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Anonymous
Ah... shit! I just ate about 10 of these sons' o bitches in my instant mashed potatoes! I didn't recognize it until I started to look down from the porn here on 4chan and saw little brown spots in my meal. They're called Pantry Beetles and they infest dry foods after they've been in the pantry for god knows how long.
>> Anonymous
it just means you are gay
>> Anonymous
are you serious........................................................fuck
>> Anonymous
A little protein never killed anyone.
>> Anonymous
I accidentally left my window open for a few days and those are what I've been killing.
>> Anonymous
we have a lot of these, one time i found a bunch in a pack of ramen, and then again in a big container of couscous

i dunno why we don't try to kill them, i guess we just seal everything we care about real well, there must be some shitty box of instant rice or something in the back of the pantry that nobody has seen or cared about in years and they're throwing a party in it
>> Anonymous
What did it taste like?
>> Anonymous
>>I didn't recognize it until I started to look down from the porn here on 4chan and saw little brown spots in my meal

The dangers of going to 4chan while you eat are very real. These bugs are probably better for you than the ramen and oatmeal you've invariably been living off of.
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weevil