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Hippos are practically the very definition of Disney-cute. What sort of person could look at this big ol' rascal, playing away in her favorite swimming hole, and not think of stuffing her in a tutu and making her dance to classical music?

For chrissake look at them. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, happy, squishy, huggable hippo and not think, "If she could talk like a human, she would sound just like Jada Pinkett Smith and be oh so sassy." You would totally name her Sassybaskets and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life. Just you and Sassybaskets against the world! Look out, New York, here comes Sassybaskets!
>> Anonymous
hippos will fuck you up
>> Anonymous
And then she would bite you in half in a fit of rage.
>> Anonymous
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That is not in fact a man and a hippo doing a live reenactment of a cartoon they saw. That's an experienced park ranger, who narrowly avoided getting killed by a hippo by sprinting over a hundred yards.

The late Steve Irwin, a man who used to tackle 12-foot crocodiles for fun and wave angry snakes filled with kill-you-before-your-next-heartbeat poison at a camera, considered a five-minute sequence where his camera team had to cross a river filled with hippos to be the single most dangerous moment ever filmed on his show.

The man who toyed with crocodiles, was scared shitless of hippos.
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SO CUTE!
>> Anonymous
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what delicious copypasta.
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>> Anonymous
>>208772

well at least there's a shell station ahead
>> Anonymous
Cute maybe... but they will fucking kill you!!! Even Steve Irwin was like "fuck that I'm not messing with those bastards!"
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Hippo Skull
>> Anonymous
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packman
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Too bad hippos love to RIP AND TEAR
>> Anonymous
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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
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>> Anonymous
Don't want no crocodiles or rhinocerusses
>> Anonymous
They prefer human flesh.
>> Anonymous
>>209216

If i ever found myself that close to a hippo, you would see me breaking all sorts of speed barriers.
>> Anonymous
>>209389
Hippos are quite fast. Chances are you'd become dead.
>> Anonymous
>>209408

30 to 40 km/h. Bitches are fast.
>> Anonymous
>>208772
this is the best petrol company ad ever.
>> Anonymous
>>208767


Main problem is that they are considered an extremely dangerous animal around. Mostly because they are fiercely territorial.
>> Guodzilla
Most dangerous animals in Africa, apart from humans. Even crocs don't mess with 'em.
>> Guodzilla
>>209846
Take a look.
>> Hyper Cutter !XQ6W0CNp/o
>>209899
I believe snakes and insects kill more people overall, but it's definitely the most dangerous large animal (and in a category that includes the largest land mammals on Earth and close to half a dozen carnivores, that's nothing to laugh at)
>> Anonymous
>>208767
>>208772
Great job on copying an article from cracked.com.
>> Anonymous
>>209412
This means the nigra in the gas station ad was running faster than that. lol black people.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYy6iOR8s1w

But they can be kind :(
>> Anonymous
>>209975
Snakes don't kill very many people at all. In the insect world, probably the only one that kills large numbers of people is mosquitoes, but even they do it indirectly.
>> Anonymous
Hippos are hungry hungry for HUMAN FLESH!
>> Roots !Y86Nb.Z1Ug
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hippos liek tortoises

http://www.floristone.com/hippopotamus-tortoise.html
>> Anonymous
I thought the hippo was going to try to rip its head off for a minute there.
>> Anonymous
>>209975
It's because it can destroy you in a gruesome fashion, and it knows this.
>> Anonymous
>>210134
I heard about this in 2005, are they still best of friends? Wouldn't the hippo be HUGE by now?
>> Anonymous
Hippos kill more people than any other animal in Africa...Their the most dangerous animal on Earth XD