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mckinley
Hey /an/

My dog barks whenever he can hear someone outside of the house. How do I make him stop?
>> Anonymous
make him stop hearing
>> Anonymous
>>222395
another job well done
>> Anonymous
>>222395
I seriously laughed out loud. I never do that. XD
>> Anonymous
Serious advice:

You can't really stop him, it's probably been hardwired into his brain since he was a puppy. He thinks he's doing you a favour by protecting you all and alerting you of possible danger.

You can possibly stop him going into a completely mental barking fit by reacting to him positively as quick as possible when he starts, after a while he'll learn that you only need a few barks to be alerted and this should at least reduce the problem.
>> Anonymous
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Put one of these in the wall so your dog can satisfy his curiosity and look like a douchebag at the same time.
>> Anonymous
>>222790

That's awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>222394
remove vocal cords
>> Anonymous
Simple, rape him.
>> Anonymous
Exhausting him is probably your best bet. Take him out for long walks or runs,probably the best chance you have to keep him quiet. If he's tired he'll go to sleep instead of being up barking.
>> Anonymous
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get one of those
>> Anonymous
There are collars where it will spray some nasty (harmless) stuff into their face when they bark. If he's older, though, it may be harder to train him. I suggest what 222727 said, and 222814. What helps us is if we stay in the back of the house, away from the front windows- they stay with us
>> Anonymous
>>222853
Saddest dog in the whole world.
>> Anonymous
>>222807
>> Vince 2707-1283-4208
>>222853

;_;
>> Anonymous
>>222874
Faggot probably deserved it for useless barking
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>>222790

They have a similar thing in the Scottish parliament.
>> Anonymous
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Go learn dog psychology.

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>> Anonymous
put it to sleep. labs are useless anyway
>> Anonymous
kick him in the jaw. works for me.
>> Anonymous
>>222908
no. give it to a korean family