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If you could have a fully tame, domesticated version of any animal species as a pet, what would it be?
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I don't know about you, but I DEFINITELY wouldn't be wanting to rob a house if there was a fucking hippo around. They're TERRIFYING, jesus christ.

On a slightly more serious note, probably something like a bilby, tree kangaroo, wombat, sloth, or something..
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a hyena, giraffe, lion, elephant, lemur, gorilla, chimp, tapir.. i can just go on.

any one of those is fine with me. i think it'd be awesome to ride a giraffe.
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Ogger Bogger
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I want a red river hog. Look at that beard!
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I am the fucking king.
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Red Panda
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>> Lady Anon
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I'd be the terror of the oceans!
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Polar bear or giraffe.
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mmmmm
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It would have to be the Bawls Kid.
>> Anonymous
fishing cat of course
>> liger Anonymous
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without a doubt, riding it around, stuff like that
bad ass or a grizzly
>> Anonymous
>>123061
Battle cat FTW!
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ANY animal species, you say?
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<that thing
lots of it
>> Anonymous
>>123103
Once he trips he'll never get back up.
>> Anonymous
>>123129
Which is why they're extinct. The meteor shook the ground and they all fell over at the same time, lol.
>> Anonymous
>>123003
either a chimp (so it could double as a primitive butler and do some household chores) or a tiger
>> Anonymous
i would have a hippo. named biscuits.
>> Anonymous
A great big fuck off Polar Bear I could wrestle and put armour on.Think "Dane Cook moneky sketch" but with a Polar Bear.Raargh!
>> Anonymous
An ocelot, or maybe one of those marmosets or eye eyes. Oh, or honeybear things.
>> Anonymous
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Gerenuk, to impress the babes.
>> Anonymous
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You never said it had to be real...
>> Anonymous
an 18 year old super model
>> Anonymous
>>123345
you mean 7 year old?
>> Anonymous
>>123346
dude, if you want a 7 year old super model go for it. I want mine ready to go wherever I go without worrying about the party van.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>123348
So.. did you go for Vet Tech Barbie, or the chubby one? It would have to be the chubby one, they came around 2000, right? They aren't collectors items yet, I think.
>> Anonymous
>>123350
you usually troll better than that. are you ok?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>123356
Tired. I thought it was pretty good, implying his "7 year old super model" was a barbie doll, but I just couldn't get it phrased quite right. Please consider it an iceburn, regardless.
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>>123358
lol ok
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>123360
Thanks. I'd like to stay OT and name the dude in that picture as my imaginary domesticated pet. I bet his pecs are beautiful.
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>> Anonymous
>>123363

Isn't that Andy Samberg? I've seen him shirtless and wasn't terribly impressed.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Oh shit. A google of that guy makes me retract my previous statement. Some people are better stretched out in tight clothing from odd angles than in good lighting. I would rather have a pet lynx.
>> Anonymous
>>123369
you've broken andy samberg's heart. I hope you and your hussy lynx are proud of yourselves.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>123370
Yea well, I'm sure he'll find someone just like him who has pastries for muscles, and they will live happily ever after and have little dough babies.
>> Anonymous
>>123373

He told you that he's crazy for those cupcakes, cousin.
>> Anonymous
Snow Leopard, all the way.
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>>123373
how about me?
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>>123005
Seconding a fucking hippo, holy shit if I had a hippo that would do my bidding and not kill me in a berserker rage the second it laid eyes on me that would be fuck-awesome. Hippos seriously can fuck shit up, and they take no shit from anything! A hippo will just as soon kill a man as look at him! Those guys in the boats are fucked. Hard.
>> Anonymous
>>123003
human female
>> Anonymous
>>123504
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3NueKXS6dk
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>123466
That's very special.
>>123501
That cat is going to rape you. If you want to attempt to have dough babies with the high-five dude, have fun. Actually, film it, people would pay big bugs for that.

Also, I changed my mind. I want a domesticated tapir.
>> Anonymous
>>123552

I saw a NG special about hippos where three local fishermen accidentally adopted a hippo. It was so friendly that it let the local kids ride on it. I don't remember if it was male of female.
>> Anonymous
>>123501
I want to own this boy.
>> Anonymous
Pygmy wooly mammoth.
>> Anonymous
>>123552
Holy shit, I'm getting myself a hippo right now.
>> Anonymous
I'd wan't a wolverine. Or perhaps some striped hyena. You ever wanna wake up to the sound of a hyena?
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Who's gonna suspect that a turtle is going to take your fucking arm off if you get too close?

Snapping Turtle
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>>123344
>> Anonymous
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A Serval. These cats look fucking awesome, and decently sized. Big, but not HUEG
>> HARPY EAGLE Anonymous
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>>123677

Servals rock. But the Harpy's my pick.

The females are bigger too.
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Just imagine taking the hippo out for a walk
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>>123369
I herd u liek Lynxes. I have lots of them in my back yard.
>> Anonymous
WTF???spider from hell
>> Anonymous
A small group of raptors.

Fucking raptors man.
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They called me a madman. A MADMAN. But I still insist that THIS COMBINATION would make the perfect pet.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>123919
King cheetah ftw
>> Anonymous
>>123919
>>124161

enjoy your retarded inbred feline, lulz
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>124166
All cheetahs are inbred.
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One of these.
>> Anonymous
>>124211
I'd say gb2/v but /v haets Mithra that aren't naked, despite /v being a worksafe board.
>> Anonymous
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a Bonobo is the one for me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo
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>>124211
>> Anonymous
>>124169
No, they aren't.
>>124228
Catgirls aren't 'furry'. Not sure why they don't count as it though.
>> Anonymous
>>124224
you just want to fuck it
>> Anonymous
>>124239

Haven't you ever seen the chart? Maybe if Mithra were covered in cat-fur from head to toe and had 100% authentic cat faces then I'd agree.

>>124240

You could say that about everyone here.
>> Anonymous
>>124243
cuz its 4chan!
>> Anonymous
maybe a cheetah
>> Anonymous
>>124243
I've seen the chart. All 2548451547230548000 versions of it.
If you think a catgirl is hot because she has animal ears and a tail, you're furry. How do you know that actually isn't fur instead of skin anyway? Could be not just detailed.
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>>123366
>> Anonymous
>>124239

YES, they are. Cheetahs went through an evolutionary bottleneck a long time ago. Basically, they were on the verge of extinction and miraculously recovered. However, the effect was that ALL cheetahs are genetically as closely related as cousins. They have less than 1% DNA variance. Every time cheetahs fuck, it's practically incest. And King Cheetahs are no more genetically inbred than regular spotted cheetahs (in fact, they may even be considered to have MORE variance due to the fact that they have mutated genes).
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>>124255
ORLY?

Here is official art and it doesn't look like fur to me on them tasty thighs.

As for the thread... I would have maybe a large bat of some kind. I'm assuming that by "domesticated" it has learned to shit in one location.
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I'd name him Citizen Snips
>> Anonymous
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He's really just tickling my submarine
>> Anonymous
>>124281
Sir! >:(

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I envy you.
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Large-scale :3
Liger is a close second, but seems like overkill...
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i choose this one