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No more Ms. Nice Girl Worker CC19291029L12901
Filthy, dirty mammals!

Long enough have you stomped on us and destroyed our cities! You think you are the rulers of this world with your fur and nose and ears and glands and... you are disgusting!

We shall cleanse this world from your presence, the same way we did it back then when the big, stupid lizards roamed this our world!

For Hive, Mother and Fungus!


Oh, right... Soldier B1929AA220 warned me about this.

NO, I will NOT show the ovaries of my queen to you! What are you, freaks?
>> Anonymous
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Yeah, right. You and what army?
>> Worker CC19291029L12901
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You...
>> Worker CC19291029L12901
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...better...
>> Worker CC19291029L12901
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...be...
>> Worker CC19291029L12901
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...joking.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords.

Sieg Hive!
>> Anonymous
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>> Frankengun !HgIdo42VU2
Just for that, I'm going to take a piss on one of your colonies.
>> Anonymous
This is ridiculous. When we want to build up any kind of resistance, we have to go underground. But they are already there! It's just not fair.
>> Worker CC19291029L12901
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>>255732

Try it. Ever seen a billion ant-asses, pointin' toward your face? It's fun, really, especially the point where the acid we hurl at you is eating your skin.
>> Anonymous
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>> Worker CC19291029L12901
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But, well... you could appease us. Mind you, we would still crush you under our feet, but, well, not right now.

What you have to do?

Go into the place where you have all your food, disgusting, filthy, smelly, greedy, fat mammal that you are.

Take out all of your meat and sugar. The sugar!

Especially the sugar.

Go out of your ugly hive and come to ours.

Drop the food at the designated place. You can't miss it. We marked it with, like, a thousand pheromones.

Turn around, and run. Run as fast as you can.

And then, when you are home, wait for the day when we will grow tired of you at least and destroy your world.

Now, quick! The queen is fucking hungry and yells all the time. You don't want an angry queen, won't you? Yes, good mammal.
>> Anonymous
>>255738

This is so cute.

>>255739

Go away, CC192.
>> Worker CC19291029L12901
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>>255741

Hey, you bastard! Only friends may call me that! You want war? You get it! Alright! You, all of you, you will not survive long enough to see the next sunrise!
>> Frankengun !HgIdo42VU2
>>255736
Ant asses, aimed at me? Well, I'll already have my dick out, so prepare for a mass raep.
>> Worker CC19291029L12901
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>>255744

Bring it on, wank. Your single dick against A BILLION ANT HAPPYHOLES.

If you don't die by exhaustion, then by sheer and utter desperation.
>> Frankengun !HgIdo42VU2
>>255747
Prepare to be inseminated.
>> Frankengun !HgIdo42VU2
>>255747
Oh yeah, and that tick spy you sent?

He's not doing so hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noQrVFvksHE
>> Narrator
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>>255748

And thus, Magic-Dick-Ant-Shooting-Man was born.

Good night.
>> Anonymous
>>255750

SPOOOOouch.
>> Anonymous
Eh, you have no chance of survival against my buddy, the Ant-lion.
>> Anonymous
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Damn it, thread got bugs again.
>> Anonymous
>SAGE!

>OP here if you like that
http://www.outwar.com/rec/mystikal
>sign up and you will like this
>> Black Ant
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>>255754
Hey guys, sorry for all the weird stuff going on. Guess the redheads got PMS or somethin'.
Don't worry, keep cool, and put that spray 'way, alright? We're cool.
>> Anonymous
Ovaries or GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>255755

Can we get a wordfilter to turn Outwar links into "I suck cocks"?
>> Anonymous
shall crush them for you my queen!

revolutions and corporations kill the good hive mindedness.

ants farm fungy lol
>> Anonymous
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highly recommended.
>> Anonymous
this was the 4th thread I had to read before I realized this place was way too awesome to be /v/. I don't know how I got here. Sorry.
>> Anonymous
I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords
>> Anonymous
>>256160
One of my teachers was in that movie.
>> Anonymous
>>256171
aks him what the ending means.
>> Anonymous
FUCK
>> Anonymous
>>255739
>Mind you, we would still crush you under our feet,

As a footfag, this arouses me.
>> Anonymous
/an/ - Roleplaying

Also, Joe's apartment
>> KZN
This thread is awesome; I lol'd.

Also, ants suck, break out the RAID.
>> Anonymous
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Bringing in the calvary
>> Anonymous
>>256247
cavalry
>> Anonymous
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>>256258
Cavalier
>> Anonymous
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>>256262
- King Charles?
>> Anonymous
>>255712
How do you type?
>> Worker CC19291029L12901
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>>256288

500 soldiers on the keyboard. I only have to yell, and they rush around and press the keys.
It's a beautiful sight, really.
>> T.T.T.
Teeny Tiny Tina highly endorses this thread.