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Anonymous
Hey /an/,

I kind of want an English Mastiff.. but I'm kind of worried. Are they safe?
>> Anonymous
Lots of poop
>> Anonymous
They are very safe, but the flood of drool will possibly force you out of your house and into a lifeboat. They make "flubbada" noises when they blow air through their jowls, and sputter that drool everywhere if you're holding a treat. And they certainly are good at farting.

But you will definitely be an attention getter in public ("OMGZ WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT", "what a big dog!" etc), and your home won't be at the top of the list for burglary.
>> Anonymous
That horse on the right is the strangest one I've ever seen.
>> stabby
Like any other breed, they're as "safe" as their owner is a capable dog owner.
>> Anonymous
that is a shop right? the shadow looks small compared to the dog
>> Anonymous
Vagina face
>> That Gomez
>>219445
facepalm.jpg
>> Anonymous
>>219445
of course it's a shop, that is actually a Shetland pony on the left