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Anonymous
/an/, I need your help.

Our neighbors have an anoying as fuck collie that will bark at us whenever we leave our house - while taking out the trash, while working in the garden, while having barbecue...
Our neighbours don't really give a fuck about it because the stupid cur "is a guard dog and guard dogs need to bark".

So /an/, how do I inconspicously poison a dog?
>> Nona !!AISINw20bpg
With love.
>> Anonymous
/an/, I need your help

Our neighbors have an annoying as fuck Pope, who is always Catholic whenever we leave our house...
>> Anonymous
>>268090
You poison it with a public nuisance complain. Tell them it was you and if they don't train their dog to be a proper guard dog, and not just a noisy cunt, you will have their dog taken away for poor treatment by the local animal protection group.
>> Anonymous
>>268110
This, but without the idle threat.
>> Anonymous
>>268095
Naw, that won't work. Fucking the damn pooch to death isn't exactly inconspicous, you know...

>>268110
Naw, it doesn't work that way here. Stupid laws don't care about how annoying the damn cur is as long as it isn't barking louder than a certain db threshold for a certain amount of hours daily.
>> Anonymous
Can't you see? He's trying to tell you that Timmy fell in the well again!
>> Anonymous
>>268090
Toss some food over the fence and fatten it up. It will associate strangers with food.
>> Anonymous
>>268090
No fucking wonder the dog is barking at you?

Obviously can tell you're a douchebag, that kills animals like him.
I'd bark my head off at you too. Fag.