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Cat + Weed Anonymous
my roommates cat loves to chill in the same room when people are smoking...He'll scratch at the door until you let him in...then he'll walk aound the room for about 10 minuets...then strech out on the floor on his back like a dog and not move for about 2 hours...

So my boyfriend wants to get his 8-10 week old kitten high...I keep telling him the cat must be too young...and her brain is still developing...he says it "can't be more harmful then it is to a human"

Can you guys confirm/deny?

and give links...boyfriend says i'm being "over protective".
>> Anonymous
>>124275
I'm not sure about the smell affecting the kitten, but make sure he doesn't eat any of it. If you suspect he has, look at this page:
http://www.aspca.org/site/PageServer?pagename=pro_apcc_toxic_marijuana
>> Anonymous
Dump the dumbass.
>> Anonymous
It will be more harmful to a kitten than to a human. The only analogy you can use there is like letting a baby smoke pot. Would you do that? No. So don't let the kitten be around the smoke anymore. Weed kills off brain cells, makes it harder to breathe, it can affect her heart, etc. Basically just because the kitten's an animal doesn't mean it won't suffer the same things as a human would.
>> Anonymous
OP here.
I figured i'd be okay with it if it was:
1)full grown cat
2)the smoke was not toxic

as long as its not worse for cats then it is for humans...but I don't want a lil' kitten smoking.

i'll just tell him I called the vet...and the vet said its not such a hot idea.
>> Anonymous
http://www.pet-care-experts.com/archive.php?42879

well this is for dogs.....

but i'll look for one that goes for cats.
>> Anonymous
Christ....if you even have to ask then you are one freaking stupid person and need to give that kitten up for adoption before you kill it. You don't deserve it you ass.
>> Anonymous
Compare a cats lungs compared to a humans, then compare a cats lungs to a kittens. If you did, it would have to be an extremely small amount of smoke (the cat could suffocate), basically being in the same room as somebody smoking could get the kitten high.
>> Anonymous
>>124284

Weed doesn't kill brain cells. If you're going to spout facts, at least get them straight.

Anyway, to OP: I personally am OK with weed use. In my opinion if you're an adult then it's your decision if you want to smoke or not. The rest of us have no right to decide what you do with your body.

But I would say don't get the kitten high. Smoke of any sort contains toxins. (At the very least it is a lung irritant) And that can be unhealthy for the kitten. It's not as if the kitten has any choice in the matter!

Now if you're smoking out in the open and a grown cat comes over on its own free will and starts sniffing at the smoke, you're clearly not forcing any harm upon it. But blowing smoke in a little kitten's face is far from a mature or fair decision!
>> Anonymous
you want to drug your cat, get some cat nip;
>> Anonymous
OP. Are you in the USA or no?
And who the fuck calls a vet to ask if they can give their cat week? Might as well asked if you can also give him a couple of shots of vodka and help him snort cocaine.

If you want to get your cat high, try catnip.
>> Anonymous
>>124300

OP:
well I just called my vet.
I know him personally...thats why its not a big deal.

he says "not sure, but I doesn't think so...just don't let the cat consume the actual weed.
........you know this is the first time i've gotten a call like this"
/facepalm

lol, but "just to be sure don't blow it in the cats face...let the cat decides if he wants to become a druggy"
>> Anonymous
>>124297
I agree with this.
>> Anonymous
ITT junkie idiots
>> Anonymous
The idiocy of this makes me think peopel should need to take an IQ and a drug test before owning animals... fucking idiots.
>> Anonymous
Threads like these makes ruining the lives of pot heads when I arrest them that much more enjoyable.
>> Anonymous
>>124462
<3 you
>> Anonymous
>>124462
i like your style whatever branch of law enforcement you belong to.
>> Anonymous
this is why I beat up potheads every weekend.
>> Anonymous
"UHH GUIZE IZ IT OK IF I LET MY KITTEN INHALE TOXINS"
>> Anonymous
Have you ever heard of catnip? Seriously seriously seriously.
>> Anonymous
>"can't be more harmful then it is to a human"

Well, unless you want a retarded kittah, I'd say take her away from that enviroment and dump that worthless dipshit, cockmongering, cottonmouthed, red eyed, minimum wage winning, crack smoking aspiring (you know that he will move up), retarded, asshat motherfucker.

You and the cat deserve better.
>> Anonymous
>>124462
If I knew where you worked, I would personally bake you delicious cookies and send them to you.
>> Anonymous
God damn there are some retards on here.

And they aren't the ones smoking weed.
>> Anonymous
>>124462
Another anonymous besides me browsing /an/ at a law enforcement office?

