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Anonymous
Dearest /an/
Recently i have started to fish off rocks near my house, I dont know anyone that fishes that lives near me so i have had to teach myself mostly threw trial and error while it has been fun i have run into a problem, So How do i kill what i have caught? Right now i just leave whatever ive caught rapped up in a towel in the back of my car until it passes away but i realize that might not be very kind! i have also attempted to hold fish ive caught and bash them head first over rocks but failed miserably due too the slipperiness of fish

so tl;dr how do i kill fish without causing them pain
>> Anonymous
Usually fish are just gutted alive. But I thank you for seeking a more humane way.
I don't know a more humane way and I doubt you carry a freezer with you.

Smash its head with a rock?
>> Anonymous
We had a fishtank at home when I was a kid, when one of the fish was diseased dad would take it out of the tank and cut it's back with a saw or knife.
>> Anonymous
chop the head off
>> Anonymous
Its not very kind to drag its death out. You'll be more humane to give it a quick painless death than leaving it to suffocate or slowly die in any manner.
>> Anonymous
That's something I'd like to know too. Never could stand watching them struggling to breathe.
>> Anonymous
http://www.fishjunkies.com/euthanization.php
>> Anonymous
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All bullshit.
I've been fishing for 15 years now.
Here's what you have to do:
Whack the fish on the brain with a fishclub or similar.
The brain is located BEHIND the eyes, not on top!
Special clubs can be bought in every fishershop.
pic related.

Second: Take knife and stab heart from below the gills.
>> Anonymous
>>138443

Although I agree the fishclub is the quickest, convenient and humane, OP says he's still a beginner, so he may not be able to handle fish well enough for the fishclub method.
>> Anonymous
Choppa off its head with a meat cleaver.
>> Anonymous
Step 1:Take knife
Step 2:Chop head off
Step 3:Put in bucket of ice (not teh head)
Step 4:????
Step 5:Delicious!
>> Anonymous
Tap the fishy on the head to calm it down,
also, cut the gills on one side and let the blood out.
>> Anonymous
i bet any fish reading this is shitting brix
>> Anonymous
become vegetarian and throw it back
>> Anonymous
freeze them. i'm serious
>> Anonymous
become a vegetarian
>> Anonymous
keep fish in said towel for grippage, then use fish as live club to hit against rock
>> Anonymous
Bop em on the head
>> Bitter Fairy !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>138648
Don't you do this. I will turn you into a goddamn zombie.
>> Anonymous
It's a fish. Stop caring.
>> Anonymous
>>138647
Won't that hurt the rock?
And don't start with that "it's just a rock" crap. Many people keep rocks as lovable, caring pets.
>> Anonymous
>>138661
...my ruby ran away from its ring enclosure last month :*(
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>138664
Oh man, I'm so sorry for your loss! Did you put up posters?

(Also, someone had to get my "Little bunny frou frou" joke..)
>> Anonymous
1. take fish
2. pin from top
3. stab in head
4. ???
5. profit
>> Anonymous
Depending on the size, just break it's neck
>> Anonymous
I really don't see why you should care, I mean either way your shoving a piece of metal through the its mouth and piercing it then pulling on the newly pierced hole.
>> Anonymous
freezing is the most ethical way. it's common for fish owners to place their ill fish in the freezer if they can't make it. just bring a cooler along when you go fishing
>> Anonymous
>>138707
The thin "lip" that the hook goes through doesn't have much of any feeling. ...unless you fuck up and get the hook through its eye like I've done a few times
>> Anonymous
put the fish on the ground and grab a stick and hit the fish in the head/neck, but be sure to hit hard unless you dont want to cause it pain ofcourse
>> Anonymous
Chopping the head off or snapping their head is a clean way to end their lives.