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Anonymous
dear /an/
how can i keep my cat from kneading me when im trying to sleep?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Pet him when he is on your bed until he falls a sleep on you. Then gently place him in a pillow case and swing him at the bed post.
>> Anonymous
oh, bitter anon.
>> Anonymous
God I love being kneaded by my cat. If I lie face down in bed, it kneads between my shoulder blades. It's like getting a massage.
>> Anonymous
>>163164
agreed.

question, how do i get my cat to knead me more?
>> Anonymous
>>163168
All my cats only knead on a fleece blanket I have. I got tired of claws in my chest and saliva. One actually sucks on the blanket. Now they get their own blanket and can leave me the hell alone.

Get a fleece blanket?
>> Anonymous
someone needs to shop a huge mouth on this cat so it will be fizgig from the dark crystal.
>> Anonymous
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>> That Gomez
My cat does this too and it sucks because it is impossible to sleep with him. I love the cat, but I hate the constant kneading and rubbing and purring in my ear. Have yet to find a solution other than locking him out of the room.
>> Anonymous
Did you try feeding them right before bed? This tactic calms mine down.
>> Anonymous
>>163171
>>163265
Let this be a lesson to you. If you separate a kitten from its mother too early, it will suck. Literally.
>> Anonymous
In before disturbing sexual imagery, such as that of a cat kneading someone's balls.
>> Anonymous
>>163293
It fucking hurts, let's leave it at that.
>> Anonymous
Weird, I go to sleep faster when the cat is purring in my ear. Mine doesn't knead, though. She'll maybe do it once when you pet her.
>> Anonymous
>>163265

It's trying to be nursed from you. Give it some milk for cats until you can successfully wean it off her.
>> Anonymous
>>163447
Me too, the multi-tonal richness and sheer joy of the sound is quite soporific.
>> Anonymous
I love letting my fatass cat get on me when I'm laying down and knead. He purrs, drools, and kneads.

He lived in a shelter for a year before I got him. He's the best cat ever. He can knead on me all he likes. He deserves it.
>> Anonymous
My cat kneads with her claws. It hurts a lot.
>> Anonymous
>>163158

Backhand it.
>> Anonymous
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>>163219
Anon delivers?
>> Anonymous
>>163488
excellent!
>> Anonymous
>>163513
1,000 hours in MS paint.
>> Anonymous
my aunt had a black cat when I was 12, and once when we were visiting I was sleeping out in the living room on the couch (everyone else had the bedrooms, bastards) laying on my side, and her cat jumped on the couch and came over, flopped down beside me and proceeded to begin suckling my nipple and kneading my chest.

Bizarre cat, but it was still kinda young, about halfway between kitten and adult.
>> Anonymous
Do cats need to knead, or do they knead to need?
>> Anonymous
get a dog. or squirt it with water every time. Cat's dont mess with crotchety sleepers.
>> Anonymous
All cats knead, improperly weaned cats suck.