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Anonymous
Tablelynx is not amused.
>> Anonymous
Is that a pet?
>> Anonymous
>>54045

No. The lynx's natural habitat is a dining room table.
>> Anonymous
>>54049
Because a wild animal would never get indoors.
>> Smackin mah Harbl
"You want mah taybles"
*SNIKT* *SNIKT*
>> Anonymous
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AKA Bananalynx.
>> Anonymous
What oh wat is in that chair that the lynx is so furiousl toward?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I'm not sure I'd want a lynx as a pet. I'd imagine if they got serious, they could give you a nice mauling.
>> Anonymous
>>54195
Lol Jeopeardy.

What is a dog?
>> Anonymous
A miserable little pile of fleas.
>> Anonymous
>>54196
dogs' claws are dull, and their teeth are blunt compared to a cat's...especially a big cat's.

...forgive me if I fouled up the plurality in that sentence.
>> Anonymous
>>54164
Mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew...

Though I reckon Lynxes don't mew much, it's a small-cat trait.
>> Anonymous
Dogs > Cats
>> Anonymous
http://www.tigertouch.org/psuestory.html
>> Anonymous
>>54195
I've gotten mauled pretty well from my cats. I think it's just something you have to put up with with any kind of cat.
>> Anonymous
>>54281
The lynx would have your puny dog for lunch. :)
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>54174
Chairs are their natural enemies.