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Anonymous
I has a powerful ally.
>> Anonymous
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told.
>> Anonymous
I has a frog.
>> Anonymous
>>54299
i fuckken lol'd
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>54476
win
>> Anonymous
>>54316
I has a mouse
>> Anonymous
The water was rising, and the scorpion said to the fox, 'let me ride on your back and carry me across the water', 'no,' said the fox, 'once you are on my back you will sting me', but the scorpion replied, 'if I do so, then we will surely both drown.'. Reluctantly, the fox carried the scorpion on its back, and started swimming across the water. Halfway through, it felt a pain on it's back and went paralyzed. The fox asked the scorpion, 'Why did you sting me? Now we will both perish.'; the scorpion replied, 'I can't help it. It is my nature.'.
>> Anonymous
>>54289
lawd that some naruto?
>> Anonymous
>>54299

that was my first thought, too, lol
>> Anonymous
>>54764
And then logic dictated; Scorpions do not sting when they are at the mercy of a larger creature. Which is why scorpion owners often carry scorpions around in their hands comfortably.
>> Anonymous
>>54764

you got the story wrong. it wasn't a fox, it was a frog.

>>54937

he got the story wrong.
>> Anonymous
i thought it was a snake? wtf we need sauce of the true version!