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Anonymous
Okay /an/

Theres a sheep in my front yard.
What the fuck?
Yesterday at around 8pm, I got home and found a sheep in my front yard.
So I led it down the road 2 miles to where it might have came from.
I got up today and it was back in my front yard, so after about half an hour I chased it down the road, it went a different way then before...
What if it comes back tomorrow? What should I do?

pic related as it is of the sheep
>> Anonymous
http://www.graigfarm.co.uk/welsh_mountain_mutton_recipes.html
>> TheDude
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I think the pic explains it quite well. I guarantee it wont come bac
>> Anonymous
OP here. I'd prefer not to kill it.
>> Anonymous
Shear it and make the wool into a wonderfully cozy sweater! Or maybe a blanket!
>> Anonymous
>>204794

Not enough wool, it looks like its been sheared recently.
>> Anonymous
OP here, I have two goats around the back of my house in a field. Both male (they're fixed though). Could this be why it is coming over? Although it just stays in my front yard and eats my lawn... doesn't go around to the goat field...
>> Anonymous
Call around and see if anyone's missing a sheep. It's a tad unusual for a sheep to wonder off by itself, they feel much safer with the flock. But who knows, they're also incredibly dumb.
>> Anonymous
>>204803

Yeah, I was wondering why the fuck there was only one too. I was actually expecting to see like 4 other sheep in my yard when I saw it...
>> Anonymous
There is a chicken or two that come into my yard (I live in the city), sometimes they get in the bird seed but they don't do any real harm so I just leave them alone. Dog/cats just ignore them too. Rebel sheep probably thinks your grass is greener, if you don't mind him lounging around, you don't need to do anything.

In most US states you could get a free ad in the paper saying 'found: sheep' and if no one calls in 30 days, he's yours.
>> Anonymous
>>204806

But I don't want a sheep, and I live in Canada.
>> Anonymous
you sholud keep it a free sheap is a good thing
>> Anonymous
>>204813

Where would I keep it? Would it get along with goats? And I don't really like sheep.
Hopefully it doesn't come back tomorrow...
>> Anonymous
So Angus and McTavish are sitting around in the pub. Angus takes a long pull at his drink, looks out the door and says "Angus, you see that bridge out there."

"Aye Angus, I do"

"S'a goood Bridge. Built it with me bare hands I did. But do they call me angus the bridge builder?"

"No angus they don't" he says sympathetically.

"And ya see that roof on the school. S' a good rooooof, took me a month, with me bare hands." He takes a pull again. "But do they call em Angus the Roof Maker?"

"No angus they don't"

Angus takes another deeeeep pull at his beer, his face going red.

"But you fuck ONE Sheep . . .!!!!"
>> Anonymous
New Zealand: a man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his Landrover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Landrover again. He drives them out to the woods, has sex with each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.” No," she says, "they're all in the Landrover and one of them is beeping the horn."
>> Anonymous
>>204837

sheep get along very well with goats, and will follow goats around. It's common for a large flock of sheep to have a few goats for herding purposes.
>> Anonymous
>>204813
but it is delicious goat you must... keep it
>> Anonymous
Accept your new sheepy overloard.
>> Anonymous
Crivens, a ship!

Keep it, you won't need to mow your lawn yourself anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>204922

I already have goats for mowing the lawn.
>> Anonymous
>>204918

Never!
>> Anonymous
If the sheep is just idling around and not posing danger to life or property why not just leave it there?
>> Anonymous
>>204992

Would you want some random, big sheep in your front lawn?
>> Anonymous
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Problem solved.
>> Anonymous
>>204994
The only animal I mind is the one that takes money out of my wallet.
>> Anonymous
>>204998

So you don't mind some random sheep shitting on your lawn?
>> Anonymous
>>204887
I agree. Put it with the goats. A few years ago, I used to see some mixed flocks of sheep and goats on the way to school.
>> Anonymous
I'd put it with the goats, it looks cute.
>> Anonymous
>>204773

Sheep are like furry goats, just keep it faggot.
>> Anonymous
I don't see the problem here. Sheep and goats are pretty much the same thing. Either figure out who it belongs to or keep it.
>> Anonymous
free sheep, free dnner, what's the problem?
>> Anonymous
OP here, it didn't come back today.
>> Anonymous
>>205167

Go find it and steal it back then.
>> Anonymous
id say make it into dinner and a sweater
>> Anonymous
>>205167

Too bad, no sheep for you.
>> Anonymous
>>205272

Didn't I already say it looked like it had been sheered somewhat recently? Or are you talking about using the leather and everything how it is?