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Anonymous
ITT: annoying wild animals.

Cockatoos and Lorikeets. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.
I'm walking home, and suddenly a Galah screams above me and flies off, almost shat myself. Corellas stare at me in trees while they scream and squawk at the top of their lungs.

Rainbow Lorikeets screech and have real runny shit that they just LOVE to aim at you, sure they are pretty, but oh god, the noise...
so, /an/ what local animals drive you insane?
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>> sage
Well, I wonder what country you live in.

I hear you on the Rainbow Lorikeets. I'm from NZ but where I used to live in Dunedin there was an introduced population and boy, those things sound like screeching meat grinders or something.

Most of the native wildlife here sounds alright, though. Tuis are a bit weird sounding but there aren't heaps of them everywhere, or anything.
>> Anonymous
>>259118

Damn you, sage in name field from previous grumpy saging in other board! I wasn't even trying to sage this thread, either. Gah.
>> Anonymous
>>259118
OP here, they were introduced to my state as well, its completely obvious where I am from, so I won't even bother saying it.
>> Anonymous
I'm in NZ, not that that matters, but anyhooo
Seagulls. They shit on people.
I was in town at one point with some friends, and this was... Very very close to complete darkness. Like, could just see. We don't even see a flock of seagulls next to us, and then one of my friends tried to give another a fright with a massive scream, and the birds flew up and we started to think that they might shit on us. We hear a "splat" as it hits the concrete next to us. You hear a 'oh SHIT' come from all of us, and then we all get shat on... i don't go outside much anymore ;_;
>> Anonymous
crows, i just dont like em
>> Anonymous
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Canadian geese. Constantly walking across the road in front of my apartment complex between one pond and another, also nesting in the parking lot at work. Not their fault, but still annoying and have no fear of cars or people.

Though did see one chasing some dude and his little teacup dog the other day. That was pretty funny.
>> Anonymous
Peacocks and peahens. I hate those noisy fuckers.
>> Anonymous
>>259119
sage goes in email field, noob

Possums. Scare the shit out of me at night when I'm half-asleep and dreaming about demons and people trying to kill me.
>> Anonymous
>>259143

Haha. Seagulls. We have shit load of them where I live... I also live in a military town and at any given point, we have a small herd of marines wandering around.

Anyhow, there's a Hardee's next to a super giant drainage pond, a lot of these ugly ass geese and seagulls hang around there. Whenever there's a group of marines hanging around that Hardee's, I'll pelt the area near them with fries and watch the seagulls swarm about them.

I laugh from the safety of my car and drive off.
>> Anonymous
>>259236
I laughed so hard at this.

For me, its bluejays. Fuckers knock tons of birdseed out of my feeder just by landing on it, thus wasting it. Theyre loud, obnoxious birds that pick on the other smaller birds that i actually enjoy watching and am trying to feed, and they also get territorial and will divebomb people. Theyre like the noisy, prickish frat boys of the local bird population.
>> Anonymous
House sparrows and starlings. They pretty much try to kill every other bird around them.

I've found about 3 robins in my backyard with their brains pecked open.
>> Anonymous
>>259305
nasty, poor things.

Here, we have willy wagtails and they attack and peck the shit out of crows, which are like 10x bigger then them.
badass little things.
>> That Gomez
magpies. They're huge mean fuckers that make shittons of noise outside.

My cat brought me one as a present. I'd never been prouder