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A discussion of Whaling and GreenPeace can be found at:

http://bin.4chan.org/k/res/300103.html
>> Anonymous
That discussion omits the one whale fact that is of any immediate concern to me.

Three or four years ago, while very badly sleep deprived but not quite hypnagogic, I watched a few snippets of this documentary on marine life, which mentioned this odd habit of sperm whales.
I forget what it's called, or why they do it, but apparently every once in a while they decide to kind of float in place while POINTING STRAIGHT UP JUST UNDER THE SURFACE OF THE GODDAMN WATER LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING PILLARS OF R'LYEH.

/r/ some confirmation that I didn't hallucinate the whole thing.
>> Anonymous
>>43449
That's fking scary.
>> Anonymous
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>>43449

Yarr, that's going to replace the whale in my nightmares.
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>> Anonymous
>>43449
They all do that from time to time. Coolest thing is when whales hunt and do that bubble curtain thing to "net" prey in.
>> Anonymous
>>43449

I think I've seen something about humpback whales doing it, too. They just hang vertical in the water and sing. Funky.

That's why Star Trek IV: The Journey Home or whatever is such a sweet fukken movie. Whales know what's goin' down, yo.
>> Anonymous
>>43607

Hypothesis: Whales do all sortsa crazy shit at random due to huge fucking brains and absolutely nothing to do.
>> Anonymous
>>43607

Clarification: Except for crazy shit.