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Been wondering this for a long time but I don't even know where to look it up. Just WHY is it that human females mentrate, but no animals do? I mean I know animals go through estres, but they don't bleed out the ass. Why are we cursed?
Pic unrelated.
>> Anonymous
Dogs bleed.
>> Anonymous
>>155082
Not something I've ever seen.
>> Anonymous
There are no words able to describe how stupid you are.
>> Anonymous
>>155085
What? Give me an explanation, or you just never thought to actually wonder, which would make you stupid, not me. I've never heard of an animal bleeding out of it's ass on a monthly basis. Why does it only happen to humans?
>> Anonymous
unfixed female dogs bleed. Had to have a couple diapered in my lifetime.
>> Anonymous
It's true, my family's lab bled. Out of her pussy, not her ASS, stupid.
>> Anonymous
>>155089
Animals don't have vaginas, only humans do. So yes, it's out of the ass.
I've own unfixed cats and I never noticed it, hmmm.
>> Anonymous
>>155080
Oh, so you don't consider apes animals, huh? What are they, humans too?

And I guess it'll come to news to you, then, that humans are animals as well...
>> Anonymous
>>155090
Only humans have vaginas, and only those that have vaginas are humans.
>> Anonymous
Females of most species advertise ovulation to males with visual cues and behavioral cues, pheromones, or both (humans are a notable exception). This period of advertised fertility is known as estrous or heat. However, in animals with menstrual cycles, females can be sexually active at any time in their cycle, even when they are not in heat. Great apes' cycles vary in length from an average of 29 days in orangutans to an average of 37 days in chimpanzees.

By contrast, in species that have estrous cycles rather than menstrual cycles, females are only receptive to copulation while they are in heat (dolphins are a notable exception). The other significant difference is that in an estrous cycle, if no fertilization takes place, the uterus reabsorbs the endometrium: no menstrual bleeding occurs. Some animals, such as domestic cats and dogs, experience small amounts of bleeding while in heat. This phase of the estrous cycle corresponds most closely to the follicular phase of the menstrual cycle and should not be confused with menstruation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cycle
>> Anonymous
>>155091
I didn't even know apes did it either. It's just something I've never heard of happening to animals and it's something I've never read about anywhere.
I do know that only humans have vaginas, but that doesn't mean we're not animals. I know the reasoning behind it too, so I didn't ask. For that matter, only humans live in houses and have jobs, but that doesn't mean we're not animals. I never said we're not animals, I simply pointed out something different with us and them.
>> Anonymous
Some reasons:
1. Some animals are only in heat once a year.
2. Most animals get knocked up when in heat.
3. induced ovulation -> eggs only get fertile when animal gets boned or in heat
>> Anonymous
>>155093
Thanks, that answers my question :)
>> Anonymous
>>155094
"only humans have vaginas"
huh what? go back to biology I.
>> Anonymous
>>155094
"The vagina, (from Latin, literally "sheath" or "scabbard" ) is the tubular tract leading from the uterus to the exterior of the body in female placental mammals and marsupials, or to the cloaca in female birds, monotremes, and some reptiles. Female insects and other invertebrates also have a vagina, which is the terminal part of the oviduct. The Latinate plural (rarely used in English) is vaginae."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina

Wow, I didn't know insects were humans. :O
>> Anonymous
>>155104
no, but most humans are insects.
>> Anonymous
>>155098
Last I heard, only humans have birthing canals.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#The_vagina_and_popular_culture
When following the links about other animals that have them there are huge flags about the accuracy of the articles. Apparently some insects have them too, so maybe more accurate to say humans are the only mammals with one. I don't see how an insect could however as they lay eggs.
>> Anonymous
just killin my fortune...
>> Anonymous
Hey I'm only repeating what I've heard and observed. I'm not a biologist. I don't know where I heard that some whales have teeth but I still believe it to be true. I probably heard it in biology class much the same way I heard these other things I thought were facts. I really didn't know exactly how to search for this so I asked here, OK? Or should I not come here to ask questions about biology that aren't obvious?
>> Anonymous
>>155086
>Why does it only happen to humans?

