Should I get a mop-dog (Puli) or a grumpy-cat (Persian?)
Get a puli. They don't have faces so mashed up they are barely able to stay alive.
>>335871Does the Persian's facial structure limit it's eating/breathing abilities? I know Pugs have that problem.
If you're gonna be a /b/tard in front of the computer all day a cat will probably have a happier life of neglect than a dog
>>335873Yep. Also they have tearing problems.