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Anonymous
Hippos are the scariest animals on the planet. It's sorta odd that they have a cutesy kid friendly image
>> Anonymous
I'm not sure about being the scariest but they're scary alright. I once saw a documentary where they sent a raft manned with human-sized dummies into a group of hippos. They made splinters out of it within like two minutes. So yeah, encountering some hippos in a river is easily as deadly as swimming with crocodiles.
>> Anonymous
I blame Disney and zoos trying to reel in the kiddie crowd.
>> Anonymous
the way they shit is hilarious though. they poop and their tail starts to rotate like some kind of miniature propellor and shit flies everywhere.
>> Anonymous
Their ears are fucking cute when they emerge from the lake.
>> Anonymous
>>42237
^_^
>> Anonymous
>>42237Their ears are fucking cute when they emerge from the lake.

Hippo uses Allure
Anonymous is Charmed
Anonymous wants to pet the Hippo
Hippo uses Crunch

Anonnymous got eaten :(
>> Anonymous
Hippos are by far one of the deadliest animals on earth. they kill far more people in africa than lions or other "killer" animals.
>> Anonymous
>>42223Hippos are the scariest animals on the planet.

That image suggests otherwise.
>> Anonymous
>>42254
All you have to do is tell them you got that thing they sent you, and you'll be fine.
>> Anonymous
>>42256
Incredible Hippo
>> Anonymous
If my country had thousands upon thousands of hippos, I'd train them as WMDs
>> Anonymous
They actually eat them in Africa or at least they used to. I saw a documentary from the 70ies where they killed them by the dozen for food.
>> Anonymous
question: where's the rest of the hippo in that picture?
>> Anonymous
>>42223

i guess its because of some retarded cartoons where hippos get displayed as cute and calm... kinda strange since they are insane psycho killers if you get near them, even crocs are cuddly compared to them.
>> St. Benthic the Harlot !rQn/5gSPHA
>>42374
In a river or out of frame, obviously, since it's been beheaded.
>> Anonymous
>>42374

It's the earth. This is a rare species of hippo that digs tunnels undergroud. They are quite harmless compared to their river-dwelling cousins and allow humans to pet them as you can see in the photo.
>> Anonymous
>>42380

I lol'ed
>> Anonymous
digglet?
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>>42380
your posts are always made of win.
>> Anonymous
>>42223
Freaking Dangerous as well.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E51DyWl_q0c
>> Anonymous
Jesus Christ it's a - ... what the fuck! Get in the - ...oh shit there's no car get the fuck out this house!
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A CHALLENGER APPEARS.
>> Anonymous
Is that a monkey in the background running away with one of those guys compasses over its shoulder?
>> Anonymous
>>42806

??????
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Hippos have an evolutionary hangover, they used to be little, but they got bigger, and now they are mean becacuse they still think they need to be defencive.
They are really crazy mean too, as a kid i never thought i would be more scared of hippos than sharks.
>> Anonymous
>>42973

how was that proven? Interesting though
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xMC5f6aeeU

saw one of these buggers in my basement