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Anonymous
so i have one of these in my back yard where my dog runs any ideas on how to kill it with out getting near it
>> Anonymous
fire
>> Anonymous
Shoot it.
>> Anonymous
well it's built a web under a wood swing so i can't use fire and i'm in a city so i can't shoot it
>> Anonymous
Hey, I have a bright idea. STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND REALIZE IT'S NOT GOING TO LEAP ON TO YOUR FACE ON SIGHT

in other words, squish it.
>> That Gomez
what's the danger if the dog ate it instead?
>> Anonymous
Get a piece of tupperware and some duct tape. Sneak up on the spider and trap it between the tupperware and the closest wall. Duct tape the tupperware to the wall. Seal it off with a lot more duct tape.

Leave it like that for like a few weeks. Or forever if you want to be sure.
>> Anonymous
>>138943
Or instead of just leaving it, you could drill a small hole in the tupperware at the top, fill it with water, and drown the spider in a matter of seconds/minutes. Godspeed, OP.
>> Anonymous
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>>138916
what a coincidence! I JUST took this pic

It was a mere 1/4 inch from my exposed skin when i realised it was there, I'm seriously freaked out now
>> Anonymous
>Get a piece of tupperware and some duct tape. Sneak up on the spider and trap it between the tupperware and the closest wall. Duct tape the tupperware to the wall. Seal it off with a lot more duct tape.
>Step on it
>> Anonymous
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>>138916
Just fucking spray it. Then run if you're a pussy.

Now these fuckers on the other hand...
>> Anonymous
>>138937
arisol can + lighter can kill ANY insect. ive destroyed bee nests the size of my head with alberto hair spray.
>> Anonymous
>>138949

I read somewhere that spiders can survive for quite awhile completely submerged in water.
>> Anonymous
>>138916

just use bug spray, you know when they're dead because they shrivel up and go all wrinkly.
>> Anonymous
>>138978
then pop that tupperware into the microwave. see how tough that fucker is after 5 minutes on high.
>> Anonymous
I can vouch and say that killing blackwidows with water is not an effective solution. At my old job I had to clean the patio everyonce in awhile, right? Well, we got a rather nasty black widow infestation, and due to the fact that customers regularly bring their pets and kids to the patio, they told me to deal with it.

I though, "Hey! I'll just use the high pressure dirt remover [basically an expensive high pressured hose pipe] and kill those fuckers"... Well, I go through, sweep the entire place with the thing, rinse out all the pipes, so on and so forth. For the most part it just rinsed them down to the sewers, however there was this one black widow that would not die. I would direct the pressure washer directly onto the thing and it wouldn't die. This went on for about 2 months, but my POS job was too cheap to call an exterminator.

Anyways, moral of the story is, don't try water. Leave the spider be, or just smoosh it. Raid is highly toxic to animals, so chemicals is a last resort.
>> Anonymous
Be glad it isn't a Brown Recluse. You might end up like this guy did.

http://break.com/index/dude-gets-bit-by-large-spider.html
>> Anonymous
guyz you all know that turning a can of condensed air upside down results in freezing spray? the likes of which will freeze the exoskeletons of insects in mere moments allowing easy and safe smooshing?
>> Anonymous
>>138998

I wonder if one can freeze them with liquid nitrogen and smash them with a hammer.
>> Anonymous
step 1: close fist around spider
step 2: squish spider
step 3: ????
step 4: profit
>> Anonymous
>>139023
5. go to emergency room, lose profit.
>> Anonymous
>>138997
Fuck You!
>> Anonymous
>>138997
widows are worse
>> Anonymous
BURN IT WITH FIRE
>> Anonymous
Kill with fire.
>> Anonymous
>>139002

Yes you can. During my dads military stay in Saudi, he and his buddies would capture camel spiders (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae); dump them in liquid nitrogen, then throw them on the ground to shatter into pieces.
>> Anonymous
>>139093

Cool. Now if I only could get my hands on a vat of liquid nitrogen... >.>
>> Anonymous
>>138967
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
>> Anonymous
op here the only reason i don't want to go near it is i'm terrified of spiders it's just something that small being able to hurt something as big as a human isn't right i mean snakes and all that i can handle but i usually don't mess with spiders
>> Anonymous
eat it
>> Anonymous
>>138997

oh good lawd! ugh!!
That dude should thank god that sepsis hasn't set in yet. Go see a fucking physician, idiot!
>> Anonymous
>>139167

The black widow's venom is 50 times more potent than that of a rattle snake. Only difference is the amount that the spider can deliver is signifigantly less.

