why did charmander evolve to be such an asshole? ash saved his ass from the rain and then a fucking abusive trainer and now look at him. Ash best start releasing him from that pokeball and spraying him with a water hose till he recognizes
...I think Ash is a bit of an ass too."Come on out, Charizard! Nuke that level 5 Chikorita so that I can capture it!"