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There is a young water moccasin on my front porch, about the same size as the little guy in the pic.

No method is too brutal; how do I get rid of him without getting bitten?

...Or burning down the house?
>> Anonymous
Call a snake wrangler.
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>>242995
No oars handy. None of my shovels are long enough to decapitate him without putting myself within striking distance. :(
>> Anonymous
leave him alone till he leaves?
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>>243003
If the next door neighbor's brat comes over to play with my little brother, he's gonna get bit. The kid's a real airhead, borderline retarded. The moccasin is hiding in the spaces behind the bricks right next to the front door and he's already chased after me once.
>> Anonymous
>>243004
hmmm
>> Anonymous
1. Channel Steve Erwin.
2. Grab it by it's neck.
3. Call it a beauty.
4. Release into the wild several miles from your house.
5. ???
6. Profit!
>> Anonymous
Bad! That's a bad snake!
>> Anonymous
Call a wrangler.
>> Anonymous
My cat usually takes care of stuff like this, so I wouldn't know what to tell you. :/
>> Anonymous
Vodka. Rag. Lighter
>> La Saia !gUxA0qf6Nc
>>243044
They can get out of that no problem.
>> Anonymous
last night I had a dream that there was a snake in the house. My solution involved a carving fork and a butchers knife but then when I went near it it chased me... throw a box over it os something.
>> Anonymous
>>243047
Then sit on the box/trashcan? Haha, I don't know.

Uhm..you can chuck a very heavy brick or rock at it. Or throw a blanket on it and then beat it with heavy..things. Get a blanket you don't like I guess. That's all I got. Never dealt with anything more dangerous on my porch than a scorpion.
>> La Saia !gUxA0qf6Nc
>>243051
Throwing a blanket or a towel over it and then killing with a shovel or something would work. I live on a ranch out in the middle of bum fucking nowhere, though. We just shoot em with a shotgun.
>> Anonymous
you're in the US right... USE YOUR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHT AND SHOOT THE FUCKER!!!
>> Anonymous
op is probably too ignorant to know the difference between a harmless water snake and a water moccasin

also a pussy
>> Anonymous
Post a picture and I can tell you that the kingsnake you're trying to kill is harmless.

Tell me what it looks like and I can tell you what a water moccasin looks like.
>> Anonymous
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Post a picture of it, including the head. If it looks like this, with a triangle-shaped head, then it is a water moccasin. If it doesn't look like this and is not a copperhead or rattler, then it's a kingsnake. Unless it's a coral snake, but you should know what a coral snake looks like.