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Damn Crows Anonymous
How do I get rid of a flock of crows? The bastards are eating all of my cherries.

No firearms.
>> Anonymous
>>251463
The neighbors would have a fit if I shot at them and call the cops for animal cruelty.

So rice will bloat in their stomachs?
>> Anonymous
It should
>> Blackarachnia's giant robot tits !bXU0gE0lts
You mean a murder of crows.
>> Anonymous
>>251494
Back to /toy/ with you!
>> Blackarachnia's giant robot tits !bXU0gE0lts
>>251509
*hiss*
>> That Gomez
get bird netting for your trees. Unless they're eating them off your plate. Then I'd suggest a baseball bat
>> Anonymous
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>>251561
>> Demyx's Landmaster !!LRYbbMT7F9I
>>251468
no, that's a myth.

You're not getting rid of that murder easily, crows are smart and crafty birds. Try waiting until they come in to eat, then make a lot of noise and run at them to try to scare them away. If it works, wait and do it again when they come back. After a few times they'll hopefully get the message.
>> Anonymous
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>>251449
>> Blackarachnia's giant robot tits !bXU0gE0lts
>>252034
Stationary, non-moving scarecrows (the ones people usually picture when they think of scarecrows) seldom scare off scrows for very long, if at all. They're too smart for that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarecrow
>>Modern scarecrows seldom take a human shape. On California farmland, highly reflective aluminized PET film ribbons are tied to the plants to create shimmers from the sun. Another approach are automatic noise guns powered with propane gas.
>> Anonymous
>>251449

Some rice and bread soaked in medicinal alcohol. When they're all knocked out, bury them alive!