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Anonymous
fear the Candiru!
>> Anonymous
fear the candijew amirite?
>> Anonymous
Cockfish Attack!!!
>> Anonymous
What does it do?
>> Anonymous
>>111199
It swims up your urethra and embeds itself inside. With spines. And drinks the blood.

The only way to get it out relatively comfortably is surgery.
>> Anonymous
>>111203
hmm heard same story only that surgery = amputation
>> Anonymous
There was an episode of Grey's Anatomy that featured this fish. This, ladies and gents, is why you don't take a leak in South American rivers.