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Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Right so, I've kinda decided on names. Jimmy and Marlon.

Kitten1 is a spitfire, has tons of charisma, and is just.. a brandocat in the making. Hence the name Marlon. I don't doubt he'll get stocky and grotesque later, but right now, he's outgoing and bites and talks and is the bossiest cat I have ever met.

Kitten 2 would be Jimmy, after James Dean, because he's dark and handsome.. and also Jimmy Dean Sausages, because he's a fucking pig.

Thoughts?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>> Anonymous
get a life
>> Anonymous
i approve, those are good names. does snail kitten have a proper one like those?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>124415
Haha Yea.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>124416
Snailkitten's real name is Rainya, because when she was little she stared a lot. Rainya is a traditional (hurf, i forget where from) name for little girls with big eyes.
>> Anonymous
>>124414
i has an sibling

>>124418
what gangsign is he flashing?
>> Anonymous
sweet christ those are some cute kittens. which one are you keeping?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>124420
Honestly, I don't know. Maybe both, maybe none. They are both awesome little gits.

>>124419
I don't know but I hate you.
>> Anonymous
>>124414

OM NOM NOM NOM
>> Anonymous
There's only two, you should just keep both. They'll be best friends for life.
>> Anonymous
Wow Bitter! they are just getting cuter and cuter! Good names too. Anon approves.
>> Anonymous
Bitter... Can I have one?
>> Anonymous
>>124465
he doesn't want them to be snake food
>> Anonymous
I may have missed this in another thread, but bitter should give us the general area where he lives so we can know if we can adopt one.

Cause.. I want one.
>> Anonymous
>>124453
seconded
>> Anonymous
looks like Snailkitten is getting better at this mommy thing.
>> Anonymous
He lives in Louisiana, I'm probably the only Anonymous within range, but my request for additional cats was denied, so I can't have one.

Those are some fucking huge kittens, shouldn't they be smaller than that? I would have named the big one Hambrando, but that's just me.
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>>124494
I've been giving her kitten formula whenever she comes in the room and lays with them. It's kinda like offering an addict the drug of their choice if they are nice to their kids. It works though!

>>124530
They should definitely be smaller, right now they are about 8 inches from the back of their head to the base of their tail, and weigh close to a pound. They are going to be BIG cats. At 12 days old, they are already bigger than their mother was at 3 weeks, but I don't think they're are quire as developed. Though, now that I think about it, I suppose it's possible she was actually much younger when I found her, but vets are usually pretty good at aging cats appropriately.

Anon's interested in adopting can send me an email at bitteranon@gmail.com, but please don't get your hopes up, because I am very picky, and if you don't live in southern La, don't even bother. Unless you are willing to drive for free internet cat.

>>124453
I would love to be able to keep them, but right now I have four cats(not counting kittens), two of which are elderly and reallllyy don't like kittens, two rats, and a dog. I also do some rehab/fostering work with local shelters, so I routinely have other animals here. I can't handle any more pets on a permanent basis.

Also, I considered switching their names, but then I realized how often "James" bangs his head on things.

Pic: Snailkitten when I first brought her home.
>> Anonymous
>>124591

Baby Snailkitten has just given me teh diabeetus. Way too cute.
>> INVALID
>>124530
I'm not an anon really, but I am also a Louisianaiaianiana...
>> INVALID
>>124591
man if this was AFTER I gotten into my own place, I'd jump all up on..
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>124643
Well, I'm a little confused by your wording, but I'm not giving them away to anyone before they are 6weeks old, possibly as late as 8-10weeks, so if you were going to move around that time, it could be a possibility.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit, Bitter Anon lives in Louisiana? Me too. Sweet. I am in the same state with these adorable little furry beasts.
>> Anonymous
>>124591
Posting free cats on 4chan? Are you insane? Watch one of these guys become the next zippocat.
>> Anonymous
Bitter, your kittens are fatasses, but don't worry. The fat will be redistributed and consumed once they start a growth spurt. Are you sure they are both male kittens? Because it would suck to give them male names and have them turn out to be girls.

Since snailkitten is a shitty mom, is she teaching them how to behave? If not, try to curb Marlon's biting tendencies before they become a problem.
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>>124675
Free cats on 4chan does not mean they are going to the first person that asks. I am a fairly good judge of character, and it's not like I'm going to send them out to someone in alaska.

>>124688
Definitely boys. James has a little black mark on his balls (er, well, where they will be, anyway) that kinda makes a heart. Pic related. And yea, I'm trying to keep him from biting my hands, I won't allow them to bite and scratch once they understand what they're doing, but right now they're just babies who don't know any better. Once they are old enough, I'll be letting them spend a lot of time with my tomcat, Riley, and hopefully they'll take some social cues from him. Right now, Riley is spending about half an hour a day with them, and he grooms them and lays around nearby. Yes, I know toms tend to kill babies that aren't theirs, but this one has raised other kittens, and if these two grow up and their personality even vaguely resembles him.. that would be so fucking awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>124698
So Adorable.

