what would you ride into battle?
O FUCK TURTLE KIDBRACE FOR IMPACT
Real-life Turtle Tamer?
On a Rumsfeld.
an ostrich.
This.
your momma
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.
on a your mom
This baby right hurr.
preow.
the model, not the actual thing
ELEPHANT SHREW CAVALRY
on TEH GODDAMN BATMAN, of course
Giant Snail
>>203216Fuck that. Bale Batman is better. >3
It'd chomp your ass like R.Kelly on Paris.
A Warg.No contest.
>>203237I assert that riding Adam West Batman into battle would be WAY more demoralizing to your opponents.
>>202863
I'll trade my warmoose for a warhorse when you can show me a warhorse capable of stabbing six goblins at once.
Its my life-long dream to ride one
>>203894tally ho!
Matt Cathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0vurmSw90
The majestic polar bear. I'd need some armor, though.
I'd ride Bill anywhere, including into battle.
If I learnt anything from videogames, it's that these things go fucking FAST.
I'd be riding this out of the battle...
>>203946only when outfitted with sneakers.
>>203967AAAH WHAT THE FUCKI PUT MY HEDGEHOG IN A SNEAKERAND IT TURNED INTO THISI CAN'T RIDE THIS
>>203894The Swedish military actually tried to create a moose-cavalry, but failed when it turned out that moose are nasty bastards that can't really be tamed.
>>203978200 years of selective breeding would do the trick, but who the hell has time?
>>203979They need to fucking train water buffalo if they're going to domesticate anything.Or antelope.
>>203210moar
>>203978Actually they stopped because it was hard to get the animals the proper diet.
A moss piglet.