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Coons are COOL! taffy
Whats wrong with having coons in my back yard????
>> Anonymous
they steal your bikes, rape your daughters, eat your watermelon, wreck your chicken coop and talk loudly during movies.
>> taffy
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Or at my window.
>> Anonymous
OP lives in a bayou shack
>> Anonymous
>>119722
You're thinking of niggers, sweetheart.
>> Anonymous
>>119735
in b4 underage b&

you obviously are underage or you would know coon is another word for nigra
>> Anonymous
>>119742
Or I'm just from the north and don't understand your inbred southern speak.
>> Anonymous
>>119748
i live in Maine and people here know what it means faggot.
>> taffy
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These pics were taken in South Portland Maine USA. I lived on the back side of the air port in a apartment complex of about 500 units.
>> Anonymous
Are you feeding them marshmallows lol
>> taffy
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These pics are from a few years ago. I used about 20 pounds of dry cat food a week and yes they love marshmallows.
>> Anonymous
>>119776
Why is there a skunk and why is not fighting the coon?
>> taffy
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Critters don’t fight unless they have a reason to.
Remember our species is the only one that fights for fun.
With full bellies everyone is happy.
>> taffy
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We should be more like them!!!
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
how does coon know what marshmallows is?
>> taffy
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Good sense of smell!
>> Anonymous
>>119785
Cats kill for fun, that's why we keep them around the house. It's something both species have in common.
>> Moonbarker Osbourne
Keep the amount you feed them the same, don't increase it or their numbers will become a real nuisance
>> taffy
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Singing for my supper.

Cats are predators they kill out of instinct.
>> nif !!DWOqEl6Pqqt
lolwut
>> taffy
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Every June momma would bring her babes out to meet me.

Moonbarker Osbourne: One night I had around 15 in my back yard from 3 families.
The more the merrier!!
>> Anonymous
>>119819
Awww isn't that cute? :3
>> Anonymous
i've been waiting to say this but oh well.

feeding wild animals isn't good. they become less afraid of humans and will start to rely or expect humans to feed them constantly as well as fallow them around.
many wild animals are shot because they are not afraid of humans.
>> taffy
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Waiting in line for a treat.

The critters were raiding trashcans years before I moved there. I moved about 2 years ago and the critters are still doing fine, I speak to the woman that lived next to me about every month and no one has been attacked by the critters I use to feed.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>>119835
no fucking shit

OP post more cute pics!
>> Anonymous
>>119835

you saying that shooting some parasite infested coon is a bad thing?
>> Momma keeping an eye on me. taffy
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Now that sounds like a good old southern boy. Raised by his grandma cause momma is out at the bars with your dad and her brother. Let go kill something so we can show how tough we are. Can’t get away with shooting the blacks anymore so we’ll kill the critters to prove our manhood.
>> Anonymous
>>119857
He probably doesn't want animal crap and parasites in his yard. That's why I used to shoot them, personally.

Hopefully, your neighbors will rat you out to the cops before it becomes too much of a problem and the animals have to be put down because they got used to coming to your yard.
>> Anonymous
Thats a little too much.. they might screw with your home if your not careful. Those are cute coons tho, I wish I had some visiting me :(
>> The well worn path. taffy
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About 20 others that lived in my area knew about me feeding the critters and would come over at night to watch from my back window or they would ask for photos to show there friends.
One old lady called the cops and they told her I wasn’t breaking any laws and the cop asked for some photos to show his kids. LOL
>> Why not to feed wildlife Anonymous
http://www.dnr.state.md.us/wildlife/feedingwildlife.asp
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
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someone say coon?
>> Anonymous
>>119867
Depends on how much of a nuisance it gets to be, even if feeding wildlife isn't illegal per se. Rest assured, the cops will find something else to nail you with if it gets out of hand, so try to keep things under control.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
niggra's lol
>> Anonymous
Coons are known to have rabies, which is enough reason to invest in surplus hand grenades to eliminate them.
>> taffy
LOL
People are known to be stupid, which is enough reason to invest in surplus hand grenades to eliminate them.
>> Anonymous
>>119797
AHHHHH you're not afraid of it biting you? They're cute but I had a raccoon alsmot attack me once.
>> Anonymous
Also you're helping them breed like rabbits.
Enjoy your coon onslaught.
>> Anonymous
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Gonna kill em coons
>> Anonymous
Holy shit you people are some filthy disgusting rednecks

>>119735
The only nigger I see is you, nigger
>> Anonymous
in b4 that sick dentist fucker who pulls out coon's teeth and rapes them in the throat
>> Anonymous
>>119722

