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This Capybara looks angry because it just learned that it's classified as a fish by the catholic church.
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This sea turtle doesn't give a crap: it's been fish according to the Catholic Church for years now.
>> Anonymous
I never read catholic classifieds.
>> Anonymous
>>162438

Why would you? The hookers on their personals are really bland.
>> Anonymous
Capibara were overpopulated in New Orleans and the local cops would drive around in trucks at night picking them off with .22 rifles. (As an official assignment, not as a cruel hobby.)
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>>162515
Capybara is a racial slur against black people.
>> Anonymous
>>162515
Nutria, fuckwit.
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>>162551
Thanks, asshole.
>> Anonymous
Beaver is also fish, according to the catholic church.
>> Anonymous
Do they make good pets? If yes where can you get one?
>> Anonymous
Apparently they only keep it that way so that they can eat it during Lent
>> Anonymous
>>162428
What>>162732said. Basically South Americans liked the meat so much, the Catholic church called it a fish so they don't piss them off, and never reversed the decision. The Roman Catholic church supports evolution, even.
>> Anonymous
>>162739

And the same with the damn sea turtles and other random creatures. It's really retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>162750
RELIGION LOL!
>> Anonymous
it's not only for lent, they're not supposed to eat meat on fridays, but fish is ok, qnd since things like beaver, capybara, turtle spend a lot of time in the water, they got a loophole assigned to them.
>> Anonymous
Christianity has been adopting local pagan customs since the beginning. Christmas was originally Saturnalia, worship of the Sun god, reborn on the solstice. At the beginning, Christianity had to compete with a few dozen other religions. Christianity won by *adopting local customs, *not requiring money up front like the others did, *making the rules clear enough for any simpleton [The Ten Commandments], and *some really hardworking traveling preachers.