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lol Anonymous
i found this in my backyard, is it dangerous?
>> G??????????????
poisonous?
>> Anonymous
WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR THUMB SO CLOSE TO IT?
>> Anonymous
>>169044
then fill the bucket up with naptha and light it

KILL IT WITH FIRE!
>> Anonymous
1. Put it down.
2. Throw gasoline on it.
3. Light match and throw it.
4. Run screaming.
>> menchi !IgWlr3a0sk
PS, welcome to 4chan.
>> Anonymous
shit reminds me of something from the movie aliens
>> Anonymous
i love those things lol.
>> Anonymous
>>169073
literally?
>> Anonymous
I remember reading them being quite poisonous, not sure about dangerous
>> Anonymous
I wouldnt eat it
>> Anonymous
some can be fucking dangerous. if they're that big i'd keep my hands off.
>> Anonymous
It probably just wants to snuggle.
>> Anonymous
>>169032

you already dead, bitch
>> Anonymous
Put it in a fish tank (drain the water first, idiort).
Feed it a rat once a week (it will eat the whole fucking thing in one sitting).
Scare your enemies.
Amuse your friends.
Take some photos.
Report back here with them.
>> Anonymous
Many centipedes have poison. It might not kill you but it could hurt a treat.
>> Anonymous
I got bitten by one of those a few years back. The pain was hell plus I got this fever for two days.
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIWegoLs1TU
>> Anonymous
indeed they are venomous and they will readily feed on mice, sucking all the goodies out like a juicebox. their feet taper into sharp tips capable of puncturing skin. also, they have a habit of secreting irritating jizz that doesnt mix well with open wounds or orrifices. a true anon will know what to do with this thing. and post pics.
>> Anonymous
icky u guize
>> Anonymous
if you thought it was dangerous, why would you put your thumb so close to it
>> Anonymous
centipede + blender + banana + pics = win
>> Anonymous
either kill it with fire or stick it in your pooper. i recomend sticking it in pooper for maximum lulz
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
Train it to invade people's anuses!
>> Anonymous
what's it eating there in the pic? a moth or something?
>> Anonymous
i wonder if you can eat that like crabs, pulling out its legs and sucking the delicious centipede juice
>> Anonymous
>>169367
Why "either" ? stick it in his pooper and then put it on fire.
That's when you reach maximum awesome
>> Anonymous
>>169032
Dear OP,
Please tell me where you live so I can scratch it off on my List of Places I Am Able to Move To Someday.
>> Anonymous
id totally kill that thing. I wouldnt even have the balls to get close to it or pick it up with a stick or aything. I'd probably shoot it from a few feet away with a .22 or something.
>> Anonymous
either throw it on a sleeping person's face or stick it in your pooper. i recommend sticking it in pooper for maximum lulz
>> Anonymous
It will bite you AND sting you while shitting vemon from both ends. Run in terror now before it catches your scent. RUN
>> Oh hai gaiz, wut goes here? :D
Yeah, it's a sign from God. He wants you to die and go to hell.
>> daifukumochi
if its the same kind of centipede as on the big island of hawaii.i know of a case where a bee venom allergic person died from one of those crawling in thier sleeping bad.they are hella fast too.one time i saw one take out a small and bird suck its creamy insides out.
>> Anonymous
>>169032
DESTROY IT WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

Then post pics.
>> Anonymous
>>169032

Wow you got balls of steal, I would of shat bricks if I saw that.
>> Anonymous
jesus christ.
get in the car and drive over that fucking thing!
>> Anonymous
Giant pedes are pretty scary, but also cool pets. You should keep it.

And it's too busy munching on that moth in the OP pic to care about being picked up.
>> NOM NOM NOM NOM Anonymous
http://youtube.com/results?search_query=giant+centipede&search=Search
>> Anonymous
giant centipede vs mantis shrimp

HEAVEN OR HELL!
LET'S ROCK!
>> Anonymous
that Thing's babies, miniature sized creepy crawlies...i find them on my walls, i kill them with Lysol, they squirm for a long time before dying
>> Anonymous
IF I ever found one of these fuckers in my house Id move
>> Anonymous
eat im!!
>> Anonymous
anyone got pics of crushed centipedes?
>> Anonymous
"The centipede has modified claws called forcipules which curve around its head and can deliver venom into its prey. The extremely potent venom, containing acetylcholine, histamine, and serotonin, is toxic to humans and causes severe swelling, chills, fever, and weakness. However, although bites are painful, they are unlikely to be fatal."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scolopendra_gigantea
>> Anonymous
Yes poisonous. Painful. Where there is 1 there is more. Enjoy.
>> jaxo
if it bites you and yo die/getsick, then no. feel free to get bit all the damn time.
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
>>169893
He's black?
>> Anonymous
>>169040

They eat mice! You forgot to mention those and other rodents. Give it a kiss..and become an hero.
>> Anonymous
That thing is ridiculous. I don't recall ever seeing an insect that large, even in Florida. Kill it!
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ?? Admin
centipedes aren't insects. Arthropods, I think. Same type as spiders.
>> Anonymous
>>170663
I think they don't bite, they have two poison claws.
>> Anonymous
Centipedes, Spiders, and Insects are all Arthropods (along with lobsters and crawfish). Centipedes are in class Chilopda, while insects are Insecta and spiders (and ticks) are Arachnids.

P.S. in before mustelids LOL
>> Anonymous
They BITE! I mean it! It will leave a scar lasting many years. That's just from the regular sized ones. A bite from this one...I imagine it will be MUCH worse.
>> Anonymous
Note that there exist videos of these things eating pretty good sized mice. If it can kill and eat a mouse, I imagine it can fuck your day up.
>> Anonymous
Shit, if Id seen a few of these posts this morning I might not have failed my Bio test..