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Ferrets?
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DEMAND MOAR!
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Oh HAY guys! Ferret Friday already?
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NOM NOM NOM
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Not mine but so cute.
need more
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>>90113
How does ferrets know what D&D is?
>> Anonymous
>>90113
How does ferrets know what grapple check is?
>> Anonymous
>>90121

Who knows but i wanna train ferrets to gather dice and roll them when asked. LOL it would be so cute.
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OH HAI! I upgraded your internet!
>> Anonymous
I've been considering getting a ferret.

Biters?
>> Anonymous
>>90230

From what I understand, they're really nippy and you gotta get right on that training to get it out of their system. Not really angryaggressive nippy but feely bitey playful gets out of hand easily nippy.
>> Anonymous
I've heard that ferrets can stink up a house pretty bad...is this true? I think ferrets are really awesome, but I have a low tolerance for stinkiness.
>> Anonymous
Ferrets are all like that hyperactive/spazzy kid we all knew in gradeschool.
>> Anonymous
I wuv them penal creatures.
>> Anonymous
>>90238

Yes ferrets do stink. They have glands that cause them to sink. But a lot of the time they remove the glands before selling them. but even then they have a smelly musk.

But everyone always says "OMG Ferrets Sink" I just have to point out "So do you you fuck tard but you are capable of using items to clean yourself"

As long as they get baths they shouldnt be that bad. Just take care of the damn thing and you should be fine.
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>>90281
Best advice yet. Thanks- I've been looking into getting one.
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>>90320
Its a Ferret party.
>> Anonymous
>>90281

Just don't go overboard on the bathing, otherwise they'll smell worse (they'll respond to the lack of oils by producing more, some people suggest humans not use shampoo much or at all for the same reasons).
>> Ninja Ferret
>>90353

they do make a shampoo for ferrets. but yeah the bath thing will make it worse. just like once a week maybe once every other week. and keep its cage clean.
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>>90500
Whoever owns that many ferrets must be a breeder, or really loves the penisweasels. Amirite?
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anyone want to buy 2 ferrets!!!! I'm dead serious. On vancouver island . bc.
>> Anonymous
>>90642
ZOMG I would love to but i cant have ferrets where i live. Thats like north of Washington isn't it? I was horrible at stuff like that
>> Anonymous
i'm not sure, its across the ocean from there though. Ya well I have two of them and i dont have the time to care for them anymore and I feel horrible so I am looking for a home for them.
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MORE FERRETS
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Want moar?
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>>90750
yes moar
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AN ICE WEASEL IS FINE TOO
>> Doctor ? !yOVYMaY/uQ
>>90758

OH HI I UPGRADED UR WATAR
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CUTEST THREAD EVAR
>>90758
Y HALO THAR!
>>90238
i really don't understand how people can say ferrets stink. honestly, it's an animal smell. i'm sure some people think dogs smell. i, for one, an a fan of the way they smell! it is musky, and i think it's a really pleasant smell.
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Serious Ferret is Serious.
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Serious FerreF souireS
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WTF

MOTHERFUCKER MAKING PROFIT ON /b/
>> Anonymous
>>90850

Ferrets are Mustelids. Most Mustelids have scent glands they use for defense, and even those that don't tend to have a musky odor. Mustelids *smell*, whether it's strong, good, bad, or whatever and it isn't just "animal smell". Skunks used to be in the same family but about 10 years ago were moved to their own family (Mephitidae).
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Ferret lyk coffee
>> Anonymous
FERRETS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.
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>>91094
SRSLY
>> Anonymous
I wana see moar Ferrets. Ferrets win.
>> Anonymous
>>91095
FERRET PORNZ??
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Happy Mother's Day!
>> Anonymous
>>90850

There is ferret smell and there is "my owner hasn't bathed me or cleaned my cage in a month" smell. Normal ferret smell is not bad.
I had two of them, a male and a female. I took care of them and cleaned the cages regularly. If they made a mess outside of the cage while playing (which is inevitable), I cleaned it right away with enzyme cleaner so it wouldn't be marked as a new potty. Until people saw my ferrets, they didn't know I had them. I was the same way with my cat. No one knew there was a cat in the house due to litterbox smell.
>> Anonymous
>>90745
Great photo! Do you have it in a higher res?
>> Anonymous
>>91224
Unfortunatly, no.
>> Anonymous
i dont care what anyone says they do smell, I bath mine regualrly , once a week, I clean their cage everyday and wash it once a week, and they fucking smell so bad I cant handle it. and they are de scented and litter trained
>> Anonymous
>>90320
Holy crap! That owner is gonna be missing a lot of stuff. Hide your keys quick!
>> Anonymous
>>91284
It's because you bathe it once a week you dumbass. That's still too often. Just clean out its cage daily!