1 00:00:31,137 --> 00:00:34,538 For someone who was so eager for this, l thought you'd be stronger, Granny. 2 00:00:35,709 --> 00:00:38,610 And I thought you were just a little boy... 3 00:00:39,312 --> 00:00:41,303 I guess that's not the case. 4 00:00:42,015 --> 00:00:42,845 Look! 5 00:00:42,916 --> 00:00:44,451 That was from a guarding pose! 6 00:00:44,451 --> 00:00:45,679 What power! 7 00:00:46,019 --> 00:00:48,955 Dama... for me...? 8 00:00:48,955 --> 00:00:52,652 Why, why did things end up this way..? 9 00:00:55,395 --> 00:00:58,762 HARE+GUU DELUXE 10 00:01:01,735 --> 00:01:04,863 PROLOGUE 11 00:01:05,939 --> 00:01:09,442 Let's see... when I get home, I have to wash Ame's diapers... 12 00:01:09,442 --> 00:01:12,846 That's right, it's time for the newborn checkup, so they're not gonna be back until later afternoon. 13 00:01:12,846 --> 00:01:15,448 I'm kinda worried because he had heat rashes lately. 14 00:01:15,448 --> 00:01:17,177 I wonder if we still have some talcum powder left. 15 00:01:17,484 --> 00:01:21,921 Man! You know, I'm really domestic... and I'm just an 1 1 -year-old boy. 16 00:01:23,156 --> 00:01:25,488 Anything and everything is all because you-know-who isn't- 17 00:01:27,427 --> 00:01:28,621 Guu? 18 00:01:35,235 --> 00:01:37,904 Well, I have all sorts of helping out chores to do, so let's go home. 19 00:01:37,904 --> 00:01:40,930 Let's go home, go home, yea-haw! 20 00:01:48,381 --> 00:01:53,250 Geez! I tell you, nothing good comes out of getting involved with a guy in a straw hat like him! 21 00:01:56,122 --> 00:01:58,058 I'm weak against those eyes of Guu's. 22 00:01:58,058 --> 00:02:00,151 It feels like she's peeking into my darkest recesses. 23 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:03,627 Because of these eyes, I always get roped into strange things. 24 00:02:04,531 --> 00:02:06,599 So you collapsed while you were up and about? 25 00:02:06,599 --> 00:02:08,334 That must have been tough. 26 00:02:08,334 --> 00:02:11,201 Around here, even the locals can get lost if they're not used to it. 27 00:02:14,441 --> 00:02:17,933 Well, I was able to arrive at my destination, so in the end it's all okay. 28 00:02:19,212 --> 00:02:22,113 Anyway, I'll have him leave before I get suckered into something strange again. 29 00:02:22,382 --> 00:02:24,543 Well, I think it's about time-- 30 00:02:24,651 --> 00:02:26,175 Wow, amazing! 31 00:02:26,686 --> 00:02:30,281 You sure have a lot of games! You've got basically every console available! 32 00:02:30,623 --> 00:02:32,113 Eh? This already came out? 33 00:02:32,392 --> 00:02:34,257 Oh, yeah. That just came out not long ago. 34 00:02:34,461 --> 00:02:38,454 So, how is it? I had slight apprehension about it because it doesn't use ROMs. 35 00:02:38,531 --> 00:02:41,227 No, it's pretty good. The load time is much better than before. 36 00:02:41,301 --> 00:02:41,835 Seriously? 37 00:02:41,835 --> 00:02:44,235 I felt that both saving and loading went rather quickly. 38 00:02:44,304 --> 00:02:45,572 Hm, I wonder what the difference is? 39 00:02:45,572 --> 00:02:50,710 It's probably thanks to the acceleration of the pick-up lens, and the boost in the internal memory. 40 00:02:50,710 --> 00:02:53,246 Oh, I get it. I'm one that was always pro-ROM catridges. 41 00:02:53,246 --> 00:02:55,815 What I can't stand about disc media is the sluggishness of the loading... 42 00:02:55,815 --> 00:02:57,016 I totally know what you mean. 43 00:02:57,016 --> 00:02:58,950 If it's a role-playing game, it totally makes you lose interest. 44 00:02:59,052 --> 00:03:03,022 I don't feel like leveling my characters if I see "NOW LOADlNG" for each and every enemy encounter. 45 00:03:03,022 --> 00:03:05,183 That's right! That's what I wanted to say! 46 00:03:05,258 --> 00:03:09,362 Besides, even with the improvements in CG technology to make more beautiful cut-scenes... 47 00:03:09,362 --> 00:03:12,232 I'd rather have more flexibility in what I can do within the game itself. 