i need things to shove up my ass, /b/.i've used fingers, markers and candles. what else is there? i refuse to go buy a dildo. we are not anonymous when we leave sex shops holding rubber cocks.
oh, animals and nature?this is a nicely epic fail.*drinks bleach*
May I recommend a shard of broken glass?
good man, this is not /b/althoug, I'm at school... we could make itr /b/!
Wow, you are so wrong here
epic failure