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Anonymous
Hi
>> Anonymous
I'm not touching that motherfucker. That's Clock Spider.
>> Anonymous
come daylight savings time, you're pretty much fucked.
>> Anonymous
I'd quickly smash the spider between the wall and the clock...
>> Anonymous
>>300327
You roll 1d20 and land a 1.

You are not quick enough to smash Clock Spider. It scurries out from under the clock before it is crushed. You scream like a little girl as it clings to your arm then rapidly burrows into your wrist. Pain shoots through your body as you feel it climb through your arm and up the inside of your body until it gets into your brain where it eats out the back of your eyeballs.
>> Anonymous
>>300343

Uh... what? You're making it sound like Clock Spider is evil or something.
>> Anonymous
>>300367
No, just righteous.