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Anonymous
>>150027 your cat must be in liquid form before the carbonation process. Your cat must also be chilled while in liquid form. Now, I don't know how both of these can be obtained at the same time unless you were in an area with extremely high atmospheric pressure (like, say, the outer core of the Earth). By the way, cats, like all other living creatures, have many non-H2O ingredients such as carbon, calcium, nitrogen, etc... and having these many non-H2O ingredients in the liquid makes it difficult to carbonate, so I wouldn't recommend it in the first place. But assuming you somehow manage this combination of liquification and chilling, you must also put the cat in a sturdy closed container and spin it around in a circular motion while simultaneously dispensing pressurized carbon dioxide. As you do this, you have to release the gradually increasing pressure from within the container prevent an explosion and continue dispensing the carbon dioxide until it fills the entire container. Do you have 8 hands? Because if you don't, this is going to be really hard.
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