What kind of spider is this, /an/?It's sort of unusual to get one like this around my house...Normally I just get little house spiders or black widows...
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>>281508FFFFUUUUUCK
Only two posts and already this thread has provided me with major lulz.
>>281511Yeah, now if only I knew what kind of spider it is.I couldn't kill it, it was too cool.
Jumping Spidar. It jumps into your ears and lays eggs.Phidippus audax.
Hope you enjoy waking up to find yourself bound in web with a spidery phallus invading your asshole.
>>281556Really? It was pretty small for a jumping spider.Also I live in California, isn't it hard to come by here?It sure is purty tho.
FUCK YO SPIDA MAN, FUCK!
>>281739How big do you expect jumping spiders to be? They use hydraulics to jump. Big spiders won't jump that easy. Some jumper species are fucking tiny as fuck.California has loads of jumpers.