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http://baiji.org/expeditions/1.html
RIP, Baiji Dolphin
Officially Extinct in 2006
>> Anonymous
NOOOO. Extinct in wild, or extinct-extinct?
>> Anonymous
well they searched for it and returned with no results, which means the dolphin population is really small and will probably die out soon if it's not already all extinct
>> Anonymous
I consider a species extinct when there's no longer a breeding pair left.
>> Anonymous
*goes in a corner and cries for an hour*
>> Anonymous
China FAKE
>> Anonymous
Extinction is good.
Those who cannot evolve fast enough to cope the environment that us humans modified for ourselves are bound for extinction. There's not even need to pity or show sentiments as>>110919
>> Anonymous
loooooooooool
>> Anonymous
old news is old
>> Anonymous
quick someone make a \"blerg im extinct\" macro, GO...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>110952
Its funny because its true
>> Anonymous
that dolphin was built backwards.
>> Anonymous
No wonder it died someone shot it in the top of its head!!!
>> Anonymous
Goodnight ;-;
>> Anonymous
Hooray for progress! Hooray for unlimited growth! Hooray for the crown of creation!

Let's go kill some more species so that we could have more.
>> Anonymous
Idiots, they didn't even bother to check and see if there was a potentially salvageable egg inside.
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>>111006
Dolphins lay eggs

>>110970
you fool, that's the fucking blowhole, which cetaceans use to please the males.
>> Anonymous
>>111008
They have to grow the egg inside of them first, maybe it had one and just hadn't had the chance to lay it yet.
>> Anonymous
I'm really starting to not understand why extinction is such a bad thing.

I mean, it's part of the evolutionary process, an animal sucks, it dies, it keeps dying, it either changes to not die or it completely dies out.

If whales didn't want to be endangered, they shouldn't produce substances that are suitable fuel sources for small lanterns.
>> Anonymous
>>111020
>>If whales didn't want to be endangered, they shouldn't taste so good to the Japanese.

fixed.
>> Anonymous
>>111028
Really the best combination of factors for evolutionary survival is "delicious to humans" + "easy to put in a fence or cage".
>> Anonymous
The anatomy picture makes no sense. Am I to believe that dolphins fuck, shit and have babies from the same whole? Look at the picture..look at the intestine..it doesn't even line up to the anus.
On that not, dolphins give birth to live young. The only mammal that actually lays eggs..I believe, is the platipus. Correct me if I am wrong. That egg, does not belong there.
True, at first it is an egg, then evolves into an embryo and what not, but, that thing looks TOO much like say, a bird egg..for this to be accurate.
>> Anonymous
>>111029

another option is to evolve into something that is "zOMG kawaii ^_____^" and cuddly.
>> Anonymous
>>111039
cloaca much?
>> Anonymous
>>111039
Dolphins lay eggs.
>> Anonymous
>>111039

Echidnas also lay eggs
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>>111040
or something that has virtually no resource value to humans and lives off garbage.

eg. rats
>> Anonymous
>>111039
First of all, it's a cloaca. All egg-laying vertebrates use it for urination, defecation and laying eggs. Second of all, all monotremes lay eggs. And thirdly, dolphins aren't mammals, they're highly derived maniraptorans, which makes them the closest living relatives of dinosaurs. Please check your facts next time.
>> Anonymous
>>111052
not all species of dolphin lay eggs.
http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question67911.html
>> Anonymous
Holy hipocracy batman!

Living off of garbage *IS* a benefit to humans. Scavenging animals like rats, mice, ants, etc, can cause damage and spread disease. However they also are beneficial to the enviornment by helping to get rid of waste.

Rats are great, as long as they aren't in your house.
>> Anonymous
>>111146
Up until the 1800s, wall street commonly had pigs roam it freely to eat the trash on the street
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>>111085

Fools. Dolphins lay eggs! How many times must it be said? Pay attention.
>> Anonymous
This thread is making everything I learned in biology and science hurt.
>> Anonymous
Dolphins give live births dumb ass
>> Anonymous
PRO SKUB
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Unshopped.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>111020

Extinction is fine. Human-forced extinctionsucks. People suck in a not cool way.

>>111008
Is.. is the blowhole useless? I mean what does it connect to? NOTHING according to that picture.

Why is the egg between the kidney and the anus? It is a mystery.
>> Anonymous
>>111435
Still wondering why the anus is connected to the kidney, there, skipper.
>> Anonymous
>>111435
Why did you shop out the egg?
>> Anonymous
>>111499
because dolphins like all egg laying species have a cloaca and the kidney waste products are excreted and expelled via the cloaca
>> Anonymous
Oh God, I seriously can't take this anymore. It's not even a funny troll.

DOLPHINS DO NOT LAY FUCKING EGGS. They are mammals, for fuck's sake. They have live young. Use some goddamn google, a goddamn encyclopedia, even goddamn wiki. NOT AN EGG-LAYING MAMMAL.

Fucking kill yourselves, you faggot trolls.
>> Anonymous
>>111604
It's never the troll that's funny, but rather the public reaction to the troll.

PS. Dolphins lay eggs.
>> Anonymous
dolphins are just gay sharks
>> Anonymous
>>111609
And some sharks lay eggs.
>> Anonymous
>>111616
so the dolphins have gay sex with sharks to create mammal eggs

this all makes sense now

fuck you high school biology, i'm learning from 4chan from now on
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>>111008
Here is the original of that picture
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>>111589

Cloaca-wakka-wakka!