Well, hello there, Fishing Cat. Are those flowers and wine for me?
>>125169No, they are for your mom. And possibly your girlfriend. Simultaneously.
Wow, Fishing Cat really whores around.
i got your coat for you
How about some soothing, sensual music?
Don't worry. I have a reservation at the finest restaurant in town for a lobster dinner for two (or three, if you would like to bring your hot sister).
>>125237Wait, you're Jewish? Oh, fuck. How about Kosher steak instead?
DO WANT
forget the dinner, just take me now!
>>125405Do you want to bother with the foreplay?
>>125406Or just get straight to it?
>>125407Skip it. Oh god.
Honey! I'm home!
>>125412It's not what it looks like!
...How could you?!
This is the worst best thread ever.