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My cat doesn't know to not walk off of the second floor into thin air, so I am cat proofing my stairs tonight. How do /an/'s pets make you facepalm?
>> Anonymous
My cat always runs into walls headfirst. He starts running on the carpet, then hits the linoleum in the kitchen and goes flying straight into the cabinet door.
>> Anonymous
When my cat decides I need a massage from him, but forgets he has freakishly long claws. I have prick marks all over my shoulders and neck from him.

I just can't tell him no or smack him when he's just trying to get himself comfortable on me. D:
>> Anonymous
>>245824
He's kneading

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kneading_(cats)
>> Anonymous
>>245936
(´???Kneading)?(cats)
>> Anonymous
Idzie sobie turysta i w pewnym momencie zauwa?a Bac? i pyta: - Baco, co robicie? - A nic takiego, piore tylko kota. - Kota? Przecie? kota si? nie pierze. Na to Baca: - A co wy tam turysto wicie, kota si? pierze. Za par? godzin turysta wraca z powrotem. Patrzy a kot le?y nie?ywy. I zwraca si? do Bacy: - A nie mówi?em, ?e kota si? nie pierze?! A Baca na to: - Pierze si?, pierze, ino si? nie wy?ymo.

A tourist is walking along until he encounters a Highlander and asks: - What are you doing? - Nothing, just washing (in the sense as you would wash clothing) a cat. - A cat? But you don't wash cats. The highlander replied: - How would you know you tourist, you do wash cats. Several hours later the tourist returns. He sees the cat lying dead. He says to the highlander: - What did I tell you?! You don't wash cats! And the highlander says: - Yeah, you do, you do. But you don't wring them.
>> Anonymous
my cat likes to drink water from bathtub. whenever I go to toilet he follows me and wants me to fill some water in the tub. When he finishes he jumps out and slides through corridor with his wet feet. Often he cannot manage to balance and slides against the wall. He's a real redneck cat.
>> Anonymous
My cat likes to FURIOUSLY dig a hole. As in, just jumps into his litter box and digs. (his litter box has tarps underneath all around the surrounding area to make sweeping up easier). Same with the laundry basket, the bucket of detergent, the flour bin, the rice bin, you name it, he tries to furiously get into it and dig.

Unfortunately, he does this with the sandpit too. He continues to furiously dig a hole until only his butt is sticking out, and as sandpits do, the hole collapses in on him.
>> Anonymous
my dog rubs his face on the carpet after he eats, and while he is doing that, one of my cats comes out of nowhere and attacks him for teh lulz

and its ONLY while he is rubbing his face on the carpet...

its so weird.
>> Anonymous
(´???)?>:3
>> Anonymous
>>245954
My dog does that too, but he does it against the couch where it meets the ground. It looks like he's trying to fit into the small space under the couch. If he does it it's always after eating too.
>> Anonymous
>>245947
fuck my stupid cat does that too.There are piles and piles of litter on the sides of the box after every night. What the fuck is wrong with my cat
>> Anonymous
I have an old blind mongrel who is also senile.

Usually I can keep her out of mischief but occasionally she wanders off to drink from an old stagnant pond we have in the grounds fairly near to the house that I'm trying to turn into a bog garden or raids the bins for the rancid scraps of meat I've fished out of the turtle enclosures. Of course I've tried to put a stop to this behavior but she is determined even to the point where she dug under a fence I put up to stop her getting to the pond.
>> Anonymous
one of my cockatiels is always doing the mating dance to his reflection
>> Anonymous
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My cat licks plastic constantly, usually plastic shopping bags. The noise doesn't seem to be the draw, nor does it matter what kind of plastic it is. Why the plastic fetish?
>> Anonymous
>>246056
aww man why did you post that picture? now I have the sudden urge to start licking plastic bags again :(
>> Anonymous
>>246056

Plastic shopping bags have some oils that cats enjoy used in their manufacturing.
>> Anonymous
>>246056

