Dear /an/.There's a Roadrunner in my backyard. It's chasing away all the other birds... how do I catch it?
try painting a fake tunnel on a nearby rock
Grab some roller blades, a net, and a rocket. Everything should be ordered from the acme company in order to be successful.
coyote
Drop an anvil on it.
i heard that the acme catalog has a pretty nice selection of bird traps.
Get a female decoy roadrunner and cover it in glue.
seemed appropriate
ITT tripfags
You'll never catch it. Try using explosive birdseed.
dont worry about it.
You should learn how to dance. Roadrunners love a good dancer.
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why on earth they drew it like an ostrich? :\
Why would you want to catch it?
Use a pokeball dude.