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Hippos are the best.
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Kittys are the best.
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That's a given. Hippos are best after kitties.
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Ferrets > Hippos > Everything Else > Cats
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>>203046
Don't you have carpets to pee on, tuberat?
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is it hippopotami or hippopotamuses?
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>>203071
If you want to be pedantic, it's actually hippopotamodes. But hippopotamuses is fine too.
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>>203091
I do want to be pedantic, so hippopotamodes it is.
>> Anonymous
Pet hippo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3NueKXS6dk
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>>203067
Nyaaaaaaaaaaaah!
>> Anonymous
Okay you smartasses, what do you call a group of hippos then?
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>>203211

coach class.
>> Anonymous
Counterpoint: hippos are terrible, shitting up (literally) every place they go, and they kill many people per year. I'd rather they go extinct than the horrible Guinea worm.
See also: http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mhippo.html