File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
Anon, I've got a neat one for you. I've in Northern Ontario, Canada. Last summer an interesting thing occured twice while filling my motorcycle at a gas station. These events occured at different stations probably 30km and weeks apart. I noticed a fairly large (For this area) insect probably 15-20cm long, light brown/grey. I honestly can't remember how many legs it had, bit had a large flat thorax and it reminded me of what I think were called "African Cave Spiders" from Fear Factor. They were large bugs with two very mean looking jaws on the head. Anyways, I crushed em with my bike tire and they made a large poping noise and had green guts. Any clue on what they were?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Dobsonfly, maybe? they're harmless although they have big scary jaws, they won't bite you unless you fuck with them
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Probably vinegaroons. They live in the US, and could probably get to canada.

Could also be a sunspider. In either case, you're talking about a large nonvenomous arachnid.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>234722
The females can, and will leave a nasty bite, males not so much.

I've seen a female one drop a little bird mid-flight before, I learned when i was a little kid to keep clear of them. They can bite hard enough to need a few stitches o.o
>> Anonymous
Sounds like a dobsonfly, I don't think there are any vinegaroons native to the Eastern United States. I've never heard such a thing.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>234717
Nice crab btw, googling trashcrab gave me this shot.

awesome
>> Anonymous
The trashcrab's name is Birgus latro.

And the strange thing you met, anon, was a Spinarak.