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Anonymous
Dear /an/,

Lay my nightmares to rest and tell me what the dickens this abomination is meant to be?
>> Anonymous
Your' new god.
>> Anonymous
Oh' dear.
>> Anonymous
A bug with an infection.
>> Anonymous
And I, for one, welcome our new dickbackcrab overlords.
>> Anonymous
male giant waterbug (Belostomatidae) carrying eggs on its back.
>> Anonymous
With this gift of source I've been able to behold more photos, and i'm still not okay with this thing.
>> Anonymous
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Dawww, they're so tiny!
>> Anonymous
>>304977

I felt a small part of my scalp crawl off my head because of that...
>> Anonymous
>>304977
tiny kakuna!
>> Anonymous
>male giant waterbug (Belostomatidae) carrying eggs on its back.
male
feminist favorite bug
>> Anonymous
>>304964
so that's why OP bug looks so sad
>> Anonymous
>>304977

That picture is not acceptable.
>> Anonymous
>>304956

CRAWLIN IN MY SKINNNNNNNNNNNNN
THESE EGGS THEY WILL NOT COME OFF OH MY GOD THEY'RE HATCHING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MYGODMYGODMYGODGETTHEMOFFFFF.
>> Anonymous
>>304991
Welcome to the phylum of arthropods, where females are bigger, stronger and more important than males in a huge number of species.
>> Anonymous
KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE!
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
>>304991
He's a single father :(

>>305053
aren't there a few species with manly men bugs, though? I thought male stag beetles and stuff were bigger than females because they have to fight each other and prove they're the biggest and strongest, just like real men.
>> Anonymous
>>305341
I didn't say all, but many (especially in comparison with vertebrates).
Just take a look at e.g. spiders, matises, butterflies/moths, stick insects, ants, bees.
>> Anonymous
>>304956
anybody else just feel like biting the top of that insect? just go a get a big chunk out of those eggs with your front teeth
>> Anonymous
>>305418
I want to do something to it, but I'm confused as to what. I'm grinding my teeth looking at it...
Oh wait, I want to squeeze the eggs like a bulb of roasted garlic.
>> Anonymous
>>305418

> anybody else just feel like scraping the top of that insect off with a knife?
>> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI
>>305434
I DO.
>> Tanuki !qfgrOSah4.
As a kid was really into entomology, but that guy always kind of scared me and I had a dream where touching the eggs somehow burnt my hand all up.
>> Anonymous
>>305418
What? No. What is wrong with you?
>> Anonymous
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now what is this?
>> Anonymous
>>305490
Giant Isopod
>> Anonymous
dickbug