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In /v/ they debate about which is the worstvideo game console so why don't you debate which is shittiest animal?
>> Anonymous
No need to, it's human.
>> Anonymous
>>142707
At least humans can talk. Let's change your answer to the correct one, chimpanzees and other primates.
>> Anonymous
in b4 racism
>> Anonymous
Oh god, its a creepy little monkey. You better not bite me you ugly cunt. Or something like that.
>> Anonymous
>>142707

Furry detected!
>> Anonymous
>>142833
I am just guessing too...
>Oh no! A horrid little monkey! You better not bite me you ugly cunt.
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>>142878
>>142833
>> Anonymous
I don't think the animal in OP's picture is a monkey. Looks like a loris.

Also, my vote goes for pandas.
They just suck. No sex drive, they eat one fucking plant, and they just suck in general. We only try to save them because they're cute.
>> Anonymous
horse: fucking stupidest animal on the planet, that can kill you in so many ways
>>142925
>>pandas
so true
>> Anonymous
>>142938
Horses can be used as pack animals and were one of the animals that helped us A LOT. Possibly as much as dogs did. Such as building the west, helping us carry things, transportation, etc. They aren't stupid either.
>> Anonymous
>>142943
i didn't say they werent useful at one time, but they are shitty, and are soooo fucking stupid, people who think horses are smart have never owned a goldfish
>> Anonymous
>>142945
Anyone who thinks goldfish are smart don't understand the concept of intelligence. Intelligence doesn't just mean the ability to remember tricks.
>> Anonymous
wat
>> Anonymous
whee
>> Anonymous
the shittiest animal is the tape worm (pun intended).
>> Anonymous
Ticks. Fuck them.
>> Anonymous
rabbits. Cute factor aside, they're walking houseplants.
>> Anonymous
Mosquito's. Why don't they ever die of their own diseases?
>> Anonymous
That's not a pun.
>> Anonymous
>>142962
At least they serve an important environmental niche. You can practically live off of rabbits alone if you eat every part of it.
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all living entities suck.
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>>142707

True.
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>>142965

Uh, actually, no, you can't. Not even close. Rabbit meat is one of the worst meats that you can eat for sustenance, because it is extremely lean and poor in nutrients. Many early trappers in North America actually died from eating almost exclusively rabbit, because they failed to get enough fat and nutrients in their diet. Look up trapper's disease (or "rabbit starvation").
>> Anonymous
>>142974
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_starvation

Interesting.
>> Anonymous
>>142974
OK genius, you obviously missed the part where I said "if you eat every part of it." Yes, rabbit meat is lean, but there is fat in the organs. That means you'd have to eat the brains, bones, guts, and everything.
Rabbit starvation happens when people just eat the muscle meat.
>> Anonymous
hippos
>> Anonymous
cats. Fuck they're stupid. Not in a lovably dog-stupid sort of way, but in an "I'm socially inept and completely at your mercy but still somehow better than you" sort of way. Finding a cat that is awesome is like a finding a needle in a haystack, etc. I think I've met perhaps half a dozen in my entire life.
>> Anonymous
>>143016
Yeah, the same can be said about people. I think I've met about half a dozen people in my life, and they were all douchebags. It's so hard to find a decent one.
>> Anonymous
>>143018a cat that is awesome > I've met perhaps half a dozen in my entire life.

in b4 you learn to read
>> Anonymous
>>143018
and yes, the same can be said of people, usually around the age of 2 and sometimes again as teenagers. The thing is, people (usually) grow out of it, whereas cats grow INTO it and pretty much stay that way.
>> Anonymous
>>143030
Actually, they don't. cats often calm down and become really nice eventually, even though they're bastards when they're young.

And the most useless animal is definitely tapeworm.
>> Anonymous
dungbeetles
>> Anomynous
>>143033

Dung beetles are very important, actually. Without them we'd be drowning in poop.

My friend said to say mosquitoes: the most worthless animal on the planet.
>> Anonymous
>>142963

Agreed. What are the purpose of mosquitos other than food for other animals?
>> Anonymous
>>142996

