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ITT, injuries! Anonymous
hey /an/

Went to the hospital the other day for a dog bite! Now I've got scabs all over my fucking lip. I'm supposed to keep it clean and dry (what the fuck, it's on my LIP) and whatever, and take like a million antibiotics.

Anyway, I wanted to hear some stories - what's your worst animal injury, /an/? Ever had to go to the hospital?
>> Anonymous
When I was like 8 I was playing with my adolescent cat by crawling around on the floor while he sat in a chair and batted at me. At one point my head was right next to the chair and when he reached out to bat at me his claw got caught in the shell of my ear. Naturally his first instinct was to yank as hard as he could to free himself, and my first instinct was to pull away, so between the two of us I actually had the shell of my ear ripped in half from an inch down to the top. I had to get stitches and a shitload of antibiotics, and when I slept at night I'd inevitably roll over onto that ear and fuck my shit up. I still have a souvenier pillowcase stained from being drenched in blood
>> Anonymous
Several minor lacerations from my childhood pet pit bull. He was the sweetest dog but we rough housed all the time. My little toe was broken when a horse trampled it. I was nearly mauled by a red tail hawk but he missed on his approach and I gtfo. And my brother was gored by a bull. The horn tore into his abdomen and messed his liver and spleen up. He did make a full recovery.
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
I was doing animal (and people, when we found them) rescue in NOLa and the lower parishes after Hurricane Katrina. We basically boated around looking for animals. I was bitten and scratched hundreds of times. Cats, dogs, chickens, ferrets, everything was sickly, hungry, and pissed off. I am pretty sure everyone I met had a dozen stitches by the time they were through.

My worst incident was a big lab/mastiff mix (looked like a lab with a mastiff head, except he was fucking hueg, easily 130lbs before the hurricane) that had either been used in dog fighting or had a cheese grater taken to his face at some point. He had scars and open wounds all over his face, neck, and chest. He was big, loud, angry, probably in pain, and starving. This dog was standing on a roof in Slidell. We were calling him and he wasn't barking or anything, just standing there staring at us, so we pulled up and I climbed onto the roof and held called to him. He just turned and watch. I am pretty good at reading body language on animals, and we were guessing that he was deaf or something, because he wasn't in an aggressive posture at all, wasn't growling or anything. I moved closer to him and was saying things like "Come on good boy lets go for a ride buddy" and smiling and being as happy cheerful and nonthreatening as I could. I got about 10 feet from him and held out my hand for him to sniff, so he came forward, sniffed my hand, and seemed like he was going to be friendly (his stumpy little tail was wagging a little bit). I kinda half turned and yelled back to the boat that I was gonna try and put the leash on him and I guess that was the perfect time to try and get some delicious bitter flesh. (stupid field too long)
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>244285
He bit my side (right below my ribs) really fucking hard, and would not let go. Of course I'm yelling and elbowing him in the face and he just squeezed and pressed me down into the roof, shoving me with all his weight. The rest of this is pretty much a blur but I think I punched him in the ribs, kicked his dick, and I'm told that I took out one of his eyes with my elbow. He only bit me once, and he got shot three times in the chest. He didn't have tags or anything, and we pretty much had to floor it back to base.

I got over 100 stitches, lots of shots and pills to take, and a gash on my leg from thrashing around like a nancy on a shitty roof. My entire torso was one big bruise, from rolling around and having a huge dog trampling on me. I'm incredibly lucky that it was mostly skin and that he didn't get his teeth too far into anything important or do more than scrape my ribs. The scar is still pink and really tender, and I just tell people I got bit by a shark while surfing (hint, I don't like sunshine or beaches and I sure as fuck don't surf). I was in the hospital for a few days and when I was released I was told to go home, but I shifted to desk work (calling owners, vets, looking up chip numbers, etc). No more boat rescues for me. And NOLa can fucking drown next time, seriously that city fucking sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>244286
Great story, now I want moar.
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>244300
Moar what? Animal rescue gone wrong stories? Bites to the abdomen? Punches to the dick?
>> Anonymous
Dayyuuum, Bitter.
>> Anonymous
my puppy was about half a week old, and one time i picked her up, and my finger got too close to her mouth and she started sucking on it and i couldnt get it out. i didn't want to hurt her so i let her suck on it for a couple minutes and it slightly bruised my finger.

