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Boss Nigger
Now this is the story all about how my life got turned flipped upside-down, Now i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how my rabbit became Prince of the couch.
In a little crap house, born 'n raised, the couch is where I would spend most of my days, chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and watchin some porno up on the tube.
When my little rabbit that was up to no good, started makni trouble in my lvin room, he smashed one little remote and my mom got scared, and she said "You're movin with your soda and your snacls over there.
I begged and pleaded with her, second after second, but she got my snacks, and threw them the other way, she gave me a kiss 'n she gave me my ticket, I put my sock back on and said, "Might as well kick it!"
the other side of the room, yo this shit sucks, it's hard to fap right into these socks, is this what the other side of the room is like? Man, this is not alright.
I whistled for my rabbit and when it came near I PUNCHED IT'S SHIT IN and said "Get the fuck outta here!" If anything I could say this rabbit was fucked, but I thought Naw forget it, Yo rabbit some back here!
The cops, pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled the rabbit "Yo homes, feed ya later!" Looked at my jail cell I was finally here, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Jail-Air.
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