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No love for the long ones Anonymous
I've seen a lot of hate on /an/ for Wiener dogs, people complaining that they're too fat, short tempered, or aggressive. There's just no love for these waddling heroes.

So here's my dog, Calvin. (Named in honor of the comic.)

He's none of those things that /an/ hates. He's sweet, kind, very friendly, and silly only in the sense that he's so excited to see you when you come home that he'll trip over himself trying to lick your hand or face. His only problem is that he's overweight (even though he spends all day running around the yard and playing with his nephew, Sonic)

So here's my question: Where does the hate for Dachshunds come from? Maybe you guys should come meet Calvin.
>> Anonymous
my friend had these 2 weiner dogs that sit upright.. on their butts, like people. it is the weirdest fucking thing i have EVER seen
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Can he fly jet planes and shoot at dinosaurs?
Can he make disturbing snow men?
Can he invent a transmogrifier with just a box and a marker?
I think not.
Your "pet" is an abomination and a slur upon Sir Calvin's good name. I demand you rename him this instant. I would suggest Biscuit.
>> Anonymous
Are you kidding? I fucking love Dachsunds. It's the kind of dog I've been in contact with the longest. My best friends first one was Tony, a long haired Dachsund, before she was born. Unfortunately, it died a few years ago. When Tony was still alive though, she got a short hair named Reuben. She invited me over to the day she got him, and we played with him all night and morning. After Tony died, she got another short hair, we both decided on the name Hero on the night she got him. They're both still happily living, and they're the dogs that I've known the longest, besides my cousins Great Danes.
>> Anonymous
Our neighbor's dog, Oscar, is a dachshund. He's extremely intelligent... most of the time. Sometimes he's funny, like when he goes somewhere he doesn't or does something he shouldn't, you can tell. Because he'll walk past you, look up at you for a split second, and then go to his bed, quietly. He's so funny.
>> Anonymous
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I give you my dachsie he sleeps for 18 hours a day, and is the most lovable paper weight ever
>> Anonymous
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I'd love to meet Calvin. My dog needs Dachshund-friends!