...i haven't had too many animal related injuries.
>> Anonymous
I was out fishing off a pier once and snagged a mass of mussel shells on my hook. When I reeled it up and started to pull it off an octopus jumped out of the mess, grabbed my fist and bit me. It was like being bitten by a very angry mid-sized parrot.

I didn't wash my hands thoroughly enough after cooking dinner and before changing my adult monitor's water once and he grabbed the bit of flesh between my thumb and index finger with the tip of his mouth. I thought he was going to rip it off but he let go pretty quickly. I was almost going to go to the hospital but after about half an hour of applied pressure it finally stopped bleeding. I had to apply iodine for about a month and I've still got a crescent of scars there.
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>244316
There are people that got more fucked up than I did. Honestly though, if there is another natural disaster in the southeast USA.. I will probably head right back out into it. Even retarded animals deserve help (also lots of hot national guardsmen).

>>244331
Depending on where you were fishing, you got pretty damn lucky with that octopus bite. Pic related.
>> Anonymous
>>244286
uh...wow. Can't outdo that.
>> Anonymous
One of the cats my family used to have bit and scratched me many times. Never hard enough to draw any blood. Still hurt. What she would do was wait until I got up from my seat at the computer and then steal it. When I tried to move her she'd dig her claws into the cushion and so we fought...
>> Anonymous
Well after having my kitten for a couple of weeks (it took her a while to calm down, she was way skittish as a kitten) I decided to finally introduce her to my German Shepard.

She had kind of a cold but I didn't think much about it, and I held her and took her over to the dog, and she was alright for a second before totally spazzing out and sinking her teeth into my finger. I let her go immediately and yelled and she bolted and my dog just sat there like wtf.
Well it got pretty swollen and nasty but I didn't think much of it, being the dipshit I was, a couple of days later it finally started to go really nasty and I got a fever and shit and went to the doctor to find out I had BLOOD POISONING LOL.
>> Anonymous
I was kicked in the head by a horse. It fucked me up somewhat, but I was lucky. I was dazed and had a huge bloody laceration above my eye, but there was no fractures or breaks. I remember the worst part about it was going to the hospital and getting a needle stuck into the wound, and they kept asking me questions like "What day is it?"
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
My worst injuries have all happened in the grooming business (which I don't do anymore). One I remember pretty well, even if it wasn't terrible, is when I got bit in the face by a Malamute. One of my coworkers was brushing him, and he was wobbling around (he was retarded, and always shifted all over the place), so she asked me to hold him so she could brush under his back legs. So I hold him around his shoulder area, and he decides that he doesn't like that. The dog pulled away, started to fall off the table, and I grabbed him to keep him from falling and choking himself (got a loop around his neck attached to the table), and he turned his head up and bites my face. He held onto me and wouldn't let go, and I had to pull his heavy ass back onto the table while he bit me. Mofo.

My hands are all scarred from random bites while working in that salon. Now that I don't do grooming, most of my wounds come from birds and small animals, although once in a while I'll get lucky and get a snake bite.
>> Anonymous
One day my cat humped the fuck out of my ear, and now I can't read.
>> Anonymous
Worst I've had was getting bit on the arm by a dog. I tend to not fuck around with animals. I was going to my friends after school, we were all walking together in his front yard, the dog runs up all happy and as it runs by me it just reaches over and bites me on the forearm. A few punctures, I was in mild shock but sat down and played some gamecube about 20 minutes later.

A guy I know who's a blacksmith and shods horses, got kicked in the balls by one once. His nuts were all swollen and black for weeks.
>> Anonymous
Bumping because this thread deserves more life.

Also dang, I guess I've ever only been play-bit by animals.
>> Anonymous
>>245195
alright, OP here, I'll tell my story too just to bump the thread.

