Hey /an/. I live in New Zealand and I think I have found a kiwi egg. I'm thinking of keeping it and raising the kiwi as my pet.Is this good idea?
i think you found a kiwi fruit
>>136720You obviously don't know what you're talking about. Those are clearly kiwi eggs.
>>136720ITT: Anonymous hasn't paid attention to any thread on /an/ in their lifetime.>>136718I do not advise trying to raise a kiwi on your own unless you are an experienced wildlife expert. Kiwi are endangered species due to the weasel population in New Zealand and you could get into a lot of trouble.Also unless you found those eggs nanoseconds after their mother left them and have kept them warmed since then they are most likely dead. You may as well just cut them open and enjoy them as a meal.
>>136720I think I know kiwi egg when I see it. I live in New Zealand for fucks sake.
They need to be incubated in the human vagina. Please insert them and post pics/video so we can send it to the Discovery Channel.
Are you sure those aren't dolphin eggs?Looks can be deceiving.Also lot at thread.
KIWI BIRDS HATCH FROM KIWI FRUIT
fucked faggot these r only Kiwifruit take my dick http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwifruit
Kiwi eggs, unfortunately, strongly resemble Chinese Gooseberries. Make sure it's kept well incubated. If it hatches it's a kiwi. If it turns pulpy and rots it's a Chinese Gooseberry.
You guys, I've been trying to breed my Kiwi for years but she's not laying any eggs! All I get are these weird white rocks! WTF
>>136799feed her the white rocks to make her lay eggs
>>136737Dolphin eggs don't have fuzz on them like OP's pic. They're smooth and leathery.
>>136754>fucked faggot these r only Kiwifruit take my dick>kiwifruit take my dick>take my dick>take my dick>take my dickWUT?
>>136754it's TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOT TAKE THE KNOTalso kiwi fruit abortions ;_;
Congrats! I hear kiwis make great pets.Pic very related.