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So cold... Anonymous
I hate squirrels and think they should be shot, but I fear them and their beady little eyes.
>> Anonymous
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I hate squirrels and think they should be shot, but I fear them and their beady little eyes.
>> Anonymous
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I hate squirrels and think they should be shot, but I fear them and their beady little eyes.
>> Anonymous
Squirrels are boring. People who think there's anything noteworthy about them are fuckups.
>> Anonymous
i agree shoot them on site or cage them. God i hate them so much. electricity works as well
>> Anonymous
i'm in favor of any animal that annoys anyone

FUCK YEAH SQUIRRELS RULE
>> c1
well i will have to say that your fear of squirrels is almost as funny as that chicks fear of pickles but not nearly as funny.. but i am also in favor of squirrels because your afraid of them...
>> Anonymous
Do what a couple of friends and I did in college, capture one, give it (I dunno what it was specifically, but one of them was working at a vets and grabbed some stuff that knocked it out for a while), bleach it, and then color it bright pink.

We did this to a few squirrels, and it even reached the news paper. Much lulz was had.
>> Anonymous
>>136099

i seriously started just cracking up
>> Anonymous
>>136099
Post pix nao.
>> Anonymous
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I hate grey squirrels. Stupid American fuckers are running amock here in the UK and killing our much lovelier red squirrel. I say we catch the yankie bastards and dump them back in the US.

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to bring them over in the first place? Probably the same kind of people who release mink in the country, or the Nazi raccoons in germany :(
>> Anonymous
>>136114
Just shoot them, oh wait.
Can't you guys have air rifles or something?
>> Anonymous
>>136114
I'll take your grey squirrels, but you have to take all the nigra squirrels that have been showing up lately. Damn Canadians and their lazy, well-fare mooching squirrels..
>> Anonymous
>>136114
thats what you get for giving us invasive species, fuckers. right back at cha.
>> Hyper Cutter !XQ6W0CNp/o
>>136114
Serves you right for giving us sparrows, starlings, and God only knows what else...
>> Anonymous
>>136398
Weren't Starlings introduced by some idiots who wanted all of the birds mentioned in Shakespere's plays to inhabit Central Park in New York? That's what I heard in my Ornithology class even though it has to be one of the most dumb fuck criteria for introducing a bird I can imagine.

Wikipedia says that the same asshole who introduced Starlings also introduced House Sparrows, another common nonnative pest although, supposedly just because it was fashionable at the time.
>> Anonymous
Hmmm... Squirrel Pie!

http://www.jerrysbaitandtackle.com/Recipes/Squirrel/Pie.htm