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Anonymous
Dearest /b/,

About an hour ago I was out having lunch when some animal rights loon walks up to me and SPITS on my fucking hamburger. HE FUCKING SPIT ON MY FUCKING HAMBURGER. Can you believe that shit?
>> Anonymous
and you didn't knock his ass out? for shame!

what you should have done is slapped him across the face. its an excellent put-down and who's going to file charges for being slapped?