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A RELEVENT THREAD ABOUT MY LOVE FOR MOTHER NATURE Anonymous
I was walking in the woods and saw a moose raping a doe. So I shot the moose in the face and the doe smiled and I was like 'hey bitch what u doin' and then that doe waved her big floppy titties at me and I shoved my cock right in her mouth and busted two nuts through her gap tooth doe grin. I finished by following the doe back to her pad (which was a fucking shithole by the way) and blasted her in front of her kids, you know, bambi style. I let the kids live but gave them each a disfiguring scar under there right eyes, to let them never forget that they have seen their mother die, you know, in case they get old as fuck and get Alzheimer's or something. So anyways I went back home cover in moose and doe brains and my wife was like, 'god damn u sexy' and I fucked her in front of our kids just cuz I can.
(pic related moose)
>> Anonymous
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So then I proceeded to live a healthy live and low and behold, 20 years later, 'BAM', you remember that doe's kids I was telling you about right, well fuck man, that one little buck came back. And this nigger was a grown damn man now, and I was old as fuck because it had been 20 years and I was beaten down by the world cuz my wife had got pregnant with some spics baby and I thought it was my baby but when I saw it pop out of her vag I was like, 'that's a fucking spic baby that ain't mine' even though, I myself am a dirty mexican, but I ain't no spic, and this baby was one dirty wetback spic. My back is sometimes wet, so I guess you could call me a wetback, but I ain't no spic and if you call me that I would have made a point to fight you back in the day, but now I'm old as fuck, since it's been 20 years since that fateful day when I saved, got a wicked handjob, and then murdered a doe in front of her fucking kids. So anyways, I'm mexican right? Oh, I said that. Ok. Anyways 20 years fly by with my wife popping out spics left and right and this doe's buck came back. SEEKING REVENGE! And by this point I hadn't honed my animal killing skills in a while because I'm old as fuck and my dick doesn't even work anymore so what's the point of even killing something if I can't even get hard off it, AMIRITE?
(pic related doe in question)
>> Anonymous
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So this buck, who was the doe's son, (I'm fucking mexican by the way), proceeds to whip the living cockpiss out of me and makes me give him a brings in a fucking moose to rape me, then get this, he saves me from the fucking moose?!?!?!??! I was like 'thanks man' and he's like 'no problem'. So anyways, at this point I think he's pretty cool right (I KILLED HIS FUCKING MOM DUDE, I'D BE PISSED IF I WAS HIM LULZ), so in my brain I was like, dude this guys so awesome I'd suck his dick. So I suck his dick and he comes twice through my gap tooth grin. Then I go to visit my wife to tell her of this cool guy I met and 'BAM' THE FUCKING DOE'S BUCK SHOOTS ME in front of my old family. But the joke was on that fuck they weren't even my spic kids... WAIT... I"M A MEXICAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY WERE MUH KIDS THE BUCK WONNNNNNNN.
HE RECEIVED HIS VENNGEANNNCE.
So, yeah, I'm mexican and dead as fuck now, I'm sending this from heaven right now and I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror.
(pic related my whore spic loving wife)
>> Anonymous
The fuck....?
>> Anonymous
/b/ is that way