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>> Anonymous
gator jerky?
>> Anonymous
"I noticed this banana peel laying in my driveway [here in Tennessee] around the first of October 2006. I didn't pick it up because it wasn't in the way of being run over or stepped on. During my years of backpacking I had heard not to discard a banana peel in the wild because it took a long time to decay, and so I thought I would see how long it may actually take by leaving it alone.

I would glance at it occasionally as I walked by it with the trash or to check my mail. It never seemed to change much until just before Christmas, when I considered tossing it in the trash before family began to gather for the Holidays. It had began to look a little scaly weeks earlier, but when I picked it up I noticed what appeared to be toes and claws on two of the strips. I brought it in for a closer look and discovered that three of the peel strips had toes and claws. The more I looked at it the more amazed I became, it was as if the banana peel had a desire to become an animal or reptile, otherwise it would just decay or desolve into nothing rather than changing into something else. Is this evidence of evolution?"

--Robert
rbananapeel@gmail.com
>> Anonymous
dillo jerky
>> Anonymous
what the fuck
banana peels do not evolve into reptiles.
its either a dead croc or some sort of turtle.
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>>97889

EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
>> Anonymous
>>97900

Kittens give Morbo gas
>> Anonymous
>>97895

Actually they can, my friend and I made this amazing discovery when she left a banana peel outside once, it had dried out and turned grey-black overtime.

Then one day I was out cleaning the yard and found her litter, I went to pick it up off the grass and it squirmed around, I freaked out and jumped back. It opened these tiny little eyes and lashed a tail then disappeared

I just stood there like WTFF!?!?!
>> Anonymous
>>97895

DILLO jerky. DILLO
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>>97895
like this, only jerky. see the feet?
>> Anonymous
>>97889

What is this shit? Srsly.
>> Anonymous
Somebody peeled an armadillo?