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Anonymous
Sorry for the topic, but this is pissing me off.

My dog keeps chewing up my underwear. Nothing else, only the underwear. At first, I didn't mind so much, but I'm getting sick of buying new underwear every two weeks. I leave a lot of my clothes on the floor, but even now when I've started keeping them in the hamper, he pulls them out through the spaces. He shredded four pairs in one night, and I can never catch him in the act until it's too late.

Why is he doing this? How the hell can I make him stop? I'm running out of clothes.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Are you male or female? Male dogs, even neutered ones, sometimes react strongly to the scent of a female, regardless of species.

Regardless, please practice proper hygiene.
>> Anonymous
Learn to wipe better.
>> Anonymous
>>129687
He's neutered, I'm female, and proper hygiene has always been practiced.
>> Anonymous
Put you clothes in a fucking drawer instead of leaving them in a hamper or on the floor. solved.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Perhaps the hygiene is not proper enough then?
Does he only do this while you are ovulating? Or is it a constant, "must eat fabric that touched her vagina!"? Try using pantyliners or something for a few weeks, regardless of your menstruation, and see if that doesn't solve the problem.
>> Anonymous
Wash out your penis swallowing misery hole once in a while.
>> Anonymous
1)put chili powder in undies (after wearing them)
2)wait for doggy to find
3)?????
4)profit
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>129707
>penis swallowing misery hole
Wow. I will forever remember this phrase. Kudos to you, Anon.

>>129709
This. Film it.
>> Anonymous
>>129709
>>1)put chili powder in undies (before wearing them)
>>2)take pix
>>3)?????
>>4)profit
fixed.
>> Anonymous
>>129696
damn, you must have something fantastic going on down there... that or you naturally smell strongly, which isn't a bad thing :3

I will be blunt: did you usually leave your undergarments on the floor because you were about to get it on or something? Leaving soaked undergarments "of that nature" around a dog is questionable.
>> HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc
>>129719

Naturally smelling strongly is a bad thing.

OP, POST FEETS
>> Anonymous
>>129706
I haven't really noticed a pattern in when he's chewing on them. He was doing really well for a couple months, and then lately he's been awful again.

>>129719
Haha...no, nothing of 'that nature'. I just take my clothes off before I go to bed and put them in the corner or the hamper.
>> Anonymous
>>129725
Close your door so he won't come in.
>> Anonymous
>>129725
Huh. Well the next question if you're not leaving "wet" panties around is have you smelled them? Because if they're curiously strong and you do in fact take care of your vagoo and yourself (cleaning and diet), it may be indicative of a health problem. Your kinky dog may be saving your life.
>> Anonymous
Ask a guy friend to wear panties for a day, then leave them on the floor. This way, we'll be able to know for certain if it is gender-related.

Or you could try leaving clean pairs in an available location.
>> Anonymous
maybe tape like a sheet of cardboard over the holes in your hamper? he might tear through it, but it gives you some time before catching him? >.>
>> Anonymous
>>129726

genius!
>> Anonymous
>>129728
That would be the best conversation ever.

"Hey..."
"Hey!"
"Could you do me a favor?"
"Sure..."
"Could you wear my underwear for a day, you know, get them sweaty, and let me test if my dog will eat it?"
>> Anonymous
>>129733
If you asked in /b/, no one would mind at all.
>> Anonymous
>>129737

you make that sound like a good thing
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>129733
>>129737
Hell, I'd do it. But then, I'd crank one off in her panties because I'm pretty sure it'd annoy her.

