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Anonymous
I caught this guy ripping and tearing the guts out my trash.
Frankly, I'm surprised he allowed me to get this close.
>> Anonymous
An adolescent opossum used to come into my garage and eat my cat's food.

I didn't mind the first few times, but my cat was beginning to hunger, so I caught the little bastard by the tail one night, stuffed it in a box, and drove it out about 10 miles, to a peacock park, and let it loose.

THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS BACK A WEEK LATER. Instead of driving it away again, I took it by the tail and slammed the piece of shit as hard as I could into the asphault of the street. It hobbled off, and never came back.

The other night, I went to toss my garbage, and a raccoon scurried out of the bin alley, followed by a squirrel and another possum. WHAT IS THIS SHIT, OVER THE HEDGE?
>> Anonymous
>>307238

i just laughed SO hard at that. don't hurt them though. REMEMBER HOW THE ANIMALS IN OVER THE HEDGE FELT
>> Anonymous
>>307238

Yeah I've had a full box of milkbones mysteriously disappear over the summer. Needless to say my dog is worthless at catching small animals.
>> Crazy Cat Lady
i've had cats attacked by opposums. once my dad stabbed one w/ a bbq fork duct-taped to the end of a pool skimmer pole. the fucker came back an hour later!
>> Anonymous
40 miles minimum. Or they will come back. They have a very strong homing range
>> Anonymous
Nice kitten you got there. Maybe it's lost. Keep it and put fliers around, Maybe you will get a reward from the owner.
>> Anonymous
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Walking upstairs at an apartment complex one night and a pretty large opossum was on the stairs in between me and my destination. I tried to sneak past it and it opened it's mouth REALLY wide and hissed at me. That thing was evil looking.