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Hello, cat owners of /an/. Do your cats (if they can walk outside free and stuff) often bring you some nice presents to your door?
I personally love it when my kitty brings me dead rodents... She doesn't eat them at all, just drags them to me and leaves them there. Awww.
>> Anonymous
As the feeder of two cats, I find it amusing to see that when I clearly refuse to eat the gifts and tell the cats they can eat their catch, they almost always do so. So, anyone with problems with too much dead rodents on their porch, remember to encourage your felines to eat what they catch. They may just be too damn polite to eat themselves what they've caught for you.
>> Anonymous
my old cat use to bring home a mouse or a bird every once in a while. the cat i have now is not very good at hunting.
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It's very important to show the cat you appreciate what they brought you. Even more important is possibly eating whatever it is. I've heard of cats experiencing great joy and love for their owners when they do this.
>> Anonymous
i try to eat the mice and chipmunks. they can be hard to choke down sometimes but kitty gets so excited
>> Anonymous
I just wanted to tell you all how much I hate you, especially because your goddamn cats are the ones always shitting in my gardens, killing the birds that come to my birdfeeder and generally being a goddamn nuisance when I have to swerve my car over the curb several times a week because your cat decided to sleep in the middle of the road.
Next fucker that climbs onto my side of the fence gets a good marble slingshotted to the head :/
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How about you show your cat its BAD to do this shit you sadistic fucks, I hope a pack of rabid dogs eats your cat and leaves the remains on your doorsteps.
>> Demyx's Landmaster !!vjyCRKGc15d
I used to have a cat named Noodles, she's bring all kinds of things. Candy wrappers, cigarette butts, dead leaves, fresh leaves, a water bottle, and occasionally a living unhurt beastie of some sort.
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>>287480
its respect the cat shows! its like, the ultimate "i love you" from a cat, i love all animals and hate to see them being killed, but i love my cat more and appreciate SO much the love she shows me by bringing me her kills.
>> Anonymous
One of my cats brought me a baby bunny one day. It looked like the one in>>287087
except it was brown.
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My kitteh doesn't do this, he eats everything.
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>> Anonymous
Kitties do that to show they love you :) mine does it sometimes, but I don´t like him bringing dead birds... he always beheads them andd it´s-- so sad.
>> Anonymous
>>287506
That bastard! Brains are the best bit of small animals. If your cat really loved you, he would leave the head for you.
>> Anonymous
i had a cat that used to steal food from the other houses and give it to me, and i in exchange, trapped birds on my yard for it to "hunt"
>> Anonymous
My cat never kills what it brings to me.

I guess she wants me to eat it fresh.
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My older female cat (5) brings me all kind of animals, lizards birds of all sizes (that are available in my neighborhood) and I think she stole a pet lizard or something like that from a house, cause she brought home a huge ass kinda lizard (those with really big head, almost 20 cm long), and then she put all the things in my bed waiting for me to wake up -____-

In the other hand.. my baby cat (1.5 years old) brings me also gifts, but he fails at killing them before bringing them to me.

My only rule is, if them bring me something it has to be dead. Anything that is still alive and able to move/fly (not agonizing, in that case I just let them finish it) I release them outside.
>> Anonymous
>>287834
She's trying to teach you to hunt, and obviously thinks you're up for the challenge. Otherwise she'd just bring you dead animals to practice with.
>> Anonymous
M cat used to bring in all sorts. A lot of mouses, plenty of birds and dozens of baby rabbits.

