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Anonymous
anyone elses pet a fucking asshole?
>> Anonymous
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I have a bunch that would kill me if they could. But they are small and diminutive, and I am Man.
>> Anonymous
That cat brought you a gift numb nuts, just eat the damned bird and show your appreciation.
>> Anonymous
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>>334374
OK HERE GOES

OMNOMNOM
>> Anonymous
>>334381

You must be CHINESE.
>> Anonymous
>>334369
that cat's face is fucking priceless
>> Anonymous
GOOD.
>> Anonymous
There, now pat the kitty on the head.
>> Anonymous
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>>334397
fuck that, she had feathers around her mouth
>> Anonymous
>>334399
The cat brings you a gift and you fucking spray it?
well fuck you, and fuck you
>> Anonymous
Stupid OP knows nothing about cats besides being an ungrateful prick.
>> Anonymous
The cat deserved better than you OP. The poor thing went through all the trouble to bring you a gift and you threw it away. Ungrateful....
>> Anonymous
>>334400
>>334402
>>334406


samefag
>> Anonymous
>>334407
/an/ No the whole of 4chan is the worst place to say something negative about cats and their "presents"
>> Anonymous
i vote you kill the cat, as some kind of divine retribution for killing a bird . . . just watch out for bears
>> Anonymous
>>334411
Its back when 4chan was founded and inhabited with weeaboos who only knew the word "neko"
>> Anonymous
>>334399

i see where she gets her asshole traits from.
>> Anonymous
>>334399

You can't take the present and THEN spray the cat you dick! That's a completely mixed message.
>> Anonymous
Hehehehhee. It's a wet pussy nao.
>> Anonymous
give the fucker a collar with some bells now..
if u are truly serious about preventing future unnecessary
destruction
>> Anonymous
cats hunt things, you stupid fuck, and she was giving you a gift. I hope she shits in your mouth while you snore
>> Anonymous
Your cat is awesome.
>> Anonymous
I would snap your stupid cat's neck.

Yeah, put a belled collar on it so it won't be able to hunt birds again.
>> Anonymous
>>334369
my cat is a bit of a dickhead too, specially if he feels he's not getting enough attention, or can't go out because it's raining
>> Anonymous
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Do this. And remember extra spincyckle.
>> Anonymous
No OP, you are the assholes.

And then OP was an Asian dick that doesn't understand the simplest animal psychology. GTFO, you cat-hating chink.
>> Anonymous
Not OP chinkfag here.

Its not our fault we prefer eating cats to birds.
>> Con !!3B97Ztvdmai
Your cat loves you and attempts to give you food because you always feed it. And this is what you do to thank it?
>> Anonymous
My cat brings in squirrels.

Bird is impressive. Though not as big as a squirrel, they can get away better than a squirrel can.

Also, female cats hunt for their alpha males. Sure, that's with lions and shit, but the idea is the same.

kitty loev u, y u spray?
>> Anonymous
Your cat is a danger to the ecology. Keep it inside.
>> Anonymous
>>334569

OP hasn't answered, cat must've killed him out of pure rage by now.
>> Anonymous
>>334571
L-O-L. Because cats killing birds really messes up the natural order am i rite?
>> Anonymous
>>334369
THANK FOR AVENGING MY SHIT-CAKED CAR CATMAN!!!
>> Anonymous
>>334587
My pet pigeon is reading this thread on my shoulder. He knows where you park your car.
>> Anonymous
>>334369
D'aw what a pretty lady cat. She just wants to show you loooveee :< Everyone else said that though. I'm guessing she wants in your pants.
>> Anonymous
It gave you a gift and now you're punishing it? What a fag.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>334707
first of these i have lol'd at
>> Anonymous
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is ok dry now
>> Anonymous
>>334712
it's so cute.
>> Anonymous
>>334712
she looks like she is sulking while wrapped in the towel
>> Anonymous
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Here's a good comparison, Jimmy is the cat and Superman is the owner. Also right after this scene he bitch slaps Jimmy for no apparent reason.
>> Anonymous
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yea well i tried pushing her off my desk once cause she was walkin all over my keyboard, and she held on. to my wrist. with her claws.

fuckin asshole
>> Anonymous
>>334730
Quickly submerge your arm in hot water!
>> Anonymous
>>334728
What is the story on this?
>> Anonymous
>>334730
Good
>> io.sys !LfPPE1OhI.
anyone elses master a fucking asshole?
>> Anonymous
ITT: catfag idiots.

