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HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc
My dog's pooping all over the Goddamned place because she's sick. Am I mean for locking her on the porch? It's the only place on the ground floor without wood flooring so it's easier to clean, plus I gave her two bowls of water, some food, and some dog biscuits. She's crying to come inside, but when I take her out she doesn't shit and then half an hour later I'll find a river of chocolate on da floor :(
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Take her to a vet, fucktard.

It's not wrong to lock her outside cause she shits everywhere, if the weather is fine. It's wrong to lock her outside and make her suffer being ill.
>> HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc
I'm leaving the vet decision for my parents. They're on vacation and coming back soon enough.

I still walk her as often as I can, it's just that doesn't ensure she won't shit in the house, even if I only walked her a little bit before (it's happened). I have a small fence up around the door so I can pet her and let her have some cool air from the house.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>117518
Well.. make sure she doesn't get dehydrated. Give her some gatorade or something, and make sure she's not bleeding from her bits or anything. Call your parents if you can and see if they're okay with you going ahead and taking her to a vet.

Really, diarrhea can be extremely dangerous for animals, and not just because it's gross.
>> HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc
Anyone know how dogs will react to acidophilus?
>> Anonymous
>>117518

How the fuck do you know it will be "soon enough?" I had a kitten who developed diahrrea as a symptom of a more serious disease, and she was dead the next morning. Call your fucking parents and tell them you are taking your dog to the vet, you dick.
>> Anonymous
>>117580
OP is probably 14 years old and probably not in walking distance of a vet

so OP better get his parents on the phone and tell them to get their asses back
>> HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc
>>117585

Nah, I'm just 19 and apathetic.
>>117580

lol
>> Anonymous
ITT reasons why lazy loser basement dwellers can't be trusted to even handle the responsibility of caring for the family pet for a week.
>> HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc
Should I just sit on her and end this debacle?
>> Anonymous
>>117603

Might as well get it over with.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>117603
An hero? It's more likely than you think!

Plz don't die until the dog gets to a vet. Then kill yourself at your soonest convenience. Thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>117591

Ah, yes. The apathetic 19 year old. That IS something to be proud of. It's so unique! Usually 19 year olds are so enthusiastic.

Stop showing us your e-peen and take the damn dog to the vet. I hope you get diarrhea and your parents can't be arsed to take you to the doctor, but instead sit around talking about how annoying you are on the internet.
>> Anonymous
You know, if it's the payment thing you're worried about, I've never been to a vet that wouldn't work with you. I'm sure if you explain that you're broke or something and it's your parents' dog and they're out of town, they'll work something out. Or your parents could give them a credit card number over the phone.

Can't drive? Call a friend that can. Seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>117633
what? IT'S SO EXTREME, EDGY, AND UNIQUE OF HIM! APATHY AMIRITE? NEVER BEEN PLAYED OUT
>> Anonymous
Take the dog to the fucking vet. Fuckwit.
>> HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc
Hay guys, my dog died overnight, I guess that solves that little conundrum, huh? :(
>> Anonymous
>>117907

lol
>> Anonymous
You don't give a dog that's shitting all over the place water, moron. Jesus Christ. How old are you?
>> Anonymous
>>117907

Did you sit on her?
>> HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc
>>117911

lol wut

>>117913

Postmortem.

But in reality, she stopped having diarrhea and is back to her chipper, football-helmeted goofy-ass self.
>> Anonymous
>>117914

I'm sorry to hear that.
>> Anonymous
>>117512
>>117518
>>117603

Why are you saging your own thread? And why are you starting the thread with a sage? Please kill yourself.

The rest of you: get trolled more.