Hello, my name is Henry. I'm older than your great granpa.
Hi henry, wat do you want with us?
Well, now that I have had 111 years to ponder the subject, I have finally discovered the meaning of life.Would /an/ like to hear what it is?
>>290800what is it?
It's fucking.http://ecoworldly.com/2008/08/14/dinosaur-descendant-reptile-loves-sex-again-henry-the-tuatara-becomes-dad-at-111-years-of-age/
How is this thing still alive!?
i wish i could live as long as that thing
when we are all dead that thing will just start to be getting into old age
It's a tuatura. They have the slowest metabolism in the animal world and therefore live the longest. The young actually have a third eye on their foreheads but they serve no purpose and get covered in scales as they age. They also have slow reproductive systems and make sloths look like mice/rabbits
They should introduce the species to other cooler places in the world before it's too late.
>>291111>They have the slowest metabolism in the animal worldNo.