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Anonymous
FUCK
I was clipping my fingernails. I look up and I saw something near my face. It was like something got caught in my hair.
After a second or two, I realized it was a fucking spider literally dangling about 3 inches from my face. It was dangling straight down from the ceiling. Why the fuck would a spider come all the way down from the ceiling seemingly to purposely dangle inches from my face?
I jumped away from it and it crawled all the way up to the ceiling again. I got out a book and squished it.
It wasn't a tiny one either, it was like 2 inches across.
>> Anonymous
Spider was already dangling
you came along and sat infront of it
>> Anonymous
Little Miss Muffet...
>> Anonymous
it had no friiends and was suicidal
>> Anonymous !Qo.PedoTag
Fuck you OP, you just made me check my ceiling.
>> Anonymous
I've had a quite a few spiders in my hair, from either brushing up against their webs or yes, having them drop down from the ceiling for a visit. So long as they're not huge and/or deadly poisonous I tend to worry about it. OP, stop being such a friggin' girl.
>> Anonymous
fuck, u killed spiderman dude
>> Anonymous
he was probably wondering why you were clipping your nails like a woman
>> Anonymous
>>309435
Real men let them get really long and nasty and break off or chew them compulsively?
>> Anonymous
>>309441

real men dont even have nails
>> Anonymous
spiders ALWAYS get near to faces. I don't fucking know why. It's like they have fun to scare the shit out of people.
>> Anonymous
Fuck, OP. Same exact thing happened to me yesterday! I moved it outside, and made sure that it was fine...

Then I realized that if it was trying to give me spider powers, I just threw away the best thing that ever happened to me... Dammit Straczinski. We were led to believe that it was the radioactivity all along, but it was really just the spider. IT WAS JUST THE SPIDER!
>> Anonymous
OP, I walked out the front door of my condo and DIRECTLY INTO A FUCKING SPIDER WEB. The damn spider thought it'd be a good idea to trap me inside my house overnight by spinning a web that covered the entrance. COVERED THE ENTRANCE.

That was 5 hours ago, and I'm still fucked up about that. D:
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>308743
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.
>> Anonymous
Had the same experience myself one time. Sitting in a chair, watching a movie in a dark room. The little fucker decided to make a strand down from the ceiling right into my lap.
>> Kaptain LokI
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I have a thick beard, and one time I woke up with a spider web in my beard and I was all like wtf? I don't think I ever found the spider either.
>> spiderman !!SsRNV3jTiv8
>>308743
Pansy. :P