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Anonymous
So I had one of these pleasant fellows attach to my leg unnoticed and follow me into the house before it bit me and scared the hell out of me.

I know what it is, just sharing and also wondering what I should do with it. Don't really feel like releasing it right away, I've got him trapped between some cups at the moment.
>> Anonymous
>>270852

Wisconsin stag beetle, actually. Never seen one around here before, but I guess I have now.
>> Anonymous
>>270851
>attach to my leg unnoticed and follow me into the house before it bit me and scared the hell out of me

YOU GIVE HIM A FREE RIDE INTO YOUR LOVELY HOME AND THIS IS THE THANKS YOU GET
WHAT AN ASSHOLE
>> Anonymous
look at those fucking pincers
arnt they lovely?
get one of those plastic boxes for fish and keep it
>> Anonymous
>>270858

I NOE JEEZ

Plus if he's been on my leg for as long as I suspect, I drove him around in my car for a while too, and went into a gas station without anyone noticing him then either.
>> Anonymous
>>270851
Hang it on your belt as the buckle.
>> Anonymous
>>270851
Mail it to me. Seriously. I'm desperate for a big beetle as a pet.
>> Anonymous
How big is it?
>> Anonymous
are there a lot of stag beetles this year or something?

i always thought they were rare, and before this year i'd only seen three in my lifetime (i'm in the uk) but over the last couple of months i've seen two and heard of someone else in my area seeing one.
>> Anonymous
OK, I guess you can find these things in Connecticut so I'm going to try to catch one this summer.
>> Anonymous
keep him as a pet and name him biscuit.
>> Anonymous
>>271926
Seconded.
>> Anonymous
1. Build bug Thunderdome.
2. Two bugs enter.
3. ???
4. One bug leaves.
>> Anonymous
>>271992
i lold. damn you.

also now im going to go look for a stag beetle wallpaper
>> Anonymous
>>270851
>it bit me and scared the hell out of me.

According to natural law you must punch it now.
>> That Gomez
>>271992
http://japanesebugfights.com
>> Anonymous
It is the best beetle ever and you must keep it. Remember to mount it on a display once it kicks the bucket. It'll be the best conversation piece ever.