I will remain firmly convinced that marijuana affects a developing brain. All of the people I know started smoking weed when they were teenagers, and it definitely changed their personalities. The main thing I noticed was that their though processes became much more linear, and they had very little grasp of abstract thoughts. This happened in every single pot smoker I've known. Now, I don't know if this affects an already developed brain, but I don't know anyone who started smoking weed in their 30s.
>> Anonymous
I smoke around my two cats very often, but I would never force it on them (like blow it in their faces, etc). I really hate when people do tha kind of thing. Your kitten is far too young. Wait until it's older and see if it shows interest like the other cat you were talking about. I know many cats like being around it and usually just being in a smaller room with it being smoked is enough for them. Never ever force it on them and wait until it's older.

Tell your boyfriend to shut the fuck up. It's always better to be cautious then to do something potentially harmful.
>> Anonymous
Why the fuck would you even want to do that?

What fucking purpose would that serve?
>> SLAM DEVILCOCK
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>> Anonymous
HI im a tough dude so I beat up potheads because they're teh dumb and they ALWAYS turn to crack.
>> Anonymous
>>124535
remember, he's a pothead
>> Anonymous
I'm not sure the effects would be the same as for kittens, but my dog smokes weed all the time. He even got me to try coke, but then he fucked me.
>> Anonymous
>>124275
Listen kid! Cats are killed everyday in every bestial way possible. Heck, kittens are just banged on the floor, if they are unwanted. If that kitten dies of marijuana intoxication, what's the fucking problem? It's probably the best thing that could happen to it. If it doesn't die, you get to see a kitten high. It's a win/win situation, so just go for it!
>> Anonymous
Why blow weed in its face when you can just cut the whiskers off of one side of its face? That's much more entertaining.
>> Anonymous
your bf is dumb get a new one. I like weed and all but this is stupid. The kitten prollie doesn't even want to get high.

I mean look asprine is not deadly for human right? it can kill dogs. So drugs affect differently on animals.

So...... dump your bf or hit him with a baseball bat a few time.
>> Anonymous
wow people are stupid
if you honestly believe weed is a harmful drug stop being a dumbass and do some research
weed is only harmful if you're stupid enough to do it all day everyday, and if you do that you're retarded anyway so no ones going to care that you're a stoner
>> Anonymous
>>125056
idiot junkie.
>> Anonymous
LOL. I had a friend who used to hotbox her cat by putting him in a sack and blowing smoke into it (which, at the time, I thought was fucked up). However, after several sessions, the cat began to crawl into the sack on his own any time she broke out the weed. Typically, he would start purring, too. Smart cat or smartest cat?
>> Anonymous
yeah i think the cat is too young, i got one of my cats high when it was young, and it kind of went retarded and ended up getting hit by a car.
>> Anonymous
OH HAI, IS THIS MP.NET?
>> Anonymous
i guess being educated on marijuana makes you an idiot junkie, even though weed is the only drug ive used and that was about 5 months ago. i even hate alchohol. i love morons that sterotype weed users
>> Anonymous
lol @ people being brainwashed about herb
>> Anonymous
I still find it sad that so many people are misled about the facts on marijuana. Please get educated about it before commenting on the subject. As when you comment without sufficient knowledge on the subject your comments come out as rehashed propaganda, and only show you for what you really are... ignorant.

Let me ask you this, have you ever heard of someone dying due to a marijuana overdose? Yet people die from alcohol poisoning everyday, but it is legal pretty much around the world.
>> Anonymous
Point in case: while marijuana may be "fun" for fully grown or mostly grown humans, a cat is much smaller, and for a kitten, it's probably not the best idea. Keep your kitty away from directly sniffing the smoke - and while I agree it's also not best to smoke it at all around the kitten, if you must, don't force it to partake.
>> Anonymous
>>124575
Cruel, but lol.

Feed cat MSG for lulz.
>> Anonymous
>>125291

Stupid, but lol
>> Anonymous
Just throw the cat in a blender and get it over with
>> Anonymous
it's been said before but if you want to get your cat fucked up in a hilarious way -- paranoid, munchies, and staring thougtfully at his paws -- there's a perfectly healthy and safe way to do it:

CATNIP
>> Anonymous
Anyone dumb enough to smoke weed (lol my life sucks, better forget about it for an hour!) doesn't deserve pets, period.
>> Anonymous
>>125332

Anyone dumb enough to sit around wasting time on 4chan(lol my life sucks, better forget about it for an hour!) doesn't deserve pets, period.

FIX'D.
>> Anonymous
Ha Ha Ha! Oh wow.

