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Anonymous
/an/, I need advice regarding pet rabbits.

I can't keep 'em anymore, and there's no place to just let them go and run around free. Craigslist has banned free pet advertisements and no one I know wants to take them. The closest animal shelter doesn't take rabbits either, so...what can I do now?

Before you start, I'm only doing this because of some serious circumstances. It's the 2nd last thing I'd ever want to do in my life(the first being suicide), but I'm seeing no other alternative than to kill them myself.

Are there any other options at all? I don't want to get rid of them like this.
>> Anonymous
Try to locate another shelter. Ask your local one if they can suggest another if they can't take them. Call local pet stores and vets and ask them if they can provide you with any leads on who might want to adopt them. Chances are there is another shelter or animal rescue place nearby that might help--you just need to find it.

You can always ask people at school/work/church/park if they know of any shelters or people looking to adopt some bunnies.
>> Linestra
What state do you live in? Maybe someone on here will want them.
>> Anonymous
>>151604

Hey, you posted on /k/ earlier?
>> Anonymous
Yes, but they gave horrible advice. The pet shop option sounds good though, there's one near my place. I'll talk to them tommorow.
>> >.< Anonymous
Thats the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. You have not even tried! Almost anyone would take a rabbit. Just put up signs around the city.

Killing your own animals IS animal abuse. You could go to jail.
>> Anonymous
>Almost anyone would take a rabbit.

And almost no one actually knows how to take care of one properly. I would rather put my pets to sleep than see them stuck in a small cage for the rest of their lives.
>> Anonymous
Then take them to the vet and have them put to sleep! There is no excuse for killing an animal yourself.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>151648
You can't eat it if you have it put to sleep. It's a waste. If you eat the rabbit, your souls will be joined forever and you will gain their strength. Killing and eating your pet is the ultimate expression of love.
>> Anonymous
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>There is no excuse for killing an animal yourself.

I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
Skin those fuckers and eat em. them's good eatin
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>151656
Ahem. Kill them first.
>> Anonymous
>>151658

Well, yeah...
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>151660
Hey, some people would have missed that crucial step. You kill the rabbit, skin it, cook it, then eat it. In that order.
>> Anonymous
>>151664

True that, holmes
>> Anonymous
post something in a newspaper, or on telephone pole. just get some advertisment out there.
>> Anonymous
>>151664
Can a bunny stay alive after being skinned?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>151672
For a very horrible, painful, but thankfully short period of time, I'm sure.

Actually I'm pretty sure you could cook them without skinning them, so you could just skip that step.
>> Anonymous
>>151672
It used to be a common punishment during the Middle Ages.
>> Anonymous
Do craigslist but charge $1.
>> Anonymous
Check out your local freecyle at www.freecycle.org. Our local one allows pet posts.
>> Anonymous
For a short while they can. They go into shock and die after a few minutes.
>> Anonymous
Eat them. No srysly, eat them.
>> Anonymous
wear them as underwear until crotch rot kills them, then skin, cook, eat them
>> Anonymous
>>151723
replace rabbits with humans for improved results
>> Anonymous
If you need advice on cooking rabbits I'm your man. Rabbits are a delicacy where I'm from.

But seriously get them a new home.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>151742
..in OP's intestines.
>> Anonymous
>>151649
Just eat them already. You will gain their power, as illustrated in this post.
Why can't you keep them?
>> Anonymous
>>151745
eat the cheese from my dickhole bitch
>> evil-I_r_n00b !uBtEV.LAic
Take them to a butcher and get some food.
>> Anonymous
Craigslist, $1.
>> Anonymous
Eat them, obviously. If you are emotionally attached to them for some reason, bury your shit after you shit them out.
>> Anonymous
http://www.tagyerit.com/hopline/hrc_links.htm
>> Anonymous
petfinder.com classifieds
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>151920
That's not a good place to keep cheese.


OP, did you eat the rabbits or not? Please say yes. Also, post pics of you jumping like a rabbit after you eat them and gain superpowers.
>> Anonymous Alt783 Unvrs5466 !!Si/RtJAzDuK
Unless you eat them find if there is a wildlife preserve near by. If there is go release them to saciate the the local animal daemon-gods. Hopefully this will negate the fact your ignorant neighbors have been greedily hording the meaty herbavoires for themselves. If you do not your town's people will be devoured by predatory animals looking for the meaty herbivoires, and find some nice juicy well fattened humans a better meal. Up next when does attack cock hunters at eleven!
>> Anonymous
OP here, I gave them away already. After some digging, I found someone a bit far who was willing to take them in...a rabbit farm. I just came back home from giving them away.

:(
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152217
Oh good, so instead of showing how much you love them in the most genuine way possible, you sentenced them to a life of rape and neglect.
>> Anonymous
>>152217
That "rabbit farm" is clearly a facade for a man who wants to gain superpowers from eating your rabbits.
Now you have no rabbits to eat.
Enjoy your loneliness and lack of superpowers.
>> Anonymous
So why couldn't you keep them?
>> Anonymous !MM/tA357xo
>>151687
WINNER!
>> Anonymous
try your newspaper
>> Anonymous
turn the rabbits into killbots and make them kill the shitheads who suggested eating them.
>> Anonymous
craigslist... sell em for a dollar. fifty cents? a quarter?..... think smart anonymous, there are loopholes for everything.