Thats what makes you stupid. It doesn't only happen to humans, you dumb shit. GOOGLE IT.
>> Anonymous
>>155110
Lies.
Go look up 'spotted hyena'.
>> Anonymous
DANG THIS ASSHOLE SMELL GOOOOOOOOOOOD
>> Anonymous
>>155110
You really need to stop repeating everything you've heard, unless you want to get pointed and laughed at.

Not that we don't enjoy doing that.
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>> Anonymous
Cute.
>> INVALID
female dogs do in fact menstruate blood, much akin to female humans.

You've got your facts wrong buddy.
>> Anonymous
all female mammals have vaginas holy shit you guys
>> Anonymous
>>155125
it's easier than researching it myself
>> Anonymous
jesus christ i have to hear about this shit at home enough, i come here to get awayfrom it!!!!!!SAGE
>> Anonymous
;_;
>> Anonymous
The amount of stupidity in this thread is mindboggling. How can some of you people actually believe this? I know third graders with a firmer grasp of biology than some of you. Only human females have vaginas, and only human males have penises. All, and I do mean ALL other animals (mammals, birds, reptiles, canines, and insects), lay EGGS, which they fertilize with their poop. Go read a fucking science book if you think otherwise.
>> Anonymous
>>155180

Learn how to sage fucking newfag.
>> Anonymous
>>155190
Especially dolphins and their silverfish larvae.
>> Anonymous
do a kitty roll
>> int
All mammels go through estrus cycles. All mammels bleed, unless pregnant. Most animals get pregnant as soon as they are able to bleed... thus mystery solved. Only human females denigh their biology to breed, and thus bleed.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155190
This anon speaks the truth. I am a vaginologist, aka a vagina expert, and I should know. Other animals have "proto-vaginae" (it's NOT "viginas", retards) with vagina denata or ovipositors for reproduction. The vagina denata filters the semen from the feces to fertilize the eggs. Hell, spiders just have a slot that the male spider shoves his pedipalp into!
>> Anonymous
>>155223
I thought you were more of a pedipalp expert, so to speak.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155225
What are you talking about? I have a degree in vaginology. Pedipalps are for fags.
>> Anonymous
>>155223
Yay! OP is vindicated!
>> Anonymous
Fact: If it is an animal, and it is male, it has a penis. If it is female, it has a vulva.

Idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>155113
>>Hey I'm only repeating what I've heard and observed

i've heard that it's safe to use needles that other people have used, and saw people using them, but that doesn't mean it is safe.

learn for yourself.
>> Anonymous
>>155252
If by learning for myself you mean trial and error I think that would be a recipe for fail in that analogy.
>> Anonymous
>>155253

just as planned
>> Anonymous
I asked a girl if she was ovulating once and it didnt go to well
>> Anonymous
>>155297
did she sit on your face and lay her eggs in your chest?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
OP, you have the entire Internet at your fingertips. You can Google anything. There is absolutely no excuse for you to be this stupid.

>Animals don't have vaginas, only humans do. So yes, it's out of the ass.

God damn it. Do your children a favor and DIE A VIRGIN.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>155322
The eggs are laid using a modified ovipositor called a "clitoris".
>> Anonymous
>>155351
you give me the worst mental images ever
>> Anonymous !MM/tA357xo
>>Animals don't have vaginas, only humans do. So yes, it's out of the ass.

How old are you? 10? 11?
>> Anonymous
I keep telling myself this has to be a joke. People CAN NOT really be this stupid, can they??

Female animals don't bleed? They don't have vaginas?

