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o... hi thr
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
TULIP! <3 Thanks for following the suggestions of the previous thread. Good lighting!
>> Anonymous
yay for tulip! yay for tulip's kind master!
>> Anonymous
wow, tulip looks very different when her pupils aren't fully dialated
>> Anonymous
>>158157
oh hi
i stolded ur soul
>> Anonymous
I wonder what she looked like as a kitten.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>158159
Who's the cat behind Tulip? Also how often does Tulip's owner clean the gunk around her eyes?
>> Anonymous
That's some sophisticated reading matter you got there, Tulip.
>> Anonymous
>>158193
I wouldn't assume the owner doesn't clean them often, because when my dog gets allergies I clean her eyes every day and they still look like that. White fur eventually stains from eye gunk, too.
>> Anonymous
>>158189
oh
>> Anonymous
tulip for best read cat
>> Anonymous
More Glaucomacat is always appreciated!

Are there any new videos???
>> Anonymous
Her eyes are difficult to take care of. I usually let her take care of herself. The only time I intervene is when there is something in them, like hair or dirt.
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>> Anonymous
BRACE FO-...drone ready.
>> Anonymous
2nding request for more videos! the last ones were too awesome!
>> ­­
Best diseased cat or bestest diseased cat?

Thanks for posting these.
>> Anonymous
I <3 tulip
>> Kitty-chan !AZWxKX9WlM
GOD YES!!!!!!
>> Kitty-chan !AZWxKX9WlM
Also, can someone repost the old pictures?
>> Anonymous
>>158159
Who is that cat behind Tulip?
>> Anonymous
>>158387
EYES ARE SMALL; DOES NOT MATTER.
>> Anonymous
YEAH!!! I've been waiting for more, especially vids.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=fhQNxbbYMrU
>> Anonymous
>>158387
Sophie. She's a very small cat (4-5 lbs). Although not pictured, there's a third cat, Leena.
>> Anonymous
>>158576
Thanks! Do they all get along?
>> Anonymous
>>158576

Did Glaucomacat steal Sophie's weight?
>> Anonymous
hay Tulip!
>> ­­
>>158580

Looks more like Tulip eated her.
>> Anonymous
>>158578

We recently introduced Leena, so they're still sorting things out a bit. In general, though, Tulip and Sophie get along. I would say Tulip is higher in the pecking order than Sophie; except when it comes to Sophie's "push Tulip/Leena's head into the water bowl game."

>>158580

If we don't watch her, Tulip will try to eat the food for all three cats. Then she's upset/rolling-on-the-floor Tulip; then she pukes. It's lovverly.
>> Anonymous
>>158664

Requesting video of Tulip pwning the other cats
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Tulip is the win
Don't tell snailcat this, but I
Like Tulip better.
>> Anonymous
>>158728
Aww...
>> Anonymous
cool
>> Kitty-chan !AZWxKX9WlM
Still /r/ing reposts of pics.

T_T
>> Anonymous
>>158795
Yeah post the ones taken from a camera phone (I think). Those ones are so eerily creepy. She looks like a cartoon come to life.
>> lana
>>158728
tulip & snailcat should battle it out for official /an/ mascot.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>158801
No! Snailcat would tear poor Tulip apart. Tulip may have the cute, but Snailcat has infinite amounts of haet to call upon for strength. When she is upset, it scares *me*.

Besides, Tulip would just flash a peace sign and talk about how amazing leaves are.. goddamn pothead.
>> Anonymous
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>>158807

it's purely medicinal!
>> Anonymous
who's snailcat?

also, is tulip just a regular british shorthair?
>> Anonymous
>>158841

Glaucomacat (AKA Tulip) has some kind of genetic eye disorder. The exact disorder is unknown, but its effects are clear: gigantic eyeballs and glaucoma.
>> Anonymous
who be snailcat?
>> Anonymous
>>158841who's snailcat?
OMG *feels faint*
LURK MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>> Anonymous
>>158855
post pics
>> Anonymous
>>158859
all you need to know is HAET

For now, watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD6KUzP3MQQ
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>158864
Not just haet but.. INFINITE HAET. She haets every one of you motherfuckers.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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And she has spawned snailkittens, which are tiny vessels of haet in adorable packaging. So you see, there can never be a Glaucomacat vs Snailcat fight, because even if Glaucomacat used Munchies Ray, the snailkittens would avenge their mother, and become an unstoppable force. For now, all that is holding back the world from destruction, is my foot, which they better stop biting this fucking instant I swear to god.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vboGDSUGCyY snailkitten vid

/derail
>> Anonymous
>>158883


first off, i don't know why she's called snailcat.. there is no resemblance to a snail. secondly, this is /an/ not /b/ so stop being a /b/tard
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>158898
Lurking moar will answer all of your questions, young grasshopper.
>> Anonymous
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>>158900
god i missed you, alpha troll
>> Anonymous
>>158900

Snailcat is a slut.
Glaucomacat is a stoner with munchies.

