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Coconut/robber crabs Anonymous
Does anybody know where to buy them?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
coconut crab store
>> Anonymous
There must be some place on the internets where they can be purchased.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>147903
coconutcrabstore.com
>> Anonymous
Server not found
>> Anonymous
>>147908

best site ever
>> Anonymous
I bet coconut crabs would make excellent guard pets. At the very least, if somebody broke into your house, you could throw the coconut crab at them, and it would probably fuck them up horribly.
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>> Anonymous
How can nobody know where to buy them?
>> Anononon
I hear they're common in Japan esp Tokyo
>> Anonymous
>>147930
Real life pokemon?
>> Anononon
You could.. say..? although I'm not sure you would want one in your pocket.. rather in a thick steel cage.
>> Anonymous
I HAVE CRABS!
>> Anonymous
Win rar?
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>>147897

lol
>> Anonymous
Try specialized pet stores. I got my Roger at a rescue home for reptiles and stuff, even though he's a crustacean (Where the fuck else was he supposed to go?).

Do not that those fucks can crush your hand pretty good. Still love 'em.
>> Anonymous
I can't seem to find them anywhere.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>148950
Thats because you can't buy them.
>> Anonymous
Yes you can
I've already heard of many people in the us that have owned them, or that saw them for sale at some random place.

and lots of people have them as pets in asia
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>148981
Let me rephrase then.
The average person cannot go into a pet store and purchase a coconut crab. Because someone posts on the internets that they have a coconut crab does not mean they actually have one. If you can provide some kind of proof, then I sure as hell will retract this statement.
>> Anonymous
OP here, just got my hands on one. Man, this is going to make for a delicious meal.
>> Anonymous
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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>148994
Well, colour me owned.
>> Anonymous
just get a hermit crab, they are closely related
>> Anonymous
AWAKEN, MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERMIND, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME.
>> Anonymous
Anonymous does not own a coconut crab, or he'd have posted proof by now.
>> Anonymous
>>149060

Gears of War reference much?
>> Anonymous
In before massive damage, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>149107
see
>>148994
>> Anonymous
I wish I had a chance to battle a crab like that.
>> Anonymous
>>149410
But not like, waking up on the beach after a shipwreck and one is busting my nut open. Like, smashing one with a primitive club to protect my village's coconut supply.
>> Anonymous
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Paras will crack your hand wide open.
>> Anonymous
>>149124
moar like Radio Free Zerg amirite?