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ITT: Dolphins
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
itt monotremes
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>> Anonymous
swam with 'em last year. 'twas interesting.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>179669
You willingly got into the water with these monsters? Why do you want to be raped?
>> Anonymous
>>179461

So long and thanks for all the fish.
>> sage sage
>>179676
because you won't call anymore after you took my virginity :(
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EGG?!
>> Anonymous
dolphins are awesome. much cooler than people. I wish I was a dolphine... :(
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DOLPHINS!!
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OOH YEAH
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>> Anonymous
>>179858
And they have better sex between themselves too. Since female dolphins always want sex.
>> Anonymous
>>180146

Female dolphins also have full control of their muscles, meaning they literally massage the male dolphin with their vagina.

That + ejaculating so hard your semen can break bones/cause internal damage = why being a dolphin rocks.
>> Anonymous
I swam with them too about two years back. It was relatively interesting. They're very soft.
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>> Anonymous
in b4 dolphin eggs
>> Anonymous
>>180176
ur too late
>> Anonymous
>>180156
Feels a bit like the rubber from an innertube. Wonder what the biological reasoning is behind that? Seems like there would be some kind of hydrodynamic drag or something. I guess it works for them, tho.
>> Anonymous
It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent were of course dolphins who had long known of the impending destruction of earth. They had on many occasions tried to alert mankind but their warnings were mistakenly interpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a suprisingly sophisticated attempt at doing a double backflip through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner but in fact the message was this: "So long and thanks for all the fish."
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>180152
You read the fake dolphinsex guide, didn't you? Otherwise you would know that both of those statements are false.

Sage for dolphinfaggotry
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dan marino wants moar fucking dolphins!!!!
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>>180738
>> Anonymous
>>180736
LOL

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy FTW !!!
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>>ITT: Dolphins

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