also what the fuck is this and why does it look tasty when fried.
It is a penis monster. It will eat your penis.
mantis shrimp
Hell creature.It comes from Hell.
>>46061sure. totally looks like a mantis shrimp.
>>46067DO NOT PURSUE!
it's some chinese variant of scampii dont know the actual english name but the literal translation from cantonese to english is "prawn that urinates"... not exactly the most tasteful of names, but its hella tasty
>>46108thinking about them makes me drool. hard as &*#@ to skin them though
Mantis Shrimp. They're known for slicing off the fingers of scuba divers.
>"prawn that urinates"haha damn cantonese must be such a nasty language! I see it in the movie subtitles which are always like "suck that devil mushroom now" or "look my penis see how it erected"
>>46284Go away white monster!
No, that's a Mantis Shrimp. Nasty little buggers, too. Google them or Wiki them. They're awesome.
>>46058don't fry it, you'll ruin its natural flavourjust boil it.these things are like, deliciousLike shrimp combined with fish>>46108'pissing shrimp'I think its because it urinates when it dies.