Cats can be trained too, idiots. Take the fact that they don't ALWAYS piss and shit everywhere in the house, when they're an inside cat.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>334754
Man who the fuck knows?
>> Anonymous
>>334730

Next time pick kitty up and place her on the floor to avoid this.
>> Anonymous
I use to own a real hunter cat, it would bring in animals almost as big as it, and eat them, leaving a big ass blood stain on my carpet.
>> Anonymous
>>336830
>>336830
meh, just a cat being a cat.
>> Anonymous
>>336830
That's awesome.

But when the cat gives it to you, it's even better.
>> /An/onymous
Man, we named our cat Chaotie, because of her alignment.
...ask the fa/tg/uys.
>> Anonymous
>>334707

First of these I haven't laughed at. Catfags need to start killing themselves.
>> Anonymous
http://www.squirrelsanctuary.org/cats.htm

http://www.eraptors.org/cats.htm
>> Anonymous
Cats kill birds out of nothing but instinct, they don't do it if they're hungry, domestic ones that is. They do it out of desire, fun, adrenaline and whatever else you can think of that describes impulse reaction.
They bring it in to show you, if you spray them, they learn that is wrong to a certain degree. OP did right thing.
>> Anonymous
My cat has graduated from birds to huge rats recently. Nothing like finding two huge, dead rats on your porch to start the day.
>> Anonymous
my cat kills and eats squirrels
only part he doesnt eat are the tails
>> Anonymous
>>336886
My cats always ate them. Why is it wrong anyway? If you don't live in Australia or some other isolated environment with rare birds then it doesn't matter. If only idiots like you could comprehend that simple fact.
>> ~Painter
So cute x3
>> Anonymous
>>336905
Well, then. Do you think killing other humans is right? Just because people do it for the adrenaline and fun?

Yeah, fuck your catfag bias shit.
>> Anonymous
>If you don't live in Australia or some other isolated environment with rare birds then it doesn't matter. If only idiots like you could comprehend that simple fact.

http://www.earthsendangered.com/continent.asp?view=&ID=9#B

There's a reason migratory birds in North America are protected by law, dumbfuck.
>> Anonymous
>>334369
>BAW CIRCLE OF LIFE
>> Anonymous
>>336910
Because humans compare to dumb birds, retard.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>336931
shocking
>> Anonymous
>>334406

No shit, my tom brought me a fucking squirrel head for my birthday. Ungrateful fuck, I hope kitty smothers you in your sleep.

Are you a vegan? BAWW'ing over an animal killing another sounds pretty hippy to me. Why do you even have a pet?
>> Anonymous
>>336912
Yeah, where I live the cats might kill a few fucking sparrows or pidgeons. What on Earth will do when the pidgeons are gone? Fuck you, and fuck the birds.
>> Anonymous
>>336910
Depends on who they kill.
>> Anonymous
>>336931
these are feral cats in Australia and they are a huge fucking problem for the native wildlife. I'm pretty sure you even get payed for killing them in some parts.
>> Anonymous
haha are you calling your cat an asshole because he ruined teh carpet with bird intestine, or because he made his own dinner. his smile reminds me of a little kid with an art project. you should be proud of his hunting prowess.
>> Anonymous
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that pic took like 5 takes. i spray my cat whenever, she doesn't even run away anymore. plus, if she's around me when im bored, sooner or later she's getting sprayed with water, she knows that by now.
>> Anonymous
Where i live, it's legal to shoot cat's that come to your lawn. Let it run free and problem is solved.
>> Anonymous
>>334707
lol'd hard
>> Anonymous
>>336931
Hahahahahaha
>> canttouchthis !AB5fTSvpY6
>>337030i spy calvin and hobbes books
>> Anonymous
My cat likes to jump on the toilet seat and drink out of it, like a goddamn dog. Even when people forget to flush.
>> awesome
you catfags are fucking terrible.
if i was a bird i'd shit all over your car all the time.