Dear /an/,WHAT HAVE I DONE? This bird fell out of my tree yesterday, so I put it in a box. I closed said box and this morning I opened the box and it was like this. Is it asleep?
fuck you /b/ for making me laugh at death
>>70790It says "deadbird.jpg." I'm still not convinced.
>>70791Death is hilarious. Especially if it's cute baby animals.>>70789Because I've spent the last four years of my life one /b/.
>>70793Even alive those things aren't cute.
>>70794You aren't cute.
Poke it with a stick!
Don't worry my friends.It has served its purpose in life..To make the people on /an/ and somewhat /b/ laugh to death.
sit on it
You..picked it up..and put in it a cold strange box..and went to bed? didnt you think of going out and feeding it..or putting something warm for it to lie on?
>>70816Of course. Isn't that what you're supposed to do? I put it in a box like this one and closed the lid.
>>70780I lol'd!Protip: In all seriousness though you should never pick up a baby bird that has been knocked out of its nest. This is natural selection at work and the weak are being weeded out. A regular person not trained in veterinary skills will not be able to care for a baby bird as well as its own mother will be able to.
put it on the frying pan. if it screams and wiggles around then its alive. if not a free chicken dinner!
dead bird make quick and tasty snack!
I saved a baby bird once. He was doing well for a few days, was eating and chirping, then suddenly died.