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Anonymous
A friend has watched Fullmetal Alchemist, and wants the same breed as Black Hayate is. I've loathed to actually tell her what breed it is, but now she's insisting, and frankly speaking, I don't think she's responsible enough to take care of a dog.

What should I do before she sees Cowboy Bebop and likes Corgis?
>> Anonymous
Say to your friend that anime is for faggots and should stop watching it.
>> Anonymous
Oh, killing her is not an option. I found out that her Life Insurance Policy has a clause where a charity she chose will get the money instead of the primary beneficiary if she's offed in "Suspicious circumstances."
>> Anonymous
>>286206

It's impossible to have fun these days isn't it? One minute you're enjoying the sweet sweet sounds of her screams as you drive a chainsaw into her tits, and the next it turns out you just helped aids ridden niggers get fed in africa. FUCK!
>> Anonymous
If she does find out make sure you go with her whenever she goes out to find one, make sure the people at the store/shelter/etc. know why she wants it and hopefully they might be as wary as you about letting this tart look after another living thing.
>> Anonymous
anyone who picks a dog based on something they saw on japanimation ought to kill themselves
>> Anonymous
>>286232

I really wish OP did that, it would give me something new to rage about.

Tattletaling on someone wanting a pet, jesus cunting christ.
>> Anonymous
Its a shiba inu. Goddamn, is it that hard to figure out?