File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
Gender and orientation + favourite animal

Picture related, armadillo
>> Anonymous
>>321546
Male, straight too. forgot to post.
>> Anonymous
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Males. Straight. Stoat.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>321546
Female, Bi, Ferrets!!!!!!!!

Pic is my little girl Brewster
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female. Straight. And this guy, just because he's so fat & makes me dawwww
>> Anonymous
Male. Bi. Dolphins.

The dolphins did it to me...
>> Anonymous
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Male straight. MOOOSE
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female. Gay. Tigers.
>> Anonymous
>>321586
OMFG what kind of retard dresses his pet? Jesus Christ...

Female, straight, white tiger
>> Anonymous
female, bi and siamese cats
:3
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male. Straight.
>> Anonymous
Female, bi, kittah kats of any kind.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male. Gay. Wolves.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female. Bi. Spotted hyena.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female, lesbian - polar bears.
>> Anonymous
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Female asexual. Virtually any species of insect or arachnid. Favourite snake is the yellow-faced whip snake. Absolutely stunning colours just after shedding.
>> Anonymous
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Female, straight, hamster.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>321700


Sorry, wrong picture. Right one here:
>> Anonymous
>>321690
I bet Balto is your favorite movie, too.

Fucking furries.
>> Anonymous
>>321708

Liking Balto/Wolves doesn't make you a furry.

Go to /b,/ troll.
>> Anonymous
bumpan
>> Anonymous
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Female, bisexual, anything from the elk/deer family. Picture is a caribou.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male - Straight - Cougars
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female. Straight.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female, lesbian.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male, straight
CASSOWARIES FUCK YEAH!!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Another picture to remove all doubt that this animal is, indeed, the most manliest thing ever.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female, straight. Cats, any cats, big or small. I loev fishing cat!
>> Anonymous
>>321753
Also snakes.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male, straight, kittehs. Any kittehs.
>> Anonymous
Male, Mostly Straight, TURTLES!!
>> Anonymous
>>321719
really? No one makes the joke? Seriously, you're slipping.

Male, straight, white tiger.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
female
straight
and cats.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
female
straight
rats
>> Anonymous
male, straight, cats
>> gwinbee !6s9C/EJaD.
     File :-(, x)
male, bisexual, octopodes.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
male
bi
Crows!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female.
Bi.
All birds-- but Crows/Owls/Parrots especially.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
female. straight. penguins
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female, Straight, Parrots
>> Anonymous
Female. Bi.
Dogs
>> Anonymous
Male, straight (but I've gotten a couple dickings in my life), ermine.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male. Straight. Black labs.

PS. You faggots disgust me.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female / Bi

Corvids.
>> Anonymous
<img src=http://blog.sanriotown.com/kerokero:kuririnmail.com/files/2008/02/windowslivewritertotemfrog-131
73totem-frog4.jpg> female, straight, frog
>> Anonymous
Male. Straight. Foxes.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female, gay, cats.

(I posted a pic of a Velociraptor, because they'd be my favourite animals if they weren't extinct. Cats get extra points for being actually available to pet and cuddle.)
>> Anonymous
>>321925
>>straight (but I've gotten a couple dickings in my life)

It took you several times to notice you didn't like it?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>321821
>>321932
You two should totally hook up.
Also: Male, asexual, mice.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
MShippo!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female, cat.

I'm so unique.
>> Anonymous
>>321985
Wait, you forgot to mention your favourite animal, Tulip.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>321987
You're right! Here's some some more Tulip.
>> Anonymous
>>321985
Don't ever look at this picture if you're high. Just... don't.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female, straight, cats and squids
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male, straight. Birds are beautiful creatures.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>321988
moar tulip
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female (lots of females here) straight, tibetan fox the thing is fucking sexy
>> Anonymous
Why the nigger is every girl either gay or bi

you fucking freaks of nature
>> Anonymous
>>322034
Everyone's a little bit bi, girls just aren't as insecure about it as guys are.
>> Anonymous
>>322034
Well, this is 4chan. Seriously, what did you expect?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male, straight, frogs
>> Anonymous
>>322035
Bullshit.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Straight, female. Killer whales.
>> Anonymous
>>322038
Case in point. :)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>322040
Not.
>> Anonymous
>>322043
>THINKING ABOUT HOMOSEXUALS MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE BAWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
>>322043
You're either a troll or being pathetically, extremely obvious.
>> Anonymous
>>322034
Why are you complaining? It's the porn you fap to, isn't it?
>> Anonymous
>>322039
I find this funny.

OP here. Just as I expected, an is full of girls and gays.

But the amount of straight dudes on here came as a shock.
>> Anonymous
>>322049
Not even full-blooded He-men can resist a kitten.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male, straight, Hazel Dormouse
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female
Straight.
Markhor.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
male. straight. cougars.

