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Anonymous
So, I'm getting a dog for the first time in 7 years. A little 6 week old boxer, but I'm not sure what gender. A co-worker just had pups and is selling them off, but offered me one for free.

I have a problem; I can't think of any names. My creative spark is lacking, and I need some inspiration. I need an epic name.

So /AN/, do you have any pets? What are their names? And what would you recommend?
>> Anonymous
I like Mugsy.
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Don't pay for the dog. 6 weeks is too fucking young to be leaving the parent. BYB bred boxers are terrible.

Look up dog breeds, find one that suits you, then find a proper breeder. (Then name it Biscuit)
>> Anonymous
Even better, go to the pound and find the saddest, most dejected dog you can find and rescue him. Guaranteed to make a more meaningful owner/pet relationship than some ridiculous backyard operation purebreed.
>> Anonymous
>>234946

>>234938offered me one for free.

name it Little Mac
>> Anonymous
Name is Moxie
>> Anonymous
>>234938

"Sage"
>> Anonymous
Optimus Prime
>> Anonymous
A boxer? Name it "Ippo".

THATS epic.
>> Anonymous
Wow, they gave you a 6 week old puppy. They sound like some great breeders right there. 8 weeks is the MINIMUM age they should be leaving their mothers. Your dog will now probably have a whole myriad of attachment and destructive issues, good job.

Tell your coworker to spay and neuter themselves too, what fucking idiots.
>> Anonymous
>>234976
OP here

Oh by the way, the reason they're giving them away now is because soon after the mother gave birth she was hit by a car, and had to be put down. This happened about 2 weeks after giving birth.

They're having problems keeping them all fed and comfy, and are trying to lighten to load. Also, they're not "breeder", just "dog owners".

Flame on~
>> Anonymous
>>234976
>>234946

>>234985
haha, i love seeing people get owned. assholes ftl
>> Anonymous
Sir Wellington the third, Sparticus, Cat, Cleopatra, Fenris, Lokithus, Domino, The Mighty And Fierce Blazing Fire Hound, Oprah
>> Anonymous
>>234985
Well thats sad as hell! Try to find him a nice adult playmate that'll help teach him what his mom couldn't.

As for a name? Naturally Biscuit. Or if you don't feel like going the /an/ way, Tonka maybe? I dunno.
>> Anonymous
Poochicus Maximus
Fuzzykins McPoopsalot
Herr Humbolt Von Glockenspiel
Fuckshit
Stains (hey, it's a classic)
Frank
>> Anonymous
>>235005
>>235013
OP again

Sir Wellington and Oprah are great, and Fuckshit is a good unisexual name. lol.
>> Anonymous
Rori, Lili, Remi, Kei and Tiara
>> Lindsey
Roxy, Rosie, Baby, Nellie, Buddy, Rose,
>> Anonymous
Name it anythign that amuses you now and plan to rename it in about 4-6 months after you have a better feelf or it's personality. 2 of my 3 cats have been renamed.

Scabs suits her better than Mindy anyway.
>> Anonymous
Thank god my parents didn't let me name my cat.

I was like "lol name it meowth or kaiba!".
What a stupid weeaboo underage b& I was.

I did end up choosing it's current name, Sparky, but Fatty is used more.

After skimming this thread...I like Mugsy.
>> Anonymous
Bastion, Scarlet, Brix
>> Anonymous
little mac
don flemenco
glass joe
great tiger
king hippo
mr. dream
piston honda
von kaiser
>> Anonymous
Cossworth
Aston
Martin
Thor
Odin
Datto
>> Anonymous
>>234985

Lighten the load by giving the pups away early? Did they tell you to buy puppy milk or did they just figure they'd be fine to go now?

