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Anonymous
Long story short, my mom hates snakes but I love them and want a Ball Python as a pet. How should i persuade her into letting me have one?

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>> Anonymous
Kill your mom.
>> Anonymous
You don't. If you want one that badly, you'll wait until you no longer require the approval of a parent.

Also, it's called google.
>> Anonymous
EAT HER
>> Anonymous
Tell her that...

- Ball pythons are relatively easy to take care of and are great for beginners.
- They're not violent at all and they kill their prey by constriction. No huge fangs, no aggression, and no poison!
- If my ball python is any indication, they're shy and harmless.
- (I may be biased) They're one of the most visually appealing pet snakes.
- They're not slimy (for some reason many people seem to think that snakes are slimy...I don't know why. They're not worms...)
>> Anonymous
tell her it'll be the first thing to come into your house that can fill her like a woman should be
>> Anonymous
>>278370

No. Wrong. I've seen this backfire with kids who wanted to keep their balls. They had to get rid of their balls because their mothers wouldn't approve, so often, they'd go to drastic means to remove their balls, leading to emotional damage on both sides. I would say research balls, print off the crucial information, and show your mother. Tell her you want to have some thing to be responsible for and that your balls will make you a man in the end because you've put their life in your hands.

A truly deep reason.

Or just cry.
>> Anonymous
Skimmed over this. Saw
>They had to get rid of their balls because their mothers wouldn't approve, so often, they'd go to drastic means to remove their balls, leading to emotional damage on both sides.
Lol'd hard.
>> Anonymous
Get one when you have your own place.
>> Anonymous
Underage b&
Children shouldn't have pets.
Your mother doesn't want it because she knows, in the end, she will have to take care of it.
Get a life, a job and a place to live.
>> Anonymous
>>278450

Still loling