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Anonymous
I remember back when I was in kindergarten living in southern cali, I used to fuck with the fire ants. I haven't seen one in many years, but back then they were all over the place.
Anyway, what you do is, find the winged males and pick them up by their wings. Once you got your 'loaded gun', call over a buddy and tell them to close their eyes. I guess you know where I'm going with this. I was fucked up.
Karma did get my ass a few times, though. See, no one ever told me ants have these things called fucking stingers, so I thought as long as I held the ant so it couldn't bite me, I'd be fine. Tried to pick up the wingless ones using this method many times before I gave up. Ouch.
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