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Spider dentification, UK Anonymous
Anyone know what type of spider this is and if its dangerous? i live in Britain

you could save a spiders life(if its safe) sorry about the bad pictor my webbycam sucks
>> Anonymous
>>126774>>126786

here, this spider looks similar, yours has more white buuuut...
The garden spider is the best known orb-weaving spider in the UK.

They vary in colour from pale yellow or brown to almost black, but they can always be identified by the white cross-shaped group of spots on their abdomens.


Garden spiders feed on flying insects including butterflies, wasps and flies. They tend to ignore smaller prey such as greenflies.

Garden spiders build a circular orb-web with a recognisable spiral pattern. They sit in the centre waiting for an insect to collide into the web. The spider then rushes towards the trapped insect and wraps it in bands of sticky silk. When the insect is immobilised, the spider will finish off the insect with a bite and an injection of venom. It will then take the wrapped-up insect to the hub of the web where it devours its victim.

Reproduction: The much-smaller male waits near the web of the female until she is mature. He then cautiously approaches her while plucking the strands of the web to let her know that he is not food. If the male survives after mating, he may go on to mate again. Occasionally though, the male is mistaken for a meal and is eaten by the female.
After the female has mated, her body will become swollen with eggs. The female then builds a silken egg sac and lays her eggs in it. Her life is now dedicated to protecting these eggs and she will sit with them, unable to hunt, until she dies in late autumn. The spiderlings will hatch out in May of the following year.
>> Anonymous
How about smoke followed by aerosol?
and just to finish off, crushed ice?
>> Anonymous
>>126774
if it hurts when it bites you go to http://www.patient.co.uk/showdoc/40002378/ to find out what u need to do.
>> Anonymous
>>126789
dood wtf, put it in a jar and put flys and lizards and shit to battle and post the results
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It's not an Orb Weaver, more like a sheet web >/!
>> Anonymous
sheet web? should i be scareD?
>> Anonymous
theres gotta be a spider expect out these somewhere..
>> Anonymous
its got the umbrella corporation logo, ITS A ZOMBIE SPIDER OSHI--
>> Anonymous
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Better pic
>> Anonymous
I've seen this spider in my garden, but it was more of a grey/blue colour. I had picked up a bucket and it ran up my hand, scared the fuck out of me since I had no idea what species it was.

I'm sure it's not harmful anyway.
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Because none of you could help, it died. I attempted to kill it with fire, however it survived a flaming infeno, so then i attacked it with air freshener, drowning in in perfume...however it still walked... after that, i held a lit welding tool to it and it promply died..see attached
>> Anonymous
Unknown spider..we diddnt know you..but rest in peace...es
>> Anonymous
Good job moron u just opened yourself to a string of bad luck situations.......spiders have that kind of power u know, poor thing