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THE RULES OF /an/ !!!

The front page will always be filled with some mixture of cute, rat, cat, and gore/furry trolls, plus the occasional poster who forgot where /b/ is.

Any dog less than 50 pounds is not a dog, it is a rat and should be killed. The exception to this is the Corgi, which is the only acceptable dog smaller than a German Shepard.

If you own a purebred dog then you are a pretentious horrible person who would rather pay someone $300+ for an inbreed, walking genetic time bomb than save a puppy from death in a cold, cruel pound like a decent human being would do. Unless you bought a Corgi, in which case you are to be commended.

If you did get a purebred then you better have gotten a Corgi, GSD, or any Giant Breed. Unless you intend to fuck it, in which case we all know Rottweilers have the best vaginas.

Pitbulls are great if they belong to you or somebody you know, bad owners make bad dogs after all. If they belong to somebody else then they are rabid, cage-fighting baby-eaters.
>> Anonymous
If you want a Husky or Malamute then you must be a furry, and you can't handle one. Also, enjoy chasing it down the street only to never find it the 20th time in slips out the door or jumps your OVER 9000!!! foot fence.

If you own a toy breed then die. Just die. Exceptions may be made for shelter puppies, you might not have known that your good dead would be canceled out by preventing a ratdog's death, but you are even now, just don't let it happen again.

If your cat was not a stray or from a shelter then you are the fucking scum of the earth you piece of shit. The only possible exceptions are Maine Coons and Norwegian Forest Cats, which are worth any amount of money.

If you bought an "exotic" breed of cat then you are an idiot, but we secretly admire you and wish we had the balls and money to buy one because we would be so proud of ourselves if we did.

Actually,. we don’t give a damn about Caturday thank you very much.
>> Anonymous
If you want a fox then yiff in hell you idiot furfag, though we all want one, SO KAWAII DESU ^_^

If your dog or cat is not either on a completely raw meat diet or on a completely vegan diet then you are a horrible pet owner. Every day with your pet after its first birthday is on burrowed time Mr. Corn Meal.

There is no better pet on Earth than a rat. In fact, buy two.

If you think you are too cool for a rat and really want to show your awesomeness then get a ferret. Just remember your parents are letting it go outside the first time you are gone for a weekend.

The worst small pet you could possible buy is a mean, cannibalistic, nocturnal, bite the fuck out of you just for looking at it, dwarf hamster.

Your reptile or invert does not know you from Adam.

Your tarantula is pretty cool and all, but it wants you dead.

The only invert pet cooler than a tarantula is a preying mantis.
>> Anonymous
Feed your snake prekilled you inbreed dipshit hillbilly, IT DOES NOT CARE. Exceptions are finicky arboreal snakes, but they get fed chicks anyway.

If you are too cool for a budgie then get a cockatiel, or if you are really cool a green cheek conure. Anything else will be a torturous endeavor for all involved. If you had to google "budgie" then GTFO.

Which animal would win in a fight? We don’t care, but it will get 300 replies anyway. Unless said fight is between a tiger and a lion, in which case we care, oh God we care with every fiber of our being.

Tardigrades (Water Bears) are the most awesome creature in existence. God’s first choice for Jesus’ Earthly body was actually a tardigrade, not the raptor as originally thought, but when it came time for the whole “Dying For Our Sins” thing…well…you can see where this is going.

The only thing that can kill a tardigrade is a pistol shrimp, the only thing that can kill a pistol shrimp is a mantis shrimp.

A baby stoat is the most “DAWWWW” inspiring creature God has yet created.


We will not fall for trolls who post vore or pictures of hunters doing their part in helping the conservation of America’s natural places. We will troll anyway though.

BISMUTH! FUCK YEAR!!
>> sage sage
saging the attention whore
>> Anonymous
Fuck off.
>> Anonymous
God, I wish I wasn't banned from /g/ so I could report this shit.
>> Anonymous
You are an idiot.
>> Anonymous
Seems legit to me.
One more rule. Your fish tank is overstoked. I dont care how many fish per how many gallons you got there, its overtocked and you are a horible person for torturing your fish.
>> Anonymous
Yeah that sounds pretty spot on really but OP is fail for actually putting effort into something on 4chan
>> Anonymous
The best thing you can do with 5 pieces of glass and some water is get an axolotl.
>> Anonymous
Your betta is not happy in a vase, but you must rationalize it anyway.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
If you have a pet, its name must be Biscuit.

If you don't know what it is, its a brown recluse. Enjoy watching that tennis ball size piece of flesh rot away

Either animals are people or people are animals, you must choose a side, the other side is dead wrong.

