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Scamming the Horny Panda: One trick that zookeepers have used to get male pandas interested in mating with dowdier females (according to a December dispatch from Sichuan, China, in Australia's The Age) is to let an attractive female roam around a pen, leaving her scent, and then, in darkness, with the male in the pen and frisky at the scent, to introduce the less attractive female into the pen, back-end first, so that the pre-excited male will quickly begin copulating. Said zookeeper Zhang Hemin, "When the males find out (that they've just mated with unintended partners), they get very angry and start fighting the female. We have had to use firecrackers and a water hose to separate them." [The Age (Melbourne), 12-17-06]
>> Anonymous
why not just let it fuck the atractive panda?
>> Anonymous
maybe because there is very few pandas and even the dowdier ones must have babies in order to not let the specie disappear?
>> Anonymous
I DONE BEEN BAMBOOZLED! PANDA DESTROY
>> Anonymous
>>One trick that zookeepers have used to get male pandas interested in mating with dowdier females
oh wow haha
>> Anonymous
They practicly only eat one thing, they live in a very specific enviroment and refuse/are incapable of going elsewhere, they oftenly refuse to mate, and they are very susceptible to disease.

Sometimes I wonder why people put down all that effort for these 'tards.
>> Anonymous
I didn't know that panda's were picky about who they fuck.

I thought all animals were just kinda like - "YOU! PENIS! INSIDE! NOW!"
>> Anonymous
Pandas turn out to be more like humans every day.

I can't wait until we just start getting them really drunk.
>> Anonymous
>>58080
I once saw this ass that liked beer a lot, and got so drunk it passed out. Maybe someone has heard of it?
>> Anonymous
>>58074
To be fair, the mating problems pretty much only occur in captivity.
>> Anonymous
/r/ pictures of really hot panda females
>> Arutima
why not just artificialy inseminate female pandas?
>> Anonymous
Because this way is cheaper, and more entertaining.
>> Anonymous
>>58111
That is also done, depending on which zoo.
>> Anonymous
>>58108
Seconded. I would like to know the difference between a good looking female panda and a non good looking one.

>>58387
Doesn't some zoo's use Panda Porn too?
>> Anonymous
this has been the funniest shit I've heard this year so far. thanks for this, gah, still laughing
>> Anonymous
any comparison of a "attractive" female panda to an "unattractice" one? Cause to be frank, they all look the same.
>> Anonymous
I would guess its just age. younger panda honeys smell better.
>> Anonymous
>>58502
What's the legal age for pandas? Because I wouldn't like to get into trouble...
>> Anonymous
>>58540

4chan panda van
>> Anonymous
are there even any documented cases of human X panda lovin'?
>> zaofuzz
>>58497
lol they all look the same
>> Anonymous
Reminds me of Robin Williams.
"If you were panda you would know that she UGLY panda bitch. I would not fuck her."

Or something like that.