If you could make one fictional animal real, what would it be?Image related, though I'd probably prefer Chinese dragons because they're less inclined to fuck your shit up.
god.
>>221550I would bring back god so I could kill him and finish up with religion already.(Yes, same poster)
>>221551gtfo /an/ atheistfag
>>221554YARR I R CRATIONIST
>>221554>>221556>>221551facepalm.jpgI would say unicorns, but those would be hunted to extinction so fucking fast that it wouldn't be worth it.
>>221557Are we talking Barbie Unicorns, or the Oblivion unicorns that fuck everyone up?
>>221562SIBERIAN UNICORNS!!
I'd say dragons like op suggested. But I personally like the western ones. If something is going to fuck my shit up I'd rather have a chance of seeing it and running like hell before I get burnt to a crisp lol.Also unicorns and Pegasus would be awsome... hydras too!
>>221570What? Fuck no, what are you thinking?!
Godzilla. And giant cats.
Leviathan. No one would tread the waters again.Either that or Cthulhu. Choose your DestrucTOR.
>>221569Seconded. I like western dragons. Though if they were real I doubt they'd be as 'Imma fuck you up' as stories make them out to be. In other words, I think they'd just be like every other animal with the attitude of 'Leave me the fuck alone.'
>>221594He's thinking abou-uh... urgh... GARGLRRFEASDF!
A Fucking Kraken, Bitches ):<
Mermaids? Minotaurs would be rad too.
>>221636furry son of a bitch
THE HYPNOTOAD!THE HYPNOTOAD!
>>221637Not really. I've been to Minos and got fascinated by that shit even before I ever heard of furries. Better stuff than your average trash-fantasy novel.
Why don't you fags just admit you're furries and otherkin and suck each others cocks and be done with it rather than flooding /an/?
>>221652this is my fursona
Seal Loafs
>>221652So the whole Mediterranian Sea was a Fur fest for the First three Centuries then?
Griffins. Or gryffons. Or griphans. However you spell it.
>>221652FUKKEN FURRIES HURRRR OTHERKIN DURRRR FLOODING BAWWWW
>>221672that and the egyptians
Griffins and Sirens.
wolpertingers
Dragon-headed foxtaurs :3 yiff yiff
dodos :(
>>221716Dodos are real. Just extinct.What are you, a creationist?
Blood Elves!!!!
>>221750i'd hit them with my +12 battle axe if you know what i mean
I'd impale them on my +9 polearm, if you know what i mean.
I saw this on Ragnarok Online, what is it called?
>>221759Deviruchi
Biscuit :(
I'm going with dragons also...
Prolly some sort of Pokemon I could train to attack people. Pikachu would make a good tazer.
>>221867What is the point of a gay merman if it doesnt have a cawk? At least mermaids get tits.
>>221884okay, time for the biology lesson on merfolk.Mers have the proper parts in the same place as humans do. On mermen they would probably have their genitals inside their bodies, with a slit where the penis would be on a human male that the penis extends from. Mermaids have the same setup as human females with it angled downwards a bit to help facilitate mating.And even mythical beings need to poop, so they still have a pooper to stick it into.
>>221750>>221867i'd choose blood elves over mermaids anyday
>>221893Have both =3
>>221885Here's to wishful thinking. Better hope he's good at fellatio or it aint happenin.
HMM.Altaria. <3 And if Pokemon don't count as animals, I'd have to go with a dragon.
I'm gonna have to say dragon too. Let's face it, there is no mythical creature more awesome than the dragon. Of course in the real world they'd probably not be larger than the biggest pterosaurs, but if you look at medieval lore, most dragons were actually described or depicted as fairly small creatures. You don't have to be mountain-sized to inspire terror if you can burn people alive.
Gryphons, Rocs, Phoenixes, Dragons, various sea beasts, giant snakes, maybe some Pokemon, giant penguins, space-dwelling creatures, and critters from the cast of Alien Planet.
>>221750Goddamn. The right one really looks like one of those creepy morrowind elves.
Dryads. So many people would take up the art of bonsai in their homes...
Dragons that could be tamed.. Imagine the awesomeness that would occur from a tamed dragon.
Roostercat
Button-nose
IN b4 /v/irgins find this thread and start posting Gardevoir and Zangoose.
One eyed, one horned flying purple people eaters. I'd watch the fuckers starve, laughing all the while.
>>221674Thirding or fourthing Griffins. That's my last name. I'd tame one and have an OMG FLYING MOUNT.
must be sumthing hot and fuckable like elves :D
just like that one guy said somehintg with a human figure and fuckable
how about a draenei?
i say no to anything humanlike cuz it would just be another race i want to hate, i vote for dragons
Arceus so it could create all the other Pokeymans.
Doug Winger's "animals" just because that would be like watching a trainwreck in action lol
>>222028agreed
>>222044I wouldn't want to try taming a predator big enough to ride on. Basically like trying to tame a huge winged lion with a really sharp beak instead of a mouth full of teeth (unless of course it's the sort of griffin that has a beak AND teeth) and unretractable claws instead of forepaws. Ack!
>>221995Seconding the mithra.
I think El Chupacabra is a pretty cool guy, He eats goats and dosn't afraid of anything!
>>223219fail fail fail
A Chimera.
>>223270True, their about as cool as Dragons are.
As much as I'd like dragons I'd rather have fauns and centaurs and such Narnian critters.
a black man
>>223311oh christ I lol'd
>>223299Funny that a typically lecherous rapist is depicted as a friendly child's man. I do like satyr, but if they were real, I would never take a walk in the woods again.I wouldn't mind a lot of mythological creatures being real as long as they were intelligent (i.e dragons, though they would probably manipulate and take over nations). Griffons would be interesting but over-exploited, we'd see them in zoos and circuses and on the Ellen show.
I'd go with Kitsune.
>>223411in b4 weeaboo
Fish that float around in the air :o
catduck
I'll go with dragons, too, since they're the closest things to dinosaurs I can say.I for one wouldn't mind having a little dwarf dragon trotting alongside me like a dog or something...now that would be pretty awesome.
>>221947>Of course in the real world they'd probably not be larger than the biggest pterosaursoh hay guise
Ents
>>223559Though technically not an animal.
>>223551Your point being...?