(I also like the older wymens... hmmm)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female, Lesbian.
Cranes.
>> Evil
     File :-(, x)
Male, straight, golden eagle
>> Anonymous
Male
Straight
Duck or Deer
>> Anonymous
>>322070
Funny, in Old Greece, eagles were the gayest of birds.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male, straight.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>322073
Heh. Gay sex with Ganymede, anyone?
>> Anonymous
>>321821
ditto
>> Anonymous
>>322090
Yep, shotaeagle would have been more appropriatated than shotacat or shotatiger.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female. Straight. Ducks and squirrels.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
male, straight, dogs


pic: portuguese water dog
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female
Straight
northern flying squirrel
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female, Straight, Oriental cats
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male, Straight, several Insect orders and Birman Cats
>> PowerViolenceovzeApparatus !!tth/tv+hsYe
     File :-(, x)
Male, Gay, Leopards :)
>> Anonymous
Female
Asexual
Rats, snakes, rabbits, leopards, lions, bears, foxes, snakes, lizards..etc.
>> That Gomez
     File :-(, x)
female
lesbian
<-- this slick motherfucker right here
>> Anonymous
Hermaphrodite, only attracted to other hermaphrodites, Snails and Slugs
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male, straight, ocelot.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male, Straight, this vicious motherfucker right here
>> Anonymous
male, artist, binturong
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female, asexual, giant anteaters.
>> sage
>>322179

Fuck yeah bearcats.
Their musk smells like popcorn, how awesome is that?
>> Anonymous
>>322191

Extremely
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female
Straight
Straight up amur leopard
>> Anonymous
>>322191
Do you smell popcorn?
We're in the middle of the jungle. There's no popcorn!
OH SHI-
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male. Straight. Any kind of trippy bug, especially huge ones.
>> Anonymous
>>322175

wtf is this turtle
>> Anonymous
Hmm, it's more amazing that there are so many asexuals around, I still get told there's no such thing as asexuality but I guess if people have a hard time accepting homosexuality and it's so talked about...

Well, my turn. Female, gay, wolves
>> Anonymous
Male, bi curious, Birds, reptiles, and insects
>> Anonymous
>>322233
Asexual= too ugly/fat to even consider getting laid.
Trust me, I met one of those. Their psychological make up, is, strangely enough, similar to amoebas. Maybe that's where they get the asexuality from.
>> Anonymous
Female, bi. Either ferrets or tigers, can't decide.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Strait male.
I like all kinds of shit, but I think this guy is particularly cool
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male
Straight
Interior Crocodile Alligator
>> Anonymous
Female, straight, rabbits.

I was also directed to this thread from >>>/r9k/1785121.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female/straight/horses
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
male, straight, leopard shark :3
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
eat my cat asshole, r9k
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
male, straight, parrots

aside from all the, uh, bisexuals, I'm somewhat surprised at the amount of lesbians here on /an/. I thought most of y'all would hang around /u/ or /s/, but I suppose everybody loves kitties, regardless of gender or orientation...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
straight male.
.
.
.
.
.
.
BUNNIES
>> Anonymous
>>322266
If you want to find Lesbians, /u/ is the last place to go.
Only men there, fapping to Lesbian porn.
>> Anonymous
>>322268
DUDE YES!

straight male and avid bunny owner

buns ftw.
>> Anonymous
>>322269
this and also it is possible to regularly browse 2 boards you know
/an/ moves pretty slowly
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male
Straight

ASIAN CHICKS


and also
Parrots

im hoping to buy a second hand Congo grey soon
He's so gorgeous
>> Anonymous
WTF at all the asexuals. Sorry but being a fat ugly virgin is not a valid sexual orientation.
>> Anonymous
>>322288
>>322236


"LOL, I met an asexual, she was fat and ugly, they're all fat and ugly..."
"LOL I met a lesbian, she was a fugly bulldyke who couldn't get a man to save her life, all lesbians are like that..."
"LOL I met a gay man once, he was all girly and loved Barbra Streisand, all gay men are girly and love Barbra Streisand..."
"LOL I met a straight woman once, she was such a slut and would suck you off for dollar, all straight women are total sluts like that..."
"LOL I met a straight man once, he used to slip roofies into women's drinks at clubs and take them home and rape them, all straight men are rapist freaks..."
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
female
straight
wolves, tortoises, hyenas, octopods, and TAPIRS!
>> Anonymous
>>322325
sounds about right.
>> Ellory
     File :-(, x)
female / ?? / manta ray
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
female, straight, cats.

