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Anonymous
DIAF
>> Anonymous
k
>> Anonymous
HARHAR
>> Anonymous
saddest wife on earth
>> Anonymous
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sup
>> Anonymous
/r/ sauce on this.
>> Anonymous
>>101986
Why'd she go through with it you think? Stupid, it's so stupid. She shoulda left him at the altar.
>> Anonymous
>>102005

Because otherwise she'd be labeled a horrible person by the military fags.
>> Anonymous
he's pretty fucking fat anyways
>> Anonymous
>>102007
She should run anyway. I bet they would do the same if they had an ugly wife like that.
>> Anonymous
lol there was another picture where they kiss, but the girl was trying to push away
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>>102010
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>> Anonymous
>>102020
consider me lol'd
>> butterfly
she so does NOT want to be there. kill yerself and get it over with baby.
>> Anonymous
wtf IS that?!
>> Anonymous
Hi, can I get an explanation here? Plox.
>> Anonymous
/r/ story behind this, please?
>> Anonymous
Massive burn victim from war??
>> Anonymous
Anyone read Invisible Monsters? Maybe it's like that.
>> Anonymous
>>102019
fucking horrible.
>> Anonymous
>>101974
thats pretty rough. it would be fucked up for her to leave him though..as much as she would want to. if they are getting married..chances are they've been together for a while and whatever happened, happened after their wedding was planned.
>> Anonymous
>>102043
>>102044

dude comes home from iraq all fucked up and stuff. his girlfriend sticks with him and they get marries and drive off into the sunset. been in the news a few weeks back.
>> Anonymous
>>102069

Wow...I would have probably dumped her if that was me. No use in keeping a bitch that will divorce you for some lame reason after a few weeks. I'd buy a V mask and become a ronin or something like that.
>> Anonymous
so WHAT exactly happened to his face
>> Anonymous
>>102075
probably due to a roadside bomb by some terrorist fag
>> Anonymous
>>102074

well, no offense to the guy..but girls aren't going to be flocking to him, so i would've married her too. plus she is pretty cute.
>> Anonymous
>>102074
a ronin?

...
>> Anonymous
>>102083
the terrorists have obviously failed.
>> Anonymous
>>102086
the sex that night must have been HORRIBLE for her
>> Anonymous
burnt off penis?
>> Anonymous
What about that guy who got a flesh-eating germ in his nose and his face had to be surgically removed? I think there was a youtube vid...
>> Anonymous
I hate that for both of them...
If she leaves, then she gets labeled as a horrible person, and he'd probably be left all alone.

@_@;;
>> Anonymous
I'd give him the piggies in that piglet painting thread and run away into the night
>> Anonymous
I think that that guy is an asshole for letting the marrige continue. He knows that he is essentially a monster and she doesnt look AT ALL happy and she was afraid if she cancelled it god would hate her. If I were that dude I would accept that sex and ladies are no longer a part of my life and dress up as a Tusken raider, move down to Arizona and roam the desert and scare little kids
>> Anonymous
Jesus Christ! And I thought Darth Vader had it bad. Here's hoping he can get a face transplant from somewhere, for the sake of both of them.
>> Anonymous
Here's the story.

-They were highschool sweethearts, he an asshole jock pretty-boy, she a princess cheerleader
-He goes to join the military
-they get engaged before he leaves
-while there he gets lit up like a torch
-he comes back an elelphant man
-She's off course horrified but she can't leave him with all the media attention
-she goes through with the wedding, looking so very depressed

**PREDICTION**
-once media dies down, she either
A)leaves him outright and takes half his stuff
B)has an affair and then leaves and takes half his stuff
-Pretty boy lives life as a monster in an ironic twist of cruel fate
>> Anonymous
>>102147

That would be awesome, they could do a documentary on him, th legendary "Tusken Raider of the desert" . But yeah I feel bad for him, she looks like she is a whore anyway
>> Anonymous
No way, that guy's gunna be awesome. He's like a fatass Darth Vader. Without a helmet. Or skills.
>> Anonymous
>>102182
Oh yeah, he's sounding like my hero already
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>>102184
>>Oh yeah, he's sounding like an hero already

fixed
>> Anonymous
see what I mean? I would SO roam the desert if I was him
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And heres the picture I forgot to put in
>> Anonymous
If he really cared about her more than himself he would've cancelled the marriage so she could find someone with whom she won't be disgusted everytime she wakes up next to him in the morning.
>> Anonymous
>>102210
What do you mean? I can barely notice it at all, honey. Ohp, looks like you have a booger hanging out of your NOSTRIL.
>> Anonymous
>>102141

Ha! Found it! (It was a fungus, not a germ, though)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmHkC2JM53c
>> Anonymous
>>102219
AHH!! Scooped out face guy!
>> Anonymous
>>102210
Once she divorces him, she's going to end up with ALL the money.

All the guy has to do is walk into the courtroom and the judge'll be all "oh, shit, why didn't you tell me you married the elephant man?
>> Anonymous
That's what you get for being a tool of Bush. Enjoy your loveless marriage, Quasimodo.