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Sup, I can get a free emu if I want one, what I want to know is their temperament? Are they a pain in the ass? I'm willing to get food and stuff for them. I have about 2 acres in my backyard, I know they get big, is that big enough for them to run around?

How long do they live? My dogs wouldn't kill it, but would it kill me dogs? (Weimereimers, both about 80-90 lbs)
>> Anonymous
oh hi I have an emu amikewl yet??/
>> Anonymous
So the answer is don't get it then? Alright then.
>> Anonymous
i dont know anything about them other than they're evil fuckers. my father's boss raised two of them from chicks and they're total ass holes and we know if they got out of their pen, they'd try and go after us. no one even calls them emus. we refer to them as dinosaurs.
>> Anonymous
>>286911

Sounds like a cool animal to hunt.
>> Anonymous
>>286913

Clever girl...
>> Anonymous
Get it. You'll be the only person thousands know who owns an emu.
>> Anonymous
One of my friends neighbors raised these evil bastards. He lived damn near in the center of metro Atlanta and had three emu's in a fenced in backyard in a subdivsion. I always wanted to let them out but the owner was crazy and was always watching "his birds" and usually carried a gun around.
>> Anonymous
emus are fucking badass birds, but like, cow sized...

how come we dont have dog sized birds that we can keep as pets? What happend to the evolution chain?
>> Anonymous
>>287169
There were birds like that. But humans made them extinct.
Not that you can find Dodos among the human species, mind you.
>> Anonymous
>>287169
Goose.
>> Anonymous
>>287169

chicken
>> Anonymous
just FYI, its pronounced EEM-YOO so you don't make yourself look like a retard and call it an E-MOO
>> Anonymous
Like the ostrich stereotype, they kick things. And make a god awful deep "GUH GUH" noise.