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o.o Can jelly fish seriously get that big?
>> Anonymous
no, this is fake. /an/ agreed on this yreas ago
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
Yes. Lion's Mane, nigga.
>> Anonymous
I swear I saw this on a show a long time ago, and it wasn't a fake, it was a new species of jelly fish; but if this was already argued, I guess we don't need to argue again.
>> Warchief Rend Niggerhand !8ej37etMrA
its not fake.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nomura's_jellyfish
>> Anonymous
>>74600
Those are only 2~ meters.

The thing in the picture is clearly larger than that.
>> Anonymous
shop
>> Anonymous
Yes. Clearly you never beat Metroid.
>> Anonymous
Yea thats a shop, but there are big jellyfish... becuause if that WERE real, it'd be trying to eat that diver
>> Anonymous
>>74610
jellyfish are stupid. really, really stupid. it probibly doesn't even know that diver's there. Even if it did, it probibly wouldn't be smart enough to know how to catch him so long as he stays out of the its singers' range.
>> Anonymous
>>74620
generally, jelly fish eat small organisms such as plankton, and other small beings, I would imagine this species would be no different
>> Anonymous
>>74620
Can you be stupid if you literally lack a brain?
>> Anonymous
Accroding to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largest_organism):

"The lion's mane jellyfish is the largest cnidaria (jellyfish) species, with some attaining a bell diameter of 2.5 m (8 feet) and tentacles as long as 30 m (100 feet) or more."

Now, the jellyfish could be swiming towards the camera in some weird way, having 30 metres of tentacles behind it. The driver is only in front of the tentacles, not the jellyfish proper.

That, or the picture is modified. :-)
>> Anonymous
http://www.divester.com/2006/07/01/scary-jellyfish-real-or-not-the-answer/

I think this might be your source, and it says that it was a vote and no the pic is not real.
>> Warchief Rend Niggerhand !8ej37etMrA
>>74610
well, jellyfish are not stupid really since they have stayed the same when a lot of other creatures have had to adapt to survive. they are pretty amazing creatures, they don't have a brain strictly speaking but they work. like a lot of things in life they work without making sense. jellyfish are fucking horrid
>> Anonymous
I don't care if it's fake or not. This picture scares the living crap out of me. :(
>> Anonymous
IN B4 SHOGGOTH
>> Anonymous
i love giant sea creatures. i hope to god we find a megalodon
>> Anonymous
It's real. check out the picture here http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article749446.ece

looks like the same thing to me
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All told they're still pretty damn big
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
It's a shop. Look very closely around the diver. There is a little bit of graininess surrounding him.

As someone who knows the ins and outs of Photoshop, it always gets to me when people are fooled by what, to me, is obviously a modified image. For example, those pictures from Lebanon a while back that were shopped to add more smoke plumes and destruction. Too damn many people were suckered by that obvious fake (repetition of other areas of the photo in the smoke clouds... come on people) and the stupid thing made the news.

But, yes. A shop. There are no jellyfish of that size in nature. Also, jellyfish could be said to completely lack an intellect. They drift or swim and stuff gets stuck in their tentacles, which they pull up into the bell to be eaten. They have no central nervous system.
>> Gunlord !.YMO7aNBcQ
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>>74992

o.o Can jelly fish seriously get that big?
>> Anonymous
>>74992
So, what you're saying is that you can tell by the pixels and having seen a few 'shops in your day?
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>>74550
It's fake. Here's the unedited one.
>> Anonymous
>>74992
I don't think I can convey this feeling with text.
It's just this massive, unrestrained urge to grab your head and pound it on the pavement until you die. It's like just when you're close to coming - that's how bad I want to hurt you. I want to murder your unborn children. I want to rape your daughter. I want to eat your wife and spit on your grave.
>> Anonymous
>>75207
You fail at Photoshop. Miserably.
>> Anonymous
>>75214fails at sanity.
>> Anonymous
That's not a big jellyfish, that's a very small diver.
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>> Anonymous
I think the OP's pic is fake, but yeah, they can get huge. As someone mentioned, nomura jellyfish
>> Anonymous
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Don't believe everything you read.