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Anonymous
They say my cat's bread is "blue Ragdoll" or some shit like that. I have to wonder though, if this is code for "Ninja Bear" because my cat is a fucking assassin. She's about 4-5 months old, has been caught drinking out of our glasses with rum and such when our back are turned and REFUSES to stop, no matter how many times she gets a flick on the nose or a push away, even a grab of the scruff of the neck.

My question is, yes, I do have one, how the hell do I make her stop? I can hardly sleep, today she bit my face and when I made a mad noise she swatted me in the face with her claws. I AM getting a personal guard out of this, I have discovered saying "gett'im" causes her to attack the closest person to her, and she follows me around like a puppy, but she won't stop clawing at feet or just doesn't take the hint that it's not funny anymore.

Picture is of said demon.
>> Anonymous
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And... I feel retarded for putting "bread" instead of "breed"
>> Anonymous
She needs more attention and loev.
>> Anonymous
But I give her so much! She just ends up biting and scratching me when I try... there are 4 of us in my home, no small children and she has my rats to play with... but she just looks sad sometimes... I know dogs and horses pick up on emotion, so perhaps cats do to.
>> Anonymous
Have you tried spritzing her with some water from a spray bottle or a squirt gun? It might startle her more than a nose flick.
>> Anonymous
YOU WERE A FOOL TO RAISE YOUR KITTEN ON SPEEDYCAT
YOU WILL NOW SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES
>> Anonymous
What many people miss is that cats do have ranking just like dogs (and humans) do. I think your cat thinks she is on top since you are a wuzz, and therefore she feels in her right to steal your food, wake you up at night, hit you in the face and doing just about whatever she wishes. Time to put yourself on top.
>> Anonymous
>>72549
Yeah, just sit on it.