Hi /an/!My family is getting a dog like this on friday, shorthaired dachs I believe it is.Anyone have any tips on how to raise a dog? How to make it understand that I'm the boss and follow my commands?Thanks in advance!PS: The dog also needs a name, so bring on your dog names, it has to be something simple, not to long and hard to pronounciate!(Lol, posted this in /b/ by mistake :D)
Name him Waldi after the 1972 Summer Olympics mascot.
i have a puppy that looks exactly like that her name is maggie (her original owner named her maggie nauar) i know that whenever my dogs used to try and chalange me i would roll them over so their belly was sticking up and hold them that way untill they calmed down but none of my doggies have really been much trouble
>>101928Ah yes. The "I can attack your vital organs and there's nothing you can do about it, so you'd better behave" method.
Thanks for the responses and good name ideas!But please, don't be shy, bring on MOAR!OP here
>>101929i can but i dont so be nice before i make you wear a funny hat or something and stick pics of you on 4chan
Aw, come on /an/, teach me how to raise a killer dog.. THat kills on my command
You'll need a feeder crop of hobos. It's best to just breed them yourself.
if it's a girl name her rialle.If it's a boy sputnik
suptnik's my car's name
Blitz is a good german dog name, works for the football fans too.
Name him Stumpy.That's what I wanted to name my dacshund, but nobody else in my family agreed with me.
If it is a girl, I'd go with Mimi or Mitzi.If it is a boy, I'd go with Charlie, Max, Mac, or Yogi.
Franz, or Fritz.
naem him Taco
Be careful. Miniature dachshunds can be irascible. Did you hear about the woman whose dog bit off her infant son's genitals? That's what I'm talking about.
Dude.Oscar.Oscar Meyer weiner dog.
name him ass-fucking-cock-sucking-WHARRRBARGL
i recently got a dog too.i named him Enzo.
How about you don't get a dog breed which is known to have spinal issues? Most dachs have spinal curvature problems later on in life. Certain breeds just shouldn't be produced anymore... Or at least not purebred. Dach's spines are too long and dalmations are way too inbred. Lots of heart problems and other complications with them...I'd say just never let the dog get away with any shit, if it tries to challenge you then always make sure to look it in the eyes until it looks away. If it growls and attempts to bite you then subdue it, force it onto it's back like that one person recommended. Also, most dogs seem to get the message when you choke slam them with a hand around their throat... that you're the boss (make sure not to actually injure them)
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>>103009Midget dogs need love too.
Puck.
Just got to be careful my dad had them growing up as well as german shepards.