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A cat problem OP !TJ9qoWuqvA
The problem is that we simply have to many of them, sterilizing all of them is WAY to expensive. Killing them way to cruel. Are there any other options? If we just leave it as it is. We'll have 50 cats two summers from now, so that's not a option either.

W T F to do? plz hejlp
>> Anonymous
Give them to a reputable no kill shelter. They'll find good homes, if you can bear giving them away.
>> Anonymous
>>111530again, you could also give them to some friends.
>> OP !TJ9qoWuqvA
>>111530
I know of no such place near or far, if any at all here where I live, which is not amerikkka btw.

>>111531
Which will get rid of maybe 4 at most, again if any. Next year we'll have 10 or more new ones again.
>> Anonymous
Suck it up and sterilize them. Your problem will just continue to get worse if you don't.
>> Anonymous
advertise you're giving away free kittens in whatever papers you can? screen the suitors or hope for the best? where are you btw?
>> OP !TJ9qoWuqvA
>>111538
We are looking at over 1k€ if (~1300$) we do that, it's just not an option.

>>111539
Naturally we have tried that, but people are incredibly picky these days, like:
Caller: "Do you have a gray fluffy female?"
Us: "Well we do have a gray female but it’s not really that fluffy…"
Caller "Well then I bid you good day"

Also, I'm from Finland.
>> Kotone !bQXLaktCGc
>>111536
Why do you have so many cats in the first place? Are you trying to rescue them yourself? If you are and you're ready to quit, why are you still taking more in?

No quite sure I understand...
>> Anonymous
You only need to sterilize half of them....females only, preferably.

111538 is exactly right. You need to do something SOON otherwise your problem is only going to get worse!
>> OP !TJ9qoWuqvA
>>111545
We live on farm, which has many old buildings which they can get in to and breed all they want. We really don't have much of a choice in the matter. Now since they all live in the "wild" a couple really wouldn't be much of a problem but we have quite a bit more than just couple.
>> Anonymous
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call some local animal shelters and ask if they are any programs. in america there are some charity programs that will help out with the cost. also sometimes there are spay/neuter clinics that are much cheaper than going to a vet. about 25 a cat. just call vets and shelters and someone is bound to lead you in the right direction
>> OP !TJ9qoWuqvA
>>111550
Even if we could afford to sterilize all of them (not to mention capture ALL of them for the sterilizing, they are more or less half wild), it just takes a couple of new ones to wander in and start it all over again.
>> Anonymous
Take in a starving Korean family.
>> OP !TJ9qoWuqvA
>>111553
sigh, fine, I'll just put them all in a bag and throw them in a river tomorrow
>> Anonymous
>>111554
You got your stupid ass into this problem, get your stupid ass out of it.
>> Anonymous
>>111554

Sit on them.
>> Anonymous
>>111554
Good idea. Take pics.
>> Anonymous
eat them. are delicious.
>> anonkitty
apply for reduced neuter/spay...google it.
if nothing in your area, just call different vets and find the cheapest. OR i'm sure humane societies offer discounts on neuter/spays.
that's super sad letting that happen to your pets.
>> Anonymous
>>111544
there's a psychological trick into getting people to bond with pets early and to ultimately care for them instantly... I'll get back to you.

ummm, and your hustling/salesmen technique sucks. LIE. YES. THE LITTLE FURBALL IS THE FLUFFIEST THING YOUR TIGHT SEXY ASS HAS EVER SEEN. but don't yell. do it softly and sweetly. like you're seducing the caller into bed. yeah. like that... slow... confident... like you know what you're doing...
>> Anonymous
>>111539

If you care where the animals are going to end up...you shouldn't be giving them away for free.
I'f its to someone you know and trust...then fine.

but any wacko can snatch up a free animal.
people that are willing to pay for them, will more then likely, treat them better.
>> Anonymous
>>111548You only need to sterilize half of them....females only, preferably.

While in theory sterilizing the females is preferable, sterilizing the males only will be cheaper and safer (in terms of how invasive the surgery is).
>> Anonymous
get some tupperware then put them inside and take them out and get them adopted
>> Anonymous
>>111580

True. But there's always the potential that a stray male could come and knock up your females. Not to mention, with "unfixed" females you have to deal with them being in heat!
>> Anonymous
Someone should develop a chemical-based birth control system for cats...
>> Kotone !bQXLaktCGc
>>111600
That's a great idea, actually...

