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Kiwi are fruit or birds? Anonymous
aren't these guyz cute!!! is it true they kill pet dogs?
>> Anonymous
no, the kiwi is the most harmless creature ever.
>> Anonymous
it would have to be reaaaally small dogs. I've seen some dog's lawn fudge bigger than than some of the kiwi's I've seen. I AM talking about the birds, not the fruit. ;)
>> K I W I ! Anonymous
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs
>> Anonymous
>>98788
such a cute kiwi
>> Anonymous
I've never seen one, but their eggs are supposed to be massive.
>> Anonymous
>>98811
you're thinking osterich eggs
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>>98815
no, he's right... kiwi eggs are HUEG LIEK XBOCHS
>> H
I can't believe a small, flightless bird is my national symbol.
>> Anonymous
>>98811
Kiwi eggs can weigh up to one quarter the weight of the female. Usually only one egg is laid. Although the kiwi is about the size of a domestic chicken, it is able to lay eggs that are up to ten times larger than a chicken's egg
>> Anonymous
most kiwis that aren't birds are fruits, if that helps any. :)
>> Anonymous
>>98834
OH SNAP
>> H
>>98834
Oho. Very clever.
>> Anonymous
Harmless? I bet the little monsters can carry lice.
>> Anonymous
>>98865
that and their nostrils are in the very tip of their beak, so they can inject boogers into you as an offensive tactic
>> Anonymous
The only thing the kiwi does is be super awesome

it's blind and nocturnal and has a cute little chirp, and wtfrocks insects and shit with its nostrils and beak

fucking best flightless bird in the world tbh
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>> Anonymous
>>98834
truer words
>> Anonymous
"Kiwifruit" is one fucking word like pineapple or strawberry stupid americans.
>> Anonymous
>>98788
I love how at the very end of that video, just before the credits, you hear a faint "thud".
>> Anonymous
>>98965
Or "grapefruit."

But when you say you're putting kiwi in the fruit salad, there's absolutely no ambiguity like there would be between "grape" and "grapefruit."
>> Anonymous
No.98780

Hey you might be thinking of the CASSOWARY, another flightless bird which is large and extremely agressive (ie: Kills people)
>> Anonymous
>>98788
Fucker made me cry manly tears
>> PenalGourd !MEME/ohNYo
>>98788
shed a tear over this. BOTTLED UP EMOTIONS FOR THE WIN (J/K LOSE)
>> Anonymous
>>98953
old as the internet
>> Anonymous
>>99526
Manly tears indeed.
>> Anonymous
so cute