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Testicles and tentacles: Seamen show their derring-do by doing denizens of the deep Anonymous
But get him in private and, well, you wind up reeling in something a bit bestial.

We're not talking about legends of making it with mesmerizing mermaids, but something that's the genuine thing. Like manta rays.

"Almost everybody in the fishing business has had sex with a manta at some point," Makeburu asserts.

What!!! A manta??? You mean one of those enormous, intimidating winged things with a stinger on their tail that looks like an aquatic Batman?

Yep. After all, fisherman out on ships spend a loooonggg time at sea without ever encountering a woman, and, well, let's face it, they can get pretty horny. No, dammit, let's make that incredibly horny. Even desperate enough to do it with a manta. Right?

"Nah," shrugs Makeburu. "Coastal fishermen poke them too."

Apparently it's a ritual of manhood, done out of recognition of the dangers of life on the sea.

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20070828p2g00m0dm002000c.html
>> Anonymous
>>146036
I'm pretty sure mantas don't have stingers.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
The octopus uses its large testicles to catch its prey.
>> Anonymous
fap fap fap
>> Anonymous
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old griz strikes again!!!!
>> Anonymous
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I'd poke it. WITH MY SWORD
>> Anonymous
LOL

I like how Mainichi writes their articles. Not very professional but very amusing.
>> Anonymous
>>146050
gb2 /tv/ or /v/ ¯\(º_o)/¯
>> Anonymous
>>146036
Let's prove our manliness by killing one of the most gentle and intelligent creatures in the sea!
>> spacecowboy
make love, not war...

maybe if our world leaders would have hot manta sex on a regular basis, we won't have much terrorism/nuclear/ID problems eh?
>> Anonymous
>>146693
No, we would have people who fuck fish as our leaders. I'd rather have war/terrorism/AIDS then a fish-fucker as my leader.
>> Anonymous
>>146716
whats wrong with fucking fish?
>> Anonymous
>>146721
I don't know, I think it has something to do with sticking your penis in a fish. I'm not so sure about you but I only use my penis for fapping and hoping to stick it into a human female once in my life.
>> Anonymous
>>146776
Your answer gives me a little hope in 4chan humanity – but I think you meant “hoping to make love to with my human soul mate, one day.”
Oh, and thank you 4chan – I used to think people only had sex with egg-laying dolphins. Now I know manta rays are on the menu too.
>> Anonymous
They don't kill it, they cut the tails off and then fuck it then throw it back. Read moar.
>> Anonymous
>>146039

They don't.