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HAPPY HALOOWEEN..almost Joker is a FEMALE!
Yes, so.. I've seen orange, and white pumpkins, and even pale yellow..
but this was the first time I saw such a pretty GREEN one.. so I bought it.. from Wal-mart. I'm planning on attempting to carve it in a second (I've already carved three regular orange ones of various shapes)

ITT post pictures of pumpkins, carved, uncarved, and in various shapes and colors!
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two I've carved
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here's that green one again...

try to ignore the fact there's a pink haired 23 year old married woman in the image...
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Kitty face .. first one carved..
yes I used a kit, far to lazy to design my own.
>> Anonymous
Yuck. What you probably should carve is that face. Or at least, put a brown bag on next time.
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note: inside of green pumpkin is orange.
it's got a sweet smell, exactly like cucumbers.
It's taste is also sweet, but not like cucumbers, it's a nice flavor.

It's alot pulpier then normal pumpkins and the seeds are a big squatter and fat.

Akin this more to butternut squash style, then typical pumpkin.
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>>45077
Oh my word! What a clever, witty, and original remark this is!
Oh how shall I ever live, with such scathing words about my face!

Gosh, you really out did yourself there.
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>> Anonymous
Moldypumpkin is mooooollllllddddyyy.
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>>45136
yeah looks moldy, wish it was fuzzy as mold and easy to push about as mold.
but it isn't.. it's some hard motherfucker right there.
>> Anonymous
>>45079
Nerd tattoo detected. Deploying mockery.
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actually if you look CLOSER, there's at least THREE nerd tattoo's in one of those pictures.

But it takes a good trained nerd eye to detect them all.
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Here's one of the first ones I did. I sucked a lot.
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>>45079
Those are some awesomely looking pants. I wish I could watch them on psycadelica.
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Disregard that, I suck cocks
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Fifth Element FTW!
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GOOD eye! Hardly anyone gets that one!
They're like "uh.. what?"

Yes, to date, my nerd level is 1 fifth element, 1 the ring, and 1 ambigram from Dan Brown's Angels and Demons.

My husband has nerd tattoo as well, the decepticon logo on his arm.
>> Anonymous
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Takes only two minutes to make sure all the carved areas look clean, y'know. The second one I point to wasn't even properly cleaned out on the inside. Fail.
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fell off a truck.
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>>45355
agreed, scraping the inside is a pain in the ass, but if you want your stuff to look NEAT, you have to do it.
Then go behind your carving and do some cleanup work..

not that hard.
>> Anonymous
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Yes, yes, I completely agree looking back on it. That was the first carving where I attempted something more complicated than a smiling face.