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Anonymous
OP is a retard.
"Well, I found an animal I know nothing about. I think I'll put it in a jar, and keep it as a pet!"
"Well, it hasn't eaten anything in a day, so... I think TOMORROW I'll go buy some actual food for it..."
"Well, I was too fucking lazy to get off my fat fucking ass and get some actual shit for it, so I'll just shove some fish food and a lamp in it's face, and hope it doesn't die. I mean, I had time to catch it, and starve it, but I didn't have time to drive for an hour. A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING HOUR, OMG. BUYING IN BULK IS A FOREIGN CONCEPT TO ME, but it's okay for this little critter to starve for now... three days."
"Well, still too lazy to buy anything to care for it, so I think I'll just keep it in a jar with food it can't eat and hope it doesn't die."
One month later in /fa/...
"Hey /fa/, like my baby gecko skeleton necklace? 8D"
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