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Anonymous
I'm about to move in with a friend, and he wants to get a dog. We are both moving to an apartment, in the middle of the city, near our college. We both prefer something big that way we don't seem gay and it could guard our shit from niggers trying to break in (We've moving to Detroit).

How retarded would it be for lazy jackasses like us to get a dog? We need something that doesn't need a lot of space, and could be fine with just the daily walk instead of a yard to play in. I doubt any bigger dogs are good for this kind of environment though...but just thought I'd get some opinions.
>> Anonymous
get no dog,buy a gun

also your not awesome :(
>> Anonymous
>>344340

I actually agree with you, you semi-illiterate who's obviously afraid of upper-case letters and periods.
>> Anonymous
.GeT NO. d.Og BUY .a .gUN..

.aLSo . youR not AWesoME :.( .

BeTTer?
>> Anonymous
Don't get a big dog. It's really not fair to keep a big dog in an apartment where they don't really have any room to run around or play. A smaller dog would be best.
>> Anonymous
>>344350

YOU'RE not awesome.

Go back to grade 5, chuckles McFuckstein.
>> Anonymous
You are either moving to be near Wayne State or U of D Mercy, in which case you either should not need a guard dog, or the guard dog will not help.
>> Anonymous
A lot of the "Gentle Giant" breeds don't need a ton of exercise, or even a lot of room. Saint Bernards, which are my favourite dogs ever, are actually great for apartments. People who tell you otherwise don't really know anything about the breed. They're pretty lazy dogs. And very sweet. Just do me a favour, and if you get one, don't name it Beethoven.

Do some research on some of the bigger breeds.
>> Anonymous
You sound like a pussy. So does your gay lover.
>> Anonymous
Get a cat.
>> Anonymous
>>344382

They said they DON'T want to seem gay, catfag.
>> Anonymous
>>344392
Only guys insecure in their heterosexuality think cats are for fags.
>> Anonymous
Jesus. Do not get a dog. You want a dog for all the wrong reasons. You are unfit as a dog owner.

You are also a closet homosexual.
>> Anonymous
>>344467

I'm a fag, and I'm telling you that only the worst kind of fag owns a cat.