Cute things that should not be cute.
my boyfriend
Not cute at all. Someone get the fucking flamethrower in here to torch these things.
>>263515::::3
>>263515::::< even
my ex boyfriend
>>263535>>263518That was quick.
>>263515What kind of spider is this? I took a picture of one like it.
>>264386Miscellaneous jumping spider.
Phidippus audax for all green-jawed spiders here.
>>264386He looks so... shocked.
>>264386I saw one of these at work a few weeks ago. One of the other managers had seen it days before me. Apparently it's living quite fine in our topstock.
Phidippus is maek me depress.They live for barely a year. Such a badass, intelligent spider deserves to live for 30 years. We need geneticists to work on that. Make them ten times as large too.
>>263518Your boyfriend is a spider? I cant wait to see the kids.
this one