Once upon a time there was a lonely platypus...
...who died.
The End
Who was reincarnated to rock-block...
and entertained himself by chasing little kids around and shitting on their heads.
...and died again.
Love was over.
Anyone got any pics of the spiny tailed platypus? They have venomous spines in their tails.
>>102166Wow, people WILL believe anything you tell them.
>>102166all male platypus have a venomous spur in their hind legs.the venom is very painful and non-responsive to pain killers.