Hey guysI just put a sock on my cats head and span around with it; watching it wander around so helpless and misguided made me laugh.
When my grandpa was younger he found two male cats, tied them both at the tails, then hung the connected rope up on a clothes line to watch them fight each other upside down.
While my cat was chillin on the kitchen floor, I put one hand above her tail and one under her front arms and spun her around as fast as I could, as long as I could.
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My high school drama teacher cut open an extension cord and taped the split wires to a metal dish and filled it with milk outside for the neighbors cat that kept shitting in his yard.That fucker never shat anywhere near his grass ever again.
I put my cat in a small foam covered box and toss her around for fun. When I open it she walks out dazed and confused, I love it. She's adorable.
When I was little I used to put a piece of duct tape around my cat's foot and watch her try and shake it off. Sometimes I'd put a piece on her tail too so she'd chase her own tail like a dog.
I always kick my cat in the ass as hard as I possibly can. The sounds she makes are so adorable.
>>240925I do this to the child I keep in my basement as well. It's so funny.
>>240944I do this to the child molester i keep in my basement, Its hilarious wen he starts screaming in pain and begs me to let him go.
When I was little I used to tie up stray cats and skin them alive. I'd take their organs and leave them in neighbors' mailboxes. The sounds they made were always so adorable... oh, good times.
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>>240830Why do cats try to smell open flame? And why do they keep doing it, even after they've singed off whisker pair number 3?>>240925LOEV BOKS>>241228ITT: Samenewfag can't troll worth shit.
>>241322I don't know, but my cat loves candles. I see him with singed whiskers all the time. He's also probably retarded.
i like to trap cats in a bag and watch it get panicked lol its awesome
>>241322Maybe they are interested in the smell of burning strings and wax?
put the sock on his head and place him on a table...funny