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Snailkitten is in Labour! Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
I am freaking out. Her contractions are about 5 min apart, no kittens yet. My family just got back from vacation,so they are stomping outside. around and pissing us both off. I know her den isn't ideal, but it's what she picked out; It's a old, crappy file cabinet thing. It did have a towel that she dragged into the bottom, but I snuck it away from her.

From feeling her stomach, I'm expecting three kittens at least. One will be named Tyrannocore. One will be likely be named Sskari. Other names? This is not a joke, I will seriously name a kitten one of these suggestions.
>> Anonymous
Trashcat is always a nice option :)
>> Anonymous
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Teh Rei
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
xChan
>> Anonymous
Fenriz. It's a boy's name.
>> Anonymous
Megatron
>> Anonymous
Horatio J. Christ
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Teh rei and trashcat sound good.Though, Horatio Christ is freaking sweet..
>> Anonymous
>>112507

Snailkitten does not seem pleased.
>> Anonymous
>>112502Fenriz

Perhaps this interview will sway you... one way or the other. I'm not entirely sure.

http://www.takemetoyourfenriz.com/
>> Anonymous
post lots of pics!
>> Anonymous
Well if one looks like her you need to name it SnailKitten Mk II. If one is a boy you need to name it after the father, was it Yajirobi? its going to take a long time to give birth. My friends cat gave birth and I got to name them two of them are pure white so I named one Yayo (coke for people who dont know), Snow White, and rorschach for the one who has like an ink blot on his face.
>> Anonymous
name one Raptor Jesus
>> Anonymous
give snail kitten her blankie back!
>> Anonymous
>>112496
for realz. Why are you takin away her blankie? Asshole
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Still no babies. In fact, not only are there no babies, but she has fallen asleep purring. I'm bored and kinda getting pissed. I want my kittens >=(

>>112519
Not much room to maneuver with it in there. I don't want a kitten to get buried under a fold in the towel.The towel IS right outside her little nest-area though.

>>112513
Excellent. If one takes after the father, I will name it Hambrando MkII
>>112515
Family has throughly disapproved of that name. It may end up being a middle name series though. Snailkitten's "real" name is Rainya, but her habits when little earned her the snailkitten name, and it's just kinda stuck.

This is one of the potential fathers.. at least, he's the one that came home with her. Whore.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>112509
>>112502

If a kitten is born with a "mask" resembling big sunglasses.. I wll name it Fenriz, I promise.
>> Anonymous
Post pics of birthing! And new kittens! I wish to celebrate the creation of superior cat life with you.
>> Anonymous
>>112524

Awesome. You have /mu/'s support.
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>>112525
I will! If the bitch will ever give me my goddamn kittens.
>> Anonymous
um , isnt prolonged labor a bad sign...you should probably get a vet
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>>112529
According to my mother, resting like this is normal. She had a couple contractions (or at least, LOTS of baby settling lower in her abdomen). Supposedly, labour can take hours, but if there is ever more than half an hour between kittens, then there is an issue.

As I was typing, she's started purring and shifting around. Kittens?!

Also: baby snailkitten!
>> Anonymous
snarfcore
>> Anonymous
Snarfcore = Not.
There is already TyrannoCORE.
I'm down for Horatio J. Christ, ftw.
>> Anonymous
>>112569

I second Horatio J. Christ.

OP, are there any kittens yet?
>> Anonymous
Purring while in labor? lol wut
>> Anonymous
>>112590
sometimes cats purr when in pain
>> Anonymous
Good luck. Let's hope she doesn't die giving birth to the mobster cat's offspring.

No, seriously, that'd be like trading your queen for a bishop in chess. Brandocat's offspring are going to be hideous in comparison to other pics you've posted of her.
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> Brandocat's offspring

pic related
>> Anonymous
How about you name it "I was too irresponsible to get my cat spayed and instead made more kittens that will eventually be euthenized... Jr."
>> Anonymous
>>112613

If you'd been following snailkitten from the beginning, you'd know that OP had an appointment to get her spayed when she turned up pregnant.
>> Anonymous
>>112613

Lurk more.