There's an idea, combine the two ideas: Leave panties around with semen in them! He'll go to eat one and think "Hey, this is pretty gay" and it will cure him of his panty-eating.
>> Anonymous
You do not have to have a "strong smell" to your vagina for an animal to take interest in your underwear. Their sense of smell is much greater than that of humans, plus they are more noticeably attracted to pheromones. Exceptional hygiene isn't going to help, and neither is adding any dog repelling substances to the crotch of the underwear (which may repel the dog but will not be good for your vagoo). Either keep your undies in a closed container or keep your doggie out of your room.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>129768
Hey I freely admit that I am not an expert on vaginas. So you don't think she should give her underwear to her male friends to wank on?
>> Anonymous
I used to be really messy and left my dirty clothes all over the place. But after my dog started licking holes in my undies, I put a hamper in my closet. Now I dump the clothes in there and close the closet door afterwards. Problem solved.
>> Anonymous
>>129771
Hey now, no one is saying that she shouldn't do that. In fact, I'm sure a lot of us would be open to hearing about how that experiment goes.
>> Anonymous
1. Put underwear in closet
2. Close closet
3. ???
4. Profit
>> Anonymous
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do a barrel roll
>> Anonymous
My dog destroys underwear belonging to either genders, though he's especially destructive with female underwear.

All I can really suggest is keeping them out of the reach of the dog, in a high place or a secure place or whatever. Get a better hamper, or maybe use a large rubbermaid trashcan as a hamper instead (and make sure anyone you live with is aware that it is indeed not being used for trash).

I would not suggest pantiliners or douches, pantiliners can create an ideal environment for yeast and douches can kill the good flora that fights bad bacteria, thus eliminating the current flora creates an ideal environment for other types of vaginal infections.

Good luck OP.
>> Anonymous
>>129791
LMFAO!11!1212212121
>> 4tran
If the dog also eats freshly laundered underwear, then he's probably just a bad dog.

Otherwise, it could be indicative of suboptimal health (I'm not a medical doctor). I read a while ago that some dogs can be trained to detect scents associated with certain cancers. It seems plausible that they might also be sensitive to urinary tract infections/candidiasis.
>> Anonymous
>>129827
You'd think she'd know if she had a urinary tract infection.
>> Anonymous
You probably have to kill it.
>> Anonymous
>>129831
with epic amounts of used undergarments
>> Anonymous
>>129830
Not really. I get them all the time, but it doesn't burn when I pee, so I have to drink cranberry juice every now and then just to make sure everything's fine.
>> Anonymous
>>129838
Color me ignorant, but I'd like to know how cranberry juice helps your diagnosis.
>> Anonymous
a friend of mines cat use to destroy the crothes of her thongs.
>> Anonymous
My boyfriend's dog (who is female) eats my underwear all the time..

lesbian bitch...

I doubt the dogs will ever stop. Might just have to get an iron hamper.
>> Anonymous
Just fuck your dog so it'll get it out of it's system.
>> Anonymous
>>129853

http://www.coolnurse.com/bladder.htm

"Quality cranberry juice produces hippuric acid in the urine which acidifies the urine and prevents bacteria from sticking to the walls of the bladder."

Thank you, Google.
>> Anonymous
Beat the living fuck out of your dog and he'll stop.
>> Anonymous
Just don't wear underwear. Problem solved.
>> Anonymous
>>129686
get better cupboards. My birmans used to chew the hell out of wool - jumpers, coats etc. Didn't stop until I got a divorce.
>> Anonymous
>>129709

This is actually a pretty good idea. It's possible your dog will be smart enough to just avoid underwear that smell like chili powder/Tabasco/whatever, but it's worth a try.
>> Anonymous
>>129952

Great idea until you accidentally put on a pair laced with chili pepper.
>> Anonymous
He's a male dog and you're a female, right? I had a boxer that ate the crouch of every pair of underwear in the laundry.
>> Anonymous
>>129891

Yes. This dog wants some pussy, so just give it to him. Oh, and post pics, plskthx.
>> Anonymous
What kind of dog is it? It's very cute.
>> Anonymous
I have this problem too. Dogs pretty much like to chew on anything with bodily fluids, and even if your panties aren't soaked or don't have a strong smell, dogs have a really keen sense of smell. So to your dog, your underwear is tasty, vagina-y goodness. Usually what I do is use a separate drawer from the used panties, and keep them there until I'm ready to wash them. Or you could get a different kind of hamper that he can't get into as easily. But he's always going to think of your panties as a tasty treat, and there's really not much you can do other than keep them out of his reach.
>> Anonymous
solution: go around w/o underwear
>> Anonymous
>>130027
then the dog would om nom nom nom whatever pants she wore.
>> Anonymous
>>130031

then just kill the dog already and call it a day.
>> Anonymous
Kill it and get a cat.
>> Anonymous
ITT males dont understand about vaginal secretions


just put the panties where he cant get to em
>> Anonymous
ZOMG!

