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Help with unattentive parrot. Anonymous
Greetings /an/!

I've just returned from the pet store after buying this remarkable bird, wonderful plumage... and im finding it rather still. It doesnt really move, or make any noise.

The shopkeeper told me it was just resting, but im beginning to grow unsure... any tips?
>> Anonymous
...have you considered hitting him against a counter while screaming out his name?
>> Anonymous
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It's probably pining for the fjords.
>> Anonymous
Are there nails going through its feet, keeping him on the perch?
>> Anonymous
Hes alright!! The norwegian blue prefers to rest on its back!
>> Anonymous
It's not moving cause its in shock
you gotta give it a week to adapt
>> That Gomez
this thread is win
>> Anonymous
It's probably tired and shagged out from a long squawk.
>> Anonymous
Lovely plumage it has OP, good choice.
>> Anonymous
>>308657

Seconded. :D I'm surprised I haven't seen it on /an/ before. Kudos, OP!
>> Anonymous
This bird is no more.
>> Anonymous
>>308709
It has ceased to be.
>> Anonymous
It's pushing daisies.
>> Anonymous
/Bump
There, he moved!
>> Anonymous
this is an EX-PARROT !
>> Anonymous
I love this thread... full of win, joy, and Cleese.