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Anonymous
Tonight I hit a coyote with my car on my way home, leaving a pup parentless. Well, it was making this horrible crying noise and looking at me with those sad eyes, so I brought it home. What I'm wondering is where do I go to get a permit to keep it as a pet? (I live in Indiana)
>> Anonymous
I intend to contact the local law enforcement first thing in the morning to see what they have to say, but I'm hoping to get a little forward information so that maybe I can talk my way into getting to keep it. It's a cute little bastard, I've named it Zarkon.
>> Anonymous
good luck, its not a domesticated animal so it might be hard to raise best bet is calling an animal shelter or nature haven
>> Anonymous
My mom hit a cyote on the way home from work one night
year's ago the poor thing was a mother of 5 pups all of whom where safe, My mom had brought all of them home with her and we lived on a farm so we where well versed with animals.
we bottle fed them till they could eat normal food. there where very calm and nice, but they barked yelped all the time.
one day my retard of a sister decided to let them loose in the chicken coop, I still dont know why she did it. think it was for the lulz.
I think a year later the old couple who lived down the road from us found out we where keeping them as pets and called the wild life and game rangers on us, We had to give them up. ='(
>> Anonymous
>>254537
If I can't keep it as a pet I'm going to see if I can "put it to sleep" and get it stuffed.
>> Anonymous
http://dailycoyote.blogspot.com/

Read this. Keeping a coyote is nothing like keeping a dog or cat. They're destructive, wild, and instinct-driven. The person who writes this blog (and who rescued a coyote much in the same way you did) says if given another chance, they would NEVER try to do it again.
>> Anonymous
Read "Don Coyote"
>> Anonymous
So far he hasn't moved much, he just hides and stares at me. He'll let me pet him, which I do every hour or so trying to get him to get used to me.
>> Anonymous
neuter it?
>> Anonymous
>>254699
I'll definitely do that if I can get the permit to keep it.
>> Anonymous
Though, upon further though, I might not, so that I can take it coyote hunting with me while it's in heat. Let it bark, yelp, spray it's fluids, and then shoot everything that comes up after her.
>> Cloudchaser Shaconage
Talk to these people, they've had a coyote for years

http://dailycoyote.blogspot.com/
>> Anonymous
Apparently his coyote helps vacuum his floors.
>> Anonymous
>>254887
way to read the rest of the thread
>> Anonymous
Um, if you've been spending hours doing nothing but petting it and letting it hide, it's going to die. If it was still feeding off the mother's milk, you need to get some kind of supplement and start feeding him before he dies. Kitten milk might work, most pet stores carry it. But feed him SOMETHING!
>> Anonymous
>>254909
She's refusing to eat anything. I've tried just about everything now.

I'm thinking I'm just going to nail it with a .22, get it stuffed, and it can still be my pet, just with the added bonus of not having to feed it. It'll be just like Rowdy from Scrubs.
>> Anonymous
Take it to a wildlife refuge. The animal won't grow up to be a good pet and you won't be able to get a permit for it.
>> Anonymous
>>254916
Says you
>> Anonymous
whatatrull?
>> Anonymous
I live in Indiana, Ill take it from you if you don't want to care for it.
>> Anonymous
All you have to say that your coyote is part Shiba Inu, part German Shepherd and maybe pass a sawbuck to your veterinarian to keep mum each time you visit his office.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>254543
>>254887
>>Yes. When I realized Charlie had decided to stay with me, I started thinking about neutering him, but it wasn't until I got a mind-to-mind transmission from him (no joke) that "it was time" that I went ahead and did it. I did the procedure myself - it went smoothly and with no complications, though it's a very long story so you'll have to read the book to get the outrageous details.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>> Anonymous
>>255063
It's my roommate that actually wants it, is trying to take care of it, and is also the one that caught it, so you'd have to talk to him about all that.

Problem is, there's no way in all firey hell I'd ever give any sort of contact information in the smallest of forms anywhere on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
op here
it died ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>255124
That's not the OP, it's still alive.

