Asshole duck, or BIGGEST asshole duck?
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Dick duck.
>>242741I'm sorry.... Did you say Afroduck?
>>242755Afroduck has no power over HypnoALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
When I was 4 years old, a duck jumped and grabbed a hotdog from my hand at the beach and ran away with that laughing-quack they do.
indian runners are the best ducks
>>242999seconded.
This is the only way I want to see a duck: Ready for the oven!
>>242755ALL HAIL.
>>243036DUCK IS FUCKING DELICIOUS
By far the BIGGEST asshole duck of all time.
>>243063Ch... chocobo?
>>242741Where are its wheels?
>>243102;__________________;
You mean best asshole duck
They're always fighting and fucking in my backyard. It's funny to watch because they're such lumbering slowpokes on land.They still aren't nearly as obnoxious as geese.
There's a pair of gay mallards at my school. They snuggle together and walk around together. And they've decided the art building belongs to them so I have to hurry and run to get into it or they'll attack me.
Am I seriously the first person to post this?
>>243102Natural selection at work
>>243216We have a pair at my school too. They're pretty adorable.
Duck asshole, or BIGGEST duck asshole?