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Anonymous
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unbelievable things your pets have done while you weren't looking

i come home from work and my dog has flung rice crispy s all over my house- the box fucking exploded in the dogs mouth and i have rice crispys on my book shelf, in my fish tank, on table tops chairs, through my kitchen living room and bed room...-sigh-

anything like this ever happen to you?

Pic unrelated
>> Anonymous
my dog once got her head stuck in a box of cereal. it was fucking amazing.
>> Kun-Kun !3GqYIJ3Obs
I once had a rat find a sock on the floor, crawl in, and decide it was comfy. I heard shuffling below me and looked at the ground only to see..........a moving sock just trundling across the floor. She wasn't stuck or scared, she was just slowly walking around bumping into things. After I took her out, she went back in her cage and took a nap. Since then, she never goes near socks.
>> Anonymous
My 6-foot African Rock Python got himself completely inside my sock once. It was a fairly small sock - before the incident, anyway.

My 2-inch Oranda once worked her way into a dime-sized hole in a tank decoration. I thought she'd been stolen or something (office fish) and when I found her three days later, I had to rip the decoration thing apart underwater to free her. When I got her, she already had a nemo-esque gimp fin, and afterwards, she had two and a broken tail. She was fine, and after a short adjustment period, was able to swim as well as she ever had before.

When my cat was a kitten, he used to get into my room at night when my door was completely closed. I had no idea how he was doing it, and suspected my housemates of letting him in while I was asleep to fuck with my head. Then one day, I hear a funny noise and open the door to witness my kitten on his side with his legs under the door and my roommate's larger cat next to him pushing him under.
>> Anonymous
When I was home one summer during college I found out that I got a C in Organic Chemistry. I was upset so I went downstairs to talk to my mom but I left the two kittens in my room unattended. When I came back upstairs, one of them had shit in my room and they were eating my blueberry pie. Not the most unbelievable things ever but the timing was great because I was very upset at the time. I couldn't help but laugh at the situation.
>> Anonymous
I once came home and found that my dog wasn't ther to greet me like he usually does. I found him cowering under the table... something he does when he's done something bad, or when it's time to sleep. I couldn't find anything bad though, so whatever.

Fast forward a few months later, when we were shampooing outr carpet, and I had to move a sofa from against a wall. I find that a huge section of the back was chewed off. My dog cam around, sniffed it, then went directly under the table again. I couldn't punish him after that, I could only laugh.
>> naoaki !SuGoi1xGaY
My dog found a bag of powdered sugar (I think she snatched it from the fridge when I wasn't paying attention) and managed to get it all over the house
>> Anonymous
my chihuahua humped my leg and came on it
>> Anonymous
About a week after we got our new dog, I woke up and got some chocolate pop tarts to eat for breakfast. I had forgotten to grab some milk, so I left the pop tarts on my bed, next to my computer.

The bed is a good 3 feet high, and our dog is a little beagle. Maybe 8 inches at the shoulder. So I thought the pop tarts would be fine.

Went to the kitchen, grabbed some milk, came back to my bed room, to discover BOTH poptarts gone. Crumbs everywhere. Dog looking very sheepish.

I couldn't have been gone 3 minutes. And she didn't get sick either.
>> Anonymous
>>251965
why was it in the fridge?
>> Anonymous
I came home to find my dog missing. He was no where to be found in the house, anywhere... All the windows and doors were closed and locked... Or so I thought...

The fucking asshole jumped through the second story window and miraculously didn't break anything. Found him at the Humane Society in a couple hours.

True story.
>> Anonymous
Great thread
>> Anonymous
>>251978
What the hell? Why?
>> Anonymous
>>251978
My cat did that when I was away for the weekend. Less impressive than a dog doing so, I know, but it was from a tiny little ventilation window right up by the ceiling, that had been cracked open about an inch or so. And he's a BIG cat...big enough that we had to get him a dog door rather than a cat door.
>> Anonymous
what movie is OP's pic from?
I remember being so scared of it when I was little, at that scene.
>> Anonymous
My cat moved the covers from my mothers bed away, took a shit then put the covers back.
>> Anonymous
>>252040

Not OP, but I think it's Watership Down. Scare the shit out of me when I was young, too. God knows why my parents let me watch it - I just saw bunnies on the cover and assumed it was a kids movie.
>> Anonymous
>>252044speaks the truth

good movie, somewhat scary though. also the book is better
>> Anonymous
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>>252056
>> Anonymous
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>>252057

from the same dudes, but sadder
>> Anonymous
When I was a teenager, we had about 16 family members round on boxing day. While everyone was in the lounge drinking a toast before dinner, the 3 dogs present got into the kitchen and ate the two joints of meat, a leg of lamb and a huge piece of beef, which were on the counter resting. All that was left was the lamb bone and a ball of chewed beef about the size of a fist on the floor. I have never seen my father so angry, before or since. One of the dogs, which was very timid, scuttled around the kitchen trying to get away from him and leaving a trail of piss on the floor behind it, it was so scared.
We cooked some sausages and bacon, and ate that with the vegetables off trays in the lounge because the kitchen smelled of dog piss. I remember it as being one of the best christmases ever.
>> Anonymous
>>251882
Watership Down was great.

