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Hai /an/, what is the smallest breed of dog?
I don't really care for dogs, but if I were interested in getting one I would want one that was tiny and never grew to be much larger.
>> Anonymous
gerbil
>> Anonymous
Korean
>> Kotone !bQXLaktCGc
A mini dachie, chihuahua, yorkie...
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
Mini Dachshunds, Norwich Terriers, some Rat Terriers, Parsons Russells, Chihuahuas, English Toy Spaniels, Japanese Chins, Papillons, and some severely inbred Pomeranians or Yorkshires. Unfortunately, if you're not into dogs you don't want any of these, because they were bred to either hunt, bark, or dig. Sometimes all three.

Oh, wait, that's what most dogs were bred for.

Don't get a dog if you don't want to spend time taking care of it. Seconding that gerbil vote.
>> Anon
Toy breeds are what you're looking for.
A lot of people advertise 'teacup' or 'emperial'(I do believe that one is with shih tzus only) as being a special type of [insert name of dog breed here]. They're usually 'pocket pets' smallest in breed, and so on. In truth good breeders don't breed those types and those dogs are fragile, have tons of health issues, etc, etc.
If you want a healthy small breed check out the AKC, CKC, for breed standards and see the appropriate guidelines are.
>> Anonymous
pomeranians, chihuahuas, and daschunds are good small dogs imo, but there is no breed that I know of that doesn't act like a dog so if you don't like them get something low maintenance like a rabbit.
>> Anonymous
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Rat Terriers are awesome and almost never get above 17 lbs (unless they're overweight).

The two I have are 13lbs and 16 lbs
>> Anonymous
teacup breeds are TINY.
but they have alot of health problems.
My grandmother had a teacup poodle, by the time it was 7 it went blind and suffered several strokes.
it took the poor thing 17 years to finally die.
>> Anonymous
My girlfriend has the same dog as OP's pic. But black. Fuck that thing was awesome. But I wouldn't want one.
>> Anonymous
check out a kinch charles cavalier with a blenheim coat, sooo cute, just got mine today at 9 weeks.
>> Anonymous
Why do you want small dogs? They aren't fuckable.
>> Anonymous
Shih tzu's are very cool dogs typically, they usually don't grow over 15lbs or so. Terriers overall are a good bet, I especially like Avon and Jack Russels.
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pomeranians ftw
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>> Anonymous
If you want something small that takes care of itself just get a cat.
>> Anonymous
>>193318
Wrap them in duct tape so they don't pop, faggot.
>> Anonymous
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Proud Pomeranian owner here, they're smart, they're small, they do tricks, and they're blisteringly cute.
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>>193399
Here it is raping a cat.
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>>193400
You like raping cats, don't you girl? Yeeaah..
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Ah wait, just wanted to say Pomeranian puppies are killers.
>> Anonymous
>>192968
Pirate dog.
>> Anonymous
wow id like to have one.

so how can one be good at taking care of a pet.
>> Anonymous
toy dog breeds are a disgusting abomination. In allowing them to exist we commit a sin for which we can only be redeemed by mercifully cleansing them from the canine gene pool.
And the vast majority of their owners are exactly the sort of people who are too lazy to take their goddamned dog for a walk. Just get a hamster or start assigning names to your house centipedes if you want a pet so badly.
>> Anonymous
>>193596
My Pom is an award winning dog who's decedents have all lived long healthy lives. Offspring that copes with physical or mental problems is not allowed to breed.
These dogs are taken out for a 3 mile walk through a local forest and across a meadow almost every single day.

There is no such thing as sin, kindly take your christfag hippy bullshit elsewhere.
>> Anonymous
>>193664
Descendants.. bastard spell check.
>> Anonymous
>>193664

pom? oh dear. looks like we have a queer on our hands.
>> Anonymous
>>193664

jesus; we've got another one.

yep ok on my way.
>> Anonymous
>>193681
I'm female.
>> Anonymous
>>193793

as is roughly 50% of the world's population, it's nothing special, get over it.
>> Anonymous
>>193793
well your fucked now, this thread is now about seeing your vagoo or tits
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This thread is now about all the females in /an/ posting their tits. I'll start.
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>>193828
Here you go.
>> Anonymous
>>193828
this is relevant to my interests. sauce / MOAR!!!
>> Anonymous
>>193853
I must say, that's a great tit.
>> Nyarlathotep
>>193828
>>193853
PROMOTIONS!!
>> Anon
>>193596
Hamsters are easily squished as are the house centipedes. Both are easily caught in the sweeper as well. True stories. Don't ask.
Toy dogs are just the right size. Perfect for throwing when the little fuck won't shut up (try throwing your hundred pound lab when he won't shut up). Little sob has to work to rip out your throat. Your german shepherd can just knock you over or lunge for your throat. But your Jack Russell has to trip you and then go for the throat.
My pomeranian herds and guards the livestock just as well as my aussie cross. I walk him, I teach him, agility course, I do everything I do with my large dogs. He's just more mobile, easier to carry, and can't knock my ass over.