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Anonymous
New bichon Shitzu puppy. What should we call him?
>> Anonymous
Bisshit.
>> Anonymous
Looks like a Rupert to me.
>> Anonymous
Watson.
>> Anonymous
Shitzon
>> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI
SHITROCKET THE LORD OF SHIT.

Seriously, fuck Shitzus, they're named that for a reason.

I know some people who have two, and if they don't get up in the middle of the goddamn night the little fuckers SHIT EVERYWHERE.
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
"I Paid Too Much For A Mutt." or "What do you mean $40 a Month For Grooming?!?!"

You can call him "Dammit" or "Adoptable" for short.
>> Anonymous
MUTTSEKSLOL!
>> Anonymous
It's not a "Bichon Shitzu", it's a crossbreed/mongrel. Not a Heinz57 ofc, since it's a straight crossbreed, but it's a crossbreed nonetheless. There is NO SUCH BREED as a Bichon Shitzu. When I was about 5, we used to have a bitch we thought was a Border Terrier/Spaniel cross, but did we go around calling her a Border Spaniel or a Spanderrier or some equally as pointless crap like that? No.
FUCK, you hit one of my rage buttons.

On a non-trolly note and despite my crossbreed-name-hate, Anon, your dog does seem cute. I agree with the former Anon who suggested Rupert, I think it suits him.
>> Anonymous
I see a Churchill or a Taft.
>> Anonymous
Biscuit.
>> Anonymous
Ruffles the Almighty
>> Anonymous
Look at that hideous piece of shit. Name it Uggo or Retard.
>> Anonymous
I see a Scruffy.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, how much did you pay for that mutt? like 500?
>> Anonymous
>>310830
I second Retard
>> Anonymous
mutty
>> Anonymous
bichon and shitzu, eh?
Call it Shit-on
>> Anonymous
Sir Didymus.
>> Anonymous
Stinky
>> Anonymous
I hate you for buying a mutt, you should feel ashamed
>> Anonymous
call it rick astley
>> Anonymous
Name it Retard. It is both hilarious and offensive, just like that dog.
>> Anonymous
>>310693

I am a groomer, and I'm so tired of seeing these little 'designer dogs'. It's not the fault of the dogs, and most of them are horribly sweet, but their owners are always retards who have no idea what to do with a dog and think they are very clever for buying such a unique breed. They're not, but I think it's super they just keep handing wads of cash over to breeders who obviously don't know what they're doing but really like making money off morons.

Still, it's a cute dog, and I hope the best for him. Also, I'm with Rupert.
>> Anonymous
i once met a rat terrier mix whose name was, no kidding, Scrotum. His owner was a falconer and he chased rabbits out of bushes for the hawk to get.
>> Anonymous
Brown Recluse
>> Anonymous
>>311219


Reminds me of- I think it was the Footy Show?- quite a few years back where they bought a greyhound and called it Nads. And when it raced they'd shout, "GO NADS!"
>> Anonymous
>>311302
I lol'd.