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>>131274 What is not to love about these things? They have a badass name, Whip Scorpions or Vinegaroons. Tell me that's not bad ass. If you walked up to somebody on the street, and they were all like " I keep VINEGAROONS, they spray a FUCKING ACID MIST WHEN YOU PISS THEM THE FUCK OFF!!!!" Oh yeah, it doesn't even stop with acid, some of them can spray CHLORINE! FUCKING CHLORINE! Tell me you wouldn't be like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S BAD ASS!" Then they're black and shiny, and they have FUCKING SPIKES on their palps. I mean look at that shit, it's ready to rip the fuck into some pussy ass crickets! They're so bad ass, that they don't even NEED 8 legs! Two of 'em are feelin' legs, that they don't even use to walk. I bet other arachnids see that shit and they're like "Oh fuck I better slow my roll, this motherfucker is so bad ass it just uses two legs to feel shit with!" They don't need any pussy ass silk or venom or shit because they're HARD FUCKING CORE and just fucking CRUSH THEIR ENEMIES AND DEVOUR THEM! HOLY FUCKING SHIT THESE GUYS ARE FUCKING RIGHTEOUS!!
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