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ITT things your pets do that make you facepalm/laugh in horror and/or confusion

Sometimes my cat stares at the clear pencil case I set on the ground for her and usually looks at me in a possessed kind of way; Makes me lol but makes me wonder.

pic not related; I would give this thing an applause.
>> Anonymous
my dog barks at squirrels on the tree until it falls. then, my dog eats the squirrel.
>> Anonymous
my dog eats his foot all the time.

I mean, he actually EATS his foot, or at least tries to.
>> Anonymous
I was on the toilet once, peeing, half asleep, and for some reason my cat snuck up on my side and bit my ass.
>> Anonymous
>>323801
I LOL'd
>> Anonymous
My cat MUST join the family for dinner.
If she can't get up on the spare chair, she'll meow to be picked up or try to jump on the table.

My youngest dog thinks he is a lap dog. However, he is a 75lbs golden retriever. If you sit down near him, he will waddle over and promptly plant his boney ass in your lap. Push him off, and he'll just do it again.
>> Anonymous
>>323804
that'd make me rage

I cannot stop my rabbit from eating the bedding on the bottom of her cage. Estimated cost is around $110/month on that shit.
>> Anonymous
My cat licks himself and looks at me alluringly.

Makes me gag and laugh at the same time.
>> Anonymous
My cat will sit on the toilet and meow at his reflection in the mirror. He will do this for up to half an hour sometime. We've put food in front of him when he does this, we've tried playing with him, but no matter what he will just look at you with puzzlement and resume meowing the minute you leave.
>> motoko !!Z9RHDE0TyCR
>>323804
my yellow lab does the same exact thing.


also, she loves to have the area right above her tail scratched. If someone is sitting on the floor, she waddles over and backs her ass up into your face, demanding to be scratched. o.o
>> Anonymous
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possibly the dumbest dog on planet earth.

-pull on her leash until she's almost strangled herself, step back, then pull again
-steal tissues from wastebaskets and loudly chew them up
-go batshit insane if she sees another dog, then, after one summary bite, forgets it even exists
-makes sure that her anus rubs on your pants should she ever want to sit/lay next to you

the list goes on...
>> lol u tk him 2da bar|?
>>323804
I have a big black lab that does that same shit. He was spoiled rotten as a pup and when he was growing and now he just loves to get up in my lap. However he will not let ANYONE near me. ANYONE.
>> Anonymous
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>>323832

my pooch does this too - she loves a good ass scratch she's a springer spaniel, she's awesome :)
>> Anonymous
my guinea pigs peep loudly when they think food is coming (whenever they hear plates/bowls clink together or a bag rustling). they'll also run to the side of the cage and sit up, with tonka always being on the left and ox on the right, never the other way around. oh, and they LOVE paper bags, ones that are just big enough for them to crawl into. and tonka sometimes popcorns when i'm vacuuming their cage.

my bird (lovebird) is a lunatic. whenever i have him out, he always goes for my keyboard. he likes to sit on it and preen. when he's on my shoulder, he often attempts to get as close to my mouth as possible (doing goofy acrobatics to get along my shirt) so he can nibble on my lips, but i don't let him nibble because human saliva is poisonous to them. he still tries, though. also, he's fascinated by the sewing machine.
>> Anonymous
My cat enjoys taking tampon wrappers out of the garbage and leaving them all around the house. I caught him trying to eat one once.
>> Crazy Cat Lady
hubby's yellow lab use to do this:>>323804

-hitler cat likes it sit in the middle of the hallway and give himself bj's... he's got no nuts though... he likes to sit in the bathtub and howl is horrid siamese meow,

-perseus lays in the middle of the living room, belly up and grabs his back legs and rubs it against his face and chews on on his toenails.... he'll eat anything potato related or almost anything i'm eating

-patty cake will usually only cuddle w/ me. she'll wedge herself between me and my laptop/my arm and the mouse, or sometimes, just take over my whole computer..... she also thinks that if she can see the bottom of the food dish she's hungry.
>> Anonymous
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My horses have stalls with double doors next to each other, and they will stand there and bite each other all fucking day if i let them.

