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Hatching Chickens Anonymous
How do I hatch and raise a chicken? In a dorm/apartment? How many eggs should I start with and what kind of incubator should I get? Where to put the chicks once they hatch?
>> Anonymous
Throw the eggs out of your window, it will help them break out of their shells faster.
>> Anonymous
So, where do you intend to get the fertilized eggs?
>> Anonymous
>>64552
Ye gods! He's gonna make an army of wretched Chicken Men!!

Alert the Authorities!!
>> Anonymous
Wtf

Chickens are boring as fuck

Get a real pet
>> Anonymous
>>64552
whole foods has 'em.
>> Anonymous
>>64514
no no, you gotta throw'em aganist a wall.
>> Anonymous
so cute
>> Anonymous
you're not gonna get any baby chickens unless you have both a chicken and a rooster. chickens will continue to drop unfertilized eggs regardless.
>> Anonymous
>>64512

What do you plan to do with it?
>> Anonymous
>>64512
Once they hatch they will not have the fluff they need to stay warm, it is best to imitate what the mother does in nature by covering each chick in a thick even coat of beer batter, and throwing those suckers in a deep fat fryer before they get the chance to experience life.
>> Anonymous
enjoy ur meningitis
>> Anonymous
I plan to raise them as normal pets... I've failed so many times in my youth, trying to nurture chicks. They all died tragically. If I ever succeed, then I'll have a pet for...a year or two? If it's male, then it gets roasted within the first week it crows in the wee hours of dawn.
>> Anonymous
lol chicks in your dorm
>> Anonymous
>>64512
Nice troll. Subtle, and not overtly retarded. Much better than all the bad trolls on /ck/.
>> Anonymous
Well, raising a chicken in a dorm is uh...wtf but okay. Just clean up its mess and you'll be fine. To hatch an egg, just put a lamp over it, turn it an odd amount of times per day, as much as possible so both sides get the warmth.

As for where to put the chicks, just put them in a big cardboard box with comfy stuff in it.

http://www.nilesbio.com/subcat328.html

Heres where you get them.
>> Anonymous
Are you going to eat it later?