I'd never lower myself to use those stupid "emotes." I'd kill this coyote with my bare hands and fuck the corpse before I'd ever use those.
>> Anonymous
op here
i killed this coyote with my bare hands and fucked the corpse :D
>> Anonymous
op here
lolcocks
>> Anonymous
op here
It turns out I can fit an entire coyote pup in my anus
>> Anonymous
REAL OP here, I sat on it, it died
>> Anonymous
Even more real OP here

It was delicious on rye bread
>> Anonymous
I actually got him to roll over and let me trip his fur and rub his stomach, he finally ate a bit, and then he just flipped shit and attacked me.

So, looks like it's going to be some hot lead for this bastard.
>> Anonymous
THE REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL OP FOR GODS SAKES!
I sticked my penor in its pooper, so now its fine
>> Anonymous
Look online for 'wildlife rehabilitator" in your state. These are people who rehab wild animals in their free time and keep up on exactly what should be done with every animal they get and they are more likely to talk with you about things like getting permits than someone like law enforcement/animal control.
>> Anonymous
OP here. I'ts done, it's dead. I'm sure it felt nothing. It's over at the taxidermist right now.
>> Anonymous
>>255295
Nnot the OP, but that's basically what will happen in the morning, but with less typing errors and a full story about it.
>> Anonymous
>>255294
I'd thought about that until it bit me. Now it's going to be a new decoration in my house.
>> Frankengun !HgIdo42VU2
This thread is fucking hilarious!

OP, if you DO get it stuffed, post pics.
>> Anonymous
REAL OP.

I- ... I.. I got nothing.
>> Anonymous
>>255296
Not the real OP, that's me.
...but yeah... that's essentially what's going to happen.
>> Anonymous
op here
the mother just knocked at the door
i have a zombie coyote situation here
wut do i do?
>> Anonymous
>>255298
I most certainly will
>> Anonymous
>>255298
Yeah, of course I will. What pose should I have him in?
>> Anonymous
>>255336
The "just hit by a car" pose.
>> Anonymous
>>255338
I'm going to have him dancing. Give him a top hat and a cane and have him dancing like the frog from the Looney Tunes.
>> Anonymous
OP, I let him go. I walked him out into the woods, found other coyotes and let him go near them. I figured that was for the best.
>> Anonymous
UPDATE:
I've reported everything that happened to a conservation officer, and they agreed I did everything the right way and they even let me keep the body because I told him I thought about getting it stuffed. (Turned out he was a fan of the show Scrubs too) But, the only person for 50 miles who would do it wanted $400 to do it, which is just retarded. So, I skinned it myself and am in the process of making a new dice bag for D&D.

I'm going to get "In Memory of Zarkon" embroidered on it. Or not, because that would cost money. But the thought is there at least.
>> Anonymous
you skinned it??

dude, please just bury it and let it be.
>> Anonymous
>>255903
Grow a pair, sissy.
>> Anonymous
>>255903
I skinned the hell out of it. The mains section of fur is getting made into a new dice bag, I gave the tail to my little brother, my hunting buddy took the anus in a Dasani bottle for a prank at his school, I fed the meat to my neighbors horribly underfed dog, and the head is my new gear shift.

I use what I kill, motherfucker. Burying it would have been retarded. The Indians hate you.

Just wait until bear season, nigger. I'll make sure to get some video of my kills.
>> Anonymous
>I'm going to knit myself a bodysuit from Charlie's wool and a pair of kitten mittens.

Another reason why i'd never date a country bumpkin girl again.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>(I live in Indiana)

OP should have stopped here, all the rest are merely symptoms of the disease
>> Anonymous
I always wanted a baby coyote fur thong. You can feel the sadness of the pups misfortune.
>> Anonymous
>>255915
>lol, I grew up in a city and I think that makes me better than you.

fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>255930
It would be true either way.
>> Anonymous
Out of curiousity, is it difficult to home-cure a pelt? All of the home curing efforts I've come across have been half-rotten and reeking.
>> Anonymous
>>255956
I'm trying to find some more information on that myself. I'm hoping to find a method that doesn't use any expensive chemicals or brains, because I'm poor, and I don't exactly keep brains lying around my apartment.