So you wake up one morning to discover that you've turned into a baby turtle.What are you going to do? You're a god damned baby turtle.
Crawl around and try to eat anything that looks like a plant. Obviously. If I'm a baby turtle, then I sure as hell can't have the brain of a human being, so all I can do or think of doing is turteish things.
swim in circles/don't get trod on
try not to get eaten
Find ooze.
Use Hydro Pump.
>>219702rofl
Demmand lettuce
become a ninja
post a picture of a tortoise on the internet.
Eat raspberries
walk around lookin for food
hobble toward the ocean and probably get eaten by a hungry bird in the process
Become adopted by my turtle-crazy sister.I'd have a wonderful life.
that is picture of tortoise, not turtle.
>>219753until she puts you into her vagina
drink water all day just in case someone picks me up.
get fired from my job, locked in my room, and eventually killed by a rotten apple that was hurled at me by my family who refuses to believe that I am, in fact, the turtle.
>>219777Thats why its awesome.>>219784!
Make a made dash for the ocean. Hope my brothers and sisters get eaten instead of me.
more important question...
>>219702Find a japanese rat first.
>>220150Yes, definitely.Also, might be getting that shirt someday.
>>219775http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle#Turtle.2C_tortoise_or_terrapin.3F
>>219686find a sewer located near a science facility and hope to get secret ooze dumped on me
>>220823Winnar
>>219784Well-read Anonymous is well-read.
>>219702>>219726>>220151>>220823I`m going to do just thatand order sum pizza
>>219686something's GOT to happen, it's a turtle!
>>221445It's sad when someone is considered 'well read' for being familiar with what was once required reading in many high schools.
Animated.This thread is over.
>>221680Times change, my friend.