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Which one would win in a fight:

Gorilla vs Bear
>> Anonymous
pic related btw
>> Anonymous
Gorilla would get other gorillas to help scare off bear, bear would groan and growl and then go find some berries and have a nap.
>> Anonymous
i think imo the gorilla would win
>> Anonymous
Bear would smell the new, strange animal and run away like a coward. It's what they usually do about hikers apparently.
>> Anonymous
>>340879
goddammit you're not thinking hard enough.

rephrasing OP's scenario:
Which would win in a fight: Gorilla vs Bear.
Both are put in the same cage with their cubs, injected with a lot of adrenaline, and chained to each other.

AND DON'T SAY THEY'LL FUCKING GET ALONG AND HAVE A GROUP HUG YOU HIPPIES
>> Anonymous
They would all get along and have a group hug.
>> Anonymous
>>340885

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>> Anonymous
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What if it was a muslim gorilla?
>> Anonymous
>>340888
Suicide bomb for Allah, they both lose.
>> Anonymous
So are we talking Grizzly Bear and Silver Back Gorilla?

I gotta hand it to the Bear, the pounding force of the gorilla is not as effective on a large bear and the claws would give the bear the advantage.
>> Anonymous
what kind of bear?

with a poler bear or grizzly i gotta say bear, but if its a sun bear or even a black bear id say gorilla would win.
>> Anonymous
I would think a bear would win, but a gorilla may be smarter or stronger when enraged
>> Anonymous
>>340871
What kind of bear, OP?
An icebear, a panda or what?
>> Anonymous
No matter how you set this scene I highly doubt there would be a fight. Both are animals smart enough to size eachother up and understand it's a fight not worth fighting. Bears usually don't go after anything thats going to be a sizable operation, likewise with gorillas.

Id predict they'd avoid eachother at an extreme even inside a 10x10 cage match. Maybe some flaunting, hooting, growling and taunting but nothing would go beyond that.

If I was to go all out and say which would win if they would actually fight, which is what you're asking.... Neither imho. Have you seen two bears fight? They don't puncture each other with teeth / claw holes and a gorilla isn't exactly a predator, lacks the proper tools to fend itself off from a predator like a bear. Like was said before... they WOULDN'T fight each other.
>> Anonymous
The gorrilla would fucking beat it's chest for an adrenaline rush, causing the bear to panic and then the gorrilla would pound the bear into a nice mushy mush.

The gorrilla is the clear victor here.
>> Anonymous
A grizzly bear, or a polar bear would straight up eat a fucking gorilla. Even a large black bear could do it. They are predators, and have been seen in the wild killing some big game on occasion.
Granted, a gorilla is a pretty strong animal... but a fucking bear is a BEAST.
A polar bear can pull a Beluga whale out of the water onto land. And they're not that much stronger than grizzlies.

PS Leopards have been witnessed killing lone gorillas in the wild and they are much less powerful than adult bears.

Buuuuut... there are no bears in Africa, so this point is moot anyway.
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>>341032
>lacks the proper tools to fend itself off from a predator like a bear

you sure about that?
>> Anonymous
>>340882
WHY YOU MAKE ME SPILL WATER ALL OUT OF MY MOUTH MAN, WHY
>> Anonymous
Grizzly bear kills a silverback, no contest. Grizzlies can kill just about anything on four feet except elephants, rhinos and hippos.

Polar bear, probably the same. They're not that different from grizzlies.

Black bear only if it has a clear size advantage.

Inferior species of bear get slaughtered by the silverback.

If you substitute the silverback with a female gorilla, it's likely the bear will win, unless it's something like a sloth bear or panda.
>> Anonymous
>>341117
Holy cow, an invisible mace.
>> Anonymous
>>341159


That's clearly a bro fist.
>> Anonymous
>>341117
Up your ass.
>> Anonymous
>>341117
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>> Anonymous
>>341136
I think tigers would like to have a word with you, don't be trying to say bears are the kings of the beasts because they just fucking aren't. Tigers are and you can take that shit to the bank because it's cold hard fact.

