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Anonymous
5 cat threads on page 1, cmon guys
>> Anonymous
i agree dogs are win.

especially the one in OP
>> Anonymous
looks like he lost the domination game to me.
>> Anonymous
>>191004
if they were wouldnt they own the board?
>> Anonymous
>>191091

Not when cat owners are usually more obsessive and crazy.
>> Anonymous
>>191094
Sorry, I'd rather have a companion rather than a slave who jumps at my every word then asks me if he can do it again.
>> Anonymous
>>191094
well you're kind of obsessing over their obsessing because instead of obsessing about what you obsess about they obsess about something other than what you obsess about
>> Anonymous
>>191147
you win
>> Anonymous
>>191101

Cats are in no way companions. If you weren't providing them with food they'd leave your ass.
>> Anonymous
>>191176

Not in every case. Certainly in most of them.
>> Anonymous
>>191176
In before "Thats why there smarta!"
>> Anonymous
That is sickeningly cute and retarded at the same time, epic win.
>> Anonymous
To think of dogs as mindless, slobbering, play-crazy mutts is a bad stereotype. For one, I had a dog that you could say was very feline in the sense that he was very intelligent, well-mannered, and perceptive to human feelings.

Dogs will always be your friend, and they don't ask any more from you other than your love and attention.

Cats, on the other hand, want food. They want to scratch up your fucking upholstery. They will sit next to you as long as you stroke their fur (and ego) then leave you when they see fit. Cats are ridiculous, anti-social creatures--just like their owners.
>> Anonymous
>>192261
you dont need to take cats for walks.
>> Anonymous
>>192261
My cat mopes when I'm gone. My family says she gets really pissy. When I come back, she does a cute little silent meow, runs up to check if I'm alright, and then once she discovers I'm okay... she runs off to punish me.