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>>128579 I simply must dissect this post in order to do it justice. >Hopefully the second kitten "The second kitten"? If you had read the post you replied to, you would have noticed there were three kittens. One of them died, leaving two. Thus "the second kitten" makes no sense whatsoever.
>will fall into the toilet and drown. "the toilet"? You mean /b/? I prefer to keep my kittens away from such monstrosities. They would certainly drown there, however. I assume that your intentions were to wish death upon my kittens, but you managed to only make me get whiskey in my nose from snorting with amusement. Congratulations.
>Then "bitter" can ram it up his already impacted asshole. I suppose this was supposed to be a necrophilia-bestiality-homosexuality trifecta joke, yea? It failed. The deceased kitten is currently four feet below my lawn, and the status of my backside shall remain unknown to you, except that it is currently not filled with penis or dead kittens, nor has it ever been filled with the latter. I wholly admit to the former, which is partly the cause of my good mood.
Now, as for the kittens, they are doing just fine. Up to one pound in weight, they run around and climb and hide behind things and chew on my feet. I have acquired a small fence/pen thing intended for rodents, but works well for kittens, as if I did not have it, I would probably wheel my chair over them in a drunken stupor, and that would certainly be a shame. Snailkitten has begun whoring around again, so we will be making a trip to the vet sometime this week for the kittens first visit and to have their mother's uterus removed.
One last comment for those who would troll: I hate you with a burning passion, and I would like it if you ceased to exist. Thanks in advance.
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