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Pandas Anonymous
Pandas should die. They're useless in all ways.
They don't know how to mate, they rarely ovulate, they have a shitty diet, and to top it off, when they actually manage to fuck and have a kid they end up killing it with their own weight.
Discuss.
>> Anonymous
People just care about them because they're cute.
Can't they just artificially inseminate the females?
>> Anonymous
>>137792
Zookeepers are lonely, lonely people. They need to get their jollies somehow. Who do you think puts together the panda porn for them to watch to show them how to mate?
>> Anonymous
What role do pandas have in nature? What would happen if there is a void?
>> Anonymous
>>137807

The answer to both of these questions is the same. Nothing.
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The hole attitude to animals going extinct is fucking retarded! So what if a species of animal no longer exists? different species have been dieing for millions of years... Animals going extinct due to humans is not something to cry about we are doing what other animals do we are just more successful at it

no pandas>dont care
>> Anonymous
>>137815
Is that really the answer or are you just being an ethug?

Surely they... chomp through bambooz or something... which keeps bamboo from going nuts... surely there's something?
>> Anonymous
this makes me a sad panda
>> Anonymous
>>137861

No, I'm serious. Look up information on bamboo life cycles. Every seven to ten years or so, the bamboo dies off and regrows, as a self-regulating mechanism. This happens with or without pandas. In fact, when the bamboo naturally dies off, most pandas in the area also die, either because they are too stupid to move or can't move because of human industry cutting off their routes to new bamboo forests. Also, they are too stupid/fat/lazy to find another source of food... which they could physically do, since they are built to be carnivores (yes, they are classified as carnivores). That's why they have to eat so much goddamn bamboo in the first place, because their digestive systems are not best suited to eating that shit.

Also, considering how rare this piece of shit is in the wild, I would say that their ecological impact on bamboo is pretty fucking close to nil. Even if bamboo overgrowth were actually a problem, the bamboo rat does it much more efficiently than the giant panda does. And they can fuck without watching porn.
>> Anonymous
Nothing in ntaure has a "point", things just happen to be there, this goes for any species. As for the reason people care about pandas, people pretty much care about any animal just because it's cute or interesting, or why the hell else would anyone care about an animal.
>> Anonymous
>>137974
While it's true "they just happen to be there" most animals DO have a point. A majority of the animals out there have an important place in the ecological system.
>> Anonymous
SAD PANDA
>> Anonymous
Let evolution take its course.
>> Anonymous
SO WHAT
>> Anonymous !xhioi10.DY
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Pandas serve the purpose of BEING CUTE for OUR AMUSEMENT.
That is an important ecological function.
>> Anonymous
lolo
>> Anonymous
Me likey pandas! I'm cereal guys...
>> Anonymous
pandas are chinese bears
>> Anonymous
Pandas are fun...

dead.
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