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doctor anonymous
One of my dogs, for the past 3 days or so, has been acting extremely weird. Here's a list of what he's doing:

1. He gets on the back of another dog and sort of rides on the back of the other dog sort of jumping.
2. If I get this dog separated from the others, he wines so much, it gets very annoying, so annoying that I lock him up behind another door far away, sometimes even out in the cold if it gets too overwhelming. If close, this doesn't happen as intensely.
3. If I let him out, he wants back in again. If I let the other dog out, he'll always want out.
4. Fairly recently, there was a bond made that was so strong, even with a 25-pound dog below and the 15-pound dog on top with the lower dog hanging and movement up and down to simulate about 2 G's of force, the bond wouldn't break. That's like 50 pounds of force for a bond no more than 2 cubic centimeters. That is such an intense force required. After repeated whacking (sometimes even hard whacks), the bond still remain as if not giving up. The bond finally broke and a lot of liquid came out (and it wasn't yellow suggesting urine). After this episode, I locked him up again and he was breathing in and out like 4 times a second, so fast, it doesn't seem right.

What is this all about? My dad is telling me to keep the two separate so I was. The whacks are to tell him that what he was doing was not allowed, and despite being whacked a lot for 3 days, this continued to happen.
>> Anonymous
hes horny
/end
>> Barksalot !!bUy38Am5hmk
Have you tried jumping over the dog yourself?
>> Anonymous
DOG WANT SEX
1/10
>> Anonymous
>>280700
lol'd
>> Anonymous
HORNY DOG IS HORNY
HURRRRRR
Get him neutered.
>> Anonymous
>>1. He gets on the back of another dog and sort of rides on the back of the other dog sort of jumping.

How fucking old are you to not know what that's called.
>> Anonymous
Your dog is being troll'd
-1/10
>> Anonymous
He was humping another, non castrated, male dog?

Go to the vet, this might even be an early stage of rabies.
>> Anonymous
successful troll is successful
>> Admiral Roflcakes !!lhOgURyi8tj
This is funny. I might come to /an/ more often now.
>> Anonymous
Best troll I've seen in a while. Kudos.
>> Anonymous
You should let him jump up on your back, then you wouldn't have to let him out so often. :3