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Anonymous
ITT: Names we've given to our /an/imals and What we actually call them by.

Smokey is usually Spooky, Pookie or PooMouse (cat)

Naomi Chomskers is Keisa or Sparky (cat)

in b4 giving my kittehs complexes.
>> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI
You're going to give your kitten a complex.
>> Anonymous
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Alessa the name of my pretty cat but I call her:
Petunia, fofa, gorda, peluda..etc etc
>> Anonymous
cats don't care what you call them. they don't listen to puny humans anyway
>> Anonymous
>>305096
Brazilian detected.
>> Crazy Cat Lady
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peppermint patty: patty cake, fatty, fat ass, fatty cake, baby girl.
Yacko: tanto, dumb shit, dumb ass, dip shit, stupid ass, YOUR cat(he's patty cake's runt that has adopted my hubby).
Perseus: buddy, kitten.
>> Anonymous
I have some rats, Elliot, Darcy and Ariel but I just refer to them all as nutters...because they are hyper.
>> sorry about the hi-res... Anonymous
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This is Cat. We gave her this name because out of all the names we gave her when she was young, 'Cat' was the only one she reacted to. We also call her 'Satan Cat', for she hates most human contact and only purred about 3 times in all of her 14 years of life.

tl;dr - Cat a.k.a. Satan Cat
>> Anonymous
rats:
ebony: eb, ebby and little moo
hunter: huntey (by my boyfriend) and miss moo
dogs:
blackie: black, jesus christ (lol), little shit
madeline: maddie, moo, princess abooboo, retard

:D
>> Anonymous
I call my guy-cat "Kitty boy" and my girl-cat "Kitty girl"

:3
>> UnderageButArmed !!jvCuWJ8NrnK
/an/ - Fat faggots with multiple cats as they don't have any companions of the human variety
>> Anonymous
I'll call both of my cats 'kitty', but one specifically probably thinks her name is 'shut up', because that's what we usually say to her.
>> Anonymous
My gecko is supposed to be called Vince, but seeing as it's not really the sort of animal you interact with by talking to it, the name never stuck. I just call him gecko when I refer to him.
>> Anonymous
>>305145
I call my guy cat "the little gentleman" and my girl cat "the little lady"
>> Anonymous
>>305146
>UnderageButArmed
You are underage and have butt arms!
>> Anonymous
I named my parakeet Chives
but I dont even bother to call it by its name
>> Anonymous
animal: Cat
name: Mickey
Dads nickname for her: Lazy Fucking Bastard Cat
>> Anonymous
Cat: Boba Fett actually called Fett Man
Rabbit: Commander Bun Bun actually called Baby wittle sweetums
>> Anonymous
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Cat: Athena, Bean Beena, b, Teen, Teena, t. she comes to Teena though!
Dog: Dixie, Dix, Dixie Dawg, BooBoo, BooBoo Gewl(girl said funny)
Bird: Seamus, we call him Shameless though becouse he hups one of his hanging toys in front of EVERYONE!!!
Ferret 1:Dunkin, Do, Dookie
Ferret 2: Brewster, Brew,Boo, Bitch
Ferret3 Gulliver, Gulli, Moosie Boy
i am that retarded pet mom that has all the cutsie nick names for her babys... ew i KNOW but i cant help it!!!
>> Anonymous
Animal: Dog
Name: Skip
What we call him: Kipp, Kipperdee, skipper, kip-kip

Animal: Dog
Name: Sam
What we call him: Tam-tam, Sammers

Animal: Cat
Name: tiger
What we call him: Chubbcat, fatty.
>> Anonymous
Dog: Benji called Stinky ('cause he has horrible breath from licking his crotch all day)
Hamster: David called little thing
Cat: Coraline called stupid cat, insane cat, etc
>> Anonymous
>>305153
That is absolutely adorable.
>> Anonymous
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Look at the cute little doggy thing. Look at your little chunky face, you have little sweet meats in you, don't you? Little sweet meats inside you and if I hug you they are going to come out. Little sweet sweet sweets. Little sweet face, give me smoochie smoo's.
>> Anonymous
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We had a collie named Bumper, because living with him was like living with a bumper car. He would slam his entire body weight into trying to get you to pet him, and literally knocked some of us over from time to time.

