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why cats suck Anonymous
>> Anonymous
onse i steeped on my friends cat and killed it.
>> Anonymous
i no a cat that doesnt like me. i try to sleep on teh sofa and it stares at me with angry green eyes. i cant close my eyes or it will kill me. it waits there and plots
>> Anonymous
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Happykitten laughs at OP.
>> Anonymous
floppy
>> Anonymous
Actually, it was on the news here about a cat that saved a pregnant woman that took care of her from a snake and took the bite for her.
>> Anonymous
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>>238958
>i no a cat
>teh
>cant

lrn2spell
>> Anonymous
>>238948
They do no kill babies, owners who are ignorant of the fact that a filthy cat will carry diseases let there babies near said diseased cat. As for the claws learn to find them a acceptable scraching surface. They make the house stink, learn to clean the litter box more then every other day; in fact try to make time to do it in the morning and evening. No tricks is pathetic, they know lots of 'ticks' on instinct; just not the ones that require following commands. Never happy, you must of done something tramatic to it as a kitten, or turn it into a kitten factory. They do not want to play with you, this is the same as doing tricks; they do play with you, but not like a dog will do. Floppy, that is half the fun you never see them do stupid shit like chasing their tails because they already know they can reach their tail.
>> Anonymous
>>238977
cats are known to sleep on babies faces at night and suffocate them.
>> Anonymous
>>238978
No, you have it all wrong. Cats are known to sit on top of the baby and suck out its soul, which obviously kills the baby.

Also, black cats are teh Satan.
>> Anonymous
>>238977
Cats are also known to be the spawn of satan and should be eradicated like they already are in China.
>> Anonymous
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>>238980
>teh
Stop it, seriously.
>> vance !YVKonataVQ
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>They never look happy
For some cats this might be true, but for most cats it's only true if the owner sucks.
>No Tricks
Again, this is mostly about the owner. Cats are simply harder to train than other animals, but it's possible if you know what you're doing.
>They make your house stink.
Uh, so do OTHER PEOPLE. Poo stinks no matter where it comes from. If you have outdoor cats, they will do most of their catbox stuff outside.
>They don't want to play with you
Not all of the time. Some cats aren't playful but many are.
>Floppy
Chicken
>> Anonymous
I pity the fool who never knew how cool cats can be
>> Anonymous
TALE: Grandfather's baby brother/sister was suffocated by a cat - the cat was found lying on/near the dead baby's face.
FACTS: In grandfather's time, cot death (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome) was not known as such. In developed countries, infant mortality was much higher than today. The presence of a cat in or near the crib is not evidence of suffocation - it is circumstantial. In tragic cases of Sudden Infant Death, we want to blame someone or something. A cat is a convenient scapegoat. There may have been no post mortem, but the tale of the "killer" cat gets passed down through the generations and is accepted as fact despite a lack of real evidence.
>> Anonymous
I only have one problem with cats: they turn me into an allergic wreck in a matter of hours.
>> Anonymous
I threw my cat against the wall once when he tried to scratch me the day he recovered from a declawing.

I declawed his back paws shortly after.
>> Anonymous
>>238996

Good. Cats are miserable fucking creatures, and deserve what they get.
>> Anonymous
What's with all these stories about being mean to cats? If a cat misbehaves outsmart it, don't beat on it. You're the one (supposedly) with the giant frontal lobe and thumbs, it shouldn't be that hard to figure out a way to stop the bad behavior AND not beat on the kitteh.
>> Captain Obvious
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OP is a troll, trolls are stupid!


