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Which came first; the gecko or the egg? Anonymous
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/1966106/What-came-first---the-egg-or-the-gec
ko-inside.html

"The bizarre discovery was made by a doctor in Darwin as he made dinner earlier this week.

Peter Beaumont broke open an egg and was shocked to find a dead gecko inside. “I was cracking the eggs into a pan when I noticed one of them was all cloudy. I looked at the shell and saw a tiny gecko,” he said.

The lizard could not have entered the egg after it was cracked open because it was embedded between the interior of the shell and the egg’s membrane, he said."
>> Anonymous
>>250137
huh...
>> sage
Chicken ate gecko it somehow was embedded in the cloaca and ... oh hell This guy is lying.
>> Anonymous
>>250177
no. gecko climbed INTO cloaca.
they aren't 100% sure yet how it happened, but thats the theory.
>> Anonymous
that was one kinky gecko
>> Anonymous
>>250137
for fuck sake! just eat your egg and move on!
>> Anon
WTF is it with Geckos and chicken eggs? Came acrossed nearly the exact same story years ago. Guy cracked open egg, gecko was in the frying pan embedded in the yolk.
>> Anonymous
Freaking geckos are unbirthing fetishists...
>> Anonymous
That's as nasty as shit, I would be terrified to crack an egg and find one of those damn things inside.
>> Anonymous
geico has gone too far with viral marketing this time
>> Anonymous
This is obviously proof of God's work on this earth. Repent, sinners!!!
>> Anonymous
I thought everybody knew that geckos love chicken vagina.

Gecko trap

egg = chicken period???
>> Anonymous
Saved a whole bunch of money on car insurance
>> Blackarachnia's giant robot tits !bXU0gE0lts
Can you imagine being the gecko in that scenario?