I had never heard of a "naughty" pet. This is so fuckin' hilarious!!! MORE, MORE!!!

lol, pervert dog
>> Anonymous
>>129976
Thirded.
>> Anonymous
Dog thinks you are his potential bitch.

Chuck a spaz whenever the dog even comes near your room.

Problem solved.
>> Anonymous
throw him in the microwave an add 10 secs for every peice of underwear chewed/licked (by the dog of course)
>> Anonymous
>>130097
Repeat until dog is firm, but tender.
Add salt and MSG as necessary.
>> Anonymous
>>130106

dont forget the side of pepto
>> Anonymous
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OP back. Haha, well, it seems like I'll just have to shell out money for a better hamper then, or try harder to catch him in the act. Thanks for all the suggestions, guys. I even got a good laugh.

>>130000
He's a Miniature Australian Shepherd.
>> Anonymous
i am very fond of this thread
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>130165
So... we aren't going to get to fap in your panties? Goddamnit.
>> Anonymous
>>130172
Oh, lulz. If I'm running out of wearable underwear as it is, why would I surrender a perfectly good pair to be jizzed in?
>> Anonymous
>>130196
ma'am with the curious vagoo: for science of course.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>130196
for SCIENCE!
>> 4tran
>>130196
For /sci/!!!
>> Anonymous
lol thats funny. uhhh ok. well you should not keep it on the floor, maybe but them where the dog can't reach them, even in the hamper if it can still get them close to the door leading to it. some dogs will go to the scent and try to eat it. it's common for dogs to eat gross things like. :\
>> Anonymous
>>130691
vagoo smelling undies aren't gross... they're hot
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>130745
I don't know, man, I'm not really fond of vagoo smelling anything. They definately aren't hot.
>> Anonymous
>>130748
you're gay. you're somewhat biased.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>130777
So? You're straight, you're somewhat biased.

Look, I think we can all agree; She needs to send out her panties so we can wank in them. For science.
>> Anonymous
>>130778
True, there is much wisdom in your words. I wholeheartedly agree. FOR SCIENCE!!!
>> Anonymous
She could at least send some of the half-eaten pairs, since she won't be using them for anything else.
>> Anonymous
For the love of all things Caturday, can people stop turning /an/ into the cesspool that /b/ is?

We get it: Chick has a stanky vagoo. You would like to sniff her panties and then jerk off into them. I repeat: We get it.

Now move on, /an/
>> Anonymous
ITT: desperate faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>130798
That's incredibly rude, why do you assume she's "stanky?" Dogs have impressive senses, smell being one of them. Plus, the OP stated she practiced hygiene.
>> Anonymous
>>130804

You obviously missed the point. In any event, let me clarify: Please, please stop continuing this discussion of the chick's vagoo/panties. Isn't that what we have /b/ for? Some people come to /an/ to get away from /b/, not to make /an/ the "new" /b/.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>130798
>>130806

No, I'd like to do it to see if it would work, and because it's something I haven't done. I'd really prefer they weren't pre-worn. It is also entertaining to joke about it psuedoanonymously, as there is no way she would actually send underwear to someone she met on the internets, especially for the purpose that they masturbate and return said undergarments. It is the absurdity that we find amusing. I'm sorry that you do not find it so.

This is hardly /b/ material. Few posters suggested she have sex with her dog, nor was she asked for tits and asked to leave. This is simply a couple anons offering advice veiled with humour. Perhaps you should lurk some moar, as this is a fairly common occurrence.

You should also note that sage goes in the email field when posting in threads you wish to die. Otherwise your post simply brings the thread back to the top of the first page, where we can all see it an continue the discussion.

