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Help? Anonymous
What is this? It is dark and not a sandwich. Help me 4chan. I wants one. Internets to the person who tells me what it is.
>> Anonymous
a finger
>> Anonymous
baby marmosets i think
>> Gijs 6619 0135 7349 2684
Pygmy Marmosets even :)
>> Anonymous
proof that there CAN'T be a god
>> Anonymous
Baby Ewoks. Possibly Wookies?
>> Anonymous
Goddammit. You DO NOT WANT a marmoset. Or any other kind of monkey. They're not pets. Stfu and die for acting like a thirteen year old girl and going "DAWWW. IT'S CUTE, THEREFORE IT MUST BE CUDDLY AND LOVABLE AND I WANT ONE."
>> Anonymous
>>55734

Oh Anonymous, this is Animals & Nature, not the Nature and Wildlife of old. Cooing over potentially cuddly animals is what this board does. The glory days are gone, god is dead, you and I are his murderers, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>55734
How do you know?
>> Anonymous
>>55741

Wild animals ? pets

It's really quite simple.
>> Anonymous
>>55741

My boss does primate rescue. I daily get gnawed on by an adult male marmoset. Spider monkeys pull my hair out trying to play with me. A capuchin uses her ONE TOOTH to vent her anger on my hand.

They're amazing animals, but decidedly not fun when they get angry.
>> Anonymous
>>55786
Dammit, I was gonna troll>>55748but you were polite and informative so now I feel too guilty to.