ITT creepy spider pics
Kill it with FIRE.QUICK.
i recommend napalm or nuclear bombs or something, fire isn't enough.
I would probably kill myself in this situation
your gona want something long range, no way im letting that drop on me, dead or alive...or grab a rock and a bible. throw the rock, crush it with the bible, its an excellent bug killer
1) Cigarette Lighter2) Hairspray3) ???4) Not die a horrible spider-related death.
Aww, the little baby spiders look cute.
This cant be real
did someone says spider?
'cause I'm pretty sure I eared someone say spider
spider! spider! spider! spider!
pokeballGO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS
JESUS CHRIST I'M GOING TO DIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SPIDER!!! >.<
o FUCK this thread D:
OH GOD
>>195793ROGER THAT, SIR!
>>195800Then die from you know, THE FIRE THATS FUCKING BURNING DOWN YOUR HOUSE.
nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
you deserve to be burned for that answer...
I hate this thread so much.
I personally think spiders are kind of cool. Which is strange because I'm afraid of most insects and also centipedes scare the shit out of me. But spiders are kind of cool.
Spider swarm, spider swarm, devourers everything in it's path.
>>195925WTF....MOAR!
>>195925PLZ tell me that it's shooped ;___;
throw a grenade and run like a bastard....because if that doesn't work that big bitch is gonna be pissed...
>>195876Better than from that spider. Fuck.
>>195788This would freak me out so bad that I wouldn't get within a quarter-mile (after running in terror until I collapsed) and have to pay someone else to kill them with fire and fumigate everything. Then I would still require and exorcism be performed before I could return.
Oh my fucking god, /an/.
Big hairy spiders give me the willies.This is now a Jumping Spider thread.All you Spider Experts can chip in.
You encounter a spider hoarde, what do you do?[ ]Run[ ]Fight it with rolled up newspaper
You have chosen to run but the spiders choose to pursue.
>>196012It is too late, the spiders have captured you.GAME OVER
I choose you, Camelspider!
>>196003those eyes are hypnotizing
>>196014:<Also,>>196028solifugid. Not spider.
>>196014What kind of spider is this?
>>196003>>196004>>196005>>196006>>196007>>196008Only species I would consider "cute".
>>195788FUCK ITTHIS WHOLE THREAD IS FUCKED UP
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST the OP's picture is going to give me nightmares FOREVER
>>195895looks like a zipper spider
A morning in Tokyo, was going to brush my teeth... Aand hello there pretty thing.
>>196012>>196011>>195925if this ever happened to me i would kill myself
You pussys are scared of a poor little huntsman? Honestly, I'm more scared of the weather here than any spider.
Why is it always SPIDERS that I see in my apartment?Never pleasant critters. Just once I want to see a sudden ladybug, roly poly, or even bunny rabbit show up in my kitchen/bedroom ceiling/bathtub.
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT.
Electronic Pest Repeller from Black & Decker.Buy one of these, spider-phobes. I've had one in my room for a long time, and not one goddamn spider has been in here since. I used to get quite a few.
>>196014AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH