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Anonymous
/an/ I need help. Earlier today I was with my girlfriend and we pulled up to my house. I hear this screeching, like a cat with it's balls caught in a mouse trap. I open my door and see a fucking raccoon with green foam coming out of it's fucking mouth. So my girlfriend starts screaming and gets out and we walk to my front porch. She starts calling animal control while I go inside and grab my 9mm. I walk and she starts begging me not to blow this fucking things brains out. I didn't listen, shot it twice. It was laying on the ground screaming it's lungs out. So I mercy kill it and my girlfriend starts screaming at me calling me a murderer and that she'll report me. So she starts crying and forces me to take her to her house. The whole ride was silent except for her crying and she hasn't talked to me since. How do I convince her it was the humane thing to do and that it was suffering? (although I don't give a shit I just wanted to blow it's brains out and would have whether it had rabies or not)

/b/ fucking sucks so I come here from the help of /an/.
>> Anonymous
I was going to help you anon but considering your garbage in parentheses, nope, you're a fucking faggot. Enjoy being single.
>> Anonymous
It was suffering, if she doesn't believe you she's wrong. Good luck proving a woman wrong though.
>> Anonymous
Tell her that the voices said the racoon must die. It's as simple as that. If she knows what's good for her, she'll shut the fuck up about it.
>> Anonymous
women, u did nothing that the control wouldnt have done.

she'll call. your her savior after all.

if not shoot her dog next
>> Anonymous
I would have done the same thing, probably.

As to how to convince her...?
>> Anonymous
>>338697

>if not shoot her dog next

NOT HELPFUL

But then, what did you expect from 4chan?
>> Anonymous
>>338670

I was going to help, too - typed up a paragraph of advice. Then I glanced upon your post, thought 'what now', re-read OP and thought 'ooooh yeah' and deleted all the advice.

Miss well-meaning-but-ill-informed-animal-lover can do without mister well-informed-animal-abuser here.
>> That Gomez
rabies would have killed it or the raccoon would have given it to you.

Rabies isn't fun kids
>> Anonymous
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That was never rabies, it was lupus. Te pustules around the anus confirm it.
>> Anonymous
Your girlfriend needs to grow up.

Yes, it was the humane thing to do. I don't think I could do that though, but I'd prefer someone put it out of it's misery. Especially before it hurts anyone before it suffers to death.
>> Anonymous
BAHA lol wtf
>> Anonymous
>>338708
Just got tired of the macho posturing of HURR HURRR I R KEWL CUZ I WUD SHOOT RAKOON NEWAIZ

Faggots.
>> Anonymous
Oh shit I remember having this thread earlier on /k/. It sucked there too. OP you're one dumb motherfucker if you can't figure this shit out for yourself.
>> Anonymous
Green foam? Do you live in a zombie movie?

Anyway, you're a dick.
>> Anonymous
Dude, your gf is a fucking moron.
Should have let the thing give her fucking rabies.
>> Anonymous
You should have shot the girl.
>> Anonymous
>>338829
Well, seems like OP has found his perfect match.