Both of them "smile" on command, or whenever I happen to have food. (pic related)

One of them will rip the headphones out of my ears before I have time to realize it.
>> Anonymous
My cat does a melancholy yell when he's alone that takes on many different forms, with "weooooow," "mouuuuwwuuu," and "maaaauumaaaa" being the most common combinations.

It's absolutely terrifying.
>> Anonymous
Once my cat jumped randomly and ran into a glass door... He busted his nose a little bit.

Also I've gone to the rest room, and he decided to jump on my back while I was using the toilet.

He does so many things that make me facepalm/laugh/and cry a little.
>> Anonymous
>>323900
Mine randomly growls at things and runs around my home several times. He also howls loudly while attacking absolutely nothing.
>> AGirlOnTheNet !VuRBSuhcsw
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My kitty Abby.
She is spoiled rotten, but she's so damn cute i don't mind it. She likes to be the center of attention, so whenever I am on the computer, or trying to read a book, or working on a paper she jumps right in front of me. If I'm on the couch then she sits directly on top of my chest and curls up around my neck so I can't see the computer screen. If I'm lying in bed reading she makes sure to plant her fuzzy behind right in front of my book, and then proceeds to rub all over it and my hands until I pet her.

She also likes to steal q-tips.
>> Anonymous
>>323965
.... That sounds really normal. Like you're just going on about your cat...

And not really faceplam/laugh in horror type of thing.
>> Crazy Cat Lady
>>323900
hitler cat does this and when i go and find him in the bathtub he gives me that "wtf do u want?" face

his older sister, dinah, use to steal my dirty underwear out of the basket and carry them around the house. growled her little head off if u tried to take them away. apparently she still does this, 2 years later
>> Anonymous
>>323974
lol oh wow
>> Anonymous
My dog likes to squeeze out of her collar. Or try to. She'll lay down, put her paws on her collar, and just push it off. Most of the time she gets it stuck though, and it takes a lot of work to get it off. So we just leave the collar off of her unless we're taking her for walks.
>> Crazy Cat Lady
>>323975
yah, pretty embarrassing. having friends over, open the door.... pair of undies right in the middle of the living room/kitchen/etc
left her w/ my old roomie, her oldest brother and daddy cat. i still hear stories of the underwear bandit. for some reason it's only girls underwears she likes
>> Anonymous
>>323996
cats like fish
>> Anonymous
>>323996
Must smell like feesh
>> Anonymous
My rats try and find the highest thing they can in the room where I let them play, and fling themselves off of it.

Wtf.

They're both male btw and attempt to hump eachother occasionally
>> Anonymous
We coax our dachshund into howling by singing to him. He has an ear-breaking, high-pitched squeak of a howl.

Also, if we leave him alone for more than an hour he will rip off the curtains of the door and shit in the dining room. I'm sure the little bastard is doing it out of spite.
>> Anonymous
When my cat needs to barf, which isn't very often, she has to do it RIGHT wherever she is at that moment. On the bed, on my desk with my homework spread over it, on my clothes... If I try to move her while she's gagging, she digs her claws into the carpet or mattress and wont be moved. If try to force her to move she makes terrible scary noises and I'm afraid that I'm hurting her. :( So I try to catch the barf in a cup instead, but she always turns her head away and it turns into a catch the cat vomit game. I only won once out of 4 times I tried that.

The only times she's ever barfed were when I was in the room with her. I've never found any evidence of her vomiting while I wasn't present. She likes to gross me out. wtf
>> Anonymous
>>324045
Best game ever!
>> Anonymous
My cat, Frankie, likes to lay on the face, head, or neck of me or my b/f while we are sleeping.

Will clean itself immedialtely following being pet by my boyfriend. Not after I pet him though.

