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Halp i cut off my cats whiskers and now she cant walk!?

I read a story on some website about some guy who cut off his cats whiskers but i didnt think it was real, Well, i did it and now she cant walk at all. When she tried, she slips around like shes is on ice. I dont know what to do now. I mean, It was pretty funny at first (really funny actually), But now its aggravating because the damn cat cries when she has to eat or when she needs to go to the litter box, any halp please?
>> Anonymous
CONGRABULATIONS! YOUR A RETARD!
>> Anonymous
>>221574
His retard?
>> Anonymous
>>221572
please be a fucking troll.

I don't know if they actually can't keep their balance with out their whiskers, but they are used to feel their way around and such, so great job fucking that up for it.

and on the off chance that this isn't a troll, you and your poor cat are stuck until they grow back or until it adjusts to not having them.
>> Anonymous
If you have superhuman manual dexterity you might be able to use very fine steel wire and splice it to her stubble using I have no clue what. Otherwise, I hope you're a troll, because if you're not I pity Kitty.
>> Anonymous
Give your cat away to a responsible owner, then kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
;.;

y u do dat
>> Anonymous
My uncle Bryan pulled all the cat's whiskers out with pliers when he was a kid. Don't worry, they'll grow back.
>> Anonymous
Enjoy your new life as a kitty wheelchair.
>> Anonymous
good trollan
>> Anonymous
Make sure to get the whiskers on the back of their front legs
>> Anonymous
Lol, you moron. The cats whiskers gives it balance/navigation help or sumthin'.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/question592.htm

There, educate yourself.
>> Anonymous
YUP THEY WILL GROW BACK, when i adopted my kitty all the whiskers on his face had been burnt off, due to snuggling with a propane heater (the kind thats like a box of fire) he was fine in about a month.
has your lesson been learned not to cut off kittys wiskers?
if you looking for a laugh with your cat LIGHTLY tie a sock (a long sock) around his belly, it will immobilize his back legs
DO NOT DO THIS FOR MORE THAN 1 OR 2 MINUTES or you may cause damage to your kitty or kill him if he is left for a long time
and dont do this until his whiskers come back
>> Anonymous
lmao, put ducktape on his paws while your at it XD
>> Anonymous
CUT OFF HIS PAWS AND LIGHT HIM ON FIRE LOL
>> Anonymous
>>221734
uh what
>>221572
I hope you die in a fire.
>> Anonymous
put a piece of sticky tape on a cat's back

they bend!
>> Anonymous
>>221587
When I was eight or so, I snipped off one side of my cat's whiskers from the base. Shitty, I know. Anyway, they grew back quick enough and the cat had NO known troubles in that intervening time. I really wouldn't worry unless your cat is fond of tight spaces.
>> Anonymous
>>221752
Well, you know? Anyone up for a serving of scrumptious zippocat?
>> Anonymous
>>221961
Fuck no!

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>> Anonymous
thats bullshit, ur cat is fine. in the show dog world, some breeds have their whiskers cut off to look more clean and it has no effect at all on them. the same goes for cats.
>> Anonymous
AN HERO NOW, FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
I though most mammals had the liquid thing in their ears to help with balance?
>> Anonymous
>>221971
those are dogs, this is a cat, you fucking retard.
>> Anonymous
wow, /an/ons, I can't belive you fall for that lame trolling.