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>> Anonymous
FUKKEN AWESUM
>> Anonymous
My friend put a mous trap on his tongue, and then on his nipple once
http://www.myspace.com/uncensoredandunsupervised
>> Anonymous
>>342789
He was SO CLOSE.
>> Anonymous
Every time a mouse would get caught in a trap in my bedroom their heads would explode. Only in my room.

Seriously. There was a mouse that had part of its lower body stuck in the trap and its head still fucking exploded.

I hated coming home and having to clean rodent brains off of my shit.
>> Anonymous
>>342806
You're using a rat one or something?
>> Anonymous
>>342806

somewhat similar only the ones that got caught in my kitchen always had its guts exploded out its ass.
>> Anonymous
>>342806
>I hated coming home and having to clean rodent brains off of my shit

So don't kill innocent animals for no reason.
>> Anonymous
>>342841
They're pests.

They chew everything, carry diseases and are noisy and smelly as fuck.

You've obviously never had wild mice in your house, gb2PETA faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>342841
What would you have me do? Use the ever so humane alternative glue traps?
>> Anonymous
>>342841
Tell the motherfuckers to stop chewing through live electrical wires and frying themselves to death, causing either shortcircuts or fires, and we might consider it. A friend of mine almost got killed by a fire, caused by these fuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>342854
That stuff is funny enough just as horrible, I heard of stories of mice chewing off appendages/leaving behind limbs trying to get free.

Vermin get no mercy whatsoever.
>> Anonymous
>>342858
2nded
>> Anonymous
>>342841

Fuck off, pussy.
>> Anonymous
My old man had one of these go off on his finger. Popped it open real good. Blood came out right from the tip under the nail. I approve of these there more effective and humane than glue traps.
>> Anonymous
A mouse got stunned by a trap in our kitchen when I was real little. It's nose was chopped off, but it was otherwise unharmed. Paralyzed, perhaps with shock or fear it just sat there on the counter and refused to move.
>> Anonymous
>>342890

I found a mouse like that in my kitchen, once, after the trap somehow flung it through the air and bounced it off the wall behind the counter. I smashed it with a plate to kill it. Fun times.
>> Mice Breeders! Anonymous
I don't get why you fuck faces need to post this shit all the time.

Last I checked, this board was predominantly for, y'know, the appreciation of nature and respecting it and all that good shit.

If I posted pictures of kittens with their neck snapped, or puppies drowning in a bucket, you'd people wouldn't think it was so funny.

Sure, they're pests. But they're a living, breathing animal who deserves to not be TORTURED by you fucks who say "YEAH LOL ONE TIME I SMASHED ONE WITH A SHOVEL FOR FUN."

I understand the need for traps and they offer a quick death but you fucks who think you can just torture and abuse mice are just as bad as someone who thinks they can torture and abuse cats and other animals.

You may be thinking " OH HUR DE DUR ITS *JUST* A MOUSE." But then again some asshole may think the same thing about your cat, "OH ITS JUST A CAT DURRRRRRRR."

That's a slippery slope when you start justifying the mistreatment of something with "its just a..."

OH GAIZ DUN WORRY ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST, THEY'RE JUST JEWS!
>> Anonymous
>>342907

You just lost the game.

Now cry more, mousefag.
>> Anonymous
Mice have just as much right to live in your house, steal your food, and shit on your floor as any person.

If you simply can't stand the smell of mouse urine, have a non-confrontation chat with the mice and try to convince them to leave.
>> Anonymous
>>342907
it's called trolling, and you just lost the game
>> Anonymous
>>342909

Indeed! And try to explain to them nicely that their fecal matter can cause breathing problems in humans, and their explosive birth weight makes trying to live in a house with them near-impossible as they skitter through your walls and squeak all night long. I'm sure they'll understand and leave.
>> Anonymous
>>342922

He did lose, but I did indeed smash a plate over a mouse. I did far, FAR, worse to them, too. One doesn't develop a great sympathy for them when one has an infestation.
>> Anonymous
i remember my dad telling me his old roommate back in college threw a mouse in the microwave
>> Anonymous
>>342929

Did that, it's not nearly as interesting as you may think.
>> headsigh !pPyM90q9.6
>>342907
4/10

for putting emotion into it
>> Anonymous
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>>OH GAIZ DUN WORRY ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST, THEY'RE JUST JEWS!