Better get started! :D
>> Anonymous
Your local humane society may have low-cost sterilizations. Keeping only one gender (males or females) and making them indoor only if you can't pay for surgery will eliminate the breeding issue.
>> Anonymous
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But...why are you sending me back to the pound?
>> Anonymous
Why don't you give/sell them?
>> OP !TJ9qoWuqvA
>>111625
NO ONE WANTS THEM, EVEN FOR FREE
>> Anonymous
>>111819

Put the cats in a box.

Drive to a local farm.

Dump them over the fence.

Farmers love cats.
>> Anonymous
>>111819
move out of finland.


sorry OP. i know you're trying to help but you're just going to keep on having more cat problems. i don't know if you have many PETAfags and whatnot up there but try contacting animal control or some vet clinics to see if they can help you out with all of these cats(not just the kittens but the wild ones too). i know in amerikkka here a lot of cats are trapped, neutered/sprayed and then released.
>> Penis Moai
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>>111819

FELINE SMOOTHIES
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
How the heck is killing them cruel? Unless you do it in a way that's painful and drawn out, it's not cruel.

You should have thought about this before it got to this point. Great job of worsening an already epidemic problem because you couldn't be arsed to get your cat(s) fixed earlier, or not gotten cats at all.

I loathe irresponsible people.
>> Anonymous
>>111833
No see, we didn't GET them, they got TO US they are wild, abandoned bastards and bitches. We don't feed them, we don't take them in to our houses, we don't even pet them.
>> Anonymous
>>111841
So whats the problem, leave the little bastards outside
>> Anonymous
>>111841
leave them to die unless they specifically ask you for help
>> Anonymous
>>111823
+1

Or grow some balls,start culling them and make a new tree of cats photo.
>> Anonymous
>>111536
you're not trying hard enough. Most countries have something - have a look on the interwebs.

http://www.catsurvivaltrust.org/catsocs.htm

and go to finland
>> Anonymous
Also, a finnish yahoo group devoted to cats

http://groups.yahoo.com/search?query=felis+finnish&submit=Search
>> 4tran
>>111823
He is a farmer (at least lives on a farm) himself...

I second>>111825's suggestion. There are plenty of starving people who needs nourishment.

All else phails, lace the area with teratogenic agents/abortifacents so they can't reproduce properly. Consider lead, mercury, arsenic, DDT.

You're not feeding them anyway, so don't bother. Fence off areas that must remain free from infestation, and all will be well.
>> Anonymous
There's this thing called Suomen Eläinsuojeluyhdistys. They'd like to have a little talk with you.
>> Anonymous
>>111867
Inactive since 30.9.2004
>> Anonymous
Easy solution: Hunt the cats with a black-powder mortar.

http://www.buckstix.com/CoehornMortarHunt.htm
>> Anonymous
>>111841
Sounds like they're feral, which also means they probably won't make good pets. Try contacting whatever you have for animal control over there. Lacing the area with teratogenic compounds is an especially bad idea, because it won't affect just the cats. Are these wild cats causing any problems? If not I'd just leave them alone and let them kill mice.
>> Anonymous
>>111925
I will personally track the motherfucker owner of that website and rape him with a 3 foot bronze sculpture of a feral cat

cocksucking motherfucker
>> Anonymous
>>111951

I'm not advocating a violent solution, but feral cats ARE a problem, both for the environment and for the cats. People who dump unwanted cats outside are just as bad as this asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>111951
I love cats, but feral cats are an environmental problem, and I feel there's nothing wrong with what he's doing.
>> Anonymous
>>111952
Unfortunately, with feral cats usually the only solution is a violent one.
>> Anonymous
>>111952
>>111953
poisoning them is a humane solution, even shooting themwith a .22 is a better solution. but bashing unsuspecting cats heads with rubber balls? fired from a friggin mortar? that's just cruel.
>> Anonymous
>>111529
I think I have a sollution ... go get it done in Estonia or Russia!
>> Anonymous
>>111956
No, then the rest of them will just breed more to recuperate their numbers. The only solution is to steralize them and release them.
>> Anonymous
>>111961

Depends on the poison. "Amateur poisons" like Antifreeze generally cause kidney failure which is a very slow and painful death. Poisoning is effective and humane if it is done right, but the average person doesn't have the knowledge or the chemicals to do that.

