There are wild turkeys all over the place here. They wake me up in the morning and I hear them all night. There's one out there somewhere right now that won't fucking shut up. God damn I hate turkeys.
They block up the roads near my house in droves. Think they run the place
>>234371I dunno, run around the neighbourhood flying a kite that looks like a hawk?
>>234371<---- This should put you to sleep.....I've outdone myself with this one. Whooo!
shoot 'em and eat 'em
>>234406exactly, OP should see this as opportunity.
there are herds where i live, too. they're always parading around mt backyard. they're not interesting like op pic though, they're just plain black turkeys
Get out the turkey baster and make some stuffing.
>>234398HINT: Do not mix with Powerade. Powerturkey may have an awesome name, but not a great taste.