dear /an/my wealthy uncle just agreed to buy me an authentic fur coat for my birthday. he has connections to a business that is able to create a fur coat out of any type of rare animal, my question is, what kind of animal is the softest, and would make the best fur coat from their fur?
human.
Wolly Mammoth.
>>137245Wooly*
I'd go for Sable.In before PETA & Animalia
how about a black man
The Nazis told me human skin works really well, especially for wallets and lamp shades.
alpaca
I would want a jaguarundi coat. Reddish brown coarse hair that's waterproof? Fuck yes.However, I sincerely doubt you will get any kind of coat, you delicious troll, so here are some more suggestions:Pubic hairHuman (seconding this one)fluffy kittensToygerfluffy toyger kittensAfghan (not spun wool, but like a fucking afghan pelt. sweeeet)fluffy afghan puppies
>>137250Don't be ridiculous. If you put your wallet in your coat pocket, you would never get it back.
Mole fur is the best.
I suggest dalmatians. 101 of them.
himalayan snow leopard
>>137285>>Don't be ridiculous.If the Balkifags see this, they'll start raiding /an/.
Pegasus
Griffon.
Seal fur is literally the softest of them all. Good luck with that.My family used to run a fur coat business and I have an old seal fur coat. It's insanely soft. You could just get an old one and modify it to make it modern, because seal fur couldn't be more illegal.
>>137305
Chinchilla. Try to get an old one, I'm sure there are ton around.
Chinchilla
Get a coat made out of rat fur, that would be awesome. I guess you could cheat and use nutrias. Think about what would happen if you told somebody your coat was made of rats.
>>137231Use baby skin, its quite soft.
lol troll
Hawaiian Monk Seal, get one made of them before they're extinct :)
get your uncles to kill a furry and use thatFUCK YOU FURFAGS
I heard rhinoceros skin is quite the item to have.
`Kittens. Lots of kittens.
mosquito fur
shota fur
Sable is a very nice fur, very soft, I recomend that ^_^ Its also VERY expensive, about worth its own weight in gold, last i heard, the coat in my picture is worth 60 G's US Dollars.
Troll post is troll
skunk comes in many color variations and is sometimes referred to as sable. :)
Never mind soft. A buffalo coat would keep you toasty in the Antarctic, and you'd have the satisfaction of wearing one of the most powerful animals of the Americas.
>>137437good lord, that is gay.
PETA RAGE
>>137462Damnit, I think it's an awesome idea. I have a roughly 1' square of buffalo hide inherited from my native ancestors (fuck you, crackers), and it smells like bull and smoke. It's rough and soft at the same time. I would love to have a buffalo coat, with perhaps arctic fox fur on the inside. Fucking awesome.
>>137231Clearly human
>>137485Lucky. All I inherited was... well, jack squat. I don't even think my "tribe" is in existence any more. :(Anyway delicious troll, why not get a vintage fur coat; don't kill nothing new and your rich uncle would be happy to spend that money I'm sure.Tho I second rat coat if you actually want one. That would be an awesome way to get rid of rats.
dear /an/my wealthy uncle just agreed to buy me an authentic human coat for my birthday. he has connections to a business that is able to create a human coat out of any type of human, my question is, what kind of human is the softest, and would make the best human coat from their skin?
>>137546Clearly, babies make the best human coats.
>>137310Maxamillion Pegasus?
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>>137586Blaaah!
>>137587i LOVE yu-gi-oh the abridged series!!!
>>137588thank god some one got that.
human fetuses
>>137589Way WAY too much effort. Bravo my friend, Bravo.
>>137601screw the rules i have money!
TALK TO THE HAAAAAAAND
>>137237Humans don't have fur IDORT.
>>137613...
Muskrat. No, seriously. They have a really soft pelt.
>>137305I was expecting it, but I lol'd anyways.
human skin!
Whatever you get, Heart-kun should be a part of it.
http://bh-t.hypermart.net/antique-images/buffalo-coat.jpgVintage buffalo coat, not faggy like the other pic. If you wear a buffalo coat, you sure as fuck better wear a western hat with it.
Chinchilla fur is the softest there is.
clearly a true /v/irgin knows that only wigglytuff fur is the softest of all.