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Anonymous
Dear /an/, I'm afraid my dog may be a muslim.

What should I do?
>> Anonymous
Let him blow something up then he can have many virgins in heaven.
>> Anonymous
have him sit in the kitchen while you cook up some tasty pork chops. put one on a plate and put it under his nose but take the plate away before he can bite. then remind him his religion forbids him from eating this ever again (at this point you should be eating a pork chop and appear to be really enjoying it)
>> Anonymous
let him hang out with the chupacabra from the other thread.
>> Anonymous
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>>152278
chupacabra?
>> Anonymous
What is wrong with muslims? Muslims are GOOD people.
>> Anonymous
That's the prettiest Arab girl I have ever seen.
>> Anonymous
hi
>> Anonymous
>Dear /an/, I'm afraid my dog may be a muslim.
>What should I do?

Nothing.
>> Anonymous
>>152303
oh yea, muslims are good people. Good at blowing people up, good at lying to your face, good at smelling like shit, good at cooking children and force feeding them to their parents, good at refuse the advance of time past the 7th century, good at raeping loli.
>> Anonymous??
>>152310
so i guess christians/jews/atheists are good at stereotyping?
>> Anonymous
>>152314
No. Christians are good at ignoring scientific facs. Jews are good at hording money. Atheists are good at murdering babies.
>> Anonymous
man i love a/n/
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152318
What about german jews? Do we hoard money and then gas it?

OP: If your dog is Muslim, please respect it's choice. Remind him that all the bitches of his chosen religion must wear burkas.>>152277had a good suggestion.
>> Anonymous
????
>> Anonymous
>>152329
You're a gay German jew?

>>152267
Your dog's only religion revolves around the worship of food - keep the supply steady and there will be no uprising.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152336
...Maybe.
>> Anonymous
If you listen to your dog's demands and obey them, there will be no trouble, inshallah.
>> Anonymous
>>152343
well that explains your endless supply of haet
>> Anonymous
He's not a muslim, he's a Sith Lord.
>> Anonymous
>>152336

It's ramadan, so he won't be buying his mutt much dog food for a while