File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
Fatsquirrel is in your fridge, looking for pie.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Found it!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
nom nom nom
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Pringles Tiem
>> Anonymous
That is one fat fukken skwerl. Although if it's staple diet is pecan pie, canned cream and pringles, perhaps its not surprising.
>> Anonymous
it has a layer of fat to protect it from the fridge
>> Anonymous
Is that someones pet O_O
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
ITT, moar skwerlz. It is the lifelong ambition of my dog to catch a squirrel in our local park, but I fear he will never realise it. Several times in his youth he was close, so close, but the damn things change direction so quickly, and then do their spiral ascent up a tree trunk leaving him confused and bereft on the ground. Even the word is enough to prick up his ears and he will stand alert, looking round the room for them.
tl;dr, moar skwerlz
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>167937
Fatsquirrel is not fooled by imitators.

And yes, this is someone's pet. Her name is Squarlet. There are a bunch of photos on flickr and I think there is a video on youtube as well. Google for "squarlet".
>> Anonymous
i wanted a pet squirrel but it's against the law for me to keep a squirrel for more than 48 hours and i had to either release it or give it to wildlife people. :(

is it against the law to keep squarlet or did you get a license or something
>> Anonymous
I posted the info about Squarlet, but I'm not her owner. I just read about her on Flickr.

Anyway, I can't speak for other countries, but the way it works in most US states is that you can't keep a native animal as a pet. However, you can keep a non-native species of squirrel. Also, some states will let you keep a squirrel even if it is a native species, so long as you can prove that yours came from out of state. For example, I live in Texas. I could legally buy a fox squirrel (native species to TX) from an out-of-state breeder and keep it as a pet, so long as I could document that the squirrel came from out of state, and wasn't a wild-caught one. This is easy enough--just pay for the squirrel by some method that leaves a record, and get a sales receipt from the breeder.

Also, you can keep native species if it is for rescue or rehabilitiation purposes. The exact details of how this works varies from area to area. In some cases you have to have a license for this, but it is usually simple to get one.

If you want a pet squirrel the easiest route is simply to find a non-native species. There are many types of squirrel so this shouldn't be difficult.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>168101

Get a fucking prevost squirrel. Pic related.
>> Anonymous
PROTIP: Don't get a rodent as a pet. They're cute, but they're annoying as fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>168577

holy shit
>> Anonymous
rodents are practically untrainable and have about zero loyalty. Get a dog, ffs.
>> Anonymous
>>168592
>>168602

Fuck you guys. Rats are awesome pets and mine come back to me/come when they are called.
>> Anonymous
>>168592
>>168602

stfu+gtfo