File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
hello /an/ my cat brings in mice all the time and eats it alive so i got to the idea of torturing it to death the next time he brings one in and only if my mom aint home

so it is now i cought a mouse i will torture it to death unless one of you gives me enough reason not to torture it to death

on the other hand if you have a great idea on how to do it i will do it that way i will post the results on /an/
>> Anonymous
Reason not to torture it to death: It won't make your tiny dick bigger. Not the least bit. sorry, /b/tard
>> Anonymous
i forgot to say flaming only or bel-air jokes will make me torture it to death
>> Anonymous
>>92800
Idiot alert
>> Anonymous
/b/ is closed due to AIDS
>> Anonymous
I'd rather you give it to a snake or have your cat eat it or something; that way you get the horrible feeling of killing something but it doesn't go to waste because at least you fed an animal?

Or you can just be a wasteful fag and torture it. Good luck getting girls. :)
>> Anonymous
Ah shit, we're witnessing the birth of the next B.T.K or some shit.
>> Anonymous
Good way of starting your criminal career. The world needs more serial killers and mass murderers.
>> Anonymous
I dare you to take it to the front of your local police station and kill it in front of all the cops to see.
>> Anonymous
>>92767if my mom aint home

underage ban
>> Anonymous
>>92776
Kid, how many times do I have to say it?
TORTURING THE MOUSE WILL NOT MAKE YOUR PENIS BIGGER! Now, hitting your dick with that hammer, that WILL make it bigger.

Trust me. I know science.
>> Anonymous
>>92839
The Black peoples agree on this bitchin' shit, yo!
>> Anonymous
>>if my mom aint home

Guys don't mock badass mouse torturer. He, in fact, has stopped sleeping next his mother since six months ago. Told you he was hardcore!
>> Anonymous
That mouse is cute. Dont kill it. Give it to your mom as a present instead <3
>> Anonymous
stick the mouse in your mom's pooper. she'll shit mice
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
ITS DELICIOUS MOUSE
YOU MUST EAT IT
>> Anonymous
Wow, what a fucking dumbass.

P.S. In case you didn't get it yet, it makes you the comic relief of 4chan when you say, 'only if my mom aint home'. That is all.
>> Anonymous
Do it, you still stay with your parents, so you're either underage b& or over 18 and live with your parents. Either way you are pathetic.
>> Anonymous
oh, and OP...
IT STILL WON'T MAKE YOUR COCK BIGGER!

Though, can you post pics of your mom? We'd like to meet her.
>> Anonymous
>>92839

Swollen does = bigger, afterall