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Anonymous
Just found this thing on my driveway. Fucking huge.
>> Anonymous
skewer it on a stick,deep fry in batter,dip in sweet chili sauce.
>> Anonymous
>>271361
I doubt OP is an African.
>> Anonymous
OP: From Maine, just moved to Florida.
>> Anonymous
I sprayed it with engine degreaser (castol superclean) after the pic, it fucked it all up.
>> Anonymous
>>271361

Isn't it recommended to pull the wings and legs off first, though?
>> Anonymous
>>271380
No, you are supposed to dip them in honey and eat them.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
You idiot, it's a grasshopper. It means you no harm AT ALL.
>> Anonymous
>>271393
:iiam:
>> Anonymous
>>271393

so what, we have to spare disgusting bugs lifes just because they are not harmful?

you are a pussy
>> Anonymous
>>271397
I have to side with the other poster here. There was nothing to be gained from torturing it.

If it can't hurt you, infect your food with something, and serves no purpose to you dead -as in you don't intend to eat it or feed it to something- then there's no reason to kill it. Worse though is torturing it. You didn't just squish it under boot, you decided to torture it for fun.

Now, if you were fighting a bear or some shit armed with a pair of Bowie knives, that'd be manly as hell. But torturing a small defenseless little creature? That just makes you a bully.
>> Anonymous
Op is a worthless douchebag.
Inb4 the typical worthless douchebag response of
"omfg pusy treehugin bitch it wuz just a bug get over it fag"
>> Anonymous
>>271401

bugs don't have feelings nor do they feel pain

pussy treehuging fag
>> Anonymous
>>271400
It looked dirty so I decreased it. That thing was the size of a fricken twinkie, it's size demanded action.

Oh, I also spray the fuck out of my yard with insect stuff. I kill fucking everything. I even spray birds nests with it.
>> Anonymous
>>271403
Bugs have nerves, faggot.

Sure, they don't feel pain like we do, but they can tell when something is hurting them.
>> Anonymous
>>271400

I agree that there was no need to kill it, but what OP did is hardly torture.

Degreasing solvent is a volatile organic, it will kill insects extremely quickly.
>> Anonymous
>>271404
You have some mental issues man.
Did you know that bug-spray is nerve toxic?
Try not to inhalt that shit.
>> Anonymous
I am sure the other trillion grashoppers won't mind.
>> Anonymous
Looks like a simple cricket to me. I have about 50 of them here as food for my pet lizard. 8D
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>>271439
Where I come from, grasshoppers eat lizards.
>> Anonymous
>>271439
You're either blind or you've never owned a pet reptile that needed to be fed crickets and you're pretending you do because you're in elementary school and think it makes you seem cool.
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>>271516

My cat used to bring them inside and torture the poor things.
>> Anon
Holy shit, wtf is that bug. That's gotta be fake.
>> Anonymous
>>271565
A weta of the genus Deinacrida. Not sure which species.
>> Anonymous
>>271565
Grass hoppers like>>271553
are pretty common in florida.
>> Anonymous
>>271581

>>271553isn't a grasshopper and there are no wetas in Florida.
>> Anonymous
>>271584
I recall reading that the giant weta is the world's largest grasshopper.
>> Anonymous
>>271585
Then you read something that was wrong. Grasshopper is the common term for Orthopteran insects of the suborder Caelifera. Wetas are of the suborder Ensifera, which also contains katydids and crickets.
>> Anonymous
Grasshoppers are terrific fishing bait.
>> Anonymous
>>271606
You learn something new every day.
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