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Anonymous
Hey /an/, has your dog ever saved your life?
>> Anonymous
I used to have a boxer when I was younger that would bark at black people and the local retarded kid.
>> Anonymous
>>239135
I lolled
>> Anonymous
Yes. From hunger. Yum yum.
>> Anonymous
>>239143
Dammit I lol'd
>> Anonymous
My dogs have always been rat-sized, so no.
>> Anonymous
I never had a dog

-> NO
>> Anonymous
No, despite my dogs all being huge and generally awesome looking.

I've saved their asses tons of times though. Fucking retarded dogs.

Though, now I think of it, one time I was walking my biggest dog (GSD-malamute mix, 110 ibs) along a nature trail and he kept looking behind us. Whenever I looked back, though, there was nothing there so I payed no attention to it. Suddenly, about halfway through the walk and a good few miles into the forest trail, he started barking up a storm and I turned around and there was some guy decked out in a suit holding a big briefcase. When I turned around to look at him he quickly turned the other way and walked off again. wtf?
It's pretty weird to be walking on a nature trail in your suit and with your briefcase.
>> Anonymous
>>239258

110 pounds is large at best, not huge
>> Anonymous
>>239260
I stand corrected!
>> Anonymous
>>239258

It was a fucking spy, dude. Sappin' ur sentries and backstabbin' ya. That dog saved your life!
>> Anonymous
>>239262
Dude, Red Alert 2! That spy was going to hack into your money or steal your technology.

Only dogs can detect them
>> Anonymous
>>239258
More stories like this plz
>> Anonymous
One of my dogs hasn't, but my grandfather's Akita/ Belgian Shepard mix has. Stupid cows... A few of my cousins and myself were out in our uncles pasture exploring as usual. When we suddenly found the cows. (mind you we couldn't see them from a distance, shit ton of Russian olive trees ftl.)And naturally the lead cow comes to the front of the group, and gives us what can only be described as a death glare.

Two of my cousins decided to try to get closer, while the other cousin and I remind them several times not to run from them if they start to get skiddish. Which of course the herd eventually does. So naturally the two ran back, all 15 cows following.

The two of us froze as we saw the cows chasing the other two, not quite comprehending the situation until it had ended. Well while we froze and the other two had just gotten to where we were, our grandfathers dog comes busting ass outa nowhere straight out in front of the cows scaring them into a different direction. She just stood there and wagged her short little tail as the cows turned away from us.

Good I love that dog. and I'm glad that fucking cow is dead now too. That had to be the bitchiest cow I've ever met. Funny part was she was the only one to have horns in the whole herd...
>> Anonymous
>>239258

Oh shi-!
Your dog saved you from Anon.
Better get some curtains, just in case.