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Ancient deep sea monster? Anonymous
The Bloop is the name given to an ultra-low frequency underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration several times during the summer of 1997. The source of the sound remains unknown.

The sound, traced to somewhere around 50° S 100° W (South American southwest coast), was detected repeatedly by the Equatorial Pacific Ocean autonomous hydrophone array, which uses U.S. Navy equipment originally designed to detect Soviet submarines. According to the NOAA description, it "rises rapidly in frequency over about one minute and was of sufficient amplitude to be heard on multiple sensors, at a range of over 5,000 km." Though it matches the audio profile of a living creature, there is no known animal that could have produced the sound. If it is an animal it would have to be huge — much larger than even a Blue Whale, according to scientists who have studied the phenomenon.

To date there has been no explanation as to what produced the sound. Further efforts to research the sound have been unsuccessful, because it has not been heard since 1997.
>> Anonymous
You missed the most important part.

The site of the Bloop is remarkably close to the site of the fictional city of R'yleh from H. P. Lovecraft's short story The Call of Cthulhu. Lovecraft said that R'lyeh is located at Latitude 47° 9' S, Longitude 123° 43' W in the southern Pacific Ocean, with the bloop also being targeted somewhere in that range.

We are all fucked!
>> Anonymous
USO
>> Anonymous
>>50058

win
>> Anonymous
Its a magical Leoplurodaun!!
>> Anonymous
why does its head and neck look like a penis?
>> Anonymous
>>50081
The real question is: why does your penis look like its' head?
>> Anonymous
thinking about whatever lies beneath miles of water is one of the very few things that still gives me a sense of childlike wonder

that would be awesome
>> Anonymous
sounds like really big bubbles coming up from the ocean floor.
>> That Gomez
>>50074
It will show us the way!!
>> Anonymous
Is the sound posted anywhere, by chance?
>> Anonymous
Found it.

http://www.pmel.noaa.gov/vents/acoustics/sounds/bloop.wav

You guys, this really just sounds like a bubble. I mean what fucking dumbass animal would make that sound?
>> Anonymous
DONT YOU GUYS GET IT?

it was all a joke, some guy in the submariner was taking a bath and farted in the bath in the water and recorded it duh
>> Architeuthis !n8DM/3U.xE
Pfft, the Bloop wasn't a fart from a guy in a submarine. It was Cthulhu himself farting. Actually the Bloop happened several times... Cthulhu must have eaten some beans or something.
>> Anonymous
>>50386

THE WAY TO CANDY MOUNTAIN?!