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how can i kill my sisters hamster without arousing suspicion?
>> sage sage
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sage
>> Anonymous
that's evil, just put up an ad on craigslist saying that you're giving it away, with a small adoption fee.
>> Anonymous
rat poison
>> Anonymous
Pick it up carefully, pet it, then throw it against a wall as hard as you can. Place it in its cage where it would normally be. Done.
>> Anonymous
Chainsaw.
>> Anonymous
flush it down the toilet
>> Anonymous
A man capable of killing a hamster in cold blood is no man at all. Good day to you sir.
>> Anonymous
put it in a ziplock bag for ten minutes
>> Anonymous
My boyfriend killed both of our hamsters by accidentally not closing their cages and letting the dog find them. So if you have a dog they more than likely will play with them until they die. Anyway I think it's dumb to kill a hamster just because you want it dead, it's not even yours to begin with.
>> Anonymous
In true /an/ fashion, you must accidentally sit on it and pretend to be sad about what you did.
>> Anonymous
You should drink antifreeze! oh... the hamster? No, you should drink antifreeze!
>> Anonymous
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>>196982- agreed

I'm disgusted by your idea OP, I hope you're not serious... if you are, you need some psychological help
>> Anonymous
Kill yourself - you don't deserve to live

Seriously
>> Anonymous
WHY would you kill a hamster!?
They don't even make noise and arn't annoying in the least. Maybe if it was a bird or something that never shut up i could understand, but a HAMSTER?! Kill yourself.
>> Anonymous
get the hamster a job clerking a liquor store in a dangerous part of town.
>> Anonymous
fag, you dont deserve to live
>> Anonymous
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lol, hampsters
>> Anonymous
Shoot yourself in the head in front of the hamster....It will be so disturbed by your actions that it will eventually commit suicide as well.

You win!!
>> Anonymous
>>197441
They smell and shit/pee everywhere. Thats pretty annoying.
>> Anonymous
break hampsters neck, place it back in the cage
>> That Gomez
flush it down the toilet. No body means no evidence
>> Anonymous
Somewhat successful troll is somewhat successful.
>> Anonymous
Yawn.

Sage goes in the e-mail field.
>> Anonymous
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I have the right to hear the reason from you.
>> Anonymous
Hamsters are stupid, but don't be a douchebag.

Tell your sister to get rid of it. If she doesn't, sell it and tell her he went to Las Vegas to become a male stripper.
>> Anonymous
Well I don't approve of killing hamsters at all, but since this is just a troll who cares. I once fed a small piece of pepperoni to my friends hamster, and it died. It was only like half a piece of one off a pizza. Nobody ever knew until I admitted to it years later.