Comparing killing animals to killing people is automatic fail.
>> Anonymous
>>342907
>JEWS CHEW THROUGH MY WIRING AND CAUSE FIRES AND THEY SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THIER EXPLOSIVE BIRTH RATE MAKES LIVING WITH THEM IMPOSSIBLE. ONE TIME ONE OF THIER NOSES GOT CUT OFF IN A TRAP AND IT GOT ON THE COUNTER AND REFUSED TO MOVE.
>> Anonymous
Dartmouth Philosophy.
>> Anonymous
So, does anyone know what those no-show mouse traps do? I've seen them spin after a mouse goes in, which makes me imagine horrible things going on in there.
>> Anonymous
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>>342950
Finally, someone who shares my view of the whole matter....
>> Anonymous
>>342972

They grind the mouse into dust, change the residue to carbon, treat the carbon with extreme heat and pressure, then use a top secret form of teleportation to remove the resulting flawless diamond and sell it on the black market.
>> Anonymous
need you tube of this
>> Anonymous
>>342806
Mousetrap of the Northstar?
>> Anonymous
poor thing
>> Anonymous
>>342922
>>342908

I'm not that poster, but you're retarded little fucks. Do not try to use "HURR YOU JUST GOT TROLL" since most of the times, they aren't genuine trolls, they are people who made a retraded opinions and are trying to save grace. Get back to /b/.

Also, it's funny how>>342926seems like the type who enjoys killing mice in brutal ways. I'll be interested to see how he'll react to a milgram experiment or a recreation of the Standford prison one.
>> Anonymous
>>342907
Fuck off you rat bastard.
>> Anonymous
>>342853
We just let our cat loose, it would come back with dead mice, we would let it outside, it would come back in. This process would repeat until all mice were eliminated
>> Anonymous
We had a rat infestation in our house(caused by the tortilla factory next door leaving flour everywhere) We set up the rat traps in the garage since that was where they primarily were at(though you know there were getting into the rest of the house, you could hear them in the walls.

One time came into the garage and found a rat hanging off the rafters. It's head in the trap and the rest hanging off.

The other times, we found a dead rat caught in the legs of a collapsible chair(one of the fabric kind). We think it was trying to climb through the partially collapsed chair, and it tipped the chair causing the legs to close up on it.

the final one was the time my dad pulled out the barbecue(one of the bigger sized square shaped ones)

He took it into the driveway, turned it on. A few minutes later, opened it up and out ran a rat. Pretty sure the sucker burned his feet and belly.
>> Anonymous
>>342941
I love this book.
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>>343158

> Get back to /b/

No, YOU get back to /b/, mousefag.

Also, cry some more.
>> Anonymous
>>343278
Awesome.

Can you make it dance?
>> Anonymous
Our next door neighbour decided that he was going to breed mice. Either as pets or as rodent feed, I can't remember. Then, for reasons he refused to elaborate, he let them all go. Hundreds and hundreds of little mousies, none of them with a wit of fear for the human species. To make matters worse his father had slaughtered the local carpet snake on the grounds that "The only good snake is a dead snake, hur hur hur!" Everyone on the block bought hundreds of traps. The neighbourhood cats because so bloated they refused to move. Our cat kept killing them- she was a vicious bitch- but she lost all interest in eating them, and guess who ended up having to scrape mouse foetus up from the veranda steps? After two weeks of holding out on poison for the sake of our cat and dog, we gave in and bought some ratsack. The unbelievable stink- you could smell it from three blocks down the street. The only reason our cat wasn't poisoned was that she was also an attention whore and refused to eat anything unless we congratulated her on her latest murder first. So we were able to just take the corpses away from her, which pissed her off but didn't stop her from showing us the next one. I don't know how the rest of the block's animals fared. Having lived through a human-made plague I'd hate to see a plague of wild mice. It'd be surely terrifying and even more difficult to get rid of.
>> Anonymous
>>343296
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH4EFgRB4bU
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I've only found one mice before around my house and it was dead. It was also flat like a pancake and puzzled me greatly. How does an incredibly flat and dead mouse end up under a tree in my backyard?
>> Anonymous
>>343342
Someone sat on it, duh
>> Anonymous
>>343342

Car ran it over. Local cat brought it to your backyard. Played a bit. Got bored, wandered away. Left mousie for you.
>> Anonymous
>>343278
I feel bad for laughing.