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Fatsquirrel demands all of your pecan pie!
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Hah, I've seen this guy (gal?) before.

fatquirrel owns your refrigerator.
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>> Anonymous
nom nom nom
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FATMOUSE TAKES UMBRAGE AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR SMALL TORSO AND WEAK FLACCID LIMBS. FATMOUSE IS NEVER FOOLED BY IMITATORS.
>> Anonymous
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Fatsquirrel will destroy you if you don't provide more food!
>> Anonymous
WHAR IS WIDEDOG TO SAVE US ALL?!?!?!?!111one
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>>100776

FATMOUSE IS COMING AND HE HAS A MESSAGE AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT. FATMOUSE WILL CONSUME YOUR POOR THIN WORLD AND REGURGITATE IT IN HIS OWN IMAGE. FATMOUSE DOES NOT WORK FOR YOU AND HE DOES NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR MEAGRE HOPES AND DREAMS. IT IS BETTER TO WALK WITH FATMOUSE THAN TO BE IN HIS PATH, FOR FATMOUSE MUST FEED.

BUYING IN BULK SAVES YOU MONEY. SWALLOWING YOUR HEAD SPARES FATMOUSE THE SOUND OF YOUR THIN SQUEAKY PROTESTS. FATMOUSE'S DIGESTIVE TRACT CONTAINS SOME OF THE MOST POWERFUL ACIDS KNOWN TO SCIENCE. FATMOUSE IS READY TO RUMBLE. FATMOUSE WILL RUMBLE ALL OVER YOUR HOMES AND LIVELIHOODS. YOUR FAMILY IS NOTHING BUT A PERISTALTIC SHIFT TO FATMOUSE.
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Captain Squirrel is goin' fer yer nutz!
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>> Anonymous
why is the squirrel's fur orangey
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>> Anonymous
>>100808

It's a fox squirrel. They have orange belly fur.
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Fatsquirrel claims this table for all squirreldom. Woe be to those that trespass!
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>> Anonymous
dust that motherfucking table!

moar sqrls plz
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>> Anonymous
>>101117
sorry, supposed to be in creepy thread
>> Anonymous
How does a pet squirrel work?
>> Anonymous
>>101133
With chained arms and legs.
>> Anonymous
>>100378
Fat squirrel is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
and cute
>> Anonymous
i luv that kind of gatorade
>> Anonymous
Fatsquirrel is not a pet. She is lord and master of her household, and runs about as she pleases. Pitiful beings known as "humans" address her every need.
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so freakin cute!
>> Anonymous
/r/ ENDCAT