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Anonymous
http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

It's like all my dreams have come true.
>> Anonymous
Wicked site, dude.
>> Anonymous
shit is so cash
>> Anonymous
That site is fucking awesome, thanks man.
>> Anonymous
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welcome to a year ago.

Also, don't mess with the japanese hornet.
>> Anonymous
I thought wetas were cute until I saw one of those monsters eat the head of a sun spider there.
Damn it wetas are scary. By the way, from what I observe, rough list of one-on-ones

Top Tier
Weta
Sun Spider

Mid Tier
Scorpions
Bigger spiders
Mantids
Centipedes
Japanese hornet

Low Tier
Beetles
Whip Scorpions
Smaller spiders

I don't know where to put crayfish, likely the middle of mid tier. Most epic fights were any with the weta and hornet vs mantis.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit Weta you kick ass
>> Anonymous
ALWAYS BET ON HORNET
>> Anonymous
>>326439
>Mid Tier
>Crayfish
>Mantis

>Low Tier
>Beetles

Did you even recognize how hard you just failed?
>> Anonymous
Mantis sucks balls, sure newbies love the absurd reach and excellent grab and he's amazing against the AI but once you master using solifugid's pedipalp grab there's no real reason to use mantis. Even if your reach is good mantis is the third biggest character (After centipede and whip scorpion) and area attacks like Japanese hornet's swarm pheremone special will fuck you up. Definitely low-mid tier.

Crayfish and most beetles are likewise poor man's wetas, I'll give you that crayfish has obvious advantage in stages with water, but otherwise he can't really turtle around like weta and crayfish's guillotine cut special is much weaker than weta's bnb that ends in demon cricket bite. Beetles are generally faster than weta and have superior aerial control if you're into that (And if so you should be using Japanese hornet, dragonfly or housefly anyways, though those are glass cannons and beetles are bulkier), but they also signal mostly everything they're going to do and despite how they look most of them do shit damage against lighter characters. Hercules beetle has nice range and the aerial stab comes out quite fast though, so he might be worth something.

Keep in mind that I don't have the recent expansion packs though, feel free to remind me if anything important changed (Especially the predicted weta nerf, weta vs weta matches are incredibly boring)
>> Anonymous
>>326573
That was beautiful.
>> Anonymous
>>326573

>>demon cricket bite

A+ would read again
>> Anonymous
>>326536
Beetles kick ass man.
>> Anonymous
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>blue lobster

>manly tears
>> ????? !fr6CRV8lSs
Beetles are God Tier. They dont lose and they throw bitches around.
>> Anonymous
/v/ was having a debate about how Mantis Shrimp VS Pistol Shrimp would end last time JBF was posted.
>> Anonymous
>>326646
The largest pistol I've ever seen was 3 inches..a tiger, Alpheus bellulus. The largest mantis I've seen was a 13" Zebra, followed closely by a 9" Peacock. After seeing all of these shrimp in action you would have no question about the winner.

The blind tiny little pistol shrimp would immediately explode within a split second of a mantis spotting it. It would most likely take several snaps from very close for a pistol to stun a mantis. I'm not saying a pistol might not get lucky, assuming it would even be possible for one to kill a mantis. And a tiny pistol versus a tiny mantis might swing the balance, but most of the time I would bet on the mantis.

It's kinda like a blind idiot with a gun versus a ninja, in the dark, sometimes the idiot is gonna get lucky, but the ninja is gona kick some ass. Larger mantis versus a pistol would not even be a fun to watch.
>> Anonymous
That sites insane, thanks OP
>> Anonymous
anyone else fell bugs crawling all over them now? ... I do.
>> Anonymous
>>326813
Hells yes
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>326627
They have some hardcore wrestling moves. Suplex, bitches!
>> Anonymous
>>326178
Please tell me these things are sculptures. please.
>> Anonymous
>>327163

no they're a newly discovered species of troll
>> Anonymous
WHY ISNT THIS A VIDEO GAME YET?