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How to hold a cat. Anonymous
I have had my cat for about 2 years now and i just started letting him go outside and play in the backyard. When i have to bring him in, i most of the time gotta go grab him and bring him in. tell me /an/ what is the proper way to hold a cat?
>> Anonymous
just lol
>> Anonymous
you've had a cat 2 years and you don't know how to pick it up? what?

make your hand into a spock "live long and prosper" shape. your first two fingers go between the front legs, and the others cradle the cat's ribcage. If your cat is small enough, you can then grip the rest of the body between your arm and ribcage. If the cat is heavy, you'll want to put your other hand under their back feet so they have something to stand on and support their weight.
>> Anonymous
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and then just hold it like a baby (if your cat tolerates it)
>> Anonymous
with your penis
>> Anonymous
>>165710
this is awesome