Likes to be held but only in the way you would hold a child (his bottom on my arm, and his front paws on my shoulder).
>> Anonymous
my cat greyli loves it when I share my ice cream, but I don't like to share. he also loves to roll in the fresh wet dirt while I'm watering the garden.
>> Anonymous
my cat Mees sniffs things really intensely, and then will slowly raise her head and look at me with half-lidded eyes and her mouth half open, so you can see her bottom fangs. it's the funniest shit, every time she does it i crack up.
>> Anonymous
My cat Lobo chatters at the psp when people talk on the cutscenes.
I also found out if I point at a wall he'll run into it sometimes. He's pretty special.
>> Anonymous
My cats run through the house, slipping all over the wooden floors. They refuse to slow down... and will instead just let themselves slam into walls and corners.

One of the cats will lick all faucets. On or off... wet or dry. Doesn't matter that he has an automatic watering thingy that dispenses cold, clean water at all times.
He also licks the outside of the toilet. I don't get it.
>> Anonymous
>>323791
My cat barfs on the only carpet in the whole house, ALWAYS. Even if she feels sick while sitting on the balcony on the other end of the house.

She also insists on furring up every single piece of my freshly done laundry. It's like "Is that a stack of clean and neatly folded clothes, I see? NOT!"
>> Anonymous
>>323791
>>323818
>>323821
Pictures Please :D
>> Crazy Cat Lady
>>323896
oh, and patty cake also likes to lick plastic bags. anytime i bring something home from the store, not 10mins later she's rubbing her nose on it or licking it....
>> Anonymous
>>323965
i'd shoot myself
>> Anonymous
>>324075

My cat Pearl does something similar, but she enjoys rolling around in dusty patches of red clay.

My other cat Playboy tends to moan in his sleep. I never understand why, but sometimes I'll just hear these kitty moans from him.
>> Anonymous
>>324985
He's getting kitty head in his sleep.
>> Anonymous
My dog licks holes in fabrics
>> Anonymous
My cat likes to smack bottle caps off the table like they're in her way.
A dog of mine got loose and ran into a parked car. lol
>> Anonymous
My old neighbor's cat(an orange, outdoors tom) was prowling around their porch in front of their screen door. Suddenly it just leapt up halfway up the screen and CLUNG to it with all fours, looking in.

Looked just like one of those fucking garfield windshield plushes.
>> Anonymous
my fucking cat likes to sleep in the bathroom, usually on the mat in front of the toilet, but some times he'll sleep inside the lower cupboards under the sink...so I've had several instances where i've gone in, locked the door, begin to do my business and then there's the cat, freaking out and trying to get the fuck out of the bathroom

...he'll also drink from any dripping faucet or pool of water, even though we constantly place clean water next to his food dish (once he climbed on top of a cooler and drank from the pool of melting ice water)

also, if you stumble across him in or outside of the house, and he knows you, he'll instantly fllop to one side, show you his belly, and roll around acting all cute...if you don't pet him immediately he'll scoot himself closer and closer to you until you either oblige or pass him up

he's very affectionate, he'll jump up on your lap, get up to your face and rub his cheeks against your face, stretch his paws out to either touch your face or to paw at your clothing, if you put your fingers on the bottom of his paws, he'll lightly grip them like a baby would


unfortunately, he also likes to roll in the dirt...roll like a fucking chinchilla.....

he was once white and black, now he's brown and black, and washing him is a pain in my ass, for the douche pees in the tub
>> Anonymous
One of my friends' cats, when she thinks she's alone, will "call" for someone. She constantly makes a, "Mrr-rrow?!" sound, and it has the exact tone and pacing of someone yelling, "Hello?!"

Once the cat is shouted to or comes across someone, she'll stop and go back to going about her business.
>> Crazy Cat Lady
>>325155
the cat the neighbors kicked out does this. well to us mostly. to anyone who was reading that thread, we believe that they bring him in sometimes at night now. which is good, but now we don't get midnight cuddles. he tried to sneak in last night and he went like 5 feet, saw out other cats, and b-lined it back out.
>> Anonymous
One I chased a mouse around my room. He eventually squeezed himself out under my door. I flung my door open to see my cat there. She watches the mouse go by, and then walks into my room and rubs against my leg.

I facepalmed that she didn't even try to give chase.

I eventually got the mouse to run out the back door. He got in when I left it open while taking trash out.
>> Anonymous
Fucking bastard dog snorts in this obnoxious way whilst cleaning himself.

