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Anonymous
Am I the only one who likes Seagulls?

Discuss.

I think they're funny.
>> Anonymous
OP:

i took this pic too
>> Anonymous
theyre annoying but i liek em
>> Anonymous
>>309147

i like them because they're annoying
>> Anonymous
I think I've killed like 3 of them
>> Anonymous
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i like sea gulls. they keep the beach clean and they have kool eyes...... but fucking Albatross are WAY kooler!!~!!!!
>> Anonymous
i like them, their cries remind me of home
>> Anonymous
When I was a child, I used to believe that the red spot on their beaks was ketchup. Like they had all gotten into some hamburger or something.
>> PolystyrenePackingFoam !!/EUgKj5CVEo
Has anybody tried the Alka-Seltzer thing and can confirm its accuracy? I've always wondered, but never tried.
>> Anonymous
Seagulls + Alka-Seltzer = Hilarious.
>> PolystyrenePackingFoam !!/EUgKj5CVEo
>>309166
I guess that answers my question.

Also:
Seagull/Alka-SeltzerMIND
>> Kastere !3GqYIJ3Obs
>>309141
That's a really nice picture.
>> Anonymous
My fursona is a seagull.
>> Anonymous
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WHERE IS YOUR FUNNY NOW
>> Anonymous
I like them. Most people I know hate them, but I used to feed them all the time when I lived by the beach and they were nice.
>> Anonymous
They sound nice when you visit the ocean, they sound like rats with wings when you drive around a city.
>> Anonymous
I don't have a problem with them at the beach.
However, over at the San Diego Zoo, these fuckers make me want to shoot them en mass. If you turn around for a second, they'll jump onto the table and steal your food. They have no fear of people, and just swoop in on everyone. They're cocks. Loud, bitchy, pushy cocks.
>> Anonymous
I like em because one of them shit on my brother's neck
>> Anonymous
>>309150
I shot one with my cross-bow. Do you think that means something? :S BRB Ship-mates keep flinging poop at me.
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>> Anonymous
Seagulls scavenge. its what they do. Alot of towns and cities think culling seagulls is the answer. How about just coming down hard on those that litter so fucking much?
>> Anonymous
>>309412
Because they will invade the trashcans and take food from your hand then.
>> Anonymous
flying goddamn rats

Live anywhere within 50 mile of the coast in california for a few years and you'll feel the same
>> Anonymous
i fucking hate seagulls, i live right by the ocean in a large city, the are lots of seagulls here that survive by scavenging from humans

1) they rip open trash bags for food, some morning the city streets are covered in crap from them

2) they are so tame they will steal food from children/out of peoples hands

3) i was sitting in a bar looking out the window the other week, some guy across the street was eating outside at a restaurant, a seagull landed just after he left and started eating his left over food off the fucking table, it then took off and flew into a mans head when a restaurant worker came outside to scare it away

3) they are loud as fuck even at night, even more so if they have young in a nest

4) i was running home a good 3-4 years ago, out of breath with my mouth slightly open, a seagull shit on my face from some height, it hit me with a great deal of force, some of it went in my mouth - this is not a lie, this actually happen to me.

i hate them, i want them all to die
>> Anonymous
The most unsettling thing I ever saw was after walking out of a bar at 2 am in the morning. I look up and see and hear a bunch of seagulls flying around in the dark, by the bars dumpster. There was a bag with this disgusting bright red crap in it and they were all pulling the bag across the ground. I was several miles inland too. I had no idea they stay up so late.
>> Anonymous
>>309165
what alka-seltzer thing?
>> Anonymous
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I love sea gulls. Some tourists were at the beach in my town, and they all walked down to play in the water. As soon as the tourists turned their backs on their beach-blanket, towels, bags of food, etc., one large sea gull (I called him Chief) led three or four smaller ones over to the beach-blanket. The birds calmly began to eat the various sandwiches, cookies and other things. Then the tourists came running and yelling and the the gulls flew a short ways off, where they continued to eat the food they had grabbed. It was very amusing.
>> Anonymous
They're fucking ruthless motherfuckers, they'll steal chicks from other birds and kill them JUST BECAUSE THEY FUCKING CAN
FUCK YEAH SEAGULL
>> Anonymous
>>309460

Supposedly they will blow up if they eat one because they are unable to vomit. I think it is an urban legend.
>> Anonymous
>>308218
>> Anonymous
>>309468
It isn't true. BUT if you dry out a sponge in a oven, then cut it into tiny bits and feed them to them, they swell in their stomach and kill them.

Not that I've ever done that. Sea gulls rock.
>> Anonymous
If you are ever in San Francisco head over to fisherman's warf. Get clam chowder in a bread bowl from the little shack in the back with the big yellow awning. Om nom for a bit enjoying the nice brease. When you are done, walk over by the water and start ripping up what's left of the bread bowl. Seagulls will start flocking over, but don't just hand it to them, toss a bit up into the air and let them catch it in flight. After a few bits they will actualy form a que in the air and rotate catching the bits of bread.
Please note, if there are any Japanese tourists around they will be fucking amazed and might want to take pictures.
>> Anonymous
>>309787
Japanese tourists want to take pictures OF EVERY GOD DAMN THING AROUND THEM AT ALL TIMES RAIN OR SHINE

FUCK YEA JAPANESE TOURISTS
>> BD !!a165fEMQcRD
>>309280
lol they're like that all over san diego. tourists feed them.. plus the dump doesn't help.

they're not so bad though, I like them.
>> Anonymous
>>309787
Lol ive done that, and if you're in monterey hit either fishermans wharf or asilomar and do the same thing, gotta watch for ground squirrels in asilomar though, was tossing out muffin bits from mcmuffin and a damn squirrel stole my sausage patty.
>> Anonymous
>>310089

It did you a favour, those things are fucking dreadful and shouldn't be called 'food'.
>> 4tran
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These scoundrels deserve disembowelment. If crapping on you is not bad enough, they also steal your food. Every single one MUST DIE.
>> Anonymous
I think they're fun XD you put a fry on your head and one'll fly down and be your hat for a minute.

Some other time, a friend and i were severely bored at burger king, so we bought a bunch of fries and put them all over the car. We had a seagull-mobile
>> Anonymous
I love seagulls, I nursed one back to health when I was younger. I kept the damn thing in a box and we fed it all kinds of things.

Bugger bit me though, lol.