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Jack Horner
Hey T. rexes,

My name is Jack, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are scaly, retarded, extinct lifeforms who spend every second of their day looking for carrions to scavenge. You are everything bad in the Cretaceous period. Honestly, have any of you ever hunted down fresh prey? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of scavengers because of your own failures as active predators, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than masturbating to pictographs of Triceratops vagina.

Don't be a Compy. Just bite me with your best jaw. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the curator at the Museum of the Rockies, and a distinguished professor at Montana State University. What sports do you play, other than "nibbling a maggot-infested Edmontosaurus because failed at hunting?"? I am also a world famous scientist, and have a banging hot Maiasaura girlfriend (She just blew me; Corpolite was SO cash). You are all carrion-eaters who should have gone extinct sooner. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Hadrosaurian bitch
>> Anonymous
I like Jack Horner and bought into his scavanger hypothesis for a while. Apparently, though, Tyrannosaurus eyes shifted forward as they evolved (a clear sign to me of active predation). Ulitmately, I think old Jack just wanted to get people to stop jerking off to mythology of T-Rex and focus their attention on the broader biosphere.

That's all.
>> Anonymous
>>302265
Nah, he's just a troll.
>> Anonymous
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dear /an/

I have what looks liek a grapevine growing on my property, and now it has begun to bear fruit. I want to know, basically, if the rfuit is OK to eat. Pic related, its a rough sketch of the leaf I collected from it.