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So what's the weirdest name you've known a pet to have? Your's, a buddy's, anything.

I knew a guy who called his cat Haircut.

ps. Miss my rats.
>> Anonymous
a cat named too many and one named komear (pronounced come here)
>> Anonymous
Sister had a fish called My Left Foot.
>> Anonymous
I had two hermit crabs named Syphilis and Chlamydia.
>> Anonymous
My brothers cats name Cat.
>> Anonymous
My cat's name is Fathead.

HE HAD A BIG HEAD AS A KITTEN, SHUT UP ;_;
>> Anonymous
I have a cat named Neko, yeah that's Japanese for cat :3
>> Anonymous
Deeoohgee

sounds like you're spelling dog
when i first heard it i thought it was clever

my cats were named Hanz and Franz from SNL's short with Dana Carvey (we vill pump you up!) from the early 90's
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
I had two ghost shrimp named Puff and Daddy.

I know a corgi named Q (no relation to Star Trek), and a German Shep named 47 (it was the last two digits of his pound ID number).
>> Anonymous
I have a pug named Cujo and my neighbor's Husky is named Ostrich.
>> Marx !ztENIsXjtM
>>309693
GTFO, Weaboo.

>>309628
I had a rat named "Cucumber Mcqee" when I was little, because she was a gray/"green" color, like the inside of a cucumber. We used to call her Cuie (Q-E).
>> Anonymous
>>309710

NO U
>> Anonymous
I know somebody from work who's cat's name is Black People.

"I left Black People outside"
"I don't want to feed Black People today" ect ect
>> Anonymous
I had a pair of hamsters as a young kid named Mork and Mindy. Nanoo nanoo.
>> Anonymous
>>309718
Not sure weather to laugh or not? Not that I find it offensive, it's just.. weird.

OP here, rat in pic was called Jacko, because she had one white glove. (I know the picture is titled mollyrat.jpg, that's what she was originally called by the place the owned her, pic was saved ages ago off the website.)
Other rats: Blobby, Heffer, Pogo, Kipper, Mollecule (Molly for short).
>> Anonymous
Big Kitty

The cat I have now is named Nemo, but I didn't name him...his previous owners did. It's a pretty bad-ass name so I pretend not to notice they named him after the stupid Disney fish...
>> Anonymous
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a cat named Steve
>> Anonymous
>>309701
>>309718
These made me giggle. My brother named his fish Sashimi. I guess the silliest pet name I did was naming my lizard Biscuit. /an/ was right, it's a good name and it fits him
>> Anonymous
I had a fish named "A fish named Cat"
Another fish named Cola water.
A rat named T-Rex.
>> Anonymous
my black friend had a cat named kyler bc thats what it would respond to.
>> Anonymous
We have a slim black cat we call Panther Child...but we also call him Nigger-cat..on a regular basis. It all depends on if we are happy with him or not.

If he's causing trouble it's usually "Nigger-cat. Get the fuck out of the trashcan. Nigger-cat, get the fuck off of the table"

If he's just being cute it's more like "Look, here comes Panther Child!"

I had a cleaner fish I named Janitor. And a bala shark I call Maxwells Silver Hammer.
>> Rick Dominated
>>309718
Call him Niggerman if your feeling particularly Lovecraftian

I suggested we name my black cat that, and my family just stared at man
>> Anonymous
i had a cat names pickles as a child

and a dog named mute that was anything but
>> Anonymous
I once knew someone with a cat named Mister David Bowie.

It was a female cat, of course.
>> Marx !ztENIsXjtM
>>309768
>>309784
I love you both.

Lets have an orgy.
>> Anonymous
My gerbils have always been named kind of nonsensical stuff, but the worst of the lot were Commander Zodd and Fuzzy Ringo Starr.

Zodd was a piece of shit.
>> Anonymous
We foned our cat with bad head ingaries in Edinburgh, so took her to the vet and the night we brought her home she was in a dadio shak box. So thats what she is now names. R,S for short.
>> Anonymous
Named my cat Eskimo. Ended up shortening it to Moe
>> canttouchthis !AB5fTSvpY6
my aunts got two cats called brian and zoe. thems thar people names!
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oh and ive got a cat called captain gaidoku fuzu
>> Anonymous
I know a guy who's cat is named lunchbox.
>> Anonymous
I refer to my birds collectively as "bird"
>> Anonymous
My sister's hamsters are named 'Kakkiainen' and 'Nötkötti.'
Poopie and Spam (the meat)
>> Anonymous
I have frogs named Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato. My koi fish is named Odysseus.

Greek names are awesome.
>> Anonymous
I knew a guy who named his cat Dumbass.
>> Anonymous
male mouse named chocolate chip cookie and a female mouse name vanilla ice cream.
Their children were a combo of their parents name... but sadly she ate alot of them and I had given the rest of them away to be named something else.
>> Anonymous
my cuzin has 2 dogs one named Passauton The Best and Pin Of Perfection.she dident name em,she got them later and calls on Pass the other Pin
>> Anonymous
I have a leopard gecko named moot.
You're the fags that named him, too.
>> Anonymous
GARGAMETH
>> Anonymous
>>310040
Well if I were her, I'd eat Chocolate ice cream and vanilla chip cookie too!
>> Anonymous
I have a cat called Poseidon after the greek god.
>> Anonymous
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I have a deer called Poseidon after the greek god.
>> Anonymous
When I was little I had a parakeet named Nerdhead
>> Anonymous
We used to have a cat named Three.
>> Anonymous
old roommate used to have a cat named Kanye West
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
One of my coworkers has two dogs, "Pippity Bobo the Third" and "Fatty Prudence, Duchess of Yore."

I used to have hamsters named Skuzle, Freya, and Tchaikovsky also.
>> Crazy Cat Lady
oh god, strange cat names: ruffus, perseus(greek guy that tamed the pegasus), prince pripus nix the 3rd ("nixi"... my ex-roomies cat), holden, patty cake, yoda, harley, raider, midget kitty, littl bit (short for "little bitch") about 3 diff yo-yo's, Noni ("tony" only shorter), tanto/cry baby, um... i'm sure i'll remember more
>> Anonymous
My family has had cats named Cheesehead and Mr. Pickles (never just Pickles). We had a hamster named Shakey.