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ROCKET JOE-LUMBERMOUTH !2vToiPG2ig
YO WHAT'S UP /an/.

I work at an Animal Shelter. Ask me anything.
>> Anonymous
what kinds of animals do you get? like, anything besides cats and dogs? i know some shelters that will adopt rabbits and guinea pigs. also, do you get many purebred animals?
>> Anonymous
do you hate peta?
>> Anonymous
What is your favorite colour?
>> Anonymous
What kind of dog is that?
i want a new mop
>> Anonymous
How many animals do you get that are lost causes?
As in, too rabid/mean/hopeless to ever get adopted?

A lot of people seem to believe this is the majority...
>> Anonymous
Whatcha wearin'?
>> Anonymous
did you ever have sex with a dog when everyone left at night?
>> Anonymous
what kind of dogs have the best temperament?
>> Anonymousse
Does God exist?
>> Stabby
How many do you euth a week?
What works better, ketamine or sodium pentobarbitol?
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
>>325353
Perhaps OP works in a state where gas is still used.

If you do, OP, do you guys use nitro or carbon?
>> Anonymous
what kind of animals do you get there except dogs and cats?
>> Anonymous
Is it really hard for an animal lover to work there? Do you get attached to them easily?
>> ROCKET JOE-LUMBERMOUTH !2vToiPG2ig
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>>324908
Cats and dogs, yeah, plenty of Guinea pigs, and Rabbits are semi-regular.

Currently we have a ferret, she's old, but fucking adorable, I might adopt her, and this is after seeing /an/ divulge someone else on some of their habits.

We had a dog give a litter of Purebred greyhound's the other day. pretty cute, but not my cup of tea.
>>324910
Sort of. I find their scare-mongering techniques immature and downright embarrassing, but they represent a good cause.
>>324917
Blue or orange.
>>325333
It's a Komondor, look them up, they're pretty cool.
>>325334
Those people are fucking morons. A lot of the animals are either frightened or more used to the staff, although there are some cats that are permanent fuckfaces, most dogs just need to get used to you.
>>325335
Shaq shorts, my Gorillaz T-shirt, and a button up plaid blue and dark blue button up shirt.
Black socks.
>>325336
Nope.
>>325349
That's a matter of opinion, some people consider "Slobber faced shitcocks" as the best temperament, which is fine, but most small dogs are nice and calm, too.

Australian Shepherds are top tier, pic related.
>>325350
In B4 Athiestfags, and I believe so, yeah, but closer to something like Karma, just a big force that affects our lives based on our actions, but not through direst influence, but sheer consequence.
>>325353
>>325362
I don't know. I'm not in charge of putting them down.
Something that slows their heart rate a lot until it stops. (HURR DURR)
>>325385
See above.
>>325389
No, but if you're the kind of overbearing sociopathic shiteye that calls animals 'hon' and 'sweetie' and doesn't know fucking anything about dogs, then don't work there, or I'll shit in your lungs.