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Anonymous
Dear /an/

My hamster died last night. Make me happy.
>> QueenSaiyan
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Sorry to hear it :(
>> Bat Guano
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Many years ago, I was given a pet hamster, but it died within a year. The day I discovered it dead in the cage, I had to go to work to pick up my paycheck. When I got to work, my nasty paranoid bitch supervisor was waiting with a sour look on her face. She said, "I've been trying to reach you all day. Where have you been?" "The methadone clinic," was my reply. She then asked, "What would you say if I said I needed you to work Saturday and Sunday?" "I would say 'no' and 'no'" She replied, "You have to give me a reason WHY you can't work this weekend." I thought for a moment and said, "I gotta go give my dead hamster a Viking funeral." She just looked at me and told me to get out of there. While driving back home, I thought I really ought to give little Georgie a Viking funeral. I went to a military surplus store and bought a little Norwegian flag (they had little flags from pretty much all countries, displayed there). My friends made a little boat out of newspaper and took the dead hamster, the flag, a can of charcoal lighter fluid, a portable stereo tape player, and a cassette tape of Wagner's "Magic Fire Music." We drove to the beach (Santa Cruz, California), wrapped the hamster in the Norwegian flag, placed him in the boat, set it in the surf (which, luckily, was going out at the time), doused it in lighter fluid and set it on fire. While the little boat was burning and drifting out to sea, we played the track Die Götterdämmerung (Twilight of the Gods) Siegfried's Funeral Music from the tape. The sun was beginning to set. The three of us were standing to attention, sending our comrade off to Valhalla to the chords of Wagner, and a beach full of surfers and hippies were gawking at us.
>> Bat Guano
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An explanation to Wagner's stuff at:

http://larryavisbrown.homestead.com/files/Ring/Ring4_Twilight.htm

the direct link to the brief song sample is at:
http://larryavisbrown.homestead.com/files/Ring/death_chords.mp3
>> Anonymous
>>46498

Dude. Fucking respect.
>> Anonymous
>>46498

It's good that you gave your hamster a funeral worthy of a warrior.

/salute.
>> viking hamster funeral? ohlawd
>>46498
HAHHAHAHA

OH MAN. saved.
>> Anonymous
>>46498
God good, that's not a hamster it's a HUMAN BABY!
>> Anonymous
Bumping the thread about dousing a dead hamster in lighter fluid and setting it on fire by the beach lol.
>> Anonymous
>>46498
That is the coolest fucking thing I have ever read. Bravo.
>> Anonymous
Its more impressive with a live hamster
>> Anonymous
>>46498
Superior to many other pissy little excuses they call "funerals."
>> Anonymous
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I has a velocity!
>> Anonymous
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I'll get to the top eventually!
>> Anonymous
>>46498
vikings new how to turn a death into a party!