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Anonymous
Lobster volleyball:

Two scubadivers locate a relatively small lobster (body no larger than a fist) and catch it.

One diver taps the creature, causing it to jet backwards toward the other diver, who in turn sends it back the same way.

First one to drop it forfeits his right to eat it.
>> Anonymous
I hope the lobster snips your oxygen tube.
>> Anonymous
>>279875
Lobsters are total dicks. I wouldn't put it past them.
>> Anonymous
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Lobsters eh? Fuckers don't pay their tabs either, assholes.
>> Anonymous
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gambling on lobster knife fights is more fun. unless they decided to turn on you.
>> Anonymous
>>279873
oh fuck. HUNGRY