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>> Anonymous
proof that god hated dinosaurs.
>> Anonymous
sauce?
>> Anonymous
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>> Nagi
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I second the request for sauce. Creationist answers to paleontology are always just so absurdly precious.
>> Anonymous
http://lolcreationism.ytmnd.com/
>> Anonymous
>>76472
>> Gingitsune
that picture = awesome and sad at the same time
>> Nagi
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Found another page of it. Good to know creationists these days are so desperate to disprove science that they're just outright ignoring proven medical phenomena. Neck ligaments dry up after death, forcing all animal corpses to crane their necks backwards. You see it with fucking roadkill on the street.
>> Anonymous
Ultra mega Christians can be such pricks sometimes. I don't mean they act like pricks, shooting there nasty creationalist sperm everywhere, i mean they quite literaly contain with in them the ability to become the entrance to a mans penis AT WILL.
>> Anonymous
moar plox
>> Anonymous
>>76599
NO! It is a FACT! NOT a MYTH! FLOOD! FACT! NNNNGH!

God, this is actually worse than a Jack Chick tract. I didn't think that was possible, not even for Pupkin.
>> Anonymous
>>76599
So, uh...what about aquatic dinosaurs?
*burnt at stake for heresy*
>> Anonymous
It's really time to ban religion and to punish any and all religious expression with death.
>> Anonymous
>>76676
ALL AQUATIC ANIMALS WERE MAGICALLY KILLED BY GOD!!

Except fish.
>> Anonymous
So... before Noah, there were just dinosaurs walking around?

Why didn't Noah gather two of each of them?
>> Anonymous
>>76704
Because retarded cartoonist is retarded. Everyone knows dinosaurs became extinct in the middle ages!
>> Anonymous
>>76676
They're in Loch Ness, silly
>> Anonymous
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http://truthforyouth.com/main.htm

"FACT! It wasn't some asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs "65 million years ago". It was the Flood!"
lulz halo flood.

But check the link if you really wanna know the TRUTH about "evolution".

I love how in the end the kid goes "oh gee, I can see the truth now, with all your bible quotes 'n stuff. I'm sorry for questioning your divine ways God, please forgive me."
>> Anonymous
TORRENT of complete propaganda comic NOA!
>> Hyper Cutter !XQ6W0CNp/o
>>76676
Technically, there were no aquatic dinosaurs. There WERE several types of aquatic reptile, but they weren't actually dinosaurs...
>> Anonymous
>>76847
Also technically, all religions are retarded.
>> Hyper Cutter !XQ6W0CNp/o
>>76886
That too.
>> Anonymous
So it was Noah who fucked up the chance of me owning my own pet Velociraptor? I was gonna call him Spike and we were going to have adventures...
>> Anonymous
T-rex and other bipedal dinos could swim like gators. The triceratops might be fucked, but a flood wouldn't drown the carnivores.

Did the bible ever mention anything like the dinosaurs at all? There were hippos and elephants and alligators, but raptors and such would be news to me.
>> Anonymous
>>76935
The Bible mentions creatures called Behemoths which were enormous and had huge tails and stuff. Guess that was dinosaurs. However...

-facepalm-

Can't people believe in a higher being without having to disprove everything that exists as well? The fruits of spiritualism are much better than religious nuts.
>> Anonymous
If dinosaurs existed the same time as Noah all humans would be dead. The basic fact is mammals took over after dinoaurs went extinct. So, had dinosaurs not gone extinct millions of years ago, Noah wouldnt be around, hed probably be raptor food.
>> Nagi
>>76960

If every animal that ever existed on Earth all existed at the same time (in stable breeding populations, at that), the planet would be so overpopulated that they would all die off from starvation after having stripped the planet bare of vegetation, as well as disease due to overcrowding enabling the rampant spread of illness. The planet as a whole would have been turned into barren wasteland for trying to support far too much life at one time.

>>76938

Personally I'm skeptical of the idea that Behemoths = dinosaurs. The description must be taken literally to be able to describe it as a dinosaur, and at that level of literalism we get into things like the animal chewing, which all dinosaurs but Hadrosaurs were incapable of. There's also mention of a navel in the translation I'm reading, which is impossible in animals born from eggs.

Given that this all stems from early cultures that thought mythological beasts like dragons and winged horses and giants to be real, zoological animals (the Bible itself mentions them several times in later books), I wouldn't discount the idea of it being a dragon or some other giant mythological creature. After all, other cultures came to the same conclusions after viewing, oddly enough, dinosaur bones (which the Chinese attributed to dragons and still use in "dragon powders" for medicine, and which even Victorian England thought to be the bones of giants like Goliath for a time).
>> Anonymous
>>76341
The Bible, lol.
>> Nagi
>>76678

Thing is, religion doesn't necessarily demand a creationist view, only the idiots who take the Bible far too literally do. Genesis is open enough to interpretation that Earth's known natural history could very easily fit the whole "And on the umpteenth day" thing. In fact, some of the most influential paleontologists of our age are very devout Christians who promote evolution. Dr. Robert Bakker, for example, who helped to revolutionize our view of dinosaurs as active, warm-blooded animals back in the 70s, 80s, & 90s, is a Pentecostal preacher who promotes the idea that Genesis describes natural evolution as part of God's plan.

