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Harrods hires security snake

A London department store went to great lengths to protect a luxury shoe collection - with the help of a live cobra.

The slippery security guard was on duty for yesterday's launch of exclusive footwear including a $152,000 pair of ruby, sapphire, and diamond encrusted Rene Caovilla sandals.

Whether hiring a poisonous snake is, strictly speaking, the most effective means of guarding haute couture shoes might be a moot point with security experts.

But it makes for an effective photo opportunity.

A spokeswoman for Harrods admitted that the cobra had been hired strictly for yesterday's launch.

"The snake has now been returned to its owner," she said.

So no need to fear snake bites at the shoe counter, then.
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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
It would have been awesome if some Hindu dude with a flute stole the shoes.
>> Anonymous
>the most effective means of guarding haute couture shoes might be a moot point with security experts.
>might be a moot point with security experts.
>moot point with security experts.
>moot point
>moot

lol wut?
>> Anonymous
>>152124

moot is a word, you know, it wasn't made up just for 4chan
>> Anonymous
>>152126
you lie
>> Anonymous
>>152042
thank you.
>> Anonymous
Holy fuck, if I'm paying that much for a pair of fucking shoes, they better be jet boots.
>> Anonymous
>>152373

The law of female clothing states that the more expensive an amount of clothing is, the less of the body it actually covers. So no. That shoe when worn will be two straps of leather connected to a sole.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152377
False, that shoe would be a toothpick with some dental floss holding it onto the foot.
>> Anonymous
>>152378

That's really bad budgeting. At least the cobra shoe had budget left over to do a jewel-encrusted cobra.