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Anonymous
Holy Crap /an/ I caught this bat w/ some tupperware *you know like that is bats crap* anyway so now I have this bat. oo get tells me what to do with the bastard
>> APPLE CRISIS
How on earth did you catch it? Give me some details!
>> Anonymous
>>327937
i just cornerd it and slammed a tupperware container on top of it >_<
>> Anonymous
Bats used to come into my house, and I would smack them with a tennis racket like bugs.
>> Anonymous
No timestamp and posted on /b/.
>> Anonymous
Keep em. I learned today that bats love to eat mosquito's. Make him a box outside to live in.
>> Anonymous
>>327930
>>327930

DEAR /AN/

YOU ARE BEING TROLLED
THIS IS AN OLD POST FROM /b/

THE BAT IS ALREADY DEAD
>> Anonymous
>>327969

awww :( poor dead bat is dead
>> Anonymous
If this is not a troll, definitely let it go. I'm studing to become a chiroptologist (bat scientist ftw)! Bats are:

1.) Illegal to keep as pets unless you have a zoological society license or rescuer/rehabilitation license.
2.) Less than 1% of bats in the world carry rabies. Your chances are better of being bitten by a rabid dog than a rabid bat. Also, only one person, on average, dies of rabies in the USA per year.
3.) Bats eat between 3,000-6,000 pesky insects EVERY night. They also pollinate plants and spread seeds. They're very important to the ecosystem.

Let the bat go. They're immensely intelligent little critters, very closely related to primates. =]
>> Anonymous
>tupperware *you know like that is bats crap*

tupperware is made out of bat crap?
>> Anonymous
>>328192
No, that's toothpaste.