Not only does she break the monatony of a long crap, but she keeps my underwear warm too.
God, someone call the SPCA for animal cruelty. HURRY, IT'S AN EMERGENCY.But seriously, that's gross.
>>88546Dogs eat their own shit and sniff each other's asses. I don't see what's so gross about this...
This is pretty awesome, but I never got why people have long sessions on the dunny. Necessity is the mother of all invention, eh? It must be my good high-fibre diet.
That dog looks frightened.
Close the bathroom door when you go to take a crap maybe?
Sort of related.. my dogs love to curl up in dirty laundry too
>>88550Reading books will increase your duration greatly.
It's an extremely weird sensation to be half-way through an offering to the porcelain god only to hear your pants go "prr prr prrrr mmmrrraoow". Cats are 80% ninja, 10% fur, 10% teeth and claws.
My cat likes to follow me around when I leave my room...Even to the bathroom.
>>89536Yeah my cat loves to rub against my feet and purr while I work on squeezing out another huge log.
>>89547even worse my cat tries to sit on my lap when I'm trying to take a dump. She has very sharp claws.
My dog follows me when I go to the bathroom.But she's so polite that she looks the other way.And she gets mad if I take to long. :(
>>89687I know a dog that gets all embarrassed and offended if people watch him "go". He's too shy. We need to look away or otherwise pretend to ignore it. :D ...But he's learned to go on command when out for a walk so it's doesn't really make things tricky. (It works only most of the time, though.)
>>88543You have hairy legs, OP.But anyway, doesn't anybody here close the door while taking a dump? :(
>>88573So do my doggies.
My cat perches on the corner of the bathroom sink and sits and stares at you as you try to go. She has this evil intimidating stare too.She used to sit on the edge of the tub and watch me take a bath too until I splashed her one day. XD.And yes, I close the door but she knows how to open them. :-) Smartest(and weirdest) cat I've ever owned.
>>89796Maybe your cat wants some of your brownies, give her some.
>>89789I have to close the door when I poop. I don't have any pets and there's usually no one home but I -have- to. :(
I can't pee if my cat is watching me, I always close the door.