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/an/, I just had one of these hit the window. I don't have much experience with this, but I brought him in to the warm (40 degrees and raining outside), layed out a towel for him and covered him with a box. How long do I wait for him to come to?
>> Anonymous
Despite their appearance, these birds can be vicious little fuckers. They're extremely territorial, too. They always chase the other birds away from the birdbath and feeders if they deem that it's "their turn". As for what to do, I dunno, but be careful.
>> Anonymous
1Try to assess the source of the injury.
Step2Cover a bird that has hit a window with a kitchen colander or box with holes in it, and give it time to recover.
Step3Remove the box or colander when the bird has regained its senses, and let it fly away.
Step4Gently pick up a bird whose injuries are more serious and put it into a box or paper bag lined with soft tissues. Poke holes in the lid of the box or bag so that the bird can breathe.
Step5Refrain from giving food or water to the injured bird.
Step6Call for professional help. If you do not have a local wildlife rehabilitation organization, call your Humane Society or a local veterinarian to put you in touch with licensed rehabilitators in your area.
>> Anonymous
>>339814

>Despite their appearance, these birds can be vicious little fucker

I'd say that's very in keeping with their appearance, and to be expected.

These guys are serious pimps. Just look at him. He's got the shades, he's got the hair, he's got the bright and gaudy threads. Watch them outside, cruising for chicks. Standing around looking all cool, chirping every now and then, putting their game out until they get a lady to move up on.

If you expect a pimp to not come after you with his pimp hand if you tick him off, you deserve it.
>> Anonymous
>>339814
I've never heard of Cardinals being territorial. But, I didn't know much about them other than being beautiful flashes of red that you'd occasionally see in the blinding white of a midwestern winter.

Blue Jays, on the other hand, are avian cocksuckers without compare.
>> Anonymous
>>339907
No matter how much of a cocksucker a blue jay can be (and I'm sure they can be huge cocksuckers), no bird is a bigger douchebag than the cuckoo.
>> Anonymous
OP here. I sat on the bird by accident in my chair. Hes dead now. Mods you can delete this topic, as its not needed anymore. :"(
>> Anonymous
>>339921
lolwut
>> Anonymous
>>339814
I've been bitten by these guys. They don't let go and it's unbelievably difficult to pry them off your finger, if you get it's beak off it's likely to bite down even harder the second time, and they draw blood. One bite got mildly infected (dirty beak). Such jerks!
>> Anonymous
Just to let you know, most states have very heavy fines for keeping one of these.
>> Anonymous
>>340237
Good Samaritan law etc
>> Anonymous
Is it possible to buy a cardinal? Where do they come from?
>> Anonymous
>>340237
Who enforces all these weird insignificant laws? How would somebody ever even get caught keeping one?
>> Anonymous
>>340281
St. Louis and sometimes Arizona
>> Anonymous
>>340283
Somebody who mentions the law to you narcs.
>> Anonymous
>>340281
They are abundant where I live in Michigan.
>> Anonymous
>>340283
idiots. people tell Officer's that they have/killed somthing and want it mounted or ID'd
>> Anonymous
>>339921

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