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Holy shit.. Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Snailcat has other emotions!
Glee!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Is "wanting to fuck your own son" an emotion? Cause that would mean she had three.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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She's such a whore. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE BALLS, SNAILCAT
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Raep
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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I taught him some self defense moves
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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But clearly it is not working
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Maybe his brother will save him?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Not really. Well, he did distract her for a bit.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Go away.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Oh god she's coming back!
>> Anonymous
lulz

Thanks Bitter, now I won't go to bed for another hour
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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And here is the whole family, including Aunt Trashcat. Also, those mysterious stains on my carpet? I've gotten a lot more since the snailkittens moved in. We are seriously considering pulling it up and getting hardwood floors.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>159973
He will be watching you when you sleep.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Whooooreeeee
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Last picture: Ah, young haet blossoms.
>> Anonymous
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I can feel the haet
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>159983
He is turning out to be as much of a haet fountain as his mother.
>> Anonymous
>>159985

"Get down here, I've got a hug for ya."
*snikt*
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160008
That is pretty much how it goes. Here he is about to jump and try to hit me in the crotch.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160009
Mid-jump. He did not succeed, because I had a secret weapon: Pants.
>> Anonymous
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you bought that bed desk at Bed Bath and Beyond didn't you?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>160013
Honestly, I don't know where it's from. I got it from a friend of mine, who was too fat for it to go over her lap. It's not like she needed breakfast in bed anyway.
>> Anonymous
Why do you have so many empty pill bottles?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>160038
I'm a lupusfag, and my partner is too. We're both fairly sickly, so we get about that many pill bottles in a year. I just strip the labels off and put beads in them for cheapo cat toys, use them as paint pots, and they're really good for keeping jewelry from getting tangled up. Also, nothing is as awesome as watching a screaming kitten wade through a box of pill bottles an jingle-bells.
>> Anonymous
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>>160045
It's lupus?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>160049
Yea, we broke House =(
>> Anonymous
>>160045
werewolves with lots of cats.
>> Anonymous
>>160009
Bitter toes!
>> Anonymous
>>160000
>> Anonymous
>>160001
>> Anonymous
>>159999
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>160073
The dirty foot fetishists will be happy

>>160080
>>160078
>>160076
HOLY SHIT YOU CAN COUNT!
>> Anonymous
>>159964
oh lawd, is dat sum kp?
>> Anonymous
So cute. I'm on overload.
>> Anonymous
why do you have so many fucking pill bottles?
>> Anonymous
>>160164
Dumb ass, see
>>160045
Its already been asked, try reading next time.
>> Anonymous
please put a dallop of whipped cream on snailkitten's head. Be sure to film the event.
>> Anonymous Alt783 Unvrs5466 !!Si/RtJAzDuK
Does the animal abortion clinic know you let snailcat skip her abortion surgery and follow up spaying? In other news, have any .gifs of the snailkittens in action?
>> Anonymous
>>160174
my bet is snailcat just got a nice buzz off the anesthetic before going on to slaughter most of the staff at the animal hospital's surgical wing. She probably left one barely alive to spread the stories of UNLIMITED HAET, and then went and had sex with a willing hell hound before returning to Bitter's house to maul him in his sleep for attempting to have her spayed.
>> Anonymous
why do you have so many pill bottles?
>> Anonymous
>>160009
I see your second toe is longer than your big toe. I guess that means you wear the pants in your... uh, relationship.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>160173
I may try this later, with butter or something. I will not give the kittens an opportunity to ingest sugar. I value my life too much for that.

>>160174
I don't remember ever saying I was going to make her have a kitty abortion. It's possible I threatened her with it while drunk, but we all say things we don't mean when we're drunk. Like that time I told your dad I loved him, and then left him sobbing behind a dumpster.
No gifs, but I have posted .mov's before. If you can provide me with a link to a .mov to gif converter that won't infest me with spyware, I'd be happy to make more.

>>160187
And then I urinated into the nurses wounds while screaming "WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY"

>>160219
Why does your mother have so many pill bottles?

>>160220
I was not aware that that toe-length had anything to do with dominance. But yes, my toes are of unusual shape. They're actually somewhat foreshortened in that picture, as I normally stand on the balls of my feet when I'm around the kittens, so I can dodge better. God I wish I was kidding. In the future, I shall try to keep my feet out of pictures, because holy shit do they look terrible.
>> Anonymous
>>160238

We know you never said anything about a kitty abortion. However, you are known to have a strong stance on having your pets spayed/neutered, however, then your own cat goes and gets knocked up. We are teasing you due to your hypocrisy.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>160245
Oh is that what that was? I wouldn't call it hypocrisy.. I do wish I had fixed her before she got knocked up. I suppose it's about responsibility; I did not abort her babies because I know that I can take care of them and find them homes and they will be cared for their entire lives. Many people who let their animals breed either do it on purpose (If you remember, she escaped due to a stupid relative the night before she was set to get snipped) and/or cannot properly provide for the kittens. I was prepared to take care of a dozen kittens, if need be, but many many people cannot devote that amount of time and resources. I'm really glad that she had such a small litter, though.

