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Anonymous
>>299860 You had a rat fraternity nest somewhere nearby and a bunch of them got VERY plastered. Drunken shenanigans ensued, resulting in the aforementioned shaving by his giggling friends while previously mentioned rat was passed out drunk. Lurching to his tiny feet sometime later when his other rat buddies had also passed out, he must have gone looking for the bathroom, and in a still half-boozed state staggered into your washing machine instead, tragically ending his itty-bitty life. It was an accident that would go on to shake the foundation of the whole local rat community and would bring about the permanent disbanding of the Rat fraternity, eta beta cheez.
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