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what does /an/ name their pets?

this is Doctor Skyler Noisewater-Biscuitbarrel IV
>> Anonymous
kattenman

means something like: cat(s)man.
>> Anonymous
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I have cats named, Gizzy, Scrawnson, dark side scrawnson, pepsi, eewak, meezma.
>> Anonymous
Pets are to be named after food.

Biscuit, Brownie, Shake-n-Bake, Burrito, Waffles, et cetera.
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this is colonel heinrich von fluffysteifelen the third
>> Anonymous
>>190690
bad german is bad
>> Anonymous
my cats name is kitty.
>> Anonymous
Lord Jericho Pennyworth of Worcestershire the Seventy-Fifth.
>> Anonymous
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bitch
>> Anonymous
My cat's name is Penis.
>> Anonymous
long pet names are pretentious and dumb.

my black cat is named Salem, my american bulldog is named Lucky, and my chihuahua is named Tiki.
>> Anonymous
My dog is Hitler and my cat is Cat.
>> Anonymous
>>190694
LOL
>> cant touch this !AB5fTSvpY6
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my cats name is captain gaidoku fuzu.and i like being pretentious.
>> Anonymous
Five cats: Pinky Dama, Double Cat, Rose Watermelon, Ki-T Kitty, and Treize Kushranada.

Before that we had three dogs: Skipper Deeze, Max, and Brandy.
>> Anonymous
basset hound Brisco
lab mix Misty
fish: Tom Hanks.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
I am pleased by the amount of baked goods in this thread.

As for my pets:
Rainya (Snailcat)
Caesar and Paris (snailkittens)
Rustica Jones (aka Rusty)
Riley James
Charlotta (aka Charlie)
Nima and Barang (aka Neo and Barry)
and Rufus Orillion, often called Dufus

I rarely call them by their actual names or the 'nicknames' I mentioned, though officially those are their names. Generally I call them Stupid, Stupidhead, Stupidface and Buttface. The snailkittens are usually called homophobic slurs, and Snailcat responds to Slut and Whore. And yes, they respond to those names (ie, turn their head, come running towards me, stop whatever they were doing that they were not supposed to be doing, etc).
>> Anonymous
my fish is named HERNANDEZ.
he's a lazy asshole.
>> Anonymous
All cats: Chang, Eng, Big Head, Atilla, Fearless, Big Rhonda, Asmodeus, Calista, Punkin, Freckles, Smudges, Ziggy, Diddy (short for Didymus), and Lobster. I obviously have not had all of these cats at once, these are just all the cats I've had throughout my life.
>> Anonymous
>>190817

For the record, i think lobster is an awesome name for a cat
>> Anonymous
>>190820
Yes, quite. I concur, hmm .... yes.
>> Anonymous
Equinox, Solstice (two kittens, unrelated, abandoned and given to me within a week of each other)

Turbo, Tokico (part of a litter of four we fostered, Camaro and Fritters were adopted out)

Jagr, Gizmo (my mom's dogs)

Our rats have, for the most part, followed a common theme: Jenner, Mugen, Peugeot, Maybach, Nismo, Zoe, Weiss.. I'm forgetting one of my sister's, it's been a while.
>> Anonymous
EXCALIBUR!
>> Anonymous
I had a cat. His name was "Cat" or "Asshole" at times. He fucked, fought, and ate with his claws.

I don't think names are important. But if you want crazy stuff check out horse owners. I visited a stable once and, even the most understated pony had numbers after her name.
>> Anonymous
>>190686
i do that wierd shit too, ive had fajitas sukiyaki, poptarts, saki, and pepper
>> Anonymous
Cats over the years: Oliver, Silky (named by a four-year-old), Peepers (named because she wouldn't shut up), Spider, Benny
Dogs: Rosie, Luther, Scylla

My mom had a cat that ate her parakeet. The parakeet's name was Tidbit. Mom has never made that mistake again. Don't name your pets food-based things, they'll just be eaten.
>> Anonymous
Look up five variations on George and my brother, sister, and I have name all the pets frome when we were three to nine any one of those names. Later it became a joke that George became the nick name we give any animal we wished to 'Death Note'.
>> Anonymous
my dog is called shuba which means fur coat or something
well its not her real name but thats how ive been calling her the past few years
>> Anonymous
Our cat's name's Leon (Jean Reno anyone)
I think he has a more of young Sean Connery charm though :D
>> Anonymous
Tom (male shorthair tabby)
Hank (male husky/lab)
Tia (female lab, not related to Hank)
Silver (rabbit)
Iruka & Kakashi (two mice named by little sister)
>> Anonymous
I named my two fish Shiva and Parvati.
>> Anonymous
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honeycreek mystique (named by the breeder, not me) and i have fish named after random harry potter characters, but after a bunch died and got replaced over the years i don't even remember who actually has names and who doesn't anymore. sorta stopped caring after i got the cat.
>> anonamamolous
shiva and parvati??? ya mean like from 3x3 Eyes???
>> Anonymous
>>191155

