Hippos are the best.
Kittys are the best.
That's a given. Hippos are best after kitties.
Ferrets > Hippos > Everything Else > Cats
>>203046Don't you have carpets to pee on, tuberat?
is it hippopotami or hippopotamuses?
>>203071If you want to be pedantic, it's actually hippopotamodes. But hippopotamuses is fine too.
>>203091I do want to be pedantic, so hippopotamodes it is.
Pet hippo!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3NueKXS6dk
>>203067Nyaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Okay you smartasses, what do you call a group of hippos then?
>>203211coach class.
Counterpoint: hippos are terrible, shitting up (literally) every place they go, and they kill many people per year. I'd rather they go extinct than the horrible Guinea worm.See also: http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mhippo.html