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Crisis in the water. Randall Flagg
As I write this 250 sharks will have been murdered for their fins alone. The finning industry has become an unstoppable giant and the shark population has declined 90%. This is a call to any and all who want to make a difference. It has to stop. For more info go to saving sharks.com or please feel free to email me. The time is now, they need our help.
>> Anonymous
Fuck sharks. I need my love potions.
>> Anonymous
sharks are a bunch of savages
>> Randall Flagg
people are savages. more people are killed each year by soda machines than sharks.
>> Anonymous
sharks are considered pests by the vast majority of the scientific community

http://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&lr=&q=sharks+keystone+species+pests&btnG=Search
>> Randall Flagg
pests? consider for a moment what would happen if these 400 million year old "pests" were completely wiped out?
>> Randall Flagg
>>287038
Nevermind. I read the link, and I'm wrong. Carry on.
>> Anonymous
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>>287037
No, people are just seizing an opportunity for survival and a better life. I bet most of those shark hunters are horribly poor people, who just can't resist the temptation. I know I couldn't. So it's more a social problem than LET'S KILL THE SHARKS CUZ WE'RE MEAN SAVAGES!

Humans aren't the lowest form of life on this planet, unlike some idiots like to think.
>> Anonymous
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Fuck you PETA fucker. Get the fuck out of 4chan.
>> one of 4chan's Professors Anonymous
>>287033
We have a bigger crisis: There's an island of trash floating in the middle of the pacific, and it's as big as TEXAS!
>> Randall Flagg
I recognize the issue. I know these people are doing what they can to survive. The problem is the impact they are having the enviroment. We need to change peoples minds about finning. Nevermind the fact that sharkfin actually has no taste, its a status symbol. BTW, I have no affilation with PETA, and applaud your clever use of the english language
>> Anonymous
>>287049

Don't ask Americans to care about anything.

If they can't pretend to be witty while they vent their aggression anonymously then they won't bother doing it.

Hell, they have a hard enough time casually reading as it is.
>> Anonymous
>>287057

listen to this man.
>> Anonymous
Shark's fin sup, Yummy.....
>> Anonymous
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>>287057
>>287064

My spidy senser says you are same fucking fags. Really, why do I have to give a two fuck about some fucking sharks dying huh? If you want to whine about saving shark's dick, go to PETA forum, not 4chan you dumbshit. Oh btw, I'm not your fatass american thank you very much.
>> Anonymous
You're right... from now on I'll cease consuming shark fin soup.

Oh, wait, I've never eaten shark fin soup because like everyone else on this fucking board I'm living in the United States and I'm not a 1st generation Chinese immigrant living in fucking Chinatown and managing a laundromat.

Glad I could do my part.
>> Anonymous
You're trolling the wrong place.

While I think that the wholesale slaughter of sharks for their fins is horrible, you're going about it the wrong way. Right now, you're sounding like a pretentious PETA fag who's trying to draft a petition.

Not to mention, it's the fucking Chinese. And since our government is currently fuckbuddies with the Chinese, nothing is going to happen.
>> Anonymous
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FOODCHAIN, fucker, ever heard about it? I bet sharks will be thankful to us and make a Sharks for the Ethical Treatment of Humans. I also bet they give a fuck when they chew human flesh thinking, 'man, I should lay off this human meat, I feel sorry.'
>> Anonymous
>>287102
Actually, I think you're more of a troll than the original poster.

Most sharks do not eat humans; they mistake humans as prey items due to our erratic swimming emitting low electric waves underneath the water that is very similar to that of a dying fish. In addition to that, we surf, or boogie board within their range, making ourselves look like seals.

Once a shark tastes a human, it realizes that it is not it's usual prey and generally leaves us alone (with some exceptions) and sharks have been known to spit out the limbs or chunks of us that it bites out. Almost all the deaths were either surfers, injured individuals from a boat sinking, or spear fishers; all of which attract sharks by either blood or low eletric waves.

Since we started reporting shark attacks, there have been less than 500 deaths by shark attacks. You're much more likely to die my lightning.
>> Anonymous
Shark Fishing is illegal in most places, i dont see how i can make anymore of a difference.
>> PETA
>>287159
GIVE US MONEY, YES... SWEET MONEY
INGRID NEEDS A NEW SUV
>> Anonymous
ITT troll'd
>> Anonymous
>>287033
So what?
>> Anonymous
>>287040
Nothing?
>> Anonymous
you'll understand why they do what they do when you try a bowl of shark fin soup LOL