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So, I'm sitting at the bench at the Jack in the Box outside to enjoy natural sunlight, when out of no where I hear the faint quacking of two approaching ducks.. fucking ducks.. in the middle of urban California. Worst off, these ducks were from the hard streets, for they showed no fear of me, and all they wanted (read: demanded) was my hashbrowns.

Because I am but a skrawny white guy who wants to have children someday, I retreated to my vehicle, which was currently a timid Daewoo stationwagon. There I grabbed my camera and snapped shots of the stubborn waterfowl who continuously harped for a bit of of my fried potato bounty. These are the last known photographs of my tragic ordeal
>> Anonymous
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I was outnumbered by the mallards of menance
>> Iono Mito Arushurain
Just for the record, we saw what you did over in /a/
>> Anonymous
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"Nigga I no jews got dem assbrowns in dere"
>> Anonymous
lol I just saw this in /a/
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>>233930
A misfire, definately. They're just a letter off.

With those terror enducing eyes they stared at me for tens of minutes
>> Anonymous
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I thought they were leaving, but turns out they were just leading me into false security
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"Bitch give me some of those hashbrowns you filthy meatbag"
>> Anonymous
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Oh god... just leave me alone...
>> Anonymous
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Oh god... I don't know if I'll be getting out of this alive...
>> Anonymous
lol
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I gave this photograph to the police, they have told me they're working on a possible profile.

Last time I checked they were looking for a 6 foot African American in his 20's with no shirt and red pants.
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This is the gaze of death incarnate.

JUST.

STARING.
>> Anonymous
>>233941
That's actually a beautiful picture..


High-rez?
>> Anonymous
Don't fuck with west coast ducks
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>>233942

Sure
>> Anonymous
I oo have been harassed by ducks.. we should form a therapy group
>> Anonymous
These ducks are actually quite rotund
>> Anonymous
Feel-good thread of the year. Ducks are cool.
>> Adjutant?elbat eht no tac eht tup ,tac elbat ?????? !FUX4cHAN.6
would be eaten by a pelican in a tragic ending
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At least the ducks that assaulted you didn't look like horrible burn victims.

Ducks like the ones on the pic have attacked me at every corner in my local plaza.
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>> KZN
This thread made me lol. I haven't been harassed by ducks, and I actually like them, but geese, on the other hand...those mother fuckers are fucking vicious.
>> Anonymous
So... did the ducks ever get the hashbrowns?
>> Anonymous
I went to a zoo in south jersey when i was a teenager and they had this giant lake filled with geese and ducks you could feed.

me, my mother's friend and my little sister decided to feed them. as soon as they saw the bread, they slowly started walking up to me and gradually picking up speed while i walked backwards until they started running at me.
i zipped past my mother's friend and sister and dove for the fucking car and left them to the mighty wings of the water fowl.

they somehow made it into the car and the geese were EVERYWHERE. all around the car and on it. we had to sit there for 20 mins until one of the staff came by and lured them because we couldn't even drive without killing one.
>> Anonymous
>>234043
Longduck is LOOOOOOONG!
>> Anonymous
>>234043

D:
>> Anon
>>234041
Everytime when I see this breed of duck now I'll see a burn victim..thanks anon.
>> Anonymous
I laughed.

Good show, sir.