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I gave my hamster some cider last night and he loved it.

"Hamsters have an extraordinarily high liking and tolerance for alcohol. Their tolerance is equivalent to 40 times the human tolerance in proportion to body weight. As a result hamsters have been used successfully in trials of anti-alcoholism drugs by seeing if they were put off their preferred choice of a 15% alcohol solution when given the choice with plain water. Scientists believe they have found ways to moderate "volitional drinking of alcohol" by hamsters. Tomato juice, chocolate drink, kudzu extract (Kevin Lauderdale tells me that Kudzu is a plant from the American South known for its incredible rate of growth - it can cover a VW Beatle overnight), and other fluids seem to suppress their alcoholic appetite."

Hamsters have an extraordinarily high liking and tolerance for alcohol. Their tolerance is equivalent to 40 times the human tolerance in proportion to body weight. As a result hamsters have been used successfully in trials of anti-alcoholism drugs by seeing if they were put off their preferred choice of a 15% alcohol solution when given the choice with plain water. Scientists believe they have found ways to moderate "volitional drinking of alcohol" by hamsters. Tomato juice, chocolate drink, kudzu extract (Kevin Lauderdale tells me that Kudzu is a plant from the American South known for its incredible rate of growth - it can cover a VW Beatle overnight), and other fluids seem to suppress their alcoholic appetite.
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i sees double

does anyone else sees double two?
>> Anonymous
Whoops, must be drunk myself :-)
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>> Anonymous
Kudzu isn't from the south, it was introduced here.
>> Anonymous
>>103889
Where the hell is here, nitwit?
>> Anonymous
>>103903
Obviously he's in South America, ergo "here" would be where he's living; South America.
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>>103904
That would be the US South, not South America. Louisiana, specifically. The article makes it seem as though kudzu is native to this area, when it's an introduced species.

I am stamping out ignorance .
>> INVALID
>>103938
Kudzu is edible and REAAAALLY resilient.
>> Anonymous
>>103938
reminds me of the sentient carpets from captain star

"shampoo me..."
>> Anonymous
>>103938

Why the fuck is that image compressed in .gif format?
>> Anonymous
>>103960
Nothing can eat it faster than it grows, though.
>>103977
I dunno, ask the internet.
>> Anonymous
>>103988
Well well, I think we just solved the issue of cattle feed.
>> Anonymous
double post is double
>> StormyD !AB45uSXLbE
>>103849
>>Tomato juice...seem to suppress their alcoholic appetite.
I wonder if the makers of V8 will find a way to capitalize on this research...
>> Anonymous
Kudzu is the shit. I wonder, if you fell asleep next to some kudzu , would you become swamp thing?
>> INVALID
>>104302
I want to say I heard/read somewhere that.. it can grow over you....having fallen asleep... but then again...
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>>104302
*yawn that was a good na-- OHH MY GOD!
>> Anonymous
>>104301
doubtful. my best friend's favorite shot is tequila with a tomato juice chaser. the chaser does not prevent him from taking more shots.