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Anonymous
what would YOU do in this situation?
>> Anonymous
Nothing.
It is far to late to get in the car.

All is lost.
>> Anonymous
yiff?
>> Anonymous
>>181481
Well, what is the situation?
>> Anonymous
Give the lions a good scratching, then move off. If they've allowed the guy to get that close then it's not like they're gonna snap all of a sudden and rip his face off or anything.

Just look at it, there'a female in the background. These lions are human-friendly. That's not necessarily a good thing, mind.
>> Anonymous
>>181492
Nope. Thats a young male lion. To scruffy to be a female, though I've heard of females growing a 'mini-mane'.

There's also another lion next to that one but you can't tell if it's gender.
>> Anonymous
Those lions need to hand in their "King of the Jungle" cards, I mean, like NOW
>> Anonymous
So are they dead or tranqed up?
>> Anonymous
Veljekset kuin ilvekset - brothers like lynxes.
>> Anonymous
I think I remember this guy.

If I am right all those lions are ones that he raised by hand from birth.

This is either the guy that tried to prove lions aren't naturally aggressive to humans by gradually getting closer and closer to them, the guy that taught two captive bred tigers to be wild in Africa, or the same guy did both.
>> Anonymous
Scratch under their chins, then get into the car.
>> Anonymous
>>181698
>Scratch under their chins, then stick it in the pooper.
>> Anonymous
That's just retarded. Sigfried and Roy's tigers were handraised from birth and supposedly domesticated, but that didn't stop Roy from getting mauled. These closet furries should stop trying to tame wild animals.
>> Anonymous
Have horny sexy time.
>> Anonymous
Well, if I'm already in the mount then I'd just start pounding. I wouldn't think lions are all that experienced in grappling or ground'n'pound defense but those paws look wide enough to give good blocks against head strikes. So maybe give the sides some work and switch between head and torso shots and then move for the submission.
Tap out, bitch! Who's the man now?!
>> Anonymous
>>181614
>>If I am right all those lions are ones that he raised by hand from birth.

His parents are idiots if they let lions come near their baby
>> Anonymous
pleasure them so that my mighty lion masters might spare my life
>> Anonymous
I would get into the car
>> Anonymous
>>181739
How many people do you think get scratched for bit by their cat on occasion? Lots do. Pets aren't that different really when they're 'domesticated' its just that when your cat weights 500lbs that angry scratch or bite does a lot more damage.
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Hey guyz
>> Anonymous
>>181945

Have you ever wondered why only a few species of animals were domesticated? For example, why didn't humans domesticate the African Cape Buffalo or the various species of deers found around the world?

It's because not every animal can be domesticated. Some species are too aggressive (Cape buffalo), while others are too shy and flighty (deers). Others have complex mating behaviors that prevents them from breeding in captivity.

Most of our domesticated animals are small, or have a "follow the leader" instinct that makes them easier to handle.

The pharaohs of ancient Egypt kept tamed cheetahs and crocodiles as pets for thousands of years, but these animals were never domesticated because they were too fucking dangerous. Like you said, the inevitable accident will occur and people will die.

People who try to domesticate large predators are trying to overcompensate for their small penises. Or they're furries.
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>>182010
There's also diet. Mooses have been domesticated succesfully, but they never became popular because of their dietary needs are so damn hard to fulfill compared to the trusty horse. This lead to the abandoment of such interesting projects as the moose cavalry of Sweden. Apparently mooses were still used to haul timber in the last century in some places.
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>>182010
>the various species of deers found around the world?
>> Anonymous
>>182010
you are making the assumption that we would domesticate EVERYTHING, only a few species have been domesticated because only a few need to be. why domesticate buffalo when we have thousands of years of cow breeding
>> Anonymous
>>182023
Because they taste a whole fucking lot better.
>> Anonymous
>>182023

Our ancestors pretty much tried to tame, adopt, and domesticate every species that we can get our hands on. For example, look at that faggot in lion picture. Thousands of years of trial and error produced the few domesticated species that we have today.

>why domesticate buffalo when we have thousands of years of cow breeding

Humans had access to a cow-like species (Cape Buffalo) for thousands of years, but we never domesticated them because they were too aggressive. We couldn't create cows until our ancestors migrated north and found the Aurochs (early cows).
>> Anonymous
>>182040
They didn't know as much as we did about the animals back then. They didn't know about all their behaviors, their full diets, etc.

They probably just tried training them like you do with dogs(only beating them harder).
>> Anonymous
>>182040
Huh? Aurochs were pretty damn agressive.
>> Anonymous
>>182061
How do you know? Damn things were extinct before any of us were born.
>> Anonymous
>>182090
The aurochs survived until only a few centuries ago, iirc.

The real question is how the hell we domesticated the pig, because wild boars have one hell of a reputation for being tough bastards to deal with...
>> Anonymous
>>181949
Everyone in this thread should check out that guy's site:

http://www.qadesh.com/

Look especially at what he has to say about tigers as pets, and how he raised Qadesh.

And by the way, cheetahs are actually easy to tame, and aren't very human aggressive. I think we never really domesticated them because they're hard to breed in captivity.
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>>181481
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>>182224
Does artificial insemination just not work with some animals or something?