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Hey /an/,
I'm aware that this might be completely irrelevant, but I've been dying to know.

How does /an/ pick up attractive women?

Do some of you walk your dogs purposely through crowded parks as a conversation-starter, or do some of you follow sexual selection and just wear the craziest stuff you can find to stand out?

Let's hear it, I need advice!
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>>333392
That's not a real big problem for me--if I want an attractive female, I just turn into an attractive female!
>> Anonymous
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>>333392
It's all about your moves, man. Just jump on the dance floor.
>> Anonymous
>>333399
Only boobies on /an/.
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I just throw out my golden-red feathers, shake them, clap my wings over my back and call vigorously. Seems to work.
>> Anonymous
Whataever everyone else is doing. If it works for them It's gonna work for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs&feature=related
>> Anonymous
>>333478
Well, I'm horny now.
>> Anonymous
It's easy OP, all i have to do is collect some blue colored stuff. Pile or decorate them around my nest and suddenly, a hot chick shows up. It's that simple!!
>> Anonymous
To hook up with hot women I drink lots of vodka. Party skanks aren't all that fun to hang out with during the day though. It's torture watching them text and shop and gossip.

Personally I prefer the smart cool girls over the hot ones. So long as they aren't obese. But girls like that are way harder to find.
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You probably shouldn't take my advice, OP. For some reason, all of the chicks that I manage to score end up having dicks.
>> Anonymous
Not sure if this is relevent or not, but there was this girl who moved next to my house. I wanted to get to know her for some time and so i came up with the idea of sneaking my cat into her house. I didnt know she had a puppy.
To cut the story short, after i threw my cat through the window, the puppy chased the cat and messed up the house. By the time she came back to let me get my cat, the house was a mess. I think she still hates me.
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Take tegu into park on a leash. Engage in extended conversations with a variety of people, women included.
>> Anonymous
>>333549
That sound irresponsible, but probably true. So long as it isn't a park frequented by mexicans or blacks.
>> Anonymous
There was this guy who used to walk up and down the beach in Santa Barbara with a huge iguana on his shoulder. Thinking about it now he must have got tons of pussy. He got stopped by people constantly including a lot of hot women.
>> Anonymous
>>333549
that chick looks like she's holding it just to be cool
>> Anonymous
That girl is wearing a Green Peace shirt.

Which means she's a crazy radical liberal.

Which means you should have sex with her. Anally. She's into that.

Then run. She will ruin your life.
>> Anonymous
>>333574
Sounds about right. You should place more emphasis on the CRAZY!!! though. Looks like the type that would wind up cheating on you with her old gray bearded professor or getting into a black guy gang bang. Or perhaps threatening to commit suicide all the time if you ever left her and getting all super controlling.
>> Anonymous
Dogs are like pussymagnets when they're young. Then they don't look like puppies anymore and only old ladies seem to adore them. God damnit dog, get cute again.
>> Anonymous
I grew myself a fat old beard. It awakens the stroking instinct, apparently. (also the grabbing and pulling instinct in some, though fortunately a minority.)
>> Anonymous
>>333598
You're a creepy son of a bitch.


Although now I wonder if this is true.
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>>333392
Pick up? Attract? I'm sorry I can't comment on those tactics, but if you wanna know what works for me...

the ol' catch-and-distract-with-food-while-raping
>> Anonymous
>>333595
If you want perma-cute dog, get a shitsu. They are ultra chick magnet and one of the coolest dogs ever.