fear the Candiru!
fear the candijew amirite?
Cockfish Attack!!!
What does it do?
>>111199It swims up your urethra and embeds itself inside. With spines. And drinks the blood.The only way to get it out relatively comfortably is surgery.
>>111203hmm heard same story only that surgery = amputation
There was an episode of Grey's Anatomy that featured this fish. This, ladies and gents, is why you don't take a leak in South American rivers.