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BEHOLD... Anonymous
THE GEODUCK, IN ALL ITS GLORY!
>> Anonymous
I saw the Dirty Jobs ep

Those things are gross! Giant beachcocks
>> Anonymous
And they are pronounced "gooey-duck" if anyone wants to know
>> Anonymous
MOAR
>> Anonymous
/r/ rule 34
>> Anonymous
O_o tentacle monster!
>> Anonymous
>>79171
"I bet I can eat it."
>> Anonymous
Good lawd, that thing's almost as big as my cock.
>> Anonymous
"Geoduck, I choose you!"

"Geoo-duck."
>> Anonymous
geoduck...always good for a laugh
>> B
WTF?
>> Anonymous
Holy crap, I had completly forgot those things existed.

...I could've sworn they were smaller, though...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
It tastes pretty good. I always wondered about the pronunciation though.
>> Anonymous
>>79277
that's what everyone says when they realize their comparative smallnes.
>> any
can some one please tell wtf that is??????
>> FatOldBenzGuy
>>79310
"goo-eee-duck"

>>79339
It's a clam
>> Anonymous
Specimens weighing over 15 pounds (7.5 kg) and as much as 2 meters (6 ft) in length are not unheard of.
>> Anonymous
lul
>> Anonymous
penis
>> Anonymous
my school mascot! (seriously)
>> Anonymous
>>79438

I want to go to your school! (seriously)
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>79446

epic win
>> Anonymous
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Ew, I actually saw these being sold as food at the supermarket. ._.
>> Anonymous
>>79498
Really?! NO WAI! ^_^
>> Anonymous
>>79438
Haha, you're a Greener.
>> Anonymous
so, what does it taste like?
>> Anonymous
>>79531

certainly looks like it would taste like uncircumcised penis
>> Anonymous
>>79531
salty milk
>> Anonymous
Allegedly, like a clam only not as fishy.

One has to wonder about people who would eat something that looks like a gigantic armored wang.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, it tastes kind of like meaty clam. Not bad at all. Sure, it looks like a penis, but once you boil it and cut it, it looks pretty nice.
>> Anonymous
theyre good, slice em up thin, dunk in some hot pot...yum yum yummm

seriously its just different cultures...i think its much worse to be eating fast food with butane n shit (aka mcDicks) than seafood that looks like a penis...
>> Anonymous
>>79602
>Yeah, it tastes kind of like meaty clam. Not bad at all. Sure, it looks like a penis, but once you boil it and cut it, it tastes like penis
>> Anonymous
Never understood why its pronounced gooey duck but it is
>> Anonymous
>>79602
>>once you boil it and cut it, it looks pretty nice
the same is true of a penis
>> Anonymous
>>79522
they sell them at all the asian grocery stores at the seafood sections, they taste pretty good but i don't really like it. i'm chinese btw
>> Anonymous
>>79917
"The name is derived from a Nisqualli word meaning 'dig deep', and its phonemically counterintuitive spelling is likely the result of poor transcription."
>> Anonymous
>>79932

try eating a penis sometime. they are tough and sort of leathery and I find them impossible to chew. balls are much better eating.