Richard Adams can write a good book.
>> Anonymous
>>251882
my housemate had put the cat litter outside and forgot to bring it in before going to bed.
I awoke the next morning to find that the cat had pissed on the floor where the litter usually is, dug up one of the large potted plants getting soil EVERYWHERE. He then proceeded in quite an athletic feat to take a massive shit inside the pot before spreading the soil all over the house as he tried to cover it up.
Suffice to say he looked somewhat sheepish in the morning!
>> Anonymous
This one time my bf made his own homemade pizza he was very proud of, we ate maybe half of it and left the other half on the counter in the kitchen. In the morning the rest of it was gone, his dog ate it. He was SO angry, it was hilarious.

This is mostly because one time a few years ago he ordered a pizza at his sisters house. Left it on the counter, and both her dogs ate it.

One time when we were at lake michigian we took his dog and my two ferrets to the beach. They loved it were diggin etc, then out of no where one of the ferrets decides to go swimming. Now this was my bf's fault for not paying attention to the ferret he was assigned to, he was all "hes not that deep, its fine" TWO seconds later hes kind far out there so he had to get into the 40 degree water and get him. That was pretty funny too. Along with the countless times they steal shit.

The dogs eatting stuff makes me miss my cat, he would have never dared jumping on the counter or eatting stealing human food like that. He would just sit there while you were eatting it and bug the crap out of you.
>> Anonymous
my cat used to jump out of the second story window to chase after pigeons.. she never got hurt from doing it either!

a dog i used to have ran out the door one day, and after days of searching and calling around, we never found her.. after about 2 weeks, we heard her scratching at the door! strangely enough, she had on a different collar than she ran off with! someone tried to keep her!
>> Anonymous
Recently, I was cleaning my room, and I stuck a dead potted plant on the landing outside my door. I closed my door and continued cleaning. When I opened the door, I felt dirt under my feet. I looked down. Dirt all over the landing, down the stairs, through the dining room, and just to the edge of the living room rug. My cats had torn the dead plant from its pot and drug it through most of the house.

One Christmas, my family had this gorgeous enormous turkey. We were sitting in the dining room, enjoying our meal, when I happened to glance into the kitchen, where said turkey sat unattended. One of my cats had his entire head inside the turkey's ass. After that, we learned to lock the cats in the bathroom during holiday meals.
>> Anonymous
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This thread made me think of this dog.
>> Anonymous
>>252348
"...it was like this when i got here."
>> Anonymous
10 years ago

Xmas party... 9 couples @party

Perfectly cooked roast is 'resting' on counter

My Doberman sneaks into kitchen while I was in the bathroom...

8.5 angry couples, 1 extraordinarily angry cook, 1 very happy dog (until I caught the bastard)
>> Anonymous
>>252164
Related,

Early in my college career I had come home from school and had baked a pie to celebrate. We (that is, my parents and I) had gone for a long walk in the afternoon, and then we came home, and looked at the grille on the dining room table where the pie was cooling - and a third of it was gone, plus a funny-shaped dent in the remainder. The two dogs, however, were nowhere to be seen.

When they were called, they came out of their 3x5 crate verrry slowly and reluctantly, and we saw that the littler one had pie behind her ears - she must have just buried her face in the pie, eating it up so enthusiastically.

We cut away the damaged portion, and ate the remainder. It was hilarious and all we could bring ourselves to do was waggle our fingers a bit and look stern before we busted out in giggles again.
>> Anonymous
Having kept rabbits in my life, I of course had to rabbit-proof our whole yard. They normally lived in a hutch at night, and on top of that, all areas of the backyard wnere fecned in, and all the holes blocked up by brickwork.

Yet every fucking night, they would go out, enter our neighbours' yards, and eat all the flowers. They wouldn't just eat all the flowers or dig up the yard, they would actually eat just the flowerbuds, leaving empty, lonely stems all over the neighbourhood.

It used to drive us crazy, until one night when I was studying for an exam and happened to look out the window and found the solution. The rabbits were jumping and scrabbling to clear a 2m fence. My mouth just gaped open, as I saw three rabbits that somehow escaped from the hutch, once again, jumped out the fence, then after a few hours, came back and jumped into the fence once again.
>> Just Another Anonymous
One of my friend's cats (He's white and is named Yuki) is a freaking idiot. Here are a few highlights:

Over a couple of months Yuki was ever so slowly getting fat. Nobody could figure out the reason since it didn't look like he was overeating or anything. Well, apparently, my friend had a container of bacon fat under the sink that he was keeping for some reason, but forgot about it. Well, Yuki found it and was snacking away.