I had a boxer puppy in my lap and was giving him a massage and didn't know he had an ear infection. The second I touched his ear he flipped over and sank his teeth right into my lap. Those puppy teeth are WAY sharper than the adult teeth, so they pierced right through, and I got three punctures in my bottom lip and one inside my mouth. It stopped bleeding after only like 10 minutes but I spent fucking hours at the hospital getting antibiotics and shit. And talking to the police for like an hour (what the fuck, it was a puppy, he had all his shots, I'm gonna be fine).

Anyway, it's getting better now, though the scabs are still a total pain in the ass. At least I might end up with a totally badass scar.
>> Anonymous
>>245219
oh, and another story--

In one of the first training classes I ever taught, I had a big Basset Hound. She was a really nice dog but VERY excitable, and her problem was that she couldn't go 5 seconds without letting out a deep baying bark.

Anyway, I had her in my lap (another massage excersize), and everything was going well until one of the other dogs in class barked. The Basset got excited and rolled over in my lap - swiping my neck with her super long nails in the process. Now THAT was a lot of fucking blood. So she also clipped herself, so she was bleeding on the floor, and I was bleeding on her, and her mom was freaking out, and it was a huge mess. I was fine (again, it stopped bleeding pretty fast, and it turned out it wasn't a deep cut or anything, I think it just bled a ton because it was on my neck) and I didn't have to go to the hospital or anything, but I did have to wear a huge gauze pad on my neck for like a week.
>> Anonymous
I've only gotten wussy injuries from my pets:

One time my horse spooked at some trees and slid forward and to the side on the saddle. Then he bucked and my leg came down really hard on the saddle horn. I had a huge, ugly bruise there for weeks.

Another time my family dog got sprayed by a skunk and we were trying to give her a tomato bath. Well, she hates bathes in the first place and a tomato one was somehow 10x worse to her. She ran to the other side of the yard and when I approached her to grab her collar and pull her back to the bath, she bit my hand pretty hard. I was bloody, but she looked so guilty the second she bit me, so I couldn't stay angry. That's the only time she ever bit anyone since she was a puppy.

Yeah... wussy injuries.
>> Anonymous
My dog bit me on the ass when I was about 8 or 9 when I tried to take his bone.

Yes, on the ass.
>> Anonymous
last year i fell off a swing and broke both of my middle fingers...had both of my hands in casts, bruised my ribs and hit my head. that swing was a beast
>> Anonymous
My hamster bit my toe once.
>> dave
makes me want to get a pet
do i need to taunt it first before it bites?
and by the sounds of it animals contain alot of germs
>> Anonymous
My GSD knocked me off the verandah when I was playing with him one time; tore something in my foot. I didn't need a cane or crutches, but the limp was still pretty bad for a week and my toes would go numb at periodic intervals. Hurt like fuck.

Another time I was patting him and he decided to pat me back. He was one of those dogs who liked to use his paws like hands, but instead of fingers he had claws. From my crotch to my knee, I ended up with three and a half, perfectly straight, beautifully shaped, wonderfully blue bruises like a set of stri[es on the inside of my thigh. Hurt like you wouldn't believe, and he just looked at me with that look that said, "I love you, I love you so much!" I didn't have the heart to smack him.
>> Anonymous
Only a few for me. Some cat scratches, a hamster bit my finger, and when I used to wrestle in the yard with my dog he'd catch my arm every once in and bite down too hard.
>> Anonymous
>>244285
>I was doing animal (and people, when we found them) rescue in NOLa and the lower parishes after Hurricane Katrina.

Jesus Christ that's a worthless thing to do- You're a waste of resources that could be used by someone who does something worth a damn.
>> Anonymous
Was attacked by a Chow dog when I was a kid. Fucker came out of nowhere and bit down on my leg... took probably 10 minutes of my dad beating at the dog's face for it to let me go so he could get me to the emergency room. Two decades later, I still have a nice 6 inch scar running down my thigh.

I still won't go anywhere near Chow dogs at the clinic I work at.
>> Anonymous
>>245362

Oh gosh.... that's so adorable in a painful way.