Both dogs are deathly afraid of the exercise ball. Both are fat, lazy bastards!

They are emotionally manipulative and act cute to avoid heat. Damn you pugs! Fucking adorable bastards!

All you are good for is pillows and being spoiled pretty princesses. Oh and you can drag people in wheel chairs... this is key to their development.

WHY THE HELL DO YOU SNEAK UPSTAIRS AND SHIT THERE, BUT NEVER DOWNSTAIRS INSIDE. LAZY BASTARDS! Swear to god, they'll kill us all.
>> Anonymous
I shut my door when i go to bed and most of the time my cat sleeps in my room. I dont wake up much in the middle of the night but when i do its to my cat pawing on my closet door making this loud *THUMP THUMP* sound she does it like she wants to go inside but its full so like rawr. i open it but i finds it shut sometimes and when it is the cats in front of it grr... makes me want to punt it its a good thing i love it though lolz...
>> Anonymous
I laugh hysterically every time my cat knocks something off a ledge. I think it's the little cocking of his head to the side in curiosity. Batteries are the best. After he does it I put whatever fell back up so he can do it again until I am lolling too hard. Also if I throw a ball of paper up at him, he will bat it like a baseball with perfect accuracy and wait for me to do it again.
>> Anonymous
I actually reward my cat when he gets a kill. He's a fat and pretty lazy indoor cat so it doesn't happen too often, but sometimes lizards get in the basement probably under the door or something, and that mother fucker ends up getting him. I reward him because I really don't want to see a lizard in the basement.
>> Anonymous
My fish stare at a spot on the wall. All of them regularly stop swimming, and adjust their angle so the front of their head is pointed directly at the same blank patch of wall every day, even new fish do this. It's freaky.
>> Anonymous
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn8Yj-62twQ

you guys have to see this. its awesome the dot really does stuff.
>> Snæper !6V8mSlZQhU
Here's how the situation goes:

Cat approaches open door cautiously looking for dog, does not realize dog is in-between chairs, dog sees cat and quietly sneaks up behind cat wondering what cat is doing, cat slowly turns to see dog... mass peel-outs on laminate flooring ensue.
>> Anonymous
>>325155
lol, if you call my bird's name and you're in a different room, he'll respond with "po-eeep?" like he's saying "hello?" and if you respond with "hello!" or anything like that, he'll respond with "peep!" (not a question, but like he's saying "oh, it really is you!")

>>325188
i do the same thing with my bird, usually with pencils/bottle caps/candy/small stuff. i call it reverse-fetch because he's throwing it and waiting for me to retrieve it :o) he also always peeks over the edge of the table when he throws something off.
>> Anonymous
>>323791
my dog will snatch bees and wasps out of the air and seemingly eat them; makes me cringe :X
>> Anonymous
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my cat is just metal,loot at her, shes just brutal, she just needs a viking helmet and a hammer and there you go
>> Anonymous
My kitten likes to sit in my window and when I have it open and he sees me outside, he starts meowing and trying to climb the screen to get out to me.

He also likes to go under the covers and lay between my legs while I read.

My female dog, she's only six months old and she likes to follow me and catch my pants leg/ankle in her mouth.
>> Anonymous
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>>323801
LULZ

We have the nappiest craziest cats. Lulu sounds like a yippy chihuahua dog. She freaks out over nothing all the time, and when she finaly lets someone pet her she puckers her fat lips. You cant say anything bad about her while shes there because she holds a fucking grudge. Mewsette is a fat attention whoring turd, and Icky-Puss has "return to fetus syndrome"
Mewsette hefts up her fat body and slams the doorknobs at our place until the doors open and she sneaks in an chews on the computer cables.

We have a cat Yuki that lives outside and its starting to get cold here and we felt bad for her so we brought her inside but she only has one eye and cant find the box in time and she shit everywhere so we threw her ass back outside. fucking shit. and another outside cat named Clem-Dyke. She is muscular as fuck she is such a little gargoyle . she has no tail and sometimes her butthole falls out.