But I used to call him Rat-Boy, because with his large collie nose, he looked kind of like an oversized rat, and I knew he wouldn't be offended if I called him that.

Pic is not him, but similar.
>> Anonymous
Boo the ferret is always known as Boo-bug, bug-bear, Boo-bear, squishy-baby, Mr. Stinky, little prince, or Mr. Poo-weasel. Davidson is always D, D-weasel, D-gray-man, or Mr. D.

Yeah, they're all dumb.
>> Anonymous
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On the top is Crash, but we call him Monkey because he's always climbing around, or sometimes Squeaky for obvious reasons

On the bottom is Jojo, who is also called yo-yo and sometimes Sasquatch because he has huge feet(well, for a cockatiel) and is a force of destruction.
>> That Gomez
My cat's name is Shiloh, but I call him "baby boy" most of the time. He never responds

I also have a goldfish properly titled: Poseidon, Lord of the Deep. He's mostly just called Poe.
>> Anonymous
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Animal: Cat
Name: Frankie
Aliases: Monster, Kitty, Senior Meow Meow, Monkey, Baby and Jerk-face (this one is usually reserved for bath time). That's all I can think of right now.
>> Anonymous
I have a female veiled chameleon named Cici. She's usually called or referred to as "The little Cunt."
>> Anonymous
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Chodan - Silly-Willy-Puppy-Dog, Chicken Dog, Wussy Dog, Fluffy, Fluff Ball, etc. He actually responds to most of them.
>> dr. dick
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Freya, a.k.a Poopoo.
>> dr. dick
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And Cayuga, a.k.a Boogie.
>> Anonymous
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Name: Zeek
Species: Cat
Also addressed as: Zeeky-boy, Zeeky-man, Boy-o, Pooface, Poobum, Little Man, Stinkface, Stinkman, Smelly, Bumface, Monster Man, Beb

Name: Gary
Species: Cat
Also addressed as: Gawy, Girly, Stinker, Goblin, Baby, Gary-baby, Beb
>> Anonymous
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And...

Name: Lacey
Species: Cat
Also addressed as: Kitten, Baby, Noisy, Stinker, Little Girl, Lacey-baby, Monster, Beb
>> Anonymous
maybe it's more true for cats than dogs, but it seems that our pets respond to the inflection in our voices moreso than the sound of their actual name.

I was talking with someone the other day about this same idea, i.e. Spot gets excited when he is about to receive a treat, wagging his tail and going all bonkers, but if he were "in the wild" and found a biscuit on the ground he probably wouldn't react in the same manner.. hehe.
>> Anonymous
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>>305270
Oh... And I also refer to Gary by Fatty, Guts, Fatty Boombah, etc lol
>> Anonymous
My dog's name is Nika, but I usually just call her Puppy.
It sometimes becomes distorted into Poopy.
>> Anonymous
Cats
Name: Link/Linkoln
Nicknames: Linky, Linky-Stinky, fluffy butt/bum, fluffy, Linkin log, Linkus, mows, but he only comes when I call him Link and Linkoln is when he's in trouble so he runs away.
Name: Pixxie
Nicknames: Fatty, Fat-Fat, Pixels
and my horses name is Tia but I usually just shorten it to T or Tease
>> Anonymous
>ITT: Names we've given to our /an/imals and What we actually call them by.

Smokey is usually Spooky, Pookie or PooMouse (cat)

Naomi Chomskers is Keisa or Sparky (cat)

in b4 giving my kittehs complexes.
>> Anonymous
Otis, who is addressed as 'Pug'.

