Have some vampire squid, guys. It's really tasty.
Here's what it really looks like.
>>169211If it bites me, do I become one?
youre right, the artists rendition does look much more accurate than the real photo.
>>169215wont bite you, will just try to frighten you with bio-luminescence if running away doesn't work
Vampire squid aren't something you should be afraid of.Now HUMBOLDT squid... oh god. They will jump out of the water and try to kill you.I still have nightmares about that one time...
Im pretty sure that is not a squid...
>>169256...wait, what?
>>169256Dude, fucking Humbolt squid. Fuck them. They're like reallife tentacle rape monsters, but without rape.
>>170609So basically they have tentacles.
>>170627and are monsters.
>>170708In conclusion, humboldt squid is monster, tentacle, and rape. Squid.Oh noes fail.