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ITT Ronery fantasies (Pt. 2!) KZN
Continued from:>>701928

ITT we discuss our ronery fantasies. (Relationship troubles and other such related material is fine too.)

Other people have said it in the other thread but I want to be defended/protected by a guy...
>> Anonymous
I want to protect a gir..
oh wait, where do you live ?
>> KZN
>>703044
TheEpicFailState. Also known as AL.
>> Aro
Tsunderefag from first thread here.

My second ronery fantasy is to have the object of my fantasies oblivious and then... with the other person making a sudden advance.
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
Finnfag from the other thread here too.

Thank god /c/ exists, otherwise I'd had to pay my ass off to the therapist/shrink/whatever its called.

Yeah, just doing normal stuff during the day, eating together, watching movies from tv, sleeping together and things like that.

Its not easy to come home everyday just to see empty apartment waiting for you.
>> Kiiyo
>>703063
Yeah, I know what you mean
I usually just come around to jack all the pics, but it's nice to be able to find people who can hold useful conversation on the internet (even more impressive considering it's 4chan)
>> Savage
>>703063
What, the OTHER finnfag?
I know what you mean too, that's why I dread the idea of living alone...
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703071

From what I have seen, Im the only one "Anonymous of Finlandia" :P

Also, post here if you have some good songs that cheer you up.>>703056
>> Savage
>>703074
As in, besides myself.

Also, will do...
>> Anonymous
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I want to live with a man I love and be happy.

I had someone for awhile I got to cook for a sleep next to and we had a lot of fun. I loved him for who he was with all my heart, even after he lost his job and gained a little weight. He went to visit his family out of state, then called me and told me he wasn't coming back. I had to pack up all his things (his computer we'd watch movies on, his blankets, all of his things that smelled like him ; ;) and ship them back there.

Now I come home to an empty apartment every day and his empty desk there. Sometimes before I thought he made it hard to concentrate on my homework (physics major) but now I realize he was my greatest source of encouragement. And now I know I'll never see him again because it was too painful to keep being friends with him.

So ronery. ; ;
>> Savage
>>703110
Specifically "a" man you love, as opposed to "the" man you love?
Way to keep a chin up =D
>> Anonymous
>>703125
Well, it's been awhile. I'm hoping someone else will come along. It doesn't seem worth hoping that will happen anymore.
>> Savage
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>>703130
Aw, no reason to give up hope yet you know. You're probably still young, so there's still lots of time for you to find someone, amirite?

...I sound like pages from a self-help booklet!
>> Anonymous
I live right across from a school thats rather small, so after school hours it really dead.
Itd be awesome to have that special guy come over and we could watch movies while cuddling.
We could sit on the floor, He laying his head on my lap while i run my fingers through his hair, or vice versa. And when the sun starts to go down, we would walk over to the park across the street and walk through the fields, or swing on the swings until it got to dark out..
Arriving back at the house we would play around in the kitchen and make dinner together - or perhaps go straight to desert and bake a cake :3
Ahh~ sounds fun~
>> Kiiyo
>>703167
Ya know, it makes you wonder why none of us ronery peoples never find each other ~_^
>> Savage
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>>703167
The way you say it makes me wish to be part of that fantasy ;_;

>>703174
This might sound kinda odd, but right now I'd actually really like to get to know the lot of you people better...
>> Anonymous
>>703174
because we're all to shy to venture out into the world? D:
>> Anonymous
>>703182
school-park cake girl here...

-raises hand- i agree!
>> Anonymous
I'm a black girl who prefers white guys and I just want a guy who can understand me and appreciate my quirky sense of humor and spontaneousness.

As for ronery fantasy...I'd love to have a guy who's ticklish...
>> Anonymous
>>703174
/c/ hookup thread, i'm down with that.
>> Kiiyo
>>703182
Agreed

>>703183
I guess so
Besides, I'm not sure the universe could withstand the combined force of multiple roneries
I mean, we have the power to be ronery when not alone if we try, it just breaks the fundamental laws of... science?
>> Anonymous
I've got two fantasies, quite contradictory;

The first one is to approach and "take care" an extremely shy but nice girl.

The second one is having a tsundere girl fall in love with me.
As in, extremely tsundere. Louise-level tsundere.
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703183

Not really, could be that we arent just "good enough" ~~

Yeah, I have heard that MANY times. Makes me wonder what is good enough then?
>> Anonymous
>>703195
So.. we're destined to be ronery forever? D:
>> Savage
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>>703196
I think one of my classmates in junior high was tsundere for me. I have absolutely no idea.

Anyway, you guys have probably heard all my issues from the last thread, so skipping those. Still ronery though.
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703202

Let us cherish that, and lets be ronery!!

..together
>> Anonymous
>>703206
my dog came out of no where and licked me when i read that o.o
>> Savage
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>>703206
This is sorta slipping into personals territory, but where exactly in Finland are you again?

Also, pic related. Ronery girl is ronery.
>> Kiiyo
>>703211
And we love her for it
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703211

I inhabit little town called Kouvola. Mind if I ask you the same question?
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703210

Thats kinda nice :)
>> Anonymous
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>> Savage
>>703218
Ah, that's nice.

Tampere.
>> Anonymous
>>703219
a little "hey im still here for you" kinda reminder i guess..
>> Anonymous
I didn't know /c/ did discussion threads. Weirds me out, it does.

My roneriness-producing dream from a couple of nights ago involved a young woman in her twenties that was pixielike, quirky and overall like a butterfly that cannot be captured. She flitted and hovered in and out of my dream, and I was the guy who patiently enjoys her presence regardless.