Then there's the times whenever Yuki gets out. He's supposed to be an indoor cat. Well, as soon as he gets out, he immediately goes into the backyard and munches on grass. His digestive system will eventually make him barf it out. However, the cat somehow always manages to look ok when returning until a few steps in the door. then he barfs.
>> Anonymous
>>252390
I use dto have a cat like that (relating to the second story).

She was an indoor cat, but on occasion she would get out. And every time, she would go to the exact same spot in the yard and eat some grass.
>> Anonymous
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I once shot a cat when I wasn't looking.
>> Anonymous
>>252095
that's a one brutal movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp5mcc47xD8&NR=1
>> Anonymous
>>252512
BOOM! HEADSHOT
>> Anonymous
>>252422
How many times are you going to repost these images and have them get deleted?
>> Anonymous
>>252422

: D
>> Anonymous
Not my cat, but one I knew.
Got into a bag of speed (as in, the drug) and.... well I don't think I need to elaborate, but yeah.... holy shit. ROCKET CAT!
>> Anonymous
>>252040

Watership Down is one of my favorite animated movies.

>>252095

My favorite animated movie.
>> Anonymous
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I posted on the other thread, but here's some more about my boyfriend's hamster:

He pees outside the cage
He eats his own shit and spits it out of the cage as well
He likes falling on his head when he's escalating the grid, even though he is obese
And, somehow, I really don't want to know how, he managed to CUM IN THE FLOOR NEXT TO WHERE HIS CAGE IS.

Pic related.
>> Anonymous
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i few years ago my kitten falls/jumps off other back of my couch onto my sleeping boyfriend, and land with one of his back claws right across his eye scratching the cornea, it was new years day 2005- first eye injury of the new year
>> menchi !IgWlr3a0sk
my cats take everything their own size or smaller that's not nailed down, and drag the stuff all over the house and hide it from me, which I later find when cleaning the house... 3 years later.
>> Anonymous
My cats hump my pillows when I leave the house. >:[
>> Anonymous
>on his side with his legs under the door and my roommate's larger cat next to him pushing him under.
Pics/movie or it didn't happen.
>> Anonymous
i found a dead bird in my attic, riped to pieces , i have 2 indoor cats
luckiest cats or unlucky bird?
>> Anonymous
>>252719
i don't know why but I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>252314
I laughed so hard at the cat in the turkey's ass
>> Anonymous
My mother had grabbed some dinner for herself from Wendys, but rushed down the the laundry system since it was acting up. She wasn't down in the basement for more than 5 minutes, but when she came up, our dog (a boston terrier) had eaten her chicken sandwhich, fries, and was lapping up some of the coke that she knocked over. Later that night when both my mother and father were asleep, our dog (who has a sensitive stomach) went into their room, puked on their top blanket, puked between the top and middle-blanket and finally puked on the bedding itself. She did this on both sides of my father who was sleeping on his side. My mother woke up because the dog makes a tapping noise when she walks on wood floors. She notices the smell then flips on the lights, waking up my father who instantly notices that he's trapped in his side-way sleeping position because of the puke surrounding him. Our dog came downstairs to my room and acted like the needed to go outside to use the restroom, but it turned out she was just avoiding the angry mother.


I love my dog.
>> Anonymous
*correction*

...like SHE needed to go outside...
>> Anonymous
one day, I couldn't find my rabbit, i let him prance around the kitchen with these little child proof gates. He has this little spot in the pantry where her litter is, Assuming shes in there I dust if off and get some milk, i open the fridge, and shes just chill eating my carrots,I took her to the vet and she was fine.
>> Anonymous
Just this past Friday a friend of mine came home for a visit and his mom baked pigs in a blanket. Before he even got there (surprise party) one of the cats that we had chased off the table 4 times on his 5th attempt managed to tear through the plastic wrap covering them and pull one off the table before anyone noticed. Pain in our asses.

The first week I had my now 12 year old dog she got into a full ball of yarn that was around. When I got home it was wound around the table legs of the coffee table, down the hall in my room wound around the legs of my dresser (it is tall, off the ground). It was wound so tight we had to cut it off everything and throw it away.
>> Anon
We were camping at horsemen's camp, just came back from a trailride when a friend came over and invited to a large picnic they were having. We led our steeds over so we could keep an eye on them. Obviously not a good enough eye. Goke, who had been grazing on a long rein, decided he wanted to share the goodies. He took a hotdog and bun from a woman's hands and was merrily eating it. Apparently her potato salad looked good too. She was too stunned to say anything. I looked back and noticed the mess he made. Everyone had a good laugh, Goke had a few more hotdogs.
Now whenever he sees a picnic you have to divert his attention elsewhere. Can't have him crash one when he's not invited.