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Mad Libs Anonymous
Dear /an/,
The other day my ___________(animal) named __________(pet name) ate a __________ (dangerous object). It is throwing up __________(fluid) and __________(solid).
I heard from my __________(adjective) ________(relative) that feeding it ________(food) will help. So I gave it some and it ________(verb) all over the place.
Then it died a _______(adjective) death. I buried it in the backyard next to the _________(noun).
>> Anonymous
penis,penis,penis,penis,penis,penis,penis,penis,penis,penis,
penis
>> Anonymous
Dear /an/,
The other day my Mother named Sugar Tits ate a cock. It is throwing up cum.
I heard from my brother-in-law that feeding it more cock will help. So I gave it some and it shat all over the place.
Then it died a dreary death. I buried it in the backyard next to the others.
>> Anonymous
Dear /an/,
The other day this guy on 4chan (Idiot) named anon(pet name) made a thread of failure.(dangerous object). It is throwing up phail(fluid) and snake(solid).
I heard from my faggot(adjective) girlfriend(relative) that feeding it KFC and watermelon (nigra food) will help. So I gave it some and it tub girl'd(verb) all over the place.
Then it died a wtf this thread fucking sucks.(adjective) death. I buried it in the backyard next to the failure bin.(noun).
>> Anonymous
Dear /an/,
The other day my PENIS named PENIS ate a PENIS. It is throwing up PENIS and PENIS.
I heard from my PENIS PENIS that feeding it PENIS will help. So I gave it some and it PENIS all over the place.
Then it died a PENIS death. I buried it in the backyard next to the PENIS.
>> 4tran
Dear /an/,
The other day my cat named longcat ate a mudkip. It is throwing up phail and mud.
I heard from my pedophilic /b/tard that feeding it CP will help. So I gave it some and it shat brix all over the place.
Then it died a saged death. I buried it in the backyard next to Milhouse.
>> Anonymous
Dear /an/,
The other day my troll(animal) named Faggy McFaggerson(pet name) ate a dong(dangerous object). It is throwing up chocolate rain(fluid) and mudkipz(solid).
I heard from my homosexual(adjective) brother/father(relative) that feeding it delicious cake(food) will help. So I gave it some and it fucked(verb) all over the place.
Then it died a lulzy(adjective) death. I buried it in the backyard next to the internet hate machine(noun).
>> Anonymous
Dear /an/,
The other day my DragonForce named DragonForce ate a DragonForce. It is throwing up DragonForce and DragonForce.
I heard from my DragonForce DragonForce that feeding it DragonForce will help. So I gave it some and it DragonForce all over the place.
Then it died a DragonForce death. I buried it in the backyard next to the DragonForce.
>> Anonymous
lol