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Anonymous
Oh, hey /an/

'sup

I'm just going to loiter on your porch and do absolutely nothing for 15 hours.

As soon as you open your front door, imma fly in and loiter inside your house, but up high where you can't reach me. lol!

lol... then I'm going to die of hunger in a few days, and again my corpse will land preferably where you can't reach me without a ladder, so that my carcass attracts hungry ants. Then you'll have ants to contend with. lol! lol! lol!
>> Anonymous
>but up high where you can't reach me. lol!

Apparently you have never heard of a broom..
>> Anonymous
FUCK THOSE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! how are they even called?
the one here around enjoy dying on lamps so they start to burn and you can smell them in the whole house lolz.
>> Doctor ? !yOVYMaY/uQ
>>155119
We call 'em Mosquito Hawks 'round here in Maryland.
>> Anonymous
>>155128

They only eat nectar
>> Anonymous
Crane flies - but we call 'em Daddy Long Legs in England.
>> Anonymous
my little sister and I just call them "the zubs"
>> Anonymous
>>155119

That is a crane fly.

Mosquito Hawk is a common nickname, though it is not technically correct.

A daddy long-legs is something totally different. Both crane flies and daddy long legs have the long thin legs, but daddy long legs have no wings (they don't fly) and they have a roughly sphere-shaped body, not a long slender body.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>155184

We call that a house spider here.
>> Anonymous
>>155186

Nice. It's not even a spider. Notice the six legs, not eight.
>> Anonymous
Ok, I'm in Canada.
Few months ago I had a bad experience with one of these... Only horribly mutated and Gigantic.
I left my window open and went to sleep and I woke up to the buzzing it was making and the sound of it smacking into walls and I turn on my light and it just fucking charges at me and I ended up putting it in a glass cup and incinerating it(because thats what I do with shit that pisses me off)

But anyways. Why the fuck do these get so goddam big?!?
>> Anonymous
>>155201
In during internet tough guy.
>> Anonymous
there's a crushed crane fly stuck to the wall in my house. i think i'll go get it down now.
>> Anonymous
>>155221
lame. i leave all the spider guts on my walls as trophies
>> Anonymous
>>155115

Hey dude could you fly inside my nose and mouth while I am trying to talk? That would be bad ass.
>> kill it with fire Anonymous
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The only thing i hate more than a crane fly, is one of their godforsaken offspring.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s3wwev1CS0&NR=1
>> Anonymous
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Hundreds of dead craneflies dangle from the K. Hibernalis webs that cover the ceiling of my shop. I don't even think the spiders eat them, it's like an upside-down mass cranefly grave.

But these are worse. So much worse. I fucking curse lovebugs, as I'm sure everyone else from Florida to Louisiana does. For everyone that lives outside of that area, be fucking thankful that you don't have these things.
>> Anonymous
>>155614
texas should be included in love bug hate
>> Anonymous
>>155635
"haet
>> Anonymous
>>155636
i dont have those around here, whats bad?
>> Anonymous
>>155614
wow bad memories. i used to live in florida and this one year there was this huge infestation of them...the front of every car was black with their corpses. and buildings also turned black with them just sitting around, chilling, having a beer or something.
>> Anonymous
>>155686
love bugs "the scourge of the south"