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Anonymous
dog barking is fucking annoying

my neighbor neglects the hell out of his german shepard. he leaves it outside all day to bark and tear up the yard. the thing has town off all the siding on his house that it can reach and chewed it to shreds. not my problem.

my problem is that i cannot enjoy my back yard without the damn thing barking at me incessantly. i bought a silent dog whistle to try and shut it up but it just howls in pain and barks louder. how do i shut it up? preferably as cheap as possible. he is inconsiderate and doesnt care that it barks and i have talked to him on numerous occasions.


tl;dr : how to stop a barking dog from ruining me enjoying my back yard. without killing it, as im not a heartless prick.
>> Anonymous
edit: town=torn
>> Anonymous
file a noise violation complaint against the neighbor.
>> Anonymous
he is somewhat of a new neighbor and i want to be nice i guess. moved in 2 or 3 years ago and its been like this since. /b/ told me to make a dog treat out of rat poison but i'd rather not.
>> Anonymous
Throw him something to chew on. If your neighbor complains, tell him his problem will end when your problem ends.
>> Anonymous
a) man up and talk to your neighbor
b) call the police
c) call the ASPCA

notice how rat poison is not even on the list of options...
>> Anonymous
thanksgiving dinner i had my parents and brothers over for dinner and the damn thing just barked and barked the whole time. i have debated just getting my .303 and ending it.
>> Anonymous
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I think its time to put down old yeller
>> Anonymous
I'd go with getting various authority figures involved. Definitely don't hurt the dog. If you've tried talking to your neighbor about it, and he doesn't do anything, fuck him, he's a jerk- get him in trouble!
>> Anonymous
throw 1 hershey kiss over into his yard
>> Anonymous
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>>234287
Beat me to it.
>> tigerfeather !CrwtTbFNxQ
You can buy noise-activated ultrasonic bark controllers. You said that the whistle made the dog bark more? How long did you hold the tone?
>> Anonymous
It's really easy, if the dog is that anxious. Wait for guy to leave. Open the gate.

Leave it open.
>> Anonymous
>>234340
Then what?
>> Anonymous
>>234352

Profit.

(Pro-tip: it will go out the gate)
>> Anonymous
lol op here, over 9000 hours later...


chocolate would harm the dog and its not the animals fault its the fucking douchebag owner's fault. plus theres a beagle that lives there too i dont want to hurt him hes cool and doesnt bark much, just howls when the fire siren goes off.

im going to leave a note on his door as a final warning that i will involve authorities if he doesnt shape it up in 2 weeks.

plus his name is brock. what kind of fucking pussy name is that?
>> Anonymous
>>234389
Names are given at birth. Your point is invalid
>> Anonymous
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Bite your tongue, boy.
>> Anonymous
some dogs are just faggots and bark all day and don't listen to anything you say

they need to be taught a lesson once and for all, its bad enough that humans walk around picking up their shit and feeding them expensive treats all day
>> Anonymous
Is the dog barking for no apparent reason or just at you when you go outside? If you introduce yourself to the dog and he learns you're not someone he needs to bark at he'll stop. If its the latter reason anyways.

I did this with a dog who lives next door to my moms place. his owners keep him in a 20x3 foot area by their house and pretty much ignore him. So it was no wonder he was barking so much poor guy. (he'd bark mostly when someone approached the fence next to his pen.) After a bit I got to meet the dog outside while his owner was doing some work in the back, and after realizing the dog was friendly my step-dad convinced our neighbor to let him put in a dog door through our fence. So he now comes over and plays with our dog now. Since then the barking has cut down so it's almost nonexistent. He won't even bark if anyone approaches the fence now.
>> menchi !IgWlr3a0sk
let it out of it's yard. it'll run away.
problem solved.
alternate solution: call police.
>> Anonymous
Non-confrontational anon is non-confrontational.
>> Anonymous
steak marinated in rat poison.
does the trick everytime.
>> Anonymous
There're sprays used to train animals to keep away from certain spots. Coat the fence with one of those, see what happens.
>> Anonymous
>>235670
o.o...i dont think sound is confined by a fence...
>> Anonymous
>>235814

Then you're not trying hard enough.
>> Anonymous
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Get a cow femur (you don't need to buy one in a pet shop, just get one in the butcher and dry it in the oven.

Them fix it with a strong rope in a way that the dog can reach it bu can't grab it and take it away.

It will play until exhaustion.
>> Anonymous
Get a balloon, fill it with ammonia, throw at dog