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Internship essay Anonymous
So I posted this on /r9k/ and they recommended getting /an/'s opinion on this:

I need some advice. I'm applying for an internship and for some weird reason one of the companies I'm applying to wants me to write a 100 word or less essay on what what animal I'd like to be and why.

Do you have any recommendations on anything that would be meaningful, or do you know what they're trying to get out of it?

tl;dr If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?

Since I'm sure someone will think about posting this, I'm going to go ahead and say Inb4blobfish
>> Anonymous
I would be BISMUTH
>> Anonymous
>>336278
i <3 blobfish
>> Anonymous
Hmm I like this one... waterbear maybe?
>> Anonymous
HUMAN
>> Anonymous
>>336285
GENIUS
>> Anonymous
>>336285

human, because if you weren't a human you couldn't apply for the amazing job that you are applying for right now!
>> Anonymous
PIKACHU
>> Anonymous
>>336279
Isn't BISMUTH the hardest man known to metal?
>> Anonymous
Tell them you're not a fucking furry, for fuck's sakes.
>> Anonymous
An ant, cause ants work hard
>> Anonymous
>>336305
lol
>> Anonymous
>>336305
and are also stupid, like you, OP for asking /an/
>> Anonymous
Tell them you wanna be a dinosaur. You'd rather be extinct than have to put up with their shit.
>> Anonymous
a bonobo because it would be considered alright for you to shove your dick into another male
>> Anonymous
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i've always thought that manatees are awesome. when we were down near key west we were walking along the docks and there was this guy giving a manatee a drink from a hose (because it was fresh water.) It was the most relaxing thing i ever saw - this fat happy goofball relaxing on his back, guzzling water.
i want to be a manatee because they are so good at enjoying life's simple pleasures
pic related
>> Anonymous
You stole blobfish
>> Anonymous
penguin because you love wearing suits.

kitten or a puppy because you'd get all the girls.

or a slug because you're allergic to salt.
>> Anonymous
you want to be a pony.
>> Anonymous
Turritopsis nutricula. Not only are you effectively immortal, you can be the little girl whenever you wish.
>> Anonymous
You are a chameleon because you can adapt to any surroundings, always have an eye out for everything and because you can stand out whenever you want.
>> Anonymous
>>336829
at first I thought this was a good idea

but a chameleon likes to blend in, not stand out

that is not what a business wants from it's employees, unless OP is working in a cubicle
>> Anonymous
Whatever you pick, it needs to stand out from the rest, so aim for something weird and humorous. Nothing generic or anything they'll read from a thousand other applicants.
>> Anonymous
A dog maybe? Loyal and hardworking but still sociable and playful.
>> Anonymous
>>336354
it's all nice and relaxing

UNTIL A FUCKING MOTORBOAT COMES NEAR BY
>> Anonymous
>>336666
just looked it up
HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME
>> Anonymous
A MOTHERFUCKING DUCK

BECAUSE A DUCK IS ALL POISED AND COLLECTED FROM THE SURFACE, BUT PADDLING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER UNDERWATER
>> Anonymous
They're probably trying to assess whether you can think for yourself.

You fail.