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Anonymous
I came home and this cat was sleepin on my doormat outside my apartment. I was like "oh..." and squatted down and he came over and started rubbin all up against me.

Now he is my friend!

I need help picking a name :D
>> Anonymous
I also have no idea what kind of cat he is. He looks part siamese...but he's gray in color with white striping and spotting.
>> Anonymous
>>112216
Probably a bastard cat. Anywho, for the name:

[Military rank] [Cute sounding word]

Example: Private Snuggles
>> Anonymous
>>112213
how cute, beat my cat i'm starting to hate

should prolly make sure it doesn't have an owner though

if not, name it l'Etranger or Camus
>> Anonymous
>>112219
also, do i see manboobs?
>> Anonymous
If this cat had an owner, they don't deserve him. When I moved into this apartment back in February I saw him runnin around, and I've seen him every now and then around. He's extremely malnourished and very very thin. I'm bringing him to the vet tomorrow to get him checked over, but even if he had an owner, they don't deserve him for letting him get that thin.

And no, you don't see manboobs. You see the fact that it was raining and extremely damp, and that part of my shirt billowed while the other part compressed in.
>> Anonymous
>>112221
You kind man.
>> Anonymous
>>112222

I needed a pet :P My python is rather seclusive...

and I had to leave my other cats with my ex when we broke up :(
>> Anonymous
I got a warm, fuzzy feeling in my heart by reading this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>112223

Feet cat to python
????
????
>> Anonymous
feed rather
>> Anonymous
>>112228

Python is a tiny baby and only eats little mice :P No cat. Never will be big enough for cat :)

But aww this cat is just sleepin in my lap purrin away :D
>> Anonymous
>>112230
man i wish my cat was this nice, he is a such a freaking growling, clawing, biting bastard
>> Anonymous
call it snuggie
>> Anonymous
Lieutenant Sebastian
>> Anonymous
Name him Cat.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
there are some cats around here, but they always run away when i come near them.

i wish they were friendly and stuff. i'd pet them, and buy food for them, and love them, and squeeze them.

i want aminal friends :(
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>112237
adopt one from a shelter :D
>> Anonymous
I like the name Sebastian, I'm thinkin maybe either Perrin or Temeraire as well.

Perrin has got the favor right now
>> Anonymous
SO FUCKING CUTE I ENVY YOU OP.
>> Anonymous
>>112239
Seconded. You'll have an animal friend and will feel good for adopting it.
>> Anonymous
>>112239

no pets allowed where i live. i always see these strays around and just want to pat them on the head.
>> Anonymous
Snugglelugagus
>> Anonymous
>>112243
Oh, that sucks.
>> Anonymous
Demian
>> Anonymous
>>112243
:( volunteer at an animal shelter. hours are your own, and you can do some good for very many lonely kitties and rehabilitating fighting dogs (don't show fear...)
>> Anonymous
name it applemilk
>> Anonymous
>>112251
>> Anonymous
Shnoogums?
>> Anonymous
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>>112217

thats what I did for my old cat.

Colonal Fritz


<have some rawr cat.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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This was him asleep on my lap.

He slept in my bed last night curled up next to me.

I have decided to call him Perrin.
>> Anonymous
>>112243

Sakaki?
>> Anonymous
>>112395
Aww...such a cute cat. :D
>> Anonymous
It'll steal your soul as you sleep
>> Anonymous
fuck 'perrin'

BUKAKI IS THE SHIT
>> Anonymous
Peaches
>> Anonymous
General Leo
>> Anonymous
thats so fucking cute, I'm getting another cat tomorrow, good luck with a name
>> Anonymous
Happy thread is happy.
>> Anonymous
Petty officer first class Theodore Nimitz?

or maybe Sergeant Balaklava?

and it's a VERY good thing to see a cat obviously in search for a safe place to live and take it inside. kudos.
>> Anonymous
awwww he so cute
>> Anonymous
Name him Major Butts! T'was the name of my cousin's commanding officer when he was in the Army.
>> Anonymous
>>112234
seconded either that or lieutenant keller
>> Anonymous
name him sarge
>> Anonymous
name it quincy
>> Anonymous
This thread has been approved by the Cat Lovers Society with the Award of Best Helping Hand!

We need a stamp on this thread. ASAP! Stat!
>> Anonymous
I nominate "Sergeant Scruffums"
>> Anonymous
>>112213
hey, fatty.

maybe if you cut down on shoveling your face with junk food 24/7 on the computer and changing to diet soda, you wouldn't have fucking HUGE man tits.

the cat looks cool. it probably belongs to someone so fucking make an effort to find its owners before you up and decide to keep it.

also, don't eat the cat.
>> Kotone !bQXLaktCGc
>>112745
Diet soda causes cancer.

Drink water instead.

Also, cute kitty. :3
>> Anonymous
That is by far the best "I found a cat" story I've seen so far on 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>112745

8-year-old troll is EMOOOOO troll.
>> Anonymous
Just call it Manboobs, dude.
>> Anonymous
I recently switched from Diet Coke to regular Coke (and, to be fair, to a lesser extent, from regular Bawls to sugar-free Bawls) and lost 12 lbs in two months with very little effort.

