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Saigaguy !n87gAqL9/w
Shit, I didn't know this board existed.

Sup /an/, and greetings from /k/.

Meet my new kitten, Kalashkinova. She followed me home and is currently sleeping on my shoulder.

What do I do now?
>> Saigaguy !n87gAqL9/w
>>236769
>>Kalashnikova

Fixed.
>> Anonymous
zippocat?
>> GhostInAShell !!hAKfRUhoVbv
HAHA

you would, Saigaguy.
>> Anonymous
See if it wants to nurse. Put her on your nipple and see if she starts to suckle.
>> Anonymous
SLAV SHIT.
>> Anonymous
Catnip.
>> Anonymous
D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww!
Get some kitten milk and a bottle. You can get kitty-sized bottles at the pet store. If she's old enough to eat solids, make sure it's nice and mushy.
>> Saigaguy !n87gAqL9/w
Most ironic thing is I got a fiercer response from /k/.
>> Anonymous
Don't eat the kitten you sick slaaaaaaavtard
>> JIM THOME !!+JpSYDssi4u
FANTASTIC NAME
>> Anonymous
>>236769
awwwww. that pic would be so cute if not for that ugly guy in it.
>> JIM THOME !!+JpSYDssi4u
>>236802
WHAT IN SAM HILL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEY'RE ADORABLE TOGETHER.

LIKE SMITH AND WESSON.
>> Anonymous
>>236769
Cute Guy + Cute Cat with Awesome Name = anon female is sold.
>> Anonymous
>>236815
anon female here too, I don't think he is cute xD but kitty is amazing with great name.

OP take care of her/him and take it to the vet for a check up
>> Anonymous
lol ima gurl 2 guyz
>> Anonymous
get the fuck out, commie.
>> Saigafag
>>No.236823
>> Saigafag
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>> Anonymous
Go buy some kitten milk. See if she can drink out of a bowl first. If she just stares at it try moving the milk with your finger so that you can show her that it's fluid.
>> Saigaguy !n87gAqL9/w
>>236833

Thank you anon.
>> Anonymous
>>236815
>>236817

Samefags get out.
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
you don't look white. are you latino by any chance? i would like to learn salsa dansing from you.
>> Anonymous
>>236774
Try that and you can say bye to your nipple: they got cutie little sharp teeth.
>> Anonymous
Wikipedia sez:"Kittens should not be fed cow's milk because it does not provide all of the necessary nutrients. Cats are generally intolerant of sugars in their diets and both sucrose (table sugar) and lactose are not digested and cause soft stools or diarrhea."
You don't wanna have to clean all her "little gifts" she'd lay on the floor?
>> Anonymous
Also teach her where to poop asap i.e. in the litter, not on your bed.
>> Anonymous
Give her back to whoever you stole her from.
>> Anonymous
>>236863
Commercial cat milk doesn't have that problem. They sell the stuff in pet stores or in the pet section at supermarkets.
>> Saigaguy !n87gAqL9/w
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>>236853

Yeah, I am.

Update: I left some food for her when I went to work, and some water. She didn't eat and I don't think she drank anything.

what do I do, anonymi? She's whining a lot now.
>> Anonymous
>>236928
If she still can't eat on her own you'll have to get bottle feeder. It looks like a miniature baby bottle. Go buy one at a Petsmart or something. While you're there get formulated kitten milk/feed.
>> Anonymous
>>236932
Oh, and take your kitten with you if you want to.
>> Anonymous
>>236769
Anon demands moar pix! :)
>> Anonymous
>>236932
don't you dare use petsmart. they are not /k/ friendly use anything that has a small nipple like opening.
>> Seafire !1ixiiX/lyc
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Damn cute, and pretty awesome name! Btw, did Maxy ever find Asshole?

Looks like I've lost their pic, so here's mortarkitty.
>> Anonymous
A lot of the regular grocery stores around me carry baby pet bottles in their animal section, along with wet and dry versions of milk.