Milo, also known as the Orange Rumbler or Milosevic.
>> Anonymous
My cat ''Mr.Runt''

Runt, DoopDoop, Rambo, mimoo

Lawl, Dont ask...
>> Anonymous
Vashti-Vash, Little Girl Dog
Crystal-Cris
Bellatrix-Bella Smella
Nisshoku-Itty Bitty Monster Kitty
Louie-Louie Schnooz, Dinky Doo
>> Anonymous
My cat Charlie is called Pooper Choopers by my mom.
>> Anonymous
Fluffy's the only one who isn't dead, but whatever:
Maggot: Miggie, pussy, pussy pussy pussy, pussy cat, kitty, kitty cat, baby kitty, little/baby girl. I don't think I ever once actually called her Maggot or Maggie when teasing her directly
Fluffy: Fliffy, woof-woof, puppy dog, poopy dog, baby puppy, little/baby girl
Sophie: Siffy, fatty, all of the other dog ones except woof-woof for some reason
All of these sometimes preceded by "little"
>> Anonymous
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2 cats, 1 lizard.
Cat pictured:
Name: Obi Wan Kenobi (reason: I found her in a box that said 'Obi to good home' on it. While I'm not a Star Wars fan, some of my friends are SW nerds and so Obi Wan Kenobi stuck in my mind and that's what I named her)

What I call her: Kenobi, Kenob, Kenobo, Petite Foo and 'Patsu' which is a weird nickname I've always called any of my pets when I can't remember which one it is.

Cat #2
Name: Tamara
What I call her: Tama, Dumbass, Stupid, MeowMeow and Patsu.

Lizard:
Name: Lisa
What I call her: Grumps.
>> Anonymous
I have a pet cockatiel that I just call "The parrot" or "parrot".
>> Anonymous
My cat's name is Tyger but we usually use variations on kiddle-biddle (so like kiddle, or biddle or mr. kiddle/biddle, or just kiddle-biddle, etc). My dad calls him buddy or cat.

Our dog has more nicknames. His 'proper' name is Rufus but he also gets reffered to as Rufie, Rufulles, dog, doggle, poogle, poo, poop, bubbles, or buddy.
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
Two cats.

Peach: Peach, Fatty, Fatass, Peachzilla, Dammit Peach, or PeachPeachPeach.

Scotch: Usually Scotch-Kitty, Baby Kitty, Scotch Meow Kitty, or Scotch said in a whiny high pitched voice, as this makes her meow back at you no matter how many times you do it.
>> Anonymous
1 Dog, 1 Rat

Dog: Igor, Igusch, Igri, Gregor
Rat: Zyklon (name) B (lastname), Just B (But "b" like in german, "beh" more like that), sometimes BSE (like the sickness)
>> Anonymous
Bootsie is my cat's name i call him the following:
Baby, Baby boots, Booktsie-kins, puddy tat, kitty, bootsie woo, and kitty kitty
>> Nyarly
My maine coone Samuel is Sammy, Sam-Sam, Blondey Bear, Good Boy Laddie, Falkor
>> Anonymous
my kittir was called merlin but we all called him moo. or moopie. hes no longer with us sadly, but he was a cool cat
>> Anonymous
Real name: Spaghetti
I call her: Cat, lil shit, retard.
>> Anonymous
my gf's elderly siamese is called jada, but she doesn't answer to it
she only realises we are talking to her when we call her kitty
>> Anonymous
fishbreath
>> Anonymous
We have a cat named Mr. Fiddles but my boyfriend's mother kept calling him Meow-Meow so that's the only thing he responds to.
>> Anonymous
real name paw
response to dog, and you
>> Anonymous
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cat:
tyger - tiggy butt, mushka

goldfish:
jerry - jerries berries, jehr behr

betta fish:
corey - corey worey, worey
>> Anonymous
Dog (Great Dane): Lelah
AKA: Lee, Fleelah/Fleelee, Leebutt, Leur, Leebs, Dog, Dogbutt, Reerah, Muttbutt.