I had a rabbit, Blackie. Blackie had the habit of digging right into his food (which was usually dark green cabbage and caluliflower leaves and dried-up vegetables being thrown away from the local grocers markets) and in fact would jump up into your arms if you were carrying the food, and start tearing away at it.

Now, this is perfectly find if you have a box of cabbage leaves, but totally not find when you're carrying a few on your arm. One day, he missed, and he sunk his teeth in the tender flesh of my inner wrist. In fact, it went so deep blood was spurting out, and clogging up his rabbit nose.

So! Blackie tried to pull out his teeth in the best way he knew how - by furiously trying to push away from my wrists by clawing at it with his powerful hind feet. In this ordeal, one of his hind claws get stuck in my OTHER wrist.

Forever left me with two interesting scars on my inner wrist. It'd look emo if it totally didn't look like ZOMG WEIRD BITE MARK SCARS.
>> Anonymous
Bumping this thread.
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>245365
What is the waste? That we were trying to save animals or that we saved people when we could? Some people had to leave pets behind when they evacuated and some people just didn't care enough to try and save their pets.

Humans can help themselves, but animals can't. The people rescuing animals were people like me that can't stand human wastes of life. I will wade through water so full of chemicals that my skin burns in order to save a dog, but I will not do the same for a person (who could have gotten out but didn't) just to listen to them rant about how "the gubment" owes them a million dollars because they couldn't bring their drugs on a buss to get out.

>>245374
Pic almost related.
>> Anonymous
>>245369
Haha I used to have a chow when I was a kid, he would let me sit on him any time but would bite/try to bite the fuck out of strangers. I'm surprised we were never sued, honestly.
>> Anonymous
>>245365
wtf.
>> Anonymous
bumping just because OP's picture makes me chuckle.
>> Anonymous
>>245605
thanks, google image search!
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
Hah, how did I forget this one? I got bit in the face by my dad's dog when I was about 5. I still have a scar on my cheek. Probably the worst animal injury I've ever gotten.
>> Anonymous
i was bitten on the ass when i was 5 years old by a German Sheppard it didn't have it's shots so i had to go to the hospital but i only got a shot on the ass where it already hurt like a bitch, ended up becoming great pals with that dog until it died 10 years later
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Great thread, especially
>>244285
>>244417
>>245224
>>245362
>>245374

I've got nothing much to report... Falling into an entire yellowjacket nest as a kid, cat/dog/rabbit scratch scars on my arms... Had a rooster claw my leg to fuck.

Worst one didn't leave a scar though, when I had the bright idea of using my index finger to give my rabbit an antibiotic pill. He didn't like that! Chomped through the pad of my fingernail and the fingernail itself :D I learned to use a pill applicator pretty quick after that!
>> Anonymous
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Oh, and this little bugger was living in our shed. The folks were threatening to shoot them (feral cats, killing Australian wildlife etc) so I went out there with my sister and we caught him and his brother.

In the course of catching them, I grabbed for this bub, scruffed him, then he twisted around in my grip and latched onto my hand/wrist! He went totally crazy, my hand was dripping blood everywhere but I couldn't let go or we'd never see him again and he'd get shot. My sister, instead of opening the box so I could put him in, was just standing there laughing at me getting mauled by a tiny kitten. Still mad at her about that! Afterwards I had flaps of skin hanging off my hand all over the place and got to drip blood in the bathroom floor :D We gave them to good homes and all was well.
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>245764
Your yellowjacket incident reminded me..

When I was about 6, my older cousin let me go with him on a little hike in the woods. We got about half a mile from his house and he says "I bet you can't walk all the way down that tree", meaning a tree that had fallen down. The log was about 30 feet long and had a bunch of branches so I assumed it was supposed to be some sort of balance/obstacle course dare. I got about half way, scratching myself up on all the brambles that were growing over it, and under the middle of the tree was a big ass wasp nest (tbh I don't know if it was yellow jackets or another hornet cause I really wasn't paying attention). I was screaming and flailing because I am highly allergic to insect stings and they were getting me all over and my cousin ran off laughing as soon as I started getting stung. No, not to get help, it was because he didn't want to get stung. Jackass.

