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Bat Anonymous
/an/, there is a bat in my house. Damn thing is like behind my tv. He ain't flying, so I figure he is sick or something. I don't wanna kill him, but I can't think of any other way to get him out. More importantly, how the hell did a bat get into my house. Suggestions for dealing with him. Right now I am armed with a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, a plastic grocery bag, and being able to scream at the thing.

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>> Anonymous
Well. He finally decided to poke his head out. I went to grab him, but he feel down next to my batch of clothes next to my storage closet. Then he like went into my storage closet doing his pinging thing. He stopped and now I can't find him. God damn it, and I have to be in work early tomorrow. Still suggestions?
>> Anonymous
You cant stop in bat country, let alone live in one.
>> Anonymous
Nah, he's just sitting there, taking a breather, trying to build up courage to get the hell out of there. Just move the tv or something, give him a clear line of sight to the window... could also be that he's not going to move until nightfall.

Try bringing a tennis or badminton racket close to him, he might grab on to it and then you could take it to an open window. Trust me, he doesn't want to be there any more than you want him around.
>> Anonymous
OP here. I'm not sure where he went to. I figure he went into the closet and stayed there. I sealed up the closet with clothes so he can't get out. Like I said I didn't want to kill him, as the only thing he did wrong was come into my house and wake me up. Its almost 2200 here on the east coast. I am going to give him a few more minutes to revel his position, and if not, I might try going back to sleep. I'll keep you posted.