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I recently got a wombat as a kind of environmentally friendly lawn mower. The problem however is what to name it. Halp me out /an/!
>> Anonymous
Wombiscuit.
>> Anonymous
Boob
>> Anonymous
Russel
>> Anonymous
DO U NOW?
>> Anonymous
Name it Erik

or Horatio Alger III
>> Anonymous
Wombats should be named Waldemar...
>> Anonymous
someone make these things fully domesticated. i want one RIGHT NOW.
>> Anonymous
Nat X
>> Anonymous
Don't they get territorial and attack people when they get older?
>> Anonymous
>>164710
man eating lawnmower?! there's a B-movie in that somewhere
>> Anonymous
>>164783
Already done.

>>164677
Combat Wombat.
>> Anonymous
>>164677

name him Mortal

MORTAL WOMBAT!!!
>> Anonymous
Murphy.
>> Anonymous
>>164822
Chuckles were had.
>> Anonymous
>>164822
oh lord.. this is one of those names that everybody will think is obvious but only AFTER they've been told it, you know?

anyhow, you gotta name it this. simply awesome.
>> Anonymous
>>164677
first,enoy your huge ass wombat tunnels in you lawn

second,name him either Hulk,Mork,Gorgutz or Fatteh
>> Anonymous
wuffer
>> Anonymous
bomwat
>> Anonymous
Call it Nisha.

Where do you live that you're allowed to keep a wombat?
>> Anonymous
name the wombat Nipples the Environmentally Friendly Lawnmower.
>> Anonymous
How the hell did you manage to get a 'pet' wombat? I live in Sydney and I know you can't buy them, the only way is to trap one or rescue one.
>> Anonymous
Mowa = Mower = Mortal wombat
>> Anonymous
Hmm. I'd like to get a grass eating animal for my 4 acres. Sheep and goats are too big, and no wombats here. Don't know of anything small.
>> Anonymous
>>165012

Herd of guinea pigs. Seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>165033
They'd get picked off by predators really quick.
>> Anonymous
>>165038

It would be both horrifying and funny.
>> Anonymous
>>165038

Put little shelters on the land, so they could escape into them.
>> Anonymous
>>165042
Wouldn't keep foxes, dogs, cats and snakes out. Your idea is unrealistic.
>> Anonymous
>>165044
I'm 165012, and I have built cat doors before that only open in the presense of my cat's collar with a coded FM transceiver on it. But I don't know if guinea pigs can wear collars, or how fast they are, or if they'll stay in the yard. I'd get some tomorrow if I wasn't such a wuss at the thought of them getting killed by dogs. Convince me they're fast or can defend themselves and I'll do it. I do know that rabbits don't make it for long around here outside their cages.
>> Anonymous
>>165191
They are not fast and would suck at defending themselves. And according to South America, they are also tasty.
>> Anonymous
>>165195
an entire continent can't be wrong
>> Anonymous
>>165196

Africa.
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>>165012
How about a mara?
They are about 18 inches.
>> Anonymous
It's illegal to have wombats as domestic pets, but it's still orsm.
Call it Megatron.
>> Anonymous
fatso the fatass wombat
>> Anonymous
>>165240
/an/is such an edumacation.
I knew not of that thing.
>> Anonymous
how about Chris Hansen?
>> Anonymous
Tonto
>> Anonymous
NIGGERTITS
>> Anonymous
OP you are a liar until you post pix with "Sup /an/"

I simply refuse to believe somebody that posts on 4chan owns a wombat.
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WOMBAT TITS OR GTFO
>> Anonymous
Quincey or Squiggoth
>> Anonymous
>>166254
NO. SHOGGOTH.
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>>165634
Why? Aren't there quite a few people on 4chan from Australia? It's not like somebody claiming to have a komodo dragon, or an elephant. When the only people who have them speak a different language and are too poor for computers, or super rich with better things to do than know what 4chan is. I wouldn't be surprised or amazed at all if somebody on 4chan has a wombat.A pangolin, sloth, or japanese giant salamander now those I would be amazed by.
>> Anonymous
>>166273
I love those things.
>> Anonymous
>>166273
4chan has lots of sloths!
>> Anonymous !ISaac/KabM
Andrew?