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Anonymous
Greetings /an/
if you are going to build an army using animals (say that you can control their minds perfectly) what animals would you use for what military units?
pic somewhat relted
>> Anonymous
in general

grizzly bears
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Cannonbauls
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Trees!
>> Anonymous
>>229496
Trees are animals...?
>> Anonymous
Rhinos
>> Anonymous
ants. all the ants are under my control. mwahaha. in fact, howabout all hive insects. ants, bees, wasps
>> Anonymous
Viruses.
>> Anonymous
>>229524
silly anon viruses arent "alive"
>> Anonymous
>>229502

Didn't you watch that documentary, The Two Towers?
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>> Anonymous
>>229565
Of?
>> Aynon
Hornets, centipedes, scorpions, bullet ants. That is all. Nobody would stick around for too long to fight.
>> Anonymous
Grizzly Bears with AIDS
>> Anonymous
>>229502
if it breathes and is aware of it's sorroundings...
>> Anonymous
Ninja cats and pedobears
>> Anonymous
>>229681

This man is on to something.

I think you want some heavy hitters, though; you don't want men in bee suits with pesticide guns to be able to hold off your whole army.
Yes, there are counters to bee suits within the insect world, but spider and hornet swarms would work best with a few tigers or rhinos to catch the enemy's attention.

What are the limiting factors here? I assume we can't just carpet the earth for miles in every direction with elephants.

Is there a limited food supply? Limit on total boimass of your army? "Realistic" limits (i.e, your supply of manpower, funds, and technology is the same as any other third-world dictatorship, the only thing different is that you can mentally control animals)?
>> KZN
First of all, tigers. Then large canines (huge dogs, wolves, coyotes, etc.)
And hornets for rapid storm fire.

Do not forget tiger sharks, people--we need water troops too.
>> Anonymous
>>230776

NINJA CAAAAAAAAAT!!!!
>> Anonymous
bacteria
>> Anonymous
>>230808
That plus Ninja Cats.
>> Anonymous
Salt water: Sharks, dolphins or orcas?
Fresh water: piranas..?
Amphibious: 'gators or hippos?
>> Anonymous
>>230814
No mind to control.
>> Anonymous
Housecat cavalry mounted on invisible bikes.
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Warthogs for close air support!
>> Anonymous
ants ants ants ants ants
>> Anonymous
Mutated Hamsters, Alien Dogs, Zombie Bunnies and Ninja Cats
>> Anonymous
kittens.adorable,harmless kittens.

with lazers.
>> Anonymous
Planes full of gigantic poisonous jellyfish. Flying Man O' War's all over the damn place.