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I found this guy living on my front porch, anybody know what it might be? I live in eastern Missouri and I've never seen anything as big as this. Its about the size of the top part of my thumb and its web is really thick and tough. Any ideas?
>> Anonymous
>>134539

It's a spider.
>> Anonymous
>>134560
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Alright, now that I know that it's a spider, does anybody know what type it is? That black and white pattern its got has got to mean something to somebody.
>> Anonymous
Torch it for the greater good.
>> Anonymous
dont worry it's just a species of orb spider, they're helpful. Don't kill it.
>> Swallow It
I'm close to the location you mentioned. My garage/barn is full of these spiders. Not poison but mean. Most spiders if you get near them they run in fear. These little bastards will run out and bite your ass without hesitation.
>> Anonymous
Doesn't look that big from the pic..
>> Anonymous
>>134683
The next biggest spider I had seen before this one was the occasional brown recluse, which is usually about the size of a quarter. This spider is just a tad bigger than that, plus its very large abdomen.
>> Anonymous
obviously a headcrab
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>>134734
>occasional brown recluse
Wonderful, you just had to remind me that these things exsist. These and Hobos give me nightmares.
Now I won't be able to go to bed tonight, because I'll be afraid one will crawl up my bedsheets onto my head and bite my ear during my sleep.
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>>134539
It looks like an orb weaver. If you can get a macro shot of its back, that will make it easier to identify. What does its web look like?
>> Anonymous
Hey, I have an idea. Instead of trying to figure out what it is, why don't you FUCKING KILL IT!
>> HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc
It's got the four leaves on it... sort of.
>> Anonymous
>>135205
Hobos smell bad, but they shouldn't give you nightmares.
>> Anonymous
aw, he's so CUTE!!!!
>> Anonymous
she's a beauty...i wonder if she's pregnant