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Anonymous
My parrot is the kyootest in ze world.

Seriously, whenever its late around 2am, she tries to fly towards me and then climbs me until she can get onto the computer table and then just stands right on my hand where I'm holding my mouse while I try to play my videogames.

It means she wants to go to bed XD

she did that just 10 minutes ago.
>> Anonymous
D:
>> Anonymous
Aaawww. Quaker parrots are totally cute, if only because they're so clumsy it's almost un-parrotlike. Can't leave toilets open around these guys.
>> Anonymous
mine flies into walls...
>> Anonymous
If that were my bird, it'd be dead by now.
>> Anonymous
I hear they enjoy warming their feets in our macaronis
>> Anonymous
Cool bird. I have a grey cockatiel, and it's awesome. It occasionally goes fucking nuts in its cage for no reason whatsoever, which is hilarious. And it loves playing with hair, especially facial hair. The only bad thing about it is the mess it makes grooming itself wherever I take it... and the random shitting...
>> Anonymous
>>63387
What, you haven't potty trained him? That just involves sticking like cleaning rags under where he likes to perch, i.e. where he shits the most. Then whenever he shits where he isn't supposed to, tell him off gently. Budgies learn that way, and I don't see why tiels wouldn't too.

>>63383
Nah, those are parrotlets...
>> Anonymous
I should mention too that while training budgies to _not_ do anything is usually totally impossible (the critters have this 'tude where they do exactly the opposite of what they're told), where not to take a crap isn't one of them. I guess they can't make themselves poop on demand enough to rile people up or something...

I do wish though that ours would stop tearing up the newspaper before I'm done with it. They know they could rip up yesterday's paper just as well, but they relish in anything that gets them attention. Little whores.
>> Anonymous
>>63510
I had a blockatiel that would fly to the top of this pie safe we have in the kitchen, and then proceed to throw anything she could off of the top of it while making this annoyed squealing sound. The best part was that nobody could get the bird off of there until she was good and ready to come down. until then it was a rain of papers and small objects, and a bird that sounded genuinely pissed.
>> Anonymous
X-D
>> Anonymous
>>63593
Great. An obsessive cockatiel. I guess you get all sorts... Budgies, they just toss shit down because it's fun and gets a reaction out of people. Sometimes they'll carry stuff (like paperclips and the like) from one spot to another, just for shits and giggles presumably.