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Anonymous
OH SHIT, HIPPOS!
>> Anonymous
He has a weapon. WHy is he running?
>> Anonymous
>>209851
that weapon is only useful for trying to kill himself before the hippo does
>> Anonymous
>>209851
He has a walkie talkie. What's he gonna do with it, talk the hippo to giving up? Even if he had a goddman bazooka, he wouldn't get a chance to point it at the hippo and fire before he was ripped to shreds.
>> Guodzilla
Hippos may look slow, stupid, silly and docile, but above and beyond all others they are the most dangerous animal in Africa (not counting humans, of course).
>> Guodzilla
>>209878
Actually, they are none of the above. They are quite cunning, intelligent, agressively territorial and, above all, FAST. Just because they're vegetarians doesn't mean they won't attack on sight. It just means your shredded carcass will be that much easier to find; that is, if the crocs don't get it after the hippos are done.
>> Anonymous
I have met with such difficulty trying to convince people that hippos are dangerous. They always think I'm joking.
>> Anonymous
Hippo + man on back carrying AK47 = unstoppable
>> Anonymous
>>209886

What about a man with a m-16 riding a grizzly bear?
>> Guodzilla
>>209881
Actually, I've heard that what I said earlier isn't exactly true. Hippos are so mean that even crocs avoid tussling with them. So if they're in the same lake, hippos are on one side, crocs are on the other, and they don't mingle.
>> Anonymous
>>209886
fuck !!

LULZ LULZ LULZ...LOL!
>> Anonymous
Go hippo! go get that nigger!
>> Anonymous
>>209886
You would be ripped to shreds before you got close enough to get on its back.
>> Anonymous
Run bro, run
>> Anonymous
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AHH IT'S CATCHING UP!
>> Anonymous
ancient pic is ancient
>> Anonymous
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