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Anonymous
Okay, /an/. There's this woodpecker that's been hanging out outside my window for at least two weeks now. He flies up, makes some scratching noises, then flies off. I can't really see what he's doing because he's on the side of the house. But I want to know what the fuck it's doing there. Our house has the usual metal siding stuff on the side, so obviously it's not trying to get through to make a nest or get food. At least, I'm assuming that birds aren't stupid enough to keep coming back pretty much daily for TWO WEEKS thinking they can peck through metal.

I did notice some small gaps in the metal siding around the window, in the area where I've seen the bird. Also, the last time I saw the bird, it had something in its beak--it looked sort of like a piece of Cap'n Crunch, only longer and a little bigger. Maybe it's trying to put something in those little holes? I have no idea.

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON
>> Anonymous
He is mistaking your house for one of his young and tries to feed it.
>> Anonymous
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