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Isopods Anonymous
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Is it true that you can keep Isopods as domestic pets?
>> FatOldBenzGuy
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sure, just search your garden.
>> Anonymous
sure.
The scariest motherfuckin domestic pet ever.
>> Anonymous
>>65761

SHIT!
Is that thing for real?!
I've never seen one of those. =O
>> Anonymous
>>65779

damn...
I just wiki'd it...sonofabitch!
that thing is sooo cool!
d00d if i could get my mits on one I'd make it a pet.
>> Anonymous
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod
>> Anonymous
>>65777

Well yeah I mean come on that'd be fucking sweet right
>> Anonymous
yeah, but where to get these Giant Isopods anyway. They say they live some 550 feet underwater. And I don't think you'll be finding one at the nearest pet store anytime soon...

DAMN YOU PETCO!
>> Anonymous
They live on land as well though, right?
>> Anonymous
>>65761
Just get some woodlice. Keep them in a jar with leaf litter. Keep vaguely moist.

Bingo, pet isopods.
>> Anonymous
BUT I WANNA ISOPOD NOT STUPID LICE
>> Anonymous
Think of it as a miniature giant space Isopod.
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
>>65815
GO FOR THE EYES, ISOPOD! GO FOR THE EYES!!
>> Anonymous
Wow, look at the time. I didn't realize it's been a whole week since the last giant isopod thread. Jesus!
>> Anonymous
Are there Isopod shuffles?
>> Anonymous
>>65815
>>65836

OH U
>> Anonymous
>>65796
How long can you hold your breath?
>> Dietrich !AHe2Hi.57.
Actually there's these one giant crab things that are the largest land dwelling isopods. coconut crabs or some shit..somebody around here should know what I'm talking about..
>> Anonymous
>>65855
I do.
>> Anonymous
Coconut crabs are the largest terrestrial crustacean. Decapods and Isopods are both crustaceans, though.
>> Anonymous
not as creepy as centipedes.
>> rofl
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Giant crustaceans ftw
>> Gilliam !NEKOfiShIY
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>>65836
sorry, only iSOPOD video.
isopod shuffle is in your back yard, but so small you cant fit your headphones nor songs on it.
>> Anonymous
>>65781
I want one for my yard. To scare the neighbors. :)
>> GSX
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>>65855
Coconut Crabs will rape you and kill your family, scientific fact.
>> Anonymous
....Massive damage....
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>65761
Yellow Crazy ants can hit the Coconut crab's weak point for massive damage.
>> Anonymous
>>65855

Pics or they dont exist
>> Anonymous
>>65779

HOLY SHIT.

I saw one of these about seven years ago at the University of New England in Maine. It was in an elevator. There were other students near me, they were in the campus bookstore to my left, but no one else saw this.

I opened the elevator doors and I saw this thing I thought was some kind of evil mutant demon insect thing! I was so stunned, that it scuttled down the crack in the door and down the elevator shaft before I could try to kill it.

God damn, the thing haunted me for years, I thought it was a mind control alien, or like something from WhiteWolf!

And randomly here on 4chan I see a picture of it!

THANK YOU 4CHAN.


>> Anonymous
The possibilities of keeping an Isopod for a pet...
>> Anonymous
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>>65855
Coconut crabs aren't isopods. They do liek coconut, though.
>> Anonymous
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If you want a pet coconut crab, keep in mind that they love to give people "titty twisters."
>> Anonymous
there are lots of isopods on youtube, check it up.
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Giant_isopod#run_for_your_lives
>> Anonymous
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Bow down to your new masters.
>> Anonymous
what's the name of that creature that looks a mix of isopod and shrimp?
>> Anonymous
>>66265
mantis shrimp.
mantis shrimp > isopod
>> Anonymous
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Mantis shrimp will chop off your cock.
>> Anonymous
MANTIS' SHRIMPS SUCK

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ISOPODS
>> Anonymous
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MUST ABSORB NUTRIENTS.
>> Anonymous
>>66342
>MUST ABSORB DELICIOUS CHEESYNESS.
fix'd.
>> UIHGijhre uiahg
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I really heart the cock/
>> Anonymous
Do isopods = sand crabs?