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Anonymous
Oh poor turtle-kun we barley knew you. So I went to my brothers house this fourth of July. He lives behind his wife's mom's house that also have a very well stocked very small man made lake in it. Anyway, I grapped a pole and put a worm on it and cast it out. And I shit you not not even a second before the worm hit the water a fish had already grabbed it. I almost had it up on land when it got free of the hook :( Anyway this storie is about turtle-kun. I cast it again and after a few minutes and bobber went under I reeled it in and I knew something was weird. I turned out I caught a mother fucking turtle! The hook was a pain in the ass to get out. I think it went through one of his jaw bones and I defantly wouldn't come out. After going at it for about 5 minutes I was starting to get woried about turtle-kun because he was starting the bleed pretty bad. Then the hook broke off. So I think A part of the hook is still in him. I didn't throw him back in the lake I tossed him into the near-by bayou. I would have posted a picture of the real-life turtle kun, but for some strange reason I didn't have my phone with me.
>> Anonymous
you should've made turtle jello
>> Anonymous
tl;dr