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The Cobra Necked Cunt Bill! Deadliest of Floridas water birds. At a staggering 21 feet tall the Cobra Necked Cunt Bill boasts an impressive 86 foot wingspan. Weighing in at half a metric ton the bird, affectionately referred to by locals as Ol Cunty, loves to gorge itself on Hillshire Farms Christmas Sampler Baskets and Big League Chew. Thanks in no small part to its under wing lasers and razor sharp cunt bill Ol Cunty has no natural enemies other than crocodiles, which are laserproof, and man, who has bigger lasers and is, more oft than not, a bigger cunt. After snapping this photo with the glimmer of the setting sun rippling off the lake I had to pause a moment at the majesty of this bucolic scene and whisper, My God, that is one regal cunt.
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