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Anonymous
BOOM!

I has a corn snake.

What should I name this faggot?
>> Anonymous
"This Faggot."
>> Anonymous
>>256032
Crap I was going to say that
>> Anonymous
Biscuit
>> Anonymous
Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples
>> Anonymous
Give him a Viking name
http://www.angelfire.com/wy/svenskildbiter/Viking/viknams3.html#MALE
>> Anonymous
Just call him "corm" and be done with it.
>> OkasenLuny !3GqYIJ3Obs
Cuddles the Mighty
>> Anonymous
Candlejack would be a good na
>> Anonymous
rug monkey
>> Anonymous
Christ you have fucking fat fingers.
>> Anonymous
>>256066
I'm a fat guy.
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>>256066

Fat, or BUFFED!?

Maybe he has big bones?
>> Anonymous
>>256071
No, I'm obese, it's cool.
>> Anonymous
Shoeless Joe
>> Anonymous
Op here,
Disregard this thread, i ate it.
>> ­ ­
Not necessarily! You might be a dwarf!
Or one of the bubble people.

Or then The image might be slanted.

Oh I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself.

I am Cosby number eighty-six, Hypothesis Cosby!
>> ­ ­
Rudyyy-
>> Anonymous
OP here

BOOM!

I just took a crap.
>> ­ ­
Y'see, Theooo-
>> ­ ­
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I hereby declare it's new name to be Cosby.
>> Anonymous
Op shaves his knuckles
>> Anonymous
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>>256075
>>256079
Real OP here... I have neither eaten it nor crapped... I'm not above either though.
>> Anonymous
more fat hand pics please.
>> Anonymous
do you use a q-tip to clean out the lines in your palms?
>> Anonymous
>>256092
I have a professional set of ham cleaning tools.
>> Anonymous
>>256089

You're on 4chan. Like you're not fat either. Fatty.
>> Anonymous
>>256099
you just sayd that you are fat too
i am not fat, i pwn you haha
>> Anonymous
>>256031
D'AWWW
I miss my corn snake ;_;
Back on topic, I second shoeless Joe.
>> Anonymous
op here, its escaped! how do i find a lost snake?
>> Anonymous
>>256151
>you just sayd that you are fat too
>i am not fat, i pwn you haha

You are clearly a idiot, sayd? also, "pwn" is only used by 14 year old counterstrike players, However, im not fat and regularly lurk 4chan, i agree with what you are saying just not how you said it.
>> Anonymous
>>256031
Aww what a cute snake :3 Well since you're a self admitted fatty, you could be Pork and he could be Beans. Corm, Maize, Cormaize, Fuck I want to get my own snake now :C
>> Anonymous
>>256254
They're pretty awesome.
>> Anonymous
snake question that doesn't warrant its own thread:

i've been thinking of getting a corn snake or ball python, but i travel a lot. i'm usually out of town for ~5 days of the month, would a snake be OK left alone during these times, or would i have to get someone to check on it?

btw, awesome snake, fatty
>> Anonymous
>>256361
A corn snake would probably do better in that situation, if something happened like the lights going out while you were gone; they can survive with few ill effects at normal household temperatures. They also don’t have any significant humidity requirements and eat more readily than pythons which can actually develop weird requirements such as only eating mice with a black stripe down their back, it’s not common, but can happen and makes them a slightly trickier snake to raise.

Snakes, even babies can go a week or so without eating just fine. In fact, some breeders only feed babies once every 10 days or so to keep them small and adults can safely be fed only once every 2 weeks or even 3 in emergency situations. So the time you’re gone wont be a problem. Snakes grow as fast as you feed them, and babies can be fed as often as every 5 days to maximize growth.

The only major concern is keeping the enclosure clean and changing the water. Make sure you remove all of the feces from the enclosure before you leave and change the water as the last thing you do before you leave and it should be ok. Normally you'd want to change the water every day, but as long as your snake doesn't routinely go in its water you should be fine. If it does make a habit of going in the water, you should provide and additional water source when you leave.

Changing the water right before you leave and as soon as you come back will probably be the most important factor in making it work with your situation.
>> Anonymous
Snakelbert
>> Anonymous
Biscuit is the only correct answer.
>> Anonymous
Plissken
Biscuit
Cuddles The Mighty
Shoeless Joe
Noodle
>> Anonymous
Name it BOOM!