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Anonymous
is this why the polar bears are going extinct?
>> Anonymous
Why would anyone eat icebergs?
>> Anonymous
>>342940
The Kretorius swim through the ocean filtering nourishment out of the water. For these creatures, icebergs are a rich source of nutrients. Ingested water passes out through passages all along its body, and its outer surface is so cold an icy coating develops soon after birth. This icy mass both protects and insulates the creature, but because of its high purity the Kretorius have become a commodity. With global warming on the horizon, they're hunted and sold to drought ridden countries.
>> Anonymous
>>342942
Well damn. I was gonna come up with a wiseass answer but then you show up. :|
>> Anonymous
>>342942
>>For these creatures, icebergs are a rich source of nutrients.
>>icebergs are a rich source of nutrients.
>>icebergs source of nutrients.

LOL WUT?
>> Anonymous
>>342944

Don't ask me, its from the official site or whatever.

Fucking delicious icebergs though.
>> Anonymous !ww.sneyT9A
Icebergs aren't just frozen water, they're frozen ocean. There's all sorts of sediment and plankton and fish that didn't get out fast enough in there.
>> anon
Niggers are shot them
>> Anonymous
>>342965
>>plankton and fish that didn't get out fast enough in there.

I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>342965
Don't forget mammoths. And occasional American super-soldiers.
>> Anonymous
Not to spoil your fun in this thread, but icebergs are actually packed, frozen snowfall. I guess there could be a mammoth or something that got trapped on the glacier back in an ice age or something, but seems like slim means to base a species on. The sea water itself must be much more rich.
>> Anonymous
>>342980
but they found mammoths. its not like it "could" happen. it DID.
i once saw a documentary about some dude that went searching for frozen mammoths so he could harvest their semen and make hybrids with elephants. nb4 cool story bro
http://www.trussel.com/prehist/news157.htm
>> Anonymous
>>342983
Siberian permafrost =/= icebergs.
>> Anonymous
>>342987
okay, true... but still. close enough, IMO. if they managed to get into the permafrost, they could manage an iceberg too right? lol
>> Anonymous
This thread reminds me of a certain creationist fucktard who insisted that glaciers are salty and this proves that Noah's flood happened. You just gotta love condensed stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>342983,

>>342980here
I agree that somewhere there is/was a mammoth in a glacier
>> Anonymous
>>342996
That happens in comics all the time.

Not in real life, though.
>> Anonymous
>>342997
Becuase mammoths have never ever walked across a glacier, and surely God would not let one of them die in the process...
>> Anonymous
>>342999
Tell me, what the hell could a mammoth possibly be doing on a glacier? Glaciers are pure ice. They're not even easy to climb onto. Even less if you are a multi-ton elephant monster.
>> Anonymous
>>343002
You do realize how glaciers are formed, don't you?
>> Anonymous
>>343008
What the hell does glacier formation even have to do with this? Unless you can come up with a logical explanation as to how a mammoth ends up inside a huge lump of snow compressed into ice, none of that even matters.
>> Anonymous
>>343009
Mammoth dies on snow at high altitude, snow accumulates, becomes compacted, and turns into glacial ice. HURRRRRR.
>> Anonymous
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>>343002
Many scientists agree that mammoths migrated, most likely over many glaciers, since that was the dominate landscape of the day, in fact their species, like wolves and brown bears today, circled the world. I guess they took the ferry?
>> Anonymous
>>343013
Yeah, now explain how the mammoth gets there in the first place, and then how it survives without being turned into mush when the glacier moves and how that ice survives to present day without melting despite having accumulated during the ice age.

HURR DURR!
>> Anonymous
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The idea that a mammal could get frozen in a glacier is the most fucking stupidest idea in the world.
Ask this guy, he'll tell you. Right Ötzi?
Tell'em Ötzi.....Ötzi?
>> Anonymous
>>343014
I guess some people haven't heard of FUCKING LAND BRIDGES.
>> Anonymous
>>343015
Notice I said "is/was"
>> Anonymous
>>343016
STOP THE PRESS! HUMANS ARE MAMMOTHS!

How fucking retarded are you?
>> Anonymous
>>343018
Actually you did not use the words "is" or "was".
>> Anonymous
>>343017
Yes, I've heard it thank you. Daring Straight or something.
>> Anonymous
>>343021

see
>>342996
>>I agree that somewhere there is/was a mammoth in a glacier

I also only tenetively agreed in the first place see:
>>I guess there could be a mammoth or something that got trapped on the glacier back in an ice age or something, but seems like slim means to base a species on.

But when you start saying that something has never happened in the realm and history of nature..well then that is just crazy talk. Remember, you would die if your gut was not infested with bacteria ffs.

This fun though, lets do abortion and euthanasia next?
>> Anonymous
>>343026
Ok, fine, whatever. Just explain me this: how exactly did you learn to write and read with an IQ less than 70?
>> Anonymous
>>343027
snooty liberal arts college biology degree, there is no excuse sorry
>> Anonymous
Ah, shit. this whole time i thought i was in /a/. fucking god damn /an/.
>> Anonymous
>>343030
biology is a science, not finger painting

kanx