Now this thread is a happy cat thread!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTLxAzNnTyw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pcoYqlAjRk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7-1CZEkun4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVmcGCZdEhw&feature=related
>> sage sage
what the fuck? I have like a lot of cats, and yeah, they DO look happy. I swear my Ebony is smiling sometimes. My house DOESN'T stink, and being floppy is better than being as stiff as a fucking miniature dog-thing. And no, DOGS kill babies, there is lots of proof of that. And yeah, they DO want to play with you, and snuggle with you. At least they can purr, something unique about cats. And claws means they're hunters, not dirty scavengers like dogs.
>> Anonymous
>>239003
KISS, if a simple and not so severe beating will do it, why change?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
One time I was little and being stupid around one of our dogs. He growled at me. My cat came flying across the room and tackled the dog down the stairs. So "they will never try to save you" is a lie.

Also sage for a dumb thread.
>> Anonymous
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>>239003

We are not the only ones with thumbs
>> Anonymous
>>239080
Was it actually trying to save you or just acting like a dickhead? I bet the cat didn't even notice you were there.

I wouldn't go as far as kicking my cat, but I do spray her all the time.
>> Anonymous
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i love my cat but i enjoy OPs picture
>> Anonymous
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>>239057
>>239080
Ignore the troll and post happy cats!

By the way...
http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/running/62569
>> Anonymous
"January 3, 2008 -- A "protective" family dog today mauled an 8-month-old boy to death as his grandmother screamed in horror, unable to wrench the infant from the Doberman's jaws in the family's Brooklyn apartment.

Andrew Stein, the only child of Paula and Brian Stein, died at Kings County Hospital at 3:06 p.m., about an hour after the attack."

Now tell me you've heard of a CAT doing something like that. Didn't think so.
>> Anonymous
Forgot cats and dogs. PIGS ARE THE ONES YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT! THOSE THINGS ARE TOO SMART AND RANDOM FOR THEIR OWN GOOD! THEY CAN RANDOM EAT YOUR FACE FOR NO REASON! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>> Anonymous
>>239089
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_3646541

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2007/03/10/woman_hospitalized_from_house_cat_attack/

http://ezinearticles.com/?When-your-cat-attacks-you!&id=219457
Funny thing is, the one above this sentence is normal behavior.

http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_042308WAB_hoodsport_rape_KS.92d8fb55.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/01/13/ap/strange/mainD8MK52I00.shtml
http://www.itchmo.com/dogs-defend-owner-and-house-from-bear-3734
A cat would never even think of doing any of these things.
>> Anonymous
>>239117
Oh yeah because dogs never attack anyone.....oh wait.
>> Anonymous
>>239121
The person I quoted was over dramatizing dog attacks. Just like the media over does shark attacks to make them seem like a common occurrence to send people into a panic.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>239124
Still dog attacks have their own wiki page lol.
>> Anonymous
>>239140
Then again so do bees.
>> Anonymous
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Cats are cool, so are dogs, and most other animals. How about you gb2 /b/ if you want to get into a pro-skub anti-skub debate about cats and dogs?

I bet you're the same idiot that post catgore on caturdays.
>> Anonymous
>>239089

I knew someone was going to post something like that. Surprised it didn't happen earlier.
>> Anonymous
do you guys remember that story about the dog that anally raped a toddler

i do

i fapped
>> Anonymous
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Everthing kill people, animals kills people, stones kill people, stairs kill people, plants kill people, god kill people even people kill people.

Now let's post cats!
>> Anonymous
They don't love you, they love the food and luxuries you give them. And when they rub agaisn't your legs, they arent being affectionate, they are rubbing their scent on you saying "This slave is mine! do not touck, k?"

They're sluts, go out at night and come home with a litter of kittens, each from a different father, and they leave your house when you're gone to go to someone elses, and be loved and fed, then come home to you and act as if you're their one and only master.
>> KZN
>>238977
Setting aside the trollfest that this thread has become, my cat loves chasing her tail.
>> Anonymous
>>239165
That's not even possible
>> Anonymous
>>239183
>do you guys remember that story about the dog that anally raped a toddler
>remember that story
>story

I remember that doujinshi. I faped too
>> Anonymous
>>239183
it was still in the news

and i still fapped

http://www.wivb.com/global/story.asp?s=6768851
>> Anonymous
http://www.tonawanda-news.com/local/local_story_192134718.html

here's a better link
>> Anonymous
>>239189
In the dog's defense, that toddler was totally asking for it.
>> Anonymous
Wow, I have a REALLY hard time believing my cat snuggles with me and comes to me and ONLY me because he simply wants food. That, is just plain ignorance.
>> sage sage
CAN WE JUST LET THIS RETARDED THREAD DIE ALREADY?
>> Anonymous
Is there any chance that another person did it and blamed the dog?

