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Anonymous
Hey guys, my dad just got me one of these. He says he got it from the grandson of a Chinese shopkeeper.

Anyway, any tips on how to take care of it?
>> Anonymous
Keep it away from water.

and NEVER feed it after midnight.
>> Anonymous
get them wet
they like it.
>> Anonymous
>>343202
Are they chicks? :3
>> Anonymous
DON'T FEED IT CHICKEN OR FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT OR GET IT WET

OH MY GOD
>> Anonymous
>>343201
>>343215
Ignore these fags. They don't want you to have fun. Feed it any time it gets hungry. If you don't you're a terrible owner.
>> Anonymous
Oh god, so cute! I've always wanted a Furby!
>> Anonymous
just remember to get it fixed. If it ever gets out-- and trust me, just about any pet WILL escape at some point-- you'll be in deep shit. Invasive species! Keep it close, fix it, take it to the vet when sick.
>>343201
>>343215
trolls. If it gets hungry, feed it. Obviously if it begs for food at midnight, it's HUNGRY.
>> Anonymous
OP here.

Uh, my friend Pete came over and he accidentally spilled water on him. Gimzo (that's his name) started having seizures or something and out came five more of them!

Anyway, everything's fine now. I'm thinking of giving one to my science teacher for observation -- what do you guys think?
>> Anonymous
>>343250
FIX YOUR PET GODDAMN.

also, vet if any take exotics.
>> Anonymous
>>343200
I never understood this "After Midnight" thing. Technically, it's always after midnight, unless it is midnight. When was it acceptable to feed them? Four in the morning is after midnight. Ten in the evening is after a midnight. WHALS:DAFJWEFDF

HOW I FEEDS MY GIZMO!
>> Anonymous
>>343256
Yeah, I always wonder when it ceased to be 'night' for the Gremlin's system and shifted to 'day' and thus okay to feed them. Like, would 5 in the morning be an okay time? Or would you have to wait until 7-10? In which case they'd be going like 7+ hours with no food.
>> Anonymous
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those things can make and shoot little bows and arrows like rambo
>> Anonymous
You know, you guys got me thinking, what happens if you take a gremlin out to space? Will you follow the timezone that NASA does or what?
>> Anonymous
>>343256
>>343258
>>343275

Watch Gremlins 2!
>> Anonymous
>>343215

Don't feed it chicken, it will turn into a nigger.
>> cichlid !!WhOQyKVA829
>>343258

Good point.
What about depending on where you live? The more north/south you get, the more dramatic night and day become.
Up here, the sun sets at fucking 5 to 6 now. So then, technically, the middle-of-the-night wouldn't be 12 o'clock, but earlier...

Clearly if i can't figure this out i should never buy a Mogwai.
>> Anonymous
>>343229
thats a fokin mogwai not a furby lol!
>> Anonymous
it's always after midnight.
>> Anonymous
>>344263
Except at the very moment when it's midnight. So if you want to feed them, you need to be really really quick about it.
>> Anonymous
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Looks like my dog, lol.
>> Anonymous
The creatures that came from Gizmo will most likely want to drink, smoke and make mischief. You probably should find clever ways to kill them
>> Anonymous
I've never really understood what mogwais are. Some kind of aliens? No Earth vertebrate has that kind of reproductive method.
>> Anonymous
>>343277
i did but i dont remember it explaining that point.
>> Anonymous
I'm guessing they follow the same rule werewolves do only with midnight replacing full moons. Basically the bad effects stop when the sun comes up. Feed them after midnight? Fuck no, wait till the sun comes up, then it's okay to feed them.
>> Anonymous
Give it a bath. It might have fleas.
>> Anonymous
>>343649
BUT it comes from China Does it not?
SO there for midnight to it would be in the middle of the day in America