Brainz!!
Darkness falls across the landThe midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of bloodTo terrorize yawls neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be foundWithout the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hellAnd rot inside a corpses shell
The foulest stench is in the airThe funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tombAre closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay aliveYour body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resistThe evil of the thriller
epic coon?
>>110514In b4 deletion.
thread needs a screencap
Furry little shits. Cleaning raccoon crap out of a shed sucks just as bad as it sounds.
>>110526Granted.
>>110532My dumb neighbor lets his fruit trees rot so packs of raccoons come to the alley between our houses and make a fucking mess of the place.Last time they left dirty paw marks all over the side of our house just to spite us.
>>110612
>>110626YOU SUNNUVA BITCH!!
>>110629I am shocked and appalled, my good sir!
>>110636Nevermind that vile ruffian, brother. We have much plotting to do.
i see u like recoons, hey ME TOO!
and i mean it
>>110487Boobies!
>>110671>>110672wtf LOL
>>110671>>110672...
damn wouldnt it bite u? ur fucked if that mother fucker bite ur dickhead off man
>>110687This anonymous heard that the person in those pics either really sedated that raccoon or had even pulled its teeth.
>>110687this anonymous is clearly underage and b&
>>110671Does anybody else see the anguish in that poor raccoons eyes.
>>110712That's because that poor raccoon is dead and has been stuffed by a taxidermist.
>>110671>>110672
I worked at a zoo for a while. The racoons would reach out like that to get dog treats.Or HUMAN BRAINS.
>>110769Or boobies. ...I kinda feel a kinship to those little buggers. :I