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Anonymous
Okay everyone... I've never smoked marijuana in my entire life. I don't do any drugs, i don't drink, i don't even smoke cigarettes!

But i was talking to this one dude and he was talking about these huge stalks that he's grown. It was simply amazing. You take these tiny seeds, maybe weighing a gram each, and you can turn them into these several pound stalks of marijuana.

He said that marijuana is a weed, so it'll grow just fine on its own, just imagine if you nurtured it!

Well my question is, i want to grow marijuana as a hobby. just for some fun. I don't have a green thumb or anything like that, so i think this would be an easy project?

I know its illegal to SELL marijuana, is it illegal to grow it? I'm not sure if its illegal to smoke it or not. I'd like to just give it away to my friends; thus, not selling.
>> Anonymous
its illegal to posses it. that means its illegal to grow it, smoke it, sell it, intend on selling it/giving it anyway, etc etc.

but you can get legal marijuana, only it sucks ass.
>> Big Treva Steve
Except I can't acknowledge you as smokers and or growers and or dealers of the stuff, because fully 60% of the 14 year olds who frequent websites like 4chan brag about the weed they smoke everyday. It's pathetic, really.
>> Anonymous
go to 420chan.org noob
>> Anonymous
ok to grow weed you need a good guide.
first of get some good seeds, it really pays of, ask your friend for some of his best.
the dirt you will grow them in must be sterilized in an oven (30 mins at 180), it will smell like shit, but just wait.
(sterilization only applies if you wish to grow the plants indoors)
Plastic trays can be used for the plants, drainage holes must be added, fluorescent lights must be installed above the plants so that the plants maintain optimum growth. (as a result of photosynthesis)
If you spray with parasite and bug killer, don't consume or smoke the plant for 1 or 2 weeks, you shouldn't have bug problems if grown indoors.
Finally the flowers must be ripped off when preparing for smoking, and washing the plants may help.
If you want a good sweet smoke, you might want to use fertiliser or plant food, but look out for toxic ones,
I personally have never smoked weed and have only grown it but this is my two cents.
>> Anonymous
Its legal to buy seeds and grow them, but illegal to sell it. Although if you are american im pretty sure its illegal to even think about it.
>> Anonymous
>>107444
In the US, you can be charged with manufacturing marijuana, conspiracy to manufacture marijuana, and conspiracy to distribute marijuana. America, what a country!
>> Anonymous
If you're in Canada (more specifically British Columbia) then grow it to your heart's content.
>> Anonymous
Its like 10 days if you smoke it, its 10 years if you grow it. FGT.
>> Anonymous
>>107471
LOL, no. In England it's a caution for possesion, and the same for growing, unless they have proof you were dealing, in which case you'll get a fine. In the Netherlands you're allowed to grow a certain number of plants for personal consumption.
There are still some countries where you'll get a prison sentence, but I can't imagine there are many posters on 4chan from places like Saudi Arabia or Iran, or anywhere like that with such retarded laws.
>> Anonymous
Move to the Netherlands, it´s legal here to grow like five plants for own consumption. Any more and the cops will come after your ass. The newspapers here report several times a week about fierce actions against large scale home growers. They tend to illegally tap electricity to get it to grow, usually with hazardous connections of wires so it´s understandable that they´re punished severely. From what I´ve heard, pot needs a lot of humidity, warmth and light to grow efficiently.

I fucking hate potheads I still think you´re really retarded and weak if you smoke it, but to each their own I guess.
>> Anonymous
>>107474
The U.S.

If you live here it's illegal to grow it, and depending on the local laws you can get a pretty big prison sentence. Here growing it is at least counted as Possession with intent to Distribute.
Grow a prickly pear cactus or something instead.
>> Anonymous
Dude, get a flower bed...
>> Anonymous
Its fully legal to own/smoke/posses/cultivate consumer amounts of weed where I live.

Only you can't have "trade amounts" without a license


*lives in holland*
>> Anonymous
if you are in the US its pretty hardcore illegal to grow it. For laws specific to your state, see:
http://norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=4516

even in liberal states like Cali, 1 plant is a felony and you are looking at 16 years.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, also, in the US, if you get caught growing it in your house they take your house away.
>> Anonymous
I think most of the US population would be fine with what our friend from Holland described above...

shame our politicians worry about this stuff instead of the important issues
>> Anonymous
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Grow orchids instead. The flowers are prettier and your narc friends(and rest assured that you have at least one traitor among you) can't get you in trouble for possession of dendrobium.
>> Anonymous
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OP Here,

Okay, obviously this isn't a good idea. But i want a plant like marijuana because of the growing characteristics.

- It's basically a weed so it'll grow even if i neglect it.
- I can takes these tiny seeds and turn them into these humongous plants.
- it'll actually be consumable.
>> Anonymous
who cares about weed. WTF is that lizard called?
>> Anonymous
>>107838
OP Here,

Its a hoax, some dude was really good at photoshop. However i do believe this species was living on this earth once, but now is extinct.

I would totally want one though
>> Anonymous
gb2/420chan/
>> Anonymous
OP Here, I finally decided that I was a stupid faggot, and I should quit asking faggot questions.
>> Anonymous
You Fag. What the hell is the lizard called. It looks more awesome that any weed.
>> Anonymous
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>>108673
Its a Diplocaulus and its not a lizard its a prehistoric amphibian from the Permian.
>> Anonymous
i would think hydroponics would be the best way to go for a good grow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQCcwszFKo4