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Anonymous
My cat went missing. She was possibly the best thing to ever happen in my life... and has been missing for a month and a half now.
Is that way too long? Or should I keep hope before getting a new one?
>> Anonymous
Your cat is dead because you touch yourself at night. Getting a new cat will simply expose another cat to danger.
>> Anonymous
If your cat is an escapee, then my condolences. It's probably dead.

If your cat is one that you regularly leave outside, ie, letting it out for the night, then it's either a:) dead or b:) gone feral and forgotten all about you or c:) been adopted and forgotten all about you and YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT. A house cat has the average life expectancy of 10-12 years (varying according to what you read of course) an outside on about 3. There are dogs, cars, sadistic humans, poisoned food, snakes, spiders etc. Outside cats, unless they're cunning, generally have short lives. The ones that live longer are generally cunning as fuck and decimate the local wildlife.

In summary: get another cat. No, it won't replace the one you lost but that's the way it goes. And this time, pick something lazy and keep the fucking door closed.
>> Anonymous
OP; get metal claws, a jetpack and a football helmet installed on your new cat.
>> Anonymous
my cat escaped and was gone for about 2.5 months and then inexplicably showed up scratching at the back door one night. we had already written him off. My thought is that perhaps someone had taken him in and then tossed him back out when they got tired of his whiny bitch self, and he still remembered his way home.
>> Anonymous
Cats often go missing and show up months later.

Put up signs and ask neighbors if they have seen her. Also check with local shelters. Nao.
>> Anonymous
>>245225
Since this is 4chan I'd advise against putting up signs. Every sicko in the neighborhood will kill a cat, or the cat, who looks like the lost one and leave it on the owner's doorstep. Just ask neighbors going door to door unless you live in Louisiana.
>> Anonymous
>>244968
Judging by your cat's appearance I suggest you check in Poland
>> Anonymous
>>244990
Not true my friend. I had a housecat that annoyed the shit out of me so I finally let him out. He has been alive for 15 years now.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, Poland..


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