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Anonymous
dear /an/.

How do I build a fire properly?

Much thanks.
>> Anonymous
With a lighter. Witty people may suggest adding a cat. It's optional.
>> Anonymous
Start out with kindling, the driest and thinest you can find. Dead twigs from low hanging branches of pine trees work the best. Next gather up larger sticks, and then logs, so you can be ready when you need them. Take a bunch of the kindling and make a bundle of it maybe an inch and a half in diameter. Make sure the sticks are close, but not too close, so air can get through. Lean the bundle against a bigger stick on the ground where you want to build your fire. Next, light a match and hold it under the bundle, shielding it from any wind. When it catches, put bigger sticks on and gradually build it up.

When you get it big enough to put the smaller logs on you can either make the fire a tepee style or a log cabin style. If you want a lot of light tepee is the way to go. If you want heat, log cabin is better. If you plan to cook either can work; log cabin is better if you have pots to place on the logs. Or, you can use a tepee and suspend something above it.

Of course, for starting the fire you can also do something to make sparks, like rub sticks or use flint and steel, and get that to catch some brush or something (pocket lint works too) to light the kindling. Or you can just use lighter fluid if you're a pansy.
>> Anonymous
YOU WILL NEED
a match or lighter or torch or flamethrower
a hatchet or axe or chainsaw or chainsword
some paper or driftwood or logs or people

For the sake of my example, I'll assume you went with the best of the best: a flamethrower, chainsword, and a crowded dance floor.

BEGIN: Take your chainsword. Cut a swathe down the left, a swathe down the right, and a swathe up the center of the party. Twist to the left, spin to the right, yeah baby shake your body.

(if you're doing it right, you'll have a pile of screaming, maimed corpses)

BREAKDOWN: Take your flamethrower. Let it burn burn burn til' the break of dawn, pile 'em up on your front lawn.
(if you're doing it right, you'll have a pile of screaming, maimed, burning corpses)

THE FINISH: Kneel before the assembly and dedicate your work to the blood god.

OPTIONAL: Skulls make good hats.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
First you put the airbrush tool on the smallest setting, and select a pale yellow colour
"spray" the yellow along the bottom of where you would like your fire to be.

Change the colour to a pale orange and begin forming the "flame" section of the fire. Change the colour a few more times, shifting it to a bright red gradually, and use each colour to build up the shape of the flame.

Once you have the fire roughly as you like, select a dark red and place it just along the tips and edges of the flames, then go back with white and place it along the very bottom edge of the fire.
>> Anonymous
If you want to be tricky, get a can of soda.

You'll also need some kleenex and toothpaste.
Smear toothpaste on the bottom of the soda can. Rub it around with kleenex, rinsing on a regular basis, until this part is shiny.
Aim the parabola at the sun, put a piece of kindling in front of it and wait for it to catch fire.
A good source of kindling is dryer lint. Just get some lint, rub it down with vaseline and store it in a film cannister.
>> Anonymous
Cast Pyroblast on something flammable.

Prefferably kindling, lemmings, or your ex-wife.
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>> Anonymous
"With furries" is the short and simple answer.
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in b4 zippocat
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Only kinda in b4. See>>183686