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Anonymous
IF DARIN'S THEORY WAS TRUE HOW COME THERE IS STILL MONKEY'S HUH
>> Anonymous
A. Learn where your caps-lock is, fucktard.

B. Who the fuck cares about Darin's theory?

C. Monkeys still exist because you cleary have no fucking idea what evolution implies.
>> Anonymous
Darin? Who's he?
>> Anonymous
>>76362
CHARELS DARWIN U FUCKIN IDIOT DUHHH
>> Anonymous
>>76365
Charels?

Oh, come on. You're not even trying now.
>> Anonymous
The ones that didn't evolve were still smart enough to survive. 9_9
>> Anonymous
CAUSE MONKEYS COME FROM EGGS
WHICH ARE LIKE SEEDS
SOME SEEDS ARE DORMANT FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS
I LEARNED THAT IN BIOLOGY OK.
>> Anonymous
>>76381
EVERYTHING COMES FROM EGGS
>> Anonymous
I don't even think I can reply to this I am loling so hard.

It almost seems like the OP is trying to fail because that is the only explanation I can come up with for the pre-school level of trolling he is employing.
>> Anonymous
>>76383
true story: a church in my neighborhood had this message posted on its bulliten board outside: IF DARWIN'S THEORY WERE TRUE, WHY ARE THERE STILL MONKEYS?

i tried to troll up /an/ with something similar and failed. 4chan seems to be the most internet savvy community out there
>> Anonymous
Darin's a really gay pop artist around here. If he came up with a theory, I bet it would be just as stupid as OP tries so desperately to be.

It kind of answers your question, OP - People aren't smarter than monkeys. You're the proof.
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
>>76382
INCLUDING DOLPHINS
>> Anonymous
>>76432
I love me some dolphin eggs.
>> Anonymous
>>76418
NO U
>> Anonymous
For the same reason there are mutants in X-men but there are still humans.
>> Anonymous
The controversy probably arose when someone first managed to equate "monkey" with "chimpanzee-like creature". How this occurred remains a mystery to this day. Monkeys are cute and funny, whereas chimpanzees will rip your arms off and beat you to death with them for smelling the wrong way.

This sort of proves that humans didn't EVOLVE from chimps, we just ARE chimps who happen to have barbers and nukes.
>> Anonymous
>>76541
X gene seems more like a trait. Mutants in marvel comics are classified as Homo Sapiens Superior, rather than simply Homo Superior. See dogs and wolves.
And it doesn't make much sense in terms of real evolution or real genetics so don't ask further questions.
>> Anonymous
Because half the monkeys decided they were better off as monkeys and refused to turn into niggers.
>> Anonymous
bullshit, niggers evolved from angels that fell to earth after siding with Lucifer, and are black due to burning upon atmospheric entry.
>> Anonymous
>>76559
lol