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Anonymous
My girlfriend is getting a dog soon. A pomeranian.
I will look like a faggot walking that thing...
>> Anonymous
dye its fur green and spike it.
>> Anonymous
What horrible dogs.

Dump your girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
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Shut up, all of you. They're great dogs.
>> Anonymous
>>339212
>>339212
>>339212
>> Anonymous
F.O.E
>> Anonymous
>>339216
5/5
>> Anonymous
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>I will look like a faggot walking that thing...
Carry it in a bag instead
>> Anonymous
uh...why do YOU have to walk your GIRLFRIEND'S dog? If she can't walk it her damn self she shouldn't have gotten the dog in the first place.
>> Anonymous
>>339214
No they're not. They are yappy, annoying little shits that eventually turn into yappy, wheezing annoying little shits when they inevitably develop congestive heart failure. Misbegotten, ill-bred little bastards, every one. I don't care how cute they are.
>> Anonymous
i hate pomeranians. worst dog ever
my uncle had one and it was an asshole
tried to bite people even though it had no teeth due to gingivitis, and he thought he was like 10 feet tall.
i wanted to kick him so bad.
>> Anonymous
tiny, inbred dog breeds disgust me
get a real dog or don't get any dog
>> Anonymous
I think they're great, when you get annoyed just kick it over the fence.
oh and>>339212
or better yet, tell your gf to walk her own dog
>> Anonymous
ITT internet tough guys who think they need a large dog to compensate for their own inadequacies.

Pomeranians are awesome dogs if you actually treat them like the sturdy, competent little dogs they are and not like some hemophiliac baby. All those little dogs you bitch about are really the fault of the retarded owners that don't know what the fuck to do with a dog.
>> Anonymous
Be smart and get a Corgi !
>> Anonymous
>>339207
My friend has one. It's cute.

Except it smells like poo even after baths.
>> Anonymous
>>339565
You should consider using dog shampoo when washing it. Just making it wet does not work.
>> Anonymous
>>339207
shave half of it, dye it black, spike it, and call it cupcake. That'll get some interesting looks.
>> Anonymous
>>339540
true that. most small dogs i've met are assholes due to their owners
usually dumb young women and old ladies.
>> Anonymous
I've never understood the attraction women and gay guys have to tiny little repulsive looking dogs.
>> Anonymous
They're really sweet dogs and cute too.
By the way, girls like it when they see a man with a cute dog.
>> Anonymous
VAFF VAFF VAFF WHEEZE WHEEZE VAFF VAFF VAFF VAFF VAFF VAFF VAFF VAFF WHEEZE WHEEZE VAFF VAFF VAFF VAFF VAFF VAFF VAFF WHEEZE WHEEZE VAFF VAFF VAFF VAFF

Enjoy your noisemachine.
>> Anonymous
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kill it
>> Anonymous
>>339577

Hey, pretty much every gay guy I know has *at least* a medium sized dog. You breeders have to learn that the majority of queers aren't the screaming queens you almost always see on television.
>> Anonymous
I have a guy friend who's hot but totally gay and doesn't act gay at all. It makes me sad in the pants because I know he's making some guy happy in his.
>> Anonymous
I had one that looked just like that. It had the wheezing AND it had a loose pallate so it made a snoring noise every other breath and a wheeze every other.
>> Anonymous
Keel it?
>> Anonymous
>>339214
you have never had one, or you have only had them, obviously. never a different, nicer dog. or you are incredibly superficial. most big dogs have better personalities than these hairy rats.
>> Anonymous
Fuck you guys I have a pomeranian and she's the best dog I've ever had.
>> Anonymous
little dogs FTW! my ex fell in love with my 2 papillons and loved walking them and showing them off. don't worry, just dont let it become a little shit and ull be fine. it'll grow on you.
>> Anonymous
>>340488

/thread, this goes for any animal.
>> Anonymous
>>339540
>> Anonymous
>>339207

paint it pink ....it will transform phagotry into AWESOME awesomeness

and call it krugg or the least lord fufu
>> Anonymous
1. walk footdog to park.
2. hook up chicks who have bigdogs.
3. ???
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
>> Anonymous
>>339207
Yes, you will...
>> Ryogure !h9kjqUxY32
>>339613
Truth. I'm gay but I have a Husky
>>339250
Not if you treat them properly.
>> Anonymous
OH MY GAWD PLEASE DON'T.
They are the WORST dogs ever. Every day I wish my mom would let me choke it. They are DIVA dogs. They don't listen, they bite, they act like they own everything, they are also extremely jealous dogs/high maintenance. Jealous to the joint that they will attack the other animal. My cats hate my moms dog, so does my dads dog and the rest of the family.....including the fish. Worst pet ever.
>> Anonymous
Our Pomeranian was a sweet dog, and he was very friendly. He did go through a barking stage, as a puppy, but he outgrew that.

I miss that little guy a lot. Since he was a purebred, he looked almost exactly like the picture in the OP. Poms are (generally) clever, and they can be trained (nothing worse than a dumb, stubborn dog...or any other entity, for that matter) by a caring owner. They make great pets.
>> Anonymous
you're already a faggot for dating someone who wants a pomeranian

but it's common for guys to put looks and pussy-elasticity before brains or personality when it comes to girls
>> Anonymous
not rlly unless ur like 20
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>> Anonymous
Pomeranians can be good dogs if they're trained properly.
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
At least you can teach them neat tricks, because they are smart.

I had a coworker who's boyfriend taught their un-neutered Pom to roll onto his back when he said "Show 'em your balls."
>> Anonymous
>>342809

Can they unlearn the genetic encoded "vaff vaff wheeze (repeat)" sequence?