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Vultures Anomynous
/an/ why do people hate Vultures? Are they annoying? Does it remind bald people of their own shortcomings, or are humans stupid enough to believe that something that isn't traditionally cute must be evil?
>> Anonymous
>are humans stupid enough to believe that something that isn't traditionally cute must be evil?

It's this one.

Also, they hang out around dead things.
>> Anonymous
Also, look at that glare. Give it a stovepipe hat and handlebar mustache, and I'd totally believe that it ties women to railroad tracks.
>> Anonymous
It's because they throw coconuts at you and if you happen to be riding on a giant frog at the time it's a real bitch to get past them and giant riding frogs don't just grow on trees you know.
>> Anonymous
>>315552
Yeah they come in crates. God I loved my childhood.
>> Anonymous
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>>315546
Like this?
>> Anonymous
Vultures smell bad and vomit out their own shit as commonly as they crap it out. I guess those weren't coconuts that Necky was coughing up.
>> Anonymous
Vultures are the carp of the skies, eating everything that somebody else either doesn't want or can't finish. The fact that they can live on rotting flesh that would kill a human in a matter of days is rather unpleasant though.

Also, they fly high....


really high.
>> Anonymous
Vultures' stomachs are immune to anthrax bacterium

which is pretty hardcore.
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>> Anonymous
They fly around waiting to find dead things to eat, so they were considered some kind of harbingers of death, or a symbol of that. The fact that they look displeasing, have very sharp features, hunch over and hobble around only added to the stigma, really. Flying in menacing circles also didn't help. They're more often seen as waiting on the side-lines in books/movies, being cynical and waiting for the death of others.
>> Anonymous
I kinda like vultures. I wouldn't ever touch one or want to become vulture food, but I still like them. I saw a group of them on a dead horse on a mountain road. You could smell it from inside the car and they had hollowed out the horse pretty much and some were hopping around inside it's ribcage.
>> Anonymous
People don't like them because they roost in huge fucking numbers in the same place. There's a big tree in my old hometown that has become home to a fuckload of them and they keep trying to pass an ordnance to get rid of the tree but it gets shot down every time on account of "where the fuck are they going to go, smart guy?" Now they just wanna kill them all, and that has even more people riled.
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Fucking ARGH RAGE. It's just like how society says snakes are evil, so people view them as such. I don't have access to my Vulture picture folder or else I'd spam pictures.
>> Anonymous
Buzzards and vultures don't smell the rotting flesh
As fast as they clergy and preachers smell where is the money.
>> Anonymous
I love vultures.
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i don't hate vultures. in fact there's one that has his nest just across the street from my place; quite interesting to observe it from time to time.
>> Anonymous
ITT People from WV and other red states.
>> Anonymous
the vultures ate my dead ass up
>> Anonymous
They shit on themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>315832
thats to keep cool
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my favorite bird
>> Anonymous
you can kill them a lot easier with the frog.
i personally like the gnawty beavers
>> Anonymous
>>315841
wow, what is that? beautiful.
>> Hilarious reviews. Anonymous
>>315653
YOU KNOW THIS! BALLIN!

right?

Anyhooo...I saw a turkey vulture on the median guard rail on the highway months ago, was cool
>> Anonymous
>>316463
why it's the king vulture, of course.
the one at the horrible drive-thru safari i went to LOVED me, or wanted to eat me. either way, he was my favorite.
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We your friends! We your friends! We your friends to the bitter eeend!