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Anonymous File :-(, x)
My dog is this fat black lab mix and he's smart as fuck (lacks common sense, though.)
He understands a lot of words and responds based on what he wants. For instance, if he's pestering me I ask "Wanna go outside?" If he does, he starts jumping up and down and going "HOLY SHIT YES" with barking; if he wants food instead he won't respond (no jumping/holyshit) to "Wanna go outside" and'll lead me straight to the food drawer and will generally jump/bark when I go "Want food?" He also knows his name and variations thereof (Onyx, Butts, Buttis, Puppy, Puppis.)
He also knows tricks. He knows sit, down, stay (barely XD), speak, and touch (which is him standing on his hinds to touch my hand with his nose.) He also knows a retarded command called "Dancing!" which means he hops around on his back legs like a retard until his muscles give.
If you grab at his leg while he's trying to sleep and start fussing with his paws (he REALLY hates that) he starts grumbling and whining like if you'd taken a sleepy person and done the same. He can't say "OOOH GOD, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP..." but it sounds like it.
I miss him. Can't wait to see his fat ass after finals are over. When I come home from school sometimes he cries (high-pitched whining) and it's adorable.
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