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Anonymous
Dear /an/.

There's a Roadrunner in my backyard. It's chasing away all the other birds... how do I catch it?
>> Anonymous !ww.sneyT9A
try painting a fake tunnel on a nearby rock
>> Anonymous
Grab some roller blades, a net, and a rocket. Everything should be ordered from the acme company in order to be successful.
>> Anonymous
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coyote
>> Anonymous
Drop an anvil on it.
>> insipid fuckstain
i heard that the acme catalog has a pretty nice selection of bird traps.
>> Anonymous
Get a female decoy roadrunner and cover it in glue.
>> Anonymous !ww.sneyT9A
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seemed appropriate
>> Anonymous
ITT tripfags
>> Anonymous
You'll never catch it. Try using explosive birdseed.
>> Anonymous
dont worry about it.
>> vi
You should learn how to dance. Roadrunners love a good dancer.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
why on earth they drew it like an ostrich? :\
>> Niggertits !!mGchtWMuwyw
Why would you want to catch it?
>> Anonymous
Use a pokeball dude.