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Dog Owners: Why are they such douchebags? †Invisible Sky Magician† JAPAN = SUPERIOR !!I9XpXfP4okU
When asked whether they like cats or dogs, dog-lovers always say "cats are too stuck up and always ignore me".

I think of cats as being independent and knowing how to take care of themselves.

Dogs however, are the furry animal equivalent of female human whores, always seeking attention for feed and barely able to lick their own balls without needing the dog-owner's help.

Not to mention that the dog-owners themselves are douchebags who gets big dogs the same reason they get fast cars: because they are morans with no brains and have a need to show they are "tough kunts".

Give a heterosexual dog-owner a cat and chances are he will torture it because he's a barbaric shitface.

What are your thoughts about dog-owners?
>> sage sage
Gb2/b/trollshit
>> Anonymous
I'm sorry, but when I clicked /an/ and saw ISM, I started laughing.. really hard. Times are tough, huh?
>> Anonymous
Too varied to give any opinion on.

I own a big dog because he helps keep me active, can sleep on my bed without being crushed, and I love the breed.

But once again, you can't generalize like this.
>> Anonymous
>>215702

In topic discussing dogs, you posted a picture of a bear?
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† JAPAN = SUPERIOR !!I9XpXfP4okU
>>215706
>I'm sorry, but when I clicked /an/ and saw ISM, I started laughing.. really hard. Times are tough, huh?

Hey, you gotta do what ya gotta do.

>>215707
>Too varied to give any opinion on.
But opinions are like assholes???

>I own a big dog because he helps keep me active, can sleep on my bed without being crushed, and I love the breed.
How big is your penis?

>But once again, you can't generalize like this.
Really? 99% of the world generalizes.
>> Anonymous
>>215708
You forgot your sage.
>> Anonymous
>But opinions are like assholes???
Not sure what you mean.

>How big is your penis?
Six inches, why?

>Really? 99% of the world generalizes.
I'm not saying it's impossible to. I'm saying it's illogical to.
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>>215713
>>How big is your penis?
>Six inches, why?
hi
>> Anonymous
I, for one, like both dogs and cats, and I own both.

I like big dogs because their barks aren't annoying and shrill and after all, this is a dog, not a cat. If I want a small, cute animal, I'll get a cat. I like big dog breeds, they're cuddly and I can actually play with them without fear of hurting them.

I don't want a big dog to show off. A big dog is not like a truck that hicks drive around to compensate for their penis size; perhaps for some it is, but most people who own big dogs have them merely because they like the dog.

Hell, I don't even HAVE a penis and I have a big dog. I'm female. (In b4 no girls on the internet, blah blah blah, even if I'm not female there ARE big dog owners that are female.)
>> Anonymous
>>215718
>Hell, I don't even HAVE a penis and I have a big dog. I'm female.

Must be a dogmongler.
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† JAPAN = SUPERIOR !!I9XpXfP4okU
>>215718
>Hell, I don't even HAVE a penis and I have a big dog. I'm female.

Could you have sex with your dog and put it on ZooTube?
>> Anonymous
I can, but I'm a guy... and all it could do would be lick me off. Small dog :(.

>Not to mention that the dog-owners themselves are douchebags who gets big dogs the same reason they get fast cars: because they are morans with no brains and have a need to show they are "tough kunts".

Not sure about that, but I don't think too many morans own Vipers or Porches.

>Give a heterosexual dog-owner a cat and chances are he will torture it because he's a barbaric shitface.
Where exactly did you get that statistic?
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† JAPAN = SUPERIOR !!I9XpXfP4okU
>>215725
>Where exactly did you get that statistic?

Internet.

Zippocat and Chinese stompcat ring a bell?
>> Anonymous
>>215726
How many cats is that? Two?

Zippocat represents how much of the male population?

Chinese stomp cat... wasn't that a woman?
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† JAPAN = SUPERIOR !!I9XpXfP4okU
>>215727
>How many cats is that? Two?

Among many others.

Now name me some famous dog torture videos.

There's none.

Dog owners hate cats and would torture them to prove it. The oppression of cats must stop.
>> Anonymous
>>215729
How many others? Give me a number here.

The lady who did the cat stomp video also crushed a puppy and a rabbit.

Once again, you can't generalize like that.
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† JAPAN = SUPERIOR !!I9XpXfP4okU
>>215730
>The lady who did the cat stomp video also crushed a puppy and a rabbit.

And which is the most commonly uploaded one? The cat stomping.

This shows an anti-cat agenda on the internet due the pro-dog conspiracy.

WAKE UP, WE MUST FIGHT FOR OUR CAT'S RIGHTS!
>> Anonymous
>>215732
And which is the most commonly uploaded one? The cat stomping.

Prove it. It's possible that it's just the one you see most commonly. Right?
>> Anonymous
>>215734
I forgot to leave my sage.
>> Anonymous
>>215702
>> Anonymous
>Not to mention that the dog-owners themselves are douchebags who gets big dogs the same reason they get fast cars: because they are morans with no brains and have a need to show they are "tough kunts".

