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>> Anonymous
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BIRD LIKE CLOSET
>> Anonymous
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CAREFUL, DON'T GET TOO CLOSE
>> Anonymous
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IT GOT ME
>> Anonymous
You sound retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>317360
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post ur birds
>> Anonymous
I had a green conure, but it died of a heart attack in my fathers hands as it tried to fly out my door and got stuck inbetween the door and screen door, the 2 inches of space. As my bird tried to fly for it's life in the 2 inches of space. I ran as fast as I could to the door. A family member of mine left my house and didnt notice. We opened the front door to find my green conure on the floor flapping it's wings damaged still trying to fly even though she was grounded. My father took the bird in his hands and we sat there panicking and crying as it died.
>> Anonymous
I fucking lol'd.

Just look at it. You know that's EXACTLY how they're thinking.
>> Anonymous
My cockatiel died this morning. His name was bird, he died on garbage day. His timing was always excellent, and this morning was no exception. I put him in the garbage bag of love where he was picked up by the trash can angels and brought to the dump of heaven. Every garbage day shall now be known as Bird day. RIP little buddy!
>> Anonymous
>>317367

asshole... It's a true story. That bird just reminded me of my loving quite shy bird that I loved so much...
>> Anonymous
moar fotos
>> Anonymous
>>317365
OP here and I have a worse story. When I was little our family used to foster birds. We had a conure that became a best friend to me and it slept in my room. It could get out of the cage by lifting up the metal bars with its feet and walking out. One day in 5th grade I woke up to piss, and when I came back and turned on the light I saw its tail feathers sticking out of a wrinkle in my pillow. I had crushed it in the middle of the night after it got out to sleep next to me.

A year later I had a bird die in my hands from a brain aneurism. In its final moments, a big clot of blood shot through its mouth onto my hands :('

and thats why I now go on /b/ :<
>> Anonymous
>>317374

wow thats fucking terrible, I feel for you :( but that must have really sucked and the guilt must have been terrible. :(
>> Anonymous
I have an even worse story;
A bird crapped on me... :(
>> Anonymous
>>317374
lies

birds do not feel compassion

he wanted to kill you in your sleep...

you are just fucking lucky enough to have a strong subconscious