I smiled more the following day.
>> Anonymous
>>703230
(and that's "who was", and "enjoyed".)
>> Anonymous
>>703234
lolwut
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
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>>703227

Maybe :P

Not the best pic in mah collection, but still..
>> Savage
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>>703239
lolpronouns. Sounds like a bizarrely sweet dream though...
>> Kiiyo
>>703230
Yeah, and they're actually possible here since people even use names lol
>> Anonymous
My ronery fantasy is a short-lived, but full of love relationship, with one of us dying when it's still perfect, and the other can keep the memories forever. ;--;

...If that ever happened IRL though, I definitely would not be able to handle it. And it sounds so creepy when it's typed out.
>> Anonymous
>>703249
oh god thats so sad D:
but i understand what you mean ;_;
>> Kiiyo
>>703249
Wow, I just read Tomoyo After the other day
Uncanny
>> KZN
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>>703063
Oh god, I hate being alone. That's why I'm glad I still live with my family, even if my dad is a huge dick. I'm just so used to the noise of my little brothers running around playing, the TV left on blaring the monotonous music from paused video games left on...

It's really awful when I'm the only one home. Our house is pretty big, so it's just so...empty. ;_;

>>703167
Oh, that does sound fun! I've always wanted to do some baking with a guy...or perhaps he comes home from work and taste-tests something I'm trying to make. <3
>> Kiiyo
>>703256
Argh, see, saying something like that just makes me want to rush over right now ~_^
>> Savage
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>>703256
>>703260
Agreed. We should hold a bake sale!

Seriously, if I could, I wouldn't mind hanging out with you gals at all. At least those of you who ARE actually female.
>> KZN
>>703260
>>703262
You guys are making me want to abandon my homework and go use the bananas I just bought to go make muffins...

Also, lol, I don't think anyone on /c/ would think they have a reason to pose as the opposite gender. That's /b/'s territory.
>> Kiiyo
>>703262
Aaw, what about us that never even claimed to be female? you just gonna leave s to our roneryness while you steal all the girls away?
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703256

Just how many times I have wanted someone to cook for me when I come home from work. Wouldnt even matter if its not properly done or little burnt, Id still eat it.

Goddamn.
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703265

No way Im going to him hog all the girls to himself ^^
>> Kiiyo
>>703268
You know, that makes me feel... so roonnneeerrryyy
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703268

Well shit, HAVE HIM, thats what I meant.

/typomoreplease
>> Savage
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Hah, it's not like I'm really any serious competition in the field of stealing ladies away...
>> Anonymous
awwe... these guys are just so... cute <3
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703274

Hah, its not Im eith..

...*double facepalm with glass of whiskey*
>> Kiiyo
>>703277
Regardless, I'm going to take that as a compliment ~_^
>> Rock
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>>703256
I live in a small ranch house, so it's kinda nice getting my place to myself for the weekend, then I can turn my amp to 7 or 8 (I'm worried about breaking a window or something) and just make as much noise as possible, also, I can then play some of my games on the bigscreen tv. My folks bitch because I'm not practicing on illustrator or something on my pc instead. (They just assume I'll get a good graphics job in this city if I practice non-stop, considering there's hardly ever a job opening in the 2 or 3 companies here.) Can also watch my ultra violent/fanservice oriented animes then.
It's my cell's background photo, just thought it was the cutests policegirl ever gets.
>> Savage
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>>703277
St---stupid anonymous! It's not like I'm being cute for YOU...
>> Anonymous
School yard cake girl or whatever i said before here again..

Another fantasy is to be a stay at home mother.. Id watch after the kids all day, drive 'em off to school or make lunches for them or whatever needed to be done during the day. And in the evening i would have dinner made for mah hubby when he comes home from work. We'd play with the kids for a while and then after they got put to bed the two of us would just relax in eachothers arms while watching TV or something chill like that.. Itll never come true though - this day and age, both parents need to work xD
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703277

..Compliment to me.

>>703278

What the hell is with these typos today -.-

>>703282

Actually, thats kinda scary, since its coming from mans mouth O_o
>> Anonymous
I want to go on a journey and then become attracted to each other. :3 Like in an animu.
>> Anonymous
>>703279
>>703283

*squeals* too cute!!
group hug!! XD
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
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>>703283

Fuel to the fire, miss. Fuel to the fire :D
>> Anonymous
>>703284
>>703282
and moar group hugs!
>> Savage
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>>703283
Congratumalations for setting women's rights movements back thirty years ;D
Nah just kidding, that sounds romantic enough to me.

>>703284
Yeah well whatever, I'm tsundere for anonymous.
>> Kiiyo
>>703288
Hey now, you can't initiate a group hug without a /c/ute group hug pic to go along
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703292

Doomo desu (=^.^=)
>> Anonymous
>>703294
i know eh?
-shrugs- i grew up in a household where i was taught "every wife should treat their man like a king, and every man should treat their wife like a queen"...
and i dont trust daycares for watching my kids! lmao
*is oldschool* ;_;
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
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>>703288
>>703292

And yet, you dont know where you are stepping into..

Coming to /c/ and hugging the men in here? It takes more than good will to do it. It is a test of yourself, test of courage. The will to grouphug the men on /c/, is will to throw yourself into arms of wild beasts.

Picture related.
>> Kiiyo
>>703302
Hehe, harsh
>> Stark
As a lonely, hopeless romantic male who's primary passion is writing, this thread makes me happy inside. I feel the warm fuzzies.