PETA should be honored in every thread for all their work earning respect for everyone who cares about animals.
>> Anonymous
We know that it says Animals and Nature, but it really means just Animals.
>> Anonymous
We all have double PhDs in Biology and work part time in a pet/fish store. Since we all know everything already we resort to DAW threads, fapping to pictures of rat and ferret cages, and belittling people who have poor google-fu to pass the time.
>> Anonymous
>>345057
>its name
>it is name
>> Anonymous
>>345069
lolfail
its =/= it's
>> Anonymous
>>345070
>isn't name
>is can't name
>> Anonymous
>>345057
>its
>> Anonymous
>>345069
>>345070
>>345072
>>345074

/an/ - AP Stylebook
>> Anonymous
I'm tired of all you furfags.

I propose this board be split into warm blooded and cold blooded. With plants and general nature being acceptable in either board.

Who's with me?
>> Anonymous
>>345083

Not going to happen, no matter how much you complain. This is one of the quietest boards on 4chan, after all.
>> Anonymous
No.
>> Anonymous
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>>344994
original content on my /an/?
its more likely than you think

is it bad that i can't tell which of these are jokes and which are actually good advice anymore?
>> Anonymous
>God’s first choice for Jesus’ Earthly body was actually a tardigrade
>A baby stoat is the most “DAWWWW” inspiring creature God has yet created

Christianfag detected.

Oh, and those "rules" are retarded. Now GTFO.
>> Anonymous
>Any dog less than 50 pounds is not a dog, it is a rat and should be killed

I second this notion. If a dog is small enough to stomp to death, then it should be stomped to death. I fucking hate tiny toy breed pissant dogs, and I don't even like dogs in general.
>> Anonymous
i have a gsd

is 9 weeks old
>> Anonymous
>>345198
yeah, a better title would have been "everything that /an/ knows is true" or "/an/ memes" or something
>> Anonymous
I hate rats.
>> Anonymous
>>345004
>>345010
>>345012
>>345022
>>345051
>>345069
>>345070
>>345072
>>345074
>>345184
>>345198
Wow some of these must have hit too close to home, I'm guessing it was the rottweiler vagina one.
>> sage sage
>plus the occasional poster who forgot where /b/ is.
>plus the occasional poster who forgot where /b/ is.
>plus the occasional poster who forgot where /b/ is.
>plus the occasional poster who forgot where /b/ is.
>plus the occasional poster who forgot where /b/ is.
>plus the occasional poster who forgot where /b/ is.
>plus the occasional poster who forgot where /b/ is.
>plus the occasional poster who forgot where /b/ is.
>> Anonymous
>>344994
>If you own a purebred dog then you are a pretentious horrible person who would rather pay someone $300+ for an inbreed, walking genetic time bomb than save a puppy from death in a cold, cruel pound like a decent human being would do. Unless you bought a Corgi, in which case you are to be commended.

right...
>> Anonymous
Rats and rat dogs should be killed and fed to better animals.
>> Anonymous
Good work Anon
>> Anonymous
I miss when /an/ wasn't filled with people who would make this kind of shit.
>> Anonymous
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>>344994Rottweilers have the best vaginas
>> Anonymous
>>345398

... you mean the time when we had Zippocat on the first page every second day?
>> Anonymous
Wow an anon does a humourous post that is not a stupid "cute, rat, cat, and gore/furry trolls" thread and people hate on him.

The pet rock thread was the last thread worth replying too before this one.

My contribution:

/an/ loves foxes so much that there must always be a fox thread on the front page.
>> Anonymous
>>345409
Better than some "LOLOL RULEZ OF /an/ !!! ^_^_^_" bullshit that every twat from /b/ will love. This isn't some kind of secret internet club. Luckily, this IS /an/, and in a couple of days this thread will disappear and probably never return.
>> Anonymous
>>345426
lighten the fuck up
if not one of those made you laugh then you are a sad little boy
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>345426

Oh man, remove the stick from your ass. It's just a bit of humorous observations about the tendencies that most threads on /an/ have. Apparently they struck a cord too close to home.
>> Anonymous
>>345427
Some of them were spot on, but there was a whole lot of retardation interspersed. Sorry I don't share your sense of humor.

>>345431
The word is "chord," and what the fuck are you even trying to imply? That I think THE RUELZ OF /an/ !!! are stupid for a reason other than the fact that, again, it's a bunch of LMAO MAH INTERNET CLUB crap?
>> Anonymous
>>345430
This looks so much like my cat, it's not even funny.