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Anonymous
Hey, /an/
Okay, so I have this pet centipede that I keep in my vagina.
Lately, he's been crawling out at night, and not coming back until morning.
What can I do to get him to quit running away?!
This is a SERIOUS question.
>> Anonymous
>>313314
Wash you cunt, it runs away because it doesn't want to die.
>> Anonymous
I keep my vagina very clean, thanks.
And peter always cleans up after himself if he has a little accident.
>> Anonymous
>>313319
His behavior clearly contradicts your statement.
>> Anonymous
I get a scrub brush and thoroughly clean it out everyday.
How dare you question my vaginal health.
>> Anonymous
>>313321

Could you take your unoriginal unfunniness back to /b/?
>> Anonymous
Dammit will no one believe me when I say I am being serious...
>> Anonymous
>>313326

I BELIEVE YOU!!!!

I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
wow, you can tell you're not in /b/ when no one asked for proof/timestamp/tits or gtfo...