I should get one of those too. No burglar will dare steal the owner's socks.
Ya, the burglar would try to steal the pet.
>>87948Ya, the burglar would try to steal the pet.Would that make him a cat burglar?
>>87949AAAAUGH.
>>87949Okay...I lol'd.
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>>87949BOO! Bring out the good puns!
If somebody were to steal the cat in the picture, would that be a blue-collar crime?Sorry folks, that last pun was a hard act to follow.
Wait, I've got it.Would stealing somebody's animal be a PETty theft?
No. 87949 here.Only if you CATch him. But if you don't, it will be a DOGged pursuit.