I tried to run vaguely back towards his house but got lost and almost drowned in a creek before my aunt found me and stabbed me with an epi-pen. Apparently my cousin and ran in the house laughing about it so she came looking for me. I wish I could say that was the only time he tried to kill me.
>> Anonymous
We were monkey-sitting for our mechanic. She was a really sweet little monkey, but one time I was changing her diaper and some thunder spooked her. She bit my hand, got poo in it, and ran around the house like a retard.

I had to get so many shots.
>> Anonymous
I think I was around 4-5 years old. Our neighbor had this female black lab chained up outside, and she was super hyper. Well, me, being the dumbass little kid said "oooh, doggie!"

The dog wasn't going to hurt me, but her chain ended up wrapping around my neck and my mom had to rescue me. lol. I had big ass red marks on my neck for days.

That's the worst I can think of. Minor falls off horses aren't exactly animal attacks anyway.
>> gizmogal !MmLOyiCYJs
I am sorry for your pain, but overall, it pays for my tuition. Dad's a plastic surgeon. ;3
>> Anonymous
>>244489
how did you menage to get kicked right in the head?
>> Anonymous
>>245776
god, Bitter, why are you so fucked?
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>245786
I figure I must have been Hitler in a past life.
>> Anonymous
>>245776
Hahaha, siblings are little shits! Your story is so similar to mine, the one you quoted, because my sister ran off and left me wedged there in the nest, walled in on all four sides between an old washing machine I couldn't climb over, a fence, the side of a garage and some 40 gallon drums! I was 5 and she was 11.

>>245777
Wtf, where do you live that you get to monkey-sit?
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>245798
It was my cousin that did it. Same cousin that hit my brother in the face with an axe. Isn't family wonderful?

Oh, and to remain on topic: Snailcat does so love to leap onto my back from the top of cabinets, shelves, pretty much anything. I have so many small scars across my shoulders and upper back that I just tell people they are freckles. And the snailkittens liked to take flying leaps off of furniture and hit me in the crotch. I think the first time one of them did it, they were trying to get me to pick them up and were trying to climb up my pants, then they just liked the horrible pain sounds I made. Pic very related.
>> Anonymous
>>245796
that makes a lot of sense, actually
>> Anonymous
I GOT FUCKING EATEN BY A BEAR ONCE
>> Anonymous
I've had plenty of kitty-related injuries, scratches and bites and such. I have a scar on my boob from when my cat decided to use my chest as a trampoline. It's a tiny scar, though, not like the one my other cat left on my cousin's hand, from in between her index finger and thumb to her wrist.

I also stepped on a bees' nest once when I was little. I felt this pain on my leg, and I looked down and saw a bee on my leg. And its stinger in my leg. Bee and stinger were connected by a little brown string of bee goo. I got stung a couple more times, then had the sense to run like hell. That's the fastest I ever ran in my life. Fucking bees.

Augh, and the goat. My uncle had a goat, and it would run up and ram me in the ass whenever the fancy struck it. Hate that goat.
>> Anonymous
>>245822
Sorry to hear you have manboobs from being overweight.
>> Anonymous
>>245825
I'm only overweight because I eat my cats whenever they piss me off.
>> Anonymous
>>245832
You should cut back in eating cats, and instead eat bite size kittens.
>> Anonymous
When I was 14 i tried to pick up my friends cat, but it spooked and left long scratch on my stomach. As we were putting neosporin on it i fainted and hit my head on a wall and when i woke up my ears were rining so her mom took me to the ER thinking i had a head injury. I mentioned to the doc that we were putting antibiotics on a cat scratch and they demanded all the info on the cat and he ended being taken from my friends house for a week and got kennel cough. I dont know why they needed to detain the cat even though they said I fainted from low blood sugar or some shit.
>> Anonymous
When I was a kid, we had this tiny little manx cat. She was a bit screwed in the head, and this screwyness was inherited by both her offspring. We have no clue what sort of tom the old girl was knocking boots with, but all her litters were single GIANT kittens. These kittens were unnaturally large, and she was fixed the second time it happened. (She should have been spayed from the start, but mom wanted kittens... whatever...)
Anyway. The giant kittens were awesome, and I took to the first one in particular. He had no tail at all, a thick, wooly gray coat, gold eyes, and this giant flat head. He in no way looked like a domestic cat, to be honest, and weighed somewhere between 20-25lbs. His name was Gus.
>> Anonymous
>>245848
So we lived next to my grandparents who had small dog who I detested with all my being. And one day I was walking through my yard. I heard barking... then a yowl...
Gus came running straight for me, and jumped into my arms. Okay, that was fine. But the dog kept coming, and Gus decided it was time to get the fuck outta there. He managed this task by going over my left shoulder. He sunk his claws into my face and my neck to gain purchase. I had slashes along my jaw from my ear to my chin down to the freaking bone.
I was the most popular girl in my class that year!
>> Anonymous
>>245849
Gus managed to wound me multiple times, actually. Bites, scratches, lacerations. Other than the facial scars, he also damaged a chair by gnawing through two of the spindles on the back, ate a tube of chapstick, chewed the leather off a chair, and killed a vcr by peeing on it.
Ultimately, he went squirrely in the noggin' and had to be put down when he started attacking people.
>> Anonymous
I used to have long blond hair when I was a young girl. And what do young girls love?

