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So, /an/. Bearded Dragons. Are they tough to clean up after? Do they bite a lot?

etc.
>> Anonymous
OP here.

Also, do they or can they be taught to breathe fire/ice/electricity/poison smoke?
>> Anonymous
COME ON.
>> Anonymous
>>227423

u forgot magma ;(
>> Anonymous
They are pretty dry like most lizards, not fountains of shit like most mammals.

My uncle had several at his shop, but I don't know if he ever handled them.
>> Anonymous
>>227427

Oh yeah. My bad.
>> Anonymous
They are not tough to clean up after, but do tend to shit pretty big loads when they get to adult hood. If handled regularly dragons for the most part do not bite. The reason they are so popular is thanks to their laid back nature and passive-ness. In other words, they're a cool pet, you can handle them, big but not so fast they'll get away if you let them run around your room, and you can throw a lizard leash on them.
>> Anonymous
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i has a baby one
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Bearded dragons are relatively easy to care for and take handling well. While I've heard that some bite, I've handled mine since he was weeks old and he has never bitten anyone in all of his life and doesn't mind sitting on my shoulder, or, if you don't want reptiles in your hair, merely being held.

Bearded dragons can be intimidating to some because they're all spiky and can grow to two feet, but they're not even sharp and they have very alert, curious, and passive personalities. My beardy likes snuggle in things, arm wave, and lick fingers.

If you're considering getting a beardy, go for it, they make great pets. Make sure to research a lot and properly first. They need special diets, heating and lighting requirements, that mammals don't. In return, they're not as messy as mammals.
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I had one a long time ago. I loved it so much, even at a young age I didn't find it a hassle to take care of. They gape their mouths open a lot under the heat lamp. My poor dragon got constipated and almost died.. and then a few months later he died :(