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Anonymous
/an/, meet Stark, my new pet rock.

he's been a bit lethargic since he came home though, should I be worried?
>> Anonymous
Get him a friend, paper is okay if small, avoid scissors
>> Anonymous
you could water him a bit.
>> Anonymous
See if he likes to roll.
>> Anonymous
OP here, I tried water, but he just sinks...
>> Sinking Pet Rock Mark
In view of the fact that your pet rock sank, maybe you could get him a companion (or replace him) with a piece of pumice. That's the greyish-white bubbly volcanic stone that floats.
>> Anonymous
OP again,
>>140729I've considered that, but... I've grown so attached to Stark, you think he would get jealous if I got some pumice?
>> Anonymous
in after rockroll, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>140731
Yeah, Rocks are very jealous by nature.
>> Anonymous
rocks by nature are sedentary creatures much like their much smaller relatives, sand
>> Anonymous
>>140746shit, what can I do to cheer him up?
>> Anonymous
>>140750
throw him at a police officer
>> Anonymous
>>140753
or a homosexual, leper, heathen, etc
>> Anonymous
>>140754Okay, I threw him at a cop, lots of blood, shit sux. What now? He seems... limp.
>> Anonymous
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING US

TAKE IT TO A DAMN VET
>> Anonymous
>>140756
well if the cop is limp i would suggest getting a big rock and dropping it on his head

then pile other rocks on top of him so that they might feast of his flesh for you see when a rock tastes human flesh IT MUST FEED
>> Anonymous
>>140760Stark is eating the cops chest cavity, I look his badge, it's pretty cool. Stark is being a bit more lively.
>> Anonymous
>>140761
You didn't know rocks fed on human flesh?! GET RID OF IT!
>> Anonymous
some smooth rocks like to be shoved up your ass as your ass is warm
>> Anonymous
>>140761
Pics or it didn't happen
>> Anonymous
Stark is dieing I think.... Srsly gaiz.

I need help!
>> Anonymous Alt783 Unvrs5466 !t.Kvo5rgtQ
You should get him a mate, if we new Starks breed we could suggest one... looks pretty common forgot what the name of the breed is see too many of them, but it is not a freakish mutt at least.
>> Anonymous
OP here, I sat on it.


Nothing happened.
>> Anonymous
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baby rocks are so cute
>> Anonymous
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rock embryos

with beetle for size reference
>> Anonymous
>>141187
>>141203
You are mistaken. Those are actually really old rocks, suffering from a common disease affecting old pet rocks called "erosion." =(
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>141236
If those are all old rocks then.. then that means..

lemonparty?
>> Anonymous
OP again

He's an ontario flightless, It cost me tons to get him here.
>> Anonymous
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Add these.
>> Anonymous
OP

wings failed, he is too lazy.
>> Anonymous
It's dead, sorry
>> Anonymous
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