Snailkitten escaped days before she was going in for spaying. Came back knocked up.
>> Anonymous
>>112617
owner still sucks if he let his cat get out to romp around.
>> Anonymous
>>112619
what part of "escaped" don't you understand dickwad?
>> Anonymous
enough of this faggotry... where are the kittens?
>> Anonymous
call the last one caturday.. its fucking saturday for christs sake!!
>> Anonymous
Kittens yet?? Good luck Snailkitten! <3

Name one escargot!
>> Anonymous
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Name it Top Cat
>> Anonymous
>>112627
seconded
>> sage sage
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Sage in every field for irresponsible OP not having their cat spayed
>> Anonymous
>>112645
go back to bed, bob
>> age age
>>112645

Age for sage-faggotry.
>> Anonymous
>>112645
Lurk moar.

Where are the kittens?!
>> Anonymous
Wow. I didn't think anyone'd like Horatio J. Christ.
I'm somehow thrilled.
GOOD LUCK SNAILKITTEN!!
>> Anonymous
>>112619
Does he fuck. My three cats are free to come and go as they please. Cruelty is keeping the poor fuckers locked up.
Anon demands to see newborn kittens.
>> Anonymous
>>112682
your area thanks you for introducing an invasive and very destructive predator you stupid fuck
>> Anonymous
Still no kittens??
>> Anonymous
go Snailkitten go!
>> Anonymous
>>112627
now that's a clever and sensible suggestion :)
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Update: She's a bitch. No kittens. She took a nap, then got up and started playing with random things (stole a pencil, a bottle cap, etc). I took a nap in here in the hopes that she'd settle down and birth some babies.

I think the "labour" was babies settling and getting ready to come out, but that she's been upset or scared and kinda.. crossing her legs. There are still little heartbeats (zomg cutest thing ever) and even slight pressure lets you feel the babies shifting around (zomg creepiest thing ever), so they're still alive and kicking.

I was really worried for awhile, then my mom explained to me what happened when the bobcats at the zoo had kittens: Two days of this kind of thing, followed by just a few minutes of actual contractions and birthing. So, since she's a slight hybrid, it's not out of the question that this is "normal". Still, if she starts bleeding, temp rises, or I can't hear heartbeats in her abdomen, she will be going to the vet. Sorry for false alarm, folks, but kittens will be here within a day or so.

>>112619
>>112613
Normally, I'd take that stance too. But, as others have pointed out, she WAS going to be spayed, and it was a houseguest that let her slip out. My other pets are all up to date on their shots, fixed, and are happy healthy creatures. And OP sucks because he's a faggot, not because he lets his cats outside.

>>112627
If there are any that resemble her, I will DEFINITELY use that name. Great suggestion!
>>112672
My psudeo-Christian family nixed that name. I will however use it as a nicknam>>112683
e for one of them, much like I call snailkitten "stupidhead butt face" (which she responds to, bleh)
>>112683
Technically, snailkitten is not an invasive species. As loth as I am to agree with trolls, cats are pretty destructive... but natural selection and all that rot.

<- Snailkitten being groomed by her "brother". I allowed him a short visit because he was crying and pissing everyone off.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>112709
Also, I should note that I will be getting her spayed once the kittens are weaned, and the kittens will be going to homes with spay/neuter agreement.
>> Anonymous
>>112617

ha ha ha! that happened with my kitty too. then she gave us three kittens, one went to live with a friend who love her, and the other two live around my house fixed and such.

kitty disappeared. probably eaten by foxes.
>> Anonymous
>>112709
so.. the soon to be mom got scared?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>112735
Yes. And said you're moving in with your Uncle Bitter in la. I whistled for a litter pan and when it came near, the label said "Carefresh" and I had mites in my ear. If anything I could say that this pan was rare, but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to LA!" I crawled up to the nestbox about seven or eight and I yelled to my mom, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of LA.

