anybody have a good name for a snapping turtle?
Biscuit.
Gamera
my turtle is cronos destroyer of the universei dont want you to take my name, but you could use gamera defender of the universe
Ann Coulter
Light Yagami
Chely
Adamantois.
Timon
Carleton Shababopopolous
Snappy
Baalarizaf
Albus Severus.
Gustav the flesh render.
Blastoise
i love snappers. they are soo cute.
Rhombus
Sal *Fingers* Gambino
Candle Jack
Gigantor
Chompasaurus
>>302997Dammit someone beat me to it!
>>302999fucking lol'd.
shit stain
i had a HUGE snapper named Big Val!
what an odd pet to have
Schnaps!
>>303053Looks barely above average adult size.
WANNA SEE MY POOTS?
Fuck turtles. They killed my brother's raccoon.
A'Tuin.
>>303183Seconded.
>>303182lolwut?
If any living thing gets murdered by a turtle, it doesn't deserve to live. Natural selection wins.
Constable RJ McSnapps
eltrut
Snappin Pussy
Not a pet, but saw this one alongside a dirt road out in the country.
>>303182Goddamn, I made that post over a week ago and you still remember it?
>>304102What a fat, smug looking bastard he is.
pissy the pissed off turtle
>>304102Damn, what a fat and magnificent bastard he is. I bet you could ride it.also. name YOUR turtle this>>302997This
THUNDERPUSSY
i like turtles
ALABASTER
SNAPPER
i got a tortoise named Touchename the snapper soupy
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OP here, I am an amputee btw
GARGAMETH
AFLONG AFLONGKONG
Slash or Gamera.
fatty dingdongs
Cloverfield Monster
Sir Chompington I.
>>305683LOL!!!
Devourer of digits
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
baltazar
CAGNAZZO
>>305743I agree.
I had a baby alligator snapper named cthulu.
Wario
BOWSER
>>302997FRIEND OF ALL CHILDREN
BiteyMunchyGamera (if your turtle is a FAG)
H.R. Puffinstuff
How about "$%!!#&! turtle - turn loose!"
when i was 11 i had a snapping turtle named Spike (baby aligator snapping turtle)
...wartortle
>>302997Gamera is really neat! Gamera is filled with meat! We've been eating Gameraaaaaaaaa!
"Bitch"name it "bitch" cuz wen it bites u, thats tha first thing ur gonna say :)