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when the hell does one ever encounter a drowning cat?
>>68030in the water.
>>68036Thread over.
I actually have that book, its pretty old. doesn't even have munchkin cats in it.
seriously, either you wanna drown the kittens or you don't! fucken indecisive people!!!
Could you do the same thing if you encounter a small child who has drowned?
>>68056You could, although I've found that it's best to do this before drowning them.
>>68056I recommend doing this while the kid's parents are watching your heroic attempts.
this thread made me laugh.
Remember a tight grip on the subject is important!!!
SPANK THE CAThttp://youtube.com/watch?v=h6a8T5Z5wkk
THIS THREAD IS MADE OF LOLZ!
.....and then let go
you make kitty dizzy
If it was constipated could you hold the head and swing it that way? Would this assist the cat in having a bowel movement?
That's the way to kill make a chicken go unconsciousness before chopping off the head.Grab it by the feet and whirl it around.
>>68256Why would anyone do that? That'd ruin all the fun of having a headless chicken run around in circles while cheerfully gushing arterial spray.
>>68259they still do that.
>>68260OK, now I *really* don't get why anyone would make them lose consciousness first.
>>68267It's fun to whirl 'em around.
>>68260Probably some sort of thing to make themselves feel like they didn't make the chicken hurt when they did it.
The whirling around is probably scarier for the chicken then a quick chop through the neck. Oh well.
>>68274chickenz got tiny brainz so they prolly dont feel fear!
>>68426im pretty sure fear is the most basic emotion
Personally I like it when the chickens fear me before I ring their neck. It makes me feel like more of a man
>>68461you don't know the first thing about slaughtering animals. enjoy your soy steaks.
>>6849468461 here. My real name is Sark Azm, have we ever met?
>>68497That's an unusual name. Where are you from?
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