Greetings. I am a private collector of rare animals. I wish to remain anonymous for reasons that will become clear shortly. I have selected this forum to help me make a rather difficult decision.You see, I have two specimens which I believe will interest you greatly. The first is a heterozygous tiger. There are only twenty-three in the world. It is not so much an endangered species so much as an extremely rare genetic condition.The second is an endangered species: the Iberian Lynx, the world's most threatened species of cat. The last estimate puts their worldwide population at about one hundred cats.My problem is that these animals are quite expensive to maintain, and funding issues have forced me to sell most of my collection to zoos and the like. I have kept these two the longest because they are the most fascinating. However, worst has finally come to worst, and I am no longer able to feed them both. I have looked into selling them as well, but the most eager buyer I could find will be unable to collect the animals in less than a month's time. If forced to wait that long, they will both surely starve.After having reviewed all my options, I am forced to admit that only three are truly viable. I can kill the tiger and feed it to the lynx, kill the lynx and feed it to the tiger, or put them in an enclosure together and let nature decide. This is not an easy choice, which is why I have come seeking your opinions.Should I save the endangered species or the rare animal? Or should I let them fight for it?
Trolls aren't even trying any more.
this is horrible! you sholud be shot!
Kill them both, throw a banquet, and serve them as the main course.
You don't need to kill either!One word: hobos.
Gene bank and then do whatever. At least watch them fight and record it for us
Have sex with the tiger then throw yourself off a bridge into highway traffic.
I'm pretty sure you're a troll but really, if you make either of any of those options in reality, you'd be going to jail for a long time
You're horrible. Why would you be a private collecter and not be qualified to do so.Rot in hell.
You must be lying or have a proper license because you cannot "sell" or even give your animals to zoos without a proper license. I know that some private collectors are very nice people and dont mean harm at all to their animals and are misrepresented through the media as being evil and cruel to animals. If you are really in this situation you should turn over your animals immediately to authorities and prove that you really arent one of those people who ARE cruel to animals for their own pleasure.
Fuck both the animals and make videos.
feed them your arms and legs, silly.
trollalsohobos.
>>225023lol'd
>>225015this is such a troll post