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>> Anonymous
I should get one of those too. No burglar will dare steal the owner's socks.
>> Anonymous
Ya, the burglar would try to steal the pet.
>> Anonymous
>>87948Ya, the burglar would try to steal the pet.

Would that make him a cat burglar?
>> Anonymous
>>87949
AAAAUGH.
>> Anonymous
>>87949
Okay...I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
in before jew
>> Anonymous
>>87949

BOO! Bring out the good puns!
>> Anonymous
If somebody were to steal the cat in the picture, would that be a blue-collar crime?

Sorry folks, that last pun was a hard act to follow.
>> Gehirn
Wait, I've got it.

Would stealing somebody's animal be a PETty theft?
>> Anonymous
No. 87949 here.

Only if you CATch him. But if you don't, it will be a DOGged pursuit.