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Tell me a story /an/
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In the beginning... There was light!
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As there was light, there was also darkness.
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And their union begot the shadow.
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Soon after the initial deluge of boundless energy, there was a period of rapid lateral expansion.
>> Anonymous
Cat begun to stretch, first to 2m, then 5, and finally about 15 meter long. They where so long, blood could not get to the brain. Long-cat-is-loooong breed then disappear, they all died when they reached 16m. :(
>> Anonymous
>>56467
/r/ hi-res version
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but those who were fit did multiply and inhabit the earth, for they were the creatures of god
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And these divine creatures evolved, achieving new astounding levels of adorable-ness
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But the shadow grew jealous of the cute powers of the adorable ones, and began to plot their downfall.
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One by one, servants of the shadow began a dark crusade against the adorable cats.
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Shadow's dark crusade spread across the lands and turned son against father and brother against brother.
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Soon the war spread throughout the world between good and evil
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Deception walked among their ranks..
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Elite soldiers we're spawned
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Spies we're trained
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Evolution had its way


IM A SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
SUCK MY DICK
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>>56649
Holy shit, I don't have enough balls to click that thumbnail.
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Until evolution had it's way yet again, creating another creature of pure evil, who spet across the land with no mercy.
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This new abomination killed and replaced Santa.
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Meanwhile, a hero was being raised up in a far off village
>> Anonymous
continue story please, mommy
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New evil ones were being spawned by the original abomination, each bent on destroying all other forms of life.
>> Anonymous
this thread is win
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All the while, the new hero continued to grow in strength as the dark forces continued to amass.
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New technology was invented.
>> Anonymous
this thread/story is epic and must be saved for future generations
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And from this new technology, sniper kittys joined the ranks of the adorable ones.
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however the shadow agents also trained snipers in response.
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the war required much strategy from both sides considering the new elements at play.
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And a new ally to evil was forged.
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>>56775

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT D: ?!
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The adorable ones came up with a master plan. They used the DNA of the Evil One to create a subservient super-creature which imprinted on them at birth and only attacked their enemies.
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the hero studied the enemy carefully
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Meanwhile the Evil One had bent weak-minded humans to do his bidding.
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>>56788

in b4 arterial spray
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troops began to gather and a huge base was forged by the good
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>>56685

The uprising hero, Weng Fai Lau Su Xia Tung Leng Xu Gao Ming La of the Holy Dragon Torch of the Chu Pe Mung Dao Gon Mountians, was being brought up in a village to the west. The village knew he was indeed the one savior, for his heart was pure, and his coat did glow of holy powers.
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however, one evil one saw how truly good the other side was, as made peace
>> Anonymous
Someone torrent this whole thread when it's finished. Gotta sleep for work.
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And peace prevailed through-out the land until one fatefull day....
A shadow unlike any before it swept across the country, encompassing the world in a shroud of angst
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Chaos spread throughout the land. First the cats turned on eachother...
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...then the cats turned on the dogs...
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...even humans who tried to appease the cats weren't spared!
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The humans were forced to arms against the now vicious cats of the world. No chances were taken.
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No prisoners were ever told when they would be released either...
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Somehow this new shadow seemed to be orchestrating an audacious challenge to the natural order of the world.
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Soon even the millenia of peace between dogs and men was broken.
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There were chaotic struggles for dominance between the species. Cats gained Musou Rage from their encounters.
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many gave up hope
>> Anonymous
this is the greatest topic 4chan has ever had in the history of its exsistance.

Please, someone screencap this.
For future generations.
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The dogs decided to unleash their secret weapon in order to turn the tide of war- bumbledogs!
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The kitties were about to give up!
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SUDDENLY Weng Fai Lau Su Xia Tung Leng Xu Gao Ming La of the Holy Dragon Torch of the Chu Pe Mung Dao Gon Mountians WAS READY FOR BATTLE. HE TRACKED DOWN THE NEWEST EVIL KITTY AND UNLEASHED HIS POWERS THAT HE HAD BEEN HONING FOR THE PAST YEARS.
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The ferrets would have taken over the universe long ago, but they were too distracted with chewing feet. "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!"
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In the end, the cat's always prevail
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The cats turned to the science of genetics to create the ultimate killing machine, producing foul, hideous mutations.
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This could have spelled the end of the global war, had it not been for the cats' general lack of direction in their genetic enhancement program.
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It also seemed many of these genetic enhancement "endeavors" were solely done for pleasure as well...
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While the Cats squandered their time and resources, The Humans regrouped, calling upon their primate allies. Bongo Phones around the globe rung off their hooks...
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As the new peace reined , many of the elder cats began planning, should a new evil arise again .
>> Anonymous
Tell me more tonight mommy
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>>57184
Sorry kiddo. The 50 image limit has been reached. :(
>> Guodzilla
>>57087
HEY LADY!!! SHOW US YOUR PU...No, no no...I just can't do it. It's too easy!

(Like shooting fish in a barrel)
>> Anonymous
But it's not Over....
>> A gift /an/ Anonymous
I've preserved this thread forever so that it may be gazed upon in reverance by /an/ yet to come.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OU9Z5WLL
>> Anonymous
yay
>> Anonymous
A Thread of epic proportions
>> Anonymous
This needs to be made into a movie
>> Anonymous
>>57662

or a furry doujin
>> Anonymous
>>57675

or both