File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
I have a new baby Salcata Tortoise, and, while I said I'd never ask /an/ this, I'm having horrible time deciding on a name.

So, I need a good gender neutral name for this little guy (pic is not my baby, but close enough). I know it's hard, but try not suggest anything too stupid.
>> Anonymous
<ahem!>
(drumroll)
Name it.........
BISCUIT
>> Anonymous
>>289630
Kinda looks like a little biscuit.
>> Anonymous
i agrees with biscuit
>> Anonymous
biscuit
>> Anonymous
bizkit
>> Anonymous
OP here, any suggestions BESIDES biscuit? Though I do agree he kinda does look like a little biscuit, I was hoping for something, I dunno, more pretentious.
>> Anonymous
biscuit
>> Anonymous
Biscuit seconded, Good Sir.
>> Anonymous
hubert? hermin? bread? toasty? hamburger?
>> Anonymous
abraham
>> Anonymous
George Bush III
>> Anonymous
Michelangelo
>> Anonymous
ITT: worst meme on 4chan

name it Filbert.
>> tortoise name con
     File :-(, x)
i have a tortoise that i hatched from an egg
see pic
i named him lucky
>> Anonymous
>>289661
what was the name of that one movie that had a huge turtle saving japan from monsters? either find the name of that turtle and use it or look up Street Sharks and see if they had any turtles.
>> Infidel !!qiClNei5oRk
Blastoise!
>> Frankengun !HgIdo42VU2
Name it Leviathan, and call it Levi for short.
>> Anonymous
>>289668
gamera
>> Anonymous
Speedy?
>> Sockanon
Biscuit.
>> Anonymous
SHELLY
>> Anonymous
>>289693
Listen to this man.
>> Anonymous
>>289660
Why not name it Heifer for ultimate irony?

I think Biscuit is a good, strong name.
>> Anonymous
DONATELLO
>> Anonymous
>>289736
No fair. I was going to say that. >:(
>> Anonymous
Biscuit is always the best name.
>> Anonymous
Tortimer
>> Anonymous
the ancient tronculus
>> Anonymous
Name him Adamantoise. Anyone who gets this is as big a loser as me.
>> Anonymous
I vote for biscuit.
>> Anonymous
>>289861

I have to agree with Adamantoise.
>> Frankengun !HgIdo42VU2
>>289861
...

Yeah, go with that.
>> Anonymous
>>289861

Fourth'd
>> Anonymous
Fluffy.
>> Anonymous
Adamantoise!
>> Anonymous
The Lesser A'tuin
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>289884
>>289882
>>289881
>>289880
The Adamantoise species thanks you.
>> Anonymous
>>289901

I for one welcome our new Adamantoise Overlords.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmzzCjfoWoY&feature=related

Sulcata get hueg.
>> Anonymous
Scutum, Latin for 'shield' iirc.

Then there's Panzer, German for armor/tank.

Xuanwu/Genbu after one of the four celestial guardians in Chinese mythology taking form of a tortoise.

Pretentious enough for ya?