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Anonymous
The armys newest plan to protect troops from terrorists, standard issue puppies.
>> Anonymous
That lil' fucker looks vicious
>> Anonymous
Battle puppy.
>> Anonymous
Why does he have a puppy? X.x
>> Anonymous
>>121920
last resort sidearm.
>> Anonymous
>>121930
So, they toss puppies at terrorists?
>> Anonymous
>>121941

Well dogs are just as bad as pigs to Muslims. So, it is either toy dogs, and who wants that yappy piece of shit with you, when you can have a puppy?
>> Anonymous
>>121945

Puppy's used to sniff out suicide bombers. Everyone knows, suicide bombers are fundamentalist Islamists, and as 121945 says, don't like dogs. So the trooper lets the puppy on the floor, and the puppy will go automatically to the least likely to welcome it, ie. suicide bombers. Or someone holding a bacon rasher. But as Muslims don't eat pigs, he has to be a fundie Muslim.
>> Anonymous
Wouldn't it make more sense to have cat launchers?
>> Anonymous
Yes, that would make much more sense.
>> Anonymous
well the devil's supposed to look like a cat according to muslims, like he looks like some goat dude to us. so a catlauncher is fine too.
>> Anonymous
So think it through, are you shit scared when you see a goat? No.

So why should they be worried about cats or dogs?
>> Anonymous
>>122702
Unclean, and if you die unclean, likelyhood of virgins = NOT GOOD
>> Anonymous
>>122702
Because they're even bigger fanatics than Christians?