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What should I name my new kitten?

It is a boy.
>> Anonymous
The Ubiquitous Mr. Catgrove
>> Anonymous
Snapple
>> Anonymous
Chairman Meow
>> Anonymous
Colonal Cute Paws.
>> Anonymous
Galactus
>> Anonymous
Samoth
>> Anonymous
dirtbag
>> Anonymous
Bustopher Jones
>> Anonymous
Fuck you fucking niggers and your fucking "name my pet" threads. Get some fucking creativity you jackasses.
>> Anonymous
Violent J or Shaggy 2 Dope
>> Anonymous
>>120432
Some people have no creativity. I know a couple who bought a ridiculously expensive kitten, and still haven't thought of a name for her in two months! They call her - and I kid you not - "cat".
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
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>> Anonymous
Sephiroth
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Reposting list of awesome, manly names:


Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefgnaw
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpeck
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Sidecheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornBody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefrock
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

Some other names:
Figgis
Fiddis
Fwgohads (Pronounced FWuh-go-hads )
Horatio J Christ
Fenriz
>> Anonymous
>>120448Fenriz

:/ He looks more like a Samoth or even a Bård Faust. His face is a little too thin and serious-looking to make a good Fenriz.
>> Anonymous
>>120448Fiddis Figgis

both very cute choices
>> Anonymous
Lemon Weed Pussy Killer
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>120453
>>120450
Some other anon suggested them, and Fenriz, when I was asking for names. I just tacked on names I wasn't going to use for my own kittens on there.

For this kitten, I would suggest "Roll Fizzlebeef", as I previously mentioned. He looks like a spry, wire-eating son of a bitch.
>> Anonymous
bazrik
>> Anonymous
Archibald Haddock
>> Anonymous
>>120459

I'm>>120450and the original Fenriz suggester. I still think Fenriz is an awesome name for a cat, and>>120413even has a good general color scheme for the name, but from that naming scheme, Samoth strikes me as a better name for the pictured cat.

Then again, I am crazy.

(With that pattern and a more black/white color scheme, he'd be a perfect King ov Hell, only that's not a catchy name. The guy's birthname was, I kid you not, "Tom Cato", but as a cat name, that loses all meaning.)
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>>120437
The name Sephiroth fits only one cat in this world, and this is him.
>> Anonymous
SuperMegaCockGayStar
>> Anonymous
Mammon
>> Anonymous
>>120413

Name it dumb fuck doesn't know how to name his cat.
>> Anonymous
Maus, Freckles?
>> Anonymous
Astaroth
>> Anonymous
Battletoads maybe... Nor, Deaphtroat
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
Morris.
>> Anonymous
Name it Big McLargeHuge
>> Anonymous
>>120427
GO WITH THIS ONE
>> Anonymous
Dog
>> Anonymous
escargot
>> Anonymous Alt783 Unvrs5466 !t.Kvo5rgtQ
vorpie
>> Anonymous
ralph
>> Anonymous
Anonymous.
>> Anonymous
Dude, where did you get that kitten? It looks like a littermate of my kitten. Has the same face stripes and the mix of black and white + orange bits.
>> Anonymous
DICKHUNTER 9000
>> Anonymous
OP, where are you?
>> Anonymous
>>120665
I found it in the woods.
>> Anonymous
>>120677
You wouldn't happen to live in Florida would you?
>> Anonymous
>>120678
Nope, Pennsylvania.
>> Anonymous
call it "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
>> bouncy_weasel
name him chimbo
>> Anonymous
Rincewind
>> Anonymous
>>120738
Seconded.
>> Anonymous
Name it Mudkip.
>> Anonymous
>>120740

Second-seconded.
Or Twoflower :)
>> Anonymous
Had to reply to this, Rincewind and Two-flower are both excellent names. Infact, they were the names of my two rats >>
>> Anonymous
i usually name my pets after their personalities...
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
no more "what should i name my pet" threads please
>> Anonymous Alt783 Unvrs5466 !t.Kvo5rgtQ
and so they ate Sir Robin's Minstraels
>> Anonymous
>>120746
So, uh, I heard you liked my cat?
>> Anonymous
I like the sound of Bolt Vanderhuge
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>120776
That sounds like the kind of thing you say when you find out they've been spreading peanut butter on their naughty parts.. "So, uh, I hear you molest my cat? ", then when they turn to answer you, you beat their fucking skull in with a baseball bat. Or a jar of peanut butter, for delicious psuedo-irony.

Anyway, I just noticed those wicked evil eyebrows that cat has. Name him Lugosi or Hitchcock or something.
>> Anonymous
JEW!
It should always be yelled.
>> Anonymous
>>120809

Might as well go all out on the offens-o-meter and name it Kike.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
name it phonebook
>> Anonymous
OP here.

Okay, I named it. Thread over.
>> Anonymous
Op here. Sorry everyone I sat on it.

The good news is I decided to name it Pancake! :)
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
The Rapid Sodomizer
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>120823
At least give him a good surname! Pancake Flatround? Pancake Yumpants? Pancake Buttertub?

>>120824
He can't have my Mexican Wrestling name!
>> Anonymous
Bumm Plundaar
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Name it Mudkip
>> Anonymous
sir pussins
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
another "name my pet" thread?