Or induced the dog to do it?
>> Anonymous
>>239201
It was a two-year old appearently unfixed male pit bull. Is it really that hard to believe it would hump a naked baby crawling around on the floor?
>> Anonymous
>>239204
There are a lot of people that have a turn on in watching a child being anally raped... maybe someone made it on purpose... maybe not...
>> Anonymous
>>239206
A masked bandito broke into the house, raped the kid, grabbed the dog, whacked the dog off, crammed the kid onto the dog's turgid penis and vanished before the mother could come out of the kitchen?

I'm going with the horny unfxied dog hypothesis.
>> Anonymous
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>>238948

if you dont like cats in 4chan...you need to GTFO.
>> Anonymous
>>239253
You are a part of what is wrong with 4chan today.
>> Anonymous
>>239191
>>The woman began yelling at the dog, which spooked it, causing it to run outside, still attached to the boy, Eggert said.

The dog dragged the boy out onto the porch, where neighbors saw what was happening, he said.

....................
>> Anonymous
>>239284
TAKE THE KNOT
>> Anonymous
>>239255
Oh hush newfag. You obviously don't remember cat macros before ihasacheeseburger.com.
>> Anonymous
>>238996
Well how about we chop off the ends of your fingers and see how calm you remain?

>>239297
I know quite a few IRL newfags who browse that site. It sickens me.
>> Anonymous
>>239284
>>239210
something like the mother or father induces the dog to do it, but the dog run outside and the neighbors saw what was happening.

Or maybe someone left the computer on /b/ and the dog asked "The boy is crying, what should I do?"
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>239315

Large amounts of cuteness shouldn't be ignored so you can feel better than other people.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>239318
This is the best thing I have ever seen.

Am I the only one who loves super fat cats that look grumpy all the time? They're just so weirdly wonderful. They act like they hate you and then come and cuddle up to you. Plus I mean, just look at that face.
>> Anonymous
floppy cats are awesome
>> Anonymous
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>>239326
So you're the guy that's responsible for those miserable cats with horribly deformed faces! GET HIM!
>> Anonymous
>>239315
My cat doesn't need to manipulate things like I do, it can get declawed. What can't it do anymore? Scratch my furniture, climb up my body and ruin my clothes, or swat my hands with it's nails out?

Domesticated cats don't need their claws.
>> Anonymous
>>239345

Except it is very inhumane to declaw a cat.
>> Anonymous
>>239347
As far as involuntary surgeries go I guess neutering an animal is also inhumane.
>> Anonymous
>>239347
Why?
>> Anonymous
>>239345

Problem is: The claws are pretty much fused to the last digit of their toes. You cannot remove one without ruining the other.
Cats walk on their toes. Cat will experience constant pain whenever it tries to go somewhere.

This is why declawing is cruel.
>> Anonymous
>>239352
I left my cat in the vet's office for a few days while it recovered. I've never seen her show signs of pain while walking.
>> Anonymous
cats suck.
>> Vael Victus !nG4Hyu7fIw!!7vP
>>239326
I love them too.
>> Anonymous
Lets neuter all post first born human children and chopp their toes off so they can not run into the china cabinets.
>> Anonymous
>>239391
Yeah, because animals have the same rights humans do.
>> Anonymous
>>239391
that sounds like a kickass plan to m
>> Anonymous
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>> ??Frankengun?? !.AU8RutcSA
>>239405
ZOMBIE CAT HAS ARISEN!
>> Anonymous
>>239392
>>239393
Man I keep suggestig this, but the *Chans are the only where people say alright lets get on this campaign. I would have to be in China for some one to agree to this kind of thing in public, but I do not speak Mandarin (Chinese [Northern]).
>> Anonymous
>>239391
Cats are not human, they don't get the same rights. Cats are pets, nothing more.
>> Anonymous
>>239172

So if cats do that, dogs don't? That's bull. You give dogs at least as much luxury as cats and take just as much shit from them.

