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I need your desperate help. I am being followed by a dalmation every time I park my car. What do I do to get this big Dalmation to stop following me and leave me the fuck alone? I'm somewhat afraid of dogs, but I don't look at it or run I walk at brisk pace away from it... Is there something I can buy ? a device? something? help please..!!

tl;dr: how to get a big dog to stop chasing me.

thanks..
>> sage
>>214917
Just get it in spray form and spray it on his face. It's really cheap and it won't hurt the dog. It just tastes and smells like shit.
>> Anonymous
hahaa.. a dalmatian. a big dog. lol.

is it being mean to you? does it growl, bare its teeth or flick it's ears back?
it would be a little mean if you pepper spray the poor thing if its friendly or just looking for food.

call animal control and say that your worried about a dog thats been bothering you. or stop being a pussy and try and find it's home(if it has one). It might even help you get over your fear of dogs.
>> Anonymous
>>214919
not hurt the dog?
you're spraying shit in its face.

of course it hurts.
>> Anonymous
>>214922
It's someone's dog. a neighbor's dog.
>> Anonymous
>>214924
Spraying water in it's face won't hurt it.

It doesn't burn shit, trust me. I've had it sprayed in my face. It just tastes like absolute shit, although I couldn't smell it much.
>> Anonymous
>>214939
I think thats just used to keep animals from pissing, shitting, digging, etc in one place.
I don't think the dog would have a good reaction to it and would probably see OP as a threat and may retaliate.
>> Anonymous
>>214941
Maybe. It's worked for my animals, but I never used it to push a dog away.

The best thing to do is check with a professional.
>> Anonymous
Rocks have been used as a dog deterrent for thousands of years. There's no need to buy fancy chemicals and sprays. Just yell and chuck some rocks at it, and the dog will get the point
>> Anonymous
>>214950
I'll buy a gun then thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>214961
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>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
Citronella spray. Seriously.
>> Anonymous
Can OP actually describe how the dog acts towards him? Is it just your fear of the dog which is wanting you to scare it off or is the dog actually aggressive? If it's the former, the best thing you could do is simply learn how to act towards it so that it considers you neither friend nor foe.
>> Anonymous
I love when someone comes to my house and my dog is in the front yard, and they act all apprehensive and try to back away from him. He'll come running up to them, and when he notices how fucking weird they're acting he'll stop and look at me like "What the fuck is this guy's problem?"
>> Anonymous
>>215030
not everyone wants to get to know your dumbshit dog.

i hate when i'm walking my dog and dumbasses let their dogs off the leash and they come running up to mine.
control your dog.
>> KZN
>>215034
The dog is in HIS yard. Whoever was coming to his house in the first place is putting themself into that dog's territory.
>> Anonymous
>>215040
The dog lives in the yard you dumbshit.
>> Anonymous
>>215036
That shouldn't matter unless he has a fence surrounding his front yard.
Its not like these people are walking across his lawn either. sidewalks lol.

If I'm walking my dog along the sidewalk and if someone's dog runs up to mine, I don't care if its on your front lawn. If it starts with my dog, I'm kicking it in the fucking face or its getting pepper sprayed.

Its even worse if I'm fostering a dog that needs training and this crap happens.
>> Anonymous
>>215050
My yard has a fence. If you kick my dog through the fence I'll shoot you and your dog.
>> Anonymous
>>215057
and you'll get raped in prison
>> Anonymous
>>215049
So what? Should I give that dog a medal? Does it now have rights? Nobody should ever have to deal with a dumb fucking dog if they don't want to, and the sooner you dumbshit dog owners and your dumbfuck dogs learn that the better.

>>215057
Typical dumbass dog owner. Kicking a dog = shooting a person. I'm sorry, not even close. If someone were to kick me for shooting a dog, I'd fucking sue their asses.
>> Anonymous
>>215074
It doesn't matter if the dog IS, the dog COULD. Every person has a legitimate right in the country to defend themselves with any force necessary if they feel threatened. Read the Bill of Rights.

Is it might fault if a dog threatens me as I go about my day to day business? Maybe I came by to drop off a letter. If a mutt growls at me I shouldn't have to take it. I'm sick of it.

>>215076
You're the one trolling buddy. Shoot a person for kicking your dog? That's fucked up.
>> Anonymous
>>215084

So I just have to FEEL threatened? So... I don't actually have to be in any position, I can just go around 'defending' myself whenever I feel threatened?

I don't think the Bill of Rights says that, does it?

Maybe, maybe not. It depends on the situation.

Yes, you should have to take it. If the dog actually attacks you that's different... but if I just look at you threatiningly or a couple of blacks walk up to you at night, are you going to open fire?

My dog is a part of my family, like my kids. Kick my kids and I'll shoot you, yeah. You don't have a close relationship like that with your pets?

Also, >Anyway, if you shot my dog I'd shoot you.

You're changing what I say.
>> Anonymous
>>215089
You and the blacks are citizens, and have rights. Dogs are either property or wild, and have either few or no rights. If I felt a bear was threatening me while I was camping, could I shoot it? Goddamn right I could. I'm way more fucking important than a bear.

>You're changing what I say.
Am I?
>If you kick my dog through the fence I'll shoot you and your dog.
>>215057
>> Anonymous
>>215092
So then, you have the right to destroy my personal property if you think it poses a threat to you?

I just want to make sure that's what you're saying.

Yes, you are changing what I said. I'm not>>215057
I'm>>215076and I said
>Anyway, if you shot my dog I'd shoot you. Sue me, it doesn't matter. You're attacking a member of my family and I'll protect them like I will my kids. Sue me, although I don't think you'll get to. My bullets are big and I rarely miss.
>> Anonymous
If you're such a goddamn pussy that you'd kick my dog in my (his) own yard because he invades your personal space trying to get attention, you can fuck off, this thread is terrible. Sorry OP, it got de-railed. I suggest try yelling at it like it just shit on the carpet, so long as the dog has had contact with humans before and isn't a stray, it will probably fuck off. It probably doesn't mean you any harm, but do be careful, dog bites suck.
>> Anonymous
What I find hilarious is that even if someone is just visiting over your house and your dog bites them, they can still sue you out the ass.
>> Anonymous
>>215110
Well I'd hope that I'm good enough friends with someone that they won't put me into financial ruin over a dog bite, chances are it would have been their own damn fault anyways.