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knocked up Anonymous
SO.

friend of mine has been on watch, due to her poodle being in heat. she was waiting for my cousins male type poodle to be delivered(said cousin lives in another town). 2 days ago, her conscience got to her and decided to let the dog free for a bit, while she was prepping dinner. thinking nothing would happen, she left the door open walst doing this....

WELL, the next door chihuahua, managed to de-virginize her in those 10 minutes. said friend found a grisly sight outside. she let them finish, then called me, panicked, talking about doggy abortions and the like. i said no, just let her be(they might come out cute).

the next day i convinced her to let my cousins dog get it on, to see if maybe she'll have some poodle type puppies(the male dog arrived today). is this THEORETICALLY possible? i'm no expert in doggy sex, so this is why i ask.

ALSO, what do poodle/chihuahua mixes look like?

pic mostly related.
>> Anonymous
They make male poodles? Gay.
>> Anonymous
I have no idea what poodle/chihuahua's look like. But I do know that its possible for there to be more than one father to a litter of puppies. So your plan might work.
>> Anonymous
i so hope you are a troll because you're a fucking retard.
>> Anonymous
you falcon punch the damn thing
>> sage sage
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>>210765

thank you. and cute, apparently. pic related.

>>210767

i love you too^_~
>> Anonymous
Dog sex takes a lot longer than 10 minutes, what with the knot and all. Unless you saw that happening, and decided 'lol I'll just let this random fucker impregnate my dog instead of pulling him out before he ejaculates hurr hurr'
>> Anonymous
>>210779
Instead of Chipoo, I vote for Poohuahuas....
>> Anonymous
Chihuahua/Poodle mixes are like any other cross. They can come out adorable or they can come out with a face only a mother could love. My friend has one who grew in a coat that can almost be described as wiry and sheds like a chihuahua. He also falls into the "so ugly he's cute" category.

Also stop breeding dogs just because you have two or a fucking friend has one too and you just want to make babies. It's fucking irresponsible and if I could punch your friend in the face I would. I hope she enjoys the stress of doggie labor, hernias, and mammary cancer just so she can have puppies the world doesn't have room for anyway. Poodles are exploited by bad backyard breeders and puppy mills enough as it is, they don't need anymore help.

INB4 PETAfag
>> Anonymous
The poohuahuas are going to be so cute. Post pics when they pop out.
>> Anonymous
TAKE THE KNOT

Err, I mean, river + sack + stones.
>> Anonymous
The pups will look like various combinations of chihuahua and poodle traits. A veterinarian can perform a doggie abortion, but you'll want to take her in as soon as possible. The more semi-developed puppy the vet has to scrape out of the mother's uterus the more $ it'll cost.
>> Anonymous
>>211371
shut up faggot I'm gonna continue to breed dogs and sell them for $
>> Anonymous
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>>210762
I think it would be wise for you to educate your friend a bit on animal breeding. I agree with>>211371since there are far too many puppies in the world already. My aunt is a purebred dog breeder with a CKC registered kennel and even she only does litters every few years. It's a difficult process for breeder and dog, and the health problems can be immense. Stillborns, hernias, prolapsed uterus, all that shit.

Your friend is irresponsible as fuck, and if she loves that dog she should get it checked out at a vet, possibly doggy-bortioned, and spayed. If she wants puppies so badly, tell her to go to the fucking pound.

tl;dr people like her shouldn't have animals.
>> Anonymous
>>210762

Okay, the assumption here is that you guys are willing to raise around 3-4 poodle puppies into full adulthood (first litter's never large).

....so why did she let them finish, to start off with?
>> Anonymous
any poodle cross is a "designer breed" these days, so chi-poos will sell via newspaper or similar for almost as much as a full poodle will as long as she pretends it was a planned breeding. bonus if the chihuahua was registered. people who think animals shouldn't breed should never have children, because there are too many humans on this planet.
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apparently they can come out with either coat type also...
>> Anonymous
>>211747will sell via newspaper or similar for almost as much as a full poodle will as long as she pretends it was a planned breeding

Any skank buying a chipoo or whatever isn't going to give a shit whether or not the litter was planned.

OP, sell the pups and donate all the money to a local shelter to make up for yet another uneeded litter.
>> Anonymous
>>211747
>>211801
It's poohuahua, not chipoo...
Come on, it's got a better ring to it