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DAMN...TURKEY THINGS! Anonymous
Dear /an/

I'm facing a bit of a dilemma at the moment. We seem to have two Orange Footed Scrub Fowl nesting in our garden, and every night, they screw the place up REAL BAD.

I'd like to know any NON LETHAL ways of getting rid of these things. We've tried scaring them away each morning, but that doesn't seem to help.

Any tips?
>> Anonymous
Kill them.
>> Anonymous
put them in the stew. they're quite delicious!
>> Anonymous
>>69625

Yes, kill them non lethally.
>> Anonymous
fence in your garden. it doesnt look like they can fly. other than that try a slingshot or shoot them with paper wasps
>> Anonymous
burn their nest while they're gone
>> Anonymous
BLEACH

Just pour out some bleach where they wind up going and the smell wards them off, they wont die from it they'll just avoid the area.

Alternatively ammonia or cats piss should do the trick
>> Anonymous
>>69644

yeah this anime is quite terrible but had no idea it scares the turkeys off
>> Anonymous
Where do you live? I knew a guy that had a wild turkey living on his roof, it eventually left on its own.