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Ten reasons not to eat pig Anonymous
1. Pork products are loaded with cholesteral and saturated fat. A fast way to a heart attack.

2. Ninety-seven percent of pigs in the United States today are raised in factory farms.

3. Pigs have the mental capacities of a 3-year-old human.

4. Pigs are actually very clean animals. If they are given sufficient space, pigs are careful not to soil the areas where they sleep or eat.

5. Piglets in factory farms, who are taken away from their distraught mothers after just a few weeks, have their tails chopped off, their teeth are clipped off with pliers, and the males are castrated—all without painkillers.

6. A pig farm with 5,000 animals produces as much fecal waste as a city of 50,000 people.

7. The industry keeps pigs on a steady diet of the antibiotics that we depend on to treat human illnesses.

8. More than 170,000 pigs die in transport each year, and more than 420,000 are crippled by the time they arrive at the slaughterhouse.
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>> Anonymous
I'm sorry dude, but bacon is just too fucking delicious.
>> Anonymous
> 10. Save pigs from hell and yourself from bad health by feasting on faux pork products instead.

Or... don't.

Why the hell is this considered a reason to not eat pig? It's just an alternate option to eating pig, and a crappy one at that.
>> Anonymous
>>292709
11. All these are lies and bacon is proof god loves us and want us to eat meat.
>> Anonymous
> 10. Save pigs from hell and yourself from bad health by feasting on faux pork products instead.

So we're supposed to let pigs die for no reason at all?
>> Anonymous
> 3. Pigs have the mental capacities of a 3-year-old human.

Seems like a good reason to eat them to me.
>> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI
>6. A pig farm with 5,000 animals produces as much fecal waste as a city of 50,000 people.

>4. Pigs are actually very clean animals. If they are given sufficient space, pigs are careful not to soil the areas where they sleep or eat.
>> Anonymous
>>292729
So because you take a shit every once in awhile that makes you a dirty person?

Someone get these fucking 13 year olds off 4chan already.
>> Anonymous
>4. Pigs are actually very clean animals. If they are given sufficient space, pigs are careful not to soil the areas where they sleep or eat.

Are you sure that it is a reason to NOT eat it?
>> Anonymous
[citation needed]
>> sage sage
pigs are delicious. I'd be kosher if they weren't but pepperoni, ham, canadian bacon, american bacon, i'm not gonna give that up, thought regular pork sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>292709

you should probably stop eating chicken too
>> Anonymous
>>3. Pigs have the mental capacities of a 3-year-old human.

>>4. Pigs are actually very clean animals. If they are given sufficient space, pigs are careful not to soil the areas where they sleep or eat.

why are these reasons not to eat them?
>> Anonymous
>>292747

Those two points are trying to convince you that you shouldn't eat pigs because they are cuteish and intelligentish, like dogs. The rest of the points are trying to gross you out. It's a mixed message.

>>292744

And Chicken isn't delicious! So you won't miss out on anything!
>> Anonymous
it is delicious bacon, I must eat.
>> Anonymous
1 reason to eat them:

They taste great.
>> Anonymous
1. Who cares? Eat in moderation.

2. Once again, I don't give a damn.

3. If three year olds tasted as good as bacon I'd eat them too.

4. Good, cleaner meat for me then.

5. Assuming you buy pork from a factory farm that is.

6. All right?

7. Sounds like a good idea.

8. That's how the meat industry works, hippy.

9. Bullshit, 'scared' pig in particular doesn't taste good because all the muscles tense up. They make sure they are dead, PETAtard.

10. This isn't a reason.
>> Anonymous
>>292763
Do pigs come when called? Can they hold their shit in for 15 minutes before I can let them outside?
>> Anonymous
>>292779
Yes to both, actually.
>> Anonymous
>>292780
Interesting. Perhaps they are as smart as dogs.
>> Anonymous
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TEN REASONS TO EAT PIG.

1.) Baby back ribs with bar-b-que sauce

2.) Lemon pepper pork chops

3.) Roasted pork tenderloin with rosemary

4.) Pork country style ribs with A-1

5.) Hot thanksgiving ham with glaze

6.) Hickory smoked or peppered bacon

7.) Honey ham deli slices

8.) Smoked canadian-style bacon for breakfast

9.) Maple breakfast sausage

10.) Plump, juicy grilled bratwurst


GO STICK YOUR DICK IN A FUCKING TREE, YOU JOBLESS HIPPIE!