Pic related. Its the whole gang. Were fags for cats its disgusting
>> Anonymous
My cat Yami, usually sleeps in my room at night but lately she's become attached to an Astroboy poster, she wont sleep on anything but that.
Usually if she wants to go out she'll sharpen her claws on the end on the mattress and shake the bed until I wake up, start ripping up my posters or paw at the door like a dog would.
She also likes to eat prawn head but hates fish.
>> Anonymous
I have a Border Collie.

Whoever said Border Collies are supposed to be one of the smartest dog breeds had obviously never met Fred.

Fred was bought as a puppy by a friend who lives out on a farm. Big mistake. Whenever said friend tried to get him to go out and work he'd be half way down the OPPOSITE end of the paddock chasing birds. He only ever tries to round up birds, proof of this by the way he stalks our chickens and nothing else.

If you tried to train him to do anything he'd just look at you dumbly for a couple seconds and then chew his feet (which he does frequently, for no reason).

He also barks at nothing. He'll stand in a corner, or fixate on something, and just lunge and bark at it.

Though he's not the brightest dog ever, he's as loving and loyal as any I've known. Whenever you come home he'll bound (not run, bound) up to you with his head cocked to one side and his tail wagging furiously. He also makes a loud noise that sounds a LOT like "HELLO". After greeting you he'll then decide to jump up on you, paw at you and lick your clothing.

I love that dog.
>> Anonymous
>>325534
She also has three ears!
>> Anonymous
My cat runs around all the time like a maniac. Just running. All over the house, frantically. It's insane.

She also runs all over the sofa in this fashion with her claws out. She is retarded, but cute :3
>> Anonymous
>>325555
>>and sometimes her butthole falls out

wut
>> Hoodoo !!P4pLLn6nx14
I had a cat who we got from the animal shelter when I was like, 3. She was lean, and an alley cat. By the time she died when we were both 17, she was a fat, spoiled, useless housecat. She couldn't lay down. She would find a spot and throw herself sideways.

My grandmother has a very fat yellow lab. It had a broken leg as a pup, and her former owners left it in the cast for too long, so it formed wrong. They treated her like shit, so my grandparent's friend actually stole it and gave it to them. She is now fat and happy. When she pants, her mouth curls up in a smile, and she understands english perfectly. You can yell 2 dozen names at her, but "Pumpkin" gets her tail wagging so hard, her whole body shakes.

And my family has a white miniature schnauzer. She has a very high pitched bark, and she loves to sing. When she lays down, she watches TV with us, if it's on. If not, she looks out a window instead. And after taking a bath, she runs around the house at light speed, rummaging under blankets and towels to dry off completely. She also snorts when she does it, especially when she rubs her head against the stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>325695


she doesnt have a whole spine because shes a bobtail and the vet says her nervous system isnt strong. Sometime her butthole falls out and we have to push it back in (like a little prolapse)
>> Anonymous
>>325711


whoops, dropped yer pocket
>> Anonymous
>>325027
>A dog of mine got loose and ran into a parked car. lol

Oh fuck I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>323818
my cat does this
>>323900
my cat also does this. I yell out her name and she runs to me looking terrified like she saw a ghost
>> Anonymous
>>325086
Most cats pee in the tub when you bathe them, it's not just yours. Doesn't he clean himself?
>> Anonymous
>>325159
Awww, it's good to know they're bringing him in at night at least now. I did wonder what progress he was making. Are they still leaving food out for him?
>> Anonymous
Once I had two kittens, brother and sister, that, in the dead of the night, would play with razors in the bathtub. I ended up having to lock all the razors up, because no matter where I put them otherwise, they would get into them, get one or two into the bathtub, and start playing.

I was pretty fucking freaked out when it first happened, because I woke up, went to the bathroom, and saw all these little bloody catprints in the bathtub. Looked for them for an hour, getting myself more and more worked up. Eventually found the little fuckers asleep with their mom in the closet.

The boy ended up disappearing when he hit puberty, and I gave the girl away; now she's a fat, prissy little bitch. I still own their mom, got her fixed after she had those two.
>> Anonymous
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My dog likes to try and.. I don't know. Adjust his bed.

