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dear /an/

my wealthy uncle just agreed to buy me an authentic fur coat for my birthday. he has connections to a business that is able to create a fur coat out of any type of rare animal, my question is, what kind of animal is the softest, and would make the best fur coat from their fur?
>> Anonymous
human.
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>> Anonymous
Wolly Mammoth.
>> Anonymous
>>137245
Wooly*
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I'd go for Sable.

In before PETA & Animalia
>> Anonymous
how about a black man
>> Anonymous
The Nazis told me human skin works really well, especially for wallets and lamp shades.
>> Ocean
alpaca
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
I would want a jaguarundi coat. Reddish brown coarse hair that's waterproof? Fuck yes.

However, I sincerely doubt you will get any kind of coat, you delicious troll, so here are some more suggestions:

Pubic hair
Human (seconding this one)
fluffy kittens
Toyger
fluffy toyger kittens
Afghan (not spun wool, but like a fucking afghan pelt. sweeeet)
fluffy afghan puppies
>> Anonymous
>>137250

Don't be ridiculous. If you put your wallet in your coat pocket, you would never get it back.
>> Anonymous
Mole fur is the best.
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I suggest dalmatians. 101 of them.
>> Anonymous
himalayan snow leopard
>> Anonymous
>>137285
>>Don't be ridiculous.

If the Balkifags see this, they'll start raiding /an/.
>> Anonymous
Pegasus
>> Anonymous
Griffon.
>> Anonymous
Seal fur is literally the softest of them all. Good luck with that.
My family used to run a fur coat business and I have an old seal fur coat. It's insanely soft. You could just get an old one and modify it to make it modern, because seal fur couldn't be more illegal.
>> Anonymous
>>137305
>> Anonymous
Chinchilla. Try to get an old one, I'm sure there are ton around.
>> Anonymous
Chinchilla
>> Anonymous
Get a coat made out of rat fur, that would be awesome. I guess you could cheat and use nutrias. Think about what would happen if you told somebody your coat was made of rats.
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>>137231
Use baby skin, its quite soft.
>> Anonymous
lol troll
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Hawaiian Monk Seal, get one made of them before they're extinct :)
>> Anonymous
get your uncles to kill a furry and use that

FUCK YOU FURFAGS
>> Anonymous
I heard rhinoceros skin is quite the item to have.
>> Anonymous
`Kittens. Lots of kittens.
>> Anonymous
mosquito fur
>> Anonymous
shota fur
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Sable is a very nice fur, very soft, I recomend that ^_^ Its also VERY expensive, about worth its own weight in gold, last i heard, the coat in my picture is worth 60 G's US Dollars.
>> Anonymous
Troll post is troll
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skunk comes in many color variations and is sometimes referred to as sable. :)
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Never mind soft. A buffalo coat would keep you toasty in the Antarctic, and you'd have the satisfaction of wearing one of the most powerful animals of the Americas.
>> Anonymous
>>137437
good lord, that is gay.
>> Anonymous
PETA RAGE
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>137462
Damnit, I think it's an awesome idea. I have a roughly 1' square of buffalo hide inherited from my native ancestors (fuck you, crackers), and it smells like bull and smoke. It's rough and soft at the same time. I would love to have a buffalo coat, with perhaps arctic fox fur on the inside. Fucking awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>137231
Clearly human
>> Anonymous
>>137485
Lucky. All I inherited was... well, jack squat. I don't even think my "tribe" is in existence any more. :(

Anyway delicious troll, why not get a vintage fur coat; don't kill nothing new and your rich uncle would be happy to spend that money I'm sure.

Tho I second rat coat if you actually want one. That would be an awesome way to get rid of rats.
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dear /an/

my wealthy uncle just agreed to buy me an authentic human coat for my birthday. he has connections to a business that is able to create a human coat out of any type of human, my question is, what kind of human is the softest, and would make the best human coat from their skin?
>> Anonymous
>>137546

Clearly, babies make the best human coats.
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>>137310
Maxamillion Pegasus?
>> Yugi
blah blah blah card games blah!
>> Pegasus
>>137584
blah blah blah attack mode blah
>> Yugi
>>137585
Blah blah blah!
>> Pegasus
>>137586
Blaaah!
>> Anonymous
>>137587
i LOVE yu-gi-oh the abridged series!!!
>> Anonymous
>>137588
thank god some one got that.
>> Anonymous
human fetuses
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>137589
Way WAY too much effort. Bravo my friend, Bravo.
>> Kaiba
>>137601
screw the rules i have money!
>> Anonymous
TALK TO THE HAAAAAAAND
>> Anonymous
>>137237
Humans don't have fur IDORT.
>> Anonymous
>>137613
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>> Anonymous
Muskrat. No, seriously. They have a really soft pelt.
>> Anonymous
>>137305
I was expecting it, but I lol'd anyways.
>> Anonymous
human skin!
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Whatever you get, Heart-kun should be a part of it.
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http://bh-t.hypermart.net/antique-images/buffalo-coat.jpg

Vintage buffalo coat, not faggy like the other pic. If you wear a buffalo coat, you sure as fuck better wear a western hat with it.
>> Anonymous
Chinchilla fur is the softest there is.
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clearly a true /v/irgin knows that only wigglytuff fur is the softest of all.