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Pigeons...
Why do pigeons always shit on pedestrians??? Can´t they do it somewhere else..?
((Not like it concernes me, but one retardet pigeon shat on me today...))
>> Sloth !JRa59tBmlw!!dcu
If I were a pigeon, I'd only shit on three types of people:

1. The fucking retarded kid that runs through a flock of pigeons and needs to be shot.

2. The parents that let them.

3. The New Yorkers that feel the need to kick pigeons or swat at them when they get too close.

But here's the answer to your question, OP: Because they're snide little bastards.
>> Anonymous
>>203982

They can't control their bowel movements.
>> Anonymous
>>203986

Can't? ... or won't?
>> Anonymous
>>203987

can't. it's part of the mechanism that allows their body to stay as light as possible for flight.
>> Anonymous
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Pigeons are fucking awesome, they're the only type of bird that allows me to take close-ups of them without having to zoom in.
>> Anonymous
>>203989

huh. You learn something new everyday. Granted I'd never given much thought to the bowel control of birds, but I would have assumed they didn't give a fuck where they shat rather than an inability to do so.
>> Anonymous
one time i found an injured pigeon in my backyard and saved it. :')
>> Anonymous
>>204000
It probably died a gruesome death shortly afterwards.
>> Anonymous
>>203999

It's also why bird shit is so runny - the stuff just passes through their very short intestines and goes out.

In the case of baby birds, the adults actually clean the nest of the baby bird shit periodically, which is why underneath a bird's nest there is a shitload of bird droppings.

It is, incidentally, also why budgie diapers were popular a long time ago. -_-;
>> Anonymous
>>204000
Same. Actually, I think it was a ring-neck dove. Whatever though.
>> Anonymous
>>203982
((STOP ROLEPLAYING))
>> Anonymous
i caught one in my backyard one. could have been a dove but i'm not sure. it was all white with black tipped wings and tail.
i fed it, kept it in a large cage for a day and let it go. it came back and fourth for a few weeks, flew right into my house if i left the door open. it had some sort of bugs crawling on it too and i got rid of them for it.

bastard never came back one day.
>> Anonymous
>>204077
probably died
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
>>203989
Please forgive my ignorance, and I'm just curious, but does this apply to flightless birds such as penguins and ostriches? Or do those species have bowel control that flighted birds lack?
>> Stalker Anon
>>204033
*looks around with a twinkle in his eye* did someone say roleplay?
>> Anonymous
>>204077

Pigeons ARE doves.
>> Anonymous
Apparently to be crapped on by a pigeon is good luck. Had anything good come your way yet?
>> Anonymous
Yuck! Pigeons are the most stupid, useless, disgusting and SHITTY birds on earth!
>> Anonymous
Pigeons are rats with wings. The very definition of it. Get a turkey.
>> Anonymous
>>204285
P.S.

Yes I read the topic of this thread, get a fucking turkey anyway.
>> Anonymous
Well, thank god its not an ostrich shitting on you
>> Anonymous
>>203982
>retardet
>> Anonymous
This old guy who lived nearby when I was a kid used to race them. His pigeons were fucking beautiful and really friendly, and they do make a cool noise.