He'll nose it across the dining room and leave it right in front of the stairs. And when my parents or I trip on it, he just looks up with this smug little expression.
>> Anonymous
My friend's new kitten had a habit of looking at his tail intently and attempt to catch it, as if the tail had a mind of its own. He would spin in circles trying to catch that pesky tail.

I have no idea if this is common with kittens.
>> Anonymous
My cat does this weird thing whenever I go into the bathroom she runs in after me and makes me open the sink cupboard. I open it while doing my business and she just sits there, looking between the inside and me... then when I'm done she'll walk out with me or she'll stay there and just stare inside.

It freaks me out, since there's a hole in the back of the wall inside that leads to under the bathtub. I wonder wtf she's looking at. D:
>> Anonymous
my old dog would get scared of her own farts. Whether the fart be loud or quiet she would shit bricks and run away with her tail behind he legs and then look at me like she saw a ghost.
>> Anonymous
For some reason, this morning my cat decided to nom and lick at the air for about 5 minutes.

I have no idea why, but man did I laugh.
>> Anonymous
This morning when I was taking a piss, my kitten came into the bathroom and stood up against the toilet wondering what the hell was going on in there.
>> Crazy Cat Lady
>>325763
they leave food out for him and so do we.... he likes our food better though cuz when it's empty he sits outside our door or window and cry. :-D
>> Anonymous
my cat goes to great lenths to kill stuff in my drive way, while driving home one day i saw him carrying a barely live chipmunk in its mouth, when he got to the drive way we let it go and played with it until it was dead. until then i always wondered how their could be so many little critters in my yard waiting to die i did not even think of the possibility that the cat was dragging thinks back home from across the neighbor hood
>> Anonymous
mine likes to stand across the back edge of the bowl.. was really aggravating last night as he'd bat me on the head as i was currently sicking up.
>> Anonymous
My dog go outside, and just stares at one thing for about 3 hours.

Than she'll come inside and piss in my mom's room.
>> Anonymous
Sometimes dog finds the most horrible smelling feces in the forest, cant be dogs or cats, and then EATS it. After that its breath is like a poison cloud.
>> Anonymous
My poodle likes to sit on people's chests and stare at them when she wants attention. If she gets ignored she paws at your face relentlessly.

Those claws fuckin hurt
>> Anonymous
My cat digs used q-tips out of the garbage can and licks off the ear wax ;_;
>> Anonymous
>>326833
Learn to punch your shitty dog in the face.
>> Anonymous
>>325155
My cat does that too, in a very sad voice. If you'll call her when she's doing it, she'll skit over and cuddle like crazy.
>> Anonymous
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>>325155
>>323900
I had a cat that also did this, and he kept doing it after he went deaf. When he would cry, I would go to him, but it was hard to approach him without scaring him since she couldn't hear me coming. When he was startled, he would scream. Literally scream. ????
>> Anonymous
My cat will cry for attention just out of arm's reach, and when you go to pet him, he'll skedaddle towards his food bowl. Only at his bowl may you pet him, and if you get annoyed halfway there and turn, he'll either flop over and entice you with kitty tummy (which he'll only allow one or two pets before getting up and heading to the bowl again) or he'll turn and bite you out of aggravation.

Actually, he bites us all a lot. I've got scars all up my arms. But he sleeps on my bed, curls up close when we sleep, and likes to keep me in view, even if he's twenty feet away. My cat has serious issues.
>> Anonymous
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Bippy (the big one in the picture) when she was hyper would run through the house like a fucking Kenyan. It sounded like a stampede of cats. Also she would occasional leap onto the side of an entry way and latch on to the side for no apparent reason.

Also she would bite my nose if she wanted loving while I was sleeping.

Oh god I miss her. She got run over a few months ago. ;_;
>> Anonymous
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Wesley is the sweetest cat on the planet, but he comes home with scratches and injuries sometimes.

Whenever he goes to rub up against my other cat Monster, who happens to be his mother, she bitch slaps him and hisses. And I bawww a little inside. Poor little boy just wants to love his mommy ;_;
>> Anonymous
Bawww I don't have a pic for Monster.

