'sup /an/,I found this weird-looking rock while walking home today. Pretty strange thing, because at first I just ignored it since it looked like dried up goat poop. But somehow it ended up in my pocket when I got home...could've sworn I just left it where it was. Anyone have any clue as to what kind of rock it is?
taste it and find out
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lol wut thats a meteroite and very valuable like about $15 a gram and that photo is a year old so it must be someone else's who lost it maybe aliens lost it an if you give it nack to them maybe you can get some buttsecks but until now i'll give you some sage and maybe oral if thats how you roll
could be space poo; like in bushwacker the money it think
PUT IT IN YOUR ASS!
This board fucking fails. That is a nigger egg.
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>>152321alien poo?
>>152327They shouldn't have those dimples in them, though. Yours may be damaged when it hatches, he may want to go out and get a job or some sort of other atypical behavior. Keep an eye on it.
Dude, you're fucked now.
The fucking eclipse is coming soon.
I hope you enjoy your life as a demi-god.
Prepare to sacrifice all your loved ones.
HELP I'M A ROCK
Pierce it with your rock hard cock.
haha you put poo in your pocket
>>152448Fuck you Griffith. Go back to /a/.
I think thats what happens when lighting hits rock, its all super hot so it burns and then cools off leaving it black and full of holes.
>>152520YOu mean lightning brought it to live just like Johnny 5?