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Anonymous
ITT we post pictures of the candiru.
>> Anonymous
> ITT we post pictures of THE DREADED candiru.

FIX'D
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He looks cozy in there
>> Anonymous
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a nasty little creature with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Are these the ones that can swim up the male reproductive organ?
>> Voleta
>>48808

Seems like it would be worse for them to swim into the wimmin bits. Dunno why they wouldnt, besides maybe being more difficult. I mean, on a man, they can just cut it open, remove the fish, and sew everything back up, and leave you with an awesome scar. For women, they would have to, you know, GO IN the bits.
>> Anonymous
They are attracted to urine, mistaking it for blood. Women aparantly don't piss in rivers, go figure.
>> Anonymous
>>49037
Nah, we just don't have an exposed urethra...unfortunately your dangly bits do.
>> Hibiscus Kazeneko
Disgusting bastards, those fish.
>> Anonymous
>>49152
hey any one know of this fish /snake thing its got two lill legs up by it's head and also hase gills (yes this is real what i speak of ) its land base and water ether or but i think its mostly a water creture i think its som sort of snake not sure do post somthing
>> Anonymous
>>49171
you're either thinking of a mudskipper or a lungfish. they are both fish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudskipper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lungfish
>> Anonymous
>>49171
axolotl!!
>> ?00 !XBOXgikTFw
That's why healthy people have a foreskin to painfully pull forward and tie it close with grass.
>> Anonymous
ITT we are disillusioned by popular media. In fact, all the televised and broadcasted shit in general regarding this fish is based off of only TWO singular accounts and a few scientists (in particular a Stephen Spotte) who had formulated a hypothesis involving the urethral lodging and tried like heck to prove it, though, in fact, laboratory experiments have proved that they actually swim AWAY from urine, when possible. By the way, both accounts are under investigation, as one of them involves a doctor who was the brethren of the patient and went on the road with their story, often being paid big bucks to speak on the subject.