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damn bloodsuckers everywere, how do i kill them all Anonymous
i already know that nothing works to deter them while outside, heavy smoke is somewhat effective to limit their mass attacks on you, but using any of the creams or lotions with deet is a waste of time and money, and the herbal stuffs are worse

but what about the ones hiding indoors waiting for you to go sleep so they can suck all the blood from your body? how do you kill them?
>> Anonymous
sticky traps
>> Anonymous
>>130893

Not so sure about that, isn''t it usually the male insects that are attracted by sweet smells or blue lights? Those zappers people hang around only kill the harmless males, and the evil females are still flying around preying on humans to attack.
>> Anonymous
nukes
>> Anonymous
how does it feel to have a pregnant lady suck your blood and infect you with germs
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
Catch a sweaty little girl, tie her up and keep her in a corner.
>> Anonymous
>>130912
sounds like a loveless marriage
>> Anonymous
Move to someplace in a west nile scare. They have poison trucks that go through the streets spraying everything, with special attention on mosquito infested lakes.

I've gotten bitten like twice since people started freaking out about west nile and demanding action be taken.
>> Muhamed Christbergstein
i would rather be mosquito bitten and risk exposure to west nile than being exposed to (probably) cancer and other disease causing chemicals

they don't ever ask me about my preferences though.
>> Muhamed Christbergstein
And just to add on to that, the only reason they are so quick to spray chemicals is because West Nile takes out old people but doesn't really do much damage to younger people.

If there was ever a disease that killed teenagers that was spread by mosquitos all of a sudden there would be major government projects to create puddles across the country.
>> Anonymous
Drink everclear, you'll be too smashed to even notice them biting you and they will DIE almost immediately from sucking your blood, seriously, try it it's funny
>> Anonymous
>>130983
how much everclear must one injest?
>> Anonymous
I suggest BLEACH! I mean find the stagnant water, if you can't turn it over, to drain the water. BLEACH IT!
>> Anonymous
>>130987

I second this question
>> Anonymous
>>130983
>>130987
>>130994

>However the straight consumption of this is both not advised and potentially dangerous. It has relatively little taste and alcohol poisoning is easy to achieve.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everclear_(alcohol)
>> Anonymous
actually, mosquitos can't really fly through winds in excess of 2 miles per hour, so if you just set up a fan, that should keep them off you. now you're thinking with portals.
>> Anonymous
>>131014
what are you fucking gay? a fan wouldn't do shit against them, unless you are surrounded...fuh fuh fuh faggot!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>131015

lol disregard that i suck cocks
>> Anonymous
>>131017
w/e u curly headed bitch
>> Anonymous
>>131018

stfu fedora boy.
>> Anonymous
Eat three or four match heads, the sulfur will keep them away.
>> Anonymous
fire
>> Anonymous
wtf is going on with this thread? only an idiot wouldn't know that the only way to get rid of mosquitoes is to move to greenland.
>> Anonymous
wear a burqa
>> Anonymous
ask them politely to leave.
>> Anonymous
Eat garlic - not necessarily a lot, just a little. This will require additional brushing of teeth to get it off your breath, but the little buggers stay away from you.

Does wonders during camping trips.
>> Pirate Cat
>>131384
>>131443

These two suggestions sound legit, but are they really? Explain both plox.
>> Anonymous
>>131506
They don't like the smell. They do, however, like the smell of banana, so stay away from them (sorry ladies!).