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Anonymous
Hear ye, hear ye.
/c/ommoners, gather 'round.

The great and mighty God Emperor has demanded that we station guards atop the great wall of /c/, in order to ensure that when the heretic hole known as /b/ collapses, no infidel enters into our peaceful sacred land.
No troll, newfag or /b/tard must ever breach the wall. If they enter the realm the conseqences will be dire.
No man, woman or loli is exempt from this demand.

All must voulenteer to defend when the malignant cess pool known as /b/ overflows.
>> Anonymous
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Reporting.
>> Anonymous
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well need more tanks for this sortie sir, shall we call /k/
>> Anonymous
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ich bin ein Berliner
>> Anonymous
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Heavy support, standing by.
>> Anonymous
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I'm keeping a close eye on the rear, sir!
>> Anonymous
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reporting to dUSO DA
>> Haruhi
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Oh, and why should I? I have better things to do. Get out of my way, /c/!
>> Anonymous
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...
>> Anonymous
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Nothings getting through here alive.
>> Anonymous
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I volunteer for the armed defensive forces of /c/.
>> Anonymous
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Braver Girls at the ready!
>> Anonymous
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/b/ is supposed to have a lot of scary stuff on it, right?
I think we're scary enough to scare away even a seasoned /b/-tard. Aren't we?
>> coolness Anonymous
/b/ is HERE!
>> Anonymous
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Gather the Troops! Let them choke on the might of our cute!
>> Anonymous
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YES MAI LORDO!
>> Anonymous
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Air support ready to sortie.
>> Anonymous
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Good morning.

In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
>> Anonymous
*/b/ user walks by in spy uniform.No not a troll, newfag, oldfag, or /b/-tard just a normal surfer*
Gentlemen.
>> Anonymous
>>654853

sup /b/
>> Anonymous
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I am prepared.
>> Anonymous
>>654854
Good day...
*walks by in loli mask*
>> Anonymous
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Huh? What?
>> Anonymous
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>>654865
(aw dammit)
Ok
>> Anonymous
>>654852
What are you talking about? its the 19th of June not the 4th of July,
>> Anonymous
>>654872
...it's from the movie Independence Day. No one has yet written a motivational speech for June 19th, but I figured no one would care that much.
>> Anonymous
>>654858

that should blend u in just right, just dont do anything out of character
>> Anonymous
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Reporting for duty!
>> Anonymous
/b/ is scary? /b/ hasn't met us /d/eviants yet then. We have psychological warfare units are standing by. /c/ommoners, when the time comes, the alarms sound, and the defenses are raised against the upcoming storm, we will come with a fury the internet has never seen!
>> Anonymous
>>654877
I know what its from.
>> Anonymous
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>>654887
Seriously...You guys kinda creep me out no offense..
>> Anonymous
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We will fight to the end.
>> KZN !!VHYcpf2Y1d2
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>>654682
OP, I object! I propose that as long as the /b/tards agree to get along peacefully within the grounds of /c/ and promise not to spam it up, troll or raid it, we should let them be just as any other /c/itizen. As long as they are making relevant posts, they should be welcomed.

Us /c/itizens are always complaining about the horrors of /b/ that occasionally come to us, but as I see it, we're no better then they are if we shun them when they haven't done anything wrong.

Don't get me wrong, though. I am in no way approving of the things /b/ does on a daily basis. I simply think that we should co-exist in harmony, just like us /c/itizens do every day with each other.

However, if /b/ makes a harmful move against us, we should take up arms; we will not stand for /b/etrayal!
>> Anonymous
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Shouldn't it be the great wall of /c/hina?
>> Anonymous
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>>654904
Mate...when you've been around /b/ enough... very few anons of /b/ will act like /c/itizens like me and a few others. They will try until this place has gone to hell, or just get bored and go screw around with /x/.... if they aren't already....
>> Anonymous
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We're ready, Mr. Bubbles!
>> KZN !!VHYcpf2Y1d2
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>>654909
I'm saying, we should welcome those who treat us kindly, instead of immediately shunning them all. However, sadly, they have already invaded /x/. I just hope it's not too late for /c/.
>> Anonymous
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>>654912
That's what I meant. Now...The refugees I have no problem with... But watch the War Machine...We will hold as long as we can! To live and die in the heart of this /c/ontinent!
>> Anonymous
>>654917
Ah, it seems our spy has reported in, she can pass through because she is one of their memes...
>> Anonymous
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>>654921
Oh god... Well I guess this is our damnation... But not yet!
>> Anonymous
i just visited /x/ .... its looking bad. doesn't look like they were prepared for the flood. we have are troops assembled so we will hold out like we always have.
>> Anonymous
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They've got /x/ and trying to get /gif/ now...
>> Anonymous
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Dont mind me guys im not a spy lol
>> Anonymous
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Well i missed out on this happening, so are they really shutting /b/ down and why and when did this happen? Also does /c/ hav sauce on who this cute girl is?
<-------
>> Anonymous
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And if we fail to protect... One way out.
>> Anonymous
>>654930

we're fuuuuucked.
>> Anonymous
>>654797

wait, no we're not! muhahahahaha!
>> Anonymous
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So... are we doomed?
>> Anonymous
no /b/tard wants to come to the shithole that /c/ is

