What's the best way to kill my cat and make it seem like an accident?That is her on the left.
while smiling in front of a police officer, crucify it alive while lancing it in its side with a steak knife?
give her to me instead.
>>176190the police officer's presence is critical to my suggestion's success
>>176194No. Why would I do that?
>>176196because I'd take care of kitty, you'd be rid of kitty, and you wouldn't need to go through the effort of having it look like an accident?