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Anonymous
Centipede thread, go!
>> Anonymous
For a second it looked like one was on my monitor.
>> Anonymous
I was just about to post a thread on centapedes because one of them just started crawling towars my bed while I was trying to sleep, I quickly jumped out of my bed, turned on the lights, grabbed my sandles and smashed the living shit out of it, my hearts still beating out of my chest that's how terrifying it was.
>> Anonymous
In before giant centipede
>> Anonymous
I HAET CENTIPEDES. D:
>> Anonymous
>>63679... my hearts still beating out of my chest that's how terrifying it was.

Wait, you have more than one? What are you? Space Marines shouldn't fear centipedes, they are fear incarnate.
>> Anonymous
I once threw a fucking huge dictionnary over one of those crawling nightmares, shouting like a little girl trapped in a /b/ convention. And it was still alive. ALIVE ! Even a vaccum cleaner with the power over nine thousands can't move them from the wall they're on. I think they must be made of some extradimensionnal matter or something...
>> Anonymous
The first time i saw a centipede i was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment and it was in the shower, chillin, watching me wash my dirty bits, I screamed and ran out of the bathroom naked and made my roommate go in and kill it.
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Unlike its shorter-legged but much larger tropical cousins, the house centipede can live its entire life inside a building. Because they eat household pests, house centipedes are considered among the most beneficial creatures that inhabit human dwellings, but because of their alarming appearance, frightening speed, and painful bite, few homeowners are willing to share a home with them.[citation needed] They do not cause damage to food or furniture.

The house centipede is capable of biting a human, but this seldom occurs. When it does, it is no worse than a minor bee sting. The worst one can usually expect from a house centipede's bite is some pain and a slight swelling at the location of the bite. The symptoms generally disappear within a few hours. However, the bite can cause health problems for those few who are allergic to the extremely mild venom of its bite, which is similar to that of most normal centipedes. The house centipede's venom is too weak to cause any serious harm to larger pets such as cats and dogs.

Techniques for eliminating centipedes from the home include drying up the areas where they could thrive, eliminating large indoor insect populations, sealing cracks in the walls, and seeking the assistance of an exterminator............House centipedes feed on spiders, bedbugs, termites, cockroaches, silverfish and other household pests. They kill their prey by injecting venom through their fangs and then eating the dead prey.
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(That was copy/pasta'ed from wiki, btw)


Even though they are VERY nasty looking, if you can actually resist killing them on sight (Try scaring them away. It doesn't usually take much.) then they can actually help you greatly with keeping other pests and bugs away.

I hate them just as much as anybody else, but I've managed to resist killing them just so long as they don't come close to me. I'll usually slap the wall that they're crawling on and it scares them into a hole or crack and then it's ok.

The way I look at it:

"Fuzzy bugs" > Roaches

(I've nicknamed them fuzzybugs because all those legs make them look fuzzy.)
>> Anonymous
>>63745

I once tried to kill a huge one with a paper towel, only I managed to grab half of it while the other half just kept on running. I'm convinced that if you manage to chop one into 10 pieces, each of those would go off scurrying away on its own.
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GTFO
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
>>63792
Pardon my ignorance, but what anime is the girl in these from?
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I think they're cute. :)
>> Anonymous
>>63932
Azmaria Hendric, from Chrono Crusade.
>> Anonymous
I saw one of those kill an earwig outside by my pool once. then i killed it. the bastard
>> Anonymous
i remember i was cleaning behind my bar, moving boxes on the table and a HUGE one crawled on my mouth. i still squirm thinking about it. <:P
>> Anonymous
YOU ASSHOLES SUCK FOR THIS SHIT!!

I HATE CENTIPEDES, THERY'RE WORSE THAN SATAN!!

UHHH!!! THERE SO GROSS!!

I'LL KILL YOU...
>> Anonymous
>>64585
Looks like SOMEONE could use a big hug. Or a series of smaller hugs.
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>> Anonymous
>>64602
GROUP HUG, ALL BY MYSELF! :D
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPvNjpxc27w
>> Anonymous
YOU WILL SURELY DIE...
>> Anonymous
OH GOD TAKE IT AWAY
>> Anonymous
god damnit, this thread has been on for too long. let it fucking die.
>> Anonymous
One time I woke up with a funny feeling in my nose. I got up and looked in the mirror to see waht the deal was. One of those THINGS came crawling out. I still have nightmares about that...
>> Anonymous
AGE