/b/ isn't going to die and if it does we'll be going to /x/ or /r9k/

piss off
>> Anonymous
>>654954
contradict yourself much?
>> Anonymous
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Oh well.
>> Anonymous
sorry, i didn't "want" to come here

seeing as "b" and "c" are right next to each other, misclicks happen

go fucking rp your life away faggots
>> Anonymous
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as long as were together I know we will win I have fought this battle hundreds of times really.... really...I need a drink
>> Anonymous
>>654935

moot isn't stupid enough to close /b/

/b/ gets over a 100k hits a day, moot is making bank off /b/
>> Anonymous
.......Did I see Bob Marley like, 30 seconds ago?
>> Anonymous
>>654976
Yes. I deleted it since it's against the rules. Also check /b/ again for those of you who go there.
>> Anonymous
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Good news everyone, /b/ isn't dying it's something about MGS4. I have never played MGS4, it's just what everyone on /b/ is saying.
old /b/ = old snake
/b/ has changed = war has changed
the music is the song from MGS4

But this info isn't getting out past /b/ because of it being overflooded or something.
>> Anonymous
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>>654982
So m00t is putting it back together eh?
>> Anonymous
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Is it over?
>> Anonymous
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>>654904
If they aren't trolling they aren't truly /b/tards and we're fine with them.
>>654908
We are not /c/hina! We are /c/anada.
>>654982
How is that good news?
>> Anonymous
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This kinds of threads is why I love you so much /c/. Not as serious as other boards yet not as cancerous as the rest.
>> Anonymous
>>655154
It's good news because those b-tards without a home won't be trying to come here instead like they were yesterday
>> Anonymous
They'll get tired eventually and just go to the Overchan and find another board with a /b/
>> Anonymous
>>655154
Can I have it without the lettuce?
>> Anonymous
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>>655164

No custom orders!
>> HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus
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The shadow knights stand ready and waiting.
>> HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus
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The Lilian cohort stands ready.
>> Major Kagami
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Special operations executive, reporting!
>> Mercury Lampe
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....
>> HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus
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Light-magic using melee archetype class representatives standing ready.
>> Anonymous
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Akari poised and ready
>> HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus
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Vatican representatives, ready and awaiting activation.
>> HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus
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Biological warfare unit, standing ready.

No sir, absolutely safe, no risk whatsoever of friendly exposure, nope. Guaranteed!
>> Anonymous
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Standing by ~desu!
>> HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus
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Form ranks an entrench yourselves, never know when it might begin.
>> Maria-062
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Standing by.
>> Viaggiatore !lDZfmmdTWM
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Take heart and rejoice, /c/! We have been blessed on this day by the presence of our greatest leader and commander!
>> Anonymous
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Locked and Loaded.
>> Anonymous
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8th Infantry reporting in.
>> Anonymous
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Airborne Here
>> Anonymous
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Counter-/b/ troops, reporting in! Desu
>> Anonymous
>>655328
I'm not sure whether you are the right person for the job....
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Chise here. Kill the bastards.
>> Anonymous
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/c/owards! Crouch behind your walls, but it matters not. Should the time come when my /b/rethren set their sights upon this puny plot of internet, your fortifications will mean nothing, your efforts shall be for naught!
>> Anonymous
>>655278
/c/oward, your greatest leader is a French girl? The /b/rotherhood's elite troopers will have her as a pet, after we sweep over your pitiful defenses!
>> Anonymous
>>654904
Take heed, /c/owards! One among you speaks wisdom; hear his words. When the storm of the /b/rotherhood blows through, it is not the mighty, but inflexible oak that survives. It shall be the smaller trees who are willing to bend rather than snap.
>> Anonymous
>>655439
>>655440
/b/, take heed. these are the cancer.
>>655442
That was actually pretty fucking awesome.
>> Anonymous
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ready and waiting
>> Anonymous
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air support ready gentlemen. this shall be our finest hour
>> Anonymous
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BWAHAHAHAHA PANCAKES
>> Anonymous
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more air support falling in.
>> Anonymous
>>655462
>>655450
Wait, why do you want air support? /b/ is just one letter away. It's not like they're gonna use aircraft to travel one letter...
>> Anonymous
>>655469
better safe than sorry, we must be ready for anything
>> Anonymous
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/c/ommunists ready to assist in anyway possible
>> Anonymous
>>655475
If they drop a planet /b/uster, you're severely fucked.
>> Anonymous
>>655477
isn't everyone screwed over then?
>> Anonymous
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It's /b/, they're screwed anyway, so why should they care?
Regardless, cute Rukia will assist us!
>> Anonymous
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radio corps ready for duty /c/
>> Anonymous
rukia is a cunt
>> Anonymous
A cunt with a sword.
And as we all know; Sword equals dead /b/-tard.
>> Anonymous
I fear its too late for /c/.

When the /b/ dam explodes, it'll be too late. We'll be surrounded by /b/tards screaming about how this character's a cunt and this one is full of fucking aids.

The days of lovely Tsundere's are over!
>> Anonymous
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>>655524
Don't lie to me.
>> Anonymous
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>>655524
DAMMIT MAN, GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF, WE SHALL PREVAIL. /b/ SHALL BE SUPPRESSED, VICTORY WILL BELONG TO /c/!!
>> Anonymous
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>>655514
Swords are for wimps.
>> Anonymous
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I may not have enough pages to stop them all, but I'll do
my best... Stop those maggots!
>> Anonymous
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>>655530
>>655509
tell me those were /b/tards, 'cuz they're no more.
>> Anonymous
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I smell them...
>> Anonymous
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Someone asked for some Exorcism?
>> Anonymous
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>>655533
....
WOMAN, YOUR AIM IS TERRIBLE.
>> Anonymous
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>>655540
my axe is better than yours, damn right it's better than yours
(it brings all the boys to the yard)
>> Anonymous
>>655543
Silly girl, that is a meat cleaver!
>> Anonymous
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>>655544
I'm a rabbit in disguise.
>> Anonymous
>>655548
It's still a meat cleaver.
>> Anonymous
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I shall hold the line
>> Kagi
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You called?
>> Anonymous
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Standing guard all night