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Anonymous
Did Snailkitten have her babies yet?
>> Kotone !bQXLaktCGc
I hope so, it's been a few days..:x
>> Anonymous
bump for bitter update
>> Anonymous
What did I miss?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Alas, the kittens have not arrived. It's really worrying me. She was *supposed* to get a c-section yesterday, but the checkup before going in for surgery showed the kittens weren't quite developed as they should be . It was reccomended that we bring her back in on monday if they still aren't here, or if her labour takes more than two hours (from birth of first kitten to last). Supposedly being in the womb an extra week won't hurt the "big" kitten, but there might be complications because of his size. Still especting one large kitten and three smaller ones.

She's started lactating again, so hopefully today will be today. I attempted to take some video of her stomach convulsing (ie kittens wiggling), and if anyone is interested in that I'll pull a secretcat and share it.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>115577
What the fuck? "Today will be today"? Deepest thing I have ever said.

>today will be the day.
fixed
>> Anonymous
So how long till she has the kittens?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>115596

Seriously?
>> Anonymous
>>115598
Yes, as in hours.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>115602
When you find out, let me know, because I would like to know too.

Snailkitten loev lupusarm
>> Resurii
Dude, I check this everyday wondering if snailkitten has had her babies. I've been in suspense! I wanna see Escargot! I hope everything goes ok!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>115618
If you're that upset over someone elses' cat not popping out her kittens on command... maybe you should do some drugs or get drunk or something.

Seriously though, I've been waiting for these kittens for NINE WEEKS. Forgive my lack of sympathy.

This is what Escargot will look like.
>> Anonymous
>>115621
is that Snailkitten as a baby?
>> Anonymous
this thread is lol.
I wonder if snailkitten is really pregnant.
In before constipation breaking loose.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>115624
Yes, at three weeks, just after I got her. And here is her attempting to rape her foster mom.

>>115626
OP here I sat on it :(
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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If she isn't pregnant, then I need to sue my vet and also congratulate him for making a very convincing xray.

And also get the wiggly kitten skeletons removed from snailkittens abdome-holy shit. Maybe she has zombies in there?
>> Anonymous
>>115630
foster mom?! did the rat nurse her?
>> Anonymous
>>115632
that's stupid
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>115632
No, she was bottle fed. The rats kept her warm, groomed her,and provided a playmates/companionship while I was elsewhere. She stayed with them (including cage changes) until she was about six weeks old, and was getting way way too rambunctious for a pair of elderly does. I suppose they really were "littermates" moreso than foster parents.
>> Anonymous
cool, i didn't know rats were that maternal outside their species <3
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>115632
It's not stupid, in fact it would have been wonderful to not have to bottle feed the little harpy. Rats make great foster mothers (which is why I wasn't too worried about her getting hurt), and often nurse ratlets from other does and baby mice.
>> Anonymous
This is so exciting. I might pee myself.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>115643
http://www.watching-grass-grow.com/
>> Resurii
I just want her to have her babies! I'm not upset.. I just wana see them!

Baby snailkitten is adorible! :D I want one!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>115654
If you were in the southeast US you might have a chance. I intend to eat all the kittens anyway
>> Anonymous
>>115655
I'm in the southeast, what state are you in?
>> Anonymous
Damn, that's one long labor. You sure she's properly in the pipe? I mean, if she'd just started preparing for the day well in advance or something, picking out her box and all.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>115659
Louisiana

>>115661
Eh? She had a psuedo-labour on Monday, when her oldest kitten was ready to be born. When no kittens came out, I took her to the vet, and he explained things, and we set up a surgery for thursday, and for the rest you can see previous posts in this thread.

She was lactating for about 24 hours before her last contractions started, so the fact that she started up again today just indicates she'll be popping them out soonish.. I hope. she's been hanging out in her nest box (or on top of it) for the past two weeks.
>> Anonymous
>>115664
this picture gave me diabeetus <3
>> Anonymous
>>115664
Ah, ok. I wasn't paying proper attention, apparently... Kinda figures that the egg cells in her wouldn't get their dose of brandocat's baby batter at the same time.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>115699
It's actually more likely that she whored around, and the "older" kitten has a different father than the others. We'll see when they pop out.

>>115670
Medicare can help.