Chinchilla: Yuma
AKA: Rat/Rat Boy, Fatso, Stud.
>> Anonymous
>>305094
Lucifer is "Lucy"

Ricky is "Poopin"
>> Anonymous
Zoey: Zoey Cat, Baby Zoey
>> Anonymous
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His real name is Timber, but we all call him pissface
>> Anonymous
my dwarf hamster's name is peaches, but I call her mamas, i also have a syrian hamster named waffles, but I call her mamas as well.
>> Anonymous
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nook
nookem schnookems
nooky
nookers
>> Anonymous
grandpa
>> Anonymous
I named my ferret Zeeke, but I call him poop monster. Or Sticky Rat. He comes to me when I say any of the three so it doesn't really matter.
>> Anonymous
Magic aka Das Kat
>> Tired Anon !EHsj4EGwIQ
My cats
1. Muso: I call him MacFaggot and bastard, and he comes to both.
2. Alphonse: Full name, Alphonse Fubar McBiscuits. I just call him FUBAR.

Dog: Sheeba, and I call her Niggertits.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Sasha (poohead) L. Bruce (wigglebutt) R.
>> Anonymous
i refer to my basset (Brisco) as Buddy most of the time, and my lab-mix (Misty) as Puppy. then again they jsut wander up to me if i say anything at all.
>> Crazy Cat Lady
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>>305110
tanto is also known as Hitler Cat
>> Mouse !r9w.Zv6o7o
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This is Kevin. I usually just call him Cat.

Sometimes Kev, babe, or meowhead. He's also Chicken because even at his ripe old age, he's afraid of a lot of shit.
>> Anonymous
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Animal: Dog
Name: September
What I actually call/called them: Shmoo or Shmoobot

Animal: Cat
Name: Sam
What I actually call/called them: Tommy or Timbabo

Animal: Cat
Name: Merril
What I actually call/called them: Mrrl, Murloc, and Merlin

Animal: Dog
Name: Quinn
What I actually call/called them: Quinners, Quinnerkins or Pooper

I also have 6 pet rats that I named. But the names never stuck. I call them all Rattle. Except my special favorite, her name's Bunners :]


Pic related, it's my little Quinners.
>> Anonymous
My cat is called Gem.
I called her Worsel because...
Worsel Gummage
Replace Gummage with Gemmage
Worsel Gemmage
Hence--Worsel
>> Anonymous
Cat.
Name: William
Nicknames: Willy, Bill, Billy, Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins, Fatty, Fatso, Fat Stuff
>> Anonymous
All my cats have had names, but they all get called Kitty regardless.
>> Anonymous
>>306133
they're BOTH hitler cats!
>> Sir Anon !l5Ju6Ly8I2
Animal: Cat
Name: Bandit
What I called it: Kitty

Animal : Cat
Name: Elizabeth
What I call it: Kitty
>> Anonymous
Dog: Real Name- Chelsey; What i call her- Dumbfuck, Brew(she does that cock-the-head-dur-hurp face alot), Telsey, shithead

Cat1 Real Name- Swizzle What i call him- Swiz, The Funk, Funky Swizzle

Cat 2 Real Name- NukuNuku What i call her- tiny, chibi, loudmouth, ittybittykittycat(she's tiny, even at 3 years old)
>> Anonymous
CAT
name: Harry
what i called it: Harry or The Cat

CAT
name: Henry
what i called it: Henry or The Cat

Cat
name: Shady
what i call it: Shady or Neko-san or basement cat or kitty or The Cat
>> sage
My cat's named Nia but everybody calls her everything else but her name. I guess they sort of gave up on calling her by her name since she doesn't really react to it. :P
>> Anonymous
Real name: Daisy
What I call her: Shovelface
Animal: cat

Real name: Sebastion
nickname: the hell bird, the bitch downstairs
animal: B&G macaw
>> Hilarious reviews. Anonymous
My dog that died was named Cory.

