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Anonymous
I found this dog (in the picture) walking around outside my house (I live pretty far up north, as you can see). He must have walked a long way and I want to bring him into my house, but when I tried before he snarled at me. How can I bring him into the house without pissing him off? I'm going to go try to wrestle him in now before he runs off and freezes, but a quick answer would help if I don't succeed.
>> Anonymous
Snarling is that breed of dog's way of saying pet me. So go ahead and walk right up to him.
>> Anonymous
Just grab him by the scruff of the neck so he can't bite you and force him quickly, but gently into a large box. Gloves would probably be useful as well. He looks kind of small and bushy though. Could it be a fox, and not a dog?
>> Anonymous
that my friend is a badger


hope you like having no fingers
>> Anonymous
1/10 you have to put in more effort when trolling.
also first two repliers are dumfags for not noticing.
>> Anonymous
>>284727
>1/10 you have to put in more effort when trolling.
>also first two repliers are dumfags for not noticing.

>>284718
>Snarling is that breed of dog's way of saying pet me. So go ahead and walk right up to him.

You would have to be a pretty big "dumfag" for not noticing that the first reply is urging the troll to walk straight up to the badger and get mauled.
>> Anonymous
its a wolverine
how cute
>> Anonymous
>>284726
Somehow, I think they noticed it.
>> Anonymous
You found that dog a year ago and you still alive?
>> Anonymous
HUUUUURRRRRRR


DUUUUUURRRRRRF
HUUUR
>> Anonymous
>>284742
>2008/07/29
>9:11:34

>2008
>> Anonymous
1/10
Too obvious a copy of that funny ass poster
>> Anonymous
>>284726
>>284733
Wait so is that a badger or a wolverine. At first I thought it was a wolverine but now I'm not sure.
>> Anonymous
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Buddy, that is no dog. It's a Wolverine, and it will most likely kill you if you try wrestling it.
Just leave it alone, they're adapted to the cold quite well.
>> Anonymous
OP, don't listen to any of the jackasses in this thread, besides>>284718, who has the right idea. Best let it in and give it some food before it starves to death.
>> LuLz Anonymous
yeah let a wolverine in your house, let me know how that goes : )
>> Ragnaros the Firelord !!yzhEkwd9SJR
give it some jailbait,beer and a cigar. it will be happy.
>> you say funny thing Anonymous
LulZ
>> Anonymous
offer it peanut butter. i hear dogs like peanut butter
>> Anonymous
Leave the dog alone!
>> Anonymous
Where do you find snow in July in the Northern Hemisphere?
That's way more puzzling.
>> Anonymous
I laughed hysterically.
>> Anonymous
>>284717

Cool fake timestamp bro.

>>284727

They were going along with it you fuckwit.
>> Anonymous
OP stop being a fucking retard, thats not a dog.
>> Anonymous
>>285417

/an/ - Trolls trolling trolls.
>> Anonymous
>>285426
>4chan: Trolls trolling trolls.
Fix'd.
>> Anonymous
SNIKT SNIKT. LETS GO BUB!

BERSERKER BARRAGE!!!