Being biten by one isn't that bad, at the very worse you'll have to go to the hospital. Most of the time antivenom isn't administered due to the toxicity of it. All they do give you vicoden and valium while you're there.

The bite itself consists of a painful bump surrounded by target like circles. Your blood pressure will increase, and there's the slight chance of hyperventilation.
>> Anonymous
>>138997

Oh gods.. I thought I had a stomach of iron, but that was just fucking disgusting. That fucker should have gone to the hospital, that shit he's draining is dead tissue.
>> Anonymous
>>138916
hair spry and a lighter
>> Anonymous
bug spray. but unless your dog is a grade A idoit, it won't bother it.
>> Anonymous
>>138967
You tease them into striking a stick, pin them down, tie them up, roast them over a fire, and eat them. Be sure to burn off all the hair.

Mmm, tastes like lobster, and comes with two toothpicks.
>> Anonymous
>>139199
You've obviously never been bitten by a black widow if you're this fucking retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>139573
maybe he's retarded BECAUSE of the black widow bite?

dun dun dunnn...
>> Anonymous
Black widows aren't aggressive. They'll leave you alone if you leave them alone.

But yeah, it's still a good idea to kill 'em. They do multiply. A lot. In fact, if you see one black widow spider on your property, chances are there are at least 7 or 8 more you don't know about. Perhaps even more, depending on how long this has gone unnoticed.

Sleep well.
>> Anonymous
No, spiders.
>> Anonymous
>>139606

Black widows are pretty aggressive actually. Especially when the female has an egg sac to defend.
>> Anonymous
Step on that fuck. GAME OVER.
>> Anonymous
>>138997
dear lord, okay I know they fuck you in the hospital, but oh my god. They could at least do something professional about that. Something sterile at the very least.
Blearch... thanks, I didn't want lunch anyways...
>> Anonymous
>>138997
I'm glad I didnt watch that late last night. That was gross. I must add my declaration of his idiocy to the batch. blaaargh
>> Swallow It
Infestation of poison spiders is not good. I live with brown recluse like i'm in a community dorm. Nothing I can do about it. If those are outside and you see 1. There could be dozens to hundreds. I noticed ppl mention nitrous or air duster turn can upside down spay out liquid freeze them. These are good methods. Just look for webs near the area you seen the one in the photo. Be sure u look good after you kill remove her she may have egg bags hidden under things in the area of her web. stomp/crush destroy those.
>> Anonymous
throw rocks at it.
>> Anonymous
1. soak burlap sack in gasoline
2. throw sack over spider so spider in under it on the ground
3. ignite
4. ???
5. profit!

works with bee hives, too
>> Anonymous
>>139199
No, the worst is when you have an allergic reaction and die. If you're lucky you'll just spend a day or 2 completely wracked with pain because your muscles are involuntarily spasming to the point where it feels like they're going to tear. It's nowhere near as bad as being stung by an Androctonus scorpion or a snakebite but it sure as fuck isn't something to take lightly.
>> TFJ
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The ONLY weapon you need.
>> Anonymous
>>140279
Until they decide your boot is a nice warm dark place to live...
>> Anonymous
>>138916
Wild Blackarachnia has appeared!
Blackarachnia uses Transform!
Blackarachnia has transformed into Robot mode.
>> Anonymous
Thank fuck i live in the uk and dont have to deal with massive deadly spiders,
>> Anonymous
As for painful venom, check out the stonefish and fishes like it.

"The pain is said to be so bad that the victims of its sting want to cut off the affected limb."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonefish
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionfish

And jellyfish burns are said to be quite painful too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Man_o%27_War
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_jellyfish
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_syndrome

The Irukandji syndrome:
"The severity of pain is apparent in a Discovery Channel show on Carukia barnesi when two researchers (Jamie Seymour and Teresa Carrette) are stung. Even under the "maximum dose of morphine" Teresa remarked that she "wished she could rip her skin off", and is later seen writhing uncontrollably from the pain, while lying on her hospital bed."
>> Anonymous
Smack someone's pen0r or tongue with one of those. ]:->
>> Anonymous
>>140333
They aren't massive. Most of them are really small.