That's all you need to know.
>> Anonymous
>>158898

I'd tell you to lurk moar, but let's just skip right to the GTFO.
>> Kitty-chan !AZWxKX9WlM
>>158903

Don't you DARE soil Tulip's good name.
>> Anonymous
ITT newfags.

But seriously, why can't we have ED articles about this shit, so we can just link to them everytime someone says "zomg hai guyz! wat iz a 'snailcat?'"
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>>158898

You worthless fucking newfag. Go kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>158728

What's this? Who are you and how did you dispose of Bitters corpse?

>>158801

Don't forget Bikecat, supreme protector of Japan.
>> Anonymous
>>159004
he got impaled by a ferret to the colon... with a little squirming they clawed their way to bitter's brain and made with the rainbow poing poing dance
>> Anonymous
Tulip is a fucking fatass.
>> Anonymous
>>159014
>Tulip is a fucking badass.

Fixed. Yw.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>159004
It's hard to like something filled with haet. She attacks me in my sleep, and she terrorizes her own kittens. Even when she is being affectionate, I end up bleeding everywhere! Tulip.. tulip smokes weed and has xbox eyes.

>>158951
If you want to make one, go ahead. I'm way too lazy for that.

>>159008
False, I wear iron underwear to prevent just such an event.
>> Anonymous
>>159033
if I didn't know any better, I'd swear you were trying to seduce Tulip
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>159036
It's a good thing you know better, so you don't say something stupid.
>> Anonymous
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Come Tulip, come to our world!
>> Anonymous
>>159004

Bikecat's okay I guess. But Tulip and Snailkitten are our own personal 4chan /an/ cats..
Bikecat's pictures all just seem to be resposts from some foreign source..
>> Anonymous
>>159129

Touché. And yes, great Emperor Bikecat is Japanese.
>> Anonymous
>>159004
>>159129
Yeah, with Tulip & Snailcat we actually have their retarded owners right here with us! Or, a reasonable facsimile at least (the tulip guy is some stalker that breaks into tulip's house and takes pics, rite?)

also: YEAH, WHY DONT WE GET ED ENTRIES. Fishing cat (ok he has one but there's not nearly enough mention of /an/ heroes,) tulip, snailkittens, dolphin eggs, giant isopods... i'm sure there's more.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>159146
i'm nut rewtawded ur retawded!1
>> Anonymous
>>159148
you're not wearing your helmet bitter! put your helmet on or you get the hose again!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>159151
But.. but I LIKE the hose..
>> Anonymous
>>159168
So... Um... It puts the lotion on its skin or it wont get the hose again?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>159172
I like you better when you're possessed by the devil
>> Anonymous
So... Tulip has won?
We have a new mascot?
>> Anonymous
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here are some of the older pics
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>> Tulip's family Anonymous
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Meet Lina (Thumbelina)
>> Anonymous
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And this is Sophie
>> Anonymous
>>159317

This is an awesome picture! You can see the same "back the FUCK off, I'm in charge" attitude as in the 3rd youtube video!
>> Anonymous
<3 Tulip
>> Anonymous
As a college student, i am not in a position where i may own a cat. I go online every night after classes and such. At around 3:00 AM i become more and more depressed when i look at pictures of cats especially homeless, stray ones or cats with disabilities. I look forward into the future and know that no matter what happens, if i am poor and without a job I will own a cat. It makes me happy to know that I will always have a cat friend there when i need it.
>> Anonymous
>>159146

I have a key. I want to reiterate that it's my *girlfriend's* cat. The restraining order is her way to say "I love you."
>> Anonymous
>>159314
THAT'S THE PIC! That's where she looks like some cartoon come to life.
>> Anonymous
>>159435
i hate to say it.. i mean i REALLY hate to say it, but... you should become a tripfag. or at least a namefag. so we know who to harass when we need our tulip fix.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>159453
Might I suggest "GlaucomaStalker"?
>> Anonymous
>>159457

I'm surprised you didn't try suggesting Biscuit.
>> Anonymous
>>159129some foreign source

While this is technically true, I still facepalmed.
>> Anonymous
>>159317
That's some massive :3 right there
>> Anonymous
>>159463
more like 83 am i rite
>> Anonymous
>>159462
>>159137

Not THAT kind of foreign.. fuck. I meant the pictures are grabbed from another site. Not posted here originally by the person who took them.
>> Anonymous
>>159464
I lol'd
>> Synonymous
this the ugliest cat ever?
this one Tulip wins by a millions.
poor cat.
>> Anonymous
>>159199
So you DO like me...?
>> Anonymous
>>159556
Someone ban this infidel
>> Kitty-chan !AZWxKX9WlM
I love you.
>> Kitty-chan !AZWxKX9WlM
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Also, new desktop.
>> Anonymous
Marked for deletion (old) wtf. Boo hiss.
>> Anonymous
>>159888

Yeah, any /an/ thread that reaches nearly 100 posts damn near deserves to be archived on principle