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Name my kitten
Sup /an/

This is the kitten my girlfriend gave me yesterday. He is going to be the destroyer of worlds. Help me name it :)
Don't fail me now /an/
And sorry for the crappy pic taken with my cel, i promise to take better pictures.
>> Anonymous
catbastard
>> Anonymous
^^^max bastard
>> Anonymous
Poopfist.
>> Anonymous
His name shall be Max, Destroyer Of Worlds. But i suppose we'll let you get away with just calling him Max for short.
>> Anonymous
Gordon cause the name fucking sucks.
>> Anonymous
max is the lamest name you give to the last kitten in the litter because you can't think of anything better, call him filthbucket
>> Anonymous
I meant max as in maximum bastard I should have specified...
>> Anonymous
Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese

Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefgnaw
Smash Lampjaw

Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpeck
Rip Steakface

Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Sidecheek
Punch Sideiron

Gristle McThornBody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck

Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefrock
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody

Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
>> Anonymous
Hercules Rockefeller

I named my cat Cat :(
>> Anonymous
>>42079
i named my cat Dog just to confuse everyone.
>> Anonymous
It won't come when you call it, so why bother?
>> Anonymous
Ryder
Neko
Miyuki
Echo
Skittles
>> Anonymous
my cat comes when I call it, I just have to uh, slap my thigh and say "come here, crappy" and he runs over, expecting a snack, but then I tell him he's a good idiot kitty and he gets no snacks
>> Anonymous
>>42081

That's the great thing about naming cats. Neither of mine give a fuck what I call them. All they recognize is that there's food about.

Name it Joe Kickass and be done with it.
>> Anonymous
I call my cat HAADO
>> Anonymous
We caller one of ours Dogmachine.

He rules his kingdom with an iron paw.

BUT - he does come when called. I think the trick is to never call the cat to you if you are going to punish it - they'll learn never to trust you, and won't come again if you call!
>> Anonymous
>>42162

Ok, and your friends call you GEI?
>> Anonymous
>>42056
Call him Tiger.
>> Anonymous
Just call it Armand and be done with it.
>> Anonymous
Oliver fits.
>> Anonymous
snugglemuffin
>> Anonymous
rhizopus

it's the genus name for bread molds, if i remember correctly, but i think it sounds like a perfect cat name.
>> Anonymous
Kyo
>> Anonymous
well? you better tell us what you decided to name him! we need closure!
>> Anonymous
How bout .... Pamfilo?
>> Anonymous
Chthulu.

I think the Ch is silent.
>> Anonymous
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Look.. i can make blurry pictures too! :P
>> Anonymous
>>42323
I havent decided yet, there are sum kewl names here.
>> Anonymous
Achilles.
>> Anymatious
Tiara
>> Anonymous
Niggerlips McJewNose
>> Anonymous
Tuffee
>> Anonymous
>>42161That's the great thing about naming cats. Neither of mine give a fuck what I call them. All they recognize is that there's food about.
They recognize the food-canopener sound allright. All you really need to do is condition them properly to your calling out their name corresponding with them getting food.
>> Anonymous
Brian Pushface or Cake-for-hands Eric
>> Anonymous
Sawyer
>> Anonymous
Chairman Meow
>> Anonymous
Profit, but this would work better with another cat named ???
>> Anonymous
k, hur is how name...

1.name
2.???
3.profit

you can fit it on a name tag...
>> Anonymous
>He is going to be the destroyer of worlds. Help me name it.

You already did yourself, that is a great name. Since cats doesn't listen to anything you say anyway, they can have a long name like The Destroyer of Worlds.
>> Anonymous
Bump for resolution!!!
>> Anonymous
Nyoro~n
>> Anonymous
I would name it Zin'rokh and add a crusader to it.
>> Joker is a FEMALE!
>>42922
my cats know their name (or at least the sounds associated with their names) I can call their attention seperatly.
They can be in the same place, if I say Calico, she'll look and meow back...
if I say Soda, he'll look and typically come over.
>> Anonymous
DEAR DANIEL
>> Anonymous
Boss Monster
>> Anonymous
Boris
>> Anonymous
Astrea or Strata

For the destrroyer I guess, Zasariel. Call it Zas for short.