I like dogs and cats both and plan to own both, but if you're going to make the argument that they "just do it for the food" then don't try to blame one species for a trait most pets have.
>> Anonymous
It's funny how all the people in the world who think they're so hardcore and badass hate cats "because cats hate people"

Suck it up.
>> Anonymous
>>239504
A properly trained dogs goal is to please its owner, a cats is to sleep and kill things.
>> Anonymous
People who hate dogs tend to have either not owned a good dog or actually known a bad one

People who hate cats tend to be the same

It's personal taste, no human being can possibly make a reasonable argument that one is better than the other
>> Anonymous
>>239506
Was that sarcasm or a serious remark?
>> Anonymous
>>239509

Because it gets rewarded for its good behavior.

In other words, it wants the cake.
>> Anonymous
i dont think cats or dogs hate people but i couldnt blame them for it, i mean id hate people if i wasnt one
>> Anonymous
>>239510
I hate cats even though I've only seen "good" cats, and grew up with two who were "great". They don't do anything interesting.

They simply don't match my lifestyle of playing on the beach, hiking, camping, hunting, or any outdoor type activity.

I can go on if you like.
>> Anonymous
>>239514

Sorry, wasn't accounting for giant assfaced fuckholed dickshits.

Why "hate" anything that is neutral to you? If they don't match your lifestyle, do not own one, but don't go around maligning them because they don't fit into your world, which is apparently American Outfitter.
>> Anonymous
>>239514

does Wallaby Care fit into your lifestyle. Do you hate them?
>> Anonymous
>>239518
Because it's cumbersome. The cats needed food, they had vet bills, they either made vacations short or even more expensive because someone needs to take care of them, and so on.

Also, not American.
>> Anonymous
>>239520

So you can say you hate having to take care of them.

But you're still a cocksnot for chasing after the hatred of things that have never intentionally done anything to you.
>> Anonymous
>>239521
That's not the only reason though.

So if someone hits me with their car all by accident I shouldn't hate them?
>> Anonymous
>>239521
Kind of like someone having a different opinion than you?

Oops, see what I did there?
>> Anonymous
>>239523
If it's an accident, why would you hate them? It's as much your fault as theirs for getting in an accident, would you hate yourself?
>> Anonymous
>>239523

No, you shouldn't. You toss around the word "hate" very easily. You're like 14 year old whores who are IN LOVE with every single hawt male actor, except you're discussing the "opposite" emotion.

>>239524

Yes, but you are a retard. I don't "hate" the asshole I'm arguing right now. I'm just mad at him/her/it and also really like to argue. Go away, buttmunch.
>> Anonymous
>>239528
Because they're the cause of my problems, whatever they may be.

You're saying that all accidents involving two people the fault of both parties?
>> Anonymous
>>239524
Your "not fitting my lifestyle" argument for "hating" cats even though you have known "good cats that were great" was an obvious self serving dishonest argument to start with, it's not a question of having a different opinion.

You dont have to like cats if you dont like them, hating them however is a rather proactive proposition. Lrn2 vocabulary. And dont be so obviously fake just to win an argument no one cares about, FFS.
>> Anonymous
>>239531

The fault of neither.
>> Anonymous
>>239532

/argument
>> Anonymous
>>239532
The "good" and "great" words were put in quotes because... guess what, that's what OTHER people have defined them as!

