So, this giant mother fucker was found on a beach in Australia. Apparently one of the largest squid evar found. This got me thinking; what if these things somehow got fucked up by some kind of nuclear pollution or something and decided to attack us. It would be like godzilla. Just a thought.
....I assume you are not being serious.If you are, please do some research on the biological effects of radiation.
Imagine all the tentacle rapes too
How big is that fucker anyway? There's nothing to compare in that picture.
That's a great thought you had there.
Octopi would take over the world if their lifespans weren't so short. The amount of knowledge they gain in their short lives is (iirc) something like 5x what a normal human learns in life. They've even been known to be able to live out of water for something like 3 days without bother. I'd watch out for octopi if I were you.
>>117942Thanks, I'm glad you think so.
>>117939Like 65 feet, I think.
I can imagine a bunch of them getting together and attacking Tokyo, ripping down buildings and shit.
>>118183so uh... what are you doing saturday?
One of my greatest fears is Squid learning to live on land. They would be unstoppable
>>117950Octopi with internal skeletons and 50 year lifespans would be unstoppable.
>>118224Aw hell, what's up, niggers>50 year lifespansTry 50 EONS
>>118227Octopi don't need 50 eons, you lazy corpulent old narcolept!
Almost evey post in this thread is by a retard
>>118270>>this post is by a retardfixed.Also:>>Almost evey post in this thread>>Almost evey post>>Almost evey>>evey
I liek pokemons
>>118270wow, bravo, you have slain the internet dragon
>>117950i live in the desert. i am not worried about its three day window.it would be covered in flies before you know it.
>>117950good thing that's a fucking squid
they need to cross bread it with a spider and a fly
we would just have to create a sperm whale of equal size in order to fight it.
>>117950>The amount of knowledge they gain in their short lives is (iirc) something like 5x what a normal human learns in life.ITT: Completely invented bullshit to make a moderately intelligent marine animal seem like a diabolical genius.
wtf they basically dont have skin.add a watery-based creature to a planet's eroding Ozone layer and that shit would get fryed in like an hour.GTF AWAY FROM COMICS SHITHEAD.
>>117950>The amount of knowledge they gain in their short lives is (iirc) something like 5x what a normal human learns in life.If you honestly believe that you are mentally retarded and might actually have 5 times less knowledge than an average octopus.