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Yay crab :D Anonymous
Hi fellow /an/imals. Just thought I'd share with you the awesomeness of my giant coconut crab pet, Roger :D He's awesome. I use him to scare people, and he's pretty huggable once you bing his claws together.(He pinched me once,that hurt like fuck, but meh XD Still love him)

So in this thread, we discuss crabs! Crabs for the win!
>> Anonymous
Make him give you a hand(claw) job.
>> Anonymous
>>145994
No, thanks. I like my dick connected to my pelvis.
>> Anonymous
>>145993
Do you really have a coconut crab pet? Proof or gtfo.
>> Anonymous
>>145998

Picture is proof. I once was reading about cococrabses as pet, and I thought "Hey,I can take care of such an animal, and they're awesome, and I bet I can get them in that Japanese animal store!" Sadly, not. They had some bitching lizards thou.

So I was walking around the town,and I saw a rescueshelter for reptiles and amphibians. I thought "Fuck,maybe they have one.Let's try." Half an hour later,I stood outside, accompanied by a wooden crate with an angry crab inside it and 200 euro's lighter.

And that's how I got Roger.
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
>>145999
I like the end to this story, especially the angry crab-in-the-box part.
>> Anonymous
>>146006

Thank you. He was in fact angry with being locked in such a small container, even for only an half hour. There were some pretyt big gashes on the wood.
>> Anonymous
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>>145999

Pic doesn't prove shit. I can post a pic of a coconut crab too, doesn't mean I have one. Post pic with note.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>146122
Anon would not lie
I read it on the internet
It has to be true!
>> Anonymous
i want to habeeb
>> Anonymous
Just don't hit his weak spot.
>> Anonymous
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What kind of crab is this?
>> Anonymous
>>146151
You do NOT want to know...
*scratchscratchscratchscratchscratchscratch*
>> Anonymous
Thats a pom-pom crab. those fuckers are awesome. I had one for about 2 weeks until it committed suicide by hanging itself
>> Anonymous
>>146151
this is a madness crab
>> Anonymous
>>147318

dude... wait, what?
>> Anonymous
i have a pet crap too, its called "wii" .
>> Anonymous
>>147360

You think you're being real funny, don't you.
>> Anonymous
I didn't know you could buy coconut crabs
damn I've wanted one for a while
now I'll have to do a search of the internets for a place to buy one
I hope I can get a blue one