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Anonymous
Sup /an/

This stray cat that has been living under my porch just had kittens. I walked outside today to let my dog out, and the cat tried to attack my dog. I brought my dog back inside so it didn't kill them, as I'd prefer to to the job myself. The kittens were lying in the lid of my trashcan next to the porch, where the mother would guard them. There was an old birdbath next to the trashcan lid, and as I went to pet the cats, they hissed and attempted to attack me. Offended by their actions, I decided to force survival of the fittest and make them pay for their actions. I shook the concrete birdbath in a climatic fashion until the top of it fell off onto the kittens, killing the black one, and basically paralyzing the white one from the waist down. LOL. Pieces of betraying fucks. Now, how should I go about killing the white one? Letting it suffer and die in agony (rofl), or i've got some gasoline and matches here. I will take it to my backyard though, cause I don't want my neighbors to see. I'll let the mom live, and she can see what happened to her preciouses when she returns from running away from me when I approached the kittens. So /an/, it's up to you.

[ ] Let the kitten die from starvation / pain due to it being paralyzed

or

[ ] Death by fire.
>> Anonymous
Obvious troll is obvious
>> Anonymous
1) fill a bucket with cold water
2) place kittens in bucket of water
3) place something over the bucket with brick ontop
4) ????
5) Profit
>> Anonymous
Drink the gasoline.
>> Anonymous
I agree with>>116045, except that you don't want your dog catching some shitty cat parasite. Next time just kill the mother cat before she pops.

Feral cats are a thousand-fold worse than any rat.
>> Sick Anonymous
You are a very sick and twisted waste of space and air. Do everyone a favor and do yourself in by fire.
>> Anonymous
>>116058
You should do this with clear plastic, It really can be fun to watch.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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