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Doing it wrong. Anonymous
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm
>> Anonymous
In other words, fucking your pets is perfectly natural.
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
That penguin was dressed like a slut.
>> Anonymous
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>>An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.
>>The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.
>>The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology.
>>The bizarre event took place on a beach on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both fur seals and king penguins.
>>Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.
>>Equally, it might be been an aggressive, predatory act; or even a playful one that turned sexual.
>>The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.
>>After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report.

Sounds like a 4channer. Link to video?
>> Anonymous
Better than a pie!
>> Anonymous
>Chinstrap penguins occasionally indulge in homosexual behaviour, and adelie penguins sometimes "prostitute" themselves to get stones for nest-building;

LOL 3 stones for a BJ
>> Anonymous
http://www.tonawanda-news.com/newtoday/gnnnewtoday_story_190220441.html?keyword=topstory
Real or hoax?
>> Yeah I knew someone beat me to it. Anonymous
"At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin," says Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa.

The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it.

The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape - but to no avail.

The seal may have been frustrated in its attempts to find a partner

The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.

Marion Island is the only place in the world where Antarctic fur seals are known to hunt king penguins on land, so the idea that the fur seal was trying to eat the object of its attention made sense.

"But then we realised that the seal's intentions were rather more amorous."

The penguin did not appear to have been injured by the seal, the scientists report.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm
>> Anonymous
In B4 "UR gonna get raepd"
>> Anonymous
Ok, /an/, why won't you have a seat over here. Now, who did it?
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>243669
It was >>243674
>> Guodzilla
Followup story just posted:

"There was a sighting an hour later of the seal lying on a beach several miles away, lounging on the rocks smoking a cigarette.
'Meh, It wasn't that great a lay,' it commented after being questioned. 'Like, porpoises have some kickass foreplay, y'know.'
The penguin was quite indignant after the whole episode.
'The bum only paid me HALF what he usually does!' it is credited as having said afterward.
'He's gonna have to cough up the rest, or BOY will my pimp make him sorry!'"