THE GEODUCK, IN ALL ITS GLORY!
I saw the Dirty Jobs epThose things are gross! Giant beachcocks
And they are pronounced "gooey-duck" if anyone wants to know
MOAR
/r/ rule 34
O_o tentacle monster!
>>79171"I bet I can eat it."
Good lawd, that thing's almost as big as my cock.
"Geoduck, I choose you!""Geoo-duck."
geoduck...always good for a laugh
WTF?
Holy crap, I had completly forgot those things existed....I could've sworn they were smaller, though...
It tastes pretty good. I always wondered about the pronunciation though.
>>79277that's what everyone says when they realize their comparative smallnes.
can some one please tell wtf that is??????
>>79310"goo-eee-duck">>79339It's a clam
Specimens weighing over 15 pounds (7.5 kg) and as much as 2 meters (6 ft) in length are not unheard of.
lul
penis
my school mascot! (seriously)
>>79438I want to go to your school! (seriously)
>>79446epic win
Ew, I actually saw these being sold as food at the supermarket. ._.
>>79498Really?! NO WAI! ^_^
>>79438Haha, you're a Greener.
so, what does it taste like?
>>79531certainly looks like it would taste like uncircumcised penis
>>79531salty milk
Allegedly, like a clam only not as fishy.One has to wonder about people who would eat something that looks like a gigantic armored wang.
Yeah, it tastes kind of like meaty clam. Not bad at all. Sure, it looks like a penis, but once you boil it and cut it, it looks pretty nice.
theyre good, slice em up thin, dunk in some hot pot...yum yum yummmseriously its just different cultures...i think its much worse to be eating fast food with butane n shit (aka mcDicks) than seafood that looks like a penis...
>>79602>Yeah, it tastes kind of like meaty clam. Not bad at all. Sure, it looks like a penis, but once you boil it and cut it, it tastes like penis
Never understood why its pronounced gooey duck but it is
>>79602>>once you boil it and cut it, it looks pretty nicethe same is true of a penis
>>79522they sell them at all the asian grocery stores at the seafood sections, they taste pretty good but i don't really like it. i'm chinese btw
>>79917"The name is derived from a Nisqualli word meaning 'dig deep', and its phonemically counterintuitive spelling is likely the result of poor transcription."
>>79932try eating a penis sometime. they are tough and sort of leathery and I find them impossible to chew. balls are much better eating.