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Puppies & Kittens for Adoption! Anonymous
Six (6) puppies are ready for adoption to good INDOOR homes. If you do not live in Oklahoma (or don’t want to drive that far) or keep your animals outside in the harmful elements, then you need not read further. Thank you.

Since you have kept reading I take it that you do in fact live in or around Oklahoma, and you keep your dogs inside and not chained up outside after you get tired of them. First thing first, if you are only interested in browsing, then don’t bother. I’ve given away only two puppies to two people, but I’ve met and entertained at least thirty-five people who obviously didn’t. So, unless you actually want a dog and you are not just a looky-loo, then please do get in contact with me! My contact information is at the bottom. Also, I’m not going to lie to you or embellish to try and get you to take a puppy that may not work out for you, and that you end up taking to the pound. I’ll tell you as much as I know about these dogs; good, bad, and the ugly. If you have any more questions after you’ve read this and are still considering taking one of these puppies, then you can ask when you contact me.

So, let's get down to business!
>> Anonymous
Two (2) male, and four (4) female.
-Age: Four and a half (4 1/2) month old, almost five (5) months
-Breed: Labrador/Daschund/Rottweiler
-Lineage:
---Mother: Dizzy - Labrador & Daschund
---Father: Helix Sr. - Labrador & Lab Rottweiler
-Temperament: Very playful, shy, bashful, sometimes lazy, and sometimes extremely playful. They love to search, fetch, and chew! So have lots of rawhide bones (pig ears are BAD for dogs and pigs), vinyl chew toys, and some tennis balls. They LOVE tennis balls!
-Temperament Warning: These dogs have a slight herding instinct and sometimes like to pop and jump, especially when excited or when food is involved. So if you have small children who like to try and outrun a Lab, they may get chased and licked to death. LOL! So, it is best if your kids are AT LEAST five or six years old. I base this off the fact that I have a five year old and she manages fine, but kids just learning to walk/run are probably not the best for these puppies.
-Coloring: Most are all black short hairs with small to large white splotches on their chest, one is completely black, and one that is medium length coat and Rottweiler markings.
-Size: Not too big. If you are thinking that because they have Rottweiler in them that they are going to one day grow into HUGE dogs, then you’d be wrong. Their father was actually much smaller than a previous full blooded Rottweiler I had, and their mother being half Daschund will keep them from growing too big. They’ll likely never get larger than a regular Labrador, especially since they are mostly Labrador to begin with.
>> Odin Anonymous
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Odin: (Male) The largest and one of the shyest, but very loyal and caring. He’d probably be grate with kids. (Warning: Urinates slightly when excited, but he’ll grow out of it in a few months, like his father did.)
>> Ares Anonymous
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Ares: (Male) Second largest and one of the most playful, somewhat shy until he gets used to know you. Also of note is that he loves to lick people on the hands and face A LOT. (Warning: Urinates slightly when excited, but he’ll grow out of it in a few months, like his father did.)
>> Freya Anonymous
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Freya: (Female) Third largest and one of the most outgoing, trouble making, and playful. She loves people, other animals, and just plain being lazy and lying at your feet all day.
>> Persephone Anonymous
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Persephone: (Female) Forth largest and the second most outgoing, trouble making, and playful, but also a bit shy. She is very loving, and protective of her people and “territory”. No one could get close to your house without her telling you about it. Do not mistake protectiveness for aggression though. She is basically a carbon copy of her mother and hr mother has never been violent to anyone.
>> Kali Anonymous
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Kali: (Female) Fifth largest and the shyest and most bashful of the bunch, but she is incredibly loving and warm once she gets used to you, and especially if you have treats. You’ll also find that she is the extremely friendly, and loving, if a tad bit hard headed.
>> Anonymous
>>147129
Those eyes! Those evil, soulless eyes!!!
>> Serenity Anonymous
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Serenity: (Female) The smallest and the biggest people lover of the bunch. She always wants to follow and be with people and is great with kids. Slightly shy, but very playful once she gets used to you, and as small and skinny looking as she is she eats like a horse.
>> Anonymous
Other Information: They have not had their shots yet, because it is very costly to pay for two sets of multiple shots for TEN dogs. They do however get wormed regularly (though you may want to worm them once you get them home... I just don’t know where they keep getting them!?!?), and they get dipped regularly and get Advantage or the like when I can afford $80 worth of it for just one dose.
This is really important! They WERE raised around cats and kittens, so they aren’t going to eat your beloved Captain Fluffy-Tush, but they are always inquisitive about cats and want to sniff them. Like our cats, your cats probably aren’t going to love having a large animal stick their cold nose in their butt and lick their fur the wrong direction. So, cat owners are very welcome!
Also really important! I have not witnessed any “food dish aggression” towards people. A couple puppies (Odin and Ares) do get a bit miffed when another dog or cat tries to steal their food from their dish, but I have never seen them act aggressively towards humans EVER. So I don’t think this will be a problem for you. But if you don’t want to take my complete word on it, you can test this out by giving the puppy some food, letting it start eating, then touch the dog lightly, and petting it gently, and moving from the butt to the head. If the dog growls then you’ll have to train it out of them. If they don’t growl or even seem to notice, try and take the dish away from them. If all they do is give you the big eyes and/or whine, then you don’t have a problem. Experienced dog owners already know this.
>> Anonymous
They are /sort of/ house broken, but we have a dog door so they are used to going when they want to and only occasionally being taken out by a person. So expect accidents until they adjust to your house.
You’ll find that these dogs WILL most assuredly get extremely attached to you or whoever they like most, more so than a lot of dogs I’ve seen. So, expect a lot of following (the kind you see in movies), and for them to want to sleep near you. It is also preferred if you don’t want your dog sleeping at the foot of your bed, that you have another dog to keep them company. These puppies HATE to be left alone and will make a terrible racket to let you know this, so it’s best if you have another dog already or want to take two puppies. Lord knows that’ll make ME happy!
>> Feeding Information Anonymous
Feeding Information: While I cannot always afford to buy everything my dogs need, I do spoil the hell out of them when it comes to dinner time. I cook custom meals for my dogs made from pinto beans, rice, potatoes, assorted meats, sometimes corn (though there is already too much corn in Purina, and it is not the healthiest thing to feed you dog), and Purina Puppy Chow as filler, served hot and sloppy. They love it, even if it does make ‘em a little gassy for a couple hours afterwards. But don’t be put off by this if you don’t want to cook for you dog(s) (which does sometimes take much longer than I’d like). They are fine with regular Purina Puppy Chow mixed with warm water to make “gravy” and soften up the kibble. Oh, by-the-by, they each eat three (3) cups of food each, twice a day morning (9am), and evening (9pm). Once they get old enough you can knock it back to one feeding a day, but you’ll probably have to add a fourth cup or maybe a fourth and a half more cups depending on how large they grow and how many calories they burn in a day (how active they are).
>> Health Information Anonymous
Health Information: They are allergic to flea and mosquito bites, so they will chew and scratch themselves until they pull some fur out or sometimes until they bleed (especially Odin) when bitten. So try and keep them away from mosquitoes as best you can and keep them dipped and/or dosed with Advantage or the like.
Sometime back some of the puppies did have a bout of Kennel Cough. Those of you who aren’t familiar with KC should look it up. But to save you some time I’ll give you the short answer. KC is to dogs what the common cold is to humans. They catch it, they get a dry cough for a week then they get over it. It treated by either vaccinating the dog against it, or basically with cough syrup and antibiotics. Don’t worry though, they are over it now. Other than the coughing, you wouldn’t have noticed that they were sick at all.

