/an/, meet Stark, my new pet rock.he's been a bit lethargic since he came home though, should I be worried?
Get him a friend, paper is okay if small, avoid scissors
you could water him a bit.
See if he likes to roll.
OP here, I tried water, but he just sinks...
In view of the fact that your pet rock sank, maybe you could get him a companion (or replace him) with a piece of pumice. That's the greyish-white bubbly volcanic stone that floats.
OP again,>>140729I've considered that, but... I've grown so attached to Stark, you think he would get jealous if I got some pumice?
in after rockroll, etc.
>>140731Yeah, Rocks are very jealous by nature.
rocks by nature are sedentary creatures much like their much smaller relatives, sand
>>140746shit, what can I do to cheer him up?
>>140750throw him at a police officer
>>140753or a homosexual, leper, heathen, etc
>>140754Okay, I threw him at a cop, lots of blood, shit sux. What now? He seems... limp.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING USTAKE IT TO A DAMN VET
>>140756well if the cop is limp i would suggest getting a big rock and dropping it on his headthen pile other rocks on top of him so that they might feast of his flesh for you see when a rock tastes human flesh IT MUST FEED
>>140760Stark is eating the cops chest cavity, I look his badge, it's pretty cool. Stark is being a bit more lively.
>>140761You didn't know rocks fed on human flesh?! GET RID OF IT!
some smooth rocks like to be shoved up your ass as your ass is warm
>>140761Pics or it didn't happen
Stark is dieing I think.... Srsly gaiz.I need help!
You should get him a mate, if we new Starks breed we could suggest one... looks pretty common forgot what the name of the breed is see too many of them, but it is not a freakish mutt at least.
OP here, I sat on it.Nothing happened.
baby rocks are so cute
rock embryoswith beetle for size reference
>>141187>>141203You are mistaken. Those are actually really old rocks, suffering from a common disease affecting old pet rocks called "erosion." =(
>>141236If those are all old rocks then.. then that means..lemonparty?
OP againHe's an ontario flightless, It cost me tons to get him here.
Add these.
OPwings failed, he is too lazy.
It's dead, sorry
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