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animals fucked to extinction. G.Dub.
"In the place where we were swimming, there were a pair of strangely shaped fish which the locals call bufeo. The story goes that they eat men, rape women and thousands of weird things like that. It is apparently a river dolphin which has, amoung other strange characteristics, genitals like a woman's, so the indians use it as a substitute, but they have to kill the animal when they've finished coitus because a contraction in the genital area stops the penis coming out."

-- Che Guevara, from The Motorcycle Diaries
>> Anonymous
Wait! Wut?
>> Anonymous
Damn Natives! Horny as hell....
>> Anonymous
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Those Indians, so noble...
>> Anonymous
Its like that shaved orangutang they found in some jungle village that was chained up, with makeup and shit on it that guys had sex with.

It was all covered in razor burn, and every time a man came near it, it would bend over and "present itself", from years and years of abuse and brainwashing.

When they tried to take the thing away the villagers were fuckign pissed saying she was like family, and shit, and they had to hold them off while they got the monkey out of there. They probably went hunting and kidnapped another one though to replace it.

Fucked up shit yo.
>> Anonymous
>>248512
Awesome. Pure awesome in this post.
>> Anonymous
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>>248510
Fixed.
>> Anonymous
This post is pure kickass.
>> G.Dub.
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holy fucking shit! he's right!

"If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers."

WTF?! that's even worse than fucking a dolphin.

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php?country=us?reddit=betterTits
>> Anonymous
fapfapfapfap
>> Anonymous
I AM SO SICK OF YOU FAGGOTS JUDGING YOU THINK YOUR SO SUPERIOR WHO ARE YOU TO SAY ITS WRONG FOR THEM TO FUCK...

dolphins? Wtf. Srsly.
>> Anonymous
I don't know why, but I like this thread. It's terrible to fuck animals, but...I don't know. I'm intrigued.