The reason she is not getting fixed at this very moment is partially time and monetary. Things have been rough for us this past couple months, but we are being extremely cautious with regard to her possibly getting knocked up again. And the kittens will get snipped when she does, soon. IF I don't keep them, which I likely will, their new owners will be responsible for fixing them within a few weeks of taking custody. If they aren't neutered properly, I will slip snailcat into their home. I'm about the only person who can stand being near her, so threatening to force her upon someone is a really effective threat.
>> Anonymous
>>160238
Because she's a nurse.

So... why do YOU have so many pill bottles?
>> Anonymous
>>160257

Here come the excuses!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>160267
>>160278
That's what your mother said.
>> Anonymous
>>160285
your drunk, arent you?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>160288
I will not dignify that with an answer.


Yes.
>> Anonymous
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It's obvious she was seduced by Fishing Cat.
>> Anonymous
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Holy crap! My cat looks just like snailcat and her babies. Do you know what breed she is, 'cuz we got Jade from a shelter. The attitudes are also almost identical, so I'm really thinking they're the same breed.
>> Anonymous
>>160301
their breed is INFINITE HAET
>> Anonymous
>>160301

Breed? Just a plain old domestic cat. Felis Domesticus, tabby coat.

Their similar attitudes are caused by not being well acclimated to people when they were kittens. This makes sense given that your cat came from a shelter, and IRC Snailcat was semi-wild?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160301
Your cat's colouring appears to be a good bit darker than Snailcat's. She is white and cream underneath. Your cat is a ticked caramel mackerel tabby (ie a generic moggie). Snailcat and Paris, the light kitten, are also ticked caramel mackrel tabbies, though he is turning out to be more of a black and fawn than a caramel colour. The dark kitten, Caesar, is a silver mackerel tabby with a little bit of brown tinting.

>>160309
I found snailcat when she was about two weeks old. The reason she's hateful is.. she's just hateful. She is very much a one person cat, and I guess my personality rubbed off on her. We both show affection with roughhousing and faux aggression. The kittens are sweeter, and Paris is actually quite cuddly, but they do like to torture me in their own, retarded little ways.

Pic: Snailcat when she was just a wee snailkitten.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Oh, and supposedly, Snailcat is a second or third generation bobcat hybrid (Grandparent or great grandparent bob). It suits her manner, build, and colouration (She's coloured like a bobcat with a tabby overlay). She also has the extra teeth and, as you can see, looked fairly cub-like as a kitten. Honestly, I don't know, one vet suggested it, and another says he has never met a genuine hybrid.
>> Anonymous
>>160332
she hurt me with cuteness! how can something be so cute it hurts?!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160336
When you see it you'll shit bricks of candy
>> Anonymous
>>160337
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>160339
Sweet, free candy!
>> Anonymous
>>160340
right, that one was lethal. I've lost control of my bowels and I'm bleeding out my ass a river of skittles.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160342
Damn, I hate skittles.
>> Anonymous
>>160343
life by the haet, die by the haet
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160344
YOU WERE WARNED.
>> Anonymous
>>160348
Please, no moar! I don't have any candy left to give!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160351
DIE.
>> Anonymous
THIS IS THE BEST FIGHT EVAR
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>> Anonymous
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Meh. Now if these haet kittens were ferrets then maybe my head might explode into candy.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160358
Oh yea? At what age do ferrets learn ChokeABitch? Cause these kittens learned it early.
>> Anonymous
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>>160359
not sure, but they learn "devour soul" fairly early.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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How about some freshly hatched kittens?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160360
That is clearly an adult ferret. Snailcat knows that one too.
>> Anonymous
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>>160362
What about fairly hatched kittens? And isn't one of those in the picture dead?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160367
Yes. Thank you for reminding me. Faggot. RIP, Escargot.
>> Anonymous
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>>160373
Wasn't sure. You could've said one of them simply learned ninja stealth and was hidden in every picture since then.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160374
I suppose she IS ninja stealthing, underneath my back yard.
>> Anonymous
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>>160376
until some LARPers raise the ninja kitten in zombie form, am I right?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160378
I would be okay with that. She would be the most hateful newborn kitten zombie EVER.
>> Anonymous
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>>160379
Probably even haetful enough to tear through a zombie protection suit?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160380
Maybe. At least, until some stupid irish doctor of some sort came along. That is her only weakness.


Well, besides living. I mean, that beat her pretty good, huh?
>> Anonymous
>>160087
He sage'd his own thread. Lovely cats by the by.
>> Anonymous
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>>160382
lurk moar. that's bitter anon's impostor!
>>160381
sure did.
>> Anonymous
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>>160381
yes escargot did fail at life
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160382
Sage grows in every field of off topic posts

>>160386
SHE didn't fail... her little organs did. If she wasn't rotting, I suppose I could replace them with mechanical ones....
>> Anonymous
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>>160387
some sort of cyborg ninja kitten? wouldn't the universe implode on such a localized focus of haet?
>> Anonymous
I believe this thread must be archived, so that we don't have to beg for reposted snailkitten pictures every few weeks
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160388
Only when she charges her lazors
>> Anonymous
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>>160391
i don't think even a ferret laser could stop that
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>160394
You're right. Haet lazors conquer all. You're lucky, this time they are directed elsewhere.
>> Anonymous
MEDIC!
>> Anonymous
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>>160396
i dunno though haet lasers seem to be more broad and this dissipates their penetrating power for a larger burn radius. farret lasers are more focused for pinpoint accuracy an penetration. unfortunately for ferrets they need 16-20 hours of sleep a day to charge their lasers.