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Odorless cat litter box!!! Anonymous
This is the end product of my independent research into the photocatalytic effects of titanium dioxide:

A cat litter box that remains totally odorless for over a month (one 10lb cat), (excepting time periods up to about 5 minutes long right after the cat dumps a load, of course - the solids dry out fast, but not instantly.)

It ain't pretty and its not going to save the world, but my girlfriend is pregnant and at least I don't have to get rid of the cat to avoid toxoplasmosis.

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>> Research assistant Anonymous
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Without the assistance of my assistant Smokey, shown here in my arms, my research would not have been possible.
>> Anonymous
toxoplasmosis does not come from the smell of cat crap.. the risk is in handling the cat-box and its contents. Why would you have to get rid of your cat? just tell your pregnant girlfriend not to change the litter.
>> Anonymous
Also make sure you kitty has clean paws before your prego chick touches the cat. The poop or pee gets on their paws.
>> Anonymous
lol is this the fucking 1600's where we all think disease comes from a vague miasma in the air which puts sick inside us
>> Anonymous
1 of 3 humans are infected

"In populations where this parasite is very common, mass personality modification could result in cultural change. [Variations in the prevalence of Toxoplasma gondii] may explain a substantial proportion of human population differences we see in cultural aspects that relate to ego, money, material possessions, work and rules."
>> Anonymous
Toxo wont really make a difference in behavior, in fact, toxo wont even get anywhere near your brain if you have a shadow of a half decent immune system. Unless your wife has AIDS ore another immunodefficiency problem i wouldnt worry.

gb2/premed courses
>> Anonymous
God, I love /an/.
>> Anonymous
So...is this something we can make? Or are you just teasing us with your awesome litterbox that we can't have? :\
>> Anonymous
>>111270
god help me i lol'd
>> Anonymous
Actually, if you are concerned about toxoplasmosis, this WILL MAKE IT WORSE. When a cat sheds a toxoplasmosis protozoan cyst in her shit, it is not contagious until 2-3 days afterwards. Therefor, if you change it daily, it will not become infectious. If you are instead a total fuckwit, obviously do not do any meaningful research on the subject, and don't change the fucking litter pan for a month, it's now possible to become infected with toxo.

This shouldn't really even be a major concern. Cats are not the leading cause of human toxo infections. Eating undercooked meat is. Also, like Anon already pointed out, you have to have a really awful immune system to catch it from cat shit. Not to mention, cats only shed the protozoan's cysts/eggs for two weeks after initially catching the disease.

Great waste of fucking time.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, because it's the *smell* that causes it.

Brilliance at it's finest, there.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>111287

Toxo-positive person speaking:

I got it from my mum. She worked at a zoo, specifically with big cats, while carrying me. I also have lupus and a host of other diseases that may (depending on how far you want to stretch research) be linked.

I dont think it's affected me much, but there isn't really a basis to compare personality/physical attributes too; My mum was a whore and all her kids have different dads.
>> Anonymous
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>>111357
It's not lupus.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>111362
Thanks. I debated on posting House that along with my post, but decided aginst it.
>> Anonymous
>>111366
It's probably in bad taste, but it's House.

And this is 4chan.

So if you or I didn't do it, it would've been done eventually.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>111367
Oh I wasn't complaining. My fucking doctor gave me a bumper sticker "House was wrong".

Maybe I should have gotten a second opinion.
>> Anonymous
>>111369
He did? No fucking kidding?
>> Anonymous
>>111369
Best doctor ever.
>> Anonymous
>>111369

no, House is right to be critical of Lupus.. a lot of doctors who couldn't figure out what was wrong would just say it was Lupus to get things shit out of the way.. also, to deal with hypochondriacs. I would hope that's less common these days but the stigma still remains.
>> Anonymous
....or just teach the cat to shit outside.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>111382
Completely agreed there. There are a ton of diseases that have similar/same symptoms as SLE. Many times people with "lupus" actually have two or three of these smaller diseases rather than the organ-killing skin-burning megadisease. Sometimes though, you get lupus as well as the little ones. There is also a huge difference between Systemic lupus erythematosus (SLE, which will give you shit for an immune system, arthritis, and possible organ failure) and Cutaneous lupus, which only affects skin, though CL wounds are worse than my dinky discoid scars.

>>111376
He's pretty cool. Same doctor took two seconds to diagnose a horrible death fungus, after I stopped by after spending 8 hours in the ER. Fucker just said "Take off your shoe, right here" in the middle of his lobby.