I already listed why I hate them, and I said I can continue. It's not just that they don't match my lifestyle.

>>239533
Running a red light, stop sign, not looking down a street or road, etc can't be blamed on someone?
>> Anonymous
>>239536

Sorry, but none of those reflect anywhere near the same level of malignancy as someone who would hit you with a car. Idiocy, yes, of course, but if you hate everyone who's an idiot you should probably start digging your hole away from society and living in it now.

Also, if your reasons are so amazing, why don't you go ahead and elaborate on why you suddenly hate an entire species? Hmmm?
>> Anonymous
>>239532
Different person retard.
>> Anonymous
>>239538

D'oh. *They don't reflect the malignancy of someone who would intentionally hit you with a car.
>> Anonymous
>>239539

Those damn chaners, they all look the same.
>> Anonymous
>>239538
Doing any of those is an easy way to get into an accident that could involve me getting hit by a car. Do you get what I'm saying now?

They annoy my dogs. They will attack my dogs in a playful manner while my dogs are eating. That doesn't sit very well.

They meow in the early morning and wake me up. When my dogs bark, they bark for a good reason. The cats would just meow in the early morning for no reason.

They leave shit all over the house. We've had rats, pet birds, pet fish, spiders, etc all scattered around the house before because of the cats.

They hide in little holes. People would get worried and start looking for them making sure they didn't run away from the house. We've tried putting bells on them, but they just don't move from their little holes.

Their food smells horrible. They knock cat litter out of their box. Their shit smells. And there are still more things.
>> Anonymous
>>239539
Different person too. Original argument still was dishonest, that's what you get for defending it.
>> Anonymous
>>239536
Jesus, you sound like a guy that would blame anything that happens to him on somebody else...

Accidents are accidents. If an incident involving somebody else's negligence were to happen to you would be different. But you know, if someone runs a red light and you havent taken care to look both sides before crossing the street, you have your part of blame to assume...

But even then, if the incident wasnt intentional, since your hatred would be intentional, you'd be the one in the wrong.

In any case, hatred is never justifiable. Anger, resentment maybe, but hatred is the way of the morally deficient.

The internet hate machine IS a joke, you know...
>> Anonymous
>>239547
Must be lonely up there on that pedestal of yours.
>> Anonymous
>>239544
I prefer dogs to cats, but I can tell you most of those "reasons" are nonsense.
>> Anonymous
>>239544

Hate to break it to you, but people don't always think straight. It doesn't mean they deserve your hatred. On the flipside, I'm sure you've never, ever made a dumb mistake in your life, and I'm sure that if you did accidentally run someone over, you would want them actively hating you forever.

Also, if every single mildly annoying thing in the world inspires intense feelings of hatred in you, you must be a completely miserable person.
>> Anonymous
>>239548

Blow it out your ass.
>> Anonymous
>>239545
I posted>>239514

>>239547
Are you kidding me? If my kid gets killed because of a drunk driver (The drunk driver didn't do it on purpose), I shouldn't hate the driver for taking my son's life away?

That is ridiculous. It doesn't matter if my son has part to blame, he was still involved in an accident. An accident is an accident regardless of who or why it happened, right?

How exactly am I the one in the wrong? Explain that to me, what is wrong with hate?

Explain the lack of morality in hatred, would you?
>> Anonymous
>>239548
That's right, you take the low road, I'll take the high road.

At least I know that
>>239551
is going to keep me company.
>> Anonymous
>>239552
That's not very morally righteous language. Jesus would be ashamed.
>> Anonymous
>>239550
Examples please.

>>239551
You make hatred out to be some evil thing. Why shouldn't I hate people or things who adversely affect me in anyway and really don't have any redeeming qualities?

