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Anonymous
GUYS WTF THIS WAS IN MY DRYER D:
>> Anonymous
Looks like a sock.
>> Anonymous
>>299538
THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY
>> Anonymous
Turn the dryer on the highest setting available for ten minutes. If that doesn't kill the spider, I don't know what will.
>> Anonymous
>>299545
i put it on for 20, and just went down there and picked his crumpled body up with a piece of duct tape that was rly long so i wouldn't have to touch him
fuck that spider
fuck
>> Anonymous
Good work, it was a brown recluse.
>> Anonymous
>>299547
holy shit srsly?
FUCK MY HOUSE IS INFESTED I'M SO SCARED
>> Anonymous
Holy fuck that is a brown recluse.

OP you might want to like, look into exterminators before your leg falls off.
>> Anonymous
>>299557
I HAVE FUCKING NECROSIS FUCK
>> Anonymous
Good work, it was a young brown banana tarantula.
>> Anonymous
>>299559
it fucking bit my bananas
>> Anonymous
It's a grass spider. They're a little creepy looking and fucking fast on their feet, but are harmless. There's one hiding behind my toilet recently.
>> Anonymous
Necrosislol.
>> Anonymous
>>299566
if it was a grass spider why wasn't in the grass instead of being reclusive next to a brownish sock you son of a bitch
>> Anonymous
>>299569
i lold
>> Anonymous
>>299569
You don't see brown recluses. That's how reclusive they are. If they bite you, it's because they're in a shirt sleeve or a pant leg and you press them against you.
>> Anonymous
>>299588
that's obviously why that motherfucker was in my dryer trying to get into a sock
>> Anonymous
>>299589
But you not only see it but photographed it. It's not reclusive at all. It's fame-seeking.
>> Anonymous
>>299592
brown fame seeking spider
>> Anonymous
It's a fucking wolf spider you fucking pansy. We get those all the time.
>> Anonymous
I fucking love this thread.
>> Anonymous
>>299599
some people get aids all the time DOES THAT MAKE IT LESS TERRIFYING
>> Anonymous
/an/ is filled with such smartasses.
>> Anonymous
>>299615
BETTER THAN BEING FULL OF DUMBASSES
>> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI
>>299599
>wolf spider
>wolf
>spider
TELL ME WHY THIS IS A GOOD THING.
>> Anonymous
>>299621
Because, like wolves, they can be domesticated.
>> Anonymous
>>299623
wat :D
>> Anonymous
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I used to get spiders in my socks all the time until I started
>shooing them away!
>> Anonymous
>>299566
>> Anonymous
>>299633
plz see
>>299569
>> Anonymous
>>299626
Oh Ultros you card!
>> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI
>>299626
I don't have a reaction pic for what I'm feeling right now...

wow.
>> Anonymous
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>>299648
i think you feel a lot like this
>> Anonymous
Nasty... at least he wasn't in the sock waiting to get you when you put it on.
I once had my dryer full of fire ants. There was a mound outside the vent and when it started raining heavily they decided to move into the load of clothes inside. I got up one morning and grabbed a pair of boxers out of there and put them on, got my nuts bitten pretty bad.
>> Anonymous
>>299660
it was my brother's sock anyway!
HA HA!
>> Anonymous
Here in Texas we call those "Wolf Spiders". They don't spin webs really, and can get REALLY big, they run fast and look scary, but are harmless. It is NOT a recluse.
>> Anonymous
>>299682
Shut up. It's a fucking recluse. OP is going to die.
>> Anonymous
>>299725
the necrosis is spreading to my fucking torso fucking fuck
>> Anonymous
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>>299734
But that spider didn't look venomous at all...
>torso I thought!
>> Anonymous
>>299751
SEAFOOD SOUP
>> Anonymous
Ughhhhh it's a grass spider, not a wolf spider and definitely not a recluse.

That's one of those spiders that makes those funnel looking type webs in windows, grass, wood, etc.

Completely harmless unless you purposely try to get bitten by one... Then it just hurts a little. I mess with them all the time and have been bitten a couple of times and it's no worse than a bee sting.

It probably got in your dryer from some clothing because they tend to hide in it when they get inside of a house.

