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Anonymous
G'day /an/.

I live in Australia, and we've moved into a new house in Queensland, problem is, our house is filled to the bloody brim with Wolf Spiders. I remember back in NSW, wolf spiders were no bigger than a 5 cent piece, but up here, Christ, the buggers are bloody huge, like XBOX hueg!

I walked into the Kitchen about 5 minutes ago with my maglite and spotted a massive wolf spider, it took me a whole can of Imperial Leather Deodorant to get him to come out from under the couch so I could smash it with a magazine bearing Captain Price from Call of Duty 4 on the front.

Anyone know any good remedies to get rid of spiders other than some psycho exterminator? I'm sick of walking around and always having the constant fear of stepping on or near one of the wolfies. Huntsmans I don't see as regularly except when I go to stay in NSW, and they frighten the bejebus out of me just as much, but I don't want to move out of Australia, surely there's methods of repelling spiders from the home?

Captain Price now has spider-legs for hair.
>> Anonymous
>>346072

What you need there is a cat.
>> Anonymous
>>346072

Obtain cat. Apply cat to spiders. Receive joy.
>> Anonymous
If you're in Brisbane then it's because of the rain. When it rains the bastards sneak in for shelter.
>> Anonymous
>>346074
Funnily enough, we have a cat who's not allowed inside (mom is a cleanaholic), will let him in.

I've heard the bite of the Aussie Wolf Spider is venemous to dogs, is it possible it could hurt my cat?
>> Anonymous
>>346076
Yeah got back from schoolies to lots and lots of rain.

Then again, it's better than NSW, when I was down there a few weeks ago, we had rain and found about 6 huntsman spiders inside in just one night!
>> Anonymous
>>346077

Cats tend to be sensitive to a lot of things, and not just because they are much smaller animals. Nevertheless, your cat should be quick enough to never get bitten.
>> Anonymous
Will a Huntsman harm a cat?
>> Anonymous
Airsoft gun
>> Anonymous
>>346072

Spiders are in your house because

1. Things for them to eat

2. Easy entrance

3. Hard exit

First off, get rid of old food, clean all areas of eating or other food sources for buggies.

Second, seal up easy entrances. Any ground level windows, doors, check for large cracks. Get the door base things that have rubber on the bottom to make a better seal.

Put silicone in holes in foundation or other cracks, put screens up or seal base windows with plastic and tape.

Most hunter spiders get stuck inside of a house, then just lurk around for days until they either die or eat, then it just continues.

Hunter spiders follow right angles in their patterns. Get some glue traps and put them alone baseboard in dark areas and behind furniture. They have animal resistant ones as well.

I did these steps when I had a hobo spider infestation in a basement.

The first glue traps had 8-10 GIANT FUCKING spiders in them each. As the weeks passed, eventually no more were in the traps, I no longer found them either.

Spiders aren't hard to get rid of, just do some basic maintenance.
>> Anonymous
are you interested in making some money by sending insects to me?
>> Anonymous
when i was a little kid in oklahoma, i stepped on a scorpion, barefoot, in the fuckin livin room. i screamed. the old lady said don't scream in the house. i kept screaming. she came over to bitchslap me, then said oh honey wtf. if it had been a wolf spider, we would not be having this conversation.
>> Anonymous
Get some scutigera coleoptrata, enjoy your freedom.
>> Anonymous
clearly a brown recluse

KILL IT WITH FIRE
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>Imperial Leather Deodorant

Fuck yeah I use Imperial Leather.

Imperial Leather represent!