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Anonymous
yeah not too bad but... It was christmas day, and my mother said to me, 'Tom, cut the carrots.' So, I was stood there, cutting carrots. But then, my fucking dog came in. I was all 'YOU BITCH FUCK OFF.' But it angered it. It bit my leg. The surge of pain caused my to drop the knife. Alas, as I was masturbationg at the time, it chopped my penis neatly off. My dog then ate it.
The moral of my story, eat the dog for thanksgiving.
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