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Anonymous
My kitten is constipated - what should i do? I've tried giving him tuna with some cooking oil, but no poop. :(
>> Anonymous
give it to me :)
>> Anonymous
>>293706

>:0
>> Anonymous
Put it in your mouth until it poops.
>> Anonymous
take it to the vet...
>> Islamic Dumpfag
Place your lips over the cat's anus to create a vacum and suck until you taste the sweet taste of poop
>> Anonymous
This is actual advice:

Lick its butt. Or wet a towel and rub its butt as if the towel were your tongue.

That was actual advice.
>> Anonymous
>>293718
Warm wet towel is preferrable, since its rough texture is more likely to feel like a mommycat's tongue. Unless you happen to have a cat's tongue, that is.

Also, sad catball is sad.
>> Anonymous
Find an wetrenary site.
>> Anonymous
two options:
1. Squeeze the kitten until the poop comes out.

2. Place the kitten in a microwave for 2 minutes or so... No longer than 3 minutes. Soon the microwave will liquify the poop.
-After the poop is liquified simply take the kitten out of the microwave and point the anus towards the toilet or sink whilst placing your mouth on the kittens nose and blowing.


You choose.

Hope that helps!
>> Anonymous
Do not lisen to silly advices.
>> Anonymous
your cat is cute :D

hope things work out
>> Arutima
i second the warm towel
>> Anonymous
anal sex with your cat.
>> Anonymous
>>293703
Third the warm towel. It signals it's okay to poop.
>> Anonymous
>>293718
And by butt, those posters meant the nether regions of its belly (think bellybutton).

Don't know how much "some" cooking oil was, but if the thing hasn't shat in over 24 hours, stuff its face with 5 ml of pure cooking oil mornings and evenings, using a syringe.

But better yet take it straight to the vet, especially if it was 48 hours+ since it last shat. The little furball may have went too far in its furballness, and got badly stuck on the inside with fur it licked from the outside. For that, no amount of oil or butt-licking will help, and the thing's guts may asplode, and you're gonna have to gtfo to gurochan. :<

This actually was a 100% serious advice. Plz to be saving kiten.
>> Anonymous
>>293711
>>293716
>>293728
>>293759
not /b/
>> Anonymous
>>293703
what's with that watermark, is it your kitty?
>> Anonymous
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>>293778
What watermark?
>> Anonymous
>>293773
I was serious about>>293728
>> Anonymous
Yes. Food with a lot of protein is a GREAT idea to battle constipation.
Go to a fucking pet doctor.
>> Anonymous
If its breath smells nasty its kidneys are fucked and it's going down.
>> Anonymous
Oh god save that kitten it's so fucking cute if you let it die I will never forgive you
>> Anonymous
>>293811

Agreed, save the kitten, o you will taste the fury of my wrath.
>> Anonymous
>>293816
>>293811

That's right.
Save it or YOU'll be the next one constipated.

saveitsavitsavitsaveitsaveit
>> Anonymous
http://www.best-cat-art.com/feline-constipation.html
>> Anonymous
>>293834
That URL is totally misleading. I was expecting paintings or drawings of constipated cats.
>> Anonymous
>>293789

There's a small white camera watermark in the OP image. And christ, did I AWWWW. Don't let the ballkitten die!
>> anonymous
take a small clean wash cloth,and put in warm water.and gentely rub the kittins bottom,nice soft rubs.....this is what a mother cat does to get her kittys to have a bowl movement
>> Anonymous
>>293803
lol, i was going to say the same thing.
>> Anonymous
fuck it in the ass. it'll really spread out its anus