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Anonymous
Hey /an/ I was going to leave the basement but just as I was about to open the door I caught site of this fucker.

Help me ID this snake that I just killed.
>> Anonymous
Milk Snake.
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garter_snake
It *was* a garter snake, a completely harmless and nonvenomous snake.
>> Anonymous
when I was a kid we used to catch and play with those(garter snakes). then one time I caught what I'm pretty sure was a very small baby rattlesnake. I haven't caught a snake since. Besides, snakes exude a horrible smell from a gland when you catch them and it's hard to wash off.
>> Anonymous
>>126116
until it tried to go after /b/ tards that is.
>> Anonymous
Younger rattlesnakes yadda yadda more poison yadda yadda lucky sonofabitch yadda.
>> Anonymous
Poor thing. :(

It was a garter snake, as mentioned before. The worse they can do is sit on you and goddamn they reek of death and ass.
>> Anonymous
it's just a regular, harmless garter snake you fucking retard
>> Anonymous
HOLY SHIT THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING BLACKMOUTH FANGFACE

YOU NARROWLY ESCAPED
>> Anonymous
You fcking tit :(
>> Swallow It
Garter, Blue Ribbon, Blue racer. It was in your basement chasing mice. You lost your pest control now. The only kind of nake you should worry about has a blunt tail like the end of your finger. Safe snakes have long skinny tail like this snake you killed.
>> Anonymous
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
>> Anonymous
garter snake
>> Anonymous
>>127595
That's not always true, ne?

Anyway, snake-killing = frowny face.
>> Anonymous
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Whacking Day makes Lisa sad :(
>> Anonymous
Snake failed his sneaking mission.
>> Anonymous
Good job killing a poor harmless animal jackass
>> Anonymous
>>126210
lulz
>> Anonymous
That's a fucking anaconda.
>> Anonymous
Garder snake
>> Anonymous
its huge for a garter snake imo. I've seen alot but their always small. you fucking killed the garter snake king......
>> Anonymous
How the hell could you have known? It looks exatly like that dangerous kind that's common in my contry. Hands up anyone who wouldn't panic and try to beat that fucker that exact moment. -.-
>> Anonymous
>>127780

*puts hand up*
>> Anonymous
>>127780
oh lawd i dont recognise dat sumtang i gonna beat it to def cuz I am an ignoramus!
>> Anonymous
Hey /an/ Op here. My dog was barking in my backyard today after further inspection i found another snake! identical to the original but slightly smaller.

Lucky i killed it before it caused any harm to my dog.
>> Anonymous
>>127784
See, this is why we can't have nice things like hawt /d/ chicks.
"Omigawd. WTF IS THAT?"
{whackwhackwhack}
"You...you killed my peepee. Uwaaaaah! >;.;<"
>> Anonymous
>>127794
it could not have harmed your dog at all. in the least. at all.
>> Anonymous
>>127794

people like you should be beaten senseless.

or educated.
>> Anonymous
>>126114
Snaaaake a Snaaaake uhhhh it´s a Snaaaake!
>> Anonymous
FUCK YOU O P