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Anonymous
So, /an/, I'm here to talk to you about something that some of you may have been feeling about your little companion... No... I'm not talking about all the hair they shed, or the skin they shed... Or even all their poo...

You know the feeling...
Sexual healing...

Consentual, of course.
What are /an/'s thoughts on this?
>> Anonymous
if a dog humps your leg, is that bestiality??
>> Anonymous
Thoughts haven't occurred to me
>> Anonymous
No thanks.
>> Anonymous
>>265803
If you enjoyed it, and let it finish, sure.
>> Anonymous
>>265799
Pussy is pussy.

But yeah, I miss clicked while trying to get on /b/.
>> Anonymous
I love it, and a lot of other people do too, sadly the social taboo means we have to keep to ourselves :(
>> Anonymous
The kinsey report states roughly 2% of women has had sex with an animal at one point in their lives. Multiply that with the 4chan user base and the numbers are pretty large. And it's a way higher percentage of men, around 8%

So people will hide it, but nearly one in ten dreams about fucking animals :3
>> Anonymous
>>265825
no. just no. i mean just the figures, what you do in your spare time is your choice. but i highly doubt those percentages. source?
>> Anonymous
>>265832

The source is given in the post, the Kinsey Report.
>> Anonymous
OMG I love foxes (^_^) they are so kawaii!! I wish I could be a fox OMG!?1!
OMG what if I WAS a fox that, would be great...and then what if I WAS a fox and I had SEX with a fox OMG! sooo Kawaii!!
I wish I could find somebody that loved foxes and maybe wanted to be a fox and then have sex with a fox (being me of cuarse). To bad that world doesn't exist, I'll slink back to the shadows of the internet now. :....(
>> Anonymous
only if one of the parties experience internal bleeding
>> Anonymous
>>265823
This.
>> Anonymous
Did you guys know that the internal temperature of a canine is higher than that of a human's? Their pussy is so much hotter/tighter!
>> Anonymous
>>265823
agreed
>> Anonymous
>>265823
>>265860
>>265863
samefag
>> Anonymous
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Here you guys go, the international sign for Zoophilia.
>> Anonymous
>>265866
Doesn't like the thumbnail.. It looks fine when expanded though.
>> Anonymous
>>265799
When the bitch is in heat and rolling around on the floor moaning is about as consentual as it gets.

Any other time your dog lets you bone her is because she sees you as the Alpha Male; You give her access to food and stand tall.

Dogs are my favorite animal for sex. Not turned on by farm animals [horse/cow] because they're dirty and you can't take them into bed with you. Dogs are also much smarter.

Dolphins would be my dream-animal to have sex with. Such sleek, flirtatious creatures. I also think they have the best looking genitals. Both genders. [I'm only gay for dolphins].
>> Anonymous
>>265873

Too true, well said.
Although I'm not exactly gay for animals, it does sound interesting on how gay dolphin sex would work.
>> Anonymous
>>265878
I find canine penises disgusting. Some female genitals are nicer than others. Unfixed females develop there more. Rottweilers and Danes have the nicest, juiciest pussies. If you fix them, they don't get as big [perhaps even unpenetrateable, as I found with a 4yr fixed rottie] and won't get wet [because they don't fall into estrus/heat].

As for the gay dolphin sex. I'd masturbate him/suck him off [easiest], he'd fuck me, I'd fuck him. And no, dolphin ejaculations don't break your neck or cause internal damages. This myth has been busted [I have photos/videos to prove]. That damn FAQ was written by some 13-year-old wannabe, poser delfinophile.
>> Anonymous
>>265882

I'm looking at getting a German Shepherd bitch in the next few months, myself. They're such pretty dogs.
>> Anonymous
Same person as>>265887:

>>265882
I figured that much, it's a bit stupid to even asume something like that
>> Anonymous
>>265887
They are. Keep in mind that working-class dogs [Lab, Rotty, Sheperd, Collie] can be trained easily and are much better if you train them.

My sister took her rottweiler to a doggie school when she was a puppy. That dog is so well behaved. She also comes from a line of rotties that were bred for mellow temperment. It's a huge dog, a real sweetheart, but also protects the home very well [doesn't bark at EVERYTHING].
>> Anonymous
>>265889
That's good. I'm hoping she'll be playful when the times comes, but serious when the situation calls for it.
>> Anonymous
>>265888
Yeah. Dogs don't love you back in that sense. They'll show concern if you've injured yourself or are sick. But they don't love you. It's a one-way deal.

