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>> Anonymous
What is the egg capacity of a dolphin?
>> Anonymous
Wait they shit the eggs?!?!?
>> Anonymous
No. Just no.
>> Anonymous
booyah!
>> V Man
What are you talkin about, of course dolphins lay eggs. If they didn't they wouldn't be fish.
>> Anonymous
>>77602
They aren't fish.
>> Anonymous
Also.
Lacking teeth and reproductive organs. Who the fuck made this?
>> Anonymous
>>77603
Yes, they are.

gb2/school/
>> Anonymous
>>77598

My thoughts eggsaxtly.
>> Gudo
>>77608
...

Dolphins are mammals.
>> Anonymous
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>>77614

Some mammals lay eggs, platypus, dolphins etc.
>> Anonymous
>>77615

that's a dolphin you moron.
>> Anonymous
>>77615
Don't forget echidnas!
>> Anonymous
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>>77623

Here is a echidnas egg.
>> Anonymous
Chronic the Hemphog
>> Anonymous
>>77615
>>77614
>>77602

We went over this in the last thread. Dolphins are taxonomically speaking dinosaurs, just like birds. That's why they lay hard-shelled eggs. It's really not that difficult.
>> Anonymous
>>77625

that's gotta hurt coming out....
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
>>77625
Gawd is that arm HAIRY.
>> V Man
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Why do noobs like this exist. Dolphins are fish, not mammals. They don't breath air, they breath water. They lay eggs, not babies. The proof that they lay eggs is in the pic I have. Its a preserved dolphin egg from the 50's that has been circulating the net for a while.
>> Anonymous
trollythread is trolly.
>> there born like calfs or horses they do not lay EGG'S Anonymous
there born like calfs or horses they do not lay EGG'S
>> Anonymous
>>77699
how do i missed joke?
>> Anonymous
shitty meme
>> Anonymous
>>77705
also, how do I failed english

EGG's = belonging to the egg.

EGGs = plural of egg.
>> Anonymous
>>77710
Let's not forget "there," "calfs," and the horrendous lack of punctuation.
>> Anonymous
>>77592

I see pixels and inconsistencies in the pic, I claim photoshop.

Nevertheless still a funny idea that the eggs are in the same tract as it's urine.

Now, come to me with a real dissection or the like and I'll believe you.

Really, cutting up things always has been the best answer to correct taxonomy of organic functionalities.
>> Anonymous
>>77713

I don't think it pisses out of it's anus mate...
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This is stupid, and wasn't funny the first time.
>> Ultimo Rey
>>77626
knucles was the echidna, not sonic
>> Anonymous
amazing thread is amazing
>> Anonymous
Man I feel like an ignorant dumbass. This whole time I thought dolphins were fish and they were really dinosaurs.

Good thing I specialized in mammalian biology.
>> Anonymous
wait.. this means they reproduce through buttsex!
>> Anonymous
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Ive said it before, if marine mammals didnt lay eggs, where then do you think beluga caviar comes from?
>> Anonymous
You dumb shit monkey asses Dolphins are mammals.

Male Dolphin Cums inside female dolphin . Little Dolphinette grows inside its mother's womb. And out she shits the lil dolphin.

They Breathe Water WTF do you think they have that blow hole it's not for the delicious butt sex but to eject water as they come to the surface to breathe.
>> Anonymous
Dolphins are the defenders of the seas,
>> Anonymous
>>77890
gb2/remedialhighschoolbiologyclass/
>> Anonymous
>>77879
Yes, this is the normal arrangement for diapsids such as lizards, birds and dolphins.
>> Anonymous
>>77890
You must have been educated in the American south amirite?
>> Anonymous
DA FUCK? dolphins DO NOT breathe water and their blow-hole is certainly not to eject water as they come to the surface. why would they need to do it at the surface when they could just do it underwater? That's aside the point. The point is that you're dumb and dolphins breathe air. Their blowhole is for breathing when they come to the surface.
>> Anonymous
>>77920
WHAT?! The blowhole is there so they can engage in cross species sex with mammals? Why do you think fishermen are always trying to catch them instead of some tuna? Why do you think it's called a blowhole? It's for penile insertion. Dolphins breath water through their gills dumbasses.
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Found OPs picture on Wikipedia - funny thing though, this one didn't have an egg in its ass. Was confused because I didn't think my highschool teachers would lie to me. Here's the pic before it was doctored - damn these horrible memes.
>> Anonymous
>>77924
The lack of eggs reveals this must be a male dolphin.
>> Anonymous
itt, retardation
>> Anonymous
>>77931
I agree. Anyone who doesn't know dolphins lay eggs must be a retard.
>> Anonymous
Weeee! Trolling retards is SO much fun.
>> Anonymous
Male:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Dolphin_anatomy.png

Female:
http://zip.4chan.org/an/src/1176144355367.jpg
>> Anonymous
Opps, Male:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5b/Dolphin_anatomy.png/800px-Dolphin_anatomy.png
>> Anonymous
This is probably the dumbest discussion ever..

