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The joke's on you, bitch! Anonymous
I broke up with my ex over a year ago. She dumped me right before she started going to college, as there was a new crowd of guys over there. (I'm a year older than her, so I had already "experienced" college). Shortly after that, I had discovered that she cheated on me. Anyway, the bitch comes crawling back to me a week ago saying that she still is "so very much in love with me" and that she "really screwed up. No duh. She puts me through shit and expects me to just take her back when I haven't spoken with her for a year (coupled of course with the betrayal and the bad breakup). I couldn't believe the fucking audacity of the girl. I moved on, but I decided she needed to be put in her place. As a result, knowing she was extremely emotional as well as a big Harry Potter fan, I sent her all of the spoilers for the new book with the message "Enjoy the new book" at the bottom. Evidently, she cried for a couple hours. Is it bad that I feel a grin coming on?

Oh, and while the above was true, I just can't help myself...

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
>> Anonymous
<- /b/ is that way
>> Anonymous
Notabley one of my favorites was a naked man with a machine gun for a penis.
>> Anonymous
This isn't /b/ numbnuts.
>> Anonymous
i thinks what you did was mean.
if you wanted her back now, you don't have a chances.
the book's a big deal for people.
i don't like you much either