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I just got a FURminator for my cat.

It will be here tomorrow, what should I expect?
>> Anonymous
If you have a woman living with you expect never to see it after you get it
>> Anonymous
Godjesus wtf
>> Anonymous
I'd stick the handle in my cunt for sure
>> Anonymous
>>299138
>>299139
>>299142
holy jesus you are right I didn't buy a cat brush...I bought a dildo that doubles as a cat brush! How could I have been so blind!
>> Anonymous
more like a MUFFinator amirite?
>> Anonymous
.>>299135
expect the single best shed-stopper grooming tool I've ever seen. Shit is SO cash
>> Anonymous
>>299138
>>299139
>>299142

furminator, great for pussy!
>> Anonymous
yeah, totally thought it was a textured dildo at first glance.

And personally, I like the shed ender pro. Works wonders on my corgi's thick under coat.
>> Anonymous
>>299162
yah the amazon reviews and youtube videos made it look awesome.
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
As long as your cat isn't completely devoid of undercoat, it will work wonders.
>> Anonymous
>>299232
He is a pretty typical tabby I think he has one but cant tell from looking at him... fur is so dark when I look at it is all the same when I peel it back.
>> That Gomez
FURminators are awesome. My cousin's a groomer and she swears by them
>> Anonymous
>>299256
awesome

I will bust it out on my cat after work tomorrow and report back with pics.
>> Stabby
I was really skeptical at first, but my folks got one as a gift and it works wonders.
>> Anonymous
So what is this, anti-shedding or something?
>> Anonymous
you paid $50 for a fur removal tool?
I believe that makes you the tool
Also, looks like a dildo
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Is this just as effective on cats with very long, dense hair? I have a Maine Coon mix and his shedding makes these gross fur tumbleweeds that roll all around my hardwood floored apartment before I can dustbuster them up.
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>> Anonymous
I have one. It will knock out a fuckton of fur. I have also thought of inserting it in myself, but still can't bring myself to do it due tyo the shame of masturbating with my damn cat's brush.
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>> That Gomez
>>299258
just make sure not to use it on your cat too often. It can irritate the skin and pull out hair that doesn't need to be pulled out.

>>299446
They have different brush-lengths for different kinds of coats and different animal sizes.
>> Anonymous
wow, what would probably feel really good in my ass
>> Anonymous
>>299474
Sorry, but this gives me a boner. Wanna fuck?
>> Anonymous
>>299417
you didnt know it is $20 at amazon? That makes you a bad shopper.

Op here I got it today worked wonders but the wind was blowing my pile of hair away and I didn't dare use this inside. I took the first stroke indoors and saw how much fur came off and decided it was defiantly an outside job.

Verdict a must have. I have already messaged 3 friends telling them of this awesome tool.
>> Anonymous
>>299776

Hmm. I should get one of these. Thanks for the input.
>> Anonymous
>>299135
Looks like a flea comb kinda. Looks weird either way. Do you use it like a normal brush or do little areas at a time?
>> Anonymous
>>299788
No, it looks like a dildo. underage b&
>> Anonymous
>>299788
like a normal comb check out one of the many youtube videos this thing has quite the following

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3jg0_8MTC0&feature=related
>> Anonymous
>>299807
Holy crap. I need that. We have two super fluffy cats and our brushes just don't do enough.
>> Anonymous
Can't you unscrew the brush head and keep the handle?
>> Anonymous
>>299474

Dude, as a chick the other day I would have killed to have this fucking brush. I had been watching porn for like two days straight (it's a stress reliever for the first days of classes) and I was ready to fuck anything and everything in the house. I would pay the $50 and just buy a new brush godddaaaamn.
>> Anonymous
>>299984
Try the produce section of your local grocery store. Cucumbers, carrots, corn, ect.

Be sure to wash them first and/or use a condom. Maybe round off rough edges...
>> Anonymous
>>299984
lies no girl is without a good dildo. I am a straight dude and even I have a vibrating butt plug for stimulating my prostate when I fap. When combined with my tenga I cum my face off.
>> Anonymous
>>300663
QFT