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Anonymous
I dont get the thing with horses.
Little girls go crazy over them
I would much rather ride an ostrich.
Whats so great about them?
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>> Anonymous
you wouldn't understand
>> Anonymous
I don't understand it either. I've been horse riding and it was boring. Now an Ostrich, that would kick ass! You could make them fight each other.

There are loads of groups pass our house every day on horses, they are mostly women, rich ugly women.
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Fuck ostriches.

Giant spiders and sharks, now that would be something
>> Anonymous
The response to [the horse] is unusual in two ways. When
analysed against increase in age of children, it shows a smooth rise in
popularity followed by an equally smooth fall. The peak coincides with the
onset of puberty. When analysed against the different sexes, it emerges that
it is three times as popular with girls as with boys. No other animal love
shows anything approaching this sex difference. Clearly there is something
unusual about the response to the horse and it requires separate
consideration.

The unique feature of the horse in the present context is that it is
something to be mounted and ridden. This applies to none of the other top ten
animals. If we coupe this observation with the facts that its popularity peak
coincides with puberty and that there is a strong sexual difference in its
appeal, we are forced to the conclusion that the response to the horse must
involve a strong sexual element. If a symbolic equation is being made between
mounting a horse and sexual mounting, then it is perhaps surprising that the
animal has a greater appeal for girls. But the horse is a powerful, muscular
and dominant animal and is therefore more suited to the male role. Viewed
objectively, the act of horse-riding consists of a long series of rhythmic
movements with the legs wide apart and in close contact with the body of the
animal. Its appeal for girls appears to result from the combination of its
masculinity and the nature of the posture and actions performed on its back.

-Desmond Morris, "The Naked Ape"
>> Anonymous
i would much rather ride a spanish man.
>> Anonymous
Horses kinda freak me out. I've ridden them and it was so-so.

However, the idea of having a horse and just being out riding it, galloping, etc, is nice. Being friends with it, getting to know it, going out and spending time in the wild with just your horse.
>> Anonymous
I love to watch horses though I don't much care for riding them. I don't know what it is, but I think horses are among the most beautiful living things this planet has to offer. On my wall I have a calendar filled with paintings of horses, and when I turned it to May the other day, I gazed at the picture (it's a gorgeous portrait of a white horse, head up, ears pricked, mane tossing in the wind) and I thought, 'Why are horses so perfect?' I can't explain it. I just admire them so much.
>> Anonymous
I always thought horses where gross and smelly.

I want to ride a raptor! Fuck yeah! :D
>> Anonymous
I love horses, and horse riding is fun, and I love being around them. But I don't think I could ever own one. Too much responsibility, not enough space, etc. :s
>> Anonymous
DUH.

Girl on saddle=orgasm. so obvious
>> Anonymous
Horses stir only one emotion in me: The urge to hunt and eat them.
>> Anonymous
But how does horse taste?
>> Anonymous
>>244559

with it's tongue, stupid.
>> Frankengun !T1budz6Gm2
Ostriches are mean.

They kick you and shit.
>> Anonymous
>>244085

you can travel much faster and farther on a horse than you can on foot. thus humans like to ride horses.
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>>244085
>> Anonymous
you can travel just as far and fast on an ostrich as you can a horse
plus male ostriches can roar like lions
o_o
>> Anonymous
>>244602
no you can't
plus i would imagine it is much more uncomfortable to ride an ostrich than a horse
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>> Anonymous
>>244620
What happened to that horse?
>> Anonymous
>>244356
To think that little girl are perverted at that age already Women They're all the same.
>> Barksalot !!bUy38Am5hmk
>>244626
*LOL* Sweaty closet fag.

>>244356
40 year old virgin.
>> Anonymous
>>244620

OMG DID HE DIE???
>> Anonymous
>>244707
naw he jus chillin
>> Anonymous
why are their faces/teeth so fucking ugly
>> Anonymous
>>244568
lol'd

really tho, i don't see the fascination with horses, either
>> Anonymous
ugly girls in spandex pants obsessed with equine sexually majesty
CASE CLOSED
>> Anonymous
A horse walks into a bar.

The barman asks "Why the long face?"
>> Anonymous
>>244719
It's the opposite end that's beautiful...
>> Anon
A friend was trying to teach two of us how to 'get low and dirty' dance. Trying to explain it to us, she said it was like having sex. Two confused virgins looked back at her. Disgusted, she then compared it to 'posting' on a horse. I've never looked at horse back riding the same again.

As for the ostrich, it's cool to see our fav FF characters ride the Chocobo, sure. But ride a horse in front of its withers (which would be much like you'd be riding a Ostrich) and you find it very easy to end up on your face under the horse. Ostrich duck its head, stop, there you go. Sitting yourself behind the wings and slotting yourself, well wings are delicate/sensitive. I imagine they'd be easy to injure.
Give me a horse any day to a ground bird. Roosters are bad enough with their attacks. I wouldn't want to fuck around with an ostrich. Horses will cause blunt force trauma, an ostrich will gut you and cause blunt force.
>> Anonymous
they like all the leather and bindings and riding...
>> Anonymous
They are amazing animals.
>> Anonymous
Girls love horses because the stallions have huge dicks and, well, sometimes girls get curious.
>> Anonymous
>>245041
That makes sense
>> Anonymous
I still fucking love horses, though I'm not nearly as crazy about them as I was when I was little.

Riding horses on trails definitely isn't that exciting, but riding them at a canter or a gallop is fun as hell.
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>> Anonymous
>>244571

wtf are cars for
>> Anonymous
>>244356
My sisters life has just been revealed.

Dats Narsty lol
>> Anonymous
When humankind invents teleportation, people will eventually ask about whatever was so great about cars.
"So yeah, you can just sit inside the car and it takes you to places, although a bit slow? Why do the guys still like them so much? What a waste of time."
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>245115
what are you gonna power your car on when you can't afford the fuel?
>> Anonymous
>>245144
My own sense of self accomplishment.
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Also, FUCK YEAH RAPTOR RIDARS
>> Anonymous
>>245142

Why DO guys like them so much anyway?
>> Anonymous
I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth.
It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.
>> Anonymous
>>245165
this one you ride 'in'
>> Anonymous
>>244638
Inaftertroll
>> Anonymous
>>244089
>>Now an Ostrich, that would kick ass
Yes, it would. Yours, if you tried to ride it.
>> Anonymous
Short answer neglecting all previous answers: It stimulates their clit.