Does anybody know where to buy them?
coconut crab store
There must be some place on the internets where they can be purchased.
>>147903coconutcrabstore.com
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>>147908best site ever
I bet coconut crabs would make excellent guard pets. At the very least, if somebody broke into your house, you could throw the coconut crab at them, and it would probably fuck them up horribly.
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How can nobody know where to buy them?
I hear they're common in Japan esp Tokyo
>>147930Real life pokemon?
You could.. say..? although I'm not sure you would want one in your pocket.. rather in a thick steel cage.
I HAVE CRABS!
Win rar?
>>147897lol
Try specialized pet stores. I got my Roger at a rescue home for reptiles and stuff, even though he's a crustacean (Where the fuck else was he supposed to go?).Do not that those fucks can crush your hand pretty good. Still love 'em.
I can't seem to find them anywhere.
>>148950Thats because you can't buy them.
Yes you canI've already heard of many people in the us that have owned them, or that saw them for sale at some random place.and lots of people have them as pets in asia
>>148981Let me rephrase then.The average person cannot go into a pet store and purchase a coconut crab. Because someone posts on the internets that they have a coconut crab does not mean they actually have one. If you can provide some kind of proof, then I sure as hell will retract this statement.
OP here, just got my hands on one. Man, this is going to make for a delicious meal.
>>148988
>>148994Well, colour me owned.
just get a hermit crab, they are closely related
AWAKEN, MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERMIND, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME.
Anonymous does not own a coconut crab, or he'd have posted proof by now.
>>149060Gears of War reference much?
In before massive damage, etc.
>>149107see>>148994
I wish I had a chance to battle a crab like that.
>>149410But not like, waking up on the beach after a shipwreck and one is busting my nut open. Like, smashing one with a primitive club to protect my village's coconut supply.
Paras will crack your hand wide open.
>>149124moar like Radio Free Zerg amirite?