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Hey /an/
I am going to buy a monkey. I don't care if its illegal to own one, or any other pussy reasons.

How much do they cost and where can I purchase them?

This is a very serious question.
>> Anonymous
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obvious troll is obvious
>> Anonymous
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>>280593
>This is a very serious question.

I think he is serious about that question.
>> Flanker84
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>>280592
Enjoy your AIDS!

btw, if the police knows that you have an illegal animal you are going to spend a loooot of time in jail. and remember, don't drop the soap. :)
>> Anonymous
The president of the US is about to retire. See if you can adopt him. Then again, you maybe looking for something smarter. And maybe the reason is, there's nothing really smart living in your house.
>> Anonymous
Why do you want a monkey? You already fap all day. Why do you want to watch a critter in a cage doing that and throwing shit at you, as a bonus?
>> Anonymous
monkeys carry a deadly form of herpes trufax