.
>> Anonymous
buncha fags...
>> Anonymous
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>>796999
Sounds like something out of a story :(

I don't really have any stories, but I do fantasize a lot about just... connecting with someone I guess.
>> APPLE CRISIS
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>>796363

I have this one girl who sits beside me during my IT class. She is one of the most talented, pretty and interesting individual that I have ever met. Not only she was interesting, she was also a rival. We had the same art classes. The both of us are always among the top achievers in class. But no matter what; she was better than me.

Sometimes we worked together in groups or pairs for a project. Whenever she grabbed a hold of some arts and crafts, she could make the most creative things that I would ever see.

Not really a ronery fanasty; but I could use some help whether or not I hate or love her.
>> Anonymous
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I was dateless for most of my life. Completely. Utterly. Then, I and a guy were mashed together by some mutual friends. I said yes to him when he asked me out because he seemed nice and he was HILARIOUSLY funny. It wasn't until about a month in that he showed his true colors - he was a truly awful person. There was a lot of emotional abuse and I eventually left him.

Unfortunately, during that first month where he was still being nice, I received a message on my myspace from a guy in one of my college classes. It was sweet and he was obviously embarrassed and a little awkward but it was so touching. He said he liked me and could we maybe go out to dinner or a movie some time. Of course I had to tell him no, I'm dating someone.

He seemed so unbelievably nice. If only he'd waited a month and a half more to send that message, I could have said yes. Instead I had to turn him down because I was dating an absolute jerk who was pretending at the time to be sweet.

The message-sender ended up dropping out of the class while I was absent due to sickness, and then I had to drop out too. I don't go to school there anymore, but I'd look for him in the halls when I did. I never saw him.

His myspace account he messaged me on is set to private, but his picture is now of him with a girl kissing, so...

:(
>> Anonymous
When I was in high school, there was a girl I liked - a lot - but never got the courage to ask her out. One day, I was in an extremely foul mood, and I ran across her.

She kept trying to engage me in conversation but kept cutting herself off, and I was rapidly losing patience. After about 10 minutes of stop/start conversation, I lashed out at her and called her a bitch.

Turns out, she had been trying to ask me out.

Needless to say, I felt like shit.

Our senior year she had been knocked up by some asshole who left her when he found out she was pregnant. She ended up dropping out of school, and I haven't heard from her since.

Fate is a cruel bitch.

Also, the first girl I finally got the courage to ask out during my Junior year didn't even give me an answer, she just walked away. She hasn't talked to me since, even though we're still around eachother fairly often due to mutual friends. That was 8 years ago.

I have a shitty history with women.
>> Anonymous
My ronery fantasy? Can I have two, pweese? :3

Sometimes I wish I wasn't 'gifted'. I'm not bragging, it's just that people like me tend to be that kid in class who gets good grades, does well in sports, but can barely hold up a conversation with their (male) friends, let alone any girls.

Also, I wish I didn't fuck up so hard whenever I try to join a new group of people, especially online. The IRC channel probably remembers me, 'hmaninga'. I was such a fucking idiot.
>> Aro !!tth/tv+hsYe
>>797106
Yes you were.
>> Anonymous
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I spent the last minutes of Prom Night directing the one whom the object of my affections liked towards him so they could spend the last dance together. During the last song, I stood up on the stage and just watched them sway together, not quite sure whether to smile or to cry.
>> Anonymous
>>797111
I guess I am still hated, much worse than I thought.

Oops :(
>> Anonymous
>>797117
;_;
You make me sad.
>> Anonymous
>>797118
You can come back if you don't behave like an idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>797244
I can? If it's alright, I'd like to. Obviously, I'll be more mature this time.
>> KZN
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>>797333
Go ahead, if you want. :3

I figure everyone should probably be given at least a second chance.
>> Anonymous
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I remember once in high school there was this girl I really like. She sat alone in the classroom and had no friends, never talk in class and nobody talked to her. I remember she always was drawing something, guess was anime but I was no sure.

Well, it suited me because I have a hero complex.

It happened at the end of the class. It was raining till 3 on the afternoon, then it stopped. So she forgot his umbrella in the classroom. I took it and kept it in my house. The other day I gathered all my valor and talk to her; I gave her my address to go pick her umbrella.

The next day she was there, I gave her the umbrella and she started to talk with me. I was stunned, she talked a lot with me. I recall she had this amazing voice and she talked always blushing (I think so)

Then we talked at school once more. But then we kept our distance (don't know why) Also remember that she came once with a new hair cut, she was so beatiful and gourgeous that, during 30 minutes, I had a boner the size of Manhattan.

But here comes the worst. I soon find out that she left school. Then, that she tried to suicide once and failled... I was scared, so I never thought about her again..... I was so stupid.

The truth is /c/, that I don't know she is alive anymore. And I'm tormented now for the thought that maybe I could had changed her fate.
>> Anonymous
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While studying abroad three years ago my friend was suddenly dumped by her fiance. I spent a great deal of time with her after that, and a great deal more time worrying about her.

She recovers, gets another boyfriend, with whom she's been together for almost two years now. I'm happy for her.