Cordog, corypuppydog,
>> Anonymous
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Name: Lilli

What everbody calls her: Dödö, Döte
>> Anonymous
My cat's names, Simba, and Arnold, Whiskers.

Dog's names, Max, and Jack-O.
>> Anonymous
Good lawd this thread was made for my mom.

Cats-
Muffin: Muffy, Muffinina, Neeners, Nee-Nee
Mae: MAW MAW
>> Anonymous
i had a cat named tiger that everyone called tigger but it didn't really matter seeing as he was deaf.
>> Anonymous
August

Auggie, Auggoo, Hoggie, Hog-gust, Wuppy
>> Anonymous
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Her name is Phoebe.

We call her Turkleton.
>> Anonymous
Name: Midnight We call'em: Fat Bastard Cat, Chocolate Frog, Daddy Cat, Fat Daddy.

He's a 27 lb tom cat, btw.;
>> Anonymous
Clarice is "you fucking stupid cat" or "shitty kitty"
>> Anonymous
Murdercat
>> Anonymous
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My kitty (pic) is named sen, I usually call her sen..or stupid cat, or sennykins or senifer
>> Anonymous
Oliver: (his tail had a name...it was Elvis)
Titus: Tai-Tai, "My Little Puglet"
Boguard: Boagie Hoagie, Boo-Boo Bear
Lulu: Chunky Monkey
Meatloaf: Meaty Beefy
Rufus: Roofy Doofy Doo, Bunny Bunny Bunny (yes, 3 times)
Leeroy Jenkins: Jenky
>> Anonymous
Please tell me Leroy Jenkins is a fish or something. Calling for a dog with that name is too lulzy.

LEEEROOOOOY!!
>> Anonymous
>>306788
I wanted a dog to be named that, but we couldn't get another dog so..

it's a cat.


A female cat.
>> Anonymous
I named my cat Killer because it was a wild cat that I found.
>> Anonymous
Maggie, usually called maggles or the fat one(cat)
The Reign of Terror, usually called Reign or Reigners. sometimes the little one(cat)
Magnum, usually called Maggynum(cat)
Stryker, usually called fuckstick(cat)
Runway, usually called little man(cat)
>> Anonymous
Cats...

C.B. (stands for CryBaby, used to whine all the time as a kitten, a lot more than usual).

Nala (named after the Lion King character, but that was from another owner, our family wasn't retarded like that)

Pochi (kinda slang for dogs in Japan really fits small/midsize dogs though)

Betha (We call her booboo though or Betta, lil betta betta)

We have had various rats over the years.

Named one Data I think. Another Leviticus, was kinda cool name for the rat. I dunno. We had a cat named Stryper, named after the horrible band, because he had a big stripe on him.
>> Anonymous
What I named him: Something pretentious and weeaboo when I was twelve. I don't even know what it is anymore.
What we call him: Squiggy
>> Crazy Cat Lady
>>306806
yacko (now tanto) used to be called CBF (cry baby fucker) is your cat by chance also part siamese?
>> Anonymous
cats
meemoe: moe, meems
boo: fuck you! get the hell out! you douche bag!

dog
rocko: rock, rocky, rooooooooocko
>> Anonymous
My sister's dog:
Real Name: Baby
Name that she calls him: Bubba
>> Anonymous
Two cats.
One I named Chamberlain because she is uncommonly vocal and has a distinctive whimper. Named after that one Skexi in the Dark Crystal ("I hate your whimper!"). I call her Cha for short (sounds like Che, with a long A).
I named the other cat Art. I just call him Art.
The other cat's name
>> Anonymous
My cats original name was going to be Betsy, named after my grandmother. Then my parents started to call her Missacat and the name stuck. There are so many I don't know if I can list them all.

Mimi, Misscat, Missacat, Keke, Moose, Moushka, Touse, Mahtou, and tons more.
>> Anonymous
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This is Emily. I call her Cat.

