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This is Sam and Murphy from left to right. I'm resting on the couch y'know, watching that 70's show, eating cheez-its... while these two chase each other around the house. Everything's going great. Suddenly, they run across my face at light speeds and one of their claws catches my eye. MOTHERFUUUUUUCK.

I grabbed the nearest cat (I don't even know which one did it, but I caught Sam) and pressed my face up against his, making sure he could see my damaged eye. I let out a house rumbling roar of beastial fury. At first Sam tried to pull back, but then afterwards he just seemed stunned. Even after I let go of him and he just sat there paralyzed.

I cleaned up my eye and it's not that bad, my eyeBALL wasn't even touched. Sam is just laying there where the incident happened. I come to you /an/ with regret. Did I go too far?
>> Anonymous
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umm. a little. they were just playing. if they [i say they b/c you don't know who did it] did it on purpose, i say grab and yell all you want. but they are just cats. cats run on things and they run with their claws out. that's life.

you should give your kitty treats and say your sorry for having such a bad temper. and then put yourself in the corner for 5 mins.
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Murphy did it, just look at him.
>> Anonymous
They don't care. Cats and other animal don't understand cause and effect unless it's taught over and over.
>> Anonymous
Aww, I feel bad for the cat but for fucks sake, I can't stop laughing.
I think you went a bit too far, considering they weren't really misbehaving and it was an accident, and you don't know which one did it, but they'll be fine. Just apologize and give him some treats, like someone said. Maybe encourage some play to let him know that he's not forbidden and what not.
>> Anonymous
They could have potentially blinded you in one eye. A beastial roar is the least punishment possible.
>> Anonymous
>>231657
What ugly fucking cats you have.
>> Anonymous
>>232018

GTFO nao plz

kkthx
>> Anonymous
I lold, and am glad your eye is undamaged.
>> Anonymous
>>232033

I gotta agree with>>232018. Compared to most cats whose pictures are posted on the internet, those cats are rather subpar.
>> Anonymous
>>232018
>>232045

Who give a shit. He didn't post with "OH MY GAWDDD AREN'T MY CATSSS CUTEEEE", he posted about how much he raged.

Personally, I think they're cute. But eh. Still, you guys had no reason to say that.

But yeah...I fucking hate cats sometimes. Every time my cat jumps up in my lap and misses and I have to pull her claws out of my leg, I want to take a fork and stab her and yell "HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FEEL"
>> Anonymous
Protip: cats are fucking stupid.

You could beat them, sling them around, shout at them, and as long as you hold a bag of treats they will treat you like the cock of the walk.

Sure, with enough consistant and constant abuse they will fear you, but even once a day beatings will have nary an ill effect.
>> Anonymous
Just admit it, cats don't care. It's not like raging at him will really have any lasting effect. I know someone who constantly harasses his cat, and the damn thing still sleeps in his room every night and won't leave.

Also, those cats are actually pretty cute.
>> Anonymous
>>232062
Anonymous being an asshole for no real reason? YOU DON'T SAY!
>> Anonymous
oh hay hamps

i looked at that pic and i was like wow they look just like sam and murphey and then what do you know

give them some water time they'll forget all about it
>> Anonymous
My cat once knocked a vase over my head, when I heard it move (I thought it was my friend) I turned around and punched it at the same time. Poor girl, I cracked her skull.

I'm 260 pounds and in AA
>> Anonymous
So, a day later, how is the eye?
>> Anonymous
>>232018
>>232033
>>232045
>>232062

I actually felt bad saying it, but I've been depressed lately and wanting a cat of my own so I felt like hurting someone else too.
>> Anonymous
they're cats that are not retardedly deformed of course they're cute
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>Compared to most cats whose pictures are posted on the internet, those cats are rather subpar.
Here's kitten-mode for cuteness, still together.. these two are inseparable.


>>232082
Eye's fine. Totally uncalled-for rage. It's really nothing, just a tiny cut. Where it nicked my eye though made it hurt so bad, I'm just a huge pussy I suppose.

Sam's back to normal. He's in my lap right now and he's over it, we're brosephs again.
>> Anonymous
>>232288
They were cute as kittens, how'd they get so ugly?
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>>232292
Haha I dunno, but seriously what's ugly about them? I think they're cute, if so many people think otherwise I'm genuinely curious. Maybe I don't see it, I'm a little worried now. I thought that's just what happens when kittens grow up... maybe I'm wrong lol.

I know Sam got way huge though, compared to Murphy anyways. He's like 13lbs, whereas Murphy is only 8lbs. I don't know much about cat breeding. Can't a litter have different fathers? I assumed that was why they're so different in color and size. Or maybe Sam's just got recessive/dominant phenotypes... I really dunno how it works in cats.. maybe Sam's just fat lol.
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SUP
>> Anonymous
>>232295
>Can't a litter have different fathers?
yup. because girl cats turn into TOTAL SLUTS when they're in heat.
>> Anonymous
>>232295
The shape of their heads. Their bodies look healthy but the skin on their heads seems like it is pulled really tight. I can see their skull poking through... it just looks gross. It's kind of wrinkled as well...

Looking closer, it is the gray one that is ugly. He has really gaunt cheeks. Like a vampire or something.
>> Anonymous
>>232066

Keep telling yourself that, idiot. Cats hold serious grudges, and especially if someone they like and trust stat mistreating them they're going to give you hell. Cats aren't like the fucking dogs.
>> Anonymous
>>232295
He's not ugly in that pic. It's the OP pic that he looks hideous. Maybe it's just a trick of the light or something.
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>He has really gaunt cheeks. Like a vampire or something.

Haha whoa holy shit yeah. aside from being much smaller and dark colored, Murphy's face is very narrow compared to Sam's. Sometimes when the light hits him just right he looks like a fucking vampire from Oblivion. I could never put my finger on it though until you said that.
>> Anonymous
>>232318
haha, an Oblivion vampire was exactly what I was thinking of when I said it too.
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Now I'll never look at him the same. Thanks /an/ you've ruined a good cat.
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>OH MY GAWDDD AREN'T MY CATSSS CUTEEEE
>> Anonymous
>>232321
Just get used to sleeping with some garlic over your bed.
>> Anonymous
Pics of your eyeball or didn't fuckin happen.
>> Anonymous
>>232327
I am not a Animals & Nature
>> Anonymous
>>232328
So are you a robot or something? Humans = Animals last time I checked.
>> Anonymous
>>232304

Yeah, most cats I know hold serious grudges.
But so do dogs. Not a grudge thing exactly, since my dog's friendly as hell, but it's still relevant: My neighbour has 3 little kids who are shit scared of dogs. My dog's really big and hyper, and will always run up to people and greet them, and when the kids saw her they completely freaked and yelled at her to go away and all that. Big as she is, she's a complete wimp and will run away anytime someone yells or gets into a fight, so she bolted. Now every time they come over (which isn't too often, but she still remembers them) she'll always make sure to keep her distance and acts all sulky - you'd think they beat her up or something. And she's not just scared of kids or anything. She LOVES kids, and still greets other kids like normal. Just these ones she recognizes as the ones who yelled at her for saying hello and now she wont go near them.
>> Wolfshadow
Raging Anon, I think your two guys are supa-cute and I would snuggle them in a heartbeat. :3 Do not listen to the other anons. Your cats are adorable!