Herons are dicks.
Massive dicks.
what
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Dude, I can't stand these things!! They come up to our pond and eat all of our goldfish and frogs! I mean, it's what they do, but go somewhere else! We can't do anything to get rid of them cuz they're "protected" or something...
>>144839just shoot them, you chickenshit
There was one that would hang around my neighborhood. I thought it was pretty awesome because it was the only large bird we would see besides the occasional turkey vulture and osprey.
>>144839there's special barricades you can buy against herons.
>>144839You can get dummy herons. I heard herons won't stop and hunt around where they see other herons. Just be sure you move them around because they'll catch on in time.
We have fishlines between the trees, they get stuck, get in pain and remember our garden is hell.
americans are too scared to shoot huge ugly trash birds.
>>144888maybe its because most of us don't live out in the woods and have neighbors who will call the cops in a heartbeat.fucking eurofags, always starting.
>>144895Im no eurofag but wouldnt a pellet gun work fine as well? They're quite large birds so I don't believe it'll kill them if it's a long enough distance. Not to mention, they're quite and the neighbors cant do shit about it.
When I was a shota, I got attacked by one of these fuckers. I was trying to catch a frog and the bastard ran at me screaming and tried to stab me. I hit it with a rock and ran away.
>>144907I'd hit it. With a rock.
>>144907first kitten-kicking ("across the room" no less), and now he's going after Herons with rocks?ANIMAL TORTURER, I say!!!
>>144915It's self defense, I swear.
>>144904typical american, they shoot everything with pellet guns. birds, squirrels, rats... Go get a real gun ffs! you can buy them at your local Seven Eleven.
awww angry cuz the evil nature lets a cute fluffy thing get eaten? get over it fags...
>>144920You.. can buy guns at 7-11s? WTF?Or do you mean steal them from Habib behind the counter?
Had a neighbor who had problems with a heron that camped out at his koi pond. The damned thing just spend the entire winter hanging out and eating all of his fish. I think he went and got some copper mesh to put over his pond the next year, to keep the fish safe without impeding the view of his pond.I guess that works? No clue how it affects the environment. I'd feel sorry for the deer, but with all the rain we've had lately there's more than enough water for them right now.
>>144926Nature should be banned!
OH NOES THE EVIL CREATURE IS EATING A FLUFFY LITTLE ANIMAL, WE HAVE TO DESTROY IT!!!!!!111you americans are pathetic...
>>144939>>144926Hey guys? That isn't why we hate herons.
>>144939Kneejerk reaction. Americans seem to be good at those.I wasn't so much "ZOMG poor bunnyz" as I was "Wow that's not going fi--well shit." I used to have similar reactions in /b/.
What's weird is that it's dipping the (clearly dry) bunny in the water before it eats the damn thing. Either it's being very clean or then there's something really weird goin on here.
>>144927I WANT TO HABEEB IT SIR!!
bb guns. paintballs, rocks, saltshot, tennis racket. killing them is illegal but not hurting them
>>145025americans are scared of doing anything illegal
>>145029Because we actually have laws here that are enforced.
>>145008It's drowning the rabbit.
Hello I am an American and I do not care that it is eating the bunny. The thing I care about is if there is actually a video of this. I want to hear the rabbit screaming.
>>145065http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vboGDSUGCyY
>>145067I know you too well Bitter. That is not the video I seek.
>>145072*creepy music plays*
>>145072Oh fine.http://youtube.com/watch?v=MY9u2UKNy-A
>>145076that's fucked up
>>145076A roll might work if your name wasn't in the Name field, Bitter Anon. Unfortunately it's not going to get me in your current state.
>>145083It's not a rickroll.but here is the real vid of the rabbit getting eaten http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UJglJoTZsMA
seconded
>>145089It probably isn't a roll, but I doubt any of the videos you have posted are what I am looking for.
>>145097You'll never know until you look.
>>145102I don't have to look. I know you're a troll.
>>145108But I'm a helpful troll! If you rub my tummy I grant wishes!
>>145110I thought that if I rubbed your tummy I'd get a rash.
>>145110Nope, if you rub his tummy he will go and bitchslap a kitten or something.
>>145110And by "tummy" he means "cock."
>>145115smart anon is smart... knows from experience perhaps?
>>145115Your wish is my command!
>>145115You're gonna get a rash.
fukkin saved
>>145120It's not contagious I swear.
finally found ithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
>>145129You only just now found out about Rickrolls? Lurk moar!!!
So anyhow I got bored and went off to find it on my own. Guess the Heron drowning a Bunny video doesn't exist, but here is one of a Heron eating a drowned Tree Sparrow.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdpYjQAh2KQ
>>145167
>>145175NO U!
>>145008lubrication for swallowing?
>>145488Seconded. It's lubrication. When herons catch and eat fish, they also swallow a considerable amount of water along with the fish.