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Anonymous
I work at a Rainforest Cafe. My job is to care for fishies. Ask me anything.
>> Anonymous
>>324865
How do the rainforest fishies pay for their coffee?
Do they give generous tips?
>> Anonymous
>>324865
No cheating:
Name the three colors a rasbora named after one of the most famous people in the trade can be obtained in?
Name 5 speices of Ecinodorus off the top of your head.
Name 4 african cichlids named after giants of the African scene.
My Nothobranchius just died, what was a very likely cuase, he was very happy and was breeding like crazy?

Maybe more to come if you pass this.
>> Anonymous
>>324903
I hate you anon
>> Anonymous
>>324886

The fish care little for coffee, I'm afraid. In fact, any significant amount of caffeine getting absorbed into their bodies would probably result in almost instant heart/renal/liver/all of the above failure. They are quite content with the Prappas gel, salmon and kelp we feed them every morning.

While they have no monies which with to tip us, many of the fish try to show their gratitude in other ways while I'm in the tank with them cleaning the coral/glass, such as pooping next to my face and swimming around my head at top speed constantly for over half an hour.

>>324903
I dunno lol
>> Anonymous
Ever fucked on the job?
>> Anonymous
>>324903
1)Axelrods rasbora: Red, Blue, Green
2)Amazon Sword Plant: amazonicus, tenellus, barthii, bleheri, "rubin," "ozelot," etc...
3)DeMason, Trewavas, Livingston, Stuart Grant, ahli (Ahl), Jacob Freiberg etc...
4) Popular annual killifish genus, probably died of old age

You all suck, I hope none of you call yourselves aquarists.
>> Anonymous
What kind of filtration/media do you use for the tank(s) ?
GPH output rating?
what kind of fish do you care for? I hope not gay ass 1" tetras.
>> Anonymous
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He cleans this and feeds the tangs and threadfin lookdowns and random large angels and snappers, I assume. Cool job, I wonder what such an easy job pays.

The sad thing is they could be so much better. For I'm sure around the cost of those tanks I could put in a similar sized/dynamic 100% true reef tank. Even sadder I'm not sure which one most people would appreciate more.
>> workin? Anonymous
which rainforest cafe? I work at one of the RFC's in the retail store. I watch the fish all day and get paid.
>> Anonymous
I worked in the Galveston, TX RFC in retail a year ago. Shittiest job I ever had.
>> Anonymous
Why doesn't a place called Rainforest Cafe have fish or amphibians native to rainforests on display instead of tropical reef fish?
>> Anonymous
Yeah, I got a fucking question for you?

Why'd the restaurant in Vancouver close, huh?

Fuckers. I want my Jurassic Chicken Tidbits.

Where are my Jurassic Chicken Tidbits, motherfucker?

JURASSIC.

CHICKEN.

TIDBITS.

Also, what percent of the plants there are actually real?