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Hey House Apes,

My name is Mittens, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day arguing the intelligence of cats and dogs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do any of you have feline companions? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of cats because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than "BESTIALITY THREAD GO!".

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I can use a litter box. You crap in the dog's water dish? I also go hunting on a regular basis, and I can lick myself (Spent an hour cleaning myself; Shit was SO cash). You are all dumb humans who should just kill yourselves. After you feed me.

Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch. Literally!
>> Anonymous
lol troll is desperate for attention, this will be your last bump
>> Anonymous
>You are all dumb humans who should just kill yourselves. After you feed me.
I lol'd. I can imagine my cat saying the exact same thing.
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Wow you humans are weird.

I'm a german shepherd puppy, and theres this really cute pit pup in my obedience class. He's super smart, and he already knows come, speak, sit and stay! I talked to him and asked him if he has a new collar. He said "No. Yesterday I was wearing a harness."

I tried to talk, but he just wanted to do play with the other dogs. How strange. I asked what he was going to do when he went home, and he said "Chase the cat and bark at niggers. Like every-day. Stop distracting me before they send me back to the pound!"

What a weirdo. I never understood his personality so I looked up cats and eventually came here. You guys seem more like him.

My question is why are you so mean to puppies like us? Most of you could be in your own pack if you tried...you're just assholes. BE SOCIAL!

*What's this? I have to select a file? Damn. Well heres my pic then. lol. A little old though. :)
>> Anonymous
I appreciate the effort OP. But your creativity isn't sustainable, and for that, I will lose interest in advance :(

but your cat post was indeed cash, good sir.
>> Anonymous
This thread is full of win.
>> Anonymous
John Mittens, /b/ is that way <-
>> Anonymous
awww..... Cute Kitty and doggy... i know its trying to communicate but i cant understand what the whittle thing is saying....
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>>261166
Fishing Cat's with you, brother.
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>>261166
My human isn't fat and retarded. Did you get your human at the shelter? You should look into finding a purebred human. But don't get a negro, they're aggressive and hard to train.
>> Anonymous
If I kill myself, who will scritch those spots on your cheeks and neck you can't reach well?

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.
>> Anonymous
>>261329
Go back to Slashdot.