Do you have any Om Nom Nom Nom! pics yet?
>> Anonymous
>>124414

om nom nom nom
>> Anonymous
>>124698
Glad you have someone teaching them how to behave. It's unfortunate that Snailkitten has such shitty parenting skills. My kitten is in the same sort of bucket that Snailkitten was. I won't be letting her have kittens, but she would have shitty parenting skills as well, since she was abandoned so early.
>> Anonymous
>>124591

I now have cavities... and were it not for the fact that I also have 5 cats already (all snoozing atm), I'd be all over these two... very cute. :)
>> Anonymous
So, no joke Bitter, my kitten just opened a picture of Snailkitten with her kittens by jumping on the keyboard.
>> Anonymous
>>124412

Hmmmm... maybe it's me... but i don't remember brando being outgoing and talkative... bossy yes... but not outgoing or talkative...

but they are your kittens... hopefully james doesn't live up to his namesake... cuz we know how that ended...

regardless, good luck with kittens and so forth
>> Alabama !OxEQ.F0AOw
Memories.
I had some calicos when I was a kid.

The first one was named Calico.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>124719
Sorry to hear your cat had a rough start. I don't think her lack of maternal skillz is because she was abandoned, but that she's predisposed to abandon her kittens. Kinda like mental issues running in families. Her mom was a bad mom, and likely her grandmother too, so she's not too good at it. She's getting better, now that she sees them as something she can play with.

>>124757
It's not so much that he's outgoing, but that he's in charge. You will pet him, and you will feed him, there is no choice in the matter. He's so fucking adorable you can't tell him no. They are both bossy bastards though. Right now I'm kinda torn as to which one to name which name. I got an extremely godfather-esque look out of the dark kitten, and he has a kinda seedy look to him. So.. maybe James should be the light tigery stripe one, while Marlon should be the dark brooding kitten?

It's not like they know any other word besides "hello", right now, so I can call them whatever I want.

>>124759
Creative fellow!
>> Anonymous
Momma cat also looks super cute, even with the kittens. Here's to hoping the ordeal's been gentle on her.
>> Aru
Oh God they grew a lot,and are so cute.Looks like my cat James when he was a baby.

Nice names^^
>> INVALID
>>124654
Nah I doubt I'll have the funds to even start moving into a place till around next month or maybe next, all depending on how this upcoming doc visit goes *emo'd*

I heard you volunteer fostering services, you don't happen to work for Animal Aid? (no kill shelter in Lafayette) wasn't sure in the general area of LA you are, and that's the only no kill shelter I know of... >_>;
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>124965
Ah well, no kittens for you then. And no, I don't work with them, and I proably wouldn't as they are a no-kill shelter. I specifically DON'T work with those groups. Often the animals have to live in sub-par conditions because they refuse to put them to sleep. If a cat is 18, blind, and can't walk good enough to get to a litter box, and so is covered in her own filth, you put the cat to sleep. That is a specific example that I was asked to foster for the local no-kill shelter, and I haven't worked with them since. A healthy animal should never be killed, but if you have 40 cats and 10 will never find homes and take up 75% of your funds.. Yea.

Anyway. I mostly work through the parish shelters and groups. Anything more specific than that leaves me open to internet detectives and uh.. not going there.
>> Anonymous
BAAAW I only have one cat but I can't get another one! So unfair!
>> Anonymous
Hey Bitter, can we have an update on the kittens?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>125486
No you may not. Kittens are sleeping and fine.
>> INVALID
>>124973
nah I worked for Animal Aid, they DO put down animals, if the case is needed...
(agression issues, biters, illness, and such)
but they won't just put them down because no one wants them, or they're just slightly special (I.E. water heads, we had one she was a doll, and eventually had a kitten)

And the conditions they're in are awesome, they built a new cat shelter for them, with a window (didn't have any before) new larger cages, and also redid the dog area for better room.

They're a no-kill in that they won't just off and put an animal to sleep because it wasn't adopted in a week...

but if the animal IS suffering, they put them down...

but if it's TREATABLE they get them help, they've a really good set up with Petsmart, and a few vets, free spays and shots, and great healthcare.
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Wait what happened to kitten number three did I miss something back there?
>> Anonymous
>>125524
Escargot died.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>125524
Indeed, the little lady passed away a few days ago. She just kinda.. wasted away. "Failure to thrive".

>>125497
They are one of the good ones then.
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>>124412
That kitten on the right (Jimmy?)... Could he be a Fishing Kitten?
>> Anonymous
>>125693
i never imagined that a kitten could be so god damn ugly
>> Anonymous
>>125693

I don't think that's how evolution works.
>> Anonymous
yeah..only the gods can turn normal kitty into fishing kitty..duh.
>> Anonymous
>>125707
>>125705
LIES

Fishing cat is a pimp. He probably caught a red eye from Moscow and knocked up snailkitten then bounced back to Russia to live child-support free.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>125711
That would be hilarious awesome. But brandocat will find him, and kill him, for knocking up his woman.
>> Anonymous
Fishing Cat wakes up to find the head of Tuxedo Cat in his bed.
>> Anonymous
>>125864
TC cat is a girl and raised fishing cat
>> Anonymous
>>125869

::whoosh::