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Anonymous
my dog is smart.
i taught her how to eat a bowl of legos.
>> Anonymous
i taught my dog how to eat pennies
>> Anonymous
i taught my dog how to eat a bowl of coco-puffs
>> Anonymous
i taught my dog how to be a hero


damm, i miss him
>> ???????????bob dole????
>>145201
phale
>> Reeseslover
I taught my dog how to do a barrel roll.
>> Anonymous
>>145201
In b4 failing at the most basic of over used memes.
>> Anonymous
>>145205
>>145207

In after failures fell for the trap.
>> Anonymous
I taught my dog how to eat teeth
>> Anonymous
I taught my dog how to eat the internet.
>> Anonymous
I taught my dog how to eat chocolate covered with aids
>> Anonymous
well i taught my dog how to eat pussy like a champ
>> Anonymous
I taught my dog how to eat the inside of his mouth
>> Anonymous
I taught my dog how to eat his own head
>> Anonymous
well i taught my dog how to do photosynthesis so he can eat the sun
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
I taught my dog.
>> Anonymous
i taught my dog how to fall in a bottomless pit with spikes at the bottom
>> Anonymous
taught my dog how to stfu
>> Anonymous
unfortunately.
>> Anonymous
i thought my dog how to eat thorns - so i wouldn't have to sit and get them all out by myself, when he is getting back home from outside.
>> Anonymous
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I taught my dog how to eat my wallet and its contents, including an irreplaceable check for 340 dollars and all of my *cards/ID. Thank god he didn't eat my AMC movie card, there are so many good movies out!

I'm going to spend tomorrow on the phone with all these faggots to get them to send me new plastic cards so I can buy shit and be happy.
>> Anonymous
>>145356
>I'm going to spend tomorrow beating the shit out of my dog.
>> Anonymous
I taught my dog how to eat babies
>> Anonymous
>>145362
He fucking deserves it too.. he usually eats things of mine when I've been ignoring him for extended periods of time.

Today I took him to the dog park for 2 hours, walked a mile there and back. We came home and he immediately went to sleep. I go outside for 10 minutes and come back to this all over my kitchen floor. FFS WHY.
>> Anonymous
>>145362

I call that a day ending in y.
>> Anonymous
>>145356
underage B& washington vertical license.
>> Anonymous
>>145380
It'll be horizontal in a couple days as I'm getting a new one.
>> Anonymous
>>145315
Wait, whut?
>> Anonymous
>>145365

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/national/pet-husky-kills-twoweekold-baby/2007/08/28/11880670761
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Nice going, asshole.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>145356
Why hello, brand new identity. Meet my buddy Sharpen Tool. He's from Photoshop.
>> Anonymous
I taught my dog how to be google
>> Anonymous
I taught my dog to TAKE A BITE OF GUM GUM!!
>> Anonymous
I taught my dog to eat terrorists.
>> Anonymous
I taught my dog how to eat Porcupine.
Unfortunately, it smells really bad while he cooks it.
>> Anonymous
>>145498
Good luck with that :) Post results of your internet detective role play here, I'll tell you if you get them right or not.
>> Anonymous
I taught my dog to play Nintendo. Bastard cheats in Super Smash Bros. Melee. Damned edge-hog.
>> Anonymous
>>145585
my dog took my purse and dug everything out of it to get to my pack of gum. which she then age
>> Anonymous
>>146706
er... ate. she then ate.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>146708
>my dog took my purse and dug everything out of it to get to my pack of gum. which she then age
>>146706
>er... ate. she then ate.

Hint: You can delete posts. Well, you could, but there wouldn't be a point now. You're welcome!

>>145734
Effort.