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My Gerbil Limmie... Anonymous
Limmiewinks isnt happy hes a 1 year old fat little fur ball. how could i make him alot happyer?
>> Anonymous
His name implies at least ONE thing...
>> Anonymous
>>203488
He winks a lot?
>> Anonymous
Stop shoving him up your ass, faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>203506
So much for tact my friend.

Why isn't your gerbil happy? Perhaps feed him less, what are you doing wrong?
>> Anonymous
of course he's said you aren't fulfilling his true purpose
>> Anonymous
He's a gerbil that lives in a cage. How happy could he be?
>> Anonymous
Get him a girlfriend.
>> Anonymous
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>>203487
Also your gerbil is a fatass.
>> Anonymous
>>203779
JESUS WOULD NOT APPROVE
>> Anonymous
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>>203781
Ha ha, I once caught my two gerbils having gay sex. Two weeks later they fought so badly I found them both bleeding from opens wounds. I had to separate them forever and they were lonely until they died.

That's why you never experiment with your best friend.
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>>203782

Heh I have two female gerbils, the dominant one tries to hump the other one all the time. They just end up grooming each other though.

To OP, yeah one of mine is fat too. Try to figure out how much he'll eat in one day, and just feed him that much. You can also pick out all the sunflower seeds and peanuts from his food. As for toys, you can get wooden houses, chew sticks, cardboard boxes, paper towels, paper towel tubes, anything that'll keep him busy.
Oh and give him a sandbath now and then. He'll like and it's fun to watch.
>> Anonymous
My gerbils always end up fat. Except for the little nigger I just got, Horus. I bred my own gerbils, but I found out soon that both the male and female carried a dominant tumor-growth gene. Both parents and all of the offspring have grown tumors, with only one of the litter still alive. :(