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Two bigfoot hunters claim they have the body of one and plan to release a photo and what they claim is DNA evidence at a news conference in Palo Alto on Friday. The Bigfoot is claimed to have been found in the woods of northern Georgia by Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, and the claim is being supported by a Bay Area Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi, a multiple local Democratic candidate. Press release: A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as "Bigfoot" has been found in the woods in northern Georgia. DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press. Here are some of the vital statistics on the "Bigfoot"body:

*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
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>> Anonymous
It's fake bro
>> Anonymous
post this in /x/ they'll love it
>> Anonymous
something tells me if a bigfoot was REALLY found, the people would be overly ecstatic about it and it would cause a much, much bigger and louder boom. Moreover, why take such a crappy picture of the thing? Wouldn't they want to take it out of the freezer for a nice picture, further proving the thing to be real? Now it just looked like a deflated monkey-like balloon animal covered in fur.
I call shenanigans.
>> Anonymous
I do believe these people also have a brigde on sale...
>> Anonymous
any chance this is just more marketing for that new Cartoon Network show, "The Secret Saturdays"?
>> Anonymous
>>290610

Actually we didn't. Very few /x/enophiles liked this crap.
>> Anonymous
saged
reported