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Cockaphobe(Lololol)
Long story short, my aunt had a cockatoo, male, named Doogie because she's a pothead hippy. She got the bird after it had lived with a family with 2 preteen boys and a little girl for about a year.

This bird was nice most of the time and I thoroughly enjoyed holding him and petting him, he would clean my fingers and rub his head against me, and repeat whatever I said, was awesome.

Now..say..once a week this bird would go on a fucking roid rage, randomly put a hole somewhere in my body, and chase me around the room as I ran, throwing random things at him to slow him down. (Pillows, cardboard boxes, etc, nothing heavy), after about 5 minutes of SHRIEKING in his cage, he would calm down, sleep for an hour, and be back to normal.

Schizo-bird? Are they all randomly tempermental? I'd like to get one at some point if they aren't all crazy, reccomend me a bird that isn't crazy and explain why this one may have been so crazy Anon?
>> Anonymous
nice cock
>> Anonymous
>>2003522 preteen boys
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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Maybe it just hates you. I hate you too but thats because you're a Cockaphobe.

Were you doing something just before the 'roid rage'? Such as beating him with a stick or singing Britney Spears as you fags are wont to do? Perhaps he has glaucoma and needs his medicine?
>> Anonymous
You have a choice. You can either go to a vet and/or animal psychologist or you can put up with this once a week for the next 75 years... so... around 3900 more times. have fun!
>> Anonymous
Has there been some big changes in his life? Or in his diet? What does he eat? Does he get enough exercise and attention? How old is the bird? Could it be in a treshold of adultery? If nothing else gives any explanation to the behaviour, it could also be early springfrenzy. Some birds get pretty rough during spring, because of the hormones.
>> Anonymous
It's a fucking cockatoo. They're terribly bad-temptered buggers, with all the smarts to boot. My boyfriend's grandmother owned a cockatoo that used to steal cutlery to throw them at people, sneak up on people to bite them on their leg, making sure ot stick its head up the pants, and waited till unsuspecting visitors turned their gaze away from him to bite them.
>> Anonymous
Cockatoos revel in destruction and psychological damage.
>> Anonymous
African Greys aren't nutty like cockatoos as long as you treat then right. They may warm their feet in your spaghettis though.
>> Anonymous
>>200869
LISTEN TO THIS MAN
>> Anonymous
Eh, cockatoos. That just comes with the territory. Good thing is, it'll probably tone down in some, uh, 30 years' time. You'll just have to find some way to get him back in his cage when he gets these episodes if only to protect yourself.

Call him a tsundere and be done with this line of inquiry?