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Anonymous
Once in a while, when I get really lonely, I have sex with my dog.

He is a Golden Retriever-German Shepherd mix named Coal.

When I do have sex with Coal, he doesn't seem to mind, but doesn't seem very happy, either.

So /an/, how can I get my dog to enjoy having sex with me?
>> Anonymous
i dunno lol
>> Anonymous
in the state of washington, it's against the law to have sex with animals if they don't derive pleasure from the experience. Law enforcement has been notified!