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Anonymous
ITT: Japanese Motherfucking Goblin Shark.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1827649

This thing is seriously the fucking alien, see video for proof.
>> Anonymous
:22 to :29 I shat massive bricks
>> Anonymous
Someone call Sigourney Weaver!
>> Anonymous
Freaky.
And the hole in the neck for its gills made it even more horrifying.
>> Anonymous
why are you on collegehumor....
>> Anonymous
>>307981

They had the best video of the Alien action I could find
>> Anonymous
Fffffffuuuuuuuuck. I thought a Goblin shark's jaws were like that all the time, and that was bad enough, but that? That was masonry excretion time.
>> Anonymous
I want to dump one of these the country club's pool and watch it take down some teenage heart-throb lifeguards
>> Anonymous
>>307994

Lifeguard Steve: Relax Nicole, I got this.
Nicole: Oh, be careful, you perfectly toned hunk!
Lifeguard Brian: Alright, Stevester, just watch out dude, that thing gives me the creeps.
Evil Lifeguard Anon: DO IT FAGGOT
Shark: RARGWHSHWODHGOAIWCN
Brian+Nicole: OH GOD NO STEVE
Anon: >:3