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Anonymous
anyone know what triggers a Seabear Attack?
>> Anonymous
There is a wide range of things that can anger a sea bear, including: Playing the clarinet badly, waving a flashlight around, eating cheese (cubed, sliced is fine), stomping around, wearing a hoop skirt, clown shoes or a sombrero in a goofy fashion, screeching like a chimpanzee, running, limping (they hate that more than running), and crawling. The only thing that can prevent a sea bear attack is an anti-sea bear circle.
>> Anonymous
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YOU NO WANT SEABEAR! YOU WANT HOTPOCKET!
>> Anonymous
Don't run away, They HATE that!
>> Anonymous
And remember to wear your anti sea Rhinocerous undergarments. They're attracted by the sound of a Sea Bear
>> Anonymous
>>136966
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>> Anonymous
>>137082
NO WAI