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Clingy Cat Anonymous
My cat is getting annoying. If I don't let him in my room to sleep on my bed EVERY NIGHT he'll meow at my door for hours. He'll claw at it and the doornob. I yell at him and scare him away but he keeps coming back all night! What can I do? I let him in eventually most of the time. He sure is determined.
>> Anonymous
Ugh, just let him in or leave the door cracked to begin with?
>> Anonymous
What's wrong with your cat wanting to sleep with you in your bed? You might regret it the day when he won't be there any more to meow at your door.
>> Anonymous
wish my cat did that :[ im jealuse you spoiled basterd!
>> Anonymous
It's too cold in the other room to keep the door cracked open. He could easily go to a different warm room.
Besides, I get self-conscious if I wanna fap so I have to throw him out.
>> Anonymous
dammit he's still at it now
so much for fapping :(
>> Anonymous
>>187998
idiot, cats are animals of the desert, they like warm.
If the other room is cold, no wonder he tries to get into yours.
Get him another warm place and he might change his habit.
>> Anonymous
My cat has been sleeping in my bed with me since he was a kitten (he's 3 now). He is slowly working his way up to sleeping on my head. For the past three months this asshole has been sleeping on the pillow I don't use that's right next to my head.

You should be happy that yours only wants to sleep at the foot of your bed.
>> Anonymous
>>188003
there are other warm rooms, but the kitchen is outside my room and it's cold there
>>188005
yeah but it's boring that he won't actually sleep next to me, just at the end of the bed. My other cat likes to sleep on my belly. But she isn't nearly as bad, if I kick her out she stays out and doesn't complain.
>> Anonymous
lock him in another room

or get him a crate
>> By-Tor
Cats are like children, the only way they learn is if you hit them when you don't want them to do something... or you can just let him in your room...
>> Anonymous
My owner is getting annoying. He goes into my room and closes the door EVERY NIGHT and won't let me in, so I meow for hours. I claw at the door and the doorknob. He tries to yell at me, thinking it will scare me, but it doesn't. I bask in the satisfaction that he won't get more than ten minutes sleep at a time before I come back and wake him up. Serves the bastard right; I know he's in there fapping into my pillow.
>> Anonymous
I like having a cat asleep at the foot of the bed, I have two who do it, although sometimes there's friction and one goes to sleep elsewhere.
>> Anonymous
>>188144
I lol'd.
OP, why do you care if your cat is there when you fap? I don't care if my cat is there. They'll leave you alone.
>> Anonymous
Let him sit out there and howl. It's not going to kill him. Buy some earplugs. Put him in another room. Stop letting him sleep with you. Be consistent, and don't cave to his demands. You have to let him know who pays the rent.

Why is this so difficult?
>> Anonymous
heh. what I used to do was put a chair with a cushion next to my bed, so my cat could sleep there, and not on the bed itself, as I could never relax and fall asleep with him there. a compromise acceptable to both sides so to say
>> Anonymous
in my experience, cats know if you're fapping. they usually don't care about it at all, but they know
>> Anonymous
>>188172
My cat cares. He stares and he'll try to join in. Seriously. Stupid cat thinks I'm a furry or something. He's neutered too.
So yeah, he has to stay out of the room.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>188154
Sometimes cats decide that things moving underneath the covers are mice. Thats why you should never expose your parts to a cat that can get to them, even through cloth. In fact, if you have cats, you should wear a cup at all times.

