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Anonymous
Fuck, I agreed to watch my friends moms dog for the week and it is the biggest mistake ever. Last I knew, she had a Jack Russel Terrier.. this is the dog I thought I would get. Instead, I get this fat, ugly, drooling, dirty, smelly english bulldog that wants to hump everything in sight. FUCK. What do you do with an animal that you loathe the very presence of? I have two other dogs.. a female eskie and a male Jack Russel and this fat fuck comes in and disrupts everything because all he wants to do is hump on everything. Me, my princess eskie and my Jack. He can't even stand still! He dry humps the air while staring up at me longingly with drool falling from his ugly deformed maw. I have child gates in hallways and doors but the fat fuck gets up on them and humps them untill they fall over!

Picture VERY fucking related
>> Anonymous
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oh and here's a pic of my eskie since I love her to death. The Jack is all full of testosterone wanting to secure his dominance and won't stand still for anything.
>> Anonymous
aw. he's cute.

and LOL.
sucks to be you and your dog is probably a spoiled yapper(a.k.a. a football).
but sounds like that bulldog needs to get his balls cut off.
>> Anonymous
>>75602
He is cute untill you step over that gate and he is all over your leg.. he also makes elephant sounds which make me lol but other than that he's a nightmare.

How can anyone keep bulldogs as pets? Drool literally falls from his face constantly.
>> Anonymous
oh GOD my friend had a bulldog that humped the living fuck out of everything and it's not just the drool their eyes are always snotty and revolting. go to a thrift store and buy it some big revolting dirty stuffed toys to keep it entertained and hopefully it'll focus on those instead of humping the gates over. if it loses interest, piss on the toys. i swear.
>> Anonymous
Just fucking hump him back.
>> Anonymous
Hahahahaha. I owned a bulldog for 7 years. Mine was female and humped everything too. It was great when she tried to hump the cats. Wait until he charged the child gates and knocks them over. My dog was ripping her dog runner apart for awhile until we got industrial gage wire.
>> Anonymous
I Lol'd at this post, the mental image of a dog that humps the air when there's nothing else to hump is too much. At least you have a story to share with 4chan so we can laugh at your misfortune.
>> Anonymous
Don't let him near the female dogs....or you'll be dealing with moar of him in the near future.
>> Anonymous
>>75790
I don't need to do that.. she does a fine job on her own. Even though he is 2x her size he is terrified of her. He doesn't even try to mount her anymore after what happened last time. Other than that, they get along pretty well. I wish I could say the same for my jack russel.

I couldnt imagine how ugly an eskimo/bulldog mix would look. :\
>> Alice
>>75600

Beautiful dog :)

I think it's awesome that she can hold her own against a particularly horny bulldog.
>> Anonymous
You should fuck it and post pictures for /b/ to see.
>> Anonymous
you could kill yourself?
>> Anonymous
>>75793
What happened last time?
>> Anonymous
Haha, that dog is so cute. Both of them!
>> Anonymous
>>76093
She barked at him and was bareing her teeth.. it scared me because I thought a fight might happen. He just sort of backed down, layed his head on the ground and she put her front paws on him as if claiming the victory.
>> Anonymous
Man, ya'll go some crappy luck. I had a bulldog for 10 years. He didnt misbehave, hump things or drool. I would sit in my sofa chair, he'd sit in his, and we'd drink my roomates beer while watching porn. He was a great dog.
>> Anonymous
>>76115
the dog drank your roommate's beer too?
>> Anonymous
>>76117
Of course. Put beer in a bowl so they can lap it up, they'll have a blast. Then sleep for like 10 hours.
>> Anonymous
>>76118
Hey, maybe that's your answer.
>> Anonymous
I would be afraid to do that since it isn't my dog. Iv come to feel bad for the dog instead of hate it now over the past few days. The problem definitely lies in the owner and not the dog.. they kept it in the garage most of the time and rarely gave it attention. It isn't house trained nor disciplined. It is 5 years old and doesn't know what No means or when to even stop. I tried to take it for a walk and he acted like he didn't know what to do. It just sat and wouldn't move so I doubt he even got walks. :\ I feel bad that when he goes home on monday he's most likely going to go straight back to the garage.

As a bonus.. he really likes the treats that my other dogs won't eat. How much beer would be safe to give to a 40lb dog? I don't want him vomiting.
>> Anonymous
>>76129
Not much. Dogs cant hold liquor like us humans. Mix a quarter of a beer in with its food and see how it acts. Or, to make things simpler, just give it a damned benadryl with some meat wrapped around it. 1 benadryl will put him to sleep for hours. Just dont give him any more or you'll OD him.
>> Anonymous
>>76129
That poor thing. My dad's dogs are like that; i housesat for them once. I wanted to cry and kept them with me in the house the whole two weeks.