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OH GOD THERE WAS A SPIDER IN MY CLOTHES DRAWER
A GODDAMN HUGE DADDY LONGLEGS
AND A BLACK SPIDER OF UNKNOWN ORIGINS WAS CRAWLING AROUND UNDER MY BED
MY ROOM IS CLEAN GODDAMNIT

FFFFFFFFFFAWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKK
>> Anonymous
moron. only black widows and brown recluses can hurt you.
>> Anonymous
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>>298120
BUT THEY'RE FUCKING SIPDERS
IN MY ROOM
>> Anonymous
Who are?
>> Anonymous
Itt's a good thing, That means there is no mould in your house, spiders don't thrive in mouldy buildings, and it will soon be clear of flies and other bugs.
>> Anonymous
Lol daddy longlegs are fun

I like pulling off their legs one by one, until only the body is left.
>> Anonymous
>>298142
Yeah that's pretty fucked up.
>> Anonymous
>>298118
Daddy Long Legs are the most venemous spider in the world.

But they're way too small to bite you, thus rendering them harmless! :3
>> Anonymous
>>298190

Daddy long legs are neither spiders or venomous...
>> Anonymous
>>298201
I agree that they are not dangerously venomous, but not spiders? Really? How so? They are arachnids, dumbass.
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae
Yes, the Grandaddy Long-legs spider is a spider, but not highly venomous.
The Crane fly, which a lot of people think is a spider, is also sometimes referred to as the long-legs.
>> Anonymous
The confusion stems from the common name being used for both a suborder of spider, a group of non-spider arachnids, and non-arachnid insects. None of them are particularly venomous.

>They are arachnids, dumbass.
...what was your point?
>> Anonymous
>>298225
well, gee, if they're arachnids, and obviously not false scorpions, whipscorpions, windrunners, or ticks, what are they? Spiders. THAT was my point. Dumbass.

Why do I feel like Red Foreman?
>> Anonymous
>>298230
Maybe they're Opiliones, aka "harvestmen" or "daddy long legs", which ARE arachnids but AREN'T , false scorpions, whipscorpions, windrunners, ticks, OR spiders? Or mites or true scorpions, for that matter. There are other arachnids, dumbass.
>> Anonymous
>>298230
way to fail.
>> Jukk's
>>298120
oh christ don't remind me

I found a Brown Recluse in my bathroom last week. I've been paranoid as hell ever since.
>> Anonymous
A couple days ago I was laying on my bed reading a book, and a spider ran across my wall.

I admit to screaming like the sissy girl I am.