But now I realize that I'm in love with her, and now I'm stuck between either saying as such and risking throwing her life back into chaos, or saying nothing and letting myself suffer.

On an unrelated note, it's hard being a heterosexual male who likes Aria.
>> Anonymous
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>>797489
Not one to be an altruist but, suffer alone. I wish i made that decision.

My fantasy? Thats quite simple...a girl who has no insecurities, is loyal to me (no cheating), has a good head on her shoulders etc. with the character of a humble, yet hard worker. Thats a difficult trait in most women.

All of that into a night where we both dance and have fun...and after the club, we get on my motorcycle and head out to a nice part of downtown to relax and talk.
>> Anonymous
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>>797508

samefag here

Back in 2004 i went to this anime convention (nerdy i know) with a bunch of friends and this one girl i really started to dig. I had to get her into the dancing floor when i saw her. She hesitated at first, but then she started to have fun (i'm not posting pictures of her). After the dance, there was this dumb competition to see who can jump the most, no time limit. I said meh, i'll beat these nerds.

After the event, i had big blisters on both my big toe finger(thats what i get for wearing shitty shoes) and i had to go back to the hotel room.

The girl i liked was nice enough to see me back to my hotel room. So when i take off my shoes to see the huge blisters, she freaks out and says she'll be back. She comes back with a bandages etc. and what do i know a cute girl was taking care of me, putting aside how disgusting the blister looked to take care of me. I was shocked since most girls would be grossed out by it. After that, she asked me if i was hungry so she went to get me something. We ate together on the bed and talked about random stuff.

My friends were playing some PS2 game on the same room we were in, so after the food we kept talking and we somehow ended up talking about tickling. She asked me if i was and...well..I haven't been tickled since i was a kid so she ended up tickling my stomach and arm pits. Despite my foot blisters, we ended up going from a simple tickle and many lolz to a tickling wrestling match on the bed.

Some of my friends would look at us from time to time and some of them left. After the tickling match she just kinda got tired and laid on my stomach. I started to caress her hair, wow her hair was soft ~_~
>> Anonymous
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there was this girl in my class... she liked anime, always drawing something (couldn't draw a twig to save my life); EVERY DAY I wanted to ask her out, but I was so nervous... I always imagined us living in a small, cozy apartment, (me being crazy-rich off of some invention, I never went to work), and we would spend our lives just watching tv or something, and just holding eachother...
>> Anonymous
>>797522

In after lonelyfag. q__q
>> Anonymous
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My first boyfriend came when I was in high school and happened to be a good friend of mine. The day he said yes I felt so happy I was ready to burst. We stayed together for about two months but we hadn't really gone on a true date. We had always been with other people on our outings. So he suggests we go see a movie together. I was excited and got there an hour early and wound up waiting for him for three hours. That was when I got the phone call from him telling me he wasn't able to make it. Slightly bummed I head home. Late that evening I get on the computer and get an e-mail from my boyfriend's best friend. The sum of the e-mail was basically "Sorry but he's gay. He didn't know how to tell you. I hope you don't feel too upset." My first feeling wasn't depression or sadness, it was anger. I couldn't believe he didn't tell me in person or at the very least he could have told me himself. It was later after my head had cleared that I realized that he had only gone out with me due to pity. I felt so dumb. Then he proceed to date literally all of my FEMALE friends. Yeah he's gay alright.
>> :3 !OmnOmP1cSw
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I just got dumped by not too long ago by my girl of 1 year and 7 months. 3 more days would have been our anniversary :<

I still love her, but I guess she just doesn't do the whole devotion thing. I have yet to meet a girl who can just appreciate a devoted guy. It's a pain I live with constantly, and sometimes I wonder to myself, why do I bother? All I'm good for is making other people happy, but in the process I'm almost always left in my own despair. I mean, sure I'm happy you got someone else, but I'm stuck here, alone. I hate being a third wheel more than anything else. I've always been let go for someone else, and they always break up a month or two later. Thing is when they get together she would always act like it was the best and most perfect thing ever, but not while she was with me?

And the part that makes me stupid is she always came back to me and I took her back. Sometimes, I really really hate being that way, but I can't help it. Even this is going on right now, I'm not taking her back again. I'd love to but... the fact that it's happened 3 times already is enough pain for one person.

I mean, I did what I could. I've made her into a better person, and I've also made her happy.

Still, loneliness is bitter, and I wish at night there was someone that I could be with, even if they weren't laying next to me. You have some sort of security in your heart knowing someone out there loves you. I'd give anything for that again ;_;
>> Anonymous
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I used to have a small list of things I could rattle off. Like "My ideal guy is funny and adventurous and entertaining!" and then it was "My ideal guy is quiet, honest, down-to-earth, and kind!"

But now I don't have any sort of image or list in my mind. Just a blank figure and I laying in bed holding hands in comfortable silence to keep each other warm when winter comes and the heater's on the fritz.
>> Anonymous
>>797543
>I have yet to meet a girl who can just appreciate a devoted guy.

