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Anonymous
>an adult lamprey can range anywhere from 13 to 100 centimetres (5 to 40 inches) long.

dear /an/,

is it true?
>> Anonymous
>>89388
Guy who made that post here. That's what Wikipedia told me, so it MUST be true.
>> Anonymous
. . . i think i just shit bricks
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>89401

Uh, if you can't tell when you have shat bricks, maybe you should see a doctor..
>> Anonymous
>>89412
I bet Goatse doesn't feel it when he shits bricks.
>> Anonymous
it's true. They're in the lakes around where I live. And they get to be pretty big.
So fucking nasty those things.
>> Anonymous
Bricks officially shat. Lampreys are like the single creature that can creep me out just by looking at them.
>> Anonymous
Another good reason I don't go in the fucking water.
>> Anonymous
Well, how hard are those teeth? I assumed they were more fleshy and suction-like rather than hard teeth.
>> Anonymous
>>90520
hard like rock.
They must be if they can cut like a chainsaw through fish hide.
>> Anonymous
>>89772

Romans considered lamprey a delicacy.
>> Anonymous
Henry I, King of England (1068-1135), died from "a surfeit of lampreys". (He ate too many of them and died.) Incidentally, he was the man who standardised the yard as a unit of measurement; it was defined as the length of his outstrecthed arm, from his nose to his fingertips.
>> Anonymous
>>89772
You'd have to stay in the water for a very long time.
>> Anonymous
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o hi
>> Anonymous
>>90538
hate you