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Hallo, this is my spider Anonymous
Hello /an/. After surfing your board for a while, I grew the urge to have a pet of mah own. Instead of going out and buying one, I've decided to adopt a spider that lives in my back yard. He's been living there for the past month or so, and has a huge, beautiful, perfect web, about 3 feet across and 2 high. He picked a really nice spot, and gets lots of bugs regularly. Still, I feed him lovebugs and huge ants now and then. Unfortunately, I couldn't take a picture of him cause my camera skillz blow, but I found a pic that looks like him. If anyone has a suggestion for a name, and I like it, you can be the step father or something.

Also if anyone has experience with taking pictures of spiders, yeah, halp. If I still had my fully manual ancient camera I could do it but im stuck with "ill take pictures for you" digitial crap...
>> Anonymous
some digital autofocus will just give up trying to help you if you move the camera close enough, and then it's just trial and error to find the right distance to make a fairly decent macro-ish shot. The guy on www.insectpod.com does exactly that.
>> Anonymous
>>240825

follow-up: and today he has your spider. an interesting coincidence to say the least
>> Anonymous
Biscuit, obviously.
>> Anonymous
>>240826

...Wow. Awesome coincidence, I do declare.
>> Anonymous
>Hello /an/. After surfing your board for a while, I grew the urge to have a pet of mah own. Instead of going out and buying one, I've decided to adopt a spider that lives in my back yard. He's been living there for the past month or so, and has a huge, beautiful, perfect COCK, about 3 feet across and 2 high.
>> Anonymous
>>240822
What's his name?
>> JIM THOME !!+JpSYDssi4u
STAFF SERGEANT FRANKLIN BLUNDERBUSS
>> Anonymous
Rear Admiral Cornelius Leatherlips
>> Anonymous
headcrab
>> JIM THOME !!+JpSYDssi4u
RICHARD NICKELSMITH THE FIFTH
>> Anonymous
>>240822
skakulltula
and the stepfather name shall be mike
>> Anonymous
>>240822
DONT LET IT MATE, KILL ALL OTHERS AROUND IT!!

This species of spider does not live very long. In fact, the lifespan only lasts until reproduction, which usually takes place the spring following the winter when they hatched. Females die after producing an egg mass, and males die six days after a complete cycle of sperm induction to the female.
>> gizmogal !MmLOyiCYJs
wow, nice looking arachnid you got there.
>> Anonymous
What kind of spider is that? I have those on my back porch and they're really scary looking. Also, are they poisonous? (They sure look like it...)
>> Anonymous
>>240941

Pretty much all spiders are poisonous (in that they have venom in their fangs).

That's a pretty classic picture of a Crablike Spiny Orb Weaver (Gasteracantha elipsoides). They're not exceptionally poisonous and are less than half an inch long.
>> Anonymous
In during VENOM =/= POISON
>> Anonymous
>>Still, I feed him lovebugs
>>lovebugs
RAGE FUCK HATE

You must live in the southeast.
I've seen spiders throw these horrid fuckers out of their webs before, even they hate them.
>> Anonymous
>>240942
The word is venomous.
>> Anonymous
>>240941
>>240942
I swear you people never went to elementary school

all(FUCKING ALL) spiders are venomous, it's just that most can't kill you
>> Fox !!idB89y5OqBS
>>240822
Destruction rains from the heavens.
>> Anonymous
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>>240822
Carnage,
since venom has already been tried
>> Anonymous
bowser
>> Anonymous
>>240912
I'd feel bad killing all the ones around him/her :(...

>>241079

Im not sure if I give him lovebugs cause I like to see him wrap them up or just because I fucking hate love bugs, but yes, I live in Florida and love bugs fucking blow. And wtf, I actually have seen him throw one out before. I know he doesn't need my help, but what kind of bugs should I give him? I know ants have a lot of shell and not a lot of juice, but theyre fun to watch, they usually put up a nice struggle..

>>240885

Name Accepted, btw.
>> Anonymous
>>242293
Jesus christ, I was wondering what those fuckers were. Went to Florida last year and those stressed me out to no end.
Don't blame him for not eating them.
Awesome spider.