And by the way being 'dog owners' who stupidly let their dogs breed is no better than a shit breeder who does it on purpose. :D
>> Anonymous
sage for another "name my pet" thread
>> Tasty Snakie. Anonymous
Do you have kids? If so let them name them. As a young boy we had a dog and my sister named it but couldnt figure out what to name it. First it was Duke, then Star, Then Cobby, then Luke...After a few days she came up with, Luke, the duke star cobby. It was infact an epic name and a great conversation piece now that shes... 24 or so now.

If you don't have kids think of something that fits. Whats the dog look like, how smart is it, it is the runt that type of thing.

My aunt does this for her names and they're really good. For instance

She named one of her dogs piranha(rahna) because it was chewing on anything and everything when it was a puppy.

Or,

Rent because she used all her rent money to buy him.


Other then that there isnt much to tell u its up to you to name your animals.

Dick isnt a bad name because when the dog gets out of the house / yard and u yell after him you're yelling "DICK" at all your neighbors.
>> Tasty Snakie. Anonymous
Oh and another thing.

For those that are saying dont get a boxer id disagree with them. Boxers are a fun breed but they're really wild crazy animals lol. If you like your house neat you're going to have to work hard on obedience. That being said theyre a really fun breed and if I was having one handed to me I would take one if I had room / money for it.

You said you were unable to figure out if u wanted a male or female... I personally would go with a female but thats just my experiences with dogs females seem to be the more.... I guess u could say obedient / friendly but its really hard to say, each dog is their own.
>> Anonymous
Little Mac or Ippo
>> Anonymous
>>234947
or just as likely to have behavorial problems that take a shit load of time correcting because that's why the owner ditched them in a first place!
>> Anonymous
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>>235141
well she wasnt a dick. i hate letting kids name anything because then you get names like "angel, snowflake, snowball" and shit for our great pyrs. snuggles for my friend's lab was the worst, though i will admit "spot leapord" for my cousin's black lab when she was 3 was pretty hard core.

also op, enjoy getting a boxer, they are the best of breeds.
here is mine (right) and my sister's (left)

that's right /an/. look at those fanfuckingtastic dogs.
>> Anonymous
NOOGUMS
>> Anonymous
If it is male, name it Deego.
>> Anonymous
Geoff
>> Guodzilla
In before "Name it Biscuit"
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
>>235348
You must not have read the thread.
>> Anonymous
You should take him when he's at least 8 weeks old.
Also, enjoy visiting the vet alot in the future for getting a non-documented dog.
>> Tyrone
Name it Potassium.
>> Anonymous
Pet names I've used:
Dog -
Shadow
Elliot
Casey

Cat-
Mishka
Ryuji
Plisken
>> Anonymous
Georgie
>> Anonymous
Koontz
>> Anonymous
>>235379
Spoiler: "undocumented" dogs are often healthier than purebed.

OMG YOU DIDNT PAY 1000 MONIES AT A BREEDER, YOUR DOG IS GONNA HAVE 50 MILLION PROBLEMS, IDIOT.

I hate that attitude.
>> Anonymous
Puppy.
>> Anonymous
im not trying to be mean, but that dog is going to have some SERIOUS issues with socialization and learning how to be a 'dog' if he had no dog mother figure in his life since he was 2 weeks old. you need to socialize this dog like crazy, and work really hard at it
>> Anonymous
>>235429
Oh jeez, it's not the end of the fucking world. He was with other puppies and possibly other adult dogs (even if not the mother) for 6 weeks.

Take it outside to socialize, don't abuse it, train it properly and don't let it bite, it'll be a fine healthy dog.
>> Anonymous
>>235410
Spoiler- You're fucking wrong.

Mutts are healthier, not purebreds-like with problems that made the breed's coordinator to tell the owners not to mate their dog.
>> Anonymous
Every mutt I've ever had has lived to 16.

They've all looked almost identical, long black coat with a white blaze and white feet, really thick undercoat, 75-90lbs fully grown. They all have had similar personalities as well. There seems to be a huge population of shepherd/lab mixes in my part of the county. Fucking farmers, you think they'd be smart enough to neuter.