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ITT: most ANNOYING dog breed

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>> Nonny-Moose
Pomeranian.
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>> Anonymous
Let me sum up all the responses this thread will get by saying all small dog breeds.
>> Anonymous
bug eyed pug things

retarded little things
>> Anonymous
Schnauzer.

I like Pomeranians. :/
>> Anonymous
>>124674
Thread over.
>> Anonymous
Pugs, because only really, really stupid pet owners seem to get them.
>> Anonymous
great dane
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
inb4 paris hilton
>> Anonymous
>>124697
I see what you did there.
>> Anonymous
Chihuahuas
Pomeranians
Yorkies
>> Anonymous
if it's smaller than your average domestic cat, that's no dog at all. It's a mutant rat and it should be exterminated.
>> Anonymous
I had a friend who was convinced dachshunds are evil incarnate. Having known one such dachshund, I'm not going to argue with her.
>> Anonymous
My dachshund is a great sweet well trained dog 90% of the time.

That other 10% is pure hell though.

/grabs and hugs his brat dog
>> Anonymous
>>124709
i greatly agree
>> Anonymous
chihuahuas FTL
>> Anonymous
Anything that yaps instead of barks. That type of dog has only one use: football.
>> Anonymous
Corgis. I hate those little fuckers. I cheered when that guy in London chowed down on one.
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>>124834
not food... :(
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>>124845

Yes, food! :)
>> Anonymous
I fucking despise all small dogs. Breeds like corgis are the epitome of a long effort to breed a proud animal into a fucking play-toy for rich cunts that can't be bothered to get a hobby, or got falcon-punched one too many times to have an actual child. No useful purpose whatsoever.
>> Anonymous
>>124903

You sir, are an idiot. Toys dogs = OR > a kid. And that is why I love mine and will most likely never have nor want a kid.
>> Anonymous
I usually find the owners more annoying...
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>>124903

Errr corgis were actually bred for herding and as guards in the farm. It's not their fault dogs are rarely required for such purposes anymore.

And for most ANNOYING dog: a german pinscher. They fucking drive one mad, my aunt has owned them all my life and I have first hand experience of how annoying they can be.
>> Anonymous
>>124904

I always thought that toy dogs were only for fags, high maintenance women, and really old people who can't handle a normal sized dog. However, after reading your post, I admit that I was wrong in this assumption. Apparently, they are also for retards.
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>>124958
Not all fags like toy dogs. I fucking hate them.
>> Anonymous
>>124974
you're the most bad ass fag I've met.
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>> Anonymous
>>124976
there was no hyphen
>> Anonymous
I have only had the displeasure of seeing one pomeranian, and it wheezed incessantly for attention. It would get in trouble for yapping in the house, but would get attention for wheezing. You could guess what it did ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Still, teacup chihuahuas are the worst. They yap incessantly and act like they aren't tiny and retarded. Normal sized ones are alright, the ones I've met have all had regular temperaments and weren't bugeyed.
I actually own a fairly small (about 30 lbs) dog, but she's one of the best dogs I've had. She hates children and doesn't bark unless a car pulls up or somebody knocks at the door. Her bark sounds like a bigger dog, and isn't a yap. She's not hyper or overexcitable like most other small dogs I've seen.

The dog should have been euthanized years ago, it had all these tumours and stuff.
>> Anonymous
Black labs. The one next door is loud, aggressive and I dislike him greatly.
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>> Anonymous
>>124666
I have one of those motherfuckers next door. Loves to bark all the fucking time whenever he sees anything.
>> Anonymous
>>125993
Cry more you fucking pussy.
>> Anonymous
I have a Shih Tzu (about 10 pounds) and from her bark you would think she's a German Shepherd or something. I love small dogs, but those yappy ones get on my nerves as well.
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>>124666
no contest
>> Anonymous
>>124666
Small world.
I had problems with neighbors asshole weiner dog for years. He would come in our yard and bark at anyone he saw. They finally fenced him in for his own protection.
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Gotta be a toy dog like the chihuahua.
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Schnauzers don't bark, they screech. I had a roomate once whose mini schnauzer would go off for five minutes anytime someone walked in the door. Then he got a second one and the place was near constant cacophony. Plus, they're hideous and get filthy around their mouth hairs. Schnauzers FTL!
>> Anonymous
dachshund: 5
pugs: 3
pomeranian: 4
chihuahua: 3
schnuazer: 2
corgi: 1
yorkshire terrier: 1
great dane: 1
poodle: 1

my vote would have to go to dachshund. having known a dachshund that would bark like a maniac at anything that passes by the house outside or when the door knocks. its over 10 years old and still pisses on the bathroom floor when nobody lets it out. snots out mucus for attention and not to mention spoiled still. lovely dogs... >.>
>> Anonymous
>>126195
Who the fuck mentioned poodle? I see a Bichon Frise, which =/= poodle. Read file names.
I vote Chihuahuas, and as>>124951said, German Pinchers. Good GOD these fuckers are TERRIBLE.
My friend had about 5 chihuahuas, and all they ever did YAPYAP and growl if anything came near their precious human. Luckily, it was me the dogs were obsessed with, but it was still fucking anoying to have a chi-tumor on you.
>> Anonymous
Bichons, fucking furfags they are....
>> Anonymous
BEST dog I've ever seen is neighbor's yellow lab. Sweetest, most playful thing I've ever seen, and I have yet to hear him bark once. Has a look on his face like "cheer up, emo kid".
I didn't understand how people liked dogs so much until that one started dropping by.
>> Alabama !OxEQ.F0AOw
Many of these small breeds were selectively bred to chase rats and other vermin off farms, and that would take a lot of energy and loud hate. Like Rat Terriers or "Ratters". Like a pit bull killing a baby, they're doing the job they were bred to do.
>> Anonymous
>>126260
fail for not staying on topic
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
Chihuahuas are top on my list of "Stupid Breeds of the World." Even one of my friends, a dog trainer of many schools and of about 30 years, says they are the dumbest breed she's ever had to work with. Obviously, there are exceptions to everything, but those little mofos are very difficult to work with and socialize. They can bite VERY hard, too. Ask a groomer or a vet, they'll tell you that they get bitten by about 75-80% of the Chis that they work with.
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>>126310
Fail for not being aborted.
>> Anonymous
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

