soo... was driving to work this morning... it was about 6:30am... when all of a sudden a fucking turkeys right in front of me!! i swear to god it was like those cartoons in sloMo, my car SCREECHED to a halt... and the dumb fuck just stood there w my front bumper TOUCHING its stupid turkey ass!!!! i was a wreck... thought i was gunna kill the fucker! and i should of! broght it home and cook it! thats what i should have done... but no.. i was almost in tears the whole rest of the ride to work... and i didnt evan hurt it! DUMB FUCKING ANIMAL!!!pic related thats what the dumb shit looked like
GAHHH