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oh nom nom nom~
>> Anonymous
:3
>> Frigid X
is that pic from taiwan?
theres news here that some stupid trainer touched it showing the tourist how awesome he is and the gator must sleeping and well you know what happened.....

of course after calling the ambulance and how the doctor said they can "re-attach" his arm they called police and killed the gator and retrieved his "3 Hour+ dead arm" and reattach it poor alligator
>> Anonymous
>>188813
That was his left hand? Fuck, I would've gotten an awesome multi-tool prosthesis. Is it a screwdriver? A pistol? A dildo? YES!
>> Anonymous
crocodiles kick the shit out of bears, sharks, and bear-sharks with lazers
>> Anonymous
>>188831
But not pythons that can't safely swallow them whole but do so anyways.
>> Anonymous
The story behind this picture was that the zookeepers didn't properly tranquilize that alligator, and it bit the veterinarian who was going to work on him.
>> Allergic to Cats Anon
>>188821

Screwdriver + Dildo = Drilldo = Win
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Honestly, looking at the pic, it could be shopped. I don't know anything about the tiawan guy loosing his hand, but unless the timing was good, I'm pretty sure the croc would have swallowed his hand the minute it came off. Hard to say.
>> Anonymous
>>189866
Yeah, and the moon landing could be faked, but somehow I doubt that.
>> Anonymous
>>189873
I'm talking about the OP pic, not the gif. I just found it odd the croc would just be laying there with a hand in its mouth, rather then swallowing the minute it took it off.
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>>189874
Uh oh.
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>>189874
Time for you to get schooled son. Learn your pixels.
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>>189874
nom nom nom
>> Anonymous
>>189874
Also the croc was partially tranquilized. That's why the trainer got close enough to get his hand bitten off to begin with. He thought the croc was fully tranquilized.
>> Anonymous
>>189882
Yeah, cause I claimed that I knew the tiawanese story like the back of my hand or the total validity of the OP pic :P However your right, my lurking skills are just not up to par with you, I should known better then to take on the 4chan elite.
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>>188760

I don't get it.