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hey /an/, i found a squirrel today, what should i name her?
>> gizmogal !MmLOyiCYJs
Name her...
MINE.
>> Anonymous
nutcase
>> Anonymous
Cute... it looks scared.
>> Anonymous
Unable to be Returned to the Wild
>> Anonymous
enjoy ur bubonic plague
>> Anonymous
Biscuit.
>> Alice, or Jacks.. Anonymous
I had a pet jack rabbit once. Kept him till he was sexually mature and then his instincts took over and he was able to live like a wild rabbit again.
>> JIM THOME !!+JpSYDssi4u
DOCTOR FREDERICK BARFIELD
>> Anonymous
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i just feed it a whipping cream/whole milk mixture though an eyedropper, taking care of a baby squirrel looks like its gonna be challenging. i have to educe it to poo and pee after it wakes ups.
>> Anonymous
>>236978
It's eating and sleeping. That's a good sign, and it sounds like you are willing to put the effort into raising it. Have fun OP.

When My jack rabbit was a baby I fed him mixed grain pablum mix with half full milk and can milk, and we fed him a little bit every two hours in the beginning.
>> Anonymous
>>236969
I fucking hate petafags
>> Casterday !!Tf4hX9zOMIO
Nam him Jittery Joe
>> Anonymous
If male...Monkey Joe.

If female...Tippy Toe.
>> KZN
>>236978
Sounds like you're willing to take good care of it, though. Good job, OP.

Also, Biscuit aside, I'm seconding Nutcase.
>> Anonymous
Sir Regenald McNutterson esq.
>> Anonymous
THE NUT SNATCHER
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the squirrels at my school are so used to people that they'll take food from your hand and even go as far as exploring your backpack if you leave it open.
>> Anonymous
It'll turn into fucking demon spawn when it grows up. Prepare to be bitten. D:
>> Anonymous
My cat (Jose) hangs out with a bunch of squirrels, one of which is called Nigel.
>> Anonymous
name it Dr.MontelOprah
>> Anonymous
Squirrel Nutkin
>> Anonymous
Wing Commander McNutters, esq.
>> Anonymous
awww, how adorable! I suggest taking her to a wildlife refuge or care center just to make sure she's healthy and everything. After that, i would either keep her there or ask the people if you could domesticate her and keep her as a pet. Good luck :)
>> Anonymous
in b4 "oops I sat on it :/".
>> Anonymous
It's illegal to own a squirrel you need a license to keep it, do doing anything that is government owned is out of the question.
>> Anonymous
>>237245
who the fuck cares?
as long as OP doesn't go around showing it off, he/she should be fine.

until it might need to see a vet.
>> Anonymous
If you dont have acess to fancy milk, they can be raised on lactose-free milk. We did that for our grey squirrel, and had him for a few years until he managed to live outside with some other squirrels.
>> Anonymous
>>237245
ITT: a legal expert in the jurisdiction OP lives in, who is also psychic.
>> Anonymous
Squirelly McSquirllington III Jr.
>> Anonymous
Bitey
>> Anonymous
I've sussessfully raised a baby squirrel and introduced it back to the wild, although mine still had his eyes closed for a few weeks after i found him, yours looks a little older. You say its a she, are there other squirrels u have or is she the only one? b/c females can became very attatched and its hard for them to make it on their own. Males instincts are stronger so its ok to raise them alone, but a female needs a litter mate or else it's unlikley she will be successfully re-introduced to the wilderness
>> Anonymous
Also, if your planning on releaseing her you should wait no more than 1 year to let her go. But, she will still hang around and possibly bring her babies by if and when she has any. You can also leave her treats in a special spot. It's helps to still know they love you once they've been released.
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lol, skwerlz
>> Frankengun !.AU8RutcSA
>>237246
It's a fucking squirrel, if it gets sick, shoot it in the head.
>> Anonymous
Day-rat
>> Anonymous
>>237245

It depends on the state you're in. A classically hilarious case comes to mind:
http://www.lawhaha.com/strange.asp#A30
>> Anonymous
>>237003
Do you go to USF? Because the squirrels there are just like how you describe.
>> Anonymous k
Name is Pixel.
>> Anonymous
Doreen
>> Anonymous
HOW DID YOU JUST....FIND HER?
>> Anonymous
>>237576

Alex?
>> Anonymous
I had a pet squirrel once, and attempted to raise a few tiny babies that were knocked out of their nest by a cat

I used goat milk
>> Anonymous
>HOW DID YOU JUST....FIND HER?

Seconded.

Also, how do you know it's a girl? Pervert.
>> Anonymous
I used the Marcum Squirrel feeding guide for all of my grey and flying squirrel rescues. I don't know how experienced you are but they cover everything you need to know about caring for an orphaned baby squirrel.

http://www.naturesnotebook.org/marcumsqirrel.html