>dog-owners themselves are douchebags who gets big dogs the same reason they get fast cars: because they are morans with no brains and have a need to show they are "tough

>douchebags who gets big dogs the same reason they get fast cars:

> because they are morans with no brains and have a need

>morans with no brains

>morans
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>>215776
>> Anonymous
I've had pet cats as a child and I prefer dogs because they read human emotions better. That, and cats only come around when they want something (which seems more whorish to me) and I've never had a dog curl up on my face while I slept or jump up on the back of my recliner, wrap it's paws in my hair, and puncture my scalp with it's claws and teeth for no apparent reason. Or jump through the newspaper as I'm trying to read it. Or randomly attack my feet. Or shit on my bed. And sometimes they just refuse to shut the fuck up.

Better question-
Cats: Why are they such douchebags?
>> Anonymous
This is what happens when you change /n/.
>> Anonymous
>>215702
> BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
>> Anonymous
>>215726
also, the cat torture flash.
DO NOT WATCH IT.
>> Anonymous
>>215723
>>215724
Sorry, my dog's female too, dolts.
>> menchi !IgWlr3a0sk
wait. I built my own fast car from the ground up.
and I have cats.
and one even likes riding in the car.
>> Anonymous
Dogs are more suited as a companion who actually like their owner and protect them. Other than that, they have jobs. Like hounds or working group dogs.

Cats are independent and don't care about the owner.

I like both of them, but I've never cried or missed a cat that died as I did with my dogs. I had a cat that lived 13 years. I didn't even realized it had died for a while. That's how distached they are from their owners.
>> le/x/bian
Dogs are awesome. Cats are also awesome.

Oh, ISM, when will you stop being a troll?
>> Anonymous
FUCK DAWGS
>> Anonymous
>>215702animal equivalent of female human whores

So between this comment and the fact that you have the word "japan" in your tripcode I'm guessing that you're morbidly obese, wome igore you, and you hate them for it.
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I'm allergic to cats so I own a dog. He's 70lbs, in better shape than I am, and is currently sleeping at my feet on my bed.

Pic related
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† JAPAN = SUPERIOR !!I9XpXfP4okU
>>215901
>I'm allergic to cats

I'm allergic to people allergic to cats.
GTFO.
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My kitty follows me around like a puppy and wants to be involved in everything I do. She's affectionate and playful and very intelligent, just like her mom. It's like having a dog, only she's not smelly or noisy and doesn't try to eat stuff that she shouldn't.

I think I like having cats because I don't have to babysit them and they aren't obnoxious. Having a dog is like having a toddler for 15 years of your life. If I had the time though, I would get a medium or large sized family-friendly dog.
>> Anonymous
>>215812
That horrible, you're horrible.
>> Anonymous
>>215727Chinese stomp cat... wasn't that a woman?
Fun fact: Straight women are called "heterosexual" too!
>> Anonymous
>>215975
You're right. I thought I read "male" in there too.

Still, that doesn't change anything.
>> Anonymous
>†Invisible Sky Magician† JAPAN = SUPERIOR
> JAPAN = SUPERIOR
I used to love you, but now this relationship is over. Reported for trolling.
>> Anonymous
i have a crayfish
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Just in case someone forgot their sage.
>> †Invisible Sky Magician† JAPAN = SUPERIOR !!I9XpXfP4okU
>>215996
>I used to love you, but now this relationship is over. Reported for trolling.

The report was effective.
>> Anonymous
>>215776
newfag, lurk moar.
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>>215776

I'd say lurk moar but it has already been said. For the love of god, learn to be observant or at the very least, develop a sense for references and memes so you can identify them even if you don't know or understand yet.

This one is free.
>> Anonymous
Just to settle it, once and for all:
Cats = superior to all other things, we must obey and cuddle our masters.
Dogs = inferior to cats but are allowed since they can be fine too.
>> Anonymous
>>216069

Quick question: Who is this master they are obeying? I'd like to find and hit him for making my cat do retarded shit while I protest.
>> Anonymous
>>216070
The cats are the masters we must obay, cuddle and play with for all of our inferior life. The retarded shit you refere to that your cat does must be part of some greater scheme that all of cat-kind have planned. The ways of teh cats is not to be questioned.
>> Anonymous
Why do people need to compare dogs and cats all the time when it's clear they're completely different? Both are great for certain types of owner.
It's easy to view cats as lesser pets though, because they rarely seem particularly awesome until you own one yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>216078
Here's a weird thing. I have two cats. I love them, and they seem to enjoy my company too, and we understand each other pretty well.

Some time ago I spent some time at a friend with two dogs. I found their constant need of attention a bit off-putting but also it was kind of fun to have someone who was always there to greet you and make yourself feel welcome. When I came home, it took some time before I got back to the cat frame of mind, where they are the ones that crave privacy and you are the more intrusive and needy one.

Then later, last week in fact, I visited my sister who has several cats. I never managed to make proper contact with them, despite them wanting to get petted and scratched and held by them. When I came back home, I was immediatly on the same wavelenght with my cats. It's funny how everything depends on the perspective and frame of mind you are in.
>> Anonymous
DOGS = FAGS