Your dream pet ITTA California sea lion that's trained to body slam people.
His name would be Mugsy :)
weres his buket
>>169938sea lions dont have bucketslurk fuck more
BIKECAT
lolwut
/an/ never fails to disappoint when my mouse pointer misses /a/. I should go here on purpose some time.Also, is that tripcode Polish?
fat whale is my happy friend
>>169932Yeah, that'd be real awesome for about 5 minutes. Then he'd be taken away to a zoo or released into the wild and you'd go to prison for manslaughter.
I want a cat that would give me the ability to travel through time with it. I'd get a more exotic pet, but I want to be nondescript as I travel through time.
>>170020No, he'd be my awesome best friend forever.
I'm fortuning
Knut.
a cheetah
>>170047http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQETZQ0-9LU
a dragon with the mind of a dog
I would raise a tiger cub to be the greatest domestic cat ever. I would talk it for walks and no fucker would mess with me because I have a fucking tiger.
A white tiger would be pretty cool.
that would just make you look like the surviving half of that tiger training couple
A hot female sex-starved human blonde
>>170134actually, the one that was attacked survived
yeah but he sure got kafuckied right up
>>170112
>>170143gb2/bbwchan/pet/
that tiger blind????
A pet bee. I have a little string on her so she can fly around my head.
>>170161greystar tiger
>>169932http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walrein
Two or three raccoons (you shouldn't keep only one) which are trained to sit on my shoulder when I go outside. (not all ot them at the same time naturally)
>>170235A raccoon that isn't a complete CUNT and I could train to appreciate beer, bars and the female figure...Or just a wolverine.
>>170235raccoons make horrible pets.
>>170296So did your mom.
Eurtoctopus Difileni. They get too large so I settled for the stupid Octopus Vulgaris. Not as smart or cool.
>>170296California sea lions won't do very well in a living room as well. ;) You can keep raccoons in an enclosure when you know all the stuff you have to know about them. (For example that spraying is essential.) They are not very difficult animals to keep.
>>170161Is that tiger blind?
>>170326I'm working on getting one of those (for a pet, literally) . They do appear to be rather ellusive though and you have to catch and train it yourself.
>>170299I've never heard of Eurtoctopus Difileni, and all my google searches came up with no results.
>>170173Awesome!
A giant male silverback gorilla wearing a pair of ten-pound-each SAP gloves trained to attack and smash furries properly in their skulls.
A tame brown bear. He'd be like a big furry pillow.The only problem I foresee is feeding costs. :(But not keeping him in a house with a backyard, since most bears are lazy territorial creatures anyhow.
A liger
They're pretty much like my favorite animal.
>>170759i would need two of those, boobie is goodbut boobies are better
A domesticated red fox that doesn't smell to high heaven.A ferret with the mind of a domesticated cat.Either of those would be awesome, for me anyway.
>>170879All ferrets have the mind of a kitten. Does that count?