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'sup /an/. I found this spider crawling on the wall of my room, and I'd really like some help identifying it. Looks kinda like a brown recluse spider, but I'd like for someone to provide a second opinion, please.
>> Anonymous
brown recluse
>> Anonymous
wtf arent brown recluse spiders poisonous? where do u live cause i live in jersey and there are brown recluse here
>> Anonymous
>>307748
Yeah, I live in upstate New York, and this is the first brown recluse I've ever seen. Unless if it's not a brown recluse at all, but I know fuck all about spiders.
>> Anonymous
>>307751
Yeah, that's a recluse alright.

make sure it doesn't bite you. And if it does, seek treatment immediately.
Those bites will necrotize your flesh VERY quickly.

In other words, your flesh will rot off your body.
>> Anonymous
>>307763
Thanks for the info, and yeah, I let it outside quite a ways from here. Hopefully it hasn't bitten me in my sleep.
>> Anonymous
Its hard to tell but its close enough look to a female recluse that I would kill it immediately, if its small begin to worry. Those suckers can get big and if there is a hatch in the house you will want to spray asap.
>> Anonymous
Look at that shit being all reclusive next to your brown table... no shit its a brown recluse, you're fucking dead
>> Anonymous
Brown recluse.
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Kinda looks like a Woodlouse Hunter. You should be fine, just stick it outside if you haven't already killed it.
>> Anonymous
>>307802
Kinda? That's almost exact. It might be his twin brother. Unfortunately for OP, even though it's not a brown recluse, it is, in fact, a brown recluse.
>> Anonymous
Why is everything a brown fucking recluse? It looks nothing like a recluse. Or am I missing the boat on a completely shit pseudo-meme?
>> Anonymous
>>307958
condoms
>> Anonymous
>>307958
2 reasons
1)EVERY Spider is a Brown Recluse
2) This spider is brown, and reclusive.
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brown recluse?
>> Anonymous
>>307958

Just a bunch of shitheads that couldn't troll properly to save their lives.
>> Anonymous
>>307958
Coloration aside it looks a lot closer to a brown recluse than... pretty much anything else /an/ has identified as a brown recluse.
>> Anonymous
Looks like an ant...
>> Anonymous
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It's the Sowbug Killer (Dysdera crocota)

There - happy?
>> Anonymous
>>307733
I'm guessing it's some kind of delicious.

Commence experiment
>> Anonymous
Yellow Sac Spider
>> Anonymous
Again with the retarded replies. Looks nothing like a yellow sac spider.