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Anonymous
Hey /an/

my roommate's cat wouldn't stop moaning because she's in heat. The cat woke me up at 5 because of her noise. Is there any way to shut the bitch up?

Let her out to mate is not a choice. We live in China, she'll be make into meatballs before she got to mate

I was thinking of shoving a pen into its' ass, but is there anything else I can do?
>> Anonymous
Fuck the cat.
>> Anonymous
>>269872
Why'd you shove a pen into its ass? You're doing it wrong. ?_?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>269878

or maybe its' vagoo. Whatever. If I make her come will she stop moaning for the rest of her heat period?

>>269875

No, thanks I'm not into beastiality.
>> Anonymous
>>269882
I know some people who do that. Not sure about their success in shutting up the cat though.

Well whatever you do to its vagoo, don't hurt it.
>> Anonymous
>>269872
1. get Q tip
2. wet Q tip
3.stick gently into vagoo
4.????????????
5. profit
>> Anonymous
they don't make cat dildos for this problem?
>> Anonymous
Even mating won't end the cat's heat. It'll just calm her down.

Your options are...

1. Let her get pregnant. She'll go out of heat once she's pregnant.

2. Buy some catnip, vick's vapor rub, or some other strong smelling item the cat responds to, and let it go crazy with it for a few hours.

3. Try the Q-Tip thing. It'll only work for a couple hours at best.

4. Distract her, and tire her out with physical activity so she'll be too exhausted to meow.
>> Anonymous
CHING CHONG CHONG
NIP NONG NONG
>> The Former CC !KV3AHi5DOQ
>>269872
>>269881

You know, I've never stepped foot into /an/.

But I am stealing that mother fucking Motivational for other purposes.

You win an internets, /an/.
>> Anonymous­­­­
>>269902

thanks, fag
>> Anonymous
>>269901

Hey, just because I live in China doesn't mean I'm a Chinese

anyway, thanks guys. I'll try the q-tip and catnip things
>> Anonymous
Have her spayed and that won't happen again.
>> Anonymous
>>269872
Get her spayed god damnit. People complain about their cats in heat, or spraying anything and say "helpz", FUCKING FIX YOUR CAT! There's millions of them, starving on the street because of dipshits who don't spay them.
>> Anonymous
MOVE OUT OF CHINA

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU CHINA SUCKS
>> Anonymous
>>269928
>>269914

lol what dont you people understand about CHINA? not OP but no one really gives a shit about their pets there medical wise.
>> Anonymous
>>269928
>>269914

Lies. If the cat has already learned to yowl then she won't stop on her own, even after being spayed.
>> Anonymous
>>269928

it's not my cat. Not my choice to spay her.
>> Anonymous
>>269986
Confucius say: Man who doesn't want to hear cat meowing, must find roommate without cat.
>> Anonymous
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=737861
>> Anonymous
>>269997

what? I took philosophy class but never heard of this before
>> Anonymous
>>269997
Confucius say: Man who doesn't want to hear cat meowing, must make Chinese food.
>> Anonymous
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>>269997
>>270289
Confucius say : Stop making me roll over in my tomb with your own shitty sayings passed off as mine. Also, shut up.