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Anonymous
hi /an/

wtf is this?
>> Anonymous
Whatever it is will haunt my dreams tonight since this was one of the last pages I looked at before bed. Thanks OP
>> Anonymous
as soon as i saw this i had to pull my feet up off the floor and sit on them coz now i'm afraid of these things crawling around my house.
>> ??Frankengun?? !.AU8RutcSA
Looks delicious.
>> Anonymous
If I saw that thing crawling around my floor I'd shit a house.
>> Anonymous
yes, yes, its nasty and scarry

now what IS is so i can learn how to destroy it if one ever attacks me
>> Anonymous
Stomatopod.
>> Anonymous
See:

>>238487
>> Anonymous
>>239648
/ck/ knows delicious ways to destroy it
>> Anonymous
>>239638
mmm, looks yummy!
>> Anonymous
>>239638
Congrats, you just caught a Scyther!
>> Anonymous
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It's known as a Defiler.

The good news is that it's primarily just a support unit, so it's not incredibly dangerous by itself.

The bad news is that it means you have an infestation in the house, and also that they're fairly well evolved to be producing defilers.

The best advice is to call an exterminator pronto. Orkin might be of help but this is likely over their head. Protoss does this quickest but you'll probably end up with a nasty repair bill.

But on the other hand, if you don't call an exterminator you'll probably have ultralisks running around bumping into your china cabinet by the end of the week.
>> Anonymous
>>239706
Better hit them quick before they plague anything.
>> Anonymous
>>239638
ask /x/, they might now. Be sure that when you post it you only have the text "is this paranormal /x/?"
>> Anonymous
ITT: a bunch of fucking pussies
>> Anonymous
>>239649

indeed, otherwise known as a Mantis Shrimp.

pretty common in the adriatic.

this ones probably hawaiian, due to the insane size.
>> Anonymous
>>239638
POKEBALL GO!!
>> Anonymous
>>239638
there are actually two kinds of mantis, smashers and spearers...guess which one that is
>> Anonymous
wow, i JUST realized it's an underwater species.
>> Anonymous
>>239706
I have no idea what you said, but I feel really nerdy for having read it.
>> Anonymous
A huge storm of 'ewws' but no answer? Is this supposed to be an animal board?
It's a mantis shrimp.
>> Anonymous
I knew it was supposed to be an underwater thing. And yes, this could be delicious boiled with garlic butter.
>> Anonymous
>>240279

See:
>>239649
>>239727
>>239769
>> Anonymous
Yeah, I saw a bunch of these at Sea Camp (yeah laugh at me please), if they stab you it hurts like fucking goqdmsv. You can't keep them in aquariums cause they can break through the glass when theyre bigger. Overall, not a fun animal.
>> Anonymous
>>240470
There's only a handful of species capable of breaking an aquarium and for them you can just use thick acrylic. They're actually not that uncommon as aquarium pets.

Also, underage B&.
>> Anonymous
*grabs dick*
>> Anonymous
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>>239706

Somebody called for an exterminator?
>> Anonymous
Mantis Shrimp, spear variety. They use those creepy raptor-like claws on the front to impale soft-bodied prey.
>> Anonymous
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Camel Spider, maybe? They're actually not spiders, but related to crustaceans. I remember seeing youtube vids of army dudes freaking out over these in Iraq. They can dig holes incredibly fast.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XOXvdfcct8g
>> Anonymous
Looks like a baby cloverfield monster...
>> Anonymous
>>240671
Camel Spiders are solifugae, which are arachnids.
>> Anonymous
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shit
>> Anonymous
>>240687

haha coconut crabs

those things are weird (but they're really stupid)
>> Anonymous
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>>240692

Don't say it too loud.
Otherwise, they'll fuckin get you.
>> Anonymous
>>239706
i lol
>> Anonymous
>>240702
That is NOT a trashcrab!!!!
I mean seriously.
Do any of you see shorty-shorts, a halter-top, topheavy bouffant hairdo or cheapo Lee press-on nails anywhere? Do you?? And I SERIOUSLY doubt that it has a name like "Starlene" or "Brianna Cheyenne" or anything like that, and it DOES NOT live in a seedy trailerpark.

This crab is CLASSY and UPSCALE, NOT TRASHY!!!!
>> Pirate-san
I don't suppose anyone would believe me if I said it utilizes plasma blasts to kills it's prey?
>> Hello Anonymous
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Hi /an/, I just recently caught a bullfrog tadpole in my pokeball, and was wondering if anyone has any spiffy tips about how to take care of it and such. It has its back legs and im keeping it in about a 3-4 gallon container atm, planning on moving it into a um.. relatively large aquarium when it evolves into a frog. I know the basics, but if anyones had any experience with these before, or knows what I should name it, any advice is appreciated. I can post pictures if you want, but they wont be too exciting.
>> Anonymous
Shit, im fucking dumb. I meant this to be a new thread not a reply. Sorry. Reposting later..
>> Anonymous
>>240752
As a tadpole make sure it's well oxygenated and has plenty to eat. Algae wafers are great. They're pretty easy to raise into adults, but as juveniles is when you start having problems. Don't use distilled water as it fucks with the electrolyte balance and ruins the kidneys, but don't use anything chlorinated either. Lower or completely turn off the air pump once they move onto land, excess oxygenation of the water will do them more harm than good as their lungs are developing, and as an adult make sure the waters deep enough for them to swim and they've got room to jump or their legs will atrophy. Also feed them A LOT. If you can get them weaned onto dead foods or pellets it will help a lot.
>> Anonymous
looks like cloverfeld
>> Anonymous
Mantis Shrimp/ Aggressive as hell.
http://www.stripersonline.com/surftalk/attachment.php?attachmentid=72947&d=1192825016
>> Anonymous
>>241166
A waste of life. These things, if left alone, are really interesting, they seem to demonstrate a lot of intelligence. Unfortunately, if they were delivered with rock coral, they are extremely difficult to extricate from your fish tank and can injure you, damage the tank, and kill your fish.

I guess you should only get one if you're willing to get a specially reinforced tank.
>> And shepards we shall be
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hkv_30niM_A
>> And shepards we shall be
>>241186
its krabby vs ...scyther? some new pokemon I don't know about?
>> And shepards we shall be
>>241187
A shiny (Whatever the fuck this is) Has appeared
http://youtube.com/watch?v=huU96KA4Vas&feature=related
>> Anonymous
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>>239638
IT'S A GUNDAAAAAAAAM!
>> Anonymous
>>240249

Young fag is young. You kids...
>> King Mob !3I4SJbCh8M
My girlfriend managed to catch one of those with a fishing pole somehow, we were going to try to cook it. Allegedly, they're lobstery!

The ones with claws are scary, they can snap a finger off... the ones with clubs are equally bad mothers, though.

Youtube/wiki them. Brutal little assholes.
>> ANON
SWEET DESUBOYTELL'EM!

Feed me more bizarre animal info. NAO.
>> Anonymous
>>241187

Looks more like Anorith vs. Kingler.
>> Anonymous
im pretty sure its from men in black
>> Anonymous
It's a mantis shrimp.
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WHO'S DOWN FOR SOME CARSTRAFT
>> Anonymous
Thank God I live in Finland
>> Anonymous
>>243122

Agreed.
>> Anonymous
mantis shrimp with long ass arms. ive only seen baby ones.
>> Anonymous
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE?

EVERYONE KNOWS ITS A FUCKING MANTIS SHRIMP.
>> Anonymous
>>243821
SECONDED.

Fields in all Sage.