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dilemma Anonymous
so in short 3 of my friends are trendwhores and want to spend the summer in the alaskan wilderness until college in the fall. How do I talk them out of this?
>> Anonymous
Protect the Permafrost campaign.
>> Anonymous
Holy shit let them.
For the good of the human race.
>> Alienbob
just tell them that not everybody finds a bus in the middle of no where, filled with food and shelter, they will probaly say screw it and not go, or they will frees to death and get eaten by a moose.
>> Anonymous
Only thing about Alaska that's impressive is how fuckin big it is, and on foot you don't really appreciate it. No roads to drive it in the Northern half either. Plus, the people are angry and mean and absa-fucking hate these hippy summer squatters. Much more impressive state parks in the continental US.
>> Anonymous
I'll be fun to see how their bodies will be found half eaten and mutilated beyond human comprehension. Nature is not your friend.
>> gizmogal !MmLOyiCYJs
remind them what happened to that retard.

or just force them to listen to the soundtrack all day.
enough to drive anyone nutso.
>> Anonymous
Let them go, then when they're back the next day make fun of them for years.
>> Anonymous
just make sure they bring a .22, they may run into a moose they need to shoot five times with it and kill, which i hear tell is very, very impossible
>> Anonymous
Sounds like the kind of plan making my friends tend to do. Ask them about it tomorrow and they will have forgotten about it.
>> Anonymous
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I encourage environmentalists to go camping in Alaska alone, but they're all too happy to spend time in their air conditioned political action centers to care about such niggling details like hypocrisy.
>> Anonymous
>>266002

you guys should just go on a cross country road trip.
>> Anonymous
>>266013

I like the idea of a bus being "full of shelter"
>> Anonymous
Don't waste your time. Let them go out and die. At least the guy in the OP's pic (the real one) had some knowledge about roughing it before he tried.
>> Anonymous
hahahahahaha.

Ask them if they know how much work, knowledge and experience goes into living off the land. especially for a couple of months.
>> Anonymous
>>267148

yeah and even then he was a retard and got himself killed.
>> Anonymous
Tell me where they will be. I will make these friends vanish, leaving only my trusty rape post behind as evidence of their demise.
>> Anonymous
Why don't you tell them that you will hunt them down and kill them? Or jump them and beat the shit out of them and take their gear right as they're heading out.

First comment ever!
>> Anonymous
If you can't talk them out of it at least talk them into actually preparing properly. Maybe they can hire a real guide or somebody who knows what the hell they are doing.

Otherwise, have them watch the ending on repeat 20 times and maybe they'll change their minds.