While my cat does this as well, he seems to be more fond of candy-wrappers.
>> Anonymous
My hamster enjoys clawing his way from his cage, falling from the dresser the cage is on, then running to my bed and crawling in with me. I dont want to wake up to a dead coin purse D=
>> Ozbourne !!XLKmTVPZ48v
Used to have a cat that cleaned her teeth by biting cardboard, left this little row of tooth perforation marks. She was a weird cat, lol
>> Anonymous
>>245936
My cat does this, and I trim his claws because of it.
>> Anonymous
>>246099
My old cat use to sleep on cardboard, even when she was given a heated catbed for Christmas. She eventually retired from cardboard and decided people's bed were better to sleep on.
>> Anonymous
My cat has a habit of biting and clawing my legs if I'm talking on the phone while standing. Every time I'd come home from college, my mom would ask why my legs had puncture and slash marks, and I'd have to explain that my cat is bat shit insane.
Here's the kicker. My cat doesn't give a rats ass if I'm on the phone while sitting or on my bed. She also won't attack if I'm just standing, either. She only attacks if I'm on the phone while standing.
>> Anonymous
>>245772
>>245823
>>245824
>>245945
>>245947
>>245982
>>246056
>>246096
>>246099
>>246106
>>246107
>>246111

/an/ - Cat owning faggots.
>> Anonymous
One of my cats is afraid of wind. If I open the door to let him out when it's windy, he'll pause in the doorway for a second and then bolt back inside. Less than a minute later he'll be meowing for me to let him out again. We can repeat the process indefinitely.
>> Anonymous
>>246112
Shut up, nigger.
>> Anonymous
>>246094

Anon with original bag-licking cat here. Thanks - first reasonable explanation I've heard yet.
>> Anonymous
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My cat will sit just out of reach and cry to be pet, and as soon as I get up, he takes off towards his bowl. If I go to sit down again, he will repeat this until he has lured me to his food dish and I'm petting him while he eats. He also tries flipping on his back to get me to rub his tummy when I'm about to shower, to lure me out of the bathroom to the food dish.

He's my first kitty, so do all cats do this or is mine just special?
>> Anonymous
>>246203
My cat loves food, and usually cries for some every 3 hours after the dog and him have eaten an entire bowl full of it. He'll cry and cry for about 30mins (or when I stand up to grab a drink from the fridge).

He also will lure me to his food bowl. He's some what of a fatty (though I don't always feed him when he meows).
>> Anonymous
my cat has alot of weird habits.

she loves being pet on the face in a certain way but if you do it too much she'll try and bite you then run away.

she is always looking out the window, then she'll leave the window, walk around the room and go back to the same window and repeat for hours.

when my mom is sleeping in the middle of the night my cat will meow at her and start biting her toes to wake her up.

i can go on but thats all i can think of for now.
>> Anonymous
>>245945
I like how you're obviously not a native English speaker, yet you managed to call your cat a redneck. :3
>> Anonymous
>>246209
Redneck cat is superior.
>> Anonymous
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>>246114
One of my two cats does this too. He'll sit by the door and cry (in this really girly voice, too), but when I open the door, he hears the sound of the rain, and runs away. That soft pitter-patter is apparently terrifying to him.

My cats also like to go inside paper bags and cardboard boxes. Even if it is painfully obvious they will not be able to fit into the box, they still shove their little heads into the opening like they have a chance. Sometimes they fight about who gets to sit in the cardboard boxes that are actually big enough to seat them.
>> Jesus H. Christ !!nwi78PCb+iZ
My cat is a whore who uses his (yes, he's a man-whore) cuteness for personal gain...

He'll walk into a room, lay down a couple feet away from you and start purring, and rolling around, overall doing things that make you want to get up and pet him. But as soon as you do, He'll get up, and run away and do the same thing. Eventually he'll lead you to the empty food bowl that i just filled an hour ago.

Whore
>> Anonymous
I have a black cat that's more or less the cat equivalent of a man-child. He's disgustingly adorable.

If he wants your attention, he'll follow you around while chirping, but if you touch him, it must be the lightest, gentlest touch you can manage or he'll squirm away.

He steals anything and everything. When he finds something he wants, he'll sneak up to it, and as soon as he has it in his mouth, he'll make a mad dash to get as far away from humans as possible. Also, no matter what he's found, he carries it as if he can barely lift it: head very close to the ground as he scampers away.

