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Zookeepers. Anonymous
I'm a zookeeper.
I love my job.
Anyothers out there?
>> Anonymous
Not a zookeeper, but it sounds like an awesome job... except for the whole cleaning and thing.

No, wait. It sounds like a shitty job, you just get to be around animals that are cool and novel for a short while.

Still, how do you get the job?
>> Anonymous
Not a zookeeper, but I work at a pet store.
>> Anonymous
I work at a petting zoo. Does that count?
>> Anonymous
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>>212090
ITT: Turtles
>> Anonymous
>>212092
Luck.
>> Anonymous
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"Turtle Soup"

And no, I didn't really eat him.
>> Anonymous
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>>212090
hey, a red-footed tortoise!
i have one as a pet.
his name is JUNIOR.
>> Anonymous
Sweet. Do you need experience to get an entry level zoo job? What sorts of things do they look for on your resume?
>> Anonymous
>>212268
Any experience with animals will help you.
I'm currently working on my Bachelors degree in Zoology. That should help too.

On your resume, they like to see lots of bullshit. Like you're a team player, and you're very flexible. Shit like that.
>> Anonymous
>>212244
I LOOOOOOOVE CARBONARIAS
>> Anonymous
I'm jealous.
>> Anonymous
>>212090

Does your zoo have great apes? Are you allowed to interact with them?
>> Anonymous
>>212580
you might want to keep that out of your resume, lol
>> Anonymous
this anon is also a zookeeper.
>> Anonymous
I dated a zookeeper. Does that count?
>> Anonymous
I like to watch the Zookeepers at the local Zoo. Sometimes I even get to pet them.