Wait what. Either there's something you're not telling us (like what you're calling "devoted" other people are calling "creepy") or you are dating all the wrong girls.
>> :3 !OmnOmP1cSw
>>797547
Dating the wrong girls, unfortunately :/

See, I'm not like ZOMGLOLSTALKER or anything, I just take relationships seriously (but I'm often seen as a complete goof since I always mess around and stuff >_>) and for some reason any girl I've dated or taken interest in has felt the opposite way. Maybe it's bad luck but I wish it would change.
>> Anonymous
>>797543
No offense fellow /c/itizen, but grow a fucking spine. She's left you three times, and every time you've welcomed her back? Stop being a schmuck and find a woman that respects you, not feeds off of you like an emotional leech until the winds change and she thirsts for something new. You're encouraging her fickle behaviour.
>> Anonymous
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I dated my best friend's sister 3 years ago, it only lasted for a month, but my friend haven't talked to me after that. Now I don't have any close friends and have regretted it ever since :(
>> :3 !OmnOmP1cSw
>>797551
Yeah I know. Don't get me wrong, she's a sweet girl, but I've come to the conclusion she's not the right one for me. I've learned that the hardest way but at least I know now. My problem is that I'm too open hearted, and I guess it's taken advantage of because she knows she can just come back to me if she doesn't like the new guy. Maybe it's just me not wanting to be alone, but I'm done with that as much as I may hate it later.

After reading this thread though I've become more... confident? I'm not sure what the feeling is, but yeah. Thanks /c/, I might check out the IRC sometime~
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
Holy shit, I never realized there were so many women on /c/.
>> Anonymous
It's like everyone who browses /c/ is that guy from Megatokyo.
>> Anonymous
>>797566
Well, good then. See where that confidence can take you.

As for the actual topic, I'm much like you in that I'm a devoted person; I take a lot of things seriously, most definitely relationships. I've been told my whole life by female friends, coworkers, and family members that I'd be a great boyfriend or husband, and that any woman would be lucky to have me. Nothing like that has ever come about, and the only two relationships I've had were very short-lived and unfruitful.

That sad, my ronery fantasy is be in a relationship with a woman that's as devoted to me as I would be to them, where values like trust and communication are paramount. I know it sounds boring and stodgy, but I'm not someone that needs to be wild and excited and entertained all the time in order to be happy with someone. Sadly, it seems that that's all women my age (20s) want, as well as having a host of other unpleasant personality attributes like selfishness, egotism, vanity, and cattiness. And the ones that fit the bill have already been picked up by either some other deserving guy or by some douchebag who will hurt her.

Bah, I don't know what to do anymore.
>> Anonymous
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>>796363

Here's something that's had me confused for a while...

So, I've never liked anyone in my life... and I'm in college. I haven't had friends since I moved to my new town a few years ago, but I adore the ones I had in my old town.

Anyway, I went on vacation to Europe with my old French class, and my best friend came along. I hadn't seen her in months... During one of our free days, my friend and I went onto the metro to try and find a used game shop in Paris. We wanted to get Pokemon Crystal in French.

The train was incredibly crowded; there weren't any seats left, and all of the railbars were taken. I'd never been to a subway before, so I didn't know how much they jerked you around. I've always had problems with my legs... I walk with a limp, and I fall over if I try to stand correctly. Well, sure enough, as soon as the train starts, it knocks me off my feet, snapping my knee into a position that hurts really bad.

But my best friend caught me. She held me up the entire ride, and let me lean on her when we were walking. I couldn't stop blushing... I don't think she noticed.

Now whenever I see her, I feel like I'm going to melt. It's really confusing... I don't think I'm capable of romantic interaction, because I'm asexual, but whenever she smiles I can't stop thinking about how perfect she is.
>> Anonymous
>>797572

Oh Anon. This really did make me laugh out loud.

Guess I'll give my story instead of just a bump. I was putting a lot of effort into spending time with a guy I really like. We held hands and kissed on the cheek but nothing more - I held off because I wanted to build a solid friendship before anything happened. Then he starts hanging out with this other girl all the time, and within a week, she's his girlfriend. I was pretty crushed. They really barely knew each other. I guess what most people do is become boyfriend/girlfriend and then really get to know each other. I'm an idiot; I don't belong in my generation. I'm also terrible at flirting. Now I've lost my chance.

He still talks to me and we're friends, and it's really hard not to confess how I feel to him every time I see him. Sometimes I feel like he still likes me, but because I didn't respond the right way he thinks I don't like him. However, it's probably just wishful thinking on my part. And it seems wrong to tell him now that he's got a girlfriend (only a girlfriend of two weeks, though). I don't want him to think I'm the kind of person who's only interested in taken guys and tries to steal boyfriends.

Does anon have any advice?
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
>>797579
Get a cane and you will turn your physical weakness into badassness.
>> :3
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3 years ago. I think I would have been willing to have stayed with her for rife. ;_;

>>796029
Made me think of this from Pastel... Here is the original.
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
>>797581
But it has to be a cool cane.
>> Aro !!tth/tv+hsYe
>>797579
>Pokemon Crystal in French
If you still have that, or got it, there is no reason to be lonely at all! What I would do for one of those...!
>> Anonymous
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>>797009
Stop making me jealous.

