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Anonymous
/an/, I can't move and my legs are going numb. What should I do :(
>> Anonymous
move the damn cat
>> Anonymous
1. scoop up cat in both hands
2. get up
3. put cat on warm spot
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
how does cat know what paraesthesia is?
>> Anonymous
>>129750

you dont have to know anything to sleep on someone else...
>> Anonymous
Ask a furry to come help you with your pet! This will give you the motivation / power to move!
>> Anonymous
>>129729
cut off your sleeves, slide cat off
>> Anonymous
>> Mohammed and the Tabby

Islam legend tells us that Mohammed loved cats. One story says that he once cut off a sleeve of a garment when he had to leave to attend prayer, rather than to disturb his cat, Muezza, who was sleeping upon the sleeve.
>> cant touch this !AB5fTSvpY6
thats a very cute kitty u got there. I would be the same and not move. There's nothing like getting "evils" from a disturbed cat.
>> INVALID
it never fails as soon as me and the kitty get comfy, and he's in sleepy land all cute and whatnot..

I gotta pee.

it's just like finding the good spot in the bed, when all comfort is at max..

you gotta pee.
>> Anonymous
my cat is like 15 pounds...my legs go numb fast when she's sleeping on my lap
>> Anonymous
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>>129729
Awwww!!! What a cute kitty!!!! I know how you feel the same thing happens to me all the time!!! Its like you really want to get up but when you look at the kitty sleeping it is hard to build up the courage to move them!!!
>> Anonymous
>>129923
and that's where tabby cats get the M on thier foreheads!
>> Anonymous
>>130465

www.messybeast.com/folktails.htm
>> Anonymous
>>129729
I'm afraid you have AIDS.