In before some dumb ass who doesn't know his ass from his elbow tries to say I'm wrong
>> Anonymous
>>341185

Depends on the species of bear and tiger.... A small rocky-mountain brown bear can barely (no pun) fend off an angry cougar, but a Siberian Grizzly weighs about half a ton and would have a shot at defeating a tiger. They just have too much body fat and fur for the Tiger to get a crippling bite in, and they hit just as hard if not harder.
>> Anonymous
>>341190
They don't just have a shot, they do it every year. Full grown male Siberian grizzlies kill Siberian tigers when they get the chance. There's even a documented case of one bear killing two tigers at once. But here's the thing: a female bear of the same species is so much smaller and weaker the tigers can kill them and often do. So neither species really has the upper hand.
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>>341185
*ahem*
>> Anonymous
>>341204
Which one would win, an African elephant or hippo?
>> Anonymous
>>341209
In fairly deep water, a hippo. Out of water or in shallow water, an Elephant is what I'd say.

Anyone remember that show they used to have on discovery that simulated versus matches between two animals?
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Those big indents in the top of its skull? Thats where a fuck-ton of muscle goes. a gorilla could bite just as hard as a bear, but is much better suited to grab the bear around the neck and go for the jugular.
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>>341209

hippos are awesome because of their humungous teeth, but elephants are bigger, stronger and smarter than hippos
>> Anonymous
>>341204
driver license please.
>> Anonymous
If it was anything but a Polar bear I'd bet on the Silverback any day.
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>>341266
Bitches don't know bout my 2000 pound grizzly.
>> Anonymous
Seems like an even match.
Bear has a bit more strength and size, but the gorilla would be more agile, maybe a tad smarter... both are large, powerful animals capable of defending themselves when provoked.
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>> Anonymous
gorilla-500 lbs upper limit
power 7 times average man.
25 mph top speed

grizzly- 2000 lbs upper limit
power 7 times average man.
40 mph top speed

Surprisingly gorillas are stronger. The primate body structure is super sturdy, with more blood vessels in the muscles. Skulls of both are pretty sturdy. Bite is negligible because they both have thick hide, maybe slight advantage to bear. Speed is no contest, bear. With everything accounted for, I'm afraid the bear gets it because it weighs nearly four times the gorilla, that's to much mass for the gorilla to manipulate. Also, fuck tigers and lions. Before the breeds were lost, we had dogs that could hunt and kill both of them effectively. O a personal note, I fucking hate felines, they are the lazy, uneducated, default animal people like because Disney and discovery channel told them too. FUCK.
>> Anonymous
>>341211
Nope
>> Anonymous
>>341306

You forgot that bears have a dense layer of fur and fat, while gorillas are a lot leaner and more vulnerable to puncture wounds.
>> Anonymous
Isn't there a TV show about this?
>> Anonymous
HOW DOES BEAR KNOW WHAT GORILLA IS????
>> Anonymous
>>341306
what sort of breeds...?
>> Anonymous
If they were both pissed at eachother, the bear would kick its ass hands down.
>> Anonymous
>>341411
THEN WHO WAS BEARILLA?
>> Anonymous
>>341204
Now if this were a Volvo...

oh and you're now looking at its penis, you can't get it out of your mind.
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>> Anonymous
Don't bears panic like little bitches after getting cracked in the nose? A bit of face-pounding from the gorilla could give it the advantage
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>>340879
>>341032
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>>341600

Bears do freak out when other animals come back at them. They're not used to retaliation. I've seen a few videos where badgers and wolverines have come at a bear, and it completely freaks out either immediately or after a few minutes of being attacked. They'd rather scavenge a kill then go out and kill something.

So my money is on a gorilla, because bears are big pussies.
>> Anonymous
>>341204
jesus look at his elephanthood
>> Anonymous
>>341204

Best not have damaged that VW
>> Anonymous
>>341503
I'm assuming you meant dog breeds? In ancient Roman times the ancestral Irish wolfhound was said to be the equal of an African lion in the Colosseum. And the Rodesian Ridgeback were specifically breed to hunt Lions in the bush.
>> Anonymous
>>341204
Is it his penis we can see?
>> Anonymous
>>341306
>uneducated

