This huge ugly bastard was outside my house.I don't know what the heck he is, but I'm sure he's delicious.
I think he was probably there to chow down on those other little black bugs.
No, you are delicious to him!
Capture it and train it to kill!
>>272055OH, good idea! I can train it to go for the toes with those pinchers.
That is a male dobsonfly. Their pincers look scary but they are weak and cannot hurt you. They aren't used for eating--the are for grasping the female during mating.
>>272063Rape jaws?
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!
>>272063Yep, Dobson Fly or Alder Fly.
oh, man. you think this is bad?the females can actually bite humans. LOOK AT THIS SHIT. this is so much worse than a devil's coach horse- these motherfuckers FLY.Bugs with pincers = worst thing ever. Give me adorable spiders any day.
>>272067DobsonFly is now a Rapejaws
>>272067I don't know about you, but I'd love to grow a pair.Not for raping though, no siree Mr. FBI agent who lurks /an/, no sir, ho ho.