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Hai /b/. This isn't a copypasta, so dont expect any fapworthy stories.

Was browsing through my Geography teacher's links, and I found this page called "Soda vs. Pop".

I'm like, "whatever..."

I click it, and its a site that displays statistics about who calls soft drinks what, some of the popular choices are "soda", "pop", and "coke".

But then there's "other", and I wanted to see what it could POSSIBLY be called other than the previously said names. http://popvssoda.com:2998/stats/TOTAL.html

Yup, coming in at #2, is 4chan.org.

#3? "/b/ rules all!".

So I'm thinking, "holy shit, rules 1 and 2! And if I could get to 4chan just like that, imagine the raid of stupid newfag highschoolers that'll start pouring in!"
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OP here.

So then he reports to the school that I visited 4chan or something (at least, I'm guessing). Ok, great...

Then I got pulled out of class two days ago, by an administrator and a police officer, "holy fuck..." They ask to see my backpack, and as the officer searches through my pack I'm staring at the bitch in front of me questioning me about 4chan. "Have you heard of it?" "You haven't visited it before?" "Do you know what it is?" "Have you ever been involved in domestic terrorist activities?".

At this point, its been 5 minutes of questioning and I wanted to slap the bitch and yell out "LULZ IS A CORRUPTION OF LOL BITCH."
>> Anonymous
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OP here, need some cats.
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>> Anonymous
EPIC THREAD KEEP IT ALIVE
>> SAGE
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NO U
>> Anonymous
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its CATURDAY! POST SOME FUCKING CATS!