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Anon
A friend was trying to teach two of us how to 'get low and dirty' dance. Trying to explain it to us, she said it was like having sex. Two confused virgins looked back at her. Disgusted, she then compared it to 'posting' on a horse. I've never looked at horse back riding the same again.
As for the ostrich, it's cool to see our fav FF characters ride the Chocobo, sure. But ride a horse in front of its withers (which would be much like you'd be riding a Ostrich) and you find it very easy to end up on your face under the horse. Ostrich duck its head, stop, there you go. Sitting yourself behind the wings and slotting yourself, well wings are delicate/sensitive. I imagine they'd be easy to injure. Give me a horse any day to a ground bird. Roosters are bad enough with their attacks. I wouldn't want to fuck around with an ostrich. Horses will cause blunt force trauma, an ostrich will gut you and cause blunt force.
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