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Snailcat,+2006-2007 Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Goodnight, evil princess.
>> Anonymous
Did snailcat kick the bucket????
>> Anonymous
AIDS :(
>> Anonymous
i don't believe it
>> Anonymous
oh god, i know hes a troll, but this is too cruel
>> Anonymous
really?
>> Anonymous
>>164906
Hey, Skipper. Tell us about your cock instead. We want to know. Do you have pictures of it?
>> Anonymous
Nooooooo

pictures or it didn't happen.
>> Anonymous
and now, /an/ shits itself.
>> Anonymous
Either this is the ultimate troll, or the most shocking thing I've ever seen on /an/.
>> Anonymous
thats my cat
>> Anonymous
I don't think the real bitter anon has 2 "!!" in his tripfag code. anyone confirm?
>> Anonymous
>>165043
It's not unbelievable the real Bitter would do this for the lulz. Either way, boring troll attempt, since I don't really care about someone else's perfectly average cat.
>> Anonymous
>>164908
cats dont like water though...
>> Anonymous
He knew his cat was no competition for glaucoma cat so he offed her.
>> Anonymous
:(
>> Anonymous !xhioi10.DY
like oongn
>> Anonymous
>>165043
It's Bitter, but I just can't believe it. He would have mentioned if she was sick... say something Bitter! You're killing us!
>> Anonymous
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lol Snailcat's dead
lol Snailcat's alive
lol Snailcat Snailcat
>> Nice Boat
I don't believe it. Pics or it's a lie.
>> Anonymous
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MOM?!?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>164943
No. Go die in a fire you fucking retard.

>>165043
Secure tripcode, lurk moar

She's gone.

My family came over last night and was hanging out, maxin, relaxin all cool, and playing with the snailkittens, and I TOLD them to be careful, to not let any cats outside, because of the pit bull that had been around, just in case, you know? My fucking retard mother wasn't paying attention and let snailcat and the kittens outside anyway. The kittens have NEVER been outside! Snailcat was in heat, so she ran off, and I'm freaking the fuck out trying to catch two scared kittens, and my mom gets scared and gets in the car to go find snailcat, and guess what happens? Apparently snailcat was hiding behind the wheel of mom's car, and she runs over her in the driveway, in front of my loli sister and cousin, and the kittens. Way to win mother of the year.

This is worse than the time she sent me to live with my aunt and uncle. At least THEY let me play with fuzzy dice and didn't run over my goddamn cats.

So, snailcat has gone to sit on her throne as the princess of bel-air =(
>> Anonymous
>>165209
I totally saw it coming. Also, is this to say she still isn't spayed? For shame, fellow pet-nazi, for shame.
>> Anonymous
>>165209
you son of a bitch
>> Anonymous
>>165209
*sobs*
>> Anonymous
Same thing happened to one of my cats when I was a kid, parent went to car to look for cat, cat ends up dead moments later. I hope her infinite haet haunts your mom
>> Anonymous
>>165209
wait is this a humourous retelling of an actual death, or a clever bel-air?
goddamnit bitter
>> maggiekarp !zZAADmFDGM
>>165209
I... I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
I'm glad you fuckers find this so goddamn amusing. Sure she haeted everything, and sometimes she would bite my face in my sleep and pee on my clean laundry, but she loved me in her own sick, twisted way.
>> Anonymous
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farewell dark princess :(
>> Anonymous
>>165231
Ah... She..? Whut...? Um...
SO THERE WAS A SWEET LITTLE SOMEBODY WHO LOVED LIKE I DO?!? Even if it was a cat?
I do that to my gf all the time!
O, cruel world!
I'm sorry for you, man...
>> Anonymous
>>165237
you bite your girlfriend's face and pee on her clean laundry?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>165241
Well, I guess I should say "our clean laundry" as we live together but (mostly for not mixing colours) my clothes are washed separately...
>> Anonymous
Are you going to keep one of the snailings in her place? I do hope this is not the end of the legacy of snail cat.
>> Anonymous
I'm so sorry Bitter.
>> Anonymous
so did her brain pop out of her mouth or what? got any pics?