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Hay /an/.

My parents bought this little black doberman/pug mix. All it ever does is bark and poop.

How can I get it to stop barking and shit on newspaper instead of the floor?

picture unrelated.
>> Anonymous
For the pooping you need to monitor it 24/7 and tell it no, and bring it outside or to where you want it to poop instead and wait for him to go there. Use simple words like potty when you want it to go and it will eventually learn.

also lots of treats and praising when he does what he's supposed to do.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Who in their right mind would breed one of the most agressive dogs in the world with one of the most lazy and stupid (yet cute). Hmmm. Pic please?
>> Anonymous
Putting newspaper on the floor teaches it to shit inside, by the way. You should put it outside like the other poster said when it goes to shit on the floor.
>> Anonymous
dont get a motherfucking pet if you dont know how to train it.
>> Anonymous
what the op meant to say is picture very much related. You see all you have to do is acquire the egg to the ugly looking thing (the one that lays eggs) and then let your dog sit there and play with it. In the end you will have a much more badass pet.
>> Anonymous
>>84035
What else do dogs do
>> Anonymous
There's these disposable cloth mat things you can get at the pet store that are scented so your puppy knows to go to the bathroom on them. As time goes by, you move the pad closer to the door until it's outside, and it'll learn to go outside instead of on the mat.

Alternatively, take it outside after every meal and every time it wakes up from sleep, because these are the times when it usually will go to the bathroom. When it goes to the bathroom outside, make a big deal of it and act all happy and sometimes give it a treat and it will eventually associate going to the bathroom outside with good, and will continue to do it.

Also, I hope you adopted that mutt and didn't pay hundreds of dollars for some new 'designer breed' shit.