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Anonymous
A while back I posted a video of my cat making a strange noise on /an/. I have gotten a message on Youtube containing this text.

>>hello my name is patricia
i just watched ur vid of ur cat purring my sister was just given a kitten that purrs like that i have a question is ti a medical problem or normal? that u know of i have tried lookin all over the internet, but we know the kitten was sick she just got it from the shelter ok thank u for taking the time t read this please let me know either way k thank u

This leaves me with a question:

Who the fuck actually thinks an account with the name "niggerfrog" is not a troll?

And a dilemma. Help me craft a worthy response to this bastion of internets.
The video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU7IMUyjgOA
>> Anonymous
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Holy shit she started making the noise right as soon as I made this post.
>> Anonymous
probably just a clogged nostril
>> Anonymous
I need some psuedoscientific fake advice to give to this person, though.
>> Anonymous
Could be a sinus infection...could just be a loud cat. Vet is only way to be sure.
>> Anonymous
Main coons or main coon mixes often make trill purr sounds. Don't know what you should tell that person, though.
>> Anonymous
I'll just tell her to check the cat's nose for bubbles.
>> Anonymous
>>167723
My cat is definitely not remotely related to a Maine Coon. She is tiny and meows a lot.
>> Anonymous
Tell her something "Oh god, I'm so sorry...we found out too late that that weird purr meant our cat had a terrible sinus infection! It turned out deadly! I'm afraid my cat in the video died...we took the body to the vet and that's what she told us. You should call a vet ASAP about your cat!!!!!!! I hope it's not too late!"
>> Anonymous
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I have four main coon mixes (no sure how diluted) and two of them meow a lot and one of them wont shut up; he even copies English words he hears a lot. They are all small, especially the females.
In the pic is one of the petite females, she does that trill purr sound when she's really happy.
>> Anonymous
Your response should be absurd, yet not farfetched to the gullible. You should tell the woman quite seriously that purring is a problem many cats suffer, and if it's starting as a kitten it could turn serious. She should feed the kitten a strong laxitive three times a day for the next few months until she sees results. Another option is blowing an airhorn next to the kitten each time it starts up with the purring to discourage this behavior. If all else fails, she can always bathe the kitten in tomato paste, a well-known cure-all (also used for "skunk" incidents).