>>797543
>I just got dumped by not too long ago by my girl of 1 year and 7 months. 3 more days would have been our anniversary :<
She was put off by your bad math, I'd COUNT on it!
>> Anonymous
>>797581
>>797583

I just realized that there are next to no (good) images of girls with canes.
>> :3
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TRYING AGAIN.

>>797582
And the version as translated by Dynasty.
>> Anonymous
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>>797586

We both got one. She's helping me fill my Pokedex.
>> Anonymous
Bump for ronery.
>> Anonymous
I'd love to be in a relationship. I would give up all of my personal possessions, all of my money, everything save my family and friends, in a heartbeat if I could be in a true relationship.

I say 'true' because all of the so-called 'relationships' I've seen (I'm in high school, there are -plenty- of examples), end in a month, the partners are just fuck-buddies, or they're together just so they can say 'I have a boy/girlfriend.' That's the reason why I haven't tried to pursue any girls, at all.

Girls don't approach me because, I have average looks. Is this a bad thing? No. Not at all, in fact, I feel that it's a godsend. Why? Because I don't want shallow girls. At all. I want a girl that (here goes the corny) likes me based on what I do and how I act, not how I look.
>> Anonymous !HQdLRxFnaM
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>>797537
>My first boyfriend came when I was in high school and happened to be a good friend of mine
>my first boyfreind came when I was in high school
>my first boyfreind came
>> Anonymous
Have you guys ever watched a group of people and wondered what makes them... well... likable? What they have that you don't which allows them to connect to others?

It's almost as though everyone's made into a part of a puzzle, and my piece just doesn't fit. I just wish I had someone to talk to... The idea of being in a relationship scares me, but sometimes I daydream about sitting on the couch and being held... The outside world wouldn't matter, we'd just sit in peaceful silence.

God, I wish I were likable.
>> Anonymous !HQdLRxFnaM
>>797579
797579 get, what the fuck is ansexual?
>> Anonymous
>>797658
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My ronery fantasy is this: Driving somewhere quiet and watching the sunset until it gets dark, then cuddling together for warmth and more importantly because we love each other.

Only problem is I'm the 'funny guy'. I'm the guy in class that gets everyone in a better mood (through comedy) after a test we all bombed on, or the school cancels Burrito Friday, you get it. I'm trying to rid myself of that image, but... it's hard.

Also, I explain things too in-depth.

Yay me.
>> Anonymous
>>797674

An asexual is someone who is lacking (sexual) attraction. There are generally four categories we fit into:
Type A: Someone who has a sexual drive, but is not attracted to either gender

Type B: Someone who lacks a sexual drive, but has a 'romantic' drive-- they are attracted to people in a platonic way, and they desire sexless relationships. Type Bs usually have hypoactive sexuality disorder

Type C: Have a sex drive and a romantic drive. They're generally posers who just want to be a minority so they can show off to their high-school friends, but they can also include people who have been abused / etc., so they have a sex drive, but want to maintain sexless relationships

Type D: An 'aromantic' asexual. They lack both a sex drive and a romantic drive, and do not experience any sort of attraction.

I always thought I was a type D, because, well, I'm going on 20 and I've never even *liked* anyone before. Now, though, I'm not so sure. I mean, I still don't think I could be in a relationship with my friend, even if it's what she wanted (the thought of kissing her or going out on dates still weirds me out like it would with everyone else), but when I see her smile, I just... melt. Everything's all right with the world as long as I can make her happy.
>> Anonymous
>>796395
how do you get into situations like this I must know
>> Anonymous
>>797684

1. Sic psycho cat on loli
2. Loli cries
3. ????
4. Profit
>> Anonymous
My fantasy is largely physically-oriented because hey, it's Saturday night.
I'd like to fall asleep with an arm lying across a guy's chest, both of us happy to simply lie next to each other, content in the knowledge that we love and are loved. Idealistically, soft music is playing and it's raining. Yeah, I'm creative.
>> Anonymous
so ronery right now

I was dumped by my girlfriend and later fiance of 7 years back in late 2007.

She was my perfect nerd girl with black hair, DFC, and 95 lbs of love. Love anime, Star Wars, and fantasy books. Her parents treated her like crap and I had to stop her from suiciding multiple times and had to go save her.

Why can't I just hold her like old times. ;_;
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
>>797687
I would replace the soft music with a thunder storm.
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
>>797688
Why didn't you stop her?
>> Anonymous
>>797688

..Allan?
>> Anonymous
>>797694
I was her hero back then and I'm still devoted to her. She keeps tossing her really fat friends my way but they're just fuck buddies and says they'll make a great wife. It's disgusting.

I'm sure I can just sleep curled up alone in bed knowing that her past 4 or 5 boyfriends treat her like shit and are a step short of rape. She's even told me how badly the treat her from time to time when I get ahold of her.

I miss her scent and cuddling...
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
>>797696
You can still do something spontaneous to get her back.
>> Anonymous
>>797699
It's too late. Every time I try to call her she calls me a stalker since she's moved about 3 times in the past year. Her parents are about to move out of her old house too.

