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Drifblim !zkraGArAss
NOOOO GO AWAY LEAVE ME ALONE FUCK YOU
>> Anonymous
male earwigs have a backup penis, snap the pecker off while it's having sex and another one pops out.
>> Anonymous
The name comes from the old wives' tale that earwigs burrow into the brains of humans through the ear and therein lay their eggs
>> Anonymous
>>277246
>the entire inside of the tent was BLACK with swarming earwigs.

This is the reason fire was invented.
>> KZN
God damn, I hate these things. Especially the way they move. That, and they're impossible to squish.

Thank god I've only encountered a few of them.
>> Anonymous
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>>277246
I believe I'd rule being surprised to be suddenly surrounded by thousands of earwigs as a 0/1d3.

Not a threat on its own, but may be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
>> Anonymous
>>277225
niggerpincher
I lold
>> Anonymous
Whats with the earwig hate? I see these all the time
>> Anonymous
I used to have the earwig Beast Wars toy. Pretty awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>277199

Why is it that the male insect is spreading its legs?