Somebody pass me the A-1...
>> Anonymous
This thread reminded me I have some bacon in the fridge, brb.
>> Anonymous
HEY HEEEEEEEEY!!!! OVER HERE.

You're killing animals whether you eat meat or not, as thousands upon thousands of animals are killed by tractors during crop harvests.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Fatasses who contribute nothing to society other than raising health insurance premiums for "healthier" amerifags. At least the heart disease and diabetus will remove you all from society soon enough :)
>> Anonymous
I'm no vegetarian by any stretch of the imagination, but for the record: soy protein sausage-style, found in the vegetable aisle of the supermarket, is one of my favorite foods when fried in some olive oil with garlic, and it is pretty good for you compared to bacon.
>> Anonymous
>>292785
YEAH!!! THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!
>> Ten Reasons to Eat Pig Anonymous
1. Bacon
2. Bacon
3. Bacon
4. BACON
5. bacon
6. Bacon
7. Bacon
8. BACON
9. BACON!
10. BACON!!11!
>> Anonymous
>>292792

All people who eat pork are fat?

Is that really what you're saying here, dumbass?
>> Anonymous
I ate pulled pork today , pigs are cute but pork is really yummy....Im not fat thought becuase I work it all off because I exercise and rarely drink.
>> Anonymous
I wish they could roam freely until they have to be killed but they are going to be Killed whether I eat them or not so should I let them die in vain.
>> Anonymous
>>292792

That's like saying all vegetarians and vegans are unhealthy. Stop being shallow-minded.
>> Anonymous
actually a lot of my vegan friends had bad skin and hair, but they would just eat salad, Im like eat some beans or something bitch , you NEED protein an shit
>> Anonymous
Who fucking cares. Pork can taste delicious when cooked properly. That's all I care about.
>> Anonymous
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IGNORE THIS BLATANT JEWISH PROPAGANDA
AND THE HEEBS WILL CONTROL OUR MEDIA NO MORE
>> Anonymous
>>292709
i want bacon now
>> Anonymous
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whatever
>> Anonymous
1. Of all the people I've known that have eaten pork all their lives, only one has had an actual heart attack, and even she didn't die of it. All of those who have died already lead long and healthy lives.

2. Sucks living in the US then.

3. Yeah right, based on what study? Only 3-year old humans have the exact mental capacities of 3-year old humans.

4. Weren't you supposed to be arguing against eating pork, not for?

5. As I said, must suck living in a barbaric country like the US.

6. Around here, pig waste is recycled as a fertilizer. Most crops need to be fertilized, you know.

7. IN AMERICA. You're just listing reasons why your country sucks, not why pork is bad. This goes for items 8 and 9 as well.

10. I don't believe in hell or heaven, just this life. I don't believe your propaganda, and I can't believe someone would actually want to eat some abomination called "faux pork". If you aren't going to eat pork, then at least grow a backbone and stop eating fake pork products. Jews and muslims don't die of a lack of pork-like meats.
>> Anonymous
one of my good friends when I was a kid was jewish and she ate pork all the time, and she was very serious about studying judaism, also she had a swwweeeet bhat mitzfa
>> Anonymous
what country are you from ? what religion are you?
>> Anonymous
So with all these reasons paired with overpopulation... EAT THREE YEAR OLD CHILDREN! BRILLIANT!
>> Anonymous
they are fucking pigs dude, and somebody I knew had pics and they got big and mean and dumb, and you know why just pigs what about fish or birds or cows
>> Anonymous
>>292709

All but "they're cute and intelligent for animals, don't eat them" can be gotten round by actually sourcing your fucking meat as opposed to blindly buying what the supermarkets throw at you. Free range pig farms for the win, local butchers who BUY free range for the supremo win.
>> Anonymous
>>292966

AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING, I have NO idea why, in a country the size of America (Scotfag here), such a huge percentage of your meat production is intensive. But that's a rant for another day, methinks. Disregard, cocks, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>292709
1) Shut up
2) Shut up
3) Shut up
4) Shut up
5) Shut up
6) Shut up
7) Shut up
8) Shut up
9) No one cares
10) You are a faggot.