She's getting old and fat. She also is srs cat all the time. Except somehow, she sure can haul ass across the house when she hears food in the bowl or hears the door open. She also has some fixation with being in high places as of recently. I don't know if she's playing "The floor is hot lava" or what, but it's pissing me off because she keeps knocking things off tables. I'm amazed she can even jump up there, she's so fat and squishy she feels like a temperpedic bed.
>> Anonymous
My cats both greet me at the door when I come home from my day job. This melts me.

However, once I get changed and settle in to work on my freelancing gigs, these same creatures crawl all over me, and I'm tempted to return them both.

The case for my USB turntable was broken today by cat. I could rage.
>> Anonymous
I have a cat that uses his head as a battering ram.

Fucker'll run at full force into my door, squeal (very very high pitched), and as soon as I open the door to give him "the look," he'll tear back off into the house. Second you close the door? Runs/slams himself into my door again.

Generally, he'll keep doing this until he knocks himself out (he has before...) or until I step outside of the door and close it behind me, causing him to slam into my legs on the next pass.

My other cat licks paint off of the walls. There's spots all over the house where he's licked it clear to the drywall.
>> motoko !!Z9RHDE0TyCR
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>>323832
also forgot to mention...

my dog is never happy with where we set her food dish during dinner time. She will pick up the metal dish with her teeth (while it is full of food) and walk around with it until she has found a spot to her liking. She will walk around and stand with it in her mouth until she is absolutely content with an area.
>> Anonymous
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everyday when i get home from work my dog, Dixie, comes running from the bedroom (jumping off the bed) to say hi to me, then she promptly runs back to my bed room puts her front feet on the bed and barks, just one quick bark. if i dont here her she runs back out to me, then back to the room , paws up, one quick "OOF" and i come in to lift her bum up onto the bed so she can go back to sleep. the thing of this is, she jumps up and down ALLL day when im at work by herself so i know she can get up on her own. shes starting to get old now and shes half dachshund so i have noticed she has a bit more trouble jumping up, so i made her steps to get onto the bed (as the ones they cell at pet stores and such are way to narrow and steep and she cant get enough leverage to get up) and i know she uses them w/ out a problem, but she still insists on me lifting her fat little ass onto the bed! i <3 my Dixie girl!!!

pic is her!
>> Anonymous
Before she eats, my cat, Mittens, always has to try to scrape off the fish designs on the placemat we have underneath her food dishes. She's declawed in front, so it's pretty amusing to watch her rub her paw back and forth across these designs. She's been doing this for as long as I can remember, to the point where every time her placemat gets old and moldy, my mother makes sure to buy her another one with a design on it, because we're pretty sure she'd be pretty upset if she didn't have anything to scrape at before she ate.
>> Anonymous
this thread makes me lol hard
>> Anonymous
When my cat is done eating wet food, she scrapes the tile like she's trying to bury the food for later.
>> Anonymous
my neighbors cat is extremely weird doesnt know what it's doing half the time cuz the kids throw it down the stairs all the times well one day i was brushing my teeth in the kitchen sink cuz my sis was in the bathroom and the cat jumped up to the window above the sink and clung herself to the window and scared the shit out of me hahahaa
>> Anonymous
Right now I have a cat that likes to climb doorjams. Not that bad, but it's still freaky to round a corner and see her clinging at eye level staring at me.

I used to have a cat who HATED anything around her nck, including collars. The horrible thing was, every time I had a paper bag with handles in the house, she managed to get her head stuck in the handle and would freak out and run around the house like mad until it finally tore off. The first time she did this I didn't throw the bad away immediatly and after getting unstuck from the first handle she did the same thing with the other handle.

>>324933
Both the cats I have now do this, too, and they'll chew holes in cereal bags if they get the chance. They only chew opened cereal bags, though.
>> Anonymous
My dog used to eat rocks when she was younger. Most passed through her but twice a rock got lodged in her intestines and my parents had to pay to get it removed. $700 each time. We put up and electric fence around all our rocks so she'd stop eating them... crazy doggy.
>> Anonymous
my cat slobbers while I`m petting him