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Anonymous
Am I the only one who finds birds fucking terrifying?
>> Anonymous
Like chocobos
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In Soviet Russia, Chocobo rides you!
>> Anonymous
>>89375
Go forth thy cat and learn!
>> Anonymous
OP pic will forever give me nightmares.

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>> Anonymous
>>89373
Reminds me about a funny thing from my childhood; we had this huge rottie back then and she would be afraid of nothong, except one thing; feathers. I have no idea why, be she was terrified of them! I could chase her with a feather in my hand. I wonder why the hell she was like that.
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>>89373
No.

Also, once you realize those things are fucking dinosaurs, you'll understand there's a good reason for it, too.
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>>89373
>>89450
You have something in common with the author of this comic
xkcd.com
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Heavens no. Birds are amazing creatures, and I love our pet budgie.
>> Hyper Cutter !XQ6W0CNp/o
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>> Anonymous
>>89373
Cock goes where?
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>>89586
I'm alright with eagles like that. I guess it's the eyes that freak me out from most birds. Parakeets aren't so bad since their eyes are small.

But Jesus fucking Christ, the eyes of the King Vulture makes me shit bricks.
>> Anonymous
Birds are creepy.

SQWAK!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>89425
Some dogs are wimps. My dog is afraid of kittens. Adult cats he's cool with, but kittens scare him. Also, men wearing hats. Once they take the hat off, he loves them.

A friend's dog is afraid of jars. Like, a jar of jelly, if you hold it out he runs and hides, and wets himself if you walk twoards him holding one. Not holding it above your head like you are going to bash him with it, but just holding it like you'd hold a coke can.

>>89671
You are fucking messed up man. Yes, I get the meme, but..that is the single most disturbing usage of it I have ever seen.
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Who's talking trash about us?
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I am.
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Oh shi-
>> Anonymous
im afraid of cubed cheese
lol
>> Anonymous
Being scared of birds? What, the OP a Hitchcock fan or something?

Birds of prey, yeah, I can understand that. There's hell of scratching they can do with those talons; thankfully they don't go after humans.

>>89586
PIXPLZ.
>> Anonymous
I'm alright at a certain distance, but being close up to them can be freaky.
>> Anonymous
Aw, I love birds. OPs pic looks like my cockatiel when he was a baby. :D
>> Moonbarker Osbourne
>>89373

That's what happens when you watch too much Alfred Hitchcock (The Birds)
>> Anonymous
>>89788
I'm not the OP, but have you ever been harassed by a goose, a swan or a turkey? If not, you don't knoe what you're talking about.
>> Anonymous
This is now a "birds charging" thread.

I was attacked by a rooster when I was 3, lol. I wasn’t even taunting him :< Also, got attacked by a turkey around 9 or 10. But I just ran and climbed a tree. My cousin though couldn’t climb too so he just circled the tree with the damn turkey chasing him. Bwuahhahahaha, good times.

Also, last year I saw a crow, almost adult but didn't have all feathers developed and couldn't fly. It was just sitting on the ground, crying (well, making annoying noises). For some idiotic reason I thought it would be cool to approach it and try to pick it up but little did I know the parents were close by. They started dashing from branch to branch making loud noises and flying close over my head. I got stubborn and didn't leave despite them becoming more and more aggressive (they were hitting the branches with their beaks and tearing of little twigs and leaves). Eventually I decided to leave and they followed me for a short while, hovering over my head. Lol, yeah I was stupid.
Note to self: don't piss off crows.
>> Anonymous
I was chased by a goose on my grandparent's farm when I was about 3 years old. Long story short, I broke my nose. Yaaaaay.
>> Anonymous
I imprinted on a turkey chick by playing with it a lot one time when I was little. I did not realize that this would end up with a giant scary bird bird following me around all the time, If I walked, the turkey would follow at a walking pace, but if I ran, it would chase after me.
>> Anonymous
>>89914

Imprinting... really... *goes off to find a bear cub to raise*
>> Anonymous
I have a couple potted bushes in front of my garage and last year some very angry birds decided to nest in them. Being divebombed by them while taking the trash out became an everyday occurance. I'm sure my cat enjoyed watching me fend off the tiny pissed off birds. I never looked up what species they were, so bleh.
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Check this duck out. It has no beak and looks like an red old man.
>> Anonymous
The scariest thing about birds is that they're blatantly the future leaders of Earth. When mammals finally go extinct / get shit, Corvids will move into the ecological niche once occupied by apes, and become really big and intelligent.
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>>89925
fuck ...i though octopi were the ones taking over
>> Anonymous
>>89924
D: Poor duckie.
>> Anonymous
My grandpaw opened up maybe an acre of land and made it into a tiny little farm. He raises goats, chickens, ducks and geese. The best thing tho is that the geese roll around the farm like a fucking gang. They partol the area in a perfect square (there are four of them) and punk out all of the other animals. Its kinda funny because if you arent around my grandpaw they start going nuts ghasing you and squaking. They make a really good alarm
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We all ride birds in fantasy landdd!
>> Anonymous
Birds are fucking hideous, especially baby birds with no feathers to cover their fucking ugly bodies and faces. Their eyes are cold and alien and all large bird species have no reservations in attacking humans for no good reason. Birds are shits.
>> H
>>90290
Sounds like you had a traumatic childhood experience. Were your parents murdered by birds?
>> Anonymous
No, I just realised one day that they were walking atrocities
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Foul hideous creature!
>> Anonymous
I honestly hate birds. My younger brother, on the other hand, loves them. So we have a pet cockateil who'll flirt with you until you pay attention to him, then he'll hide. I guess that's kinda cute, but his incessant screeching hurts my eardrums. I'd prefer to hear the yowling of cats outside my window at 2 a.m. to that noise.
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>>90293

Their glory days ARE kinda behind them...
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If OP thinks parrots are scary they obviously haven't seen finch babies http://www.efinch.com/gape.htm
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>>90496
Oh, they'll be back before you know it...
>> Anonymous
>>89924

LOL Blur tool and copy/paste in photo shop must be your friend right?
>> Anonymous
I have a small fear of a bird flying into my eye with its beak. I have looked it up and I cant find this ever happening and being recorded.

But it kinda freaks me out!