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Anonymous
Hey /an/. During the last couple of months i've been getting this weird feeling as if there's something moving inside my ears.
I clean them every day, so I don't know what the fuck it could be.
Could it be a bad case of bloodsucking lice? I have long hair. Brain worms?!...I'm confused.
Halp?

:'(
>> Anonymous
You got me there, buster.
>> Anonymous
Go see a doctor.
>> Anonymous
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ah...
ah, ah, ah
AHEEEEEAAHHH!!!
>> Anonymous
>>211769
And tell him what? lol
"Well doc, me ears itch like hell. Also...there little men moving around in there, building houses."
>> Anonymous
do you perhaps have water in your ears?
you could try seeing a doctor, because that's all you *can* do.
>> Anonymous
>>211779water in your ears
How does that work? I've never heard of such a thing.
>> Anonymous
>>211771
"My ears keep itching, and I clean them regulary, what could be the cause of this itching."
IT'S NOT HARD NOT TO BE A RETARD
>> Anonymous
it's one of those things like in wrath of khan
>> Anonymous
>>211740

your ears, nose, eyes and throat are all interconnected: this is why people also sniffle when they cry, and highly allergic people also find their ears to be itchy when their nose is.

It is likely that you have a dust mite or mould allergy, and both your ear and your nose are reacting to it.

Having said that, if there is anything actually moving around in your ear, trust me, it will make a horrendously loud scratching and rustling noise as it goes past the hairs in your ear.

I had that once, and a doc had to use special fluid to flush an ant out of my ear lol.
>> Anonymous
>flush an ant out of my ear lol
no lol. only bricks... many many bricks flying at full speed out of my ass.
>> Anonymous
Aside from really loud noises, chances are it would hurt like a bitch.
>> dr. mom
>>211740
Boy, I hope it's not pubic lice.

If it's itchy, chances are it is allergies. Does your soft palate (top of your mouth) itch too?

Try taking a Claritin (or store brand equivalent) every morning for a week and see if it helps.

Oh, and don't dig in there. Could be making it worse.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>Boy, I hope it's not pubic lice.

Nah, it's (sadly*) not pubic lice. Head lice and pubic lice are pretty awesome in that they always seem to know where they ought to be and that they're not there. No way pubic lice would have been sticking around in your ear, they'd be busy trying to migrate to your pubes.

*sadly because it would amuse me to hear someone say "I had pubic lice in my ears"
>> Anonymous
Its probably just water in your ear.
It tickles for a while.
It can take a while, but when you go to sleep the water should just trinkle out, once it took me like 2 weeks to get the water out.
>> Anonymous
Dude, if it's water in your ears just turn your head sideways and dump rubbing alcohol in there. Give it a second or two, then put a tissue over that ear and turn your head the opposite way. Problem solved! It happens to me all the time in the summer after I get out of the pool.