Greetings /an/!I've just returned from the pet store after buying this remarkable bird, wonderful plumage... and im finding it rather still. It doesnt really move, or make any noise.The shopkeeper told me it was just resting, but im beginning to grow unsure... any tips?
...have you considered hitting him against a counter while screaming out his name?
It's probably pining for the fjords.
Are there nails going through its feet, keeping him on the perch?
Hes alright!! The norwegian blue prefers to rest on its back!
It's not moving cause its in shockyou gotta give it a week to adapt
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It's probably tired and shagged out from a long squawk.
Lovely plumage it has OP, good choice.
>>308657Seconded. :D I'm surprised I haven't seen it on /an/ before. Kudos, OP!
This bird is no more.
>>308709It has ceased to be.
It's pushing daisies.
/BumpThere, he moved!
this is an EX-PARROT !
I love this thread... full of win, joy, and Cleese.