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Anonymous
Mincemeat. Lots and lots of beef mincemeat. Make sure it's always room temperature.
Also, crows are rather alike to wild dogs. Direct eye contact is a threat, prolonged is asking for it to take your nose off. Try to concentrate on a point of wall near to but behind it's head, or the carpet at it's feet.
Also, teach it the smarts. I saw a video once of a guy leaving his bag of fast food for five minutes. A raven fluttered down, opened the paper bag, got the patty out of the burger and flew off with it. Try to give it problem solving skills that it'll need if it ever roosts in the middle of a city.
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