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Anonymous File :-(, x)
Oh God! I have just found out that Glaucomacat has relocated to somewhere in the USA, having outgrown her hibernation chamber deep in the Siberian wastes. The message behind this is clear: Tulip is no longer content to wait and be fed. Tulip is coming to feed, IN PERSON, and will brook no interference.
Glaucomacat is coming to lead this poor, thin world into a new age of glorious gluttony. You must prepare for her coming. Prepare to give up your wealth, your labor, and your biomass for the greater glory of GLAUCOMACAT. You will bring her the heads of her wretched adversaries. You will brin her their canned goods and perishables, and you will bring her their turkey, preferably baked a golden brown. You have been forewarned: Glaucomacat is coming, and you will serve her: willingly with your life, or unwillingly with your spit-roasted remians. Glaucomacat knows exactly who and where you are. Glaucomacat can see forever.
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