Horses.

And what do horses love?

Hay.

And what does blond hair look like?

You guessed it.

Long story short, while going for my hair, the horse bit my boob and left a huge bruise for weeks.
>> Anonymous
My injuries have been very minor. The worst one was a couple stratches on my hand and arm from a cat that was stuck in a tree.
>> Anonymous
I was handfeeding my 4 month old kitten some turkey from my sandwich and my roommate called my name. I looked up at her, and the little overeager bugger chomped on my finger.

I'd say turkey is about the same color as flesh, so I didn't blame the little guy, especially since he spit it out immediately and started meowing when I put him down. But I had the feeling that it was going to be infected by morning despite careful washing with soap and bandaging.

The same roommate (who was an aspiring vet at the time) told me that it was ridiculous that it would get infected over a bite. Keep in mind that it was a full puncture on my index finger by the way.

By morning, I'm running a mild fever and the little entrance wound on my finger is black from infection. I would've slapped her, but I had to drive myself to the hospital because she was also an incompetent bitch.

4 hours later, a 20-minute doctor appointment in urgent care at my school's health center, I end up with a perscription for antibiotics and vicodin.

That the school pharmacy can't fill because it's closed. And the nearest Rite-Aid doesn't accept the school's insurance so I had to pay out of my own pocket.

Yeah. That was pretty sucky.
>> Anonymous
One day, our cat from hell was spooked by something in the back yard. Brimming with frustration, the feline climbed two stairs to get to me and my exposed legs.
I was happily reading a book when she walked in and let out a strange snort. Next thing I knew she had folded herself around my right leg in a vortex of pain, hind legs pumping away.
Left a good 6cm gash in my calf along with some other scratchmarks, and there's no greater fun than turning up to squash practise with a bloody sock and doing an hour and a half of hard excersise. Got me an infection too.
>> Anonymous
My cockatiel, it was the second day I'd had him, he was still really scared of me and everything else, I put my hand in the cage, he bit me hard.
He really wanted to make me hurt, he grabbed my skin and pulled it.
It bled heaps, but now he's the sweetest little bird ever.
He'll lay on the couch with me while I scratch him.
>> Anonymous
>>245798
I live in Kansas. I'm pretty sure he may have that monkey illegally, but he spends more money and time on her than he does himself, and she seems to be pretty happy.

She's really sweet. She came apologizing to me after the storm, making a "concerned" face. I d'awwd.
>> Anonymous
while i was working at a dog kennel a chow/sheperd mix escaped and was going up the stairs when he got to the door i went to get his collar to bring him back down, he knew i was there but still turned around and bit me (anxiety i guess or the dog was a complete asshole) and one of his canines went right through my hand. since it was still a small puncture wound i didn't need stitches but i had to keep it bandadged for a while.
>> Hermes
The worst animal related injury I've ever had was a cat scratch. My neighbor owned a big black cat, and we used to allow the cat into our house, because she was really sweet. Well, I had a bunch of blankets and packing-style paper on my floor, and I was playing with the cat (who was under them), and she batted at my face and scratched me in my eye - directly below the actual eye ball, in the tear duct. I don't blaim her, though. I had to take eye-drops for ten days, and it was a real bitch because my family was moving at the time. I still have a little scar there, but I see fine.

