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Anonymous
Heard an awful noise outside my window two nights ago and found my cat on the roof with a limp. I thought she might have made the noise but I wasn't sure and after some time in the lab I've concluded it was a badger.

It sounded like this - http://www.wildcru.org/research/ecol/sounds/snarl.wav

How do I find this thing and kill it?
>> Anonymous
bacon and fire
>> Anonymous
that sounds like a small bear, a raccoon,or any list of wild animal.

depending upon where you are badgers may be protected. and unless its actually doing somthing destructive, there probably isnt any reason to kill it.
>> Anonymous
It isn't a badger. It is the Caniformia-Necro-Singultus. Also known as the Bringer Of Death. I suggest you call an exterminator immediately to get your house gassed. These creatures are very vicious and YOUR CAT WILL GET EATEN BY IT IF YOU DON'T ACT SOON!
>> Anonymous
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
>> Anonymous
>>290928

That really doesn't matter. The most important thing to do is trap it in OP's basement and kill it with fire.
>> Anonymous
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
>> Anonymous
after some time in the lab? wtf seriously?
>> Anonymous
A SAKE A SNAKE! SNAKE! OOOOH IT'S A SNAKE!
>> Anonymous
why do you have to kill it? If you see again call animal control quit being a jerk and acting like your a caveman