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Anonymous
Hi /an/

My [relative] had a[n] [positive adjective] [breed] [pet], called [stupid name], who was recently diagnosed with [terminal illness] brought on by a combination of [genetic trait] and neglect from [relative].
It was so sad to see [pet] go. [sad emoticon] We put it to sleep by [common euthanasia procedure]. I wish me and [relative] could have done more for [pet], but at least [s]he went down without pain.
Rest in peace, [positive adjective], [repeat positive adjective], [pet]... [sad emoticon]
>> Anonymous
one internet
>> Anonymous
two internet.
>> Anonymous
three internet.
>> Anonymous
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CONNECT FOUR!
>> Anonymous
four- four internets at the bright blue door.
>> Anonymous
>>47763
awesome game
>> Anonymous
That's not funny, my pet died that way.
>> Anonymous
>>47781
Your pet died of Connect Four? Dude, that's bad.
>> Voleta
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Hi /an/

My little brother had a delicious shetland goat, called Dorkmeister, who was recently diagnosed with chronic retardation brought on by a combination of wings and neglect from litte brother.
It was so sad to see dorkmeister go. >-( We put it to sleep by death. I wish me and little brother could have done more for dorkmeister, but at least it went down without pain.
Rest in peace, delicious, delicious, dorkmeister... [>-(
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Hi /an/

My second cousin twice removed had a sweet persian cat, called Miss Happyface, who was recently diagnosed with testicular cancer brought on by a combination of a faulty Y chromosome and neglect from my second cousin twice removed.
It was so sad to see Miss Happyface go. ;_; We put it to sleep by "taking it for a drive." I wish me and my second cousin twice removed could have done more for Miss Happyface, but at least he went down without pain.
Rest in peace, sweet, sweet Miss Happyface... ;_;
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The US military-industrial complex had a not-as-bad-as-Reagan-or-Nixon Republican president called George W. Bush who was recently diagnosed with total failure brought on by a combination of christianism and neglect from the US military-industrial complex.
I was so sad to see George W. Bush go. 8# We put it to sleep by midterm elections. I wish me and the US military-industrial complex could have done more for George W. Bush, but at least he went down without pain.
Rest in peace, not-as-bad-as-Reagan-or-Nixon, not-as-bad-as-Reagan-or-Nixon George W. Bush... $[
>> Anonymous
>>47838
christianism, eh? First time I've seen that.
>> Anonymous
>>47838
Get your fucking politics out of /an/
>> Voleta
>>47838

You did it wrong, "The US military-industrial complex " is not a relative
>> Anonymous
>>47789

I can see a hampster sticking his head in, and someone dropping the little checker in and chopping off his head like a guillotine. XD Funny, fucked up stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>47857
>>47865
Agree.

Also, Nixon was a brilliant President. He was just a scumbag. Read up on your history.
>> Anonymous
[In before sat on it]
>> Anonymous
>>47884
wait. funny? weirdo.