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Found this guy in my front door jamb. I'm in Central Florida. Any ideas?
>> Anonymous
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another
>> Anonymous
looks like an african pygmy dick from south america
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Damn that is a pretty doorsnake. They hibernate in there during the winter.
>> Anonymous
rat snake corn snake fox snake
>> Anonymous
i think its a type of king snake
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Remember the rule: Red on yellow, cuddly fellow! Red on black, stand back!
>> Anonymous
the only way you can tell is if you lick it genitals

you know the motto, when in doubt .... lick its balls
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>163042
Stupid, they have cloacae, not balls.
>> Anonymous
>>163044
hey figured if it work for fish then it would work for whatever the fuck that thing is
>> Anonymous
>>163044
yer just mad cuz you have no balls
>> Anonymous
Looks somewhat like a cornsnake.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>163050
My testicles are not in question, thanks.

>>163055
It is a doorsnake. OP should name it biscuit
>> Anonymous
>>163057
the wiley bitter has a cloacae, and yes this thread is now about wither or not bitters got balls :P
>> Anonymous
whats a cloacae?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>163074
cloacae = plural cloaca. You cannot have "a cloacae"
Also, this thread is about doorsnakes. Not my genitals.

Here is a doorsnake eating a young doormouse
>> Anonymous
any ideas for what?
>> Anonymous
>>163077
that and the OP is a corn snake. the one in the OP is a normal phase, the one in 163077 is an okeetee phase. i know, because i was the one that originally posted the pic. that was my snake. :P i only have one corn left though..an anery. :(
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>163089
I think you're lying. That is clearly a doorsnake. Doorsnakes are the only species that have forked tails like the on in OP's picture.
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>>163094

doorsnakes are only naturally occurring in /b/..unless someone from /b/ irresponsibly released theirs into the wild in central florida of course.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>163106
You're thinking of trouser snakes. Doorsnakes are quite common in the south, though they sometimes hide in cars and drainage pipes. That is a lovely little snake, have you considered naming it Biscuit?
>> Anonymous
lulz
>> Anonymous
>>163111
hah nah..i don't name them or my arachnids.
>> strangerpassingthrough
>>163035
It's the other way around you asshole.
>> Anonymous
Stop being a pussy and grab the snake, OP.
>> Anonymous
>>163035
Isn't it Red on Yellow could kill a fellow, but Red on Black it's okay Jack?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>163388
>>163843
What? No! Quit trying to get people killed, you idiots. I am a snake expert, I know these things.
>> Anonymous
>>163884
your genitals are still in ? bitter
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>163889
I honestly don't remember them ever being in the shape of a question mark, so I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with you there.