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http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/index.asp?c=pcmgb08

Has anyone played the new Peta game: Cooking Mama kills animals?
>> Anonymous
lol Petards
>> Anonymous
Peta is bullshit, but I'm still against the practice of factory farming. If we're going to eat animals, we should treat them ethically.
>> Anonymous
Turkeys don't bleed like that when you pluck them.
>> Anonymous
lol bleeding eggs
>> Anonymous
>>340798
Why? We're going to kill them anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>340814
Why aren't people tortured to death anymore, btw? This whole lethal injection thing? I don't get it. Why not just hang them with their own intestines like they used to do in the olden times? Or burning alive or something.
>> Anonymous
>>340798
So instead of making fish farms, we should just fish the seas until they're empty. got it.
>> Anonymous
>>340798
You mean like that futuristic farm where the cows are kept near the other cows at all times, and the milking stations are voluntary, and the cows choose to be milked only when they feel swollen, and there are various massage stations around the farm for them to rub against?

Because that looked kinda wasteful.
>> Anonymous
>>340847
I don't see any problem with that. After all, we are going to kill them anyway and punishment for some vicious crime. May as well make the punishment vicious too.
>> Anonymous
>>340814
Because, an animal kept in horrible conditions is going to yield horrible meat. Don't you want your meat to be more delicious?
>> Anonymous
>>340814
Because, an animal kept in horrible conditions is going to yield horrible meat. Don't you want your meat to be more delicious?

>>340851
No, just ethical, as in they can run in the grass for a few hours every day and aren't pumped up with hormones. Haven't you ever compared "organic" meat to factory farmed meat? Which one was better?
>> Anonymous
Couldn't Nintendo sue for some reason or another?

Or would it just be bad press if Nintendo sued PETA?
>> Anonymous
do they have one where you abuse a dog?
>> Anonymous
Mama's a terrible cook...that turkey doesn't look delicious at all!
>> Anonymous
>>340806
Also, eggs don't bleed when you crack them. Wtf.
>> Anonymous
>>340899
Exercise builds muscle and stresses it which makes the meat more stringy and tough. The obvious choice is to not let the animal move at all. Like veal. Animal torture does taste good.
>> Anonymous
I dont get it, why are all Peta games based on killing animals? Shouldnt they be makeing games about saveing animals ?

If someone else made a game like this, Peta would be protesting that it portrays bad treatment of animals.
>> Anonymous
>>341149
Turkeys aren't active by any means.

>>340911
The odds of that are about the same as nintendo suing for all the porn/hentai. Ain't gonna happen.
>> Anonymous
I think I found my new favorite online game...except until the part where you turn into a vegetarian waste of space.
>> Anonymous
>>340847
actually some states still hang or have a firing squad, but we don't put people to death anymore so we don't get the awesomeness of a firing squad
>> Anonymous
>>341193

LOLIRONY
>> Anonymous
I'm throwing a party the day Newkirk dies.
>> Anonymous
lol PETA euthanize animals and are a bunch of fucking retards.
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>> Anonymous
>>341242
THATS BECAUSE THEYD EITHER END UP ON THE STREETS, OVERCROWD A SHELTER, OR NEVER GET ADOPTED. THE REASON THEY DO THAT IS BECAUSE ITS BETTER TO DIE A PAINLESS DEATH THEN TO GET ABUSED OR MISTREATED. FUCK. THINK ABOUT IT. ITS CONTROLS ANIMAL POPULATION. FOR GODS SAKE YOU FUCKING TARD
>> Anonymous
ugh, thread makes no sense, must sage
>> Anonymous
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>>342040

Interesting logic.

So you'd thank me if I came to your house and pumped you full of poison because you might maybe perchance perhaps possibly be killed in some way in some location at some time?
>> Anonymous
>>340847
It's going to shock you but I read that and thought: "Huh, that's a good question."

We should bring it back.
>> Anonymous
Man the suffering brings out all the flavor
>> Anonymous
DAMN IT JUST AS I WAS GETTING INTO IT MAMA HAD A CHANGE OF HEART
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>>342762
It was sarcasm, dear. Caps lock, cruise control, etc.