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Anonymous
Hey /an/, I am thinking about raising painted turtles, how would I go about trapping one?
>> Anonymous
1 Go to pet shop
2 purchase turtle
3 ????
4 Profit!
>> AnonymousPrime !/RDa1B/y1o
White Castle Turles, yum.
>> Anonymous
http://www.turtlesale.com/home/index.php?page=baby-turtles-page-1

7 bucks, you can get a baby red ear online.
>> Anonymous
It turns out turtles are very slow, and do not need to be trapped. Simply pick them up.
>> Anonymous
>>271847
Turtles can go pretty fast one land, and swim fdast in water.
My RES actually RUNS when his feet hit grass.
>> Anonymous
>>271854
>swim fast
>> Anonymous
>>271854
ah, yeah. We found a turtle somehow wandering the streets once- and once we caught him and put him near a bank, that fucker started GUNNING IT. I didn't know turtles were so fast. I guess the rumor about them being slow starts because-- yeah, at their walking speed they're molasses, but when they DO want to get somewhere quickly, they'll shoot for it.
>> Anonymous
>>271856
Yeah.
Mine is pretty damn fast. For some reason he'll run full speed, then just pull his front legs into his shell while his back legs are still running.
BULLDOZERTURTLE.
>> Anonymous
>>271858
I'm crying I just lol'd so hard.
>> Anonymous
>>271841
just in case you were thinking about, if you buy a turtle here it will sick and most probably die, seriously never heard of someone getting a healthy turtle from this place
>> Anonymous
>>271847
Have you ever tried to catch one of these things in a pond?

Only turtle I can catch in a pond is a snapper, which are fun as hell.
>> Anonymous
My BULLDOZERTURTLE currently has edema :/
He has a vet appointment Sunday.

Keeping turtles is exspensive, and takes alot of time.
If you have to fucking catch one just so you can keep one; dont.

You're not ready.
>> Anonymous
>>271827
Sliders forever!