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Anonymous
my dog ate a whole pan of brownies tonight while they where still hot
(dont worry he is totally fine, the chocolate and heat did not affect him)

what did your dog steel from you while you back was turned?
>> Anonymous
a whole chicken that was beautifully roasted. i had just pulled it out of the oven and i went to go for a piss, and when i got back MY FUCKING DOG WAS EATING IT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR. A WHOLE FUCKING CHICKEN. ON THE FLOOR. AND IN MY DOG.

I HAD FUCKING CHEEZ ITS FOR DINNER. FUCK.
>> Anonymous
>>263440
I LOL'ED
>> Anonymous
>>263457
YOU WOULD ONLY NEED THE ' IF YOU WERE MISSING A LETTER THERE, FUCKFACE. YOU PUT A FUCKING E AND A FUCKING '. GOD DAMN YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

ACTUALLY, LOL ISN'T EVEN A FUCKING WORD. AND LOLED OR LOL'D WOULD BE LAUGH OUT LOUDED, WHICH IS WRONG. IT WOULD FUCKING BE L'D-OL. NIGGER
>> Anonymous
my dog stole the following:

cake
chicken leg
chocolate

my dog's pretty smart. give him something, say "destroy" and he goes right at it.
>> Anonymous
>>263458
8/10
Would be trolled again.
>> Anonymous
My dog ate glass. Not shitting. Dropped a glass jar of cheez whiz and went to get stuff to clean it up and there he was, chomping away on the glass, there was blood everywhere.

He lived eight years after that. Iron stomach on that dog.
>> Anonymous
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>>263477
>> Anonymous
Trust me, we did. He spent days passing glass and he made a full recovery. He was an awesome dog.
>> Anonymous
>>263477

This. My dog ate things that I'm sure would have ripped apart my insides and came out unscathed. She ate a razorblade. At least I think she did. Came home as a kid to find one of my dad's disposable razors chewed to hell, and the actual sharp part was missing. We've never found it in the 10+ years since then, so I'm pretty sure she ate it.

A fucking razor blade. Damn was my dog stupid sometimes. Other times she was the smartest dog I ever knew. She would intentionally get revenge on us when we had to leave her alone. One time, I came home to find one of the couch cushions unzipped, with all the stuffing ripped out. I had a dog that could use a zipper.

As fr food she's stolen. It depends on what you call food. She stole tons of candy bars, as well as crayons and even my sister's medication one time. Cast iron stomach.
>> Anonymous
I once left some tacos on the counter for breakfast before high school a few years ago. about 7. I went to take as hit and it was gone :(
>> Anonymous
one thanks giving dalmation ate 1.5 pies the first while no one was looking and the second he stole in fron of every one, he only got a chance to eat half... very very fast
>> Fang The Beast
GODDAMMIT /an/ I JUST MADE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHICKEN EVER AND IT WAS DONE AND THE HOUSE SMELLED SO GOOD AND IT WAS ALL JUICY AND THE SKIN WAS CRISPY AND I TOOK IT OUT OF THE OVEN AND PUT IT ON THE COUNTER THEN DECIDED TO GO FOR A PISS BEFORE I ATE IT SO I DID AND THEN WHEN I GOT BACK MY DOG HAD TAKEN IT OFF THE COUNTER AND WAS EATING IT ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>> Anonymous
My rabbit ate a lightbulb. No shit.
>> Anonymous
my bird stole a french fry

the fucking dick
>> Anonymous
My cat's mom (they were both strays and we kept her until he was weaned) could use a spoon. I don't know how or where she picked up this skill, but one day, I was eating cereal and she comes up and takes the spoon from my hand and uses it.
>> B
My parrot and dog over their lifetime ate about 5 grams of my weed.
>> Anonymous
One of my dogs chomped a bee. Turns out she was really allergic. Her face got all swelled up. Lil' numb-nuts is still alive though.
Same dog and her kid have abso-fucking-lutely no problem trying to take food right out of my hand while I'm trying to eat it.
>> Ragnaros the Firelord
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>>263982
beat their ass.

my dog will eat my used socks if i leave them where he can get them.
>> Anonymous
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stole my chips, that bastard
>> Anonymous
My dog ate a plum tree.

It was a very young tree, only about 4 feet tall, but still.
>> anon
my mom's dog ate s.o.s pads while my grandma was cleanig.she had to give him kaopectate.by the end of giving it to him it was every whare..from one end of the kitchen cabinets to the other.
>> anon
well it was a cat not a dog be ha used to eat dorritoes strait out of the bag.not just licking the cheese of but he would crunch it and eat the whole thing.the first time he did it we were in a car moving to our new house
>> Anonymous
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Always with meat
Outside grilling and she came out and took a large steak IN FRONT OF EVERYONE
Few days after second rescue dog was living in the house he took a half a poud of bologna when my father went to get bread
Another is I just poured a little A1 then left the room for a moment and I came in to see sauce splattered on the counter and floor AND THERE SHE WAS WITH MY DINNER SHE FUCKING SWALLOWED IT I BARELY SAW HER CHEW It was seriously consumed in less than a minute
>> Anonymous
I never understood this shit, how unbehaved are your animals that they get away with shit like this repeatedly?
If my dogs ever tried to steal food that was for people (which I'll admit they did when they were younger, but only once each because I instill the fear of god into them.)
I'd beat the shit out of them.
>> Anonymous
I caught him eating a koi fish from who knows where. He had no throat obstructions luckily.
>> Anonymous
Thread makes me lol and cringe.

My dog ate half of a gumboot... That's about it. Otherwise she'd just go out and find part of a dead sheep somewhere and drag it home to roll in.
>> Anonymous
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this one opened a container of sun dried tomatoes, peeled the plastic seal off, and ate the whole thing. She's eaten whole bags of chocolate, chips, steak off my desk, just about anything in the open.
>> Anonymous
>>264407

then again the steak was only once, other than that it was when no one was home and she wasn't in her cage.
>> Anonymous
entire pizzas. Once my sisters dogs stole it off the table and ate it, right after I got it. Second time I made it myself and my dog ate it.
>> Anonymous
>>263438
a cowboy hat.
ill never -ever- forgive that bastard. i loved that hat.
>> Anonymous
my terrier ate an entire plate of mac n cheese on me :( I was fucking pissed as hell
>> Anonymous
my lhasa tricked me once when he was freaking out barking at the door when I was eating, and when I went to see what the fuck was going on, he raced back to the table, jumped up on my chair, and finished my spaghetti in seconds. he's also managed to eat an entire chicken leg whole (which is astounding for his size), as well as a pork chop he got at once.