Hi there, we're just a couple of cute friendly strays. Can we come in?
Can I spay or neuter you?
>>252186NO. OPEN YOUR WINDOW NOW. LET US IN. YOU WILL NOT SEEK TO HARM OUR GENITALS.
OBEY.
>>252190Okay, but... You have to let me dress you in cute little matching outfits.
>>252194THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
>>252197Cablecat is angry.
>>252197*gives the cute kitty a sailor's cap*
>>252199YOU ARE ONLY SUCCEEDING IN FURTHER ANGERING ME.
I vote for a sailor hat AND a caption...
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....
We will now be taking over your computers. No more of this will be spread into the info stream. Nothing to see here. Move away from your monitors.
>>252203Critical mass in 3...
>>252200It's Cadet Buttons of the Fluffy Brigade.Don your uniform!
>>252206FOR THIS BLASPHEMY, NONE SHALL BE SPARED.
>>252208Such a fuzzy princess.
>>252211Yush. Needs a tiara and a fluffy dress.
ITT photos from OP's mom's basement
>>252208now you know you dont really mean thatcome here and let me give you a belly rub, that'll set you straight. *turns kitty over and rubs belly*