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Anonymous
Hey, /an/.
I think my rats have mites.
>> Anonymous
you know what fixes that? letting them walk around on your head
>> Anonymous
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You want a cure? A ball python will do the trick.
>> Anonymous
>>170795
nom nom nom
>> Anonymous
>>170795
mouse looks like it came
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
So what can we do about it?

Go to your vet, or even your local pet store for advice/treatments.
>> Anonymous
cover them in olive oil
>> Anonymous
>>170790
do a barrel roll
>> Anonymous
Olive oil does do a decent job of killing mites, but it's quite messy, especially to use on the animals themselves. It should be safe to use a kitten-safe flea shampoo on the rat itself (you should even be able to get a waterless shampoo). Olive oil is as good as any commercially available product for the cage itself. Finally, go to a pet store and buy a "Bird Protector" (you can get them at PetSmart for about $3, may be some different equivalent at other stores); hang it on the cage and it'll finish the job.
>> Anonymous
You should perform an autopsy before jumping to conclusions.
>> Anonymous
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>>170790
mites, shit, your bigger problem is that they're TIME TRAVELERS.
>> Anonymous
holy shit this should be in /x/
>> Anonymous
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>>170790

Did you hear about those rats who were scratching themselves? [spoiler]They mite have parasites[/spoiler]
>> Anonymous
>>170938
>> Anonymous
>>170914
More more likey they did not set up or hacked the camera's internal clock/calender.
>> Anonymous
>>170988

still a fucking awesome thing to do for mites
>> Anonymous
>>170914
>>170988
>>171008
I REALLY love the chans...
>> Anonymous
I'm thinking about getting a rat. I already have a dog and 2 cats. /r/ advice.
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
>>170938
Am I the only one to think this was funny?
>> Anonymous
Yes. You are.
>> Anonymous
>>171048
Advice: Stop viewing pets as toys, just because you lose interest in them doesn't mean you should get a new one and discard the older ones. Play with your dog until it dies of old age and lounge with your cats until they run away.
>> Anonymous
>>170790

What if your mites have rats?
>> Anonymous
>>171360
Fuck that noise. Kill your dog and cats and feed their bodies to your new rat colony. :3
>> Anonymous
Mites has rats