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Anonymous
Monkey topic.

Also, what's the difference between monkey's and apes?
>> Anonymous
ITT we didn't learn anything in 3rd grade.
>> Anonymous
well.. for starters your picture is of an ape

Gibbons
Chimp
Orang
Gorrilla
People
Bigfoot

all apes
>> Anonymous
"Ape" used to be used for any non-human primate without a tail.
Nowadays "ape" is usually reserved for the clade that includes gibbons and chimps (and humans). This makes it clear that tailless monkeys like the "Barbary ape" (now "Barbary macaque") are not particularly closely related to gibbons, etc.
Thus endeth the taxonomy lesson.
Also, imaeg needs a tex. I suggest "Thumbs Up Gibbon Approves This Thread"
>> Anonymous
>>255024Also, what's the difference between monkey's and apes?

Well niggers are considerably more stupid than the average gorilla and gorillas aren't the sharpest tack in the drawer in comparison with the lordly chimpanzee.
It's often assumed that niggers have tails but they don't since they're marginally descended from apes. Gorillas and chimpanzees among other primates can be taught rudimentary sign language while niggers tend to babble nonsense. At least their attempts at speech are rhythmic but it's not true language.
Chimpanzees can be taught tricks and tasks while niggers are content to be lazy, collect welfare and chase unsuspecting white women.
>> Demyx's Landmaster !!LRYbbMT7F9I
>>255092
not funny when it first started, not funny now.

Generally apes are tail-less and larger than most monkeys. Also all apes are Old World inhabitants (Africa, Europe, Asia), the New World has only monkeys.

The Great Apes are the largest and considered the most advanced group: chimpanzees, bonobos, orangutans, gorillas and humans.
>> Anonymous
you can't have rape without ape
>> Anonymous
nice monkey
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Why does "monkey" pluralize with an apostrophe when "ape" doesn't?
>> Anonymous
>>256020

The fuck are you talking about? Neither pluralize with apostrophes....oh wait... I've been had again by the grammar trolls haven't I.
>> OkasenLuny !3GqYIJ3Obs
>>255559

lol
>> Anonymous
>>255039
>bigfoot
>> Margaret
>>256020

Because he is stupid. End of story.
>> Anonymous
>>255024
The easiest way to tell apes apart from new-world monkeys, old-world monkeys, tarsiers, and prosimians is the ape's complete lack of a tail. The exception is the Barbary macaque which has no tail despite being an old-world monkey.

It's fairly useless knowledge outside of biology anyhow as most people are too fucking stupid to even care, let alone comprehend, that there's a difference. Especially if it gets in the way of an unfunny joke.
>> Anonymous
What'd the difference between an ape and a gr8 ape?

I know we're the latter, but that's basically the extent of my knowledge.
>> Anonymous
>>256248
The lesser apes are the gibbons. Basically, they're smaller, don't build nests, have ball-and-socket wrist joints and their hands and feet are longer and more monkey-like than the great apes.
>> Anonymous
>>256248

I don't know about you guys, but I am a FANTASTIC ape.
>> Demyx's Landmaster !!vjyCRKGc15d
>>256381
only lesser apes make such a big deal of themselves
>> Anonymous
Well, they're both more evolved then niggers.