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? Howard
I found this in a box where i work. Its evil, what is it?
>> Anonymous
Demon bug.
>> Anonymous
earwig
>> Anonymous
It's a beerwig. Gets into your fine Belgian beers and lays eggs in it. Light beers kill it, so most Americans don't have to worry about it. They just use human ears as their second nesting choice. The babies hatch, crawl into your brain, and turn you into a Republican.
>> Masterwork Bastard !wl59mComes
Yay, an earwig! The name comes from a common misconception that it crawls into your ear, tears it open with those pincers and lays eggs inside. Utter false, though. Everyone though they go for nose.
>> Masterwork Bastard !wl59mComes
>>288756

Everyone knows*
>> Anonymous
>>288758
>Everyone nose
>> Anonymous
Is this what a true earwig looks like? We have silverfish sometimes and we call them earwigs too but they dont really look much like that.
>> Anonymous
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OH SHI-
>> frost
>>288784
FUUUUUUUUCK. DO NOT WANT.
>> Anonymous
>>288770
thats a earwig those silverfish are silverfish
>> Anonymous
>>288756

HALP! An ear wig my nose, what should i do?
>> Anonymous
>>288794
put a spoon in your ear
>> Anonymous
>>288784
DO WANT!

I wonder what part of the human anatomy that thing wigs?
>> Anonymous
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...I must learn more about these amazing creatures.
>> Anonymous
are they carnivorous?
>> Anonymous
>>289004
It's called a peniswig for a good reason.
>> Anonymous
>>289013
You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later, as they grow, follows madness and… death.
>> Anonymous
earwigs usually hangout if you use non-cedar wood chips in your garden

the more you know