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Anonymous
I call bullshit
My little ponies are nigh invulnerable. A friend of mine collects them, but occasionally she gets one that's "Diseased" and gives it to me for destruction. Apparently there's some kind of fungus or something that discolors My Little Ponies, ruining their value. It can evidently spread between them. I don't know, it seems weird to me.
Anyway, I have shot a My Little Pony with several different firearms: .22 pistol, 9mm, 380 auto, .45ACP .44 magnum, and 16ga birdshot. The damage to the pony was negligible. Even the .44 goes right through it, and the hole closes up after it, leaving a pinhole in the pony. Sometimes their heads would pop off from the pressure, but they'd pop right back on afterwards. They are only vulnerable when it's really cold outside, then they shatter when fired on. It's their only weakness.
That dog is going to have to work hard to win this battle.
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