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Anonymous
Okay so.

I'm eating my breakfast. Strawberries, right? Delicious. Best strawberries I have had in years. Awesome, right?

Anyway, there's a little lumpy thing in it. Oh noes. I flick it out with my fork, thinking it's a bit of green that didn't get cut off. It's......... it's greyish and slimy.

So I flick it onto the table and watch for a second, and it MOVESSSSSS... IT MOVESSSS. After a few seconds, it pokes its head out, little feeler things, OH GOD IT'S A TINY SLUG.

kinda cute, mostly disgusting, gtfo my breakfast.

And now the question is............... CAN I EAT THE REST OF MY STRAWBERRIES? THEY'RE REALLY FUCKING GOOD :(
>> Anonymous
Eat them. It has a bug, okay so what protein? Plus, having a bug means they likely came from a farmers market. Farmers market strawberries= REALLY FUCKING GOOD. Not to mention, no pesticides that can hurt you, and no genetically enhanced bullshit.

Chow away my friend!
>> Anonymous
>>271190
Infact, now that I see the size of the slug, you don't even have to wash them. Fuck you, slug.
>> Anonymous
mmmmmmmmm strawberries

I don't want to kill it. Garden?
>> Anonymous
>>271195
Sure, flick it out into the garden.

Too bad you don't have any pet birds; they'd find it a tasty treat.
>> Anonymous
>>271196
IRONICALLY. I gave mine away two days ago, 'cause I'm going away for school and can't take her with me.
>> Anonymous
Eat slug.
Fuck strawberries.
Sell dishes.
>> Anonymous
>>271267
Eat dishes.
Fuck slug.
Sell strawberries.
>> Anonymous
Put salt on the slug.
>> Anonymous
Don't put it in the garden. It will eat everything there. Put it in your neighbor's garden.
>> Anonymous
>>271375

listen to this man.
>> Anonymous
>>271587
But it's too late!

And it was just a teeny slug!
>> Anonymous
>>271589
Your garden is now dead, congratulation.

>You are now breathing manually too.
>> David
its mad
u just ate its family
>> Anonymous
>>271188
that pic needs a "no u" caption
>> Anonymous
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>>271594
Ew D: Do nottt want.
>> Anonymous
Don't be such a big girl's blouse.
>> Anonymous
>>271695
I like how the camera focused on your face more than it did on the bug. I'dr ather see the bug :<
>> Anonymous
>>271695
gb2 posting cats on /b/