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yeah this spider fucking invaded me and scared the living shit out of me..

took me bloody ages to catch the thing too 'cause I'm fucking terrified of spiders...

I still have it in 'captivity' just wondering what brand of spider it is..
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my dog probably would have happily eaten the damn thing had it not been detained in a plastic prison
>> Anonymous
looks like a Maltese terrier.
>> Anonymous
>>122581
lol what kind of dog is that?
>> Anonymous
>>122585
It's a Cavoodle. Cavalier King Charles crossed Poodle.. sounds kinda gay/pompous, but they're among the most intelligent/friendly dogs.. yeah he's awesome

but anyone know what spider?
>> Anonymous
>>122586
It's a big black spider, and deserves nothing less than getting thrown out away from your house.
>> Anonymous
USE ALOT OF FIRES
>> Anonymous
What brand of spider?
>> Anonymous
check the hallmark
>> Anonymous
no no, its one of those new RevolTech models, with the rly posable joints!
>> + !4X8vLLNDE2
'invaded me'?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>122640
That's what I came here to ask/post. I love how it's still in "captivity", too.

You shouldn't keep spiders that "invade" you, even if you know what "brand" they are.

Freaking arachnophile.
>> Anonymous
Did it stick it in your pooper?
>> Anonymous
I SUGGEST NAPALM.
>> Anonymous
>>122578
It's a spider.
>> Anonymous
Well.. by 'invaded' me, I mean... crawled up on the wall and scared the fuck out of me

and by, 'captivity' I mean, a plastic capsule..

but yeah, I wanna know what type it is because I want to keep it alive bla bla bla

what it eats, optimal habitat etc

I know you're Anon, but yeah... don't be cunts
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
That's like telling a furfag to stop being so fucking creepy. It just doesn't work.

Let the damn thing go. If you must keep it, crickets + lots of places to hide = happy spider, usually.
>> Anonymous
>>That's like telling a furfag to stop being so fucking creepy. It just doesn't work.

Massive fucking lulz.

It's not very hard for me to find scrubbish/bushland sorta things I live on the edge of a forest but the spider seems pretty pissed at the moment...

how do I got supply crates to spider without gotting dead? ideas? lol
>> Anonymous
See if it can swim!
>> Anonymous
Just burn it already.
>> Anonymous
>>122918
Spiders burn good, this man is smart.
>> Anonymous
>>122907
dude, pissed spiders are aggressive spiders... they'll bite. cut a tiny square hole in the top plastic with a sharp knife, and drop some crickets in there. then, when it's satieted, release it outside to kill moar bugs.
>> Anonymous
>>122949
or don't be a pussy and just release it outside from the container you have it in.

i can't id this fucker. no really distinguishing characteristics that i know of. not a huntsman, not a wolf...where does the OP live?
>> Anonymous
>>122961
watch it be some super rare deadly type of spider lolololol
>> Anonymous
oh shit it might be a brown recluse spider. If it has a V-shaped mark on its back, (i cant tell, bad pic quality) fucking kill it. Its venom can dissolve your flesh off your fingers in four days.
>> Anonymous
Go to the home of someone you don't like and release it there.
>> Anonymous
>>122972
lol, I like your style
>> Anonymous
>>122961
OP lives in Far Queensland - Australia

>>122949
Sounds good, hope it doesn't squeeze its arse out and kill me

>>122972
Yeah I'll probably do that once I can find some shit for it to eat - then I'll just shake the container up, and throw it through someone's screen door for the lulz..
>> Anonymous
definitly NOT a brown recluse. a brown recluse has 3 sets of 2 eyes together, a violin shape near it's head and is about the size of a quarter. Small fangs also. The body size is absolutely huge on the fucker. NOT A BROWN RECLUSE.
>> Anonymous
>>122975

Australia? Well, there's your first problem. You live in a country where everything can kill you. Now that we've solved that it may be some type of funnel web spider, though usually those aren't want to climb up walls or stay out in the open for very long... but they are deadly (because it's Australia).
>> Anonymous
>>122578
brand...id say toyota
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
tits first then I'll tell you
>> Anonymous
It looks like a funnel web spider.
>> Anonymous
if you named it biscuits im sure it would be happy
>> Anonymous
Definitely looks like a funnel web spider. You might want to be careful with that thing.
>> Anonymous
if it is a funnel web spider, get rid of it. those things can kill you.
>> Anonymous
>>123280
>>123205

these people lie.
it is not dangerous,
in fact,
it enjoys being petted.

i looked it up on wikipedia.
>> Anonymous
THAT THING WILL FUCK YOU UP LIKE 3 BLACK GUYS BANGING YOU IN THE ASS! I'm serious, my uncle got bit by a funnel webber last august.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>123317
Did your uncle also get fucked in the ass by three big black guys? Really, he would have to, in order to properly compare them.

Also, funnel web spiders are very aggressive and poisonous. Much like the american "daddy long legs", however, their fangs are much too small to pierce skin, so they pose little risk. And if you believe that, then please, PLEASE pet the spider. You'll be doing the world a favour when you die.
>> Anonymous
>>123318
It was a metaphor based on speculation, dumb ass.
>> Doctor ? !yOVYMaY/uQ
Take better pictures. Specifically of it's back.

Head-on shots do minimal for ID.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>123322
I knew, I just wanted to talk about (possibly interracial) mansex. Also, from someone who has had a brown recluse bite, "the funnel web of north america", there is seriously no way you can compare the two. Unless we're talking about three cocks at once.
>> Anonymous
>>122578
OH GOD IT'S STARING AT ME
>> Anonymous
>>123100
lol @ because it's australia

do their women kill their mates after coitus?
>> Anonymous
>>122580
isn't this just a huntsman?
>> Anonymous
>>123199
I already called it Arseface..

>>123339
nah we get fuckloads of Huntsman's (I'm still bloody terrified of the bastards), but judging by how much bigger this one is, I doubt it's one

>>123318
we get Daddy Long Legs too, the only spider I'm not scared of.. they just bring the lulz because their venom is piss weak (even if they could penetrate skin)

>>123100
it's not a funnel web spider, but I have been close to getting bitten by one when I was a kid
redbacks and mouse spiders too.. but whatever

I've come to the conclusion that this is a Black House Spider.. poisonous, but not fatal

severe pain at the bite, heavy sweating, muscular pains, vomiting, headaches and giddiness..

it devoured the little grasshoppers I found for it, but evidently it prefers moths/mozzies/flies... so I'll feed it some of them then chuck it through someone's screen door... pics and lulz will ensue hopefully
>> Anonymous
I hear they get lonely, so you might try and find a white-tailed spider for it to play with
>> Anonymous
That's called an Underexposed Blurry Blackspider, they're harmless.
>> The Red Guy
Looks like my sister without makeup on
>> Swallow It
Spiders from another country i have no clue about. Looks scary as hell. You will see me tell ppl ignore that spider it wont hurt you. If this 1 spooked me in my house. I would squash it like a toasted cheese lol flat n hard.