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Anonymous
I was at the Astor Theatre this evening, while waiting Marzipan the theatres cat came over and curled up in my lap
>> Anonymous
you know, i never know how to react when a cat does that. at first i'm all happy and excited, like, wow! what a nice cat! what a friendly cat! man this cat likes me! and i like it too! and so i'm petting it and talking to it, and promising to take it home and all that... then i start to realize that this cat probably does the exact same thing to every damn punter who comes along. and in fact a few minutes later, someone else does come along, and next thing you know she's on HIS lap, even though he's an overweight ugly sonofabitch with a combover, vicious B.O. too, and i'm like man i can't believe that fucking cat, i thought we had something there, and look at you go for that fucking ugly geezer...
>> Anonymous
>>330592
I knew a girl like that. She looked real cute and was pretty fun. Told me I was cute and she'd nail me stupid. A week later I saw her on the lap of some dodgy old guy and his massive she-beast and they all went off for a quicky. I thought 'If she says i'm cute and shags this codger, what the hell does that say about me?' Felt like crap for a full minute.

Found out she got herpes from the guy and is now massively overweight. HA HA!
>> Anonymous
>>330606
wait, are we still talking about cats here?
>> Anonymous
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII fuckin hate cats.
>> Anonymous
god damn cats thinks they can come and go as the please