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Anonymous
/an/, one of my cockatiels flew out of an open door today and we lost him. What are the chances of him flying back?
>> Anonymous
About as good as someone not laughing at you for asking this question.
>> Anonymous
>>227293
What if I left his favorite sunflower seeds and toys outside?
>> Anonymous
>>227305

enjoy ur crows
>> Anonymous
>>227305
probably not going to work, but no point in not trying
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
>>227293
That's too bad, because I laughed pretty hard about it. Why wasn't anyone paying attention to the bird FLYING IN THE HOUSE when the door was opened?
>> Anonymous
Ask him nicely to come back?
>> Anonymous
Sadly you will have to morn your loss, hope that the local weather is clement and that local cats are fat and rubbish at catching birds.
>> Anonymous
>>227292
mom?
>> Anonymous
About half a year ago this cockatiel flew into our yard, so we fed it and gave it water. It was really nice so we thought about keeping it and let it hang out in a temp cage until we could get a real one. But then it managed to escape, and flew off after we were nice to it >:[ I'm convinced that it's some freeloading bird that acts cute for food then disappears without a "thank you" to the victims of the day.

The moral of the story is, people *do* find birds, so might as well put up some signs, since even if he doesn't fly home, he might fly to humans when he's hungry.
>> Anonymous
I caught a parakeet in my backyard a few years ago. Kept it.

When I was a younger, a white pigeon with black tipped wings flew into my yard and my dad caught it. I fed it and it followed me around a bit and I let it go.
It came back and I decided to name it. I kept it in a large rabbit hutch for a day and fed it in hopes maybe it'd stick around longer after I let it go again. It did swing by every day for a long time and would fly into the house at any given chance. It would sit in my lap and just chill and I even bought some medicine to get these weird ass parasites off of it. I'm surprised the dogs never got a hold of her but one day she just didn't come back after I let it go.

Free loading bastard.
>> Anonymous
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>>227305
>> Anonymous
>>227292
Check pet find/vets etc. Same thing happened to a friend of mine and some people found him and turned him into a vet.
>> Anonymous
>>227510
You shut the fuck up Rachel, if I tell Steve that his step daughter has been going to 4chan you know he's going to have to have some Father-Daughter alone time after dinner.
>> Anonymous
>>227758
That means raep.