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Man-made unicorn from the 80's Anonymous
In 1980, pictures of a "living unicorn" hit the United States newspapers. To skeptics the animal looked like a goat. But it was no ordinary goat. From the middle of its forehead there did indeed grow a ten inch horn!
Born in California, This goat like creature is an appealing animal, bred of Angora goat stock, so its coat is white and soft. Its name is Lancelot. Lancelot's creators are two naturalists, Morning Glory and her husband Otter G'Zell, who do not hide the fact that they created Lancelot and that its mother
was a goat. They describe Lancelot as a true medieval - type Unicorn, with a silken plumed tail, who walks the Earth on dainty cloven hooves, and has a golden horn growing from the center of his brow.

...RIP New Age, you were a clusterfuck...
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Unicorn goats are supposedly very easy to make. Apparently you can just take the horn buds of an infant goat and center them on the skull, and they will grow together into one horn.

Proably that, and hair implants, are how they got their 'unicorn'.

Fucking fake hippies.
>> Anonymous
Charles Manson amirite?
>> Syd2K !yHzbaFtyPA
Are you sure you didn't mean to post this in /x/?