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House Centipedes Anonymous
I'm not the only one who's deathly terrified of these things, am I?
>> Anonymous
I CAME
>> Anonymous
Adorable fuckers. Its spiders I can't stand.
>> Anonymous
I can deal with spiders, but not with these things. They run too fast.
>> Anonymous
Take your pic, op. Those centipedes or cockroaches.
>> Anonymous
I've never seen one of those around here, and I hope I never do o.o
>> Xenos
>>134818Take your pic, op. Those centipedes or cockroaches.

Ha. Someone called into the zoology and entomology department when someone saw one of these or something like it on campus. They found a pile of roach wings in one area. They realized the thing ate all the roaches so the entomology people told that area to let the thing be.
>> Anonymous
what is it ive seen em in my yard before
>> Anonymous
>>135215
House centipede, name is in OP's subject.
>> Anonymous
the scary thing is they dont die! if you step on one it moves under your foot, and if you hammer it good it wont barely even notice, it just keeps walking like nothing!
>> Anonymous
OH GOD I HATE THOSE THINGS.

My mom claims that she saw one in our basement that was a fucking foot long. Anyone think that's credible or is my mom a nutjob?
>> Anonymous
They are harmless and they kill cockroaches. What is to be afraid of?
>> Anonymous
>>135267
underage b&.
also, the only foot long centipedes i know of are in the tropics, and they're incredibly fucking posionous.
>> Anonymous
Won't take an underage b&, but will acceot a loser-who-still-lives-at-home-with-mom b&.

poisonous? really?
>> Anonymous
they're called silver fish they're harmless just nasty as hell
>> Anonymous
silverfish? not quite
>> Anonymous
>>135282
silverfish are regular six legged grey ugly small things.

this is a centipede. centipedes could eat a silverfish for breakfast (and somehow I think they do).
>> Anonymous
>>135274
They just look scary to me, and the speed they move at frightens me.

But, if what>>134818and>>134842say is true, I'd rather have these over cockroaches. I can't catch the fuckers half the time, so they may as well stick around.
>> Anonymous
I HAD ONE OF THESE PIECES OF GARBAGE IN MY ROOM THE OTHER DAY~! i smashed its face in with a towel and its legs are still on the floor somewhere probably. mmmmmm.
>> Anonymous
>>134811
fuck those shits
>> Anonymous
I used to kill these guys all the time. Then I learned they don't really spread disease themselves, and actively KILL the bugs that do. Like spiders, only instead of sitting in one spot, they go seeking roaches and shit out.

Now I leave them be. They spook me every once in a while by sneaking up on me in dark rooms, but that's about the worst thing that happens.
>> Anonymous
>>135500
Yeah dude. I see these things and silverfish occasionally. I leave the centipedes alone because I know they eat the silverfish :D
>> House Centipeds Anonymous
Oh god i hate them! But everyone thinks its amusing to see me take any blunt object i can find and begin screaming and smacking blindly at it.
>> Anonymous
You know, if there aren't any prey insects, centipedes won't show up. Same with spiders. Most cobweb weavers and house spiders build a web, and if it doesn't catch anything they move on. Huntsmen, too. If there's no roaches to be had they'll go out in search of them.

Tl:dr clean your filthy hovel
>> Anonymous
what the fuck are they?i fucking hate them
>> Anonymous
Nope
>> Anonymous
ew.
>> Anonymous
oh hell no, I have never seen one of those in real life, and if I do, I don't even know.
>> Anonymous
I have three categories of scared. First, fucking spiders. ARGH SPIDERS. Second, non-spiders that bite/sting/poison/hurt me, like bees and wasps and shit. I had some giant goddamn mothra looking bee in my room once, I just fucking left and slept in the apartment hallway that night. Third, shit that is probably harmless and not a spider, but creeps me out or disgusts the fuck out of me. Generally most other bugs and bug-like things that aren't cool like beetles or some ants fall under the third category.

Seriously, I've hugged a tiger, I'm cool with even the deadliest snakes, but I want nothing to do with spiders or silverfish or shit like that. I won't even go near them to kill them unless I'm really driven into a fucking corner.
>> Anonymous
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HAY GUISE CEN I HEAV SUM MOUS 4 DINAR???

OMNOMNOMNOM
>> Anonymous
Fucking hate centipedes. Fast, creepy, and it hurts like hell when they bite.
>> Anonymous
>>135585
They disembowel mice and feast on their delicious innards.
>> Anonymous
You were all expecting this, weren't you?
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3APJA0EedSE

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOmlqSkrSzY

oh hai ima jus layin' mah eggs
>> Anonymous
OMG my ex-girlfriend swam into one of those things when she was under water, that was the only time ive ever seen one.
>> Anonymous
UGH! i fucking hate these things. *squirms in disgust*

one crawled on my lips when i was in the basement as a child.

i rather kiss a roach then that.
>> Anonymous
ive heard they are poisonous enough to cause tissue damange on a human, nasty wounds like when you get bitten by a big spider
>> Anonymous
I love house centipedes. Cockroaches and spiders are fine.

The bug I hate seems to be worms.
>> Anonymous
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST IN HEAVEN MAKE IT STOP. NAO!

I'd never seen these fucking four hundreded legged fuzzy bitches until I moved to Ohio. They're enough to make me leave.
>> Anonymous
I've always wanted one to crawl on me.
I think it would tickle.
>> Anonymous
>>135963
These things are in Ohio!? I've never seen one, and I don't want to see one now!
>> Anonymous
I got home from work the other day and one was on the other side of my appartment door...perception is everything cause it surprised the shit outta me and I would have swore it was the size of my freakin arm till I had my pocket knife buried in it.
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Oh my GOD, NOT THOSE.