Anyone know how to get rid of turkey vultures?These cocksuckers have invaded my dad's deck.
NO DONT GET RID OF THEM!!!!!!! keep them as ur minions! let them do ur bidding !!!!!
They'll leave once he dies and they've picked the bones clean.
shoot them, with a gun
>>258874It's an upscale neighborhood. I don't think that would go over too well.
>>258869>>258870I lol'd
Can you pet them?
Breed them with monkeys, they will then be your loyal servants.
use an air rifle. there quiet and good for small animes, and under $100.
Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918
Yes, kills those animes!
I'd like to have so many birds that big.You should keep them and try to pet a young one.
>>258889this. also you don't have to kill all of them. shooting one will scare the rest off, and continue knocking them out until your area is a a deadzone.
If you do shoot one best be damned sure nobody will call the cops to check up on the place because>>258895that.
you can kill all the people you allways wanted to, then thy'll take care of the rest
bring them lots of carrion, and in return, you will never have to buy eggs at the grocery store again.
Keep them as pets. All of them.
why in FUCK would u want to get rid of them! there like... the most bad ass birds!!! ill trade houses w/ ur dad!
Where's your dad live? That's a fucking exquisite view.
>>258867TEAR GAS GRENADE(S)
Become a turkey vulture whisperer, and get them to do your evil bidding.
Build a suit of feathers, mate with there kind.BECOME KING!
FUCKthat is AWESOMEwhy would you want to get rid of them? train them to be your servants.seriously. if people see a massive flock of turkey vultures around your house, who the fuck is ever going to bother you?this is obviously an omen. your dad is the chosen one. he is the new grim reaper.also two thingsyou can try using a hose and i believe those are black vultures.but seriously get moar pics plz
Yep, look like black vultures to me.Black vulture = Coragyps atratusTurkey vulture = Cathartes auraTurkey vultures are a bit bigger than that and have pink heads rather than the blackish heads of those birds thar.BTW assume you're in Dixie somewhar. Them birds are suthuners.
>>258958not OP but i'm in NJ and we have both turkey and black vultures everywhere.
>>258934Eastern TN on a cliff overlooking Boone Lake. It is an amazing view. I think that's why these guys are congregating there. They can scope out dead things from up there.
They are waiting for your old pops to toss some burgers on the charcoal girl. You see, these birds here have a very high love for good old charcoal grillin'. Indeed, they're the most noble of all God's creatures.Hallelujah.
Get a radio and blast metal. That should keep them away. It works for racoons
Run out there yelling and stomp around? That scares most animals.
Maybe you should summon the animal control, see if they can do anything for you.
>>258867Dude, you are bigger than them. Any non-infected animal that is smaller than you will run away from you.Run outside yelling waving your arms and chase them. They will run/fly away.
>>259031not necessarily true. Also, they may just come back when you leave.
if u cant afford an air rifle make a glove gun >http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Glove-Gun<and shoot ballbearings at them it should scare them off. if u kill one tie some of its feathers along the railings, to a chair, wind chime or somthin and they probly wont come back
>>259029Out of all of these ideas, this is the only one I'd really trust. Although, if you get an airsoft pistol, that'd not only be fun, but it more than likely will not kill them. So it's humane... Kinda...
hose+water=profithose them down!
>>259049I kill spiders with my Airsoft shotgun at work.
Poison them. Mix up some meat with a little rat poison and tadaa - no more birdies.
walk around the deck with fireworks. they won't know what to think.probably not eh best idea to pick a fight with 20 turkey vultures though.did you happen to spill some bad meat on your deckand not clean it up properly?maybe try one of those wol eye windsock/lantern things or such?
You can feed them. Maybe they'll leave.
>>258867Poison them. Just leave common rat poison and slug bait around, and say "oops, forgot about those damn birds".
Tell us where you live, and come next morning they will be gone. Them's good eatin'.
illegal to kill.>>258895but if u keep feeding them they will soon fall under your control. then u can walk around in all black and no one will call u emo. you'll be the omen of death.
>>258889>good for small animes>animes>animes>animes
>>258889
>>258889>>258898>>259165>>259275I lol'd.
>>258895Break this law, and challenge it in court with a damn good lawyer. No way in hell this is constitutional
>>260053Indeed. Such a law is clearly a violation of the 'Right to shoot and chase birds off your property' amendment and there's no way it will stand up in court despite being federal law for 90 years.
>>260053why the fuck not?they are BIRDS. do you really think they know they aren't suppose to be there?plus these motherfuckers clean up roadkill. im thankful for having these things everywhere because my state left it up to the towns to pick up our roadkill and my town doesn't feel like doing it.
why has no one suggested feeding them rice, turkey vultures have a terrible fear of rice and will fly away when offered it
Go out there and spray the fuckers with mace.... Just keep doing it untill they don't come back anymore.
>>260053is not familiar with the constitution.
LOL turkey vultures...Dang I never seen an invasion like this before...it's not Thanks Giving...you need an exterminator to ambush those uninvited guests.