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>> Anonymous
Two eskimos walk pass each other in the tundra..

Eskimo1: *turns back* "...Hey you."

Eskimo2: "..Who, me?"
>> Anonymous
My father went to the store and said he'd be back soon.

The store is 250 kilometers to the north.

I haven't seen him for 5 years ;_;.