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Chihuahuas are the fucking worst dogs ever.

They are ugly.
They are scrawny.
They never shut the fuck up.

-Breed usage:


Ceremonial sacrifice-


I wish this was used in America, get rid of these fucking abominations
>> Anonymous
This is truth. I pretty much auto-hate any douchebag I see with one of these fucking rats.
>> Anonymous
i like them a lot

their more fun to abuse
>> Anonymous
Agreed. I hate those dogs. Chihuahuas, and wiener dogs, are horrible little creatures.
>> captain face !qXI4MI.sbc
>>157387

wiener dogs?!

but.. they are so cute :(
>> Anonymous
I'm guessing none of you ever owned a Chihuahua.
They are good watch dogs and very affectionate. It's stupid people like Paris Hilton that give them a bad name.
>> Anonymous
I hate any "never shut up yappy" dog, maybe you could do something to their vocal chords.
>> Anonymous
>>157389
because your a faggot or a pussy
>> captain face !qXI4MI.sbc
>>157394

I'm a faggot pussy when I see a Wiener Dog, that is for sure.
>> Anonymous
I agree
>> Anonymous
So basically you just described every dog under 20 pounds ever.
>> captain face !qXI4MI.sbc
>>157412

because all dogs under 20 pounds are

ugly as balls
skin and bones
yelp yelp yelp yelp yelp yelp
>> Anonymous
>>157413
Well, the skinny part was inaccurate. Most small breeds are SUPPOSED to be skinny, but the majority of individual dogs from those breeds you see are morbidly obese. Which just makes them even worse, because they wheeze and stuff too then.
>> Anonymous
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They look good in wigs.
>> Anonymous
I like weiner dogs, but chihauhau's should die.
>> Anonymous
>>157445
the descendants of the Chihuahua was originally bred as a food source by the Toltecs. So yes, the true purpose of the Chihuahua is to be slaughtered and snacked upon. That probably explains why they all have a perpetual look fear and constant shivering.
>> Anonymous !SRODcvdxI6
TACOTACO
>> Anonymous
>>157448


Now we know why Taco Bell has the chihuaua mascot!
>> Chihuahuas ...
Chihuahuas are awsome. I have one and she is the coolest dog eva.
>> Anonymous
Hard to rape. Move too fast.
>> Anonymous
they are called faildogs right
>> Anonymous
sidewalk pirahnas!
>> Anonymous
>>157383
That army of chihuahuas would eat you alive and kill your family.
>> Anonymous
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>> captain face !qXI4MI.sbc
>>157559

right
>> Anonymous
>>157696

Realise why Chihuahuas are always so shaky? They are shivering with cold!

In our unrelenting quest for tinier and tinier lap-dogs we have managed to bring forth an animal that is unable to keep it's body-temperature.

Way to fucking go!
>> Anonymous
>>157387

Those scrawny dachshunds you see aren't how they were originally bred. The Amerikkkans fucked up dachshunds.

German pureblood dachshunds are fucking awesome. They're about the size of basset hounds and slightly longer.
>> Anonymous
If I was a mob boss, I would have a special treat for anyone who double-crossed me. They would get strapped to the floor in a cell, and then I would release a bunch of wiener dogs and chihuahuas that I'd otherwise never feed into the room. Thus my enemies would die by one of the most ironic possible means: a yap-dog feeding frenzy.
>> Anonymous
Silly people are silly.

Calling an entire dog breed ugly yiffy rats is like me saying that Usians (people from the usa) are stupid and fat. Just because the majority is, won't mean there isn't an exception or two.
>> Anonymous
>>158592
There are exceptions for both, but they are rare...extremely rare.
>> Anonymous
>>158592

No, they're all ugly yiffy rats and their owners are universally retards. That's just fact.
>> Anonymous
>>158592
American here, confirming your American stereotype is overwhelmingly true. There's no point in mentioning the rare, rare exceptions in examples unless you're writing an essay or something.
>> Linestra
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My chihuahua isn't scrawny or little, she only shivers when she's scared, and she only 'yaps' at people who come into our house.

She looks little in this picture because she was still a puppy.

>I< think she's cute, but I'm biased.
>> Anonymous
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>>157392
Yeah Chis are a breed that only owners really know how good and fun they can be They're usually just very personal dogs
Here's my little prince
>> Anonymous
>>158665

>Chis are a breed that only owners really know how good and fun they can be

Yeah, the terminally stupid usually are the last ones to know their affliction.
>> Anonymous
my sister brought home a half chihuahua half unknown breed

i fucking hate that dog
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
Chihuahuas are demons. The only thing they are good for is eating. You can't even make a decent pair of gloves out of their hides! Sure, if you had three or four, you might, but come on, who wants to put up with them long enough to get them to that size?
>> Anonymous
>>158731
That's why you use the neighbor's chihuahuas. Two birds, one stone, etc
>> Anonymous
>>158665

I've had a chihuahua that was sweet and very very silent too. She liked cuddling up next to me.
>> Anonymous
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>>158665
This is the taco formerly known as Prince.

PS: Prince was sum good eatin'.
>> Anonymous
The worst dog I ever met was a chihuahua/dachshund mix. Asshole never shut up. It worked its way out of its crate specifically to bark at me... at 2AM.

It tried to eat my little finger while I was still using it.
>> Anonymous
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I own two Chihuahuas and love them. But I love any dog. Because a dog is the only animal that will love you more than it does itself.