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Anonymous
Cats are superior for the following reason:

They tell you before they throw up on your bed.
>> Anonymous
That's when you proceed to deliver a swift kick to your cat to knock them to the floor.
>> Anonymous
My cat pooped on my pillow once :<
>> Anonymous
The bee one doesn't make sense, when bees puke it's a good thing.
>> Anonymous
>>301812
They still don't tell you, though.
>> Anonymous
But a dog cleans up after itself.
>> Anonymous
>>301701
why is the giraffee puking out of the top of its head as well as its mouth?
>> Anonymous
>>301843
It's a bird perched on top of his head.
>> Anonymous
>>301844
oh, ok i see it now.
>> Bigern1990
The last time my cat threw up on my bed, it didn't give me any warning signs. It was just kinda like, "Oh hai! BARF!".
>> Anonymous
>>301799
My cat pooped on my bed once and I sat in it. I was walking around the house and I kept on smelling shit. Then I was like OH NOES IT'S ME. I SAT IN CAT SHIT!!!!

In b4 you shit yourself and it wasn't the cat's shit.
>> Anonymous
>>301799
My cat pooped on my TV once.

Actually he didn't really, but he has long hair and he had a turd stuck to his butt. He sat on my TV and left it there. My dad noticed it while he was walking past my room and asked me about it. We all had a good laugh. The end.
>> Anonymous
my cousins dog threw up once, while I was watching it, then ate it.
>> Anonymous
Those cat dry heaves before they barf are scary. I thought my cat was choking.
>> Anonymous
The only bad thing is when you're asleep and they start doing that shit. I can never get her to a carpetless area in time.