You guys rule.
>> Savage
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>>703302
Well, we are more or less all ronery ITT...
>> Kiiyo
>>703307
Yeah, isn't that the point of being here
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
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>>703306

Haha :) I think everyone here has part of hopeless romantic inside
>> Anonymous
if we make a hookup thread we'd get our personal information raided by /b/
>> KZN
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>>703281
I suppose the ability to do things that normally piss other off is nice, but the novelty of such wore off a long time ago. You see, for almost half a year my dad had me under practical house-arrest. I wasn't allowed to go anywhere on my own, and I wasn't allowed to be in the car with my siblings either (because I'm "unpredictable," apparently.)

It was terrible; I had to watch my brothers come and go, having shitloads of fun, while I was left behind without even a second thought or spared glance. Day after day I'd be left there all alone, the white noise of the washing machine or the hum of computers the only things I can hear--seemingly mocking me, reminding me that there's no one here. ;_;

Wow, that came out sounding really...depressing.
>> Kiiyo
>>703311
Unfortunately way to true
>> Savage
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>>703326
It did. Now I'm all bummed out again by your distress ;_;
>> Kiiyo
It's okay, we're always here to /c/onsole you!
>> Stark
>>703337

Cute.
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703337

/c/ - The small town pub of the internet ~.^
>> Rock
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>>703326
My folks are overbearing and I like having the house to myself, they never ground me odd enough. But, yeah...That's pretty sad and I'm sorry you had to go through with that.
And by 'unpredictable' what does that mean? It sounds kinda exciting...
>> KZN
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>>703330
I'm sorry! Here, have a smiling loli.
>> Kiiyo
>>703338
I can only try ~_^

>>703343
And that's why we love it
>> Savage
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Okay, I'ma go to bed now, and I hope this thread doesn't start saging itself before I get back.

Hugs for everyone!
>> KZN
>>703345
"Unpredictable"...well, not as exciting as it sounds. You see...one of my brothers and I got into a little squabble/fight and I knife got involved (no one got hurt, thankfully,) and I got blamed for it. So apparently I'm unpredictable as in "unpredictably dangerous." I don't think that's true. :(
But thanks for the concern. :3
>> KZN
>>703350
Ok, g'night! (If it starts saging itself we may just have to create another thread...)
>> Kiiyo
>>703351
You know, I could almost use some
>unpredictably dangerous
It actually gets annoying being called an enormous teddy bear after a while, hehe
>> Rock
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>>703351
I see...So I just gotta stay on your good side...
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
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>>703330

Here, take this. Found it while checking my old folders, but when I saw it, my heart almost stopped.

I mean, look at the smile on her face, how she looks so innocent and happy..

For fucks sake, I start to feel like drinking ~~
>> Stark
It figures that the only time I can't describe any of my deepest, most romantic fantasies is when I'm trying to think of them on command. D=

I do have at least one I can throw out for you guys...one of my more romantic fantasies involves a dark, cold winter night with snow falling past and landing on the window. The room is dark, quiet, and still, lit only by the warm, flickering glow of the fireplace, illuminating myself and the object of my affections, cuddled together underneath a single blanket, holding her in my arms as she sleeps peacefully, her chest rising and falling silently with calm, silent breaths.

I run my hand through her hair gently, and smile. And I close my eyes. And sharing in each other's warmth, I join her in the land of dreams and fantasies, until dawn breaks once more.
>> KZN
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>>703357
Well, maybe so, but it's also kind of a put-down to be called a monster by your own parent.
>>703363
See, that's the thing. It wasn't even really my fault. You see, I was carrying the knife in order to unlock a door--it wasn't being used as a weapon, but that's how it was my dad interpreted it; apparently because there was a disagreement, any sharp object in the vicinity must have been my doing and must have been used to harm someone else, in his opinion. I'm not dangerous, I promise. ;_;
>> Rock
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>>703370
I see...But why not a screwdriver? I use those to open doors, I just remove the knob and then it's no longer locked...
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703370

I know, my dad's fast to judge too, and when he's made up his mind, nothing else is correct. Few times I almost punched him in his face because of that. ~~
>> Kiiyo
>>703370
Hey, noone said they thought you were dangerous, you're just ronery =)
>> KZN
>>703374
Well, first of all I don't own a screwdriver (I should, though.) and the knife is quicker cause I can just slip it in between the bolt and the wall and slide it back. The problem was I still had it in my hand when my little brother grabbed my wrists and shoved me, so I guess it was interpreted that I was trying to hurt him. :(
>>703375
Yeah, I'm always the blame for everything that happens, and even sometimes things that don't happen. I don't know, but I've always been my dad's least favorite child. I'm the only girl child in my family, and I guess that's why, because my dad and his whole side of the family is kinda (read: very) misogynistic. Even his mother.
>> Kiiyo
>>703390
Well how much longer are you gonna be stuck there? When will you be able to move out?
>> KZN
>>703403
Well, I'm turning 19 tomorrow, and technically in AL that's the age when you're considered an adult (as opposed to 18.) So I could move out tomorrow, legally.

But to be honest, I don't think I'm mature enough to support myself. Nor am I ready to be living on my own. Besides that, my parents are currently going through a nasty divorce, so by the time it's over I should be able to live with my mom exclusively instead of both my parents under the same roof.
>> Stark
>>703409

Your birthday is tomorrow? HOPPI BASUDAY~ (one day early) =D

And I'm impressed by how mature you are in thinking about yourself and your life situation when considering moving out. A lot of the people I used to know would've been like "YEAH MAN I'M MOVING OUT THE SECOND I CAN AND LIVING ON MY OWN" and not realizing what they're getting into. That's why I'm still here with my parents at 19 - I can't support myself yet at all. I still need them. I just hope soon I'll be able to strike out on my own and head to college.
>> KZN
>>703412
Haha, thanks.

