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I just found a giant tortoise in my yard. Can anyone help me identify what kind it is?
>> Anonymous
giant tortoise
>> Anonymous
African Spur Thigh Tortoise
>> Anonymous
gamera
>> Anonymous
Wow that's awesome. I bet if you put a little dirt on top of it's shell you could grow some small plants. Could you imagine a tortoise walking around with plants growing out of it's shell. Awesome!
>> Anonymous
what state / region do you live in. Take it back to the lake or stream im assuming you live near. lol throw some water on the dude.
>> Anonymous
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>> Morrigan !Njx3dHvmhA
>>316878
That was the first thing that popped into my mind, too.
>> Anonymous
IT'S A JEW TORTISE!

USE IT FOR FIREWOOD!
>> Anonymous
>>316872
It's a tortoise, it doesn't swim
>> Anonymous
>>316872
/an/ - Tortoise swimming lessons
>> Anonymous
Brown recluse.
>> Anonymous
Tell that dirty tortoise to go back to Africa
>> Anonymous
>>316859
this
also sulcata
>> Anonymous
Don't look it in the eye!
It's a Mexican Staring Tortoise of Sothern Sri Lanka!
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I just found a giant tortoise in my yard. Can anyone help me identify what kind it is?
>> Anonymous
>>317010

step on it for a surprise.

no...do step on it!
>> Anonymous
That's a badly malnourished tortoise. Check out the pyramiding.
>> are niggers animals yo ? anonymous
niggers are animals and lazy mexicians are more lazy than turtles
>> Anonymous
where do you live? put up a poster someone probably pays you big bucks to get it back, but people say it looks malnourished so take it to a sea world type thing, or give it to animal shelter, or stream/pond it
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>>317028
>or stream/pond it
>> Anonymous
Keep it as a pet. Your yard looks large enough. Give it cat food.
>> Anonymous
>>317034

no you. does it look like it can hunt down anything that moves?
>> Anonymous
>>317036

Yes. It looks like a voracious carnivore. It's built for SPEED and PRECISION.

Feed it eagles OP. Tell them who the dominant carnivore is.