48 00:03:12,232 --> 00:03:17,397 RPGs lately are so linear that it feels more like someone is making you play the game, instead of you actually playing it. 49 00:03:20,773 --> 00:03:23,776 And well, if I had to choose one game to take with me to a deserted island... it would have to be, you know... 50 00:03:23,776 --> 00:03:24,711 Pachimon. 51 00:03:24,711 --> 00:03:27,847 That developer is great! The sequels, "Battamon" and "Magaimon", are well made, too. 52 00:03:27,847 --> 00:03:29,749 That feeling of playing a "B" quality game is inexplicable! 53 00:03:29,749 --> 00:03:31,216 It's a "B" quality with lots of love... 54 00:03:31,417 --> 00:03:33,453 Their technology is "S" quality, yet that's what they choose to do. 55 00:03:33,453 --> 00:03:35,421 Speaking of "B" quality games, have you played Doki-Piyo? 56 00:03:35,421 --> 00:03:37,757 Of course! I cleared the game with every character, even the hidden one! 57 00:03:37,757 --> 00:03:38,625 Seriously! That's seriously amazing! 58 00:03:38,625 --> 00:03:39,292 My total play time clocked in at over 200 hours. Seriously! That's seriously amazing! 59 00:03:39,292 --> 00:03:40,316 My total play time clocked in at over 200 hours. 60 00:03:41,094 --> 00:03:43,221 Maybe this guy's a good person? 61 00:03:43,363 --> 00:03:45,456 Actually, new characters like this guy are more than welcome! 62 00:03:45,765 --> 00:03:48,325 I didn't know that it felt so good to hang around with people of the same interests... 63 00:03:48,501 --> 00:03:54,303 Guu is giving me the, "This is why otaku who flock together are really annoying" look of disgust, but I'm not bothered by it at all! 64 00:03:54,974 --> 00:03:57,636 So, why did you drop by this village? 65 00:03:58,077 --> 00:03:59,339 Hey, come on now... 66 00:03:59,479 --> 00:04:01,640 Have you forgotten about me? 67 00:04:01,881 --> 00:04:06,147 Well, I have to apologize for asking you to do the same thing again, but can you play hostage for me? 68 00:04:07,053 --> 00:04:09,783 I wanna get revenge on your mom. 69 00:04:24,771 --> 00:04:27,763 I-I'm sorry, Guu, that you were caught together with me... 70 00:04:27,941 --> 00:04:29,909 You could have run away... 71 00:04:30,009 --> 00:04:32,409 Guu was the one that found him... 72 00:04:32,512 --> 00:04:34,347 I can't really do that. 73 00:04:34,347 --> 00:04:35,405 Guu... 74 00:04:35,481 --> 00:04:37,312 That's why she felt responsible... 75 00:04:37,550 --> 00:04:41,714 But Guu, you didn't know who the guy was, so you didn't have to worry about it. 76 00:04:42,288 --> 00:04:44,347 Guu knew from the very beginning! 77 00:04:44,924 --> 00:04:50,363 But even if he's a villain, you can't just leave him be when he's wounded and collapsed! 78 00:04:50,363 --> 00:04:53,266 Don't make occasions like this the only time you show human emotions! 79 00:04:53,266 --> 00:04:55,325 Shut up! What the hell are you guys making a fuss about!? 80 00:04:56,836 --> 00:04:59,270 This time, of all times, I don't think I 'll make it. 81 00:04:59,439 --> 00:05:02,067 My life is all over now... 82 00:05:03,476 --> 00:05:05,137 Hare! 83 00:05:05,645 --> 00:05:06,679 Hare! 84 00:05:06,679 --> 00:05:07,941 Looks like she's here. 85 00:05:08,147 --> 00:05:08,977 Here goes! 86 00:05:09,148 --> 00:05:11,184 Hare! 87 00:05:11,184 --> 00:05:14,881 Mom... For my sake, she's walking into danger alone... 88 00:05:15,154 --> 00:05:16,451 A kidnapping? Really? 89 00:05:16,623 --> 00:05:17,123 Yeah, seems that way. 90 00:05:17,123 --> 00:05:18,591 Hare! Don't die!! Yeah, seems that way. 91 00:05:18,591 --> 00:05:20,491 It's the third round! Moe! 92 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,959 Wait, it's really a kidnapping? I'm worried! 93 00:05:22,762 --> 00:05:24,631 What did you write on the ransom note? 94 00:05:24,631 --> 00:05:28,362 "l have your child. If you want him back, come to the west end of the village." 