Like I'm saying, cats don't really have any redeeming qualities, do they? So why not hate them?
>> Anonymous
>>239553
Explaining it to you would seem to be pointless.
"What is wrong with hate" is a good indication of that.
>> Anonymous
>>239554
*different poster*

That's fine, I don't mind taking the low road. Ashes actually taste pretty good.
>> Anonymous
>>239559
Have you ever taken a class on morality and ethics, or are you a weeabo?
>> Anonymous
>>239558
If you have a problem seeing the difference between dislike and hate might explain how this argument came about.

But just so you know, hatred is an evil thing.
>> Anonymous
>>239553

This is a really good debate...I would say that it's not so much hatred itself that's immoral, but the way it's thrown around so nonchalantly.

I don't know. I really don't. One of the best and worst things about life is that it's so complicated you can't work this stuff out, even for itself.

But...I maintain: active hatred for cats in general, just because OWNING them annoys you, is at the very least something you have to let people argue with you about. :/
>> Anonymous
>>239563
Talking about morality and ethics while trying to justify hatred. You are either a troll or somebody with a poor grasp of english vocabulary.
>> Anonymous
>>239564
Another in the long line of "my version of morality is best for everyone."
>> Anonymous
>>239564
Why exactly is hatred evil? It's a good motivator.

English is my second language, so maybe I don't understand the difference.
>> Anonymous
>>239556

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>> Anonymous
>>239569
Or someone who has studied morality and ethics.
>> Anonymous
>>239558

Because it uses up your energy and also just generates a feeling of discontent in you and (I know this doesn't necessarily apply) other people?
>> Anonymous
>>239576
Happiness takes up energy too. It also makes certain groups sad to see certain groups happy.
>> Anonymous
>>239571
Hatred is not dislike. Dislike is merely not likeing something, hatred is proactive. As a motivator to do things that are hateful, it is evil in and of itself. Out of hate, you do not do good things, you do evil things.

>>239570
Not a question of morality, a question of vocabulary. The morality of it is pretty well established, if you disagree with that, you are the one in the margin, not I.
>> Anonymous
>>239574
I would have flunked you.
No class in morality and ethics is ever going to classify hatred as a good thing.
>> Anonymous
What about... I hate being poor so I'm going to work hard to better my financial situation?

I'm gonna go to a bonfire now, it was nice talking to you.
>> Anonymous
Here is my last post.

Have you ever studied morality or ethics? Yes or no?

If you have, who did you study?
>> Anonymous
>>239581
I hate global warming. I will then motivate myself to fight global warming.

That isn't necessarily an evil thing unless you are global warming, or are some kind of advocate for it, right?
>> Anonymous
>>239558
Evaluating the redeeming qualities of others is not up to you.
>> Anonymous
Stop exaggerating everything cat hater guy. You're just getting off saying hate rather than dislike. It doesn't make you badass for saying hate.
>> Anonymous
>>239588

You seem to be forgetting both normal human nature, a word called opinion, as well as the basic fact that all logical decisions are based on evaluation of pro's vs. cons.

Those saying a completely natural reaction and emotion is "bad" I hope are trolls. Otherwise you're lost to the experience which is called being human.
>> Anonymous
Cats aren't affectionate.
I have never met a cat that has displayed any means of affection to anyone.
>> sage sage
people. . . I think it'd be better for the entire world if we just let this fucking thread DIE. Thank you. . . But I doubt anyone will listen.
>> Anonymous
my cat is extremely affectionate! All of them are! Maybe you're just someone that is so god damn offensive they don't want anything to do with you. My cat snuggles and sometimes sleeps with me at night, and why the hell would they be able to purr if they weren't affectionate. You sir, are an idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>239609
rubbing agaisnt you is their way of claiming ownership.
Basically, if you snuggle with your cat, all it means to it is that you are its slave/object/property ect.
Purring just means they're happy, how is that affectionate?
>> Anonymous
>>239614
also, purring can mean other things aswell, anger, pain and other things
>> Anonymous
oh wow. There's no use trying to get through to you idiots. A cat cannot OWN you, because you can kick the shittin' thing out and it wont have a say in the matter, not the other way around. And I have never heard my cat 'angerly' purr, or any of my hurt cats purr. You have to own one before you can even get to know it, just the look in their eyes, it's NOT one of ownership, not even close. If you raised the thing from when it was a kitten, how in the hell can they have any concept of 'ownership?' Only humans have that concept.
>> Anonymous
Also, I've never seen my cat snuggle with it's food or its bed to claim this so called 'ownership'.
>> Anonymous
>>239635
I've seen a cat scent mark a couch, the carpet, a chair, etc.
>> Anonymous
That's territorial, another animal simply cannot be the territiory of another animal. It makes no sense. And yes humans ARE animals. Cats have no concept of a 'pet', or as you say, a 'slave'. I've NEVER seen a cat take any animal and make it it's slave.
>> Anonymous
>>239641