And yeah...I don't know if you saw my other thread but my older brother is trying to go off on his own. He's not too mature, though...and he's figuring out living on your own is not all it's cracked up to be. I hope he comes home soon.
>> Kiiyo
>>703409
Yeah I guess I know what you mean
I'm turning 18 in 2 months, and I have no intention of trying to make it on my own any time soon
In fact, I don't even have a job or a girlfriend or anything =)
But, fortunately, I do have a place to stay when I move out (Or should I say like 12 at once)

Also, I've caught you two days in a row, but this is 4chan, so I don't know if I'll talk to you tomorrow, so here's my "Happy Birthday (KZN)!"
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703412

Heh.. Im turning 19 this year too and I live on my own.

Indeed, its kinda hard to pay electricity/water/etc bills, buy food, MAKE the food, wash your own dishes, clothes etc. :P But im kinda used to it, I just dont go and buy randomly all the "good" stuff from store, wich usually cost alot.

I have army ahead of me in 4 months, and society pays the rental fee for that time, so its fine that way.

But sometimes I still miss mommy <3 Especially when making the food :D
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703409

Also, ~Happy birthday~

(in forehand ^^)
>> Kiiyo
>>703419
From what I hear the missing your mommy never quite goes away ~.^

*Salute* to our troop(s)
Well, I guess if you're a fin you're not exactly one of my troops per say, but the ideal is the same
>> KZN
>>703416
Thanks! :3
12 places?
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
>>703423

Yah, army ftw. Especially in Military Police ^^

Doesnt really matter what country it is, most likely the idea is same :)
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
But yeah, Im off to bed too. Almost 3am here :P

G'Night peeps :)
>> Jumi
>>703414
Haaay I'm the person from that other thread who talked about your bro and said you were cool and stuff. I decided to get a name for now. >.> Anyway, sorry if this offends you, but your dad sounds like a real bastard from what you're saying. I don't know how your mom is, but it seems like a good thing they are getting divorced. I hope you can live in peace with her soon!
>> Kiiyo
>>703428
Well I basically live with my friends already anyway, I've spent perhaps 3 nights at home in the past month, so yeah, 12 lol

>>703436
Hehe, it's only 5pm here, but nighty night anyway
>> KZN
>>703419
Yeah, I love my mother way too much to try and move out any time soon. In fact, once she and my dad finally split into two houses, I may stay living with her for quite a long time just to keep her company. I could have a job and all, help take care of the house/cook/clean, but it would be nice just to live with her, you know? She deserves to have someone stay with her.

Oh and thanks for the b-day sentiments. :3
>> KZN
>>703440
Congrats on the name! And no, not offensive at all. My father is a huge narcissistic, controlling dick. My mom's a real good parent, though. Unfortunately it took her like two decades to finally realize what an asshole her husband was. And then she finally mustered up the courage to file for divorce when my dad kidnapped one of my little brothers when we were trying to go on vacation. (He had him for about a month...)
>>703444
Yeah, I have a friend (well, mostly my brother's friend, but all of us hang out, so...) that kinda lives at our house most of the time, too. It's pretty cool. Especially considering I really enjoy spending time with him. <3
>> Kiiyo
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>>703459
Is he the one you were talking about yesterday with the cockroach story?

On a side note, it's hell to find a single specific pic in a folder of 6352 and growing, arranged by date aquired since I'm too lazy to name them
>> Rock
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>>703447
I feel like I'm keeping the household together, even though I'm working and soon going back to my community college (5th term I think now). So, I'm in my early 20s and still live at home, it's kinda embarrassing, but my friend who's 24 and a lab tech at a local hospital is still living with his folks though he has his own phone/internet bills and such to pay. (Though he's latino, so it's still okay to live with your folks I guess; being white it's shameful? Doesn't seem fair.)
One reason I'm still at home is that my car is cursed, I swear. I've been a victim of hit and runs twice, had to pay for it, and as soon as that gets fixed something new hits and dents it.
>> Anonymous
Well isn't this some surypy stuff right here. You two should get a room. And a distance relationship or something.

Pshaw, teenagers.
>> Kiiyo
>>703472
You lose the desired effect when you don't specify which two in a conversation of three >_<
>> Jumi
>>703459
Haha thanks and I forgot to say happy birthday, sorry about that. It's weird 'cause I basically went through the exact same thing. My dad is a huge bastard and my mom is awesome and they went through a divorce when I was a teen. From my experience I can tell you that I think you'll be a lot happier living with your mom in a place you can truly be peaceful.

I also think it's a mature thing for you to say that you'd rather take your time rather than run off. I was going to say in that last thread that a lot of younger people really feel the need to be independent right away, which is maybe how your bro feels.
>> Kiiyo
>>703480
Though you both are older than me, I still must agree
>> KZN
>>703469
Yeah, that's the one. It's kind of funny because he literally lives in my bro's closet. (He's also a pompous fuck so much to the point where he calls himself Jesus--he's always asking my brother "So, what does it feel like to be able to say "Jesus lives in my closet."?)
>>703471
That must suck...at least you have your own car, though ,right?
>>703480
Thanks. :3 And yeah, a lot of people I know are really excited about turning 18 or 19, because they seem to think that they'll immediately be an adult once they hit that age. I just think it's weird. Maturity is something that comes gradually, not overnight.
>> Anonymous
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I want to build this contraption
<------------
>> Bahamanon
My ideal ronery fantasy? Having a loli to come home to and snuggle at night without the risk of being vanned. I'll agree with the consensus that going back to a quiet one bedroom apartment gets ronery after awhile.
>> Anonymous
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OP of last thread here.

