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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
i remember i had this cat that kept bringing these dead birds and frogs to my doorstep.
>> Anonymous
>>142988

It was bringing you presents, it loved you.
>> Anonymous
>>143038
It was bringing you presents, it loved you. And also, it thought you were too stupid and slow to catch your own (and it was right).

Fix'd.
>> Anonymous
It's more than just bringing presents and love. In nature, the dominant cat gets first dibs on the kill. Cats view their human owners as the dominant cat of their group, so it's offering you first dibs. If you refuse it, then the cat is satisfied to go ahead and eat it.
>> Anonymous
lol
>> Anonymous
>>143173

That reminds me of a time when Anon was having problems with a kitty that refused to bury its litter, and the answer given was that "the cat believes you're it's bitch. seriously."