I'm the typical crazy cat lady.
>> Anonymous
Male/ Pedossexual / Capivara

(just kidding about the pedossexual thing, butthurt brigade)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
male, gay

polypterus motherfuckin senegalus
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>322336

my husband also browses /an/, he's straight and loves staffordshire bull terriers
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female, bi, Siberian Tiger.
>> Anonymous
Female, Gay, Polar Bears
>> Anonymous
Male, Bi, Raccoons! <3
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
male,lesbian,snowleopard
>> Anonymous
>>322411
>male
>lesbian
...how does that work?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
male. straight. white lion
>> Anonymous
male gay cuttlefish
>> Anonymous
male, probably bi, tigers
>> Anonymous
>>322411

I smell a furry.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
male, straight, turtles
>> Anonymous
>>322436
What? Only just now? You shoulda picked up their reek starting with op.
>> Anonymous
female, bi, black bears
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female
asexual
sea otters
>> Anonymous
>>322236
>>322567

oh and for the record, I'm twig thin, so ditch the fat asexual thing already
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
female, straight, leopard seals!
sharks are pretty great too
>> Anonymous
>>322570
but you are ugly right? Can't find anyone to love you so you decide to just say you are asexual.
>> Anonymous
>>322575


You're a straight male, right? It doesn't matter how ugly she is, I've yet to met a straight male who wouldn't fuck the elephant woman after he's had a few drinks. No point dissin' the lady, you'd be the first to line up if you thought you had a chance of finally losing your virginity. Straight males = pathetically unpicky
>> Anonymous
Male. Straight/virgin. Fox.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
female, transsexual, I'm torn between pigs and bats
>> Anonymous
male, gay, felines
>> Anonymous
at first I thought: omfg so many females this can't be true. Then I saw the name of the board. gtfo of the internets and back into the gitchen.
>> Anonymous
>>322622

Gitchen? Where dat?
>> Anonymous
>>322622
I'm in the kitchen? What now?
>> Anonymous
>>322622
WTF is a "gitchen"?
>> Anonymous
you want this url:

fchan.us
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>321700
>>322159
>>322185
>>322233
>>322236
>>322288
>>322325
>>322570
>>322575

NEWS FLASH: humans cannot be asexual, because we have sex organs, and reproduce sexually. if you were, perhaps, a jellyfish, mushroom, tapeworm, dandelion, etc., then you could make that claim.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Trans-MTF, Bi, Skunks~!
>> Anonymous
>>322634
Newsflash: asexuality has been used as a term for people that have little or no sexual attraction since the 1970's. It has also been used for individuals of other sexually reproducing species with evidence of the said trait.

In fact the process you are referring to is known as "asexual reproduction" not "asexuality".
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
male, straight, rats
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male, Bi, Equids
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
>>322592
to be fair, there aren't many asexuals who wouldn't turn bi if they're sloshed enough, either. Drinking often makes folks do things they'd later regret ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>322668
That makes no sense if we assume they are asexual. Large amounts of alcohol actually decrease libido, not increase it. The effect would have to be explained by loss of inhibitions, in which case the person could not in fact be asexual at all, just highly inhibited.

Hmm, that actually gives me an idea. You could turn this into a foolproof scientific test to see if a person is in fact asexual. Anyone who shows no signs of sexual attraction even in a highly inebriated state would have to be classified as a truly asexual person.
>> Anonymous
>>322673
Every human being has sex. If they do have sexual organs they will be either male of female. Same somebody is asexual is saying that he or she is like an amoeba, which is WRONG.
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
>>322673
well, from what i've seen, 'highly inhibited' describes most "asexual" people fairly well.

Not that I care, of course. there's nothing too bad about people who don't have sex, whether out of inhibitions or whatever. certainly more tolerable than furries, IMO.
>> Anonymous
>>322700
>>well, from what i've seen, 'highly inhibited' describes most "asexual" people fairly well.

exactly. inhibition does not equal sexlessness. a monk is not asexual; an amoeba is.
>> Anonymous
>>322673

When I'm highly inebriated I yiff anything that moves.
>> Anonymous
>>322697
see:
>>322643

If you want to disagree with science on terminolgy, fine. Just don't expect to win.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
male, straight, Bactrian Camels.
>> Anonymous
I've never understood why asexuality gets so much grief. Of all the orientations it's the least offensive, least obvious, least likely to lead a gang rape, least likely to spread VD and least likely give any sort of trouble to anyone, but the screaming rage it provokes- weird.

Asexuality doesn't mean that someone is inhibited, it means that someone isn't interested, period. Yes, there are those people who use the label of asexuality to cover for their inhibitions, but they are not in the majority. It's also often associated with various forms of ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder) which means that you're looking at someone who isn't wired properly to begin with.
>> Anonymous
>>322829
>I've never understood why asexuality gets so much grief.
>asexuality

Probably because it's, A-typical! *ba-dum chh*
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male. Abstinent simply because It's an extremly odd thing to do for no reason at all, Not asexual because I want to have sex with women but I never will. Bunnies.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male. Straight. Raccoon.
.
.
.
Rats close second.
.
.
Apparently I like animals that have benefited from urban development.
>> Anonymous
Male, straight, tardigrade.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male, Straight
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male, Bi-curious, and lizards, cause their fucking sexy!
>> king beethoven !!e5Jl0hBDduJ
female, pansexual. fennecs. then genets, then lemurs, then red pandas, then raccoons...
>> king beethoven !!e5Jl0hBDduJ
     File :-(, x)
<3
>> Anonymous
All the asexuals...

