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Anonymous
Why do pugs have such flat noses?
>> Anonymous
They were originally bred for... something.
>> Anonymous
because you touch yourself at night
>> Anonymous
The breeders thought it would be a great idea to genetically alter a dog that would smash its face against the wall of the womb.
>> Anonymous
They're bred with a respiratory disease that causes the flat nose and wrinkles- hence why they also have breathing problems and drool a lot. Bulldogs also.
>> Anonymous
>>146754
ASMB meme FTW
>> Anonymous
I think you have it backwards.. The disease doesn't cause the flat nose and wrinkles, it's the other way around. They have flat noses, which gives them breathing problems.
>> Anonymous
>>146843

Maybe YOU have it backwards.

The way I see it, having a smashed nose is normal and everyone ELSE is diseased.
>> Anonymous
MAYBE U BOTH HAVE IT BACKWARDS AND IT WAS THE BREEDERS BIG NOSE THAT MADE THE DOG AND THE DISEASE ANGRY AT ITS JOONESS THUS GIVING IT A FLAT AND ILL WORKING NOSE
>> Anonymous
Somebody should start breeding dog breeders with deformed facial bones.
>> Anonymous
>>146744
PUGS = FAIL

KTHX
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
i liek pugs ^_^
>> Anonymous
can anyone explain why woman think pugs are cute?
>> Anonymous
>>147211
Because they are pudgy like babies and small like babies.
>> Anonymous
someone in my neighbourhood used to own a pug. my cat used to chase it around until it was about to keel over.
>> Guodzilla
My siste-in-law owns several dogs, one of which is a pug named Packer. So help me, I will NOT stop pestering her until she gets a dog named FUDGE, dammit! The comic implications for this are entirely TOO HIGH, and canNOT be overlooked!

(Okay, if she won't name it Fudge, she could at least name it GreenBay...Not QUITE as funny, but still possible.)
>> Anonymous
they dropped them on their face , methinks
>> Anonymous
because they suck.
>> Anonymous
>>147211
If you woman think pugs cute that because it a stupid no good woman. You dump that stupid no good woman and go find woman who not think pugs cute! You understand, yes?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>147283
>If your girlfriend thinks pugs are cute, it is because she is a doubleungood woman. You should dump that doubleungood woman and go find a woman who is not a moron! I am an idiot.

Translated.
>> Anonymous
pugs transmit girl germs!
>> Anonymous
Pugs are actually space aliens masquarading as dogs. They're not very good at it, though.