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mosquito season again Anonymous
how do you protect yourself?

i was walking out at the lake and they kept swarming around me, hundreds and hundreds of them, such extremely annoying bugs
>> Anonymous
>>122380
Welcome to the life of a 4channer
>> Anonymous
i cover myself in mud and let it dry...they wont be able to bite thru that
>> Anonymous
>>122398
so you're nude and covered with easily removable mud clothes? :3
>> Anonymous
>>122398

that's not mud!
>> Anonymous
I cover myself in mud and just stay still. Their heat seaking vision can't penetrate through that.
>> Anonymous
I encase myself in a block of carbonite
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
>>122403

FUCK YEAH SEAKING
>> Anonymous
>>122589
Han Solo?
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
u r gay
>> Anonymous
>>122589
WTF is carbonite? Everyone knows diamond is the only 100% effective preventer of mosquito bites. I guarantee it.
>> Anonymous
I hear there's this stuff called 'Off!' that repells mozzies.
Not to be mistaken with 'On!'.
>> Anonymous
>>122672
Indeed there is and it works okay. But fuck that "On!" stuff! I got a practical joke pulled on me with that stuff once and man, I tell you it's EVIL! Oh, the sweet summer of Lapland and its clouds of mosquitoes so we can fight in the shade...
>> Anonymous
Cedaroil. It smells very bad, so you won't be getting any action if you use it, but no mosq will dare to come near you.
>> Anonymous
>>122683
Does it actually smell like cedar? Cedar smells fantastic.
>> Anonymous
Build yourself a bat house and attract bats to it. Bats are a natural predator of mosquitoes and will spend the nights reducing the mosquito population. They'll probably shit everywhere though.
>> Anonymous
rub your skin with garlic
>> Anonymous
If you don't want any of that deet shit, I would suggest you use vanilla extract.

I'm not joking, it works. When I played Baseball back in Middle School, we would all put vanilla extract on ourselves. It keeps the bugs off ya and you smell good. (That is if you like the smell of vanilla.)

Oh, one thing, it has to be PURE vanilla extract, the immitation stuff doesn't work so good.
>> Anonymous
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grab a handful of milfoil, then smear the leaves all over your exposed skin. fun times.
>> Anonymous
>>123730
Can I just use milf oil instead?
>> Anonymous
Drink sulfurous water, or eat some match heads. I swear this works, mosquitoes hate sulfur. I live in Louisiana, so I know mosquitoes.
>> Anonymous
>>123722

What's wrong with DEET? Deet is extremely effective (and it costs less than real vanilla)

Two things to consider:

1) Many people think DEET is nasty stuff becasue they are confusing it with DDT, which has a very similar name but they are two totally different things. DDT is an old insecticide which is currently illegal and caused a lot of eniviornmental problems.

2) DEET is much more effective when it actually touches the skin. Spraying deet on your socks, for example, is much less effective than spraying it on your exposed skin above the cuff of your sock.