Creation isn't the domain of all religious people, just religious people who lack common sense.
>> Anonymous
>>76599
This fails for admitting that asteroids have hit the earth. Don't you know that if you give the Je--er..evolutionists an inch that they'll take a mile?

Asteroids obviously just a fairy tale told by pointy headed communist "astronomers" to lead us all off the path to Christ.
>> Anonymous
>>77044
or you could be an idiot.

on a different not talking about genesis. What does the word Eve mean in latin?

I like to play theories on the bible cause it's stories are crap (Was a christian for 18 of 20 years of my life) and this is what I think of. The bibe is trying to dumb down truth so idiots can understand it.

Adam, sounds a lot like Atom. with from Adam came Eve.

The first three letters of everything is Eve.
Atoms make up everything. though I would like to dig deeper and find out what Eve really means
>> [Razor] !YgQRHAJqRA
Well, despite the terrible Creationism bias, these comics still aren't as bad as the Godmode comics that get reposted on /v/.
>> Anonymous
>>76938
It takes incredible amounts of willful ignorance to transform the behemoth into anything dinosaur-like. For starters, it's tail is not described as cedar-like in any other aspect than movement. Also, later study indicates that the word translated as "tail" may have been a word for "penis".
>> Anonymous
>>77067
>Adam, sounds a lot like Atom. with from Adam came Eve.

>The first three letters of everything is Eve.

lol, I'm sorry, but that just seems as bad as all those mathematical/numerical conspiracy theories.
What else you got?
>> Anonymous
If things to not evolve then why has AIDS not been with man since the time of Adam and Steve? Or did they have it and the bible just leaves that out?
>> Anonymous
>>77093
probably something like "it was there, but medical science wasn't advanced enough to diagnose the disease."
>> Anonymous
>>77093
No no, creationists have actually been forced to accept that evolution happens. They just call it microevolution and claim it can't produce anything new.
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
>>77104
In all fairness, observing that natural selection produces finches with smaller or larger beaks depending on the availability of seeds is much easier to believe than the idea that those same forces may eventually turn the finch into an entirely different species, if enough time passes and enough mutations occur that are both beneficial and passed down to future generations over the course of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of years.

Not saying I'm a creationist, of course, but just that it's not surprising macroevolution is as resisted as it is. The Creation story is just a lot simpler to swallow than the complex equations and genetic processes of mutation and heredity that are necessary to understand for any serious comprehension of evolution. Most people would just take the easy way out, I guess. :-/
>> Anonymous
>>77108
Intellectual lazyness is at least as important factor in the continued survival of creationism as religious fundamentalism.
>> Anonymous
"It's a good thing you're a creationist, since if you accepted evolution, I'd have to diagnose you with MRSA and you'd be FUCKED."
>> Anonymous
>>77108
Yes, because it's hard to believe that a series of small changes to lead to more dramatic results as they accumulate. That's giving the fundies too much credit. They do not think things on that level. They don't believe it because their pastor/tv evangelist says it violates the Bible (which as pointed out earlier, it really doesn't).

>>77104
They claim it can't produce anything new, except the vaccines they take to prevent diseases. Pure doublethink.
>> Anonymous
>>77077
The Behemoth was a gay nigger. Everyone knows that.
>> Anonymous
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me too...
>> Anonymous
We haven't seen any major evolutionary jumps because habitat hasn't changed. For example, most recent major evolutions happened as an adaptation to the last major ice age. Catastrophe is what spurs major evolutionary jumps
>> Anonymous
I say we nuke the whole fucking planet...see who survives...

sound catastrophic enough?

I'm SOOO gonna become one of the Xmen
>> Anonymous
>>77231
It's gonna be voles. Trust me. They survived Chernobyl, they'll survive WW3.
>> Anonymous
?!.....

...Sadly, I might be donw with the "nuke" thinkg...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
why is it that americans believe in creationism and such, yet they go around killing and hating the moslems all the time?
>> Anonymous
>>77318

Because, you know, the South and the bible belt and all that.
>> Anonymous
>>77316
That is so fucking true
>> ITS TIME .... SOUTH YOU IS GOIN' DOWN!!!! IT IS TIME
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Bif! POW!
Thats for telling all your children that the confedracy won the civil WAR!
Bif! zing! POw!
And thats for being the backbone of all christianity!!!
>> Anonymous
>>77318

Because it is in the nature of radicals and fundamentalists everywhere to hate all those other radicals and fundamentalists everywhere else who don't share their same radical and fundamentalist worldview.
>> Anonymous
Bump for torrent! I must know all the secrets..