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Stingray leaps into boat, stabs man in chest

MIAMI, Florida (Reuters) -- A leaping stingray stabbed an 81-year-old Florida boater in the chest, authorities said Wednesday, leaving its poisonous stinger lodged close to his heart in an incident recalling the one that killed Australian TV naturalist Steve Irwin last month.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/19/stingray.reut/index.html
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OMG GUESS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!
>> Anonymous
does that mean irwin killed himself by pulling the barb out?
>> Anonymous
>>43167
Could be.
If you get stabbed by some sharp of pointy thing, don't rip it out.
You'll bleed to death.
>> Anonymous
>>43168
think irwin of all people would have known that..
>> Anonymous
>>43179
Don't think so. That Irwin guy did sound quite stupid most of the time.
>> Anonymous
>>43192

happy/enthusiastic=/=stupid
>> Anonymous
Now the stingrays have gone too far this time. The international community must react and say: No more! Imposing embargoes is a start.
>> Anonymous
>>43168

the barb is poisonous, you have to pull it out right away so all the poison doesn't enter your body
>> Anonymous
naval blockade is the only solution
>> Anonymous
>>43227
Osama Bin Laden bombs the WTC, then hides in caves. Stingrays attack Steve Irwin, then hide in underwater caves. Coincidence? I think not. You let one fish go, all the other fishies think that they can do whatever they want too. Yeah... We need to wage war on the ocean. They're so anti-Democracy.
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Its not a sting ray this time
it was a spotted eagle ray
Still LOL
>> Anonymous
First Steve Irwin, now this? This is NOT a "freak accident" as the BBC claims. This, my friend, is a COORDINATED ATTACK.

"Attacks on humans are extremely rare, scientists say." Yeah, just like attacks by al Qaeda!

We must rise to meet the Stingray Menace! If we don't, then the stingrays have already won!

9/04/06 NEVAR FORGET!
>> Anonymous
Why would a Stingray jump to a boat just to attack somebody?
>> Anonymous
>>43334
To stop the infidel from polluting the holy ocean.
>> Anonymous
>We need to wage war on the ocean.

We've been doing that for decades.
>> Anonymous
>>43167
>>43168

Irvin got stabbed directly into the heart. He didn't stand a chance no matter if he pulled it out or not. This guy, however, only got stabbed *close to the heart* so he may survive.
>> Anonymous
Nope, this guy got stabbed in the heart as well. They had the Doctor on TV explaining exactly what structures of the heart were penetrated by the barb, and how they removed it from the heart.

He theorized one reason why this guy lived (so far) and Irwin did'nt is because in this case the barb was left in place, and it plugged it's own hole so there was little bleeding, whereas Irwin yanked out the barb.

If you go to CNN.com you can watch the video of the Dr. explaining this...
>> Anonymous
link or it didn't haOH SHI-