OP if you think thats bad, consider having two very vocal tomcats that will scream and pee everywhere if they are not allowed in the bathroom with you. This is a direct violation of my previously mentioned rule re: genital exposure to cats. Either I have to put towels all over the hallway before I go in there and wake up all of my neighbors, or I have to let them in. And what do they do? Sit on the counter and watch me, purring. They just.. sit. And stare. When my female roommate takes a shower, one of the kittens rolls around in her clothes and the other watches with his face pressed up against the shower door, fascinated. And when she gets out of the shower? He demands to lick the water off of her feet. Fucking weirdos.
>> Anonymous
What's wrong with a cat in your room? If you're concerned of the cat seeing you fap, then you may have confused animals with people.
>> Anonymous
>>188194
haha, yes. my cat also demands to monitor what I'm doing in the bathroom

filthy bastards
>> Anonymous
>>188194
Cripes. Ever considered getting the vet to do a bit of snipping? It's better than piss-ridden flooring and walls. Our old cat used to pee on the walls daily before we put him down for misbehavior. He was neutered, we'd tried Prozac, and nobody wanted him as he looked really ugly. Two years on, his "favorite" wall still reeks!
>> Anonymous
>>188204
you put him down for pissing on your wall? that's fucking low. should have released him somewhere in the wilderness, or given him to the humane society
>> Anonymous
>>188206
I'm not the person who put the cat down, but I'm pretty sure humane societies also euth cats who can't be housebroken. I mean, who the fuck wants a cat that pees on everything? Would you?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>188204
They aren't scent marking. They are just peeing because it gets them attention, like a little kid that starts wizzing as soon as you go to change his diaper, and shoots you in the fucking face with toddler urine. Screaming like zippocat can be ignored, but soaking my house in urine cannot.
>> Anonymous
>>188154
I'm insecure about masturbating with a cat nearby too. Let's have a poll about this!
>> Anonymous
>>188144
MOAR
>> Anonymous
>>188258
I'm not. Pussy.
>> Anonymous
Involve your cat. Make that fap session into a surprise feline sex session.
>> Anonymous
Overall this is quite an amusing thread,

>>188202
>>188194
Agreed,
My cat will scratch and cry at the door just to watch me in the bathroom o.O
>> Anonymous
Dude just put a squirt bottle in your room. Your cat is too clingy- tell it to back the fuck off!
>> Anonymous
Allow it to sleep with you. When you get the urge to fap, put him out of the room, give your Ol' Teller a good wank, clean up, let cat back in.

Works for me.
>> Anonymous
I fap in front of my cats all the time.
>> Anonymous
sometimes my cat bites my nipplez. I think she might be in heat but I'm not sue.
>> Anonymous
I'm starting to have doubts about letting my cat sleep in my room. He's... creepy. A few days ago I woke up and the very first thing I saw was my cat sitting in a strange position. After I really got my eyes open, I realised he was HUMPING MY FUCKING ELBOW. And this isn't the first time, I caught him doing that last month as well.

I've owned him for seven years -- who knows what kind of stuff he's managed to do while I've been asleep. I feel abused.
>> Anonymous
Random replies to everything in the thread.
I am not insecure about masturbating when my cat is in the room. Remember gaiz, a cat is fine too.
Also, my cat loves to watch me in the bathroom as well. I wonder why that is?
>> Anonymous
I know how annoying this is, it can be any time in the night from 10pm til 11am but my cat will turn up for love and cuddles, meaning she probably wants feeding or something

The worst thing is she sits very close, and purrs loudly, stroking my face lovingly with her claws out. Also she demands to be stroked sometimes, I have fallen asleep with my hand on her head to be woken up to her pushing my hand over her. It's annoying, but it's nice to know someone loves me ;_;

When she was a baby I forgot to let her out and she pee'd all over my sheets.
My other cat has his own chair, and cushion on windowsill so he doesn't have to bother walking up stairs.

You could shut your cat in another very warm comfortable room for the night.
>> Anonimous !A1dI0ie3NU
>>188172
My boyfriends cat is scared of fapping, so he stays away.
But I wish I had a kitty to cuddle me in bed every night.