Go back to bed McScrooge
>> Anonymous
>>120000
GET
>> Anonymous
one of these days, those coons are going to overrun your yard and your home, break in, and anally rape you in your sleep.

now, tell me, do YOU want to b raped by a bunch of dirty coons?
>> Anonymous
Coons can have rabies, watch it.
>> ??
>>120000
worse get ever.
>> Anonymous
enjoy your aids.
>> Anonymous
>>119777
Nobody is going to fuck with the fucking skunk because they know he means fucking buisiness.
>> Anonymous
>>120097
serious fucking business
>> Anonymous
>>119785Remember our species is the only one that fights for fun.

Lies lies lies. Dolphins and several primates are known to fight and rape for fun.
>> Anonymous
>>120119

also apes.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
sounds like free pets
>> Anonymous
>>120126

apes are primates, genius

>>120128

except the cost of the mass amounts of cat food he must be buying.

I don't think you should be feeding those raccoons marsmallows, OP, no matter how much they like them. Can't be good for them.
>> taffy
WOW
You must be that old bitch on TV that claims she can read the minds of animals. LOL
Only the very foolish try to explain the actions of animals by giving them human emotions
Yes some animals do fight and kill their own kind but it’s not for the pleasure of it.
It’s because we don’t know that some try to say animals have human emotions.
Only humans have the ability for that kind of cruelty.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
Works? Yes? YES!
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
I WANT IT
>> taffy
>>120154


Disregard that, I suck cocks.
And I suck at trolling.
Guess since I keep crying about it, I'll go kill myself now.
LOL.
>> Anonymous
You know, there's a fucking reason all the experts say not to fucking feed wild animals. Several of them, in fact.

But, I'm suuure you know better than them, taffy.
>> Anonymous
Give them enough marshmallows and maybe they'll get diabeetus. #_#
>> Anonymous
>>120371

This is not true. Virginia C. Holmgren, author of "Raccoons: In History, Folklore and Today's Backyards" says that it is okay to feed raccoons when one does not overdo it. Stehpen Harris and Phil Baker, authors of "Urban Foxes", are even going so far to suggest feeding foxes because it can be so much fun to watch them and it can help them to survive; just like feeding birds. They also say, that you shouldn't feed them too much because they should search for food at various places to not become dependent of you.

>>119878

There are rabid raccoons, that's true. But the danger is overrated extremely. There are less than 10 deaths in the whole U.S because of rabies in a year and most of them are caused by bat bites. Furthermore, rabid raccoons are known to not get aggressive but passive and hide in their den. Raccoons which act weird and look terrible in their face (i.e. rabid) are much more likely to carry distemper, which is not harmful to humans. Thus, if you are always careful at first when dealing with wild raccoons and check out their behavior the chances of being bitten by a rabid raccoon is almost nil.
>> Poster of >>120514
>>120410

Diabeetus may not be an issue, but it's true that you shouldn't feed them to many marshmallows. It's very bad for their teeth because of the sugar.
>> Anonymous
>>120514
>>There are rabid raccoons, that's true. But the danger is overrated extremely. There are less than 10 deaths in the whole U.S because of rabies in a year and most of them are caused by bat bites. Furthermore, rabid raccoons are known to not get aggressive but passive and hide in their den. Raccoons which act weird and look terrible in their face (i.e. rabid) are much more likely to carry distemper, which is not harmful to humans. Thus, if you are always careful at first when dealing with wild raccoons and check out their behavior the chances of being bitten by a rabid raccoon is almost nil.

That's what the coons WANT you to think.

The moment you drop your guard, they'll go straight for the eyes.
>> Anonymous
>>120000
anyone got pics of this?
>> Anonymous
>>120567

go ask on /b/ where that shit is allowed. it gets posted at least once a day.
>> Anonymous !4X8vLLNDE2
uhh
>> Anonymous
Don't be encouraging dem coons, they be comin' back with dem bros and steal yo shit.
>> Anonymous
>>119722
>>119869
>>119875
>>120010
>>120601
The white hood brigade is out in force for some reason. Why don't you inbred cunt-rags go back out in the woods and fuck some chickens.
>> Anonymous
>>120639

Yeah, hurry and up and fuck those chickens before this guy fries and eats them.
>> Anonymous
>>120684
"are you sayin that I'd take a chicken, cut its head off, stick my dick in it, and go 'AAaaahhh!?'"
>> Anonymous
>>119823
"BUT IT'S WROOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!(HORN~~~~~~~~~!)"