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Anonymous
Sup /an/,

What's the easiest, fastest, and most importantly, most painless way to kill a fish? My old gourami who has long outlived his tank mates has a huge tumor and watching him bump against the glass upside down, waiting for death, is tearing me up inside.

;_____;
>> Anonymous
ive heard dropping them in a glass of club soda or vodka works well, the vodka probly real fast and painles
>> te-kun !Tkuncv4dfQ
>>236201
warm vodka should burn (try drop it in a cut)

Maybe if you put it in the freezer (it would get colder than the water)
>> Anonymous
Yeah, do the freezing method. Or the ice-water method which is basically the freezing method except with ice in the water. Mrr. We do it all the time to our sick fish. We've raised guppies, swordtails and mollies ever since I can remember. Ice is best.

I'm sorry about your fish, by the way, I had to do that to my massive black moor who was dying of old age. .__.
>> Anonymous
Get a Cat
>> Anonymous
Swallow the fish
>> Anonymous
Got a turtle?
>> Anonymous
frozen vodka works instantly. I have had to euthanise dying fish before, tried ice water but it actually took 20+ seconds, i felt bad about that. Frozen vodka works pretty instantly and supposedly numbs them all up.
>> Anonymous
Shoot it with a pump shotgun
>> Anonymous
A big mallet.
>> Anonymous
clove oil is a humane euthanasia method