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Stupid fat-ass cat... Anonymous
My cat is so fucking STUPID...

I had a candle lit on the coffee table, and his fat ass decided it was a good place to sit.

Now the hair on the back of his left leg is all singed and he stinks to all hell

he's fine... but I'm pissed at him.

Pic kinda related, he's like this one but fatter and longer fur
>> Anonymous
Ahahaha oh wow, my cat set her tail on fire once too. She was also fine, but some wax from the candle solidified on her tail, so for weeks every time she swished it it made a sound against the floor.
And before people yell at me, I'd cut it off as much as I could without risking cutting her tail getting it off.
>> Anonymous
How are you supposed to react? this is my first cat, only had him for a couple of weeks, and I just griped at him while he looked at me with his "I don't give a shit" stare
>> Anonymous
A cat I used to live with enjoyed smelling open flame and sniffing lit candles. Her whiskers tended to be quite short. Good times were had by all.
>> Anonymous
>>203315

Warm water hadn't occured to you?
>> Anonymous
My cat has a personal vendetta against candles and flames after burning his nose as a kitten. So during winters when my mom lits some of those thick, kinda small candles on deep plates and puts them on a shelf in front of a window, my kitty jumps on the shelf and smacks the fuck out of the candles, throwing wax all over the living room. Sigh.
>> Anonymous
I will say these things to you: Try having a fucking ferret.

My cat stays away from all candles, thankfully. But if I didn't always have a close watch on my ferret's ass when he slinked along the floor if I was reading by candlelight, he'd stick his whole head in the candle if he could. He's even attempted to stick his head in the flame twice, which resulted in curled, black whiskers that stunk.

Suffice to say, I only use candle warmers now, and up on desks.
>> Anonymous
sexual attraction to fire, we all have it
>> Anonymous
>>203312

Too bad it didn't set itself completely on fire, that would have been fucking amazing. Stupid cat, stupid catfag owner.
>> Anonymous
One of my cats once did the same thing, except he burnt his ass instead of his tail. His ass actually lit on fire.

One of my cousins was over and was nearest to the cat. He picked the cat up and threw him to get him out of the flames, but accidentally threw the cat at the wall.

The cat was fine. He was a resilient cat, lived to be about 15 or so. Probably would've lived longer, but he got hit by a car.
>> Anonymous
>>203330
First of all, it's a CAT. She hates water.
Secondly, do you know how warm it would need to be to melt solidified wax? it would need to be hot. Very hot.
>> Anonymous
lol cats

they are all pretty much this intelligent
>> Anonymous
>>203454

Yes, I'm aware most cats dislike water. Washing wet/drying concrete off my cat's paws was one of the less fun events I've experienced. And I think you overestimate what kind of heat it takes to melt wax.
>> Anonymous
>>203453
LOL