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Ferret Friday! Anonymous
Just in time to remember the birth of the future zombie, Jesus!
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It's Ferret Friday AND my birthday!
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Dizzy
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>>193673
oh you poor thing, to have ferrets running about on your birthday, it's just a tragedy!

My suggestion to you; start drinking heavily.
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Damien
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>>193673
Happy Birthday! Enjoy your cake!
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>>193676
My ferrets are awesome. After they're tucked in for the night I will start drinking heavily ;)
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also, my beautiful Shizzle.
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weasels
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Ferret Friday again already? But I am le tired.
>> Arcane !uP/3qlrDNA
>>193678

You let your pets play with styrofoam peanuts? Isn't that, liek, bad?
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>>193852
i'm not that guy, but there's kinds of packing peanuts that dissolve in water/ferret mouths. mine loved those things
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THIS IS DELICIOUS FEET I MUST EAT IT!!!
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KAMEHAME-
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBL!
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>>193875
Haarbal, heb ik het correct.
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>>193852
they're the biodegradable ones.
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nap time!
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>>193861
NOM NOM NOM!
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>>193976
OM NOM NM MON
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Shizzle vs Damien: OM NOM NOM!
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It are snow. Let me in.
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>>194032
Why are everyone naming their ferrets Damien?
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>>194045
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'd get a ferret in a heartbeat if I didn't already have 2 cats and a dog.
>> Anonymous
>>194123
I think it's one of Satan's names?
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HALP!
>> Anonymous
Dammit... My birthday's the day after darn zombie Jesus', and I want a freaking ferret!

Damn California being non-ferret-friendly...
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>>194123
they're all pictures of my ferret named Damien.
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>>194157
THAT WOMAN IS TERRIFYING!
>> Anonymous
So I got my first ferret today. But they only had one for sale and I was told I should have two. Will he be okay until next week when I get him a friend.
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>>194209

Yes.
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>>194209
Yeah he should be fine. You should look into petfinder.com or craigslist and adopt your second ferret :)
>> Anonymous
>>194211
I will thank you!


While I am off at work what kind of toys should I leave him with? Should I leave the radio on so he doesn't feel alone?
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>>194221
Nah, no radio, just a dark, silent room with some t-shirts or something they can burrow under and go to sleep. They sleep about 20 hours a day, no joke. Just be sure to play with him for at least an hour and a half per day - better yet, until he's tired. Then let him sleep again.
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Watching you fap.
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It's dangerous to go alone. Take these.
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Merry Christmas!
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Did you guys know that Ferrets lay eggs?
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>>194772
Don't be stupid. Dolphins lay eggs. Ferrets reproduce through mitosis.
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hurbleblblble!
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>>195019
but ferrets practically wrap themselves!
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I has a secret...
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>>195247
no one will be spared, not even the children