You will provide and bask in their brilliance whilst doing so.
>>74702Is it bad if I reached out and started petting my monitor? ; ;
Is there any possible way to own one as a pet?
how come whenever there's a cool animal, its always in asia and the fucking chinese have to kill it because its cock has amazing healing properties in the year of the dragon?
>>75109endangered = no fucking way that'll happen
>>75112Looks like Ill just have to go out and capture one myself then.
Rar!
I'm so totally getting reincarnated as one...
>>75140lol. even if magic was real and you didn't "reincarnate" as worm food, you're on 4chan, so no dice. think more along the lines of dung beetle.