95 00:05:28,468 --> 00:05:30,770 You didn't specify that she needed to come alone, then. 96 00:05:30,770 --> 00:05:31,532 Oh, that's right. 97 00:05:32,372 --> 00:05:32,772 Shut up! 98 00:05:32,772 --> 00:05:33,136 Sure! 99 00:05:33,673 --> 00:05:36,233 I don't mind having an audience. 100 00:05:37,343 --> 00:05:38,742 Hare! Guu-chan! 101 00:05:39,078 --> 00:05:41,137 I'm only after one person - you. 102 00:05:41,681 --> 00:05:45,344 Let's have the audience really be an audience, and step over to the side. 103 00:05:48,421 --> 00:05:51,117 It's been a while. I've wanted to see you. 104 00:05:53,192 --> 00:05:55,626 It's the same situation as before. 105 00:05:55,695 --> 00:05:58,163 Speechless because it's so nostalgic? 106 00:05:59,666 --> 00:06:04,262 No, that look on her face is more like, "Who was this guy?" and she can't remember at all... 107 00:06:05,071 --> 00:06:06,868 The bank robber. The bank robber! 108 00:06:10,843 --> 00:06:12,011 Give Hare back! 109 00:06:12,011 --> 00:06:13,706 What are you aiming for? 110 00:06:13,946 --> 00:06:15,648 Right now, I feel like l was really insulted by the two of you. 111 00:06:15,648 --> 00:06:17,784 Just your imagination! Just your imagination! Just your imagination! Right now, I feel like l was really insulted by the two of you. 112 00:06:17,784 --> 00:06:19,046 Just your imagination! Just your imagination! Just your imagination! 113 00:06:19,419 --> 00:06:21,887 I may not look it, but I'm a perfectionist. 114 00:06:22,455 --> 00:06:25,515 I've never had a game that I quit after getting only the bad endings... 115 00:06:26,225 --> 00:06:28,159 ...until that time. 116 00:06:32,799 --> 00:06:35,893 I kept seeing you in my dreams almost every day... 117 00:06:37,070 --> 00:06:40,096 ...a dream of the game that I failed and left unfinished. 118 00:06:45,244 --> 00:06:47,712 Then, one day, I realized... 119 00:06:55,188 --> 00:06:58,316 As long as you're around, this game won't end. 120 00:06:58,424 --> 00:06:59,721 Ever! 121 00:06:59,826 --> 00:07:02,260 It will never end inside my heart! 122 00:07:03,062 --> 00:07:08,898 That day, at that time, if you weren't around, I'm sure I would have seen the ending to that game! 123 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:14,262 My one and only wish is the death of the final boss. 124 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:17,733 In other words, you. 125 00:07:18,010 --> 00:07:19,078 Is he serious? 126 00:07:19,078 --> 00:07:20,580 He might be a bit insane. 127 00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:21,547 Wouldn't it be better to call for the elder? 128 00:07:21,547 --> 00:07:23,674 If you bring the old man here, things would get even more complicated. 129 00:07:23,950 --> 00:07:26,544 Come to think of it, it's a good way to die. 130 00:07:26,652 --> 00:07:29,917 Your life in exchange for your son's, for the sake of your son... 131 00:07:29,989 --> 00:07:32,617 Mom, somehow convince this guy...! 132 00:07:34,293 --> 00:07:35,988 Are you an idiot? 133 00:07:36,863 --> 00:07:40,366 Game or not, there are all sorts of things in life that don't go exactly the way you want. 134 00:07:40,366 --> 00:07:42,235 You're not that young, and yet you still harp on it... 135 00:07:42,235 --> 00:07:43,964 Worry, worry, worry, worry... 136 00:07:44,470 --> 00:07:46,706 Just how old are you? How many years have you been alive, huh? 137 00:07:46,706 --> 00:07:47,866 Mom! 138 00:07:48,141 --> 00:07:52,635 If you think of something unexpected that doesn't go your way as misfortune... 139 00:07:52,945 --> 00:07:55,914 ...then this world must be an awfully hard place to live in. 140 00:07:56,082 --> 00:07:58,812 Why don't you coop yourself up in your little room? 141 00:08:01,187 --> 00:08:03,621 Thanks for the valuable advice... 142 00:08:03,990 --> 00:08:08,290 So, how will you clear this unexpected event? 143 00:08:08,361 --> 00:08:10,386 Doctor, hold onto Ame. 144 00:08:10,596 --> 00:08:11,197 Weda-chan...! 145 00:08:11,197 --> 00:08:12,061 It's okay, it's okay. 146 00:08:38,691 --> 00:08:45,927 Unlike you, I've always enjoyed anything and everything - whether things went right or were complete failures! 147 00:08:46,732 --> 00:08:51,669 Every experience, every choice, every person... nothing made me miserable. 148 00:08:52,638 --> 00:08:56,870 I hate to say it myself, but I've had a wonderful life! 149 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:04,241 Promise me, in exchange for Hare... 150 00:09:05,184 --> 00:09:06,151 Weda-chan! 151 00:09:08,955 --> 00:09:09,819 Weda! 152 00:09:09,889 --> 00:09:13,518 MOM! 153 00:09:16,062 --> 00:09:19,657 W-Why, Mom... for my sake..? 154 00:09:20,266 --> 00:09:21,824 Oh, God..! 155 00:09:25,838 --> 00:09:26,566 What is it!? 156 00:10:04,510 --> 00:10:05,875 Dear me... 157 00:10:06,512 --> 00:10:08,002 That was a close one, wasn't it? 158 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,583 Why is it Dama!? 159 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:11,484 It's Dama... 160 00:10:11,484 --> 00:10:12,218 She came for us... 161 00:10:12,218 --> 00:10:13,150 Dama! 162 00:10:13,252 --> 00:10:13,619 Dama. 163 00:10:13,619 --> 00:10:15,788 What's with that "We were waiting for this" reaction!? 164 00:10:15,788 --> 00:10:18,586 Everyone's getting lost in this bizarre turn of events! 165 00:10:19,926 --> 00:10:21,757 Oh, you've come to? 166 00:10:21,894 --> 00:10:23,122 That was a really awful situation. 167 00:10:23,396 --> 00:10:25,091 But, you did good. 168 00:10:25,498 --> 00:10:26,021 Dama. 169 00:10:26,098 --> 00:10:28,668 Even Mom! The voice.. Your voice is so different! 170 00:10:28,668 --> 00:10:31,296 The physique, the character, the mood -- anything and everything is all wrong! 171 00:10:31,671 --> 00:10:34,037 It looks like we have a flag up for a secondary event here! 172 00:10:34,106 --> 00:10:35,300 You, too!? 173 00:10:35,441 --> 00:10:37,375 Is it me... is it only me...!? 174 00:10:37,677 --> 00:10:40,441 The only one that is fretting, worried, and uneasy about this turn of events? 175 00:10:41,814 --> 00:10:45,580 Now that I'm here, I won't let you have your way in this jungle. 176 00:10:45,718 --> 00:10:47,913 It's nice to see you in high spirits.... 177 00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:50,085 But old woman, have you forgotten? 178 00:10:50,289 --> 00:10:51,449 I have hostages... 179 00:10:52,091 --> 00:10:54,457 My, my... these are really large items for lost-and-found. 180 00:10:55,294 --> 00:10:57,091 I couldn't even see her move just now! 181 00:10:57,296 --> 00:10:58,130 Now... 182 00:10:58,130 --> 00:11:00,997 The hostages are back safe and sound, so hurry up and get lost! 183 00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,100 What!? 184 00:11:03,502 --> 00:11:06,835 Or, that's what I'd like to say, but this went a bit too far to be a prank. 185 00:11:07,173 --> 00:11:10,199 Come over here. It's time for your punishment. 186 00:11:10,343 --> 00:11:12,334 I'll train you to be obedient. 187 00:11:13,079 --> 00:11:15,673 What can an old woman do! Eh? 188 00:11:15,748 --> 00:11:18,649 Or are you afraid of women, boy? 189 00:11:18,884 --> 00:11:20,511 Come on! 190 00:11:52,652 --> 00:11:55,883 For someone who was so eager for this, l thought you'd be stronger, Granny. 191 00:11:57,323 --> 00:12:00,156 And I thought you were just a little boy... 192 00:12:00,893 --> 00:12:02,884 I guess that's not the case. 193 00:12:03,829 --> 00:12:07,094 Don't tell me that this is how it all ends. 194 00:12:08,401 --> 00:12:11,268 Impatient men aren't attractive... 195 00:12:12,138 --> 00:12:14,663 ...the fun has just begun. 196 00:12:14,774 --> 00:12:15,900 Just begun!? 197 00:12:16,609 --> 00:12:19,311 GANGAN NEWS 198 00:12:19,311 --> 00:12:26,285 GANGAN NEWS HARE GUU 199 00:12:26,285 --> 00:12:28,254 GANGAN NEWS LOOK FORWARD TO NEXT TIME!