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Anonymous
FUCKING SHIT there are motherfucking spiders in my motherfucking sink. what should i do, /an/?

a) kill them
b) release them so they can eat the flies that haunt my sink
c) ???
>> Anonymous
Kill them with fire.
>> Anonymous
pee in your butt
>> Anonymous
1. Turn on hot water
2. ???????
3. Profit!
>> Anonymous
Get a pan with a lid, stick them in it, put pan on stove, turn on stove, watch them dance!
>> Anonymous
Freeze them in ice cube forms
serve drinks
?????????
Profit
>> Anonymous
You got flies buzzing around your house?

Phase 1: Stop living in shithole.
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
>> Anonymous
Let them infest your hair and then clean your sink.
>> lol no
you have to....

GET TO THE CHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>121366
Do this and take pics
>> Anonymous
I had a spider running across a gas range oven long ago. I blasted it good with a quick bout of explosive fire.
That was probably the most satisfying spider execution I ever committed.