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So, this giant mother fucker was found on a beach in Australia. Apparently one of the largest squid evar found. This got me thinking; what if these things somehow got fucked up by some kind of nuclear pollution or something and decided to attack us. It would be like godzilla. Just a thought.
>> Anonymous
....

I assume you are not being serious.

If you are, please do some research on the biological effects of radiation.
>> Anonymous
Imagine all the tentacle rapes too
>> Anonymous
How big is that fucker anyway? There's nothing to compare in that picture.
>> Anonymous
That's a great thought you had there.
>> Anonymous
Octopi would take over the world if their lifespans weren't so short. The amount of knowledge they gain in their short lives is (iirc) something like 5x what a normal human learns in life. They've even been known to be able to live out of water for something like 3 days without bother. I'd watch out for octopi if I were you.
>> Anonymous
>>117942
Thanks, I'm glad you think so.
>> Anonymous
>>117939
Like 65 feet, I think.
>> Anonymous
I can imagine a bunch of them getting together and attacking Tokyo, ripping down buildings and shit.
>> Anonymous
>>118183
so uh... what are you doing saturday?
>> Anonymous
One of my greatest fears is Squid learning to live on land. They would be unstoppable
>> Anonymous
>>117950
Octopi with internal skeletons and 50 year lifespans would be unstoppable.
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>>118224

Aw hell, what's up, niggers

>50 year lifespans

Try 50 EONS
>> Anonymous
>>118227
Octopi don't need 50 eons, you lazy corpulent old narcolept!
>> Anonymous
Almost evey post in this thread is by a retard
>> Anonymous
>>118270
>>this post is by a retard

fixed.

Also:
>>Almost evey post in this thread
>>Almost evey post
>>Almost evey
>>evey
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
I liek pokemons
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
>>118270
wow, bravo, you have slain the internet dragon
>> Anonymous
>>117950
i live in the desert. i am not worried about its three day window.

it would be covered in flies before you know it.
>> Anonymous
>>117950
good thing that's a fucking squid
>> Anonymous
they need to cross bread it with a spider and a fly
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
we would just have to create a sperm whale of equal size in order to fight it.
>> Anonymous
>>117950
>The amount of knowledge they gain in their short lives is (iirc) something like 5x what a normal human learns in life.

ITT: Completely invented bullshit to make a moderately intelligent marine animal seem like a diabolical genius.
>> Anonymous
wtf they basically dont have skin.
add a watery-based creature to a planet's eroding Ozone layer and that shit would get fryed in like an hour.
GTF AWAY FROM COMICS SHITHEAD.
>> Anonymous
>>117950
>The amount of knowledge they gain in their short lives is (iirc) something like 5x what a normal human learns in life.

If you honestly believe that you are mentally retarded and might actually have 5 times less knowledge than an average octopus.