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>> Anonymous
YOU GONNA GET RAPED.
>> Anonymous
holy fucking cassowary
>> Anonymous
Those things can kick your guts out, literally.
>> Anonymous
velociraptors evolved into this, I swear. Evil killer birds.
>> Anonymous
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Y HALO THAR
>> Anonymous
Those things scared even Steve Irwin. I can't say I blamed him.
>> Anonymous
I've actually had nightmares about being attacked by cassowaries. Which is weird since I live on the other side of the world from where these things are found.
>> Anonymous
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>>185294
>> By-Tor
>>184964
What, it's just a big turkey.
>> Anonymous
>>185425
a turkey that can kill you with one kick.
>> Anonymous
Requesting that picture of a cassowary flying through the air with it's claw extended, while a poor dude tries to block it with a wooden board.
>> Anonymous
sounds lol, need that picture.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>185341
Where do they live? Tell me they don't live in the western part of Europe, namely Holland, Germany, Belgium and the surrounding countries, pleae T_T
>> Anonymous
awesome>>185448
>> Anonymous
>>185698
They are found only in the rainforests of Queensland, Australia. And in zoos and bird parks of course. I have a picture of me next to one (theres a fence in between us). They aren't very big but they have a nasty kick. Can't find the picture though :(
>> Anonymous
>>185702
Well, I'm whiping Australia off of my list off Possible Places To Move To.
>> Anonymous
>>185698
>>185702
They can also be found in New Guinea. Assuming that you for some unknown reason happen to be in a forest in New Guinea.
>> Anonymous
>>185705
Aaaaand there goes New Guinea. Where'd I put that eraser...
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The Emu owns the Cassowary anyday.

Emus can sprint in excess of 50 km/h (30 mph.
>> Anonymous
>>185711
But do they kill you with one kick?
>> Anonymous
>>185713
I just got kicked by one the other day.

I did not die.
>> Anonymous
>>185714
Foul lies.
>> Anonymous
>>185714
So, the emu remains inferior to the cassowary.
>> Anonymous
YOU GONNA GET EVISCERATED
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>>185717

And Cassowary is inferior to the Moa.
>> Anonymous
>>185733

Moa is inferior to extinction.
>> Anonymous
>>185716

More like FOWL lies, amirite?