You can contact me by E-mail so we can chat a bit first, then if you are still interested you’ll get my phone number and we can set up a time for you to stop by and look at the puppies. My address is: adoptme666@yahoo.com
>> Anonymous
>>147137
>Those eyes! Those evil, soulless eyes!!!

Those are the eyes of using the flash within five feet.
>> Anonymous
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>>147145
I do not trust you as far as I can throw you. Your soul has already been consumed.
>> Anonymous
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>>147147
GET?
>> The Mom Anonymous
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By-the-by, this is their mother.
>> The Dad Anonymous
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And this is the father.
>> Anonymous
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TRUST ANYONE FROM 4CHAN WITH A DOG?

GTFO I hope your dogs all get adopted by furries for bestiality.
>> Anonymous
Post to the petfinder.com classifieds, not 4chan.
>> Anonymous
OP here. FYI, I've posted in dozens of other places, but none have yielded much response. In other words, 4chan is my last hope.

It's either that or the pound, and I don't want to send them to the pound.
>> Anonymous
>>147153
Craigslist? Local private shelters?
Also, why do you have puppies and kittens you're getting rid of anyway?
>> Anonymous
Fuck kittens.
>> Anonymous
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Why didn't you have your dogs neutered so you wouldn't have to worry about giving away puppies?

If you can't even afford to take care of your dogs why do you even have them in the first place?
>> Anonymous
>>147154
Already did that, but again, it has yielded very little response, and only two takers in the whole two and a half months it's been up.
Whoops, I didn't mean to type kittens. That was a mistake.

>>147156
The mother and father AREN'T my dogs. I already had two males of my own- neutered of course. They are my moms dogs. I was out of the country when the female got pregnant and didn't get back to the US until the pups were already a month old.
My mother loves to adopt animals even though she can't exactly afford the best for them. After getting back to the US I personally had the dog spayed the very next day by MY vet. And since my mother couldn't handle ten extra dogs and is (as you might have gathered) a little lazy, I offered to help her out and to try and help her get rid of them.

Personally I would have given them away to the Humane Society or some other organization. Cute puppies have a much better chance there.
>> Anonymous
>>147158
Nice to know good people still exist out there. Are any of them housebroken? If not, that would explain why there's so few takers.
>> Anonymous
>>147160
>Are any of them housebroken?

I refer you to this.>>147141
>> Anonymous
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