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Anonymous
A couple nights ago, my roommates and I got really drunk and watched a show on badgers. It was great.

Has anyone had a real life encounter with a badger?

I have, but I was so young I barely remember.
>> Anonymous
No, and I hope to god I never do.
>> Anonymous
Fapping to badgers while drunk is a terrible thing to do.
>> Anonymous
>>198170
I don't believe I ever plan on fapping while in the same room as my roommates. Badgers or not. : )
>> Anonymous
>>198172
what about an unplanned fapping?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Where did you get this pic of maceroni liekus?
>> Anonymous
I have.

I went to a wildlife sanctuary in Southern Oregon, and they had a badger that they rescued after a car hit its mother.

Since it was raised by people, it was the friendliest badger ever. In fact, when they would do fund raisers in public or at schools (This was a not-profit organization), they would take the badger with them as one of the show animals. It wasn't agressive, and it didn't bite or growl at people.

Everyone else ignored the badger in its habitat, but it did come up to the fence and started sniffing at things. Since everyone else left, I walked up to it and stuck my finger through the fence. Everyone else wanted to see the otters and the fox, so the badger only got a single treat. (In comparison, the otter got about 10.)

I got to tap it gently on the nose, and it licked my finger. It was awesome. I ended up doing the animal sponsorship for him
>> Anonymous
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I once had an idiotic professor in a Japanese class claim that the Japanese word "tanuki" translated as badger, and that badgers don't exist because a tanuki is a mythical creature in Japan. Except a tanuki is not even related to a badger and tanuki are real animals that do exist all over asia. Plus the Japanese word for badger is anaguma.
>> Anonymous
Yeah.
My aunt is a total bitch.
>> Anonymous
>A couple nights ago, my roommates and I got really drunk and watched a show on badgers

Well shit. Now I have to try this too.
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I definitely recommend it. The company I work for uses them for boring work when installing new lighting and signage around the property.

True professionals. A+
>> vance !.9uPnKH15k
>>198258
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanuki
>> Anonymous
I had a full grown 120 lb Lab come into the clinic with a hole all the way through one side of it's chest and out the other. Fucking badgers are evil! And mean! And full of teeth and claws that make great weapons!
>> Anonymous
>>198858

Never mind a 120 pound dog. Badgers will fuck up a bear's shit. Badgers have also been witnessed to dig through concrete. Crazy stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>198873

Bump, btw.
>> Anonymous
>>198858
WTF how does that happen, does the badger Hadoken through it or something?
>> Anonymous
>>199173

Read:

>>198873

Badgers are just really fucking strong for their size.
>> Anonymous
>>199198
like most mustelidaes
>> Anonymous
>>198165

>but I was so young I barely remember.

It took so long to remember just what happened.
I was so young, vestal then, you know it hurt me.
But Im breathing so I guess Im still alive
Even the signs seemed to tell me otherwise.
Got my hands down, and my head down,
And my eyes closed, my throats wide open.
I do unto others what has been done to me.
Do unto others what has been done to you.
Im treading water. I need to sleep a while.
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious.
Wont you, wont you come a bit closer.
Close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this. I cant stand to burn too long.
Release in sodomy. the one sweet moment Im whole.

I do unto you now what has been to me.
I do unto you now, what has been done.
Youre breathing so I guess youre still alive.
Even the signs seem to tell me otherwise.
Wont you, wont you come on up closer.
Close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this. I need this to make me whole.
Relief in sodomy. have you witnessed that blood and flesh can be trusted. i.
Have you witnessed the blood and, this cant be trusted. i.
Only this one holy medium brings me piece of mind.
Got your hands bound, and your head down,
And your eyes closed, you look so precious now.

I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this.
Shit, blood, and come on my hands. Ive come round full circle.
My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon. you look so precious.
You look so precious now...