My sister's rotty [me again] is so awesome and smart. She's also nice to be around. She'll lie down next to you on the couch [on her back, next to you on those big chairs]. I won't hesitate to say I love that dog. But the dog doesn't love me back. That and the fact being that dog is so awesome almost makes me regret making out and having sex with her. Because, really-- who got most of the satisfaction there? I did. And I honestly don't want to be that kind of lover.

But yeah, animal sex is the best. Different body types and anatomies make it interesting. Also, it felt so good to cum in her.
>> Anonymous
>>265891
Oh yeah, my sister's rotty is very well behaved but also loves to play. She'll come up to me with a ball and wag her ass [no tail rofl]. If you tell her "not now", she'll go lie down and hold the ball.

My OTHER sister is a pushover at this. She doesn't give the dog a firm "not now". She'll tell the dog "not now" very softly. And the dog will take advantage of that and push wanting to play because she sees the weakness in my other sister's tone and therefore her authority.

Fucking smart-as-hell, that dog. My sister will hook me up with the breeders when I'm in the position to own a dog. My job won't give me a whole lot of time to raise it.
>> Anonymous
>>265893

Sounds very hot!
>> Anonymous
>>265897
Oh god, you have no idea.

Sideway lip-locking with her tongue lapping around mine and in the back of my mouth. The top of her tongue was rough, the bottom was very smooth. Her breath was clean, her mouth had a mild, unique taste; Nothing that would turn anyone away. We'd do that for hours. Together on the floor, with her beside me or standing over me. More than likely, she enjoyed the taste of my mouth. She's not the kind of dog that would lick your face, she was brought up not to.

I fingered her about an inch-and-a-half before she got a little uneasy about it. Until then, nothing like this ever happened to her. It took four makeout sessions before she'd let me finger her completely [and then my dick]. Her juice had no taste and she didn't smell like anything.

It also felt so good to have her lick my dick. She was a little tentative about that, but I assured her with "good girl". I didn't want to make a mess, and she wouldn't let me fuck her then, so I went into the bathroom and rubbed off. My dick was so firm and I came lots and hard.

When she first let me dick her, she was on her back on the couch. I fingered her so it wouldn't shock her when I penetrated her. She was warm, moist [getting all the way in wasn't easy, but didn't require lube], As I fucked her, we'd make out.
>> Anonymous
>>265900
>> Anonymous
>>265900
No lube? Wow! That does sound amazing! I figured I would need it every time.

Nice story by the way, sounds wonderful.
>> Anonymous
Some things you just can't un-read... I need to turn off my /b/ auto pilot and actually pay attention to what I'm reading.
>> Anonymous
>>265900
[CONT'D]

I'd thrust against her, occasionally pulling out and holding back my foreskin as I reinserted myself. I'd also reach down and rub her clit.

After she broke our kiss [which she normally wouldn't do until at least 12 minutes], I brought myself up and placed my hands around her waist where her thighs were and pounded her a little harder.

Before I came, I pulled out, pulled back the ol' foreskin [so less cum got caught in the hood] and moved in as deep as I could. The sensations of pumping my cum into her was similar to those when I rubbed off in the bathroom after she licked my dick. I must've came a few hundred milliliters. I pulled out, still holding my foreskin. I wanted to keep as much of it in there as possible. The idea of my sperm writhing inside of her is exciting. Even though prezygotic barriers prevent them from doing their job, should they find the eggs.

I had her lick her juice and my cum off my dick. She then leaned foward to lick her cunt. My cum began to leak out.

I did something I never thought about doing. I helped her lick at her pussy. The taste of cum was a first for me in this scenario. It tasted salty, like the rock-salt on a pretzel [On the Sex Talk show with that old lady, she mentioned that eating cherries make your cum taste sweeter, but meat makes it salty.]

This next part even I found to make my stomach turn, but it was one of those in-the-heat-of-the-moment type deals. I gently sucked at her pussy, drawing out my cum into my mouth. I wanted to spit it out; I couldn't really handle it. But instead, I locked lips with her and snowballed it to her. I gagged a little, admittedly.

