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Anonymous
Hey guys,

I just bought this today in Indonesia. Can someone tell me what it is and what I'm supposed to feed it?
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_loris
>> Anonymous
AWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
Look at his HUEG eyes. It's clearly feeding off souls
>> Anonymous
do want
>> Anonymous
This should probably go without saying, but:

DON'T BUY EXOTIC PETS WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THEY ARE, DUMBASS
>> Anonymous
nevermind, I sat on it
>> Anonymous
>>253572
rofl
>> Anonymous
Haha impossible to keep in captivity; thats a dead animal you've got there :D
>> anonymoua
That animal is fucking cute. It's a real life pokemon, I'm going to call it slowkick.

btw guys i think its a gray small loris
>> Anonymous
Its a troll you gullible petafags
>> Anonymous
>>253810t's a real life pokemon


apparently they also have a poisonous bite...
>> Anonymous
bananas lettuce mealworms bugs
>> Anonymous
The flesh of infants. Best food for anything, really.
>> Anonymous
I'm serious guys

I don't want it dying on me

I think it might be endangered
>> Anonymous
It's call "kukang" here in indonesia. It eat veggie and beans. Bisa bahasa?
>> Anonymous
Just feed it raw, red meat.
>> Anonymous
why didnt you ask the jungle nigger you bought it from?
>> OkasenLuny !3GqYIJ3Obs
Don't feed it after midnight and don't get it wet.

Don't ask.
>> Anonymous
you should have bought the damn thing. it supports the black market in exotic animals. because of people like you more endangered wild life is being stolen from its natural habitat, thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>253897

>>you should have bought the damn thing.
>> should have bought
>>should have
>> Anonymous
Ketchup. LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of ketchup. then feed it MORE KETCHUP.
>> Masterwork Bastard !wl59mComes
>>254026

And when it cannot eat any more, you feed it directly to its bloodstream with a tube. And anally.
>> Anonymous
goddamn it... humans, psh
>> Anonymous
>>253572
Omfg I couldn't stop laughing for 5 straight minutes after reading that.
>> Anonymous
apparantly these things are quite popular in Nippon
>> Anonymous
>>253527
Don't feed it after Midnight or let it get wet. trust me.
>> Anonymous
>>254089
TOO SLOW
>> Anonymous
As cute as they are, slow loris can't be kept as pets. They grow up to be vicious, have a venomous bite and will kill you in your sleep.
>> Anonymous
venomous indonesian monkey is venomous.
>> Anonymous
The toxin is not known to be fatal to humans, but causes a painful swelling.
>> Anonymous
derr, http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6731631.stm

way to support stripping the world of interesting wild animals.
>> Anonymous
they eat pidgeons