File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
ITT: The truth
>> Anonymous
Okay. Norton sucks.
>> Anonymous
Norton fucking sucks HARD... Slows down fucking everything.. And when you get pissed and un-install, it leaves crap everywhere. Useless, worthless, garbage only suited for those who buy dell's.
>> Anonymous
>>239967
hey I like Dell they make great computers
>> Anonymous
Just use Ubuntu so you don't have to worry about it.
>> sage
>>239968
Haha lol
>> Anonymous
>>239977
HOW DO I FAILED SAGE?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
You can't HANDLE the truth!
>> Anonymous
so seriously? Grizz can outrun a horse?
>> Anonymous
>>239967

I am using a dell with norton on it. It's embarrassing, it's a complicated situation, but basically my girlfriend gave it too me awhile back and I wanted too be nice so I get rid of my (better) computer in favor of this junk. She's not my girlfriend anymore, and now I need to buy a new computer.

Oh and I doubt a Bear can outrun a race horse. Maybe in a dash for a few seconds, but the horse can keep up its speed much longer than a Bear.
>> Anonymous
so who does anon recommend?
>> Anonymous
>>240004
AVG Free and Clamwin Free are more than enough so long as you aren't stupid in your computer usage.
>> Anonymous
a grizzly can run about 25 mph.
some horses can run at 45 mph.


nigga plz
>> Anonymous
Anyone that uses Norton is a dumbass and deserves to have their computer hacked. Viruses and hackers these days specifically target norton because it's so widely available, and everyone is convinced it's the best.

AVG, Sophos, Avast... Any lesser known, privately developed antivirus is better then norton. Period.
>> Anonymous
>>240044

No, over very short distances a bear can run 40 mph. And so if it was a slow race horse and a fast bear, the bear outrunning the horse is quite possible.
>> Anonymous
A human can run up to 23 mph. So if it is a fat or lame race horse and a fast African, the human outrunning a horse is quite possible.
>> Anonymous
The Norton statement is a lie.
The cake was a lie.

How can the Grizzly statement be true under such conditions?
>> Anonymous
>>240059
Isn't that peak speed, though? Like for someone in good physical condition? Someone not on 4chan?
>> Anonymous
I bet a horse can drink faster than a bear. I love watching horses vanish buckets of water.
>> Anonymous
>>240180
I'd imagine a bear would drink like a dog.
>> Anonymous
>>240181
serious fucking conversations.
>> Anonymous
Bears hold their liquor better.
>> Anonymous
>>240059
On a very short distance, a human can outrun a horse because it takes them longer to get all of their mass up to speed. At about 50 meters the horse will overtake even the fastest human. So in the end what matters is how long is the horse, bear or human going to run.
>> Anonymous
ok ...we need bear races now...NOW
>> vance !YVKonataVQ
>>240312
I'd feel bad for the jockeys....
>> Anonymous
NOD32 > all
>> Anonymous
>>240211
Not if you smash one of the horse's kneecaps or stab it in the leg.
>> Anonymous
>>240323
fuck no, bear jockeys would be the manliest of all humans...and if they survive the race they'll get anything they want...all they have to say is "i rode a bear, in a race"
>> Anonymous
>>240482
I stabbed a bear, in it's brain. Is that close?
>> Anonymous
>>240482
WOOOOOOW.
They'd have to be the opposite of horse jockeys. Essentially lumber jacks.
>> Anonymous
>>240000
240K GET

Also, imaginary GF doesn't count as GF, actually.