Shooting works fine assuming you hit a vital spot. A gunshot (or a mortar round, lol) to the brain would cause instant death. But if you miss, that's another story!
>> Anonymous
Turn your lawn mower upside down and drop them in!
>> Anonymous
this thread is awesome because despite the OP asking for advice and being GIVEN just about the only real options he has, he still bitches.

Suck it up and fix the animals, retard, or they're just going to have more kittens. If you can't, then you have very few options and no amount of complaining is going to change them:

1) Give them away SOMEHOW (even one at a time, there are sites and shit that can help, not to mention shelters, newspapers, neighborhood signs, ect ect. Combine all of them if you're desperate enough. You're bound to at least get rid of SOME, which can help.)

3) Find a way to kill them

2) Ignore it, kick them out of the house, eventually deal with an army of hundreds of feral and unspayed cats who will probably start dying off anyway. Barn cats have short life spans and most of them would probably be killed off in one winter if you left them, and since you live in Finland that's probably an even bigger problem.

And like other people said, if they're feral, call someone who can deal with that (i.e. kill them)
>> OP !TJ9qoWuqvA
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Right so after considering all the options I went out today with my dads Baby Browning.

30 cats and kittens down, some 20 or so to go.
>> Anonymous
Does that mean you're inviting everyone over for some soup?
>> Anonymous
>>111984
pics, pl0x
>> Anonymous
Shelter

You haven't have been so irresponsible in the first place, thats how the shit gets out of hand.
>> Anonymous
>>111984
this is why we all hate Finland. motherfucker. you should've been responsible in the first place. at least bury them nicely so dogs and shit won't be dragging dead cats all over the farm.
>> Anonymous
>>111984
this is why we all hate Finland. motherfucker. you should've been responsible in the first place. at least bury them nicely so dogs and shit won't be dragging dead cats all over the farm.

fuckbag.

>>112004
fuck you too, gb2/b/
>> Anonymous
>>111984
this is why we all hate Finland. motherfucker. you should've been responsible in the first place. at least bury them nicely so dogs and shit won't be dragging dead cats all over the farm.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
itt people who like to repeat themselves, a stupid op, and a reason to hate finland
>> cats_need_fingering_to_the_ass
>>111529
crossface the younger ones and use sharpshooter on older ones
>> Anonymous
cat condoms
>> Mii
>>111544
Kun kerran Suomesta olet, niin laitappa ilmoitus keltaiseen pörssiin http://www.keltainenporssi.fi/index.jsp Ja vaikka keltaisen pörssin lehteen. Mutta varo ihmeessä kesäkissojen ostajia.

Aikaahan siinä saattaa mennä, mutta kyllä joku niitä ostaa.
>> Dudu_Montano
>>112390
Fuck off, finn. Your country is too close to Russia, that's why you're fucked up.
>> Mii
>>112397
Aww, I love you <3
>> SAGE SAGE
MOTHERFUCKING SAGE THIS COCKUSUCKER
>> Anonymous
I feel your pain..:( all three of my female cats had kittens this spring...and one of them is pregnant again...><
>> Anonymous
>>112711

Hint: If you don't want any more kittens, the vet can do this amazing surgery that prevents it. It's like MAGIC!
>> Anonymous
Honestly, if you feel that you have to euthanize some of them, do it properly and have a vet do it. Odds are your not enough of a marksman to kill them instantly, and poison is both painful and indiscriminate. I agree, though, suck it up and at least have the females sterilized. Otherwise your stuck in a vicious cycle.
>> Anonymous
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99% of all Finns are inbred retards. This thread was started by one of them.
>> Anonymous
Asians slaughter and consume cats

Find a way to ship them to asia to feed starving families <3
>> Anonymous
>>112827

I'd copulate with this inbred retard if you know what I mean.
>> Anonymous
>>111539

Be very cautious with that. Some people will get free kitten to feed them to their massive snakes.
>> Anonymous
Just sterilize the females. if the toms get out and knock up some girls, bravo, but not your problem.
>> Anonymous
get a pet fox.