He liked the rabbits the best, he would eat the entire top half, including skull. Sometimes he would drop it in the cool basement to store it for a few days. Once he jumped through my window (over 3 feet from ground) while holding a rabbit in his mouth. Another time he bought up one, then another one. So I followed him into the field and found another 3 dead, he had been on a spree lol. Was funny if you tried to take them off him, he would growl and try pull it off you, which wasn't something he would usually do, he never growled much.
>> Anonymous
yeah lol, my cat leaves dead birds around the house some times
>> Anonymous
one night I hear my cat crying and crying at our front door, we have a cat door so I had no idea why the hell she was crying at the front door. so I get up off my ass thinking she might be hurt or something but when I open the door and look down all I see is a very dead mouse and a very pleased looking cat. She looks up at me, does her weird happy chirp meow and wiggles a little bit like she was waiting for me to do something, so I say "well good for you Min" and she chirps again in a very satisfied manner this time and starts eating the thing in front of me. needless to say I just closed the door and went back to watching T.V. glad that she at least had the sense to not bring the damn thing inside.

it was so weird, after that she did the same thing to my mom and dad. I guess she wanted us to see what a mighty hunter she is...
>> Anonymous
I've been concerned about my house cat lately, She's alone most of the day and needs something/someone to fuck with. Thinking of getting catX2? Should I?
>> Anonymous
you should get your own thread faggot
>> Anonymous
THIS THREAD IS MADE OF WIN AND OM NOM NOM NOM
>> Anonymous
One time my kittah knocked over a 7-11 and used the money to crawfish on a drug deal. He brought home a fat stack of 20's and an 8-ball of heroin. Good times.
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Ok, so why the fuck was my post deleted with a dog attacking a cat? Yet, we can have all these post of cats with dead animals in their mouths. Fucking hypocritical catfags.

"BAWWWWWWWW! CATS ARE TEH CULE CAUSE THEY DON'T DROOL LIKE DOGZ, ROXXORZ! HURR DURR DURR!"

All you fuckers deserve to die with your retarded animals that don't give a flying fuck about your stupid ass. Fucking idiots. Have some cat gore fuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>288084

BAAAAAAAWWWWW!! YOU WON'T LET ME TROLL!!!!

WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>> Anonymous
>>288084

Your post was probably deleted because you're a prick and deserve to die.
>> Anonymous
>>288092
>>288094

"BAWWWWWWW! I'M A HYPOCRITE AND YOU POINTED IT OUT"
>> Anonymous
oh gwad the trolls/
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>> Anonymous
i have 4 cats
most the time when they kill something they will bring it on the deck, and just leave it there or out in the yard
but they do sometimes bring half alive animals. one of them brought a half dead raven into my bathroom o.o
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>>288684
pixels, etc
>> Anonymous
>>287345

how the fuck do you tell them to eat it instead? Youtube it bitch
>> Anonymous
>>288705

hmmm
>> Masterwork Bastard !wl59mComes
My cat, who truly was the equivalent of three feline biker gangs, once brought me a dog. I shit you not, he actually killed and dragged a small dog home. I think it was some kid's. I kept quiet as hell about it.

Kitty was a great cat. He was kinda psychotic though, what with the abusive previous owner and living in the wild for some time. I was around five when I got him, and we were best buddies ever since. He came when I called, no matter how far he was, and he only sometimes freaked the fuck out and bodyslammed against walls.

He died when he refused to make way for a speeding car. But he was a damn good pest killer, too, killed them without even paying attention to the corpses. I counted some dozen and a half mice and voles when we were at the summer cottage one day.
>> Anonymous
Back when my cat was young and healthy enough to fight off all the strays she was let outside and would occasionally bring me home a dead mouse, mole, or sometimes a rabbit. I was always so proud of her and would pet her and praise her as she ate it. :3
>> Anonymous
>>288745
Your cat is fucking awesome.
>> Anonymous
My cats used to bring me all sorts of goodies and triumphantly present it at my doormat. I had two of them, and they hated each other, but would reconcile long enough to form a two-cat hunting team.

Once they managed to grab a live bird and bit it's wings so it couldn't fly very well. I opened the door and they darted into my living room and set it down, then it started to fly around all freaked out and they nearly knocked all my lamps and shit down. Finally, I just decided to shut the door and let the problem resolve itself. I came back in ten minutes and they had killed it, so I picked them both up by the nape of the neck and tossed them outside along with their prized kill.

Cats are fun :3
>> Anonymous
>>288745


I was hating on this thread until this post.


Holy shit that is awesome.