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Hey /an/, can I get one as a pet? I hear they take a little more work but it's possible for them to be tamed. I don't have a permit in my state yet, but I can keep one in my garage. I have watermelons and live chickens for it to feed on. Opinions, suggestions, help with care? Please /an/, I really want one. =3
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Why do you want rusty old farm equipment? Get a dog or something.
>> Anonymous
Don't be ignorant, anon.
They are quite known for having high sex drives and you're bound to have their offspring EVERYWHERE.
They are quick little buggers and won't hesitate to get away if given the chance. Remember to lock up all shiny objects as well.

This is a huge responsibility. Might I suggest an asian? Native american, even. But you'll have to get one those fast before they go extinct.
>> Anonymous
>>153807
OP here, but EVERYBODY has dogs, these little critters are so badass.
>> Anonymous
niggers may be fun animals, but mexicans bark funny AND work for you.

get a spic, pronto.
>> Anonymous
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Have you considered one of these?

More intelligent, responsible, practically self-sufficient... you couldn't ask for better.