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Anonymous
Guys I think something is wrong with my cat. It's like 3:30 am so I can't really call anyone right now but you.

Earlier today I was making a sandwich when I heard my cat growling really loudly all the way inside, it was coming from under our deck. I tried to coax him out but I assume he left, as I didn't hear any other growling.

Fast forward to right fucking now, my cat is outside my door right now sitting on a blanket, just... growling. To himself. There's nothing else down here in the basement but me, in my room, behind a closed door. I didn't even know what strange noise I was hearing until I looked to see what the fuck it was.

So my cat is sitting upright on this bunched up blanket, he looks fine I guess, and even though he lets me touch him and he smells my hand he is growling, so I assume it's not at me, I'm terrified that he's injured somehow. Just like last time, after I went out and petted his head he stopped growling, but now he's started again. It's sharp and sudden like something invisible keeps poking him every so often.

what the fuck is happening??

pic semi related; not my cat but looks quite like him.
>> Anonymous
Sounds like you've got a ghost.
>> Anonymous
>>289257
a serious answer would be pretty cool
>> Arutima
>>289257


this
>> Anonymous
Sounds like your cat is into death metal.
Maybe he wants to become a lead singer and a big
star sometime.
Start a garage band and hand your cat the mic,
great success is deemed to follow.
>> Anonymous
Uhm, have you examined your cat carefully? Maybe it stepped on broken glass or got a tick.
>> Anonymous
>>289261
Or maybe, just maybe.
He dreams about becoming a growling death-metal singer.
>> Anonymous
Maybe something's hurting him inside. His way of moaning. Not sure. Get him checked out.
Is he looking at or watching anything while doing this?
>> Anonymous
>>289256

Vet, ASAP, OP.

One of my cats had renal failure, and toward the end of her life she would sit there growling and not moving.

I hope you have a ghost. ;_;
>> Anonymous
How low is the growling? If it's not very low, he might be trying to sing in a more Black Metal style. If this is the case, you should be careful, because he might be an arsonist and a white supremacist.
>> M-K
Dude, My cat does that type of thing all of the time, cept' when we goto pet her she attacks us... The only thing that calms her down is a nice full belly and some cold milk... also lying on my bed with me at night to goto sleep. Basically dote on the cat constantly, also goto the vet!
>> Anonymous
are there windows? maybe somthing is running around outside your house. peeping tom? ghost?

peeping ghost?

try turning her. if she turns to the same direction and growls or is following somthign with her ears u gots a 3rd party

if not it might be internal. constipation?
>> Anonymous
Your cat is in heat, you must masturbate it, refer to google for instructions.