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Anonymous
Hey /an/

So i got a quaker parrot, and its pretty energetic and quite adorable. I was wondering if you could recommend some things i should do and some things i should never do [besides the obvious lol don't kill it]

pic related.
and i'm still undecided of a name.
>> Anonymous
Play music so he will dance. Ohh yeah.
>> Anonymous
Let me be the first to recommend you name it Croissant.
>> Anonymous
Aww he's sleeping right now.

>>150406
i'm looking for a bit cuter name.
rather its tough and cute, or just plain cute.
>> Anonymous
Name it Biscuit.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
How did I miss ruining this thread?

NAME IT BISCUIT.
>> Anonymous
...no..no thank you.
>> Anonymous
Name it Mukubird.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150508
I don't think you understand. We weren't suggesting you name it Biscuit. We were telling you to. The bird's name is Biscuit.
>> Anonymous
Hooray for Biscuit

put it in your butt
>> Anonymous
>>150515
Bitter, it might be a while before I get another pet, but I swear it's going to be named biscuit
>> Anonymous
>>150518
To late your gay bird is called biscuit

ANON HAS SPOKEN
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150518
Excellent. Biscuit will rule the world one day. If I ever manage to breed, I shall name the child Biscuit, and cultivate him into a hateful warlord, and he shall be greater than Gauis Julias Caesar.

/r/ moar pics of Biscuit the quaker parrot
>> Anonymous
Try not to sit on it, hmm?
>> Anonymous
>>150522

Danger knows full well
That Biscuit is more dangerous than he:
We are two lions littered in one day,
And I the elder and more terrible
>> Anonymous
Biscuit seems like a good name for a parrot.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150525

Biscuit is Rome.
>> Anonymous
et tu, Glaucomacat?
>> Anonymous
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...FINE
His name is biscuit.

thats a bell in his mouth.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150529
For Biscuit the bell tolls!
>> Anonymous
Biscuit? WTF
Cornbread would have been a stupider, and thus more appropriate name given the information I have to work with here.
>> Anonymous
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Fear biscuit.
>> Anonymous
>>150535

This thread makes me miss my quaker, who died a few months back.
>> Anonymous
>>150533
..cornbread actually has a nice ring to it.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150537
Cornbread Biscuits!
>> Anonymous
dont burn insense or cook with teflon ever again.
if you're gonna feed it weird stuff, make sure its not on the bird's poison list..
>> Anonymous
>>150545
then again, you'll never know the joy of killing your bird for reasons that are unknown to you
>> Anonymous
OP here woops I sat on it :(
>> Anonymous
>>150549
that's how mine died, my 90 something year old grandpa sat on it
>> Anonymous
You know all the things bad for birds, right? Avoid them, look them up.

Give him a pen, army men, or put him on the curtain rod in the shower, during shower. Our Eclectus loves The Prodigy, spicy food, meat, cheese, and attention.
>> Anonymous
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biscuit no liek sub-zero
>> Anonymous
>>150599
see, that name instantly grants power and skill!
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150600
Truly this bird is worthy of the name Biscuit. Now he needs some army men for his legions!
>> Anonymous
>>150603
Video of his epic battle with sub-zero shall be up soon, stay tuned.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150606
Deliver unto us the glory that is Biscuit, or burn forever in Tartarus.
>> Anonymous
>>150606
bring on the video!
>> Anonymous
I now bring to you.

Biscuit.
The quaker warrior.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS2Dovf2d_w
>> Anonymous
>>150643
could use a sound track, but there's potential there
>> Anonymous
>>150644
Well i already made part two.
and uploaded it.

sooo, no soundtrack.

but you can count on it in part three.
;]
>> Anonymous
>>150645
yay
>> Anonymous
anddd part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQToxLRSvPs
>> Anonymous
Sit on it and/or pee in it's butt.
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150643
Wow he uh went straight for the crotch there.

I love how he attacks your hand. You shouldn't let him do that though. And that seems to be a bit of a small cage...
>> Anonymous
>>150650
really?

how big should it be?
>> Bitter Anon !!WJLRQ1cwCyZ
>>150655
It looks like you've got him in a parakeet/finch cage. If you take him out all the time, that should be okay to roost in at night.

Here are some links that may help out:
http://www.ukparrotcages.co.uk/quaker_monk.html
http://www.avianweb.com/quakerinfo.html
http://www.peteducation.com/article.cfm?cls=15&cat=1840&articleid=2389
>> Anonymous
AWWW

he made his first noisee.
>> Anonymous
Yeah, you should let him fly free every day or get him a bigger cage. Also, I recommend feeding him with pellets and lots of different fruits and vegetables (not avocado). Parrots are very playful and smart animals, so get some toys and wooden things to bite.

Since you have only one parrot, it needs lots of attention and company every day. Never touch or get close to it if it backs off or tries to bite you.
>> Anonymous
>>151014
unless you want a man eating parrot loose on the world. Frankly I think that might be worth losing a finger or penis to.