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All-Encompassing Mustelidae Thread Anonymous
Let's have some mustelids. Badgers, Otters, Weasels, Ferrets, Skunks, et cetera.
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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Marbled polecats win
They are much better than your
Dumb smelly ferret
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>>146096
That is a pretty awesome looking animal there, Bitter. I didn't even know about it. Also I haven't posted any ferrets yet.
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>>146096
On a side note, I am positive that polecats don't smell like a bed of roses either.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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Serious polecat
Is so fucking serious
Polecat, Fuck Yea!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>146099
Weasels are fine too
Vormela Peregusna
Keep out, lame ferrets
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>>146100
If serious polecat and serious ferret combined forces the internet would be closed forever.
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>>146101
How about stoats?
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>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>146102
Goddamn shit ferret
Burn in the fires of hell
I really don't like you

Polecats may not smell
Like pretty flower beds, but
They are not ferrets
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>>146101
How about a black-footed ferret?
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>>146105
Were you bitten by a ferret as a child, Bitter?
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>>146103
>>146104

Stoats are pretty cool
I don't want to murder them
Striped polecat here
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>>146107
No I just hate them
They fucking swarm all over
Pic is related
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>>146109
Ferret rush! Kekekekeke! ^_____^
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>>146110
Gave me a heart attack
That's fucking sick
if ferrets swarmed on me
I'd beat them with a stick

Here is a fisher
The best of genus Martes
They are fucking awesome
I can't make this rhyme
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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An angry weasel
is fine too. Alas, it is
no marbled polecat.
>> Anonymous
I hear that their mating habits are extremely violent.
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Wolverines are the awesomest terrestrial mustelids!
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>>146147

Wolverines?
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>>146174
Wolverines.
>> Anonymous
So wait. Why is Bitter talking in haikus?
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>>146134
If by violent you mean they can mate pretty much a week after they are born and they could die if they reach maturity and don't mate when in heat then yeah.

>>146199
Why does Bitter do anything?
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>>146092
It just needs a less dirty background and that'd be the cutest weasel ever.
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>>146199
>>146205
It's not just haiku.
I cannot refrain,
I must speak quatrain.
So, srsly, fuck you

Wolverines you say?
They are okay.
The one in X-men
Gives me an erection

These poems are bad
It's fucking sad
My rhyming does suck
I'm totally drunk
>> Anonymous
Now I may not be Bitter,
but I can speak that way too.
However I love ferrets
so Bitter, fuck you!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>146297
Plz die in a fire
Ferrets are demons from hell
Yiff in hell furfag
>> Anonymous
>>146300

The fire that kills me will be the fire internal
From the booze, and the drugs, and excursions nocturnal.
A sinner I may be, but a furfag never.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>146304
That's pretty good
Actually that poem kicks ass
I still haet you though
>> Anonymous
>>146314

Haet is as liek
Strong emotion
Only your indifference would wound me.
>> Pine Marten! Tired Anon
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These guys pretty much rock.
>> Anonymous
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Have a Stone Marten, Bitter.
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Pine Martens!!!
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Flying Fisher!!!
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skunks arent mustelids.
>> Anonymous
Stoats plz
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>> Anonymous
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Here is a ferret that came to the shelter and died a few hours after I took this picture
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>>146925
To image: What the Christ? To text: Oh hey you're right. They used to be mustelids, but now they are considered mephits.

>>147095
It's dangerous to go alone, take these.

>>147096
Did you sit on it?

>>147094
'Kay!
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>>147103
It died of starvation and exposure.
LOVE IS DEAD
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>> Anonymous
Ferrets are fucking retarded
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>>147111
NO U!
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bump
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>>147110
is that a weasel or a ferret?
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>> Anonymous
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WTF you guys forgot about the fucking otters
>> Anonymous
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Fuck otters, have some Least Weasel.
>> Guodzilla
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Nah, we need more wolverines.

(In b4 amidoinitrite)
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>>147388
anonymous always delivers
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>>147326
That's a weasel. Think they call them ermines when their coats get all white though.
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>>147547
Why you do this?
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>>147785

something about his penis being pittifully small and he takes it out on small animals.
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>>147547
oh fuck I lolled
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>>147547
FerretRoll
>> Anonymous
>>147871
its ferret SPIN
>> Anonymous
Ohnoes! Thread is doomed!!!
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>>146092
My head just exploded into candy!
>> Anonymous
lulz