/a/i have a pet lizard, he kind of came out of nowhere, he used to belong to my partner's ex until he became retarded on a scale of screaming downy proportions.so here i am, with lizard wondering wtf do i name him.NAME MY LIZARD
Violent J or Shaggy 2 Dope
Wilf
Jesus or Jebus
I'm naming him AIDSAIDS: The Lizard
>>172723Second'd
Biscuit. All pets must be named Biscuit!
waitthe lizard is retarded?
food
godzilla mini me
no no, Gohzirra
DRAGONFORCE
DimitriIntroduce him to your friends with "He's GREASY SWEET!"
>>172871Balki's toy sheep is named Dimitri.
No one suggested Biscuit yet?
ur lizard's so pretty.
jub jub
ffs
>>172870hardest lizard known to man
Drazil!
Varan (it looks like a varanid, at least)
Jim Morrison
dfgd
>>173074not op, but I like that. too bad it doesn't work for dogs
Name him fluffy.