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How do I fool the adoption agency into giving me this dog... BECAUSE I CANT DO IT ALONE
>> Anonymous
Wut? Just go in, and say, "I'd like to adopt this dog please." That's what they want you to do.
>> Anonymous
why do you have to fool them isnt the adoption agency you know for like adopting animals?
>> Anonymous
They accept multiple applicants for each animal, therefore I must woo them into choosing me.
>> Anonymous
offer drugs and sex.
>> Anonymous
>>90711
:S
>> Anonymous
>>90710
it goes by a first come first server basis with most of those places so it doesnt matter what you do you just have to try to adopt it before some one else does
>> Anonymous
>>90728
I already told ye... Oh wait... What?...

They said it would take 5-7 days to review all of the applications, and only the winrar would get a call-back if you catch me drift... Needles to say... Multiple Adoption Policy
>> Anonymous
Get it the way you get everything worthwhile in life: steal it
>> Anonymous
>>90731
oh ok sorry cant help you then
>> Anonymous
Break into the pens at night and steal the fucking dog.

Or have your friends go in there and beat the crap out of the receptionest while you sneak in and steal the dog
>> Anonymous
tell them its your dog?

or if you are a decent person then why wouldn't they choose you, they always have way more dogs than people wanting them, the one day wait is standard even if you are the only person asking to get it
>> Anonymous
>>90742
We had to wait 1 day for the previous dog... but he was a 3 time surrender... for being bad with "cats" EVEN THOUGH we had no problems... Amirite?

This dog has only been there for a short time, they said, his surrender record said february :S
>> Anonymous
so your problem is getting chosen?

First thing... Lose the sandals... wear proper shoes!

Second thing... Take some smelly dog treat with you... the dog will come to you jumping like crazy and then you can say to the clerk "hey.. se seems to like me!"

Third thing... take good care of him.

Fourth thing (optional)... Always wear shoes or nikes!
>> Anonymous
NOT ME TAKING PHOTO, BUT ILL TELL MY FAMIBLY NOT TO WEAR SANDALS
>> Anonymous
why not wear sandals? hippies and bums usually love their dogs
>> Anonymous
post for us a copy of your adoption application
>> Anonymous
So you can steal my dog, or my house amirite?

We dont have a copy anyway
>> Anonymous
I can see why you want it. it'd make an excellent hat
>> Anonymous
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How do I fool the adoption agency into giving me this dog... BECAUSE I CANT DO IT ALONE
>> Anonymous
>>90771
NOT FOR HATS
>> Anonymous
>>90769

No faggot. So I can see what kinds of questions they asked you and how you responded to them. Thus, based on my experience working with shelters I could help estimate your chances of being picked.

Not that I think you deserve the dog anyway. Your childish attitude about "fooling" the shelter pretty much sums up what kind of owner you'll be.

Also, if you had half a brain you'd know it takes 5 seconds to photoshop out any contact info.
>> Anonymous
>>90784
HURT FEELINGS ARE HURT
>> Anonymous
at least try to fool them into giving you a dog that isn't UGLY AS FUCK.
>> Anonymous
>>90794
What...
>> Anonymous
>>90794
wut. Dog in picture is beautiful.
>> Anonymous
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This seems like the right thing to do
>> Anonymous
>>90699

I wanna lick them toes.
>> Anonymous
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>>91356
oh hey, thanks!
>> Anonymous
>>91364
NOOOOOO!
>> Anonymous
Time draws near!!!... win or fail! IT WILL BE DECIDED!