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this my cat. He is retarded
>> Anonymous
hes sexy
>> Anonymous
he looks like he met snailcat in an alley on a monday morning while she was sporting a strap-on
>> Anonymous
>>144389
in what way
>> Anonymous
>>144394

/r/ rule 34 on snailcat
>> Anonymous
>>144415
I'm... not sure that's safe
>> Anonymous
>>144415
seconded!
>> Anonymous
>>144415

Raep imminent. Brace for impact.
>> Anonymous
*braces*
>> Anonymous
His but is on your pillow.
>> Anonymous
>>144470
the pillow is on his butt
>> Anonymous
it puts it's butt on the pillow or it gets the hose again
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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What the FUCK?
>> Anonymous
>>144508
rule 34 on snailcat! NAO!!
>> Anonymous
>>144508
we want sexy pics
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>144511
Uh. Lesbian Interracial snailkitten orgy?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>144513
Actually it's technically grannyporn too, because the rats were elderly.

I refuse to photoshop my cats into actual sexual situations, however.
>> Anonymous
>>144513
fap fap fap
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>144517
Incestual gangbang
>> Anonymous
>>144508

That cat will fuck you up good, son.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>144560
Seething rage runs in the family.
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>>144563
Are these the spawn of Snail Kitten? They look a few months too old. Where did these kittens come from?
>> Anonymous
Yup.. that is a tard cat XD

even his tail is tarded, lol.. awesome
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>144616
Indeed these are the the snailkitten podlings. They will be 2 months old on the 10th. These pictures were taken earlier today.
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>>144623
They are growing so fast... What are you feeding them, or is it that you do feed them properly... wait a minute they are yet to be weaned right? What are you feeding Snailkitten then?
>> Anonymous
>>144625
>>144623

you should have said another dimension...

interdimensional kittens ftw
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>144629
They are almost fully weaned. They get kitten food mixed with KMR formula twice a day (I fill a paper plate with dry food then pour 1/2 cup of formula on it to wet it), occasionally get canned cat food (usually give it to the adult cats while snail&kittens are eating) and have access to dry cat food and fresh water at all times. Snailkitten eats whatever food she can get, but she's not really producing milk for them anymore, though they still attempt to suckle. They weigh about 3/4lb each. They are big healthy boys.

Paris is fucking retarded.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Vidal likes to leap from furniture onto my clothing, usually hitting me in the groin and making me cry like a little girl. He also climbs pantlegs like they are fence posts. I have kicked him across the room dozens of times because of that, but he seems to enjoy it.
>> Anonymous
So have you decided to keep them both?
>> Anonymous
>>144659

yeah, bitter likes to kick kittens. we should report him to the SPCA...
>> Anonymous
>>144661
exactly how do you report him? there's some bitter anonymous person on the net, he's gay, has a snailcat and has a thing for kicking kittens... no, this isn't a joke... they hung up!
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>>144703
It's not so much that I kick them as it is I shake my leg vigorously while screaming and the shaking dislodges their claws from my flesh so they go flying. Also, there are people who HAVE figured out who I am, and could report me. I'm looking at you, bitterfagstalker@gmail.com

>>144659
I'm considering it.
>> Anonymous
>>144834
How the hell did you manage to get your info found out?

Also you of all people I'd assume would naturally do the hiss, then scruff+hiss, then so forth until the kittens stopped climbing you...
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>>144835
I'm not as good at rearing kittens as I am at raising dogs. I generally do use the scruff-pickup and growl technique for discipline, but Vidal always times it for when my hands are full and I'm walking. Their *mother* has actually taken over keeping them in line a bit. Just went to take morning meds, and Vidal started to climb my leg while I had a glass of water in my hand, and snailkitten comes running from the other room and does like.. a flying grab kind of thing and yanks him off my goddamn leg and lands two feet away.

Also, how many lupus gayboy animal rescuers with my particular history can there possibly be in any given area? Posting pics while drunk doesn't help either.
>> Anonymous
>>144838
Wow. Snail kitten's surprisingly loyal and loving... and smart enough to know when those kittens are going to go after you. Just feign the motions and catch them in the act :p

And are the emails in any way threatening? I'm always thinking of potential lawsuits in my head, heh.
>> Anonymous
>>144841

Loving? Snailkitten haet everything.
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>>144841
No, just creepifiying. The dude sends me an email just about every day, detailing his life and how much he misses me (???) and loves me etc. Like I'm his diary or something. I don't respond, either.

