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Missing Cat is Missing Anonymous
My asshole cat decided to get up and go missing for two weeks, and I only found him by randomly walking into him one day.

And I was just wondering how long /an/'s cats have gone walkies' for.

It was really weird how I found him though, I was walking to college and I stoped at a shop to buy a coke (about eight blocks away from my house, in a very urban enviroment.)
When I left the shop he was standing on top of a car, wet, shivering, hungry and meowing at me in a "Lol sup' I'm hungry, take me home" way. So I bundled him in my coat and ran home Triumphantly cracking his feline head on every lamppost on the way back.
>> Anonymous
Your a bitch your cat runs your life, should have left your cat there to teach it a lesson
>> Anonymous
one of my two cats left me when we moved to a new town and my father blatantly let him out for some "fresh air" T_T he's been gone for three years now exactly. I'm going to miss you Tumtum >.<;;

T___T if only there were some closure...
>> Anonymous
>>165640
That's the bitch about it, you don't know if they are already dead, stuck somewhere slowly dying, or living with some other fuckers.
>> Anonymous
theyre ccats, what do you expect?
>> Anonymous
i think my neighbors across the hall ate my cat :(
>> Anonymous
cats are bitches. my bro feeded a white cat who used to visit him verynow and then just once, and the cat stuck there, so my bro thought it was actually without a master, until he saw a paper in the street like 1 week later.

fucking cats >=(
>> Anonymous
>>165658
What are you trying to say? lol
>> Anonymous
>>165664
Probrably that his brother took in a cat, and it's owners put up wanted posters for it.
I thought the same thing could of happened when my cat went missing.
>> Anonymous
>>165671
I stopped reading after "feeded".
>> Lokian !!8oBdJTVCtNB
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>> Anonymous
Some of my friends' first wives "went missing" soon after their marriages. The husbands would go look for them and track them to motels with butt-ugly dudes from a bar or some old drug-addict boyfriend. Figure out why some brides screw the caterer 30 minute before their weddings and maybe the same principle will apply to these straying cats.
>> Anonymous
>>165737
Hmmm, Good theory.
>> Anonymous
My pa's cat went missing for about seven months. he found some old lady looking after it, apparently she wuz leik "well you should of fed the fucking thing, and it would'nt of ran off." And she apparently asked for compensation for seven months of cat food.
He told her to keep it and went home, and the little shit followed him.
>> Anonymous
>>165737
Cats are normally more hungry than horny.
>> Anonymous
Mine went missing for a week, showed up at home covered in fine dust. I think he got locked in a neighbours' shed by mistake or something (I looked through all of ours).
>> Anonymous
>>165899
Annual compulsory mop duties
>> Anonymous
>>165901
For a shed?
>> Anonymous
yeah i know i had a cat that went missing once but then it came back
>> Anonymous
I had a cat that would leave for days on end and come back fine. He did this for years. When we moved we lived in a campground while we were building the new house, and he got out. we thought he was gone for good but he found his way back to the trailer. Once we were in the new house he disappeared after living there a few months and never showed up again. We took awhile to realise he was gone and not coming back, since he would always be off on his own anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>165907
BRILLIANT.
>> Anonymous
>>165910
Thank you Anon i lol'd