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Anonymous
I fucking hate ants.

Look at this little fucker. This is an Argentine ant. The workers are 3mm long and they are the most common ant in southern California, right where I live. They travel miles away from their nest in search of food. They attack rival ant species, termites, ladybugs, horned lizards, birds, you name it. I saw a swarm of these bastards drive a mother sparrow away from its nest and force the fledgling inside to seek shelter on the ground where it died of exposure to the hot June sun. The corpse was skeletonized in a few days.

These fuckers are aggressive and they travel in very large swarms, numbering in at least the thousands. I've had to Windex and mop up these guys three times in the past three days as they went after the kitchen trash, the dishes, my pet rat's food, etc. I really, really wish these things would fucking die so I don't have to deal with them anymore, and it wouldn't be a bad thing ecologically speaking, either, because they are pushing out native ant species due to their extremely high level of aggression.

Anyone else hate ants as much as me? I doubt it.
>> Anonymous
i made an ant colony and blowtorched it and laughed at their fleeing, tarnishing bodies
>> Anonymous
when I was little, I used to have fun killing bugs for them, and watching them take it away.
Then I would later spray all of them with water once I felt I'd "gained their trust" making for a brilliant betrayal.
Fuuuck I was an odd kid.
tl;dr fuck ants
>> Anonymous
I remember back when I was in kindergarten living in southern cali, I used to fuck with the fire ants. I haven't seen one in many years, but back then they were all over the place.

Anyway, what you do is, find the winged males and pick them up by their wings. Once you got your 'loaded gun', call over a buddy and tell them to close their eyes. I guess you know where I'm going with this. I was fucked up.

Karma did get my ass a few times, though. See, no one ever told me ants have these things called fucking stingers, so I thought as long as I held the ant so it couldn't bite me, I'd be fine. Tried to pick up the wingless ones using this method many times before I gave up. Ouch.