a real article from the newspaper earlier this year. ZOMG A CAT WITH ASTHMA AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HIS INHALER.have fun with this guys.
It's incredibly ugly and the husband sounds like a cat fiddler to me.
They probably paid out the ass for that article.wife: MAH P00R PUUSY CAT I LOVE HIM.husband: I'M NOT USED TO HAVING TO MASTURBATE THIS MUCH.
who the fuck names a cat YumYum
YumYum is the name of one of the cats in Lillian Jackson Braun's "The Cat Who..." series.
The fuckers declawed her! What did they expect?People, do not declaw your cat unless you want him/her to dump you.