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Biggest prey your cat has taken Anonymous
There's this cat that was born and lives in our backyard. His mother was a feral who we used to feed. One day up she comes walking with 5 youngins. One disappeared, the other four we caught and had fixed. We adopted two out and kept the other two. I guess they were a little wild still because despite being fixed both of them sprayed in the house so they went outside.

One of them stopped coming around after a while. The other one, Obe, still hangs out to this day. He's probably about 8-9 now. He doesn't usually hunt (we keep him pretty well fed) but in the fall when it starts to get cold and he is trying to fatten up he will.

Biggest thing he ever took was an adult cottontail rabbit. He also is pretty good at catching gray squirrels. Never seen him get any birds but he does get mice every now and then.
>> Anonymous
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My cats are indoors-only, but we had a mouse infestation recently. The one who was declawed (already adopted that way, stfu) got a mouse nearly the size of my forearm. And no, they weren't rats. They were really just mice that fucking huge.
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My huge, black cat once caught one of these, and it lay for weeks in our backyard before we finally shoveled it away. It was as big as the cat.
>> Gen
My old in-door cat, while never having hunted before in her life, once managed to catch a bat out of mid-air when it got inside. Still don't know how the damn thing got in, but my cat did this epic leap, nabbed it's wing in her mouth, and dragged it down to the ground and kill it.

I haven't seen any animal match the feat since.
>> Anonymous
>>82394
That is one of the amazing thing about cats. They have to anticipate, jump several times their height into the air, manipulate themselves for a safe landing, and while all that is going on focus on snagging the bird/bat.
>> Anonymous
my cat caught a grouse once about the size of the bird in 82393's picture, was an amazing fight... the thing got off the ground once cat jumped up after it and slam dunked it back to the ground at about 8 ft off the ground. Took him a week to eat it.
>> Anonymous
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my family has 3 indoor cats. we once had some mice living in our basement, and none of our cats did anything. apparently they're too fat and lazy to kill anything bigger than a fly.
i sure am proud.
>> Anonymous
once a mouse got into our house. Our younger cat had no idea what to do with it but bat it around. The older cat ripped it apart and got blood all over the floor. it was pretty cool.
>> Anonymous
I live in Scandinavia and adder's are the only kind of snake we have that's poisonous. I was once helping my uncle with his horses when I noticed the heugest adder I've ever seen just half a meter away from me, staring and hissing at my foot. Then this cat came to my rescue and all hell broke loose. The fight was epic, and eventually the cat bit the head of the snake. Apperently this cat killed snakes all the time, but this snake was really huge. I didn't even know adders could grow to that size.
>> Anonymous
>>82522

holy shit, did the cat survive?
>> Anonymous
My cat is like 14 and extremely fat. He walks with a limp and has arthritis. Yet, he still manages to catch mice and birds.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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My six pound tomcat managed to take down a four pound squirrel (and yes, it was so huge, I brought it inside and weighed it), routinely kills short tailed shrews (with the toxic bite) as long as six inches, medium sized birds, and other squirrels. He's one tough motherfucker.

He is teaching my half-bobcat his skillz though. A few months ago, when she was about 3 months old and maybe four pounds in weight, I was sitting in the yard reading. I watched her go from sleeping next to me (and the tomcat), to pinning down a freaking crow 30 feet away in less than a minute. She didn't keep it down that time, but we've found dead creatures in the yard with two sizes of bites in them, so she is at least helping him kill things.

I'm fairly certain that if the two of them decided on it, they could take out a small child.

Pic related.
>> Anonymous
>>82543
That cat looks MEAN.
>> Anonymous
We have no outside cat. One goes outside, but she is just playing at being an outside cat. She mostly just runs into the bushes and hides until she gets so scared she comes back inside.

Momma kitty, the feral who popped out our cats on our porch one day, used to bring in brown rabbits at least as big as her. May she RIP.
>> Anonymous
>>82530
Yes. I was told he does it on a regular basis. He still lives to this day and have never gotten bitten. He's a real badass.
>> Anonymous
Our older two cats are outside cats. I dunno how much the male snags but the female regularly leaves us feathered offerings. Her notable catches.. a full sized grey squirrel, a bat, and a hummingbird. She's like half her brother's size, just this wiry slip of a cat, but she's so wild. I wish I could have seen her in action. :<
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>82544
He's really tough and butch, but extremely affectionate to me. He likes to sleep on my head, with his claws dug into my hair, while puring and shoving his nose in my ear. The rest of the time he doesn't want anyone to touch him, but he will sit near someone. That picture was taken after he fell asleep on the couch, and the kitten snuck up next to him, so he didn't know he was cuddling her until we woke him up. Also, that is my grandmother's head.

