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Anonymous
Dear /an/,

Why is one of my turtles shitting on top of the other turtle?

The one of the top is a male, and the one on the bottom is a female. Still, I don't think this is common behavior.
>> Anonymous
its called "A fetish"
>> Anonymous
Looks like a nice place to keep your turtles...
>> Anonymous
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>>95166
It is actually a good place for my turtles.
>> Anonymous
>>95183
well, I guess I have to agree with you.
>> Anonymous
>>95160

spoiler: that's not mud
>> Anonymous
How the fuck did he get up there with his stubby litle legs?!
>> Anonymous
One time I was at the zoo during the late spring and there was this one exhibit with turtles just like yours in it. And they were in very similar positions. They were grunting and thrusting in an even rhythm, too. Turtle sex is so fucked up. Turtles are usually silent creatures, I didn't even know that they could make any sounds let, along make orgasm-like groaning sounds...
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRR-to4Ghs0
>> Anonymous
He might be trying to attack her and failing.

I used to keep box turtles. Started with one male. Added a second male and for a week the first male tried to bite his head whenever he came out of his shell. Added a third male. The second male got on top and held the shell open while the first tried to reach in and bite him. Eventually all the males got along. Added a female. They would not stop attacking her.

That pose looks a lot like one of the favored attack positions.
>> Anonymous
I'M THE SCATMAN
>> Anonymous
You're great. For me to poop on! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>95300
oh my god, my childhood is once again ruined.

>>95298
Turtles don't really sound like great pets... I took care of one turtle for a summer, and all I saw it doing was eating (rarely) and shitting. One time was different; I let it loose on the lawn and suddenly it started to run amazingly fast, clearly determined to get away from me. Maybe she just wasn't happy, heh. Well, the owners dog used to carry that poor thing around in its mouth so, who would like that.
>> Turtles Too? Billibong
I didn't know turtles were fans of Dutch Porn too!
>> Anonymous
I am lol'ing so hard at this topic