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Anonymous
OMG I need some advice!

My pet Honeyeater has been acting listless and won't eat. It's been two days and she won't touch her food and I'm really worried. Is she maybe prenant, because she was out all night a few weeks ago.

Does anyone know about Helmeted Honeyeaters?
>> Anonymous
durr hurr
>> Anonymous
>>298076
Your problem is obvious, your pet is not a honeyeater. In fact it's not even a bird. Most likely it is a Bornean bat monkey. They are an endangered species and should not be taken as pets.
>> Anonymous
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PLEASE MAKE IT GO AWAY!
>> Anonymous
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WTF?
http://patriciapiccinini.net/

never have I been more disturbed...oh this that bitch that did the half dog donkey human suckling thing huh?
>> Anonymous
Helmeted Honeyeaters are endangered birds, and real...you dont have one though
>> Anonymous
>>298134
Nope, the beast OP has is in fact a bodyguard for the helmeted honeyeater.
>> Humpback Whale Intervertebral Disc Anonymous
I know this chick.
>> Anonymous
>>298140
This explains so much... Thank you, /an/. I have to check the return policy at "Little Shop of Horrors" to see if I can get my money back (or at least exchange it for a different pet).