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Anonymous
Hey /an/,
Today I put my hamster 'Silent Bob' into his ball and he was whizzing around the kitchen. I was in the other room browsing /b/, unknown to me, Silent Bob had been banging against the wall and managed to escape from his ball.
Luckily, I managed to coax him out from behind the washing machine with some apple and sunflower seeds before grabbing the bastard.
This thread is about hamsters, in honour of Silent Bob.
>> Anonymous
>>127187

I propose Hamster Stomping Day.
>> Anonymous
>>127190
bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>127190

gtfo jap you have kittens to stomp
>> Anonymous
>>127194
moar like koreans
>> Anonymous
>>127191

Just joking man.No need to get your panties tangled.

What breed of hamster is that anyway?
>> Anonymous
>>127198
I don't know about the one in the pic, it's not actually mine, it's one I found on Google.
My hamster is a Chinese dwarf hamster? I'm really not sure. I actually bought a pair, but one kept biting the other and I got rid of the evil one and kept the shy one who was bullied. Thus came his name of 'Silent' Bob.
>> Anonymous
An easy way to catch rodents when they've escaped is to put their wheel in the middle of the floor. While running across the floor, they'll see it and hop on.
I've caught many of my mice this way.
Also, if you balance one end of a plastic cage on top of the wheel, it'll fall down on the wheel and trap them.
>> Anonymous
When I was 10, we had two golden hamsters. One day, we had several friends over to play.. we had some sort of kids' party, I dunno what for. Anyhow.. We showed our friends our hamsters, and then went out into the back yard.. A few minutes later, I come in to find my mom with one of the hamsters dead in the palm of her hand, with a stick protruding from its head. Apparently one of my "friends" (I didn't know this particular kid) had shoved a stick through its eyeball and into its skull, and my mom had to finish the job so it would die quickly.

True story.
>> Anonymous
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>>127374

What the hell, sick kid! What did the hamster do to you o_o

Anyway, I kept a LOT of hamsters when I was younger, and two of the hamsters I had ended up having 17 litters before the male died (not counting the one the male had with his daughter o_0)

Pic very related, as it's the male's descendant that we decided to keep. Teddy bear hamster.
>> Anonymous
The hamster in the picture is a Winter White dwarf hamsters. They're relatively tame for dwarfs.
>> Anonymous
We used to have a hamster that loved chewing on the axle of his external wheel. One day, he was alternately chewing away and running away in the wheel, causing his cage to inch slowly across the countertop. Eventually the axle gave way and the wheel broke free, falling loudly the three feet from the counter to the floor.

We all came rushing downstairs to find the hamster lying, ostensibly dead, on the floor.

My mom picked him up and started rubbing his heart and blowing into his mouth. The next thing we knew, the hamster came to, a little shaky bit otherwise undamaged.

However, when he went to eat a hamster treat, he found himself unable to grab it properly. He held it between his two hands and tried nibbling, but it would come free from his hand and get pushed under his chest. He'd then back up a bit and try again.

By the next morning he'd regained his fine motor control and was able to eat normally.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Hamsters are durable little fuckers. My mum had one that chewed off his own back legs, had little bony stumps, and would still try and run on his wheel. The sound was.. horrifying. He lived another couple years before finally dying.

I dislike them because all the ones I've met bite, but.. it simply isn't in a hamster to ever give up.
>> Anonymous
>>127468
Heart attack? what the fuck, lawl.
>> erica
MIDNIGHT RAVENS
>> Anonymous
>>127473

Not so much heart attack as (proportionally) huge fall.
>> erica
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no birds i'll help!