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Greenpeace gayness Anonymous
Greenpeace is going to name a whale, and all they have are fucking hippy names. One option is however "Mr Splashy Pants"
We need to show those hippies that their gayness should fail. Vote mr splashy pants.

http://www.greenpeace.org/international/campaigns/oceans/whaling/great-whale-trail/gwt-vote?utm_sour
ce=gpi-whale-mail&utm_medium=email
>> Anonymous
I voted. Mr. Splashy Pants only has 4% of the vote currently.
>> Anonymous
I voted Mr. Splashy pants. fucking hippies want to call it 'Talei'. Which means "worth a lot of money".

Fucking idiots.
>> Anonymous
You need more exposure. Post this on /b/ and /n/
>> Anonymous
You need more exposure. Post this on /b/ and /n/.
>> Anonymous
>>184875
Good point. Do so, OP.
>> Anonymous
Mr. Splashy Pants is probably the only name that will draw attention to them but at least it'll be stupid attention.
>> Anonymous
>>184878
done
>> Anonymous
Voted, it's up to 5th place, we can push this guys.

Also, Fuck Greenpeace.
>> Anonymous
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Voted Mr Splashy Pants, but Bumi isn't a bad choice either

picture related
>> Anonymous
Voted.
>> Anonymous
hey

i have an idea

lets call it willy
>> Anonymous
http://www.glumbert.com/media/dolphin
>> Anonymous
How can people vote for Talei? Splashy Pants! Now up 10%!
we can do this.
>> Anonymous
Voted. Up to 12%. Leader is only at 16%.
>> Anonymous
Fuck this Talei crap. Mister Splashy Pants is the only name I'll accept
>> Anonymous
I just voted. Splashy Pants is first at 17%.
>> Anonymous
25%! go Mr. Splashy Pants!
>> Anonymous
Mister Splashy pants has 25 percent!
>> Anonymous
Fuckyeah Splashy Pants!
>> Anonymous
STOP VOTING!!
STOP VOTING!!

If it goes higher they'll suspect trickery!

Let's check in a couple of hours before it goes final to see if changes need to be made.
>> Anonymous
So far, Mr. Splashy Pants is number one.

Fuck yeah.
>> Anonymous
Fuck yes, I hope this gets actual media exposure
>> Anonymous
Libertad just got 6%, don't let that stupid beaner name win.
>> Anonymous
rape whale
>> Anonymous
Mister Splashy Pants is at 47% while Liberated which is second is at 6%. Jesus.
>> Anonymous
>>185031
I don't like beaners, boy.
>> Anonymous
>>184874
Maybe they confused it with 'Talel' or whatever Superman's real name is.
>> Anonymous
>>185031

I think someone told /b/...
>> Anonymous
Talei is making a comeback and is at 17%.
>> Anonymous
>>184874Which means "worth a lot of money".

So it's like calling it Precious. Precious the Whale.
>> Anonymous
>>185061
Oh great, give the Japs incentive to kill the whale.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Its sad that "Mr Splashy Pants" has 54% of the vote.
And does not actually have pants.
Especially ones that splash.
I hope they name a female whale Mr Splashy Pants.

Why didnt you fuckers suggest Biscuit?
>> Anonymous
>>185095
Too bad they didn't have write-in votes because we could've had the whale named harbl or moot.
>> Anonymous
What a brilliant scam to get people to visit their website.
>> Anonymous
74%! I think we broke their poll.
>> Anonymous
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It's down to 62%
>> Anonymous
>>185095
I can just see the headline:
"Mr. Splashy Pants is a mom!"
>> Anonymous
70%
>> Anonymous
66%
>> Anonymous
Mister Splashy Pants has been sitting at 70% for a while now. Libertad is in second with 3%.
>> Anonymous
Fuck yes! HaHAAA! Do you think they'll actually name the damn whale? I've got a diver's license and a soldering iron, I wanna carve "Mr. Splashy Pants" right onto the fuckin whale!
>> gizmogal !MmLOyiCYJs
I mean come on, how can they NOT name the whale Mister Splashy Pants?
That's so catchy.
>> Anonymous
>>185567
Kids will love it.

"Mommy! Mommy! Look! It's Mr. Splashy Pants!"
>> Anonymous
http://weblog.greenpeace.org/makingwaves/archives/2007/11/mr_splashy_pants_fan.html
>> Anonymous
>>185595
Alright, which one of you did it?
>> Anonymous
>>185595

These are lies! Greenpeace gets cold feet when realizing they have to name the sucker Mr Splashy Pants.
>> Anonymous
>>185668
lol, splashy pants is at 70+
>> Anonymous
>>185683
Now at 72% :P
>> Anonymous
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It's probably too late. They know some shits up. 72% is too fucking high and it just took a few of us.
>> Anonymous
>>185709
see
>>185595
>> Anonymous
I already feel splashy in my pants.
>> Anonymous
I don't see what the problem is. They invite you to "Get your friends to vote..", so I don't see how they can cry foul. The whale must be called Mr Splashy Pants.
>> Anonymous
I dunno guys, Humphrey is pretty cool too.
>> Anonymous
>To be fair to everyone else, this clicking marathon was removed from the voting results, but it didn't matter. BoingBoing and Reddit had both seen Mr Splashy Pants fly into the lead and posted the story on their sites...the rest as they say...'might' be history. If you don't like Mr Splashy Pants as a whale name, you had better get your friends to vote for something else.

>Because of the huge interest in the competition, we will now hold the competition open for 1 additional week, it will now end the 7th of December. Who will win, Mr Splashy Pants or another name?

Trying to back out? Lame as hell. But I think they'll really name it Splashy Pants if things stay legal.
>> Anonymous
Those pantywaste faggots. PUSH IT THROUGH! PEARL HARBOR DAY SHALL BE MR SPLASHY PANTS DAY!
>> Anonymous
>>185706
the fuck do you think the plus after the 70 meant, gentle tardonymous? also why the hell is it stuck at 72 still...
>> Anonymous
>>185900
disregard, I suck cocks apparently as it's at 73 now. must be a lot of voting? dunno.
>> Anonymous
Freedom is a stupid name.
>> cant touch this !AB5fTSvpY6
well ive just voted for mr splashy pants.the rest of the names are a bit gay,not only that but why would you name a whale in a language that is gonna hunt and eat its ass?73% ftw
>> user !!C1R1NyaX9kb
this is win
>> Anonymous
Go Mr Splashy Pants!!
>> Anonymous
>>185916

That whale is trapped by the earth's gravity. It'll never be free.
>> Anonymous
I think they did this on purpose. Look how many people who normally don't give a shit about whales are visiting their site and forwarding it around the internets.
>> gizmogal !MmLOyiCYJs
I just heard this via /n/, but...
did you read their latest blog post?
they're pissed, and think it was some guy from Arizona.
http://weblog.greenpeace.org/makingwaves/archives/2007/11/mr_splashy_pants_fan.html
>> Anonymous
If Mr. Splashy Pants doesn't win I WILL find a way to gouge the name into that whales blubbery hide.
>> Anonymous
If Mr. Splashy Pants doesn't win I WILL find a way to gouge the name into that whales fucking hide.
>> Anonymous
>>186016
Oh wow, I hope they don't actually remove the votes without investigating this, because it sure wasn't one person.
>> Anonymous
this continues to amuse me. thanks,>>186016
>> Anonymous
If Mr. Splashy Pants doesn't win I WILL find a way to gouge the name into that whales fucking hide.
>> gizmogal !MmLOyiCYJs
yeah, well, they DID write on the poll to tell your friends, so we're technically doing what they asked, no? :3