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Lol, drama in a fishbowl. Anonymous
Lol, my Crayfish are so dramatic. First I had three of them. One big old one with one claw, a feisty medium sized one, and small baby one(the cute one).

anyways, when i first introduced them to each other, the medium one would always try to eat the small one, but the big one would stand up for it and protect it. Which started their relationship. The small one would always go to the big one for protection and it would sleep under him. While the medium one backed off.

But recently, the big one died. ;_;

Which worried me, cause i was afraid the medium one was definitely gonna eat the smaller one.

So i kept them separate.
Until i finally decided to put them together, and nothing happened.

The medium one would keep his distance.
and the smaller one would always try to go to the medium one for comfort [trying to sleep under him and such]

It was so cute, but i was sure the medium had no concern for the smaller one and just wanted to keep its distance.
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>> Anonymous
Homosexual drama Crayfish. This should be either a sitcom, or an anime
>> Anonymous
I didn't know crayfish could be so ridiculous. Awesome.
>> Anonymous
meh
>> Anonymous
The medium chap obviously thinks the small one is cursed, and because he does not wish to die, pushes him away.
If he lets him die, however, he would be cursed himself. Ergo, he protects him.
Ah, crayfish
>> Anonymous
Crayfish...

...dems for eatins.
>> Anonymous
Oh god, this was entertaining. Thank you Anon!
>> Anonymous
Cutest story I've heard in a while! Thanks for sharing!
>> Anonymous
>>134876
Brilliant hypothesis! How do we test this?
>> Anonymous
>>134871
In before Balki.

>>134887
IAWTC. For a second, I thought this should have been in /ck/.
>> Anonymous
awww.. that is such a sweet story. I am however sorry to hear about the passing of your big guy.
>> Anonymous
lol wut dick niggers
>> Anonymous
Crayfish is what?Is crab?
>> Anonymous
>>135472

Crayfish, often referred to as crawfish or crawdad, are freshwater crustaceans resembling small lobsters, to which they are closely related.
>> Anonymous
>>135488

Oh.

Is they edible?I think they are?
>> Anonymouse !3va26cL7i2
Maybe the medium one thought your ZOMG GIANT ENEMY hand was a thread to itself, thinking of its own safety rather than thinking of the smaller ones?
>> Anonymous
>>135490
>Is they edible?I think they are?
>Is they edible?I think they are?
>Is they edible?I think they are?
>Is they edible?I think they are?
>Is they edible?
>Is they edible?
>Is they edible?
>Is they edible?
>Is they edible?
>Is they edible?
>Is they edible?
>Is they edible?

WHAT IN THE FUCK
>> Anonymous
Yay! Story time!
>> Anonymous
... is u a faggot?

... though i did enjoy the story...
>> Anonymous
I used to have 3 crayfish, 1 giant male, 1 medium female and 1 medium male.

I had the two medium sized ones first, and they got along great. They were always swimming happily without a care.However, once I added in the giant one he proceeded to rip the claws off of the medium sized male and routinely rape the female. The female would still hide around with the medium male, but when the giant on came alone the medium male would always run. Both of the medium crayfish, who were once so carefree, spent all of their time hiding and slinking away.

One day I came home and the medium sized male had been killed by the giant male. I like to think he stood up for the female in once desperate last stand against rape, and allowed her to escape by sacrificing his life.

I felt too bad keeping the female around after that, so I released them (illegally) into the wild, but in separate areas. I still remember how happy the giant crayfish was to be free, he just swam back and fourth in the lake, again and again, as if he was overjoyed to be out of a tank. I wonder if the small 10 gallon tank had driven him to insanity, and if being released was a sort of redemption for him.
>> Anonymous
>>135517

Guy who made the original post of that here...

What the fuck?
>> Anonymous
>>136313

It's YOUR fault my leg is in a fucking cast now!
>> Anonymous
this sounds exactly like a story i wrote about my fish... when i was in 3rd grade
>> Anonymous
>>136344

Rape?In MY third grade?