or hopefully after the millenia years old Hindu religion.
>> VIPKINGs Stalker !cSj9ZqL9.I
>>190851
i like Tokico as a name...had a pair of kittens named Eibach and Takata, but they've been gone for a long while
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
Cats:
Peach and Scotch
Robo hamsters:
Sandy, Cindy, and Mindy
Old Ass Longhaired Syrian hamster:
Pepsi
Lyretail guppies:
No name yet, but we had two ghost shrimp named Puff and Daddy and we're looking for something equally obnoxious
Snail:
Rocky
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My springer spaniels are named Slim and Molly.
Slim responds better to "Boy Dog" or "Dog" or whatever I happen to holler at him.
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Cats: Kiki & Sam
Fish: Freddy & Mercury

Picture very fucking related.
>> Anonymous
Hamster named Taco, Guinea pig named The Governer, Chinchilla named Skillet, and I had a hermit crab named Herpes
>> Anonymous
Turtles:
Gamera (Black Spine-neck Swamp Turtle)
Gojira (Green soft caparace turtle)
Goliat (River Turtle)
Honda (japanese Turtle)
Mr. Ch. Bronson (river Trurtle)

Dog: Manchas (Street Dog)

Tank of Fishes : Legion
>> FZR1K !tgnywOHJ.M
Dogs: Lola and Sammiches
Cats: (Sir)Rigby and Teal'c
Ferrets: Spaghetti, Mogwai, and Dottie Alexander of Of Montreal
Birds: Ba'al, Isis, Osiris, Ra, and Hathor
>> Anonymous
My uncle had a Black Lab named Socrates -- Sock for short.
>> Anonymous
A cat named CS, german shepherd Wolfwood, PBGW Kiira and a kitten, Kito.
>> Anonymous
Foster Dog:
Sigfried (Siggy for short)

Cats:
Poof
Isis
Guinevere aka Babycat

Horses:
Storm
Yankee
>> PLUCK BLUCKER
Dog: Poppers Choobers
Cat: Mr. Bigglesworth
Bird: Petie the parakeet
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This is Tobias, and I have a rose gray tarantula with many alternative names (Fluffy, Spidey, Shelob, whatever you feel like calling her, she doesn't give a shit)
>> Anonymous
>>191312
Ahhh, Shelob. I don't think they mentioned her name in the movie, and she played a very tiny part as compared to the book. That's how I identify literate oldschool Tolkienfans.
>> Anonymous
Dogs: leo [german shepherd] and sheska [border collie mix]
horses: little man, shitaqua, sequioa [all mustangs] and pandora [mustifino]
Pot bellied pigs: Harley-hog -willy-pig, darla, albino blue, weird alphones.
cats: sewer cat, zombie cat.
rabbits: shotgun, and foxyloxy
Gerbils: Sandtrap, martini, luna, and solaris.
Ferret: melvin.
>> Anonymous
Cats: Lorelai (Rori), Remi, Lillith (Lilly)
Ferrets: Keiran (Kei), Tiara. Also known as Thing 1 and Thing 2.
>> Anonymous
>>191323

You are insane. You have too many pets to possibly take care of them all and you gave them all shit names.
>> Anonymous
Mr. Barky von Schnauzer

Oh, and a cat named Steve.
>> Arutima
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my calico cat's name is calico, did not search too far for it
>> Anonymous
For the dogs, Notso Little Clyde Sambo, and Maggie.
Cats, we have Charlie(Hank)
Lestat(Tubby)
Goonie
Cookie, Pirate, Talula(All Goonie's kittens)
Savanah
Bowl, Chair, Body, 2 unnamed calicos(All Savanah's)
Mojo
Chloe.

Also, a few unnamed fish.
>> Wesker !JYbrm0g7fs
Currently I have:
Cats: Misty and Cheshire (Chesi)
Dog: Opus
Snake: Annalise

Animals I have had:

Dogs: Shadow, Brandy, and Rhea (technically my father's dog, but I named her)

Cats: Frosty, PK, Siam (a stray, but she came around every so often in my old house) Diamond

Spiders (not technically pets, but they were young cellar spiders and despite my dislike of spiders I liked them): Raul, Leon

Chameleons: Louie, Speedy

Rabbit: Pipkin AKA "Mr. Bun" (turns out she was a "Ms. Bun" though)

Betta: Grey Fox AKA "Killer." Fucker lived for over a year, my longest lasting fish yet, and had a love affair with my pinky.
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>>191359
you have a cat called lestat (tubby) we have a cat called lestat and we call her chub or chubba. small world lol. pic of said cat.
>> Anonymous
>>191195

I approve of the name Sammiches for a dog!!!
>> Anonymous
Living:
Huge choc lab: Java
Shar-pei/lab mix: Sasha
Chihuahua: Paco
Parakeet: Tiki
Grey, long-haired, neighborhood cat: Grey

