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Anonymous
hey /an/
i have a cat named uncle brian and he's the coolest fucking cat ever.
anyway, i live in a small townhouse and i feel bad for keeping uncle brian cooped up in there all the time. so when i decide to let him out he ALWAYS kills something. he will bring live chipmunks, voles, birds, whatever back to me and will sometimes even bring them inside. I've tried putting bells on his collar and nothing works. i feel awful for keeping him inside all the time but i also feel bad for all the animals he kills. i know thats what cats do but he does it to the extreme. i've had other outdoor cats that don't kill nearly as much as he does. when i don't let him out he yowls and screams all day.
so yeah, i don't really know what to do. i just want him to be happy. help?

pic related, it's uncle brian.
>> Anonymous
longbrian is looooong
>> Eurofagottress
>>269385
This cat looks huge.

Just let him out. Maybe he gets tired of hunting if you let him out enough?
>> Anonymous
Or line his entire collar with bells, so all he does outside is make tons of noise. Just take it off when he comes back in :P
>> Anonymous
Buy more cats, let Uncle Brian teach them to be killing machines, let loose outside to create a breed of super-cat that spreads throughout the world, be proud of the new rodent-free world you have created.
>> Anonymous
>>269412
>:P
>> Anonymous
>>269415
Until the surviving rodents band together in underground bases and plan a terrible uprising in secret.
>> Anonymous
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>>269415
op here. i do have another cat, he's a smoke cat named mr. & (mister ampersand). we call him keepee peepees for short. we don't let him out because he never comes back.

pic related, it's mr. &
>> Anonymous
cats kill shit, it's what they do, live with it.
>> Anonymous
Unappreciative bastard. Lucky your cat can't understand you or what you think of it's gifts, or else it'd be highly offended.
>> Anonymous
cook the dead animals and feed it back to him
>> Paranor
Fucking hell that cat is long! Post him in the /b/
O.O
>> Anonymous
no wonder he kills things, look at what you're doing to poor brian!
>> Anonymous
That is a fucking awesome name for a cat!
>> Anonymous
>>269510
this fool is right, cats see humans as other cats. when they dont see you hunting they think you might starve. i would imagine that uncle brian loves you and doesnt want you to die, so hes doing the hunting for you. im sure you can imagine its fun for him to hunt and kill things. (not to mention all those primal instincts and shit.)

besides, whats one less squirrel? its good that you care about all the animals, but think of the kind of damage uncle brian would do were he a wild kittay.

tl;dr: let it happen.
>> Anonymous
>>269510
>>270192
Agreed. That's a cats way of saying he loves you, he is prolly thinking he is doing you a great service by bringing you freshly killed or barely alives animals for you to feast on.
>> Anonymous
We had a cat named Uncle Benny... he was abused when he was young and then used to pee everywhere.
>> Anonymous
> cats see humans as other cats

My cats see me as that terrible monster that lumbers about when they've found the best spot to lay in the sun.
>> Anonymous
I need OP's fucking cat. There are so much shit animals around my house and it's not even funny. Fucking squirrels...And shit shitting birds.