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Anonymous
So, how does one go about taking care of a domesticated duck
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I swear to god, I've just heard a duck tell a joke. There was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live. One of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks. Then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental. It looked just like duck stand-up comedy.
>> Anonymous
>>90551
"So I tells him, I says, 'Feeder? I barely *know* 'er!'" *quackquackquackquack* "Thank you, thank you very much"
>> Havoc
Pluck it. Then chop it's head off, pull out the innards, toss it in a citrus sauce, and put it in the oven for a few hours.
>> Anonymous
Stick it in the pooper.
>> Anonymous
Duckroll, copy pasta, mediocre meme, bad advice and pooper sticking.

Hi /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>90556
But where does>>90552fit in? :D
>> Anonymous
Ducks suck as pets.
They poop so much and roll in it..
I think the correct term would be: DUCKROLL