She responds to pretty much anything. She seems to know when you're talking to her. Doesn't mean she CARES, but she knows.
>> Anonymous
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He is Lolcat (sorry, i'm just that lazy with names)

He is called kitty, mah boi and "ungrateful bitch", every time I arrive to the house and he bites me.
>> Anonymous
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Cat1: Miss Kitty
(AKA: MEOW MEOW or Meow-Cat or Fat-Cat)

Cat2: Slinky (pictured)
(AKA: LOVE or slink or Slinker or Loves-with-teeth)
>> Anonymous
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this is Sushi, though we usually call him dumbass.
>> Anonymous
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from the left: Bacon, Sausage, Hobo. no nicknames there.
>> Anonymous
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Striped cat: Maneki aka mana, baby (RIP March 08)
other cat: Callie aka fluff, puff, fluffle, fluff'n'stuff, stupid
>> Kaptain LokI
We had a chihuahua that on her akc papers we put "Chupacabra", but we called her "Baby" a lot because she was so small. We also called her "Puke-rat The Unclean" for a while. Lulz were had where people heard us call her "Puke-rat" and they were all like wtf?
>> Anonymous
>>305146
Go back to /b/ and enjoy your 2D porn, for you will never have companions of the human female variety.
>> Crazy Cat Lady
>>306589
it's the SAME cat
>> Anonymous
>>305261
My cat looks like this one. His name's Quincy (given to him by the SPCA) but his nicknames include:

Quince
Darth Quincy
Dark Lord of the Quince
Sir Quincalot
Quincafuzzalottapus (don't ask)
>> Anonymous
I have a springer spaniel named Jerry. I usually call him Jerry puppy-doo, or just Puppy-doo. Sometimes "Bay-bee" in a high pitched and annoying voice.
>> Anonymous
My cat is called Giblet. I usually call her Dickhead.
>> Anonymous
OMGKITTYMEWMEW is just mewmew
Koneko is koñubi
Snake is snaky

They're all cats so they don't really care.
>> Anonymous
Cat 1: Frart, Zwartje, Kreng
Cat 2: Rood, "the stupid one"
Cat 3: Gitzmo, Gitz, Giztz, Gizz, list goes on for a while, he doesn't listen to anything though.
>> Anonymous
My old dog was named Jake, but my mom always just said "come here, buddy" So when she got a new dog, she just went ahead and named him buddy.
>> Anonymous
My cat's called Puss (original, I know but we found her in our garden and went all "heeeeeere, pusspusspusspusspuss" and then she wouldn't listen to anything else) but I just call her cat.
>> Anonymous
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Storm is called Stormer, fat cat, jiggles, fatty, chunky, and chunkenstien

Simba (shown) is called Simbi, simber, skinny cat, smeagol, and nudgy
>> Animal names freude
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My cat I call 'Ground Based Shedding Unit'
Often I just call him 'Happiness' because he's always in a good mood.
My neighbors has two cats with extra toes.
I call one 'Dualley' and the other I call a 'Quad Six'
A Gopher snake that stayed over the winter with me I called 'Ground Based Flicky Tongue Unit'
I knew three brush eating goats I called 'Briggs', 'Straton', and 'McCulla'
Animals I don't know by name I will call by thier personal likes.
Horses named 'Scratch Me Snoot', 'Scratch Me Ears' and 'Scratch Me Butt Again'
Cats named 'Belly Rub' and 'Chin Job'
Puppies I call 'Anybodies Friend'
>> Anonymous
Phoebe. We call her Feebz. Buffy. We call her Buff.

Pretty simple, really.
>> Anonymous
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Sweet pea is what they named her at the shelter. To me she was my little moo-moo poot, and my delicious moomeats. She was also a murder machine.

I adopted her knowing she had FeLV and it sucks that she only lived for another couple of months. It also sucks even more that she passed away while I was out of state for my job ._.