So, how does one go about taking care of a domesticated duck
I swear to god, I've just heard a duck tell a joke. There was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live. One of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks. Then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental. It looked just like duck stand-up comedy.
>>90551"So I tells him, I says, 'Feeder? I barely *know* 'er!'" *quackquackquackquack* "Thank you, thank you very much"
Pluck it. Then chop it's head off, pull out the innards, toss it in a citrus sauce, and put it in the oven for a few hours.
Stick it in the pooper.
Duckroll, copy pasta, mediocre meme, bad advice and pooper sticking.Hi /b/.
>>90556But where does>>90552fit in? :D
Ducks suck as pets.They poop so much and roll in it..I think the correct term would be: DUCKROLL