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Anonymous
HALP

My cat is obsessed with my toothbrush. Every morning I find it consumed and chewed, no matter where I hide it.

HALP /AN HALP
>> Anonymous
Dip your toothbrush in rat poison. After a few days your cat will be sleeping heavily.

Note: Don't brush teeth with rat poison.
>> Anonymous
I HAVE TRIED.

HE JUST GETS STRONGER AND SIPS MOUTHWASH.
>> Anonymous
Seems the only thing you can do now is cut off its head and totally destroy the brain.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
give your cat catnip...it has a slight mint scent to it, for why your cat could be attracted to mint smell on your toothbrush. or give the cat a toy with brissels on it. something similiar...
>> Anonymous
well JEEZ sorry for being hygene-concious. your cat probably wants to have good breath for the ladies, but that would be an unknown concept to YOU, no?
>> Sasha
>>68532
Easy, Hot Sauce. Tobasco. Do it.
>> Anonymous
meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow. meow MEOW MEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.
>> Anonymous
The cat recognizes the scent of your saliva
>> Anonymous
post more of your cat
>> Anonymous
>>68542
This is the best idea ever.