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Anonymous
My name is Anonymous. I am a survivor living on the internet. I am broadcasting on all /b/ frequencies. I will be at the page 0 everyday at mid-day, when the GMT timezone reads 12:00. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide images, I can provide conversation, I can provide companionship. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone.
>> Anonymous
>>774106

*Pfffhhhhh*...roger that pffffhhhh.... we *phhh*.. /b/ has *pfhhffffhhhh*... MAYDAY MAYDAY!
>> Anonymous
>>774117

COULD YOU REPEAT THAT I LOST THE CONNECTION
>> Anonymous
>>774118

*phhffhhh*... do you ... *phhhhh*... like...*pffffhhhhh* mud- *hhhphhffffhhh*
>> Anonymous
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ok the virus B is here
>> Anonymous
kkkrrrzzzzzttttt-- anon, this is david--- can you hear me, anon?
>> Anonymous
>>774127
who is David ?
>> Anonymous
>>774127

*khhhfffffff* David listen to me, /b/ has fallen! I repeat, /b/ has fallen! The virus has spread, and it's infecting ... *hhhhhhfffffpkhhhh*
>> Anonymous
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what the heck is going on ?
>> Anonymous
*Pfssshht*...Boards no... safe *psshhhhht* sheltering near... *pssshhttt* hotel.... anon out *psssshhhht*
>> Anonymous
I bet this has something to do with the current WoW plague that's killing everything.
>> Anonymous
WoW plague? You are mistaken. /b/ was infected earlier today by a... oh god... it's here... it found me, I don't know how... SAVe YOuRSelF... GET OuT WHile you CAN...
>> Anonymous
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MY FIREARM IS MY FRIEND. IT WILL NOT LEAVE MY S-*cshhhhhhhhhhk*
>> Anonymous
I am alone.
>> ­­
*ksssssht* Anonymous, do you read? This is Dave. /b/ has fallen. /v/ has fallen. /a/ has fallen. /r9k/ has fallen. /k/ is taking heavy casualties. I am running low on ammo, food, water, and pr0n. Please help... Losing signal... OH SHI-*kssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
>> Anonymous
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why is this happening?
>> Anonymous
niggerchan.net
>> Anonymous
weird, why /b/ don't post shit here ?
>> Anonymous
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ok I think its over... wait is that shoop da.. O MY GOODDDD!!!!...
>> ­­
*kssssssssssssht* I blame Bill o'Reilly and Chris Hansen for this. Their extremist fundamental beliefs are killing us off. It's time we take a stand against *kss* terrorists that would harm. WE SHALL NOT SURRENDER! *kssssssss*
>> Anonymous
[STOP] THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM /K/ [STOP] WE ARE HOLDING STRONG AND HAVE BUILT A REDOUBT [STOP] IF YOU CAN MAKE IT TO /K/ WE WILL SHELTER YOU [STOP]
>> sage sage
sage....