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Oh God no. Oh fuck no!


Kill. The. Ocean.
>> Anonymous
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Burn it to the ground.
>> Hyperbolie !/vvPu8L6pA
WTF IS THAT?!? O_O;
>> Anonymous
>>48586
Your worst nightmare come to life.
>> Anonymous
>>48586
Lampreys.
>> Anonymous
seconded
>> animals & nature boba
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<<Lampries must die
>> Anonymous
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PEACE OUT.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, let's BURN the ocean to the GROUND.

Or, alternatively, let the freaking ugly creatures stay in it. Burn them if they grow feet and start coming up to land, if they're as terrifyingly ugly then.
>> Anonymous
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They remind me of the Goauld in Stargate
>> Anonymous
So do they eat humans or something?
>> Anonymous
>>48642
They latch onto larger fish, saw through the skin, and drink blood while working towards the organs, but they're not picky. Just about anyone that's ever swum in the great lakes has had to pull one off of themselves.
>> Anonymous
In the moonspeak we happily gargle away here in Finland it's called 'nahkiainen'.
>> Anonymous
>>48645
next time my cousin wants me to go swimming in Lake Erie is gonna get a fist in the face now.
>> Architeuthis !n8DM/3U.xE
>>48645
Lamprey don't "work towards the organs." Sheesh. And they're only a problem in the great lakes because...
A) Humans put them there, and they quickly took over.
B) Unlike Europe, where Lamprey is a delicacy, Americans think "ick!" and refuse to eat them, although this type of fish has been a standard food since, oh, Roman times, perhaps earlier. If we ate Lamprey, then they wouldn't be as much of a problem, as we'd be eating them!
>> Anonymous
Jesus.
>> Anonymous
>>48656
Giant worms dont come off as tasty to eat.

This is the most horrific animal Ive ever seen. Most of them come from the water!
>> Anonymous
Wow, I thought the look a lot nicer, like in book illustrations.
I would eat one, but I'm from Europe and they're rare here. The Americans should export them!
>> Anonymous
Put that shit on your dick and CUM HARD
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>48582
that must hurt
>> Anonymous
That's very disgusting. You deserve to die a very slow, painful, and horrible death. Then again, I have to laugh very hard at the person pulling them off.
>> Anonymous
>>48688

shop amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>48663Giant worms dont come off as tasty to eat.

You just get used to it, or you grew up without it.
>> Architeuthis !n8DM/3U.xE
>>48663
They're fish, and supposedly both meaty and yummy. I'd eat one.

>>48674
Good idea!
>> Anonymous
All of Cosine's vaginas look horribly infected.
>> Anonymous
Eel are delicious, so there's no reason in particular these creatures wouldn't be.
I'd eat it in a heartbeat
>> Anonymous
oh jesus christ what the fuck why don't we expterminate these motherfuckers instead of killing whales =/
>> Anonymous
>>48656
While I'd have no problem eating them in theory, I wouldn't want to eat one that came out of Lake Erie. The water there is just kinda nasty. I'm happily munch away on a farm-raised one, however.
>> Anonymous
>>48674
I think many of the lakes they infest are really polluted. Typically any lake with too much mercury and other junk in it can't be commercially fished.

yeah yeah, dirty amerikkkans 9_9
>> Anonymous
THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING RAD we should engineer them to have bat wings and train them to infiltrate cities at night, not burn the oceans, asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>48646
Wait so, I've eaten these lampreys before? I tried them once years ago and I do remember them looking nasty but nothing like lampreys. Well I guess I'm not that much grossed out by them anymore.
>> Hibiscus Kazeneko
Yeah, the Japs and the Wegies should kill THESE insread of whales.
>> Anonymous
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>>48582Kill. The. Ocean.

Take that, Ocean!
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>>48865
I'm reporting you to the ocean abuse center. Enjoy your stay at club-fed.