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I HAS RAT! Anonymous
After returning home from work yesterday i proceeded to walk into my kitchen to prepare a meal for myself Walking past my cat i vaugley noticed him staring into the corner of the room but not paying much attention i continued past him and put it down to him hunting bugs or his stupidity ten minutes or so later i proceeded to walk past him for a second time and again noticed him staring into the corner of the room, This took me as rather odd behavior and after further inspection to my surprise i did infact notice he was staring at a small brown mouse who was hiding head first between a wall and table.

Quickly i ran, i ran like ive never ran before to my garage were i retrieved a pair of gardening gloves returning to my kitchen i then attempted to put on the gardening gloves but to my horror the left glove wouldn't fit! in my haste i had picked up two right handed gloves! So quickly i ran back to my garage were i corrected this small problem and returned to my kitchen better prepared. Trying to remove this small tough creature was alot harder then i first suspected but after five minutes i finally managed to extract him out of his hidyhole firmly i grabbed ahold of him but to my shock he sunk his viscous fangs into my gloved hand and squealed! we battled for another few minutes until i was able to capture the pesky critter and secure him into a small transparent Tupperware box. I then place my new pet upon the kitchen counter and inspected him, he didn't appear to be in any pain, his nose was bloodied and was ever so shaken but that was to be expected after our battle, I decided to name him Winthorpe as he was a noble opponent and everyone knows winthorpe is a noble name Later i came to the conclusion that he was in fact a small rat! a baby rat? a dwarf rat? no no that silly! a baby rat he must be!
>> Anonymous
rats are full of disease coz they eat poop and stuff
>> Anonymous
So that is my story, But what do i do with winthorpe now? can a wild rat be kept as a pet? should i give winthorpe a bath? because everyone knows rats live in unpleasent suroundings
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Can someone translate this for me? Or give me maybe a tl;dr except hurt my eyes; didn't read?
>> Anonymous
that picture is a mouse
>> Anonymous
well, you could buy a proper, nice-size rat cage, put food in there and bedding, ect, some cloth and socks, and other necessities. When its time to feed him you could just drop some food through the bars. Cleaning the cage would be hard, though.
You CAN keep a wild rat for a pet, but he wouldn't be a pet you could pet, hold, sit on your shoulder, ect. He's be like keeping a beetle for a pet; existing and looking neat. Except, you know, you could hold a beetle.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Okay, now that my eyes have ceased to bleed from reading that horrible OP, here is some advice:

LET THE FUCKING MOUSE GO.

Also, die in a fire. Thanks in advance.
>> Anonymous
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>>150571
A wild rattata appears!

Anonymous used TUPPERWARE
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All right! Rattata was caught!

Do you want to give a nickname to Rattata?
Yes
Winthrope
>> Anonymous
>>150601

oh fucking win.
>> Anonymous
OP, do.. do you know what a period is? It's your friend. It enables us to pause before reading more information.
>> Anonymous
lol wut?
>> Anonymous
I'm so gonna use this copypasta to piss back in the ocean of piss next door to us.
>> Anonymous
rat starts with an r
>> Anonymous
>>150726
/a/ ?
>> Anonymous
>>150728

Oh I see what you did thar.
>> Anonymous
op writes how he speaks; stop being pussies this is /an/ not /lang/

op you are awesome and you sound like a nice guy

be carefull not to get bitten man, and feed him some wicked seed mix, maybe cat food to but watch out for SCIENCE as some foods have lots of preservatives and unnatural shit in them which could be harmfull to a tincy rat with lower than 1 CON
>> Anonymous
give it to your cat as a reward, jerk. you stole his prey, he saw it first.
>> Anonymous
>>150594

I must agree with Bitter for two reasons.

1.It's Bitter.

2. That mouse is wild. You should release so it can go back to it's little mouse, or rat, daresay rodent life. It's just a wee lil thing - have mercy on his little rodent soul!
>> Anonymous
This
>> Anonymous
Your cat is going to make you pay for depriving him of his prize.

Also, take the thing outside and let it go.
>> Anonymous
I want to make an analogy comparing rats and their diseases to you and your grammar, but I'm too lazy to do all that thinking.

So instead I'll just say that rat is some good eatin'.
>> I BE THE OP Anonymous
I RETURN! HOORAR! Sorry for my procrastination but i have been rather busy! Winthorpe was released from my captivity soon after my original post detailing my ratty exploits, So rest assured Winthorpe is free altho my Felis catus has been most unhappy and neglected to fetch me anymore pleasant vermin

I ponder, What is to become of Winthorpe...


i bid you good day Anonymous
>> Anonymous
>>151905
lol, thread of day.