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Anonymous
Your response should be absurd, yet not farfetched to the gullible. You should tell the woman quite seriously that purring is a problem many cats suffer, and if it's starting as a kitten it could turn serious. She should feed the kitten a strong laxitive three times a day for the next few months until she sees results. Another option is blowing an airhorn next to the kitten each time it starts up with the purring to discourage this behavior. If all else fails, she can always bathe the kitten in tomato paste, a well-known cure-all (also used for "skunk" incidents).
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