This is a very embarassing confession actualy but i'm going to come out of the closet today aug.26.2007 what i have to say is weird...i have this strange turtle fetish...i get very arroused when i see small tutrles i just get so turned on i just want to put the turtles down my pants and let there oh so smooth shell rub my penis...i'm not just just horny when i see small tutrles it's much more then that i had a dream of doing kinky things with turles...the dream went like this...it started off in a chamber of some sort and there they were 15 small turtles chained up to the wall they were wearing name tags that were ever so sexy like "daddy" and "bitch" ect. and there i was wearing a leather suit with a whip and i was whiping the turtles and they were making these little snapping sounds i don't know where it came from but i was very arroused by the end of the dream me and the 15 small turtles were in bed and some were on the pillow and some were down there..rubbing my penis...i'm glad i've got that off my back
i hope a turtle bites your turtle. but till then FAP TO THIS!
Yiff in hell, furfag
>>143096nice copypasta>>143100PRO TIP turtles are not furry
>>143103PROTIP: ALL anthromorphic animals are furry, furfag.
>PRO TIP turtles are not furry
>>143123Fuck, I lol'd because that's terrible>>143124He has three arms. Maybe he should ask the chick in the first one where-oh right.
How is that furry if it is real life and the actual animal?