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Anonymous
In your dick.
>> Anonymous
Im not travelling anywhere anymore
>> Anonymous
yeah i know that one. he's attracted to pee.
imagine the whole process of you enjoying in the sea while suddenly this slippery bastard smells your peehole, and slowly crawls inside.
>> Anonymous
>>167510
>>Fanged for your pleasure

fixed
>> Anonymous
I want fish to climb into my rectum, just not this one.
>> Anonymous
>A traditional cure involves the use of two plants, the Jagua plant (Genipa americana) and the Buitach apple which are inserted (or their extract in the case of tight spaces) into the affected area. In theory, these two plants together will kill and then dissolve the fish. More often, infection causes shock and death in the victim before the candirú can be removed.

You know, fuck that. If I ever had to bathe in freshwater in the Amazons, i'd stick an eggplant up my ass and seal my dick off with tape. Better to be safe than to be sorry, right?
>> Anonymous
>>167529
seriously
There's no fucking around in the jungle baby.
That place is deadly
>> Anonymous
>>167531
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BABY!
YOU GONNA DIE!!!
>> Anonymous
The only way this fish could possibly get any GAYER is for it to have rainbow colours.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>167547
A) Is it a gay fish if it's a female that swims into your penor?
B) Fish don't have balls. It's only gay if balls are touching.
>> Anonymous
>>167549
Damn you, and your coherent arguments!
>> Anonymous
>>167488

Rivers.

I have bathed in Amazon waters.
Never took off my jeans. Or belt. Which was as tight as it'd go.
>> Anonymous
>>167549
is it gay if it manages to touch both your balls at once, from inside the sack?
>> Anonymous
DON'T PISS IN THE WATER!!! It only makes them curious!!!
>> Anonymous
They should release some of these in every public swimming pool.
That would stop people from pissing in them.
>> Anonymous
>>167873
It would also stop people from swimming in them. They aren't attracted to pee, any suitable orfice will do.
>> Anonymous
>>167874

They are attracted to swirls and streams in the water's current.
Fishes' gills are their primary target, but they can also end up in your dick because your piss disturbs the water just the same.
>> Anonymous
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>>167475
Yes, the dreaded Candiru!
>> Anonymous
Actually, they are attracted to a chemicle in pee that is also found in fish gills.

They lodge them selves in fish kills, and eat, and then try to do the same with your urithra