I need your help, /an/.I just got a kitten, but this little fucker tries to bite my hand off when I move close and sounds really angry. What should I do? Wait?
spray your cat with water whenever she hisses at you, also hitting the floor really hard next to her should let her know that acting aggressive is not allowed
>>294751He's sitting on a wooden thing over the sofa. I can't hit the floor, and I'm sure he'll kill me if I spray water at him.
>>294758Give hime some food. Cats generally trust you after you give them food.
>>294758Then he shall never be tame.
>>294759Don't give him food because that'll just reinforce the agressive behavior.Spray the cat with a water bottle or a good, firm "NO!" should work. If all else fails, ignore the little shit. Cats hate it when they don't get attention when they demand it.
>>294766He's sitting behind the sofa now.>Cats hate it when they don't get attention when they demand it.He wants to KILL me.
>>294768He's a kitten, and he doesn't pay the bills at your house. Man the fuck up.
declaw him
Neuter HIM! That'll work
Spin around as fast as you cant arms out. Cats hate Topman but respect him. This will show it whos boss.
Eat his food that will set the tone
If you just got him, give him a few weeks to calm the fuck down, he's probably just scared. Our cat was like a goddamn tasmanian devil when we got him, he's not so bad now.
let me take him fishing with my 2 kittys....teach a cat to fish.priceless..............
>>294746Why is that cats leg not attached to its body?
take his toys away....
Food is the way to a cat's heart.Feed it some quality shit, bitch. Let it see that you ain't so bad.
>>294746What game is that?
>>294886The World Ends With You? Not sure.>>294870I gave him salami. He looked at it, then started hissing. He hasn't touchet it yet.But now he is meowing all the time. Is there any way to stop that, except killing him? Should I try giving him some plush animal?
>>294972He still doesn't stop. Is there ANY way to make him happy / less afraid / shut the fuck up?
>He wants to KILL me.He's a fucking cat, kick it in the head if he tries any shit like "killing you"
>>294995He's a scared, black and white monster that looks a bit like Hitler.
>>294996did someone call for me?
>>294746in all seriousness, the kitten is probably scared shitless. set out some food and water and then just let it be. he'll eventually come around...... don't try to taunt or harass it in anyway, you'll only piss it off and then he WILL kill you.....