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can /an/ have an update on Bitters kittens?
>> Anonymous
seconded... plz to post sum kitten pictures nao?
>> Anonymous
>>128544
use google, noob
>> Anonymous
>>128548
as you don't know what you are talking about, you should shut up. OP was asking about a particular posters kittens... n00b.
>> Anonymous
>>128560

Why don't you learn to eat shit, fucking catfag.

>>128498
>>128544

Same goes for both of you, also, catfags.
>> Anonymous
>>128564
butthurt anon is butthurt
>> Anonymous
Ignoring the bitter newfag, one of the kittens has since passed away. There are two, and bitter anon will eventually chance upon this thread and update us all.
>> Anonymous
>>128569

Hopefully the second kitten will fall into the toilet and drown. Then "bitter" can ram it up his already impacted asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>128579
lol, I'll leave you for "bitter" to toy with
>> Anonymous
>>128564
>>128579
"bitter" food
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Lol what?
>> Anonymous
how are the kittens doing bitter? any new pics?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
It's amazing that you guys know me so well that you are willing to let trolls go, knowing that I will come along and devour them. Alas, I am exceptionally drunk, so I'm afraid the following will likely be substandard trolling, compared to my past exploits.

>>128548
This would be exceedingly helpful advice, except for the fact that it is utterly useless advice. Eventually I will become bored enough to put together a wikichan page or ED or something, and then perhaps "google it" will be of use. Please die in a fire.

>>128564
Now now, we're all friends here. All of /an/ is a catfag. You see that blue background? That is the "burichan" pagestyle, which indicates a worksafe board. This is not /b/. /b/ is to your left. Please return to your homeland at your soonest convience. And also die in a fire.

(Field too long? So is your mother!)
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>128579
I simply must dissect this post in order to do it justice.
>Hopefully the second kitten
"The second kitten"? If you had read the post you replied to, you would have noticed there were three kittens. One of them died, leaving two. Thus "the second kitten" makes no sense whatsoever.

>will fall into the toilet and drown.
"the toilet"? You mean /b/? I prefer to keep my kittens away from such monstrosities. They would certainly drown there, however. I assume that your intentions were to wish death upon my kittens, but you managed to only make me get whiskey in my nose from snorting with amusement. Congratulations.

>Then "bitter" can ram it up his already impacted asshole.
I suppose this was supposed to be a necrophilia-bestiality-homosexuality trifecta joke, yea? It failed. The deceased kitten is currently four feet below my lawn, and the status of my backside shall remain unknown to you, except that it is currently not filled with penis or dead kittens, nor has it ever been filled with the latter. I wholly admit to the former, which is partly the cause of my good mood.

Now, as for the kittens, they are doing just fine. Up to one pound in weight, they run around and climb and hide behind things and chew on my feet. I have acquired a small fence/pen thing intended for rodents, but works well for kittens, as if I did not have it, I would probably wheel my chair over them in a drunken stupor, and that would certainly be a shame. Snailkitten has begun whoring around again, so we will be making a trip to the vet sometime this week for the kittens first visit and to have their mother's uterus removed.

One last comment for those who would troll: I hate you with a burning passion, and I would like it if you ceased to exist. Thanks in advance.
>> Nunca!bitch
>>128681
Bitter is gay? ;o; But.. I think I love you.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>128715
There is a reason for the term "tripfaggot". I'm gayer than a bag of male butterflies wearing leather and spanking eachother.
>> Nunca!bitch !oCJZGVXoGI
>>128719
Ha! You fell for my clever ruse, I too am gay. Perhaps we can exchange stories about our cats? :3

(What kind of butterflies)
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>128721
That was the worse pickup line I have ever heard(read). Are you that dude that keeps posting the picture of his cat climbing into his nose? Regardless, I would never bone someone who can't even figure out how to use secure tripcodes.
>> Nunca!bitch !oCJZGVXoGI
>>128726
No, I'm not. ;o; And.. ahh.. you broke my heart, Bitter.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>128729
What the fuck is that ";o;" supposed to be? Someone with a huge tumor crying? Seriously, die in a goddamn fire. Wait, no, I'm going to compliment you, because obviously you're one of the lovely human beings who gets off to being insulted, otherwise you would never have mentioned yourself to me. I hope someone gives you flowers, fruitcake.
>> Nunca!bitch !oCJZGVXoGI
>>128730
Wow you read someone wrong for once. Well, at least you were creative about it and didn't go the whole 'gb2/gaia/' route because of the emoticons.

DIE IN A FIRE? I WOULD LOVE TO. OH GOD BITTERANON INSULTED ME. -fapfapfap-
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>128732
You would be surprised (or maybe not) how often that "oh god bitter insulted me fap fap" happens. Really though, I'm too drunk to put a whole lot of effort into bickering with you.

Kitten pic unrelated.
>> Anonymous
>>128738
zomg, moar kitten pics plz!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>128739
I've posted these before. They're about a week old now.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>> Anonymous
>>128738
for a drunk you sure do type well
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>128747
Drunk doesn't mean stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>128750
fukken signed.
>> Anonymous
>>128750
was the cock bigger than snailcat?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>128755
Not that it's any of your goddamn business, but no. I'm Bitter Anon, not Goatse.cx guy.
>> Anonymous
hahah, that look is awesome
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>> Anonymous
<3 kittens
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>> Anonymous
>>128831
now that's a monday morning look lol
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>128842

Aye. Moments previously..
>> 4tran
>>128579
>>128564
GTFO

>>128681
Whiskey in your nose? That's gotta burn.

>>128715- 128732
LOL

Are the last 4 pictures that of snailkitten?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>128876
yes, those are snailkitten, a few days before giving birth. While whiskey in my nose is not the most painful thing I have ever felt while drunk.. it certainly is the most pain I've ever had in my nose.
>> Anonymous
My brother's shot Bourbon out of his nose before too. Also one time he was too drunk to properly take a shot, and ended up dumping an entire shot of bourbon directly into his eye.

Are you gayer than a bag of rainbow dicks? Because I can't think of anything gayer than that.
>> Anonymous
>>129177
Gayer than a pink porcelain pony ride into Fagtown during the Gay Pride Festival, I'm assuming.