wat is this
some kind of funnel web spider?
>>288502No, we can't.
oh fuck me I can't remember the name
>>288504>>288502Trap door, not funnel web
It's THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN.
>>288502Shelob.
It's a plain old Hogna carolinensis. Carolina Wolf Spider. Big, cute fuckers. I've kept a lot of these friends over the years.
>>288751I'm so afraid of spidersI wonder if getting one as a pet to expose myself to it would help
>>288760>to expose myself to it
it's a ground lobster