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Mallards Anonymous
Asshole duck, or BIGGEST asshole duck?
>> Anonymous
aflack
>> Anonymous
Dick duck.
>> Barksalot !!bUy38Am5hmk
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>>242741
I'm sorry.... Did you say Afroduck?
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>>242755

Afroduck has no power over HypnoALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>> Anonymous
When I was 4 years old, a duck jumped and grabbed a hotdog from my hand at the beach and ran away with that laughing-quack they do.
>> Anonymous
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indian runners are the best ducks
>> Anonymous
>>242999

seconded.
>> Anonymous
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This is the only way I want to see a duck: Ready for the oven!
>> Anonymous
>>242755

ALL HAIL.
>> Anonymous
>>243036

DUCK IS FUCKING DELICIOUS
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By far the BIGGEST asshole duck of all time.
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>>243063
Ch... chocobo?
>> Anonymous
>>242741
Where are its wheels?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>243102
;__________________;
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You mean best asshole duck
>> Anonymous
They're always fighting and fucking in my backyard. It's funny to watch because they're such lumbering slowpokes on land.

They still aren't nearly as obnoxious as geese.
>> Anonymous
There's a pair of gay mallards at my school. They snuggle together and walk around together. And they've decided the art building belongs to them so I have to hurry and run to get into it or they'll attack me.
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Am I seriously the first person to post this?
>> Poncho !yuVL0WVm.Q
>>243102
Natural selection at work
>> Anonymous
>>243216
We have a pair at my school too. They're pretty adorable.
>> Guodzilla
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Duck asshole, or BIGGEST duck asshole?