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>>161323you can still run away unharmed. After you do, lock yourself in a room and call 911. Pray your cat hasn't learned to unlock doors yet. Resist the urge to look under the door to see if the cat is still there, IT IS there and waiting for you to look so it can scratch your eye out.
It's no simple matter, you pretended you were it's mother and now it's pissed. Be prepared for a long showdown. When the authorities do show up have some friends pick up your stuff and make arrangements to live somewhere else for that is no longer your house, the scorned cat will live the rest of it's days there, pray it's not an outdoor cat and decides to hunt you down.
You have been warned.
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