...No, organs are not composed of fat, they are composed of their respective muscles. Bones and brains also are not composed of fat. You could put an entire rabbit in a blender and drink the puree, and you still will not get enough nutrients and fat, as a human, to survive.
>> Anonymous
>>142925
Pandas are such fucking retards. Do they have any use?
>> Anonymous
>>142945
Horses aren't stupid. They have a developed communication system, herd hierarchy, are able to form real friendship and attachments, can be used in therapeutic activities, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>143046
i dunno, but those videos of baby pandas not being able to climb a 3-inch step are pretty awesome. And by awesome I mean retarded.
>> Anonymous
>>143047
horses are disconcertingly smart AND fucking huge, which makes them sort of scary.
>> Anonymous
Pandas are fucking awesome, just because they're so useless. They're like fat people, except cute and alot funnier.
>> Anonymous
fucking skunks.
>> Anonymous
>>143056
Skunks at least make good pets.
Mosquitos are fucking pointless, as are Pandas.
>> Anonymous
>>143057
Skunks are as good of pets as ferrets, which are horrible pets.
>> Anonymous
what about leeches?
>> Anonymous
or sloths. They are slow and useless
>> Anonymous
>>143082or sloths. They are slow and awesome

fixed
>> Anonymous
Ticks... WTF eats those disgusting fucks? Leeches are bad.. but I mean, I think ticks are much worse. They might not be genetically 'shitty' but I think the world could probably live without them.
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>>142962
hey now
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Australian drop bear. They serve no other purpose than dropping in your back AND RIPPING YOUR HEAD OFF.
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>>143140
not real.
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>>143158
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>>143159
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>>143160
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>>143161
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>>143162
>> Anonymous
>>143081

Still used in medicinal procedures, iirc hirudin (the stuff in leeches that prevents blood clotting) has some uses in medicine
>> Anonymous
bedbugs.
>> Anonymous
Earwigs/ silverfish. Fucking scare the hell out of me.
>> Anonymous
>>142707
Of all the shitty animal species I've had the displeasure of interacting with, it's humans that have caused the most shit. So I'm inclined to agree.
>> Anonymous
mosquitos have a use: to kill more humans. if we didnt have mosquitos wed be drowning in niggers
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The domestic cat. They are like women x10.
>> Anonymous
any virus. Seriously, they are pointless in america. Atleasti n shitholes like africa they somewhat keep the population from exploding. Stupid peasants.
>> Anonymous
Furries.
>> Anonymous
>>142955
seconded.
>> Anonymous
Gonna go with mozzies here. Stupid natives should have never burned her.
>> Anonymous
I also vote the virus as the shittiest animal in the world
>> Anonymous
>>143256
A virus is not an animal. Shit, a virus isn't even alive!
>> Anonymous
>>143292

A virus is one of the select organisms that aren't textbook cases of being "alive" but are considered living by the science community.
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>>142706
isn't that the thing from the Quizzno's commercial?
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These things just need to drop off the fucking earth for all eternity.
>> Anonymous
>>143311
Actually, that depends on which definition of "alive" a given scientist subscribes to. Since there isn't a one single definition of life embraced by everyone, there is no concensus on whether a virus is alive or not.
>> Anonymous
hot
>> Anonymous
Fucking Jellyfish.
either that or ticks.
>> Anonymous
>>143120
rodents and other insects. stoopid
>> Anonymous
The fly.
Maggots have a useful purpose in this world, flys are here only to bother all other living creatures.
>> Anonymous
roaches. fucking roaches.
>> Anonymous
My vote is for the manatee. What the fuck purpose does that fleshlog serve? Their only use is boat speedbumps.
>> Anonymous
>>143554

I dunno about that. Compared to say, a sheep or a horse a Rat is a GENIUS.
>> Anonymous
DOGS
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Lemmings
>> Anonymous
no
>> Anonymous
>>143629

I agree with this. Dogs were useful in the past when man needed them as hunting companions or as protectors and herders for sheep, etc. However, we've long outgrown that need. Dogs are not required to put food on the table anymore.

At this point, a dog is simply a creature that converts your money into very bad smells.
>> Anonymous
Fuck pandas
useless fucking retards. imagine a raccoon with downs syndrome but dumber. They only eat bamboo, yet live in areas where bamboo does not typically grow, and they refuse to have sex. God wants these shits to die but greenpeace and peta refuse to let darwin do his thing because ZOMG THEY'RE CUTE AND FUZZY!!!!!!!
Fuck pandas, I hope they all get eaten by a useful animal.
>> Anonymous
>>144035

Yes, and while we're at it, fuck tree kangaroos too. Who the fuck jumps from branch to branch with its LEGS? Clumsy fuckers, we already have motherfucking dropbears for that.
>> Anonymous
>>143644
dogs are still good for finding drugs and catching niggers.
>> Anonymous
>>144057

Yes, they are. But who cares? These are useless persuits. We don't need to bother with finding drugs. It's a collossal waste of money. As for niggers, well, those are easy enough to catch. Just leave some watermelon, KFC, or spinners outside, sit and wait.