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Mounts Anonymous
Okay /an/. Here's a new one.

If you could pick one animal, that would be made rideable, like a horse, what would you pick?

I'd pick a pangolin, because they're like transformers. If someone flips me off, I could go "PANGOLIN CHANGE!" and the thing's spikes would raise up and freak everyone out.
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BAT
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>>83413
Dammit, took mine! D:

Well, I'D Ride a tiger.

or a WOLF.

HA.
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FERRET!
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Caracara, because they both run and fly.
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Polar bear
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David Bowie.
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does this count?
I hope this counts
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Brown Bear
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>>83408
the bald eagle
>> Anonymous
Siberian tiger ~
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>>If you could pick one animal, that would be made rideable - I'd pick a pangolin, because they're like transformers. If someone flips me off, I could go "PANGOLIN CHANGE!" and the thing's spikes would raise up and freak everyone out.

I would definitely freak out if I saw someone impaled on a pangolin next to me on the highway.
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this would be my epic mount
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A barn owl.
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Do you have any idea how many chicks you'd get if you had a giant puppy?

ALL OF THEM
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LEOPARD GECKO
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>>83496
Jesus Christ, it's a lion!
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>>83507
GET IN THE CAR!
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>>83486
Seconded.
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i soviet russia lizard rides you!
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NO ANIMAL IS BETTER TO RIDE THAN A HORSE <333

But uh...
I think I'd want to ride a raptor. Instant claw-weapons too if you get into a fight. And think of how to solve traffic jams caused by people riding lizards?
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I want a wild boar to ride. Second choice is a giant jumping spider.
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>>83448

I lol'd. I'd go with....A giant bird. Like a mutated eagle that became huge or something.
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capybara is superiorzzz

large rodent for long nights of corm grazing
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Postosuchus, Dire Wolf or Brontotherium.
Barring those, I'd ride a rhino.
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>>84349
I like the way you're thinking, but I'd go for something bigger: Indricotherium! (Though I could settle for a mammoth, too, since they'd be easier to keep here in the winter.)
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I win, cuttlefish is the awesome, imagine having a ride that changes colors, has tongue that can slurp up ppl u hate and floats around all cute like
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>>84387
Can I have my mounting tiger mount me? Cause that would be totally hot
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>>84387
ok, cuttlefish or perhaps giant dog
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>>84373

...wtf?
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>>84387
SO dropping the raptor idea.

Or better yet, getting a raptor AND a cuttlefish!
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Tooooo many choices. Probably something uninsipred such as a siberian tiger as someone else mentioned.
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EPIC WININININ
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Uh.. a BEAR? Honestly, I don't know HOW this made it to so many posts without bear cavalry.
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>>83445
What about>>84532and>>83455?
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I would ride a mighty triops into battle and strike fear into the hearts of my enemies.
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Yeah... that's right. You're all fucked now!
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>>83448Very yes.

A cuttlefish would be awesome, but i'd kill to be able to ride a quetzal or a wolverine.
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>>83526
Same here.
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dragonflies. great predators, can pick people up and bite their heads off, and also expendable.
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Ignorant anonimii, the obvious choice is:

SHARKS WITH FRIGGIN "LASERS"
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>>84614
attached to their head i supose
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kimono dragon obviously. They their drool could fuck you up.
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>>84764

I hope you meant 'komodo dragon'. Get your head out of the Japan.
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A flying creature certainly has its advantages, so the thunderbird would be pretty good, alternately a rhino would be awesome in battle, imagine the General of the army charging through enemy lines with an armored rhino, unstoppable!

>>84764
>kimono dragon

LOL
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>>84614
Only if you live in the water, seaman.
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gecko. Hang on and climb a walll!
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>>84777
Holland. Close enough.
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i would like to imagine charging into battle with my comrades on a rippling sea of weasels.

that, or the quick and lethal hummingbird. YOU WON'T SEE US COMING
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I would choose a Triceratops. I don't think there's much that would be able to stand against a flock of charging Triceratopseses, ridden by knights in 17th century plate with lances.
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Lances were no longer used with full plate armor by the European heavy cavalry in the 17 century.
Instead, carbines and pistols were, with heavy 3/4, half or just cuirasse armor that really had a chance of stopping a slow lead ball, at least in the chest area.
Anyway, triceratops seems too large for a single rider's a mount. Things that size should be carrying a howdah with several shooters or maybe a back-mounted field cannon and crew.
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I care not for historical accuracy, I like the elegant armour of the C17th, and as guns of any kind are solely for action movie fantasists and the emotionally immature, I want a lance. I also want a sword for backup and to use when dismounted. And I want a Triceratops all to myself, I don't want it slowed down by carrying a load of other people. And I want all these things NOW.
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a hyena would be badass
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>>84853
Ever seen The Truth About Killer Dinosaurs? Triceratops was a lot less badass than people think.
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I'd ride a pokemans
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>>84877
No, I've never seen it, I tend not to get my science off the TV. Most dinosaurs were probably less badass than most people think. Triceratops was a herbivore, sure, and probably fairly sedate most of the time, but then so are rhinos today. That doesn't mean you should piss off a rhino, because they can turn very nasty in a very short time. Wild horses are small, flighty and for the most part not aggressive, but that didn't stop people breeding and training huge brave ones for war. Moreover, theories on the minutiae of dinosaur behavior, Triceratops included, are most likely destined to remain just that.
I still want one to ride into battle on though, armour, lance and all. And why am I getting all the grief, when the guy who wants to ride into battle on a rippling sea of weasels gets away with his choice, and the cuttlefish dude isnt even reminded that it wouldn't be much good out of water, or that he'd drown in the cuttlefish's realm?
Tl; dr, I want a Triceratops.
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Coconut crab.
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>>84899
Im whith this Anon.

>>83408

wait. wouldnt that kind of suck? because you would have to get off the pangolin THEN chase him down? and if were thinking car speeds then it would already be too far gone to catch.. unless you are going to power ranger way and have a mecha pangolin. then that would be fesable
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>>84899
make sure to cover it's weak spot!
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>>84884
What I mean is that if a Triceratops ever tried to charge something headfirst like a rhino, it would break it's skull into pieces. They actually tested this. Boom. Shatter. Not built for impact. The horns were for wrestling with other triceratopsi.
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For the OP.
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did anyone thing about a fox? a fox so bit you could ride would be awsome!
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>>84932

yiff yiff yiff
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Ant.
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>>84906
Obviously, you give the triceratops and tricerahelment. Also, though it may break into itty butty tricerapeices, ramming something of roughly equal size, the milling hordes of enemy infantry will fall before your might. Even if it is slow moving, stupid, docile triceramight. On another note, I think a horse axe would be better than a sword, as those feckers were triceratall.
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>>83469

I am wondering why the first person to respond didn't notice this as well. It was my first thought
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freakin' giant armored tiger with a mounted 50 caliber gattling gun
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>>84918

LOL