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Anonymous
I'm just going to leave this here
>> Anonymous
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I'm just going to leave this here
>> Anonymous
there is no god
/thread
>> David Collins
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>>285535
This made me rage so hard that I can't even bring myself to eat this cheetoh.
Thanks /an/.
>> Anonymous
>>285545
Trolled by The Onion
>> Anonymous
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God is dead!
>> Anonymous
>>285551
Nietzsche is dead.
>> Anonymous
>>285574
It ain't true! D:
>> Anonymous
>>285578
Could be. Maybe he resurected on the third day, like Dawkins will. Go dig his grave, maybe it's empty.
>> Anonymous
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>>285578
>SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOAWHOOOOOA
>> Anonymous
This is so dumb I can't even be mad. Is he trying to say we should let animals die? Who gives a fuck? No one would want to do that but a couple of crazies and some aspergery 4channers. I can't imagine anyone taking this seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>285592
Political cartoon parody from The Onion
>> Anonymous
>>285596
Okay, that makes me feel better.
>> Anonymous
people who believe in imaginary beings are so silly. at least people who believe in preserving nature (that we silly humans destroyed in the first place) actually believe in something thats actually possible and physically there.
>> Anonymous
>>285610
I hope you have a nice trip on DMT, one day. I'd pay money to watch,
>> Anonymous
>>285596
Yeah, but like all their best work, is close enough to believable that there's surely someone out there who really DOES think like that?
>> Anonymous
>>285621

wtf is dmt?
>> Anonymous
Sad thing is, I'm pretty sure most major sects are of the opinion that animals don't have souls, and are thus out of luck as far as the whole kingdom of heaven/everlasting life thing goes.
>> Anonymous
>>285662
skinning and eating things is much more palatable when they don't have souls, agreed?
that why I have to skin and eat humans, only thing that gets myt rocks off anymore is imaging their soul hovering up looking back down in horror as I devour their flesh
>> Anonymous
>>285535
This is the closest thing to a good thing the Onion has produced since the nineties.
>> Anonymous
The hell is the statue of liberty doing there?
>> Anonymous
>>285740

Nothing. It's just that that unfunny Onion faggot wants to add a crying statue of liberty to his every doodle.
>> Bidoof
Why would they be in cages in heaven?
>> Anonymous
I DUN THOTR ANIAMELS HEV SOULS?

SKIPPY! MA POOCH
>> Anonymous
lul trolled

>>285631
failed recovery
>> Anonymous
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I'm just going to leave this here
>> Anonymous
>>285535
>> Anonymous
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