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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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I fucking hate kookaburras. It just sat there, laughing, as it held this little dead baby. Eat it, don't play with it, you stupid bird.

Haet.
>> Anonymous
>>149005
i swear, you rant at the lamest things. you're like some kind of gay pitbull that randomly attacks bushes and trash cans
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>149010
Are we talking about rose bushes or holly or just generic bushes? Cause some of those roses have some serious attitude problems.
>> Anonymous
>>149005

You think kookaburras are bad? You clearly haven't encountered the fucking lyrebirds. Damned annoying bastards that mimic anything and everything. There was one that somehow stranded itself up near my area that would mimic noises of a SCHOOL BELL. AT FOUR FUCKING AM IN THE MORNING. Nobody knows what their "real" calls are.
>> Anonymous
>>149023

they mimic the sound of the ice cream van and lure children deep into the forest, where they raep them
>> Anonymous
>>149027
I have to get a lyrebird...
>> Anonymous
>>149005
Shut the fuck up with your complaining already and stick to cats.
>> Anonymous
>>149023
I wonder if they could mimic "where the hood at" by DMX?
>> Anonymous
>>149023
That's their natural call. In the absence of people, they likely just imitate other birds' calls.

The calls of the smarter (or else just imitation-prone) birds are a funny topic. One could almost say that the birds had a culture. I remember from my youth when great tits used to have two more notes in their customary calls, but these days people only remember the shorter one.
>> Anonymous
>>149179

Nowadays great tits still have the two notes from their calls... "WOOO BABY" usually followed by "dems sum great tits over thar" and the ilk
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>149023
Lyrebirds are the win
>> Anonymous
cute~
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>> Anonymous
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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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ELEPHANTS >=(
>> User !ozOtJW9BFA
lolwut
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>> Guodzilla
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Seconded!
>> Anonymous
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Australians? On my 4chan?
>> Anonymous
>>149002
are those tits?
>> Guodzilla
Oh, OK...I'll compromise.
Have an elephantbird.
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Bugfuck...Forgot the pic.
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>> Anonymous
>>149460

Haast's Eagles ate those.
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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>149454
I don't know if you noticed this or not, but there was a large frowning emoticon in my last post. It even had angry eyebrows. This indicates that I do not like elephants. And I don't. I hate them. Please die, elephants.
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>> wolfdaddy
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>> Anonymous
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btards
>> Guodzilla
I just read a news item on Yahoo:
It seems that this German butcher was busted for running an illegal animal-trafficking ring out of his butchershop in Hamburg. He was taking protected/endangered animals and turning them into sausages, fillets, steaks, etc. and selling them to wealthy Asian clients.
Anyway, Interpol got wind of this, and borrowed a live Caspian tern from the Berlin Zoo. When the butcher took the bird, he was arrested...
>> Guodzilla
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...FOR TAKING A TERN...
>> Guodzilla
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...FOR THE WURST!!!!!!!!

>;-D

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>> Guodzilla
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>>149896
Actually, the case was nearly thrown out. It seems that Interpol clandestinely substituted a Least Tern for the Caspian bird, nearly ruining the sting operation. It seems they took a wrong tern to the butchershop.

>;-D #2

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>> Guodzilla
And finally, once the case was over, the butcher decided to go vacationing in New Mexico for a few weeks. Lo and behold, he saw two terns sitting in the middle of the State Capital's main street. Feeling like he wanted to redeem himself, he rescued the bird on the right just in time to see the one on the left get run over. He was quoted as repeating over and over:
"I KNEW I should have taken that left tern at Albuquerque..."

>;-D #3

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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>149900
>>149899
>>149894
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>>149892
>>149456
>>149454

This is why we can't have nice things. You make me miss forced anon.
>> Guodzilla
>>149480
Kindly lighten up, or I'll stick my tongue out at the monitor AS FAR AS I CAN!!!!
(Don't think I won't, either!!!)

>:-/

If you piss me off again, I may even decide to
go
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!
at the monitor again.
It's within my power to do so, so do NOT take this threat lightly.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>149909
Well, I should finally tell the truth.. for the last few years my uncle has been habeebing and repeatedly habeebing me. I just can't habeeb this anymore and I can't find anyone to habeeb me. So this will be my last habeeb on twinkie house, I just habeebed about 40 twinkie houses and will be habeebing my wrists shorty. Thank you to anyone who was my freind, I'll habeeb you guys...