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Anonymous
ITT: Pet screwups.

I kept a chipmunk when I was little, and after a year I decided to get him a mate and bought a female. Little did I know that they're pretty territorial when not making, and the male bit the female to death one night.

Pic related, though not mine.
>> Anonymous
>>295784
same thing
except with dwarf hamsters
>> Anonymous
>>295793
also, I didnt separate them and they had babies
and then their babies had sex with the mum
and then more..

3 litters in less than 6 months goddam
>> Anonymous
>>295797
Gawd. I had a year of hamster babies like that. Ham 1 and 2 had babies. One of the babies (Ham 3) had babies with 2. Meanwhile, a Ham 4 and 5 (bro/sis) had babies. 4 ate all but one, and that one (6) had more babies. Then 6 went to ol' 2 and had those babies. 4 ate 2, 2's latest babies were albino, and one was missing a leg.
>> Anonymous
>>295807
Which proceeded to fuck 4, and create even more deformies.
>> Anonymous
>>295808

You should make a doujin of that, but with humans. It would be hawt.
>> Anonymous
>>295812
Ever watch that creepy X-files episode?

Incest to that extent is definitely not hawt.
>> Anonymous
>>295812
Boy's empire, Already made.
>> Anonymous
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LOL WUT R NITRATES?
>> Anonymous
eh, I've been something of an animal guru for years. About the worst mistake I can claim is being part of a family that didn't spay or neuter their pets in years past, and there were "oops" litters. But I put an end to that 20 years ago, when I got my first animal welfare job and got my first animal science degree.
>> Anonymous
>>295807
Wait so the kid ate his mother? Was she already dead or did he kill her and then eat her?
>> Anonymous
i put an oscar (didn't know it was an oscar) in a tank with googly eyed goldfish...its was like a gore movie, all the goldfish were missing eyes, fins, and lips, scales. The goldfishes were still alive, but horribly maimed.
>> Anonymous
I was like 4 or 5 and my parents bought me a hamster. We set up a little playpen thing with toys and a wheel so I could sit with the hamster and play with it. The first time I was left alone with it, it was running in the wheel and apparently I didn't think it was going fast enough so I spun the wheel for it.

The poor thing FLEW out of the wheel, hit a wall with enough force to snap its neck, then fell to the floor.

I wasn't allowed to have small pets after that.
>> Anonymous
I used to have a little betta fish. He was kind of boring, but he was mine. <3 But when it came time to change his water, I didn't have a net to catch him with, so I just picked him up with a plastic spoon.

This was not a good idea. ;_;
>> Anonymous
I bought a female Beta to go with my Male Beta.

He was dead in the morning and it took me about 2 more fish to figure out why.
>> Anonymous
>>296629

Why, what happened?
>> Anonymous
>>296825
niggers stole him and cooked him :(
>> Anonymous
We used to have a male canary. But we wanted to find a mate for him, so we bought a female one, but didn't ask what we need to do for them to mate.

In case you don't know, this is what you must do:
You need to keep them in a separate room for a few weeks without being able to see each other, so they hear each other only. Then move the female's cage in the same room as the male one and keep it there for a few more weeks, then move them next to each other for about a week or two, and only then open their doors next to each other so their cages are adjacent, if they like each other the male goes in the female's cage and they mate.

We didn't do that, we just threw the female one in his cage, so he grabbed her from the neck and instantly killed her in a cool move. I almost said "Fatality!" but my mom didn't really like it.