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Anonymous
I need help /an/. I just had one of my cats fixed, and up till now we thought it was a female. Well, turns out it's a boy, so now I need to come up with a new name. He used to be called Sophie, so I'm thinking of changing it to Solomon, cause that's the closest name to Sophie I can think of. My mom just recently thought of calling him Creamsicle, after the ice cream, cause of how he looks, pic related. Do any of you /an/imal lovers have any good suggestions?
>> Anonymous
My cat that looks like that is called Popsicle.

I had a similar situation once with another cat...
Why the hell does it matter? Does the concept of male and female English names even apply to cats?
>> Anonymous
How could you not tell he had balls?

What does he care that he has a female name?
>> Anonymous
And Fluffy would fit my other cat better. Her size is like, half fat and half fluff. And it's kinda sad watching him now that he's been fixed. He used to run around and be schizo all day, now he just lays down, all calm. I hope it's just the pain medication still affecting him. Though, it was kinda funny watching him wobble around like he was drunk when we brought him home.
>> Anonymous
;-; No! Not Garfield! I used to have a cat named Garfield. One of the most loveable cats ever. Then he got chased down into our mostly empty swimming pool, and couldn't get back out and died. What sucks most is that this happened while I was at a summer camp.
>> Anonymous
>>125619
Exactly why you should call him Master Eunuch.
>> Anonymous
call him Eunuckie-Snipsnip
>> Anonymous
Solomon is a title, like Solomon Pedo Bear
>> Anonymous
Chester.
>> Anonymous
>>125601
Epic win. On a side note, if you can't tell the difference between a male and a female you are way too fucking stupid to take care of an animal.
>> Anonymous
>>125754

Yeah, like the dude in /an/ the other day whos bro was like that dudes bro in My Name is Earl.
>> Anonymous
>>125723

Yeah.Chester
>> Anonymous
Soviet is the closet-sounding name to Sophie that I can think of right now... but do you want a Russian cat?
>> Anonymous
>>125597
exactly. the balls are not microscopic.

and leave his name Sophie. my cat's name is Benjamin, like hell if she cares if she has a guy's name.
>> Anonymous
>>126547
Read
>>125608
>> Anonymous
Keep calling him Sophie, and it'll become something amusing to tell someone when they notice your cats newly descended balls.

The cat doesn't really care.
>> Anonymous
You couldn't tell it was male? *facepalm*

I mean...you never checked, or...what?
>> Sofian Anonymous
closest male name to sophie that i could find
Sofian
Gender: Boy
Meaning:(Arabic) Who walks fast
Pronunciation: (sof YAHN)
>> Anonymous
>>125593
A name closest to Sophie is Sophocles.
>> Anonymous
>>126629
most cat testes are up halfway inside the body (thats where they were when we disected them)
>> Anonymous
>>126765
Actually, the male version of Sophia should be Sophon or Sophos. I recommend the former.
>> Anonymous
>>126765
I agree with Sophocles!
>> Anonymous
why hasn't anyone suggested the obvious?
NAME IT "TRAP"