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>>328517 I have tame squirrels in my yard. There's a family group that nests in a huge ash tree.
They take food from humans just fine, as well as bedding material. They clean up the nuts and stuff from my messy walnut trees. :D
Recently, I've been teaching them to fetch. Yes - just like dogs. Simple conditioning. I throw a walnut shell. They bring it back, I give them a goody.
One day, I will assemble a squirrel army and use it to overthrow the city government. I'll have them fetch the keys to city hall, chew through security system wires and I'll hijack the mayor's office. We will then set up a gubernatorial system that is less wasteful and more reliant on squirrel-power.
You'll hear about it in the news.
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