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Some of the better pictures I got from my revisit to the zoo I used to work at. I got some super close ups because I knew the people working there wouldn't care :).
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Yes, his name is Bud.
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Leave me alone woman, I'm hot.
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Yeah that's right, walk away.
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Lazy ol' Herman. He LOVES apples.
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This deer is sticking her tongue out at me.
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Missy peeking at me from her hut.
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This rhea was freaking psycho. It would do its threat display whenever you came to feed it. Yuo literally had to run in, throw the food in its bin, and leave before it came in to kill you.
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Sasha was an orphan and taken in by humans as a pup. As a result, she was super friendly. To my surprise, she greeted me right away. I'd like to think she actually remembered me. :)
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Excellent.
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Teddy had a nice habit of.. uh.. airing out his goods on hot days.
Usually he would lift a leg to do so.
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I wonder how many times this poor guy suffered through kids (and adults) crying out "It's Hedwig!!"
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I'll finish this with the very angry eagle. When I hopped the fence he puffed up and screeched at me.
Oops. :I
In my defense, he did this to us when we fed him too. It was a "open cage throw the dish shut the door" kinda thing.
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And I'm done. I have videos of some of these guys but they came out way too shakey. Curse my hands.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150501
Normally I'd flame the hell out of you, stating no one cares..

but those are some pretty good pictures. Thanks!
>> Anonymous
>>150498

ORLY?

Sorry, I had to. Thanks for sharing, nice pics.
>> Anonymous
>>150502
I got BitterAnon's approval. I'm honored. :)
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150507
Don't let it go to your head, furfag. Who lets wolves lick them, anyway?
>> Anonymous
>>150516
Thats a coyote, fuckstain.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150532
Species is irrelevant. Only furfags let other species lick them. I bet you're molesting your dog right now, aren't you? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA? WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES?
>> Anonymous
>>150534
Oh, you wish I were. Don't you, you sick fuck?
(i don't own a dog)
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150555
Your poor, poor cat.
>> Anonymous
>>150557
I don't own a cat either, lol.
>> Anonymous
>>150563
oh god, that poor poor hamster
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150563
If you had one, you'd rape it.
>> Anonymous
>>150565
I'll say right now that I don't own any animals.

>>150566
You'd like that. Wouldn't you? Fucking closet furfags.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150573
I fucked a closet furfag once. He wanted me to call him 'Bunny' and rub him with rabbit skins. I didn't.

Also: You rape your neighbor's dog then?
>> Anonymous
>>150574

Objection!

Perhaps we're looking at this the wrong way.

Maybe instead of asking 'Do you rape animals?' we should be asking 'Do you take the knot?'

OP seems more like a catcher than a pitcher.
>> Anonymous
>>150574
closet furfag fucker!
>> Anonymous
I believe the term you're looking for is furfagfag.
>> Anonymous
>>150579
you're definitely a furfag
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150580
>>150581
I burnt him with a cigarette, thus negating furfagfucker status.

>>150579
Excellent points.
>> Anonymous
I hate you all. :I
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150589

Two surgeons are out fishing together. While cleaning and gutting the fish at the end of the day one surgeon slices his hand pretty bad with a knife. Blood is everywhere and does not appear to be clotting.
The other surgeon asks "do you want me to stitch that up for you?"
The injured surgeon shakes his head and responds "No I think I can handle it"
The other surgeon shrugs and says "OK SUTURE SELF"
>> Anonymous
>>150592
*stabs bitter*
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150597
so there is a bear and a bee and a dog in a bar
the dog says to the bee "why are you so stripey" and the bee says "ask the bear"
so the dog asked the bear why the bee was so stripey and the bear said "graaargh"
>> Anonymous
>>150602
I can't believe I laughed so hard at this. >:I But I did. Fuck you, Bitter. I'll show you! I'm drinking a pint of bitter RIGHT NOW, AT MY HOME! HA! That'll teach ya!
>> Anonymous
>>150608
so, you're saying you willingly swallow bitter's fluids? interesting
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150612
He should take it while he can get it. I know better than to have any fun without a rubber. However...Watch the teeth, bitch.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150613
Whoops forgot my sage.
>> Anonymous
>>150613
WTF, you cum half a quart of dark brown liquid? Dude, go see a doctor!
>> Anonymous
>>150619
what the hell do you think liquid haet looks like?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150619
I assumed the "pint" was in relation to the size of my genitals.

>>150621
This man has a point.
>> Anonymous
>>150623
You do know that "pint-sized" usually means small and/or short compared to usual, right?
But yeah, liquid haet...
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150628
"Pint size" is usually referring to something that is generally large being small, such as a "pint size elephant" that is actually quite huge.

However, a "pint" of beer is a large amount to drink at once (granted, many people indulge in multiple pints, but that just compliments my wang even more). A pint is equal to 16 fluid ounces. A coke can is 12 fluid ounces.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150629
Actually, if the poster is from the UK, then he was equating my penis to 20 fluid ounces, rather than 16. It's even bigger in other countries.
>> Anonymous
>>150629
>>150630
Well, liquid hate to you too, mate!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150633
I don't like you enough.
>> Anonymous
>>150636
you know, if you freeze it, it'll be even bigger still!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Hey guys? Can we stop talking bout my dick? Thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>150639
not until it falls off
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150640
=(
>> Anonymous
lulz
>> Anonymous
>>150642
I LUL'D