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Anonymous
After today's irrevelant and most boringly discouraging Biology class, I started on a mind wavelength with a human advancement train of thought.

Thoughts include:
-gilled humans and other mutations to make human life less dependable on unreliable resources that aren't reusable
-breeding mutated bacteria to let humans consume foods that normally only animals can consume (think tree bark and st00f)
-medical use of regulated tapeworms to take off uneeded weight and trim pounds off teh fattie in your world

etc.

Fellow /b/tards, let's see how deep your thinking really goes when you decide to ponder bio-advancements.

(do it for the cogni-lulz)
>> Anonymous
...Either you're lying or your 'biology class' was a high school one.
>> Anonymous
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As an actual biologist, I can tell you that all those ideas are the stuff of really bad science fiction. Also, this is not /b/. Fail.
>> Anonymous
i went to biologiez 2day so lyke, what if humans could shoot laserbeams?
>> Anonymous
All of those ideas are possible, but it would require genetic engineering of unrealistic proportions so the human body won't just collapse and die, so it's not plausible.
>> Anonymous
I always wondered that if we could increase the speed of our nervous system, how much faster humans would be both mentally and physically. But I'm not really into biology anyways. However it would also be interesting to see humans with antagonistic muscles as well
>> Anonymous
something to get rid of the desire to make "designer" babies for the parents that are so shallow they can't love their child if its hair color is wrong.
>> Anonymous
human advancement would be easier through nano-tech. millions of colonies of machines focusing on generating heat to such a point that we could survive arctic temperatures and stave off shock from exposure n stuff. way easier to wipe out viruses and shit too.

buuttt... hackers on steroids could wind up creating bot nets of bot zombie humans causing crazy ass shit like mass suicides or cannibalism for the lulz.
>> Anonymous
That tapeworms thing has actually been done back in the day. It worked great... but some people died.
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Tho.. we're not quite /b/.. we're /an/
Keep inquiring, anon.
It's a crime to have a shitty bio lecture. If your teacher is sub-par get her/him fired. I'd like to think even a mediocre teacher could make the fascinating subject of biology interesting

Picture is electron miscroscope of a human embryo
>> Anonymous
OP needs to read 2001:A Space Odyssey for a technological replacement of the human body
>> Anonymous
>>191034
Why not, respectively:

- Consume less
- Eat less
- Eat less

Before wasting your mental energy on 'bio-advancements,' advance yourself and others by being less wasteful.
>> Anonymous
All I need is my brain in a robot body.
>> Anonymous
>>191191
/an/ is /b/ where Caturday never ends.