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Anonymous
How do I fuck with this dog. Every fucking night it comes into my yard making my dogs bark waking me up. I'm thinking about how I can attack a note to his collar or something saying "please pin or chain up your dog at night".
>> Anonymous
call fchan

But the sound of the dog being fucked will be even worse
>> Anonymous
squirt it with the hose
>> Anonymous
KEYBOARD ON HEAD
>> Barksalot !!bUy38Am5hmk
>>241346
That's what OP keeps trying to do.

>>241336
You could install security lights and run the power from one of the lights to an "invisible fence" or "woofer stopper" which uses sound that is uncomfortable to dog ears. When it triggers the sensor, the light and sound might scare it.
Or... get a fence?
>> Anonymous
adopt it

when you see lost dog flyers go up with a reward listed then its time to play good samaratin

or KEYBOARD, HEAD, ETC
>> Anonymous
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Land mines

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>> Anonymous
Collect some dog-shit and rub it into dogs fur.
The owner will love you for it.
>> Anonymous
I would suggest getting some harmless temporary hair die and just running a stripe down the back of the dog. It'll frighten him a bit, but you should be able to mark him. When the dog returns, the owner will think someone abused the poor fella and maybe they will be more careful about locking up their dog.
>> Anonymous
wait for him to come back, then pepper spray him

he won't come back and the spray won't permanently hurt him
>> Anonymous
Now this shit has gotten serious. My step dad said he saw it getting it on with my female dog. Next time I see that little shit I'm beating the crap out of it. Although I would hardly call it all this dogs fault. My dog is a MASSIVE fucking whore who will give it up to anyone who comes along. She once had a litter of NINE puppies, and we don't know who the fater was. Just some random fucking dog.
>> Anonymous
>>242010
>random fucking dog

literally!
>> Anonymous
>>242010

neuter your damn bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>242021
No don't! Just give her some hot dickings personally.
>> Anonymous
>>242010
That's funny, she never puts out for me anymore.
>> Anonymous
ITT dog tales from niggerland