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Anonymous
Don't you hate the people who own dogs in apartments but are too lazy to walk them? My neighbor just ties his dog out and never walks the poor thing.

So this is may plan to teach him a lesson. I have a bunch of Hershey's chocolate bars. The next time this jerk leaves his dog out, I'm going to feed him (the dog) some chocolate. It's ok, he's a large golden retriever, he can take it. What will happen is that the dog will crap all over the guys apartment.

I plan to do this until this asshole realizes that he should walk his dog. Is this win or what?
>> Anonymous
Uh massive fail.

It will not go as intended. If he's already mistreating the dog, making the dog suffer and crap in his apartment will make him get mistreated even more.
>> Anonymous
>>249666
OP here. I don't think you understand. I WANT the dog to poop all over this jerk's apartment. This is what the chocolate is for. Then he'll be forced to walk his dog.
>> Barksalot !!bUy38Am5hmk
>>249668
He will BEAT the dog.
Leave a kind anonymous letter or tell the ASPCA.
>> Anonymous
Just call the local humane society and report abuse/neglect. They'll send someone out within a few days and they will grind the guy.

Besides -- Chocolate gives them kidney/liver failure. Its fucking cruel and painful. You would be better off shooting the dog.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Fucking idiots that think chocolate actually affects dogs.

It only affects rat dogs and 20-year-old spoiled shits.
>> Barksalot !!bUy38Am5hmk
Chocolate toxicity has everything to do with the
amount and type of chocolate ingested.
A medium dog would have to eat a large quantity
(around 1 kilo milk choc) before it would be at risk from poisoning!
In general though - small doses should still be avoided since any amount is poison for them.
>>249677"Chocolate gives them kidney/liver failure. Its fucking cruel and painful."
A chocolate bar will "only" cause very minor damage.

>>249680"Fucking idiots that think chocolate actually affects dogs"
Big words, tough guy. Minor damage may go unnoticed, but it still happened.
>> Anonymous
omg

chocolate in any amount isnt healthy

but the shit dogs have to eat to actually kill them is baking chocolate.

milk chocolate wont do a damn thing.

but its kind of nasty to the poor dog, why not just leave a sign "walk your fucking dog?" otherwise all he;ll do is leave it tied up outside ALL the time
>> Anonymous
This is a troll. Do not feed.
>> Anonymous of Los Angeles !AoT8KYCnWo
>>249680
They still shouldn't fucking eat it, our food is shit and it's bad for them just like it's bad for us, but worse.

Never give an animal junk food, that's just fucking stupid.
>> Anonymous
enjoy your neighbors dead dog
>> Anonymous
>>249669
>>249677

Not walking your dog is not considered abuse. They aren't going to do shit about it. Just because he doesn't take his dog for walks, doesn't mean he might not be a caring owner either.

And OP's neighbor is probably going to beat the living shit out of his dog. So many things could go wrong;
- dog gets beaten
- dog is deprived of food due to the shitting
- dog is disposed of(this could not only mean getting dropped off at a shelter, but abandoned anywhere, given to a worse home and the worst case scenario would be the dog is actually killed)
- he finds out you are fucking with him

Not saying that your neighbor is SPO, but hey. It could happen.
>> Anonymous
First the chinc and now you....is /an/ full of 13-year-olds nowadays?
>> Anonymous
OP here. I think you don't understand my plan. I'm planning to do this all the time. I hope the owner will connect "leaving the dog out unattended" to "dog shitting all over the place."

Have you tried this before? Someone in this thread suggested baker's chocolate. Any other suggestions?
>> Anonymous
>>249999

don't you have anything better to do?
>> Anonymous
Isn't it effectively more cruel to give a dog rampant diarrhea than to not walk it.
>> Anonymous
>>249960

It always has been. This is also a place that faggots from /b/ seem to have a habit to come to. The fact that the OP said "is this win?" should have been a tip-off.