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Why are birds so fucking creepy?
>> Anonymous
because they're not gay cats
>> Anonymous
>>133131
straight cats are fucking creepy too, plus they're totally gay
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
I am confused.
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>>133167
then i have had great success
>> Anonymous
Birds are creepy because they aren't mammals. Pretty simple, really.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>133169
Name him Biscuit!
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Creepy?
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>>133183
Great macro or GREATEST macro?
>> Anonymous
>>133185
No.
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bird obviously want to nail her.
birds want are wimmminz.
they are worse than niggers.


Leda and the Swan.
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slippin their dirty bird cocks in
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slippin their dirty bird cocks in
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the tickle of feathers
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the sharp tweak of nipples by rubbery bill
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not even a furry
- a bird fucker
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
You uh have an awful lot of classical birdporn.
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>>133210

Just be glad it isn't Zeus as a bull or *shudder* a golden shower
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>>133210
and that's not "swan porn" that's art
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>>133210
:)
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>>133210


I'm actually reading some cool analysis of classical devouring beasties and boogie-men.
the one book I'm reading described Oedipus
as an "early case of road rage"
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>>133210

I really should get more bible-porn
Salome etc
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>>133210

also for a global community that says beast-porn is bad classical art is full of it
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>> lunchbox !7eIYOc6JT2
>>133230
#fortune goes in the name field
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>>133163
Sir, but there are no straight cats, they're all gay due to the huge amounts of faggotry that can be traced in their blood.
>> Anonymous
I'll never understand classical painters' fascination with this myth. Maybe they got bored of Jesus or something.
>> Anonymous
Funny story, most birds don't have penises, but waterfowl have something penisesque.

Thank you, that is all.
>> Anonymous
>>133242

I lol'd heartily.
>> Anonymous
Birds are creepy. Me and my friend went to the petstore recently and they had some Cockatiels and Macaws. All of em were out of their cages hanging out except for the biggest macaw. If you came near his cage he would climb up, grab a chain and bang it around, then stare at you and squawked. I just new if you got close enough it would not hesitate to eat any part of you it could get ahold of.
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>>133330
Try giving it your dick
>> Anonymous
They're creepy because they used to be dinosaurs, duh.
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These are mallard penises.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
To BirdpornPoster: I wasn't really complaining. It was more of an awkward statement and/or realization. I can appreciate it for the artistic and historic value, but I don't have swanraep on my walls. At least no one is reporting it for not being worksafe.
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i was looking for stuff about swan penises and found this

http://www.wycombeswan.co.uk/pr-productions_details.asp?pid=453
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>>133636
Wow, they really put the 'screw' in 'screw you'
>> Anonymous
Birds are creepy because they practically look like rats with wings!!!
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What country do you live in? Rats don't have beaks, long necks, and feathers where I come from.
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They wouldn't be so freaking adorable if they weren't so fucking creepy.
>> Anonymous
What kind of bird is that? I looked at some pelicans and I cant find a match...
>> Anonymous
Why are birds so creepy? Because they don't have any facial expressions, that's why!