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ITT we discuss about old crazy cat loving woman and toxoplasmosis
>> Anonymous
They look healthy and clean, but too many fucking cats.
There's not enough room for them.
>> Anonymous
god I'd hate to smell that litterbox
>> Anonymous
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WWaahahaaffafaabababhahhagagagahhha!!
>> Anonymous
"... and one of the symptoms of those going completely yo-yo was that they broke out in chronic cats."
-Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
>> Anonymous
>>132888
learn to make jokes yourself please
>> Anonymous
I remember hearing of a few similar cases where the old lady with dozens of cats died with all the exits to the apartment closed. The little buggers had eaten half of her by the time the neighbours figured they should call the police.
>> Anonymous
>>132900
why bother with originality when someone else did it so much better and got paid to do it?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0OiXxLrd7U here's cat mosh
>> Anonymous
>>132900
GTFO the internets
>> Anonymous
>>132900
Hello and welcome to the internet! You must be new here!
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TOO MANY CATS
>> Muhamed Christbergstein
Yeah I agree it is too many though it is good to see they are all healthy looking. The house is also clean so that lady must spend every waking minute cleaning up.

Cat hording is bad when the cats suffer for it but these guys don't look like they are suffering.

NEXT SUBJECT: Toxoplasmosis

According to wikipedia (I always feel like I'm leaving my arguments open when I reference wikipedia) one third of humans carry the protozoan which causes it. In the US the % is 22.5 according to the CDC.

The symptoms are really nothing to write about. The only real danger is to developing fetuses. If a woman was exposed to the protozoan before she was pregnant there is no risk. It is only when the woman is exposed while pregnant that a risk occurs. Therefore, prego ladies should not change the litter box.
>> Muhamed Christbergstein
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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
After viewing that video I have one thing to say: It must really suck to live in the flat beneath hers.

On toxoplasmosis:
Brainworm carriers represent! My mother worked with rescue animals and at the local zoo while knocked up with me, and I indeed carry toxo. In rats, toxo-cysts cause them to seek out areas marked with cat urine to continue the brainworm life cycle. Supposedly it can cause behavioral issues in humans as well, such as aggression and mental disorders. Really though, you guys don't see anything wrong with me, right? Right motherfuckers? I swear to god, I will beat th- Oooh kittens!
>> Anonymous
Ok those cats are obviously not getting enough attention. She should try and adopt them out or something. I don't think happy cats would get scraping each other to death in order to try and get food.
>> Muhamed Christbergstein
Oh God I didn't see the video. I thought for sure when she walked through the door she was done for.
>> Anonymous
>>132879

Russians are a fucking awful people, if they are indeed people and not some sort of missing link, that is.
>> Anonymous
>>133037
Is that why you have Lupus, Bitter?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>133051
No I have lupus cause I kicked puppies in a past life.
>> Anonymous Alt783 Unvrs5466 !t.Kvo5rgtQ!!p+0
The only time I had more then five pets was when the "Pet'Smart'" people did not know how to tell the males and females apart...
Mmm brain worms to loosen me screws up more then they already are sounds suicidal...
Also trying orange text for fail and reverse meme to counter green meme...
>> Anonymous
In before this becomes an episode of House.
>> Anonymous
>>133064
i did that too, I only got a a second dick growing out of my ass for that.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>133097
a SECOND dick coming out of your arse? It must be really hard to find pants that fit, what with three penises, and two really awkwardly placed.
>> Anonymous
When she was younger, my mother had a friend whose own mother suffered from the whole cat hording disorder. When asked if her friend has ever counted how many, she replied, "I tried a few times but the highest I could count before giving up was 230." The woman was aptly referred to as the Cat Lady.

What was most frightening about these cats is that all of them were completely silent, and would constantly lock eyes on you wherever you went.
>> Anonymous
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hord = not a real word
horde = big scary crowd of people, goblins, etc.
hoard = to accumulate something, such as cats

THE MORE YOU KNOW.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>133190
You can, however, hoard a horde of cats.
>> Muhamed Christbergstein
>>133209
i prefer herding a horde of cats
>> Anonymous
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I prefer Nerfing cats.
>> Anonymous
Faaaar too clean to be a hoarder. I'd say that's a room in a staffed animal shelter/cat sanctuary. See all the colorful chairs, placed so that the cats have places to sit? And all the cats seem socialized, well fed, and there aren't any small kittens running around with them.