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Packrat
My cat is special. Like Shortbus Special.

She likes to try to get into the linen closet by going *under* the door.

Do y'all have "special" cat stories too?
>> Anonymous
A friend of mine has a special cat.

When my friend was younger he was swinging his razor scooter around and smacked the thing in the head. He tells me the cat has never been the same since then. Like it runs into walls and such. Nice enough cat, its name is mittens!
>> Anonymous
I have two cats whose mother is probably inbred (all of the kittens in her litter had bone development problems,) and they are most likely inbred as well. They've got odd fur tufts and just laze around all day. One of them has nose problems too, all of the places she normally sits are covered in green snot.

They were born around the time we got a lab-retriever puppy, and one of the cats is best frinds with the thing.
>> Anonymous
I once had a cat (named "Slick Willie", appropriately enough) that would get so excited to see me that he'd fall out of whatever tree he was perching on and land on his BACK. He also liked to sit in the bushes all day, staring at the birds and meowing loudly at them (thus scaring them off). Yup, bright cat he was.
>> Anonymous
My sister has a retarded cat, Figgaro, he screams and gets limp bodied when you pick him up and try to love him. then he acts like an emo kid and lays in corners and scratches the hell outta his fur until he has a bloody patch of skin. hes only nice if you pet him 2 or 3 times and leave him alone.
>> Anonymous
I had a cat once named Heidi (it was a male cat, too. my mother didnt think checking its gender was relevant to naming it, apparently). He was a fucking jerk. This one time I started petting him, and about 5 seconds in, for no reason at all, he screeches and clawed the fuck out of my face. I threw him off the counter and threw stuff at him. He was probably trying to get back at all of us for misnaming him. Whatever, he was acting weird one day, went out and never came back. Probably was eaten by foxes. I win.
>> Anonymous
When I was little, my sister had a kitten who climbed up a tree and got stuck. My dad went to get a ladder to get the kitten out of the tree, and my mom went out to see if he was all right. For some reason, when he saw my mom, he JUMPED.

My mom didn't manage to catch the kitten, so he landed on the concrete, broke a leg, and knocked out several teeth. We think he also got a concussion or something, because he was really weird after that. Almost immediately after his leg healed he started attempting to chew his own tail off, and when we cured him of that habit, he took to wandering down to the creek, sitting on a rock, and wailing until someone waded out into the water and picked him up.