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Anonymous
Have you guys heard of this phenomenon, /an/? It's apparently normal for female cockatiels to masturbate by rubbing their rear end against a cage. When mine first did this, I thought it was sick, but a quick trip to Yahoo! Answers resolved the matter.

I'm a little concerned, though - my cockatiel has done this maybe six times today (is doing so currently) and does it even after I took her out for about an hour. Is this frequency normal, or is my cockatiel some kind of crazy nymphomaniac?
>> Anonymous
she's just following your lead, you'll both go blind at this rate.
>> Anonymous
cockatiels enjoy doing one thing over and over

it's just what they do

one of mine is currently saying BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY with no signs of stopping!
>> B'gok
Some birds are just horny. I got a guy who is constantly humping, he just figured out the girl is there for him to do that to after several months.

Also, check your browser history to see what he has been looking at.
>> Anonymous
My family's old cockatiel did this constantly. She'd put her head in her bell and grind on the perch all the fucking time and twitter merrily while she did.

We never talked about it.
>> Anonymous
I have a male conure who routinely fucks the shit out of his hanging birdy beds. I have to wash and replace them constantly as he'll grind it bald and wear a hole in the interior cardboard. He's pretty vocal about it too.
>> B'gok
>>249378

I want a woman like that.
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
I hope you people wash those perches, christ.
Plz moev bird to a new cage.
>> B'gok
Please post more bird masturbation habit stories.
>> Anonymous
Try having two females. They try to get each other to do something and all that results is a lot of noise.
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>249398
So lesbian birds = American government?
>> Anonymous
Maybe you should get her a mate?
she might start laying heaps of eggs, and if she doesnt have heaps of calcium, its really bad for her, or even fatal.
>> noko
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mea_0tH2SrA
>> Anonymous
Why do people get so alarmed when animals are as obsessed with sex as they are? How come when they masturbate, people get grossed out? Why are animals supposed to be virginal?
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>249414
Some people get upset about other humans sexual habits as well (one notable example: homophobia).

I consider my pets family, and since I wouldn't want to watch my mother masturbating, I wouldn't want to watch my pets do it either.
>> Anonymous
>>249414
Not asking it to be virginal. I was just making sure masturbating six times in a day (like seven or eight now) wasn't a sign of some kind of nervous disorder. God knows I don't do it that much even, and I don't recall cockatiels being animals THAT sexually active.
>> Anonymous
Start fucking your bird, problem solved
>> Anonymous
Do only females do it? I've seen a (supposed) male doing it too.
>> Anonymous
>>249416
I bet you would watch your sister masturbate, though.
>> Anonymous
im in ur cage, fapping
>> Anonymous
We had a male lovebird who would get on top this fluffy toy in his cage and fucking grind the shit out of it then regurgitate all over it.
>> Anonymous
im in ur horny animal thread, fapping
>> Anonymous
BLOCKATIEL!
>> Anonymous
Damn, why didn't anyone block something with it?
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>249558
Nope.
>> Anonymous
>>249558
This is Bitter we're talking about, here. His sister? Naw. Brother? Maybe...
>> Anonymous
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my love bird Seamus dose that... and hes a boy... my boss has a female Yellow Fronted Amazon and she dose it to... its hot... my bird gets so into it he regurgitates ...... bleck


thats my love bird... sry bout the bad pic... i took it w/ my cell
>> Anonymous
>>249659
wait, he's gay?
>> Anonymous
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>>249696
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>249659
My brother IS in the Navy....Still, no thanks.

>>249696
They don't call us tripfaggots for nothing

And uh, on topic.. Birds are silly. Is chafing an issue for birds? It has to get sore after awhile.
>> Anonymous
>>249686
I've always kinda wondered, with most male birds not having penises and all, just a cloaca to rub against the female's cloaca, do they get any enjoyment out of sex. I guess that answers it...
>> Anonymous
>>249727

Last I knew, humans and dolphins are the only animals to get pleasure out of sex.
>> Anonymous
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>>249731
What about Bonobos?
>> Anonymous
I had a male budgie who'd do it a LOT. He'd even try to hump our hands now and again.
>> Anonymous
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>>249731Complete and utter bullshit perpetuated by uptight prudes. All animals enjoy the hell out of sex or they wouldn't be doing it! The more you love sex, the more you're looking for someone/thing to stick your dick in, the more likely you are to come out on top of natural selection.
>> Anonymous
>>249731
Maybe I'd think this was true if like everything under the sun didn't masturbate.
>> Anonymous
>>249738
Bonobos have perfected sex to such a degree that to call it pleasurable would be like calling Jupiter large
>> Anonymous
dammit steve
>> Anonymous
>>249731
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1702391

oops
>> B'gok
Quote "We had a male lovebird who would get on top this fluffy toy in his cage and fucking grind the shit out of it then regurgitate all over it."

So that is who is writing all that weird fanfic shit.
>> Anonymous
blockatiel ! wtf are you doing out of /b/
>> Anonymous
its normal for your bird to do that. It means its reached its mature age. If its doing it too frequently it may be bored out of its mind and only doing that to get unbored. Try playing with it more often introduce different toys. If that stilldoesn't do anything, I would maybe get a male bird or ask your vet.
>> Anonymous
>>249741
I had a male budgie that used to do it... against another male budgie. Since we had all male budgies in a cage together, my mother said it must be like prison to them.
>> Anonymous
>>250573
As they say, "any port in a storm."
>> Anonymous
>>249561
My lovebird did that too. Except i think he just regurgitated on everything and left a small mountain of it in his cage
>> Anonymous
>>250573
Budgie /y/. I fear the furries' furious fapping.