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What does /an/ think of these guys as pets. I know they're supposed to be extremely smart.
>> Anonymous
noisy
>> Anonymous
require a ton of attention
>> Anonymous
they also tend to swipe with those huge beaks
They either love you or hate you..
they are a lot of time and a lot of money and if you can't afford either then they are not for you
they are loud but it's easy to get used to
I suggest plenty of research before getting one...
>> Anonymous
Like having a child, only it doesn't talk as much and never turns into a faggot asshole.

Depending on the personality of the parrot, he can either be your best friend or a complete asshole.
>> HyperCutter !!fZ983tH9aUp
Also they live fucking FOREVER.
>> Anonymous
Like having a moody, needy, stunted autistic child who will never grow up and stop depending on you for everything, may decide it doesn't even like you, is capable of easily removing your fingers, and might never be potty-trained.
>> Anonymous
Large parrots are ideal for middle-aged people who have a lot of money and want children but can't have them because their junk doesn't work or sex offender status, etc.
>> Anonymous
Hope to god they like you.
>> Anonymous
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Anyone recognize this image?
>> Anonymous
>>292284

also extremely endangered.
>> Anonymous
>>292336
Ara chloroptera is the least endangered of the macaws and isn't even officially classified as endangered by the IUCN. They also breed readily in captivity.
>> Anonymous
well thats a green winged macaw, not your typical scarlet, its a offshot of the scarlet macaw.


second they make great pets if you can handle the mess they create. can handle incredibly loud shrills randomly.

and they do bite extremly hard. im talkin enough to if they get you just right a massive bruise or stitches.

they average a 75 year life span when properly taken care of or even up to 100 years.


larger macaws are not for the average pet keeper. more of a hobbiest. i suggest a smaller parrot such as a amazon, or even a illegers macaw something that might be easier, african grey or perhaps a conure.
>> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI
>>292341
>they average a 75 year life span when properly taken care of or even up to 100 years.
HOLY SHIT.
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i believe oldest recorded to date was either a

hyacinth macaw *featured in pic.

is the largest of the macaws (*today) and it is said one lived to about 110 before it finally died. it might have been a blue and gold macaw *also shown in previous post.
>> Anonymous
ahhh fuck it would suck to accidentally squish it
>> Anonymous
go to a pet store and let one bite you before you decide.
>> Anonymous
and there not that smart, they have the ability to learn, the smartest is the african grey, if you wanna call it being smart.

they don't recognize themselves in a mirror...so usually they arn't self aware as some would put it.

there more of mimicers if anything they can learn complex shapes and what not but smart hmm depends on how much work you put in. im talkin years for it to be considered smart.
>> Anonymous
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if you want a pet parrot, don't jump straight into big macaw territory. They really are a handful. My dad has two and they're pretty well behaved, usually, but when they aren't... Listen, you should just have some experience with something a little more manageable first. Like a pair of Caiques, pictured. They aren't big talkers but they love to play with toys and each other and are generally a joy to have around. (Seriously, look them up on youtube) And when they have tantrums you can get them into the cage for a time out without risk of losing your fingers.

Also, read up on parrot nutrition and proper care from a good source- pretty much all of the relevant books available from www.parrotdiseperch.com will at least set you in the right direction; don't ask the people at big box stores like Petland because they are wrong. (Understanding of parrot nutrition was pretty sparse until about 12 years ago, and the big retailers still haven't caught on.)
>> Anonymous
Get a Quaker, they're smart but smaller and far easier to look after.

That being said they're noisy cunts.
>> Anonymous
Despite all the negative (but true) aspects of macaw-owning posted, it really is fucking amazing to build a relationship with one of these birds.

They're definitely not for first time bird owners, or those who can't afford the time/money. I think it can be worth it though, if done right. My boy never fails to put a big smile on my face when he greets me with a "Hi!" and a kiss, sound effects included. They're so animated and unpredictable.

I'd also suggest being a very patient person. If you're the type to get mad at an animal for misbehaving, don't get one. Parrots don't understand punishment or yelling. Yelling and scolding only entertains them, thus reinforcing the behavior you're yelling at them for.
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>> Anonymous
Iv had a severe Macaw for 13 years now. his is my baby but can be a HUGE pain in the ass. Macaws tend to bond with one person and hates everyone else. my bird bonded with me and tries to kill my boyfriend and dogs.. and clothing.. whenever he can. each kind of breed has its own distinct personality so you should really look into the different kinds and make sure you get a good match for your lifestyle. i started with a budgie and worked my way up.

if you can, look into adopting a bird. so many people get parrots not realizing how much work they are and how long they live. so alot of places have birds that are only 24 years and their owners cant handle them anymore.. but they still have alot of life ahead of them. your best place is a rehabilitation center... you dont find one everywhere but some areas have them. they take birds who have problems and nurse then back to normal and work with them.

birds can be AMAZING pets if you know what you're getting into and do your homework before hand.