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>>268581 Jew egg can be found in highest tops of Onion mountains in south east Tajikstan. It must be's careful of the Jew mother which has a razor sharp talon and a scream which can frighten a man's blood from his veins. It is best dispelled by shotgun, is no little bear to be chased away by two-year old's AK-47! Then when you has the jew egg must also be alerts for male jew, who is craving the meat of his own baby egg! Is beast but can be distracted by money or that you tell him where the money is. It tells him that money is in bottom of well, down goes the jew. such joke! Ji, ji Jew egg should be kept in bank as it hears the sound of money the exchanging of, is so excited it bursts from shell! Then must feeds it strict diet of qualityest molten golds and silvers, it cans also to eat bagels. Is very demanding pet, and care must be taken that it does not to shred you with its beak nor blind you by spit acid in eye. But if you are patience then when it is grow up you train it to take all of the money. Neighbors joke "now it is you who is the jew!" but you give them your center finger, take jew money and move to Uzbekistan to live with all of the rich rich fancypants!
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