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Narwhals, Gods impractical creature. Anonymous
Post pictures of natures most impractical creature.
>> Anonymous
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these things. waste of fucking time.
>> Anonymous
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I mean, what the hell? Seriously.
>> Anonymous
how are any of these impractical?
>> Anonymous
>>207883

Early scientific theories suggested that the tusk was used to pierce the ice covering the narwhal's habitat. Others suggested the tusk was used in echolocation. More recently, scientists believed the tusk is primarily used for showmanship and for dominance.
It may also be a sensory organ. That's not impractical.
>> Anonymous
ITT: Post pictures of natures funniest creatures.
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>>207890
ITT Humans
>> Anonymous
>>207893

Indeed. Most animals achieve a sort of natural equilibrium with their environment except humans.
>> Anonymous
>>207890
Pandas are impractical because they refuse to eat the food for their digestive system has evolved, which leads to them being sluggish, lazy and crap at reproducing, which is part of the reason why they are on the verge of extinction.
>> Anonymous
>>207887
dude, you fail. The platypus is like nature's Swiss-army knife
>> Anonymous
>>207891

Nope, totally impractical.
>> Anonymous
>>207897
you're right.
they even have venom
>> Anonymous
>>207887
God did it for the lulz.
>> Anonymous
>>207896
Actually, Panda do eat other food. It is just that Bamboo is most of their diet. They cannot easily reproduce with out other foods. When fruit and vegetables were introduced to their diet, they began reproducing in captivity. They are on the verge of extinction because humans hunt them. Not because they are impractical.
>> Anonymous
>>207997
though, they ARE impractical
for that matter, what animal isn't fucking pointless in the longrun
especially those fucking deep sea fangly fish
...
bastards
>> Anonymous
narwhals aren't impractical, how many of you want to attack something with a huge assed tusk sticking out of it's face?
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I waited for you leelu
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>>207883

This isn't God's fault. It is allowing the females to choose what they find desirable in a mate.

Birds are some of the worst examples of this.
>> Mr. Bubbles !!DLJ3bQ7yunJ
>>208033
I never understood why female peacocks found that attractive. Did they look at a male thousands of years ago and say "You know what would make him even hotter? A GIANT BLUE FAN STICKING OUT OF HIS ASS."
>> Anonymous
>>208035
Probably had to do with room mates barging in while they were having sex. The female picks the males with the huge ass feather plum that is most likely to send the message to dumb ass room mates to stay the fuck out.
>> Anonymous
>>208035

i've often found myself thinking that my boyfriend would look better with a giant blue fan sticking out of his ass.
>> Anonymous
>>208035

It is a sign on how strong they are. They can waste all the energy on something that doesn't help them and even hinder their survival chances.

Kind of like guys trying to attract girls with loud and flashy cars.
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>> Anonymous
>>207893
I know what you mean dude

name one mode of self-defense humans have besides our above average capability to learn from mistakes.

also, come on. a menstrual cycle? REALLY?
goddamned near every other mammal has an estrous cycle.
>> Anonymous
>>208306
there's a reason humans have a concealed menstrual cycle. Cats may be horny as fuck during estrus but they have the libido of a paper bag at any other time. Humans can bonk at any time of the day, under any circumstances. Proof that sex is for more than just procreation
>> Anonymous
Whenever I see a picture of one of those, I remember the scene in The Last Unicorn movie. And I love that movie.
>> Anonymous
>>207884
I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't fuck to save it's own species..
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gentlemen, i give you the squirrelsalmon.
>> Anonymous
>>208311
why does it hurt so much?
>> Anonymous
>>207895
>BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
When will you environmentafags come up with something new? Oh humans have constructed the only civilisation on the planet ever for 3 billion years and developped technology which needs resources to maintain it, we're so evil.

*yawn*
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>> Anonymous
>>208306
>>208311

I heard it was a way to keep a man around. If he wants to make sure she is pregnant, with his child, he has to hang around enough to make sure.
>> Anonymous
>>208377
a lot of pet theories have been tossed around, mostly in line with the views of the person who made the theory. Whatever the true reason is, the fact of the matter is having a concealed menstruation period is good for making pair-bonds.
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If pandas looked like this I would help propagate the species.
>> Anonymous
>>207896
>Pandas are impractical because they refuse to eat the food for their digestive system has evolved, which leads to them being sluggish, lazy and crap at reproducing, which is part of the reason why they are on the verge of extinction.

Not true. They might be crap at reproducing quickly, but it wasn't a problem until we came along and took all their habitat. Their reproduction speed in the wild isn't significantly slower then that of other large bears.
>> Anonymous
>>208403

When you say "We", Im assuming you mean the chinise right? Cause I sure as hell dont see panda bears anywhere else. Chinese people kill everything.
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>>208422

Asians, Gods impractical creatures.
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>>208422
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Gods, nature's impractical creatures.
>> Anonymous
>>208422
we dont see em, because we've already finished killing them.
>> SAGE SAGE
>>208396
FURRY