my stupid ass sister just bought a goddamn dachshund. How do I kill it in such a way that looks like a freak accident?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>126328
You don't. You berate your sister for being retarded, berate your mother for opening her poison womb and giving birth to such stupid children, and kick your father in the groin to ensure he never spreads his obviously inferior genes.

And then you either find the dog another home or train it yourself. Most dogs can make great companions if you teach them to not be little shitheads like they are bred to be.
>> Anonymous
This one time, I saw a dachshund I didn't hate. It was too old to see or hear, so it didn't have anything to bark at. I think that's the only way they're not annoying.
>> Anonymous
cute dog~
>> Anonymous
wow
>> Anonymous
I know a lot of it depends on the person that raises the dog but based on my experience with them, I LOATHE pitbulls/rottweilers/dobermans or any other variation of killer guard dog that will rush the fence salivating for your jugular when all you are doing is walking by without even looking at the fucker.
>> Anonymous
The winner for most annoying is my mom's pomeranian/bichon mix. Not only does it yap, but it cries every time my mom leaves the room, and if she leaves the house it sits in the window and cries/howls until she gets back. And the little bastard has really sharp teeth.
>> Anonymous
>>126360
I don't get it. Where do so many people have issues with these dogs? When I was really young I was pounced on by a chow-chow, but since then the only dogs that have ever gone for my jugular were little yappers. Yet everyone seems to have these horrible experiences with the "bad breeds." What?
>> Anonymous
>>126373
The only dog I've ever been attacked by was a dachshund. That makes me feel pathetic...
Anyways, I think that between thhe bad stories people hear and the fact that a lot of big dogs do have a sort of intimidating bark people just assume that they are violent. Most of them I've seen do go crazy when there are strangers around, but not in a violent way. More like a "omg there are people here I'm going to make noise and get in the way now" type thing.
>> Anonymous
>>126380
That's a good point. Most dogs bark when there's "trespassers," but big dogs just sound more vicious. I have a big dog and a little dog, and the little one barks more, but the big one gets noticed more.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Most bites from big dogs are either accidents (getting excited and play biting, slapping with paws, knocking over in greeting, etc) or provoked (the "gentle giant" that crushes a child's skull after the kid hit him with a stick for an hour). Both of which can be stopped by training, but even well trained dogs have a breaking point. Unfortunately, because of how much damage a single bite from a hundred pound dog does, people develop fears over them.

People trust little dogs because they assume they can't cause as much damage, and they're just so darn cute. As a result, they fail to train the little dogs, so they end up dangerous.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
And for the record, I have worked with hundreds of dogs. I have been bitten thousands of times (I'm not kidding), and have quite a few scars. Most bites were in play from untrained and frightened dogs, and I've had more dog-related injuries from leashes wrapped around my legs than serious bites. I have only had to get stitches once, when my own dog (30lb terrier mix) bit me.

Most bites came from small dogs, under 20lbs, but it was big dogs that would get their leads tangled around my legs and then dart away, shearing away skin. I also broke my nose after getting headbutted by a 150lb mastiff. So, the big ones hurt more and take longer to heal..but the chances of being injured were a lot less. Honestly, I'd rather get my arm chomped on by a playful dane than have to evacuate a "toy dog" puppy mill again.
>> Anonymous
When a pomeranian bites, the most it'll do is break the skin. When a rottweiler bites, you're hospitalized. I also think little dogs receive less training because their neuroticisms are seen as cute-- a lot of owners don't realize they have an extremely nervous, obsessive dog on their hands who would be in the news if it was 20 pounds heavier.
>> Anonymous
I don't like dachshunds either. My grandma's neighbor had one and everytime we'd go into the backyard to play (and not even pay attention to the thing) the thing would slam itself against the fence barking and growling and acting like it wanted to rip us to shreds.
I blame the owner though..we never saw her out playing with him or socializing it whatsoever. Funny thing is when he barked up a storm she'd come out and yell at *us* for it.
Dumb bitch.
>> Anonymous
all you faggots are retarded.

nearly EVERY dog, small or large, can be trained to NOT BE ANNOYING.

it should also be noted that larger dogs, when annoying, are MORE ANNOYING than smaller dogs, simply because they're BIGGER and LOUDER.

blow it out your ass
>> Anonymous
In my experience the most annoying dog breeds are the Labs. I work at a vet hospital, and let me tell you, the brains of those dogs were bred right out of them. They are very frustrating to work with, mainly because they are stubborn and too dumb to realize.

I understand that any dog can be trained to be not annoying, but most people who own labs don't tend to train them.
>> Anonymous
My vote goes to the chihuahua. My cousin has one and I swear my brother gonna snap someday and smack that dog. I'm sorta fine with her.
But it is annoying to have her bark at me for just leaving the house for just a minute.

I also recently moved and well, I heard a dog barking like mad. I looked over the fence and saw a chihuahua. What the hell...

Well, to make the chihuahua look better. I have met a chihuahua that was total reverse of the above. I freaking love that chihuahua. Too bad my cousin didn't get that one instead.