Dead:
Maine Coon: Joe Kitty, or just Joe
Moo cat: Mickey Kitty, or just Mickey
Tabbies: Hue and Stretch
Fatass tabby: Buffer
Lovebird: Crash
Prairie Dogs: Chip and Daisy
>> Anonymous
Cats: Mogget and Fox
Dog: Tambo
Snake: Basil
>> Allergic to Cats Anon
Dads cat - Ticky (also hellspawn)
Mums cats Tiges & Puss
Dads Dog - Jess (mushtaq)
Spot the kelpie/heeler RIP 3yrs (truck got him)
Mr D (Peter) the Heeler RIP 20yrs
Blacky the outside cat RIP 21yrs

Sharefarmers:
Taneisha aka Labradog, shithead
lucy - Mutt 15yrs and still going

500ish cows all named different names, favourites Pearl, Reek

Also
Brandy (brandito) my mates dog
>> Anonymous
Cats I've had over the years: Stretch, Nala, Sniffer, Minion, Quincy, and Kiki

Dogs: Spuds Mackenzie, Snoopy, Booger, Skeeter, Crackers
>> Anonymous
cats: charlie, puss, bully
dogs: Britain (britt) jess, buddy, oliver, tinker.
axolotls(salamanders):loki kenghis, little loki.

charlie, puss, pully, britain, jess and kenghis died quite a long time ago :(
>> Anonymous
>>190820
>>190845
He was an awesome cat. We got him from a shelter, he was 18 pounds and had THUMBS (6 toes on each paw).
>> Anonymous
Ball python: Loki (nickname: Snakestis)
Goldfish: Neil & Emmy
Red betta fish: 6:35
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my bunneh's name is Lili.

she also goes by Miss Lili, Bun, Fat, Bitch, Boo, Poopeh, Poop, Audrey Stapina the Whore and Commander BunBun. She really is a bitch.
>> Anonymous
Bunnies: Ink, Clown, Kitty, Dill
Dog: Trick
>> Anonymous
Cat: Bucket
Dog: Ee-ee, since most dog names devolve into that anyhow I thought I'd skip the process. She alternatively goes by mutt, shitbag, fleabag, sack, ratbag, dog and various relatives names (usually from my mother trying to remember what she's called).
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Welp folks, I named him Huma. Because I did.
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I just call my bunnies "Bunny". They respond to it and got used to how I call them.
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The one on the left is Anjalie

And the one on the right is Nannet

Idk when we were kids one day I ran around screaming the word anjalie, and then decided to name my new cat that, my sister named the other one
>> Anonymous
>>190677

MRRAAWWWWOOOO MRAWWWWWOOOO
>> Anonymous
>>190667
Gotta say, that's a freaking awesome name for a pet. Especially a dog.
>> Anonymous
am i the only one who doesn't have 14 cats 11 dogs 23 smallfurries and 6 horses?
I have 2 dogs but they aren't actually mine they are my mom's..... i had a cat that didn't live at my house but he died.
>> Anonymous
>>191726

Yup, meet me and my single companion.

>>191568
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Fergus. Worst name ever or worst name ever? He was already named that when I adopted him, and I just couldn't get rid of the association for some reason, even when I tried renaming him. At least no one else's dog is named that.
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>>191735
Also, Kiki. Named because my nephew has a speech impediment and kept calling her "ta kiki" instead of "the kitty."
>> Nyarly
I have three cats called Jasper (grey Maine Coon/??? hybrid), Isobel (grey Maine Coone pure breed) and Sammy (Ginger/Cream Maine Coone pure breed)

My grandmother has two snow white persians called Miki and Pip.
>> Anonymous
>>191735

That's a manly name - sick 'em FERGUS! SICK BALLS!
>> Anonymous
cock sucker 2000 or as i like to call him the cs 2000
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joe
>> Anonymous
>>191772

rofl good lord
>> Anonymous
I've had Kiki[cat], Goldeen, Seaking,[fishes, obviously] Annie[dog], Jazz[mouse], Esmerelda, and Demitri. [Hermit Crabs] Fredward [Bat]
>> Anonymous
I've only had one dog - his name was Scamp and he used to chase my mom's car for blocks, she literally had to speed up and fishtail her way out of his reach. Crazy bastard. I also have two cats named Casey and Lucyfir, but the former is a treasonous cunt and has run away.
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>>191768
I also call him Ferguson and Fergwad, primarily when he's being a douche.
>> Anonymous
>>191781

Ever tell him to "ferg off"?
>> Anonymous
>>191791
I will now.
>> Anonymous
Got a dobe called Baron...
>> Anonymous
Let's see...

Dogs: Chelsea (When I was like three, I barely remember her. We had to get rid of her 'cause she hated kids. Gave her to some old lady who loved her.), Nicky (I've had this dog since I was six. My dad called me today and told me they were going to put her down. God dammit.), Thor, Ginger

Cats: Bear, BJ, Sammy

Parakeet: Petey
>> Anonymous
Dora, Jack, Willow, WeeWee, Runtsy, Koala, Lime, Lemon.