Maybe I'll get a little Brimleycat of my own!
>> Anonymous
>>115664
No shit? I'm on the North Shore.
>> INVALID
>>115664
Where in LA?
I to is in this State.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>115735
>>115745

BR here. Want a kitten in 6-10 weeks?
>> Anonymous
>>115609
you got hairy arms for a chick
>> #FORTUNE Anonymous !EAhlGj0Y6Y
!FORTUNE
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>115773
That would be because I am not a chick, but a faggot. A tripfaggot.
>> Anonymous
I've actually been considering another cat, and I'm just a stone's throw from Louisiana. Keep us updated, Bitter Anon. That'd be something if all your kittens found homes via /an/.
>> Anonymous
>>115749
I don't know how well that would fly, but I'll see... The offer of an Internet Cat is almost too much to pass up, even though I already have a cat that meows a lot.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>115788
I'm going to keep one, I think, because.. well I just can't put that much effort into something and not keep it myself. It would be kinda cool to find homes for the rest through here but.. I would require some kind of evidence that they weren't going to be eaten/tortured/etc. Great in theory, however!

>>115785

If it helps any, Snailkitten makes almost no sound. She's extremely affectionate, gets along well with other cats, etc.

And internet cat is almost as awesome as free cake/egg!

For anyone else who might be intrested: bitteranon@gmail.com
>> Anonymous
>>115791I would require some kind of evidence that they weren't going to be turned into stupid image macros.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>115793
That's what I said. Image macros fall under the "tortured" category.
>> Anonymous
My request for additional cats has been denied, unfortunately.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>115808
you'll get additional cat pictures when I get additional cats
>> Anonymous
hah
>> Anonymous
>>115785here,

Going to do some screening? :P That would be kind of weird to explain to my parents, though. Hey mom, dad, I need to go drive a couple of hours east to go pick up a kitten from some tripfag. But I think they expect it out of me at this point. Anyway, bump, update us as things happen, etc.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>115897
You're supposed to just scream "ROAD TRIP!" and leap into the car, and you can stop here during your zany hijinks filled travels.
>> Anonymous
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>>116056

SOUNDS KICKIN' RAD, COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!

Kind of ironic actually, I stayed near BR during my move from 'bama to TX. I even had my cat with me, even though there were NO PET signs everywhere at the hotel I chose. That was just three weeks ago, and I'll be passing through again in a little over a year. :<

Pictured is said cat, who isn't mad, he just has his ears tilted funny because he's up against the windshield.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
>>115574

That you're fired.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>116078
Have you considered the notion that he's pissed *because* he's aginst the windshield? It isn't exactly a normal place for a cat to rest. You should have moved north. Srsly, the south sucks. The only reason La doesn't sink is because of how much Texas sucks.

>>116080
Excellent, timely response.
>> Anonymous
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>>116084

Hey, climbing onto my dashboard was /his/ idea. Most of the drive, he was under the rear windshield or lying on top of his catbox and enjoying the scenery. And I do miss the north.. but hey, what can you do? At least I only had to stay three months in Alabama. TX >>>>> imo.
>> Anonymous
>>116095
my cat rode with me from california to new york, she loved it. she always jumps into the car when i go to the store now.
>> Anonymous
>>116099

That's awesome, go-bye-bye cats are the best. :D
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
So let's get back on track here, so how is snailkitten today? is she still lactating? is she hanging in her den?
>> Anonymous
So cute! I hope Snailkitten is doing alright today!
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
Hope everything turns out well
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Snailkitten is fine. She's not eating as much and sleeping in her nest box, but not having contractions or really "nesting". The kittens are poking out her sides a LOT, so I know they're alive and well in there it's just.. she's being a bitch and not sharing her bounty of beautiful babies. Bitch.

I'm kinda bored here. Anyone have camworish requests I can force her into?
>> Anonymous
>>116184
cat toy on head!
>> Anonymous
>>115817
I meant my request to take home a kitten has been denied.
>> Anonymous
>>116099
she didn't shit, pee, or run amok in the car?
>> Anonymous
>>116099
it didn't shit, pee, or run amok in the car?
>> Anonymous
>>115897
enjoy your lupus rape
>> Anonymous
Poor thing's got stage fright at this point.
>> Anonymous
Poor thing must have stage fright by this time.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
FLOOD DETECTED
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>116187
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>116191
I denied your request? Or your family unit denied it?
>>116199
I'd promise not to rape anyone, but that's exactly what I would expect a rapist to say. "No, I wont' molest you. Get in my van, I have kittens!"

>>116201
moar like stage lazy amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>115577
What!!!!!
Cesarea in my kitten!!!!!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>116220
You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha!

Take off every zig!!
You know what you doing!!
>> Anonymous
>>116221
*unzips pants*

nao wat?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>116244
Is "Nao Wat" the name of the asian "lady" you are "dating"?

(Translation: your girlfriend is a man and I hate you)
>> Anonymous
>>116247
Don't worry baby, she/he/whatever's a thing of the past :3
>> Anonymous
>>116194
nope, she loves it, she always wants to ride on the back of the seat or on the dash
>> Anonymous
Last night, Snailkitten appeared in my dreams. I think that's a sign that I've been waiting far too long for kitten pictures. I wish she'd hurry up.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>116260
What the fuck? Stop dreaming about my cats.