You really bagged a "winner" there.

I could just rehash everything that has been said here, but I'm just going to come out with it. Your boyfriend is an dumbass, and your not two bright yourself if you have to go ask if its ok for a KITTEN to smoke POT. I mean come on, your both smart enouth to know better by now!
>> Anonymous
>>125378
nigga you speak cat? cats be tellin' you all day how they hate smoking weed, right?
>> Anonymous
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Tell your boyfriend that inhaling a burning substance is just as harmful to humans as it is to animals. Now he'll argue that it's weed and it doesn't have the chemicals that cigarettes do but that doesn't change the fact that it's burning and entering his lungs. If he says it about the kitten you should tell him that it's brian is not completely formed and that putting a substance not normally found within the brain can seriously affect the way the neurotransmitters bind to receptor sites. He could potentally fuck his cat up really really badly. Besides all that why on earth would someone want to get an animal high? If I were you and he pushes the matter I would take the kitten and dump his ass. If he's willing to do this to a harmless kitten, he'll do it to your kids.
>> Anonymous
>>124522
made with pot most likely
>> Anonymous
>>125331
truth. it's their weed. I hear humans can get high off of it too, and there's nothing wrong with keeping it around if you're sharing it with your kitty :3
>> Anonymous
A friend of mine has a cat that was always caught gnawing/licking the resin off his pipe as a kitten, and would try to sniff at the smoke. He ended up growing up pretty weird. They named him Resin, aptly enough.

Another time, my brother gave his cat a bit of shrooms. After they kicked in, her eyes were so wide you couldn't see their color, just the black of the pupils. She stood under the kitchen table going "MMMooooooooow...? MMMMoooooooooow...?" in a sort of dazed way and sidestepping back and forth. I've never seen a cat before or after walk sideways.
>> Anonymous
>>125391

I will kill you.
>> Anonymous
Well, this thread just shows that pathetic junkie losers should never be allowed to keep pets.
>> Anonymous
>>125392
I will smoke you.
(Inernets to those who get the joke...)
>> Anonymous
Cats absorb all drugs through sweat. and do it deliberately. found that out by accident.

experience says:
they love ecstasy. good god do they love e. My ex's cat would disapear for weeks in the summer, and reappear the moment we even mentioned e. she started missing out cause she'd show a day early and leave again. That, and her addict behaviour was creepy and we cut her off.

on acid they become expanded soul cats, as if you had passed onto their plane of existence and they can act freely around you. on a candyflip they become cosmic kittens fueled by infinity. tis wonderful.

shrooms make them not move for about 6 hours. like stone still. scary shit. except for one cat I saw who tried to put his head through a door like a steamtrain. repeatedly. from one lick of a stem, which was taken from him before he could eat it. I highly suggest avoiding shrooms and cats in conjunction.

and of course, teh weedz0rs. that varies from beast to beast. My old wolverine/cat gizmo used to love hanging out with me and my bong. The other cats, who were all drug fiends, hated it. Of course, Gizmo couldn't handle other stuff, and became a savage killer on any chemical. We made a habit of avoiding him, since a few pets on the head is all it takes.

So: I don't reccomend giving drugs to cats, but I do reccomend hanging out with them on drugs. Just be a little careful of petting them.
Also, LSD gets them high for about 6 weeks according to science.
Getting them stoned is awsome, just don't force them into it. Blow them a toke and see what they think. It does no harm, that I've ever seen.

That being said, avoiding a cat who WANTS to get high and knows your sweating out delicious chemicals is tricky business. They are fiends.
>> Anonymous
oh, and before I get ripped a digital arsehole for doping up my cats so much, I wanna point out that it was pure chance that any of it ever happened, and our cats may well be the best taken care of cats you've ever even heard of.

and we put a combined 3 years worth of research into our drugness, taking fact over propaganda, so we knew what we were doing and what to do with the cats when they inadvertantly joined in.

whenever I see "idiot junkie" all I can think is do some research before you throw yer poop, monkeyboy. Sticks and stones, I guess. and poop.
>> Anonymous
>>125394>>junkie x?

same fucking loser.
>> Anonymous
>>124462
Hurting cops' children is pretty enjoyable too.
>> Anonymous
What you potheads fail to realize (maybe it's because all those drugs have made you retarded) is that the animal has no say, it is forced to do drugs simply because it was unfortunate enough to end up in the care of a filthy stoner. So instead of just ruining your own worthless lives, you have to drag an innocent animal down with you. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
>> Anonymous
>>125617

if you're stupid before you smoke pot: it makes you even more stupid.

if you're creative before you smoke pot: it makes you even more creative.

if you're philosophical before you smoke pot: you will have a lot of crazy thoughts. it's definitely a learning process.

you can gain a lot of benefits from the wonderful plant... but it doesn't make you stupid. you were stupid to begin with.

let's not forget that Carl Sagan was an avid pothead... was he retarded? i can't seem to remember???
>> Anonymous
So stoners blow smoke in their pet's face to make them more creative or philosophical? Or maybe the animal is depressed and need some cheering up, weed makes humans laugh alot, right?
>> Anonymous
>>125633
>if you're stupid before you smoke pot: it makes you even more stupid.