She just laughs at me how she'll call the police since I'm stalking her. There was one time a few months ago where she called me and begged me to save her. She hung up a few times and wanted suicide tips from me. I called her back and she told me not to come to her house at all or her grandparents would get pissed.

A few days later she laughs it off that she didn't know what she was thinking and anymore contact means a call to the police since I'm stalking her.

All that from the woman who thanked God I had been born for her. ;_;
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
I know how people work, but can't do anything. Humans want nothing more then to destroy themselves, yet at the same time want to help people. If only I could bring people back to life and give them a second chance to do the right think.
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
I guess it's because humans are weak, and when they make a mistake, they want to destroy themselves because they are not perfect. If just a single person was perfect, every person on the planet would become perfect through a cascade effect.
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
Being anonymous removes the restraints that are mistakes, and that is why people like me come here.
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
I want to help people, but everyone with this sight is unable to act, while anybody with the ability to act is blind.
>> Anonymous
>>797705
>I know how people work, but can't do anything. Humans want nothing more then to destroy themselves, yet at the same time want to help people. If only I could bring people back to life and give them a second chance to do the right think.

Yeah I just somehow go to work everyday and try to move on. It hurts a lot but I know love and devotion now. I don't think there's a reason for me to keep bugging her if she doesn't see any value in my love anymore, desire to help her, and is going to threaten my freedom.

Love is part obsession. I remember the times when she could honestly be called yandere. If she's calling me a stalker even if it's out of concern about her committing suicide, it's not worth it as much as my heart wants it.
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
I shiver uncontrollably every time I start thinking like this.
>> Anonymous
>>797574

holy shit, you sound like me

and i agree with you
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
>>797722
Maybe you should move somewhere where you can marry someone much younger.
>> Anon-e-moose
This is my first time posting in /c/. I has a story which includes me failing.

I've had an obsession over him for about a year now. I didn't even know we were in the same grade before that fateful day. He sat on the far side of the room in one of the two classes we had together. His hair was longer then, forming a kind of dark halo around his olive face. He ran a hand through it, the motion catching my eye. When I turned to look at him, I couldn't bear to look away. His beauty was astounding and I almost broke out in tears. I was seeing the world through rose-tinted glasses and it was bliss.
Throughout that whole period I wrote poems about him and thought about him everyday. Every chance that I got I would stare longingly at him. Sometimes he caught me and I would blush before jerking my gaze away.
I finally mustered up the nerve to tell him how I felt. I think the terrible part was that I didn't tell him in person only because I didn't have the heart to. I wrote him an email. (commence facepalming) I expressed my affections and asked if we could be friends since it was unlikely that he'd ever be romantically interested(to me or anyone else). I never received a reply but I noticed a significant change in his attitude toward me. He ignored me completely, taking special care to avoid me in the hallways and such.
My affections have waned, but I think I still like him.
>> Aro !!tth/tv+hsYe
>>797717
Me, too.
>>797723
What about marrying someone much older?
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
>>797726
Is he a social person?
>> Anon-e-moose
>>797733
No. He's really into sports but not much of a people person. I've only seen him talk to the same 5 people.
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
>>797735
Maybe you should talk to them.
>> Anon-e-moose
>>797736
Talk to his friends?
>> Anonymous
>>797717
>I shiver uncontrollably every time I start thinking like this.

'bout what?
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
>>797737
Why not, maybe you'll learn something about him.
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
>>797738
VERY deep stuff.
>> Anon-e-moose
>>797739
Oh. You have a point. But I think they have an aversion to me. He might have told them about me.
>> Anonymous
>>797740
Oh I see. Oh well at least I gave myself to someone I loved more then anything else in the world entirely and got to enjoy a lot of DFC loving making when we were together.
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
>>797744
Is DFC all it's cracked up to be?
>> Anonymous
>>797749
It depends on the girl. I got lucky with her. She told me that out of all her friends she probably had the most sensitive breasts and hers were the smallest. Womens' breasts are different on every girl. Just a soft touch and she'd nearly scream and squirm since they were so sensitive. She really enjoyed it.

She was 95 lbs. and a little on the anemic side too. What wasn't in her breasts was in her THIGHS. I miss her scent the most. I could just cuddle in her bed and blankets forever. They smelled divine. Things got even better when she was aroused.
>> Aro !!tth/tv+hsYe
>>797755
I dunno, when people touch my boobs, I just stand there, then rip their faces off.
>> Anonymous
>>797768
>I dunno, when people touch my boobs, I just stand there, then rip their faces off.

Well hopefully not someone you love and are intimately involved with.

I just ended up with a 5' 2", 95 lbs., flat chested, huge thighed, almost waifu...

;_;
>> Anonymous
I have no love life. I find it is a great hindrance to my writing processes. Hell, one girl I had a crush on, I just told her that I liked her. She rejected me. My response was "Well, that was to be expected. I only said it to get my writer's block out of the way anyway. Bye now."

My fantasy, if I have one...would be to actually meet a girl who would be able to make me feel. Because, sometimes I'm just curious about what it's like to have emotions and not want to take advantage of every situation regardless of whether or not you hurt people in the process.
>> Anonymous
>>797768
I think you'd react a little differently than that.
>> Anonymous
>>797774

Continued.

