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Anonymous
I just learned you can order peacock and duck eggs off of ebay and hatch em. How awesome is that?

I am contemplating ordering a batch of peking ducks and then building a pond for them.
>> Anonymous
>>258634

Dude, a "peking duck" is called that because it pretty much means "duck prepared in the manner they eat at peking". It's just a normal house duck.

Also, whether it be ducks, geese or peacocks, expect a lot of hassles. All of them will ruin your lawn and muddy your pond grubbing for stuffs, and peacocks in particular are extremely territorial, so if you have more than one, expect to see the other one disappear short of owning a ranch.

Plus, you will get into a lot of arguments with the neighbours over the noise problems: ducks and peacocks aren't known for their soft, beautiful trill.

Also, there's a 50-50 chance of you getting a peahen - the drab brown female without the feathers. Mind you, having a peacock that wander around only so that your neighbours fight over who gets the windfall of feathers on their property is not pretty either.
>> Anonymous
>>258640
Ducks aren't noisy at all. Peafowl are though, holy shit.
>> Anonymous
>>258640
You make ducks out to be difficult and time-consuming to look after. Being a duck owner myselfI have to say they are a lot less work than perhaps a dog or a parrot, considering you look after them properly. Ducks are failry easy pets.
>> Anonymous
>>258640
at our zoo there was a peacock farm nearby and some of them, now they populate the zoo and pretty much scavange everything there. only good thing about it is we got to see genetics at work as we would occasionally see an albino once in a while.
>> Anonymous
YOU DO NOT WANT A PEACOCK! THEY ARE LOUD! Plus if they start reproducing they are like rats, you cant get rid of them.
>> Anonymous
>>258634
Srsly, stay the fuck away from peacocks. When I lived in Memphis some bastards down the street had one and you could hear it through half the neighborhood. Pretty as hell but they don't shut up.
>> Anonymous
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THIS IS THE NOISE PEACOCKS ACTUALLY MAKE, THEY ARE FUCKING CLIFFRACERS
>> Jesus H. Christ !!nwi78PCb+iZ
Order hawk eggs and peacock eggs..... breed them together forming a species of giant attack birds that breed like rabbits... Then send your army unto the world, demanding it's people to bow down to you and your multi-colored flock of small-child eating birds of prey.