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Doggeh vs. Cato Anonymous
[X]Dog
[]Cat
[X]Velociraptor


dugs r superior bcause they obey!
>> Anonymous
get a dog AND a cat.

/thread
>> Anonymous
>>159596

1. Get a velociraptor
2. Get eaten
3. ????
4. Profit
>> That Gomez
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>>159831
>> Anonymous
Velociraptors are superior because they control the world government from a secret base on the dark side of the moon. It's true because I read it on the internets.
>> Anonymous
>>159847

I bet you're a gurl too.
>> Anonymous
>>159921
with 3 bewbs
>> Anonymous
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A big dog would kill a velociraptor no problem at all. The dog in OP's pic would too.
>> Anonymous
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>>159921
Jesus Christ! How did you know?

Also, tits.
>> Anonymous
>>159949
Let's see...

A Velociraptor has:
* mouthfull of razor-sharp teeth
* three wicked claws per arm
* sickle-claws + two normal curved claws in each leg

A dog has:
* strong jaws

Yeah, I can see why you'd think the dog wins...
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>159980
And feathers, the raptor has feathers.
>> Anonymous
>>159982
How does that help?
>> Anonymous
>>159980
Yes, but the velociraptor is smaller, and I think they'd be moar fragile than the dog. A powerful dog could kill or disable the raptor with one bite.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>159986
Awesomeitidue
>> Anonymous
>>159992
Hard to say. We need to start resurrecting Velociraptors and make them fight big dogs to see which one wins more often.
>> Anonymous
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I got yer champ right here!
>> Anonymous
>>160028
which one?
>> Anonymous
>>159992
Assuming it could get that first bite in. Roosters can seriously fuck up fairly big predators even though they're small, fragile, have clawless wings instead of arms and only spurs and a beak to use as weapons. Now imagine a dog-sized rooster with teeth, really nasty arms and killing claws.
>> Anonymous
Dogs are pussys. Your put a dog and a raptor in a room together and wait 5 mins and you will have a room with a squishy red floor and a well fed raptor. Raptors are #1 Smart as hell compared to dogs #2 Fucking claws everywhere #3 Waaaay more agile #4 and as shown in jurassic park, the only thing that can really stop raptors is unix