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Anonymous
So /an/, I rescued this biscuit. What should I name it?
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
That's how you divide by zero in /an/.
>> Anonymous
Name him Jojo Jellypants.

Also, I rescued a cookie.

But then I ated it. D:
>> Anonymous
They only live for a couple of days, don't get too attached.

Also, lol at the file name.
>> Anonymous
does not compute
>> Anonymous
You rescued biscuit? Hope you're not going to eat it or give it to your snake.
>> Anonymous
I

I JUST
>> Anonymous
That's not a biscuit. It's a roll.
>> Anonymous
Careful not to let them play in butter. This makes them irresistible as a side dish for the nigger species.
>> Anonymous
dog
>> Anonymous
That's not a biscuit. It's a fucking scone.
>> Anonymous
Best Thing I've Seen On /an/ In Months...BEST

also, divide by zero
>> Anonymous
>>299240
Name it fluffy.
>> Anonymous
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1. Open this image.
2. Save it as lol.hta
3. Open the file you saved.
4. Shit bricks.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
1. Open this image.
2. Save it as lol.hta
3. Open the file you saved.
4. Shit bricks.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
1. Open this image.
2. Save it as lol.hta
3. Open the file you saved.
4. Shit bricks.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
1. Open this image.
2. Save it as lol.hta
3. Open the file you saved.
4. Shit bricks.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
1. Open this image.
2. Save it as lol.hta
3. Open the file you saved.
4. Shit bricks.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
1. Open this image.
2. Save it as lol.hta
3. Open the file you saved.
4. Shit bricks.
>> Anonymous
Name it Dinner
>> Anonymous
>>299327
Scones are triangular.

That's a biscuit.
>> Anonymous
Fucking screencapped.
>> Anonymous
>>299327
It is round and fluffy, therefore biscuit.
>> Anonymous
Name it Butter
>> Frankengun !HgIdo42VU2
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Get a nice home for it first, ass.
>> Anonymous
Name it archive this thread.
>> Anonymous
I had one of those once. I turned my back for 3 minutes and it ran out in my backyard and started playing with my dog. By the time I got there my stupid dog had already killed it. I couldnt do anything for him...
>> Anonymous
>>299240
Name it pet
>> Anonymous
Spot.
>> Anonymous
>>299553
Has never eaten a scone.
>> Anonymous
>>299246

Not true! I had a biscuit for six years once. He hid under my bed almost the entire time. Poor thing was scared of being eaten by my Rabbits (It's funny I think Biscuits are the ONLY animals afraid of rabbits).
>> Anonymous
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I had a pet biscuit one time but a fox killed it and ate it ;_; Pic related
>> Anonymous
>>299769
thats no bisquit!!!

unless its the southern variety.
>> Anonymous
>>299915

No, he said a fox ate his biscuit, duh.
>> Anonymous
>>299240

OP here, nevermind, I sat on it.
>> Anonymous
>>299967
Son of a bitch OP. Why did you rescue it? He'd be alive now,even if fending for itself, as a feral biscuit.
>> Anonymous
I'VE ALWAYS SAID, IF YOU LET YOUR BISCUITS OUTSIDE, YOU ARE A SHITTY BISCUIT OWNER.

IF YOUR BISCUIT GETS HIT BY A BUS DON'T COME CRYING TO ME.
>> Anonymous
Pretty Little Pet

Then proceed to stroke it, pet it, and massage it.
>> Anonymous
Then devour it with meaning.
>> Anonymous
oh /an/.
>> Anonymous
You shouldn't have rescued it. You should have let nature do its business.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
What should you feed a biscuit with anyway?

Jelly?
>> Bitter Anon Faux
My SnailBiscuit spawned little bikkies, and when you see them they'll pierce your soul with their hatred.
>> Anonymous
delicious biscuit
>> Anonymous
Biscuits aren't doughy.
>> Anonymous
DINNER
>> Anonymous
I just accidentally a biscuit
>> Anonymous
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ButterVeg, perhaps? It's a great combo.
>> Anonymous
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screencap
>> Anonymous
>>301746
a WHOLE biscuit?
>> Anonymous
Call it scone.
>> Anonymous
>>302252
/an/ - Our Screencaps aren't Funny.
>> Anonymous
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THESE are fucking biscuits.
OP's pic is a scone.

lrn2biscuit.
>> Anonymous
>>302862
Those are cookies, britfag
>> Anonymous
>>303402
Says biscuits on the tin, Retardfag
>> Anonymous
>>303405
Then you should sue for false advertising
>> Anonymous
biscuits are hard
cookies are soft
jaffa cakes are cakes
OP pic is a scone
>> Anonymous
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Damn hungry now.
>> Anonymous
>>303417
That first picture is wrong.

Are you british.
>> Anonymous
>>303425
Yep
>> Anonymous
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Fuck your gay cookies. This is the real goodness.
>> That Gomez
>>303451
well everything is goodness when you put Nutella on it. duh
>> Anonymous
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>>303417

Fixed.
>> Anonymous
>>303503
Crackers are square

Just liiike yoooouuu
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>303451
Who shit on the baked goods?
>> Anonymous
love this thread so much..
>> Anonymous
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I thought they were called crackers, but........ NO! I can not defy my lord and master, Chicken in a Biskit.
>> Anonymous
To britfags it’s a savory scone
The Amerifags call it a biscuit

So both you fags shut up its the same fucking thing
>> EASY-PEASY LEMONADE SCONES Anonymous
EASY-PEASY LEMONADE SCONES

Ingredients:
2 cups of Self-Raising Flour
1/2 cup of cream (preferably thickened, but whipping will do the job too)
2/3 cup of lemonade

Method:
Preheat oven to 180c.
Sift flour into a bowl. Mix together cream and lemonade, pour into flour.
With a flat-bladed knife, quickly and lightly mix ingredients to a dough. If mixture is too dry, add more cream or lemonade. With your hands, bring dough together (don't spend too much time on it though, or else the scones may not rise).
Tip dough onto floured surface and, with your hands or a rolling pin, flatten to about 2.5cm thickness. Cut into rounds and put on tray lined with baking paper.
Brush scone tops with milk and put into oven for about 15 minutes or until golden on top.
Serve with lashings of your favourite jam and whipped cream, and a pot of delicious tea