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I CLAIM THIS FORUM FOR CATS
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Nature > cats
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BOXCAT REPORTING FOR DUTY
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CAT INTELLIGENCE AGENCY REPORTING FOR DUTY
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omg wats going on here
>> Anonymous !BzybWbWnAw
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Dapper Cat reporting for duty
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boxcat first class reporting for duty
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ninjacat reporting for duty
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PEDOCAT REPORTING FOR DUTY
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Hovercat reporting for duty!
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LONGCAT REPORTING FOR DUTY
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Dude...what are you all doing here?
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Fishing Cat is celebrating.
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>>173757
long cat is here, </thread>
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>>173762
Jew Cat sure looks serious.
>> Anonymous
but where is tacgnol?
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>>173787
>>173788
>>173789

Awww, ferret cat has a pet ferret :3
>> Anonymous
cute ferret, whats its name?
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Snowcat reporting for duty!
>> Anonymous
Cute white ferret, whats its name?
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>>173815
...Is my cat becoming a meme? (His name is Crush by the way!)
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>>173834
That's your cat? What breed is he?
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>>173835
Yup! That's Crush. To the best of my knowledge he is a Maine Coon. Here he is with Cocoa.
>> Anonymous
>>173834

Omg, your Crush's owner?

You must be the happiest cat owner on earth.

And yes. I will make it my duty to ensure Crush goes down and leaves a mark in the history of 4chan.
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MAC CAT REPORTING FOR DUTY
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Hueg Close Up Cat would report for duty, but he's too lazy.
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I am the happiest cat owner ever. Crush has been the most loyal animal I've ever known. He's been through rough times in his ten years but has always made it through great. Every second morning I go for a mile walk and he trails right at my side. Every night he comes to be with me and sleeps at my side and he learned to play fetch way sooner than my dog did heh heh. I'd never give Crush up. Even when I had to move from one side of North America to the other (by driving) I took him. That was rough. He got sick and refused to eat or drink so I had to force him to drink water with a stray. Then he banged his head and ended up with this -gigantic- blue infected lump that I had to painstakingly drain and disinfect the entire way. But he's worth the trouble.
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This is my cat Indie :) She's a tiny "mongrel" cat, and I love her very much.
>> Anonymous
>>173861
AWWWWWWWW!
>> Anonymous
>>173852

Crush sounds like an awesome cat :) I want a Crush when I grow up.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Crush is win.

Snailcat is death.
>> Anonymous
>>173878

In a Crush vs. Snailcat deathmatch, Crush suffocates Snailcat with his godly manes.
>> Anonymous
Interesting Crush fact. Among the many animals he has slayn, he once got into a fight with a raccoon in my backyard... and killed it. Many of you know that raccoons are known cat killers. Crush swiped most of its face off and was essentially unharmed.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>173883
He would not get close enough to suffocate her, her haetlazors would destroy him. That is, if he even made it to the boss fight.. he has to go through two minibosses to make it to the final fight.

They're just uh conserving energy.

>>173886
How big/old was this coon? It really depends on experience.. a big burly male raccoon could easily take out a healthy tomcat, but a tom could take out a young coon just as easy. I'm not saying crush is a pansy, but the fact that he killed one is not as awe inspiring as one might have thought.
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>>173888
forgot my charging minibosses
>> Anonymous
>>173888
I'm not really sure. It was a bit bigger than he was. Still surprised the hell out of me when he drug it up onto the porch
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>173890
So uh.. you witnessed the fight then? Or did he just drag it up on the porch after? And you DID take him to a vet and get him checked out.. right?
>> Anonymous
>>173892
I heard the fight and when I got out on the porch he was pulling it up (like he does with mice, birds, etc). Yeah I took him to the vet. He had some scratches on his neck but he was fine. She was pretty astounded! So was I considering what a prissy little baby he generally is. Then again his paws are pretty freaking massive.
>> Anonymous
>>173886

Crush is made of epic win! Poor raccoon-san, though.
>> Anonymous
Also, I now imagined Crush saying after he drug that thing up, in a really cool feline voice : " FLAWLESS VICTORY!"
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>173895
Okay thats pretty fucking cool then. The raccoon probably made fun of him for his bitchin'awesome haircut.

>>173900
Cats do not talk.
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>>173902

I know. That's why I * imagined* it, Bitter.

And now that you mention it, Crush's haircut is bitching indeed.
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>>173904
>>173907

Also Crush? I can't tell, my screen is going screwy again.
>> Anonymous
>>173909
Yup, all Crush.
>> Anonymous
>>173915
One can never have too much Crush footage.

* saved*
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>>173916
A feeeew more
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>>173937
This is during our cross continent trip. That big dip in his head is where I drained out his wound.

Last pic!
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lol wut
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>>173895

I'm not sure about my other cats, but my eldest one has taken on raccoons several times. He never killed any, just battled them all the time. Maybe he did it for fun, he was big hunter in his day. There were always dead rats, moles, and various other things around the yard that he killed.

He has a battle scar from it though, notice the ear.

It's amazing that Crush was able to take a raccoon down. I have a cat that looks just like him, but she is petite and afraid of everything.
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>>173815

That's King Cat to you, mortal.
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OMG i call it epic!

HAIL CRUSH!!!
Deutsch Cat reporting for duty.
>> Anonymous
Fuck you anon, give me Crush! :( I want him!
>> Anonymous
>>174155
No!
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suicide bomber cat reporting for duty
>> Anonymous
Thread hijack.

This thread is now about Epic Cats, such as Crush.
>> Anonymous
Crush once saved my village from a volcano.
>> Anonymous
Anon, Crush was the subject of some copypasta a while back, "this fucking beautiful cat, etc."
>> Anonymous
Crush once saved my volcano from a village!
>> Anonymous
>>174186

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Haha, but no, seriously. Anyone have?

>>174185

Crush is just that awesome.

>>174190

Hooray?
>> Anonymous
>>174193
I don't have the copypasta.
>> Anonymous
>>174206
Aww.
>> Anonymous
>>173737
...doesn't /an/ already belong to the cats?
>> Anonymous
when crush was in the olympics, skating for the gold

he did three sow-cows and a triple-lutz wearing a blind-fold

when crush was in the alps, fighting grizzly bears,

he used his magical fire-breath and saved the maidens fair
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no dogges allowed. this is a cattes forum
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>>174401

Oh, Crush...
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We have a winner!
>> Anonymous
>>174511
Crush's owner here. At first I thought you photoshopped a picture of Crush!
>> Anonymous
>>174513
Nope that's my kitty, isn't he cute?
>> OKAY.... Anonymous
So its been awhile since I've come to /an/, but I keep hearing of "Crush". I must know wny this cats so awsome. Last time I knew of a cat of this noteriety it was Bike Cat.

'splane plox.
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>>174541
He's fucking beautiful. He's owned by an anon. He's fucking beautiful. He killed a raccoon in single combat. He's fucking beautiful.
>> Anonymous
Does anybody have the copypasta?
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Computer game cat reporting for duty!
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>>173886
Natural 20
Also pic related>>173941
>> Anonymous
Bump for the epicness of Crush.
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>>174982
Crush's owner here. Bumping near-ancient threads is not what Crush is about.
>> Anonymous
>>175071
Ancient? It's just like, three, four days old. And epic.