"Man, this kayaking shit is awesome!"
They sailed well and the old man soaked his hands in the salt water and tried to keep his head clear. There were high cumulus clouds and enough cirrus above them so that the old man knew the breeze would last all night. The old man looked at the fish constantly to make sure it was true. It was an hour before the first shark hit him.
>>210307-SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIICK
"Oh look, a friendly dolphin!"
>>210327Bricks were shat! Is it shoped? I can't tell.
>>210330Has to be. The camera man would be flailing like mad if such a large shark was that close.
>>210330Nope, these are fo realz. How do I googled "great white kayak"
>>210327Shooped or not, thats just unsettling! Gives me the creeps.
>>210347First two are obviously real. Last one...not so much.
>>210347I was talking about the post I quoted. I know the kayak ones are real. How do I aquire reading comprehension?
Proof of shop
>>210327I showed that picture to my friend, and he thought there was a leprechaun in the shark's mouth.ONCE YOU SEE, YOU CANNOT UNSEE
>>210727whut
but are those actually dangerous for humans or kayakists?
Jesus if I was that guy in the kayak I'd be freaking the heck out. HOW IS HE SO CALM LOOKING?was this staged? Tell me that's someone's... I dunno... pet...? shark...?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxIn3ljfRyk
>>210768protip- Flailing around and splashing like a wounded and/or frightened animal aggrivates the shark into attacking. It's best to act calm. If the shark comes too close hit it in the nose with your paddle.