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Budgie smells bad Anonymous
Hi there,

maybe you can help me! Since a few days my budgie reeks of decay or so. Otherwise he is active as normal. Do you know what he may has?

Thank you, Anon!
>> Anonymous
He sneaks out at night and digs up dead bodies, which he defiles with his tiny little budgie dick.
>> Anonymous
probably has a injury rotting on him somewhere
go to vet?
>> Anonymous
he might have poop on him somewhere

give him a bath, let him dry, if he still smells, take him to the vet
>> B'gok
>>249191

Yep. Seen it happen. Either that or you could buy some tiny sticks of Old Spice.
>> Anonymous
zombie bird?
>> B'gok
Please post more hilarious bird masturbation habit stories.
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>249390
I've got just the thread for you, buddy.>>249360

Enjoy your rotting necrophiliac bird.
>> B'gok
>>249390

Wrong thread.
>> Anonymous
Crop infection.
/thread
>> Anonymous
Related, I used to keep zebra finches in a lab and they would get what we called Green Shit Disease - they would be weak and not grooming themselves, their shit would be green, and then within a day or two they would die. We never figured out what caused it but it seemed mainly to afflict older birds.

Any ideas what that was about?