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Anonymous
So /an/, how can I piss off my cat?
I want to make it REALLY really angry.
>> /An/onymous
Bucket of cold water is basically torture, not suggested in any way, just throwing it out there.
>> Anonymous
the fucked up thing is the cat posted the same thing about you on /b/
>> Anonymous
Tell the cat water boarding is horrid for humans, he should try it out on OP.
>> Anonymous
tell it that its mom was a whore and slept with the whole neighborhood
>> Anonymous
Your mileage may very with this technique depending on how athletic your cat is and how easy it is to get riled up but if you try clipping clothespins to its fur on the neck and base of the tail (or any other areas you find where it simply can't bite them off) then not only will you piss off your cat, in all likelihood you'll die laughing at its antics to get the clothespin off. Plus, it doesn't actually hurt the cat and the cat gets to take all its frustrations out on the pin when it finally falls off. Simple and fun, I should know.
>> Anonymous
tape on his paws.. while not rage inducing, is fucking hilarious
>> Anonymous
get a good-sized cardboard box and kind of balance the flaps up so they form a surface, make it look like it would if it were taped shut

then put some treats on the top of it or dangle a toy above it. watch as cat jumps up and falls in and freaks the fuck out. for extra fun, fill with packing peanuts
>> Anonymous
Knock it over on its back and tickle the fuck out of it when it's least expecting it.
>> Anonymous
throw a towel over cat's back
watch cat walk like it's carrying 50 pounds
laugh your ass off
>> Anonymous
get one of those bats that flaps its wings and flies around in a circle on a string, hang from ceiling. lulz
>> Anonymous
nooooooooo stop talkin bout ways to be mean to kittehs i can't stand it
>> Anonymous
>>336583
Haha, I used to do this to my cat. It was fucking hilarious.

I'm going to try that tape on the paws thing.
>> Anonymous
>>336563
they hate that. my cat got smart and started peeling it off with his teeth,
>> Anonymous
plastic wrap all over.

then cooking oil

makes for a pissed fucking cat