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Anonymous
Fucking kids stole my alligator snapping turtle off of my deck when I moved his tank outside to warm up in the sun. Pissed off as fuck and want to kick babies now.

What pets have you had messed with/stolen that made you want to club the elderly?
>> Anonymous
nope
but my rabbit that lives outside got rained on while i was at school
>> Anonymous
>>266416
Just call the hospital tomorrow and ask about kids missing fingers/hands.
>> Anonymous
how do you steal an alligator snapping turtle? did he maybe just waddle off
>> Anonymous
>>266432
>>266425
As much as I wish that he would take some fingers off, this guy was the size of a 50 cent piece. His tank was too big for him to get out, unless he somehow figured out how to shimmy up the plants.
>> Anonymous
>>266416

I'm inclined to ask, where did you get him from? Do they sell them in stores, or did you have to catch him?
>> Anonymous
6.5 foot Columbian red tailed boa. Ex Rommate. Want to murder someone's face over it.
>> Anonymous
>>266437
How do you know it was kids? Maybe a bird or something could've swooped down & grabbed him? Still a shitty scenario, but better than thinking some rotten kids came into your yard & took him.
>> Anonymous
>>266689
Found him crossing the road. A guy does sell them on the internet though, but double check your state, they're illegal in places.

>>266718
We found the turtle with 3 kids huddled around it. They played dumb, saying they discovered it in a puddle. Lucky for me he was unharmed. So things turned out alright.
>> Anonymous
>>266951
They're kids, just take the turtle back.
>> Anonymous
>>266967
Fuck you, I didn't steal people's pets as a kid.
>> Anonymous
>>266967

Fuck I hate this mentality, it completely excuses parental responsibility to train children correctly.

"Oh, don't mind little Billy running around the restaurant screaming and annoying everyone else, boys will be boys afterall!"

Fuck that shit.
>> Anonymous
>>266979
Fucking THANK YOU.
>> Anonymous
>>266979
>>266968
Why are you retards yelling at a guy for suggesting to take his turtle back.
>> Anonymous
Had someone take a purebred sheltie puppy out of my fenced yard when I was a kid ;_;
>> Anonymous
Had my snake stolen while 'friends' were watching her while I was away at college.