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Anonymous
Anyone know how to get rid of turkey vultures?
These cocksuckers have invaded my dad's deck.
>> Anonymous
NO DONT GET RID OF THEM!!!!!!! keep them as ur minions! let them do ur bidding !!!!!
>> Anonymous
They'll leave once he dies and they've picked the bones clean.
>> Anonymous
shoot them, with a gun
>> Anonymous
>>258874
It's an upscale neighborhood. I don't think that would go over too well.
>> Anonymous
>>258869
>>258870

I lol'd
>> Anonymous
Can you pet them?
>> Anonymous
Breed them with monkeys, they will then be your loyal servants.
>> ????? ????
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use an air rifle. there quiet and good for small animes, and under $100.
>> Anonymous
Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918
>> Anonymous
Yes, kills those animes!
>> Anonymous
I'd like to have so many birds that big.You should keep them and try to pet a young one.
>> Anonymous
>>258889
this. also you don't have to kill all of them. shooting one will scare the rest off, and continue knocking them out until your area is a a deadzone.
>> Anonymous
If you do shoot one best be damned sure nobody will call the cops to check up on the place because

>>258895

that.
>> Anonymous
you can kill all the people you allways wanted to, then thy'll take care of the rest
>> Anonymous
bring them lots of carrion, and in return, you will never have to buy eggs at the grocery store again.
>> Anonymous
Keep them as pets. All of them.
>> Anonymous
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why in FUCK would u want to get rid of them! there like... the most bad ass birds!!! ill trade houses w/ ur dad!
>> Anonymous
Where's your dad live? That's a fucking exquisite view.
>> Anonymous
>>258867

TEAR GAS GRENADE(S)
>> Anonymous
Become a turkey vulture whisperer, and get them to do your evil bidding.
>> Kouki !3GqYIJ3Obs
Build a suit of feathers, mate with there kind.
BECOME KING!
>> Anonymous
FUCK
that is AWESOME

why would you want to get rid of them? train them to be your servants.
seriously. if people see a massive flock of turkey vultures around your house, who the fuck is ever going to bother you?
this is obviously an omen. your dad is the chosen one. he is the new grim reaper.


also two things
you can try using a hose and i believe those are black vultures.

but seriously get moar pics plz
>> Anonymous
Yep, look like black vultures to me.
Black vulture = Coragyps atratus
Turkey vulture = Cathartes aura
Turkey vultures are a bit bigger than that and have pink heads rather than the blackish heads of those birds thar.
BTW assume you're in Dixie somewhar. Them birds are suthuners.
>> Anonymous
>>258958
not OP but i'm in NJ and we have both turkey and black vultures everywhere.
>> Anonymous
>>258934
Eastern TN on a cliff overlooking Boone Lake. It is an amazing view. I think that's why these guys are congregating there. They can scope out dead things from up there.
>> Anonymous
They are waiting for your old pops to toss some burgers on the charcoal girl. You see, these birds here have a very high love for good old charcoal grillin'. Indeed, they're the most noble of all God's creatures.

Hallelujah.
>> Anonymous
Get a radio and blast metal. That should keep them away. It works for racoons
>> Anonymous
Run out there yelling and stomp around? That scares most animals.
>> DS
Maybe you should summon the animal control, see if they can do anything for you.
>> Anonymous
>>258867
Dude, you are bigger than them. Any non-infected animal that is smaller than you will run away from you.

Run outside yelling waving your arms and chase them. They will run/fly away.
>> Anonymous
>>259031
not necessarily true. Also, they may just come back when you leave.
>> Anonymous
if u cant afford an air rifle make a glove gun >http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Glove-Gun<
and shoot ballbearings at them it should scare them off. if u kill one tie some of its feathers along the railings, to a chair, wind chime or somthin and they probly wont come back
>> Anonymous
>>259029

Out of all of these ideas, this is the only one I'd really trust. Although, if you get an airsoft pistol, that'd not only be fun, but it more than likely will not kill them. So it's humane... Kinda...
>> Anonymous
hose+water=profit

hose them down!
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>>259049
I kill spiders with my Airsoft shotgun at work.
>> Anonymous
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Poison them. Mix up some meat with a little rat poison and tadaa - no more birdies.
>> Anonymous
walk around the deck with fireworks. they won't know what to think.
probably not eh best idea to pick a fight with 20 turkey vultures though.
did you happen to spill some bad meat on your deck

and not clean it up properly?

maybe try one of those wol eye windsock/lantern things or such?
>> Anonymous
You can feed them. Maybe they'll leave.
>> Anonymous
>>258867

Poison them. Just leave common rat poison and slug bait around, and say "oops, forgot about those damn birds".
>> Anonymous
Tell us where you live, and come next morning they will be gone. Them's good eatin'.
>> Anonymous
illegal to kill.>>258895


but if u keep feeding them they will soon fall under your control. then u can walk around in all black and no one will call u emo. you'll be the omen of death.
>> Anonymous
>>258889
>good for small animes
>animes
>animes
>animes
>> Anonymous
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>>258889
>> Anonymous
>>258889
>>258898
>>259165
>>259275

I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>258895

Break this law, and challenge it in court with a damn good lawyer. No way in hell this is constitutional
>> Anonymous
>>260053
Indeed. Such a law is clearly a violation of the 'Right to shoot and chase birds off your property' amendment and there's no way it will stand up in court despite being federal law for 90 years.
>> Anonymous
>>260053
why the fuck not?
they are BIRDS. do you really think they know they aren't suppose to be there?
plus these motherfuckers clean up roadkill. im thankful for having these things everywhere because my state left it up to the towns to pick up our roadkill and my town doesn't feel like doing it.
>> Anonymous
why has no one suggested feeding them rice, turkey vultures have a terrible fear of rice and will fly away when offered it
>> Anonymous
Go out there and spray the fuckers with mace.... Just keep doing it untill they don't come back anymore.
>> Anonymous
>>260053
is not familiar with the constitution.
>> Farah
LOL turkey vultures...Dang I never seen an invasion like this before...it's not Thanks Giving...you need an exterminator to ambush those uninvited guests.