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Anonymous
I went to a zoo in south jersey when i was a teenager and they had this giant lake filled with geese and ducks you could feed.
me, my mother's friend and my little sister decided to feed them. as soon as they saw the bread, they slowly started walking up to me and gradually picking up speed while i walked backwards until they started running at me. i zipped past my mother's friend and sister and dove for the fucking car and left them to the mighty wings of the water fowl.
they somehow made it into the car and the geese were EVERYWHERE. all around the car and on it. we had to sit there for 20 mins until one of the staff came by and lured them because we couldn't even drive without killing one.
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