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Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start climbing up the tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet away. They stupid as hell they should put their brain in their pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be able to think better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They weak as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their cousins and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak as fuck kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a fucking koala.

If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe with its little short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its ass up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch him. The bear will beat his fucking ass.
>> Anonymous
You have never gotten bitten by a koala, have you?

Also, bear are not native to Australia.
>> Taboo Fetish !mEXZ86LiuA
>>164081
Where did you get your info? The Koala would never be near or at a river in the first place - they get all their water from the Eucylaptus leaves they eat as food. And there aren't any Bear in Australia...
>> Anonymous
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>164085
shut up nigga, you dont know shit. a bear could fuck you little koala up
>> Anonymous
>>164087
my koala can climb the highest branch away from the bear.
>> Taboo Fetish !mEXZ86LiuA
>>164087
It is commonly said that the common name 'Koala' is an Aboriginal word meaning "no drink" although there is no evidence to support this. Koalas do drink water, but only rarely, due to their diet consisting of eucalypt leaves, which contain sufficient water to obviate the need for the Koala to descend to ground level to drink.

TL;DR - Koalas do not come out of their trees
>> Anonymous
the bear will just shake the bitch ass koala out of the tree

a deer would poke the koalas eye out and it would be blind like "oh shit' then the fucking deer would fucking eat the koala in one bite
>> Anonymous
Koala's drive by skeet on some hoes, true story.
>> Taboo Fetish !mEXZ86LiuA
>>164093
What part of Koalas only live in Australia do you not comprehend?
NO BEARS IN AUSTRALIA.
And Rusa (Australian Deer) do NOT attack Koala.
>> Anonymous
in before drop bear copypasta
>> Anonymous
Yeah, I'm sure a koala would run from a deer, since it's never seen one before. Native species motherfucker, do you know them?
>> Anonymous
>>164264

non-native yes, but we do have a handful of species of deer. You can occasionally see some cute spotted ones in the national park near where I live, and you can definitely find fecal evidence of their usual whereabouts.

Having said that, i cannot imagine any situation in which a koala and a deer would meet and it would result in an actual confrontation.

Bears though, yeah, none of those. The OP should have a koala try to climb him sometime though, those claws are made of pure pain.

Also, what's with all the koala hate anyways?
>> Anonymous
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Koalas are basically tree-climbing wombats.

Post moar wombats!