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Tulip Anonymous
Listen up. Glaucomacat has a message and you are not going to like it. Glaucomacat is coming to consume your poor, thin, world and regurgitate it in her own image. Glaucomacat does not work for you and does not acknowledge your meager hopes and dreams. Glaucomacat takes umbrage at the sight of your small torso and weak flaccid limbs. Glaucomacat is never fooled by imitators.

Glaucomacat will speak and you will listen. Glaucomacat does not care about your money or your friends or your stupid ordered lives. Glaucomacat only cares for your turkey. Glaucomacat must feed!
>> Anonymous
(O)_(O)
>> Anonymous
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fail.

stop ripping off fatmouse.

I still love Tulip, though <3
>> Anonymous
what exactly is wrong with Tulip? I keep seeing pictures, but never hearing about the eyes. I didn't think glaucoma would cause eye-bulging like that.
>> Anonymous
>>173533

Glaucomacat has a contengital genetic defect that results in her huge eyes. Though, if I remember right, her owner doesn't know if the glaucoma is a symptom of that problem, or is a seperate thing, or what exactly.
>> Anonymous
That cat is my fucking nightmare.
>> Anonymous
>>173520

Yeah, it's a fatmouse ripoff. But so what? Glaucomacat is a chunky kitty to say the least. I enjoyed it.

Oh, and post MOAR.
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here Tulip. This is for you, and in high rez so your big eyes can enjoy it even more!
>> Anonymous
>>173552

Thankyou, anon!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>173581
EVERYTHING is high-res for Tulip
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Oh God! I have just found out that Glaucomacat has relocated to somewhere in the USA, having outgrown her hibernation chamber deep in the Siberian wastes. The message behind this is clear: Tulip is no longer content to wait and be fed. Tulip is coming to feed, IN PERSON, and will brook no interference.

Glaucomacat is coming to lead this poor, thin world into a new age of glorious gluttony. You must prepare for her coming. Prepare to give up your wealth, your labor, and your biomass for the greater glory of GLAUCOMACAT. You will bring her the heads of her wretched adversaries. You will brin her their canned goods and perishables, and you will bring her their turkey, preferably baked a golden brown. You have been forewarned: Glaucomacat is coming, and you will serve her: willingly with your life, or unwillingly with your spit-roasted remians. Glaucomacat knows exactly who and where you are. Glaucomacat can see forever.
>> Mr. Anonymouse
>>173818
Tulip can't see shit.
>> Anonymous
>>173833
further proof of Tulip's power! She wills shit not to be seen and it vanishes! All praise Tulip!
>> TulipStalker
On a different note, Tulip and the small black cat, Sophie, have become fast friends. They now sleep together; although, in general, Tulip spoons Sophie, so I guess Sophie is her bitch. Or something. I'll try to get a picture.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>173898
Its not gay unless balls are touching.

Do they let their jingle/catnip balls rest together? You may need to get them comfortable shoes and flannel jackets.
>> Mr. Anonymouse !!h5ALjqgB4DE
>>173898
I demand it.
>> Anonymous
>>173903

Mr. Anonymouse, sir, you wouldn't happen to be also Anonymouse on Chatango?
>> Mr. Anonymouse !!h5ALjqgB4DE
>>173905
No.
>> Anonymous
>>173917
Not even if I say...

Craaaaab?
>> Anonymous
A challenger appears..
>> Anonymous
so, is turkey Tulip's favorite food?
>> Mr. Anonymouse !!h5ALjqgB4DE
>>173918
You're thinking of someone else amigo.

>>173927
Yes, it's in the ED article.
>> Anonymous
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>>173922

Lol, silly Anon. Glaucomacat is never fooled by imitators--especially shopped ones.
>> TulipStalker
>>173927
She definately demands turkey *every* morning. She normally gets two or three pieces. On the other hand, she prefers onion rings, pizza, and the ganja to turkey, in that order.
>> Anonymous
lol munchies!
>> Anonymous
>>173962
Onion's (AKA onion rings) kill cats and dogs. It causes intestinal bleeding.
>> Anonymous
>>174016
i call bullshit; my cat ate onion rings and blooming onions for all 17 years of his long life and didnt ever have any intestinal problems
>> Anonymous
>>174022
Garlic and onion belong to the plant species Allium. Garlic has been used by humans as a food flavoring, blood purifier, antibiotic, and antiparasitic drug.

Both garlic and onion can be toxic to dogs, cats, and other animals. Cats appear to be more sensitive than dogs. In dogs and cats, onions and garlic can cause a breakdown of the red blood cells, resulting in Heinz body anemia. The bulbs, bulbets, flowers, and stems of the garlic and onion can all be toxic. There are some human baby foods that have onion in them, and it is not recommended to feed them to pets. The very small amounts of garlic that are present in some commercial pet foods have not been shown to cause any problems.
>> Kitty-chan !AZWxKX9WlM
YES
>> Astro
>>174026
>species
FAIL.