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Anonymous
my brother's cat hates me.

It makes this god awful noise when i try to pick up him like im sticking something up his ass, and hisses at me. It also tries to claw my balls off. Maybe 1/30 times that i pick up him he will let me hold him.

How do i get him to like me?
>> Anonymous
cats in general usually do not like to be held. all three of my cats will tolerate it only for a few seconds.

stop trying to pick up your brother's cat because its making it hate you even more. don't pet it if it is hissing at you or is obviously annoyed at you.
if you hang around him without touching him, eventually he should get used to you and you can pet him. also, treats.
>> Anonymous
>>227057
Both of my cats love to be held. They purr and rest their heads on my shoulder when I pick them up.
>> Anonymous
>>227065
Yeah. My other 3 will sleep on my lap. This one is a dickhead.

My brothers an is weird. It will sleep with my sometimes, but only when noone else is around.
>> Anonymous
dont put things in his ass
>> Anonymous
Try getting your self a nice big cat suit. Sit next to him until he gets used to you. Occasionally lick the cat's head to show affection.
>> Masterwork Bastard !wl59mComes
>>227102

Congratulations, you are now a furry. And with your brother's cat, no less.
>> Anonymous
>>227052
A shower could help. if thats not the problem gtfo and leave the cat alone!! if it doesnt like you it wont change mind if you try t force it.
next time you visiting your brother ignore the cat. let her make the first step. sit down on the sofa or whatever and maybe the little pieces of bacon in your poket will help your mission ;)

good luck
>> Anonymous
stop fingering your friends cats asshole retard
>> Anonymous
Go kill an elephant and lay it at the cats feet, the same way cats kill a mouse for their owner. Then it will respect you.