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Anonymous File :-(, x)
If you see a Dropbear in nature, somehow it's your fault. Suddenly, they're ready to attack. They're like nature's angry, furry little ninjas. If you can see their eyes, you're already too close.
So I was throwing out the trash earlier when just beyond the bin, atop the fence, I spot a possum. We both stood frozen in our tracks until the Dropbear then let out a furious growl. It got in a position like he was ready to jump. This scared the shit out of me, and I Zoidberg woop-wooped it back into the house as fast as I could. Had I been around when he jumped, the thing would've landed square on my face.
Dropbears. They'll rape your face.
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