Seriously, if you really believe this, please do the human race a favor and kill yourself. Please.
>> Anonymous
i love this thread
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155356
What are you, some kind of troll?
>> Anonymous
>>155361
I'd say he's someone who went to school and/or has common fucking sense.
>> Anonymous
so cute
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155366
They just teach the watered down version in schools. They don't tell you about the gory details. For example, I bet you didn't know that the Union crucified the survivors at the battle of Gettysburg, did you? Or that they used the skulls from the field to build a wall around the outside? No, because heaven forbid some precious little child learn something that might traumatize them.
>> Anonymous
Now I don't know what to believe. I guess I'll actually have to do research to figure it out. I don't trust wikipedia either so stop linking me to that crap.
I mean it's not like I automatically believe what people tell me, it's just I have more reason to believe one way over another. After all, when an animal gives birth I thought the baby came out of the anus, and the only reason human females have birthing canals is because human babies are proportionately too big for that to be safe. Logic is on my side, I just don't know the facts. I never studied animal reproduction this specifically. Schools are too afraid to even mention the concept that animals have genitals.
>> Anonymous
>>155378
Not my biology classes. Humans are animals, specifically mammals. One of the primary means of animal classification is based on how they give birth. That's why whales and dolphins aren't considered fish. All mammals' reproductive organs meet a certain set of criteria, including ovulation, internal gestation and vaginal birth. The method may vary slightly from animal to animal, but it's essentially why human beings are classified as mammals and not some other funky species.

>>155370
What does this have to do with basic biology?
>> Anonymous
Dogs have vaginas, I know this by watching bestiality videos.
Same goes for all mammals.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155384
>ovulation
To produce ova; discharge eggs from the ovary.
EGG LAYING
>> Anonymous
>>155388
ALL ANIMALS PRODUCE EGGS. It's the method of delivery that differs. That's how babies are made. Sperm ferilizes the egg. HUMAN WOMEN HAVE EGGS! That's what menstruation is FOR, to get rid of an expired, unfertilized egg.

Jesus Christ, learn biology, anatomy, and sex ed. THESE ARE BASIC, BASIC FACTS.
>> Anonymous
Bitter Anon is a troll, you guys. No joke. He's just ultimate at it.
He's bullshitting all of you. Wouldn't the fact that he had a cat that had babies be proof enough he'd be SOMEWHAT educated?
Lulz you people are so easily trolled.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155394
Menstruation is to remove the unused lining of the uterus. Unfertilized eggs pass during the middle of their reproductive cycle. I thought you knew this, since you're so knowledgeable about biology.

>ALL ANIMALS PRODUCE EGGS.
Quite a few animals reproduce without eggs (budding, fragmentation, other forms of asexual reproduction). Jellyfish, worms, plants, etc.

Who is right here? The vaginologist, or the guy who thinks everything lays eggs? GB2 skool
>> Anonymous
>>155396
he is the end boss to the internet
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155396
>>155399
Every time I try to educate people, you retards get in here and call me a troll. This is why Amerikka is going to be a nuclear wasteland in a few years, no one lets the truth out. Why do you hate America?
>> Anonymous
>>155396
A retard's cat can have babies. The human owner's intelligence has nothing to do with an animal's sex drive, nor did he say that he performed a close-up inspection of the cat during the birthing process.

Mostly, I'm just killing time until I have to go to work by arguing against idiot logic. I don't pay attention to handles; I mostly post on /b/, so I just assume everyone's anonymous on other boards.
>> Anonymous
>>155399
yea but the old a+b+b+a move means something entirely different to this boss... it means 80's music!
>> Anonymous
>>155401
well there's your first mistake, you're lo/b/otomozied
>> Anonymous
I just don't get why we're all against Bitter right now. He's definitely more educated than you all, so why even bother arguing? I think there's only one troll in here, and it's>>155401.
>> Anonymous
>>155398
You fucking failfag. Jellyfish, worms, insects, and plants are not mammals. Jesus, plants aren't even in the same kingdom. Plant kingdom, animal kingdom. I learned this in, what, forth grade? Third grade? Jellyfish, worms, and insects all reproduce using sperm and eggs. Asexual reproduction is limited to some forms of microorganisms, also not mammals. Not all living things reproduce the same way, but all mammals do. That's why they're classified as mammals.

