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When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

enjoy
>> Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAA, OH WOW
>> Anonymous
what
>> Anonymous
very nice. dolphins are hot. they're the only other animals that have sex for pleasure.
>> Anonymous
>>107887

Bonobos monkeys do also.
>> Anonymous
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>>107899
APES!
>> Anonymous
>>107903

Is that Unseen University's librarian?
>> Anonymous
Fuck yeah it is.
>> Anonymous
>>107887

I think you mean diamonds are the only metal that lays eggs for pleasure and knows what apples is, Mr. Science.
>> Anonymous
A dolphin tried to rape a 28-year-old Norwegian swimmer who had been gambolling with it off the south coast of Norway, the newspaper Verdens Gang reported Tuesday.

The animal, which had been circling around the swimmer, suddenly stuck its penis between his leg and his bathing costume before the man managed to free himself and escape back aboard his nearby boat.
>> Anonymous
Lol.. I saw this 3 years ago or so.. and I've always wondered if it were real or not. Dolphins don't live in the polluted ass waters of houston :/
>> Anonymous
Dolphin raep- IT'S AAAAWWWWWRIIIGHT
>> Anonymous
A female dophin pussy looks like a human pussy
>> Anonymous
...wtf? did any of you follow OP's link? some dude is fucking and jerking of dolphins
>> Anonymous
>>108206

better him than me.

"ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU HAS DOLPHIN WANKING DUTY THIS WEEK!!?!?"

NOT IT!!

NOT IT!!

NOT IT!!

FUCK!!
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i think its interesting that this person does what he does. its not something im goin to do but is understandable, i support this person 100%
>> Anonymous
I want to sex a dolphin now.
>> Anonymous
<<<<my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbour of my resident city.>>>>>>

LOL Wut?
>> Anonymous
>You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates!

I did not just read that, I did not just read that.....
>> Anonymous
>>>my first lover was brutally killed in an act of sensless violence that I will never forgive, or forget. She continues to live in my memories, though...<<<

She didn't get out of the way of the ejaculation.
>> Anonymous
can a person give a dolphin aids
>> Anonymous
There was a link in one of these dolphin fuck threads where they dispel some misconceptions and more importantly show low res pictures of a chick boning a dolphin.
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>> Anonymous
>>108339
Nope. We carry a primate immunodeficiency virus and dolphins are cetaceans.
>> Anonymous
>>108339

No, but you might give another person aids by asking a fucking retarded question like that.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
I hate dolphins. Srsly. Filthy bastards laugh while they try to raep you.
>> Anonymous
Older than the internet.
>> Anonymous
If I was a girl, I would let a dolphin fuck me
>> Anonymous
I love dolphins. Srsly. Filthy bastards laugh while they try to raep you >:3
>> Anonymous
Dolphins, dogs and bunny rabbits are the only animals I know of that actively try to fuck/rape humans so I don't see how it'd be wrong to return the "favor" if you're so inclined.
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