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Anonymous
Bushes are the best animal ever, so ITT we discuss bushes.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
inb4 pubic hair reference
>> Anonymous
>>143600
>>143600
What? Shut the fuck up, bushes are awesome.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>143601
Bushes suck nutrients.
If there's grass on the wicket, it's time to play cricket.
>> Anonymous
>>143603
Bushes can beat any other animal in any sport.
>> Anonymous
Come on, faggots. Are you scared of bushes?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>143604
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>143607
Bushes are all of those, AND dynamite.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>143610
Communists only drink watered down tea, because all proper tea is theft.
>> Balkifag
Bushes like to start shit in the Middle East.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>143618
"A bird in the hand is worth two in bush" originally came from celibate monks. "Bird" was slang for male genitalia, and I'm sure we all know what bush meant. If you can keep your bird in your hand and out of womenfolk, the kingdom of heaven will be yours.
>> Anonymous
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I disagree. My experience with Bushes has only been disappointing. Of course it was I that wanted to keep our Bush, now I feel like a damn fool. All he does is slobber and chew on my furniture. I vote that we put him to sleep.
>> Anonymous
I had a pet bush once but it ran away :<
>> Anonymous
i once saw a bush that told me to do things for the jews
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tree>bush
>> Anonymous
??????????Twhats going on here, lol
>> Anonymous
>>143671

Yeah, but so many idiots try to keep large trees in their apartments, thinking they'll stay seedlings forever. Trees are great, but if you don't have a huge back yard where the tree can get lots of air and sunlight, you shouldn't have a tree. That's just irresponsible.
>> Anonymous
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The bushes in my town can't keep still, it's madness
>> Anonymous
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I are bush, bush go bang bang, you no see bush
>> Anonymous
>>143672
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>> Anonymous
>>143683


I lol'd so hard. You win, my friend. You win.
>> Anonymous
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Have you guys seen this site? They take young bushes, and force grow them in small containers! How cruel! There needs to be an online petition to close this site down!

http://www.bonsaitree.com/
>> Anonymous
>>143683
it's sparta.