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KING FAT
Hey /an/, greetings from /v/

We were having a discussion and were wondering: Could a mountain lion kill a bear?
>> Anonymous
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Black bear = yes.
Adult grizzly = unlikely.
>> Anonymous
Oh jesus no. A bear and a mountain lion? No, that's not even valid, the lion would get a few good bites in, but the bear's fur is so thick it wont do shit. The bear would splice the lion up with it's claws in no time.
>> KING FAT
Okay so next question: How many mountain lions would it take to kill an adult grizzly bear?
>> Anonymous
>>305769
3 would suffice. The bear wouldn't be quick enough to claw at each of them, they would circle around the bear quickly scratching and biting the grizzly slowly until the bear just gives up.
>> Anonymous
Are we talking about a fullgrown bear or a bear cub separated from his mother? If the latter, yes, a cougar can kill a bear cub. But if the mom's around or we are talking about an adult bear, then no. Hell no. The bear would kill him with just one swift blow.
>> KING FAT
Okay so what could a kill a bear in a one on one scenario? Land-based animal, of course. My money would be on a gorilla.
>> Anonymous
>>305785
Hard to tell, really. Siberian tigers can kill small female brown bears, but they'd have no hope of defeating a male grizzly bear.
>> KING FAT
>>305788
Alright a better question: Could an adult grizzly take down an adult bull elephant?
>> Anonymous
>>305791
Good point there. A big grizzly might just be able to defeat a rhino, but a bull elephant seems too much even for a grizzly. Musthing male elephants are known to skewer rhinos.
>> Anonymous
>>305764
I know where this is going, you'll find that tigers are the most badass animal on the face of the planet, they will kill and eat anything they want to. They would rather not have a fair fight but who gives a shit life isn't fair!

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>> Anonymous
>>305785
I could kill a grizzly
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>305764
A challenger appears!!
>> Anonymous
I once killed a bear. With my bear hands. Im also a bear.
>> That Gomez
>>305838
fuuuck honey badger. run the fuck away time is now
>> Anonymous
>>305854

How fast are they anyway? They'll at least give me time to run away before they leap for my gonads right?
>> Anonymous
>>306456
You have no chance of escape
>> Anonymous
Elephants are indestructible. Nobody can defeat an elephant 1 on 1.
>> Anonymous
>>306462

If you were really fighting for your life couldn't you strangle him? I know he'd ruin your arms but if think you are gonna die and have adrenaline super power maybe you could win.
>> Anonymous
>>306476
Maybe, but not before he took your testicles!