I wish she'd just have the damn kittens too. For the past hour or so she's been sleeping, and her stomach is all wiggly like the bastards are going to claw their way out.
>> Anonymous
>>116264
alien kittens? :<
>> Anonymous
here are some of my own kittens while you wait for those lazy one inside ur cat
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>116270
Thanks, those are the most adorable invisible kittens ever. Go fuck yourself.

>>116268
Either aliens or zombies. Knowing how whorish snailkitten is, there might be kittens, zombies, AND aliens. And maybe demons.
>> Anonymous
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dammit pc is laggzor
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>116276
Did you name the black ones Nig and Nog? DID YOU NAME THEM THAT?!

Also, I hope my kittens are that cute
>> Anonymous
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i thought about naming one white ying and one black yang for the lulz
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>116284
Your cat looks like a crackwhore. Then again, she just had five(i think) kittens, so she's allowed to look like shit. They look like squirmy adorable piano keys!
>> Anonymous
lol she had those five plus 3 more 2 months earlier .... the bitch keeps evading the contraception (?) pills every time we try to feed them to her
>> Anonymous
>>116289
lol...wut?
>> Anonymous
>>116289
> the bitch keeps evading the contraception (?) pills

Last time I checked, that's not the preferred way of stopping cats from reproducing.
>> Anonymous
>>116264
>>116268

Actually, they were normal kittens. All I remember is that I was being chased by these guys with green/black skin through a never-ending white maze, then I wound up in a bright purple room with snailkitten and a bunch of her babies. The guys who were after me somehow stopped chasing me, and I got to play with the kittens. It was sweet. So no, no alien or zombie kittens. Sorry for dreaming of snailkitten, Bitter Anon, I just couldn't help myself.
>> Anonymous
>>116219
Family will not let me go get another cat, seeing as how we already have one.
>> Anonymous
>>116365
did it say "no picture available" across his face?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>116366
That sucks. More kittens for me though!

>>116365
That is seriously fucked up. The only dream I've had with her in it it was a nice dream where I was uh "occupied" with Karl Urban, and snailkitten kept sneaking into the room and watching. It was pissing us off and we'd close her outside, but she'd somehow open the door and just stare. I don't like it when cats watch me screw, so once I locked her in a box and buried it in the yard it was a good dream.

But there were no aliens chasing me around. You're weird.
>> Anonymous
I'd take a cat, but I'm in OR...
>> Anonymous
i'd take one but i'm in OR
>> Anonymous
wait, can you tell us the reason why you can't take a cat again?
>> Anonymous
>>116194
>>116195
>>116201
>>116202
>>116516
>>116525
same fag
>> Anonymous
>>116545
same fag.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>116589
I started to list all my posts and say "same fag" but there is just too many. That makes me sad.

Today we have a LOT of nesting. She knocked over my rat's cage in order to steal from their cage. I didn't even known cats brought things to put in their dens! So now instead of lovely soft towels, we have shredded paper for a baby birthing box. No, I didn't let her keep the nasty rat litter. I haven't seen any contractions, but I did just get home, and she is in serious "MUST MAKE HOME FOR BABIES CANNOT SIT STILL" mode.
>> Anonymous
>>116611
...why don't you just give her some blankets? you took them away last time IIRC
>> Anonymous
>>116611

That is so freaking cute, I can feel an onset of diabeetus.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>116624
She HAS blankets. They are at the front of the picture. In fact, one of them is an antique nightgown that I happened to grab and wrap her in to bring her home when I found her. She pushed them OUT of the box and is digging around in her paper.
>> Anonymous
looks like today might be the day<3
>> Anonymous
in during the most complicated bel-air in /an/ history
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>116678
A) No one is archiving this, so there is no point in bel-air-ing.
B) My attention span is way too short.

Also, snailkitten is now sleeping and purring again. So.. maybe kittens tonight?
>> Anonymous
Snailkitten is fucking cute.

I had a cat named Poppy and she gave birth. I never saw a cat give live birth, so I was like O WTF Y R DEY IS SACS?
>> Anonymous
bump for update
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>116698
Cats lay eggs. They hatch very quickly.

>>116764
She's sleeping. Doesn't look like we get kittens tonight. Vet appt tomorrow, and supposedly she's getting cut open then. I'm going to be so fucking pissed if it gets postponed again.
>> Anonymous
bump for additional kittens
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
snailkitten is in serious labor now. been about 5 minutes since she started having contractions (i guess. i cant tell if its just babies wiggling or what) and started dripping some kind of liquid all over her nest. i thought she was peeing but she's laying down purring and licking herself and i'm freaking out man

no one said it was going to be messy like this! i dont know if I should rub her tummy or what