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hey /an/ this is my new pet.

What should I name it?
>> Anonymous
Rover
>> Anonymous
Kitten.
>> Anonymous
Croissant
>> Anonymous
dinner
>> Anonymous
Tiucsib.
>> Guodzilla
Crumpet!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
brown hobo recluse
>> Anonymous
>>225485
oh wow I had no idea what I'm dealing with. Should I take it to the vet?
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>>225489
Probably not, unless she starts showing signs of butter poisoning. Most vets think its stupid to keep them as pets and will just tell you to put her to sleep =( Its really inhumane the way they do it too, most vets coat them in a compound made from crushed fruit, a substance toxic to them. The only HUMANE way to put down a brown hobo recluse is to put them in a slurry often called "white gravy". I suggest you find a package of this (you can get mix in most grocery stores) and have it on hand in case she gets into an accident or something.

If you got her from a reputable breeder, like the one pictured here, then she should live a nice delicious life =)
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>>225489
Also, you should look into getting her a proper home. This one is made specifically for her breed, the Golden Brown.
>> Anonymous
>>225499
I've got some Tupperware/Gladware and Ziploc bags, will she be happy enough in there? I can write "Biscuits" (or 'Brown Hobo Recluse') on there so she recognizes it as her home.
I've been keeping her warm in the oven, and she's been on a steady diet of unsalted Land o' Lakes and hasn't shown any signs of butter poisoning yet. If she does, at least I know how to put her down now.

It sounds like you really know what you're doing when it comes to brown hobo recluses, do you foster them too?
>> Anonymous
You're a horrible person, you shouldn't buy a pet unless you can afford to take care of it!!
>> Anonymous
Biscuit McMuffinpants III
>> Anonymous
Pee in its butt.
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Kruger
>> Anonymous
dog
>> Anonymous
mcluvin