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Anonymous
So I've seen pictures of these things...but I've never known the name....What are they?
>> Anonymous
isopods
>> Anonymous
Pokeymans.
>> Anonymous
>>51282
thanks! They're pretty creepy looking...

>>51285
these are my pokemans, let me show them to you. o-o
/b/ moment there...
>> Anonymous
>>51282
Giant isopods actually.
>> Anonymous
battletoads
>> Anonymous
Wtf does that guy have them as like pets or something?
>> Anonymous
Ive got a big bag of crabs here, im gonna put them in my mouth oh yes! im gonna run around the town on a market day. everyone will look at me and say hes got a mouth full of crabs.
>> Anonymous
We really need a giant isopod thread stickied here.
>> Anonymous
>>51300

Fucking win.
>> Anonymous
It's a Isopod. From the deep sea. It eats souls.
>> 4tran
Deep sea creatures on land... doesn't that mean they're dead?
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
>>51345

Isopods are pretty hardy for abyssal creatures. They don't seem to mind the massive temperature/pressure changes that seem to kill off everything else we manage to bring up from the sea floor. They also seem to do very well in aquariums, happily nibbling away at scraps of food or other organic detritus. Why they don't sell these cuties in pet stores is beyond me, honestly.
>> Anonymous
>>51349

Because my first reaction to them is of revulsion and disgust.
>> Anonymous
reposts
>> Anonymous
>>51339
And Doritos
>> Anonymous
I'd buy one. I'd call it Charlie.
>> Anonymous
not again lol
>> Anonymous
can it learns rock smash?
>> Anonymous
I think they're pretty cool...although a wee bit scary looking.
I bet they're nice though.
>> Anonymous
How do they taste?
>> Anonymous
>>51351
My first reaction to them would be to smash them to bits with whatever large, blunt object is nearby.
>> Anonymous
>>51483

My first instinct would be to shriek and run away. And then throw something at them from as far away as I could.

This pic freaks me out every time I see it.
>> Anonymous
if you smash them, then they will fucking haunt you to the end of your days... and then they will smash you when your a ghost. all three of them.
>> Anonymous
>>51483
Like the Vogons? ...if you'll allow some "Hitchhiker's..." humor... :P
>> Aconite !iZduQelv5w
>>51280

They have the munchies. Stoners.
>> Anonymouse
If crabs are the spiders of the sea, then isopods are the roaches.
>> Voleta
Gawd, I would love to have a pet giant isopod of 80. I would hug them!
>> Anonymous
>>51504
I WILL NOT ALLOW IT
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Now show me a real Kabutops.
>> Anonymous
where do i get one? thats the most metal pet ever!
>> sgfsdg sgsfdggssf
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>> Anonymous
deep sea giant isopod.
>> Anonymous
>>51349
So, how do they manage to live on land then, as in the OP?
>> Anonymous
>>51477

In /ck/ a few months ago we were talking about them.

Someome said that even with spice, they have a very strong urine like taste
>> Anonymous
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This picture makes Giant Deep-Sea Isopods look like the coolest animal ever.
>> Anonymous
they call these Dortitos robber Crabs
>> neil-san
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