my fuckin cat keeps trying to frontim just sitting there, playin gta4 on my hdtv when my cat jumps on the couch i try to pet him and he starts attacking me im like ''EYYYYYYYYYY WHAT THA FUCK'' and he walks towards me with that ''im gonna kill you nigga'' face i was fucking scared so i get off the couch and the cat starts hissing HHHHHHHHHHH and i back off more and then he goes back to normal mode and sits on my couch, all proud and shitmy cat just dominated me, he attacks me whenever i wanna go back on the couchim about to fucking shoot dat punk ass bitchhe's still there as i'm writing this
Grab him by the scruff and toss him in a wall. He'll be fine.
dominate him back
Punch him in the balls.
PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKING BALLS.
ffaiill
PUNCH HIM IN THE BAAAAAAALLS
Your fist, his ballsNOW!
>>281429>>281440>>281570>>281592I hate how funny this is >.>