And here he is about to kick snailkitten's ass again.
>> Anonymous
A duck, but I think it was already dead when my cat found it so she cheated.
>> Anonymous
I had a stray cat before, and he would always bring in odd catches. It was usually a squirrel or a bunny, but once he brought in a star nosed mole. It was the first time I saw one, and I had no idea what it was, but it was almost the size of my cat.
>> Anonymous
I watched my cat kill a bald eagle. Eagle swooped down, picked up my cat, flew off; feathers started flying everywhere. About ten seconds later I see my cat break loose, holding onto that eagle's neck with his claws, ripping at the eagle's belly. At least that's what it looked like from 300 feet away. The eagle was screaming this horrible sound, or maybe that was my cat, the fucker sure can scream too. Why, I remember when grandpa was in his rocker, he rocked that chair right onto that cat's tail, let out a blood curdling scream. Grandpa sure did look surprised when the cat attacked him. The mortician never did do a very good job of making grandpa not look surprised. Anyways, that eagle falls out of the sky and they hit the ground in an explosion of feathers just 50 feet from my feet.

Never thought a cat could kill an eagle, but you know cats, top of the food chain and all that.
>> Anonymous
>>82829
even though i don't believe your story and yet i do, that'd be an awesome thing to see.

also. cats aren't at the top of the food chain. asians eat them. so to dogs, coyotes, etc.
i've even seen a raccoon eating a cat though but it might have been roadkill.
>> Anonymous
>>82384
Those look like one of my cats
>> Anonymous
>>82829
o_O

that was....more pathetic than funny
>> Anonymous
My cat killed Chuck Norris with his bare paws. True fucking story.

That guy you see doing the Total Home Gym infomercials? That's a body double. My cat's still feasting on Norris's corpse.
>> Anonymous
When I start my own country the cat is gonna be the national animal. Like how Mexico has the eagle eating the snake I will have a cat biting the throat of a bald eagle
>> Anonymous
It wasn't funny dude, it was fucking sweet.
>> Anonymous
my friend reports that his cat has tried to take down squirrels before.
>> Anonymous
My one eyed outdoor cat did a suicide leap onto the back of the neighbors dog who had treed her. Was quite funny seeing the shaved dog over the next few days, he never messed with her again. Largest thing she ever brought in would probably be a small snake/baby rabbit, both still alive, very fond of living gifts to the family and all that, caused tons of havoc.
>> Anonymous
My male cat Lucifer has brought in 2 gophers. O_o and some how managed to get a live Baby duck in through the cat door. (it wasn't one small either. probably about two-three months old) My female cat Cleo, on the other hand is good at catching moths and grasshoppers. XD
>> Anonymous
my mom's kitten just graduated from lizards to baby moles
>> Anonymous
Nothing terribly large - big squirrels and a partridge are her largest kills I can think of, but in terms of difficulty, she's brought down three bats and killed a weasel when she was but a wee kitten.
>> Anonymous
I watched my cat stalk a rabbit once. She saw it from across the yard, and slowly started creeping up on it. The rabbit was unconcerned.
Well, the closer the cat got to the rabbit, the more it seemed to dawn on her that the rabbit is way bigger than she is. She got to about three feet away from it before she stopped cold and hid behind a lump in the yard. She then sat up on her back paws like the "i baked you a cookie" cat. The cat watched that rabbit for a good five minutes before it finally went back into the woods.
She brought me a live 6" kingsnake one time. I had just woken up, and she was sitting on the rug meowing. I saw a blob of what I thought was puke at first, until it moved and I realized it was a snake. I put a plastic bowl over it, determined it was a kingsnake, and released it under a bush outside. The snake was unharmed.
>> Wharf Rat... Anonymous
I have a 15 year old cat who used to bring us a weekly offering of Wharf Rat. Let me explain why this is such a feat: She is very small, maybe pushing 5 pounds soaking wet, yet she could bag a rat that was bigger than her every week. I only wish she could teach my younger cat (he weighs 35 pounds) to hunt.
>> Neighbor's cat Anonymous
Im drinking tea on my back porch last summer and see the neighbors cat prowling around for rabbits and stuff near my garden. Im thinking "Thats fine" and then look over the fence (one of those crappy chain-link things) a Red-tailed hawk comes flying out of nowhere, lands on the cat, I head something break from fifty feet away and the hawk flys off with my neighbors dead cat in its talons...it was creepy.
>> Anonymous
I used to have a cat that would bring in a large variety of birds. We have a cat door and he would drag in everything from seagulls to geese (!) into the tv-room in our basement and just tear the bird to shreads. Feathers and bird guts all over the place. The cat wasn't extremely big either, roughly 12 lbs. He'd also bring in a large variety of small mammals. Usually just rodents.
The cat died when he tried to take down a large dobberman half breed. I didn't see the actual fight, but my cat died of the wounds he got. The dog was killed in the fight. Even though the cat was extremely aggressive towards other animals, he loved attention and such as a normal cat.