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Anonymous
Hi, /an/.
I can have a pet at college; I really want one.
Only rule is, it has to die if it leaves the water.
What are the coolest, most unexpected options we can get here?
>> fuD
Sea Urchin

Sea snakes
>> Anonymous
>>244012
a turd
>> Anonymous
Hm an echinoderm :s
That's an interesting idea.
And it looks like I don't have to worry about a red sea urchin dying. Ever. Or worry about it dying on my grandchildren, or their grandchildren.
>> Anonymous
goldfish
>> Anonymous
A human fetus with pharyngeal gill slits.
>> Anonymous
get a dog/rat/hamster, put it in a small tub of shallow water, and sit there with a knife looking insane and mutter "If it leaves the water... it has to die...."
>> Anonymous
I don't have anymore ideas, just... I really like that toilet
>> Anonymous
I like newts. They're kind of boring but they're cute and live forever.
>> Anonymous
lobster
>> Anonymous
crabs
>> Anonymous
axolotl
>> Anonymous
not this again
>> Anonymous
you've already made this thread, but I suggest axolotl
>> Anonymous
A squid! o.o
>> Anonymous
how about a pet jar of anthrax, and when its bad, just take the lid off, and it will do the deed of your adolescent violence for you.
>> Anonymous
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axolotl
>> Anonymous
>>244233
okay what the hell is this
doesnt look shopped, yet doesnt look real
i cant believe in real pokemons
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>244246
hobo recluse
>> Anonymous
>>244246
Theres an animal you dont recognise, and the post has one word, which also, you dont recognise. Think for a couple of seconds.
>> Anonymous
Deathstalker scorpion. Let it sting you to gain immunity.
>> Anonymous
get a blue crayfish, they are low maintence and very cute * they pile their rocks and make little hidey holes its really cute to watch them.*
>> fuD
whatever you get make sure it puts the lotion on its skin.

Or get nothing, just refuse to accept it when ppl say otherwise.
>> Adjutant?TACELBAT ?????? !FUX4cHAN.6
"seamonkies"
>> Anonymous
just be sure you pre-heat the oven before you put the turkey in...
>> Anonymous
water turtles?
>> Anonymous
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Get a Triops

1. It has 3 eyes
2. Their eggs can survive out of water for up to 20 years (so you can hatch 1 at a time if you want
3. They only live for 20-90 days, so no longterm relationships are needed, but you can keep growing them if you like 'em
4. They can double in size in a day, so every day is a new thing to look at! Your friends will want to drop by to see how quickly it's growing too!
5. They are described as "Hyperactive" so they are entertaining
6. It's got 3 eyes!!! That's like... 1.5 x the amount of eyes you have!
7. ??????
8. Profit!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>244012
Get a pistol shrimp
>> Anonymous
>>244492
knowing it'll die so soon will make me sad.
>> Anonymous
>>244492
HOLY NUTBALLS is that real? I refuse to believe that's how big a triop has gotten...min never came that close in size (biggest was as bas as the top part of my thumb).
>> Anonymous
>>244508
I was thinking the same thing.
>> Anonymous
I sucked at keeping Triops. Mine would get to the size of a pea and die.