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Anonymous
Try to guess what animal I am.

So you crusing along, destroyinc roal. WHEN ALL OF A FUCKING SUDDEN ME AND ABOUT 5 OF MY FRIENDS COME UP DRESSED LIKE CLOWNS AND FUCKING MUG YOUR ASS. WE STEAL A FEW OF YOUR LIMBS AND WE EAT THEM. WE FUCKING EAT THEM.
>> Anonymous
John Carpenter's The Thing.
>> Anonymous
>>322850
I didn't really feel like I needed to say it but.

Picture Unrelated.
>> Anonymous
Are you clowns?
>> Anonymous
>>322887

They're obviously Sea Lions.

Fuck Sea Lions.
>> Anonymous
>>322888
More like hermit crabs
>> Anonymous
I think it's a camel spider.
>> Anonymous
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Okay everybody is wrong, it's a harlequin shrimp, They wait in little gangs for Crown of thorns star fish to pass by. then they rush the fucker and cut off some of his regrowing arms and they eat that shit with their fucking face. Next animal.

That is a fucking sexy tongue, I'm pinching the shit out of that tongue dude I don't give a shit. DEAR GOD THIS BLOOD IS DELICIOUS- OH SHIT THE TONGUE JUST FELL OFF JESUS FUCK... It's okay I'll replace it.
>> Anonymous
>>323047
Cymothoa exigua
>> Anonymous
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>>323057
Congratulations, You win this picture.


Have you seen my fucking teeth? Jesus fucking christ they are beyond belief there is not a SINGLE ANIMAL that has teeth like mine, I'm so fucking badass SUCK MY DIIIIICK! Oh shit I'm extinct.
>> Anonymous
you're gypsies!
>> Anonymous
>>323047

THOSE TONGUE ONES THAT EAT FISHES TONGUES AND THAT EAT THE FISH'S MOUTH OH GOD I KNOW I KNOW!
>> Anonymous
>>323067
Look two inches up.


HOLY SHIT, I KNOW RIGHT?
>> Anonymous
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>>323047
>They wait in little gangs for Crown of thorns star fish to pass by. then they rush the fucker and cut off some of his regrowing arms and they eat that shit with their fucking face.

Fuckers deserve them too. The Crown of thorns recent population explosion caused the rapid destruction of coral reefs around the far east region. They're a bitch to get rid of, and they are venomous. Heck our environment ministry spent a lot of money to get rid of these bastards in Sipadan.
I hope them starfish can feel pain so that they will suffer when the shrimps fuck them up.
>> Anonymous
>>323060
If the answer was Megalodon, that was way too easy.
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>>323161
Actual you are... lets see here...


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Completly fucking wrong.

Heliocoprion bitch.

Have fun being haunted by it's image.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heliocoprion

NEXT ANIMAL:
I have out lived your great grand parents, I have out lived 2 world wars, and I will out live You.


But I have cancer in my testicles... so yeah.
>> Anonymous
>>323649
Helicoprion doesn't have unique teeth, it has a unique LOWER JAW you massive faggot!
>> Anonymous
>>323669
You know what you are completly wronLOOK BEHIND YOU!