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Anonymous
In a few weeks I will need to kill 23 of these crayfish for a university experiment and the more I think about it the more I don't want to. I'm a failure who can eat a steak but can't kill a cow. Judge me harshly. It's for a group project and the rest of my group can't wait. Fucked if they know how to euthanise a crustacean as well.
>> Anonymous
why did you feel obligated to post this in /an/ and /ck/

man up, you pussy
>> Anonymous
>>225886

why did you feel obligated to post that in /an/ and /ck/

man up, you pussy
>> Anonymous
Once in the name of science I killed 96 baby mice.
>> Anonymous
I refused to kill a worm for dissection once.
>> Anonymous
Freezing is definitely the way to go about killing crustaceans, this is considered the humane way to do it when you've got live lobsters/crays/crabs for cooking (as opposed to the "fuck it, just dump it in the boiling water or shove a knife through its thorax" method). I've been told that their functions simply slow to the point of stopping and then you put them in the boiling water to finish them off while they're comatose.
>> Anonymous
Leave them in the garage with the car running.
>> Anonymous
Put them in a miniature gladiators ring and lay out assorted miniature weapons and...may the strongest crayfish win.

If they don't fight, place them next to each other and whip them, they'll associate the pain with the crayfish next to them and begin to fight.
>> Anonymous
Throw them in some liquor or wine (I hear sake works well with shellfish. Haven't tried it yet.). They'll become drunk. You can either let them sit in there and have a good time out, or take them out and cook them while still alive. I'm sure after a few minutes, they won't feel too much.
>> Anonymous
>>225901
>>225879
petafags
>> Anonymous
You'd best be putting them to good eatin'. The real cruelty would be in killing them for nothing.
>> Anonymous
Kill them the way you kill lobsters. Some lobster dishes require the lobster be killed before hand.

For a lobster you take a sharp knife or skewer, skewer works better and stab it between the eyes. Its 'painless' and goes right for its brain matter.

For the crayfish I'd say a nice sized sewing pin would do wonders.
>> Anonymous
Steal their iPods. They will take care of everything for you.
>> Anonymous
>>225907
lol