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ITT, sloths. The winnerest animal of them all.
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They look so adorable...but in a really strange way.
>> Anonymous
Yesss!!
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>>140145
Their faces are almost like primates.
>> Anonymous
OP reminds me of fat bear creature.
>> That Gomez
I've always heard these guys can grow moss on them, but I've never actually seen photographic proof. anyone?
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>>140296
Apparently specific bacteria makes their hair green sometimes.
>> 2ndTry
so cute!
>> Anonymous
Their faces are inhumanly human.
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>>140312
agreed
>> Anonymous
Look at those fucking claws . . .
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>>140114
So cute, but damn its just gotta swing that fuckin arm and your neck is cut!
>> Anonymous
"There are two-toed and three-toed sloths, wich is determined by the front feet since all sloths have three toes on their back feet. One summer I hade the great fortune to get to study the three-toed sloth "in situ" in the jungles of Brazil. It is a most fascinating creature. It's only real characteristic is lazyness. The sloth sleeps or rests 20 hours per day. Our team of scientists tested five wild three-toed sloths sleeping habits by putting a red bowl filled with water on their heads in the early evening. Later the following morning the buckets were still there and were florishing with insects. The sloth is mostly active by the sunset, and by active I mean it in its most relaxed meaning. It moves along a tree branch in its characteristic up-side-down manner at a speed of 400 metres per hour. Down on the ground it moves to the next tree at a speed of 250 metres per second if it's motivated, wich is 440 times slower then a motivated cheetah. Unmotivated the sloth covers about four or five metres per hour.
The three toed sloth is not very well informed about the world around it. On a scale from 2 to 10 where 2 is "extraordinary slow minded" and ten is "Extremely sharp" the three toed sloth was given a 2 in it's taste-, feeling and hearingsenses and a 3 in it's smelling sense by Beebe (1926).
If you were to run into a sloth in the wild it should requiere you to gently poke it two or three times for it to wake up and look around in every direction except yours. Why it looks around is uncertain since the sloth sees as bad as Mr. Magoo. Concerning hearing it is not especially deaf, just uninterested óf sound."

A bit from the book "The tale about Pi" (?) by Yann Martel translated by me.
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>>140115

WELCOME TO SILENT HILL
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Dude, I don't think a sloth could manage to do that. They're extremely slow and docile.

Bump for moar sloths.
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>>140456

>"Down on the ground it moves to the next tree at a speed of 250 metres per second if it's motivated"

Hahaha. HOW fast?
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>>140844

This confused me too
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>>140844
if that's 440 times slower than a motivated cheetah, then a cheetah is capable of moving
110,000 meters per second (approx. mach 320)
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>>140872
Hoe-lee shit...
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>>140844
>>140872

Sorry, stupid error in the translation by me. ;P
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I love sloths because they always appear to have an adorable smile.
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>>141041
You have forever ingrained into my brain sloths which can go fast enough to beat the Earth's Escape Velocity.

Sloths... IN SPACE!
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>>141067
Oh, all the mental images... :D
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slow sloth is slow
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>>141067
haha
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frosted butts
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In b4
"AMIDOINITRITE"
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SLOTHS TILL THE DAY I DIE
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OH DEAR GOD
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I'm still sucking air. We're taking this bitch to the post limit.
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Feel so happy since I met that girl
When we're making love
It's something out of this world
Feels so good to know that she's all mine
Gonna post some sloths 'til the end of time
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>>141296
In before roadkill!
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>>141288
slothclose.jpg?
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>>140456
How DO they survive? Why haven't they gone extinct yet?

No predators?
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>>141539

Their claws are quite fearsome, and they're actually not as slow as we think they are. Predators only target the babies.
>> they are also.... blarg
the one animal on the planet that no amount of seasing or suces will ever make em taste good, also you can get a brain parasite from eating em even after theyve been cooked lol
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>>141539
Their only real predators are jaguars and eagles...and since they smell like jungle shit up in thin tree branches and barely move and are camo then that fucks a jag, and since they barely move that fucks an eagle, L2Bio
>> Anonymous
i wish i was a sloth
>> Anonymous
OMG James is on 4chan again....
>> Anonymous
>>140872

That's about one third the speed of light.