P.S. I have one that's about 2 times bigger than that outside of my house. I can stick my entire hand in its web tunnel :O
>> Anonymous
My sister was bit on the stomach by a brown recluse when she was about the age of 4

she had this huge sore that had puss oozing out and had to be drained and etc

I wasn't that stupid though, I just played with the wild tarantulas that lived in our garage
>> Anonymous
Fantastic thread.
>> Anonymous
a couple months ago a HALF SHAVED rat somehow got into my washing machine. i opened the lid to check my load and was like WTF fucking dead rat floating in my wash. i just wonder why the hell the back half of it had no fur...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>299949
i just came home slightly enebriated
inebriated
yep
and
i'm glad that you enjoyed it
>> Anonymous
this thread is so fucking awesome im gonna cum right nao
>> Anonymous
First time I've lol'd at a thread in /an/, evar.
>> Anonymous
>>299822
>it's no worse than a bee sting.
>than a bee sting.
>bee sting

Some people can die from a bee sting.
>> Anonymous
some people should die from a bee sting. unfortunately, it's never the people who actually *can*
>> Anonymous
>>299599
Listen to this man, he's right. That is not a fucking recluse, the second set of legs are too short.
>> Anonymous
Depending on where you live it probably is not a brown recluse.

Recently there have been alot of reports of brown recluse bites. They end up not being the same spider. Some think the brown recluse has left the northwest area altogether.
>> Anonymous
>>299860
You had a rat fraternity nest somewhere nearby and a bunch of them got VERY plastered. Drunken shenanigans ensued, resulting in the aforementioned shaving by his giggling friends while previously mentioned rat was passed out drunk. Lurching to his tiny feet sometime later when his other rat buddies had also passed out, he must have gone looking for the bathroom, and in a still half-boozed state staggered into your washing machine instead, tragically ending his itty-bitty life. It was an accident that would go on to shake the foundation of the whole local rat community and would bring about the permanent disbanding of the Rat fraternity, eta beta cheez.
>> Anonymous
>>300785
You have no fucking idea what you're talking about. That's a brown recluse, retard. OP already said he's got necrosis. Fuck some people are dumb.
>> Anonymous
>>300942

You'd best be trolling, nigger. Also, people can get bad reactions to their bites but it's not a commonplace occurrence.
>> Anonymous
>>301041
Best be trolled, nigger. OP's legs have fallen off.
>> Anonymous
>>301058
you have my <3

roffle
>> Some old european joke
An anaemic shouts at a nurse:
-Help! Help! There is a huuuge spider on my bed!
-A spider? Hahaha, stop wakin other patients up, you pathetic hypochondriac.
-But sister, it is very big!
-STFU
-AAAAAH!!!Where are you dragging me, you awful creature?!!
>> Anonymous
I saw a fucking recluse last night. Almost didn't get the little Ethiopian, those guys are the shit at hide and seek.
>> Anonymous
Archive this shit
>> Anonymous
>>300942
I have every fucking clue what I'm talking about. My father is a nurse with a natural science degree who works as a toxicologist for the local Poison Control. One of his specialties is spider and bug bites. He made sure at a very early age I could tell a Brown Recluse from a wolf spider.

But OP didn't have to nuke said Wolf Spider though, it would have eaten any Recluse or other spider in your house as well as kept the other bugs down.
>> Anonymous
>>301681
You must be new here.

Identifying every spider (or occasionally any other animal) as a brown recluse is an /an/ joke that's gotten out of hand.
>> Anonymous
>>301681
Yeah, well, tell your father he's a dumbass too, because anyone with eyes could see that it's a motherfucking brown recluse.
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>>301691

Fuck you, nigger. It's not a goddamn joke, that's a fucking recluse. He's got necrosis.

Pic related, it's OP.
>> Anonymous
>>302093
why did the OP bleed latex?

I want this prop though (with better looking blood)

would be so awesome to put in a trashcan waiting for the illegals to come fucking dump it in their truck and see what they do...

20 bucks they go on about their day
>> Anonymous
>>302095

That's a side effect of the venom. It turns your bloodstream into grade-A synthetic material, ready to be harvested to make Fisher-Price toys.
>> Anonymous
>>300800
>>300800
>>300800
>>300800
>>300800


FUCK. I LOVE YOU. FUCK.