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PIGEON INFESTATION Anonymous
Please help me /an/.

My family's home (namely the attic) has 3 of these flying rats occupying it. My mother already sealed up their entrance but now how do they get these flying fucks out? Thanks.
>> Anonymous
pick one up, and fuck it. The rest will either leave or line up for their turn.
>> Anonymous
wait for three days. Then they should be weak enough to catch, and you can just throw them out.
>> OP
>>89183

You serious? You mean they can just go up to them and grab the pigeons without a fight due to starvation? lol Man they're REALLY gonna be out of it by this Saturday since that's when we're planning to do something. What sucks is that there will be droppings out the yin yang in the attic lol.

Thanks for the info but anymore info from anyone is appreciated as well.
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
Bah, they're cute =/. Feed them, train them, make them poop on other people!
>> Anonymous
sit on them
>> Big Treva Steve
Shooting them has always worked for me.
>> /b/tard
Kill it, fuck it, and then fry it up and eat it.
>> Anonymous
>>89183
You can catch a pigeon by simply cornering it. Just move like you were going to grab any other bird, i.e. don't act like you're chasing them 'cos then they'll run away like all hell.

To the OP, just be cool and remember not to constrict the lungs or throat, the bird'll stay calmer that way. (Check out the recent mythbusters episode with the pigeons -- the pigeon handler in that has the exactly correct "grip".)
>> Anonymous
Man, we had to have wires put on our balcony to keep these damned things from continually trying to nest. Worked a charm too, but it's a hassle.
>> Anonymous
What kills me is that Fish and Wildlife will rehab and give pigeons vet care, but they'll destroy North America's only marsupial, the opossum, if an injured one is brought to them.

Fucking flying disease/filth spreaders.. They are pretty, though.
>> Anonymous
Serious, just shoot the filthy things. It's not like they're ever going to be endangered or some such shit.
>> OP
>>89207
Cute my ass, one of these fucking crapped on my head when I was a kid, I'm still harboring rage towards them. lol

>>89208
Me thinks they're not dumb enough to stay there when my buttocks are right above them.

>>89326
I may be asian but that doesn't mean I'm gonna eat those nasty little things.

>>89286
>>89905
Shooting them is NOT an option for me. I live in NJ so guns are iffy, plus I don't think my parents will be too happy with bird guts and feathers all over the walls... There is A LOT of bird shit on the floor though. lol

>>89799
Damn, I wish I saw that show then. Well I was planning on grabbing them and chucking them into a box in their weakened state then let them loose in a nearby park.
>> Anonymous
get a pelican, it'll eat the pidgeons (really, it prolly would)