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Hey /an/. My dearest wants a Komodo Dragon really bad, but I'm refusing to let him get one on the main basis that it will probably end up eating his face, or one of the other animals. But I still want to make him happy, so my question to you is, do you know of any website that sells big Komodo plushies?
>> Anonymous
Plushies are for faggots.
Get him this
http://cgi.ebay.com/KOMODO-DRAGON-WOODCARVED-WHOLESALE-BALI-IMPORT-STATUE_W0QQitemZ120136773653QQihZ
002QQcategoryZ553QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting
fucking STATUE.
>> Anonymous
call was good
>> Anonymous
>>213531
het him a monitor instead, or anal
>> Anonymous
OP is retarded. GTFO
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
>>213550anal

Haha. I think you mean anole.
>> Anonymous
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Hmm, so he wants a 'serious' lizard?

Get him a Perentie Goanna - 8 feet long and while not quite the largest, certainly the nastiest.

It will fuck him up.
They are from Australia, can survive being run over by cars, have massive claws and can climb trees.

They also kill kangaroos for food when full-grown, but prefer to just eat all the smaller lizards. There are glands in their throat which foster a highly poisonous bacteria used to help kill their prey.

Keep it in the house = Fuckwin.
>> Anonymous
After eating, Komodo Dragons have rotting meat between their teeth, which festers into a really nasty bacteria.

A bite can kill or leave you fucked up for life.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, cause keeping an animal that can whip the shit out of you with its tail, RIP AND TEAR your guts, and has little more intelligence than basic food recognition is a great idea.