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Anonymous
There is a bird outside of my house that has been making calls all night for the past few months... is this a mockingbird? Is there any way to make it stop?
>> Anonymous
Find a female mockingbird. Make friends with her. Tell her you know this really great guy who lives outside your house and he might be a little dorky, but she ought to give him a shot...

Seriously, if it's a mockingbird singing at night, it's a male and he doesn't have a mate yet. He'll stop when he gets a girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
yes
no

why would you want to? I love their songs
>> Anonymous
Does it sing right in the middle of the night? If not, it ain't a mocking bird.