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WTF /an SERIOUSLY? Anonymous
so i'm watching TV right? and i'm chilling with my legs on the leg stand and leaning back on my couch relaxing after a long day.

so then comes my silver fox/rex mix rabbit, and runs around my legs. he stares at me for a second, licks himself, then JUMPS like a fucktard onto the couch.

so here i am laying on the couch staring at him pondering what propelled him up here, and he CASUALLY comes up to me. then he fucking grabs the remote from my lap, and fucking HEAVES it to the floor and SMASHES that shit into the fucking ground.

i was flabbergasted at the fucking gall this rabbit has. so there i was, staring at his fuzzy ass, and he just calmly licks his chops, turns around, and pounds the couch like he fucking owns it.

what do i do /an? i'm thinking of PUNCHING HIS SHIT IN.
>> You think your day was bad Anonymous
So I'm just running around this guys legs after a long day. I take a glance at him, lick myself, and figure I'd join him on the couch.

So here I am, chilling on the couch, and I figured I'd change the channel. He fucking knocks it away from me, onto the floor and smashes that shit into the fucking ground.

I was flabbergasted at the fucking gall this dude has. So there I was, staring at his pink face, and he gives me this look like he's going to punch my shit it. What the fuck?
>> Anonymous
LOL
Rabbit>you
>> Anonymous
Is the bunny in the pic the rabbit in question?
He looks badass.
>> Anonymous
>>281211
i'm asian
>> Haha Boss Nigger
>>281211

You think THAT'S bad?

So I was having this dude sit on me, his legs on my buddy the leg stand, and putting his back in my fucking face, must've had a long day.

So I saw his little bunny friend come up bewtween me and my buddy the leg stand, he stared at me and the guy for a second, he licked himself, and jumps like a FUCKTARD onto me! What the fuck!

So here I am, having this dude, and a fuckin rabbit on me, dude looked like he was pondering on what made his rabbit propel himself up there, he CASUALLY went to the dude, he grabbed my best friend, the remote, and fucking HEAVES him onto the floor, and SMASHES the remote into the ground! He killed my best friend!

i was flabbergasted at the fucking gall this rabbit has. so there i was, staring at his fuzzy ass, and he just calmly licks his chops, turns around, and pounds the shit outta me like he fucking OWNS me!

What do i do /an/? I'm thinking of SWALLOWING HIM INTO MY CUSHIONS.
>> Anonymous
>>281211
>>281256
faghive
>> Anonymous
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/RABBIT-CACCIATORE-106480
I've had it - delicious.
>> Anonymous
This whole thread sounds like a bunch of /b/ retardation but rabbits love to throw shit around. Completely normal. Kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
So I'm chilling on the couch, with the dudeman next to me, watching tv, like the lazy ass he is.

All of a sudden his rabbit pops outta nowhere, runs around the dudeman's legs, stares and dudeman, and then proceeds to lick himself. Then he jumps like a fucktard on the couch.

So the dudeman is pesively staring at the rabbit when all of a sudden the rabbit GRABS ME, THROWS ME ON THE FLOOR, AND FUCKING SHATTERS ME INTO A MILLION PIECES. And dudeman does nothing.

I was enraged at the fucking rabbit. So there I was, in a million pieces on the floor, glaring at him while he licked himself yet again as he pounds the couch like the fucktard he is.

what do I do, /an/? I'm broken, and I can't punch the rabbit's shit in.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
OP...there's never been a more appropriate time.

You must sit on it!
>> Anonymous
Beat it with the fucking remote, okay?
>> Anonymous
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=1r_8NoFfSFk
>> Anonymous
My little dwarf does crap like that all the time. Rabbits just love tossing things.

At least he doesn't casually walk up to you, bite down on a nipple and pull like my little brat does.
>> Anonymous
>>281322
stab his furry ass
>> Anonymous
>>281383
but with what?
>> Anonymous
>>281372
mine bites the buttons off my shirt
>> Anonymous
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YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!

What's the matter with you? Is this how you turned out? A useless pet-owner that cries like a woman?

What can I do? Boo-hoo /an/, what do I do?

What can I do? What is this nonesense? Ridiculous!
>> Boss Nigger
niggerbump
>> Anonymous
you and your bunneh need to go to couples therapy and work on your relationship. btw in b4 man/rabbit divorce
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>281817
Inb4 the remote is [spoiler]shattered[/spoiler] by this turn of events.
>> Anonymous
put it in the microwave
>> Anonymous
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i ate the rabbit
>> Boss Nigger
Now this is the story all about how my life got turned flipped upside-down, Now i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how my rabbit became Prince of the couch.

In a little crap house, born 'n raised, the couch is where I would spend most of my days, chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and watchin some porno up on the tube.

When my little rabbit that was up to no good, started makni trouble in my lvin room, he smashed one little remote and my mom got scared, and she said "You're movin with your soda and your snacls over there.

I begged and pleaded with her, second after second, but she got my snacks, and threw them the other way, she gave me a kiss 'n she gave me my ticket, I put my sock back on and said, "Might as well kick it!"

the other side of the room, yo this shit sucks, it's hard to fap right into these socks, is this what the other side of the room is like? Man, this is not alright.

I whistled for my rabbit and when it came near I PUNCHED IT'S SHIT IN and said "Get the fuck outta here!" If anything I could say this rabbit was fucked, but I thought Naw forget it, Yo rabbit some back here!

The cops, pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled the rabbit "Yo homes, feed ya later!" Looked at my jail cell I was finally here, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Jail-Air.
>> Anonymous
This thread made me laugh so hard that my bunny peed itself of fright
>> Anonymous
>>281256
Wtf?! It took 3 read overs to figure out that you were the couch and not this persons girlfriend. I read it as the bunny jumping up and shattering the dude fucking you, then you swallowing him into your cushions.

...
>>281372
Also, is this a dwarf or a rabbit we're talking about?
>> Anonymous
>>282186
fuck you
>> Anonymous
boss N.....that was bong.....
>> Anonymous
>>282934
why haven't you returned my emails?
>> Anonymous
YOU ALL SUCK
>> Anonymous
>>282934


It's Boss Nigger.

You can say "nigger," you're not going to get shot.
>> Anonymous
>>283028
nager