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Lazer shooting kitties!!! Anonymous
Hai /an/!

My kitty shoots lazers...
this isn't normal right? :( I barely dodgde her attack when I was trying to capture this phenomenon. Now, my apartement starting to look like a swiss cheese and i haven't slept in like four days... plz help me... :(
>> Anonymous
in b4 kill it with fire
in b4 do a barrel roll
>> Anonymous
guise? I'm desperate... :(
>> Barksalot !!bUy38Am5hmk
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>>234044
You just have to learn to live with it, son. You can try keeping your blinds closed at day and at night, use a small candle to light your way to the toilet. I speak from experience:

<---- My cat.
>> Barksalot !!bUy38Am5hmk
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Almost forgot....

<---- My laser-proof suit.
>> Anonymous
>>234081
I'll write it down... thnx!
Every day is an adventure with her, I mean, I don't want her to get all "shoop da whoop" on my ass all of a sudden.

Any other advice guise? I don't really have money to buy an lazer-proof suit... :(
>> Anonymous
SNL Laser Cats!
Do it!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
circle strafe

and use a shotgun, a bad shot will probably still catch with the spray if youre in the same room
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>> Anonymous
>>234044
WHOAH!

This is probably the fiercest lazer-kitty I've ever seen! A fine specimen!
>> Anonymous
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Charging his lasers... he dislikes that I touched his internets. I managed to get away, and I lined my computer area with mirrors after that.
>> Anonymous
>>234155
The person who capture this died right?
>> Anonymous
>>234213
Glad to hear you're ok... if i saw my cat charging her lazers in front of me i would shit bricks!
>> Anonymous
>>234214
I just found a camera next to burned corpse.
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Seeking target..
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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TARGET ACQUIRED
>> Anonymous
Cats have reflectors in their eyes. It helps them see better in low light. They do not have laser firing mechanisms in their eyes.
>> Anonymous
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
>> Anonymous
>>234451
Thank you for enlightening us. Pun INTENDED, BITCH.
>> Anonymous
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BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
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This is ashley, he will burn your brain until you die... or whine until you leave.
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