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Anonymous
I found this in my garden today.

...Is it edible? o.o
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>126414
I am trying really hard not to make a penis joke, here, but.. give it to your mother, she'll know what to do with it.
>> Anonymous
I lol'd hard
>> Anonymous
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>>126420
even moar penis jokes!
>> Anonymous
>>126420
would've been funnier without the first part.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
To be honest, I wasn't thinking of the "give it to your mother" etc as a masturbation joke, until after I had hit submit, I meant it as genuine advice, as often mothers know how to cook cucumbers and whatnot. I suppose that in itself is indicative of a masturbation joke, and makes one imagine eating something that.. Lets end this thought, shall we?

Holy fuck, look at the size of that thing compared to the soda can!
>> Anonymous
holy fuck, this thread = win. Totally screencapping this!!

I'm laughing so hard I can hardly breathe!
>> Anonymous
nature's hidden message
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>126431
Nature is overcompensating, eh?
>> That Gomez
>>126434
for what? Nature MADE that monster! no compensation there!
>> Anonymous
>>126420
OP here; I tried to give it to my mother. She instantly called it 'too far past its age to be tender or good'.

I believe it's actually an overgrown zucchini. What should I do with it now? Can I dry it out for decoration? Feed it to my guinea pigs?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>126469
Apparently your mother is some kind of produce paedophile.
>> Anonymous
Give it to your gf with the message "For when I'm not around"
>> Anonymous
>>126469
>She instantly called it 'too far past its age to be tender or good'.
OP, why are you making this so easy?
>> Anonymous
LOL DUDE CHECK THE YOUTUBE VIDEO!! ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS. LOL 4CHAN FTW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY
>> Anonymous
holy shit thats a big catepillar you got there!
>> Anonymous
One time at my old house when I was about 7 there was a patch of wild Squash growing in an abandoned lot by the edge of the side walk. I always wanted to pick it and eat it but my mother wouldn't hear it.
>> undiente
Probably you should also plant other kind of vegetables in your garden

It feels so lonely T_T
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>126539
Was she deaf? Seriously, don't eat things you find on the ground unless you saw someone put it there and you trust that person. Vegetables still on the vine do not count for the five second rule.
I have a couple honeydew growing in my yard at the moment that I didn't realize were there until a few days ago. I intend to eat them, but only because I know how freaking awesome my soil is, and that it will be delicious. I got strawberries to grow once.. those were the absolute sweetest, most delicious things I have ever tasted.
>> Anonymous
>>126660
I also have a cucumber vine and a blueberry bush in the garden... Those haven't turned out monster produce like the stray zucchini plant.

My dad cultivates the other half of the garden and he's growing tons of illegally imported Chinese vegetables. I swear, one of these days, he'll unintentionally unleash some new kudzu in the States.