aren't these guyz cute!!! is it true they kill pet dogs?
no, the kiwi is the most harmless creature ever.
it would have to be reaaaally small dogs. I've seen some dog's lawn fudge bigger than than some of the kiwi's I've seen. I AM talking about the birds, not the fruit. ;)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs
>>98788such a cute kiwi
I've never seen one, but their eggs are supposed to be massive.
>>98811you're thinking osterich eggs
>>98815no, he's right... kiwi eggs are HUEG LIEK XBOCHS
I can't believe a small, flightless bird is my national symbol.
>>98811Kiwi eggs can weigh up to one quarter the weight of the female. Usually only one egg is laid. Although the kiwi is about the size of a domestic chicken, it is able to lay eggs that are up to ten times larger than a chicken's egg
most kiwis that aren't birds are fruits, if that helps any. :)
>>98834OH SNAP
>>98834Oho. Very clever.
Harmless? I bet the little monsters can carry lice.
>>98865that and their nostrils are in the very tip of their beak, so they can inject boogers into you as an offensive tactic
The only thing the kiwi does is be super awesomeit's blind and nocturnal and has a cute little chirp, and wtfrocks insects and shit with its nostrils and beakfucking best flightless bird in the world tbh
>>98834truer words
"Kiwifruit" is one fucking word like pineapple or strawberry stupid americans.
>>98788I love how at the very end of that video, just before the credits, you hear a faint "thud".
>>98965Or "grapefruit."But when you say you're putting kiwi in the fruit salad, there's absolutely no ambiguity like there would be between "grape" and "grapefruit."
No.98780Hey you might be thinking of the CASSOWARY, another flightless bird which is large and extremely agressive (ie: Kills people)
>>98788Fucker made me cry manly tears
>>98788shed a tear over this. BOTTLED UP EMOTIONS FOR THE WIN (J/K LOSE)
>>98953old as the internet
>>99526Manly tears indeed.
so cute