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Anonymous
Am I the only one who thinks slugs are badass? I think they'd make awesome pets, especially the big veiny, triumphant motherfuckers.
>> Anonymous
Are you sure you're talking about slugs and not my penis?
>> Anonymous
>>258823
He's referencing Superbad you stupid vag.
>> Anonymous
>>258825speaks the truth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHTtnIrv-1w&feature=related
>> Anonymous !3GqYIJ3Obs
>>258825

Retarded does not understand that>>258823got the reference.
>> Anonymous
Slugs are pimp, impossible to keep though. They figure out ways to escape. When I was a kid I had a slug in a sealed jar with three air holes and it got out. One of the biggest unsolved mysteries.
>> Anonymous
>>258835
No bones.

I saw a spotted slug one time like the one in the OP's pic, it was the size of my finger. It was pretty cool.
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LOOK AT THAT BAMF

SLUGS ARE AWESOME
>> Anonymous
>>258848
You should pour some salt on it, they make cool noises when you do.
>> Masterwork Bastard !wl59mComes
>>258835

Tried that last year. The fuckers fled through air holes about 0.5 cm in diameter. Or something similar.

Anyways, I found one of them next to the jar a few days later. It was like stone. Dried and hard.
>> Anonymous
http://addiction-guild.com/sites/addiction-guild.com/files/images/News/2_21_gorefiend/snail.jpg
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Slug crawling on spider web
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>> Anonymous
A week ago, my cat was doing nothing so much that we found him with a slug on his back when he came back home.
>> Anonymous
Slugs get into my sister's house all the time. Huge ones. I have to deal with them so much that a pet slug would be pointless. Besides, as was mentioned earlier, the damned things can squeeze through a hole barely big enough for an ant.

I guess they are kind of badass in that respect. It's like I have no choice but to tolerate them and allow them to come and go as they please.
>> Anonymous
>>258905

i lold