fatdog is a graceful creature. having reach the pinnacle of his evolutionary path, it needs no more involvement with the happenings of the world.
he slumbers as the days pass, calmly reflecting on his existence.
a mouse passes by fatdog, but his dignity belittles the presence of the miniscule intruder. merely opening his mouth would bestow too much grace upon the agressor.
As he contemplates the serenity of his surrounding, he embarks on an alluring trip in his mind. satisfied...fulfilled...and ever graceful.fatdog, you have stolen my heart.
jesus FUCKING christhow does a dog get to be that fat?
D':
>>71142McDonald's
It's a he?
ugh poor dog dude.
Just another form of human selfishness. "But he likes the cookies/hamburgers/what ever sooooo much, I just can't deny them from him." etc. Animal cruelty. Fatdog should eat his owner.
they should remove the feeding tube
>>71170by the looks of him he already has.I have laughed so hard at this topic. Are there mods in /a/If so, please sticky this hilarity.
>>71170It's called evolution. Fatdog dies because he eats the same shit his owner eats.
I lol'd, but poor dog.
Arbitrary fat dog is FAAAAAAAT.Maybe fatdog was a seal in a past life? Someone should throw him in the water and check.