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Anonymous
Prove to me that pandas do in fact exist. In a philosophical way, not in some retarded "look it up in Wikipedia" way.
>> Anonymous
go to a zoo
>> Anonymous
I think, therefore there are
>> Anonymous
I don't think I have actually ever seen a panda irl.

Seen lots of videos though.
>> Anonymous
>>318678
this philosophy was that you can only know for certain that you exist because you think, while you can not say for certain that others exist because you don't know if they think

thus you have proven that pandas do not in fact 'exist'
>> Anonymous
Prove me that they don't.
>> Anonymous
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panda porn
now do you believe they exist?
>> Anonymous
>>318685
Looking outside my window, zero pandas

YOUR MOVE ANON
>> Anonymous
>>318692
Why do you care? You don't exist as well.
>> Anonymous
your reality is defined by your senses - see, toutch, smell,etc - and there is no way to determine if what you sense is actually happening or if (for example) you are in a state of katatonic schitzophrenia, brain in a jar, you create your own reality, etc. Therefore your 'reality' is just as plausible as another reality (example: one where pandas exist). Ergo, pandas exist!

YOU'RE WELCOME OP
>> Anonymous
>>318708
>< this just adds on the the I think therefore I am theory

meaning nothing exists except for you, AND YOU AREN'T A FUCKING PANDA ARE YOU?
>> Anonymous
>>318710
touche, anon. However, the ignorance of things outside you perception does not imply that they do not exist, it merely means they may or may not exist. Also, how do i know I'm not a panda
>> Anonymous
Pooah I like where this is going.

By your logic OP.... there's quite a few animals that don't exist
>> Anonymous
Like Jesus Christ is the embodiment of the Logos, Pandas are the embodiment of the Yin-Yang.
But the same goes for Zebras, skunks, some cows and Dutch rabbits.
tl:dr God is Chinese, Pandas exist.
>> Anonymous
pandas are lame
>> Anonymous
There's one in your pic.
>> Anonymous
i don't think pandas exist...they're a creature created by sanrio
>> Anonymous
they exist because they do exist, for you can only exist if you do exist
>> RED PILL !!1FXLmPPpVCe
My mother was born in the province of China where pandas are most prominent. Back then, you could be charged $50 to hold one. (Not sure how much that is in chink money.)

She held one, and took a bunch of pictures. They exist. And my mother doesn't lie.
>> Anonymous
>>318930
>And my mother doesn't rie.

Fixed for accuracy.
>> Anonymous
>>318930

It's about 1:7 for USD to RMB. I think you can still hold one, but it costs considerably more now.
>> Anonymous
>>318930
Chinks on my /an/?
Folks, run for the hills with your cats and anything alive that you hold dear near you!
>> Anonymous
>>318652

notice the guy in the middle staring right down at that panda's crotch? hes probably fantasizing ways to fuck it

I know I would
>> Anonymous
The existance of pandas is a clever conspiracy. They actually bleach the fur of chinese brown bears and dye parts of it black to create "pandas". Every detail you have ever heard about pandas is a fabrication.

As for the so-called red pandas, those were never actually called pandas before the great panda conspiracy. Their actual name is firefox.
>> Anonymous
>>318930
this doesn't prove anything

how do you know it wasn't a banana your mom was holding?

your post proves nothing, next
>> Anonymous
Stop doing op's Psyche homework for him!