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Anonymous
nig bird stolez my chipz
>> Anonymous
bird pickpockets stoar for bag of lays. stoar suffers from shrinkage
>> Anonymous
If I worked in that store I wouldn't stand for that, there'd be a tiny crucifix in the parking lot with Seagull Jesus nailed to it, "HE DIED FOR YOUR CHIPS MOTHERFUCKER, WAS IT WORTH IT?!"
>> Anonymous
that's where my chips went.
>> Anonymous
>>168752
Oh man, I first read it (sorta in my head) as "Seagal Jesus" and the next thought was good ol' Stevie on a cross, frowning down on us and saying in that whispery voice: "You think you're tough? I fucking died for your sins. Now it's your turn."