That was the worst fresh prince copypasta ever.
>> Anonymous
>>112738
yeah, it was. you must be a woman huh
>> Anonymous
>>112683
I live in the city, so the more pidgeons, rats and mice they eat the better, as far as I'm concerned.
>> Anonymous
ok, enough waiting, time to squeeze the snailkitten dispenser!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>112911
Agreed, I've been demanding she give me my kittens for days. A vet appointment has been made for 6am monday, so we'll see what he thinks about inducing and number of kittens and whatnot.

>>112820
Not woman, faggot. There is a subtle difference, but the latter makes my attempts at creating bel-air themed works even worse
>> Anonymous
>>112923
subtle difference in that you have a penis slightly larger than a woman's clit amirite?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>112925
Do these "women" happen to be named Fred and Steven? If so, yes.

I'm fairly certain my genital structures have nothing to do with snailkitten's lack of kitten production, however.
>> Anonymous
>>112929
...you named your balls? lulz
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>112930
I'll be honest, that's kinda a good comeback. But you know what?
That kind of humour is for homosexuals. Real men post exactly what they mean. Why don't you go to another gay party with your gay friends. You all both kiss and suck each other off and afterwards cuddle up next to each other and gently caress them because you feel complete lying there next to them, like the whole world just melted away and it's only the two of you, staring deeply into each other's eyes and knowing you've never felt safer, more alive and filled with content and joy than this moment, here, wrapped in the warm embrace of gentle, delicate love.Queer.

(nerd points if you get the reference)
>> Anonymous
>>112935
HOLY CRAP, you thought of a passionate gay orgy in vivid detail going down to the emotions one (i.e., you) would have to feel in order to imagine... hot stuff you sexy trap-lovin thing ;)
>> Anonymous !VpYEwqHNfU
>>112945
>>112935

Fuck your bitchin', both of you! What I wanna know is if the catlady had her babies or not!
>> Anonymous
>>112623
seconded. Shut up.
>> Anonymous
>>112935

I laughed my fucking ass off.

First post I ever read on /an/, and it's this. BRILLIANT.
>> Moonbarker Osbourne
You could pick out two of them to name Figgis and Fiddis :-) (in reference to fgsfds)
>> Anonymous
>>112945

Just stop posting. You're digging yourself deeper into your little shit-hole with every post you make.
>> Anonymous
>>112977
don't worry, it's just the way gay people flirt with eachother; don't bother, it's natures way :D
>> Anonymous
kittens yet?
>> Anonymous
awww!! name the third one blood feast island man
>> Anonymous
I remeber when my cat was cured of her preggers. the kittens were so cute i wanted to die
>> Anonymous
OK, this is getting ridiculous. I'm starting to suspect that there is no cat, or kittens on the way, and the whole thing is just some kind of elaborate deception.
ANON DEMANDS TO SEE NEWBORN KITTENS.
>> Anonymous
Name one Longcat. Or Lolcat. Or 'A cat will be fine too'. :D
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>112988
Yes, internet forums are our mating dances. Soon the troll and I will dangle from a branch, covered in mucus, and lower our pale blue reproductive organs. When we are both satiated, we will fall to the ground and never see each other again. Wait, no, that's leopard slugs. Fuck you.

>>113084
>>113073
>>112948
Again, no, there is no kittens yet. We are going to the vet in the morning to see wtf is with the lack of birthings. And you know what? She fucking hates you.

>>112974
Great idea! I will use this if there are two that look very similar.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Snailkitten haet /an/
>> Anonymous
>>113096
moar like snailkitten hate bitterfag amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>113102

King of Comedy right here, folks.
>> Anonymous
>>113102
HAY GUYS LOL FUNNY RITE?? No, it's not. Return to the loving comedy black hole you crawled out of, dipshit.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>113110
hidden compliment: You were strong enough to crawl out of a black hole
>> Anonymous
>>113085Lolcat

Get out.
>> Name suggestions Anonymous
Prat. Nugget. Shithead. Nignog (if it's very dark). Bogey. Bogart. Pooch. Bugger. Grot. Klaw. Dakka.
>> Anonymous
Ok heres the cream of the crop

Gomez
Burger
Puck (personal fav)
Godzilla
Jughead
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>113147
That's some shitty crop you've got there. Here is the Official name list:

