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Anonymous
Have some vampire squid, guys. It's really tasty.
>> Anonymous
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Here's what it really looks like.
>> Anonymous
>>169211
If it bites me, do I become one?
>> Anonymous
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youre right, the artists rendition does look much more accurate than the real photo.
>> Anonymous
>>169215
wont bite you, will just try to frighten you with bio-luminescence if running away doesn't work
>> Anonymous
Vampire squid aren't something you should be afraid of.

Now HUMBOLDT squid... oh god. They will jump out of the water and try to kill you.

I still have nightmares about that one time...
>> Anonymous
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Im pretty sure that is not a squid...
>> Anonymous
>>169256
...wait, what?
>> Anonymous
>>169256

Dude, fucking Humbolt squid. Fuck them. They're like reallife tentacle rape monsters, but without rape.
>> Anonymous
>>170609
So basically they have tentacles.
>> Anonymous
>>170627

and are monsters.
>> Anonymous
>>170708

In conclusion, humboldt squid is monster, tentacle, and rape. Squid.

Oh noes fail.