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Anonymous
weird things you have caught your pets doing.
i just caught my bird masturbating. =/
pic related.
>> Lean Pocket !!8QWaWMZAdud
I would fuck the shit out of that bird.
>> Anonymous
ive caught both my rats masturbating and i caught my weiner dog masturbating by spinning around in circles with his penis in his mouth spraying everything everwhere.

was pretty damn funny
>> Anonymous
How exactly does an animal masturbate? I suspect my chinchilla.
>> Anonymous
My female parrot masturbates all the time
>> Anonymous
>>329798

>i just caught my bird masturbating. =/
>pic related.

I love that "Ohhhhhh shi..." look on its face, too. Good pic, OP.
>> Anonymous
masterbaition is not that weird for birds, most parrots do it at one time or another. like people.

i have a father/son pair of cockatiels that are gay for each other. they can't figure out who's top, though and always end up fighting over it.
>> Anonymous
ALL of my cockatiels do this.
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
Aww it's blushing!
>> Anonymous
fuck it's a cockatiel!

they are always jacking off!
>> Anonymous
My rabbits hump each other. Except it is the wrong way round. The female one humps the male, but he is neutered so I guess that is why.

My hedgehog must fap because well, he gets his juice all over his fleeces >.> Ive heard that it is common with hedgehogs, dirty bastards.
>> Anonymous
Pet animals get urges, film at 11.

Weird thing about budgies is that they do this stuff even if there's no nesting holes available. Usually their reproduction thingamabob only switches on in the presence of a dark spot where nesting is plausible.
>> patrick­­
>>330044
little info, my female dog humps this big duck toy we have for her, shes a small pug/shitzu mix(thnk duck like in click) apparently its Territorial, that may be why the female humps the male
>> Anonymous
>>330044
You should spay your female to avoid uterine cancer.
>> Anonymous
>>330109

Well she is already nine, been healthy all her life, I think it is a bit late.
>> Anonymous
if you keep an animal in captivity and deprive it from pursuing the company of members of the opposite sex, of course it's going to get desperate. poor little birdie. if you have a heart go purchase a wench bird for your little boy birdie NOW!
>> Anonymous
We just got a puppy and she is still too light to get neutered yet. She likes to hump my other female (shes fixed) for territory/dominance?? She doesnt humps her back, she humps her head....
>> Anonymous
p.s. and she better be a looker with a tight cloaca!
>> Anonymous
>>330130
Doesn't quite work that way. Parrots aren't like dogs: they won't just up and start fucking right off the bat provided the female is in heat. No, they've got all this bullshit that comes with being a smart animal, like they have to like one another or at least get along pretty well, and if one of them is a tsundere little bitch then the male needs to stand up to her (and with e.g. budgies that doesn't happen a lot, the males being more cooperative than bitey) and so forth.

Two birds is better than one mostly because they keep one another company, more stimulus, fewer cage neuroses.
>> GENTLEMEN
My bird did that all the time. He'd even do it to our hands. >_>
>> Anonymous
Is that cardboard all wet from him...doing it?

I have no idea what it looks like when birds jack off.
>> Anonymous
this will become such masturbatory fodder for furries
>> Anonymous
I have two male 'tiels who have never shown any interest in each other, but goddamn the older one would be going at my hand 24/7 if he was ever allowed. Being the victim of attempted rape by a bird a twentieth of your size is intimidating, to say the least.

PS: Them humping inanimate objects is fine, but it's unhealthy to let them do it to you. They start believing they're, uh, dominant.