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justin
a real article from the newspaper earlier this year. ZOMG A CAT WITH ASTHMA AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HIS INHALER.

have fun with this guys.
>> Anonymous
It's incredibly ugly and the husband sounds like a cat fiddler to me.
>> Anonymous
They probably paid out the ass for that article.

wife: MAH P00R PUUSY CAT I LOVE HIM.

husband: I'M NOT USED TO HAVING TO MASTURBATE THIS MUCH.
>> Anonymous
who the fuck names a cat YumYum
>> Anonymous
YumYum is the name of one of the cats in Lillian Jackson Braun's "The Cat Who..." series.
>> Anonymous
The fuckers declawed her! What did they expect?

People, do not declaw your cat unless you want him/her to dump you.