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Brown Recluse Anonymous
This just fell from my kitchen ceiling. Comments?

Yes, That's the infamous brown recluse that's currently scratching up a cup next to me.
>> Anonymous
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Photo 2
>> Anonymous
A quarter dropped from your ceiling? Fucking lucky
>> Anonymous
And a lighter, phone, and box of macaroni & cheese!
...Just in time to act as a size comparison for a huge brown recluse! How lucky!
>> Anonymous
Stop taking pictures and kill the damn thing.
>> Anonymous
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>> Anonymous
>>262515

agreed.
>> Anonymous
>>262516
this
>> Anonymous
>>262519
that
>> Anonymous
SQUISH IT AND TAKE PICTURES OF ITS INSIDES FUCK
>> Anonymous
>>262520

yar
>> Anonymous
now i know what that bugger was! fucker moves fast

mine was way larger though... and im in taiwan
>> Anonymous
>>262535

Sounds like a wolf spider.
Ya, general term, but sounds like one. Yep. Professional here.
>> Anonymous
Kill that fucking thing NOW.
>> Anonymous
>>262538
naw, mine wasnt hairy. and the body looked exactly like that ones.
i saw it twice, once 10 month ago when it was the size of the OPs and then 2 weeks ago when it was more than twice as big.
i let it live because i thought hunts cockroaches. its fast enough
>> Anonymous
How are you so certain it's a brown recluse?
>> Anonymous
>>262547
it looks exactly like it?!
>> Anonymous
>>262547
Because he's right
>> Anonymous
>>262508
Oh wow, that's huge.

No, not the spider, the warning sticker on that lighter. I've heard about these things, but never seen them myself. Europistani i am.
>> Anonymous
let it bite you and then take a series of pictures of you writhing in agony
>> Anonymous
could also be a Hobo spider.. very similar
>> Anonymous
We had a few in our house a while back. I was like "Holy SHIT!" cause I smashed the mom but later found babies. Shiiiiiit.
>> Anonymous
>>262547
Has the little violin shape on its thorax.

Keel it. Keel it now and burn it. You have the tools.
>> Anonymous
Holy titty fuck
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I had a wolf spider this morning
>> Anonymous
eat it
>> Anonymous
Wish my ceiling rained quarters =[
>> Anonymous
Even if you did kill it, are there bound to be more in and around your house?
>> Anonymous
Why do spiders exist :<
>> Anonymous
daddy long legs dominate my place.

I'd rather have them around than black widows n shit