Fake sugar fucks with your body.
>> Anonymous
Perrin as in WoT or car tuning company or?
>> Anonymous
>>112748
sure it does, you fucking wackjob idiot.

quick, i think kevin trudeau released another book.

jesus christ tripfags are fucking retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>112804
you're a fucking nimrod. you think "high fructose corn syrup" is natural? or more natural than a regular glucose molecule with an extra chlorine attached to avoid absorptioN (splenda)?

look it up pointdexter, you're a fucking idiot. the only reason anyone loses weight is when their caloric intake is less than their expenditure. dumbass
>> Anonymous
I used to have one of the nicest cats in the world. Occasionally, she would get out and disappear for a couple days, but someone would call and tell us where to find her.

More than once, the family had told us that they almost didn't want to call us because the cat was so friendly and their children were in love with it.

One day she got out and we never saw her again. We did search for a couple weeks, as much as we could. Signs were posted, etc.
Do make an effort to find out if there is a distraught owner.
>> Anonymous
>>112800
please, fag.

look at the fucking OP pic.

There's food all over the place. Then there's his fat fucking arm, fat fucking gut, and ginormous man boobs.

I bet you're just butthurt because he is the typical 4channer/SA goon/btard and you relate to him.
>> Anonymous
>>112813

There's two bottles. wut

Are you arguing that throwing a hissy fit over some guy being bigger than he perhaps should be makes you NOT an emo fag?
>> Anonymous
>>112808

Perrin as in WoT :)
>> Anonymous
And as for the bottles on my desk, one is a single bottle of IBC rootbeer, the other is a mountain dew bottle formed into water pipe.

Oh and the STAX chips can which, being empty, I put pencils and pens in.

Food and drinks ALLLL over the place its madness!
>> Anonymous
Professor Fluffybutt
>> Anonymous
How about Karma?
>> Anonymous
>>112890

Not to mention like what, 900 calories IF you were to eat the whole thing in one day?

HOLY CRAP DEATH IN A CAN
>> Anonymous
Also: Mr. Twinklebottom

(_*_)
>> Anonymous
call him company
>> Anonymous
>>112968
chips are for fatties
>> name garrett
its a personal choise you think of a name
and it will be more apratted
>> Anonymous
Is there any reason to suppose that this cat was indeed homeless? Feral cats are not so trusting, this cat has clearly been someones pet before. Have you advertised the fact that you found a cat around you neighborhood or taken it to a vet to see if it's chipped?

OP, are you sure you haven't just stolen someones cat?
>> Anonymous
>>112984

This information NEEDS TO GET AROUND. I suggest first relaying it personally to your nearest frat.
>> Anonymous
>>112251

applemilk is like the cutest name I've ever heard. :D
>> Anonymous
>>113109
applemilk? what the fuck? just because 2 separate words are appealing doesnt mean combining them isn't a clusterfuck of fuck

just imagine calling something..ANYTHING..."applemilk." especially as a name for a PET..."Hey, come here, applemilk!" .."NO, APPLEMILK, NO."

it doesnt work...AT ALL. unless you're some effeminite gay korean in new york working as a hair stylist
>> Anonymous
>>113109

Too bad it's already in use by a giant weeaboo faggotine.
>> Anonymous
>>113088

Vet was closed Saturday, appointment is for Thursday to bring it in.

As I said, this cat has been roaming around the complex for some time, and even if it does belong to someone, and I see Missing posters appear, I would not let them know. No one deserves an animal if they treat it this badly to let it get this malnourished.
>> Anonymous
cats are sluts
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>> Anonymous
ROFL WTF. Ever heard of an outdoor cat?
Ever heard of a thin cat?

ITT, WE STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S PETS.

Step 1. Go around apartments and FUCKING ASK.
>> Anonymous
I just want to say this.

I am not a cat person and I fucking can't stand them at all now. I just moved a month ago, but before that I lived in a house for 5 years with a next door neighbor that had three cats who they kept outside, got pregnant, had MORE cats and attracted a tom cat, and then they started pissing and shitting all around my house and fucking in the middle of the night preventing me from getting any sleep, not to mention attacking my fucking dog that I walk WITH A LEASH AND COLLAR. I pick up after my animal's shit.

Keep your motherfucking cats indoors, because I swear to god, I'll fucking put them in a cage and take them to the pound if they start fucking up my house again.
>> Anonymous
>>113163

This cat lover agrees totally with the cat hater.

It's obvious that this cat is left out all the time from your description, not just an "escapee." That exposes these guys to all sorts of dangers: cars, dogs and other large animals, poisons, diseases, people, etc. Cats live much longer, healthier lives as indoor companions, so if this cat had owners before, fuck 'em for leaving their animal outside.

OP, congrats on making a new friend.
>> Anonymous
>>113169

Agreed. What kind of moron keeps an outdoor cat at an apartment complex, anyway? I always thought that was weird. I mean, it's one thing to keep an outdoor cat if you live on a farm, or even a house that has a yard, but at an apartment, it's like you're forcing your neighbors to also have a cat. Not cool.

OP, keep the cat, it sounds like you intend to take better care of it than its previous owner (if it had one).
>> Anonymous
Most normal apartment complexes have a leash law (as in, no pets outdoors unless they're on a leash) so actually, it does sound more like an escapee...OP probably exaggerated how often he's seen it outside.
>> Anonymous
>>113160

People who let their pets outside with no collar ID and into a harmful environment (poison, cars, other wildlife) don't deserve them. OP, I'm glad you're taking care of this animal, don't let him/her outside and treat him/her well.
>> Anonymous
>>113743

Actually I havn't exaggerated. It's very possible that this animal was left behind when someone moved as well.

Again though, even if an owner did still live here and it was an escapee. Fuck them. I won't let an animal go back to such a shitty home as that.