I met a girl on WoW. She saved me multiple times. I fell in love with her. I told her. We stayed friends. Eventually I pissed her off to the point where she stopped speaking to me for 6 months. I was about to an hero, she came back in and told me that she had NEVER liked me, not even as a friend. I told her that if she felt that way then why didn't she leave from the start, and she told me that I had forced her to stay because I was suicidal. I told her that if she had just said, "I can't deal with this" I would have left her alone. Then, in so many words, I told her she did more harm than good, and to fuck off because I didn't need her.

We're friends again. I constantly get on her case about her objectifying her relationship with her boyfriend (sex all the time, like 3 times a day EVERY DAY) and she gets on my case about being a general failure at life.

Yeah, this is what caused me to become an emotionless void bent on destroying everyone else's sanity.
>> Anonymous
Thread is about me noa! D:<
Just kidding, lol. But I do just so happen to now have an unfortunately long, fairly emo story of my hilarious failures.
Okay, so for the last like seven year's I've had one girl I loved end of discussion. She knows how I feel about her and has at times seemed to return those feelings but she lives in another city and while the best I've had is a girl having a crush on me who I ended up not liking at all she has had a boyfriend and broken up with him. Not very long ago at all she got together with another guy and did the following: made her friends that talked to me online not tell me then when we were going to be seeing each other again when I thought I'd see her by herself she brought him with her and acted all intimate with him. Only after that did she update her status on Facebook or did anyone talk to me about it. Oh, then like two days ago he broke up with her and she told me he wanted to go out with her best friend. And tonight they got back together again. HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA. HA HA. I think she is actually an evil person or something, no I know she is it's something I already knew very well, and she definitely thinks it's funny to screw with me by talking to me instead of just letting me forget about her. I can't entirely, but at least she's not the first thing on my mind if I go without hearing from her from a while. Then maybe I could just barely get up the courage to ask out some other girl. Seriously? Is this even real? Am I a character in an anime? Oh, wait, it's real life so there's no happy ending. See how emo that was? And thus I'm ronrey. So ronrey.
>> Anonymous
I need another episode of Toradora! now. :<
>> Anonymous
>>797522
This picture is both entirely unrelated and amazing. Also, :<
>> Naxcel
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I have one thing to say....
This thread is /u/
/u/ = Usless
>> Anonymous
>>797803
... Anybody got any actual /u/ romantic stories? ;D
>> Naxcel
ROFL Nice Man, I didn't expect anyone to pull that.
>> Anonymous
>>797807
oh /u/
>> Anonymous
>>797658
I knew it wasn't just me.
Dude, I know exactly what you mean.
>> Anonymous
>>797804

Mine was kind of /u/, but mostly full of fail and confusion.
>> Anonymous
>>797811
Me too! @_@
>>797814
I was just joking, but thanks any way? I didn't read all of them. D:
>> Anonymous
I remember meeting this sophmore girl in Biology, freshman year of high school. Kinda short but lovely hair. I'm a sucker for a girl with pretty hair...
I was assigned a seat across from her and I didn't notice her much, being too much of a take-myself-too-seriously-good-student, her in her POMS uniform every now and then.
Once we were in a group together and I couldn't hold a test tube for the life of me, shaking so hard from nervousness. She asked me about it and I only said "I always shake" despite how obvious my nervousness may have been.
Then a little bit further into the semester I almost couldn't wait until she'd ask me to help her with something.
Just I didn't know she had a friend that killed herself and learning about this made me feel terrible about joking around "No, you know what tastes bad? A half-bottle of tylenol" or "Yeah, some of those handguns kick like a mother."
Later in the year, I had her in my Computer Applications class. The schools fire alarm was on the fritz so we would have to go outside way to often. One day she kept saying it was cold, so I wore a sweatshirt every day, even when it was rather uncomfortable, to offer it to her in case there was another false alarm.
Then last year, I a sophmore and she a junior I kinda fell, even though I had a girlfriend. Had some extremely conflicting thoughts. I asked her directly about it, not giving any hints that she was this 'other girl' I had feelings for. Eventually I gave up and blocked her away, turned my feelings for her into hate.
But now she's with someone else and my girlfriend has recently broken up with me.
I miss having Biology class with you Shawna ;~;
>> Anonymous
>>797815

Heh, it's cool. I think people assumed I was male, anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>797828
And since I don't know which one was yours, that puts a whole new spin on each and every one of these.
>> Anonymous
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>>797829

Oh, the joys of anonymity! Have fun with your mind-/u/. <3
>> Anonymous
>>797833
In an anime it's safe to assume every girl is a lesbian until they show clear signs of affection for a male character.
And by safe I of course mean fun.
>> Anonymous
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>>797834

