I get home today and my roommate is like "Look dude! I found a turtle! I'm gonna make an ashtray!"he opens this big tupperware tub, and theres a big turtle, on its back, its belly smashed in, bleeding. Then in moves.Now, the roomie is not a warped killer. In fact, seeing it alive almost brings him to tears.Apparently he fed it a ton of antifreeze thinking it would die immediately, smashed it, and its been alive for like, 2 days.SO he gets a pitchfork and stabs it some more and fills the tupperware with water. I think its still alive.How the hell do you killa turtle quickly? I want to puke and the roomie is freaking out. Neither of us want to see it suffer.I think he's a retard for kidnapping a turtle in the first place, but now we have no choice but to finish it off.Halp!
stab it really deeply right under its neck. that should instantly kill it.
>Now, the roomie is not a warped killer.>Apparently he fed it a ton of antifreeze thinking it would die immediately>"Look dude! I found a turtle! I'm gonna make an ashtray!"wat. You'd best be trollin'.
oh god what the fuck. cannibal holocaust anyone?does a beer can with a 2cm of water not make a good enough ash tray?
So he found a turtle and decided to kill it to make an ashtray?I think dry ice + water would release enough carbon dioxide to kill it, since it accumulates on the bottom.
Gasoline or anything alike should be poisenous enough to kill it, especially if it has open wounds.
sever the fucking head you pussy!!
>>SO he gets a pitchfork and stabs it some more and fills the tupperware with water.It's a turtle, not a submarine. It's not going to fill up with water and sink.BTW, I'd look into moving out. Just sayin'
If it's a box turtle, I might feel obligated to report your room mate to the authorities.
That's all we need here, /b/tard trolls.
>>264861actually, yet. box turtles do not belong in water. and if OP's turtle was a box turtle...
>>264838...I'm pretty sure box turtles are protected by law and you're not allowed to remove them from the wild. Much less make ash trays.Of course yours was a troll post, so whatever...
>>264879i ment yes.. not yet.
This, retard. Also, use it on roomate and self.
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