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AN URGENT MESSAGE TO 4CHAN Zenith
Okay, /an/, on July 1st, 2008, I will arrive in Nagoya at 8:45am. From what I have been told in the past, Bikecat is located in this Japanese city, and I am determined to use every minute between clearing customs and the time I have to catch the next train at 4:35pm.

What I require from you is any and all information I must obtain to be able to possibly locate and pet Kuma the Bikecat. I have a limited time-frame, so every second counts.

When said objective has been accomplished, I will return to /an/ with pictures and signs confirming the date and my namefag identity. I implore you, help me in making the mission a success.

(Sorry if I sound too professional, I've been watching Apollo 13 too much.
>> Ragnaros the Firelord
your a fag.
thats like saying "you know who i want to meet?Cockmongler i see him all the time on /b/."
>> Zenith
>>268415
Oh shut up. You'd do the exact same thing in my shoes.
>> Anonymous­­­­
>>268415

>your

fag

>>268413

good luck to you, OP.
>> Ragnaros the Firelord
>>268416
no i would not.
i would go to museums,zoo and historic places not look for a fucking internet meme. also to let you know japan is very VERY xenophobic.
>> Ragnaros the Firelord
>>268417
you're w/e grammar nazi.
>> Anonymous
You'll have to ask 2ch

>>268419
troll a little harder

Also, if you liek cars and such, visit Toyota City, home of Toyota nearby. They've got all their cars ever made on display.
>> Zenith
>>268419
Dude, I've been to Japan three times before, this is just the first time I've been to Nagoya.
And they aren't that xenophobic, they just don't ever want to talk about anything between 1920 and 1946, for obvious reasons.
Besides that though, they're very social.
>> Zenith
>>268427
Yeah, I can't type Japanese, and I'm still poor at complex sentences spoken.
>> Zenith
>>268431
>cont.

Also, although the Toyota thing sounds fun, I've already planned the whole thing, so I don't have any time for that, unless I cut one of my days in Tokyo in exchange, and I really don't want to do that. Maybe next time, thanks for the tip.
>> Anonymous
Nagoya is boring as fuck. Also apparently overrun with Koreans and Portugese, based on the subways.

Good chicken wings at the local izakayas though.

Do something more worthwhile with your time and go to Tokyo.
>> Anonymous
I wouldn't take a troll using a WoW-related name too seriously. It's a sign of absolute stupidity on his part.

Good luck, OP. I'd love to see this happen too.
>> Anonymous
Good luck OP.
In case you didn't know, he's called KUMA or KUMAGOROH over there.
>> Zenith
>>268437
Really? We can call that out? I didn't want to drag that into it.
>> Ragnaros the Firelord
DISREGARD EVERYTHING I SAY BECAUSE I SUCK DICKS ALL THE TIME WHEN I'M NOT EATING DOG TURDS.
Learn to namefag, fag.
>> Zenith
So, anyway, should I just type in english on 2chan, and on which board?
>> Anonymous
no, you cant speak japanese, american pig!

get the fuck out of my japan
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>>268456
>my japan
>> Anonymous
>>268436
Agreed. Why the fuck would you go to Nagoya? Most boring famous city in the world. The only reason you should go is if you are a girl (or Japanese guy, most people don't realize but these two are the same thing) because there is shitloads of pricey shopping. Also no girls on internets SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GO?

Hax local trains to Osaka and stay there instead. Food is delicious.
>> Zenith
>>268466
I'm not staying there, the train's conveniently stopping there, and I thought I'd take the opportunity and try and see the little guy.
>> Anonymous
>>268466
I'd go to Hokkaido and Kyoto. The rest of that country can be nuked out of the map, for all I care. Leave the cranes and the buildings. Maybe the Ainu.
>> Anonymous
>>268475
Fuck that. Bitches don't know about my Kyushu and Shikoku.
>> Anonymous
>>268495
Ok, give you Shikoku. I will do the pilgrimage one day. On foot, cause fuck, by bus? No.
>> Anonymous
>>268495
Gotta visit Dan no Ura, after all.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>268413
There is no need to worry about the rest of your trip. After you have petted BIKECAT you will instantly ascend from this mortal plane and be one with the Universe.

And if you don't just go to Tokyo.
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Tell Bikecat Fishing Cat says hi.
>> Ragnaros the Firelord
Just an update, I'm sorry I got a little short with you earlier but after smearing peanut butter on my wedding tackle I had the most wonderful time with my GSD.
>> Anonymous
Bikecat looks like he'd eat your face in that pic. Best of luck to you OP.
>> Anonymous
What breed of cat is Bikecat?
>> Anonymous
>>269069
Japanese. dUh
>> Anonymous
>>269058
You're so ugly you're not worthy to send greetings to Bikecat, fishing cat. Go be a cat-pig hybrid somewhere else.
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>>269074
Fishing Cat will end you.
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>>268911

it is Tibitaro
>> Anonymous
>>269074

my neighbor has a fishing cat
>> Anonymous
>>269889
Pics?
>> Anonymous
They're on to you!

http://may.2chan.net/27/res/44219.htm

http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmay.2chan.net%2F27%2Fres%2F44219.htm&hl=en&
amp;ie=UTF8&sl=ja&tl=en
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>> Anonymous
>>270257
"Bears intercept?" Sounds like they're preparing a counter attack
>> Anonymous
>>270273
Oh fuck, they're going to sic their bears on the OP. We gotta do something.
>> Anonymous
Lol here's a real translation:

>>268413
7/1??????????????????????????
On 7/1 it seems like this foreigner is going to Nagoya in order to me Kuma (name of cat, also means bear).

??????????
I wonder if Kuma will do an ambush attack, amirite?

???????????
?????????????
He'll eat oguraan toast (toast with sweet red bean paste), say 'what the hell is this?!', and go home.

????????????
This Kuma looks like he's in the middle of singing enthusiastically LOL.
(in comment to the posted picture)
>> Anonymous
Oh damn its all bad OP. Better disguise yourself.
>> Anonymous
Good luck, OP.
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>>268415
YEAH I MEAN THAT SHIT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN