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Cats Anonymous
why do people enjoy keeping cats?
it seems like the individuals who do posses live cats are utterly neurotic possessive people.
how can you enjoy this, you must be sick in the head.
the pet has completely lost it's purpose, which is to kill rodents.
at one time if you owned a cat, it meant you where more likely to remain healthy. because of course cats rid you of disease carrying mice, rats, hamsters, etc...
simple rules of evolution would dictate that cats totally ruled. Now however, we need not rely on such a poor substitute because we have things like cleanliness and technology.
what purpose does your cat serve now??
the only reason you cling onto these small mammals is because you enjoy controlling lesser beings.
you sick fuck!
Alright so now you have to deal with an entirely new set of issues to deal with.
the price you pay for this can be easily spotted. hair: EVERYWHERE, aids, and so on...
get with the times. please.
>> Anonymous
>>262348
a troll approaches!
it's called companionship
>> Anonymous
thanks for the cute pic Mr. Troll

Sorry but I'm too lazy to read all your post but at least I saved your pic.
I like children, cats, dogs, fishes, invertebrades, vertebrades, plants, a true /an/tard
>> Anonymous
If it "serves a purpose" can it really be called a "pet"? I thought that was what "livestock" meant
>> Anonymous
>>262348
3/10
>> Anonymous
Pets are great therapy. Many hospitals will allow the presence of dogs, cats and rabbits as therapy animals. They do brighten the day of the patients.
>> Anonymous
>>262355
This. Life is so crushingly depressing that having a pet simply for companionship is worthwhile if you have the food and shelter to spare.
>> Anonymous
It's because of the AWWWWWW factor.
And cats are cheap, children aren't.

Also, why people have sex if a dildo/fleshlight is easy, disease free, safe, cheap and don't need condom/pills?
Are you happy now troll?
>> Anonymous
>simple rules of evolution
>simple
>> Anonymous
The idea that evolution has "rules", that some utilitarian value system is hidden inside the riotous process of fucking, dying, mutation and extinction -- this is a basically theological idea, and like all theology serves to comfort the insecure about their place in the world (I'm the "fittest", therefore most worthy/deserving/beloved of God)

Cats are cute :3
>> Anonymous
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Cats are cute and friendly, and I like to pet them and play with them. I also love dogs, but cats are generally quieter, cleaner, and lower-maintainence, which is nice if you're living in conditions that aren't dog-friendly. But really, how many people here have a dog for a purpose like herding, guarding, hunting, etc? 95% of us dog owners just like to have them around, same as cats. Tiem for cat pictures.
>> Anonymous
>the only reason you cling onto these small mammals is because you enjoy scratching their ears and snuggling with them
>> Anonymous
>>262352
LOL.
I love my cat because she is quiet and doesn't feel the need to constantly be under my feet. << You'll understand if you've lived in a house with multiple small dogs.
We are also both easily amused (red laser pointer)
>> Anonymous
>the only reason you cling onto these small mammals is because you enjoy controlling lesser beings.

...Controlling them? You've clearly never owned a cat. The only people who you could argue love to control lesser beings would be dog owners.

I really hate all the anti-cat trollers lately. GTFO of /an/ already.
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>> Anonymous
how on earth does a cat give companionship? they just want your food.
>> Anonymous
>>262585

Um, mine catches cockroaches, plays with my younger brothers, comes when I call him and generally tries to be with me a lot, and wakes me up every fucking morning at 7:30am.

You could say the same thing with dogs about them just wanting food, really.
>> Anonymous
Cats can be creepy sometimes, especially this one.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/25/AR2007072501753.html
>> KOTC !!pRxvcXqrYDb
>>262620
o.o,
i always knew cats had something evil about them
>_>
>> Anonymous
>>262621
Hmm, you gotta watch this one :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmDDp-cCo24
>> Anonymous
>>262585
you mister are an ignorant dogfag.
cats are perfect companions.
Small, cute and they will sleep on your head for free, Cuddle with your legs, Gnaw your toes, Chase reflections on the wall, Eat bugs and lick your nose with their razor tongue.
If your lucky, even your mom will say she loves you.
>> Anonymous
>>262640
Some monster of a human being was REALLY mean to that poor cat.
>> Anonymous
>>262734

Stupid catfag, stop spreading your ignorant lies. Cats are vermin and should be treated as such.