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Nurse saves kitten with CPR Anonymous
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article621668.ece

NURSE Mandy Wood saved her pet kitten’s life — by giving it mouth-to-mouth.

Quick-thinking Mandy, 33, spotted that Lucky had choked on some food and was not breathing.

She gave the moggy the kiss of life and gently massaged her heart — and after three-and-a-half minutes she felt it beating again.

Vets who saw the kitten the next day said she had made a full recovery.

Mandy was upstairs with husband Matt, 33, and their children Carl, eight, and Ellie, six, when she heard a shriek from six-month-old Lucky.

The nurse of nine years, from Wombourne, Staffs, said: “I feared the worst. Her tongue was blue — she was effectively dead.

“Instinct took over and I followed my training. I just had to be gentle because she is so small.
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>> A.r. !!1J3JRobqN2a
Cute, inspiring stories!? On MY 4chan!? Moar, to make me warm and fuzzy inside.
>> Anonymous
My mom saved a hamster that way once when I was a kid.
>> menchi !IgWlr3a0sk
>>195902
she faked it and palmed the dead one.
you were too little to notice.
>> Anonymous
>>195923

I was 12 and watched the hamster struggle with brain damage after the incident.
>> Anonymous
>>195926
maybe she just bought a retarded hamster at the discount petstore?
>> Anonymous
>>195931

At 3am while her three kids watched the hamster die and then come back to life within a few minutes?

My mom sure is fast at buying new hamsters.
>> Anonymous
>>195936
its called replace-a-pet every parent gets a special beacon that calls for a replacement pet which is then teleported in, so that your parent could replace the dead animal


you havent heard of it because you are a thirty year old virgin who masturbates with a carrot while reading romance novels
>> Anonymous
>>195936
she likely had one already in her pocket. she is likely a master at sleight of hand