He has a good point. . .
>> Anonymous
>>239641
You are mixing up two different people. I am>>239636. I've also seen a cat scent mark another cat that it was laying near. You do realize that any time a cat "cuddles" with you or with anything it's marking you with its scent, right? It sees you as a way to get food. It wants to prevent other cats from taking you as a food source by marking you with its scent. Now, what do scents usually mean in the animal world?
>> Anonymous
I've watched a dog scent mark a human once. Like that one person said, you cannot blame one species for a trait all animals have! What is marriage, then, is that a form of ownership or is that love? You give them a ring, marking them as yours, but does that mean you only want them to give you things? Okay . .. bad example. . . Sometimes yes, sometimes no...
>> sage sage
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>> Anonymous
but still, did you see that cat make that other cat do things for it? Still my point remains. Maybe it means they like eachother, who knows.
>> Anonymous
>>239662
He provided a warm soft thing to lay against.
>> Anonymous
wow. You're one of those people who think humans are the only creatures with souls or that exist in this universe, aren't you? I believe animals have emotions. Humans ARE animals, why shouldn't every other animal have emotions, too? Simply because you aren't one doesn't mean you can judge and label what they do. I'll bet if you were a cat watching someone and their girlfriend snuggling on the couch you'd think, "oh, he's totally marking her as his and that's that." You are extremely shallow and I pity you. This argument is over.
>> Anonymous
>>239669
Souls are a fictional embodiment of your own self awareness. As for your "why shouldn't every other animal have emotions," I'm just going to stop arguing with you here since I've pretty much proven to myself your level of understanding of biology.
>> Anonymous
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>>239673
>>239669
>>239662
>>239657
>>239656
If *everyone* ignores them and they will
go away. which is arguably impossible to attain since human nature dictates that someone will
*always* reply to a good troll.

I sawed a troll in a lucky star imageboard saying how he hates that anime, the other users just started posting yuri and ignoring the troll, them the yuri was way more interesting than the troll.

Now post some fucking cats!
>> Anonymous
>>239674
Weeaboo faggot
>> Anonymous
Bump, just to make everyone mad.
>> Anonymous
Cats actually take some effort to train and earn their affection.

Any dumbass can get a dog to like them.
>> Anonymous
>>239695
>Any dumbass can get a dog to like them.

Like cats are any more difficult. Just feed the fucker, let it rub up against you and mark you as it's territory, and don't have rough sex with it's owner or push it off the sofa.
>> Anonymous
It's relatively easy to get both cats and dogs to like you. They're pets.

Cats are for people who just want to feed their pet and have the pet take care of the rest.

Dogs are for people who like alternating bits of chaos and obedience with their companionship.
>> Anonymous
>>239702

Dogs are for people who would make, or are, good parents. Dogs teach you to be responsible.

Cats are for 400+ pound asshole shut-ins who have trouble wiping their own asses properly, and smell of doritos and vomit.
>> Anonymous
They never look happy: Mostly true.

Their claws suck: Declaw them, it's a one time expense.

They will never try to save you: True.

No tricks: True.

They make your house fucking stink: True.

