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Anonymous
Let her keep doing it for several months. Every time you see her, make polite conversation so she feels welcome to let her dog plant one on your yard. Maybe mention to her it helps the grass grow or some bull. Each time, wait until she's out of site. Collect the dog turd in a jar and store it somewhere you don't need to go very often (for the smell and such). If he doesn't crap on your lawn enough, you might want to collect it from other dogs as well, though it might be a little weird to go up to a stranger and offer to clean up after their dog.
Once you have a big enough collection, you and maybe some friends wait outside her house, inconspicuously, until she leaves to walk her dog again. Now here you have a lot of choices. You could simply throw all the turds onto her lawn, paint her house with them, fill her car with them, whatever. It's really up to you. Hopefully, with you two being on good terms, and considering she's almost definitely let her dog crap on many other people's lawns, she won't think of you and you'll get off scott free.
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