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Emperor scorpion Anonymous
i want one i want one :))) there easy to take care of, sting isnt harmful to humans and there awesome =D. how might i convince my bitch mum (or mom to ya'll americans)
>> Anonymous
remind her that some species of scorpions glow in the dark under a black light.

and thats fucking awesome.
>> Anonymous
Stop being a faggot of a child, first of all. Second, learn to differentiate between "there" and "they're." Third, do fucktons of research on them and present it to your mother when you can discuss the various biological intricacies of the scorpion species in question at a level distinctly above a normal person discussing arachnids.

Impress your mother. Kill your father. Gouge your eyes out.
>> Anonymous
first off, im the OP, and second off who gives a damn about grammer and spellings? this is the internet btw, you want good grammer? read a book. i do like the little "advice" in the bottom corner. and thrid, do you think im as stupid as most people on the internet? no. im not. i met with the owner of a exotic petstore and asked him about how to look after them.he says; dont give them water, give them moist sand or complicated soundiong moist gel stuff, give them at least four hiding areas, never feed them dead insects, always live (thats easyfor us my brother brees grasshoppers[which the pet store owner said would be acceptable]) so, again, you really think im as stupid as most people on the internet?
>> Anonymous
>>314425

You just answered yourself, Steven Hawking.


Seriously wtf, school holidays roll around and we get faggots like this.
>> Anonymous
>>314425
You sound dumber than most people on the internet.

Seriously, for the scorpion's sake, stick to pet rocks.
>> Anonymous
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lolwut? there arent any school holidays in jolly old england atm dumbfuck ^^,
>> Anonymous
>>314425
>dont give them water, give them moist sand or complicated soundiong moist gel stuff, give them at least four hiding areas, never feed them dead insects, always live (thats easyfor us my brother brees grasshoppers[which the pet store owner said would be acceptable])

...WTF???
>> spiderman !!SsRNV3jTiv8
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Don't use that gel crap. What species are you looking at getting? Pandinus imperator (Emperor Scorpion)? If so, they do appreciate some moist substrate..I used that cocofiber stuff that comes in a brick and expands in water. Just use a bottle cap or something (THAT'S CLEAN!) for a water dish. If the scorpion is small and you don't want to risk it drowning..put a couple small (clean) pebbles in there so it can easily climb out. Also, try and keep the water dish in proportion to the scorpion. You don't need a pint glass for a scorpion that has a body length of a few centimeters. Live food is good..they sense the vibrations and will take it. Multiple hides are also nice, but don't make the overall enclosure too big. They don't use up a lot of space, and it could take some time for the scorpion and feeder to meet each other if there is a lot of room to explore.
>> Anonymous
fiiinally... someone sticking to the post rather than being a fag. thank you good sir :)
>> Anonymous
Reported for underage b&

>>314433
Given that the OP is in the UK you might also want to point-out the potential need for a heat source in addition to humidity requirements and the need for adequate ventilation to prevent death by fungal infection of the book lungs.
>> Anonymous
fuck yes they look badass
>> Anonymous
duh:)
>> Anonymous
that guys scary as fuck
>> Anonymous
>>314425

You sound worse than most noobs who frequent arachnid forums, so yes, I think you're as dumb, if not dumber, than most people on the internet.

What you said basically proved that you're a dumbass. Taking advice from a pet store guy...jesus...
>> Anonymous
>>314425
Believe it or not, most of the internet does care about grammar and spelling. It's only in the lower 10% of the internet that you find the nimwits, /b/tards, pedophiles, l337ers, and people such as yourself.

As for the scorpion, don't buy a pet just because they're "awesome". Many pets die horrible deaths that way. Case and point, I once knew a guy who had a gecko. Took bloody horrible care of the poor guy, and he died a slow, agonizing death by dehydration. In the end, he was a damn near bloody mummy.