File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
Why do so many of us like cats?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
copypasta grabbed on /b/:

"Cats are selfish, egoistical, hypocrites, blood thirsty sadists who can be nice when they want something.
No wonder /b/tards (in general) like them..."

I dont entirely agree, but it's a good start
>> Anonymous
Because they're MOE.
>> Anonymous
I don't hate them, that much I can say. Because when I was a kid, there weren't a bunch of stray cats trying to chase me and maul me down, unlike a certain other creature.
>> Anonymous
Because they're so fucking cute that's why. Oh God.

I dunno, I'm just born with fondness for cats I guess. So are 3 of my siblings. No concrete reason, really. We just...love them.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
they're clean and domesticated, yet not so dependent on mankind as to render them mindlessly codependent.

and they're soft, snuggly, and just the right size to pick up and hug. :D
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
vicious little things
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
or not
>> Anonymous
I grew up with cats, so that heavily biases me. They were absolutely wonderful and amazingly affectionate, you couldn't have picked a better pair to have with young children. God I miss those cats.

The other reasons for me are size and training, which kind of go hand in hand. They tend to be small enough that they couldn't maul you, even if they had any predisposition to do so. Dogs on the other hand, so many people with massive fucking dogs who couldn't be bothered putting in the time to discipline them properly.

other than that, they're soft, caring, warm and snuggly. And there's nothing better than sitting at home working hard at your computer and feeling an unexpected rub from a purring cat against your legs.
>> Anonymous
I love cats because I'm infected with toxoplasmosis.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Cats are absolutely beautiful. Not just cute, but beautiful. What other animal is more beautiful than a cat?
>> Anonymous
>>267663
Horses. Gazell. Many birds.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>267634
that mouse looks like it orgasmed
>> Anonymous
they are independent, curious and intelligent.
they come to you on their terms: you know that if a cat likes you, it respects you. dogs just love whatever gives them attention.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
The affection from a cat is so satisfying. Probably because of the effort it takes.
>> Anonymous
>>267677
Blissful cat is blissful. And cute.
>> Anonymous
You know i doubt that Cat-girls would be such popular, if people hated cats.
That should tell you something...
And i guess i like cats, because of cat-girls =))
>> Anonymous
>>267663
HOLY SHIT YOU POSTED A PIC OF MY CAT
>> Anonymous
Cats are intelligent, clean, and, if you take just a little time to socialize them, incredibly affectionate, unlike a certain other pet I could name.
>> Anonymous
>>267745
You mean cats?
>> Anonymous
>>267745
>Cats
>social
>affectionate

lol
>> Anonymous
>>267750
I have a cat that'll love the shit out of you.

Not all of them are mean and stuff.
>> Anonymous
Here we go again. The metrosexuals and fat asocial neckbeards will now argue whether it's the cat's loving personality or spiteful individualism that make it a superior pet.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Cats suck dick, they are sneaky, temperamental, and I don't think its possible to domesticate cats. Dogs are superior.
>> Anonymous
>>267629
>>267641
>>267663
>>267678
WORD
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
<----- is why.
>> Anonymous
>>267763
it's both
>> Anonymous
>>267776
Are that be a flat-coated retriever? :3
>> Anonymous
>>267819
No, that be a Newfoundland.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
they are sacred to our religion
>> Anonymous
As usual, insecure dogfags find it fit to be TROLLAN threads that don't concern them. Don't be like them, folks, whether you're a catfag or an iguanafag or an antfag etc.
>> Anonymous
We are infected with that one virus.
>> Anonymous
>Why do so many of us like cats?
Because most of us are lazy as shit and cats are extremely easy to take of since they do most of the work themselves.
>> Anonymous
>>267856
>>267776
Demon Dog knows where you live.
>> Anonymous
Cats are cuddly. (: That's why.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
They're cute, funny, and easy to take care of.
>> Anonymous
>>267619
1.Everytime they meow, it makes me incredibly sad.
2.They bring you presents even though you can't accept them.
3.They are able to purr.

>>267674
I lol'd at horses.
>> Anonymous
Am I a heretic if I love both dogs and cats?
>> Byere
>>267619
Because, as the ancient Egyptians full well knew, cats are animals of the god/s... They are a FAR more advanced species than humans are and ever will be (before we wipe ourselves out).

