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Anonymous
So you wake up one morning to discover that you've turned into a baby turtle.

What are you going to do? You're a god damned baby turtle.
>> Anonymous
Crawl around and try to eat anything that looks like a plant. Obviously. If I'm a baby turtle, then I sure as hell can't have the brain of a human being, so all I can do or think of doing is turteish things.
>> Anonymous
swim in circles/don't get trod on
>> Anonymous
try not to get eaten
>> Anonymous
Find ooze.
>> Anonymous
Use Hydro Pump.
>> Anonymous
>>219702
rofl
>> Anonymous
Demmand lettuce
>> Anonymous
become a ninja
>> Anonymous
post a picture of a tortoise on the internet.
>> Tom !!LSEqJirmFqr
Eat raspberries
>> Anonymous
walk around lookin for food
>> That Gomez
hobble toward the ocean and probably get eaten by a hungry bird in the process
>> Anonymous
Become adopted by my turtle-crazy sister.
I'd have a wonderful life.
>> Anonymous
that is picture of tortoise, not turtle.
>> Anonymous
>>219753
until she puts you into her vagina
>> Anonymous
drink water all day just in case someone picks me up.
>> Anonymous
get fired from my job, locked in my room, and eventually killed by a rotten apple that was hurled at me by my family who refuses to believe that I am, in fact, the turtle.
>> Anonymous
>>219777
Thats why its awesome.
>>219784
!
>> Anonymous
Make a made dash for the ocean. Hope my brothers and sisters get eaten instead of me.
>> Anonymous
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more important question...
>> Anonymous
>>219702

Find a japanese rat first.
>> Anonymous
>>220150


Yes, definitely.

Also, might be getting that shirt someday.
>> VKV
>>219775

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle#Turtle.2C_tortoise_or_terrapin.3F
>> Anonymous
>>219686
find a sewer located near a science facility and hope to get secret ooze dumped on me
>> Anonymous
>>220823
Winnar
>> Anonymous
>>219784
Well-read Anonymous is well-read.
>> Anonymous
>>219702
>>219726
>>220151
>>220823

I`m going to do just that

and order sum pizza
>> gizmogal !MmLOyiCYJs
>>219686
something's GOT to happen, it's a turtle!
>> Anonymous
>>221445
It's sad when someone is considered 'well read' for being familiar with what was once required reading in many high schools.
>> Anonymous
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Animated.
This thread is over.
>> Anonymous
>>221680
Times change, my friend.