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Anonymous File :-(, x)
Hmm, so he wants a 'serious' lizard?
Get him a Perentie Goanna - 8 feet long and while not quite the largest, certainly the nastiest.
It will fuck him up. They are from Australia, can survive being run over by cars, have massive claws and can climb trees.
They also kill kangaroos for food when full-grown, but prefer to just eat all the smaller lizards. There are glands in their throat which foster a highly poisonous bacteria used to help kill their prey.
Keep it in the house = Fuckwin.
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