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Anonymous
The red panda is a mustelid most closely related to raccoons. o_O
>> Anonymous
No fucking shit.
What did you think it was, a fish?
>> Anonymous
>>166938
A primitive ursid, actually.
>> Anonymous
>>166936

Red pandas are not mustelids.
Neither are raccoons.

Fail for being a total fucktard and doing your research by reading zoology course books written in 1976.
>> Anonymous
>>166948
Mikko's phylogeny archive disagrees:

http://www.fmnh.helsinki.fi/users/haaramo/metazoa/Deuterostoma/Chordata/Synapsida/Eutheria/Carnivora
/Arctoidea/Arctoidea.htm
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>166953

LOL WUT?

You are retarded and are not following the diagram correctly. Mustelids are closely related to procyonids and ailruids. They ARE NOT the same family.

By your logic, in this diagram, mustelids are canines (canidae). LOL!!
http://www.fmnh.helsinki.fi/users/haaramo/metazoa/Deuterostoma/Chordata/Synapsida/Eutheria/Carnivora
/Caniformia.htm#Arctoidea

Red pandas are ailuridae, fuckface. Look at the diagrams again.
>> Anonymous
>>166948
Yep, doing your research before calling somebody a fucktard would make you look much less like a fucktard. Fail.
>> Anonymous
>>166959

See>>166958

Fucktard.

Fail.
>> Anonymous
>>166958
I'm sorry, but no amount of handwaving is changing the fact that Arctoidae is within Mustelida.
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>>166959

Red panda is immune to your faggotry.
>> Anonymous
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
>> Anonymous
I smell a (over-elaborate) troll.
>> Anonymous
>>166962
I'm sorry, but no amount of handwaving is changing the fact that Mustelida is within Canidae.

Fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>166966

Elaborate troll is elaborate?
>> Anonymous
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
Mustelids are canids!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
>> Anonymous
IT'S A TRAP!
>> Anonymous
Who cares what it is? It's cute. STFU and appreciate the cute.
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Post moar pandas, biatches.
>> Anonymous
Red Pandas are racoons, Pandas are bears.
>> Anonymous
Oh, how I wish they were domesticated.
>> Anonymous
>>168372
If you knew anything about attempts to keep raccoons as pets, you wouldn't.
>> Anonymous
Blah blah blah. Make with the pictures, damnit.