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GLOBAL WARMING!! Anonymous
I was watching inconvenient truth the other day and theres the bit where it shows the sea level rising really high and flooding most of the world. Well i live near the sea, and don’t want to drown, so i got to thinking. Maybe if we lower the sea level a bit, when the water level rises then it won’t rise high enough to flood.

Anyway, heres the plan. Everyone who can should take a bucket of sea water and pour it down the sink. If lots of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea level substantially and create a better world for our children to live
>> 343Lolbot
My good sir, it appears that you are a true genius. Bravo.
>> Anonymous
>>300429
Hear, hear.
>> Anonymous
It's actually funny because I wouldn't be surprised if someone actually thought this after watching Inconvenient Truth
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>300425
Pour it down the drain? That's no way to be sure. We should all make it a point to drink a bucket of it a day. It's good for you too!
>> Anonymous
but wouldn't pouring it down the drain make it flow back into the ocean?
>> Anonymous
>>300478
If you constantly do it, there would be a delay in the water returning. That is, a lot of water would be trapped in the pipes at any given time. However, this is a stupid idea since the world's piping system is minuscule compared to the volume of water needed.
>> Anonymous
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I'll take care of Global Warming!
>> Anonymous
Can't we just freeze huge volumes of water instead?
>> Anonymous
>>300516
"YOUR"! IT'S "YOUR"! HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO GET IT RIGHT, GEEZ LOUISE!
>> Anonymous
>>300527
I JUST THOUGHT THE SAME FUCKING THING!

Hivemind.
>> Anonymous
>>300527
>>300531
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WHY IS DOOM IN QUOTATIONS?! I'M NOT TRYING TO BE IRONIC, I REALLY WANT THEM TO FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES!