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Anonymous
I was wondering if /an/ can help. I'm a dog walker and while on the job, the dog I was walking killed a squirrel. Yes, I am in a psychological funk, but I'm worried about my health, too.

I had to pick up the squirrel and throw it in a trash bin so the dog wouldn't take the animal home. I didn't have gloves and couldn't wash my hands for about 10 minutes. I did not get blood on me nor did I get cut.

Should I see a doctor?
>> Anonymous
yes, seek a good psychiatrist.
>> Anonymous
dont be such a fucking fairy. you could have taken the squirrel home and eaten it. are people so fucking clueless and disconnected from nature these days that they think everything that isnt fucking paved over and sanitized is going to give them aids? fuck.
>> Anonymous
you should also send your payment in the form of chestnuts or acorns to that dead squirrel's family

now that the daddy squirrel is dead how is his widowed squirrel wife take care of and feed her now orphaned squirrel young?
>> Anonymous
>>234576
also you should turn that dog into the authorities in order to have that monster tried and sentenced so that the squirrel community could feel better knowing that a violent and murderous speciest is on death row
>> Anonymous
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Have you know heart anon?

Don't you care about what happens to these young baby squirrels now that their father is dead?
>> Anonymous
>>234542
I also submit that you should turn yourself in for failing to prevent this most heinous of crimes against squirrel kind. By failing to act, you are no worse than the murderer!
>> Anonymous
murderer
>> Anonymous
>>234542
How the fuck does a dog catch AND kill a squirrel when on a leash? What were you doing- standing there the entire time?
>> Anonymous
>>234591
exactly what i was wondering.
not a good dog walker.
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
>>234596
Maybe it was a suicidal squirrel who jumped into the dog's path. So much for "poor daddy and baby squirrels."
>> Anonymous
>>234610
I think there's more afoot here than a simple suicide case. We need forensics.
>> Anonymous
>>234620
Up next on CSI: Boise.
>> Anonymous
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>>234620
>>234645
>>234610

"Well, we know one thing."

(puts on sunglasses.)

"The nut never falls far from the tree."

YEEEEAHHHHHH! o/`
>> Anonymous
>>234737
epic