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Anonymous
I mostly hate animals too. Especially dogs. Dogs the most. Any animal that comes and stares at you when you try to eat, as a matter of it's nature, is a bad fucking animal.
I have a hilarious story for you guise. Once upon a time i lived with a german shephard. Now this german shephard was special, because she had a thyroid problem, that made he so fat that she literally blocked doorways, hallways, and spaces between the furniture with her disgusting bulk. What an annoying piece of shit. The dog was miserable, just lying there all day, disgusting and depressed, and blocking whatever fucking doorway she felt like blocking that day. So one day I crept over to her in the middle of the night, with not one, but TWO plastic bags, and taped them over her head. Oh it was HILARIOUS! She was gasping and choking and sputtering, and walking around banging her head into cabinets as she slowly, mercifully, finally died. Sadly, she managed to punch a small hole in the bag with her nail, and got a little bit of air, and i just didnt have the heart to tape a new one over and suffocate her all over again, despite the hilarity I had witnessed. In the end she got to live, another day. Until the day comes when I creep out to her again in the middle of the night, of course. And they all lived happily ever after, except for the disgusting dog who surely wont live too much longer after this posting.
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