File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
I just found this baby alien on a spaceship and brought him to my house as he seemed hurt. He took a nap and now he seems fine and i was thinking of keeping him as a pet but he won't eat anything, can you help /an/?
btw, he's a sparrow
>> Anonymous
This would be funny if the nerdy faggot in me wasn't going "IT'S TECHNICALLY JUST A GIANT SPERM CELL LOOKING FOR A HUMANOID HOST TO BE THE WARM GOOEY EGG CELL. IT DOES NOT NAP."
>> Anonymous
>>279066
Haha you bastard, I used to troll /an/ with alien stuff
>> Anonymous
GOD DAMN IT, YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT IT, THE ALIEN PARENTS WERE JUST LETTING IT GET SOME EXERCISE, THEY REGURGITATE HUMAN REMAINS TO IT WHEN IT'S ON THE GROUND. BASICALLY NOW IT WAS GOING TO DIE UNLESS YOU DRIVE IT TO YOUR LOCAL ALIEN RESCUE ORGANIZATION
>> Anonymous
naym it poopypantz

den eat it

nom nom nom
>> Anonymous
>>279661

there's a hint in

>>279091
>> Anonymous
Do you have any spare people lying around? Clamp him onto their face.
>> Dry Bones
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
That's actually not an alien, but from within the core of the Earth. You should dig down to it to see his siblings.
>> Anonymous
he'll never get through the quarantine.
>> Ash
I can't lie to you about your chances, but...you have my sympathies :)