There's a good reason why dogs have owners, while cats have staff/slaves.
>> Anonymous
>>268129
My cat is like my sister.
I don't own her, she don't own me.
We tolerate each other.
>> Anonymous
>>267688
Is that really your cat?
>> Anonymous
ive loved cats for so long there very cute and give you a laugh and cheer you up whenever you see them and there easy to take care of they dont smell there not loud and you dont have to worry about them mauling you
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>268324
>them mauling you
>> Anonymous
I was trying to feed a cat, and when I got anywhere close, it suddenly lunged out and bit me. All over. Freaking mauled.
>> Anonymous
My cats like to bring me presents and set them on the porch or at my feet for me in the morning. Even though half of a rat isn't exactly a great present, It makes me happy to know that they leave them there for me :3
>> Anonymous
>>268383
I know about people who bitch about rats and other small dead animals in their beds, but it's a sign that kitty loves you!<3
>> Anonymous
there's a huge difference between cats who think people are soft plushy super-mommies that will pamper them forever and cats who think people are big scary gorillas. They get pretty set in their ways early on in life, though.
And like people, a very large portion of them are insane.
>> Anonymous
Cause you can restrain them easily while you piss them off.
>> Anonymous
>>268337
yea and it that was from a dog your had woould be carved to the bone or your throat would be missin because thats what they go for kitty just scratches playyyyyyfully
>> Kid Hate !NcXBnSHZH2
Because the brain parasites they've infected us with tell us to.
>> Anonymous
>>268601
you best be trollin, nigga
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
cause they're interesting to watch and they can kick your ass if they want to.. but most of the time they just chill out and want you to pet them...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
would you really want this staring you in the face every morning?
>> Anonymous
Cats are humanlike, that's why.
Relatively flat faces, douchebag self-serving personalities, less than controllable loyalty (read: none). Dogs for example, let themselves be controlled so easily that humans perceive them as lower. Cats' attitude to life reminds us more of a human, while remaining as a fuzzy cute thing.
>> Anonymous
>>267641
>>And there's nothing better than sitting at home working hard at your computer and feeling an unexpected rub from a purring cat against your legs.

I see you and raise with a kitty rubbing it's cheek against yours, then falling asleep on your lap while you're on the computer.

Seriously, cats are awesome. What I hate most about dogs is how they're dependent doormats if raised properly, and walking disasters jumping at everything, barking and breaking stuff if they're not raised properly. Cats don't do nearly as much damage even when they're not disciplined, theyre soft and fluffy and cute. My cat is the best, he's independent enough to spend a lot of time outdoors, but still comes to sleep on my legs during nights and purring the hell out of himself. When he was a kitty he used to always fall asleep in the room with most people in it, when we left the room he immediately got up, followed us and fell asleep again once he found a room with people settled in it. He can't get enough of being carried around and held by me either. Social little furball. <3
Although I do have some scars on my wrists and one on my lip from the times our interests didn't quite fit together. Still, better than a doormat.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
cause sometimes, they are more attractive than their owners
>> Anonymous
>>268628
Top that off with a cat nuzzling it's head against your chin, while purring quietly in content.

FUCK YEA CATS.
>> Anonymous
>>268629
That cat is not amused.
>> Anonymous
>>268628

Faggots everywhere in here.
>> Anonymous
>>267619
>>Why do so many of us like cats?

Toxoplasmosis?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
my kittah
>> Anonymous
>>268639

I'm a reverse trap, actually.

>>268629
>>cause most of the time, they are more attractive than their owners

Fix'd.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>268640
well that would be actually good:

Correlations have been found between latent Toxoplasma infections and various characteristics:

* Decreased novelty-seeking behaviour[18]
* Slower reactions
* Lower rule-consciousness and jealousy (in men)
* More warmth and conscientiousness (in women)
Also, cat are really beautiful even if they are just "street cats" all the cat's I have had are rescued from the streets
>> Anonymous
>>268608
nah its the truth
>> Anonymous
>>267619
Has this picture been adjusted at all? The orange on that cat is so.. red