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Cactus i has a spoon
Hey guys, I just purchased a cactus. Now I need a name for it. Any suggestions? Also, any tips for keeping it alive?
>> Anonymous
Name it Biscuit, fatty.
>> i has a spoon
ignore the hideous OP to the right
>> i has a spoon
>>214033
nah, i was thinking more along the lines of a regular person name
>> Anonymous
how about marcus?
>> coolguy
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i named mine rutherford henry t. coolcactus

Bo7
>> Anonymous
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in OP it looks like it's waving. maybe Jack Handey Jr.
>> Anonymous
I dunno, I name my cacti based on what they look like. I have a hairy cactus called Einstein and a tentacly one called Shub-Niggurath, but... I have no idea what your cactus should be named. Can't think of anybody appropriately flat.
>> Anonymous
maverick.

It seems so lonely.
>> Anonymous
>>214035
>>214036
>>214037
>>214049
>>214050
>>214052
Wrong. It's name is Biscuit.
>> i has a spoon
>>214053
wrong, I'm not naming it biscuit
>> i has a spoon
>>214056
i'm treating this little guy with dignity, and biscuit isn't a dignified name
>> Anonymous
>>214056
>>214057
Lurk moar. Everyone knows that anything op asks name suggestions for is named Biscuit from then on.
>> i has a spoon
>>214060
oh, sry. i don't usually come here
>> Anonymous
>>214061
Well now you know and that's why your cactus' name is now Biscuit.
>> Anonymous
Be sure to give him plenty of water. And he should be called Nyarlathotep.
>> i has a spoon
I still would prefer a human name, I'm leaning towards Winston
>> Anonymous
>I still would prefer a good name, I'm leaning towards Biscuit.

Fixed, fatty.
>> Anonymous
you are
1. fat
2. ugly

keep your hideous form contained to your bedroom and never put your picture online again, tubbs.
>> Anonymous
call it Sepository
>> Anonymous
Call it Richard, or Dick for short.
>> Anonymous
>>214075
gb2/b/
>> Anonymous
name it after the Cactus from Mario
wtv the fuck they are called
>> Anonymous
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>>214085
Pokey
>> i has a spoon
i think i'm gonna go with winston
>> coolguy
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>>214099
excellent choice!!
>> Anonymous
neaaah, it's name is Biscuit
>> Anonymous
cactus tan
>> Anonymous
Clive the cactus :)
>> Anonymous
i had one of those fuckers die on me
>> Anonymous
try not to be less nurturing than a desert.
>> Anonymous
holy shit

you're hideous
>> Anonymous
OP is fat, a camwhore, hitting puberty, and has gay hair and so much flab on his face that he can't open his mouth any wider than in the image.
Want to keep the cactus alive? Be sure not to accidently eat it fatty.
>> Anonymous
>>214033
>>214034
>>214073
>>214075
>>214321
>>214331

I dare -ANY- of you to post your pictures. You're dumbfucks. It may not have been wise for OP to post his picture on 4chan, but you guys have no right to say shit, since you're all probably fat fucks yourselves that live in your mother's basement.

Go die. All of you.

Insecure bastards.
>> Anonymous
>>214347
Even if we are all fat and ugly, we're still better than OP because we're doing the world a favor and not showing it off for no good reason.
>> Anonymous
>>214032
>>214347

Same fag
>> Anonymous
>>214399

Because, obviously, if I defend him and don't call him horrible names, then I MUST BE HIM.

Dumbass.
>> Anonymous
B.I.S.C.V.J.T.

PROTIP: Do not drench the pot like you do for orchids, instead get a spray bottle and mist it lightly if you feel the urge to water it every day.
>> Anonymous
Well, I was gonna ask what the fuck kind of retard names a cactus, but I can see that plainly for myself.
>> Anonymous
unfortunate cactus of douchenozzle
>> Anonymous
i like ur plant on the windowsill but that is one fucking ugly cactus to the right
>> Anonymous
Wait op's a guy? I thought that was a really ugly girl. Turns out he's a really ugly guy that looks like a really ugly girl I guess.
>> Anonymous
>>214450

Depends what kind of cactus, I had a prickly pear and I had a reseveoir of water underneath the pot (water started at about 2.5 cm depth beneath the pot) and i filled this up and gave the pot a damn good drenching when the cactus had used up a good deal of it's water stores and was looking a little deflated.

This simulated the conditions it would get in the wild (several weeks of drought then a brief but torrential downpour) and the catus thrived growing larger and budding almost every time it was watered.

Then I had to go to university so i had my dad and stepmother looking after it, which they did in a half arsed manner and it died.