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Anonymous
"While many submersibles are carefully engineered to withstand the most intense pressures of the deep ocean floor, there are yet others made specifically for explorations into or around the territory of the nigger fish.
While exploring nigger fish territory, it is essential the underwater explorer follow three simple rules.
Rule 1: Try and avoid known nigger fish territory. In the event that you must pass through territory known to be inhabited, or "tagged" by nigger fish, use extreme caution, and be estra sure to follow rules 2 and 3.
Rule 2: Lock your doors. There are already locks and air pressure seals on all submarine hatches, but many subs which are meant to be in nigger fish territory have electronic lock systems, to be used nervously while passing clutches of nigger fish "gangs."
Rule 3: Don't relax. Never, ever relax around these dangerous, boisterous creatures."
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