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Alright I'm going to ask you a series of questions... Anonymous
You are hiking at the park. You find a garter snake in the path. You're no snakeologiest, but this snake looks like a dog mauled it. It can hardly move and bugs are chewing at its wounds. What do you do?
>> Anonymous
Leave it alone, it's just a damn snake and there are tons more.
>> Anonymous
I throw myself at the ground and wrestle with the bugs for the the snake. Then after a vicious battle I finally win and eat the snake, marking my dominance of the territory!
>> Frankengun !HgIdo42VU2
Step on its head.
>> Anonymous
>>310958
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>310959
I wanted to give the snake a coup de grace, but I wasn't sure if I'd be able to execute it properly without causing more suffering than it was already in. Plus I was only wearing sandals and I felt a little grossed out by the idea of festering snake meat on my foot. (plus I hear their hearts can beat even when removed from their bodies. Ultimately I picked it up with a stick and tossed it into a nearby pond, thinking it would drown (it had no strength and most of it's face was missing, so I figured it would go down like a stone) instead it floated for a minute before taking a deep breath and swimming back to shore. Snakes are made of some tough shit. I'm pretty sure it was blind too. Anyway, I guess I helped it, because when it go to shore it stayed mostly underwater and flies couldn't get at it anymore.

So I didn't get any exp or loot, but at least this makes up for the time I was going to move a huge snapping turtle out of the road, but decided not to since the turtle was huge and snappy.
>> Anonymous
I'll tell it...about my mother.
>> Demyx's Blue-Marine !!vjyCRKGc15d
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I would use my powers to fuse with the snake and become a Naga.
>> Anonymous
I'd poke it with a stick until I got bored, then would move on.
>> Anonymous
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You are at a friends house. He tells you that his chair is surfaced with human baby leather.
>> Anonymous
>>311016
where can i get one? it is so supple! what do you oil it with?
>> Anonymous
>>311016

I'll sit on the chair bare-assed and release a big fart.
>> Anonymous
>>311016
I'd sniff it and maybe lick it to see if it still has that delicious baby flavor.
>> Anonymous
>>311016
I'd realize he's kidding. There's no way he could afford that much baby leather.
>> Anonymous
>>311016
"You eva rub yo supple leatha, mike? Mmm."
>> Anonymous
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i'd read the latest issue of family fun while trying it out
>> Anonymous
I would catch the park on fire
>> Anonymous
fuck it and then burn it
>> Anonymous
I'd take him to a doctor.
>> Anonymous
>>310987
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>> Anonymous
>>311489
What, are you made of magma or something?