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Anonymous
here's a cool trick my grandpa thought me.

1. capture a small spider
2. put water on it
3. let it sit for 2-3 weeks

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>> Anonymous
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behold water inflates the spiders body mass

have fun!
>> Anonymous
4. KILL IT WITH FIRE
>> Anonymous
So, I just drown the spider and it becomes bloated?
>> Anonymous
>>74351
protip: you can do the same thing with a prostitute! And you can't rape a spider...
>> Anonymous
My grandpa also thought me that.
>> Anonymous
your grandpa showed you how to rape spiders?