Hai /an/!My kitty shoots lazers...this isn't normal right? :( I barely dodgde her attack when I was trying to capture this phenomenon. Now, my apartement starting to look like a swiss cheese and i haven't slept in like four days... plz help me... :(
in b4 kill it with firein b4 do a barrel roll
guise? I'm desperate... :(
>>234044You just have to learn to live with it, son. You can try keeping your blinds closed at day and at night, use a small candle to light your way to the toilet. I speak from experience:<---- My cat.
Almost forgot....<---- My laser-proof suit.
>>234081I'll write it down... thnx!Every day is an adventure with her, I mean, I don't want her to get all "shoop da whoop" on my ass all of a sudden.Any other advice guise? I don't really have money to buy an lazer-proof suit... :(
SNL Laser Cats!Do it!
circle strafeand use a shotgun, a bad shot will probably still catch with the spray if youre in the same room
>>234044WHOAH!This is probably the fiercest lazer-kitty I've ever seen! A fine specimen!
Charging his lasers... he dislikes that I touched his internets. I managed to get away, and I lined my computer area with mirrors after that.
>>234155The person who capture this died right?
>>234213Glad to hear you're ok... if i saw my cat charging her lazers in front of me i would shit bricks!
>>234214I just found a camera next to burned corpse.
Seeking target..
TARGET ACQUIRED
Cats have reflectors in their eyes. It helps them see better in low light. They do not have laser firing mechanisms in their eyes.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
>>234451Thank you for enlightening us. Pun INTENDED, BITCH.
BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is ashley, he will burn your brain until you die... or whine until you leave.