Wind of any intensity seems to burn him. Even if he nuzzles up to your face and you happen to breathe on his face, he'll get upset.
>> Anonymous
>>246298
My cat stole a muffin wrapper the other day. He loves those things for some stupid reason. He was digging in the garbage, and suddenly, he shot away down the stairs and started eating the wrapper on the dining room rug. He always takes those wrappers to the same place to eat them. But then I guess he decided he wanted to save it for later, so he grabbed the wrapper and flew off somewhere to hide it. You know, so I wouldn't eat it myself.
>> Anonymous
My cat loves to sit on things that are uncomfortable. She's got a cat house, but prefers to sit in the kindling box on the sticks.
>> Anonymous
I have a cockatiel that likes bend it's head down as if he wants you to scratch his neck, through his cage. He'll do this to anyone, right up against the bars so you'd be tempted to stuck your finger in and scratch him. Once you do, though, he quickly turns up again and proceeds to try and BITE AND GNAW YOUR FINGER UNTIL IT'S A BLOODY STUB. When you pull away he'll go to his perch and stare at you threateningly.
Only in his cage too. If you let him out, he lets anyone just pick him up and pet him and stuff.
>> Anonymous
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My cat sleeps under the covers with me every single night. If I go to bed without her, she'll meow and scratch at the door until I let her in, then I have to hold the blanket up so she can go under it, or she'll nuzzle her way under herself. Then she'll proceed to purr and knead my stomach until she falls asleep.

She also used to attack my aunt's dog, then happily prance over to me and sit in my lap as if she did it to make me happy.

Aaannnd she jumped out of out second story window to chace after some pigeons. Twice.

She also follows me around everywhere I go in the house. She's pretty much my shadow. It's cute.

Pic related. It's her.
>> Anonymous
>>246337
Adorable. Moar.
>> Anonymous
>>246337
Your cat is a people. And yes, you hate dogs. She did good. :D I love your kitty.
>> Sacri
>>246337

KittyBelly <33

My boys(Shadow & Peanut) are a trip when together. If one is locked away in my bedroom, the other cries and scratches until they're together again. The oldest, let this kitten suckle a while back.. LOL'd.

Another cat I had, before we fenced the front yard chased a little weenie dog out of the yard and half way up the road before I went to collect him. He ruled.

Every cat we had had a love for paper bags, cardboard boxes and clothes baskets.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I used to have a cat that would get on the roof and sit perched atop like a statue. She died though. ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>246337
AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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My dog will be looking around and walk headfirst into parked cars, doors, lampposts etc, and apparently she feels no pain.
also, if you sigh around her, she'll sigh back louder, and if you sigh louder again it turns into a competition.
aaaand there's this one wall where the other side is a 30ft drop, and ever time we go near it she trys to climb over

pic related, is her
>> Anonymous
>>246297

lol'd


My cat is afraid of door mantles. Whenever I let him outside, he has to jump 3 feet above and over the door mantle. It's fucking weird. He's also terrified of plastic bags.
>> Anonymous
My cat, Lewis, well if you call him, he'll walk toward you.
And he butts everything with his head on the way. He has to stop and rub his head on it, to give him a boost or something?
>> Anonymous
My cat licks my beard. And he licks my armpits right after I put deodorant on.
>> Anonymous
>>246542

He's trying to clean you off, you filthy neckbeard.
>> Anonymous
My mother has two cats, one of which is a purebred Siamese that developed allergies to.... everything. She sees a veterinarian allergist, has to eat hypoallergenic cat food made with lamb and rabbit (allergic to most animals cat food is made from), gets immunotherapy shots and takes immunosuppressants.If she doesn't take the pills she goes neurotic and licks holes in her skin and has to wear a sweater, and when she's on the pills she can't walk in a straight line and acts inebriated. Last time I visited she got into a fight with the other cat because she kept trying to EAT HER FOOT.
>> Anonymous
Out of the three cats I own, only one, my boy Eddie, is the one with strange habits. He also has the girliest meow.

The other two have figured out that I control the laser pointer, Eddie has not. He will chase it into walls.

He sleeps on the stairs with his neck at an odd angle and his face smashed into one step.

The SECOND I get into bed he MUST BE ON TOP OF ME. He won't even wait until I actually lie down, he'll crawl on me and lie down, regardless of my position. My fav is when he tries to perch on just my arm. Once he climbed onto my face.

If a plastic bag makes a crinkle noise he will stare at it forever. No moving, just staring. I'm afraid he will starve to death if I don't get rid of it.
>> Anonymous
>>247186
ocd cat has ocd
>> Anonymous
My cat likes to tease my dogs. Who, if given the chance, will probably kill her. I got her when I moved out for half a year and now I'm back home.

She'll do things like sit between the window and the blinds so the dogs can see her. She obviously knows that they can't get to her so she does this to tease them. She also sits on the kitchen table in full view of the dogs.

