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DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- Panbanisha the bonobo is up to her tricks again.

For the second time in as many months, the ape triggered a fire alarm at the Great Ape Trust of Iowa research center.

The trouble started Wednesday morning, when Panbanisha wanted to go outside but the staff was too busy to let her out, trust officials said. Panbanisha then apparently lost her temper and pulled the alarm, officials said.

It's a trick Panbanisha initially learned in October when she saw a welder start the alarm. It took her less than a day to learn how to duplicate the excitement.

When the alarm sounded the next morning, "I went to check on Pan, and she was sitting there next to it with a smile on her face," lead scientist Sue Savage-Rumbaugh said last month.

Savage-Rumbaugh said she explained the danger of such mischief and Panbanisha promised not to do it again.

Panbanisha is one of seven bonobos at the Great Ape Trust. Bonobos are one of the most human-like of the great apes and have sophisticated language skills.

Trust officials said they will cover the alarms to prevent a third prank from Panbanisha.
>> Anonymous
>>47937

Just give her a fuckbuddy. Bonobos love sex, it should keep her occupied.
>> Anonymous
>>Savage-Rumbaugh said she explained the danger of such mischief and Panbanisha promised not to do it again.

So is this bonobo capable of sign language? Or does it understand human speech of what
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>>47942
This one is soon to be unemployed. I think he would fit the job.
>> Anonymous
>>47959

pwnt
>> Anonymous
>>47959

I'd hope she has higher standards than that.
>> Anonymous
>>47959
because hes not a rich oil tycoon or anything
>> Anonymous
>>47951
it was most likely a bit of both. Bonobos are very intelligent. They also sing too, when it rains. But they are dying out very fast, and the media never covers them, but Gorillas or Chimps instead, but Bonobos are so much more intelligent.
>> Anonymous
>>47999

Truth. They're also physically and genetically closer to us than chimps are, so calling chimps our cousins and ignoring bonobos pisses me off. Even if you look at them, they have longer legs than their arms, looking much closer to humans than any ole' chimp.
>> Anonymous
you gunna get raped
>> Anonymous
Bonobos have more sex than youuu...
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...is that sum James Brown?
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>> Anonymous
>>47999Bonobos are very intelligent. They also sing too, when it rains.

Wow, what's it sound like?
>> Anonymous
>>49122
Watch BET for a while and you're bound to see some music videos of them singing.
>> Anonymous
>>49117
Truth, that blacks are recently decended from apes. Hence the all brawn, no brain and tendancy to like shiny things.
>> Anonymous
>>49126

I knew someone was gonna say that. Lame. :(
>> Anonymous
give her some dildos or something