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Yotsuba-Snake
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Damn, you guys forgot about locusts?
Locusts are basically the assholes of the animal kingdom. Alone, they're actually pretty peaceful but, for some fucking reason, get two or three together in the same room and they go absolutely batshit. They start going under some fucked up metamorphosis where they change color and expand in size. Afterwards, they march towards other locusts to try to cannibalize them in a freaky Incredible Hulk effort. More locusts retardedly join in on the fun and after a while, there is a swarm that is quite literally constantly moving to stay alive. The ones in front are pretty much fucked victims, but the ones in the rear are the real assholes due to the fact that they are steering the swarm. For weeks, they can march on, destroying and devouring anything that gets in their way. Also, unlike some swarms, these fuckers can fly. Hell, they scared the Mormons shitless back in the 1700s-1800s.
The most fucked up part? They eventually decide to stop, go back to their original form, and pretend the whole swarm didn't happen. What a bunch of jerks.
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