And the most annoying thing she does, run out of my room and play hide and seek while the dogs are inside. It's like she wants to die!
>> Anonymous
My cat MUST be around people. Doesn't matter who the people are, he MUST be around them. The minute someone sits down and he is inside and not eating, chances are their lap will become a cat-bed. When people aren't around, he'll make a little nest out of dirty laundry that smells like people.

The kicker? He hates being petted. He lets you do it for a while, and it is quite irresistible because he is very soft and petable, but if you do it too much he begins attacking your hand and runs away.

Then 5 minutes later he comes back, because he needs to be around people.
>> Anonymous
>>246508
lol, animals are usually so good at describing things
>> Anonymous
My pet tiger likes licking my clit and i have no idea why
>> Anonymous
>>247404

hurf durf ur so funnie
>> Anonymous
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my birds are retarded.
>> Anonymiss !8a.AapkhGM
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Flippin' hamster (Starsky) sleeps in the exercise wheel and also uses it as the bathroom.

There's more than enough space to sleep and burrow, but nope, exercise wheel-bathroom is just fine for the little shit.

What's more is he's used toilet paper to make bedding for himself in the wheel and then he runs in the wheel to fuck it all up.

Pic related, it's before we put the toilet paper in the cage.
>> Anonymous
My guinea pig used to live in a fenced-off area. But she's excitable and kept running into solid objects like table legs and walls at full speed. lol. One time she run under my foot just as I was setting it down, stopped there, and FREAKED THE FUCK OUT as I tried to not break her damn back or fall down.
>> Anonymous
i enjoy this thread.


the only weird thing my cat does is rub her face/cheeks on everything.
>> Anonymous
>>247504
That is not weird. All cats do that. Your cat is normal and boring.
>> Anonymous
>>247475
stupid name
>> Cloudchaser Shaconage
I can't put catfood in the cage trap I'm using to catch & relocate problem 'coons because 6 of my cats have the sense to stay out of it, but Sabrina got herself trapped 3 times in one day.
>> Anonymous
>>247533

For some reason, I can only hear this post spoken in a thick Southern drawl.
>> Anonymous
>>247556
... I can't help but here this yankie, northerner voice when I read this post.
>> Anonymous
My cat (Void) has some odd habits, for example my dad has his own bad habit of leaving the toilet door open when he goes to the bathroom...located near by is the kitty litter. When ever he does this my cat will go to her litter box and won't leave until my dad is finished. Even when she dsnt need to go she just pretends.
She's also clumsy as, she once rolled off the computer desk while sleeping. Also if my brother leaves anything on the computer desk were she sleeps she will knock it off the table with her paw...just pushes it over the edge.

Also my friends parents breed Burmise cats, one of them leaps into your arms. Fromt he floor...even if your standing just jumps right up into your arms. Another climbs onto your back if you bend over or lean down and will purch on your shoulder and dig her claws in.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
My cat has this crazy habit.When i put my wallet,
he will scratch all over it,trying to take the money,and when he opened the wallet,he took a handful of my money and went OM NOM NOM NOM
with it.
>> Anonymous
My cat would follow me to school in the mornings when I didn't need to take a bus in the later years. I rule.
>> Anonymous
>>248110
Oh god this.
I invented a way to keep him in; giving him food and when he concentrated on it I quickly escape outside.
>> Anonymous
I had this kitten that would suck on a little spot on my neck at night while I was asleep, and I would wake up with a hickey every morning...>_>
>> Anonymous
>>248203
PROTIP
It's not your cat
>> Anonymous
i have two cats. both are weird

girl cat has long white fur and loves to lie on black things, therefore covering them with her lovely locks. Its just on black things. If she cant find something black to lie on she'll just lay on the furniture. But that black cashmere sweater you draped over the back of the chair? toast.

she also loves plastic bags and shoes. She'll just stick her head in my boyfriends smelly ass shoes and fall asleep.

i also do this thing where i say "its time to be a baby!" and turn her upside down and hold her like a baby. She fucking HATES that and the second i put her down she goes and kick's my other cat's ass.

poor guy
>> Frankengun !T1budz6Gm2
My cockatiel Sweetie is... odd. I'd say he was gay, but he hates all other birds regardless of sex. He doesn't like you to touch his head (or anywhere, really) but he loves to chew on hair.

