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So here's the new kitten we adopted from the shelter yesterday. Currently he's at the vet getting fixed.

I need a name for him. He's kind of a wuss right now, what with being 8 weeks old and all. So he needs a bad ass name. Something like... Boomerang Johnson. Or Action Jackson.

or... Biff.
Gimme some bad ass names.
>> Anonymous
mofo
>> Anonymous
Monkey Storm
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Here's him again
>> Anonymous
Thanks for adopting from a shelter and get the kitten fixed.
You're a very responsible human being, and I am sure you both will be very happy together. We need more people like you in this world.
>> Anonymous
Scrounge from the gods! That's a bad ass name.
>> Anonymous
Jumping Jack Flash
>> Anonymous
Trooper 9
>> Anonymous
Feline Unit 375/a
>> Anonymous
>>262677
He's the second one we adopted from this shelter. There's only 2 animal shelters in the area, and this one is a high kill one that has the cats in cages. The other one has a bunch of cat rooms with cat condos and such for them, so we try to adopt from here. We got a kitten last year from there.
>> Anonymous
How's about Remulak?
>> Anonymous
>>262687
People like you renew my faith in the human race.
>> Anonymous
fickken kat
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>>262688
>> Anonymous
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Pack Blowfist
Gristle McThornBody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Roll Fizzlebeef
>> Anonymous
>>262695
Josh?
>> Anonymous
Fluffy
>> Anonymous
>>262695
Bold Bigflank
Dirk Hardpec
Punch Rockgroin
Blast Hardcheese
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>>262690
>> Anonymous
Guts is fine
>> Anonymous
Biscuit.

Name him Biscuit.
>> Anonymous
Snake Plissken
Jack Burton
R.J. MacReady
>> Anonymous
Shiva or Ares are pretty hardcore names
>> Anonymous
Avalon or Zeuz maybe...
Ares! noo...lets see.
Chronus or thor, that's pretty badass?
>> Anonymous
Spoon.
>> Anonymous
Chairman Meow
>> Anonymous
KHAAAAAN!
>> Anonymous
Biscuit, definitely.
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Danish!
>> Anonymous
"Name kitten" threads are the cancer killing /an/.
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Heron.
>> Anonymous
Hardy
>> Anonymous
Name him "erection."
>> Anonymous
Friday the 13th
Unlucky
Master Jinx
Miss fortune (if you decide to remove his balls)
>> Anonymous
George S Catton
>> Anonymous
Divide By Zero.
>> Anonymous
Johnny Rocket
>> Anonymous
>>262671
CARL JOHNSON
>> Anonymous
Biff Meathooks
Slam Bigarms

There's also mythological figures; I have a friend who named her cat Grendel, but it's a female.

May I also suggest
Sgt. Max Fightmaster
Dick Pound
Stirling Mortlock
Dr. Steel
Crazy Party
>> Anonymous
Falcon Punch
Abrams
>> Anonymous
Doctor Henry Jones
>> Anonymous
Vladimir Harkonnen.
>> Anonymous
Captain Falcon.
>> Anonymous
He's 8 weeks old and you're already getting him neutered? I have a feeling that's way too young...

But he's a cute kitten, I'm sure he'll turn out to be a sweetie when he warms up to you.

Max Power
>> naming the kitten froggy
definately ares
>> naoaki !SuGoi1xGaY
Out of 35+ posts, only 2 people recommended Biscuit. What has happened to /an/?
>> Anonymous
MITTENS IS HARDCORE!
>> MiMi
>>262974
Cats can be spayed and neutered as young as six weeks of age with no complications. I believe most vets would be perfectly comfortable with an eight-week-old kitten.

That aside, the actual process for neutering a male, compared to spaying a female, is much less invasive, takes far less time and recovery, and heals much more quickly.
>> Anonymous
apocalypse meow
>> Anonymous
He is grey, so Hermes or Mercury. Or Bastet.
>> Anonymous
Well, we got him home! Pictures will come, after we head out to eat.

>>262974

In order to adopt from this shelter, they spay/neuter after you sign the papers and then you take em the next day.

Awesome name suggestions,I'll have one by tomorrow. And I'll let you know what it is.
>> Anonymous
I suggest Samuel L Jackson, nothing more bad ass then Samuel L Jackson.
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>>263018
That's cool - it's just that my cats have come out of dumpsters etc so I've waited until they were around 10 - 12 months to have them neutered. I wouldn't know the usual way of things!

It's not an issue as far as mine getting out and breeding goes though, since they're indoor cats. I get it done so my two girls don't try to 'present' to chair legs and so my boy doesn't piss on everything.

Last week I adopted a kitten that was dumped at the local vet's and was due to be put down. She's around 3 months and they said to bring her back in a few months for the discounted desexing :) I'll probably be waiting longer than that though.

... Sammy Jackson would be a cute/badass name!
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Here he is on our bed

I'm considering Sam Jackson. That's a cool name.
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TV remote for size comparison
>> Anonymous
The Emperor, or something else starting with the.
>> Anonymous
chippy!
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
THORGRIMM
>> Anonymous
>>263043

D'aaww, tiny kitty is tiny.
>> Anonymous
>>262671

Shitty garbage animal.
>> Anonymous
... Not OP, but that's a fucking awesome name. I'd name a character that. Maybe not a pet, but a character.
>> Anonymous
>>263143
Sorry, I was referring to Thorgrimm. Forgot to quote!
>> Anonymous
>>263119
Sir, your trolling sucks. Please refer to troll 101. Age. ?_?
>> Anonymous
The Great Catsby.
>> cant touch this !AB5fTSvpY6
>>262974
ive got 6 cats and ive never heard of a kitten that young getting fixed either.one of my cats was humping everything at 4 months and my vet still wouldn't do him til he was 6 months old.they have to wait for the balls to drop on males for a start! hmm....
>> Anonymous
You should've gone to a licensed breeder, those cats are much better.
>> Anonymous
Hell no, there are tons of shelter animals that need homes. Support your local shelter and animals in need, not someone raising animals for profit.
>> Anonymous
>>263178

i lol'd
>> Anonymous
Indomitable Cat Beast Volderberk
>> Anonymous
BRUCE IRONSTAUNCH
>> Anonymous
"Name my pet" threads should be bannable.
>> 2$
drop the sam.Just "Jackson",yeah now that's cool
>> Anonymous
>or... Biff.

I thought I was the only one who knew about that awesome webcomic.
>> Anonymous
cat master 2000
Maximilianus the destroyer
>> Anonymous
Rombabulo Storrgon 6
>> Anonymous
Chairman Meow.
>> Anonymous
So... What did you name him? That's the problem with these threads, nobody reports back!
>> Anonymous
>>263363
I get some good names out of these threads so shut the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
Revolver Ocelot
>> Anonymous
>>262671
action hank is better than action jackson
>> Anonymous
Fuzzy McFluffienstien!!
>> Anonymous
Should be Fridge Largemeats, but I guess I'm too late.
>> Anonymous
Sir Phobos Beater of Ass or HandBanana
>> Anonymous
>>263042
Looks like he already has the cat-glare down. Call him Scowl.
>> Anonymous
Twisted Metal
>> Anonymous
>>262671

Biff McAwesomesauce
>> Anonymous
moar pics


and with that i mean the girl in>>262671
>> Anonymous
Ragnaros
Maximus
Conan
Grimlock
>> Anonymous
>>263042
OH GOD HIS NOSE

Name him Flower
>> Anonymous
Boots McFlanagan.
>> (? 3?) Onsokumaru !!ncYyB/oJlJM
It's little Zetta!
>> Anonymous
Johnny Thundersuade