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So I look in my fridge today and I find this.

Anyone else ever had that happen?
>> Anonymous
Not to that extent but I have encountered a very small fetus(is it called fetus when it comes eggs?) in my egg once, and small red strains about half a dousin times. I hate when that happens since I can't stand eggs for months afterwords.
>> Anonymous
So what? Its just a feather stuck to the egg. Eggs from from chicken, which have feathers. Does that come as a surprise to you?

Btw, the fetus thing is nasty, but the red dot just means that the egg is fertilised, aka there is a cock with the hens.
>> Anonymous
>>52196

more like the cock went into the hen's vagina
>> Anonymous
I Found a chicken fatus that was about an inch and a half long in my egg once. had a beak and everything. Delicious :(
>> Anonymous
>>52197

Birds don't have vaginas. True, I swear!
>> Anonymous
>>52202

fatus fatus publatus
>> Anonymous
>>52213

LIES! I've seen bird pussy on fchan!
>> Anonymous
u look sceery
>> Anonymous
My mom once found a bloody egg.

I've never seen her cry harder in my life.
>> Anonymous
>>52196
>>Btw, the fetus thing is nasty, but the red dot just means that the egg is fertilised, aka there is a cock with the hens.

Are you joking? ALL the eggs you eat have been fertilized, or they wouldn't be eggs.
>> Anonymous
>>52230
Are YOU kidding? eggs are like periods for chickens, they lay them no matter what....
>> Anonymoose
>>52230
you are fucking stupid
>> Anonymous
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>>52230
>> Anonymous
>>52189
Holy shit, you found that darkhaired pale hobo in you're fridge? you're fucked.
>> Female.
>>52213
Most birds mate by rubbing anuses together. No lie.
>>52234
Agreed.
>> Anonymous
I've only had a few double yolks If there was a fetus in one I'd probably be turned off eggs for a bit too
>>52249
GJ
>> Female.
>>52257
I never get double yolks from storebought eggs.
My grandmother and Great Grandmother *whom lived next door to each other* had chickens we'd get doubles from them ALL the damn time.
>> ?00 !XBOXgikTFw
You should wash its hair and keep your fridge locked.. it looks angry!
>> Anonymous
>>52230

Wrong. Birds sometimes lay eggs even when there's no male to fertilize them.

I had a cockatiel that did this, despite me owning just the one bird.
>> Anonymous
your cockatiel was clearly a whore who snuck out
>> Anonymous
>>52353

That's not an egg.
>> Anonymous
>>52230

THE FUCK

NO ONE CAN BE THIS STUPID
>> Anonymous
>>52213
they have cloaca
>> Anonymous
>>52189

This is normal. When I worked at a supermarket, about a quarter of the eggs on sale had feathers stuck to them.

It's not like you found the feathers INSIDE the eggs.
>> Anonymous
>>52395

delicious cloacal kisses
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Blood or meat spots are occasionally found on an egg yolk and are merely an error on the part of the hen. They’re caused by the rupture of a blood vessel on the yolk surface when it’s being formed or by a similar accident in the wall of the oviduct. Most eggs with blood spots are detected by electronic spotters and never reach the market. But, even with mass scanners, it’s impossible to catch them all. Both chemically and nutritionally, eggs with blood spots are fit to eat. You can remove the spot with the tip of a knife, if you wish.

from: http://www.aeb.org/LearnMore/EggSafety.htm#bloodspot
>> Anonymous
>>52189
You're kinda creepy looking.
>> Anonymous
I have to agree that you are quite retarded.
>> Anonymous
...still can't figure out how to reply properly. will someone just tell me and get it overwith?? thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>52634
because you are annoying..
Just click the numbers next to No.
>> Anonymous
>>52669
thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>52674
was trying to use the checkbox...what's it for?
>> Anonymous
>>52675
Reporting posts. Don't click it unless you're reporting something.