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She's dead. ;_;

her name was Ann, she was 3 years old. She tore a hole in my window and flew out, and then got hit by a car.

My mom and bro saw her outside in the morning trying to get back in but didnt bother to wake me up because he was late for school. I didnt find out about this till 3pm, and then the neighbors told me they saw my bird on Main. St getting smashed on by dozens of oncoming cars.

BAWW. ;_;
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>> Anonymous
I'm sorry, that really sucks...
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My deepest sympathies... );
>> Anonymous
You should beat up your brother.
>> Anonymous
Hopefully you ate her remains.
Only reason to own birds is to fatten them up and then eat them, right?
>> Anonymous
>>169547

Seconded.
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
Fuck your brother. Thirding>>169547


That said, though, how, exactly, did she tear a hole through your window? Not to be unsympathetic, but with a parrot, that's the kind of thing you should have taken into account beforehand :(
>> Anonymous
>>169548

Quakers are little hellions. They're also illegal in some states since they don't go away.

A shipment broke open at an airport near a golf course, they've stayed there for years now. Their "condo" nests get knocked down once in a while by the fire department but they rebuild the next day.

What do you expect though, nothing from South America ever leaves once they're here.
>> Anonymous
Any bird that is dumb enough to get hit by a car deserves to die, enjoy driving past a green/red smear on the road
>> Anonymous
Any animal that thinks its nighttime when you put a blanket over its cage I don't see why you don't just kill it out of sheer principle.
To quote Dane Cook, it'd have to be that awful squawking that'd drive me insane enough to make me punch a newborn.
>> Anonymous
I had a Quaker named Bullet (cause it flew around my house at insane speeds). He would pace on the couch behind me and look intimidating if anyone else came by. Sorry for your loss.
>> Anonymous
>>170055

I put a double metal netting over the window because of this and then stapled and nailed all the sides, they ripped the netting from one of the staples and nails and then made a hole, but they couldnt get back in because it was so small and at the top of the window.
>> Anonymous
>>170166
Dane Cook is a faggot. Your entire post is invalid.
>> Anonymous
>>170308
You are a faggot. Your entire existence is invalidated.
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
>>170302
Ah, I see. Shit, I guess there was nothing you could do, then. God damn, if only your relatives had just let the bird in. Fuck them, indeed ;_;
>> Anonymous
It was a bird. Get over it.

How can you not check that shit often? If your going to have a bird that you know can tear things apart, you're going to have to make sure the window mesh is secure at least every other day. It takes less than 30 seconds.
>> Anonymous
What the hell kind of stupid bird gets hit by a car? They can FLY for cripes sake!
>> Anonymous
>>170348
>>170350
Same fag
>> Anonymous
The bird wanted sweet, sweet freedom.
Once it had attained it, it proved that it did not deserve it.
This story is neat, tidy and concluded.
>> Anonymous
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What's the breed of the smaller parrot? Is it just a younger Quaker?