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Anonymous
im going to get a dog for protection... what should i name him?
>> Anonymous
J.R. "BoB" Dog
>> Anonymous
>>43326
Don't. If your protection is the chief reason for getting a dog, don't get one. You are likely to make it violent, scared and disobedient, and get both yourself and your dog in trouble.

Now, if you are getting a dog because you like dogs, and want to have a dog, and also want it to be able to protect you (mainly to dissuade miscreants), that's a different matter. Just make sure train it well.
>> Anonymous
You should get wolves. Lots of wolves.
>> Anonymous
>>43333
Agreed.

What breed?
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>>43333
It is entirely possible to purchase trained dogs these days.
>> Anonymous
Just get a dog, take good care of it, so it will want to try to defend you when you're about to be mugged. A German Shepherd is a good choice.
>> Anonymous
BARKDOG
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>> Anonymous
Train your dog in the arts of the shinobi. No pet is better at protecting you than a ninja dog.
>> Anonymous
CAT.
>> Anonymous
SUSIKOIRA ROI
>> Anonymous
Test Subject G-58
>> Anonymous
>>44221
BINGO!
>> Anonymous
giant demon wolves are good for protection
>> Anonymous
Dogmeat
>> Anonymous
Dinner...
or Buttpleasure
>> Anonymous
snugglemuffins
>> Anonymous
Rapist the second.
>> Anonymous
>>44540

Dog rape is always consensual.