They don't want to play with you: True.

They kill babies: Not sure.

Floppy: True, but who cares?
>> Anonymous
They also bitch ENDLESSLY about ANYTHING.
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!..and so on..
>> Anonymous
>>239798
They never look happy: Patently false. Besides they SOUND happy, or at least ours can be heard a mile away purring.

Their claws suck: What do you mean? Does it suck that they have claws or ar their claws not manly enough?

They never try to save you: True.

No tricks: Occasionally untrue, but don't count on it. I knew a kitten once who loved to play fetch. Pretty darn good at finding hidden items as well.

They make your house fucking stink: Not necessarily true. I assume it is more of a problem with indoors only cats. Our cat shits and pisses outdoors and buries it nicely. I am pretty sure that overall the human occupants smell more/worse, except for the occasional tuna-breath.

They don't want to play with you: False. Perhaps becomes a bit true as the cat ages and doesn't want to play at all.

They kill babies: False.

Floppy: It's part of their charm.
>> Anonymous
>>239801
>They never look happy: Patently false. Besides they SOUND happy, or at least ours can be heard a mile away purring.
Then you have one of those rare cats. The vast vast majority are sullen looking assholes.

>Their claws suck: What do you mean? Does it suck that they have claws or ar their claws not manly enough?
That they have them. At all.

>No tricks: Occasionally untrue, but don't count on it. I knew a kitten once who loved to play fetch. Pretty darn good at finding hidden items as well.

Will get to this in a second.

>They make your house fucking stink: Not necessarily true. I assume it is more of a problem with indoors only cats. Our cat shits and pisses outdoors and buries it nicely. I am pretty sure that overall the human occupants smell more/worse, except for the occasional tuna-breath.

They bring in dead animals and hide them, that makes shit stink. They shit inside their boxes and get piss covered litter all over their fur and bring it outside the box. And so on.

>They don't want to play with you: False. Perhaps becomes a bit true as the cat ages and doesn't want to play at all.

What you did here is talk about extremes. Yes, there are cats that swim or play with you. What percentage are they? A small fraction of 1%?

Cats simply aren't worth it. Get a real pet, not some filthy piece of shit animal.
>> Anonymous
>>239808

All this man speaks is truth. I've known MORE than enough cats over the years, and they've ALL been assholes. Scratchy, stinky, stupid, assholes.

Likely all reasons why catfags love the awful things, though I'm sure the toxoplasmosis has something to do with that.
>> Anonymous
Cat is not floppy, it is squeeze like.
>> Anonymous
The funny thing is this: people who dont like cats maintain that the majority of them are unaffectionate, un-nice and probably vicious.

The people who like cats maintain that the majority of cats are affectionate, nice and only occasionally vicious.

What that tells me is that cats know who like cats and who doesnt.
>> Anonymous
>>239820
Or that *GASP* different people have different interpretations to same experiences.
>> Anonymous
>>239820

So cats are like an asshole litmus test?

If you think their repulsive behaviour is cute, and you manage to gleam some "personality" out of what is basically one of the sweet lord Jesus' stupidest and most useless animals, then you are likely an asshole? Works for me.
>> Anonymous
>>239820
More like cats know who they can use to get food and care.
>> Anonymous
>>239827
It's more of a behavior thing you know. If you talk and behave like an asshole, insulting everybody just because you can, then you are probably... Well, just have a guess...
>> sage sage
It's not that people don't like cats, it's that the cats don't like those people. Cats love me. And to prove you idiots saying 'it's all about food' wrong, I tried to feed him a piece of chicken and he rejected it until I gave him the absolute okay.
>> Anonymous
Cats are for women, dogs are for men. It's as simple as that.
>> Anonymous
>>239884
One exception to the rule does not change the rule. You will always find outliers and extremes, but the general idea is still there.
>> Anonymous
http://www.belvedereasswaddle.blogspot.com/
>> Anonymous
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