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What animals dose /an/ hate? Anonymous
ITT Animal and why

Seagulls
Why? A year or so back i was talking to my friend walking down the street all cool and one flew past and shit into my mouth, it was warm and hit my with force
>> Anonymous
did you swallow?
>> Anonymous
hi im a seagull and i hate humans, thats why i try to shit in thier mouths whenever i get the chance
>> Anonymous
>>151946

and eat our food on the boardwalk?
>> Anonymous
>>151950
your fault for leaving it up for grabs fucker
>> Anonymous
>>151927
Gargled
>> Anonymous
>>151937
I also hate bitteranonfaggot
>> Anonymous
>>151956
bitter thinks he's the king of /an/ because he posted some fucking cat pics with a tripcode
in before his oh so witty replies
>> Anonymous
>>151967
He thinks he's a troll. Lol.
>> Anonymous
>>151971
>>151967
>>151956
>>151937

Samefag, don't be jealous.
>> Anonymous
>>151979
Fail, also bitteranon not using tripfaggyness
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
What the fuck? I wasn't even in this goddamn thread.

>>151937
I hate elephants because I have an irrational hatred of them. It's not a phobia because I don't have panic attacks. I just fucking hate elephants for no reason whatsoever.

>>151943
I do haet ferrets. I haet a lot of things.

>>151982
Falsitude.

On topic: I haet a lot of animals. Elephants, ferrets, small dogs, human larvae, penguins, whales, chickens (they are tolerated because they are delicious), ostriches, otters, sea lions/seals, most dinosaurs, most birds, hamsters....that's all I can think of right now.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152073
They are actually kinda cute just after they sprout limbs, but once they begin to develop personalities they should be eaten.

I amend my list: bees, paris hilton, and primates
>> Anonymous
>>151996
Hey fuckwit, I didn't say you were afraid of elephants.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152094
I know.. I was saying that, if I had panic attacks, it would be classed as a phobia. However, as I go into 'fight' mode when I see them, rather than 'flight' (which would be a panic attack), it is not. Therefore, I simply fucking hate them with the burning of a thousand suns.
>> Anonymous
>>152096
lol 'fight' mode.

I would love to see you take on an elephant.
No guns allowed.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>152101
It would be hilarious, I would be completely destroyed. I'm pretty sure I could get in a few good bites first though, and then the elephant would wake up and beat the fuck out of me.

Anyway, I was using it in the context of the concept of "Fight or Flight". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight_or_flight
>> Anonymous
>>152108
the trick is to fuck the elephant in one of it's trunk nostrils and blow your load before it crushes your dick realizing what you're tryin to do. Then you have to convince it you're a mouse. When that happens, sing celine dion at it.
>> Anonymous
>>152060
You'd best be joking nigger.