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Anonymous
Hey, guise, I want a ferret! What do I need to know?

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>> Anonymous
They smell and poop in every corner. Also, when they bite they don't let go. Also, they will tunnel into your furniture.
>> Anonymous
DAMN IT!
>> Anonymous
It's not that they're mean, they're just really hyper for about 40 minutes a day. Then they spend the rest of the time recharging to cause more destruction.
Females don't smell as much as the males.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Kill yourself
>> Anonymous
Their antics are both endearing and tiring. Luckily they sleep like 15 hours a day.
If you want a ferret, you HAVE TO FERRET-PROOF YOUR HOUSE. Any little holes in your walls? Ferret will go in. Space behind washer and dryer? Ferret will go in. Random objects lying around? Ferret will hoard.
Ferrets chewing on electrical wire is a common cause of death.
Many US ferrets are sold descented.
>> Anonymous
have to baby proof your home for them
>> Anonymous
>Hey, guise, I want a ferret! What do I need to know?

The biggest thing you need to know is how to use google.

Now go die in a fucking fire.
>> Anonymous
Wikipedia exists. Use.
>> Anonymous
they make everything they come into contact with smell of urine EVEN YOU

They also carry the aids virus
>> Anonymous
indeed they definitely stink.
>> Anonymous
Babyproof your house and any rooms you let them run around in.
Also, they like to attack the tops of feet.
>> Anonymous
descent a ferret, wow how sick is that?