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Anonymous
anybody catch any critters in their house?

i'm in yer kitchin, burglin your warez
>> Anonymous
i had a bat in my room once, but i was too young to remember it. i guess it's for the best, i prolly woulda tried to catch and make firends with it.
>> Anonymous
ALL DEM NIGGER SQUIRRELS SHOULD HANG!
>> Anonymous
The once was a young squirrel living inside our house. It ra around knocking stuff off. One day when I came home I surprised it and it jumped right at me, inside of my overcoat. It ran up my sleeve (my coat was half off at that time) and I managed to trap it inside there while I ran outside, where I let it out of my coat. It gave me a look before it ran away, and if I were one to anthropomophise animals that look would have said "Thanks!"
>> INVALID
caught a garter snake in my frontroom once.
First time my husband visited me (he's from another state)
imagine that first impression, meeting some chick for the first time and she throws down a purse to catch a snake.
>> Anonymous
A raccoon came down my chimney once late at night. Chivvied the obnoxious little bugger out the door with a broom.
>> Anonymous
fukken mice, see them all the time in beginning of winter. I didn't so much "catch" it as much as I "crushed it with a can of beer".
>> Anonymous
Usually bugs deciding to sleep in my bed. Or watching porno on the computer during a hot summer night, and a fricking spider crawls up the leg. (I threw it out the window becuse I'm not mean enough to kill it, and it came back, fucker.)

Bigger critters like birds and shit are less common for me.
>> Anonymous
Lets see...rats, yeah, had those fuckers.
Spiders - for some reason always got some big bastards in the shower.
Garter Snakes - the cat likes to catch them and bring them in so he can let them go under the fridge.
For some reason my parent's sun room used to attract Humming Birds, had too catch and release at least three each summer for a few years.
>> Anonymous
>>64451
Demonic squirrel is demonic.
>> Anonymous
>>64777
I had a hummingbird do that same thing in my kitchen once. I also had a tiny owl in my shop before. It would look at you all the time.
>> Anonymous
I get a ton of insects in my house; especially some kind of beetle that releases a foul odor when you crush it (stink bug, perhaps?) Anyway, I've probably killed over two dozen of those bastards in the past few months.
>> Anonymous
You can find spiders in our house all year, since we let them be. I think the bigger ones may have even established a breeding population, since we sometimes find dead ones in the winter even though their numbers don't seem to diminish.
>> Anonymous
We had a squirrel jump in through one window once, run through the hallway into another room and jump right out from that room's window. o_O
>> Anonymous
There are squirrels living in the roof. Sometimes they fall out of a hole they chewed in the ceiling of a closet. The dogs and cat don't mind (fucking idiot pets), and they just look around before jumping back in. The mousetraps, get the occasional field mouse or shrew.

We have a fucking eco-system in the basement. Kids leavs crombs, bugs eat crumbs, spiders eat bugs, field mice eat crumbs, bugs, and spiders, shrews eat field mice, bugs, and spiders, and cat eats the same, and generally looses against the shrews.

Fucking cat.
>> Anonymous
We have birds in our chiminey. We don't find out about them until someone decides to light a fire. Poor birds.
>> Anonymous
in the spring and summer, we have squirrels living in our roof. they chewed into the house around the front door foyer and pulled out alot of the pink insulation stuff that was in there way. in the mornings and late afternoons, we can hear them running around in the roof.
>> Anonymous
A squirrel is a damn rat with a fuzzy tail.
>> Anonymous
Had a green anole in the bathtub when I was really little. Mum and I stood in the bathroom doorway laughing as Dad tried to trap it under a wastepaper basket.
>> Anonymous
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>>64967

Whoah, cat loses against shrews? Those must be some badass shrews you have there!
>> Anonymous
>>65102
Well, I wouldn't be so surprised as shrews *are* like fucking miniature wolverines...
>> Anonymous
>>65103

Well, our cats catch and kill shrews all the time, but I guess that's because they're miniature sabreteeth. :P
>> Anonymous
>>65106
They must be. But more likely they are some ordinary looking outcome of some TIME PARADOX.