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Some recomendations Anonymous
So.... when I got to my house there were 3 little cats on a box, yeah my sister found them on some trash, and I don't have any fucking idea about how to take care of cats, I mean, seems like they were born some days ago, no eyes opened yet. I'll appreciate some help here
>> Anonymous
call nearest vet/clinic/animal shelter for info
research the intrawebs
there are milk concentrate poweders for youngyoung kittens you can buy

talk to an expert for sure though
>> Anonymous
thx, but it seems that there's not a vet/clinic/animal shelter close, but I'll do some call to ask about info and the intraweb should help
>> Anonymous
Keep them warm and comfortable with blankets and stuff. Keep them in that box. phone the vet.
>> Anonymous
Sit on them to keep them warm.
>> Anonymous
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1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
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>> Anonymous
Best advice is to call the vet or a shelter. They can take better care of those kittens than you ever could.

Phone any local pet shops and ask if they have kitten formula and a nursing kit or something. They really aren't too hard to use if you pick them up, but for the love of crap don't put them on their backs like babies. You drown them that way. Alternatively, you could call around and ask some friends if any of them have a cat that recently gave birth. It's not unusual for cats to act as a surrogate. Give them a nice warm place to sleep (all newborn kittens do is sleep and eat) and don't get too attached. Humans kill newborn kittens pretty damn easily and they'd probably have better luck with another cat.

Second search result on google: http://www.safehavenforcats.com/newborn.htm
>> Anonymous
well, fuck, one of them died before the vet, ah... it was kinda weak, not much movement, bu I still fll kinda bad. Now I have to give him a good funeral
>> Anonymous
>>69511

Don't worry about the one that died, at least you tried to help. Make sure the others get to a vet or shelter asap.

As for funeral arrangements, make sure it is deep and piled with big rocks. Either that or make him/her a funeral pyre.
>> Anonymous
Anonymous is right. You should really let the vet take care of it. Those kittens will need care pretty much constantly the next eight weeks. Prepared to be a mother?
>> Anonymous
Well, thx for all, I've read many stuff and really it seems hard to take care of them, food each 4 or 3 hours, special milk, heat, etc. Seems like vet wants money to take the cats, 20 dollar for each one, should be for the KMR and some other stuffs, but somehow I don't trust him, maybe a shelter would be better. I'll go to search some other places right now
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>>69531
There are organizations (and people, often associated or in touch with these org's) who rescue cats and are sometimes familiar with taking care of newborn kittens. Dunno where you live, but if you search google for "cat rescue atlanta ga" or something similar, you'll get results.
>> Anonymous
First cunt punt your sister for finding a problem and then dumping it on you.

Second follow everyone else's advice.