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My 6 month old lab/akita/? has discovered masturbation I think. He was neutered at 8 weeks, but still likes to hump other dogs (probably just domination) and, usually around bedtime, his bed. The last couple days though he has taken to licking his penis for about 2 hours every night, and bugging the fuck out of me. I wouldn't mind, but when he does it, he starts girating all over the fucking place. He looks almost like he is having a seizure from the waste down.
HELP /an/?!

pic is him workin' it.
>> Anonymous
>>42902
Wow awsome video.

Have you tried throwing him into something? Maybe a bookshelf?
>> Anonymous
>>43000
Not violent enough, FAIL.
>> Anonymous
>>42902
Wow, that dog is horny as fuck. He's very pretty though.

He's still young yet, so he may grow out of it. My dog, when she was younger, used to do the same.
>> Anonymous
>>42902
wow ... if only i could lick my ...
>> Anonymous
>>42902
a winrar is your dog
>> Anonymous
this thread is fucking hot
>> Dax
>>42902

That's not a spasm, he's thrusting in response to the stimulation. We've had a couple of people bring their dogs down to our training house regarding this - from what we can tell it is related to sexual frustration. It won't do him any harm but I can see it being very irritating for you - if such is the case I advise asserting your dominance over him with a sharp slap to the behind to discourage him.

Hope this helps, if he gets violent in response or continues after a few days of discouragement, take him to a trainer and they should be able to help with the discouragement.
>> Anonymous
>>43315
And with slap this poster means pinch. Slapping is bad, mm'kay?
>> Anonymous
>>43315
What if the dog enjoys being spanked while he's masturbating?
>> Anonymous
>My dog, when she was younger, used to do the same.

Your bitch has a penis?
>> Anonymous
The 4chan dog?
>> Dax
>>43321

Nope, I mean slap. Providing you do it in a fairly gentle sideways motion, it doesn't hurt the animal and lets it know it is doing something wrong.

That said, pinching is a viable alternative if you'd rather take that approach, it depends what you've taught the dog as a 'bad' interaction, really.
>> Anonymous
>>43324
Obviously not. I meant that she used to lick herself and hump things.