I wanted to lie down next to her longer, naked, and cuddle with her [she liked to lie down next to people]. And fuck again when I could muster the potency to do so once again. But I didn't have the time. I cleaned her up and had her drink some water [to clear her mouth].
>> Anonymous
>>265916
[CONT'D]


My sister was out at the time and left me at home to monitor my sleeping 2yr old nephew. I used the baby monitor. The little guy slept like a rock.

For some added furfaggotry, dog fur feels SO GOOD against your dick [when not wet]. No wonder furries pretend they're something they're not.

---

That dog was the first animal I've fucked. The kissing started out kind of innocently. I was lying next to her on the couch and our faces met. I stuck my tongue out and she licked my face continuously. I couldn't move my head away, we were too close. And she's a big dog, so I couldn't push her away [strong neck].

But I had always planned on getting a dog someday to have sex with. I figured if I was going to makeout with a dog, I might as well start then. At first we just licked eachother's tongues in mid-air. I didn't go much further than that, my sister was home and she doesn't know of my zoophilia. My brother does, though.

We went out to a baseball game later that night [Mariners VS Red Sox. SafeCo Field in Seattle, WA.] During that time I thought about what I had done [the licking]. And how I liked it.

I wanted to do it some more.

I tried again later that night. I was visiting family in WA that weekend [I live in Southern Oregon] so I slept in my sister's livingroom with the dog.

The sideway lip-locking went as I had imagined. However, her tongue had a longer reach than I had anticiptaed. One of the weird little things I enjoyed most was licking her teeth. They were smooth and clean. [My sister brushes her dog's teeth with a special brush and beef-flavored toothpaste].

So yeah, to reiterate: I fingered her a little then. It took a few sessions before she let me finger her all the way. On the 4th, I fucked her.

It was awesome. But as I stated before, that dog is so well-behaved and smart; I almost regret, but cherish, the experience.
>> Anonymous
>>265916

Amazing! Really nice story you have there, nice and honest too.
>> Anonymous
>>265932
Heh. Thanks.

I never really had the idea of typing it out until just now. Because, really, no one here cares. :o~ Now I need to save it as a document.
>> Anonymous
I've never been to /an/, but wow.
I somewhat would like to experience that, but I'd probably feel guilty.
>> Anonymous
I was always a lonely, nerdy girl. I figured I'd have to get a dog to love me, but thankfully I finally found myself a nice man.
>> Anonymous
>>265907
Keep in mind, I did finger her quite a bit before penetrating. And the first penetration was somewhat difficult and slow [I didn't want to hurt her]. There were several points during which I would've wanted to add water or spit/salvia to make things more slippery. But once she got a little more wet from her juices and my pre-ejaculate, though, everything was gravy.

Also, she wasn't in heat. In fact, she was fixed three months before I had her. She was 3.5 years old.

Another rottie I tried fucking was a friend's. She knew of my zoophillia since high school [along with the rest of my small circle of friends]. She trusted me with her dog, though. I established that I don't fuck any animal. But after I told her about my sister's rotty, she got curious and wanted me to do hers.

Her rotty was 4 years old, but was fixed at a younger age and didn't develop enough for me to do a whole lot. Well, enough for me do a whole lot without hurting her.
>> Anonymous
>>265935

Everyone who loves animals in that manner goes through a guilt phase... It's normal.
>> Anonymous
>>265937

Good to hear that you were considerate in your regards to not hurting the animal... Most people find bestiality synonymous with rape/animal abuse, when most of the time, it isn't.
>> Anonymous
>>265935
/an/ isn't usually like this. Not at all.

I did feel some guilt after what I did.

>>265938
Again, slight guilt. But I cherished the experience and love that dog, even though dogs don't love back. My only regret that it wasn't MY dog, it was my sister's. It's also a well-trained, smart, well-taken-care of dog. I've never met a more ideal dog since then. I hope to someday have one just like hers.

>>265936
You know what's AWESOME? Couples that are both into beastiality. Animal threesomes and sloppy seconds ftw. Dog fucks woman, man anally fucks dog [lube up]. I have photos. Hot as fucking hell.
>> Anonymous
>>265940

Nice! I'm not really one for gay sex... But that does sound very appealing.
>> Anonymous
This thread has given me a raging boner :(
>> Anonymous
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This is the dog from the story. Cropped out are my nephew at 1yr old and my older sister, to whom the dog belongs.

