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Anonymous
There are wild turkeys all over the place here. They wake me up in the morning and I hear them all night. There's one out there somewhere right now that won't fucking shut up. God damn I hate turkeys.
>> Anonymous
They block up the roads near my house in droves. Think they run the place
>> Anonymous
>>234371

I dunno, run around the neighbourhood flying a kite that looks like a hawk?
>> Barksalot !!bUy38Am5hmk
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>>234371

<---- This should put you to sleep.

....I've outdone myself with this one. Whooo!
>> Anonymous
shoot 'em and eat 'em
>> Anonymous
>>234406
exactly, OP should see this as opportunity.
>> Anonymous
there are herds where i live, too. they're always parading around mt backyard. they're not interesting like op pic though, they're just plain black turkeys
>> Anonymous
Get out the turkey baster and make some stuffing.
>> Anonymous
>>234398
HINT: Do not mix with Powerade. Powerturkey may have an awesome name, but not a great taste.