You are either the world's dumbest troll or world's worst failure. Either way, never have children. You are what's wrong with the world.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155410
He didn't say all "mammals" he said all "animals". Jellyfish, worms, etc are all animals. I know that mammals reproduce with eggs, that's what I've been trying to tell you retards all along. Seriously, do even read the garbage you post?

>>155401
I did actually, I was there when the kittens hatched, and I still have their eggteeth. There was a long thread on /an/ with pictures, enabling anon to be right there too. Really, the snailkittens are /an/'s kittens as much as they are mine.

>>155404
I am the dance commander.
>> Anonymous
>>155405
I'm almost compelled to go back to /b/ where everyone's smarter than this.

>>155406
The guy thinks a plant is an animal. How is he more educated than anything? My cat knows better than that.

BTW, I know I'm being trolled. I know no one can be this dumb. I just don't give a shit. Just the thought that this might be real is amusing me like nothing else.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155413
>I know no one can be this dumb.
You'd be surprised.
>> Anonymous
>>155412
Yeah now I'm certain you're just fucking with me. That certainty is quite a relief.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155416
That was pretty good though, seemed like your blood pressure was getting up there. You should have seen the time when I convinced the guy that the brown recluse he caught was just a grass spider.
>> Anonymous
>>155412
>Jellyfish, worms, and insects all reproduce using sperm and eggs.

Do you read the garbage you respond to?
>> Anonymous
>>155418
Naw, dude, the whole time I was laughing and sending it to my g/f who was laughing with it. I just had to keep the thread going to see how stupid it could get.

Thanks, you made my night.
>> Anonymous
>>155420
BTW, I'm saving this thread and declaring it at least subepic, if not epic.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155421
Share the 'cap then, I rather like this one.
>> Anonymous
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/r moar alphatroll
>> Anonymous
>>155422
I just saved it as a html document on my computer right now. I don't have time to compile a screen cap because I need to leave for work pretty soon. I'll work on it later and share, if no one else does. The important thing is that it's saved. It was full of lulz.
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>>155423
That one sucked. The only one I've seen capped that I really liked was this one (pic, not this thread), and that's mostly because the thread got to like, 50 replies without the mods deleting the pic, despite removing macros in other posts.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155424
Well then, go fuck yourself.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> SAGE Bitter SAGE !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Quit this shit. Sage grows in every field.
>> Anonymous
grows?
>> SAGE Bitter SAGE !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155433
Yes. That's what plants do, you know. They grow.
/thread
>> Anonymous
soylent lavender is animals! SOYLENT LAVENDER IS ANIMALS!!
>> Anonymous
wow this thread has the most concentrated amount of stupidity I've seen in a long time..probably since the last time I clicked on /tg/ by mistake
>> Anonymous
>>155476
same though I thought it was /ck/
>> Anonymous
>>155396
>He's just ultimate at it.

LOL RIGHT.
Bitter anon is the worst troll to have ever crawled out from a vagina.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155540
That's where trolls come from.
>> Anonymous
>>155410
I hope you're a troll and not really that retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>155476
what did you see on /tg/, the door Warforged?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>155625
Did.. did you read the thread?
>> Anonymous
>>155627
No, I never read threads.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>155628
Well you should, it's hard to get the words on them, and you should at least show respect to the people who went through the trouble to do it. I guess if you were trying to read yarn or something it may be easier, but really, it takes talent to write all this on some embroidery silk.
>> Anonymous
>>155090

"Animals don't have vaginas, only humans do"

Congratulations. You are the most retarded person in the whole thread.
>> Anonymous
>>155090

go eat a dolphin egg
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>>155422
Here, for future reference. (Hopefully all of this will upload.)
>> Anonymous
Best line: Pedipalps are for fags.
>> Anonymous
>>155080


I sense a new kind of cat meme from the OP Pic...either "rofl cat" or "morph ball cat"