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French Bulldogs Anonymous
Hi /an/!

What do you know/think about French Bulldogs? I've heard that they snore, drool, fart etc., but aren't quite as sick as many of the short nosed breads. But I don't know anyone with this kind of dog so I don't know if those things are true.

I'm kind of interested in this breed, but I do not want a dog that will have sever healt problems, so I'm asking you if you know something. Of course I'm gonna ask some breeders too, but I bet some of you propably know something about these dogs too.

So, please, share me some of your information!
>> Anonymous
>I've heard that they snore, drool, fart etc.

That's cause they're damn frenchies. Smelly frenchies.
>> Anonymous
bat eared pushface demons
>> Anonymous
>>157643
>>157625
It's okay to have small penises! If someone rejects you, because of it then they are not worth the emotional effort. True lovers make do with what they have. This is a proven fact.
>> Anonymous
>>157616
>What do you know/think about French Bulldogs?
They are a hideously deformed and crippled example of overdone inbreeding at it's very worst.
>> Anonymous
Some usefull stuff:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Bulldog
http://www.yourpurebredpuppy.com/health/frenchbulldogs.html
http://www.frenchbulldog.com/
http://www.kismet.net/shalyn/health.htm

You might want to consider a small rescue dog - maybe a jack russel mix? Don't have any personal experience with French Bulldogs myself.
>> Anonymous
>>157647
yes, that is why we hate them, because they have small penises

gtfo furfag
>> Anonymous
>>157652
I was making fun of YOU because of the hateful comment you made, not the dog.... Never mind. Geez.
>> Anonymous
>>157655
we can't understand what you're saying when your mouth is full of dog penises
>> Anonymous
a-HEM. Getting back on track:

http://www.funnyflatfaces.com/french-bulldog.html
>> Anonymous
Thanks for the links.

Still, I was asking this here, because I thought that maybe someone will have some personal experience.

I'm not a great fan of overbreeding either, that's why I am a bit suspicious about French Bulldogs. But the main concern to me is wether they have severe health problems or not. I think these dogs are cute, but I will not get one just because of that. So if you have some facts to back up your opinions, I'll be glad to listen to you.
>> Anonymous
>>157676
No probs. I posted them because I know virtually no-one has a French Bulldog here and you'd be better off asking elsewhere. Still, you could get lucky.
>> Anonymous
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I know someone with a couple of french bulldogs. They are constantly snorting and drooling. CONSTANTLY. IT DOES NOT STOP. I hope you're a heavy sleeper or else it will bug the hell out of you at night.
>> Anonymous
>>157703
Well, I don't really sleep anyway because my collie keeps wondering around half of the night. No, really, that does sound kind of irritating. I'd just like to find a cute small dog to be cuddly. Since I already have a collie givinh this new dog the excercise it need wouldn't be a problem. Sadly, as cute as this collie is, she isn't very cuddly. Aaaand...jackrussels aren't too cuddly either, or am I compleately wrong?
>> Anonymous
Also after actually reading through those links I've come back to my senses. Yes, they are very goddamn cute, but they really are way too overbred.
>> Anonymous
>>158235

Jesus christ I fucking hate you and I don't even know you.
>> Linestra
My mother has recently fallen in love with these things. Luckily she's not getting another dog until at least three of our current ones die.
>> Anonymous
>>158247
Care to tell me why? I bet your expolnation will be quite amusing.
>> Anonymous
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French bulldogs - just as nature intended them.