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Russian construction workers find prehistoric fish and kill it

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1633

Triop? Head crab? Face hugger? Kabuto?
>> Anonymous
WHO'S THAT POKEMON
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>And caught one thing up then in big panic stepped away cause it tried to bite them so they had to kill it with some equipment and here are the remains of it.

god bless Russia. not afraid to conquer the world but afraid of this.

(its a triop)
>> Anonymous
that's a triops
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>> Anonymous
FIVE FUCKEN FEET

that's a monster
>> Anonymous
op here

reason i question is because the photos just seem to make it to be bigger than the little ones you can buy and grow yourselves; plus arent those usually transparent?

am i wrong in that assumption?
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>> Anonymous
ATTACK THE WEAK POINTS FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!
>> Anonymous
CRAB BATTLE!
>> Anonymous
GIANT ENEMY CRAB!
>> Gehirn
I'm thinking that they meant five inches instead of five feet in the article's broken English.
>> Anonymous
i dunno; the article said the workers only killed it after it supposedly tried to attack them

i know they're only russians and all, but i doubt a little 5 inch triop would scare them that much
>> Anonymous
definitely looks like someone flushed a triop and it got ginormous.
>> Anonymous
>>178832
And because somebody wrote an article about it, it has to be 100% true? Like that hole they drilled all the way down to hell in Siberia?
>> Anonymous
Chernobyl+Dzerzhinsk=giant killer triops
>> urface
.....fucking russians
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I wish somebody did find a living cephalaspis somewhere. Those things were freaky in a cool kind of way.
>> Anonymous
Even if they did mean 5 inches rather than feet, isn't that still absolutely enormous for a triop? like about 3 times bigger than they're supposed to be? that's like finding a person 18 feet tall.
>> Doctor ? !yOVYMaY/uQ
Meh. I'd rather have a trilobyte
>> Anonymous
What does baby horseshoe crabs look like?
>> Anonymous
>>178698
well actually calling it prehistoric is a bit of a con. it's still a modern animal, and has undergone as many years of evolution as us. only... it's undergone less apparent change to its structure.
>> Anonymous
he should have captured it with his masterball
>> Anonymous
>>179223
Doesn't necessarily have to have evolved. IF it's been living in an unchanging environment it'd have no incentive.

Also, while it may not be real, still might be interesting if someone investigated...
>> Anonymous
The photo's look credible but the grammer sucks ass. Definatly foriegn
>> Anonymous
>>180071
You make a valid point, but your punctuation and spelling "suck ass". Definitely foreign.
>> Anonymous
>>180071
>>180071
>photo's
>grammer
>Definatly
Perhaps you shouldn't criticise someone's second language so harshly when your own english is so very bad.
>> spiderman !!Q+JluTncCte
>>180083
haha
>> Anonymous
>>180083

IAWTC
>> H.U.S.H.
Breadcrab. No doubt about it.
>> Anonymous
are they edible?
>> Anonymous
>>180150

Of course it is, it's made of bread.

>>180128
>> Anonymous
>>178848
I do believe they drilled a hole to hell!
>> Anonymous
thats not 5 feet. with the light reflecting off the water you can see its convexing. a big puddle of water does not do that.
>> Anonymous
Its a tadpole shrimp. Seriously.
>> Anonymous
Id kill it too thats just horrying
>> Anonymous
it's not evil... it's so cute <3
>> vodka goggles Anonymous
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vodka+russians = 5inch becomes 5 feet
>> Anon
I believe it.