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Anonymous
Sup /an/?
So I was driving down the road today and this fucking cat jumped out in front of my car. I mean, it wasn't actually directly in front of my car, but I hate cats, so I made a point to line up with it. Yeah, it may have been about 50 yards away, and I was only going 25 MPH, but fuck that cat.
TL;DR: I think I left the toaster on this morning.
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