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Anonymous
hey /an/! help, my cat keeps meowing and is super horny all the time. he keeps humping my legs and stuff. i thought he'd be too young to be horny (5 months old), thank god he hasn't started spraying yet, but i'm sure that's next. his neuter appointment is not for a while. how do i keep him calm? in b4 cat blowjob, etc.

tl;dr: how do i calm down my horny cat.
>> Anonymous
Too young to be horny sometimes doesn't happen properly in cats. One of my previous cats who was a stray we picked up ended up coming into heat at 3 months old and fell pregnant. Bitter is right in that getting him fixed sooner really is the only solution, you may want to consider moving his vet appointment forward.
>> Anonymous
pee in its butt
>> Anonymous
If you don't neuter him, he WILL spray. If you don't neuter him soon he may spray even after being neutered. Just get him neutered. An unneutered male cat that gets to go indoors is asking for trouble.
>> Anonymous
cat blowjob
>> Anonymous
>>184546
And an unneutered male cat is even more trouble if they're allowed outdoors. Cat overpopulation, etc.

OP, if you can't make his appointment sooner then find a vet who will.
>> Anonymous
cat handjob
>> Anonymous
>>184550
yeah, but at least then it's not /your/ trouble.
>> Anonymous
one of my cats went into heat at 4 months.

she isn't fixed though.
>> Anonymous
OP here. his appointment is for next week. i bought a certificate at the humane society with a list of vets i could go to using the certificate as a voucher, but they either don't except new clients or are booked till later (or maybe they just tell you that when you tell them you have the voucher). there's a big orange and black female cat that's always been hanging around outside and i think she's in heat because she's always moaning and having sex with random strays by the kitchen door. my cat watches them do it sometimes. so maybe my cat's horny because he can smell her?
>> Anonymous
Stick it in the pooper
>> Anonymous
>>184949
OP here, my pooper or just anyones?
>> Anonymous
>>184952
disregard that, i suck cocks.