If we put a small round object in his cage (like a rock, or golfball) he fucks it while whistling the Andy Griffith tune. Hell, sometimes when we give him a piece of bread to eat he'll fuck one end while eating the other.

He's mean as shit to other birds; I just got another cockatiel, a pied, and had both of their cages open to let them get some play time outside in the house. Sweetie commensed to un-ass his own cage, went into the other bird's cage, whipped his ass, and then ate his food.

Little bastard.
>> Anonymous
>>246094
YOU KNOW HOW TO MANUFACTURE CATS?!
>> Anonymous
>>248245


I was considering adopting a cockatoo to go along with my macaw, now I'm not so sure.

Anyways, my Macaw likes to pick my nose and try to feed me the boogers.
>> Anonymous
>>248309
cockatoos and cockatiels are two different things.
>> Anonymous
>>248310
The cockatiel is the smallest species in the family Cacatuidae.

Cacatuidae = Cockatoos.
>> darkness_and_light
We have a cat Tama who used to disappear on us sometimes. At my old house we used to have fixtures that lined the upper part of the living room wall that had florescent light bulbs in them, about 15 feet in the air. One day we looked up and realized she was walking on top of the fixtures.

I had to get a ladder to bring her down, but as soon as she hit the ground she ran over to the window, climbed up the screen, jumped on a bookshelf and climbed back on the fixtures.

I put a piece of wood up so she couldn't climb from the screen to the shelf, but then she started using the drapes...

She is now an outdoor cat.
>> Anonymous
my kitty doesnt walk , she waddles even when she runs. and shes not obese. shes still a kitten
>> Anonymous
My parents have a cat that i grew up with that we took in as a stray, and he's a hardass.

Currently they have 2 cats and a dog. The above cat wont take grief from the dog and if he hears the dog tormenting the other cat (the dog's very playful and just hopes the cats will reciprocate) the older cat will march in and just beat the crap out of the mutt.
>> Frankengun !T1budz6Gm2
>>248309
Sweetie is a special case, most of the other cockatiels I've had were sweethearts.
>> Jesus H. Christ !!nwi78PCb+iZ
One day, i was laying on my bed, about to enjoy some toasted bagels with peanut butter on them. House was going to be on soon and i was proud of myself for not getting peanut butter anywhere between the kitchen and the bed.

But the moment i lay down, my cat decides to join me... Unfortunately, he smelled the food, and in his eagerness to steal food he jumped without looking and landed strait on the bagels with melted peanut butter.

Now, i was laying on my stomach with my face over the bagels. and when he hit the liquidy goodness of the peanut butter he freaked out and started simultaneously shaking his paws (to get the peanut butter off) and running all over the room.

and he managed to knock over both of my bagels on the floor, peanut butter side down.

All the while, i was frozen in place because the whole thing lasted only a second, an i now had peanut butter all over my face and bed and bedroom and cat....
>> Anonymous
>>248742
HOUSE FUCK YEAH
>> Fox !!idB89y5OqBS
My dog is currently eating grass in the yard.

She barks a lot, too.

Dumb fuck.
>> Anonymous
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>>246099

I've got one of those too
>> Anonymous
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>>247475

My boyfriend's hamster likes to eat his own shit and SPIT IT OUT OF THE CAGE ONTO ANYTHING IN ITS NEAR RADIUS. That's just damned fucked up. He also pees exclusively out of the cage, oxidating the ends of his metal cage. And he hates the wooden bedding, because he'll try to throw as much as possible out of the cage, even though he gets a cold from sleeping without it. He's also obese and anti-social. Just batshit insane, literally.

My hamster, Doakes, he's a nice guy. Craps in a particular spot on his cage, always makes a tidy nest with his bedding under his wheel every night and still manages to never drop a single chip outside, and is the sweetest thing ever to anyone, never crapping or peeing on anyone even though they go at him like crazy (namely my little brother).

But he tries to kill every female I've tried to put in his cage for mating, while boyfriend's hamster is so easy-going with his female that they live in the same cage.

I should have named mine Dexter. Pic related, this is Doakes right after I got him.
>> AGirlOnTheNet !VuRBSuhcsw
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My cat Abby is "special" sometimes. She likes to eat cardboard. She also refuses to sleep in her cat bed unless it is placed in the nice leather chair in the living room. When we sleep, she wakes us up at 5 a.m. to be fed by either licking my fiance's nose and then working around to the rest of his face, or by sleeping on top of my pillow and kneading my hair until it's a mess of tangles. She also like climbing up on top of me when I sit on the couch and curls around my neck.

