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minature asshole Anonymous
dear /an/

i hate this dog. not mine but my bf's family dog. what should i do with it besides wait for it to die?
>> Anonymous
>>232916

Tickle him behind the ears and give him a slice of bacon.
>> Anonymous
Valium, not too much
>> Anonymous
Pat him on his head and tell him he's a good boy before giving him a doggy chocolate drop.
>> Anonymous
put it on a diet first, jesus shit
>> Anonymous
>>232917
are you kidding me? this dog alone is the reason why i DO NOT want miniature dachshunds.

it's spoiled, obese, refuses to eat normal dog food (wendy's chicken nuggets anyone?), barks a shit storm, pees inside the house, HAS to sleep on the bed and is very stinky.

i know its not my dog but it's really given me an insight of what NOT to fucking do when i have a dog.
>> Anonymous
>it's spoiled, obese, refuses to eat normal dog food (wendy's chicken nuggets anyone?), barks a shit storm, pees inside the house, HAS to sleep on the bed and is very stinky.

Seems like your shitty bf and his family didn't properly raise and condition the dog. When that sack of shit finally knocks you up enjoy knowing how your children will turn out.

Also, enjoy the boyfriend.
>> Anonymous
Dog's only as good as his owner.
I say take a baseball bat to your boyfriend's head.
>> Anonymous
>it's spoiled, obese, refuses to eat normal dog food (wendy's chicken nuggets anyone?), barks a shit storm, pees inside the house, HAS to sleep on the bed and is very stinky.

It doesn't eat normal dog food because it knows people will feed it chicken nuggets, it's obese because it isn't fed properly and probably isn't walked, it probably has terrible gas and skin problems because of what it's fed, and if your bf and his family had properly raised it, it wouldn't bark constantly and would be housebroken. Of course, it's probably incontinent now.

If you seriously think the dog is to blame, you should be sterilized. Otherwise your spawn will inevitably be 'raised' into spoiled, obese little shits who never shut the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
Is he neutered? You should give him a blowjob, he'll be your best friend for life :3
>> Anonymous
>>232947
The dog doesn't HAVE to eat chicken nuggets, and it doesn't HAVE to sleep on the bed. Make it sleep on the floor, give it dry kibble. It isn't like the thing will starve and stop sleeping.
Goddamn, do I hate people who act like dogs are spoiled children.