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Hicks battle geese in, Parkersburg, WV Anonymous
http://newsandsentinel.com/articles.asp?articleID=22205

"Officials with the Department of Agriculture would come in to the city parks and begin a harassment campaign to provoke the geese into leaving.

"It takes a real persistent method," Houben said. He cited dogs, pyrotechnics, paint ball guns and lasers as means to harass the geese into leaving the area. If necessary, officials would tranquilize the birds.

If the problem persists, Newell said the bird control officials would euthanize the birds, using CO2 gas. Houben said the geese are protected migratory birds and cannot be disposed of without a federal permit."

Wow, just wow.
>> Anonymous
>>180084
>pyrotechnics, paint ball guns and lasers

I would have thought they'd use shotguns and tobacco spit, being that it's West Virginia.
>> Anonymous
fucking morons