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Candirú Anonymous
why don't people love me ;_;
>> Anonymous
Hugs from the inside HURT.
>> Anonymous
Because barbs sting the urethral wall
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
You should all be feeling the sting in your nethers!
>> Anonymous
what the fuck kind of conditions drives a fish inside a person's dick.. honestly that's just not fucking right.
>> Anonymous
>>56208
Shut up. You never tried, so you don't know.
>> Anonymous
The fish normally feeds by slipping into the gills of fish and eating stuff, but unfortunately for people, our urine contains a nitrogenous compound nearly identical to that in fish exhalations. So basically, the fish thinks your urethra = fishgills, and makes itself at home.

Do I win internets now?
>> sleepyshippo
omg, i've seen taht thing on animal planet. they wiggle up inside your dick then SHK! sharp spines make your manmeat mucho oucho!