And yes, you do sound like a preachy PETAfag. Thanks for encouraging me to get a little more pork into my life.
>> Anonymous
>>292974

internet tough guy
>> Anonymous
>>292976
Sick burn, dawg.
>> One reason to eat pig Anonymous
It's fucking delicious.
>> Anonymous
This thread makes me hungry for ham and sausages. :P
>> Anonymous
Fuck you OP, without pigs, your sissy little cuntry won't even survive the First Depression.
>> Ragnaros the Firelord !!yzhEkwd9SJR
>>292968
it is not like that. only people that say it is are petafags
>> Anonymous
one reason to not eat pig: pork is gross.
>> Anonymous
OP gets 10/10. he trolled you good.
>> Anonymous
>>292992

Aha, duly noted. Damn PETArds.
>> Anonymous
I don't eat pork... 'cause well... i just dont. but faux pork doesn't really work--sadly. =/
>> Anonymous
Would be more effective in /ck/.
>> Anonymous
Dear OP,

#4 is a reason, for me, IN FAVOR of eating pork.

And #10 is not a reason.
>> Anonymous
only 1 is valid health warning rest is BAAAAAAAAAWWW SAVE THE WHALES
>> Anonymous
>3. Pigs have the mental capacities of a 3-year-old human.
This is a reason to not eat one? I guess I should eat dolphin, then; They're smarter.

>4. Pigs are actually very clean animals. If they are given sufficient space, pigs are careful not to soil the areas where they sleep or eat.
Saves prep time for cooking.

>5. Piglets in factory farms, who are taken away from their distraught mothers after just a few weeks, have their tails chopped off, their teeth are clipped off with pliers, and the males are castrated—all without painkillers.
Keeps the price of pork down.

>6. A pig farm with 5,000 animals produces as much fecal waste as a city of 50,000 people.
Eat them so they don't keep pooping!

>7. The industry keeps pigs on a steady diet of the antibiotics that we depend on to treat human illnesses.
So we have to eat the pork to get them out!

>8. More than 170,000 pigs die in transport each year, and more than 420,000 are crippled by the time they arrive at the slaughterhouse.
Less work for the house.

>9. A typical slaughterhouse kills up to 1,100 pigs every hour, which makes it impossible for them to be given humane, painless deaths. many pigs are still alive when they are dumped into scalding-hot hair-removal tanks—they literally drown in scalding-hot water.
Suffering tastes deliciou-- why the fuck should anyone care? It's food! Oh no! I boiled the corn without fully removing the husk, IT FELT THE WATER!

>10. Save pigs from hell and yourself from bad health by feasting on faux pork products instead.
No and no.
>> Anonymous
those are all valid points, but are superseeded by how pork tastes good, and is readily available. Also, kids can talk, kids win
>> Demyx's Landmaster !!vjyCRKGc15d
Pigs eat people. They eat more people than sharks, bears and tigers combined each year. Do you think they make stupid lists like this and whine about not eating humans?
>> Anonymous
I don't eat pork or ham.

But OM NOM NOM NOM NOM Bacon is just too fucking delicious not to eat. Sorry piggies. :(
>> Imani
Forget these guys, they're just being jerks. OP, you rock my world. I would never, ever, ever eat pork. I did growing up, but once I developed a conscience, I decided to never eat pigs again.

Cruelty to animals is still cruelty. Other people can do what they want, and that's cool. I personally have to avoid funding inhumane business practices.
>> Anonymous
Thanks for the reminder OP. I need to pick up some pork at the store tomorrow.

Mmmmm, Bacon.
>> 1 reason to eat pig That Gomez
1. It's fucking delicious
>> Anonymous
>>294026
1 Reason to eat pig

1. Bacon

Fix'd
>> Anonymous
I dont eat pig, it's too PIG DISGUSTING
>> Anonymous
>>292968
We have an unhealthy obsession with industrializing everything. If only some politician had the balls to push for phasing out factory farms. That would take care of most of the "cruelty" and environmental issues that fucking vegans always call us on.
>> agreed Anonymous
>>292709
if people would just pay a little more attention to their diet there really wouldnt be any reason to eat meet. besides, bacon really aint that good anyway
>> Anonymous
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>>292709

1. pork products are loaded with protein and vitamins that can be an excellent part of a balanced diet.

2. Ninety-seven percent of pigs in the US are raised as terrorists.

3. Pigs are as annoying as your bratty 3 yr. old little brother.

4. Pigs are very clean animals, which makes their meat more flavourful.

5. Pigs are harvested fresh and altered so that their delicious meat is not spoiled by biting, sickness, or male hormones.

6. A pig farm with 5,000 animals produces as much fecal waste as a city of 50,000 people.

7. The industry keeps pigs on a steady diet of the antibiotics- the SAME antibiotics that help cure or prevent various diseases!

