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Anonymous
I want a new pet, but I want this pet to be interesting, different, and unique... I would like to be able to purchase this pet easily (online prehaps) and I don't want my life becoming this pet, so little maintnance is a plus... price is not to big of an issue, but cheaper is always better... I know it's asking a lot, but what are your suggestions?
>> Anonymous
ahahahah


you also want a girlfriend who is smoking hot, a supersmart PHD, has a ton of money, can cook like a master chef, and is dirty in the sack
>> Anonymous
>>183483
preferably cute, not hot... yes, money would be nice, ideally would love to be a stay at home dad... and I can cook, so no biggy on that, and well the dirty in the sack, I can't argue.
>> Anonymous
Rats, two of them. Or fish.

Or a houseplant.