What's the best way to kill an entire brood of bats?
flamethrower
FAE munition with lingering incendiary residue.Guarantee it will kill every bat in the cave, either by direct shrapnel, violent expansion and rupture of bodily organs (Lungs, stomach, kidneys and the like) or burn trauma.
>>339470>>339469They're in my trees, not in a cave. And they keep flying into my windows because they're idiots.
>>339472FAE will still have the same effects, albeit your tree will no longer be there. Try tossing a stun-grenade or two into the tree, the concussive blast should be enough to damage their lungs.
why not make some bat stew?
Don't kill the bats; the more you learn about those tiny flying fuckers of the night, the more you will appreciate them. Bats are awesome.
Don't kill the bats- kill them and the world ends. No lie.
You have to kill the Overmind.
>>339470How many times you came while writing that shit?
steak through the heart of the coven leader
>>339546Do you cook or roast the steak first? It seems awfully hard to penetrate someones chest with a steak. Maybe if you burn it to a crisp?
Hey /an/, what is the best way to kill an entire brood of humans?
>>339588give them guns.
>>339590I tried, but the original brood is still there. They just went and massacred all the humans in a neighboring area.
Sit on them. Never fails.
>>339588Are those like inbred or something?
>>339466With love
Why would you want to kill this?
ITT adorable bats.
Fruit bats are cute.
>>339592Looks like you have mistaken humans with another species.Parasitic animal nigger resembles human but is more savage. Giving guns to a tribe of niggers is safe way to kill most of them. Giving guns to humans may make them aggressive against everything that does NOT have guns.