What is this disorder/mutation called?
Bloomin' Onions
That what will happen to you if you continue touching your wiener!
HPV: human papilloma virus. Not a mutant, just an infection. Also seen in rabbits with Shope's papilloma virus.
WTF
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xmlexplains it all