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Ivan the liar
This is not morning glory! It is it's cousin the midnight terror, which is unique in it only closes when a Tanasinese midnight monkey is nearby (it's fur attracts the build up of a certain chemical which when coming into contact with the flower makes it close for easy digestion, as the monkey eats these flowers (which helps them spread)), only co-icedentally do the monkeys come out at night, to eat their favorite food; the midnight terror. Which by the way is a very dangerous monkey, I would recomend keeping your windows closed and your pets inside at night from now on. Because it's arms are very long and it has opposable thumbs, if it can see you through even a crack in the curtains it will open the window, reach in and attack you.
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