What beast have I created?
>> KZN
>>703513
An awesome one...?
>> Rock
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>>703499
Well, I have to replace the rotors and break pads so that's 280 bucks plus labor I believe, then in December or so I need to buy new tires and that's 400. Then there's text books I got to get. So, it's gonna make buying an electric-acoustic bass kinda tricky, also filling up my collection of oldschool ps1 games along with adding ps3 games to my collection. Then you can't forget the manga and anime.
I'm a collector at heart and that's a bad thing.
>> Anonymous
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>>703521

I'll go with that.

Moar couple pics for anon
>> Anonymous
Be hugged in a really awkward situation and just forget about it and focus on her...

;_;
>> Kiiyo
>>703521
Agree
And that reminds me of an ep of futurama where zoidberg calls himself jesus
>> Kiiyo
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come on roneries, don't let our thread get bumped out
>> Anonymous
Does anyone else want a loving kiss? No licking or anything, just face to face?
>> Kiiyo
>>703673
Always best
>> Anonymous
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>>703311

Oh, come on, we're /c/. We're the NICE Anons.
>> Anonymous
We ought to archive part 1 and 2.
>> Anonymous
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I just want a girl to be there for me when I really need them. Someone be with when I'm alone.

I've already grown tired of watching people walk about with their special other. And though I am cursed to never have that privilege, I can dream can't I?
>> Anonymous
>>703715

Honestly, I'd like, just ONCE, for even ONE of the female friends that I have to not be taken. Christ, I have four different girls who have all come up as objects of interest, and with all four of them, it's never going to happen. Now, this would be... somewhat tolerable, if not for the fact that I've gotten the "Well, it's not as though I've never thought about what... we would look like..." from three of them.

Ugh. I hate my life. I have plenty of prospects, all spoken for. Period.
>> Anonymous
>>703729
My condolences to you anon, but perhaps like me, you too are cursed to thread on a similar path. The only thing for us to do now is to forget about the trivialities of love and focus on gaining power and influence; if the world will not love you, let it fear you.
>> Anonymous
I don't really know what to say, really. I've been in a relationship for the past ten months. I'm neither good-looking and I am rather shy. I have had many friends who are girls but no girlfriends persay, at least, not before my current one. Ten months ago I was certain I would remain alone, surrounded by friends with their own boy/girlfriend. And lo and behold, my girlfriend-to-be comes along. What I'm trying to say is that it's never healthy to give up. Luck can always turn your way. Never be desperate and don't run after girls/guys just because. If you want to help someone, don't do it out of desire to be with them, do it because you actually mean it. Christ, I'm babbling.
>> KZN
>>703531
I believe a lot of us are /c/ollectors. Might be a bad thing, but I don't see it that way.
>>703778
I agree!
>> Anonymous
>>703695
Part 2 Has been archived and awaiting review.
>> Anonymous
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I lived with a guy for a year who I loved but turned out to be a huge misogynist loser. He'd always tell me that I'm pretty, and cook good things. (even if I had to be careful how much I eat if I want to stay pretty..) But being a Astronomy/Physics major and being told every day that women can't do math (by a guy who flunked out of remedial PREALGEBRA at his community college) takes a toll, as well as any woman standing up for herself in any argument being called feminism.

And apparently scratching my head while doing Calculus III homework = I should get back in the kitchen. (When he doesn't even have a job...) He's not at a good point in his life... I think it's self esteem issues and I hope he'll come out of them one day. He's a wonderful guy, but a destructive influence.

We had alot in common and had alot of fun. Where are all the good men in Texas? I don't even care about sex... I just want to be close to someone.

So ronery.
>> Nutmeg
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Let me share my story - I met my fiance five years ago online over the topic of anime – Trigun to be more specific. Ooh, how I hated him. Loathed even. So one day he sends me a buddy request and I go to block him so I'd never have to see his bad spelling and grammar again. I accidentally hit "Accept" and felt too lazy to change it. That sparked the whole thing. We talked one day when I was home sick from High School and he was the only one on. From there, a friendship sparked then other interests. I flew up once to meet him where fantasy number one was met.

In the chilly Michigan weather ( I was from Mississippi ) he wrapped his trench coat around me, held me close, and we shared our first kiss together in the airport; his confession being the first words he ever said to me in person.

Three more trips back and forth from MI to MS and I moved in with him. Some of my favorite moments with him now are just watching anime together, playing games together, wrestling with him, having him brush my hair, pouting at him and forcing him to paint my toes, cooking him dinner and hearing him content noises while eating, the way he’ll walk up behind me and hug me from behind, that confident smile he wears when he sees that I notice he’s just put on my favorite cologne….

I think I like moments like these best though. He’s sitting across the room from me on his desktop while I’m on my laptop and we’re just listening to music, browsing our respected sites, and IMing kissy faces at one another.

Our wedding is next year in July. Even though I’ve already started a life with this wonderful man, I’m looking forward to carrying his last name and sometime soon his child with me. Fantasies come true, /c/. I wish you all luck!
>> KZN
>>703846
Oh god, that is such a cute story. Congrats on finding your happiness.
>> Kiiyo
>>703846
That's sweet
You should put anon on the guest list
>> Anonymous
I just want a girl to hold and love, someone to comfort me on "one of those days" someone i can tell how much i love her, alas i come home each day to an empty house and 4chan to read.
>> Anonymous
I...I'd like to be stalked by a girl. I think it'd be kinda cute.
>> Rock
>>703846
Gotta say, that's almost too good to be true. But, it also makes me miss MI's winter weather. I hate the south too damn hot all the time. I want to see snow everywhere again. Maybe that's where the home really is for me. I dunno. I also miss the music scene there, the great music in the shitty basements and the fairgrounds.
>> Jumi
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>>703306
I love the sound of you already!

