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Dolphins Anonymous
>> Anonymous
That's fucking hot.
>> Anonymous
i was humped by a dolphin once, true story.
>> Anonymous
Reminds me of King of the Hill.
>> Anonymous
>>95655

be glad that it just humped you. the force of dolphin's ejaculation would inevitably cause major internal injuries and most likely death for a human participant
>> Anonymous
The bitch loves it. Lookit her eyes
>> Anonymous
>>95678
somebody post the whole dolphin loving thing. Shits hot.
>> Anonymous
FUN FACT #1:dolphins and humans are the only animals that have sex y time for fun.
FUN FACT#2:a dolphins have a sticky penis
>> Anonymous
>>95695

Not True

>>95695

http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-102775.html
>> Anonymous
http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin.php
>> Anonymous
>>95740
http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?showtopic=102775&view=findpost&p=2396060

"It seems that most people just repeat whatever they read as fact or get entirely the wrong impression from some tiny video clip. For example, a dolphin's penis is fairly flexible until they reach full erection and they can curl the very tip back and forth a bit but I'd never describe it as 'prehensile' like a lot of people seem convinced it is. I've seen them hook things with their penis but it wouldn't be possible to 'wrap it around' an object like a certain FAQ states. I think the whole ejaculation myth probably started with that same dodgy dolphin FAQ that's been knocking around for years. Whoever wrote it knew enough to make it sound good but anyone with genuine hands on experience will notice that it's riddled with flaws."
>> Anonymous
humans, dolphins, and bonobos.
>> Anonymous
>>95739

Beastiality? In MY /an/?
>> Anonymous
>>95730
Several apes have sex for fun as well. The bonobo apes even use it as a currency.
>> Anonymous
haha oh wow
>> Anonymous
>>95746
"genuine hands-on experience"

I'm glad the detail was left out.
>> Anonymous
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>>95636
>> Anonymous
>>95953

lol @ "dolphin therapy" by masato tsukimori.
>> Anonymous
>>95818
Actually bonobos are the only apes that have sex for fun. Besides us.
>> Anonymous
>>95953

...... Rapidshare? <: D
>> Anonymous
>>95987

http://rapidsearch.yi.org/?s=kemono+for+essential

it's in volume 2 i think
>> Anonymous
What in God's name are you people talking about? Sex is ALWAYS fun*. We like all animals are programmed to seek it out and enjoy it because OUR INSTINCTS COMMAND SO. "Fun" is a natural chemical condition facilitated by doing what you feel like/doing what you have to because it's mandated by goddamned nature.
And obviously most animals are not capable of processing the causal procedure of sex ---> baby. They just do what they feel like doing and the baby is just something that happens further down the road.
So why do animals/retarded people which know nothing of reproduction still actively seek out sex with great vigor and enthusiasm? DURRHURR do you think it could be because it produces a psychological response directly analogous to the human emotion of "fun"?

*the only known exception being Surprise Sex from an incompatible or genetically undesirable mate
>> Anonymous
>>96153
wrong.

cats have barbed penises for example, supposedly causing the females pain.
Another example is the mating of some bugs that requires the female to be stabbed through the abdomen.
>> Anonymous
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have some love
>> Anonymous
>>96167
exceptions to the rule motherfucker, have you heard of them?
>> Anonymous
Yet cats in heat still actively seek out sex. It's painful but it's better than the alternative. Even drone bees that die after mating or bugs who are inevitably killed by their partner after copulation don't seem to have a problem with it.

The question is, are there any animals that actively AVOID mating and can ONLY reproduce if raped? It seems like a species with this mechanism wouldn't survive for very long.
>> Anonymous
The urge to reproduce and mate is not automatically equal to pleasure.
>> Anonymous
>>96199
Kind of like how the urge to eat isn't pleasurable.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>96195
I was under the impression that the barbs of the feline penis are to "stimulate" the female, causing her to orgasm and ovulate.

Also, i'm pretty sure tazzy devils only reproduce through rape, but I don't really care enough to look this up.
>> Anonymous
>>96195

Japan seems to be doing fine even if their birth rate is decreasing nowadays.
>> Anonymous
>>95636

there is an animal that reproduces only through rape, though it's a kind of marine life. The male just kinda sits around, trying to bait a female, then rapes her seneless. Once pregnant, the mother only has a short while to live before her offsrping eats her alive from the inside out
>> Anonymous
The SATISFACTION of said urge IS equal to pleasure. Relief = pleasure, hence the popularity of painkillers.
>> Anonymous
In any case the question regards whether an animal can be classified as "the only animal besides humans that has sex just for fun". What the fuck are other animals fucking FOR, then? Tax exemptions? The need for children to work on the family farm?

Fuck that. Since we all know that no woman anywhere has ever actually enjoyed sex, we can go ahead and state the opposite, that humans are the only animals who DON'T have sex for fun.

We're certainly the only ones who do it for money* or political/social gain, and probably the only ones who engage in totally joyless sex with the concrete, premeditated knowledge that it will produce offspring.

*Except for those penguins who have been observed prostituting themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>96245
Animals do not have a sense of pleasure. They have a sense of "this is good" and "this is bad". Nature wants to keep the species going, so nature commands the species to be in heat, have sex, fucking reproduce and get some damned babies so that they won't die out.

That's just IT. The only "animals" that think are humans and dolphins, and possibly some large primate species. That's why they are capable of knowing "pleasure" as such.

Of course animals can be content, for example when they're being petted or are having sex, but they supposedly only get as far as "this is good" because nature wants them to do it.

I know this, I wrote a paper on animal psychology when I was 13 or something.
>> H
>>96270
>I wrote a paper on animal psychology when I was 13 or something.

Ah, so you're qualified then. Proceed.
>> Anonymous
>>96270

lol, I do so enjoy Prof. Mc Dickface's animal behaviour lectures. So nice to hear from someone who knows beyond a doubt exactly what goes on in the minds of every life form on Earth!

(Hoping to hell that it's a troll..)
>> Anonymous
So many animals beyond us, dolphins and apes do too enjoy it to some degree.

If not, bisexuality wouldn't be so wide spread amongst various animals
>> Anonymous
>>96270
what kind of fucking TIME PARADOX is that? Humans ARE a animal species dumbfuck.
>> Anonymous
>>96600
^ He's making it up!
>> Anonymous
question when did everyone suddenly get a bachelors in animal fucking habits?
>> Anonymous
Yer mum.