Be happy, dance the rumba, Hare+Guu
Dearly with a tantalizing swing of the hips
Love, Love, with you, so Tropical
What a paradise! Hare+Guu
My girl, be careful in the summer
The hook of love is unhooked
Sneaking by on their tippy-toes
The suspicious shadow... Who is it?
Lookin' really nice!
The heart pounds a beat!
A kiss is a must-have item for love
It's been erased from the cellphone memory
But I can't erase it from my heart's memory
An e-mail written after much thought
but I can't push the last pound-sign to send it
Why do I still hold onto the spare key
that is no longer needed?
The world is in a fever of love
but I'm carrying a one-sided love
LOVE FEVER LOVE FEVER
The rumba that makes the eye teary, Hare+Guu DELUXE!
No, no, not now, Yes right there DELUXE!
Passion at 100 degrees celcius, What a huge burn DELUXE!
Just so dizzying, Hare+Guu DELUXE!
With wet lips, the rumba, Hare+Guu DELUXE!
Touch, be touched, so embarrassing DELUXE!
Love, Love, with you, so Tropical DELUXE!
What a paradise! Hare+Guu DELUXE!
Hare! Hare, wake up!
You'll be late for school!
School?
It's not the city...
The jungle...
That's right, we came back to the jungle!
NEW CHARACTER!
I'm on my way!
Take care!
Oh, how many months has it been since I last went to school?
It makes me really nervous for some reason...
The story so far...
So shocking!
Hooray!
That's not much of a recap!!
Good morning!
Hey guys... it's been a while.
Oh, it's just you, Hare...
Don't scare us like that.
Oh, sorry.
"It's just you, Hare," she says.
The teacher will be here any minute, don't you think?
That's right, there's no time to waste on conversation.
Teacher? Something wrong with Lazy?
Right now, the teacher isn't my older brother.
He's been out sick with a cold for a while now.
Which means...
A substitute teacher is here from the neighboring village.
I see. What kinda teacher?
Well... Her name is Yumi-sensei...
Good morning!
Is everyone doing well?
Let's have fun and study some more today!
Hey, she's prettier than I expected.
She seems easygoing, so this might be nice...
I'm going to take attendance.
When I call your name, please answer.
What's wrong, everyone..?
They're probably just nervous with a young, pretty lady standing in front of them.
I see... they're all still kids.
All right!
I'll shoot off one of my routine gags to lighten the mood a bit!
Hare-kun?
Here!
Say, teacher, do you have a boyfriend or something?
Well, um...
Uh, geez, why do you ask such a thing?
Come to the teacher's lounge later!
Geez!
Something like that.
Hare-kun?
Here!
Say, teacher, do you have a boyfriend?
SHUT UP!
So I don't have one, goddammit!!
On top of that, you start off talking to me like a friend!?
Don't mock me!
Whatcha gonna do in the future if you can't speak one word of formality!?
Dammit, this is why I hate kids!!
Now, just go die!
I'm sorry.
Hare-kun, was it?
I have this thing about not liking children, and I get angry rather easily.
There are limits to how easily you can get angry...
As a side note, I've never had a boyfriend in my life.
Maybe I'm not charming as a woman...
I think the problem is more fundamental than that...
Okay, I call first period a study hall.
Has there ever been a class that was this quiet?
No, there hasn't.
Huh? I've never seen this equation before.
What should I do... Should I ask..?
Do you want to die?
What!? This is a life-or-death situation!?
Well, I wasn't really going to ask anyway.
I can look it up and solve the problem on my own.
Are you scared?
O-Of course not!
Yeah, yeah.
Then, you just watch! I'll go ask the teacher a question with all my might!
Ma'am, can I ask a question?
You're talking too loud!!
You're kidding me!!
It's the rules to stay quiet during class, you know!?
This is why I hate kids!
All the noisy brats in this world are better off dead!!
DIE!!!!
Oh no!
I got angry again. This is such a bad habit of mine.
We hate it, too...
I don't think I'm going out on a limb to say that this habit is why I can't find a boyfriend.
You know, Yumi-sensei, don't you have someone you're interested in?
If you did, I think you could do your best to break that habit for that person's sake.
Someone on my mind...
I've got it!
How about you try to change for the sake of my brother?
You're Lazy-sensei's little sister?
You're so cute!
I'd expect nothing less from my future younger sister-in-law!
All right, I'm going to do my best as an older sister-in-law!
Is everyone studying properly?
Sick people shouldn't be coming in!!
See, I tried, but it didn't work after all.
That was trying?
I wonder what part of that was trying...
She's scary after all... let's ditch class.
It's not much of a class anyway.
Maybe I should get out of here, too.
W-What's with that look of yours?
Guu... you can't be thinking...
