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So, /an/. I have been thinking about getting a pet soon. I grew up around dogs and I have had a ball python, an albino argentine horned frog, a scorpion, and a cat.

But I want to have something different, something cute and cuddly too. I have decided on a Sumatran Rat Monkey. Anyone know anything about these little darlings?
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>> Anonymous
THEY CAN EAT U

ALSO BANANAS
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I hear that a zoo in New Zealand used to keep them... I don't know if they are easy to keep or if they are aggressive i think i recall somebody telling me they bite
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>> Anonymous
Too bad you can only get them imported from skull island.

It aint cheap.
>> Anonymous
The only thing I can tell you is "ZANGAYA!"
>> Anonymous
Not really a rat or a monkey. Don't let it bite you, they carry all sorts of nasty stuff in their saliva.
>> Anonymous
As I hear it, they are the result of giant rats raping the hell out of monkeys.
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>>143979
Lies. Ever heard of rats raping anything? It's monkeys, always monkeys raping rats and everything else. Horny little bastards.
>> Anonymous
>>144063

But that grizzled old man at the zoo told me he was an expert on the subject...
>> Anonymous
zookeeper! zookeeper! those monkeys are killing each other!
>> Anonymous
That rat monkey will bite your grandma and she'll turn into a zombie and you'll have to hide her victims in the basement and keep the pumped full fo horse tranqs until they attack during a party and you have to fight them off with a lawnmower!!!!!.... So go for your Rat Monkey.
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>>144747
Way to ruin the subtlety of the entire thread.

Get the hell off my internet, asswipe.
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they're having sex!