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Anonymous
So, I've got two ferrets, but I've gotta move by Saturday, and my new place doesn't allow pets, nor does it look like I can hide them. What do you guys think I should do? Bring them down to the Animal Shelter?
>> Anonymous
>>UHm.... hide them in your rectum. YOu fucking faggot.
>> Anonymous
moar like OP's pic
>> Anonymous
How can't you hide them? Unless your landlord randomly shows up just to check for pets for fun, it's more than possible to keep a couple of caged animals without anyone knowing.
>> Anonymous
Leave them with a friend for a few days when you move in, then sneak them in when no one's paying attention to you anymore.
>> Anonymous
act like you are blind and tell them that they are seeing eye ferrets.
>> Anonymous
Either try to secretly keep them, or leave them with a trusted friend or family member while you live in whatever place you're moving to. When looking for a new apartment, it's generally considered smart to check BEFORE you sign a lease or whatever to make sure your landlord allows pets. For reals, I wouldn't move somewhere if I couldn't take my pets.

Animal shelter is probably a bad choice - the staff will probably be unfamiliar with ferrets and they might not get good care, not to mention they might end up euthanized. If you absolutely must give them up, at least look up a proper ferret rescue organization.
>> Anonymous
Learn some fucking responsibility you ass.
>> Elfdoll Ryung
yes, find a ferret shelter and make sure that they advertise that they are 'no kill' if you care about them at all. Never sign a euthanazia agreement! if you do, they will die!
>> Anonymous
OP is a troll. No one can be that retar- Wait, this is 4chan.
>> Anonymous
OP is probably a big fat fuck.
>> Anonymous
SET THEM FEE LOL
or kill them (tie them to the bumper on ur car and take em for a ride. chuck em out the window on the overpass or into a lake to see them swim...after falling from theoverpass. blender?
freeze their bodies, not head, in water and unthaw them when u move out