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Anonymous
I has a coconut crab.
>> Anonymous
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I has a titty twister.
>> Anonymous
>>78965
What kind of person lets such a creature with powerful claws crawl on his chest? o_O
>> Anonymous
>>79029

It's not a real Coconut Crab.
>> Anonymous
>>79029
a masochistic person
>> Anonymous
>>79029
it's clawing at a stick, not the chest.
Those jackass idiots tried it.
One pinched him in the ass, not a nice sight.
They could only loosen it with a wrench.
>> A non E mouse
Why are they called coconut crabs? They don't taste like coconut...
>> Anonymous
>>79045
They'll use a coconut shell like a hermit crab, until they get too big for it. Plus they eat them.
>> Anonymous
To defend its coconut tree, a coconut crab would leap down upon an intruder's head or any other extremity. Then, using its powerful claws, that can shell coconuts with ease, the crab cracks open the skull or breaks the bones of the body part it caught onto. This usually results in the intruder's death or persuades it to go away and find another tree without a coconut crab living in it.

Humans who pick coconuts for a living very cautiously examine the trees before they climb them, but actual incidences of death by coconut crab are very few and far in between.
>> Anonymous
>>79039
That was Steve-O from the Wild Boys(a show him and Cris did after Jackass broke up).
And lol, Steve-O cried like a bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>79065
Steve-O always cries like a bitch
>> Anonymous
kill it with boilng water, butter & tongs!
>> Anonymous
or just let it have it's coconuts. no CKing necessary.
>> iced veins
Forget Wildboys watch Scarred