TURTLE DICK
DISTRACTION PENIS!
>>337328jesus fucking christ. it's like.. half the size of its body
>>337341jealous?
>>337349Yes.
>>337349you're not?
Holy christ...From henceforth, the saying is now "hung like a turtle."
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
do you like big black cock?
Is it coming out the end of its tail ?
Did you put viagra on its salad???
daily dose
>>337454yes the cloaca opening is on the underside of the tail, that is where their reproductive organs are and where they excrete waste.