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Tapirs Anonymous
Tapirs, anyone?
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The little ones are stripey.
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There are four different kinds of tapir.
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Tapirs often live in dry forests, but those with access to water swim well.
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Tapirs have been around for 50 million years, a long time in mammal terms, but all four species are now endangered to some extent.
>> Anonymous
The tapir has one of the longest penis to body size ratios of any animal. The specimen of tapir believed to have the longest penis ever observed is currently on display at the Königsberg Zoo in Deutschland.
>> Anonymous
Ah no wonder they resemble those ancient animals
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>>89193
>is currently on display

wait what.
i'm assuming its floating in a jar. curious on how long it is.
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Baby tapirs are very cute.
>> Anonymous
>>89220

No. See, the *specimen* (i.e. living, breathing tapir) is on display at that zoo. The penis it carries with it is not always on display, only at...ahem..."special occasions".
>> Anonymous
Lol, dongs.
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Y HALO THAR!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Tapirs FTW

>>89193
Now, I'm a morbid sort of fellow, and I'm curious:
Do they jerk off ALL the animals coming (hurf burf) to the zoo to see if they have longer penises than the ones the zoo owned previously? Is there some database where they enter this in, to compare animals at other zoos?

Also, when you said "on display" I thought "Boy it must suck to be him when it gets cold. I hope the ground in his pen isn't rocky"
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>>89324
lol $200 and they'll jack off the tapir so you can see its penis
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Mushroom dick.
>> MORE YIFF Jana Fox
the tapir has the biggest penis to body ratio than any creatur in the wold the tapir has a bigger doodle then you the tapir is better than you
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Typical. I go away for a day and my perfectly respectable tapir thread has degenerated into a penor gigglefest. Only on 4chan.

>>89479
I must admit though, that's pretty spectacular.
>> Anonymous
>>89324

I don't think that zoos do it but I'm sure there are some sort of scientists specializing in tapirs and I guess they just went from zoo to zoo and... measured them?

"So, what do you do for a living?"
"Well, currently I'm researching tapir penis."
"......gotta go."
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>>89501

at least your thread is still on the first page because of that
>> Anonymous
>>89479
what the fuck. female tapirs but have huge gaping vaginas.

is there really a need for such a penis?
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>>89184
Haha, reminded me of this
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>>89479

so basically tapirs have stingrays for penises