Hey, /an/Okay, so I have this pet centipede that I keep in my vagina.Lately, he's been crawling out at night, and not coming back until morning.What can I do to get him to quit running away?!This is a SERIOUS question.
>>313314Wash you cunt, it runs away because it doesn't want to die.
I keep my vagina very clean, thanks.And peter always cleans up after himself if he has a little accident.
>>313319His behavior clearly contradicts your statement.
I get a scrub brush and thoroughly clean it out everyday.How dare you question my vaginal health.
>>313321Could you take your unoriginal unfunniness back to /b/?
Dammit will no one believe me when I say I am being serious...
>>313326I BELIEVE YOU!!!!I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow, you can tell you're not in /b/ when no one asked for proof/timestamp/tits or gtfo...