hello /an/ my cat brings in mice all the time and eats it alive so i got to the idea of torturing it to death the next time he brings one in and only if my mom aint homeso it is now i cought a mouse i will torture it to death unless one of you gives me enough reason not to torture it to deathon the other hand if you have a great idea on how to do it i will do it that way i will post the results on /an/
Reason not to torture it to death: It won't make your tiny dick bigger. Not the least bit. sorry, /b/tard
i forgot to say flaming only or bel-air jokes will make me torture it to death
>>92800Idiot alert
/b/ is closed due to AIDS
I'd rather you give it to a snake or have your cat eat it or something; that way you get the horrible feeling of killing something but it doesn't go to waste because at least you fed an animal?Or you can just be a wasteful fag and torture it. Good luck getting girls. :)
Ah shit, we're witnessing the birth of the next B.T.K or some shit.
Good way of starting your criminal career. The world needs more serial killers and mass murderers.
I dare you to take it to the front of your local police station and kill it in front of all the cops to see.
>>92767if my mom aint homeunderage ban
>>92776Kid, how many times do I have to say it?TORTURING THE MOUSE WILL NOT MAKE YOUR PENIS BIGGER! Now, hitting your dick with that hammer, that WILL make it bigger.Trust me. I know science.
>>92839The Black peoples agree on this bitchin' shit, yo!
>>if my mom aint homeGuys don't mock badass mouse torturer. He, in fact, has stopped sleeping next his mother since six months ago. Told you he was hardcore!
That mouse is cute. Dont kill it. Give it to your mom as a present instead <3
stick the mouse in your mom's pooper. she'll shit mice
ITS DELICIOUS MOUSEYOU MUST EAT IT
Wow, what a fucking dumbass.P.S. In case you didn't get it yet, it makes you the comic relief of 4chan when you say, 'only if my mom aint home'. That is all.
Do it, you still stay with your parents, so you're either underage b& or over 18 and live with your parents. Either way you are pathetic.
oh, and OP...IT STILL WON'T MAKE YOUR COCK BIGGER!Though, can you post pics of your mom? We'd like to meet her.
>>92839Swollen does = bigger, afterall