Unfortunately, that's not how real life is... or else I might not be ronery. ;-;
>> Anonymous
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I have a story that's both kinda romantic and sad at the same time.
A week ago my boyfriend of nearly 4 years broke up with me. I'll spare you the drama but it was something about following his dreams and not holding me back.
Anyway, earlier that day I meet one of his friends who is one of the most charming guys I have met. He was good looking, had a stable job and knew how to look after himself. inb4 he'sgay.
Moving on, this guy takes us (him, myself, my (ex)boyfriend, his sister, her boyfriend and his brother out to dinner at a really high price fancy restaurant. It's getting towards the end of the meal and I'm thinking, this stuff is all really expensive, I best try and pay for as much as I can ( I only had about 2500 yen on me at the time) but the guy goes and pays for everyone. Later the six of us split into taxis (Him, me and my boyfriend in one, His sister, her boyfriend and brother in the other) so we had to navigate some busy streets.There was a car coming I didn't notice so he pulls me over to him telling me to be careful. I was so glad it was night at the time because I was completely red. We get in the taxi and about halfway through the trip my boyfriend breaks up with me. He couldn't understand us because we were speaking in English. After that when the taxi comes to a stop, I think ök, this time I'm going to pay for the taxi" unfortunately the bill was over my budget. Starting to worry, I start planning a way to go back to the hotel, grab some money from my parents and pay the driver without it looking like I was fare evading. Before I can say anything the guy pays for my cab fare telling me not to worry about it. My heart was a complete mess at that time but I felt he was being really kind and sincere.

That's my ronery/romantic story /c/ you may now proceed to laugh
>> BtS !kh7Bf1smOY
>>797892
;_;

I did write out this long story about how me and thid girl really want to be together but we are moving away to uni etc but firefail crashed and killed it, probab;ly for the best, you guys are going through far crappier she then me
>> Anonymous
My four month relationship ended horribly.
I always told her that I loved her, but you know what? She never loved me. She used me to get some other guy jealous. Sux a lot.
>> Anonymous
I'm a roneryfag and I'm okay, I fap all night and I sleep all day.

...;_;
>> Anonymous
>>797009

Isn't that what you call "Tsundere"?
Also, are you guys together?
>> Bells
Mines kinda sad.

I've never really loved someone in the traditional sense. I've gone out with someone, but I never really felt the way I did with this guy. He was so nice to me, and was all I wanted in a companion. He was affectionate, always wanting hugs from me, funny, and kind. We hung out a lot, and went to homecoming together. Suddenly, at the end of homecoming, it all just stopped. He broke up with me, and nothing was really ever the same. I was so confused because everyone told me how much he talked about liking me and the way he acted around me, so I wrote him a note explaining how I felt. We were still friends at the time, but after the note, he hasn't talked to me since. Even if I should hate him for the way he's treating me now, I can't bring myself to do it.

My fantasy would just be hanging out with someone, sitting on his lap with his arms around me, playing video games, watching TV, or just plain talking. I'd like a guy the gets the tom-boyish part of me that likes anime, Star Wars, fantasy books, and video games, the girly-girl part of me that likes shopping and hanging out with my girl friends, and is funny and kind. I guess that's kid of a tall order, isn't it?
>> Anonymous
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>>798067
Angel?
>> Anonymous
earn money on signing up for trials (like stamps.com and netflix), reading emails, taking surveys and clicking ads!
http://tinyurl.com/4chancash
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>797581

You mean like this guy?
>> Anonymous
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Haven't had a girlfriend for 16 years, and im not lonely, but I do occasionally get excited from and appreciate the warmth of a womans skin even if theres nothing between us. Typical scene out of an anime that I've experienced a couple of times is a woman brushing up against me to get a closer look at my computer screen and help me figure out a problem. Could even feel her breasts against my arm, and it made my heart race, but I didn't have any expectations (she already had a BF). Feels good man.
>> Anonymous
inb4 500 GET!
>> Anonymous
I have some awesome friends, and I just don't feel the need to be in a relationship. I would like someone who would protect me and dance with me, though.
>> Anonymous
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I saved a guy from pretty much killing himself. At first I was just trying to save him, but after forcing myself to deal (I'm agoraphobic, I dislike people and public and all that), I've come to really like him. He's really sweet and considerate and we match even though we're opposites... If that makes sense. He's like Itoshiki and I'm Kafuka. Including the age difference.
>> Anonymous
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I met this girl when I started college and we hung out a lot; still do. I never told her how I felt about her until recently when I broke down from all these other compounding personal issues.

It turns out that even though I love her and I want to be with her, it won't ever happen. It turns out she can't emote the same way people do, there are certain feelings that she can't feel and physical contact can get her uncomfortable to point point where she'll punch you in the face. I don't know, I think it's some form of autism.

Despite this, I cannot change how I feel because I'm so happy around her.
>> Anonymous
>>798067
>My fantasy would just be hanging out with someone, sitting on his lap with his arms around me, playing video games, watching TV, or just plain talking. I'd like a guy the gets the tom-boyish part of me that likes anime, Star Wars, fantasy books, and video games, the girly-girl part of me that likes shopping and hanging out with my girl friends, and is funny and kind. I guess that's kid of a tall order, isn't it?

That's exactly what I had with my girlfriend. ;_;
>> Anonymous
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>>798154
No you're not, you're kiri
>> Anonymous
Stop making these threads already you cancerous twats
>> Anonymous
>>798194
The majority of /c/ seems to enjoy them, so I don't see the problem. Don't like it, hide the thread. Simple as that.

