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Anonymous
Dear /an/

spiders are slowly taking over my basement. Is there any kind of repellent I can set down there to drive them off? Pic sorta related
>> Anonymous
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No.

Your basement now belongs to the spiders.
>> Anonymous
Try offering a sacrifice to appease the spiders. Then maybe they'll let you have a corner or something.
>> Anonymous
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This basement is OURS, Parker!
>> Anonymous
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Not today, Venom!
>> Anonymous
just burn the damn place already
>> Anonymous
Try to reason with them, and maybe form a spider army of some sort.
>> Anonymous
I got the same problem, and after years of experimenting with different chemicals on them I can tell that nothing works, just kill them by hand when you see one. Although after some time I stop bothering much about them.

If there are lots of them in one part of the room, use the vacuum cleaner. That will keep their numbers down for awhile.
>> Anonymous
>>82673
For a symbiotic relationship. My spiders only travel via the ceiling and walls, and they eat all of the cockroaches and other bugs in my house. I've never been bitten by any of them, and they don't make very many webs.
>> Anonymous
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>>82706
I tried, but they went turncoat on me. Now they have the taste for human blood. I'll get a bug bomb tomorrow and see how well that will work. In before real bomb.
>> Anonymous
...Are there actual ways to make friends with spiders?
>> Anonymous
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I'd take spiders over these hell-spawned demons any day.
>> Anonymous
>>82724

No.
>> Anonymous
this thread creeps me out
>> Anonymous
>>82695
>>82694
hey guys, Slipperman will beat u up!
>> Anonymous
>> Anonymous
You must join the spiders. Soon they will accept you into the culture and you can mate with their women to create mutant spider baby monster things that you can throw into oncoming traffic to frighten children and the elderly so that the string of multi-car pileups creates such a violent rage there is a march straight to Washington D.C. where everyone will promptly wonder what the hell they were doing there in the first place and start a riot which will burn down the government and all social order will collapse and by then no one will care that you had sex with a spider you sick fuck!
>> Anonymous
>>82759

WTF

Are these daddy-long-legs?
Why are there so many?
Are they on the cieling? ie, u walk underneath them unaware and they all fall on u omg im gonna faint
>> Anonymous
>>82768
Those are harvestmen. I believe they are beneath one of those little bridges every now and then on the road.
>> Anonymous
>>82727
I have these in my basement. I hate them very much.
>> Anonymous
>>82828
I'd be OK with them if they stayed in the basement, but the fuckers come upstairs and run across the carpet at mach 5.
>> Anonymous
Most of the common household spiders aren't going to kill you if they bite you. Though it would be extremely rare that one even did bite you unprovoked. Spiders are one of the better critters to have around in the house. Just remember that each spider has to eat a lot bugs to survive. There's nothing you can do to get rid of them directly, however you can get rid of them indirectly. Just make sure you don't have old bits of food around, like chips and snacks under your bed our sofa and get plastic plants instead of the real stuff. Plants and food will draw in insects, and insects draw in spiders. One thing that will help with keeping the spiders out of view is increasing/decreasing the humidity in the air in your house. Depending on where in the world you live and what spiders you have.
Most spiders prefer a low humidity level, but will stay away if it drops too low or too high. Just test it out for yourself and find a level that you don't mind and keeps the spiders away.
>> Anonymous
put some bats down there
>> hpp3
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If they have a 'chevron' pattern on their back and 'boxing glove' they are Hobo spiders and you should bomb the suckers to hell.
see http://www.onewest.net/~dkv/hobospider/
They are venomous of the same sort as Black Widows. It is called "Necrotic Arachnidism" and will hurt like hell before rotting your skin at the bite area.
>> Anonymous
i would rather have spiders and centipedes in my apartment than cockroaches. Spiders and centipedes eat cockroaches. Kill the spiders, and you will get cockroaches. THINK BEFORE YOU KILL THEM THEY ARE THERE BECAUSE THEY ARE EATING SOMETHING THAT YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT.
>> Anonymous
stop having an environment so full of bugs that it attracts assloads of spiders you slobbish fuck.
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>>83660
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