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Anonymous
What's the best way to go about getting a hamster to stay on your shoulder?
>> Anonymous
glue
>> Anonymous
build a tiny cage on your shoulder
>> Anonymous
Nail it's feet to your shoulder
>> Anonymous
Duct tape.
>> Anonymous
it can't move if it's dead...

break it's neck!
>> Anonymous
>>146401

Yes it can. It's called "gravity".
>> Anonymous !J1bo2FLnIY
Ductape and nails are stupid.

Now Staples are the way to go.
>> Anonymous
how about some superglue?
>> Anonymous
its impossible to get a hamster to stay still on your shoulder
>> Anonymous
Sit on a couch or some soft pillows. Place hamster on shoulder after placing some food on it.
>> Anonymous
>>148070

How do I get the food to stay on the hamster?
>> Anonymous
>>146374
does that hampster haev atiny lil lightsabre?
>> Anonymous
Okay. with ferrets you do it like this.

1. Bend over cardboard box with paper in it.
2. Place animal on shoulder.
3. if it jumps off, it will fall into a big and scary (but unharmful) box
4. Repeat three times.
5. Do the same next day. And the next. Give candy when it stays.

I don't know if hamsters are smart enough for it to work.