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#fortune Anonymous
I like turtles
>> Anonymous
Godly turtles.
>> Anonymous
Turtles
>> Frankengun !HgIdo42VU2
Alligator snappin' turtle is some good eatin'.
>> Anonymous
>>255734

I saw one attack a duck once and kill it.
>> Anonymous
thats no turtle, its a cat
>> Anonymous
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I like turtles
>> Anonymous
I've got an eight-inch red-ear slider currently chumming with some minnows he's too slow to catch in my bathtub.

I found him, there is nowhere nearby that I can access where he'd be able to easily survive in the wild, and I'm moving in less than three months, else I'd set up a nice fifty-gallon or bigger for him.

You get to Sac, CA, you can have him, OP. He thinks tiny young frogs are delicious.
>> Anonymous
>>256256
anything near where ur moving?

or one of your friends wants it?

last resort is to fry it up. Turtle can be tasty
>> Anonymous
>>256278
One former coworker who's balking at it because he's already got a similar-sized turtle in a similar-sized setup, but there should be much more room if you add another turtle. That, and he doesn't have room or finance to expand.

Last resort if I can't re-home him by August (not in a real rush until about then) is to hand him off to an adoption agency, but all the turtle/reptile rescues I've been able to find in California are in SoCal or just plain too far away for me to take the trouble to drop him off at.

I'm serious, though. Most regulars on /an/ are relatively knowledgeable, intelligent people (or so they present themselves) and I'd be willing to give him away to someone if they can come get him.
>> Anonymous
Turtles are wonderful.
>> Anonymous !EkPIibv7ls
I'm the ornate box turtle fag. My turtle tries to eat my fingers. He pisses out of fear if I put him in another room. He eats cockroaches and mice. He's a pretty cool guy.
>> Anonymous
I have a somewhat neglected Box Turtle that I feel bad for owning ever since it accidentally broke it's right foreleg and it healed wrong. I got this reptile when I was like 6 and didn't know better about owning reptiles. I'm 18 now. This bastard's been living in rather piss poor conditions for 12 years. Hardy turtle is hardy. I wish I could get rid of it sometimes... Or provide better. I'm scum.
>> Anonymous
I have a male and female tortoise that I wanted to mate, but it doesn't look like it's going to happen. The female is too grumpy, and whenever the male comes over to her to begin his mating ritual she'll bite him until he leaves. I'm wondering if he's just too small, or if she is just too violent. Either way, suggestions are welcome.
>> Anonymous
>>255725
Look, while I respect your views you need to undersand that forming a dildo out of your own shit would be pretty sloppy work.

And then what? I mean, not like you can take it to Glazed Over to get that shitdo tossed in a kiln or something, so you're just gonna cram a soggy, wet, toy into yourself and let it mush?

All I'm saying is, think it out people.
>> Anonymous
>>256322

You could always drive to the wildlife preserve next to I-5 and throw him off of the bridge. I'm sure he'd enjoy the area, assuming he survived the fall.
>> Anonymous
>>256362
I'm seeing one down southward in Galt, but that's along 99. Do you know the name of the one you're referring to, or a more specific location?

If I can find a decent place, I'm just as sure he'd love to be outdoors, and he's perfectly capable of finding and catching food for himself.
>> Anonymous
>>256601
I'm assuming he was joking. Either way, don't be a fucking moron. Red eared sliders aren't native to California. The native amphibians and freshwater crustaceans are in deep shit as it is, and who knows what the fucker is carrying, or how long before it would succumb to the bactera and viruses it hadn't previously been exposed to, given its time in captivity. There's a reason for the laws against releasing alien fauna.
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>>256352
lol

i've got 2 malayan box turtles. A prof at a college i knew bred them for reintroduction purposes but had a bunch of babies that they didnt keep track of so they couldnt keep them and she gave em out.

cute litte guys. Pic related