YOU GONNA GET RAPED.
holy fucking cassowary
Those things can kick your guts out, literally.
velociraptors evolved into this, I swear. Evil killer birds.
Y HALO THAR
Those things scared even Steve Irwin. I can't say I blamed him.
I've actually had nightmares about being attacked by cassowaries. Which is weird since I live on the other side of the world from where these things are found.
>>185294
>>184964What, it's just a big turkey.
>>185425a turkey that can kill you with one kick.
Requesting that picture of a cassowary flying through the air with it's claw extended, while a poor dude tries to block it with a wooden board.
sounds lol, need that picture.
>>185341Where do they live? Tell me they don't live in the western part of Europe, namely Holland, Germany, Belgium and the surrounding countries, pleae T_T
awesome>>185448
>>185698They are found only in the rainforests of Queensland, Australia. And in zoos and bird parks of course. I have a picture of me next to one (theres a fence in between us). They aren't very big but they have a nasty kick. Can't find the picture though :(
>>185702Well, I'm whiping Australia off of my list off Possible Places To Move To.
>>185698>>185702They can also be found in New Guinea. Assuming that you for some unknown reason happen to be in a forest in New Guinea.
>>185705Aaaaand there goes New Guinea. Where'd I put that eraser...
The Emu owns the Cassowary anyday.Emus can sprint in excess of 50 km/h (30 mph.
>>185711But do they kill you with one kick?
>>185713I just got kicked by one the other day.I did not die.
>>185714Foul lies.
>>185714So, the emu remains inferior to the cassowary.
YOU GONNA GET EVISCERATED
>>185717And Cassowary is inferior to the Moa.
>>185733Moa is inferior to extinction.
>>185716More like FOWL lies, amirite?