Another bad injury was caused by a hamster. A mother fucking hamster. I was sevenish, and I had just gotten it. I was playing with it, and it bit me right on the finger nail and wouldn't let go. Bit right through my finger, had to get two sitches. We exchanged the hamster for a quinea pig, who was a great pet.

My family never had many "evil" pets, even though we had numerous (probably a couple hundred through the years) pets (we would take in strays and occasionally be given something). Plus, if I fucked with any of the animals, my parents would beat the shit out of me. So, needless to say, I didn't.

We did have one sharpei that was a mean shit, bit my hand a couple of times. I have a small, raised scar on my hand thanks to him.
>> Anonymous
I lol at your pain, anons. And Bitter.

My nice, sweet dog bit me right below the eye when I was young. Then some years later, he did it to my brother in the same spot under both eyes. Bled quite a bit, but didn't really hurt.
>> Anonymous
My aunt was a dumbass who let her little toddler play in the dog's food...one day the akita turned around and attacked the baby, I got between them and got bitten in the face. The stitches got infected, the infection traveled to my jaw and I lost part of my upper palate because of it.
>> Anonymous
>>246175
Can I see your jaw?
>> Anonymous
I think I have had some scratches on my legs from when my dogs liked to jump on me because they were so excited to see me whenever I'd come outside to visit them, or when I'd let them inside the house...that's about it though. I took to wearing heavier pants to circumvent this. Cargo pants and jeans work nicely. Nowadays though they're old and don't really jump very much.
>> Anonymous
I haven't had too many injuries.. I've never broken a bone or had stitches..

The majority of my injuries come from being around horses (Living on a farm with 25+ doesn't help that), my big toe was mangled when it was stepped on by a Clydesdale mare.. It was my fault though, I was brushing her and not paying attention, she stepped towards me because she was enjoying it and trampled right on my foot.. The worst part was that I kept trying to push her off but she wouldn't move lol.

I've fallen off a horse while riding, and while it made my ears ring I haven't suffered any other ill effects from it.. I've been bitten and kicked by babies, but nothing major.

I had a hamster that bit me once too, I bled like a damned gunshot victim, but it was my fault so meh. Lots of cat scratches and love bites..
>> Anonymous
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I was hunting elk and was charged, thats where the elks hoof cracked my skull.
Fortunately i wasnt too far away from a hospital and was airlifted quickly.
>> Anonymous
>>246196
Im not a PETA fag or anything, but thats pretty funny to see the animal win in a hunt :P
>> Anonymous
>>246196
serves you right for hunting animals
finally they fight back
>> naoaki !SuGoi1xGaY
I guess I've been pretty lucky. I've had cats scratch my face while playing, and my dogs scratch/bite the hell out of my arms while playing but never enough to bleed.

Once my dog gave me a giant bruise + small cut on my forehead once when she jumped up and hit me with one of her canine teeth. I snuck up behind her and scared her, I guess it was mostly my fault :(
>> Anonymous
>>246196
damn, that bruise looks fucking nasty.
>> Anonymous
ITT: /an/onymous gets the shit beaten out of them by animals and they still love them for some reason.
>> Anonymous
visiting a friend who i hadn't seen in years, didnt know he lived nearby...we walked into his house, and this large white mastiff started to walk around the corner. i was like 'oh a dog' and as it's sniffing me my friend says 'oh he bites' as it sinks its teeth into my hip and proceeds to not let go, i hit it a few times and we managed to shove it behind a door, it was then barking loudly. i still have four scars from where the fangs got through my clothes :(
>> Anonymous
>>246196
Ahahahaha. Haaaaaa.
>> Anonymous
>>246255
He keeps saying he loves me, and he'll never get drunk and hit me again. And I think he really means it this time!