anyone know what kind of plant this is?
No, but there's a swamp plant that looks like that when it's just coming up. It looks like some kind of cabbage thing later on.
its the kind of plant you would like to stick your penis in.
i would not advise bumping, they have sharp stuff on the inside.
>>233858I think that's a pitcher plant.
Skunk cabbage. I think...
probably some kind of saphrotroph