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>> Anonymous
That damn cat...
>> Anonymous
ONE MORE TIME
>> Anonymous
see it
>> Anonymous
If I
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
WHEN I WAS
>> Anonymous
A YOUNG KITTEN
>> Anonymous
MY CATHETER
>> Anonymous
>>183355
Killed me and got a real pet, a dog.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>183357
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature.
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents.
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array,
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
>> Anonymous
>>183358
Nice pwning of dogs
>> Anonymous
>>183358
Certainly Data would understand that cats ARE sentient and comprehend more than most people do.. I guess that's just bad writing.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>183404
Maybe in the future, the sentient cats of today are wiped out, and replaced with cat-clones which lack the ability to understand the concept of 'self'.

Or maybe "sentient" doesn't mean what you think it means.

I wonder which of these it is..
>> Anonymous
>>183358
My cat is named Spot.

Partly because of this, and partly because, of you know, the spot he has.
>> Anonymous
>>183404
Data has an error in his vocabulary software. I'm sure he means "sapient" instead.

Either that, or the word "sentient" has replaced "sapient" in the future.
>> Anonymous
cats ar dum animels
>> Anonymous
>>183895
I named my cat Schrodinger, look it up on wikipedia
>> Anonymous
>>183917
Do you keep him in a box? Or are you not sure, unless you look?