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Anonymous
Squirrels!

Fuck yeah!
>> Anonymous
Stupid fucking tree-rats. Not only were the little bastards taking all my birdseed, but they were EATING my Juniper trees. EATING THEM. AS in striping the needles from every fucking branch on it and nibbling on the ends.

I HATE TREE-RATS.
>> Anonymous
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>>210098
would you like a hand rat instead?
>> Anonymous
>>211489
It's frankly an insult to regular rats to compare them to squirrels. In my experience squirrels are far more destructive.
>> Anonymous
>>210098
Ironically, squirrels are probably what planted those trees in the first place.
>> Anonymous
>>211624
Do I have a right to get pissed at them if they fuck up a tree that I planted, then?
>> Anonymous
>>211625
Just as long as you shake your corncob pipe at them while yelling at them, grandpa
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lol, skwerlz