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Viet Bong
Over the top as this seems, it really doesn't surprise me. The seagulls here in Vancouver, especially in Granville Island and Stanley Park, will steal the food right off your plate if you look the other way.

These shithawks get LOUD too if you don't feed them right the fuck now.

I hate seagulls.
What about you guys?
>> Anonymous
Fuckers stole my Lil' Debbie cake.
>> Anonymous
They are lucky I don't live near any aside from the few in parking lots.
I'd be spending my entire time blowing their heads off.

Seagulls are the one animal that I have no love for.
>> Anonymous
they're greedy fuckers alright, had some cheezballs I was feeding them. One kept coming back for more so much it's damn neck was distended from cheezballs, and it still wanted more
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Seagulls are flying chicken-rats.
>> Anonymous
its fun to put food by a baby when its seagull season

people freak the fuck out
>> Kotone !bQXLaktCGc
Well of course, it is OUR fault that the seagulls are so greedy and unafraid of stealing food from humans. Not that I don't do it, too.

But I digress. I like them. They're funny to watch.
>> Anonymous
(bread + alka seltzer) + seagull = humor
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>151566
Wow. That would be a terrible way to die.
>> Anonymous
its fun making them hover for food with airborne peanuts
>> Viet Bong
>>151570
A buddy of mine did that back in high school. It was seriously fucked up.
>> Anonymous !MHCCaj6lEk
lol
>> Anonymous
I hate Seagulls so very, very much.
Little fucking bastards. On a hilarious note, I went to the zoo recently- I noticed Seagulls in Lion's pens and ect. Happened to notice a Polar Bear grabbing one out of its water and just chomping down on it. I lul'd
>> Viet Bong
About a year ago, I was walking around outside BC Place with a buddy of mine. We saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon. Beak deep in the thing, blood up to it's eyeballs.
Then it looked up at me.
A seagull covered in blood, LOOKING at me.
Creepiest thing I've ever seen; haven't trusted the bastards since.
>> Anonymous
I was at the Yokohama Convention Centre, right next to the docks, two weekends ago. Not a single seagull. The only place where I can hear seagulls was a recording in the nearby subway station...
>> Anonymous
seagulls are beautiful.one of my favorite things to do is feed them. so fuck u
>> Anonymous
I once threw a brick at a seagull and hit it. I was fucking terrified I'd hurt it so I lifted the brick off it and it squabbled away before anyone noticed.
>> Anonymous
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At least seagulls only get away with taking away a single potato wedge or something.

I've had entire meat pies and hamburgers taken away from my hands by an ibis. Yes, they're large and strong enough to do that.
>> Viet Bong
>>151815
Feed them to what?
>> Anonymous
>>151847
Pelicans

I'm not even fucking joking
>> Anonymous
Anyone got that gif of a pelican trying to eat a duck or a cat or whatever it was?
>> Anonymous
I've seen a raven rip open a mcdonald's bag, find the hamburger & steal the patty while the owner wasn't looking
>> Anonymous
Rats with wings, rats with wings.
They're bad where I'm from because the tourists we get actually FEED them, like they're any other bird. The tourists think it's just so cute. GAH!...I'm going to go get some Alka-seltzer.
>> Anonymous
>>151580
Haha. I love seeing that too.

I use to put my hand in the air with food and watch them grab it from me. They have pretty good aim and not once did they get my fingers.
Hopefully, they will do it to everyone with food and piss them off. They don't bother me.
>> Anonymous
>>151555
fucking shithawks
>> Anonymous
>>151852
>>151853
It was a pigeon I think, fuck yeah pelican!
>> Anonymous
>>151898

Don't insult the rats, you asshole.
>> Anonymous
When I was little a pair of seagulls picked up a box of french-fries and flew off with it.

I was so pissed. =/
>> Anonymous
>>151590
pics or it didn't happen
>> Anonymous
I ran one over once last year. It was resting on some back ice on the road, saw me coming, got up, tried to fly off, slipped on the ice, and managed to pick tiself up just in time to look me in the eye and scream before *Thud! Thump, thump*.
>> Anonymous
gulls are evil. Whenever I'm at the beach I see at least one person running down the beach screaming while a flock of bloodthirsty gulls flies after them yelling "Mine! Mine! Mine!". They'll pick your corpse clean if you give them half a chance.

rather be eaten by a shark, they at least kill quick and eat big chinks of you.
>> Anonymous
Yeah I live in Tampa Bay. I hate them so much you don't even know.
>> Anonymous
People saying you feed them and like them:
Fuck you. You're the reason these shits got to be so fearless and food-aggressive.
>> Anonymous
>>152707
Fuck you, maybe I want them to be fearless and bloodthirsty for my own amusement
>> Anonymous
>>152713
Feed them all you like. Makes them that much easier to blow up.
>> Anonymous
I hate pigeons more than gulls.
When I was in italy I had the worst desire to fucking kick the little assholes. Even if I went out with my foot to get out a little aggression (never actually hit one), they'd just sit there, look at me and go "haha, you're too chicken, jerk" and then get fed by some fucking tourist after he/she looked at me funny.

Fucking gulls ate better than I did that summer.
>> Anonymous
>>152720
*pidgeons
>> Anonymous
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They're easy to hate, they have no honorable traits. They typically thrive by scavenging and begging. Same with the Canadian Geese that live in this area.

My first day living in SF, I saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon. See pic.
>> Anonymous
>>152721
The D was surgically removed and given to "Hentai/Alternative" as a Christmas present, a few years back. It's just "pigeon".
>> Anonymous
Just get a pet hawk. Take it for walks.
>> Anonymous
>>151555
motherfucking LOL. look at him slowly walk in then quickly trot out after stealing the chips, LOL
>> Anonymous
clearly you've never seen a pidgeon with one leg shorter then the other.
>> Anonymous
copypasta is copypasta
>> Anonymous
I like birds =O
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copypasta is fail
>> Anonymous
>>153094

agreed
>> Viet Bong
>>153091
>>153094
>>153095
Same person, who appears to have accidentally come here instead of /b/.