Lemmings
in b4 spread of misinformation of "lemmings attempting mass suicide by jumping off cliffs"
"lemmings getting pushed off cliffs by retarded Disney director"
Lemmings inhabit university lecture halls, sipping on Starbucks, going on facebook with their MacBooks, and talk endlessly about inane subjects such as how much pot they smoked.
I think most people know that the suicide thing isn't true, but they still keep putting the concept on TV. Robot Chicken just did the suicidal lemming thing again.
I once heard this lemming ran right off a cliff and there were like seven or eight that followed directly after itwas crazy shit man
They also get squished by piledrivers, snapped up by bear traps, exploded by firecrackers, or simply nuked wholesale.Poor bastards, I do what I can for them, but it's a cold day in hell when I can save them all.
WHY ARE EVERY SEQUEL SO FAIL
>>179743YAY
We have these things in Finland, and we call them "tunturisopuli" or fell lemming. And what are they known in English? Norwegian lemming! WTF?! >:O
>>179814cause nobody gives a flying fuck about some lame-ass country such as Faillandia, home of Auvinen, that's why it's called the norvegian what ever.
>>179865And what's so great about Norway? All they have is a bunch of church-burning metalheads with panda makeup!
>>179892and crabs. trust me, norfag here. we also put the "norwegian" in "norwegian forest cat", in case you missed out on those. :3
>>179892>church-burning metalheadsThus justifying the existence of the country.
>>179894Okay, I stand corrected. There is one awesome thing to have come out of Norway, Norwegian forest cat. But then Siberia has Siberian forest cat AND domesticated foxes and still nobody likes Siberia.
>>179898We've only had one of those in Finland. :<And our country has spawned at least two world-class emo bands. X( *hides in shame*
>>179892Fuck norway. Africa could piss on norway.
>>179892I'll have you know, we invented the paper clip and the cheese slicer!
>>179902Probably because it's a blasted frozen wasteland.
norway is just a frozen shit hole with these fucking lemming ass holes who like to kill themselves. fucking norway emo faggots.
Norway = in the top 5 of the UN HDI rankings: Africa = poor & smelly.
norway = no lions OR tigers = failkenya = lions AND tigers = win
in conclusion: forget norway
>>180957Thor has abandoned you for your pissy ways. Start raiding coastal towns again and maybe you won't suck anymore.
>>180961You need to abandon that silly christianism nonsense and take back Ireland and Scotland by force. Then we'll start to respect you again.
>>180959Since when were there tigers in Kenya?
thats cute
>>181196I've actually seen the Kenyan tigers in the Lion Man episode where he visited a Kenyan big cat sanctuary. So they're real!Of course they were originally brought there from India, but that's beside the point.