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Anonymous
It will and shall.
>> Anonymous
I fucking hate seagulls.
Once I threw a huge ass rock at one and it fucked its back up. I also plan, in the near future, to buy a bag of bread and go down to the local beach. I'll bait them with bread and then throw rocks at them when they get close.
>> Anonymous
>>223910
Man, that's terrible. I mean sure seagulls are basically big ugly flying rats who tear the shit out of your garbage and leave a mess everywhere and shit on everything, but . . . um . . .
>> Anonymous
>>223910
Throw them some Alka Seltzer tablets with the bread. Make a scary noise to scare them into the air and watch them plummet back down to the ground as their stomachs explode.
>> Anonymous
>>223924

Thats fucking awesome. i'll have to try that.
>> Anonymous
but...but...the seaguls are the sexiest of birds.
>> Anonymous
>>223924
anyone who suggests this has never done it.

it doesn't make their stomachs explode your fucking retards.
IF they eat it, they'll just throw it back up. if they don't, they'll just have terrible stomach pains.
>> Lucemon !!xbleH73h30k
>>223924

urban legend. Birds can burp.
>> Anonymous
Actually birds wont necessarily "throw it back up" and can die from their stomachs "exploding" as you say...and all you people who say omg!!eleven!!one!!! thats so cool imma try that and blow up some bird should be sterilized.