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Anonymous
ITT: Jumping Spiders

O HAI THERE.
>> Anonymous
kinda looks like he's giving up the bird.
>> Anonymous
He's just waving hi.
>> Anonymous
I found one of these hiding next to my turtle tank last week, he was very adorable but ran from me and disapeared.

I was sad and figured he'd died by now but I saw him this morning chilling by the turtles when I got up.

SOO CUTE
>> Anonymous
>>336295
do you think he is trying to eat the turtles or just socializing?
>> Anonymous
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>>336282
My brother! Join me in the world of higher knowledge!
>> Anonymous
This little guy needs a tophat and a cane.
>> Anonymous
Jumpies are the best. I've always liked them. That being said...when I was in Missouri I picked up one of the little black ones with green marks on its back. Its legs would hardly have reached the edges of a dime. Next thing I knew there was a shooting pain in my finger that felt like a stab with a red hot needle. I flinched and the spider went into the grass somewhere. My finger hurt for half an hour and there was a little gray spot where it bit me until the pain went away.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=6974&n=sir_spider.swf&w=200&h=175

Browse /f/ more.

It's the cool board.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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I want to see the jumping spider waving a flag.
>> Anonymous
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Found this one in my bathroom. It's enjoying fly numnums.
>> Anonymous
Having a staredown with a Jumping Spider is one of the coolest things in the world.
>> Anonymous
>>337050

Then it jumps in your fucking face.
>> Anonymous
>>337236


truth
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q3bgMaD8bA

D'aawwwww
>> Anonymous
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Those fuckers are the worst. I was camping once, and saw one of those fuckers on the car door. I am arachnaphobic, so I ever so slightly started to inch away, when THE BASTARD SHOTS WEB RIGHT ONTO MY CHEST! Fucker was gonna jump right on over to me, if I didn't swat the strand down and ran like hell.

>>336331
thats what you get for being a spider loving faggot
>> Evil Lord Proteus !Pf61BYvMqU
>>337014
>Found this one in my bathroom. It's enjoying fly numnums

Then it is being useful. Just make sure it doesnt stray from a corner and doesnt breed. D:
>> Anonymous
I've only ever had one jump at me, and that's because I was finger-walking towards it. At first it waved it's forelegs at me, but then it jumped.

Another time I was leaning with my arm ontop of a car talking to someone when I felt a light brushing against the back of my arm. I looked and one was waving those same forelegs. I guess it had wanted to climb on me but then I moved away.
>> Anonymous
>>337746
i have a tarantula (mexican red knee) and when she holds her forelegs up in the air i know to leave her alone; its an aggressive warning stance
>> Anonymous
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>>336331
Wow, Anon. Did you survive the vicious spider attack?
>> Anonymous
>>337770
No, i actually died an hour later.
>> Anonymous
>>337250

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld7lgtakB0U
>> Anonymous
>>337781

FFFFF

Fucking zombie, I'll be over at your house in a few minutes.
>> Anonymous
>>337800
what weapons are you gonna bring,anon? best go prepared.
undead are usually weak against fire lol