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Ferret Friday! Anonymous
>> Anonymous
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Today; this ball. Tomorrow; the world.
>> Stalker Anon
>>192149
*takes the ball from the ferret*
>> Anonymous
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>>192150
Fuck you give it back!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>192376
happiest looking ferret ever
>> Anonymous
ferrets seem to have very clean teefs
>> Anonymous
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I love ferret threads
>> Anonymous
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>>192384
<- Angriest ferret ever.
>> Anonymous
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fuk u its bunny time
>> Anonymous
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>>192401
Every day is Ferret Friday! ~dook
>> Anonymous
ferrets would be as cute and loved as cats, I think, if they didn't stink so god damn badly.
>> Anonymous
>>192443
Ferrets stink? Hmm I never noticed anything worse than a cat or dog.
>> Anonymous
>>192444
yeah. every ferret I've ever come in contact with has been quite pungent. their cages, ten times worse. their poo smells way worse than any cat or dog I've ever had.
>> Anonymous
>>192445
Probably owners taking poor care of it. Sorry for your bad experiences with ferrets.
>> Anonymous
>>192447
If they can be taken care of without stinking horribly, I might actually get one some day. ..you know, when I move out of California. heh.
>> Anonymous
>>192448
Yeah I never been around a ferret that smelled bad the owners kept good care of them and their cages.
>> Anonymous
>>192449
Same here. I know people who practically worship them and they still smell musky to me. It only varied from bad to a little musky.

You people must be used to it. I can't stand it at all.
>> Anonymous
Ferrets are just rats with better PR.
>> Anonymous
ferrets are nature's condoms
>> Anonymous
>>192448
most illegal thing ive ever done: smuggling a ferret in from oregon
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less talk more wine. i mean more ferrets.
>> Anonymous
i have to give away my ferrets soon cuz i'm moving

;_;
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>> Anonymous
>>192520
"I will say this only once!"
>> Anonymous
Ferrets are just so cute. I wish I could have one.
>> Anonymous
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Ferrets know the cure for AIDS, but they won't tell anyone. Little bastards.
>> Anonymous
>>192565
I can has science?
>> Anonymous
>>192447
High quality ferret food + cloth bedding + daily litter box cleaning = ferrets that smell better than dogs
>> Anonymous
>>192565
that's because the cure for aids involves killing all the ferrets
>> Anonymous
one of my ferrets is dying of lymphoma ;_;
>> Anonymous
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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>192613
Oh if only.

>>192624
Congrats!
>> Anonymous
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>>192645
Shouldn't you be getting assraped by snailkitten right about now?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>192676
No it is YOU who will be raped.
>> Anonymous
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>>192705
But I am le tired.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>192708
vell, zen haff a nap. and then to be raped
>> Anonymous
>>192765
you fool! they nap for hours!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>192765
You don't "prepare" to be raped.
By definition, you are unprepared.

You just want to fuck the ferret, don't you? I told Snailcat she shouldn't hire niggers to rape people for her.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>193028
Just had a bath?

Mine did that too when I was a kid...
Never knew why...
>> Anonymous
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>>193038
Weasel War Dance. They're excited and want to play.
>> Anonymous
>>193051

What a filthy place.
>> Anonymous
God fucking damnit. I stopped by to take my usual glance at the current threads and the second I saw this this HORRIBLE REALIZATION came to me that I had a nightmare about ferrets last night as all my memories flooded back. Fucking ferrets mauling and killing shit, going rabid and attacking me. And it's all because I saw this thread yesterday.

Fuck you and your ferret fetish /an/.
>> Anonymous
Why do ferret owners have such disgusting homes? Would it kill you to clean up after you and your vermin?
>> Anonymous
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>>193094
LOL. They're just cute little weasels. How about you let your balls drop down, pansy?
>> Anonymous
>>193096
Oh please, there are plenty of disgusting homes that don't have ferrets in them.
>> Anonymous
>>193098

Yeah, but we don't have to look at them in /an/.
>> Anonymous
>>193097
Don't have any. :(
>> Anonymous
>>193099
You obviously haven't seen about half the camwhore cat and dog pictures out there.
>> Sage Bomb !!829qrNVNofn
moar ferrets
>> Anonymous
>>193157
there are no moar, they've all been turned into christmas sausages
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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HALP!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>193300
you gonna get raped
>> Anonymous
>>193297
Caturday must cum 12 hours early i take it?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
What the hell is up with cats buttraping these weasel things?
>> Anonymous
>>193331
they are nature's condoms/sex toys