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So, does anyone here have a cat?
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
No.
>> Anonymous
>>234447
you fucking liar, I have one!
>> Anonymous
I heard there were no cats on 4chan, especially in /an/, and I just wanted to see for myself. Me, I don't believe those lies. I'm too quick witted for that.
>> Anonymous
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Why yes. Almost incredibly, given their rarity, I DO happen to have a cat.
Long nice fat greedy bad soft purry tame white animal.
>> Anonymous
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You know what's awesome, when your cat's purring, put your head on it's stomach, it feels like you're in an airplane engine.
>> Nyarly.
Three. Two and a half Maine Coons.
>> Anonymous
cats stink up the place

most people here are fat women with 2-5 cats
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>>234459
Such an incredible sound isnt it? So deep and rich. My friend who is a nurse gave me his old stethoscope and I listen to my cats through it.
>> Anonymous
you guys are weird.. .. ..
>> Anonymous
Catpurr comes from a special gland deep in the very centre of the cat.
>> Anonymous
>>234461
I don't know where people get this idea from, I've never smelled a stinky cat. My dog on the other hand, likes to roll around on decomposing mice in the yard.
>> Anonymous
>>234459
Holy shit, it's Thomas O'Malley!
>> Anonymous
>>234483
Truth. When you enter the home of a dog owner, it's immediately apparent. The house usually smells of dog. The same can't be said for cats, you wouldn't know there was a cat resident until you see it, unless of course it pisses everywhere and the owner never cleans, or some other extreme situation, in which case the house would smell like a zoo whatever the animal.
>> Anonymous
>>234491
or if the person doesn't EVER clean the litterbox
>> LaBambaMan
I've got three of the unreliable rodents outside on the deck just sleeping the day away. Worthless animals should get a job!