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THEY'RE GETTING A PUPPY!
>> Anonymous
:D
>> Anonymous
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C'mon first corgi
>> Anonymous
So cute I fucking died.
>> Anonymous
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We need a Golden Retriever in there.
>> Anonymous
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Because racism is edgy.
>> Anonymous
>>334377
Niggers are never cute
>> Anonymous
>>334375
Oh god yes corgi!
>> Anonymous
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GET A CORGI, OBAMA!
>> Anonymous
hahahahaha! YEAH!
>> Mango Anonymous
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Hey /b/
just got a question, the other day i took a crap.
and well i was expecting a really bad smell, as usual, but i could smell the distinct smell of MANGO, i dont know why this is, has anyone else ever had mango smelling turd?
>> Anonymous
did you eat alot of mangos recently? or any time in the past have one shoved in your anus?
>> Anonymous
>>334393
>/b/

ohohohohohohoho
>> Sagamore
>>334393
Are you a mexican? Mexicans eat a lot of mangoes.
>> Anonymous
>>334393
might be maple syrup urine disease.
see a doctor because if it is then something in your body isnt digesting sugars and it's fatal.
that or eat more mangoes.
>> Anonymous
what was the name of nixons dog?
>> Anonymous
>>334423
gate
>> Anonymous
>>334423
Crackers
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>334423
checkers
>> Anonymous
>>334383
THEY SHOULD GET A WHITE DOG FOR LULZ.
>> Anonymous
They should get a pitbull named Sarah
Or an Alaskan Malamute
>> Anonymous
They MUST name it Biscuit.
>> Anonymous
But Muslims hate puppies!
>> Anonymous
>>334577
We need to campaign to write to Barack Obama to name their first dog "Biscuit."
>> Anonymous
He should get the dumbest dog he can find (preferrably one that walks into walls repeatedly) and name it Palin.
>> Anonymous
>>334585
will do
>> Anonymous
You'll need to clean out Bush's shit first.
>> Anonymous
Corgi in da House?
>> Anonymous
>>334375
If they're good enough for British Royalty they're good enough for our Royalty
>> Anonymous
>>334372

They're getting a shelter puppy. <33
>> Anonymous
>>334423
biskit
>> Anonymous
Obama said he was getting a dawg or two in tha house, not a puppy, you stupid white people.

He's inviting Birdman and Lil Wayne over for some purple drank.
>> Anonymous
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Sup guys, I am now a piece of pure, unfiltered Americana. I, too, think a corgi will be badass, but we both know what I am going to do. In December, a week before Christmas, I am going to take my two lovely daughters, and about 20 tv cameras and reporters down to the Chicago SPCA and adopt a stray mutt that's clearly a mix of two adorable breeds. Probably half lab, half eh, you know, it's really up to the girls *wink* I'll be seeing you soon, America. Be sure to get your pet fixed.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH BISCUIT!
>> Anonymous
they need a purebreed white poodle
>> Anonymous
>>334372
HOLY SHIT!

I didn't know animals, especially monkeys could be elected president.
>> Anonymous
>>336068
real classy, anon. Real classy.
>> Anonymous
>>336068
Didnt you see Hail to the Chimp?
>> Anonymous
omfg Mccain lost to a monkey
how fucking fail is that?
>> Anonymous
They could rescue a greyhound. Plenty of space for him to run around.
>> Anonymous
>>336154
I like it, but it doesn't exemplify change. Which is important as the dog was a key note in his speech.
>> Anonymous
they should get an axolotl
>> Anonymous
>>334913
sup guys, i called it
>> Anonymous
>>336157
They kill ex-racing dogs. What's wrong with adopting them?
>> Anonymous
>>336064

from what i heard that may be a strong possibility. one of the daughters is allergic, so they need a hypoallergenic breed, and poodles are good dogs for that.
>> Anonymous
>>336663
Good to see at least one anon pays attention to the news. Yes, one of the daughters is allergic so they are looking for a hypoallergenic dog. Obama said they'd prefer to adopt though, which is rad. Most presidents get some snooty inbred.
>> Anonymous
>>336453
Because America needs change.
>> Anonymous
whatever he gets he should name it Karl Barks
>> Anonymous
>>336688
Lenin's Tomb
>> Anonymous
>>336663
hypoallergenic dogs are lame
>> Anonymous
>>336674

FUCK POODLES!

Bichon Frise ftw
>> Anonymous
They should get a pitbull.

... and name it Palin. Lipstick optional.
>> Anonymous
I'd like to see a Jack Russel Terrier, adopted from a rescue shelter.

Such awesome dogs. :B
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personally my two favorite hypoallergenic dogs are the boarder terrier and the kerry blue terrier. i think the kerry would make an awesome presidential dog.
>> Anonymous
>>336705

I had a friend who named his dog Stalin

unsurprisingly his dad has some commie stuff tatooed on his leg.
>> AnonymousPrime !/RDa1B/y1o
>>337012
Some kind of strange Elephant dog?
>> Anonymous
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Maybe they'll take that Peruvian Hairless puppy that Peru is offering as a goodwill gift. So ugly it's cute.

Either that or a Standard Poodle.