My little brother is getting one, but he wants to call him Toffee which in my opinion is generic and boring as hell.It needs a name which kicks ass and tears up shit- any suggestions?
ASS KICKING DICK RIPPER
nigger
RIP AND TEAR
My favorite name that I gave an animal was RUCKUS K. THROWDOWN. I don't know what the K stood for and I think it was a bullfrog tadpole.
in during biscuit
>>222030Boo the Miniature Giant Space Hamster.
Hamsters are always retarded in some way, so wait and figure out how your hamster is retarded before naming it.Mine has a gimp leg, and her name is Tendafoot.
name it Death.
i'd name it Lenin...
>>222041OP here, fuck you just reminded me of Baldur's Gate and Minsc's ass kickery.I will now beat the shit out of my brother until he names the hamster Boo.GO FOR THE EYES, RAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Boota
Diglet
You asked for a name for a pet on 4chan.It's name is Biscuit now.
Hamtaro.
furry anal bead
H. Daneel Olivaw
shitting dick nipples
Thor
Fuzzbutt
Perposterone
It's the generic things that are cute.I now pronounce your hamster...BOB
Oompaloompa
I've made my choice, swords for everyone!
Name it after a terrorist - Abu Hamster
Everyone knows that if you ask 4chan to name your pet it's name is Biscuit no matter what you imagine it's name really is. So even if you believe it is named anything else you are wrong. Enjoy your Biscuit.
>>222383WIN
it's a toasted marshmallow jelly belly...
Penisklaus!
Goober
>>222400A-Are you talking to a rodent? What kind of warrior are you?
>>222031ASS RIPPING DICK KICKER
>>222287LoLz!
Mico
...! Milo!