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Does anyone know how one could legally/illegally obtain a penguin in the US? It's my dream to have one as a pet!
>> Anonymous
Aww... it's cute! :)
>> Anonymous
Penguins should not be kept as pets. You haven't thought this through very much, have you?
>> S. Kimo
OP might be in Alaska
>> Anonymous
Three words for you:

Projectile fish shit.
>> Anonymous
>>311813

i'd bear it.
>> Anonymous
>>311857

I see what you did there.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
There is just something about penguins...

Animals can create certain feelings in humans, for penguins and me, they create a sense of hunger.

Look at the OP's pic, that creature looks like it would be goddamn delicious baked with a side of mashed potatoes. It's plump full of fats, cooking it would yield what is sure to be better than delicious.

We must allow humans to eat creatures like penguins, simply because they look so damn tasty.
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>> Anonymous
>>311550
See youtube japan penguin that walks to the fishstore and buys fish for its human family
>> Anonymous
>>311995
Lulz I love that. He wears a funny backpack and lives in a modified fridge.
>> Anonymous
>>311955
I disagree with you Sir........I say a side of roasted garlic potatoes. Not mashed.
>> Anonymous
1. Get a bag
2. Go to the zoo
3. ????
4. Profit