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This is blasphemy, Anonymous! AnonyCrush
This. Is. A CRUSH THREAD!

Have we forgotten about Crush? I hope we haven't, because he is the most fuckin' awesome cat ever. Well, that's not counting Snailcat or Tulip.
Offspring of Crush + Tulip/Snailcat? Hell yes.

Anyways. Crush, and all other sorts of epic cats. Bonus points if his owner posts.

Picture related.
>> Anonymous
Forced /an/ memes are the worst memes of all.
>> AnonyCrush
>>180805
Kill him!
>> Anonymous
Where do you get all your Crush pics?
Post moar Crush pics!
>> Anonymous
>>180813
>>180807
>>180801
Same person.
>> AnonyCrush
>>180817
You were right about all but 180813.

>>180813
Why, the owned of Crush was so kind to post them. I'll post what footage I have.
>> AnonyCrush
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>> AnonyCrush
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This one's a bit of a favourite of mine.
>> AnonyCrush
I'd post the other two but upload is crapping out on me >.>
>> Anonymous
Where can I get my own Crush?
>> Anonymous
crush is a bit of a gooker if I say so myself
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Bitchin' Haircut
>> AnonyCrush
>>180840
Run that by me again, will you. Indeed!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>181234
Coherency needed, use please. Nope!
>> Anonymous
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>> OwnerofCrush !!mX2/JupwE45
Huh? Wha? Oh, okay. I've got some more pics, I've just not uploaded them onto my computer. I'll post them sometime next week. Until then, I'm sure you can survive with Crush in your heart.
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>> Anonymous
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my cat Minion
>> Anonymous
Is this the same big orange cat named Crush that someone mentioned in a thread a while back because they were moving and gave away all their animals except Crush? I remember thinking that thread was infuriating (they gave away several dogs to the animal shelter because they weren't pretty enough or something), and I'm not gonna lie, it makes me a little prejudiced against this Crush. Just wondering.
>> Anonymous
Ah sweet! I love orange soda!
>> Anonymous
>>181283
I don't think so. Crush is owned by the person who owns Cocoa, the little puppy terrorist from hell.
>> OwnerofCrush !!mX2/JupwE45
>>181283
Sort of. Five years ago I had been living in on a big beautiful property on an island. I had acquired two dogs that had belonged to my mother after she died, and my two cats. Eventually I had to move to Nova Scotia to help my family. I'd be driving the whole way and staying at my uncles house so keeping all four pets would be impossible. So I gave the two dogs away to a woman who took care of one of the parks on the island who had babysat the dogs prior, so they are happy and fine on a far bigger property than I had. I took Crush, as for Shadow? He had become a neighborhood cat. He'd sleep and eat at random houses on the street and not come home for weeks at a time. My old neighbors still take care of them. Do I miss them? Yes. If I could go back and take them, would I? No. They'd have been forced to live in a cramped apartment in the city for a year or two while I was never home. I hardly just cast them out into the wild.
>> Anonymous
>>181341

Ah, okay. I was misremembering, then. Back to discussing Crush, the gigantic orange cat!
>> OwnerofCrush !!mX2/JupwE45
OP, not that I don't love discussing Crush, but why not let this thread sit for now and later tonight I'll upload some new photos of Crush. I'm off for now. So in about 10 hours I'll post a bunch.
>> Anonymous
Being newcomer to /an, what made Crush so great?
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>>180801
Fishing Cat would like to have a few words with Crush.
>> Anonymous
>>181410
Why hello there Jewcat! Good to see you! How are the banks and the media going?
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>>181415
Swimmingly, of course!
>> Anonymous
>>181415
Wait, why is Fishing Cat called Jewcat?
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>>181410

You may talk to Buck, Crush's personal assistant.
>> Anonymous
>>181449
Enormous nose. Controls everything. Jew cat.
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>>181449

He's not. There's one fucktard on here who keeps trying to force the "meme". And I use meme in a very loose sense, of course. THIS is Jewcat. He's just too stupid to tell the difference... that, or he's jealous that Fishing Cat seduced and fucked him and his mom simultaneously.
>> Anonymous
>>181406
He's fucking BEAUTIFUL
He killed a raccoon
He's fucking BEAUTIFUL
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>>181363
Ten hours later and he doesn't deliver.
>> Anonymous
18 hours later...
>> Anonymous
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>>181642
28 days later...
>> OwnerofCrush !!mX2/JupwE45
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Sorry. I've been swamped. I only had time to grab two pictures. Here is Crush using his superior speed to dodge the camera.
>> OwnerofCrush !!mX2/JupwE45
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Before I post the next picture, please note the size difference between Cocoa and Crush when we first brought Cocoa home.
>> OwnerofCrush !!mX2/JupwE45
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Compared to now (Note the shoes claimed by Cocoa.)
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>181692
You gon' get raped

>>181693
Crush appears to be.. spreading..is he sending out roots to grow new Crushes? Can you send me a cutting?

Also, Its nice of Coca to use a buttcoaster, wouldn't want ass prints on the table.
>> Anonymous
Seeing this thread made me realize that attention on Crush's owner has completely inflated his/her ego past the bearable point.

Remember my cat? Isn't he cool? Can we talk about my cat again? Hey, what about my cat?
>> Anonymous
>>181693
what breed is that dog?
>> OwnerofCrush !!mX2/JupwE45
>>181723
Huh? Me =/= OP. OP asked for Crush stuff, the next day I see thread and promise to post a few pictures. The next day I post pictures. I hardly think that's whoring.
>> OwnerofCrush !!mX2/JupwE45
>>181725
A mix of Rottweiler, American Staffordshire and German Shep'.
>> Anonymous
/r/ the Fucking Beautiful Cat copypasta
>> AnonyCrush
>>181726

'tis So.
>> Anonymous
>>181693

Why does everyone on 4chan have such nasty houses?
>> Anonymous
>>182106
4chan is rebelling against martha stewart and her housewife institutions. Also, no girls on the internet = no clean houses posted on the internet.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>182115
You'd think with the amount of faggotry around there would be some semblance of style, though.
>> kitteh Nemorov
Kitteh
>> AnonyCrush
>>182115

IDK, for some reason I suspect Crush's owner is a girl...
>> OwnerofCrush !!mX2/JupwE45
>>182106
This isn't actually our house. We're still looking (we just moved here) so we're staying in my uncle's old house that was mid-renevation. It's pretty run down. As for the crap on the floor? Cocoa's toys.
>> Anonymous
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A challenger appears! I give you, Mr. Mo.
>> Anonymous
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Mr. Crush's assistant, Buck, is on vacation and Mr. Mo will have to book an appointment.