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God damn pigeons Anonymous
Alright /an/, I have a question for you guys. Anyone know much about pigeons? I have a bunch of wild ones that make their home on our neighbors roof, about 3 feet away from our window. Now whats annoying the hell out of me is there's one male, and one female pigeon that sit on the ledge, and the male just sits there, squeals, coos, and now we're hearing a weird wheezing noise. Anyone have an idea what's going on?
>> Anonymous
Get a cat.
>> Anonymous
rub peanut butter on your cock, and thrust it out the window repeatedly to startle them.
>> Anonymous
>>308170
forgot the add birdseed part
>> Anonymous
If you want to scare away pigeons, get a fake owl. Ceramic, most likely. Sounds weird, but my cousin lives in a condo complex with balconies and pigeons were shitting all over everything. He placed a fake owl conspicuously in his balcony and the pigeons stayed the fuck away. I went there recently and it looks like everyone else with a balcony opening into the courtyard has picked up on this strategy. Every damn balcony has a fake owl staring unblinkingly out of it. Kind of creepy but apparently very effective. Not sure what kind of range you're going to get but it works.
>> Anonymous
Also, you can put a sticky substance on the ledge. They hate that.
Also try to give them something to make the pigeons trip balls. They'll leave the area.

Sure it was from an episode of king of the hill, but if they say it on television, it must be true.
>> Anonymous
1. Get a BB Gun
2. Kill the goddamn pigeons
3. ??????
4. PROFIT!