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>>160173 I may try this later, with butter or something. I will not give the kittens an opportunity to ingest sugar. I value my life too much for that.
>>160174 I don't remember ever saying I was going to make her have a kitty abortion. It's possible I threatened her with it while drunk, but we all say things we don't mean when we're drunk. Like that time I told your dad I loved him, and then left him sobbing behind a dumpster. No gifs, but I have posted .mov's before. If you can provide me with a link to a .mov to gif converter that won't infest me with spyware, I'd be happy to make more.
>>160187 And then I urinated into the nurses wounds while screaming "WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY"
>>160219 Why does your mother have so many pill bottles?
>>160220 I was not aware that that toe-length had anything to do with dominance. But yes, my toes are of unusual shape. They're actually somewhat foreshortened in that picture, as I normally stand on the balls of my feet when I'm around the kittens, so I can dodge better. God I wish I was kidding. In the future, I shall try to keep my feet out of pictures, because holy shit do they look terrible.
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