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Good name for a Hamster? Anonymous
My little brother is getting one, but he wants to call him Toffee which in my opinion is generic and boring as hell.

It needs a name which kicks ass and tears up shit- any suggestions?
>> Anonymous
ASS KICKING DICK RIPPER
>> Anonymous
nigger
>> Anonymous
RIP AND TEAR
>> Anonymous
My favorite name that I gave an animal was RUCKUS K. THROWDOWN. I don't know what the K stood for and I think it was a bullfrog tadpole.
>> Anonymous
in during biscuit
>> Anonymous
>>222030
Boo the Miniature Giant Space Hamster.
>> Anonymous
Hamsters are always retarded in some way, so wait and figure out how your hamster is retarded before naming it.

Mine has a gimp leg, and her name is Tendafoot.
>> Anonymous
name it Death.
>> Anonymous
i'd name it Lenin...
>> Anonymous
>>222041
OP here, fuck you just reminded me of Baldur's Gate and Minsc's ass kickery.

I will now beat the shit out of my brother until he names the hamster Boo.

GO FOR THE EYES, RAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>> Anonymous
Boota
>> Anonymous
Diglet
>> Anonymous
You asked for a name for a pet on 4chan.

It's name is Biscuit now.
>> Anonymous
Hamtaro.
>> Anonymous
furry anal bead
>> Anonymous
H. Daneel Olivaw
>> Anonymous
shitting dick nipples
>> Anonymous
Thor
>> Anonymous
Fuzzbutt
>> Anonymous
Perposterone
>> ~!
It's the generic things that are cute.

I now pronounce your hamster...
BOB
>> Anonymous
Oompaloompa
>> OP
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I've made my choice, swords for everyone!
>> Anonymous
Name it after a terrorist - Abu Hamster
>> Anonymous
Everyone knows that if you ask 4chan to name your pet it's name is Biscuit no matter what you imagine it's name really is. So even if you believe it is named anything else you are wrong. Enjoy your Biscuit.
>> Anonymous
>>222383

WIN
>> Anonymous
it's a toasted marshmallow jelly belly...
>> Anonymous
Penisklaus!
>> ? !!h5ALjqgB4DE
Goober
>> Luigi F. Pacey !!FMcmAv7xw9o
>>222400

A-Are you talking to a rodent? What kind of warrior are you?
>> Anonymous
>>222031
ASS RIPPING DICK KICKER
>> Anonymous
>>222287
LoLz!
>> Anonymous
Mico
>> Anonymous
...! Milo!