>>703805
I only collect lots of fanart and junk like that on my comp since it's tidy, but I see what you mean.

I don't have much to add to this thread since I already posted what I'd want (to protect a guy animu style like in the pic, except reversed), but it's very fun to read through.
>> Anonymous
>>703846
Nutmeg: our hope bringer <333
>> KZN
>>703893
Oh god, seconded. I hate the heat...I want some fucking snow! Well, fall is coming soon, so hopefully it'll cool off just a bit.
>> Jumi
>>703778
I think that's great advice and I couldn't agree more. A defeatist attitude really does screw you over a lot, but I can understand where those people are coming from. I've seen so many people rush into terrible relationships because they simply don't want to be alone and I feel bad for them since it seems like they respect themselves so little. There's hope people, just love yourself first.
>> Anonymous
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I was what psychiatrists call a 'rejected child'... I went 11 years without anyone my age to talk to.

I moved to a new town a couple years ago, and I still haven't made any friends. All my old don't really get it, either (I'm kinda too scared to explain the roneryness), so I usually just sit in an empty house day after day...

My ronery fantasy is having a surprise birthday party. I've never had one where either no one showed up or I got my face smashed in at the end of the day, and sometimes it's nice to imagine someone other than my mother remembering.
>> Anonymous
>>703899
You kiddin'? The heat is one of the reasons I love Texas. I get to laugh at all the lightweights who are obviously from states more to the north. I'll also occasionally treat them to a snow cone out of pity.
>> Nutmeg
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Aww. You guys are far too kind.

>>703893
Ugh. I hate the snow actually. Its pretty and all but he always pushes me down in the big piles of it. Or he challenges me to snowball fights and by the time I make one he's made three and has thrown them at me. Hmm. He took me sledding for the first time in my life last year. I guess that was fun though. I'd rather cuddle on the front porch under a blanket with a glass of cocoa and watch the snow fall though.
>> Jumi
>>703906
I really have no idea how you can deal with the heat so well, but it drives me NUTS. It's nice that you take pity on us poor, unfortunate souls.
>> Anonymous
>>703910
Maybe it's a life time spent in Texas and five years of marching band. My cold resist kinda sucks, but I have the most awesome jacket in the world for that.
>> Anonymous
>>KZN
Please don't tell me you played WoW on stormscale.
>> KZN
>>703906
Nah, I'm serious. I hate, hate, HATE the heat. I just can't stand it. I do come from up north (MD) so I really miss the snow. ;_;
>>703923
No, and I've got no clue what you're referencing, but I've been asked that before.
>> Rock
>>703891
No you don't. I had one my senior year of highschool. Stuff went missing from my locker, I got weird calls at work (blockbuster at the time, a "customer" kept asking for me), a neighbor noticed somebody under the side window of my room a few times (who the hell doesn't call the police when they see that?), and strange crappy artwork was found in my car once.
>> Anonymous
>>703934
Well, to each his own, I guess. But I'll agree that the rarity that is snow(at least where I live) is absolutely wonderful.
>> KZN
>>703935
Jesus Christ, that's creepy. If that sort of thing happened to me, I'd be scared to go outside at night (which is the only time I DO go outside, practically, because of the heat in the day around this time of year.)
>> Anonymous
>>703935
I still find that somewhat cute in an odd manner.
>> Anonymous
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>>703868

We can distribute starfish to convince everyone to go!
>> Aro
sup /c/
>>703909
I don't like snow either... but I do love that fantastic feeling that you get when you come into contact with something room temperature after numbing yourself.

Looks like I've made another ronery fantasy. Yes, go guess what it is.
>> Aro
>>703935
I'd put my glasses on and be all like "WASSUP WATSON". Then I'd go off to solve the mystery.

And that would very much be kind of cute if the person was just being awkward. And then we had a friendship formed through our criminal-detective BOND. YEAAAAAAHHH!

Roneriest fantasy is to have someone my age I can actually talk to. ;_;
>> Anonymous
lmfaoo this is fuckin funny http://tinyurl.com/6jpgdn
>> Anonymous
>>703960
...all right, I'll bite.

...you suck. It's for some online game. The more people that hit his link, the stronger he gets.
>> Anonymous
>>703955

With you there, friend. Definitely with you there.
>> Anonymous
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A few years ago I was dating a girl I had known since high school. She spent the night sleeping next to me one night and the next morning my apartment was cleaned and she was sitting on the edge of my bed beside me, watching me and waiting for me to wake up so she'd be the first thing I saw when I awoke. God I loved that girl, I'm a fool for leaving her to serve in the air force.
>> Anonymous
>>703990


Seems like, yes. You going to keep it going during your service, or is it a one or the other situation?
>> Anonymous
>>703990
Did/Is she wait(ing) for you?
>> Anonymous
It was years ago. She's happily moved on and I've yet to find a woman who could come close to making me feel so truely loved.
>> Jumi
>>703998
Ugh that's so sad, you poor soul. Uh if you don't want to answer don't bother, but why did you join in the first place?
>> Anonymous
My fantasy would be a girl crying in my chest or on my shoulder about something, and I just stroke her head or back. We just sit or stand there for a while, just doing that.
>> Anonymous
It was a couple months after 9/11 and just like 90% of the rest of the country I had stars and stripes on the brain and thought I had to do more to "make a difference". We had both agreed to separate for a while and since I felt I had no reason now to stay home I enlisted in aircraft maintenance and spent the next 4 years in various countries overseas.

