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How do you deal with a dog that constantly keeps barking at everything, all the fucking time?
I love my dog but I swear it's driving me nuts with her constant barking at fucking EVERYTHING..

Sometimes I just wanna stangle her until she dies. But then I know I'd feel bad about it and haunt me for years.

What can I do to make it shut the fuck up and not bark at the littlelest shit? I just want her to stop fucking barking.
>> Anonymous
I had a dog who would not be quiet. It got so bad we even tried those shock collars (last fucking resort trust me) and even then he did not stop. eventually we became deaf, and blackmailed our neighbors so they wouldn't call the police on our dog...
>> Anonymous
shock collar. small jolt when she gets noisy.
>> Anonymous
She's bored. Give her more toys and attention and take her for walks.

And train her!
>> Anonymous
Bark control collars are used to curb excessive or nuisance barking by delivering a discomfort from the collar the moment the dog begins barking. Available systems include: electric current-based, citronella spray, vibration and ultrasonic. Electric bark collars deliver an electrical current, spray bark collars deliver a burst of spray (citronella, lemon, air, or water), and ultrasonic collars deliver a loud noise only the dog can hear. Bark collars can be activated by microphone or vibration and some of the most advanced collars use both sound and vibration to eliminate the possibility of extraneous noises activating a response.
>> Anonymous
>>260161
oh man.. that sounds bad. You still have him?

>>260163
I see.. you know, that might be it. But you see, we dont take her for walks because if we do, she doesnt stay still and quiet like other dogs. She just barks at everyone and looks like she wants to fucking eat them alive.. I cant just take her to the park like that.
See, this is the first dog we've ever had. Since she was born we only had her inside the house and never really took her for walks, ever. As she got older, she became noisier and uneasy. And when people or other dogs come around the house, she barks for hours.. so I guess it's just that she never got used to seeinger other people/animals besides us.
Is there any way to reverse that? Shes about 4 or 5 years old, cant remember..
>> Anonymous
Citronella spray ones work. My dog used to bark all the fucking time too. Every time she/he barks the collar sprays out a little of citronella into their face. And since their noses are so sensitive and the odor is so strong it bothers them for about 5 minutes and they'll not bark.
You do have to buy little bottles of the shit to fill it up though.
>> Anonymous
>>260167
no, some dick head hit him with a truck and didn't stop even though I chased him for a few blocks.
if I ever see that red truck again I will kick that fuckers ass.
>> Anonymous
>>260167
I never had to take my dog on walks because we live in the country, so she could just go running after rabbits or whatever whenever she wanted. So I never had this problem... But try taking her not to the park where there are other dogs, but somewhere quieter and less exciting. Try walking her around your yard on a leash to get her accustomed before taking her elsewhere. Don't yell at her when she barks, it'll make her more excited.
>> Anonymous
"Another Reason Why I Don't Keep A Gun in the House" by Billy Collins, former poet laureate of the United States

The neighbors' dog will not stop barking.
He is barking the same high, rhythmic bark
that he barks every time they leave the house.
They must switch him on on their way out.

The neighbors' dog will not stop barking.
I close all the windows in the house
and put on a Beethoven symphony full blast
but I can still hear him muffled under the music,
barking, barking, barking,

and now I can see him sitting in the orchestra,
his head raised confidently as if Beethoven
had included a part for barking dog.

When the record finally ends he is still barking,
sitting there in the oboe section barking,
his eyes fixed on the conductor who is
entreating him with his baton

while the other musicians listen in respectful
silence to the famous barking dog solo,
that endless coda that first established
Beethoven as an innovative genius.