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FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
>> Anonymous
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DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
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NORTH KOREAN COMMUNISM: You have no cows, but you are ordered to believe you have two.

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS: You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
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ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
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CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You worship them.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows. They are both mad.
>> Anonymous
>>300973
>INDIAN ECONOMICS
>You have two cows. You worship them.
WIN
>> Anonymous
These are my favorite cows.
>> Anonymous
i lold?
>> Anonymous
Someone archive this thread!
>> Anonymous
This was slightly amusing.
>> Anonymous
>>300968

That pic's kinda scary.
>> R.D. !!qFhBIHR1ap8
NATIONALSOCIALISM: You have two cows. They belong to the Führer.
>> Anonymous
4CHAN: This is not nature or animals. This thread is politics and therefore illegal. Access to your cows will be banned, and you will need to post to M**t using the attached form giving your reasons why you should have access to your cows. If you cannot give a good reason why you should not be banned, your ban becomes permanent, and you cannot have access to your cows.
>> Anonymous
/an/ism: You have two cows. They are taken away by /an/on becuase you obviously have no idea how to care for them, they are named biscuit 1 and biscuit 2 and then sodomized mercilessly by /an/on
>> Anonymous
> RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Goverment takes both. You're sent to military.

Fixed.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
shitty internet copypasta is worth archiving now?

end yourselves.

http://www.thecapitol.net/Recommended/twocows.htm
http://www.jokes.net/twocows.htm
http://www.hbym.net/joke-cows-in-government_1050.html
http://www.cyberclass.net/ref2cows.htm

SOoooooooooooooo funny
>> Anonymous
In soviet russia, cows have you.