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Anonymous
>> Anonymous
pineapple
>> Guodzilla
pineapple + cat =

Papplecat?
>> Anonymous
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Cat on shoulder = parrotcat
=
carrot?
>> Guodzilla
>>147246
;-)
>> Anonymous
>>147229
Wouldn't 'pinecattle' be more appropriate?
>> Anonymous
>>147256
Only if it's really cattle. If it were a pokemon, I'm sure it would be called Pinecate. I wonder if it would be a normal/grass-type...
>> dillon
actually just a normal lvl 2 to 6
but if you go to victory road you can get them in their 30's
>> Anonymous
>>147289
I think it evolves into a normal/grass type (Pineapplion) at level 28 though.
>> Anonymous
>>147296
You shouldn't let your Pinecate evolve into Pineapplion before it reaches level 38 and learns Solar beam. Otherwise you'll have to wait until level 44. :(
>> SAGE SAGE Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Making up pokemon names for pictures of cats? Goddamn douchenozzles.

SAGE GOES IN EVERY FIELD.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Kitty grenade!
>> Bitter_Anon
>>147315
Saging the sager

Blow it out your gaywad ass, fuckwit.
>> SAGE Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>147420
Biology does not allow for such things. You might know this if you spent some time learning rather than pretending real objects are pokemon. However, the ability to shoot sage out of my ass in a threatening manner would be horrible and yet awesome.
>> Anonymous
rldr
>> Anonymous
Would you kindly knock off the flamebattle!?
It's not...
(snicker)
...funny!!!
(Chuckle)

>;-D
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>147693

I swear if you do not stop making those motherfucking emote-shits, I will glare at this screen so hard my eyes hurt and you might even burst into flame. I will do it, I swear to xenu I will.
>> dillon
i also let my Pineapplion keep its fluffball move cause it lowers the opponents defense and speed sharply so i can go like 3 time before him with guick attacks
>> Anonymous
>>147731
Ain't gonna work. I have +200hp mithril armor, plus a magically enhanced bastard sword
(Oh, CHRIST am I going oldschool on this one)
which can inflict 75hp crit damage PER SWING!
>> Anonymous
>>147701

Mathter, the tranthdimenthional internet facethtabbing machine ith near completion!
>> Anonymous
>>148165

Tch. Munchkin.
>> Anonymous
>>148172
Um, for your information, I HAPPEN to be a high-elf warrior/paladin, and my overall stats are...
are...
ah, bugfuck. Hang on a sec
(runs off to get old,old,old copy of AD&D handbook stashed in a trunk with the rest of the college detritus)
BRB.
>> Anonymous Alt783 Unvrs5466 !!gS9A4s8yK70
>>148165
Crit dmg does not work that way. That would be like me saying "I counter with my boxing fierce left hook to your face", and assume you are knocked out regardless of whether I actually rolled a crit.
>>147701
I would just let fate put him in hell as the child on the wrong end of CP rape.
>> Anonymous
>>148199
yeah me being 36, i hate it when a group of 7 year old get a curling iron and try to gam it in my arse :(
>> Anonymous Alt783 Unvrs5466 !!gS9A4s8yK70
>>148200
I thought you were talking about the AD&D portion first. I it sounded strange him saying it as a definite number on crit. I always thought it was to be read x(d[y]) dmg with crit range of natural 19 to 20.
>> Anonymous
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>>148185

Bah. If I said that I remember when elves were a class and you "rolled" using chits would that date me?

Because it doesn't. I just happen to know a lot of really old, really nerdy collectors. /denial

Because of that bit of geekdom I offer a fuzzy picture of this cat who looks like he hit the bottle a little too hard.