>animal
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>> Anonymous
>>341749
Interesting, could we breed these features back into current hounds?
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>> Anonymous
>>341892
Default uneducated animal people is a singular description. As in Default uneducated animal person.
>> Anonymous
>>341631
Bears do it when they have nothing to fight for, i.e. a full bear with nothing better to do comes too close to a budger, gets screamed at, and runs away. Running away is what all animals do when they want to avoid troubles. In nature, fights are not started if there is no reason for a fight. A bear with no cubs and a belly full of raspberies would run even from an angry squerel.
A bear is not a big cat either, so it doesnt have a playfulness of a cat - in its natural setting a tiger having nothing better to do often plays with humans by pursuing them for miles, approaching from different sides, catching up and then letting go, making aperson to climb on the tree and waiting for him to go down just to chase him on the tree again.
What I am getting at, a bear that ran away from a budger or even a squerel is not coward, it just had nothing to obtain from confrontation with smaller animal, and due to its bear nature did not feel like playing around.
>> Anonymous
>>341749
> In ancient Roman times the ancestral Irish wolfhound was said to be the equal of an African lion in the Colosseum.
Yes, against human. Now, try an experiment - find a big dog trained to fight against people and engage it in a battle. I would recomend trying to break into a house guarded by Caucasian Shepherd dog. If you survive it, and after some month of hospital treatment, go to Africa and engage a lion in the battle. You'll probably findout that a trained dog can fuck you up no less then a lion could.
>And the Rodesian Ridgeback were specifically breed to hunt Lions in the bush.
Yes, in the same way spitz (Laikas and the like) were breed and trained to hunt bears. By distracting it, biting its ass, tale and legs and running around a beast, while a hunter is approaching, aiming and striking with his spear. Its not that "breeds were lost", just that noone wants to risk to lose his own personal dog. Back then people had tens of dogs, so losing welltrained dog on its 3rd bear hunt was a sad, but not a heartbreaking experience. Besides, noone in the western world is hardcore enough to approach a lion/bear with but a knife or a spear, thus you cant really test if modern dogs are worse then their medieval relatives.
>> Anonymous
>>341932

>>noone in the western world is hardcore enough to approach a lion/bear with but a knife or a spear

maybe today, because we don't need to do that.

every fucking civilization had to hunt like this at one point. I'll agree, that in places like Africa, it was probably much more of a risk. But those weird Bison things that use to live in Europe could still fuck up a retard throwing spears at it.
>> Billy the Blue Ranger !5lGrhM17rM
All you cocksuckers who said they wouldn't fight, op didn't say "what would they do in an encounter", he specified they are FIGHTING. How the fight got started is of no consequence. Sheesh, learn some basic reading comprehension.

Bear wins but the fight is close, the Gorilla is smarter so it uses it's surroundings to it's advantage, but in the end the Bear wins because he's just so much better equipped with his claws and superior strength.
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>> Anonymous
idk about bear vs gorrilla
but yesterday i just saw a video about a tiger fucking up crocodiles, both on land and in water...
even 2 croc at the same time
motherfucking baddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss
>> Anonymous
Havent you fags seen King Kong? Gorilla fucking owns T Rex's and shit. Course it will pwn the bear.
>> Anonymous
Fucking bears have terrifying claws.
>> Anonymous
>>343329
Not T.rexes. V.rexes. A kitten could own those weakass inbred retards.
>> Anonymous
>>340871

I heard a story about a human fighting off a bear and killing it.

The Gorilla for sure.
>> Anonymous
>>341211
Animal faceoff? I used to watch that. It only had a few episodes though.
>> Anonymous
>>343351
Did he kill the bear with his BEAR hands?
>> Anonymous
>>343375
NO U!
>> Anonymous
ITT DUMBASSES WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN KING KONG WHERE HE FUCKING DESTROYS 2 DINOSAURS AT ONCE YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>> Anonymous
>>343351

with a gun? if so then he was a pussy
>> Anonymous
>>343434
LOL NATURE DOCUMENTARY!
>> Anonymous
Sorry, I forgot that King Kong was historically accurate, sheeessss.
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What about dachshund vs bear?
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Dachshund uses snorkel attack on Bear! It's super effective!
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Bear has been defeated!
>> Whipstickagostop !T/9YrzfLBA
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This kind of bear?
>> Anonymous
>>341944
In Scotland we hunted bears to extinction long before we had guns. The reason it seems Western animals are less deadly is because we killed most of the tough ones already.
>> Anonymous
BEAR ARMS!
ARM BEARS!

The gorilla is a wonder of nature, a ferocious beast! No contest here. The gorilla could do a fucking piledriver on the bear.
>> Anonymous
>>341185
jaguar was here; tiger is a faggot

moving on, i would say the bear has the advantage in size otherwise the opponents are pretty even
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>> Anonymous
Eh. Gorillas punch so hard that they can break a lion's face in with just 1 hit. Seen that shit on Discovery. What is stopping the thing from doing it to the bear?