You know in Korea you can't go into any bar without a girl wanting to marry you, but that's just because the standard of living in the US is a million times better.

Anyway I'm done with my enlistment in one more year and then I'm going to the only place I've ever called home to try to find love and settle down again. I was never comfortable about being the kind of guy to have lots of ex's. I have always just wanted a woman who is much more than a friends and lover.
>> Anonymous
my ronery fantasy is to have an amazing first kiss.
I'm a really shy girl who never seems to be able to say the right thing around guys and even though I'm almost 20 I've never been kissed.
It makes me feel very ronery.
>> Anonymous
>>704006
Best of luck to ya, man.
>> Anonymous
I think I'll need it....
>> Anonymous
I've spent so much time writing something, and I couldn't submit it.
I just want someone that would help me to feel human, and not some sort of wounded animal that desperately tries to hide its own pain by showing its teeth and threatening to strike. Someone who would smile at me, say something kind, and just hold me for a while. Someone that would unfreeze my heart, and help me to stop despising my feelings so much.
>> Jumi
>>704006
That's so harsh, I feel so bad for you. It's sad since you seem like a genuinely nice guy. I guess one way to look at it is that you've traveled abroad and seen things most won't ever in their lifetime. You've found a wonderful lady once in your life and I'm sure you will again.
>> Anonymous
It's not harsh, it's just how things happened I guess. I only have myself to blame and I can only depend on myself to find someone new.
>> Rock
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>>703909
I hated the snowball fights cause some asshole always put ice and slush into it and would nail me in the nose or something and cut me up and bruise me. I loved the sledding and snow creature building; yes, I said creature, I was a Calvin growing up, still am I guess...
>>704019
That has to be rough; but ya know how movies make kissing underwater and in the rain seem so great? Yeah, it's kind of a pain honestly; you can start choking on water intake.
>> Savage
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*yawn* Did I miss anything?
>> Shyguy
/c/........i'm so happy right now..........the gods/god/whoever answered my prayers.....just got back from work....beautiful girl walked in and tried to start a conversation with me and just as i was about to freeze up one of my co-workers helped me through it.......so i kinda received my fantasy!!!!.....i was so happy today!!
>> KZN
>>704076
Yeah, I've always questioned that. Wouldn't it be hard to kiss underwater since you have to, you know, breath? In the rain might be nice, though.
Then again, kissing at all would be nice. I've never been kissed. ;_;
>>704090
Hmm...not much, I suppose. A bit o' conversation.
>>704112
Congratulations, Anon. I'm happy for ya!
>> Pac(?/\:?Massacre !WPG8eb9bKs
what the shit
>> Rock
>>704131
Eh, it was really hard downpour rain, like can't see shit rain. And it was going sideways into my face since she was shorter than me...It was okay, but I ended up being sick for the rest of our trip...
>> Anonymous
Kissing a girl in the rain with no umbrella......seems really romantic........
>> Rock
>>704141
I had to give her one of my shirts (was wearing a thermal underneath my tee) because she wore a white shirt and all (even though I kept saying it might rain, you might want to wear something else) and that's why I got sick I went from two layers of warmth to just a teeshirt in heavy rain...
>> KZN
>>704136
Ahh, that sucks. Maybe lighter rain would be nice, though, yes?

Anyways, I gotta get to bed now cause I have to get to bed early. Good night, everyone!
>> Anonymous
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I <3 this thread
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
Still alive, I see :)
>> Anonymous
>>703221
Who is the artist for this?

I've always loved this picture.
>> Savage
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>>704189
Doing science and still alive =D
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
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>>704197

Hmm.. I have tough choice ahead of me.

Make my own food or get some kebab. I have most of the stuff I need to make my own food but im feeling kinda lazy, and still, I dont feel like wasting money, gotta buy some gasoline for mah car ~~

So hard to choose
>> Anonymous
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Ronery fantasy...short, cute, car trouble. Pretty simple.
>> Anonymous
>>703302
I kinda wanna get gang raped by those four... maybe not Miyuki but the other 3 :3

>>703191
Are you kidding me? Ticklish? Most people I know hate to be tickled but it's like orgasmic to me and i have no idea why. People think it's strange when I don't stop people who tickle me.

Anyway, my ronery fantasy... Well my last (and only) girlfriend was an absolutely hideous and mentally unsound bitch who weighed 300 lbs (I wish I was joking) and she wasted 4 months of my life. She put me off of sex for a long time and relationships indefinitely (when you stare at something that looks like the rest of the fat folds of her body and smells worse than a garbage dump full of shit, sex seems kinda disgusting). I guess my fantasy would be to find the perfect person, male or female, for me that would spark the doused flame of relationshipness within me. Kinda hard when you're not sure if you want to be male or female tho :(
>> Anonymous
>>703409
Hapi Basudei!
^-^ Hope you have a good 19th year!
>> Kiiyo
Heya, I'm back to stalk yall from my friend's house (Which is basically an exaggerated extension of /e/, so I'm feeling a ittle twitchy lol)

>>704209
I.. uh... hope that works out for ya... I think?

>>704157
Hey, I'll be trollin' around for ya tomorrow to yell sweet birthday somethins at ya, so be sure to find your way back here (Or a new thread, if this one sages out I'll make another)

>>704199
Also, you people really make me want to visit Finland lol
>> Anonymous
>>703167
i've got the same fantasies!
...but i won't happen in real life.
>> Anonymous
I've always wanted one of those "loveable asshole" boyfriends, like E from thingsmyboyfriendsays.com.
The ones who are hardcore about their video games and/or comics, you know the kind.
Sadly though I'm destined to be ronery forever because most of these guys, they only really get hot blonde girlfriends with big tits that last like 2 weeks, which is understandable I guess given the circumstances that most girls like me don't share my, uh, enthusiasm.

