/an/, how can I kill a dog and have it look like natural causes?
By having it die of sadness when you fuck off and kill yourself, troll.
mix chocolate in its food
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just don't feed it
some sort of poison? Like the other anon said (chocolate), a food that isn't good for dogs, but that a dog would eat anyway, and it would seem like an accident.
antifreeze anyone? used by motherfuckers for years
Cuddle with it, they hate that.
Oh goody, another thread by a basement dweller who thinks the best way to deal with neighbors is to kill their pets rather then discuss it with them.
Let it inhale antifreeze, then punch it in the chest a few times.
Bacon will kill it instantly