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This creature is vulnerable to only bullets fired from a Mateba Autorevolver, and even then only if the weapon is fired from a speeding Bugatti Veyron. Experienced hunters generally prefer to have an unopened retail box of the computer game Battletoads on the passenger seat, as it is said to enhance the experience. After it is wounded, one should sit on it until it's dead.
Cooking its flesh is generally best done in extre-virgin olive oil, by a lardass yank who's being criticized by a smelly Frenchie.
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