It's the only photo I have of her. I should ask my sister for more...
>> Anonymous
>>265946

Very cute!
>> Anonymous
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I lost my cellphone-to-PC connection cable during a move.

My cell phone is old and can't email pictures.

This was taken with a webcam. Sorry.

I didn't take pictures of me fucking the dog [not that I'd post them HERE]. I wish I had, since it was the first time. But then again, since it was the first time, I'm glad I didn't distract myself by doing so. Next time, I will.

This is from the first night I decided to deep-kiss her. It took five shots to get a decent picture.
>> Anonymous
>>265949

Crap-tastic picture. Haha, but atleast you're sharing, eh?
>> Anonymous
>>265950
I know, but it could've been better. Not by too much. My phone is a LG VX6000. Ancient cameraphone.
>> Anonymous
ITT Yiff.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
You are all retards.
>> Anonymous
wut
>> Anonymous
coconut
>> Anonymous
so hot
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>265799
Congratulations. You FUCKED A DOG.

Why is everyone who replies ok with this? This is sick and disgusting. This is the grossest thread I've ever seen in /an/.
>> Anonymous
>>266040

You forgot to put "sage" in the E-mail field.
>> sage sage
dis be sagin'
>> Anonymous
Disgusting! You animal fuckers should be ashamed of yourselfs, find a fucking girlfriend assholes
>> sage Anonymous
>>266070
My dog IS my girlfriend
>> Anonymous
>>265532
>> Anonymous
THAT'S IT
I'VE LOST FAITH IN /AN/
>> Anonymous
Between this thread and that other one, it looks like half of /an/ are zoophiles.

I couldn't be happier!
>> Anonymous
>>266168

I'm home. <3
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
LOL

fuck this thread. Fuck it hard.
>> Anonymous
>>266185
Fuck it like a bitch in heat!
>> Anonymous
>>265946
Looks like my neigbours dog, her name is kimo :O
>> Anonymous
Oh wait it says kimo on the image name, THAT is my neighbours dog!
>> Anonymous
..why is this thread still here
>> Anonymous
Just because something doesn't fight against you doesn't mean it's not rape.

Enjoy raping animals, animal rapers.
>> Anonymous
frogot to sage

Can somebody delete this please, the most atrocious thread on all of 4chan right now?
>> Anonymous
Once a dog is above the age of 1 year and 9 months, it has passed the approximate age of consent in most US states.
>> Anonymous
Bark means bark man.
>> Anonymous
Well, uhm, here goes.
I'm a girl, and I'm interested in zoophilia (to be honest it's one of my biggest fantasies). Considering this thread seems to be full of zoophilies, anyone got any advice on how I can try this, bar buying a dog myself (I live with my parents and we already have a female, desexed dog)
>> Anonymous
I truly hope everyone who didn't reply in disgust is just the same clever troll. If else I've now lost the last bit of trust in humanity.

SAGING SO HARD
>> Anonymous
no
>> Anonymous
>>266244
Have any neighbors/friends with dogs? Perhaps adopt one, do the dirty, then abandon?
>> Anonymous
WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL HERE. DIE IN A FUCkING FIRE
>> Anonymous
oh my God
>> Anonymous
>>266244
I'd try getting to know a zoophile on one of the big forums (elitezoo is probably the best one), there are lots of males with male dogs looking for a partner for their dog :3
>> Anonymous
>>266299
If you're lucky it'll be thrown right back into the same facility you got it from.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
So whatever happened to the /beast/ forum on 7chan?
>> Anonymous
>>266311
Heh. You could even pair them up with your dog.
>> Anonymous
i never understood how zoophile lesbians worked. i can't wrap my head around a woman... with a female dog. wtf
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>266325
Wait, what? Like they eat their female dog out, or some kind of 69? This shit's nasty, what the fuck /an/? I thought you were the normal board of 4chan and this is what's on the front page with nearly 100 replies.
>> Anonymous
>Like they eat their female dog out, or some kind of 69?
i guess so... i'm kinda tempted to go to a zoo forum and ask someone.
>> Anonymous
you are all super fucking weirdos wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>266333
Might be worth a laugh. You might get an answer here, however. How about it ladies? How is it done?
>> Anonymous
sage