True

>if you're creative before you smoke pot: it makes you even more creative.

If you need a drug for creativity, you're not very creative to begin with

>if you're philosophical before you smoke pot: you will have a lot of crazy thoughts. it's definitely a learning process.

That, or just being plain, apeshit crazy

>you can gain a lot of benefits from the wonderful plant... but it doesn't make you stupid. you were stupid to begin with.

What benefits?

>let's not forget that Carl Sagan was an avid pothead... was he retarded? i can't seem to remember???

Probably because you were smoking too much pot...and you're retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>125265
Only lazy people smoke weed. It makes them lazier.
>> Anonymous
The cat will fucking die. I'm not kidding, do it and your out a kitten.
>> Anonymous
Civilized people will always argue with filthy stoners over the question of weed being bad for you or not, but can't we all get along and aggree that making an innocent animal do drugs is wrong? Do what you like to your own bodies, but leave the animals alone.
>> Anonymous
I've done this before, but to a kitten? Even if it didnt cause brain damage it'd be pretty fucked up. "HEY LETS HOLD DOWN A KITTEN AND BLOW POT SMOKE INTO ITS FACE!"
>> Anonymous
>>125666
Yeah, that's stoners in a nutshell. They are morons.
>> Anonymous
All those stereotypes of stoners eating only stale bread and watching teletubbies are false. I mean, look at all the successful stoners panhandling on the streets, washing our floors, and cooking our burgers.

They are truly first-class citizens.
>> Anonymous
When the fuck did stoners start eating stale bread?
>> Anonymous
>>125689
It's the only thing they can eat without hurting themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>125700
:3 Actually, I do quite well with a bottle of organic fair-trade yerba matte and organic parsnip chips.

Hardly stale bread.
>> Anonymous
>>125633
wow that could not have been more accurate

i was philosophical before weed and when i smoked i started thinking things that at the time seemed ridiculous, but have now been proven by quantum physics

btw the argument about whether weed is good for you or bad for you is not between civilized people and stoners, its between people that believe all of the propaganda they see and people that do research before they talk
>> Anonymous
>>125746
you smoke crack and are gross.

Anyway, shouldn't this thread be about idiots abusing their pets, rather than idiots trying to defend their drugs?
>> Anonymous
>>125712
And you don't bathe because that uses valuable water and ride a bike everywhere despite the opportunity cost of ACTUALLY GETTING SOMETHING DONE THAT DAY.

Not saying that you'll actually do something, since you'll be posting on your ultra-hip blog on how mean the government is to not legalize marijuana once you get home from your five-hour bike ride to and from the health food store (which happens to be corporate), voting Libertarian (who never wins, because everyone has their heads up their asses supporting Democrats AND Republicans), and smoking pot each day, every day, until the DAY YOU DIE.

Stupid hippies.
>> Anonymous
>>125746
I need hard scientific evidence, not your retard anecdote. And no less than three CREDIBLE uniques sources, if possible.

People also say that guys can get a better orgasm if they strangle themselves before they cum. I'm sure that the "fact" that the human body needs oxygen is government/Christian propaganda too.

OP: Your boyfriend's a moron. Call the Humane Society about this and dump him. Immediately. Or you might end up becoming a dumbass like him soon.
>> Anonymous
im willing to bet this thread wouldnt be about drugs if geniuses like this guy
>>125643
would stop talking directly from their assholes
>> Anonymous
>>125782
go on youtube and look up Penn and Teller's Bullshit: The War on Drugs

see the crap you've been fed your whole life about drugs from another perspective

id say theres at least 3 credible sources there
>> Anonymous
>>125783
Just like an uneducated stoner to use foul language.
Stop smoking and go back to English class.
>> Penn and Teller The War on Drugs Wifflum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31mjvdPP7dQ

Three parts to it
>> Anonymous
>>125786
> id say theres 0 credible sources there
>> Anonymous
>>125783
This thread IS about drugs, dipshit. It's all these morons that kept defending their drug addiction rather that answering>>124275's question.

