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Anonymous
You know what I hate the most about Fall / Winter, /an/?
When flies do anything so to remain inside your house and wander around with their their typical drunken flying paths in search for a heath source.
Speaking of which, there's a big fat fly that can barely walk straight which has been trying several times to get inside of my computer through the cooling fan's hole, go figure...
>> Anonymous
kill them, or something
>> Anonymous
aren't you mesmerized my the way the rub their little hands together?
>> Anonymous
The solution:

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1409163
>> Anonymous
we dont have flies in the winter

when flies are about, they usually are around windows.
>> Anonymous
Suck them up with a vacuum cleaner attachment. Turn it on first, then sneak up on them. That's what I do.
>> Anonymous
They want to infest your computer , kill them ... with FIRE !
>> Anonymous
>in search for a heath source

Introduce them to fire. It is very warm.
>> Anonymous
I catch them in empty water bottles and let them die in there because i hate the fuckers with a passion. One time I had 9 in a single bottle. Flies are so fucking dumb.
>> Anonymous
>in search for a heath source

Introduce them to a candy store. It is very warm.