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Anonymous
Dear Bitter Anon,

How are the snail kittons doing? Could we see some new pictures of them? Has Snailcat managed to bed any of them yet? Why don't you ever call?

-Anon
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Dear Anonymous,

The "kittons" are fine. No, my camera is fucked up. I hope not, as she's still nursing the little fuckers. Because I don't love you.

Did you get the restraining order I sent you? I can have it delivered by a nice man with a badge, if you didn't.

Cuddles,
Bitter
>> Anonymous
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yes! I did get it! Thank you for the thoughtful letter, I had it inscribed in a locket so it'll be always close to my heart.

Sorry to hear about your camera. Tell Snailcat we love her infinite haet and wish her well.

Glomps!
-Anon
>> Anonymous
You guys are so gay.
>> Anonymous
Dear Spoilsport Anon,

Stating that Bitter Anon and Stalker Anon are gay is GAY. And you suck. I think its time for a BUNDAY thread now CATURDAY is over I need cheering up (Bronchitis).

Yrs Truly

Allergic to Cats Anon
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Dear Allergic to Cats Anon,

Please keep your horrible snot particles to yourself. In the words of a second grader, "say it, don't spray it".

Thanks in advance,
Bitter

P.S. Please tell the stalker to get out of my goddamn bushes before I shoot him like a 70yr old texan

P.P.S. Feel free to spread your airborne diseases on him, he likes the attention.
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I told my boyfriend we should start bunday on here and I was totally shot down.