I get that when I sleep my boyfriend's house...the only thing is, the cat likes sleeping on my legs, so if I move over in my sleep, he falls off.
>> Anonymous
>>188649
This made me laugh. I had cats that would surround my head like some furry set of headphones.
>> AGirlOnTheNet !VuRBSuhcsw
My cats rip up carpeting from clawing at the corners of closed doors, so i have to keep them open. At night when I sleep, I have one on either side of my legs, so I can't move. When I wake up in the morning I usually end up kicking one of them off the bed by accident.
>> AGirlOnTheNet
I'm also allergic to them.
>> Kotone !bQXLaktCGc
>>188659
Lmao. My cats do this exact thing. That or one of them comes in and wakes me up at like 8AM with a bunch of adorable meowing. :3
>> Anonymous
Cat's usually go for the warmest place to sleep in for saving body heat and energy. (For small animals this is essentialand improves survival in nature.) Arrange him an alternative that is more lucrative in regards to being warm and cozy.
>> Anonymous
>>188005
Your body is likely the warmest place in the room.

Get your cat a basket that is placed a bit over some heating device in way that makes it the warmest place in the room (safe enough to not catch fire) where he can go, and he will likely prefer the basket over sleeping on your head/feet/body.

Ever remember how the winter nights were really cold when you were young? And how they seem warmer now, compared to when you were young, or at least you don't get cold so fast? -- Body heat reserve. Small bodies lose critical amount of heat fast --> need to move to keep warm --> increased need for energy & food --> makes survival more difficult --> eveolution prefers animals who work to find warm places to rest.
>> Anonymous
My cats howled for a while when I moved from my studio to a 1 bedroom where I could actually lock them out. I couldn't handle them staying with me, though, since they'd jump on me during the night, pee on my laundry, and generally be little monsters soon as I turned off the lights. Let him be and don't cave. He'll get used to it. You might also look into getting him a bed with one of those liners that keep kitties super warm. My boy sleeps in his all the time now, he'd rather be there than cuddled up with me (my girl is a cuddle whore, though, she'll take snuggling over anything).
>> Anonymous
>>188659
Same here, they won't actually pull up the carpet, they'll just scrape at the door. And scrape and scrape and scrape and scrape, until I give up and let them in.
>> Anonymous
>>187983
Get ya some tennis balls and chuck them at the bedroom door whenever he's all butthurt and meowing and scratching. That taught my cat, and he STFU now.

It is so hilarious in the middle of the night to hear "miaowwww!" followed by "whuPOW" and a whimper.
>> Anonymous
>>188976
thats mean
>> Anonymous
>>188977
Yeah, but it WORKS!
>> Anonymous
Let's see if I can address everything in this topic without writing a 10 page essay.

My cat was a stray, got him as a kitten. When he was a kitten he would always come in the bathroom when I did and would only use his litter box (which was in the bathroom) when I was in there. Now he grew out of it, thank god.

My cat sleeps with me at the foot of my bed usually, sometimes next to me, sometimes on my head. I wish he would sleep on my belly. I like having him at the foot of my bed, keeps my feet warm. I usually have my door closed so if he wants out he'll scratch the door and carpet till I let him out. Same with coming back in. He usually does this a few times a night since his litter box is outside and food/water bowls are inside the room. The carpet at the corners are fucked up because of him scratching. I finally bought those claw-caps, but the damage is done. I'm going to have to pay for the carpet once I move out. I can't crack the door open since, my room is right next to the living room and door to entrance, so I get alot of noise and light from the roommates.

Also I fap with my cat in the room. He always turns away from me, in disapproval.
>> Anonymous
just let him in, he won't care if you fap. He won't even know it. Before my cat died, I used to try to get him to sleep in my room but he always wanted out.
>> Anonymous
>>188981
"...I fap with my cat in the room. He always turns away from me, in disapproval."

LMAO...priceless.
>> Anonymous
>>188194
My cat HATES the bathroom. I've taken her into the bathroom when I gotta take a dump, and I'm one of the guys that takes a long time in the bathroom, so she is stuck in there for about a half hour. She hates it and sits behind the toilet the whole time. I try and coaz her out, but it doesn't work. Until you open the door, that is, the she is faster than greased lighting to get the fuck out of there.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>189440
Maybe she hates it because you take her in there when you shit. I cant imagine that would encourage any positive associations at all.
>> Anonymous
>>189440

....Why exactly do you take your cat in there, what the fuck?