I just found a giant tortoise in my yard. Can anyone help me identify what kind it is?
giant tortoise
African Spur Thigh Tortoise
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Wow that's awesome. I bet if you put a little dirt on top of it's shell you could grow some small plants. Could you imagine a tortoise walking around with plants growing out of it's shell. Awesome!
what state / region do you live in. Take it back to the lake or stream im assuming you live near. lol throw some water on the dude.
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>>316878That was the first thing that popped into my mind, too.
IT'S A JEW TORTISE!USE IT FOR FIREWOOD!
>>316872It's a tortoise, it doesn't swim
>>316872/an/ - Tortoise swimming lessons
Brown recluse.
Tell that dirty tortoise to go back to Africa
>>316859thisalso sulcata
Don't look it in the eye!It's a Mexican Staring Tortoise of Sothern Sri Lanka!
>>317010step on it for a surprise.no...do step on it!
That's a badly malnourished tortoise. Check out the pyramiding.
niggers are animals and lazy mexicians are more lazy than turtles
where do you live? put up a poster someone probably pays you big bucks to get it back, but people say it looks malnourished so take it to a sea world type thing, or give it to animal shelter, or stream/pond it
>>317028>or stream/pond it
Keep it as a pet. Your yard looks large enough. Give it cat food.
>>317034no you. does it look like it can hunt down anything that moves?
>>317036Yes. It looks like a voracious carnivore. It's built for SPEED and PRECISION.Feed it eagles OP. Tell them who the dominant carnivore is.