I guess all I really want in the end is a guy who is proud of having me as a girlfriend. Heh.
Guys don't really ask women on dates anymore, do they?
>> Kiiyo
>>704248
Nope lol
Actually, I've been asked out a few times myself, but I've never actually asked a girl out myself ~.^
>> Anonymous
>>704248

Wow. You're the first person who I've ever heard say that. I think though that many of those "lovable assholes" are just as ronery as all of us here. I mean, anyone who's obsessed with video games, depending on how hard they were obsessed, they might have gotten shunned during high school (maybe college as well.) I feel that there are many of us out here, but most of the time we're either like you said, going out with blond, well-endowed women, or just have completely shut out the rest of the world. (I was the later until a honest, sarcastic girl found me and started yelling at me. I fell for her hard.)

I think you will find one of those boys. Just don't give up hope.
>> Anonymous
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This thread is really heartwarming.

>>703729
Same here, three great female friends, all of them had been taken before I got to know them.

>>704019
Don't worry. I'm also 20, and I've never kissed a girl.

As for my fantasy...
I'd love to have a girl, that would produce adorable sounds in random situations.
Pic very related.
>> Savage
>>704209
Just out of curiosity, are you male or female?
>> Anonymous
>>704256
oh, no, I'm absolutely sure I'll find one. In fact I already know a couple of them. The problem exists that none of them would ever look at me as any kind of potential SO, let alone looking at me at all, and my nightmare is becoming the "girl with emotional baggage, SEVER!!!", since in reality it's really only those girls who ever ask a man out, not vice versa. So I just kinda avoid that problem all together. I figure, if someone really gives a shit, they'll ask ME out. I know it's a bad stance to take, but if someone doesn't like you enough to ask that, they never will.

err, more on-topic, my ideal would be someone who looks/acts like...say, Scout, from TF2. ...yeeaaahhhh. More /v/ than /c/ I guess but I don't really know of anyone else who'd fit the description any better.
>> Savage
>>704270
Ahahaha, best analogy ever. I know what you mean.
>> Anonymous
>>704271
see? I have it all figured out, I have friends who often come to me for love advice.


...and that's what makes me the roneriest of all.
>> Anonymous of Finlandia
Oh man, I just cooked the best food Iv ever had in my whole life.. Shit was so good that I wished I had someone to eat with.

;_; So rounrey
>> Stark
>>704209

I'm right with you. I love to tickle and to be tickled, so I know exactly how you feel. It's simply a pity no one actually tickles me, though...I think I'd enjoy having someone hold me down and tickle me until I beg for mercy, especially if they go for my feet.
>> Anonymous
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>>704270
BONK
>> Anonymous
There's someone I've been in love with for the past two years. We have so many interests in common, we laugh together, we can talk to each other for hours on end. He's the first person I ever met that made me feel like I was accepted, and that it was okay to be myself and I could truly tell him anything. We've been through a lot together, including a few months where we were so pissed off we wouldn't even talk to each other, but at the end of the day we've always been there for each other. Lately we've been getting close to each other again, and we briefly discussed the possibility of pursuing a relationship again, but...he doesn't want us to end up angry with each other again, and he says he needs time to get his life together and on track better. It's a pretty complicated situation (I left out an assload of details to prevent boring anyone) and it isn't helped by the fact that he lives a good 800+ miles away. There's not a lot I wouldn't give to be with him again, but I don't know if it's ever going to happen. And right now, my ultimate ronery fantasy would just be to lay with him, in his arms...to be able to hold onto him tightly, and know that he loves me and he's not going anywhere.

...I'm such a sap. My reputation would be ruined if any of my friends saw this. ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>704323
Don't be sad anon, at least you've had the chance to have a somewhat meaningful relationship with someone of the opposite gender.

I could never see myself having such a privilege.
>> KZN
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>>704209
Ohh, I love being tickled too. The guy I was talking about tickles me all the time, and although I kick and squirm and such...feels good, man. (If ya don't mind my use of the meme, thar.)
>>704211
Thank you to you and everyone else wishing me happy birthday! :3 Hopefully I will get to do something fun today, and since I worked my ass off yesterday finishing homework, I should be able to just relax.
>>704248
Oh god, I know what you mean. And I dunno, it seems you're right...guys don't ask girls out anymore. I'd ask someone out, but I'm a huge pussy because I'm a paranoid motherfucker and I'm afraid he'd say no.

Also, hey, not all blond girls with big tits are unreliable/stupid/slutty. However it is a stereotype, I know--that's why people who don't know me treat me like I'm really fucking stupid. ;_;
>> Stark
>>704342

It's such a surprise for me to find so many people who like to be tickled! Almost everyone I know or ever met has hated it. I want to talk to and be friends with everyone in this thread who enjoys tickling in any way, shape, or form.
>> KZN
>>704359
Yeah, everyone else in my family besides me HATES to be tickled. I don't think I know anyone that enjoys tickling. I don't understand them.
>> Stark
>>704361

I wish I knew more people who enjoyed tickling D= Sometimes all I want is someone to tickle me senseless. I bet it'd be awesome.
>> KZN
Dear god, we appear to be auto-saging. Curse you, bump-limit!
...Part Three, anyone?
>> Stark
>>704368

I'm actually kind of new to 4chan so I'm not sure if I know exactly how to do it, if there's any specific procedure.
>> KZN
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>>704369
T's okay, I shall do it. I'm just gonna be starting another thread that links back to this one.

New thread here:>>704377
>> Anonymous
>>704192