The gas station down the hill has a resident they are trying to get rid of. This little bird sleeps on one of their camera's at night, I see nothing wrong with this. But now they are trying to find ways to kill it
Contact PETA.They'll fuck their shit up.
Maybe try contacting the ASPCA
Kill it? Really? Why don't they just call the humane society?
>>269998A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA?!
It's understandable that they don't want their camera covered in birdshit. You could recommend methods of persuading the bird to move elsewhere, I suppose -- netting or what have you.