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Anonymous
halp /an/ there's a spider loose it my room and it has unnatural powers like knocking over the glasses I put over it.
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
that is one freaky-ass spider
>> Anonymous
It's going to rape me :(.
>> Anonymous
You have three options:

1) Nuke, orbit, only way to be sure, etc.
2) Become an hero.
3) Post pics of option 2 on /b/ when it's back up.
>> Anonymous
>>60118
I will invite it to play with my Wii and smash it when it comes out. It's an offer it can't refuse.
>> Anonymous
Jesus Christ, do you live in fucking South Africa or something?
>> Anonymous
yo man dont dis south africa i was born there.. but now im in canada lol
>> Anonymous
NIGHTMARES FOREVER
>> Anonymous
YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Thanks, now I'm afraid to walk barefoot on the floor
>> Anonymous
I'm going to sit cross-legged on my chair for the rest of the night thanks to this shit
>> Anonymous
My god, that thing is unholy. And it can KNOCK OVER GLASSES? I think you're gonna have to move, man. I hear the Yukon's lovely this time of year.
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
>>60111
you sure this picture isn't shoop'd? i have never seen a spider like that D:
>> Anonymous
moar pix or this is BS! OP found this on a website or something.

But yeah, that spider looks to be real, from an evolutionary stand point... and it's about to have hundreds of spiderlings come out of that giant thing with spikes...
>> Anonymous
>>60134

I remember seeing it on whatsthatbug.com

Here: http://www.whatsthatbug.com/spiders7.html
>> Anonymous
>>60129
2nd
>>60131
Same ;__;
>>60132
That is a prime idea, comrade.
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
>>60145
Thank you. From that site, I'd guess it's a Spined Micrathena? Check this shit out after I wiki'd:

http://www.fcps.edu/StratfordLandingES/Ecology/mpages/spined_micrathena.htm

http://www.cirrusimage.com/spider_micrathena.htm

shit, those things ARE real. they say they're harmless, but still...;_____;
>> Anonymous
This picture is posted on /b/ every now and then.
>> Anonymous
>>60111
That spider has violated the human/spider coexistence act by appearing scary as shit. It shall be destroyed.
>> Anonymous
Micrathena gracilis, known for its affinity for raep
>> Anonymous
>>60111
1)Put glass over spider
2)Place heavy hard back book over glass
3)Become an hero
4)profit
>> Anonymous
Good god. Enter the hermit spider. It can migrate across ocean floors. Not even the islands shall be spared.
>> Anonymous
I live in Pennsylvannia and I've had those in my backyard before.

They're Orb Weavers.
>> Anonymous
>>60327
please see...
>>60145
>>60155
>> Anonymous
its a zerg
>> Anonymous
I could only wish that my ass was that spiky.
>> Anonymous
Oh dear lord...

Anon is deathly afraid of spiders, and this'll make her dream sweet dreams of millions of these bastards crawling over her in bed..

...spider raep?
>> Anonymous
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>>60729
I had a dream just last night that spiders were crawling over me, and they were really cold. I would feel this cold thing on my leg and it would be a spider. The worst part about it was that it was one of those dreams where everything else seems real, I was in my bed and everything.
>> Anonymous
>>60826
I'm pretty sure you just went through Hypnagogia a sleep disorder. lol
>> Anonymous
Holy jesus boobs, that thing is weird. D:

DO NOT WANT.
>> Anonymous
>>60861
After that I had a dream that I was chopping up monsters with a sharpened slab of metal in a Berserk like fashion. So I hope not.
The spider dream was strange, because most of the time when there's a spider in my dream, they talk to me.
>> Anonymous
>>60826I had a dream just last night that spiders were crawling over me, and they were really cold. I would feel this cold thing on my leg and it would be a spider. The worst part about it was that it was one of those dreams where everything else seems real, I was in my bed and everything.

your loli sister was raping you in your sleep
>> Anonymous
>>60327

I live in South-Western Iowa and I see these all the time out in the country in the wooded areas during the summer.

Harmless, though they don't look as such - I suppose it's to deter birds from eating them.
>> Anonymous
But... I don't have a loli sister. That means.. oh shit, it must have been a ghost of a loli sister that was raping me in my sleep.
>> Anonymous
>>61272

it was a wold dog