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Anonymous
Found this on my glass screen door.

Parents wouldnt let me keep it. They said if it pees or something on my hand that I might get something terrible.

We dont usually get frogs around here, usually just toads. This is the first time I've ever seen a live wild frog.
>> Anonymous
Actually, your hand is more likely to kill it. Not through crushing or anything obvious like that, but their skin is extremely permeable and the acids on your hands (amongst other things like chemicals) which you naturally produce will fuck them up. It's for the best.
>> Anonymous
>This is the first time I've ever seen a live wild frog.

Almost all of the Hyla tree frogs you see in pet shops are wild caught. The only real difference is you caught this one yourself.
>> Anonymous
>Parents

underage b&, or freaking loser
>> Anonymous
>>307252
You know what? Fuck you, I'm not even the guy who made this thread. Just becase you come from a broken home doesn't mean we can't live with our parents.
>> Anonymous
>>307194

that's a good thing, it means your area is suitable for frogs
>> Anonymous
>>307267
Defensive 30 year old virgin is defensive.

Seriously, bro, I doubt that anon comes from a broken home - he probably, you know, HAS A JOB, and like, MAKES A LIVING, and can AFFORD TO LIVE ON HIS OWN RATHER THAN LEECH OFF HIS PARENTS, like the majority of us.
>> Anonymous
>>307420

You doubt that because..? It is more likely that he is just stupid. Stupid people do post here, people with jobs don't.
>> Anonymous
>>307422
1. Wrong.
2. Stupid people can have jobs, who the fuck do you think is working at McDonalds, Einstein?
>> Anonymous
>2. Stupid people can have jobs, who the fuck do you think is working at McDonalds, Einstein?

students
>> lollilops
>>307422
Wow, how old are you, 12? "LOL ONLY DUMB PEOPLE POST HURR!" You post here. What does that say about you? That's right. You god forsaken moron.
>> Anonymous
>>307425

I thought the whole point of this was that he could be living on his own, who the fuck can afford to live on their own working at McDonalds?
>> Anonymous
>>307426
I'm pretty sure the retard who keeps putting lettuce on my hamburger after REPEATEDLY TELLING HIM NOT TO is just stupid. That, and there are MUCH better places you can work as a student, like Best Buy etc.
>> Anonymous
>>307429

Who sounds defensive now?
>> lollilops
>>307431
I actually know someone who does. Granted, a very shitty living.

Very shitty.
>> lollilops
>>307434
How that could ever be construed as defensive and not amused, I'm not sure, but if it makes you feel better to pretend I was up in arms, go for it.
>> Anonymous
>>307422
Baby back retard.
>> Anonymous
>>307436

Yeah, your post was pretty well thought out. You accused me of being a 12 year old, the default response when someone is pissed off on the internet, and then went into caps and said some shit, then moron, then some other shit.

You deserve an award for that witty, sharp post that most certainly was not written hastily.
>> lollilops
>>307439
Your post was pretty well thought out too bro. I really liked the part where you said only stupid people post here and subsequently included yourself, which is making more and more sense. :)
>> Anonymous
>>307439
>default response when someone is pissed off on the internet
I think it's actually the default response to someone being a complete retard.
>> Anonymous
>>307441

Oh my, I exaggerated. Somehow I find it hard to believe that the guy who says "underage b&, or freaking loser" is very mature. or the guy who disagrees with what someone says, then rages and calls them a moron instead of making a valid argument.
>> lollilops
>>307444
Well, you are a moron, I can't contest that. And I can honestly say I agree with that anon when he says "freaking loser".
>> Anonymous
Shut up you goddamn bitches. If you still live with your parents and you're in your twenties and up, that's fucking pathetic. Get a fucking job and stop wasting your time making pointless arguments on /an/ of all places. I come here for peace and cute animal pictures, not pretentious faggots trying to make a new /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>307446

Nice one. I'm going to leave you with one tidbit: I never said that everyone here is stupid, try reading my post again.
>> Anonymous
>They said if it pees or something on my hand that I might get something terrible.

Your parents are idiots and so are you.
>> Anonymous
>>307450
>Stupid people do post here, people with jobs don't.

You don't have a job. That still makes you pathetic. You can bawwww and argue all day, and you can even "win" if it makes you feel better, but the fact of the matter is you're a baby back bitch and you're upset because you got called out for living with your parents. How about this - get off 4chan and go get a fucking job.
>> lollilops
>>307453
Er, yeah, beat me to it.

In other words, if you're so much more mature and worldly than everyone here on the stupid old internet, why don't you go outside and fill out some job applications so you can begin your quest to move out of your parents basement? I think that would be time better spent than sitting here trying to prove yourself to a troll.
>> Anonymous
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>>307453
he actually didn't get called out on it, OP did, but this anon went batshit anyway
>> Anonymous
>>307456
HOLY SHIT I FUCKIGN LOVE THRILLER
>> Anonymous
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>>307422
>> Anonymous
So op...did you eat the frog? Or can I have it?
>> Anonymous
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This thread is now about Michael Jackson's sexy ass.
>> Anonymous
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>>307474

fix'd