Birds are dumb, 'cause small bird brainsBut so are kids and old peopleSome birds talk, most others singI don't see you eat a talking birdPigs smell bad, they roll in pooBut so do kids and elderlyI don't see you chop off an old man's feetPut 'em in a mason jar and pickle themNo chowder for you, 'cause clams have feelings tooActually they don't have central nervousnessNo manhatten style, clams have the right to smileCome to think about it, they don't have a faceComment too long. Clickhereto view the full text.