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Jesus christ, I just killed a mouse with my hands. My family has been trying to get rid of this particular mouse for half a year, but it's been smart enough to avoid the traps.

Tonight, while taking a midnight piss, a small creature suddenly ran pass my legs. I thought it was a gecko at first, but it was that fukken mouse! It was trapped because the door was closed, and it was too big to squeeze between the gaps. The mouse spent a few seconds jumping at the door, then it ran behind a nearby trashcan.

I had to kill it because I don't want my dad to think I'm a pussy. I spent 10 minutes gathering up my courage. Then I shoved the trashcan against the wall and crushed the little bastard.

I threw up a little in my mouth.
>> Anonymous
...your dad would think you're a pussy if you just tossed it outside? You have issues, and your father has issues.
>> Anonymous
>>251629

Are you shitting me? It would've ran right back in. Where do you think the mouse came from?
>> Anonymous
>>251628
You are a pussy
>> Anonymous
You should've bit its head off with your teeth and your dad would think you're real tough so you can bond 'n' go huntin' and vote Republican together.
>> Anonymous
I don't get the big deal with killing a fucking mouse. They are vermin. Diseased vermin.
>> Anonymous
>>251628

Good for you, OP. I would have crushed the little fucker with my fist, though. And yeah, if you had just tossed it outside, it would have come straight back in within minutes. Glad to know you're not a giant pussy like others in this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>251635
bond?
... JAMES BOND!
>> Anonymous
>>251628

Was it cute? If it wasn't cute, it deserved to die.
>> Anonymous
>>251660
There are no cute mice (rats). I saw one once by the sewer... it was the size of a CAT. A huge fucking CAT. I'm thankful that only small ones (mice) gets into our house. Ugh that reminds me one night when I was working overnight on an art project. I went to the toilet to take a piss. When I was walking to the toilet I was hearing squeaking sounds. I ignored it. When I switched the lights on in the toilet, you know what I saw?

A fucking mouse drowning in the toilet.

I fucking screamed and ran like a pussy. Because duh. I'm a woman. My grandmother is a woman too but she's way tougher so she just waited for it to die and cleaned the the place thoroughly. It was so traumatizing.

Only a cockroach would scare me more than a mouse/rat.

I'm weird srsly. I'm not afraid of big cats in the wild but I scream like the little girl I am when I see mice and cockroaches.
>> Anonymous
I too killed a mouse with bare hands. Technically I beat it with a stick.
I was 5.
>> Anonymous
I killed a mouse once.

I accidentaly stood on it when I was walking through the garage.
>> Anonymous
i think my house has ghost mice from all my snake's feedings
>> Anonymous
>I just killed a mouse with my hands.
>I shoved the trashcan against the wall and crushed the little bastard.

Trashcan != Bare Hands
>> Anonymous
i killed a mouse once
i was 6 and forgot to feed him

:<
>> Anonymous
i killed a rat with a golf club, a few actualy there surprisingly aerodynamic, was taking down a large dog house that a previous owner had put on the new house we got, that was nearly as fun as dumping the nest of babies in the burning trash barrel.
>> Anonymous
>>251733
You monster! :(
>> Anonymous
>>251742
I found a mouse in our shed, similar results, but I used the babies as German Shepard snacks
>> Anonymous
Poor mice ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>251742
>>251749

Did they squeak in pain when they died?
>> Anonymous
>>251790
The mother did twice actualy, once when I hit her, and again when she hit a tree. But the ones I fed to the dog I couldn't realy tell, cause well, they were inside the dogs mouth.
>> Anonymous
>>251790
was a loud Squee, some scratching and then just the sounds of a fire burning.
>> Anonymous
>>251628
Sick bastards... It's called Karma and youve got yours coming to you.
>> Anonymous
I think mice are cute and I will never think of killing one myself... the thing I do when my grandma have mice problems at her house is that I take my cats to her house, and leave them for 2 nights, and then problem solved. My cats are excellent hunters, the only problem is that they like to play with the corpse before eating them
>> Anonymous
If you have one mouse, you have twenty.
>> Anonymous
ITT: goddamn faggots who will whine about a fucking mouse.

The same type of faggots who will crawl up in the fetal position, call 911 and hope that they don't get assraeped before the cops decide it's safe enough for them to show up if someone breaks into their house.
>> Anonymous
I have a snake. I have no mice. There might be a connection.
>> Kun-Kun !3GqYIJ3Obs
I love rats and mice and have them as pets. That doesn't stop me from dishing out VENGEANCE when they get into my house and start up huge colonies. Babies just are thrown outside (enjoy a 20+ cat neighborhood) and adults are smashed to oblivion then given back to their children
>> Anonymous
>>251820
It's the opposite, faggot. If a person broke into my house, I'd beat him to death, and I'd enjoy it. But killing a mouse? Why would I kill a harmless animal? The whole disease stuff is bullshit, as we're not living in the 1800s, and how would a mouse get into your house in the first place, unless you're a poor piece of shit?
>> Anonymous
>>251825
I live in NYC. If you live in an apartment building in the city and you haven't seen a mouse there, you're not looking hard enough. I suspect it's the same for most Eurofags with all their broken pipes and utility tunnels/canals from WW2.

And lots of animals are harmless. Doesn't mean I want them in my house. Mice are vermin. And yes, their droppings can be harmful to humans. Not like in the 1800s but they do carry diseases. And yes, even in fucking Manhattan.
>> Anonymous
>>251825

Argument was valid until

>and how would a mouse get into your house in
>the first place, unless you're a poor piece of shit?

Because we all know that a mice look at nice estate houses and say, "No way, dude. That's too nice for us."
>> Anonymous
>>251825

I hope to fuck one day your home gets infested, then you won't be such a bawling faggot nigger about disease carrying vermin.
>> Anonymous
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WHO SAYS THERE ARE NO CUTE MICE?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
i used to own mice and now i own rats.

i live in front of a swamp so when its cold or it rains, mice and rats look for shelter in my house. i'm a total faggot because i'll drive a mile or two away and let them go.
>> Anonymous
>>251667
So did you piss all over the mouse? That's hot. Especially if it drowned in your piss.
>> Anonymous
My younger sister once killed a mouse. It was under her bed in her room, so in an attempt to get it to come out she stupidly pulled out the bottom of the bed (it's a trundle bed) and crushed it. She's a vegetarian and saves flies when they're in the sink. She made me bring the dead mouse outside and then sobbed for a whole day.
>> Anonymous
I once shot a mouse in reno, just to watch it die.
>> Anonymous
This is your dad. You're a pussy.
>> Anonymous
>>251943
No daddy! Why won't you love meeee!
>> Anonymous
Hate to tell ya, but if you've been trying to kill a mouse for half a year, you've got more than one mouse.
>> Anonymous
>>251628
I lolled