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Anonymous
Hey /an/, I've run across a dilemma.

While I was at school today, my asshole sister decided to delete ALL of my save files for my video games. We're talking about wiping the memory cards clean. When I confronted her about this, she told me she needed to make room for Bratz: Rock Angels.

I raged.

She had a little guinea pig by the name of Mr. Oinkers. While she was at a friend's house, I killed her guinea pig by accident, pushing it around in its ball. She loved that thing, and now I'm in a dilemma.

I'm thinking about cooking it for her as a surprise dinner, without telling her what it is. Any good recipies for cooking guinea pig?
>> Anonymous
/ck/ is that way -->
>> Anonymous
>>269691
This post is bad and you should feel bad.
>> Anonymous
You're a piece of shit and an asshole, OP.

RAGEEEEEEEEEEE
>> Anonymous
Hey guys, OP here.

What's the best way to remove the fur? I've decided I'm going to roast it because a lot of sites suggested it.

And to the folks who are saying this is wrong, I'll have you know that guinea pig is a delicacy in parts of South America.
>> Anonymous
0/10
Pics or didn't happen.
>> Anonymous
>>269702
That you can eat it is not the issue here, the issue is that it was someone's pet and not a wild animal or livestock. Seriously, how would you like it if you drank someone's last beer and in retaliation they ripped your dick off and made you eat it?
>> Anonymous
>>269704

But it was an accidental death.


In other news, I've skinned it (I just used a pocketknife) and it's in the oven. She should be home soon, anyone want to suggest a side to go with the guinea pig?
>> Anonymous
>>269704
According to the OP, it's a delicacy in South America.
>> Anonymous
OPs a troll
>> Anonymous
>>269706
Yeah, the eat Cavies in Peru, and dogs all over Asia. So what? OP is a troll, why you do feed him, speaking of delicacies? He is the one who's feasting here.
>> Anonymous
>>269711
OP here, actually it's going to be my sister who is feasting upon the flesh of her dead guinea pig. I'll post the pics of her reaction.
>> Anonymous
>>269711
>and in retaliation they ripped your dick off and made you eat it?

>it's a delicacy in South America.
>> Doc Holiday
>>269712
Go with asparagus, shits discussing but will thus increase the appealing nature of the said roasted pig of Guinea.
>> Anonymous
>>269691
cut it into strips and cover it in bread crumbs
deep fry it and say its chicken strips.
>> Doc Holiday
>>269730
BIG ass Guinea pig...
>> Guinea Pig Soup Anonymous
I've been to Bolivia and had and eaten soup made almost exactly this way.


Guinea Pig Soup
Ingredients:
* 4 guinea pigs (at least 2 kilos)
* 1 cup oil
* 12 cups water
* 1/2 cup rice
* 2 grated carrots
* 4 sliced potatoes
* 4 boiled eggs
* 2 tablespoons oregano
* Salt

Instructions:

Cut the guinea pigs removing the heads and feet, into eight pieces.

Écheles salt and fríalos for about five minutes in hot oil.

Drain fat and echela. Boil in water, along with the rice, carrots and potatoes, until they are completely cooked.

Season with oregano and salt.

Make dressing with onion and chili marinade, and Accompany with potatoes and eggs.
>> Anonymous
>>269763
>Écheles salt and fríalos for about five minutes in hot oil.

echeles = throw in
frialos = fry them
>> Anonymous
It's Ecuador that it's a delicacy in. George Zimmern ate one on Bizarre Foods. He described it as tasting like extremely sweet pork shoulder.

I'd lol at the Titus reference, but considering how stupid you are, it's more likely a South Park reference to you.

Don't you think the fact that you killed her pet is punishment enough? Just erase the Bratz data. That in itself would have been punishment enough.

The guinea pig did nothing to deserve what has happened to it.
>> Anonymous
Guys. The thing is already dead; it was an accident.

Might as well not let a perfectly good guinea pig go to waste.
>> Anonymous
>>269855
>It's Ecuador that it's a delicacy in. George Zimmern ate one on Bizarre Foods. He described it as tasting like extremely sweet pork shoulder.

I saw that in my Spanish class. One of the girls was being a whiny bitch because she can't understand people in different cultures eat different foods.
>> Anonymous
>>269691
How high was his gamerscore?

Also, pics or you're labeled a lousy troll.
>> Anonymous
If you're cooking it as revenge it would be just as well if it weren't very good, so you should just wing it.