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http://www.peta.org/Sea_Kittens/index.asp

PETA is trying to start calling fish "sea kittens".
......
......Yeah, this is real.
>> Anonymous
why are you browsing peta.....

are you gay or something?
>> Anonymous
They do have a point though. As much as I dislike them.
>> Anonymous
>>331646
No, one of my friends found it and sent me a link.
>> Anonymous
Cats will EAT sea kittens.
>> Anonymous
>>331648
why are you friends with a petafag

are you gay or something?

>>331649
cannibalism, oh nos
>> Anonymous
>>331650
I barely even know them, actually. They posted it in their journal and I noticed it.
>> Anonymous
>>331650
Why are you so obsessed over his sexuality? Are you gay?
>> Anonymous
I only posted it because I thought /an/ would be interested.
>> Anonymous
God damn, PETA is fucking dumb.
>> Anonymous
>>331653
oooooooooooooh burn ?

no op, peta is a piece of shit, they think they are edgy because they spout random bullshit, kinda like the family guy of organizations
>> Anonymous
WHAT?! WHYYY?! Why change fish?! "fish makes them slithery, slimy, weird!" Okay, then! I know! Let's change snakes because they are the symbol of Satan! Let's change pig because it's associated with gross and fat! Let's change crow because they're depicted evil!
>> Anonymous
>>331661
lol change elephant because it's republican
>> Anonymous
Peta is stupid, but I understand what they're trying to do with stuff like this. It doesn't really make sense to say you shouldn't hurt one kind of animal, but hurting another type is ok. Either it's ok or it's not.
>> Anonymous
My sea kitten isn't moving anymore. I took it out of the tank and held it and petted it and it moved a lot, but didn't purr. And I got wet and now it isn't moving anymore.
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Sea kittens and chips.

I never knew cat tasted so good.
>> Anonymous
god read the stories, they're awesome.

"-2-

Summa Cum Laude

Tony the Trout is the smartest Sea Kitten in his school. Already litter-trained at 2 months old, Tony went on to double-major in neuroscience and environmental studies at Clamford University, eventually graduating with honors.

When Tony is caught and fed to a precocious young child who, having eaten one mercury-filled sea kitten too many, falls to the bottom of his class, the irony is not lost on him."

....ha!
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the new ironic wolf tee?

god I hope they troll on purpose

I would an hero before sending them $22 for it though.
>> Anonymous
>>331664
no one said killing kittens was wrong either

other countries eat cats, I don't think its wrong, I eat cows

just because we have cats for pets doesn't mean the azns don't have cows for pets

because they do

so stfu with the "everyone loves kittens but hates fish so it is unfair"

because life isn't fair

survival of the fittest, and the kittens and sea kittens just lost
>> Anonymous
>>331689
Maybe you don't think it's wrong to hurt kittens, but I think most people would disagree. Yes, even those barbaric Asians.
>> Anonymous
>>331689
They eat only dogs in asia, you moron -_-
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Hah, won't work in Germany. Meerkatze (sea cat) is already in use by these cuddly fellows.
>> Anonymous
>>331706
roffle, they eat cats all the time dumb fuck
>> Anonymous
>>331650

Fishing Cat is a monster
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this is brilliant
>> Anonymous
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>>331712
>> Anonymous
They're petitioning to stop the fishing industry.

Using a website designed to recruit children and 16-year-old girls.

Remember when they were People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and not revolutionaries?
>> Anonymous
>>331723
Surely you must be talking about Greenpeace?
>> Anonymous
>>331726
No, those guys are terrorists.

Molotov cocktailing fishing vessels and sabotaging foresting equipment.

But you're right. Petards are mostly harmless compared to Greenpeace.

This website is still trying to poison the minds of children.
>> Anonymous
>>331730
lets say i went to work on one of the vessels that greenpeace attacks, if I say, defended myself and the ship against these attacks with violence as well, would it be legal? because if so, why do the ships not carry assault rifles?
>> Anonymous
>>331733
That may be justified.

I'm sure ships have some weapons to repel boarders [modern pirates, ect].

Also, international waters, ect.
>> Anonymous
>>331734
then why do we not hear about greenpeace getting slaughtered by the asians they attack?
>> Anonymous
>>331736
Because, really, no one fucking cares.