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Anonymous
>>212905 if you were really concerned about the cost all you need is this to save her life.
Gin Hacksaw Frying pan
Give the dog a shot of gin. That should throw it for a loop and stop its suffering.
Then, when it's nice and drunk, saw the bad leg off with the hacksaw. It won't feel a thing.
Oh, I forgot to mention, you should have had the pan cooking on high heat on the stove since before you started the operation. After you saw the leg off you need to press the frying pan to the stub. The heat will sear the wound shut, cauterizing it, and prevent infection. You should still pour some gin on the wound every once in a while to stave off infection until its fully healed.
Think this is too harsh for your dog?
Well, this kind of surgery was done on PEOPLE during the civil war. The reasons for these surgeries failing were death by shock, infection from lack of sterile instruments, and death from an unrelated disease after the fact. If you limit all of these factors, you can successfully amputate your dog's leg, at home, at minimal cost.
But it's too late for that now, isn't it, you fucking failure. I'll have you know that when I served in the Peace Corps in Chad (country in Africa, not a person) the Surgeons at our village were often so under supplied that they had to perform operations in this manner, and that they would have been able to save THEIR dog's life in this way, even though they had no money whatsoever.
You fail at life, friend.
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