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SFU2236
ITT storytime.

pic related. Spent the night at a friends, and as im about to sleep on the couch I feel crawling near me. I thought it was his cat, so I wasaout to commence petting.

That's when the flapping started. confused, but knowing its a bat, I began contemplating my options. it was, essentially, divebombing me and I don't know why. I thought getting up and turning on the light would give me a safe zone.

I WAS WRONG. Immediately as I turn on the light, it sets its guns at me. it charged full speed, and with a strong glide it amed for my head. I swatted at it, hoping to scare it away, but it kept coming for more.
>> SFU2236
I then thought that I could get it out of the house via the front door. I ran for it and he sure followed. but it was pitch dark, I didn't know where the lightswitch was, and I couldn't see the locks. as it made another pass on me, I knew I needed reinforcements.

I ran for my phone and hid in the bath for momentary safety. I had no access to bat swatting arsenals. I calledhim, mind you this was 3 in the morning, and he then pointed out to me where a tennis racket was.

So I booked for it, as it flew around and was locked in the bath by my friend. I then went in and bonked it with the racket, put itin a shoebox and let it go outside.

It flew away fine. Your turn.
>> Anonymous
I spent 30 seconds of my life reading some fag's shitty post on /an/.
>> SFU2236
>>293598

Im just faggin up the place.
>> Anonymous
Cool story, bro
>> Anonymous
So my friend, a bum staying at my house for the niggt, called me vrying about some bat in the house.

I tell him to deal with it, and theres a tennis racket for the job. Sure enough, he cries and scares the bat into the bathroom. I close the door and tell him to hit t but he's on the floor in a panic. I grab the racket and whack the thing, and cuck it outside.

I kicked the fucker out
>> Buddy the Bat
Im just flyin around and all of a sudden Im inside a fucking house. So I run around the place looking for a way out, and this faggot gets up and starts swinging at me while chrying like a pussy.

So I fgured he'd let me out. I divebomb and fuck his shit up, when I try to make a turn in a bathroom. the door locks shut and I got nowhere to go.

So I shit all over the place and the door opens, its some other fag with a tennis racket. I try to fly by but he slams me with the damn thing, and then throws me outside.

I got pissed and flew in the fags car. Can't wait for him to floor it.
>> Anonymous
>>293598
>YouTube
>> Anonymous
op might have rabies now