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Anonymous
is it a good idea to approach deer? id like to feed one or something, but i dont know if its a dumb idea. if not, what are some ways to approach one?
>> Anonymous
Walk up to it and try to put a bonnet on its head and take baby pictures.
>> Anonymous
>>258301
It's perfectly safe, but you have to invite them for tea.
>> Anonymous
Their natural instinct is to snuggle with humans
>> Anonymous
>>258301
Where are you from OP...
>> Anonymous
>>258331

Finally, someone speaks the truth.
>> Anonymous
>>258337
connecticut
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Deer will fucking kill you, find your family, cut off all of their legs, light the house on fire, and bbq you over the flaming remains of all your loved ones.

I used to date a girl who was terrified of deer because of a short story where they had magical doors into warp space and they snuck around eating people.

Seriously though, they are mean bastards and have sharp hooves. They will kill you.
>> Anonymous
Deer breath fire.
>> Anonymous
>Damn she sexy
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>> Anonymous
Nah, deers are lovely gentle creatures. Just pet and stroke their head. They love it.