Hey guys, I just purchased a cactus. Now I need a name for it. Any suggestions? Also, any tips for keeping it alive?
Name it Biscuit, fatty.
ignore the hideous OP to the right
>>214033nah, i was thinking more along the lines of a regular person name
how about marcus?
i named mine rutherford henry t. coolcactusBo7
in OP it looks like it's waving. maybe Jack Handey Jr.
I dunno, I name my cacti based on what they look like. I have a hairy cactus called Einstein and a tentacly one called Shub-Niggurath, but... I have no idea what your cactus should be named. Can't think of anybody appropriately flat.
maverick.It seems so lonely.
>>214035>>214036>>214037>>214049>>214050>>214052Wrong. It's name is Biscuit.
>>214053wrong, I'm not naming it biscuit
>>214056i'm treating this little guy with dignity, and biscuit isn't a dignified name
>>214056>>214057Lurk moar. Everyone knows that anything op asks name suggestions for is named Biscuit from then on.
>>214060oh, sry. i don't usually come here
>>214061Well now you know and that's why your cactus' name is now Biscuit.
Be sure to give him plenty of water. And he should be called Nyarlathotep.
I still would prefer a human name, I'm leaning towards Winston
>I still would prefer a good name, I'm leaning towards Biscuit.Fixed, fatty.
you are1. fat2. uglykeep your hideous form contained to your bedroom and never put your picture online again, tubbs.
call it Sepository
Call it Richard, or Dick for short.
>>214075gb2/b/
name it after the Cactus from Mariowtv the fuck they are called
>>214085Pokey
i think i'm gonna go with winston
>>214099excellent choice!!
neaaah, it's name is Biscuit
cactus tan
Clive the cactus :)
i had one of those fuckers die on me
try not to be less nurturing than a desert.
holy shityou're hideous
OP is fat, a camwhore, hitting puberty, and has gay hair and so much flab on his face that he can't open his mouth any wider than in the image.Want to keep the cactus alive? Be sure not to accidently eat it fatty.
>>214033>>214034>>214073>>214075>>214321>>214331I dare -ANY- of you to post your pictures. You're dumbfucks. It may not have been wise for OP to post his picture on 4chan, but you guys have no right to say shit, since you're all probably fat fucks yourselves that live in your mother's basement.Go die. All of you.Insecure bastards.
>>214347Even if we are all fat and ugly, we're still better than OP because we're doing the world a favor and not showing it off for no good reason.
>>214032>>214347Same fag
>>214399Because, obviously, if I defend him and don't call him horrible names, then I MUST BE HIM.Dumbass.
B.I.S.C.V.J.T.PROTIP: Do not drench the pot like you do for orchids, instead get a spray bottle and mist it lightly if you feel the urge to water it every day.
Well, I was gonna ask what the fuck kind of retard names a cactus, but I can see that plainly for myself.
unfortunate cactus of douchenozzle
i like ur plant on the windowsill but that is one fucking ugly cactus to the right
Wait op's a guy? I thought that was a really ugly girl. Turns out he's a really ugly guy that looks like a really ugly girl I guess.
>>214450Depends what kind of cactus, I had a prickly pear and I had a reseveoir of water underneath the pot (water started at about 2.5 cm depth beneath the pot) and i filled this up and gave the pot a damn good drenching when the cactus had used up a good deal of it's water stores and was looking a little deflated.This simulated the conditions it would get in the wild (several weeks of drought then a brief but torrential downpour) and the catus thrived growing larger and budding almost every time it was watered.Then I had to go to university so i had my dad and stepmother looking after it, which they did in a half arsed manner and it died.