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Anonymous
/an/ I just found out my puppy ran away :(
She is a long haired german shepherd (much like in the pic) How can I get her to come home!?
>> Anonymous
You should've tattooed your dog with your SSN, chipped your dog and branded your dog in addition to having her likeness preserved as a hologram once a year and registered her with as many federal, state and local agencies as possible.
>> Anonymous
>>234362
i did :( problem is, i live in a town where people don't give a fuck about dogs. The only time i see a representative from the humane society is when their picking up bits o' dog off the road
>> Anonymous
Stupid and pointless troll is stupid and pointless. 0/10.

Now, giving OP the small chance that this is NOT a troll, what do you mean you 'just found out' she ran away? Go fucking look for her then. You should keep a better watch on her, and make sure she cannot run away.
>> Anonymous
are there any Koreans in your neighbourhood? If there are, start worrying....
>> Anonymous
>>234395

Depends, if the dog is a fat piece of shit, Koreans won't eat it because they prefer lean meat.
>> Anonymous
>>234396
Or a Jindo, korenas don't eat them.