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Are opossums officially the worst animal? What do they do of any use to the planet?
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they clean up. And no, opposums are awesome.
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Opossums have opposable thumbs. They eat undesirable shit. Captive bred ones make good pets.
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i demand moar pet possum pics
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This possums cuter than the kitten in my opinion.
>> Anonymous
They go blind if you shine a flashlight in their eyes at night.

They also have horrible anger issues.
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the FUCK u say?? NIGGER!
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My friend's mom used to have one that she raised from a baby. She said it was a great pet.
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they look adorable and taste delicious
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They're immune to rabies...that's sorta cool.
>> Anonymous
they actually look disgusting
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Possums are awesome!! I love 'em... maybe they're not the most useful animal, but they are cute and unique.
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They're supposed to be fucking delicious. I'd eat one if I knew how to kill it painlessly.
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it's cool how they play dead-- they don't do it deliberately; it's a reflex. Our dogs get so confused when they are chasing one around the yard and it just keels over.

Also, according to our vet, they have a very interesting dentition-- more teeth than any other animal in North America.

There are lots of animals that are way worse than opposums.
>> Anonymous
if the animal exists in nature, it has a place in nature.
>> Anonymous
They are the rednecks of the animal kingdom, in my opinion.
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>>324904
What's the Guinea Worm's place in nature? Go, go, go, go.
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Botflies are worse.
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>>324923

Weakening other animals?
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Opossums are ridiculously cute.
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>>324683

>They also have horrible anger issues.

Not around here they don't. They're fucking pussies. Stubborn as all fuck, but pussies just the same.

Never seen a single one that will do shit about anything other then walk away. Keyword being walk. They can't be bothered to run, no matter how bad you're trying to freak them out. They just meander away from you, occassionally, looking back to hiss or some shit.

I've yelled, screamed, thrown water from cups, turned the hose on them, hit them with dirtballs, banged the shit out of a chainlink fence one was on with a baseball bat, and the result's the same every time.

"Yeah, you'll be sorry! You'll be sorry you fucked with me!" And moseys off like he's got a rep to protect.
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i loved my opossums. great pets. really sweet and silly
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possums have a forked penis....thats pretty cool
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i find this fasicnating... (ponders)
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i have an outdoor cat so we keep her food on the deck but for the past week or so a opossum comes along every night to eat her food so I get to chase it away. they have tiny legs and are slow and fall over a lot
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>>325045

That's exactly how opossums are. I lol'd.
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I find opossum anthros to be exotic.
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Worst animal ever.

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