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Anonymous
So my miniature schnauzer is going to turn 1 this Wednesday...

Is there anything you guys do for your pets on their birthdays?
>> Anonymous
I give my dog a BIG piece of chocolate cake. It's his favorite!
>> Anonymous
Your dog doesn't understand what the fuck a birthday is.

You weird sentimental mother fucker.
>> Anonymous
Attempt to stick your dick in it.
>> -TF-
I give my cat Half and Half he goes nuts lols