Uh On topic: Srsly man, it has nothing to do with the smell. Wear gloves and don't spread cat shit everywhere and your kid is fine.
>> Anonymous
Why would you not change your cat's litter for over a month? I bet your cat hates you.
>> Anonymous
>>111178but my girlfriend is pregnant and at least I don't have to get rid of the cat to avoid toxoplasmosis.

change the litter yourself, you lazy bastard. problem solved, no super litterbox necessary.
>> Anonymous
>>111178
Well since everyone hates you on 4chan.. I have to say thats still pretty neat. Would this be cheaper than other litter or what?
>> Anonymous
As cool of an idea as this is, I just let my cat shit outside.
I've always wanted to train one to shit in the toilet, though.
>> Anonymous
>>111962
Problem is, even if you get it to go at the toilet, it will still try to bury the shit with it's paws. Then your cat will be walking around your house leaving stains of shitwater all around. gl hf
>> Anonymous
Cool idea! :D
>> Anonymous
haah toxoplasmosis
id name my first kid that
>> Anonymous
This is bad for cats! They lick pee off their paws and get really sick!

You fucking people >:O
>> Anonymous
its a trap
>> Anonymous
wow this is a great idea... love how you fuckers are trying to make this about something fairly off topic.

this is about an ODORLESS LITTER BOX fuckers, stay on topic.

anyway props.
>> Anonymous
Cat piss glows under a black light!
>> toxo danger for developing baby Anonymous
That is why pregnant women aren't supposed to handle the cat litter. Most everyone has been exposed to toxo as it also lives in the soil. So if you garden...
It is all about precaution why knowingly expose a developing baby to potentially dangerous things if they can be easily avoided, ie have someone else clean the box or wear gloves and wash your hands real good! I have 6 kids and have had cats during each pregnancy. No toxo here!
>> Anonymous
>>112394

6 kids?! Learn to close your legs, for fuck sakes! Or educate yourself about contraceptives, abortion, etc.

Fucking walking uterus.
>> Anonymous
>>112406
in b4 Catholic
>> Dudu_Montano
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>>112394
>> Anonymous
>>112355

If you are referring to "toxoplasmosis" as off-topic, why don't you have a fucking look at the OP's post, where he says: "It ain't pretty and its not going to save the world, but my girlfriend is pregnant and at least I don't have to get rid of the cat to avoid toxoplasmosis." We're simply pointing out the bullshit in this statement. Fuck along now.
>> walking uterus? Anonymous
6 kids?! Learn to close your legs, for fuck sakes! Or educate yourself about contraceptives, abortion, etc.

Fucking walking uterus.

Well duh fucktard! Unless I was wheelchair bound than it would be a rolling uterus. So I have 6 kids. What the hell do you care, point was made for the fact that I have some experience in pregnancy and having cats.

On education and contraceptives.. hey twit if I didn't know how to use them I would have more than 6. I chose to have 6.

To bad for your parents your mama's abortion failed
>> Anonymous
>>112417

I guess when you're a dumb-as-fuck trailer trash, being able to take a cock and pop out a child once a year is quite an accomplishment.

What does having six kids get you in welfare, now?
>> LOL Trailer Trash Welfare Anonymous
Very stereotypical..and I am referred to as dumb? Take Cock?! Oh gee whiz golly, well that is the preferred method of delivery being heterosexual. No turkey basters for me!
Ain't no wheels on the houses down here in the projects. Oh Gawd you soo funny...
On the Rez we get gaming money don't need no fucking welfare
>> Anonymous
>>112430than

Then.

They're not even proper homophones.
>> Anonymous
>>111270
lolol
>> uhhhhhh.....what? Anonymous
my babies all have the same daddies....LOL

srsly folks, I had three children from my first husband. deceased AAML My other three are from my second and current husband. My house doesn't have wheels and we are gainfully employed
>> Anonymous
>>112457
>my babies all have the same daddies

>I had three children from my first husband.

>My other three are from my second and current husband.

Then they don't all have the same dad, do they?
>> Anonymous
Kids are cool.
I don't know about six.
But I would prefer at least 1.
I mean, its her choice to have six.
She mentioned nothing about hard money times yet you incite a welfare attack.
This isn't /b/ you dumbasses, so fuck off.
>> Anonymous
I just find it sad that people with bad grammar are reproducing faster than people with good grammar.
>> Anonymous
>>112462
But this also isn't "Let's chat about my loose ass uterus"

It's /an/

She needs to shut the fuck up about her ovarian workings, and post something relevent to animals and/or nature.
>> Anonymous
>>112457
Mixed marriages sometimes produce large families. Normal people know this, but this is teh internetz where everyone thinks shows like "Friends" depict normal life.
>> Anonymous
>>112465

The Brady Bunch, however, is realistic.
>> Anonymous
>>112466
it is realistic as long as you factor in liquor and incest
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"She needs to shut the fuck up about her ovarian workings, and post something relevent to animals and/or nature."

Lol, agreed. But for the sake of argument, one could say she belongs in /an/ because of her rodent-like reproductive habit.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>112417
Have you been tested for toxoplasmosis (Blood, brain scan, etc)? Have your children? How do you know you aren't a carrier?

Seriously though, please don't have any more kids. We have enough as it is. There is no good reason to reproduce.

>>112481
Don't insult the rodents.
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>> Anonymous
Holy shit. In during MAJOR shitstorm. =O
>> Anonymous
>>112497

good natured anon is correct, the world is overpopulated, no more kids plzkthnx