The problem with the world is that less than 50 % of it's population can read. The other problem is that most of the fortunate people who can read actually believe in everything they see in writing.
>> Anonymous
I bet none of you guys that claim dolphin eggs aren't real haven't even seen one. They are real, I've seen em with my own 2 eyes. I seriously think you guys have never gone to school.
>> Anonymous
>>77962
Unfortunately ignorance runs rampant in America. It's pretty sad that those who don't know dolphins lay eggs are probably in the majority or close to it.
>> Anonymous
>>77959
Some people will probably believe it when they see someone wrote in this thread that dolphins are mammals and that they don't lay eggs.
>> Anonymous
I know dolphin eggs are real. Last time I was scuba diving in the Indian Ocean I saw a nest of dolphin eggs. But, a bull dolphin chased me off.
>> Anonymous
>>78021
You're lucky. Bulls have been known to maim divers who get too close to the nests.

On a side not I find it pretty funny that male and female dolphins are named after bulls and cows considering bovines are mammals. Nice little joke by some marine biologist.
>> Anonymous
>>78009
man, you're easy to troll.
>> Anonymous
>>77592
But where's the delicious parts?
>> Anonymous
>>78026
I heard about a guy who got too close to a dolphin nest. He ended up losing both his legs. When he was relating the story to media, he claims all he heard were some clicks and screeches before the bull dolphin ripped into him. He never even saw the thing coming.

Moral of this story: Stay the hell away from dolphin eggs.
>> Anonymous
>>78030
LOL lurk moar
>> Anonymous
>>77615
The only mammals that lay eggs are platypus and echidna. They both fall under the category monotreme.
>> Anonymous
>>78065
You are incorrect. Haven't you been reading a single a word in this thread?

Jeez, what are they teaching kids these days? D:
>> Anonymous
This whole thread made me LOL.
>> Anonymous
>>78074
Me too. It's pretty funny that people don't understand how dolphins lay eggs.
>> Anonymous
>>78065
Wrong. What is little known is that nigras lay eggs. However, they're hard to spot since those eggs look exactly like watermelons.
>> Anonymous
>>78186
So nigras are cannibals?
>> Anonymous
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>>78186
>> Anonymous
>>78026

Nah, bull trout are clearly also a fish, despite being named after a mammal. It's common practice.
>> Anonymous
>>78212
They also speak of bull and cow crocodiles. Which is more relevant to dolphins, since both crocodiles and dolphins are aquatic archosaurs.
>> Anonymous
>>78186
I thought they were black spheres the size of bowling balls, and they laid them in those racks at the bowling alley to hide them.
I love threads like this, I learned so much about dolphins!
>> Anonymous
>>78273
they used to but the ball wax was causing deformities in the offspring.
>> Anonymous
The bull/cow/calf thing with dolphins is not as weird as it might sound, since cetaceans evolved from land mammals similar to the ancestors of modern sheep and cows. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that their closest relative is the cow.
>> Anonymous
>>78325
bearlike
>> Anonymous
>>78325
ITT people need to learn their biology, despite the fact that it's clearly explained earlier in this very thread.
>> Anonymous
>>78327
>>78329
The cetaceans evolved from the Mesochynids, which also gave rise to modern ungulates.
>> Anonymous
>>78340
lies, see
>>77678
>> Anonymous
>>78351
Why do people still cling to these laughable "dolphins are mammals" and "dolphins are fish" when it's perfectly clear from evidence that dolphins are the sister clade of birds and crocodiles? This is worse than the "Birds are anything but dinosaurs" bullshit.
>> Anonymous
dolphins = plants. Lichens, to be specific.
>> Anonymous
>>78562
Megafail. Lichens aren't plants.
>> Anonymous
Dolphin == Meat
>> Anonymous
Don't plants lay eggs?
>> Anonymous
>>78562
Lichens are mammals.
>> Anonymous
>>78631
this "egg" is obviously a seed
>> Anonymous
>>77678
>they breath water
really? Oh! SO thats why they have gills.