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Anonymous
Twilight thread GO!
>> Anonymous
*w*
>> Anonymous
I felt the ending of the last book was weak. What about you?
>> Anonymous
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inb4mangoscans

Get ALL of them here btw:
http://twilight.lost-star.org/index.php
>> Anonymous
fucking twilight...
go rape yourselves over that awkward crap somewhere else.
>> Anonymous
>>698160
Pissy that /b/ is down again?
>> Anonymous
>>698162
damn right.
also, this book sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>698165
Oh /b/ you never cease to amuse.
>> Anonymous
>>698169
pleh bleh, pleh bleh-bleh bleh pluh bleh bluh.
>> Anonymous
>>698172
...sign of a true anon?
>> Anonymous
>>698184
Not until someone says 'nigger'
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>698189

someone did
>> Anonymous
niggers
>> Anonymous
edward is a niggercunt.
>> Anonymous
Oh boy more Twilight. My family and I are mormon and it was written by a mormon girl. I can't tell you how sick I am of all the crap I hear about Twighlight, it makes me rage so.
>> Anonymous
even MORMANS are raging over this!
>> Anonymous
id rape the main char. chick, have alucard kill edward, end of story.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>698218
Oh but you've gotta read it, it's written by a mormon girl! Oh you know, it's written by a mormon, you really need to read it.

One more time and I'll go insane I swear.
>> Anonymous
I'd love to put a glittering bullet between the makeup-caked eyes of the hormone-ravaged wish-we-were-goth teens that realized vampires were amazing AFTER reading this book.
>> Anonymous
>Twilight.
You bastards.
>> Anonymous
>>have alucard kill edward
THIS.
>> Anonymous
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God, I loved this book!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>698250
It would also end with SHOKUN.
>> Anonymous
Lol, this shit is on /rs/.
>> Anonymous
>>698254
This proves that Females really DO lurk 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>698266
Said females would be of the underage variety.
>> Anonymous
>>698269
Said females would also include myself, but I couldn't read more than 5 seconds of that book and am not underage.
>> Kagi
>>698274
Said femalesthat include myself but can not stand to see this crap in /c/
>> Anonymous
I liked it better when it was called Buffy the Vampire Slayer
>> Anonymous
>>699255
I liked it better when it was called Count Duckula.
>> Anonymous
NO NO 1000 times no. Rape yourself with a rusty fork you pussy.
>> sage Anonymous
I am so glad to see that /c/ hates this book. /c/ has TASTE!

So, sage.
>> Anonymous
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> Anonymous
>>698254
Please kindly go back to LJ then, you'll find none of this shit here.
>> SAGE SAGE
SAGE
>> Anonymous
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>>699341
sage goes in email field
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>698227
you.... me... lets gather all the bullets we can find, coz seriously, this is looking worse than a zombie take over
>> Anonymous
>>698225
holy fuckshit... it's by a mormon?? My roomate is mormon, also a massive fucking fanfic writing weeaboo, no wonder she loves it.
>> Anonymous
ITT: People who have never read the books bitch about how they're the worst books ever.

I only wish I had something to contribute. All I have is /cm/ stuff though.
>> Anonymous
Twilight: Mary Sue and Gary Stu fall in love.
>> Anonymous
>>701359
>ITT: People who have never read the books bitch about how they're the worst books ever.
Oh you.
Not worth the library trip nor the shelf space.
http://www.mediafire.com/?bwpiukzhnqb
It's only a few hundred kilobytes, easiest shit to read ever - Page Down is your friend. Those old DnD choose your own adventure things are a better read.
>> Anonymous
Come on Anon the first book wasn`t THAT bad, not in the near of good but still not that bad.The Real reason Anon hates the twillight saga is because it´s famous and everyone else hates it too, confess it Anon, deep in your black heart is no hate for that series.
>> Anonymous
>>701689
No, it really is that bad.
>> Anonymous
>>701689
I wrote better when I was in seventh grade. The only vaguely original concept in the entire series is also the fucking STUPIDEST.

Sparkly. Vampires. Cue "what the FUCK?!" on all sides.
>> Anonymous
>>701750
I love the "I can write better than this" How's fanfiction.net these days?
>> Anonymous
>>701846
Fuck if I know. Ask the literary journals I'm published in.