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Anonymous
Oh fuck /an/,my girlfriend is going to fucking kill me.

So I was supposed to take care of her two cats, one which is just 2 weeks old, while she went to New Jersey to visit her grandmother.

I thought it was fine and dandy so I promised her that I would feed and provide the water for the cats daily.

Unfortunately some shit came up in my life and long story short, I forgot to feed them for almost 2 weeks :(

I am going to check on them now to see if they died or not. Pray for me /an/....
>> Anonymous
If they aren't alive,just eat them. No use wasting their delicious cat meat.
>> Anonymous
old copypasta is ooooold
>> Anonymous
i will pray you meet leonidas for dinner

how the fuck do you not feed an animal for 2wks?

also troll gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>154882

Wow you fucking retard. People like you shouldn't be able to own animals.
>> Anonymous
I'll pray that this post theme dies with the author
>> Anonymous
YOU RETARD.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit people like the OP are just plain retarded.
>> Anonymous
this is obviously a troll.
>> Anonymous
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this old pasta doesnt work on many levels

the first being that there is no way in hell she wouldnt call him from her grandmothers and the first fucking thing she would say is "How's mittens?"
>> Anonymous
I find it aggravating when people don't lurk /an/ enough. It moves so goddamn slow, you could be gone for a week and miss nothing.
How do you people not recognize pasta?
>> SAGE
>>154888
>>Wow you fucking retard. People like you shouldn't be able KEPT AS animals.

fixed
>> Anonymous
>>154882

Raep your girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
BLARG.
>> Anonymous
i don't think you have a girlfriend.
enjoy your dead cats.
>> Anonymous
i don't think you have cats.
enjoy your dead girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!