Be of help to her.
...or something of that sort, are you?
You know, ma'am.
Would a younger guy be okay?
For instance, take these two.
I think they'd look good paired up as a couple with you, Yumi-sensei.
Come on, why are you saying such irresponsible stuff right now?
We have the right to choose for ourselves!
I don't know about younger men...
You're the one that's going to choose!?
I really was attracted to Lazy-sensei's mature charm.
But there's no hope for me now.
This is the worst.
Don't give up, Yumi-sensei!
You haven't said anything to him yet!
That's right!
There still is a chance left!
You know, like kindly nursing him!
Although she was the one that injured him.
I see!
I just need to frame someone for doing this!
I'll take a picture, and use it to blackmail him...
No, that's not it, that's not it at all!!
You have to ask him out, Yumi-sensei!
He came to.
Now, hurry!
U-Um...
I really like you, Lazy-sensei.
Will you go out with me?
Then, who was it that threw a chair at me earli--
Oh, that was me.
I'm sorry.
This is the worst situation!
Everyone sure ran away really quickly...
I want to make a run for it myself...
...but, at the least, I should cheer her up.
Ma'am, don't be so down about it.
Your habit is a bit scary, but it's not that I don't like you.
Hare-kun...
That's right...
I was caught up with short-range plans...
...and I didn't realize something very important.
Age difference doesn't matter in romance!
Let's go say hello to your parents.
Dammit Guu, you framed me, didn't you!?
Now, what should I say..?
The first impression is the most important.
That's true...
Why are you giving her advice!?
Nice to meet you.
How about something like that?
Wow! One look changes everything!
Too drastic, too much of a change!
Why don't you think it's suspicious?
By the way, Hare-kun, are you the oldest son?
Uh, yeah.
It's okay if we live with your folks, so relax.
She's serious. She's dead serious.
Excuse me!
Yes?
Bingo!
Oh my! He's just so much my type! It's a strike!
So, I'm sorry, Hare-kun.
That was fast!
I mean, there are all sorts of problems to sort out with you, Hare-kun, like our age difference.
That's completely different from what you said earlier!
A woman's mind and winter wind change often.
For once, show how accomodating you are as a man, and let her go.
Don't make the situation even more complicated!
Um, excuse me for asking. How are you related to this family?
I'm this brat's mother's boyfriend.
Liar!
Shut up, you mountain monkey!
I don't have a dad.
That means... So that is...
You are Hare-kun's new father...
No...
...it's my policy to never get married.
For example, what would I do if I met a wonderful woman like you after I got married?
...hmm?
But, it's bad for Hare-kun's mother.
That aside, don't you think we need to think about us first?
I'm sure that this is fate...
I'm home!
Oh?
This is what they call a "difficult situation" between a man and a woman!
I know that this is indiscreet, but why do I feel so happy about this?
I mean, this man (oh, come to think, I don't even know his name yet)...
...and I have fallen in love with each other...
And so that he can date me, he's going to break up with you.
My heart is only for you, Weda-chan.
What the hell is that!?
I thought that for once a guy found me attractive, and now this!?
So that means I have a problem with my personality, and no luck with men!!
So it's all off, huh?
That's it? You damn octopus!
Okay, okay, I get it!
-So her name is Yumi? -I know that I'm a person that's not wanted in this world!!
-Is she really that unpopular with guys? -I know that I'm a person that's not wanted in this world!!
-Is she really that unpopular with guys? -So am I better off dead now? Am I scum? Dirt? Trash?
-Yeah. -So am I better off dead now? Am I scum? Dirt? Trash?
-But, she's cute... -So am I better off dead now? Am I scum? Dirt? Trash?
Shut up!
I don't need comforting words right now!
Yumi-san?
What!?
You're still young.
Instead of making a fuss about men this, and men that...
I think you'll make better use of your valuable time by doing what you want to do.
Besides...
...men aren't the only fun things in this world.
That's true...
Gender doesn't matter in romance.
Can I think of you as a "sister" (oneesama)?
Oneesama?
Absolutely not!
I don't want anything to do with her.
I'm sure that after thrashing about so much, she's had her fill, too.
She's an awkward woman...
I see...
Guu realized that she's not just short-fused and quick to fall in love.
She's just clumsy when it comes to romance.
Maybe she gets upset easily to hide her awkward self...
I don't know about stuff like this because I'm still a kid...
...but I think romance is something that is more free, regardless of age or gender.
I don't think you need to hurry so much...
I think you just need to take it easier than you have been, Yumi-sensei.
Hare-kun...
You're right.
I seem to have been in a rush.
I'll take it easy from now on.
Sensei...
Let's start off as friends.
You're strong willed, Yumi-sensei.
Let's go to the next one!