This is my dog ZephyrHe enjoys long walks, the beach, humping female dogs despite being neutered, and pooping in other peoples' yards which leads to my family being ostracized from the neighborhood.I love him.
This is my egg.Not your egg.EGG.
This is my best buddy Hey Guy.He enjoys going on adventures at two in the morning, pulling himself around in a wheelchair, and being a dog. Not so much dying.I love him.
This is my dog Anne FrankHe enjoys writing, hanging out in the attic, and being very quiet for long periods of time.I love him.