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Anonymous
Okay, /an/ I have a problem. Our german shepherd bit our neighbour, and now that fucked-up sicko is telling to us, that we have put our dog down.
This was the first time she ever bite anything, she's the most loveliest german shepherd alive - should I go and kill our neighbour? My momma told me not to.
>> Anonymous
Troll.
Either way, if your dog bites someone and that person reports it, it'll have a one way ticket to death row.
>> Anonymous
>>146020
Depends what state/country your in, and what the cause of the bite was. If the person was a bit provoked the dog then the dog isn't punished in most cases.

Either way. Go kill/castrate your neighbor for even wanting that sweet girl killed.
>> Anonymous
if you can convince the officer or jury that the dog is good natured you could start setting the ground work for a counter suit
>> Anonymous
My mom called police this morning and luckily, they were on our side, because it was all our neighbours fault, he was on dog's territory, and of course she defended it.

But I need revenge! I'll go and slit neighbour's throat at night!
>> Anonymous
i fed my neighbors dogs hot chilli peppers ones. So try feeding those to your neighbor
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Visit a garage sale and get a really cheap, crappy blender or coffee/spice grinder. Anything that can liquefy. Also acquire a spray bottle of some kind. You can get those reallly cheap pretty much anywhere.

Fill the container with poison ivy/oak leaves (I suggest visiting a local park and being really careful not to touch the leaves yourself. Shove the leaves directly into the container)

Blend the leaves until there is nothing but a green mush. Resist the temptation to open it up and press everything down. Instead, pour as much hot water as you can into the container and cover it back up. You do NOT want poison ivy steam in your face.

Wait for your soup to cool, then pour it into the spray bottle and throw out the blender (trust me, you'll never ever get it safe to use). Try to get only the liquid into the bottle, as any leaf-mush will clog it up. You may need to get a strainer, but you'll have to throw it out too.

Spray doorknobs, lawn chairs, diving boards, etc with the solution. Don't put it on their mailbox, as you could infect the mailman, but anywhere your neighbor's skin will touch is good.

Enjoy.
>> Anonymous
Post your neighbor's name, address, and phone number on /b/.
>> Anonymous
Contrary to what others here might say, try talking to your neighbor more. See if you can reach some sort of settlement or agreement, like maybe you could pay his medical bill. If worse came to worse maybe you could just give your dog away. It still sucks, but it's better than putting her down.
>> Anonymous
isn't it okay as long as blood isn't drawn from the bite?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Allright, revenge and poetry aside, WHY did the dog bite your neighbor?

Was the neighbor taunting the dog? Or was the neighbor just strolling up to knock on your door and ask for a bit of flour? Motive can have a huge difference when it comes to legality. If your dog was provoked (neighbor teasing, roughhousing, or being threatening) and is up to date on all its shots, then there is no reason for the dog to die. It won't bite again, and isn't a dangerous animal.

However, if the dog ran up and attacked for no reason, then yes, they can likely sue you and win. Offer to pay for medical bills and be as nice as possible. Find out what happened, and use your best judgement.

Sometimes, dogs do snap. I had one that I loved very dearly bite me in the face for no reason. He was extremely violent after that, like some switch in his head got flipped and was stuck on auto-kill. He'd bitten twice before that, though (both times when I was mowing the lawn and not paying attention to where he was at. I was doing something loud and scary and he was afraid. Those bites were MY fault)

There are many variables. Step back and consider everything that happened, and use logic to decide if your dog is a dangerous beast, a ticking time bomb, or just tried to defend herself.
>> Core !JD2r9bRTlg
>>146055

...In general, no plans of using it.. But what a good idea.
>> Anonymous
>>146055
>>146146
in general, many plans to use it
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>146152
Also fun is to put raw chilies in their microwave for a long amount of time. And when they open it.. Hurrah for smoke and lowgrade pepper spray equivalent.
>> Anonymous
>>146153
Sooo.. How do you know all this, you sonofagan, you.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>146160
I'm not sure if you've noticed this or not, but I'm kinda an asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>146162
Oh Bitter, I loves you.

Evil plots for destruction of neighbors are fukken saved--I've been having some problems of my own with a creepy Chinese guy who stares at me like he wants to sell me as a sex slave.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>146168
The key to being a passive aggressive dick is to do something that makes them uncomfortable but won't cause serious damage (well, unless they are really allergic.. and then you can rush in with an Epipen and become an hero)and is dificult to trace. In the case of the chilies, it's a good idea to only try that during a dinner party or something when lots of people have access to the microwave. Don't break into the fucking house.

Asian fellow bothering you, you say? Is he well-off financially? If so, turn on his outdoor faucet and aim the waterhose for a drain or street curb. Don't let it drip down the side of the house, as it can cause damage, and don't do it unless he appears to be able to afford the huge water bill. Invest in some goddamn windowblinds if he's peeking in your windows.

Uh, for on topicness.. again, sucks about your dog, OP.
>> Anonymous
If it was a first time bite, then they will most likely not put the dog down. If the dog had bitten multiple times, most likely they would have to put the dog down for being dangerous. However, this depends on where you live. I'd talk to someone to find out the laws where you live.