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Anonymous
Get in the plane!
>> Syd2K !yHzbaFtyPA
You first.
>> Anonymous
I'd stop first to punch all those bitches out. I like to take my *time* when running for a plane.
>> Anonymous
Needs more snakes.
>> Anonymous
female lions don't attack people so fast. (but run fast to be sure!)
usually are the males
>> Anonymous
good grief! where the fuck does the Anon above get their information?
Never run *from* a lion..you cant outrun it so dont even try..forget about climbing a tree either
Running will trigger a pursuit instinct even if they arent hungry - how do you tell if they arent hungry? if their bellies are sagging..theyre not hungry (duh)
Lions are cowards if single..in a pride your fucked. A single lion wont take a risk if there is a chance it will get hurt so run at it screaming and waving anything you can get your hands on and theres a good chance it will spook and run off.
this message brought to you by a big cat keeper i.e someone who knows what the fuck hes talking about!
>> Anonymous
>>66720
lurk moar
>> Syd2K !yHzbaFtyPA
>>67257

I'm afraid you're too late... >66882 just got eaten...
>> Anonymous
If you only see one female lion?

Begin to worry about the one or two you can't see!