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Anonymous
Hai guise, who would win in a fight.

A Human or an Orangutan?
>> Anonymous
I've seen this film. The fat ginger hairy one wins.
>> Anonymous
>>341119
Is the human armed with lethal weaponry?

If no, orangutan.
>> Anonymous
Human could still just take a rock and smack the orangutan in the head with it.

Orangutan is pretty much just like a strong, retarded and hairy man. Superior intelligence = superior combat skill.
>> Anonymous
How big is the Orangutan? Age for age?
>> Anonymous
>>341128
You are assuming of course that the orangutan doesn't grab the human's arm before he manages to deliver the blow with the rock and rip it off. An orangutan is strong enough to pull a grown man's limbs off one by one. You don't fuck with something like that without ranged weapons.
>> Anonymous
astronaut vs caveman argument modified
>> Anonymous
>>341148
Nope. Cavemen are the same species as the astronaut. Orangutans have to rely on their muscular strength and reflexes to keep them from falling to their deaths every single day of their life.
>> Anonymous
>>341128
It would have to be a massive rock and the guy would have to sneak up on the orangutan while it slept or something. They have thick skulls, better reflexes, a much longer reach than a human, and can easily snap a guy's arm or crush his hand into pulp.
>> Anonymous
OP here,
The human gets a pointy stick he made himself.
>> Anonymous
>>341172
He'll get that pointy stick shoved in his anus by the orangutan.
>> Anonymous
if you compare only physical capabilities, not mentioning using any tools, why not take an example of human athlet, or some weight lifter/fighter? if you meant a regular human versus a regular orangutan, bare hands to bare hands, i'd go for the orangutan
>> Anonymous
>>341178
Check this out:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/60685/sumo_wrestler_vs_female_orangutan/

I don't think any human of any strenght stands a chance of winning against an orangutan, unless he knows some really effective martial arts techniques.
>> Anonymous
god /an/ is so furry

humans are superior to all animals

if orangutans were stronger, they wouldn't be in our cages
>> Anonymous
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2/can-a-90-lb-chimp-clobber-a-full-grown-man

Related.
>> Anonymous
absolutley no contest. the average orang can twist a human like a pretzel, they are very powerful animals and can break necks, legs, rib cages, etc without even blinking. DONT get in that cage, son !
>> Anonymous
The only things humans have going for them are their brains and considerable stamina. In unarmed combat it would be the equivalent of an orangutan against an orangutan with some kind of horrible genetic condition that converts the majority of its muscle into fat.
>> Anonymous
Humans are still faster running, right?
Could the human run away, build weapons with prep time and come back to kill the ape?
>> Anonymous
12 gauge rounds in the 'Tangs face. Humans are always superior.
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>> Anonymous
>>341438
You abbreviated "orangutan" to "'tang". Your opinion doesn't count for anything.
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