You know what would be fucking awesome /r9k/?If you were a fucking armadillo. They're like, small rodents or marsupials o some shit, and they've got fucking tank armor around their body. And you wouldn't have to spend any money on food 'cause if you were hungry you just fucking eat something, 'cause you're a fuking armadillo. And you wouldn't have to spend it on video games 'cause you could just go to the top of some hill and roll down and have fun. And if you get pissed at someone you could just fucking maul them, and be like, "Aww, bitch, you didn't just try to step on me, you're going fuking down!" 'cause you're a fucking rodent armadillo, and they can't do shit 'cause you have fucking tank armor. And you know what you could spend your money on if you were a fucking armadillo?Fuckng prostitutes.
Armadillos aren't aggressive, though.
And you'd probably be a leper who stands a good chance of getting hit by a car and/or turned into some redneck's bad taxidermy.
Armadillos are easy for people to catch. Just grab the tail.
Grab it's tail, and get loads of dirt thrown in your face. It's freakin' hilarious to watch. Those guys are made for digging.
and they really really stink..
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>>226857A ball AND a pet? Wtf best pet ever.
Old folks in East Texas still occasionally refer to them by their name during the Great Depression.Hoover Hogs.
>>226857what has evolution done?
>>226859So name it Biscuit.
>>226857And roll out!
You know what would be fucking awesome /an/?If you were fucking an armadillo.