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I hate this fucking cat. I literally want to take it to the fucking pound. It shits in the floor right in front of me, we have to replace carpet from him ripping it up, he hates me and my boyfriend and pisses on everything. BUT he is my boyfriends late grandfathers cat and we are not allowed to get rid of him. Otherwise his mother will flip out. I am fairly sure that if he was still alive his grandfather would dump his ass at the pound. Also we can't let him outside or anything since last time he was outside he broke his hip and cost about 1500. I HATE THIS CAT WTF DO I DO WITH IT.
>> Anonymous !!kms9E8NuUrK
Microwave.
>> Anonymous
catproof one of your rooms and let him stay there all the fucking day while you and your boyfriend keep on with your lives waiting for him to die or something
>> Anonymous
Tell your boyfriend to grow a fucking pair so he can tell his retarded bitch of a mother to take the cat herself or he gets rid of it because it's an expense he doesn't need or want.

Seriously how fucking hard is that?
>> Anonymous
Your boyfriend's mother will flip out? Tell her to stfu and take the cat then.
>> Anonymous
>>311100

LOL I don't want to understand why my cat is misbehaving, I just want someone else to do things for me because I'm a lazy fuck.

Seriously, I don't know you, but I hate you. Just google "cat behavior problems" and you will very quickly find a whole host of possible solutions to your various problems. You're not the only one whose ever had a difficult cat.
>> Anonymous
If you cant take care of the thing properly give him up to an animal shelter.
>> Anonymous
put cat outside
put food outside
forget about cat
>> Anonymous
>>311100

The cat thinks you are its bitch. Confine cat to laundry or some other suitably tiled room, get him a scratching post that is TALLER than his full stretched length, and cut its fucking food to half of whatever you are feeding it now.

See what the fucktard does after a week.

As much as the catfags on /an/ whine about cats being extremely social and affectionate creatures who need love and care, in reality a cat is just another opportunistic animal who secretly thinks it's having one over you.
>> Anonymous
>>311178

What kind of fucktarded kiddy glove treatment do we live in nowadays that "cat thinks you are its bitch" equates to "behavioural problems caused by lazy owners"?

Fuck you, I hate you already for going on a limb and assuming that OP is lazy just because a cat that's not even OP's or her boyfriend's is acting out, which is fucking predictable.
>> Anonymous
the cat might hate you because it thinks YOUR the reason it cant be with its original owner. my cat threw a fit to my bf when me and my family went on a short vacation. and after we came back it it gave us the "hmph" attitude. also my cousin had to get rid of her cat and gave it to her friend. when she came to visit the cat was giving her the cold shoulder....but after the next couple of vists the cat was happy to see her.

google cats and behavior problems.
>> Anonymous
>>311237

Guess what, the vast majority, if not all, major behavior problems are caused by the owners or the environment. If the cat is medically fine, then it is, intentionally or unintentionally, their fault. The cat has no real control in the situation.

Instead of OP spending all their energy into hating the cat, maybe they should take five seconds and realize the cat has a reason that it is behaving the way it is, and despite what a whole hell of a lot people seem to think, it's not spite. The cats environment has drastically changed, it doesn't have a vendetta it just doesn't fucking understand what the hell is going on. I think OP is fucking lazy because their are thousands of resources available for to aid with these kind of issues, but IT IS SO MUCH EASIER TO DUMP THE PROBLEM ON SOMEONE ELSE. Working in rescue, hell, having a basic sense of empathy, has made me hate people like this so much I wish I could punch them through the internet.

It's a cat, you are theoretically supposed to be smarter then him. Figure out the problem, fix it, and stop bitching about it.