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AAAAUGH!
/N/
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING?!
>> Anonymous
mom!
WHAT THE HELL!
I SAID STAY IN THE CLOSET!
>> Anonymous
Looks like a zergling...
>> Anonymous
/n/? those times are long gone.
this is /an/ and that's a mantis shrimp.
>> Anonymous
>>121638

wow, a real live oldfag! <3
>> Anonymous
FACE FULL OF ALIEN WING-WONG!
>> Anonymous
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This is not a Mantis Shrimp, it is a very clever shop. The arms are those of a Praying Mantis, and the body is from some form of shrimp. Mantis Shrimp are much different looking as you can see.
>> Anonymous
>>121649
nope sorry, there are mantis shrimp with claw like arms.
>> Anonymous
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related
>> Anonymous
Imagine waking up with that lying next to you in bed..
>> Anonymous
>>121657
Imagine waking up with thousands of them in your bed.
>> P1G
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>> Anonymous
>>121662
I'd rather wake up with you :(
>> bouncy weasel
SPACE LOBSTA!
>> Anonymous
It's a dolphin.
>> Anonymous
Looks like a giant cricket with its head chopped off
>> Anonymous
Looks like a cockroach / mantis / lobster halfbreed
>> bouncy weasel !!A3o06Z6Udgc
>>121721
hmmm... three halves?
IT CHECKS THE MATH AND SEE'S IT'S WRONG!
unless it's a 150% space lobsta... that would be pretty badass.

unnecessary correction of the day.
>> Anonymous
>>121701
Dolphin larva, in fact.
Freshly hatched.
>> Anonymous
Sweet. It's rare you find pictures of them before they cocoon up
>> Anonymous
Remember Men in Black!
The big cockroach dude that they fight in the end. It's HIM!!@#!@ only smaller. im sure of this
>> Anonymous
>>121640
Actually more a defiler then a zergling. Anyways, that could be a giant mutated ear wig, you never know.
>> Anonymous
>>121662

That motherfucker probably wouldn't even let you wake up.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
lolwut
>> Anonymous
breakfast
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>121935
4-5 bucks?
>> Anonymous
dude if i ever found one of those whatever country i found it in ide gtfo
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
PROTIP: They lay eggs in your nose.
>> Anonymous
>>121935

and you're supposed to eat it raw?
>> Anonymous
you cook em like normal shrimps.
>> Anonymous !xhioi10.DY
are these megashrimps?
>> Anonymous
NOM NOM NOM
>> Anonymous
>>121990
And the eggs gestate in your brain.
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>> Anonymous
Somebody just name the damn species.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
it's Rissoides desmaresti. this is fact.
>> Anonymous
Mantis shrimp, tbe creature that is neither a mantis or a shrimp. Who names these sea critters anyway?
>> Anonymous
>>122068
Sea biologists?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Giant plankton.
>> Anonymous
Hydralisk.
>> Anonymous
SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS
>> Anonymous
>>122249
Defiler
>> Anonymous
Shrimp Manny?
>> Anonymous
It looks like a furry.
>> Anonymous
ok, screw you guys I'm going home, THAT IS FREAKY AS SHIT!
>> Anonymous
No, shit's less freaky.
>> Anonymous
ok, who the hell stole my vespene gas?
>> Anonymous
Mantis shrimp.
Here in Hawaii we have a river (more like canal) called the Alla Wai. It collects flood water from other parts of Honolulu and runs right behind Waikiki and into the ocean.

It is a toxic dump. Cars have been found under SLUDGE build up, and people (Tourists) still think its cool to kayak along it's banks. Anyways these buggers have been known to live there, often reaching a foot or more. Local (Homeless) people would catch and eat them, its fucken disgusting. You know one of those buckets you use to haul off dirt or sand? The ones with the child label?

Yeah, I caught one and the sucker crawled out on it's own. You know how TALL THOSE BUCKETS ARE?!?!
>> Anonymous
If ANYTHING that looked like that crawled out of a bucket 1 of two things would happen.

1. Sledgammer
2. Failing that, run screaming like a bitch!
>> Anonymous
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mu6yrC6bjNo

oh shi CRAB BATTLE
>> Anonymous
>>122566
These guys are the fucking mongooses of the sea
>> Anonymous
>>121998
They actually taste very good raw.

The Parasitic after taste is great, makes you smarter for a day or two.
>> Anonymous
Dad-a-chick? Did-a-chack? Dud-a-chuk?
>> Anonymous
>>121638
It looks like it would be nice deep fried or served as sushi...
>> Anonymous
lol its called a mantis shrimp. They snatch at shit rly fast with their claws.
>> Anonymous
>>122570
FOR THE SWARM
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still really fucking cool...
>> Anonymous
>>122597
Oh noes, my fingarz!
>> Anonymous
>>122947
IÄ! IÄ! IÄ!
>> Anonymous
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CRACKERS !
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