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>> FatOldBenzGuy
when the hell does one ever encounter a drowning cat?
>> Anonymous
>>68030

in the water.
>> Anonymous
>>68036

Thread over.
>> Anonymous
I actually have that book, its pretty old. doesn't even have munchkin cats in it.
>> Anonymous
seriously, either you wanna drown the kittens or you don't! fucken indecisive people!!!
>> Anonymous
Could you do the same thing if you encounter a small child who has drowned?
>> Anonymous
>>68056

You could, although I've found that it's best to do this before drowning them.
>> Anonymous
>>68056

I recommend doing this while the kid's parents are watching your heroic attempts.
>> FatOldBenzGuy
this thread made me laugh.
>> Anonymous
Remember a tight grip on the subject is important!!!
>> Anonymous
SPANK THE CAT

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h6a8T5Z5wkk
>> Anonymous
THIS THREAD IS MADE OF LOLZ!
>> Anonymous
.....and then let go
>> Anonymous
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you make kitty dizzy
>> Anonymous
If it was constipated could you hold the head and swing it that way? Would this assist the cat in having a bowel movement?
>> FatOldBenzGuy
That's the way to kill make a chicken go unconsciousness before chopping off the head.
Grab it by the feet and whirl it around.
>> Anonymous
>>68256

Why would anyone do that? That'd ruin all the fun of having a headless chicken run around in circles while cheerfully gushing arterial spray.
>> FatOldBenzGuy
>>68259
they still do that.
>> Anonymous
>>68260

OK, now I *really* don't get why anyone would make them lose consciousness first.
>> FatOldBenzGuy
>>68267
It's fun to whirl 'em around.
>> Anonymous
>>68260
Probably some sort of thing to make themselves feel like they didn't make the chicken hurt when they did it.
>> Anonymous
The whirling around is probably scarier for the chicken then a quick chop through the neck. Oh well.
>> Anonymous
>>68274
chickenz got tiny brainz so they prolly dont feel fear!
>> Anonymous
>>68426
im pretty sure fear is the most basic emotion
>> Anonymous
Personally I like it when the chickens fear me before I ring their neck. It makes me feel like more of a man
>> Anonymous
>>68461

you don't know the first thing about slaughtering animals. enjoy your soy steaks.
>> Anonymous
>>68494

68461 here. My real name is Sark Azm, have we ever met?
>> Anonymous
>>68497
That's an unusual name. Where are you from?
>> Anonymous
KOREA EAT CAT