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Anonymous
THIS is the moment a terrified fisherman posed for a photo - and got a different kind of snap.

Novon Mashiah almost became lunch when he took a trip on a river east of Darwin, Australia, and a monster saltwater crocodile leaped out of the water after Mr Mashiah pointed at it.

The croc - estimated to be more than 4m long - hit the side of the boat before sinking back into the river.

The fisherman said: "I was shocked, the animal clearly wanted to kill me. One minute I was leaning over the boat teasing it for a picture.

"The next minute it burst out of the water with incredible speed ... its jaws fully open. I jumped back and the croc landed on the boat and then slapped into the water. I was shaking."

Mr Mashiah's pal Doron Aviguy, 22, snapped the extraordinary picture from a bigger craft nearby.

The two Israelis were working as fishermen on the South Alligator River when they came across the beast.

"I began playing with it for a photo," he said.
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>> Anonymous
Yet another narrowly failed Darwin Awards candidate.
>> Anonymous
>One minute I was leaning over the boat teasing it for a picture.
>leaning over the boat teasing it for a picture.
>leaning over the boat teasing it
>teasing it

Smart Move there buddy
>> Anonymous
well, it is a cool pic..guess he did get what he wanted after all.
>> Anonymous
The croc clearly dislikes dickheads.
>> Anonymous
nice jew tattoos
>> Anonymous
are nipple rings kosher?
>> Anonymous
What a shame the croc didn't eat him, we'd have one less israeli scumbag in the world.
>> Anonymous
I feel bad for the croc. He deserved that guy for lunch.
>> Anonymous
Insert jew joke here.
>> Anonymous
>>219679

no, neither are tattoos...god was angry at him and sent the crocodile
>> Anonymous
>>219701
God has gotten lame these days. Back in the Old Testament times he would have sent a croc that would have ripped the guy into pieces, and then proceeded to hunt down and kill his family and pets.
>> Anonymous
>>219721
Real god would have sent his Star-spawn.
>> Anonymous
>>219721
>>219744
Pfah. The _old_ God would've sent a fricking pillar of flame right down on the entire fucking city the guy lived in, and turned anyone within viewing range of the pillar inside out or just insane.
>> Anonymous
"No, you idiot... to recreate the Jonah story you use a *whale*"
>> Anonymous
>>219902
I don't think Yahweh used to do insanity. He pretty much just burned people alive or smote them with lighting, or had them fall into cracks in the ground or gave them horrible agonizing plagues. Oh, and once he had two bears eat 42 small kids for making fun of a prophet. That was hardcore.

Anyhow, proof positive that he's getting way too soft these days.
>> Anonymous
If you look very closely, you can see a trail of piss dripping from his shorts.

> I didn't realise that crocs were so aggressive.

LOLWUT