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So I finnaly get all the info I need about careing for a cat in an apartment, and I head to our local SPCA. I find a nice cat, not a young one but one I thought was mellow enough and looked healthy.

The woman takes it out of the cage and we head to go fill out the paperwork. I jokeingly ask if I need to pay by the pound like ground beef, and she freaks out. She snatches the cat from me and calls over another guy that works there. I mean she seriously though I was getting the cat to eat it!

Long story short, I am now banned from the spca. Stupid rednecks.
>> Barksalot !!bUy38Am5hmk
1. They have seen it all before. Terrible things happen to animals.
2. (Wo)men who work at animal rescues can get a little too emotional and attached.
3. Are you Asi
>> Anonymous
lolololol are you azn?
>> namefag@tripcode
I. FUCKING. LOL'D.

srsly, you made me not so pissed off that I just bricked the computer I need tomorrow and have to stay up all night fixing it. and yet, here I am at 4chan
>> Anonymous
WILL IT BLEND?
>> Anonymous
I am white, and frankly out for revenge now.
>> Anonymous
Aw, you can find a nice stray wandering around somewhere... of course, those ones can be a little hard to catch, but think of it as Pokemon IRL
>> Anonymous
>>241944
yea but how can I get it fixed and get its shots when that crazy bitch is working?
>> Anonymous
>>241958
Kill her
>> Anonymous
>>241944
oh god i had never acctually seen it like that
now i gotta catch'em all
do they fit in small pokeballs though?
>> Anonymous
last time my mother went to get a cat from the SPCA, the people there wanted to do a home inspection... wtf???

you'd think they wanted to keep all the cats forever :/
>> Anonymous
CAT SMOOTHIE
It tastes better than it looks!
>> Anonymous
theres prolly other shelters in your area besides the SPCA
>> Anonymous
pay by the pound lol what the fuck were you thinking
>> Anonymous
I am thinking of getting a few pounds of old ground beef and leaving it on their doorstep in a animal carrier. That should send a message, and if they know its me I will just say its a donation of food.
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>242109
That is a really good way to get police officers at your house. Not the kind that come in and take off their clothes, either. I occasionally do front-office stuff at a shelter, and that joke gets made all the time. It was funny the first couple times and now.. now we just respond "I can recommend a good, discreet, butcher." Startled stare/horrified look = safe home for animal. Asking for referral = security will escort you out.


>>241991
The "home inspection" is more to see if you will allow it than to make sure the cat is going somewhere safe. If you want the cat bad enough that you are willing to let a stranger in your house, then you are probably going to take care of it. As long as your house is safe for humans to live in, it should pass any inspection they do.
>> Anonymous
>>242113
I'm sorry, but I don't care if that cat would be my soul mate, I'm not having some random hippy asshole coming in to my house to judge whether it's fit for life or not.
>> Anonymous
This whole thing is retarded. I could see if you were adopting a pig or even a chow, but nobody eats cats unless there's a famine. They're stringy as fuck. And even if you did, who the fuck would pay the adoption fee for a kitten when all you need is a can of tuna and a raccoon trap to catch a half-dozen full-grown cats?
>> Anonymous
>>242153

This is awesome truth. Cats are fucking vermin, and can be caught ANYWHERE, especially in the city.
>> Anonymous
This is awesome truth. Humans are fucking vermin, and can be caught ANYWHERE, especially in the city.
>> Anonymous
>>242153
this is the United States, you will meet some of the most retarded people in the world.