Wait...so Pygmy Hippos are smaller and, by extension, cuter than regular hippos. And they're not giant fuckfaces like regular hippos? Why do we not extinctify the regular ones, then?!
Hippos eat black people, that's why.
>>291211Pretty sure they eat white people, too.Anyway, one article I read says they have a temperament similar to that of the tapir. Are tapirs friendly?
>>291347Tapirs are retarded.
>>291211;)
>>291354But are they as mean as a regular hippo?
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>>291359They're fat and stupid, and there are like two cases where they attacked human. But, for the most part they run away. And they don't eat people, they're herbivores.
>>291377Well, then it's settled. We should definitely wipe out the hippo.
>>291521I was talking about tapirs not hippos. Hippos are cool. Tapirs are ugly, fat and retarded.