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Fuzzy duck :3
>> Anonymous
Fake. I can tell by the pixels and the number of shoops I've seen.
>> Anonymous
thats a dog i can tell by the dogxels
>> Anonymous
It's obviously an aquatic weasel.
>> Anonymous
This is a badly deformed otter. His owner has been advised that he is in NO pain, so soon there will be a blog with cutesy entries about his daily life and fun play in a child's outdoor pool.
I know he looks really terrible, but five veterinarians have said he is not suffering, and it's really nice that someone is caring for him so well.
>> Anonymous
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Is this a shitty meme or do you guys just not get that this is a platypus?
>> Anonymous
>>294193
you're joking, right? everyone knows these fuckers don't actually exist.
>> Anonymous
Ornithorhynchus anatinus - platypus
Sleeping geology
On the isolated shore
For millions of years
Experimental continent
On purpose or accident?
Mysterious evolving
Problem solving
A vaudeville? A nation including one superior creation
A vertebra? Inverted...quite unheard of...
Orphan in a family
And a sole survivor
He's a living fossil
Reptillian? Mammalian
He's a bird-beaked, beaver-butt Australian
Amphibious? Paradox wearing plaid socks
Furry beetle? A bugbear, and a palezoologist's nightmare
Symmetrical physique of disbelief
The platypus has the brain of a dolphin
and can be seen driving a forklift in his habitat of kelp
He is the larva of the flatworm
and has the ability to regenerate after injury
No relation to the flounder.
Someone shipped him to the blokes
Who said he was a hoax
So they cut him to pieces, wrote a thesis
A cranium of deceit, he's prone to lie and cheat;
It's no wonder -- a blunder from down under
Duckbill, watermole, duckmole!
Barnacle
>> Anonymous
>>294193
Good sir, you must be gullible to fall for such a flimsy hoax.
>> Anonymous
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>>294210
Shitty meme then
>> Anonymous
>>294197
wut
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