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Anonymous
Hey /an/!

This is my new ferret, Biscuit.

What kind of accessories should I get for the cage so it can live a playful healthy life?
>> Anonymous
>>175212
Some onions and mustard. Also gb2/ck/
>> Anonymous
>>175214
GASP! How dare you suggest I cook my beloved Biscuit! If he wasn't napping call curled up at the moment, he'd kick your ass
>> Anonymous
>>175223
You haven't noticed that Biscuit is actually a sausage?
>> Anonymous
Ok, first get a regular old sauce pan and fill it with water. water's cold, so make sure a flame's underneath it. ferrets are agoraphobic, so make it feel comfortable by putting the lid of the saucepan securely in place. once it's settled in, give or take 30 minutes, your ferret will *yadda yadda* wind up in the toilet if you find it's missing.
>> Anonymous
>>175229
sort of like a ferret hot tub eh? well I'll give it a try. I'm a little concerned about a flame being near the wood shavings, but maybe Biscuit can run his own fire department with the water from the bath.
>> Anonymous
In before paper.