I found this dog (in the picture) walking around outside my house (I live pretty far up north, as you can see). He must have walked a long way and I want to bring him into my house, but when I tried before he snarled at me. How can I bring him into the house without pissing him off? I'm going to go try to wrestle him in now before he runs off and freezes, but a quick answer would help if I don't succeed.
Snarling is that breed of dog's way of saying pet me. So go ahead and walk right up to him.
Just grab him by the scruff of the neck so he can't bite you and force him quickly, but gently into a large box. Gloves would probably be useful as well. He looks kind of small and bushy though. Could it be a fox, and not a dog?
that my friend is a badgerhope you like having no fingers
1/10 you have to put in more effort when trolling.also first two repliers are dumfags for not noticing.
>>284727>1/10 you have to put in more effort when trolling.>also first two repliers are dumfags for not noticing.>>284718>Snarling is that breed of dog's way of saying pet me. So go ahead and walk right up to him.You would have to be a pretty big "dumfag" for not noticing that the first reply is urging the troll to walk straight up to the badger and get mauled.
its a wolverinehow cute
>>284726Somehow, I think they noticed it.
You found that dog a year ago and you still alive?
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>>284742>2008/07/29>9:11:34>2008
1/10Too obvious a copy of that funny ass poster
>>284726>>284733Wait so is that a badger or a wolverine. At first I thought it was a wolverine but now I'm not sure.
Buddy, that is no dog. It's a Wolverine, and it will most likely kill you if you try wrestling it.Just leave it alone, they're adapted to the cold quite well.
OP, don't listen to any of the jackasses in this thread, besides>>284718, who has the right idea. Best let it in and give it some food before it starves to death.
yeah let a wolverine in your house, let me know how that goes : )
give it some jailbait,beer and a cigar. it will be happy.
LulZ
offer it peanut butter. i hear dogs like peanut butter
Leave the dog alone!
Where do you find snow in July in the Northern Hemisphere?That's way more puzzling.
I laughed hysterically.
>>284717Cool fake timestamp bro.>>284727They were going along with it you fuckwit.
OP stop being a fucking retard, thats not a dog.
>>285417/an/ - Trolls trolling trolls.
>>285426>4chan: Trolls trolling trolls.Fix'd.
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