If a kitten is born with any kind of sunglass/goggle markings : Fenriz

If two kittens very closely resemble one another: Figgis and Fiddis

If a kitten is black: Nignog

If a kitten strongly resembles Snailkitten: Escargot

Tyranocore
Megatron
Horatio J (HJ Christ when family isn't around)
>> Anonymous
Bitter Anon, you are my favourite tripfag. <3
>> Anonymous
>>113231
>bitter anon I want to impregnate you <3

fix'd
>> Anonymous
>>113245

No babies from buttsechs, I thought this was common knowledge by now.
>> Anonymous
>>113252
no babies from trolling tripfagging OP either
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>113260
No babies from tripfagging OP's cat either.

>>113252
No, but you sure as hell can have fun trying

Update: Off to vet's, expect an update in an hour or two.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Allright. Last update, then I'll just post when the kittens are here.

There are two different litters in her tummy, apparently. She must've gotten knocked up the first day she was out, then whored around some more a few days later before she came home. So, the one kitten was ready to be born, and the rest weren't. Because of the size difference, the vet couldn't really tell how many kittens were in there, but we're expecting at least one large kitten and three smaller ones. They should be here in the next two days, and we have an appointment for thursday to get a c-section if they aren't out by then.

Apparently it's pretty normal for cats to have kittens with different dads, but not normal for there to be a clear size difference. Good job with the sluttishness, snailkitten.
>> Anonymous
What a whore.
>> Anonymous
best wishes Snailkitten!!!
>> Anonymous
Name one of them Harbl.
>> Anonymous
Wait, how can you go outside to the vet's? Don't you have lupus? Don't give it to the cats.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>113437
Damn you have a good memory. It's lupus, not vamprism, and it's not contagious to cats.

>>113420
I didn't want to mention this in public, but your mom is the father

>>113436
Let me name one of them vagina too. Oh how about uterus! that's a great name for a kid. Fucktard.
>> Anonymous
I thought lupus made you burn up if you went outside.
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>>113470
I see what you did there
>> Anonymous
>>113417
Snailkitten wanted to get around before she got snipped.

>>113444
And Nignog is the example of fine naming, yes?
>> Anonymous
I suggest "niglet" instead of "nignog"
>> Anonymous
>>113417
what kind of examples have you set for her to follow bitter tasting anonymous?!
>> Anonymous
Keep us updated on the kittens!!
Also write sup/an/ on your lupus charred flesh and post pix.
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>>113512
>>113511
Nignog is a racial slur? I did not know that.. and neither did my family. The name has allready been socially approved. I already call my black tomcat nigger occasionally (because he's black and lazy), so I don't think it will be as big of an is- Uh actually. Nignog might not be such a great idea.. imagine if the kitten sneaks out at nigh sometime, and my neighbors have to deal with a pajama-clad faggot screaming "NIGNOG GET BACK HERE MOTHERFUCKER".

>>113525
I don't go on week long benders where I sleep with every available male and then come home emaciated and beat up.

This would have been a better "I see what you did there" picture. (And no, she doesn't climb on the beam now that she's infested)
>> Anonymous
>>113717

bump for KITTENS! /an/ wants pics of entire birthing process, including end results (kittens)
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>113740
Yes, I know, I want them here too.. but I cant just squeeze her and expect healthy kittens to come out. It's not like, push button receive kittens. They'll get here when they get here. The absolute latest will be thursday evening.
>> Anonymous
OP, what kind of cat is Snailkitten? She's so beautiful. I love the scowl here>>113717.
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>>113932
Snailkitten is a 2nd generation bobcat and "american domestic shorthair" hybrid.
As in, her mother was a feral whore cat and one of her grandparents was a bobcat. Honestly, I thought the bobcat was more watered down than that, but according to my vet, the teeth issue only carries one generation.
Really, the only traits she still carries from the bobcat are the extra teeth & teethsheaths, some attitude, coat, and black paws.
>> Anonymous
how is snailkitten? does she seem to be feeling okay?