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Anonymous
I wanna catch a baby squirrel to have as a pet.

How do I does this, /an/?
>> Anonymous
1. go to some park where squirrels live
2. take granola
3. offer it to them
4. catch one
5. rape
6. have tons of baby squirrels
7. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
8. Profits
>> Anonymous
>>309109
Dude I don't know how to distinguish males from females and I doubt they'll willingly let me check.
>> Anonymous
Fucking don't. I've rehabilitated orphaned baby squirrels before, they're adorable, but a pain in the ass to raise and no matter how good you are to them, they'll be assholes when they grow up. It's just in their nature. Then when you release them out of frustration, they'll run up to people and bite them, because they never learned fear and expect food.

I understand flying squirrels and chipmunks are more manageable, and you can actually find breeders here and there. I would suggest looking into those.
>> Anonymous
>>309170
Thanx. I'll follow your advice.
>> Anonymous
Flying squirrels are cuter anyways and a lot friendlier.
>> Anonymous
Dude my friend has a squirrel and she's had it for some years now but over time it's grown big and evil.......... Now if u take it out of it's cage it hoas bezerk and the only way to calm him down is to give him a goldfish cracker ... He loves dem things
>> Anonymous
>>310172
Who let you out of YOUR cage?