>>144842
Snailkitten especially haet anon.
>> sage sage
>>144846
hmmm, I hope you save those emails for future evidence and record-keeping purposes... I'll see what I can dig up or find link-wise for legal options and resources for you
>> Anonymous
>>144848
If they're also in Louisiana, Stalking is a criminal offense. Let me look in my Louisianan Revised Statutes book here...
Here it is, R.S. 14:40.3
Cyberstalking
Copied from online because I was too lazy to transcribe from my book:
(1) Whoever commits the crime of cyberstalking shall be fined not more than two thousand dollars, or imprisoned for not more than one year, or both.

(2) Upon a second conviction occurring within seven years of the prior conviction for cyberstalking, the offender shall be imprisoned for not less than one hundred and eighty days and not more than three years, and may be fined not more than five thousand dollars, or both.

(3) Upon a third or subsequent conviction occurring within seven years of a prior conviction for stalking, the offender shall be imprisoned for not less than two years and not more than five years and may be fined not more than five thousand dollars, or both.

D. Any offense under this Section committed by the use of electronic mail or electronic communication may be deemed to have been committed where the electronic mail or electronic communication was originally sent, originally received, or originally viewed by any person.

E. This Section does not apply to any peaceable, nonviolent, or nonthreatening activity intended to express political views or to provide lawful information to others.

Acts 2001, No. 737, §1.

All the laws are on line, apparently.
http://www.legis.state.la.us/lss/lss.asp?doc=78516
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>144848
Fucking sweet. I will send that to him. It really doesn't bother me all that much, because there really doesn't seem to be any kind of violence of maliciousness to it (no "if I cant have you no one will" or "let's live forever in the afterlife as one" kinda crap), but it's good to know I've got some internet lawyers standing up for me.

I do like how you just reminded everyone I live in La though.. it's you, isn't it?!
>> Anonymous
>>144867
No, I was the guy that wanted one of the kittens, but couldn't get it because my request for additional kittens in the house was denied. I work at a law enforcement office.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>144874
That's exactly what he would say. I'm on to you.
>> sage sage
>>144861
Lol I was going to look for that myself. Are you a lawyer? I am aspiring to be one one day myself.

>>144867
>(2) Electronically mail or electronically communicate to another repeatedly, whether or not conversation ensues, for the purpose of threatening, terrifying, or harassing any person.
>http://www.legis.state.la.us/lss/lss.asp?doc=78516

Counts as cyber-stalking AND will be tried under Louisiana law (read second to last clause). I think you may have a case you sexy-sun-avoiding thing! Assuming you find the person. I used to hate you, but you've grown on me... so save all those emails and either contact your police department or a lawyer. From there I imagine the FBI will be called in, who will contact Google, who will release the records of that account. If he ever used his real ISP for that account BAM, rack up the emotional damages and please wine and dine us with the monies you collect.

Don't threaten the person by emailing this. You are unarguably a victim right now suffering for god knows how long, and "lashing out" with that could be seen as provoking further exchanges even if it's only once. Don't let that fool's defense lawyer have any options other than monetary settlements or guaranteed jail time for his client. lulz
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>144877
That wasn't his actual email address. I will save all the emails and be wary, but like I said, it really doesn't bother me.I really do appreciate the advice and quoting of exact statues, but I'm not going to send some poor guy to jail and steal his monies for loving me. What the fuck, guys? Just because you CAN sue someone for something, doesn't mean you should. Srsly, 5million dollar pants guy. There is something I read somewhere on the internets..

Being stalked may be the only unconditional love you ever get.

Also, if I end up dead, you can all call in to news stations and say "WE WARNED HIM. ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGIVE" etc. It will be a ripe opportunity for some fox-news trolling.
>> sage sage
>>144883
5million dollar pants guy? Who the hell is that? LOL
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>144884
My mistake. 65 million.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/25/AR2007042502763.html
>> Anonymous
i love bitter anon and snailcat
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>>144910
The feeling is not mutual.

Hi-res Hatred.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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SUPRISE!!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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That wasn't funny, fucker.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Plz leav
>> Anonymous
>>144916she has other emotions? FUKKIN SAV'D
>> Anonymous
>>144916
that expression looks kind of like a kitten was trying get milk from her anus
>> Anonymous
>>144921

TWO HEADED MUTANT CAT OH MY GOD RUN
>> Anonymous
>>144877
>>Lol I was going to look for that myself. Are you a lawyer? I am aspiring to be one one day myself.
No, I just work in a law enforcement office and happen to have the LA Revised Statutes sitting right in front of me.
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>>144948
I'm pretty sure that's not where milk comes from, except perhaps in some Japanese porn videos. She was startled because I was kicking the table and making it shake.

>>144921
If that was a two headed cat, it would have some pretty broad shoulders.
>> Anonymous
>>144914
Snailkitten is evolving into Bittercat?
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>>144978
Oh fuck. I didn't even trade her!