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what would you ride into battle?
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>> Anonymous
O FUCK TURTLE KID

BRACE FOR IMPACT
>> Anonymous
Real-life Turtle Tamer?
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On a Rumsfeld.
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an ostrich.
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This.
>> Anonymous
your momma
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.
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on a your mom
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This baby right hurr.
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preow.
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the model, not the actual thing
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ELEPHANT SHREW CAVALRY
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on TEH GODDAMN BATMAN, of course
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Giant Snail
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>>203216
Fuck that. Bale Batman is better. >3
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It'd chomp your ass like R.Kelly on Paris.
>> Anonymous
A Warg.
No contest.
>> Anonymous
>>203237

I assert that riding Adam West Batman into battle would be WAY more demoralizing to your opponents.
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>>202863
>> Anonymous
I'll trade my warmoose for a warhorse when you can show me a warhorse capable of stabbing six goblins at once.
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Its my life-long dream to ride one
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>>203894
tally ho!
>> Anonymous
Matt Cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0vurmSw90
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The majestic polar bear. I'd need some armor, though.
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I'd ride Bill anywhere, including into battle.
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If I learnt anything from videogames, it's that these things go fucking FAST.
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I'd be riding this out of the battle...
>> Anonymous
>>203946
only when outfitted with sneakers.
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>>203967
AAAH WHAT THE FUCK
I PUT MY HEDGEHOG IN A SNEAKER
AND IT TURNED INTO THIS
I CAN'T RIDE THIS
>> Anonymous
>>203894
The Swedish military actually tried to create a moose-cavalry, but failed when it turned out that moose are nasty bastards that can't really be tamed.
>> Anonymous
>>203978
200 years of selective breeding would do the trick, but who the hell has time?
>> Sloth !JRa59tBmlw!!dcu
>>203979

They need to fucking train water buffalo if they're going to domesticate anything.

Or antelope.
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>>203210
moar
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>>203978
Actually they stopped because it was hard to get the animals the proper diet.
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A moss piglet.