I just got a FURminator for my cat.It will be here tomorrow, what should I expect?
If you have a woman living with you expect never to see it after you get it
Godjesus wtf
I'd stick the handle in my cunt for sure
>>299138>>299139>>299142holy jesus you are right I didn't buy a cat brush...I bought a dildo that doubles as a cat brush! How could I have been so blind!
more like a MUFFinator amirite?
.>>299135expect the single best shed-stopper grooming tool I've ever seen. Shit is SO cash
>>299138>>299139>>299142furminator, great for pussy!
yeah, totally thought it was a textured dildo at first glance.And personally, I like the shed ender pro. Works wonders on my corgi's thick under coat.
>>299162yah the amazon reviews and youtube videos made it look awesome.
As long as your cat isn't completely devoid of undercoat, it will work wonders.
>>299232He is a pretty typical tabby I think he has one but cant tell from looking at him... fur is so dark when I look at it is all the same when I peel it back.
FURminators are awesome. My cousin's a groomer and she swears by them
>>299256awesomeI will bust it out on my cat after work tomorrow and report back with pics.
I was really skeptical at first, but my folks got one as a gift and it works wonders.
So what is this, anti-shedding or something?
you paid $50 for a fur removal tool?I believe that makes you the toolAlso, looks like a dildo
1. Open this image.2. Save it as lol.hta3. Open the file you saved.4. Shit bricks.
Is this just as effective on cats with very long, dense hair? I have a Maine Coon mix and his shedding makes these gross fur tumbleweeds that roll all around my hardwood floored apartment before I can dustbuster them up.
I have one. It will knock out a fuckton of fur. I have also thought of inserting it in myself, but still can't bring myself to do it due tyo the shame of masturbating with my damn cat's brush.
>>299258just make sure not to use it on your cat too often. It can irritate the skin and pull out hair that doesn't need to be pulled out.>>299446They have different brush-lengths for different kinds of coats and different animal sizes.
wow, what would probably feel really good in my ass
>>299474Sorry, but this gives me a boner. Wanna fuck?
>>299417you didnt know it is $20 at amazon? That makes you a bad shopper.Op here I got it today worked wonders but the wind was blowing my pile of hair away and I didn't dare use this inside. I took the first stroke indoors and saw how much fur came off and decided it was defiantly an outside job.Verdict a must have. I have already messaged 3 friends telling them of this awesome tool.
>>299776Hmm. I should get one of these. Thanks for the input.
>>299135Looks like a flea comb kinda. Looks weird either way. Do you use it like a normal brush or do little areas at a time?
>>299788No, it looks like a dildo. underage b&
>>299788like a normal comb check out one of the many youtube videos this thing has quite the followinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3jg0_8MTC0&feature=related
>>299807Holy crap. I need that. We have two super fluffy cats and our brushes just don't do enough.
Can't you unscrew the brush head and keep the handle?
>>299474Dude, as a chick the other day I would have killed to have this fucking brush. I had been watching porn for like two days straight (it's a stress reliever for the first days of classes) and I was ready to fuck anything and everything in the house. I would pay the $50 and just buy a new brush godddaaaamn.
>>299984Try the produce section of your local grocery store. Cucumbers, carrots, corn, ect.Be sure to wash them first and/or use a condom. Maybe round off rough edges...
>>299984lies no girl is without a good dildo. I am a straight dude and even I have a vibrating butt plug for stimulating my prostate when I fap. When combined with my tenga I cum my face off.
>>300663QFT