8. More than 170,000 pigs die in transport each year, and more than 420,000 are crippled by the time they arrive at the slaughterhouse. By buying more pork, you are helping farmers and transporters develop new and cost effective ways of transporting pork with minimal casualties!

9. A typical slaughterhouse kills up to 1,100 pigs every hour. The pigs are still alive when they are dumped into scalding-hot hair-removal tanks— ensuring fresh, delicious meat for all of you to enjoy!

10. Pigs would go to hell if they were not able to fulfill their role as food here on earth. By eating pork, you are saving their souls!
>> Anonymous
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1 Reason to eat pork:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork/
>> Anonymous
>>294118
I lol'd and I support your post.

Pork is great, had some yesterday for dinner
>> Anonymous
Dammit, I came to /an/ to cheer me up. I don't need to see this shit here.
>> Anonymous
>>294115
>to eat meet
>> Anonymous
>>294118
A steady diet of pork and hookers makes wonders not only for you body but also for you mind.
>> Anonymous
If they have the mental capacity of three year old humans, can we start killing off and eating welfare babies instead? We'd be saving the money of taxpayers, and I hear the taste is very similar.

BABY BACON! YEAH!
>> Anonymous
I like pigs, but damn. The people that work at these places are more important. I could never understand how PETAfags can bomb places with people inside that are just doing their job. Slaughterhouse workers have to worry about working with heavy machinery, pissed off animals, inhaling brain matter (which can kill you)... they're not rubbing their hands greedily and sacrificing the pigs to their gods, they're just doing their fucking job.

These animal organizations would be much more ethical if they just helped legal immigrants and poor people find other jobs instead of trying to appeal to little brats with "oh nooes, piggies are dying!" and spreading rumors about how cruel slaughterhouses are. As it stands, they're tremendous hypocrites, as are most vegetarians who don't know the real reason why they don't want to eat meat (it shouldn't be because "I heard a story that...").
>> Anonymous
free range pigs are the way to go :) you get your bacon and the pigs get to be treated much better.
>> Anonymous
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>>294184
A modest proposal
>> Anonymous
My Ariadar detects Jews and camel fuckers.
>> Imani
>>294345

Dude please tell me that is not a taxidermed dog.
>> Anonymous
>>292709
Cite your fucking sources, you high-school dropout.
>> Anonymous
Pigs are probably the smartest farm animals and easily the smartest animal we are used to eat(not counting Dolphin-Tuna). Not sure if they are as smart as a 3-year old, but I clearly remember I once read about an animal intelligence study that had pigs playing videogames with their snouts (An easy version of Pacman with no ghosts that rewarded them with food whenever they beat a level).

However. Pigs would eat 3-year old humans if allowed (fact, it has happened several times) and are delicious.
>> Anonymous
>>294345
I've seen that dog before...in human form ;_;
>> Ten reasons to eat pig
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1.Pork products are loaded with cholesteral and saturated fat. Thus, they are tasty

2.ninety-seven percent of pings in the united states today are raised in factory farms. Support your country's industry

3. Pigs havethe mental capacities of a 3-year old human. They go great with 3yo's

4. Pigs are actually very clean animals. If they are given sufficient space, pigs are careful not to soil the areas where they sleep or eat. So washing them is not an issue.

5. Piglets in factory farms, who are taken away from their distraught mothers after just a few weeks, have their tails chopped off, their teeth are clipped off with pliers, and the males are castrated—all without painkillers. It makes you feel at the top of the chain

6. A pig farm with 5,000 animals produces as much fecal waste as a city of 50,000 people. All the more reason to eat more of them.

8. More than 170,000 pigs die in transport each year, and more than 420,000 are crippled by the time they arrive at the slaughterhouse. Thus the industry saves money AND energy that can be used for important stuff. Like cooking them.

9. A typical slaughterhouse kills up to 1,100 pigs every hour, which makes it impossible for them to be given humane, painless deaths. many pigs are still alive when they are dumped into scalding-hot hair-removal tanks—they literally drown in scalding-hot water. -- Luckily they are not humans. So it's fine

10. Save pigs from hell and yourself from your concience by feasting on porks and not making their deaths useless ones.

---- I know it sounds like a troll from /b/, but I've never trolled now I will I do it again.
>> Anonymous
Currently farmers lose £30 for every pig sold in the UK by most chain supermarkets. Go to your local butcher if it's not been turned into a Halal butcher and ask your supermarket to give fairer prices to farmers.
>> Anonymous
ITT internet tuff guyz
>> Anonymous
I had a whole log of Jimmy Dean for breakfast.