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Anonymous
Elephants DO have wrinkles.
>> Anonymous
that is one wierd ass looking elaphant
>> Anonymous
DURR...DURR...DURR
>> Anonymous
Elephants are big, gray, and wrinkled because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be an aspirin.
>> Anonymous
Elephants are the last dinousaurs we got left on the planet! Unless you count humans as well.
>> Anonymous
>>132588
Keith Richards is a living fossil.
>> Anonymous
Elephants sometimes rape and kill smaller animals. Just because they can.
>> Anonymous
>>132609
no, thats rhinos
>> Anonymous
>>132588
Since when are Elephants or Humans in the Archosaur family? :/
>> Anonymous
>>132916
They're mistaken again. It's dolphins that are archosaurs, not humans and elephants.
>> Anonymous
>>132926
Dolphins aren't Archosaurs either.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archosaur
>> Anonymous
Its penis has eyes o.O
>> Anonymous
>>132928
Then why do they lay hard-shelled eggs, huh?
>> Anonymous
>>133204

How could they give birth in water? The babies would drown! That's why they have to come on land and lay eggs. I'm surprised you haven't heard about this yet, there's been a special about it on the Discovery Channel several times.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>133207
This. Plus, we have had like three other threads about this in the last 24 hours! Please keep up with the class, folks, dolphins lay eggs. It's getting really tiring repeating this all the time.
>> Anonymous
>>133206
I knew someone would say that.
>>133207
Dolphin comes from Greek 'delphis' which means 'with a womb'.WITH A WOMB.VIVIPAROUS ANIMALS HAVE WOMBS.And are there any parts of these specials on Youtube? If so, give me links.
>> Anonymous
>>133207

No, you've got it all wrong. Don't you pay attention? The Dolphins lay eggs IN THE WATER, and then the eggs wash onto shore. When they hatch, the babies use their flippers to inch their way to the water. It's a very special thing to watch - it only happens at the new moon, when the beach is in total darkness.
>> Anonymous
>>133213
I'm not your fucking servant, you go find the videos.