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xoloitzcuintle Anonymous
Xolos thread.

This is Red, my 5 months old Xolo.
>> Anonymous
xolo..wtf?
>> Anonymous
>>152189

Xolo is short for some long-ass name that I fucking forget. They're basically a Mexican hairless dog, and the only breed in the world more fucking UGLY than the Chinese crested. What is it with these third world countries and hideous mutts?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
xolo = chupacabra
>> Anonymous
>>152196

Oh shi..
>> Anonymous
you better spend a lot of quality time with that thing convincing it you aren't a goat
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
In a few days, we will see news reports about a dried human husk found in front of a computer. It will of course be blamed on ebaums and video games.
>> Anonymous
>>152203
that also happens to some first time 4chan viewers who stumble into /b/ without proper psychological preparation
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152204
Yeah, /b/ should have a warning page with the goatse guy on it that says "Did you notice the wedding ring first? If so, come on in!"
>> Red again. Anonymous
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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152208
That "dog" is clearly not hairless. They sold you a chupacabra.
>> Anonymous
OP, I like your dog. I think he's quite cute and I bet he feels like a peach.

Too bad he's going to be ugly as fuck when he's older.
>> Anonymous
For a horrific breed, this one's kind of cute. Probably because it's still a puppy, and I've never seen a truly ugly puppy.
>> RED PUP Anonymous
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2 months old
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152224
You can't have my soul, demon! I sold it for a reeses peanut butter cup in second grade!
>> Anonymous
>>152224
The mohawk is cute. The more I see him, the more I decide he's cute in a kind of ugly way.
>> Anonymous
>>152236
damn that was a tasty peanut butter cup too
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152240
Completely worth it. My cousin still has the piece of paper I wrote "my soul" on.
>> Anonymous
>>152243
disturbingly, he's laminated the paper and keeps it in his underwear.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152246
That's where I kept it before I gave it to him.