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Tonker
Went to the zoo and these tortoises were going at it for at least thirty minutes, and the little one watched the entire time.
>> Anonymous
voyeurism
>> Anonymous
>and the little one watched the entire time.

So did you.
>> wolfdaddy
and that was a quickie
>> Anonymous
Lol.
>> Anonymous
LOL
>> Anonymous
lol
>> Anonymous
awkward...
>> Tonker
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>>155269

Me and the two six-year-olds on a field trip next to me. I think there were quite a lot of questions for teacher that day.
>> Anonymous
>Me and the two six-year-olds on a field trip next to me. I think there are quite a lot of questions about their current whereabouts.
>> Anonymous
>>155255
Sounds like Friday nights at home.

*ba-dum psshhh*
>> Anonymous
"this is how we do it"- bobby brown
>> Anonymous
>>155340
Haha, nice one.
>> Anonymous
I went to the zoo and saw these little squirrels - the male was trying to have sex with the female, and the female kept running away, and the make kept catching up to it to furiously hump.

... There was a father and a little girl watching this. Man it was awkward.
>> Anonymous
Few years ago I went to the zoo with my family, and there was two llamas having sex in front of about 30 or more people in the petting zoo.
And one of the baby llamas went over and jumped on top of the male, and starting humping him and joining him in loud grunts.

One mother told their little fatass girl that they were playing hot scotch. lulz.
>> Alabama !OxEQ.F0AOw
This came up on some talk show recently. The mother told the child that the dog on the bottom was sick, and the one on top was pushing it to the hospital.
>> Anymonous
>>156277
That kid will call 911 if it ever catches its parents humping.
Fun times will emerge.
>> Anonymous
>>156277

Isn't that from a joke?

Where a kid and his mother are walking down the street one day and they come to a pair of dogs who were fucking. The kids was all curious and asked his mother what they were doing and the mother answered, "Ohh the little female dog say that the male dog hurt one of its front paws and its helping him walk home." While the mother was convinced that she has escaped the Talk, the little kid still seem preoccupied for the rest of the day until his mother asked him what's wrong with him. The little kid replied very angry, "This world is fucked up. The poor little female dog see that the male dog is in trouble and helps him walk to his home. Even with all that, the fucking male dog keeps fucking her all the way!"
>> Anonymous
>>156471
Why would the kid ask what was going on the first place if he knew they were fucking to begin with? Bad joke.