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Anonymous
I just found out my dog has a tumor /an/. Please cheer me up...
>> sage
at least you don't have a tumor. Then you could be tumorbuddies though...
>> Anonymous
Your dog and you will still have plenty of years of fun healthy living once you get rid of it. Just imagine how much more running you'll be able to do. It'll be fun.
>> Anonymous
>>209291

I actually HAVE had a tumor, but long before I had the dog. We'll soon be ex-tumor buddies I guess :)
>> Anonymous
It's not a tumor.
>> Anonymous
Take him to Dr. House. He'll misdiagnose, insult, and then kill your dog, but at the last minute will find a crazy cure and will bring him back to life, thus nullifying the absolutely ridiculous amount of insulting he did in the beginning.