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Anonymous
Caught a turtle. Yay.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>217543

He looks fucking pissed.
>> Anonymous
>>217546
You're the third person who said the exact same thing.
>> Anonymous
>>217542
Ohgod, he caught one of the slowest animals on earth, ohgod that's such a feat I can't believe it.

But srsly, cute turtle.
>> Anonymous
>>217555

Judging by the fishing pole, I would say he/she caught the thing accidentally while fishing (not an everyday thing), not literally chased it down and pounced on it. Though that is what I thought at first, and was about to assume OP was perhaps a cripple.
>> Anonymous
>>217552
Well, wouldn't you be fucking pissed if you were just walking along minding your own business and some giant fucking asshole picked you up and took a picture of you?
>> Anonymous
>>217564
No, i would be famous.
>> Anonymous
>>217561
i did caught it accidently, thought i hooked some plastic bag or whatever.
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>> Anonymous
I had a turtle when I lived on the east coast.

We called him Boxy.
>> Anonymous
I got bit by a red eared slider once.
>> Anonymous
one day i was driving along and noticed a turtle in the middle of the street. so i pulled over, got out of my car and ran to save him/her. i was thanked by being clawed at until i put him/her near the town river.
>> Anonymous
>>217664
i did the same thing this summer.


then my dad's friend, who is a science teacher said that box turtles fallow this huge sort of circle and just walk it for their entire life and that the turtle will be back to continue that.
don't know if its true but apparently i only postponed its death.
>> Anonymous
give some beer, drunk turtles are awesome. we do that in my friends house and they start hitting with the walls, very funny
>> Anonymous
i saw a snapper kill a duck when i was a kid
>> Anonymous
From the thumbnail, with that sprinkler head, it looks like some kind of toy grenade.
>> Anonymous
I found a pretty damn big snapping turtle on a lawn once. It lived in the filthy pond near my neighborhood. I wish it was socially acceptable for adults to play around in ponds. I'm really interested in finding out just what kinds of creatures live in there.
One of my friends accepted a dare to touch the snapper's tail. My friend now has 3 fingers on his left hand.
>> Anonymous
>>218201
lol what?
i've carried huge snappers before and i have all my fingers. all it did was attempt to bite(almost dropped it a few times, fucking scary) and clawed the shit out of my hands.

and in those cases.. some kids were trying to light it on fire while it tried to lay its eggs in the park and this other person wanted it's hook out of it's mouth.
>> Anonymous
>>218203
You are insane. You're lucky it didn't bite your dick off. Snappers have really long necks.
>> Anonymous
>>218207
I know that, thats why I almost dropped it. Didn't realize how long its neck was but it still wasn't long enough to reach my hands.

I felt to bad for the grumpy bastards. At least after I got the one snapper away from the kids who were trying to kill it, I moved her deep in the woods where there's a clean lake and perfect dirt for her to lay her eggs in without being bothered.
>> Anonymous
>>218207
And the one I got the hook out of it's mouth, I was terrified while doing it. I was using sticks to distract it while I used plyers to get the hook out.
>> Anonymous
I loved turtles when I was little, my dad called me T-Boy, for Turtle boy >.>;
>> Anonymous
>>218243
I like turtles :O