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Anonymous
What the fuck should I do?!
>> Anonymous
>>267327
What kind of alcohol, like tequila (ethyl) or isopropyl?

Right now he's in a jar experiencing a rave with my bike flasher
>> Anonymous
>>267330
Nevermind, I just did a bit of googling, its untrue. ;_; As you were, anon.
>> Anonymous
Unless you live in the mid-east I wouldn't be worried. Either way, stop being a pussy, and either release it or put it in a terrarium.

And no, scorpions are naturally immune to their own venom just like most venomous animals.
>> Anonymous
>>267337
Southwest, I'll probably go take a walk and drop it off in the desert somewhere, after I look at it under a blacklight
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Looks like Vaejovis confusus. Bit pissier than spinigerus, but nothing bad.

They're pretty good pets if you just want something to watch. I'm currently keeping one of them.
>> Anonymous
Hrm, scorpions being harmless is a relative term. If you're not allergic, it'll hurt like hell for a few days if you're stung. Not life-threatening, but I don't consider it harmless either. Watch your fingers, wear gloves, put it outside.
>> Anonymous
>>267417

I'll concede that the initial sting feels like having your finger slammed in a door. But it doesn't last more than a day. If it does, it's barely noticeable on the second day. Nothing really worth crying over.

And there are completely harmless scorpions here. Superstitionia donensis and Diplocentrus species don't sting painfully. Might feel like a pinprick in the worst case scenarios.

If you live in the southwest, you should probably learn to distinguish the various common species so you don't freak out all the time or cause yourself unnecessary stress if you're stung.

I've heard stupid shit like "Omgz I saw a 6 inch bark scorpion and had to kill it with at least a hundred shoes!" Black and yellow, 6 inch scorpions are Desert Hairies (Hadrurus spp.). Sting is like a wasp's.