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Lamprey: Awesome fish or awesome fish?
>> Anonymous
flute?
>> Anonymous
KILL IT WITH RANGED WEAPONS
>> Anonymous
wut
>> Anonymous
Strictly speaking not a fish.
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hagfish are better.
>> Anonymous
this fish sucks!!!

bahahaha.
im so funny,.
>> Anonymous
>>131825
they make nice "eel" shoes/boots too
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Nom Nom
>> Anonymous
>>131692
KILL THEM WITH FIRE
KILL THEM WITH FIRE
KILL THEM WITH FIRE
KILL THEM WITH FIRE
KILL THEM WITH FIRE

USELESS, ENVIRONMENT DESTROYING PARASITES
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Kuhli loach.
Love em.
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Mastacembalus.
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"In Northern Gaul all lampreys have seven spots on their right jaw like the constellation of the Great Bear: these spots have golden colour while the fish are still alive, but disappear when it dies. Vedius Pollio, a knight of Rome and member of the Council under the late Emperor Augustus, used this creature as a means of proving his cruelty: he threw condemned slaves into tanks of lampreys, not because land-beats where unable to carry out the punishment, but because only with the lamprey could he watch a man being completely torn to to pieces as it happened."
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Get these freakin' lampreys off my freakin' dinner!
>> Anonymous
Whuts teh difference between a lamprey and a lawyer?
>> Anonymous
lololool
>> Anonymous
>>132305

A lawyer is a trained legal proffesional whereas a lamprey is a marine creature.
>> Anonymous
>>132353

The question you have just answered sir, was rethorical.
You were not supposed to answer it.
>> Anonymous
>>132305
one rips off the flesh of the living and consumes it for sustenance and one is a fish
>> Anonymous
>>132305
A lamprey has one nostril. A lawyer has two.
>> Anonymous
>>131979
Useless? Lampreys are food. Just because you haven't tasted one yet doesn't mean they're useless.