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Anonymous
Dear Bitter Anon,

Anon would like to know how Snailkitten's two little babies are doing. Pictures are desired.

Sincerely,

Anon
>> Anonymous
This anon seconds the first's curiosity.
>> Anonymous
And the third.
>> Anonymous
yes, post kittens nao plx
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Sorry for lack of updates. Snailkitten appears to have taken after her mother, in that she is a shitty shitty one. I've been locking her in the room every four hours and holding her down to make her nurse them (they utterly refuse the bottle), but if I don't force her, she completely ignores them. So, 95% hand rearing the kittens now.

On the plus side, they are putting on weight, and are bigger than their mother was when I got her, at around 3 weeks. Srsly, half pound week old kittens, hambrando's genes are showing.

Kitten1 is still screamy and wiggly, and has started biting all the time, and I'm trying to curb that before he grows teeth. Kitten2 is still very laid back and cuddly. Both have their eyes open most of the time, and I got a little bit of a purr out of 2 this morning.

Will try and get pictures, but it's really hard to do when I'm alone and can't leave them alone without them screaming, unless you want myspace-angle pictures of kittens on my lap.
>> Anonymous
>>122352
DO WANT!
>> 4tran
moar
>> Anonymous
>>122368
troll
>> 4tran
>>122372
I am not trolling; I also want to see pictures of his new kittens.
>> Anonymous
>>122421
sure, that's why you're namefagging up the place with 4tran. for trannies huh? sick bastard
>> Anonymous
Bitter Anon, how many kittens did SnailKitten have? I heard she had three but one died?
>> Anonymous
>>122426
murk loar
>> Anonymous
>>122352
Thinking of names yet?
>> Anonymous
It is lovely
>> 4tran
>>122425
You're obviously not familiar with a certain legendary programming language.

I'm among the resident namefags of /sci/, though I come here occasionally.

My only regret is that I missed so much of the story.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>122426
Yea, she had three, but the third kitten died. She was to be called Escargot, because she was slow to be born and looked like her mother.

>>122425
And what's wrong with transgenders? Also, as 4tran said in much nicer words, lurkmoar

Anyway, here are kittens. Two appears to have a little bit of an eye infection going on, but supposedly it's no that abnormal for kittens just opening their eyes. Here is a movie of me tickling and being bitten by kitten1. Yes, the lighting sucks, but I don't want to put anymore light on them than I have to right now. It's bad enough I have to use a fucking flash for you people.

http://rapidshare.com/files/44179694/P1010214.MOV.html
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Adorable but slightly traumatized kittenface
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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moar
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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and yet moar
>> Anonymous
needs moar kittenz
>> cats_need_fingering_to_the_ass
>>122604
OH YAY ANOTHER STUPID THREAD WITH CHEAP GENERIC KITTENS

DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY DIE WHEN BORN, BECAUSE THEY HAVE BAD GENES AND ARE WEAK BECAUSE OF THAT

IN CONCLUSION CATS GENERALLY SUCK, THEY ARE LIKE HAMSTERS BUT WITH NAILS
DOGS I DO LIKE
>> Anonymous
they are beautiful. they look so round and fat! thanks for the movie Bitter.
>>122668
fuck off and gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>122668
>CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL I LOVE DOGS BECAUSE I HAD A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE WITH A KITTY WOOF WOOF YIFF YIFF YIFF
>> Anonymous
>>122668
Hamsters have nails.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>122806
>>122789
I shall inform Snailkitten she has internet toughguys defending her honour and that of her kittens.

>>122808
inb4 Then why don't the build things? HUH!? IF THEY HAVE NAILS THEY SHOULD BUILD THINGS WITH THEM!

also, KITTENS
>> Anonymous
Call me Slowpoke, but why the name Snailkitten?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>122832
She is result of a giant swamp snail being bred with a housecat.
>> Anonymous
>>122836
whoa, I didn't even know that was possible
>> Anonymous
>>122838
Please be a troll. Please.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>122838
Yea, I was trying to get an isopod/cat hybrid, but they only had gray ones, I like the stripes. She's great, I just have to put her out in the yard for a few hours a day to feed her and keep her away from salt.
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This is her just after a molt, I ended up getting her a smaller shell, the purple one was just way too big.
>> Anonymous
I guess there are even trolls in /an/, after all. :D
>> Anonymous
>>122842
srsly, you should put that page on wikichan.
>> 4tran
Thanks for the pictures and movie, Bitter. The kittens are wonderful.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>122858
Meh, effort.
>> Anonymous
Dear Anima Fag,

Srsly, gtfo.

Love,
Axe
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The eyes, they haunt me!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>122876
Why must you ruin his innocence with a shitty macro? I banish thee to /b/, the 10th circle of hell!

(Actually I find that rather amusing, considering the bastard spends a good portion of the day biting me)
>> Anonymous
>>122605
Rárum, thou art a hairy beast, B. A.!
Ho hum, I find myself tolerating cats and especially kitties in increasing levels these days. And yes, even liking them.
...I blame 4chan.
>> Anonymous
>>123141
bitter is a bear
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>123159
False. I'm too short, and I like cats too much. I'm more of a.. teddy bear.

>>123141
/an/ is good like that. No one can be sad when there are kittens around.
>> Anonymous
>>122604
zomg, escargot died?? why/how??
>> Anonymous
change all of their names to biscuits
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>123183
Dude, did you just go through every thread and mention "biscuits"? I did that with "screeching cockfag" once. You make me want to start doing it again.

>>123180
"failure to thrive", ie kitty SIDS.
>> Anonymous
>>123193
its all a part of my scheme to get someone to name their pet biscuits. im pretty sure its working.
>> Anonymous
>>123193

The Doctors say she died of failure to thrive, but I know she died of prolonged labor.
>> Anonymous
Have you decided what to name the survivors?
>> Kerr
So cute. I wish you all the best.
>> Anonymous
>>123161
Delicious toes.;_;
Cute kittens btw.