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What would you do in this situation /an/?
>> Anonymous
well I wasn't planning on leaving the house anyway so I'd wait and hope it goes away

otherwise I'm calling animal control
>> Anonymous
I'de feed is cheerios >=] and as the radiation from the foul cheerios caused it to grow into a radio-active beast I shall take control! as its commander I will ride it into battle thrashing all in my path! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH
>> Anonymous
Kill it and make a new purse.
>> Anonymous
hope the glass holds long enough for animal control to get there?
>> Anonymous
It saw a tasty cat inside that house.
>> Anonymous
i'd tell my bitch significant other to get the door someone's knocking
>> Anonymous
THE ALLIGATOR IS A LIE
>> Anonymous
>>242880

underage b&
>> Anonymous
I would fire my lazer.

BWAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
>> Anonymous
/r/ more wild/deadly animals in yards/pools/houses
>> Anonymous
>>242878
I'd keep it at home, give him a purple hat, and name him Wally.
>> Anonymous
Get some duct tape, and tape it's mouth shut. Then torture it.
>> Anonymous
>>242878
Wonder if they were shooting a live action "He is my master" in the neighborhood.
>> Anonymous
Get out my rifle and cull it.
>> Anonymous
>>242904

We're not in /b/, fag. No age restrictions.
>> Anonymous
>>242878

i've been locked out of the house before. i would call a locksmith.
>> Anonymous
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>>242949

>2. If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately.

>under the age of 18
>> Anonymous
In all brutal honesty, I'd probably shit myself to death :|
>> Anonymous
Take pictures of its crotch.
>> Anonymous
i'd think "why the fuck is there an alligator in Australia thats not in a zoo" then i'd open the door, pushing the fucker onto its back then rope its jaw with an extension cord (i dont have any rope) hope it deathrolls then tie it to the fence and wait for animal rescue or whoever to come get the little shit.

or i'd go out the back door
>> Anonymous
Shotgun, point blank through the glass.
>> Anonymous
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>>242949
>> Anonymous
"Crikey!"
>> Anonymous
Do a barrel roll
>> Anonymous
>>242878

Grab its tail and pull it away.
>> Anonymous
lock the door, and hope they don't have blasters
>> Anonymous
Ask him where he's been, give him a hug, let him inside and give him belly rubs.
I miss my gator :(
>> Anonymous
i think i have a boomstick large enough for that.
>> Anonymous
A croc/gator at my door?

HOLY SHIT A CROC/GATOR LOOSE IN FINLAND!!!!

CALL THE PRESS!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>242880
you are under the age of 16
fuck off
>> Anonymous
>>243053
Han Shot First
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>243076
>>242878
Is this highly unusual behavior for a gator or is it something that occurs more often than one might think? Is there something they get out of laying against walls like this? How long can they stay put against the wall?
>> Anonymous
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>>243076
???
>> Anonymous
I live in Louisiana, and this is something that could potentially happen to me. I would take pics and post them here. THEN I WOULD MAN UP AND WRESTLE THAT MOTHER FUCKER HEAVEN OR HELL

>>243082
I have never in my life seen one do this, but then again I've only seen them in the swamp and in the zoo.
>> Anonymous
>>243082

It's probably attempting to bask. They'll do this against some trees as well.

Yea, it's not in the sunlight. They're too stupid. The only function their brains can handle is run, open mouth, close mouth, thrash, bask and fuck.
>> Anonymous
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soon inside
>> Anonymous
LOL FLORIDA
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>243088
Sup swampbuddy! If you can get them on their backs and rub their stomachs, they will fall asleep and can be safely handled. No joke. The hard part is flipping the fuckers over without getting bitten, but a broomhandle and some courage and you too can have a wonderful gator pillow.
>> Anonymous
Our Alliburgers are shipped fresh to your doorstep.
>> Anonymous
BLOODY MOORMANS AND THEIR TERROR TACTICS!
>> Anonymous
I live in southeastern Louisiana, in an area where they actually can be spotted in yards (rarely) and as roadkill. During mating season, they're sometimes found in people's swimming pools trying to find a suitable body of water.

Also, a shotgun will kill smaller gators, but may not suffice against a very large one. There have been instances where a gator was shot in the head multiple times, only to survive because the bullet missed the brain. A rifle shot on the right spot is how it's done.
>> Anonymous
Dear god, someone make a motivational
>> Anonymous
Start humping it. Because, uh, that's like.. What I am.
>> Anonymous
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Thankfully in America we're allowed to own these.
>> Anonymous
though we shouldn't. a dummy like you would hurt youself
>> Anonymous
>>243478

Methinks you are the dummy. You don't seem to understand capitalization or punctuation, and you somehow managed to misspell the word "yourself".

Come back when you've passed 3rd grade English.
>> Anonymous
I'd wonder who closed the door on me YEAH THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE I AM AN ALLIGATOR I TYPE WITH MY TEEH because my hands suck :(
>> Tired Anon !EHsj4EGwIQ
Rape....
>> Anonymous
>>242878

I would pretend that I was the crocodile hunter and attempt to pull it away, with a small possibility of getting bitten... I think I would pull it off, though.
>> Anonymous
couple of rubberbands over the snout and that thing won't be able to open it's mouth. The muscles to open are incredibly weak compared to the muscles that close the jaw
>> Anonymous
Walligator!!! xD
>> fuD
id stab myself with a stingray
>> Anonymous
>>243088
>THEN I WOULD MAN UP AND WRESTLE THAT MOTHER FUCKER HEAVEN OR HELL

This, gentlemen, is what a real man thinks and does.
>> Anonymous
>>244019
i feel 10% more manly just for reading that.
>> Anonymous
>>243076
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>> Anonymous
I wouldnt stay around long enough to snap a picture, that's for sure.
>> Anonymous
pretend i wasn't home and i DID NOT order that pizza!
>> Anonymous
Obviously I would answer the door and help the gator fix his car.
>> Anonymous
Wonder who's playing Jumanji.
>> Anonymous
>>243252
>>243088
here, a friend of mine ran over one on I-55 (I think) outside of New Orleans going to Baton Rouge in his Trans Am a couple weeks ago. He didn't know what it was until it was right there. It was only about 6' long though, and it was nighttime.
>> Anonymous
time to keep a bear as a pet
>> Anonymous
>>245300
You sir, win.
>> Anonymous
I'd raep that mother fucker.
>> Anonymous
I would hastily shit my pants
>> The pic says it all Guodzilla
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>> Anonymous
12 gauge slug or if you want to be classy don your safari coat n hat bust out with a 458 win mag
>> Anonymous
i would throw a brick at him
>> Anonymous
>>243007
>>246116
FTW. Thread over.
>> B'gok
Usually I just listen to them long enough to see if they are giving free stuff, but I make it clear I don't want to buy anything. I get some pretty good coupons and stuff that way.
>> Anonymous
go out the other door
go about day like normal
>> Anonymous
I would hope the horse manages to sneak out the back, otherwise I'd have some awkward explaining to do.
>> deleted
1. Call Animal control
2. Escape premise from window
3. ???
4. Profit
>> Anonymous
lol wut
>> Anonymous
>>242878

Where I live there is this cuban restaraunt that makes a mean gator stew, so I'd probably give them a call.
>> Anonymous
>>246535

Lol'd