You need something drastic. Buy a crowbar to pry your head out of your ass, because it's hard to read when you're staring at your colon.

>OP: Your boyfriend's a moron. Call the Humane Society about this and dump him. Immediately. Or you might end up becoming a dumbass like him soon.
>> Anonymous
>>125786
Wow, these druggies really can't get the message. Thread is about animals getting abused, not about the loser drug itself.
>> Anonymous
well dipshit i didn't say it wasn't about drugs, actually i said it WAS about drugs
oh you can't get addicted to weed, its impossible. you would know that if you had done research huh
>> Anonymous
>>124275

> So my boyfriend wants me to walk the streets to fund our crack addiction
>> Anonymous
>>125794
>>im willing to bet this thread wouldnt be about drugs if geniuses like this guy...
Read your previous post carefully, then stab yourself for not knowing what you even posted.

If marijuana isn't addictive, then why do so many user keep smoking it? If it's so easy to stop, why do they keep buying that lawn weed from shady drug dealers?

It's because there're addicted to the damn drug.

Not in the physiochemical sense. I know it's not addictive physically, but mentally. Their lives are so dull, gray, and boring that they have to keep smoking to keep themselves happy, or risk turning emo and kill themselves.

I'm sure the OP has her answer, so SAGE.
>> Anonymous
>>125800
Wow, where do you get this? People only continue smoking marijuana because if they don't they'll kill themselves? Do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds?
I think its pretty clear that what you've said has no basis on personal experience or the experiences of others.
>> Anonymous
>>125802
Stoners smoke because their lives are empty and dull. When they use drugs they become somewhat cool, plus they get new friends. Then they smoke together and forget that they are complete losers.

Get a job, you bums!
>> Anonymous
>>125800
Not ridiculous at all, considering that most people in crippling poverty or in prison smoke pot, and you'd want to kill yourself if you baby emos were ever faced in that circumstance.

I like my brain cells, so forget personal experience. I would like to have an interview with several smokers, but the state penitentiary doesn't allow meetings with random prisoners.
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>> Anonymous
>>125806
fuck Jeff. What does he have to do with this?
>> Anonymous
>>124275
How do all you anti-cannabis folks out there feel about the recreational use of alcohol? Kitten aside, there seems to be a lot of negative misconceptions about the drug out there. You don't have to be a pot smoker to be stupid, and you don't have to be stupid to be a pot smoker.
Look at all the useless drunks out there, does that mean that everyone who drinks is bad, no, of course not. So why can't it be like that with cannabis as well?
>> Anonymous
>>125811
Because every pot smoker is stupid.

Now go get a job, you bum.
>> Anonymous
>>125811
Most drunks contribute to society once they're sober. The ones that don't go to prison like everyone else (screw rehab, even though it's cheaper than building a new prison facility).

Negative misconceptions? What the hell are you talking about? Marijuana use reached an apex in the '60s, and all they did was smoked, have sex, and protested. So where are they now?

They became sell-outs, worked, and stopped smoking the drug, although I doubt anyone quit cold-turkey, because it must suck when they couldn't have philosophy "proven by quantum physics" anymore. The rest became the useless bums, still smoking, lying in the streets, ALONG WITH THEIR ALCOHOL.
>> Anonymous
>>124275
where the hell are you from where you don't see accomplished people smoke pot? I don't know where you've been getting your information from, but the only real dangerous thing about cannabis is the ridiculous prohibition on it. Really, alcohol is far more harmful than cannabis, so why is it ok to have a drink now and then, but smoking isn't?
>> Anonymous
>>125824
I get my information from biology and chemistry textbooks. You know, those books you would read if you'd do more than smoke pot everyday and went to college.

I agree that we shouldn't have made pot smoking a felony, since that bullshit "War on Drugs" from that quasi-Nazi Reagan costed us more than the benefits.

I don't agree with the notion that there's successful pot-smokers. In fact, I can't think of one. Wait, THERE ARE NONE.
>> Anonymous
>>124275
There certainly is a lot of ignorance floating around this topic, on both sides of the argument. Cannabis isn't that bad, but come on, what are you thinking doing to that kitten, really now.
>> Anonymous
>>125830
No, it's not that bad. Not something to be put in a federal prison anyway.
>> Anonymous
>>125830
They are potheads. Do you really expect them to be able to care for an animal when they can't even take care of themselves?
Animals mean nothing to them, the weed is all that matters.
>> Anonymous
>>124275

obviously a troll... there are no girls on the internet.
>> Anonymous
Did TC mention being a girl?
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>>125835

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