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I plan on getting an English Bulldog, however I've been told they are naturally smelly dogs. Is this true?
>> Anonymous
Every part of these fucking dogs stink. Their breath stinks (yes, more than any normal dog), their skin stinks, their ears stink, and JESUS CHRIST the gas. You can buy stuff to help all of that, but they are naturally stinky fucks.
>> Anonymous
>>155360

This is no different from any other dog. Fundamentally, all dogs are contrivances that convert your money into very bad smells, one way or another.
>> Anonymous
>>155364

Wrong. Siberian Huskies generally have no smell at all.
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>>155368
They clearly have noses.
>> Anonymous
>>155368
true

also BATHE your dog and dont feed it garbage

huskies are close to wolves and therefore are genetically designed to retain heat, moisture and scent, exept for their piss which is a territory marker
>> Anonymous
>>155368

How dumb are you?

You buy the dog food. The dog does it's thing and then poops it back out. I'm sure that the poop of your husky smells...well...like shit!

And there you have it. Your dog just converted your money into stink.

The process could be through BO, gas, bad breath, vomit, or simply passing urine or feces: but one way or another, all dogs are simply converters of money into stench.
>> Anonymous
protip: all dogs are smelly.
>> bitters
my dog eats ten pounds of dog food every day.

every night he coats the back of my house in crap and then digs a foot deep trench around it with his piss
>> Anonymous
When it gets old, prepare to deal with lots of problems.
Then again, thats true of nearly all dogs. Probably why I prefer cats; they live longer and don't get ugly/stanky/various breed problems/HUEG when old. Or not as commonly, from what I've owned.
>> Anonymous
>>155603

By your argument, so are children.
>> Anonymous
>>155663

Yes, I don't deny that at all!

Though, at least when they grow up they contribute to society (hopefully!).
>> Anonymous
Aside from that they really do fucking stink, THEY NEVER SHUT UP.
And not from the barking, its that they snore LOUD. Some even just snort like pigs all day and trust me, you'll get sick of it.
>> Anonymous
>>155304
English bulldogs cant reach their own buttt, so you'd need to wipe its ass after every walk.
+ they get all kinds of infections really easily
>> Anonymous
>>155603

Well yes, Huskies do poop. But an once or twice a day nuisance that you rarely smell does not really qualify as a stinky dog. A stinky dog is a dog you don't want near you because of the smell if you don't bathe / clean it for more than X amount of time.

My Siberian doesnt shit in my house, I bathe him once a year if that, his breath has no odor. I've never been repulsed by his smell.