Courtesy sage.
>> Anonymous
>>798193
I like being Kiri better anyway :3
>> Anonymous
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>>798202
Indeed. She rocks
>> Anonymous
Enjoy being alone forever, weaklings.
>> Anonymous
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>>798234

I will, thanks!
>> Anonymous
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omg! zero no tsukaima!
>> Anonymous
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^_^
>> Andrew Ryan !NEy29ODpvs
Everyone met their perfect mate at some point(they might not even have known it at the time) and that's where their definitions of perfect come from. These definitions might eventually become twisted beyond recognition in an attempt to find someone else. This use to work before this new age because people didn't move around so much, but now love can be struck down swiftly and without warning.
>> Right Guard Sport
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>>798194
>Stop making these threads already you cancerous twats
Why look, we've been blessed with the presence of a nostalgic old re-re who can't stand the influx of new users. Instead of showing inexperienced users the error of their ways or finding some other place to shit up with his presence, he’s going stick around and complain. He hopes that you'll realize the mistake you've made, congregating here, having fun, enjoying yourselves and all that nonsense.

We need to leave so that he and like-minded Anons can continue their masturbatory reminiscence of 4Chan’s glory days in peace.
>> Anonymous
I don't even want love anymore, /c/. I've become so bitter all I can do is feel anger.

I wish I didn't feel like this, /c/. :(
>> Anonymous
I liked a guy since, no lie, 2nd grade. We went up through the school systems together and I never, ever told him how I felt. He lived nearby and we'd walk to each other's houses sometimes to talk or play badminton. Once, he came over in 11th grade when I had locked myself out. I had to wait 2 hours for my dad to come home to unlock the door for me. I was like "Haha, sorry. We can't go inside and play games or get the sports stuff, I locked myself out. You can go home if you want." and he looked right into my eyes and said "I don't want to leave you." and I think my heart leapt into my throat. I knew, then, that he liked me back.

And I didn't say anything. I just giggled nervous and looked away. I could have said something then, it was such a good moment. I never did.

I saw him at work the other day. We chatted. He's getting married now. I'm happy for him but I can't help but wonder how we might have worked out together.
>> Anonymous
I love these threads. It warms my heart to know how pathetic some people are out there, and it makes me love my inheritance even moreso than usual.
>> Anonymous
>>798067
-sigh- Try as we might, reasoning with one's feelings is often futile. That's just how it works.
>> Anonymous
>>798288

>re-re

This one girl used to call me that whenever I did something stupid (in a joking way)...thanks for reminding me of her QQ

>4chan's glory days

AHAHAHA when were those?
>> Anonymous
Lonely and apathetic.

A great combo.
>> Anonymous
I haven;t told anyone this. Not anyone close to me. I'll give you the story up till the point where I normally lie about it:


So, about three, four years ag, a girl asked me out. A little plump, very kind, very imaginative. Loved manga, anime, D&D. Even had a nice family. We dated, for about four months before we did the 'deed'. She was a totally different person in the bedroom. I'm a very 'softcore' guy, and I hate hurting oithers a great deal. So, when I found out she was into bondage, it strained our relationship.

Two and a hlf years of happy dating and calls and whatnot, she breaks the news. She was breaking up with me. Over the cellphone. In the fucking rain. The reason...

THE LIES:"
She saw me as more than a brother than a boyfriend. She tearfully apologised and hung up, leaving me to sit at home, alone, wondering how long she had been hiding the truth.

THE TRUTH:
She wanted a master. Ididn't think she was serious before, the few times she had asked me and talked about it. So.... we agreed it was something I wasn't capable of doing, and went our seperate ways. We're still friends, and I call her on occasion.
>> Anonymous
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>>798370

D'awww, anon.. that's too bad, but at least you're open to someone you'd be more compatible with now.
>> Anonymous
>>798370
here
>>798378
There's a reason I love /c/ the most. It's times like this. ;_;

And yeah, I'm hoping to find a girl after I move.
>> Anonymous
>>798322
>AHAHAHA when were those?
It's just a figurative speech, you know.
>> Anonymous
>>798386
Anon--this is the sign of times to come.
Threads like this proliferates when the board starts to deteriorate. I'm not looking forward to it.
>> Anonymous
I guess I can share mine.

When I was a senior in high school I was involved with Student government with this girl that I had a crush on for a good 5 years. I thought that the homecoming dance was gonna be my best chance to maybe ask her, just for 1 dance, that's all I was wanting. Fast Forward towards the second half, she gets named Homecoming Queen which makes me even more nervous, but not long after the dance I manage to get enough courage to finally ask her to dance, and she accepts quite pleasantly. So I'm just standing there waiting for a slow song to come up and have my one dance with her......but the fucking DJ doesn't play another goddamn slow song the rest of the night. There were two more dances that year, but I never did get that dance with her....As far as I can tell, she's got a boyfriend now down at VT and I'm happy for her.

All that I'd like is just a girl cuddled up with me on the couch watching a movie, that's all I can ask for right now.