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Anonymous
Hey /an/, how do I tell the difference between normal bees and Africanized ones? Quickly.

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>> Anonymous
africanized bees are attracted to white stucco.
>> Anonymous
>>254784
Irritate them and if they chase you for miles, then they are Africanized.
>> Anonymous
One will kill you, the other won't.
>> Anonymous
Smack them with your penis
>> Anonymous
get closer to the hive and you will find out
>> Anonymous
Have you even bothered to ask them?
>> Anonymous
Africanized bees tend to have thicker lips and the hair on their abdomen is nappier than that of European bees. If you are beset upon by a swarm you can distract them with a 40 of malt liquor and some pig's feet. White women are more at risk when confronted with Africanized bees while black women seem to be immune and can safely walk through a swarm.
>> Anonymous
>>254828
Or get some KFC and some watermelon. Leave both out near them. If they swarm and kill you while you still carry the items they are Africanized bees.
>> Anonymous
>>254950

Don't forget the Fanta soda.
>> Anonymous
Poke them with a flamethrower.
>> Anonymous
are you in texas?
>> Anonymous
>>254795
this is actually true. regular bees will actually give up over a distance. alternatively, diving underwater will cause regular bees to give up fairly quickly. africanized ones will hover for a looooong while
>> Anonymous
>>254950
>f they swarm, mug you and kill you while you still carry the items they are Africanized bees. <-- fixed
>> Anonymous
>>254784
It would be awesome to take like a huge flat piece of wood and push it right up against that wall... while being clothed appropriately of course
>> Anonymous
>>254784
If the bees still are on your property here's what you do:

Get remote control helicopter: $20.
Stand inside safely.
Laugh as you pilot it around the bees.
>> Anonymous
>>255285
LISTEN TO THIS MAN
>> Anonymous
they closely resemble the human female muff.
>> Sky Render !YVKonataVQ
In case OP doesn't get it..
Africanized bees look exactly like the European variety. If you have a bee infestation, and you live in an area where Africanized bees are common, call a professional.
>> Anonymous
>>254784
shotgun that hive!
>> Drew
OP, those bees are not aggressive. They're just swarming. Which means they're looking for a new home to inhabit. They have no honey or brood (baby bees) to protect so they wont defend themselves. Bees are HUGE beneficial insects and you should be happy they're around. If you don't like em, call your local university extension agent and/or a pest management professional.
>> Anonymous
If they are africanized you better hope they are the gentle ones and not natures angry marines.
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>255434
Plus killing them willy-nilly is irresponsible and dangerous for the survival of humanity. Fo serious. Bees are the reason we have so much delicious plant life and bees are dying out. See: Colony Collapse Disorder
>> Anonymous
Africanized bees steal everything they can! Keep a eye on them!
>> Anonymous
>>255452
LIES
>> OkasenLuny !3GqYIJ3Obs
Okay, what you do is you find some european bees, and if the european bees enslave them, they're africanized.
>> OkasenLuny !3GqYIJ3Obs
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>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
>>256867
I don't know where you came from, but you're really annoying.
>> Ragnaros the Firelord
>>256894
it is the summer underageb& newfags everywhere
>> OkasenLuny !3GqYIJ3Obs
>>256894
I live to annoy trolls.

dance for me puppet.
>> Anonymous
>>256888
lol
>> penis zasd
penois penis penis i am telling u penis
>> OkasenLuny !3GqYIJ3Obs
>>256894

Are you that same guy who has been obsessing over me since the first time i posted?

Get a girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
>>256894
Protip: Thirteen and female. Can we PLEASE get some underage b& in here?
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
>>256949
By b& you surely mean NEKKID PIX
>> Anonymous
Take two trashcan lids and start banging them in front of the bees.
>> Anonymous
go run headfirst into the wall as fast as you can. if they swarm you and kill you, its a safe assumption they are africanized.
if you break your neck on the wall, its safe to assume you are an idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>257322
Referring to this Okasen moron, just so you know.
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
>>257324
That's what I get for not paying attention, haha.

>>256929
I think that I said something once to you and have put up with your terrible responses otherwise. And I am a girl, thanks.
>> Anonymous
spray them with bee killer and see what they do
>> Anonymous
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Here's some africanized Bee Hive hairdos
>> L O FUCKING L Anonymous
GOD DAMN
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