Quit fucking saying that because you don't produce a copy of yourself on your own.
>> Anonymous
>>322895

ITT: We learn that many words in the English language and even in scientific terminology may mean different things in different contexts...

OMFG LIKE REALLY?!!!1!! lie THATS SOOO WIERD R U SURE???
>> Anonymous
>>322857

oh my god do you actually have a raccoon? How did you get it? what did you feed it?
>> Anonymous
>>322895
They still can have the brains of an amoeba, which I suspect may be pretty much the case.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female, lesbian, kangaroos.
>> Anonymous
>>322901
>oh my god do you actually have a raccoon? How did you get it? what did you feed it?
No, it's just a random internet picture. I used to watch and interact with wild raccoons in my backyard. I've done a lot of research on the idea of keeping them as pets. In short, it's possible but really difficult. Google "Remo Raccoon" if you're interested in them.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>322895

"A", when used as such, means "without" in latin, idort.

Oh,
and Puffins/Straight/Female.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>322908
That's the second time someone's made the amoeba joke and I'm guessing you're the same person. Repeating it doesn't make it funnier.

also Male/closet gay/Red Foxes
>> Anonymous
>>322928
Either that or they're angels. Since angels don't exist, I just used the closest existent organism. An in a completely unrelated issue, come out of the closet.
>> Anonymous
Humans are only heterosexual by default. Everyone in this thread is waaaaaay too obsessed with sexuality. You really need to get out more.
>> Anonymous
Male, Bi, Wolves/Dogs

In before 'furry'. Cause I am. Fuck you.
>> Anonymous
lol @ asexuals. Enjoy your life of being alone and miserable!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male/straight/Cuttlefish!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
ITT: We describe our fursona in terms of species, gender, and sexual orientation.

androgynous/asexual/ameba
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
female, straight, jumping spiders! =3
>> spider poe
     File :-(, x)
female, hot men turn me on sexually, CATS
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male, straight. BEARS.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
male/straight/pallas cat
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female, straight, Giant Anteater
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Male. Straight.
Osprey. A raptor that will dive 1 meter below the water's surface to dive-bomb its prey gets a thumbs-up in my book.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Female, attracted to men who aren't racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic or dickholes (which really limits my options), fluffy domestic cats
>> Anonymous
male, straight, probably tapirs but hard to choose

damn image limit
>> Anonymous
Male, straight, cats. Mine are short-haired and psychotic.
>> Fiddle !!SlrHETi+O7T
Female, straight and pygmy marmosets
>> Liska !!LIVFOETqL8j
Female, straight, Cheetah and/or Tiger
>> Anonymous
female/straight/too many to list.

Probably snakes and cats and horses at close second...but if we count extinct thingies- then Tyrannosaurus Rex all the way. I only say this because someone mentioned Velociraptor somewhere before me...
>> Anonymous
>>322829

oh, so "asexuals" also have ASS-BURGERS... that certainly explains a lot.

heh.
>> dictionary.com
a·sex·u·al (?-s?k'sh??-?l)
adj.
1. Having no evident sex or sex organs; sexless.
2. Relating to, produced by, or involving reproduction that occurs without the union of male and female gametes, as in binary fission or budding.
3. Lacking interest in or desire for sex.

Now everyone just shut the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
>>323207
Being molested as a child and being too traumatized for having sex isn't a sexual orientation.
>> Anonymous
Aww fuck, I was going to post a graph.

Have some numbers:
63 males, 10% of those gays, 13% bis and 5% asexuals.
51 females, 10% of those gays, 24% bis and 8% asexuals.

These are calculated with a really fucking simple program, so don't trust them too much.
>> Anonymous
>>323211
Nope. It surely isn't. It also is not the only thing in the world causing lack of sexuality.

I find it amazing that people can't fathom that sexuality is just like any other human trait or system: some people just have a faulty one. There are blind people, there are mute people, there are amusic people and there are asexual people. Nothing crazy or unnatural about that.
>> Anonymous
>>323216
Are you going to make any kinds of statistics about people's favourite animals?
>> Anonymous
Female, straight, dwarf hamsters fuck year
>> Anonymous
>>323225

No, as this thread is autosaging now.
>> Anonymous
>>323233
You could post another thread. It's not like we're drowning in new threads here.