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So I woke up today Anonymous
and peered out the window to see this...
>> Anonymous
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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>199235
Do not want?

Congrats, you have been selected to take care of Mr Kringle's deer during the off season. Be sure to keep them away from the candy canes.
>> Anonymous
>>199237
... Too late.

This isn't going to end up like Gremlins I hope. D;
>> Anonymous
Mmm, a year's supply of meat right there! Get hunting.
>> Anonymous
Dear god it's got the eyes of a killer. Also fuck that dear meat is nasty. It's too rubery.
>> gizmogal !MmLOyiCYJs
come to my neighborhood; year round, we have almost one deer herd per lawn.
they have literally stood in our driveway as we drive up, as if waiting for US to leave. They think they own the place!
...but they're so darn cute. ;3; too bad about the fact that there so many.
>> Anonymous
A deer wandered into my backyard once. It jumped over my 6ft high privacy fence like it was nothing.
>> Anonymous
are these mule deer or white tail deer?
>> Anonymous
be careful and keep an eye out for those crazy guys who drive around neighborhoods to hunt wild animals (they actually do this)
>> Anonymous
>>199364

Looks like mule deer. What I found says that the down-haning tail is narrow, white, and with a black tip. Whitetail's down-hanging tail is wider, black, and with a white fringe.
>> Anonymous
We ran over a fawn on New Year's Day up near Lake Tahoe. It bolted across the road, and stood no chance against the seasoned, grizzled hunter Chevy AstroVan.

I prefer to think positive. No real damage to the van, and we made some coyotes very happy for New Years.
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Deer? big whoop

If you've lived in Anchorage Alaska its normal for Bull Moose and Female Moose with their young to wander into your yard and climb up on your car
>> Anonymous
>>199433

I've never had a moose climb up on my car.
>> Anonymous
>>199433
EXCUSE US FOR NOT LIVING IN ALASKA
>> Anonymous
>>199433
lrn2gun
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>> Anonymous
Deer? big whoop

If you've lived in Anchorage Alaska its normal for Bull Moose and Female Moose with their young to wander into your house and fuck your wife.
>> Anonymous
Also, if you live in Anchorage Alaska its common for your wife to sleep on a bed the finest birch and willow leaves and bark, and to have an insignificant penis