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NOES
>> Anonymous
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A challenger appears!
>> Anonymous
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MAUWTH IS MOAR FEROSHUS
>> Dwight Schrute
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Fact: A grey wolf could obliterate either of these creatures without an ounce of effort. However, the smart wolf will wait for the dog to eat the cat. That way, the wolf can eat the dog and the cat without having to chase the cat.
>> CAT MOUTH IS SUPERIOR Anonymous
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>> Dwight Schrute
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Some people say you may go insane if you stare into the cold yellow eyes of a cat. Let me set the record straight: you WILL go insane if you stare into the eyes of a SCHRUTE.
>> Anonymous
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Did somebody say cat eyes?
>> Jim Halpert
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STFU Dwight.
>> NOES
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NOES DESTROYS ALL
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