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Anonymous
hey /an/.
notice a lot of you dislike horses.
why do you hate these beautiful creatures?
>> Anonymous
crazy whores like horses.
seriously, a girl who likes horses will almost always turn into a complete fucking loon once you manage to poke her once or twice.
>> Anonymous
Because they broke out of their fences once when I was in high school (lol next to a ranch smart placement), and ran a muck all over the place.
Two, they are spooked easily- and it's not like when a DOG, or CAT goes batshit, where maybe a small range of people can be hurt. It's a FUCKING HORSE. These MASSIVE ANIMALS that are dumb as shit and afraid of anything they happen to see in their peripheral vision.
Also giant horse genitals. And they look knotty and honestly, I don't know how one could find them beautiful. They stink, their manes are coarse and bristly, they shit while walking, their teeth are gnarly and huge, they have flies everywhere, and are generally unpleasant to most of my senses. I hear people prattle on about 'beautiful gates' as in their running/walking pattern or whatever, but all I see is massive amount of panicky, unpredictable animal with more power than most anything.
And any girl who likes them obsessively is somehow clinically batshit or otherwise a bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>287547they shit while walking
You only wish you could do this.
>> Anonymous
horses are made for eating
delicious delicious horse meat
>> Anonymous
>>287547
>>Also giant horse genitals.
i fail to see the problem here
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
>>287527
This is true.

Sometimes you don't even have to get near her for her to latch onto you and be nuts.
>> Anonymous
saw a hilarious equine incident the other. mule got spooked by a dog and ran away so fast it plowed head-first into a parked truck.
>> Anonymous
>>287652
Also, I'M A FUKKKEN REDNECKKK!!!

Srsly, wtf you doin with a mule, a dog, and a truck, Jed Clampett?
>> Anonymous
What's to like, really