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hahaha holy crap Anonymous
http/www.startribune.com/467/story/1055748.html

Crystal Brown's therapy dog disappeared. Later, the teen received his severed head gift-wrapped like a present...


Someone should like, post this to /b/ since I'm at school and shouldn't go there. Seems to me like they might have something to do with this case, y'know?
>> Anonymous
I'll do it. I'm at work, I just turn off the pictures.
>> Anonymous
If you laughed congratulations your an Anonymous. Your afro should be ariving in the mail in 4 to 6 weeks.

Homicide investigators are looking into the case because of the "implied" terroristic threat, St. Paul Police Sgt. Jim Gray said.
>> Anonymous
As I said on /b/ about this, whoever did this should do time. Hopefully they make for a nice piece of ass for a couple inmates.
>> Anonymous
>>70211

implied terror threat? lol USA...
>> Anonymous
yeah, /b/ is definitely guilty
>> Anonymous
>>70225

"Terroristic threat" is a legal term that has been around since way before 9/11. What they mean in the article is that someone sent the dog's head to the girl as a threat, implying that they would harm her. The word terror does not always mean turbans and shit, yo.
>> Anonymous
Goddamn, that's sick.

So much for Minnesota nice.
>> AnonyMouse
This made me cry. Poor dog; poor girl.
>> Anonymous
I'd like a few minutes alone with the subhuman who did this. I'd peel off his skin and cover him in lemon juice. Then I'd sodomize him/her with a jackhammer.
>> Anonymous
>>70292

I like your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
>> Anonymous
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What if it turns out the girl did this herself?
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
Sounds like a typical bipolar teenage slut, so prolly one of the hundreds of trash fratboys she fucked did it.
>> Anonymous
>>70311
Aaaaand that justifies decapitating the dog how?
>> Anonymous
>>70292

gb2/ http://uziga.sakura.ne.jp/
>> Anonymous
>>70312

yeah I agree, he should have decapited the typical bipolar teenaged slut. what a pussy.
>> Anonymous
she's hot, somebody get her ass on suicidegirls STAT
>> AnonyMouse
You make me sad. I don't think she needs to be taken advantage of; she could probably use a good hug.
Are the joking ones of you really that heartless or are you just being silly macho guys on teh Intarweb?
>> Anonymous
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>>70303here.
I still think she did this herself.
>> Anonymous
>>70330

Don't come to 4chan for nice, everyone here is a fucking asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>70355

Actually /an/ is one of the few places on 4chan where that isn't entirely true.
>> Anonymous
>>70363

Maybe so but how could you use any board on 4chan and be unaware of the awfulness of so much of the rest of the site?
It's home to what many agree is the absolute worst place on the Internet.
>> Anonymous
>>70354
In some aquarium, the keepers were wondering why every night children seemed to disappear from the nearby houses. After finally setting up some cameras, they found out that an octopus that they had introduced into the neighborhood was killing and eating them at night.
>> Anonymouse
>>70374

MMM that copypasta is delicious.
>> FatOldBenzGuy
>>70374
lol
>> Anonymous
>>70354

This picture excites me, I'd let that octopus rape me.

>>70372

To be fair, 7chan is a much nastier place. Guro, furry, and constant real life CP in their version of /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>70183

what the fuck is funny about this, you sick bastard? stick to your dyfunctional reality that is /b/ and don't come back.
>> Anonymous
>>70183

That's.... there aren't any words strong enough for how cruel and unbelievable that is.

So why are you amused by it, and why do you think /b/ gives a fuck?

Jesus Christ. That sound you hear is the last hopes of humanity shattering.
>> Anonymous
OP here. Nervous laughter doesn't really translate too well into text.

I wanted a /b/ post about this since I could just imagine whoever's responsible having a website with pictures of the decapitation readily available, and Anonymous would have some linkage to such a thing.

Plus, /b/ probably gets most of the traffic on this site, and I felt it was my duty as a good Anonymous to spread the word! The agonizingly depressing and sick word, but word nonetheless.
>> Anonymous
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HEY!!! WHAT IF SHE DID THIS HERSELF?!? DISCUSS!!!
>> Anonymous
>>70414

It's possible I guess but the fact that she went door to door with a photo of the dog for a long time and posted missing pet notices makes it seem a bit unlikely. That'd be a hell of a lot of work for what'd amount to a pathetic and psychopathic cry for attention. Bottom line, I don't think she did it.
>> Anonymous
This is about as funny as doing a hard math test.
Yeah not funny at all. I mean its not like its funny like any of the memes here are anything on comdey central.
>> Anonymous
That made me feel sick. I would love to see the persons responsible caught and thrown into gen pop for a few years. Hopefully the local cops plant something on them during arrest. If it was her, shes beyond messed up but at least it somewhat self inflicted.
>> Anonymous
>>70414

Sure, a teenage girl killed her dog, found a place to store the body, invested a month's worth of time and energy fake-searching for the dog, managed to sever the dog's head, and then found time to gift wrap the head and put it on her doorstep without anyone seeing her.

You've been on 4chan too long, it's warped your brain. Or you were just an ass to begin with.
>> Anonymous
you know what I'd do to the guy that did this?

I'D FREEZE A SLEDGEHAMMER AND HIT HIS CROTCH OVER AND OVER! AND IF IT'S A GIRL I'D JUST HIT HER IN THE FACE!
>> Anonymous
>>70416
>>70427
Well she was going through therapy. Crazy people can be quite cunning in their sick twisted designs.

Though I don't believe she did it. Just a personal feeling is all. However I will not be completely surprised if it turns out she did.
>> Anonymous
Yesterday, I actually read in a /b/ post about someone claiming that they themselves did this. They didn't say where, but they mentioned they found the dog and recognized it from the posters, placed it on the person's front porch giftwrapped with batteries on top. This is sick, sick, sick, sick.
>> Anonymous
>>70443

win
>> Anonymous
>>70482
thats not a win you fucking loser. far far from it.
>> Anonymous
>>70485

fail
>> Anonymous
>>70486
fail
>> Anonymous
>>70394
But I bet you wouldn't let it eat you.

On topic. Whoever did that is a sick fuck, really. They need to be totured medieval style...like with a hot poker and stretching contraptions and iron maidens....*plots*