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Anonymous
Say hello to the latest visitor to my backyard. Note, I live in the middle of a city!
>> Anonymous
ed 'em
>> Anonymous­­­­
IT'S SPEED TURKEY
>> Anonymous
They can fly, you know.
>> Anonymous
Chase its ass with a butcher knife and engage it.
>> Anonymous
SHOOT IT AND EAT IT
>> Anonymous
Don't do any of that. Especially if they are the male ones. They have these 'spurs' on their legs that get up to 3" long and will not hesitate to gouge your eyes out. I woke up with one of those bastards in my tent chowing on trail mix. I still bear scars. I ate good that night though.