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FIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!! Anonymous
It's time for an imaginary fight thread, who would win between:

1. A lion vs a crocodile
2. A bear vs a tiger
3. A rhino vs bear
4. a gorilla vs a rhino

Say why!!!

Also make up your own fantasy animal battles
>> Anonymous
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speaking of rhinos, how come I have never seen a video or pictures of a rhino "goring" anything? I'm sure they do it occasionally but was it ever captured on film? Would be awesome to see a rhino gore a lion or an elephant at top speed
>> Anonymous
An oceleot vs a snake!
>> Pride
>>83193

In any case,If there´s a lion,we must get in the fucking car.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
car made of the hardest metal vs wall made of the hardest metal
>> Anonymous
A Volvo 240 vs a wall of diamonds?

That's madness!
>> Anonymous
1. croc
2. tiger
3. rhino
4. rhino
>> Anonymous
1. Crocodile (a big one)
The crocodile's hide is good armour vs lion attack, would lock on and drag lion underwater

2. Tiger, unless it was fighting a polar bear, in which case polar bear wins
Tiger has better claws, but polar bears are invincible

3. Rhino
Sheer size and power

4. Rhino
Again, size and power.

I'd like to see shark vs killer whale for variety.
>> Anonymous
i would like to see a giant isopod vs a king crab
>> Anonymous
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Both are pussies.

The Coconut Crab would destroy them both.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>83220
no they would mutate and form giant dorito-enemy crabs in some sort of awesome transformation

>>83208
Volvos are made of diamond?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>83222
THE MUTATION HAS BEGUN
>> Pride
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>>83208
>> Anonymous
1) Croc. Though I've seen crocodiles fight and sometimes they just sit there with their mouths open for minutes before doing anything, the lion would probably just end up getting bored because of its tough scales.
2) Depends what kind of bear. If its like a polar bear or a kodiak, I vote bear. It can just fall on it or snap its neck.
3) Rhino. Come on, its a fucking rhino. Tough hide and sharp horn/horns.
4) Rhino. Unless the gorilla goes through sum evolution and rides that bitch.


I also still think a male lion would beat a tiger. Seen it before.
so /an/. I will make up some of my own.

1) Bison vs muskox
2) Chimp vs a strong, healthy human black male
3) Pitbull vs puma
4) Virginia Opossum vs raccoon
>> Anonymous
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>>83237
This guy can probably beat up any chimps, but a male Gorilla would own him
>> Anonymous
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I think you guys are underestimating gorillas, a silver back can be huge and made of pure muscle, probably won't beat a rhyno, but a tiger? I don't know... hm
>> Anonymous
>>83239
that is a gorilla is it not?
>> HOLY SHIT JUST FOUND YOUTUBE VIDS Anonymous
these are all real fights, Leopard vs Tiger and then Leopard vs Python
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEgu272c5Ls&mode=related&search=

Python vs Croc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ-atzKedQg&mode=related&search=
Tiger vs Croc (TIGER WON!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGe6GP4lALU&mode=related&search=

more to come~~~
>> Anonymous
Giant Cetepede vs Taurantula

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf8pAwGsuF4
>> Anonymous
1. Lion wins if far from water. Crocodile wins if close to water.
2. Whomever weights the most.
3. Rhino wins from weight and armor.
4. Rhino wins from weight and armor.
>> Anonymous
camel spider vs scorpion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwn3V2PHiiA
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpMDMqAhOXA

squirrel vs deer (lmao)
>> Anonymous
>>83259

Ain't a video of hit but, a group of those big black Russian squirrels killed a dog that was messing with them.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm
>> Anonymous
a poler bear vs a rhino
>> Anonymous
>>83237

On planet earth polar bear was defeated by walrus.... walrus.
>> Anonymous
>>83273
i remember that was really depressing
>> Anonymous
I'm looking for clips/photos of rhinos attacking stuff, having no luck so far, all the videos I've found of rhinos are very passive, and they don't run very fast in those either.
>> Anonymous
1. Crocodile-- their bite's stronger and their hide is too thick to be harmed by the lion.
2. Not sure.
3. Rhino. What the fuck doesn't lose against a rhino?
4. See 3.
>> Anonymous
>>83291
>their bite's stronger and their hide is too thick to be harmed by the lion.

According to the youtube videos Crocs are actually pretty weak against large cats
>> Anonymous
1. Crocs. Lions are pretty weak shit. Assuming the biggest crocs vs. the biggest lions.

2. A tiger would fucking destroy a black bear, but a grizzly or equally badass bear would fuck up a tiger. There are stories of a grizzly bear killing a black bear in one swat. If the tiger got caught on the head it would be fucked, and it would be really fucking hard for it to get any killing attacks in, like the throat or guts, because of all the fur and fat and muscle.

3. I think a rhino's neck is just too tough for a bear to break. If the bear could avoid the horn and put out the rhino's eyes and fuck up it's nose it might have a chance.

