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Anonymous
My apartment is currently infested with Bed bugs, cockroaches, ants, Gnats and Daddy long legs...

Why the fuck does God hate me?
>> Anonymous
Because you touch yourself at night.
>> Anonymous
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Here. Make these.
>> Anonymous
Stop living like a fucking hobo then.
>> Gehirn
That sucks. A lot.

The gnats are really pretty harmless and are just there to scavenge. The daddy long-legs are harmless also, and while the presence of a lot of them can be irritating, at least they're eating your other pests.

Ants are hard. Try to find where they're coming in and sprinkle dish soap and pepper around their entry point.

Keeping an extremely clean home is important and will give your pests fewer places to hide and/or breed, and less food to eat.

Bedbugs are your worst pest. Not only are they a parasite, they are more difficult to get rid of than cockroaches (said the exterminator my landlord sent to deal with my own bedbug infestation), they are not related to slovenly conditions and can thrive in a very clean home, and they can live for over a year without food.

Call a professional. Also, research all your pests, and especially the bedbugs, and how you can help treat the infestation yourself. Also look up how to prepare for professional treatment and how to keep them from coming back.
>> Anonymous
Use a bug bomb. Works pretty well.