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Anonymous
ITT: If you could grant the furries their wish and turn them all into an animal for the purpose of fucking another animal of the same species, what would it be?
I choose the salmon, they would all get to fuck and then they would all die, their collective tons of corpses serving as a warning to all future furries, they also might get eaten by bears before they have the chance :)
in b4 praying mantis, black widow, and naked mole rat
>> Anonymous
Beta fish, that or your salmon idea.
>> Anonymous
this is...a strange question
>> Anonymous
Not all furries want to be an animal or desire to fuck animals.

I'm happy with being a human though.

There's also a small mammal(it might be a rodent, dunno) that the males are driven to death because of their sex drive. They don't eat, sleep or drink. They just try to mate with as many females as possible until they die.
Animal planet told me.
>> Anonymous
That's not granting their wish. That isn't even granting their wish in the ironic fashion of a genie.
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
Periodical cicadas, so that they grow underground for 17 years and only come out for a few days to mate and die. And we would know around when they'd be hatching so we could be waiting for them. With clubs and fire throwers.
>> Anonymous
>>142038
Reminds me of when my friend went out to party, got drunk, fucked and then died of alch poisoning.
>> Anonymous
Earthworms. At least they'll be beneficial to us in some ways, and it even removes the joy of fucking to them.
>> Anonymous
>>141977

I remember hearing that, I think it was some kind of mouse.
>> Anonymous
Salmon do not internally reproduce...
>> Anonymous
>>142093
I'd also choose earthworms. However, my reasoning is that earthworms are asexual.
>> Anonymous
>>142133
fuck in the figurative sense? "spawn"