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Idiot animal owners Anonymous
There are too many retarted animal owners that just piss me off.

Theres this one guy on a ferret forum that really gets my blood boiling. The biggest annoyance is his way of disciplining is ferrets. Any good ferret owner would know you scruff a ferret to make it stop biting. What does he do? He bites his ferrets untill they SCREAM.

"Biting is a major issue and is constantly flooding the threads. You can scan through and see some of the answers... but I have found that if you hold it's head with one hand and it's trunk in the other and bite them back hard on the back of the neck until they scream, eventually, they'll realize humans will bite back. I have cured ALL of my biters within a week by doing this."

When his ferrets got sick did he take them to the vet? Did he force feed them? Nah, it was just.."oh it's their time". He has 12 ferrets and will keep getting more.

Pic related. It's one of his ferrets that has passed away.
>> Anonymous
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>>251229
Oops wrong pic. this is one of them..
>> Anonymous
>>251229

..I'm in awe.

Here's to hoping he buys a ferret with rabies by accident.
>> Anonymous
when i was like, 9, i had ferrets.. i'm pretty sure they weren't hugely popular pets back then, so rather than find a good vet when they got sick, my parents would just let them die. i had 6, and only 2 of them actually died of old age. shitsux

the biting thing is just retarded though.
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that makes me pretty sick... ive had a problem biter... and id still NEVER hurt her...... fucking bastard.....
>> biters kingofyo1
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got a new ferret yesterday... petco... 2 mo. old male champagne chocolate color, to add to the other 2 i have. we trained them to stop biting by tapping their nose a little till they let go, or forcing their mouths open to get our fingers or toes or wahtever out... it works, ill tell ya
>> kingofyo1
>>251282
also with the new one, i just found out he's ticklish behind his ribs, makes his legs kick like crazy
>> Anonymous
He bites his ferrets? What the fuck? Is there like some kind of animal rights law against that or soemthing?

It sounds too stupid to be true. Show us this forum, and the guy doing it. lulz
>> Anonymous
>>251294
http://forum.ferret.com/tm.asp?m=62525&mpage=1&key=&#62549
>> Anonymous
We have 2 ferrets. They nibble once in a while, when they're excited or playful. But they never bite. Ever. And I trained them that WITHOUT hurting them. You can get bitter apple spray. You put it on your hands, and when they bite it tastes horrid, and they let go pretty damn quick

And yes, there are laws against that kind of thing. If anyone finds out where he lives and reports him to the SPCA, then he'd have all his animals seized.
>> Anonymous
while biting a ferret is certainly weird, i don't see that the guy is doing anything that wrong, aslong as the ferrets are not injured (i.e. skin broken)

biting is a natural display of dominance, the guy wants to show that he is dominant, thus he bites them.
not saying he isn't nuts though.
>> Anonymous
>>251328
I'm sure you already know this but

Ferrets don't really make any noises, cept some of them dook like crazy when they are happy and some of the deafies make random weird noises. Neither of my ferrets make much of any noise.

So a ferret screaming is a bit over the top, and obviously quite traumatic for whatever ferret is getting treatment like that. He's not just doing it to his vicious blood drawing ferrets, he's doing it to any of them that nip.
>> Anonymous
>>251294

yeah it's called a law against animal abuse. i believe biting your pets goes under the definition of abuse
>> Anonymous
What a douche bag. Some people don't deserve pets, or the privilege to live.
>> Anonymous
>>251349
So true. My grandmother always said that you'd know a person's true nature the way he/she handles an animal.
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hmm... i have a problem biter... shes female, one years old... sweet as pie... but shes EXTREAMLY dominating and she bites when u try to take things from her... shes only drawn blood once... but it FUCKING HURTS! what can i do w/out spraying my-fucking-self w/ bitter apple..???? (and theres no way in HELL that ill hurt her.... scruffing ive tried... dosnt work........ shes a little BITCH

Pic is of her..... shes cute... but dont be fooled.... shell bite ur nose off
>> Anonymous
You my fine sir, are a retard.

I own two ferrets, and they make a LOT of noises. Just last night, one of them got her claw caught on the hammoc as she was trying to get out, and started to screech and chitter angrily. Ferrets make all sorts of noises. If you never hear them do anything bot the very occasional dook noise, then you aren't taking care of them properly and they aren't happy.
>> Anonymous
>>251434
Actually, both my ferrets are deafies. Neither of them really dook much. Some ferrets DONT dook at all. They also don't like hammocks even though we have a few in their cage, sure if they are hurting they make noises...Though they don't get caught in shit fortunately. Learn to research idiot, I bet you keep your ferrets on shavings and feed them fruit too.
>> Anonymous
>>251371
Just be consistant with scruffing. If she tries to bite you after the scruff, do it again. If she doesn't learn, give her time out in a carrier or a cage that isnt her perm home.

You have to be consistant, but don't sweat usually the most vicious biters when given lots of patience turn out to be the sweetest.

My younger ferret would get VERY agressive when I would bring out the N bones. He'd hiss and pull at the bone or the bag. If there was any treats by my other ferret he would try to attack him and steal it. After a few months of forcing him to eat it in my lap, and giving him smaller pieces from my hand he now will sit with me and eat a big stick of it instead of running under something
>> Anonymous
>>251447

You are obivously a complete moron. I've been raising ferrets for the last twenty four years. YOUR ferrets are the exception to the rules.

Ferrets love hammocks. They make noise when they are happy. And you are a complete fucking retard because you think you know everything. There's a book you should read.. It's called fererets for dummies. But I think you need ferrets for retards, since just because your ferrets act that way it's obviously how ALL ferrets act. Learn to do resarch yourself before you open your fuckhole.
>> Anonymous
>>251451
ugh. Ok I don't have many friends with other ferrets, I'll give you that. However the ferrets I do know do not make much noise. All ferrets have different personalitys right? Some make lots of noise, some don't. Hell my youngest ferret barks in his sleep sometimes.

Like I said earlier neither of my ferrets like hammocks very much. They will only sleep in it if I place them in it. Otherwise sometimes they will swing in it when they are bored but that is it. Does this mean my ferrets are unhappy?

Your bitching at me for making a generalization, but aren't you doing the same exact thing?
>> Anonymous
>>251451
Oh and I never said all ferrets don't make noises I did say MY ferrets don't make much noise. they are DEAF they make weird noises randomly. Maybe you need to learn to read instead of say LOLOLOL I OWNED FERRETS FOR a BAZILLION YEARS. When I'm sure not even half of those years you treated your ferrets anywhere close to how good I treat my guys.

If you read a bit about ferrets YOU would know that some ferrets don't make much noise. It doensn't matter if they are sad or happy.

The quietest will scream when bit much too hard. Why is it screaming. Well hay, maybe because it is in pain you dumb piece of shit.

Fuck I've been trolled by idiots.
>> Anonymous
>>251300
Here is his myspace
http://www.myspace.com/RM1Navy
Lives in Severn Maryland.

Turns out he is also a closet gay.

Call his mother and let her know.

Tropea, Shizuko H & Arthur R
Ages:65+, 50-54

1453 Maryland Ave
Severn, MD 21144-2618
(410) 551-6910

Will take quite a bit of balls, hes ancient. Have fun.