they are killing my lawn D:
gophers are adorable fuckers. They eat daisies.
shotgun
there's a powerful pesticide. fuck, forgot what it's called. they're little grey balls of death, and if you even inhale the dust, bam! goodnight, sweet prince!
Gopher Gassers.
Hand grenade.That is all.
Get a hammer, sit next to the holes, and wait.Trust me.
>>291260Everyone knows that only works on moles!
>>291198Run a hose from your car exhaust pipe into the gopher hole. Idle for a while.
But if you kill all the gophers, they're gonna lock you up and throw away the key.
>>291261potato, potatoh.Both live underground, both make the same sound when their skulls crack.
Screencap. Because I lol'd
this guy
>>291223Apparently, pbf says the solution is "kill yourself"
>>291267How will they lock you up if they're all dead?
>>291283u beat me to it anonymous