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"The dolphin lays her eggs in shallow beaches or implants it's eggs in a human (the real reason that dolphin are always close to humans and "rescue them", often using mind control to make the humans forget the rape). After a few months, the tiny larvae leave the beaches in great swarms, much like those of the sea turtle, and spend upwards of three years in a cave or a dark, enclosed area. These are known as "silverfish" and are often found in human habitats many miles from the sea. After a few years, they migrate back to the ocean to begin their miraculous transformation. Unfortunately, a lot of larvae never make it back to the ocean."
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Moar animal and nature facts?

Only human females have vaginas, and only human males have penises. All, and I do mean ALL other animals (mammals, birds, reptiles, canines, and insects), lay EGGS, which they fertilize with their poop. Other animals have "proto-vaginae" (it's NOT "viginas", retards) with vagina denata or ovipositors for reproduction. The vagina denata filters the semen from the feces to fertilize the eggs. In some species, the eggs are laid using a modified ovipositor called a "clitoris".

If it's green it is a plant.

The venom of the black mamba cures aids and the bite of the camel spider cures cancer.

Sharks prefer the taste of human flesh over fish due to the varying structures of a human's hemoglobin.
Whale semen (after being filtered from feces using caribou hides) has been used for centuries by the Inuit people as an anti-aging balm.

If a human were to voluntarily keep their eyes closed for several months, they would go blind after opening them, since the flash of light upon doing so would be so intense it would destroy any cells involved in sight. This is known as Ocular Shock.

A newly-discovered type of tree in the Amazon basin will slowly move itself closer to a water source (up to 2 inches per day) by growing more roots on the water-rich side and discarding them on the water-poor side. The tree has not yet been named

Eating enough raw beef will provide sufficient liquid intake making water drinking unnecessary.

The electric eel can only create it's discharge in fresh water, not salt water. Salt water is so good a conductor that if the eel were to discharge, it would actually electrocute itself. The lower conductivity of fresh water prevents this, which is why it is only in fresh water that the electric eel can exist.

The Komodo Dragon, if unable to forage food, can live on it's own excrement for approximately four days.

Hyenas can't walk backwards.
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>>163085

... "Jedi Squirrels", cool!
>> Anonymous
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>>163092
>>A newly-discovered type of tree in the Amazon basin will slowly move itself closer to a water source (up to 2 inches per day) by growing more roots on the water-rich side and discarding them on the water-poor side. The tree has not yet been named

Actually thats kind of true. In the Amazon there are "walking palms." They walk toward sunlight from the canopy though, I actually saw lots of them in costa rica
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>163137
They're all true. That's why they're called facts.
>> Anonymous
>>163139
FACT: Bitter Anon lives on the planet Jupiter and gets on Earth's internet by slapping all its tentacles together against its ass.

>Facts are facts because they're called facts, huh?
>> Anonymous
>>163092
>>163139they're all true. That's why they're called facts.

green=plant: see day gecko, tree frogs etc..

electric eels in saltwater: see saltwater electric rays

ok im tired now
>> Anonymous
>>163144
You mean Jupiter, the liquid planet, with a core made of the hardest metal known to man: diamond?!
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I've been here a long time...I'd say two and a half years maybe a little moar.

In that tiem I have created a few memes that took off (I of course get zero credit but that's memes for you and I don't mind)

but for the life of me, I have yet to figure out how to quote someone else's post on 4chan. I'm not talking an actual quote with words, but where it posts a link to a post that you agree or disagree with.

halp plz?
>> Anonymous
>>163180
>>green=plant: see day gecko, tree frogs etc..

Your point is..?

>>electric eels in saltwater: see saltwater electric rays

So you're saying eels are rays? FAIL!