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Anonymous
Lets have a thread about turtles eating cute...er wait.
>> Anonymous
aren't hippos super deadly?
>> Anonymous
>>321167

yes, they are..those teeth look more like bacteria infested logs
>> Anonymous
God the ways those things could fuck you up.

So whats the official deadliest animal in Africa now, it changes every time I hear it, Cape buffalo, hippos, crocs, mambas.

I guess there are too many definitions of "deadly."
>> Anonymous
>>321175
inb4aidsviruslol
>> Anonymous
>>321165
That hippo died recently :(
>> Anonymous
>>321178
It died of the AIDS it got from eating niggers.
>> Anonymous
>>321175
let's just say that if you go to africa, you'll probably die.
>> i - !EoFJjFcCco
>>321175

hippos kill the most people yearly in africa of all animals, if you include insects then the malaria mosquito would probably be no.1

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>> Anonymous
>>321203
okokok true story /a/...

In my genetics class at college oh so many years ago we had the most awesome lab evar.

We all had to go to the bathroom, swab our asses, and culture it in an incubated petri dish.

A few days later all the dishes had the nice healthy green sheen of E. coli...except for one..this kid that had been over in Africa all summer on a mission trip and had been taking quinine, other antimalarials, and a shit ton of prophylactic antibiotics.

His ass lit up like a Christmas tree...the dish was covered in about 20 different colonies of every color and texture, the geneticists and microbiologists spent hours trying to id them all, several they never figured out..wish I still had that list but I wrote it on the back of a lab manual that is long gone.


tl;dr: Don't -the fuck- ever go to Africa
>> Anonymous
the first time i saw a hippo, when i was a little kid at the zoo, its teeth weirded me out and completely confused me. in fact, they still weird me out...and confuse me.
>> Anonymous
jeez are the teeth supposed to look like that? they do look like rotting sticks...hippos eating pumpkins is still awesome though

>>321203
i wanted to go to africa to do like, wildlife conservation stuff....my dreams are dead