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RAT. Anonymous
hey guys, i'm getting a rat. it's a girl and it has not a name. what should i name it?
>> b mills
u should step on it, and name it "dead", because rats are retarded pets
>> Anonymous
bah thats bullshit, rats are killer pets.
>> Anonymous
>>110208

Dead is a boy's name.
>> Anonymous
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name it Hogarf
>> Anonymous
harbl
>> Anonymous
>>110314

Also a boy's name.
>> Anonymous
Vagoo
>> Anonymous
>>110208

Hey, OP, you should trust the opinion of someone too lazy and/or fucktarded to type out the word "you."

Also, name her Sage. Or Moot. Both are girl's names.
>> Anonymous
Snickers
>> Anonymous
I am neither>>110205nor>>110208but I was just thinking the other day about getting some sort of rodent-pet and naming him Dead. He would have to be a boy though, because Dead is a boy's name. A white rodent-pet with darkened areas around the eyes. I'd also get a brown one and name him Varg.
>> Anonymous
Name it mudkips.
>> cthulhu
my roommate has a female mouse and she named it adenine. i think it's pretty win. go ahead and steal it.
>> Anonymous
OP, you should get another rat so your female won't get lonely. Get another female. She'll be a lot happier and will live longer if she has a buddy.
>> Anonymous
>>110358
You Norwegian you.
>> Anonette
>>110376
At least a right suggestion. Rats are better in group than alone.

And they are good pets. I have 5 and watching them is entertaining.
>> Anonymous
apocalypse :)
>> Anonymous
Rat
>> Anonymous
I TOTALLY HAVE AN IDEA FOR A TSHIRT
>> Anonymous
>>110836

...
>> Anonymous
Suggestions for naming:

1. Dog
2. Pickle
3. Cheezit
>> Anonymous
>>110820

Dead is a Swedish boy's name.
>> Anonymous
Ratty McPantster
>> Anonymous
RrRrRrRodanté

You have to roll the R when you say it
>> Anonymous
give it the name of someone you know
like one of your siblings or boss, lol when you tell it what to do.
>> Anonymous
why dont you name it Rat, since, well its a fucking rat. name your other animals accordingly.
>> Anonymous
Call it Dethklok
>> Anonymous
>>111046

That's not even a boy's name anymore.
>> Anonymous
The Horned God.
>> Anonymous
Call it Judy
>> Anonymous
Norway, after rattus norvegicus. Or Normaline.
>> Anonymous
Norwai!
>> Anonymous
aaaawwww.she's so cute!i think you should name her daisy. she looks like a daisy.good luck with her!
>> Anonymous
>>111165

Would YOU take naming advice from someone who types like this?
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
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Googlyna :/
>> Anonymous
I hope you have a female rat at home, because rats -have- to be in pairs. :3 I have five rats and two have passed away, so I should know.
>> Anonymous
>>110205

Name it Rat the rat
>> Anonymous
>>111068
No wai!
>>110998
Swedes and Danes are all just gayer Norwegians. And Icelanders are weird Norwegians. They even sound like it. I can say this safely as I'm not from Norway. Besides, Dead is dead. ...I sat on him.
>> Anonymous
>>111256

:( Dead is dead?

Pictures or it didn't happen.
>> Anonymous
You should name it Cancer. Cancer the Rat.
>> Anonymous
>>111260
Google or wiki "Dawn of the Black Herts"...
>> Anonymous
(hearts)
>> Anonymous
>>111267
Well, yeah. Hey, another Anon to the rescue. And btw, no way am I posting that pic in here. I enjoy my unbanned state and leave NSFW to /b/...
>> Anonymous
>>111274

Last time it was posted in /mu/, there was a conversation about how cute he was, even in that picture.
>> Anonymous
>>111264
xba?
>> Anonymous
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Rats are awesome. I have 2 girls. Their names are Suki and Nami.

:3

If that's what she looks like, name her something cute. Otherwise, name her something gut-wrenching. Like Killer. :]
>> Anonymous
>>111321

That's a beautiful dumbo girl. Lucky find!
>> Anonymous
>>111321
y helo thar
>> Dogi !gxm5fvgBZ6
>>111321
I'm gonna eat Nami
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
lol wee animals
>> Kotone !bQXLaktCGc
>>111321
Whoops forgot mah tripcode. ;3

>>111339
TOO BAD THAT'S SUKI. Hahaha. Sucker.

>>111324
Yes, she is adorable. Some of her grey areas are turning a very pretty brown color, too. She's so sweet. Thanks, Petsmart! haha. :]
>> Duckroll !tBXCLV./NQ
>>111321

My cats could pwn ur rat.
>> Kotone !bQXLaktCGc
>>111344
Maybe. But can your cats look quite as adorable while eating ANYTHING?

I think not. :3
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
>>111339
Dogi...

Name it "It's a Fucking Rat, just pick a goddamn female sounding name and be done with it."

...Janet or Magenta.

>>111346
My cat can. Also my snake eats Suki and Nami's cousins weekly. NOMNOMNOM
>> Kotone !bQXLaktCGc
>>111348
That's okay...I have a snake, too. :] CRAZY HUH?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
This is the gayest thread that ever existed. The only way it could get gayer, is if someone posted homosexual rat sex.
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>111359
But my snake is on a plane.

Ergo I win.
>> Kotone !bQXLaktCGc
>>111365
My snake, however, is much sexier. As he looks like this. Minus the motley pattern.

Sadly I don't have any pics of him handy. :\
>> Kotone !bQXLaktCGc
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>>111368
Yes, he's an invisible snake...

Sorry, forgot the pic. >>;
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
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>>111368
>>111370
But can he ride a METAL GEAR REX?
>> Kotone !bQXLaktCGc
>>111371
...no. D:

DAMN.

[Cute snake, btw. :3 Corns are awesome.]
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
>>111373
I take my victory humbly.

Thanks. She's about 2 years old now, over 3 feet long and I'd say about as thick as a quarter in her thickest area. Which is amazing, seeing that she was so tiny when I got her at like 3 months old. Corns really are great little things, inquisitive and curious as can be. Zippy, too, if they want to get somewhere.
>> Kotone !bQXLaktCGc
>>111375
They're very cool animals. :3

A friend of mine is caring for Artemis(his name) until I move out or my mom magically loves snakes. She's very afraid of them. It's sad, and I miss him. But at least I can still visit. :]
>> Anonymous
>>110337
holy crap that must be universal lol