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Anonymous
So I have an oscar, but it seems that he saves up his shits, because whn he does, they're huge! How can I prevent this?

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>> Anonymous
rub his nose in it and say NO!
>> Anonymous
I suppose I could do that. I was thinking more along the lines of a change in diet.
>> Anonymous
maybe he just likes the big poops. You have to admit there's a certain feeling of euphoria that comes with passing a mystic granite log, you see spots, get light headed, the works. Maybe your oscar gets that sensation and craves it.
>> Anonymous
How big is your oscar and what are you feeding it?
>> Anonymous
My Oscar is about 3 inches long and I feed it cichlid pelets. I feed it about a mouth full of them twice a day.
>> Anonymous
massage his prostate gland
>> Anonymous
I'll be sure to do that. What should I use, a toothpic?
>> Anonymous
pour laxative in his tank.
>> Anonymous
Seriously, his shits are the size of tootsy rols.
>> Anonymous
>>198645
The butterfly oo thats old
Let me see that tootsee roll
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let me see that tootsie roll
>> Anonymous
Give it some vegetable food twice a week and do not feed it one day a week. In the wild almost all aquarium fish eat some sort of greens. Good vegetables to give is zucchini, the favorite vegetable of almost any fish - slice a piece, put in microwave for 20 sec, or until it becomes soft (careful, hot), and then put in your tank. You might need vegie clip - a piece of plastic that can hold vegie in the tank. Other good choice is salad, but not all fish like it. Peas are very good, I buy frozen peas and thaw them in the cap of water. After that I remove the hard outer shell and crash pea in the tank so my little barbs can eat them. Some people do not crash peas, some microwave them first. Peas are especialy recomended if your fish is constipated - it helps them as good as it helps human.
tl;dr feeding dry food only is bad and you should feel bad, give your fish a cucumber.
>> Anonymous
>>198601

fibre, motherfucker, ever heard of it?
>> Anonymous
>>198601

Feed it some bugs... our fish would fight over them.
>> Anonymous
>>198640
Twice a day may be too much, you should fast your fish at least twice a week. The large amount of food may be the reason he shits bricks. He is only 3 inches long OP...
>> Anonymous
>>198608

this is because you are stimulating your prostate gland
the same thing that happens when someone shoves a dick up your ass

you might be gay
>> Anonymous
>>198740

Twice a day is the minimum for a baby 3 inch Oscar. You SHOULD be feeding it 4 times a day. Babies need mad amount of food.
>> Anonymous
Maybe it just has huge guts?