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can be hyenas tiem nao plz
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o hi
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What is their closest living relative?
>> Anonymous
>>172845

Mongooses
>> Anonymous
>>172845
mongooses and meerkats, i believe
>> Anonymous
Hyena time is all the time.
>> Anonymous
Seriously. How come these guys don't get enough love? Especially spotted hyenas.
Come on.
Females are traps of nature, packs are lead by those bulldykes on steriods, hyena cubs sometimes end up killing their own siblings, they chow down on prey while they are still alive.

if anon had a pet, it would be a hyena.
>> Anonymous
hyenas, yay
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brown hyena pup!!!
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>>172845
Their closest living relative is the Aardwolf.
>> Anonymous
do they all have a "mock penis?"
>> Anonymous
The females do have a pseudopenis, you are correct!
>> Anonymous
They have more in common with cats than with dogs.

It's true. Seriously.

I am not even joking, look it up. They are Feliforms.
>> Anonymous
>>172935
yet hyena owners claim they act a lot like dogs.
play fetch, come to their names, play like puppies, crate trained, tricks, etc.
>> Anonymous
Pity they can easily chew through your femur if they get a tad annoyed.

I'm sure they're wonderful pets, though ;P
Just don't try and take their food bowl away before they're done...
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>>172849
Hyena females are all traps. Hyenas eat their prey alive. Hyenas love dead, mutilated and rotting things. Hyenas stink. Hyenas are about as intelligent as apes. If Anonymous was a carnivoran, Anonymous would be a hyena.
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>>172962
>Hyenas love dead, mutilated and rotting things

WRONG
at least for spotted hyenas, which are the only awesome hyenas(and ones with the fake penis). spotted hyenas are awesome pack hunters and kill more than they do scavenge. lions scavenge more than spotted hyenas.
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>>172964
Actually spotted hyenas love the smell of rotting carcass. They'll even roll around in it. Sure, they hunt more than lions. That doesn't translate into NOT liking dead, mutilated and rotting things.
>> Anonymous
I hear spotted hyenas make great pets. I'm sure if people didn't think of them as disgusting scavengers, we'd have them in the pet trade by now.

http://en.allexperts.com/q/Wild-Animals-705/Domestication.htm
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also in b4 those nigerian people with hyenas
they have no idea what they are doing
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>>172967
I read somewhere that Egyptians used to keep hyenas as pets. Too bad they never became as popular as cats. :(
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A hyena would make an awesome pet, moreso than a fox like faggots always want on /an/. It is a shame that they never caught on as pets, think of how cool it would be to have a fully domesticated one by now.
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>>172962Hyenas are about as intelligent as apes.

o rly? can they learn sign language, too?
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>>173101
I be they could, if they fucking had fucking human hands.
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>>173006

You mean liek this??
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>>173280
these faggots don't count
they are probably horrible owners. some of them use their hyenas and baboons to rob people.

lol awesome
>> Anonymous
>>173299
Like you kn ow anyhting at all.

Dont forget to breathe asshole.
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>>173342
This person is from Nigeria.
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>>172976
Geez that thing is huge
>> Anonymous
I WANT ONE DAMNIT