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Anonymous
Hey guys, what are known effective anti-shark measures, other than staying out of the water?
>> Anonymous
>>218001

There is this device you wear that apparently emits a high-pitched signal that gives them a headache.
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
Punch them in the head. Poke them in the eye. Blah blah.
>> Anonymous
Punch the nose
>> Anonymous
Don't act like food, if they get to close to you give their nose a good whack. make sure theres no fishing boats near by... shark mail. yeah won't stop ya from getting your limbs crushed but hey at least your arm/leg/torso wont get shredded as badly.
>> Anonymous
shark repellent
they have canisters of this shit that you set off and sharks will shit brix and leave
>> Anonymous
>>218055
What does it do? contain the smell of bigger sharks?
>> Anonymous
>>218205
Dead sharks, actually. It's hardly perfect, though. In fact some people doubt if it works at all.