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OH SHIT /an/ MY CAT IS IN LABOR WTF DO I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!

pic is her from a few months ago.
>> Dreamer
>>244123
I would do something between "Leave her alone, she can take care of this" and "Seriously, you should probably call a veterinarian for advice, not 4chan".
>> Anonymous
take her to a dark place taht wont get any sunlight for awhile and set down some clean towels.

also try to make sure she doesnt eat one.
>> Anonymous
give her buttsecks in order to let her relax
>> Anonymous
kick her a couple times in the stomach
>> Anonymous
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>> "fudge her"!! :P Anonymous
>> Anonymous
cut her ears off
>> BitterAnon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>244168
That is stupid. Two out of four replies were helpful.

Besides, /an/ has consistantly given good advice, if you disregard obvious trolls like>>244143>>244145
>> Anonymous
keep cat some wheres dark and quiet, give her a bowl of water maybe some food, because that way she wont have to leave. dont be obnoxious when you check on her if at all because she'll startle and get more stressed out.
>> Anonymous
Calico kittens?! OP where do you live? I would so adopt a little calico kitten when it's old enough to leave its mother if you were close enough to me.
>> Anonymous
Usually nature will kick in and take its course. Give her a box with newspaper or towels, its going to get messy. Make sure the area isnt too cold or hot.

You must monitor her. Make sure the babies are within a few minutes of each other.

If it takes too long for her to give birth or the time between kittens is waaaaaaaaay too long, you'll need to take her to a vet.

Also, learn to google for fuck sakes, you'd be able to get solid information there.
>> Anonymous
OP here, just got home from teh skool. She's got six, happy and healthy. She HAD seven. Unfortunately, over the course of the day she managed to sit on one of them. Rigor mortis had already set in when we found it. Poor little thing. The rest are fine tho.

I have a bigger problem tho: I have a Rat Terrier and a dachshund. I dont know about the dachshund, but Im certain the Terrier will try to kill one of the kittens if he gets the chance (he did it before with a different cat and litter). They're safe where they are now, but how long will it be before the kittens are big/old enough that i can let them out around the house and the terrier wont try to wtfpwn them?
>> Anonymous
>>244398
uh, your terrier will probably try to wtfpwn them for at least a few months if not, um, forever. I suggest you get your damn dog trained.
>> Anonymous
>>244419
he is trained. trained to kill small furry creatures. thats my problem. They dont call em "rat" terriers for nothing
>> Anonymous
stomp on her stomach to help get the kittens out

think of it like a bottle of toothpaste