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>> Anonymous
alright mother fuckers.
i'd like to see you guys fight a mountain lion.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I like that it want you to use the nearby child as a shield. Very practical sign
>> Anonymous
>>152780
Wow, that sign...
>> Anonymous
>>152749
I'm sick of these motherfuckin mountain lions on this motherfuckin habitat
>> Anonymous
I'd fight a mountain lion
>> Anonymous
Real puma?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
attack back? how the fuck? I dont have claws or armour!

there could at least be an emergancy knife in a box below the sign, or maybe a pair of boxing gloves
>> Anonymous
emergency combat banana
>> Anonymous
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ITS NOT A PUMA
>> Anonymous
>>152887
it's kinda the opposite of when being attacked by a bear you play dead and the bear will lose interest in you. If you play dead with the kitty it will proceed to eat you.
>> Anonymous
>>152922
The whole "play dead when attacked by a bear" thing is more or less an urban legend. The fact is you're pretty fucked either way.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152949
Correct. The best way to defeat a bear is to hit in the head with a log.
>> Anonymous
>>152951
I would have said "with a gun". Honestly, why the hell would you go into the wilderness without one? In the wild, without tools, you are just another animal, one which happens to be waaaay down the food chain.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152956
I don't know man, I would go into 'the wild' without a gun. Because, you know, I don't want to shoot anything. I'm cool with being down on the food chain, because I have one thing all those other animals don't: opposable thumbs. That makes me win by default. I will jam my goddamn thumbs into that cougar's eyes and make him regret eating my liver.
>> Anonymous
>>152959
But you're still dead. For me, that's a problem.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152960
That's why you should go contract aids. The joke will be on the predator.
>> Anonymous
>>152922
Finnish bears still avoid humans, so we are advised to speak to them, so that they realize we're not bears and leave us alone. The only time this doesn't work is when you get in between a mother and its cub. In that case, you're fucked.
>> Anonymous
There was a cougar attack near where I live about a month ago. Apparently this kid was attacked and his dad soccer kicked it in the head four times and it didn't let go. He finally had to jump in the air and double power kick it in the ribs to make it let go. The kid was ok.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>152962
Only if it's a human predator...
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152976
Just get aids and die, allright?
>> Anonymous
>>152980
he's going to have to eat you to do that
>> Anonymous
>>152959
AHAHAHAHAH
Bitter Anon has never been outdoors.
>> Anonymous
Err... I would never take a gun out in the wild.

1. I don't own one.
2. I don't like them.
3. The probability that something attacks you is pretty low. Most wild animals avoid humans.

If you're gun crazy, that's fine. Please stay in the US and kill your fellow human beings.
>> Anonymous
>>152992
he goes out at night, to go be all goth
>> Anonymous
>>152998
elitist fag is elitist
>> Anonymous
>>153000
dead gunfag is dead.
>> Anonymous
>>152998
Haha, that is your choice. Evolution rocks!

I will always carry a gun at bear & wolf areas. I've had a nasty encounter with a mother bear once and I wouldn't like to go into that situation again unarmed.

Besides hunting is awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>152998
Niggers aren't human beings, I'll kill them as much as I want.
>> Anonymous
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why fight when you can make friends?
>> Anonymous
>>153009
Indeed. Stuffed friends.
>> Anonymous
>>153009

HAAAAAAAY yuo guise!1
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Dresser Cougar is really getting a kick out of these replies.
>> Linestra
Just wanted to say all those sign edits made me lawl.
>> Anonymous
More of these signs.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>153359
This is real puma.
>> Anonymous
>>152992
Of course he hasn't been outside, he'll burn up!
>> Anonymous
"IF ATTACKED, FIGHT BACK."

LAWL.
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my cat can do it too
>> Anonymous
Fuck you Mountain Lions. You're the reason deer populations are shitty in California.
>> Anonymous
>>154214
No, rednecks are the reason for that.