4. Gorillas are pretty defenseless. Rhino easily. Also, chimps to me are scarier than gorillas, simply because they will rip your balls off and do lots of nasty little things to you.
>> Anonymous
Hippopotamus would own all of those animals at the same time.
>> Arutima
>>83216
great white shark vs killer whale


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8GaDuCvYbE
>> Anonymous
>>83384
shitty vid but it is cool because it happened on my birthday
>> Anonymous
Dragon vs Duck
>> Anonymous
swarm of frogs vs. swarm of bees
>> Anonymous
>>83409
Frogs eat bees, but bees are used to fighting in numbers and coordinating attacks. Also, bees are scary motherfuckers.

So I say bees!
>> Anonymous
1. Croc.
2. Bear. Tiger claws can cut, but bears have thick fur and /their/ claws can shatter bones.
3. Tie.
4. Also tie.
>> /b/
>>83260
Uh yeah... Russian Squirrels vs ALL
>> Anonymous
>>1. A lion vs a crocodile
Croc, thick ass hide

>>2. A bear vs a tiger
Depends on what species of bear

>>3. A rhino vs bear
Could go either way

>>4. a gorilla vs a rhino
Rhino
>> Anonymous
jellyfish vs piranha
>> Anonymous
>>83239
You have no idea how powerful full grown chimps are, do you? Males are about thrice as strong as that nigra.
>> Anonymous
>>84418
Humans are pretty sad :(
>> Anonymous
>>84418
Chimps are pretty smart, too.
>> Anonymous
>>83320
1) Rhinos have very bad eye sight and its not much use for them. But their hearing and smell is awesome. That bear will not be avoiding that horn.
2) Gorillas are not pretty defenseless you dumbfuck. They are actually extremely powerful, male or female. Pretty quick as well but a rhino would gore its ass.
>> Anonymous
Not related to the tiger, but some copypasta from another site about a Grizzly V.S. Lion.

The Californians of the late 19th century staged well-documented pit fights with grizzlies and spanish bulls. The grizzlies, using their paw as a club, shattered the unfortunate bull's skull or shoulder bones so easily that the betting became poor.

Eventually, and at considerable cost, African lions were brought in to raise the stakes. The most fierce of the adult males was sent in whilst the grizzly was already waiting in the pits. The lion was known for bravely charging straight in and looked good for the money, but the grizzly killed a male lion almost as easily as he'd killed the bull.
>> Anonymous
>>84604

Wow, that would be incredibly cool to see.
>> Anonymous
>>84604
Nobody fucks with a Grizzly.

Not even a Megalodon.
>> Anonymous
gorilla vs shark
>> Anonymous
1. crocodile
2. tiger
3. rhino
4. rhino
>> Anonymous
1. Lion, I guess.
2. FUCKING BEAR.
3. Probably Rhino.
4. Rhino.
>> Anonymous
1. Lion
2. Bear
3. Rhino
4. Rhino

*Lightning Round*
Bear, Lion, and Rhino in a free for all, Probably the Rhino. If not him the bear.
>> Anonymous
What about Komodo Dragon vs Crocodile?
>> Anonymous
What about:
Rhino vs Elephant
Bull shark vs crocodile
Gorilla vs Brown (Kodiak) bear
Yak vs Bull (temperature is at average of what both creatures find optimum)
Timber wolf vs jaguar
>> Anonymous
1. Male lion wins, female lion is a toss-up
this is assuming in shallow water, right on border of shore and deep water
2. black bear dies, brown bear lives
3. FUCKING RHINO. 2-inch thick hide and 3 foot long horn > 3 inch claws and 1 inch teeth. use your head.
4. again, FUCKING RHINO, no contest
>> Anonymous
>>84709
ooh, good one... I don't think komodo's teeth are long enough to penetrate an croc's hid and get the infection in. So I'm gonna say crocodile
>> Anonymous
octopus vs squid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sK3AqFYAWQ
>> Anonymous
>>84750
almost got me
>> Anonymous
Leopard Seal vs Dolphin
>> Anonymous
>>84750
fuck you
>> Anonymous
>>84730
oh-shi

1. Draw. seriously, they would both gore each other to death
2.Croc, once they get spinning and disorient the shark, its goofy time
3.Draw. They are at around equal power, and both have ill tempers
4.Timber Wolf
>> Anonymous
>>84730
I saw rhino vs. elephant on animal planet and the rhino was kicking ass.

shark

bear

bull

jaguar
>> Anonymous
>>83273
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob_oD1IsYbE

Well, this seems to disagree

Also, people are starkly underestimateing a full grown silverbacks strength and intelligence.
>> Anonymous
>>83237
>>2) Chimp vs a strong, healthy human black male

Chimp wins, unless the human has some serious weaponry. Chimps are seriosly insanely strong for their size and can literally rip humans into pieces.