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Please help me figure out what this is. I need a common name to find more.
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A mythological beast.
>> Anonymous
>>167434
www.meatspin.com
>> Anonymous
Biscuit.

...

Ah! Oh, you confused me at first by asking a name. This is of course known as the land lobster.
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^_^
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as a reward: stuff.
>> Anonymous
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...I'm hearing three jokers, perhaps four, but no scientific name.
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Giant isopod.
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>> Anonymous
Quick! Throw your pokeball at it!

I bet it has an awesome special attack
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod
>> Anonymous
Jesus Christ, get in the car!
>> Anonymous
K..Kabuto?
>> Anonymous
thats an isopod, they are a common parasite that feed on dolphin eggs.
>> Anonymous
isopods are also the family that pill bugs are in.
this one lives on the bottom of the ocean below 3000 feet, it's really big too like a foot long
>> Anonymous
>>167711
Dolphins don't lay eggs. They give birth to baby dolphins who are able to swim and breathe on their own. Isopods are bottom feeders.
>> Anonymous
>>167879

of course dolphins don't LAY eggs - the Giant Isopod preys on female dolphins' eggs by extracting the ovaries with their powerful claws.
>> Anonymous
>>167879
Sure. And I suppose dolphins come out fully developed without going through the larval stage also known as silverfish.
>> Anonymous
lolwut?
>> Anonymous
time for a dolphin reproductive cycle lesson, who has the diagram?
>> Anonymous
diagram?
>> Anonymous
Dolphin labia
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Did I hear someone requesting information about the dolphin life cycle? Cause I think I heard someone request information about the dolphin life cycle.

The dolphin lays her eggs in shallow beaches or implants it's eggs in a human (the real reason that dolphin are always close to humans and "rescue them", often using mind control to make the humans forget the rape). After a few months, the tiny larvae leave the beaches in great swarms, much like those of the sea turtle, and spend upwards of three years in a cave or a dark, enclosed area. These are known as "silverfish" and are often found in human habitats many miles from the sea. After a few years, they migrate back to the ocean to begin their miraculous transformation. Unfortunately, a lot of larvae never make it back to the ocean.
>> Anonymous
I wish I had saved that diagram of a dolphin with an egg in it's cloaca, so I could post it every time this question comes up.

If anyone has it, please post.
>> Anonymous
bump 4 dolphin eggs
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kabuto duh
>> Anonymous
>>167925

copy pasta now comes bitter flavored, fun
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>168142
It's too much effort to type all that bullshit out again
>> Anonymous
something japanese
>> Anonymous
>>167434
Ha! that's a decapod, a giant water louse. I bet you got it from at most one step away from SomethingAwful
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>>168572
Obviously, since giant isopods have never been posted on /an/ before.
>> Anonymous
>>167434
It looks like some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
>> Anonymous
>>168627
THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE
>> Anonymous
That's a 55 gallon drum, it looks like it's made of high density polyethylene. Good stuff.
>> Anonymous
>>168969
Did you know that when the make those barrels, they have a blob of plastic on the end of a pipe that gets inserted into a mold. They then blow it up with hot air, like a balloon. It stretches and fills up the mold, and then they release it when it cools.
>> Anonymous
IT'S GEORGE!
>> Anonymous
>>168970
Cool isn't it? I've got a 2l Coke bottle "blank", that's like a plastic test tube with a screw thread on the top.
>> anon delivers Anonymous
that animal is called Hermitaur.
>> Anonymous
KABUTO
>> Anonymous
Giant mutant headlice.
It eats head and shoulders.
Your head and shoulders.