Oh, and because I do so enjoy saying it, die in a fire.
>> Anonymous
>>130815
I miss the old, cranky bitter anon... he'd just lay waste to people with little regard or feeling (other than HAET). You let the newfag off easy :(
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>130818
Fatherhood has changed me, friend. I must protect my pride through intimidation, and only bring out the claws and teeth when absolutely required. And also force that bitch to bring me delicious zebras.
>> Anonymous
>>130815

Because it's not really amusing, actually. Caturday is amusing, Longcat is amusing, Broccoliz dog is amusing.

This is /an/ -- Animals and Nature. To talk about animals and nature. Somehow, women's panties didn't find its way onto that list, nor should they. If you want to talk about them, go to /b/ where many anons would be overjoyed to talk about something they've never touched, not probably unlike yourself.

And while it may not be hardcore /b/ material, it's still along the same vein. And just because someone doesn't post "TITS OR GTFO, YOU WORTHLESS BITCH" doesn't mean that this post and the subsequent suggestions wouldn't find itself right at home on /b/.

And I am well aware this is a common occurrence--I was just hoping that the underage anons would start to grow up, is all. Again, if this is the sort of conversation you like to have, particularly since the thread is no longer about the woman's dog, GB2/b/.

Why should I sage this shit if I actually want other anons to see what I say?

Oh, and because I do so enjoy saying it, die in a fire.

>>130818

Only newfags identify anyone else as newfags.
>> Anonymous
>>130826
perhaps the claws and teeth will come out after all :3
>> 4tran
>>130826
LURK MOAR

Those "memes" you stated came from /b/. Are you retarded? /an/ memes are usually along the lines of <random insect picture> + "hei guys, what's this insect?", "post some cats", "ferret friday", etc

Believe it or not, but cancer, UTI, and candidias are are very much a part of nature [ie disease]. Same applies to drinking cranberry juice.

She requested advice regarding animal behavior, and she got it (along with lulz).

If you take offense to this, perhaps you can create a better thread?
>> Anonymous
At least the newfag figured out that calling caturday "lolcats" would get him called a newfag.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>130826
Oh, that is simply too precious.

You are like a wolf, joining with a pack and deciding to make a go for alpha because you are bigger and younger and assume this gives you an advantage. Alas, you have chosen poorly, for the wolves here may be small, but they are strong, and they are vicious. See how I tied that in with "Animals & Nature"? Aren't you happy?

You show your newness by saying things such as "something they've never touched, not probably unlike yourself.". Every human being born through a natural birth has touched a woman's vagina. Disregarding that fact, if you had actually read the thread, you would notice that I am gay, and as such have no desire to interact with vaginas.

The OP was on topic for the board. It was about an animal, the dog, and involved figuring out why he was doing a specific behavior. That behavior happened to be eating a woman's underwear. The conversation progressed into suggestions on how to remedy the problem, suggestions as to why he was doing this, and eventually the OP returned to alert us of the course of action. From that point on, the thread had no purpose, and we really were just threadshitting. I will concede that. It's entertainment for us, but I would like to note that this is 4chan. This is not National Geographic forums. One should always expect a certain.. crudeness to the posts here, and as always, Anon loves his lulz.

>>130827
I'm not putting a whole lot of effort into this, because there are a pair of lolis playing with my kittens, and it is extremely distracting.
>> Anonymous
subtle troll is subtle
>> Anonymous
>>130843
Are they cute lolis? They're wasted on you. =(
>> Anonymous
lol @ arguing on the intranet

on 4CHAN for that matter.
>> Anonymous
>>130165
that dog looks quite content with his panty nomming ways. perhaps it's like his daily fix or something?
>> Anonymous
Simple Put your clothing in your draws and wash your underwear, dirrty undies taste good to puppy maybe??
>> Anonymous
>>130911draws

drawers

gb2/thesouth/
>> Moonbarker Osbourne
Would I be correct in guessing that your dog is from Japan?
>> Anonymous
Did you ever think of putting your laundry in a room and shuting the door so your dog can't get to the hamper?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>130896
Yes, they are adorable loli. However, you must not raep them. If you do, you will have bitteranon in full murderdeathkill mode.

>>130904
That's what makes it so much fun!

>>130991
I see what you did there.