http://www.weirdasianews.com/2006/12/30/230-year-old-rare-tortoise-dies/
How'd they know it was exactly 230 years old?
it looks as if he is slipping that big turtle the sausage
>>55746Because they asked him. And turtles never lie.
>>55746They cut him in half and counted the rings.
ah turtles are so cuteit's dead thoughdead
>>55782lawl
>>55779No that's elephants.
>>55878No, elephants never forget.
Man, I wish I was a tortoise.
>>55882No, that's Anonymous.
>>55927No, that's forgives.
>>56050No, that's gets laid.
>>56373No, that's gay