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Anonymous
I have decided to tell the tale of a quite epic adventure of my old cat.

The year long adventure of Smokey, epic cat.
>> Anonymous
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Many years ago, back in New Jersey, my cat had disappeared. She was around the age of 8, and she just up and vanished. We had no clue what happened to her, and i was very young at the time, only about 5 or 6. Our parents thought she had died, but me and my sister insisted that she was still out there.
>> Anonymous
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Then, a year after she dissapeared, she came back. She was virtually the same, as if she had never left, we (especially my parents) were shocked and amazed. She lived with us like normal for many years. She lived to be 18 years old, and was always older than me. She was like an older sister to me, and nothing ever hurt more than her death.
>> Anonymous
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Where she went in that year, and what she did, and how she came home will never be known. But we do know she was epic, and will always be in out hearts.

good night, /an/.
>> Anonymous
Let's all hope this does NOT become copypasta.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
She had a wild and crazy adventure, and i'm sure on her catdeathbed, she started to tell you, then realized it would take too long, so she died unsatisfied at having never shared her wonderful story.

Sucks to be you.
>> Anonymous
She went to ninja college in Wisconsin, but flunked out. I know, she was in my class. Threw a wicked ninja-kegger before she left though.
>> Anonymous
Abducted by aliens?
>> Anonymous
she was out having wild, unprotected sex and filling the world with many unwanted kittens who starved or who were finished off by unmerciful vultures who mutilated them.

good night to you too.
>> Joey
She probably went to live in someone house a block away.
>> Anonymous
she wrestled tornadoes and ate alligators.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
At first she went to live in a house a block away, but halfway there, she was abducted by aliens. One day she managed to escape and went to ninja college. While there, she had wild, unprotected sex at a ninja-kegger, filling the world with many unwanted kittens who starved or who were finished off by unmerciful vultures and aligators who mutilated them. To get revenge for her offspring, she wrestled the alligators and tornados (vultures can transform into them), and when she had defeated them all, she came home.
>> Anonymous
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SCOFF!