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ITT E. macularius, the hardest and most gangsta of reptiles, with the accuracy of a pit viper and the firepower of a saltwater crocodile. Truly the Deagle of herpetology.

I used to maintain these guys at a kids' museum and I loved 'em. They didn't bite, they tolerated handling well, they were easy to feed, easy to clean up after, and they always crapped cleanly in the same freakin' spot.

I'd hook myself up with one, but my apartment complex doesn't allow pets. I'm fairly sure I could sneak one in, but I don't trust the beaner maintainence guys not to get freaked out by 'em or anything.
>> Anonymous
I had a few in the past. They're colorful, but I guess "good temperament" in herps means "sits there and doesn't do anything."
>> Anonymous
Most boring animal ever.
Snails are more amusing.
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ITT reptiles that are better than leopard geckos.
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>>165060
water dragon FTW

also, iguanas. only for those who don't suck at taking care of them.
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More gangsta than a leopard gecko, I'm afraid.
>> Anonymous
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blahhhrgh I has a tongue
>> Anonymous
tegus are awesome.

to lazy to get a picture
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Bearded Dragon is moar better
>> Anonymous
My leopard gecko is boring as hell. It doesn't always shed right, and when I try to get the loose skin off of it's little toes, it bites the shit out of my hand.
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Don't be hatin' on these cute little fuckers.

Although I will say they do NOT have the accuracy of a pit viper and the firepower of a croc.
>> Anonymous
oh hey cool
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>>165068
fuckyeah tegu
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>>165054
You must be a troll
leopard geckos are quite disliked in /an/ and looked down upon
you might as well be bragging on house geckos or green anoles
>> Anonymous
>Truly the M-16 of herpetology.
fixed
>> Anonymous
whats a good beginners lizard to get thats quite active
Ive had Snakes before so Im experianced with reptiles in general
>> Anonymous
>>165238
LOL.

you have got to be kidding me.
>> Anonymous
Leopard geckoes SUCK.

Tokays all the fucking way. I mean, you might lose a few digits, but at least they're moar entertaining than a fucking leopard gecko.

My first herp EVER was a golden gecko. Beat the fuck out of any Leopard. At least he could climb walls.
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>>165238
These are easy and active.
Usually called forest aramdillo lizard.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
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>>165266
Did someone named Smiley teach you how to skin it?
>> Anonymous
>>165271
You just scored a high spot on my "List of Cool People" chart.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>165288
My life's dream is fulfilled.
>> Tired Anon
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Oh lawd.... not this again. My leopard gecko died a few weeks ago... so I fed her to my Savannah Monitor. He was pleased.
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Honestly, how can you hate?