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Anonymous File :-(, x)
Time for another story... Okay so like I said my house is COMPLETLY infested with spiders, The window overlooking my shower has a big brown spider with about a thousand eggs that I don't have the heart to squash, so my bathroom has hundreds of tiny little spiders all over it, I was taking a crap and opened up my pack of baby wipes (If there is one thing you get from this story, it's that you should throw away all your paper wipes and get baby wipes they are a thousand times better) And wipe away, when I'm done I look at the wipes, and see a baby spider on the top one.
I don't know who had it worse, me or the possible spiders on there... Also in the bathroom, I just got done taking a shower so I was completly naked, and started shaving, I sat down on the edge of my tub (I'm 6'9 and it hurts my neck to bend down to look at the mirror) Next thing I know my leg has this strange tugging feeling, I look down and see this horrid long fanged little venom spider MAKING A FUCKING WEB ON THE ARCH OF MY THIGH AND CALF, HE WAS MAKING A WEEEEB ON MEEEEEEEEE! I screamed but kept my body perfectly still so he wouldn't bite me, I couldn't see him as he crawled into the crack of my thigh/calf, I was afraid he was going to drown on the water covering my Pubic regionlike Super leg hair and go bite fucking crazy, I eventually managed to get him when has putting a line down on the floor and ran out of the bathroom screaming, naked, covered in shaving cream, and my hair full of conditioner. I'm pretty sure the spider is the same species as the one that just got done making a few thousand eggs.
Yeah.
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