One time I got onto her for scratching at my fiance's work shirts. I did it a couple times and sprayed her with the water bottle. The third time she went and sat under the shirts, looked at me, looked back at the shirts, clawed them, and then immediately ran like hell, lmfao. Pic is her. She's such a slut.
>> Anonymous
>>247186
>Out of the three cats I own, only one, my boy Eddie, is the one with strange habits. He also has the girliest meow.

>The other two have figured out that I control the laser pointer, Eddie has not. He will chase it into walls.

That's exactly like my cat Emrys. He's such a girl. His meow is all high pitched. He sort of warbles. Also, he's really skinny and dainty.

But god damn he is stupid. This is the cat from>>245823that runs into walls. He's lucky he's so cute, otherwise we'd kick him out for being so dumb.
>> Anonymous
>>248801
he is a she, lol
>> Anonymous
My dog likes to poop out little black munchkin like poops, and then play soccer with them with his front paws batting it back and forth....

He is a white dog....

That fucker
>> Anonymous
>>249012

What.

My cat likes to lie down and roll around his litterbox. You know, the same place he pees and shits in. He's fucking lucky that fucking litterbox is fucking scented because he always smells like the cheapass lavender scent the litter has.
>> Anonymous
>>249011

Unless "she" has a really big cancer on her ass, I think it's a he.

And after he tries slaughtering a female, he stays berserk for the whole night. He cut one's stomach, killing her, and almost tore out one of the legs of one of my boyfriend's female. Not a pretty sight.
>> Anonymous
This thread must be saved, 'tis awesome, i lol'd like mad, I miss my cat (who was batshit insane also, fought everything and fell off high things)
>> 4chanarchive.org Anonymous
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>>249582

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>> Anonymous
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my cat will be on bed with me, and she gets really happy and starts flopping/rolling about, this one time she didn't realize how close she was to the edge and she flipped off onto the floor. then to top it off she looked at me like it was my fault and stalked off.
>> Anonymous
my girlfriend's cat has learned to take advantage of her family's erratic work and school schedules. she's an only child with 2 workaholic parents, so more often than not, they are home at different times. every time someone comes home, the cat begs to be fed. on a good day, she may get fed up to 4-5 times. how that little ball of fur hasn't gotten a heart attack is beyond me.
>> Anonymous
>>249584
by the power of the gold account, this thread is now directly archived
>> Anonymous
>>249645
whoa, there's gold accounts?
>> Anonymous
>>249652
yeah, lets you rate threads that get archived, in order to advance public archival. it owns, since I get first crack at everything that makes it through.

I guess I should contribute a story, too. I have a dog (i wanted a cat, everyone else wanted a dog). whenever my little brother (age 11) and his friends go swimming in our pool, Ginger (the dog) will run around it constantly watching them, like a lifeguard. If Ginger is inside, she'll bark and whine the entire time, always keeping her eyes on the pool. The weird thing is, she hates water. She never swims, she'll bolt like the fucking Flash if someone tries to splash her.
I wonder what she would do if there was an actual emergency in the pool...
>> Anonymous
Our dog (a beagle) sometimes sleeps on her back.
>> Anonymous
This thread is win, and now I am full of warm fuzzies.

To contribute, my cats have some odd habits. One, who we call Little Kitty (she weighs around 2lbs on good days) likes more than anything to run up the wall we carpeted for her to use as a scratching post and hang off the ceiling. She quite literally becomes ceiling cat if you catch her while she's doing it. She also comes and crawls on you for loving if she's recently been outside and killed something.

The other, Cleo, is a very quiet, stoic animal; spends most of her day curled up in a box/on my bed/by my laptop... basically wherever her perching spots are that are nearest to where I am throughout the day.

Unless you give her a balled up plastic bag. ie Take a grocery store bag, stretch it out by the handles, wrap it around two fingers and tuck the end under so it's a ball of crinkly plastic. The cat who normally turns her nose up at any sort of playing and just glares at you if you offer her a cat toy goes BATSHIT and tears around the house like some kind of kitty tornado. She will not rest until the bag is dead, whereupon she carries it in her mouth until she finds somewhere suitable to dump it and toy with it.
>> Anonymous
>>249655
stop making fun of the n00bs